1 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:57,957 225, Right. 2 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,999 225 children are born every minute. 3 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:02,499 That makes it 4 children every second. 4 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,332 Which means by the time you reach home... 5 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:07,790 there will be 23625 babies born. 6 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:12,415 According to my science teacher's theory... 7 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:16,082 98.3% babies out of these can be classified into 3 categories. 8 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:18,374 1st - Parent's favorites. 9 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:21,915 They love their parents and listen to everything they say. 10 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,415 Obviously the parents are nothing but happy. 11 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:26,749 2nd - The Rebels. 12 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:28,582 Yes, the revolutionaries. 13 00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:30,832 But unlike Bhagat Singh, their enemies are not the British... 14 00:02:30,916 --> 00:02:32,082 but their very own parents. 15 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:33,999 I doesn't matter how much you scream and shout at them... 16 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:35,207 it makes no damn difference. 17 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:38,165 Then the 3rd kind - The smart ass. 18 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:41,082 They listen to everyone, but do what they feel like doing. 19 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:44,665 Their parents feel lucky to have such obedient kids. 20 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:48,790 But obedient are those who wait outside their house post midnight. 21 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,832 Which category am I from? 22 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:55,082 That's me. The fourth kind. 23 00:02:55,375 --> 00:03:01,040 I wanted to fly but somehow couldn't unclip my wings. 24 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,749 And my mom dad. 25 00:03:07,666 --> 00:03:09,874 Did you win a silver medal son? 26 00:03:10,416 --> 00:03:13,832 No, no, no! You've lost a gold. 27 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,624 It's no big deal baby. 28 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,207 From tomorrow instead of swimming, we'll try golf. 29 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:22,374 Anyway, chlorine's not too good for your skin. 30 00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:26,374 Dad wanted a gold medal and mom, a perfect face... 31 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:29,040 and to achieve that they decided everything for me. 32 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:30,290 Golf. 33 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:31,540 My sports. 34 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,207 My food. 35 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:34,374 My school. 36 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:36,374 College. 37 00:03:36,791 --> 00:03:39,499 And before I knew it, I was an architect. 38 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:42,165 Dad sent me to Vegas for work experience. 39 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,499 The hub of architecture and construction. 40 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,832 This is my office, Marshal & Fox. 41 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:49,124 The 11th best architectural firm in the world. 42 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:51,790 But my dad wanted to see me in the top two. 43 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:54,207 His plan was, that after I got 2 years work experience, 44 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:56,707 I'd join his construction business in India. 45 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,499 And mom's plan was to get me married off to one of her... 46 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,499 socialite friend's socialite daughter. 47 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:08,874 But maybe life had a different plan in store for me. 48 00:04:40,416 --> 00:04:45,790 That's me, Rahul Kapoor, son of reputed Mr. and Mrs. Kapoor. 49 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:47,999 And I've just been sacked. 50 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:52,415 And what bad timing, mom and dad were in Vegas for Christmas 51 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,165 and a business meeting. 52 00:04:54,541 --> 00:04:56,915 And this is the story of the following two weeks, 53 00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:59,082 that turned my life upside down. 54 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:12,415 What is this Rahul? 55 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,999 I could sketch better than this when I was in school. 56 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,749 I mean this one is.. 57 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:20,207 I was twenty-five years old 58 00:05:20,666 --> 00:05:22,207 and still found myself tongue tied in front of my father. 59 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:24,624 This is basics Rahul, basics. 60 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:27,540 Where did you get this red bow tie from? 61 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:29,374 Mom said... 62 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:32,790 The Bulani's called again, let's leave. 63 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:36,040 Mom said the red bow tie's nice.. 64 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:38,790 That's why I thought I would.. 65 00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:40,790 Should I change? 66 00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:44,124 Rahul! Move. 67 00:05:46,291 --> 00:05:49,290 Baby, you're hairstyle looks really old fashioned. 68 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,165 Try something new. 69 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:53,249 Drop in at Vidal Sassoon Salon. 70 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,457 Use a little product, texture. 71 00:05:55,541 --> 00:05:56,749 Give it some zing. 72 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:58,749 You should listen to your mother, 73 00:05:58,833 --> 00:06:00,790 She's done her MBA in hairstyling. 74 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:04,874 If only I had, I could have done something about your hair. 75 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:09,415 I'm tired of telling you to get a hair transplant like Mr. Sarabhai. 76 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:11,624 You're already looking like you're fifty years old. 77 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:14,165 I'm fifty-five. 78 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:20,957 Every family has a tradition, 79 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,290 and not communicating while travelling in a car was ours. 80 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:33,665 Remember, behave like a Kapoor. 81 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,082 You must.. Impress them. 82 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:37,582 Speak intelligently, talk about Obama's finance policy. 83 00:06:37,666 --> 00:06:38,874 You leave 'the Obama' talks to me 84 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:40,665 and concentrate on keeping his newly-wed wife entertained. 85 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,915 - And, baby .. - Adjust your bow. 86 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:27,499 So you're climbing the staircase to success huh? 87 00:07:28,041 --> 00:07:29,207 How's work going? 88 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:32,040 It's going okay, Sir. 89 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:34,499 I like. Modest. 90 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:35,957 You know D.K. 91 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,332 Rahul's career's in your hands now. 92 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,207 Yes, yes. Of course. 93 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:43,999 Rahul, come here. 94 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:53,874 Come. 95 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,707 Is it about a girl? 96 00:07:58,250 --> 00:07:59,457 Sorry Sir? 97 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:05,665 Your girlfriend, Jethmalani's daughter, who lives here in Vegas? 98 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,082 Anusha? 99 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:10,124 We broke up last year. 100 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:11,374 And you're still upset about it? 101 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:12,999 No. 102 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:15,457 Then what is your problem my boy? 103 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:16,665 Look at yourself. 104 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:19,124 You're so stiff. Like this.. 105 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,124 You need to do Yoga, 106 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:23,374 Kapalbhati. 107 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,249 - You watch me... - Hold this. 108 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:27,832 Hold this. 109 00:08:29,416 --> 00:08:30,582 Watch. 110 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:42,707 See, you're body will become completely free. 111 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:44,332 Try it. 112 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:47,749 Come on try it .. try. 113 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:00,207 Stop, stop, stop. 114 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,082 Yoga can't help you. 115 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,040 You need sex. 116 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:07,790 Lots and lots and lots of sex. 117 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:09,290 Take this. 118 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:13,832 Best escort service in Vegas. 119 00:09:13,916 --> 00:09:16,207 Call for home delivery. 120 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:18,415 What home delivery honey? 121 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:21,082 Pizza. Baby loves pizza. 122 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:24,915 It's a great place, where you get all sorts of toppings. 123 00:09:25,416 --> 00:09:30,082 Russian, italian or best of all topless. 124 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:34,207 If you're this excited with the card, 125 00:09:34,666 --> 00:09:36,957 imagine how excited you'll be once it's home delivered. 126 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,540 Sir, I'm going to excuse myself to go to the bathroom. 127 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:32,124 Not too bad. 128 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:34,499 Oh! Thank God! 129 00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:37,332 Imagine if you required plastic surgery. 130 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:39,999 It's not a chartered flight, we'll be late. 131 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:43,415 If a Nobel prize was given for being on time, 132 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,457 Your father would have won a couple of them by now. 133 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,165 It's high time you get serious now, Rahul. 134 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,874 Start concentrating on your work. 135 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,499 You've been given everything you've ever wanted. Right? 136 00:11:03,916 --> 00:11:09,165 Rahul, I'm still waiting for that gold. 137 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,999 And by the way, Merry Christmas. 138 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,457 Merry Christmas. 139 00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:18,415 Of course, I completely forgot. 140 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,332 Merry Christmas, baby. 141 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,040 Get a haircut. 142 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,790 Sam's an A grade idiot, mom. 143 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:28,790 He's an asshole, a total jerk. 144 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,124 I'm being dramatic? 145 00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,707 Mom he cheated on me. 146 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:38,124 And now like always, he's sending his friends to spy on me. 147 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,582 Just to see how miserable I am. 148 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:42,124 I'm so over him. 149 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:44,832 Mom, if I see him or any of his friends anywhere, 150 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:48,374 I'm telling you, I'm going to kill him. 151 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,957 Mom, I have decided I am going to a psychologist. 152 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,249 No mom. I'm not a drama queen. 153 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:58,665 I've given seven interviews and haven't got a single call back. 154 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,124 I'm feeling low. 155 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,540 I need to feel normal. 156 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:04,874 - I need help. - And I need fifty cents change ma'am. 157 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:07,790 No mom, I'm not feeling homesick. 158 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,707 I am not PMSing. 159 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,624 I wish I could talk to dad. 160 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,415 When is he getting back from the ship? 161 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,207 Okay. Great. 162 00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:21,999 So I'll see you on New Year's then. 163 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:23,707 Love you. 164 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,999 Ya ya. 165 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,499 Cigarettes and maternity jeans... I'll try. 166 00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:31,540 I don't have money to pay my rent and... 167 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,332 Thanks for the change. 168 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:36,249 No problem. - Can you spare another five hundred dollars? 169 00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:38,832 Sorry? 170 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:43,082 I'm kidding. I owe you one. 171 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,582 Are you here to take your change back? 172 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,749 No... I'm going upstairs. 173 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,332 So you're (crazy action) as well? 174 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:19,874 Sorry? 175 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:21,999 Are you visiting the psychologist too? 176 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,207 Nope. 177 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,207 - Which floor? - Thirteenth. 178 00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:33,415 This building doesn't have a thirteenth floor. 179 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,874 Eleven... eleven. 180 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,540 Hi, I have an appointment. 181 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,999 - Miss Riana Braganza? - Ya. 182 00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:57,999 Dr. Rooshad, door on the left please. 183 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:05,082 Sorry, just wanted to check if you charge by the hour or per session? 184 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,915 It's 60 dollars per half an hour. 185 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,207 Is he that cute? 186 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,290 How can I help you? 187 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,624 Jobless, broke and on the verge of killing 188 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:30,499 my two timing ex boyfriend. That's me Riana Braganza. 189 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:36,374 Rahul Kapoor, I got sacked 2 nights ago. 190 00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:38,790 - How old are you Rahul? - 25. 191 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:42,040 26, actually I turn 27 in three days. 192 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,999 Tell me more about yourself. 193 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,457 I feel a bit lonely. 194 00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:48,999 I want to be on my own. 195 00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:54,165 Since I've been 15 I've jumped from one relationship to another. 196 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,624 But as of now.. 197 00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:59,290 - I guess I'll just have to wait for.. - You know the right one. 198 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:04,415 Six! I've dated six so-called Mr. Rights, but somehow sooner 199 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:06,290 or later they turn into Mr. Wrong. 200 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,832 It's .. It's irritating. 201 00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:10,040 Irritation? 202 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:14,374 Some time ago, someone spilled soya sauce on my white shirt. 203 00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:22,082 - Whenever I think about it, I feel... - I like things clean. 204 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,999 I just hate it when people 205 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:29,457 become anal about insignificant things like.. 206 00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:31,999 I can't wear my socks and underwear until they're ironed. 207 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,207 Really? 208 00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,165 What about your sex life? 209 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,457 Next question please. 210 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,957 Tell me about your childhood. 211 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,040 It was normal. 212 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,665 Family gatherings, movies, parties, outings. 213 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:50,374 I was punished if I didn't brush my teeth 3 times a day. 214 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,624 That's why I have good teeth. 215 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,999 Clearly we have made some progress today. 216 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,665 You need a couple of more sessions. 217 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,582 Why don't you read our book? 218 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,957 Thanks. 219 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,749 Actually I'm already feeling really good. Thank You. 220 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,332 - Here you go. - Thank you. 221 00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:11,540 You're welcome. 222 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,249 So, I have three minutes left. Do I get a discount? 223 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,832 Have some mint. They're free. 224 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,582 - Excuse me? - What's your name? 225 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,624 - Rahul. - Show me your driver's license. 226 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,124 Why? 227 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,624 Since when have you been following me? 228 00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,874 - What? - Sam sent you right? 229 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:53,165 - Who? - That's so cute. 230 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,665 Are you crazy? You can't keep whacking me. 231 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,582 I've just whacked you with a file, if you ever spy on me again... 232 00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:00,999 I'll hit you with my shoe. 233 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,582 Listen... you... 234 00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:04,540 I'll whack you. 235 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,582 Take this as the last warning. 236 00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:09,249 And tell Sam not to even accidentally cross paths with me. 237 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,665 Or I'll beat you both. 238 00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:16,582 Maybe she just needs another session. 239 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:20,415 Merry Christmas. 240 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:35,040 One pepperoni pizza please. 241 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:36,332 That's one seventy five. 242 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,499 Shit! 243 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,332 - Hello. - I'm so sorry. 244 00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,415 It's a huge misunderstanding. 245 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:03,040 Just give me your address and I'll drop off your file. 246 00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,374 No please. 247 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,624 So then? 248 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,207 I live near Town Square. You can meet me there. 249 00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,332 Six thirty? 250 00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:15,999 Ya okay. 251 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,499 Shit! 252 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,457 Excuse me. 253 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,707 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 254 00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:47,582 I thought you were my ex-boyfriends friend and... 255 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,624 I'm really sorry. 256 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,082 I'm Riana. 257 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,374 Rahul Kapoor. 258 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,499 - Merry Christmas. - Same to you. 259 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,707 My file? 260 00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,999 Sorry... 261 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,707 Sorry for disturbing you on Christmas. 262 00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,624 So, big plans for tonight huh? 263 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,082 Not really, going to be at home. 264 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,540 Family dinner? 265 00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,165 Nope. I live alone. 266 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:13,082 Ouch! I know exactly how that feels. 267 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:14,665 Thanks. 268 00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:22,040 Rahul... 269 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:27,957 It's Christmas Eve; I was thinking, do you wanna just grab a drink? 270 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,749 Right here, there's a place around the corner. 271 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,915 - No thanks. - I'm good company. Really. 272 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,290 I'm better off at home. 273 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,915 Please. - Actually, there's a Christmas special.. 274 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,540 - On TV tonight. - I insist. 275 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,124 I'm not even much of a drinker. 276 00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:42,582 Drink milk. 277 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,582 Sorry, bad joke. 278 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,540 Hop on. 279 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,665 I'll walk. 280 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:03,957 "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way." 281 00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:09,332 Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh baby! 282 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,582 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... 283 00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:13,165 Before I forget, your 50 Cents. 284 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,374 No, that's okay. 285 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,332 Come on. 286 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,499 Are they ever going to stop screaming? 287 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,874 I know. They really suck. 288 00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,165 But this is the only place you get beer... 289 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,457 for three dollars and popcorn for free. 290 00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:36,957 And to top that, you can scream and shout anything you want... 291 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,374 and nobody gives a damn. Watch this. 292 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:48,790 You guys suck! Stop screaming arseholes. 293 00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:53,124 STOP!!!!!!!!!! 294 00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:59,332 Cheers. 295 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:16,040 " My life is horrible, miserable, I'm gonna kill myself." 296 00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:20,124 "Can anybody shoot me? Kill me?" 297 00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:23,832 "Yeah! My life is horrible, miserable..." 298 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,457 So what do you do? 299 00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:27,165 I'm an architect. 300 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:30,040 Oh nice! That was my back up career option. 301 00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,040 So you're an interior designer? 302 00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:34,332 Nope... Hairstylist. 303 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,665 I freelance and style hair for big shows in Vegas. 304 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,999 Hey what a coincidence, that we're both from a creative field... 305 00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,374 and unemployed too. 306 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,915 Cheers. 307 00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:49,499 How did you know I'm... 308 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,040 I read your file. 309 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,457 I think I should leave. 310 00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:59,124 Relax it's not a board exam, you can read mine. 311 00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,540 It's getting late. 312 00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:01,999 It's nine thirty. 313 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:06,832 - Quarter to ten. - Why're you so... 314 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,540 I'm not... 315 00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:10,999 - Do that again. - I'm not... 316 00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:14,582 When was the last time you partied? 317 00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:15,957 - Yesterday. - With who? 318 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,415 With mom and dad. 319 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,790 Jiggy wiggy with mummy and daddy. 320 00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:24,624 Loosen up, you're such a tight-ass. 321 00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:34,874 I'm not a tight-ass. 322 00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:34,999 Do I look all high and mighty to you? 323 00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:38,999 I don't know about you. But I'm definitely high. 324 00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:48,832 I'm loose. 325 00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:49,999 Whackaaaaaaaaw! 326 00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:54,165 Loose. 327 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,415 - See. - Hey, guys. 328 00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:57,915 Could you please help us? 329 00:27:58,083 --> 00:27:59,790 Could you please help me? 330 00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:02,957 Look at me. 331 00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:08,624 Do I look uptight? Boring? 332 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:13,874 It's Christmas and we'd love to help you. 333 00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:15,624 You see this lady over here? 334 00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:18,999 We met five hours ago and we want to get married. 335 00:28:19,041 --> 00:28:22,915 Hi! - Can you guys come on in and help be our eyewitnesses? 336 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,082 I can't see anything. 337 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,415 We'd love to witness your eyes. 338 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,832 Where are you taking me? 339 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,457 I want to go home. 340 00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:36,499 This is God's home. 341 00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:39,582 Vegas is the only place in the world... 342 00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:43,207 where you are allowed to get married at anytime, in any condition! 343 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:50,874 And people often do get hammered and then married. 344 00:28:57,208 --> 00:28:59,165 And maybe that night, we... 345 00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:02,207 Oh shit... 346 00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:05,290 Thank you. Thank you very much. 347 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,832 No no no no. 348 00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:11,499 Please don't cry. Everybody's staring. 349 00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:13,624 We can annul this marriage. 350 00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:15,624 Britney Spears did it too. 351 00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:21,165 No... no... no... no. An annulment is very different from a divorce. 352 00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:23,832 When two people get married under.. 353 00:30:23,916 --> 00:30:25,999 'Not normal' conditions the law gives them the right to cancel... 354 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:28,082 the marriage without having to file for a divorce. 355 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,874 It's like never having gotten married in the first place. 356 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:51,040 We're going to have to annul this. 357 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,915 Don't worry an annulment is very different from a divorce. 358 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,332 Britney Spears has done it too. 359 00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:59,124 - I'm aware of that. - Good. 360 00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:01,624 2 strawberry shakes and a number 3 please. 361 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:14,999 So... You were rather charged last night. 362 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:19,665 Me? You mean we! 363 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,707 I'm always charged. But you! 364 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,165 In all that excitement I don't know where I left my scooter. 365 00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:30,499 I'm going to have to register a police complaint. 366 00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:33,040 Is 4 days enough? 367 00:31:33,916 --> 00:31:35,040 Enough for what? 368 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,832 To have a child. 369 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,415 To get an annulment, what else! 370 00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,624 Why? Do you plan on getting married again in 4 days? 371 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,499 I want to spend New Years in India. 372 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:44,790 Hello? 373 00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,374 Spending new years with your family.. 374 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:49,374 Or staying married to a total stranger? 375 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,374 Prioritize! 376 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:56,207 Can I suggest something? What if we tear the marriage certificate? 377 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,582 It'll be our secret. 378 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,415 Do you think we're playing house-house here? 379 00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:04,957 This is a legal marriage and I would like to legally cancel it. 380 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:09,665 Can we leave? 381 00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:21,249 My husband will take care of that. 382 00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:31,790 Your shoes are a size too big for me. 383 00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:35,082 I sincerely apologise. Next time will buy shoes in your size. 384 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,415 Hangover. 385 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,124 Are you feeling okay? 386 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:54,374 I'm sorry, last night I should have never instigated... 387 00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:55,915 you into drinking that much. 388 00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:59,749 Sometimes I behave really stupidly. 389 00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,332 I wish when I make a mistake.. 390 00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:05,124 Someone would correct me right then and there. 391 00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:08,499 Please stop blowing into your milkshake. It's very irritating. 392 00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:10,999 Exactly... Thanks! 393 00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:17,499 You could have warned me before putting the window up. 394 00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:19,207 You're actually blaming me for this one too? 395 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,249 Can you ever find faults in yourself? 396 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,082 You're the one who shut the window. 397 00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:25,707 Clean it. Properly. 398 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,915 Apart from behaving stupidly, you have a million other issues. 399 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:33,082 Instead of marrying me you should have married your psychologist. 400 00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:35,082 Since you've met me you've driven me crazy. 401 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:36,499 Really! You need help! 402 00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:39,499 I need help? Have you ever looked in a mirror? 403 00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:42,624 You drive like an aunty, eat food like an old woman. 404 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:46,040 You're a girl. You should buy yourself a dress. I'll pay for it. 405 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,957 I see, Mrs. Laxmi Mittal! 406 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,582 You're the one shelling out all the cash since last night right? 407 00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:52,415 The 50 cents at 7/11, the alcohol bill last night... 408 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,040 and not to forget today mornings breakfast... 'I'll buy you a dress' 409 00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:57,707 - Stop the car. Stop the car... - Go ahead now, throw a tantrum. 410 00:33:57,791 --> 00:33:59,082 If nothing else works, you might as well throw a tantrum. 411 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:01,665 I'm not throwing a tantrum. We've reached my house. 412 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,915 Will definitely return your money the next time I see you. 413 00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:14,165 By the way your memory seems to have failed you, 414 00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:16,540 I've already returned your 50 Cents. 415 00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,749 If only my memory was as sharp as you tongue, I'd have remembered. 416 00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:20,457 Thanks for the compliment. It was nice knowing you. 417 00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:21,832 Just let me know when and where.. 418 00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:23,790 I should come to sign the annulment papers. 419 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:25,832 Trust me. Can't wait. 420 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,249 Hey. Come on, guys. 421 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,415 No rent, no house. 422 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:50,415 Please. 423 00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:54,249 Mom, please don't yell at me. 424 00:34:54,791 --> 00:34:56,082 I need help. 425 00:34:57,250 --> 00:35:00,332 Mom, how long will it take for you to transfer the money? 426 00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:02,832 By tomorrow? 427 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:06,457 Mom, I've pawned whatever I could have. 428 00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:08,249 I'm still short of 400 dollars. 429 00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:10,707 And all the budget hotels are booked for Christmas. 430 00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:12,415 Mom, please don't cry. 431 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,207 Don't worry, Mom. 432 00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,165 I've found a solution. 433 00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:21,374 - May I help you! - No thanks. 434 00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,665 Excuse me, Sir. 435 00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:38,040 Your girlfriend parked the scooter by the trashcans last night. 436 00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:39,665 I'm sorry. 437 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,790 And you guys puked. 438 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:45,207 A lot. 439 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:50,040 - I'll. - I'll call her. 440 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,832 My building security guard has found your scooter. 441 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,707 Please come and pick it up tomorrow. 442 00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:02,040 Also you have to sign some papers for the lawyers' appointment. 443 00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:03,624 Great scooter. 444 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,374 Perfect. 445 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,082 Hi. 446 00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:17,415 I've got a business proposition for you. 447 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:19,415 At 3:00 am? 448 00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:21,499 I'm a morning person. 449 00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:24,624 It's lightweight, heavy duty, great mileage, eco-friendly. 450 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:25,999 Just for three ninety-nine. 451 00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:27,832 I don't want to buy your scooter. 452 00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:30,707 Come on. It's a great deal. 453 00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:33,040 Please don't waste any more of my time. 454 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,165 Think of something else. 455 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,457 What should I think of? 456 00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:38,082 Mom will take another twelve hours to transfer money into my account. 457 00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:40,665 Dad's on the ship. And all the cheap hotels... 458 00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:43,999 Trust me, I've tried everything. 459 00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:46,332 Pre-pone your ticket. 460 00:36:46,416 --> 00:36:48,165 I have a job interview tomorrow. 461 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,082 It's okay. 462 00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:57,999 It's my problem. I'll find a solution. 463 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,124 I'll sleep on the roadside. I'll beg. 464 00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:06,582 Push comes to shove, it's Vegas, I'll sell myself. 465 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,874 Thank you very much for your help. 466 00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:17,457 Listen, you can sleep here tonight. 467 00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:21,124 When your money gets transferred tomorrow, you can decide what to do. 468 00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,665 Are you sure? 469 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:27,957 Don't be silly. You sleep in the bedroom. 470 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,124 This is for you. 471 00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:35,415 Thank you. 472 00:38:09,541 --> 00:38:10,707 Don't. 473 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,332 Sorry. 474 00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:17,165 - What time is your interview? - Right now. 475 00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:21,124 If you don't mind, after your interview, 476 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:23,749 could you drop off the annulment papers at City Hall? 477 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,832 - I might get late. - Sure. 478 00:38:26,041 --> 00:38:28,707 I just have to go to the thrift store but... 479 00:38:28,791 --> 00:38:31,040 Okay, so then what we can do is, I can pick you up from City Hall. 480 00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:33,040 And then take you to the thrift store to get your stuff back. 481 00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:34,332 Sounds good. 482 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:40,457 Oh! Last night I found this visiting card on your couch. 483 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,499 Boobs-a-liscious Escort Agency. 484 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:47,999 Since 1956. 485 00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:53,874 They were very big clients of my firm. 486 00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:59,165 I'm getting late. I should be leaving. 487 00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:04,915 - Good luck. - You too. 488 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,749 Lahul Kapool, light? 489 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,165 Rahul Kapoor. 490 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,582 Lahul Kapool. 491 00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:09,415 - Boss said. - You, No job. 492 00:40:13,916 --> 00:40:15,165 Are you sure? 493 00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:28,624 Sure. 494 00:40:50,041 --> 00:40:51,832 So, how was your interview? 495 00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,040 Listen, I'm really sorry about your interview. 496 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,540 Don't be, it's not your fault. 497 00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:05,582 How was your interview? 498 00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,165 Alright. 499 00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:09,082 They might call me back in a couple of days. 500 00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:16,999 Listen, I know a place where you'll definitely feel better. 501 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:21,832 Or actually, let it be. 502 00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:26,040 Mom's just sent me money, and I'll blow it up again. 503 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,457 Where would I feel better? 504 00:41:31,541 --> 00:41:32,707 I'm paying. 505 00:41:33,541 --> 00:41:34,707 Take a right. 506 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:43,999 What are we doing? 507 00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:45,832 It's pay back time. 508 00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:50,124 The Japanese didn't hire you, so we hired them. 509 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:53,040 Do it properly. 510 00:41:54,541 --> 00:41:55,790 Why am I laughing? 511 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,249 It's not funny. I'm unemployed. 512 00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:02,082 Will keeping a straight face help you get your job back? 513 00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:10,290 I was thinking, if it's just a matter of a couple of days... 514 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:11,999 you can stay at my place. 515 00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:18,374 It's so true, "your husband is your God". 516 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,999 Such wise words. 517 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,999 That secretary was right. 518 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:26,665 You need more sessions. 519 00:42:27,708 --> 00:42:30,040 I don't what convinced me to go a psychologist. 520 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,540 Break-ups are always bad. 521 00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:34,707 Psychologists make them expensive too. 522 00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:36,540 Especially your first break-up. 523 00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:39,582 The weeping, the sobbing, the depressing love songs, the blank calls. 524 00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:44,249 So you've had your heart broken too? 525 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,457 Tell me about it. 526 00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:46,957 Are you crazy? 527 00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,165 Tell me. 528 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,040 - No. - Come on. Big deal ya. 529 00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:52,874 - No. - Come on. Please. 530 00:42:52,958 --> 00:42:54,332 Now we're friends right? 531 00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:00,457 Right. Anyway. 532 00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:06,082 We'd been dating for about a year and I was only allowed to hold her hand. 533 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:07,457 So you never... 534 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,665 No... No. 535 00:43:10,916 --> 00:43:12,582 Who was the last girl you dated? 536 00:43:12,916 --> 00:43:14,207 Are you interviewing me? 537 00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:16,915 No, I'm just sharing in your sorrow. 538 00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:18,624 Come on, tell me. 539 00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:20,915 Anusha. 540 00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:23,207 Family friend, lives here in Vegas. 541 00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:24,957 Mom and dad suggested so... 542 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,749 So? 543 00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:28,957 So what? 544 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,499 We went on a few dates after which, she stopped calling. 545 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,749 Why? 546 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,124 I don't know. I guess I wasn't good enough or something. 547 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,832 I've understood your problem. 548 00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:45,707 You need to start dating again. 549 00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:46,915 Excuse me? 550 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,249 What problem? 551 00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:50,957 You have a really low self-esteem and nothing will give your ego... 552 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,415 a bigger boost than hooking up with a chick. 553 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,957 Call Anusha. 554 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:56,999 I'm ignoring you. 555 00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:59,624 At dinner. Give her a hundred percent attention. 556 00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:01,249 Eat less and listen more. 557 00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:03,999 Give her lots of compliments and lots of wine. 558 00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:07,832 And because you let me live here, I'll tell you a special trick. 559 00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:09,707 Don't drive your car to dinner. 560 00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:14,290 Every girl likes to drive her boyfriend home once in a while. 561 00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:16,707 Are you listening? 562 00:44:16,791 --> 00:44:17,915 - No. - Come on. 563 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,540 - No. - You're calling her. 564 00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:21,165 Absolutely not. 565 00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:23,165 - I know you're going to call her. - I'm not going to call her. 566 00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:24,582 - Really? - Ya, really. 567 00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:30,332 - Call her. - I'm not going to call her. Okay. 568 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,665 Hello, Anusha? 569 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,165 So. 570 00:45:08,583 --> 00:45:11,290 I mean, this dinner plan was a little out of the blue. 571 00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,415 Anything important? 572 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:16,374 No. Just. 573 00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:20,915 Mom mentioned your parents were in town. 574 00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:24,957 Ya. Dad had a meeting and. 575 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:27,790 You look very hot tonight. 576 00:45:31,666 --> 00:45:34,040 I'm sorry. I... I'm sorry. 577 00:45:34,791 --> 00:45:35,999 So. 578 00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:39,874 Actually, I'm glad you noticed. 579 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:46,499 You always liked my hair untied didn't you? 580 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,249 More wine? 581 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:56,165 Rahul, I think you've forgotten the effect wine has on me. 582 00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:58,999 You know, it's an aphrodisiac. 583 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,874 And I'm working tomorrow. 584 00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:04,082 Bad idea. 585 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,999 There's a lot more to life than work. 586 00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:09,499 Where have you been hiding this Rahul? 587 00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:14,749 Well, if we hadn't met through our parents, 588 00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:17,207 You'd have gotten to know me better. 589 00:46:19,666 --> 00:46:21,040 Same here. 590 00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:28,540 So, what don't I know about this Rahul. 591 00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:33,165 It was my foot. 592 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,957 I know. Ya. I know. 593 00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:41,374 Like what? What don't I know? 594 00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,957 Are you wild? 595 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,374 Ya, I'm wild. 596 00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:48,749 How wild? 597 00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,832 A hunter doesn't keep count of his prey. 598 00:46:51,916 --> 00:46:53,332 Really? 599 00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,499 Have you ever done it in a plane? 600 00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:04,040 No. The bathrooms are really small. 601 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:07,207 But you can ask for a big blanket right? 602 00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:09,165 Very true. 603 00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:11,999 And in a bathroom? 604 00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:15,707 Obviously, so many times that I can't even remember. 605 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,040 What's the matter? 606 00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:20,040 I'm going to the bathroom. 607 00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:21,999 Okay. 608 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:31,208 Rahul... I'm going to the bathroom. 609 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,124 Hi. 610 00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:27,249 Hello. 611 00:48:29,416 --> 00:48:33,040 So, what do you want to do? 612 00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:37,499 We can eat our food first. It's getting cold. 613 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:43,040 I hope apart from your sense of humor... 614 00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:45,540 everything else has improved as well. 615 00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,457 Yes, definitely. 616 00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:49,790 Do one thing. 617 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,332 Come this side. 618 00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:58,124 Sit. 619 00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:00,249 Shut the seat. 620 00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:01,624 Sorry. 621 00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:10,957 What? 622 00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:13,040 Oh! Sorry. 623 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:20,415 So, where were we? 624 00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:24,207 Anusha, I don't think I can do this. 625 00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:25,832 What can't you do? 626 00:49:26,291 --> 00:49:29,124 I want to go out. 627 00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:33,624 Are you trying to play hard to get? 628 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:37,790 Anusha, please. 629 00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,999 Rahul, please! 630 00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:41,999 - Please. - Rahul, please. 631 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,207 No. 632 00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:46,040 Rahul... quiet. 633 00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:48,207 Listen to me. 634 00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:49,499 No. 635 00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:54,040 Anusha, please. 636 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,124 Dirty boy. 637 00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,457 - I'm not kidding. - Shut up. 638 00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,040 Why are you wet? 639 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,124 I went to a rain dance. Do you have a problem with that? 640 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,332 No. 641 00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:29,915 So, what did you have for dinner? 642 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,415 Six liters of water. 643 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,540 If you're hungry I know a place close by. 644 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:48,374 If you had told me on the phone, I could have carried a towel. 645 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:51,040 It was a completely rubbish plan. Please do me a favor... 646 00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:53,457 Don't ever give me your any advise again.. 647 00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:55,790 I asked you to go on a date with her. 648 00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:58,290 Little did I know... she'd take you for a shower! 649 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:03,915 I hate her. 650 00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:07,790 She's on my list of top ten most hated people. 651 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,207 Shameless!! At least apologize. 652 00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:14,207 Okay, okay, sorry. 653 00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:16,332 And you can at least wish me happy birthday. 654 00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:18,665 Today? 655 00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:20,957 Happy birthday. 656 00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,374 Do you sleep with a seat belt on? 657 00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:31,332 I...drive the car. 658 00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:33,124 And wear your seat belt. 659 00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:35,499 Okay Cranky pants! 660 00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:51,165 Did you always want to be an architect? 661 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:52,665 Nope .. A hairstylist. 662 00:51:54,208 --> 00:51:58,290 - Very funny. - Actually... I was quite fond of photography. 663 00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:02,165 Oh God! I'd take random pictures of lampposts and insects. 664 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,332 How creative. It's a good that you didn't pursue it... 665 00:52:05,416 --> 00:52:06,624 or you would have found yourself sleeping under one... 666 00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:07,915 of those very same lampposts. 667 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,915 That's exactly what my mum and dad said. 668 00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:12,874 Do you always listen to everything they say? 669 00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,249 Yup. 670 00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:15,582 Don't you get irritated trying to fulfill each... 671 00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,999 and every expectation of theirs? 672 00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:23,249 You know, when I was a child and my parents irritated me.. 673 00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:26,332 I would get angry and break all the expensive things in the house. 674 00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:28,332 So you think you've grown up now? 675 00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:32,290 Nope! There aren't any expensive things left to break. 676 00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:35,749 Is this my new look? 677 00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:36,957 Wait till it's styled. 678 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,207 Hello. 679 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,540 Ya.. this is Riana. 680 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:45,124 Yes.. yes I did. 681 00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:49,040 But I'm going to India in 2 days. 682 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,540 Okay, great.. I'll contact you soon. 683 00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:57,915 Yessss! 684 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,415 I got the job. A one-year contract, a return ticket... 685 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,832 and accommodation as well. 686 00:53:02,916 --> 00:53:04,082 Let's celebrate. 687 00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,457 My treat. 688 00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:06,832 No. It's my birthday. 689 00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:09,915 How much money do you have in your wallet? 20 dollars? 690 00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:13,082 Very funny. Say we're gonna have fun. 691 00:53:13,166 --> 00:53:14,290 - We're gonna have fun. - Louder. 692 00:53:14,375 --> 00:53:15,540 We're gonna have fun!!! 693 00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:18,332 - LOUDER!!!!! - We're gonna have FUN!!!!!! 694 00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:09,832 Where are you taking me? 695 00:55:10,291 --> 00:55:12,249 You like breaking things right? 696 00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:14,790 Surprise! 697 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:50,957 Thank you!! For the best birthday ever. 698 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,207 Take it easy. 699 00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:04,249 Don't worry, I can handle it. 700 00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:13,499 Shit! I love her. 701 00:58:40,916 --> 00:58:42,082 So it happened on the 702 00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:43,624 25th of December, Christmas? 703 00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:44,957 Yes. 704 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,165 Were there drugs involved? 705 00:58:46,291 --> 00:58:48,665 - No. - Just alcohol. 706 00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:49,999 And you both agree it was a mistake? 707 00:58:50,083 --> 00:58:51,374 - Oh yes. - Yes. 708 00:58:52,291 --> 00:58:53,457 Have you had sex? 709 00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:54,665 - No. - Yes. 710 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,165 Not with him. 711 00:59:02,708 --> 00:59:04,207 I thought you meant otherwise. 712 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,540 Okay, your application will be passed on for processing. 713 00:59:15,666 --> 00:59:17,457 You can both come back on January sixth. 714 00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:18,707 Thank you. 715 00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:22,665 So you haven't told you parents anything? 716 00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:24,207 What would I tell them? 717 00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:26,999 Mom, dad... I lost my job. 718 00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:28,915 And guess what? 719 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,790 I got so hammered one night that I ended up marrying a barber. 720 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,540 Hairstylist. Anyway... 721 00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:36,124 You could have tried to explain. 722 00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:38,540 You were allowed colas and candies when you were a kid right? 723 00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:41,915 I'm still allowed. Why? 724 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,707 Because there are two kinds of parents in this world. 725 00:59:45,125 --> 00:59:48,832 One that allow cola and candies and one that don't. 726 00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,124 Mine were the latter. 727 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,082 The ones with the rules. 728 00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:54,832 How sad. 729 00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:56,124 You want some? 730 00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:00,665 In my family, rules were unheard of. 731 01:00:01,375 --> 01:00:03,915 My dad used to jump on the bed with me when I was younger. 732 01:00:04,041 --> 01:00:05,415 Initially it was a lot of fun. 733 01:00:05,625 --> 01:00:08,165 Till one day. The bed broke. 734 01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,374 He fractured his arm. 735 01:00:10,791 --> 01:00:12,415 And I broke my front two teeth. 736 01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:14,290 Are they false? 737 01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:24,124 You're bum's rather cute. 738 01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:25,374 It's an eight on ten. 739 01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,624 I wish my bum was as cute. 740 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:28,832 What do you think? 741 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,124 - Three. - What? 742 01:00:30,708 --> 01:00:31,749 Four. 743 01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:33,040 - Four? - And a half. 744 01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:39,082 Okay five. Five and a half. 745 01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:40,499 Five and a half? 746 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,624 Okay I'll be nice to you. 747 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:46,499 It's a six and a half. 748 01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:47,832 I think it's a perfect ten. 749 01:00:47,958 --> 01:00:48,832 I agree with you. You're right. 750 01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:55,665 Okay. Why don't you get on top. 751 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,207 Now push. 752 01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:00,165 Push harder. 753 01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:01,332 No no... a little to the right. To the right. 754 01:01:01,833 --> 01:01:02,999 A little more. Just push a bit. 755 01:01:03,041 --> 01:01:05,124 Yes. Push. There. 756 01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:08,124 Pervert. 757 01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:09,707 There's no hope for you. 758 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,165 Speak with respect. 759 01:01:11,375 --> 01:01:12,499 I'm your wife. 760 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:15,707 Who's going to harass me once you're gone? 761 01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:18,207 Why? You think you're going to miss me? 762 01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:20,999 - Don't be cute. - Really? You'll miss me? 763 01:01:22,541 --> 01:01:24,165 Maybe. 764 01:01:24,875 --> 01:01:26,707 Or maybe not. 765 01:01:26,958 --> 01:01:28,790 Coz this will keep you busy. 766 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,582 Happy New Year. 767 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:53,082 There's no need to get so emotional. 768 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,290 It's a second hand camera. 769 01:01:58,333 --> 01:01:59,457 Who are you? 770 01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:01,165 Your new best friend. 771 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:11,957 Thank you. 772 01:02:15,125 --> 01:02:17,540 You can sleep in the bedroom tonight too. 773 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,290 I'll crash out here on the couch. 774 01:02:20,291 --> 01:02:23,665 You're not that cute, that I won't be able to control myself. 775 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:25,957 Do you snore? 776 01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:28,415 Lots. 777 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:30,999 Don't. Don't take my picture. 778 01:02:31,041 --> 01:02:32,165 I'm not photogenic. 779 01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,624 That's not the camera's fault. 780 01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:35,082 Fine. Click my picture. 781 01:02:35,291 --> 01:02:36,457 There's no roll in the camera. 782 01:02:37,041 --> 01:02:38,207 Cheapskate. 783 01:02:39,291 --> 01:02:40,540 There's no roll? 784 01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:47,999 Ri. 785 01:02:48,708 --> 01:02:49,832 Ya. 786 01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:52,582 Are you sleeping? 787 01:02:57,291 --> 01:02:59,790 It's fine. What's up? 788 01:03:01,541 --> 01:03:02,665 Nothing really. 789 01:03:04,208 --> 01:03:05,540 Go back to sleep. 790 01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:16,124 I don't know why I'm disturbing you in the middle of the night. 791 01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:19,790 - Goodnight. - You're allowed to disturb me. 792 01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:31,749 What's the trick? 793 01:03:33,541 --> 01:03:34,707 What? 794 01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:37,207 You're always so happy. 795 01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:41,207 I look at you and wish I was you. 796 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,374 I wish I had planned my life out like you've planned yours. 797 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:48,374 You're doing exactly what you wanted to do. 798 01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:51,124 I'm twenty-five years old.. 799 01:03:52,666 --> 01:03:53,957 And I still think... 800 01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:57,124 that some day I'll wake up and understand everything. 801 01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:01,540 Who I really am. What I really want to do. 802 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,957 I just wish I had a plan like you. 803 01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:08,457 Plan? 804 01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:13,207 I wanted to be a ballet dancer not a hairstylist. 805 01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:19,124 The plan was to go to Paris. 806 01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:22,582 But one day after rehearsal on my way home.. 807 01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,457 I had an accident. 808 01:04:26,875 --> 01:04:27,874 Here. 809 01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:30,540 I have a steel ball in my ankle.. 810 01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,332 And that's why I can never be a dancer. 811 01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:36,707 I'm sorry. 812 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,040 I'm rather defective? Am I not? 813 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:43,082 False teeth, a steel ball in my ankle... 814 01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:46,415 and my dad says my one eye is smaller than the other. 815 01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:51,207 You're completely crazy. 816 01:04:54,541 --> 01:04:55,707 Go back to sleep. 817 01:04:55,791 --> 01:04:57,040 Goodnight. 818 01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,624 Do you feel you're the first person in the world.. 819 01:05:02,708 --> 01:05:03,999 Who's failed at something? 820 01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:08,124 No. I'm the first person in my family who's failed at something. 821 01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:13,207 It's a good thing. 822 01:05:13,458 --> 01:05:14,749 Someone started the trend. 823 01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:16,790 It's not funny. 824 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,332 It is. 825 01:05:18,416 --> 01:05:19,540 Can't you see? 826 01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:23,540 You don't have a job, you've married a fool like me. 827 01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:26,582 And you're taking advise from me as... 828 01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:29,790 if I were Rajneesh Osho not Riana Braganza. 829 01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:33,040 Take a break. 830 01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,165 Come to India with me. 831 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:36,832 Now that's funny. 832 01:05:37,208 --> 01:05:38,499 I'm not kidding. 833 01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:41,290 Goodnight. 834 01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:45,957 What's the problem? 835 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,207 You don't have any job interview for the next week. 836 01:05:49,041 --> 01:05:52,582 The problem is that you and my parents live in the same city. 837 01:05:53,458 --> 01:05:55,165 And they think I have a job here. 838 01:05:56,291 --> 01:05:57,415 Right. 839 01:05:58,333 --> 01:05:59,499 Bad idea. 840 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,207 Goodnight. 841 01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:07,082 Have you ever bunked school? 842 01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:09,040 Have you gone crazy? 843 01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:13,124 If I can stay at your house, why can't you stay at mine? 844 01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:26,415 No, no, no. 845 01:06:54,541 --> 01:06:57,957 Ri, I'm feeling really weird. I'm just going to stay in a hotel. 846 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,290 Have you gone mad? 847 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:00,874 Exactly. What am I doing? 848 01:07:00,958 --> 01:07:02,415 You're on holiday with me. 849 01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:04,915 No no... I'm going home. 850 01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:06,957 Will you drop me to Peddar Road? 851 01:07:08,083 --> 01:07:09,457 I'll make up some excuse. 852 01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:10,915 The company's sent me. 853 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,332 For research. 854 01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:14,957 What are your parents going to think? 855 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,707 Relax. They're very chilled out. They got a little hyper.. 856 01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:18,832 When they found about our drunken marriage but... 857 01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:20,582 Excuse me? They know? 858 01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:22,624 Obviously and they also know we're getting it annulled. 859 01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:23,832 Riana. 860 01:07:23,916 --> 01:07:25,165 - Dad. - Baby... 861 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,749 - Baby... - How are you? 862 01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,915 Dad, meet Rahul. 863 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,290 Son-in-law. 864 01:07:33,041 --> 01:07:34,207 Hope you're not drunk right now? 865 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,082 - Sorry Sir... I... - Dad, stop it. 866 01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:39,790 Ri... Ri... Ri... Hi, baby, hi. 867 01:07:39,916 --> 01:07:41,040 How are you? 868 01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:44,374 - Sherry. - Aunty I'm... really scared of dogs. 869 01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:45,624 - I'm. - I'm really scared of dogs. 870 01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:47,207 No no, don't worry he won't do anything. 871 01:07:47,291 --> 01:07:49,707 Don't be scared. Just tickle his balls. 872 01:07:49,791 --> 01:07:50,957 Cheee Phil. 873 01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:52,915 Phil help him. 874 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,832 Help him. Come, Rahul... come upstairs. 875 01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:55,999 Don't be afraid. 876 01:08:00,416 --> 01:08:04,040 Sorry Rahul, I haven't been able to train him properly. 877 01:08:04,125 --> 01:08:06,165 No it's okay. He's a very cute dog. 878 01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:08,457 - I'm talking about Phil. - Home sweet home. 879 01:08:08,541 --> 01:08:10,499 Have you carried rocks in this bag? 880 01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:11,915 Phil come on. Help him. 881 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,999 - Where's granny? - She's upstairs. 882 01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:16,457 Allow me sir, to carry it. 883 01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:20,040 - Sherry... Sherry. - Sherry. 884 01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:21,207 Come, Rahul. 885 01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:23,832 There's a slight problem. 886 01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:25,124 I hope you don't mind. 887 01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:28,249 The guest bedroom's under renovation right now. 888 01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:33,124 So we thought you can sleep between Nicole and me. 889 01:08:33,416 --> 01:08:35,457 Ya? 890 01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:38,415 What? You want to sleep in Riana's room? 891 01:08:38,541 --> 01:08:40,165 - No no. - So that's fine with you right? 892 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:43,374 The three of us can cuddle up together. 893 01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:45,415 - No problem? - No. 894 01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:47,749 Joking! 895 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:49,957 Dad! 896 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:52,207 Sorry, Rahul. 897 01:08:52,916 --> 01:08:54,957 Until now you thought I was the crazy one. 898 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,249 But welcome to the mad house. 899 01:08:57,708 --> 01:09:00,332 Come on, dad. - Something's burning in the oven. - Coming. 900 01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,707 Damn! We'll have to eat burnt food again today. 901 01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:06,415 He's a sweet guy. 902 01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:09,415 Yup he is. 903 01:09:10,958 --> 01:09:14,124 So... are you guys dating now? 904 01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:15,707 No. 905 01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:17,040 Have you slept with him? 906 01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:19,624 - Phil she just said they're friends. - Dad! 907 01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:21,707 Just checking you know. 908 01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:23,915 I'm your father after all. 909 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,124 He's a sweet guy. 910 01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:27,665 He needed a break, so I got him along. 911 01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:30,040 I think he likes her. 912 01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:31,790 I think I like him. 913 01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,207 He's rich. 914 01:09:34,666 --> 01:09:36,124 We're just friends. 915 01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:38,707 - Ya! "Friends" - Ri! 916 01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:40,915 - Steffy! - Hi... - Hi. 917 01:09:43,041 --> 01:09:44,457 - How are you? - How are you? 918 01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:45,915 Hi baby. 919 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,999 - Hi baby. - Hi mom. 920 01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:51,582 If only you had given me a heads up, 921 01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:53,040 I would have bought you a pair of pregnancy jeans too. 922 01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:55,582 Shut up! I've been on vacation. It's just some holiday weight. 923 01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:57,374 Seems like it was a rather heavy holiday. 924 01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,290 It's so lovely seeing you again Ri. 925 01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:03,915 And... why are you so damn decked up? 926 01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,332 Okay now don't freak out. 927 01:10:05,416 --> 01:10:06,665 We're all going to the gymkhana. 928 01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:08,665 No! I've cooked us dinner. 929 01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:11,040 And I've just come. I'm so tired. 930 01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:12,707 She's so tired Steff. 931 01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:14,040 She's walked all the way back from America. 932 01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,290 I don't want to come. 933 01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:17,915 I hate being amongst those oldies. 934 01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:20,165 Dad, in a couple of years.. 935 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,957 You're going to be part of the same category. 936 01:10:22,916 --> 01:10:25,457 - Come on, let's go. - Alright. Let's go. 937 01:10:26,041 --> 01:10:29,749 But -... with my son-in-law. 938 01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:31,790 Dad, behave! 939 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,957 I forgot, Rahul's here. 940 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,040 Where's granny? 941 01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:42,999 Oh Jesus! 942 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:45,415 Shameless boy. 943 01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:46,790 What is your name? 944 01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:48,915 Rahul. 945 01:10:49,041 --> 01:10:50,707 The T.V.'s on. 946 01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:53,207 Amitabh can see you. 947 01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:55,207 What a shame! 948 01:10:55,791 --> 01:10:58,124 - Granny... granny... granny... - Bloody fool. 949 01:10:58,208 --> 01:10:59,874 Hi! I'm Steff. 950 01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:01,624 Sorry. Granny has a bit of a problem. 951 01:11:01,708 --> 01:11:04,082 Granny, you come with me. Come... come - come along. 952 01:11:06,041 --> 01:11:08,665 - Come... come. - Come along. 953 01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:10,374 - Where are you going? - I'm just checking him out. 954 01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:11,790 He's not that cute! 955 01:11:12,333 --> 01:11:13,499 - Hi! - Hi! 956 01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,249 - Looking sharp. - Thanks. 957 01:11:15,916 --> 01:11:17,790 I'm... I'm Karan. 958 01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,290 Come on get ready... We're all heading out. 959 01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:22,957 Ya. 960 01:11:25,625 --> 01:11:27,999 Ri, get your husband ready. 961 01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:36,957 10, 9, 8, 7,6,5... 962 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,749 4,3,2,1... 963 01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:43,082 Happy New Year! 964 01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:48,374 - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year! 965 01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:50,207 Happy New Year darling. 966 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:55,290 - Happy New Year. - Steffy... Steffy... be careful! 967 01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:58,499 The last time he got drunk, he ended up marrying Riana. 968 01:11:59,458 --> 01:12:01,040 Rahul, ignore him please. 969 01:12:01,416 --> 01:12:03,207 Stop it Phil, sit down, 970 01:12:14,916 --> 01:12:17,207 Alright, alright! Who wants to dance? 971 01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:18,790 Dance? 972 01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:21,332 I'm going to dance from my seat. The Punjabi belly dance! 973 01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:24,374 - How boring. - Hey come on Rahul, let's dance. 974 01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:26,165 No Sir. I don't... 975 01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,082 Come on... come on... You're family now, don't be shy. 976 01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:31,249 Auntyji! It's my favourite song! 977 01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:44,915 - Bye baby -bye dad, bye mom. - Goodnight. 978 01:16:45,583 --> 01:16:47,290 Phil, come on. Let's go. 979 01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:48,915 Wake up, mumma. 980 01:16:49,041 --> 01:16:51,707 I didn't know you had such a fun side hidden... 981 01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:53,332 behind your boring personality. 982 01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:55,207 Actually, neither did I. 983 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,707 You move your bum pretty well on the dance floor. 984 01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:01,415 You're not half as bad yourself. 985 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,790 Five on ten? Five and a half? 986 01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:15,457 A perfect ten. 987 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,999 Idiot! That's mine. 988 01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:22,040 Sorry Aunty. 989 01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:57,415 Hello Mom, Happy New Year. 990 01:17:57,541 --> 01:17:58,790 Thank you my darling. 991 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,915 Same to you my baby. 992 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,374 Where have you been? 993 01:18:05,333 --> 01:18:06,874 I've been calling you for the past two days. 994 01:18:06,958 --> 01:18:10,957 I'm sorry.. I.. I was at work. 995 01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:14,082 I wish this year, you had been with us for New Years. 996 01:18:14,416 --> 01:18:16,540 I wish I was there too. 997 01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:18,082 How was your New Years? 998 01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:20,540 It was fantastic. You know... 999 01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:24,999 The Shah's threw a party for the Bulani's and everybody was there. 1000 01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:26,249 Rahul... 1001 01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:31,957 Actually mom I got to be somewhere. 1002 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,165 I'll see you soon. Okay? 1003 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:34,415 See me? 1004 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,665 I mean I'll... I'll call you soon. 1005 01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,957 Bye mom. 1006 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,999 - You're going to get me killed. - Sorry! 1007 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:42,207 Where are we going? 1008 01:18:42,291 --> 01:18:43,457 School. 1009 01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:44,749 School? 1010 01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:46,040 Come on. 1011 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,665 I love this place. 1012 01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,665 It's my favorite! 1013 01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:52,749 I wish I never had to leave. 1014 01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:54,415 We must be the first people in the world.. 1015 01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,915 Who've come to school on a holiday. 1016 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,874 Shut up! Come. 1017 01:18:58,541 --> 01:19:01,374 This is where my super hot boyfriend played basketball... 1018 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,249 while all the girls stared at him. 1019 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:06,332 Really? I'm sure he dumped you for.. 1020 01:19:06,416 --> 01:19:08,207 One of those very same girls. 1021 01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:10,499 Very smart. 1022 01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:12,332 - This is cool. - Are they real? 1023 01:19:12,416 --> 01:19:13,665 Maybe. 1024 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:17,332 All my school had was books and strict teachers. 1025 01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:21,040 This library was more famous for holding hands under the table... 1026 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:23,790 than reading books on the table. 1027 01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:26,915 My boyfriend and me used to sit on that table. 1028 01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:29,040 Only hands? Not... 1029 01:19:30,875 --> 01:19:32,374 This is my school hall.. 1030 01:19:32,458 --> 01:19:33,665 Where I performed for the last time... 1031 01:19:33,791 --> 01:19:35,832 before I had my accident. 1032 01:19:36,541 --> 01:19:38,415 - It's beautiful. - Isn't it? 1033 01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:41,790 I was eight years old when I performed here for the first time. 1034 01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:43,165 Right there. 1035 01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:47,165 And I know it's cheesy but right from... 1036 01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:49,374 that moment I knew I only wanted to be a dancer. 1037 01:19:50,208 --> 01:19:51,915 You miss this stage a lot don't you? 1038 01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:55,457 Sometimes. 1039 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,040 I'm sure this stage misses you too. 1040 01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:01,040 Shut up! 1041 01:20:01,416 --> 01:20:02,874 You're quite talented. 1042 01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:05,040 Stop pulling my leg. 1043 01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:07,040 I'm not pulling your leg. I'm serious. 1044 01:20:07,125 --> 01:20:08,374 You were a ballet dancer. 1045 01:20:08,916 --> 01:20:10,415 Wanted to become an architect. 1046 01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:13,874 You're a stylist and look at me. 1047 01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:16,249 I'm so... so... 1048 01:20:17,083 --> 01:20:18,332 So what? 1049 01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:20,082 Average. 1050 01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:21,874 Are you crazy? 1051 01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:23,582 That's you're best quality. 1052 01:20:23,666 --> 01:20:24,874 That I'm average? 1053 01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:26,415 What kind of a backhanded compliment is that? 1054 01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:29,624 See, I've dated lots of men. 1055 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:33,165 Some had great taste in music, but didn't read. 1056 01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:35,874 Those who read, were really boring. 1057 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,832 And those who were even slightly interesting had... 1058 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:40,707 really long beards. 1059 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,707 Some had a drinking problem... some... Ri! Come to the point. 1060 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:49,082 The point my friend is that you don't do anything in excess. 1061 01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:52,082 And that's a quality that's truly rare. 1062 01:20:53,291 --> 01:20:56,040 You, are perfectly average. 1063 01:20:57,041 --> 01:20:58,165 Average? 1064 01:20:58,291 --> 01:20:59,582 Yes! 1065 01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,374 I'm average. 1066 01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:05,040 I'm perfectly average. 1067 01:21:05,750 --> 01:21:07,624 I like that! Thank you. 1068 01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:12,915 Should I show you a secret place? 1069 01:21:21,041 --> 01:21:22,165 What is this? 1070 01:21:22,958 --> 01:21:24,915 My school's kissing spot. 1071 01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:28,249 Couples used to sneak in here all the time. 1072 01:21:32,541 --> 01:21:33,665 And you? 1073 01:21:34,166 --> 01:21:35,415 Obviously. 1074 01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:38,999 My best friend Amu kept a watch on the teachers from up there. 1075 01:21:40,416 --> 01:21:42,040 I had my first kiss here. 1076 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:47,499 Thank you, Ri! 1077 01:21:51,625 --> 01:21:52,957 For changing my life. 1078 01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:59,332 Rahul! What was that? 1079 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,165 What was that as in? 1080 01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:07,540 You like me, right? 1081 01:22:07,875 --> 01:22:09,790 - No. - I mean... Ri, don't joke around. 1082 01:22:09,875 --> 01:22:13,790 Yes.. but not that way. 1083 01:22:16,791 --> 01:22:17,915 So then, what are we doing out here? 1084 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,915 - Rahul, I was just... - Shit! Oh Shit! 1085 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,624 Rahul! Hold on a second. Listen to me. 1086 01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:27,624 Rahul. Rahul, listen to me. 1087 01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:30,665 So what? You made a mistake. 1088 01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:35,665 I made a mistake? I made a mistake? 1089 01:22:35,833 --> 01:22:37,665 Yes... but why are you screaming? 1090 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,957 Stuff like this happens between friends. 1091 01:22:40,458 --> 01:22:41,624 What happens Ri? 1092 01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:43,957 Do friends start giving each other wrong hints? - What? 1093 01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:46,290 - Don't be so innocent, Ri. - What hint? 1094 01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:48,540 Did you take me to the kissing spot to watch a film? 1095 01:22:50,541 --> 01:22:52,999 I was showing you my school, God damn it! 1096 01:22:53,541 --> 01:22:56,624 And if you misunderstood, how is that my fault? 1097 01:22:56,708 --> 01:22:57,915 It's all my fault. 1098 01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,790 Seven days ago, I didn't even know you... 1099 01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:01,582 and today you want to change everything about me... 1100 01:23:01,666 --> 01:23:04,540 my mindset, my attitude... Even my stupid hairstyle. 1101 01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:06,707 What am I supposed to make of that? Of course you don't like me! 1102 01:23:06,791 --> 01:23:10,457 I like you. But as a friend. 1103 01:23:10,541 --> 01:23:12,415 Bull shit Ri! You led me on. 1104 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:15,082 You just wanted me to run after you. 1105 01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,499 You should feel happy now. I followed you all the way to India. 1106 01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:19,707 Why are you misunderstanding everything, Rahul? 1107 01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,999 You know what! Thank God I've finally understood... 1108 01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:23,624 what you're all about. 1109 01:23:23,708 --> 01:23:25,040 You know what... just forget it. 1110 01:23:26,166 --> 01:23:27,290 Rahul... 1111 01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:48,082 Stop! 1112 01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:50,499 Rahul! Rahul! 1113 01:23:53,666 --> 01:23:57,374 Rahul, what are you doing here? 1114 01:23:58,166 --> 01:23:59,290 I was coming home. 1115 01:23:59,666 --> 01:24:01,999 - But what are you doing in India? - Is everything okay? 1116 01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:07,915 Mom. 1117 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,415 Mom, let me explain to you. 1118 01:24:10,541 --> 01:24:12,249 She's a colleague of mine, Riana. 1119 01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:13,499 Riana, Mom. 1120 01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:15,040 Hello Ma'am. 1121 01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:18,124 Mom we've come to India for a research project. 1122 01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:22,332 Don't you remember I called you and told you that I'll see you soon? 1123 01:24:24,041 --> 01:24:25,374 I just landed this morning, mom. 1124 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,874 I was going to come home after the site visit. 1125 01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:31,082 It's a surprise. 1126 01:24:33,041 --> 01:24:34,290 Happy New Year 1127 01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:36,165 I love you. 1128 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,874 Oh! My baby. 1129 01:24:39,791 --> 01:24:41,707 I nearly died in those five seconds. 1130 01:24:41,791 --> 01:24:43,790 Don't you ever do that to me again. 1131 01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:46,332 Now come on let's go home and have some lunch. 1132 01:24:46,416 --> 01:24:47,832 We'll call dad as well. 1133 01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:49,624 Do join us. 1134 01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:53,040 Do join us. Come, come. 1135 01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:15,124 What a wonderful surprise. 1136 01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:17,874 I should've understood your hint when you called. 1137 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,374 How foolish of me. 1138 01:25:20,083 --> 01:25:23,665 So, since when have the two of you been working together? 1139 01:25:25,583 --> 01:25:27,124 It's been a year. 1140 01:25:27,291 --> 01:25:28,457 A year? 1141 01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:32,165 What's this project you've come down for? 1142 01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:36,290 - Research. - Research? 1143 01:25:37,541 --> 01:25:38,790 On micro housing. 1144 01:25:38,875 --> 01:25:42,540 Marshall and Fox want to invest in the Indian market so... 1145 01:25:42,625 --> 01:25:44,499 Which company do they plan on collaborating with? 1146 01:25:47,541 --> 01:25:49,040 Don't you feel he should have been... 1147 01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:52,582 a CBI official instead of a businessman? 1148 01:25:56,208 --> 01:26:00,790 Baby, chew your food. Don't swallow. Thirty two times. 1149 01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:06,082 What kind of a haircut are you sporting? 1150 01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:09,290 It looks like someone's electrocuted the poor fellow. 1151 01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:10,499 Right? 1152 01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,874 It's certainly not Vidal Sassoon. 1153 01:26:14,833 --> 01:26:17,832 We should be leaving. 1154 01:26:17,916 --> 01:26:19,540 I've got a site visit reminder. 1155 01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:23,374 I'm going for a meeting. Can I give you two a lift? 1156 01:26:25,041 --> 01:26:27,290 No thanks dad. I'll drive. 1157 01:26:37,791 --> 01:26:38,957 Nice. 1158 01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:43,207 So everything that happened between us was only as friends? 1159 01:26:44,625 --> 01:26:46,540 What has happened between us Rahul? 1160 01:26:47,458 --> 01:26:48,999 When you asked me to come to India with you, 1161 01:26:49,041 --> 01:26:50,874 you did it as a friend? 1162 01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:55,040 Of course! You needed a break. 1163 01:26:55,916 --> 01:26:58,540 You've done so much for me, I just wanted to... 1164 01:26:58,625 --> 01:27:00,040 You were returning a favour? 1165 01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:04,874 No. 1166 01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:13,457 Rahul, I never meant to mislead you. 1167 01:27:14,916 --> 01:27:16,124 I just wanted to take care of you. 1168 01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:19,665 I can take care of myself, Riana. I'm twenty-five years old. 1169 01:27:22,041 --> 01:27:24,040 And you still lie to your parents. 1170 01:27:27,583 --> 01:27:28,749 Thank you. 1171 01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:02,874 Mom. 1172 01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:04,249 Hello baby. 1173 01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:06,165 How was the site visit? 1174 01:28:07,166 --> 01:28:11,332 It was okay. Mom, I want to tell you something. 1175 01:28:12,416 --> 01:28:13,957 Of course. Sure. 1176 01:28:19,666 --> 01:28:20,832 The thing is I... 1177 01:28:20,916 --> 01:28:22,374 First you tell me, 1178 01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:23,957 This nail polish or this one? 1179 01:28:25,541 --> 01:28:26,707 This one right? 1180 01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:29,040 This is so average. 1181 01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:31,207 I like to be unique. Don't you? 1182 01:28:33,083 --> 01:28:34,290 No mom... 1183 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,290 Look who's here. 1184 01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:37,749 Mr. surprise. 1185 01:28:39,541 --> 01:28:40,707 When are you heading back? 1186 01:28:42,708 --> 01:28:45,374 On the fifth. 1187 01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:46,790 The fifth? That's good. 1188 01:28:46,875 --> 01:28:54,082 Because I feel Bulani's and Shah's will lock the deal this week. 1189 01:28:54,166 --> 01:28:56,165 So I am thinking of inviting them... 1190 01:28:56,375 --> 01:28:59,207 for dinner on the fourth to seal the deal. You know! 1191 01:28:59,541 --> 01:29:01,457 Will their wives be there as well? 1192 01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:04,999 You're going to be there right? 1193 01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:08,832 What were you telling me? 1194 01:29:10,541 --> 01:29:11,707 Surprise us. 1195 01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:18,999 No. Nothing important. 1196 01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:47,540 Why is life so complicated mom? 1197 01:30:47,708 --> 01:30:49,999 It is going to be okay. 1198 01:30:50,250 --> 01:30:51,665 I can't believe it. 1199 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:56,832 You understood his feelings before I did. 1200 01:32:35,333 --> 01:32:36,582 Hello Rahul. 1201 01:32:39,125 --> 01:32:40,457 Which one? 1202 01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:44,124 It doesn't matter. 1203 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,207 Rahul. 1204 01:32:53,166 --> 01:32:56,665 You know how important this deal is for the both of us. Right? 1205 01:33:00,375 --> 01:33:07,790 You can't even imagine the kind of kick-start your career would get. 1206 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:11,749 I've worked very hard for this Rahul. 1207 01:33:13,333 --> 01:33:14,624 One more thing... 1208 01:33:16,166 --> 01:33:19,540 Mr. Shah will talk to you about Mr. Hathiramani's daughter. 1209 01:33:20,791 --> 01:33:22,582 There's no hurry. 1210 01:33:23,625 --> 01:33:24,874 Take your time. 1211 01:33:26,125 --> 01:33:27,665 It's also very important. 1212 01:33:30,791 --> 01:33:31,999 You're looking nice. 1213 01:34:22,875 --> 01:34:24,582 Oh! I have to tell you, 1214 01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:29,749 Mr. Bulani had taken us to see the Opera at Ceaser's Palace. 1215 01:34:30,625 --> 01:34:31,790 It was absolutely wonderful. 1216 01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:33,790 It was awesome. 1217 01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:38,332 I bought the top ten classical CD at the airport itself. 1218 01:34:38,916 --> 01:34:40,415 The Mozzart, beautiful. 1219 01:34:41,291 --> 01:34:42,874 Honey, it was Beethoven. 1220 01:34:45,208 --> 01:34:46,415 Eat you dinner darling. 1221 01:34:47,916 --> 01:34:49,165 Rahul my boy. 1222 01:34:49,375 --> 01:34:50,957 What's the matter? You look sad. 1223 01:34:51,375 --> 01:34:53,374 It looks like you haven't eaten pizza for a while! 1224 01:34:53,958 --> 01:34:55,040 Pizza? 1225 01:34:55,166 --> 01:34:57,207 It's our own little joke. 1226 01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:00,915 Looks like you haven't been taking my advice. 1227 01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:02,124 Impossible! 1228 01:35:02,250 --> 01:35:05,040 If he doesn't listen to you guys, whom would he listen to? 1229 01:35:05,125 --> 01:35:08,290 Taking about advice, Mrs. Kapoor, the market's down. 1230 01:35:08,833 --> 01:35:10,874 It's the right time to invest in diamonds. 1231 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:14,165 Great minds think alike Mr. Shah. 1232 01:35:14,666 --> 01:35:16,665 Darling, show them the finger. 1233 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,082 Come on. 1234 01:35:24,375 --> 01:35:25,540 Tiffany's? 1235 01:35:25,625 --> 01:35:26,874 Oh! That's such a beautiful rock. 1236 01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:29,165 It's a big rock, just like my big .. 1237 01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:34,999 Sorry. Sorry. Non veg jokes not allowed. 1238 01:35:35,041 --> 01:35:36,999 Mr. Bulani's got a great sense of humor. 1239 01:35:41,166 --> 01:35:43,207 Well Rahul, I've got some advice for you too. 1240 01:35:43,666 --> 01:35:46,249 Before you leave, you should meet Sukhmani Hathiramani. 1241 01:35:46,333 --> 01:35:48,249 Mr. Hathiramani's looking for good suitor. 1242 01:35:48,333 --> 01:35:50,415 It's a good idea. It'll be great for the business. 1243 01:35:50,500 --> 01:35:51,790 Absolutely. I mean he's very keen on meeting her. 1244 01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:54,999 In fact it's about time my son got married. 1245 01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:58,124 And Rahul my boy, I'll give you a few tips after... 1246 01:35:58,208 --> 01:36:00,957 which she won't look at any other man apart from you. 1247 01:36:01,791 --> 01:36:04,040 Gone are those days... thanks to my wife... 1248 01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:06,415 she can't take her hands off me. 1249 01:36:07,708 --> 01:36:10,707 For her it's all about loving her husband, if you know what I mean. 1250 01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:14,249 - What happened? - What happened? 1251 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:17,707 I think Mrs. Bulani got a cramp in her hand. Right? 1252 01:36:18,166 --> 01:36:19,290 I did not. 1253 01:36:19,375 --> 01:36:21,249 A cramp? In her hand? 1254 01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:24,082 Get some ice please. Ice. 1255 01:36:24,166 --> 01:36:25,332 - Would you like some ice? - No. 1256 01:36:26,375 --> 01:36:28,124 - Use my hanky? - I'm fine! 1257 01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:33,290 Mr. Shah... 1258 01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:36,999 Rahul's really excited about our partnership. 1259 01:36:37,041 --> 01:36:38,707 We were talking about it yesterday itself. 1260 01:36:38,791 --> 01:36:39,999 He has some wonderful ideas. 1261 01:36:40,041 --> 01:36:41,165 - Rahul... - Oh really. 1262 01:36:41,250 --> 01:36:42,999 Actually he's come down for a very big project... 1263 01:36:43,041 --> 01:36:44,874 commissioned by Marshall and Fox in India. 1264 01:36:44,958 --> 01:36:46,540 Rahul tell them about the whole micro housing project... 1265 01:36:46,625 --> 01:36:48,040 that... come on tell us Rahul .. 1266 01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:49,290 It's a lie dad. 1267 01:36:49,791 --> 01:36:50,999 Sorry. 1268 01:36:53,833 --> 01:36:55,082 A lie! 1269 01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:03,249 What do you mean? 1270 01:37:03,333 --> 01:37:04,457 What are you saying Rahul? 1271 01:37:06,041 --> 01:37:08,165 What I'm saying dad is that I lost my job. 1272 01:37:09,583 --> 01:37:11,665 Not just that, after you guys left Vegas, 1273 01:37:11,750 --> 01:37:14,249 I got so hammered one night, that I ended up getting married. 1274 01:37:14,916 --> 01:37:15,999 Married? 1275 01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:19,249 - Married? - To whom? 1276 01:37:24,083 --> 01:37:25,290 To Riana. 1277 01:37:25,375 --> 01:37:26,707 Your colleague? 1278 01:37:27,166 --> 01:37:28,332 Actually dad, I lied about that too. 1279 01:37:28,416 --> 01:37:30,582 She's not my colleague, she's a hairstylist. 1280 01:37:30,708 --> 01:37:35,040 - Oh God! A Barber. - What! You married a hairdresser? 1281 01:37:35,291 --> 01:37:36,874 I mean .. Oh my God! 1282 01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:39,040 Mom, we're getting the marriage annulled. 1283 01:37:39,083 --> 01:37:40,249 Please don't over-react. 1284 01:37:41,375 --> 01:37:42,499 Divorce? 1285 01:37:43,333 --> 01:37:45,790 - You're getting divorced! - It's not a divorce... 1286 01:37:47,916 --> 01:37:50,207 Everybody just please calm down. 1287 01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:52,332 It's all in the past. He's had his fun. 1288 01:37:52,416 --> 01:37:55,207 Sweety, we'll find you a really nice girl. 1289 01:37:55,291 --> 01:37:56,790 Your mum's right. 1290 01:37:56,875 --> 01:37:59,040 You listen to me .. listen to me.. 1291 01:37:59,083 --> 01:38:02,790 Go meet Sukhmani Hathiramani tomorrow itself. 1292 01:38:02,875 --> 01:38:04,582 No matter what she's like, Let's face it... 1293 01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:06,124 she'll be better than a barber! 1294 01:38:06,208 --> 01:38:07,332 I mean, come on ya .. 1295 01:38:14,541 --> 01:38:15,874 Shut up! 1296 01:38:19,208 --> 01:38:20,790 You want to give me relationship advice? 1297 01:38:21,291 --> 01:38:23,249 - Your wife was... - Rahul! Rahul! 1298 01:38:26,125 --> 01:38:27,290 Is this how you talk to a guest? 1299 01:38:28,791 --> 01:38:30,874 - Excuse yourself and go outside, - I'm not going anywhere dad. 1300 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,749 Go outside and get yourself some fresh air. 1301 01:38:33,833 --> 01:38:35,124 I'm not going anywhere dad. 1302 01:38:37,750 --> 01:38:44,499 Okay .. fine! We'll discuss this tomorrow. 1303 01:38:45,625 --> 01:38:47,207 When do we discuss anything dad? 1304 01:38:47,458 --> 01:38:49,290 You talk and I listen. That's not a discussion. 1305 01:38:49,375 --> 01:38:51,040 Rahul, is this how you talk to your elders? 1306 01:38:51,125 --> 01:38:53,040 Which elders are you talking about mom? You? 1307 01:38:53,375 --> 01:38:55,874 Who's been trying to look thirty-five for the past ten years... 1308 01:38:56,875 --> 01:38:59,040 or dad who's constantly trying to remind me... 1309 01:38:59,083 --> 01:39:00,290 that all I am is a failure. 1310 01:39:01,833 --> 01:39:03,540 Rahul, that's not fair. 1311 01:39:03,625 --> 01:39:05,207 That's not fair. Come on .. 1312 01:39:05,666 --> 01:39:07,207 Since the day you were born... 1313 01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:08,915 you've been given everything you asked for. 1314 01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:10,124 I asked for? 1315 01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:12,124 Dad, you've given me everything that you wanted to give me... 1316 01:39:12,208 --> 01:39:13,290 so that I would become just like you. 1317 01:39:13,375 --> 01:39:16,165 But I'm not you and I don't even want to be like you. I .. 1318 01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:17,665 - I'll take care of him.. - Stop it. Stop it .. 1319 01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:18,999 I'll take care of him. 1320 01:39:19,041 --> 01:39:20,457 Are you crazy? Instead of trying to take care of me... 1321 01:39:20,541 --> 01:39:21,665 why don't you take care of your wife? 1322 01:39:21,750 --> 01:39:23,249 - She can't get her hands off me! - Dayna? 1323 01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:24,665 I did not. 1324 01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:26,457 Rahul behave... 1325 01:39:26,541 --> 01:39:27,957 How much more appropriately should I behave? 1326 01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:29,082 Wear a jacket, adjust your bow, spike your hair... 1327 01:39:29,166 --> 01:39:31,582 join the family business, use chopsticks... 1328 01:39:31,666 --> 01:39:32,874 I'm tired! 1329 01:39:32,958 --> 01:39:34,999 It's my life. And whether I eat with chopsticks... 1330 01:39:35,041 --> 01:39:37,249 a fork or my damn hands, it's my decision. 1331 01:39:37,333 --> 01:39:39,040 So just let me breathe. 1332 01:39:45,791 --> 01:39:47,665 What's wrong with using chopsticks? 1333 01:40:02,458 --> 01:40:03,749 Enjoy your dinner everyone. 1334 01:40:13,916 --> 01:40:15,374 What's wrong with you? 1335 01:40:15,500 --> 01:40:16,582 Stupid! 1336 01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:46,040 I'm sorry. 1337 01:40:47,041 --> 01:40:48,415 Please Rahul, don't embarrass me. 1338 01:40:48,541 --> 01:40:51,415 No. Really, I am. 1339 01:40:53,708 --> 01:40:58,999 I'm so stupid, I always cross the line. 1340 01:41:02,083 --> 01:41:06,749 I'm really sorry that I hurt your feelings. 1341 01:41:07,625 --> 01:41:09,749 Ayyy... cutie pie. 1342 01:41:11,458 --> 01:41:12,624 Hi granny. 1343 01:41:15,041 --> 01:41:16,249 Let's step outside. 1344 01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:22,957 Rahul, you're the one with whom 1345 01:41:23,125 --> 01:41:26,374 I can discuss my screwed up relationships. 1346 01:41:28,458 --> 01:41:32,624 I would never want to screw up our relationship. 1347 01:41:34,666 --> 01:41:36,957 As of now, I don't want to be with anyone. 1348 01:41:39,125 --> 01:41:42,165 Not even if it's as wonderful a person as you. 1349 01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:45,374 Another backhanded compliment. 1350 01:41:45,708 --> 01:41:49,165 No! I love you sooooo much Rahul. 1351 01:41:49,875 --> 01:41:51,040 Really. 1352 01:41:52,083 --> 01:41:53,790 But just as a friend. 1353 01:41:56,458 --> 01:41:57,999 That's where the problem lies. 1354 01:41:59,041 --> 01:42:02,790 I feel the love, you feel the friendship. 1355 01:42:03,125 --> 01:42:07,165 The only problem is that you've gone a step ahead of where I am. 1356 01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:11,624 All I have to do is pull you back. 1357 01:42:13,166 --> 01:42:14,707 Ri! It's not that easy. 1358 01:42:16,541 --> 01:42:18,207 We can try, can't we? 1359 01:42:23,166 --> 01:42:26,249 You look so cute when you cry, it's tough to say no. 1360 01:42:29,083 --> 01:42:30,832 I'm really sorry I hurt you Rahul. 1361 01:42:34,625 --> 01:42:35,832 I really am. 1362 01:42:41,041 --> 01:42:45,374 First you sit so close to me and then you wonder why I get mislead. 1363 01:42:50,041 --> 01:42:51,207 Do you want a hug? 1364 01:43:14,500 --> 01:43:16,290 So your mom didn't send you to. 1365 01:43:16,375 --> 01:43:18,290 Vidal Sassoon to change your "electric shock" haircut? 1366 01:43:20,833 --> 01:43:23,124 As of now, I'm the one who's shocked them. 1367 01:43:23,583 --> 01:43:24,749 What do you mean? 1368 01:43:29,666 --> 01:43:30,665 I told them. 1369 01:43:30,750 --> 01:43:32,040 No!!! 1370 01:43:32,875 --> 01:43:33,999 Everything. 1371 01:43:34,583 --> 01:43:36,832 About my job, our wedding and every habit of their's... 1372 01:43:37,708 --> 01:43:40,999 that annoys the hell out of me. 1373 01:43:42,333 --> 01:43:43,457 So now? 1374 01:43:44,291 --> 01:43:45,415 Now what? 1375 01:43:48,125 --> 01:43:51,082 I'm going to wear a tie of my own choice. 1376 01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:53,790 What fun. 1377 01:43:56,083 --> 01:43:58,040 I'm going to swallow my food as and when I want. 1378 01:43:58,916 --> 01:44:03,457 No baby! Chew your food, thirty two times. 1379 01:44:23,083 --> 01:44:26,665 There are those times in your life when you feel you can fly. 1380 01:44:27,375 --> 01:44:31,040 You feel there's something in the universe that's made just for you. 1381 01:44:31,708 --> 01:44:34,165 And that night was made just for me. 1382 01:44:39,791 --> 01:44:42,665 The morning after, turned out to be even more beautiful than... 1383 01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:44,374 I ever imagined it to be. 1384 01:44:58,291 --> 01:45:01,665 In retrospect, I do feel that maybe I said too much that night. 1385 01:45:02,458 --> 01:45:04,665 But I do hope, some day Mom and Dad understand me. 1386 01:45:06,583 --> 01:45:09,665 The next morning, we were in Vegas for the annulment. 1387 01:45:10,458 --> 01:45:11,790 And for better or worse... 1388 01:45:12,208 --> 01:45:15,957 Riana and me are no longer husband and wife but just friends. 1389 01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,374 And since then she has been trying... 1390 01:45:18,458 --> 01:45:20,207 to hook me up with some girl or another. 1391 01:45:20,458 --> 01:45:23,540 She doesn't spare a chance... And it's really embarrassing. 1392 01:45:27,958 --> 01:45:31,624 But I don't want to date anyone else because I really love her. 1393 01:45:33,875 --> 01:45:37,374 I don't seem to understand what she finds lacking in me. 1394 01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:39,749 Now I even have a job... 1395 01:45:41,208 --> 01:45:45,207 It may not be in the top 10 but I get time off for my photography 1396 01:45:45,583 --> 01:45:49,040 and obviously my favourite model... you know. 1397 01:45:50,625 --> 01:45:53,332 Well, sometimes I hope the future's better. 1398 01:45:54,291 --> 01:45:57,290 But then I realise that the present is not too bad either. 1399 01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:02,124 Life isn't perfect, but I am happy. I'm really happy. 1400 01:46:02,541 --> 01:46:05,374 For the first time, I'm living life on my own terms. 1401 01:46:05,958 --> 01:46:10,040 As for Riana and me, we often cross the chapel where we got married. 1402 01:46:10,375 --> 01:46:11,749 And I believe that... 1403 01:46:11,833 --> 01:46:15,665 someday I will convince her to get back in there and marry me.