1 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:25,880 Why couldn't she have been a fucking smoker? 2 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:29,786 This has nothing to do with her being in such wonderful shape. 3 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,355 The cause of our trouble was our inability to come up with a drug... 4 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:37,226 ...short of paint thinner, that would be at least somewhat novel to her system. 5 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,956 She's built up a tolerance to everything. 6 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,197 A tolerance? She's taking her fucking afternoon nap. 7 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:44,529 Shut up, lgby! 8 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:46,327 We're fine. 9 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:04,079 It's all the fucking tennis. 10 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:17,627 It's almost 6:00. 11 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,275 Igby. 12 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,341 They'll do it. I don't know what it is, but I know they'll do it. 13 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:41,217 -Let's all drink to Bay State-- -Let's drink to Julia. Have you met her yet? 14 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:43,255 If she's anything like her sister.... 15 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:48,557 We'll drink to Johnny and Julia and Bay State Power and love and happiness and.... 16 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:50,896 Here you are. 17 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,432 For the love of Pete, it's the Witch and Dopey. 18 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:57,694 I've never been up here before. It's awfully quaint, isn't it? 19 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:58,862 We like it. 20 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:01,799 Dad, when are you going back to work? 21 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:04,602 Soon. 22 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:07,036 -You're not really sick anymore. -No. 23 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,707 Not really sick. 24 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:13,718 But not completely well. Not yet, I don't think. 25 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:17,479 -When will you be better? -ln the spring. 26 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,625 -The spring? -I'm no good in the winter. 27 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,755 These gray days... 28 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,128 ...they're so sad. 29 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:27,765 What about next winter? 30 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:56,528 Jason, tell me, dearest, are you planning on bathing this week? 31 00:04:57,196 --> 00:04:58,356 I beg your pardon? 32 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,524 It seems to have slipped your mind last week. 33 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,034 -But I'm not dirty. -No... 34 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:08,271 ...dirty, I mean, you've done nothing that'd make you dirty for quite some time now. 35 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,342 But you do reek, darling, of tobacco, from your... 36 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:15,711 ...yellow toenails to your yellow fingernails to your yellow teeth... 37 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,545 ...to your yellow hair. 38 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,618 Sorry to have offended. 39 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,078 Me? 40 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,519 A piece of gristle. 41 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:31,825 Not on an empty stomach, dear. 42 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:40,870 Excuse me. 43 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:14,030 Boys, your mother was quite right to have chastised me. 44 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:18,109 Good personal hygiene... 45 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:22,876 ...is one of the most essential disciplines a man can have... 46 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:25,076 ...in this world. 47 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:27,616 Chin-chin! 48 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:44,164 Don't indulge him anymore. 49 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,797 How can anyone be afraid of a clown? 50 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:48,367 Just leave him. 51 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:52,434 C'mon, old man. This is no way to be on your birthday. 52 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,075 Everybody's gone home. 53 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:03,053 There's nobody left downstairs. It's just you and me, now. 54 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:07,381 Hey. 55 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:12,022 It's just you and me, old man. 56 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,783 If Heaven is such a wonderful place... 57 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,291 ...then how was getting crucified such a big fucking sacrifice? 58 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:54,303 Mrs. Slocumb, it's wonderful to see you again. 59 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:55,768 I hope you drove. 60 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:59,141 No more beautiful place on God's earth... 61 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,442 ...than Connecticut at Christmas time. 62 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:04,642 -Oliver drove me down from the city. -Please. 63 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:08,451 Congratulations on Oliver. 64 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,115 I hear he's already established himself... 65 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,182 ...as the cream of the Columbia freshman crop. 66 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:18,356 We do take a lot of pride in seeing our boys succeed. 67 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,161 But of course, we're here to discuss... 68 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:22,696 ...Igby. 69 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:30,040 Honor roll? You flunked everything. Not even a 'D' in art this time. 70 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:32,873 -Did you enjoy making me look like a fool? -I dunno. 71 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,172 You don't know? 72 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:37,339 Poor Mrs. Slocumb doesn't have a clue what old lgby is up to. 73 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,351 -Dithering, foolish lady. Did you enjoy that? -I dunno. 74 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:42,545 -I beg your pardon? -No! 75 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:46,023 Then what are you? A pathological liar? 76 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:47,683 I don't know. 77 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,285 You don't know? Liar! You little liar! 78 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:54,697 How dare you! And where were you when your brother was flunking out of school? 79 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,257 I was in college. 80 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,496 Igby is not my fault. 81 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,997 Did you even, for a second... 82 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:05,134 ...think about how this reflects upon me? 83 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:06,769 No. 84 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:13,214 I am not going to go through this again. You had a chance. You flunked everything. 85 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,481 That's almost impressive. It really is. 86 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,921 You know what's going to happen to you now, mister? 87 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:22,222 Do you know where your sterling performance is going to take you now... 88 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,020 ...Iittle man? 89 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,994 Choate? 90 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:33,628 -Cadet report! -Oh, shit! 91 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:35,974 Second watch is early. 92 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,034 Lights out! 93 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,704 In your bunks! 94 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:45,140 You heard him. Let's go! 95 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:49,453 All right, Mr. Patterson, lights out! 96 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:53,183 What part of "lights out" don't you understand? 97 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:57,720 -Turtle! The spray! -ln your bunk, Mistletoe! 98 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,700 All right, Fredrick, you know the rules. 99 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,670 Turtle! 100 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,941 Both of you, lights out! In your bunks! 101 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:46,907 This is your godfather, Igby. Are you listening to me? 102 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:51,109 This is the best thing that could have happened to you, military school. 103 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:55,051 To get out of that comfortable world you were raised in. Strike out on your own. 104 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:59,057 You know those East Coast country club schools do you no good in the real world. 105 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:02,087 It might be tough now, but it's gonna make you tough. 106 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:05,426 Unlike the rest of your coddled contemporaries. 107 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:06,890 Fire! 108 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,505 And lgby goes down. 109 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,479 I bet you've made some real buddies. 110 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,376 Haven't you? 111 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:28,579 Igby has buddies. 112 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,746 -Haven't you got buddies? -Many. 113 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,553 You have that buddy with the cute little name. 114 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:37,323 -That little buddy, Tortoise. -Turtle. 115 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:39,792 Turtle? 116 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,057 Turtle. 117 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,395 He was my best buddy. 118 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,197 Then his rifle backfired and blew his face off. 119 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:48,339 We all learned a lesson about weapon maintenance that day. 120 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:49,999 Why didn't the school inform me? 121 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,668 It wasn't the school's fault. 122 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:53,411 They were great about it. 123 00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,606 Paid for the dry-cleaning and everything. 124 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,171 Not because they had to... 125 00:11:57,249 --> 00:12:00,412 ...but because it was the right thing to do. 126 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:06,018 I believe that certain people in life are meant to fall by the wayside... 127 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,887 ...to serve as warnings for the rest of us. Signposts along the way. 128 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:10,986 To where? 129 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:14,660 Success. 130 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:20,262 Our father would be a "slippery when schizophrenic" sign, for instance. 131 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,409 Along the highway of life. 132 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,569 This summer... 133 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,209 ...I want you to come and work for me. 134 00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:35,714 Work with my crew. Renovate some of my New York properties. 135 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,620 You up to bein' exploited by your old pal this summer? 136 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,162 -What do you say? -Stay at your Hamptons summer house? 137 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,029 -On the weekends. -I'm your man, sir. 138 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,534 Good! 139 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:56,868 -When are you headed back to the academy? -0700 tomorrow morning, sir. 140 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,532 Sorry. 141 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:43,887 "This letter is to inform you, the recipient, that my son... 142 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,415 "...the bearer of this letter... 143 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:50,519 -"...has permission to use my credit card--" -You can take your break now, Kevin. 144 00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:51,654 Thank you. 145 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,459 -May I help you, son? -I need a room. 146 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,327 And you have a reservation? 147 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,530 -I assume my mother made one. -Under her name? 148 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,635 -This is your mother? -Yep. 149 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,013 No reservation under that name. 150 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,511 That is so typical. 151 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,713 -ln town looking at schools, are you? -Colleges. 152 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:20,015 She had to fly home. I have a brother, a teenager. Bit of a problem. 153 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,053 Every family has one. 154 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,260 What colleges are you lookin' at, son? 155 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:26,931 All of 'em, really. 156 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,926 Just so long as it's here. Here in the Midwest. 157 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,129 I hear ya. 158 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:39,102 Hello, is Georgie there? He isn't? 159 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:43,409 This is Mr. Slocumb, Georgie's favorite teacher from the academy. 160 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,515 Who are you? 161 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,713 Really? I didn't know Georgie had a sister. 162 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,286 I'm in town for a little while... 163 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,723 ...at the O'Hare Hilton. 164 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,227 Listen, what are you up to? 165 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,126 But I'm an incredibly cool and young teacher. 166 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,806 Why? How old are you? 167 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,101 Really? 168 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,469 You sound older than 11. 169 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,206 You're right. It's probably the cigarettes. 170 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:20,845 Hello? 171 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,248 Mimi Slocumb, please. 172 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,618 This is she. 173 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,452 I'm calling from the O'Hare Hilton. 174 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:46,408 Hi. 175 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:50,078 You can stand at attention there, Slocumb. 176 00:15:56,689 --> 00:16:01,023 What exactly do you think you're doing here? 177 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,820 The Ritz-Carlton was full. 178 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:10,662 You know I'm very tense these days, very anxious about all of lgby's trouble. 179 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:15,435 My son in drug camp, for God's sake, and then you make me so very cross. 180 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:19,671 And I take the trouble to tell you specifically what I require... 181 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,679 -...a half a grapefruit and-- -Mimi. 182 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,009 Let's.... 183 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,573 Let's get off the maid. 184 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,811 Help! 185 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,853 Super Cadet has got this big smile on his face. 186 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,786 No one takes him seriously. 187 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,920 No one knows that he's been expelled that morning. 188 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,191 They scream... 189 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,958 ..."jump," and surprise... 190 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,365 ...he does a swan dive onto the pavement. 191 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:47,962 You can still see the stain in the pavement where his head popped open. 192 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:53,408 Every morning, I used that blotch to know where to line up for breakfast formation. 193 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,306 Do you contemplate suicide? 194 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:57,775 Constantly. 195 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,508 You totally missed the point of my story. 196 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,383 -Have l? -Completely. 197 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:06,083 It's about the hypocrisy of the place, which I couldn't tolerate. 198 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:09,093 You let me do my job, and you do yours. 199 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,753 I'm trying to fucking help you. 200 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,660 -You think I need help? -Apparently. 201 00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:16,132 You think that I don't know how to do my job? 202 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:20,194 No offense, but how good could you be, working at this place? 203 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:24,003 You know, I can only be as effective as you allow me to be. 204 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,010 Just tried to help you with my story. 205 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,706 How did you feel about what the boy did? 206 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:33,741 I feel like he should've really reconsidered his fucking options, don't you? 207 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,344 -What are your options? -I don't know yet. 208 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,952 Who were you trying to hurt with the pills? 209 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:43,484 Nobody. I was improvising as I went. I actually didn't give it a lot of thought. 210 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:47,293 I think that you are much more aware than even you realize. 211 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,891 Yeah? Well, you're an idiot, so-- 212 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,494 What the fuck are you doing? 213 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,233 I don't like being called an idiot. 214 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,673 You prick! You can't fucking hit me! 215 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:04,113 Next fall, you'll be starting at yet another school. 216 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,877 Are you gonna try to make an effort this time around? 217 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,217 I'm considering my options. 218 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:20,555 Am I to understand you have four separate doctors, all writing you prescriptions? 219 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:21,826 It's a point of convenience. 220 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,494 With no knowledge of what the others are prescribing! 221 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,697 My dear man, I assure you, I need my peppies. 222 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,900 Perhaps if you cut down on the Valium and the sleeping pills... 223 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:33,001 -...you'd have more energy. -Without them I get very tense. 224 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:36,411 You get tense because you pop speed like candy. 225 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:40,709 -Bad Mrs. Slocumb. -I beg your pardon. 226 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:44,847 Patients actually tolerate this cheeky-little-shit routine of yours? 227 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,652 Find it cute, do they? 228 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,027 -Mrs. Slocumb-- -Out! 229 00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,036 -I'm not well. -You mean literally? 230 00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:02,300 Yes, literally. They've run tests. 231 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,533 This doesn't seem so bad. 232 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:09,138 As nice a place as any to spend the spring. Round out your rough edges. 233 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,511 This'll do for ya. 234 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:14,245 I still want you to come and work for me this summer. 235 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,512 Stay with Bunny and me at the summer house. What do you think? 236 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:20,953 Now, listen, the reason that Mimi... 237 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,988 ...your mother, hasn't been able to... 238 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:27,455 ...visit you.... I'm sure she wanted to. She went to the... 239 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:31,697 ...hospital for a bit of a rest, and they discovered something else. 240 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,466 Something rather bad. 241 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:38,704 She's getting treatment for it. Everybody's damn confident she'll be fine, but.... 242 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,303 You know what mastectomy is? 243 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,777 Your house.... 244 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,585 It's on the beach, right? 245 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,450 Contract. 246 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:54,651 It's a contract. See, families should be run like companies... 247 00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:58,218 ...with everybody's responsibilities clearly defined. 248 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,322 Children, at the age of reason... 249 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:04,233 ...should be provided with legal representation and a contract drawn up. 250 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,405 All the best relationships are based on contracts. 251 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,702 Bunny and I have a contract. 252 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,039 Now that you're gonna come and work for me... 253 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,771 ...we're gonna have one. 254 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,843 And that piece of paper is your clean slate. 255 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,290 You know, you could just take a later shuttle back to DC. 256 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,589 I'm past the worst of it, I think. 257 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:34,856 I'm meeting that dean from St. Anthony's, McKaye... 258 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:38,896 ...in the morning, to beg him to admit your brother this fall. 259 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:41,163 A mother's work is never done. 260 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,868 -D.H. is collecting lgby today? -Yeah. 261 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,709 He's picking him up from "the camp." 262 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:50,441 What a great investment that has proven to be. 263 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,784 Getting to hear, for two months, on a weekly basis... 264 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,879 ...just how much my son hates me. 265 00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:00,925 That's always been one of his favorite topics of conversation. 266 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:05,157 His creation was an act of animosity. Why shouldn't his life be one? 267 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:16,169 Listen, Ollie, this summer, lgby's going to bunk with you at Columbia during the week. 268 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,471 You both can go to the Hamptons on the weekends. 269 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,067 Of course. 270 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,012 I'll baby-sit lgby all summer long. 271 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:26,278 You know, you have been a very bad older brother. 272 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,421 And yet you're the one he hates. 273 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,921 Basically, it's like reverse Darwinism. 274 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:40,931 A situation in which a less evolved species... 275 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:44,901 ...is better equipped to survive than a more evolved creature. 276 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:50,139 Which, if you think about it, isn't really reverse Darwinism, so much as... 277 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,472 ...bigger-picture Darwinism, if you will. 278 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:54,771 What? 279 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,815 -Tommy? -Yeah. 280 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,953 What's happening? Did you hear that? We were out there for.... 281 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:14,521 -What are you doing? -Nothing. 282 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:17,397 Did you hear the locks? It needs oil... 283 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,300 -...or something. -I'll fix that. 284 00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:23,740 Look at this guy. Look at this strapping young working hunk of manhood. 285 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,970 That's my godson, lgby. 286 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,439 Ever hear that name, "lgby"? 287 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,972 It's funny. You met his brother at the office the other day. 288 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:35,014 How you doin'? 289 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,281 Good. 290 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,793 How you doin'? 291 00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:45,456 You're doin' "well." 292 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,933 How's the work comin' along there, stud? 293 00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:57,366 -Well? -Do we need this wall? 294 00:22:57,943 --> 00:23:00,173 Three thousand square feet over! 295 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:05,516 You got the new plumbing. What do you call, risers, so we have very.... 296 00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:07,381 We've got 27 windows. 297 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,354 What are you doing, you little reptile? 298 00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:13,813 Look at this. 299 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,403 Hi, honey! 300 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,852 It's not that cold out here. 301 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:22,754 No. 302 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:25,191 Who are you? 303 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:26,556 Sookie. 304 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,099 -Sookie? -Sookie Sapperstein. 305 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,293 Yeah? 306 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,061 Yeah. 307 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,767 Are you somebody's daughter? 308 00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:39,570 I'm somebody's daughter. 309 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,509 I mean somebody here at this party. 310 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:43,438 No. 311 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,339 Then why are you here? 312 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:48,280 I'm with the catering company. 313 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,220 The woman hired us for the party. 314 00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:52,552 Why do you think I'm dressed like a figure skater? 315 00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,386 Bunny hired you. 316 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,385 She's my godmother. 317 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:03,693 Actually, she's not. Her husband, D.H. Banes... 318 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:05,536 ...he's my godfather. 319 00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:07,765 Are those cloves? 320 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:11,033 Outstanding! Can I bum one? 321 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,104 No. 322 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,884 Got a light? 323 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,388 And a cigarette? 324 00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:38,361 Rachel, I see you've met the boys. 325 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:39,763 We've already met. 326 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:42,739 Bunny, Rachel is the choreographer I was telling you about... 327 00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:47,403 ...who's renting that commercial space from us down in SoHo, using it as a studio. 328 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,470 -Remember? -How wonderful. 329 00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:52,149 Boys.... 330 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,112 It's so wonderful you could come and stay. 331 00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:02,124 -lgby, I could just eat you with a spoon. -Don't. 332 00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:07,389 -Now, when did you get out of camp? -Two months ago. 333 00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:11,026 I've been working for D.H. all summer. That's why I'm here every weekend. 334 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:14,594 My wife is the philanthropist of the family. 335 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:16,834 Especially fond of dance, aren't you dear? 336 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,376 D.H., look. Pull around. 337 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:20,836 Here we go. 338 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:25,679 -We have guests behind us. -The guests. I see. 339 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:30,081 Are you two in school or something? 340 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,687 I'm at Columbia, and as far as this year's challenge for lgby... 341 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:37,489 ...we're still waiting to hear back from this fun parochial school in DC. 342 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:40,531 -"Perchance to dream." -He's done the Protestant circuit. 343 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:44,262 Mom must have some photos of the head priest with an altar boy for them... 344 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,031 ...to even be considering lgby. 345 00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:51,399 -We're all at a bit of a loss as to-- -Whenever I'm at a loss, I dip into Rilke. 346 00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:56,147 Rilke? That tortures me. 347 00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:59,973 Every Christmas, some asshole gives me this copy of Young Poet... 348 00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:04,283 ...with this patronizing note on the flap about how it's supposed to change my life. 349 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:07,917 -Maybe you should read it before judging it. -I'm pretty confident. 350 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:10,223 After all, one of the copies was from you. 351 00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:13,464 I'm Oliver, and this is my little brother, lgby. 352 00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:15,226 What kind of a name is "lgby"? 353 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:19,326 It's the kind of a name that someone named Sookie is in no position to question. 354 00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:20,462 Sookie? 355 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,139 -Where do you go to school? -Bennington. 356 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:25,403 Ollie's majoring in Neo-Fascism at Columbia. 357 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,240 -Economics. -Semantics. 358 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,573 -What's your major? -Attitude. 359 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,315 -I've gotta get back to the bar. -That's where I'm headed. 360 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:35,376 Catch you kids later. 361 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,959 D.H. brings you up a lot. 362 00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:44,018 -Captain Charisma is my godfather. -I know. 363 00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:47,064 So, if something horrible, God forbid... 364 00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:50,226 ...were to befall my mother, I would live with him and Bunny. 365 00:27:50,301 --> 00:27:53,668 -I know what godparents are. -You're ripping apart my potential home. 366 00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:57,469 -My being here offends you? -Your being here is great. 367 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:01,145 -I had no choice. -No, really. I think you're great. 368 00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:02,201 Thank you. 369 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:04,915 It's him bringing you here that tortures me. 370 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:09,143 I love the fact that the captain of the morality team invites his chick... 371 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:13,748 ...to the same party as his wife, who isn't the sharpest tool in the shed anymore. 372 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:18,194 And what's more, none of their supposed mutual friends protects her. 373 00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:22,790 None of them bats a fucking eyelash at his hypocrisy. I love that, I really do. 374 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:26,200 Embrace your moral hypocrisy, D.H. Go for it. 375 00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:32,875 -But me you're okay with. -Honestly. 376 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:34,678 Listen, you know what? 377 00:28:34,946 --> 00:28:38,473 If you're ever in the city, you should pop by the loft. 378 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,881 We're done working on it. 379 00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:44,077 I know. 380 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,316 No worries, Mother. Igby is on his way to the airport. 381 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:15,644 The driver's been briefed to take him directly to LaGuardia. 382 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,814 He'll be in St. Anthony's loving custody by this afternoon. 383 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,359 And happy birthday, Mother. 384 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:24,358 Much love. 385 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:25,888 Sir? 386 00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:29,291 It's my mother's birthday today, and I forgot. 387 00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,392 Is there any way that... 388 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:34,070 ...we could just... 389 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,903 ...make a quick stop in the city somewhere, so... 390 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:38,769 ...I can get her something? 391 00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:40,741 She'd be so surprised. 392 00:30:05,236 --> 00:30:06,669 Can I help you? 393 00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:08,297 Hey. 394 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,167 You remember me? From the Hamptons John Birch Cotillion. 395 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,111 Yeah. How you doin'? 396 00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:18,180 Come on in. 397 00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:22,016 So, you said you'd come by and you did. A month later. 398 00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:27,023 -Love what you've done with the space. -I love what the space has done to her. 399 00:30:27,725 --> 00:30:30,159 -lgby. -This is my friend, Russel. 400 00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:31,490 -Hi. -Hi. 401 00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:34,493 -lgby is D.H.'s.... -Godson. 402 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,396 -Russel's just-- -What? 403 00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:42,362 He's just a brilliant artist. 404 00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:45,399 So, what are you doing here? 405 00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:46,534 Celebrating. 406 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:48,904 St. Anthony's accepted me. 407 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:51,473 Congratulations? 408 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,945 I'm on the lam. 409 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:56,881 -You want to stay here? -lf there's enough room. 410 00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:58,889 You can't stay here. 411 00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:02,688 I don't even live here. I rent this space to work in. I work here. 412 00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,318 I pay rent. D.H. doesn't even know you're here? 413 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:06,920 It's kind of awkward. 414 00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:08,154 Great. 415 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:12,062 I don't know what you're gonna do, because there isn't an extra key... 416 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,832 ...and only D.H. can get them made, so.... 417 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:24,708 There's an extra key on the windowsill in the hallway, the landing outside the door. 418 00:31:24,782 --> 00:31:26,943 But it has to be here when D.H. needs it. 419 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:29,350 -Why would D.H. need it? -Fuck you! 420 00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:32,312 You can stay here for a couple days and that's it. 421 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:36,959 Contrary to popular belief, D.H. is my landlord. 422 00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:40,259 I'm an established artist. I work here. My projects are supported. 423 00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:44,495 I can't afford to fuck up my relationship with my landlord. Do you understand? 424 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,127 So, let yourself in and out... 425 00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:48,570 ...with the key, but each time he reaches for it... 426 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,369 -...it's there waiting for him. -Sure. 427 00:31:50,441 --> 00:31:53,706 I don't wanna know you're here or see any traces of you in here. 428 00:31:53,778 --> 00:31:54,802 Gotcha. 429 00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:56,369 For a couple of days. 430 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,618 I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. 431 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:05,886 So, you're an artist? 432 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,488 What kind of art? 433 00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:12,961 What do you mean, "what kind of art"? 434 00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:14,760 I mean do you paint, or what? 435 00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:18,290 I got what you meant, but you obviously didn't get what I meant. 436 00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:22,801 An artist creates art, regardless of what form the canvas takes. 437 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,310 -So, what do you do? Paint? -I'm a performance artist. 438 00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:28,277 So, you don't paint. 439 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:33,851 Rachel thinks that D.H. is going to... 440 00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:37,649 -...Ieave his wifey and set up house with her. -Shut the fuck up, Russel! 441 00:32:37,722 --> 00:32:40,190 What do you think the chances of that are? 442 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:42,624 Moneybuckets, take me away! 443 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:49,156 Could you persuade your godfather into letting me use one of his buildings... 444 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:50,766 ...for one of my pieces? 445 00:32:50,835 --> 00:32:53,360 -What would you want to do with it? -I don't know. 446 00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:55,406 Russel is just, like... 447 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:59,105 ...very brilliant. 448 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:06,383 -How old are you? -I'm 18. 449 00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:09,917 I'm very close to being 18. 450 00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:17,358 -Still no news on lgby? -No. 451 00:33:17,962 --> 00:33:19,224 He will turn up. 452 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:20,691 D.H. is... 453 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:24,867 ...spending more time in New York these days than here in Georgetown, so... 454 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,963 ...he is bound to find him. 455 00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:30,337 You know, listen, I just want you to know that if you should... 456 00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:32,569 ...take a very bad turn... 457 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:37,813 ...death, for instance.... Not to worry about the boys. 458 00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:41,579 D.H. was so excited about having them this summer... 459 00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:44,815 ...and, you know, if we could be surrogates... 460 00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:49,292 ...and help the boys in any way, you know that would make us very happy. 461 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,851 I just want you to know that. 462 00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:55,558 Not to mention the fact that he's.... Over the years, he's invested... 463 00:33:55,633 --> 00:34:00,570 ...an awful lot emotionally and, well, financially into the boys. 464 00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:03,474 Igby's tuition and such. 465 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,509 I mean, where else would you turn? 466 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:07,210 Jason? 467 00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:09,341 Handsome. 468 00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:12,211 -Handsome, sad Jason... -Shut up. 469 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:15,548 ...who so depleted your finances and your options. 470 00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:18,646 I mean, the sacrifices you've made to the boys... 471 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,453 ...I'm just, well, how.... 472 00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:24,290 -How did you do it? -Stirrups and a turkey baster. 473 00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:37,974 -Bunny? -Yeah? 474 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,871 You are a feeble woman. 475 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:57,458 Did I hear Mimi? 476 00:34:58,396 --> 00:34:59,886 She's just freshening up. 477 00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:01,326 She's freshening up? 478 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,392 Mimi? 479 00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:05,997 Did she leave, D.H.? 480 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,568 Without saying goodbye? 481 00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:10,230 She did leave a note. 482 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:12,339 Of course she did. 483 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:13,940 Sweet Mimi! 484 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,516 Can't you hit D.H. up for some bucks? 485 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,449 I'd ask him myself, but I'm not having sex with him. 486 00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:27,047 -Fuck you. Get a job. -Please! 487 00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:30,183 Things have become fragile with D.H. 488 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,195 What things? 489 00:35:33,698 --> 00:35:34,722 Me. 490 00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:36,225 Russel! 491 00:35:39,203 --> 00:35:42,366 You're not even paying rent. All you really need is pocket cash. 492 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,702 I have needs. 493 00:35:43,774 --> 00:35:46,174 Russel's always looking for assistants for projects. 494 00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:49,077 I'm sure he'd throw you work as a favor to me. He loves me. 495 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:51,377 Where the fuck are you? 496 00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:53,178 On one of his artworks? 497 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,553 -Shit! -Catch! 498 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:17,672 I know you. You're that boy from the Hamptons party. 499 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:20,702 Iggy? 500 00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:24,175 I met you at your uncle's party. 501 00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:27,112 Igby. He's my godfather. Leave me alone. 502 00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:29,277 Igby. 503 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:30,644 What? 504 00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:31,983 Dime bag. 505 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,589 That got your attention. 506 00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:38,990 Pavlov's pothead. 507 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:42,299 I hear the sound of a bong clink and my eyes begin to water. 508 00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:43,833 That's funny. 509 00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:46,493 Thanks. 510 00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:48,332 The park? 511 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,631 Yeah. 512 00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:54,505 You can't guard me, Mindy! 513 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:57,073 C'mon, where'd it go? 514 00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:58,439 Oh, shit! 515 00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:01,144 -You bitch! -My ball, cuntface! 516 00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:09,859 -Are you a vegetarian? -Why would you ask that? 517 00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:13,019 I've just never seen anybody roll a joint like that. 518 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:15,897 What does that have to do with being a vegetarian? 519 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,935 They're just so precious. 520 00:37:19,036 --> 00:37:20,526 I roll perfect joints. 521 00:37:20,871 --> 00:37:23,999 -I'm not putting them down. They're great. -Thank you. 522 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:27,875 It's incredible that a human being could make such neat little joints. 523 00:37:27,945 --> 00:37:30,140 You make it sound as if I'm anal or something. 524 00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:33,377 -Just because I can roll a perfect joint. -Not anal. 525 00:37:34,852 --> 00:37:35,841 Vegetarian. 526 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,319 What does that mean? 527 00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:41,484 You don't roll big Rasta spliff joints, do you? 528 00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:45,086 Your joints are like salad joints, not like a big... 529 00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:49,599 ...sloppy, bleeding-cheeseburger- that-you-rip-into-kind-of-a-joint joint. 530 00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:55,004 I guess marijuana isn't a visceral experience for me. 531 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:58,037 -Sex is for me. -Right. 532 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,976 Okay, so I am a vegetarian. But for purely moral reasons. 533 00:38:08,252 --> 00:38:10,948 I thought you went to school at Brandeis or someplace. 534 00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:12,546 Bennington. I do. 535 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:15,615 -Why aren't you there? -I took a semester off. 536 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,191 I needed time to recuperate. 537 00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:19,627 From what? 538 00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:25,600 Entenmann's cookies, beer, diet pills, tension... 539 00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:27,569 ...Iife. 540 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:30,603 My dad's been recuperating for six years. 541 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:32,735 What do you mean? 542 00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:35,435 From life. Nothing. 543 00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:39,374 Let's go. 544 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:44,321 You've come a long way, baby. 545 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,092 You're funny. 546 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:08,209 Hello, I'm Lt. Ernest Smith from Pershing Academy. 547 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:11,339 -I'm here to ask about a-- -Those are fabulous. 548 00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:13,843 -Where did you get them? -The army. 549 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,482 See, I'm regular army. 550 00:39:15,653 --> 00:39:19,111 Mrs. Slocumb found out I was stationed in New Jersey now... 551 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:23,718 ...so she just thought that maybe lgby, since he worked here this summer.... 552 00:39:24,261 --> 00:39:25,728 Can I have these? 553 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,799 No. 554 00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:34,599 I'm asking about lgby Slocumb! 555 00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:41,374 Anne Frank, the soldiers are gone. Come out and play. 556 00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:53,782 Yum, with three "M"s. 557 00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:59,990 You have a huge crush on me, don't you? 558 00:40:00,264 --> 00:40:01,288 Fuck off. 559 00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:05,134 How's your brother doing these days? 560 00:40:05,269 --> 00:40:09,069 -I don't have a brother. I'm an only child. -Oliver's your brother, I thought. 561 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,301 -He is, and yet.... -And yet what? 562 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:14,503 I was about to say that we were both raised only children, but... 563 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:16,910 ...that sounds like something you would say. 564 00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:19,005 What do you do? 565 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:20,977 I'm preparing to leave. 566 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,549 Where do you want to go? 567 00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:24,449 Far away. 568 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,750 I was thinking about joining the Peace Corps. 569 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,559 Go on my Razor's Edge experience. 570 00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:32,253 Discover the meaning of life. 571 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,192 Whatever. 572 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,928 You need at least three years of college to join the Peace Corps, don't you? 573 00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:39,026 You do? 574 00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:41,600 Yeah. I had a friend at school who joined. 575 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,907 That could be a slight snag. 576 00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:46,442 I haven't even gotten around to taking my GED yet. 577 00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:49,035 -So take it. -I gotta go to Hackensack. 578 00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:52,478 So go! Stop procrastinating. It's almost Christmas. 579 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:56,943 Not going to New Jersey isn't procrastinating. It's common sense. 580 00:40:57,555 --> 00:40:59,546 -Do you want me to go with you? -No. 581 00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:01,084 I will. 582 00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:05,818 All right, that'd be great. 583 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,828 Why aren't you in school now? 584 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:09,557 Sheer ingenuity. 585 00:41:10,701 --> 00:41:12,168 You're funny. 586 00:41:13,170 --> 00:41:16,606 Instead of saying that someone or something is funny... 587 00:41:17,007 --> 00:41:19,032 ...why don't you just laugh? 588 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,243 -ls that better? -Much. 589 00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:29,848 -Gosh, I've never been to a hideout before. -Shut up. 590 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,739 My boy... 591 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,681 ...you look a bit... 592 00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:02,943 ...peaked. 593 00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:05,212 I don't feel peaked. 594 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,396 Say... 595 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,004 ...give your.... 596 00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:23,301 Give your mother a call. 597 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,673 Let her know you're alive, yes? 598 00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:37,780 You need to eat some red meat, my boy. 599 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:40,715 You're all pale. 600 00:42:54,805 --> 00:42:57,330 I didn't know he was here. The key was on the window. 601 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,205 We had lunch. I let him in. 602 00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:02,177 How was I supposed to know that? It wasn't my fault. 603 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,409 -We had an agreement. You fucked up. -lt wasn't my fault. 604 00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:07,015 You fucking idiot! 605 00:43:07,952 --> 00:43:09,283 So.... 606 00:43:10,487 --> 00:43:12,682 I guess you have to pay rent this month. 607 00:43:19,463 --> 00:43:21,021 Rachel, stop. 608 00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:45,485 She's a... 609 00:43:45,856 --> 00:43:48,222 ...dancer who doesn't dance, and... 610 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,886 ...her friend is a painter who doesn't paint. 611 00:43:51,228 --> 00:43:54,789 It's kind of a boho version of Island of the Lost Toys. 612 00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:59,664 And she's a lot stronger than she looks. 613 00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:54,948 I broke my butt! 614 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:08,471 You know what I think about when I'm this close to another body? 615 00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:12,305 I think... 616 00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:14,672 ...one day... 617 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,510 ...at one moment... 618 00:45:18,315 --> 00:45:22,581 ...this body that I'm holding in my arms will stop breathing... 619 00:45:23,587 --> 00:45:25,248 ...stop living... 620 00:45:25,789 --> 00:45:27,120 ...just... 621 00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:29,384 ...stop. 622 00:45:32,262 --> 00:45:37,461 One day, you'll see my name in the obits and you'll remember this moment. 623 00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:41,997 You're a real fuckin' upper. 624 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,201 How did you end up at military school? 625 00:45:45,509 --> 00:45:46,669 Mimi. 626 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,609 -Mimi? -My mother. 627 00:45:49,146 --> 00:45:51,205 You call your mother "Mimi"? 628 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,580 "Heinous One" is a bit cumbersome. 629 00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:54,878 Right. 630 00:45:54,952 --> 00:45:56,920 "Medea" was already taken. 631 00:45:59,456 --> 00:46:02,186 Your mother sent you to military school? 632 00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:08,194 In all fairness to her, I did get kicked out of most of the schools on the East Coast. 633 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:15,027 Still, I just assumed that military school was an empty threat, like with most parents. 634 00:46:15,839 --> 00:46:17,568 She called that bluff. 635 00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:20,805 Do you resent her for sending you there? 636 00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:22,510 I'm glad I went. 637 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:24,875 It made everything clear to me. 638 00:46:25,682 --> 00:46:27,013 Like what? 639 00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:29,649 The fight. 640 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,150 -15 minutes. -Okay. 641 00:46:32,222 --> 00:46:35,350 Downstairs, dressed, waiting for your father, in 15 minutes... 642 00:46:35,425 --> 00:46:36,653 ...or you're taking the bus. 643 00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:37,785 I know. 644 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,702 Dad? 645 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:32,436 You see... 646 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:34,836 ...Igby... 647 00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:38,240 ...I feel this... 648 00:48:38,448 --> 00:48:39,710 ...great... 649 00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:43,580 ...pressure... 650 00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:46,980 ...coming down on me. 651 00:48:48,892 --> 00:48:53,261 It's just constantly coming down on me... 652 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,299 ...crushing me. 653 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:18,685 You make it sound sinister. That's what good schools are for, to shape you... 654 00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:22,518 ...not brainwash you in some evil, Orwellian way, or... 655 00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:25,093 ...squash you into something you're not, but.... 656 00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:28,996 I know my mother teaches metaphysical poetry at Vassar. 657 00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:30,397 I really believe she tries-- 658 00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:34,460 My father went through the system and it told him what he was supposed to want. 659 00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:36,398 He achieved everything, and... 660 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,502 ...then in his 40s, he flipped. 661 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:40,803 What did he really want? 662 00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:43,677 Sunny days. 663 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:47,613 Now Dad is in the Maryland Home for the Befuddled. 664 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,719 Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 665 00:49:52,089 --> 00:49:54,614 So, you're never going back to school? 666 00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:58,556 What are you planning to do with your life, lgby? Just kill time until-- 667 00:49:58,628 --> 00:50:00,721 My nervous breakdown comes along? 668 00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:07,702 Is your father dead? 669 00:50:08,071 --> 00:50:09,868 No, why? 670 00:50:10,474 --> 00:50:14,934 'Cause when I talked about mine, you didn't feel obligated to compare and contrast. 671 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:17,340 He's a theologian. 672 00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:21,175 A Jewish theologian and a metaphysical poetess. 673 00:50:22,052 --> 00:50:23,246 Doesn't explain you. 674 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,753 What would? 675 00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:27,019 Cross-dressing psychoanalysts? 676 00:50:27,424 --> 00:50:28,755 Heroin junkies? 677 00:50:29,092 --> 00:50:30,855 -I don't know. -Thanks. 678 00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:34,019 My parents... 679 00:50:34,631 --> 00:50:35,962 ...were two... 680 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:39,025 ...very idealistic, incredibly bright... 681 00:50:39,603 --> 00:50:40,763 ...narcissists. 682 00:50:41,671 --> 00:50:43,366 I was like their vanity project. 683 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,635 -Oh, my God. -What? 684 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,233 You torture me. 685 00:50:47,744 --> 00:50:49,507 I was adopted, okay? 686 00:50:49,579 --> 00:50:51,342 That would explain everything. 687 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,510 'Cause, I mean, how many Vassar professors... 688 00:50:54,584 --> 00:50:59,214 ...and intellectual theologians beget nymphomaniacal... 689 00:50:59,289 --> 00:51:01,257 ...pseudo-bohemian J.A.P.s? 690 00:51:01,758 --> 00:51:04,090 Actually, a lot, probably, right? 691 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:08,796 I'm not a J.A.P. 692 00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:28,674 -Good morning. I'm Oliver. We met at the-- -Right. 693 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,687 At that party in the Hamptons. 694 00:51:31,955 --> 00:51:35,584 -You're the fascist brother. -He prefers "Young Republican." 695 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:41,890 I'm Sookie. 696 00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:44,558 Excuse me. I've got to.... 697 00:51:44,634 --> 00:51:46,397 I'm sorry. 698 00:51:51,575 --> 00:51:54,476 -God, you're pathetic. -Thank you, fuckwit. 699 00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:57,237 D.H. told you I was here? 700 00:51:57,514 --> 00:52:01,644 Your little vacation's about to come to a rather abrupt and severe end. 701 00:52:02,486 --> 00:52:03,919 Come again? 702 00:52:03,987 --> 00:52:05,147 You're still a minor. 703 00:52:05,222 --> 00:52:06,280 So? 704 00:52:06,356 --> 00:52:09,553 Since you're not interested in taking care of your education... 705 00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,617 ...measures are being taken on your behalf. 706 00:52:11,695 --> 00:52:13,060 What measures? 707 00:52:13,363 --> 00:52:15,456 Mom's coming up next weekend. 708 00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:16,924 Great. 709 00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:20,666 -I'm taking my equivalency test on Friday. -Whatever. 710 00:52:20,737 --> 00:52:22,728 I can vouch, because I made the appointment. 711 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,569 -Really? -Really. 712 00:52:25,175 --> 00:52:27,905 Oh, my God! It's almost the afternoon. 713 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,477 Look, it was... 714 00:52:31,081 --> 00:52:34,244 -...nice meeting you. I'm gonna take off. -Where are you headed? 715 00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:36,080 My mom's. Upper East Side. 716 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,849 Me, too. That's where I'm staying. 717 00:52:38,922 --> 00:52:41,015 Amidst the cobwebs and geriatrics. 718 00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:42,285 The geriatrics? 719 00:52:42,359 --> 00:52:45,692 Everyone's inferior to Ollie in some way. Ask him, he'll tell ya. 720 00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:47,127 Let me give you a lift. 721 00:52:47,430 --> 00:52:50,490 It's a write-off for D.H. You can't pass up a free ride. 722 00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:54,131 -Friday? -Friday. 723 00:52:56,306 --> 00:52:57,500 See ya. 724 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,373 It's not his real name. 725 00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:09,981 He had a stuffed bear as a kid, Digby Bear. They were British, I think. 726 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:14,115 And because he always got everything wrong, he called it "lgby." 727 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:18,127 Whenever he committed a crime, he would say, "l didn't do it, lgby did." 728 00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:22,454 And to break him of this habit, being as hip to child psych as she was... 729 00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:26,059 ...Mimi started referring to him as lgby every time he lied. 730 00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:28,434 He lied a lot. 731 00:53:30,974 --> 00:53:34,501 So, you work for your godfather? 732 00:53:34,578 --> 00:53:37,445 Igby's, D.H., who is amazing. 733 00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:40,748 His mind functions only to make money. 734 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:43,781 He thinks he has everything he could possibly want... 735 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:48,085 ...so he walks around acting the way he thinks a happy and content man should act. 736 00:53:48,592 --> 00:53:49,616 He's a parody. 737 00:53:49,693 --> 00:53:54,221 -lf he's a parody, why do you work for him? -He's an obscenely rich parody. 738 00:53:54,297 --> 00:53:57,664 And if he wants to make me in his image, hey. 739 00:53:59,936 --> 00:54:01,927 What does your mother do? 740 00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:06,074 She's a writer, though mostly she just teaches now. 741 00:54:06,142 --> 00:54:07,404 Is she divorced? 742 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:08,803 Never married. 743 00:54:08,878 --> 00:54:10,903 -How come? -Doesn't like men. 744 00:54:11,314 --> 00:54:13,214 -Lesbian. -No. 745 00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:16,641 Just a failed heterosexual. 746 00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:21,988 Listen, thanks for the lift. 747 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,420 Shit! 748 00:54:24,494 --> 00:54:27,054 What, did you lose your wallet? 749 00:54:28,064 --> 00:54:30,464 I don't have the keys to my aunt's apartment. 750 00:54:30,533 --> 00:54:34,492 -The doorman won't let you in? -He's totally senile, never remembers me. 751 00:54:34,571 --> 00:54:36,471 I'll just wait for her. 752 00:54:36,873 --> 00:54:38,306 Wander around. 753 00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:40,434 She'll be in this evening at some point. 754 00:54:40,510 --> 00:54:42,637 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 755 00:54:43,346 --> 00:54:45,814 -Could I use your phone? -Sure. 756 00:54:45,882 --> 00:54:47,577 I mean, God. 757 00:54:47,651 --> 00:54:48,709 Can I get a receipt? 758 00:54:54,557 --> 00:54:55,785 Mimi... 759 00:54:56,693 --> 00:54:59,787 ...had been afraid someone would find something embarrassing. 760 00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:03,463 So up went her little soldier... 761 00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:05,494 ...while she waited downstairs. 762 00:55:06,202 --> 00:55:08,602 This old lady led me to his desk. 763 00:55:09,839 --> 00:55:14,401 And before she left me there, made sure to give me a nice pat on the head. 764 00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:17,068 I wanted to break her fucking hand. 765 00:55:18,348 --> 00:55:22,307 So, I sat down in my father's chair and I started looking in his desk. 766 00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:24,780 Each drawer that I opened was the same. 767 00:55:25,055 --> 00:55:27,319 No books, no pencils... 768 00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:31,554 ...just row upon row of meticulously stacked cigarettes. 769 00:55:31,861 --> 00:55:33,055 Thousands of them. 770 00:55:38,401 --> 00:55:39,891 And all I could think was... 771 00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:43,561 ...not the extent to which my father's sickness had damaged him... 772 00:55:43,740 --> 00:55:44,866 ...but rather: 773 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:46,064 "Gosh... 774 00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:51,043 "...how would somebody do this without anyone in the office being the wiser?" 775 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:56,175 You know, not "my father's so far fucking gone, he ain't never comin' back..." 776 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,514 ...but just: 777 00:56:02,926 --> 00:56:07,056 "How the fuck did he get all of these cigarettes... 778 00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:11,358 "...into this desk?" 779 00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:15,427 You were numb. 780 00:56:20,577 --> 00:56:22,067 Sookie... 781 00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:23,807 ...I am numb. 782 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:14,855 -Everything all right here, folks? You okay? -Great. 783 00:58:15,358 --> 00:58:17,622 Excuse me! I'm sorry. 784 00:58:55,698 --> 00:58:58,667 Do you want me to give this to you or should I hang on to it? 785 00:58:58,735 --> 00:59:01,704 I want you to pin it to my lapel with my mittens and nametag. 786 00:59:01,771 --> 00:59:05,468 -Snippy. No bus-ride treat for you. -Shut up! 787 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:08,941 You're being really immature about this. 788 00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:13,478 If I'm immature, you're prenatal. God, to be impressed by that preppy prick. 789 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,041 We hung out. We're closer in age. 790 00:59:16,119 --> 00:59:18,485 He's your brother. You act like you hate him. 791 00:59:18,688 --> 00:59:19,916 I do! 792 00:59:20,123 --> 00:59:22,648 I do hate him. He's totally hateable. 793 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,453 Evil, niblet fuck. 794 00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:36,069 There's been a misunderstanding. Next fall is not good. 795 00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:39,506 I need my son enrolled this spring. 796 00:59:40,643 --> 00:59:44,170 Have you spoken to his godfather, D.H. Banes? 797 00:59:44,681 --> 00:59:47,548 Igby is his favorite charity. 798 00:59:47,617 --> 00:59:50,552 He's sponsoring the boy, as in, financially. 799 00:59:51,788 --> 00:59:57,158 What do we have to do, then, to make it happen this spring? 800 00:59:58,461 --> 00:59:59,758 You do that. 801 01:00:00,029 --> 01:00:01,826 Thank you very much. 802 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:03,459 Bye-bye. 803 01:00:09,405 --> 01:00:12,704 I'm goin' to California. I need a fuckin' sunny day. 804 01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:14,607 Can I come? 805 01:00:14,978 --> 01:00:16,309 I'm serious. 806 01:00:16,846 --> 01:00:18,677 There's nothing keeping me here. 807 01:00:19,015 --> 01:00:20,380 Except perhaps poverty. 808 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:23,180 -Can't let that stop you. -I can't. 809 01:00:23,853 --> 01:00:26,515 I've always wanted to drive across the country. 810 01:00:26,756 --> 01:00:29,316 -Maybe this summer. -Fuck that. I'm flying. 811 01:00:29,525 --> 01:00:32,016 -I wanna come, asshole. -Good. 812 01:00:33,696 --> 01:00:36,290 'Cause I'd be afraid to go by myself. 813 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:58,011 -May I freshen your drink? -A little baby portion, please. 814 01:01:00,690 --> 01:01:02,089 Bigger baby. 815 01:01:06,963 --> 01:01:08,294 Thank you. 816 01:01:14,971 --> 01:01:16,836 I must say... 817 01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:19,338 ...you have perfected the hobo look. 818 01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:23,704 You didn't buy the suit, did you? Someone left it someplace for you? 819 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:24,872 Dad. 820 01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:26,375 How apropos. 821 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:31,748 I want my money. 822 01:01:32,021 --> 01:01:33,147 My money from Dad. 823 01:01:33,222 --> 01:01:34,917 I'll get it in two years, anyway. 824 01:01:34,991 --> 01:01:38,518 -So you can extend your vacation? -I need it. 825 01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:40,590 You freed it up early for Ollie. 826 01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:45,222 Ollie graduated from high school. He graduated at the top of his class. 827 01:01:45,301 --> 01:01:48,327 He earned it. I'm not gonna subsidize your being a bum. 828 01:01:48,404 --> 01:01:50,463 -It's a moot point, anyhow. -What do you mean? 829 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:54,636 You're assuming Jason provided for you in the same manner he provided for Ollie. 830 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,735 Yes. 831 01:01:55,812 --> 01:01:56,904 He didn't. 832 01:01:57,814 --> 01:01:59,281 You're lying. 833 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:01,610 Darling... 834 01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:04,451 ...why would I lie when I can just say "no"? 835 01:02:08,091 --> 01:02:11,185 I've had a conversation with Mr. McKaye... 836 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:16,197 ...headmaster of St. Anthony's, and in spite of your little disappearing act this fall... 837 01:02:16,999 --> 01:02:21,163 ...he has agreed to admit you after Christmas. 838 01:02:21,237 --> 01:02:23,603 -You'll be boarding there-- -I'm not going back. 839 01:02:23,673 --> 01:02:26,608 I passed the equivalency test. I don't have to go back. 840 01:02:26,876 --> 01:02:31,836 Of course, I don't trust you with the train fare, so if you just look up Ollie... 841 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:35,141 ...tell him that I will reimburse him if he buys your ticket. 842 01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:37,118 -I don't have his number. -D.H. does. 843 01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:41,546 If it had just occurred to me to mention it to Ollie. 844 01:02:41,624 --> 01:02:44,457 I saw him this afternoon, for lunch, with his girlfriend. 845 01:02:44,527 --> 01:02:47,052 In fact, you just missed him, darling, by about... 846 01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:48,960 ...an hour and a half. 847 01:02:50,032 --> 01:02:51,499 His Connecticut one? 848 01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:58,037 Though I rather liked her. This is a new one, a rather attractive New York girl, a... 849 01:02:58,641 --> 01:03:00,040 ...Jewish girl. 850 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:14,382 You've reached my studio. If you want to rent, leave your information after the beep. 851 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:16,254 Otherwise, you know what to do. 852 01:03:17,393 --> 01:03:20,260 Honey? I hope I caught you. 853 01:03:20,329 --> 01:03:23,662 Guess where I am. St. Vincent's Hospital. 854 01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:25,934 We're having a party. 855 01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:29,028 Everybody is here, just fucking everybody. 856 01:03:29,672 --> 01:03:30,969 It's a party. 857 01:03:31,507 --> 01:03:34,305 A bad batch Mama sold you. 858 01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:36,942 But I caught you in time, right? 859 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:40,146 You're not coming to this party, right? 860 01:03:45,021 --> 01:03:46,989 Hello, Bunny? It's Igby. 861 01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:51,057 I'm in New York. Listen, is D.H. there? 862 01:03:51,427 --> 01:03:56,160 Thank you. She was by my place, literally, seconds ago. 863 01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:59,434 She must've used in the cab on the way home. 864 01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:02,928 My God, what's that about, right? 865 01:04:03,606 --> 01:04:06,336 A little patience, girl, huh? 866 01:04:06,909 --> 01:04:10,436 Hi. The doctor said that she's gonna be fine. 867 01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:13,008 Out tomorrow maybe. 868 01:04:13,082 --> 01:04:15,607 Everything's taken care of. Nothing more to do here. 869 01:04:15,818 --> 01:04:19,345 I'm Rachel's friend, Russel. 870 01:04:21,457 --> 01:04:22,481 Hi. 871 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:26,454 Need a lift? Headed back to the loft? 872 01:04:27,129 --> 01:04:30,189 -Yeah. Thanks, D.H. -Please. 873 01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:36,400 I'm sorry I called like that. I didn't know what else to do. 874 01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:39,202 You did the right thing. I'm glad we were on the island. 875 01:04:39,275 --> 01:04:40,572 Good boy. 876 01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:42,641 Very good boy. 877 01:04:52,655 --> 01:04:57,592 You know, I was the best man at your parents' wedding. Did you know that, lgby? 878 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:01,828 The golden couple. That's what the paper called it. 879 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:04,195 My boy. 880 01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:11,038 You know what I think you've been up to? I think you've been pissing... 881 01:05:11,107 --> 01:05:13,200 ...in the well from which you drink. 882 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:16,242 That's what I think you've been up to. 883 01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:42,927 What happened? 884 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,771 Breach of contract. 885 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:47,766 D.H. did this to you? 886 01:05:48,678 --> 01:05:51,806 -I didn't know he could get angry. -He wasn't angry. 887 01:05:51,881 --> 01:05:53,542 He felt obligated. 888 01:05:54,884 --> 01:05:58,411 Not to worry. I doubt it will affect your position as his prime punk. 889 01:05:58,821 --> 01:06:02,985 I think if Gandhi had had to hang out with you for any prolonged period of time... 890 01:06:03,059 --> 01:06:05,527 ...he'd have ended up kicking the shit out of you. 891 01:06:06,295 --> 01:06:07,728 Fuckwit. 892 01:06:08,064 --> 01:06:09,554 Why? 893 01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:10,926 Rachel. 894 01:06:12,468 --> 01:06:13,958 You're screwing Rachel? 895 01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:15,695 You're screwing Rachel? 896 01:06:15,771 --> 01:06:17,966 Where was Rachel when all this was going on? 897 01:06:18,941 --> 01:06:20,135 OD'd. 898 01:06:22,078 --> 01:06:23,841 Is she dead? 899 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,406 St. Vincent's. 900 01:06:28,884 --> 01:06:30,351 Unbelievable. 901 01:06:31,787 --> 01:06:34,153 Mom wanted me to escort you down to DC... 902 01:06:34,223 --> 01:06:37,818 ...and deliver you to St. Anthony's, but you can't travel now. 903 01:06:38,394 --> 01:06:40,191 At least not with me. 904 01:06:41,230 --> 01:06:44,256 I'm not going. I took the equivalency test. 905 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:46,301 -I don't have to go. -Humor her. 906 01:06:46,369 --> 01:06:48,234 Humor me and fuck off. 907 01:06:49,939 --> 01:06:51,839 Apparently, they found another lump. 908 01:06:51,907 --> 01:06:52,896 Good. 909 01:07:07,056 --> 01:07:09,149 Say hello to Sookie for me. 910 01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:22,198 You see... 911 01:07:23,606 --> 01:07:25,096 ...I have this.... 912 01:07:27,443 --> 01:07:28,842 I feel... 913 01:07:29,512 --> 01:07:30,604 ...this... 914 01:07:30,913 --> 01:07:32,312 ...great... 915 01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:35,778 ...pressure... 916 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,381 ...coming down on me. 917 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:43,351 It's crushing me. 918 01:08:00,609 --> 01:08:04,010 It's just you and me, old man. 919 01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:52,350 Are you there? 920 01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:55,660 Oh, my God! 921 01:08:56,699 --> 01:09:00,260 I'm in the shower. Go away. Come back later! 922 01:09:00,336 --> 01:09:03,169 -We've gotta go now. I gotta get out of here. -What? 923 01:09:03,239 --> 01:09:06,936 We gotta go. I know we said the summer, but we gotta go now. 924 01:09:07,243 --> 01:09:09,268 There's something that I have to tell you. 925 01:09:09,345 --> 01:09:11,370 Ollie. I know. 926 01:09:11,447 --> 01:09:15,281 -How soon can you be ready? -I can't go with you. 927 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:17,517 Things have changed. 928 01:09:17,786 --> 01:09:19,583 They haven't. 929 01:09:19,688 --> 01:09:23,215 You're my friend! That hasn't changed, right? 930 01:09:23,292 --> 01:09:26,853 That hasn't changed. But.... 931 01:09:27,296 --> 01:09:29,093 Ollie and I are.... 932 01:09:31,233 --> 01:09:32,723 We're the same age, and-- 933 01:09:36,272 --> 01:09:38,331 Calm down! 934 01:09:38,407 --> 01:09:41,274 This is perfect! This is fucking perfect! 935 01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,970 Sookie Sapperstein and the Young Republican. 936 01:09:44,046 --> 01:09:46,844 -Of course. How natural! -Shut up! 937 01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:48,645 You think you're what he wants? 938 01:09:48,717 --> 01:09:52,016 You think that you fit the picture of how he wants his life to look? 939 01:09:52,087 --> 01:09:55,648 You think that he would bring you back to our mother as a potential wife? 940 01:09:55,724 --> 01:09:57,191 Our mother? 941 01:09:57,293 --> 01:10:00,126 She'd be nice to your face, but the first opportunity... 942 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,061 ...she'd pull him aside and warn him off. 943 01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:05,794 "Mongrel children have such a hard time fitting in, dearest!" 944 01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:07,631 Shut up! 945 01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:10,399 He will lie to you! 946 01:10:10,472 --> 01:10:13,498 He will use you up and marry some inbred... 947 01:10:13,576 --> 01:10:17,376 ...Darien Frau who will beget him all the towheaded brats he can afford. 948 01:10:17,446 --> 01:10:19,004 Go away! 949 01:10:19,081 --> 01:10:21,049 They are rigid and they are cold! 950 01:10:21,116 --> 01:10:25,610 And you don't know they are cold to the fuckin' bone! 951 01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:32,992 I'm not going with you. 952 01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:44,070 I'm scared. 953 01:11:00,222 --> 01:11:03,453 You're just a glutton for fuckin' punishment, aren't you, lgs? 954 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,358 Russel! 955 01:12:21,370 --> 01:12:23,361 I need a job! 956 01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:37,712 Hello? 957 01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,080 Lisa Fiedler's? 958 01:12:40,389 --> 01:12:42,323 I know a girl from Baltimore. 959 01:12:43,325 --> 01:12:44,553 So what? 960 01:12:46,161 --> 01:12:48,061 I know a girl from Baltimore. 961 01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:50,121 What are you talking about? 962 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:54,598 I know a girl from Baltimore! 963 01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:55,931 So do I! 964 01:12:56,338 --> 01:12:59,307 Lisa, there's some guy here for you, but he keeps talking-- 965 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,104 -Who is it? -I don't know. 966 01:13:01,176 --> 01:13:02,939 He's saying something about Baltimore? 967 01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:05,241 -The drugs! -The drugs! 968 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:10,045 It's me. I'm at Fiedler's house. 969 01:13:10,252 --> 01:13:12,948 She wants to know if she can pay with a personal check. 970 01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:15,318 -You have no cash? -No. 971 01:13:15,457 --> 01:13:18,654 I might have enough in travelers' checks and francs. 972 01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:21,287 Her roommate may have enough in travelers' checks. 973 01:13:21,363 --> 01:13:23,263 And francs! 974 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:30,633 Okay. 975 01:13:31,573 --> 01:13:32,597 You'll owe us. 976 01:13:36,011 --> 01:13:39,378 Why don't you make yourself comfortable, guy? I'll be right back. 977 01:13:44,987 --> 01:13:46,045 Miss Piggee? 978 01:13:46,989 --> 01:13:48,456 Yes? 979 01:13:48,624 --> 01:13:49,955 It's lgby. 980 01:13:51,794 --> 01:13:54,627 Ollie Slocumb's younger brother.... 981 01:13:55,798 --> 01:13:58,562 Of course! 982 01:14:00,803 --> 01:14:03,966 How is Ollie? Columbia, right? 983 01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:05,632 Right. 984 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:09,139 We're all hoping that once he's healed from the accident... 985 01:14:09,211 --> 01:14:10,735 ...that he'll be able to... 986 01:14:10,813 --> 01:14:13,475 ...Iead a fairly normal life and be able to go back to a-- 987 01:14:13,549 --> 01:14:14,538 Oh, no! 988 01:14:16,018 --> 01:14:17,178 What happened? 989 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,016 Apparently, as far as anyone can tell... 990 01:14:21,089 --> 01:14:25,185 ...he was 10-speeding a gazillion miles an hour through Central Park... 991 01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:27,922 ...racing with all the other Young Turks. 992 01:14:28,330 --> 01:14:33,290 He apparently caught his own reflection in the handlebar mirror, and became so... 993 01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:36,695 ...aroused by it that he burst his Speedo shorts... 994 01:14:36,772 --> 01:14:40,868 ...which then got caught in the gears and just threw him on his face, splatter. 995 01:14:41,043 --> 01:14:45,480 Luckily, someone had the presence of mind to scrape his face off the pavement... 996 01:14:45,547 --> 01:14:46,878 ...and put it on ice. 997 01:14:46,949 --> 01:14:50,077 -Doctors were able to graft most of it back-- -I'm sorry. 998 01:14:54,022 --> 01:14:55,853 And you.... 999 01:14:57,192 --> 01:14:58,921 This is what you're up to. 1000 01:14:59,361 --> 01:15:01,022 Bigger-picture Darwinism. 1001 01:15:02,965 --> 01:15:04,933 You two know each other. 1002 01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:06,862 Wow! 1003 01:15:08,103 --> 01:15:11,834 Igby Slocumb was in my art class. He was one of my students. 1004 01:15:12,274 --> 01:15:15,835 You used to call me Miss Piggy, didn't you? 1005 01:15:16,144 --> 01:15:17,236 Yeah. 1006 01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:24,883 Do you want me to cut this for you? 1007 01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:31,784 Fuck! 1008 01:15:36,231 --> 01:15:37,323 Lucky Charms? 1009 01:15:37,699 --> 01:15:38,688 What? 1010 01:15:38,767 --> 01:15:41,600 Fuckin' Lucky Charms! 1011 01:15:42,037 --> 01:15:43,561 I don't know. 1012 01:15:53,615 --> 01:15:55,310 Psycho bitch! 1013 01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,548 What did you do with her Lucky Charms? 1014 01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:02,284 Nothing. 1015 01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:06,154 She's a bit upset. 1016 01:16:07,029 --> 01:16:11,432 Her one-woman show wasn't terribly well received at The Pyramid tonight. 1017 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:13,565 Really? 1018 01:16:13,802 --> 01:16:16,430 The world isn't ready for Peeka! 1019 01:16:16,872 --> 01:16:18,703 -No? -I told her. 1020 01:16:19,274 --> 01:16:22,402 Lorna Luft was just too fucking obscure. 1021 01:16:22,711 --> 01:16:24,906 People just think you're doing a bad Liza. 1022 01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:28,673 -I love Lorna. -Me, too. 1023 01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:38,054 Your brother is looking for you. 1024 01:16:41,129 --> 01:16:42,653 Your mom is dying. 1025 01:16:42,764 --> 01:16:43,856 Yeah? 1026 01:16:46,802 --> 01:16:47,791 Yeah. 1027 01:16:49,304 --> 01:16:51,431 You know what you have to think of it as? 1028 01:16:51,506 --> 01:16:52,632 What? 1029 01:16:54,242 --> 01:16:56,403 Like an act of God. 1030 01:16:57,980 --> 01:17:00,574 If there were a God, he'd have acted a lot sooner. 1031 01:17:00,649 --> 01:17:02,776 -What? -Nothing. 1032 01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:07,750 -He left you a ticket. -Excellent. 1033 01:17:07,823 --> 01:17:09,290 It's non-refundable. 1034 01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:11,656 He wanted me to tell you that. 1035 01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:12,952 Dick. 1036 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:45,816 I gotta take a piss. 1037 01:17:56,405 --> 01:17:57,667 Toilet paper? 1038 01:18:00,475 --> 01:18:01,464 Here. 1039 01:18:01,843 --> 01:18:03,003 It's Russel's. 1040 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:06,741 How are you doing? 1041 01:18:07,482 --> 01:18:10,383 I'm pretty sensational, actually. 1042 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,953 And you? 1043 01:18:13,922 --> 01:18:14,946 Good. 1044 01:18:15,657 --> 01:18:16,681 Really. 1045 01:18:17,926 --> 01:18:19,018 But.... 1046 01:18:21,663 --> 01:18:23,290 How is D.H.? 1047 01:18:25,634 --> 01:18:27,101 Does he miss me? 1048 01:18:27,936 --> 01:18:31,099 -I haven't spoken to him since-- -I bet he does. 1049 01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:39,472 You're cute. 1050 01:18:53,762 --> 01:18:54,990 Come on. 1051 01:18:56,865 --> 01:18:57,957 Down. 1052 01:19:08,710 --> 01:19:09,802 What? 1053 01:19:10,712 --> 01:19:12,339 Your poor mother. 1054 01:19:24,793 --> 01:19:27,887 I've been hoarding Seconal like a proper junkie. 1055 01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:29,525 I'm ready. 1056 01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:32,290 It's time to round up your brother. 1057 01:20:12,908 --> 01:20:14,170 What's this? 1058 01:20:14,409 --> 01:20:16,206 An ice-cream sundae. 1059 01:20:17,145 --> 01:20:18,407 I accept. 1060 01:20:22,150 --> 01:20:24,846 I'm going to DC this weekend and kill my mother. 1061 01:20:25,287 --> 01:20:26,686 I'm shocked. 1062 01:20:29,057 --> 01:20:30,547 Ollie called me. 1063 01:20:31,459 --> 01:20:33,484 Apparently, he called everybody. 1064 01:20:33,562 --> 01:20:34,927 Stole your thunder. 1065 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:36,463 Asshole. 1066 01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:42,827 -This must be very hard on you. -Not as fucking hard as it's gonna be on her. 1067 01:20:42,904 --> 01:20:46,237 -You're just angry and confused. -Oh, my God, don't do that to me. 1068 01:20:46,308 --> 01:20:48,538 -What? -Psych 101 me. 1069 01:20:48,610 --> 01:20:51,636 You're a furious boy. I mean, eventually you won't be a boy... 1070 01:20:51,713 --> 01:20:54,409 -...and it'll eat you up. -Furious boy? 1071 01:20:54,716 --> 01:20:58,311 The thought that I'm going to live my life without... 1072 01:20:58,386 --> 01:21:02,288 ...ever having told her to fuck off, is pretty goddamn infuriating. 1073 01:21:16,004 --> 01:21:17,767 Do you hate my guts? 1074 01:21:18,473 --> 01:21:20,065 For a month I did. 1075 01:21:20,275 --> 01:21:22,175 Now you're not even in my top five. 1076 01:21:22,644 --> 01:21:23,736 Good. 1077 01:21:23,945 --> 01:21:25,503 I missed you. 1078 01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:30,312 My life is, I don't know. 1079 01:21:30,518 --> 01:21:32,145 I'm drowning in assholes. 1080 01:21:33,355 --> 01:21:34,947 I'm your friend. 1081 01:21:38,159 --> 01:21:40,059 Listen, after.... 1082 01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:42,922 I'm not coming back. Not to New York. 1083 01:21:43,431 --> 01:21:44,625 I know. 1084 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:49,063 Can we go to your mom's apartment and have sex? 1085 01:21:49,137 --> 01:21:50,126 No! 1086 01:21:50,605 --> 01:21:53,096 You think that'll make you feel better? It won't. 1087 01:21:53,174 --> 01:21:56,268 It'll just make you feel really empty and sad. 1088 01:21:57,445 --> 01:21:59,413 You're better off masturbating. 1089 01:22:05,287 --> 01:22:06,948 Thank you for coming down. 1090 01:22:07,489 --> 01:22:09,821 Didn't want to fuck up my inheritance, did l? 1091 01:22:11,559 --> 01:22:13,527 Ollie has talked to you? 1092 01:22:16,798 --> 01:22:19,289 He explained what is to take place? 1093 01:22:19,434 --> 01:22:23,165 He said something about bludgeoning you with a phone, but he didn't really... 1094 01:22:23,238 --> 01:22:25,103 ...go into specifics. 1095 01:22:33,915 --> 01:22:38,113 The irony is that I took for granted I'd outlive you all. 1096 01:22:38,186 --> 01:22:41,280 You'd think, in this family, that I would be the least likely. 1097 01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:45,422 Jason, happy as a clam. He'll live forever in the institution, you-- 1098 01:22:45,493 --> 01:22:48,519 You know, just because you're dying, I'm not going to apologize. 1099 01:22:48,596 --> 01:22:51,190 Not for anything that I've ever done. 1100 01:22:53,068 --> 01:22:55,263 Why do you want me to be here, Mother? 1101 01:22:57,205 --> 01:22:58,672 Comic relief? 1102 01:23:25,233 --> 01:23:27,030 I'm going for a walk. 1103 01:23:36,378 --> 01:23:39,040 -Ollie, what are you drinking? -Scotch. 1104 01:23:39,414 --> 01:23:40,608 Scotch! 1105 01:23:42,584 --> 01:23:45,519 -I guess D.H. told you. -What? 1106 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:50,086 We've decided to bump all those incredibly prominent and... 1107 01:23:50,158 --> 01:23:54,561 ...terribly chic persons that you were expecting to speak at your memorial, and... 1108 01:23:54,763 --> 01:23:56,924 ...have me speak for two hours or so. 1109 01:23:56,998 --> 01:23:58,761 What a clever idea. 1110 01:23:59,501 --> 01:24:01,799 You do understand, though, don't you, that... 1111 01:24:01,903 --> 01:24:06,704 ...it is customary in a eulogy to at least make reference to the deceased? 1112 01:24:07,008 --> 01:24:08,805 I intend to, Mother. 1113 01:24:09,911 --> 01:24:11,378 Time permitting. 1114 01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:18,481 Are we ready? 1115 01:24:19,921 --> 01:24:21,252 Shall we do this? 1116 01:24:23,591 --> 01:24:27,152 You know, once we start, you must get as much inside you as possible. 1117 01:24:27,228 --> 01:24:29,526 We've been through this. 1118 01:24:30,999 --> 01:24:33,229 I don't want to have to do this again. 1119 01:24:45,447 --> 01:24:49,747 Is that strawberry? I thought the idea was to stop me from vomiting up the poison. 1120 01:24:57,392 --> 01:24:58,552 Wait. 1121 01:25:01,863 --> 01:25:04,559 I take it you know D.H. is your father. 1122 01:25:06,334 --> 01:25:07,358 No. 1123 01:25:07,435 --> 01:25:10,233 Then I'm really glad I told you. 1124 01:25:11,973 --> 01:25:13,702 Make yum-yum. 1125 01:25:33,895 --> 01:25:36,329 Much love, all right? 1126 01:27:02,617 --> 01:27:05,177 C'mon, wake up! 1127 01:27:12,327 --> 01:27:13,954 Come on! 1128 01:27:20,935 --> 01:27:22,266 I'm sorry. 1129 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:54,062 Listen.... 1130 01:27:55,703 --> 01:27:59,264 Do you wanna see the body before they come to collect it? 1131 01:28:08,650 --> 01:28:10,117 I've seen it. 1132 01:28:36,544 --> 01:28:37,704 Excuse me. 1133 01:28:44,652 --> 01:28:46,552 Hello, Mrs. Hathaway? 1134 01:28:47,889 --> 01:28:50,016 This is Jason Slocumb, Jr. 1135 01:28:54,796 --> 01:28:56,525 I'm afraid she can't. 1136 01:28:57,231 --> 01:28:58,755 'Cause she's dead. 1137 01:28:59,133 --> 01:29:02,432 He's always enjoyed being the bearer of bad tidings. 1138 01:29:07,742 --> 01:29:09,972 Hello, Mrs. Bittle. It's lgby. 1139 01:29:11,112 --> 01:29:14,047 -lf you could sign this release. -I'd love to, Mrs. Bittle... 1140 01:29:14,115 --> 01:29:15,639 ...but she's dead. 1141 01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:33,362 Great job. 1142 01:29:33,935 --> 01:29:34,959 Thank you. 1143 01:29:35,470 --> 01:29:36,630 Aunt Penelope? 1144 01:29:37,438 --> 01:29:40,703 -It's lgby. -This all seems to be in order. 1145 01:29:41,609 --> 01:29:43,042 I'm in Washington. 1146 01:29:43,778 --> 01:29:46,770 This is for you and your helpers. 1147 01:29:46,848 --> 01:29:49,783 Thank you very much. That's very generous of you. 1148 01:29:52,587 --> 01:29:55,488 I'm sure she'd love to, Aunt Penelope. 1149 01:29:55,556 --> 01:29:58,024 Except for one thing. 1150 01:30:19,313 --> 01:30:21,679 Yes, Aunt Penelope, I'm sure she was. 1151 01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:24,479 Tuesday. 1152 01:30:24,952 --> 01:30:26,112 Thank you. 1153 01:30:26,988 --> 01:30:28,080 Bye-bye. 1154 01:30:34,796 --> 01:30:36,286 It's ironic... 1155 01:30:38,132 --> 01:30:41,363 ...that the first time in my entire life that I feel... 1156 01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:44,405 ...remotely affectionate toward her is when she's dead. 1157 01:30:47,775 --> 01:30:49,675 You beat up her corpse. 1158 01:30:51,145 --> 01:30:52,669 After that. 1159 01:30:53,614 --> 01:30:56,515 The service is in two days. You can stay in your old room. 1160 01:30:56,584 --> 01:30:58,745 You killed her. You bury her. 1161 01:31:00,455 --> 01:31:01,820 I'm joking. 1162 01:31:03,191 --> 01:31:07,321 Listen, I've got this discount fare, and... 1163 01:31:08,129 --> 01:31:10,427 ...it'd be kinda hypocritical of me. 1164 01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:12,059 You know. 1165 01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:16,399 -You'll handle it like everything else, right? -Right. 1166 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:19,804 You should hate me. 1167 01:31:19,941 --> 01:31:21,169 I don't. 1168 01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:23,436 -You should. -I don't hate you. 1169 01:31:23,578 --> 01:31:25,136 Don't be indulgent. 1170 01:31:25,613 --> 01:31:26,807 Never that. 1171 01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:31,874 -You're going to California? -Yep. The Sunshine State. 1172 01:31:31,953 --> 01:31:34,649 Actually, Florida's the Sunshine State. 1173 01:31:35,022 --> 01:31:36,216 Really? 1174 01:31:38,025 --> 01:31:40,084 Three thousand fuckin' miles away from here. 1175 01:31:40,328 --> 01:31:42,489 Is there a number where we can reach you? 1176 01:31:42,563 --> 01:31:44,030 We? No. 1177 01:31:44,565 --> 01:31:46,362 You'll call when there is. 1178 01:31:52,373 --> 01:31:55,035 There really isn't that much between us, is there? 1179 01:31:55,977 --> 01:31:58,468 Just an ever-diminishing amount of blood. 1180 01:32:02,717 --> 01:32:03,775 Bye. 1181 01:32:08,956 --> 01:32:10,287 Well done.