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Dreams, dreams
Of when we had just started things

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Dreams of me and you

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Nice.

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It seems, it seems
That I can't shake those memories

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I wonder if you feel the same way too

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Girl, I do

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Oh, shit, it's work.
Wait, turn it down. Turn it down.

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Hello?

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- Jesse.
- What?

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I have to give a sound bite for
the I.A. Times, so no noise for a minute.

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I might actually get a call too,
so if it's noisy, I'll be on a call.

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Okay. Ready?

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All right. This year, all trends
will head toward simplicity and comfort.

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Things like Roku, Vudu...

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...cookbooks and casual wear
will see a spike in the market.

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Can I have a drag?

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Yeah.

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- That's perfect. Thanks.
- What'd you do?

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Seriously, can you not sit still
for like two minutes?

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We talked about this.
No more smoking.

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- Hey, Disney Hall.
- Yeah. I'm not doing it.

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- Not doing what?
- I am not doing that.

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- It's just a building.
- It's not trending.

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Wanna go titty for titty? My arms
are longer. My boobs are smaller.

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- Focus on driving.
- I am focused on dri...

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- Great.
- Jess, that place is amazing.

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I'm on a really important call.

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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah. I don't know what to say.

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- Thank you for calling.
- ls that about the job?

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Awesome. Thank you so much, man.

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Thank you, yeah. Talk soon.
Okay, bye.

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- Was that about the magazine job?
- No.

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But, Celeste,
a swell came in last night.

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Northwest.

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Apparently, it is overhead
and it is glassy.

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- What the fuck are you talking about?
- Malibu.

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- The waves are crushing right now.
- Are you talking about surfing?

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Yeah. Why are you not more excited?

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I'm so psyched.
I just thought that was about that job.

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- The illustration job.
- Right. They haven't called me back.

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I'm not dying to work there.

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Doesn't seem
like you're dying to work at all.

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I'm putting together a show.
You know it takes time.

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- I know.
- Okay. Can I drop you off at home now?

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- I just missed a wave.
- At some point, I feel...

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- Missed another.
- All right.

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- Two more just went by.
- Okay.

48
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- I could be on those.
- Take me home.

49
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- Be back by 6 so you can shower?
- Why shower?

50
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- Beth and Tucker, dinner.
- Right. Yep.

51
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- Have fun shredding your glassy peel.
- Oh, so wrong.

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- Love you.
- Love you.

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Thank you.

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Did you guys end up
seeing that band last week?

55
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Oh, yeah. Fuck Your Mom?

56
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- They were for reals, dude.
- Yeah.

57
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Get them as your wedding band.
They're loud but probably pretty cheap.

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Or the band that opened,
Please Us, Christ. They were good.

59
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- They shredded.
- It's done. I told you.

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We got the greatest swing band.

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- Sugarfoot and the Swingin' Scrod.
- We actually didn't.

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We talked about this.
Swing is so late '90s.

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We're not gonna do that.
We're not doing it. We're not...

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I'm gonna eat your face,
I love you so much.

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- We'll talk about it later.
- And so now we turn to the menu.

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Yes, I think the best idea
is to get enchiladas and tacos...

67
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...and then we split the two, ja?

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This is a clinical choice,
but I must object to your strategy...

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...for I wish to enjoy the tacos alone.

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No, but that is not fair.
As long as I can have some bites, ja?

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- But we know about your bites, don't we?
- No.

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You take one and then you take many.

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- Ja, this is true.
- Ja, you do.

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This is true.

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We can't do this anymore.

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Oh, God.

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Honey, weddings are so stressful,
but I promise you, we know.

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- You guys will be fine.
- Just fine.

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- Yeah. Oh, yeah, we are fine.
- No, we're good.

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What the fuck are you two doing?

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- What do you mean?
- Yeah.

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What do I mean?
You two are not together.

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It's not normal, okay?

84
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You guys have been separated
for six months.

85
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You're getting divorced, all right?

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And you spend every day together
hanging out as if, like, it's no big deal.

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- Guess what. It's fucking weird.
- I don't think this is...

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- Tell them what you think.
- Let's not play charades. It's weird.

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- There's no charades being played here.
- No charades.

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- No charading.
- No.

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We are separated, and we're friends.
You guys should be happy.

92
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We fought all the time.
We don't anymore.

93
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You don't have to choose sides.
It's the perfect breakup.

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Yeah, everyone's cool.

95
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- Everyone is not cool.
- Not cool.

96
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No one is cool here.

97
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I'm sorry.

98
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I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry.

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- Baby.
- Beth.

100
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- Beth is so angry.
- Ja, she is über angry.

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This is too weird.

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Hey, C.

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- Can you help me with something?
- What?

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Don't wanna pressure you
into anything...

105
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...but this gentleman is awfully lonely
and just...

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Here, I'll show you how it works. Just...

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God.

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- Oh, God.
- Oh, God.

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Oh, he likes that.

110
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Wait, be quiet.

111
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My roommate's next door.
Don't make any sound.

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- All right. Oh, God.
- Oh, God.

113
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

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- Dude.
- That was a big one.

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Yeah.

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- Beth and Tucker are crazy.
- Crazy.

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- Right?
- Yes.

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I mean, it is not weird
that we hang out all the time.

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Do you think it's weird?

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- No. You're my best friend.
- Yeah. You're my best friend too.

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Last time we didn't speak
for more than a week was in 10th grade...

122
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...when you went
to Space Camp Canada.

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That was a brutal five weeks.

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The antigravity training was crazy,
though.

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But I missed you.

126
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Me too.

127
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Look who's back.

128
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- His recovery time is insane.
- Oh, no.

129
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,375
He's a college boy
and he's ready to rock.

130
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Here we go.

131
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- I'm exhausted.
- Yeah, me too.

132
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- Dessert was good, right?
- Oh, so good.

133
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- Night.
- Night.

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Hey, it's kind of chilly tonight.
How's your heat in there?

135
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- It's fine. I'm fine.
- Okay. Good.

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Hey, sorry I'm still living back here.

137
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Stay as long as you want.
It's your studio.

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- Also, it's really nice having you here.
- For me too.

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- Night.
- Night. Love you.

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Love you too.

141
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,194
- Are you gonna...? No.
- Here's your chai latte.

142
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,490
- Can I get a large coffee to go?
- Soy cappuccino for David.

143
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,786
Excuse me, sir? Sir.

144
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,496
Sir. Yeah, you. Sorry.

145
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:26,875
You do realize that you just cut
in front of a bunch of people, right?

146
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- I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
- Did you not know?

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- I'm just in a big rush, so...
- So you did know.

148
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- And I'm sure everyone here is in a rush.
- Okay, is this really happening?

149
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She was looking at the pastries, so I just...
I thought...

150
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It's not just her.
It's everyone behind her.

151
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If you wanna ask every single person
if it's okay that you cut, be my guest.

152
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Don't assume your time
is more important than others'.

153
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Thank you for the lecture.
Have a great day, everybody. Not you.

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American culture is dying, and there's
an unrelenting appetite in this country...

155
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...for reality shows,
talentless pop stars like Riley Banks...

156
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,752
...recycled, bloated movie franchises.

157
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,421
The more we consume crap,
the more we want crap.

158
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You are what you eat.

159
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,717
It sounds utterly hopeless.
ls there an upshot?

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I think there will be a groundswell
movement toward simplicity.

161
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People will crave spiritual,
mental and physical nourishment.

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00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,602
- It'll be back to basics.
- A lot to chew on.

163
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,355
For more on this gloomy
but interesting subject...

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...look out for Celeste Martin's
new book, Shitegeist...

165
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...on bookshelves Monday.

166
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- I had dinner with the drama club.
- Who's that?

167
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Beth and Tucker.
They left in the middle of dinner...

168
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,369
...because they don't approve
of me and Jesse hanging out.

169
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,956
It is so judgy. We're fine. lf we were gay,
we wouldn't be having this conversation.

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- We'd just be friends.
- You are not ready to let go of each other.

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- There's nothing wrong with that.
- There's nothing wrong with it.

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- I mean, what do you think?
- Well, to be honest...

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Oh, my God.
We're signing Riley Banks?

174
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:06,058
What the fuck, Scott?
I just trashed her on TV.

175
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,144
That's why I wanted you to come in.
It's a huge account.

176
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:13,190
We built this company so we didn't
have to sign accounts like Riley Banks.

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00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,735
You and I may not have a company
if we don't take Riley Banks.

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I don't understand.
She's like a vagina and a hairdo.

179
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,156
She's releasing a new CD.

180
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She wants us to do the branding
and merchandising.

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00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,665
Fine. I'm gonna go eat my feelings.

182
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:33,001
If you want my opinion,
I do think you should start dating.

183
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:37,089
Scott, I'm fine.
I have so much time. I'm not worried.

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Do me a favor and get your fuck on
before you meet the next guy.

185
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,595
What is that? What are you doing?

186
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,599
Sorry. I was trying to be
your saucy gay friend.

187
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,311
- Didn't feel good.
- No. Don't.

188
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,523
The economic climate
is real bad, man.

189
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,443
I think my business
is taking the hardest hit of all.

190
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,612
It's brutal.
ls it just me or is nobody talking about it?

191
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,073
- You sell weed, Skillz.
- Not for long, dude.

192
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,326
You seen those weed pharmacies
on every fucking corner?

193
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,870
They're killing me.

194
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:12,499
I mean, I think I gotta branch out,
start working in methamphetamines.

195
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,168
Or teach preschool, you know?

196
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,671
I love kids, and I just, I don't know,
always wanted to do that.

197
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,548
Sorry, dude.

198
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,844
I know this is serious talky time,
but look at the fucking seat on that girl.

199
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:27,848
- That is a party.
- I don't think it's over.

200
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,477
- What? Her butt? No, it goes on forever.
- No, man. Me and Celeste.

201
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,189
She's overwhelmed and confused,
but I think she's gonna come around.

202
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,648
Oh, no. Really, pal?

203
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,817
I mean, it's been a while, you know...

204
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,695
...but I think it's time to accept that
and move on.

205
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:45,157
- Call that dime Veronica.
- No, dude. That was a one-time thing.

206
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,910
Celeste does not know about it,
so don't tell her.

207
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:52,247
I didn't know that was a hit-and-run.
It's not like you really liked her, so...

208
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,333
She was cool, but she's not Celeste.

209
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,960
Okay, but remember,
you can't reheat a soufflé.

210
00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:00,214
- What does that mean?
- It's I.A. There's bettys everywhere.

211
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,217
It's good to remind Celeste
you can pull a little wool.

212
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,344
- Make her sweat a bit.
- Yeah, I guess.

213
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,553
- How are you?
- Good.

214
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:10,265
- So, what do you want, man?
- Maybe I just don't wanna start over.

215
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:14,228
No, I meant, like, what do you want?
Do you want yogurt?

216
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:18,899
Can I have a goji-berry-and-green-tea swirl
with yogurt chips and Cap'n Crunch?

217
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,318
- Would you go out with my friend ever?
- No.

218
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,488
Where's your wife?
You guys are here every day together.

219
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,783
- We're actually separated.
- Oh, cool.

220
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,577
I mean, bummer or whatever,
but, okay, I'll go.

221
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,538
Just like that.

222
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,914
Cool.

223
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,667
You want it swirled or side by side?

224
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,176
- What?
- I need to say one thing.

225
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,679
Then I'm not gonna say
another word about it.

226
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:53,141
I'm sorry I wigged on you at dinner.
But I think it's stupid you're not together.

227
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,978
I do. You guys are best friends.

228
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,438
That's the hard part.
Nothing else matters.

229
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,232
Beth, I love Jesse dearly...

230
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,527
...but he doesn't have a checking account
or dress shoes.

231
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,406
The father of my children will have a car.
You know?

232
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,866
Jesse will always be my best friend.

233
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,827
Okay. I said what I had to say.

234
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,871
Not gonna say another word.
I just needed to say that.

235
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,085
It's a huge mistake
that he's living in that guesthouse.

236
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:25,465
- You are breaking his heart, slowly.
- Jesse is fine.

237
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,301
He's fine.

238
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,644
Hey.

239
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,605
You're not working?

240
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,192
You're watching
the Beijing Olympics again?

241
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,695
And you're crying again.

242
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,740
Matthias' wife died
in a car accident last year.

243
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,952
Hey, did you finish that artwork
for the Pop Form website yet?

244
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,705
No, it's not done yet.
I'm still working on it.

245
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,875
- I think you're gonna like it.
- Can you finish it tonight?

246
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,546
No. Actually...

247
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,342
Sit down for one second.
I wanna tell you something important.

248
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,635
Okay.

249
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,721
Does it have something to do
with the work you owe me...

250
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,432
...that's late
that we were just talking about?

251
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:20,646
Tonight I am going on a date.

252
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,608
And I'm gonna date people.

253
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,861
That's great.

254
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,322
- It is?
- Yeah.

255
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,700
No, Jess. Please don't cry again.
Good for you.

256
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,207
- Doesn't bother you?
- No.

257
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:44,211
Okay. Yeah, it's yogurt girl
from Yogurt Yurt.

258
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,839
Yogurt girl. Yeah, she's cute.

259
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,842
- She's really young, right?
- Super young, yeah.

260
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:55,138
- But her body is, like, all-time.
- Okay, there's no need for that, but...

261
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,349
Wow, that's great. That's really great.

262
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,935
This is good.
You gotta crawl before you walk.

263
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,896
She's not gonna be wifey number two,
but whatever.

264
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,148
No. It's just a date.

265
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,068
Hey. Big move.

266
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,320
I'm proud of you.

267
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,407
- Thank you.
- Can I get up now?

268
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,700
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay.

269
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,953
You're gonna be great. Call me after.

270
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,413
No.

271
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,083
I was in school, but I dropped out
because I wanna work in fashion.

272
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,711
But it's really hard
to find a paid internship.

273
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,797
So I went back to school,
and now I work at Yogurt Yurt.

274
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,508
I'm looking to make money
doing something I love.

275
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,468
I'm sure the universe has my back.

276
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,804
The right thing will come along,
you know?

277
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:40,308
- I mean, you get it, obviously, right?
- Totally.

278
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,440
Oh, my God.

279
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,446
Oh, my God, Jesse.

280
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,099
"Do lt on My Face"?

281
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,811
This song is about being who you are.

282
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,647
Unless who you are sucks.

283
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,941
Everybody shut up.

284
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:50,045
They said it would be in new releases.

285
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,673
Where is it?

286
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,345
No.

287
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,396
Now, that's what I call placement.

288
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,570
You shouldn't steal it,
even if it is your book.

289
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,073
I'm just rearranging some things.

290
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,537
- There.
- You can't do that.

291
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,872
- Yes, I can.
- An employee didn't pick you.

292
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,457
Doesn't matter.

293
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,293
Hey. Employee picks.

294
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,587
- Congrats. That's awesome.
- Thanks.

295
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,674
- What happened?
- Employee picks.

296
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,719
Jesse?

297
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,514
- Hey.
- Veronica.

298
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,723
- Hey.
- Hey.

299
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,433
- How's it going?
- Good.

300
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,102
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

301
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,312
- How you been?
- I've been good.

302
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,398
- How have you been?
- Good.

303
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,900
- You look great.
- Thanks. You too.

304
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,611
What are you doing here?

305
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,739
Checking out books.

306
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,284
- Same.
- Yep.

307
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,287
How's your clothespin collage going?

308
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,956
You remember that.

309
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,542
It's good. It's good. Slow but good.

310
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:14,421
Well, don't give it up,
because it's really unique and beautiful.

311
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:19,050
- I hope that didn't sound too...
- No, no. That's really sweet and...

312
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,386
- Good.
- Yeah, that means a lot. Thank you.

313
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,680
You're welcome.

314
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:27,142
I had so much fun with you that night.
I'm sorry I didn't call.

315
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,561
I had a lot of fun too.

316
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,605
Cool.

317
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,440
- Hey.
- Hi.

318
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,775
I have to find more places
to put my book.

319
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,611
Veronica, these are my friends.

320
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,820
- Celeste.
- Hi.

321
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,196
- Beth and Tucker.
- Hi.

322
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,489
- Hey.
- Hi.

323
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,618
- How are you? Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.

324
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,952
You wrote that book.

325
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,080
I just read an excerpt online.
It's really compelling.

326
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:53,043
- Thank you. That's very nice.
- You're welcome.

327
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:56,546
Well, nice to meet you.

328
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,340
- Bye.
- Bye.

329
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,549
- Bye.
- See you later.

330
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,217
Bye.

331
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,386
- Bye.
- What was that?

332
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,638
Veronica.

333
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,056
- Story?
- No story.

334
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,391
Just a girl I met a little while ago.

335
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:12,187
She's pretty.
She looks like a young me.

336
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,939
Excuse me. Hi.

337
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,942
Do you have any more copies
of this book Shitegeist...

338
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,445
...for me to give to my friends?
Because I heard it's excellent.

339
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,043
- No, no.
- Just one second. Hey.

340
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,212
- Just got out of the show.
- How was it?

341
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,506
- Fucking dope.
- Hey, are you busy now?

342
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,509
- No, I'm not busy.
- Can you help me build this dresser?

343
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,094
- Okay.
- I can't do it alone.

344
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:47,013
- All right, all right. Okay, bye.
- Jesse, I need you.

345
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,223
I gotta go home.

346
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,350
After the show, it's the after-party.

347
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:54,270
I know, but she's got an lKEA dresser
she needs me to help her "build."

348
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,522
Oh, it's like that?

349
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:58,608
I told you, man,
she just needed a little bit more time.

350
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,986
- I got this.
- Oh, she's about to get it.

351
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,406
I'm in here. Fuck Sweden.

352
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,784
What up?

353
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:12,998
- It's easier to build the Brooklyn Bridge.
- We got this. It's just a dresser.

354
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,333
Fucking fuck. Fuck me!

355
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:21,506
What, do they make a piece of furniture
that's impossible to build on purpose...

356
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,800
...just to fuck with you?

357
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,011
Thank you.

358
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,223
Wait.

359
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,600
I've got it.

360
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:39,816
- Perfect.
- Fucking layup.

361
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:46,614
It's like Koons meets Basquiat meets...

362
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:50,326
Serra meets...

363
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,872
...Corky from Life Goes On.

364
00:22:56,834 --> 00:23:01,046
- He's a vegan, you know.
- Oh, cherish.

365
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:05,383
- That is so cute.
- You're cute.

366
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:08,303
You're cute.

367
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:54,015
Hey. What are you doing?

368
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,142
I love you.

369
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,478
Okay.

370
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,159
That was a bad idea. So sorry.

371
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:16,871
No, don't be sorry. lt was nice.

372
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,791
Jess.

373
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,417
Come on.

374
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,838
Drinking and the dresser and...

375
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,882
I think, you know...
We're seeing other people.

376
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,302
Well, yeah, but just because...

377
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,311
Oh, God.

378
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,064
I'm an idiot.

379
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:46,109
- I just thought...
- You thought what?

380
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:50,113
Well, I wasn't clearly thinking,
or else I wouldn't have let that happen.

381
00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:52,949
You didn't think
we were getting back together.

382
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:55,243
It's not like...

383
00:24:56,579 --> 00:25:00,206
You know, there's a guy
you can call at lKEA.

384
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:03,835
He'll build your dresser for you.
You should call him.

385
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,378
Probably fuck you too.

386
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,213
- Oh, Jess.
- I'm a fucking idiot.

387
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:10,675
Oh, Jess, come on. Jesse.

388
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:31,946
Jess?

389
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,630
Hey, Jess, it's me.

390
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:53,593
I'm on my way to the airport,
but I wanted to talk to you.

391
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:56,137
I don't know what happened last night.

392
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,390
I hope you're okay.

393
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,643
Okay, bye. Call me.

394
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:19,410
Hey, you've reached Jesse.
Leave me a message.

395
00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:39,889
Hey, it's me again.

396
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:43,601
I'm in San Francisco.
I'm going to Boston tomorrow.

397
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:45,436
And I miss you.

398
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:51,025
Call me. Okay. Bye.

399
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,488
I'm sorry.

400
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,662
Of course.

401
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,917
Stupid.

402
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,796
Hey, you're back. I wanna talk to you.

403
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,631
I know. I wanna talk to you too.

404
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:16,175
Where have you been?
It's been like two weeks.

405
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:17,844
There's so much to lay down.

406
00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:20,513
Pay-per-view porn is available
in Cantonese now.

407
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:21,723
- Really?
- Yeah.

408
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,768
I'm really near your house.
Can I just come by? It's kind of important.

409
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:29,564
There's 68 colleges in Boston.
Why were the kids in my group so dumb?

410
00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:32,567
I mean, they were, like,
barely making sense.

411
00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:37,572
- They were not speaking English.
- Hey. I really gotta tell you something.

412
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:40,033
Actually, me too.

413
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,826
Wait. Are you gay?

414
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,370
Please tell me you're gay.
That'd be so funny.

415
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:49,459
No. Not gay.
This is going to be hard to believe...

416
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:52,962
- But you went on another date.
- I'm having a baby.

417
00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:58,885
- I'm having a baby.
- What do you mean?

418
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:04,015
I'm having a child.

419
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:07,393
With another person?

420
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:09,187
Yes, with another person.

421
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:12,482
Wait, what?

422
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,859
Sorry. What...?

423
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:18,112
What the fuck? With who?

424
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,742
You met her, actually,
the other day at the bookstore.

425
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:28,581
But that's not even physically possible.
That was two weeks ago.

426
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:30,333
Yeah.

427
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,588
Truth is,
I slept with her like three months ago.

428
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,675
Shit. Okay.

429
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:44,847
Well, I didn't know about that,
but that's not important right now. Okay.

430
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,892
What do you need me to do?

431
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:50,645
Oh, no. You don't have to do anything.

432
00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:55,149
I really wanna make it work with her.

433
00:28:57,611 --> 00:28:58,986
Excuse me one second.

434
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,519
Hello.

435
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:35,898
- What?
- I said, hello.

436
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,608
Hi.

437
00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:46,784
- How's your practice?
- How's my practice?

438
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,036
- It's fine.
- I'll get that mat for you.

439
00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:52,081
- Thanks.
- I see you here a lot.

440
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,041
You've got a great Warrior 2.

441
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,586
Your Chaturanga is,
like, incredibly balanced.

442
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:02,467
I'm still working that position, but...
Are you single?

443
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:06,804
Are you really doing this right now?
You're really doing this.

444
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:11,476
I know. I'm gonna go for it. I don't do this.
It's just happening. I'm gonna...

445
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,936
- Gonna jump right in there.
- I'm jumping in.

446
00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:15,938
Captain Conversation.

447
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:19,275
Do you...? Hey, I'm Paul. Put it there.

448
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:20,735
- Celeste.
- Celeste.

449
00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:22,904
That's a great name.
So here's my card.

450
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,823
That's my number, e-mail.
lf you need to fax me...

451
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,700
You bring cards to yoga?

452
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,869
Hi. How are you? Come on in.

453
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,413
Great flow today.

454
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:37,293
- I'm not good at this. Little help?
- Financial analyst. Cool.

455
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:40,296
Not really. It's not that cool. It's all right.

456
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:44,592
- Did you tell me what you did for a living?
- No, I didn't.

457
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,511
Well, will you? I'd love to know.

458
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,888
I'm a trend forecaster. I forecast trends.

459
00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:51,933
Trend forecaster. Yeah.

460
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:56,229
You serious?
I thought you were fucking with me.

461
00:30:56,396 --> 00:31:00,942
You traded in your Porsche for an Audi
because you're afraid you'll lose your job.

462
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,779
You bought a Droid because
it makes you seem business-oriented...

463
00:31:04,947 --> 00:31:07,156
...unlike the iPhone,
for teenage girls.

464
00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:10,409
You go to yoga because
you went to a sub-lvy League school.

465
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,037
You spent the last 10 years
working long hours.

466
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,790
You thought it was time
to do something spiritual.

467
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,626
It was nice to meet you, Paul.

468
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:32,848
- Hey.
- Hey.

469
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:36,978
- Where were you on the New York call?
- I figured you could handle it.

470
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,855
Yeah. Well, anyway,
the artwork came in from Berlin.

471
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,983
- It's good, but it...
- Breaking news.

472
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,027
Jesse is having a baby with some girl.

473
00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:50,157
Did you even know
he was seeing someone?

474
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:52,827
No, it's somebody he slept with once
months ago.

475
00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:56,455
Now he's gonna try to "make it work."
Plane crash.

476
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,666
I don't even know what to say.

477
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,960
I'm so sorry, Celeste. Are you okay?

478
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:03,713
Scott, I'm totally fine. Yes.

479
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,464
- Are you?
- Yes.

480
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:08,551
I wasn't gonna have his baby,
so good for him.

481
00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:11,470
I'm not in love with him anymore.
lt makes it easier.

482
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:14,140
- I have a date tonight, actually.
- That's great.

483
00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:17,476
Feel like it might be nice to go out
and be admired.

484
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,354
I agree. Go be admired.

485
00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:24,150
Who knows? You may actually
simulate human emotion.

486
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:33,909
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

487
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,578
My foot actually pronates...

488
00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:38,748
...so my lT band is strained
when I run, which is painful.

489
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,584
The foot specialist
made me these orthotics.

490
00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:44,795
They shape around my foot.
They make it so much better.

491
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,964
I cannot explain how amazing it feels.

492
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:51,093
- I'm one of those people who...
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My ex is here.

493
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:52,553
Oh, we made eye contact.

494
00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:55,806
- Maybe he didn't see me.
- I think it's... It's okay.

495
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,017
- Nope, he saw me. He saw me.
- It's okay.

496
00:32:58,185 --> 00:33:01,020
He's coming over here now.
Know what? You should leave.

497
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:02,688
- What?
- Yeah, you should go.

498
00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:05,024
- I'm not gonna leave.
- lt would be better.

499
00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:07,735
It's too late because
he's here now. Hey.

500
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:09,320
- Hey. How's it going?
- Good.

501
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,156
- Thought I'd say hi. I'm Jesse.
- That's Mac.

502
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,908
- It's Max.
- Matt.

503
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:17,203
- Nope, Max.
- Nice. Cool.

504
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,958
We're just eating. I'm on a date.
We're on a date. I'm dating.

505
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:25,878
Oh, cool.
The puttanesca special is the bomb here.

506
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:29,256
- Oh, good news. That's what I ordered.
- Nice. Cool.

507
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,591
Who are you here with?

508
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,469
Oh, I'm just rolling solo,
watching the Lakers game.

509
00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:35,262
- It's Kobe-LeBron, right?
- Yes.

510
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,348
- So psyched.
- Yeah, man, epic.

511
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,850
- TiVo'd it.
- Nice. Cool.

512
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,228
- Well, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

513
00:33:42,396 --> 00:33:45,356
C, good to see you. Have fun.

514
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,442
He's cool.

515
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,738
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

516
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:57,410
- Are you okay?
- What? Oh, nothing.

517
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,833
Do you like bread?

518
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,421
That was great.
Should we do it again?

519
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:10,506
Wednesday? Sushi?

520
00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:13,801
- I don't think we should.
- Because of the mercury poisoning?

521
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:17,054
- My acupuncturist said that's a myth.
- No. I think that...

522
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:20,766
I think you could use a little more time
to get over your divorce.

523
00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:25,146
I mean, look, it took me a long time
to start dating after mine. I get it.

524
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,649
I appreciate your concern, but I'm fine.

525
00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:32,027
I guess you're just
not a match for me, so...

526
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:34,864
Yeah. Well...

527
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,284
Have a good night.

528
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,704
- Thanks. Okay.
- And good luck.

529
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,126
Whatever.

530
00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:16,906
- Hi, honey. Beth.
- Hi. Hi.

531
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:20,743
Wow, you're really out of breath.
I'm sorry, did you fucking run here?

532
00:35:20,911 --> 00:35:22,703
- Yeah.
- From your house?

533
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:26,457
- I started running. It's really fun.
- Okay, you're sopping in sweat.

534
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,293
- Isn't that like 12 miles?
- Thirteen-point-six.

535
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:33,255
But it's good because it just, like,
really gets my endorphins up.

536
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:35,591
It helps me clear my head.

537
00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:39,678
The Riley account is a handful.
I have been so swamped.

538
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:43,265
Good. I'm glad you've been so busy.
Have you spoken to Jesse?

539
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:47,394
I actually ran into him,
and I thought he was looking a little fat.

540
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:51,190
Really? I feel like when I saw him,
he was looking kind of fit.

541
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:54,985
- So you saw Jesse?
- Yeah. Yeah, I have. I've seen him.

542
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,947
And you've hung out
with what's-her-name?

543
00:35:58,114 --> 00:35:59,490
Veronica? Yes, I have.

544
00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:03,869
- Can I get a rush delivery on that?
- She's dumb, right?

545
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:07,540
No, she's not dumb. She's...
She's simple.

546
00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:10,167
Does 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
work as a window for you?

547
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,794
Simple means dumb, though.

548
00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:15,548
No, actually.
Simple in a really elegant way.

549
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:17,299
Elegant.

550
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:20,594
- I think we're done here.
- Yeah, that window is fine.

551
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,765
- I thought you would be happy for Jesse.
- Oh, no, I totally am.

552
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,643
I just didn't realize
that Monica was elegant.

553
00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:32,273
You know her name's Veronica.
And honestly, honey, you'd really like her.

554
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,150
Okay, don't do that.

555
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,488
Are you having regrets about Jesse?

556
00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:42,658
What? No. Not one.

557
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:45,744
Will you let me drive you home?
I'm afraid you'll drown.

558
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:49,874
Okay. I actually have a date tonight.
I should probably shower, right?

559
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,167
Yeah, I would. Yes, shower.

560
00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,795
- Who's the date?
- Rupert Bates.

561
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:58,424
Rupert Bates. The Gap model?

562
00:36:58,592 --> 00:37:02,845
Oh, my God. He's so hot.
But he's like 11 years old.

563
00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:04,138
He's actually 22.

564
00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:06,807
Skillz set me up with him.
He's gonna be a star.

565
00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:10,769
He's filming 20,000 BC right now,
which is the prequel to 10,000 BC.

566
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,938
- Oh, fuck, I love that movie.
- I know.

567
00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:15,441
A star fell from the sky

568
00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:17,401
Look at you and I realize

569
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:22,615
It's the way your body moves

570
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:27,119
First time that I saw your face

571
00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:30,706
You're like a little alien from outer space

572
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:35,502
I'm gonna follow you to the moon

573
00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:40,049
That was so good.

574
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,426
- I wrote it for my mom.
- Lucky lady.

575
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:46,096
Why do you wanna follow your mom
to the moon?

576
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,266
- She's the best. You'd love her.
- Yeah. I bet.

577
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:52,436
So how do you know Skillz?

578
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,606
Skillz provides me
with the happy smoky green treats.

579
00:37:56,316 --> 00:38:00,778
- Awesome.
- I'm sorry, but you are just...

580
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:04,281
Hello, special one.

581
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,410
No.

582
00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:14,625
This is crazy, but I just totally forgot
I left a candle burning at my house.

583
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,293
- I have to go.
- No, of course.

584
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,629
I'm so sorry.

585
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,548
I'll send you a copy of the song
when it's done.

586
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:35,396
My hair is so dry. lt looks like straw.

587
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:39,483
- Here, do you want an Adderall?
- No, that shit makes me feel like a robot.

588
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,027
Speaking of robot,
who designed this place?

589
00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:44,863
I feel like Spock
is about to walk around the corner.

590
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:48,200
Hi, Riley. I'm Celeste.
I'm a partner at Pop Form.

591
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:51,120
I just wanted to introduce myself.

592
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,914
You're kind of pretty.

593
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:57,042
Thank you.
I'm just gonna sneak in here.

594
00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:01,547
- Why am I breaking out?
- Too much sugar, coffee, alcohol.

595
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:05,217
I think it's my new skin regime. Yeah.

596
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:08,220
It's "regimen."

597
00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:10,014
What?

598
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:15,269
A regime is a system of government.
The word is... The word's "regimen."

599
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:20,399
Thanks, Scrabble.
lt was really nice to meet you.

600
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:24,611
In thinking about your brand, we wanted
a sense of where you currently exist.

601
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,739
We set up a number of focus groups.

602
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:31,201
You test really high in the Midwest,
which is wonderful.

603
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:34,121
We'll be rolling those out
to a few different cities.

604
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:38,959
Celeste has come up with a number of
ideas for logos, which are looking great.

605
00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:43,088
- Celeste, you wanna...?
- Yes. Yes. Here.

606
00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:45,340
Our first round is based heavily...

607
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:50,304
...on a kind of hip-hop,
retro, throwback, industrial flair.

608
00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:52,973
The one I was talking
to my girl Savannah about.

609
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:56,727
Really trying to get the urban flavor
in there for the tweens.

610
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,812
Do you guys have any snacks?

611
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,648
Like sushi?

612
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,906
Hello, special one.

613
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,243
- Sounds so awful.
- lt was so awful.

614
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,705
I mean, where are the guys
who don't wear makeup for a living?

615
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:20,000
How about a little intellect?
lntellect never hurt anybody.

616
00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:22,920
- Wait. You never met Nick, right?
- Nick?

617
00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,880
- Nick Moran.
- The photographer?

618
00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:27,883
- No. You know him?
- Yeah, we went to school together.

619
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,345
This could be perfect.

620
00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:36,517
I'm uncomfortable with dating,
and I don't really like any of it.

621
00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:38,936
Trust me, you will like him.

622
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:43,273
And also, I love cock.

623
00:40:45,235 --> 00:40:48,570
You gotta work a little harder
to integrate the gayness, Scott.

624
00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:49,988
Yeah.

625
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:51,824
- Good night.
- Night.

626
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:53,867
- I'll hook that up tomorrow.
- Great.

627
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,832
Nailed it. Way to go, Becky.

628
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:02,167
- Go, team, right?
- Yeah!

629
00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:07,881
- What the fuck is a BabyBjörn?
- It's a very, very tiny Swedish man.

630
00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:11,385
A child carrier that allows the baby
to benefit from intimacy...

631
00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:13,720
...without the confinement of a stroller.

632
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,681
- How do you know that?
- Beth.

633
00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:18,100
Yeah, we go to a lot of baby showers.

634
00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:20,185
I put a lot of babies in the ladies.

635
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,979
- How's Celeste?
- Who?

636
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,522
- Celeste.
- She's all right.

637
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:27,860
I'm kind of fine-tuning her cannabis levels
right now, but she's okay.

638
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:31,238
- She doesn't smoke weed.
- She does now. She loves that shit.

639
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:33,699
Fucking Snoop Dogg.

640
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:39,872
Birthing towel, breast pump,
Diaper Genie? Fuck.

641
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:44,668
- I'm seriously having a baby.
- You'll do great, man.

642
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:48,172
Hey, Skillz. Who's your buddy?

643
00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:51,508
I thought he was your friend.

644
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:52,801
- Not with me.
- Really?

645
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,178
I don't know him.

646
00:41:57,765 --> 00:42:01,560
I waited like 21 hours,
three of them soaked in my own pee.

647
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:05,314
- Oh, my God.
- But I finally got the shot of Gaddafi.

648
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:07,316
My God, I've totally seen this one.

649
00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,026
- You've seen it?
- Yeah.

650
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:13,238
- I'm such a big fan. That's so cool.
- Thank you.

651
00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:15,991
- I feel like he's kind of smiling.
- He is.

652
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:21,413
I mean, I think the piss stain
running down my jeans made him laugh.

653
00:42:21,581 --> 00:42:22,831
Seriously, I was soaked.

654
00:42:22,999 --> 00:42:27,044
The world will think you're brilliant.
I'll be the only one who knows.

655
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:28,462
What?

656
00:42:28,630 --> 00:42:31,048
- We missed our reservation for 8:30.
- Oh, no.

657
00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:34,134
You want me to call down,
see if they can still take us?

658
00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:35,928
Should I just, like...?

659
00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:38,764
You guys still take us for like 9, 9:15?

660
00:42:38,932 --> 00:42:41,934
- I don't think anybody...
- ls that cool?

661
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,769
- You can't do that?
- You can.

662
00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:46,104
I just don't think anybody will hear you.

663
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:49,733
You know what?
I actually would be cool...

664
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,652
Let's just get room service.

665
00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:53,403
- Room service?
- Yeah.

666
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,155
Okay. I could do room service.

667
00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:57,532
- Cool.
- That sounds good. I like that.

668
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:01,620
I'm so happy this worked out.
It's so nice to meet you.

669
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,757
Can't remember the last time
I felt like this.

670
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,927
Yes.

671
00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:29,648
- What are you doing?
- What do you think I'm doing?

672
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:34,903
No, no, no. Don't do that.
Things were going so well.

673
00:43:35,071 --> 00:43:37,447
- I want you to watch me.
- There's no watching.

674
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,575
- I'm almost there.
- Where? Don't. No. I can't...

675
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:42,744
Almost there.

676
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:45,831
Yeah, come on. That's it.

677
00:43:45,999 --> 00:43:49,543
- Move.
- Yeah, it's coming.

678
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:53,255
Here it comes. Here it comes.

679
00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:06,768
Hey. So I'm glad we can meet up.

680
00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:11,273
There's this place by me, Vegan Vittles
on Elysian Way. Call me if you get lost.

681
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:14,818
What the fuck is a vegan vittle?

682
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,658
Just tell her to be here tomorrow.

683
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:23,076
- Hey.
- Sorry, one second.

684
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,787
Just have to send this e-mail.

685
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:27,914
There. Hi.

686
00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:30,334
- Hi. What's up?
- A lot.

687
00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:34,880
- Can I get some coffee, please?
- We have yerba maté.

688
00:44:35,048 --> 00:44:37,174
- Green tea?
- We have decaf green tea.

689
00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:40,093
- I'll just get some water.
- Okay. Anything for you?

690
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:42,471
- I'd like the veganchilada, please.
- Sure.

691
00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:45,223
- Cashew-cheese sauce on the side.
- Yeah.

692
00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:47,726
I'd like to take a look
at your seaweed menu.

693
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:50,312
Yeah. There you go.

694
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,065
- No, I'm good, thanks.
- Awesome. Baltic kelp.

695
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:55,484
- Yep.
- I'll have that. Thank you.

696
00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:01,281
- You look good.
- Thanks. You look good too.

697
00:45:02,075 --> 00:45:03,825
I've been doing a lot of Pilates.

698
00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:06,161
- Really?
- Yeah. Veronica's a dancer.

699
00:45:06,329 --> 00:45:11,583
She has all this equipment at her house,
so I've just been getting into it.

700
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:17,464
Well, I know all this
has been really weird.

701
00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:20,092
It's only weird if you think it's weird.

702
00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,386
Okay.

703
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:26,973
There's apparently a holdup
on the divorce papers on your end...

704
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:30,602
...and Veronica's actually
not a citizen, so...

705
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:34,231
- What? Where's she from?
- Belgium.

706
00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:35,649
Belgium. Elegant.

707
00:45:35,817 --> 00:45:37,401
- What?
- Nothing.

708
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:40,570
Point is, we need to get married...

709
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:45,200
...and I'm really sorry to bug you, but I
really need you to sign those papers.

710
00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:49,413
Okay, Jesse.

711
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:53,708
Well, I've been busy with work,
because some of us work for a living...

712
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:58,463
...so I'm sorry I haven't had time to focus
on helping you get on with your new life.

713
00:45:58,631 --> 00:46:00,132
I know. I'm sorry.

714
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:05,387
What makes you think you're suitable
to be a dad, even?

715
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:09,015
- We never talked about kids.
- You had reservations about kids.

716
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:12,310
- I had reservations about kids with you.
- Yeah, well, ditto.

717
00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:15,105
I think Veronica's
gonna be an amazing mother.

718
00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:17,732
Low blow.

719
00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:20,861
I'll sign the papers.

720
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:23,321
You're ridiculous.
This place is ridiculous.

721
00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:26,199
Fucking cashew-vegan-kelp bullshit.

722
00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:32,414
Jesse's a fucking vegan?

723
00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:34,624
Yeah, a vegan whose work
is being shown.

724
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,710
- At the Gagosian.
- At the Gagos...?

725
00:46:36,878 --> 00:46:37,919
- What?
- Yep.

726
00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:40,297
How does anybody even know
about his art...?

727
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,883
Know what?
I don't wanna know anything.

728
00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:45,177
My God, he's on fire right now.

729
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:48,013
Breaking up with me
was the best thing he ever did.

730
00:46:48,181 --> 00:46:50,140
- I should break up with me.
- Oh, stop.

731
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:52,893
Somebody else's success
does not mean your demise.

732
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,352
Except for Jesse's.

733
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,230
- What are you guys dressed as again?
- Bieber.

734
00:46:57,398 --> 00:47:00,025
- He just got a buzz cut.
- What? Fuck!

735
00:47:00,193 --> 00:47:01,443
- Shut up.
- When?

736
00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:03,528
Like two hours ago. lt was on Perez.

737
00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:05,655
- Goddamn it.
- His hair was everything.

738
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,365
He's really talented.

739
00:47:07,575 --> 00:47:11,786
What's with the costume parties
in the middle of the summer? Hot.

740
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:17,501
I need to fucking drink.

741
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:20,212
- Car bombs in the fucking kitchen.
- Yes.

742
00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,339
- No.
- Yes, I'm doing that. Yes.

743
00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:25,050
You wanna wait a little bit?

744
00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:27,761
- I say "car," you say "bomb." Car!
- Bomb!

745
00:47:27,929 --> 00:47:29,554
Three, two, one, drink!

746
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,765
- Three, two, one. She lost.
- Come on.

747
00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:33,767
- She lost.
- That's pretty good for...

748
00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:36,478
No, don't be nice. Hey.

749
00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:39,064
What even are you supposed to be?

750
00:47:39,232 --> 00:47:41,691
- Yeah.
- What? Oh, white trash.

751
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,693
- What is that?
- White trash.

752
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,987
- White "shrash"? Shrash?
- White trash.

753
00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:47,614
It's white trash.

754
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:50,825
- Celeste.
- Yoga.

755
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:54,955
- I haven't seen you there in a while.
- I know. I've been running a lot.

756
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:59,584
- It really helps you keep in better shape.
- I can see that's important to you.

757
00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:03,838
How's your practice?

758
00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:06,424
That's funny. White trash?

759
00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:11,137
- What are you?
- I'm a cereal killer, obviously.

760
00:48:12,682 --> 00:48:14,266
Hey, you were right.

761
00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:17,102
- What do you mean?
- You were right about me.

762
00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:20,313
The car, the phone...

763
00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:21,523
...the yoga.

764
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:24,693
Except I went to an lvy League school.
I went to Cornell.

765
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:27,279
- Congratulations.
- Thanks, man.

766
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,072
- That's barely an lvy.
- I know.

767
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,199
Barely.

768
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,994
- Do you smoke?
- At parties.

769
00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:35,370
Let's go. Me too.

770
00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:42,961
I'm sorry for that day at the studio.
I just feel really open after yoga.

771
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:46,089
Don't say "open." No.

772
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:48,717
Your costume is so great.
You're gonna ruin it.

773
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:51,511
I'm kidding.
You know why I go to yoga?

774
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:54,431
I go to yoga to meet girls.

775
00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:56,266
- I believe that.
- You do?

776
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:57,809
Yeah.

777
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:03,857
Speaking of, what's the deal
with you and me? I mean, are we...?

778
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:08,737
Is it happening or what?

779
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,655
Well, the deal with you and me...

780
00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:13,825
...is that my husband of six years
wants a divorce...

781
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:18,580
...because he wants to marry the woman
who's carrying his child.

782
00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:21,416
That's the deal with you and me.

783
00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:23,418
Sounds tough.

784
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:25,754
He barely knows her.

785
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,798
He's just lost...

786
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:34,721
...and he's just going about everything
so wrong.

787
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,349
And you're right.

788
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:39,934
Now what?

789
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,855
What does that mean?

790
00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:46,941
I mean, do you wanna be right,
or do you wanna be happy?

791
00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:51,279
Okay, listen, Yoga, I don't wanna be right.
I know I'm right, okay?

792
00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:55,617
People will let you down.
I have accepted that fact.

793
00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:58,244
But knowing that...

794
00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:02,123
...makes it impossible to be happy.

795
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:03,958
But at least it's fucking real.

796
00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:08,630
No one has ever given
a more self-righteous monologue...

797
00:50:08,798 --> 00:50:11,341
- ...wearing a trash bag.
- Shut up.

798
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:14,219
Okay, drunkie, let's go home.

799
00:50:14,387 --> 00:50:15,720
- Paul.
- Justin Bieber.

800
00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:17,138
Justin Bieber. Hi.

801
00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:18,431
- Justin Bieber too.
- Hi.

802
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:19,683
Just kidding. Beth.

803
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,351
- You want another drink?
- Two.

804
00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:23,269
- One drink.
- One drink.

805
00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:05,103
Hey, you've reached Jesse.
Leave me a message.

806
00:51:05,271 --> 00:51:10,316
Hey, I still have a bunch of your shit.
I'm just gonna drop it off. Okay.

807
00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:42,056
You're gonna be a really good dad.

808
00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:44,476
What made you say that?

809
00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:49,063
I don't know. I just know it.

810
00:51:56,655 --> 00:52:02,160
Well, that's an extravagant purchase for
a freelance artist and his Belgian bride.

811
00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:11,753
Shit.

812
00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:14,005
Shit, shit, shit.

813
00:52:17,218 --> 00:52:20,470
I just realized
I don't know your middle name.

814
00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:25,391
- It's Godelieve.
- Goldleaf?

815
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:29,938
No, Godelieve.
lt means "loved by the gods."

816
00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:31,898
It's Dutch.

817
00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,985
- Pretty.
- Thanks.

818
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:39,239
- What's yours?
- Mordechai.

819
00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:42,408
Okay. What does it mean?

820
00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:46,162
It means I'm very, very Jewish.

821
00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:48,289
Right.

822
00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:01,219
Celeste?

823
00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:05,181
Hey.

824
00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:07,851
Hey. What are you doing here?

825
00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:12,063
I just was dropping off
some of your stuff.

826
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:14,440
Why were you in the trash can?

827
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:15,817
I lost something.

828
00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:17,110
- In the trash?
- Yeah.

829
00:53:17,278 --> 00:53:20,488
It was my bracelet, but I got it back.
So it's... I'm fine.

830
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,616
Oh, you remember Veronica.

831
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:27,120
Yes. Hi. Wow, you're so pregnant.
Oh, my God.

832
00:53:27,288 --> 00:53:29,414
- Yeah.
- I love your sweater.

833
00:53:29,582 --> 00:53:31,374
- Oh, thank you.
- Good compliment.

834
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:34,210
I'm gonna go,
because I'm late for something, so...

835
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:36,462
Sure you don't wanna come in for tea?

836
00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:40,300
No, no, you guys have a good afternight.
I'm gonna...

837
00:53:40,467 --> 00:53:41,593
ls that mine?

838
00:53:42,803 --> 00:53:45,388
What? Yeah, I don't know how I got...

839
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:48,892
- I'm so glad we did this. Bye, you guys.
- Okay.

840
00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:55,481
Step out of the shadows, girl,
and into the light.

841
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:59,152
Chips are gonna fall, you know?
No need to trip.

842
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,238
- What are they like together?
- Who?

843
00:54:03,449 --> 00:54:05,450
- Oh, Jesse and Veronica?
- Yeah.

844
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,328
They're okay, you know?

845
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:12,832
He's trying, but it's not all rainbows
and unicorns over there, you know?

846
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,376
- So they're not happy?
- No, I didn't say that.

847
00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:17,795
Listen, he's my friend, you know...

848
00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:21,507
...and I love him,
but you're my friend too, you know?

849
00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:25,887
And if you ever need, like,
any kind of special friendship...

850
00:54:26,055 --> 00:54:29,349
...you know, like, just someone
to be with you and hold you...

851
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:34,062
...and caress you and be good to you
in ways that maybe guys aren't...

852
00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:36,648
...l think I could be that guy.

853
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:39,525
- No.
- Good. Good, good.

854
00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:42,862
So where do you live?

855
00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,239
I'm in Westwood, in a condo.

856
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,825
- Cool.
- You're gonna love this place.

857
00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:50,453
Never been so relaxed in your life.

858
00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:52,330
There you go.

859
00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:54,999
This is a very unique place
to take a date.

860
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:56,876
Yeah, I take all my dates here.

861
00:54:57,044 --> 00:54:59,462
- Oh, I feel so special.
- You are.

862
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:00,672
Right, Nana?

863
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:02,840
They all are.

864
00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:05,009
How's being right going for you?

865
00:55:05,177 --> 00:55:09,430
Oh, you know, not that well, really.

866
00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:12,767
I was on a real winning streak.
That's why I called you.

867
00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:15,061
You know what? I'm happy you did.

868
00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:18,982
Why would you take me to a place
where Asian people beat you up?

869
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:23,444
- But how do you feel?
- I feel... l feel really good, actually.

870
00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:25,780
So shut up, then.

871
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:28,950
- What are we doing now?
- Don't try to control everything.

872
00:55:29,118 --> 00:55:32,453
You need to let go.
ln yoga, we call it vairagya.

873
00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:34,914
Don't with the yoga.

874
00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:36,124
- Yo.
- What's up.

875
00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:37,959
- What's going on?
- How you doing?

876
00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:41,337
- Hey, this is Celeste.
- Celeste, what's up? Matt.

877
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:45,466
Is Louis here? Yeah? Good crowd?

878
00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:49,429
Good crowd? Like your grandma?
Where are we?

879
00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:51,264
What is this?

880
00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:53,808
This is her first time here.

881
00:55:53,976 --> 00:55:55,601
Check it out.

882
00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:02,275
Oh, my God.

883
00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:09,365
- This place is really cool.
- You sound surprised.

884
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:12,326
I am surprised. You live in Westwood.

885
00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:18,374
- What do you want to drink?
- Beer?

886
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:19,876
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

887
00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:23,546
How you doing, man?

888
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,674
Hi, sweetheart. Can I get two beers?

889
00:56:28,427 --> 00:56:31,012
Don't burn yourself. Jesus.

890
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,806
- Thank you.
- Thanks.

891
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:36,184
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

892
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,272
This is quite a spot.

893
00:56:44,443 --> 00:56:46,611
Oh, no.

894
00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:51,574
- You like to dance?
- Yeah. Guess you do too.

895
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:54,285
- You're good.
- Oh, you're good.

896
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,307
What was that for?

897
00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:20,770
Vairagya, bro.
Don't try to control everything.

898
00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:34,909
- I really like the logo.
- Oh, good. Yeah, I think it's perfect.

899
00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:37,578
Yeah, the Keith Haring influence
is pretty cool.

900
00:57:37,746 --> 00:57:40,081
Yeah, there is a little bit
of that going on.

901
00:57:40,249 --> 00:57:42,542
- Are you mocking me?
- No, I just...

902
00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:45,503
I'm impressed that you know about art.

903
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:48,673
Why? Because I'm a pop star
or because I was homeschooled?

904
00:57:48,841 --> 00:57:51,634
Whatever.
Do you know what your problem is?

905
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:55,805
- Contempt prior to investigation.
- I'm sorry?

906
00:57:55,973 --> 00:58:01,102
You think you're smarter than everybody,
and that is your dark little prison.

907
00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:02,436
Nice shoes.

908
00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:08,317
Dark little prison?

909
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:11,320
You don't know my life.
You don't know me.

910
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:15,616
You know what's a dark little prison
is having to wear midriffs for a living.

911
00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:18,411
That's a dark little prison.
Give me a break.

912
00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:20,538
That's what I'm talking about.

913
00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:24,625
What the fuck?

914
00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:37,305
- I started smoking again.
- Yeah, I can see that.

915
00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:44,812
I don't know what the rules are,
and I'm sure I'm breaking them...

916
00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:48,441
...but I really miss you.

917
00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,740
Do you wanna come in?

918
00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:59,952
Veronica's actually pretty good friends
with the assistant gallerist there...

919
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,371
...and he really liked my stuff, so...

920
00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:06,125
- I don't know, we'll see.
- Jess, that's so great.

921
00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:09,295
- I'm so happy for you.
- Yeah.

922
00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:12,840
Yeah, it's great.

923
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:23,935
- I should probably get home.
- Yeah.

924
00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:27,021
It's really nice to see you.

925
01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:10,022
You should go.

926
01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:18,406
Can't we just lie here a little bit?

927
01:00:42,723 --> 01:00:47,143
Can't believe I'm having a baby
and it's not with you.

928
01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:06,996
Yeah?

929
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:09,915
Hey, we have a massive problem
on our hands.

930
01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:13,461
I don't... I don't see anything.

931
01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:18,883
It's a penis and a butt.

932
01:01:19,593 --> 01:01:22,595
Really? No, I don't... I don't see it.

933
01:01:23,638 --> 01:01:26,724
There's a penis,
and there's the penis going into the butt.

934
01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:32,772
Oh, my God.

935
01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:37,902
Oh, my God, it's a cock...
It's a cock... It's a cock in a butt.

936
01:01:38,070 --> 01:01:40,112
Oh, my Go...

937
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,449
Oh, my God. That's really bad.

938
01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,159
This isn't a joke, Celeste.

939
01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:48,371
There's homosexual butt sex
in the logo.

940
01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:52,875
Does Riley think we're stupid?
I mean, who are these sick people?

941
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,920
Neither Riley nor a representative
from Pop Form...

942
01:01:56,088 --> 01:01:59,131
...the marketing company responsible,
could be reached...

943
01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:30,287
There you go.

944
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,957
- Let me know if you need anything else.
- Thanks.

945
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:40,798
- Hey.
- Hey.

946
01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:44,218
Thanks for meeting me here.

947
01:02:44,386 --> 01:02:46,137
I don't know what I'm wearing.

948
01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:49,557
- You kind of look like a crazy cat lady.
- Yeah.

949
01:02:49,724 --> 01:02:53,686
I just can't buy anything nice,
because they'll just ruin it, you know?

950
01:02:56,606 --> 01:03:00,109
- Look, Celeste...
- No, let me just say something, okay?

951
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:03,362
I don't know what's going on
in your other situation...

952
01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:07,491
...but for the record, I fucked up.

953
01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:12,288
I was cavalier with you,
and I took us for granted.

954
01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:17,084
And I know this sounds crazy,
but I would be remiss if I didn't just...

955
01:03:17,252 --> 01:03:22,006
lf you were open to it,
I feel like I could do better...

956
01:03:22,174 --> 01:03:25,217
...with you, with us.

957
01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:29,472
And if there is still a chance,
I'd love to know.

958
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,939
Jesse.

959
01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:41,275
I'm sorry.

960
01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:43,986
I can't.

961
01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:54,538
Hey.

962
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:58,959
Hey. Why'd you come over last night?

963
01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:02,254
- I don't know.
- No, I think you do know.

964
01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:06,300
- It was a mistake. I shouldn't have come.
- You fucking coward.

965
01:04:06,468 --> 01:04:08,177
I'm having a baby.

966
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:11,347
I need to figure out a way
to make it work with Veronica.

967
01:04:11,515 --> 01:04:14,642
- I'm trying to change.
- Why didn't you change for me?

968
01:04:14,809 --> 01:04:17,353
I don't think you really wanted me to.

969
01:04:19,397 --> 01:04:21,774
All I did was wait for you to grow up.

970
01:04:21,942 --> 01:04:24,610
I rooted for you.
I fucking paid for everything.

971
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:27,947
- I did everything for you.
- Yeah, and I was never your equal.

972
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,907
I think you preferred it that way.

973
01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:33,786
Wait. Wait. I know that my success
was never okay for you.

974
01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:38,415
- What do you want?
- I want you to admit that you're wrong.

975
01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:39,917
Wrong about what?

976
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:43,462
What did you expect me to do,
wait for you to meet someone first?

977
01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:45,589
Is that how you saw it happening?

978
01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:48,759
Look, I didn't expect to meet someone
so fast, but I did.

979
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:52,096
I have a real chance of being happy.
I don't wanna blow that.

980
01:04:52,264 --> 01:04:56,392
Well, you know what, Jesse?
You definitely will blow it.

981
01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:01,855
You know, I feel sorry for you.

982
01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:05,150
You might actually be alone
your whole life.

983
01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:10,030
- Don't ever call me.
- Yeah, don't worry about it.

984
01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:28,507
No, no, no.

985
01:05:28,675 --> 01:05:29,842
No, no.

986
01:05:31,469 --> 01:05:32,970
Okay.

987
01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:37,766
Thank you.

988
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:45,816
- He's so sad.
- Totally.

989
01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:47,860
Wait.

990
01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:52,448
No. He's painting little rabbits.
He's so happy.

991
01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:56,452
He's so sad. I know. I went to art camp.

992
01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:00,456
Oh, word?

993
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:03,000
Fuck.

994
01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:05,085
All right.

995
01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:09,131
If that's how it's going down,
that's how it's going down right now.

996
01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:12,509
Hit it. Go get it.

997
01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:21,644
That's the best thing
that's happened to me in months.

998
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,854
Shit will get better.

999
01:06:24,022 --> 01:06:26,065
Will it? You don't know that.

1000
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:33,238
- I can't believe he did this to me.
- Who? J?

1001
01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:36,700
He didn't do nothing.
You wanted a divorce.

1002
01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:38,869
Yeah, but I didn't want it like this.

1003
01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:42,498
When we're no longer able
to change a situation...

1004
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:45,542
...we're challenged
to change ourselves.

1005
01:06:46,544 --> 01:06:48,420
Viktor Frankl.

1006
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,590
Or Biggie Smalls.
lt might be Biggie Smalls.

1007
01:06:51,758 --> 01:06:54,218
I don't know. I don't remember.

1008
01:06:54,386 --> 01:06:56,887
Fuck, man. I am fucking high.
Are you high?

1009
01:06:57,305 --> 01:07:00,265
I'm so high. All right, I gotta go.

1010
01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:02,142
- Can I come?
- No.

1011
01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:04,561
- Can you get me some Del Taco?
- No.

1012
01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:07,189
Do you think the Obamas
really love each other?

1013
01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,733
Yeah. Yeah, I really do.

1014
01:07:11,236 --> 01:07:12,277
No more questions.

1015
01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:16,615
Take it easy on that shit.
lt is not for kids.

1016
01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,599
Hey.

1017
01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:44,643
- Hi, honey.
- Hi.

1018
01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,521
- You remember Eileen.
- You have more ranch dressing?

1019
01:07:47,689 --> 01:07:49,857
- It's the fucking bomb.
- Did you finish...?

1020
01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:51,942
Beth is getting married.

1021
01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:56,029
I was married once. You remember?
These guys are in for a fucking dogfight.

1022
01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:58,157
- Let's go get you a soda.
- A dogfight.

1023
01:07:58,324 --> 01:07:59,533
You're a dogfight.

1024
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:01,744
I don't wanna be alone forever.

1025
01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:05,080
Oh, honey.
You're not gonna be alone forever.

1026
01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:07,708
You're just in a time-out
till you sober up.

1027
01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:10,753
I'm gonna sit here.
I'm not gonna embarrass you, okay?

1028
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,129
- Okay.
- Okay.

1029
01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:30,147
We should get Nick Nolte
out of here, huh?

1030
01:08:32,275 --> 01:08:35,194
Hey, Riley. I am calling to talk to you...

1031
01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:39,656
...about the error in your logo.

1032
01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:41,658
I'm so, so sorry.

1033
01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:45,996
And I just wanna let you know
that I am on top of it.

1034
01:08:46,164 --> 01:08:48,165
Please call me back. Thank you.

1035
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:52,419
Do you feel like the dress I'm wearing
reads more like eggshell or rose petal?

1036
01:08:52,587 --> 01:08:56,089
Rose petal's okay. Eggshell is too whitish
to do two days in a row.

1037
01:08:56,257 --> 01:08:58,425
- You look great.
- Honey, I need your help.

1038
01:08:58,593 --> 01:09:01,011
I have like an hour, and you owe me...

1039
01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:03,222
...because you humped
my nana yesterday.

1040
01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,182
The fuck does Riley Banks know?

1041
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,060
Nothing. She's a tart.

1042
01:09:08,228 --> 01:09:11,104
Yes, she's a tart.
She's got a cute little hot bod.

1043
01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:14,149
- She's moderately talented.
- Not even.

1044
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:17,444
- Five years and it's a wrap on that face.
- lf. Three, four.

1045
01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:19,947
Why is she telling me anything
about my life?

1046
01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:21,782
She's a stupid litt...

1047
01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:28,580
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- What?

1048
01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:31,416
I never hung up.
I didn't hang up the call.

1049
01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:37,381
Crap.

1050
01:09:42,262 --> 01:09:44,012
You gotta get it.

1051
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:46,557
Hey, Riley, what's up?

1052
01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:51,270
Hi.

1053
01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:54,523
Listen, I... This is a really nice place.

1054
01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:57,943
The thing is, I've been having a hard time
in my own life.

1055
01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:01,488
So when you said that thing
about contempt and investigation...

1056
01:10:01,656 --> 01:10:04,700
Can you just shut up for a minute?

1057
01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:10,581
I just found out
that my boyfriend cheated on me.

1058
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:17,713
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
I didn't even know you had a boyfriend.

1059
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:20,090
Yeah, exactly. Nobody knew.

1060
01:10:20,258 --> 01:10:24,344
He didn't want anyone to know, because
it would be bad for his image and...

1061
01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:26,305
He's just such a fucking asshole.

1062
01:10:26,472 --> 01:10:30,726
Now my career might be over because
you decided to put a penis in my logo.

1063
01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:36,523
- Thank you for that.
- I know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

1064
01:10:39,652 --> 01:10:40,694
Come here.

1065
01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:44,156
- Why?
- Come here. Just come here. It's okay.

1066
01:10:44,324 --> 01:10:45,991
It's okay. It's okay.

1067
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:51,204
I'm just so sad. And tired.

1068
01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:53,790
And now I'm gonna be alone like you.

1069
01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:57,669
Okay, you don't know
what you're saying right now. It's okay.

1070
01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:19,024
Are you crying about sports?

1071
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:23,320
Just reminds me of someone.

1072
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:25,322
Is this about a girl?

1073
01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:30,744
- I'm not gay.
- No, I know. I meant a boy.

1074
01:11:32,664 --> 01:11:33,705
Yeah.

1075
01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:36,792
Do you miss him?

1076
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:39,461
Yeah, I do.

1077
01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:42,255
They all fucking suck.

1078
01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:45,133
Kind of.

1079
01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:50,222
It really never gets better?
Like, not even when you're old?

1080
01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:54,393
No.

1081
01:11:57,230 --> 01:11:59,106
But you do.

1082
01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:05,237
- Can we hug again?
- Yeah.

1083
01:12:08,533 --> 01:12:11,827
I won't, no. Crap.

1084
01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:14,871
No, no, no. I'm at the airport.

1085
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:16,957
Beth, I'm sitting at the gate.

1086
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:18,834
Of course I have my dress.

1087
01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:25,173
Hi, sir. I'm so sorry to bother you,
but is there any way I could cut in line?

1088
01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:28,885
I'm the maid of honor at this wedding.
Hi. I'm sorry to bother you.

1089
01:12:29,053 --> 01:12:33,223
Maybe you heard me talking to the last
gentleman, but I need to get my dress.

1090
01:13:51,052 --> 01:13:54,304
She pursued her love
Of Spanish men

1091
01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:57,808
But missed her Tucker
More than just a friend

1092
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:02,854
Our princess returned home
To her loving prince

1093
01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:06,191
And they've been together
Ever since

1094
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:08,610
We love you, Bethy.

1095
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:14,658
Now we're gonna turn it over
to Celeste...

1096
01:14:14,826 --> 01:14:18,120
...Beth's best friend in the world.

1097
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,799
That... Thanks, girls.

1098
01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:35,345
That was...
There are no words for what that was.

1099
01:14:37,849 --> 01:14:40,517
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You fuck her.

1100
01:14:43,354 --> 01:14:46,022
Thank you, Reverend.
Appreciate it a lot.

1101
01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:50,902
It is not easy to get to Rhode lsland
from Los Angeles.

1102
01:14:51,070 --> 01:14:57,534
There was a cab to a plane
to a cab to a train to a rental car.

1103
01:14:57,702 --> 01:15:01,163
There was maybe a rickshaw
in there somewhere.

1104
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:02,831
Maybe a donkey.

1105
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:05,750
But the truth is...

1106
01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:10,297
...l would go anywhere for Beth...

1107
01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:14,176
...because she's my best friend
and I love her so much...

1108
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:16,511
...and I'm so happy for her.

1109
01:15:16,679 --> 01:15:20,682
When we were in college,
senior year we had this tradition.

1110
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:24,519
Beth and Tucker
and me and Jesse would meet...

1111
01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:28,190
...come rain or shine,
every Sunday at the Bishop.

1112
01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:31,693
And there was always something there
with these two...

1113
01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:33,987
...even though they were just friends.

1114
01:15:34,155 --> 01:15:39,201
Just, like, an ease that they had
with each other.

1115
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:42,329
They are perfect.

1116
01:15:43,247 --> 01:15:46,750
At last, love wins.

1117
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:56,718
Beth and Tucker...

1118
01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:01,223
...you guys are lucky,
so lucky to be best friends.

1119
01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:04,226
Work hard at that.

1120
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:07,187
And respect that.

1121
01:16:11,108 --> 01:16:13,026
Be patient.

1122
01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:16,321
And...

1123
01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:19,950
...you don't always have to be right.

1124
01:16:22,536 --> 01:16:24,579
Even if you are...

1125
01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:27,749
...doesn't fucking matter anyway.

1126
01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:32,671
Fight for it every day.

1127
01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:36,424
I wish I had.

1128
01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:39,010
Cheers.

1129
01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:11,418
This might not be the best time
to talk about it...

1130
01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:15,714
...but at some point we're gonna
have to address Tucker's dance moves.

1131
01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:25,765
He's so special.

1132
01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,644
So your speech was...

1133
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:31,563
...beautiful?

1134
01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:36,776
Thank you.

1135
01:17:37,862 --> 01:17:39,612
I meant it.

1136
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:43,074
I know.

1137
01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:49,247
You know what else is beautiful?

1138
01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:53,460
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.

1139
01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:55,628
- Do we dare?
- We do.

1140
01:17:55,796 --> 01:17:58,214
- Here, in front of everyone?
- Of course.

1141
01:17:58,382 --> 01:18:00,508
- All right, maybe just once.
- Oh, my God.

1142
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:03,261
- Talk to me. Oh, yeah.
- Oh, God.

1143
01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:05,347
Pointy tip, thick stem.

1144
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,515
- You're a bad boy.
- You're a grower.

1145
01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:10,268
You have graduated
and moved on to an adult life.

1146
01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:12,354
- Oh, God. Oh, no.
- Oh, God. Oh, no.

1147
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:15,148
- I'm a baby corn. I'm not a big corn.
- Oh, my God.

1148
01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:17,359
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God.

1149
01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:21,154
Oh, dude, it's so rotten.

1150
01:18:21,322 --> 01:18:22,989
Hey.

1151
01:18:23,157 --> 01:18:25,909
- Hey.
- What are you guys doing?

1152
01:18:26,077 --> 01:18:29,204
- Oh, nothing. Just...
- It's this thing that Jesse and I do.

1153
01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:33,708
We take this thing that resembles,
like, a tiny little penis...

1154
01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:36,127
...and then we, like:

1155
01:18:38,756 --> 01:18:41,674
- I don't really get it.
- It's stupid.

1156
01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:44,427
- It's stupid.
- They're about to serve dinner.

1157
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:45,762
- Okay.
- Wanna sit down?

1158
01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:47,514
Yeah, yeah.

1159
01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:50,225
- See you on the dance floor, Celeste?
- Yeah.

1160
01:18:51,477 --> 01:18:52,519
Do it, do it, do it.

1161
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,482
- I love you, baby.
- I love you, baby.

1162
01:20:22,443 --> 01:20:24,986
It sounds like the most
embarrassing speech ever.

1163
01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:27,155
How are you gonna
show your face again?

1164
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:31,451
Yeah, well, weirdly, I'm happy that I did it.
I feel better somehow.

1165
01:20:31,619 --> 01:20:33,369
This song is my bitch! Yeah!

1166
01:20:36,207 --> 01:20:40,376
- The gays really know how to party, huh?
- What do you mean?

1167
01:20:40,544 --> 01:20:42,086
This is a gay club.

1168
01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:45,131
It's opening night.
lt doesn't know what it is yet.

1169
01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:49,385
- Riley, the club is called Swallow.
- I totally dated that guy.

1170
01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:56,935
Excuse me. Could you tell your friend
Riley that we worship her?

1171
01:20:57,102 --> 01:20:58,311
She's so pretty.

1172
01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:00,813
Sure. I'll tell her
when she's done dancing.

1173
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:06,861
- You are aware that the logo is a...?
- A dick in a butt? Yeah.

1174
01:21:07,613 --> 01:21:12,951
All of our friends are, like, rocking it.
It's kind of become like gay lzod.

1175
01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:15,578
It's amazing.

1176
01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:23,336
- Yo.
- The tweens don't want her anymore...

1177
01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:25,088
...Scott, but the gays do.

1178
01:21:25,256 --> 01:21:28,633
You're gay. Start thinking gay.
Ten percent of Americans are gay.

1179
01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:30,593
Gay lzod. It's great.

1180
01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:33,846
She could be Lady Gaga
by this time next year. Huge market.

1181
01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:37,559
You might have turned
the cock in the butt around.

1182
01:21:37,726 --> 01:21:39,602
Cock in the butt is gonna be huge.

1183
01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:43,648
Hi.

1184
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:48,194
Thirty-eight points for me,
plus 50 points for using all my tiles.

1185
01:21:48,362 --> 01:21:50,863
- Wait, wait, wait. "Zooecia"?
- Yeah.

1186
01:21:51,031 --> 01:21:53,866
No, that's not a word.
That's my hoochie cousin's name.

1187
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:06,045
So I was at this club the other night,
and there was a tranny dressed like me.

1188
01:22:06,213 --> 01:22:08,172
- Oh, my God, that's so sweet.
- I know.

1189
01:22:08,340 --> 01:22:10,800
- That's a huge compliment.
- He was so hot too.

1190
01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:13,428
- I mean, it was still me.
- That is so sweet.

1191
01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:15,597
- Celeste.
- Rupert.

1192
01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:17,348
You never called me back.

1193
01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:20,476
You know, I think I lost my...

1194
01:22:20,644 --> 01:22:25,106
- Do you know Riley? This is Rupert.
- Hi. I'm actually a big fan.

1195
01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:26,316
Likewise.

1196
01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:29,193
Get in there. Get in there.

1197
01:22:35,326 --> 01:22:37,076
Very gentle.

1198
01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:41,789
Help me out here.

1199
01:23:08,359 --> 01:23:09,859
All right, both of us.

1200
01:23:10,653 --> 01:23:12,028
I can't do it.

1201
01:23:12,905 --> 01:23:14,697
This. I'm sorry.

1202
01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:21,663
What do you mean?
Are you serious? Why?

1203
01:23:21,830 --> 01:23:23,414
I...

1204
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:27,168
I think I need to be alone.

1205
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:31,089
- I'm getting a divorce.
- I know you're getting divorced.

1206
01:23:31,256 --> 01:23:35,551
I know,
but I think I have to do that alone.

1207
01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:38,888
Yeah.

1208
01:23:39,932 --> 01:23:42,141
I respect that.

1209
01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:45,311
You're not ready till you're ready.
Don't force it.

1210
01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:48,523
That's some yoga shit.

1211
01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:52,318
But I like you.

1212
01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:58,491
So when you're ready,
if you're ready, you call me.

1213
01:23:58,659 --> 01:23:59,701
Okay?

1214
01:24:07,793 --> 01:24:10,628
And sign here and here.

1215
01:24:12,005 --> 01:24:13,715
There? Yeah.

1216
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:16,676
And initial here, sign here.

1217
01:24:18,429 --> 01:24:19,554
And...

1218
01:24:21,181 --> 01:24:24,809
- Here, sign, and here.
- I like that tie.

1219
01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:27,729
Oh, thanks.

1220
01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:31,816
Is it made out of organic mung beans?

1221
01:24:33,610 --> 01:24:37,238
No, actually,
I found it digging through your trash.

1222
01:24:50,294 --> 01:24:53,337
Well, we're divorced.

1223
01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:55,256
Yep.

1224
01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,133
We did it.

1225
01:24:58,719 --> 01:25:00,928
We nailed that divorce.

1226
01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:05,266
What are you doing right now?

1227
01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:16,903
Cantonese voices. No respect
for when their mouths are actually open.

1228
01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:19,447
Oh, my God.
I don't think I could focus on it.

1229
01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:23,367
You couldn't.
It's not sexy, but it's damn funny.

1230
01:25:25,788 --> 01:25:27,747
It's beautiful.

1231
01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:31,250
I thought you hated it.

1232
01:25:31,418 --> 01:25:33,628
Never seen it at night.

1233
01:25:43,263 --> 01:25:44,847
Hey.

1234
01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:50,144
I know we just got divorced,
but nobody died, right?

1235
01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:54,023
I don't know. It's just...

1236
01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:58,027
I was just thinking about how...

1237
01:25:59,530 --> 01:26:01,280
...you were right.

1238
01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:05,910
I don't know what I'm doing.

1239
01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:21,592
Do you love her?

1240
01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:32,603
Then it's worth fighting for.

1241
01:26:39,361 --> 01:26:41,028
Okay.

1242
01:26:42,281 --> 01:26:44,574
Now I know why you fucking cry
all the time.

1243
01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:47,910
- This shit's emotional.
- I've been trying to tell you.

1244
01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:56,127
You deserve to be happy.

1245
01:26:57,296 --> 01:27:01,215
And I want that for you. Always.

1246
01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:04,343
Me too.

1247
01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:10,641
I love you.

1248
01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:26,657
I love you too.

1249
01:27:32,539 --> 01:27:35,917
- It's late. I'm gonna walk you to your car.
- You probably should.

1250
01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:39,962
I should. I don't want you to get mugged
by someone from the philharmonic.

1251
01:27:40,130 --> 01:27:41,589
Good idea.

1252
01:27:44,426 --> 01:27:47,219
Hey, you've reached Paul.
Leave a message.

1253
01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:48,804
Hey.

1254
01:27:48,972 --> 01:27:53,184
You're probably giving your card
to some girl in yoga right now...

1255
01:27:53,352 --> 01:27:55,895
...but if that doesn't work out for you...

1256
01:27:56,063 --> 01:27:59,148
...l think I'm ready...

1257
01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:01,984
...to beat you in Scrabble.

1258
01:28:02,653 --> 01:28:04,195
Okay.

1259
01:28:13,038 --> 01:28:14,288
Hi.

1260
01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:19,669
- Excuse me, sir?
- Yeah?

1261
01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:23,381
Never mind.

1262
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:27,635
I'm so sorry for cutting.

1263
01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:31,180
My dog's in the car and he's really thirsty,
so thanks.

1264
01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:32,974
No problem.

1265
01:28:33,725 --> 01:28:34,767
Hi.

