1 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,500 Do you already have with the head turned? 2 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:27,890 Yes, I have tried everything, but I get nothing out. 3 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,700 Luckily we were the toilet not 't recover. 4 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,320 Porn scene ... 5 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:06,820 Time for your leadership once empty. 6 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:22,640 And your boyfriend then? - They must find yourself a plumber. 7 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:33,450 Oops ... 8 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,620 Slides that do not like? - It stimulates. 9 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:55,300 It is expensive, but it is so good for my hair. 10 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:05,820 Wait ... it burns. - Should I stop? 11 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:09,030 Do not stop. It will burn, but I am almost done. 12 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,700 You, bastard. 13 00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:19,700 Do not stop, or I get blue balls. 14 00:02:19,850 --> 00:02:21,850 Honey, this is not what it seems. 15 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:25,970 This does not. 16 00:02:27,550 --> 00:02:30,150 Kill me now do not. I'll be ready. 17 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:31,980 I'm ... 18 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:57,120 And ... cut! 19 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:00,100 Brilliant. Well, that's for sure. 20 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:03,340 Now we can certainly take on theater camp. 21 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,100 For a hetero make very gay movies. 22 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,330 No matter if the characters gay. 23 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:09,970 Genre genre. 24 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,580 And if I did this with women, then I was a sexist. 25 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:14,880 The females look like gay men that I use. 26 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,040 Then we've come this far. 27 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,060 I look like the butt of Ricky Martin. - There is much more blood is needed. 28 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:23,370 You were great, honey. - No, you. 29 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,600 No ... you. 30 00:03:26,070 --> 00:03:28,070 Vomitus Maximus. 31 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:30,340 "Vomitus Maximus. 32 00:03:30,530 --> 00:03:33,430 So I sounded not at all. - "So I sounded not at all '. 33 00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:35,470 Whether the characters are gay. 34 00:03:35,610 --> 00:03:37,310 Genre genre. 35 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:41,440 On the stage camp! That we may all inside! 36 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,520 On the stage camp! 37 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,300 GAY-CIDAAL! 38 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,360 I have no sense, Casey. 39 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,560 You never sense. 40 00:05:58,030 --> 00:06:00,560 I had a very bad dream. 41 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:05,560 Alright. I will take care of myself. 42 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,960 Do you mind if I foul you back? 43 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:29,760 Because of you I feel like Demi Moore. 44 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:34,160 Honey, I'm all possible dirty things with you. 45 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:38,760 I'm not as been wet since Reagan was shot. 46 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:45,430 Remember that you do not get enough? 47 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:48,130 Let me in, little pig. 48 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:54,920 Godverdehomo's! - Aunt Helen, who is that? 49 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:57,820 This is Andy. I found him in the Myface. 50 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,920 You mean fixed 'Facebook'. - Who was talking about the Internet? 51 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:03,620 Sorry, lady, I do not like penises. 52 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,320 Andy ... 53 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,220 Damn. 54 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:12,020 Were you this morning not to that stage bullshit ... stuff left? 55 00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:16,320 Did you do it in my room? 56 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,380 My room is full of embarrassing old lady stuff. 57 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:23,020 Aunt Helen! - It really would not be the first time. 58 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:26,020 Bah ... - Shit, we're too late. 59 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,100 Exposed ... exposed. 60 00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:32,050 Have fun. And no 'bear trekking. 61 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:35,640 You mean 'barebacking' . And we do not. - Okay. 62 00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:42,550 Hurry back here with that tight ass. 63 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,750 Mommy is hungry. 64 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,750 Okay, Grandma is hungry. 65 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:52,020 Excuse ... 66 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,420 Do you know how much that bag cost? 67 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,440 Hey, I'll give you a hand? 68 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,840 This is worse than Sex & The City 2 . 69 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,600 Yes, sequels are never good. 70 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,600 Maybe this ... 71 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:16,270 I have already tried. - Okay ... 72 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:28,870 There you go. 73 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,070 You are a genius. 74 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:34,600 I'm Lily. - Jason. 75 00:08:36,540 --> 00:08:38,200 Is that all? 76 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:42,490 Baggage. - Oh, yes ... that's all. 77 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:46,390 Well, since it is richer than a truck with immigrants. 78 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:50,990 Here you go. - Wait! We have luggage! 79 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:55,990 We have lubricant is required. 80 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:58,990 We need something this tie. 81 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:00,690 Here ... 82 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,890 Use this. - Holy teenage werewolf! 83 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,610 So ... That stuck. 84 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,810 Indeed. 85 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,310 Everyone belt? 86 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,310 Damn, my belt is broken. 87 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:32,810 Here is another one. 88 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,610 I do not mind changing, though. 89 00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:38,710 I have previously sat next to Casey. 90 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,910 So we already know each other. 91 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:49,400 I'm Benji. As the dog. 92 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:51,500 I'm Zack. 93 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,100 As Efron, but with K. 94 00:09:54,590 --> 00:09:56,260 God, do it now but you. 95 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,910 I'm Casey. As the boyfriend. 96 00:09:59,030 --> 00:10:04,800 O. .. God. I did not ... 97 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,200 Jesus, will there really be no one not gay? 98 00:10:10,330 --> 00:10:12,300 I am heterosexual. 99 00:10:14,850 --> 00:10:17,000 So do I. - Really? 100 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,500 Really? - Yes, I'm heterosexual. 101 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,300 Never judge a book to his haircut. 102 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:26,200 I'm Genevieve. That is French. 103 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:30,400 That you can not pronounce fixed. So call me Jenna ... Vieve. 104 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:32,600 Does anyone know the way? 105 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,800 Welcome to Dick Dickey's Drama Camp! 106 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,900 So you're the parasite. - The what? 107 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:10,900 Susselman Penny, the little vampire a full scholarship, internship included. 108 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,800 Stage? - Yes. 109 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:16,300 You did not think you would succeed with a little talent and guts, huh? 110 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:20,660 No, but I had the word 'stage' not seen in the scholarship application. 111 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:24,060 It was a stage' application. 112 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:28,260 Okay. - I have never received such help. 113 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,760 I paid my bills by former cancer patients to detect ... 114 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:33,760 with unpaid hospital bills. 115 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,760 I sold my hair, my blood ... 116 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:38,760 my seed ... 117 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:43,160 Everything to get enough money together waged to Dick Dickey's Theatre Camp to build. 118 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,660 So you're ready to make hard to fly? 119 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:52,060 I see every experience, good or bad, as a life-enriching opportunity. 120 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:55,160 Of course. - What are my obligations? 121 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:59,060 The dishes, toilets, vomit and shit patrol ... 122 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,160 Anything anyone else wants to do. 123 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:04,460 I do this all with a smile. 124 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,260 You're really annoying. You know, right? 125 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,460 Okay, the berths. 126 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:15,360 Make sure everyone is checked and finished at 15:00. 127 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:18,460 How do I ... - End scene. 128 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,660 I can not believe the boys should. 129 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:51,160 I thought the theater camp something broader in mind was. 130 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:55,660 Talk to the leadership. - I will definitely do. 131 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,960 I just wanted to help. 132 00:12:58,130 --> 00:13:01,060 I know. Sorry, it's ... 133 00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:04,060 I'm tired of the ever to explain. 134 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,860 Going to the bathroom seems to have been a political statement. 135 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,960 Sometimes I just want quiet can shit, you know? 136 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,760 I can not shit on a public toilet. 137 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,960 This will be a long summer for you. 138 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:20,860 Are you my roommate? - Tentative. - Cool, mixed rooms. 139 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,660 I'm Lily. 140 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,460 I am Beau. 141 00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:28,560 And what's your name? - Casey. 142 00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:32,060 Wow, Casey, you're the nicest red I have ever seen. 143 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:35,060 Thanks, but ... 144 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:36,860 I'm blonde. 145 00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:39,560 Anyway, you're super. 146 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,360 You take the middle bed but. 147 00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:51,350 Unbelievable I have two hetero roommates. 148 00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:56,350 That's so European. - There is nothing European about straight. 149 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:00,400 If you want to talk about chicks and guns and football, ... 150 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:02,200 I can understand that, though. 151 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:04,700 I am straight, not stupid. 152 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,300 In 't seem dead vaginas brain cells. 153 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:11,300 It's not because you're gay, you need to belittle women. 154 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:17,100 Sorry, I did not ... 155 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:25,100 I'm going to see Casey. 156 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,800 Why do you say everybody that you're heterosexual? 157 00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:35,000 Because I am. 158 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:37,200 Come on ... 159 00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:41,500 Ray Charles could see even you stared at his ass. 160 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:54,700 When I heard that they were a couple, I regret that I was so flirted with him. 161 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:59,500 So I said I was straight, the strip in order to make easier. 162 00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:01,900 So keep your hetero occur? 163 00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:03,620 To everyone? 164 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,420 The whole time? 165 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:08,520 I had not yet about it. 166 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,520 But why not? This is still a theater camp? 167 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:17,320 That is the ultimate acting exercise. 168 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,820 That's actually a very good idea. 169 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:25,020 Yes ... It always says that actors who openly gay, not heterosexual play. 170 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:28,420 But ... with me as a director ... I ... 171 00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:31,720 We ... what can really show. 172 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:35,920 I'm your director. Like Scorsese and DiCaprio. 173 00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:39,620 Or Whoopi Goldberg and the director Sister Act 2 . 174 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,420 If she goes undercover as a nun to a school to save. 175 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,720 Yes, something not. 176 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,880 How does that actually between you and Lily? 177 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,280 I have no idea. 178 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,880 You know they ... 179 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,980 in a transition phase? - Oh, so yes. 180 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:10,580 Well, we're going this summer probably a lot to learn. 181 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:23,240 You must be pleased that we have in other Rooms sleep. - Why do you say that? 182 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:27,140 You had yourself 's see drool about Benji, "as the dog. 183 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,140 You drool as much about 'm 184 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,040 He does not like me, that does not count. 185 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,240 He allowed nothing, he is heterosexual. 186 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:37,240 Well, yes ... The things remain never long straight in your neighborhood. 187 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,040 Would he be curious? 188 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:40,940 Try a little less eager to sound. 189 00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:44,340 Casey, though he was gay, there would be nothing happen. I would never deceive you. 190 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,940 But you would like to. - I am only 'n man. 191 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,740 I am only human, but I do not want to fuck other guys. 192 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,040 Turn this're not always around. 193 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,840 Casey, is that guy bothering you? 194 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,890 Who the hell are you? - The guy who you fight like that is going to get. 195 00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:03,190 It's all right. Beau ... Zack. 196 00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:05,390 Room mate ... boyfriend. 197 00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:08,590 O. .. sorry. I will come back later? 198 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:11,090 I was just leaving. 199 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,790 I think you you very quickly also start to feel human. 200 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,490 Is there anyone so happy that he can call you his friend? 201 00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:25,890 He had to treat you like a prince. 202 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,090 Damn, there's nothing in here to fuck me. 203 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:35,090 You are never actors. 204 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,940 That they told me and Donnie Kendall. 205 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,540 It was career day in the first year. 206 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:49,140 They said, "but Word fireman or policeman. 207 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:52,940 Something realistic and useful. " 208 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,340 Donnie Kendall listened to their good advice. 209 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:01,540 He gave up his dream and became a cop. 210 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:05,340 Last month I went at his memorial service. 211 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,240 He was shot in his face. 212 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:17,330 Well ... not everyone here will become a star. 213 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:20,430 Or open his own theater camp. 214 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,730 But this I can say: 215 00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:24,930 If you give up your dreams ... 216 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:28,230 even if you end up not with your face full of metal ... 217 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,530 you can just as well be dead. 218 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,530 You owe it to yourself to to try. 219 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:37,230 Okay, I do not like sycophancy. 220 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:41,030 I'm just a serious actress. - I will be the judge. 221 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,530 In two weeks ... 222 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,430 will at this stage ... 223 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:51,530 'Annual Dick Dickey's Theatre Camp Scene Competition 'place. 224 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:56,030 Your assignment is a scene Shakespeare to choose ... 225 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,130 and a modern twist to it. 226 00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:02,930 For example, Othello with a talk show on the Oprah channel. 227 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:09,410 Or, for example The Tempest located somewhere in the space. 228 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:14,270 Also on the Oprah channel. Let your imagination run wild. 229 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:19,370 This year the group wins the greatest show brings ... 230 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:23,470 a holiday with all the trimmings ... 231 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:29,570 generously offered by appointment, in the Triangle Inn in Palm Springs. 232 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:35,850 Because in the real world actors earn prizes. 233 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,650 This holiday is mine. 234 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:48,950 One more thing: I do not tolerate sexual misconduct in this camp. 235 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:53,080 Who caught his or her how-ha openly ... 236 00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:54,680 're out. 237 00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:56,380 Without refund. 238 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,780 I have not had sex 7.5 years. 239 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,380 And I'm only become a better artist. 240 00:20:03,050 --> 00:20:04,880 End scene. 241 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,080 How do you and your boyfriend keep going without sex? 242 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,180 This is nowadays not so often anymore. 243 00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:32,080 O. .. - Yes. 244 00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,380 I knew it. 245 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,080 What a dick. 246 00:20:38,210 --> 00:20:39,480 Pardon? 247 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,980 God, you chased me the creeps. 248 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,580 That I often hear. 249 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:49,080 Who is the dick? - My boyfriend. 250 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:50,980 What are you doing? 251 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,580 My tuition money. 252 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:58,180 Well, why do you date with a dick? 253 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,480 I think because I'm like. 254 00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,680 Why do you love him? 255 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:08,380 Because ... Never mind. 256 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,620 What? - I wanted to say: 257 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,420 because I've done so much trouble for him to get more. 258 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,920 But that does not make sense, huh? 259 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,920 Well when you get to Dr. Phil or something. 260 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,920 Perhaps you no longer love. 261 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,420 But ... - Penny, there is someone puked in the urinal! 262 00:21:26,610 --> 00:21:28,620 Make it clean! 263 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:30,920 I'm on my way. 264 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:33,020 Shit hit the fan. 265 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,920 You know him? Shit ... 266 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,720 How to get there anyway. 267 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:53,020 Go back a gay-erotic scene directing for the match? 268 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,420 'Weather' is a gay erotic scene? 269 00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:59,420 Jason has a strange obsession for sexy gay men. 270 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,720 I love eroticism in general. 271 00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:05,320 But you do not find girls for free do nude scenes. 272 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:08,220 But gay men ... that are naturally sluts. 273 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,620 You're not even a bit gay? 274 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,420 Yes ... Pipe me otherwise agreed to see how big my dick it is. 275 00:22:14,610 --> 00:22:18,020 Pipe but yourself. - Once, my friend. Ever. 276 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,320 This is where straight people are talking about. 277 00:22:20,830 --> 00:22:22,220 Shut up. 278 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:25,220 Do you like your mouth shut. 279 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,640 Look what they have given me. - Be well but happy. 280 00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:36,740 I could also share a room those annoying Genevieve. 281 00:22:36,950 --> 00:22:40,340 Oh, you mean that "Je ne vah-vah-java. 282 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,840 Yes, I would rather put a knife into my face. 283 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,440 Dickie kicks are not happy. 284 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,040 Did you know that: "I do not like sycophancy." 285 00:22:48,230 --> 00:22:52,040 "I do not like sex. I therefore so sociable. " 286 00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:54,040 Creepy. 287 00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:57,040 Does it bother you if I sleep naked? 288 00:22:57,870 --> 00:23:00,340 You say not much, but if you say something ... 289 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,940 Bothers me not. 290 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,040 Dress it out. 291 00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:09,640 Only if I sleep well. 292 00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:17,830 Well, good night. 293 00:23:18,110 --> 00:23:19,830 Certainly. 294 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:30,630 Good morning, Dick Dickey's theater campers. 295 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:34,530 It's five o'clock in the morning. Time to get up and start acting. 296 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:37,030 The first classes begin over 30 minutes. 297 00:23:39,810 --> 00:23:43,530 Are you tired? Then if your character is not. 298 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:46,530 Grab a latte and drag you through. 299 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:08,630 Well, I have a very loose throat. 300 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:11,930 This is important to act a good role to get ... 301 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:14,130 if you know what I mean. 302 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:18,130 Just kidding. The only thing you get if someone from the casting sucks ... 303 00:24:18,210 --> 00:24:20,730 A trip to the hospital. 304 00:24:21,070 --> 00:24:25,180 If that worked, would Brittany Murphy and I sit across. 305 00:24:25,450 --> 00:24:27,280 Brittany Murphy is dead. 306 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,080 Really? 307 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:31,680 That is hilarious. 308 00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,280 That girl could pipes. 309 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:38,380 She was just ... the lullenfluisteraar. 310 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:42,580 Okay, everyone is looking for a partner throat. 311 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:47,220 How are you with the dick? 312 00:24:47,350 --> 00:24:49,420 He sits beside me. 313 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,220 Where? 314 00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:59,120 Hi, Tiffani. - Here I am Mrs. Tiffani von der Sloot. 315 00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:01,720 Hi, handsome. 316 00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:05,390 What? Do you have a new boyfriend? - He is heterosexual. 317 00:25:05,590 --> 00:25:09,790 I am heterosexual. - Well, here are my tits. 318 00:25:10,870 --> 00:25:12,550 Do you look him straight? 319 00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:15,450 I do not know. I've always been a wallflower. 320 00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:17,450 Hey, muthafucka! 321 00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:19,850 Place your hands on your throat. 322 00:25:20,050 --> 00:25:21,940 Sorry. - Certainly. 323 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,940 Now, everyone ... 324 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:28,040 This is the last I of Betty White have learned. 325 00:26:04,450 --> 00:26:06,440 Are not they beautiful? 326 00:26:07,910 --> 00:26:10,040 You know that really weeds? 327 00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:13,040 Makes them less beautiful? 328 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,600 You want something? 329 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:22,600 Yes ... I hold auditions for my scene. 330 00:26:22,810 --> 00:26:25,800 I make a variation on The Taming of the Shrew and ... 331 00:26:25,950 --> 00:26:28,200 I would love to have you the role of Kate. 332 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,200 Why? 333 00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:34,200 No idea, I think you have talent. 334 00:26:34,770 --> 00:26:36,800 And why do you think? 335 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:39,800 Well, I think you're beautiful ... 336 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,500 and I love your personality. 337 00:26:42,950 --> 00:26:45,000 Then you ask a girl out on a date, ... 338 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,900 not to audition for you to do. 339 00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:50,700 I did not offend. 340 00:26:50,790 --> 00:26:52,800 No ... I do have an audition. 341 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,800 O. .. super. 342 00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:04,400 Boys are so stupid. 343 00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:13,660 I can not believe Benji straight. 344 00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:15,860 He can not his eyes off of Zack. 345 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,960 Why would you still occur as heterosexual? 346 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,660 Neil Patrick has yet to all changed? 347 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,260 Beware. - What? 348 00:27:22,430 --> 00:27:25,870 Poison ivy. - O. .. Thank you. 349 00:27:26,030 --> 00:27:28,870 Nature is so creepy. 350 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:34,470 Are you not afraid here? 351 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:39,170 Do you think there is a handsome vampire and take me? 352 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:43,470 Your fingers or a psychopath who spends and shit down your throat. 353 00:27:46,890 --> 00:27:49,570 Did you hear that? - Try not to scare me. 354 00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:52,070 No, I mean it. 355 00:27:54,110 --> 00:27:58,070 O. .. shit. - It is determined only a bird. 356 00:27:58,490 --> 00:28:00,670 A very large bird. 357 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,670 Duck. 358 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:05,830 There is someone. 359 00:28:05,930 --> 00:28:08,130 If someone sees us ... - Then I reckon with 'm off. 360 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,830 You mean you 'than to kill? 361 00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:14,430 There is someone. 362 00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:17,430 Halt! Hands up! 363 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,230 Throw us not look! - He had not sat in my mouth. It does not count. 364 00:28:24,410 --> 00:28:27,010 'To be or not. 365 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,740 That is the question. " 366 00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:33,340 "... To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. " 367 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:35,540 "Or to put arms in ... 368 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,840 against a sea of ??trouble. " 369 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,940 "And by opposition to terminate them. To die ... " 370 00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:44,940 "To die, to sleep. Nothing more. " 371 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:49,240 "And by sleep ..." - "... To say we end the headache." 372 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,040 "And a thousand natural shocks." 373 00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:55,140 "That flesh is heir to ..." 374 00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:57,140 "It's a crowning achievement ..." 375 00:28:57,370 --> 00:28:59,540 "... Who piously desired." 376 00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:03,540 "To die, to sleep. To sleep, to dream possible. " 377 00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:08,940 Hi ... director. 378 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:13,640 You realize that a man was who auditioned for a woman's role? 379 00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:16,540 Are you here for the role of brill who gets hit? 380 00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:20,940 What I believe to have seen, is an actor who passed the audition. 381 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,540 Are you serious? You do The Taming of the Shrew . 382 00:29:24,790 --> 00:29:26,440 With all the sexism in it, ... 383 00:29:26,690 --> 00:29:30,040 are you one of the few good female roles ... 384 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:33,440 do not give a man in a dress? - Genevieve that is inappropriate. 385 00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:35,940 I am a transsexual woman, no man. 386 00:29:36,330 --> 00:29:38,940 And I do not need a man for my mind. 387 00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:49,040 As much as I detest sex too ... 388 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:53,740 there is nothing I love more than the soft caress of a kussc�ne. 389 00:29:53,970 --> 00:30:00,670 As an actor you need it with anyone can do or anything ... 390 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,900 at any time. 391 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,300 That's a secret that I Hollywood learned on the Internet. 392 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,500 A volunteer? 393 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,200 I kiss you, Dick. 394 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,400 O. .. no, thank you. 395 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:19,860 VIM: Front in the middle. 396 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:25,860 Now we need a volunteer for this ... 397 00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:27,400 pretty girl to kiss. 398 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,600 Benji ... Benji! 399 00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:32,600 Oh, Benjamin ... you? 400 00:30:36,430 --> 00:30:37,800 I think I have a cold. 401 00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:41,800 I would not give you my bacteria. - Does not matter, I have so much already. 402 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,100 O. .. okay. 403 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:46,300 Someone else? 404 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:54,300 Okay, enough! We get it. 405 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:59,300 Okay, all choose a partner. Put you in two rows, facing each other. 406 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,100 Lean your partner. 407 00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:10,900 Stare into their eyes. 408 00:31:12,150 --> 00:31:13,900 And ... Stop! 409 00:31:14,130 --> 00:31:16,600 Everyone in this row a person moves to the left. 410 00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:19,400 That is your real kuspartner. 411 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,600 And ... kiss! 412 00:31:34,090 --> 00:31:36,800 Okay, Benji and Lily, that's good. 413 00:31:37,690 --> 00:31:41,000 Okay, Penny, with the tongue, please. Surrender. 414 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,800 Oh, this girl really go on, eh? 415 00:31:46,610 --> 00:31:48,800 Okay, no fidgeting, Genevieve. 416 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,000 I had always to think of cold sores. 417 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,780 Why did not kiss her Benji? - Yes, a true heterosexual would not prefer to. 418 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,280 I once made a scientific study read. 419 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,980 To see if someone is gay, let him handsome to look at naked men. 420 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,480 And then look to see if he gets a stiff. 421 00:32:15,790 --> 00:32:17,580 Is there a study? - Yes. 422 00:32:17,730 --> 00:32:20,080 Hurry, ass pimple! 423 00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:28,080 No, you can not make. 424 00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:30,080 What is not? 425 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,180 You can see a boy's shoes or preferably while he wants. 426 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,080 Really? - How beautiful the shoes, under the better. 427 00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:47,480 Help me straight. 428 00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:58,480 Sorry, I thought you was going on. 429 00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:08,080 Everything okay? - Yes, thank you. 430 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:18,480 If you want I am going to sleep with someone. 431 00:33:18,650 --> 00:33:21,980 I am a real whore. - Yes, you can see on your face. 432 00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:23,980 I knew it! 433 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,580 What was that? 434 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,180 He stood still with me in the chalk. 435 00:33:31,230 --> 00:33:33,380 Penny, that was so stupid. 436 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:38,080 And? - I do not know if his dick was big because he had a stiff ... 437 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:41,080 or because he just has a big dick. 438 00:33:41,350 --> 00:33:43,280 How hard was he? 439 00:33:43,430 --> 00:33:47,780 Normal ... - If a baseball bat? 440 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,680 Or like a big candy bacon? 441 00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:53,680 No idea, somewhere in between. 442 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,380 But perhaps it was his iPhone or a shoe ... 443 00:33:57,650 --> 00:34:00,680 A shoe? When did you last touched a dick? 444 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:03,380 That was my first. 445 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,000 What? 446 00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:28,400 Congratulations, we apparently a gay kussc�ne do, comrade. 447 00:34:29,210 --> 00:34:31,500 I saw that too just. 448 00:34:31,930 --> 00:34:33,900 Ever's kissed a boy? 449 00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:36,100 How bad can that be? 450 00:34:36,210 --> 00:34:39,000 Frankly, boys often not good cushion. 451 00:34:40,050 --> 00:34:44,000 But I do. So ... hold on tight. 452 00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:52,022 You did the best audition. 453 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:54,022 I know. 454 00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:58,422 So I see you tomorrow at the rehearsals? - Sure. 455 00:34:59,370 --> 00:35:02,922 I got the part anyway for the sake of my acting, eh? 456 00:35:03,110 --> 00:35:05,922 Yes, purely professional, nothing else. 457 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,022 O. .. 458 00:35:10,230 --> 00:35:12,222 See you tomorrow, okay? 459 00:35:12,450 --> 00:35:14,222 Absolutely. 460 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:23,450 I know Jason from home. He is a top best kid. 461 00:35:24,010 --> 00:35:27,750 Probably. - Why do you do Gina George as against him? 462 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,650 He's cute and he likes you. 463 00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:33,250 Why does he not just from me? 464 00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:35,850 He's just nervous. - You do not understand. 465 00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:39,850 If a boy likes me, is that a fetish or he is confused ... 466 00:35:39,950 --> 00:35:43,150 and thinks he might be with a boy wants and that's not me. 467 00:35:43,990 --> 00:35:46,850 It rarely occurs they just like me. 468 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:51,550 I do not know how that is. 469 00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:54,150 But I know how guys are. 470 00:35:54,550 --> 00:35:58,050 When I recently met Zack, I did for someone else. 471 00:35:58,210 --> 00:36:03,250 Zack And then this guy out. And I I sucked him and went out with Zack's ex. 472 00:36:03,390 --> 00:36:06,350 Eventually I told Zack so that I actually liked. 473 00:36:06,550 --> 00:36:09,050 Maybe Jason just the same. 474 00:36:10,890 --> 00:36:13,750 You're a strange guy. 475 00:36:28,410 --> 00:36:31,550 You're welcome, anyway. - Yes, thank you for casting me. 476 00:36:31,670 --> 00:36:34,950 You mean, thank you to you to cast in a hot scene with Zack. 477 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:37,150 Those guys have problems in their relationship. 478 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:39,050 I want nothing to do with it. 479 00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:42,050 That is why this is so perfect. You may have Zack ... 480 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,250 without any obligations. 481 00:36:45,830 --> 00:36:47,850 Have us therefore cast? 482 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,450 I cast you because I want to win. 483 00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:53,250 The tension between you is worth an Oscar. 484 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,450 What are you doing? 485 00:36:56,580 --> 00:37:00,780 Expressions practice. Do you do it. I will plan everything for tomorrow. 486 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:12,380 Is not this delicious? What's better than a whole summer acting? 487 00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:18,290 Sex, or at least masturbation. 488 00:37:19,190 --> 00:37:21,790 I have not once had the chance. 489 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,090 Have you already seen nice girls, Comrade? 490 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,090 "Comrade"? 491 00:37:28,170 --> 00:37:29,890 Guys say that? 492 00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:32,190 In gay porn, maybe. 493 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,090 Whether in the South. 494 00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:39,190 I never thought much raised by heterosexuals. 495 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,390 Yet not since I am out of the closet. 496 00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,490 Why not? 497 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,190 I do not know ... 498 00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:51,090 I think I feel better among gay men. 499 00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:56,490 It's like I'm back in high school, but now I'm popular. 500 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:01,590 Between heterosexuals and I feel again quite the kneusje. 501 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,290 The high school is long ago. 502 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,490 What I feel old now. 503 00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:10,090 You and me both, pal. 504 00:38:22,190 --> 00:38:25,390 I'm just practicing my text with Casey. 505 00:38:40,530 --> 00:38:43,130 I'm not getting much chance to be alone with you. 506 00:38:43,450 --> 00:38:45,830 Yes, the camp keeps us doing well. 507 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,540 Maybe ... 508 00:39:23,790 --> 00:39:29,040 Maybe we can not do this. - Well, I would not be kicked out. 509 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,480 Lights out in fifteen minutes! 510 00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,280 Shall we practice together tomorrow? 511 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:50,080 Benji and I have our first rehearsal, but I see you in class by Dickie. 512 00:39:52,550 --> 00:39:54,580 Sounds great. 513 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,180 Is it safe? 514 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:01,380 Why did not you say that you sat there? 515 00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:04,980 I was at the clothes. Plus ... I was curious. 516 00:40:05,150 --> 00:40:07,080 Well, what is your opinion? 517 00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:12,180 Well, your relationship is as the third season of Gossip Girl . 518 00:40:12,370 --> 00:40:14,980 It was cool, but not anymore. 519 00:40:15,190 --> 00:40:17,780 Just make an end. - I know ... 520 00:40:17,930 --> 00:40:22,780 I am currently ... 521 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:27,780 Well, I hope it that he belongs. 522 00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:32,780 I'm so bad. - Only inside. 523 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:42,280 Okay, in this scene ... 524 00:40:42,410 --> 00:40:46,680 Lily plays Kate, confident women who does not want to marry. 525 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:49,580 But your father wants you to link to Petruchio, ... 526 00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:53,180 played by Zack. But in my custom version ... 527 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,880 you realize that Petruchio actually gay. 528 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:59,380 And he is infatuated with his friend Hortencio, played by Benji. 529 00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:03,270 You secretly hope that they have something in get for your marriage ... 530 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,570 and if your father's desire impossible. Okay? 531 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:10,370 Yes, there is a lot of kissing. 532 00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:12,380 Shall we practice today that pillow? 533 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,560 No, we wait a bit longer. 534 00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:17,260 I want the voltage is built up, so that ... 535 00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:20,060 The explosion shows when it finally is. 536 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,360 Agreement? Okay ... 537 00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:29,260 Well, we start with the top Zack and Lily. 538 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:33,260 "Good morning, Kate, because that is your name, I hear. " 539 00:41:33,570 --> 00:41:35,760 "They call me Katherine who speak of me. " 540 00:41:37,130 --> 00:41:39,760 I think that there is indeed going to be kissed. 541 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,760 You have no idea Jason directs how such a thing. 542 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:45,760 Here is much more to do than just cushion. 543 00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:50,160 The musical theater is back. 544 00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:53,160 Everyone is now fan of Glee. 545 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:58,860 This would not be without drama camp a course on musical numbers. 546 00:41:59,090 --> 00:42:00,660 The theory goes like this: 547 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,460 One person is under the spell of the song. 548 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,460 And the rest of the group thereon knows in play, can dance well, ... 549 00:42:08,550 --> 00:42:10,560 and so on. 550 00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:14,060 Let's see how that works in real life. 551 00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:16,760 Zack, VIM. 552 00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:20,760 Front in the middle! 553 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,360 I'm not such a good singer. 554 00:42:26,550 --> 00:42:29,360 That's the beauty of Auto-Tune . 555 00:42:39,070 --> 00:42:42,060 Theatre is more than learning words, more than bees, birds and bears. 556 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,460 'Tis ever deeper to passion 't first hour. 557 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,260 Is the piece in the final phase, then we dive under in ecstasy. 558 00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:51,860 All emotions ignite in the highest fire. 559 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:54,860 Passion and reaction, that scene is unprecedented. 560 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,160 Shake Shakespeare, but what is on, here you get to see. 561 00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:02,960 Play but with the camera as a Drama Queen . 562 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:04,760 The whole night! 563 00:43:04,940 --> 00:43:07,760 Maybe it does not look out, So get dressed but not yet. 564 00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:11,160 Unless you do it does to the public excitement. 565 00:43:11,350 --> 00:43:14,260 The screen is on fire. That Drama Queen can some of it. 566 00:43:14,350 --> 00:43:17,360 But forgets drama than after your final bow. 567 00:43:17,590 --> 00:43:20,060 Passion and reaction, that scene is unprecedented. 568 00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:23,760 Shake Shakespeare, but what is on, here you get to see. 569 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,560 Play but with the camera as a Drama Queen . 570 00:43:28,950 --> 00:43:30,750 The whole night! 571 00:44:58,410 --> 00:45:00,610 That felt so rehearsed. 572 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,310 'Crowns I have in my bag and home goods. 573 00:45:04,510 --> 00:45:07,110 And so I pull abroad to see the world. " 574 00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:10,810 "Petruchio, I wish you no artful, horrified woman. 575 00:45:11,110 --> 00:45:12,810 For in you is my deepest treasure. 576 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:15,710 The jewel of my life be exercised by you. " 577 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,910 Text ... 578 00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:24,010 "Between friends as we few words are enough. " 579 00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:27,410 You should really learn to text. Even I know him already from the head. 580 00:45:27,670 --> 00:45:31,310 "Now we have come so far, I continue to approach you have a fun time. " 581 00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:34,510 This I know: "I want you, I know you and I will marry you. " 582 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:38,070 And then I kiss Benji. - I'm Casey. 583 00:45:38,270 --> 00:45:43,220 I know, but he is Benji. - No, he's Hortencio, played by Benji. 584 00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:44,820 Sorry. 585 00:45:45,090 --> 00:45:46,640 I get it, you like him. 586 00:45:46,730 --> 00:45:50,240 His name is sewn into his underwear. You do not be jealous. 587 00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:51,750 How do you know? 588 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:56,350 I'm not jealous. I had it expected, but I'm not. 589 00:45:56,700 --> 00:46:01,470 Why are you so dramatically? - I wonder how different it would be ... 590 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,970 if he is gay. 591 00:46:06,470 --> 00:46:10,270 Today will be sunny with 100% chance of drama. 592 00:46:10,590 --> 00:46:15,090 The contest is fast approaching. And remember: 2nd place is a loser. 593 00:46:18,570 --> 00:46:20,110 Okay, class. 594 00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:23,510 Today is all about "An animal to be". 595 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,110 People say that I am good at. 596 00:46:26,310 --> 00:46:29,810 And I mean not only acting like an animal. 597 00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:32,610 I mean really a beast. 598 00:46:32,950 --> 00:46:34,410 A lion ... 599 00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:38,710 A goose ... 600 00:46:40,390 --> 00:46:45,010 You absolutely must see the world through the eyes of the animal. 601 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:48,510 Okay? What is this? A jellyfish ... 602 00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:52,610 Good? Well ... 603 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,820 Casey, choose an animal for Benji. 604 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,320 The endangered starling of Rarotonga. 605 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,320 A ossenpikker. 606 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,890 A cockroach. 607 00:47:03,090 --> 00:47:07,090 My wife and I can these animals not stand. 608 00:47:07,270 --> 00:47:09,690 Benji, show me your poop ... kerlak. 609 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:17,990 Bold cockroach! 610 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,390 Difficult ... 611 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,990 At the rehearsal tonight will he really stand for monkey. 612 00:47:25,090 --> 00:47:29,990 I thought you cared nothing. - Right. Yet, laughing. 613 00:47:31,310 --> 00:47:34,790 I have another idea. - Penny, no! 614 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,690 Do not be so ... - Penny! 615 00:47:36,860 --> 00:47:39,690 Genevieve wants you as the herpes virus. 616 00:47:40,630 --> 00:47:42,190 Boe. 617 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,190 Slightly exaggerated. 618 00:47:51,540 --> 00:47:53,590 Choose you one animal for Casey. 619 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,490 A chicken. 620 00:47:56,650 --> 00:47:59,190 'N Chicken ... 621 00:48:04,230 --> 00:48:07,690 Sometimes you have to stoop the happiness to pick. 622 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,190 Shit! 623 00:50:00,270 --> 00:50:02,520 Oh, God. Hold on, you, pervert. 624 00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:19,050 Oh, Benji ... 625 00:50:33,290 --> 00:50:35,490 What's happening to me? 626 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,690 Are you with someone? 627 00:50:40,090 --> 00:50:42,190 Why do you ask? 628 00:50:43,090 --> 00:50:44,590 For your character. 629 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,990 To see if we are somewhere on to build. 630 00:50:47,090 --> 00:50:48,290 Why? 631 00:50:48,370 --> 00:50:51,090 Well, your character is an inveterate bachelor. 632 00:50:51,270 --> 00:50:55,590 And if you're with someone, can I have him might help forget and replace ... 633 00:50:55,690 --> 00:51:00,390 by the idea of ??... a possible ... 634 00:51:01,450 --> 00:51:03,990 I'm single. - O. .. 635 00:51:09,110 --> 00:51:12,310 Oh, my God. What happened? 636 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,410 According to the nurse, it is poison ivy. 637 00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:19,210 How did you come in contact poison ivy? And still naked? 638 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,910 No, I have not touched nature. 639 00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:26,010 It looks very painful. - My whole body looks like a circumcision wound. 640 00:51:26,180 --> 00:51:28,410 But we need to practice. The game ... 641 00:51:28,450 --> 00:51:31,710 Look at me. I can not. 642 00:51:32,570 --> 00:51:34,810 Rehearse without me. 643 00:51:35,890 --> 00:51:37,690 Use only Casey. 644 00:51:38,010 --> 00:51:42,210 No. - You know all my text. Teach me the rest tomorrow. 645 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,890 But ... - Okay. 646 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,590 We are going to begin. I have the podium reserved. 647 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:49,890 Sean Penn would have rehearsed. 648 00:51:57,860 --> 00:52:01,660 "Petruchio, I wish you no artful, horrified woman. 649 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,360 For in you is my deepest treasure. 650 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,060 The jewel of my life be exercised by you. " 651 00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:14,060 "Between friends as we few words are enough. " 652 00:52:14,730 --> 00:52:17,560 "Now we have come so far ... 653 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,060 I continue to approach you have a fun time. " 654 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,460 "I want you, I know you and I will marry you. " 655 00:52:28,950 --> 00:52:31,750 Great. Petruchio, ... 656 00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:34,550 lean forward and kiss Hortencio. 657 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,850 As if it was your first kiss ever. 658 00:52:40,430 --> 00:52:42,630 Are you serious? 659 00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:55,980 Yes, yes, Casey. Go for it. 660 00:52:59,290 --> 00:53:02,580 Ho ... You're as good as a girl. 661 00:53:03,510 --> 00:53:05,180 Clear. 662 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,980 Hey, leukerd, and then our scene? 663 00:53:11,330 --> 00:53:16,980 Yes ... Zack I will be replaced. 664 00:53:21,590 --> 00:53:23,680 Penny, what do you do? - Do not enter! 665 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:28,460 But we need to talk. Zack is in poisonous ivy cases and could not rehearse. 666 00:53:28,660 --> 00:53:31,060 Then he did not kiss Benji? 667 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,560 No, but I do. 668 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,560 What? - May I come in? 669 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,160 No, to go along with you to Zack. 670 00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:43,460 Are you serious? - Absolutely. 671 00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:51,160 "Come, come, you wasp. I think you're too angry. " 672 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,160 "If I am a wasp, take heed to my angel. " 673 00:53:54,430 --> 00:53:56,460 "My remedy is to pull that off." 674 00:53:56,540 --> 00:53:59,360 "O. .. if the idiot m can find. " 675 00:53:59,730 --> 00:54:02,860 "Who knows not where a wasp its sting is there? 676 00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:04,860 In his tail. - In his tongue. " 677 00:54:05,470 --> 00:54:08,760 "Whose tongue? - Yours, if you will tails about it. And so farewell. " 678 00:54:08,830 --> 00:54:10,660 "What? With my tongue in your tail? " 679 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,260 "With your tongue Hortencio's tail, what would you really like. " 680 00:54:14,410 --> 00:54:15,660 "What are you saying?" 681 00:54:15,810 --> 00:54:19,660 "Kiss me. Let me see what you love in you. " 682 00:54:25,270 --> 00:54:27,860 And then you kiss me. 683 00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:37,360 You have to kiss me. I have not come to you. 684 00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:42,660 Lily ... 685 00:54:44,070 --> 00:54:45,960 Why is everyone leaving today? 686 00:54:46,130 --> 00:54:48,060 I'll talk to her. 687 00:54:55,680 --> 00:55:00,460 Everything okay? - Why do guys play such stupid games? 688 00:55:08,530 --> 00:55:11,730 Because we do not hurt to be done. 689 00:55:13,270 --> 00:55:15,530 But it's okay to hurt others. 690 00:55:22,430 --> 00:55:24,930 Why do you do if you're heterosexual? 691 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:30,830 He has a boyfriend. I did not make annoying. 692 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,030 Yet it is. 693 00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:36,930 Where is the old-fashioned romance gone? 694 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,930 You know, with the dogs and spaghetti? 695 00:55:45,690 --> 00:55:48,930 "Between friends as we few words are enough. " 696 00:55:49,770 --> 00:55:53,530 And then I ... Benji the stage and says: 697 00:55:53,890 --> 00:55:57,930 "Now we have come so far, I continue to approach you have a fun time. " 698 00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:01,130 "I want you, I know you and I will marry you. " 699 00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,030 Have you kissed? - Yes. 700 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:08,830 Really? How was that? I mean, what movements? 701 00:56:11,670 --> 00:56:14,830 You're doing this. Imagine that I am. 702 00:56:15,030 --> 00:56:16,930 And then you ... 703 00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:21,740 O. .. sorry, I'll come back. 704 00:56:21,930 --> 00:56:24,840 We practiced the scene but. - We were just in the pillow. 705 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,640 We were not really ... 706 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:31,140 I thought I was your first boy would , but Casey was for me. 707 00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:34,990 Why do you do the scene not's with Zack? 708 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,590 Really? - Really? 709 00:56:38,090 --> 00:56:39,690 Really. 710 00:56:50,810 --> 00:56:54,210 Your face looks better already. - From the nurse may I kiss again. 711 00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:56,910 Promo. 712 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,680 "Petruchio, ... 713 00:57:03,990 --> 00:57:07,980 I wish you no artful, horrified woman. 714 00:57:10,090 --> 00:57:12,880 For in you is my deepest treasure. 715 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:20,380 The jewel of my life be exercised by you. " 716 00:57:21,660 --> 00:57:26,060 "Between friends as we few words are enough. " 717 00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:29,660 "Now we have come so far ... 718 00:57:30,070 --> 00:57:33,660 I continue to approach you have a fun time. " 719 00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:41,960 "I want you, I know you and I will marry you. " 720 00:58:14,490 --> 00:58:18,560 I ... - You were very good. Really super. 721 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:25,360 I just go 's sleep. That scene is fantastic. 722 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:46,440 You're a good kisser. In contrast, until the last straight I was with. 723 00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:54,440 Zack, I must tell you something. 724 00:58:58,430 --> 00:59:02,730 I'm so sorry the poison ivy. - My God, was that you? 725 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,530 I must break with him. - What? 726 00:59:09,030 --> 00:59:10,530 Why? 727 00:59:11,470 --> 00:59:13,430 Zack dumps me because he is too nice. 728 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,430 But he's completely fallen for another. 729 00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:20,330 And he does not do anything with out of respect for me. 730 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:22,530 But Benji is probably not gay. 731 00:59:22,630 --> 00:59:25,030 He had a third leg, when we kissed. 732 00:59:25,790 --> 00:59:27,830 But that's not the point. 733 00:59:28,130 --> 00:59:30,530 I'm not the one for Zack. 734 00:59:30,820 --> 00:59:33,030 And maybe Benji. 735 00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:37,130 Or someone else. And he misses it, because he feels guilty towards me. 736 00:59:39,850 --> 00:59:42,030 Or maybe I miss the true though. 737 00:59:43,770 --> 00:59:45,430 That itches? 738 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,830 I feel like Lindsay Lohans pussy. 739 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,930 Where do you have lied about? Benji Is it your real name? 740 00:59:56,900 --> 01:00:02,430 I wanted you to know. But I did not ruin your relationship. 741 01:00:02,910 --> 01:00:07,010 Come on, I do flirt 's. But I look as someone who is cheating? 742 01:00:07,310 --> 01:00:08,710 No. 743 01:00:10,770 --> 01:00:14,910 I also wanted to protect myself down. 744 01:00:21,130 --> 01:00:23,110 I'm really crazy about you. 745 01:00:28,290 --> 01:00:30,190 You know what's the worst? 746 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,290 I thought I finally had a bond with a heteroatom. 747 01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:37,490 I thought my problems had finally overcome, but ... 748 01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:40,490 I am still fearful that gay boy. 749 01:00:42,540 --> 01:00:44,490 That you are not. 750 01:00:47,930 --> 01:00:50,290 What do you know them off? 751 01:00:53,590 --> 01:00:55,890 Get up, my dear Dick Latvian. 752 01:00:56,090 --> 01:01:00,190 Congratulations, you have the last weekend of the camp met. 753 01:01:00,370 --> 01:01:03,990 There are many more Dicks than I expected. How fun! 754 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,890 How are your results? 755 01:01:14,710 --> 01:01:18,990 The worst is over, but my face will there be some look like Adam Lambert. 756 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,390 Jason is there perhaps something on the scene. 757 01:01:22,770 --> 01:01:24,990 In those 15 minutes rehearsal still remains to us? 758 01:01:25,310 --> 01:01:27,990 He has probably three alternative ready versions. 759 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,990 Tonight ... - Zack, I think that we have to separate. 760 01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:46,520 What? - Do you mind? 761 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:49,320 Sure you do. - Really? 762 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,320 Maybe not. 763 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,220 But you'll like much. 764 01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,920 And I think you behind Benji to have to go. - What? 765 01:02:03,290 --> 01:02:05,220 There is something between you and ... 766 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,720 that you should investigate further. 767 01:02:07,950 --> 01:02:09,720 But you hate him. 768 01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:15,120 I hated him only because you are so well suited to each other and ... 769 01:02:15,580 --> 01:02:17,020 we do not. 770 01:02:19,210 --> 01:02:21,120 He lied that he's straight. 771 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,220 Because he likes you, right? - That does not make it okay. 772 01:02:24,410 --> 01:02:28,420 I did myself as a very different person to be you can get. 773 01:02:28,930 --> 01:02:32,820 Good point. What should I tell him? 774 01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:37,420 I think it's all okay, but I ga not his dick in your mouth. 775 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,220 You will manage something. 776 01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:46,220 Okay, this is the dress rehearsal. 777 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:51,020 So we do the scene, I give you my last instructions. And that's all. 778 01:02:51,180 --> 01:02:55,620 So, Lily, remember: you must aggressively are to get what you want. 779 01:02:57,810 --> 01:03:00,420 "Come, come, you wasp. I think you're too angry. " 780 01:03:00,660 --> 01:03:04,320 "If I am a wasp, take heed to my angel. " 781 01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:08,520 This is our last day here. Do you like me now or what? 782 01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:13,320 Sorry, Lily. What? - You heard me, Jason. 783 01:03:15,210 --> 01:03:17,220 We continue with the scene. 784 01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:24,480 If you want to ask me out, then do it. 785 01:03:24,650 --> 01:03:27,080 Stop with your excuses to me ever encounter. 786 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:29,580 Can you love me now or am I crazy? 787 01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:34,080 Are you confused because I transeksueel am? Be Well 's honest. 788 01:03:34,270 --> 01:03:38,080 What about now? - I do not know, okay? 789 01:03:44,230 --> 01:03:46,780 Lily, wait! Hold on. 790 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,680 I hate guys who play games. 791 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:56,580 Now let's rehearse. - Okay, from your text. 792 01:03:57,690 --> 01:04:02,180 "Petruchio, I wish you no artful, horrified woman. 793 01:04:02,530 --> 01:04:04,880 For in you is my deepest treasure. 794 01:04:05,860 --> 01:04:08,380 The jewel of my life be exercised by you. " 795 01:04:09,630 --> 01:04:12,780 "Between friends as we few words are enough. " 796 01:04:13,010 --> 01:04:15,480 Especially when it comes to lies. Sorry. 797 01:04:15,730 --> 01:04:18,480 "Now we have come so far ... 798 01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:22,180 I continue to approach you have a fun time. " 799 01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:33,380 "I want you, I know you and I will marry you. " 800 01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:36,980 Fantastic. They kiss not. 801 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,580 A real kiss. 802 01:04:42,770 --> 01:04:47,080 Come on. Which is a voltage ... 803 01:04:52,220 --> 01:04:53,880 Better. 804 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,580 Another. 805 01:05:04,710 --> 01:05:07,470 Good, Benji. Put his shirt open. 806 01:05:08,510 --> 01:05:10,470 Pretend I'm not here. 807 01:05:17,780 --> 01:05:20,280 We are all for In this scene. 808 01:05:29,540 --> 01:05:32,340 Zack, Benji's shirt pulling. 809 01:05:33,170 --> 01:05:36,840 But that is not in the ... - Do it now. And keep kissing each other. 810 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:01,140 This is intense. 811 01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:04,240 He loves hardcore gay scenes. 812 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:09,440 Benji, climb on top of Zack and rub your crotch against his. 813 01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:22,140 Keep kissing each other. 814 01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:36,580 Zack, let your finger to slide his ass. Nice and slow. 815 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,080 About his sex line. 816 01:06:46,810 --> 01:06:49,080 Along his hips. 817 01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:51,680 Where the pants and the skin touch each other. 818 01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:55,180 Put your finger behind his belt now. A bit. 819 01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,180 Feel the heat that it ascends. 820 01:06:59,090 --> 01:07:00,780 Go there now for all. 821 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:07,380 Get inside now and grab his cock. 822 01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:18,490 Benji, you do the same. 823 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:45,350 Benji, pull your pants. 824 01:07:45,850 --> 01:07:47,450 Completely. 825 01:07:58,790 --> 01:08:01,350 More passion, guys. It should really look like. 826 01:08:07,490 --> 01:08:10,690 Your dreams here already your whole life. 827 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:14,890 You never thought this would happen, but it happens. 828 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,790 It's better than you ever dreamed of. 829 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,990 I'm almost there. - I. 830 01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:39,490 I love theater. 831 01:08:39,850 --> 01:08:41,690 Yes, go for it. 832 01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:07,390 What is this geseks? 833 01:09:10,190 --> 01:09:13,090 We practice our scene. It is Shakespeare. 834 01:09:13,780 --> 01:09:15,590 Say it, Jason. 835 01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:20,890 When Shakespeare was nobody ready. 836 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:35,920 Lily ... I'm sorry. 837 01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:48,090 You're right, I played a game. 838 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:52,090 I like you like, very much. 839 01:09:52,850 --> 01:09:56,390 I did not know what that meant for myself. 840 01:09:58,580 --> 01:10:00,050 But now. 841 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:03,450 You have helped me something about myself. 842 01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:10,780 I learned that I was not liberated as I thought. 843 01:10:11,860 --> 01:10:15,860 And so I am perhaps have lost a wonderful person. 844 01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:22,960 Lily, please ... I have something for you. 845 01:10:35,310 --> 01:10:38,460 Jason Williams straight to my office. 846 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,760 Okay, strange, that's me ... 847 01:10:41,950 --> 01:10:46,760 Listen, Lily, I hope you still want to talk with me. 848 01:11:14,190 --> 01:11:15,910 What happened? 849 01:11:16,990 --> 01:11:19,010 I accepted you in my drama camp ... 850 01:11:19,170 --> 01:11:23,810 because I thought your film elegantly showing how sex leads to murder. 851 01:11:24,170 --> 01:11:25,510 But this ... 852 01:11:25,790 --> 01:11:30,810 I had no social value found in these frauds. 853 01:11:31,490 --> 01:11:33,910 Your scene is from the race. 854 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,810 We must do something. They are out thrown and it is my fault. 855 01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:45,710 I do not know where you're talking about, but I have an idea. 856 01:11:45,980 --> 01:11:47,210 Weird, huh? 857 01:11:47,420 --> 01:11:52,310 Penny, look's to those results. None of us is good at ideas. 858 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:56,910 Trust me. This is going to work. 859 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,510 At the last moment there is a disqualification. 860 01:12:03,670 --> 01:12:08,610 The 'Annual Dick Dickey's Theatre Camp Scene Competition 'will be continued. 861 01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:13,410 Sexual deception is in no case tolerated and leads to immediate ... 862 01:12:14,390 --> 01:12:16,110 exclusion ... 863 01:12:16,300 --> 01:12:17,810 I want you. 864 01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:20,810 Okay, you get no discount on your registration fee. 865 01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:28,380 Do you really seven years not had sex? 866 01:12:28,530 --> 01:12:30,180 Seven and a half. 867 01:12:30,390 --> 01:12:33,980 I also measures 7.5 ". Slap. 868 01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:43,020 Oh, my God. - This is hotter than Twincest . 869 01:12:43,220 --> 01:12:46,020 Jesus, you really have a great talent. 870 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,840 You're as crazy as the Black Swan. 871 01:12:53,970 --> 01:12:56,040 Otherwise you would never dare to do. 872 01:12:56,220 --> 01:13:00,240 That makes it no less idiotic, and now we lie out of the race. 873 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:04,140 Did you really not think I was to the microphone? 874 01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:05,740 No. 875 01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:08,640 But not immediately. - I knew it. 876 01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,940 God, I'm so crazy like a door. 877 01:13:16,210 --> 01:13:18,240 That was all the way ranked. 878 01:13:18,420 --> 01:13:20,740 I can not hear you, I have your dick in my mouth. 879 01:13:20,970 --> 01:13:23,440 What? O. .. O God! 880 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:27,840 Oh, yes ... This feels so good! 881 01:13:28,430 --> 01:13:32,440 Say my name, Dickey. - Oh, yes ... What is your name? 882 01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:35,940 Conor. - Oh, Conrad. 883 01:13:36,140 --> 01:13:39,940 Oh, Conrad. Oh, yes, lick my balls. - It's Conor 884 01:13:40,090 --> 01:13:44,140 C.O.N.O.R. Look at facebook. 885 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:48,240 Casey! Guys, come out. 886 01:13:49,490 --> 01:13:53,440 Oh, yes ... Not my ass, I'm shitting. 887 01:13:53,570 --> 01:13:55,740 Wow ... Oh, yes! 888 01:13:56,040 --> 01:14:00,740 Yes ... Put another. Another 889 01:14:01,740 --> 01:14:04,440 It works. Do you like my dick, Dick Dickey 890 01:14:04,450 --> 01:14:06,940 Yes. Oh, yes ... 891 01:14:08,690 --> 01:14:10,740 Nothing spill on my desk. 892 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:15,540 Oh, yeah, that feels good. 893 01:14:15,740 --> 01:14:19,440 Oh, yes, spill some more. Oh, yes ... 894 01:14:19,700 --> 01:14:22,600 Put a finger in there! Another 895 01:14:22,860 --> 01:14:27,000 Oh, yes. Do it! - Like when I was sixteen. 896 01:14:27,490 --> 01:14:29,200 I want to see. 897 01:14:31,630 --> 01:14:33,800 Welcome to the stage. 898 01:14:52,290 --> 01:14:55,290 Ladies and gentlemen, friends, family, others ... 899 01:14:55,440 --> 01:15:01,590 welcome to the 'Annual Dick Dickey's Drama Camp Scene Competition. 900 01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:04,850 Jason Williams is here? 901 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:12,950 I ... I had a speech prepared. 902 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,950 About a boy was shot in his face. 903 01:15:16,510 --> 01:15:19,950 It's actually much tastier than it sounds ... 904 01:15:20,010 --> 01:15:24,050 but you know what? let's just look. 905 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:48,000 "O Romeo, Romeo ... Where thou art, Romeo? " 906 01:15:48,470 --> 01:15:51,370 "Thou forsaken my text messages and refuses my calls. 907 01:15:51,710 --> 01:15:56,970 "If you renounce my love, I never use a BlackBerry. " 908 01:15:59,810 --> 01:16:03,710 "Juliette has blocked me on facebook. " 909 01:16:08,940 --> 01:16:11,940 "The more I afzie, the more resentment he gets. " 910 01:16:12,250 --> 01:16:15,240 "He married me to let me starve? " - Where were you? 911 01:16:15,460 --> 01:16:18,240 Your scene is back in the game, just as she was. 912 01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:20,540 I do not even ... - No, you were right. 913 01:16:20,730 --> 01:16:25,840 Sex is so important between people. Bla, bla, bla ... Does not matter. 914 01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:29,540 Have you seen what nonsense is this? - No, but ... 915 01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:31,540 End scene. 916 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:39,640 Whatever you did Dickey caught when you ... 917 01:16:39,890 --> 01:16:42,240 You must now do, but even more so. 918 01:16:42,450 --> 01:16:44,040 And Lily? 919 01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:47,640 I can not find her. I think she wants to know nothing more of me. 920 01:16:48,050 --> 01:16:51,040 The show must go on. 921 01:16:52,790 --> 01:16:56,040 Lily ... - I have to change clothes. 922 01:16:59,830 --> 01:17:03,230 And these are the real 'Merry Housewives of Windsor. 923 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:06,630 How dull. - Yes ... 924 01:17:07,820 --> 01:17:10,830 Shall we make it official and go on a date? 925 01:17:12,990 --> 01:17:15,890 You're only five minutes ago dumped. 926 01:17:17,210 --> 01:17:19,190 I want no second choice. 927 01:17:19,310 --> 01:17:22,290 And I do not with a guy who acts as if he's straight, but ... 928 01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:25,690 that does not mean that nothing is between us. 929 01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:30,090 And with my new breast implants I live down happily. 930 01:17:32,260 --> 01:17:34,690 Boe ... 931 01:17:35,450 --> 01:17:38,090 Hey, you turn Drama Queens . 932 01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:43,290 "Good morning, Kate, because that is your name, I hear. " 933 01:17:43,470 --> 01:17:45,790 "They call me Katherine who speak of me. " 934 01:17:45,940 --> 01:17:48,690 "Come, come, you wasp. I think you're too angry. " 935 01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:52,390 "If I am a wasp, take heed. " 936 01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:59,390 "Where should I be careful?" 937 01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:04,880 "Beware of games." 938 01:18:06,190 --> 01:18:09,880 "Because if you begin thus, You can not go back. " 939 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:12,480 Not again. 940 01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:15,580 Listen, I know who I am and I know who I am not. 941 01:18:16,700 --> 01:18:20,080 And that makes me happy, because some never come back. 942 01:18:20,660 --> 01:18:24,780 Do you? Dare to follow your heart? 943 01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:33,880 "Well, Kate, to whom do you speak these words? " 944 01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:36,240 Against him. 945 01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:47,450 "I'm sorry, I have this situation never seen before. " 946 01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,620 What situation? 947 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,120 "A situation where ..." 948 01:18:58,620 --> 01:19:02,020 A situation where a girl told me that she did not want me. 949 01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:06,820 It broke my heart. Absolutely. 950 01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:11,820 That is the risk of love. That's in everyone. 951 01:19:15,350 --> 01:19:16,920 Lily ... 952 01:19:21,170 --> 01:19:23,120 will you marry me? 953 01:19:26,970 --> 01:19:28,920 Let's start with a date. 954 01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,920 That's all right. 955 01:19:41,020 --> 01:19:45,420 "Well, she left too early with that man." 956 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:53,620 "Petruchio, the jewel of my life." 957 01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:01,920 You're right. It does not matter how far we have come. 958 01:20:02,860 --> 01:20:05,560 Only how we feel when we are together. 959 01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,860 I'm sorry I lied to you. 960 01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:15,060 "Between friends as we ..." his apology unnecessary. 961 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:22,760 "Now we have come this far ..." 962 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:25,760 you give me another chance? 963 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:38,400 "I want you, I know you and I will marry you. " 964 01:20:56,210 --> 01:20:58,900 Do it, do it ... 965 01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:36,700 That is intense. O. .. 966 01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:39,900 Well, it's OK if you're single are? 967 01:21:40,860 --> 01:21:42,700 What goes that fast. 968 01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:45,800 You yourself have twittered. - Oh, yes ... 969 01:21:46,710 --> 01:21:49,500 But I'm not ready yet get back to dating. 970 01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:54,000 Would you use me for sex? - Hell, yes! 971 01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:07,500 Finally some action. 972 01:23:08,570 --> 01:23:10,770 What's the matter with you? 973 01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:38,070 Bravo! Bravo! 974 01:23:45,340 --> 01:23:47,760 What will you do after the theater camp? 975 01:23:48,530 --> 01:23:50,660 Will you come with me to dinner? 976 01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:53,660 I thought you'd never ask. 977 01:23:55,610 --> 01:23:59,860 Send you one SMS? - Status update. 978 01:24:00,010 --> 01:24:03,460 Unbelievable just fucked on stage. 979 01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:06,260 Give me but. 980 01:24:07,220 --> 01:24:09,660 Are you always so good or was it acted? 981 01:24:10,940 --> 01:24:15,560 This was only a rehearsal for what I'm going to do with you tonight. 982 01:24:18,540 --> 01:24:20,860 How romantic ... 983 01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:26,860 Congratulations to the winners of Scene Competition this year! 984 01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:33,960 Thank you to everyone from Dick Dickey's Drama Camp such a great success. 985 01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:38,240 Oh, this is only for five people. 986 01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:49,250 Here. 987 01:24:53,210 --> 01:24:55,050 Use mine even. 988 01:24:57,610 --> 01:24:59,450 The mine also. 989 01:25:06,070 --> 01:25:09,750 On the stage camp! - On the stage camp! 990 01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:13,450 You might keep such leagues. But oh what, I'm rich. 991 01:25:22,780 --> 01:25:24,580 End scene. 992 01:25:27,580 --> 01:25:30,780 akumenang.com