1 00:00:00,249 --> 00:00:01,361 I love women. 2 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,347 But, like a lot. 3 00:00:03,705 --> 00:00:07,567 So much, I actually get kinda emotional when I talk about this. I'm Sorry. 4 00:00:08,985 --> 00:00:11,189 I think it's because I have so much respect for women. 5 00:00:13,338 --> 00:00:15,923 I mean if women are reigning the world, how much better off would we be? 6 00:00:18,074 --> 00:00:19,568 I'm kinda like the biggest feminist there is.. 7 00:00:19,673 --> 00:00:22,390 anyway when I'm holding a woman and I got one hand behind the back of her neck.. 8 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:25,141 and two fingers up inside her and I'm just tweaking that G-spot .. 9 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:26,933 and I'm playing like a Stradivarius 10 00:00:27,034 --> 00:00:29,042 and I watch her writhe in ectasy 11 00:00:29,146 --> 00:00:31,285 I mean that's like a religious experience 12 00:00:31,514 --> 00:00:32,943 and I'm not gonna lie to ya. I don't think ... 13 00:00:33,051 --> 00:00:36,826 Picasso or Da Vinci has done anything more inspired than I do when I'm with a woman. 14 00:00:36,923 --> 00:00:39,312 In my own small way, I've made a contribution ... 15 00:00:39,419 --> 00:00:41,241 I've made the world.. just.. 16 00:00:42,139 --> 00:00:43,186 a little bit better. 17 00:00:45,339 --> 00:00:46,419 I guess ... 18 00:00:47,291 --> 00:00:48,502 I exist ... 19 00:00:48,603 --> 00:00:50,010 to please women. 20 00:00:50,811 --> 00:00:52,186 That's it. 21 00:00:52,283 --> 00:00:53,810 Thank you, Rachel. 22 00:00:58,108 --> 00:01:00,017 That was impressive. 23 00:01:00,699 --> 00:01:01,648 Very. 24 00:01:01,756 --> 00:01:04,659 It almost sound like you believe what you're saying. 25 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:06,390 Almost, ya. 26 00:01:06,492 --> 00:01:08,402 Okay. You know what, I'm about to feel insulted here.. 27 00:01:08,508 --> 00:01:10,069 Not only I believe what I'm saying.. 28 00:01:10,172 --> 00:01:11,514 but what you just heard, that's my credo. 29 00:01:12,253 --> 00:01:14,740 Pleasing woman, is your credo? 30 00:01:16,861 --> 00:01:18,836 It is. It's my credo! Tell 'em , Andy. 31 00:01:20,605 --> 00:01:23,420 Yes, yes, that is.. that is.. is his credo. 32 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,267 He's told me many times, that it's his credo. 33 00:01:26,845 --> 00:01:28,601 What is your credo, Andy? 34 00:01:28,701 --> 00:01:31,516 Uhh, ya know, I don't know if I can really sum up ... 35 00:01:31,614 --> 00:01:35,159 my whole value system in a couple of sentences. It's quite complex. 36 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,887 Give it a shot, buddy. Okay? 37 00:01:36,989 --> 00:01:39,379 Okay. I umm.. Well, I umm... 38 00:01:40,158 --> 00:01:42,493 I believe in err.. I believe in justice.. 39 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:46,551 and uh.. I think that everyone has the right to aa.. 40 00:01:46,654 --> 00:01:49,240 - To assemble. - We have to go to the bathroom ... 41 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,749 And make a little.. pee-pee. 42 00:01:50,846 --> 00:01:52,373 Eva. 43 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:57,469 Okay. Don't be long ~ We'll miss you~ 44 00:01:59,391 --> 00:02:00,471 What the fuck are you talking about? 45 00:02:00,575 --> 00:02:03,292 What the fuck am I? What the fuck are you talking about? Me? 46 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:06,523 I don't remember what that was. I stopped listening. I zoned out. 47 00:02:06,623 --> 00:02:09,079 I'm looking at you. You're saying words that dont make sense.. 48 00:02:09,183 --> 00:02:10,841 Andy, do me a favor. Just pay attention, okay? 49 00:02:10,943 --> 00:02:12,831 We're this close to "Pussy Town". 50 00:02:12,927 --> 00:02:15,349 This close. We're sitting at the gas station right outside the "Pussy Town".. 51 00:02:15,456 --> 00:02:19,001 with an orange crush and a slim jim and we're gonna cruise on in to "Pussy Town". 52 00:02:19,104 --> 00:02:20,566 Please stop saying "Pussy Town". 53 00:02:21,312 --> 00:02:22,938 Listen, I am rusty. Alright. 54 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,469 I don't know what you expect. I am rusty. 55 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:26,682 But they are stewardess. 56 00:02:27,136 --> 00:02:28,064 From Lufthansa! 57 00:02:49,793 --> 00:02:51,898 No, goddammit. I mean what the fu- 58 00:02:52,002 --> 00:02:52,863 I mean look ... 59 00:02:54,593 --> 00:02:56,633 God! Look at you! Look at you. 60 00:02:56,738 --> 00:02:59,072 You are sexy and you're gorgeus and you're... 61 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:02,269 Guys, I'm insane that I'm not into this right now. You know? I mean.. 62 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:04,792 - What are we doing here? - We're enjoying it, Andy. 63 00:03:04,899 --> 00:03:06,328 We're having fun. 64 00:03:06,434 --> 00:03:09,696 No! It's not fun for me. No, it's not! 65 00:03:09,922 --> 00:03:11,865 You know, it's not fun for me unless.. unless.. 66 00:03:11,971 --> 00:03:14,142 I feel something. And I don't. 67 00:03:14,243 --> 00:03:16,153 I don't feel anything. 68 00:03:16,259 --> 00:03:18,299 You know, I don't care about you, at all. 69 00:03:20,707 --> 00:03:21,635 Urgh, I'm sorry. 70 00:03:21,859 --> 00:03:23,037 Fine. 71 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,205 Just.. eat me out? 72 00:03:36,612 --> 00:03:37,921 Morning sunshine! 73 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:43,809 If these are'nt the fluffiest, the most delicious pancakes on the planet. 74 00:03:44,868 --> 00:03:47,585 I had to batter the eggs and the milk. And I thought 75 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:49,627 You know what, how do I wake these up? 76 00:03:49,732 --> 00:03:51,227 Baking powder. A'ight. 77 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,699 But I want that butter milk flavor. The butter's the key. 78 00:03:53,797 --> 00:03:55,706 Ya. Please, please. Tell me it's not you. 79 00:03:56,101 --> 00:03:59,450 Oh, I got this maple syrup from this guy in Vermont, off eBay. 80 00:03:59,557 --> 00:04:01,379 The farmer only makes 40 bottles a year ... 81 00:04:01,477 --> 00:04:02,721 it's like a freaking Lorenzo's oil. 82 00:04:02,821 --> 00:04:04,610 Is that Inge from last night? 83 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,739 Oh yea yea yea, I recorded em on my site. Stored 'em on my 80 gig. 84 00:04:07,846 --> 00:04:09,733 Mine did'nt work out. I sent her home. 85 00:04:09,829 --> 00:04:12,000 Yea you did. Home to papa. 86 00:04:24,134 --> 00:04:26,845 700 Dinki Doughnuts franchise around the country. 87 00:04:26,951 --> 00:04:28,128 You don't mention that? 88 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:32,573 You give me robots tossing giant doughnuts on a skyscraper.. 89 00:04:32,678 --> 00:04:34,718 doughnuts spaceships.. shooting.. 90 00:04:34,823 --> 00:04:37,343 lasers at robots. 91 00:04:37,447 --> 00:04:38,821 - Doughnuts and robots. - Robots and Donuts. 92 00:04:38,919 --> 00:04:40,326 - Robots and Donuts. - Doughnuts and robots. 93 00:04:41,767 --> 00:04:42,977 Who do these little cartoons? 94 00:04:43,079 --> 00:04:46,079 Oh, it's a.. it's Andy. He's got an eye. 95 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:47,906 That's it? 96 00:04:48,008 --> 00:04:50,822 I keep hearing what an amazing, creative team you are.. 97 00:04:50,919 --> 00:04:52,959 - I dont see it. - Oh, Come on now Alan ... 98 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:54,471 these are my.. these are my "A-Team". 99 00:04:54,568 --> 00:04:58,016 You said you wanted a fresh.. these guys are more plugged into the culture more than anybody I've got. 100 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,389 Oh maybe I should plug my business into another agency.. 101 00:05:00,488 --> 00:05:02,725 because they guys clearly miscalculated. 102 00:05:02,825 --> 00:05:04,483 Looks like you guys miscalculated. That happens. 103 00:05:04,584 --> 00:05:07,618 You know we did. We tried the robots and doughnuts idea.. 104 00:05:07,721 --> 00:05:09,062 We thought it would be hot.. sticky.. 105 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,109 They went for sticky and hot. 106 00:05:10,216 --> 00:05:10,944 We thought it would have 'Pop". 107 00:05:10,953 --> 00:05:13,822 It should have "Pop", didn't "Pop". I've never seen anything like it. It happens. 108 00:05:13,929 --> 00:05:16,896 What.. What is funny, is that this is our plan B. 109 00:05:17,001 --> 00:05:19,489 We have a plan A, along the lines of what you've been talking about. 110 00:05:19,593 --> 00:05:21,568 You know.. tradition and quality. Give us a couple of days. 111 00:05:21,674 --> 00:05:22,884 A couple of days. A few days. Err, two days. 112 00:05:22,986 --> 00:05:24,393 - Two days is good. - Two days ... 113 00:05:24,489 --> 00:05:27,075 That's all they need. Two days. You can do that. Ya? 114 00:05:27,178 --> 00:05:28,072 No. 115 00:05:29,098 --> 00:05:31,465 Excuse me? I mean yeah, We can come up with something else. No problem. 116 00:05:31,562 --> 00:05:33,929 But it's not gonna be as good as this. 117 00:05:34,026 --> 00:05:35,913 Oh, wait a minute.. 118 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:37,220 No! This is really good ... 119 00:05:37,322 --> 00:05:39,624 really creative, out-of-the-box stuff here.. 120 00:05:39,722 --> 00:05:42,471 and if you can't see that, I dont think it's our problem.. I think that's your problem. 121 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:45,919 And maybe this isn't the right agency for you. Cause I tell you something.. 122 00:05:46,027 --> 00:05:48,612 It's not about wether or not your doughtnot is delicious.. 123 00:05:48,714 --> 00:05:51,267 It's about you bringing your brand into the 21st century. 124 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,456 This is bullshit, Jerry. 125 00:06:03,979 --> 00:06:05,157 What the fuck! Was that? 126 00:06:05,259 --> 00:06:07,015 Guys.. Guys.. 127 00:06:07,115 --> 00:06:08,490 Fine, you got me. 128 00:06:08,587 --> 00:06:10,180 We'll do it your way. 129 00:06:10,284 --> 00:06:13,318 Personally I don't get it, but uh.. we'll pitch my dad. 130 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:15,013 God, you guys got balls. 131 00:06:15,116 --> 00:06:16,971 Oh yea, they got two.. four big ball. 132 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:19,075 big.. 133 00:06:24,972 --> 00:06:25,866 Incredible. 134 00:06:25,964 --> 00:06:27,720 That was.. amazing. 135 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,926 I don't want to say it but I'm proud of you man. 136 00:06:30,029 --> 00:06:31,785 I don't know which way it's gonna go.. 137 00:06:31,885 --> 00:06:33,478 you played that guy perfectly. 138 00:06:33,581 --> 00:06:35,272 Perfectly, man! 139 00:06:35,757 --> 00:06:37,447 I was'nt playing him. Jerry. 140 00:06:37,549 --> 00:06:38,956 I'm just sick with the bullshit in my life 141 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:40,995 - Good for you. - Yeah, I'm tired of it. 142 00:06:41,102 --> 00:06:43,273 I'm tired of the one-night stand.. 143 00:06:43,374 --> 00:06:46,341 I'm tired of.. of crashing at your place for the past six months.. 144 00:06:46,510 --> 00:06:48,135 and I'm tired of feeling sorry for myself ... 145 00:06:48,237 --> 00:06:50,987 because my fiancée slept with some dick from the gym 146 00:06:51,086 --> 00:06:53,158 and then dump me after 5 fantastic years together. 147 00:06:53,262 --> 00:06:54,440 Good, vent! 148 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:56,901 - I just.. I'm taking a stand against bullshit. - Get it out. 149 00:06:57,006 --> 00:06:58,599 - You want to know what my credo is, Jerry? - What's that? 150 00:06:58,702 --> 00:06:59,650 No more bullshit. 151 00:06:59,758 --> 00:07:01,700 I love that credo. Great, let's celebrate that credo tonight. 152 00:07:01,806 --> 00:07:04,938 I've got an amazing situation lined up for us tonight. 153 00:07:05,038 --> 00:07:06,249 - Jerry. - Yeah? 154 00:07:06,351 --> 00:07:09,068 Why shouldn't you just, get the slightest bit sick of me? Little bit? 155 00:07:09,839 --> 00:07:10,766 Sick of you? No. 156 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,357 We work together, we live together ... 157 00:07:12,463 --> 00:07:14,251 we hang out together every night ... 158 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,010 it.. that's not healthy. 159 00:07:16,111 --> 00:07:18,413 - What's not healthy? - Us! 160 00:07:18,511 --> 00:07:20,486 - What're you saying? What, you got plans tonight? - Yes 161 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:21,868 Okay. Good. What are we doing? 162 00:09:21,557 --> 00:09:22,419 Thank you. 163 00:09:32,022 --> 00:09:33,811 - Fucker! - Sorry, sorry. 164 00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:39,567 Hey, hey wait! 165 00:10:02,839 --> 00:10:03,821 What, Jerry? 166 00:10:03,928 --> 00:10:06,317 Yea listen up, Phoebe, Giselle and the girls ... 167 00:10:06,423 --> 00:10:07,918 want to talk about airbrushing and retouching 168 00:10:08,183 --> 00:10:09,907 and I told my art director was on his way 169 00:10:10,008 --> 00:10:10,927 Uh-huh. 170 00:10:10,936 --> 00:10:13,489 Listen, get your ass back to "Pussy Town" man, we're about to play "Spin the models". 171 00:10:13,592 --> 00:10:15,217 Alright. Sounds good, man. Have a good time! 172 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,247 Alright, bye! 173 00:11:18,364 --> 00:11:19,346 First time? 174 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:22,651 Uhh, yeah. 175 00:11:23,612 --> 00:11:24,594 Burton. 176 00:11:25,564 --> 00:11:26,993 Andy. 177 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,366 Did you call Helen to let her know you're coming? 178 00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:32,821 No, actually. 179 00:11:32,924 --> 00:11:34,713 Just wandered off the street? 180 00:11:36,093 --> 00:11:37,816 - Kinda, yea. - Fate. 181 00:11:39,804 --> 00:11:41,266 Shall we? 182 00:11:43,261 --> 00:11:44,635 They're not gonna bite. 183 00:11:46,685 --> 00:11:48,278 Unless you ask them nicely. 184 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,292 Okay everybody. Let's take our seat. 185 00:11:54,397 --> 00:11:55,859 It's an exciting day. 186 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,104 We have somebody brand new wants to come and join the group. 187 00:11:58,205 --> 00:12:01,020 Please come sit down, right here. There's a chair for you. 188 00:12:02,077 --> 00:12:04,696 Ladies and gentlemen. May I introduce, Andy. 189 00:12:04,798 --> 00:12:07,700 - Hi, Andy. - Hi, Andy. 190 00:12:07,806 --> 00:12:11,450 And Andy would like permission to join our group. Any objections? 191 00:12:12,286 --> 00:12:13,747 Okay. Welcome. 192 00:12:15,262 --> 00:12:17,018 I would like to start the introduction. 193 00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:19,224 I'm Burton ... 194 00:12:19,327 --> 00:12:20,668 And I'm a sex addict. 195 00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:25,273 I'm Tiffany, I'm a sex addict too. 196 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,764 But I'm celebrating 94 days now. 197 00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:31,545 I'm Franny. I'm addicted to love ... 198 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:33,654 and I love to love bad men. 199 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,183 My name is Herman, December 10th.. 200 00:12:36,287 --> 00:12:38,142 I'll have 19 years hooker-free. 201 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,127 I'm Ramon, you know why I'm here. 202 00:12:41,056 --> 00:12:42,300 Hye. Donny. Sex addict. 203 00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:44,952 Unemployed, compulsive masturbator. How's everyone doing? 204 00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:48,510 Hi, I'm Vanessa ... 205 00:12:48,608 --> 00:12:51,194 and I am addicted to sex. 206 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,590 Dude, this is genious. Why did'nt we think of this before? 207 00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:02,911 I mean this is better than the Pilates, Bible study. That book club that we joined. 208 00:13:03,009 --> 00:13:04,765 Tell me about this chick. 209 00:13:04,865 --> 00:13:06,938 What's this nymphit? What's her kink? 210 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,245 Hey, her name is Vanessa ... 211 00:13:09,345 --> 00:13:10,971 and she is a sex and love addict. 212 00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:14,103 Okay, so what's she into? Last bottom boat? Space docking? 213 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:16,032 velging, cleveland steamer, the blumpkin.. 214 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:17,624 the chilly dog, the rusty trambones, 215 00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:19,868 the dirty sanchez.. What's she like? 216 00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:21,050 What is wrong with you? 217 00:13:21,153 --> 00:13:22,844 Jerry, it's a disease. Okay? 218 00:13:22,946 --> 00:13:25,051 - Can we show her some respect, please? - A "Disease"? 219 00:13:25,154 --> 00:13:26,331 It's not a disease, Andy. 220 00:13:26,594 --> 00:13:27,903 A disease is when you wake up with some chick.. 221 00:13:28,002 --> 00:13:29,726 and she got crusted cheese in her underwear. She's got to go to the hospital. 222 00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:30,808 That's a disease. 223 00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:33,085 You're really into this nymph. Good for you. 224 00:13:35,491 --> 00:13:37,662 You know what, this is something that's.. that's weird.. 225 00:13:37,763 --> 00:13:41,276 she said she recently left Jumbo's Clown Room.. right.. 226 00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:44,062 and that this Jumbo's Clown Room was ... 227 00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:45,985 this really dangerous place for her. 228 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,800 And I know, it's gotta be a metaphor for something.. but I think.. 229 00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:53,089 What, is she like..traumatized by party clown? When she was a kid or something? 230 00:13:53,955 --> 00:13:55,711 - Jumbo's Clown Room huh? - Yeah, Jumbo's Clown Room. 231 00:13:55,812 --> 00:13:58,300 Maybe that's what she call her vagina. Maybe it's just so big and so much fun 232 00:13:59,844 --> 00:14:01,949 Jerry, don't make fun of her. It's very sad. 233 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,116 No, no, no, no, no. I'm telling ya' this is a terrible coincidence. 234 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,594 There's no way she worked here. 235 00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:13,027 Do you have any idea how much cash this chicks reeks in every night? 236 00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:15,546 Please, it does not matter, I'm telling you there's no way Vanessa worked here. 237 00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:16,700 Vanessa worked here. 238 00:14:16,804 --> 00:14:18,048 She seals my heart at. 239 00:14:18,308 --> 00:14:22,138 Oh.. this is sad Andy, you're right. Oh, so sad.. 240 00:14:22,244 --> 00:14:23,706 Alright, alright, alright she used to work here. Right? 241 00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:25,089 which means that she quit.. 242 00:14:25,189 --> 00:14:27,491 which means.. that she's making real progress. Thank you. 243 00:14:27,589 --> 00:14:29,532 Yea, so was I. Hey, keep digging. OK? 244 00:14:29,637 --> 00:14:31,044 We haven't struck oil yet. 245 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,853 - Pretty sure this is illegal, man. - Okay. 246 00:14:35,014 --> 00:14:36,802 Have you ever dated a nice guy? 247 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,909 We're not really taking about me right now, but.. 248 00:14:40,006 --> 00:14:41,380 that's the thing 249 00:14:44,294 --> 00:14:45,406 What are you doing? 250 00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:48,515 Can you see that? 251 00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:51,293 What? 252 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,028 Oh, someone is doing something huge today. 253 00:14:56,775 --> 00:14:58,018 Earth shattering. 254 00:14:58,118 --> 00:15:01,217 Lives changing huge. 255 00:15:03,207 --> 00:15:04,101 What is it? 256 00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:06,365 He's here. 257 00:15:08,327 --> 00:15:09,439 Who? 258 00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:10,753 You. 259 00:15:11,879 --> 00:15:13,603 Okay everybody, let's come together.. 260 00:15:13,703 --> 00:15:15,110 we have a limited amount of time. 261 00:15:15,399 --> 00:15:18,847 So, after.. after I.. you know, pleasured myself.. 262 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,446 in every room in the apartment ... 263 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:25,126 and also the.. the laundry room.. 264 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,784 - And the lobby - Right. 265 00:15:26,888 --> 00:15:29,027 A couple of times, I needed to get out.. 266 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,496 so I.. I went to get my haircut. 267 00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:34,145 - You looks great. - Thanks man. 268 00:15:34,248 --> 00:15:37,412 - But err, you know how they gave you a shampoo beforehand.. - It's very creamy. 269 00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:38,658 Favourite part. 270 00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:43,300 And err, the woman they have there ... 271 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,637 she really gets in there, on the scalp, and she really rubs your head.. 272 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,323 and she smells good, and the shampoo smells so good. 273 00:15:48,553 --> 00:15:51,073 and I'm wearing an apron right? So I.. I figured.. 274 00:15:51,177 --> 00:15:52,606 Who's gonna notice? 275 00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:55,871 - She noticed. - Duh~ 276 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:57,793 Ramon. 277 00:16:00,202 --> 00:16:01,631 That's my second strike. 278 00:16:01,738 --> 00:16:04,007 - Did she call the cop? - Yeah. 279 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,683 One more.. and I'm doing serious time. 280 00:16:07,787 --> 00:16:09,641 Then if that's true, Donny? 281 00:16:09,738 --> 00:16:12,160 What is your bottomline, this coming week? 282 00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:15,488 - Only at home. - Here's the question.. 283 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,088 Can you handle that? 284 00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:20,609 - I think that I can. - I know you can. 285 00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:23,137 Because I've been getting into the whole condiment things, lately. 286 00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:26,628 - Oh, tell us about that. - It's all in my fridge. 287 00:16:26,892 --> 00:16:28,004 It's genious, right? 288 00:16:28,107 --> 00:16:29,994 Mayo' I mean that's a given. That's old school. 289 00:16:30,091 --> 00:16:32,099 The kids are doing that, but the mustard ... 290 00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:33,283 what? Totally. 291 00:16:33,804 --> 00:16:35,691 Tabasco sauce you have to be careful with.. 292 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,122 because if it gets in your urethra, burn the shit out of ya'.. 293 00:16:39,148 --> 00:16:40,970 Yea, right at the tip of the penis. 294 00:16:41,516 --> 00:16:43,338 But the.. relish .. 295 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,411 relish! 296 00:16:45,516 --> 00:16:46,661 because it's bumpy. 297 00:16:50,188 --> 00:16:51,203 Good meeting girls. 298 00:16:51,308 --> 00:16:52,966 See you next week. 299 00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:55,081 Uh excuse me, Vanessa. 300 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:59,142 I was wondering maybe sometime you'd be interested in getting a cup of coffee with me or something?.. and.. 301 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,659 Andy! 302 00:17:07,757 --> 00:17:09,667 Hey, I'm Herman, this is Donny. 303 00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:11,497 - Hey. - Hey. 304 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,092 Donny. 305 00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:15,020 Err, we're gonna get something to eat.. 306 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:18,151 - Good, have fun. - Yeah.. 307 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,905 - We are.. gonna get something to eat. - Yeah. 308 00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:24,676 There's this place down by where I live.. 309 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,979 they've got a whole section devoted exclusively to the anus. 310 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,901 And I'm not talking about gay anus.. 311 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,821 I'm talking hetero' anus. 312 00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:33,381 They've got like a thousand title.. 313 00:17:33,871 --> 00:17:35,397 One month I spent $ 2,000 in there.. 314 00:17:35,535 --> 00:17:38,350 I maxed up my Visa, Mastercard, Optima.. 315 00:17:38,479 --> 00:17:40,813 What can I say, I'm a tush man.. 316 00:17:41,423 --> 00:17:44,293 You know, the asshole is the new vagina. 317 00:17:44,879 --> 00:17:45,926 Yes it is. 318 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,846 Hey. Here's a little tush for the tush man, hmm? 319 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:52,295 - Hey Mr, Cleavage. - Hello. 320 00:17:52,432 --> 00:17:53,414 I gotta' a date tonight. 321 00:17:53,519 --> 00:17:55,429 What do you think? I mean, you know ... 322 00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:57,575 I can like, put 'em like this.. 323 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,942 or maybe push 'em in and.. lift 'em up at the same time. 324 00:18:01,072 --> 00:18:02,479 Those are all good options ... 325 00:18:02,576 --> 00:18:04,748 but I.. I think that's erm.. false advertising.. 326 00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:08,460 because that's not what they're gonna look like, for realsies when I get up in there. 327 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,764 I will fuck you in half, you little pygmy. 328 00:18:12,048 --> 00:18:13,837 Who's the new meat? Hurm~ 329 00:18:13,937 --> 00:18:15,431 Urm, Lisa, this is Andy. 330 00:18:15,536 --> 00:18:16,747 - Hey, Andy. - Hi. 331 00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:19,499 - What's your kink? - I'm sorry? What's my kink? 332 00:18:19,601 --> 00:18:22,351 Ya, come on, man. I've been serving these sickos for years.. please.. 333 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:26,159 This one, beats his dick like it owes him money. 334 00:18:26,257 --> 00:18:28,679 That one, would drill a hole in a ham and fuck it. 335 00:18:28,785 --> 00:18:32,615 What's you thing, Andy? What's your freaky freaky thang'? 336 00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,589 Well, to be completely honest with you, I'm not into the freaky freaky. 337 00:18:38,386 --> 00:18:39,847 Yeah, me neither. 338 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:47,241 I was in there for a second, I was really in there. 339 00:18:48,915 --> 00:18:49,995 Back in a minute. 340 00:18:52,082 --> 00:18:53,992 Donny, how's that only at home going for ya'. 341 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:56,782 He tries. 342 00:18:56,883 --> 00:18:58,923 Listen, I'm gonna get going. So thanks a lot for everything.. 343 00:18:59,027 --> 00:19:00,937 No, I just want to talk with ya' up first, Andy.. 344 00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:02,799 I noticed that you've err... 345 00:19:02,899 --> 00:19:04,874 taken a special interest in Vanessa.. 346 00:19:06,131 --> 00:19:08,106 - Vanessa? No, I haven't.. - Well, I would'nt blame ya. 347 00:19:08,211 --> 00:19:10,099 I mean she's beautiful, smart, funny ... 348 00:19:10,196 --> 00:19:12,171 talented, I mean.. makes sense. 349 00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:15,177 But, a couple of months ago, she was a mess. 350 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,251 And she was strippin' every night at Jumbo's. 351 00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:20,527 And uh, she's come a long way.. 352 00:19:20,628 --> 00:19:23,311 because of the group. I got her a job ... 353 00:19:23,604 --> 00:19:25,775 with Dr. Pete Craig, he's a veterinarian. 354 00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:28,243 We got her to move out of Luke's place and.. 355 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:31,690 she's really a set. I am very proud of her. 356 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,830 That's why we have an ironclad rule.. 357 00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:37,900 you can not date anyone else in the group ... 358 00:19:38,773 --> 00:19:39,787 ever. 359 00:19:40,405 --> 00:19:41,812 Not negotiable. 360 00:19:42,037 --> 00:19:43,531 Do you understand what I'm saying? 361 00:19:44,502 --> 00:19:45,963 Oh yeah, no, no, I understand. 362 00:19:48,629 --> 00:19:49,360 Yeah. 363 00:19:49,462 --> 00:19:51,185 Hey, guys, what did I miss? 364 00:19:51,285 --> 00:19:53,227 Oh, I was giving him the talk. 365 00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:55,189 Oh, the talk, good. 366 00:19:55,286 --> 00:19:56,049 How did it go? 367 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:59,183 I think Andy understands it very, very well. 368 00:19:59,286 --> 00:20:01,708 - Good. - Hey, you guys finished it here? 369 00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:03,985 - You want me to wrap this up, to go? - Yes, please. 370 00:20:04,086 --> 00:20:06,574 Oh, can i get a side of relish in it to go? 371 00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:10,128 I will kick you in the cunt, you little douche. 372 00:20:14,007 --> 00:20:15,501 Well, we're out of relish. 373 00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:18,095 - Oh no, you did'nt. - Urgh, what a discovery man. 374 00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:21,134 That freak is like the Christopher Columbus of wacking off.. 375 00:20:21,239 --> 00:20:22,483 I had it rested between my legs ... 376 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,110 looks like a dodger dodge. 377 00:20:24,216 --> 00:20:25,393 - What else did you learn? - Nothing. 378 00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:27,829 Nothing? What did you mean with nothing? You're breaking breads with this sickos.. 379 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,000 - You're an honorary pervert. - Yeah, that's exactly the problem, because they 380 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:33,878 have all this rules. The worst one is that members can't date other member. 381 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,270 I don't know who am I kidding. This is impossible. 382 00:20:36,376 --> 00:20:39,191 Oww, nothing's impossible man. This rules don't apply to you. 383 00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:42,419 So you can't date other member that you meet in the group, meet her somewhere else. 384 00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:48,146 This one.. I'm thinking of taking it home myself. 385 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,615 - Uh huh.. - She's fixed.. 386 00:20:50,712 --> 00:20:52,949 looking for a loving home, she's just got all her shots. 387 00:20:53,049 --> 00:20:54,194 I don't think so. 388 00:20:54,937 --> 00:20:58,286 Are you sure? They dont get any sweeter, don't they? 389 00:20:58,393 --> 00:21:00,814 - I can see that. - There's no one sweeter than me~.. 390 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,696 Well, what kind of dog are you looking for? 391 00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,632 Well.. injured. 392 00:21:24,538 --> 00:21:25,848 Tell you what. 393 00:21:25,946 --> 00:21:27,473 You help me make a good impression.. 394 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:30,132 I scratch your tummy for you. 395 00:21:30,234 --> 00:21:31,893 Like this. This is a little taste of it. 396 00:21:32,411 --> 00:21:33,491 Like that? 397 00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:36,410 You like when I scratch your tummy.. 398 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,152 Oh shit. Oh Shit! 399 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:58,136 - Hey. - Hi. 400 00:21:58,236 --> 00:22:00,146 Uh, wow! What a coincidence. 401 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,976 It's me, Andy, from the meetings. 402 00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:03,124 Yeah. 403 00:22:03,228 --> 00:22:05,017 Yea, I know who you are. 404 00:22:06,781 --> 00:22:08,341 An accident, on me. 405 00:22:08,445 --> 00:22:12,373 So crazy running into you like this. I can't believe this. 406 00:22:12,477 --> 00:22:14,713 You know what, I think you made a mistake. 407 00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:17,050 You wrote Andy down, as the dog's name. 408 00:22:17,149 --> 00:22:21,078 Yea, yeah, it's name Andy too. Yea, we're both, we're both Andy. 409 00:22:21,181 --> 00:22:26,168 You know, he's really a.. sweet and, and caring, and just a great companion.. 410 00:22:26,269 --> 00:22:27,764 You know that Andy all he wants is love. 411 00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:29,299 You mean "she." 412 00:22:29,534 --> 00:22:31,422 - Yeah, she of course. - Okay. 413 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:34,616 So, what is the matter with.. Andy? 414 00:22:34,718 --> 00:22:35,863 Arh, her leg. 415 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:38,263 It's missing. 416 00:22:40,382 --> 00:22:41,211 It's very sad. 417 00:22:41,311 --> 00:22:44,377 But you.. are working with animals and helping them.. That's amaz.. 418 00:22:44,479 --> 00:22:46,104 - How rewarding is.. - Why are you here? 419 00:22:46,719 --> 00:22:49,240 I really wanna grab that coffee with you sometime. 420 00:22:49,343 --> 00:22:52,660 And I've been out with Herman and Donny, and they gave me the whole talk ... 421 00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:54,458 so I know all the rules .. but.. 422 00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:56,566 you ran out before I got a chance to tell you ... 423 00:22:57,055 --> 00:22:58,364 I'm not an addict.. 424 00:22:58,463 --> 00:22:59,543 so there's really no problem with us.. 425 00:22:59,648 --> 00:23:01,590 You're not.. a sex addict? 426 00:23:04,448 --> 00:23:06,335 I know, I sound really crazy but ... 427 00:23:06,431 --> 00:23:07,479 listen.. 428 00:23:07,584 --> 00:23:09,177 I'm a good person .. 429 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,800 and I just really want to get to know you better. 430 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,231 Well, I can't discuss this here.. 431 00:23:14,336 --> 00:23:16,605 but I'll see you at the meeting tomorrow. Alright? 432 00:23:16,704 --> 00:23:19,355 The doctor will be right in. Bye, Andy. Bye baby. 433 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,383 I can handle the Halitosis.. 434 00:23:28,481 --> 00:23:30,969 But I don't know guys, if I can commit.. 435 00:23:31,073 --> 00:23:33,048 to a man who falls asleep.. 436 00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:35,327 during foreplay. 437 00:23:35,425 --> 00:23:38,590 Two hours of Cunnilingus is a lot to ask.. 438 00:23:38,689 --> 00:23:41,591 - Of any man. - Maybe that's where he gets the Halitosis. 439 00:23:41,697 --> 00:23:43,901 Seriously, not to mention the lockjaw, man. 440 00:23:44,002 --> 00:23:45,725 My jaw hurts just hearing that story, am I right? 441 00:23:45,826 --> 00:23:47,681 - Ramon.. - Yes, I'm sorry. 442 00:23:47,778 --> 00:23:49,436 Thank you so much for your insight. 443 00:23:51,170 --> 00:23:53,275 Vanessa, I think you're up. 444 00:23:53,378 --> 00:23:56,225 Well, I got a gig of my own. 445 00:23:56,834 --> 00:23:58,590 Great. 446 00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:03,447 The place was a total dive, and there's like, I don't know, three people there but ... 447 00:24:03,555 --> 00:24:06,719 it's the first thing that I've done without Luke as my manager. 448 00:24:06,818 --> 00:24:09,721 Is that douchebag still holding your demo tape hostage? 449 00:24:09,827 --> 00:24:13,689 Yea, he still has the demo tape but there's really nothing I can do about that ... 450 00:24:13,795 --> 00:24:16,664 But you know what I can do, you know what I'm going to do? 451 00:24:16,931 --> 00:24:18,589 I'm moving out, I'm moving in with Tiff. 452 00:24:18,851 --> 00:24:20,444 Roommates! 453 00:24:21,956 --> 00:24:24,771 - Sleepover! - That is wonderful. 454 00:24:24,868 --> 00:24:28,796 Alright now for you, the next time you fall in love with somebody.. 455 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,355 he's gonna be a guy that take care of you ... 456 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:34,243 who will not manipulate you with sex ... 457 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:37,570 - Am I right? - I did meet someone recently. 458 00:24:37,668 --> 00:24:39,229 Could you tell us about that? 459 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:42,333 Well actually it's someone right here in this room. 460 00:24:46,341 --> 00:24:48,064 Yea, this person ... 461 00:24:48,165 --> 00:24:52,191 Has made me realize how ready I am to meet a decent, honorable guy. 462 00:24:52,293 --> 00:24:55,905 And that's because he's not decent or honorable. 463 00:24:56,613 --> 00:24:58,108 He saw me sing ... 464 00:24:58,213 --> 00:24:59,588 Came looking for me at Jumbo's ... 465 00:24:59,685 --> 00:25:02,074 he did'nt think that I knew about that, but I did. 466 00:25:02,182 --> 00:25:06,972 And he came to see me at work yesterday pretending it was a coincidence. 467 00:25:07,078 --> 00:25:09,828 And when I walk into the examination room.. 468 00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,959 I caught him spanking it through his pant in front of a crippled dog. 469 00:25:13,062 --> 00:25:13,989 I was not! 470 00:25:15,879 --> 00:25:18,334 Who are you and what are you doing here? 471 00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:23,358 This is the only place in my life where I feel completely safe. 472 00:25:23,462 --> 00:25:26,364 And if you're just gonna come in here and ruin it for me.. 473 00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:29,186 then you better have a damn good explanation. 474 00:25:29,287 --> 00:25:31,142 Hell yeah, you better have a good explanation. 475 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:34,022 You better start talking right now bro, I don't hear anything. 476 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,200 Come on, man. Say something. 477 00:25:35,303 --> 00:25:37,092 Excuse me, young man... 478 00:25:37,192 --> 00:25:40,323 Don't you feel compelled to answer any of those allegations? 479 00:25:48,008 --> 00:25:49,437 Guess what guys, I'm not a sex addict. 480 00:25:49,544 --> 00:25:51,300 Bullshit! 481 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,335 I'm only here.. because I wanted to meet Vanessa. 482 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,163 I saw her sing that night ... 483 00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:59,046 and then I followed her here. 484 00:25:59,144 --> 00:26:01,184 Yea, right, okay, it's clear as it got. 485 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,495 You go cruising.. 486 00:26:03,592 --> 00:26:05,567 you meet a stranger, become obsessed ... 487 00:26:05,673 --> 00:26:07,167 you stalk her.. 488 00:26:07,272 --> 00:26:09,509 you masturbate in her office ... 489 00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:12,576 textbook. Please, please. Welcome. 490 00:26:12,713 --> 00:26:15,583 - What? It's not textbook, it's crazy ... - Andy, Andy.. 491 00:26:15,850 --> 00:26:18,403 - It's time to come clean, man. - What? 492 00:26:18,505 --> 00:26:21,091 Be honest with yourself, you lying piece of shit! 493 00:26:21,194 --> 00:26:23,583 - Come on, bro. Spit it out. - Andy ... 494 00:26:23,690 --> 00:26:26,625 this is what we call an "intervention." 495 00:26:26,729 --> 00:26:28,704 No, no, no Herman, this is my girl and.. 496 00:26:28,810 --> 00:26:30,882 and he lied to us, and he used us.. 497 00:26:30,986 --> 00:26:33,353 and for that, you are going down! 498 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:41,990 I did'nt do anything. What? 499 00:26:44,106 --> 00:26:47,041 Alright, alright, fine! I am a sex crazed.. 500 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,001 a sexy, horny 501 00:26:49,099 --> 00:26:51,401 a sex.. sex monkey, okay? 502 00:26:51,499 --> 00:26:54,019 - Is that what you want to hear? - Yes, that's what we want to hear. 503 00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:56,585 Squeeze it out. Push it out. Purge yourself! 504 00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:59,619 I'll squeeze, I'll squeeze! You want to hear some squeeze? 505 00:26:59,723 --> 00:27:00,705 I'll tell ya' this ... 506 00:27:02,028 --> 00:27:05,257 I, I, I love women. I love women! Alright?! 507 00:27:05,356 --> 00:27:08,039 I live to please.. them! Alright?! 508 00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:11,555 And when I.. when I work that G-Spot .. 509 00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:14,049 you know, when I.. 510 00:27:14,156 --> 00:27:16,939 when I do that ... It's like "boom"! 511 00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:19,752 Mr. G-Spot! That's what they call me. 512 00:27:19,853 --> 00:27:21,707 -What do they call me?! - Mr. G-Spot! 513 00:27:21,804 --> 00:27:24,739 -What do they fuckin' call me?! - Mr. G-Spot! 514 00:27:24,973 --> 00:27:27,177 That's right. Mr. G-Spot! 515 00:27:29,261 --> 00:27:31,236 I live in "Pussy Town". 516 00:27:31,341 --> 00:27:33,098 Yeah, I live in ... 517 00:27:33,197 --> 00:27:36,459 - I'm on the city council of "Pussy Town". - I know what you mean. 518 00:27:36,557 --> 00:27:40,299 Oh, my tongue, my tongue. I'll tell you about my tongue! 519 00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:42,502 The things I do with my tongue. Oh yes!.. 520 00:27:42,606 --> 00:27:44,297 I can lick with it ... 521 00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:46,252 and I.. I suck with it ... 522 00:27:46,350 --> 00:27:48,489 yeah, yeah! 523 00:27:48,590 --> 00:27:49,484 so ... 524 00:27:51,822 --> 00:27:53,415 - Andy.. - What? 525 00:27:53,518 --> 00:27:54,893 Welcome home. 526 00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:16,326 Watch this takes. It's where it builds. It's dynamic. 527 00:28:38,289 --> 00:28:41,136 Oh, you've tweaked that, dog~ 528 00:28:41,232 --> 00:28:44,648 It gets better. So what do you guys think? 529 00:28:47,761 --> 00:28:49,517 It was.. what was it Andy? 530 00:28:49,618 --> 00:28:51,243 Perff, dreadful. 531 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,058 Err.. What didn't you like about it? 532 00:28:54,162 --> 00:28:55,984 We do not like ... 533 00:28:56,145 --> 00:28:58,033 the part where you were... 534 00:28:58,130 --> 00:29:00,780 pressing the keys down and making noise. 535 00:29:00,882 --> 00:29:02,922 Everything else was spot on, you know, the hair ... 536 00:29:03,026 --> 00:29:05,197 love that, love that you were spitting while you were singing.. 537 00:29:05,298 --> 00:29:06,792 River's got half his Breakfast in his beard ... 538 00:29:06,898 --> 00:29:08,175 I love to know what he have for breakfast this morning. 539 00:29:08,274 --> 00:29:10,030 - That was good. - That was good~. 540 00:29:10,131 --> 00:29:14,386 So err, mangled spitting, singing, those were good notes. 541 00:29:14,482 --> 00:29:16,686 Good meeting, guys. Let's crank it up! 542 00:29:18,930 --> 00:29:20,457 What? Come on. 543 00:29:20,563 --> 00:29:23,563 - They are a great musical team. - I know, I know... 544 00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:25,707 I'm not worried about them.. 545 00:29:25,811 --> 00:29:27,720 Vanessa is just... 546 00:29:30,355 --> 00:29:33,225 Look, Andy. I'm not gonna lie to ya'. This is a rough situation. 547 00:29:33,491 --> 00:29:34,920 I mean, maybe I'm missing something.. 548 00:29:35,028 --> 00:29:37,264 but, this girl is.. a sex addict. 549 00:29:37,364 --> 00:29:38,411 Right? Which mean she is addicted to sex. 550 00:29:38,516 --> 00:29:41,899 Hello? Low hanging fruit! Pull it off the goddamn tree already! 551 00:29:42,004 --> 00:29:43,946 Are you listening to anything I'm saying? 552 00:29:44,052 --> 00:29:47,052 - She hates me. - I know, she hates you! Which is a good thing. 553 00:29:47,156 --> 00:29:49,164 Hatred is like foreplay for this sex monsters. 554 00:29:49,268 --> 00:29:51,505 You know you belong in these meetings. You know that right? 555 00:29:51,605 --> 00:29:54,223 You should have seen what kind of freak they thought I was when I started talking like you 556 00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:56,561 Okay. Well you clearly used me out of context.. 'cause.. 557 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:58,516 what I have is a gift, not a disease. 558 00:29:58,613 --> 00:29:59,922 - Oh, you're a gift? - Yes! 559 00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:03,185 Every woman has at least one thing that gets her highly excitable. 560 00:30:03,285 --> 00:30:05,227 I find out what that one thing is and I work it. 561 00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:08,016 Until ecstasy is the inevitable result. Exactly! 562 00:30:08,117 --> 00:30:09,939 This is a skill that very few possess. 563 00:30:10,037 --> 00:30:11,499 It's a God given talent, Andy. 564 00:30:11,605 --> 00:30:13,842 You know what, I'll clarify at the next meeting. 565 00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:16,211 Yea.. Wait. What? No.. 566 00:30:16,310 --> 00:30:21,361 Hey, hey. Look, look right here. That is never going to happen. You understand that? You are never ever coming to a meeting with me. You got it? 567 00:30:21,462 --> 00:30:23,699 You know what you need? Fresh perspective. 568 00:30:26,198 --> 00:30:29,460 Come on, look at the way she controls that beast with her thigh muscles. 569 00:30:31,510 --> 00:30:33,998 That's the way they talk to the horses, you know. With the thigh muscles. 570 00:30:34,103 --> 00:30:35,313 That's good. 571 00:30:35,415 --> 00:30:38,066 Oh man, women who ride horses are super sexualized. That's a fact. 572 00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:39,727 And that's why young girls loves unicorn. 573 00:30:39,830 --> 00:30:41,554 It's essentially white horses with a dick on its' head. 574 00:30:42,071 --> 00:30:44,526 It's a no brainer. We go down to the equestrian centre.. 575 00:30:44,631 --> 00:30:47,631 we stand on the side of the field, we wait for them to just ride around to get wet and ready. 576 00:30:47,735 --> 00:30:49,623 That's what riding does, it gets them all wet and ready. 577 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,734 What? I'm serious. 578 00:30:50,839 --> 00:30:53,392 When that chick gets off her horse, she's gonna go rub one out. 579 00:30:53,496 --> 00:30:55,700 And we'll be the only thing standing between that horse and that chick.. 580 00:30:55,959 --> 00:30:57,269 doing her beef trips. 581 00:30:57,367 --> 00:30:59,277 Oh, please don't say "beef trips." 582 00:31:01,176 --> 00:31:02,769 Look at them bounce. I love it. 583 00:31:05,368 --> 00:31:06,677 - Hello? - Who's that? 584 00:31:06,776 --> 00:31:08,118 - Donny. - Is that relish? 585 00:31:08,217 --> 00:31:10,584 - Tell him I'm a fan. I'm a fan relish! - Shut up. 586 00:31:11,352 --> 00:31:14,254 - Yea, what's the problem? - Andy, get off the phone. Come on man, fresh perspective. 587 00:31:14,361 --> 00:31:16,466 - There's a problem with Herman. - Who the fuck's Herman? 588 00:31:16,568 --> 00:31:19,219 - It's one of the guys in the group. - Oh, come on. The hell's with them, let's go! 589 00:31:19,321 --> 00:31:23,696 - Wait, hooker!? - Andy, Andy. Come on man, the jumpers alone cost me $300. 590 00:31:23,801 --> 00:31:24,848 Are you coming? 591 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:30,034 - There he is, there he is. - Oh, alright. 592 00:31:36,058 --> 00:31:38,546 - What's going on? - A'ight, here's the situation.. 593 00:31:38,650 --> 00:31:40,919 he's been in his van for almost an hour. We tried to talk him down. 594 00:31:41,018 --> 00:31:43,473 - Nothing's working, bro. -I.. I thought he called you guys for help? 595 00:31:43,578 --> 00:31:45,945 - Yea, he did. - Yes, there is.. there was a phone call, yes.. 596 00:31:46,042 --> 00:31:49,042 but then he just got this far away sound in his voice and he was cut off. 597 00:31:49,147 --> 00:31:51,962 like he wasn't himself anymore and now he won't even answer his cellphone. 598 00:31:52,059 --> 00:31:53,652 He totally shut us down, bro. 599 00:31:53,754 --> 00:31:56,405 - What's up with that pant? Seriously. - You ride? 600 00:31:56,507 --> 00:31:58,841 Look, he'll listen to you, okay? 'Cause you've been there before.. 601 00:31:58,939 --> 00:32:01,460 - But we're ... - Don't look at 'em, bro.. 602 00:32:01,563 --> 00:32:04,247 It is such a friendly neighborhood. I gotta go. I'm in a good place right now.. 603 00:32:04,347 --> 00:32:06,322 and it's just not good to be here. So I'm gonna bolt, good luck! 604 00:32:06,428 --> 00:32:08,370 Seriously brother, this place is way too cheap, man.. 605 00:32:08,475 --> 00:32:10,931 you can get blonde for a bucket of chicken and I just got paid, brother. 606 00:32:11,035 --> 00:32:13,937 - We're out of here. - What do you guys mean, you guys gotta bolt? 607 00:32:14,427 --> 00:32:16,250 What am I supposed to.. I don't know what to say to him. 608 00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:18,552 We're gay! We're gay! 609 00:32:19,163 --> 00:32:20,505 You gotta be..! 610 00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,465 Go away! 611 00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:40,339 Alright. 612 00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:46,392 So, what's.. what's going on? 613 00:32:51,582 --> 00:32:53,622 Whatever it is that you did.. 614 00:32:53,725 --> 00:32:56,092 it's.. it's done now.. 615 00:32:56,190 --> 00:32:57,205 Why don't we just go home? 616 00:32:58,238 --> 00:33:01,467 I did'nt.. fucking.. do anything yet. 617 00:33:02,174 --> 00:33:03,254 What do you mean? 618 00:33:04,798 --> 00:33:05,813 Rock ... 619 00:33:07,038 --> 00:33:08,794 Are we going to do some business or what? 620 00:33:08,894 --> 00:33:10,902 It stinks like rat poison back here ... 621 00:33:11,006 --> 00:33:12,664 and I didn't agree to no threeway. 622 00:33:12,767 --> 00:33:16,313 You guys are kinky and little jocky? No-uh, that's extra. 623 00:33:18,143 --> 00:33:19,037 Did you forget how to blow? 624 00:33:19,135 --> 00:33:22,135 - Fuck you, Ramon. - You're not allowed, remember? 625 00:33:26,783 --> 00:33:27,830 Shut up. 626 00:33:27,935 --> 00:33:33,173 A hundred long lonely nights of celibacy. 627 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,589 Three things got me through. 628 00:33:35,328 --> 00:33:36,342 My waterpick, 629 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:37,975 breaking boards to the head, 630 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:41,179 and seein' your ugly faces every week. 631 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,701 That really killed my sex drive. I love you guys! 632 00:33:43,808 --> 00:33:45,947 And love you too, Tiffany. 633 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,989 What are you freaks celebrating, huh? 634 00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:51,422 Let me guess. You all got together, jizz on a cookie.. 635 00:33:51,521 --> 00:33:53,376 and you got to eat 'em, huh, mericon'.. 636 00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:55,738 I love you guys. I love you... 637 00:33:55,841 --> 00:33:57,051 because you all wants to fuck me.. 638 00:33:57,153 --> 00:33:59,357 and that's incredibly good for my self-esteem. 639 00:33:59,457 --> 00:34:00,385 I'll go cut this up. 640 00:34:00,481 --> 00:34:02,423 You know my self-esteem is not that high ... 641 00:34:02,529 --> 00:34:05,344 but it would be a lot lower if it were'nt for a special someone... 642 00:34:05,441 --> 00:34:08,125 who got my ass out of a very sticky situation. 643 00:34:08,225 --> 00:34:10,681 - To Andy. - No, I'm talking bout the hooker. 644 00:34:10,785 --> 00:34:11,832 She's lookin' hot! 645 00:34:13,538 --> 00:34:14,716 To Andy! 646 00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:28,221 - It's raining. - I know. 647 00:34:28,322 --> 00:34:31,039 - I drive a scooter. - Youre gonna get wet. 648 00:34:31,139 --> 00:34:32,765 Damn it, open the door! 649 00:34:41,635 --> 00:34:43,807 - I'll be just a minute. - Take your time. 650 00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:48,030 Most of 'em are sleeping. It's just this little girl right here... 651 00:34:48,131 --> 00:34:51,165 who has a hard time. Yea, baby. 652 00:34:53,283 --> 00:34:56,928 It's okay, Paula Abdul. I'm here now. 653 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:05,571 She only falls asleep in my arms. 654 00:35:06,917 --> 00:35:08,259 Are you on the clock right now? 655 00:35:09,285 --> 00:35:10,529 What am I supposed to do? 656 00:35:20,165 --> 00:35:22,052 You know I think I might have misjudged you. 657 00:35:23,493 --> 00:35:24,542 Yeah? 658 00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:27,167 You're even sicker than I thought. 659 00:35:41,446 --> 00:35:42,209 You're home late. 660 00:35:44,295 --> 00:35:46,237 Jesus Jerry, you scared the shit out of me. 661 00:35:46,471 --> 00:35:48,892 Anywhere on your calendar does it says "Drinks with Reeves? 662 00:35:50,343 --> 00:35:52,961 Oh shit. I'm sorry, man. 663 00:35:53,191 --> 00:35:54,435 I totally forgot about that. 664 00:35:54,566 --> 00:35:57,501 Yea, apparently he was going to talk with us about something important, something about our future.. 665 00:35:57,607 --> 00:35:58,621 Is he gonna make us partner? 666 00:35:58,727 --> 00:36:00,385 Oh, I don't know, we were'nt there to find out. 667 00:36:00,487 --> 00:36:05,157 What I do know, is that Dinki Donuts would be the biggest account that Reeves' ever had 668 00:36:05,255 --> 00:36:08,322 - Yea, I know. - I also know that right now we have no shot at it. 669 00:36:08,552 --> 00:36:09,730 Why? 670 00:36:10,664 --> 00:36:12,355 Well, maybe it's because you're doing it again, Andy. 671 00:36:12,455 --> 00:36:15,008 You're changing, you're becoming the object of your affection. 672 00:36:15,272 --> 00:36:18,120 Will the real Andy grow a sack of nuts and be counted for 673 00:36:18,216 --> 00:36:19,645 who you are instead of who you're with. 674 00:36:19,752 --> 00:36:21,029 Alright, you're talking out your ass. 675 00:36:21,128 --> 00:36:23,136 Andy, I've known you since forever. This is your fatal flaw. 676 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:26,557 With women you're a.. you're a chameleon like one of those color changing lizards. 677 00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:28,167 I know what a chameleon is, Jerry. 678 00:36:28,265 --> 00:36:30,851 Come here. Sit down, I want to show you something I've been working on a long time. 679 00:36:30,952 --> 00:36:31,967 Andrew. 680 00:36:42,858 --> 00:36:44,199 So ... 681 00:36:44,297 --> 00:36:47,396 First, there was Heidi. Rar-rarr. 682 00:36:49,097 --> 00:36:51,716 Getting all tubular and gnarly with Zoey. 683 00:36:51,817 --> 00:36:54,338 I think she dumped you two weeks after I took this photo if my memory serves. 684 00:36:55,402 --> 00:36:57,923 Throwin' down mad rhymes with Tisha. 685 00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:02,279 Aww, My. Earthy Poet Man. 686 00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:05,508 See, I.. I can't even find you in this photo. 687 00:37:06,570 --> 00:37:07,715 Come one, where the fuck are ya'? 688 00:37:12,586 --> 00:37:13,569 Imagine that. 689 00:37:15,147 --> 00:37:18,115 Whoops, wait a second. That's not supposed to be in there. 690 00:37:19,243 --> 00:37:21,131 And finally, Cynthia. 691 00:37:21,227 --> 00:37:22,950 Or as I'd like to call her, Medusa ... 692 00:37:23,051 --> 00:37:24,513 - The devil woman. - Stop. 693 00:37:24,619 --> 00:37:26,441 She was so much more deceptive than the others ... 694 00:37:26,539 --> 00:37:28,449 because with her, see you looked like Andy ... 695 00:37:28,555 --> 00:37:29,668 but you were'nt Andy. 696 00:37:29,771 --> 00:37:32,455 It was like "Invasion body snatching pussy" 697 00:37:32,556 --> 00:37:34,149 Okay, thank you. You made your point. 698 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,140 Andy, what happened to your credo? 699 00:37:36,268 --> 00:37:38,440 Huh, no more bullshit? What happen to that? 700 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,428 I mean, we've got a fuckin' three legged dog. 701 00:37:40,908 --> 00:37:42,119 Named Andy. 702 00:37:43,149 --> 00:37:44,196 I love you. 703 00:37:44,301 --> 00:37:46,057 Come on, pinky swear me right now.. 704 00:37:46,156 --> 00:37:47,880 that you are finished with these perverts. 705 00:37:47,981 --> 00:37:49,442 I'm not gonna pinky anything with you. 706 00:37:49,549 --> 00:37:51,491 I'm making real progress with Vanessa. 707 00:37:51,596 --> 00:37:53,320 In case you haven't noticed, that's important to me. 708 00:37:54,637 --> 00:37:55,979 I promise you this: 709 00:37:56,077 --> 00:38:00,228 I will not lose sight of who I really am. Okay? 710 00:38:01,773 --> 00:38:05,319 I just got obsessed by little men. 711 00:38:05,582 --> 00:38:08,132 I'm addicted to hand jobs... from men. 712 00:38:08,142 --> 00:38:09,735 My cock understands me. 713 00:38:09,837 --> 00:38:13,896 I got really into mail order brides. 714 00:38:13,998 --> 00:38:15,208 I don't know what ... 715 00:38:15,534 --> 00:38:16,844 that old man wanted. 716 00:38:17,102 --> 00:38:19,688 It was hard to hear through the oxygen mask. 717 00:38:19,790 --> 00:38:22,605 I started caressing his penis, I couldn't help it. 718 00:38:23,886 --> 00:38:26,253 I kept going to see them little midget at them circus. 719 00:38:26,351 --> 00:38:27,977 I'm not gay. 720 00:38:28,078 --> 00:38:28,940 Just lazy. 721 00:38:29,038 --> 00:38:30,729 The next thing I know, I was just being.. 722 00:38:31,215 --> 00:38:32,491 escorted out of the funeral parlor. 723 00:38:32,591 --> 00:38:35,493 The smell of tapioca just.. 724 00:38:35,599 --> 00:38:36,428 it made my dick hard. 725 00:38:36,527 --> 00:38:39,080 When it gets angry, it kinda look like.. 726 00:38:39,184 --> 00:38:41,289 Karl Malden's nose, you know, kinda' bulbous. 727 00:38:41,391 --> 00:38:44,555 I can not stop. I have to have it. 728 00:38:44,815 --> 00:38:47,336 He said "Hey man, I'm not gay." 729 00:38:47,439 --> 00:38:50,571 And I'm like, "Shit, that's.. that's just good business." You know. 730 00:38:50,672 --> 00:38:53,006 I had two of them fucked me in that little midget car. 731 00:38:53,488 --> 00:38:54,950 I mean, little people. 732 00:38:55,088 --> 00:38:57,510 People look at you funny if you pull your cock out in public. 733 00:39:00,401 --> 00:39:03,270 Thanks. Thanks alot. It was awesome. 734 00:39:09,329 --> 00:39:12,111 Oh my god. She lived in this dump with that animal for 2 years. 735 00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:14,698 Where's this animal now? 736 00:39:14,801 --> 00:39:16,012 He's at work. We're good. 737 00:39:16,113 --> 00:39:18,056 So where's.. where's the demo.. where did she say it was? 738 00:39:18,161 --> 00:39:20,398 She said there, in the bedroom. 739 00:39:20,497 --> 00:39:22,537 There are weapons on the table, fellas. 740 00:39:22,642 --> 00:39:24,813 I don't feel good about this. 741 00:39:25,777 --> 00:39:27,403 This is not our places. 742 00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:30,385 Okay. Let's go. 743 00:39:30,482 --> 00:39:32,238 It smells like old socks. 744 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,629 I think I'm havin' a panic attack. 745 00:39:36,658 --> 00:39:37,607 I have it. 746 00:39:37,714 --> 00:39:39,754 Let's get out of here before the animal gets back. 747 00:39:39,859 --> 00:39:40,841 Oh shit. 748 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:45,392 So, which one of you called me an animal? 749 00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:48,746 Too ugly. Too fat. 750 00:39:48,851 --> 00:39:51,950 So, you. You must the one doin' her. 751 00:39:53,235 --> 00:39:54,380 Sweet piece of ass, huh? 752 00:39:54,483 --> 00:39:57,352 Hey, animal, watch your mouth. 753 00:39:57,459 --> 00:39:59,117 Yea, that's not necessary, man. 754 00:40:00,851 --> 00:40:01,680 " Not necessary ?" 755 00:40:01,811 --> 00:40:04,462 Check out the white knight protecting his lady's honor. 756 00:40:05,076 --> 00:40:06,702 You care to duel, "Sir Puss Alot"? 757 00:40:06,804 --> 00:40:08,430 Yea, duel him. 758 00:40:09,268 --> 00:40:10,446 I'm talking to you, ass hat. 759 00:40:10,547 --> 00:40:13,101 Yea, I heard you. No, no I don't care to duel. 760 00:40:13,204 --> 00:40:15,277 Besides, there's three of us.. 761 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,809 So we can kick your ass. 762 00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:19,218 Donny, get back here right now. 763 00:40:21,684 --> 00:40:23,059 What do you got there? 764 00:40:23,157 --> 00:40:25,939 Those happen to be my demos, that I produced.. 765 00:40:26,037 --> 00:40:27,728 spent six grand on. 766 00:40:28,821 --> 00:40:30,861 Fuck it. She can have 'em. 767 00:40:30,965 --> 00:40:32,558 That girl got no talent. 768 00:40:33,237 --> 00:40:34,666 Tell her I'm keeping the mattress tho'... 769 00:40:34,773 --> 00:40:35,984 as a souvenir. 770 00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:37,646 It's the only place she was ever any use to me. 771 00:40:37,749 --> 00:40:39,310 Okay, we'll tell her. 772 00:40:39,413 --> 00:40:42,796 If I ever see you fella again it won't go so friendly. 773 00:40:43,478 --> 00:40:45,136 - You got that, "Puss"? - We got it. 774 00:40:45,238 --> 00:40:48,107 No, no, no. He was talking to Andy. He was calling Andy a pussy. 775 00:40:48,790 --> 00:40:51,059 I don't think you understand or appreciate the urgency of the situation. 776 00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:53,614 We fly to Phoenix in two days to pitch the campaign. 777 00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:58,093 - Two days. So just tell me that we're still a team. - Yeah, Jerry. Yes, of course we're a team. 778 00:40:58,198 --> 00:41:00,980 You're the talent, and I'm the salesman. 779 00:41:01,078 --> 00:41:02,355 If you don't do your job, I have nothing to sell. 780 00:41:02,454 --> 00:41:04,527 Your priorities are way out of whack. 781 00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:07,314 You're spending every second with these t-baggers and chicken chokers and.. 782 00:41:07,415 --> 00:41:10,262 - They're taking over our lives. -That is not true. 783 00:41:10,359 --> 00:41:12,596 - It is not true. - Okay, well, show... 784 00:41:18,007 --> 00:41:20,757 What? We needed an office guy. 785 00:41:22,551 --> 00:41:24,209 - What are you doing? - Come here. 786 00:41:24,312 --> 00:41:25,686 I wrote a song for you. 787 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,047 You're kidding me. 788 00:41:29,144 --> 00:41:31,446 You rescued my demo tape. It's the least I could do. 789 00:41:32,216 --> 00:41:34,071 Oh, I heard you were very gallant by the way.. 790 00:41:34,169 --> 00:41:36,176 "Sir Puss-Alot"? 791 00:41:36,281 --> 00:41:37,775 Yea.. 792 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,946 But I really.. I really didn't do anything. 793 00:41:41,048 --> 00:41:42,903 Actually, you kinda' did. 794 00:41:43,672 --> 00:41:46,738 I sent it to a couple of producers and this guy want me to showcase 795 00:41:46,841 --> 00:41:48,019 at a party tomorrow night. 796 00:41:48,121 --> 00:41:49,909 Tomorrow? That's incredible. 797 00:41:50,009 --> 00:41:52,791 Alright, alright. Just shut up and listen to my song. 798 00:41:52,889 --> 00:41:54,383 I can't believe you wrote a song for me. 799 00:42:04,762 --> 00:42:07,380 "There`s something about you" 800 00:42:07,482 --> 00:42:11,475 "That I can`t understand" 801 00:42:11,578 --> 00:42:14,328 "Something in the way you feel" 802 00:42:14,491 --> 00:42:18,386 "When I hold you in my hand" 803 00:42:18,490 --> 00:42:22,102 "Someday soon sure as your glaze" 804 00:42:22,203 --> 00:42:26,742 "That shines for all to see" 805 00:42:26,843 --> 00:42:29,909 "We`ll be together" 806 00:42:30,683 --> 00:42:34,480 "My Dinki donuts" 807 00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:39,126 "Dinki donuts" 808 00:42:40,379 --> 00:42:42,485 "And I.." 809 00:42:56,925 --> 00:42:57,873 Wow. 810 00:42:58,108 --> 00:42:59,570 It's not good, I know that. 811 00:42:59,676 --> 00:43:02,360 Donny just.. he told me that you guys are struggling.. 812 00:43:02,461 --> 00:43:04,533 so I came up with something as a joke. Really. 813 00:43:04,637 --> 00:43:06,808 No, no, I don't think you were joking. 814 00:43:06,909 --> 00:43:08,338 You hated it, right? 815 00:43:08,445 --> 00:43:09,590 Actually, urm.. 816 00:43:10,909 --> 00:43:12,054 I kinda' loved it. 817 00:43:13,309 --> 00:43:14,170 No way. 818 00:43:14,269 --> 00:43:15,479 Yes way. 819 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:21,017 Andy, why do you seduce all those women? 820 00:43:21,662 --> 00:43:25,273 Multiple partners is not what turns me on. 821 00:43:26,494 --> 00:43:28,218 It gets in the way with what really matters.. 822 00:43:28,318 --> 00:43:30,903 intimacy, romances, commitment. 823 00:43:31,006 --> 00:43:33,689 Yes, yes. I think, that is exactly what ... 824 00:43:36,639 --> 00:43:39,322 I have a friend.. a friend who believes in all that stuff you believes in. 825 00:43:40,223 --> 00:43:44,020 He was.. he was supposed to get married to this woman, Cynthia.. 826 00:43:45,055 --> 00:43:47,160 but six weeks before the wedding.. 827 00:43:47,263 --> 00:43:49,402 she sleeps with some guy from the gym.. 828 00:43:49,503 --> 00:43:52,023 - And dumps him. - Oh god. 829 00:43:52,127 --> 00:43:55,739 And he was completely destroyed. But even after all that.. 830 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,563 he still believes in true love. 831 00:43:57,664 --> 00:43:59,486 And even love at first sight. 832 00:43:59,584 --> 00:44:02,334 - Oh, he sounds like a great guy. - He's a great guy. 833 00:44:02,464 --> 00:44:04,374 He just gave his heart to the wrong girl, that's all. 834 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,374 A great guy. 835 00:44:10,401 --> 00:44:12,343 So you tell me, Mr. G-Spot.. 836 00:44:13,312 --> 00:44:15,768 What makes you such a good lover? 837 00:44:16,928 --> 00:44:19,263 I.. pay attention. 838 00:44:19,552 --> 00:44:21,014 That's the secret. 839 00:44:22,305 --> 00:44:25,785 I mean, every woman has at least.. 840 00:44:25,889 --> 00:44:29,086 one thing.. that, you know, makes her highly excitable. So.. 841 00:44:30,433 --> 00:44:34,110 I just.. I find out what that one thing is and work it until.. 842 00:44:34,977 --> 00:44:38,589 ecstasy is the inevitable result. 843 00:44:39,554 --> 00:44:41,310 You know what gets me highly excitable? 844 00:44:41,698 --> 00:44:43,999 Red wine, Merlot. 845 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,684 A guy all sweaty after work out, 846 00:44:46,786 --> 00:44:47,866 smelling like a man. 847 00:44:47,970 --> 00:44:50,141 Red wine, sweaty, that's good stuff. Interesting. 848 00:44:50,946 --> 00:44:51,874 My feet. 849 00:44:52,514 --> 00:44:54,270 If you give me a foot massage.. 850 00:44:54,786 --> 00:44:58,135 And I will lose all control. 851 00:45:01,571 --> 00:45:02,553 Feet. 852 00:45:04,707 --> 00:45:07,293 Why don't you show me one of your secret. 853 00:45:10,691 --> 00:45:11,552 Okay. 854 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:29,761 Oh my god. 855 00:45:35,077 --> 00:45:37,924 I bet you make girls crazy just by doing this. 856 00:45:44,036 --> 00:45:46,590 - I'm being a bad girl, right now? - Ya, me too. 857 00:45:50,246 --> 00:45:51,074 I.. gotta go. 858 00:45:52,966 --> 00:45:54,788 - Am I going somewhere with you.. or..? - No.. 859 00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:56,479 We both have big days tomorrow. 860 00:45:56,581 --> 00:45:58,970 - Good luck with your pitchy, Andy. - Wait. 861 00:46:11,398 --> 00:46:13,221 Why she just turn me off like that? 862 00:46:13,350 --> 00:46:15,772 You know, she tells me all this things that gets her off.. 863 00:46:15,878 --> 00:46:17,220 Like a Merlot.. 864 00:46:17,319 --> 00:46:19,424 a guy all sweaty after a work out.. 865 00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:20,509 a foot massage.. 866 00:46:20,615 --> 00:46:22,688 Why would she tell me if she wasn't into me? 867 00:46:22,791 --> 00:46:23,806 I don't know. 868 00:46:23,911 --> 00:46:26,845 This is only the most important day of our professional lives. 869 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,806 Let's get our head in the game, okay? 870 00:46:28,904 --> 00:46:30,180 Vitamins. Vitamins. 871 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,614 Lets get real. 872 00:46:36,712 --> 00:46:38,784 I was wrong. Alright? 873 00:46:38,888 --> 00:46:42,271 Your ideas are great, really sharp and err.. 874 00:46:42,376 --> 00:46:44,231 Well, you know, I don't know what that lingo, but err... 875 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,637 I think my dad's gonna like your pitch. 876 00:46:46,728 --> 00:46:48,070 You've got big balls, kid. 877 00:46:48,168 --> 00:46:49,378 Hung like a grandfather clock. 878 00:46:50,888 --> 00:46:52,197 Take good care of this guys, Ted. 879 00:46:52,297 --> 00:46:53,344 Might have to steal them away from you. 880 00:46:53,449 --> 00:46:58,184 Hey, don't.. don't threaten me, Alan. No, no, cause I'm making these two guys partners. 881 00:46:58,729 --> 00:47:00,671 Yeah! 882 00:47:01,961 --> 00:47:03,749 - Salud! - Here we are. 883 00:47:12,394 --> 00:47:14,979 - Sandy. - Hey Alan, how are you? 884 00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:16,511 - Yea, good. - Good. 885 00:47:16,617 --> 00:47:18,854 Good evening, gentlemen. How are you? 886 00:47:18,954 --> 00:47:20,742 We have a great sushi buffet on board.. 887 00:47:20,842 --> 00:47:22,915 and some dynamite wine you're just gonna' love. 888 00:47:23,018 --> 00:47:26,793 But there's another plane behind us on the runway and we are on a tight schedule. 889 00:47:28,298 --> 00:47:30,851 I bet I can find a hole in that tight schedule. 890 00:47:30,955 --> 00:47:32,678 Red Eye to Cleveland last week. 891 00:47:32,778 --> 00:47:35,877 Sex on the airplane. That happens. 892 00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:37,514 Excuse me. 893 00:47:37,707 --> 00:47:39,562 I think we all realized what he was talking about. 894 00:47:39,659 --> 00:47:41,699 Okay, alright, alright. 895 00:47:42,123 --> 00:47:44,327 Jerry, you are such an idiot ... 896 00:47:47,211 --> 00:47:48,805 - Hello? - Leave me alone! 897 00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,468 - Who is this? - Andy, thank God! 898 00:47:50,571 --> 00:47:52,960 Herman and.. Tiffany.. Nobodies answered my calls.. just.. 899 00:47:54,155 --> 00:47:55,748 God, I'm such an idiot. 900 00:47:55,852 --> 00:47:57,957 - Vanessa, are you alright? - Andy, come on. We must go. 901 00:47:58,060 --> 00:48:00,842 - Excuse me, you're not supposed to use the cell. - Thank you. Thank you. 902 00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:02,827 - We gotta' go. - Hold on, a second. 903 00:48:02,924 --> 00:48:04,866 Luke is such an asshole. He set me up. 904 00:48:04,972 --> 00:48:06,663 This isn't the producer's house. 905 00:48:06,764 --> 00:48:09,547 Some frat party, they want me to strip.. and.. 906 00:48:09,645 --> 00:48:12,460 - You know what, I'm not gonna' do it anymore.. I just.. - Calm down.. 907 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,273 Oh God they're gonna break down the door, Andy please! 908 00:48:15,372 --> 00:48:16,779 Hello? Vanessa, are you o..? 909 00:48:16,877 --> 00:48:19,081 - Andy, we gotta go, bud. - Shit. Shit. 910 00:48:21,005 --> 00:48:22,860 - I gotta' go. - No. 911 00:48:22,957 --> 00:48:24,266 - Yes, yes, I gotta' go. - What are you talkin' about? 912 00:48:24,365 --> 00:48:27,016 - Vanessa is in real trouble. - Vanessa got plenty of other fuck buddies that she can call. 913 00:48:27,117 --> 00:48:29,573 You get on the plane, you get one the plane. You cover, you know the whole thing. 914 00:48:29,710 --> 00:48:32,263 - You know what, I'm just gonna count to three ... - This is a real emergency. 915 00:48:32,365 --> 00:48:33,740 One .. 916 00:48:33,838 --> 00:48:35,114 - Two.. - I'm sorry, Jerry, I gotta go. 917 00:48:35,214 --> 00:48:36,424 three.. 918 00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:38,693 four.. 919 00:48:40,110 --> 00:48:41,092 Urgh, fuck! 920 00:48:44,238 --> 00:48:46,507 - Yeah? - Hey, how are you? 921 00:48:46,606 --> 00:48:49,476 - Who are you? - Oh, I'm here for the party, man. 922 00:48:51,183 --> 00:48:53,452 - Hey, hey, where do you think you're going? - I'm part of the show, buddy. 923 00:48:55,439 --> 00:48:56,966 Ralph. 924 00:48:57,071 --> 00:48:59,656 This guy says he's part of the show. Do you know anything about this? 925 00:48:59,759 --> 00:49:02,028 Man, I don't know anything about that. 926 00:49:02,127 --> 00:49:03,785 Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.. 927 00:49:03,887 --> 00:49:06,538 It's a surprise, buddy. You're gonna love it, trust me. 928 00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:08,549 Wait until you see my cock. 929 00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:10,794 You can tell your grandkids stories about it. Seriously. 930 00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:12,942 - Where's the girl? - That way. 931 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,957 What the hell..? 932 00:49:37,905 --> 00:49:40,044 Vanessa, it's me. It's Andy. 933 00:49:44,498 --> 00:49:47,247 Andy, these guys won't let me leave.. they're so pissed off.. 934 00:49:47,345 --> 00:49:49,233 they want me to strip and.. I'm not gonna do that.. 935 00:49:49,330 --> 00:49:51,020 - Hey, hey. Give me a minute here, okay?! - I'm just.. I'm not gonna' do that anymore 936 00:49:51,698 --> 00:49:54,600 You know, I've been working so hard and I've finally thought I earned something good.. you know?.. 937 00:49:54,706 --> 00:49:57,488 but guess what, this whole thing was a big "fuck you" 938 00:49:57,586 --> 00:50:00,653 Calm down, calm down. Sshh. Look at me, look at me. 939 00:50:00,754 --> 00:50:03,242 Breathe, alright? Breathe. 940 00:50:07,283 --> 00:50:09,901 - I'm here now. - Okay. 941 00:50:10,003 --> 00:50:11,497 What does that mean? 942 00:50:12,371 --> 00:50:13,319 I don't know. 943 00:50:15,539 --> 00:50:18,506 Who wants to see a show? 944 00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:23,343 Who wants to see a show, huh? 945 00:50:25,491 --> 00:50:26,800 Good. Enough of that. 946 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:29,038 Alright, I see a lot of guys in this room.. 947 00:50:29,139 --> 00:50:31,441 who needs to get laid, am I right?! 948 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:35,667 - Ernie. Ernie. - Okay, here's what I need you guys to do.. 949 00:50:35,764 --> 00:50:38,666 is to form a semi-circle right here in the middle of the room.. 950 00:50:38,772 --> 00:50:41,619 with a clear path right thru' the middle. 951 00:50:41,749 --> 00:50:45,611 Ralph, Ralph! When I give you the que I need you to turn off the lights. 952 00:50:45,748 --> 00:50:49,196 But wait, how are we gonna' see anything? 953 00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:53,296 It's glow-in-the-dark-pussy!!! 954 00:50:54,229 --> 00:50:57,426 That's exactly what it is! That's right. 955 00:50:58,677 --> 00:50:59,539 It's me. 956 00:51:00,501 --> 00:51:02,192 - Ready? - What do we do? 957 00:51:04,245 --> 00:51:05,772 You stay right behind me. 958 00:51:07,637 --> 00:51:10,321 Yea! Alright, alright! 959 00:51:10,422 --> 00:51:12,429 Ralph, turn off the lights! 960 00:51:14,678 --> 00:51:15,441 Ralph. 961 00:51:24,150 --> 00:51:26,157 Oh.. yeah! 962 00:51:28,727 --> 00:51:30,614 What happening, guys? 963 00:51:30,711 --> 00:51:32,566 Where's the music?! 964 00:53:06,171 --> 00:53:07,546 Get in the car. Get in the car! 965 00:53:12,156 --> 00:53:13,400 Assholes! 966 00:53:32,925 --> 00:53:33,623 Tiffany? 967 00:53:33,725 --> 00:53:34,488 Left. 968 00:53:37,309 --> 00:53:38,586 Bedroom? 969 00:53:38,685 --> 00:53:39,667 Too far! 970 00:54:21,088 --> 00:54:24,186 Krav Maga, the Israeli martial art. 971 00:54:24,287 --> 00:54:25,051 What? 972 00:54:26,048 --> 00:54:27,609 Shalom, motherfucker. 973 00:54:28,831 --> 00:54:31,198 Good morning, sunshine. 974 00:54:31,424 --> 00:54:34,271 I have a shotgun pointed at your balls, right now. 975 00:54:34,368 --> 00:54:35,710 I know that I messed up.. 976 00:54:35,808 --> 00:54:38,743 real bad, but if anyone could've pitched 'em.. 977 00:54:39,329 --> 00:54:40,605 I mean, you killed it, right? 978 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,088 You suck. 979 00:54:44,321 --> 00:54:46,459 Jerry, you're killing me here. Come on. 980 00:54:46,561 --> 00:54:49,245 - Why didn't the balls get on the plane? - What? 981 00:54:49,344 --> 00:54:51,003 Bloom kept yelling that, "Why didn't the Balls get on the plane?" 982 00:54:51,105 --> 00:54:53,724 We can't do this without the balls in the operation. The plane never even took off, man. 983 00:54:53,825 --> 00:54:55,451 It took all my charm to save the account. 984 00:54:56,609 --> 00:54:57,471 We still have a shot. 985 00:54:57,570 --> 00:55:00,865 If, we are to stay friends, and if, we're gonna stay a team.. 986 00:55:00,993 --> 00:55:03,001 and somehow pull off this last chance pitch. 987 00:55:03,105 --> 00:55:05,953 - You gotta' make me a couple promises. - Anything. 988 00:55:06,050 --> 00:55:09,149 - We have two days until the old man comes down here to hear this pitch. - He's comin'.. He's coming here? 989 00:55:09,282 --> 00:55:12,097 Dinki Donuts, my friend. Dinki Donuts. 990 00:55:12,322 --> 00:55:13,784 I need you to live and breathe Dinki Donuts.. 991 00:55:13,890 --> 00:55:15,516 I need your complete focus and dedication.. 992 00:55:15,619 --> 00:55:18,237 so that we can redeem ourselves and get this account back. Say it with me.. 993 00:55:18,339 --> 00:55:21,056 - Dinki Donuts. - Dinki Donuts, yes, Alright I get it. 994 00:55:21,154 --> 00:55:24,057 That's done.. done. What else? What's the next thing? 995 00:55:24,195 --> 00:55:26,584 The freaks. I want them out of your life. 996 00:55:29,155 --> 00:55:31,708 - Andy? - I.. pinky swear. 997 00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:35,427 Well.. That includes firing Relish the second we step foot on the office today. 998 00:55:36,611 --> 00:55:37,626 This needs Cumin. 999 00:55:40,707 --> 00:55:41,635 Cumin. 1000 00:55:43,652 --> 00:55:45,594 Knock, knock. Heh, sorry. 1001 00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:48,318 Hey, friend. Andy, can I talk to you for a second? 1002 00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:49,663 Okay, thank you. 1003 00:55:54,308 --> 00:55:56,447 - I need to talk to you about something. - Yea, I need to talk to you too, Donny. Please, let me go first.. 1004 00:55:56,548 --> 00:55:58,850 Vanessa told us what happened last night. Okay? 1005 00:55:59,013 --> 00:56:01,053 There was a big blow up at the meeting. Lots of drama. 1006 00:56:01,189 --> 00:56:04,091 Two factions formed, okay? Pro-and anti-Andy. 1007 00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:05,635 Now.. 1008 00:56:05,733 --> 00:56:08,548 Couple people.. Tiffany, Franny.. they want you out.. 1009 00:56:08,645 --> 00:56:12,158 me and Ramon are lobbying for some sort of, a probation period.. 1010 00:56:12,262 --> 00:56:14,880 in which.. Herman thinks it's gonna blow over in a couple of weeks. 1011 00:56:14,982 --> 00:56:16,159 - That's good. - But in the meantime.. 1012 00:56:16,261 --> 00:56:18,912 good news: he's agreed to work with you one on one. 1013 00:56:19,014 --> 00:56:20,956 What? No, no, no. I don't want that. No. 1014 00:56:21,061 --> 00:56:22,949 Tell him thank you for me, but I really am not interested. Okay? 1015 00:56:23,077 --> 00:56:25,019 - Tell him yourself. - What does that mean? 1016 00:56:25,861 --> 00:56:28,415 - How's you hanging, dude? - Oh God, I work here. 1017 00:56:28,518 --> 00:56:31,104 Herman this is where I work, I work here, you cannot be here right now. 1018 00:56:31,398 --> 00:56:32,773 To quote my first sponsor.. 1019 00:56:32,870 --> 00:56:35,521 "I'm not going anywhere, lard ass. Not without my friend." 1020 00:56:35,622 --> 00:56:37,727 I don't want you to help me. I really don't want you to help me. Please. 1021 00:56:37,830 --> 00:56:39,139 Or you. No one. Really, yeah. 1022 00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:41,442 - What do you want? - What I want? To be honest with you? 1023 00:56:41,574 --> 00:56:44,062 I want my old life back. I just want my old life back. 1024 00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:47,811 - Yeah? Yea? - Sorry, we can't let that happen. No. 1025 00:56:47,911 --> 00:56:48,639 - Why? - Why? 1026 00:56:48,647 --> 00:56:50,687 You are one of the greatest people I've ever met in my life. 1027 00:56:50,791 --> 00:56:52,133 - Okay, good. - If it weren't for this job.. 1028 00:56:52,231 --> 00:56:54,751 I'd be lying in the gutter, making maps of Hawaii on my stomach. 1029 00:56:54,856 --> 00:56:56,863 You've helped us all, Andy. 1030 00:56:56,968 --> 00:56:59,073 We need you, the group needs you. 1031 00:56:59,175 --> 00:57:01,859 - You're the greatest person in the world. - Can we.. can we just discuss this please? 1032 00:57:02,695 --> 00:57:04,867 Oh.. God. Oh my God, that hurts so much. 1033 00:57:05,096 --> 00:57:06,852 Hey, what did you want to talk with me about? 1034 00:57:10,024 --> 00:57:12,391 Oh.. yeah! You suck! 1035 00:57:12,489 --> 00:57:14,976 You're getting beat by a girl. You suck! 1036 00:57:20,361 --> 00:57:21,343 Hi! 1037 00:57:22,217 --> 00:57:24,071 - Hey, Andy. - Andy, hey. 1038 00:57:24,168 --> 00:57:25,892 What's up, man? Grab the guitar, we need the rhytm. 1039 00:57:25,993 --> 00:57:27,487 Vanessa, what are you doing here? 1040 00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:29,796 - Hang on, just give me a sec. - Go, go. 1041 00:57:32,873 --> 00:57:33,734 Nice! 1042 00:57:36,457 --> 00:57:40,549 I called to talk to you, Jerry answered the phone, he invited me over, said you'll be right back. 1043 00:57:40,649 --> 00:57:41,860 Oh, that's nice. 1044 00:57:41,961 --> 00:57:44,580 I just came here to tell you that it's my my problem, it's not yours.. 1045 00:57:44,681 --> 00:57:45,925 you know people loves you in the group.. 1046 00:57:46,026 --> 00:57:47,936 and it would be selfish of me to deny that. 1047 00:57:48,042 --> 00:57:50,376 After what happened, the other night.. 1048 00:57:50,506 --> 00:57:51,968 I kinda' got it out of my system .. 1049 00:57:52,074 --> 00:57:54,311 you know this.. the steam has been released. So to speak. 1050 00:57:54,410 --> 00:57:57,989 I'm happy to say Andy, that I've lost my attraction to you. 1051 00:57:58,090 --> 00:57:59,781 I'm not attracted to you anymore. 1052 00:57:59,883 --> 00:58:03,080 Oh, and your friend.. he's so great. 1053 00:58:03,178 --> 00:58:05,186 I mean, you are right, great guy. 1054 00:58:06,410 --> 00:58:07,872 I've got a great idea. Great idea. 1055 00:58:08,011 --> 00:58:10,313 - Let's go to the warehouse for some brunch. - I love the warehouse. 1056 00:58:10,411 --> 00:58:11,460 Oh, it's a date! 1057 00:58:14,155 --> 00:58:15,399 - What? - "I'm finished with this perverts.. 1058 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:16,961 they are out of my life. You have my words. " 1059 00:58:17,068 --> 00:58:19,883 - Liar. - You better not bring up your freakin' credo, you understand. 1060 00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:21,671 - Hey, you coming too, Andy? - Yeah. 1061 00:58:21,771 --> 00:58:23,048 Let's go! 1062 00:58:30,732 --> 00:58:33,285 - Hurm, oh my God. You should try this. - Oh, yeah? 1063 00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:36,777 Right? 1064 00:59:05,518 --> 00:59:06,762 You speak Spanish right, Andy? 1065 00:59:07,534 --> 00:59:08,462 No. 1066 00:59:10,030 --> 00:59:12,780 God, Barcelona. It feels like another lifetime ago. 1067 00:59:17,422 --> 00:59:19,310 - Have you ever been to Spain? - No. 1068 00:59:19,407 --> 00:59:20,454 Oh my God, Andy, you have to go.. 1069 00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:22,533 The first time I fell in love, I was in Spain. 1070 00:59:22,639 --> 00:59:23,468 Me too. 1071 00:59:23,822 --> 00:59:25,284 - Yea? - Yea. 1072 00:59:25,391 --> 00:59:27,878 - Did your story have a happy ending? - No. Of course not, does yours? 1073 00:59:27,983 --> 00:59:29,193 She wanted to get married. 1074 00:59:30,128 --> 00:59:32,037 Oh my God, is this the girl that you were gonna marry ... 1075 00:59:32,144 --> 00:59:34,664 and then she ended up sleeping with the guy from the gym...? 1076 00:59:34,768 --> 00:59:36,109 That I was gonna marry? 1077 00:59:40,847 --> 00:59:42,887 Urm.. Are you thinking of err...? 1078 00:59:43,888 --> 00:59:46,222 - Am I talking out of school here? - No, no ... 1079 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:49,615 You know what, I'm an open book. My whole life is on speaker phone. Ask Andy. 1080 00:59:49,712 --> 00:59:52,233 All of life's secrets I wear them on my sleeve, look at that. 1081 00:59:52,336 --> 00:59:55,336 - What do you wanna know? - God, I mean, how do you get over something like that? 1082 00:59:57,776 --> 01:00:00,973 Urm.. Look, I'm not gonna lie. When I'm in a relationship... 1083 01:00:01,649 --> 01:00:02,958 I.. I lose myself. You know? 1084 01:00:03,057 --> 01:00:06,472 I can toward my personality to become the person I think that the women wants me to be. 1085 01:00:06,577 --> 01:00:08,300 It's a huge recipe for failure. 1086 01:00:08,401 --> 01:00:11,914 And of course, Andy, you know he's my friend and everything but ... 1087 01:00:12,018 --> 01:00:13,611 he doesn't understand.. he has no sympathy for that.. 1088 01:00:13,713 --> 01:00:16,234 with his one night stand and his conquest and stuffs... 1089 01:00:16,337 --> 01:00:19,371 He actually thinks I'm spineless, but you know what.. 1090 01:00:19,474 --> 01:00:21,929 - I'm a romantic. - There's nothing wrong with that. 1091 01:00:22,033 --> 01:00:23,495 - Thank you. Want more Mimosa? - Please. 1092 01:00:23,602 --> 01:00:27,017 - Hey, Jerry. - Oh hey! 1093 01:00:27,122 --> 01:00:29,676 Hey, look who it is. Eva and Inge, right? 1094 01:00:29,778 --> 01:00:31,404 Oh hey, how're you doin'? Take care. 1095 01:00:31,506 --> 01:00:33,873 We are on a layover from Frankfurt.. 1096 01:00:33,970 --> 01:00:35,596 we're going to Australia. 1097 01:00:35,699 --> 01:00:38,284 We love it at the down under. It's really good. 1098 01:00:38,387 --> 01:00:39,314 Sounds really good. 1099 01:00:40,403 --> 01:00:42,061 - This is a friend of ours, Vanessa. - Hello. 1100 01:00:42,163 --> 01:00:45,775 Hello. You know we really love Jerry, he is the best. 1101 01:00:45,876 --> 01:00:48,843 - You remember Andy, right? - How could I forget. 1102 01:00:49,491 --> 01:00:51,564 Mr. "I don't care about you at all". 1103 01:00:51,667 --> 01:00:53,707 Let me give you a little warning. Girl to girl. 1104 01:00:53,811 --> 01:00:55,120 He says one things at dinner... 1105 01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:57,806 but then it turns into a different story when he gets into the bedroom. 1106 01:01:03,028 --> 01:01:05,897 He has to know how humiliated I was. 1107 01:01:06,004 --> 01:01:08,044 You are scum. Scum! 1108 01:01:11,572 --> 01:01:15,763 Ally, you get these stuffs into the easels left, center, right. 1109 01:01:15,860 --> 01:01:16,843 Thank you. 1110 01:01:20,373 --> 01:01:21,420 What are you doing? 1111 01:01:21,525 --> 01:01:23,151 Vanessa is funny, man. 1112 01:01:23,253 --> 01:01:25,009 Funny and hot, when you ever see that combination? 1113 01:01:26,869 --> 01:01:27,665 Is that really Vanessa? 1114 01:01:27,765 --> 01:01:30,220 I swear to God if you pull that Don Juan shit with her... 1115 01:01:30,325 --> 01:01:31,308 Relax... 1116 01:01:31,413 --> 01:01:34,195 she just sent me a photo of this great place in Barcelona... 1117 01:01:34,293 --> 01:01:35,308 where all of the students used to hang out. 1118 01:01:35,445 --> 01:01:37,267 - You've never even been to Spain. - I know. 1119 01:01:37,686 --> 01:01:39,758 Hey guys, come on, let's go. Lets' rock! 1120 01:01:40,790 --> 01:01:42,000 Make it good. Let's go! 1121 01:01:45,046 --> 01:01:47,795 Robots have always been associated with the future, right? 1122 01:01:47,894 --> 01:01:49,072 A bright future. 1123 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:51,759 And what's cools is that these robots, are also "retro" looking... 1124 01:01:51,863 --> 01:01:53,935 So it's futuristic and nostalgic at the same time. 1125 01:01:54,039 --> 01:01:55,566 It's comfort food for the eyes. 1126 01:01:55,670 --> 01:01:58,670 I give you Dinki Donuts new logo. 1127 01:02:00,023 --> 01:02:02,325 Iconic, graphic, arresting. 1128 01:02:02,423 --> 01:02:03,830 What do you think, Dad? 1129 01:02:04,823 --> 01:02:06,830 Dinki Donuts are robot fuels. 1130 01:02:06,935 --> 01:02:08,528 They power these lean mean machines right here. 1131 01:02:08,632 --> 01:02:09,559 Have you ever seen a fat robot? 1132 01:02:09,655 --> 01:02:10,582 No. 1133 01:02:10,679 --> 01:02:12,687 Fat robot? You just don't see that. Doesn't happen. 1134 01:02:12,791 --> 01:02:15,158 - What do you think, Pop? - I love it. 1135 01:02:15,288 --> 01:02:16,498 - Question. - Yes? 1136 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,796 Is it sexy enough for the 18-49s? 1137 01:02:19,896 --> 01:02:22,449 - A valid question. - Is it sexy enough? 1138 01:02:22,552 --> 01:02:25,269 Are you kidding? This robot couldn't be sexier. 1139 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,288 Do you know what I'm sayin'? 1140 01:02:27,385 --> 01:02:30,614 I do that because we can take these logo and these robot... 1141 01:02:30,713 --> 01:02:32,087 and put 'em on a bunch of products... 1142 01:02:32,185 --> 01:02:33,843 that you normally wouldn't be able sell in the store. 1143 01:02:33,945 --> 01:02:36,945 So you can get your donut counter, you got a T-shirt, you got err.. you know, a keychain... 1144 01:02:37,048 --> 01:02:40,310 - I'm sorry, gentlemen.. - Andy, Andy, stay with the product. 1145 01:02:40,409 --> 01:02:42,995 Just one moment, I'll be right back. Thank you very much. 1146 01:02:46,073 --> 01:02:47,928 Err.. T-shirts, I was sayin'... 1147 01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:51,896 What is it Donny? This better be huge. 1148 01:02:51,994 --> 01:02:54,896 Don, whatever it is, it's gotta wait, it's gotta wait. I'm sorry.. 1149 01:02:55,002 --> 01:02:56,660 I'm tense. 1150 01:02:56,794 --> 01:02:59,161 I'm a volcano and I'm about to erupt. 1151 01:02:59,258 --> 01:03:01,876 I need you to bottle it up. Okay, alright? 1152 01:03:01,978 --> 01:03:04,499 And you can let it out, all over, in an hour. 1153 01:03:04,602 --> 01:03:05,879 Alright? Good, we cool? 1154 01:03:06,010 --> 01:03:11,697 I got the CCPJ and the CPO. Put Greenberg's mail in Greenfield's cubby and I put the DHL slip in the Fedex overnight and the airborne guy picked it up. 1155 01:03:11,899 --> 01:03:17,586 Listen. Listen to me. I am trying to save my career in there. You understand what I'm talkin' about.. 1156 01:03:17,787 --> 01:03:20,023 I need you to take in some deep breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe. 1157 01:03:20,123 --> 01:03:21,552 Good, good, good. 1158 01:03:21,723 --> 01:03:24,309 Listen, we can talk about this in one hour. Alright? 1159 01:03:24,411 --> 01:03:26,800 Don't do anything crazy. Alright? 1160 01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:30,580 Let me talk to you about the box for a second. 1161 01:03:30,684 --> 01:03:32,025 The box is not just a doughnut box but.. 1162 01:03:32,123 --> 01:03:34,327 it's also, the robot's head. 1163 01:03:34,428 --> 01:03:36,500 - Hello. - Sorry about that. I'm back! 1164 01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:38,938 - Where are we? - Err, I was just doing the box.. 1165 01:03:39,036 --> 01:03:42,452 - And we're gonna go to phase 2. - Yes, phase 2, that's very.. very exciting. 1166 01:03:42,556 --> 01:03:45,753 That's where we began to introduce the doughnuts and the robots themselves as movie stars ... 1167 01:03:45,853 --> 01:03:47,413 by doing a series of movie posters spoofs... 1168 01:03:47,517 --> 01:03:49,011 like this one from "The Shawshanks Redemption"... 1169 01:03:49,116 --> 01:03:51,669 where we had the doughnuts raining down on the muscular robot. 1170 01:03:51,805 --> 01:03:53,627 Owh, that's very clever. 1171 01:03:53,725 --> 01:03:54,935 I'm glad to hear you say that. 1172 01:03:55,037 --> 01:03:57,109 And the first one we're going to be ... starting with erm.. 1173 01:03:57,245 --> 01:03:59,928 - Call Security! - ... erm.. "The Matrix" ... 1174 01:04:00,061 --> 01:04:01,686 That's disgusting! What are you doing?! 1175 01:04:01,789 --> 01:04:04,342 "The Matrix". We all know, imagine the robot ... 1176 01:04:04,445 --> 01:04:06,649 - he's down like this and doughnuts ... - I'm so sorry. 1177 01:04:08,190 --> 01:04:09,783 Time me, time me. I'll be right back, gentlemen. 1178 01:04:09,885 --> 01:04:11,063 Nothing to worry about. 1179 01:04:14,174 --> 01:04:15,483 Be right back! 1180 01:04:16,254 --> 01:04:17,236 "The Godfather." 1181 01:04:21,182 --> 01:04:22,109 Donny. 1182 01:04:27,710 --> 01:04:29,117 Jesus Donny, you're gonna get me fired. 1183 01:04:29,214 --> 01:04:31,964 - Holy fuck! - I'm so sorry. 1184 01:04:32,831 --> 01:04:35,067 Oh, God. This is strike 3. 1185 01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:37,785 I'm going to jail for a real long time, Andy. 1186 01:04:39,423 --> 01:04:40,699 Is that liquid..? 1187 01:04:40,799 --> 01:04:43,963 Yeah, I used "liquid paper" because I know it was a mistake. 1188 01:04:44,928 --> 01:04:46,138 Alright, Alright!.. 1189 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:47,898 first of all, will you pull your pants up, please! 1190 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,625 I can't talk to you with your pants down. Alright? 1191 01:04:49,728 --> 01:04:52,598 And let's just clean this up.. Alright? 1192 01:04:53,408 --> 01:04:54,335 I'm so sorry. 1193 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,371 I didn't mean for it to happen like this. 1194 01:04:57,472 --> 01:04:58,781 Oh, shit! 1195 01:04:58,912 --> 01:04:59,643 What? 1196 01:04:59,744 --> 01:05:01,369 Right in there, in the copy room. 1197 01:05:01,472 --> 01:05:05,269 God.. fuck. Please man. Please. What do we do? I don't want to go there. 1198 01:05:05,376 --> 01:05:08,726 Just get.. get out, run, run! Go. 1199 01:05:09,889 --> 01:05:11,776 - I'm so sorry. - Run! 1200 01:05:13,024 --> 01:05:14,585 Freeze! Let me see your hands! 1201 01:05:19,489 --> 01:05:21,726 Once again, I bet on the wrong guy. 1202 01:05:21,825 --> 01:05:24,443 What is wrong with me? 1203 01:05:24,577 --> 01:05:27,033 I don't know. You deserve better. 1204 01:05:27,649 --> 01:05:29,406 - I just... - What? 1205 01:05:29,505 --> 01:05:31,328 He was doing better, wasn't he? 1206 01:05:31,554 --> 01:05:34,140 Yea, it's a disease, Vanessa. 1207 01:05:34,722 --> 01:05:35,867 It's very sad. 1208 01:05:35,970 --> 01:05:37,912 I'm just glad that I can be here for ya'. 1209 01:05:43,170 --> 01:05:44,763 Oh. Sorry to make you wait while I do my Cardio. 1210 01:05:44,866 --> 01:05:46,426 I am addicted. 1211 01:05:46,530 --> 01:05:49,116 Oh, sweaty mcleaty. More Merlot? 1212 01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:50,491 Yea. 1213 01:05:50,882 --> 01:05:52,573 I hope I don't stink too bad for ya'. 1214 01:05:54,914 --> 01:05:56,475 Wow. 1215 01:05:56,675 --> 01:05:58,334 I'm gonna make you the best dinner on the planet. 1216 01:05:58,435 --> 01:06:00,923 - You like penne? - Yeah. 1217 01:06:03,811 --> 01:06:05,055 Hand on one second. 1218 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:11,230 Hello? 1219 01:06:12,003 --> 01:06:13,727 Jerry, it's me. 1220 01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:17,882 - We got fired today. - Look, I need you to come down and take... 1221 01:06:17,988 --> 01:06:19,810 - Fired. - Jerry? 1222 01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:45,571 Oh, Vanessa. 1223 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:46,652 No, this is not Vanessa. 1224 01:06:47,558 --> 01:06:50,405 - No, Jerry! - What am I supposed to do, Andy? 1225 01:06:50,501 --> 01:06:51,549 You never learn. 1226 01:06:52,165 --> 01:06:54,053 I really feel like I'm enabling you. 1227 01:06:54,758 --> 01:06:57,092 Let me ask you a question. Why did throw everything we worked for.. 1228 01:06:57,190 --> 01:06:58,946 down the toilet just to save some jerk-off you don't even know? 1229 01:07:03,078 --> 01:07:04,190 I'll come get you in the morning. 1230 01:07:04,294 --> 01:07:06,182 No, Jerry. I need you to come.. 1231 01:07:08,167 --> 01:07:09,825 God, no! 1232 01:07:13,191 --> 01:07:15,744 I got these incredible truffles ... 1233 01:07:15,847 --> 01:07:18,149 from a guy in Tuscany who went on a truffle hunt.. 1234 01:07:18,247 --> 01:07:20,483 they follow pigs around.. 1235 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:23,136 and the pigs smell truffles underground... 1236 01:07:23,239 --> 01:07:24,646 at the base of these oak trees. 1237 01:07:24,744 --> 01:07:26,980 I mean, they're really-really expensive but... 1238 01:07:28,168 --> 01:07:30,240 Oh, my God. Smell that. 1239 01:07:31,752 --> 01:07:34,119 Just shave a little of them on top of pasta, it's magic. 1240 01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:35,426 That sounds so good. 1241 01:07:35,528 --> 01:07:38,277 Oh no, it's not good. It's better than sex. 1242 01:07:40,136 --> 01:07:42,471 So do you think we should call Andy to make sure he's okay? 1243 01:07:44,553 --> 01:07:47,041 That was actually Andy that called earlier. I didn't want to upset you. 1244 01:07:47,144 --> 01:07:49,348 He's got to spend the night in jail. They're not letting him out. 1245 01:07:50,409 --> 01:07:52,514 Oh my God. That's awful. 1246 01:07:52,617 --> 01:07:55,137 Yea, yeah, but hopefully this is rock bottom. 1247 01:07:56,745 --> 01:07:58,468 He's gonna be stronger for this. 1248 01:08:04,745 --> 01:08:06,655 I can't tell you how much this means to me... 1249 01:08:06,761 --> 01:08:10,690 what you did, and.. and I want you to know that I'm gonna' get my shit together... 1250 01:08:10,794 --> 01:08:12,965 from now on, I keeping it in my pants. 1251 01:08:13,066 --> 01:08:14,626 - Good. - It's a promise. 1252 01:08:14,730 --> 01:08:17,381 Oh my God. She's angry. 1253 01:08:18,346 --> 01:08:20,899 Listen, whatever you need, in the middle of the night... 1254 01:08:21,002 --> 01:08:22,977 I'm highest peak, you pick up the phone... 1255 01:08:23,082 --> 01:08:24,511 - Donny... - Yea.. 1256 01:08:26,379 --> 01:08:27,939 Can you just.. drive me home? 1257 01:08:28,043 --> 01:08:29,287 I don't drive. 1258 01:08:29,994 --> 01:08:31,074 You know that. 1259 01:08:33,579 --> 01:08:36,132 No. I did not know that. 1260 01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:38,023 Should we call somebody? 1261 01:08:39,372 --> 01:08:40,615 Okay, this is me. 1262 01:08:44,428 --> 01:08:45,922 Okay, great. Thanks for the ride. 1263 01:08:46,028 --> 01:08:48,449 Hey, I guess I see you guys at the group or... 1264 01:08:51,020 --> 01:08:52,230 You're going in the wrong direction. 1265 01:08:52,332 --> 01:08:54,154 - We're goin' to my place. - Is Vanessa there? 1266 01:08:54,924 --> 01:08:56,353 Oh God. 1267 01:08:56,461 --> 01:08:57,224 Vanessa? 1268 01:08:57,548 --> 01:08:58,628 Vanessa? 1269 01:09:00,397 --> 01:09:01,804 Where is she? 1270 01:09:04,141 --> 01:09:05,221 She's right here. 1271 01:09:11,853 --> 01:09:12,747 Right? 1272 01:09:12,845 --> 01:09:15,911 Yea, those truffles are incredible. 1273 01:09:16,014 --> 01:09:17,323 I told you. 1274 01:09:17,421 --> 01:09:19,723 How did you learn to cook like that? 1275 01:09:21,677 --> 01:09:22,790 Well.. 1276 01:09:24,238 --> 01:09:26,278 when my fiancee left... 1277 01:09:27,310 --> 01:09:29,165 the food network was my only friend. 1278 01:09:30,990 --> 01:09:32,364 You feeling any better? 1279 01:09:33,966 --> 01:09:37,763 I don't know if I'm better but, drunker for sure. 1280 01:09:37,870 --> 01:09:39,910 Well I know how to make you feel better. 1281 01:09:41,519 --> 01:09:42,631 You just gotta trust me. 1282 01:09:44,270 --> 01:09:45,677 You do trust me? Dont ya? 1283 01:09:48,687 --> 01:09:49,832 I don't know. 1284 01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:51,462 Come on. You can trust me. 1285 01:09:51,567 --> 01:09:53,869 I'm certified in Reflexology. 1286 01:09:56,336 --> 01:09:57,677 I need you to sit up here. Okay? 1287 01:10:00,047 --> 01:10:01,192 Come on. 1288 01:10:04,239 --> 01:10:05,549 Sit up here. 1289 01:10:11,824 --> 01:10:13,450 I don't know if you like it but.. 1290 01:10:15,312 --> 01:10:17,549 I love giving a good foot massage. 1291 01:10:18,992 --> 01:10:21,862 Wait, hold.. slow down for a second.. 1292 01:10:55,282 --> 01:10:56,908 Oh, you're in for a treat tonight. 1293 01:11:01,651 --> 01:11:04,204 Yes, that's right. 1294 01:11:04,306 --> 01:11:06,576 I haven't eaten for 100 days and.. 1295 01:11:06,674 --> 01:11:09,609 Momma is hungry. Hehe. 1296 01:11:10,547 --> 01:11:13,679 You're my little banana sundae... 1297 01:11:13,779 --> 01:11:15,056 that right, that's it.. 1298 01:11:16,468 --> 01:11:18,573 there we go, that's it!.. 1299 01:11:18,675 --> 01:11:19,886 Oh~ Squirm.. 1300 01:11:19,987 --> 01:11:21,514 there we go... 1301 01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:23,627 that we go and a pupu. 1302 01:11:23,732 --> 01:11:25,554 The pupu, the pupu. 1303 01:11:25,652 --> 01:11:28,140 Just a minute. Want some chocolate in your vanilla? 1304 01:11:28,916 --> 01:11:30,825 You want some chocolate in your vanilla? 1305 01:11:37,396 --> 01:11:38,858 Super Bowl. 1306 01:11:38,964 --> 01:11:41,964 Here we go, now. Here we go, now. 1307 01:11:42,069 --> 01:11:44,786 Here we go, now. Here we go, now. 1308 01:11:46,453 --> 01:11:48,591 Yes, 15... 1309 01:11:48,693 --> 01:11:51,060 75... 43... 1310 01:11:51,157 --> 01:11:52,084 Hut! Hut! 1311 01:11:52,181 --> 01:11:57,908 Yes, as a retuercete lizard in a skillet. And a 100 day! 1312 01:11:58,806 --> 01:12:00,813 Oh.. my.. God! 1313 01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:04,597 Get off of me, you bastard. 1314 01:12:04,693 --> 01:12:06,799 He came here lookin' for you ... 1315 01:12:06,902 --> 01:12:08,047 and when he couldn't find you ... 1316 01:12:08,150 --> 01:12:09,972 he just ravaged me ... 1317 01:12:10,070 --> 01:12:12,209 then he made me put on this outfit... 1318 01:12:13,174 --> 01:12:15,181 That is not what happen. At all! 1319 01:12:15,287 --> 01:12:16,464 Get out of here, Andy. 1320 01:12:16,566 --> 01:12:18,476 She attacked me. Alright? 1321 01:12:18,582 --> 01:12:19,924 You gotta believe me. 1322 01:12:20,023 --> 01:12:22,227 I would never do anything to hurt you, come on you know that. 1323 01:12:22,422 --> 01:12:24,430 Really? Really?! 1324 01:12:24,631 --> 01:12:27,152 Is that why you told Jerry all about me? 1325 01:12:27,255 --> 01:12:28,881 Taught him how to get me in bed? 1326 01:12:29,975 --> 01:12:30,673 What happened? 1327 01:12:32,855 --> 01:12:34,317 He's a great lay. 1328 01:12:34,423 --> 01:12:36,147 Is it what you want to hear? 1329 01:12:39,384 --> 01:12:42,199 No. Vanessa, please... 1330 01:12:45,496 --> 01:12:46,958 Get out of here. 1331 01:12:47,064 --> 01:12:48,275 Get out of here. 1332 01:12:48,408 --> 01:12:50,001 Get out of my life. 1333 01:12:50,136 --> 01:12:52,984 I never wanna see you again. Do you hear me? 1334 01:12:53,081 --> 01:12:54,193 Go! 1335 01:13:20,314 --> 01:13:21,492 You slept with her? 1336 01:13:22,170 --> 01:13:24,079 Jesus, what, they locked you up at "Ben & Jerry"? 1337 01:13:24,186 --> 01:13:25,942 I can't fucking believe you! 1338 01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:27,568 And I can't fucking believe you. 1339 01:13:27,706 --> 01:13:30,127 I mean every time I have to fix your fucking mess. 1340 01:13:30,234 --> 01:13:31,892 Same thing I had to do with Cynthia. 1341 01:13:33,562 --> 01:13:35,089 Cynthia? 1342 01:13:35,194 --> 01:13:36,852 What.. what do you mean fix? What does that mean? 1343 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:37,815 What do you think it means? 1344 01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:39,223 She was gonna move you to Boston, break up the team... 1345 01:13:39,322 --> 01:13:40,751 and I was going to allow that to happens? No way! 1346 01:13:43,451 --> 01:13:44,596 You're the guy from the gym? 1347 01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:47,446 You're just now figuring this out? 1348 01:13:50,267 --> 01:13:51,761 Get out of my life! 1349 01:14:02,204 --> 01:14:03,765 I know... 1350 01:14:04,539 --> 01:14:05,849 we need furniture. 1351 01:14:10,588 --> 01:14:11,766 That's good. 1352 01:14:16,828 --> 01:14:17,843 Stay away! 1353 01:14:17,948 --> 01:14:20,632 Jesus, Herman, you scared the shit out of me. 1354 01:14:20,733 --> 01:14:23,286 She's back with Luke, she's stripping full time in Jumbo's ... 1355 01:14:23,388 --> 01:14:25,145 - And it's your fault. - You people are unbelievable.. you don't want me around.. 1356 01:14:25,245 --> 01:14:26,652 but you won't leave me alone. 1357 01:14:26,781 --> 01:14:28,569 Well you had other options, motherfucker. 1358 01:14:28,669 --> 01:14:30,579 You could have come to the Rock instead of jerking off... 1359 01:14:30,685 --> 01:14:32,540 going to the jail, sell out Vanessa.. 1360 01:14:32,637 --> 01:14:33,979 and then "desserting" Tiffany. 1361 01:14:34,557 --> 01:14:35,702 " Dessert " Tiffany? 1362 01:14:35,806 --> 01:14:37,781 Was it "Chocolate? "Nuts? 1363 01:14:38,909 --> 01:14:41,593 Alright, alright, "desserting", yeah! 1364 01:14:41,694 --> 01:14:43,482 - That's right, you know it, motherfucker. - I get it. 1365 01:14:44,094 --> 01:14:45,338 Stay away. 1366 01:14:47,390 --> 01:14:48,600 Jesus, Herman! 1367 01:14:53,246 --> 01:14:54,194 Jerry? 1368 01:14:56,607 --> 01:14:57,817 Jerry? 1369 01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,167 Oh no. 1370 01:16:03,394 --> 01:16:04,888 Just a minute, just a minute. 1371 01:16:05,026 --> 01:16:07,808 - No, no, no, I'm here for you. - I don't want this anymore. 1372 01:16:07,906 --> 01:16:09,794 - What? - I can't, I can't do it. 1373 01:16:09,891 --> 01:16:11,713 - I changed my mind. Okay? - I know, I know. Andy told me. 1374 01:16:11,811 --> 01:16:14,560 - Don't worry. - Andy told you what? 1375 01:16:14,658 --> 01:16:17,887 - What Andy told you? - Just, you know what we call "triggers".. 1376 01:16:17,986 --> 01:16:19,579 - Things that gets you on. - Oh my God. 1377 01:16:19,683 --> 01:16:21,592 You know, don't worry about it, I don't think there's anything wrong with you. 1378 01:16:21,699 --> 01:16:24,033 - You're disgusting. - I'm disgusting? 1379 01:16:24,131 --> 01:16:26,041 - I'm just trying to protect my friend. - Protect him? 1380 01:16:26,147 --> 01:16:27,871 Yes he needs to know what kind of person you really are. 1381 01:16:27,971 --> 01:16:29,662 You're wasting his time, you know that? 1382 01:16:29,763 --> 01:16:32,283 - I don't want you to hurt him. - What kind of person are you? Hurt him? 1383 01:16:32,387 --> 01:16:36,992 How could I hurt him? I love him, you asshole! 1384 01:17:11,749 --> 01:17:13,342 Fuck off. 1385 01:17:16,453 --> 01:17:18,308 - You okay, Vanessa? - Can you just hand me my stuffs please. 1386 01:17:19,590 --> 01:17:21,084 - Call me if you need me. - Thanks. 1387 01:17:21,926 --> 01:17:24,446 - Where do you think you're going? - I just quit, genius. 1388 01:17:24,550 --> 01:17:27,452 Baby, we need the money. How many times we're gonna go through this? 1389 01:17:28,615 --> 01:17:30,305 This will be the last time. 1390 01:17:30,406 --> 01:17:31,835 - Whoo.. whoo.. - Stop it! 1391 01:17:31,974 --> 01:17:34,244 - Get your ass, back on that stage. - Just let me go. Okay? Luke? 1392 01:17:34,342 --> 01:17:36,579 - Hey, hey, hey Vanessa, come on.. - Andy, get out of here. 1393 01:17:36,679 --> 01:17:39,013 - What the fuck are you doing here? - Stop. Andy, go. 1394 01:17:39,111 --> 01:17:42,308 - I thought said I don't want to see you again. - Hands off her, asshat. 1395 01:17:44,199 --> 01:17:45,726 Oh my God. 1396 01:17:45,831 --> 01:17:46,879 Get up! 1397 01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:55,297 Damn, it! 1398 01:18:05,961 --> 01:18:07,041 Vanessa! 1399 01:18:46,858 --> 01:18:48,746 He came on to my shit. 1400 01:18:48,842 --> 01:18:52,258 And I went on a hundred days... more than a hundred days.. 1401 01:18:52,362 --> 01:18:54,250 without any action, Burton. 1402 01:18:54,347 --> 01:18:56,802 But it was like there's a hurricane went off in my brain. 1403 01:18:56,907 --> 01:18:58,761 There was cows and they were flying and shit.. 1404 01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:00,550 there was Dorothy and there was a lot of shit.. 1405 01:19:02,987 --> 01:19:04,776 I was vulnerable... 1406 01:19:04,876 --> 01:19:06,916 and he took advantage of me. 1407 01:19:07,019 --> 01:19:08,841 Well, Tiffany welcome back. 1408 01:19:08,939 --> 01:19:11,939 Think of this as your first day. 1409 01:19:12,044 --> 01:19:15,077 Are you willing to walk down that road with all of us? 1410 01:19:15,788 --> 01:19:17,763 - Just say "Yes I am." - Yes, I am. 1411 01:19:18,572 --> 01:19:20,034 I'm very proud of you. 1412 01:19:21,740 --> 01:19:23,049 Can we help you? 1413 01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:27,176 Sorry to interrupt. 1414 01:19:28,717 --> 01:19:31,434 Err, Vanessa, can I talk to you for a second outside, please? 1415 01:19:31,533 --> 01:19:33,922 Why don't you tell us what you're gonna tell Vanessa? 1416 01:19:34,029 --> 01:19:35,458 This is a no secrets zone. 1417 01:19:36,909 --> 01:19:38,316 I'd really rather talk in private. 1418 01:19:38,413 --> 01:19:40,715 Ya, I know big boy, but you don't have an option. 1419 01:19:41,933 --> 01:19:42,762 Fine. Fine. 1420 01:19:43,693 --> 01:19:45,122 I'll just say it and go. 1421 01:19:48,397 --> 01:19:50,764 I'm a liar. Okay? 1422 01:19:50,861 --> 01:19:52,716 I lied to you. 1423 01:19:52,814 --> 01:19:55,116 And to Burton, and then to Rock... 1424 01:19:55,213 --> 01:19:57,352 Donny, Tiffany, Franny... 1425 01:19:57,454 --> 01:20:01,611 - Ramon. - Yes, Ramon and to all the rest of you... yes.. 1426 01:20:01,710 --> 01:20:03,718 but worst than that though, I lied to myself. 1427 01:20:05,518 --> 01:20:07,623 I err.. I got problems. Alright? 1428 01:20:07,727 --> 01:20:09,832 Believe me. But... 1429 01:20:09,935 --> 01:20:11,276 I don't have your problem. 1430 01:20:11,855 --> 01:20:13,099 I lied about that too. 1431 01:20:14,031 --> 01:20:16,333 I pretended to be a sex addict.. 1432 01:20:16,430 --> 01:20:18,285 because I wanted to get close to someone.. 1433 01:20:18,383 --> 01:20:21,165 who I fell in love with the second that I first saw her. 1434 01:20:22,351 --> 01:20:23,780 You, Vanessa. 1435 01:20:26,159 --> 01:20:28,298 If I had just been honest with you from the beginning.. 1436 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,604 I really think that you would have liked me.. 1437 01:20:30,704 --> 01:20:31,784 for me. 1438 01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:35,654 And that's it. 1439 01:20:37,232 --> 01:20:38,345 I said it. 1440 01:20:41,712 --> 01:20:42,661 Andy. 1441 01:20:44,432 --> 01:20:48,687 For months, I've been talking about how ready I am to meet a decent guy. 1442 01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:51,695 But since I have this problem.. 1443 01:20:51,793 --> 01:20:55,405 I wouldn't recognize a decent guy if he was right in front of me. 1444 01:20:58,193 --> 01:21:00,266 Well, I'm looking right at you, Andy. 1445 01:21:01,042 --> 01:21:01,935 I am. 1446 01:21:02,449 --> 01:21:04,489 And I wanna believe you.. 1447 01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:05,771 so much. 1448 01:21:07,729 --> 01:21:09,639 But I don't even know who you are. 1449 01:21:12,818 --> 01:21:13,866 I know who he is. 1450 01:21:14,834 --> 01:21:16,722 He is a man, that when I was down... 1451 01:21:16,818 --> 01:21:19,501 and I was about to sodomize a hooker in my van ... 1452 01:21:19,602 --> 01:21:20,747 and he saved me. 1453 01:21:21,362 --> 01:21:22,572 That's that man. 1454 01:21:23,282 --> 01:21:25,038 Ya, I know that man. 1455 01:21:25,139 --> 01:21:28,936 That man there got fired and went to jail for me ... 1456 01:21:29,042 --> 01:21:29,903 that man. 1457 01:21:33,651 --> 01:21:36,553 I attacked him. Not the other way around. 1458 01:21:36,659 --> 01:21:39,343 Fuck, you all know I'm sick. 1459 01:21:39,443 --> 01:21:40,458 That's why we're here. 1460 01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:42,505 Now, that is sweet , attagurl. 1461 01:21:42,611 --> 01:21:44,172 - Can hardly believe it. - Big surprise. 1462 01:21:44,275 --> 01:21:45,650 That is quite a resume, young man. 1463 01:21:47,443 --> 01:21:49,680 You know, like I said, I do anything to fit in. 1464 01:21:52,339 --> 01:21:54,795 But you're right, you don't know me at all. 1465 01:21:55,924 --> 01:21:57,746 So what about we just start over? 1466 01:21:59,380 --> 01:22:00,329 My name is Andy. 1467 01:22:00,436 --> 01:22:02,673 - Hi, Andy. - No.. 1468 01:22:03,156 --> 01:22:04,880 this time without you guys. 1469 01:22:08,789 --> 01:22:09,737 Hi. 1470 01:22:11,892 --> 01:22:13,419 I'm Andy. 1471 01:22:15,445 --> 01:22:17,201 Girl, don't miss out. 1472 01:22:19,733 --> 01:22:20,878 Go. 1473 01:22:29,333 --> 01:22:30,544 Vanessa. 1474 01:22:33,013 --> 01:22:34,420 You're not gonna shake my hand? 1475 01:22:35,510 --> 01:22:38,544 I'm not gonna touch you for the next hundred days. 1476 01:22:38,646 --> 01:22:41,646 Oww, celibacy pledge. 1477 01:22:41,750 --> 01:22:43,124 How romantic is that. 1478 01:22:43,222 --> 01:22:45,589 No touching for a hundred days. That's so damn stupid. 1479 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:46,993 It's appropriate. 1480 01:22:48,182 --> 01:22:49,230 Wait. Wait. Wait. 1481 01:22:50,327 --> 01:22:52,596 - One hundred days? - Can you handle that? 1482 01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:56,272 Yeah. 1483 01:23:00,279 --> 01:23:02,134 My name is Jerry, I'm a sex addict. 1484 01:23:02,231 --> 01:23:04,500 - Jerry, what are you doing? - I know, I gotta do this, I gotta do this. 1485 01:23:04,599 --> 01:23:07,152 Andy is not the villain here, I am. I am. 1486 01:23:07,256 --> 01:23:08,630 - What? - Yeah, oh yeah. 1487 01:23:08,728 --> 01:23:11,117 We were best friends and what did I do, I slept with his fiancee ... 1488 01:23:11,224 --> 01:23:12,238 six weeks before the wedding. 1489 01:23:12,344 --> 01:23:14,035 Six weeks! 1490 01:23:14,136 --> 01:23:16,471 - You don't have to do this. - Hey. What's wrong with your face? 1491 01:23:16,568 --> 01:23:18,161 - Are you okay? - Sure. 1492 01:23:18,264 --> 01:23:19,825 Listen, listen I'm just getting started. 1493 01:23:19,928 --> 01:23:22,831 And now he's fallen in love this beautiful woman right here... 1494 01:23:22,936 --> 01:23:24,692 - And what did I do? What did I do? - What did you do? 1495 01:23:24,824 --> 01:23:26,101 - What? - What did you do? 1496 01:23:26,232 --> 01:23:27,759 I tried to seduce her. 1497 01:23:27,865 --> 01:23:31,575 Yea, yeah. I got problems. I got big problems. 1498 01:23:31,672 --> 01:23:32,600 Hello, Turquoise. 1499 01:23:33,625 --> 01:23:34,835 Oh my God. Oh my God! 1500 01:23:34,937 --> 01:23:37,392 See, he thought.. that.. 1501 01:23:37,497 --> 01:23:39,286 if he was more like me ... 1502 01:23:39,385 --> 01:23:40,400 that he would have better luck with you. 1503 01:23:40,506 --> 01:23:43,157 That's why he's been hanging out will all you perverts. 1504 01:23:43,257 --> 01:23:43,953 Come on. 1505 01:23:43,994 --> 01:23:45,652 And all the sexual talks that he's been saying.. 1506 01:23:45,754 --> 01:23:48,088 all these crazy stories, they're my stories. 1507 01:23:48,186 --> 01:23:50,291 He got no game. He's got no game. 1508 01:23:50,394 --> 01:23:51,855 Trust me. It was me. 1509 01:23:52,858 --> 01:23:54,352 You gotta believe him. 1510 01:24:00,538 --> 01:24:01,618 I do. 1511 01:24:03,354 --> 01:24:04,598 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1512 01:24:04,699 --> 01:24:06,586 Are you the mayor of Pussy Town? 1513 01:24:06,683 --> 01:24:08,472 - You're my hero. - Yeah. 1514 01:24:08,570 --> 01:24:10,578 - Yea, yea. - Come on and sit down. 1515 01:24:12,923 --> 01:24:14,297 - Do you wanna...? - Yes. 1516 01:24:14,395 --> 01:24:16,337 - I didn't catch your name when you err... - I'm Jerry. 1517 01:24:16,443 --> 01:24:18,199 - Hello, Jerry. - Hi. 1518 01:24:18,299 --> 01:24:20,689 Alright, this is the place to purge. Go ahead. Spit it out. 1519 01:24:20,795 --> 01:24:23,129 - I've been chasing the beef since I was 10. - Really? 1520 01:24:23,227 --> 01:24:26,424 Yeah, for my bar mitzvah, my aunt gave me a golden pen ... 1521 01:24:26,524 --> 01:24:28,247 - And a rimmer. - Holy ma... 1522 01:24:28,348 --> 01:24:30,104 - Yea. - That's amazing.. 1523 01:24:30,204 --> 01:24:32,789 Keep talking. Squeeze it out. Here we go.