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MAN GROANS

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SWISH OF KNIFE

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POT BUBBLES

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MAN GROANS AND PANTS

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SIREN WAILS

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Male found unconscious.
BP 100 over 70. Sats 85%.

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Can you beep the surgical registrar?

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He may need an ultrasound.

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I need him connected now.
Pulse and blood pressure.

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Heart rate down to 100.
Blood pressure rising.

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SCREAMS

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STOMACH GURGLES

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MONITOR FLATLINES

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'Police remain baffled
by this latest victim.

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'The third member of
the Asian community found dead

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'in an Indian food-related
incident this week.

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'The first victims were also
murdered here in Southall,

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'London's Little India.

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'The curry killer appears
to remain at large

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'while the police have no idea who it
is or when they may strike again.'

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Murder number one, Indian couple.

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Wife hit on the head
with a rolling pin,

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husband suffocated
with chapati dough.

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LAUGHTER
Shh. Naan of that, please(!)

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We've classified this
latest incident as murder

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because forensics say
the chilli content of the curry

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was way off
the human tolerance scale.

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Everyone,
this is Detective Sergeant Murthy.

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He'll be assisting our team,

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interviewing members of
the local community and the like.

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Let's get back to basics.

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Murthy, what do you think
is going on here?

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I haven't been here long,
but murders are rare.

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Certainly never a serial killer.

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We need some good community
undercover work here.

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You're an insider, Murthy.
People will talk to you.

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Whoever is committing these murders
knows a thing or two about spices.

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But, sir, everyone eats curry now.

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Chicken tikka masala
is the number one national dish,

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everyone's a potential suspect.

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Exactly. You're thinking laterally.
That's why you're part of this team.

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Sir, he's just currying favour.
Currying.

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See what I did with that, yeah?

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MUSIC: "A-Team Theme"
overlain with bhangra drums

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Hello, Aunty.

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It's Raj.
Googly.

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I heard you were a police officer.
Googly!

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Blimey, you've grown.

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Roopi?
Mmm.

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So have you.

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Sorry to hear about Uncle's passing.
Thank you, beta.

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It's been a year now
since your uncle has gone.

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I hope God will take me to him soon,
too.

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Once my duty is done.
Mum!

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You're not sick, are you?

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Since Dad died she thinks
she's next in line.

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Apparently I'm holding up her plans
because I won't get hitched.

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I know the feeling.

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What are you doing in London?

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I transferred to
the Southall station.

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I'm working with the murder
investigation team

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on these recent murders.
That couple that died,

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their daughter ended up at
our shelter more than a few times.

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Shelter?

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I work in a refuge centre,

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protecting women from the so-called
pillars of our community.

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It's nice to see you both again.
LOUD THROAT-CLEARING

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I better get back to the station.

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Come home some time
for home-cooked food.

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I will, Aunty.

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My God!
He's grown into a handsome man.

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Maybe I should talk to his parents.
They always liked you as a girl.

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Don't start, Mum.
Listen, beta. What is done is done.

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That Tej was bad news.

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But you have to move on.
You're letting go so many chances.

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Mum, you've got to stop all this
wishy-washy fairy-tale nonsense.

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Get real.

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BOY: Who's home? Who's home?
BOYS: Fat family. Fat family.

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BOY: Fatty boom boom.

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BOY: Who's home?
BOYS: Fat family.

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BOY: Fat family, fat family,
fat family, fat family.

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PARROT: Fat family's home!
Fat family's home!

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Fat family's home!
Pappu, don't be a wanker.

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Pappu, don't be a wanker!

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SCREAMS

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BOY: Got you!

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BOYS LAUGH

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SPEAKS PUNJABI

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For God's sake, Jazz.

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When are you going to grow up?

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Mum's been through enough

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without dealing with you
and your gags.

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Don't be a loser all your life.

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If your father was alive,
Jasminder would get a proper job.

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Mum, I've got a proper job.
I'm a DJ.

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He's a DJ, innit?

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And Roopi would be married and
settled and I could go in peace.

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I'm sorry, Mum. I'm sorry.
PHONE RINGS

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It's all right, Mum.

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Yah, man, this is Jazz.
How can I help you?

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WOMAN: 'Is that Mrs Sethi's house?'
Hello, Aunty. 'Go get your mother.'

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Hello?
'Mrs Sethi?'

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Anji.

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'I have a very good boy
for your daughter.

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'My cousin's sister's son.'
Yes, of course.

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'You bring Roopi.'
She'll be there.

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'To the Guldana.'
Thank you.

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Mum. Please tell me you haven't
dropped me in it again.

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MYSTICAL INDIAN MUSIC

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WOMAN: Listen, what can we do now?

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It's the boy's decision, no?
You told me she'd lost weight.

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How can I help you find someone
for her

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when she's bigger
than the boys I show you?

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But looks aren't everything.
And she's strong.

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Not like those pencil-thin girls
who could snap at any time.

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You're the mother, it's your fault.

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You should have controlled her
eating from the start. But, no.

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And now everywhere does threading.

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There is no excuse
for a moustache like that.

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WOMAN SPEAKS PUNJABI

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CAR HORN BLAST
LOUD MUSIC

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REVS ENGINE

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TYRES SCREECH

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It's all right.
Come on, let's go home.

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OK, who is she?
How is she connected to the others?

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What have you found out?
I've spoken to the neighbours.

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She was a widow. Lived alone.

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God-fearing, went to
the Sikh temple all the time.

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Murthy, you have described every
bleeding old biddy in this town.

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Tell me something new.
Sir, you got a minute?

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METALLIC SQUEAKING

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CLATTERING

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SCREAMS

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Mum. Are you OK?

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SHE WHIMPERS

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THUNDERCLAP

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PAPPU SQUAWKS

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Shh.

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GASPS

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THUNDERCLAP

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PAPPU SCREECHES

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Pappu, quiet!
Mum, what's wrong?

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What are you looking at?
What is it?

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No, don't do it.

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You're just missing Dad.
I still wake up in a state, too.

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Make you a hot cup of milk, hm?

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It's all right.

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THUNDERCLAP

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BIRDSONG

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SIGHS

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SCREAMS

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Why did you do it?

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What were you thinking?

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What is wrong with you?

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MUFFLED

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Morning, Mum.

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Still looking a little pale.

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Pale? She should see us.

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How you feeling?

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I'm OK.

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I better get to work.

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Sure you're OK?

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Why worry about her?
We're the ones who are dead.

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The girl works too hard,
that's why she's let her body go.

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Fat mother, fat daughter.

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What's wrong, Mum?

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You're a million miles away.

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I'm sorry, beta.
You please go to work.

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Take some stuffed parantas
for lunch.

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What? She already has
a bottom like a buffalo.

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Call me if you need anything.

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I'm picking up Linda at the airport
after work.

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That's why I did it.
What?

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You said my daughter's too fat
for you.

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And you said she's too ugly
for your cousin's sister's son.

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And you?

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You said she's not good enough
for your nephew Tej.

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So you broke her engagement, made
some mischief and broke her heart.

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You all rejected her
without even knowing her.

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You can't be nice to her
even in death.

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She is all I can ask for
in a daughter.

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She's loving, dutiful, considerate.

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And still no-one will have her.

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She deserves to have a good husband
and a good family.

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And you all got what you deserve.

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Deserve this? For trying to help
you find a match for moto-joto?

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You killed us for telling the truth.
Surely an over-reaction, no?

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But we rejected so many girls.

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Better to break an engagement
than have a bad match for ever.

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MUFFLED

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This isn't real.
This can't be happening.

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It's real to us.

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POSTMAN: Morning.

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Oi, post wallah, look.

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Mr Postman, look at us.

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DOG BARKS

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Milo!

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What's wrong? You look bothered.

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Are your son and my Ari
raising your blood pressure?

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Is there something different
about me today?

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Did you dye your hair?

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Where do Jewish people go
after they die?

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Willesden.
Huh?

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The Jewish cemetery.
It's lovely, all green and peaceful.

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Milo!

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No, I mean your spirit. Your soul.

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Oh, that. Nothing.
When you're dead you're dead.

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That's sad.
At least we have reincarnation.

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You see, we have reincarnation.

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Everybody is reborn.
What, everyone?

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If you're good in this life,

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you come back again next time
as something good,

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like a holy person.

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But if you're bad then you come back
as something bad, like a cockroach.

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So if we're dead
why are we still here?

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Why haven't we been reincarnated?

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I have no idea.

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Maybe you all did very bad things
in your life

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so you're off the scale.

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But what about the bad you've done?
What's going to happen to you?

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You know I'm a vegetarian. Why
stab me with chicken tikka kebab?

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Why not panir?

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Listen, panji, I was not bad
to your daughter.

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Why did you kill me?

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He was the one who said
she was not suitable.

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He pushed his sister
to break off the engagement.

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MUFFLED

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Of course you did.

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You said whoever marries her
will never need a mattress.

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MUFFLED

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LAUGHS
Mattress!

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ALL YELP

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OK.

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That's not right.

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SINGS BADLY: # I'm losing my way

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# And I'm trying to discover
my sou-ou-ou-ou-oul... #

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I mean maybe we should write
a song about death.

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No, no, I don't forget
when it comes to my children.

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That's my mum. She's got guests.
That means she's cooking.

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I've got the munchies.

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You said that to me.
You think I don't remember?

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You think it doesn't hurt
her mother?

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It doesn't break her heart
to hear such things.

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Perhaps next time you'll think about
her hurt and her pain.

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AMERICAN TV VOICEOVER:
'From an early age, John Edward

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'displayed remarkable
psychic abilities.

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'Predictions and premonitions
he couldn't explain.

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'At 15, a reading by a psychic
changed his life.

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'John was told
what millions have witnessed.

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'He can reunite people
in the physical world

251
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,760
'with those who have crossed over.'

252
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:32,640
This guy's a scam artist. He can't
help us. We need professional help.

253
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,320
'He's telling me to tell you

254
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,720
'about hiding in
the back right-hand corner."

255
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,480
'Would you go back there and hide?
Yeah.'

256
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:45,960
It's very emotional
when he contacts the dead relatives.

257
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,280
Especially a wife
whose husband died young.

258
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,040
Hi, Mum.
Hi, Aunty.

259
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,120
Linda, beti.

260
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,840
Namaste, Aunty.
Oh, you've come. Come, come.

261
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,320
If her daughter had that body
we wouldn't be in this problem.

262
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,120
MUFFLED

263
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,960
I'm totally transformed.
I am no longer Linda.

264
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,280
I am Gitali.
Huh?

265
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:18,760
It means "melodious one".
It also means you've lost the plot.

266
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:21,640
You went to India
and changed your name?

267
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,720
Aunty, I met a wonderful
numerologist in Ritikesh.

268
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,880
He said "L" is very bad
for my date of birth.

269
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,920
It's been the "L" in Linda
that has been blocking me in love.

270
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,640
He said if I changed my name
to begin with "G"

271
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:37,320
it would be very lucky for me.
Hence Gitali.

272
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,880
She may be cracked,
but what a figure.

273
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,880
This is very strange.
What is?

274
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,720
The room. It's vibrating.

275
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,760
It's just the bulb going.

276
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,560
It's haunted.

277
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,560
Don't be daft. This is Ealing.

278
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,480
There are spirits present.
Spirits? What are you on about?

279
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,480
You know I've always been psychic,
right?

280
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:05,840
While I was at the ashram, my guru
taught me how to harness my gift.

281
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,880
And now I can feel everything.

282
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,480
She has a gift.

283
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,880
She can sense us.

284
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,480
Ooh.

285
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,960
Well, let's see if she can
sense this.

286
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,320
SINGS

287
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,840
It's very creepy.

288
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,400
It's like cheap cologne.

289
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,120
Ask her why we're still here.

290
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:37,240
Why are these spirits here, Linda?
It's Gitali.

291
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,640
I feel, Aunty,
it's to do with the murders.

292
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,120
See, she will find you out.

293
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,440
What are you trying to say?

294
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,880
When someone is murdered
their spirit is unleashed.

295
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:53,880
It's not easy for them to move on
so they hang about.

296
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,320
ALL: For how long?

297
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,040
Sometimes their souls aren't ready
for the next life.

298
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,320
I'm ready right now.
MUFFLED

299
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:06,040
How much time before we rot away
and disappear completely? Ask her.

300
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,440
What has to happen
for them to move on?

301
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,280
Some believe that
souls of the murdered

302
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,600
can only be reincarnated

303
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,560
once the murderer is dead.

304
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,160
Oh, God help us.

305
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,000
I need a large G and T.

306
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,880
And so do you.

307
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,000
Can you not feel that?

308
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,760
So...

309
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,040
do you want to hear my big news?

310
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,720
Apart from your brain transplant
with an Indian shaman?

311
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,680
Stop being so closed off.

312
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,440
Listen, do you remember
before I went I had a feeling

313
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,000
that I'd find my guy on this trip?

314
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,480
Oh, my God.

315
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,480
You haven't gone and fallen
for a native, have you, Linda?

316
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,640
It's Gitali.
When I was at the ashram,

317
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,760
I started having these strong
feelings for this one guy.

318
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:59,320
My guru said that I should follow
my feelings because guess what?

319
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,400
Enlighten me.

320
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,120
My guru thinks I've been married
to him for five past lives.

321
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:08,520
My numerologist gave me his initials
before I'd even met him.

322
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,280
What?!
GIGGLES HELPLESSLY

323
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,360
Just saying.
Oh, sorry.

324
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,880
It's all right.

325
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,440
OK. What's his name, then?

326
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,280
Devinderpal Singh Chandioke.

327
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,600
Mercy!

328
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,320
He's not from some backwater
remote hillside village, is he?

329
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,160
Actually, he's from Gerrards Cross.

330
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,720
DOORBELL RINGS

331
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,360
Googly.
Namaste, Aunty.

332
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,480
Come in.
Thank you.

333
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:50,520
I hope I haven't come at a bad time.
Nonsense. You're always welcome.

334
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,000
Here you are.
Thank you.

335
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,320
Don't really know many people
in London yet.

336
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,600
This is your home. Come, sit.
Thank you.

337
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,560
Your necklace is caught, Aunty.
Thank you, beta.

338
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,480
It was a gift from my husband
on our wedding day.

339
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,040
So, what about you, then?

340
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,680
Erm... Nothing.

341
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,840
Can't handle it right now.

342
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,680
Come on, you've got
to get yourself back out there.

343
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,240
I know. It's only been six months.

344
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,760
Tej is your past.

345
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,960
And "T" and "R", hopeless together.
Wish I'd known that then.

346
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,880
So who is good for "R"?

347
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,480
"D". Or "R" itself.

348
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:40,800
"D" for desperate.
And "R" for really desperate.

349
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,200
Stop it. Be positive.

350
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,480
And do you think I'd do
my own love chart and not yours?

351
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,480
Oh, it's good to have you back.
It's good to be back.

352
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,800
He's very handsome.
Too handsome.

353
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,800
He's way out of moto's league.

354
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,120
Nice and tall.

355
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,720
But a little...dark, no?

356
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,960
Must be from south.

357
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,640
They have very bad table manners.

358
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,200
Anything wrong, Aunty?

359
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:15,160
No, I just remembered that I forgot
to get the green chillies.

360
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,320
You must stay for dinner.
I hope you're hungry.

361
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,160
Hi, Mum.

362
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,320
Look who's here.

363
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,200
Hey, Googs.
Hey.

364
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,480
This is my old mate Linda.

365
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,400
Pleasure to meet you.

366
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,480
Please, call me Raj. No-one has
called me Googly for years.

367
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,960
Ah, Raj.

368
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,440
Oh.

369
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:43,720
I'm Gitali. It's my rebirth name.

370
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,880
Hello, it's only me.

371
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,640
Here it is, love.
Eggless cake you like so much.

372
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,400
You shouldn't have.
Thank you so much.

373
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:58,600
Meet our family friend Raj
from Kent. He's a police officer.

374
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,240
Very good. We need a lot
of protection around here.

375
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,920
You have no idea.

376
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,320
So, Raj, are you here...

377
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,920
He is so gorgeous.

378
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,840
Oh, I know.

379
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,040
And?

380
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,640
His family stayed with us
when they first came to England.

381
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,400
I used to go blackberry picking
with him along the canal

382
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,040
when we were kids.

383
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,600
I've seen him in his underpants.

384
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,200
So you're halfway there.

385
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,840
Are you joking?

386
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,520
He could have anyone he wants.

387
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,440
He likes you.

388
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,320
I can sense it.

389
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,720
And he's an "R".

390
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,120
So, this latest woman with
the kebab skewer, she was my age.

391
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,840
Why would anyone want to murder
an old lady like that?

392
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,680
We can't figure it out.

393
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,800
You're no closer to finding
the killer?

394
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,320
Investigating all avenues.

395
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,480
Have you ever come across
this latest victim, Manjit Kaur?

396
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,040
No.

397
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,440
I've been interviewing
her family today. It's sad.

398
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,480
She was estranged from her kids.

399
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,840
All the victims have dirty laundry,

400
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,440
which makes finding a motive
more complicated.

401
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,280
What kind of dirty laundry?

402
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,600
The third victim was
a serial bigamist.

403
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,320
He had two wives back home in India
that he abandoned.

404
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,840
You don't know my wives,
you'd have run away, too.

405
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,520
And he was trying to get married
to a third here.

406
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,640
Bastard.
Shameless.

407
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:31,680
The third couple made their daughter
marry a man who became abusive. What?

408
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,640
He used to hit her.

409
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,080
When she came to me for help

410
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,840
they blamed her and made her
go back to him to save face.

411
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,840
It's what I told you
real pillars of the community(!)

412
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,320
The only link seems to be

413
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,720
the killer clearly has cooking skills
and knows their spices.

414
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,280
Oh, I'm getting a feeling.

415
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,360
I'm getting a strong feeling...

416
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,160
..about the murderer.

417
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,560
What?

418
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,120
Linda's psychic.

419
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,560
Psychic or psycho?

420
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,920
She's just learning,

421
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,040
but her guru thinks she's got
a big career ahead of her.

422
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:21,960
I'm sensing that the murderer
is full of rage and anger.

423
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,760
CURRY MAN: That's a no-brainer(!)

424
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,640
If they know so much about cooking,
do they think it's a man or a woman?

425
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,080
All my feelings
are non gender-specific.

426
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,360
LAUGHS

427
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,480
MYSTICAL INDIAN MUSIC STARTS UP

428
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,200
Oh, sorry. That's my phone.

429
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,600
I'll just get that. Sorry.

430
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,000
She's just got back
from six weeks in India.

431
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,720
Ah, that explains it.

432
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,200
All right, love.

433
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,880
I'm making Ari brisket for dinner.
Night night.

434
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,240
You have to see these old photos
I found of us.

435
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,680
How long can you keep this up?

436
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,560
That was too close.
You can't carry on like this.

437
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,680
And neither can we.
There's only one solution.

438
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,560
You have to kill yourself.

439
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,920
'Yes, you're right,
it is a baffling case.

440
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,840
'I'm joined by some members
of the Asian community in Southall.

441
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,320
'When is it going to end?

442
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,000
'You tell me. I don't know
what the police are doing.

443
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,640
'I think they should get their act
together and comfort the public.'

444
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,280
SWITCHES TV OFF

445
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,600
What's your team playing at?

446
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,520
We've got four bodies, no leads,

447
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,760
no suspects, nothing.
Forensics are working overtime

448
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,000
and Murthy has interviewed
the whole town.

449
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,040
I've got the local paper calling us
a bunch of useless wallies.

450
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:54,400
Community groups on my case.
There's got to be a simple motive.

451
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,920
Honour killings.

452
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,960
Arranged marriage gone sour.

453
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,880
Family feud.

454
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,920
Get me a suspect!

455
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,040
We have one, sir.
What?

456
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,960
Roopi Sethi.

457
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:20,520
She has connections to each victim.
Roopi? That's impossible.

458
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,480
I ran a background check
on that shelter she works in.

459
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,840
She was brought in once
about an attempted murder case

460
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,800
where the wife stabbed the husband
and legged it.

461
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,800
She's also been up for assault
against some poor sod trying

462
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,240
to keep his marriage together.
She's radical, probably a lesbian.

463
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,960
What?

464
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:42,200
Manjit Kaur met Roopi
at the Sikh temple the day she died.

465
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,680
Roopi.

466
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,240
Hello.

467
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,880
Sorry to disturb you at work, Roopi.
We've got some questions for you.

468
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,560
Manjit Kaur,
the latest murder victim.

469
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:11,440
Are you sure you didn't know her?
No, I didn't.

470
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,400
Why does her phone say she called
you the day before she met you?

471
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,720
And she met you the day she died.

472
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,440
We know she went to the temple
at 1,700 hours.

473
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,560
Oh, my God, it's her.

474
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,680
I met her at the temple
for the first time.

475
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,880
I didn't know her name.

476
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,800
What business did she have with you
at the temple?

477
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,360
She was...

478
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,240
..looking at girls
for her sister's nephew.

479
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:49,640
So, she rejected you.
Are you desperate to get married?

480
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,120
Why? You asking?

481
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,920
Oh, nice. Like your kebabs, do you?

482
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,640
You're also acquainted
with Mr and Mrs Chopra.

483
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,400
I never met them.
I knew their daughter.

484
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,000
The same daughter you helped
run away from her husband?

485
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,120
What is this?
Googs, what's going on?

486
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,360
What about this poor geezer?
Did you bust his balls and all?

487
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,800
What?

488
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,720
I only met him once. At a wedding.

489
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,560
He was a rude, sexist pig.
You know he's a bigamist too, right?

490
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,320
How do you know that?
I told her.

491
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,560
Sharing information
with potential suspects, Googs?

492
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,240
Suspect?! I barely know these
people. You didn't like them.

493
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,880
Doesn't mean I killed them.
Then why did someone?

494
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,080
I've no idea.
That's your job to find out.

495
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:50,920
Were you not once engaged
to the Chopras' nephew, Tej Chopra?

496
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,640
You got dumped, didn't you?

497
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,480
You? A murder suspect?
'It was awful.

498
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,480
'I didn't know that woman
at the temple was the last victim.

499
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,680
'How did you know her?'

500
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,760
This is really freaking me out.
'Listen to me.'

501
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,400
She was someone I met there once.

502
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,120
Now calm down and get back to work.
It'll all be over soon.

503
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:24,360
This is terrible. It's all my fault.
True.

504
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,400
They're going to send Roopi to jail.

505
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,160
I... I have to confess.

506
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,320
What? No, you can't do that.
I have to.

507
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,240
I can't let Roopi go to jail for me.

508
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,440
But if you go to jail
then we all go to jail.

509
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,440
And we'll never be reincarnated.

510
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,080
She's right.

511
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,760
You have to kill yourself.

512
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,760
You leave a note confessing to the
murders and then Roopi will be safe.

513
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,240
Just one more.

514
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,600
Don't make it dry.

515
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,560
MUFFLED

516
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,800
LINDA: Hello? Aunty?

517
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,360
Oh, come on...!
You home?

518
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,000
Roopi, what are you doing home?

519
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,240
Couldn't work after
that police business.

520
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,680
She called me dead upset
so I brought her home.

521
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,240
Are you feeling better now, Roops?
Yeah. Sort of.

522
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,640
Well, let's take your mind off it.

523
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,160
I've got some good news.

524
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,120
Good news?

525
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,200
I wanted you both to know first.

526
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:07,800
I soon will be
Mrs Devinderpal Singh Chandioke.

527
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,640
BOTH: What?

528
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,760
I'm engaged to an Indian.
How?

529
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,760
A yoga retreat in the Himalayas.

530
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,680
What? Just like that?

531
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,640
Are you nuts? You just met him.

532
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,400
Roopi, why didn't you go
with Linda to India?

533
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,640
She begged you to go with her.
Mum!

534
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:30,760
With all due respect, I am not going
to India to find a husband.

535
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,440
That's no loss for India.

536
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,320
I can't wait for you both
to meet my Dev.

537
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,400
I'm sorry, panji.
SHE SOBS

538
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,480
Your daughter will find someone, too.

539
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,760
You shouldn't be surprised
her friend found someone first.

540
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,720
I mean she's so slim...

541
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:53,840
Even her English friend
can find an Indian husband.

542
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,680
Roopi will find a good man, panji.

543
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,480
Maybe she'll have to be
a little less choosy.

544
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,000
I hope that she marries well,

545
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,600
but you have to eat some ladoo
so we can finish this.

546
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,360
I'm so sorry to all of you.

547
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,160
I wish I could take it all back.

548
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,760
But...

549
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,280
I can't do it.

550
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,840
What?

551
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,960
I can't kill myself until...

552
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,760
..I see my daughter married, too.

553
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,880
No, no, no, no way, no deal.
That may never happen.

554
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,160
MUFFLED

555
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,040
They just said she'll find
a husband.

556
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,560
They said that to make you
feel better.

557
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,520
Who will marry that moto?
Think of the grocery bills.

558
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,720
I don't want my daughter
to be all alone.

559
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,520
SHE SOBS

560
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,400
We had such a blissful time together
in India.

561
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:56,320
As soon as we met up here,
I knew it was meant to be.

562
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,240
I haven't even met him.
You will.

563
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,240
MRS GOLDMAN: Hello? Don't mind me.

564
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,440
Picking up my cake tin
from yesterday.

565
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,640
You can't change your mind.
It's not fair on all of us.

566
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,560
But if I go she will have
no father or mother.

567
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,040
Her younger brother
can't help get her married.

568
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,200
You should have thought of that
before you put air con in me.

569
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,720
Be quiet, she said sorry.
Can't you understand?

570
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,800
No mother wants to die
without seeing her daughter married.

571
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,000
LOUD SQUELCHES

572
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,280
Eurgh!

573
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,920
I don't think we can wait

574
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,080
for someone that desperate
to come along.

575
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,680
MUFFLED
You two shut up!

576
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,960
Only a mother can know
what another mother feels.

577
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,040
We should help her.
That's right.

578
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,320
I'm sorry, Linda.

579
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,240
I'm really happy for you.

580
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,040
It's just that...

581
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,960
this week would have been
my wedding

582
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,720
had it all worked out with Tej.

583
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,760
And now you'll be having
the big Indian wedding

584
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,480
that my mother
always dreamed of for me.

585
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,520
And I'll never find another man
who'll love me.

586
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,600
Shh.

587
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,800
Don't be crazy, Roops.

588
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,200
Of course you will.

589
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,880
I was fine about it.

590
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,080
But when that police guy brought
him up, it brought it all back.

591
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,280
He was right.

592
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,040
I was dumped.

593
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,680
I didn't do anything wrong.

594
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,560
That's just it.

595
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,720
You didn't do anything wrong.

596
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:44,800
He just turned out to be
a spineless git

597
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,240
who let his family dictate
who he should marry.

598
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,840
No, let's face it.

599
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,560
I wasn't good enough.

600
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,800
And they thought he could do better.

601
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,040
And my poor mum still keeps
trying to get me hooked up,

602
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,880
even though people don't want to go
near me because I'm tainted goods.

603
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,640
Shh. No, it's not true.

604
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,280
GASPS
What?

605
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,680
I made five ladoos.
There are only four.

606
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:22,760
Roopi, did you eat something?
No, Mum.

607
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:28,400
Oh, Mum, Mrs Goldman came by
to pick something up.

608
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,480
KEBAB WOMAN: And the note.
Throw the note away.

609
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,640
PANICKED CHATTER

610
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,240
Oh.
What?

611
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,960
ALL GASP

612
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,840
Oh, no.

613
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,880
SIREN WAILS

614
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,520
I don't believe it.
I just don't believe it.

615
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,160
A third granny killed in her home.

616
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,520
And this one isn't even Indian.

617
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,000
What the hell is going on here,
Smythe?

618
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,440
We're analysing the Indian sweet.

619
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,080
This is another link
that points to the neighbours.

620
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,560
They were close to her.
Why would they kill her?

621
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,920
Leave that to me, Murthy. I need you
to focus on the Sethi daughter,

622
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,080
since you seem to be well in there.
What?

623
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,080
Murthy here has
a special relationship

624
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,680
with one of my suspects, Chief.

625
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,280
Good.

626
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,400
Let's use that.
You're going undercover.

627
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,480
Looks like you've got yourself
a girlfriend to take care of.

628
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,640
RABBI PRAYING

629
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,360
SHOVELS DIGGING

630
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,240
Who are you people?

631
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,920
Call this funeral attire?
It's a long story.

632
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,760
Ladies and gentlemen,
please return to the prayer hall

633
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,920
for the conclusion of the service.

634
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,320
All right, man?
I wish you long life.

635
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,440
These folks can't see me, can they?
No.

636
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,400
Then what am I?
A spirit.

637
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,880
I'm a spirit.
MILO WHIMPERS

638
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,960
And Milo, too? How did we die?

639
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,760
Ask Mrs Sethi.

640
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,440
I thought they couldn't hear me.

641
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,400
Only she can.
Why's that?

642
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,680
Better ask her yourself.
Story's getting longer.

643
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:18,160
Poor Ari.
Who'll look after my son now?

644
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,800
I will.

645
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:25,600
You really can hear me.
Yes.

646
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,240
I'm sorry.

647
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:28,760
For what?

648
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,800
You ate a poisoned ladoo I made.

649
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,440
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to kill you.

650
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:38,040
But she meant to kill all of us.
ALL AGREE

651
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,040
She killed all of you?
ALL: Mm-hm.

652
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,520
And me?

653
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,560
And Milo, too?

654
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,640
My goodness.

655
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,240
What's got into you, love?

656
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:51,520
You know how hard I've tried
to find a suitable match for Roopi?

657
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,880
No mother could have done
more than you.

658
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,600
They were all horrible to her.

659
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,520
And I couldn't take it any more.

660
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,200
But you shouldn't be here.

661
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,560
You were always so nice to Roopi.

662
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,320
Well, I always said
your cooking was so good

663
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,040
it was going to kill me one day.

664
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,200
The poisoned ladoo was for me.

665
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:16,240
I was supposed to eat it and die
so they could all be reincarnated.

666
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:20,520
Oh, that's right. You said when
we die we'll be reincarnated.

667
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,960
Maybe Abe and I will come back

668
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,600
as birds flying
through the sky together.

669
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,560
We always wanted to travel but
he died a month after he retired.

670
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,680
No-one is flying anywhere
until she's dead.

671
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,080
And she won't kill herself
until her jumbo daughter is married.

672
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,520
Is this true, love?

673
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,400
I just need to know that Roopi
is happily married.

674
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,200
And Jazz?
He's a boy, it's different.

675
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,760
He's happy with his music.
But his sister's not happy.

676
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,640
I don't want her
to live this life alone.

677
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,360
Once she has someone
then I can move on with all of you.

678
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,320
Wait a minute. This is wonderful.

679
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,520
This is our chance to do a good
deed. Roopi is a lovely girl.

680
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,600
If we can help her,

681
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,680
it'll help us come back as something
better in our next life.

682
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,360
I'm sure we've all done things
we're not proud of.

683
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,840
She's done us a favour.
She's given us another chance.

684
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,360
I still don't see why we have
to help her when she killed us.

685
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,000
I for one can't bear to see
Roopi cry like that again.

686
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,200
Trust me, you need good deeds fast.

687
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,560
You want to come back
new and improved, don't you?

688
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,840
Maybe you'll come back and have
one happy marriage for life.

689
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:53,120
OK, OK, if finding moto a husband
is the only way we get out of here

690
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,280
then I'm in.

691
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,360
Mazel tov.

692
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,800
BHANGRA MUSIC

693
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:40,880
# Oh baby

694
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,520
# Don't break my heart

695
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,320
# Don't break my heart
Cos I've been waiting

696
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,440
# You're listening
Don't break my heart

697
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,960
# Oh baby

698
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,600
# Don't break my heart

699
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:55,280
# Don't break my heart
Cos I've been waiting

700
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,360
# For a long, long time

701
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,120
# Baby girl

702
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,800
# Baby girl

703
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,800
# Baby

704
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,680
# You're listening
Don't break my heart

705
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,720
# If you want to look
you want to know them... #

706
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,520
OK, try to find out
what kind of man she likes.

707
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,560
Don't beat about the bush,
just ask her.

708
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,240
Use guilt. You're her mother,
it's your right.

709
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:25,320
Beti, I'm just saying if
you were wanting to get married...

710
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,320
Mum!

711
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,240
If we're going to go on walks
together it's a marriage-free zone.

712
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:33,000
Ask me about work.

713
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,640
Where I want to travel.

714
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,200
Who I'm voting for.

715
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,040
Anything except for marriage
all the time.

716
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,800
Of course I'd like to meet someone.

717
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:49,360
I'm not as beautiful as Linda.
And that's why we're doomed.

718
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,160
You know, there's nothing
wrong with being single.

719
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,880
A lot of women are happy that way
their whole lives.

720
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,040
HORRIFIED GASPS

721
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,040
MUFFLED SOUNDS

722
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,840
GASPS

723
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,160
Now we are truly in purgatory.

724
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:08,240
Chupa. Mrs Sethi,
you're worse than my wife.

725
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,720
It is your duty
to find her a husband now.

726
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:13,600
We should go to a marriage bureau,
it's the fastest way.

727
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,000
That didn't do much for
our daughter.

728
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,960
I'm not going to interfere.
I have told her.

729
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,720
Mum, who are you talking to?

730
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,400
I'm sorry, beti.

731
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,920
I'm listening to you.

732
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,760
Mum, I don't mean
to have a go at you.

733
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,920
I just don't understand why you
can't let this marriage thing go.

734
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,440
You've got to stop.
You'll make yourself crazy.

735
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,680
There is only one reason
I did what I did.

736
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,760
Hmm?
I mean do what I do.

737
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,520
Roopi.

738
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,440
I want you to know the same
happiness I shared with your father.

739
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,400
The way he looked after me.

740
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:03,480
Then how he we both felt when I held
you in my arms for the first time.

741
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,720
And then your brother.

742
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,800
I don't want you to miss out
on this joy.

743
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,240
You'll grow another heart
with every child.

744
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:17,880
And there isn't anything
you wouldn't do for them.

745
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,080
Mum, if you really want to know,

746
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:30,120
there's nothing I want more
than to have a baby.

747
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,400
I dream about it all the time.

748
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,120
But my fear is that
I'll never meet that right person

749
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,520
and I'll end up settling
for someone.

750
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,200
Because if I don't...

751
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,440
I may never meet anyone
who'll want me.

752
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,680
Chup...

753
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,120
don't even think like that.

754
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,560
That is why you should let us
help you.

755
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,720
Us?
I mean me.

756
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,240
I know a few clubs where there are
always men looking for women.

757
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,480
Not the sort of men
we should be looking for.

758
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,480
What about trying this shaddi.com?

759
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,800
No. Too many people on the internet

760
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,440
lying about their age and
their profession. It's unsafe.

761
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,480
But I've heard of something
that might work.

762
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,600
Hello, I'm Jagjit.

763
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,120
Hi. Roopi.
KEBAB WOMAN: He's panga.

764
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,120
Beggars can't be choosers.
SPIRITS: Next.

765
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,120
MAN LAUGHS
SPIRITS: Next.

766
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,840
What year did you say you were born?

767
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,600
Why ask trick questions?
No-one's good enough for her.

768
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,600
KEBAB WOMAN: He's older than you.

769
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,640
Next.

770
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,440
RAPS: Yo, honey girl,
sweet sugar dumpling.

771
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,200
Not bad, very modern.

772
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,920
Got speed daters to my left,
speed daters to my right.

773
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,680
Don't you worry about me,
I'll speed date you all night.

774
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:48,840
SPIRITS: Next.

775
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,680
BLOWS WHISTLE

776
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,840
Hi.

777
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,200
I can see a great future for us.

778
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,720
Should've gone to Specsavers.
SPIRITS: Next.

779
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:04,880
Hi.

780
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,720
I am...Dilraj.

781
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,880
Poor little chap.

782
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:15,960
SPIRITS: Next!

783
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,160
Hi.

784
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,800
What are you doing here, Googs?

785
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,760
I guess we all have to bite the
bullet and try to please our folks.

786
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,320
It doesn't matter how proud
they are I'm a police officer,

787
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,200
they keep asking the same question.

788
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,080
This isn't any more surreal
than the last time we met.

789
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,600
I am sorry for coming to your refuge
like that.

790
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,040
I do hope that young woman
you were helping is OK now.

791
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,840
She's getting there. Thanks.

792
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,120
But your partner is a right tosser.

793
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,000
He's not actually my partner.

794
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,360
Unfortunately,
I didn't get to pick him.

795
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,800
It was arranged.

796
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,040
She's found a match.

797
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,840
Googly.

798
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,520
He's perfect.
It's fate bringing them together.

799
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,800
He's a little dark, though.
And he's not a Sikh, he's a Hindu.

800
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,720
That is close enough.
He's breathing, he'll do.

801
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:17,840
You put yourself through
this nightmare

802
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,320
and you still haven't found anyone.
I did.

803
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,440
I cheated. I knew her before.
Huh?

804
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,640
Will you have dinner with me?

805
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:30,200
MUSIC: "Wonderful Life" by Black

806
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,160
He's funny.

807
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,000
# Here I go

808
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,720
# Out to sea again

809
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:54,440
# The sunshine fills my hair

810
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,000
# And dreams hang in the air

811
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:08,120
# Gulls in the sky
And in my blue eyes

812
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,680
# You know it feels unfair

813
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,720
# There's magic everywhere

814
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,200
# Look at me standing

815
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,720
# Here on my own again

816
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:35,040
# Up straight in the sunshine

817
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,280
# No need to run

818
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,960
# And hide

819
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,960
# It's a wonderful, wonderful life

820
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,720
# No need to laugh

821
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:48,520
# And cry

822
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,640
# It's a wonderful
wonderful life... #

823
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,680
SAXOPHONE SOLO

824
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,760
She shouldn't drink in front of him.
Very bad.

825
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,240
She certainly shouldn't eat,
it'd scare anyone.

826
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:15,240
# ..I need a friend

827
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,680
# Oh, I need a friend

828
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,880
# To make me happy

829
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:29,400
# Not so alone

830
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,080
# Look at me here

831
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,560
# Here on my own again

832
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:44,480
# Up straight in the sunshine

833
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,560
# No need to run

834
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,440
# And hide

835
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,480
# It's a wonderful, wonderful Life

836
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:57,000
# No need to laugh and cry... #

837
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,800
Hi, Roopi.
MUSIC CUTS OUT

838
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,120
Hi. Tej.

839
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,880
Roopi, this is... This is Karishma.

840
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,480
And how do you two know each other?
We used to work together.

841
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,880
Sorry I'm late, darling.

842
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,520
This is Tej. And...

843
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,160
MUSIC RESUMES

844
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,160
# ..No need to run

845
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,160
# And hide

846
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:39,040
# It's a wonderful, wonderful life

847
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,080
# No need to laugh

848
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,880
# And cry
It's a wonderful, wonderful... #

849
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:49,240
Good evening.
# ..Wonderful life. #

850
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:52,160
Damn, she got lucky.

851
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,600
Sorry?
Nothing.

852
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,040
I'm telling you, sir,
it's not Roopi Sethi.

853
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,560
How can you be sure?
I spent weeks with her.

854
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:08,040
There's no way she's the murderer.
No motive, no evidence, nothing.

855
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,240
You can't rule her out
just because you fancy her, Murthy.

856
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:14,840
Forensics found a small hair
in the sweet Mrs Goldman was eating.

857
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,880
We need a DNA sample from Roopi now.
Can I have a word, Chief?

858
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,160
MURTHY: Namaste, Aunty.
MRS SETHI: Namaste.

859
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,640
We're not going to be late. I've got
three new cases at work tomorrow.

860
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,200
You all enjoy. Have a nice time.
Thank you.

861
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,280
I've left my phone.

862
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:40,280
KEBAB WOMAN: That top is too low.
CURRY MAN: She's looking damn hot.

863
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,120
LINDA: I could murder a pizza.

864
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,760
KEBAB WOMAN: Why does she have
to show everything?

865
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,280
MRS GOLDMAN: She looks nice.

866
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,800
I am totally serious.

867
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,640
I can read foreheads.

868
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,840
Does it work...

869
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,120
if you've had botox?

870
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,520
Does my forehead look big in this?

871
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,000
SNIGGERS
OK.

872
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:33,600
Tense.

873
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,280
You both are not very good
at being straight.

874
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,920
Are you saying Googly's
a bent copper?

875
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,920
It's Raj, Roops, Raj.

876
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:48,160
I'm not saying he's bent,
but I am seeing something.

877
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,240
What?

878
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,320
What can you see?

879
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,320
Are you hiding something from us?

880
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,200
Well, yeah, we can't go revealing
all to you women.

881
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,280
Where's the romance in that?

882
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,800
OK. I admit it.

883
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,760
I have had botox.

884
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,360
Wine?

885
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,600
So, Dev, your families seem
to have hit it off well.

886
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,440
Actually, it was perfect.

887
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,840
We're all looking forward
to the engagement party.

888
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,560
Dev's parents are putting up
a huge marquee in the garden.

889
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,960
And we've set a date
for the wedding.

890
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,840
Spring wedding.

891
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:45,600
We've discussed a spring wedding.
We love...

892
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,120
Dev, honey.
Remember what our charts recommend?

893
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:56,200
Wedding day.
14th March, 11:45am GMT.

894
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:03,480
The charts also say I should
give up meat and shave my head

895
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:07,200
so our marriage will be auspicious,
but that's a lot to ask, darling.

896
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,960
I need to use the ladies'.

897
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,280
ROOPI: Ahem!

898
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:26,920
Excuse me.

899
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:35,000
(Why are you pushing so hard,
Linda?)

900
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,600
I've asked you a thousand times.
Please stop calling me Linda.

901
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:42,440
I'm Gitali. My luck won't work
if you don't use the "G".

902
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,760
But you're forcing it.

903
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,920
What happened to the carefree
ballsy girl I used to know?

904
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,880
He's my destiny.
Linda...

905
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,440
Look, I'm not going to be stuck as
Assistant Head of Human Resources

906
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,920
at Ealing Town Hall
for the rest of my life.

907
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,320
He just needs a little bit
of prodding.

908
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,280
DEV: Waiter.

909
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,720
The Barolo. This no good.

910
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,360
You miss two episodes
and it has all changed.

911
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,360
The brothers look different.
She killed the brother.

912
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:25,160
MRS SETHI:
'I think his wife is in on it.

913
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,440
'But nobody else.'

914
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,840
Wife? Don't say we've missed one.

915
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,040
Get back out there,
see if she's still on her own.

916
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:46,760
DRAMATIC MUSIC ON TV

917
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,520
It's so sad.

918
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:52,400
You watch this for fun?!

919
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,280
I know who did it.

920
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,520
MRS SETHI: '"I know who did it.'

921
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,800
She's on her own watching telly.
I can see her from the window.

922
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,720
If she's on her own,
who's she talking to?

923
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,400
She's a nutter.

924
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,840
Talks to herself all the time.

925
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:24,680
Oh, my God.

926
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,240
ALL SCREAM

927
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,840
LAUGHS UPROARIOUSLY

928
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,080
What are you doing?

929
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:39,480
I'm DJ-ing this private party.
Why don't you get a proper job?

930
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,160
When are you going
to get some responsibility?

931
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,680
You're sounding like
a broken record.

932
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:48,200
Can I count on you to look after
your sister when I'm gone?

933
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:51,600
Why are you talking like that, Mum?

934
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,760
What are you worried about?
You're as strong as an ox.

935
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:02,560
If I die tomorrow,
will you look after your sister?

936
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,640
You're scaring me now, Mum.

937
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:09,760
I'm going to be late tonight, so
if you need anything call my mobile.

938
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,440
Come sit down.
THUNDERCLAPS

939
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,360
MURTHY: It's like a monsoon.
Roops, seriously, wait.

940
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,840
LAUGHTER AND SQUEALING

941
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,520
Hey, Mum.

942
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,680
So wet.

943
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,200
SCREAMS

944
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:46,480
LINDA: Aunty.

945
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,880
Your aura has got so dark.

946
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:57,160
I feel five spirits around you.
I'm going to remove them.

947
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:03,240
SMYTHE: Five murders, five spirits.
I knew it. There's a connection.

948
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:06,680
I'm going to do
a spiritual cleansing.

949
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,160
Dev, move the table. Move it.

950
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,000
Don't do this, Linda.
It's OK.

951
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,040
What's a cleansing?

952
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,360
She's going to remove us.
Do you think she'll help us move on?

953
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,720
Could be, could be.
Yes.

954
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,720
KEBAB WOMAN:
God, forgive my mistakes.

955
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:28,080
I became bitter because
my mother-in-law was the same to me.

956
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:32,520
Please, bring me back as a cat
that never has to lift a finger.

957
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:35,280
This is it, we are leaving.

958
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,880
ROLLING PIN WOMAN:
Wait, don't leave without me.

959
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,200
Please, God, give me good sperm
in the next life

960
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,040
so my wife won't leave again.

961
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,880
LINDA CHANTS

962
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,920
RUMBLING
YELLING

963
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,840
MRS GOLDMAN: There's a good boy.

964
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,720
Stop it. You're upsetting Mum.

965
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:20,320
I am sorry.
Why are you sorry, Mum?

966
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:41,200
Why haven't the DNA results
come back from the lab yet?

967
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,040
You can't rush forensics.

968
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,240
See ya, Guv.
Ta-ra.

969
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:48,240
I only got that evidence
to prove Roopi isn't the murderer.

970
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:50,600
We need to start looking
at other suspects.

971
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,080
What do you think we've been doing?
500 interviews and not a bean.

972
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,560
My arse is on the line
and so's yours.

973
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,080
We know the murderer cooks,
Roopi hates cooking.

974
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,600
She won't even make chapatis.

975
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,080
She sees it as a symbol of women's
oppression.

976
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,480
And the rest of the family?

977
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,920
Brother's a waster.
He's harmless, no motive.

978
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:10,280
What about the mother?
You are joking?

979
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,600
Women like Aunty couldn't hurt a fly.

980
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,880
We can't stop investigating
this family.

981
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:18,440
They knew all the victims.
We've got nothing else.

982
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,320
Keep seeing Roopi.

983
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,320
Go to that engagement party.

984
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:26,040
Wear a wire.
She's bound to let something slip.

985
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,280
I'm bringing the mother in.

986
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,680
So...

987
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:38,120
..we've been watching you,
Mrs Sethi.
Why would you be watching me, sir?

988
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:43,960
It's odd that your family happens
to know all the murder victims.

989
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,000
Say you didn't know all of them.

990
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,120
I didn't know all of them, sir.

991
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:51,520
Where were you on
Friday, February 6th?

992
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,000
The night Mr and Mrs Chopra
were killed.

993
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,680
Stay calm. My sister Rita Juj
was having a party in Stanmore.

994
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,040
Say you were there.

995
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,800
I was in Stanmore at a party
given by Ritu Juj.

996
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:12,160
What about Wednesday February 18th?
The night Manjit Kaur was murdered.

997
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,760
KEBAB WOMAN:
You were out shopping at B&Q.

998
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:20,320
I was shopping at B&Q
off the Hayes bypass.

999
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,440
On Wednesday they give
ten% discount to seniors.

1000
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:24,520
What did you buy?

1001
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,600
NAAN MAN: Say nothing,
or they will check receipts.

1002
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:29,920
Go on.

1003
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,160
What did you buy?

1004
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,080
MRS GOLDMAN: Say you were
looking for a clothes dryer.

1005
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,920
£19.99, steel finish,
but they were out of stock.

1006
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,120
Nothing.

1007
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,920
I was looking for a clothes dryer,
steel finish.

1008
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,240
But they were out of stock.

1009
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,960
CURRY MAN: OK, but they
won't be fooled for ever.

1010
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:52,280
Murthy has to marry Roopi
or we have to find another plan.

1011
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,240
And fast.

1012
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,840
BHANGRA MUSIC

1013
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,840
RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

1014
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,040
Oi, garcon.

1015
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,320
Thank you.

1016
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:55,760
You sure this is cool, bruv?

1017
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:57,560
This is what they do in the villages

1018
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:00,440
when they want the families
to laugh with each other.

1019
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:03,240
Ganja pakoras.
Wee pakora.

1020
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,640
Don't mind if I do.
Thank you very much.

1021
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,440
You're welcome, sexy.

1022
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,840
Another one?
Go on then. Might as well.

1023
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,320
Engagement day.

1024
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,360
APPLAUSE AND DRUMMING

1025
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,920
LINDA SCREAMS

1026
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:17,000
Oh, my God, she's freaking out.

1027
01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:19,480
What's happened?

1028
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,320
She saw us.
Eh?

1029
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:24,160
CURRY MAN: She sensed my energy.

1030
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,320
I've still got it.
Could she see us?

1031
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:33,760
Can you not see that?
The drummers?

1032
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:35,040
Look.

1033
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,360
I'm going to go and get Mum.

1034
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:42,840
Mrs Sethi?
Where's she gone?

1035
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,520
Jazz, have you seen Mum?
No.

1036
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:50,360
Why's Linda freaking out?
Probably one of my ganja pakoras.

1037
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,760
You didn't! Did you?
Yeah.

1038
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:56,320
You idiot.
Googs is here. He's a cop, you know.

1039
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:58,880
Throw the rest away.

1040
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:07,120
Ooh, sorry.

1041
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,760
Dev, come on.

1042
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:13,560
Chillax, Aunty. It's all good vibes.

1043
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:16,880
It was my stupid brother's fault.
He made bhang pakoras.

1044
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,760
Ganja?

1045
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,640
Let's get you some air.

1046
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:28,040
Did you see the look on
Aunty's face?

1047
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:33,920
Have a seat, come here.

1048
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:39,360
It's all right, don't worry.

1049
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,560
Oh, no. Do you feel sick?

1050
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:45,960
Yeah.

1051
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,720
But it's not the pakoras.
What?

1052
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,960
I think I'm making
a terrible mistake.

1053
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,160
Here, today, with all of this.

1054
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:58,920
Jeez.
You're just realising this now?

1055
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:01,200
I've been thinking it for weeks.

1056
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:04,840
I hoped it was just nerves.
It probably is.

1057
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,520
The ganja's not helping.

1058
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,320
Gitali is not my soulmate.

1059
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,040
I think you are.

1060
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,360
Dev, what are you doing?

1061
01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:21,080
I don't know. I'm sorry.

1062
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:24,480
It just felt so right.
Why did you agree to marry Linda?

1063
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:27,600
Typical bullshit.
I was worried I was getting past it.

1064
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:31,600
Pressure from my folks. I really
did like her at first in India.

1065
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:34,520
But she's changed.

1066
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:38,040
I feel more connected to you
just in these last few weeks.

1067
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:39,120
KEBAB WOMAN: Yes!

1068
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,320
Here's our plan B.
She has two husband options now.

1069
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:45,360
Oh my God, Dev. You're a "D".

1070
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:49,880
Linda was right.
Don't start on that.

1071
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,640
Just be real.

1072
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,000
Look at the two of us.

1073
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,760
We always get on.

1074
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:57,360
You make me laugh.

1075
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,960
We're both Punjabis.

1076
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:02,400
It's the perfect match.

1077
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,800
You really feel that?
Yeah.

1078
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:09,040
My folks, they really like her.

1079
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,520
Even like the fact that
she's English.

1080
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,680
Because she's beautiful.
And I'm not.

1081
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,120
Yeah. No!

1082
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:20,960
I mean I don't care...
what you look like.

1083
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:26,000
OK, forget that husband option.

1084
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,120
Why say all this now?

1085
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:30,480
You think I'm going
to throw myself at some guy

1086
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,960
who's going to break
my best friend's heart?

1087
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,800
INDISTINCT RECORDING PLAYS

1088
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,400
'You think I'm going
to throw myself at some guy

1089
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:42,600
'who's going to break
my best friend's heart?'

1090
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:43,640
What is happening?

1091
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,320
Googs.

1092
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:49,960
What are you doing?

1093
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:53,360
My iPhone's acting up.
It turned itself on.

1094
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,560
Why are you recording
my conversation?

1095
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:57,480
There goes the other husband option.

1096
01:10:57,480 --> 01:11:01,320
No, I wasn't.
I had to make a phone call.

1097
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:03,800
Are you still investigating me?

1098
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,280
Roopi, let me explain.

1099
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:11,040
You are. You're here undercover.
Bugging my conversations.

1100
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,840
And I thought we were actually
having a nice time together.

1101
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:21,640
How stupid am I?

1102
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:24,880
I was having a nice time.
Stop it.

1103
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,480
I really thought my luck
had changed.

1104
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:36,600
I thought I'd been through all
the humiliation I possibly could.

1105
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,880
You've taken it to an all-time low.

1106
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,320
Thank you...

1107
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,040
for reminding me that
the only way someone like you

1108
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:47,920
would ever go out with me
is if he was forced to.

1109
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:59,400
Roopi, wait. I don't want to marry
Linda, I want to marry YOU!

1110
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:00,880
EVERYONE GASPS

1111
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:04,720
MUSIC DIES OUT

1112
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:08,400
ROOM FALLS SILENT

1113
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:18,880
YELLS: No!

1114
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,360
It's not true.

1115
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,400
No!

1116
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:26,640
So is this why you didn't want
to set a wedding date?

1117
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,880
Gitali, please.

1118
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:35,880
Numerologist. Our charts, our
foreheads, it's all just rubbish.

1119
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:40,520
Maybe we make our own fate.

1120
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:42,000
I'm sorry.

1121
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:53,120
No, ma'am, please.
Linda. What are you doing?

1122
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:56,080
No. He's not worth it.

1123
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,280
Don't do this.
Just hand it back to me. Linda.

1124
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,640
Gitali.

1125
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,680
Maybe we could sit down.

1126
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:07,240
Have a drink, talk about this, huh?

1127
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,400
No, Gitali.

1128
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,480
Give... Give me the bowl.

1129
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,040
Give me the bowl, Gitali.

1130
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:18,640
Give me the bowl. Give me this.

1131
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:23,600
EVERYONE EXCLAIMS

1132
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:39,680
REVERBERATING SCREAM

1133
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:47,600
DEEP RUMBLING

1134
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:51,880
THUNDERCLAPS
SCREAMING

1135
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:56,400
Stop, Linda!

1136
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:14,040
CORKS POPPING

1137
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:03,040
ELECTRICAL PULSING

1138
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:09,920
SPIRITS SCREAM

1139
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:44,520
DEV: No, Gitali.

1140
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:56,360
SPIRITS SIGH AND GROAN

1141
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:03,120
LINDA: ROOPI!

1142
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,440
It's OK.

1143
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,160
He's not the one for you.

1144
01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:14,040
He's not good enough
for my best mate Linda.

1145
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:15,600
Gitali.

1146
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:21,040
It's Linda.

1147
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:25,640
I'm Linda.

1148
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:27,760
Yeah.
I'm Linda. Linda.

1149
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:44,840
MAN: Has she stopped?

1150
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:48,320
Feel a bit better now.
Mm.

1151
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:51,640
I could really do with a bath,
actually.

1152
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,720
It's a real mess in here, innit?

1153
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:57,200
So, you got your cover blown.

1154
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:01,360
That's... That's genius.
Please don't take me off the team.

1155
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:05,360
Too late. Smythe's already done it.
I need answers.

1156
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:07,360
You let your feelings
get in the way.

1157
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:10,800
I'm going after Roopi now, like we
should have done from the start.

1158
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,240
Why don't we have the DNA results?
They'd prove Roopi's innocence.

1159
01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:16,600
We've had them for days,
they're negative.

1160
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:18,560
What?

1161
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,880
Don't go over there, Murthy.

1162
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:29,240
Because the DNA didn't match
doesn't mean she's not the murderer.

1163
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:32,200
You'll compromise our case.
You should have told me.

1164
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,400
I couldn't trust you.

1165
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,680
You put her before
the investigation.

1166
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:46,840
He loves her.
He's come back for her.

1167
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,720
Googly?

1168
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:52,880
Namaste, Aunty.
I have to talk to Roopi.

1169
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:54,480
Well done.

1170
01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:58,200
Yes, come in. She's inside.
Thank you.

1171
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:02,320
Let them work it out.

1172
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:04,440
CURRY MAN: What's he up to?

1173
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:08,440
Don't let him get in the way.

1174
01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:11,640
KEBAB WOMAN: What's he doing, huh?
Mr Nasty.

1175
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:15,120
I don't trust him.
He's up to something.

1176
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,800
What's he looking for?

1177
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,040
He's going in the back.

1178
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:28,480
ROLLING PIN WOMAN: Come quickly.

1179
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:42,680
What are you doing?

1180
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:45,440
This is my house.
What are you doing here?

1181
01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:48,640
I'm stopping Murthy making
the biggest mistake of his life.

1182
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:52,320
He keeps trying to protect her.
He's proposing to her.

1183
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:54,680
Ah, good.

1184
01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:00,080
I can't let him marry a murderer.
She's not a murderer.

1185
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:02,240
Now...!
Please.

1186
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:04,400
Now, now, Mrs Sethi.
Please let them be.

1187
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:08,440
Don't make me harm you.
Calm down.

1188
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,200
SPIRITS GASP

1189
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:16,080
My God.

1190
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:19,160
It's you.

1191
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:23,520
Put down the shears.

1192
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,440
I don't want to harm you.
Put down the shears.

1193
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:27,040
Please.

1194
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:30,280
HE GROANS

1195
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:37,720
Look at that.

1196
01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:38,960
MILO BARKS

1197
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,200
What happened? Where's Googly?

1198
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:46,520
He asked me to marry him.

1199
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:49,040
That is wonderful.

1200
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:51,720
So why are you looking upset?

1201
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,480
Because I said no.

1202
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:56,600
Why?
Mum!

1203
01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:01,280
He was spying on me.
He wanted to arrest me.

1204
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:03,600
Tell her it was the other one
that was after her.

1205
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,120
He was trying to protect her.

1206
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:09,840
He was only trying to protect you.
Why would you think that?

1207
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:13,640
Because...his boss told me.

1208
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:14,800
What?

1209
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,880
When did you speak to his boss?

1210
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:24,040
They...took me for questioning.
What?

1211
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,880
Why, Mum?
Keep going, panji, keep going.

1212
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,280
Murthy loves her.
Anyone can see that.

1213
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,120
Help her see the truth.

1214
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:37,520
Roopi.

1215
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:40,240
Sometimes things
don't always make sense.

1216
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:44,240
But deep inside you know
what's right and what's wrong.

1217
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:47,720
Trust me, beti.
Googly is the one for you.

1218
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:51,280
Don't let him go
or you will always regret it.

1219
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:07,280
Googs!

1220
01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:10,880
TYRES SCREECH

1221
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:57,360
Mazel tov.

1222
01:21:57,360 --> 01:21:58,840
JAZZ: Mum!

1223
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:01,720
JAZZ: Mum!

1224
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:09,120
See, even fat people can find love.
Of course.

1225
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:10,240
Why not?
Why not?

1226
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:16,000
What's all the noise about?
Your sister is getting married.

1227
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,000
No way.

1228
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,000
Come and see what's happening
outside.

1229
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,240
Cool, one minute. Stay there.

1230
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:48,520
What's this?

1231
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:55,000
I earned it DJ-ing. I've been
saving it for Roopi's wedding.

1232
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:59,800
Oh, my puta.

1233
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,840
What are you crying for, Mum?

1234
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:08,880
She's finally getting married.

1235
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:12,920
MUSIC AND CHEERING

1236
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:36,320
She looks beautiful.

1237
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:47,640
Well, this whole thing
is ridiculous.

1238
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:51,800
I can't think of a worse motive
in criminal history.

1239
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:31,000
PEOPLE GASP
CHATTER

1240
01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:33,520
Call a doctor!

1241
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,480
MONITOR BEEPS

1242
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:57,280
So, she never told you, huh?

1243
01:24:57,280 --> 01:25:00,560
She didn't tell anyone.
It's a real shame.

1244
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,840
Sadly there's not much
we can do now.

1245
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:06,360
Cancer was diagnosed months ago.

1246
01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:09,720
Why didn't you tell us, Mum?
We could have got you treatment.

1247
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:11,640
I wanted to be with my husband.

1248
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,560
There's nothing left for me...

1249
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:18,320
..except to see you
find a husband...

1250
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:21,320
as good as your father.

1251
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:24,560
Can I speak to Mrs Sethi's children
outside, please?

1252
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:27,600
Thank you.

1253
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:38,760
I have something for you.

1254
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:45,040
From the garden.
Finally.

1255
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:46,840
Please don't tell Roopi.

1256
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,120
It would kill her.

1257
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:59,000
But you do know
that you broke the law.

1258
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,240
Big time.
SPIRITS: We don't mind.

1259
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:04,200
Yes, we do. She's a murderer.
She deserves to be punished.

1260
01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:07,080
You be quiet. You were an accident.
You killed yourself.

1261
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:10,040
We're the real victims
and do we mind? No.

1262
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:12,080
You can't let her get away
with this.

1263
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:17,520
Roopi is like our own daughter now.
Tell him, don't let her suffer.

1264
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:19,320
She's been the best daughter, too.

1265
01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:21,680
Don't let him take away
Roopi's happiness.

1266
01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:24,000
Tell him for God's sake,
before she comes in.

1267
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:28,080
NAAN MAN: Everything we did wrong
you helped us put right with her.

1268
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:29,920
I'm sorry I called her moto.

1269
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:33,120
But you made me a much better man
in death than I ever was in life.

1270
01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:43,520
Mum. What happened?

1271
01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:46,000
What did she say?

1272
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:49,160
She said she wants me to make you
the happiest woman alive.

1273
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:52,440
I promised her I'll do
everything I can to do it.

1274
01:26:55,920 --> 01:26:57,360
Mum.

1275
01:26:57,360 --> 01:27:01,440
We've been discussing with the
doctor about a life support machine.

1276
01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:02,680
SPIRITS: No!

1277
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:09,000
No, Doctor. Please let me go
peacefully. I'm happy now.

1278
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:10,960
Of course.

1279
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:16,960
Don't be afraid, panji,
it won't hurt.

1280
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:19,680
We did it and we're all fine.

1281
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:22,640
You'll see your husband and
I'll finally get to see my Abe.

1282
01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:26,640
NAAN MAN: So you really want to come
back as my wife in the next life?

1283
01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:28,120
I do.

1284
01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:31,120
All I need's another couple of
lifetimes to figure out women

1285
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,880
and I'll be set.

1286
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:36,480
What's she smiling at?

1287
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:42,280
Mum?

1288
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:46,560
Mum?

1289
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:52,880
MONITOR FLATLINES

1290
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:00,560
ANGELIC MUSIC

1291
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:16,400
MAN: Song one, take one.
One, two, three, four.

1292
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:20,200
MUSIC: "Stayin' Alive Desified" by
Bally Sagoo feat. Stayin' Alive UK

1293
01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:21,800
LAUGHTER

1294
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:28,960
# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

1295
01:29:28,960 --> 01:29:32,720
# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

1296
01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:34,920
# You can tell by the way
I use my walk

1297
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,160
# I'm a woman's man, no time to talk

1298
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:39,160
# Music loud and women warm

1299
01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:41,240
# I've been kicked around
since I was born

1300
01:29:41,240 --> 01:29:45,600
# And now it's all right, it's OK
You may look the other way

1301
01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:49,240
# We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

1302
01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:52,040
# Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother

1303
01:29:52,040 --> 01:29:53,880
# You're staying alive
Stayin' alive

1304
01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:56,360
# Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'

1305
01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:58,320
# And we're stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

1306
01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:02,520
# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

1307
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:11,440
# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive

1308
01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:21,080
# Well now I get low and I get high
And if I can't either, I really try

1309
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,080
# Got the wings of heaven on my shoes

1310
01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:25,200
# I'm a dancin' man
and I just can't lose

1311
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:29,600
# You know it's all right, it's OK
I'll live to see another day

1312
01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:33,400
# We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

1313
01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:36,040
# Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother

1314
01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:37,960
# You're stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

1315
01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:40,280
# Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'

1316
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,320
# And we're stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

1317
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:46,480
# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

1318
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:56,040
# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive... #

1319
01:30:56,040 --> 01:30:58,800
This is G... Guy Heeley.

1320
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:03,440
# ..You're going nowhere

1321
01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:06,160
# Somebody help me

1322
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:08,320
# Somebody help me, yeah

1323
01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:15,800
# I'm going nowhere
Somebody help me, yeah... #

1324
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:19,680
And to the left. And to the right.

1325
01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:23,840
# ..Oh, you can tell by the way
I use my walk

1326
01:31:23,840 --> 01:31:26,200
# I'm a woman's man
No time to talk

1327
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:27,840
# Music loud and women warm... #

1328
01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:30,320
CAST AND CREW CHEER

1329
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:34,520
# ..You know it's all right, it's OK
You may look the other way

1330
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:38,320
# We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

1331
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:40,960
# Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother

1332
01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:42,920
# You're stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

1333
01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:47,200
# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive
Stayin' alive

1334
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,720
# Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive. #

1335
01:31:51,960 --> 01:31:54,440
MUSIC: "It's Love" by Mica Paris

1336
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:07,160
# I can't believe this is happening

1337
01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:10,800
# Am I dreaming or is this real?

1338
01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:13,160
# Like the breath of spring

1339
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:15,560
# The love you bring

1340
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:19,000
# Boy, you rescued me

1341
01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:24,160
# Cos I was sad and lonely

1342
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:26,440
# I lost my way

1343
01:32:26,440 --> 01:32:29,960
# Invisible but you noticed me

1344
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:34,800
# I can't believe my dream's standing

1345
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:37,120
# In front of me

1346
01:32:37,120 --> 01:32:39,280
# Yeah

1347
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:41,320
# It's love

1348
01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:43,720
# Is this possible?

1349
01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:46,200
# I don't know

1350
01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:50,920
# I don't know what he sees in me

1351
01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:53,320
# I will love you

1352
01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:55,720
# In this life

1353
01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:58,720
# And I will love you for always... #