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It's going to be triple digits here today.

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Along the Arizona-California border,

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so keep those pets inside.

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I think we gotta pull over, Brody.

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Again?

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Craig, you've been shitting across America.

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Seriously, I want to get there, man.

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Come on, guys.

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The cigar's hanging off the lip.

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I'm not going to make it.

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I'm not going to make it.
I'm not going to make it!

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Make sure you empty the tank,

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because this is the last time we're stopping.

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And don't forget to bury it!

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This is so bad for the environment.

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Gentlemen, according to my calculations,

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it's only 1,300 miles to Los Angeles.

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Remind me again why we didn't just fly.

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Don't you remember?

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We all decided we wanted to see America.

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Over it.

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Tunnel!

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- Oh, no.
- What?

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Did anyone remember to pack
our Gilmore Girls box set?

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Well, we didn't forget it
back home, did we?

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You guys, don't worry.

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It's cool. It's cool.

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I packed it in the gray suitcase.

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Thank God.

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- Rory.
- Lorelai.

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Grandma!

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Oh, man, I love gridlock.

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Yeah, check out all the hot chicks
in fancy cars.

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Maybe we could invite them all
over to our new pad.

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Here it is!

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On the right!
On the right!

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This can't be right.

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It's even better than I expected.

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Do you guys think any stars live here?

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Looks like Italy.

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Mort. Mort. Mort.

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- Skip the sermon.
- Ballsy! Come on!

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- And write it down this time.
- Come on, Ballsy!

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I have to go.

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I have gentlemen callers.

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Good afternoon, gentlemen.

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May I help you?

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We were just looking for Marge the manager.

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You from the casino?

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No.

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IRS?

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No.

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Bed, Bath & Beyond?

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No.

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Well, I'm Marge.

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I'm Brody.

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I'm Craig.

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I'm Doug.

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We actually talked to you last week
about the fully-furnished

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and spacious efficiency apartments
with breath-taking views.

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Complimentary cable, including Skinimax.

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Deluxe kitchenette.

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And free unlimited street parking.

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When available.

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We just rolled into town.

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We're kind of wondering
if we can move in immediately.

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Where?

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Here.

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We sent you our deposit?

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I'm sorry.

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We have a no-pet policy.

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You know, the ca-ca and all?

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You're talking about Ballsy.

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Ballsy's not a pet.

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He's one of us.
He's family.

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He's very well-behaved.

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Yeah, you won't even know he's here.

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So... what kind of house you look for?

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Little house, medium house,

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big house, condominium?

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Well, basically, I guess we're just looking

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for something, you know, with a roof.

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You know, indoor plumbing,
maybe a couple of walls.

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Spacious enough to entertain friends.

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Yeah, and impressive enough
that it makes women

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want to have sex with us.

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Ridiculous.

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That going to cost you.

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Well, yeah, I mean, that's what we figured.

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But it's cool.
We got it covered.

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Yeah, you know...

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See, as luck would have it, our dog "Ballsy"

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suffered a minor maiming at the groomer's.

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A... medical faux pas, if you will.

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Like, you go to a drug store
to buy some shampoo...

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And instead, they cut off your balls.

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Sorry.

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I guess, on the bright side,
the tragedy afforded us all

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the opportunity to move
out of our parents' house.

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Oh, I see.
You boys real driven.

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Winnie, we have come halfway
across the country to start our lives.

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We can't just turn around and go home.

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My dad walks around
the house naked with his...

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And my nana's cookware is a joke.

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Listen, um... Kwang-fu.

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You can call me Winnie.

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Oh. Yes, ma'am.

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How old are you?

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Twenty-three.

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You look soft.

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Bring me the red file.

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Here. Red file.

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Softie.

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He's hot.

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I found you boys the perfect house.

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Furnished estate?

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- Hollywood Hills.
- They're cheap!

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We'll take it!

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Congratulations!

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Where are we?

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I don't know.

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I wish there were someone
we could ask for directions.

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What kind of crazed psycho

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would be out here at this time of night?

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What?

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Lock the door!

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Wait!

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I think it's just a Mexican.

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Maybe we can ask him directions.

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Hola, Mexican.

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I'm really sorry to bother you,

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but we're a little lost.

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See, we're looking
for our new el housio.

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I'm sorry?

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He keeps saying something
about el diablo.

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El diablo?

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Oh, my God.

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El diablo?

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Isn't that that super
hot, hot, hot, hot sauce?

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Yes, dude! Yes!

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He's probably just hungry.

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What do we got?

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Here. Here.

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You are in luck, my Latino friend.

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Offer him some ketchup.

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It's like white people hot sauce.

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We don't have any hot sauce,

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but we do have some ketchup.

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Yeah, and it won't burn your cheerio
like that el diablo stuff.

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- Yeah, all right.
- No, no, no!

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Aqu�l

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Jesus, this guy's got a one-track mind.

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We're just going to have to
figure this out on our own.

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But good luck to you, friend.

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Yeah, and don't be such a food snob.

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Yeah, give ketchup a chance!

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El diablol

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I think this is it.

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Wow, I got goosebumps.

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Gentlemen, we're home.

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Wow...

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Killer pad.

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Doug, damn...

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Brody, you're hitting me.
You're hitting me!

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Hey, how's your book?

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Real page-turner, man.

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Real page-turner.

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It's home.

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Wow.

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You know, I think we should be
really proud of ourselves, guys.

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I mean, we did it!
You know?

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We finally moved out of our parents' house
and into our own place.

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Sure beats the view of my dad's balls.

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You know what I love most about this house?

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Lts functional floor plan?

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Self-cleaning ovens?

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I love... that it's going
to help us score with hot babes

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way out of our league.

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This house is perfect.

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Did you guys hear something?

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I didn't even know this room was down here.

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Sounds like it's coming from down here.

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Oh, Jesus!

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Previous owners must have had a lot of pets.

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That's actual the skull
of the Turkish dairy goat.

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Guys. Guys, over here.

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What is it, Brody?

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What'd you find?

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Looks like we got an open sewer line here.

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Now, there's an accident waiting to happen.

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Hey, it's warm.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey, look, a coyote.

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He's kinda cute.

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- You are.
- Yeah, maybe he can hang out.

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And him and Ballsy could have a play date.

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Or not.

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He must have come in
from the hills through that hole.

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Maybe if we scare him,
he'll just run out the way he came in.

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Now, I'm going to count to three.

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And we're going to take him.

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All right.

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One... two...

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Then again, there is another option.

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Okay, wait, wait, wait.

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I got another one.

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Okay, wait.

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Who am I?

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You're a Turkish dairy goat.

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Guys, wouldn't it be funny if that coyote

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was some kind of demon and this...

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and that open sewer
was actually some kind of portal to hell,

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and the longer we stayed in this house,

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the greater chance there was
of us being brutally murdered

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and sacrificed to the devil?

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That would be...

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awesome!

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Oh, Beyonc�.

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Were you spooning me?

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Why, hello.

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Welcome to our humble abode.

224
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Would you like to come in?

225
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Yeah, we live here.

226
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Oh, thank you.

227
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Hi.

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I'm Lucy, from next door.

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Next door?

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It seemed like we were all alone
up on this hill.

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We're actually from down quite a ways.

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We?

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I'm a volunteer at Hope House.

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That's great.

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What's that?

236
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Oh, it's a place where people can go

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when they're sick and don't have any money

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or friends or family or resources.

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Yeah, sounds a lot like Craig's house.

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Yeah, Craig's dad walks around naked.

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What?

242
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No.

243
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Oh, I made you a cake.

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It's angel food.

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Thank you very much.

246
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She's hot and she bakes.

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Can I cut you piece or something?

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Oh, no, no.

249
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I never eat angel food.

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I just wanted to stop by and welcome you
to the neighborhood.

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Yeah, nobody takes
the time anymore, you know?

252
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All the homes are so private and secluded.

253
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That's pretty much the only drawback
to this place, right?

254
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Maybe you could have
a housewarming or something.

255
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,988
Hey, that's a great idea!

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Like a huge party!

257
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Well, I should be getting back.

258
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,195
Wait, wait, wait.

259
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If we were to have a party...

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would you come?

261
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Well, if you're inviting me...

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I'd love to.

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Bye, now.

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We have got great neighbors!

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Wow.

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00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,701
You guys, we can't throw a party.

267
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What? Why not?

268
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Because who are we going to invite?

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Man, Doug's right.

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We don't know anybody around here.

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Except Lucy.

272
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,583
And that ungrateful Mexican.

273
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,845
Doug. Ungrateful Latino.

274
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,421
Whatever.
Ungrateful nevertheless.

275
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,420
Don't worry, guys.

276
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,049
I've got an idea.

277
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,302
Brody, this is magnificent.

278
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,634
Thank you.

279
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,505
Now all we gotta do is decide who to invite.

280
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,578
Well, that's easy.

281
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,170
Chicks under 20 who enjoy getting wasted.

282
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:57,942
And have a history of poor judgment.

283
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,608
Or either naive or insecure.

284
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,710
I would do just about
anything for free copies.

285
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,515
Sorry, guys.

286
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,423
I got a little excited.

287
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:12,563
I don't get out much.

288
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:13,892
I still live at home.

289
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,897
My dad walks around the house naked.

290
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,972
Hey, kid.

291
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,108
You're partying with us.

292
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,884
Really?

293
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,321
Thank you.

294
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,450
Thank you so much.

295
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,035
Hey! Hey!
What are you doin' there?

296
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,070
Oh, shit! Run!

297
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,533
I'll call the cops!

298
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,165
- Get back here!
- Go! Go! Go!

299
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,478
Forgive me, Father... for I have sinned.

300
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,328
- Wow, hi.
- Please come. Please.

301
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,227
Hey, you wanna...

302
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,356
Hi.

303
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,991
Thank you.
What is this?

304
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,126
We're having a party.

305
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,464
Give it to me. It's mine.

306
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,655
That's a wrap!

307
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:54,263
Hi. Please come to my party.

308
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,357
Take mine.
Take mine.

309
00:18:56,468 --> 00:19:00,632
Hey, we're throwing this party,
if you wanna...

310
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,206
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Give me this.

311
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,501
- Get out of here.
- Give me this.

312
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,474
This is for the...

313
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,340
Get out... Give me the...

314
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,681
What's the matter with Ballsy?

315
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,554
Really hot in here.

316
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,220
Kinda smells like eggs.

317
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,524
Hey, guys.

318
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,103
What the hell happened here?

319
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,866
Somebody broke into our house.

320
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,867
Oh, my toaster.

321
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,846
You guys, lookit.

322
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,054
It all makes sense.

323
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,116
How could we have been so blind?

324
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,422
What?

325
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,894
What are you talking about?

326
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,056
Don't you see?

327
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,565
The hellacious stench?

328
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,636
The ungodly heat?

329
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,533
The forbidden fruit?

330
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,575
I know what did this.

331
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:15,511
It was a bunch of God damned squatters!

332
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,673
You think weightlifters did this?

333
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,876
No, vagrants.
You know, transients.

334
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,010
Squatters?

335
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,749
What if the squatters broke in
through that open sewer,

336
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,984
just like that coyote,

337
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:32,029
and have been living
secretly in our basement for months?

338
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:36,123
So... you're saying that

339
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,568
a bunch of apple-eatin'
homeless people

340
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,036
living in our basement

341
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,767
are doing all this freaky stuff

342
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,035
just to scare us off?

343
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,077
That is exactly what I think.

344
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,578
Oh, you're good.

345
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,910
But I'll tell you what.

346
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,382
This is our house now.

347
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:58,718
And come hell or come high water,
we are staying put!

348
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:01,723
Yes!

349
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,853
But what if they're still here?

350
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,361
Oh, God!

351
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,793
Just disgusting.

352
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,228
It's all kinds of nasty.

353
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:41,629
Rude.

354
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,738
It's a squatter!

355
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:51,775
He still wants el diablo.

356
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,310
Again with the el diablo.

357
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,278
Look, ese...

358
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,355
No el diablo.

359
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:07,186
No hablo espanolo.

360
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,659
Oh, my God!

361
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,396
- What!
- No!

362
00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:05,080
What?

363
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,057
Whoa!

364
00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:22,056
Where did he go?

365
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:25,159
That guy just ripped out his own heart.

366
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:27,261
And tracked mud all in the house.

367
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,172
You guys?

368
00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:35,007
These squatters are crazy.

369
00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:36,341
I know.

370
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,609
They'll try anything to get us out.

371
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,149
Well, the only way we're getting out

372
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,417
is in three bloody body bags.

373
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:47,956
Yeah.

374
00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:52,052
They're not gonna scare us off
with their cheap carnival tricks.

375
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,029
They must think we're a bunch of pussies.

376
00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:55,326
- Yeah.
- Oh, boys!

377
00:23:58,470 --> 00:23:59,767
Is everything okay here?

378
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:05,903
We're chillin'.
It's Lucy.

379
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,535
- Oh, we're totally fine.
- Oh, yeah.

380
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:10,513
These are my friends:

381
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:11,513
Delilah...

382
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,084
What's up?

383
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,483
...and Jezebel.

384
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:18,055
Hey.

385
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,001
I was looking for that.

386
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,813
Hey, little pootchie,
pootchie, pootchie-kins.

387
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:48,317
Here you go, boy.
Fetch. Here you go.

388
00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:55,658
They were wondering if it would be okay
if they came to your party.

389
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,694
- Absolutely.
- Indeed.

390
00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,423
- Please do.
- Great!

391
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,692
Oh, and we brought something
for you to listen to.

392
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,597
- Absolutely.
- Indeed.

393
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,033
Please do.

394
00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:17,477
What do you think?

395
00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:20,883
I don't know.

396
00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:22,385
You know, it's a little...

397
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,717
They're called Demon Semen.

398
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:26,791
I think they'd be perfect for your party.

399
00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:31,329
I think we're looking for something
with a little more woodwind.

400
00:25:31,429 --> 00:25:33,829
Yeah, you know,
maybe something, like,

401
00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:36,298
just a little bit less terrifying.

402
00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:38,130
Yeah, they sound really creepy.

403
00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:44,968
It totally makes us wanna do
all kinds of, like, bad things.

404
00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:48,637
Things that we would
normally never, ever, ever do.

405
00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:51,745
Like what?

406
00:25:52,817 --> 00:25:54,045
Like this.

407
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,981
Like what?

408
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,617
Like what?

409
00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:07,524
I think I released some Demon Semen.

410
00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:11,962
Your tongue tastes so good.

411
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,503
Like what?

412
00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:17,490
I've got so much food
for the party tonight.

413
00:26:17,525 --> 00:26:18,807
I've got so much food
for the party tonight.

414
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,639
I've been baking this since noon.

415
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:23,111
- Nana's recipe.
- Oh, boy.

416
00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:25,045
- Oh, boy.
- Try one.

417
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,517
Good.
All right.

418
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,487
And?

419
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,217
You can bake.

420
00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,883
You can bake!

421
00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,757
And you are the best sous-chef ever.

422
00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:43,229
Wait, what's a sous-chef?

423
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:44,859
The chopper-upper.

424
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,939
Oh, then yes.

425
00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:53,334
I gotta tell you guys,

426
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,845
these Saudi-built detectors
just don't cut the mustard.

427
00:26:57,215 --> 00:27:00,343
Now, I'm afraid,
if you want a party permit,

428
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,421
you're gonna have to bring
this building up to code.

429
00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:04,818
Of course...

430
00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:08,815
Well, there is one other option.

431
00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,485
- There is?
- Tell us. We'll do anything.

432
00:27:10,595 --> 00:27:13,359
Well, now, this is gonna
be a big party, right?

433
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:17,333
Refreshments and dancing and a lot
of interesting people to talk to?

434
00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:20,233
Oh, yeah. There's gonna be chicks
and booze everywhere.

435
00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:22,533
Yeah, and my famous
butterscotch bunnies.

436
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,474
Thanks, no.

437
00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:27,340
Mind if I smoke?

438
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,378
- Well, now...
- No.

439
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,642
Let's say...

440
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:36,380
you can get a trained
professional to be on hand?

441
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,422
I don't know.

442
00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,616
What do you think, Doug?

443
00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:42,693
Sounds expensive.

444
00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:44,386
Oh, no, no.
I'm sure you could find

445
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,488
someone who would donate
their time, you know?

446
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:51,729
Someone who's lost direction.

447
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:54,031
Someone who's never been comfortable

448
00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:56,300
with the whole on-line dating scene

449
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,638
but still thinks there's an outside chance

450
00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:00,938
that there's someone
out there that's just right for him.

451
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,011
Yeah, I don't know.

452
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:06,777
I don't know how I'd feel

453
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:09,376
about having some poor
bastard work for free.

454
00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,216
It's un-American.

455
00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:13,882
No, no.
You gotta trust me on this one.

456
00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:15,118
I mean, he wouldn't mind.

457
00:28:15,226 --> 00:28:17,990
I mean, not like
when his wife of 17 years,

458
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:19,586
who he treated like a goddess,

459
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,031
left him for Tom at MySpace. Com.

460
00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:26,535
It kinda sounds like
your friend might be...

461
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:27,605
be gay.

462
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,264
Why?
You gay?

463
00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:32,775
Nice apron.

464
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:34,208
Anyway, that's beside the point.

465
00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:37,042
What do you say
you just help a firefighter out?

466
00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:40,140
He's a very close, dear friend of mine,

467
00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:41,718
although he's not gay.

468
00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:45,586
Look, Mr. Fire Marshal.

469
00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:48,056
Let's just say we replace

470
00:28:48,159 --> 00:28:51,720
all the smoke detectors
in the entire house,

471
00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:55,129
what are the chances that
we pass inspection then?

472
00:28:55,233 --> 00:29:00,728
Hmm, well, I'd have to say
slim and none.

473
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:04,531
We're saving those.

474
00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:06,610
Oh, for the party?

475
00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,074
Hey, you guys,

476
00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:14,049
I got the most awesome idea
for the party, okay?

477
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:19,584
- What's wrong with you two?
- Dude, the party's over, man.

478
00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:22,125
Thanks a lot,
Mr. Fire Marshal.

479
00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:23,489
Fire Marshal?
What fire marshal?

480
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,688
The one that said the
house wasn't up to code.

481
00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:28,493
Yeah, so, unless
we can pull a trained fire professional

482
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,626
who will work for free
right out of our asses,

483
00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:34,068
which is practically impossible...

484
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:36,367
How did he know we were having a party?

485
00:29:36,474 --> 00:29:40,274
His "friend" found this at a strip club.

486
00:29:40,378 --> 00:29:43,438
You guys let a fire marshal in here?

487
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,179
What a hell hole.

488
00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:53,381
What the hell?

489
00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:06,237
Oh, yeah, this gotta be
a code-eight violation.

490
00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:12,370
You let him go down
in the basement?

491
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:13,910
With all those violations?

492
00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:16,173
Now we gotta bribe him!

493
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,544
Hello?

494
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,016
Baloney.

495
00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:23,553
Ice cold beverage.

496
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,885
Mr. Fire Marshal?

497
00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:28,848
Salami.

498
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,518
Oh, my God.

499
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,895
What is it?

500
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,465
We passed!

501
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,226
Yes!

502
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:29,751
Well, looks like
this place is missing just one thing.

503
00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:44,250
I cannot believe you found Backwater!

504
00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:45,467
I cannot believe you found Backwater!

505
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,662
I know.

506
00:31:46,771 --> 00:31:48,363
Last I heard, he was in a full body cast

507
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:50,566
from doing a flying squirrel
into a pool with no water.

508
00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:52,802
Do you guys remember

509
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:56,403
the time that he ran
out of beer and he drank his own pee?

510
00:31:56,514 --> 00:32:00,143
Yeah, that pee got him wasted.

511
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,845
I know.
Me, too.

512
00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:05,115
Here he is, guys.
Here he is.

513
00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,228
- That's not Backwater.
- Yeah, who's the rabbi?

514
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:24,467
Asshole!

515
00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:25,803
Backwater?

516
00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:31,007
Wow, I can actually see
the whites of your eyes.

517
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,106
Did you bring your laminated name tag,

518
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:35,310
just in case you get
so wasted you forget your name

519
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:38,218
and end up in Mexico again?

520
00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:39,517
Remember that?

521
00:32:41,092 --> 00:32:44,152
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen
again this year, boys.

522
00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:47,595
What, you pass out?
No way.

523
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:50,566
Drugs and alcohol
were a crutch for me.

524
00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:52,761
But since I found the Lord,

525
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:55,338
I realize I no longer need them.

526
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,634
Are you joking?

527
00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:58,208
No.

528
00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:01,244
I get it.
You're stoned right now.

529
00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:04,381
Me, too.

530
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:08,384
Okay, look, guys, the truth is
I'm here for me.

531
00:33:10,855 --> 00:33:12,846
For the first time since I was six,

532
00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:15,687
I am completely drug and alcohol free.

533
00:33:15,793 --> 00:33:18,728
And let me tell you, it feels great.

534
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,526
In a few weeks, I'll be joining the order.

535
00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:23,930
So I figured your party
would be the ultimate test

536
00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:27,493
of my spiritual fortitude.

537
00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:30,233
I've come to face my demons, boys.

538
00:33:40,451 --> 00:33:41,850
- Band room.
- Check.

539
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,284
- Catering.
- Check.

540
00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:45,822
- Check.
- Check.

541
00:33:45,923 --> 00:33:47,754
- Check.
- Let's do this.

542
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:56,826
All right, boys and girls.

543
00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:59,494
Showtime.

544
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,472
Welcome to our pad.

545
00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:08,169
I think I speak for all of us

546
00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:09,837
when I say we were really touched

547
00:34:09,947 --> 00:34:11,175
by your work in Indiana Bones.

548
00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:13,944
And Position: Lmpossible.

549
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,178
I saw Meet the Knockers

550
00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:17,151
37... 38 times.

551
00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:19,018
That's my favorite.

552
00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:20,522
Mine, too.

553
00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:27,263
I love your necklace.

554
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,062
I mean every letter of it.

555
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:33,132
Whoa!
You got a flyer?

556
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,068
Great job on the bouncers.

557
00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:36,834
Yeah, where'd you get these guys?

558
00:34:36,941 --> 00:34:38,306
Food court.

559
00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:39,569
You see this party?

560
00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:40,666
This is what you're missing tonight.

561
00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:41,836
Now get out.

562
00:34:41,946 --> 00:34:44,176
Girls with chains and spikes.

563
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:47,908
- That was you, wasn't it.
- Yeah.

564
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:51,613
Handsome woman.

565
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:56,321
- Pretty man.
- Indeed.

566
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:00,988
Whoa. Whoa.

567
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,566
Hold on.

568
00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:05,033
I'm sorry, but there's going
to be a lot of sex

569
00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:08,071
and booze and
hardcore perversion at this party

570
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:10,834
I'm afraid I'm gonna
need to see some IDs.

571
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,911
But these say you're all only 16.

572
00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:19,573
Is that a problem?

573
00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:21,914
These things better not be bogus.

574
00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:40,694
Wow, you girls look great.

575
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,739
Thanks, so do you.

576
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,398
Almost good enough to eat.

577
00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:46,636
And we are totally starving.

578
00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:52,472
So we'll see you inside.

579
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:54,744
This is gonna be one hell of a party.

580
00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:56,649
I hope so.

581
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:03,552
Excuse me.
Attention.

582
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,288
You gotta turn it on, man.

583
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,523
If I could just have
everyone's attention, please.

584
00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:11,864
Just for a second.

585
00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:13,163
My name is Brody,

586
00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,569
and these are my two
best friends in the whole world,

587
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,504
Doug and Craig.

588
00:36:17,608 --> 00:36:20,338
And we'd just like to welcome you our...

589
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:24,537
new den of debauchery!

590
00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:33,223
And now without further ado,

591
00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:35,315
I'd like you guys
to give a warm welcome

592
00:36:35,426 --> 00:36:36,859
to our house band,

593
00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:38,724
Demon Semen!

594
00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:22,432
Bitch.

595
00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:41,920
Who's ready to raise hell tonight?

596
00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:48,765
God damn men.

597
00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:39,038
Hurry up in there.

598
00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:01,899
No!

599
00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:11,805
Looks like someone clogged the toilet.

600
00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:16,584
Looks like they had Coney's.

601
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,154
Oh, man, I love Coney's.

602
00:39:18,255 --> 00:39:19,950
Yeah, me, too.

603
00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:21,615
It's so good.

604
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:22,954
Delicious.

605
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,924
Wow, that turd is really wedged in there.

606
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,866
Yeah, it's huge.

607
00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:38,237
It kinda looks like a human head.

608
00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:42,142
I mean, check it out.
It's even got eyes.

609
00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:46,805
Oh, yeah.
That's staring right up at us.

610
00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,976
It's starting to freak me out.

611
00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:52,351
Yeah... me, too.

612
00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:55,619
Stop staring at me, turd!
You're freaking me out!

613
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:58,456
Turn your head, turd.

614
00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,462
All right, give me the plunger.

615
00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:01,462
Stand back.

616
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,793
Wait!
Craig, wait!

617
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,130
- What?
- We should take a picture of this.

618
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,670
We could send it in to ratemypoo. Com

619
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:12,434
Oh, yeah.
Yes, we could win 50 bucks.

620
00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:14,568
We gotta say you did it.
It's more impressive.

621
00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:15,770
Right.

622
00:40:17,615 --> 00:40:18,980
Say feces!

623
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,575
Can you hear me now?

624
00:40:22,686 --> 00:40:23,846
Can you hear me now?

625
00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:26,254
I hate cell phones.

626
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:29,724
Heidi, listen,
you sent me to the wrong place.

627
00:40:29,827 --> 00:40:31,351
What?
No.

628
00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:32,986
Keep quiet.
I'm gonna probably lose you any minute.

629
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,462
Listen to me.

630
00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:37,125
I hired you to get me
to the places I need to get to.

631
00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:39,600
You sent me to the wrong place, Heidi.

632
00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:43,400
What? No.
No, I'm not at Tobey's house, Heidi.

633
00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:44,633
What? No.

634
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:46,903
No, not Moby. Tobey.

635
00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:48,239
Heidi, I don't even know Moby.

636
00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:51,813
I'm a big fan of his music, too.

637
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,474
Listen to me.
Just keep quiet.

638
00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:55,415
Look, look...

639
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:57,214
I need you to get me to Tobey's house.

640
00:40:57,321 --> 00:40:59,846
Because right now
I am stuck in the middle of this...

641
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,619
this very weird,
very strange house party.

642
00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:06,824
What?

643
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:08,865
I don't know if there are
any other celebrities here, Heidi,

644
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:09,990
and I don't care.

645
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:11,067
I just... Listen to me.

646
00:41:11,168 --> 00:41:12,897
Heidi! Look, I...

647
00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:13,992
Hello? Hello?

648
00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:16,197
Hello.

649
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:19,367
You know, you're never going
to find what you're looking for

650
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,739
at the bottom of that glass.

651
00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:22,073
What?

652
00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:23,237
What's your name?

653
00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:26,749
- Joe.
- Joe, take a look around.

654
00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:28,978
I'll tell you what I see.

655
00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:32,146
I see you and your friends
heading down a path,

656
00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:34,053
a path to ruin.

657
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,023
What are you talking about?

658
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,718
I'm talking about that right there.

659
00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,090
Whaddaya got?
Punch?

660
00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:41,164
It's not punch, Joe.
It's poison.

661
00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:44,428
And the more of that poison
that you put into those veins,

662
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:47,095
the further you fall into a pit.

663
00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:49,798
A pit... of despair.

664
00:41:52,776 --> 00:41:53,970
Are you kidding me?
I don't even...

665
00:41:54,078 --> 00:41:55,443
I don't even know any of these people.

666
00:41:55,546 --> 00:41:57,070
I'm not even supposed to be here right now.

667
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:58,341
You know where
I'm supposed to be?

668
00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:00,383
I'm supposed to be
at Tobey Maguire's house...

669
00:42:00,484 --> 00:42:01,473
that's right...
to play poker tonight.

670
00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:02,574
I don't know who that is.

671
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:05,246
- Spider-Man?
- Nah.

672
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,482
- Seabiscuit?
- Never saw it.

673
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:07,955
Movie with a horse?
You never saw it?

674
00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:10,549
No. The only superstar I worship...

675
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:12,822
Forget it. Is there a phone
around here that I can use?

676
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:14,420
If you listen to your heart,

677
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,433
you won't need to phone anyone.

678
00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:19,863
Okay.

679
00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:21,733
Oh, my God.
No offense, Father.

680
00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:25,400
Look, the point is that just doesn't
help me out at all right now.

681
00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:26,806
But thank you.

682
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:28,708
- Why don't you have a drink?
- Oh, no, no. I don't...

683
00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:30,712
No, have it, it's lovely.
It's a lovely drink.

684
00:42:30,814 --> 00:42:32,441
- I'm not supposed to drink.
- Great dog. Cute dog.

685
00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:40,286
Drink me.

686
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:43,918
What?

687
00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:52,469
Hey, boo.

688
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,504
- Hey.
- Hey.

689
00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:56,402
Hey, Doug, put me down.

690
00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:57,667
Put me down, Doug.

691
00:42:57,775 --> 00:42:59,606
Hey. Just...

692
00:43:00,644 --> 00:43:02,703
- Hey.
- Hey.

693
00:43:02,813 --> 00:43:04,212
That's a great band.

694
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:07,113
Yeah, yeah, we love the Demon Semen.

695
00:43:07,217 --> 00:43:08,946
- Yeah, good call.
- Thanks.

696
00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:13,615
So, how about
a private tour of the house?

697
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:16,522
Ooh, that'd be great.

698
00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:19,118
But how about after we have a few drinks.

699
00:43:19,229 --> 00:43:20,287
Yeah.

700
00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:23,696
Because, you know,
alcohol lowers all our inhibitions.

701
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:28,367
That is so sweet.

702
00:43:28,472 --> 00:43:32,340
Why don't you wait right here while
the two of us go freshen up a little?

703
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,774
Yeah, yeah.

704
00:43:33,877 --> 00:43:35,276
And then we'll take that tour.

705
00:43:35,379 --> 00:43:37,313
Starting with the bedrooms.

706
00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:39,314
Okay.

707
00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:42,180
- We can do that.
- I can do that. Can you do that?

708
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:43,947
I'll be there.
Are you going to be there?

709
00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:47,751
So, you want a shot?

710
00:43:47,858 --> 00:43:50,156
Oh. I don't know.

711
00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:52,888
I mean, I already have this beer.

712
00:43:52,997 --> 00:43:55,830
And one's usually my limit.

713
00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:58,197
I give you permission
to get a little wild.

714
00:44:00,871 --> 00:44:04,398
Well, okay. If you say so.

715
00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:05,907
So, what are my options?

716
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,910
Oh, we've got everything.

717
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:10,674
I mean, the previous owner
left us a ton of spirits...

718
00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:13,272
vodka, rum, gin, tequila,

719
00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:16,376
and of course Doug's
marshmallow surprise punch.

720
00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:17,385
Wow.

721
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,683
They all sound so good.

722
00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:23,226
How about I try one of each?

723
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:26,558
But promise you'll stop me
if I get carried away.

724
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,325
Don't you worry.

725
00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:30,366
I can handle my liquor.

726
00:44:36,807 --> 00:44:39,571
Gwen, can you feel it in the air?

727
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:40,609
Yeah.

728
00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:44,010
It's like there's evil all around us.

729
00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:49,184
Hey, girls.
Neat party, huh?

730
00:44:50,788 --> 00:44:52,983
Oh, I don't know if you girls know this,

731
00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:55,422
but I'm actually really tight friends

732
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,687
with the guys who live here.

733
00:44:57,795 --> 00:44:58,989
Don't want to get your hopes up,

734
00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:04,830
but I might be getting some
Barry Manilow tickets pretty soon.

735
00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:07,768
You know what would be funny?

736
00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:10,396
If you took your top off
and I saw your breasts and I was like,

737
00:45:10,507 --> 00:45:12,737
"Hey, I can't believe you did that... "

738
00:45:14,978 --> 00:45:18,106
Hey, how do you eat cereal
with that lip thing...

739
00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:24,982
Say goodbye to those BM tickets!

740
00:45:27,191 --> 00:45:29,659
Your back structure's exquisite.

741
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,625
I want to lick it.

742
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,358
Guys, this place is so cool.

743
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:36,933
Totally bad.

744
00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:40,003
I wonder who we have an intimate,

745
00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:42,595
meaningful conversation with to stay here.

746
00:45:48,145 --> 00:45:50,340
These jets are intense!

747
00:45:50,447 --> 00:45:51,914
I'm totally sweating!

748
00:45:52,015 --> 00:45:54,779
I'm getting so hot.

749
00:45:56,353 --> 00:45:59,288
Guys, it's hot.

750
00:45:59,389 --> 00:46:03,257
I think it's getting a little too hot.

751
00:46:14,671 --> 00:46:18,038
Delilah, Jezebel?

752
00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:20,633
Where are you little devils?

753
00:46:21,812 --> 00:46:24,440
Doug... check it out.

754
00:46:24,548 --> 00:46:25,446
Wow.

755
00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:26,982
Triplets.

756
00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:29,245
Check this out.

757
00:46:38,195 --> 00:46:40,527
Hey, girls.

758
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,758
How's the water?

759
00:46:42,866 --> 00:46:44,493
Good one.

760
00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:48,027
Mind if we come in?

761
00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:53,869
- Well, I guess we can take that as a yes.
- They didn't say no.

762
00:46:57,047 --> 00:46:59,345
Impressive.

763
00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:01,440
I know.

764
00:47:04,288 --> 00:47:05,949
Okay, all right.
They're fine.

765
00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,250
They're fine out there.

766
00:47:07,357 --> 00:47:09,416
You're okay, they're okay.

767
00:47:09,526 --> 00:47:10,959
They're okay.
Right, Ballsy?

768
00:47:11,061 --> 00:47:12,961
Oh, my God!

769
00:47:16,633 --> 00:47:18,100
How did you get up there?

770
00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:20,966
That's warm.

771
00:47:21,071 --> 00:47:23,403
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.

772
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,169
- Pardon me.
- Pardon me.

773
00:47:27,778 --> 00:47:30,542
Hello, triplets.

774
00:47:31,815 --> 00:47:35,911
So, Tecates for the hot-tays?

775
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,486
Why don't you just hang on to that?

776
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,219
Or not.

777
00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:44,988
So which one of you was born first?

778
00:47:45,095 --> 00:47:46,528
Doug?

779
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:48,791
These girls look cooked.

780
00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:50,867
I know, they're totally baked.

781
00:47:50,968 --> 00:47:52,526
They can't even speak.

782
00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:55,036
No, man.

783
00:47:55,138 --> 00:47:59,541
I think that they're dead.

784
00:48:00,744 --> 00:48:03,304
Holy shit!

785
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,284
You got a little piece of corpse on you!

786
00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:15,358
Get it off!
Get it off!

787
00:48:17,027 --> 00:48:19,552
All right, all right,
we got to just stay calm.

788
00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:21,494
Stay calm?

789
00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:25,159
The Von Schlutz triplets
are dead in our hot tub!

790
00:48:25,269 --> 00:48:26,497
What do we do?

791
00:48:26,603 --> 00:48:28,537
Doug, relax!

792
00:48:28,639 --> 00:48:32,302
We've just got to think, man.

793
00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:35,503
Now, first things first.

794
00:48:35,612 --> 00:48:37,136
We drink another beer.

795
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,772
She's got my beer!
She's got my beer!

796
00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:42,943
- Here.
- Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

797
00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:46,346
Okay, then we call the cops.

798
00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:48,481
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy, man?

799
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,184
We can't call the cops.

800
00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:52,524
- Okay, no cops. Why?
- Because!

801
00:48:52,629 --> 00:48:56,588
We got dead triplets floating in our hot tub.

802
00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:58,258
They'll shut the party down, man.

803
00:48:58,368 --> 00:48:59,699
Maybe even impound the house.

804
00:48:59,803 --> 00:49:01,634
No, no, no!
We can't let that happen!

805
00:49:01,738 --> 00:49:02,932
I know.

806
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:08,910
And all because of one completely random
freak party accident.

807
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:10,206
And we haven't even scored yet!

808
00:49:10,314 --> 00:49:12,748
Yes! Yes! See?
Same page every time!

809
00:49:12,849 --> 00:49:14,111
- Okay, all right.
- All right, all right.

810
00:49:14,217 --> 00:49:15,241
- Okay, what do we do?
- Look.

811
00:49:15,352 --> 00:49:17,946
We'll call the cops in the morning, okay,

812
00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:19,920
after everyone's gone.

813
00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:22,719
And then we'll replace
all the smoke detectors in the house.

814
00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:25,551
- Fine.
- Okay.

815
00:49:25,662 --> 00:49:27,926
But for now...

816
00:49:28,031 --> 00:49:31,159
I say that we don't tell anybody, okay?

817
00:49:31,268 --> 00:49:33,202
Not even Brody.

818
00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:34,395
Oh, no, no.

819
00:49:34,504 --> 00:49:36,131
Especially not Brody.

820
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,639
Yes!

821
00:49:38,742 --> 00:49:40,107
Okay.

822
00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:45,271
What do we do with these poor girls
in the meantime?

823
00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:02,625
Oh, no, it's empty.

824
00:50:02,733 --> 00:50:05,702
Maybe we should just slow down
just a wee bit, though.

825
00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:07,827
Oh, okay.

826
00:50:07,938 --> 00:50:09,337
Maybe you're right.

827
00:50:09,439 --> 00:50:13,500
Hey, do you know
what I've always wanted to do?

828
00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:15,510
Can we... just get some air?

829
00:50:15,612 --> 00:50:17,273
Pop my top.

830
00:50:17,381 --> 00:50:19,508
I think that is a great idea.

831
00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:21,379
You know, like, in public?

832
00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:23,214
Just jump up on a table and rip it off!

833
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,049
I think that is a great idea.

834
00:50:25,155 --> 00:50:26,417
Really?

835
00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:31,586
Hey, maybe I could just
pop it right here for you.

836
00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:33,219
Like, for practice.

837
00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:34,854
I think that's a great idea.

838
00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:36,227
Hey.

839
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:38,164
Hey!

840
00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:40,259
Aren't you that famous guy Brody,

841
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:42,600
who's like... owns this killer place,

842
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,698
who, like, is responsible
for this killer bash, right?

843
00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:46,833
Yeah.

844
00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:50,435
Yeah. Oh, dude, there's some people
looking for you out front.

845
00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:52,640
They seem pretty mad or something.

846
00:50:54,084 --> 00:50:56,109
Hold that thought.

847
00:50:58,288 --> 00:51:01,883
So, uh, is your dad, like, a robber,

848
00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:04,654
because he stole some stars
and put them in your eyes.

849
00:51:13,303 --> 00:51:15,430
We caught him speaking
in tongues down at the curb.

850
00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:16,801
He's scaring away all the Mexican trim.

851
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:19,171
Senores, el diablo est�n...

852
00:51:19,276 --> 00:51:20,641
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know, I know.

853
00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:23,440
El diablo aqu� en tu casa.

854
00:51:23,547 --> 00:51:26,641
This hot sauce is making him mental.

855
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:27,978
Although, I do like the tie.

856
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,814
It's a nice touch.

857
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,649
What do you want us to do with him, boss?

858
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,950
Well, I don't know.

859
00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:35,854
I mean, what are my options?

860
00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:38,587
Let's see.
We could whack him.

861
00:51:38,695 --> 00:51:39,627
Whack him?

862
00:51:39,729 --> 00:51:41,890
Oh, sure.
We've done it before.

863
00:51:41,998 --> 00:51:44,432
I'll just stick myself
a few times in the arm with a shiv,

864
00:51:44,534 --> 00:51:45,466
call it self-defense.

865
00:51:45,569 --> 00:51:46,661
I don't know.

866
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:50,638
What if we just get him out of here
with a stern warning?

867
00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:55,502
You're the boss.

868
00:51:55,612 --> 00:52:00,174
Look, I want you and your fellow squatters
to get the hell out of here

869
00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:02,148
and stay the hell away from our house.

870
00:52:02,252 --> 00:52:04,345
And if I see you back here again,

871
00:52:04,454 --> 00:52:07,389
you sure as hell better have a pair of tits.

872
00:52:07,491 --> 00:52:09,686
Big ones.
Double D.

873
00:52:16,366 --> 00:52:20,860
Hi. I'm Brian Trolet.
The "T" is silent.

874
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,939
What's your name?

875
00:52:23,039 --> 00:52:24,700
I'm Amber, Amber Waves.

876
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,241
And this is my partner...

877
00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:29,377
Cherry Red.

878
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:30,878
What do you do?

879
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:34,815
I'm in adult films and so is she.

880
00:52:34,918 --> 00:52:38,183
I saw an adult film once.

881
00:52:38,288 --> 00:52:39,983
My father has them.

882
00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:42,718
He hides them in a box labeled "poison. "

883
00:52:44,294 --> 00:52:45,591
Wait a minute.

884
00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:47,026
There's nothing wrong with nudity.

885
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:49,730
- Really?
- No.

886
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,858
- It's natural.
- It is?

887
00:52:51,968 --> 00:52:54,334
- Yeah.
- Whoa.

888
00:52:54,437 --> 00:52:57,099
Well, if it's natural, do you think...

889
00:52:57,207 --> 00:52:59,835
Am I allowed to see your breasts?

890
00:52:59,943 --> 00:53:02,309
Well, yeah!

891
00:53:02,412 --> 00:53:04,039
Yeah?

892
00:53:05,315 --> 00:53:06,213
Watch it, stretched.

893
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,216
I missed it.

894
00:53:13,323 --> 00:53:15,257
Save me dance?

895
00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:17,849
I missed it.

896
00:53:32,442 --> 00:53:36,003
Oh, Jesus, Craig.

897
00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:40,808
Two and a half more people are dead.

898
00:53:40,917 --> 00:53:42,248
Do you know what this means?

899
00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:45,185
Yeah.

900
00:53:45,288 --> 00:53:48,280
There goes any shot of
the Meet the Knockers sequel.

901
00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:55,888
That, and this is just another
completely random freak party accident.

902
00:53:55,999 --> 00:53:58,991
Again... it's like we're on the same page.

903
00:53:59,102 --> 00:54:00,262
What are the chances?

904
00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:01,928
Every time.

905
00:54:02,038 --> 00:54:05,439
So, Craig, what do we do
with these bodies?

906
00:54:15,051 --> 00:54:18,145
I actually do a silly little
Bruce Willis impersonation.

907
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,688
- You know, because...
- Give me a break.

908
00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:21,416
No, it's true.
It's really great.

909
00:54:21,524 --> 00:54:23,788
Because it's all in... it's all in the mouth.

910
00:54:23,893 --> 00:54:26,293
You know, he's got
this little scowl, and he's like...

911
00:54:26,396 --> 00:54:27,658
You know, he's like...

912
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:28,822
Let's see.

913
00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:32,925
He's like, Hans.

914
00:54:33,036 --> 00:54:35,903
Hans, that's a...

915
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:38,099
that's a tricky little accent there, Hans.

916
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:41,006
You should be on TV with that accent, Hans.

917
00:54:42,812 --> 00:54:44,279
Hey.

918
00:54:44,381 --> 00:54:45,939
You okay?

919
00:54:46,049 --> 00:54:48,813
Hey, you...

920
00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:54,279
Joey...

921
00:54:54,391 --> 00:54:57,326
Joe...

922
00:55:00,397 --> 00:55:01,728
Hans.

923
00:55:03,933 --> 00:55:07,460
What are you going to do
with the detonators, Hans, hmm?

924
00:55:07,570 --> 00:55:11,165
What do you think, I'm stupid, Hans?

925
00:55:11,274 --> 00:55:12,536
Yippee-ki-yay, mother...

926
00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:24,119
What the...

927
00:55:27,624 --> 00:55:29,005
Hey! Father Patrick, how's it going?

928
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,387
Hey! Father Patrick, how's it going?

929
00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:32,154
It's Brother Backwater.

930
00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:34,253
Yeah.

931
00:55:34,364 --> 00:55:36,059
Yes, I know it's late.

932
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,531
I'm sorry to get you up.

933
00:55:37,634 --> 00:55:40,125
I'm feeling a little...

934
00:55:40,236 --> 00:55:43,205
a little thirsty right now.

935
00:55:43,306 --> 00:55:45,536
Like I could use a drink.

936
00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:46,609
Yeah, you know.

937
00:55:46,710 --> 00:55:49,873
I went to a party and, you know...

938
00:55:49,979 --> 00:55:53,176
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm not supposed to go
to parties but I went to one

939
00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:55,080
because I thought
if I could go to one party,

940
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,584
face my demons once and for all,

941
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:57,710
then I would prove to myself

942
00:55:57,821 --> 00:56:00,255
that I was worthy of serving the Lord.

943
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:03,326
And it was going really well.
It was going very well.

944
00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:05,053
I was kicking ass out there.

945
00:56:05,161 --> 00:56:07,322
I think I even suckered
a couple converts out there.

946
00:56:07,430 --> 00:56:09,261
It was...

947
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:11,300
I don't know if they were rich kids.

948
00:56:11,401 --> 00:56:12,925
They were very well dressed.

949
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,368
Father, I... Come on, Father,
listen to me here, okay?

950
00:56:15,472 --> 00:56:16,939
I'm just trying to tell you that I'm...

951
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,598
There's...

952
00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:22,200
There's a lot of weird stuff
going on at this party.

953
00:56:22,312 --> 00:56:24,303
There's a lot of very weird stuff
going on out there

954
00:56:24,414 --> 00:56:26,211
and I don't think I'm going to make it.

955
00:56:26,316 --> 00:56:29,376
I don't think I'm going to make it.

956
00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:32,011
Father, what I need
is your help right now.

957
00:56:32,122 --> 00:56:34,886
I need you to turn off
the goddamn television

958
00:56:34,991 --> 00:56:35,980
and give me a little help.

959
00:56:36,092 --> 00:56:38,720
My spiritual salvation is on the line.

960
00:56:44,701 --> 00:56:45,725
Hey, Padre.

961
00:56:49,172 --> 00:56:51,834
Father, uh...

962
00:56:51,941 --> 00:56:54,341
I'm going to have to call you back.

963
00:57:12,862 --> 00:57:15,422
I can't believe this is happening.

964
00:57:15,532 --> 00:57:19,093
I don't believe my eyes.

965
00:57:19,202 --> 00:57:23,229
Joey Lawrence came to our party!

966
00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:26,806
- You got it?
- Yeah.

967
00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:29,378
- Excuse us.
- Oh, my God, it's the guy from Blossoml

968
00:57:29,479 --> 00:57:31,003
- Hey, no, no, no. Later. Later?
- Going this way.

969
00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:32,172
Call me.

970
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:33,214
Okay, okay.
Guys, guys.

971
00:57:33,316 --> 00:57:35,284
- Call me.
- Okay, later.

972
00:57:35,385 --> 00:57:36,647
We got it.

973
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,013
All right, around the table here.

974
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,591
- What are you, eating?
- Comfort food.

975
00:57:42,692 --> 00:57:44,887
- Dude, is this party bitchin' or what?
- Shit.

976
00:57:44,994 --> 00:57:45,961
Oh, my God.

977
00:57:46,062 --> 00:57:48,326
Hey.

978
00:57:48,431 --> 00:57:49,830
Is that Joey Lawrence?

979
00:57:49,933 --> 00:57:52,493
Well, we were actually
just heading outside.

980
00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:54,593
I mean, I knew this party was good,

981
00:57:54,704 --> 00:57:56,001
but it just went A-list!

982
00:57:56,105 --> 00:57:59,074
Yeah, that's... It's totally killer.

983
00:57:59,175 --> 00:58:01,643
It's one they'll never forget.

984
00:58:01,744 --> 00:58:02,972
Joey...

985
00:58:03,079 --> 00:58:04,376
can you just, you know...

986
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,847
just give me a little sip
of the whole "whoa" juice?

987
00:58:11,554 --> 00:58:13,317
Joey got a little crazy with the Cuervo.

988
00:58:14,858 --> 00:58:17,383
We're just going to take him by the pool

989
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:18,586
for some, you know, fresh air.

990
00:58:18,695 --> 00:58:20,162
I'll go with you!

991
00:58:20,263 --> 00:58:21,855
Just let me grab a beer.

992
00:58:22,966 --> 00:58:26,060
Oh, my God.

993
00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:28,296
Someone drank all our good beer!

994
00:58:28,404 --> 00:58:30,497
Could this night possibly get any worse?

995
00:58:30,607 --> 00:58:32,131
Top shelf!
Top shelf!

996
00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:34,073
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, that one had to hurt.

997
00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:36,941
What is the matter with you?

998
00:58:37,046 --> 00:58:40,880
There are two severed heads
in our refrigerator.

999
00:58:40,984 --> 00:58:42,611
Okay, all right.

1000
00:58:42,719 --> 00:58:44,744
There's no reason for hysterics.

1001
00:58:44,854 --> 00:58:48,915
I mean, it's just two more
completely random...

1002
00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:51,255
- Unrelated!
- Accidental deaths.

1003
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,056
What? Accident...
What are you...

1004
00:58:53,162 --> 00:58:54,925
Come on, man!
Shit happens!

1005
00:58:55,031 --> 00:58:56,191
- All the time.
- Wait, wait.

1006
00:58:56,299 --> 00:58:57,266
Two more?

1007
00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:59,494
Okay, um, look.

1008
00:58:59,602 --> 00:59:03,595
We weren't going
to tell you this until after...

1009
00:59:03,706 --> 00:59:06,266
...we got sexed.

1010
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:12,212
But there is something
very strange going on here.

1011
00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:14,943
Eight people died.
Make that nine.

1012
00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:17,247
Joey Lawrence is dead.

1013
00:59:17,353 --> 00:59:20,584
Tonight Hollywood lost one of its treasures.

1014
00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:23,557
Wait, nine people died?

1015
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,924
Here? Tonight?

1016
00:59:26,029 --> 00:59:27,155
Yeah.

1017
00:59:27,263 --> 00:59:29,857
And some thoughtless bastard
clogged our toilet.

1018
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:32,196
Yeah, but, hey, don't worry, okay?

1019
00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:35,794
Hey, hey, we got it
under control, all right?

1020
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:39,636
It's just two more, you know,
accidental party deaths.

1021
00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:40,970
What... Accidental deaths?

1022
00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,908
These people were murdered!

1023
00:59:43,012 --> 00:59:44,138
- What?
- What?

1024
00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:47,648
We have got squatters inside the wire.

1025
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,047
I'm calling the cops.

1026
00:59:49,152 --> 00:59:51,279
No, wait, wait!
Just wait, man.

1027
00:59:51,387 --> 00:59:53,252
Are you insane?

1028
00:59:53,356 --> 00:59:54,618
We can't call the cops!

1029
00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:56,055
I mean, okay.

1030
00:59:56,159 --> 00:59:57,717
Uh, murder.

1031
00:59:57,827 --> 01:00:00,318
Yes, it's a big deal,

1032
01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,830
but, I mean, if we lose the house,

1033
01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:06,333
you'll totally blow any shot
that you've got with Lucy.

1034
01:00:09,572 --> 01:00:12,166
Okay, maybe I got a little carried away.

1035
01:00:14,410 --> 01:00:16,139
It's understandable.

1036
01:00:16,245 --> 01:00:18,440
I mean, you got
two human heads in the fridge.

1037
01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:20,880
I mean, these people are dead,

1038
01:00:20,984 --> 01:00:23,077
and that's tragic, for sure.

1039
01:00:23,186 --> 01:00:26,053
But there's nothing we can
do about it now, right?

1040
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:28,146
We will call the cops in the morning,

1041
01:00:28,257 --> 01:00:30,418
after we've got all this place cleaned up.

1042
01:00:30,526 --> 01:00:32,790
But for now, we've got to stop

1043
01:00:32,895 --> 01:00:35,762
these blood-thirsty squatters on our own.

1044
01:00:35,865 --> 01:00:37,526
For all we know,

1045
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,499
they may still be in this house.

1046
01:00:39,602 --> 01:00:42,969
So we've go to be vigilant
and keep our eyes open.

1047
01:00:43,072 --> 01:00:44,562
If we look hard enough,

1048
01:00:44,674 --> 01:00:47,609
we're bound to see someone
who looks suspicious.

1049
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:55,276
Oh, my God!

1050
01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:56,818
It's the squatter!

1051
01:00:59,589 --> 01:01:01,887
Joe, put that away.

1052
01:01:04,927 --> 01:01:06,827
Now, look, friend.

1053
01:01:06,929 --> 01:01:08,726
We can either do this the easy way

1054
01:01:08,831 --> 01:01:10,594
or we can do this the hard way.

1055
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:14,033
Tell us what we need to know, wo... man.

1056
01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:17,163
And one more word about
that freakin' hot sauce...

1057
01:01:22,779 --> 01:01:24,508
Tough guy, huh?

1058
01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:25,638
Boys?

1059
01:01:25,748 --> 01:01:27,409
No.

1060
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:28,779
Open up. Say "ah. "

1061
01:01:28,885 --> 01:01:30,819
Open up and say...

1062
01:01:33,790 --> 01:01:36,520
I got a good one!

1063
01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:37,524
I love my job.

1064
01:01:37,627 --> 01:01:38,525
Look!

1065
01:01:38,628 --> 01:01:40,152
We know that before we moved in

1066
01:01:40,263 --> 01:01:42,163
you and your friends were living secretly
down in the basement.

1067
01:01:42,265 --> 01:01:44,495
Squatting, if you will.

1068
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:45,862
But this is our house now.

1069
01:01:45,968 --> 01:01:48,801
So why are you still here?

1070
01:01:53,076 --> 01:01:53,974
- Again!
- Again!

1071
01:02:00,983 --> 01:02:02,780
Hey, look!
It's Delilah and Jez!

1072
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:07,747
Oh, I think they're going to do that geek.

1073
01:02:07,857 --> 01:02:10,121
They must have used us to get to him!

1074
01:02:22,905 --> 01:02:25,635
It's been Delilah and Jez this whole time.

1075
01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:28,242
- Why?
- Wait.

1076
01:02:28,344 --> 01:02:31,142
Delilah and Jez are Lucy's best friends.

1077
01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:33,449
You guys...

1078
01:02:33,549 --> 01:02:36,177
that can only mean one thing!

1079
01:02:36,285 --> 01:02:37,582
Oh, no.

1080
01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:40,451
- Lucy's in danger!
- Exactly!

1081
01:02:40,556 --> 01:02:41,921
I'm going to save her!

1082
01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:52,728
Lucy, I gotta talk to you about something.

1083
01:02:52,835 --> 01:02:55,269
Brody...

1084
01:02:55,371 --> 01:02:57,362
would you wear this for me?

1085
01:02:59,842 --> 01:03:01,776
Absolutely.

1086
01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:10,442
Just got a little bit
of the goosebumps there.

1087
01:03:10,553 --> 01:03:12,919
So what did you want
to talk to me about?

1088
01:03:13,022 --> 01:03:14,148
Oh, right.

1089
01:03:14,257 --> 01:03:17,055
Lucy, have you ever noticed anything strange

1090
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:19,458
about your friends Delilah and Jez?

1091
01:03:19,562 --> 01:03:21,860
No. Why do you ask?

1092
01:03:21,964 --> 01:03:23,329
Well, let me first say

1093
01:03:23,432 --> 01:03:25,127
that just because
they're your best friends,

1094
01:03:25,234 --> 01:03:27,168
that doesn't mean I think
you're anything like them.

1095
01:03:27,270 --> 01:03:31,604
I mean, I know that you are good
and kind and innocent.

1096
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,148
Wow, that's really...

1097
01:03:40,249 --> 01:03:41,307
You were saying?

1098
01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:44,409
How do I say this?

1099
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:47,182
Delilah and Jez... are minion of the devil.

1100
01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:49,781
Oh, my, that's awful.

1101
01:03:49,892 --> 01:03:51,189
Yeah, I know.
But that's not it.

1102
01:03:51,294 --> 01:03:53,387
This house is actually a portal to hell,

1103
01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:55,327
and they're devouring souls
to feed to their master.

1104
01:03:55,431 --> 01:03:58,298
I'd rather devour something else.

1105
01:03:58,401 --> 01:03:59,698
Oh, my God.

1106
01:03:59,802 --> 01:04:02,794
God's not going to help you now, Brody.

1107
01:04:02,905 --> 01:04:04,736
I hope not.

1108
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:08,868
Wow! You have really sharp nails.

1109
01:04:08,978 --> 01:04:12,175
Lucy, I gotta say,

1110
01:04:12,281 --> 01:04:14,545
there is something about you, you know?

1111
01:04:14,650 --> 01:04:16,811
I've never felt this way
about anybody before.

1112
01:04:16,919 --> 01:04:19,114
You just have this great...

1113
01:04:19,222 --> 01:04:21,816
I don't know, this great spirit
about you, you know?

1114
01:04:21,924 --> 01:04:23,949
You're just really special.

1115
01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:26,085
You've got these horns...

1116
01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:27,560
Horns!

1117
01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:28,595
Wings!

1118
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:31,223
Oh, my God!

1119
01:04:31,334 --> 01:04:32,596
Brody, come on.

1120
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,033
You got a penis!

1121
01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:35,865
I've got a vagina, too.

1122
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:42,209
Brody, please.

1123
01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:44,438
You're the devil her... him...

1124
01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:46,947
her... himself!

1125
01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:50,944
You know, I thought I sensed an accent.

1126
01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:53,851
I speak all the languages, baby.

1127
01:04:58,461 --> 01:05:02,329
Delilah and Jez are... are your minion!

1128
01:05:02,431 --> 01:05:04,661
You're the Antichrist.

1129
01:05:04,767 --> 01:05:08,464
And you've been killing
innocent party-goers all night long.

1130
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:10,095
I had to.

1131
01:05:10,206 --> 01:05:11,730
I mean, that's what I do!

1132
01:05:11,841 --> 01:05:12,899
I'm Satan!

1133
01:05:13,009 --> 01:05:14,772
I lie and screw people over.

1134
01:05:14,877 --> 01:05:16,640
You used me.

1135
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,577
Well, yeah.

1136
01:05:18,681 --> 01:05:20,706
You bitch.

1137
01:05:20,816 --> 01:05:25,219
Brody, why don't you join me?

1138
01:05:25,321 --> 01:05:29,018
I'll give you everything you've ever wanted:

1139
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:33,585
Money, power, eternal life!

1140
01:05:33,696 --> 01:05:37,860
Plus, we can throw a party
like this every night.

1141
01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:40,458
Does sound kinda good, you know?

1142
01:05:40,569 --> 01:05:42,036
Partying every night.

1143
01:05:42,138 --> 01:05:44,003
Wait, what am I talking about?

1144
01:05:44,106 --> 01:05:45,539
You've got a penis!

1145
01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:48,371
Details.

1146
01:05:48,477 --> 01:05:49,967
Guys!

1147
01:05:50,079 --> 01:05:52,843
Guys, what are you doing?

1148
01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:55,315
Hey, boys, wanna party?

1149
01:05:55,418 --> 01:05:57,852
Boys, save yourselves!

1150
01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:58,921
Lucy's the devil!

1151
01:05:59,021 --> 01:06:00,989
I don't even care.

1152
01:06:01,090 --> 01:06:04,150
Let me offer some words of persuasion.

1153
01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:06,785
She has a penis.

1154
01:06:10,399 --> 01:06:11,696
Holy camel foot!

1155
01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:13,063
Yeah.

1156
01:06:13,169 --> 01:06:15,433
- Deal-breaker!
- Hey, move it!

1157
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,946
What are we going to do?

1158
01:06:24,046 --> 01:06:25,343
He had a penis!

1159
01:06:25,448 --> 01:06:28,576
Brody, what are you... Focus!

1160
01:06:28,684 --> 01:06:31,812
My nana warned me about
these creepy L.A. People!

1161
01:06:31,921 --> 01:06:33,013
There's got to be somebody here

1162
01:06:33,122 --> 01:06:35,147
that knows how to battle the powers of evil.

1163
01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:40,160
I am a golden god...

1164
01:06:44,734 --> 01:06:46,827
Flying squirrel!

1165
01:06:53,709 --> 01:06:56,303
- Backwater!
- Oh, my God!

1166
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:01,643
We should never have dared him!

1167
01:07:03,386 --> 01:07:06,287
Oh, Preston, baby.

1168
01:07:06,389 --> 01:07:08,619
That was awesome.

1169
01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:12,521
Catholic school girls are evil.

1170
01:07:12,628 --> 01:07:16,086
Get Backwater inside and sober him up.

1171
01:07:16,198 --> 01:07:18,792
I'm going to save some lives.

1172
01:07:32,281 --> 01:07:34,078
It's an emergency, man.

1173
01:07:35,951 --> 01:07:37,714
Hello again.

1174
01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:41,654
Look, I need everyone here
to listen to me very, very carefully.

1175
01:07:41,757 --> 01:07:44,954
But whatever you do,
please do not panic.

1176
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:48,258
Everybody here is in danger
of being brutally murdered

1177
01:07:48,364 --> 01:07:49,922
and sacrificed to the devil.

1178
01:07:50,032 --> 01:07:53,433
So, if you would, please just move
single file to the door,

1179
01:07:53,536 --> 01:07:55,231
and we'll look forward
to seeing you next time.

1180
01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:56,736
Show us your tits!

1181
01:07:58,574 --> 01:08:03,944
Hell, no, we won't go.

1182
01:08:18,194 --> 01:08:20,526
Everybody, run!

1183
01:08:20,629 --> 01:08:22,756
Run!
Everybody out!

1184
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:49,353
Last chance.

1185
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,496
Come on, man!
You gotta wake up!

1186
01:08:56,599 --> 01:08:57,827
- Come on, bro.
- You're our only hope!

1187
01:08:57,933 --> 01:08:59,924
Come on, wake up!
Wake up!

1188
01:09:00,035 --> 01:09:01,263
- How's it coming?
- I don't know!

1189
01:09:01,370 --> 01:09:03,429
Maybe we need some more coffee!

1190
01:09:03,539 --> 01:09:04,870
I'm on it.
I'm on it!

1191
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,999
Back up, hot little thing.

1192
01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:10,077
Was that decaf?

1193
01:09:10,179 --> 01:09:12,545
Oh. My bad.

1194
01:09:12,648 --> 01:09:14,172
- That one's on me.
- Yeah.

1195
01:09:21,457 --> 01:09:23,789
Come on, boy!
Ride 'em, boy!

1196
01:09:30,499 --> 01:09:31,989
It's Backwater's Bible.

1197
01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:34,899
This thing is, like,
the official textbook for fighting evil!

1198
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,266
Ballsy, you are brilliant!

1199
01:09:36,372 --> 01:09:38,738
Who's my dog?

1200
01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:41,366
I think I found it: The Book of Psalms.

1201
01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:44,969
"And he who praises the Lord
through the glory of song

1202
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:48,208
shall be saved and fear no evil. "

1203
01:09:48,317 --> 01:09:51,377
Come on, you guys, put it together.

1204
01:09:51,487 --> 01:09:57,323
We will sing a holy song
to defeat those evil... hot...

1205
01:09:57,426 --> 01:10:00,418
evil bitches!

1206
01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:02,121
Yes. Yes!

1207
01:10:21,584 --> 01:10:26,214
Hey! They're singing a holy song
to defeat us hot, evil bitches!

1208
01:10:41,604 --> 01:10:42,571
Child?

1209
01:10:53,549 --> 01:10:54,914
I don't know the song.

1210
01:10:55,017 --> 01:10:56,450
Get him!

1211
01:11:21,577 --> 01:11:23,511
Can I get you ladies a beverage?

1212
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:25,204
Hey, fatty!

1213
01:11:30,519 --> 01:11:31,417
Keep it.
Keep it.

1214
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,579
No, please!

1215
01:11:33,689 --> 01:11:35,816
Not really thirsty or...

1216
01:12:01,717 --> 01:12:03,912
Holy shit.

1217
01:12:34,650 --> 01:12:35,878
Sing it one time!

1218
01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:53,161
Come on!

1219
01:12:59,908 --> 01:13:04,572
Sing it with me, children!

1220
01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:10,684
They're bonding together.

1221
01:13:10,786 --> 01:13:15,450
And the show has unity
and human kindness.

1222
01:13:16,825 --> 01:13:20,283
Send these Satanic bitches
into their soul hole.

1223
01:13:22,865 --> 01:13:26,323
And now we're going to send
you evil hos back to hell!

1224
01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:31,904
That's hot!
That's hot!

1225
01:13:33,275 --> 01:13:34,173
Come on!

1226
01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:37,943
Oh, yeah, bitch.

1227
01:13:38,046 --> 01:13:39,911
Your soul is mine.

1228
01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:44,609
My balls.

1229
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,085
And vagina.

1230
01:13:46,188 --> 01:13:49,385
Please, don't destroy me.

1231
01:13:49,491 --> 01:13:50,890
Do me.

1232
01:13:52,194 --> 01:13:53,388
Don't do it, Brody!

1233
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,261
She is still pretty hot.

1234
01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:09,464
Whoa, your head, bro!

1235
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:15,037
Awesome, dude.

1236
01:15:17,913 --> 01:15:23,283
That was one killer party, dude.

1237
01:15:23,385 --> 01:15:27,014
- You hungry?
- Yeah.

1238
01:15:58,086 --> 01:16:00,486
I knew you were a dirty boy.

1239
01:16:00,589 --> 01:16:01,613
Come on, girls.

1240
01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:03,520
Let's leave this whack devil house.

1241
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:05,752
This ain't even evil.
You want to see evil?

1242
01:16:05,861 --> 01:16:08,261
- Yeah, baby, show me evil.
- I'll show you evil.

1243
01:16:08,363 --> 01:16:10,490
Wait till we get to my mom's house.

1244
01:16:10,599 --> 01:16:12,294
Yeah, you can't handle my evil lovin'.

1245
01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:14,699
You'd be like,
"Oh, MC Baby Chuggy-Thug,

1246
01:16:14,803 --> 01:16:16,930
your lovin' is too much for me!"

1247
01:16:17,039 --> 01:16:18,336
Then I'll get on the microphone

1248
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:20,499
and rap to you so pimpaliciously,

1249
01:16:20,609 --> 01:16:22,941
you'll have an eargasm for a millennia.

1250
01:16:23,045 --> 01:16:24,910
Then we're going to hop onto my private jet

1251
01:16:25,013 --> 01:16:26,810
and we going to Rome for some biscotti

1252
01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:28,746
and some espresso, bitches!

1253
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:30,909
Let's go! Give me some room.
Give me some room.

1254
01:16:32,621 --> 01:16:34,486
Check it out.

1255
01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:36,524
We got you a little something.

1256
01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:38,786
El Diablol

1257
01:16:38,894 --> 01:16:41,124
Now we can use that spice up
our mother's marinara.

1258
01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:42,355
Then we'll do a little fiesta,

1259
01:16:42,464 --> 01:16:43,590
and afterwards, we clean you up,

1260
01:16:43,699 --> 01:16:46,167
you'll look like Antonio Banderas.

1261
01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:48,532
Hasta la vista, boys.

1262
01:16:48,637 --> 01:16:50,605
Ciao.

1263
01:16:57,713 --> 01:17:00,341
Backwater, we know we let you down.

1264
01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:02,610
Yeah. Sorry, man.

1265
01:17:02,718 --> 01:17:06,154
I know your spiritual
salvation was on the line.

1266
01:17:06,254 --> 01:17:07,653
You going to be okay?

1267
01:17:09,057 --> 01:17:10,046
I think I'll be fine.

1268
01:17:10,158 --> 01:17:12,490
- Yeah.
- Hot party, boys.

1269
01:17:12,594 --> 01:17:14,755
We'll see you next time.

1270
01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:38,312
Well, that's it.

1271
01:17:38,420 --> 01:17:40,786
All the stiffs have come back to life

1272
01:17:40,889 --> 01:17:42,686
and everybody's going home.

1273
01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:43,689
Yeah.

1274
01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:45,783
Including us.

1275
01:17:47,629 --> 01:17:49,654
My dad's balls are enormous.

1276
01:17:49,765 --> 01:17:53,030
They're like cantaloupes in a tube sock.

1277
01:18:09,718 --> 01:18:10,946
Fuck!

1278
01:18:11,053 --> 01:18:12,680
Where your house go?

1279
01:18:12,788 --> 01:18:13,686
Winnie?

1280
01:18:13,789 --> 01:18:15,484
What are you doing here?

1281
01:18:15,590 --> 01:18:17,820
I come to see how
you like your new pad.

1282
01:18:17,926 --> 01:18:19,325
Where it go?

1283
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:24,090
Well...

1284
01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:25,564
we're not really sure.

1285
01:18:25,667 --> 01:18:27,294
No problem.

1286
01:18:27,402 --> 01:18:31,338
I like you boys, especially you, Softie.

1287
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:34,568
Winnie help you find you a new pad.

1288
01:18:34,676 --> 01:18:37,008
You just invite Winnie
to the housewarming party.

1289
01:18:37,112 --> 01:18:39,171
Of course!

1290
01:18:39,281 --> 01:18:41,613
Yeah! Consider yourself officially invited!

1291
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,685
Yeah, you can come
to all of our parties!

1292
01:18:43,785 --> 01:18:46,151
Come on, boys!
Winnie buy you breakfast.

1293
01:18:48,457 --> 01:18:50,857
You're so cute.
Shotgun.

1294
01:18:50,959 --> 01:18:53,325
Hello, Softie.
How are you?

1295
01:18:53,428 --> 01:18:56,397
Hey, where've you been, buddy?

1296
01:18:56,498 --> 01:18:59,194
Ballsy, come on.
Let's go!

1297
01:18:59,301 --> 01:19:00,290
This nice lady,

1298
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:01,767
she's going to buy us a new house.

1299
01:19:01,870 --> 01:19:03,565
And she's going to take us to breakfast.

1300
01:19:03,672 --> 01:19:04,639
Sausage links!

1301
01:19:15,183 --> 01:19:17,583
Buckle up, boys.

1302
01:19:26,128 --> 01:19:28,426
- So, you're familiar with Tobey Maguire, right?
- Right.

1303
01:19:28,530 --> 01:19:29,656
You know the movies he was in,

1304
01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:30,857
like Spider-Man,
Seabiscuit, stuff like that?

1305
01:19:30,966 --> 01:19:32,263
- Whatever, yeah.
- All right, so look.

1306
01:19:32,367 --> 01:19:33,732
He's not really cool
with meeting new people.

1307
01:19:33,835 --> 01:19:35,598
So when you meet him,
just talk about his movies.

1308
01:19:35,704 --> 01:19:37,365
Talk about his movies,
but not the movies

1309
01:19:37,472 --> 01:19:39,235
that no one saw,
like Pleasantville and stuff.

1310
01:19:39,341 --> 01:19:40,330
- All right?
- Yeah.

1311
01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:42,273
Oh, and, um, don't make
direct eye-contact

1312
01:19:42,377 --> 01:19:44,538
because he doesn't like
to meet anybody for the first time

1313
01:19:44,646 --> 01:19:45,806
and look him directly in the eye...

1314
01:19:45,914 --> 01:19:47,142
- Right, and that's...
- What?

1315
01:19:47,249 --> 01:19:48,773
- I mean, how's that possible?
- What are you talking about?

1316
01:19:48,884 --> 01:19:51,717
- Man, look at... Just go.
- I'm sorry. Shit, my bad.

1317
01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:53,185
It's going to be cool
because he doesn't like

1318
01:19:53,288 --> 01:19:54,812
anybody taller than him,
so you're going to be perfect.

1319
01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:56,857
- That's perfect.
- Yeah.