1 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,245 Byron! 2 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,639 I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. 3 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,182 I don't get sick ever. I don't never get sick. 4 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,690 - You know that. - Well, thank you for coming with me. 5 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:09,314 You're welcome, honey. You know I'm always on your side, honey. 6 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:11,728 I just don't get sick. I don't never get sick. 7 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:15,739 You're... You sick, but I don't get sick. I'm sorry. 8 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,779 - You nervous, honey? - No. 9 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,616 It's gonna be whatever it's gonna be. 10 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,831 Your mama taught you well, baby. 11 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,412 You got strong faith, Shirley, strong faith. 12 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,786 Hello. 13 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,752 Good God. Lord have mercy. 14 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,787 Good God, he fine. 15 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,002 Doc, I'm sick. 16 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,053 It's in my chest, Doc. Feel my chest. Come on. 17 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,172 Put your hands on my chest, Doc. Feel me. 18 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,394 Check my chest, Doc, please. I'm... 19 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,505 Aunt Bam. Stop it. 20 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,059 She's cute. 21 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,184 Cute? Cute is for puppies. 22 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:52,193 You mess with me, Doc, I'll have you somewhere sucking on your thumb, 23 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,114 calling for your mama! 24 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,985 Standing on your left leg, bowing down on your right, 25 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,201 wondering what I'm gonna do to you tonight. 26 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:07,160 Pop, pop, pop it off... 27 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,289 - You married, Doc? - No, ma'am. 28 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,628 - You straight? - Aunt Bam... 29 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,876 What? You gotta ask these questions nowadays, honey. 30 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,140 Will you please wait out in the waiting room? 31 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,184 - Please? - I'm embarrassing you? 32 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,556 I'm sorry, baby. I don't mean no harm. Help me up, Doc. 33 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,522 Just help me up. I gotta bend up like this. 34 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,142 You see, Doc, listen, I don't even get sick. 35 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,438 I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. 36 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:36,532 'Cause all y'all like to do is just probe all over people, feeling, touch all of them... 37 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,823 Two, four, six-pack. 38 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,744 Look at that? 39 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,160 What? Sorry. Okay, and look, look at your little offices. 40 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:48,042 This is too small in here. Ain't no room for nobody to turn around. 41 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,831 See, I like to turn it. When I turn it around I like to... 42 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,127 - He's straight. - Aunt Bam. 43 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:58,671 Okay. But look here, watch this, watch this. 44 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:02,134 Did you like that? I know he did, look at him. 45 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,460 - Aunt Bam, go on, now. - You blushing. Okay, I'm sorry. 46 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,063 And don't you be out there smoking. 47 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,929 You better be worried about what I'm gonna be out here smoking. 48 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,477 'Cause I'm gonna be out here smoking. I'm going out here to smoke. 49 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:16,654 And I like what I'm gonna be smoking. I like to see my name in puff. 50 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,988 She's something else. 51 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,201 You don't know the half of it. 52 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:25,025 So tell me, Dr. Evans. 53 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:28,869 Well, Ms. Shirley, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. 54 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,746 Just tell me. 55 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,130 The reason you've been short of breath and having the headaches 56 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,130 is because the cancer is back. 57 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:40,052 It's much more aggressive this time. I'm sorry. 58 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,585 I've called in a specialist who wants to try another round of chemotherapy. 59 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,104 Listen, I'm tired. 60 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,639 We've been fighting this thing for, what, seven years? 61 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,272 I really thought we had it beat. 62 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,100 Don't you look so sad. 63 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:59,479 What I know is that every day that God gives us is a gift. 64 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:04,570 And when he stops giving it to me, then I get to be with him. 65 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,411 So it's all right. 66 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,289 You're an amazing woman, Shirley. 67 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,543 You're always smiling. 68 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,964 Your faith gives me hope. 69 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,208 Well, God bless you. 70 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,590 I'll call and make an appointment. Okay? 71 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:22,546 Thank you, Doctor. 72 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:25,928 Good kush, good kush, good kush, good kush. 73 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,764 Good kush, good kush. 74 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,143 Hey. Christ, praise the Lord. 75 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,441 Good kush. 76 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,613 Baby, I wouldn't go in there. I wouldn't go in there if I was you, hon. 77 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:43,652 I told you. 78 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,279 Contact. 79 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,489 She's gonna be right when she comes out of there. 80 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,369 - Cora. Cora. - Aunt Bam. 81 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,657 Baby, what are you doing here? 82 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,418 Mr. Brown wasn't feeling well last night. 83 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,501 Well, you know he has diabetes, right? 84 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:02,838 - He does? - Yep. 85 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,473 - Lord, that's gonna kill him. - Don't say that. 86 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,640 - Lord, he's gonna die. He's gonna die. - He's... 87 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:08,929 He's not gonna die with that. 88 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,262 - Well, go on back there and see him then. - Well, all right. 89 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,908 Well, wait a minute now, why are you... 90 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,314 I'm all right, honey, I don't get sick. I'm here with Shirley. Shirley's back there. 91 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,397 - How is she? - She's okay. 92 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,150 She's okay. She's got strong faith. 93 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,607 - That's what we need. - She's got a strong back, too. 94 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,736 That could have made a lot for her back in the day... 95 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:28,451 But, she could pull the hell out of a wagon. 96 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:31,832 - What you... - Yeah. I ain't even... We didn't need horses. 97 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,751 Shirley was a horse all by herself. 98 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:38,210 She works like a horse, she treats people nice. 99 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,331 Yeah. 100 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,207 It's just not good to get sick and you treat people nice. 101 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,214 That just don't ever seem fair to me. 102 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,796 - Well, I... - But it's okay, I guess, 103 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,881 you know, the Lord just moves in mysterious ways. 104 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,047 - Yes, he does. - His wonders to perform. 105 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,926 Yes, well, okay. I'll talk to you later, all right? 106 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,433 - I'm going to see him. - Please do, 'cause you... 107 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:56,515 - And I'll call you. Don't call me. - All right. 108 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,022 'Cause you talks too much is what you do. 109 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,647 What you be saying, though. 110 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,648 Hey, baby. What the doctor say? 111 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,322 It's not good. 112 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,527 Girl, you gonna be all right. You gonna be all right. 113 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,782 Not this time. I need you to call all my children. 114 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:13,696 Okay, well, when we get home, baby, I'll turn it on for you. 115 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,285 As soon as we get to the house, All My Children... 116 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,410 Bam. 117 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,287 You know, Bam, you need to stop smoking all that weed. 118 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,214 Every time you smoke that weed you act like you crazy. 119 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,665 What are you talking about? You said you wanted to see All My Children. 120 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,174 I said I was gonna turn it on for you. 121 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,626 I wanna see all my family. 122 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,257 Well, okay, make up your mind, hon. 123 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,643 Do you wanna see All My Children or you wanna see All in the Family? 124 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:33,801 Which one? 125 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:35,678 - Bam. - What? 126 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,975 Come on, let's go catch this bus before we're too late. 127 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,899 Wait, Shirley, baby, did the doctor ask for my number? 128 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,734 Did he? Did he ask for my digits? 129 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,021 Come to the hospital? 130 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,527 You just gonna come up here and bring me like I'm a kid to the hospital. 131 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,730 You got diabetes and you wasn't feeling well and I brought you to the hospital. 132 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,198 Well, I feel well now. Can we go? 133 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,334 - Good day. - Good day, Doctor. How you doing? 134 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:55,989 - Very well, thanks. - Good, good. 135 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,497 Now, Mr. Brown, you have to take your insulin. 136 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,620 I've been taking. 137 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,916 - Now, are you eating right? - Yes, sure, I'm eating right. Yes. 138 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,670 No, he doesn't. He's lying. 139 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,502 Cora, ain't nobody... You don't call me no liar. 140 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,207 I'm your daddy. You come here, you're gonna sit there 141 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,667 and look at my face and call me no liar. 142 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,717 - You don't know what I eat. - I know what he ate. 143 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,430 He ate 10 pieces of bacon, three eggs, a biscuit 144 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,811 and a pork chop with jelly and orange juice. 145 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,850 Just for your information that's where you lie, 146 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:22,604 'cause I don't even eat pork. I ate ham. Thank you. 147 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,362 See, the problem with a lot of people is they think diabetes is just a little sugar. 148 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,442 It isn't. Now you have to eat right... 149 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,859 - He don't do that. You have to exercise. 150 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,277 He don't do that. 151 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:37,119 And let me tell you something, there are people who have lost their eyesight, 152 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:40,122 their limbs, and even died from this disease. 153 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,615 Now you gotta get serious about this, lose some weight, 154 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:45,671 - start exercising, or things could get worse. - Exercise. 155 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,923 Exercising, losing weight... 156 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,672 I am... Doctor, I hear what you... 157 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,797 Are you listening to what he's saying? 158 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,053 Cora, didn't I just say I hear what he's saying? 159 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,885 Now you're gonna make me whoop you. Get you some business. 160 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:58,469 You need to get you a husband, 161 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,216 maybe that'll keep you out of other people's business. 162 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,728 - You married, Doctor? - No, sir. 163 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,016 Cora ain't married neither. 164 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,060 Why don't you ask her to marry you and y'all live happily ever after 165 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,357 in a forest or something? 166 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,440 So she can leave me alone, stay out of my business. 167 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,856 Stay out of my mental function. 168 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,609 What? 169 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:16,701 Now, Mr. Brown, I've also noticed you've never had a colonoscopy. 170 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,118 Oh, yes, that's where you're wrong. 171 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:21,451 I drink colas all the time. I like colas with ice and everything. 172 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,079 And he shouldn't be drinking colas. There's too much sugar, isn't there, Doctor? 173 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,037 Cora, you're too much sugar. Looking like a bag of cotton candy. 174 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,213 Cora is the snack demon. 175 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,007 That's right. I caught her one day sneaking to get some chips. 176 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,384 Under your bed, I found them chip bags. 177 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:39,102 And she got soda water bags and cups and everything under her bed. 178 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,640 - You... - How many Oreos would this be? 179 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,195 - You... - You know how many it is! Tell me. 180 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,437 - You know how many... - Five Oreos. 181 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,350 You can tell me 'cause you tried to tell me the other night. 182 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,599 We're not in here about me... 183 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:52,026 Mr. Brown, I do have to tell you that you are well past 40 now. 184 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,530 Way past! 185 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:57,111 Well, I ain't that much past. You're trying to make it seem like 40 is down there, 186 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,868 and I'm way back... I'm close to 40. Forty's over there and I'm right there. 187 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,832 You make it seem like I'm old or something. 188 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,713 The point I'm trying to make is that you should be having 189 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:09,420 regular colon and prostrate exams. It could save your life. 190 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:15,669 Okay. You go ahead and check my collasum and my prostitute. All right? 191 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,469 It's prostate, Mr. Brown. 192 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,682 Cora, I know. It's the same thing. 193 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,973 Just go ahead and just check me. 194 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:26,097 Hold on. I had some of Cora's chips I found 195 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,314 and I might have some on my prostitate. 196 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,060 Go ahead and check. 197 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,694 Not that end, Mr. Brown. 198 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,106 The other end. 199 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,321 You talking about my beginning and the end? 200 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,034 - Yes! - The devil is a liar! 201 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,914 You can't be back there like that. 202 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:43,038 - Wait, Doctor. Wait! - Get him, Doc. 203 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,657 I'm new! Please! 204 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:52,749 Hey, Madea. 205 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,368 What the doctor say about Brown? 206 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,627 He's better. He just has to watch his diabetes, just like you. 207 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,887 Oh, yeah, he got to watch that, honey, he got to watch that for real. 208 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,969 He's gotta stop eating all that foolishness and start exercising. 209 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,755 You right. 210 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,730 You right. I think I'm gonna have the number four. 211 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,440 Welcome to Snax. May I take your order? 212 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,872 Are you at one of those drive-throughs? 213 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,269 Yes, I'm at a drive-through. Hell, I'm hungry. I'm trying to get some breakfast. 214 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,358 Didn't I just tell you, you have to start eating healthier? 215 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,493 Cora, hell, I don't wanna hear that. 216 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,740 I know you're probably standing right next to a vending machine right now. 217 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,449 What you got, a honey bun? 218 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,832 Byron! 219 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,081 Cora, listen, I got to go now. 220 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,787 Girl, I'm driving on the phone. You know Oprah don't want me driving on the phone. 221 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,458 Goodbye. 222 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,917 I'm upset, or whatever the case may be. 223 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:42,636 I would like to have a ham, egg and cheese biscuit and orange juice. 224 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,224 Call Day back... No, you call him on your phone, 225 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,806 I'm gonna keep callin' Byron, but I'm gonna keep hanging up, answering, 226 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,352 "Nah, nah, nah." Hold on. 227 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,976 - Heller? - Lady, I hear you. Hold on! 228 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,270 - You better answer that phone or... - Okay. 229 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:58,940 All right. The service ain't what it used to be either, I tell you. 230 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,611 It's Sabrina. Byron... 231 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,374 You need to go on Maury for him, girl. 232 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,655 For real, dawg. 233 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,084 It's hot as hell in this Cadillac and I don't have no air conditioner. 234 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,459 What do you wanna eat? 235 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:21,010 I want a ham and egg and a cheese biscuit, okay? Heller! 236 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,132 We're out of ham. 237 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,428 You out of ham? 238 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,683 Okay. All right. Fine, fine. Then give me an egg and cheese biscuit. 239 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,180 We're out of egg. 240 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,555 You're out of egg? You're just... 241 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,443 Fine! Then just give me a damn biscuit. 242 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,436 It's 10:31, ma'am, and we just stopped serving breakfast. 243 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,822 Hold the hell on. I've been sitting here for 15 minutes waiting on your... No, honey. 244 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,776 No, no, no. I don't care. I want breakfast. 245 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,946 You want something else like lunch or something? 246 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,485 Ain't nobody say nothing about no lunch. 247 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,620 I don't want no lunch. I want breakfast. 248 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,455 - Breakfast ended at 10:30... - Oh, hell no. 249 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,257 Everybody's all screaming around me or whatever. 250 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,631 - I don't know what you talkin' about. - Little girl. 251 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,757 What? 252 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,013 I'm about to get carbon peroxide poisoning in this damn car, 253 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,636 waiting on you to get me my damn food. 254 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,183 This Cadillac is old as hell. 255 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,596 Where's my food at, honey? 256 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:15,476 We're out of egg, we're out of ham, and we're out of cheese and biscuit. 257 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,813 So can you get out of line, please? 258 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,108 Where's your manager, honey? 259 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,975 Look, I am the manager. 260 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,945 Now move! 261 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,111 Move! 262 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,413 You hear these people, it's crazy! For real! 263 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,785 She got crazy. 264 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,787 What the... 265 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,675 Hell, you ain't got no damn sense. 266 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,430 I told you I want my damn food. 267 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:49,893 Oh, my God! 268 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,058 I'm taking everything you got. 269 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,693 You act like you ain't got no sense... 270 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,520 Lady, what is wrong with you? 271 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,614 - Oh, my God! - What the hell's wrong with you? 272 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,940 You're gonna videotape me? You're gonna videotape me? 273 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,316 I'm taking it out. 274 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,830 I'm trying to be patient, I don't know what the hell's wrong with y'all. 275 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,200 Old people, y'all act like y'all ain't got no sense... 276 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,078 - I'm takin' some food... - Where you at? 277 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,384 And I'm feeding my fat-ass daughter and everybody else and see how you like that. 278 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,039 You ain't seen nothing. 279 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,588 I can't wait for you. If you lookin' for me, my name is Cora Simmons. 280 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,571 One, two. 281 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,658 I called everybody. 282 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,616 - Good! - Yep. 283 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,996 You scared, Shirley? 284 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,502 Ain't no room for fear when you're this tired. 285 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,710 Bam, 286 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,126 I don't want nobody screaming at my funeral. 287 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,297 - Shirley. I don't wanna talk about... - Come on now. 288 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,763 Listen to me. I can't tell this to my children. 289 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:18,768 I want Reverend Jackson to give an uplifting sermon. 290 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,860 And I don't want you to let my children fight about anything. 291 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:26,283 And I want Sister Laura to sing that song I like, 292 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,858 "Heaven's Waiting for Me." 293 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,360 Will you do that for me? 294 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,242 Yes, I will, baby, 295 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:36,365 but Shirley, you're probably gonna outlive us all. 296 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,155 Only God knows. 297 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,632 Well, just in case you do, 298 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,463 - when I die, I don't want no flowers. - No? 299 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:49,586 No, I don't want no flowers. I want y'all to plant marijuana stalks 300 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,006 all around my grave. 301 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,053 - I knew I'd make you smile. - Go! 302 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:58,308 Instead of pouring some for the homies, like the young folks there, 303 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:03,193 I want y'all to have a puff, puff, pass, repass. 304 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:07,612 Just pass them all out. Just pass them. I wanna say, "Puff, puff, pass, repass." 305 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,777 Put that down! 306 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,072 - I love to hear you laugh. - God gonna get you. 307 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,950 - No. I... - Puff, puff, pass... 308 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:20,118 - I want you to start it off. - All that noise goin' on in here. Hey, Mama. 309 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,706 - Hey. Hi, honey. - Hi. 310 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,093 Give me little Byron. Come here, little Byron. 311 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,460 - Go to Aunt Bam. - Byron. 312 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:32,427 Take little Byron. Take that baby. 313 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,722 Smell like a grown man did it in that diaper. 314 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,974 - Change that baby's diaper. - Please. 315 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,681 - Get that off of me. - Okay, Mama. 316 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,770 Let's go upstairs and change you then, huh? 317 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:44,442 Get you fresh. Baby, can you hand me a diaper out the bag? 318 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,726 I am not the nanny. Here. 319 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,646 - Well, thank you. - You're welcome. 320 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,087 All right, Mama. I'm gonna go change him. 321 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,827 Don't you think you need to be going with him somewhere? 322 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,615 Why? That is not my baby. 323 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,290 I don't like you. 324 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,289 - Excuse me? - I said I don't like you. 325 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,552 - So? - Bam, the baby is here. 326 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,928 Well, then I tell you what, let's do a nursery rhyme for the baby. 327 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,680 Row, row, row your ho Up and down the street 328 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:23,846 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily She's just a piece of meat 329 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,353 Whatever! 330 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,480 That's what I don't like about her. That's why I get high. 331 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,895 That's why I have to stay high. 332 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,977 Tell me again why we're here. 333 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,528 Listen, my mother wanted all of us to come over, okay? 334 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,824 I have better things to do than sit at your mama's house. 335 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,624 I mean, I don't know what's worse, the baby poop or the smell of moth balls, 336 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:42,874 or that Bam thing. 337 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,745 Listen, baby, will you... 338 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,752 Will you please let me just find out what's going on first? 339 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,504 After that I will take you home. 340 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,166 How are you gonna take me home? You ain't got no car. 341 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,671 Every time I come over here, it's some drama. 342 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,762 You remember your apartment and your Benz? 343 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,675 Don't you miss it? 344 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,520 Yeah. Yeah. Just like I miss going to jail, right? 345 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,057 And wasn't I right there by your side? 346 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,805 You? But you wasn't in there. 347 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:12,025 All you gotta do is make one little drop and get us enough money to get a place. 348 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,610 Instead of spending the night at my sister's house 349 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:18,815 and me sneaking up here in your mama's house in the middle of the night. 350 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,738 Come on, Byron, don't you wanna be alone with me in our own place? 351 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,124 It's just one drop. 352 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,380 Listen, stop talking about that kind of stuff around my son. 353 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,459 Boy, he don't know what I'm saying. 354 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,506 - Renee. - What? 355 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,879 You are not gonna get caught. 356 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,676 Roscoe said you were one of his best guys when you were slinging. 357 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,801 Come on, Byron. See, when I first met you, you had heart. 358 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,062 Look, and I got heart! 359 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,623 And I also got a job, too. And that's enough for us right now. 360 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:47,889 I'm out of the game. 361 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,320 Look, I love you, Byron, I really do, but that little 10 an hour you're making 362 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,730 is not taking care of me or you. 363 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,742 I don't wanna talk about this no more. Okay? 364 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,775 Okay. Fine. 365 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,869 I told you to go right and you go left. 366 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,416 - Okay. - I can't stand you sometimes, Harold. 367 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:13,250 Had you did what I told you to do we would have been here 15 minutes ago. 368 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,667 - Yeah... - I told you this boy has to pee. 369 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,376 - Yeah, but he's all right. - What up, people? What up, Bam? 370 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,756 - I wanna go to the bathroom. - Hey, baby. 371 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,223 You know where the bathroom is, boy. Come on. 372 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:25,524 Wait a minute, that boy is 10 years old and y'all still taking him to the bathroom? 373 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,600 I told her to stop babying these kids. 374 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,767 What did you say, Harold? 375 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,314 He said he told you to stop babying these children. 376 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,518 I did not say... 377 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,648 - Shut up, you did. - I didn't say that... 378 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,145 - Hey, Tammy. - Why would you... You're a tattletale. 379 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,282 - Calvin! - Hey, Shirley, how are you? 380 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,414 - Where is Kimberly? - You know your daughter, she's working, 381 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,082 - but she'll be here. - Oh, well. 382 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,791 - Harold. - Shirley. 383 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:50,671 It's so good to see my two fine son-in-laws! 384 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,110 - Yes, ma'am. - Wait a minute, I only see one fine one, hon. 385 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,632 Thank you, thank you, thank you, Aunt Bam. 386 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,552 Child, I don't smoke that much, shut up. 387 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,376 Don't turn that... Don't... Leave that alone. 388 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,638 Now... 389 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,966 Thank you very much. 390 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,346 You didn't hear me say don't touch? 391 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,892 Harold, you better get your child. 392 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,385 H.J., stop that now, you see grown folks talking now. 393 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,484 Punk-ass. 394 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,071 See this? Look at this right here. I tell you what... 395 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,320 - Bam, don't kill him! Don't kill him! - Sit down. 396 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:19,744 Touch it again. 397 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,570 Don't kill him, Aunt Bam! 398 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:25,236 Look, Harold can let that child act like he wants to if they want to. 399 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,044 Oh, I got another one, honey. 400 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,909 Touch it again. Touch it. 401 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,916 Touch it, Shaka Zulu. Touch it. 402 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,090 - Harold, you don't see this? - He's just a kid. 403 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,799 - You know these new kids, they do... - Shut up! 404 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,376 He's a kid that needs to know who the parents are, Harold. 405 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,141 What do you expect, Aunt Bam? 406 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,432 They let these kids run around like they have no home training at all. 407 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,635 That's why I don't allow my son around these children. 408 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:50,774 Baby... 409 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,769 - What did she just say? - Tammy, calm down. 410 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,816 She said she don't want her children around your children 411 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,110 'cause your children act like fools. 412 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,613 They look like fools, they dress like fools. 413 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,489 - Look at them, they're just foolish. - Thank you. 414 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,622 I know you're not talking about my children. 415 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,543 My boys that I'm raising? 416 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,081 She punked you. You look like a sucker. 417 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,455 See? 418 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,790 This is why I didn't even wanna come over here to begin with. 419 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,835 Girl, you barely spend time with Mama anyway. 420 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,339 Being here ain't gonna kill you. 421 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,211 Come on, girls, now calm down. 422 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:21,917 Why are y'all blowing up my phone up anyway? 423 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,298 Wait a minute, your mama told me to call y'all over here. 424 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:28,136 - For what? - I just wanted to see you, that's all. 425 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,385 Mama, you know I got things to do. 426 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,438 Well, at least stay and have dinner with me. Please? 427 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,060 - Please? - In the middle of the week? 428 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,856 It's bad enough we do this on Sundays. 429 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,901 Princess, 430 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,820 when was the last Sunday that you came over here not to eat with us? 431 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,084 I'm sorry, I must not have been here. What year was that? 432 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,661 You don't remember either, do you? That's it. 433 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,373 Mama, I don't like you begging her. 434 00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:59,039 Come on in the kitchen and help me get this food together, 435 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:01,588 I need somebody to go into the garage and get the ice. 436 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,762 - Me. - I'll do it. 437 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,838 Hey. Hey, wait for me. Don't y'all leave me... 438 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:10,432 What am I supposed to do with it? 439 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,598 I don't know, hold it? 440 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,851 Sit... Don't play with me. 441 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:20,440 Sit down, baby, and hold the baby over there. They'll be back, trick. 442 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,230 - What? - You heard what I said, broad. 443 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,399 I don't stutter. 444 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,282 Touch the TV. Touch it! 445 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:33,119 I don't like none of you. You make me sick, all y'all. 446 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,329 - Man, I'm so glad to be out of the house. - Got it, Calvin? 447 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,829 - Ain't that right? - I'll tell you what, 448 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:42,957 this ice is warmer than your sister Tammy any day. 449 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,377 Hey, hey, hey. You better calm down. 450 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,759 Look, man, I know it's your sister and I'm sorry, 451 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,853 but sometimes, man, she makes me so... 452 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,969 You better be quiet. You know she can hear you. 453 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:58,845 Y'all be playing, but she can really hear like that. I mean, like a dog. 454 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:02,016 What is wrong with your sisters, Byron? 455 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,188 Man, what is wrong with women period? 456 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,986 Sabrina, for instance, right? 457 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:09,073 Man, that girl know I only make $1,000 a month. 458 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,866 And I still send her 300. 459 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,910 - Three hundred? - Man, the girl still ain't satisfied. 460 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,123 As soon as I give her the money you know what she wants to tell me? 461 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,714 - What she say? - "Wait a minute! Hold up! 462 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:20,128 "Hold up! That ain't enough!" 463 00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:23,799 Got the weave and all. "That ain't enough! I need more!" 464 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,380 - So you know what I do? - What do you do? 465 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,966 I give her more. 466 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,360 But then, look, the next time I see her she's in some new clothes. 467 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:35,176 Why don't you just start buying the baby stuff and give it to her yourself? 468 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:38,269 I tried that. All she do is take the clothes back and get the money. 469 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,519 - What? - Yeah. 470 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:42,523 No, no, young buck. You got to take the tags off the clothes. 471 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,316 What, did you think I didn't do that? I did that, too. 472 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:49,072 Then she takes the clothes and tries to sell them to everybody in the neighborhood. 473 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,527 I am telling y'all, man, she's crazy. 474 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:58,080 I just... I just want my son to know that I'm out here doing the right thing. 475 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:02,036 But she's telling everybody something different, you know? 476 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:04,627 Man, what am I supposed to do? 477 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,960 You got to keep Peter in the gate, you understand me? 478 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,427 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. I know you ain't talking. 479 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,258 Yeah, you ought to think about that next time you and Tammy 480 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,785 decide to have some more of them little demon seeds y'all got. 481 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,806 - Demon seeds? - Yeah, you. 482 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:19,142 My kids ain't bad like that. 483 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:23,056 Look, man, your kids are out of control. You got to do better. 484 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,272 Well, she won't let me discipline them. She won't! 485 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,358 And after a while I just stopped. 486 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:33,068 Look, I don't know what's wrong with her. We argue all the time, 487 00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:34,907 every time I turn around, I was trying to do something, 488 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,122 she's just driving me crazy! 489 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,912 I'm dealing with the same thing with Kimberly. 490 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,865 She's always mad. I don't know what to do with her. 491 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,826 And it seems like the longer that we're married, the worse it gets. 492 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:46,918 You know what, maybe her and Tammy are going through menopause or something. 493 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,506 No, it ain't no menopause. Tammy... Tammy... 494 00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:51,835 Tammy was like that when we first met. Yeah. 495 00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:53,846 As soon as we got together she was yelling at me. 496 00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:55,088 Wow. 497 00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:56,929 - What? - And you still married her. 498 00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,139 Yeah. But it's worse now. 499 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:04,519 'Cause now she won't look at me, I can't touch her, I can't even come near her, 500 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,975 and we ain't had sex in over a year. 501 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,666 Oh, Lord Jesus, please kill the visuals. 502 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,606 I'm bound up. 503 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,078 Why do it sound like both of y'all in prison? 504 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:15,164 I'd get more love in prison. 505 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:19,946 Coming home to a house that you're paying for, and there's no peace, is prison. 506 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:22,408 I don't know how much longer I can take this. 507 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:25,253 - So what are you saying, man? - Something's got to give. 508 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:27,169 - Well, do you love my sister? - Yeah. 509 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:30,381 - All right, man. - Sometimes that's not enough, Byron. 510 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:36,723 I hear you on that, but, dawg, you ain't got but six years in. 511 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,474 Next week it will be 17 years for us. 512 00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:44,516 - You know what, something's got to give. - Yeah. 513 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:46,768 - You know, we need to hang out more. - We need to talk on the phone 514 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,765 - and support group or something. - We need to go to a strip club. 515 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,437 Wait, wait, wait, now, hold up, hold up, hold up. 516 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,449 Before y'all both go jumping into the deep end, 517 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,108 I know my sisters, all right? 518 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:57,357 All y'all got to do is just do something nice for them. 519 00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:02,332 Calvin, why did you take Kim to one of them fly spots, man? 520 00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:04,833 Nice restaurant, let her relax a little bit. 521 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,170 And Harold, find my sister a nice anniversary gift or something like that. 522 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,505 Anniversary gift? Like what? What you think, though? 523 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,165 I don't know. Some flowers, something. 524 00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,181 Okay. Okay, I'm gonna try that. 525 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,848 I can't believe I'm taking advice from an 18-year-old. 526 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:24,996 Hey, hey, I know something about them ladies. You see how I do. 527 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:26,874 I got two fighting over me right now. 528 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,691 Yes, you do. 529 00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,067 Hey, y'all smell that? 530 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,740 That's weed. 531 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:39,532 Aunt Bam. What are you doing? 532 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,448 Yes. 533 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:47,421 What? I'm hunting wabbits. What the hell y'all think I'm doing? 534 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,165 - Byron? - Yes, ma'am. 535 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:52,586 I think your baby mama's about to kill your girlfriend. 536 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,586 What? Baby mama? 537 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,263 Yeah. Sounds like she got her in a choke hold. 538 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,972 - All right, Byron, you better get... - No... 539 00:27:58,052 --> 00:28:01,012 - No, no, no, no! - Byron. 540 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:06,813 Byron, how you gonna disrespect me by having one of your tricks holding my baby? 541 00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,314 Listen, we ain't together, okay? 542 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,995 You know what, where my money at, Byron? 543 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:13,397 Who are you calling a trick, retard? 544 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:16,776 Byron, you told her about my IQ test scores? 545 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,032 For real? That's how you feel it? 546 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,986 - What are you talking about? - You make me sick. 547 00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:23,656 You so ugly with your yellow self, 548 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,164 and you, start with me. 549 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:28,407 Go ahead, start with me. Jump, frog, jump. 550 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:32,672 You know what, Shirley, I know you wanted me to come to this dinner, 551 00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:36,383 but I really can't do this. I can't have my baby around this trash, I got to go. 552 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,625 I really wanted you to stay for dinner. 553 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:39,966 Mama? 554 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,682 No, Ms. Shirley, no. No, ma'am, no ham, no turkey. Just let me go. 555 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:46,434 I already had a rough day at work with some crazy old woman 556 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,677 that needs to be in jail, for real, though. 557 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:52,269 Speaking ofjail, I hear you're back on the streets, Byron. 558 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,861 - What? - Selling dope. 559 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,271 You know what I'm talking about. 560 00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:56,859 I wish. 561 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,404 Mama, she's lying. 562 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,817 Well, then the whole block is lying, Ms. Shirley. 563 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,120 Don't listen to her, okay? 564 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:06,701 Look, she just wants you to be mad at me, that's all. 565 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:08,287 I just wanna know if I can get a dime bag. 566 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:11,002 Oh, God, I got to check on my biscuits, see if my... 567 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,463 Oh, my God, what I got a lie for, Byron? 568 00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:15,344 Stop. Stop. Stop. 569 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,919 Girl... I swear to God! 570 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:23,969 Keep playing with me. I'll have 5-O on your ass in 2.5 seconds. 571 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,469 I want my money. 572 00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:27,266 How are you gonna give this chick all this money 573 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:30,729 but you can't even give me $300 for your son? 574 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,481 You're a trifling ass father, Byron. 575 00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:34,273 - Stop. Stop it. - You was a trifling ass father, Byron. 576 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,266 Listen. Hey, hey, hey. 577 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,728 Hey. Shut up! Be quiet! 578 00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:40,609 Listen. 579 00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,196 - Shut the hell up. - Please, thank you. 580 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,741 You know I give you money every month. 581 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:49,496 Oh, my God, I'm so happy that I got this little job at this little burger joint, 582 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:52,423 because it looks like I'm gonna have to be the man of this relationship, too. 583 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:56,339 We? Us? We ain't in no relationship. At all. 584 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,300 Never. Ever. 585 00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,760 Boy, you know you want all this, 586 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,300 this almondy stuff. 587 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,088 Listen, can I get that dime bag, though? 588 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,048 - Aunt Bam... - Oh, my God. 589 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,928 I gotta get out of here. Let me go. 590 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,890 Come on. Your father don't want you. But it's all right. 591 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,675 We're gonna be all right. Excuse me. 592 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:14,852 - "Father," with a "V"? - Yeah. 593 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:18,438 - "Faver," mother... - Watch your mouth. 594 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,355 - Excuse me. - Okay. Keep it walking. 595 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,905 I did the best I could to raise you and you're gonna do this again? 596 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,159 Mama, the girl is lying. 597 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,251 You are gonna go back to jail. 598 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,252 What is wrong with you, boy? 599 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:41,047 - Ever since your father died... - Look, Mama, she's lying. 600 00:30:42,925 --> 00:30:46,295 Look, if you don't believe me, then I might as well go out here and do it. 601 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:47,716 That's if you believe her. 602 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,217 Mama, I'm not selling no dope. 603 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:52,728 Mama, look at me. 604 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:54,563 I'm not doing nothing. 605 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:56,335 I wouldn't keep no secrets from you. 606 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:00,821 Just like you wouldn't keep no secrets from me. 607 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:06,912 I get it. 608 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,913 You can believe it if you want to. 609 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:15,411 Renee! 610 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,168 We out. 611 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:20,498 Shirley, look, look, look. Look, look, look, look. 612 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,747 Quick, look, look, look. 613 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,258 Mother, we're leaving, too. I have to pick up my son from daycare. 614 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,303 Mama wants to have dinner with you. I don't get... 615 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,427 You have dinner with her. 616 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:33,144 I'm sure there's enough for you and your herd. 617 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:34,727 Girl, I will stump a mud hole 618 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:37,100 - in your skinny, bougie... - A mud... 619 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:39,481 - Honey... - Don't touch me, Calvin. 620 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,950 I'm sorry, Ms. Shirley. See ya. 621 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,324 - Aunt Bam. - All right. 622 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,698 Jiggle, jiggle, pull 'em apart. 623 00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:55,706 You ain't had that happen in a long time, have you? 624 00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,329 No, but... Tammy. 625 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,325 Bye, Calvin. 626 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,788 I feel sorry for you that you have to go home with that. 627 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,335 What's a mud hole? What is it? 628 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:05,801 Aunt Bam, you're too high. 629 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,762 I would love to see that, I tell you. 630 00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:09,885 Harold, H.J., Will, come on. 631 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,470 Well, that went nice. 632 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:17,136 When am I gonna tell them with them behaving that way? 633 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:19,897 Shirley, listen, I don't know, we'll figure something out, baby, please. 634 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:22,520 But I want 'em all together so I can tell 'em. 635 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,689 You're gonna ruin my high, honey. You're gonna ruin it. You're gonna ruin it. 636 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:26,987 I know you wanna tell 'em. 637 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,630 Hey, y'all, Mama wants y'all... She's gonna tell y'all something. 638 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:32,116 Bam, you need to stop all that smoking. 639 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,320 You need to smoke something. 640 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,700 We've been arguing... 641 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,245 - Shut the hell up. - All right. 642 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:46,014 Now wait a second. All right? All right? Okay. All of you be quiet. 643 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,718 Because I can tell the truth right here. 644 00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:51,342 We've got the results right here. 645 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:55,563 Okay. 646 00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:59,521 In the case of Baby DeShawn, 647 00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:02,521 neither of you are the father. 648 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:07,490 Lord, I knowed it, I knowed it. I knowed that wasn't the daddy. 649 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:10,606 Mabel, get your big ass out the way. You know it's fit for television. 650 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:14,027 That is trifling as hell. How the hell she had all of them men 651 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,577 if she don't even know who the baby daddy is? 652 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:19,042 Yeah. You know who that remind me of? You. 653 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:23,125 You know you was a ho back in the day. Yes, indeed. 654 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:26,750 But you know, look here, that boy, he didn't even know that wasn't his baby. 655 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,508 Been paying child support 18 years. 656 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,760 Giving, two, three, four hundred dollars. 657 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:33,007 Four hundred dollars he's giving that girl a month. 658 00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:35,763 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna start a company. 659 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:39,979 For every baby daddy who has been through some trouble with baby mamas. 660 00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:42,904 I'm gonna call it, "1-800-Choke-That-Ho." 661 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:46,440 How about 1-800-Choke-That-Ho? 662 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,283 That's a rap song, Mabel. 663 00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:50,282 1-800-Choke-That-Ho. 664 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,027 Joe, shut up. Just shut up. 665 00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:53,284 Mabel! 666 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:57,655 Mabel! Mabel! Mabel! Mabel! 667 00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,624 I'm right here, jackass! 668 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,915 Mabel, I went to the doctor, and they say I'm dying. 669 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,633 Mr. Brown, you are not dying. 670 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,670 You had a colonoscopy and they found a growth 671 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,513 and they wanted to remove it and do a biopsy. 672 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:11,420 See, they wanna do a bibopsy on me. That means I'm dying. 673 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:12,757 They found a growth? 674 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,094 - Yes. - Yes. 675 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:16,137 You had to go to the doctor to find that out? 676 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:18,381 Hell, I'm looking at a growth coming out of your shoes. 677 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,106 That's a good one, Mabel. I see the growth, too. 678 00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:25,595 Y'all laughing, but I think I got the cancer. 679 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,109 You are the cancer! 680 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,977 Mabel, can you do something for me, baby? 681 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,782 - Yes. Yes. - Do one thing for me. 682 00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,695 Can you just hold me one more time? 683 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,279 - Madea! Madea! - I can't see. 684 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,487 Don't get up on me, touching me like that. 685 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,118 You didn't have to do that, Madea. 686 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,004 Mabel, you got big old man hands. 687 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:46,421 And you don't have a big old man nothing. 688 00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:49,173 That's a good one, baby. 689 00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:51,303 You on a roll, girl. You on a roll. 690 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:53,091 What did the veterinarian say? 691 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,715 That girl said "the vet." She say "the vet." 692 00:34:56,803 --> 00:35:01,063 You is funny. You are the next Lenny Bruce. You funny. You funny. 693 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,181 Madea, that is not funny. 694 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:04,437 What did the veterinarian say? I'm sorry. Okay. 695 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:07,649 It's not funny. Y'all laughing, but I think I see the light. 696 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:09,404 I see the light, too. 697 00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:11,863 Hell, all them colors you got on, you are the light. 698 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,952 Taste the rainbow. You look like a pack of Skittles. 699 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,912 MC Lyte, Crayola light, 700 00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:20,912 Budweiser Light, jackass light. 701 00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:25,036 I know, I know it wasn't good, but I got it. 702 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,833 Madea, Uncle Joe, don't do that. That is not nice. 703 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,206 Just say something nice to him for once. 704 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:33,844 I will say something nice to him for once. 705 00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:35,831 Something nice to you for once. 706 00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,264 Madea! 707 00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:38,824 When I'm gone, they'll appreciate me. 708 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,934 All right, don't even worry about it. You gonna be all right. You gonna be... 709 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:43,465 - I am? - Yes, Brown. 710 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:47,688 Lots of people done had to have colonoscopies. 711 00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:49,051 You're supposed to get that done 712 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,404 when you get to be a certain age, anyway. 713 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:51,522 You're gonna be all right. 714 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:52,816 It's good to get your rooter checked. 715 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:55,491 That's all right, Brown. That's all right, Brown. You're gonna be fine. 716 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,490 All dogs go to heaven. 717 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,695 So, I know they have room for silverbacks. 718 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,542 That is so mean, Uncle Joe. 719 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:07,543 Funny. 720 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,916 - Madea. - He is silverback, too. 721 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,791 He's just... 722 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:17,842 Hey, y'all. Joe! Madea, Mabel. 723 00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:19,386 Hey, Bam. 724 00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:20,723 Hey, Cora. Hey, Brown. 725 00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:22,261 Hey, Bam. 726 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:25,179 Bam, did they tell you I'm dying? 727 00:36:25,559 --> 00:36:26,849 That's good to hear. 728 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:29,190 - What? - Aunt Bam, he said he's dying. 729 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,725 Oh, sorry. 730 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:34,691 Help me. 731 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:42,945 What brings you by here, honey? 732 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,539 Shirley and her kids. 733 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:46,001 How's she doing? 734 00:36:46,788 --> 00:36:48,618 Not good. Not good at all. 735 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:51,919 Help me. Help me. 736 00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:56,264 You need to help her with her kids. 737 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,759 - No, child. No, no, no. - They out of control. 738 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,472 I don't know why folks wanna run to the elders 739 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,153 after their children get out of control, 740 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:06,499 when the elders be telling them all along y'all need to get these children straight. 741 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,438 Now that they're grown and out of control, they want some help from us. 742 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:12,769 I'm sorry, honey. We have two different styles of raising children. 743 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:14,766 She like to pray, I like to punch. 744 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,688 We can't do that. She's my favorite niece and all, 745 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,816 but no, child, I'm not fittin' to get into that. No. 746 00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,279 Help me. 747 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:24,615 Abort, abort. Evacuate. Abort, evacuate. 748 00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:26,421 - What? - Mabel, she needs your help, honey. 749 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:29,623 Can't nobody bring a family together like you can. 750 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:33,083 And can't nobody eat a steak like you can. 751 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:37,546 And can't nobody do me like Jesus. Help me. Help me. 752 00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:41,721 Help me. Help me, please. Somebody. Somebody, anybody... 753 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,721 - Joe, what's wrong with you? - Somebody help me. 754 00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:45,637 What is wrong with you, fool? 755 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:46,805 Y'all don't hear that? 756 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,473 - Hear what? - Hear what? 757 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,269 That's the floor. It's talking. Listen. 758 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,939 Help me. 759 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:59,232 It's saying that 'cause it got all y'all big asses standing on that floor. 760 00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,489 - That's them. - Joe. 761 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,331 It's the truth. Them floor joints is screaming... 762 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:12,289 - They're screaming like... - Shut the hell up, Joe, shut up. 763 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:13,869 Don't shake like that, Mabel. 764 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,669 Hell, all that cellulite, and look like you got hail damage 765 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:18,923 all over your legs when you shake. Don't do that. 766 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:21,262 These stretch marks is a road map to heaven. 767 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:25,221 You follow this GPS, it's gonna take you somewhere you ain't never been before. 768 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,558 Your stretch marks about to make me... I got to throw up. 769 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,729 You about to throw up that cancer in your back. 770 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,351 Get it all out, get it all out, let him use you. 771 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:37,652 Mabel, please. Please help Shirley. 772 00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,092 Does Shirley know you're over here? 773 00:38:40,694 --> 00:38:42,614 Well, she'll be fine with it. 774 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,109 She'll be fine with it. 775 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,120 Give me all their addresses and I will go by there and try to help them. 776 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:48,907 Thank you. Yes! 777 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,043 - You ain't gonna hold me... - Just shut the hell up! 778 00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:53,412 What the hell's wrong with you, Brown? 779 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,918 Talking about somebody... Don't nobody wanna hold you here. 780 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:57,921 Your mama didn't even wanna hold you when you was born. 781 00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,093 I don't know what the hell you always got something. 782 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,051 You working on my damn nerves. 783 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,132 Heller? 784 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,548 Hold on. Joe, your bookie on the phone. 785 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:11,221 I'll be damned if I come up in there on that floor. 786 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,137 That floor getting ready to cave in. 787 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:17,056 The termites are saying, "Evacuate, run. Everybody, man your battle stations. 788 00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:19,107 "Get out, get out. It's..." 789 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,070 Come get the phone. 790 00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,697 Whoever that is, they're gonna have to call me back, 'cause I ain't stupid. 791 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,120 If I walk up in there, that floor is gonna just go. 792 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,621 'Cause I'm the feather that will break the camel's back, 793 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:31,982 'cause y'all killing that camel. 794 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,659 All them joints is about to snap. 795 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,708 The termites getting ready to run from out of here, they're saying, 796 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,212 "Evacuate! Abort! Abort!" 797 00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,843 The termites screaming, "Abort, abort! 798 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,585 "Because these fat asses are gonna fall through the roof." 799 00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:48,969 - What? - Shut up, fool. Shut up. 800 00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:50,933 Shut up. 801 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,977 How's it looking, Doctor? 802 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:00,646 I'm sorry. 803 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,185 No need to be sorry. 804 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:05,113 Is there anything I can do? 805 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,069 How long do I have? 806 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,164 Four, maybe six weeks. 807 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:14,162 And if we continue with the chemo, maybe longer. 808 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:19,458 Well, thank God for the days I have had. 809 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,880 You're the most amazing patient I've ever had, Ms. Shirley. 810 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:27,593 Always smiling. Always seeing the bright side. 811 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:31,009 Well, living for God is the bright side. 812 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:35,018 And, Doctor, God bless you for all your help. 813 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,814 I brought you these brownies. Bam loves these. 814 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:43,065 Thank you. 815 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:44,689 And don't be so sad. 816 00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,741 I'm going to be fine. 817 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:49,822 Calvin, I asked you to watch him. 818 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:53,241 C.J., why would you drop that when I told you not to? 819 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,036 Don't do that again, okay? 820 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,120 No more. Play with this. Here. 821 00:40:58,206 --> 00:41:01,206 C.J., are you okay? Are you okay? You gonna be all right. 822 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,612 Don't baby him while I'm talking to him. He needs to learn. 823 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:06,130 To learn what? He's 18 months, Kimberly. 824 00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:09,594 - I hate it when you do that, Calvin, I hate it. - He's a baby. 825 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:11,586 And he's gonna end up just like Tammy's kids. 826 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,678 - No, he's not. - Yes, he is. 827 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:18,184 You show me no respect, do you know that? None. 828 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:22,232 Babe, listen, I do show you respect. 829 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,943 But you're wrong and you shouldn't be yelling at him like that. 830 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:27,855 Like the way you yell at your family. 831 00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:29,397 I mean, what is up with that? 832 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,317 What's going on with you and your sister? 833 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,566 I don't wanna talk about her. 834 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,704 No, no. Something goes on every time you're around your family. 835 00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,117 Drop it. 836 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,963 I'm getting really tired of this, Kimberly. Really tired. 837 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:41,870 Well, that makes two of us. 838 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,790 I think we need to see a marriage counselor. 839 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,713 I'm not going to any counselor. 840 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,587 So you're not interested in trying to fix this. 841 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,509 Fix what? Tell me, what's broken? 842 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:58,095 Well, I guess if you don't know, then we don't need to see one. 843 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:06,149 Who left these dishes in the sink? 844 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,232 H.J. 845 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:09,065 No, I didn't. Daddy left them. 846 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:12,241 Oh, you wait until he gets home. 847 00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:15,159 You're gonna get it for lying on Daddy. 848 00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:16,531 You better shut up. 849 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,161 I'm not a maid, you know. 850 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,584 You look like one. 851 00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:24,036 Come wash these plates, H.J., and I'm not playing. 852 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,915 I don't feel like washing them plates. Tammy, leave me alone. 853 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:30,170 - Boy, I could hurt you sometimes. - Blah, blah, blah. 854 00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:31,798 Daddy's right. You nag too much. 855 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,426 - He said that? - Yeah. 856 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:36,509 He said you don't cook right, it be burnt all the time. 857 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:45,404 - Hey, man. - What's up, punk-ass? 858 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,810 Did you bring me something home? 859 00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,858 - Did you do your homework? - No, fool. 860 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,949 Then I didn't bring you nothing home. 861 00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:56,366 - Where's your mom? - In her skin. 862 00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:58,079 When you jump out, she jump in. 863 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,118 - Move! You shut it. - Damn. 864 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,464 Tammy, it's our anniversary, baby. 865 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,290 Good God. 866 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,554 Happy anniversary, baby. 867 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:15,086 You think I want some flowers you just picked up on the side of the road? 868 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:18,506 Ain't no thought put into that, Harold. "Happy anniversary." 869 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,676 Why would I wanna spend an anniversary with you? 870 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:23,046 There's nothing happy about the years we've been together. 871 00:43:23,685 --> 00:43:25,055 Tammy, I'm trying. 872 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:26,694 Yeah, I'm trying, too. 873 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,441 I'm trying to get the hell away from you. 874 00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:32,646 And why'd you leave those dishes in the sink there before you left? 875 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:34,652 What? I didn't leave no plates. 876 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:37,357 And you told our sons that I nag too much? 877 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:40,027 - Tammy. - Shut up, I'm talking. 878 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,331 - But, I... - I don't know why in the hell 879 00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:46,122 after I go to work all day I got to come home and clean up after you. 880 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,417 Tammy, you need to have these boys help you clean up around here. 881 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:50,171 Didn't I tell you I was talking? 882 00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:53,707 Okay? What is wrong with you? 883 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,550 Am I allowed to answer that? 884 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:57,625 That is a question, Harold. 885 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,677 Never mind. Just leave me the hell alone. 886 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,518 Will you at least take the flowers? 887 00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:13,566 - Oh, my God, it just cut me. - Let me see. 888 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:17,451 See? See? See? See? That's what it is. That's what it is. 889 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,489 What did I do to you? 890 00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:21,951 Don't start all that whining. 891 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,451 Look, I just want us to spend some time together. 892 00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,197 No, I'm going to bed. 893 00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:28,708 Keep your stuff in your pants. Good night. 894 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,253 I don't wanna hear your voice. 895 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,500 Shut up. 896 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:37,092 Tammy... 897 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:42,048 Happy anniversary, Tammy. 898 00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:45,809 Boy, open the door. People looking out their windows. 899 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:47,726 "Be quiet." 900 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,600 You always trying to tell me to be quiet. 901 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:50,807 I swear, you're getting on my nerves with that. 902 00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:53,107 What? Are you serious? 903 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:54,271 You really have me sneaking 904 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:55,777 - through your mother's house again. - Stop! Stop! Stop! 905 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,860 I don't like this. Let my hand go. 906 00:44:57,945 --> 00:44:59,195 - Girl... - What? 907 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,820 You better hush your mouth. 908 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:02,817 Take me to a hotel with your cheap ass. 909 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,489 - I ain't got no money for no hotel. - Of course you don't. 910 00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:06,117 You don't have money for a hotel, to buy me shoes 911 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:07,294 - or anything else for that matter. - Be quiet! 912 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:08,792 - You're getting on my damn nerves. - Stop it. 913 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,293 Why you got to... Pain in the ass. 914 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:11,375 Shut up. 915 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,920 - It stinks in here. - Be quiet. 916 00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:17,298 Look, do you love me? 917 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:18,842 Yes, I guess. 918 00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:21,052 All right then. Stick with me. 919 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:23,969 You work at a warehouse. What am I supposed to do with that? 920 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:26,140 I don't know. How about you get a job? 921 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:30,309 If I got to get a J-A-B, you ain't getting N-U-N. 922 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,271 Yes, you heard me. 923 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:33,475 See, when I first met you, 924 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,024 I told you that I needed to be kept. 925 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,443 You're not keeping me. 926 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:39,994 - Look, Renee. - What? It's just one drop. I don't get it. 927 00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,951 No. The answer's no. 928 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,869 - Okay. - Yeah. 929 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,962 Look, how about you be quiet before you wake my mama up. 930 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,540 You're so worried about me waking your mama up, 931 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:54,875 look like the police are about to. 932 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:55,961 What? 933 00:46:00,133 --> 00:46:01,133 Damn! 934 00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:03,932 Oh, this is so ghetto. 935 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:10,765 - Byron Watkins? - Yeah. 936 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,232 Put your hands behind your back. We have a warrant for your arrest. 937 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,402 - For what? - What is he getting arrested for? 938 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:16,571 - What is going on? - What did I do? 939 00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:18,609 - Come with us, sir. - Mama, I didn't do nothing, okay? 940 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:21,693 - Ma'am, please, step back inside the house. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 941 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,156 Officers, wait a minute. 942 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,489 - He don't even sell drugs no more. - Oh, hush up about all them drugs. 943 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,581 What are you doing here? 944 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:46,340 Hi. I've been calling you. 945 00:46:47,847 --> 00:46:51,057 Mother, what are you doing here this late? How did you get here? 946 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:52,522 On the bus. 947 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,854 The bus? 948 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:57,154 Mama, there are no buses in this neighborhood. 949 00:46:57,356 --> 00:47:01,066 Well, I rode it as close as I could get, then I walked the rest of the way. 950 00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:03,068 What's going on? 951 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:05,911 - Byron was arrested. - Again? 952 00:47:07,283 --> 00:47:09,453 Yes, and I need bail money for him. 953 00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:11,865 No. Mama, I'm not giving you any money. 954 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:15,464 If Byron wants to walk around here selling dope, I can't stop him. 955 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:17,291 He was not selling dope. 956 00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:18,702 Then what was he arrested for? 957 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:20,501 I don't know, but it wasn't that. 958 00:47:20,922 --> 00:47:22,052 How do you know, Mama? 959 00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:26,376 I looked into his eyes. A mother knows. 960 00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:30,057 A mother knows. 961 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:34,890 Mama, I'm sorry, but I'm not giving you any money. 962 00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:38,098 Just use my house, then, as collateral. 963 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:40,443 It's already paid for. 964 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,691 Yes, it is, but I just paid it off again. 965 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:44,900 Do you remember all the debt from the second mortgage 966 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,627 and getting him the lawyer the last time? 967 00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:49,493 - He is not lying. - He was before. 968 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,910 - Ms. Shirley. - Go back to bed, Calvin. 969 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:54,254 Ms. Shirley, come on inside. What are you doing outside? 970 00:47:54,956 --> 00:47:56,996 - I was just... - Money. 971 00:47:57,416 --> 00:48:00,286 Byron got arrested and she wants money. 972 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,958 I'm sorry. How did you get here? 973 00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:05,339 On the bus. Can you help... 974 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,844 Look, Mama, I told you I'm not giving you any money. 975 00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:10,097 - Kimberly. - Stay out of this, Calvin. 976 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:14,848 Let me put some clothes on. We'll go down there and bail him out. 977 00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:15,934 Oh, really, with what? 978 00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:20,770 Gosh, you are just going to disrespect me and my wishes again? 979 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,070 That's your mother, girl. 980 00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:24,651 What are you going to do, let her walk home? 981 00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:29,611 Well, she did find a way to get here. I'm sure she can find her way back. 982 00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:33,792 You are something else. 983 00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:38,459 I don't know why she treats me that way. 984 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:39,871 I'm sorry, Ms. Shirley. 985 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:45,875 All I've ever tried to do was love her, you know. 986 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:49,223 Oh, it's okay. Don't cry, don't cry. It's okay. 987 00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:51,465 I'm just tired, Calvin. 988 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,806 I'm just so tired. 989 00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:59,770 - Cora, I don't wanna go. - Mr. Brown... 990 00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:01,404 Cora, you can't make me go, no way. 991 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,070 All right, Mr. Brown, listen, we're going to make you as comfortable as we can. 992 00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:07,571 Cora, you don't have to let him do this to me. 993 00:49:07,653 --> 00:49:08,823 You're gonna be all right, Mr. Brown. 994 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:09,984 I ain't gonna be all right. 995 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:11,619 You go in there and they tell you it's gonna be all right, 996 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:13,409 - you wake up dead. - Oh, no... 997 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:14,742 Y'all kill people in here. 998 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:16,487 Have anybody ever died in here? 999 00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:20,464 - Exactly. Cora, don't do this to me, please! - Calm down, Mr. Brown. 1000 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:23,381 - Cora, tell Madea... Tell Madea I love her. - I will. 1001 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:27,051 - Okay, Cora, tell Madea I'm gonna miss her. - All right, Mr. Brown. 1002 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:29,091 - Please, Cora, pray for your daddy. - I will, Mr. Brown. 1003 00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:30,875 - Pray for your daddy. - I'm praying for you now. 1004 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,298 - Don't let him do... Pray for your daddy. - I'm praying for you. 1005 00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:35,469 Pray for your dad 1006 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:36,556 I'm praying. 1007 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:38,771 Pray for your daddy 1008 00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:41,191 - Cora, pray. Sing it. - I'm praying. 1009 00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:42,850 Pray for your daddy 1010 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:46,109 Bam, this is what I don't understand. When did you start going to church? 1011 00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:47,612 Look, I had to go to church. 1012 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:49,653 Bam, back in the day we used to share the dime. 1013 00:49:49,737 --> 00:49:53,447 We used to steal, kill, rob and stab and now you run to the church house. 1014 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:54,949 Yes, I had to. 1015 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:56,794 Child, I ran up in that church house... 1016 00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:57,869 Stop that lying. 1017 00:49:57,953 --> 00:50:00,373 What? I ain't even told you the whole story yet. 1018 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:01,786 You done told three lies 1019 00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:05,294 just that quick, talking about "I ran up." You're lying. 1020 00:50:05,378 --> 00:50:07,168 You ain't run up nowhere. 1021 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:09,554 Look, everybody need run up in here from this house. 1022 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,762 These people, they're just a mess up in here. It's just awful. 1023 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,723 I got about $200 I can let y'all borrow. 1024 00:50:14,804 --> 00:50:16,764 About $200, I'll go down there and put it on his book 1025 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:19,167 or give y'all for bail, but you can't get it till the 1 st. 1026 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,680 Can't get it till the 1 st? 1027 00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:21,766 Got to get it on the 1 st. 1028 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,972 Well, we need it today, but it's okay. It's all right. 1029 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,731 We'll take what we can get, hon. 1030 00:50:25,815 --> 00:50:28,935 But I was just hoping that Kimberly would just give it all to her. 1031 00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:30,788 That thing's still mean as hell, ain't she? 1032 00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:33,356 Mean as a junkyard dog. 1033 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:37,084 And listen, Tammy's boys are out of control. Way out of control. 1034 00:50:37,410 --> 00:50:39,490 - Really? - Just misbehaving. 1035 00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:41,038 - Just awful. - I need to meet them. 1036 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:42,910 Byron's baby mama. 1037 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:47,748 She's just ghetto. Real ghetto. And then her voice just drives you crazy. 1038 00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:52,471 I don't know why she be doing all that whining and carrying on. 1039 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,050 She's just crazy. 1040 00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:57,350 I told Shirley, I said, "Let me talk to them children," long, long time ago. 1041 00:50:57,430 --> 00:50:59,390 She saying, "No, I'm just gonna pray for them." 1042 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,233 The Bible say, "Faith without work is dead." 1043 00:51:01,267 --> 00:51:03,177 You got to do more than just pray for them children, don't you? 1044 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:04,729 - You do. - You got to knock the hell out of them. 1045 00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:06,352 - That's what you got to do. - The Christians... 1046 00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:07,479 The Christians need to know that. 1047 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,645 That's right. From the top, from the top. 1048 00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:12,689 - Ding, there's the Lord. - Yes. Yes. 1049 00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:16,453 - Hey, Shirley. What is you doing, girl? - Hey, Madea. 1050 00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:18,992 - Get on here and sit down. - What are you doing here? 1051 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,746 - How you been? - Oh, fair to middling. 1052 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,159 Fair to middling. 1053 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:25,788 Bam told you, didn't she? 1054 00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:29,495 She got you $200 that she's gonna bring by on the 1 st. Is it 1 st? 1055 00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:30,710 On the 1 st. On the 1 st. 1056 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:32,456 - On the 1 st? - 'Cause I won't have it till the 1 st. 1057 00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:34,093 But what did Kimberly say? 1058 00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:39,024 Well, did she give you some money for him? 1059 00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:42,808 No. She won't even let me borrow on my own house. 1060 00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:45,006 Well, I called Harold and Tammy. 1061 00:51:45,478 --> 00:51:47,878 - They ain't got money. - You're right. They ain't got money. 1062 00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:48,938 No, nothing. 1063 00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:50,614 Don't you get all worked up about this, Shirley. 1064 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:53,693 - Don't you do it. Don't you do it. - Oh, Lord, my children. 1065 00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:56,198 That's all right, honey. You done raised them children the best you can. 1066 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,490 Let me tell you something, parents shouldn't be putting themselves 1067 00:51:58,574 --> 00:52:00,704 on no guilt trip after you done raised the child. 1068 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,201 That's what they were supposed... You're supposed to raise that child. 1069 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:05,407 You get them to a place where they grown and get the hell out 1070 00:52:05,498 --> 00:52:06,788 and take care of their own damn self. 1071 00:52:06,874 --> 00:52:08,124 That's what the children need to do. 1072 00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:09,579 You done did that. That's your responsibility. 1073 00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:10,748 You did the best you could. 1074 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:12,353 Don't get worked up about no damn child. 1075 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:14,171 Hell, no. You did the best you could. 1076 00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:15,416 - Didn't you do the best you could? - Yeah. 1077 00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:16,668 Then that's all that matters. 1078 00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:18,795 I know, I know. But I just feel, you know. 1079 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:21,263 I feel like you need to let that go. 1080 00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:23,387 Well, anyway, we couldn't get him out. 1081 00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:25,428 They wouldn't tell us anything. 1082 00:52:25,518 --> 00:52:28,188 They wouldn't even tell us what he was arrested for. 1083 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:29,809 That what the po-po do. They don't tell you nothing. 1084 00:52:29,897 --> 00:52:33,727 Calvin is going to go back down there with one of his lawyer friends. 1085 00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:37,448 - Oh, oh. Did you call Byron's job? - Yeah. I called them bastards. 1086 00:52:37,905 --> 00:52:39,605 - What did they say? - They got rid of him. 1087 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:42,618 - They're bastards. They're bastards. - I hate that. I hate it. 1088 00:52:43,536 --> 00:52:45,786 Bam, you know, I need to tell him. 1089 00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:47,661 I'm so tired. I'm running out of time. 1090 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:48,960 Why don't you just let me call them? 1091 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,791 No, no. I don't want you to call. 1092 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:51,996 I wanna tell them. 1093 00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:55,546 I want them to all be together and I wanna tell them at the same time. 1094 00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:58,471 I wanna sit down at a nice dinner and then I'm gonna tell them. 1095 00:52:58,551 --> 00:53:00,801 You've been saying that you want to tell them at the same time, 1096 00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:01,886 you wanna have dinner... 1097 00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:03,141 Bam, I understand that. 1098 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,430 You want all your children so they can comfort each other, Bam, 1099 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:06,466 when she tells them the bad news. 1100 00:53:06,559 --> 00:53:08,099 That's all right, honey. That's all right. 1101 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:10,505 But, Shirley, let me help you get these children over here. 1102 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,266 - Oh, please. - Can I help you? 1103 00:53:13,232 --> 00:53:16,152 They will be here at dinner at 6:00. Have dinner ready. 1104 00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:17,735 - Today? - Today. That's right. 1105 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,492 How are you going to get them over here? 1106 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,323 See, y'all Christians is something. 1107 00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:22,687 Y'all gonna pull out that Bible, 1108 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:26,200 but y'all don't know which prescripture to use for which situation. 1109 00:53:26,287 --> 00:53:28,247 You've got to find the right prescripture. 1110 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,500 There's a prescripture that says, 1111 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:32,833 "Let the redeemed of the Lord say so." 1112 00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:34,678 - Yeah. - Have you been redeemed by the Lord? 1113 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:35,920 - Yes. - That's right. 1114 00:53:36,005 --> 00:53:37,585 So if you've been redeemed by the Lord 1115 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,550 and somebody does something to you that you don't like, even your kids, 1116 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:42,764 you can beat the hell out of them and just say, "So?" 1117 00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:43,845 So that's what I'm gonna do. 1118 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:45,429 I'm gonna beat the hell out of them and say, "So?" 1119 00:53:45,514 --> 00:53:48,314 And I'm gonna bring them over here 'cause you've been redeemed. I am. 1120 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:49,682 You know what? 1121 00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:51,518 - It makes sense, don't it? God is good. - It makes sense. 1122 00:53:51,604 --> 00:53:52,854 Hallelujer. Hallelujer. 1123 00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:54,148 - Halleluiah. - Hallelujer! 1124 00:53:57,151 --> 00:53:59,281 - Thanks, man. - That's what family's for. 1125 00:53:59,612 --> 00:54:00,822 - You okay? - Yeah, man. 1126 00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:03,195 I just got to get to work, though, that's all. 1127 00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:06,032 - Come on, I'll drop you off. - Byron! Byron! 1128 00:54:07,328 --> 00:54:09,078 Just keep walking. 1129 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,957 - So how was your night in jail, Byron? - Just keep walking. 1130 00:54:14,627 --> 00:54:17,207 I've been waiting for them to bail you out. Hey, Calvin. 1131 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:18,496 Hey, Sabrina. 1132 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:21,589 You better get to work. You gonna lose that little job. 1133 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:24,216 You know what? You damn right. 1134 00:54:24,303 --> 00:54:27,513 'Cause that mean you won't be getting nothing no more. 1135 00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:29,308 I bet I will. 1136 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,480 - Byron, come on. - No, no. No, hold on. 1137 00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:34,901 Sabrina, come on. What are you messing with me for, huh? 1138 00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:36,269 I'm trying. 1139 00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:39,527 Then what, you're gonna throw me in jail over some back child support? 1140 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,199 Where that little trick Renee at? 1141 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,530 Come on, you gotta get to work. 1142 00:54:44,657 --> 00:54:46,617 Work? He ain't really working. 1143 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,660 He's gonna lose that little job anyway. 1144 00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:50,914 Then he's gonna be back on the streets, selling dope, 1145 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:52,746 and I better have my money then. 1146 00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:53,961 - Come on... - Let's go. 1147 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:56,878 Bye. Byron... 1148 00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:00,509 I can't take it no more, man. 1149 00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:04,509 Look, I got to deal with Renee on one ear, I got to deal with Sabrina on the other. 1150 00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:07,298 Byron, listen, don't let these girls get you crossed up. 1151 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:09,919 You got to think about your son. 1152 00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:13,096 You're doing good, man. You hear me? 1153 00:55:14,395 --> 00:55:16,345 - Just stay straight. - I'm trying, man. 1154 00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:30,330 Throw your hands up. 1155 00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:34,158 Hey, Harold. 1156 00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:37,380 Hey, Ms. Madea. All right, what's wrong with your car now? 1157 00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:38,459 Nothing. 1158 00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:41,248 - For real? - Nothing's wrong with it at all, 1159 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,718 except the other day I went out there and put my foot on the gas 1160 00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:45,839 and the trunk opened. What the hell is that, Harold? 1161 00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:47,144 You are trifling as hell. 1162 00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:49,889 I'm so tired of bringing my damn car up in here for you to fix. 1163 00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:51,722 I am not bringing it to you no more. Do you understand? 1164 00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:52,807 Not ever again. 1165 00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:54,731 Every time I go out there in the morning I try to start my car, 1166 00:55:54,810 --> 00:55:57,520 do you know what happens? Do you know what happens, Harold? 1167 00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:59,476 It don't start. I have to pray. 1168 00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:01,765 You know God don't like me. You know he don't like me. 1169 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:05,489 All the hell I did in my lifetime, you know he don't like me at all, hell. 1170 00:56:05,738 --> 00:56:06,988 - All right. Let me handle this. - No, sit down. 1171 00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:09,072 Do what you do best. Sit down. Just stay right where... 1172 00:56:09,158 --> 00:56:11,618 Just plant your ass right there in that chair. 1173 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,792 Every time I come here, you're sitting in that chair. 1174 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:15,871 People waiting on their car, you're sitting in that chair. 1175 00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:17,956 You're supposed to be changing oil, you're sitting in that chair. 1176 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:19,422 You're supposed to be changing the windshield wiper blade, 1177 00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:20,541 you're sitting in that chair. 1178 00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:22,377 Supposed to wash a car, you're sitting in that chair. 1179 00:56:22,463 --> 00:56:24,133 Let me tell you something, when you die, tell them people 1180 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:27,054 to bury you on your stomach to give your ass a break. 1181 00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:31,759 Where is your wife? 1182 00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,096 In here, Madea. 1183 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,890 - Oh, hey, Tammy. How you doing? - Hi, Madea. 1184 00:56:36,977 --> 00:56:39,307 I don't know how you married that bastard, Lord. 1185 00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:42,185 I ain't seen your kids since they were five years old. 1186 00:56:42,274 --> 00:56:44,034 What you been feeding that big pumpkin over there? 1187 00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:45,279 Look like he been eating hay. 1188 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,530 And you look like you've been eating at the zoo. 1189 00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:48,860 H. J... 1190 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:51,116 Oh, it's like that. He's just going... 1191 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:55,290 - I would... I'm just... - What brings you by, Madea? 1192 00:56:55,496 --> 00:56:58,326 - Is your car acting up? - My car is fine. 1193 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,251 Oh, okay. 1194 00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:03,344 Your mother told me to come over and be nice to all the children. 1195 00:57:03,504 --> 00:57:06,424 She said she's having a dinter tonight at 6:00, 1196 00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:08,417 and she want all of y'all to come over and eat. 1197 00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:10,304 We were just over there. What's going on? 1198 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,684 Nothing. She wants to see all of y'all. 1199 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,393 Me and Harold can't loan her no more money, Madea. 1200 00:57:15,474 --> 00:57:16,564 I mean, we're struggling. 1201 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,890 Child, I know you're struggling. I'm looking at the top of your head. 1202 00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:21,307 I see struggle written all over that new growth. 1203 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:24,356 It is like a miracle just spelling it out across the top of your head. 1204 00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:26,190 Your mama want all of y'all to come over there. 1205 00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,526 Now, that's all I'm supposed to say. Y'all be there, bring the kids... 1206 00:57:28,821 --> 00:57:30,821 - I ain't going. - You ain't going? 1207 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:33,279 Yes, you are. 1208 00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,990 I said, I ain't going, Tammy. 1209 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:42,458 Okay. You're gonna let them talk to you like that, Tammy? 1210 00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:44,585 Don't worry, Madea. He's just a kid. 1211 00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:48,340 Just kids end up being just adults who are in just damn jail. 1212 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:50,803 Don't let no child talk to you like that, Tammy, that's... 1213 00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:53,854 Yeah, okay. I have a customer. Don't go anywhere, okay? I'll be right back. 1214 00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:55,509 - Well, go on and deal with that then. - Okay. 1215 00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:56,719 I'm gonna talk to the boys. 1216 00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:00,811 What are you looking at, old lady? 1217 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,228 Come on... Hey... 1218 00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:07,356 Stop hitting me, old lady. 1219 00:58:14,366 --> 00:58:16,946 I don't wanna have this conversation with you again. 1220 00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:18,365 Do you understand, son? 1221 00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,370 I see you learn fast. 1222 00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:22,333 Now look here. 1223 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:25,998 You young folks are so damn disrespectful. You're not gonna disrespect me. 1224 00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:28,246 I come from the school where you said, "Yes, ma'am. No, ma'am." 1225 00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:30,128 "Yes, sir. No, sir." You showed some respect, 1226 00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:31,965 or you got your teeth knocked out of your mouth. 1227 00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:33,760 Do you understand me? I can't stand young folks 1228 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:34,974 sitting around at the bus stop, 1229 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:37,353 got old people sitting there, they're cussing, pants hanging off. 1230 00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:38,471 You're gonna show me some respect. 1231 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:40,767 I got silver hair, but I also have silver bullets. 1232 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:41,981 Do you want one of them? 1233 00:58:42,978 --> 00:58:45,268 Now, when a lady walk here you say, "Heller." Heller? 1234 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:47,935 - Heller. - Heller! 1235 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,105 Heller. 1236 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:51,243 You be disrespectful again, I'm gonna beat your ass. 1237 00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:56,051 I'm gonna beat your ass till you ain't gonna have nothing but legs running up your back. 1238 00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:58,196 Do you hear me? You're just gonna have legs, no more ass. 1239 00:58:58,285 --> 00:59:00,445 'Cause I'm gonna beat it. Do you hear me, boy? 1240 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:05,498 - Thank yer. Thank yer. - Thank yer. 1241 00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:07,004 Good afternoot. 1242 00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:08,995 - Good afternoot. - You're welker. 1243 00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:11,257 - You're welker. - Yes, you sound very proper now. 1244 00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:13,420 - I'm going home. - Goodbye, ma'am. 1245 00:59:14,218 --> 00:59:15,718 That's wonderful. 1246 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:17,802 Thought you was going to be slow, like your daddy. 1247 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,048 - Bye, Madea. - See you later. 1248 00:59:19,097 --> 00:59:20,177 Bye-bye, Madea. 1249 00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:21,595 Bye, Harold. You maggot. 1250 00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:23,683 Why is you face red, H. J? 1251 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,480 You constipated? 1252 00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:31,105 Where were you, Byron? 1253 00:59:31,193 --> 00:59:34,033 - Look, I can explain, all right? - I'm listening. 1254 00:59:34,112 --> 00:59:35,322 Look, I got arrested. 1255 00:59:36,448 --> 00:59:38,368 - Listen, listen. It's not what you think, okay? - Okay. 1256 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:40,370 Just a little back child support. That was it. 1257 00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:41,662 Look, it wasn't even my fault. 1258 00:59:41,870 --> 00:59:44,750 Take some responsibility, son. It is your fault, all right? 1259 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,501 Life ain't happening just to you. 1260 00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:50,285 Your choices, they have consequences. I'm sorry. 1261 00:59:51,797 --> 00:59:54,047 Mr. Mills, look, I need this job. Please! 1262 00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:55,632 You didn't act like you needed this job. 1263 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:58,087 You were supposed to be here at 6:00 a.m. 1264 00:59:58,303 --> 00:59:59,763 Look, I'm sorry. 1265 01:00:00,681 --> 01:00:04,771 Please! Please! Come on. Don't do this to me now. 1266 01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:08,811 Who's the only person that gave me a shot when I got out? 1267 01:00:08,981 --> 01:00:13,321 Your chances with me, they've run out. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to let you go. 1268 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:15,030 You're fired. 1269 01:00:16,989 --> 01:00:19,369 So what am I supposed to do now? Huh? 1270 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:20,696 Take up track. 1271 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,157 As a matter of fact, practice now. Run on up out of here. 1272 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:27,373 Damn, man! 1273 01:00:27,874 --> 01:00:29,754 Look, I ain't say nothing about soccer. 1274 01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:33,625 Look, you better be glad I'm two classes away from being baptized. 1275 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:37,049 All y'all get back in there. Don't get behind. 1276 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,596 - Hey, boy. - Hey, Madea. 1277 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,520 Lord, I didn't know where the hell you work. I done came way over here. 1278 01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:47,019 - How you doing? - I had a long night, okay? 1279 01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:49,479 Look, I just got fired. I just wanna go home. 1280 01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:51,535 Yeah, well, we all had a rough night here. 1281 01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:52,565 Your mama's having a rough night. 1282 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:55,609 She want all of y'all at her house at 6:00. She having a dinner over there. 1283 01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:57,741 - Mama don't wanna see me. - Yeah, she do. 1284 01:00:57,821 --> 01:00:59,991 Now, be there. I'm telling you, we're gonna have a nice dinner 1285 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:01,993 and I wanna talk to all y'all, she's gonna talk to you. 1286 01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:03,195 So be there at 6:00. 1287 01:01:03,285 --> 01:01:04,445 And if you ain't there, let me tell you something. 1288 01:01:04,536 --> 01:01:05,826 You're gonna wish that the sperm 1289 01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,832 did a backstroke when it saw the egg that created you. 1290 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:09,044 Do you understand? 1291 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:10,671 And pull your pants up. 1292 01:01:10,751 --> 01:01:13,131 Why the hell you got your pants on the ground? 1293 01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:16,131 I don't know what the hell is wrong with y'all young boys with these damn pants 1294 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:17,424 hanging down to your knees. 1295 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:19,297 That don't look good. You look like a fool. 1296 01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:20,474 That's probably why you got arrested. 1297 01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:21,972 You can't run from the police like that. 1298 01:01:22,054 --> 01:01:24,494 I want to meet the jackass that started pulling his pants down 1299 01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:25,966 and then everybody started following him. 1300 01:01:26,058 --> 01:01:28,098 Why can't you lead and let everybody follow you? 1301 01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:30,135 Pull your damn pants up. Look like somebody. 1302 01:01:30,771 --> 01:01:32,611 It's called swag. Just... 1303 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,269 I got your swag. 1304 01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:36,606 Somebody looking at your ass when you walk down the street. 1305 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:37,993 That ain't no damn swag. 1306 01:01:38,070 --> 01:01:40,200 Get the hell on out of here. You better be there at 6:00. 1307 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,360 And pull your pants up. 1308 01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:45,200 Now this house is sitting on three acres of land. 1309 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:48,869 So you have plenty of room if you do plan on having little ones. 1310 01:01:49,414 --> 01:01:52,424 And when you come out here, I mean, it's beautiful. 1311 01:01:52,501 --> 01:01:54,461 We have excellent school systems. 1312 01:01:57,923 --> 01:02:00,223 On the outside, we have the cobblestone driveway... 1313 01:02:05,097 --> 01:02:07,767 And an infinity pool in the background that leads into a waterfall. 1314 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:11,269 Also a nice little grilling area in the back if you ever wanna entertain your guests. 1315 01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:12,733 - It's a beautiful home. - Man, it's so bougie. 1316 01:02:12,813 --> 01:02:14,863 We have the wooden... 1317 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:19,941 - We have the marble pillars here. - I know she didn't just act like 1318 01:02:20,028 --> 01:02:22,238 - she didn't see me. Kimberly! - With all the bordering that you can... 1319 01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:25,452 I know you didn't just act like you didn't see me when I looked through that window. 1320 01:02:25,534 --> 01:02:27,704 - Kimberly. - Madea. 1321 01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:28,946 - Yes. - Hello. 1322 01:02:29,121 --> 01:02:30,291 You got clients. 1323 01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:33,292 I'm showing a house. Could we speak later? 1324 01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:37,915 Ner. I came over here because I need to talk to you. 1325 01:02:40,298 --> 01:02:43,098 Excuse me. This will only take a second. Just give me a moment, please? 1326 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:44,636 - Okay. - Thanks. 1327 01:02:46,972 --> 01:02:50,392 Madea, this is highly inappropriate. How did you know I was here? 1328 01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:53,442 Because your husband told me where the hell you were. 1329 01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:55,524 I am going to kill him. 1330 01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,612 Why haven't you returned my telephone calls? 1331 01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:59,441 Because I've been busy. 1332 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:03,316 You ain't been that busy that you can't return my tetephone calls. 1333 01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:04,905 Now, listen, your mama... 1334 01:03:04,990 --> 01:03:06,820 No, this is not the time for that, okay? 1335 01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:08,528 Girl, don't you interrupt me... 1336 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:11,619 Who the hell... Look here. I talked to your mama. 1337 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,460 Could you lower your voice? 1338 01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:16,377 Okay. Excuse me. 1339 01:03:17,586 --> 01:03:21,086 Your mama has asked me to come over to this house 1340 01:03:21,256 --> 01:03:24,586 to get all of y'all to come over there to dinter, okay? 1341 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:28,676 6:00. Have your ass at the table to give thanks to God for what he's done. 1342 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:29,813 Do you understand me? 1343 01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:32,100 Don't make me have to come back over here to find you. 1344 01:03:32,184 --> 01:03:35,774 Because I will drag you out of here by your two front teeth. 1345 01:03:35,854 --> 01:03:38,774 That's all you will get for Christmas. Do you understand me? 1346 01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:42,317 Do you understand what the hell I am saying to you? 1347 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:45,112 Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? 1348 01:03:45,197 --> 01:03:47,277 - Yes, ma'am. I understand. - Let me tell you something. 1349 01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:50,195 If you are not there, every house... No, don't look at them. 1350 01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:51,615 Don't look at them. 1351 01:03:51,703 --> 01:03:54,003 Let me tell you something, every house you get ready to sell, 1352 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,120 I will be in the front window like this. 1353 01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:57,711 Do you hear what the hell I am telling you? 1354 01:03:58,210 --> 01:03:59,670 Fine. I'll be there. 1355 01:04:00,045 --> 01:04:02,125 - I will see you there. - Okay, all right. Goodbye. 1356 01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:03,709 So good to see all of you. 1357 01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:07,088 And I hope you enjoy and buy the house. It's a lovely home. 1358 01:04:07,302 --> 01:04:09,512 Upstairs it looks like it has three bedrooms, 1359 01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:12,966 two bathrooms and everything else that people like. 1360 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:15,348 Okay. Don't touch me. Don't put your hands on me. 1361 01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:17,305 You better go handle your client. Get the hell away from me. 1362 01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:19,055 Don't put your damn hands on me. 1363 01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:22,148 Got me coming over here to this damn neighborhood. 1364 01:04:22,234 --> 01:04:25,404 You know I don't have a driver's license, the first. 1365 01:04:26,071 --> 01:04:28,741 How the hell do I get out of this bougie neighborhood? 1366 01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,541 - Hello, Ms. Cora. - Dr. Evans. 1367 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:38,828 - How is he? - He's okay. 1368 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:40,707 But he's lost a lot of blood. 1369 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:43,336 Really? Is he gonna be okay? 1370 01:04:43,421 --> 01:04:47,091 Oh, yes, yes. But, would you mind giving some blood? 1371 01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:48,495 It's always best from a relative. 1372 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,215 Sure, sure. I will. 1373 01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:51,680 What's your blood type? 1374 01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:54,351 I'm really not sure of that. 1375 01:04:55,267 --> 01:04:57,027 - Well, come on. We'll find out. - All right. 1376 01:04:57,352 --> 01:04:59,602 Jiggling, jiggling, jiggling, and you know, all these stretch marks. 1377 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,189 What, they look like lightning. 1378 01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:02,523 Oh, look at that chicken. 1379 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,610 You didn't tell me you was making chicken. I love your chicken. 1380 01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:10,783 Let's bow our heads. 1381 01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:13,163 Oh, God. 1382 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,993 - Heavenly... - Byron! 1383 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,590 - What is that? - That's the baby mama from hell. 1384 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:26,842 What are you doing here? 1385 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:29,133 Look, take this baby. I got somewheres to go. 1386 01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:30,877 Look, and I got things to do, too. 1387 01:05:30,969 --> 01:05:34,309 Like what, Byron? Come on. I need to get to the TV station. 1388 01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,718 What are you talking about? TV... What are you doing? 1389 01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:39,937 Look, you need nots to worry about what I'm doing, all right. 1390 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:43,020 Hi, Ms. Shirley and everybody. What's up? Hey, Calvin. 1391 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:44,273 Hey! 1392 01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:45,862 Where that little trick at? 1393 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:49,242 Now, look here. This is a very private family moment right now, okay? 1394 01:05:49,321 --> 01:05:51,531 You got to come back some other time. Take your child on out of here. 1395 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:54,491 - Don't I know you? - Don't I know you? 1396 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:57,202 Hold up, hold up, hold up. 1397 01:05:57,287 --> 01:06:00,327 You that lady that tried to come up to my store and drive through my window. 1398 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:04,040 No, I didn't come up, I didn't try, I did, 'cause you ghetto as hell. 1399 01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:06,457 Hold up, hold up, hold up. Who is she talking to? 1400 01:06:06,546 --> 01:06:08,126 Byron, she got the wrong one. 1401 01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:10,881 We're having a very private family moment right here now. 1402 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:13,847 You need to take that little baby and y'all come on back some other time. 1403 01:06:13,887 --> 01:06:16,057 - Now, go on now. Go on. - Okay, okay. 1404 01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:19,178 - Just give me my son, please. All right. - Yeah. 1405 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:22,096 - Would you get out of here, please? - Glad to. 1406 01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:26,652 But all I know is you better have my money. 1407 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:28,530 Man, she punk, and you look like... 1408 01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:32,912 - Grown folks business. Shut the hell up. - Will you please get out of here? 1409 01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,371 Glad to. 1410 01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:37,124 You know what I know, if you knew better, you'd do better. 1411 01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:39,752 You better have my money. Bye, y'all. 1412 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:41,663 Have a nice day. 1413 01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:43,120 - Okay. - You better lock the door 1414 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:45,078 - before she steals everything in the kitchen. - Oh, Jesus. 1415 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:46,418 How the hell did you hook up with... 1416 01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:48,463 See, young boy, that's what happens when you hook up with... 1417 01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:50,796 Oh, look who finally decided to show up. 1418 01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:52,882 I can tell you this, I thought I was gonna have to go out there 1419 01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:55,137 and hunt you down like a rabid dog. 1420 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:57,300 - Well, I made it. - Yes, you did. 1421 01:06:57,389 --> 01:06:58,889 She's so burgie. 1422 01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:05,310 Did you tell Madea where I was? 1423 01:07:05,397 --> 01:07:06,807 She was trying to find you. 1424 01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,733 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 1425 01:07:11,903 --> 01:07:13,703 That's all right. We'll deal with this when we get home. 1426 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,860 - No. No, no... - All right, let's pray. 1427 01:07:15,949 --> 01:07:17,619 Let's deal with this right now. 1428 01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:19,281 - I have an announcement to make. - Calvin! 1429 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:20,449 - No! - Keep your voice... 1430 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:23,037 Family, I am sick of Kimberly's bull. 1431 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,537 Do you think this is funny, Calvin? 1432 01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,709 - Trouble in paradise. - Tammy. 1433 01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:30,876 What? 1434 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:35,182 You need to get some help, and if you don't, I'm leaving. 1435 01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:37,507 And I'm taking my son with me. 1436 01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:40,099 You are not taking my child anywhere, Calvin. 1437 01:07:40,598 --> 01:07:43,348 You think I'm gonna let you put all this venom in my child? 1438 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:46,651 You are not taking him... 1439 01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:49,190 Don't these look good, Shirley? They sure look good. Y'all wanna eat some? 1440 01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:52,574 Yes, it does, yes, it does. I just wanna eat it. 1441 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:54,704 I can't do this. 1442 01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:57,739 I can't do this. I'm sorry, I can't sit here 1443 01:07:58,158 --> 01:08:01,448 like we're one big happy family when you know we can't stand each other. 1444 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:03,368 - Kimberly... - No, Mama. 1445 01:08:03,455 --> 01:08:05,535 If you want us to sit here, you eat it. 1446 01:08:05,623 --> 01:08:07,123 Kimberly, don't talk to your mother like that. 1447 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,708 Calvin, you better shut the hell up. 1448 01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:12,337 I'll talk to my mom how I wanna talk to my mother. 1449 01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:14,876 I'm not gonna tell you again to show me some damn respect. 1450 01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:17,176 - What is wrong with you? - You're what's wrong with me. 1451 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:20,887 Everybody sitting here, like, playing nice. 1452 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:22,852 This is wrong. This is ridiculous. 1453 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:27,642 Kimberly, I just wanted to have a nice family dinner, everybody together. 1454 01:08:27,854 --> 01:08:28,944 - Why? - That's all. 1455 01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:30,822 Girl, you better act like you got some sense. 1456 01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:35,493 Shut up, Tammy. Nobody's talking to you. 1457 01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:37,402 But I'm talking to you. 1458 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:43,084 You are always in my business. It is so obvious you're jealous. 1459 01:08:43,161 --> 01:08:44,291 Jealous of what? 1460 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,830 - Kim, stop... - Shut up, Calvin. 1461 01:08:45,914 --> 01:08:47,874 - Tammy, you... - Shut up, Harold. 1462 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:50,211 What I got to be jealous of? 1463 01:08:50,418 --> 01:08:51,998 Tammy, stop it. 1464 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:53,998 No, no. No, no, Shirley, you need to let this happen. 1465 01:08:54,088 --> 01:08:55,298 You need to let this happen and figure out 1466 01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,011 what the hell is going on with these children. 1467 01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:58,931 Let it happen. Let it get all out in the open. 1468 01:08:59,010 --> 01:09:01,610 Go on and say what you need to say. Say what you need to say, Tam. 1469 01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:04,388 - I wanna hear this. - Of me. 1470 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:07,023 That's right. I said it. Me. 1471 01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:09,937 My family, my husband... 1472 01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:12,611 Oh, girl, please. I don't want anything you got. 1473 01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:17,188 But you get rid of what you don't want, don't you? 1474 01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:21,114 Like us. 1475 01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:23,530 - Whatever. - We're your family. 1476 01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:26,333 All Mama wanted us to do was sit down and have dinner, 1477 01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:27,912 but you just can't do that. 1478 01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:30,370 Why, Kimberly? 1479 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:32,043 Are we too ghetto for you? 1480 01:09:32,377 --> 01:09:33,957 You don't eat greens and cornbread no more? 1481 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:35,875 - Tammy... - No, Mama. 1482 01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:37,876 I need to say this. 1483 01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:40,715 I'm not jealous of you. 1484 01:09:41,261 --> 01:09:43,551 I'm not the one who got pregnant at 13 1485 01:09:43,972 --> 01:09:46,182 and had Mama to raise my child. 1486 01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:50,521 - Tammy! - Say something now. 1487 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:01,567 Kimberly, what is she talking about? 1488 01:10:04,617 --> 01:10:06,537 You are too ghetto for me. 1489 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:08,618 And you make me sick. 1490 01:10:08,955 --> 01:10:13,415 Let's go. 1491 01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:17,205 Now, Calvin. 1492 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,588 I need to talk to... Kimberly! 1493 01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:22,132 I'm sorry, Mama. 1494 01:10:23,928 --> 01:10:25,888 This had to happen, Shirley. Don't worry about it. 1495 01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:28,929 - It had to happen, Shirley. Let's pray. - Please. 1496 01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:31,347 - Come on, honey. - Kimberly had a baby... 1497 01:10:31,436 --> 01:10:34,606 Call on Jesus 1498 01:10:36,107 --> 01:10:38,147 Aunt Bam, you used to watch the baby? 1499 01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:42,239 Baby, you... Yeah, I'm still watching the baby. 1500 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:46,160 - You need a joint, baby. Really. - No, I'm all right. 1501 01:10:47,452 --> 01:10:48,792 Mom! Mom! 1502 01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:51,504 Tell the pastor I say... 1503 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,581 Come on in the room 1504 01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:56,246 Mom, you used to watch that baby? 1505 01:10:58,421 --> 01:10:59,461 Yes. 1506 01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:02,547 Jesus in my doctor 1507 01:11:02,634 --> 01:11:03,684 And he 1508 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:07,180 Writes out all of my scripture 1509 01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:08,720 I mean, we're here. 1510 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:12,434 Where he at? 1511 01:11:12,644 --> 01:11:16,104 I mean, we're all here as a family, right? You know... 1512 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,105 You should look in the mirror. 1513 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,157 So what are y'all trying to say? 1514 01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:35,421 Kimberly is my mother? 1515 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,380 Yes. 1516 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,915 Talk about don't tell lies. 1517 01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:42,627 Keeping secrets. 1518 01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:45,722 But you kept one from me. 1519 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,219 All right. 1520 01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:50,472 I'm out. 1521 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,850 - Byron! - I don't wanna hear it, Aunt Bam. 1522 01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:54,394 - Wait a minute. - Byron! 1523 01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:57,517 Excuse me, everybody. Madea, carry on. 1524 01:11:58,564 --> 01:11:59,944 Byron, let me talk to you, Son. 1525 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:02,114 Not right now. I don't wanna hear it, Mama. 1526 01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:06,195 That wasn't the way to do that. 1527 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:07,490 Shut up, Harold. 1528 01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:08,623 Stop talking to this man like that. 1529 01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,120 You're gonna stop talking to this man like that. 1530 01:12:10,201 --> 01:12:12,791 That's why these children don't have no respect for the either one of y'all. 1531 01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:16,370 Y'all sit there talking to each other like y'all ain't got no sense. 1532 01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:18,711 Get up and go upstairs. Let me talk to your mommy and daddy. 1533 01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:19,963 - Go on. - Yes, ma'am. 1534 01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:21,504 Very good. 1535 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:28,336 Now what was I saying? 1536 01:12:29,095 --> 01:12:32,055 Harold, the only reason this woman is talking to you like that is 'cause you let her. 1537 01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:36,810 Don't no woman want no weak, whiny, wimp running behind her like a wet dog. 1538 01:12:36,894 --> 01:12:39,484 Put your foot down. Stand up and be a man in your house. 1539 01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:41,114 That's why your damn children run around here 1540 01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:42,360 act like they ain't go no sense, 1541 01:12:42,442 --> 01:12:44,232 talking back, 'cause you won't put your foot down. 1542 01:12:44,318 --> 01:12:46,448 The children are watching the two of y'all disrespect each other, 1543 01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:48,029 so they're disrespecting you, too. 1544 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,277 Set an example. 1545 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:51,655 You used to love this man. You used to love him to death. 1546 01:12:51,743 --> 01:12:54,243 Look at me when I'm talking to you. He ain't playing football. 1547 01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:56,252 Y'all were gonna be together forever. Remember that? 1548 01:12:56,330 --> 01:12:57,830 Running up in here talking about you getting married 1549 01:12:57,915 --> 01:12:59,035 and how much you love him. 1550 01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:01,165 Now you done hit that patch in life you don't know what to do. 1551 01:13:01,252 --> 01:13:02,882 Honey, everybody go through that patch. 1552 01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:05,007 It's rough. I call it the traffic jam of life. 1553 01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:09,009 It happens between the age of 40 and 50. That is a rough decade for anybody. 1554 01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:10,183 Do you hear me? 1555 01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:12,851 Now, I'll tell you why. 'Cause during that 10 years a few things happen. 1556 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:15,140 One, you go through menopause. 1557 01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:17,234 Secondly, your husband having a midlife crisis. 1558 01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:20,100 If you got children, they start acting like they ain't got no sense at all. 1559 01:13:20,188 --> 01:13:22,478 At the same time your parents are getting sick and dying, 1560 01:13:22,565 --> 01:13:23,805 his parents are sick and dying. 1561 01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:25,818 You try to take care of them, take care of your household, 1562 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:28,242 that's enough to stress any marriage apart, honey. 1563 01:13:28,362 --> 01:13:30,532 That's enough to stress it out and make y'all break up. 1564 01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:32,195 That's why you're so angry, honey. 1565 01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,993 You've got to take some time and deal... 1566 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,987 But he just makes me so mad, Madea. 1567 01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:39,579 Get on up. Go in the kitchen and have a conversation. 1568 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:42,876 That wasn't the way to tell that boy that that's his mama. 1569 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:46,160 That wasn't the way to tell him that at all. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 1570 01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:47,714 Tammy. 1571 01:13:47,799 --> 01:13:50,219 Be a man. Be a man. 1572 01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:52,005 She's right. 1573 01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:55,321 You got to stop being mean to me, Tammy. 1574 01:13:55,348 --> 01:13:58,978 Harold, you got to stop acting like we don't have any problems, because we do. 1575 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:00,350 And if we don't clear this up, we are... 1576 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,596 You got to stop telling me what I got to do. 1577 01:14:02,897 --> 01:14:05,567 You're going to stop being mean to me. 1578 01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:07,819 You got it? 1579 01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:09,986 You got it, Tammy, huh? 1580 01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:11,741 Yeah. 1581 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,159 I'm sorry. 1582 01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:16,332 That's right you're sorry. And... 1583 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:19,200 Sit down. Sit down. 1584 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:22,999 Now, sit your ass down. You heard me. 1585 01:14:23,376 --> 01:14:25,456 You heard us... I mean, you heard me. Sit down. 1586 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:28,548 S-l-T. 1587 01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:35,677 Yeah. That's right. It's gonna be a new day around here. 1588 01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,140 H.J., Will, get in here... 1589 01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:39,847 I'm glad I'm here. I got all this straight. 1590 01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:41,314 Madea, I'm so glad you're here. 1591 01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:42,774 You got all this straight. 1592 01:14:42,854 --> 01:14:44,214 - Yes, indeed. - This is wonderful. 1593 01:14:46,941 --> 01:14:48,441 Where are you going? 1594 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:50,822 I love you. 1595 01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:54,703 But the way you treat me and C.J. And your family, I can't take it anymore. 1596 01:14:55,074 --> 01:14:56,954 I can't believe you've been hiding all these secrets from me. 1597 01:14:57,034 --> 01:14:59,874 You think I need you? I don't need you. 1598 01:14:59,954 --> 01:15:02,414 I was fine before you, and I'll be fine after. 1599 01:15:02,623 --> 01:15:04,373 - Go ahead. - You need help. 1600 01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:05,665 I feel sorry for you. 1601 01:15:06,127 --> 01:15:07,417 Go to hell. 1602 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:11,799 You're not taking my son. 1603 01:15:12,884 --> 01:15:15,554 - You're not taking him. - You watch me. 1604 01:15:16,053 --> 01:15:17,393 Calvin... 1605 01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:18,811 Get back here, Calvin. Don't leave me. 1606 01:15:18,890 --> 01:15:22,390 What do you care? You already got one you left at the doorstep. 1607 01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:26,056 Don't take my baby, Calvin. 1608 01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:28,857 That's my baby. Don't take him from me. 1609 01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:31,071 Don't. Please. 1610 01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:36,275 So Kimberly is your mother. Are you okay? 1611 01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:38,199 Look, baby, I'm fine. 1612 01:15:38,910 --> 01:15:40,540 That is crazy. 1613 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,115 Look, I don't wanna talk about that. 1614 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:47,540 - You wanna go to my sister's house? - No. No. I don't wanna be around all of them. 1615 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,090 Well, then where are we going, Byron? 1616 01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:54,418 Listen, babe, I'm gonna go holla at Roscoe, a'ight? I'll make this last little drop. 1617 01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:56,644 I gotta do what I gotta do. 1618 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:58,349 I'm so proud of you. 1619 01:15:58,429 --> 01:16:02,469 - Hey, yo, my man. Just let me get a 40. And... - Hey, how you doing? 1620 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,640 On the next Maury, deadbeat dads. 1621 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:08,185 You out there selling drugs, selling on the corner, 1622 01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:09,982 working the block, pumping the strip, 1623 01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:12,026 and you can't even give me no money for your baby? 1624 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:15,568 But it's all right, 'cause we gonna be all right, Byron... 1625 01:16:19,283 --> 01:16:21,533 I know I sound like a siren... 1626 01:16:21,744 --> 01:16:23,794 But you won't take care of this baby... 1627 01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:26,865 - Oh, hell no! - And there ain't gonna be no maybe... 1628 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,378 Byron... 1629 01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:30,132 Damn! Come on. Come on. 1630 01:16:30,294 --> 01:16:34,304 We're talking about your son and whether his father is in his life. 1631 01:16:34,382 --> 01:16:36,302 That Byron baby mama on The Maury Povich Show, 1632 01:16:36,384 --> 01:16:38,094 talkin' about that boy. Lord have mercy. 1633 01:16:38,177 --> 01:16:40,677 I don't even understand why that girl would go on that television show 1634 01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:42,143 and do that to that boy. 1635 01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:44,893 Poor Byron. Lord have mercy. I got to talk to him. 1636 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:48,351 I need to give him my number. "1-800-Choke-That-Ho." 1637 01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:50,981 Does he ever say, "It's not my child"? 1638 01:16:51,065 --> 01:16:53,745 - Just ghetto at its best. - I don't even like this show. Turn it... 1639 01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:55,363 Turn it... 1640 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:57,284 Turn it up. Turn it up. 1641 01:16:57,363 --> 01:16:58,783 - Yeah, she's nuts. - Would you call him a deadbeat dad? 1642 01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,534 - She's crazy. And he crazy to be with her. - I think I would. 1643 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,236 - Cora. - I'm coming. 1644 01:17:02,326 --> 01:17:04,286 Hey, Brown, how's your ass? 1645 01:17:04,495 --> 01:17:07,075 - It fine. - Funky. 1646 01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:11,165 What y'all doing sitting here... What's the matter? 1647 01:17:12,003 --> 01:17:14,463 Y'all look mad. What the doctor say? Some bad news, Brown? 1648 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:17,087 - He's fine. - Ask her, Cora. 1649 01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:18,681 - You ask. - Ask her. 1650 01:17:18,759 --> 01:17:20,799 Madea, who's my daddy? 1651 01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:27,232 I knew that was coming. I knew that was coming. 1652 01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:31,975 What are you talking about? 1653 01:17:32,064 --> 01:17:34,654 All of the money I gave you for child support on this child 1654 01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:36,189 and you don't even know who her daddy is? 1655 01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:38,737 Oh, bastard. You gave me $18 in 18 years. 1656 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:40,111 Shut the hell up. There wasn't no montey. 1657 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,283 What y'all talking about? What you talking about? 1658 01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:44,656 Madea, we had blood work done at the hospital today, 1659 01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:48,195 and Dr. Evans said there's no way possible Mr. Brown could be my daddy. 1660 01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:50,039 So I ask you, who is her daddy? 1661 01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:53,417 Ya'll need to go on Maury, too. Call Maury. 1662 01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:55,091 The doctor say that? 1663 01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:56,548 - Yes. - Yes. 1664 01:17:56,881 --> 01:17:58,211 Who's my daddy, Madea? 1665 01:17:59,717 --> 01:18:03,047 If Charlie Brown ain't your dad, then I don't know who it is. 1666 01:18:03,637 --> 01:18:05,467 Madea, how could you not know who my daddy is? 1667 01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:08,596 I hate to tell you this, honey, but your mama was a ho. 1668 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:12,904 I was a ho. 1669 01:18:13,356 --> 01:18:15,896 I put the "H" and the "O" in ho. 1670 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,232 - Who's my daddy, Madea? - Okay, all right. I'm gonna tell you. 1671 01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:19,801 Joe, shut up. Don't you say nothing. 1672 01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:21,989 Who is it? He can tell me. Who is it, Uncle Joe? 1673 01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:26,829 Now this was before Hilary and after Monica. 1674 01:18:28,913 --> 01:18:30,123 - What? - What? 1675 01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:31,833 Bill Clinton is my daddy? 1676 01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,537 Bill Clinton was not your daddy. 1677 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:37,877 Okay. No, no. It was before he started that show 1678 01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:40,263 with Sybil and J. Anthony on the radio. 1679 01:18:40,508 --> 01:18:42,928 I believe that might have been him. 1680 01:18:43,886 --> 01:18:45,716 Tom Joyner is your daddy. 1681 01:18:45,805 --> 01:18:47,595 Cora, I knew it. I knew it. 1682 01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:50,977 - Oh, oh, oh. Ho! Ho! Ho! - Uncle Joe. 1683 01:18:52,478 --> 01:18:53,728 Tom Joyner ain't you dad, hon. 1684 01:18:53,813 --> 01:18:55,693 Look, y'all stop asking me all these questions, honey. 1685 01:18:55,773 --> 01:18:57,193 That's your daddy right there. I'm telling you. 1686 01:18:57,274 --> 01:19:00,034 They made a mistake at the hospillar. That is your daddy. 1687 01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,899 I'm gonna find out. 1688 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,908 Dana'll tell you anything you wanna know. Call Dana. 1689 01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:07,784 - Dana? Who is Dana? - Yeah, who is Dana? 1690 01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:09,788 They both dumb as hell. You don't know what Dana is? 1691 01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:12,660 They've been using Dana to find people out for years 1692 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,248 who the daddy or who the mama, Dana. 1693 01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:15,753 And when you kill somebody, the crime, 1694 01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:17,835 they use Dana to get all the evidence on you. 1695 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:20,050 Dumbass. You need to watch some television sometime. 1696 01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:22,761 Learn something. Jackass don't know what Dana is. Hell. 1697 01:19:23,467 --> 01:19:28,347 D-N-A. D-N-A. That's Dana. Lord, you're so dumb. 1698 01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:30,965 - Nobody called no Dana. - No Dana. 1699 01:19:31,142 --> 01:19:32,272 You know what here? That's your daddy. 1700 01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:33,601 I don't even want to be bothered with this no more. 1701 01:19:33,686 --> 01:19:36,726 I done told you the truth. You don't like what the hell I got to say, that's the truth. 1702 01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:38,234 I'm sorry. I know you don't want him to be your daddy, 1703 01:19:38,315 --> 01:19:39,895 I didn't want him to be your daddy either. 1704 01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:43,244 That was the worst 36 seconds of my life. Right there sitting next to you. 1705 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,960 - I'm out of here. - You told me a minute. 1706 01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:46,319 Girl, he messing with you. 1707 01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:50,331 Maury. 1708 01:19:50,411 --> 01:19:52,411 The DNA does not lie. 1709 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:55,956 If you want to find out who the father of your child is call this number. 1710 01:22:22,062 --> 01:22:25,322 - Mama! - Yes, baby. I'm your mama. 1711 01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:27,318 Mama, why are you in here? 1712 01:22:28,235 --> 01:22:30,645 I've been sick a long time. 1713 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:33,867 Mama, why didn't you tell us? 1714 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:36,159 I tried to tell all y'all. 1715 01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:44,424 Tammy, quit all that crying. 1716 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:47,214 Now, where Kimberly? 1717 01:22:48,088 --> 01:22:52,008 We've all been trying to call her. She won't pick up her phone. 1718 01:22:53,135 --> 01:22:55,045 Mama, what's wrong? 1719 01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:58,600 I wanted to tell all of y'all together. 1720 01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:03,185 I guess that's too late. 1721 01:23:04,355 --> 01:23:06,725 I got cancer... 1722 01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:11,987 I let it go a long, long while. 1723 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:16,322 I prayed the whole way over here. 1724 01:23:17,368 --> 01:23:20,658 I told God if you just feel a little bit better, 1725 01:23:22,373 --> 01:23:23,963 I'll do right. 1726 01:23:24,708 --> 01:23:26,748 I don't care who my mother is, all right? 1727 01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:28,878 I don't. 1728 01:23:30,547 --> 01:23:32,167 Because you're my mother. 1729 01:23:33,717 --> 01:23:36,217 I'm gonna do right. But you gotta get better. 1730 01:23:38,055 --> 01:23:39,595 You gotta get better. 1731 01:23:39,890 --> 01:23:44,640 You're gonna have to get right on your own. 1732 01:23:45,562 --> 01:23:48,062 - I'm dying, baby. - No. 1733 01:23:48,649 --> 01:23:50,359 - I'm so tired. - No. 1734 01:23:52,403 --> 01:23:56,953 Y'all got to get right with Jesus so I can see you again. 1735 01:23:57,408 --> 01:23:59,658 Mama, let's just do what you taught us to do. 1736 01:24:00,828 --> 01:24:02,578 We'll pray that God heals you. 1737 01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,998 I prayed he'd heal me, 1738 01:24:05,416 --> 01:24:08,246 but whether it's on this side or in heaven, it's all right. 1739 01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:11,920 Don't talk like that. 1740 01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:13,804 Tammy, 1741 01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:16,472 now you look at me. I ain't scared. 1742 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,346 You don't feel bad for me. 1743 01:24:19,430 --> 01:24:23,470 You feel bad for somebody that don't know Jesus. Okay? 1744 01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:29,808 I'm just going home. 1745 01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:31,524 Jesus. 1746 01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:36,145 Where's Kimberly? 1747 01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:39,744 She's not returning my calls. 1748 01:24:40,617 --> 01:24:42,367 Tell her I waited on her. 1749 01:24:46,331 --> 01:24:48,251 Tell her I love her. 1750 01:24:50,711 --> 01:24:52,211 I love all of you. 1751 01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:57,625 You got... 1752 01:24:59,136 --> 01:25:01,176 You got to be strong. 1753 01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:05,429 And all y'all got to come together. 1754 01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:10,811 You gonna come together. 1755 01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:18,321 - Mama. - Mama. Mama. 1756 01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:21,824 Shirley. 1757 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:24,487 I'll see you tomorrow morning, John. Thank you. 1758 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,080 No, I had to visit my mother at the hospital. 1759 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:30,786 I'm sure she's okay. Thank you so much. I'll call you back. All right. 1760 01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:32,665 Where were you? 1761 01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:36,206 I had things to do. This is my family, Calvin. 1762 01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:37,420 This is not your business. 1763 01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:38,719 I called you for hours. 1764 01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:40,432 Yeah, I know. I got your message. 1765 01:25:40,761 --> 01:25:43,721 What makes you think I would return you or Tammy's calls? 1766 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,886 - Where is my mother? - She's in 208. Listen... 1767 01:25:50,312 --> 01:25:51,522 She died, Kimberly. 1768 01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:56,150 What? 1769 01:25:57,110 --> 01:25:58,860 She... She died. 1770 01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:12,119 Mama? 1771 01:26:19,424 --> 01:26:21,474 Mama. Mama! 1772 01:26:23,387 --> 01:26:24,387 No! 1773 01:26:26,890 --> 01:26:30,600 No, no, no. Mama, I'm sorry. Mama, I'm sorry! 1774 01:26:31,979 --> 01:26:36,859 I've got to say, if we could see Sister Shirley up in heaven, 1775 01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:38,815 this is what Shirley would say. 1776 01:27:20,027 --> 01:27:21,237 Come on, Sister Laura. 1777 01:29:09,136 --> 01:29:12,386 Glory to God! Thank you, Father. 1778 01:29:50,927 --> 01:29:52,257 We sang it at the funeral. 1779 01:29:52,345 --> 01:29:54,175 I don't want to hear, "This is your mommy." 1780 01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:55,564 I could've had grandkids. 1781 01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:57,060 I don't wanna hear that. I don't wanna hear that. 1782 01:29:57,142 --> 01:30:00,312 At all. Please. But I just wanna thank ya'll for coming. 1783 01:30:00,395 --> 01:30:01,395 - It was a nice service. - Yes. 1784 01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:03,190 - Was it? - Yes. Yeah. 1785 01:30:03,273 --> 01:30:05,943 You should've came, Madea. That nice dress, you should've came to the funeral. 1786 01:30:06,026 --> 01:30:08,606 You know I ain't going to no funeral. All that noise, that loud singing, 1787 01:30:08,695 --> 01:30:10,335 slow walking, working on my nerve, child. 1788 01:30:10,405 --> 01:30:12,275 I can't be bothered with that. People dead, they dead. 1789 01:30:12,365 --> 01:30:15,485 I ain't fittin' to be bothered with all that. All right now. Good to see y'all. 1790 01:30:15,577 --> 01:30:16,577 Are you okay? 1791 01:30:17,037 --> 01:30:19,367 My mother just died. What do you think? 1792 01:30:19,456 --> 01:30:20,656 Look, I'm just trying to be here for you. 1793 01:30:20,749 --> 01:30:22,329 Well, I don't want you to be here for me, Calvin. 1794 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:23,997 - Kimberly. - No. Please. 1795 01:30:24,669 --> 01:30:26,129 Lord have mercy... 1796 01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:29,045 See, no, you better get her, Byron. 1797 01:30:29,132 --> 01:30:33,552 Hey, stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Hey, hey, hey. Stop it. 1798 01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:34,720 Stop it. Stop it. 1799 01:30:34,805 --> 01:30:37,095 Lord have mercy. It's always the same thing. 1800 01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:43,188 Hey, hey! Shut the hell up! Sound like a siren. 1801 01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:45,230 Come in here and sit. Shut up! 1802 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:49,070 Sit down, you black leprechaun, 1803 01:30:49,152 --> 01:30:52,032 looking like you out of a box of Chocolate Lucky Charms. 1804 01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:53,914 Whole family. I'm sick of this. 1805 01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:59,699 Now look here. Your mama was a peaceful woman. 1806 01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:02,828 She did not want all this foolishness. She did the best she could with y'all, 1807 01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:04,464 but all of y'all act like y'all ain't got no sense. 1808 01:31:04,543 --> 01:31:06,383 You, little leprechaun. Let me tell you something... 1809 01:31:06,503 --> 01:31:08,753 Stop using that baby to make this man's life miserable. 1810 01:31:08,839 --> 01:31:09,839 That's right. 1811 01:31:10,257 --> 01:31:12,087 I didn't ask for no amen from you. I will punch... 1812 01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:14,545 I will punch the hell out of you. Say something else. 1813 01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:18,758 The man don't want you. He done moved the hell on. 1814 01:31:18,849 --> 01:31:21,179 You can't get to what's in front of you, 'cause you're too busy looking 1815 01:31:21,268 --> 01:31:23,768 to see what the hell he doing with this girl. Move on. 1816 01:31:23,854 --> 01:31:26,364 Stop or that child will grow up resenting you for that. Do you hear me? 1817 01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:27,439 That is a human being. 1818 01:31:27,524 --> 01:31:31,324 That is not some pawn that you can use to make this man's life miserable. 1819 01:31:31,403 --> 01:31:32,403 Stop doing it. 1820 01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:34,317 'Cause if I catch you doing it, I'm gonna beat the hell out of you. 1821 01:31:34,406 --> 01:31:36,776 Do you understand? You don't know me. You don't want none of this. 1822 01:31:36,867 --> 01:31:38,077 This is old "whoop your ass." 1823 01:31:38,201 --> 01:31:41,161 And old "whoop your ass" is much worse than new "whoop your ass." 1824 01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:44,496 New "whoop your ass" get up off you, old "whoop your ass" have you in the grave. 1825 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:48,133 Do you want some old "whoop your ass"? Do you want some old "whoop your ass"? 1826 01:31:51,548 --> 01:31:53,718 And you, out there selling dope. 1827 01:31:54,551 --> 01:31:56,641 Yeah, she's a snitch. She told me you out there selling dope, 1828 01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:59,100 giving this girl all the money. Can't give her $20 for some Pampers? 1829 01:31:59,222 --> 01:32:00,262 What the hell wrong with you? 1830 01:32:00,348 --> 01:32:02,638 A man take care of his baby without anybody telling him 1831 01:32:02,726 --> 01:32:04,046 he need to take care of his baby. 1832 01:32:04,227 --> 01:32:07,557 Get a job. Go to work. Do you understand what I am telling you? 1833 01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:10,319 Y'all them young folk, born around the '80s, something happened to 'em. 1834 01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:12,190 Y'all feel like y'all don't have to work for nothing, 1835 01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:14,569 somebody's supposed to hand something to you, 1836 01:32:14,738 --> 01:32:16,658 forgetting that old folks marched for your dumb ass, 1837 01:32:16,740 --> 01:32:18,620 to get you where you can be and to be free. 1838 01:32:18,742 --> 01:32:20,372 That dope either gonna lead you to one of two places: 1839 01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:22,582 To the grave or to prison. Now you've already been to prison. 1840 01:32:22,662 --> 01:32:23,822 You ready to go back to jail? 1841 01:32:23,872 --> 01:32:25,162 You ready to go to the grave? Which one you want? 1842 01:32:25,457 --> 01:32:27,167 'Cause as soon as you go down, this one right here 1843 01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:28,380 is going to be sold to the highest bidder. 1844 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:30,960 All she looking for is some money. Say something. I dare you. 1845 01:32:31,213 --> 01:32:34,263 I double-D dare you to say something. 1846 01:32:36,009 --> 01:32:37,549 I'm gonna tell you right now, I will be checking in with 1847 01:32:37,636 --> 01:32:40,216 this side of the family from time to time. And y'all better have it together. 1848 01:32:40,305 --> 01:32:42,595 You two. You better be F. Lee Bailey, you better be Johnnie Cochran. 1849 01:32:42,682 --> 01:32:43,762 I want to see a settlement. 1850 01:32:43,767 --> 01:32:44,977 I want to know who's going to have the baby, 1851 01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:46,270 who gonna pick him up, who gonna have Pampers, 1852 01:32:46,353 --> 01:32:47,443 when you gonna come and give the child support, 1853 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:49,310 when is the money gonna be there. You better write it all down. 1854 01:32:49,397 --> 01:32:50,977 Do you hear what I'm tellin' you, son? 1855 01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:53,362 Your mama did not want ya'll to know this. 1856 01:32:53,443 --> 01:32:54,693 - Madea. - Shut up. 1857 01:32:55,445 --> 01:32:57,945 She wanted to keep this hidden from y'all, but I'm gonna tell y'all. 1858 01:32:58,031 --> 01:33:00,121 You arguing and fussing with this girl, she fussing. 1859 01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:02,120 She mad at the world. Honey, you know why you be so mad? 1860 01:33:02,244 --> 01:33:04,794 This child was raped by your uncle at 12 years old. 1861 01:33:05,121 --> 01:33:07,751 Anything that's covered up don't get healed. That's what's wrong with people. 1862 01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:10,832 Keep trying to cover things up, and covered up. That don't help nobody. 1863 01:33:10,919 --> 01:33:12,459 I can't stand nobody sitting around saying, 1864 01:33:12,629 --> 01:33:14,549 "What goes on in this house stays in this house." 1865 01:33:14,631 --> 01:33:16,721 Let me explain something to you. Whatever went on in that house, 1866 01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:19,220 if you're getting hurt by it and it's tearing you up in your adult life, 1867 01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:20,462 you need to go get some help. 1868 01:33:20,470 --> 01:33:22,470 This man is trying to love you and you acting like a fool. 1869 01:33:22,555 --> 01:33:25,055 Always grouchy and mean. And the reason you so nasty, honey, 1870 01:33:25,141 --> 01:33:26,781 you ain't forgave the man that raped you. 1871 01:33:26,977 --> 01:33:29,307 You got to forgive those people, honey. Not for them, but for you. 1872 01:33:29,396 --> 01:33:31,106 If you don't, they take power over you. 1873 01:33:31,189 --> 01:33:33,689 Do you hear me? Forgive him for your own sake. 1874 01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:35,105 This man is trying to love you. 1875 01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:36,693 Go talk to him, act like you got some sense. 1876 01:33:36,778 --> 01:33:39,908 Go on upstairs and talk to the man. Go on, talk to him. 1877 01:34:03,805 --> 01:34:08,385 You know, my mama used to rock me to sleep in here. 1878 01:34:10,562 --> 01:34:11,602 At the hospital, 1879 01:34:14,149 --> 01:34:18,029 she told me to tell you that she loved you. 1880 01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:23,366 And that she was sorry and she felt like she failed you. 1881 01:34:26,870 --> 01:34:27,870 She said that? 1882 01:34:29,372 --> 01:34:32,172 Yeah. Baby, why didn't you tell me? 1883 01:34:33,084 --> 01:34:35,094 I didn't know how. 1884 01:34:36,713 --> 01:34:39,133 I want to hold you. Can I? 1885 01:34:40,550 --> 01:34:41,550 Please. 1886 01:34:44,471 --> 01:34:46,101 We're going to get some help. 1887 01:34:47,724 --> 01:34:48,724 I love you. 1888 01:34:52,062 --> 01:34:54,312 I love you. I'm so sorry. 1889 01:34:54,397 --> 01:34:57,357 - Baby, I love you. - I'm so sorry, baby. 1890 01:34:59,736 --> 01:35:02,196 Come on, baby, let's go. Roscoe's waiting for you. 1891 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,280 - I'm not doing it. - You... What? 1892 01:35:04,824 --> 01:35:06,034 I'm not doing it. 1893 01:35:06,284 --> 01:35:07,664 Byron, we need the money. 1894 01:35:08,119 --> 01:35:10,289 Listen, I don't need the money that bad. All right? 1895 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:12,745 Get some heart, Byron. Damn. 1896 01:35:12,916 --> 01:35:16,126 Are you really gonna sit up here and let that old lady tell you what to do? 1897 01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:19,510 - We need the money, Byron. - Listen to me. 1898 01:35:21,341 --> 01:35:24,761 I just buried my mother today and you wanna come in and you wanna talk... 1899 01:35:26,930 --> 01:35:30,220 You know what, move. 1900 01:35:33,770 --> 01:35:35,940 Get out, get out. 1901 01:35:37,774 --> 01:35:41,034 - Fine. With your broke ass. - Yeah. 1902 01:35:44,948 --> 01:35:46,908 I ain't need you anyway. 1903 01:35:49,577 --> 01:35:50,867 I'm so glad you here. 1904 01:35:50,954 --> 01:35:52,504 That's right. They don't even know what to say. 1905 01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:54,040 I told you, I told you. 1906 01:35:54,666 --> 01:35:55,666 What's wrong with you? 1907 01:35:56,126 --> 01:35:57,966 It's nice what you did for this family, Madea. 1908 01:35:58,044 --> 01:35:59,564 - Yes, it is. Praise the Lord. - It is. 1909 01:35:59,712 --> 01:36:01,552 But you can't even do it for your own daughter. 1910 01:36:03,216 --> 01:36:05,216 - Did she just go off on me? - Sound like she did. 1911 01:36:05,468 --> 01:36:06,628 What you talking about, Cora? 1912 01:36:06,886 --> 01:36:09,216 My daddy, Madea. You don't even know who... 1913 01:36:09,305 --> 01:36:12,175 That is your daddy, that silverback standing over there. 1914 01:36:12,267 --> 01:36:14,097 Madea... Well, prove it, then. Prove it. 1915 01:36:15,103 --> 01:36:16,313 - Prove it, then? - Yes. Prove it to me. 1916 01:36:16,396 --> 01:36:18,156 How the hell I'm supposed to prove it to you? 1917 01:36:18,481 --> 01:36:19,821 Prove it. Yes. 1918 01:36:21,734 --> 01:36:23,114 How you doing, Marley Kovitch? 1919 01:36:23,194 --> 01:36:26,914 Yeah. Okay. Nice to see you, Mr. Brown. I know this is very upsetting to you. 1920 01:36:27,115 --> 01:36:28,815 - Yes, sir. - 'Cause after all these years, 1921 01:36:28,908 --> 01:36:32,038 you're gonna find out whether Brown is your father. 1922 01:36:32,829 --> 01:36:35,829 All these years, I just found out he was my daddy. 1923 01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:37,831 And now she's trying to say that... 1924 01:36:38,001 --> 01:36:41,131 And Cora look just like me. Tell me she don't look just like me. 1925 01:36:41,254 --> 01:36:43,844 - Really? - Yes. Look at her eyes. 1926 01:36:44,132 --> 01:36:48,262 You can't tell me her eyes and her hair... Well, she didn't comb her hair that day. 1927 01:36:48,344 --> 01:36:50,724 But she look just like me, Marley. 1928 01:36:51,181 --> 01:36:54,271 So, Cora, when you were growing up, who did you think your father was? 1929 01:36:54,350 --> 01:36:56,560 I didn't know, Maury. I didn't know. 1930 01:36:56,728 --> 01:37:01,188 But Mr. Brown always acted like my father, so it came easy once Madea told me. 1931 01:37:01,399 --> 01:37:02,859 When did Madea tell you? 1932 01:37:03,401 --> 01:37:04,901 I was, like, 40-something. 1933 01:37:05,028 --> 01:37:06,818 - Forty-something? - Yes. 1934 01:37:06,988 --> 01:37:09,778 - Okay, you all have talked a lot about this. - Yeah. 1935 01:37:09,866 --> 01:37:11,866 But we haven't heard from Madea. 1936 01:37:12,035 --> 01:37:14,405 And this is what Madea had to say to my producers. 1937 01:37:14,704 --> 01:37:18,544 Brown is a lowdown dirty... He is a liar, he is a cheater. 1938 01:37:18,625 --> 01:37:20,575 He ain't never did like he was supposed to do for Cora. 1939 01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:22,128 He gonna act like he... He wanted to act like 1940 01:37:22,212 --> 01:37:24,212 he done went to the doctor and found out he ain't the baby daddy. 1941 01:37:24,297 --> 01:37:26,337 He is the baby daddy. And I'm gonna tell you right now, Maury, 1942 01:37:26,424 --> 01:37:28,094 I'm gonna tell you right now I know that's the baby daddy. 1943 01:37:28,176 --> 01:37:30,966 'Cause that is the only baby daddy that I had a baby daddy with. 1944 01:37:31,054 --> 01:37:33,054 He is the baby daddy. If he ain't the baby daddy... 1945 01:37:33,056 --> 01:37:34,636 I know he's the baby daddy 'cause I know... 1946 01:37:34,724 --> 01:37:36,524 I know that was the worst 15 seconds of my life. 1947 01:37:36,601 --> 01:37:38,981 So I know that's the baby daddy. You ain't even got to worry about, 1948 01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:41,652 'cause I know that was the baby daddy. Cora ain't got to figure it out. 1949 01:37:41,731 --> 01:37:43,821 But when I go up there, I'm gonna show... I'm gonna say it all. 1950 01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:45,570 'Cause he's so damn stupid, he don't even want nobody 1951 01:37:45,652 --> 01:37:47,072 to tell nobody what the hell he's supposed to do. 1952 01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:48,153 But I know that's the baby daddy. 1953 01:37:48,238 --> 01:37:49,948 Y'all ain't gotta tell me, 'cause I know that's the baby daddy. 1954 01:37:50,031 --> 01:37:51,991 I can't wait till I get up in there. When I get on that stage, 1955 01:37:52,075 --> 01:37:53,485 I'm gonna tell Maury all the truth. 1956 01:37:53,743 --> 01:37:56,873 So why don't we just meet her? Everybody, here's Madea. 1957 01:37:56,955 --> 01:37:58,075 Madea, come on out. 1958 01:37:58,248 --> 01:38:01,078 Bring her out here, Marley. Bring her out here, Marley. 1959 01:38:02,627 --> 01:38:05,417 - Madea, nice to see you. - How you doing, Maury? 1960 01:38:06,214 --> 01:38:07,764 I've been trying to tell you, you are the daddy. 1961 01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:11,470 You the daddy, you the daddy. That's your baby. This is your baby. 1962 01:38:11,636 --> 01:38:12,756 Madea! 1963 01:38:13,012 --> 01:38:15,512 - That's your baby! That's your baby! - Madea! Madea! 1964 01:38:15,598 --> 01:38:17,928 That's your baby! That's your baby! 1965 01:38:18,059 --> 01:38:20,019 - That's your baby! - Please! Madea, sit down. 1966 01:38:20,103 --> 01:38:21,273 - Please, Madea. - Okay. 1967 01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:26,150 Why did you wait until Cora was in her 40s to tell her who her father was? 1968 01:38:26,234 --> 01:38:27,654 That's because she dumb. 1969 01:38:27,986 --> 01:38:29,646 - What? - Rum-dum-di-di dumb. 1970 01:38:30,321 --> 01:38:33,411 Say one more thing. Say one more... thing. 1971 01:38:34,492 --> 01:38:35,782 - Madea, please. - You got one more time. 1972 01:38:35,994 --> 01:38:39,584 Now, I didn't tell her, I didn't tell her 'cause it wasn't important. 1973 01:38:40,248 --> 01:38:41,458 I took care of her. 1974 01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:44,126 I gave her everything she needed. She didn't need to know. 1975 01:38:44,419 --> 01:38:46,299 She did not even need to know who her daddy was. 1976 01:38:46,462 --> 01:38:51,552 I'm more interested now in Cora, and having both of her parents in her life. 1977 01:38:51,634 --> 01:38:52,724 - That's right. That's right. - Yeah. 1978 01:38:52,802 --> 01:38:54,392 I don't know why. Hell, she ain't five years old. 1979 01:38:54,470 --> 01:38:57,070 I don't even know why, Cora, you all got me on this... television. 1980 01:38:57,140 --> 01:38:58,810 Acting like you ain't got no... 1981 01:38:59,017 --> 01:39:01,517 And I... You said... 1982 01:39:01,811 --> 01:39:03,311 I know, Madea, who my... 1983 01:39:08,818 --> 01:39:12,028 say that, Madea. Don't be like that. 1984 01:39:12,864 --> 01:39:15,374 Right, this the father. He is the father. You are the father. 1985 01:39:15,533 --> 01:39:17,413 - You are the father. You are the father. - Okay, now, wait a minute. 1986 01:39:17,619 --> 01:39:19,369 You are the father. You are the father. 1987 01:39:19,537 --> 01:39:20,697 - You are the father. - Madea! 1988 01:39:20,788 --> 01:39:23,038 - You are the... father. - Madea! 1989 01:39:25,376 --> 01:39:27,336 - Sit out here with all the... - There's only one way to settle this. 1990 01:39:27,670 --> 01:39:29,590 Yeah, let's figure it out. Bring it on, Maury. Bring it on. 1991 01:39:29,672 --> 01:39:31,052 - We're gonna have the answer right here. - Bring it on. 1992 01:39:31,132 --> 01:39:35,012 He the daddy. You the daddy. You the daddy. You the daddy. 1993 01:39:35,094 --> 01:39:37,804 You the daddy. Tell him, tell him, Maury. Tell him. You are the father. 1994 01:39:37,889 --> 01:39:38,929 Tell him, Maury. Tell him. 1995 01:39:39,015 --> 01:39:41,725 In the case of 58-year-old Cora Jean Simmons, 1996 01:39:42,185 --> 01:39:45,475 Brown, you are not the father. 1997 01:39:50,068 --> 01:39:53,528 - Madea! - Madea, why'd you have to do this to me? 1998 01:39:55,239 --> 01:39:57,659 Madea! Don't do that. Don't do that. 1999 01:39:57,742 --> 01:40:00,372 Don't embarrass yourself on my show, Madea. 2000 01:40:00,578 --> 01:40:02,948 - Madea, Madea, Madea. - I thought he was the daddy, Maury! 2001 01:40:03,206 --> 01:40:05,166 - I thought he was the daddy, Maury! - No, no, no. 2002 01:40:05,208 --> 01:40:08,128 - I thought he was the daddy, Maury! - He's not the father. 2003 01:40:08,211 --> 01:40:11,461 Call 1-800-Choke-That-Ho. I like that. 2004 01:40:11,631 --> 01:40:14,801 I'm a ho, Maury. I'm just a no-good ho, Maury. 2005 01:40:14,926 --> 01:40:15,926 Marker. 2006 01:40:16,386 --> 01:40:18,756 Doc, are those your real eyes or them contacts? 2007 01:40:18,971 --> 01:40:19,971 They're real. 2008 01:40:20,056 --> 01:40:21,386 - What? - Yes, sir. 2009 01:40:21,808 --> 01:40:24,428 Doctor, are those your eyes? Are those your eyes? 2010 01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:26,730 - Yes, sir, they are. - What? 2011 01:40:27,230 --> 01:40:28,900 You look like an albilo. 2012 01:40:30,358 --> 01:40:33,398 This could be the last time that you get to hold me. 2013 01:40:33,569 --> 01:40:35,739 - Just... - Madea! 2014 01:40:36,572 --> 01:40:37,572 What the... 2015 01:40:38,491 --> 01:40:40,991 - I think I broke my... - Let's do the slap again. 2016 01:40:41,244 --> 01:40:44,334 Come on, reset. I'm getting warmed up. 2017 01:40:46,416 --> 01:40:49,996 Mabel, I went to the doctor and they say I'm dying. I ain't got but a week left. 2018 01:40:50,169 --> 01:40:51,419 You are not dying, Mr. Brown. 2019 01:40:51,504 --> 01:40:53,514 You had a colonoscopy and they found a growth 2020 01:40:53,589 --> 01:40:55,229 and they wanna remove it and do a biopsy. 2021 01:40:55,258 --> 01:40:56,508 Cora, you don't know what you're talking about. 2022 01:40:56,592 --> 01:40:58,142 - You ain't no doctor. - That's what he said. 2023 01:40:58,261 --> 01:41:00,641 - That ain't what he said. You a doctor? - It is. 2024 01:41:00,972 --> 01:41:03,932 That's what I thought. You ain't no doctor so you don't know doctor stuff. 2025 01:41:04,100 --> 01:41:07,350 Shut up! Heller? Yes. Hold on. 2026 01:41:07,437 --> 01:41:09,397 Kirk Franklin's calling you. He wants you back. 2027 01:41:10,106 --> 01:41:11,106 All right, we cut. 2028 01:41:13,276 --> 01:41:14,736 And don't be so sad. 2029 01:41:14,944 --> 01:41:17,704 You're subject to walk out of here and get hit by a bus. 2030 01:41:17,780 --> 01:41:19,320 You never know, baby. 2031 01:41:19,449 --> 01:41:23,829 That bus will run right over you, just splatter you all over the pavement. 2032 01:41:23,911 --> 01:41:25,751 Honey, it could be ugly. 2033 01:41:25,830 --> 01:41:28,330 God does things like that. You just never know. 2034 01:41:28,416 --> 01:41:30,286 But thank you so much. 2035 01:41:31,169 --> 01:41:32,379 We cut. 2036 01:41:33,629 --> 01:41:36,469 And I ain't finding out what he done found out because he don't wanna... 2037 01:41:38,342 --> 01:41:40,432 - Good he found out. - Yes, good he found out. 2038 01:41:40,511 --> 01:41:42,641 Because once you find out what you didn't find out 2039 01:41:42,722 --> 01:41:43,892 then you'd know what you didn't know. 2040 01:41:43,973 --> 01:41:45,563 And once you know what you don't know 2041 01:41:45,641 --> 01:41:47,481 then it don't make no difference what you don't know no more, 2042 01:41:47,560 --> 01:41:49,390 'cause then you don't find out what you didn't know. 2043 01:41:49,479 --> 01:41:50,899 And once you found out what you don't know... 2044 01:41:50,980 --> 01:41:51,980 - Bam, Bam. It makes no difference 2045 01:41:52,064 --> 01:41:53,544 - what you didn't know no more. - Bam. 2046 01:41:53,566 --> 01:41:54,686 Because when you find out... 2047 01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:56,532 - Bam. Then you can know what... 2048 01:41:56,611 --> 01:41:59,071 Some smoking weed, Bam. Stop smoking all that damn weed. 2049 01:41:59,155 --> 01:42:00,525 - Let me tell you something. - We cut. 2050 01:42:00,615 --> 01:42:02,025 - Oh, y'all... - Cut. 2051 01:42:03,075 --> 01:42:05,035 Who's gonna pass us that? 2052 01:42:05,119 --> 01:42:07,579 Your lazy ass won't even get up and go get the food and bring it down... 2053 01:42:07,663 --> 01:42:09,163 I'm not gonna get that. Harold! 2054 01:42:10,708 --> 01:42:12,748 Bam, you gonna call Harold to bring the food down here? 2055 01:42:12,835 --> 01:42:15,085 - At least somebody. - That's lazy as hell. 2056 01:42:15,171 --> 01:42:17,011 Well, what do you want me to do? Get up and get it? 2057 01:42:17,089 --> 01:42:19,339 Yes. Because I sure in hell ain't gonna get it. 2058 01:42:20,176 --> 01:42:22,926 H.J., come here. Come here. 2059 01:42:23,012 --> 01:42:24,432 I got... This what children are for here. 2060 01:42:24,514 --> 01:42:26,264 That's why you don't buy a remote control, you have children. 2061 01:42:26,349 --> 01:42:27,389 - That's right. - Yeah. That's why 2062 01:42:27,475 --> 01:42:29,475 you don't need vacuum cleaners or nothing. Children do all that. 2063 01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:31,960 Well, they got two of them. You use one, I use the other one. 2064 01:42:32,021 --> 01:42:34,111 - Yeah, okay. Which one do you want? - I want that little one. 2065 01:42:34,190 --> 01:42:35,770 Bring the food out. We cut. 2066 01:42:55,086 --> 01:42:56,836 We cut. Did you get it? 2067 01:42:58,172 --> 01:42:59,382 Sit down! 2068 01:43:00,132 --> 01:43:02,132 Sittin' there like you on a horse. 2069 01:43:03,094 --> 01:43:06,224 Let me tell all of you something, and I want to make this clear. 2070 01:43:08,558 --> 01:43:10,058 If your mama ain't here 2071 01:43:10,142 --> 01:43:13,602 then your Daddy gonna tell you what you need to do. 2072 01:43:13,688 --> 01:43:14,768 What? 2073 01:43:15,231 --> 01:43:16,311 Cut. 2074 01:43:16,732 --> 01:43:18,022 Tell you what's going on. - What? 2075 01:43:18,109 --> 01:43:22,989 You found out that this was your daughter just like recently? 2076 01:43:23,072 --> 01:43:24,322 - Yes. - Yes. 2077 01:43:24,407 --> 01:43:25,487 - I was 40-something. - It was terrible. 2078 01:43:25,575 --> 01:43:26,615 What was that like? 2079 01:43:26,701 --> 01:43:29,621 I was happy, you know, but I was sad. 2080 01:43:29,704 --> 01:43:31,664 'Cause it was the best thing that ever happened. 2081 01:43:31,747 --> 01:43:32,997 Why was you sad, Cora? 2082 01:43:33,082 --> 01:43:36,842 Because, at first, I didn't want it to be him to be my daddy. 2083 01:43:36,919 --> 01:43:38,419 - Why? - But then... 2084 01:43:38,504 --> 01:43:41,134 Because, you know, look at him. But he wound up being... 2085 01:43:41,215 --> 01:43:43,375 - Cora, look at you. - It worked out. 2086 01:43:43,467 --> 01:43:44,887 You ain't no catch either. 2087 01:43:44,969 --> 01:43:47,139 Cora, I'm trying to help, do you a favor. 2088 01:43:47,930 --> 01:43:51,310 But what did Madea tell you all your life about your father? 2089 01:43:51,392 --> 01:43:52,482 Like you better than me. 2090 01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:53,850 Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 2091 01:43:53,936 --> 01:43:55,346 My security people, please. 2092 01:43:55,438 --> 01:43:57,648 Ain't nobody scared of no security. Because I can take them... 2093 01:43:57,732 --> 01:44:01,192 Don't touch me. I will bust you in your head with this hammer. Back the hell up. 2094 01:44:01,277 --> 01:44:02,317 - Madea, please. - I'm not scared. 2095 01:44:02,403 --> 01:44:03,783 I will bust you in your head with this hammer. 2096 01:44:03,863 --> 01:44:04,863 - Madea, please. - Ma'am, come on. 2097 01:44:04,947 --> 01:44:07,407 We're not gonna stand for that on this show. Come on now. 2098 01:44:07,491 --> 01:44:08,781 I don't wanna sit by her! 2099 01:44:08,868 --> 01:44:11,078 Get out of the way. You're in front of the camera. Move. 2100 01:44:11,162 --> 01:44:13,252 - Okay. Just sit down here. - I ain't gonna sit down. 2101 01:44:13,331 --> 01:44:15,081 You're in front of the camera. Get your ass out of the way 2102 01:44:15,166 --> 01:44:16,786 - is what I'm telling you. - Madea. 2103 01:44:16,876 --> 01:44:18,666 - She's telling you to slide over. - Hey, you still ain't moving. 2104 01:44:18,753 --> 01:44:19,843 You're in the way. 2105 01:44:21,547 --> 01:44:24,337 I'm serious. Your ass is in front of the camera. Move. 2106 01:44:27,970 --> 01:44:30,890 All right. Y'all go on, now, go on. Get the hell off the stage. 2107 01:44:30,973 --> 01:44:31,973 Y'all extras. 2108 01:44:32,099 --> 01:44:35,769 Why did you wait until Cora was in her 40s to tell her who her father was? 2109 01:44:35,853 --> 01:44:36,983 That's because she's dumb. 2110 01:44:37,063 --> 01:44:40,073 I didn't tell her because it wasn't important. 2111 01:44:41,901 --> 01:44:43,901 It was not important to her. 2112 01:44:43,986 --> 01:44:46,606 Because I took care of her. 2113 01:44:46,697 --> 01:44:48,907 - You were like father and mother? - Yeah. 2114 01:44:48,991 --> 01:44:50,161 And... 2115 01:44:50,576 --> 01:44:55,116 - I ain't never hit no woman, but I'm gonna... - No, no, no, no, no! 2116 01:44:55,206 --> 01:44:57,536 - No, let me, let me... - No, no, no! 2117 01:44:57,667 --> 01:44:59,537 No, we can't have that on my show. 2118 01:44:59,835 --> 01:45:03,875 - I love you, man. - I know. Oh, gentle. Mr. Brown, I know. 2119 01:45:04,715 --> 01:45:07,505 - I know. I know. I know. - I'm having a nervous breakdown. 2120 01:45:07,635 --> 01:45:09,085 I want you to be my daddy. 2121 01:45:09,178 --> 01:45:11,008 But I want to be your man now. 2122 01:45:11,138 --> 01:45:12,718 What? Now what... 2123 01:45:14,183 --> 01:45:16,183 Thank you for coming to this movie.