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They've been out there
for centuries.

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Lurking in the shadows.

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Rotting in our stories and myths.

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And buried in our nightmares.

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For the time will come
when monsters

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will shape the fortunes of all.

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Tonight!

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The most highly anticipated extreme
sporting event ever.

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Ever, ever, ever.

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Eight deadly monsters
summoned to the ring

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from all corners of the Earth,

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fighting to the death to determine the
most powerful ghoul of all time.

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Ghoul of all time.

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Fighting and monster fans
from across the world,

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board up your windows and
put your kids to bed,

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for it's the ultimate fight
of the living dead.

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The living dead.

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This is Monster Brawl.

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Good evening monster
fans in Canada,

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Newfoundland and the United
States of America.

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We're coming to you live from
the abandoned and overgrown

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Hillside Necropolis in
central Michigan,

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and folks, we're about to witness
an unspeakable war of attrition

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here at the first ever Monster
Brawl main event.

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I'm Buzz Chambers,

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here with legendary former champ,
Sasquatch Sid Tucker.

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And tonight, we present

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a shocking and God-awful
fighting tournament

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featuring a roster of the world's
most notorious ghouls,

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in what can only be described

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as a showdown for the ages.

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That's right, Buzz.

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This will be a blood-curdling
battle to the death

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for our eight gruesome and
ghastly combatants.

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Now, the tournament consists
of two conferences.

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The Undead and the Creatures.

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Each conference contains
four monsters.

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There are middleweight contenders
and the heavyweights.

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Let's take a quick look
at our fighters.

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The Unread Conference.

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The Mummy.

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Lady Vampire.

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Zombie Man.

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Frankenstein.

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The Creatures Conference.

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Cyclops.

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Witch Bitch.

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Swamp Gut.

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Werewolf.

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Now, our opening fights feature
the middleweight battles

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from each conference.

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And the division titles
are up for grabs.

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First up from the Creatures,
is Cyclops vs. Witch Bitch.

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Then for the Undead

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it's Mummy vs. Lady Vampire.

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The next round of fights is
our heavyweight contests.

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For the Creatures it's Swamp
Gut pitted against Werewolf.

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And for the Undead, it's Frankenstein
vs. Zombie Man.

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The final fight of the night
will have the contenders

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from each heavyweight bout facing
each other in a bitter

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and grisly end showdown.

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But first, we welcome special
Monster Brawl dignitary,

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the perpetually hyper "Mouth
from the South", Jimmy Hart.

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Come on baby, step
on it! Step on it!

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I'm going to be late for
the Monster Brawl!

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Look, I promise you III pay
for the speeding ticket.

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I promise! I promise! Look, pal, I'm
begging you, step on it. Please.

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I'm going to turn into a pumpkin
if you don't hurry.

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II right. Come on, baby. I
think I'm gonna make it.

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Jimmy, glad you could
make it here tonight.

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How are you feeling?

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Guys, this is awesome! I'm
having a blast here.

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The monsters are getting
ready for the fights.

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I just saw a graveyard worker get their
arms ripped off by a zombie.

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We're in for a blistering,
bickering battle royal,

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a devastating, disgusting
donnybrook,

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and a freakish, forlorn fracas.

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Hey Jimmy, give us some background
info on this event.

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How the hell did Monster
Brawl come to life, huh?

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This event started out as
just a crazy old dream

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from an unemployed, smalltime wresting
promoter named Jake Blackburn.

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He first devised this idea
over five years ago from

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his parent's basement.

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I had a chance to catch up with
Blackburn earlier in the week,

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and he had this to say.

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Blackburn, I got a few questions
for you, if you don't mind.

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Why don't you tell
us about yourself?

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I've always been a geek when it
comes to wresting and monsters.

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I used to make Kung Fu tournaments.

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I'd have all my friends over,
and we'd beat each other up,

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and then we'd run inside and watch
monster movies and scare

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the crap out of each other.

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Well, let me ask you this.
What in the world compelled

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you to go down this path?

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I mean, why monsters?
Why-why wresting?

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Well, these things are
like my drugs, man.

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I mean, when everyone else was
out partying on Friday nights,

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I'm sitting at home watching
Japanese death matches

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and doodling monsters fighting.

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As a local promoter, I know it was
tough. You had a lot of struggles.

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Can you tell us about it?

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It was tough. We're going around with
wrestlers no one has heard of.

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It kind of fizzled out. But, uh, I
went back to the drawing board,

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that's when I started thinking
about the big ideas.

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What about Las Vegas?

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Bright lights, big city,
sold-out crowds?

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It all came down to affordability and
keeping the monsters comfortable.

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They don't wanna be in front of
big crowds with lots of lights going

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off and stuff like that.

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There's a safety issue. You don't want
them ripping arms off of people.

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That's when we came up with the idea
to have it in a secret graveyard.

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We can show it to the whole
world. It's perfect.

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How in the hell did you
recruit these monsters?

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Frankenstein? Zombie?

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We're sending invites
all over the place.

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Some monsters just caught wind
of what was going on.

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Some just showed up out of nowhere,

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like they were summoned here from
the dark forces we got in play.

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It's gonna be an amazing battle,
Jimmy, and to me it

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doesn't matter who wins.

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It's all about the journey getting
here, and it's been great.

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Well, there you have it folks.

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The brains behind the brawl.

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May I give you some advice?

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If you make some money, get
you a new suit, okay?

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All right. Hey, good luck.

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All right, thanks, Jimmy.

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We're back graveside,
with Cyril Haggard,

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the resident grave keeper here
at Hillside Necropolis.

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Cy, you know this turf
better than anyone.

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Why was this particular cemetery
chosen as tonight's venue?

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I told you to mind
your own business.

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I warned you not to go messing
with this place.

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Gotcha. We know that the arena
terrain is mostly dead mulch

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and thick forest, but are there
any environmental factors

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that might come into play during
the fights tonight?

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The soil is cursed, boy!

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You've gone and stirred
up a heap of trouble.

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Something evil has been unearthed,

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and I can feel it in my bones.

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Evil. Evil!

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Evil.

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Sounds good, Cy.

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Thanks for dropping by and we
hope you enjoy the fights.

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You bastards are gonna pay
for what you've done.

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You're gonna pay.

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You're all doomed.

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Again, thanks for dropping
by, Cy, with that wonderful

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bit of foreboding.

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I warned you this place was cursed!

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And now, before we preview
our opening match,

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Let's go live backstage where legendary
mixed martial arts referee

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and official Monster
Brawl officiator,

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Herb Dean is standing by
to give us some details

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on the rules and regulations for
our upcoming fights. Herb?

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Hey guys, pleasure to be here.

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Herb, what are your thoughts
on this event?

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It's unbelievable. There's an eerie
vibe back here in the crypts

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where the monsters are
getting prepared.

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This night's gonna go down
in fighting history.

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What do you think about living
in a world where monsters

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must fight to the death?

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I think it's great. I hate monsters
more than anything.

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And the way I see it, there's
gonna be a few less monsters

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in the world after tonight

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'cause some of them ain't
leaving this cemetery.

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What kind of rules have been
established for this tournament?

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None.

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What, no rules whatsoever?

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No, man. No rules, no time
limits, no stoppages.

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The match will continue until
one of them loses their life.

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I'm here to cut down on
the shots to the groin,

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manager interventions,
that sort of thing.

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Other than that, standard
death-match.

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That's wonderful. We'll see you
shortly inside the ring.

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And we'll take our first break
here at the graveyard

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and be right back with the opening
fight of the evening.

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lonian Islands, Greece.

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Enter.

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An urgent message for you, Sir.

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Who sent you?

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A shadow from the West.

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There's a storm brewing.

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Monsters the world over
have been summoned.

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So, the hour is upon us.

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My training will begin at dawn.

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Almost 3000 years ago, I
made a terrible mistake.

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I made a fateful deal with
the evil god Hades.

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In return for one of my eyes, he
grant me power to see future.

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I can foretell the
deaths of others.

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I went into hiding, ashamed
and without honor.

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Now, a force beckons me

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that is more powerful
than anything.

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If you can see the future,

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you must already know the
outcome of the battle.

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Honor is like an island. Rugged
and without shores.

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Once you leave, you
can never return.

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Buzzard's Bay, Massachusetts.

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Witch! You ought to be
burned to the ground.

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You're the worst witch ever.

201
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Witch!

202
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You're a witch.

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Bitch.

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00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,543
Go away!

205
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,968
What do you want?

206
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,429
I'm known around these
parts as the Grub.

207
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,473
The Grub?

208
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,351
That's right. Professional monster
bodyguard and manager.

209
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,186
Who sent you here?

210
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:36,147
Listen. I caught whispers
of a secret tournament

211
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,649
for people like yourself.

212
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,901
Piss off, troll!

213
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,029
Wait a minute! They are holding a
monster fighting event next month,

214
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,240
and I need a fighter.

215
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,535
We'll make you the most powerful
menace the world has ever seen.

216
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:52,372
No more witch hunts. The townsfolk
will bow to you.

217
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:56,042
Well, don't just stand
there. Come inside.

218
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,840
Now, tell me again how I'm
supposed to stand up to the

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00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,555
rest of these monsters?

220
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:14,060
I've trained the most disagreeable
monsters in the entire universe.

221
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:17,522
But you, you could go all
the way to the top!

222
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:21,025
Picture this. Diabolical outcast
from small village

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00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,278
wins Monster Brawl.

224
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,288
You will have your vengeance.

225
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,624
Everyone who spit on
you, heckled you,

226
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,960
beat and raped you.

227
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,712
But I can't fight!

228
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,088
Nonsense!

229
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,886
Forget all the necromancy
crap. The conjury.

230
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,637
The dark magic.

231
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,641
You have to become a warrior!

232
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,777
Now, if we only had the
proper name for you,

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that would instill terror into
the heart of your opponent.

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00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,118
Witch Bitch.

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00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:15,288
Witch Bitch. Witch Bitch.
Witch Bitch.

236
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,126
Witch Bitch.

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Creatures Conference Middleweight
Title Match.

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00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:26,007
Cyclops vs. Witch Bitch.

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00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,636
We're back, ladies and gentlemen, with
our opening bout of the evening.

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00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,138
Now we're ready to get this
brawl underway Buzz,

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and what a first match-up.

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We have the one-eyed ancient
warrior Cyclops

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going head-to-head against
the uncomely, Witch Bitch.

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Let's go to our fight preview.

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Cyclops.

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00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,863
Normally Cyclops would
not fight women.

247
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,283
But this Witch is a bitch.

248
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,285
And I will crush her!

249
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,537
And Hades is next!

250
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,873
The Cyclops is a mythical creature.

251
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,543
He comes from a long line
of one-eyed blacksmiths,

252
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,631
and he's fought nearly everything
that's ever walked or crawled.

253
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,633
He's trained in fighting systems

254
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:12,136
varying from Roman Empire
gladiator tactics

255
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,515
to Greco-Spartan field combat.

256
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:19,894
In fact, he has the ability to
eradicate entire villages

257
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,648
with his special laser
beam eye maneuver.

258
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,733
Witch Bitch.

259
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,696
Listen up, Cyclops! You
Grub-wannabe bastard!

260
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,906
We've got some tricks
in store for you.

261
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:36,077
A whole bag of them, so
keep your eye open.

262
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,913
Witch Bitch is a grizzled
and vile occultist,

263
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,501
capable of conjuring dark spirits
and fatal spell attacks.

264
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,379
And was once part of a
Witch/Warlock tag team

265
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,757
until her partner was
burned at the stake.

266
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:54,095
She's also been taken under the
wing of monster bodyguard

267
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,056
and acne-smitten troll, the Grub,

268
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,392
who has trained and conditioned
Witch Bitch

269
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,186
in the weeks leading up
to tonight's event.

270
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,189
And now, we turn it
over to Jimmy Hart

271
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:09,318
to summon the creatures
from the crypts.

272
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,890
Ladies and gentlemen,
coming to you live

273
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:41,934
from the Hillside Necropolis
in Emmett, County Michigan,

274
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,229
the Monster Brawl Creatures Conference
Middleweight Showdown.

275
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,441
Introducing first, fighting
out of the stone crypt,

276
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,903
a mythical one-eyed brute
from lonia, Greece.

277
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:56,282
Weighing in at 280 pounds,
the legendary, the ageless

278
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,868
Cyclops!

279
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,094
And his opponent, fighting
out of the wood crypt,

280
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,929
weighing in at 134 pounds.

281
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,931
From Buzzard's Bay, Massachusetts,

282
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,183
the bane of New England,
the infernal,

283
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:26,771
the unhallowed, the villainous
sorceress Witch Bitch.

284
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,663
And let's take a quick peak at
our Tale of the Tape, Buzz,

285
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,040
and see how these fighters
match up.

286
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,543
The Cyclops has a formidable record

287
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:53,047
and easily tops Witch Bitch
in strength and size.

288
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:59,387
Herb Dean is making his way out to
the ring area through the archway,

289
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,265
and what a class-act individual

290
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,393
and stellar representative
of monster fighting.

291
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:09,063
And the anticipation mounting
inside the graveyard

292
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,482
is about to explode.

293
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,486
And this is the biggest event in
the history of physical combat,

294
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:19,532
and I just hope my voice
holds up for this, Buzz!

295
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,244
All right guys, center up.

296
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,163
And if I'm Herb Dean, Buzz,

297
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,248
I'd get the hell out of
that ring in a hurry.

298
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,251
We've gone over the rules. Protect
yourself at all times.

299
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,004
Follow my instructions. We're
gonna have a clean fight.

300
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,548
Touch gloves, Let's
make it official.

301
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:39,093
It's the one and only time these
athletes will ever face each other,

302
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,096
and it's winner takes all.

303
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,433
The loser must leave this world.

304
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,934
You ready to fight?

305
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,020
You ready?

306
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,771
Let's do it.

307
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,696
And we're underway here
at Monster Brawl

308
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,575
as Cyclops and Witch Bitch engage
in a brutal bloodbath

309
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:05,703
for the Creatures Conference
middleweight title.

310
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,957
Cyclops misses with a quick lunge

311
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,377
as Witch Bitch gingerly slingshots
him into the ropes

312
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:17,381
and answers with a clothesline.

313
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,223
Look out! Witch Bitch with
a dirty kick to the dick

314
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:29,310
sends the ancient ogre reeling
to the canvas mat.

315
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,480
And Herb Dean has a
word with the Witch

316
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,441
regarding that ball-busting
maneuver.

317
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,160
That was a groin shot. You
need to keep it clean. We're

318
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,195
not gonna have that.

319
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,739
All right, you ready? Fight!

320
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:45,576
Cyclops pulls out a sledgehammer
and blindsides Witch Bitch

321
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,954
with a big backhand
hit to the face.

322
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,747
Incredible.

323
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,959
And she's in serious
trouble now, Sid.

324
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:57,922
And Herb Dean clearly appalled by
the action happening in the ring.

325
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,967
The Grub is in disbelief, and
now he's entering the ring

326
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:04,345
to mount an intervention on behalf
of his mangled protege.

327
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:08,349
The Grub broadsides Cyclops
with a folding chair,

328
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,603
and this fight is descending
into a circus, Sid.

329
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,773
And Herb Dean appears ready
to disqualify Witch Bitch

330
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,776
as he lectures the Grub at
the side of the ring.

331
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,115
And Witch Bitch pushes
aside her manager

332
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,785
and slices Herb Dean's neck
with a rusty cleaver!

333
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:31,122
Oh, good Lord! Folks, Herb Dean
has been seriously injured

334
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:32,665
as he flops out of the ring!

335
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,007
Unbelievable!

336
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:45,636
Monster Brawl ref Herb Dean
is dead at the age of 40!

337
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,055
And we're going to have to proceed

338
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,726
throughout the rest of the night
with no officiator, Sid.

339
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,644
Look, no more grieving, Buzz.

340
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,022
We're missing the action
in the ring.

341
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:59,650
And the Cyclops with a heavy blow
to the head of Witch Bitch,

342
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,569
sending her into the turnbuckle

343
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:04,739
where he lets loose a couple
of heavy punches.

344
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:08,640
And Witch Bitch with a sneaky
dodge as she batters Cyclops with

345
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,161
a shoulder to the chest.

346
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,333
Cyclops grabs Witch
Bitch by the neck.

347
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,588
Fantastic.

348
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,386
And a sensational reversal
by Witch Bitch.

349
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:31,849
And Buzz, the Grub hands her a bottle
of moonshine or something

350
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,685
and she's happily indulging in it.

351
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:38,189
She's bitching up for
something big, Sid.

352
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,942
And the Witch humiliating
the Cyclops

353
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:45,613
as she spews that Bitch's
brew all over him.

354
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:49,116
Look out! She's going
in for an eye-gouge.

355
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,036
Cyclops in serious danger now

356
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,706
as Witch Bitch pries at
his exposed eyeball.

357
00:22:55,791 --> 00:23:00,878
It's all fun and games until
someone loses their eye.

358
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,714
And the Cyclops is going nuts!

359
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:07,635
He's amassing an energy force
around his eyeball.

360
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:11,138
Cyclops possesses powers
older than time itself,

361
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,266
and he was hesitant to use this
weapon, but enough is enough.

362
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,977
It's time for this bitch to pay!

363
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:30,408
And Cyclops unloads a devastating
laser beam attack,

364
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,244
scorching the face of Witch Bitch!

365
00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:36,122
That was a face-melting finish.

366
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,416
Wow!

367
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,752
Cyclops wins.

368
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:44,130
Mythical laser blast.

369
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,174
Ding dong, the Witch is dead.

370
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:52,847
She'll find a final resting place
here at Hillside Necropolis.

371
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:56,767
Cyclops parades around the ring,
basking in the victory.

372
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,019
Cyclops wins!

373
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:07,862
And now the Grub enters the ring to
steal some thunder from Cyclops.

374
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:11,949
He wants a piece of the
one-eyed monster.

375
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,161
Oh, my God! The Grub gets his
head knocked right off

376
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:19,957
as Cyclops unloads a heavy blow
that literally decapitates

377
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,625
the veteran monster manager.

378
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:27,631
Hades! You're next!

379
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,384
I Love this! I Love it!
I Love it! I Love it!

380
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:35,306
Look at this. Cyclops just scorched
Witch Bitch with a laser beam!

381
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:37,850
And look at Herb Dean. He's dead!

382
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:40,561
I hate referees anyhow. They
are no use for anything.

383
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:46,984
Trust me on that, girls. And the
winner of the match is Cyclops!

384
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,737
A convincing win for the Cyclops,

385
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:54,700
as he takes the crown for the Creature
Conference middleweight title.

386
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:59,747
That's right, Buzz. The dead are
gone, and the Brawl must go on.

387
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,750
We'll be right back to preview
our next fight,

388
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:07,713
this time from the
Undead Conference.

389
00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:12,176
Metropolitan Museum, New York City.

390
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:43,100
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
this is Chris Chilton

391
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:46,979
with a special B Channel News alert
for the Greater New York area.

392
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:50,441
Authorities have confirmed that
a reanimated mummy has escaped

393
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:54,194
from the Metropolitan Museum after
killing a forklift operator.

394
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:58,282
Experts believe the mummy might be
the fabled 4000-year-old remains

395
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:01,869
of King Khafra, a brutal
and vicious Pharaoh.

396
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:05,623
The entire Tri-state area is now
under an orange terror alert

397
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:08,876
as the undead monster roams
the streets aimlessly.

398
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,200
Our cameras caught up with
the Sheriff in front of the

399
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,547
museum earlier today.

400
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,300
It's our belief that he's
headed somewhere.

401
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:20,054
Something evil has compelled
him from the grave.

402
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:23,390
I encourage all citizens
to remain on high alert.

403
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,477
And if you see that mummy, you all
give me a call now, you hear?

404
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,690
Felldorf, Transylvania.

405
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:38,739
This is special agent
Laurence Dunn,

406
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:42,368
voice memorandum 19F81.

407
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:45,120
Operation Holy Water.

408
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:48,040
I have succeeded at traversing
the Carpathian Mountains

409
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,333
over the last nine days,

410
00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:54,171
and I have arrived at a mysterious
and seemingly abandoned estate

411
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:57,675
not far from the village
of Felldorf.

412
00:27:57,717 --> 00:28:00,386
The local peasants implored
me not to go any further,

413
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,680
saying that the land is unhallowed.

414
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,849
And there have been several recent
killings by a murderer in the night.

415
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:09,061
The villagers said things that have
happened here must not be known.

416
00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:11,522
After I heard enough
of their Gypsy crap,

417
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:15,192
I followed the trail hard to
have a look for myself.

418
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,860
That trail ends here.

419
00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:53,063
Madam, I'm agent Laurence Dunn.

420
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,065
I need to ask you a few questions.

421
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,743
Excuse me, is that blood
you're drinking?

422
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,958
This estate originally belonged
to Vlad the Impaler.

423
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:15,252
Is that correct?

424
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,841
How long have you lived here?

425
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,301
Forever.

426
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:24,094
I'm the last of my kind.

427
00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:27,097
Doomed to immortality.

428
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,019
The villagers have accused
you of murder.

429
00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:34,271
I have to take you in.

430
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:07,846
Undead Conference Middleweight
Title Match.

431
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,891
Lady Vampire vs. the Mummy.

432
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,185
Welcome back to the program, folks.

433
00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:18,398
I'm Buzz Chambers, here with
living legend Sasquatch Sid,

434
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,984
and we're set for the next
fight of the evening,

435
00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:24,404
this one featuring
two undead icons.

436
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,532
Lady Vampire.

437
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:29,409
I dream of a glorious death,

438
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,246
but no monster is a match

439
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:33,997
for the eternal one.

440
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,750
The Mummy will be destroyed.

441
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:42,172
Lady Vampire has a lifetime record

442
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:47,344
that has spanned over six centuries,
dating back to the year 1381.

443
00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,763
She's virtually immortal.

444
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:53,016
And an expert with XIV
century fisticuffs.

445
00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:56,186
She's a cold-blooded
professional killer,

446
00:30:56,229 --> 00:31:00,774
and I hope the Mummy is carrying
some garlic or holy water, Buzz,

447
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,193
'cause this is a bit of a mismatch.

448
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:07,197
Lady Vampire is a big favorite
going into this brawl.

449
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,283
The Mummy.

450
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:20,544
Although feeble and frail,

451
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:24,298
the Mummy presents an interesting
challenge to Lady Vampire.

452
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,884
As an Egyptian Pharaoh,

453
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:30,721
he must have undergone some form of
military training in his past life.

454
00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:33,974
Regardless, we expect
to see a lifeless,

455
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:38,061
shuffling wraith in action tonight.

456
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:41,565
His bandages might be battered
and bedraggled,

457
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:44,943
and his skeletal interior
very vulnerable,

458
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,279
but mark my words, people.

459
00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:50,616
We're dealing with a former
tyrant of ancient Egypt,

460
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,952
and he's gotta have a couple
of tricks up his sleeve.

461
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:57,915
It's time for the Undead Conference
Middleweight Division title match.

462
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:01,585
Introducing first, weighing
in at 127 pounds,

463
00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:05,756
from the far outreaches of the
Carpathian Mountains in Transylvania,

464
00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:08,175
the eternal champion of blood lust,

465
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:12,429
Lady Vampire!

466
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:26,151
And her opponent, from the
Valley of the Kings,

467
00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:30,280
the Hexecutioner, the rotten
wraith of the ring,

468
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,616
the cursed, snake-bitten,

469
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:38,830
King Khafra, the Mummy!

470
00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:54,221
I gotta say, I'm pulling for the
Vampire in this fight, Sid.

471
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:57,557
I'll be damned before
I cheer for a mummy.

472
00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:00,894
I've hated mummies my whole life.

473
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:12,489
And taking a look at
these numbers, Buzz,

474
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:15,826
the fighters line up very
closely with one another,

475
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:21,081
both being ancient undead icons
with very similar vital stats.

476
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,834
Strap yourself in, Sasquatch Sid.

477
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:27,004
We're set for this unspeakable
undead ultimatum.

478
00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:30,507
For the winner, the middleweight
Conference Championship.

479
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:33,552
For the vanquished,
a bitter harvest.

480
00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:37,222
And we're in for some extreme
undead action here, Buzz.

481
00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:41,280
Two ancient adversaries meeting
in bloody battle for

482
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,186
the first and only time.

483
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:46,189
And the combatants lock up
in the center of the ring.

484
00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:49,067
She goes to town on
his battered torso,

485
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:54,072
delivering a torrent of kicks to
the frail frame of the Mummy.

486
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:57,200
And the Mummy with a retaliatory
headbutt.

487
00:33:57,243 --> 00:33:59,745
And the Mummy starting
to show signs of life.

488
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:03,874
That was an aggressive body-slam
by the mangled monarch.

489
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:07,680
And he throws in a big kick
to the gut of Lady Vampire

490
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,962
for good measure.

491
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,882
Lady Vampire delivers
a right elbow,

492
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:16,094
followed by a big left hook,
and then another big right!

493
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:19,598
Glorious combo.

494
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:22,142
The Mummy is up to something
here, Buzz.

495
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,270
He's fumbling around
with his bandages.

496
00:34:25,354 --> 00:34:27,773
And he throws a fistful of dust

497
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:31,777
into the eyes of the Nosferatu.

498
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:35,113
Watch out! The Mummy
locks Lady Vampire

499
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:38,742
into a merciless sleeper
hold submission.

500
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:45,415
How anyone could withstand that degree
of asphyxiation is beyond me.

501
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,335
It's lights out for Lady Vampire.

502
00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:51,254
She's drifted into the darkness.

503
00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:54,091
And the Mummy in prime position
to win this contest.

504
00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:56,510
The Mummy now exits the ring area,

505
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,471
and is shuffling over towards
the wood crypt.

506
00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:03,266
That filthy Mummy is
up to no good, Sid.

507
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,936
Keep in mind, Buzz, it
is very difficult

508
00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:08,271
to kill something that's
already dead.

509
00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:10,982
This is a risky delay by the Mummy.

510
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:15,400
And the Mummy has gone and
grabbed what looks like a wooden

511
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,988
stake from the crypt

512
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:20,617
and is making his way back
towards the ring.

513
00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:24,287
And with no ref, all foreign
objects are fair game, Buzz.

514
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:27,165
A smart weapon of choice
on behalf of the Mummy.

515
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,793
We've underestimated this
rotting Pharaoh.

516
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:33,463
He must be trained in vampire-slaying
techniques.

517
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:37,217
Back in the ring, the Mummy
stalks over Lady Vampire,

518
00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:39,970
raising that stake
for the finisher.

519
00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:44,641
Holy jumping Jesus, she awakens
in the nick of time!

520
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:48,061
She's revamped now, Sid, and on
the attack as she moves in

521
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:51,398
with a clothesline into
the turnbuckle.

522
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:55,569
And Lady Vampire lines him up
with a devastating bulldog,

523
00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:59,364
face-planting the frazzled
Pharaoh into the mat.

524
00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:03,660
How in God's name are those
bandages holding up, Sid?

525
00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:06,329
Embalming is a fine art, Buzz.

526
00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:08,915
He's been wrapped in that
crap for centuries.

527
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,503
And Lady Vampire slingshots
the Mummy into the corner.

528
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,480
The Mummy is reaching for
his medallion hanging on

529
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,883
the corner of the ring.

530
00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:22,512
The former king appears to be holding
some type of ancient sun relic.

531
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,598
Majestic.

532
00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:27,684
The Mummy deploys a blistering
sun curse technique

533
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,854
that scorches the face
of the Vampire.

534
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:35,692
A timely retaliation of twisted
alchemy from the Pharaoh.

535
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,612
And the action moves
into the cemetery

536
00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:43,700
as Lady Vampire pursues her
opponent outside the ring.

537
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:47,040
And quick jab followed by
a push kick sends the Mummy

538
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,496
reeling to the ground.

539
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:57,547
Lady Vampire picks up a granite
tombstone, and look out!

540
00:36:57,632 --> 00:37:00,425
She just hammered it over
the skull of the Mummy!

541
00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:03,011
That must have weighed
200 pounds, Sid.

542
00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:06,723
Some serious grindhouse action
happening over in the graveyard, Buzz.

543
00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:11,228
I haven't seen a tombstone
smash in 25 years.

544
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:14,439
She picks up the weakened
corpse of the Mummy.

545
00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:18,485
Lady Vampire has just ripped
the black heart

546
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,570
right out of the Mummy's body.

547
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:23,490
Lady Vampire wins.

548
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:26,660
Black heart removal.

549
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,912
That was phenomenal!

550
00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:31,248
Did you see that, girls?
Of course you did.

551
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:36,586
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner
of the match is Lady Vampire!

552
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,922
Unbelievable.

553
00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:42,634
Look at her preening to the world,
holding that black heart.

554
00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:45,804
She wins the Undead Conference
Middleweight title,

555
00:37:45,888 --> 00:37:49,015
and can return home triumphant,

556
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,851
and get back to killing
Gypsies in the night.

557
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:55,188
So long, Mummy. Back
to the grave you go.

558
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,691
Stay tuned, folks. We'll
be right back

559
00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,985
with our first heavyweight
match of the evening.

560
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,695
You're watching Monster Brawl,

561
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,823
the ultimate fight of
the living dead.

562
00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:11,037
Silver Springs, New Jersey.

563
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,744
No!

564
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,683
Marshfield, Louisiana.

565
00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:41,020
Over 10 % of the Earth's landmass

566
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:45,150
is covered by festering,
impenetrable marshlands.

567
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:47,777
The Mississippi Bayou.

568
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:51,322
Home to over 30,000 species
of wildlife.

569
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,783
This vast boggy wasteland

570
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:59,038
is also home to one of the most bizarre
and disgusting creatures

571
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,499
in the whole world.

572
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:03,960
The Louisiana Swamp Gut.

573
00:41:04,044 --> 00:41:09,716
The undisputed king of all
reptilian bog-dwellers.

574
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,678
Swamp Gut is one with his
nebulous surroundings.

575
00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:17,724
So toxic is his slime and venom,

576
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:21,686
that it changes the very composition
of the bayou atmosphere.

577
00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:28,318
Humans are frequent casualties of
the harsh and cursed swampland,

578
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:34,699
and this Swamp Gut is not above
scavenging from a corpse.

579
00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:39,746
Good friends are hard to find
these days for Swamp Gut.

580
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:54,344
Signs of the enemy are detected
and examined closely.

581
00:41:56,805 --> 00:42:00,892
Fishing in these nefarious
waters is nearly suicidal.

582
00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:05,280
Swamp Gut has developed a savage
combat technique for

583
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,440
such reckless adventurers.

584
00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:16,032
Swamp Gut's deadly slime
attack is so toxic,

585
00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:20,203
that it paralyzes the fisherman's
nervous system instantly.

586
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:26,709
This solitary creature may never
see another of his kind again.

587
00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:29,462
Not only is his prey seasonal.

588
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,965
It's also very hard to find.

589
00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:36,636
Only the most bumbling mammals, like
this unsuspecting canoeist,

590
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,390
dare to traverse such deadly
waterways of the world.

591
00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:44,477
He is oblivious to the
approaching danger.

592
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,985
The hunt is on.

593
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:56,447
The canoeist doesn't stand a chance
against such a formidable opponent.

594
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:59,826
There are under ten Swamp
Guts left in the wild,

595
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:02,579
and that number is falling.

596
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,600
Like so many creatures, the
Guts have been pushed to the

597
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,916
very edge of extinction

598
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,419
by the destruction
of their habitat.

599
00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:12,964
Creature Conference Heavyweight
Title Match.

600
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:15,758
Swamp Gut vs. Werewolf.

601
00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:18,011
Welcome back to the program, folks.

602
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,430
He's Sasquatch Sid,
I'm Buzz Chambers,

603
00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:23,808
and we're ready to set up the
next fight of the evening.

604
00:43:23,892 --> 00:43:27,280
For this match we have our
first Heavyweight division

605
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,521
title up for grabs

606
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:31,107
coming from the Creatures
Conference.

607
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:33,192
Werewolf.

608
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:36,779
Swamp Gut! I know you've
been hearing it,

609
00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:39,699
walking through the swamp with
that big gut of yours.

610
00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:42,952
You must have been hearing it. All
the frogs have been saying it,

611
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,122
all the toads, all the creepy
crawlers have been saying it.

612
00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:48,166
Here comes the Wolf.

613
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:52,337
The Werewolf was once a simple
man who was viciously mauled

614
00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:58,134
by a rabid lobo and became infected
by the dreadful wolf bane.

615
00:43:58,177 --> 00:44:01,054
Werewolf possesses incredible
agility,

616
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:03,973
speed and those keen
animal instincts.

617
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:06,225
He can take a ton of abuse,

618
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:09,312
and he'll be in turbo moonshine
mode tonight.

619
00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:12,649
We're basically looking at
a tremendous athlete,

620
00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:15,760
Weill-conditioned and powerful,
and Swamp Gut is gonna

621
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,986
have his hands full.

622
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:19,072
Swamp Gut.

623
00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:34,837
Next up is the king of the bog,

624
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:40,218
the disgusting and repulsive marsh
demon known as Swamp Gut.

625
00:44:40,302 --> 00:44:43,640
This gelatinous creature will
be out of his element for

626
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,098
the first time tonight.

627
00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:49,936
Swamp Gut is a repugnant pariah
and odious glutton.

628
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:53,720
He is morbidly obese so he
must use that size and

629
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,525
power to his advantage,

630
00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:59,570
to make up for the obvious drawback
of his massive gut.

631
00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:05,243
He is also capable of stirring up
a bellyful of toxic swamp trash,

632
00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:08,579
so Werewolf will wanna
avoid close quarters

633
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:11,290
or else risk getting slimed.

634
00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:15,795
Now, over to Jimmy Hart to summon
these bastards out of the crypts.

635
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:19,048
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time
for the heavyweight battle

636
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,634
for the Monster Brawl
Creatures Conference.

637
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,263
Introducing first, weighing
in at 225 pounds,

638
00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:27,306
the man in the moon, the howler,

639
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:30,643
the disemboweller, Werewolf!

640
00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:47,410
And his opponent, weighing
in at 438 pounds,

641
00:45:47,494 --> 00:45:49,912
the uncontested marshal
of the marsh,

642
00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:54,584
Swamp Gut!

643
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:12,852
And a quick look at our tale
of the tape for this fight

644
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,938
reveals an interesting dichotomy.

645
00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,024
Swamp Gut is obviously the older,

646
00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,777
bigger and more experienced
of the two fighters,

647
00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:23,946
and Werewolf comes in with a
relatively unknown record.

648
00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:29,577
The fight is afoot, folks,

649
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:32,789
with our Creature Conference
Heavyweight Championship.

650
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:37,960
We'll soon find out who will be
representing the realm of Creatures

651
00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:43,466
in the Monster Brawl finale.

652
00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:46,360
Werewolf to the offensive in
the early-going, as he uses

653
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,553
a headlock like a vice

654
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:50,014
and showers down a torrent
of face shots.

655
00:46:50,098 --> 00:46:54,560
And a reactionary elbow
from the man in moss.

656
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:57,480
And Werewolf runs into
a solid brick wall

657
00:46:57,523 --> 00:47:00,024
as Swamp Gut easily
stands his ground

658
00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:04,570
using that insurmountable gut
gravity to stay on his feet.

659
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:06,280
Appalling.

660
00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:08,699
Swamp Gut with a heavy frog splash,

661
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:11,994
flattening Werewolf into a pancake.

662
00:47:12,037 --> 00:47:15,373
He follows it up with a ruthless
knee to the head.

663
00:47:15,457 --> 00:47:18,000
Werewolf has got to
be careful here.

664
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:20,880
He can't afford to exchange
big maneuvers like that

665
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,213
or he'll never survive.

666
00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:25,383
Werewolf evades the giant
swamp creature,

667
00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:28,594
trying to gain some ground.

668
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,680
Swamp Gut with a heavy right hook,

669
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:33,099
but Werewolf counters
with a great block.

670
00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:35,560
Perfect timing by Werewolf.

671
00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:41,023
And Swamp Gut hoarks up
some toxic marsh venom

672
00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:44,193
into the face of Werewolf,
sending him to the mat.

673
00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:48,239
And Werewolf trying to
throw some punches,

674
00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:52,785
but Swamp Gut expertly defends
that big, fat belly of his.

675
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,400
That's definitely his weak
spot, and now Werewolf

676
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,706
gets a jab into the face

677
00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:59,584
and the Gut is now exposed
for an open assault!

678
00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,878
Werewolf goes to work
on the bread-basket,

679
00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:06,215
dealing several hard jabs to
Swamp Gut's putrid paunch.

680
00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:09,200
I haven't seen an abdomen
attack like this since King

681
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,261
Hippo back in '88.

682
00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:14,640
Swamp Gut is hung up in the ropes
as Werewolf comes running at him

683
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,934
with a lethal shoulder spear.

684
00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:19,312
And I don't believe it!
Swamp gut is down!

685
00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:23,566
He's gotta throw everything
at this fat son of a bitch!

686
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:26,277
It's now or never!

687
00:48:26,361 --> 00:48:29,071
Sensational.

688
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:37,200
And Werewolf pressing the
advantage now as he delivers

689
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:38,497
a kick to the face

690
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:40,583
of the glutinous Swamp Gut.

691
00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,002
His wolf-sense is at an
all-time high, Buzz.

692
00:48:43,086 --> 00:48:46,756
He needs to crush this
Gut once and for all!

693
00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:52,261
Werewolf with a thunderous
uppercut to Swamp Gut,

694
00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:55,431
and his bowels are churning, Sid.

695
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:58,684
He lets the air out of Swamp
Gut's spare tire,

696
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,270
and this is going to
get messy, Buzz.

697
00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:03,940
Swamp Gut falls to the canvas mat,

698
00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,859
and I don't think he's ever
gonna get up, Buzz.

699
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:11,489
Swamp Gut having serious
indigestion problems.

700
00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:16,869
Werewolf climbs up to the top rope,

701
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:21,832
and letting that animal inside take
over as he howls into the night.

702
00:49:27,422 --> 00:49:30,383
And a sky-high lunar assault
from Werewolf

703
00:49:30,467 --> 00:49:33,636
explodes the belly of Swamp Gut.

704
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:36,639
We have just witnessed
the disgusting demise

705
00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:40,476
of a truly legendary forest demon.

706
00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:42,186
Werewolf wins.

707
00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:45,731
Lunar Belly Buster.

708
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:52,530
Hey, and the winner
is the Werewolf!

709
00:49:52,614 --> 00:49:55,574
Our first Heavyweight
match is in the books

710
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:57,576
as Werewolf is crowned

711
00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:01,038
with the Creatures Conference
Heavyweight Title.

712
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:04,667
He'll move on to our championship
match later this evening

713
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:09,338
to face the Heavyweight winner
from the Undead Conference.

714
00:50:11,633 --> 00:50:14,760
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

715
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,437
Colonel Crookshanks, Sir!

716
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,025
As you were, Briggs.

717
00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:31,193
I just got word from base, Sir.

718
00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:34,238
They've reported us AWOL.

719
00:50:34,322 --> 00:50:36,240
Don't worry about it, Lieutenant.

720
00:50:37,909 --> 00:50:40,786
We stay the course, just
like we planned.

721
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:43,456
It's a culmination of what?

722
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,916
Sacrifice! Discipline! Yes, honor!

723
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:49,879
The dawn of a new weapon
is upon us.

724
00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:54,300
This monster tournament, the
perfect testing ground.

725
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:57,053
Now, how about you and
I go take a look

726
00:50:57,137 --> 00:51:00,639
at this magnificent son of a bitch?

727
00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,475
Yeah.

728
00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:05,061
This thing, a specimen
from the '69 outbreak?

729
00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:07,897
Affirmative. The military's
worst kept secret.

730
00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:10,733
I've been training this
bastard for ten years.

731
00:51:10,817 --> 00:51:14,904
You know, the government
wants to shut it down.

732
00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:17,448
They should have a hard-on
for this kind of stuff.

733
00:51:17,532 --> 00:51:19,992
And the personnel? What
happened to them?

734
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,745
Who ran this place before
you got on board?

735
00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:24,455
They were eaten.

736
00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,250
So, how's our old friend doing?

737
00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:30,086
He's in a foul mood, Sir.

738
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:32,671
He's starving. He's
always starving.

739
00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:35,591
We're running out of bodies
to feed this thing.

740
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:38,844
Lieutenant, why in the hell
are you always so negative?

741
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,930
Colonel, we could be shot for this.

742
00:51:41,014 --> 00:51:43,599
We're gonna get medals for this.

743
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:53,359
Morning, sunshine.

744
00:51:53,443 --> 00:51:58,364
Briggs, go ahead. Unleash him.

745
00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:02,118
Let's get an idea of what kind of
conditioning we've got going.

746
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,786
You're kidding me?

747
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:05,704
You think I'm kidding?

748
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:12,044
Go in there and let him loose,

749
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:16,257
or I'm gonna stick one
between your eyes.

750
00:52:18,343 --> 00:52:21,679
I never signed up for
this, Colonel.

751
00:52:23,598 --> 00:52:26,684
The ultimate killing machine.
The ultimate soldier.

752
00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:28,644
Bent on death and destruction.

753
00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:33,023
Briggs, this is our finest
hour, I swear to you.

754
00:52:36,444 --> 00:52:38,737
Colonel, shoot him!

755
00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:40,823
Shoot him!

756
00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:48,330
Zombie Man.

757
00:52:48,373 --> 00:52:51,000
Eat slow, my friend.

758
00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:54,128
Briggs was a good man.

759
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:04,430
Ingolstadt, Germany.

760
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:12,188
From the journal of Dr. Ivo Igora.

761
00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:15,524
November 5th. To examine
the causes of life,

762
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,527
we must first have
recourse to death.

763
00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:22,364
I have become well-acquainted
with the science of anatomy.

764
00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:25,075
I have also observed the natural
decay and corruption

765
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,453
of the human body.

766
00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:32,208
In a solitary chamber, I kept my
workshop of filthy creation,

767
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:37,046
while I brought my work
near to a conclusion.

768
00:53:37,088 --> 00:53:41,050
And the moon gazed on
my midnight labors

769
00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:45,471
while I pursued nature
to her hiding places.

770
00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:51,101
Who shall conceive the horrors
of my secret toil

771
00:53:51,186 --> 00:53:56,190
as I dabbled among the unhallowed
damps of the grave?

772
00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:03,447
Remember.

773
00:54:03,531 --> 00:54:08,410
I am not recording the
vision of a madman.

774
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:12,790
After days and nights of incredible
labor and fatigue,

775
00:54:12,874 --> 00:54:15,668
I succeeded in discovering
the cause

776
00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:18,003
of generation and life.

777
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:20,631
Nay, more.

778
00:54:20,715 --> 00:54:25,469
I became myself capable
of bestowing animation

779
00:54:25,553 --> 00:54:27,513
upon lifeless matter.

780
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:24,820
Father.

781
00:55:36,207 --> 00:55:39,084
Undead Conference Heavyweight
Title Match.

782
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:42,004
Frankenstein vs. Zombie Man.

783
00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:45,090
We're back, folks, and ready
for our next match-up

784
00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:48,344
which is a ghastly showdown
of undead forces.

785
00:55:48,386 --> 00:55:53,265
Our next fight features the seemingly
immortal corpse Frankenstein

786
00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:56,685
versus the cannibalistic revenant
known as Zombie Man.

787
00:55:56,770 --> 00:56:00,480
The winner of this fight will
proceed to the championship

788
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:02,358
main event against Werewolf.

789
00:56:02,442 --> 00:56:07,029
Now, time to unearth some more dirt
on these two brain-dead savages.

790
00:56:07,113 --> 00:56:09,198
Frankenstein.

791
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:13,869
Like one who on a lonely road,

792
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:17,873
doth walk in fear and dread.

793
00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:21,710
And having once turned
round walks on,

794
00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:25,089
and turns no more his head.

795
00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:29,593
Because he knows a frightful fiend

796
00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:33,389
doth close behind him tread.

797
00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:36,266
Frankenstein!

798
00:56:37,685 --> 00:56:39,269
Father!

799
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,730
Frankenstein has been reanimated

800
00:56:41,773 --> 00:56:44,983
and deactivated several times
throughout his lengthy career.

801
00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:48,070
He's waved goodbye to the
European fight scene,

802
00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:52,908
and has brought his "A" game to North
America for the first time.

803
00:56:52,992 --> 00:56:56,662
He's basically a bruising and
brawling sort of fighter

804
00:56:56,746 --> 00:57:01,750
who relies heavily on 19th century
ogre battle systems.

805
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:05,629
Frankenstein can wield immense
power and strength,

806
00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:08,507
and is essentially
a zombie himself,

807
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:13,679
albeit a bigger one and not blinded
by a desire for flesh.

808
00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:17,266
And watch for his manager,
the ubiquitous Dr. Igora

809
00:57:17,308 --> 00:57:19,935
to play a major role
in the proceedings.

810
00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:22,104
Zombie Man.

811
00:57:22,188 --> 00:57:24,731
Frankenstein, you stitched-up
bastard!

812
00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:26,525
I gotta question for you!

813
00:57:26,609 --> 00:57:29,695
I got the ultimate killing
machine, Zombie Man!

814
00:57:29,779 --> 00:57:34,116
What are you gonna do
when he defeats you,

815
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,284
then

816
00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:38,454
eats you?

817
00:57:38,496 --> 00:57:42,207
Zombie Man is a well-trained
grappler type of combatant,

818
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,626
relying on an arsenal of punches,

819
00:57:44,669 --> 00:57:46,378
grabs, holds and bites.

820
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,839
This guy can take a lot of damage.

821
00:57:48,923 --> 00:57:53,010
He is managed by the rogue soldier
Colonel Crookshanks,

822
00:57:53,094 --> 00:57:56,013
who has transformed this
cannibalistic ghoul

823
00:57:56,097 --> 00:57:58,724
into a one-man army.

824
00:57:58,808 --> 00:58:03,479
Colonel Crookshanks has done a fabulous
job of training Zombie Man

825
00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:07,399
and my understanding is that if
Zombie Man wins the Brawl,

826
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:12,154
we'll have a new type of soldier for
future wars around the world.

827
00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:16,200
If he loses, just another
corpse added to the heap.

828
00:58:16,284 --> 00:58:19,244
Add to this an insatiable
hunger for flesh,

829
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:22,372
and you have yourself one hell
of a killing machine.

830
00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:24,917
Battling for the Undead
Conference title,

831
00:58:25,001 --> 00:58:26,835
two horrendous champions
of the grave!

832
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,254
First up, fighting out
of the stone crypt,

833
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:32,883
is the undisputed grandmaster
of Gothic giants.

834
00:58:32,967 --> 00:58:35,260
The reigning champion
of reanimation

835
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,095
and eternal damnation.

836
00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:39,723
The undefeated legend of the fall,

837
00:58:39,807 --> 00:58:43,268
Frankenstein!

838
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:53,237
And, Buzz, technically it's
Frankenstein's monster,

839
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:55,739
if you want to be a dick about it.

840
00:59:10,129 --> 00:59:12,548
And now making his way
out to the ring,

841
00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:14,925
hailing from Pittsburgh,
Pennsylvania,

842
00:59:15,009 --> 00:59:18,387
a blood-drunk, belligerent,
brain-eating bastard.

843
00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:21,390
The deathless, non-perishable,
ever-lasting,

844
00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:28,063
invincible and undying Zombie Man!

845
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,920
And a quick glance to see
how our monsters align,

846
00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:54,631
illustrates a grim contrast here

847
00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:58,802
as Frankenstein takes the cake
in mostly all categories.

848
00:59:58,886 --> 01:00:01,471
Zombie Man is no slouch himself,

849
01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:07,269
and he reminds me of a younger,
healthier Sasquatch Sid Tucker.

850
01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:12,190
Both fighters getting ready
inside the ring,

851
01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:15,520
and you can just feel the
tension rising here at the

852
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,778
Necropolis tonight.

853
01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:23,827
Frankenstein and Zombie collide
in the middle of the ring.

854
01:00:23,911 --> 01:00:28,165
The big man corrals Zombie into the
corner and goes to work right away.

855
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:33,629
Frankenstein executes
a superb clothesline,

856
01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:37,382
sending the godforsaken Zombie
to the canvas mat.

857
01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:39,051
Incredible move, Buzz.

858
01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:40,802
I concur, Sidney.

859
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,312
Exceptional.

860
01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:53,815
And Zombie Man in serious
danger now, Buzz.

861
01:00:53,858 --> 01:00:56,735
This fight could be over.

862
01:00:56,819 --> 01:00:59,520
And keep in mind these fighters
have already died

863
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:00,822
once in their lifetime,

864
01:01:00,865 --> 01:01:04,576
but this time, there will
be no reanimation.

865
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,828
All the chips are on the table.

866
01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:11,375
And what a tolerance for pain.

867
01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:14,002
Folks, he just won't stay down.

868
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:16,588
Zombie Man is incredibly resilient.

869
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,257
Frankenstein, better
try a new strategy.

870
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:22,177
And Frankenstein manager Doc Igora

871
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:25,347
is getting a little impatient
with his monster.

872
01:01:25,431 --> 01:01:27,683
Crush his head, you imbecile.

873
01:01:27,725 --> 01:01:29,601
His head!

874
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,396
Well, he's right, Buzz. You
can't stop the Zombie

875
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:35,357
without dealing it some massive
trauma to the head.

876
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:40,028
Frankenstein puts Zombie into
a powerful stranglehold.

877
01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:42,447
Come on!

878
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:44,866
Zombie Man with a double ear-slap

879
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:47,869
sends Frankenstein reeling
to the center of the ring.

880
01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:51,206
A timely counterattack
by the Zombie

881
01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:53,208
as he finds new life.

882
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:57,546
And Zombie Man bites the
arm of Frankenstein,

883
01:01:57,588 --> 01:01:59,798
gnawing some of that rotten flesh.

884
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:02,968
And no concern that Frankenstein
will turn into a zombie.

885
01:02:03,052 --> 01:02:05,303
He's already technically
dead, people.

886
01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:08,140
Get up! Come on, get up!

887
01:02:08,224 --> 01:02:11,160
And Zombie Man doing his best
to try and knock down the

888
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,602
all-powerful Frankenstein.

889
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:15,939
His only path to victory
is toppling the giant

890
01:02:16,023 --> 01:02:18,150
and getting him off his feet.

891
01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:20,360
Medic.

892
01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:23,572
And nothing seems to move this
over-sized corpse, Sid,

893
01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:27,993
as Zombie Man throws everything but
the kitchen sink at Frankenstein.

894
01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:36,440
And Zombie Man unleashes a
barrage of blows to the mid-section

895
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:37,627
of the big man.

896
01:02:42,675 --> 01:02:46,011
And spank me cross-eyed, Sid.

897
01:02:46,095 --> 01:02:49,160
Doctor Igora enters the ring
and he hits Zombie Man

898
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:50,599
in the back of the head

899
01:02:50,641 --> 01:02:55,437
with a pipe wrench, sending the
blood-thirsty bastard to the ground.

900
01:02:55,521 --> 01:02:57,647
And the Colonel is
hopping mad, Buzz.

901
01:02:57,732 --> 01:03:02,819
That was an unfair foreign object
by the weasel manager Doc Igora.

902
01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:05,197
And wait a minute, folks!

903
01:03:05,281 --> 01:03:08,867
Colonel Crookshanks with a hatchet
to the back of the Doctor,

904
01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:13,288
and he goes down at the
side of the ring.

905
01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:22,297
Buzz, that was a mistake
by the Colonel.

906
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:26,134
He's triggered a force more powerful
than he can imagine.

907
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,845
Look at the rage in Frankenstein's
face.

908
01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:32,057
And he's friggin' pissed, folks!

909
01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:35,894
Frankenstein systematically
destroys Zombie Man

910
01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:38,063
with a deluge of blows.

911
01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:39,731
Tremendous.

912
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,983
Who is this indestructible Zombie?

913
01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:45,654
I've never seen someone withstand
such an ass-kicking!

914
01:03:45,738 --> 01:03:47,739
Zombie Man knocked out of the ring.

915
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,200
Now we're in for some
graveyard action!

916
01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:57,541
Frankenstein with a
choke-hold move,

917
01:03:57,625 --> 01:04:02,087
lifting Zombie Man off his feet and
slamming him hard to the ground.

918
01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:04,089
What a crippling move, Buzz.

919
01:04:07,134 --> 01:04:09,052
And cover your eyes, Sid!

920
01:04:09,136 --> 01:04:12,347
Frankenstein has squashed
Zombie Man's head

921
01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:14,516
with a brutal foot stomp.

922
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,351
Zombie Man is done!

923
01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,438
Frankenstein wins.

924
01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:23,191
Brain-crushing foot stomp.

925
01:04:23,276 --> 01:04:25,360
You know that was an
unbelievable match.

926
01:04:25,403 --> 01:04:27,195
Frankenstein has done it again!

927
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:33,285
Hey, and the winner of the
match is Frankenstein!

928
01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:36,204
And there appears to
be some commotion

929
01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:39,291
going on at the back of
the graveyard, Sid.

930
01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:42,252
There's trouble a brewing
near the old hill, Buzz.

931
01:04:42,336 --> 01:04:45,297
I told you to mind
your own business.

932
01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:50,302
The soil is cursed, boy. Something
evil has been unearthed.

933
01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:53,054
You're all doomed.

934
01:04:53,097 --> 01:04:56,474
For the Love of God. The dead
are rising from their graves,

935
01:04:56,559 --> 01:05:00,478
answering the call of distress from
Zombie Man's untimely death.

936
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:03,899
Unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen!

937
01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:07,736
In death, Zombie Man has summoned
an army of undead

938
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:11,573
united against Frankenstein.

939
01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:14,951
Holy crap, Buzz! This is insanity!

940
01:05:17,705 --> 01:05:20,624
Wait a minute, girls, here comes the
zombies! Every man for himself.

941
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,793
Run!

942
01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:29,090
For the first time in the history
of professional sports, folks,

943
01:05:29,133 --> 01:05:33,094
we are witnessing the living dead
rising from their graves

944
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:35,805
to confront Frankenstein.

945
01:05:35,890 --> 01:05:39,351
Now, we've seen tag-teams
before, Buzz.

946
01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:43,063
But six on one is unheard of.

947
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:53,949
And Frankenstein escapes
the graveyard,

948
01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:56,785
and runs for cover into the crypt.

949
01:05:56,869 --> 01:05:59,287
No sense for him to
stick around, Sid.

950
01:05:59,330 --> 01:06:02,123
He's got another fight
ahead of him.

951
01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:19,849
And now the Colonel goes down
at the side of the ring.

952
01:06:19,934 --> 01:06:21,893
These zombies are out of control.

953
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,979
And we may be next, Sidney.

954
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:26,147
Don't worry about it,
Buzz. I'm packing!

955
01:06:26,190 --> 01:06:28,566
I'll take care of you.

956
01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:30,485
Sweet potato fries!

957
01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:56,720
Good work there, Sid.

958
01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:02,392
That doesn't look very
good, Sidney.

959
01:07:02,476 --> 01:07:04,769
Just a scratch, Buzz.

960
01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,521
Just a scratch.

961
01:07:06,605 --> 01:07:08,314
Doesn't look so good.

962
01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:37,093
Why?

963
01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:54,277
And we're back on the air
in the announcer's booth,

964
01:07:54,361 --> 01:07:58,073
and I regret to inform
you that Sasquatch Sid

965
01:07:58,157 --> 01:08:02,327
has sustained a minor injury
to his hands, folks.

966
01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:04,954
That's correct. I had a
tussle with a zombie

967
01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:07,415
and suffered a small bite wound.

968
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:10,835
But I put a little alcohol
on it and I feel fine.

969
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,587
Really I do.

970
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,672
Now, let's get back to the fights.

971
01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:18,176
Yes, and we'll keep an eye on
Sid as the evening advances.

972
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:22,138
Monster Brawl Heavyweight
Championship Match.

973
01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:25,183
Frankenstein vs. Werewolf.

974
01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:29,312
So, what makes me think
I have a chance in Hell

975
01:08:29,396 --> 01:08:32,107
of beating Frankenstein?

976
01:08:32,149 --> 01:08:34,984
vengeance.

977
01:08:35,069 --> 01:08:36,945
It is true

978
01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:40,782
that I am a wretch.

979
01:08:40,825 --> 01:08:44,702
I have murdered the lovely
and the helpless.

980
01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:47,872
It was a monster that took my wife.

981
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:51,126
It was a monster that
took my child.

982
01:08:51,210 --> 01:08:54,045
It was a monster that
took my life away,

983
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:57,966
so I guess you could say I don't
like monsters very much!

984
01:08:59,176 --> 01:09:00,718
I have strangled

985
01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:03,638
the innocent as they slept.

986
01:09:03,722 --> 01:09:05,974
I don't care if they're zombies,

987
01:09:06,016 --> 01:09:08,476
I don't care if they're vampires.

988
01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:10,395
Hell, you saw what I
did to Swamp Gut!

989
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:12,272
My reign

990
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,817
is not yet over.

991
01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:18,820
So, Frankenstein, you can come
at me with your big, dumb,

992
01:09:18,904 --> 01:09:23,158
stitched-up face and your
"roar-roar-roar Father."

993
01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:24,993
And it ain't gonna do a damn thing.

994
01:09:25,077 --> 01:09:27,203
Come on,

995
01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:28,705
my enemy.

996
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:33,209
We have yet to wrestle
for our lives.

997
01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:44,387
So, after four explosive
and gory fights,

998
01:09:44,471 --> 01:09:47,348
we've reached the moment we've
all been waiting for.

999
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:52,854
The final main event featuring
Frankenstein from the Undead realm

1000
01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:55,356
pitted against Werewolf,

1001
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:58,443
the torchbearer of all
evil creatures.

1002
01:09:58,527 --> 01:10:00,737
That's right, Buzz.

1003
01:10:00,821 --> 01:10:03,907
Bookies in Vegas were
paying 200 to 1 odds

1004
01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:07,285
on Werewolf from the outset.

1005
01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:09,913
To see him

1006
01:10:09,997 --> 01:10:11,873
claw his way into the finals

1007
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:14,584
is nothing short of miraculous.

1008
01:10:14,668 --> 01:10:16,628
As for Frankenstein he is

1009
01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:19,088
after all,

1010
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:22,258
the most legendary monster
of all time,

1011
01:10:22,343 --> 01:10:24,761
so no surprise that he would

1012
01:10:26,388 --> 01:10:29,891
capture the flag for
the Undead world.

1013
01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:34,729
And now Let's turn the reins over to
the Lord of the ring, Jimmy Hart!

1014
01:10:34,813 --> 01:10:38,983
The time has come for our main
event of the evening.

1015
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:43,238
The supreme and undisputed heavyweight
monster championship

1016
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:47,116
is at stake tonight. Ladies and
gentlemen, friends and fiends,

1017
01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:51,454
introducing first the undefeated
king of the Undead Conference.

1018
01:10:51,538 --> 01:10:53,248
The eternal green giant.

1019
01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:56,251
The electrifying, the
death-defying,

1020
01:10:56,335 --> 01:10:58,836
the indestructible demon

1021
01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:04,342
Frankenstein!

1022
01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:20,441
Strap yourself into the
electric chair, people.

1023
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:24,779
This is gonna get crazy here
at the Hillside Necropolis

1024
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:29,284
as Frankenstein faces
down the Werewolf

1025
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:33,997
in a legendary showdown
for monster supremacy.

1026
01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:37,542
And the stats are just staggering

1027
01:11:37,626 --> 01:11:40,628
for Frankenstein, Buzz.

1028
01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:44,048
Over 450 pounds.

1029
01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:48,469
Biceps are 30 inches.
Thighs 40 inches.

1030
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:52,640
Have you ever seen a bigger
combatant in the history

1031
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,559
of professional sports?

1032
01:12:03,610 --> 01:12:06,154
And his opponent, fighting
out of the wood crypt,

1033
01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:09,657
the crusader of all evil creatures
from across the globe.

1034
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:12,910
The beast of sacred
lore, Canus Lupus,

1035
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:16,664
the lunar death-dealer Werewolf!

1036
01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:51,032
And look at the menacing way both
monsters are staring at each other.

1037
01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:54,869
The Werewolf beaming
with unbridled rage

1038
01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:57,455
as he sizes up the big man.

1039
01:13:21,313 --> 01:13:24,232
And Werewolf makes the first move
as he whips off the rope

1040
01:13:24,316 --> 01:13:28,361
for a take-down, but Frankenstein
doesn't even flinch, Sid.

1041
01:13:30,614 --> 01:13:33,741
And now he tries to
land a few blows,

1042
01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:38,079
but Frankenstein is virtually
immune to this stuff.

1043
01:13:38,122 --> 01:13:40,456
It's child's play to him, Buzz.

1044
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:43,167
And now Frankenstein retaliates

1045
01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:45,920
and throws the Werewolf
into the corner.

1046
01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:48,005
Magnificent.

1047
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:08,776
And somebody better call
the Humane Society.

1048
01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:14,365
Because we're witnessing extreme
animal abuse here tonight.

1049
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:19,996
Couple of big blows
from Frankenstein

1050
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:22,707
and he is pummeling Werewolf.

1051
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:26,560
And a big slam by Frankenstein
sends the Werewolf crashing

1052
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:27,837
to the canvas mat.

1053
01:14:27,921 --> 01:14:31,799
Look out! Frankenstein comes
down hard on Werewolf.

1054
01:14:57,117 --> 01:15:00,077
Werewolf has done the
impossible, folks.

1055
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:03,247
Frankenstein is down and out.

1056
01:15:06,001 --> 01:15:07,752
Spectacular.

1057
01:15:13,550 --> 01:15:18,095
Werewolf performs a doomsday
figure four leg lock.

1058
01:15:35,656 --> 01:15:39,450
And now Frankenstein breaks
free from the hold.

1059
01:16:14,778 --> 01:16:17,960
And now he gets in a couple
of mammoth hooks to the cobbled

1060
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,156
frame of Frankenstein

1061
01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:22,410
and lands a heavy punch
to the face.

1062
01:16:23,870 --> 01:16:26,455
Now he's using his brains, Buzz.

1063
01:16:29,459 --> 01:16:31,252
That's right, Sid.

1064
01:16:31,336 --> 01:16:35,631
Smart defensive prowess on
behalf of the Werewolf.

1065
01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:39,802
And now the Werewolf attempting
a bodyslam of Frankenstein.

1066
01:16:39,886 --> 01:16:42,013
And this is a gamble folks.

1067
01:16:42,097 --> 01:16:45,266
Oh, no! Frankenstein
is just too heavy,

1068
01:16:45,309 --> 01:16:48,185
and now the Werewolf
is paying the price

1069
01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:52,481
as nearly a half a cubic ton comes
crashing on top of him.

1070
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:58,279
I'm getting awfully hungry, Buzz.

1071
01:16:58,322 --> 01:17:01,490
Okay, Sid. We'll be going to
the rippers after the show

1072
01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:02,825
just like we planned.

1073
01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:27,475
Frankenstein using those gigantic
hands like a python

1074
01:17:27,559 --> 01:17:29,977
squeezing its prey.

1075
01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:34,482
And we can literally hear the bones
of the Werewolf being pulverized

1076
01:17:34,566 --> 01:17:36,651
under that heavy pressure.

1077
01:17:36,735 --> 01:17:39,236
Discombobulating.

1078
01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:43,699
The Werewolf is out cold, folks.

1079
01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:45,159
He is dead!

1080
01:17:51,166 --> 01:17:56,212
Frankenstein is now the Monster
Brawl Heavyweight Champion.

1081
01:17:56,296 --> 01:17:58,005
Can you believe it, Sid?

1082
01:17:58,048 --> 01:18:00,591
Can you believe it, Sid?

1083
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,301
Sid?

1084
01:18:04,179 --> 01:18:07,348
Sasquatch Sid has gone
silent, folks.

1085
01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:20,277
Welcome back, folks.
I'm Buzz Chambers,

1086
01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:23,698
and we are back on the air again
here at Monster Brawl.

1087
01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:28,536
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a
heavy heart that I must inform you

1088
01:18:28,578 --> 01:18:32,373
that former champion Sasquatch Sid

1089
01:18:32,457 --> 01:18:36,544
has been destroyed like
a mongrel dog.

1090
01:18:36,628 --> 01:18:40,881
He is survived by his
13 kids, 5 ex-wives.

1091
01:18:40,924 --> 01:18:43,759
He was 58 years old.

1092
01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:46,053
And now, back to the action.

1093
01:18:58,358 --> 01:19:01,152
Girls, there's a storm coming.
This doesn't look good.

1094
01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:03,738
We gotta get to higher ground. Come
on, Let's get out of here.

1095
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:06,490
Come on, get out of
here. Quick, quick!

1096
01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:10,244
And ladies and gentlemen, we have
a storm brewing in the distance,

1097
01:19:10,328 --> 01:19:16,083
as Central Michigan is under a
severe electrical storm alert.

1098
01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:20,588
And things are getting sinister here
at the Hillside Necropolis.

1099
01:19:37,230 --> 01:19:42,109
Frankenstein parading around the
ring with the championship belt.

1100
01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:15,976
But wait a moment, folks.

1101
01:20:16,019 --> 01:20:19,063
Wait a moment. Werewolf
is getting up.

1102
01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:24,235
The Werewolf refuses
to be put to sleep

1103
01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:27,696
as he miraculously stands up now

1104
01:20:27,781 --> 01:20:29,824
and hits Frankenstein in the back

1105
01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:33,160
catching the big man off guard.

1106
01:20:33,245 --> 01:20:36,205
And Werewolf to the offensive now,

1107
01:20:36,289 --> 01:20:39,041
dealing Frankenstein a series
of mortal blows.

1108
01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:46,257
Frankenstein smokes Werewolf

1109
01:20:46,341 --> 01:20:51,178
with a gargantuan uppercut, sending
him flying to the ground.

1110
01:21:17,414 --> 01:21:20,440
And Frankenstein removes
one of those heavy stone

1111
01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:21,959
columns from the crypt,

1112
01:21:22,043 --> 01:21:25,629
and swings it like a baseball bat.

1113
01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,631
One blow from that column, folks,

1114
01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:29,967
and this fight would be over.

1115
01:21:40,812 --> 01:21:44,106
Werewolf with a quick dodge
and he runs in with a kick,

1116
01:21:44,190 --> 01:21:48,736
knocking the column away
from Frankenstein.

1117
01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:53,574
And the Werewolf is
in full control.

1118
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,416
Werewolf picks up a tombstone

1119
01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:05,294
and smashes it over Frankenstein,

1120
01:22:05,378 --> 01:22:08,464
who crumples to the ground.

1121
01:22:08,548 --> 01:22:10,424
And now he grabs another one

1122
01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:14,011
and delivers a second
unforgiving blow.

1123
01:22:22,437 --> 01:22:26,357
And a third one! Frankenstein
is done for, folks,

1124
01:22:26,441 --> 01:22:31,153
as the Werewolf gets in three
unanswered tombstone blasts.

1125
01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:36,283
And Frankenstein is
down for the count.

1126
01:22:38,662 --> 01:22:40,204
Ah!

1127
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:46,961
We could be looking at the first
ever Monster Brawl champion.

1128
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:52,549
Werewolf howling to the moon.

1129
01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:55,219
But wait. Frankenstein

1130
01:22:55,303 --> 01:22:57,805
somehow rises up once more

1131
01:22:57,847 --> 01:23:01,642
and the Werewolf is oblivious.

1132
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,063
Frankenstein takes Werewolf down,

1133
01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:09,358
and they resume their
graveyard tussle.

1134
01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:46,937
And he's prying at his head, folks.

1135
01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:50,399
He is prying at his--Oh, my lord!

1136
01:23:50,483 --> 01:23:56,071
Frankenstein rips the head right
off the stunned creature

1137
01:23:56,156 --> 01:23:58,907
and the Werewolf is no more.

1138
01:23:58,992 --> 01:24:01,035
Frankenstein wins.

1139
01:24:01,077 --> 01:24:03,120
Head splitter.

1140
01:24:03,204 --> 01:24:06,040
Frankenstein with a death-dealing
finisher.

1141
01:24:06,082 --> 01:24:09,960
And ladies and gentlemen, Frankenstein
has won the Brawl.

1142
01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:12,129
We have a new champion!

1143
01:24:12,213 --> 01:24:15,049
Frankenstein emerges victorious

1144
01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:17,217
after a bruising battle

1145
01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:21,472
with the surprisingly
resilient Werewolf.

1146
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:44,703
But wait a minute.

1147
01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:47,331
Something is going on over
by the wood crypt.

1148
01:24:47,415 --> 01:24:52,878
Perhaps a secret fighter to challenge
Frankenstein's reign.

1149
01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,674
And the Colonel

1150
01:24:57,759 --> 01:25:00,511
is making a comeback, folks.

1151
01:25:00,595 --> 01:25:03,138
I don't believe it.

1152
01:25:04,140 --> 01:25:06,934
Frankenstein!

1153
01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:14,149
Colonel Crookshanks is back
from beyond the grave

1154
01:25:14,234 --> 01:25:17,820
to confront his mortal
nemesis Frankenstein

1155
01:25:17,904 --> 01:25:21,782
in a clash for the ages.

1156
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:25,035
Oh, don't nail that coffin
closed, yet, folks.

1157
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:29,331
We have another brawl going
down here at the cemetery.

1158
01:25:34,712 --> 01:25:37,256
He throws the Monster Brawl
belt to the ground

1159
01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:39,383
and steps on it,

1160
01:25:39,467 --> 01:25:43,971
in an act of complete disrespect
towards the champ.

1161
01:25:48,935 --> 01:25:51,019
Don't turn that channel, folks.

1162
01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:54,481
This is going to get nasty!

1163
01:28:48,990 --> 01:28:52,743
Of course I'm excited. I feel like an
elephant is sitting on my tongue.

1164
01:28:52,827 --> 01:28:55,600
Let me tell you this right now.
I've been in Madison Square

1165
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:56,747
Garden, sold-out crowd.

1166
01:28:56,831 --> 01:28:59,499
I've been all over the world, main
event. Hall of Fame ring.

1167
01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:03,003
But this is the most excitement
I've had in so long. Of course!

1168
01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:06,673
Oh, my favorite monsters? We had
Frankenstein there, Cyclops was there,

1169
01:29:06,758 --> 01:29:08,216
Witch Bitch was--

1170
01:29:11,012 --> 01:29:13,722
Zombies? Oh, please,
give me a break.

1171
01:29:13,806 --> 01:29:15,932
I can't stand zombies. Let me--huh?

1172
01:29:16,017 --> 01:29:18,518
You know what? I was telling
my friend on the phone

1173
01:29:18,561 --> 01:29:20,354
that you're awesome zombie--

1174
01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:26,026
Please call 911!