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<i>The forest in spring.</i>

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<i>A time of renewal...</i>

3
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<i>... of rebirth...</i>

4
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<i>... of unbridled optimism...</i>

5
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<i>... when new beginnings begin...</i>

6
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<i>...and where the mighty mule deer...</i>

7
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...prepares for his upcoming
mating ritual.

8
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<i>One lucky doe will get to spend her life
with this fine specimen of a buck.</i>

9
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His magnificent antlers,
a testament to his great prowess...

10
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...his strength, his masculinity,
his awesomeness!

11
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His super- incredible coolness!

12
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His amazing kick-butt-ocity!

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<i>- Ladies and gentlemen, here l...
- All right, Elliot.</i>

14
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<i>Enough about your new rack
already, man.</i>

15
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<i>Aye. Give it a rest,
you freak of nature.</i>

16
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<i>- We grow tiresome of this talk of rack.
- It's true. We do.</i>

17
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- He's right, you know.
- Boring.

18
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<i>Like I never talk
about anything else.</i>

19
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<i>Have you seen my new horns?
They're completely natural.</i>

20
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<i>All me. Yes!</i>

21
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<i>That tree is huge.</i>

22
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<i>Like my antlers! Yeah!</i>

23
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Yes!

24
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<i>Oh, my rack is huge.</i>

25
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Yes!

26
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<i>Well, this time,
I have something big to say.</i>

27
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You know, not as big as my antlers.
I got you again, yes!

28
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<i>- Nailed it!
- Oh, come on.</i>

29
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<i>- We got a ceremony to get to.
- Okay, okay, okay.</i>

30
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<i>I'd just like to thank you...</i>

31
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<i>...Boog, Mr. Weenie, Buddy,
Serge, Deni and McSquizzy...</i>

32
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<i>...my closest, dearest friends,
for being here for me...</i>

33
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<i>...on the most important day
of my life.</i>

34
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<i>Yeah. You're welcome. Now, let's...</i>

35
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<i>Unfortunately, the bachelor buck
stops here.</i>

36
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<i>But I begin a new chapter
with Giselle...</i>

37
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<i>...my doe, my deer, my female deer.</i>

38
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<i>- That's a really nice thought...
- As my single life ends...</i>

39
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...finishes, expires, perishes...

40
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<i>...goes down in a blazing ball
of flames with no survivors...!</i>

41
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Elliot, relax.

42
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<i>- Now, let's get a move on, man.
- Yeah, we go to the wedding.</i>

43
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Wedding?

44
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<i>- Nuptials.
- Okay, just one minute.</i>

45
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<i>- Let's get this over with.
- Hold on. Be right there.</i>

46
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<i>Just polished these boys,
don't wanna scratch them.</i>

47
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<i>Hurry, Elliot! Come on.</i>

48
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I'm falling.

49
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- Careful!
- Oh, snap.

50
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<i>- Too late.
- Oh, that was smooth.</i>

51
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Elliot, don't look.

52
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<i>- Oh, he looked.
- He's going to blow.</i>

53
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Everybody, duck!

54
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- Was that Elliot?
- I'm telling you...

55
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<i>...when you're in love, you hear
your man's voice everywhere.</i>

56
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- You know it, girl.
- You got that right.

57
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<i>Oh, Maria.
Doesn't she look beautiful?</i>

58
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<i>- Thank you, Rosie.
- Our sweet Giselle's getting hitched.</i>

59
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- I think I'm gonna cry.
- Oh, it's okay.

60
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<i>- Elliot?
- Well, hello there, ladies.</i>

61
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- Oh, hi, Ian.
- Hello, Ian.

62
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<i>Just want to inform you
that the ceremony begins...</i>

63
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...at 0800 hours.
- Good to know.

64
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<i>If it all goes according to plan...
And it will.</i>

65
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- We'll finish up at 0900 hours...

66
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...with a berry and dewdrop
reception brunch to follow.

67
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- Great. Thanks, Ian.
- Not a problem.

68
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<i>Oh, and, Giselle,
there's still some time...</i>

69
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<i>...if you'd rather be served some
beefcake instead of the pansy-loaf...</i>

70
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...if you know what I mean.

71
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And I think you do.

72
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I don't generally
go for venison, but...

73
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<i>...girl, that dish is fine.</i>

74
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- Don't you know it.
- Don't you know it.

75
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No, thank you.

76
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<i>Elliot is all the man I'll ever need.</i>

77
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My rack. My beautiful rack.

78
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<i>Stop boo-hooing, you wee Jessie.</i>

79
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- They'll grow back.
- Yeah, they're gonna grow back.

80
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<i>Just like the last time
you broke them, man.</i>

81
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<i>And the time before that.</i>

82
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<i>- And the time before that.
- What if it's a sign?</i>

83
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<i>- A sign not to get...
- Get what?</i>

84
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- Married.

85
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<i>See this here? Now, this is sad.</i>

86
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<i>- Poor Elliot.
- We need a diversion.</i>

87
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<i>Hey, I know just the diversion...</i>

88
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<i>...to take his mind off his antler.
We break his hoof with a large stone.</i>

89
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<i>- Yeah, a large stone!
- A boulder.</i>

90
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<i>I can't believe it. I mean, I can't...</i>

91
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<i>I know what you're do...
Seriously, quit it...</i>

92
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<i>- I can totally see what you're doing.
- Come on, Elliot.</i>

93
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<i>If there's one thing
I am not in the mood for...</i>

94
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...it is a rabbit fight!
- Rabbit fight!

95
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Gregalach!

96
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<i>You're going down, fat bear!</i>

97
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Stay!

98
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Sit.

99
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Now, count to 10.

100
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<i>What are you doing?
He's getting away.</i>

101
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<i>Boog gave me a command
to count to 10, so I...</i>

102
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<i>I can't believe I fell for that.</i>

103
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<i>I must never be weak again.</i>

104
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<i>You don't know what it was like
living with the humans.</i>

105
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<i>If they say "sit," you sit.
If they say "fetch," you fetch.</i>

106
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<i>You must stay alert,
or they will steal our freedom...</i>

107
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<i>...and lock us up forever und ever.
- Forever und ever?</i>

108
00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:15,724
<i>But you broke free.
How did you do it?</i>

109
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<i>- What's the secret?
- Never forget who you are in here.</i>

110
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A vulnerable child...

111
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<i>...who just wants to be loved?
- No!</i>

112
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<i>A wild animal who relies
on no one but himself.</i>

113
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<i>- Now, say it with me. I'm wild!
- I'm wild.</i>

114
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- With conviction. I'm wild!
- I'm wild!

115
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<i>Now, let's go find the fat bear.</i>

116
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<i>I can't believe it, Bob.</i>

117
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<i>It's been a whole year
since we saw Mr. Weenie.</i>

118
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<i>I know he's still out there.
I can feel it.</i>

119
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<i>Can you feel it, Bob?</i>

120
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<i>- Well, l...
- Mr. Weenie! Mr. Weenie!</i>

121
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Do you think he'll find
our biscuit trail, Bob?

122
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<i>Do you think he'll
come back to us, Bob?</i>

123
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<i>Do you think Mr. Weenie's
safe out there, Bob?</i>

124
00:07:03,484 --> 00:07:06,021
<i>Boog will never find me.</i>

125
00:07:10,072 --> 00:07:11,733
<i>Now, where is that Weenie?</i>

126
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<i>Guten tag, fat bear!</i>

127
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I am victorious!

128
00:07:17,536 --> 00:07:19,909
<i>Show-off. I'm gonna
have to check the rule book.</i>

129
00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:23,164
Mortal combat!

130
00:07:29,922 --> 00:07:33,255
<i>He got me! Great shot, Elliot.
You won, man.</i>

131
00:07:33,426 --> 00:07:34,587
<i>Nobody ever expects...</i>

132
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<i>...the falling-down-the- tree- in-pain
manoeuvre.</i>

133
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<i>- Very clever, mule deer.
- He cracks me up.</i>

134
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<i>- He surprised you good on that one.
- Oh, is that right?</i>

135
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<i>- It's true.
- Game over.</i>

136
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<i>All right, now, let's get cleaned up.</i>

137
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<i>- Time for Elliot to tie the knot.
- Already? No!</i>

138
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<i>This was the best stag party ever...</i>

139
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<i>...which has to keep going.
Please, rabbits to throw.</i>

140
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Oh, grow up, you big baby.

141
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<i>- Let's get moving.
- Boog...</i>

142
00:07:57,863 --> 00:07:59,984
<i>...do you think I'm doing
the right thing here?</i>

143
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Marrying Giselle?

144
00:08:01,449 --> 00:08:05,825
<i>What I'm wondering is,
is Giselle doing the right thing?</i>

145
00:08:06,537 --> 00:08:07,945
I'm just kidding you.

146
00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,318
Now, will you relax?

147
00:08:12,706 --> 00:08:16,076
<i>We're gathered today
for a very serious occasion.</i>

148
00:08:16,669 --> 00:08:18,827
Elliot? What happened?

149
00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:21,503
Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing.

150
00:08:21,672 --> 00:08:23,333
<i>- Are you all right?
- Oh, yes. Yes.</i>

151
00:08:23,508 --> 00:08:26,128
<i>I couldn't be better.
Just had a little trim off the top.</i>

152
00:08:26,301 --> 00:08:28,674
<i>Giselle and Elliot...</i>

153
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<i>...have courted and made the decision
to join together forever...</i>

154
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...and ever.

155
00:08:38,855 --> 00:08:39,849
<i>Is he okay?</i>

156
00:08:40,021 --> 00:08:41,765
<i>Forever and ever?</i>

157
00:08:41,941 --> 00:08:43,766
<i>Still time to change your mind.</i>

158
00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:46,183
<i>- What?
- Wait, I knew about forever.</i>

159
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,316
Guys, but what's this
about "and ever"?

160
00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,064
<i>- Be cool.
- Nobody said anything...</i>

161
00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,029
...about an additional "and ever."

162
00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,359
<i>No! The food of oppression.</i>

163
00:08:59,537 --> 00:09:01,162
<i>I must be strong.</i>

164
00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:06,710
<i>Oh, maybe just a taste.</i>

165
00:09:11,548 --> 00:09:13,586
<i>I'd like to ask the buck
to step forward...</i>

166
00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:17,376
<i>...for a ceremonial displaying
of the antlers...</i>

167
00:09:17,553 --> 00:09:19,343
Antler.

168
00:09:19,513 --> 00:09:22,050
<i>- To show his commitment
to his doe.</i>

169
00:09:22,223 --> 00:09:24,631
<i>- Seriously. Still time.
- Not gonna happen.</i>

170
00:09:30,230 --> 00:09:31,807
Oh, so good.

171
00:09:31,981 --> 00:09:34,518
I'm weak! How could I?

172
00:09:34,691 --> 00:09:38,603
<i>- Do you, Giselle, take Smelliot...
- Ian.</i>

173
00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,403
<i>- To be your lifelong mate?</i>

174
00:09:40,904 --> 00:09:42,732
I do.

175
00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:50,864
And do you, Elliot...

176
00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:54,371
<i>...take Giselle to be
your lifelong mate?</i>

177
00:09:55,251 --> 00:09:57,622
<i>That's you. Your line.</i>

178
00:09:57,877 --> 00:09:59,040
You go now.

179
00:09:59,212 --> 00:10:01,204
Elliot. Go on, man.

180
00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:03,289
<i>- That's your cue. Go, go.
- Don't be shy.</i>

181
00:10:03,465 --> 00:10:04,924
<i>Come on. Say it, you ninny.</i>

182
00:10:05,093 --> 00:10:08,341
<i>Elliot, are you okay?</i>

183
00:10:09,053 --> 00:10:11,592
<i>Come on, step it up.
I got a buck mitzvah at 3.</i>

184
00:10:13,766 --> 00:10:15,425
<i>- Weenie! Weenie!
- Weenie?</i>

185
00:10:15,601 --> 00:10:18,270
<i>- What, are you speaking French?
- Weenie! Oh, no!</i>

186
00:10:18,437 --> 00:10:21,105
<i>Elliot? Where are you going?</i>

187
00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:22,932
<i>Weenie, come back!</i>

188
00:10:23,399 --> 00:10:26,434
<i>- Stop. Weenie!
- I must be strong.</i>

189
00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:29,610
<i>- Weenie! Weenie!
- So good.</i>

190
00:10:29,778 --> 00:10:32,269
<i>Weenie, over here! Weenie!
Here, boy!</i>

191
00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:34,150
<i>Weenie!</i>

192
00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:36,945
Oh, no. Full moon.

193
00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:39,573
<i>Is that you? Mr. Weenie!</i>

194
00:10:40,622 --> 00:10:44,239
<i>It's you! It's you!
I can't believe it's you!</i>

195
00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:46,452
<i>It's a miracle.</i>

196
00:10:47,378 --> 00:10:49,452
<i>He's been captured!</i>

197
00:10:49,629 --> 00:10:51,288
- What am I gonna do?
- Bob, it worked!

198
00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:53,123
Oh, no, this is terrible.

199
00:10:53,298 --> 00:10:54,708
Everything is okay.

200
00:10:54,883 --> 00:10:56,958
<i>Mommy is here.</i>

201
00:10:57,719 --> 00:11:00,920
He's being tortured!

202
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,128
No!

203
00:11:02,306 --> 00:11:04,133
- No!
- No!

204
00:11:04,308 --> 00:11:05,550
No!

205
00:11:05,891 --> 00:11:06,923
No!

206
00:11:10,311 --> 00:11:12,304
<i>- What are you doing?
- What's this all about?</i>

207
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,053
<i>- You better have a good explanation.
- Yes! Yes, I do.</i>

208
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:18,815
<i>- Oh, I can't wait to hear this excuse.
- It was horrible.</i>

209
00:11:18,986 --> 00:11:22,354
<i>Weenie was minding his own
business when she appeared.</i>

210
00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:25,069
<i>He screamed,
but she ignored his cry.</i>

211
00:11:25,242 --> 00:11:28,157
<i>And then she grabbed him
with her claws.</i>

212
00:11:28,327 --> 00:11:29,607
Oh, my goodness.

213
00:11:29,787 --> 00:11:32,988
<i>Then she tried to squeeze
the life out of him.</i>

214
00:11:33,165 --> 00:11:34,908
<i>- That's horrible.
- Sad story.</i>

215
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,323
<i>But he fought back.</i>

216
00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:39,208
<i>Oh, she tortured him.</i>

217
00:11:39,377 --> 00:11:40,576
<i>Slapped him.</i>

218
00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:45,004
<i>Poked his eyes out, like this.</i>

219
00:11:45,175 --> 00:11:46,798
<i>It was horrible!</i>

220
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,125
<i>It was the worst thing I've ever seen!</i>

221
00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:51,674
<i>Oh, the humanity!</i>

222
00:11:51,847 --> 00:11:54,847
<i>Elliot, are you maybe putting
a little bit too much on that?</i>

223
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,972
<i>Listen, Boog, I'm telling the story.</i>

224
00:11:57,141 --> 00:12:00,808
<i>And finally, the hairless blob
dragged him off...</i>

225
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:04,014
<i>...into her chariot of horror!</i>

226
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,517
<i>Wait, wait, wait.
So, what you're saying is...</i>

227
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,019
<i>- Mr. Weenie's been kidnapped!
- No.</i>

228
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,523
<i>- For real?
- Yes, it's true.</i>

229
00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:13,938
- Tough break. I miss him already.
- What now?

230
00:12:14,115 --> 00:12:16,321
<i>Well, we could finish the ceremony.
Come on.</i>

231
00:12:16,492 --> 00:12:18,199
<i>I worked hard on those centerpieces.</i>

232
00:12:18,369 --> 00:12:20,776
<i>As much as Elliot and I
wanna finish the ceremony...</i>

233
00:12:20,954 --> 00:12:23,704
<i>...we need to go after Mr. Weenie.
- Giselle's right!</i>

234
00:12:23,872 --> 00:12:27,205
<i>And until he's back in the safety
of our friends and family...</i>

235
00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:30,129
<i>...in the warm caress
of our bosoms...</i>

236
00:12:30,294 --> 00:12:33,960
<i>...there will be,
there can be, no celebration.</i>

237
00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:37,131
<i>So, what can we do? Probably
halfway to the valley's end by now.</i>

238
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,581
<i>So? We can't give up.</i>

239
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,546
<i>We didn't give up on the hunters
when they raided the forest.</i>

240
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,547
<i>We can't give up on our friend
Weenie.</i>

241
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,715
<i>The Boogster's right.
Who's with me?</i>

242
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,385
<i>Oh, yeah. Count me in.</i>

243
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:51,177
<i>- Me too.
- Okay. Good. Who else is in?</i>

244
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:54,389
<i>I'm beeling at them bajins.
So let's quit bumping the gums...</i>

245
00:12:54,564 --> 00:12:56,854
<i>...and give them a right chibbing!</i>

246
00:12:59,693 --> 00:13:02,695
<i>I'm not sure what Squiz just said,
but I'll take that as a yes.</i>

247
00:13:02,864 --> 00:13:05,070
- Yes! It's a yes!
- I'm in too.

248
00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:07,399
<i>- Me too.
- I'm with you, buddy.</i>

249
00:13:07,575 --> 00:13:09,283
<i>Sorry, I got the wife and kids.</i>

250
00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:11,741
<i>You turn your back on the pelts
for one second...</i>

251
00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:15,162
<i>...all heck breaks loose. I'm out.
- Oh, leave it to the beaver.</i>

252
00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:18,202
<i>In your dreams.
I just had my nails done, girl.</i>

253
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:21,909
<i>Sounds fun, but I gotta stay
back and protect the herd.</i>

254
00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:26,001
<i>You're all a bunch of meek- minded,
yellow-bellied, pansy-a...</i>

255
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,710
As McSquizzy is trying to say...

256
00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:32,377
<i>...a smaller group
is probably better anyway.</i>

257
00:13:32,555 --> 00:13:34,548
<i>- We can move faster.
- Let's get a move on.</i>

258
00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:36,597
<i>Move out, boys.</i>

259
00:13:38,059 --> 00:13:39,600
- Elliot?
- Yeah?

260
00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:42,010
<i>You're going the wrong way,
you big daftie!</i>

261
00:13:42,187 --> 00:13:44,760
I know that. Fall in.

262
00:13:50,903 --> 00:13:55,113
<i>Oh, Mr. Weenie, we've been
looking for you for so long.</i>

263
00:13:55,281 --> 00:14:00,406
<i>It must've been horrible
out there all alone in the wild.</i>

264
00:14:00,787 --> 00:14:02,777
<i>Oh, no one's gonna believe it!</i>

265
00:14:02,954 --> 00:14:05,493
<i>Should I call the caravan, Bob?</i>

266
00:14:05,665 --> 00:14:07,456
Breaker, breaker, Fox Jaws.

267
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:11,289
<i>- This is Mudflaps and Wild Man.
- Copy that. Over.</i>

268
00:14:11,461 --> 00:14:12,624
<i>You'll never guess.</i>

269
00:14:12,796 --> 00:14:15,169
<i>We found Mr. Weenie! It's true!</i>

270
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:18,045
<i>Say hello, Mr. Weenie.</i>

271
00:14:18,218 --> 00:14:20,922
<i>- Did you hear that?
- Congrats, Mudflaps. Good to hear!</i>

272
00:14:22,637 --> 00:14:27,133
<i>What's that, Bob? Oh, Wild Man says
we need to make a pit stop for a fill-up.</i>

273
00:14:27,309 --> 00:14:29,266
<i>We'll see you
over at the campground.</i>

274
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:32,554
<i>- Over.
- Breaker, breaker, happy travelers.</i>

275
00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:34,935
<i>Put your ears on,
I've got great news!</i>

276
00:14:35,106 --> 00:14:39,813
<i>Mudflaps and Wild Man found
their long-lost weenie dog! Over.</i>

277
00:14:45,323 --> 00:14:48,323
Oh, man, is this good.

278
00:14:48,492 --> 00:14:50,652
<i>Hey, Fifi, you want some?</i>

279
00:14:50,829 --> 00:14:53,828
<i>You know, Roberto,
those doggy treats...</i>

280
00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:56,285
<i>...are filled with carbohydrates.</i>

281
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:59,916
<i>And if I could pronounce that word,
that would mean what?</i>

282
00:15:00,085 --> 00:15:03,501
<i>It would mean you should
stick to the lean proteins...</i>

283
00:15:03,672 --> 00:15:05,296
<i>...the meats, the poultries.</i>

284
00:15:05,464 --> 00:15:08,003
<i>How are you gonna look
sitting by the pool?</i>

285
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:11,958
- I don't know. Hot and really happy.
- That was rhetorical, moron.

286
00:15:12,136 --> 00:15:16,180
<i>Put down the treats.
You've eaten enough.</i>

287
00:15:19,975 --> 00:15:24,020
<i>I'm going to pretend
I didn't see that.</i>

288
00:15:29,693 --> 00:15:32,563
- Hey, Fifi?
- Yes?

289
00:15:32,737 --> 00:15:34,730
<i>How long do you think it'll be
till we stop?</i>

290
00:15:34,906 --> 00:15:37,940
Because I gotta poop.

291
00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:46,366
Seriously, I gotta poop really bad.

292
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:49,326
<i>I said it was going to be a long ride,
but you never listen.</i>

293
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:53,711
<i>Just like you didn't listen when
I told you not to eat the entire burrito.</i>

294
00:15:56,465 --> 00:15:58,541
<i>Now, you know what this
means I have to do.</i>

295
00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:00,461
Gosh, darn.

296
00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:03,208
<i>Every time we leave the house,
you put me through this...</i>

297
00:16:03,387 --> 00:16:05,544
Fifi! Fifi, stop!

298
00:16:05,722 --> 00:16:08,392
<i>- Do you hear me?
- Come on. Help a brother out.</i>

299
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,892
<i>What on earth has gotten
into that dog?</i>

300
00:16:12,227 --> 00:16:15,145
<i>You know I hate doing this.</i>

301
00:16:15,313 --> 00:16:18,562
Yeah, but you do it so well.
Can you hurry it along?

302
00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:21,899
<i>Oh, there you are baby, Fifi.</i>

303
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:25,104
<i>One pit stop, coming up.</i>

304
00:16:27,198 --> 00:16:29,274
Oh, gross.

305
00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:32,119
No, Fifi. No.

306
00:16:32,578 --> 00:16:35,115
<i>Breaker, breaker. This is Fox Jaws.</i>

307
00:16:35,289 --> 00:16:38,074
<i>One of my little yappers just
served up a can of gut soup...</i>

308
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:42,708
<i>... and we are talking chunky.
Let's pull off. Over.</i>

309
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,708
<i>Come on, you dumb cat.
Get off the road.</i>

310
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,751
<i>You two run along
while I get cleaned up.</i>

311
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:52,043
<i>Out of my way. Out of my way.
I don't wanna be rude, but I gotta go.</i>

312
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:55,468
<i>- Stanley, old buddy.
- Oh, here we go.</i>

313
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:58,046
<i>Stanley, it's been ages.</i>

314
00:16:58,224 --> 00:17:01,426
<i>Actually, it's been exactly
one year, Roger.</i>

315
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,768
<i>Really? It seems like
such a long time.</i>

316
00:17:04,937 --> 00:17:06,433
<i>Oh, I have to explain this again?</i>

317
00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:11,148
<i>Okay, listen, we go to Pet Paradiso
every year at the same time.</i>

318
00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:15,481
<i>And, painfully,
we have this same conversation.</i>

319
00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:18,608
<i>- We do?
- Yes. Yes, we do.</i>

320
00:17:18,782 --> 00:17:21,356
Is this ringing a bell?

321
00:17:21,994 --> 00:17:24,615
<i>Stanley, it's been ages.</i>

322
00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:26,946
<i>It's gonna be a long week.</i>

323
00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:31,700
<i>Oh, Rufus. There you are.
How's my shining star?</i>

324
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,585
<i>Why, Charlene, look at you.</i>

325
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:37,620
<i>Don't you look prettier than a glob
of butter on a stack of wheat cakes.</i>

326
00:17:37,798 --> 00:17:40,041
<i>Oh, goodness me.</i>

327
00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:44,961
<i>- Thank you, Rufus. Oh, may I?
- Well, I'd be much obliged.</i>

328
00:17:45,805 --> 00:17:47,881
<i>Hey, Fifi.
Did you hear they found Mr. Weenie?</i>

329
00:17:48,057 --> 00:17:49,763
- Isn't that great?
- Really?

330
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:53,220
<i>- Are you sure?
- I heard he lived with wild animals.</i>

331
00:17:53,729 --> 00:17:55,387
<i>No. That's horrible.</i>

332
00:17:55,562 --> 00:17:58,055
<i>- He's lucky they didn't hurt him.
- Or kill him.</i>

333
00:17:58,233 --> 00:18:00,141
<i>Or worse.</i>

334
00:18:00,317 --> 00:18:03,566
<i>I was once in the vicious clutches
of wild animals.</i>

335
00:18:03,736 --> 00:18:05,194
<i>- You were?
- I was.</i>

336
00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:07,071
<i>What was it like?</i>

337
00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:11,818
<i>It's too painful for me to talk about.</i>

338
00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:13,577
<i>Gather round.</i>

339
00:18:13,786 --> 00:18:15,660
<i>Okay, Fifi.
You want the squeaky toy?</i>

340
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,407
<i>There I was.</i>

341
00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:18,956
<i>- All alone.
- You want it?</i>

342
00:18:19,124 --> 00:18:20,785
<i>Alone in that steaming jungle.</i>

343
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:25,123
<i>That unforgivable heart of darkness,
where you can't see your own paws.</i>

344
00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:29,873
<i>And the only sound is the frantic,
but adorable...</i>

345
00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:32,338
<i>... pitter-patter of your own heart.</i>

346
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:34,549
<i>When suddenly...</i>

347
00:18:40,182 --> 00:18:41,511
<i>They were everywhere.</i>

348
00:18:43,895 --> 00:18:45,268
<i>There was no escape.</i>

349
00:18:45,437 --> 00:18:49,517
<i>My life flashed before my eyes,
and then the unspeakable.</i>

350
00:18:50,943 --> 00:18:54,061
<i>- What happened? Did you live?
- What happened?</i>

351
00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:58,732
I'll show you what happened.

352
00:18:58,907 --> 00:19:02,274
<i>Let this be a lesson to you all.</i>

353
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,535
- How ghastly.
- It's so pink.

354
00:19:05,704 --> 00:19:07,826
<i>- That is one sad tail.
- I want a girlfriend.</i>

355
00:19:07,998 --> 00:19:09,623
Don't interrupt now. Please?

356
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:14,536
<i>I lost two things on that day:
My innocence...</i>

357
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,043
...and my squeaky toy.

358
00:19:17,213 --> 00:19:20,960
<i>Oh, you poor, sweet thing.</i>

359
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,046
<i>Speak of the devil.</i>

360
00:19:27,056 --> 00:19:29,214
- Disgusting.
- Oh, no.

361
00:19:29,391 --> 00:19:31,299
<i>Not the fuzzy little bunny.</i>

362
00:19:31,475 --> 00:19:34,179
<i>Don't you understand?
We must remain vigilant.</i>

363
00:19:34,351 --> 00:19:36,309
<i>Even one wild animal among us...</i>

364
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:41,853
<i>...can send us back to those dark days
of anarchy.</i>

365
00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:44,019
<i>Come on, but he's so cute.</i>

366
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,476
Pay attention.

367
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:48,902
<i>Even one little fuzzy bunny
can infest us all.</i>

368
00:19:49,073 --> 00:19:53,235
<i>Like the fleas on Roberto's back,
they must all be eradicated.</i>

369
00:19:55,412 --> 00:19:57,238
I'm gonna tear you apart.

370
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,417
<i>Fifi! Heel!</i>

371
00:20:06,295 --> 00:20:08,252
<i>One day, you vile little beast.</i>

372
00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:12,207
<i>One day, I will personally
teach you a lesson...</i>

373
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:15,253
<i>...you will never forget!</i>

374
00:20:16,054 --> 00:20:18,094
I'm coming, Mother.

375
00:20:19,473 --> 00:20:22,427
<i>Hey, does anybody
know where we are?</i>

376
00:20:23,227 --> 00:20:24,767
Didn't think so.

377
00:20:24,936 --> 00:20:26,845
- Isn't this great, Boog?
- What's great?

378
00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:29,393
<i>You know, not great that Weenie's
been kidnapped...</i>

379
00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:32,056
<i>...but great that we're living life
on the edge.</i>

380
00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:33,693
<i>It's just like old times.</i>

381
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:36,268
<i>- Two guys, out on the road.
- Hey, guys.</i>

382
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:38,686
<i>- Room for one more?
- For sure.</i>

383
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:40,946
So, Elliot...

384
00:20:41,117 --> 00:20:43,606
<i>...now that we have
a moment alone...</i>

385
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,535
Hey, what's that?

386
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,411
<i>I've been thinking a lot
about what happened...</i>

387
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,040
<i>...at the ceremony this morning.</i>

388
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:56,625
<i>- What do you mean?
- Well, while I was saying, "I do"...</i>

389
00:20:57,129 --> 00:21:00,214
<i>...you were looking like you didn't.
- What?</i>

390
00:21:00,382 --> 00:21:02,005
<i>Giselle, don't be ridiculous.</i>

391
00:21:02,175 --> 00:21:04,582
Look, Elliot,
I know something is bothering you.

392
00:21:04,761 --> 00:21:08,675
<i>Ever since the ceremony,
you've been acting a little strange.</i>

393
00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:11,468
<i>We're partners.
You can tell me anything.</i>

394
00:21:11,642 --> 00:21:14,311
All right, Giselle,
but remember, you asked.

395
00:21:14,476 --> 00:21:17,809
<i>Basically, I'm worried about
"forever and ever."</i>

396
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:19,225
<i>"Forever and ever"?</i>

397
00:21:19,397 --> 00:21:22,896
<i>About Mr. Weenie
being lost forever and ever.</i>

398
00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:25,772
<i>So this has nothing to do with me...</i>

399
00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:28,150
<i>...you're only worried
about Mr. Weenie...</i>

400
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,864
...right?
- Yes, I am.

401
00:21:30,031 --> 00:21:33,980
<i>But I'm mostly worried about
you and me, our special day...</i>

402
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,903
<i>...and getting back to the ceremony.</i>

403
00:21:36,079 --> 00:21:39,825
<i>But finding Mr. Weenie
could take a long, long time.</i>

404
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:43,164
<i>Could take months, really.
I mean, years, perhaps.</i>

405
00:21:43,334 --> 00:21:45,659
<i>- A lifetime.
- Found him.</i>

406
00:21:45,836 --> 00:21:47,080
<i>There he is.</i>

407
00:21:47,253 --> 00:21:48,997
<i>- He's over there.
- She found him.</i>

408
00:21:49,173 --> 00:21:51,248
<i>- Oh, way to go, Giselle.
- Giselle.</i>

409
00:21:51,424 --> 00:21:53,167
What luck, huh, Elliot?

410
00:21:53,342 --> 00:21:55,832
<i>We'll be back home
and married in no time.</i>

411
00:21:56,011 --> 00:21:58,300
<i>Well, I mean,
that could be another RV, you know.</i>

412
00:21:58,472 --> 00:22:00,714
<i>- There's Weenie in the window.
- He's waving at us.</i>

413
00:22:00,891 --> 00:22:02,348
<i>- Here I am!
- Hi, Weenie.</i>

414
00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,517
<i>- He's... That's a totally different dog.
- Nope. That's him.</i>

415
00:22:05,686 --> 00:22:06,883
<i>We better keep looking.</i>

416
00:22:07,062 --> 00:22:09,517
<i>Come back. You know we gotta
go get him out of there.</i>

417
00:22:09,689 --> 00:22:12,096
- Help! Help!
- No, I know that. I just...

418
00:22:12,275 --> 00:22:13,305
<i>What was the question?</i>

419
00:22:13,483 --> 00:22:15,690
<i>- All right, here's the plan.
- That's all wrong.</i>

420
00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:18,185
<i>Squizmeister, you and Buddy
will be the entry team.</i>

421
00:22:18,362 --> 00:22:19,857
- Roger.
- Serge, Deni.

422
00:22:20,031 --> 00:22:22,273
<i>Smash and grab.
Boog, you're with me.</i>

423
00:22:22,450 --> 00:22:23,778
<i>Let's limit the casualties.</i>

424
00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:25,909
<i>- All right.
- What about me? What can I do?</i>

425
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:30,953
<i>Well, yeah, that's right. What...
You stay there and guard the trees.</i>

426
00:22:31,124 --> 00:22:34,289
<i>- Really? That's the best you could do?
- No, Elliot. Wait.</i>

427
00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:35,658
<i>Hi there, folks.</i>

428
00:22:35,836 --> 00:22:41,042
<i>I'd like to offer a complimentary
32- point diagnostic inspection...</i>

429
00:22:41,215 --> 00:22:42,543
<i>...while I fill up your tank.</i>

430
00:22:42,716 --> 00:22:44,210
- Restroom, please?
- Yes, ma'am.

431
00:22:44,384 --> 00:22:45,878
<i>- In the back.
- Thank you.</i>

432
00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:49,218
And may I suggest you trying
our famous pecan roll?

433
00:22:49,388 --> 00:22:51,713
<i>I make them myself. They're inside.</i>

434
00:22:51,891 --> 00:22:53,266
For a buck.

435
00:22:53,434 --> 00:22:55,640
<i>Two for $2.</i>

436
00:22:56,436 --> 00:22:58,595
<i>Off the road!</i>

437
00:23:05,611 --> 00:23:08,527
<i>Engine knock. Yep.
I'd know it anywhere.</i>

438
00:23:08,946 --> 00:23:12,031
<i>Come on. Let's go. Quiet.</i>

439
00:23:12,366 --> 00:23:14,405
<i>It's about time you got here, Boog.
Keep up.</i>

440
00:23:14,577 --> 00:23:17,066
<i>- Deni and I are ready.
- Me too.</i>

441
00:23:17,245 --> 00:23:19,118
<i>Oh, thank goodness.
You've come for me.</i>

442
00:23:19,289 --> 00:23:20,319
<i>No need to worry.</i>

443
00:23:20,497 --> 00:23:22,739
<i>Okay, we need a grappling hook,
a 30-foot rope...</i>

444
00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:26,249
<i>...winch, pulley, truck with an open
engine block and a can of sardines.</i>

445
00:23:26,419 --> 00:23:28,328
<i>Why don't we just
open the door, genius?</i>

446
00:23:28,504 --> 00:23:31,254
<i>- I'm trying to think outside the box.
- Okay, single file.</i>

447
00:23:31,423 --> 00:23:33,250
<i>- Stay quiet.
- Don't tell me to be quiet.</i>

448
00:23:33,425 --> 00:23:35,501
<i>Tell the ducks to be quiet.</i>

449
00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:41,888
<i>Weenie, it's all clear.
Come on. Let's go.</i>

450
00:23:42,057 --> 00:23:44,629
<i>- Yeah, coming through.
- We need a new plan.</i>

451
00:23:44,809 --> 00:23:47,264
<i>Everybody, quiet.
I need a minute to think.</i>

452
00:23:47,437 --> 00:23:49,891
- Time's up.
- I got it.

453
00:23:51,314 --> 00:23:53,271
Plush.

454
00:23:53,648 --> 00:23:56,733
<i>Face it, Earl.
These folks are living your dream.</i>

455
00:23:58,445 --> 00:24:02,690
<i>- That was close. I think we're clear.
- That's not part of the plan, Boog.</i>

456
00:24:02,865 --> 00:24:05,107
<i>- From now on...
- Hey, fatso, shove off.</i>

457
00:24:05,284 --> 00:24:06,778
<i>You're snapping my spine here.</i>

458
00:24:06,951 --> 00:24:11,329
Oh, suspension is shot.
Definitely shot.

459
00:24:11,497 --> 00:24:13,785
<i>Or it could be the bushings.</i>

460
00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:17,203
<i>Bob, which one should I get
for our Mr. Weenie- Baby?</i>

461
00:24:17,378 --> 00:24:21,161
<i>Stripes or plaid?
You're absolutely right.</i>

462
00:24:22,298 --> 00:24:25,963
<i>- Please don't leave me.
- Mr. E's got you covered.</i>

463
00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:28,048
- Stand back.
- No.

464
00:24:28,221 --> 00:24:29,383
<i>Let me take a look-see.</i>

465
00:24:32,473 --> 00:24:34,964
<i>Now, that is a sturdy piece
of hardware, right, guys?</i>

466
00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:37,812
- I'm doomed.
- Doomed, huh? Yeah.

467
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:40,468
<i>Stay with me, boys. I got it.</i>

468
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:43,137
<i>Now I have to top off the fluids.</i>

469
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,643
All right, go.

470
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,612
<i>Come on with it.</i>

471
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,773
<i>Most likely the rear differential.</i>

472
00:24:54,532 --> 00:24:55,992
I was right.

473
00:24:58,661 --> 00:25:01,994
<i>Bob, should we get a pecan roll
for the ride?</i>

474
00:25:02,831 --> 00:25:04,540
- Elliot, you okay?
- Hey.

475
00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:07,032
<i>I'm getting sick and tired
of breaking your fall.</i>

476
00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:08,242
<i>Get off me!</i>

477
00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:11,420
<i>- Oh, yolk.
- It's okay, Elliot. I'm here.</i>

478
00:25:11,588 --> 00:25:13,664
<i>Oh, these cheese doodles
are so good.</i>

479
00:25:13,841 --> 00:25:16,545
<i>They really taste like cheese.</i>

480
00:25:16,928 --> 00:25:19,679
<i>Snack time over? Come on.
We need to focus.</i>

481
00:25:19,846 --> 00:25:22,052
<i>- Yeah. Focus on the Weenie.
- Come on, everybody.</i>

482
00:25:22,224 --> 00:25:24,595
<i>- What he said.
- Quiet. New plan.</i>

483
00:25:24,767 --> 00:25:27,304
<i>We need to lubricate the collar.</i>

484
00:25:27,477 --> 00:25:29,019
Good idea.

485
00:25:30,438 --> 00:25:32,763
<i>No, no. Something else, please.</i>

486
00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:35,016
<i>Oh, Bob, do you think
Mr. Weenie will like it?</i>

487
00:25:35,192 --> 00:25:38,856
Hey, how about that pecan roll, huh?
Did I tell you?

488
00:25:39,028 --> 00:25:41,863
<i>Hey, could you be a sport
and grab that ladder?</i>

489
00:25:42,031 --> 00:25:43,061
- Okay.
- Oh, yeah.

490
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,864
<i>- There's some more.
- Stop! Enough!</i>

491
00:25:47,785 --> 00:25:49,114
<i>I'm not gonna lie.</i>

492
00:25:49,287 --> 00:25:51,114
<i>It was a little scary up there.</i>

493
00:25:51,290 --> 00:25:54,988
<i>My spine! You're killing me.</i>

494
00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:57,704
<i>- That'll be $437.
- Incoming.</i>

495
00:25:57,878 --> 00:25:59,502
<i>- Or I'll trade you.
- Double- time.</i>

496
00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:02,706
- Gas for that bearskin rug.
- I'm out of room.

497
00:26:02,881 --> 00:26:04,590
<i>- I'm out of air.
- Swing wide.</i>

498
00:26:04,758 --> 00:26:05,789
- Easy.
- Follow my lead.

499
00:26:05,967 --> 00:26:08,209
<i>- Come on now.
- Pull.</i>

500
00:26:08,386 --> 00:26:09,548
<i>- Use your legs.
- Pull.</i>

501
00:26:12,681 --> 00:26:15,218
<i>Oh, my gosh.
Did you see that, Bob?</i>

502
00:26:16,059 --> 00:26:17,387
<i>The Weenie is free.</i>

503
00:26:18,019 --> 00:26:19,477
<i>Let's make a break for it, boys.</i>

504
00:26:20,729 --> 00:26:22,058
<i>Deni, follow me.</i>

505
00:26:22,856 --> 00:26:24,765
<i>- Gregalach!
- Run like the wind.</i>

506
00:26:24,941 --> 00:26:27,514
<i>Wait for me. I have teeny legs.</i>

507
00:26:27,693 --> 00:26:30,232
- I'm out. I'm stuck.
- I did it.

508
00:26:32,322 --> 00:26:33,946
<i>Take cover!</i>

509
00:26:34,115 --> 00:26:35,741
Elliot, you fool.

510
00:26:35,908 --> 00:26:38,577
<i>- Shake a leg, Weenie.
- What's going on in there?</i>

511
00:26:38,744 --> 00:26:41,365
<i>Mr. Weenie, are you okay?</i>

512
00:26:42,121 --> 00:26:44,614
<i>We did it. We're all safe, right?</i>

513
00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:46,071
Okay, roll call.

514
00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,575
<i>- Boog? McSquizzy? Deni? Serge?
- Here.</i>

515
00:26:48,753 --> 00:26:49,748
<i>- Weenie?
- There.</i>

516
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,950
<i>- Where?
- Bye, now.</i>

517
00:26:51,129 --> 00:26:52,244
Oh, no.

518
00:26:52,422 --> 00:26:55,873
Well, where's Buddy? Buddy?
Sound off, Buddy.

519
00:26:56,051 --> 00:26:57,924
<i>Here.</i>

520
00:26:58,094 --> 00:27:00,585
<i>Well, you've screwed up again,
you one- horn dumpling.</i>

521
00:27:00,762 --> 00:27:02,256
- How did that happen?
- Oh, Elliot.

522
00:27:02,430 --> 00:27:03,462
<i>Imbecile.</i>

523
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:04,670
<i>What do we do now?</i>

524
00:27:04,849 --> 00:27:07,422
<i>- We are missing two.
- Idiot.</i>

525
00:27:07,601 --> 00:27:11,813
<i>Blaming Elliot for blowing the escape
isn't gonna help us find Mr. Weenie.</i>

526
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:14,267
- No, but it's fun.
- Hey, what?

527
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,066
<i>- Giselle's onto something.
- She is?</i>

528
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:18,558
<i>We need to find out
where that RV is going.</i>

529
00:27:18,734 --> 00:27:23,312
<i>I know. Serge, Deni, you guys fly off
and locate the RV from the sky.</i>

530
00:27:23,489 --> 00:27:26,159
<i>In the meantime, we'll stay
on their trail by foot.</i>

531
00:27:26,326 --> 00:27:28,483
Everybody got it?

532
00:27:28,661 --> 00:27:30,736
- Smart girl.
- Oh, yeah.

533
00:27:30,913 --> 00:27:33,617
You call aerial surveillance
a good idea?

534
00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:37,573
<i>- All right, General Giselle.
- What's with you?</i>

535
00:27:37,752 --> 00:27:40,953
<i>We're not even married yet, and
you're already telling me what to do.</i>

536
00:27:41,129 --> 00:27:43,702
<i>You need a little space?
All right, yeah. No problem.</i>

537
00:27:43,882 --> 00:27:47,500
<i>- I'm just trying to save Mr. Weenie.
- And there lies the problem.</i>

538
00:27:47,676 --> 00:27:49,963
<i>There's only room for one cook
in this kitchen...</i>

539
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:54,086
<i>...and that one cook is me and Boog.
We're partners.</i>

540
00:27:54,266 --> 00:27:57,135
<i>- Oh, I get it.
- Finally.</i>

541
00:27:57,309 --> 00:28:02,137
<i>- This was starting to get awkward.
- Awkward? You call this awkward?</i>

542
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:05,646
<i>What do you call running off in
the middle of our wedding ceremony?</i>

543
00:28:05,815 --> 00:28:09,648
<i>- I was trying to save Mr. Weenie.
- Oh, we're back to that excuse.</i>

544
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:12,489
<i>Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now.
Simmer down, y'all.</i>

545
00:28:12,654 --> 00:28:14,114
<i>That's it. I'm going home.</i>

546
00:28:14,739 --> 00:28:17,574
<i>No one's going home.
We're in the middle of nowhere.</i>

547
00:28:17,743 --> 00:28:19,617
<i>I think you should go home, Giselle.</i>

548
00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:21,861
<i>- You're just slowing us down.
- Whatever.</i>

549
00:28:22,037 --> 00:28:23,994
<i>No, she's not. You are.</i>

550
00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:26,446
Boog?

551
00:28:27,834 --> 00:28:31,037
<i>Look, man, we need Giselle.
She's a great tracker.</i>

552
00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:33,702
<i>Yeah, and without her,
we'd never have found Weenie...</i>

553
00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:36,122
...and that giant tin-can thing.

554
00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:38,835
<i>- Beginner's luck.
- Come on, Giselle.</i>

555
00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:40,634
<i>We gotta stick together out here.</i>

556
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:43,342
<i>We're partners, right?</i>

557
00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:49,685
<i>Boog. You traitor.
And you, traitor-ette.</i>

558
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,845
Enjoy your newfound partnership.

559
00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:54,512
<i>- Oh, come on, Elliot. Look...
- I don't need any of you.</i>

560
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:58,188
<i>I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own.
Solo.</i>

561
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,898
<i>Hey, you're going
the wrong way, you choob.</i>

562
00:29:01,071 --> 00:29:04,272
Oh, thank you very much.
It's a shortcu...

563
00:29:09,368 --> 00:29:11,574
I'm okay, everybody.

564
00:29:12,246 --> 00:29:15,448
<i>- You don't care.
- Not really.</i>

565
00:29:15,624 --> 00:29:17,118
Was that too harsh?

566
00:29:25,382 --> 00:29:27,873
<i>- We must follow the road, eh?
- You think?</i>

567
00:29:31,886 --> 00:29:34,887
<i>Come on.
Let's cut through the forest.</i>

568
00:29:35,765 --> 00:29:37,888
<i>Weenie, I am coming for you,
buddy.</i>

569
00:29:39,143 --> 00:29:41,847
I am a wonderful tracker.

570
00:29:42,229 --> 00:29:44,802
<i>I think Boog can fly
faster than you, huh?</i>

571
00:29:44,981 --> 00:29:46,854
A million laughs.

572
00:29:47,901 --> 00:29:50,568
<i>So are we having fun yet?</i>

573
00:29:50,736 --> 00:29:54,400
<i>Weenie is right around here,
and I am gonna...</i>

574
00:29:54,864 --> 00:29:57,532
<i>Wiener tracks! Yes, vindication!</i>

575
00:29:57,699 --> 00:30:01,743
<i>I've got your track, I've got your scent,
and here I come.</i>

576
00:30:01,911 --> 00:30:03,536
That's a road, not a landing strip.

577
00:30:03,705 --> 00:30:04,868
Pull up.

578
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,744
<i>Hurry. Watch the ribs.</i>

579
00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:12,909
<i>Well, it's official.
Weenie is not up here.</i>

580
00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:19,126
<i>A whole herd of wieners.</i>

581
00:30:19,303 --> 00:30:21,378
<i>Oh, but these are Weenie's tracks
right here.</i>

582
00:30:21,554 --> 00:30:23,213
He's an alpha wiener.

583
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:26,838
<i>Wonder why my jaw hurts.
Oh, well. More tracks.</i>

584
00:30:33,062 --> 00:30:34,177
<i>Oh, we're here.</i>

585
00:30:34,355 --> 00:30:37,771
<i>Hey, good to see you there, Bob.
There's a spot open on the right.</i>

586
00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:43,278
<i>Aren't you excited, Mr. Weenie?</i>

587
00:30:43,446 --> 00:30:45,854
<i>You get to see
all of your old friends again.</i>

588
00:30:46,032 --> 00:30:47,229
And don't worry, snookums.

589
00:30:47,407 --> 00:30:49,531
<i>Mama will make sure
that nothing bad happens...</i>

590
00:30:49,702 --> 00:30:52,738
<i>...to her little snuggly-wuggly
ever again.</i>

591
00:30:52,912 --> 00:30:55,283
<i>Bob, do you have
the Invisible Pet Fortress...</i>

592
00:30:55,456 --> 00:30:57,411
...Electric Shock Collar?

593
00:30:57,582 --> 00:30:59,457
<i>That's the one.</i>

594
00:31:00,543 --> 00:31:02,085
<i>Oh, that was nice. Thank you.</i>

595
00:31:06,590 --> 00:31:09,545
<i>What's the matter, Bob?
It's not working?</i>

596
00:31:11,469 --> 00:31:13,177
<i>Oh, good, it does work.</i>

597
00:31:13,346 --> 00:31:17,343
<i>Don't worry, Mr. Weenie,
it's more comfortable than it looks.</i>

598
00:31:17,515 --> 00:31:21,465
<i>Now, remember,
stay inside the Invisible Pet Fortress.</i>

599
00:31:21,644 --> 00:31:23,802
<i>Rufus, darling, is that Mr. Weenie?</i>

600
00:31:23,979 --> 00:31:26,386
<i>Well, butter my behind
and call me a biscuit.</i>

601
00:31:26,565 --> 00:31:27,895
Let's go smell him.

602
00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:30,640
<i>Now you'll be safe,
my little love muffin.</i>

603
00:31:30,818 --> 00:31:32,194
<i>Have fun with your friends.</i>

604
00:31:32,362 --> 00:31:36,110
<i>Mommy and Bob are gonna go have
some grown-up time with the adults.</i>

605
00:31:36,282 --> 00:31:37,655
<i>Hey, I found Weenie.</i>

606
00:31:37,823 --> 00:31:40,397
<i>- Oh, Mr. Weenie.
- Well, hey, short and long.</i>

607
00:31:40,576 --> 00:31:41,856
<i>- How you been?
- My friends.</i>

608
00:31:42,035 --> 00:31:45,036
<i>- It's Mr. Weenie.
- How you doing, Mr. Weenie?</i>

609
00:31:45,331 --> 00:31:48,165
<i>Deni. Look, there's Mr. Weenie.</i>

610
00:31:48,334 --> 00:31:49,911
<i>Weenie.</i>

611
00:31:50,501 --> 00:31:53,454
<i>We must return to base
for reinforcements, huh?</i>

612
00:31:53,629 --> 00:31:54,660
Good plan.

613
00:31:54,839 --> 00:31:56,831
<i>How you doing, Mr. Weenie?
Good to see you.</i>

614
00:31:57,007 --> 00:31:58,549
<i>Oh, I've missed you all so much.</i>

615
00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:01,338
<i>It's been so long
since I've had a proper greeting.</i>

616
00:32:01,511 --> 00:32:03,633
<i>- It's Weenie, all right.
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.</i>

617
00:32:03,805 --> 00:32:05,713
<i>- Give me a hug.
- Stop.</i>

618
00:32:05,889 --> 00:32:07,514
Don't crowd him.

619
00:32:07,807 --> 00:32:11,141
<i>This dog has just been through
the unthinkable.</i>

620
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,683
<i>- The what?
- Don't even think it.</i>

621
00:32:13,854 --> 00:32:15,513
<i>Why? You don't have to be rude.</i>

622
00:32:15,688 --> 00:32:19,307
<i>Poor Weenie. Poor, poor Weenie.</i>

623
00:32:19,484 --> 00:32:21,441
<i>Who knows
the horrors you've seen?</i>

624
00:32:21,611 --> 00:32:23,021
- What horrors?
- Don't worry.

625
00:32:23,195 --> 00:32:26,529
<i>- We will get through it together.
- Actually, it wasn't that bad.</i>

626
00:32:26,698 --> 00:32:29,901
<i>I know. It was worse.</i>

627
00:32:30,077 --> 00:32:32,400
<i>- I've been through it too.
- Really?</i>

628
00:32:32,577 --> 00:32:33,691
Oh, Fifi.

629
00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:37,285
<i>Will he ever be the old Mr. Weenie
we knew and loved?</i>

630
00:32:37,457 --> 00:32:39,449
<i>- We can only hope.
- But I am the same.</i>

631
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:41,250
<i>We'll have to see
how much damage...</i>

632
00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:43,458
<i>...those insidious wilds
have done to him.</i>

633
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:47,542
<i>"Insidious wilds"?
Nein, the wild animals are my friends.</i>

634
00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:49,455
Friends?

635
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,709
Your friends? Your friends?

636
00:32:51,885 --> 00:32:53,925
<i>It is worse
than I could have ever imagined.</i>

637
00:32:54,096 --> 00:32:57,381
<i>Your friends? It's worse
than I could have ever imagined.</i>

638
00:32:57,557 --> 00:33:00,390
<i>He's gone...feral.</i>

639
00:33:01,393 --> 00:33:03,185
- Feral?
- What's that mean?

640
00:33:03,353 --> 00:33:05,558
<i>Fifi, what shall we do?</i>

641
00:33:05,730 --> 00:33:07,354
<i>You heard the lassie.
What do we do?</i>

642
00:33:07,523 --> 00:33:09,349
<i>- Can he be helped?
- Yes.</i>

643
00:33:09,525 --> 00:33:12,229
<i>But it won't be pretty.</i>

644
00:33:12,403 --> 00:33:16,149
<i>Prepare...the tent.</i>

645
00:33:16,531 --> 00:33:18,652
<i>- The tent?
- Not the tent.</i>

646
00:33:18,823 --> 00:33:21,315
Oh, yes.

647
00:33:21,493 --> 00:33:23,532
<i>The tent.</i>

648
00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:27,618
I'm so tired.

649
00:33:42,428 --> 00:33:44,337
Hey, hey, hey, check it out.
They're back.

650
00:33:44,512 --> 00:33:45,673
<i>Well, it's about time.</i>

651
00:33:45,846 --> 00:33:47,174
Down below. Friends.

652
00:33:47,348 --> 00:33:49,920
<i>- Our friends.
- We're low on fuel.</i>

653
00:33:50,099 --> 00:33:51,427
<i>Dive.</i>

654
00:33:52,352 --> 00:33:54,724
<i>Look, man, here they come.</i>

655
00:33:55,688 --> 00:33:57,846
<i>- Serge, are you okay?
- Did you find Mr. Weenie?</i>

656
00:33:58,024 --> 00:33:59,600
<i>- Relax. Deep breaths.
- Where is he?</i>

657
00:33:59,774 --> 00:34:01,602
<i>Come on, breathe for me.
In and out.</i>

658
00:34:01,777 --> 00:34:03,435
What did you find?

659
00:34:06,155 --> 00:34:08,360
<i>- Where's Weenie?
- What she says. Where's Weenie?</i>

660
00:34:08,531 --> 00:34:10,940
<i>- Where is he?
- What is he doing?</i>

661
00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:13,359
<i>How many syllables? Sounds like...</i>

662
00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:15,411
<i>I think I got it. He's in a tree.</i>

663
00:34:15,579 --> 00:34:17,571
<i>- He's in a tree house. A birdhouse.
- Woods.</i>

664
00:34:17,748 --> 00:34:19,622
<i>- His eggs are hatching.
- He has bird flu.</i>

665
00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:21,499
- He's underwater.
- In a lagoon.

666
00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:23,790
<i>- He works in a shrimp boat.
- He's in the ocean.</i>

667
00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:25,787
<i>- In a sub.
- He's wearing a wet suit.</i>

668
00:34:25,962 --> 00:34:27,505
<i>- This is it. At a zoo.
- In a cage.</i>

669
00:34:27,672 --> 00:34:31,124
<i>- He's joined a travelling circus.
- He was eaten by a lion in a cage.</i>

670
00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:33,970
He's a clown. No, no, no.
It's a freak show.

671
00:34:34,136 --> 00:34:37,256
<i>Hello? We found Mr. Weenie.</i>

672
00:34:37,974 --> 00:34:39,964
<i>Like Deni was saying...</i>

673
00:34:40,141 --> 00:34:43,557
<i>...Mr. Weenie is over the trees,
past the lake and the mountain...</i>

674
00:34:43,726 --> 00:34:45,934
<i>...at the campsite with some dogs.
And two cats.</i>

675
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,147
All right. Let's go.

676
00:34:49,316 --> 00:34:52,316
<i>- Let's do this. Tell me something...
- No, stop!</i>

677
00:34:53,819 --> 00:34:55,480
Oh, I'm peched.

678
00:34:59,490 --> 00:35:02,360
<i>Past the mountains, huh?
Here's an idea.</i>

679
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,824
<i>What do you say
we all rest for the night, huh?</i>

680
00:35:04,996 --> 00:35:06,655
Brilliant.

681
00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:08,906
<i>Come on, Weenie. Just do it.</i>

682
00:35:09,082 --> 00:35:10,955
<i>You know you want to.
It's inside you.</i>

683
00:35:11,124 --> 00:35:12,499
Just do it, boy.

684
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:15,420
<i>- Do it for pets everywhere, Weenie.
- Never!</i>

685
00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:18,125
<i>- Just do it.
- Better do what the basset says.</i>

686
00:35:18,298 --> 00:35:21,582
<i>Hurry up, before Fifi gets here.
Too late.</i>

687
00:35:22,510 --> 00:35:25,379
<i>Is it done yet? Did he do it?
Is it over? Is it done?</i>

688
00:35:25,553 --> 00:35:27,546
<i>Did we do this? Is it over?
Are we finished?</i>

689
00:35:27,722 --> 00:35:30,212
- Roberto.
- Fifi, it was great.

690
00:35:30,391 --> 00:35:32,467
<i>You missed it. Too bad. Let's go.</i>

691
00:35:33,561 --> 00:35:35,967
<i>- The real answer, Rufus?
- We tried everything.</i>

692
00:35:36,147 --> 00:35:38,019
<i>Boy's locked up like a rusty gate.</i>

693
00:35:38,439 --> 00:35:44,109
<i>Oh, Weenie,
you can make this stop at any time.</i>

694
00:35:44,278 --> 00:35:47,231
<i>All you have to do is...</i>

695
00:35:47,405 --> 00:35:48,899
...roll over.

696
00:35:49,073 --> 00:35:50,104
Roll over.

697
00:35:50,866 --> 00:35:53,357
<i>- He keeps saying that.
- All right, then.</i>

698
00:35:53,535 --> 00:35:56,700
<i>We're going to have to
turn this up a notch.</i>

699
00:35:56,871 --> 00:36:00,454
<i>- I don't really see the point.
- Rufus, get the instruments.</i>

700
00:36:04,044 --> 00:36:05,621
<i>Here you are.</i>

701
00:36:06,254 --> 00:36:07,831
Oh, no.

702
00:36:08,297 --> 00:36:11,297
<i>Roberto, hand me the stick.</i>

703
00:36:11,466 --> 00:36:13,174
Oh, boy.

704
00:36:13,677 --> 00:36:19,380
<i>Listen carefully. Do as I say.</i>

705
00:36:19,556 --> 00:36:20,802
Please, no.

706
00:36:21,725 --> 00:36:22,970
Fetch.

707
00:36:23,143 --> 00:36:25,383
<i>- Go on, Weenie, fetch.
- Come on, Weenie.</i>

708
00:36:25,561 --> 00:36:28,395
<i>- Come on, Weenie. Now, come on.
- Get the stick. Go on, go on.</i>

709
00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:29,685
<i>Come on, Weenie.</i>

710
00:36:29,856 --> 00:36:32,691
<i>- You're almost there. You can do it.
- Go, Weenie, fetch.</i>

711
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,483
I'm a wild. I'm a wild animal.

712
00:36:34,652 --> 00:36:38,400
<i>- And again with the nein.
- You are trying my patience.</i>

713
00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:42,320
<i>You are no longer a wild animal.</i>

714
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:45,066
<i>You are a domestic pet...</i>

715
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:50,486
<i>...and domestic pets
must obey their master.</i>

716
00:36:50,665 --> 00:36:54,413
<i>Now, hand me the squeaky toy.</i>

717
00:36:54,585 --> 00:36:55,748
- No.
- Yes!

718
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,457
- Okay, I hear you. Calm down. Relax.
- Yes, yes.

719
00:36:58,630 --> 00:36:59,745
Squeak, squeak.

720
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,169
<i>- It's a wild!
- He's so blue.</i>

721
00:37:02,926 --> 00:37:04,420
<i>Not the Sunday edition.</i>

722
00:37:05,261 --> 00:37:06,506
Quick, Buddy, hop on.

723
00:37:07,681 --> 00:37:10,003
- He's getting away.
- Please, Fifi, no running.

724
00:37:10,556 --> 00:37:14,505
<i>Buddy, get the electric collar off.
I'll stall them. Hurry!</i>

725
00:37:15,686 --> 00:37:18,639
<i>- Help us out, Charlene!
- Oh, I can't. I got my rollers in.</i>

726
00:37:18,813 --> 00:37:21,767
<i>- Weenie, you're so fast.
- Careful, Roger. You could...</i>

727
00:37:21,941 --> 00:37:23,767
<i>- Too late.
- Go, Weenie, go!</i>

728
00:37:23,943 --> 00:37:27,109
<i>Want another Shirley Temple there,
wild man?</i>

729
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,853
<i>Oh, my, what's that?
Is that Mr. Weenie?</i>

730
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,444
Spread out.

731
00:37:34,742 --> 00:37:35,775
<i>I'm gonna take five.</i>

732
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,613
<i>Cut them off.</i>

733
00:37:42,082 --> 00:37:45,286
- Buddy, hurry.
- I'm trying.

734
00:37:51,173 --> 00:37:52,964
Oh, no.

735
00:37:53,968 --> 00:37:56,505
<i>- We did it.
- Now get this sweater off.</i>

736
00:37:56,679 --> 00:37:58,505
It itches.

737
00:37:59,014 --> 00:38:02,098
<i>- That's nasty.
- I have had it.</i>

738
00:38:02,266 --> 00:38:06,097
<i>No more. The wild animals
have pushed me too far!</i>

739
00:38:06,269 --> 00:38:09,304
<i>The next wild I see
crawl out of that forest...</i>

740
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:14,474
<i>...if they don't have their papers,
they are getting a full Fifi smackdown!</i>

741
00:38:14,651 --> 00:38:17,521
This is war!

742
00:38:18,112 --> 00:38:19,144
Oh, Fifi.

743
00:38:19,321 --> 00:38:21,149
<i>I really don't have the stomach
for this.</i>

744
00:38:21,324 --> 00:38:23,648
<i>He smells like bad barbecue.</i>

745
00:38:23,825 --> 00:38:26,660
<i>Mr. Weenie, are you all right?</i>

746
00:38:26,827 --> 00:38:29,319
<i>Mr. Weenie, where are you?</i>

747
00:38:29,497 --> 00:38:31,953
<i>He's gone, Bob. Oh, no.</i>

748
00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:35,955
<i>We just found him,
and now he's gone again.</i>

749
00:38:36,127 --> 00:38:39,164
<i>Weenie. My poor Weenie.</i>

750
00:38:39,339 --> 00:38:43,916
<i>I wanna go home, Bob.
Please take me home.</i>

751
00:38:50,681 --> 00:38:52,923
<i>Now, I've heard some folks say...</i>

752
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:56,800
<i>...the squirrel child
still roams these parts.</i>

753
00:38:56,978 --> 00:38:59,979
<i>And some nights,
when the moon is full...</i>

754
00:39:00,147 --> 00:39:03,977
<i>...and his monstrous buck teeth
ache to nibble...</i>

755
00:39:04,150 --> 00:39:10,187
<i>...you might, if you're unlucky,
hear his bloodcurdling cry!</i>

756
00:39:13,741 --> 00:39:16,447
<i>- Run!
- Let's move!</i>

757
00:39:20,999 --> 00:39:24,247
Sorry. All that food.

758
00:39:24,793 --> 00:39:26,582
<i>It's making me...</i>

759
00:39:26,835 --> 00:39:29,042
<i>- Making me hungry.
- Is he kidding?</i>

760
00:39:29,213 --> 00:39:32,213
<i>I'm so exhausted,
I couldn't eat a wee morsel.</i>

761
00:39:37,427 --> 00:39:39,716
<i>That hits the spot.</i>

762
00:39:45,267 --> 00:39:48,388
<i>Great. Even my roasting stick
is weak and pathetic.</i>

763
00:39:48,562 --> 00:39:52,180
<i>Hey. Don't that look
just like my man, Elli...?</i>

764
00:39:52,733 --> 00:39:54,856
What was with Elliot
this morning anyway?

765
00:39:55,819 --> 00:39:59,353
<i>Oh, hey. I wonder what's in here.</i>

766
00:40:00,071 --> 00:40:01,898
Yes. Check this out.

767
00:40:02,072 --> 00:40:04,196
<i>This is a little something
Beth taught me.</i>

768
00:40:10,288 --> 00:40:12,577
<i>These are called s'mores.</i>

769
00:40:12,749 --> 00:40:15,074
<i>Try some.
They take your mind off of everything.</i>

770
00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:18,250
<i>Clear your head. You ain't gonna
have nothing on your mind.</i>

771
00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:20,542
<i>I hope it works.</i>

772
00:40:21,757 --> 00:40:24,211
<i>You know what?
I'm glad Elliot's out of my life.</i>

773
00:40:24,383 --> 00:40:27,467
<i>Come on. I know you guys
exchanged some words back there...</i>

774
00:40:27,637 --> 00:40:29,260
<i>...but you're meant for each other.</i>

775
00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,754
- He's crazy about you.
- Really?

776
00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:35,381
<i>I bet Elliot's never once mentioned
that he loves me.</i>

777
00:40:35,893 --> 00:40:37,471
<i>Has he?</i>

778
00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:41,097
<i>Come on, we're guys.
We talk about guy stuff.</i>

779
00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:43,763
<i>You know, like sports.</i>

780
00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,890
<i>Rabbit bowling, rabbit tennis,
hockey with rabbits.</i>

781
00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,145
<i>- I'll take that as a no.
- All right.</i>

782
00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:53,689
<i>Take this marshmallow, for example.
It's great all by itself.</i>

783
00:40:53,865 --> 00:40:57,282
<i>It's soft, fluffy and sweet.
Like you, Giselle.</i>

784
00:40:57,702 --> 00:40:59,530
<i>Oh, Boog,
you're embarrassing yourself.</i>

785
00:40:59,706 --> 00:41:01,946
<i>Stay with me.
Now, check out this chocolate bar.</i>

786
00:41:02,122 --> 00:41:03,153
It's awesome too.

787
00:41:03,332 --> 00:41:06,949
<i>It's full of caffeine and sugar,
and it make you spazz out.</i>

788
00:41:07,126 --> 00:41:08,159
<i>Like Elliot.</i>

789
00:41:08,337 --> 00:41:10,743
<i>And even though on their own,
both are great...</i>

790
00:41:10,921 --> 00:41:13,045
<i>...neither are perfect, in my opinion.</i>

791
00:41:13,216 --> 00:41:15,706
<i>But they are perfect together.</i>

792
00:41:15,884 --> 00:41:17,129
<i>Come on. Give it a try.</i>

793
00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:22,347
<i>That's it. There you go.</i>

794
00:41:24,807 --> 00:41:25,839
<i>You're right, Boog.</i>

795
00:41:26,018 --> 00:41:28,472
- This is really good.
- That's what I'm talking about.

796
00:41:28,645 --> 00:41:32,144
<i>Unfortunately, some chocolate bars
feel that being in a s'more...</i>

797
00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:34,805
<i>...is too much commitment
and would rather run free...</i>

798
00:41:34,984 --> 00:41:36,976
<i>...instead of settling
for some marshmallow.</i>

799
00:41:37,152 --> 00:41:39,773
<i>- You're missing the point.
- Now that the wedding's off...</i>

800
00:41:39,946 --> 00:41:44,323
<i>...I bet Elliot's singing a new tune
and having the time of his life.</i>

801
00:41:44,492 --> 00:41:48,619
Cold. So cold.

802
00:41:49,411 --> 00:41:53,490
<i>I don't need anybody.
I can take care of myself.</i>

803
00:42:18,769 --> 00:42:23,181
This... This is a good
character- building moment.

804
00:42:23,356 --> 00:42:28,350
<i>Elliot, remember,
you are a wild creature toughing it out.</i>

805
00:42:28,527 --> 00:42:31,232
<i>I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself.</i>

806
00:42:31,404 --> 00:42:35,699
<i>I don't need anybody.
And I definitely don't need a girlfriend.</i>

807
00:42:35,867 --> 00:42:40,409
<i>So what if she tucks me in at night,
or listens to my problems?</i>

808
00:42:40,579 --> 00:42:42,407
<i>Makes really good
pine- cone crunchies...</i>

809
00:42:42,581 --> 00:42:45,367
<i>...or rubs my head
when I have sickies?</i>

810
00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:48,459
<i>Criminy, what have I done?</i>

811
00:42:50,546 --> 00:42:53,380
Giselle!

812
00:42:57,260 --> 00:42:59,715
<i>Breaker, breaker.
Let's put the pedal to the metal.</i>

813
00:42:59,887 --> 00:43:01,345
<i>Ten-four.</i>

814
00:43:01,512 --> 00:43:02,842
<i>Roberto, come on now.</i>

815
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,849
<i>Hurry up.
Time to go to Pet Paradiso.</i>

816
00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:09,634
Did you hear that, Fif?
I'm so excited.

817
00:43:09,811 --> 00:43:12,728
<i>I'm looking forward
to the water slides and the buffet...</i>

818
00:43:12,898 --> 00:43:16,147
<i>...and the pool and the babes.</i>

819
00:43:16,317 --> 00:43:17,515
How about you, Fifi?

820
00:43:19,821 --> 00:43:23,983
<i>- Easy does it. Keep that ice pack on.
- Shut up!</i>

821
00:43:24,157 --> 00:43:25,816
<i>Good advice, bud.</i>

822
00:43:32,329 --> 00:43:33,824
<i>Here.</i>

823
00:43:34,874 --> 00:43:36,912
<i>- Here.
- What Deni's trying to say is...</i>

824
00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:39,040
<i>...this is where the Weenie was.</i>

825
00:43:39,627 --> 00:43:42,248
<i>- Gone.
- Oh, that's just great.</i>

826
00:43:42,422 --> 00:43:45,422
- Well, let's check it out.
- I'm on it.

827
00:43:48,051 --> 00:43:51,586
<i>What have we here?
Aye, Mr. Weenie was definitely here.</i>

828
00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:53,839
<i>Come on, Squiz.
What else you got for me?</i>

829
00:43:55,015 --> 00:43:57,553
<i>And over here,
a titanic battle ensued.</i>

830
00:43:57,726 --> 00:43:59,517
<i>A battle? Are you serious?</i>

831
00:43:59,685 --> 00:44:02,604
<i>- Is he for real?
- Wait, wait, look.</i>

832
00:44:02,773 --> 00:44:07,397
<i>And here,
the unspeakable happened.</i>

833
00:44:07,567 --> 00:44:09,062
<i>- What?
- What's the unspeakable?</i>

834
00:44:09,236 --> 00:44:11,940
<i>It's unspeakable because
the tracks end here. I got bupkis.</i>

835
00:44:12,112 --> 00:44:15,446
<i>- Oh, brother, you got to be ki...
- Where do you think they went?</i>

836
00:44:15,615 --> 00:44:19,198
How would I know?
I'm a tracker, not a bleeding psychic.

837
00:44:20,287 --> 00:44:22,659
- What do you think, Boog?
- I don't know.

838
00:44:22,831 --> 00:44:26,613
<i>If only we had some kind of a sign.</i>

839
00:44:26,791 --> 00:44:29,792
<i>- Come on, everyone.
- Oh, I hope this is the right way.</i>

840
00:44:31,170 --> 00:44:33,458
<i>Stay sharp
and keep your eyes peeled.</i>

841
00:44:36,258 --> 00:44:39,792
<i>Fifi, would you take a gander
at this?</i>

842
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:44,760
<i>This, my half-pint friend,
puts the P in "paradise."</i>

843
00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:46,639
Oh, Roberto.

844
00:44:46,808 --> 00:44:49,477
<i>- I can't... I can't do this.
- Come on, Fifi.</i>

845
00:44:49,644 --> 00:44:53,142
<i>I think a bald spot
makes you look more sophisticated.</i>

846
00:44:53,313 --> 00:44:56,101
<i>- Singe is the new pompadour.
- Oh, shut up!</i>

847
00:44:56,275 --> 00:44:57,306
<i>Sure thing.</i>

848
00:45:02,446 --> 00:45:07,023
<i>We gave him everything
he could've ever wanted, right, Bob?</i>

849
00:45:07,658 --> 00:45:11,442
<i>I don't know if we should
go on living without him, Bob.</i>

850
00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:12,651
No, no, no.

851
00:45:12,829 --> 00:45:15,664
<i>He would want us to go on
living our lives, wouldn't he, Bob?</i>

852
00:45:15,832 --> 00:45:17,456
Road hog!

853
00:45:19,585 --> 00:45:21,910
<i>I knew you'd agree.</i>

854
00:45:22,713 --> 00:45:24,088
<i>I'm free, I'm free</i>

855
00:45:24,256 --> 00:45:25,454
<i>Sing it with me, Buddy.</i>

856
00:45:25,631 --> 00:45:27,671
<i>Free at last, free at last</i>

857
00:45:28,343 --> 00:45:31,011
What monstrosity is that?

858
00:45:31,469 --> 00:45:32,501
Scary.

859
00:45:35,264 --> 00:45:36,972
Elliot?

860
00:45:37,767 --> 00:45:39,011
<i>Where are the others?</i>

861
00:45:39,183 --> 00:45:42,269
<i>Oh, they're rescuing
Mr. Weenie and Buddy.</i>

862
00:45:42,437 --> 00:45:43,848
<i>- Hey, Buddy.
- Hi there.</i>

863
00:45:44,022 --> 00:45:45,102
- But Weenie...
- And Buddy.

864
00:45:45,274 --> 00:45:46,304
<i>- Are free like you.</i>

865
00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:48,973
<i>Oh, yeah. I'm free.</i>

866
00:45:49,151 --> 00:45:52,022
<i>Free to be alone
for the rest of my life.</i>

867
00:45:52,195 --> 00:45:53,357
You don't understand.

868
00:45:53,529 --> 00:45:55,937
<i>Our friends are heading
to Pet Paradiso.</i>

869
00:45:57,324 --> 00:45:58,605
<i>Have them get me a T-shirt.</i>

870
00:45:59,367 --> 00:46:02,367
<i>The pets, they hate the wilds.</i>

871
00:46:02,537 --> 00:46:06,699
<i>They're in serious danger.
Wake up, mein Freund.</i>

872
00:46:07,041 --> 00:46:08,868
<i>Weenie. When did you get here?</i>

873
00:46:09,043 --> 00:46:12,292
<i>Don't you see?
Boog, McSquizzy, Giselle.</i>

874
00:46:12,462 --> 00:46:15,165
<i>- They'll all be torn to pieces.
- Torn to pizzas?</i>

875
00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:17,130
<i>- Pieces, you Strudelk opf.
- Pieces.</i>

876
00:46:17,299 --> 00:46:19,540
<i>- Giselle's in trouble?
- Yeah, Giselle!</i>

877
00:46:19,718 --> 00:46:22,884
<i>Well, why didn't you say so?
Giselle, my love!</i>

878
00:46:23,055 --> 00:46:27,133
<i>- I'm coming to save you!
- You're going the wrong way.</i>

879
00:46:27,307 --> 00:46:29,264
No, I'm not...!

880
00:46:29,893 --> 00:46:31,803
<i>Goodbye.</i>

881
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,224
<i>Look at all those RVs.</i>

882
00:46:37,399 --> 00:46:38,728
<i>Weenie must be here.</i>

883
00:46:39,609 --> 00:46:41,187
<i>So how are we gonna get inside?</i>

884
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,444
<i>I'm a grizzly. No biggie.
We'll just walk in.</i>

885
00:46:44,613 --> 00:46:46,522
<i>Look, just like that little guy.</i>

886
00:46:46,699 --> 00:46:49,237
<i>Wild animal breach.</i>

887
00:46:51,744 --> 00:46:54,828
<i>Okay. Who's got
the next brilliant idea?</i>

888
00:46:54,997 --> 00:46:56,955
<i>Aye, it's easy.
We could tunnel our way in.</i>

889
00:46:57,124 --> 00:46:59,033
<i>Or we could fly you all in.</i>

890
00:46:59,209 --> 00:47:00,370
Oh, there's a great idea.

891
00:47:00,543 --> 00:47:04,754
A 1 -pound bag of crazy
lifting a 1 200-pound bag of lazy.

892
00:47:04,922 --> 00:47:08,171
- What? I'm 900 pounds.
- That's crap.

893
00:47:08,341 --> 00:47:11,258
<i>- Oh, you think you so tough?
- Come on, is that your best shot?</i>

894
00:47:11,427 --> 00:47:12,625
- What do you got?
- Stop it.

895
00:47:12,804 --> 00:47:14,002
<i>- Stop it!
- Shove off.</i>

896
00:47:14,180 --> 00:47:15,589
Grow up, you two.

897
00:47:15,764 --> 00:47:18,434
<i>Now, come on. Let's stay on track.</i>

898
00:47:20,309 --> 00:47:22,018
<i>It looks safe enough.</i>

899
00:47:22,979 --> 00:47:24,436
<i>Follow me.</i>

900
00:47:34,113 --> 00:47:35,940
What's wrong?

901
00:47:36,407 --> 00:47:38,898
<i>Come on, spit it out.</i>

902
00:47:39,076 --> 00:47:41,826
<i>Oh, you're so beautiful.</i>

903
00:47:41,993 --> 00:47:43,239
<i>- Just like Mama.
- Okay.</i>

904
00:47:43,412 --> 00:47:45,156
<i>I see a woman and her dog.</i>

905
00:47:45,331 --> 00:47:47,405
Yeah. Look again.

906
00:47:51,376 --> 00:47:53,702
<i>- Oh, I'm gonna have nightmares!
- Quiet.</i>

907
00:47:53,879 --> 00:47:56,084
<i>Come along, Jezzabelle. Heel.</i>

908
00:47:56,256 --> 00:47:59,292
<i>Hey, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?</i>

909
00:47:59,467 --> 00:48:00,794
Definitely.

910
00:48:01,469 --> 00:48:04,303
<i>There we go. Perfecto.</i>

911
00:48:05,221 --> 00:48:07,049
This is not at all what I was thinking.

912
00:48:07,224 --> 00:48:09,049
<i>- This'll never work.
- Yeah.</i>

913
00:48:09,224 --> 00:48:12,143
<i>Sure it will. We look great.</i>

914
00:48:13,478 --> 00:48:16,645
What? I could sell this.

915
00:48:19,650 --> 00:48:21,442
<i>Is he serious?</i>

916
00:48:24,111 --> 00:48:26,816
<i>Boog, the idea
is to blend in with the pets.</i>

917
00:48:26,989 --> 00:48:28,781
She's right. You look ridiculous.

918
00:48:28,949 --> 00:48:30,325
<i>All right, fine.</i>

919
00:48:30,494 --> 00:48:34,276
<i>- But if things get all crazy...
- We'll come get you. I promise.</i>

920
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:39,039
<i>Do I really have to wear a bow?
I look like a Jessie.</i>

921
00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:42,410
<i>You're supposed to be a little dog,
and all little dogs wear bows.</i>

922
00:48:42,585 --> 00:48:45,337
<i>What are you two looking at?
Keep an eye on them.</i>

923
00:48:45,504 --> 00:48:47,165
<i>Deni, follow me.</i>

924
00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:51,716
<i>Okay.
All the time, "Deni, do this, do that."</i>

925
00:48:53,595 --> 00:48:54,970
Interesting.

926
00:48:55,262 --> 00:48:56,970
Oh, poor Fifi.

927
00:48:57,140 --> 00:49:02,014
<i>Here. A little zinc will help
protect that tender pink skin.</i>

928
00:49:02,184 --> 00:49:03,727
<i>Have fun now.</i>

929
00:49:03,895 --> 00:49:05,223
It's not bad.

930
00:49:05,396 --> 00:49:07,886
<i>No one will even notice.</i>

931
00:49:09,315 --> 00:49:11,439
<i>No one will notice?</i>

932
00:49:11,610 --> 00:49:13,648
<i>No one will notice?</i>

933
00:49:13,819 --> 00:49:15,100
<i>No one will notice?</i>

934
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,525
<i>- No one will notice?
- Okay.</i>

935
00:49:16,698 --> 00:49:18,155
<i>- No one will notice?
- Okay.</i>

936
00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:20,362
<i>- He noticed. He noticed.
- Okay.</i>

937
00:49:20,533 --> 00:49:21,649
<i>- I noticed.
- Take it...</i>

938
00:49:21,827 --> 00:49:23,025
- You noticed.
- I heard you.

939
00:49:23,203 --> 00:49:24,911
<i>- We all noticed. I noticed!
- I got it.</i>

940
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,110
<i>Forget about it.</i>

941
00:49:26,288 --> 00:49:27,367
<i>Me and my big mouth.</i>

942
00:49:27,582 --> 00:49:31,197
<i>- One king and two doggy beds.
- And can I have synthetic pillows?</i>

943
00:49:32,710 --> 00:49:35,116
This is so weird.

944
00:49:41,134 --> 00:49:43,707
<i>Classic flattop. One of my favorites.</i>

945
00:49:43,887 --> 00:49:45,677
<i>Of all the stupid...</i>

946
00:49:45,846 --> 00:49:48,219
<i>- Quiet.
- Fresh cut. Come and get it.</i>

947
00:49:48,390 --> 00:49:50,383
<i>This is the strangest place
I've ever seen.</i>

948
00:49:50,559 --> 00:49:53,228
<i>Let's find Weenie
and get out of here.</i>

949
00:49:53,644 --> 00:49:55,601
<i>Just ignore them.</i>

950
00:49:55,770 --> 00:49:57,728
<i>Keep walking. No eye contact.</i>

951
00:49:57,896 --> 00:50:00,602
<i>What you looking at,
you wee bug-eyed freak?</i>

952
00:50:00,775 --> 00:50:01,891
McSquizzy.

953
00:50:02,070 --> 00:50:03,859
What did I just say?

954
00:50:04,236 --> 00:50:06,229
<i>- Get down, everyone.
- Go get it, boy. Fetch.</i>

955
00:50:06,406 --> 00:50:08,397
Fetch. Fetch it, buddy.

956
00:50:08,573 --> 00:50:10,400
<i>- Mine, mine, mine.
- One more.</i>

957
00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:13,066
<i>This place is giving me
the skeevies.</i>

958
00:50:13,327 --> 00:50:15,734
Giselle!

959
00:50:18,582 --> 00:50:20,489
<i>- My spine.
- We're here.</i>

960
00:50:22,823 --> 00:50:25,693
<i>This looks nothing like the brochure,
right, Weenie?</i>

961
00:50:25,868 --> 00:50:27,492
Pets and their owners.

962
00:50:28,746 --> 00:50:31,948
<i>They look so happy together.</i>

963
00:50:32,123 --> 00:50:35,326
<i>Oh, I don't know if I can go in there
without my mama.</i>

964
00:50:35,501 --> 00:50:37,161
<i>Oh, forget Mama.</i>

965
00:50:37,336 --> 00:50:39,826
<i>Giselle. We have to get in there
for Giselle.</i>

966
00:50:40,004 --> 00:50:42,330
<i>- And the others.
- It's too much. I can't.</i>

967
00:50:42,506 --> 00:50:45,341
<i>Repeat after me: I'm wild.</i>

968
00:50:45,509 --> 00:50:47,051
I'm wild.

969
00:50:47,219 --> 00:50:48,463
With conviction.

970
00:50:48,636 --> 00:50:49,965
I'm wild!

971
00:50:50,138 --> 00:50:52,261
- What was that for?
- That was payback.

972
00:50:52,431 --> 00:50:53,972
Fair enough.

973
00:50:54,141 --> 00:50:55,470
What was that for?

974
00:50:55,643 --> 00:50:58,096
<i>That one was just for fun.
Now, let's do this!</i>

975
00:50:58,270 --> 00:51:00,013
<i>Might be a little cold.</i>

976
00:51:01,563 --> 00:51:03,889
That looks painful.

977
00:51:04,066 --> 00:51:06,472
<i>- Too hard?
- Poor guy, they stretched him out.</i>

978
00:51:06,652 --> 00:51:08,810
<i>Another round, Mr. Bailey?</i>

979
00:51:08,987 --> 00:51:10,978
<i>Another round, Mr. Whiskers?</i>

980
00:51:13,698 --> 00:51:15,109
<i>Hey there, pretty lady.</i>

981
00:51:15,283 --> 00:51:17,407
<i>Who's he calling a lady?</i>

982
00:51:17,578 --> 00:51:19,949
- Hey.
- Hello, baby.

983
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,280
Beat it, Doberman pinhead.
She's taken.

984
00:51:22,664 --> 00:51:24,538
Good looks and funny too.

985
00:51:24,709 --> 00:51:28,871
<i>But I was not talking to the Dalmatian,
little Miss Sugar-Snack.</i>

986
00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:31,962
<i>- Idiot. I'm not a girl!
- Hurry along. Let's not be rude.</i>

987
00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:33,589
<i>Hey, chica.</i>

988
00:51:33,756 --> 00:51:36,757
<i>You take care
of that body for Rico, huh?</i>

989
00:51:37,302 --> 00:51:38,381
<i>"Take care of that bod"?</i>

990
00:51:38,552 --> 00:51:42,679
<i>I'll give you "Take care of that bod,"
you big musclebound bag of...</i>

991
00:51:42,847 --> 00:51:45,469
<i>- There, there. I see them.
- Look, I spotted them.</i>

992
00:51:45,641 --> 00:51:47,183
- I still got it, eh?
- Genius.

993
00:51:47,518 --> 00:51:50,353
<i>- Mr. Weenie.
- Show yourself, laddie.</i>

994
00:51:50,521 --> 00:51:51,551
<i>Mr. Weenie?</i>

995
00:51:51,730 --> 00:51:53,189
<i>Weenie?</i>

996
00:51:55,025 --> 00:51:58,274
<i>Roger, something's not right.
Do you smell something fishy here?</i>

997
00:51:58,444 --> 00:52:00,851
Barracuda.

998
00:52:01,738 --> 00:52:04,693
<i>Weenie.
Where are you, you wee pup...?</i>

999
00:52:05,073 --> 00:52:06,652
<i>Oh, goodness me.</i>

1000
00:52:06,826 --> 00:52:09,944
<i>I think we have some dogs
of a different breed.</i>

1001
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,872
<i>The girl with the bow, she's mine.</i>

1002
00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:16,831
<i>- We have to go.
- Yes, we're late. Very late.</i>

1003
00:52:17,418 --> 00:52:20,502
<i>- Stanley, it's the fishies.
- Not now, Roger.</i>

1004
00:52:20,837 --> 00:52:22,333
Oh, no.

1005
00:52:22,756 --> 00:52:28,045
<i>My friends, today justice
wears a blue barrette...</i>

1006
00:52:28,218 --> 00:52:31,884
...and a rhinestone collar.

1007
00:52:32,513 --> 00:52:35,183
<i>Excuse me,
you got a wee something right there.</i>

1008
00:52:35,349 --> 00:52:38,551
Quiet! Squirrel! Varmint!

1009
00:52:38,727 --> 00:52:41,597
<i>- Quiet! Quiet!
- Come on, take it down a notch.</i>

1010
00:52:41,771 --> 00:52:44,262
<i>- Shut up!
- Deni, this does not look good.</i>

1011
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,266
<i>- Let's go get Boog.
- Bad. Very bad.</i>

1012
00:52:50,612 --> 00:52:52,603
- Quiet.
- Okay.

1013
00:52:52,947 --> 00:52:56,114
<i>Elliot, Weenie.
Thank goodness you're safe.</i>

1014
00:52:57,118 --> 00:52:58,943
<i>- What are you doing?
- Who are you?</i>

1015
00:52:59,118 --> 00:53:01,076
What do you mean?
I'm your best friend.

1016
00:53:01,245 --> 00:53:02,907
- McSquizzy?
- McSquizzy?

1017
00:53:03,081 --> 00:53:04,279
<i>He doesn't even like you.</i>

1018
00:53:04,457 --> 00:53:07,790
<i>Look, I'm not talking to some
random overweight sheepdog...</i>

1019
00:53:07,959 --> 00:53:10,450
<i>...about my personal relationships.
- It's me, Boog.</i>

1020
00:53:10,628 --> 00:53:13,582
- Boog's fatter. No way.
- Elliot.

1021
00:53:14,173 --> 00:53:15,632
<i>It is you. Did you lose weight?</i>

1022
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,215
<i>When did you start thinking
McSquizzy was your BFF?</i>

1023
00:53:20,345 --> 00:53:22,551
<i>Well, you were hibernating,
and we were hanging.</i>

1024
00:53:22,722 --> 00:53:25,806
<i>Turns out we have a lot in common.
We both like nuts.</i>

1025
00:53:25,974 --> 00:53:27,848
<i>- You are nuts.
- Stop this insanity!</i>

1026
00:53:28,017 --> 00:53:30,687
<i>- Where are the others?
- They're inside looking for you.</i>

1027
00:53:30,855 --> 00:53:33,309
<i>- And they've been captured!
- Captured?</i>

1028
00:53:35,441 --> 00:53:36,471
<i>Oh, come on.</i>

1029
00:53:36,649 --> 00:53:38,393
Boog. I'm Boog.

1030
00:53:38,734 --> 00:53:40,147
No, Boog is a big fat guy.

1031
00:53:40,321 --> 00:53:41,648
- That's not you.
- I know.

1032
00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:45,154
<i>- I thought that he was McSquizzy too.
- Okay, stop. Would you all stop?</i>

1033
00:53:45,323 --> 00:53:47,861
<i>- What do you mean, captured?
- They've been captured...</i>

1034
00:53:48,035 --> 00:53:50,571
<i>...by a gaggle of vicious domestics.</i>

1035
00:53:50,745 --> 00:53:53,153
<i>- Enough talk.
- Hang on there, E.</i>

1036
00:53:53,331 --> 00:53:55,406
<i>You don't wanna go stomping on
up in there.</i>

1037
00:53:55,582 --> 00:53:57,825
<i>- You're right. What we need is a...
- Don't say it.</i>

1038
00:53:58,002 --> 00:53:59,708
Don't say it.

1039
00:54:00,837 --> 00:54:03,326
- Plan!

1040
00:54:04,423 --> 00:54:06,296
- This is not gonna work.
- It'll work.

1041
00:54:06,466 --> 00:54:08,043
<i>Don't doubt me, number two friend.</i>

1042
00:54:08,218 --> 00:54:11,504
<i>- Trust the plan.
- Trust the plan.</i>

1043
00:54:13,806 --> 00:54:15,086
<i>- Well, that was easy.
- See?</i>

1044
00:54:15,265 --> 00:54:17,221
- I told you it would work.
- Hey!

1045
00:54:17,391 --> 00:54:19,348
<i>- Just a minute!
- The plan's not gonna work.</i>

1046
00:54:19,519 --> 00:54:22,056
<i>- The plan's not gonna work.
- Be cool. Hold it together.</i>

1047
00:54:22,229 --> 00:54:26,012
<i>Do you think you can just
waltz right in here...</i>

1048
00:54:26,189 --> 00:54:29,642
...without your room key,
Mrs. Schlapiano?

1049
00:54:29,819 --> 00:54:31,016
<i>You must've dropped this.</i>

1050
00:54:34,198 --> 00:54:36,689
<i>A voice like an angel.</i>

1051
00:54:36,866 --> 00:54:40,994
<i>- I wonder where I left my room key.
- Wait a second!</i>

1052
00:54:41,161 --> 00:54:42,704
<i>Nice try.</i>

1053
00:54:42,871 --> 00:54:45,871
<i>You're not fooling anyone
with that phoney disguise.</i>

1054
00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:48,578
<i>What are you wearing,
a porcupine on your head?</i>

1055
00:54:48,751 --> 00:54:50,827
<i>Get out of here, you vagrant.</i>

1056
00:54:51,003 --> 00:54:52,960
<i>- We made it.
- Yeah, that worked well.</i>

1057
00:54:53,130 --> 00:54:56,712
<i>Well, yes, because we had a plan.</i>

1058
00:54:56,883 --> 00:54:59,717
<i>Giselle. Giselle, where are you?</i>

1059
00:55:01,512 --> 00:55:03,053
Go.

1060
00:55:05,557 --> 00:55:07,929
Help! Help!

1061
00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:10,426
Help! Somebody, help us!

1062
00:55:10,603 --> 00:55:14,517
<i>Scream all you like.
The humans can't hear you from here.</i>

1063
00:55:14,689 --> 00:55:16,562
<i>And the house pets...</i>

1064
00:55:16,733 --> 00:55:21,892
<i>...well, they hate wilds
just as much as I do!</i>

1065
00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:24,109
<i>When I get free,
you're gonna pay for this...</i>

1066
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,649
<i>...you big tube, you numpty,
you big lassie's blouse.</i>

1067
00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:30,232
<i>Watch your language, varmint.
There's a lady present.</i>

1068
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:32,403
<i>What a vile little creature.</i>

1069
00:55:32,578 --> 00:55:38,830
<i>My friends, it is time
to tame these savage beasts.</i>

1070
00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:42,914
<i>You gotta be kidding me, right?</i>

1071
00:55:43,421 --> 00:55:46,754
<i>Hey, Fif. Are you sure we can't
let the little girl squirrel go?</i>

1072
00:55:46,925 --> 00:55:49,249
<i>Yeah. Let the little girl squirrel go.</i>

1073
00:55:49,426 --> 00:55:51,584
<i>Not a chance.</i>

1074
00:55:51,761 --> 00:55:53,919
Roberto, you know what to do.

1075
00:55:54,098 --> 00:55:56,801
- Wha...? I don't know what you mean.
- Collar them, you fool.

1076
00:55:56,975 --> 00:55:59,428
- Collar them, collar them, collar them.
- I hear you.

1077
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,226
- Okay.
- Collar them, collar them...

1078
00:56:01,395 --> 00:56:03,351
...you fool.
- Calm down. Okay.

1079
00:56:03,854 --> 00:56:06,261
<i>- The pool, so tempting.
- Forget the pool.</i>

1080
00:56:06,439 --> 00:56:08,349
<i>- Elliot's right.
- Remember the objective.</i>

1081
00:56:08,525 --> 00:56:11,062
<i>- Oh, sweet libations.
- Control yourself.</i>

1082
00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:13,442
<i>- The buffet. Wiener schnitzel?
- No. Forget food.</i>

1083
00:56:13,613 --> 00:56:14,941
- Strudel.
- He's not listening.

1084
00:56:15,114 --> 00:56:17,782
<i>- Mama's favorite.
- Oh, nuts.</i>

1085
00:56:18,951 --> 00:56:20,360
Boog, grab him.

1086
00:56:20,535 --> 00:56:22,077
<i>- Weenie.
- Come on. Come back here.</i>

1087
00:56:22,244 --> 00:56:24,154
- Way to go, Boog.
- You go on ahead.

1088
00:56:24,330 --> 00:56:25,528
I'll catch up.

1089
00:56:26,081 --> 00:56:28,619
<i>Leave us alone. Help!</i>

1090
00:56:29,292 --> 00:56:30,372
- Try this.
- Thanks.

1091
00:56:30,544 --> 00:56:32,286
<i>- Help!
- Giselle.</i>

1092
00:56:32,461 --> 00:56:34,750
<i>You fuzz ball,
you'll never get away with this.</i>

1093
00:56:34,923 --> 00:56:38,289
<i>Oh, but I already have.</i>

1094
00:56:38,465 --> 00:56:42,464
Oh, but you already haven't.

1095
00:56:42,970 --> 00:56:45,722
<i>- What are you doing?
- It's Mrs. Schlapiano.</i>

1096
00:56:45,891 --> 00:56:49,589
<i>Get lost, old lady.
This does not concern you.</i>

1097
00:56:49,767 --> 00:56:51,096
I am no old lady.

1098
00:56:51,602 --> 00:56:55,136
<i>- It is the porcupine in disguise.
- Yeah.</i>

1099
00:56:55,981 --> 00:56:59,645
<i>- I didn't see him up there. Did you?
- It's me, Elliot.</i>

1100
00:56:59,818 --> 00:57:01,645
- Who is Elliot?
- I am.

1101
00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:05,650
<i>And I'm here to rescue my lady,
kick butt and take names.</i>

1102
00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:08,112
<i>What's your name?</i>

1103
00:57:10,159 --> 00:57:12,650
<i>- Did anybody see that coming?
- Yes.</i>

1104
00:57:12,828 --> 00:57:15,994
<i>- Even Roger saw that coming.
- I did?</i>

1105
00:57:16,164 --> 00:57:19,331
<i>Come on, Weenie.
Snap out of it, man.</i>

1106
00:57:20,710 --> 00:57:22,038
<i>Das ist beautiful.</i>

1107
00:57:22,211 --> 00:57:24,665
<i>Weenie, would you
come back here?</i>

1108
00:57:25,171 --> 00:57:26,251
Oh, man.

1109
00:57:26,422 --> 00:57:30,254
<i>Now how you gonna hide
a 900-pound bear?</i>

1110
00:57:30,426 --> 00:57:32,549
A 1 200-pound wild bear!

1111
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,462
What, 1 200 pounds?

1112
00:57:34,638 --> 00:57:37,424
Girl, you know that ain't right.
I'm 900 pounds.

1113
00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,512
This is mostly fur...

1114
00:57:41,686 --> 00:57:43,595
<i>...and fur adds
a hundred pounds easy.</i>

1115
00:57:44,479 --> 00:57:45,510
Go, go, go!

1116
00:57:45,688 --> 00:57:48,855
<i>I'll be bulking up to hibernate.
Just wait till I step out that...</i>

1117
00:57:50,235 --> 00:57:51,347
- Bear!
- Bear!

1118
00:57:51,527 --> 00:57:52,808
<i>We have a security breach.</i>

1119
00:57:52,987 --> 00:57:55,145
<i>Perimeter has been compromised.</i>

1120
00:57:55,322 --> 00:57:58,107
<i>Telling you, I'm gonna be
the baddest bear ever in the woods.</i>

1121
00:57:58,282 --> 00:58:00,606
<i>- We have a grizzly on the loose.
- Then we'll see...</i>

1122
00:58:00,784 --> 00:58:03,358
...who's ready for swimming season.
- Darts loaded.

1123
00:58:03,537 --> 00:58:04,864
<i>Fire!</i>

1124
00:58:06,997 --> 00:58:10,118
<i>Hey, man, be cool. Back off.</i>

1125
00:58:10,293 --> 00:58:11,323
Go.

1126
00:58:11,501 --> 00:58:13,045
<i>Little dude, go.</i>

1127
00:58:13,211 --> 00:58:14,835
<i>You come back here right now.</i>

1128
00:58:15,963 --> 00:58:17,706
Go.

1129
00:58:22,761 --> 00:58:23,840
This is crazy.

1130
00:58:27,598 --> 00:58:30,385
<i>Weenie!</i>

1131
00:58:34,980 --> 00:58:37,600
<i>Fifi, come on.
Is this really necessary?</i>

1132
00:58:37,772 --> 00:58:39,600
<i>You see why
we have to do this, right?</i>

1133
00:58:39,775 --> 00:58:41,898
<i>They will take everything.</i>

1134
00:58:42,069 --> 00:58:45,235
Our food, our homes, our very lives!

1135
00:58:45,404 --> 00:58:48,986
<i>Wait. If this is the end,
I need to say something.</i>

1136
00:58:49,158 --> 00:58:53,403
- Giselle, I really, really, really...
- Really?

1137
00:58:53,577 --> 00:58:56,115
<i>- Time's up.
- Now, you hold your little old horses.</i>

1138
00:58:56,289 --> 00:58:59,075
<i>I do believe this boy's
got something on his mind.</i>

1139
00:58:59,249 --> 00:59:02,867
<i>- Yeah, give the guy a sporting chance.
- Oh, just forget it, Elliot.</i>

1140
00:59:03,044 --> 00:59:04,917
<i>You've already made it clear
how you feel.</i>

1141
00:59:05,087 --> 00:59:08,538
<i>I feel that this
has gone on long enough.</i>

1142
00:59:08,715 --> 00:59:10,375
<i>- Please let me finish.
- Fine.</i>

1143
00:59:10,550 --> 00:59:13,088
<i>You've got 60 seconds.</i>

1144
00:59:13,261 --> 00:59:15,253
<i>Are you serious?
How about a minute?</i>

1145
00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:18,097
- Hey, you better hurry up.
- Okay, okay.

1146
00:59:18,264 --> 00:59:21,716
<i>Giselle, before the wedding,
my rack was huge.</i>

1147
00:59:21,893 --> 00:59:22,971
<i>- What?
- It's true.</i>

1148
00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:26,512
<i>Very huge. And it broke very bad.</i>

1149
00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:30,104
<i>And without my huge rack,
I felt like less of a buck.</i>

1150
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:32,646
<i>- But as time went on...
- Thirty seconds.</i>

1151
00:59:32,818 --> 00:59:37,694
<i>The point is, I'm a better buck
with not a huge rack on my head...</i>

1152
00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:41,197
...but with you, Giselle,
on my head instead.

1153
00:59:41,367 --> 00:59:42,647
Oh, that's awful.

1154
00:59:42,827 --> 00:59:44,783
<i>And how does this relate
to our wedding...</i>

1155
00:59:44,953 --> 00:59:47,242
<i>...and the fact that you left me
at the altar?</i>

1156
00:59:47,414 --> 00:59:50,118
<i>- Left you at the altar?
- You, sir, are a coward.</i>

1157
00:59:52,543 --> 00:59:54,581
Oh, no.

1158
00:59:55,045 --> 00:59:57,798
<i>- No, no. You are missing the point.
- Oh, come on.</i>

1159
00:59:57,965 --> 01:00:01,131
<i>During our wedding, there was
the incident with the other woman.</i>

1160
01:00:01,301 --> 01:00:02,415
<i>Another woman?</i>

1161
01:00:02,592 --> 01:00:04,501
<i>I can't even handle one.</i>

1162
01:00:04,679 --> 01:00:06,303
Speak for yourself, amigo.

1163
01:00:06,472 --> 01:00:08,464
<i>No. No.
Not that kind of other woman.</i>

1164
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,133
<i>The kind that grabbed Mr. Weenie.</i>

1165
01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:11,967
<i>- You're disgusting.
- That is a pig.</i>

1166
01:00:12,142 --> 01:00:14,182
<i>- You make me sick.
- This is getting good.</i>

1167
01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:18,639
<i>- Isn't it refreshing?
- Come here, you.</i>

1168
01:00:21,609 --> 01:00:23,233
<i>Fifteen seconds.</i>

1169
01:00:23,986 --> 01:00:26,772
<i>Will you, please?
Giselle, you are good.</i>

1170
01:00:26,948 --> 01:00:28,323
<i>And me? Not always good.</i>

1171
01:00:28,490 --> 01:00:30,896
<i>But with you, the me
that is not good can be better.</i>

1172
01:00:31,074 --> 01:00:33,483
<i>You make my not-good me
almost not bad.</i>

1173
01:00:33,662 --> 01:00:35,782
And that's not almost good,
it's almost great.

1174
01:00:35,954 --> 01:00:38,623
<i>So, Giselle, you and me,
not badder, but greater.</i>

1175
01:00:38,790 --> 01:00:39,821
Understand?

1176
01:00:39,999 --> 01:00:42,324
<i>- Tick, tick, tick!
- What is he talking about?</i>

1177
01:00:42,503 --> 01:00:44,577
<i>Forget it.
Just push the button already.</i>

1178
01:00:44,753 --> 01:00:46,331
- Finally.
- No. Don't.

1179
01:00:46,505 --> 01:00:48,912
Cannonball!

1180
01:00:49,090 --> 01:00:50,120
Gotcha.

1181
01:00:50,299 --> 01:00:51,958
<i>I love you, Boog.</i>

1182
01:00:54,344 --> 01:00:55,507
<i>Goodness me.</i>

1183
01:00:59,181 --> 01:01:01,387
Hold on, now.

1184
01:01:02,850 --> 01:01:03,847
<i>There it is.</i>

1185
01:01:04,519 --> 01:01:06,179
<i>- That was close.
- Is everybody okay?</i>

1186
01:01:06,353 --> 01:01:07,517
<i>You're still in danger.</i>

1187
01:01:07,689 --> 01:01:09,183
<i>The Fifi will kill you all.</i>

1188
01:01:09,357 --> 01:01:10,814
<i>Get the collars off.</i>

1189
01:01:12,817 --> 01:01:14,857
<i>Fifi, where are you going?</i>

1190
01:01:15,487 --> 01:01:16,517
<i>Mr. Weenie?</i>

1191
01:01:16,695 --> 01:01:19,021
<i>Let's get you out of those ropes.</i>

1192
01:01:19,532 --> 01:01:21,274
<i>- Boog, look out.
- Take cover.</i>

1193
01:01:23,118 --> 01:01:26,034
<i>Elliot, you take care of these guys.
I'll draw the others away.</i>

1194
01:01:26,203 --> 01:01:28,196
<i>- We gotta get these off.
- Thank you.</i>

1195
01:01:29,081 --> 01:01:30,658
<i>I won't let you hurt my friends.</i>

1196
01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,374
Hey.

1197
01:01:33,544 --> 01:01:35,167
<i>Weenie's in trouble. I gotta go.</i>

1198
01:01:35,337 --> 01:01:37,210
<i>- Weenie, I'm coming.
- Elliot, careful.</i>

1199
01:01:38,922 --> 01:01:41,958
<i>Breaker, breaker.
Mudflaps, do you read me? Over.</i>

1200
01:01:42,135 --> 01:01:44,256
This is Mudflaps. Over.

1201
01:01:44,428 --> 01:01:45,838
<i>You're not gonna believe it.</i>

1202
01:01:46,012 --> 01:01:48,501
<i>Mr. Weenie just
ran by me poolside.</i>

1203
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,219
<i>- Over.
- Bob, they found Mr. Weenie.</i>

1204
01:01:51,392 --> 01:01:52,553
<i>Hurry. Get in.</i>

1205
01:01:55,562 --> 01:01:57,019
<i>Hey, where's the fire, huh?</i>

1206
01:02:00,149 --> 01:02:02,686
<i>Oh, boy. There it is.</i>

1207
01:02:03,567 --> 01:02:05,856
<i>Mr. Weenie, Mama's coming, baby.</i>

1208
01:02:06,028 --> 01:02:08,520
Mama's coming.

1209
01:02:12,033 --> 01:02:14,321
Hey, Chet, lock up, would you?

1210
01:02:14,492 --> 01:02:16,368
I'm calling it a day, huh?

1211
01:02:20,416 --> 01:02:21,874
<i>Finally, some alone time.</i>

1212
01:02:24,417 --> 01:02:26,245
<i>Look out there, doggy.</i>

1213
01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:28,080
<i>Weenie. Weenie.</i>

1214
01:02:28,921 --> 01:02:31,495
<i>- Are you all right?
- Weenie's fine. Get the remote.</i>

1215
01:02:31,675 --> 01:02:32,837
<i>- I got it.
- Take this!</i>

1216
01:02:35,678 --> 01:02:36,708
Oh, no, you don't.

1217
01:02:45,144 --> 01:02:46,602
Oh, my.

1218
01:02:48,439 --> 01:02:50,430
<i>Save Rico, chica. Save Rico.</i>

1219
01:02:50,606 --> 01:02:51,770
There's so many.

1220
01:02:54,027 --> 01:02:55,058
Lock and load.

1221
01:02:55,361 --> 01:02:56,392
Pull!

1222
01:03:00,782 --> 01:03:02,240
Stanley, duck.

1223
01:03:02,408 --> 01:03:04,613
Man down. I'm hit.

1224
01:03:04,784 --> 01:03:08,236
<i>See? One duck, two duck.</i>

1225
01:03:08,413 --> 01:03:09,788
<i>We did it.</i>

1226
01:03:09,956 --> 01:03:12,957
<i>- Come on, Rico.
- Rico got your back, baby.</i>

1227
01:03:13,126 --> 01:03:14,868
<i>Take that.</i>

1228
01:03:16,295 --> 01:03:17,408
<i>Fire!</i>

1229
01:03:22,467 --> 01:03:23,793
<i>Saved by the slobber.</i>

1230
01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:26,885
<i>- Get him off me! Get him off!
- Take this, you wild beast!</i>

1231
01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:29,050
Oh, no.

1232
01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:31,963
- That's Elliot.
- That ain't good. Let's go.

1233
01:03:37,562 --> 01:03:39,021
- Elliot?
- Oh, no.

1234
01:03:39,188 --> 01:03:40,647
<i>- Rico, where is he?
- Oh, man.</i>

1235
01:03:40,816 --> 01:03:43,519
<i>- He's gotta get those collars off.
- Stop.</i>

1236
01:03:43,692 --> 01:03:45,318
Or everyone gets it.

1237
01:03:45,484 --> 01:03:48,236
Do you understand?

1238
01:03:51,699 --> 01:03:54,404
- Elliot. You okay?
- Yes, yes.

1239
01:03:54,577 --> 01:03:57,660
<i>- You could've gotten here sooner.
- You're breathing, aren't you?</i>

1240
01:03:57,828 --> 01:04:02,288
<i>Let this be an example to you all.</i>

1241
01:04:02,457 --> 01:04:03,831
- No, don't.
- No, Fifi, no.

1242
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,828
- Don't do it.
- Fifi, stop. Seriously.

1243
01:04:06,002 --> 01:04:08,327
<i>- Don't do it, Fifi.
- Don't push the button.</i>

1244
01:04:09,506 --> 01:04:10,619
Hold on, pal.

1245
01:04:12,549 --> 01:04:13,747
This is it.

1246
01:04:16,845 --> 01:04:18,636
Oh, no.

1247
01:04:20,474 --> 01:04:22,679
What? How did you do that?

1248
01:04:22,849 --> 01:04:24,675
<i>The old switcheroo, Boog.</i>

1249
01:04:24,851 --> 01:04:30,555
That was not fair.

1250
01:04:31,940 --> 01:04:33,315
<i>I gotta be honest with you.</i>

1251
01:04:33,483 --> 01:04:35,026
<i>He kind of had that coming.</i>

1252
01:04:35,192 --> 01:04:38,063
<i>Ice cream.</i>

1253
01:04:39,363 --> 01:04:40,691
<i>Hang in there, Hoppy.</i>

1254
01:04:40,864 --> 01:04:44,197
<i>But, officers, Fox Jaws
said Mr. Weenie was here.</i>

1255
01:04:44,368 --> 01:04:45,945
<i>Are you sure you haven't seen him?</i>

1256
01:04:46,202 --> 01:04:49,286
<i>Why don't you run through
that description for me one more time.</i>

1257
01:04:49,454 --> 01:04:51,696
<i>Yeah, Dispatch,
we got a male Caucasian...</i>

1258
01:04:51,873 --> 01:04:54,790
<i>... early 30s,
sustaining multiple pheno injections.</i>

1259
01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:57,450
<i>- We're sending him over to County.
- Go...</i>

1260
01:04:57,628 --> 01:04:59,667
You heard him. Go.

1261
01:04:59,837 --> 01:05:02,080
He's also dark brown
and long and jiggly...

1262
01:05:02,257 --> 01:05:04,380
<i>...and he walks
with the cutest little waddle.</i>

1263
01:05:05,635 --> 01:05:08,338
<i>Does this match the description
of your dog, ma'am?</i>

1264
01:05:09,929 --> 01:05:11,555
<i>Oh, Mr. Weenie.</i>

1265
01:05:11,723 --> 01:05:14,677
I miss you so much.

1266
01:05:15,477 --> 01:05:17,135
Hey, Roberto, my main man.

1267
01:05:17,309 --> 01:05:19,718
<i>- I appreciate the help out there.
- Sure thing.</i>

1268
01:05:19,896 --> 01:05:22,054
<i>And if you're ever
in the city, come on by.</i>

1269
01:05:22,231 --> 01:05:24,640
<i>We'll split a pizza pie. My treat.</i>

1270
01:05:24,818 --> 01:05:31,068
<i>From this day forward, domestics
and wilds will live together as one.</i>

1271
01:05:31,238 --> 01:05:33,778
<i>So your doghouse or mine, chica?</i>

1272
01:05:33,951 --> 01:05:38,077
<i>Hey, Rico, come here.
Let me share a wee secret with you.</i>

1273
01:05:38,245 --> 01:05:40,036
I'm not a girl!

1274
01:05:40,204 --> 01:05:44,747
<i>What? Seņor, you have played
with Rico's emotions.</i>

1275
01:05:45,751 --> 01:05:48,040
<i>Come on, Elliot.
Time to head on home.</i>

1276
01:05:48,212 --> 01:05:51,415
<i>- I hear you. Come on, Giselle.
- All right, everybody. Take it easy.</i>

1277
01:05:51,590 --> 01:05:54,126
<i>Well, it's time to swap spit
and hit the road.</i>

1278
01:05:54,299 --> 01:05:56,174
You said it, cowboy.

1279
01:05:56,344 --> 01:05:58,085
<i>- Hold on. Wait for me.
- Bye- bye.</i>

1280
01:05:58,261 --> 01:05:59,589
<i>Hey, wait, Mr. Weenie.</i>

1281
01:05:59,762 --> 01:06:01,257
Aren't you coming?

1282
01:06:01,431 --> 01:06:05,131
<i>Well, I have decided
not to go with you.</i>

1283
01:06:05,310 --> 01:06:07,679
<i>- Why not?
- Because just like you...</i>

1284
01:06:07,853 --> 01:06:11,517
<i>...I have realized that if you're never
tied to anything, you'll never be free.</i>

1285
01:06:11,689 --> 01:06:14,227
<i>- We're not tied together anymore.
- This is figurative.</i>

1286
01:06:14,401 --> 01:06:16,106
<i>So we have to be tied up in order...?</i>

1287
01:06:16,276 --> 01:06:18,518
<i>No. We must have limits
to be limitless.</i>

1288
01:06:19,739 --> 01:06:22,192
<i>Find a seat. This could take a while.</i>

1289
01:06:22,365 --> 01:06:24,901
<i>All that matters
is to be with the one you love...</i>

1290
01:06:25,074 --> 01:06:26,948
<i>... und the one that loves you.</i>

1291
01:06:27,119 --> 01:06:28,945
<i>You're not making
any sense, Weenie.</i>

1292
01:06:29,121 --> 01:06:32,619
<i>I'm just gonna spend the rest of my life
with the one who loves me:</i>

1293
01:06:32,790 --> 01:06:34,449
<i>Giselle.</i>

1294
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:37,124
<i>Wait for me.</i>

1295
01:06:37,294 --> 01:06:38,324
<i>Goodbye, my friends.</i>

1296
01:06:38,503 --> 01:06:40,294
I will miss you all!

1297
01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:43,961
<i>Weenie. It's been ages.</i>

1298
01:06:44,132 --> 01:06:45,710
<i>- Here's my chance.
- Roger.</i>

1299
01:06:45,885 --> 01:06:47,461
Let's go find your buddy Stanley.

1300
01:06:47,635 --> 01:06:50,470
No, no, no. He's your friend now.

1301
01:06:51,890 --> 01:06:54,130
- It's so sad, isn't it, Bob?
- Okay, okay.

1302
01:06:54,308 --> 01:06:56,798
Calm down. Calm down.

1303
01:06:56,977 --> 01:06:59,099
<i>Look. There he is. Long and jiggly.</i>

1304
01:06:59,271 --> 01:07:02,140
<i>Mr. Weenie? Is that you?</i>

1305
01:07:03,566 --> 01:07:05,475
<i>Mr. Weenie.</i>

1306
01:07:08,820 --> 01:07:12,567
<i>Mr. Weenie!</i>

1307
01:07:14,365 --> 01:07:15,645
Oh, my baby.

1308
01:07:15,825 --> 01:07:18,992
<i>You came back to Mama.</i>

1309
01:07:19,162 --> 01:07:20,405
<i>Don't lose him again, now.</i>

1310
01:07:20,578 --> 01:07:22,867
<i>- That dog loves you.
- Never.</i>

1311
01:07:23,041 --> 01:07:26,490
<i>Oh, no. The woman-beast
is torturing him again.</i>

1312
01:07:26,669 --> 01:07:28,660
<i>What? Is that what you call torture?</i>

1313
01:07:33,340 --> 01:07:34,668
Yeah. Why do you ask?

1314
01:07:34,841 --> 01:07:37,047
Why? Man,
she's showing him affection.

1315
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:40,336
You know, kiss, kiss, hug, hug.

1316
01:07:42,056 --> 01:07:43,335
<i>I might have misread that.</i>

1317
01:07:43,514 --> 01:07:44,973
<i>You might have misread that?</i>

1318
01:07:45,141 --> 01:07:47,596
<i>- Let me at him!
- Hey, hey. Come on now.</i>

1319
01:07:47,768 --> 01:07:49,677
<i>- Come on.
- Don't let go of him, Boog.</i>

1320
01:07:49,853 --> 01:07:53,684
<i>- Take it easy.
- Well, enough of that hullabaloo.</i>

1321
01:07:54,357 --> 01:07:57,026
<i>You know what, Giselle?
Mr. Weenie was right.</i>

1322
01:07:57,193 --> 01:07:58,521
About what?

1323
01:07:58,694 --> 01:08:02,691
About, you know, all that stuff
about what really matters.

1324
01:08:02,864 --> 01:08:05,069
Stuff? Oh, Elliot.

1325
01:08:05,241 --> 01:08:08,989
<i>How do I know you really feel it
if you can't even say it?</i>

1326
01:08:09,161 --> 01:08:11,532
<i>- Well, do I have to spell it out for you?
- Yes.</i>

1327
01:08:11,705 --> 01:08:14,823
<i>- Okay. You, me, together for...
- Hello.</i>

1328
01:08:14,998 --> 01:08:16,030
<i>You were saying?</i>

1329
01:08:16,209 --> 01:08:19,244
<i>It's me and you for...</i>

1330
01:08:19,420 --> 01:08:22,539
- Go on.
- Okay, what I'm trying to say is...

1331
01:08:22,714 --> 01:08:24,919
<i>Why do these birds and ducks
suddenly appear...</i>

1332
01:08:25,090 --> 01:08:27,414
<i>... every time you're near?</i>

1333
01:08:27,717 --> 01:08:30,256
<i>Unless, like me...</i>

1334
01:08:30,429 --> 01:08:33,713
<i>...they long to be close to you.</i>

1335
01:08:33,889 --> 01:08:36,843
<i>Oh, Elliot,
that's the most romantic thing...</i>

1336
01:08:37,017 --> 01:08:42,177
<i>Why do stars fall down from the sky</i>

1337
01:08:42,355 --> 01:08:47,478
<i>Every time you walk by?</i>

1338
01:08:47,650 --> 01:08:49,727
<i>Just like me</i>

1339
01:08:49,903 --> 01:08:52,228
<i>They long to be</i>

1340
01:08:52,405 --> 01:08:56,188
<i>Close to you</i>

1341
01:08:56,909 --> 01:09:01,201
<i>On the day that you were born
The angels got together</i>

1342
01:09:01,370 --> 01:09:05,664
<i>And decided to create
A dream come true</i>

1343
01:09:05,832 --> 01:09:08,786
<i>So they sprinkled moon dust
In your hair of gold</i>

1344
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:14,416
<i>And starlight in your eyes of blue</i>

1345
01:09:14,590 --> 01:09:19,964
<i>That is why
All the girls in town</i>

1346
01:09:20,136 --> 01:09:21,251
<i>Follow me...</i>

1347
01:09:21,429 --> 01:09:23,586
- Oh, dear.
...all around.

1348
01:09:23,764 --> 01:09:24,843
<i>It's true.</i>

1349
01:09:25,265 --> 01:09:27,340
<i>Just like me</i>

1350
01:09:27,516 --> 01:09:29,593
<i>They long to be</i>

1351
01:09:29,769 --> 01:09:32,260
<i>Close to you</i>

1352
01:09:34,607 --> 01:09:36,764
<i>Just like me</i>

1353
01:09:36,942 --> 01:09:40,357
<i>They long to be</i>

1354
01:09:40,528 --> 01:09:44,941
<i>Close to you</i>

1355
01:09:45,115 --> 01:09:47,689
<i>Giselle, I love you.</i>

1356
01:09:47,868 --> 01:09:48,899
You said it!

1357
01:09:49,077 --> 01:09:51,614
<i>I love you, Elliot.</i>

1358
01:09:53,456 --> 01:09:54,700
Yeah, that's my man.

1359
01:09:54,873 --> 01:09:57,080
<i>Close to you</i>

1360
01:10:04,131 --> 01:10:07,415
<i>Close to you</i>

1361
01:10:07,591 --> 01:10:08,919
<i>Not too close.</i>

1362
01:10:13,764 --> 01:10:16,432
<i>Close to you</i>

1363
01:10:16,599 --> 01:10:18,307
<i>I love this song.</i>

1364
01:10:22,980 --> 01:10:25,056
<i>Close to you</i>

1365
01:10:25,233 --> 01:10:27,982
Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful.

1366
01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:35,151
<i>Close to you</i>

1367
01:10:35,323 --> 01:10:37,150
Sing it, Bob.

1368
01:10:45,206 --> 01:10:46,321
Big finish now.

1369
01:10:51,670 --> 01:10:53,330
Elliot?

1370
01:10:57,759 --> 01:11:01,506
<i>Close to you</i>

1371
01:11:02,762 --> 01:11:04,137
That just ain't right.

1372
01:11:04,305 --> 01:11:06,262
<i>Come on!</i>