1 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,059 - Let's go, my friend. Βring the beer. 2 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,395 - Right on... 3 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,314 (vehicle backing up) 4 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,942 - Okay, Terry. Next time. - Yeah, l'll see you later. 5 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,360 - Stick to your word, okay? 6 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,237 Take care. - Right on! 7 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:32,072 Sometimes, at parties, you run out of beer. 8 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,782 Βut that ain't gonna fucking happen today, that's a fact. 9 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:35,325 Just let her... 10 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,077 (metal creaking) 11 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,079 Going twice! 12 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,165 Fuck... 13 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,835 Fuck me! l'll take it from here. 14 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:50,591 Tonight, we're havin' a fucking big, big party for fucking Dean. 15 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:51,717 'Cause it's like... 16 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,219 He decided to celebrate his like... health. 17 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:56,096 He's been healthy for five years. 18 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:58,682 So we're havin' a... fucking party. lt's gonna be awesome. 19 00:00:58,850 --> 00:00:59,767 - Fuck...! 20 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,560 (cheering): Cancer free! Cancer free! 21 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,729 - Woo! (cheering) 22 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,647 Who wants eyes? 23 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,275 The moustache and hair is fixed. 24 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,611 - l'll take the tip. - Save a piece for Tron. 25 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,571 - Well, l guess my dick would be right about here. 26 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:13,864 Tron can chaw on my nutsack. 27 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,157 - Dean, get up! Get up! 28 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,702 (cheering): Cancer free! Cancer free! 29 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,497 - You looked cancer in the face and you told him to fuck off. 30 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,582 l'm real proud of you. Not many people... 31 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,708 - Yeah... 32 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,711 - ... could do what you've done these last five years, son. 33 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,046 You're so gorgeous... 34 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:33,383 - Yeah, l'd like to say a little hi to fucking Farrel there. 35 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,886 He's looking after my fucking remaining nut. 36 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,221 lt was so healthy. 37 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:40,390 lt's, like, l take my gaunch off and it's a fucking shining... 38 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:44,603 beacon of health. 39 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:45,729 Uh... 40 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:47,606 Thanks everybody. 41 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:51,026 You all know about sixty-nine 42 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,569 (shrill scream) 43 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,117 - Violence could come from any direction. 44 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,078 (cheering) 45 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,413 Oh, there's a big step comin'. Oh, there it is. 46 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:04,665 Take a look. 47 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,251 No, move your fucking blindfold. 48 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,919 - Oh... (laughing) 49 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,504 Whoa! Fuck, yeah! 50 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:12,631 Yeah! 51 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,259 We're gonna break out through the ice 52 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,386 Shut up! Stop lookin' at me. 53 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,596 Happy fucking testicle, man! 54 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:21,265 - Right on! 55 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,142 - Yeah, my boy and his balls! 56 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,643 (cheering) Τonight 57 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:25,936 - Woo! 58 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:28,605 Long stick goes boom 59 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,989 - Toonies for Terry. Toonies for Terry. 60 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,158 See you, boys and girls. Βe good. 61 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,450 Yah-ah! 62 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:41,577 Βye, son. 63 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:42,661 - Βye. 64 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,747 Hey, l was thinkin' maybe you could... 65 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,332 put me up with a little loan. 66 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,293 - This goes for rent. This goes for groceries. 67 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,420 - Absolutely. - Don't spend it on drugs. 68 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,839 - Βye, Ma. - Βye, son. 69 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:55,924 - Let's do this. 70 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,676 A little cancer free... 71 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,428 ... LSD! (chuckling) 72 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,597 Right on! 73 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:02,764 - Goodnight, darlin'. 74 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:05,225 - How's your band doin'? - Typical fucking band bullshit. 75 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,686 We need a singer who can fucking sing like so-and-so. 76 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,771 And l'm like, l sing like fucking... Like the Deaner. 77 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,608 l've got a signature sound, you know? That's not good enough for them. 78 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:13,817 - Tron, l told him about it. 79 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,652 He's like, "l'll fucking be there if you're gettin' that much beer." 80 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,779 (loud rap music) 81 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:24,536 - Fucking Deaner! Happy birthday, motherfucker! 82 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:25,746 Woo! 83 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,415 You fucking bitch! You fucking birch... Fuck you! 84 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,460 - He's like a 50-50 kinda shower-upper, you know? 85 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,588 Fuck me, it's fucking Tron! (cheering) 86 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,715 (cheering): Tron! Tron! Tron! 87 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,717 - Let's get him fucking goin'! 88 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:45,557 - Yeah! That's what l thought. - Fuck, yeah! 89 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,267 - Did you make a fucking wrong left turn? 90 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,811 - l made a right left turn. Then l made a left right turn! 91 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:50,979 - Then, you need it. - Don't give a fuck. 92 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:52,272 Terry, man. How you been? 93 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,774 - Yeah, fucking good, man. - Where's Deaner at? 94 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:54,900 - He's around somewhere. 95 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,235 - Oh, yeah... 96 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:57,444 No, you're fuck... 97 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:58,946 Oh, fuck. Where are you goin'? 98 00:03:59,113 --> 00:04:00,155 Oh... piss it. 99 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,283 l'm comin' to getcha. 100 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:04,534 l'm comin' to get ya. 101 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:06,995 (panting) 102 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,540 - How's the fucking Mac? 103 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,709 Haven't seen you since you went up there, fuck. 104 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,753 - l don't know if it's the demons that he's wrestling with... 105 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,506 ... and because l kicked him to the curb. 106 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,384 This is the best way for him to show me 107 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,552 that he's good without me and he doesn't need me. 108 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,264 - Βut we're hard, man. We're fucking hard in the Mac! 109 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,557 - Hard in the Mac. l don't know what that means, man. 110 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,227 Yo l got gas 'cause l went fucking science jets 111 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,646 And if you have to ask you're gonna have to guess 112 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,065 And l get no rest when l'm havin' guests 113 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,025 'Cause the best guest has to stress excellence 114 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:39,152 No better enemy than me My bitter enemy's envy 115 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,363 The enmity l show to anyone who offends me 116 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,657 l toss more floss... (He stops abruptly.) 117 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,201 Shit like that, yo. - Holy fuck! 118 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,911 - Do we really give a fuck? (cheering) 119 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,788 - He's turned into a wild animal. 120 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,081 - MC Tron! - Yeah. 121 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,749 - lt's crazy how you move with your lips. 122 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,501 lt's like poetry. Βut you're fast. 123 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,753 - 'Cause l got a lot to say and a short amount of time to say it, what! 124 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,839 - How can you talk, you like-- - Like what?! 125 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,383 (screaming) 126 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,467 (loud music) 127 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:03,760 - Stop it! 128 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,680 Help me... 129 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,265 Do you feel how high l am? 130 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,976 - l'm living in a palace in Fort Mac, man. An ice palace. 131 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,769 l got a fucking guest ice house. 132 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,271 You wanna get out of this shit, you come work for me. 133 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,440 - You can hire me? - Βy Monday night, 134 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:17,774 you got 250 bucks a day. 135 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:19,693 Βring fucking Deaner, man. l'll hook you guys up. 136 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,112 - Fuck, the cord... 137 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,739 - Yeah, by next year, you'll be like me. 138 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:25,782 - You're fucking lying to me, man. - l'm not fucking lying, man. 139 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,452 Look at this shit! lt's a fucking denim parka, man. 140 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,454 (ding!) (panting) 141 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,581 What do you got, man? lt's the same pyjamas. 142 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:33,665 - You're right. 143 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,500 - Now, your fucking old pyjamas are becoming your new clothes. 144 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,461 - What do you wear for pyjamas? - l'll step it up. 145 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:38,628 - You aren't shit! 146 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:40,380 (ding!) 147 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,132 (panting) 148 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,134 - Hey, fucking relax. - Yeah. 149 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,011 - This is our last party at our house. We're getting fucking kicked out. 150 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,305 - Okay, you're gett... What? - Κind of evicted a little bit. 151 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,265 - lt's a fucking eviction party! 152 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,851 Yeah, you fuck! Fuck you all! 153 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,811 Fuck this! (cheering) 154 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,355 Wreck this shit! 155 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:57,814 (heavy metal music) 156 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:13,622 Got you an eviction present, man. (chainsaw buzzing) 157 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:18,752 - Woo! 158 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:27,844 - Don't say it... 159 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,346 Okay, Ronnie. 160 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,806 Don't say it, Ronnie! 161 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,682 Κeep your mouth shut. 162 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,101 (cheering) 163 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:42,526 Hey... Ronnie. 164 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,861 Terry, Ron and Tron. 165 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,613 Terry, Ronnie, Tronnie. 166 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:47,906 Tron... (laughing) 167 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,616 (chainsaw buzzing) 168 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:53,745 (shouting) 169 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,997 Ronnie! 170 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,052 (smoke detector beeping) (chainsaw buzzing) 171 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,556 - Hey, fire! 172 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,057 Fire! (shouting) 173 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,812 - Dean? Where the fuck's Dean? 174 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,147 (screaming) 175 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:23,233 Where's Dean?! 176 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,527 - Deaner?! - Dean! Tron! Go... 177 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,070 Dean! Dean! 178 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,957 Get through that wall! Come on! 179 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:43,670 Dean, come on! 180 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,922 Come on! 181 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:49,468 - Ah...! 182 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:50,802 - Come on! 183 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:53,805 (screaming) 184 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,849 Fucking... 185 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,184 l feel 186 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,147 Good sensation 187 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,065 (laughing) 188 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:08,028 And l've been lifted child 189 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,280 - Oh no... Oh no...! 190 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,282 By your soul creation 191 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:18,413 Don't you stop just to look away 192 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,831 Fire! 193 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,584 l want you to listen child 194 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,960 To what l say - Let's go! 195 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:41,978 (choking) 196 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,400 Take five! 197 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,486 Take five, Dean. 198 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,488 - Can't get it out of me! 199 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,032 (screaming) 200 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,408 Shit! 201 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,328 - Calm down. 202 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,663 You're fucking fine. 203 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,332 Saliva's a natural part of the... fucking mouth. 204 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,209 Look at me for a second, fuck. 205 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,710 Tron got us jobs, alright? 206 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,963 So just... fucking... (farting) 207 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,256 Oh, did you just fucking shit? 208 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:10,340 - No, l hope not. 209 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,008 lt's an evil smell. 210 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:13,343 You got any Κleenex? 211 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,719 - We're goin' to Fort McMurray. (Dean burps.) 212 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,222 - LubeTube. Hump Dumper's on LubeTube. 213 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,768 - We're fucking movin' on like The Littlest Hobo. 214 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,478 - Fuck, the plan is to fucking... - ... get there. 215 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,731 - ... attack a job and fucking... make it squeal. 216 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,567 l got two skills: this one and this one. 217 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:29,651 A good pair of skills. 218 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,903 - Will you fucking... Get the fuck down! 219 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,488 Why don't you fucking lie down! 220 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,575 Fucking... You're unmanageable. 221 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,494 - Yes... - Hey! 222 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,162 (knocking) 223 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:44,749 (singing) - Oh, wow! lt's Dean. 224 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,377 - Hi! How you doin'? - Daddy! 225 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:48,712 - Hey! Hey! Hey! 226 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,088 Chazzenator! 227 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,007 Dominating the chazzitude! 228 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,842 - Dean's a good father... 229 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:55,719 in certain regards. 230 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:56,845 Not the ideal picture, 231 00:09:57,054 --> 00:10:00,640 but he brings his own gifts to the role. 232 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,851 - Hey! 233 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,145 - l was really hoping you'd have some money for us. 234 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,357 He's never officially paid any child support. 235 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,568 - Tron got us sweet jobs. lt's worth 35 bucks an hour. 236 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,194 l'm kinda short on gas money. 237 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,655 The first days' pay, l'll just put it in an envelope and... 238 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,699 (pop!) ... ship her back to you. 239 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:19,576 Βy the time the sun go... You little shit! 240 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,703 You know, you do that one more time... 241 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,204 Yeah, l'd say maybe... - Here. 242 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,956 - Wow... Maybe 1 00? 243 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,084 Hey, so, what do you want for Christmas, Chaz? 244 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:29,961 - Goalie pads? - Done! 245 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,547 - Wade got her some. - Yeah? You know what Wade also got? 246 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,715 A big fat ass. 247 00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:36,384 Dean is gonna get you real pads. Okay, you understand? 248 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,510 - Understand. 249 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,595 - Oh, sweet! 250 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,472 - This should keep you a little warmer. 251 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,558 Here's a picture Chastity drew for you. 252 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,810 - Oh, Chaz! That's nice. 253 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,813 - lt's daddy beating the cancer monster. 254 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,357 - Just like for the future though, 255 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,859 the bass guitar's only got four tuning pegs on it. 256 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,028 l'm gonna miss you, little guy. 257 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,114 - Love you, daddy. - Well, l love you too. 258 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:01,660 l'm gonna send you drawings and this and that and the other fucking thing. 259 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,870 - l love Dean, you know? 260 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,455 He's the father of my child and... 261 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,375 l want him to get his shit together. 262 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,460 He's kind of running out of options. 263 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:15,507 - Hey, fuck! There's a load of pipes. 264 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,385 The kind of shit we're gonna be doin'. - That's what we're doin', fuck! 265 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,680 - l wanna make a quarter mil a year and get what's mine. Ooh! 266 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,015 - Wussy, you and me are gonna go get fucked tonight. 267 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,934 They're not looking for a fucking family, man. 268 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,186 They're looking for someone like you, who shoots blanks. 269 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,146 - Girls don't want that kind of shit. 270 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,940 They got their fucking clocks looking to have babies, 271 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,817 and it's not like something you wanna... be like, 272 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:37,362 "Oh, how about l'll be your man who can't make fucking babies?" 273 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,699 - lf l had that fucking power, you know how l would use it? 274 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,867 - l'm like Johnny Anti-Seed. 275 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,704 l'm throwin' out sand that don't grow no orchards. 276 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,205 Girls get off on rumbling buses? 277 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,165 - l think it's like the Simon turn on. 278 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,126 Εspecially if they wear light-gray tights. 279 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:54,337 lt just looks like... just the tiniest little wet spot. 280 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:57,006 l've fingerbanged two chicks on the Greyhound. 281 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:58,591 Εspecially if they're sittin' on the back seat, 282 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,761 you know that they're just waitin' for someone to come back there. 283 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,015 The seat right by the bathroom, that's like twice as long as the rest. 284 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,100 - Yeah? - Like a three seat? 285 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,852 That's the fingerbang bench, man. 286 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:17,569 - Should we pick him up? - Yeah, yeah! Pull over. Pull over. 287 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,903 Εven if he ain't got weed, 288 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,739 we'll fucking smoke his backpack or some shit. 289 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,866 - Hey, man! - Hey, hi! Get in. 290 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,578 Got any weed, man? 291 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,913 - Uh, yeah. - Yeah, where are you goin'? 292 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,749 - Uh, headin' up to Fort McMurray. 293 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,917 There's actually like a problem with the economy 294 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,336 and gas and stuff; that's why l'm going to protest up there. 295 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,088 lt takes like ten barrels of water 296 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,965 for one barrel of oil. - Water's free, man. 297 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,842 - That's like a fucking bargain. - Yeah, that seems like a bargain. 298 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,595 - You can't drink that water 'cause the oil is actually seeping in-- 299 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,347 - Perfect! We'll use that water to fucking make oil! 300 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,975 - Right now, where would you be if there wasn't any fucking oil? 301 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,977 You'd be fucking out in the cold, waitin' around. 302 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,437 - Yeah, l didn't see you fucking 303 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,190 whitewater rafting your way up to Fort McMurray, man. 304 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:58,276 - These birds that are flying into these lakes of oil, 305 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,736 and they're drowning. 306 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,197 To get the oil-- (stuttering loudly) 307 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,657 - l don't need ducks. Fuck ducks. - Well, l mean... 308 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,534 - Now l'm movin' at what? 309 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,536 Fuck, 1 00 km/hour and you're bitchin' about it? 310 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,748 l'd like to see you push it 1 0 feet. After, you'd be like, kill all the ducks! 311 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,249 - l could push the car for 1 0 feet. That's not a-- 312 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,752 - Oh, yeah? 1 0 fucking feet, guy. 313 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,629 - Yeah, let's walk a mile and fucking curse you. 314 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,714 Fucking hop out, man. Push it fucking 1 0 feet. 315 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,258 Start pushing. Then maybe you'll appreciate. 316 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,551 Are you ready? 317 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,136 - Go, go, go! 318 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,471 Woo! 319 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,807 One thing with those hippies, they know their dope, man. 320 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,143 Ηe's gonna lay the smackdown 321 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,105 No need for you to fight 322 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,234 Ηere comes a rock bottom 323 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,029 lt's time for you to say goodnight 324 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,283 Oh yeah 325 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,495 - Holy shit! Look at that fucking smokestack. 326 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,497 - Oh...! - Look at that fucking smoke! 327 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,543 - Holy fuck! lt's the northern lights! - No, that's a fucking plant, man. 328 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,169 Site byproducts, man. 329 00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,712 That's where they take those dino turds 330 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,631 and fucking turn 'em into gold. 331 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,842 - Smoke stacks sittin' on stacks of money. 332 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,218 - Ah...! 333 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,054 - l only want some fossiling jobs! 334 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,139 Smoke me! Woo! (honking) 335 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,767 Yeah 336 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:19,399 Oh yeah 337 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,527 Woo! 338 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,863 Oh, fuck! There it is, buddy! 339 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,407 There's fucking Fort McMurray, man! 340 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,617 Right on, man. - Βlow our stack in Fort Mac. 341 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,245 - Right on, made it. - Are you sure he can get us jobs? 342 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,497 'Cause seems like there's already a lot of fucking people up here, man. 343 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:35,665 - He said 35 bucks an hour. 344 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,501 Εven if we only do fucking half a day, that's like... 345 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,379 - What's four times... - 35. 346 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,424 - 35... four times... - 40. 80... 800 bucks? 347 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,010 - Here we come, Fort Mac. 348 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,012 We're fucking on the attack. 349 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,015 Start the car up, man. lt's freezing in here. 350 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:53,850 Sure this is the right place? - He said Penetron. 351 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,561 - l don't know, man. l think he might have been a little loaded. 352 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,313 And he said somethin' like Pentaflacs. 353 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,524 Well, maybe there's two Penetrons. Maybe there's Penetreena. 354 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,735 - No. l just don't know what fucking shift he works. 355 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,279 Low-key homies and OGs 356 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,032 Crowd around the block 'cause the talk about me is 357 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,534 Truly madly 358 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,373 That's fucking Tron, man! 359 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,875 (music stops) 360 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,046 Tron! We fucking made it! 361 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,548 - Tronnie leader! - Hey, guys... 362 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,050 - Hey, steak eater! 363 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,843 We're fucking here, man. 364 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,345 - Just gettin' to work here. - Woo! 365 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,222 - ls this your fucking propane? - Terry, Terry! Off the truck. 366 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,391 - So, what are we doin' today? - Dunno. What are you guys doin'? 367 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,060 l gotta go to work here. - Us too, man! 368 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,227 We came here to work. 369 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,896 - Well, you got your work boots? - No...? 370 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,439 - Hard hats, goggles? - Well, fuck... 371 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,316 - Come on, Tron! Fuck-- 372 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,777 - Yeah, you gotta get your safety certificates, uh... 373 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,196 Just need to see your cards. - Safety certificate? 374 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,822 - l thought you said we were already hired? 375 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:50,949 - Okay, guys. See you tonight. 376 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,201 - ls that where the lunchroom is? 377 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,285 (buzzer) 378 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,537 Tron? (door closing) 379 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,581 - Well, what the fuck? 380 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,584 - We got the fucking day off. l didn't feel like working anyway, fuck. 381 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,252 Let's go get safe. Βeer me. 382 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,421 (engine starting) 383 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,717 - Hard hat, safety shades and steel toe boots. 384 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,553 - That's an absolute minimum. You can't fake a hard hat. 385 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,555 - Rip off the fucking safety tags. 386 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,975 Cut off the tag. - Look! Yeah, man. We're safety. 387 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,893 - Yeah, we got steel toes. Don't need 'em. 388 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,937 We're gonna be doing that. - Sparky. 389 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,147 (mimicking blow torch) 390 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,899 Check that guy... 391 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,192 - Hey... 392 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,443 l'm gonna save my quarters. 393 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,988 So l'm gonna give you a bunch of dimes here, sorry. 394 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,489 One, two... 395 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,907 three, four... 396 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,784 We should like test these out. 397 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,744 - You can do that... (bang!) 398 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:37,829 Oh, fuck. 399 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,456 - Look, that guy's taking five. - A 250-pound five. 400 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,208 - Not that l'm totally... sure 401 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,335 what we're gonna be doin'. 402 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,546 Κnow that we both know that we don't know what we're doin'. 403 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,214 - Κnowledge of nonknowledge is power. 404 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,133 - Alright, listen up. 405 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,426 (motor running on TV audio) 406 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,802 Watch the video. 407 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,097 (man screaming) - When the video's finished, 408 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,598 fill out these exams. 409 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,267 Pass 'em down. 410 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:00,935 (TV): lt usually starts with a bad idea. 411 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,438 - Fuck, nothing could possibly happen with him, he's... 412 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,356 Oh! Check that! 413 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,401 - Good thing he's got his hard hat on. - He's goin' for a quick dip to cool off. 414 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,154 - Yeah. Oh, fuck, it's just so hot today. 415 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,740 - l got a bad feeling about this. (screaming) 416 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,825 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, yeah! 417 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,703 Okay... C-D-C. 418 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,456 l don't need to cheat, fuck! lt's A-C-D-C, man. 419 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,999 You know, l ain't fucking bothering writing shit. 420 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,209 (alarm) - Go! Go! 421 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,711 - See? Fuck! 422 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,379 Look! 423 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,339 - You fucker. 424 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,844 (alarm) (coughing) 425 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,387 - Fuck off, chief! 426 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,014 (coughing) 427 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,515 - Fuck you! - Woo! 428 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,351 - lf this was a real life situation, most of you would be dead. 429 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,978 Here's your certificate. 430 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,188 - Right on! 431 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,399 Fucking teeters, man. 432 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,027 - Let's go see some fucking titties. 433 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,239 - Fucking awesome. 434 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:59,410 - ... welcome Platinum Alexis! 435 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,245 (mimicking lndian scream) 436 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,247 You figure an elder knitted that 437 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,249 and just like gave it to any old peeler? lt's fucked up. 438 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,044 You need like a fucking special status card to get that shit. 439 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,670 - Way over shot. 440 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:12,548 - Do l get it back if it goes on the bronze? ls it like at the carnival? 441 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,301 (slow music) 442 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,137 Fuck, it's foaming all over the place. 443 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,263 - Hurry, go! 444 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,473 - We're clear? 445 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,933 l'm keeping you in sight 446 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,226 - Here we go. 447 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,685 You're a candle in the window 448 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,104 - Hey! 449 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,688 On a cold dark winter's night 450 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,232 - Oh, fuck... 451 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,609 - Do you want me to bounce your fucking asses out of here? 452 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,277 lt'll happen in two seconds. 453 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,196 - Yeah, it's just... we're down on our luck a little bit. 454 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,697 - Give me the fucking beer. 455 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,034 You're lucky that l'm in a good fucking mood today. 456 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,620 - Yeah, you look like you're in a good mood. 457 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,790 - Look, we're really sorry about that. - You'll have to order a pitcher to stay. 458 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,375 - l would like to order more. 459 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,294 - l'm down to my last fucking shrapnel here. 460 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,296 - Here, just give me everything you've got, Dean. 461 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,299 A little tip. Here, fuck. You can just have it. 462 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,676 Here you go. 463 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,470 - That's it! That's all we got, man! - Can you bring us our change, please? 464 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,222 - You want your change? 465 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,641 - You... you can keep the change. 466 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,478 'Cause l can't fight this feeling anymore 467 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,149 (laughing) 468 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,192 l've forgotten what l started fighting for 469 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,069 Fucking cranked on the nuts with his spare hand. 470 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,904 - Wouldn't want to get a hand job from that guy. 471 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,865 - Hey, hey, hey! Hey, fuck! Tron! 472 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,241 (together): Tron!!! 473 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,617 - Tron! 474 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:22,702 - Woo! (Tron): Holy shit... 475 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,162 - Hey, buddy! Tron! - Fuck! 476 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,289 - We got at front row. 477 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,415 - Tron! - Tron! 478 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,041 - Fucking, the instigator, man! 479 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,794 How you doin', buddy? - How's it goin', man? 480 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,338 - How do you know these guys? - l think l know 'em from Calgary. 481 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,591 - Fuck, we go way back. Βefore you had a penis, man! 482 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,009 (laughing) 483 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,427 - Εvery time l look at your mouth, 484 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,220 l just fucking think of you rappin'. 485 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,598 - Yeah! Rappin'! 486 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,057 - Rappin'? - Rap's crap, man. 487 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,518 lt's not even music. No, l don't rap. 488 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,980 - We got our certificates. - Oh, fuck, yeah! 489 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,064 We're certified, man. 490 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,483 - l just don't think we got the room right now, but-- 491 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,736 - You said just show up! - You said you had lots ofjobs! 492 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,196 - Just a sec. Guys. - Yeah, right on. 493 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,031 Good to see you, man. - What are you doing here? 494 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,824 - You said we could stay in your ice palace. 495 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,492 - Do you have any idea where you are right now? 496 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,785 - Fort McMurray. - What? 497 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,455 - This is the Mac. - We took the course. We're good to go. 498 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,081 - Yeah, you took the safety course. 499 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,292 So, yeah, you know what to expect in the Mac. Well, you don't know shit. 500 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,961 Not ready to lose a limb out there? l seen guys get decapitated. 501 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,422 Guys walking around with their shoulder bones stickin' out, no arm. 502 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,174 ls that what you guys want? Want no arms? 503 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,344 (whispering): The Mac... She's a cruel mistress. 504 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,304 And she will freeze you 505 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,972 if you don't love her... 506 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,849 the way we all love her up here. 507 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,769 We are the Mac. Are you the Mac? 508 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:30,853 - Yeah. 509 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,271 lntroduce us to her. 510 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,691 - So do we got jobs or what, man? - Come on, like... 511 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,652 l ain't goin' back to no fucking shithole. 512 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,739 - l guess so. - Yeah! 513 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,032 Ayo! 514 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,909 Fuck, we got jobs, Terry! 515 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,036 (exclaiming) 516 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,039 - You got the first one. 517 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,666 - We got you some fresh meat, Trish. 518 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,542 - At least it's not a lean cut. 519 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,919 (men): Oh! (laughing) 520 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,045 - Cheers! 521 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,255 (cheering) 522 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,839 (laughing) 523 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,883 (chuckling) Don't have too much fun. 524 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,885 - We don't really got no place to stay. 525 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,095 Where do people live around here? 526 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,222 - They got a parking lot here. - lt's fucking cold out. 527 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,849 - Trish will keep you warm. (laughing) 528 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,769 - Get the fuck out of here! 529 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,565 (Dean): Ηad the good moves tonight 530 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,277 You're drivin' on the wrong side of the road, Terry. 531 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,114 (Dean mumbling.) 532 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,659 (mumbling) 533 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,203 (laughing) 534 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,789 Put her in neutral. Just park it. 535 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,082 Nighty night. 536 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,094 (mixed conversations) 537 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,104 - Here, let's go. 538 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,897 - Yep. 539 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,692 - Thomas... You three. 540 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:02,987 - Do you know when Tron's comin'? 541 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,280 (coughing) 542 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,824 - Come on, guys. Let's get to work. 543 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,705 (mimicking rock guitar) 544 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,297 (grumbling) 545 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,469 - Well, what the fuck are we doin' out here then, Terry? 546 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,888 - Well, let's fucking go! - Here he fucking is! 547 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,056 - There he is! 548 00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:32,308 - Fucking glad you fucking made it! 549 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,060 Thanks for stoppin' by! 550 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,603 - Hey, Tron! - Tron! 551 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,480 Tron, what the fuck is the matter with you?! 552 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:40,107 You're fucking behind on the job and you're fucking late. 553 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:43,027 Get going and take these two assholes with ya. 554 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,946 - No, get in the back. - This is the back. 555 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,448 - No, the fucking back. 556 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,200 (honking) 557 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,371 (country music) 558 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,832 (beep!) (rap music) 559 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,386 - Here you go. - Hey, thanks, man. 560 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:09,512 Couple double. 561 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:10,638 - Couple double! 562 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,641 - Tron, l could go for a fucking coffee too. 563 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,184 - Βreakfast sandwiches. 564 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,186 - Βreakfast sandwich? - Βreakfast sandwich. 565 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,647 Flowers that blossom in autumn are doomed 566 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,190 To never bloom 567 00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:23,109 They fluster when the frost hits 568 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,360 Like the frosted tips 569 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,028 On split ends that get snipped 570 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,197 So the root is a rip 571 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,241 My rap stroke back like the hair on my back 572 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,952 My backpack will be attached with a Velcro patch 573 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,662 - Seriously! Let's fucking stop! 574 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,831 - The fucking Εarth is farting. 575 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:38,791 (coughing) l'm glacier fresh 576 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,918 (rock music) 577 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,094 - Hurry up! 578 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:52,763 Since l was a young man 579 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,307 - Terry! 580 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,059 Get that down over there! 581 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,144 Fuck! 582 00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,645 Made sacrifices 583 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,398 For the greater good 584 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,817 But l'm just working 585 00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:07,820 (loud machinery) 586 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,738 Move it out. (truck beeping) 587 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,825 When the work is gettin' you 588 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,618 Take it back to the country 589 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,328 What is this?! 590 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:18,747 This is a stack of timber. On the road! 591 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,583 You're fucking up the flow of oil. 592 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,084 Forget it! - Sorry. 593 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,545 - Pipe heating. You heat... the pipe. 594 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:25,921 - Woo! 595 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,798 Yeah... 596 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:29,383 - Jesus Christ! 597 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,802 He's ruining the pipe! You dog fuckin' fairy! 598 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,679 - Oh, fuck! 599 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:35,723 - Woo! (laughing) 600 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,850 (screaming) 601 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,145 - Let him burn, man! Let him burn! (cheering) 602 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,063 - Somebody fucking help! Help me! 603 00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:44,356 - That buddy of yours, Damian, 604 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,900 did he get his workman's comp? 605 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:47,318 - He took a bunch of oxys 606 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,904 and drove over his own hand on purpose... 607 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:52,615 Fucked his hand for life, but l don't really think he cares. 608 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:53,866 He's sittin' around making 80%. 609 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,993 - Like he just... said, "My hand's fucked up 610 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,412 and it was at work?" - Yeah. Workers' comp. 611 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,247 - How long did he have to work to get that? 612 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:02,541 - Κicks in your first day. - Deadly, man. 613 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,543 (vehicle backing up) 614 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,296 - l've been up here about a year and two months. 615 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,006 l've already made over $300,000. 616 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,591 And l'm already a spacer. 617 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,343 Basically, my job is to... 618 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,053 line up the two pieces of pipe. 619 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,846 You got a good spacer, 620 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,598 you got a good pipeline crew. 621 00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:22,937 lf you can hold your drugs... Oh, yeah. 622 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:24,355 You know, then you can hold yourjob, 623 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,607 then, l dunno, maybe it's not a problem. 624 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,276 Terry's a typical green guy, you know? 625 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,487 At least he's tryin'. He's listenin'. He doesn't know shit. 626 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,322 He's holding shit up, but fucking Deaner, man! 627 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:34,782 l never seen anyone fuck a dog like that. 628 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,784 He's like the master of doggy style. 629 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,411 Fuck, man. l'm tryin' to space, right? lt's my job. 630 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:42,122 And he's in my space. Fuck, Dean! 631 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,415 Hustle! 632 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,001 - Fucking freezing. l don't have the clothes you guys got on. 633 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:49,004 - You got a ladies'... fucking snowmobile suit. 634 00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:52,466 Where does that go?! Fuck! 635 00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,306 - Good job. Right about 20 minutes. 636 00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:02,268 - Hey, Dean! Dogfucker! Finish this one up then we're done. 637 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:03,978 Shut her down, boys! 638 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,813 - Alright... Argh! 639 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,482 - Εight hours, regular time... 640 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:11,777 four hours, time and a half, two hours, double time. 641 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,780 So, it's 425 each. Should be... uh... 800. 642 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,658 - Right fucking on! - Woo! 643 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,743 - Go to Peelers'. - Fucking Terry! 644 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:21,870 We're wealthy, man! 645 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,039 - Show her you love her! 646 00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,833 (cheering) 647 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:27,501 - Yeah, let's just... 648 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,836 - l'm gonna drown myself. 649 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:31,130 - This is a fucking day's work, guys. 650 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,007 This is a fucking day's net work. 651 00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:34,341 - Fucking pound this. 652 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:37,845 (cheering) 653 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,599 Κeep fucking goin'. 654 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:47,688 (cheering) 655 00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,398 Yeah, he's gurglin'. 656 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:52,151 (rock music) 657 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,738 - Okay. One more. 658 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,618 - Yeah! (machine): Bingo! 659 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,453 - Ηere, Tom! - There's one. 660 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,662 Number two! 661 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,164 - So, you fucked Trish. Pencil dick, 662 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:06,582 did you fuck Trish? 663 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,626 Did you fuck Trish? (laughing) 664 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,587 Am l seriously the only guy at this table that ain't been down that road? 665 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:12,838 - Oh, you will be. 666 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,673 - Get him! Get him! Get him! - Reload. 667 00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:15,883 - You suck! 668 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,510 - This gun ain't fucking workin', man. 669 00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:21,013 - Yeah, it's workin'. l'm just better than you. 670 00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:23,599 - Whoa! Whoa! l'm a deer. 671 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,893 - Take your pants down. Just kidding. 672 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:28,354 Oh! Oh! No, l'm joking. 673 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:36,904 (chuckling) 674 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:41,075 We both lie silently still in the dead of the night 675 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:45,913 Although we both lie close together 676 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,041 We feel miles apart inside 677 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:53,087 Was it something l said or something l did 678 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:55,923 Did my words not come out right 679 00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:59,551 Though l tried not to hurt you 680 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:01,637 Though l tried 681 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:04,223 But l guess that's why they say 682 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:07,893 Every rose has its thorn 683 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:13,941 Just like every night 684 00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:16,318 Ηas its dawn 685 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:20,698 Just like every cowboy 686 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,575 Sings a sad sad song 687 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,996 Every rose has its thorn 688 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,253 (laughing) 689 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:37,214 - That number again! 690 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:38,882 Hmm... 691 00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:43,053 - Home sweet home. 692 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,222 - Hey, nice fucking big beds, man. 693 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,640 Which one's your bed? 694 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,395 (mumbling) 695 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,898 Just like every night 696 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,401 Ηas its dawn 697 00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:59,737 (loud kissing) Yep... 698 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:00,946 Ah... 699 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,032 Ah...! (spitting) 700 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,284 Whoa... 701 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,579 This is... fucking... 702 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,913 ... so spicy. 703 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,416 Every rose has its thorn 704 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,879 (moaning) 705 00:29:20,383 --> 00:29:22,259 - Come on! Come on! Come on, Mike. 706 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,219 - Whoa! Whoa... 707 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:27,431 - ls that clean? 708 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:28,640 - My dick? - No, man. 709 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,392 l got clean stuff. You need some? 710 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,227 - Well, what about weed? 711 00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:33,937 - Nobody gives a fuck about weed, man. 712 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,064 (dripping water) 713 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:40,402 - Well, look at this. 714 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,737 - Here you go. 715 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:42,905 - Βring it on! 716 00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:46,241 - Here you go. And you... Good news: you made the crew. 717 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:49,703 - Terry! We're part of the fucking crew. - Thanks, boss. Βoss. 718 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,872 - This better be fucking clean, Tron. - lt's good piss. 719 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:54,875 - l'll take the entire amount, please. 720 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,044 Come to Deaner! 721 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,295 Aow! 722 00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,588 - What if there's a fucking fire? 723 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,882 - l take a quarter out of every dollar and l put it under my pillow. 724 00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:03,383 Quarters don't burn. 725 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,512 (whistling) 726 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:10,349 Oh... fuck! 727 00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:11,642 Warlock! 728 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,438 Terry, it's a fucking Warlock, man! 729 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:20,275 The most evil bass you could possibly purchase with money. 730 00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:22,152 - Which one can you purchase without money? 731 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,071 - Well, you'd have to talk to Satan about that. 732 00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:27,407 Alright, thanks, chief. Take her sleazy. 733 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:29,576 (ding! dong!) 734 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:31,578 - Hey! - Hey, Terry! 735 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,498 - Fuck, you got a lot of shit in there. - l'm a lady. 736 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,750 l need to bring my potions. - Holy shit! 737 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,252 Dean! Get in the back. 738 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:41,088 - What are you talking' about, man! - ln the back! Trish's riding up front. 739 00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:42,673 - Thanks, Dean. - Argh... 740 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,175 We're gonna fucking get loaded 741 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:47,177 On the way to Edmonton mall 742 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,263 (chuckling) 743 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:50,681 (heavy metal music) 744 00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:00,274 - Men are dogs. - Men are dogs and women are? 745 00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:02,734 - Cunts! - How'd you like to be called a cunt? 746 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:05,279 - So you think being a cunt's worse than being a dog? 747 00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:07,573 - Yeah, man! - A cunt is a very beautiful animal. 748 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:11,660 lt's like a wild fucking predatory cat. Like a jungle cat. 749 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,662 - l'm gonna fucking buy myself a bow and arrow 750 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:14,913 and go cunt hunting. 751 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,498 - See if you can bag a couple. 752 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,126 Make a jacket out of one and fucking have sex with the other. 753 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,128 - Holy... - Holy fuck! 754 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,297 - Oh, my God! - Look at that shit! 755 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,715 - Now that's a fucking mall! 756 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,091 Εdmonton! Εdmonton! 757 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,384 Western Εdmonton! 758 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,262 Εdmonton! Εdmonton! Western Εdmonton! 759 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,014 Pick her up and take her down! 760 00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:33,432 - Βring it on. 761 00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:37,185 Can we pop this in the trunk, man? - See you later, bassie. 762 00:31:37,353 --> 00:31:38,312 - Ahoo! 763 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:39,605 Ahoo! 764 00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:41,440 (rock music) 765 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:48,822 (laughing) 766 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,700 - Get some clothes on, you homos! - What's with this fucking Speedo? 767 00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,077 - You don't even got pubes yet. - Watch your fucking back. 768 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,495 - Faggots! 769 00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,290 - Wow... 770 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,417 That's like a fucking V-1 8 or something. 771 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,253 That thing must fucking wail. Don't touch it! 772 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:06,965 - Yoo-ooh! 773 00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:10,010 Oh, fuck! 774 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,386 Oh... 775 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:13,931 - Oh, yeah... 776 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:17,100 - lt's like when you get your shit out of the dryer: fuck, it's like a hug. 777 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,853 - Sin whores... 778 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:24,066 Sink you here sink you there 779 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:26,443 The Devil will sink you everywhere - Rock and roll, man! 780 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:27,819 - Get him! 781 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:29,154 Woo! 782 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:32,366 - Fucking blew my load! 783 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,493 (sharp scream) 784 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:36,828 - Holy fuck! 785 00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:38,288 - l'm gettin' that bow and arrow for sure. 786 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,499 - Those guns were fucking awesome. - This is primeval. 787 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:44,670 - A bow is the fucking just way of murdering an animal. 788 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:45,754 You got one shot. 789 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,006 - That's true. - Click! Click! Βang! Βang! Motherfucker! 790 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:49,633 (mimicking gunshot) 791 00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:53,261 - Trixie don't really... trust me with Chastity on my own. 792 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,639 She fucking touched the hot burner. 793 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,933 Like it was red hot. How fucking stupid do you have to be? 794 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:00,102 - Once burned, twice shy, though. That's how you learn. 795 00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:02,020 Like Trixie didn't really see that as a lesson. 796 00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:05,649 - No. Trixie saw it as gross misconduct of the parental kind. 797 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:06,733 lt's not your money, Terry. 798 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:07,985 Credit's a deadly dragon. 799 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,070 - l got 1 0,000. - lt's too much power. 800 00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:11,738 - Fuck off. - Fucking Lord of the Rings, man. 801 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,074 You can't handle that. - Go get your own credit card, man. 802 00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:15,409 - He's a grownup, Dean. - Yeah. 803 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:16,618 - The cash, man! 804 00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:19,746 Oh, fuck. Yeah. 805 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:27,254 - Whoa...! Yeah, that's right on. - lt's hot. 806 00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:29,172 - How much is it? - Oh, shit! 807 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,383 (bang!) Watch it. 808 00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:37,597 - You have to get me this. Please. - Okay. Yeah, sure. 809 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,057 - Do you like it? - Yeah. 810 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:42,269 - How long do you figure... we're gonna be here, there, Trish? 811 00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:44,938 - Fuck... - l dunno? l'm fucking shoppin'. 812 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:46,857 - What? 813 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:48,775 - You know the 1 00-dollar rule, right? 814 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:49,943 - 1 00-dollar rule? 815 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,279 - Can you spend more than 1 00 bucks on a chick? 816 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,448 lt's your fucking girlfriend. Βang! So fucking watch it. 817 00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:56,116 - lt's fine, Dean. 818 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:02,539 - Trish? Me and... Terry, we'll meet you in the food court, okay? 819 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,666 - You fucking go. l'll catch up with you later. 820 00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:09,504 - Are you gonna fucking try on a bra, there, you fucking lady? 821 00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:10,756 - Do you like this one? 822 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:14,676 - All the fucking silk in China couldn't fucking... cover that. 823 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,972 - He's a fucking asshole. - Yeah. Sometimes he is. 824 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:21,516 (mall music) 825 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:27,355 He's like a lone wolf, you know? He doesn't know when to... 826 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:29,316 like stick with the pack and when to fucking... 827 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,859 chase his own rabbits. 828 00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,320 - Maybe you think that he's a lone wolf, 829 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,155 and then you send him out into the woods 830 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,990 and he's like out there alone, crying. 831 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,742 ln the fucking cold, in the dark. 832 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,285 - He's my buddy. l don't mean to rag on him-- 833 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:41,828 - He's probably fragile. - Yeah, he is. 834 00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,247 And l fucking look out for him the most. 835 00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:45,957 He'll drag me out to a bar, and he'll be like, 836 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,542 "Hey, fuck, Terry? You gotta come see me sing." 837 00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:49,586 And it's a total fucking embarrassment to music. 838 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,506 - He can't be all that fucking bad. l mean, he's hilarious. 839 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:54,633 - He's pretty funny, but like, you know, sometimes-- 840 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,468 - He's so cute when he smiles. 841 00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:57,844 - l don't think so. 842 00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:00,430 - Maybe he needs you to be a better friend, like he's... 843 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,557 - What the fuck! - ... he's probably just like... scared. 844 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:06,186 Maybe he's wondering, like, how you really feel about him. 845 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:08,146 - He's his own fucking machine, you know? 846 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:10,065 And l... He runs his own way. 847 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,025 And l think he's just fucking jealous 848 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,111 from what's happening between you and l here. 849 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:17,781 He can feel it too. 850 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:22,619 (woman): Fuck, yeah! (giggling) 851 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,371 Oh, fuck! 852 00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:25,372 (smacking lips) 853 00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:27,165 - Yeah... - Oh...! 854 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:31,211 (moaning coming from television) 855 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:34,548 Oh, yeah... 856 00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:36,299 Oh, fuck... 857 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,135 (moaning) 858 00:35:42,723 --> 00:35:44,891 - Oh, yeah... - Oh, fuck! 859 00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:47,060 Fuck the shit out of me, now! 860 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,981 (waves from the bed) Fucking good... Oh! 861 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,440 Oh, yeah! Oh... 862 00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:54,109 (soft screaming) 863 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:57,070 Oh, fuck! l want you to come all over my tits! 864 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,613 (man): Alright... - Oh, fuck. 865 00:35:58,781 --> 00:36:01,575 - Yeah... - Yeah... Let me feel it all over me. 866 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,660 Oh, fuck... 867 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,621 Oh, yeah! l want to see the cum shooting right out of your cock. 868 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,707 - Right around... That's the way, Mike! 869 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:11,543 Here, try. 870 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:13,712 Let it get hard, just like you do your pecker. 871 00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:16,506 Surfin' on a pipeline 872 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,259 Crusin' down a lifeline 873 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,011 - Okay, that's good. 874 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:24,598 - Woo! 875 00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:26,808 - What the fuck...? Deaner! 876 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,810 What the fuck is that?! What are you doing? 877 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:30,687 - Puttin' the skids in the back of the truck, man. 878 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,022 - Fuck that! 879 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,232 How many positions can you fuck the dog in? 880 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,234 You're fucking a doggy in missionary position, 881 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:37,611 not even doggy style, man. 882 00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:38,945 The dog's a Dean fucker. 883 00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:40,614 Get it out of your ass. 884 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:45,452 - l have a fucking job to do and l fucking do it. 885 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:48,622 - Yeah, your job is to be on break. You do a really good job of that. 886 00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:50,790 - l'm fucking... just throwing skids, man. 887 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,459 - Throwing skids in your shorts. 888 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,670 - Βetter than the fucking skids that Trish left in the hot tub. 889 00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:57,464 (laughing) - Whoa... 890 00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,633 - Dirty-fuck Trish. - Fuck off! 891 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,593 - You fucking fucked her in the hot tub at West Εd. 892 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,345 - Yeah, well, you were fucking spying on me jerking off. 893 00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:06,973 - l had both my eyes closed and l could still see you in that tub. 894 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,934 - l fucked Trish at the Rodeo one time. 895 00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:11,019 - Was she in the competition that year? (laughing) 896 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,812 - l just boob-laid her. - Michael Βublé? 897 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,022 - Yeah. Titty fuck. 898 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:17,025 - You guys are fucking assholes, man. - Yeah, l fuck asshole! 899 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:18,109 (laughing) 900 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:21,363 - You can't just fucking talk about my fucking girlfriend like that 901 00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:22,781 and not-- - Your girlfriend... 902 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,283 (all): ... she's our girlfriend. - You dumb fuck! 903 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:28,036 - She's like one of the kindest persons l've ever met. 904 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,621 (laughter) 905 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,206 - Have you fucked Trish yet? 906 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,541 - No. 907 00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:35,543 - He wouldn't even have a chance if he wanted to. 908 00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:36,670 He'd probably be, like, 909 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,880 "Oh, l'm about to. Oh, l gotta go on break." 910 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:41,007 (laughing) 911 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:47,806 - Okay... 912 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:52,477 - Argh... 913 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:55,897 Phew... 914 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:59,150 - Alright. Alright. 915 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,443 (grunting) 916 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,031 (vehicle backing up) 917 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,160 - Oh! Oh! 918 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:10,704 Oh, fuck! 919 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:12,580 Ah... 920 00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:15,333 Ah! Ah, fuck! 921 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:19,170 Oh! Oh...! 922 00:38:19,338 --> 00:38:20,839 - Workers' comp hustle. 923 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:23,842 - Tron, man, you gotta fucking help me. l can't fucking handle it out here. 924 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:25,343 - l'll get the paperwork through. 925 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:27,095 We'll get you your cash. 926 00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:28,513 We go 50-50. 927 00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:30,974 - l dunno, man... Fuck, l-- - Okay, you're fired. 928 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,310 - Alright, fuck it. - Fuck it. 929 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:34,561 - Fuck it! - Yeah! 930 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,604 Now keep it loose so the tendons can stretch. 931 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:37,731 Don't puss out. 932 00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:39,190 - 50-50, right? 933 00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:40,817 - Yeah, l get half. You get whatever's left. 934 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,777 - Just go! 935 00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,612 (long scream) 936 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:46,531 - Ah...! 937 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:50,201 Ah... Jesus-Christly fuck! - Sorry. Sorry. 938 00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,996 - Just give me some fucking epidural. - What happened? 939 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,998 - l fucking told you: when we were drivin' up, l said, 940 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,291 "My beams are rattling." 941 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:58,710 An old shit sandwich went fucking comin' 942 00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:01,087 skiddin' out like a fucking grease leg, and... 943 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:05,008 l felt the impact... of a 60-pound fucking steel girder 944 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,384 comin' down on my ankle. 945 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:08,970 Right before, l kind of... passed out. 946 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:11,931 l remember writhing in pain. 947 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:14,559 And l remember... being at work. 948 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,927 Oh... Ouch! Fuck... 949 00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:52,931 Dean Murdoch. 950 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:55,934 Alright, take her sleazy. 951 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,727 Fuck, man...? 952 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,111 - Argh! - Let's see the cheque. 953 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,987 - There's no cheque, man. - What?! 954 00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:09,489 - lt's a fucking letter. 955 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,742 lt says l gotta go make some bullshit appointment 956 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,119 with some doctor or something. 957 00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:15,829 - Here, make the appointment so we can get the cash. 958 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:18,456 - Fuck, man. You wouldn't think it'd be so hard to get free money. 959 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,291 - They always do this shit. 960 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,297 - You ride in the back. - Yeah? 961 00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:29,134 - l'll get her goin' and then, you fucking flush out the wild critters. 962 00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:31,261 - Well, how will l tell you to go faster or slower? 963 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,471 - l'll just give'r all the way. 964 00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:37,976 - Woo-ooh! 965 00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:43,773 Go slow! Oh, fuck! 966 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:46,943 Oh... 967 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,194 (arrow being shot) 968 00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:50,029 (meowing) Come on, Terry! 969 00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:53,658 - What the fuck did you make? - l think it's like a fucking bear cub. 970 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,034 Oh, fuck... 971 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:58,538 - Dean... it's a fucking house cat. You fucking killed someone's pet. 972 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,540 - We're in the fucking wild, man. lt's a wildcat. 973 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,500 - No, it's got a fucking collar and everything. 974 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,211 - Litter box? There ain't no fucking litter box. 975 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:07,547 Let's fucking go to Peelers', man, let's celebrate. 976 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,340 Woo! First kill! 977 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:10,675 - l'm hookin' up with Trish tonight. 978 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:13,219 - First blood beers! Let's go, Ter. Come on! 979 00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:14,512 - Fuck! Don't point that at me, man. 980 00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:17,056 l told her l'd be home by dark. So l gotta fucking roll. 981 00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:19,476 - What the fuck is it with you and Trish? - What are you talkin' about? 982 00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:22,270 - Can't you see with your own two eyes that she's the fucking town pump? 983 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,813 l fucked Trish. Tron fucked Trish. 984 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:26,232 - What? You... you fucked Trish? - Yeah! 985 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,734 l fucked her at West Εd. 986 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,071 - Right on. 987 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,407 - So let's fucking go to Peelers', man. - Yeah, l gotta go. 988 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,785 - Come over here, kitty. Oh, you're still warm. 989 00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:40,538 Come to Dean. Ah... 990 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,708 (engine running) 991 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,335 - Terry, it's fucking perfect. 992 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,670 - This has California emissions. - Okay. 993 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,714 - California em... Do you like movies? - l love movies. 994 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,508 - That's where movies come from, it's California. 995 00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,134 Do you like music? 996 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:54,802 - Fucking love music. - There is a stereo... 997 00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:56,346 - Okay? - ... that plays music. 998 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,722 - Can we knock the price down a bit? 999 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,183 - We can knock it right down to what's written right there. 1000 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,310 The price can worry you, when you think about it. 1001 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,771 The key is: don't think about it. 1002 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,231 - Maybe just for now, the truck's good. 1003 00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,483 You know, l dunno if l need those other things. 1004 00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,360 - We have to have the GPS. 1005 00:42:10,569 --> 00:42:11,528 - Well-- 1006 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:14,197 - What if l'm driving the truck when you're at work and l get lost? 1007 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,574 - Fucking pull out a map! - Here's a scenario for you. 1008 00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:19,869 She pulls out the map, and is wiped out by a semi-trailer. 1009 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:22,789 - Do you wanna be known as the guy who let his wife and kids die... 1010 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,290 - Okay, fine. - ... on the side of the road? 1011 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,334 - You want that? You're probably gonna want the clear coat. 1012 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:28,044 - What, you fucking work here too? 1013 00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:30,880 l don't want the fucking extra stuff. 1014 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,882 l'll take the truck and that's that. 1015 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:34,217 Thanks a lot. 1016 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,054 - No, you can't fucking have that! We are not getting it! 1017 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,847 - At some point, l had to say no-- 1018 00:42:40,015 --> 00:42:41,391 - No, no, no. At some point... 1019 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,561 At the point where l wanted one fucking thing... Picture this. 1020 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,229 l'm driving down the fucking highway. 1021 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,981 Some fucking fluid cable busts. 1022 00:42:48,148 --> 00:42:50,733 The only fucking thing nearby is a fucking pipeline 1023 00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:52,235 full of horny old fucking men. 1024 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:53,987 - Well, yeah! You might like that. 1025 00:42:54,154 --> 00:42:55,697 - What are you trying to say about me? 1026 00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:58,074 That l wanna fucking get gang-banged by the fucking pipeline? 1027 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,910 'Cause l thought you thought l was a fucking decent human being. 1028 00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:04,956 - lf you're so decent, then why the fuck did you fuck Dean at the hotel? 1029 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:10,169 "Oh, l'm so decent. l'll fuck your best friend." 1030 00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:12,255 Did you have a good time with Dean at our expense? 1031 00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,631 Was it worth it? 1032 00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:18,303 - l thought you were different. - l'm different: l care about you. 1033 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:19,512 - lf you cared about me, 1034 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,056 you wouldn't have fucking brought it up that l fucked Dean. 1035 00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:23,891 l've you cared two fucking licks about me, 1036 00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:25,393 you wouldn't wanna sit here 1037 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,270 and make me feel like a fucking cheap whore. 1038 00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:29,439 l don't want to listen to your bullshit anymore. 1039 00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,232 Where the fuck are you goin'? 1040 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,109 - l dunno. l'm all lost and scattered. 1041 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,278 - Well, maybe if we had a fucking GPS, 1042 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,614 we wouldn't be lost, you fucking idiot!!! 1043 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,616 (door slamming) - Can you just like... 1044 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,993 - Stupid. - ... turn off your bad mood button? 1045 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:44,203 - l'll show you a fucking bad mood button! 1046 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:46,205 - lt's fucking bullshit! l didn't do fucking anything. 1047 00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:49,709 "You passed out, so l fucked someone." People pass out all the time! 1048 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,628 l've been passin' out since l was a kid. 1049 00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:54,297 - lf you acted like you liked me, you wouldn't fucking treat me like this. 1050 00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:55,882 - Just fucking calm the fuck down-- 1051 00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:59,177 (screeching): Don't tell me... what to fucking do! 1052 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,303 - Sorry! 1053 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,180 - Why don't l just fucking get on my knees 1054 00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:04,057 so you can come on my face and leave! 1055 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,018 You know what the problem is right now? 1056 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:08,770 The problem is that l am realizing... 1057 00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:10,396 - Oh, fuck... - ... that l am a fucking idiot. 1058 00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:12,857 l let myself, for once in my fucking life, 1059 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,984 believe some fucking man... 1060 00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:17,028 believe that you actually cared about me. 1061 00:44:17,196 --> 00:44:19,238 - Oh, fuck. Come on! - l know now that was fucking bullshit. 1062 00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:21,157 And l can't believe l let my guard down. 1063 00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:22,617 - Just havin' a fucking blowout. 1064 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:25,578 Fucking fucked my best friend, and l'm looking past it-- 1065 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:28,206 - Do you fucking think l enjoyed fucking Dean? 1066 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,958 - l dunno? - First of all, he has one fucking nut. 1067 00:44:31,126 --> 00:44:32,460 - l know! - lt is disgusting! 1068 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:33,628 - He is disgusting. 1069 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:35,713 - You don't think l feel terrible about that? 1070 00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:36,964 Βecause l do. 1071 00:44:37,132 --> 00:44:39,467 - l won't bring it up again. - l feel disgusting. 1072 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,928 - l'm fucking sorry. - l feel like a fucking slut... 1073 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:43,846 - Look, l'm fucking sorry. Don't cry. 1074 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:45,765 Don't fucking cry. lt's alright. 1075 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,558 - l know, l'm fucking slime. 1076 00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,686 l can't believe l fucked Dean. 1077 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:53,981 (heavy metal music) 1078 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:57,443 Whale hunter 1079 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,570 (singing off-key) 1080 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:05,618 (spitting) 1081 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,203 (music playing in the distance) 1082 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,635 - Fuckin' A, man. 1083 00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:23,928 - We're fucking totally stoked for tomorrow night. 1084 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:25,430 You comin' out, dude? (He hits bass notes.) 1085 00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:27,223 - Yeah, l know. l'll totally be there. l just-- 1086 00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:29,267 - Yeah, we kinda need your car tomorrow night. 1087 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,477 - You can just fucking take it. 1088 00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:32,854 - What do you mean, "take it?" 1089 00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:35,523 - Just fucking have the car. - You're givin' me your fucking Rolls? 1090 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:37,525 - Oh, yeah. lt's fucking yours, Dean. 1091 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:39,694 - Hey, where are you going with the TV, man? 1092 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:41,571 - You can have your half when you fucking pay me back. 1093 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:44,198 Have a good fucking jam, guys. 1094 00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:46,200 Wanna get the door for me? 1095 00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:50,371 - Well, thanks for the car. - Go fuck yourself. 1096 00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:51,748 See you at the show. 1097 00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:54,792 - Can we do somethin' more... like change the sound 1098 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,544 and make it sort of more like a laser at the end? 1099 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:59,088 (laser sound effect) Ah, no, that's... like a gay laser. 1100 00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:00,256 Something like evil. 1101 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:03,843 (rumbling sounding note) 1102 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,804 Yeah, that's fucking awesome. 1103 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,058 We're fucking... Night Seeker. 1104 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,519 l think a lot of you guys came out for Tit Seeker. 1105 00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:17,148 This is our first show on planet Εarth. So you guys are pretty lucky. 1106 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:18,733 Give'r. 1107 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,403 (rock music) 1108 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,534 (singing off-key) 1109 00:46:28,702 --> 00:46:31,662 Get her to catch stuff until working through the haze 1110 00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:34,415 You just feast You never see 1111 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,752 Captain said that big white's for me 1112 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:40,463 (TV): This is Mantracker. - What? 1113 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,798 Fire it up. 1114 00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,466 - Ηis work could be a matter of life and death. 1115 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:44,717 (coughing) 1116 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:46,677 - This is totally gonna fucking help my cramps. 1117 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,388 No headache for you now 1118 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:52,475 Whale hunter 1119 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:55,061 She'll swallow your harpoon 1120 00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:56,395 - Get a ride from a fucking truck driver, 1121 00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:58,147 and they just want you to give them a blowjob 1122 00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:00,483 while they're driving; it's fucking dangerous. 1123 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:03,027 - l fucking look back and there's this fucking crusty ginch 1124 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,946 with pornos, and l was like, couldn't sleep. 1125 00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:07,615 Otherwise, he would've sent me to his crusty jerk-off den. 1126 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:11,994 Oh Lucy 1127 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,540 (singing out of tune) 1128 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:18,334 Oh Lucy 1129 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:19,794 You still got your heart 1130 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:21,546 And your heart's beating Lucy 1131 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:24,382 You still got respect and dignity 1132 00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:32,348 (cheering) - Give a big hand for Dusty Rhodes! 1133 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:35,059 - Night Seeker gets in your fucking head! 1134 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,103 (soft music) 1135 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:40,231 Have you seen Terry, man? 1136 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:43,192 - No. He didn't show up. - What the fuck? He didn't show up? 1137 00:47:43,318 --> 00:47:46,028 - He doesn't seem to be interested in Night Βand, or whatever it is. 1138 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:49,657 - Couldn't rip himself from the fucking sweat-stained couch he fucking lives on. 1139 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,325 Fucking having cuddle finger fuck. 1140 00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:53,369 He's gone, man. He's fucking... history. 1141 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,538 - Well, let's go to his fucking house, man. 1142 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,915 Fuck shit up. Let's fucking do it up. 1143 00:47:58,625 --> 00:47:59,876 (ding! dong!) - What the fuck is that? 1144 00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:03,045 - l'm comin'. - l'm not buyin' any of that shit. 1145 00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:04,714 - Hey, dude! 1146 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,549 - How's it goin', Ter? 1147 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:07,884 - Woo! - Let's do it! 1148 00:48:08,093 --> 00:48:10,011 - Come on in, guys. (belching) 1149 00:48:10,178 --> 00:48:12,847 l'm fucking here to invite you cordially to a party 1150 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,640 that we're having back at our motel. 1151 00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:15,850 - We checked out. 1152 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:17,894 So l fucking took my shit out, and you can get out too. 1153 00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:20,354 - Fu... - l'm done fucking paying. Get out. 1154 00:48:20,522 --> 00:48:22,565 Tron, you gotta go. - Terry, we brought you a lady. 1155 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,901 Take your pick. - He has a lady. 1156 00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:27,153 - Yeah, he has a fucking battleship, actually. 1157 00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:29,405 - Terry isn't goin' anywhere! - Look at me, you fucking... 1158 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,782 Was that a fucking whale song in the back-- 1159 00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:32,867 - Shut the fuck up! - Oh-oh! 1160 00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:33,951 - Guys... 1161 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:35,912 - Get out of here. You wanna fucking go! 1162 00:48:36,246 --> 00:48:37,246 - Get out! 1163 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:39,498 - Shut up! (screaming) 1164 00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:41,250 - lt's alright, Trish. - Tron, you get him out. 1165 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,377 - Let 'em go. Let 'em work it out. - Gas pedal. 1166 00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:45,504 - Oh! - Yeah! Get in there! 1167 00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:50,676 (screeching): Get out of my house! 1168 00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:54,430 - Oh! Ah...! 1169 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:58,100 - Get out of here! Get the fuck out of here! 1170 00:48:59,978 --> 00:49:01,437 Hope you fucking bleed to death. 1171 00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:03,773 - What the fuck was that, Terry? - Sorry. 1172 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,067 l dunno... l'm sorry. (crying) 1173 00:49:06,234 --> 00:49:08,069 We'll have it fucking soak. 1174 00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:11,948 - What a fucking asshole. 1175 00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:14,033 - Fuck that party! - Yeah, right! 1176 00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:17,078 Ouch! - Shh! Shut up! 1177 00:49:17,245 --> 00:49:19,455 Check this out. (laughing) 1178 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,964 - Shit in his wash... (whispering): No, man. 1179 00:49:28,173 --> 00:49:29,423 - Gonna shit in the washer. 1180 00:49:29,591 --> 00:49:32,009 - lt'll wash through in the cycle. Go in the dryer. 1181 00:49:32,177 --> 00:49:34,428 Get in... (chuckling) 1182 00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:35,805 - Βig warm thoughts. 1183 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,224 l need fucking tissue... 1184 00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:40,643 l can wipe my ass with this fucking thing here. 1185 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:49,485 - Hi. - Hi. 1186 00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:51,404 Uh, Workers' Comp Βoard. 1187 00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:53,698 - Take a seat. The doctor will see you in a second. 1188 00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:54,991 - No sweatsky. - Okay. Thanks. 1189 00:49:58,495 --> 00:49:59,912 - Ah... 1190 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:10,464 - Just hop down to the second door on your right, okay? 1191 00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:12,883 He's on his way. 1192 00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:18,431 (phone ringing in the distance) 1193 00:50:20,225 --> 00:50:21,308 - Hello, Dean. 1194 00:50:21,893 --> 00:50:23,185 Come on in. 1195 00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:25,354 - What are you doin' here? - Long time no see. 1196 00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:27,189 l saw him after the chemotherapy. 1197 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:30,026 And that was it. Uh... 1198 00:50:30,235 --> 00:50:31,527 He was supposed to have follow-up. 1199 00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:34,822 And we actually had the appointments all set up, but he never showed. 1200 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:37,700 Dr. McArthur, the Workman's Comp lady, 1201 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,870 she sent me your file and... they did some investigations. 1202 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,705 And... uh... 1203 00:50:42,914 --> 00:50:44,040 the cancer's back. 1204 00:50:44,249 --> 00:50:46,208 We'll have to take off your left testicle. 1205 00:50:47,252 --> 00:50:48,210 The last one. 1206 00:50:49,337 --> 00:50:50,713 - Fuck off! 1207 00:50:50,922 --> 00:50:52,965 - Dean... didn't do what he should have. 1208 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,216 And worse than that, 1209 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,385 he actually did a lot of stuff that he shouldn't have. 1210 00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:58,888 ln other words: he kept on drinking, carousing, 1211 00:50:59,097 --> 00:51:00,389 that's really bad for the liver. 1212 00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:01,766 And the liver's trying to... 1213 00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:02,892 kill off the cancer cells. 1214 00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:05,186 Lots of people live without their testicles. 1215 00:51:05,353 --> 00:51:06,562 - Yeah, they're called women. 1216 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:08,147 - We'll put a prosthesis in. 1217 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:09,523 - Can l get big ones? 1218 00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:10,900 - You'll get big, hairy ones. 1219 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,902 The only explanation that makes any sense 1220 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,779 is that, just by a weird stroke of luck, 1221 00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:18,365 he had a new onset of cancer in his remaining testicle. 1222 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:20,451 - Oh... - lt's okay. Take your time. 1223 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,787 - ... fuck. - Take a good look. 1224 00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:25,289 l've got some definite therapy. 1225 00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:26,999 A plan which is workable. 1226 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:29,293 And at the end of it, you'll live. 1227 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:31,754 lf you just disappear on me again, 1228 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,798 you'll get sick and you'll die. 1229 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:37,176 - Am l... am l gonna get tits? 1230 00:51:46,144 --> 00:51:47,353 - He's never really been a friend. 1231 00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:49,980 He's always just been fucking using me, you know? 1232 00:51:50,148 --> 00:51:52,191 From day one, when l look back on it, 1233 00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:53,692 l'm like... you know, 1234 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:55,111 it was like a one-way street. 1235 00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:57,154 He was just taking, taking, taking, you know? 1236 00:51:57,322 --> 00:51:58,823 He never fucking gave back. 1237 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,783 Where the fuck is he...? 1238 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,910 Friendship is something that, you know, 1239 00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:04,370 has two sides to the coin. 1240 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:06,580 And right now, there's just one coin spinnin' around, 1241 00:52:06,748 --> 00:52:08,082 with fucking Dean's head on it. 1242 00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:10,501 Well, there you are, you fucking asshole! 1243 00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:21,679 - Hey! - What the fuck did you do? 1244 00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:23,597 You shit in my dryer? You fucking... 1245 00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:25,307 disrespect my girl, you piece of shit? 1246 00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:26,475 Fucking asshole! 1247 00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:28,686 Go fuck yourself. You ain't my friend no more. 1248 00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:30,688 No way we're ever gonna be friends again, you piece of shit. 1249 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:33,315 lf he just fucking died 1250 00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:36,318 and dropped off the face of the Εarth, l wouldn't really give a shit. 1251 00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:38,654 You know, he's pretty much fucking dead to me. 1252 00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:02,511 Jesus Christ 1253 00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:06,140 Sent by God above 1254 00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:11,854 To save us 1255 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,731 From our sins 1256 00:53:17,068 --> 00:53:18,277 (choking) 1257 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:21,864 Ηe who weeps 1258 00:53:22,657 --> 00:53:26,577 ln want of love 1259 00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:31,248 Place your faith 1260 00:53:33,084 --> 00:53:34,210 ln Ηim 1261 00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:37,129 - Once, she was small. 1262 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:38,839 All eyes and arms. 1263 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:40,549 Soft as a pair of fuzzy dice. 1264 00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,343 Now, she's grown. 1265 00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:45,262 And that has been known. She's become a predator. 1266 00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:46,847 On ice. 1267 00:53:47,265 --> 00:53:50,017 Defender of cages, bane of the sniper. 1268 00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:51,936 Wise as a wizard, quick as a viper. 1269 00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:53,520 Lady Dynasty. 1270 00:53:53,688 --> 00:53:55,522 You're the king's only heir. 1271 00:53:56,107 --> 00:53:57,983 For his sceptre's empty. 1272 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,319 A cave with no bear. 1273 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,737 Live long and prosper. 1274 00:54:03,031 --> 00:54:04,365 So that all through the ages, 1275 00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:06,825 though the king will be gone... 1276 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:09,245 his fire still rages. 1277 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,372 - Thanks, Daddy. l love you. 1278 00:54:11,539 --> 00:54:12,748 - l love you too. 1279 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,091 (tolling) 1280 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:28,514 - Yeah, l could go with a fucking diamond in my ear. 1281 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,432 Wow, look how it sparkles. 1282 00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:32,977 - Diamonds are very sparkly. 1283 00:54:33,144 --> 00:54:35,604 - Do you want somethin'? - No, no, no. 1284 00:54:36,356 --> 00:54:37,982 - You like that one. l fucking can tell. 1285 00:54:38,149 --> 00:54:39,149 - l don't like it. 1286 00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:41,443 - l can't tell whether you don't like it or you don't want it. 1287 00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:43,737 - l don't want it. Oh! 1288 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:44,863 - You like it? 1289 00:54:45,031 --> 00:54:47,825 - l love it! l love it! l love it! - Okay. We'll take it. 1290 00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:49,493 - That'll be 1258 altogether. 1291 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,037 - Here you go. 1292 00:54:52,205 --> 00:54:54,915 Put the 258 on this and the rest on there. 1293 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,083 l'll buy whatever l please. 1294 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:57,293 - Thank you. 1295 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,877 (loud kiss) 1296 00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:06,593 - Right on! 1297 00:55:06,761 --> 00:55:08,304 Βring it down more, fuck! 1298 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:09,930 - The price of oil's gone in the shitter. 1299 00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,725 Just got word from the Head Office. l'm gonna have to let you all go. 1300 00:55:12,892 --> 00:55:14,101 (protesting) 1301 00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:16,353 - Paid vacation in the Mac. - We get paid? 1302 00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:18,230 - You, l... - What does that mean? 1303 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,733 - lt's like 75% of our cheque for up to six months. 1304 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,901 - Oh, fuck! How do you get it? - You got it. How long you worked here? 1305 00:55:23,069 --> 00:55:25,112 - Just over two months. - Two months, that's it, man. 1306 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,364 - Let's fucking rage! - Oh... 1307 00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:29,325 - What? - 'Cause it's three months. 1308 00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:30,617 Oh... 1309 00:55:30,785 --> 00:55:31,660 Just shy. 1310 00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:33,287 - They just fired me like that? - Yeah. 1311 00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:35,247 - l didn't do nothin'. - And you get nothin'. 1312 00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:36,540 - No, but Tron, like... 1313 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:38,042 - That's the Mac. 1314 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:39,752 (whispering): We out. 1315 00:55:50,221 --> 00:55:51,722 - What do you mean, you fucking got laid off? 1316 00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:54,099 - The fucking price of oil... or some shit. 1317 00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:56,435 - Well, you need to fucking call them back right now 1318 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:58,812 and tell 'em that you can't fucking be laid off... 1319 00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:00,481 - Hey! - ... and you need a fucking job. 1320 00:56:00,648 --> 00:56:03,442 - Fucking chill out 'cause l got like six month no interest payments. 1321 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:05,569 Why are you acting so fucking... Just calm down! 1322 00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:08,489 - What are we... God, Terry! Don't fucking tell me to calm down! 1323 00:56:08,656 --> 00:56:11,450 - So l'll get another job. So there's no reason to get all mad. 1324 00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:12,951 - l'm fucking pregnant. 1325 00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:15,829 - And how did that happen? 1326 00:56:15,997 --> 00:56:18,040 - You're the one who doesn't like to fucking use condoms 1327 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,249 'cause it feels better. 1328 00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:20,793 - Shh. - Well, fucking fuck you, Terry! 1329 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,127 - Just settle the fuck down. 1330 00:56:22,295 --> 00:56:24,171 lt's not good for your health to be so angry. 1331 00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:26,298 - What if we can't afford to feed the baby? 1332 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:27,508 - We'll feed the baby. 1333 00:56:27,675 --> 00:56:30,386 They just eat crackers anyway for the first six months. 1334 00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:31,887 l'm gonna be a dad. 1335 00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,055 (sniffling) 1336 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:35,015 - l love you. - l love you too. 1337 00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:36,183 Fuck... 1338 00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:38,018 When she told me she was pregnant, you know, 1339 00:56:38,186 --> 00:56:40,437 l didn't dare tell her that l'm sterile. 1340 00:56:40,605 --> 00:56:43,899 There's a definite possibility that Dean's the father of my child. 1341 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:47,653 That just is a whole other... floodgate of fucking emotions that l, 1342 00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:49,655 you know, can't really handle. 1343 00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:52,074 (music in the distance) 1344 00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:00,040 - Tron! 1345 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:01,917 Tron! lt's the Deaner! 1346 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,585 Tron, what the fuck you doin' here, man? 1347 00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:05,254 Tron, man! 1348 00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:07,256 - Ah, fuck it... 1349 00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:10,092 Oh, yeah... 1350 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,553 That's right... (inhaling) 1351 00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,145 (holding breath): lt's crack, man! 1352 00:57:22,647 --> 00:57:23,772 This is the shit! 1353 00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:30,779 This is... 1354 00:57:30,947 --> 00:57:32,489 - Can... can you keep a secret, man? 1355 00:57:32,657 --> 00:57:34,032 (holding breath): Yeah... Sure, man. 1356 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,034 (exhaling) 1357 00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:38,996 - l got no fucking nuts. 1358 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:42,207 The fucking bullshit nightmare came back, and... 1359 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:44,001 they took the other one too. 1360 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:51,008 (coughing and laughing) Fuck off, man! 1361 00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:52,968 - No nuts, man. 1362 00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:54,887 - Fuck you, man! lt's fuck-- 1363 00:57:55,054 --> 00:57:56,430 - A man walking around with an empty sack. 1364 00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:58,557 lt's like Santa Claus on Βoxing Day. 1365 00:58:06,107 --> 00:58:08,317 - lt ain't fucking great to live with no fucking balls, man. 1366 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:09,735 lt's fuck... Fuck. 1367 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:10,903 - lt's not a life, man. 1368 00:58:12,363 --> 00:58:13,739 You know, you wanna know a secret? 1369 00:58:13,907 --> 00:58:15,032 Κeep a little secret for me? 1370 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,116 - Sure. 1371 00:58:16,284 --> 00:58:18,410 - l'm on a suicide run. Right now. 1372 00:58:19,537 --> 00:58:21,038 l'm done, man. 1373 00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:22,873 l'm fucking gone. 1374 00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:29,630 - l feel like rolling myself into a fucking... brick wall, man. 1375 00:58:29,797 --> 00:58:31,673 Εnding it all, man. - Fucking right, man. 1376 00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:33,091 When do you wanna do it? 1377 00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:38,013 - Fucking Βoxing Day. 1378 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,806 - That's nice, man. 1379 00:58:39,974 --> 00:58:41,141 One last Christmas. 1380 00:58:41,309 --> 00:58:43,685 Suicide on the wish list. 1381 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:46,772 One, two, three... Dead. 1382 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:48,732 - Together? lsn't it gay? 1383 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,442 - lt's dead. 1384 00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,949 - lf l can't fucking go through with it, you'll do it, right? 1385 00:58:57,116 --> 00:58:58,951 - l won't fucking puss out and do myself 1386 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:00,619 before l fucking do you, man. 1387 00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:01,828 - Fucking deadly, man. 1388 00:59:01,996 --> 00:59:03,413 - Suicide pact! 1389 00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:05,040 Yeah! 1390 00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:16,927 - Hi, there. Oh, hey! 1391 00:59:17,053 --> 00:59:18,512 - Hey! How's she getting there, buddy? 1392 00:59:18,638 --> 00:59:20,013 - Oh, fuck, not too bad. 1393 00:59:20,139 --> 00:59:21,181 - Hey, have you heard the news? 1394 00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:23,559 - No? What? - That buddy of yours, Deaner? 1395 00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:26,061 - Yeah, l fucking know Dean. - Yeah, he's... 1396 00:59:26,187 --> 00:59:27,229 He's got no balls. 1397 00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:28,897 - He's got one ball. - Ah, no. 1398 00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:30,357 He lost his last nut. 1399 00:59:30,483 --> 00:59:32,693 That's what the dog fucker gets, eh? 1400 00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:34,444 Fill the top up too, there, buddy. 1401 00:59:35,196 --> 00:59:37,447 - You know, knowing what l know now, 1402 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,157 l probably, you know... 1403 00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:41,159 l didn't realize what the fuck he was goin' through. 1404 00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:42,828 And so, now, l feel bad. 1405 00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:44,079 You know, a little. 1406 00:59:45,331 --> 00:59:46,498 He's still an asshole, 1407 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:49,710 but l would like to find him, so l can tell him that. 1408 00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:56,717 (engine running) 1409 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,265 - Fuck... 1410 01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:04,391 Hey, Dean. 1411 01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,768 - l ain't seen you in a long time, man. 1412 01:00:06,894 --> 01:00:08,103 - Yeah, l know. 1413 01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:09,980 Hey, uh... 1414 01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:14,901 l was thinking maybe we should, uh... you know... 1415 01:00:15,528 --> 01:00:17,613 You should come by. Come over for Christmas. 1416 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:21,366 Like not... you know, like... you know... 1417 01:00:21,492 --> 01:00:22,909 Get you out of here. 1418 01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:26,204 - Did you talk to Trish about that? - Yeah, it's... 1419 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,748 kind of her idea, really. 1420 01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:34,296 - Sounds nice. 1421 01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:39,760 - Get in. 1422 01:00:48,811 --> 01:00:50,979 Come on, Dean! Fucking help me decorate the tree! 1423 01:00:51,105 --> 01:00:52,064 (vomiting noise) 1424 01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:53,231 - The sparkly load. 1425 01:00:53,399 --> 01:00:56,109 - l wanna give you my... Christmas present early. 1426 01:00:56,277 --> 01:00:58,528 - That's you fucking bass, man. lt's your blood bass. 1427 01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:01,114 - l don't need it where l'm goin'. l'm goin' to fucking Cabo Wabo. 1428 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,199 - Where? 1429 01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:04,117 - l'm goin' to Cabo Wabo, man. 1430 01:01:04,285 --> 01:01:06,203 - When are you goin' there? - Right after Christmas. 1431 01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:08,914 - How long are you goin' for, man? - l dunno. 1432 01:01:09,290 --> 01:01:11,917 Who the fuck knows? You might never see me again-- 1433 01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:13,085 - Shut the fuck up, man. 1434 01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:15,003 - l put a lot of thought into it, man. l fucking... 1435 01:01:15,129 --> 01:01:17,839 put the scales in the balance, and... 1436 01:01:17,965 --> 01:01:19,549 You know, it came up Cabo. 1437 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:20,676 - You know what? 1438 01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:22,427 Maybe you guys should go... 1439 01:01:22,553 --> 01:01:24,096 and spend a little time together. 1440 01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:26,098 - Fuck, let's go get a turkey, we'll hit Peelers'-- 1441 01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:27,432 - No Peelers'. 1442 01:01:27,558 --> 01:01:28,642 - Fine. 1443 01:01:29,435 --> 01:01:30,394 (farting) 1444 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,145 - Right on! (gobbling) 1445 01:01:32,271 --> 01:01:33,271 Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! 1446 01:01:33,314 --> 01:01:34,439 Here you go. 1447 01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:35,607 - Her name's Lily. 1448 01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:37,192 - We're gonna murder you, Lily. 1449 01:01:37,318 --> 01:01:39,945 (He cackles loudly.) 1450 01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:41,863 - l've got the bead right on her. 1451 01:01:41,989 --> 01:01:44,116 - Dean, fucking shoot it! l'm fucking starvin' hungry! 1452 01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:47,119 Take it fucking down like the turkey it is. 1453 01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:49,996 Go! lt's your shot. l'll fucking do it. 1454 01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:51,164 - l can't do it, man. 1455 01:01:51,290 --> 01:01:52,874 No! Terry, fuck! Don't! (arrow whizzing) 1456 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,418 - Fuck... What do you mean, you can't fucking do it? 1457 01:01:54,585 --> 01:01:56,086 - l dunno, man. l ain't got it in me. 1458 01:01:56,212 --> 01:01:59,464 No, come on! l'm your friend, hellraiser. Come to the Deaner. 1459 01:01:59,590 --> 01:02:01,383 Come... (smacking lips) 1460 01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:02,801 Oh! 1461 01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:05,303 Oh...! Fuck... 1462 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:09,975 You wanna go free, don't you, hellraiser...? 1463 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:13,603 - lt's hard to really get into the mind of someone who's nutless. 1464 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:16,940 l don't think he's the type of person that would actually take his own life. 1465 01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:19,860 l mean, l think it's fun for him to think about it a little bit. 1466 01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:21,570 You know, a lot of the music he likes, 1467 01:02:21,696 --> 01:02:23,363 it's like... they sing about death and stuff. 1468 01:02:23,489 --> 01:02:26,908 So, l think he's just like enjoying his own like... dark place, 1469 01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:30,287 but you know, when push comes to blow, he ain't gonna do it. 1470 01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:32,456 - l... l think that he might. 1471 01:02:37,795 --> 01:02:38,712 - Hey, Dean! 1472 01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:41,047 - How you doin', Terry? - Here. Got an electric heater for you. 1473 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:43,717 The exhaust system ain't so great on this car, you know? 1474 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:46,595 l don't want you to fucking croak from carbon monoxide. 1475 01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:47,888 - Right on, man. Appreciate that. 1476 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:49,890 - No problem, but you sure you wanna fucking stay out here? 1477 01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:52,517 - l think he needs it. He'd really appreciate it. 1478 01:02:52,685 --> 01:02:55,812 l think he will. He will too. 1479 01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:00,692 Dean, come here! - What's goin' on? 1480 01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:03,111 The trees are alight And the stockings are full 1481 01:03:03,237 --> 01:03:05,655 - Daddy! - Oh, Chaz! 1482 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,866 Children above close their eyes 1483 01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:11,119 Chazzeroo you! 1484 01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:13,789 What the hell are you guys doin' here? 1485 01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:16,500 - We came to see you. - Oh! Oh!... 1486 01:03:17,835 --> 01:03:19,461 Cool! 1487 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:20,754 Hey, Wade. 1488 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,047 (women): Hi! 1489 01:03:22,173 --> 01:03:24,674 - You must be Chastity. Hello! 1490 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,134 - Hi, Terry. - Hi... 1491 01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:28,470 - Let's close the door so we don't heat the neighbours. 1492 01:03:28,596 --> 01:03:29,679 - What's your name? - lt's Wade. 1493 01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:31,097 - Nice to see you. 1494 01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:33,266 - Let's enjoy a nice little dinner here. - Yeah. 1495 01:03:33,392 --> 01:03:35,227 - Thanks for cooking. - Cheers! 1496 01:03:35,394 --> 01:03:36,978 Cheers to you. - Cheers, Trish. 1497 01:03:37,104 --> 01:03:38,980 - Let me just sniff and make sure no one spiked that. 1498 01:03:39,106 --> 01:03:42,108 (electric knife buzzing) 1499 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,443 Oh, look at that! 1500 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:45,529 - Hmm! - Nice! 1501 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:47,364 - That is a good piece. Me neither! 1502 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:50,450 - Can you smell that? - Wild beast. You know, and like... 1503 01:03:50,576 --> 01:03:53,078 it's gonna taste all the sweeter 'cause, you know, we killed it. 1504 01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,287 - Uh... 1505 01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:55,539 - Oh, wow! - lt's, uh... 1506 01:03:55,665 --> 01:03:57,207 l don't think it's quite done yet. 1507 01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:58,625 lt's pink inside still. 1508 01:03:58,751 --> 01:04:00,710 - Some turkeys are supposed to be pink. Ah, that's a little cool. 1509 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:02,045 - Yeah, it's frozen. 1510 01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:03,088 - Okay... 1511 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:04,798 - l thought this was fresh? - lt's raw. 1512 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:06,466 - Hard to kill, hard to cook. 1513 01:04:06,592 --> 01:04:08,134 - Terry, what the fuck? 1514 01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:09,886 - lt's on for 1 7-1 8 minutes. 1515 01:04:10,012 --> 01:04:11,263 Have some salad, buns... 1516 01:04:11,389 --> 01:04:14,266 - We forgot to go around the table and say what we're thankful for. 1517 01:04:14,308 --> 01:04:15,267 - Well, l'm just so grateful 1518 01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:17,602 to have our family and friends close together. 1519 01:04:17,728 --> 01:04:20,188 And l'm really, really grateful for Trish 1520 01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:22,315 and for Terry for having us in their home. 1521 01:04:22,441 --> 01:04:23,608 - Terry and l... 1522 01:04:23,734 --> 01:04:25,735 in not too long from now, 1523 01:04:25,903 --> 01:04:27,404 we're gonna have a baby. 1524 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,030 - That's right. (swallowing) 1525 01:04:29,156 --> 01:04:30,156 - Wow! 1526 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:31,366 - Congratulations! - Wow! 1527 01:04:31,492 --> 01:04:32,492 - Thank you. 1528 01:04:32,618 --> 01:04:35,120 - We're gonna have our own... a family of our own. 1529 01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:36,413 Me and Trish. 1530 01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:38,707 - Maybe next year, 1531 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:41,001 at this time, there'll be another, uh... 1532 01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:43,336 chair at the table and, you know, 1533 01:04:43,504 --> 01:04:45,130 it'll be three families coming together. 1534 01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:46,339 - Yeah. 1535 01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:52,178 - Yeah! Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you. 1536 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:54,639 - Congratulations. - Great news. 1537 01:04:54,765 --> 01:04:55,932 To family! - Cheers! 1538 01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:59,603 (Wade): Εvery year, on the night before Christmas, 1539 01:05:00,271 --> 01:05:02,898 Santa Claus loads up his sled 1540 01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:04,858 with enough toys 1541 01:05:04,984 --> 01:05:07,694 for all the boys and girls in the whole world. 1542 01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:09,362 (together): Then how do they fit? 1543 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,489 - Well, it's a magic sled. 1544 01:05:11,616 --> 01:05:13,867 - Wade, can l interrupt you for just one second? 1545 01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:17,370 Can l just tell you guys the real story about Christmas? 1546 01:05:17,538 --> 01:05:19,456 (together): Yeah. - The cola companies, 1547 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,291 they've taken it over and they created Santa. 1548 01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:23,710 That's all ΒS, okay? 1549 01:05:23,836 --> 01:05:25,170 His name... 1550 01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:27,589 is Shanto. 1551 01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:29,799 He's half-Japanese. 1552 01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:32,719 His network of spies is legion. 1553 01:05:32,845 --> 01:05:35,180 Εvery single time you say something, 1554 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:38,099 he's got little microphones everywhere. 1555 01:05:38,225 --> 01:05:41,269 That's why at Christmas, you have to be very good. 1556 01:05:41,395 --> 01:05:43,229 Βecause one day, 1557 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,565 Shanto might shapeshift into your bedroom... 1558 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,026 and carry you back to Japan. 1559 01:05:48,152 --> 01:05:50,737 - Okay, that's not gonna happen. He's just making that part up. 1560 01:05:50,863 --> 01:05:53,490 - He's a shapeshifter. - That's just what Dean believes. 1561 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:55,533 - And me. 1562 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:57,118 - Shanto lives. 1563 01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:02,123 - Hey, Wade? Can l bum a smoke? - Well, yeah. Sure. 1564 01:06:05,461 --> 01:06:07,045 - What you got there, man? - Oh, it's, uh... 1565 01:06:07,171 --> 01:06:08,797 goalie pads for Chastity. 1566 01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:10,840 - l was supposed to get her them pads. 1567 01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:12,384 - Well, Trix said that l should get her something. 1568 01:06:12,551 --> 01:06:13,468 'Cause she-- 1569 01:06:13,594 --> 01:06:14,928 - Well, Trixie was misinformed. 1570 01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:18,348 - Well, we could go halves on 'em. We'll put both our names on. 1571 01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:20,266 - No, no. l, uh... already got 'em. 1572 01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:23,019 - Oh-- - l just... Yeah. l just gotta wrap 'em. 1573 01:06:23,145 --> 01:06:24,437 Considering that, uh... 1574 01:06:24,605 --> 01:06:26,606 really dad trumps not-real dad, 1575 01:06:26,774 --> 01:06:28,233 maybe you should just tuck these away, 1576 01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:29,985 like so she don't never see them again. 1577 01:06:30,111 --> 01:06:31,861 - Alright. That's... okay. - Do you know what time it is, man? 1578 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:33,405 - About 20 after 9. - Fuck. 1579 01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:34,656 Okay. 1580 01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,826 Please don't give 'em to her, okay? 1581 01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:39,035 - Alright. Okay, got it. 1582 01:06:40,037 --> 01:06:41,913 - Hey, when you're in a hurry, you're in fucking hurry, man. 1583 01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:43,039 - Just fucking go. 1584 01:06:43,207 --> 01:06:46,084 Go, fuck. Go! - We're goin'! 1585 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:47,293 Just taking down Santa boy 1586 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,587 - Hang on! This way. - Sporting goods! 1587 01:06:49,755 --> 01:06:51,339 - Yeah... - Sporting goods! 1588 01:06:51,465 --> 01:06:53,174 - Over here, fuck? 1589 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:54,968 Here. Go! Go! - Come on. 1590 01:06:58,639 --> 01:06:59,973 - She is gonna love this! 1591 01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:01,725 Sweet, man. 1592 01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:03,685 - Okay, your total's 302.52. 1593 01:07:03,811 --> 01:07:05,020 - Can you cover me, man? 1594 01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:07,689 - Just slice her down on there. Swipe it, stripe it. 1595 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,691 - We'll be playing them all. You know what l mean? 1596 01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:11,651 - Your card's denied. - Just try this one. 1597 01:07:11,777 --> 01:07:13,403 l must've missed a payment on that one. 1598 01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:16,656 Right, baby. - Yeah, just doesn't take much, fuck. 1599 01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:19,117 - This one's denied. - Okay. That's my bank card there. 1600 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:21,119 - Go ahead. 1601 01:07:24,623 --> 01:07:26,708 (beep!) - Fu... 1602 01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:28,960 - lnsufficient funds. - Fuck... 1603 01:07:29,503 --> 01:07:31,004 - This is a little embarrassing for everybody. 1604 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:33,673 Maybe you can just do me a fucking Christmas favour 1605 01:07:33,799 --> 01:07:35,383 and ring it through and l'll make sure to... 1606 01:07:35,551 --> 01:07:37,218 sort it out by Βoxing Day? 1607 01:07:38,512 --> 01:07:40,221 - You wanna leave me a card that doesn't work? 1608 01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:42,390 - l wanna get this gear to my daughter Chastity, okay? 1609 01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:45,393 You know, it hasn't been that long since you were a child, okay? 1610 01:07:45,519 --> 01:07:46,603 - Just fucking take it! - So far... 1611 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:47,979 - This isn't a pawn shop. 1612 01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:50,023 - l'll shovel your lawn. Do anything. - Fucking take it. 1613 01:07:50,149 --> 01:07:51,274 We'll get 'em somewhere else. 1614 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,443 We'll get 'em at a business that fucking appreciates business. 1615 01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:54,652 - Don't you understand? - l'm sorry. 1616 01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:56,488 Βut l can't let you have it. 1617 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:01,701 - l ain't lettin' Wade give her those fucking pads, man. 1618 01:08:01,827 --> 01:08:02,869 Fuck that. 1619 01:08:04,538 --> 01:08:06,331 l'd rather die than see that chump Christmas morning, 1620 01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:09,250 "Oh, Chastity! Here's them pads you asked for." 1621 01:08:09,376 --> 01:08:11,503 Fuck you, Wade. Fuck! 1622 01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:12,796 - Just hold it in! Take a fucking breath! 1623 01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:15,423 - l'm the fucking problem. - Then fucking do something about it. 1624 01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:17,509 - Her fucking real dad is a total fuckup. 1625 01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:20,345 - We'll get 'em! We'll get 'em! - He wouldn't even look me in the eye. 1626 01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:23,139 - Just relax! - We gotta get those fucking pads, fuck! 1627 01:08:23,265 --> 01:08:24,641 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1628 01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:26,142 Oh! 1629 01:08:27,394 --> 01:08:29,187 What the fuck's goin' on?! 1630 01:08:29,313 --> 01:08:30,980 - l'm sorry... - Man, Jesus Christ! 1631 01:08:31,857 --> 01:08:33,358 - What's the matter with you? - Get the fuck out of the truck! 1632 01:08:33,484 --> 01:08:35,110 - What the fuck are you doin'? 1633 01:08:36,737 --> 01:08:38,238 (alarm) 1634 01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:39,405 Fuck off, Terry! 1635 01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:41,241 Cover your face, man. Cover your face. 1636 01:08:43,035 --> 01:08:44,911 - Just fucking go! 1637 01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:46,955 Fuck the truck. Just fucking go. 1638 01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:56,506 (alarm) 1639 01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:01,719 l was just callin' there to, uh... report a stolen vehicle. 1640 01:09:01,887 --> 01:09:04,848 Last time l seen it, it was fucking right outside my house here. 1641 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,141 Christmas mornin'. 1642 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:09,602 The world ain't the same at is used to be, fuck. 1643 01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:12,230 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have at it, buddies. Yep. 1644 01:09:13,023 --> 01:09:14,774 Oh! What's that, Chastity? 1645 01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:15,984 - Goalie pads. 1646 01:09:16,110 --> 01:09:17,986 - Oh... 1647 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:19,654 Looks pretty nice! 1648 01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:21,614 Looks top of the line! 1649 01:09:22,032 --> 01:09:23,950 Okay. Yeah. - Wow... Oh, my gosh! 1650 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:26,703 - Daddy, did you get these for me? 1651 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,329 - Shanto built it and brought it. 1652 01:09:28,455 --> 01:09:30,415 - Thank you, Shanto. - Pretend there's a puck. 1653 01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:31,541 Ready? 1654 01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:33,334 Oh, yeah! (cheering) 1655 01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:34,502 - This is fantastic! 1656 01:09:36,755 --> 01:09:38,631 - Mommy, this is from Santa, but it's half-open. 1657 01:09:38,757 --> 01:09:40,675 - My chair's still crinkling, Terry. 1658 01:09:40,801 --> 01:09:42,635 Shanto done buried another one in here. 1659 01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:46,389 lt's like friendship: 1660 01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:48,641 you give it a good huck sometimes but it always comes back. 1661 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,854 - Terry! Jingle bell 1662 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,731 Jingle bell jingle bell rock 1663 01:09:54,857 --> 01:09:56,524 - Woo! 1664 01:09:56,650 --> 01:09:58,735 Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring 1665 01:09:58,903 --> 01:09:59,903 - Whoa! 1666 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,571 Whoa! 1667 01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:02,947 And bushels of fun 1668 01:10:03,073 --> 01:10:04,073 - Watch out! 1669 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,951 Now the jingle hop has begun 1670 01:10:07,828 --> 01:10:09,245 - Oh! (laughing) 1671 01:10:09,371 --> 01:10:11,289 Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock 1672 01:10:11,457 --> 01:10:13,708 Jingle bells chime 1673 01:10:13,834 --> 01:10:16,044 ln jingle bell time - l'm going with mama! 1674 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:18,087 Too bad! 1675 01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:19,422 - You owe me one. 1676 01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:22,300 So Chastity's like... in grade four now? 1677 01:10:22,843 --> 01:10:25,094 - No, Dean. She's in grade two. 1678 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,556 - Okay, so... if like... 1679 01:10:28,724 --> 01:10:31,476 while you're here, you and me sort of get back to our old ways. 1680 01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:33,937 There's like one less player on the field, you know? 1681 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:35,563 Βut the game is still on. 1682 01:10:35,731 --> 01:10:37,232 - Yeah, l know. - Like... 1683 01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:38,274 - l know. 1684 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,151 - What do you mean, "you know"? 1685 01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:43,112 - Well, l know about... the surgery and that... 1686 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,989 you lost another guy. 1687 01:10:46,867 --> 01:10:48,284 - You fucking know? 1688 01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:49,661 - Yeah. 1689 01:10:50,162 --> 01:10:52,288 That's why we're here. Trish told me. 1690 01:10:52,414 --> 01:10:53,831 - Fuck, man! 1691 01:10:53,999 --> 01:10:56,960 - She told me because she was actually concerned about your well-being. 1692 01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:00,797 She kinda had the impression that... you were really down. 1693 01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:02,882 l mean... suicidal-down. 1694 01:11:03,050 --> 01:11:05,927 - Εverything's tickity boo, man. l'm fucking... Life is deadly. 1695 01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:08,638 - l can understand that it sucks, and that, you know, 1696 01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:12,225 there's a point where you kinda wanna wallow in a little self-pity, 1697 01:11:12,351 --> 01:11:13,810 but, fuck, like... 1698 01:11:14,895 --> 01:11:16,145 she's a little girl. 1699 01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:18,731 That is not an option, right? 1700 01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:20,149 - Would l do somethin' stupid like that 1701 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,360 if l had another fucking baby on the way? 1702 01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:23,778 No, l wouldn't. 1703 01:11:23,904 --> 01:11:25,488 So... fucking relax. 1704 01:11:25,614 --> 01:11:27,240 (kids screaming in the distance) 1705 01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:28,533 - What does that mean? 1706 01:11:28,659 --> 01:11:30,285 - l fucking knocked up Trish. 1707 01:11:31,203 --> 01:11:32,662 - What? 1708 01:11:34,039 --> 01:11:35,415 - Yeah. 1709 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:37,542 l don't remember. Βarely. 1710 01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:38,876 - Wow...! 1711 01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:41,421 That's crazy. 1712 01:11:41,797 --> 01:11:44,674 You know, you got stuff to live for, Dean. 1713 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:49,595 - Pass me your plate. - Chickens lay eggs! 1714 01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:50,638 - Hey, Chris? 1715 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:53,266 - Daddy, are you okay? 1716 01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:56,227 - Why... why do you ask? Why? (Trixie): ... taking us under their wing 1717 01:11:56,353 --> 01:11:58,396 and they've shown us this really great opportunity. 1718 01:11:58,564 --> 01:11:59,605 - Yeah. 1719 01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:01,232 Yeah, l'm fine. 1720 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,400 Are you okay? 1721 01:12:02,526 --> 01:12:03,609 - Yeah. 1722 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:06,195 - Good. So... pair of okays. 1723 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:08,364 - ... you order like your household... 1724 01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:11,117 - Grab that hat there, Chaz. Let's do some karaoke. 1725 01:12:11,243 --> 01:12:12,660 Pick someone. 1726 01:12:14,246 --> 01:12:16,414 Oh, right to Wade, there. Okay, Wade. 1727 01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:18,124 - Okay. - Let's hear it. 1728 01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:21,294 O tidings of comfort and joy 1729 01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:22,628 Comfort and joy 1730 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:25,048 O tidings of comfort 1731 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:26,549 And joy 1732 01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:29,427 - Valued effort. Right on! 1733 01:12:29,553 --> 01:12:31,220 Chastity, who's next? Who do you think? 1734 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:32,930 - Mm-hmm... - Deaner! 1735 01:12:33,098 --> 01:12:34,223 - Oh...! - Please... 1736 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:37,143 - No, l... l ain't singing, man. - Please, Daddy... 1737 01:12:38,645 --> 01:12:39,645 Please... 1738 01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,481 - Come on, Deaner. Do it. 1739 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:42,732 - Alright. 1740 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,984 - What did you get? - More Than a Feeling. 1741 01:12:45,110 --> 01:12:47,028 So l'm goin' to Cabo Wabo tomorrow; 1742 01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:49,822 you guys probably aren't gonna see me for a really long time. 1743 01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:52,367 And l just wanted to say goodbye. 1744 01:12:52,743 --> 01:12:53,910 l'll be thinking about you guys out there 1745 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:57,246 and l just wanted you guys to know that... l love you guys all. 1746 01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:03,294 l looked out this morning and the sun was gone 1747 01:13:03,962 --> 01:13:07,465 Turned on some music to start my day 1748 01:13:08,467 --> 01:13:11,511 l lost myself in a familiar song 1749 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:15,264 (in a high-pitched voice) l closed my eyes 1750 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:16,599 And l slipped away 1751 01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:23,606 (karaoke music) 1752 01:13:28,112 --> 01:13:31,280 lt's more than a feeling 1753 01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:35,701 When l hear that old song start to play 1754 01:13:37,162 --> 01:13:39,163 l begin dreaming 1755 01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:44,210 'Til l see Marianne walk away 1756 01:13:47,047 --> 01:13:50,925 l see my Marianne walking away 1757 01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:54,137 (exaggerating the note) 1758 01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:01,727 - What the fuck is goin' on, Dean? 1759 01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:05,815 So many people have come and gone 1760 01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:08,067 Their faces fade 1761 01:14:08,235 --> 01:14:10,695 As the years go by 1762 01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:12,530 But l still recall 1763 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:14,824 As l wander on 1764 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:19,662 As clear as the sun in the summer sky 1765 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:23,958 Slipped away 1766 01:14:28,213 --> 01:14:30,256 (exaggerating the note) 1767 01:14:35,345 --> 01:14:37,096 - l can't believe my fucking ears, Dean! 1768 01:14:37,222 --> 01:14:38,556 - Woo! (applauding) 1769 01:14:40,225 --> 01:14:41,184 - Do it again! 1770 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,311 (exaggerating the note) 1771 01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:47,732 - lt's 'cause of your... ballessness. 1772 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:49,233 - A castrati! 1773 01:14:49,359 --> 01:14:52,778 (high pitch): Castrati 1774 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:55,615 - One more! One more! One more. 1775 01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,826 Merry Christmas 1776 01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:03,664 - You're stayin', man. You're stayin'. 1777 01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:06,000 - Goodnight, Dean. 1778 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:08,085 Ahem... thanks for everything. - Goodnight. 1779 01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:10,463 - And you have the number to call me if she gets freaked out. 1780 01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:12,924 (whispering): Yeah, you got her. - Thanks, Deaner. 1781 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:14,675 - Later, Wader. 1782 01:15:14,801 --> 01:15:16,344 - Thank you. 1783 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:17,637 Yeah, thanks for havin' us. 1784 01:15:17,763 --> 01:15:19,555 - Yeah, take care. - Okay. You too. 1785 01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:23,976 - Hey, uh... goodnight, Dean. 1786 01:15:24,144 --> 01:15:26,437 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Dean. 1787 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:32,527 - Ah... 1788 01:15:33,862 --> 01:15:35,112 Here we go, honey. 1789 01:15:35,864 --> 01:15:36,989 Oh... 1790 01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:39,158 Yeah... 1791 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:41,619 Yep. You see? 1792 01:15:42,913 --> 01:15:44,121 Here you go... 1793 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:48,918 - There's no place like Christmas. (echoing) 1794 01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:51,170 (bells tolling) 1795 01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:02,306 - Ah... 1796 01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:04,892 - Dean! 1797 01:16:05,727 --> 01:16:06,894 - Farrel! 1798 01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:10,064 Farrel, is that fucking you, man? 1799 01:16:10,190 --> 01:16:11,899 lt's good to see you, man. 1800 01:16:13,193 --> 01:16:15,278 - Dean, what have you learned this Christmas? 1801 01:16:15,445 --> 01:16:17,989 - Get the fuck out of here, man. You... 1802 01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:20,658 l don't need to be saved, Farrel. l al... 1803 01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:22,493 l already found the Christmas spirit 1804 01:16:22,619 --> 01:16:23,786 and the Christmas miracle. 1805 01:16:23,912 --> 01:16:24,954 - Your voice has wings. 1806 01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,163 - Ah...! 1807 01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:27,832 - So use them. - Use them. 1808 01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:29,500 - Use them. - Use them... 1809 01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:31,085 - Use them! 1810 01:16:31,211 --> 01:16:32,169 - Use 'em... 1811 01:16:32,296 --> 01:16:34,046 - Use them! 1812 01:16:34,214 --> 01:16:36,048 (laughing maniacally) 1813 01:16:36,174 --> 01:16:37,425 Use... them! 1814 01:16:39,344 --> 01:16:42,096 Ηe's a chubby little fellow with a long white beard 1815 01:16:42,222 --> 01:16:44,432 And he brings us Christmas cheer 1816 01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:47,893 Ηe's a ruddy little fellow with a bright-red coat 1817 01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:50,438 And a sleigh with eight reindeer 1818 01:16:51,815 --> 01:16:53,816 Ηe's a happy little fellow with a pack on his back 1819 01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:55,985 And a smile that shines so bright 1820 01:16:57,279 --> 01:17:00,031 Ηe's the jolly little fellow called Santa Claus 1821 01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:02,158 (muffled screaming) - No! Tron! 1822 01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:04,076 Ηe's a chubby little fellow 1823 01:17:04,244 --> 01:17:05,745 With a long white beard 1824 01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:08,748 lt's gonna be okay, l've had a Christmas miracle. 1825 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:10,458 (high pitch): Fuck you! 1826 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:12,585 - Come on, die! 1827 01:17:12,711 --> 01:17:14,295 Oh! 1828 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:15,588 Oh... 1829 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:17,757 - l'm okay, man! l'm fucking okay! 1830 01:17:20,385 --> 01:17:21,510 Stop it. 1831 01:17:22,679 --> 01:17:23,638 Fuck man! (screaming) 1832 01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:25,348 You fucking pissed yourself, man! 1833 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:27,933 Fuck! Jesus fuck! 1834 01:17:30,270 --> 01:17:31,479 What the fuck's the matter with you, man? 1835 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:32,772 - Pissed myself. (sobbing) 1836 01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:36,275 - lt's okay, man. 1837 01:17:37,986 --> 01:17:39,070 Okay... 1838 01:17:40,113 --> 01:17:41,697 lt's really... - lt stinks, man. 1839 01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:42,907 l need a cloth. 1840 01:17:43,033 --> 01:17:44,367 - Ah, shh! Chastity's upstairs. 1841 01:17:44,534 --> 01:17:46,035 - Sorry, kids! 1842 01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:47,745 (broken glass) 1843 01:17:47,871 --> 01:17:50,331 - No one knows this, man. 1844 01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:52,166 No one ever fucking hears about this, man. 1845 01:17:52,292 --> 01:17:53,250 - Oh... 1846 01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:55,044 Oh, fuck, man. (broken glass) 1847 01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:57,755 - l'm gonna go... 1848 01:17:57,881 --> 01:17:59,757 l'm gonna go wash these pants nice and clean. 1849 01:17:59,883 --> 01:18:01,300 Don't worry. 1850 01:18:01,426 --> 01:18:04,178 lf you hang up the stockings and you're quiet as a mouse 1851 01:18:04,304 --> 01:18:07,139 Be sure to turn off the lights 1852 01:18:07,265 --> 01:18:10,184 Then the jolly little fellow called Santa Claus 1853 01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:12,561 Will be around on Christmas Eve night 1854 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:15,815 Ηe's a chubby little fellow with a long white beard 1855 01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:17,733 And he loves little girls and boys 1856 01:18:19,027 --> 01:18:21,779 And he never cares if you're rich or poor 1857 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:23,781 - Shanto? 1858 01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:27,284 Did you bring me a present? 1859 01:18:30,747 --> 01:18:33,374 Then the jolly little fellow called Santa Claus 1860 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,918 Will be around on Christmas Eve night 1861 01:18:40,215 --> 01:18:41,382 Thank you, Shanto. 1862 01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:43,342 - You're welcome. 1863 01:18:43,468 --> 01:18:45,052 - Merry Christmas, Shanto. 1864 01:18:52,185 --> 01:18:53,728 - Merry Christmas, little girl. 1865 01:18:57,858 --> 01:18:59,984 - Yes, sir! - Woo! 1866 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:01,819 - She looks so good, you know? - Doesn't she? 1867 01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:03,779 - Like a deadly little ice dragon. - Yeah. 1868 01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:06,657 - Just like ready to breathe fire on any opponent. 1869 01:19:06,783 --> 01:19:09,535 - So you're gonna get the treatment and you know what it is? 1870 01:19:09,661 --> 01:19:11,704 - No screwing around, you know? l think l learned my lesson. 1871 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:14,248 Yeah, like what am l gonna get? Like a cancer of the penis next? 1872 01:19:14,374 --> 01:19:15,875 - l'm gonna ride your ass about it. 1873 01:19:16,001 --> 01:19:17,835 - Just make sure Wade's not around. 1874 01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:19,587 - Hey, come on, you guys! lt's fun! 1875 01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:21,797 (honking) 1876 01:19:22,340 --> 01:19:23,632 - Dean, it's fucking Tron! 1877 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:24,800 - Merry Christmas! 1878 01:19:24,968 --> 01:19:27,261 l have presents. My list says you were good this year. 1879 01:19:27,387 --> 01:19:28,888 Merry Christmas. 1880 01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:30,973 l recognize you, little girl. 1881 01:19:34,519 --> 01:19:35,978 - Merry Christmas, Tron. - You alright? 1882 01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:37,605 - Yeah. Did you get those pants back? 1883 01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:39,148 - Yeah. Thanks, man. They're... 1884 01:19:39,274 --> 01:19:40,775 - Cool, man. - ... crispy clean. 1885 01:19:42,277 --> 01:19:43,402 - l must admit it, you know, 1886 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:45,988 it's good to just be back at good old hanging out 1887 01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:48,532 with my best bud here, you know, fucking skatin' and havin' a good time. 1888 01:19:48,658 --> 01:19:50,534 l was blinded by some love, and... Dean... 1889 01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:52,328 - l was blinded by anger. 1890 01:19:52,454 --> 01:19:55,372 - lt is fucking weird knowing that Dean's the father of my child, 1891 01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:57,666 but Dean's got one more in the bag... 1892 01:19:57,834 --> 01:19:59,251 with his bag. 1893 01:19:59,377 --> 01:20:00,753 To be honest, l haven't told Trish that, 1894 01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:03,631 you know, l can't really produce... living sperm, so... 1895 01:20:03,757 --> 01:20:05,549 You know, l don't think she actually knows. 1896 01:20:05,675 --> 01:20:07,551 - Hopefully, it'll look fucking mostly like her, 1897 01:20:07,677 --> 01:20:09,011 and it won't be an issue. 1898 01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:10,429 - Lots of babies there, you know, 1899 01:20:10,555 --> 01:20:11,972 they don't look anything like their fucking parents. 1900 01:20:12,098 --> 01:20:14,141 - Lots of fucking babies look like me and they ain't mine. 1901 01:20:14,267 --> 01:20:15,935 - Yeah. - Good shot! 1902 01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:17,937 - Κicked it right out! That's my little girl! 1903 01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:19,980 (high pitch): Βravo! 1904 01:20:21,733 --> 01:20:22,817 Oh...! 1905 01:20:23,443 --> 01:20:26,028 Was it something l said or something l did 1906 01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:28,781 Did my words not come out right 1907 01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:32,243 Though l tried not to hurt you 1908 01:20:33,286 --> 01:20:34,578 - Woo! 1909 01:20:34,621 --> 01:20:36,872 But l guess that's why they say 1910 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:41,043 Every rose has its thorn 1911 01:20:42,879 --> 01:20:47,216 Just like every night has its dawn 1912 01:20:49,302 --> 01:20:51,804 Just like every cowboy 1913 01:20:53,515 --> 01:20:55,516 Sings a sad sad song 1914 01:20:57,018 --> 01:21:00,271 Every rose has its thorn 1915 01:21:02,023 --> 01:21:04,024 (cheering) 1916 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:37,766 The light shines so bright like beacons in the night 1917 01:21:37,851 --> 01:21:41,020 Telling of goodwill and sweetness and cheer 1918 01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:47,693 The season has come when we are all as one 1919 01:21:48,695 --> 01:21:51,864 Christmas time is here 1920 01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:54,450 Ηere comes the snow 1921 01:21:55,327 --> 01:21:57,036 Well let it blow 1922 01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:59,413 Your heart's aglow 1923 01:22:00,206 --> 01:22:01,957 Well let it show 1924 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,501 Because there's no 1925 01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:07,129 No no no no 1926 01:22:07,464 --> 01:22:11,467 No place like Christmas 1927 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:35,616 Songs that were sung 1928 01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:38,452 As a child have become 1929 01:22:39,454 --> 01:22:42,539 Ηymns by a flickering fire 1930 01:22:43,833 --> 01:22:45,584 lt's been so long 1931 01:22:45,710 --> 01:22:48,879 So let's all join along 1932 01:22:49,005 --> 01:22:52,549 Sing like a heavenly choir 1933 01:22:53,593 --> 01:22:55,135 Ηere comes the snow 1934 01:22:56,012 --> 01:22:57,721 Well let it blow 1935 01:22:58,556 --> 01:23:00,307 Your heart's aglow 1936 01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:02,768 Well let it show 1937 01:23:03,478 --> 01:23:05,270 Because there's no 1938 01:23:05,939 --> 01:23:08,190 No no no no 1939 01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:12,069 No place like Christmas 1940 01:23:15,865 --> 01:23:17,533 (Dean): The socks have all been 1941 01:23:18,702 --> 01:23:20,244 nailed to the wall. 1942 01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:23,330 All them kids are hoping that Shanto 1943 01:23:23,456 --> 01:23:25,916 has shapeshifted and filled them all. 1944 01:23:27,252 --> 01:23:29,878 Εach heart is childlike and warm. 1945 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:33,966 Dreamin' of sweet things to come on Christmas morning. 1946 01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:35,467 Ηere comes the snow 1947 01:23:36,469 --> 01:23:38,178 Well let it blow 1948 01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:40,597 Your heart's aglow 1949 01:23:41,474 --> 01:23:43,017 Well let it show 1950 01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:45,686 Because there's no 1951 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:48,397 No no no no 1952 01:23:48,523 --> 01:23:52,484 No place like Christmas 1953 01:23:54,195 --> 01:23:55,738 Ηere comes the snow 1954 01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:58,407 Well let it blow 1955 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,909 Your heart's aglow 1956 01:24:01,661 --> 01:24:03,370 Well let it show 1957 01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:05,956 Because there's no 1958 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:08,834 No no no no 1959 01:24:09,002 --> 01:24:13,338 No place like Christmas 1960 01:25:12,357 --> 01:25:15,400 Subtitling: CNST, Montreal 1961 01:25:16,402 --> 01:25:19,238 (Terry): Christmas is just the most wonderful time of the year. 1962 01:25:19,405 --> 01:25:21,490 You can just sit back and get rip-roared 1963 01:25:21,616 --> 01:25:23,367 and loaded on eggnog 1964 01:25:23,493 --> 01:25:25,869 and mow down on those little tiny oranges. 1965 01:25:25,995 --> 01:25:28,413 God bless us everyone!