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You're looking at
the many noble rabbits

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who have served as
the Easter Bunny.

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If you've ever
gotten a basket of candy

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and colored eggs
on Easter morning,

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you have them to thank.

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Yes, even that guy.

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See, every bunny dreams of holding the
title, but not just anyone can do it.

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You have to be majestic.
You have to be dignified.

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You have to be, well, a bunny.

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Or, at least you did.

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Hi. I'm Fred O'Hare,
the first human Easter Bunny.

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Sounds insane, you say?

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It'll make sense once you know
how it all went down.

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E.B.?

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E.B.?

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Where are you?

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Hi, Dad!

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Woohoo!

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Oh! There you are.

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Son! I was thinking.

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You are getting so big, you're
practically a foot tall.

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Over a foot,
if you count the ears.

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I always
count the ears.

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So, how would you like to
go to work with me today?

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Would I?
That sounds awesome.

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I said the same thing when my father
first took me to the factory.

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I didn't use the word "awesome," but...
Down, please.

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Thank you. Go ahead, Son.
Take a look.

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Whoa!

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Look at all that candy.

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Come on, come on.

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See you.

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This is so cool!

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Oh, careful! E.B., welcome
to the Easter Factory.

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This is where we make
all the candy and eggs

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that I deliver to
the children of the world.

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It's pretty impressive,
isn't it?

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It's amazing, Dad!

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I'm glad you like it, because
someday this will all be yours.

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Really?

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Now, come on, Son.
There's so much to see.

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Daddy, what do you
call that thingamajig?

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Ah, the Marshmallow
Chick Machine.

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Loved them since
I was your age.

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When your grand-dad,
the Easter Bunny before me,

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took me on this
very same tour...

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Hello.
Hello, little bunny.

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What are you doing?

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We don't eat the candy.
We make the candy!

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But I thought...
E.B.

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This is my second-in-command,
Carlos.

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It's fine, Carlos. E.B. was, uh, taste-testing.
Isn't that right, Son?

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Yup, I'm taste-testing.
It's great.

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Oh, dear me. No, no.

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Son, we're going to have
to work on your taste.

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Carlos, too much marsh,
not enough mellow.

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Exactly, señor, I was
just going to say that.

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Phil! Too much marsh,
not enough mallow!

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Phil! Phil!

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Phil!

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Hi, boss.

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No dancing on the job!
It's forbidden.

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Yes, sir. I'm very bad.

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I am so sorry, señor.
I will deal with this personally.

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Yes. Easter is right
around the corner, Carlos.

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There is no room for error.
Si, señor.

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Remember this, E.B.,
we can't make any mistakes.

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The entire world
is counting on us.

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This seems hard, Dad.
And I don't know if I can do it.

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Oh, come now.
Don't you worry, Son.

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Yes, it's a big responsibility,
but you'll be ready.

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You'll have to be.

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Why, in a few years you will
pick up the Egg of Destiny

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and receive the magical powers
of the Easter Bunny.

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Now, let's move on.

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Bye, Carlos.

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Okay, ciao.
See you later.

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Enjoy your life of privilege,
little bunny.

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So, how are
my kids doing?

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I had rehearsals for
the Easter play today.

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Oh.

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They usually cast
a boy as Peter Cottontail,

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but they made
an exception for me

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on account of my
singing voice is so strong.

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That's great, honey.

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Sam, how about you?

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Well, I'm up for
a big promotion at work.

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Really? That's terrific.

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Good to hear that two of my
kids are working so hard.

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So, Fred. How did
that job interview go?

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I don't know
about that place, Dad.

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I just don't know if it's
really what I'm looking for.

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Really?
Did they pay money?

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Then it's exactly
what you've been looking for.

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Well, that's just crass.

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What are you nodding for?

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"Dear Fred, as your mother
I have always loved you,

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"and it hurts me
to have to tell you

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"in this way,
but there comes a time

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"when every young man must
grow up and leave the nest. "

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You all prepared statements?

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Fred, we're just doing this
because we love you, Son.

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The Sadeki family
down the street went

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through the same thing
with their son Jordy.

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He just laid on the couch all
day watching court shows,

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but then they had
an intervention,

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and now he works in a pharmacy,
and has an apartment.

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I don't really want
to work at a pharmacy, Mom.

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Well, you need to do something.
You need to get a life.

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You need to get a job
and you need to move out.

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Especially that last one.

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But I did move out.
And I had a job.

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Is it my fault
the company downsized?

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Fred, that was
over a year ago!

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You have to get
back on the horse.

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And you have so
much potential.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Sometimes I
think you adopted me

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because Fred was
such a disappointment.

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Wow.

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Alex, that is
a very hurtful statement.

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You're not denying it.

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Eat your dinner.

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Mom, Dad, I'm trying, okay?
I go on job interviews. I had one today!

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Yes, but it wasn't what you were looking for.
It's always something.

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You didn't like the commute.

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The parking lot was too far
away from the building.

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The man in the cubicle
next to you smelled.

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He smelled.
Fred,

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nothing is ever
good enough for you.

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You don't want me
to settle, do you?

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Settling is fine.

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Dad, when I was a kid,

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you said that when I grew up I
was going to do something great.

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Yes. But now I'm telling you that
you should forget about "great,"

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and settle for
getting any job.

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We should have nudged you out
of the nest a long time ago.

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Baby birds get a nudge.

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Giant birds who never leave,
they get shoved.

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E.B.!

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E.B.!

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Hello, Dad.
So, what do you think?

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Uh, what did I...
It was great! Really kicking.

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But, E.B., shouldn't you be
rehearsing your speech?

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You're about to be
crowned the Easter Bunny

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in front of
3,000 of your peers.

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Uh, yeah, about that.

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Yes?

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LOOK, Dad,

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ever since I was
yea big, it's been,

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"The Easter Bunny
wouldn't do that" and

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"The Easter Bunny
has to be perfect. "

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But I'm not perfect.

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I know that, Son.
But you'll get there, eventually.

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But I'm...

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Listen.
You want me to be this.

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But maybe I'm not this.

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Just maybe, maybe I'm this.

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A Sock?

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Ugh. "

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Yeah, that's right.
I might be a metaphorical sock.

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I might not be
a good enough egg,

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but I might be
the best sock ever.

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I might not cut it
delivering Easter baskets,

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but I might be
great at something else.

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Oh, the drums!
Why, I think that's fine.

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I think it's really nice that you have a hobby.
Everyone should have a hobby.

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It's not a hobby, Dad.

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I want to drum in a band.
I want to see the world.

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E.B., the Easter
Bunny sees the world.

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Every country in one night,
making people of the world happy.

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Really, Dad?
The whole world?

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What about China?

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No!

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Look, it's candy, woman!

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Madam, please.

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All right. So,
we haven't cracked China yet.

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But, for all those that do
believe, you will be there.

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No, Dad. I don't want
to be the Easter Bunny.

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Now, listen to me.

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Four thousand years of
tradition doesn't end

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just because one selfish bunny
doesn't feel like doing it.

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Look. Dad...

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No, E.B., you look!

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You are going to
be the Easter Bunny!

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Now you need to get it together,
get rid of these drums,

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and get your
priorities straight!

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I'll see you out there!

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No, I don't think you will.

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Destination.
Where dreams come true.

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In-flight snack preference.

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Any baggage?
Just emotional.

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I'm sorry, Dad.

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OW!

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I did it.

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Hollywood.

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Right. First order of business,
find a place to stay.

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Perfect.

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Fred, wait, wait, wait! Fred.

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00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:02,273
Did you know
about this, Sam?

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Oh, uh...

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You did.
Okay, look.

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The rules of this
intervention state

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that I am not
supposed to help you, okay?

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00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:11,866
So you can't tell anyone
what I'm about to do.

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00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,285
No! I'm not going to
take money from you.

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00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:16,788
Wasn't going to
give you money.

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We can call it a loan.
Fred, look,

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I got you a job interview
tomorrow at my friend's company.

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I'm a little
slammed tomorrow.

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I know you're not.

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00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:26,047
I'm pretty busy.
No.

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00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:28,049
Look, it's an
entry-level position.

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00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:29,968
Entry-level?
At a video game company!

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00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:34,222
Okay. That's kind of cool.
I know.

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All right, look, if it means
that much to you, I'll swing by.

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00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,645
No, Fred.
You don't "swing by. " Okay?

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You shower, you shave, and you show up.
The three "shs. "

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Come on, Fred. You've
got to start your life.

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Think of this as a reboot.
Right!

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00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,572
It's time.

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00:17:51,823 --> 00:17:53,241
Yeah. You know what?
You're right.

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00:17:54,409 --> 00:17:56,452
In a couple of months,
couple of weeks,

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you're gonna see
a whole new Fred.

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Yeah. By Easter.
Easter is in two weeks.

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By Easter, I'm going to have a new
job, a new place, a new life.

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00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:06,171
Great!
Okay.

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00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,965
Now if you'll excuse me,

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I'm going to go
sleep in my car.

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Fred, listen.

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My boss is on vacation for a few
weeks and he asked me to house-sit.

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Nobody ever asks
me to house-sit.

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00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:19,350
I know.
It's so weird.

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00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,060
Anyway, he has dogs,

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and you know I'm scared of
dogs, so take over for me.

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00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:27,734
Wait. Your boss lives in
a big mansion, right?

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00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:29,027
Yes, in Beverly Hills.

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00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:31,029
And he loves his house
more than he loves his kids.

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So you have
to behave. Okay?

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Do not touch anything.
Do not break anything.

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00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:36,326
Do not go upstairs!

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00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:37,619
Wait, what's upstairs?

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00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:39,287
Fred.
Okay.

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00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:40,788
And do not forget
to feed the dogs.

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Got it!

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00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:45,960
Thank you, Sam.
You're welcome.

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I put the address
on the paper.

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Okay.

249
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:51,633
But, Fred?
Yeah?

250
00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:52,967
If you screw up,
I'll kill you.

251
00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:55,637
Okay.

252
00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:59,807
Listen to me.
This is the Playboy Mansion. it's not a hotel.

253
00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:01,100
Yeah, right.

254
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:04,229
But it says here
that ever since 1971,

255
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,314
the Playboy
Mansion has been home

256
00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:08,316
to sexy bunnies
from around the world.

257
00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:11,110
Friend, I can't see you.
Please step forward.

258
00:19:11,653 --> 00:19:16,616
Now, I'm telling you that I am
both a bunny, and incredibly sexy.

259
00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:18,493
I don't have time for this.

260
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:22,247
Hello? Hello?

261
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:28,086
Maybe this is the rags part
of my rags-to-riches story.

262
00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:03,454
All right, let's see here.
54 Broadway Terrace.

263
00:20:04,455 --> 00:20:07,876
Whoa!
Look at this!

264
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:11,546
Hello, Fred's new crib.

265
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,173
Maybe this is
a good thing.

266
00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:15,967
All great artists suffer
before they become famous.

267
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:18,553
That lady wrote
Harry Potter in a ditch.

268
00:20:18,636 --> 00:20:20,638
But it's the hunger,
loneliness

269
00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:22,807
and exhaustion
that gets you really.

270
00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:26,144
How could this
night get any worse?

271
00:20:26,477 --> 00:20:28,438
I see.
Car accident. Thank you!

272
00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:30,732
OW!

273
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,069
Why?

274
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:41,910
Oh, ow!

275
00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:47,665
It's still alive.

276
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,919
I've got to help him out.

277
00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:52,420
This will do.

278
00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:00,011
Don't you worry,
little friend.

279
00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:01,179
I'm going to end
your suffering.

280
00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:06,100
No!

281
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,271
Who said that?

282
00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:12,273
Well, who do
you think said it?

283
00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:15,276
Your latest victim.

284
00:21:16,945 --> 00:21:20,448
You know what? We can leave the
insurance companies out of this.

285
00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:24,118
I could just, maybe, come live
with you for a couple of months.

286
00:21:27,455 --> 00:21:31,125
No, no, no!
Not real. Not real. Not real.

287
00:21:46,099 --> 00:21:47,225
Excuse me?

288
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:51,646
You left your car back there,
with the lights on.

289
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:53,273
I'm just saying!

290
00:22:38,776 --> 00:22:40,361
Say something. Talk again.

291
00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:43,198
I'm E.B. And you are?

292
00:22:44,866 --> 00:22:46,367
I'm Fred.

293
00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:50,038
Well, Fred, I am so hungry.

294
00:22:50,121 --> 00:22:52,290
Have you got anything
in the old snack department?

295
00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:01,216
Okay.

296
00:23:01,883 --> 00:23:03,301
Here you go.

297
00:23:04,219 --> 00:23:06,387
Oh! Oh! That's.. -

298
00:23:06,804 --> 00:23:07,889
What is this?

299
00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:09,891
What? It's Turkey Jerky.

300
00:23:10,141 --> 00:23:12,393
First, you hit me with your car,
and then you try and poison me

301
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,145
with a meat stick.

302
00:23:14,229 --> 00:23:15,396
Why do you hate me?

303
00:23:16,648 --> 00:23:19,567
Okay. Is there something you'd
rather eat, you weird little thing?

304
00:23:19,817 --> 00:23:21,069
Well...

305
00:23:23,404 --> 00:23:24,489
Carrots!

306
00:23:24,656 --> 00:23:25,740
He's a genius.

307
00:23:30,411 --> 00:23:32,163
One carrot. Okay.

308
00:23:32,247 --> 00:23:36,251
Time to hop away out of Fred's
life back to the Enchanted Forest.

309
00:23:39,003 --> 00:23:41,089
You're kicking me out?

310
00:23:41,422 --> 00:23:44,175
Yeah. it's a bad time.

311
00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:47,428
Yeah. Did some jerk
just hit you with his car?

312
00:23:47,595 --> 00:23:49,430
That kind of bad time?

313
00:23:49,848 --> 00:23:51,683
No, I'll tell you what.
It's fine.

314
00:23:51,766 --> 00:23:53,685
Oh, me leg. OW.

315
00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:56,437
I mean,
you can't be expected to help

316
00:23:56,604 --> 00:23:58,606
every innocent
creature you wound.

317
00:24:00,608 --> 00:24:04,779
And I'm sorry if I dented your
bumper with my face and body.

318
00:24:05,113 --> 00:24:07,282
Do you want me to look
for some baby aspirin?

319
00:24:07,448 --> 00:24:10,535
No, no! You save it.
You might run over a baby.

320
00:24:10,618 --> 00:24:15,123
Just pray that sweet messenger
of death visits quickly.

321
00:24:15,373 --> 00:24:16,958
Is that the icy hand now?

322
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:18,793
Okay, wait!

323
00:24:21,462 --> 00:24:26,050
On the off-chance that you're really
here and I'm not completely crazy,

324
00:24:26,134 --> 00:24:29,137
and I did run you
over and you're hurt...

325
00:24:30,638 --> 00:24:33,641
I guess you can stay.

326
00:24:34,893 --> 00:24:38,229
Thanks, mate. And I could bunk
down anywhere. Seriously.

327
00:24:38,313 --> 00:24:42,066
West wing, master suite,
guest bedroom. I'm not picky.

328
00:24:52,494 --> 00:24:55,246
Right. Okay.
What's this space, then?

329
00:24:55,330 --> 00:24:59,000
This is a place for you
to stay for the night.

330
00:24:59,501 --> 00:25:02,337
I'm not a car.
So why would I need to stay here?

331
00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:04,339
Look, it's not my house.

332
00:25:04,422 --> 00:25:07,008
I'm not even allowed to go
upstairs, and I'm human.

333
00:25:08,927 --> 00:25:10,762
Sorry. What are
the newspapers for?

334
00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:13,348
Because I'm not really a
voracious reader or anything.

335
00:25:13,598 --> 00:25:17,018
You know, you're an animal.
So, we all know animals...

336
00:25:17,185 --> 00:25:19,354
I understand.
I'll just sleep down here,

337
00:25:19,521 --> 00:25:21,689
among my poo and
pee like a pig.

338
00:25:21,773 --> 00:25:23,024
If you like,
you use it as well.

339
00:25:23,858 --> 00:25:24,859
Sorry.

340
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:28,029
No, don't reproach yourself
for these medieval conditions.

341
00:25:28,863 --> 00:25:30,281
Yeah, whatever.

342
00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:36,371
I'm going to go to bed where,
hopefully, I've been all along.

343
00:25:37,872 --> 00:25:39,207
So, good night.

344
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:43,795
Oh, okay,
I'll just stay here then.

345
00:25:44,212 --> 00:25:45,547
By myself.

346
00:25:46,381 --> 00:25:47,715
In the dark.

347
00:25:48,716 --> 00:25:51,302
With the door closed.

348
00:25:56,391 --> 00:25:58,476
Señor. Señor
I have news.

349
00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:01,229
Operations are
running at full capacity.

350
00:26:01,396 --> 00:26:05,066
With my supervision, we are
right on target for Easter.

351
00:26:05,233 --> 00:26:07,819
Fine, fine.
But is there any report on my son?

352
00:26:07,902 --> 00:26:09,320
Yes, I have the report.

353
00:26:09,404 --> 00:26:12,740
The sun will be shining,
foggy times are lifting.

354
00:26:12,907 --> 00:26:15,493
Easter will be
clear sailing, señor.

355
00:26:15,743 --> 00:26:18,079
Not the sun.
My son, E.B.!

356
00:26:18,413 --> 00:26:21,249
That son.
Yes. I almost forget.

357
00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:24,919
The rabbit hole was used for an unscheduled
trip earlier this evening, sir!

358
00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:28,173
What? You mean he ran away?

359
00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:31,176
And at the height
of our busiest time.

360
00:26:31,259 --> 00:26:34,095
It's almost unforgivable.

361
00:26:34,596 --> 00:26:38,266
But how could he just take off like this?
It's just not like him.

362
00:26:41,019 --> 00:26:43,521
Please, señor.
Don't be too rash.

363
00:26:43,605 --> 00:26:45,857
It's way too
early to disown him.

364
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,610
But I wasn't going to...
Wait a minute. Are you hopping?

365
00:26:48,693 --> 00:26:51,112
Am I? I didn't notice.

366
00:26:51,446 --> 00:26:53,698
It just comes
so naturally.

367
00:26:55,116 --> 00:26:59,454
Anyway, señor considering your
obvious distraction with this,

368
00:26:59,621 --> 00:27:03,875
wouldn't it be wise to pass the mantle
to, I don't know, somebody else?

369
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:05,126
Hmm.

370
00:27:05,293 --> 00:27:07,295
Let's see. It would have
to be someone you trust.

371
00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:10,298
Someone who is
comfortable giving orders.

372
00:27:10,465 --> 00:27:12,467
Phil! Keep doing that,
but do it faster!

373
00:27:12,634 --> 00:27:14,052
Faster. Gotcha.

374
00:27:14,135 --> 00:27:16,971
And stop dancing!
No dancing. Yes, sir.

375
00:27:18,139 --> 00:27:19,891
Carlos, you're right.

376
00:27:20,475 --> 00:27:21,643
I'm totally right.

377
00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:23,478
Assemble
the Pink Berets at once!

378
00:27:23,978 --> 00:27:25,063
I'm sorry. What?

379
00:27:25,146 --> 00:27:26,564
We need to find E.B.

380
00:27:26,648 --> 00:27:28,233
The Pink Berets?

381
00:27:28,316 --> 00:27:32,320
But they're only to be used in a
situation of extreme emergency.

382
00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:36,407
This is pretty extreme, Carlos.
The Pink Berets will find E.B.

383
00:27:36,991 --> 00:27:37,992
They have to!

384
00:27:38,076 --> 00:27:41,496
You can't ignore me
forever, Senor Bunny.

385
00:28:22,704 --> 00:28:23,872
Freeze!

386
00:28:44,893 --> 00:28:48,563
Who's there? Is this the same guy?
Don't make me come down there.

387
00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:53,985
101 is blocked due
to an overturned tractor trailer

388
00:28:54,068 --> 00:28:55,570
at the Burbank entrance.

389
00:28:55,737 --> 00:28:57,655
Weather is
a cool 72 degrees...

390
00:29:02,243 --> 00:29:03,244
Rabbit.

391
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,087
Hello?

392
00:29:15,423 --> 00:29:16,925
Talking rabbit?

393
00:29:21,262 --> 00:29:22,597
Okay. Wow.

394
00:29:23,598 --> 00:29:25,433
Dude, you are stressed.

395
00:29:29,354 --> 00:29:30,939
Hi, Fred O'Hare.

396
00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:34,025
Hey, Fred O'Hare.
Nice to meet you.

397
00:29:34,526 --> 00:29:37,445
I'm Fred O'Hare.
You need me for this job.

398
00:29:37,862 --> 00:29:39,447
You're going to
hire me for this job.

399
00:29:43,535 --> 00:29:46,788
Oh! The dogs. Right.

400
00:29:47,622 --> 00:29:49,958
"Sam, until Daisy and Baby
are accustomed to you,

401
00:29:50,124 --> 00:29:53,211
"please wear the safety suit in the
hall closet when you feed them. "

402
00:29:53,628 --> 00:29:54,712
Safety suit?

403
00:29:55,213 --> 00:29:57,632
Daisy! Baby! Come here.

404
00:29:59,801 --> 00:30:01,302
Let's go.
I'm on a schedule here.

405
00:30:03,805 --> 00:30:04,806
Oh!

406
00:30:14,482 --> 00:30:15,483
No!

407
00:30:20,572 --> 00:30:22,323
No! Heel! Sit! Sit!

408
00:30:29,497 --> 00:30:30,832
That's fine.

409
00:30:30,999 --> 00:30:32,750
Okay, it's all good.

410
00:30:44,179 --> 00:30:48,183
No, no, no!

411
00:31:01,696 --> 00:31:03,198
Look, Fred!
Can you believe it?

412
00:31:03,364 --> 00:31:05,033
They've got
a drum kit in here.

413
00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:09,204
What do you think?
Never had one formal lesson!

414
00:31:11,956 --> 00:31:15,460
I am the Extreme Rock Master!

415
00:31:17,545 --> 00:31:19,130
I know what
you're thinking.

416
00:31:19,214 --> 00:31:20,298
No, you really don't.

417
00:31:20,381 --> 00:31:22,133
Hey, Fred, what's wrong?
You look a bit put out.

418
00:31:22,217 --> 00:31:24,552
Why are you still here?

419
00:31:24,636 --> 00:31:27,138
You can't be up here.
You're in the forbidden part of the house.

420
00:31:27,222 --> 00:31:28,473
Yeah, but so are you.

421
00:31:28,556 --> 00:31:31,309
Pick this up, man.
You've destroyed the place!

422
00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:33,978
I wouldn't say, "destroyed.
" I was just getting comfortable.

423
00:31:34,062 --> 00:31:37,315
What about your injury? Huh?
Your leg? You're hurt, right?

424
00:31:37,398 --> 00:31:40,902
Yeah, exactly. I needed a soft
bed in which to convalesce.

425
00:31:41,069 --> 00:31:43,154
Oh, I see. So, you climbed
a flight of stairs...

426
00:31:43,238 --> 00:31:46,074
Struggled up each stair is more like it.
Worth it, though.

427
00:31:46,407 --> 00:31:49,077
That Jacuzzi
loosened me right up.

428
00:31:49,410 --> 00:31:50,662
Jacuzzi?

429
00:31:52,413 --> 00:31:54,332
Oh, yeah. You might
want to turn it off.

430
00:31:54,582 --> 00:31:55,917
It was creating
a lot of bubbles.

431
00:31:56,084 --> 00:31:57,335
No!

432
00:32:01,256 --> 00:32:02,757
My sister is
going to kill me!

433
00:32:02,924 --> 00:32:05,260
Don't worry.
We'll clean it up together,

434
00:32:05,343 --> 00:32:07,262
as soon as I've
beat my high score.

435
00:32:08,012 --> 00:32:11,599
Hey, Fred! Come on, your turn.
Pick up a guitar, mate.

436
00:32:23,278 --> 00:32:25,363
Fred, I think
we got off on the wrong foot.

437
00:32:25,446 --> 00:32:27,782
You said some things,
I flooded some things.

438
00:32:28,366 --> 00:32:30,285
Let's start over again.

439
00:32:30,952 --> 00:32:33,121
Fred? Why am I in a box?

440
00:32:33,705 --> 00:32:35,957
This seems like the sort of
thing a serial killer might do.

441
00:32:36,374 --> 00:32:38,626
Is this going
to be a surprise?

442
00:32:38,793 --> 00:32:40,712
All right,
come on. Out.

443
00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:43,715
Oh! Are we
going for a hike?

444
00:32:43,798 --> 00:32:46,551
Better! We're
releasing you into the wild.

445
00:32:46,634 --> 00:32:47,886
The wild?

446
00:32:57,312 --> 00:32:59,981
Oh, no, no, no. I'll just
stay with you, I think.

447
00:33:00,148 --> 00:33:02,483
This place seems to be
dominated by carnivores

448
00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:05,403
Get out. Let's go.
What are you doing?

449
00:33:05,904 --> 00:33:07,238
You're going to leave me here?

450
00:33:07,322 --> 00:33:09,574
Yeah, there's lots of rabbits out here.
You'll feel right at home.

451
00:33:09,657 --> 00:33:11,993
Fred, are we locked in
a destructive relationship?

452
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,245
Get out. Fred.
You're making a scene!

453
00:33:14,329 --> 00:33:15,497
Get out!

454
00:33:17,332 --> 00:33:18,666
Move along.

455
00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:22,837
Look, Fred.

456
00:33:24,672 --> 00:33:26,841
Goodbye!
But I want to stay with you!

457
00:33:27,675 --> 00:33:30,345
Fred, please don't go.
I'm already late. So go away.

458
00:33:31,012 --> 00:33:32,514
Come on, man.

459
00:33:33,181 --> 00:33:35,850
Fred, mate.
I'll behave.

460
00:33:35,934 --> 00:33:38,186
I'll clean up my mess.
I'll do the dishes.

461
00:33:38,353 --> 00:33:40,021
Not your problem.
There are no dishes in the wild.

462
00:33:40,522 --> 00:33:44,192
No. Fred.
But I'm special.

463
00:33:44,359 --> 00:33:46,361
Well, we're all special.

464
00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:48,780
You're not getting it.

465
00:33:48,863 --> 00:33:51,199
I don't mean special as in,
"everybody's special. "

466
00:33:51,366 --> 00:33:53,701
I mean, I'm really special.

467
00:33:56,037 --> 00:33:57,288
What're you doing?

468
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,124
See?

469
00:34:03,127 --> 00:34:04,295
Jelly beans?

470
00:34:04,379 --> 00:34:05,463
Mmm-hmm.

471
00:34:06,297 --> 00:34:09,050
So what? So you talk
and you poop candy.

472
00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:10,218
Could you do it in
someone else's life?

473
00:34:10,301 --> 00:34:12,303
No, you're right.
It's not your concern.

474
00:34:12,387 --> 00:34:16,224
And in two weeks, maybe you can
explain to the children of the world

475
00:34:16,307 --> 00:34:19,060
why they didn't get
their Easter baskets.

476
00:34:20,812 --> 00:34:22,063
Easter?

477
00:34:23,064 --> 00:34:24,482
What, Easter?

478
00:34:37,245 --> 00:34:38,413
No way.

479
00:34:40,081 --> 00:34:43,501
Yes, Fred.
I am the Easter Bunny.

480
00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:47,922
Hop in.

481
00:34:49,757 --> 00:34:53,011
Yes! I knew it! I knew it.
I knew you were real. I knew it!

482
00:34:53,094 --> 00:34:54,762
What are you talking about?
Of course I'm real.

483
00:34:54,846 --> 00:34:55,930
No.

484
00:34:56,014 --> 00:34:58,683
When I was a kid,
I saw you on Easter morning.

485
00:34:59,267 --> 00:35:00,602
You did?
Yeah.

486
00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:03,605
That was you,
right?

487
00:35:04,272 --> 00:35:06,024
Absolutely. No question.

488
00:35:06,107 --> 00:35:08,526
Okay. Because you do look a
little different. Was it...

489
00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:11,196
I don't know, have you lost weight?
Or maybe it's the clothes.

490
00:35:11,279 --> 00:35:13,364
You're talking
about the old guy.

491
00:35:13,448 --> 00:35:16,451
Yeah. We got rid of him.
He didn't understand children. Ah.

492
00:35:16,618 --> 00:35:19,454
He didn't get that children
sometimes just want to drum.

493
00:35:19,954 --> 00:35:21,956
I mean, dream.
Sometimes they just want to dream.

494
00:35:22,123 --> 00:35:23,541
Children dream.

495
00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:26,211
Yeah. So he had to go,
anyway, this guy. Right.

496
00:35:26,461 --> 00:35:28,713
Well, it's a good thing
you got rid of him, then.

497
00:35:28,796 --> 00:35:29,881
Exactly.

498
00:35:29,964 --> 00:35:32,550
So... Wait a minute.
Why are you here now?

499
00:35:32,967 --> 00:35:35,553
Just doing a little last minute
recon for Easter deliveries.

500
00:35:35,637 --> 00:35:39,015
Finding ideal egg hiding locations.
There is one. That's perfect!

501
00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:41,476
Compiling a list of kids
with chocolate allergies.

502
00:35:41,643 --> 00:35:44,062
That kind of thing.
it's all very technical.

503
00:35:44,145 --> 00:35:45,313
I see.

504
00:35:46,314 --> 00:35:47,482
Okay.

505
00:35:54,155 --> 00:35:56,074
Oh, man. I'm really late.

506
00:35:56,157 --> 00:35:58,243
Late for what?
What are we doing?

507
00:35:58,326 --> 00:36:00,995
I have a job interview.
You're staying here.

508
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:03,915
But here is boring. Let me come with you.
I could be a job reference.

509
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,251
Thank you, I appreciate that.
Look, I really need this job,

510
00:36:06,334 --> 00:36:08,503
and I don't think anyone there is
going to be able to handle you.

511
00:36:08,586 --> 00:36:11,506
I'm not sure I can handle you.
So, just do me a favor? Wait in the car.

512
00:36:13,174 --> 00:36:15,426
Fred, I don't want
to get your hopes up,

513
00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:18,012
but I think you're definitely
going to get this job.

514
00:36:18,346 --> 00:36:19,597
Be good.
Yes, sir.

515
00:36:19,764 --> 00:36:22,058
I'll stay here and
guard the vehicle.

516
00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:24,018
2UP Games.

517
00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:26,354
Yes, sir. I'll put
you through to Mr. Hill.

518
00:36:26,521 --> 00:36:29,357
Hi, I'm Fred O'Hare.
I'm here for a 10:30 with

519
00:36:31,609 --> 00:36:32,735
Mrs. Beck.

520
00:36:32,861 --> 00:36:34,112
You're a half-hour late.

521
00:36:34,195 --> 00:36:35,780
I know. I called.

522
00:36:35,864 --> 00:36:37,532
That doesn't make
you any earlier.

523
00:36:37,615 --> 00:36:38,700
Uh-huh.

524
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,619
You know, you're the first impression
people get when they walk in here.

525
00:36:41,703 --> 00:36:43,705
In many ways, you are the
face of the company.

526
00:36:46,124 --> 00:36:47,584
Fill this Out.

527
00:36:48,042 --> 00:36:49,419
Yes, ma'am.

528
00:36:50,044 --> 00:36:52,714
2UP Games.
Yes, sir. Can I help you?

529
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,900
What is that alarming noise?

530
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,735
Oh, no!

531
00:37:14,569 --> 00:37:16,070
Pink Berets!

532
00:37:43,765 --> 00:37:45,475
2UP Games. Please hold.

533
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,268
I'm sorry, sir.
Who did you want to speak to?

534
00:37:49,646 --> 00:37:50,772
Fred.

535
00:37:51,981 --> 00:37:53,608
What are you doing here?
I told you to wait in the car!

536
00:37:53,691 --> 00:37:55,109
This is serious.
I really need your help!

537
00:37:55,276 --> 00:37:57,278
I need your help! You can't be here.
You've got to go!

538
00:37:57,445 --> 00:37:58,613
Fred?
Yes.

539
00:37:58,696 --> 00:38:00,323
Get me out of here!

540
00:38:02,784 --> 00:38:03,868
Ah!

541
00:38:03,952 --> 00:38:05,203
Mrs. Beck.

542
00:38:05,286 --> 00:38:06,454
Yes.
How are you?

543
00:38:06,579 --> 00:38:09,958
I'm well. I can't say that I'm that
impressed with your punctuality, though.

544
00:38:10,041 --> 00:38:11,960
Yeah, I have
half a dozen excuses.

545
00:38:12,126 --> 00:38:14,045
But I'm just going to go
with a straight apology.

546
00:38:14,462 --> 00:38:16,047
I'm really, really sorry.

547
00:38:16,130 --> 00:38:18,132
Okay. Clean slate, then.
Thank you.

548
00:38:18,299 --> 00:38:20,969
So, let's begin, Fred.
I'll show you inside.

549
00:38:24,639 --> 00:38:25,640
Whoa!

550
00:38:29,644 --> 00:38:31,855
So, recent
employment history.

551
00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:33,565
You haven't
worked in a year?

552
00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:35,400
Yeah, my parents
have moved in with me.

553
00:38:35,525 --> 00:38:38,069
That has sort of been a full-time job.
Mmm-hmm.

554
00:38:38,153 --> 00:38:40,488
It's fine. It just gets in the
way of writing my novel, is all.

555
00:38:40,655 --> 00:38:42,323
You're writing a novel?
What is that about?

556
00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:46,744
It's about a crippled soldier who, in
the future, goes to another planet

557
00:38:46,828 --> 00:38:48,413
and he becomes
one of the indigenous people

558
00:38:48,538 --> 00:38:50,999
who are blue and
live in the forest.

559
00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:53,251
That's not Avatar?

560
00:38:54,169 --> 00:38:55,503
Not really.

561
00:38:56,504 --> 00:38:58,590
So, why don't
we take a walk

562
00:38:58,715 --> 00:39:00,341
and I can tell you a little
bit about the company?

563
00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:01,509
Okay.

564
00:39:01,593 --> 00:39:03,761
So, the good news is, we
tend to promote from within.

565
00:39:03,845 --> 00:39:06,097
But you'd be
starting in the mailroom.

566
00:39:06,181 --> 00:39:08,183
Mailroom.
Is that a problem?

567
00:39:08,349 --> 00:39:10,685
No, no, I love mail.
I get lots of mail.

568
00:39:10,852 --> 00:39:13,354
E- mail,
snail mail, chain mail.

569
00:39:13,563 --> 00:39:15,398
I am male.

570
00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:19,277
Speaking of mail, that's Cody.
Let me introduce you to him.

571
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,031
He is being promoted to junior exec
and you would be replacing him.

572
00:39:23,114 --> 00:39:24,616
Wow. Congratulations.

573
00:39:24,699 --> 00:39:25,783
Question.

574
00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:28,119
I need 30 copies of something,
collated, stapled, bound

575
00:39:28,203 --> 00:39:29,746
and on my desk
by yesterday.

576
00:39:29,871 --> 00:39:31,372
What do you do?

577
00:39:31,873 --> 00:39:35,460
I would make 30 copies, and I
would do what you said with them.

578
00:39:39,797 --> 00:39:41,466
I smell potential.

579
00:39:41,716 --> 00:39:44,886
Oh, Mrs. Beck, I was wanting
to talk to you about my lunch.

580
00:39:45,887 --> 00:39:48,556
Fred. Fred!

581
00:39:48,765 --> 00:39:49,974
What is wrong with you?

582
00:39:50,058 --> 00:39:51,893
This is
an extreme emergency.

583
00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:53,895
You're ruining this for me.
You really need to go.

584
00:39:53,978 --> 00:39:55,730
You're right.
I'll create a diversion

585
00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:57,732
and we'll escape in
the ensuing chaos.

586
00:39:57,899 --> 00:39:58,942
E.B., no! Get back here!

587
00:39:59,067 --> 00:40:00,235
Fred?
Yeah.

588
00:40:00,318 --> 00:40:03,238
I got a good feeling about this place.
Where to next?

589
00:40:25,093 --> 00:40:28,263
Sounding good to me.
But where is Ricky?

590
00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:30,723
We need to put
a back beat behind that.

591
00:40:30,765 --> 00:40:31,850
A back beat.

592
00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:33,685
I think Ricky
went out for coffee.

593
00:40:38,106 --> 00:40:41,025
I guess he's back.
How you feeling, Ricky?

594
00:40:41,151 --> 00:40:42,443
Yeah, I'm smashing.

595
00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:45,196
I mean, I'm fine.
I'm just fine, daddy-o.

596
00:40:47,282 --> 00:40:48,533
Well, then let's do it.

597
00:41:09,637 --> 00:41:11,639
Okay, so this our sport...

598
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:13,641
Oh.

599
00:41:14,142 --> 00:41:16,603
This is our sports-game
motion-capture studio.

600
00:41:16,728 --> 00:41:17,812
Mmm-hmm.

601
00:41:18,188 --> 00:41:19,480
In here?
Yeah.

602
00:41:21,316 --> 00:41:23,651
Ah!
Hockey.

603
00:41:23,985 --> 00:41:25,320
It's golf.

604
00:41:25,487 --> 00:41:28,740
And this is our sound recording
studio for our music games.

605
00:41:28,865 --> 00:41:31,910
We've done Extreme Rock
Master; Extreme Jazz Master;

606
00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:34,662
and now we're doing
Extreme Blues Master.

607
00:41:34,871 --> 00:41:36,831
Sounds like a cool idea.

608
00:41:37,332 --> 00:41:41,002
Whoa,
you got the Blind Boys of...

609
00:41:46,049 --> 00:41:48,927
Quit it!
I'm going to kill you so bad! Get out!

610
00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:50,929
Okay, Fred,
let's try and keep moving...

611
00:41:51,012 --> 00:41:53,890
I'm all of a sudden not
feeling so good. Oh.

612
00:41:54,015 --> 00:41:55,850
Do you have a restroom?
Yeah.

613
00:41:55,934 --> 00:41:57,018
Where is that?

614
00:42:16,579 --> 00:42:18,039
That was brilliant!

615
00:42:18,122 --> 00:42:20,458
I mean, that was tight.

616
00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:25,296
Sounded all right.
But I know my drummer when I hear him.

617
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,382
So, who are you, boy?

618
00:42:27,507 --> 00:42:30,885
Okay, I admit it. I'm not a blues man.
My name is E.B.

619
00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:32,720
I'm just some
guy off the street

620
00:42:32,887 --> 00:42:34,556
with two sticks of
wood and a dream.

621
00:42:34,722 --> 00:42:36,057
I understand if
you throw me out.

622
00:42:36,099 --> 00:42:37,559
I get it if you don't
want to give me a break.

623
00:42:37,684 --> 00:42:39,227
Hey, slow down, friend.

624
00:42:39,394 --> 00:42:43,481
You know, we have a buddy who is
always on the lookout for new talent.

625
00:42:43,565 --> 00:42:47,986
And the man is a genius.
He is the godfather of entertainment.

626
00:42:48,111 --> 00:42:49,571
And he's having
auditions tomorrow.

627
00:42:49,946 --> 00:42:53,074
The Hoff?
You mean he can help me?

628
00:42:53,158 --> 00:42:54,367
If he like you.

629
00:42:54,492 --> 00:42:56,953
Wow. Thanks, Blind Boys.

630
00:42:57,245 --> 00:42:58,788
Good luck, little rabbit.

631
00:42:59,747 --> 00:43:02,250
Wait,
how did you know I was...

632
00:43:02,584 --> 00:43:03,585
Mmm!

633
00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:05,253
Clever gents.

634
00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:08,256
So, Fred, how'd it go?

635
00:43:08,339 --> 00:43:09,924
Don't say a word.

636
00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:21,019
Can I get a little
clarification, here?

637
00:43:21,102 --> 00:43:22,604
Is this what
the Easter Bunny does now?

638
00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:24,772
He just goes house to house,
messing up people's lives?

639
00:43:24,939 --> 00:43:26,441
Well, that
is just hurtful.

640
00:43:26,608 --> 00:43:28,776
Besides, you're
selling yourself short.

641
00:43:28,943 --> 00:43:31,112
They were going to
shove you in the mail room.

642
00:43:31,196 --> 00:43:33,364
Well, excuse me, but I happen to
think you're better than that.

643
00:43:33,448 --> 00:43:35,700
You don't Know me, okay?
We just met.

644
00:43:35,825 --> 00:43:39,871
I can tell. You give off this
aura of untapped potential.

645
00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:41,956
I do?

646
00:43:42,457 --> 00:43:45,126
Don't pull that with me, rabbit, okay?
I'm too smart for you.

647
00:43:45,293 --> 00:43:46,878
But, Fred, I'm serious.

648
00:43:47,003 --> 00:43:49,631
You're destined to do something great.
I just know it.

649
00:43:49,964 --> 00:43:51,049
I've heard that one before.

650
00:43:51,174 --> 00:43:53,218
You'll find an awesome job.

651
00:43:53,301 --> 00:43:55,470
Hey. Look, what about this?

652
00:43:55,803 --> 00:43:57,305
Dog walker?
No.

653
00:43:57,472 --> 00:43:59,015
TSA Officer?
No.

654
00:43:59,307 --> 00:44:01,601
What about this one?
It looks exciting.

655
00:44:01,643 --> 00:44:04,479
Wind in your hair,
hot babe on your arm.

656
00:44:04,812 --> 00:44:06,314
That's a car ad.

657
00:44:06,481 --> 00:44:08,817
You should buy that car, then.

658
00:44:16,658 --> 00:44:19,327
Ah! Señor.
How you doing, jefe?

659
00:44:20,328 --> 00:44:21,704
Am I disturbing?

660
00:44:22,997 --> 00:44:25,500
It's never been
this quiet in here.

661
00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,252
Yeah, it's so depressing.

662
00:44:27,335 --> 00:44:30,421
You should clear this out.
Make a new den or a clubhouse.

663
00:44:30,547 --> 00:44:33,174
Like a man-cave!
It'll be fun.

664
00:44:33,591 --> 00:44:36,177
I called his
dreams ridiculous.

665
00:44:37,053 --> 00:44:38,513
What kind of
father does that?

666
00:44:38,638 --> 00:44:39,931
No, no, señor.

667
00:44:40,014 --> 00:44:42,559
I will not permit you
to beat yourself up over this.

668
00:44:42,684 --> 00:44:45,687
Anybody would be lucky
to have a father such as you.

669
00:44:45,854 --> 00:44:48,106
Thank you, Carlos.
I miss him.

670
00:44:48,189 --> 00:44:49,566
Me, too, señor.

671
00:44:49,691 --> 00:44:52,360
A son is very
difficult to replace.

672
00:44:53,528 --> 00:44:56,698
Difficult, but
not impossible.

673
00:44:58,867 --> 00:45:00,118
Carlos...

674
00:45:00,285 --> 00:45:02,287
What the...
What's that on your head?

675
00:45:02,537 --> 00:45:04,539
What? My new earmuffs?

676
00:45:04,873 --> 00:45:07,876
It's a cold spring
this year, you know? Brr!

677
00:45:08,710 --> 00:45:09,794
Oh.

678
00:45:09,919 --> 00:45:11,880
Anyway, what am I going to do?

679
00:45:12,005 --> 00:45:13,715
I know,
how can you deliver Easter

680
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,885
with this tremendous burden
on your old, frail shoulders?

681
00:45:16,968 --> 00:45:18,970
Hey, hey, hey, easy
with the "old. "

682
00:45:19,053 --> 00:45:21,055
No, I'm just saying,
like, compared to me.

683
00:45:21,222 --> 00:45:23,892
Surely you're not thinking
of making the trip yourself?

684
00:45:23,975 --> 00:45:25,018
What choice
do we have?

685
00:45:25,059 --> 00:45:27,103
We can improvise. I mean...

686
00:45:27,729 --> 00:45:31,399
Does it even have to be a bunny?
What?

687
00:45:31,483 --> 00:45:34,652
I suppose,
given these troubled times,

688
00:45:35,069 --> 00:45:38,406
even a humble
chick could do the job.

689
00:45:41,576 --> 00:45:42,744
Really, Carlos.

690
00:45:44,746 --> 00:45:47,081
Wow. I mean,
that is funny.

691
00:45:47,248 --> 00:45:49,417
Can you imagine that?
A chick delivering Easter?

692
00:45:49,584 --> 00:45:50,752
That's ridiculous.

693
00:45:51,002 --> 00:45:52,337
Oh, dear me.

694
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:54,839
But I appreciate you trying
to cheer me up, though.

695
00:45:54,923 --> 00:45:57,926
Please. It is my pleasure
to amuse you, señor.

696
00:45:58,009 --> 00:46:00,094
A chick delivering...

697
00:46:09,437 --> 00:46:11,773
Fred, I was wondering if...

698
00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:13,691
Are you doing
anything tomorrow?

699
00:46:14,275 --> 00:46:16,861
Tomorrow I get to start my new
job at the video game company.

700
00:46:17,278 --> 00:46:19,614
Wait a second.
No, that didn't work out.

701
00:46:19,781 --> 00:46:21,783
I know. I know.
I'm sorry about that.

702
00:46:21,950 --> 00:46:25,286
But do you know what?
Every cloud has a silver lining.

703
00:46:25,453 --> 00:46:28,790
And behold this
silver lining, Fred!

704
00:46:32,043 --> 00:46:33,044
The Hoff?

705
00:46:33,127 --> 00:46:34,879
Yes, please.
I just need a ride.

706
00:46:34,963 --> 00:46:35,964
Mmm.

707
00:46:36,130 --> 00:46:37,715
No.
Come on, Fred.

708
00:46:37,799 --> 00:46:40,802
This is my one big chance.
I'll do anything.

709
00:46:41,469 --> 00:46:43,471
Even get out of your life.

710
00:46:47,308 --> 00:46:50,812
I take you to Hoff Knows Talent,
and that's it, we're done.

711
00:46:50,979 --> 00:46:52,730
Bunny's honor.

712
00:46:52,814 --> 00:46:53,898
Right here, mate.

713
00:46:53,982 --> 00:46:55,733
It's okay.
A verbal agreement is fine.

714
00:46:55,817 --> 00:46:57,735
Now, you realize,
you can't talk.

715
00:46:57,819 --> 00:46:59,320
No. I can.

716
00:47:00,155 --> 00:47:02,574
No, what I mean is,
you shouldn't talk.

717
00:47:02,657 --> 00:47:04,242
What? Like, ever?

718
00:47:04,325 --> 00:47:05,577
Yeah,
"ever" would be wonderful.

719
00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:07,662
But from now on, especially
not in front of other people.

720
00:47:07,996 --> 00:47:09,914
They might freak out and
want to dissect your brain.

721
00:47:09,998 --> 00:47:11,916
Dissect? That's
a bit extreme.

722
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,085
There's an easy explanation
as to why I can talk.

723
00:47:14,169 --> 00:47:16,004
It's a simple combination
of cuteness and magic.

724
00:47:16,087 --> 00:47:18,506
Okay. Here we go. One BLT.

725
00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:22,427
And one order of carrot cake a
la mode, topped with, quote,

726
00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:25,513
Whatever candy you have laying
around back there. Unquote.

727
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,098
Uh, excuse me.

728
00:47:28,016 --> 00:47:29,267
Is that a cough drop?

729
00:47:29,350 --> 00:47:32,520
Yeah. it's cherry.
It counts.

730
00:47:32,687 --> 00:47:34,606
It's a peculiar garnish.

731
00:47:34,689 --> 00:47:36,441
Can I get some
chocolate syrup?

732
00:47:37,442 --> 00:47:38,860
Sure, doll.

733
00:47:39,444 --> 00:47:40,862
Thanks, love.

734
00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:45,700
It seems my brain is
still intact, Fred.

735
00:47:47,118 --> 00:47:48,953
Fred,
I've just had an idea.

736
00:47:49,037 --> 00:47:52,457
When I'm a famous rock star, I'm going
to buy a mansion just like this

737
00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:55,877
and make you sleep in the garage
in a topsy-turvy switcheroo.

738
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,713
What do you think?
Oh, man. My sister is here.

739
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,215
You never told me
you had a sister.

740
00:48:00,548 --> 00:48:03,051
There's still so much we don't
Know about each other, Fred.

741
00:48:03,134 --> 00:48:04,719
If she goes upstairs,
I'm dead.

742
00:48:04,802 --> 00:48:06,054
Why?
why?

743
00:48:06,137 --> 00:48:07,222
Let me take you
back to this morning

744
00:48:07,305 --> 00:48:09,057
when you flooded the bathroom
and you trashed the bedroom.

745
00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:10,225
You remember that?

746
00:48:10,308 --> 00:48:13,311
Fred, leave this to me.
I'll smooth it out with her. Ow!

747
00:48:13,394 --> 00:48:15,396
Hey!
Look at me.

748
00:48:17,065 --> 00:48:19,400
One word out of you, and it's
rabbit season. You got it?

749
00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:22,403
Okay, I'm going to
run interference.

750
00:48:22,487 --> 00:48:24,322
I need you to sneak upstairs
and clean up, quietly!

751
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,245
Sam!
Hi!

752
00:48:30,328 --> 00:48:33,331
Hey, it's not a good time for me right now.
I was just leaving.

753
00:48:33,414 --> 00:48:34,749
But you just got here.

754
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:36,918
I know, right?

755
00:48:38,169 --> 00:48:40,004
Hey, what are these?
Oh!

756
00:48:40,421 --> 00:48:43,091
There you are.
Mmm!

757
00:48:43,341 --> 00:48:45,260
I'm on this North Beach diet.
It's carrots only.

758
00:48:45,343 --> 00:48:46,928
That is why they're
all over the house.

759
00:48:47,095 --> 00:48:48,763
I was going to
clean them up, though.

760
00:48:49,097 --> 00:48:51,599
Okay, Fred, how did the
interview go? Yes?

761
00:48:51,683 --> 00:48:54,185
Oh! Thank you for asking.
Amazing! I aced it.

762
00:48:54,269 --> 00:48:55,353
Really?
Yeah.

763
00:48:55,436 --> 00:48:56,521
No way!

764
00:48:56,604 --> 00:48:57,939
Why are you so surprised?

765
00:48:58,022 --> 00:49:00,024
Fred, that's awesome!
Place could use me, too.

766
00:49:00,108 --> 00:49:02,944
Don't get me wrong, it was great.
It was good.

767
00:49:03,444 --> 00:49:04,529
It was all right.

768
00:49:04,612 --> 00:49:07,949
I just... I don't know if it was for me, really.
It just didn't gel.

769
00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:10,702
Something felt a little off
about the whole thing.

770
00:49:10,785 --> 00:49:12,120
I didn't get it.

771
00:49:12,620 --> 00:49:14,539
Oh! What? What happened?

772
00:49:14,622 --> 00:49:18,209
It's kind of hard to pinpoint
any one specific thing.

773
00:49:18,543 --> 00:49:20,211
Oh, Fred.

774
00:49:20,295 --> 00:49:22,797
I know. I know. I'm sorry.

775
00:49:26,801 --> 00:49:27,886
What is that?

776
00:49:28,386 --> 00:49:31,139
I wouldn't know because I'm
not allowed to go up there.

777
00:49:31,222 --> 00:49:33,558
And I haven't
been up there once.

778
00:49:33,975 --> 00:49:35,810
Hmm. Okay.

779
00:49:37,145 --> 00:49:40,565
Sam, no, you're not allowed up there, either.
Don't go up there!

780
00:49:41,065 --> 00:49:42,567
Sam, I'm begging you!

781
00:49:43,067 --> 00:49:44,736
I can explain.

782
00:49:46,237 --> 00:49:50,241
Oh, my God!
Look at this.

783
00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:04,422
Look how cute this
stuffed bunny is!

784
00:50:04,672 --> 00:50:07,675
Wow! Yeah. Oh.

785
00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:09,594
So cute!
Isn't he?

786
00:50:09,677 --> 00:50:11,513
Yeah, you know what?
Maybe we shouldn't be playing with him

787
00:50:11,596 --> 00:50:14,182
because we're not really supposed to
be up here in the first place. So...

788
00:50:14,265 --> 00:50:16,017
He's just so lifelike.

789
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:17,435
You think?

790
00:50:17,519 --> 00:50:18,937
It's a little
freaky-looking to me.

791
00:50:21,272 --> 00:50:24,359
Oh! Oh, he's so soft!

792
00:50:24,692 --> 00:50:27,362
And cute, and cuddly,

793
00:50:29,113 --> 00:50:31,282
and warm.

794
00:50:31,533 --> 00:50:32,784
Okay!

795
00:50:32,867 --> 00:50:35,203
Why don't we put him back before
things get uncomfortable?

796
00:50:35,286 --> 00:50:36,871
No, I'm not uncomfortable.

797
00:50:36,955 --> 00:50:39,040
Well, I'm uncomfortable because
I'm looking after the house

798
00:50:39,207 --> 00:50:40,959
and it's my responsibility.

799
00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:44,629
There we are.

800
00:50:44,796 --> 00:50:46,130
All right.

801
00:50:46,381 --> 00:50:47,799
Oh, my God!

802
00:50:49,968 --> 00:50:52,887
Wow! Look at that.
He's a wind-up toy.

803
00:50:52,971 --> 00:50:55,139
That is so adorable!

804
00:50:55,223 --> 00:50:57,225
Yeah, I think
he might be broken.

805
00:50:57,308 --> 00:50:59,811
Yeah, you're a broken
little guy, aren't you?

806
00:51:07,485 --> 00:51:08,570
Hey... Ow!

807
00:51:11,072 --> 00:51:13,825
Fred, I am really
worried about you.

808
00:51:14,325 --> 00:51:15,326
Hmm!

809
00:51:16,494 --> 00:51:17,996
Don't eat that.

810
00:51:18,496 --> 00:51:20,331
You might not like the flavor.

811
00:51:20,665 --> 00:51:22,083
Fred, relax.

812
00:51:25,336 --> 00:51:26,421
Watermelon.

813
00:51:27,672 --> 00:51:28,756
Can we go?

814
00:51:29,174 --> 00:51:32,260
Look, Sam, I don't want you to worry, okay?
I'll get something.

815
00:51:32,343 --> 00:51:35,013
Look, Fred, I just thought it would
make tomorrow night a lot easier

816
00:51:35,096 --> 00:51:37,515
if you could tell Mom and Dad
that you had a job.

817
00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:39,601
Whoa! What's
tomorrow night?

818
00:51:39,684 --> 00:51:42,020
Alex's play! The one she's
been talking about for weeks.

819
00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:43,521
Oh, that is easy.
I'm not going.

820
00:51:43,605 --> 00:51:46,441
Oh, yeah, you are.
Fred, come on, she's your sister.

821
00:51:46,608 --> 00:51:47,775
All right.

822
00:51:47,859 --> 00:51:49,527
Wear something nice.
I'll wear something nice.

823
00:51:49,611 --> 00:51:50,695
7:00.
7:00.

824
00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:51,779
Don't forget, I love you.
I love you.

825
00:51:51,863 --> 00:51:53,781
Put gas in your car. 7:00.
Bye.

826
00:51:55,033 --> 00:51:57,452
Nice. Is she
seeing anyone?

827
00:51:58,620 --> 00:52:00,955
No, she's single, and she's
looking for a rabbit.

828
00:52:21,643 --> 00:52:24,646
Wow! There's a lot
of people here, Fred.

829
00:52:25,313 --> 00:52:27,148
Way more than I imagined.

830
00:52:27,315 --> 00:52:28,316
You nervous?

831
00:52:28,566 --> 00:52:30,068
Well, a little.

832
00:52:30,151 --> 00:52:31,319
It's just...

833
00:52:31,486 --> 00:52:34,072
I'm starting to
feel a bit sick, Fred.

834
00:52:34,155 --> 00:52:37,242
I've never actually played
in front of anybody.

835
00:52:37,325 --> 00:52:39,160
Come on. This could be
your big opportunity.

836
00:52:39,244 --> 00:52:41,496
I know it's my big chance,
but what if I blow it?

837
00:52:41,579 --> 00:52:43,331
Relax. I'll give you
a good intro.

838
00:52:43,498 --> 00:52:45,250
I'll set you up,
you knock them down.

839
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:46,417
Yeah?
Yeah.

840
00:52:46,501 --> 00:52:47,669
Really?
Mmm-hmm.

841
00:52:47,919 --> 00:52:50,171
Thank you, Fred.
No problem.

842
00:52:50,672 --> 00:52:53,591
Now, if you could please remove
your claws from my shoulder.

843
00:52:53,675 --> 00:52:55,176
Sorry about that.
That's my nerves.

844
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:56,511
Thanks.

845
00:53:03,351 --> 00:53:04,853
Thank you.

846
00:53:04,936 --> 00:53:06,020
Next.

847
00:53:09,858 --> 00:53:10,859
Next.

848
00:53:17,866 --> 00:53:19,033
Next.

849
00:53:24,539 --> 00:53:25,707
Next.

850
00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:28,209
Mr. Hasselhoff.

851
00:53:28,376 --> 00:53:29,460
Yes.

852
00:53:29,544 --> 00:53:30,545
May I call you The Hoff?

853
00:53:30,712 --> 00:53:31,713
Yes.
Fantastic.

854
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:35,216
Sir, I realize that
you have seen it all.

855
00:53:36,217 --> 00:53:37,468
But this...

856
00:53:37,552 --> 00:53:40,722
This will stretch the limits
of even your vast experience.

857
00:53:41,389 --> 00:53:44,726
What you're about to
see will mystify you.

858
00:53:45,059 --> 00:53:47,479
It will challenge
the very scope...

859
00:53:47,562 --> 00:53:50,231
Cut to the chase, my friend.

860
00:53:50,732 --> 00:53:52,901
Okay. Uh...

861
00:53:54,569 --> 00:53:56,571
I give you E.B.

862
00:54:05,997 --> 00:54:07,081
Come on, let's drum.

863
00:54:55,296 --> 00:54:58,299
Stop! Stop!
Stop, stop.

864
00:54:58,633 --> 00:55:00,385
I don't want to hear anymore.

865
00:55:00,468 --> 00:55:04,138
Come on! Mr. Hoff, we've been waiting all day.
Give the guy a chance.

866
00:55:04,305 --> 00:55:05,974
I gave him a chance.

867
00:55:06,307 --> 00:55:07,976
I didn't like it.

868
00:55:09,811 --> 00:55:11,312
I loved it!

869
00:55:11,813 --> 00:55:13,815
Woohoo!
Yes!

870
00:55:14,149 --> 00:55:17,485
Hoff knows talent,
and that rabbit's got talent!

871
00:55:17,819 --> 00:55:19,737
Thank you, David Hasselhoff!

872
00:55:19,821 --> 00:55:21,489
I will not let you down.

873
00:55:21,656 --> 00:55:25,326
This is a golden opportunity and
one I intend to realize fully!

874
00:55:25,827 --> 00:55:26,995
Hey, wait.

875
00:55:27,162 --> 00:55:28,997
You're not surprised
that I'm a talking rabbit.

876
00:55:29,164 --> 00:55:32,917
Little man, my best
friend's a talking car.

877
00:55:36,838 --> 00:55:40,258
Can you make it to a live taping
of the show Saturday night?

878
00:55:40,341 --> 00:55:41,843
I'll send a limo.

879
00:55:42,343 --> 00:55:44,012
Did you hear him?
Did you hear The Hoff?

880
00:55:44,095 --> 00:55:45,263
I'm on my way, Fred!

881
00:55:45,346 --> 00:55:47,265
It sounds like
The Hoff really dug you.

882
00:55:47,348 --> 00:55:50,351
I mean, he is a good actor,
but I think he was sincere.

883
00:55:50,852 --> 00:55:53,271
Thanks, mate. And don't think
I've forgotten our deal.

884
00:55:53,354 --> 00:55:55,106
You've done your part.

885
00:55:55,190 --> 00:55:57,692
And now I'm ready to
get out of your life.

886
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,030
Good. Yeah, good.

887
00:56:03,531 --> 00:56:06,534
We've had some good times, eh?
Haven't we, Fred?

888
00:56:07,452 --> 00:56:09,370
Yeah, there were a few.

889
00:56:09,871 --> 00:56:12,207
You validated my
whole childhood dream.

890
00:56:12,290 --> 00:56:14,125
And then, what else?

891
00:56:16,044 --> 00:56:18,129
Let me think.
Good times.

892
00:56:18,630 --> 00:56:21,132
Well, maybe just one good time.
But the main thing is

893
00:56:21,216 --> 00:56:24,302
I got to meet the guy
on my second grade lunchbox.

894
00:56:24,802 --> 00:56:26,387
Hasselhoff, wow!

895
00:56:28,473 --> 00:56:29,557
E.B.?

896
00:56:31,476 --> 00:56:32,560
E.B.?

897
00:56:35,647 --> 00:56:36,898
E.B.?

898
00:56:37,398 --> 00:56:38,900
Psst! Fred!

899
00:56:39,234 --> 00:56:40,318
What are you doing?

900
00:56:40,485 --> 00:56:42,487
Pink Berets.
Pink what?

901
00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:44,155
Pink Berets.

902
00:56:44,656 --> 00:56:46,658
There is nobody here.
Oh yes, there is.

903
00:56:46,741 --> 00:56:48,910
If they see me, they'll take
me back to Easter Island

904
00:56:48,993 --> 00:56:51,329
and I'll never get
my chance to drum!

905
00:56:51,412 --> 00:56:53,832
Pink Berets? Huh?
Sounds super fierce.

906
00:56:53,915 --> 00:56:55,583
Don't be fooled by
their adorable name.

907
00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:58,586
They're the Easter
Bunny's Royal Guard!

908
00:57:01,422 --> 00:57:04,008
But you're the Easter Bunny!
Aren't you?

909
00:57:04,092 --> 00:57:06,010
Of course I am, technically.

910
00:57:06,094 --> 00:57:07,095
What do you mean,
"technically"?

911
00:57:07,178 --> 00:57:09,264
I'll explain later.
Just get in the car.

912
00:57:15,937 --> 00:57:19,858
Look, I was supposed to take
over this year, but I ran away.

913
00:57:20,608 --> 00:57:22,360
What are you, crazy?

914
00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:23,862
Who wouldn't want to
be the Easter Bunny?

915
00:57:23,945 --> 00:57:25,196
That's, like,
the greatest job ever!

916
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,366
Yeah, you'd think so.
But it's what my dad wants, not me.

917
00:57:28,449 --> 00:57:32,036
He expects so much.
What's left for me to do but let him down?

918
00:57:32,453 --> 00:57:33,872
Sounds familiar.

919
00:57:34,539 --> 00:57:36,624
Sometimes fathers
just don't get it.

920
00:57:36,708 --> 00:57:39,294
He told me I only
ever think of myself.

921
00:57:39,377 --> 00:57:41,379
Other times, they hit the
nail right on the head.

922
00:57:41,462 --> 00:57:42,881
Come on, Fred.

923
00:57:42,964 --> 00:57:44,966
I know we said we'd go
our own separate ways,

924
00:57:45,049 --> 00:57:46,634
but please,
you've got to protect me.

925
00:57:46,718 --> 00:57:47,802
Look, I'm sorry,

926
00:57:47,886 --> 00:57:49,721
but I can't really
leave you places,

927
00:57:49,888 --> 00:57:51,806
I can't really
take you places.

928
00:57:51,890 --> 00:57:53,474
And I've got to go to
my sister's play tonight.

929
00:57:53,558 --> 00:57:55,727
Oh, I like plays.

930
00:57:57,061 --> 00:57:58,980
We should go see a play
that my sister's not in

931
00:57:59,063 --> 00:58:00,648
and that my family will
not be attending.

932
00:58:01,649 --> 00:58:03,151
I understand.

933
00:58:03,318 --> 00:58:06,821
Just drop me off at the bus station.
I'm sure I'll be fine.

934
00:58:07,655 --> 00:58:09,908
I could be one of
those street drummers,

935
00:58:09,991 --> 00:58:11,659
with a bucket!

936
00:58:21,002 --> 00:58:23,004
Hi. How you doing?
Good.

937
00:58:23,338 --> 00:58:25,256
Who's your kid playing?
An egg.

938
00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:26,925
An egg?
Yeah.

939
00:58:27,008 --> 00:58:28,927
Wow, that's something.

940
00:58:29,010 --> 00:58:31,513
My kid is the Easter Bunny.

941
00:58:33,181 --> 00:58:35,433
The one that
makes it all happen.

942
00:58:35,517 --> 00:58:38,019
All right, Dad, all the roles
are equally important.

943
00:58:38,353 --> 00:58:39,771
Sure, sure.

944
00:58:39,854 --> 00:58:40,939
Fred!

945
00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:43,274
Please get to your seats.
The play is about to begin.

946
00:58:43,358 --> 00:58:45,276
Hey, guys. Mom, Dad.

947
00:58:54,452 --> 00:58:57,205
Here comes Peter Cottontail

948
00:58:57,288 --> 00:58:59,624
Hopping down the bunny trail

949
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:04,379
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way

950
00:59:05,213 --> 00:59:08,967
Bringing every girl and boy
Baskets full of Easter joy

951
00:59:09,050 --> 00:59:11,386
Ugh! What is that
dreadful sound?

952
00:59:18,309 --> 00:59:19,811
Oh, no! They found me!

953
00:59:19,894 --> 00:59:22,647
Run for it!
It's the Pink Berets!

954
00:59:31,823 --> 00:59:35,160
Oh! Never mind, everyone.
False alarm.

955
00:59:35,243 --> 00:59:37,495
Please continue with
your awful singing.

956
00:59:39,164 --> 00:59:40,665
How did that
rabbit just talk?

957
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,084
Um...

958
00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:46,337
Fred has been
studying ventriloquism.

959
00:59:48,673 --> 00:59:53,011
Yeah! I might
do it professionally.

960
00:59:53,178 --> 00:59:54,262
Woohoo!

961
00:59:56,181 --> 00:59:57,849
You're being ridiculous.
Stop it! Sit down!

962
00:59:57,932 --> 00:59:59,601
You should be
nicer to your son.

963
00:59:59,684 --> 01:00:01,186
It's just a thought.

964
01:00:03,354 --> 01:00:06,191
Who wants to hear a song?
We'd love to sing a song for you.

965
01:00:06,274 --> 01:00:08,443
No, we wouldn't.

966
01:00:08,526 --> 01:00:11,196
Stop making a fool
of yourself! Sit down!

967
01:00:11,696 --> 01:00:12,780
Absolutely.

968
01:00:12,864 --> 01:00:14,949
I want candy

969
01:00:17,118 --> 01:00:19,537
I want candy

970
01:00:20,705 --> 01:00:21,789
Take it, kids.

971
01:00:26,461 --> 01:00:28,630
I know a girl
who's tough but sweet

972
01:00:31,049 --> 01:00:33,384
She's so fine
she can't be beat

973
01:00:35,887 --> 01:00:38,306
She's got everything I desire

974
01:00:38,389 --> 01:00:39,474
He's really good!

975
01:00:39,641 --> 01:00:40,642
I can see his lips move.

976
01:00:40,725 --> 01:00:43,144
Sets the summer sun on fire

977
01:00:45,230 --> 01:00:47,649
I want candy

978
01:00:49,984 --> 01:00:51,986
I want candy!

979
01:00:53,238 --> 01:00:54,739
Just the proud moms now.

980
01:00:54,823 --> 01:00:56,991
I want candy

981
01:00:57,992 --> 01:00:59,327
Now the grumpy dads.

982
01:00:59,494 --> 01:01:01,746
I want candy

983
01:01:04,165 --> 01:01:06,251
All I want is your candy

984
01:01:08,753 --> 01:01:10,088
All I want is your...

985
01:01:10,171 --> 01:01:12,841
Chewy

986
01:01:13,591 --> 01:01:14,592
Fun to eat

987
01:01:14,676 --> 01:01:15,760
So darn sweet

988
01:01:15,844 --> 01:01:22,350
Candy

989
01:01:26,354 --> 01:01:28,439
We're a hit!
They love us!

990
01:01:35,864 --> 01:01:36,865
Here.

991
01:01:37,615 --> 01:01:39,367
Are those for me?
Mmm-hmm.

992
01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:41,703
Thank you. So sweet.

993
01:01:42,871 --> 01:01:44,789
Alex. Good job tonight!

994
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:46,875
Wasn't she
a good Easter Bunny?

995
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:48,877
Jerk!

996
01:01:50,712 --> 01:01:53,464
Oh! Hey, Dad.
I was just leaving.

997
01:01:53,548 --> 01:01:57,468
Fred, seems like we made quite an
impression on you the other night.

998
01:01:57,552 --> 01:01:58,720
Is this your new career?

999
01:01:58,803 --> 01:02:01,306
Upstaging grade-schoolers with
your ventriloquist puppet?

1000
01:02:01,389 --> 01:02:04,225
No, no, I got lots of
other stuff going on.

1001
01:02:04,392 --> 01:02:05,393
Yeah.

1002
01:02:07,729 --> 01:02:09,147
There it is.
What?

1003
01:02:09,230 --> 01:02:12,567
That look. The complete and
utterly disappointed look.

1004
01:02:12,650 --> 01:02:13,902
Well, I'm sorry, Fred,

1005
01:02:13,985 --> 01:02:16,821
but can you give me just,
I don't know,

1006
01:02:17,739 --> 01:02:20,408
one reason not to
be disappointed?

1007
01:02:20,492 --> 01:02:21,743
Well...

1008
01:02:21,910 --> 01:02:24,078
Just one.
Yeah.

1009
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,087
Fred?

1010
01:02:35,757 --> 01:02:36,841
Fred, where'd you go?

1011
01:02:36,925 --> 01:02:38,676
Yeah, I'm right here.

1012
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:43,681
I just remembered I have a really
great solid lead, actually.

1013
01:02:43,848 --> 01:02:45,266
You do?
Yeah, a great job.

1014
01:02:45,350 --> 01:02:46,851
Tell me about it.
I can't really tell you about it.

1015
01:02:46,935 --> 01:02:48,353
But it's big.
You're going to love it.

1016
01:02:50,104 --> 01:02:51,773
It's really big!

1017
01:02:53,942 --> 01:02:56,528
Hey, what's with the "Mr.
Serious" all of a sudden?

1018
01:02:56,611 --> 01:02:58,780
Wait, is this where you tell me
you want to see other rabbits?

1019
01:02:58,863 --> 01:03:01,115
Because I'm
open-minded, Fred.

1020
01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:06,955
E.B., I have
the most amazing idea.

1021
01:03:08,456 --> 01:03:09,958
When I was a kid,
I told everyone

1022
01:03:10,124 --> 01:03:11,543
that I saw
the Easter Bunny, right?

1023
01:03:11,626 --> 01:03:13,127
No one believed me,

1024
01:03:14,128 --> 01:03:15,630
even though

1025
01:03:16,965 --> 01:03:18,466
he left me this.

1026
01:03:18,967 --> 01:03:22,303
This chocolate bunny,
which I kept.

1027
01:03:23,137 --> 01:03:24,305
Oh, dear.

1028
01:03:25,473 --> 01:03:27,809
And tonight, it just hit me.

1029
01:03:29,477 --> 01:03:31,980
I realized that it was
my destiny to see him.

1030
01:03:32,147 --> 01:03:34,649
Just like it was my
destiny to meet you.

1031
01:03:35,066 --> 01:03:36,734
It's all been
leading up to this.

1032
01:03:36,818 --> 01:03:37,902
Up to what?

1033
01:03:38,153 --> 01:03:40,071
You don't want to be
the Easter Bunny, right?

1034
01:03:40,155 --> 01:03:41,656
I know who can
take your place.

1035
01:03:41,823 --> 01:03:42,824
Who?

1036
01:03:43,825 --> 01:03:44,826
Me!

1037
01:03:46,161 --> 01:03:48,997
I'm sorry, Fred. Would you mind
repeating that in my good ear?

1038
01:03:50,999 --> 01:03:53,334
I want to be the Easter Bunny.

1039
01:03:54,836 --> 01:03:55,920
What was that for?

1040
01:03:56,004 --> 01:03:57,922
That is for people
who have gone loony!

1041
01:03:58,006 --> 01:04:00,008
A human Easter Bunny?

1042
01:04:00,175 --> 01:04:02,343
Come on, Fred!
It doesn't make sense.

1043
01:04:02,427 --> 01:04:04,679
A bunny makes no sense.
You deliver eggs.

1044
01:04:05,263 --> 01:04:07,098
If you wanna get all logical,
bring logic into this,

1045
01:04:07,182 --> 01:04:08,266
you should be
an Easter Chicken.

1046
01:04:08,349 --> 01:04:09,517
What? Come on.

1047
01:04:09,684 --> 01:04:12,604
People might resist it at first.
But, hey, change can be a good thing.

1048
01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:15,523
You don't want the job anyway.
The pressure is ungodly!

1049
01:04:15,607 --> 01:04:17,025
It did a number on me.

1050
01:04:17,108 --> 01:04:18,943
Do you know there was a
period of roughly nine months

1051
01:04:19,027 --> 01:04:21,279
where the sight of a colored
egg made me want to vomit?

1052
01:04:21,362 --> 01:04:23,281
And rabbits are
physically unable to vomit.

1053
01:04:23,364 --> 01:04:26,367
So it was just hours of...

1054
01:04:26,451 --> 01:04:27,619
Nothing coming out.

1055
01:04:28,286 --> 01:04:30,038
I don't care.
Imagine that, Fred.

1056
01:04:30,121 --> 01:04:31,206
Don't care.

1057
01:04:31,289 --> 01:04:33,541
If you can be a drummer,
I can be the Easter Bunny.

1058
01:04:33,625 --> 01:04:36,377
Fred, you can't just
be the Easter Bunny.

1059
01:04:36,544 --> 01:04:39,297
My dad has to give you
special powers. Eh.

1060
01:04:39,380 --> 01:04:41,799
Besides, the Easter Bunny
has got to be fit. Ow!

1061
01:04:41,883 --> 01:04:43,635
And you're a little scrawny.

1062
01:04:43,718 --> 01:04:45,303
Finally, the Easter Bunny
has got to have

1063
01:04:45,386 --> 01:04:46,888
lightning-fast reflexes.
Hi-ya!

1064
01:04:46,971 --> 01:04:50,225
Knock it off. I'm serious.
I can do this.

1065
01:04:50,892 --> 01:04:52,644
I will be the Bunny.

1066
01:04:56,314 --> 01:05:00,401
The stubborn old bunny
refuses to crown anyone else.

1067
01:05:00,485 --> 01:05:03,571
This can only mean
one thing, my friends.

1068
01:05:03,905 --> 01:05:07,158
We are going to have to take
matters into our own hands.

1069
01:05:08,409 --> 01:05:09,661
Um, um, um.
Carlos? Carlos?

1070
01:05:09,744 --> 01:05:10,745
Yes, Phil?

1071
01:05:10,829 --> 01:05:13,414
We don't have hands, per se-.

1072
01:05:14,165 --> 01:05:16,501
No, it's a figure
of speech, Phil.

1073
01:05:16,584 --> 01:05:17,585
Right. Got it.

1074
01:05:17,669 --> 01:05:20,922
Too long have we labored under the
yoke of the bunnies' tyranny.

1075
01:05:21,005 --> 01:05:22,590
Well, no more!

1076
01:05:22,674 --> 01:05:26,094
It's time for
the Easter Chick to rise!

1077
01:05:27,262 --> 01:05:29,597
Um, um...
Yes, Phil?

1078
01:05:29,681 --> 01:05:30,765
Just thinking out loud.

1079
01:05:30,849 --> 01:05:34,352
But wouldn't it be easier just to wait for E.
B.? I mean, he can fix this.

1080
01:05:34,435 --> 01:05:37,105
Phil, if you love E.B.
so much, why don't you marry him?

1081
01:05:37,188 --> 01:05:38,523
E.B. is gone, okay?
Oh.

1082
01:05:38,606 --> 01:05:40,024
There is a new boss.

1083
01:05:40,108 --> 01:05:42,193
Really? Who is it?
Is it me?

1084
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:44,112
Are you being serious?

1085
01:05:44,195 --> 01:05:45,864
Yes. Hi.

1086
01:05:45,947 --> 01:05:48,616
Just rehearsing for the
big Easter sing-a-long.

1087
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:52,036
Okay, everybody, this time
sing a lot more better.

1088
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:55,123
And one, and two.
And three and four.

1089
01:05:55,206 --> 01:05:57,458
It's me. Me, you idiot.
I'm taking over.

1090
01:05:57,542 --> 01:05:58,877
Oh. I see.

1091
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,129
But first,
I must get in shape.

1092
01:06:01,462 --> 01:06:03,214
I will be the Bunny.

1093
01:06:10,972 --> 01:06:12,974
You know,
I've been thinking, Fred.

1094
01:06:13,308 --> 01:06:14,392
Oh!

1095
01:06:15,143 --> 01:06:16,644
Hey, E.B., what's up?

1096
01:06:17,312 --> 01:06:20,982
Fred, listen.
You helped me become a drummer.

1097
01:06:21,149 --> 01:06:22,901
And how do I repay you?

1098
01:06:22,984 --> 01:06:26,905
I jellybean all over
your dream. Well, no. No.

1099
01:06:27,071 --> 01:06:29,491
I've changed me mind.
I've seen the light.

1100
01:06:29,824 --> 01:06:31,659
We're going to do this.

1101
01:06:31,993 --> 01:06:33,828
And nice job on the eggs.

1102
01:06:35,246 --> 01:06:36,664
I told you I was serious.

1103
01:06:37,916 --> 01:06:41,002
Seventy-two.
Conditioning is a must, Fred.

1104
01:06:41,336 --> 01:06:42,504
Seventy-three.

1105
01:06:42,754 --> 01:06:46,257
This is fun. Just a couple of
dudes hanging out, getting buff.

1106
01:06:46,341 --> 01:06:47,592
I could do this
all day!

1107
01:06:47,675 --> 01:06:49,677
Me, too, Fred.
I feel great.

1108
01:06:55,850 --> 01:06:57,852
Phil, how am I doing?
Be honest.

1109
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:00,355
Next up,
speed and agility, Fred.

1110
01:07:00,438 --> 01:07:03,608
I want you to run so fast that you're
just a handsome blur with great hair.

1111
01:07:03,691 --> 01:07:05,026
Ready? Go!

1112
01:07:11,699 --> 01:07:13,201
Fred, that was awesome!

1113
01:07:13,284 --> 01:07:15,620
For a couple of seconds,
you touched greatness.

1114
01:07:18,289 --> 01:07:19,541
I can feel the burn!

1115
01:07:19,624 --> 01:07:21,459
But it's good.
it's a good burn.

1116
01:07:23,127 --> 01:07:25,880
Phil, too fast!
Too fast, Phil!

1117
01:07:28,299 --> 01:07:29,384
Sorry, sir.

1118
01:07:31,302 --> 01:07:33,137
Come on, Fred!
Keep hopping!

1119
01:07:33,221 --> 01:07:35,056
Woohoo!
That's the spirit!

1120
01:07:35,140 --> 01:07:37,142
The student is
becoming the master.

1121
01:07:37,225 --> 01:07:39,477
The Padawan is
becoming the Jedi!

1122
01:07:39,561 --> 01:07:43,648
The human being is
becoming the Easter Bunny.

1123
01:07:45,233 --> 01:07:47,318
I can feel myself
getting stronger.

1124
01:07:49,154 --> 01:07:51,906
Phil? How do I
look from back there?

1125
01:07:52,490 --> 01:07:55,326
My buttocks,
they are pretty firm, yeah?

1126
01:07:55,410 --> 01:07:57,328
It's a wonderful
butt, Carlos.

1127
01:07:57,996 --> 01:07:59,998
Si, si, I know.

1128
01:08:05,587 --> 01:08:07,255
That's very good,

1129
01:08:07,338 --> 01:08:11,092
in a crude, primitive,
offensive-to-me-personally kind of way.

1130
01:08:17,182 --> 01:08:18,349
What do you think?

1131
01:08:18,433 --> 01:08:19,517
Uh...

1132
01:08:20,351 --> 01:08:22,770
It's a little too
hot for the kids, no?

1133
01:08:30,195 --> 01:08:34,199
Very impressive!
But I can bet you can go even faster.

1134
01:08:34,616 --> 01:08:38,203
Way to go! Stay calm, Fred.
Dogs can smell fear.

1135
01:08:38,286 --> 01:08:40,455
And you have nothing
to fear but fear itself,

1136
01:08:40,538 --> 01:08:42,540
and this dog I'm riding on.

1137
01:08:48,213 --> 01:08:49,297
Wow!

1138
01:08:50,632 --> 01:08:52,217
Nice work, Fred.

1139
01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,168
Oh, no. Not today.

1140
01:10:22,557 --> 01:10:23,641
Ah!

1141
01:10:24,642 --> 01:10:26,144
What about Fred?

1142
01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:29,481
He'll be all right.

1143
01:10:57,759 --> 01:10:58,760
Whoa.

1144
01:11:00,261 --> 01:11:02,096
Hey, I know you guys.

1145
01:11:02,263 --> 01:11:05,433
You're the Pink Berets,
right? Ha!

1146
01:11:05,767 --> 01:11:08,686
E.B. said you guys were so
scary, but you're really...

1147
01:11:08,770 --> 01:11:10,730
You're really adorable.

1148
01:11:15,902 --> 01:11:16,945
Oh.

1149
01:11:47,183 --> 01:11:48,768
Easter Island.

1150
01:11:51,980 --> 01:11:53,064
Oh.

1151
01:11:56,818 --> 01:12:00,905
They brought me here to lead them
in all things Easter, of course!

1152
01:12:03,366 --> 01:12:05,994
Hello, my fellow Easter-teers.

1153
01:12:06,161 --> 01:12:10,498
I am truly, truly humbled
by your choice in me.

1154
01:12:10,832 --> 01:12:13,501
And as I stand
before you, I...

1155
01:12:17,755 --> 01:12:18,840
Oh.

1156
01:12:19,841 --> 01:12:22,135
Is this part of
the Coronation ritual?

1157
01:12:24,220 --> 01:12:25,305
Phuh!

1158
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:26,931
Murderer!

1159
01:12:27,015 --> 01:12:29,100
Picking up a little
tension in the room.

1160
01:12:29,184 --> 01:12:31,603
Carlos!
What's going on?

1161
01:12:31,686 --> 01:12:33,855
Who is this person
and what's he doing here?

1162
01:12:34,689 --> 01:12:36,858
Wow, you're him.

1163
01:12:37,734 --> 01:12:40,445
The big guy. I'm Fred O'Hare.
I met you...

1164
01:12:40,528 --> 01:12:42,989
Well, I didn't meet you.
I saw you when I was a kid.

1165
01:12:43,114 --> 01:12:44,115
You look great.

1166
01:12:44,199 --> 01:12:45,783
Señor Bunny,
brace yourself.

1167
01:12:45,867 --> 01:12:49,037
This heartless human,
he has killed your son!

1168
01:12:49,204 --> 01:12:50,830
What? E.B.?

1169
01:12:51,206 --> 01:12:52,874
Did you Say "kill"?

1170
01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:54,626
NO, I didn't kill E.B.

1171
01:12:54,709 --> 01:12:56,002
Oh! Liar!

1172
01:12:56,044 --> 01:12:59,047
This can't be so.
Where are the Pink Berets?

1173
01:13:08,056 --> 01:13:09,724
Non

1174
01:13:11,392 --> 01:13:12,727
Wait a minute.
That's not...

1175
01:13:12,894 --> 01:13:14,479
Silence, human!

1176
01:13:14,562 --> 01:13:17,816
Can't you see you have
broken his poor old heart?

1177
01:13:18,233 --> 01:13:19,234
Are you kidding me?

1178
01:13:19,317 --> 01:13:21,069
Old friend,
I share your sorrow.

1179
01:13:21,236 --> 01:13:23,738
E.B. was like
your son to me.

1180
01:13:24,322 --> 01:13:25,698
I'm trying to
keep it together.

1181
01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:28,660
But don't you worry,
I will take care of Easter.

1182
01:13:28,743 --> 01:13:32,247
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Does anyone care
that that's a Butterball turkey?

1183
01:13:32,413 --> 01:13:34,415
No, no, that is E.B.

1184
01:13:34,582 --> 01:13:36,584
He has the same
shirt and everything.

1185
01:13:36,668 --> 01:13:38,586
My deepest condolences.

1186
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:40,171
Attention, all bunnies.

1187
01:13:40,296 --> 01:13:43,466
There will be a service for E-B.
in the egg painting room.

1188
01:13:44,092 --> 01:13:45,760
Carrots and coffee to follow.

1189
01:13:55,979 --> 01:13:58,273
Carlos. What are you up to?

1190
01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:00,692
It's called
a coup d'état.

1191
01:14:00,775 --> 01:14:03,111
Which is French
for coup d'état!

1192
01:14:04,863 --> 01:14:06,030
But, Carlos.

1193
01:14:06,114 --> 01:14:08,491
You've been my most trusted
number two for years.

1194
01:14:08,616 --> 01:14:11,119
Guess what? I am sick
of doing number two.

1195
01:14:11,286 --> 01:14:13,663
It is our time
for number one!

1196
01:14:13,746 --> 01:14:15,456
Yeah? We the bosses now.

1197
01:14:15,540 --> 01:14:16,833
All hail Carlos!

1198
01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:18,918
We the bosses!
We the bosses! Woohoo!

1199
01:14:19,043 --> 01:14:20,503
Pink Berets!

1200
01:14:34,517 --> 01:14:35,810
Seize him!

1201
01:14:37,896 --> 01:14:38,980
Woohoo!

1202
01:14:40,815 --> 01:14:42,650
Hey! Don't do that.

1203
01:14:43,943 --> 01:14:46,070
He's a beloved holiday icon!

1204
01:14:46,154 --> 01:14:47,238
No!

1205
01:14:50,992 --> 01:14:55,163
You can do this.
You are the world's best rabbit drummer.

1206
01:14:55,663 --> 01:14:57,415
You are a superstar.

1207
01:14:57,832 --> 01:15:00,251
You are a jerk
for abandoning Fred.

1208
01:15:00,335 --> 01:15:02,420
Hey, I don't need that
kind of voice in my head!

1209
01:15:02,504 --> 01:15:04,839
Yeah, well, you should have thought
of that before you abandoned Fred.

1210
01:15:04,923 --> 01:15:06,758
Look, you better tell me
something positive about me.

1211
01:15:06,883 --> 01:15:09,344
I can't. You abandoned Fred.

1212
01:15:09,427 --> 01:15:10,929
Oh! Hello, who is
this gorgeous devil?

1213
01:15:11,054 --> 01:15:13,932
Is Eb in here, please?

1214
01:15:14,224 --> 01:15:15,266
Eb?

1215
01:15:15,350 --> 01:15:16,935
It's "E.B." That's me.

1216
01:15:17,185 --> 01:15:20,939
Oh, all right, well, E.B.
, you're wanted on stage in two minutes.

1217
01:15:31,616 --> 01:15:34,035
Welcome to Hoff Knows Talent.

1218
01:15:34,369 --> 01:15:38,456
You guys look great- There are all
kinds of exciting acts tonight-

1219
01:15:38,706 --> 01:15:40,124
There he is.

1220
01:15:41,626 --> 01:15:42,919
How's my little guy?

1221
01:15:43,419 --> 01:15:46,881
Actually, David Hasselhoff,
I've got a problem.

1222
01:15:46,965 --> 01:15:47,966
Hmm.

1223
01:15:54,722 --> 01:15:56,224
Is it the jitters?

1224
01:15:56,307 --> 01:15:59,894
Believe me, even I used to get them.
Now, I find a good way...

1225
01:15:59,978 --> 01:16:01,813
No, it's not
the jitters, David.

1226
01:16:01,896 --> 01:16:05,483
I'm starting to realize I might
be a really selfish rabbit.

1227
01:16:05,567 --> 01:16:06,985
Look, I love drumming.

1228
01:16:07,068 --> 01:16:08,653
But when my
friend needed me most,

1229
01:16:08,736 --> 01:16:12,115
I left him in a house full of
highly trained ninja bunnies.

1230
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:13,741
What am I going to do?

1231
01:16:14,617 --> 01:16:15,577
Hmm.

1232
01:16:15,827 --> 01:16:18,371
A dilemma as old
as time itself.

1233
01:16:18,496 --> 01:16:20,999
I know that if I left right
now, I'd be giving up fame.

1234
01:16:21,082 --> 01:16:23,042
And untold riches.
And untold riches.

1235
01:16:23,168 --> 01:16:24,752
And all the bunnies
you could ever want.

1236
01:16:24,836 --> 01:16:25,920
Yes, and all the...

1237
01:16:26,004 --> 01:16:28,089
You're not really
helping much, David.

1238
01:16:28,214 --> 01:16:29,799
Like, at all!

1239
01:16:30,008 --> 01:16:32,427
And Fred could be
in real trouble.

1240
01:16:34,971 --> 01:16:36,264
Go to him.

1241
01:16:41,102 --> 01:16:43,313
Go to him.

1242
01:16:43,354 --> 01:16:45,482
Give it up for Mr.
David Hasselhoff!

1243
01:16:45,982 --> 01:16:47,609
It's The Hoff#

1244
01:16:53,615 --> 01:16:54,824
Fred?

1245
01:16:56,326 --> 01:16:57,785
Anybody home?

1246
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:00,288
Fred?

1247
01:17:10,215 --> 01:17:11,299
Uh-Oh.

1248
01:17:15,220 --> 01:17:18,473
The Easter moon
is on the rise.

1249
01:17:18,807 --> 01:17:19,974
At midnight,

1250
01:17:20,058 --> 01:17:24,979
her radiant beams will fill up
the Egg of Destiny with magic.

1251
01:17:25,146 --> 01:17:28,066
Then, at last, Senor Bunny,

1252
01:17:28,149 --> 01:17:30,902
I will be Easter's new king!

1253
01:17:30,985 --> 01:17:32,570
Carlos, I'm
warning you!

1254
01:17:32,654 --> 01:17:35,990
The Egg of Destiny is too dangerous
in the hands of a chick.

1255
01:17:36,032 --> 01:17:38,493
Its power can only
be wielded by a bunny.

1256
01:17:38,576 --> 01:17:41,496
Oh, yes? Well, look at me wielding.
I'm wielding!

1257
01:17:41,579 --> 01:17:43,915
Ooh-ooh. I'm wielding
it again. Okay?

1258
01:17:44,165 --> 01:17:47,335
Oh, Carlos, can I wield
the Egg of Destiny? Please?

1259
01:17:47,418 --> 01:17:48,461
No.

1260
01:17:48,503 --> 01:17:49,671
Can I at least touch it?

1261
01:17:50,004 --> 01:17:51,673
OW!
There, you touched it.

1262
01:17:51,756 --> 01:17:52,924
That was harsh.

1263
01:17:53,007 --> 01:17:54,717
But, Carlos,
think of the children.

1264
01:17:54,759 --> 01:17:56,594
Yes, but I am! The childrens.

1265
01:17:56,678 --> 01:17:59,097
They don't want
candy and chocolate.

1266
01:17:59,180 --> 01:18:00,473
From now on,

1267
01:18:00,515 --> 01:18:04,936
their baskets will be filled with
clumps of bird seed, dried crickets,

1268
01:18:05,019 --> 01:18:07,814
and the world's finest worms!

1269
01:18:08,106 --> 01:18:11,192
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

1270
01:18:11,484 --> 01:18:12,777
Mmm!

1271
01:18:13,194 --> 01:18:15,446
Have you
completely lost your mind?

1272
01:18:15,530 --> 01:18:18,366
Silence! You see,
this is why he must go.

1273
01:18:18,449 --> 01:18:22,620
It's this lousy attitude
of his. Well, no more!

1274
01:18:23,454 --> 01:18:27,375
The more sensitive chicks in the
room may want to avert their eyes.

1275
01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:29,460
What about
a compromise, okay?

1276
01:18:29,544 --> 01:18:32,297
The bunny gets Easter one year
and the chick gets it the next.

1277
01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:33,923
Enough of the chitty-chatty.

1278
01:18:34,048 --> 01:18:36,718
Bye-bye, Easter Bunny.

1279
01:18:36,885 --> 01:18:38,386
Hello! Hey, everyone.

1280
01:18:38,553 --> 01:18:41,973
I'm back. Yep, it was all a
big mistake, but I'm alive.

1281
01:18:42,056 --> 01:18:44,559
Hey, Larry, Kyle,
what are you doing in there?

1282
01:18:44,642 --> 01:18:46,895
E.B.! You're alive!

1283
01:18:46,936 --> 01:18:48,229
E.B.!

1284
01:18:48,313 --> 01:18:51,232
Dad? Fred? What's going on?

1285
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:54,986
Gummy cannons! In position.
Fire at will!

1286
01:18:58,323 --> 01:18:59,407
That hurt!

1287
01:18:59,491 --> 01:19:01,034
Put him on the belt, boys.

1288
01:19:01,159 --> 01:19:04,746
Dice him, slice him, and pulverize him!

1289
01:19:04,829 --> 01:19:06,414
That is a bit excessive.

1290
01:19:07,415 --> 01:19:09,667
Oh, no! E.B.!
Son!

1291
01:19:09,751 --> 01:19:12,420
The reign of
the bunny is over!

1292
01:19:14,005 --> 01:19:15,048
Oh!

1293
01:19:15,256 --> 01:19:17,634
Somebody help!
Help us!

1294
01:19:17,842 --> 01:19:21,513
What are you doing? Don't worry, Dad, Fred.
I'll be right there.

1295
01:19:22,180 --> 01:19:24,182
To the Egg Sleigh!
And step on it!

1296
01:19:31,773 --> 01:19:33,358
Are these ropes made
of black licorice?

1297
01:19:33,525 --> 01:19:36,027
Yes, yes, they are.
Horrible stuff!

1298
01:19:36,110 --> 01:19:37,195
We can eat through them.

1299
01:19:37,362 --> 01:19:39,531
I suppose you can.

1300
01:19:46,788 --> 01:19:50,375
You see, my friends?
It is just like I told you, no?

1301
01:19:50,458 --> 01:19:53,586
Oh, tonight is going to
be a very big night!

1302
01:19:53,795 --> 01:19:57,465
I'm flying!

1303
01:19:57,549 --> 01:20:00,718
Without even
flapping my tiny wings.

1304
01:20:01,427 --> 01:20:03,805
Everything is
coming up Carlos!

1305
01:20:07,767 --> 01:20:10,478
Got it!
Good man, Fred.

1306
01:20:12,063 --> 01:20:13,148
Hop on.

1307
01:20:13,231 --> 01:20:14,524
All right. Let's go!

1308
01:20:14,983 --> 01:20:18,820
I'm starting to get a sense
of impending doom now.

1309
01:20:19,654 --> 01:20:21,156
Ow!

1310
01:20:28,413 --> 01:20:30,415
No!

1311
01:20:49,934 --> 01:20:50,977
I made it!

1312
01:20:51,019 --> 01:20:53,855
All right. Here we go!
Come on, Fred!

1313
01:20:54,022 --> 01:20:55,023
Whoa!

1314
01:20:56,524 --> 01:20:59,277
Look, Fred! There he is.
it's E.B.! E.B.!

1315
01:20:59,319 --> 01:21:01,696
The Egg Sleigh!
You've got to stop Carlos!

1316
01:21:01,779 --> 01:21:03,364
Don't worry, Dad!
I'm on it!

1317
01:21:08,870 --> 01:21:11,039
The power is
surging through my veins!

1318
01:21:13,041 --> 01:21:14,792
It's good to be the king.

1319
01:21:14,876 --> 01:21:15,960
En?

1320
01:21:20,465 --> 01:21:22,842
What is happening to me?

1321
01:21:28,556 --> 01:21:30,099
Uh-Oh.

1322
01:21:37,357 --> 01:21:38,399
Whoa!

1323
01:21:38,942 --> 01:21:41,486
Come on out, Carlos.
It ends here!

1324
01:21:41,569 --> 01:21:43,988
You think you can
just take over Easter?

1325
01:21:44,113 --> 01:21:45,740
Well, guess what?

1326
01:21:49,911 --> 01:21:51,996
I actually think
you're on to something.

1327
01:21:52,163 --> 01:21:54,165
You're a bright man,
you're an innovator.

1328
01:21:54,499 --> 01:21:56,626
I like it.
Give it a whirl.

1329
01:22:03,424 --> 01:22:05,343
One second. Hey!

1330
01:22:06,052 --> 01:22:07,262
You finish?

1331
01:22:07,345 --> 01:22:08,680
Um... Not quite.

1332
01:22:14,394 --> 01:22:15,436
Take that!

1333
01:22:18,189 --> 01:22:19,524
Get off!

1334
01:22:21,442 --> 01:22:22,735
Whoa!

1335
01:22:27,699 --> 01:22:28,950
Incoming!

1336
01:22:29,033 --> 01:22:30,076
Why?

1337
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:33,371
Bunny slam!

1338
01:22:33,454 --> 01:22:34,455
OW!

1339
01:22:35,206 --> 01:22:38,710
You father was a fool to think you
would ever amount to anything.

1340
01:22:40,211 --> 01:22:42,380
Here comes
Carlos Yellowtail

1341
01:22:42,505 --> 01:22:44,466
Hopping down the chicky trail

1342
01:22:44,632 --> 01:22:47,635
Easter is coming your way

1343
01:22:48,553 --> 01:22:51,139
Okay, Phil,
initiate take-off procedures.

1344
01:22:51,222 --> 01:22:52,307
Aye-aye, Captain!

1345
01:22:52,974 --> 01:22:54,309
Chicks, fall in!

1346
01:22:57,103 --> 01:22:58,771
Attention!

1347
01:23:01,065 --> 01:23:02,150
Here we go.

1348
01:23:02,317 --> 01:23:03,651
Right naps!

1349
01:23:05,820 --> 01:23:07,238
Left flaps!

1350
01:23:10,325 --> 01:23:12,076
Okay, we're good to go!

1351
01:23:15,872 --> 01:23:17,999
Let's go, Phil.
Easter is waiting.

1352
01:23:18,166 --> 01:23:19,250
Righty-o.

1353
01:23:22,170 --> 01:23:23,213
Uh-Oh.

1354
01:23:31,346 --> 01:23:32,639
Oh, boy.

1355
01:23:34,724 --> 01:23:36,768
Phil, let's get
this bird in the air!

1356
01:23:38,353 --> 01:23:39,395
Yeah!

1357
01:23:39,521 --> 01:23:40,688
Phil!

1358
01:23:40,980 --> 01:23:42,023
Knock off the dancing!

1359
01:23:42,190 --> 01:23:44,192
Yes, sir. Sorry.
Lifting off!

1360
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:47,529
No way! The show is not over.

1361
01:23:57,288 --> 01:23:58,373
Phil!

1362
01:23:58,706 --> 01:24:01,125
What are you doing?
Fly us straight!

1363
01:24:03,127 --> 01:24:04,295
No, no, Phil!

1364
01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:06,548
Knock it off!
Keep her level!

1365
01:24:08,049 --> 01:24:09,300
NO, Phil.

1366
01:24:09,384 --> 01:24:11,553
Phil! Phil!

1367
01:24:12,554 --> 01:24:14,472
Phil! Please, Phil!

1368
01:24:15,557 --> 01:24:16,558
Phil!

1369
01:24:18,059 --> 01:24:20,228
Phil, I'm feeling a little...

1370
01:24:25,066 --> 01:24:30,738
Will you please stop dancing?

1371
01:24:37,996 --> 01:24:40,915
Phil!

1372
01:24:44,419 --> 01:24:46,087
Woohoo!
Yeah, that's right!

1373
01:24:46,921 --> 01:24:49,007
This is not over!

1374
01:24:51,259 --> 01:24:52,260
Ah-ha!

1375
01:24:53,011 --> 01:24:54,471
Thank you very much.

1376
01:25:03,605 --> 01:25:04,606
Dad!

1377
01:25:04,772 --> 01:25:05,857
E.B.!

1378
01:25:11,446 --> 01:25:13,531
I was so worried, Son.

1379
01:25:14,282 --> 01:25:16,826
I'm so sorry for
all the things I said.

1380
01:25:17,285 --> 01:25:18,703
Me, too, Dad.

1381
01:25:21,456 --> 01:25:23,875
And your friend, here.
He saved my life.

1382
01:25:24,292 --> 01:25:25,960
He was magnificent!

1383
01:25:26,252 --> 01:25:27,545
Well, I...

1384
01:25:28,129 --> 01:25:29,464
I kind of was.

1385
01:25:30,465 --> 01:25:32,008
Hey, thanks, Fred.

1386
01:25:32,383 --> 01:25:35,136
Well, Easter's in a few hours.
I have to get going.

1387
01:25:35,220 --> 01:25:36,387
What?

1388
01:25:36,888 --> 01:25:38,473
Dad, I'm ready.

1389
01:25:39,349 --> 01:25:42,060
But, E.B.,
what about your dream?

1390
01:25:42,644 --> 01:25:44,395
I'm still going to
be a drummer, Dad.

1391
01:25:44,521 --> 01:25:46,564
But I can be
the Easter Bunny, too.

1392
01:25:46,648 --> 01:25:48,483
There's just one thing.

1393
01:25:51,986 --> 01:25:53,238
All right, then.

1394
01:25:54,489 --> 01:25:55,990
Fredrick O'Hare.

1395
01:25:57,033 --> 01:25:58,076
Yes, Sir.

1396
01:25:58,576 --> 01:26:00,328
Please step forward.

1397
01:26:03,665 --> 01:26:05,250
Down on one knee.

1398
01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:07,085
Left or right,
doesn't matter.

1399
01:26:08,503 --> 01:26:12,632
And now, place your forefinger
on the Egg of Destiny.

1400
01:26:13,424 --> 01:26:14,425
Oh...

1401
01:26:20,682 --> 01:26:22,058
EB., you as well.

1402
01:26:23,268 --> 01:26:25,019
By the power vested in me,

1403
01:26:25,145 --> 01:26:28,022
I pronounce E.B.
and Fred O'Hare

1404
01:26:28,189 --> 01:26:30,400
co-Easter Bunnies.

1405
01:26:30,942 --> 01:26:32,110
Hear, hear!

1406
01:26:34,028 --> 01:26:35,071
Wow!

1407
01:26:41,369 --> 01:26:45,123
Now go forth and deliver!

1408
01:26:45,540 --> 01:26:46,541
Woohoo!

1409
01:27:03,391 --> 01:27:04,476
Wonderful brunch, Bonnie.

1410
01:27:04,642 --> 01:27:05,643
Thank you, dear.

1411
01:27:05,727 --> 01:27:07,353
It is delicious.

1412
01:27:08,062 --> 01:27:10,732
Totally agree.
This is amazing, Mom.

1413
01:27:11,316 --> 01:27:13,610
You should open a restaurant.
I'm serious.

1414
01:27:14,694 --> 01:27:16,905
That is a very nice
thing to say, Fred.

1415
01:27:16,988 --> 01:27:20,158
And can I say that
I love your costume?

1416
01:27:20,492 --> 01:27:22,327
I think it is so cheerful.

1417
01:27:22,410 --> 01:27:23,828
Thanks, Mom.

1418
01:27:24,037 --> 01:27:25,330
But it's a uniform.

1419
01:27:33,463 --> 01:27:34,506
I'm so tired.

1420
01:27:34,756 --> 01:27:36,633
Yeah, you were up very late
delivering pizzas.

1421
01:27:37,842 --> 01:27:39,219
Easter baskets.

1422
01:27:39,344 --> 01:27:42,013
Every time you say "Easter
baskets," I hear "pizza. "

1423
01:27:42,096 --> 01:27:43,431
It just helps me cope.

1424
01:27:43,515 --> 01:27:45,350
Guys,
can we not do this today?

1425
01:27:46,768 --> 01:27:48,269
Oh, they're here.

1426
01:27:48,770 --> 01:27:50,146
This is exciting.

1427
01:27:51,147 --> 01:27:52,941
That is my
co-Easter Bunny.

1428
01:27:53,024 --> 01:27:55,693
Hey, why don't you guys come see me off?
It'll be fun.

1429
01:28:02,116 --> 01:28:04,244
Well, that's weird.
Who do you think it is?

1430
01:28:04,786 --> 01:28:06,120
I don't know.

1431
01:28:15,964 --> 01:28:17,048
Wow.

1432
01:28:18,049 --> 01:28:19,217
Fred.

1433
01:28:20,135 --> 01:28:21,302
Fred, wait.

1434
01:28:27,308 --> 01:28:28,643
This is

1435
01:28:29,477 --> 01:28:30,728
amazing!

1436
01:28:30,895 --> 01:28:32,230
I know, right?

1437
01:28:32,730 --> 01:28:34,399
It's pretty cool, huh?

1438
01:28:35,984 --> 01:28:38,111
I'm sorry I gave
you such a hard time.

1439
01:28:38,319 --> 01:28:39,654
Aw, Dad, come on.
You don't have to...

1440
01:28:39,696 --> 01:28:41,281
I'm proud of you.

1441
01:28:50,665 --> 01:28:52,083
Thanks, Dad.

1442
01:28:55,003 --> 01:28:56,504
Easter Bunny.

1443
01:28:56,588 --> 01:28:57,755
Wow!

1444
01:28:59,090 --> 01:29:00,592
The one who
makes it all happen.

1445
01:29:05,221 --> 01:29:07,432
Say the words, Fred.
Bring it home.

1446
01:29:07,515 --> 01:29:12,103
Happy Easter to all!
And to all, a good mid-to-late morning.

1447
01:29:17,442 --> 01:29:21,112
On Cheepers! On Peepers!
On Biscuit and Buzzy!

1448
01:29:21,404 --> 01:29:23,198
On Chucky! On Clucky!

1449
01:29:23,281 --> 01:29:25,700
On Feathers and Carlos.

1450
01:29:25,783 --> 01:29:28,036
Yeah, come on, Carlos.
Put your back into it.

1451
01:29:28,536 --> 01:29:32,332
I've been flapping all night, so
just cut me some slacks, okay?

1452
01:29:33,208 --> 01:29:36,461
One little coup and suddenly
I'm everybody's chump.

1453
01:34:48,189 --> 01:34:50,191
Fred, what did she say?
Was that about me?

1454
01:34:54,195 --> 01:34:57,866
You speak Chinese? Just when I
think I can't love you any more...