1
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RIGHT, LEFT.

2
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- SOUND OFF.
- all: ONE, TWO.

3
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- SOUND OFF.
- all: THREE, FOUR.

4
00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,848
[patriotic music]

5
00:00:16,951 --> 00:00:24,890
♪

6
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- MORNING, SIR.
- COLONEL CARSON.

7
00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,445
GENERAL.

8
00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,782
HAVE A GOOD TWO-MONTH LEAVE.
WE'LL MISS YOU AROUND HERE.

9
00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,050
APPRECIATE THAT, SIR.

10
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I HAVEN'T BEEN HOME
THAT LONG IN YEARS.

11
00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:55,821
AND WHO KNOWS,
MAYBE THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU,

12
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YOU'LL BE GENERAL CARSON.

13
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ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE, SIR.

14
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- HAVE A SAFE TRIP.
- THANK YOU, SIR.

15
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[dog barks in distance]

16
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[birds chirping]

17
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I'M GONNA GO PUT THESE
OUTSIDE, WANNA COME?

18
00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,853
YEAH, HOLD ON.

19
00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,154
DAD'S COMING.

20
00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,555
WHEN DO YOU THINK
HE'S GONNA GET HERE?

21
00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,124
WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
IN SO LONG.

22
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I HOPE HE LIKES IT.

23
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I CAN'T WAIT.

24
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OH.

25
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UM...

26
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PUT ONE UP
A LITTLE HIGHER.

27
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- HOW'S THAT?
- GREAT.

28
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- THAT'S GOOD.
- YEAH?

29
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YEAH.

30
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[sighs] OKAY.

31
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PERFECT, OKAY.

32
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OKAY.

33
00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:01,186
THERE WE GO!
HOW DOES IT LOOK?

34
00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,388
- IT LOOKS GOOD.
- AAH! IT LOOKS SO GOOD.

35
00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,024
IT'S GREAT.
DAD'S GONNA LOVE IT.

36
00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,859
OH, YOU DID
SUCH A GOOD JOB.

37
00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:08,927
OH.

38
00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,932
I HOPE HE LIKES IT.

39
00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:18,636
OKAY, HE JUST CALLED.
HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

40
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LET'S GO.

41
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HEY, I SAW THAT.

42
00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,575
- SAW WHAT?
- DON'T EAT THE CUPCAKE.

43
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FINE.

44
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OH!

45
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OH, NOT THAT
CHEESY WATCH THING.

46
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- IT IS NOT CHEESY.
- WAIT, WHAT WATCH THING?

47
00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,983
WHEN DAD'S GONE, MOM WEARS
A WATCH TO COUNT THE MINUTES

48
00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:33,418
UNTIL THEY'RE TOGETHER AGAIN.

49
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BUT WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER,
SHE TAKES IT OFF

50
00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:36,922
BECAUSE TIME DOESN'T MATTER.

51
00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:37,956
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- [gags]

52
00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,725
THERE HE IS.
OH, MY GOSH.

53
00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:42,194
HI, HONEY!

54
00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,895
- HEY, DAD.
- HI, HONEY.

55
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OH, MY GOSH.

56
00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,599
- OH, HONEY.
- MM.

57
00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,167
- OH, I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU TOO.

58
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MISSED YOU.
FEELS SO GOOD.

59
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- OH, MY GOSH.
- HI!

60
00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:55,306
- LOOK AT YOU.
- [laughs]

61
00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,275
I MISSED YOU.
[laughs]

62
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HELLO, COLONEL.

63
00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,246
HOW ARE YOU, YOUNG MAN?

64
00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,181
OH, NO!

65
00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:06,251
OH, IT'S OKAY, BABE.

66
00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,519
OOH.

67
00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,521
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
- THAT'S OKAY, I GOT IT.

68
00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,590
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
[laughs]

69
00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,392
THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
I'LL JUST MAKE ANOTHER ONE.

70
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OKAY.

71
00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,695
[laughter]

72
00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:21,767
WOW, IT'S SO GREAT TO BE HOME.
I REALLY MISSED THIS.

73
00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,468
THE FOOD OR US?

74
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WOULD I BE A JERK
IF I SAID BOTH?

75
00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,272
NO.
[laughter]

76
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MM, I NOTICED, UM,
MY CAR WASN'T IN THE DRIVEWAY.

77
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- RIGHT.
- ANY REASON FOR THAT?

78
00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,613
- I DIDN'T CRASH IT.
- IT'S IN THE SHOP.

79
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BUT NOBODY GOT HURT,
AND I'M PAYING FOR THE DAMAGE.

80
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WHAT HAPPENED?

81
00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,418
WE WERE HAVING
A DRIVING LESSON.

82
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SHE WAS STARING
AT HER BOYFRIEND

83
00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:42,821
AND CRASHED INTO THE MAILBOX.

84
00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,322
BOYFRIEND?
WHAT BOYFRIEND?

85
00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,091
- YOU ARE SUCH A NARC.
- POSER!

86
00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:50,528
YOU GUYS, STOP FIGHTING.
YOUR DAD JUST GOT HOME.

87
00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:56,935
- HEY, THOSE LOOK FANTASTIC.
- THANKS.

88
00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:59,271
DID YOU TELL HIM
ABOUT THE NEW STORE?

89
00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,572
- YOU FOUND A PLACE?
- YES, UH, YESTERDAY.

90
00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,641
I WAS GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT IT
IN PERSON.

91
00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,944
BUT THERE'S THIS BAKERY
ACROSS TOWN THAT BACKED OUT

92
00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,645
OF THEIR LEASE AND THE PLACE
WAS HALFWAY DONE,

93
00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,547
- SO IT WAS PERFECT.
- THAT WAS FAST.

94
00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,517
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW THIS HAS TAKEN OFF.

95
00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,786
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA
MANAGE TWO STORES ALL AT ONCE.

96
00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,422
BUT AT LEAST I HAVE SHEILA,
AND ONCE IT'S UP AND RUNNING,

97
00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,423
IT'S GONNA BE...

98
00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:19,557
[sighs]

99
00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,659
I DON'T WANNA
TALK ABOUT THIS.

100
00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:22,994
YOU'RE HERE FOR A WEEK.

101
00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,231
I DON'T WANNA
TALK ABOUT BUSINESS.

102
00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,133
MM.

103
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- ACTUALLY, WE DON'T HAVE A WEEK.
- WHAT?

104
00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,603
IT'S ONLY
A WEEKEND PASS?

105
00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,639
BUT YOU'RE UP
FOR A PROMOTION.

106
00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:37,375
AND I'VE DECIDED
TO TAKE A FURLOUGH...

107
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UNTIL THE REVIEW BOARD
ANNOUNCES ITS DECISION.

108
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I'M HERE FOR TWO MONTHS.

109
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WHAT? TWO MONTHS?
OH, MY GOSH!

110
00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:48,386
OH, I'M SO HAPPY.

111
00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,421
MAYBE FOREVER.

112
00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:51,923
FOREVER?

113
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IF I MAKE GENERAL,
THAT COULD MEAN

114
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ANOTHER FOUR-YEAR
STINT OVERSEAS,

115
00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,330
ANOTHER FOUR YEARS OF BEING
A PART-TIME HUSBAND

116
00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,233
AND A PART-TIME FATHER.

117
00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:05,370
I'VE MISSED SO MUCH
OF YOUR LIVES ALREADY.

118
00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,672
ARE YOU SAYING THAT
YOU'RE CONSIDERING RETIREMENT?

119
00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:10,909
I'M SAYING WE HAVE
A DECISION TO MAKE.

120
00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,884
[phone rings]

121
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- [beep]
- YEAH, HI, THAD.

122
00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,954
YES.

123
00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,490
YEAH, I KNOW WE
HAVE TO SIGN THE PAPERS.

124
00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:28,493
THAD, I JUST WOKE UP.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OKAY?

125
00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:29,494
[beep]

126
00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:30,929
SORRY.

127
00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:34,465
WHY IS HE CALLING SO EARLY?
ARE YOU, LIKE, HIS ONLY CLIENT?

128
00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,434
NO, HE'S JUST ENTHUSIASTIC.

129
00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:39,271
HE'S THE ONE WHO PUT
THIS WHOLE DEAL TOGETHER.

130
00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:42,473
I NEVER LIKED THAT GUY.
HE HAD A WEAK HANDSHAKE.

131
00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:44,943
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN
YOU DID A ONE-HANDED PUSH-UP

132
00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,278
OVER OUR WEDDING CAKE?

133
00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,513
HOW COULD I FORGET
THE GLORY DAYS?

134
00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:52,750
[chuckles] YOU STILL OWE ME
A REAL WEDDING, YOU KNOW.

135
00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,219
THAT WAS A REAL WEDDING,
HONEY.

136
00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,587
MM, I DON'T KNOW.

137
00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,957
IT WAS ON A MILITARY BASE
WITH A CHAPLAIN.

138
00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,927
WE'VE LASTED 18 YEARS.
HE MUST'VE SAID SOMETHING RIGHT.

139
00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,662
AW.

140
00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,232
DRIVING LESSON.
[knocks at door]

141
00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,368
WAKE UP.

142
00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,539
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?

143
00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,674
IT'S THE PERFECT TIME.
THERE'S NO CARS ON THE ROAD.

144
00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:17,909
MOM'S TEACHING ME.

145
00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,144
YOUR MOTHER IS BUSY.

146
00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,446
I, ON THE OTHER HAND,
HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME.

147
00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,048
AND WHO IS THIS BOY
YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH?

148
00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,582
WE'RE NOT GOING OUT.

149
00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:25,951
BUT YOU'RE PLANNING TO?

150
00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,585
- I GUESS.
- WHEN?

151
00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:29,354
DO WE REALLY
HAVE TO DO THIS NOW?

152
00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:30,588
- ABSOLUTELY.
- MOM?

153
00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,158
MIGHT AS WELL
GET IT OVER WITH.

154
00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,360
[sighs]
NEXT WEEKEND.

155
00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:38,529
AND TO YOUR NEXT QUESTIONS,
HE HAS A 3.4 GPA,

156
00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:39,998
NO TATTOOS, NO PIERCINGS.

157
00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,434
- YOU LEFT OUT AGE.
- 35.

158
00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,603
BUT HE SPENT 10 YEARS IN PRISON,
SO HE LOOKS A LOT YOUNGER.

159
00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,105
HE'S 18.

160
00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,406
18?

161
00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:49,841
YEAH, I MET HIS MOM.
SHE'S REALLY NICE.

162
00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,476
YOU'RE TALKING
TO HIS MOTHER NOW?

163
00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,145
OF COURSE I AM.

164
00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,713
[sighs]

165
00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:01,819
ARE WE ALMOST DONE?

166
00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,989
HEY, WE JUST STARTED.

167
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,690
THAT LOOKS LIKE POISON OAK.

168
00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,860
AH, NO, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT THAT.

169
00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,129
[water gushing]

170
00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,630
[thudding]

171
00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,765
[water gushing]

172
00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,001
HERE WE GO.

173
00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,369
UH-HMM.

174
00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,703
OH, HONEY.
HONEY, HONEY, HONEY, HONEY.

175
00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:19,904
SORRY.
CAN YOU JUST MOVE--

176
00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,006
MM-HMM.

177
00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,474
- HONEY.
- SORRY.

178
00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:23,508
UM.

179
00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,542
GO AHEAD.
NO, NO, GO AHEAD.

180
00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:28,513
THIS ISN'T WORKING.
UM...

181
00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,181
[laughs]

182
00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,183
- STANDING BY.
- OH, BOY.

183
00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,920
STILL STANDING BY.

184
00:07:38,392 --> 00:07:39,357
- OH, CAREFUL, CAREFUL, HONEY.
- SORRY, SORRY.

185
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,392
I GOT A BLADE
IN MY HAND.

186
00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,927
I JUST DON'T
WANNA BE LATE.

187
00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,030
OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
LOVE YOU.

188
00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,131
LOVE YOU.

189
00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,399
MWAH, YEAH.

190
00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:50,001
OH, I LEFT YOU
A TO-DO LIST, OKAY? BYE.

191
00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,306
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD.

192
00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,018
[military marching music]

193
00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:12,524
♪

194
00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:19,897
UM, TELL ME THAT'S <i>NOT</i> WHAT
YOU'RE WEARING TO SCHOOL.

195
00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,632
- MOM LEFT ALREADY?
- YUP.

196
00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:25,703
THEN I GUESS THIS ISN'T
WHAT I'M WEARING TO SCHOOL.

197
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,178
DOES SHE ALWAYS
DRESS LIKE THAT?

198
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,946
YES.

199
00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,814
YOU MUST BE STARVING
AFTER THAT WORKOUT, HUH?

200
00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,749
- GET YOUR HEAD UP.
- [groans]

201
00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,219
ACTUALLY,
I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP.

202
00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:44,522
HERE WE GO.
LOOK AT THAT.

203
00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:45,590
EAT UP.

204
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,825
[groans]

205
00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,465
THAT WAS FAST.

206
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,600
DO I PASS INSPECTION?

207
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:56,834
YEAH.
HAVE SOME BREAKFAST.

208
00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:59,670
THANKS, BUT I ONLY
EAT FRUIT BEFORE NOON.

209
00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,872
[car honking]

210
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,074
[pan sizzling]

211
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,442
COMING OLLIE?

212
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,777
YEAH.

213
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:07,812
LOVE YOU, DAD.

214
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,615
HAVE A GOOD DAY, GUYS.
[door closes]

215
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,873
GUESS I'LL BE NEEDING
READING GLASSES.

216
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:40,445
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

217
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,110
[dog barking]

218
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,713
[door knob clattering]

219
00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:37,335
- [loud thud]
- WHOA!

220
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,503
YOU BREAKING
INTO THIS HOUSE?

221
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,771
- I LIVE HERE.
- MOST PEOPLE USE THE DOOR.

222
00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,640
- I LOST MY KEY.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

223
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,609
RAY.

224
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,344
RAY MCKEWEN.

225
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,878
WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL,
MCKEWEN?

226
00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,415
I CAME HOME EARLY.
I HAD A TOOTHACHE.

227
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,417
A TOOTHACHE?
SHOW ME SOME I.D.

228
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,519
[tires screeching]

229
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,554
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON?
LET HIM GO.

230
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,955
I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
I-- I'M A NEIGHBOR.

231
00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,257
I JUST THOUGHT...

232
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,525
GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!

233
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:03,328
[grunts]
OKAY.

234
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,597
CARRY ON.

235
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,766
[scoffs]
ARE YOU OKAY?

236
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,435
YEAH.
THAT WAS AWESOME.

237
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,638
OH.
IT WAS NOT AWESOME.

238
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,514
HI, CAN I GET
A STRAWBERRY CUPCAKE

239
00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:26,351
AND A COFFEE TO GO,
PLEASE?

240
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,819
- I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
- GREAT.

241
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,855
- I NEED A LATTE.
- YEAH.

242
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,924
[background chatter]

243
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,760
OH, DOUBLE FROSTING
COMING RIGHT UP.

244
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:36,794
- THANKS, JANET.
- THE USUAL.

245
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:37,862
IS GRIFF BACK YET?

246
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,698
HE ACTUALLY CAME BACK
LAST NIGHT, YES.

247
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,867
OH, THERE HE IS RIGHT NOW.
HI.

248
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,169
HEY, WELCOME HOME.
[applause]

249
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,105
OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
WELCOME BACK.

250
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,207
HEY, THANKS
FOR YOUR SERVICE.

251
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,444
[cash register rings]
THERE YOU GO.

252
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,579
HI, HON.

253
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,147
HI.

254
00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,617
HEY, WELCOME BACK.

255
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,254
WELL, THANK YOU, SHEILA.
YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT.

256
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:06,824
I'M 15 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT
AND WEARING FAR TOO MUCH PINK.

257
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,193
- YOU WANT TO TRY THAT AGAIN?
- HOW'S YOUR PARAKEET?

258
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,296
COCKATOO.
I HAD TO GET RID OF HIM.

259
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,697
WE DIDN'T GET ALONG.

260
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:16,467
WELL, THEN, IT'S GREAT
SEEING YOU, AS ALWAYS.

261
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,369
YOU TOO.
[chuckles]

262
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,171
OH, AND BEFORE I FORGET,

263
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,674
WE WERE ALL SO RELIEVED
TO FIND OUT

264
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,276
THAT NASTY RASH OF YOURS
HAD CLEARED UP.

265
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,511
[chuckles]

266
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:29,980
JANET, I'M GOING
TO GO WATCH OLLIE PRACTICE.

267
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,449
- OKAY.
- SO, HONEY,

268
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,785
WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT ME TO
COME BACK AND PICK YOU UP?

269
00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,186
OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
THAD WILL DROP ME OFF.

270
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,422
WE HAVE A MEETING
LATER TONIGHT.

271
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,889
- GREAT.
- WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?

272
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,157
CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE,
PLEASE?

273
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,693
OKAY.

274
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,160
ALL RIGHT, SON.
GRAB YOUR MITT.

275
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,697
HEAD ON OUT TO THE FIELD.
WHO'S MY NEXT BATTER?

276
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,932
COME ON, OLLIE.
OLLIE, YOU'RE UP.

277
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,233
- LET'S GO, SON.
- YEAH.

278
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,401
HUSTLE UP.

279
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,473
LET'S GO, OLLIE!

280
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,508
COME ON, OLLIE.
YOU CAN DO IT, BUDDY.

281
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,711
LET'S GO, BUDDY, LET'S GO!
LET'S GO, OLLIE.

282
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,246
STAND RIGHT IN THERE.
STAND RIGHT IN THERE.

283
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,948
- WEIGHT ON YOUR BACK--
- SPREAD YOUR LEGS WIDER.

284
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,584
SORRY, COACH.

285
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,820
WHEN HE WINDS UP,
COCK YOUR ELBOW.

286
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,388
BE READY TO SWING.

287
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,622
- [thud]
- NICE TRY, OLLIE.

288
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,190
OLLIE, DON'T BE AFRAID.
DON'T BE AFRAID.

289
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,860
DAD, PLEASE.

290
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,197
ALL RIGHT.
STEP CLOSER TO THE PLATE.

291
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,932
- GET AGGRESSIVE, OLLIE!
- DON'T DIP YOUR SHOULDER.

292
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,167
STEP RIGHT THROUGH THERE,
BUDDY!

293
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,502
HERE WE GO, OLLIE.

294
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,605
COME ON.
YOU GOT IT, OL.

295
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,807
OLLIE, SWING, BUD!
THAT'S A STRIKE!

296
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,342
SWING RIGHT THROUGH.
GET AGGRESSIVE, BUDDY.

297
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,910
- OKAY, YOU SWUNG A LITTLE LATE.
- STEP-- STEP STRAIGHT FORWARD.

298
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,011
- KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL.
- OLLIE, STEP FORWARD.

299
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,279
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO DECIDE QUICKLY.

300
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,315
FORWARD, STRAIGHT.
LINE THEM UP LIKE I SHOWED YOU.

301
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,751
STRONG STANCE, BUDDY.
STRONG STANCE.

302
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,019
- [clears throat]
- SORRY, COACH.

303
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:45,690
COACH, YOU DO YOUR THING.

304
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,325
COME ON, BUD.

305
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:52,329
HERE WE GO, BATTER.
LET'S GO.

306
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,599
- [grunts]
- NICE TRY, OLLIE.

307
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,534
YOU SWING AT IT
WHEN THEY'RE THAT HIGH.

308
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,470
ALL RIGHT,
NEXT BATTER.

309
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,342
[dog barks in distance]

310
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,049
- HI, HONEY.
- HI.

311
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,421
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.

312
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,557
WELCOME BACK, SERGEANT.

313
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,325
THANKS.
AND IT'S COLONEL.

314
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,828
WE SIGNED THE LEASE.
WE OPEN IN 30 DAYS.

315
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:27,532
- HEY, CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

316
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,700
DID SHE TELL ABOUT
THE BIG ORDER WE PULLED IN?

317
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,903
SWEET 16
FOR THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER.

318
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:33,137
- I MEAN, KILLER PR.
- YEAH.

319
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,371
BUT IF WE PLAY THIS RIGHT,

320
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,074
OUR JANET HERE IS GONNA BE
THE NEW MRS. FIELDS.

321
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,943
AND YOU CAN BE,
UH, MR. FIELDS.

322
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,246
OR I GUESS YOU'D BE
COLONEL FIELDS, RIGHT?

323
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,014
- YEAH. YEAH.
- RIGHT.

324
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,050
OKAY. WELL, I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW, JANET.

325
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,051
THANKS, THAD.

326
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,586
- COLONEL.
- THAD.

327
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,991
- THAD.
- MM-HMM.

328
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,443
WHAT-- WHAT'S GOING ON?

329
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,479
I NEVER NOTICED IT BEFORE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

330
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:18,082
THIS PLACE IS LIKE A HOME
INVASION WAITING TO HAPPEN.

331
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,685
I'M GONNA PUT IN
A SECURITY SYSTEM.

332
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,587
YOU MEAN, LIKE,
LIGHTS AND STUFF?

333
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:26,056
YEAH,
AND SOME OTHER THINGS.

334
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,225
OKAY.

335
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:29,827
OH, HONEY,
I HAD ANOTHER IDEA.

336
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,929
DO YOU THINK THE HOUSE
NEEDS TO GET PAINTED?

337
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,131
NO. I THINK ITS FINE.

338
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,133
WELL, BECAUSE THE BACKYARD
WAS LOOKING--

339
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,935
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT USED
TO NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO.

340
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:40,571
I'VE GOT PLENTY TO DO.

341
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,340
WHY DOES THAT SCARE ME?

342
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,341
YOU KNOW IT TAKES
SOME ADJUSTING

343
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,409
WHEN YOU'RE HOME
ON LEAVE.

344
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,244
WHAT IF THIS
ISN'T JUST LEAVE?

345
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:51,115
WELL, WHEN YOU
GET THE PROMOTION,

346
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,383
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

347
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,351
AND IF I DON'T GET IT?

348
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,054
YOU'LL GET USED TO IT,
I PROMISE.

349
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,392
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

350
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,894
I LOVE YOU TOO, HON.

351
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,144
TA-TA-TA-TA.

352
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,622
YOU MAY GO.

353
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,532
- HI.
- HI.

354
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,667
HOW ARE YOU?

355
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,734
I'M GOOD.
SORRY I'M A LITTLE LATE.

356
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,835
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

357
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:47,271
- READY?
- YUP.

358
00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,251
[sighs]

359
00:17:29,008 --> 00:17:30,307
OKAY.

360
00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:41,051
SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA DO?

361
00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:42,986
- WATCH TV.
- OKAY.

362
00:17:43,088 --> 00:17:44,521
I DON'T HAVE
ANY HOMEWORK, SO...

363
00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:45,522
OH.

364
00:17:45,624 --> 00:17:47,357
OH, THAT'S AWESOME.

365
00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:49,193
I CAN'T SEE.

366
00:17:49,295 --> 00:17:51,962
UH, LET'S SEE.

367
00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:54,298
- THAT'S COOL.
- THAT'S DAD.

368
00:17:54,399 --> 00:17:56,033
- [beeping]
- WHAT IS--

369
00:17:56,135 --> 00:17:57,868
YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS
TO ENTER THE CODE

370
00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,203
- BEFORE THE ALARM GOES OFF.
- WHAT, ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?

371
00:17:59,305 --> 00:18:00,904
WE COULD BE.

372
00:18:01,006 --> 00:18:03,040
- 12 SECONDS.
- WHAT'S THE CODE?

373
00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:07,644
YOUR BIRTHDAY, THE DAY,
AND THEN THE MONTH.

374
00:18:07,746 --> 00:18:08,745
AND ENTER.

375
00:18:08,848 --> 00:18:11,849
[beeping continues]
TRY IT AGAIN.

376
00:18:11,951 --> 00:18:15,385
[groans]

377
00:18:15,487 --> 00:18:16,519
NO, WAIT, WAIT.

378
00:18:16,621 --> 00:18:17,754
CLEARLY, YOU FORGOT
MY BIRTHDAY.

379
00:18:17,857 --> 00:18:21,524
NO. I GOT IT.

380
00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:23,093
UH-OH.
[siren wails]

381
00:18:23,195 --> 00:18:24,527
[all yelling]

382
00:18:24,629 --> 00:18:26,463
PLEASE, STOP THIS.

383
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:27,797
YEAH, YEAH. HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
ONE SECOND.

384
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,666
HOLD ON.
ONE SECOND, ONE SECOND.

385
00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:33,570
- GRIFF! UH.
- OH.

386
00:18:33,672 --> 00:18:36,340
[alarm continues to wail]

387
00:18:43,849 --> 00:18:46,049
- WHERE IS HE?
- I DON'T KNOW.

388
00:18:46,151 --> 00:18:47,885
GRIFF?

389
00:18:47,987 --> 00:18:51,521
I MUST HAVE, UH-- MUST HAVE
GOT SOME WIRES CROSSED.

390
00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:52,789
STOP THAT.

391
00:18:52,892 --> 00:18:54,391
- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
- POISON OAK.

392
00:18:54,493 --> 00:18:55,658
THE NURSE SAID
IT'S FROM THE WOODS.

393
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:56,826
OH.

394
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,828
COME ON.
LET'S GO WATCH TV.

395
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:01,331
YOU GUYS GO.
GET IN HERE.

396
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,732
OOH.

397
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,001
- [scoffs]
- I CAN'T DO THIS.

398
00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:06,169
WHAT?

399
00:19:08,374 --> 00:19:10,840
I CAN'T RETIRE.

400
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,842
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO BE A CIVILIAN.

401
00:19:19,018 --> 00:19:23,253
YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU
COME WORK AT THE STORE?

402
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,655
WHAT?

403
00:19:25,757 --> 00:19:27,291
JUST UNTIL I GET THE OTHER ONE
UP AND RUNNING.

404
00:19:27,393 --> 00:19:28,392
I COULD REALLY USE THE HELP,

405
00:19:28,493 --> 00:19:31,828
AND IT WOULD GET YOU
OUT OF THE HOUSE.

406
00:19:33,665 --> 00:19:36,733
IS THAT FEAR IN YOUR EYES,
COLONEL?

407
00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:38,001
AFFIRMATIVE.

408
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:40,103
YOU'RE GOOD
AT GIVING ORDERS.

409
00:19:40,205 --> 00:19:42,105
NOW YOU CAN TAKE THEM.

410
00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:45,342
FOR CUPCAKES.

411
00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:47,077
[indistinct chatter]

412
00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:52,582
WE ROTATE 32 VARIETIES,
AND DAILY SPECIALS ARE UP FRONT.

413
00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:55,252
WE GOT CHOCOLATE SUNDAE,
BLACK RASPBERRY.

414
00:19:55,354 --> 00:19:57,387
I'M A FAN OF BANANA.

415
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:00,890
UH-HUH. OKAY.

416
00:20:02,428 --> 00:20:03,860
OH, YEAH.

417
00:20:03,963 --> 00:20:05,862
I'M-- I'M NOT WEARING THESE.

418
00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:08,631
OKAY, WELL,
YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THIS.

419
00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:09,899
[laughs]

420
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:12,702
- HONEY, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- WHAT?

421
00:20:12,804 --> 00:20:13,803
WELL,
THIS LOOKS RIDICULOUS.

422
00:20:13,905 --> 00:20:15,672
OH, HONEY,
IT'S PART OF THE OUTFIT.

423
00:20:15,774 --> 00:20:16,739
YOU GOTTA WEAR IT.

424
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:20,043
- SWEETHEART--
- IT GETS WORSE.

425
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:26,316
OH, OH.
NO, NO. NO WAY.

426
00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:27,851
IT'S HEALTH CODE REG.

427
00:20:27,953 --> 00:20:30,988
ONLY WHEN YOU'RE BAKING
OR ICING, OKAY?

428
00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:33,490
IT'S OKAY.

429
00:20:33,592 --> 00:20:34,724
YOU LOOK CUTE.

430
00:20:34,826 --> 00:20:36,693
I LIKE TO DO THE ICING
WITH A KNIFE,

431
00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:39,062
BUT IT'S A LOT EASIER TO USE
THE FROSTING GUN.

432
00:20:39,164 --> 00:20:40,663
- A GUN? OKAY.
- MM-HMM.

433
00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:42,832
SO YOU JUST GO RIGHT HERE.

434
00:20:42,934 --> 00:20:47,804
JUST SWIRL IT AROUND LIKE THAT.

435
00:20:47,906 --> 00:20:49,772
ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?

436
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,641
- ROGER THAT.
- YOU CAN DO THAT.

437
00:20:51,743 --> 00:20:54,411
HONEY, DOES SHE NEED
TO BE HERE?

438
00:20:54,513 --> 00:20:56,246
YES, JUST DON'T ENGAGE.

439
00:20:56,348 --> 00:20:58,648
AND IF SHE ENGAGES FIRST?

440
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,917
SURRENDER.

441
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:03,053
HERE, YOU TRY.

442
00:21:03,155 --> 00:21:04,654
OKAY.
FOLD THOSE IN.

443
00:21:04,756 --> 00:21:07,557
THIS GOES OVER.
THAT GOES OVER.

444
00:21:07,659 --> 00:21:09,059
THEN YOU GOTTA PUT
THESE FLAPS IN HERE.

445
00:21:09,161 --> 00:21:10,693
AND THEY CAN BE
A LITTLE TRICKY, OKAY?

446
00:21:10,795 --> 00:21:12,329
ANY QUESTIONS?

447
00:21:12,431 --> 00:21:13,497
JUST ONE.

448
00:21:13,598 --> 00:21:15,732
DOES EVERYTHING
HAVE TO BE SO PINK?

449
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:17,901
OH, YOU'RE EMBARRASSED.
THAT'S CUTE.

450
00:21:18,003 --> 00:21:19,503
NOT HELPING.

451
00:21:19,604 --> 00:21:21,338
YOU KNOW WHAT,
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STAY.

452
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,406
SWEETHEART, NO.
YOU GO AHEAD.

453
00:21:22,508 --> 00:21:24,107
YOU GO ON YOUR MEETING.
I'LL BE FINE.

454
00:21:24,209 --> 00:21:27,077
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL KEEP A SHORT LEASH ON HIM.

455
00:21:27,179 --> 00:21:29,012
LET'S JUST GO OVER THIS
ONE MORE TIME, HERE.

456
00:21:29,114 --> 00:21:31,415
HONEY, HONEY, WE'VE GONE OVER
EVERYTHING THREE TIMES ALREADY.

457
00:21:31,517 --> 00:21:32,516
I'VE GOT IT.

458
00:21:32,617 --> 00:21:34,217
I RUN A BATTALION
OF OVER A THOUSAND MEN.

459
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:36,553
I CAN HANDLE SOME CUPCAKES.

460
00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:38,755
OKAY.

461
00:21:38,857 --> 00:21:39,756
I LOVE YOU.

462
00:21:39,858 --> 00:21:43,493
I LOVE YOU TOO.

463
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:47,197
THE PLACE IS IN GOOD HANDS.

464
00:21:47,299 --> 00:21:50,300
BYE.

465
00:21:52,304 --> 00:21:56,273
[door opens and closes]

466
00:22:19,664 --> 00:22:23,633
I REALIZE HOW FASCINATING
THIS MUST BE FOR YOU,

467
00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:25,202
BUT IF YOU'RE BACK HERE,
YOU NEED THE NET.

468
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:28,572
OKAY.
JUST AN OBSERVATION,

469
00:22:28,673 --> 00:22:32,409
BUT YOU COULD DOUBLE YOUR OUTPUT
IF YOU USE BOTH RACKS.

470
00:22:32,511 --> 00:22:34,578
I COULD.

471
00:22:34,679 --> 00:22:36,313
AND, IF THIS WAS A MESS HALL,
I WOULD.

472
00:22:36,415 --> 00:22:38,014
BUT THEY COOK BETTER
WITH ONE RACK.

473
00:22:38,117 --> 00:22:39,015
HOW MUCH BETTER
COULD THEY TASTE?

474
00:22:39,118 --> 00:22:41,151
IT'S JUST FLOUR AND WATER.

475
00:22:41,253 --> 00:22:44,321
FLOUR AND WATER?
[scoffs]

476
00:22:44,423 --> 00:22:48,625
AND WHAT, THE <i>MONA LISA</i>
IS JUST PAINT ON A CANVAS?

477
00:22:48,727 --> 00:22:49,692
TECHNICALLY, YES.

478
00:22:49,794 --> 00:22:52,295
ARE YOU TELLING ME
HOW TO BAKE?

479
00:22:52,397 --> 00:22:55,398
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING THIS
FOR 27 YEARS.

480
00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:58,968
YOU'VE BEEN HERE 27 MINUTES.

481
00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:00,437
YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW.

482
00:23:00,539 --> 00:23:01,638
I'M JUST TRYING
TO MAKE THIS OPERATION

483
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:02,672
A LITTLE MORE EFFICIENT.

484
00:23:02,774 --> 00:23:04,774
OKAY.

485
00:23:05,877 --> 00:23:07,511
YOU SEE THIS?

486
00:23:17,322 --> 00:23:18,988
THAT IS YOUR LINE IN THE SAND.

487
00:23:19,090 --> 00:23:23,126
YOU STAY ON THAT SIDE,
AND WE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.

488
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,599
YOU GOT A CUSTOMER.

489
00:23:36,675 --> 00:23:38,675
HMM.

490
00:23:40,011 --> 00:23:41,711
CARSON,
I HEARD YOU WERE BACK.

491
00:23:41,813 --> 00:23:43,180
HEY, HARLEY,
HOW YOU DOING?

492
00:23:43,282 --> 00:23:44,381
HOW ARE YOU, MAN?

493
00:23:44,483 --> 00:23:46,483
YEAH, THAT'S A NICE COLOR
ON YOU.

494
00:23:46,585 --> 00:23:48,051
OH, YEAH.

495
00:23:48,153 --> 00:23:49,386
HOW'D YOU GET ROPED
INTO THIS?

496
00:23:49,488 --> 00:23:52,189
I GOT DRAFTED, OR I ENLISTED.
I DON'T KNOW.

497
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:54,224
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE THE FORT BENNING DAYS.

498
00:23:54,326 --> 00:23:55,425
[laughs]
YEAH.

499
00:23:55,527 --> 00:23:56,526
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD,
BROTHER.

500
00:23:56,628 --> 00:23:58,261
THANK YOU.
YOU TOO.

501
00:23:58,363 --> 00:24:00,197
YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN OUT SEVEN YEARS NOW.

502
00:24:00,299 --> 00:24:01,565
I GOT THE HARDWARE STORE
OVER ON PINE.

503
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:03,099
HEY, THAT'S GREAT.

504
00:24:03,202 --> 00:24:06,169
IT IS NOW.
AT FIRST, THOUGH, I DON'T KNOW,

505
00:24:06,271 --> 00:24:08,171
I FELT LIKE A STRANGER
IN MY OWN LIFE.

506
00:24:08,273 --> 00:24:10,707
- YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
- IT GETS EASIER.

507
00:24:10,809 --> 00:24:12,375
SO YOU FINALLY DECIDED
TO RETIRE?

508
00:24:12,477 --> 00:24:16,746
WELL, STILL DECIDING.
ACTUALLY, I'M UP FOR GENERAL.

509
00:24:16,848 --> 00:24:18,881
GENERAL?
WOW.

510
00:24:18,983 --> 00:24:20,450
CONGRATS, SIR.

511
00:24:20,552 --> 00:24:22,419
THANK YOU.

512
00:24:22,521 --> 00:24:24,387
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN
A GENERAL IN A HAIRNET.

513
00:24:24,489 --> 00:24:26,789
- OH.
- [chuckling]

514
00:24:26,891 --> 00:24:28,425
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?

515
00:24:28,527 --> 00:24:30,327
YEAH. HOW ABOUT AN APPLE CRISP
AND A COFFEE?

516
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:32,429
COMING RIGHT UP.

517
00:24:34,566 --> 00:24:36,933
SO, DAD, I HEARD YOU HAD
TO WEAR AN APRON.

518
00:24:37,035 --> 00:24:38,401
AND A HAIRNET.

519
00:24:38,503 --> 00:24:39,669
HARSH.

520
00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:41,471
HEY, YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S REALLY HARSH?

521
00:24:41,573 --> 00:24:43,873
- WHAT?
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

522
00:24:43,975 --> 00:24:46,843
THE BOSS WOULDN'T TRUST ME
TO BE ALONE WITH THE CAKES.

523
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:48,545
OH, IT WAS YOUR FIRST DAY.

524
00:24:48,647 --> 00:24:51,948
I'LL TRUST YOU TOMORROW.
HERE, LOOK.

525
00:24:52,050 --> 00:24:53,650
HERE.

526
00:24:53,752 --> 00:24:54,917
KIM, DINNER.

527
00:24:55,019 --> 00:24:56,453
[laughs]

528
00:24:56,555 --> 00:24:59,289
RIGHT?

529
00:24:59,391 --> 00:25:00,657
THAT'S CLASSIFIED.
DELETE THAT.

530
00:25:00,759 --> 00:25:03,159
OH, WELL, SHE'LL JUST TAKE
ANOTHER ONE TOMORROW.

531
00:25:03,262 --> 00:25:05,962
- [chuckles]
- AND BY HER, YOU MEAN SHEILA?

532
00:25:06,064 --> 00:25:08,265
I'M AFRAID SHE SENT
A MASS EMAIL.

533
00:25:08,367 --> 00:25:10,267
THAT WOMAN
HAS A PERSONALITY PROBLEM.

534
00:25:10,369 --> 00:25:11,334
WELL, YOU'LL GET USED
TO HER.

535
00:25:11,436 --> 00:25:12,535
DO I HAVE TO?

536
00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:15,171
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.

537
00:25:15,274 --> 00:25:17,507
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

538
00:25:17,609 --> 00:25:18,575
YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY,
HONEY.

539
00:25:18,677 --> 00:25:19,576
WHAT'S TOMORROW NIGHT?

540
00:25:19,678 --> 00:25:20,877
I'M GOING OUT.
I TOLD YOU.

541
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:24,213
3.4 GPA, NO TATTOOS,
NO EARRINGS?

542
00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:25,348
11:00 P.M. CURFEW,

543
00:25:25,450 --> 00:25:26,750
GROUP DATE ONLY,
AND I WANT TO MEET HIM.

544
00:25:26,851 --> 00:25:29,352
YOU SAID WHEN I WAS 16
I COULD GO OUT ALONE.

545
00:25:29,454 --> 00:25:30,453
I MEANT 17.

546
00:25:30,555 --> 00:25:32,121
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
MOM?

547
00:25:32,223 --> 00:25:35,124
UH, YUP.
UH, YEAH, WE SAID 16.

548
00:25:40,265 --> 00:25:42,699
I JUST DIDN'T THINK
IT WOULD GET HERE THAT QUICK.

549
00:25:48,959 --> 00:25:50,592
OLLIE, COME ON.
[knock at door]

550
00:25:50,694 --> 00:25:52,394
GET UP.

551
00:25:54,264 --> 00:25:55,597
REMEMBER
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE,

552
00:25:55,699 --> 00:25:57,832
WE USED TO RUN
THE OBSTACLE COURSE ON BASE?

553
00:25:57,934 --> 00:25:59,701
- I DID?
- YEAH.

554
00:25:59,803 --> 00:26:01,303
THREE DAYS A WEEK,
RAIN OR SHINE.

555
00:26:01,405 --> 00:26:02,870
HOW COME WE STOPPED
LIVING ON BASE?

556
00:26:02,973 --> 00:26:04,339
WELL, I GOT TRANSFERRED
TO GERMANY.

557
00:26:04,441 --> 00:26:05,640
YOUR MOTHER AND I DECIDED
WE DIDN'T WANT

558
00:26:05,742 --> 00:26:07,476
TO UPROOT YOU GUYS ANYMORE.

559
00:26:07,578 --> 00:26:09,944
- WHY?
- WELL, YOU HAD FRIENDS,

560
00:26:10,046 --> 00:26:11,346
YOU HAD SCHOOL.

561
00:26:11,448 --> 00:26:12,514
WE WANTED YOU GUYS TO HAVE

562
00:26:12,616 --> 00:26:14,782
AS NORMAL AN UPBRINGING
AS POSSIBLE.

563
00:26:14,884 --> 00:26:16,318
NORMAL'S OVERRATED.

564
00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:19,087
AND GROWING UP AN ARMY BRAT
CAN BE TOUGH.

565
00:26:19,189 --> 00:26:20,355
I SHOULD KNOW.

566
00:26:20,457 --> 00:26:24,192
IT'S JUST THAT I WISH
YOU'D BEEN AROUND MORE.

567
00:26:24,294 --> 00:26:26,728
ME TOO, BUDDY.

568
00:26:33,770 --> 00:26:36,304
I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR TEN MINUTES.

569
00:26:36,406 --> 00:26:37,839
THE USUAL, PLEASE!

570
00:26:37,941 --> 00:26:39,407
- COME ON.
- LET'S GO.

571
00:27:05,169 --> 00:27:06,368
WHERE'S JANET?

572
00:27:06,470 --> 00:27:08,836
IT'S JUST ME TODAY.

573
00:27:08,938 --> 00:27:11,339
SHE LEFT YOU ALONE
ON FRIDAY RUSH?

574
00:27:11,441 --> 00:27:13,941
IT'S A CUPCAKE STORE.
I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT.

575
00:27:14,044 --> 00:27:16,244
OKAY.

576
00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:21,983
GOOD MORNING,
LADIES.

577
00:27:22,085 --> 00:27:23,751
THAT MUST BE THE HUSBAND.

578
00:27:23,853 --> 00:27:25,086
WHERE'S HIS APRON?

579
00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:31,926
UH-HUH.

580
00:27:33,430 --> 00:27:35,129
GOOD MORNING.

581
00:27:35,232 --> 00:27:36,764
OOPS.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU LADIES?

582
00:27:36,866 --> 00:27:38,700
TWO DECAF,
TWO ANGEL FOOD.

583
00:27:38,802 --> 00:27:42,671
TWO DECAF, TWO ANGEL.

584
00:27:42,772 --> 00:27:45,073
UH, JANET GIVES US
THE DECAF FOR FREE.

585
00:27:45,175 --> 00:27:46,874
OKAY.

586
00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:50,878
JANET BRINGS OUR ORDER
TO THE TABLE.

587
00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:53,248
HA. OF COURSE.

588
00:27:56,353 --> 00:28:00,689
APPARENTLY, NICKELS
AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM.

589
00:28:00,790 --> 00:28:01,956
ALL RIGHT,
HERE, COME ON.

590
00:28:02,058 --> 00:28:03,692
- AND TAKE SOME MORE--
- HURRY UP. OPEN YOUR PURSE.

591
00:28:03,793 --> 00:28:05,227
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
IT'S OPEN.

592
00:28:05,329 --> 00:28:06,361
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

593
00:28:06,463 --> 00:28:08,029
OPEN IT HARDER.
I CAN'T GET EVERY--

594
00:28:08,131 --> 00:28:09,030
I CAN'T GET THE SWEETENER
IN THERE.

595
00:28:09,132 --> 00:28:10,699
I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN.

596
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,200
DON'T MAKE ME NERVOUS,
PLEASE.

597
00:28:12,302 --> 00:28:13,501
I'M NOT TRYING
TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS.

598
00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:15,303
- I JUST WANNA--
- JUST FILL UP THE THING.

599
00:28:15,405 --> 00:28:17,339
YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS THIS.

600
00:28:17,441 --> 00:28:22,711
WELL, MY HUSBAND
NEEDS A LOT OF THINGS.

601
00:28:22,812 --> 00:28:25,847
- WHAT IS HE DOING?
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

602
00:28:25,949 --> 00:28:27,815
HE LOOKS
SO OUT OF HIS ELEMENT.

603
00:28:27,917 --> 00:28:29,417
THIS IS
A FISH-OUT-OF-WATER COMEDY.

604
00:28:29,519 --> 00:28:31,419
HE CAN'T EVEN READ.
WHAT IS GOING ON?

605
00:28:31,521 --> 00:28:32,754
WHY DOESN'T HE USE
THOSE-- OH.

606
00:28:32,856 --> 00:28:34,122
OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

607
00:28:34,224 --> 00:28:35,957
HE SHOULD NOT BE WEARING
THOSE GLASSES.

608
00:28:36,059 --> 00:28:37,225
THOSE ARE HIDEOUS.

609
00:28:37,327 --> 00:28:39,827
- OH, HE'S A FASHION DISASTER.
- OH, HE IS.

610
00:28:39,929 --> 00:28:41,796
OKAY, LADIES.
TWO COFFEES,

611
00:28:41,898 --> 00:28:44,065
AND TWO ANGEL FOODS.

612
00:28:44,167 --> 00:28:45,267
OH.

613
00:28:45,369 --> 00:28:47,101
THIS IS NOT DECAF.

614
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:48,903
I'M SURE IT IS DECAF,
MA'AM.

615
00:28:49,005 --> 00:28:51,273
WE'LL HAVE HOT WATER
WITH LEMON.

616
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:54,976
OF COURSE.

617
00:28:55,078 --> 00:28:56,378
I HOPE THESE ARE BETTER.

618
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,045
WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH JANET?

619
00:28:58,148 --> 00:29:01,048
I SWEAR, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SHE-- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

620
00:29:01,151 --> 00:29:02,917
CAN I GET
A LITTLE HELP HERE?

621
00:29:03,019 --> 00:29:04,886
RIGHT THERE.

622
00:29:04,988 --> 00:29:06,988
EXCUSE ME. HI.
CAN I HAVE TWO HOT FLAN?

623
00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:08,790
- WHOA.
- I WAS FIRST.

624
00:29:08,892 --> 00:29:10,158
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.

625
00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:12,394
[overlapping arguing]

626
00:29:12,496 --> 00:29:13,595
HELLO?

627
00:29:13,697 --> 00:29:16,030
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
WHO WAS FIRST?

628
00:29:16,132 --> 00:29:17,565
EXCUSE ME.
CAN I GET TWO HOT FLAN, PLEASE?

629
00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:19,401
- WHOA, EXCUSE ME.
- I WAS FIRST.

630
00:29:19,503 --> 00:29:20,902
- CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
- WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

631
00:29:21,004 --> 00:29:22,937
- WAIT ONE SECOND.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

632
00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:25,307
[overlapping arguing]

633
00:29:25,409 --> 00:29:26,441
[cell phone rings]

634
00:29:26,543 --> 00:29:28,510
I DON'T WANNA ARGUE WITH YOU,
LADIES.

635
00:29:28,612 --> 00:29:29,944
THAT DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING.

636
00:29:30,046 --> 00:29:31,045
LISTEN, I WAS HERE FIRST.
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.

637
00:29:31,147 --> 00:29:32,046
NO, NO,
IT DOES MEAN SOMETHING.

638
00:29:32,148 --> 00:29:33,281
IT DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING.

639
00:29:33,383 --> 00:29:35,417
BECAUSE I COME HERE
ALL THE TIME.

640
00:29:35,519 --> 00:29:37,151
THIS IS CARSON, SIR.

641
00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:38,787
I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU
A HEADS UP.

642
00:29:38,888 --> 00:29:41,690
THE PROMOTIONS BOARD IS
REVIEWING YOUR FILE THIS WEEK.

643
00:29:41,792 --> 00:29:43,558
THAT'S EXCELLENT, SIR.

644
00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,259
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT
OVER THERE?

645
00:29:45,362 --> 00:29:47,228
YEAH, YES, SIR.
SORRY, SIR.

646
00:29:47,331 --> 00:29:49,497
I'M JUST HELPING OUT THE WIFE
AT HER SHOP, SIR.

647
00:29:49,599 --> 00:29:52,033
GET BACK TO IT.
I'LL BE IN TOUCH.

648
00:29:52,135 --> 00:29:54,869
- THANK YOU, SIR.
- [chuckles]

649
00:29:54,971 --> 00:29:58,206
[overlapping arguing continues]

650
00:29:58,308 --> 00:30:00,174
OKAY.
SO WHO HAD THE HOT FLASHES?

651
00:30:00,276 --> 00:30:02,210
- THAT'S YOU, RIGHT?
- HOT FL-- EXCUSE ME?

652
00:30:02,312 --> 00:30:03,511
AND YOU'RE THE MOUSSE?

653
00:30:03,613 --> 00:30:04,713
- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
- OUT OF LINE.

654
00:30:04,815 --> 00:30:06,481
- WHAT?
- OH, LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?

655
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:07,649
I'M-- NO, YOU DIDN'T.

656
00:30:07,751 --> 00:30:09,217
I'M NOT COMING BACK.
I'M DONE.

657
00:30:09,319 --> 00:30:10,985
NO. WHAT?
WHAT?

658
00:30:11,087 --> 00:30:13,488
NO, MA'AM,
NO, I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T--

659
00:30:13,590 --> 00:30:14,856
HELLO? HELLO?

660
00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:16,190
HI, COFFEE, PLEASE.
TO GO.

661
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:17,992
YES, MA'AM, ABSOLUTELY.

662
00:30:18,094 --> 00:30:18,993
OKAY, NO.
NO HOT WATER.

663
00:30:19,095 --> 00:30:20,061
EXCUSE ME.
I WAS FIRST.

664
00:30:20,163 --> 00:30:21,095
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.

665
00:30:21,197 --> 00:30:22,930
WAIT A SECOND.
NO.

666
00:30:23,032 --> 00:30:24,031
NO, YOU WERE NOT FIRST.

667
00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:25,233
TWO WATERS WITH LEMON.
COME ON.

668
00:30:25,335 --> 00:30:26,901
RIGHT AWAY.
I'M SO SORRY. ONE SECOND.

669
00:30:27,003 --> 00:30:29,371
SHEILA, COULD I GET A HAND
OUT HERE, PLEASE?

670
00:30:29,473 --> 00:30:30,605
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER.

671
00:30:30,707 --> 00:30:32,841
- ARE YOU TOTALLY INEPT?
- EXCUSE ME?

672
00:30:32,942 --> 00:30:34,275
JUST FILL THE ORDER,
YOU LOSER.

673
00:30:34,378 --> 00:30:35,510
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

674
00:30:35,612 --> 00:30:36,845
THEN GET PHIL ON THE PHONE.

675
00:30:36,946 --> 00:30:38,246
A DOZEN BUTTERMILK TO GO.

676
00:30:38,348 --> 00:30:40,849
YES, OF COURSE.
BUTTERMILK. YOU GOT IT.

677
00:30:40,950 --> 00:30:44,419
- THE COFFEE, PLEASE. FIRST.
- YES, MA'AM.

678
00:30:44,521 --> 00:30:46,588
- TO GO.
- TO GO? OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.

679
00:30:46,690 --> 00:30:47,955
NOT TO GO FOR YOU,
BUT, YES, TO GO FOR YOU.

680
00:30:48,057 --> 00:30:49,190
RIGHT, I GOT IT.

681
00:30:49,292 --> 00:30:50,892
AND TWO WATERS WITH--
THE HOT WATER WITH LEMON.

682
00:30:50,994 --> 00:30:54,061
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FINALLY?
THANK YOU.

683
00:30:54,163 --> 00:30:55,663
OKAY.

684
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:59,166
ONE MOMENT.
ONE SECOND.

685
00:30:59,269 --> 00:31:01,436
BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

686
00:31:04,741 --> 00:31:07,241
[woman gasps]

687
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:16,183
I'M SO SORRY.

688
00:31:16,286 --> 00:31:19,120
I WANT MY FLAN.

689
00:31:31,167 --> 00:31:33,468
[cup breaks]

690
00:31:34,905 --> 00:31:36,971
HI, HONEY.

691
00:31:40,076 --> 00:31:41,108
SORRY.

692
00:31:45,114 --> 00:31:47,982
[whimpers]

693
00:31:54,161 --> 00:31:57,328
SO, DAD, MOM GAVE YOU
THE OLD AX, EH?

694
00:31:57,431 --> 00:31:59,330
NO.
YOUR DAD AND I DECIDED

695
00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:03,034
THAT IT WOULD BE BEST
IF HIS TIME WAS SPENT ELSEWHERE.

696
00:32:03,136 --> 00:32:05,136
[laughs]

697
00:32:05,238 --> 00:32:07,638
[doorbell rings]

698
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,607
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

699
00:32:09,709 --> 00:32:11,209
[clears throat]

700
00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:21,519
DAD, THIS IS RAY.

701
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,326
GOOD TO MEET YOU.

702
00:32:28,428 --> 00:32:30,761
I MEAN,
UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES,

703
00:32:30,863 --> 00:32:33,898
MISTER-- COLONEL, SIR.

704
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,433
WAIT,
WHEN DID YOU TWO MEET?

705
00:32:35,535 --> 00:32:37,102
SO YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN MY DAUGHTER?

706
00:32:37,204 --> 00:32:38,269
DAD, PLEASE.

707
00:32:38,371 --> 00:32:40,838
I THINK
SHE'S THE BOMB, SIR.

708
00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:42,340
I WORK WITH BOMBS,
RAY.

709
00:32:42,442 --> 00:32:44,175
THEY EXPLODE.

710
00:32:44,277 --> 00:32:45,577
POOR CHOICE OF WORDS.

711
00:32:45,678 --> 00:32:47,412
WHAT I MEANT WAS

712
00:32:47,514 --> 00:32:52,417
I THINK
SHE'S A VERY NICE GIRL, SIR.

713
00:32:52,519 --> 00:32:56,121
SHE USED TO WEAR PINK.
NOW SHE WEARS BLACK.

714
00:32:56,223 --> 00:32:57,122
YOU HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THAT, RAY?

715
00:32:57,224 --> 00:32:59,390
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
- DAD.

716
00:32:59,493 --> 00:33:00,858
WE'RE JUST GOING
TO THE MOVIES.

717
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,460
- WHAT MOVIE?
- A VAMPIRE MOVIE.

718
00:33:02,562 --> 00:33:05,663
NC-17?
SHE'S 16.

719
00:33:05,765 --> 00:33:10,668
NO. IT'S A-- IT'S PG.
IT'S G.

720
00:33:10,770 --> 00:33:12,403
I ASSUME YOU HAVE
A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE.

721
00:33:12,506 --> 00:33:14,472
YEAH.

722
00:33:17,377 --> 00:33:18,643
PROOF OF INSURANCE?

723
00:33:18,745 --> 00:33:21,012
IT'S IN THE CAR.

724
00:33:25,018 --> 00:33:28,486
HA-HO, IS THAT THE VEHICLE
YOU PLAN

725
00:33:28,588 --> 00:33:30,455
ON DRIVING
MY DAUGHTER AROUND IN, RAY?

726
00:33:30,557 --> 00:33:33,191
- WELL, I, UH--
- YES OR NO?

727
00:33:35,862 --> 00:33:39,230
UH, I'M SORRY, KIM.

728
00:33:39,332 --> 00:33:43,034
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE
THIS THING THAT I HAVE TO--

729
00:33:43,136 --> 00:33:47,071
OKAY.

730
00:33:50,977 --> 00:33:53,144
[scoffs]

731
00:33:53,246 --> 00:33:55,813
YOU JUST RUINED MY LIFE.

732
00:33:55,915 --> 00:34:00,885
I WAS JUST ASKING HIM
SOME QUESTIONS, HONEY.

733
00:34:00,987 --> 00:34:02,787
I MEAN, IF THAT'S
GONNA BREAK HIM DOWN...

734
00:34:02,889 --> 00:34:04,556
[car horn honks]

735
00:34:09,596 --> 00:34:13,565
NICK AND HIS DAD ARE TAKING ME
TO THE BATTING CAGES.

736
00:34:13,667 --> 00:34:15,233
YOU'RE NOT COMING, RIGHT?

737
00:34:15,335 --> 00:34:16,568
RIGHT.

738
00:34:16,670 --> 00:34:19,036
GOT IT.
LOVE YOU.

739
00:34:20,574 --> 00:34:23,408
LOVE YOU TOO.

740
00:34:23,510 --> 00:34:26,911
- THAT WENT WELL.
- YEAH, YOU WERE THE BOMB.

741
00:34:35,488 --> 00:34:39,457
- HONEY?
- HMM? MM-HMM?

742
00:34:39,559 --> 00:34:41,593
YOU THINK
WE MADE A MISTAKE?

743
00:34:41,695 --> 00:34:45,430
HUNDREDS.

744
00:34:45,532 --> 00:34:48,700
I CAN'T HELP THINKING
IF I DIDN'T TAKE

745
00:34:48,801 --> 00:34:51,436
THAT COMMISSION TO GERMANY...

746
00:34:51,538 --> 00:34:53,471
I'D BE ONE OF YOU NOW.

747
00:34:53,573 --> 00:34:57,408
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO CATCH UP
OR FIGHT MY WAY BACK IN.

748
00:35:00,847 --> 00:35:02,714
YOU ARE ONE OF US.

749
00:35:02,815 --> 00:35:05,416
EVERYTHING'S
CHANGED SO MUCH.

750
00:35:05,518 --> 00:35:08,052
THE KIDS,
THEY'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE.

751
00:35:08,154 --> 00:35:11,055
AND YOU'RE-- YOU'RE DOING SO WELL
WITHOUT ME.

752
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,660
WE'RE DOING SO MUCH BETTER
WITH YOU.

753
00:35:15,762 --> 00:35:18,929
- [beeping]
- JANET.

754
00:35:19,031 --> 00:35:20,931
JANET, YOU THERE?

755
00:35:21,033 --> 00:35:22,900
HELLO?

756
00:35:23,002 --> 00:35:27,004
LOOK, I HEARD ABOUT THE DISASTER
IN THE BAKERY TODAY.

757
00:35:28,408 --> 00:35:32,143
IT WAS A BAD DAY.
THAT'S ALL.

758
00:35:32,245 --> 00:35:34,178
I-I DISAGREE.

759
00:35:34,281 --> 00:35:35,913
I MEAN, WHAT HE DOES
IN THAT STORE

760
00:35:36,015 --> 00:35:37,782
AFFECTS THE NEW STORE.

761
00:36:34,073 --> 00:36:36,841
[exhales]

762
00:36:36,943 --> 00:36:38,275
HI, HOW ARE YOU?

763
00:36:38,378 --> 00:36:39,844
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HI.

764
00:36:58,030 --> 00:36:59,597
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

765
00:36:59,699 --> 00:37:01,833
HONEY,
YESTERDAY WASN'T PRETTY.

766
00:37:01,934 --> 00:37:03,234
I KNOW THAT.

767
00:37:03,336 --> 00:37:07,472
I LOST FOCUS, BUT RIGHT NOW
I AM IN THE ZONE.

768
00:37:07,574 --> 00:37:09,507
I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT RUNNING
THROUGH A LIST OF THINGS

769
00:37:09,609 --> 00:37:11,041
TO TIGHTEN UP OPERATIONS.

770
00:37:11,143 --> 00:37:14,812
PINK BOXES
ASSEMBLED IN ADVANCE.

771
00:37:14,914 --> 00:37:18,816
RESULT, MORE ONE-ON-ONE TIME
TO SERVE THE CUPCAKERS' NEEDS.

772
00:37:20,152 --> 00:37:21,886
PLEASE.

773
00:37:21,988 --> 00:37:26,657
ALL ITEMS RELABELED MUCH BIGGER,
MUCH EASIER TO READ.

774
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,294
MINIMIZES INDECISION.

775
00:37:30,397 --> 00:37:32,963
INSTEAD OF A FREE-FOR-ALL
AT THE COUNTER,

776
00:37:33,065 --> 00:37:35,833
WE ENCOURAGE
A SINGLE-FILE ORDERLY LINE-UP.

777
00:37:35,935 --> 00:37:38,870
INCREASED TURNOVER,
INCREASED SALES.

778
00:37:40,473 --> 00:37:41,839
- WOW.
- LOOK, HONEY, I KNOW

779
00:37:41,941 --> 00:37:43,007
I WASN'T UP FOR THIS JOB
TO BEGIN WITH.

780
00:37:43,109 --> 00:37:45,843
I UNDERESTIMATED IT.
BUT I CAN DO THIS.

781
00:37:45,945 --> 00:37:47,779
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

782
00:37:47,881 --> 00:37:49,647
YES, I DO.

783
00:37:49,749 --> 00:37:52,683
PINK MAY NOT BE
MY COLOR OF CHOICE,

784
00:37:52,786 --> 00:37:54,251
BUT I AM NO QUITTER.

785
00:37:54,353 --> 00:37:56,153
EXCUSE ME?

786
00:37:56,255 --> 00:37:58,322
MAY I HELP YOU?
HI.

787
00:37:58,425 --> 00:38:00,257
YES. I'D LIKE TWO
OF THESE, PLEASE.

788
00:38:00,359 --> 00:38:02,359
OH, GREAT CHOICE.
FANTASTIC.

789
00:38:02,462 --> 00:38:04,094
- AND YOU, SIR?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?

790
00:38:04,196 --> 00:38:05,763
I'M JUST GONNA NEED
A COUPLE THINGS TO GO.

791
00:38:05,865 --> 00:38:08,533
- ABSOLUTELY.
- HE'S BACK?

792
00:38:08,635 --> 00:38:11,068
HE'S BACK.

793
00:38:11,170 --> 00:38:13,604
[door opens and shuts]

794
00:38:13,706 --> 00:38:15,372
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
COME AGAIN.

795
00:38:15,475 --> 00:38:17,308
both:
THANK YOU.

796
00:38:20,513 --> 00:38:22,613
ALL RIGHT, BABE.

797
00:38:22,715 --> 00:38:24,114
- HONEY?
- YES?

798
00:38:24,216 --> 00:38:26,684
THAT ENEMY BAKERY IS STEALING
ALL YOUR MORNING CUSTOMERS.

799
00:38:26,786 --> 00:38:30,020
THEY'RE NOT THE ENEMY,
AND THEY'RE NOT MY CUSTOMERS.

800
00:38:30,122 --> 00:38:32,222
WELL, THEY COULD BE.

801
00:38:32,325 --> 00:38:34,659
UH, NO.
MY CUSTOMERS START AT 11:00 A.M.

802
00:38:34,761 --> 00:38:37,662
WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING,
DON'T.

803
00:38:37,764 --> 00:38:40,698
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
[car horn honks]

804
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,667
- HIM AGAIN.
- HEY.

805
00:38:42,769 --> 00:38:44,969
COLONEL, I DIDN'T EXPECT
TO SEE YOU BACK HERE.

806
00:38:45,071 --> 00:38:47,905
IT'S FUNNY. I EXPECT
TO SEE YOU WHEREVER I TURN.

807
00:38:48,007 --> 00:38:49,640
GRIFF'S RUNNING THE STORE.

808
00:38:49,742 --> 00:38:51,275
WELL, I'M SURE YOU GUYS
HAVE THOUGHT THIS OUT.

809
00:38:51,377 --> 00:38:52,810
- YES. WE HAVE.
- YEAH.

810
00:38:52,912 --> 00:38:54,078
JANET, WE REALLY OUGHT
TO HIT IT

811
00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:55,680
IF WE'RE GONNA MEET
THE CONTRACTORS.

812
00:38:55,782 --> 00:38:58,082
YES. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
BYE. I LOVE YOU.

813
00:38:58,184 --> 00:38:59,249
LOVE YOU.

814
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,720
THANK YOU.

815
00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:16,767
HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

816
00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:18,102
I HEARD
SOMEONE'S COFFEE CUP

817
00:39:18,204 --> 00:39:19,704
CALLING FOR A LITTLE MORE
COFFEE, AM I RIGHT?

818
00:39:19,806 --> 00:39:21,672
- THERE WE GO.
- YES, PLEASE.

819
00:39:21,774 --> 00:39:23,975
THERE WE GO.
ENJOY, LADIES.

820
00:39:24,076 --> 00:39:25,309
- THANKS.
- THANK YOU.

821
00:39:25,411 --> 00:39:27,311
YOU CAN'T FINISH THAT,
HMM?

822
00:39:27,413 --> 00:39:29,013
[digital camera shutter clicks]

823
00:39:33,319 --> 00:39:35,285
[digital camera shutter clicks]

824
00:39:35,388 --> 00:39:36,721
CAN I HELP YOU?

825
00:39:36,823 --> 00:39:38,723
NO.

826
00:39:38,825 --> 00:39:40,958
LIKE A LITTLE COFFEE?

827
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:43,394
NO, I'M FINE.
THANKS.

828
00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:50,086
A LITTLE MORE DECAF,
LADIES?

829
00:39:50,189 --> 00:39:51,655
HALF A CUP.

830
00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:54,424
YES, MA'AM.

831
00:39:54,527 --> 00:39:56,293
YES, MA'AM.

832
00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:57,294
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE LEARNING.

833
00:39:57,396 --> 00:39:58,595
[chuckles]

834
00:39:58,697 --> 00:40:00,096
SO YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME
THE BRISKET RECIPE?

835
00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:01,565
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU,
BUT YOU JUST LOOK IT UP.

836
00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:02,932
IT'S IN <i>THE JOY OF COOKING.</i>

837
00:40:03,035 --> 00:40:04,968
IT'S FROM A BOOK?

838
00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,671
WELL, WHY NOT?
IT'S A COOKBOOK.

839
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,139
PLEASE, I THOUGHT YOUR MOTHER
GAVE IT TO YOU.

840
00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:10,907
WHAT AN ADORABLE LITTLE ONE.

841
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,576
- THANK YOU.
- WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY?

842
00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:14,044
WELL, ASHLEY ANN
IS TURNING ONE,

843
00:40:14,146 --> 00:40:18,282
AND WE NEED 100 CUPCAKES
TO MATCH THIS COLOR SWATCH.

844
00:40:19,652 --> 00:40:21,017
SO WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

845
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,386
WELL, OUR DISPLAY CASE
IS RIGHT HERE.

846
00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:23,654
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LOOK
AT THE DISPLAY CASE

847
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,189
WHILE I FIGURE THIS ONE OUT?

848
00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:26,356
ALL RIGHT,
SOUNDS GOOD.

849
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:29,759
THANK YOU.

850
00:40:36,368 --> 00:40:37,501
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO
WITH BALLERINA.

851
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:39,403
- NOT PINK LADY?
- NAH.

852
00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:41,838
PINK LADY'S
GOT A BLUISH UNDERTONE TO IT.

853
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,740
WELL, IF ANYTHING
I WAS THINKING

854
00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:45,108
IT LEANS
MORE TOWARD MAGENTA.

855
00:40:45,211 --> 00:40:46,643
- MAGENTA?
- YES, I DO.

856
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:49,513
LOOK-- LOOK AT US.
WHAT ARE WE DOING?

857
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:51,215
WE USED TO TALK
ABOUT TROOP DEPLOYMENTS.

858
00:40:51,317 --> 00:40:54,017
- NOW...
- ASHLEY ANN LIKES PINK LADY.

859
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,319
OH.

860
00:40:55,421 --> 00:40:58,255
CAN YOU HAVE THOSE READY
BY TOMORROW MORNING?

861
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:02,326
- ABSOLUTELY.
- GREAT, THANK YOU.

862
00:41:02,428 --> 00:41:03,927
THANK YOU.
WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

863
00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:05,429
WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.

864
00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:09,533
I THINK THEY'RE DOING MORE
THAN REDECORATING.

865
00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:11,602
I CAN'T HAVE THOSE READY
BY TOMORROW.

866
00:41:11,704 --> 00:41:13,770
YOU CAN
IF YOU USE BOTH RACKS.

867
00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:15,805
YOU KNOW MY RACK POLICY.

868
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:19,243
CHANGE IT.

869
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,913
DON'T LET SHEILA CATCH YOU.

870
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,482
NEVER.

871
00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:47,738
THAT IS FUNNY.

872
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:52,309
[laughs]

873
00:41:52,411 --> 00:41:53,477
HOW ABOUT YOU?

874
00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:54,611
WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THE LADY DEPARTMENT?

875
00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:55,612
- STOP.
- WHAT?

876
00:41:55,714 --> 00:42:00,116
COME ON.

877
00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:02,519
[indistinct chatter]

878
00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:04,521
[digital camera shutter clicks]

879
00:42:06,759 --> 00:42:10,727
- YOU'RE MEAN.
- I'M NOT MEAN.

880
00:42:10,829 --> 00:42:13,163
[clears throat]

881
00:42:16,268 --> 00:42:18,168
[keypad beeping]

882
00:42:18,270 --> 00:42:21,104
[phone line ringing]

883
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,372
YEAH, JIM, IT'S CARSON.

884
00:42:22,474 --> 00:42:26,943
I NEED A BACKGROUND CHECK
ON A CIVILIAN, ASAP.

885
00:42:28,314 --> 00:42:29,546
HELLO, EVERYONE.

886
00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:30,714
THANK YOU.
HEY, HONEY!

887
00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:32,549
HI, SWEETHEART.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

888
00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:35,018
MWAH.
OH, OH.

889
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,855
[kissing noises]

890
00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:40,123
WOW.
THE PLACE LOOKS GREAT.

891
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,591
THANKS.
WE THINK SO.

892
00:42:41,694 --> 00:42:45,595
WHY DON'T I TAKE EVERYBODY OUT
FOR A LITTLE FAMILY DINNER, HMM?

893
00:42:45,698 --> 00:42:47,897
WE JUST ATE.
THAD BROUGHT US SOME THAI FOOD.

894
00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:50,033
YEAH. I'M SORRY, HONEY.
THE KIDS WERE STARVING.

895
00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:51,735
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

896
00:42:51,837 --> 00:42:53,069
THERE'S LEFTOVER MEE KROB
IF YOU WANNA PICK THROUGH IT.

897
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:54,270
HOW THOUGHTFUL.

898
00:42:54,373 --> 00:42:55,772
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS THE ELECTRICIAN.

899
00:42:55,874 --> 00:42:57,307
UH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

900
00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:58,975
ALL RIGHT.

901
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,910
WOW.

902
00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,746
YEAH.

903
00:43:02,848 --> 00:43:04,681
JANET TELLS ME YOU HAD
A DECENT DAY AT THE STORE.

904
00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:06,583
YEAH, YEAH,
WE MOVED SOME CAKES.

905
00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:08,552
YOU KNOW,
I HAVE TO ADMIT

906
00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:10,086
I WASN'T REALLY
ALL THAT THRILLED

907
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:11,755
ABOUT YOU GOING
BACK IN THERE.

908
00:43:11,857 --> 00:43:13,022
BUT I GET THAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO BE USEFUL

909
00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:15,225
WHILE YOU'RE HOME,
SO IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

910
00:43:15,327 --> 00:43:18,662
YEAH.
WELL, THAT MEANS...

911
00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:20,296
A LOT.

912
00:43:20,399 --> 00:43:21,931
YOU KNOW WHAT,
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO

913
00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:24,100
FOR JANET, YOU KNOW,
OR THE FAMILY, I'M THERE.

914
00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,570
WELL,
I APPRECIATE THAT.

915
00:43:26,672 --> 00:43:29,539
YOU KNOW WHAT, ACTUALLY,
THERE IS ONE LITTLE THING.

916
00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:30,841
DONE.
NAME IT.

917
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:32,743
WELL, IT CONCERNS
YOUR TOYOTA OUT THERE.

918
00:43:32,845 --> 00:43:33,744
MERCEDES.

919
00:43:33,846 --> 00:43:35,479
RIGHT,
BECAUSE I WAS TEACHING KIM

920
00:43:35,581 --> 00:43:36,780
HOW TO DRIVE,

921
00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:39,048
AND THAT SEEMS MUCH MORE
MANEUVERABLE THAN THE MINIVAN,

922
00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:41,317
SO THAT WOULD BE
JUST FANTASTIC.

923
00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:42,919
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JUST A QUICK SPIN,

924
00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:45,522
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
COME ON, HON.

925
00:43:45,624 --> 00:43:48,725
- THANK YOU SO MUCH, THAD.
- YEAH, SURE.

926
00:43:48,827 --> 00:43:50,660
APPRECIATE THAT.

927
00:43:55,868 --> 00:43:59,235
HONEY, WHAT DO YOU SEE
WHEN YOU GO TO THE MALL?

928
00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:00,637
CLOTHES STORES?

929
00:44:00,739 --> 00:44:01,738
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I SEE?

930
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,574
I SEE SHOPLIFTERS.
I SEE PICKPOCKETS.

931
00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:07,210
I SEE
AN OVERCROWDED ESCALATOR.

932
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:10,146
I SEE AN UNCHECKED FLAME
AT THE CHICKEN JOINT.

933
00:44:10,248 --> 00:44:11,548
OKAY?

934
00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:13,850
YOU HAVE TO CONSTANTLY BE
REASSESSING THE THREAT LEVEL.

935
00:44:13,952 --> 00:44:16,286
THAT'S HOW YOU BECOME
A DEFENSIVE DRIVER.

936
00:44:16,388 --> 00:44:18,722
- OKAY.
- OKAY. NOW...

937
00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:20,891
WOW, THIS REALLY IS NICE,
ISN'T IT?

938
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,526
- YEAH.
- OKAY.

939
00:44:22,628 --> 00:44:25,161
NOW, WHAT YOU DO IS YOU TAKE
THAT KEY THINGY...

940
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:26,162
- UH-HUH.
- YOU STICK IT

941
00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:27,631
INSIDE THAT LITTLE SLOT,
RIGHT?

942
00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:29,933
NOW PUT IT INTO DRIVE.

943
00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:31,568
- PUT YOUR BLINKER ON.
- I DID, I DID, I DID.

944
00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:34,203
OKAY.
NOW, CALMLY GO TEN AND TWO.

945
00:44:34,306 --> 00:44:36,506
YOU PULL OUT NICE AND EASY.
THERE YOU GO, HONEY.

946
00:44:39,645 --> 00:44:41,711
[typing]

947
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:53,890
[murmurs]

948
00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:58,361
[printer whirring]

949
00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:12,976
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU GONNA COME TO BED?

950
00:45:13,078 --> 00:45:14,611
YEAH, HONEY,
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

951
00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:17,447
OKAY.

952
00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:20,350
[printer whirring]

953
00:45:30,022 --> 00:45:33,891
MAPLE BACON CUPCAKES
ARE OUR NEW MORNING CUPCAKES.

954
00:45:33,993 --> 00:45:37,027
WE ARE NOW OPEN EVERY
SINGLE MORNING AT 7:00 A.M.

955
00:45:37,129 --> 00:45:38,295
COME ON INSIDE.

956
00:45:38,397 --> 00:45:39,597
IF YOU LIKE THOSE,
WE GOT PLENTY MORE INSIDE.

957
00:45:39,699 --> 00:45:41,131
ABSOLUTELY, HERE YOU ARE.

958
00:45:41,233 --> 00:45:43,801
FREE CUP OF COFFEE WITH
EVERY SINGLE CUPCAKE PURCHASED.

959
00:45:43,903 --> 00:45:45,102
THANK YOU, SIR.

960
00:45:45,204 --> 00:45:46,503
THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM.
HERE, SIR.

961
00:45:46,606 --> 00:45:49,172
MAPLE BACON,
ONE OF OUR MANY, MANY FLAVORS.

962
00:45:49,274 --> 00:45:50,874
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THERE YOU ARE.

963
00:45:50,977 --> 00:45:53,811
WE'RE OPEN EVERY MORNING
FROM 7:00 A.M.

964
00:45:53,913 --> 00:45:55,012
THANK YOU, SIR.

965
00:45:55,114 --> 00:45:58,015
YOU'RE STARTING A WAR,
YOU KNOW.

966
00:45:58,117 --> 00:46:01,652
SHEILA, WHY DON'T YOU GO
INSIDE AND HAVE A LATTE?

967
00:46:01,754 --> 00:46:05,089
I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT.

968
00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:08,291
OR MAYBE JUST INTOLERANT.

969
00:46:08,393 --> 00:46:10,661
I HEARD THAT.

970
00:46:10,763 --> 00:46:12,229
[chuckles]

971
00:46:12,331 --> 00:46:15,099
HERE,
TRY OUR MAPLE BACON CUPCAKES.

972
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,900
WE'RE OPEN
EVERY SINGLE MORNING.

973
00:46:17,003 --> 00:46:18,568
THANK YOU.

974
00:46:22,842 --> 00:46:23,841
AND HERE WE ARE.

975
00:46:23,943 --> 00:46:24,975
HALF A DOZEN
I'M A FAN OF BANANAS.

976
00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:26,176
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NEXT, PLEASE.

977
00:46:26,278 --> 00:46:27,745
I KNOW.
HONESTLY, SHE'S SO DELUSIONAL

978
00:46:27,847 --> 00:46:29,179
IF SHE THINKS SHE'S GOING
OVER THE EXACT SAME--

979
00:46:29,281 --> 00:46:30,347
NO TALKING ON THE CELL PHONE,
PLEASE.

980
00:46:30,449 --> 00:46:31,381
I'M JUST GOING
TO REVOKE HER INVITATION.

981
00:46:31,483 --> 00:46:33,216
I KNOW.

982
00:46:33,318 --> 00:46:34,417
I KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER--

983
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,586
EXCUSE ME.

984
00:46:36,689 --> 00:46:39,823
BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.
YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT?

985
00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:40,958
- YEAH, UNLESS YOU WERE--
- LADIES, I'M GONNA HAVE

986
00:46:41,060 --> 00:46:42,192
TO ASK YOU TO EMPTY OUT
YOUR PURSES, PLEASE.

987
00:46:42,294 --> 00:46:43,627
I BEG YOUR PARDON?

988
00:46:43,729 --> 00:46:45,029
THE BAGS.
OPEN THEM UP.

989
00:46:45,131 --> 00:46:46,463
WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING?

990
00:46:46,565 --> 00:46:47,865
I'M SUGGESTING
THAT YOU'RE STEALING

991
00:46:47,967 --> 00:46:49,166
ALL OF MY SUGAR.

992
00:46:49,268 --> 00:46:51,001
I MEAN, HOW MUCH SUGAR
CAN ONE PERSON REALLY NEED?

993
00:46:51,103 --> 00:46:52,602
HOW DARE YOU?

994
00:46:52,705 --> 00:46:53,804
I DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE.

995
00:46:53,906 --> 00:46:54,938
PLEASE OPEN THE BAGS.

996
00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:56,573
- CERTAINLY NOT.
- NO.

997
00:46:56,676 --> 00:46:57,675
WE'RE ON A FIXED INCOME.

998
00:46:57,777 --> 00:46:59,276
YOU DON'T PAY ANYTHING
FOR THIS STUFF.

999
00:46:59,378 --> 00:47:01,311
- PLEASE OPEN THEM UP.
- I'M NOT GONNA TAKE ANYMORE.

1000
00:47:01,413 --> 00:47:02,445
- WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
- LET'S GO. BYE.

1001
00:47:02,548 --> 00:47:04,281
- LIKE SHE SAYS.
- THIS IS LAST TIME

1002
00:47:04,383 --> 00:47:05,448
I'M EVER COMING IN HERE.

1003
00:47:05,551 --> 00:47:06,984
ABSOLUTELY.
NEVER AGAIN.

1004
00:47:07,086 --> 00:47:09,820
EXCUSE ME.

1005
00:47:09,922 --> 00:47:10,921
YEAH.
THAT'S LIKE--

1006
00:47:11,023 --> 00:47:12,255
NO CELL PHONES, PLEASE.

1007
00:47:12,357 --> 00:47:14,324
BUYING THE EXACT SAME DRESS.
I KNOW.

1008
00:47:14,426 --> 00:47:16,093
THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER,
AND I TOLD MY MOM...

1009
00:47:16,195 --> 00:47:17,360
- EXCUSE ME.
- YEAH.

1010
00:47:17,462 --> 00:47:18,528
- EXCUSE ME.
- YEAH, TOTALLY.

1011
00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:20,630
THAT SIGN BACK THERE.

1012
00:47:20,733 --> 00:47:23,366
- ONE SECOND.
- NO TALKING ON THE CELL PHONE.

1013
00:47:23,468 --> 00:47:26,536
SORRY. EXCUSE ME,
BUT MY FATHER'S THE MAYOR.

1014
00:47:26,638 --> 00:47:28,572
- YOUR FATHER'S THE MAYOR?
- THAT'S RIGHT.

1015
00:47:28,674 --> 00:47:31,508
MY FATHER FOUGHT THE VIET CONG
FOR SIX YEARS.

1016
00:47:31,610 --> 00:47:34,477
HIS FATHER WENT M.I.A.
IN WORLD WAR II.

1017
00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:36,513
THEY SACRIFICED
FOR YOUR RIGHT

1018
00:47:36,615 --> 00:47:39,683
TO TALK ON THE PHONE,
JUST NOT IN THIS STORE.

1019
00:47:39,785 --> 00:47:42,385
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU JUST SAID,

1020
00:47:42,487 --> 00:47:45,189
BUT MY SWEET 16 ORDER,
CANCEL IT.

1021
00:47:45,290 --> 00:47:47,725
OKAY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW CRAZY THIS GUY IS.

1022
00:47:47,827 --> 00:47:50,060
CANCELLED.
PHONE TALKER.

1023
00:47:50,162 --> 00:47:52,462
JANET IS GOING TO KILL YOU.

1024
00:47:55,601 --> 00:47:58,602
THE SIGN WAS CLEARLY POSTED.
"NO CELL PHONES."

1025
00:47:58,704 --> 00:48:01,772
THAT WAS OUR BIGGEST ORDER,
NOT TO MENTION THE PUBLICITY.

1026
00:48:01,874 --> 00:48:03,207
COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

1027
00:48:03,308 --> 00:48:05,609
IT'S NOT COLLATERAL.
IT'S JUST DAMAGE.

1028
00:48:05,711 --> 00:48:08,378
I'LL CALL THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
TOMORROW.

1029
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,546
NO, YOU WON'T.
YOU'RE GONNA STAND

1030
00:48:09,648 --> 00:48:12,616
BEHIND THE COUNTER
AND TAKE ORDERS.

1031
00:48:12,718 --> 00:48:14,718
YES, MA'AM.

1032
00:48:19,825 --> 00:48:22,126
THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1033
00:48:22,228 --> 00:48:23,727
HEY, DAD.

1034
00:48:23,829 --> 00:48:24,995
HEY, OLLIE.

1035
00:48:25,097 --> 00:48:27,197
HEY, CAN YOU DONATE
100 CUPCAKES?

1036
00:48:27,299 --> 00:48:28,966
NOT NOW, BUDDY.
I'M A LITTLE BIT BUSY, OKAY?

1037
00:48:29,068 --> 00:48:30,333
BUT IT'S
FOR MY BASEBALL FUNDRAISER.

1038
00:48:30,435 --> 00:48:31,701
I UNDERSTAND, OKAY?

1039
00:48:31,804 --> 00:48:32,702
WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THE BACK
AND DO SOME HOMEWORK?

1040
00:48:32,805 --> 00:48:33,837
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

1041
00:48:33,939 --> 00:48:35,372
- FINE.
- COME ON, GO, GO, GO, BUDDY.

1042
00:48:35,474 --> 00:48:38,242
OKAY. WHO'S NEXT?

1043
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,746
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

1044
00:48:42,848 --> 00:48:45,415
YOU CAN GIVE ME
MY MORNING CUSTOMERS BACK.

1045
00:48:45,517 --> 00:48:49,920
IT'S CALLED
THE SPIRIT OF COMPETITION.

1046
00:48:51,857 --> 00:48:53,857
ON THE HOUSE.

1047
00:48:55,494 --> 00:48:58,628
YOU WANT COMPETITION?
FINE.

1048
00:48:58,730 --> 00:49:00,931
I'M GONNA GO AFTER
THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER'S SWEET 16.

1049
00:49:01,033 --> 00:49:02,933
BRING IT ON.

1050
00:49:16,415 --> 00:49:18,849
OH, IT IS ON!

1051
00:49:29,494 --> 00:49:31,028
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1052
00:49:31,130 --> 00:49:33,130
WE'RE IN COMBAT MODE, SHEILA.
CHANGE OF STRATEGY.

1053
00:49:33,232 --> 00:49:34,597
TAKE THAT PAN OUT OF THERE.

1054
00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:35,833
WE NEED MORE SUPPLY.

1055
00:49:35,935 --> 00:49:37,567
WE ARE GONNA BAKE THAT GUY
RIGHT OFF THE BLOCK.

1056
00:49:37,669 --> 00:49:38,969
TAKE THAT PAN OUT OF THERE,

1057
00:49:39,071 --> 00:49:41,071
AND YOU GET BACK
TO YOUR DESIGNATED AREA.

1058
00:49:41,173 --> 00:49:42,605
OR WHAT?

1059
00:49:45,610 --> 00:49:48,011
I QUIT.

1060
00:49:50,816 --> 00:49:52,682
WHO'S NEXT?

1061
00:49:52,784 --> 00:49:54,251
HEY, MAN.
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

1062
00:49:54,353 --> 00:49:56,019
GRAB AN APRON.

1063
00:49:56,121 --> 00:49:58,889
MOVE, SOLDIER.
GRAB AN APRON!

1064
00:50:00,159 --> 00:50:03,260
YEAH. I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

1065
00:50:03,362 --> 00:50:06,997
YES. I KNOW.
I SAW THE LEASE AGREEMENT. YEAH.

1066
00:50:07,099 --> 00:50:10,667
OKAY. YEAH.
YEAH, I HAVE IT.

1067
00:50:18,610 --> 00:50:21,478
YOU KNOW,
I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK.

1068
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:42,866
OOH.

1069
00:50:47,406 --> 00:50:48,372
AND HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?

1070
00:50:48,473 --> 00:50:50,640
CAN I GET THREE PINK LADIES,

1071
00:50:50,742 --> 00:50:52,642
TWO CRAZY KEY LIMES,
AND--

1072
00:50:52,744 --> 00:50:56,813
EXCUSE ME FOR ONE SECOND.

1073
00:50:56,916 --> 00:50:58,882
- SORRY?
- OLLIE, HONEY?

1074
00:50:58,984 --> 00:51:00,083
- YEAH.
- IS THAT YOUR BACKPACK

1075
00:51:00,185 --> 00:51:02,953
IN THE CORNER OVER THERE?

1076
00:51:03,055 --> 00:51:04,454
NO.
MINE'S RIGHT HERE.

1077
00:51:04,556 --> 00:51:06,356
- HMM.
- AND I'D LIKE--

1078
00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:09,359
ONE MOMENT, SORRY.

1079
00:51:09,461 --> 00:51:11,028
KIM!
KIM, SWEETHEART,

1080
00:51:11,130 --> 00:51:13,363
THAT YOUR BACKPACK
OVER THERE IN THE CORNER?

1081
00:51:13,465 --> 00:51:14,831
- MM-MM.
- YOURS?

1082
00:51:14,934 --> 00:51:17,500
- MM-MM.
- EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE.

1083
00:51:17,602 --> 00:51:19,669
I'M SORRY. DOES THIS BACKPACK
BELONG TO ANYBODY HERE?

1084
00:51:19,771 --> 00:51:21,305
- NOT MINE.
- NO. IT'S NOT.

1085
00:51:21,407 --> 00:51:22,439
NO. SORRY.

1086
00:51:22,541 --> 00:51:24,808
OKAY, FOLKS,
WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE.

1087
00:51:24,910 --> 00:51:26,910
I WANT EVERYBODY TO STAY CALM.
HONEY, DON'T.

1088
00:51:27,012 --> 00:51:29,479
- WHY?
- POSSIBLE I.E.D.

1089
00:51:29,581 --> 00:51:30,981
- O.M.G.
- OKAY, EVERYBODY.

1090
00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:34,117
CALMLY, CALMLY, PLEASE EXIT
THE PREMISES, PLEASE.

1091
00:51:34,219 --> 00:51:36,686
OKAY, MOVE,
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.

1092
00:51:51,503 --> 00:51:55,038
NO, WAIT. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THERE'S A--

1093
00:51:55,140 --> 00:51:58,241
[smoke alarm beeps]

1094
00:52:10,489 --> 00:52:12,522
WHAT'S GOING ON?

1095
00:52:14,126 --> 00:52:15,525
OH, MY GOD.

1096
00:52:35,414 --> 00:52:38,515
FORTUNATELY,
IT'S JUST WATER DAMAGE.

1097
00:52:38,617 --> 00:52:41,818
BUT IT'LL BE A FEW WEEKS
BEFORE THEY CAN START REPAIRS.

1098
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,186
A FEW WEEKS?

1099
00:52:43,288 --> 00:52:44,321
OUR VENDORS ARE BACKED UP.

1100
00:52:44,423 --> 00:52:46,623
I'M SORRY.
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

1101
00:52:48,994 --> 00:52:51,995
[sighs]

1102
00:52:54,266 --> 00:52:57,901
GO WAIT IN THE CAR.

1103
00:53:06,211 --> 00:53:08,978
YOU ARE LIKE A WEAPON
OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

1104
00:53:09,081 --> 00:53:10,547
I CAN FIX IT.

1105
00:53:10,649 --> 00:53:15,085
REALLY?

1106
00:53:15,187 --> 00:53:17,421
CAN YOU FIX THAT?

1107
00:53:17,523 --> 00:53:19,122
THAT I CAN EXPLAIN.

1108
00:53:19,224 --> 00:53:21,691
I COULD CARE LESS
ABOUT THIS STORE,

1109
00:53:21,793 --> 00:53:23,160
AND I COULD CARE LESS
ABOUT CUPCAKES,

1110
00:53:23,262 --> 00:53:24,794
BUT YOU NOT TRUSTING ME...

1111
00:53:24,896 --> 00:53:26,229
HONEY, I TRUST YOU.

1112
00:53:26,331 --> 00:53:28,665
IT'S HIM I DON'T TRUST.
THAD.

1113
00:53:29,935 --> 00:53:31,401
THIS GUY IS TRYING
TO TEAR US APART.

1114
00:53:31,503 --> 00:53:33,503
OH, NO, I THINK YOU'RE DOING
A REALLY GOOD JOB

1115
00:53:33,605 --> 00:53:34,671
OF THAT YOURSELF.

1116
00:53:34,773 --> 00:53:36,673
FOR YEARS,
I HAVE DREAMT

1117
00:53:36,775 --> 00:53:38,808
ABOUT YOU BEING BACK HOME
AND US BEING HAPPY.

1118
00:53:38,910 --> 00:53:40,510
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

1119
00:53:40,612 --> 00:53:44,448
I THINK--
I SOMETIMES THINK

1120
00:53:44,550 --> 00:53:46,983
THAT THE REASON
WHY WE'RE STILL TOGETHER

1121
00:53:47,086 --> 00:53:48,552
IS BECAUSE YOU'RE NEVER HERE.

1122
00:53:48,653 --> 00:53:52,089
HONEY,
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT.

1123
00:53:52,191 --> 00:53:54,023
I THINK
THAT IT WOULD BE BEST

1124
00:53:54,126 --> 00:53:56,025
IF YOU SLEPT SOMEWHERE ELSE
TONIGHT.

1125
00:53:56,128 --> 00:53:57,360
JUST TONIGHT?

1126
00:53:57,463 --> 00:54:00,930
NO.

1127
00:54:10,342 --> 00:54:12,875
YOUR CAR IS FIXED.

1128
00:54:32,158 --> 00:54:34,158
[gentle music]

1129
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:36,260
[knock at door]

1130
00:54:46,072 --> 00:54:47,772
- HEY.
- HEY, BUDDY.

1131
00:54:47,874 --> 00:54:49,807
THANKS FOR LETTING ME CRASH HERE
TONIGHT.

1132
00:54:49,909 --> 00:54:51,842
OH, HEY, NO PROBLEM.

1133
00:54:51,944 --> 00:54:53,844
ALL RIGHT.

1134
00:54:53,946 --> 00:54:55,379
YOU SURE
YOUR WIFE DOESN'T MIND?

1135
00:54:55,481 --> 00:54:58,515
OH, CONSIDERING
SHE'S IN CLEVELAND,

1136
00:54:58,617 --> 00:55:00,317
I THINK IT'S FINE.

1137
00:55:00,419 --> 00:55:01,485
SHE'S AWAY?

1138
00:55:01,587 --> 00:55:05,422
GOING ON SIX YEARS NOW.

1139
00:55:05,524 --> 00:55:06,957
SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

1140
00:55:07,059 --> 00:55:08,259
OH, I WAS GONNA MENTION IT
TO YOU,

1141
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,060
BUT I DIDN'T WANT
TO DISCOURAGE YOU.

1142
00:55:10,163 --> 00:55:14,165
WELL, I'M OFFICIALLY
DISCOURAGED.

1143
00:55:24,576 --> 00:55:25,976
I REALLY SCREWED UP TODAY.

1144
00:55:31,317 --> 00:55:34,285
[indistinct chatter]

1145
00:55:40,726 --> 00:55:44,028
HEY, MAN, NO CUTTING.
GET IN THE BACK OF THE LINE.

1146
00:55:44,130 --> 00:55:45,762
I KNOW.

1147
00:55:45,865 --> 00:55:47,798
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

1148
00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:51,735
NAH, NO APOLOGY NECESSARY.

1149
00:55:51,838 --> 00:55:54,104
THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY UNDERSTANDING.

1150
00:55:54,207 --> 00:55:55,906
ARE YOU KIDDING? IT'S THE BEST
THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

1151
00:55:56,008 --> 00:55:57,842
SINCE THEN, I'VE GOT
MY MORNING BUSINESS BACK,

1152
00:55:57,944 --> 00:56:01,011
PLUS YOURS, NOT TO MENTION
THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER'S SWEET 16.

1153
00:56:01,113 --> 00:56:02,612
- AH.
- [laughs]

1154
00:56:02,715 --> 00:56:03,780
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

1155
00:56:03,883 --> 00:56:05,549
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

1156
00:56:05,651 --> 00:56:09,653
AND I'LL TAKE A CUPCAKE.

1157
00:56:12,558 --> 00:56:14,658
- THANKS.
- THAT'LL BE FIVE BUCKS.

1158
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:15,692
FIVE BUCKS?

1159
00:56:15,794 --> 00:56:18,528
ALL IN THE SPIRIT
OF COMPETITION.

1160
00:56:22,101 --> 00:56:27,738
SURE.
THERE YOU GO.

1161
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,408
THANK YOU.

1162
00:56:31,510 --> 00:56:34,845
WOULD YOU LIKE
A LITTLE MORE COFFEE?

1163
00:56:40,887 --> 00:56:42,386
HEY.

1164
00:56:42,488 --> 00:56:44,021
HEY, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR DOING THIS.

1165
00:56:44,123 --> 00:56:45,689
- NO PROBLEM
- APPRECIATE IT.

1166
00:57:19,825 --> 00:57:20,891
- JANET.
- MM-HMM.

1167
00:57:20,993 --> 00:57:21,892
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE

1168
00:57:21,994 --> 00:57:23,227
THAT YOU LET HIM
BACK IN THERE.

1169
00:57:23,329 --> 00:57:24,295
WELL, HE'S GOT HELP.

1170
00:57:24,397 --> 00:57:27,031
HARLEY OWNS THE HARDWARE STORE.

1171
00:57:27,133 --> 00:57:28,933
GREAT.
FREE ACCESS TO POWER TOOLS.

1172
00:57:29,035 --> 00:57:31,235
THEY'RE TRYING TO HELP.

1173
00:57:31,337 --> 00:57:32,869
LOOK, IT'S BETTER
THAN WAITING THREE WEEKS

1174
00:57:32,972 --> 00:57:34,504
TO REOPEN, YOU KNOW.

1175
00:57:34,606 --> 00:57:36,673
I GUESS.

1176
00:57:36,775 --> 00:57:38,475
ANYWAY, GOOD NEWS.

1177
00:57:38,577 --> 00:57:39,676
WHAT?

1178
00:57:39,778 --> 00:57:41,545
CHANNEL 8 CALLED BACK.

1179
00:57:41,647 --> 00:57:42,579
THEY WANT TO DO A PIECE ON YOU.

1180
00:57:42,681 --> 00:57:43,580
ARE YOU KIDDING?

1181
00:57:43,682 --> 00:57:44,982
- NO.
- OH!

1182
00:57:45,084 --> 00:57:46,250
- ISN'T THAT GREAT?
- OH, THAT'S AWESOME!

1183
00:57:46,352 --> 00:57:47,952
OH, THANK YOU.

1184
00:57:48,054 --> 00:57:48,919
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- YES.

1185
00:57:49,021 --> 00:57:51,822
- MY PLEASURE.
- YES. YES. YES.

1186
00:58:01,934 --> 00:58:04,935
[doorbell rings]

1187
00:58:17,816 --> 00:58:19,549
OLLIE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1188
00:58:19,651 --> 00:58:22,819
IT'S WEDNESDAY.

1189
00:58:25,091 --> 00:58:27,791
FASTER, DAD.

1190
00:58:27,893 --> 00:58:29,460
[grunts]

1191
00:58:29,561 --> 00:58:31,061
ALL RIGHT, OLLIE.
HOLD ON.

1192
00:58:31,163 --> 00:58:32,496
- YEAH?
- SLOW DOWN, BUDDY.

1193
00:58:32,598 --> 00:58:34,731
- OKAY.
- [groans]

1194
00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:37,001
[exhales]
OOH-KAY.

1195
00:58:37,103 --> 00:58:38,502
I'M TIRED.

1196
00:58:38,604 --> 00:58:40,570
YOU'RE GETTING
IN SHAPE, BUDDY.

1197
00:58:40,672 --> 00:58:43,974
THANKS. IT'S ALL
BECAUSE OF YOUR ROUTINES.

1198
00:58:44,076 --> 00:58:46,810
[catching breath]

1199
00:58:48,747 --> 00:58:51,081
YOU'RE GOING BACK,
AREN'T YOU?

1200
00:58:51,183 --> 00:58:53,950
OH, WHEN YOUR MOM
LETS ME.

1201
00:58:54,053 --> 00:58:56,720
I MEAN, BACK TO THE BASE.

1202
00:58:56,822 --> 00:58:59,423
YOU'RE NOT RETIRING,
ARE YOU?

1203
00:58:59,525 --> 00:59:04,128
WELL, NOTHING'S
BEEN DECIDED YET.

1204
00:59:04,230 --> 00:59:08,532
I KNOW I MESSED UP
REALLY BADLY,

1205
00:59:08,634 --> 00:59:13,803
BUT I'LL DO MY VERY BEST
TO MAKE THINGS BETTER, OKAY?

1206
00:59:13,906 --> 00:59:17,074
AND THEN YOU'LL LEAVE?

1207
00:59:38,931 --> 00:59:40,230
- THAT'S COOL.
- RIGHT?

1208
00:59:40,332 --> 00:59:43,367
'CAUSE THEN THEY ALL
KIND OF NEED THE FOOD BASICALLY?

1209
00:59:43,469 --> 00:59:44,468
YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

1210
00:59:44,570 --> 00:59:46,203
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1211
00:59:46,305 --> 00:59:49,106
I'M HERE WITH RAY.

1212
00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:50,274
YOU LIKE THIS BAKERY,
RAY?

1213
00:59:50,376 --> 00:59:52,109
NO, SIR.
I NEVER COME HERE.

1214
00:59:52,211 --> 00:59:54,111
- BUT YOU'RE HERE NOW.
- I JUST NEEDED BREAD.

1215
00:59:54,213 --> 00:59:56,947
- THE MARKET SELLS BREAD.
- IT'S DAY-OLD BREAD.

1216
00:59:57,049 --> 00:59:58,515
YOU'RE FEEDING MY DAUGHTER
DAY-OLD BREAD, RAY?

1217
00:59:58,617 --> 01:00:00,784
IT'S FOR THE HALFWAY HOUSE.

1218
01:00:00,886 --> 01:00:02,052
YOU AN ADDICT?

1219
01:00:02,154 --> 01:00:04,921
I VOLUNTEER THERE, SIR.

1220
01:00:05,023 --> 01:00:10,026
WELL, THEN,
IN THAT CASE,

1221
01:00:10,129 --> 01:00:12,729
WHY DON'T YOU GET THEM
SOME FRESH BREAD?

1222
01:00:16,802 --> 01:00:21,738
THANK YOU, MR. CARSON--
COLONEL, SIR.

1223
01:00:24,042 --> 01:00:25,875
THANKS, DAD.

1224
01:00:45,164 --> 01:00:47,864
WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET.

1225
01:00:49,701 --> 01:00:51,535
YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.

1226
01:00:51,637 --> 01:00:53,770
I KNOW
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT,

1227
01:00:53,872 --> 01:00:56,206
BUT HARLEY SAYS THAT YOU
CAN REOPEN THIS WEEKEND.

1228
01:00:56,308 --> 01:00:57,474
OH.

1229
01:00:57,576 --> 01:01:00,010
AND IF YOU NEED ANYBODY
TO HELP, YOU KNOW,

1230
01:01:00,112 --> 01:01:03,280
FILL IN UNTIL YOU CAN FIND
A REPLACEMENT FOR SHEILA,

1231
01:01:03,382 --> 01:01:05,015
I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP.

1232
01:01:05,117 --> 01:01:08,018
THANKS,
BUT I DON'T THINK SO.

1233
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,020
OF COURSE.

1234
01:01:14,193 --> 01:01:16,059
WHAT?

1235
01:01:17,729 --> 01:01:20,964
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT--

1236
01:01:21,066 --> 01:01:22,466
YOU WANT US TO STOP?

1237
01:01:22,568 --> 01:01:24,334
PINE.

1238
01:01:24,436 --> 01:01:25,969
PINE?

1239
01:01:26,071 --> 01:01:28,038
YEAH, I NEVER REALLY LIKED

1240
01:01:28,140 --> 01:01:33,743
THESE OLD FORMICA COUNTERTOPS
AND...

1241
01:01:33,845 --> 01:01:36,446
DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS
COULD PUT IN PINE?

1242
01:01:36,549 --> 01:01:38,848
YEAH. SURE.

1243
01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:41,918
THANKS.

1244
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:44,354
UM...

1245
01:01:44,456 --> 01:01:47,757
SO HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING
FROM THE REVIEW BOARD?

1246
01:01:47,859 --> 01:01:50,694
NO, NO, NOT YET.

1247
01:01:50,796 --> 01:01:53,564
YOU LOOK--
YOU LOOK REALLY GREAT.

1248
01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:55,332
THANKS.

1249
01:01:55,434 --> 01:02:00,237
OH, I RAN INTO KIM
AND THE ARM,

1250
01:02:00,339 --> 01:02:02,005
YOU KNOW, WHAT'S HIS NAME?
RAY.

1251
01:02:02,107 --> 01:02:05,141
THEY SEEM LIKE THEY'RE GETTING
PRETTY SERIOUS.

1252
01:02:05,244 --> 01:02:07,844
NO MORE THAN US
AT THAT AGE.

1253
01:02:07,946 --> 01:02:09,946
YEAH, BUT WE WERE
MORE RESPONSIBLE, RIGHT?

1254
01:02:10,048 --> 01:02:11,848
PROBABLY NOT.

1255
01:02:11,950 --> 01:02:14,818
WELL, 'CAUSE IT REALLY SEEMED
LIKE WE WERE.

1256
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,120
YEAH.

1257
01:02:17,223 --> 01:02:20,691
I GOT TO GO, SO...

1258
01:02:32,718 --> 01:02:35,152
JANET, HOW DID YOU GET
THE IDEA FOR FOUR STAR BAKERY?

1259
01:02:35,254 --> 01:02:37,187
WELL, MY HUSBAND'S
IN THE MILITARY,

1260
01:02:37,290 --> 01:02:39,390
- AND MY KIDS ARE IN SCHOOL.
- MM-HMM.

1261
01:02:39,491 --> 01:02:42,326
AND I JUST FELT
LIKE I WAS ALWAYS WAITING

1262
01:02:42,428 --> 01:02:44,061
FOR THE ONES THAT I LOVED
TO COME HOME.

1263
01:02:44,163 --> 01:02:48,332
SO I FELT LIKE I NEEDED
TO CREATE A NEW ROLE FOR MYSELF.

1264
01:02:48,434 --> 01:02:50,600
CUPCAKES ARE SO HOT
RIGHT NOW.

1265
01:02:50,702 --> 01:02:51,601
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?

1266
01:02:51,703 --> 01:02:53,437
- WELL-- OH, YES.
- OH.

1267
01:02:53,539 --> 01:02:55,139
- HERE'S MY CUPCAKES.
- OH, HI.

1268
01:02:55,241 --> 01:02:56,540
SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME

1269
01:02:56,642 --> 01:03:00,110
THAT YOU CAN'T LOOK AT A CUPCAKE
WITHOUT SMILING, SO...

1270
01:03:00,212 --> 01:03:02,046
WELL, I KNOW
THAT I'M SMILING.

1271
01:03:02,148 --> 01:03:04,381
- AW.
- AND THAT'S THE NEWS.

1272
01:03:04,483 --> 01:03:08,452
THANKS, KAYLA.
THOSE REALLY LOOK GOOD. NOW...

1273
01:04:04,576 --> 01:04:07,011
COME ON.
[bat makes contact with ball]

1274
01:04:07,113 --> 01:04:08,278
LOOKING GOOD.

1275
01:04:08,381 --> 01:04:10,481
- COME ON, GUYS.
- WATCH OUT FOR THE SQUEEZE.

1276
01:04:10,582 --> 01:04:11,781
WATCH OUT
FOR THE SQUEEZE PLAY, GUYS.

1277
01:04:11,884 --> 01:04:13,250
- ALL RIGHT.
- THAT'S OKAY.

1278
01:04:13,352 --> 01:04:14,751
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL GET TWO.

1279
01:04:14,853 --> 01:04:15,886
WE'LL GET TWO NEXT TIME.

1280
01:04:15,988 --> 01:04:17,354
COME ON, MAN.

1281
01:04:17,456 --> 01:04:18,855
- LET'S GO, DRAGONS.
- THAT'S IT.

1282
01:04:18,957 --> 01:04:21,725
HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A KID ON THE DRAGONS.

1283
01:04:21,827 --> 01:04:23,627
I DON'T.
HE'S ON THE OTHER TEAM.

1284
01:04:23,729 --> 01:04:24,928
- STRIKE ONE.
- OH.

1285
01:04:25,031 --> 01:04:27,664
- WE'RE IN FIRST PLACE.
- NICE.

1286
01:04:27,766 --> 01:04:29,933
THAT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW
WHAT THE STRIKE LOOKS LIKE NOW.

1287
01:04:32,938 --> 01:04:34,071
SO CUPCAKES, HUH?

1288
01:04:34,173 --> 01:04:35,705
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

1289
01:04:35,807 --> 01:04:37,641
YOU GOT IT.
YOU GOT IT.

1290
01:04:37,743 --> 01:04:39,109
SHEILA'S?

1291
01:04:39,211 --> 01:04:41,412
AH, MINE.

1292
01:04:41,514 --> 01:04:46,750
SHEILA WON'T MAKE CUPCAKES
FOR ME.

1293
01:04:46,852 --> 01:04:48,985
LISTEN, I'M GOING
TO BE REOPENING

1294
01:04:49,088 --> 01:04:50,354
NEXT WEEK
AT 11:00 A.M.

1295
01:04:50,456 --> 01:04:52,389
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GO BACK
TO OUR ORIGINAL AGREEMENT.

1296
01:04:52,491 --> 01:04:54,358
YOU CAN OPEN
WHENEVER YOU WANT,

1297
01:04:54,460 --> 01:04:56,860
BUT I'M GOING TO CONTINUE
TO MAKE MY CUPCAKES.

1298
01:04:56,962 --> 01:04:58,929
AS YOUR HUSBAND SAYS,

1299
01:04:59,031 --> 01:05:01,498
IT'S IN THE SPIRIT
OF COMPETITION.

1300
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,867
RIGHT.

1301
01:05:03,969 --> 01:05:05,202
MIND IF I SQUEEZE IN HERE?

1302
01:05:05,304 --> 01:05:06,937
OH, PLEASE DO.

1303
01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:12,943
- THAT'S OKAY.
- THESE LOOK AMAZING.

1304
01:05:13,045 --> 01:05:15,045
OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

1305
01:05:15,147 --> 01:05:18,282
YOU CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT A CUPCAKE
WITHOUT SMILING.

1306
01:05:18,384 --> 01:05:20,451
OH, YOU SAW THAT?

1307
01:05:20,553 --> 01:05:22,052
YES, I DID.
IT WAS GREAT.

1308
01:05:24,156 --> 01:05:26,090
- SO WHO MADE THESE?
- I DID.

1309
01:05:26,192 --> 01:05:28,758
- [applause]
- REALLY, WHO MADE THEM?

1310
01:05:28,860 --> 01:05:31,395
ME. I WAS UP
MOST OF THE NIGHT BAKING.

1311
01:05:31,497 --> 01:05:33,130
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THESE.

1312
01:05:33,232 --> 01:05:35,532
I CAN NEVER GET
THE CAMOUFLAGE RIGHT.

1313
01:05:35,634 --> 01:05:37,234
WELL, CAMOUFLAGE
IS KIND OF A GUY THING.

1314
01:05:37,336 --> 01:05:40,804
ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T REALLY
KNOW THAT ANY MORE.

1315
01:05:40,906 --> 01:05:43,474
[chuckles]

1316
01:05:43,576 --> 01:05:45,075
[applause]

1317
01:05:45,177 --> 01:05:48,178
YOU KNOW, HE ASKED HER
TO THE PROM.

1318
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:51,215
- FANTASTIC.
- HE'S A GOOD KID.

1319
01:05:51,317 --> 01:05:54,384
I KNOW. IT'S JUST
SHE'S OUR LITTLE GIRL.

1320
01:05:54,487 --> 01:05:56,987
YEAH, I KNOW.
I HAVE A HARD TIME TOO.

1321
01:05:57,089 --> 01:05:58,589
- REALLY?
- YEAH.

1322
01:05:58,690 --> 01:06:00,790
AND SHE'S GOING
TO BE OFF TO COLLEGE SOON.

1323
01:06:00,892 --> 01:06:04,161
AND THEN OLLIE AND--

1324
01:06:04,263 --> 01:06:05,862
I THINK THAT'S WHY MY BUSINESS
IS SO IMPORTANT,

1325
01:06:05,964 --> 01:06:07,264
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL GOING
TO BE GONE,

1326
01:06:07,366 --> 01:06:09,899
AND I'M JUST GOING TO DISAPPEAR,
YOU KNOW.

1327
01:06:10,002 --> 01:06:12,302
WHY WOULD YOU
EVER THINK THAT?

1328
01:06:12,404 --> 01:06:14,438
BECAUSE I'M A 40-YEAR-OLD MOM
AND WIFE,

1329
01:06:14,540 --> 01:06:16,072
AND WHERE AM I GOING
TO BE IN TEN YEARS?

1330
01:06:16,175 --> 01:06:19,576
50.

1331
01:06:19,678 --> 01:06:21,145
NO, I'M GOING TO BE ALONE,
GRIFF.

1332
01:06:21,247 --> 01:06:26,082
YOU'RE GOING TO BE GENERAL,
AND THEY'LL BE GONE.

1333
01:06:26,185 --> 01:06:28,084
IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH,

1334
01:06:28,187 --> 01:06:31,288
AND THE TIGERS AND DRAGONS
ARE TIED, ONE TO ONE.

1335
01:06:33,259 --> 01:06:37,628
NEXT UP FOR THE DRAGONS,
NUMBER 11, OLIVER CARSON.

1336
01:06:37,729 --> 01:06:39,829
- COME ON!
- YEAH! WHOO!

1337
01:06:39,931 --> 01:06:41,498
LET'S GO, OLLIE.
COME ON, BUDDY.

1338
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,267
- GO, OLLIE.
- LET'S GO, OLLIE.

1339
01:06:43,369 --> 01:06:44,535
GO, OLLIE!

1340
01:06:44,637 --> 01:06:45,669
COME ON, OLLIE.

1341
01:06:45,771 --> 01:06:47,371
COME ON!

1342
01:06:55,080 --> 01:07:00,083
[cheers and applause]

1343
01:07:02,754 --> 01:07:05,189
YOU GOT IT, BUD.

1344
01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:07,257
OOH, THIS IS BIG.

1345
01:07:11,797 --> 01:07:13,930
- STRIKE ONE.
- OH.

1346
01:07:14,032 --> 01:07:15,932
IT'S ALL RIGHT.

1347
01:07:16,034 --> 01:07:19,336
[cheers and applause]

1348
01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:24,341
LET'S GO, BUDDY.

1349
01:07:27,879 --> 01:07:29,446
STRIKE TWO.

1350
01:07:29,548 --> 01:07:30,681
[crowd groans]

1351
01:07:30,782 --> 01:07:32,782
IT'S OKAY, OLLIE.
IT'S OKAY, BUDDY.

1352
01:07:32,884 --> 01:07:34,484
HERE WE GO, BUD.

1353
01:07:40,058 --> 01:07:44,127
LET'S GO, OLLIE, LET'S GO!
[stamping]

1354
01:07:44,230 --> 01:07:46,263
LET'S GO, OLLIE, LET'S GO!

1355
01:07:46,365 --> 01:07:47,564
COME ON, BUDDY, COME ON NOW.
COME ON.

1356
01:07:52,404 --> 01:07:54,671
COME ON, LET'S GO, DRAGONS.

1357
01:08:07,919 --> 01:08:11,821
[cheers and applause]

1358
01:08:13,259 --> 01:08:14,524
- YES!
- GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

1359
01:08:25,036 --> 01:08:26,102
SAFE.

1360
01:08:26,204 --> 01:08:30,073
[cheers and applause]

1361
01:08:30,175 --> 01:08:31,541
AND THE DRAGONS WIN,
TWO TO ONE,

1362
01:08:31,644 --> 01:08:34,110
ON OLIVER CARSON'S
ONE-RUN HOMER.

1363
01:08:34,212 --> 01:08:37,213
WAY TO GO.
THAT WAS AWESOME. NO WAY.

1364
01:08:37,316 --> 01:08:38,882
- SO GOOD.
- OH, HO!

1365
01:08:38,984 --> 01:08:41,117
LET'S HAVE A BIG ROUND
OF APPLAUSE

1366
01:08:41,219 --> 01:08:42,819
FOR OUR DIVISION TWO TIGERS.

1367
01:08:42,921 --> 01:08:44,721
GREAT JOB, FELLAS.
GREAT SEASON.

1368
01:08:44,823 --> 01:08:45,889
- THAT WAS AMAZING.
- FANTASTIC.

1369
01:08:45,991 --> 01:08:47,056
HE JUST--
HE LEAPT RIGHT OVER THE GUY.

1370
01:08:47,159 --> 01:08:49,626
YEAH.

1371
01:08:49,728 --> 01:08:51,227
HI.

1372
01:08:54,733 --> 01:08:56,400
YIKES.

1373
01:08:56,502 --> 01:08:59,269
HONEY, I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE
EVER ACTUALLY EVER SAID THIS

1374
01:08:59,371 --> 01:09:03,039
TO YOU OUT LOUD,
BUT I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.

1375
01:09:04,643 --> 01:09:07,210
THANK YOU.

1376
01:09:16,689 --> 01:09:18,655
COME HERE.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

1377
01:09:18,757 --> 01:09:21,658
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
THAT WAS FANTASTIC, BUDDY!

1378
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,627
ALL THAT HARD WORK PAID OFF!

1379
01:09:23,729 --> 01:09:25,128
YOU JUST-- VROOM.

1380
01:09:25,230 --> 01:09:26,697
HEY, WE SHOULD ALL CELEBRATE,
OKAY?

1381
01:09:26,799 --> 01:09:29,466
WE SHOULD GO OVER
AND GET SOME BURGERS AT ANGEL'S.

1382
01:09:29,568 --> 01:09:31,034
THAT'S STILL THE PLACE,
RIGHT?

1383
01:09:31,136 --> 01:09:35,104
UM, ANGEL'S IS NO LONGER
IN BUSINESS.

1384
01:09:35,207 --> 01:09:36,640
AND THE TEAM'S TAKING ME
TO PIZZA.

1385
01:09:36,742 --> 01:09:38,942
- OH.
- BUT THANKS FOR THE OFFER.

1386
01:09:39,044 --> 01:09:42,212
- YEAH.
- BYE, GUYS. LOVE YOU.

1387
01:09:42,314 --> 01:09:44,247
YUP.

1388
01:09:44,350 --> 01:09:47,217
AND I GOT TO MEET THAD
AT THE NEW STORE. I'M SORRY.

1389
01:09:47,319 --> 01:09:49,720
NO. NO WORRIES.
WE'LL DO IT ANOTHER TIME.

1390
01:09:49,822 --> 01:09:52,823
YEAH.
OKAY.

1391
01:09:55,927 --> 01:10:00,263
SO YOU GOT TURNED DOWN
BY EVERYBODY ELSE, HUH?

1392
01:10:00,366 --> 01:10:02,298
WHERE'S RAY AND HIS ARM?

1393
01:10:02,401 --> 01:10:04,368
HE'S RESTING HIS ARM UP
FOR OUR DATE LATER.

1394
01:10:04,470 --> 01:10:08,071
HE'S GONNA BE RESTING IT
IN A CAST IF HE'S NOT CAREFUL.

1395
01:10:11,577 --> 01:10:13,343
- LOOK AT THAT.
- WOW, THAT'S GREAT.

1396
01:10:13,445 --> 01:10:15,746
THAT'S NICE.
HARLEY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1397
01:10:15,848 --> 01:10:18,915
YOU'RE WELCOME, MAN.
WE DID IT.

1398
01:10:19,017 --> 01:10:20,817
THE PLACE LOOKS FANTASTIC.

1399
01:10:20,919 --> 01:10:22,252
HEY, LISTEN,
I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF.

1400
01:10:22,354 --> 01:10:23,286
ARE YOU COMING OVER TONIGHT?

1401
01:10:23,389 --> 01:10:24,688
YEAH. YEAH.
I'LL BE THERE.

1402
01:10:24,790 --> 01:10:25,955
I JUST WANT TO MAKE
THIS PLACE PERFECT.

1403
01:10:26,057 --> 01:10:27,290
I HAVE A FEW
LITTLE FINISHING TOUCHES.

1404
01:10:27,393 --> 01:10:29,058
YOU GO FOR IT, MAN.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

1405
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:30,761
YEAH. THANKS.

1406
01:10:54,286 --> 01:10:56,152
OKAY. MAKE THIS QUICK.

1407
01:10:56,254 --> 01:10:58,121
FINE.

1408
01:10:58,223 --> 01:10:59,556
HIS CUPCAKES SUCK.

1409
01:10:59,658 --> 01:11:01,691
YOU KNOW IT,
I KNOW IT.

1410
01:11:01,794 --> 01:11:03,126
WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

1411
01:11:03,228 --> 01:11:06,095
I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME,
BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME.

1412
01:11:06,197 --> 01:11:07,764
THIS IS ABOUT JANET.

1413
01:11:07,866 --> 01:11:13,169
JUST TELL ME WHAT IT WOULD TAKE
TO GET YOU TO COME BACK.

1414
01:11:14,339 --> 01:11:16,973
YOU BUY ME
A NEW ICING GUN.

1415
01:11:17,075 --> 01:11:18,408
DONE.

1416
01:11:18,510 --> 01:11:22,045
AND YOU APOLOGIZE.

1417
01:11:22,147 --> 01:11:24,180
ON YOUR KNEES.

1418
01:11:24,282 --> 01:11:26,249
THAT LAST ONE MIGHT BE
A BIT OF A PROBLEM.

1419
01:11:26,351 --> 01:11:28,017
YOU WANT ME
TO COME BACK?

1420
01:11:28,119 --> 01:11:32,789
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

1421
01:11:38,697 --> 01:11:41,998
SH--

1422
01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:44,200
- [cell phone beeps]
- I'M WAITING.

1423
01:11:44,302 --> 01:11:45,469
[sighs]

1424
01:11:45,571 --> 01:11:49,840
SHEILA, I APOLOGIZE
FOR ANYTHING

1425
01:11:49,942 --> 01:11:53,343
THAT I HAVE EVER SAID
OR DONE THAT OFFENDED YOU.

1426
01:11:53,445 --> 01:11:56,580
I AM VERY SORRY,
I APOLOGIZE,

1427
01:11:56,682 --> 01:11:59,916
AND WILL YOU PLEASE
COME BACK?

1428
01:12:05,991 --> 01:12:07,323
[cell phone beeps]

1429
01:12:07,425 --> 01:12:09,092
ALL RIGHT.

1430
01:12:10,529 --> 01:12:13,630
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.

1431
01:12:13,732 --> 01:12:15,765
I DON'T SUPPOSE
THERE'S ANY CHANCE

1432
01:12:15,868 --> 01:12:17,734
THAT YOU MIGHT ERASE THAT?

1433
01:12:17,836 --> 01:12:21,471
NOT A CHANCE.

1434
01:12:21,573 --> 01:12:26,543
AND, FOR THE RECORD,
I DON'T DISLIKE YOU ANY MORE

1435
01:12:26,645 --> 01:12:28,612
THAN I DISLIKE ANYBODY ELSE.

1436
01:12:34,452 --> 01:12:38,755
18TH TO-- YEAH.

1437
01:12:38,857 --> 01:12:43,226
- HI.
- HI.

1438
01:12:43,328 --> 01:12:44,594
WE SHOULD CELEBRATE.

1439
01:12:44,696 --> 01:12:46,730
YOU KNOW?

1440
01:12:49,134 --> 01:12:51,367
THERE YOU GO.

1441
01:12:51,469 --> 01:12:54,337
TO...

1442
01:12:54,439 --> 01:12:57,073
NEW BEGINNINGS.

1443
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,480
WHAT'S WRONG?

1444
01:13:04,583 --> 01:13:05,682
OH, COME ON,
WE WORKED HARD FOR THIS.

1445
01:13:05,784 --> 01:13:07,817
I JUST NEVER THOUGHT

1446
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:12,055
I'D CELEBRATE ANYTHING
WITHOUT GRIFF.

1447
01:13:12,157 --> 01:13:14,057
WELL, HE'S GOT HIMSELF
TO BLAME.

1448
01:13:14,159 --> 01:13:18,728
JUST NEVER MADE
ANY ROOM FOR HIM.

1449
01:13:18,830 --> 01:13:21,731
I JUST EXPECTED HIM
TO FIT INTO OUR LIVES,

1450
01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:26,069
AND I'VE BEEN SO BUSY

1451
01:13:26,171 --> 01:13:30,040
BUILDING ALL OF THIS
APART FROM HIM.

1452
01:13:30,141 --> 01:13:32,241
WELL, YOU'VE GROWN,
AND HE HASN'T.

1453
01:13:32,343 --> 01:13:34,945
YOU KNOW, I HATE TO BE THE ONE
TO SAY THIS,

1454
01:13:35,047 --> 01:13:36,780
BUT WHAT DO YOU GUYS
HAVE IN COMMON ANYMORE?

1455
01:13:43,288 --> 01:13:44,955
WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1456
01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,257
YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW ATTRACTED
I AM TO YOU.

1457
01:13:48,359 --> 01:13:49,559
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE'RE DOING HERE?

1458
01:13:49,661 --> 01:13:50,927
WORKING.

1459
01:13:51,029 --> 01:13:53,797
COME ON.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY.

1460
01:13:53,899 --> 01:13:58,234
NO.

1461
01:14:08,614 --> 01:14:10,714
[door opens and slams shut]

1462
01:14:29,747 --> 01:14:33,315
[dialing]

1463
01:14:43,394 --> 01:14:45,961
[dialing]

1464
01:14:48,565 --> 01:14:53,135
[phone rings]

1465
01:14:58,742 --> 01:14:59,641
HELLO?

1466
01:14:59,743 --> 01:15:00,776
ARE YOU AWAKE?

1467
01:15:00,878 --> 01:15:03,045
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU.

1468
01:15:04,448 --> 01:15:06,315
I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED

1469
01:15:06,417 --> 01:15:10,920
TO COME WITH ME
TO HARLEY'S PARTY TOMORROW.

1470
01:15:16,794 --> 01:15:18,694
WELCOME TO THE OAKS.

1471
01:15:18,796 --> 01:15:21,063
WOW.

1472
01:15:21,165 --> 01:15:22,664
THANKS.

1473
01:15:22,766 --> 01:15:25,767
OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1474
01:15:28,139 --> 01:15:31,073
WOW, YOU DID ALL THIS?

1475
01:15:31,175 --> 01:15:33,775
WELL, YOU KNOW,
HARLEY'S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND.

1476
01:15:33,878 --> 01:15:35,377
AND THIS IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL
FOR HIM.

1477
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:37,412
- UH-HUH.
- HE BROUGHT SOMEBODY.

1478
01:15:37,514 --> 01:15:38,948
- OH.
- YEAH.

1479
01:15:39,050 --> 01:15:40,615
HEY, THERE'S HARLEY.

1480
01:15:40,718 --> 01:15:41,616
HARLEY,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY.

1481
01:15:41,719 --> 01:15:44,553
HEY, CARSON.
[chuckles]

1482
01:15:44,655 --> 01:15:46,521
ALL RIGHT.
TAKE IT EASY.

1483
01:15:46,623 --> 01:15:47,689
HI, HARLEY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

1484
01:15:47,791 --> 01:15:49,358
OH, JANET. THANK YOU.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

1485
01:15:49,460 --> 01:15:50,726
- THANK YOU.
- HEY, LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN.

1486
01:15:50,828 --> 01:15:53,795
I GOT TO-- I GOT TO-- I GOT
TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY GAL.

1487
01:15:53,898 --> 01:15:55,530
[laughs]
OKAY.

1488
01:15:55,632 --> 01:15:56,866
- WOW.
- HE'S VERY EXCITED.

1489
01:15:56,968 --> 01:15:59,101
YEAH.

1490
01:15:59,203 --> 01:16:02,137
- OH, HI.
- THIS IS PAULA.

1491
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:03,605
HI.
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

1492
01:16:03,707 --> 01:16:05,707
AND CARSON.

1493
01:16:05,809 --> 01:16:08,177
HI. NICE TO MEET YOU
OFFICIALLY.

1494
01:16:08,279 --> 01:16:09,411
RAY'S MOM.

1495
01:16:09,513 --> 01:16:11,113
- YES, MA'AM.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.

1496
01:16:11,215 --> 01:16:13,115
[laughter]

1497
01:16:13,217 --> 01:16:14,416
- HEY, MAMA.
- HI.

1498
01:16:14,518 --> 01:16:17,086
MWAH.
HARLEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN.

1499
01:16:17,188 --> 01:16:18,820
- HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- HI.

1500
01:16:18,923 --> 01:16:19,955
- MRS. CARSON.
- YEAH.

1501
01:16:20,057 --> 01:16:21,490
- YOU LOOK VERY NICE.
- THANK YOU.

1502
01:16:21,592 --> 01:16:23,625
SIR.

1503
01:16:23,727 --> 01:16:25,094
YEAH, I USED TO HAVE
TO CALL HIM "SIR" MYSELF.

1504
01:16:25,196 --> 01:16:26,828
LET'S GO. COME ON.

1505
01:16:26,931 --> 01:16:27,963
- OKAY.
- LET'S HAVE A DRINK.

1506
01:16:28,065 --> 01:16:29,731
OH. OKAY.
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

1507
01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:30,866
MAY I GET THAT?

1508
01:16:30,968 --> 01:16:31,901
SURE.

1509
01:16:32,003 --> 01:16:34,970
OH.

1510
01:16:35,072 --> 01:16:36,171
I HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY.

1511
01:16:36,274 --> 01:16:37,606
- OH.
- LET ME-- I HAVE GOT TO GO.

1512
01:16:37,708 --> 01:16:41,210
LADIES. LADIES.

1513
01:16:41,312 --> 01:16:43,412
JUST GO EASY
ON THE SHRIMP, PLEASE.

1514
01:16:43,514 --> 01:16:44,713
OH, YOU.

1515
01:16:44,815 --> 01:16:46,015
YOU KIDDER, MR. HANDSOME.

1516
01:16:46,117 --> 01:16:48,117
- HE'S SUCH A SILLY BOY.
- LOOK AT YOU.

1517
01:16:48,219 --> 01:16:49,885
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU GUYS LOOK FANTASTIC.

1518
01:16:49,987 --> 01:16:51,420
- WELL, THANK YOU, CARSON.
- THANK YOU.

1519
01:16:51,522 --> 01:16:54,623
I-- I AM VERY SORRY.
I APOLOGIZE.

1520
01:16:54,725 --> 01:16:57,326
OH, NO.

1521
01:16:57,428 --> 01:16:58,928
SEE, HE GETS ON HIS KNEES.

1522
01:16:59,030 --> 01:17:01,630
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY
WENT DOWN ON HIS KNEES.

1523
01:17:01,732 --> 01:17:05,935
OOH. NOT AT ALL.
YEAH.

1524
01:17:06,037 --> 01:17:07,736
WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?

1525
01:17:07,838 --> 01:17:08,737
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

1526
01:17:08,839 --> 01:17:10,272
WHAT, YOU'VE SEEN IT?

1527
01:17:10,374 --> 01:17:12,474
IT'S ALL OVER THE INTERNET.

1528
01:17:12,576 --> 01:17:13,775
EXCUSE ME.

1529
01:17:13,877 --> 01:17:16,611
[laughter]

1530
01:17:16,713 --> 01:17:18,580
OH, I SO NEEDED THIS.
I SO NEEDED THIS.

1531
01:17:18,682 --> 01:17:19,915
WELL, EXCUSE ME.

1532
01:17:20,017 --> 01:17:21,283
APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING
THAT I HAVE EVER SAID...

1533
01:17:21,385 --> 01:17:24,786
[laughter]

1534
01:17:24,888 --> 01:17:27,789
IT WAS A TACTICAL RETREAT.

1535
01:17:27,891 --> 01:17:29,992
YOUR CUPCAKE RACK.

1536
01:17:30,094 --> 01:17:33,362
WILL YOU PLEASE COME BACK?

1537
01:17:33,464 --> 01:17:37,299
HEY, KIDS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1538
01:17:37,401 --> 01:17:39,101
WELL, WE HEARD
THERE'S FREE FOOD.

1539
01:17:39,203 --> 01:17:41,870
WE RAISED 'EM WELL.

1540
01:17:43,407 --> 01:17:44,706
YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THE VIEW.

1541
01:17:44,808 --> 01:17:46,641
YOU OLDIES
LIKE THAT KIND OF THING, RIGHT?

1542
01:17:46,743 --> 01:17:52,047
YES, WE OLDIES
LIKE THAT KIND OF THING.

1543
01:17:53,517 --> 01:17:55,517
OKAY?

1544
01:18:26,217 --> 01:18:30,085
DOES THIS MEAN
I GET MY COUCH BACK?

1545
01:18:39,163 --> 01:18:43,298
I'VE FOUGHT A LOT OF BATTLES,

1546
01:18:43,401 --> 01:18:46,701
BUT NEVER ONE QUITE LIKE THIS.

1547
01:18:51,608 --> 01:18:55,677
ALL I REALLY WANNA SAY

1548
01:18:55,779 --> 01:18:59,381
IS THAT I LOVE YOU...

1549
01:19:01,152 --> 01:19:03,285
AND I CAN'T LOSE YOU.

1550
01:19:06,924 --> 01:19:10,325
YOU'VE MADE ME THE MAN
THAT I AM.

1551
01:19:16,900 --> 01:19:21,070
I NEVER GAVE YOU MUCH
OF A WEDDING 18 YEARS AGO,

1552
01:19:21,172 --> 01:19:23,405
AND I HOPE
IT ISN'T TOO LATE.

1553
01:19:27,978 --> 01:19:31,146
NO, IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

1554
01:19:31,248 --> 01:19:34,950
[cheers and applause]

1555
01:19:35,052 --> 01:19:36,552
WHOO!

1556
01:19:52,669 --> 01:19:54,570
YEAH!

1557
01:20:18,829 --> 01:20:21,363
SHEILA IS FIGHTING
WITH THE SUPPLIER AGAIN.

1558
01:20:21,465 --> 01:20:22,564
ARE YOU SURE IT WAS
A GOOD IDEA TO HIRE HER

1559
01:20:22,666 --> 01:20:23,732
TO RUN THE OTHER STORE?

1560
01:20:23,834 --> 01:20:25,867
PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE HER.

1561
01:20:25,969 --> 01:20:27,636
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
THANK YOU.

1562
01:20:27,738 --> 01:20:28,870
I DON'T KNOW.
[cell phone buzzes]

1563
01:20:28,972 --> 01:20:30,239
- HONEY.
- HERE YOU GO, SIR.

1564
01:20:30,341 --> 01:20:31,940
HONEY, CAN YOU GRAB THIS?
I'M BUZZING RIGHT HERE.

1565
01:20:32,042 --> 01:20:33,708
- OH, SORRY. SORRY.
- THANK YOU.

1566
01:20:35,513 --> 01:20:37,112
CARSON'S PHONE,
THIS IS JANET.

1567
01:20:37,214 --> 01:20:38,514
JANET, IT'S GENERAL BROWN.

1568
01:20:38,616 --> 01:20:40,516
IS CARSON AVAILABLE?

1569
01:20:40,618 --> 01:20:42,684
OH, YES, HE'S HERE--
OF COURSE, HE'S RIGHT HERE.

1570
01:20:42,786 --> 01:20:44,253
HOLD ON.

1571
01:20:44,355 --> 01:20:47,989
UH, IT'S THE GENERAL.

1572
01:20:48,091 --> 01:20:51,393
[clears throat]
AFTERNOON, GENERAL.

1573
01:20:56,433 --> 01:20:58,433
YES, SIR.

1574
01:21:01,972 --> 01:21:05,674
SO WHAT'D HE SAY?

1575
01:21:05,776 --> 01:21:07,176
I MADE BRIGADIER GENERAL.

1576
01:21:07,278 --> 01:21:09,978
OF COURSE YOU DID.

1577
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:11,746
OH, MY GOSH.

1578
01:21:11,848 --> 01:21:14,049
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

1579
01:21:14,151 --> 01:21:16,885
SO PROUD OF YOU.

1580
01:21:16,987 --> 01:21:19,020
THAT'S GREAT.

1581
01:21:21,024 --> 01:21:22,924
SO HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?

1582
01:21:23,026 --> 01:21:26,761
- TODAY.
- TODAY.

1583
01:21:50,421 --> 01:21:53,555
YOU'RE A DIFFERENT MAN
THAN THE ONE THAT CAME HOME.

1584
01:21:59,230 --> 01:22:00,662
[duffel bag falls
to the ground]

1585
01:22:04,668 --> 01:22:07,469
WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH.

1586
01:22:07,571 --> 01:22:11,240
I DON'T THINK SO.

1587
01:22:11,342 --> 01:22:13,908
WHAT?

1588
01:22:14,010 --> 01:22:15,577
I TURNED DOWN THE COMMISSION.

1589
01:22:15,679 --> 01:22:17,312
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

1590
01:22:17,414 --> 01:22:18,947
I'M GONNA SEE YOU GUYS
EVERY SINGLE DAY...

1591
01:22:19,049 --> 01:22:20,382
- WHAT?
- FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

1592
01:22:20,484 --> 01:22:22,251
- OH, MY GOSH. WOW.
- THAT'S SO AWESOME.

1593
01:22:22,353 --> 01:22:24,286
I LOVE YOU, OH.

1594
01:22:24,388 --> 01:22:26,221
- I LOVE YOU.
- OH, MY GOSH.

1595
01:22:26,323 --> 01:22:27,889
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

1596
01:22:27,991 --> 01:22:29,491
LET SOMEBODY ELSE BE
A GENERAL, OKAY?

1597
01:22:29,593 --> 01:22:31,993
I WANNA BE AN ENLISTED MAN
RIGHT HERE AT HOME.

1598
01:22:33,364 --> 01:22:35,364
AWESOME.

1599
01:22:35,466 --> 01:22:36,765
[laughs]

1600
01:22:36,867 --> 01:22:37,932
THERE HE IS.

1601
01:22:38,034 --> 01:22:40,101
- OH.
- HEY, HARLEY.

1602
01:22:40,203 --> 01:22:42,070
ALL RIGHT. I'M TAKING EVERYBODY
ON A PICNIC.

1603
01:22:42,172 --> 01:22:43,672
- LET'S GO.
- REALLY?

1604
01:22:43,774 --> 01:22:45,006
OLLIE, GET THE DOOR.

1605
01:22:45,108 --> 01:22:46,841
I GOT ALL THE PICNIC SUPPLIES
RIGHT IN HERE, COME ON.

1606
01:22:46,943 --> 01:22:48,042
HARLEY, CAN I DRIVE?
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

1607
01:22:48,145 --> 01:22:49,478
- THANK YOU.
- OH, MY GOD.

1608
01:22:49,580 --> 01:22:51,179
WHOO-HOO!

1609
01:22:51,282 --> 01:22:53,181
I'M IN SHOCK.

1610
01:22:53,284 --> 01:22:54,283
HURRY UP, OLLIE.

1611
01:22:54,385 --> 01:22:57,719
OKAY, COME ON.

1612
01:22:57,821 --> 01:22:59,854
THANK YOU, BUDDY.

1613
01:22:59,956 --> 01:23:01,990
OH.

1614
01:23:02,092 --> 01:23:03,292
[dog barking]

1615
01:23:03,394 --> 01:23:04,493
EVERYBODY HAVE
THEIR SEATBELTS ON?

1616
01:23:04,595 --> 01:23:05,661
GO, GO, GO, GO.

1617
01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:07,362
- YUP. GREAT.
- GOT MY SEATBELT.

1618
01:23:07,464 --> 01:23:08,730
I GOT IT.

1619
01:23:08,832 --> 01:23:10,965
- RELAX, HONEY.
- OH.

1620
01:23:11,067 --> 01:23:14,135
JUST TAKE IT EASY.
GIVE IT A LITTLE BIT OF GAS.

1621
01:23:14,237 --> 01:23:15,504
THERE YOU GO.

1622
01:23:15,606 --> 01:23:16,705
OKAY, NOW,
JUST KEEP GOING

1623
01:23:16,807 --> 01:23:19,174
STRAIGHT DOWN
FOR THREE BLOCKS...