﻿1
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<i>Not sleeping well?</i>

2
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No.

3
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<i>Hard time dealing with reality?</i>

4
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Always.

5
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<i>Feel the world is against you?
That nobody understands you?</i>

6
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Uh-huh.

7
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<i>Spending</i> a <i>good part
of your time daydreaming?</i>

8
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<i>Rescue fantasies and the like?</i>

9
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Hmm?

10
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<i>Like you save the day or
save a girl from some threat or villain...</i>

11
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<i>which you can easily overcome.</i>

12
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Frequently.

13
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<i>Say,</i> a <i>few times</i> a <i>day?</i>

14
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That's about right, doc.

15
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<i>Very good. Let's take</i> a <i>look inside.</i>

16
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<i>Can you take your hat off, please,
and turn sideways?</i>

17
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<i>Okay, it looks like about 70 percent
of your brain, this whole region here...</i>

18
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is <i>concerned
pretty much exclusively with sex.</i>

19
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You're using about 20 percent
of what remains...

20
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on your desire for power and money.

21
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This small section here
is used to deal with bodily functions...

22
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and also manage your affairs.

23
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Affairs?

24
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Like balancing your checkbook,
mortgage, et cetera.

25
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Right, right. I get it.

26
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Wait. I'm looking closer.
I'm seeing an additional area.

27
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An active one, and this is usually
the area devoted to close relationships.

28
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I'm noticing an older woman. Very old.

29
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My grandma.

30
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Right. And a young man.

31
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That's Kirby, my best pal.

32
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Hey, batter, batter, batter.

33
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And a young woman?

34
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Charles.

35
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- My sister.
- I see.

36
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And what is all this?
What are all these shoes?

37
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I was trying to block that out.

38
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Well, who do they belong to?

39
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Ivana.

40
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Why are the shoes all over the floor?

41
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She threw them there.

42
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Well, I understand, but why?

43
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Because, uh...

44
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she was leaving me.

45
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<i>I'm still in love with her.</i>

46
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I can't do this anymore!
I can't believe this is how you treat me!

47
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You know that's the drawer
where I keep all my pictures.

48
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That's the drawer
where we keep pictures of us.

49
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I don't want to be in the same
fucking drawer as them.

50
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I'm sorry, Ivana.
Can you just believe that I love...?

51
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Oh, fuck. Typical shit.

52
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Fuck.

53
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Mother of Christ.

54
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Fuck.

55
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Come on.

56
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Fuck.

57
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I can not love as I have
loved and yet I know not why.

58
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Is the one great woe of life
to feel all feeling die?

59
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He would have loved this.

60
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Charlie?

61
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You were great, Penny.
Smart with a cute accent.

62
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You're all pants and no trousers.

63
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I loved it when you said that.

64
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- And me?
- You were a pain in the ass.

65
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But it was worth it.

66
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Magnificent.
- Naughty boy.

67
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You deserve
to have your heart broken by her.

68
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,061
Is that so?

69
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How did it look?

70
00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:57,173
Great man, just great.
I didn't know you could dance like that.

71
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- Was Ivana here? Did she see?
- She's here. She was very impressed.

72
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:04,263
Was she sad?

73
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,892
- Devastated. Definitely.
- Good.

74
00:11:08,059 --> 00:11:10,770
- He's just trying to get my attention.
- Ignore him.

75
00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:14,774
He's a total asshole. This whole dying
fantasy thing is ridiculous.

76
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He used to be so sweet. And charming.

77
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Go ahead and unplug it.
I don't want to live.

78
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I don't think I have the ability
to fall in love again.

79
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To tell all my old stories.
And spend the time caring.

80
00:12:07,785 --> 00:12:09,912
I guess I'm just gonna end up alone.

81
00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:11,789
You gotta let your uncle rest, honey.

82
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What did the doctor say
about my experience?

83
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,836
He said death fantasies
were pretty normal.

84
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- This was not a fantasy.
- Take these pills.

85
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It'll bring your blood pressure down.

86
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Ivana didn't call, did she? Forget it.
I keep going over it and over it.

87
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- My brain is so tired.
- Look. This came from work.

88
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- Maybe that will get you out of your funk.
- I can't deal with this right now.

89
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I do hope you're gonna do the cover
to my novel when you're feeling better.

90
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- Of course I will.
- But I don't want any bosomed women.

91
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No? Why not? What's it about?

92
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- It's about my life, you idiot.
- Am I in it?

93
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Maybe.

94
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Tell me. Be honest.
You didn't like her, did you?

95
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There are many things I liked about her.
She had a big personality, a charisma.

96
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- She was a bitch.
- She was not good for you.

97
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- But it was worth it.
- Really?

98
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,721
You don't think so? Yeah, you're right.
But how could I resist her?

99
00:13:09,013 --> 00:13:11,557
Why? Because she was young
and she had perfect tits?

100
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That is a sign of health. it has been
scientifically proven that...

101
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- You're working yourself up.
- I didn't make this stuff up.

102
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- Maybe you want what you can't have.
- And you want what you have?

103
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I don't have to be here.
I have crud I'm trying to deal with.

104
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You're right, you're right.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

105
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The doctor said you need to relax.

106
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Until we get these tests we don't really
know what we're dealing with.

107
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My chest hurts, it's hard to breathe,
my left arm tingles.

108
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Isn't that all a bad sign?

109
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You're fine. They're gonna patch you up.
You could take a break. Go to Mexico.

110
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Oh, fuck Mexico. The beds are hard. The
toilet paper's hard. It's such a hassle.

111
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Guess what. My dentist tells me
I'm getting a periodontal...

112
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- This is a classic mid-life crisis.
- Oh, come on, not from you.

113
00:13:54,808 --> 00:13:56,936
I'm gonna give you
the number of my therapist.

114
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Hey, I don't need some guy in wingtips
to tell me that I'm suffering.

115
00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:03,025
Ah, she hates me.

116
00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:07,279
She doesn't hate you. She probably
just doesn't have time for your bullshit.

117
00:14:07,988 --> 00:14:10,616
And what is the matter
with my bullshit?

118
00:14:10,991 --> 00:14:13,077
And the winner is...

119
00:14:13,994 --> 00:14:15,704
Charles Swan lll.

120
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<i>Mr. Swan won this evening
in the category of Best Kisser.</i>

121
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,836
<i>He was a nominee...</i>

122
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I'd like to thank the Academy of Sexy
Women for honoring me with this award.

123
00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:35,057
I'm deeply moved to be recognized
by this extraordinary group of women.

124
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:39,562
You know, sometimes when I'd be
laying out a line of bullshit...

125
00:14:39,728 --> 00:14:41,981
I didn't think anybody
was paying much attention.

126
00:14:43,357 --> 00:14:45,442
It should've been
the Biggest Asshole award.

127
00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:47,319
You're telling me.

128
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,446
This recognition.
It's personally very gratifying.

129
00:14:50,948 --> 00:14:53,993
I don't know what else to say
except thank you.

130
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,744
Thank you, Charlie!

131
00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:11,844
- Hey. Am I glad to see you.
- Hey, you look great.

132
00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:17,182
I thought you were gonna be pale white
with drool and a paralyzed claw hand.

133
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,351
Talking out of the side of your mouth.

134
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,687
- I didn't think you were gonna make it.
- Oh, thanks.

135
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,814
I'm double-parked
in an ambulance zone.

136
00:15:23,981 --> 00:15:25,316
It shouldn't be a problem.

137
00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:32,448
It is really good to see you.
Thanks for coming by.

138
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,285
- Can I ask you something?
- Of course, man. Anything.

139
00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:37,494
Do I have tits?

140
00:15:37,661 --> 00:15:40,623
Do you have tits? What are you
talking about? Of course not.

141
00:15:40,789 --> 00:15:43,167
She said I was getting tits.
Are you being honest?

142
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:44,710
- Heh.
- I gotta get in shape, man.

143
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,003
I'm so busted up.

144
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,630
Oh, zing.

145
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:51,717
Rewind. Did you guys break up?
What did you do?

146
00:15:52,176 --> 00:15:54,803
She didn't want to be in
the drawer with the other girls.

147
00:15:54,970 --> 00:15:57,473
Well, obviously. I totally agree with that.

148
00:15:58,015 --> 00:16:00,184
I have no idea
what we're talking about.

149
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,895
She found some old stupid snapshots.

150
00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:06,857
Of your ex-girlfriends?
Oh, my God, man, that's beginner stuff.

151
00:16:07,024 --> 00:16:09,777
That's a dumb mistake.
Here's what we tell her. The photos...

152
00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:14,782
She refuses to talk to me.
I'm so mad. I just hate her.

153
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:20,120
And then all of a sudden I'll remember
something that makes me love her again.

154
00:16:20,537 --> 00:16:24,375
You know, an image will flash
into my mind. Like Halloween.

155
00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:26,919
Right.
I remember I was Carmen Miranda

156
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:28,420
She was an Indian.

157
00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:06,417
Tell me everything. Favorite food. Color.
Where you grew up. First car.

158
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:10,754
Pizza. Um, blue. Kansas City.

159
00:17:11,922 --> 00:17:13,882
- More.
- More?

160
00:17:14,049 --> 00:17:16,760
In high school
I went to the state finals.

161
00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:20,597
The only I was good at was running
and then I started smoking pot.

162
00:17:20,764 --> 00:17:23,058
- Heh, that's great. That's perfect.
- Ha, ha.

163
00:17:23,225 --> 00:17:24,727
Come on. Dig deeper. More.

164
00:17:24,893 --> 00:17:30,399
When I was 7 and my toothbrush
would get old and worn out...

165
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:35,863
I would make a little hole in the ground
and I would bury it behind my house.

166
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,283
I've been dreaming about you
my whole life.

167
00:17:39,783 --> 00:17:45,748
Heh, I'm just a small town girl.
But you, you're the intriguing one.

168
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:50,043
- Did you always do art as a kid?
- Well, I always liked to draw.

169
00:17:50,419 --> 00:17:51,670
My mom encouraged me.

170
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:56,925
And then I started taking pictures.
I did an album cover for Kirby.

171
00:17:57,426 --> 00:18:01,263
And before I knew it, the thing just
took off, turned into a whole business.

172
00:18:02,431 --> 00:18:07,478
I thought I was going to do my paintings,
but I did advertising instead.

173
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,271
Welcome to Swan Design.

174
00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:11,356
- Heh.
- This is where it all happens.

175
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,983
That's Lance, this is Hicks.

176
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,737
Come back here.
I want to show you where I work.

177
00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:22,910
Right this way.

178
00:18:27,164 --> 00:18:28,207
Wow!

179
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,375
You're lucky.

180
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,629
I'm still trying to figure out
what I want to do.

181
00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:36,673
- Is acting stupid?
- No, you should give it a shot.

182
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,512
So did you always
know what you wanted to do?

183
00:18:41,678 --> 00:18:44,681
I've always been a daydreamer.
I know that much.

184
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:48,227
Like when I was young,
say, on the bus...

185
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,814
I'd talk to myself in my head
and imagine all sorts of scenarios.

186
00:18:52,314 --> 00:18:55,400
Either with the girls in school
or whoever.

187
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,529
So, what would you do?

188
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,325
It would go something like this:

189
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:07,412
You'd be there, and a bad guy would
burst in and try to take you away.

190
00:19:08,288 --> 00:19:10,749
Aah! Charlie!

191
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:12,668
I would reach into my shoe...

192
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:15,921
and pull out a poison dart.

193
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,728
Charlie, you in there?

194
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:19,716
Yeah, what do you want?

195
00:19:19,883 --> 00:19:22,427
<i>Marnie had a meeting set
with you 10 minutes ago.</i>

196
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:25,264
- Not now. I'm busy.
- Sorry.

197
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:29,935
Charlie! Oh, my God. Charlie!
Charlie!

198
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,436
And then one hit.

199
00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:33,856
Barn. And then I save you.

200
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,080
Stay the fuck out.

201
00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:53,208
Heh, oh, my God.

202
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:56,211
And that's
how the rescue fantasy goes.

203
00:19:57,921 --> 00:20:02,676
- Charlie. You're nuts.
- I know I am.

204
00:20:04,011 --> 00:20:05,137
You're nuts.

205
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,267
We've passed the deadline
for the pizza redo...

206
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:12,853
and they're still not happy
with the cheese pool.

207
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,521
Fuck them.

208
00:20:15,063 --> 00:20:17,691
Also we need to get started
on Kirby's cover soon.

209
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,652
We really need an idea from you.

210
00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:26,325
Ugh, I'm sorry I just don't...
I don't have any ideas just yet.

211
00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:31,622
Well, what can I do to help?
Get a researcher? Dig up some scrap?

212
00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:34,166
Get one of the younger guys
to sketch something?

213
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:38,003
No, no, no. Just give me some time.
I'll come up with something.

214
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,968
I know you think
the new receptionist is foxy...

215
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:48,972
but Charlie, I have to be honest.
I don't think she's doing a very good job.

216
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:56,021
Well, let's not fire her just yet.
I say we give her a second chance.

217
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,357
I know that you're thinking
something terrible.

218
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:02,486
Just get your overactive imagination
working on Kirby's album cover, okay?

219
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:09,034
<i>Well, I tried rope and twine
A corral of barbed wire</i>

220
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:14,373
<i>But they kept on escapin'
So I built the fence higher</i>

221
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:19,503
<i>Why does love need a prison
To keep an object of desire?</i>

222
00:21:23,173 --> 00:21:24,893
You know, there was also
the mattress thing.

223
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,051
Huh?

224
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,346
She wanted me to get a new mattress
because I'd fucked other girls on it.

225
00:21:29,513 --> 00:21:32,391
You know what? You guys deserve
each other. You're both crazy.

226
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:34,059
That's what I told her.

227
00:21:34,476 --> 00:21:36,812
So how about my album cover?
Any ideas yet?

228
00:21:37,854 --> 00:21:39,564
I thought it was different with her.

229
00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:44,528
I'm sorry, Kirb. I can't concentrate.
I think of her every three or four minutes.

230
00:21:44,695 --> 00:21:48,240
I hear you, man, but after some time
passes you'll start to forget.

231
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,534
I'd kill to have someone
to be in love with.

232
00:21:50,701 --> 00:21:51,910
No, you don't.

233
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:55,372
She was over it, but I wasn't.

234
00:21:55,539 --> 00:21:58,375
- I'm suffering, man.
- Sorry, brother.

235
00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:01,712
Then I started to get intuitions
that she was seeing another guy.

236
00:22:01,878 --> 00:22:04,423
Those are usually right.
You had no hard facts?

237
00:22:04,631 --> 00:22:08,468
There was this one suspicious scene
partner dude from her acting class.

238
00:22:08,635 --> 00:22:10,929
Right. And all that late night
rehearsal bullshit.

239
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,932
You know, there is one way you can
find out, but you can't go back.

240
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,643
- What's that?
- You bug her.

241
00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:18,270
- Huh?
- You plant a bug.

242
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:21,023
What do you mean? Like tap her phone?
I can't do that.

243
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:24,568
Not saying you should. Just saying
there's a guy in my studio, he did.

244
00:22:24,735 --> 00:22:27,529
That's crazy. I could never do that.
That's beyond the pale.

245
00:22:27,696 --> 00:22:28,864
I agree.

246
00:22:29,823 --> 00:22:31,783
- Find anything out?
- He got a divorce.

247
00:22:32,534 --> 00:22:33,618
I'm not surprised.

248
00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:37,122
Let me ask you, Kirb.
Can you love someone...?

249
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,082
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

250
00:22:41,209 --> 00:22:43,295
Sorry. Thought I heard something.
Never mind.

251
00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:44,629
Can you love someone what?

252
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,132
Can you love someone
and hate them too?

253
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,260
You've heard about the battle
of the sexes, man. This is it.

254
00:22:51,386 --> 00:22:53,138
Look at that.

255
00:22:54,222 --> 00:22:56,516
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

256
00:22:58,727 --> 00:23:00,479
- Let's take a closer look.
- Mm-hm.

257
00:23:10,572 --> 00:23:14,326
- Is she looking at me or you?
- Howdy, ladies.

258
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,913
I'd say we could both use a bath.

259
00:23:20,082 --> 00:23:23,293
Isn't that weird to get clean
in such dirty water?

260
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:32,886
Go, go, go!

261
00:23:39,601 --> 00:23:41,103
God damn honey trap.

262
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,105
Sleazy bitches.

263
00:23:44,606 --> 00:23:45,649
Here!

264
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,362
- You hit?
- Unh.

265
00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:52,447
No, but I think I might have pulled
a muscle.

266
00:23:52,614 --> 00:23:54,366
- You got a gun?
- No, I thought you did.

267
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:58,286
Shit. No gun.
Guess we're gonna have to lasso them.

268
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:04,626
Stupid lasso.

269
00:24:04,793 --> 00:24:06,461
Fuck! We're outnumbered.

270
00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:08,588
These women are really on a Warpath.

271
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:19,432
Well, partner, you can dig a hole
and crawl into it...

272
00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:22,561
or you can face them like a man.

273
00:24:23,019 --> 00:24:24,855
Are you a man?

274
00:24:26,273 --> 00:24:27,649
Of course I am.

275
00:24:28,150 --> 00:24:29,818
Show me.

276
00:24:41,288 --> 00:24:44,749
Just aim and squeeze.

277
00:24:46,835 --> 00:24:48,587
Ivana, can't we just talk?

278
00:24:53,550 --> 00:24:54,593
No.

279
00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:01,141
I'm hit.

280
00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:04,394
- Clean through the heart.
- Savages.

281
00:25:04,561 --> 00:25:06,271
You got any whiskey?

282
00:25:11,860 --> 00:25:13,403
Bite down on this.

283
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:17,282
All right, this is gonna hurt. Unh.

284
00:25:19,409 --> 00:25:22,245
Oh, God! Heh.

285
00:25:25,582 --> 00:25:28,043
- It shouldn't hurt that much.
- Well, it does.

286
00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:31,296
You can put your gown back on.
The doctor will bring the results.

287
00:25:37,594 --> 00:25:41,681
I'm sorry to bug you here, but I told
Izabelle that I needed to see you.

288
00:25:41,932 --> 00:25:43,350
Everything okay?

289
00:25:44,351 --> 00:25:45,644
Not really.

290
00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:50,899
All right, first I need to get you
to sign this extension.

291
00:25:54,527 --> 00:25:56,613
Okay, that bought you
a few more weeks.

292
00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:58,156
It's that bad?

293
00:25:58,406 --> 00:25:59,866
Uh, yeah.

294
00:26:02,577 --> 00:26:05,956
All right, now, um.
Basically running on fumes.

295
00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:09,167
Now, you're feeling okay, right?

296
00:26:10,585 --> 00:26:14,673
I think so. They're running tests
on my heart. I got these pains, unh.

297
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:16,466
- Serious?
- Yeah.

298
00:26:16,716 --> 00:26:18,635
All right.
I don't want to bother you now...

299
00:26:18,802 --> 00:26:21,221
but I've got some bills
that I need to review with you.

300
00:26:21,388 --> 00:26:27,811
Okay, there's this one.
Samurai Helmet, 15,000 dollars.

301
00:26:28,144 --> 00:26:31,564
You can't afford that.
I'm gonna return it.

302
00:26:31,773 --> 00:26:34,442
But I have some work coming in.

303
00:26:34,818 --> 00:26:37,988
Maybe coming in.
You just don't have any money.

304
00:26:38,446 --> 00:26:40,198
Can we sell those old coins I bought?

305
00:26:41,574 --> 00:26:43,201
We already did that.

306
00:26:44,452 --> 00:26:47,747
All right, there's another new one
that's, ahem...

307
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:53,545
All right, ahem,
a tow truck company...

308
00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:59,217
had to rent a crane, ahem...

309
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:02,637
to remove a car from
a record producer's swimming pool.

310
00:27:03,179 --> 00:27:04,597
What the fuck is that?

311
00:27:04,764 --> 00:27:07,559
Sorry. Can't we do one of those
insurance things with that?

312
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:13,064
It's just not done, Charlie.
It's just not done.

313
00:27:14,691 --> 00:27:16,318
And after yesterday...

314
00:27:16,484 --> 00:27:20,739
I'm thinking you're incredibly
irresponsible not to have a will.

315
00:27:20,905 --> 00:27:24,617
Hey, hey, it's, heh, not what I need
to hear right now.

316
00:27:26,453 --> 00:27:28,913
You okay? You suddenly
seem a little tense.

317
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,375
No. I'm a mess.

318
00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:35,253
Can we make this about me
for a second?

319
00:27:35,462 --> 00:27:36,588
Well, of course.

320
00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:50,226
I spent the day
looking at shitty apartments.

321
00:27:52,187 --> 00:27:54,272
Things between me and Karen are...

322
00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:58,610
kind of fucked.

323
00:27:59,069 --> 00:28:00,904
Hey, I'm so sorry.

324
00:28:04,407 --> 00:28:10,038
We've been together <i>22</i> years,
man, <i>22</i> years.

325
00:28:15,418 --> 00:28:18,338
I'm sorry to be acting like this.

326
00:28:18,588 --> 00:28:20,632
No, no. Hey, look,
why don't you, uh...?

327
00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:23,343
Why don't you stay at my place
while I'm still here?

328
00:28:23,510 --> 00:28:25,720
Lupe can make you some nice soup,
you can relax.

329
00:28:26,346 --> 00:28:29,265
Thanks, Charlie.
I might just take you up on that.

330
00:28:37,107 --> 00:28:38,358
You've been good to me.

331
00:28:38,608 --> 00:28:40,527
I was gonna say the same thing.

332
00:28:53,706 --> 00:28:58,670
I think I heard
she looks something like this.

333
00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:00,839
No?

334
00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:02,841
Uncle Charlie,
what are you doing, heh?

335
00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:04,527
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.

336
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:07,345
- Are her boobs bigger?
- Please.

337
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:08,555
No way.

338
00:29:08,721 --> 00:29:10,761
I heard from your morn
that when she picks you up...

339
00:29:10,932 --> 00:29:12,851
this is what she sees.

340
00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:14,936
No way.

341
00:29:15,103 --> 00:29:17,188
I'm back.
Music in the hospital is forbidden...

342
00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:20,024
- but I told them you needed it for work.
- Good thinking.

343
00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:21,711
All right, boys, here we go.
Set it up.

344
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,769
Remember, two 500s,
two hundreds, two

345
00:29:23,794 --> 00:29:26,054
fifties, six twenties,
and five of the rest.

346
00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:27,637
- I'm the top hat.
- I'm the dog.

347
00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:28,783
I want the dog.

348
00:29:28,950 --> 00:29:30,535
We don't have time.
Guys, we gotta go.

349
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:33,538
Come on. I'm not going to be
the policeman. Out in the hall.

350
00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:36,040
Hey, listen.
The doctor, who's very handsome...

351
00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:38,710
he's gonna call me as soon as
he gets your results.

352
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:41,045
I'm not worried.
I know you're gonna be fine.

353
00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:45,091
Thank you, Izabelle.

354
00:29:48,178 --> 00:29:51,681
I don't ever get to see you
and the kids as much.

355
00:29:53,808 --> 00:29:57,061
Yeah. Me too.

356
00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:03,234
Hey, hey, listen.
Saturday is Granny's 95th birthday party.

357
00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:05,862
If you die before she does
it will be pathetic.

358
00:30:06,029 --> 00:30:07,739
- Get your shit together.
- Heh.

359
00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:11,951
Hey, Iz. What did Geronimo say
when he jumped out of the airplane?

360
00:30:12,118 --> 00:30:13,703
Me!

361
00:30:41,356 --> 00:30:45,193
<i>Charlie, we are all pulling
for you to recover quickly.</i>

362
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,112
<i>But also we're needed you
and hoping you return soon.</i>

363
00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:51,324
<i>Just a few things.
For the Christmas party...</i>

364
00:30:51,533 --> 00:30:54,744
<i>everyone's into the idea of formal 30's,
so it's going to be black tie.</i>

365
00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:57,914
<i>I'm thinking it's okay to spend
about 10 dollars each...</i>

366
00:30:58,081 --> 00:31:00,917
<i>on gifts for the employee's kids.
Let me know if you disagree.</i>

367
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:07,131
<i>Saul said he already spoke with you,
but that he was serious about the will.</i>

368
00:31:07,882 --> 00:31:12,679
<i>Let me know if you need
any help with that. Best, Marnie.</i>

369
00:31:19,936 --> 00:31:23,731
I, Charles Swan lll, being of somewhat
sound mind and body...

370
00:31:23,898 --> 00:31:26,943
do hereby make
my last will and testament.

371
00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:31,698
Coco, my toucan,
should go to the best possible zoo...

372
00:31:32,031 --> 00:31:35,827
with an appropriate fund to care
for her. She must have the best.

373
00:31:36,536 --> 00:31:39,455
My Paddock 565
can be sold for this purpose.

374
00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:45,336
My personal effects, artwork, clothing,
are to be disbursed...

375
00:31:45,545 --> 00:31:49,215
handled, executed, whatever,
by my sister Izabelle.

376
00:31:51,050 --> 00:31:56,639
I would also like that my sailboat
be repaired and donated...

377
00:31:58,057 --> 00:31:59,225
No.

378
00:32:00,268 --> 00:32:04,689
No, it should be burnt
and sunk in the harbor.

379
00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:14,240
Hold on, heh.

380
00:32:15,950 --> 00:32:18,870
- Come on, sweetie. It's time to go.
- Come on, Charlie.

381
00:32:21,581 --> 00:32:24,584
- Ouch.
- Let's get you home, girlie.

382
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:26,062
You're a big fake liar.
I know that diaphragm wasn't there before.

383
00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:28,439
Well, whose diaphragm was it?

384
00:33:28,856 --> 00:33:32,110
Maybe Mabel's, or it could have
been that French gal from ages ago.

385
00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,362
Shit. I don't know.
It doesn't matter.

386
00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:39,158
It's like she was already over it,
and then just waiting for me to fuck up.

387
00:33:39,367 --> 00:33:42,036
- And then poof.
- It just takes that one little extra push.

388
00:33:42,203 --> 00:33:44,923
- First they spot somebody else.
- Then they wait for you to fuck up.

389
00:33:44,997 --> 00:33:48,042
Then they split. Sharon did the same
goddamned thing to me. Remember?

390
00:33:48,209 --> 00:33:50,461
It's like she was
always trying to bust me.

391
00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:53,089
I've got a whole theory about that.
It's on my record.

392
00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:57,927
One moment I'd do anything to get
her back, and the next I just wanna...

393
00:33:58,094 --> 00:34:01,097
I just wanna kick her.
I know that's not a classy thing to say...

394
00:34:01,264 --> 00:34:03,975
Want to hear my new bit? It's funny.
It talks about all this shit.

395
00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:05,309
Listen.

396
00:34:08,813 --> 00:34:10,523
You got anything for my cover yet?

397
00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:14,152
I got the old noodle working on it.
Play it. It'll help me get some ideas.

398
00:34:15,361 --> 00:34:17,697
Now, we've all heard a lot
about women's intuition.

399
00:34:17,905 --> 00:34:21,701
But what a lot of you don't know is that
there is an organization called the SSBB.

400
00:34:21,868 --> 00:34:23,661
The Secret Society of Ball Busters.

401
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:26,372
Don't fucking laugh, man.

402
00:34:26,581 --> 00:34:31,002
My old lady, who I just broke it off with,
happened to be a charter member.

403
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:34,005
Now, the problem is
they're sharing information.

404
00:34:34,589 --> 00:34:37,633
"Yes. I'd like to
report a man who's cheating on me. Yes.

405
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,595
Curly hair, 5 foot 7.
Yes. He is Jewish.

406
00:34:40,803 --> 00:34:42,180
Oh, my God."

407
00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:43,806
And it's like this.

408
00:34:43,973 --> 00:34:47,018
They have a network of surveillance gear
which they use...

409
00:34:47,185 --> 00:34:49,854
to bust the asses of the guys
that are on their shit list.

410
00:34:52,899 --> 00:34:54,192
What's going on?

411
00:34:55,151 --> 00:34:57,320
We're picking up a pattern
of indiscretions.

412
00:34:57,487 --> 00:34:59,280
Shit. Pull up the report.

413
00:35:01,073 --> 00:35:03,284
Not these two turkeys again.
What'd they do this time?

414
00:35:05,411 --> 00:35:09,624
- What the fuck are those assholes doing?
- I told you. They're dogs.

415
00:35:09,832 --> 00:35:11,417
I need visuals on five!

416
00:35:13,252 --> 00:35:14,962
- Zooming in.
- Tighter.

417
00:35:15,421 --> 00:35:16,964
Engage audio enhancement.

418
00:35:19,133 --> 00:35:21,385
<i>Just pour your phone number
into my coffee.</i>

419
00:35:21,761 --> 00:35:24,472
<i>Look at me. Don't break eye contact.
It's bad luck.</i>

420
00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:28,226
<i>Well, if I can't get your phone number,
then you should take mine.</i>

421
00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:30,478
- Go hot.
- Coordinates three-two-niner.

422
00:35:30,645 --> 00:35:34,273
- Prepare to fire.
- Roger. Standing by.

423
00:35:34,482 --> 00:35:37,068
And, fire.

424
00:35:38,319 --> 00:35:40,079
- What the fuck is this?
- Jesus.

425
00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:42,907
Get in here now! Move your asses!

426
00:35:46,786 --> 00:35:48,079
Fuck!

427
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:53,459
God. What the hell was that?

428
00:35:53,793 --> 00:35:56,504
That was pretty close.

429
00:35:56,671 --> 00:35:58,756
Those harpies can eat you alive.

430
00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:01,092
Who wants popcorn?

431
00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:06,347
They got away.
We have to scramble the chopper.

432
00:36:09,809 --> 00:36:12,854
Doesn't fit. They don't fit.
The bullets are too small.

433
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:14,772
Do you think the guns are too big?

434
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:17,179
Sorry I didn't sit by
and let them eat you for breakfast.

435
00:36:17,233 --> 00:36:18,693
Who are you?

436
00:36:18,901 --> 00:36:20,444
I'm with Counter SSBB.

437
00:36:20,945 --> 00:36:23,573
You two were about to be terminated.

438
00:36:23,739 --> 00:36:25,408
Let's hit it.

439
00:36:28,744 --> 00:36:31,289
You ever notice how it's the dog
that cowers that gets smacked?

440
00:36:31,455 --> 00:36:34,876
The one that growls on its hind legs
can take a leak wherever it wants.

441
00:36:35,501 --> 00:36:37,461
- Right.
- So, what now?

442
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:45,469
The next sound you hear
is gonna be the strafing of the .50 cals.

443
00:36:46,512 --> 00:36:48,139
Because they're coming after us.

444
00:36:48,598 --> 00:36:49,932
With the whirlybirds.

445
00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:56,314
Damn it. They're good.

446
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,317
<i>Stop the vehicle or we will open fire.</i>

447
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:00,985
They're really goddamn good.

448
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:06,365
I'm into it.

449
00:37:06,532 --> 00:37:09,076
- Really? You like it?
- I love it.

450
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:12,413
Sorry to interrupt.
Hey, I'm a big fan by the way, Mr. Star.

451
00:37:12,580 --> 00:37:14,123
- Thanks, doc.
- Got my test results?

452
00:37:14,290 --> 00:37:17,168
- Should I split?
- No. Stay. Please. Great news.

453
00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:21,505
The symptoms you've had can be a sign
of myocardial infarction, a heart attack.

454
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:25,343
However, you'll be happy to hear
that your chest pain's merely pyrosis.

455
00:37:26,093 --> 00:37:28,763
- Heartburn.
- That was not heartburn.

456
00:37:28,930 --> 00:37:32,016
The inflammation of the esophagus
can be very painful.

457
00:37:32,391 --> 00:37:34,352
I'll give you a list of foods
to watch out for.

458
00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:37,647
And I've always found
that this works quite well.

459
00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:42,610
Turns? That's it?

460
00:37:42,985 --> 00:37:44,695
Congratulations, Mr. Swan.

461
00:37:45,446 --> 00:37:48,032
How about my brain.
Did you run any tests on that?

462
00:37:49,492 --> 00:37:51,786
- So I'm okay to go?
- Hundred percent.

463
00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:54,080
Good luck. Keep an eye on the stress.

464
00:37:54,664 --> 00:37:57,500
Hey, by the way,
I really dig that comedy bit.

465
00:37:57,667 --> 00:38:00,294
- Thanks. Do you wanna hear the rest?
- In the car, Kirby.

466
00:38:00,461 --> 00:38:02,380
- Can you drop me home?
- Yeah. Yeah.

467
00:38:28,948 --> 00:38:32,368
Hey. Get some rest. Okay?

468
00:38:32,576 --> 00:38:34,078
Thanks, Kirb.

469
00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,707
What is your problem?

470
00:39:19,957 --> 00:39:25,796
It's easy. You take the pictures
and then you put them in the garbage can.

471
00:39:27,089 --> 00:39:29,341
I put them in the drawer
so you wouldn't see them.

472
00:39:29,550 --> 00:39:30,968
That's just crap from my past.

473
00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:33,387
What the fuck
you going through my stuff for?

474
00:39:33,596 --> 00:39:35,806
I was looking for the picture of us.

475
00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:39,268
Come on. You know that's the drawer
where I keep all my pictures.

476
00:39:39,435 --> 00:39:42,980
I don't wanna be in the same fucking
drawer as them.

477
00:39:45,232 --> 00:39:46,859
I'm sorry, Ivana.

478
00:39:48,194 --> 00:39:49,987
Can you just believe that I love you?

479
00:39:53,949 --> 00:39:56,619
How can I believe anything you say?

480
00:39:57,828 --> 00:40:00,372
What now?
The whole diaphragm thing?

481
00:40:01,165 --> 00:40:04,001
I thought I explained that.
I thought you forgave me.

482
00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:10,758
Tsk, I'm sorry, Ivana.

483
00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:13,177
I really am.

484
00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:50,339
Sweetie?

485
00:40:52,341 --> 00:40:53,384
Hey.

486
00:40:59,348 --> 00:41:00,975
<i>- Hey.
- Hmm.</i>

487
00:41:01,142 --> 00:41:02,309
Jesus.

488
00:41:04,145 --> 00:41:06,480
- Saul?
- You're not in the hospital.

489
00:41:07,064 --> 00:41:09,275
Aw, shit. I forgot.

490
00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:14,155
- I'm sorry. I'll go.
- No, no, no. No. Stay.

491
00:41:14,488 --> 00:41:16,240
Go back to sleep.

492
00:41:18,576 --> 00:41:22,079
I can't sleep. I can't do anything.

493
00:41:23,455 --> 00:41:24,748
- I know.
- Heh.

494
00:41:27,668 --> 00:41:29,128
You Okay?

495
00:41:29,545 --> 00:41:30,713
Uh...

496
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,385
I love my wife.

497
00:41:37,011 --> 00:41:38,470
But she's so heart...

498
00:41:39,388 --> 00:41:42,600
Hard, ahem, to live with.

499
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,770
She wants me out.

500
00:41:47,354 --> 00:41:50,232
She's decided. And that is the deal.

501
00:41:51,483 --> 00:41:55,112
Don't you think deep down
Karen wants it to work?

502
00:41:55,696 --> 00:41:58,490
You guys have been together forever.
And the kids.

503
00:41:58,991 --> 00:42:00,826
She's been unhappy.

504
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:06,624
Kind of like she was just waiting.

505
00:42:07,124 --> 00:42:09,627
You know, waiting for the kids
to get a little older.

506
00:42:10,419 --> 00:42:14,131
Waiting for me to lose...

507
00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:19,970
almost all desire for her, whatsoever.

508
00:42:21,138 --> 00:42:22,848
Did she lose patience with you?

509
00:42:23,015 --> 00:42:25,392
Ivana started losing patience with me,
man.

510
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:29,813
Oh, yeah. Exactly.

511
00:42:32,566 --> 00:42:34,526
That's the beginning of the end.

512
00:42:36,695 --> 00:42:39,156
I've been thinking about the Greek Isles.

513
00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:44,995
There's so many beautiful girls there.

514
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,918
I wanna be free.

515
00:42:54,088 --> 00:42:58,634
To lay whatever girl
who might be interested...

516
00:42:58,801 --> 00:43:02,513
in a old balding business manager.

517
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:05,808
Do you ever stop wanting
the sexy young ones?

518
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,604
<i>Hmm.</i>

519
00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:15,150
Desire is about as close to happiness
as I'm gonna get.

520
00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:05,117
Good Morning, Lupe.

521
00:44:05,284 --> 00:44:06,327
Guten Morgen, Mister Swan.

522
00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:10,148
You look very good, healthy.

523
00:44:10,607 --> 00:44:13,401
Thank you, Lupe.
I feel good.

524
00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:15,820
Today is going to be a great clay.

525
00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,405
A fresh start.

526
00:44:17,614 --> 00:44:19,282
Yes, Mr. Swan.

527
00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:23,469
Hello, my friend.

528
00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:27,598
Come with me
you pretty, pretty thing you.

529
00:44:28,682 --> 00:44:30,059
There you go.

530
00:44:30,976 --> 00:44:32,019
Is my friend still here?

531
00:44:32,394 --> 00:44:33,437
He left early.

532
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,548
Coffee?

533
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:39,719
Is this the cat shit
coffee that I ordered?

534
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:43,682
It's called Kopi Luwak.
It's more like a marsupial.

535
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,892
Hmm, how weird.

536
00:44:48,478 --> 00:44:50,188
Do I have any calls?

537
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:53,024
You know whoos sister called...

538
00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:55,151
Ivana's Sister?
What does she want?

539
00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:57,112
She want to pick up Ivana's stuff.

540
00:44:57,278 --> 00:44:59,447
No, I can't believe it...

541
00:44:59,656 --> 00:45:03,410
She's sending her sister?
Why can't she come...

542
00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:05,537
I'm not going to eat her.
How ridiculous.

543
00:45:05,829 --> 00:45:07,664
You're supposed to not get stressed.

544
00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:11,000
No one else called?

545
00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:13,378
There was another
call, but they hung up.

546
00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:14,838
From who?

547
00:45:14,963 --> 00:45:18,049
I don't know they just hung up.
- A woman?

548
00:45:19,843 --> 00:45:21,386
I don't know,
I couldn't tell you.

549
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,930
Thank you, Lupe.
It's okay.

550
00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,266
You know, I'm going
to forget about girls.

551
00:45:26,433 --> 00:45:28,793
I'm going to take this opportunity
to read great literature,

552
00:45:28,852 --> 00:45:32,313
get in shape again, and ﬂoss.

553
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:35,608
What did you think of her, Lupe?

554
00:45:35,817 --> 00:45:39,821
She was like a child.
She had more growing up to do.

555
00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:45,118
That's why we were good
for each other. I loved her.

556
00:45:46,703 --> 00:45:48,872
I know...

557
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:53,376
She hasn't been eating.
I'm worried about her.

558
00:45:54,101 --> 00:45:55,936
Beautiful bird, why aren't you eating?

559
00:45:58,105 --> 00:46:00,185
Today is going to be a great clay, Lupe.

560
00:46:02,276 --> 00:46:04,796
A great clay.
- Yes, it is, Mr. Swan.

561
00:46:11,118 --> 00:46:13,454
Hi, Stacey. It's Charlie. Charlie Swan.

562
00:46:13,829 --> 00:46:15,205
I heard that you called.

563
00:46:17,916 --> 00:46:20,502
Well, don't you think
she should call for herself?

564
00:46:21,837 --> 00:46:24,506
Right. Uh-huh.

565
00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,550
Well, I disagree with you.

566
00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:29,678
What the fuck, Stacey? This is crazy.

567
00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:32,473
She can't have her sister
do her dirty work for her.

568
00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:37,102
Tell her if she wants her fucking stuff to
get her fat ass over here and come get it.

569
00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:43,692
No. Well, yes, I'm angry.

570
00:46:44,485 --> 00:46:46,320
Only because I still love her.

571
00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:51,283
Well, I can't accept that,
especially coming from you.

572
00:46:53,702 --> 00:46:57,456
You don't know what she put me through.
And I still love her.

573
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:02,336
Look, Stace,
I'm sorry I got upset with you.

574
00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:05,464
You just have to understand
what I'm going through.

575
00:47:11,220 --> 00:47:13,013
Right. Right.

576
00:47:13,555 --> 00:47:16,350
Okay. Will you tell her
I'm still thinking about her?

577
00:47:16,975 --> 00:47:20,103
I don't know if she heard,
but I had a health issue with my heart.

578
00:47:20,604 --> 00:47:24,566
Yes, I'm serious. No, no, no. I'm fine.
I'm all better now.

579
00:47:25,150 --> 00:47:27,986
Maybe you could let her know
I'd like to tell her in person.

580
00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:34,284
Okay. Okay. I understand.

581
00:47:34,576 --> 00:47:37,579
But only if you let her know
I'm being cool about everything.

582
00:47:39,289 --> 00:47:41,792
Okay. When you wanna come by?

583
00:47:43,669 --> 00:47:45,128
Tomorrow is soon.

584
00:47:46,004 --> 00:47:50,175
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Her ski stuff's here somewhere. Mm-hm.

585
00:47:51,093 --> 00:47:54,972
Wait. Are you telling me she wants
her ski stuff because she's going skiing?

586
00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:57,266
Well, what the fuck, Stacey?

587
00:47:57,432 --> 00:48:00,477
I can barely even shave in the morning
and she's going skiing.

588
00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:03,063
Who's she going with?

589
00:48:04,064 --> 00:48:07,985
Goddamn it, Stacy. Don't be evasive.
She's going with a guy. Isn't she?

590
00:48:09,111 --> 00:48:10,654
Oh, God.

591
00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:16,535
This is the worst phone conversation
I have ever had.

592
00:49:17,512 --> 00:49:24,061
Hey. Oh, no, barnacles.
I'm being attacked by barnacles.

593
00:49:26,063 --> 00:49:28,231
Happy birthday, Grandma.
I brought you flowers.

594
00:49:28,398 --> 00:49:30,942
- You look great for 95!
- Who are you?

595
00:49:32,319 --> 00:49:34,613
I'm Charlie. I'm your grandson.

596
00:49:35,155 --> 00:49:38,033
I'm Mary's son. Your daughter.
I'm her baby.

597
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,493
You're her baby?

598
00:49:39,743 --> 00:49:43,246
You're Charlie. I know who you are.
You're not a baby.

599
00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:45,415
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure.

600
00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:46,875
- What?
- She's 95.

601
00:49:47,042 --> 00:49:48,835
I'm just joking, Grandma.

602
00:49:49,211 --> 00:49:51,171
Izabelle, are you married?

603
00:49:51,672 --> 00:49:57,636
Yes. Grandma, look.
I have three kids, a dog and a husband.

604
00:49:57,886 --> 00:49:58,929
A dog?

605
00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:01,431
- She can't hear you.
- When are you getting married?

606
00:50:01,598 --> 00:50:04,768
- Don't give her a hard time.
- Grandma, damn it, I'm married.

607
00:50:06,645 --> 00:50:08,105
You're never gonna believe this.

608
00:50:08,271 --> 00:50:10,399
Her sister calls,
tells me she's going skiing.

609
00:50:10,565 --> 00:50:13,819
Got to be that actor from her class.
I never should have encouraged it.

610
00:50:13,985 --> 00:50:17,614
Let's not talk about her. It's over.
Face it. It's probably for the best.

611
00:50:17,781 --> 00:50:19,783
- You never liked her.
- That's not true.

612
00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:22,828
She's beautiful. She's funny.
She's full of life.

613
00:50:22,994 --> 00:50:24,937
I didn't think she was
that great for you.

614
00:50:24,962 --> 00:50:26,814
What about that is
not great for me?

615
00:50:26,957 --> 00:50:31,795
- Know what? This whole thing's boring.
- Yes, it is. It's boring. Forget her.

616
00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:34,131
You're not the only person, Charles.

617
00:50:35,465 --> 00:50:41,221
- What's wrong with you?
- I'm in a bad mood. I'm sorry.

618
00:50:42,973 --> 00:50:45,559
Why are you wearing those glasses?
Did Martin hit you?

619
00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:48,061
- No.
- Because I'll kick his fucking ass.

620
00:50:48,603 --> 00:50:51,732
Martin did not harm me.
He's not capable of that.

621
00:50:52,774 --> 00:50:54,234
Tsk.

622
00:50:56,486 --> 00:50:58,238
Oh, Iz, what happened?

623
00:51:09,291 --> 00:51:12,794
"Dear Miss Swan, we regret to inform
you that the Orpheum Press...

624
00:51:12,961 --> 00:51:15,839
is electing not to publish your
manuscript."

625
00:51:17,758 --> 00:51:19,760
Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.

626
00:51:20,677 --> 00:51:22,637
Sweetie, there are other publishers.

627
00:51:22,971 --> 00:51:24,931
They're the one that I wanted.

628
00:51:26,516 --> 00:51:28,351
They published my last book.

629
00:51:28,602 --> 00:51:30,270
Oh, they're stupid.

630
00:51:31,688 --> 00:51:34,691
I am so... I'm so disappointed.

631
00:51:36,067 --> 00:51:39,321
Come here. It's okay.
Don't cry. Don't cry.

632
00:51:42,699 --> 00:51:44,367
I'll beat them up for you.

633
00:52:04,387 --> 00:52:07,682
<i>Where?
Oh, where is my pizza?</i>

634
00:52:08,475 --> 00:52:13,355
<i>Where's my pizza?
I ordered it an hour ago</i>

635
00:52:13,522 --> 00:52:14,648
<i>Where's my pizza?</i>

636
00:52:14,815 --> 00:52:16,441
Hey.

637
00:52:16,608 --> 00:52:19,194
Everybody,
in case you don't know this man...

638
00:52:19,361 --> 00:52:22,781
this is Charles Swan lll, the dude
who was going to do my album cover.

639
00:52:23,448 --> 00:52:24,616
Charles.

640
00:52:25,659 --> 00:52:27,077
I need your help, man.

641
00:52:30,372 --> 00:52:33,041
Charlie, listen to me.
I'm telling you this is a mistake.

642
00:52:33,208 --> 00:52:35,252
I know it is.
It's a mistake I'm gonna make.

643
00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:37,921
- You can't go back.
- I have to find out what's going on.

644
00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:40,382
- I'm spinning out, man.
- You don't listen.

645
00:52:40,715 --> 00:52:42,425
Sanchez, grab the case, man.

646
00:52:42,759 --> 00:52:44,135
You don't listen.

647
00:52:45,887 --> 00:52:49,099
What did you mean when you said
I wasn't going to do your album cover?

648
00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:52,319
The label wants to talk to other
designers. It's not what I wanted...

649
00:52:52,435 --> 00:52:54,980
- Oh, bullshit. Are you kidding me'?
- You missed the deadline.

650
00:52:55,146 --> 00:52:58,358
I've never made a deadline in my
whole life. What the fuck, Kirby?

651
00:52:58,525 --> 00:53:01,736
Don't say fuck to me and don't
give me shit about what I can't do.

652
00:53:01,903 --> 00:53:05,407
You're the one acting like a dipshit
this whole time. Fuck you.

653
00:53:05,574 --> 00:53:07,909
No. Fuck you.
Let me see the goddamn wire tap.

654
00:53:08,076 --> 00:53:10,579
Forget it. Sanchez, put it back.
No, actually, you know what?

655
00:53:10,996 --> 00:53:14,207
Lay it on him. Let the train wreck
leave the fucking station.

656
00:53:15,709 --> 00:53:17,627
Why is it so hard
to get a goddamn album cover?

657
00:53:17,794 --> 00:53:20,005
Going down the rabbit hole.

658
00:53:20,547 --> 00:53:24,593
Last time I used this it fucked me up
for four months, dude.

659
00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:26,553
All right.

660
00:53:27,304 --> 00:53:29,306
The antenna, you plug it in here.

661
00:53:29,639 --> 00:53:33,268
You keep it as high as you
can to get the best possible reception.

662
00:53:33,476 --> 00:53:35,061
This is a transmitter.

663
00:53:35,437 --> 00:53:38,857
- Gotta get it within earshot of the bitch.
- Don't call her a bitch.

664
00:53:39,024 --> 00:53:41,234
Oh, okay, whatever you say.

665
00:53:41,484 --> 00:53:45,030
Uh, this is a squelch. It'll give you
about 100 yards line of sight.

666
00:53:45,947 --> 00:53:50,243
Uh, um, now,
are you sure you want to do this?

667
00:53:55,206 --> 00:53:56,625
It's all yours.

668
00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:34,204
Lupe.

669
00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:43,880
Lupe? Calm down.

670
00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:47,050
Something
terrible has happened. - How terrible?

671
00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:50,830
Poor Coco is dead.

672
00:54:50,929 --> 00:54:52,163
No, no, no. Oh, God.

673
00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:54,917
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

674
00:54:56,267 --> 00:54:58,228
Oh, God.

675
00:55:00,814 --> 00:55:02,983
Now I don't have anything.

676
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,779
<i>You dirty rat. Go ahead and try.</i>

677
00:55:49,946 --> 00:55:51,266
<i>Leave a message at the tone, see?</i>

678
00:55:52,615 --> 00:55:54,375
Charlie, <i>it is</i> Marnie.

679
00:55:54,492 --> 00:55:55,994
<i>I haven't heard back
from you all day.</i>

680
00:55:56,286 --> 00:56:00,165
<i>Tonight is the Christmas party. Please
don't forget. Wear your tux. Goodbye.</i>

681
00:56:03,293 --> 00:56:04,653
<i>It's</i> Stacey.

682
00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:07,338
<i>I'm coming by to get Ivana's
ski stuff and shoes after work.</i>

683
00:56:07,547 --> 00:56:10,800
<i>You can leave it by the garage door,
okay? Thanks, Charlie.</i>

684
00:57:57,073 --> 00:57:59,909
Alex, what is wrong with this picture?

685
00:58:01,077 --> 00:58:02,912
There you go. My man.

686
00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:09,085
Here. Keep it.

687
00:58:11,087 --> 00:58:13,798
We're in this thing together, Alex,
you and me.

688
00:58:14,257 --> 00:58:18,219
You always take really good care of me.
I really appreciate it. Thank you.

689
01:00:31,436 --> 01:00:33,354
Hey. Hey.

690
01:00:33,521 --> 01:00:35,773
Hey. Hey, what are you doing?

691
01:00:35,982 --> 01:00:37,817
Oh, hey.

692
01:00:38,860 --> 01:00:41,404
Oh, hey, stop, man! Stop!

693
01:00:42,947 --> 01:00:44,782
Hey, Bobby, get down here.
I need some help.

694
01:00:44,949 --> 01:00:46,993
This guy just busted the front door.

695
01:00:50,663 --> 01:00:51,873
Stop. Stop.

696
01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:54,667
Damn it.

697
01:00:59,756 --> 01:01:02,800
Hey, stop! Come back here.

698
01:01:04,635 --> 01:01:06,929
Hey! Hey!

699
01:01:12,435 --> 01:01:13,686
Whoa, whoa!

700
01:01:13,853 --> 01:01:15,229
What the fuck!

701
01:01:15,438 --> 01:01:17,815
Really? How about some of that?

702
01:01:20,485 --> 01:01:23,946
- Asshole.
- Taxi. Taxi. Taxi.

703
01:01:25,114 --> 01:01:26,324
Thank you.

704
01:01:30,203 --> 01:01:33,289
Hey, man.
Can I buy some drugs from you?

705
01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:36,084
You know where I can get some coke
or some grass?

706
01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:38,461
Heh, no.

707
01:01:38,628 --> 01:01:42,048
But I have a friend who sells caviar.
Beluga, from Russia.

708
01:01:42,215 --> 01:01:44,759
Perfect. Take me there. Yay!

709
01:01:44,926 --> 01:01:46,726
Andrei, where are you now?

710
01:01:52,350 --> 01:01:54,644
Eight hundred bucks? Wow.

711
01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:56,938
This shit better be good.

712
01:01:57,146 --> 01:02:00,983
It's the best. Beluga from Caspian Sea.
I brought here myself.

713
01:02:01,317 --> 01:02:02,985
Only the best for me, right?

714
01:02:03,152 --> 01:02:04,987
- Heh.
- Only the best, heh.

715
01:02:05,613 --> 01:02:07,824
Hey, oh, here.

716
01:02:09,242 --> 01:02:10,493
Thank you.

717
01:02:12,078 --> 01:02:14,198
He seems pretty
drunk, I should've ask for more money.

718
01:02:14,914 --> 01:02:17,314
Yes, he's hammered.
11700 for you. 10011 for me.

719
01:02:19,210 --> 01:02:20,410
See ya.

720
01:02:25,883 --> 01:02:27,260
I want to get drunk.

721
01:02:29,303 --> 01:02:32,390
- You seem like you already are.
- Bullshit.

722
01:02:35,977 --> 01:02:37,019
Mm.

723
01:02:37,854 --> 01:02:39,188
Oh, yeah.

724
01:02:39,355 --> 01:02:41,482
Mm, mm.

725
01:02:41,649 --> 01:02:43,025
Oh, yeah.

726
01:02:43,484 --> 01:02:45,945
- Heh, do you like it?
- Great.

727
01:02:48,114 --> 01:02:50,199
Exactly. See, you get it.

728
01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:54,662
That's why I'm so mad at her.
She never gave me a chance to explain.

729
01:02:55,371 --> 01:02:58,499
Okay, yeah, yeah. Just keep going.

730
01:03:01,377 --> 01:03:03,212
God, I'm an asshole.

731
01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:08,551
What I'm about to do
can never be forgiven.

732
01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:12,388
You're not going to hurt somebody?

733
01:03:12,889 --> 01:03:14,223
Maybe somebody hurt me.

734
01:03:14,599 --> 01:03:16,726
Did you think of that?
Maybe somebody hurt me.

735
01:03:16,893 --> 01:03:17,977
Get out of here!

736
01:03:18,561 --> 01:03:22,857
No, no, heh, ha, ha, look, look.
It's just a headphone.

737
01:03:23,065 --> 01:03:25,485
It's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine.

738
01:03:25,651 --> 01:03:28,821
Just keep going. Here. More vodka?

739
01:03:46,589 --> 01:03:50,134
Here's 100 bucks. I want you to wait
right here. I'll be right back.

740
01:03:50,593 --> 01:03:51,928
Here's more.

741
01:04:09,612 --> 01:04:11,948
Fuck. Prickle.

742
01:04:19,163 --> 01:04:21,603
Taught <i>me
about</i> passion, about truth.

743
01:04:22,416 --> 01:04:25,296
I thought
I'd <i>never be able</i> to... To <i>feel</i> again.

744
01:04:25,461 --> 01:04:27,129
<i>Then you came into...</i>

745
01:04:29,423 --> 01:04:33,761
<i>And now that you're in my arms
I'm never gonna let you go.</i>

746
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,065
Do you see that?

747
01:04:47,692 --> 01:04:49,860
<i>There's someone outside the...</i>

748
01:04:51,362 --> 01:04:54,156
<i>Outside the window, behind that tree.</i>

749
01:04:55,491 --> 01:04:59,245
<i>Oh, my God.
It's my ex-boyfriend behind that tree.</i>

750
01:05:04,584 --> 01:05:05,626
Charlie?

751
01:05:06,460 --> 01:05:07,670
Who is this guy?

752
01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:12,091
- Who am I? Who are you?
- Stephen, go back inside.

753
01:05:12,508 --> 01:05:13,968
So this is time alone?

754
01:05:14,468 --> 01:05:18,180
Act one, scene two.
We're rehearsing, you idiot.

755
01:05:18,389 --> 01:05:20,975
Buddy, she wants you to leave her alone.
We're working.

756
01:05:21,517 --> 01:05:23,519
Are you asking me to kick your ass?

757
01:05:24,145 --> 01:05:26,022
- Oh, my God.
- I studied Wing Chun.

758
01:05:26,188 --> 01:05:28,566
Shut up and just go inside.

759
01:05:33,863 --> 01:05:35,698
What are you doing here?

760
01:05:36,782 --> 01:05:38,409
Trying to find out the truth.

761
01:05:39,035 --> 01:05:41,704
And now I know.
You're going skiing with him.

762
01:05:41,871 --> 01:05:45,166
Are you drunk?
What's with the headphones?

763
01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:47,543
You loved me in the beginning.

764
01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:50,921
Don't you understand?
I don't want to be with you anymore.

765
01:05:51,088 --> 01:05:53,341
And yes, I'm going skiing with Stephen.

766
01:05:53,507 --> 01:05:56,093
- I didn't change.
- That's your problem.

767
01:05:56,927 --> 01:06:00,514
You loved me before
and then you just changed your mind?

768
01:06:00,681 --> 01:06:02,475
I don't know what you want me
to say to you.

769
01:06:02,642 --> 01:06:06,228
You're crazy. You're selfish.
Go away. It's over.

770
01:06:07,855 --> 01:06:13,778
How could you be so sweet to the
toothbrushes and such a bitch to me?

771
01:06:14,570 --> 01:06:16,030
What are you talking about?

772
01:06:19,033 --> 01:06:21,202
You know, Ivana, I was thinking.

773
01:06:22,244 --> 01:06:24,121
It was kind of a sad thought.

774
01:06:26,957 --> 01:06:31,087
I'll meet someone and it won't be you.

775
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:34,173
And I'll fall in love with her...

776
01:06:34,757 --> 01:06:37,968
and I'll have kids
and a happy family...

777
01:06:40,429 --> 01:06:42,848
and then I won't love you
like this anymore.

778
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:45,976
And I'll miss it.

779
01:06:46,936 --> 01:06:48,938
And I'll miss you.

780
01:06:50,106 --> 01:06:54,610
I can't bear not loving you.

781
01:06:57,154 --> 01:07:03,077
It will really be totally over between us.

782
01:07:09,917 --> 01:07:12,461
And then much later...

783
01:07:15,673 --> 01:07:22,304
I'll see you again and you'll
have grown older, and I'll be old.

784
01:07:23,431 --> 01:07:25,349
And I won't even care.

785
01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:31,981
You'll just be a wrinkly old lady
with gray hair.

786
01:07:33,149 --> 01:07:35,735
And I won't even care anymore.

787
01:07:39,405 --> 01:07:43,159
I don't want to not love you.

788
01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:47,913
Come here.

789
01:07:50,624 --> 01:07:52,960
I could tell you that I hate you.

790
01:07:54,086 --> 01:07:56,380
That you mean nothing to me.

791
01:07:58,007 --> 01:07:59,967
And part of it's true.

792
01:08:01,927 --> 01:08:03,763
But part of it's not.

793
01:08:06,390 --> 01:08:09,518
Thank you for everything
that you gave me.

794
01:08:10,603 --> 01:08:14,523
Our experiences, the times we've had.

795
01:08:15,858 --> 01:08:17,693
Even the bad ones.

796
01:08:19,487 --> 01:08:21,447
It all adds up to my life.

797
01:08:23,532 --> 01:08:24,784
Me too.

798
01:08:31,165 --> 01:08:32,208
Good bye.

799
01:08:41,050 --> 01:08:44,011
You know, I always imagined
a much different ending for us.

800
01:08:48,140 --> 01:08:49,183
Of course you did.

801
01:08:50,518 --> 01:08:53,103
I'd be in a tux, like this.

802
01:08:54,230 --> 01:08:55,981
And a spotlight would come on.

803
01:08:57,066 --> 01:09:01,570
And you'd enter stage right
in a sparkling gown.

804
01:10:39,335 --> 01:10:40,628
Mwah!

805
01:10:40,794 --> 01:10:44,340
Hey, I want to get my shoes back.
Okay?

806
01:10:44,798 --> 01:10:47,509
Oh, yeah, of course.
Your shoes, you got it.

807
01:11:17,289 --> 01:11:19,333
Merry Christmas, everybody.

808
01:11:21,001 --> 01:11:22,211
Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas.

809
01:11:22,503 --> 01:11:25,547
There we go, try some of that.
Merry Christmas, good to see you.

810
01:11:25,714 --> 01:11:27,675
Hi, sweetie, Mwah.

811
01:11:27,841 --> 01:11:29,385
- You made it.
- Yes, I did.

812
01:11:29,551 --> 01:11:31,220
- Uncle Charlie.
- Merry Christmas.

813
01:11:31,470 --> 01:11:33,222
Hey, there they are, whoa.

814
01:11:33,389 --> 01:11:37,518
Ugh, barnacles. Aah, help,
I'm being attacked by barnacles.

815
01:11:40,312 --> 01:11:43,357
Hey, Charles. Mwah, Merry Christmas.

816
01:11:43,524 --> 01:11:45,067
- Merry Christmas, sis.
- Thank you.

817
01:11:45,275 --> 01:11:48,487
For what?
I have fucked up so much recently.

818
01:11:48,654 --> 01:11:51,949
I heard about what you did.
Thank you for sticking up for me.

819
01:11:52,116 --> 01:11:55,035
The cops came looking for you.
I told them your car was stolen.

820
01:11:55,244 --> 01:11:56,286
Oh, quick thinking.

821
01:11:56,453 --> 01:11:58,747
Tomorrow I'll take you to impound
to pick it up.

822
01:11:58,956 --> 01:12:01,208
You're crazy,
but I love you so, so much.

823
01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:03,293
I love you so much.

824
01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:06,964
Is, uh, is Kirby here?

825
01:12:10,592 --> 01:12:13,470
- There they are.
- Charlie. Merry Christmas.

826
01:12:13,679 --> 01:12:16,223
- Oh.
- It's so great to see you two.

827
01:12:17,099 --> 01:12:22,062
Swan, I ran your numbers again.
And things are not as dire as I thought.

828
01:12:22,521 --> 01:12:23,856
So there's hope for me?

829
01:12:25,107 --> 01:12:26,608
There's always hope.

830
01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:29,945
Hear about Karen and I?

831
01:12:30,487 --> 01:12:31,989
Going to Greece for Christmas.

832
01:12:32,156 --> 01:12:35,951
Saul is so sweet.
He put the plane tickets in my cereal box.

833
01:12:37,286 --> 01:12:39,121
What do you think of that?

834
01:12:44,460 --> 01:12:45,794
Merry Christmas, Kirb.

835
01:12:46,587 --> 01:12:47,963
I love you, man.

836
01:12:49,214 --> 01:12:50,924
Happy Hanukkah, Charlie.

837
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,802
I love you too, brother.

838
01:12:56,930 --> 01:12:59,183
- Holy shit.
- What?

839
01:12:59,933 --> 01:13:01,185
I think I'm in love.

840
01:13:01,393 --> 01:13:04,772
I just met this girl over there?
I think she's perfect.

841
01:13:04,938 --> 01:13:07,098
- You think she's the one, huh?
- I think she could be.

842
01:13:07,149 --> 01:13:10,486
- That's fantastic.
- Yeah.

843
01:13:10,652 --> 01:13:15,157
Folks, listen up. We have some business
to discuss in the conference room...

844
01:13:15,324 --> 01:13:17,993
if everyone can please
head in there now, chop chop.

845
01:13:18,619 --> 01:13:19,828
Including you.

846
01:13:20,746 --> 01:13:24,750
I've been asked to present this gift
by the employees of Swan Design...

847
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,960
to honor a very special person.

848
01:13:27,336 --> 01:13:30,964
To know him is to be
exasperated by him.

849
01:13:32,424 --> 01:13:38,472
Ladies and gentlemen,
little Charlie Swan lll Junior.

850
01:13:38,931 --> 01:13:41,350
Which I guess makes him
Charles Swan IV.

851
01:15:02,431 --> 01:15:05,601
I have an idea for your album cover,
it just popped in my head.

852
01:15:05,767 --> 01:15:07,352
Yeah? What is it?

853
01:15:07,811 --> 01:15:10,772
It's everything.
Everything plus the kitchen sink.

854
01:16:46,952 --> 01:16:48,036
Morning.

855
01:16:50,038 --> 01:16:51,498
Looking good.
How are we doing?

856
01:16:51,915 --> 01:16:53,235
You have to figure it out.

857
01:16:53,375 --> 01:16:55,127
- Hey. Looking good.
- Excellent.

858
01:16:58,422 --> 01:17:01,258
- Looking sharp. How are you feeling?
- Great. Great.

859
01:17:56,355 --> 01:17:59,107
I'm Charlie Sheen
and I play Charles Swan lll.

860
01:17:59,274 --> 01:18:01,693
I'm Jason Schwartzman
and I play Kirby Star.

861
01:18:01,860 --> 01:18:03,779
I'm Katherine Winnick and I play Ivana.

862
01:18:04,071 --> 01:18:06,281
I'm Bill Murray. I play Saul.

863
01:18:06,448 --> 01:18:08,658
I'm Patricia Arquette. I play Izzy Swan.

864
01:18:08,867 --> 01:18:11,328
I'm Liam Hayes and I wrote the music.

865
01:18:13,789 --> 01:18:16,792
<i>I'm so happy that you're finally free</i>

866
01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:20,796
<i>You jumped the fence
But you didn't take me</i>

867
01:18:21,588 --> 01:18:24,800
<i>I'm in this jungle here all by myself</i>

868
01:18:25,634 --> 01:18:29,221
<i>I got this song and not much else</i>

869
01:18:29,888 --> 01:18:33,016
<i>Violet voyage on an endless sea</i>

870
01:18:33,767 --> 01:18:36,770
<i>You couldn't stay and I couldn't leave</i>

871
01:18:37,646 --> 01:18:40,982
<i>But if I had to do it all again</i>

872
01:18:41,650 --> 01:18:44,444
<i>I'd love you twice as much
As I did then</i>

873
01:18:44,611 --> 01:18:47,280
<i>So much music</i>

