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Bowling.

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One of the world's
oldest sports

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Bowling date artifacts
back to ancient Egypt

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and the Roman empire
more than 5,000 years ago

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Or as my mother would say,

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"about the age of
as earth."

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Modern rules
were founded in 1895

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in New York City,

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and has since evolved
into what many consider

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as the highest form
competition between humans

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You have one competitor,
ten pin,

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and polyurethane balls.

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Some play for fun,

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others compete for glory.

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I'm a bowl
because I really am

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I'm Emily baardsson
and you're watching...

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Ah, jeepers.

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Here, in the roseau area,

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we do big bowling
every year in my alley

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Actually,
is not my alley  Uh, it's my uncle Harley's, s  uh, but he's dead now  I run it,
Well, I guess it's my alley.

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Anyway, we call it, uh, waiting for it,

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bowl roseau

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You know,
Because of a soccer match.

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However, this is really a big event
around here every year

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This year
we will reopen

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open age,
gender brackets open
to find out

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who's the best bowler right?  This is a question
that is in everyone's mind,

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and we only have the right to know  So that's how
we will do it, and add it again,

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it must get me
a number of extra moolah
from concession sales

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Because the last time we did an open age, the gender bracket was open,

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concession sales
over the roof

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I mean, you don't make a lot of money for shoe rental.

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You are not.
If we can avoid post tournaments
_ this time controversy,

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we can make
open age, open gender
bracket is normal.

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Friggin drinks & fountains

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That was the first episode
from my video blog,

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the, jeez, wow,
that was six years ago now.

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So, yes,
gets a lot of comments
about the title

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Holy bucket
I don't know people will go
take it like that

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So I quickly changed it
for "Emily's turkey"

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for the next episode
You know, because of the whole

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three consecutive strikes?

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You see
"Emily Turkey."

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After getting a lot
inappropriate nipple comments,

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I switch to "Emily xxx,"
because I think

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it's the same as
bowling a Turkish,

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unless it's not dirty

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What is frick
am I thinking

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To be fair,
the video gets a lot of
from view,

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but I don't think
That's what those people
expect, you know

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So after that,
I made the final decision

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to call it
"Beat with Emily,"

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and, uh, that's him
my video blog has been called
since.

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Oh yeah.

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I guess living legends

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will be the right way to refer to Gunnar Solberg.

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No, no, after you.

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Jeez Louise, I'm gone.

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I mean,
how many people can say
they have dominated

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ten of the last
12 bowls of roseau?

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Gunnar can say that.

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He says it all the time.

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Ten for 12, honey
Ten out of 12.

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Ten of the last 12.
Seven of the last straight

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Ten for 12?
Literally.

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I will study you
something else,

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about five years ago,

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they do an open bracket.

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Not only did I dominate
my cousin Emily

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so hard
he stopped competing,

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they close
open bracket forever,

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until like the end of time

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I mean, until now.

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I think that's what you get
for college

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think you're better than
all others

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You're not better than
Gunnar solberg...

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Bad face!

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He will know what
I'm talking about

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I can close up
on the "fart face"
if you need it

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- no
- Like... okay.

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Hi, I'm Barry Williams.

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I work here
war bowling alley.

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Um, I mostly do it
I work on -

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uh, face frickin & apos; itchy -

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uh, most work in,
eh, concessions,

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but when my cash drawer
comes out at point

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for three consecutive days,

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Alan allowed me
hit up the duty shoes

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So it's pretty, um,

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you know,
is anything,
do you know?

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This is really cool.

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I retired from competitive bowling

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about five years ago,
after the last open tournament.

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That, uh,
Not because
Gunnar hit me

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Or, uh, you know,
he rubbed it on my face
actually was bad after that,

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or, you know,

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because of what happened
for my father

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I mean, yes, sure,
He's really a jerk  and, uh, he made me feel
really was bad about that,

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But that's not why I stopped.

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You know, I just got -

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I'm too much
my plate now, you know

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Mmm.

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I mean, I just
Too much to do,
do you know?

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Oh, I'm very happy
this year's tournament,

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but I tried to compete
to become a bowling man,

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I'm not a bowler.

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My dream, actually, is trying to be a singer.

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You know, like,
uh, Justin bieber

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Um, but if you want,

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Maybe I can do it
fast singing fast

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for you
to hear me do that

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I've run
my video blog which is,

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You know,
is literally dozens of
hits every week

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And, um,

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I have practiced
my favorite aunt -

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ooh.
Friggin; lumps

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I have, uh, training
my favorite aunt Donna

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to become a bowler,
is, uh,

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which is where
we are headed now,

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and I teach fifth grade
here at warroad.

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You know,
I want to see
Gunnar coming in  physical peak conditions
are needed to compete

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with that kind of
from workload

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No siree Bob.
He can't do it.

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So that's why
I'm retired.

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Yeah, I know Emily
has a fancy job,

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But he is very idiot.

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I got this
all the basement
for myself.

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Rent for free
Blast!

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And then I will blow it up.

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I'm still on track
a little.

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Uh, actually, I, uh,

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took my fifth grade
bowling last week,

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and, uh, oh,
I have to say yes,
jeez Louise,

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one of my students,
who I will not mention,

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Jared h.,

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somehow managed to bowl
in one digit.

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He has a
bumper and everything.

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I mean, I don't even know
that's possible

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He scored seven!

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This is a time like that
It's really difficult to stay
Professional, you know

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- I mean, seven & apos; friggin & apos;
- And added again,

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when I won the roseau bowl,

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I get like $ 3,000
in cash and gift cards.

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So who is stupid now?

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This is Emily.

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And I will study you
something else,

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Gary goes down in the
bowling alley

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let me bowl free
whenever I want

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I'm sorry.
Who is Gary

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You know Gary

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A strange guy who works in a bowling alley.

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Oh, what do you mean
to Barry?

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It could be.

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He who
with a broomstick on his lips  and toadstool haircut.

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I think he might be a little,
derpy derp or the like

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Do you know?
The friggin guy!

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Gunnar is pretty much
one of my best friends

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I mean, it's kind of like one of the
work facilities here

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and in theaters,

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uh, where do we have
two screens now

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Um, and, uh--

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because I can meet
all, like, really,

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popular people
when they enter and,

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but I will,
I might say Gunnar & apos; s the biggest, like, star

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that I'm good friends with.

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I think he works
In theaters too,

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because I went to see
Jackie chan "first strike"

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because I think
is a bowling film,

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and I'm far away,

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but still
a pretty good movie

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Like, super bad-ass movie
if you haven't seen it

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But, um...

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I'm not so sure
where I go
with that, um...

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That's a good movie.

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You should, um,

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You must check it out.
This is a pretty good movie.

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-You have this
Five more.
-I can not.

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Hey, don't use
the dirty word around me.

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Believe it or not,
I used to like bowlers a lot.
Country champion in high school.

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Now I don't mean
to toot my own horn about that
or not,

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But, you know, toot-toot!

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Oh dear,
Don't act like an idiot  You don't want
people to think
You are an idiot.

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Because he's not an idiot.

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But since then
carpal tunnel,

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I can't get a bowl yet.

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So I spend my free time training this little woman

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- Ah, honey
- How is it, eh,

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-How did you meet?
-Ooh.

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This is a pretty funny story,
actually.

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Hey, why don't you tell him,
lover?

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Oh, about how we cousins
or about where we first met?

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Oh, talking about
how we work together

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in Christian brothers
hockey sticks

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-Yeah, but, me -
-we are not cousins.

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Alright, I think cousin
is much more interesting  Yes, I definitely want to hear it
That cousin thing.

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-See, I tell you.
-OK, first,

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we are not blood cousins
It is through marriage.

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And, uh, seconds, I feel like
in a city this size,

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more or less
everyone is related,
so, you know

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Hey, what is that?
are you laughing?
Hah?

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You know, love doesn't have DNA  So if two cousins fall in love
and want to marry each other,

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- then be it, okay?
-Okay, but again,

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I just want to clarify that we are not blood cousins.

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Okay, we
are in our thirties
and married

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When my mother married her father.

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-Yes.
-Yes.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Oh, I guess that
that made us siblings.

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Wow.
Ski-u-mah.

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Ah, who gave?

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You know,
My parents are first cousins,

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and we all turned out fine.

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Well, your brother

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-What?
- I just say

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He is very rude.

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That's the way it is,
My sister tells a rough joke

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-and they are dirty
-Yes.

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But they are very funny.

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They're pretty funny,
but they're really dirty  Tell someone
about hot dogs

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Good.

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So, uh,

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uh, one person is eating
a hot dog

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and others say,

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"Hey, how is that hot dog?"

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And then the first person
takes it

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and stick it on his ass
and say,

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"you tell me."

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Then
the second person, uh,

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"Can use
a little more tomato sauce."

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you see?

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-So you can use soy sauce.
-Yes.

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Because that
feels like

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You have this,
five, four, three,
two, one

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Good work.
OK.

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-Hiya.
-Hey, Emily.

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-Oh.
-How are you?

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00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,871
He is working
Sweating enough  -Whew, yeah, look at that.
-Yes, right?

251
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,372
Wow.
Take water, huh?

252
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,074
Yes, little cop.
Oh, I will get some.

253
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,242
He has everything, eh?

254
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,777
Brain,
beauty, athleticism,

255
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,178
willingness, and he has the biggest
--

256
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,413
Do you
talk about me

257
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,381
What is it
are you saying about me

258
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,250
-Hah?
-Oh, nothing  -What did you say?
-Whoo.

259
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,419
-Hah?
- He -

260
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,788
don't talk about me
behind my back

261
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,790
He got it
happened now

262
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,225
- Don't talk about me
behind my back
-Okay, I don't want to, I don't want to.

263
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,360
-Hah?
-Oh.

264
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,262
-Are you
naughty now
-No, cripes, I don't.

265
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,397


266
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,099


267
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,801
Ah, I think you need to get a punch.

268
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,136
dear, no.

269
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,470
Okay, uh, let's train.

270
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,340
-Hah?
-Ahem!
Come on, Donna.

271
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,208
- Alright, go back there.
-Let's do it.

272
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,543
She's tired of doing that weight,

273
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,146
but when it comes
for other things,

274
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:04,182
nobody stopped it.

275
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,051
-One more, come on.
-No ican't.

276
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:10,455
-You can do this.
-Ugh.

277
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,190
-I'm done.
-Ah, come on

278
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,925
-What?
Donna?
Donna?
-I'm done.

279
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,260
-This won't happen
-What, look at me

280
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,528
-See me.
-Not.

281
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:19,998
Look at me.
You can do this.

282
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,101
Yes, I believe in yes.
Jeff believes in yes.

283
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,469
-So do it.
-No now, Jeff.

284
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,105
-Okay.
-Yes must believe in yourself.

285
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,807
Dig inside, Donna.

286
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,409
Come on, let's do it.
Come on!
One more.

287
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,579
Ready?
Come on.

288
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,281
Do it.

289
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,816
Do it.

290
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,350
Ugh!

291
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,524
-Ugh!
-Yes!

292
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,526
What

293
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,228
-Whoo!
-Thank you, guys
Thank you, guys

294
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,030
-You did it, honey
-You did it

295
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,531
I started to lose confidence,

296
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,533
But then I thought
about your cute bread

297
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,035
-Good.
-Ah, jeez.

298
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,313
Here's a little something to tickle your stain.

299
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,014
Gunnar rolled
three perfect games

300
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,950
in the last three years.

301
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,318
Let's see
if he can go ahead  and do one of them again
for today huh

302
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,186
I'll study you
some bowling

303
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,591
Explosion!

304
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,125
there is no perfect game,
But, uh,

305
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,260


306
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,395
238 nothing
scorn

307
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,364
Ugh.

308
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,000
Hey, Barry,
why don't you stop
looking at us

309
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:05,003
and our value
some soft pretzels?

310
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,671
He is very strange.

311
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:10,074
I have a few
presses to do tomorrow,
for this tournament

312
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,076
You know,
This is the life of an athlete.

313
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,945
You have to do p.R.

314
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,114
Local news?

315
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:20,118
No, Emily,
uh, video on a.O.L.

316
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,487
Yes, he has a video show there.

317
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,322
Jeez Louise.

318
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,025
Look at the donkey
in that hockey mother.

319
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,226
Whoa.

320
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:33,031
You have to get people out
No matter what is needed

321
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,537
More than lines

322
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:43,041
If Emily allows you,
You must come to watch,

323
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:46,044
because I've saved a lot
for the interview

324
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,512
You will want to be there.

325
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:52,250
You guys will love bjorn  Oh, look, here it is.

326
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,119
-Hey, sis, how's it going?
-Oh, it's gone, you know?

327
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,688
So, do you want to?
directly into the alley?

328
00:15:51,426 --> 00:16:01,259
Or you think we have time to do it
stop by the sandwich shop Doug

329
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,494
and take some
from a submarine fast?

330
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,096
Alright, let's see.
Your training is 3.30, huh?

331
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,965
-All right.
I will say we have time.
-Oh good.

332
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,600
I'm a star & Marvin
right about now

333
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,302
-Ooh, wow
-You know, if you buy

334
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,271
two feet long subs from Doug & sos with all the fixes,

335
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,039
You get a free
fountain drink

336
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,374
-not kiddin & apos;
-No kiddin & apos;

337
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,209
I heard it
on the radio there
A two-foot submarine

338
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,211


339
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,547
with all the fixin,
drink free fountain

340
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,549
Well, sorry, they left us
no choice, right?

341
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,051
You told me.

342
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:30,054
Em is my baby sister.
Now I know what you say.

343
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,557
- "But you look very young."
-Ah, jeez.

344
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,425
No?
Well.
Anywho,

345
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,761
We have been carpooling ever since he started teaching.

346
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,297
Mm-hmm.
Yes you know,
we are both teachers,

347
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:42,000
but bjorn coach
bowling team

348
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,535
We have a great team this year.

349
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,771
-Mm-hmm.
-As I always say,

350
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,406
"strength in number."

351
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,708
We have almost eight children
going out for the squad  Now, come on,
You will have a great team
Because you are the coach.

352
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,544
Now don't be twisted.

353
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,413


354
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,515
Em here has all the talents in the family.

355
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,350
I mean,
I know how to practice bowling,

356
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,153
but I can't
take the 5-8-10
split to save my life  Em here can do it
in sleep

357
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,155
He is just being simple.

358
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,656
Now, do you know what
Woody Allen said?

359
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,658
-Hmm?
- "Those who cannot do, teach.  And those who cannot teach,
teach the gym."

360
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,194
Oh man.

361
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,331
-Bjorn is a sports teacher.
-I teach gym.

362
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,738
ah, shoot!
Shooting!
Shooting!

363
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,775
Will you see that,
by fudge!

364
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:43,494
-That's good.
-What are you talking about
That's terrible.

365
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,664
-What are you patronizing me?
-No, that's good.

366
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,666
You only need to adjust
about half a step to the left.

367
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,369


368
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,072


369
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,275
Try taking the two boards above.
You understand

370
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,776
You are lucky you are very hot,
you.

371
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,845
-Oh stop it.
-Yeah, yeah.

372
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,714
-Good.
-You're a piece of my hot meat.

373
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,151
-Please.
-Come one.
Come on.

374
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,653
No, you're catching a firefighter here  Okay, alright.

375
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,254
-But when we go home.
-Well.

376
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,390
-Hei.
-Oh, how do you do it?

377
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,438
I didn't do it.
You did

378
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,507
-You are sometimes amazing.
-I know you,

379
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,742
but what am I

380
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,444
- Pieces of my hot flesh.
-Oh, okay, alright.

381
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,446
-That's what you are
-Okay, I know, I know.

382
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,148
I'm serious
when we go home.

383
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,150
Yes, alright,
It's just that there are no attractive hairs
this time okay?

384
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,652
-It hurts.
-Well.

385
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,654


386
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,490
-All right.
-I'll be easy on you.

387
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,493
-Yeah, so you say that now.
-I will eat you.

388
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,795
I know I know.
I'm scared.

389
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,230
All right,
back to that line

390
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,631
Oh yeah,
we know Gunnar

391
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,801
He is the second cousin
twice deleted  or something like that.

392
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,270
She's not in close contact
that's all I know.

393
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,872
Ah, this isn't anymore.

394
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,607
I mean,
I'm not so sure
this way,

395
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,509
But you know how we all got one relative

396
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,844
that's all, eh,
good, not fun?

397
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:11,349
And after what he did
Emily's father, you know?

398
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,818
- He is a person.
- he - oh

399
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,187
The man, Jeff.
You can say it.

400
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,189
- He is a person.
- I won't

401
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,825
Say it.

402
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,294


403
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,296
Just say it.
It feels good to say
truth.

404
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,332
-Well, alright.
-Say.

405
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,368
He is

406
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,937
This is it.
Look, now isn't that
feeling better?

407
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,872
Now my stomach hurts.

408
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,543
You shouldn't have it
grilled cheese

409
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,645
I can't help it.

410
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:44,248
That looks really good.
The pipe is very hot.

411
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,317
But that too
Because of what I just said

412
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,487
Yes, I'm ready
when you're ready.

413
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,355
I want you to be my
cheerleader  You'd better believe it.
That's what I have to do.

414
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,357
Okay, here it is.

415
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,262
All right,
alright, alright  We start,
go, go, go, huh!

416
00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,597
-Oh!
-Stay just one.

417
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,533
Hey, it's closer
than last time, you know?

418
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,536


419
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,872


420
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,574
-I know, you're right
-Yes, you're great.

421
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,443
-I have to be happy.
-Yeah, that should be it.

422
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,445
You are amazing.

423
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,781
-He is amazing
-What are you saying?

424
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,516
I said you were amazing.

425
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,885
Emily is great with her,
is just a good coach.

426
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,321
Super patient  He can't
be here today because he
prepared his video show

427
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,423
on YouTube tomorrow

428
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,291
Wow, oh, kid.

429
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,960
You will see a real difference in the game Donna  When Emily is around.

430
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,661
Well, in the meantime,
we made do

431
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,997
So why do you agree?
to have it?

432
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,000
Publicity, you know?

433
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,479
Like, when Gunnar was there
we got a view,

434
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,815
so make it perfect.

435
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,984
Yes, I'm with Kenny.

436
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,752
Gunnar is a total douche, honey.

437
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,287


438
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,755


439
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,690
Don't call me dear  I'm nobody.

440
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,392
Emily is always like this
when Gunnar is around.

441
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,561
She's right
Under her skin.

442
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,430
Dude really sucks.

443
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,965
We are all on your side, Emily.

444
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,568
There is only one way
to describe the way he is treated
you after the tournament.

445
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,437
Not cool.

446
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,772
Absolutely unreasonable

447
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,441
That's what I shouted.
Dude is dick friggin & apos;

448
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,578
I choked in the third game.
I did it.

449
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,447
And, uh,

450
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,682
After that, he got up
in my bubble,

451
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:28,019
you know,
screaming really loud,

452
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:30,755
You know, and then he starts
doing that lively thing

453
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,890
where you share your basic naked
,

454
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,592
shake it back and forth.

455
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,960
And then he farted...

456
00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:41,632


457
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,668
While the pants are down.

458
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,536
And, uh,

459
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,406
I don't know
if maybe he pooped
a little,

460
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:53,344
because it smells...

461
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,746
Real bad, you know,
and it happened in my nose,

462
00:21:55,748 --> 00:22:00,451
and like
there is no filter or nothing at all

463
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,653
And, uh--

464
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,657
and, uh,
then my father stepped in

465
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,460
And, um,

466
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:12,697
After all, you know,
it makes all the newspapers,
of course,

467
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,433
and, uh,
there is one title
that reads, uh,

468
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:19,070
"& apos; choked on fart, & apos;
starring Emily baardsson."

469
00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:22,606
So, yes,
I'm not in the best mood
when he's around

470
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:24,775
But, you know, I, uh--

471
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,510
I have to get that view.

472
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,780
Must get that view.

473
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,950
Hey, em, uh,
yes, maybe after this,

474
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,618
You know, if you need it
to wind down a little,

475
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,620
Release,

476
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:39,423
do you know,
can we go for drinks?
Only you, only me.

477
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:42,426
Buy Papa Nick

478
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:45,429
-Yeah, yeah, I want that.
really, fine, good.

479
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:47,498
But you know,
like, as a friend, huh?

480
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:51,369
Yes, friend,
more than friends,
future partners

481
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,871
-You know, somehow.
-Nick, come on.

482
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,873
You know I'm not a guy.

483
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,875
Never.
Never will

484
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,578
There I say it.

485
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,547
Not all lesbians look like
al franken, you know

486
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:10,154
This is, uh--
This is the joke I want to tell.

487
00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:14,525
Nick really has to let that one go

488
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,127
I mean,
I know he is in him
and everything,

489
00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:21,866
but... he barks the wrong tree  I can't get enough of him.
He is, serious, like,

490
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:25,035
omega dear
this century.

491
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,405
You know,
He is the end of everything
to be all babes

492
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,407
He is the mayor
of Babe city U.S.,

493
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,876
and I vote for it
every year.

494
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,512
But, yes, I have to
However, respect him,

495
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,814
You know, because of him -
he's super cool,

496
00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:38,883
and, uh, he's a good friend,
and friendship.

497
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:42,153
What else is the question?

498
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:51,162
Of course
Gunnar plans to win.

499
00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:52,997
It seems like that's all
he did  Winning.
I.
Champion.
The biggest ever  These are the words I have
to know ab - about.

500
00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:55,166
They are used to
about me a lot.

501
00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:59,703


502
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:02,673


503
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,842


504
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,644
I mean,
it's not surprising

505
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,646
I have won ten of the last 12 roseau bowls,

506
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,648
including the last
seven straight

507
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,149
-Now...
- Included too -

508
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:15,119
also includes
bowl roseau 2010

509
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:19,857
The last time
they have an open bracket

510
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:22,193
Do you know that they closed it?

511
00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:24,962
Because I beat you
is very bad right?

512
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,530
That's not the reason
they closed it

513
00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:28,232
Yes, there he is.
You remember that

514
00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:30,768
Remember I put my ass
on your face and I farted?

515
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,770
Remember when I farted
on your face?

516
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,071
Yes!
Do you know what?
Yes!

517
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,773
Yes, I remember,
You are a stupid idiot  Geez, who do you think you are, huh?

518
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,107
You know if you -

519
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:37,107
If your ball is in a ditch
half as much as your mind,

520
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:40,644


521
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,246
-You will be zero bowling.
-Right.

522
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,181
I'm that person

523
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:47,852
I'm also the person who called you out
for the roseau bowl this year.

524
00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:50,721
That's right.
You fight me, toots,

525
00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:55,593
on hardwood

526
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:01,765
Gunnar.

527
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,905
You know, I, uh,

528
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:10,040
I'm tired.

529
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,976
And, uh,
I have a lot on my plate.

530
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,978
You know, I got a job,

531
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:17,848
and I, uh,
I brought my aunt Donna
who's bowling

532
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,850
And, I, you know,
I can't bowl
against him

533
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,552
-Hah.
- And, I, and I have,

534
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:24,221
I have a book club
Tuesday.

535
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,757
-And I got a lot of shows...
-Horse hockey!

536
00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:29,760
-Build on my DVR.
-In its purest form.

537
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,629
absolute horse hockey

538
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,631
You don't have too much
on your plate  And Donna is a fool.
You are chicken

539
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:37,167


540
00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:42,172
Duck, duck, gray duck,
you are a chicken

541
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,745
You tore my family!

542
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,747
And I want
to have nothing to do with you  and your stupid challenge

543
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,615
And that's all the time
we have for today

544
00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:03,327
So, um,

545
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,195
please align next week
when we discuss the importance of

546
00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:08,198
different
size of finger holes...

547
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,701
Finger hole?

548
00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:13,203
Did you hear what he said?

549
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:15,205
And, uh,
I'm Emily baardsson
and, uh...

550
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,207
Oh, I don't believe
You just said that.

551
00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:19,243
-This is how I rolled.
-Draw a hole!

552
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,779
- Gunnar!
- I do not believe.

553
00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:23,948
-Gunnar, come out!
-Where are we going?

554
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,816
Seriously, Gunnar,
out of here.

555
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,351
Do you want to selfie
or something before I leave?

556
00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:30,354


557
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:33,057
Gosh.
Thank you for having me, Emily.

558
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:36,160
I don't know,
You know, he -

559
00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:38,862
I just got confused
and me, me,

560
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:42,366
- Will I also mean?
-Not.

561
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,368
I mean,
I'm really angry,

562
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,070
Dude, I can't stand that guy.

563
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,606
- Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'll be fine, thank you  Good.
You really
nailed him, though,

564
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,107
with that
ball in the gutter.

565
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,942
Huh?

566
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:52,943
Oh, my goodness,
no, I mean, like--
aw, dang

567
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:58,916
Oh, I know me,
like, uh, aw, jeez.

568
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,718
-Yes!
-Whoo!

569
00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:13,931
That's it, Donna.

570
00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,633
You know,
You have that power,

571
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:16,967
and this is all about
that's a follow up.

572
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,669
It feels really good.

573
00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:20,004
-It looks really good.
-Yes.

574
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,338


575
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,707
You are like
a sniper out there

576
00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:25,242
Okay, so for this
Next time, though,

577
00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:27,211
I will ask you to take a
Step half to your right.

578
00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:28,412
Mm-hmm.

579
00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:29,847
Enjoy the round
just a touch

580
00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:30,948
-Good.
-Well?

581
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,117
-Mm-hmm.
-You have this

582
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,219
-Here he left
-Heart pounding.

583
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:40,991
-Whoo!
-Oh man!

584
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,693
Yes!
It was incredible.

585
00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:44,862
-Yes!
-You are both nice together.

586
00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,964
Oh, yes, we are.
Only that is him.

587
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:48,699
-Yes.
-You know, uh,

588
00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:50,034
I see that
interview with Gunnar

589
00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:52,036
Are you now

590
00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:53,370
I'm sorry
You have to see it.

591
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:55,072
Well, you want to know
what I think

592
00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:56,774
Maybe not.

593
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:58,342
You know, maybe we just
Sweep this one under the carpet?

594
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,444
Alright, I think
you have to lower it.

595
00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:02,713
I will not be angry.

596
00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,214
You are the best bowler I know.

597
00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:06,316
Come on now,
You know I can't do that

598
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:08,318
No no,
I don't know that

599
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,955
I know you will beat me,
that's what I know.

600
00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:13,357
After everything
that he has put you through,

601
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,925
You are the only one
who can silence him,

602
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:17,227
and someone
needs to close him.

603
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:19,463
You know,
I know they did it,

604
00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:21,799
and I trained that person
it will do it

605
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:24,435
Okay, you know I really,
really believe that

606
00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:26,103
Just to be clear,
both of you are talking about...

607
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,971
Yes, I'm talking about Donna, Jeff.

608
00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:29,473
Yes, Jeff, who will you think about?
is he talking about?

609
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:32,476
-He trained me
-Yes.

610
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,945
-What does that make sense?
-You are the only one.

611
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,915
Sometimes you can be really stupid, you know that?

612
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:39,717
You know, if you don't
like steaming

613
00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:42,953
a piece of yum-yum is hot,
I don't know what I'm going to do

614
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,388
Look at you.

615
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,924
Ooh!
It's like Hercules.

616
00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,859
What?
We do some
shopping today

617
00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:49,993
-Yes.
-Yes, you do

618
00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:51,361
-Let me see the bread.
-Well.

619
00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:54,798
Of course I will win this year,

620
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,867
except some
Strange accidents happen

621
00:28:56,869 --> 00:29:00,738
I mean, my biggest competition
Right now is Donna.

622
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,273
You hear me.
Donna!

623
00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:06,777
Friggin & apos; Donna!
Who is donna

624
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:11,482
I mean, I'm what the bowling community is  refers to as an aircraft carrier.

625
00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:13,951


626
00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,920
C-a-r, no.
C-r-a-n,

627
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:22,059
yes, c-r-a-n,
c-r-a-n-k-e-r.

628
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:23,460
Cranker.
Right?

629
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:24,962
There aren't too many people
in a bowling alley

630
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:27,931
what can be done
what can I do

631
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:31,235
What I did was I came
with a high backswing,

632
00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:32,936
I silenced my shoulder,

633
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,805
then
I put a lot of rounds
on the ball,

634
00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:36,373
and then I just let 'er rip.

635
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:39,076
I get as close to the line as possible  and then I just released it.

636
00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:40,811
You know,
it's plant and pull.

637
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:43,814
So, plant and pull.

638
00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,382
As far as I know,

639
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:47,117
that's the best way to get it
big hook on your ball.

640
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,820
You know, I mean, of course you know

641
00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:53,991
Unless you're
an idiot friggin.

642
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,893


643
00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:59,930
Bowling is like living for me.
Frame by frame,

644
00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:01,431
no apologies.

645
00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:05,435
Gunnar did what Gunnar did,
and he never looked back.

646
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:08,438
Emily can blame everything she wants
for what happened,

647
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,809
but he needs
to look in the mirror.

648
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,811
You know, as far as
I'm concerned,

649
00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:15,279
if he doesn't choke,

650
00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:17,047
everyone will be
alive and well  singing "Kumbaya"
and.

651
00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:20,050
But he choked
at the end of the match,

652
00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,452
and I just let him
know about it

653
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:24,388
And that's my fault?

654
00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:26,390
That makes me a bad person?

655
00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:28,091
I don't think so.

656
00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:29,493
And I will study you
something else,

657
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,361
Americans also don't think.

658
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:32,896
Explosion!

659
00:30:32,898 --> 00:30:34,198
Okay, you know,
is not bad, it's not bad

660
00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:54,985


661
00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,854
What I will
tell ya though

662
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:58,989
Uh, I didn't implement it.

663
00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:00,490
Exactly.

664
00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,559
You know, bowling is like life.

665
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:05,229
You have to follow it up  Loss or loss,

666
00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:06,530
Implement.

667
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,598
Okay, I know, I know.

668
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,066
Two weeks,
you know.

669
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:10,367
We have to get this
every time.

670
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,236
Okay, you understand  Things really
heat up here

671
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,238
I can say yes,

672
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,639
we need Emily now
more than before.

673
00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:17,341
Since I got a promotion
for Christian brothers and sisters,

674
00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:19,643
I just don't have
almost the time needed

675
00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:22,045
But I will say we are entering
pretty good hands

676
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:25,582
-Yes!
What
-Succeed!

677
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,885
Yes, you do it
Do it.

678
00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:30,187
Do I think he can win?

679
00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:33,223


680
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:36,093


681
00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,661
Don't know, really,
I think.

682
00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:40,197
Uh, but he did it
is very good, you know

683
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:43,200
Bowling the best
he once had

684
00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:45,535
Is it enough to defeat Gunnar?

685
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:48,672
I don't know
Your guess is as good as mine

686
00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:51,208
But this is one thing
I will say,

687
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:53,477
no one will stop it
from trying

688
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:55,112
You know,
he'll get out of there,

689
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,513
and he will do his best.

690
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:59,216
I can guarantee it.

691
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:02,920
- Aah!
- Are you alright?

692
00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:04,154
my back.

693
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:07,024
I think
it's my dorsi latissimus

694
00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:09,459
He talks nonsense.

695
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:12,062
It's okay, Donna.
Just breathing, okay?

696
00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:14,398
-All will be fine.
-No, no.

697
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,567
The last time this happened,
I can't bowl for a month.

698
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:19,303
-Oh, I think it's torn.
-What, Donna.

699
00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:22,272
-I think it's torn.
-Everything will be alright.

700
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:26,109
No, I won't be fine.

701
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,946
This city needs you, Emily.

702
00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:31,548
Your family needs you.

703
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:37,220
I want you to bowl for me.

704
00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:45,062
Do you really think he will
Announce in the air?

705
00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,496
Dude, you never know  He could be
a total wildcard at times.

706
00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:50,033
No, no, it must be
about the tournament  So we have already told Emily
that the announcement is quite large

707
00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:51,702
- to appear on the show today
-I think he will be

708
00:32:51,704 --> 00:32:54,504
announces that he
entered the tournament

709
00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:56,440
Kenny might be right,
But, man, fingers are crossed.

710
00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,141
If he announces that
he will try dudes today,

711
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:02,379


712
00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:05,449


713
00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:08,385
good chance
my long hair pierced me
in front of the line

714
00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,253
Dude, I only say
if it will be anyone,

715
00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:13,123
- maybe me.
-What will you do?

716
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,993
Uh, we heard
you got news

717
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:18,161
-Hah?
-Event.

718
00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:21,031
We hear you have a big announcement to make.

719
00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:24,501
Oh, yes, time is big.
Get ready...

720
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:28,038
For me to enter the roseau bowl
this year's tournament

721
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,473
You said you were not afraid  Well, I have 288 reasons for you to be afraid,

722
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:33,176
you frickin & apos; little baby

723
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,512
That's what I thought
yesterday and, uh,

724
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:38,148
and they also
Reason.

725
00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:41,151
Well, I have the best friggin & apos;
Coach in Minnesota,

726
00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,220
and I came
to shout behind you,
Forgive my French.

727
00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:47,624


728
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:51,194
I'm Emily baardsson,
and that's how I rolled.

729
00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:56,733
Are 288 good scores?

730
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:02,139
Of course, that is very good.

731
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:04,074
But you know what
means right?

732
00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:05,609
That means
finally he choked.

733
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,310
Last frame

734
00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:10,313
When going down the wire,
he will choke

735
00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:23,760
he always does it

736
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:25,695
I don't know exactly what the science behind it is  But it has something to do with it
with women competing.

737
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,565
Now I will choose my words
be careful here

738
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,102
This is like--

739
00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:33,603
like their reproductive parts
or something reminds them  that if they ever
want to have a baby

740
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:36,440
their bodies
won't even let them win.

741
00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:39,142
Like, once again,
I don't know exactly
the science behind it,

742
00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,111


743
00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:44,347


744
00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:47,350
but that is something
I read online once at a.O.L.,

745
00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:50,220
and that is in the chat room.

746
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,500
You know,
You never know.

747
00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:06,503
I mean, you can't believe everything
you read online

748
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:08,839
Plus, how do I know
He's not one of those weird people  born with girls
and parts of boys?

749
00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:11,641
Then all science runs
until it's gone.

750
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:15,345
Everyone knows that.

751
00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:17,347
So Gunnar
only has to train
his butt off,

752
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:19,683
and that's what Gunnar is for.

753
00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:21,284
Oh, yes, that's much better.

754
00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:26,556
Yes, you know,
I don't see this point.

755
00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,258
Uh, to strengthen
backswing, doy!

756
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,861
Hey, don't do me.

757
00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:32,529
Okay, follow-up
is the most important thing,

758
00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:34,464
so I don't know why we
work quickly & apos; backswing

759
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,866


760
00:35:35,868 --> 00:35:37,501
when we have to work
carry out.

761
00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:40,370
Jeepers, em.
You don't need everything to work.

762
00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:41,671
You only need to have a good game.

763
00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:43,607
Yes I know.

764
00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:45,208
You think you can
enough ball torque

765
00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:46,543
to record 5-7 splits,

766
00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:48,245
or heaven forbid, 7-10,

767
00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:51,214
with backink?

768
00:35:51,216 --> 00:35:52,649
Gosh.

769
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:55,519
"Geez" right
No siree Bob, you can't.

770
00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:58,822
Now we don't have much time,
and we need to take you there.

771
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,824
-Good.
-Well.

772
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,926
- Tiger eyes.
- Strike

773
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,533
That torque
The torque is
The torque is

774
00:36:09,535 --> 00:36:12,402
Strike, strike, strike,
strike, strike!

775
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,673
Strike, strike, strike,
strike, strike!

776
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:25,615
That torque
The torque is
The torque is

777
00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,350
93, 94, 95...

778
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,686
You're great

779
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,389
96, 97, 98, 99, 100!

780
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:33,823
-Whoo!
-Whoo!

781
00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,759
Let's take it on track!

782
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:38,929
Yes, let's take
to the line too.

783
00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:40,463
-Whoo!
-Whoo!

784
00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:41,631
- Attack!
-Attacking!

785
00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:49,339
-Whooshka!
- Some hot plates are tater tot,

786
00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:51,208
Because he only
destroys potatoes  Pin it
Don't stand a chance

787
00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:53,243
What

788
00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:56,279
-Oh!
-Oh!

789
00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:05,956
-One more, one more.
-One more.

790
00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:07,290
Good.

791
00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:08,325
What

792
00:37:15,866 --> 00:37:17,367
Now ready
to take Gunnar?

793
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,541
Ready like me, huh.

794
00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:26,610
What

795
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,351
This isn't just one of them
Hollywood Films

796
00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:38,521
where a girl
only chases a man

797
00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:41,858
Unless you count the person
is at the top of the trophy,

798
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,827
which I think
I kind of left after.

799
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:46,763
Dang.
Eh.

800
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,865
What

801
00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,575
There are times
in someone's life

802
00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:00,443
where they can't lose,

803
00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,045


804
00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:03,813
and that's me now too.

805
00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:04,948
I can't lose  Unless someone bowl
scores higher than me,

806
00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:09,653
and then I will lose.

807
00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:12,756
But I feel very good
about that doesn't happen

808
00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:16,860
Maybe, for me.

809
00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:18,995
Wow.
Strong things, em.

810
00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,498
Oh, yeah, I heard it's fine,
You betcha.

811
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:28,071
Yeah, Emily is back
can't be better

812
00:38:28,073 --> 00:38:30,073
to kill the whole
reason.

813
00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,775
I mean, he will take it

814
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:33,410
literally dozens
Fans with him,

815
00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:35,011
and more people to feed

816
00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:36,579
only the same
more concession money

817
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,081
That's all the old
combination of mathematics

818
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,516
and common sense
there.

819
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:41,985
Barry,
five minutes late

820
00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:44,688
But bullshit,
I'm 25 minutes early.

821
00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:45,989
Get it.
Just testing it.

822
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:51,027


823
00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:53,730
Well, I'm a nice boss.

824
00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:55,865
But, seriously,
we like to joke
about here

825
00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:57,767
So, yes.
Hey, Adam.

826
00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:59,069
Hey, did you come to the Roseau
bowl this year?

827
00:38:59,071 --> 00:39:00,970
-You are betcha.
-See?

828
00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:03,873
Adam has never been to a roseau bowl in
three, four years

829
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:08,511
So not only will Emily
bring more fans with her,

830
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,780
I only hope that
he can get redemption

831
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:13,616
from what happened
last time.

832
00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:18,688
What happened
for my cousin, his father,

833
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:21,558
it's forgivable
It makes me sick.

834
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,893
- Did he tell you about that?
- About farting?

835
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:26,096
Oh, there's no siree.
No, Gunnar--

836
00:39:26,098 --> 00:39:27,997
Gunnar, he took it far more.

837
00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:34,671
This is bad,
That's all I can say.

838
00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:36,973
I'll leave it to tell you the rest about it  Barry!
Stop sleeping
on work!

839
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,710
I'm not
Frickin's eyes
wide open

840
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,412
I'm having lunch
in terms of friggin & apos;

841
00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:44,147
-I just tested it huh
-Breakin '& apos; blueberry and -

842
00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:45,915
every time Stinkin & apos;
Every time I click & apos; time.

843
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:48,051
Warming up, honey  Must have it
day ritual game

844
00:39:55,826 --> 00:39:57,160
How much do you have?

845
00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:58,928
How long have you been
going here

846
00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,897
Because I have friggin & apos;
burden them.

847
00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:04,968
No, I'm fine
is very special to be prepared.

848
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:07,103
I only rate a few
papers here,

849
00:40:15,479 --> 00:40:18,648
and I might
call Donna in a minute,

850
00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:21,151
see how it is.

851
00:40:21,153 --> 00:40:23,019
Honestly, it's true
is just a normal day for me

852
00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:24,754


853
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,856


854
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,958
before I go down
to the alley

855
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,095
So you don't have it
_ superstition or anything

856
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,730
Oh, gag me with a spoon.

857
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:49,078
48, 49, 50.

858
00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:58,922
All parts of the process
are large,

859
00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:01,925
You have to get sugar
out of cereal,

860
00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:04,627
But if you let it digest,

861
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,497
You get everything
Bad carbs too.

862
00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:08,665
A little secret
I came up with

863
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,900
to get the best
from both worlds

864
00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:30,253
50...

865
00:41:34,024 --> 00:41:36,559
I know I have
what is needed to win

866
00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:39,262
I'm ready
the way I have to win

867
00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:40,897
Superstition

868
00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:43,032
They are really fair
other forms of fear.

869
00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:47,203
That's an interesting way
to see it

870
00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,906
The way I see it,
if I win,

871
00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:51,908
that's because
I was the best that day.

872
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:54,744
If I lose,
it's because I'm not
pretty good.

873
00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:57,614
This is the most important part of the morning ritual  I have to put it
my underwear inside out.

874
00:41:57,616 --> 00:42:00,884
Well, why is that?

875
00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:02,519
Uh, 12 years ago,

876
00:42:02,521 --> 00:42:04,587
I was on the third day
my underwear  competition day

877
00:42:04,589 --> 00:42:06,256
Obviously,
You don't want to kiss,

878
00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:08,258
so I put it in

879
00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:10,727
to extort one more day
out of agreement  That was the first time
I brought home the gold.

880
00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:13,029
Since then,

881
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,231
even if I only use it someday

882
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:18,535
or no day,

883
00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:20,103
I still reverse it in the
day tournament

884
00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:21,838
I forgot twice,

885
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,706
and that is two years
I got the second

886
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:27,644
Accident?
Not.

887
00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:29,746


888
00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:32,081


889
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:37,020


890
00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:39,756
Do you think you need to do that
to defeat Emily too?

891
00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:43,293
Ha!
Very funny
I forgot to laugh

892
00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:45,194
Do you know what?
You are right.

893
00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:47,564
I will place them regularly
only to prove one point.

894
00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:53,636
Uh, I might as well
put them inside out.

895
00:42:53,638 --> 00:42:57,106
I mean, I will come
on the seventh day now.

896
00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:59,275
There is nothing
to do with Emily

897
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:00,977
You know, it won't work
if I use
some magic t-shirts,

898
00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:02,912
if I put my underwear
out,
it's just fear  So do you know about Gunnar?

899
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:06,716
Huh?

900
00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:09,218
Gunnar puts
underwear inside

901
00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:11,120
tournament day

902
00:43:11,122 --> 00:43:12,956
No.

903
00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:14,691
No.

904
00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:15,758
No.

905
00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:18,995
Get out of town

906
00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:21,764


907
00:43:25,736 --> 00:43:27,337


908
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:33,109
No no no no.
Not!

909
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:36,245
This happened.
Gunnar versus Emily.

910
00:43:36,247 --> 00:43:38,381
An epic fight
it will make

911
00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:41,818
federation-klingon
war of 2372

912
00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:45,321
looks like a vrash
massacre by the community of the people.

913
00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:48,858
That's right.
Gunnar has this

914
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,360
Me and Gunnar,

915
00:43:50,362 --> 00:43:52,862
we will become
stars from the show

916
00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:55,064
Why are you?

917
00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:56,766
Oh, you don't--
don't you hear?

918
00:43:56,768 --> 00:44:00,637
Um, they chose--
they chose me to be that man

919
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:05,141
who's singing
ASA national anthem
for bowling things

920
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:08,211
So, uh,

921
00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:12,181
if you want,
I might be able to give you a little sneak pre-

922
00:44:23,427 --> 00:44:24,661
Emily?

923
00:44:25,929 --> 00:44:28,398
Em?

924
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,034
Hey, em,
it's Nick

925
00:44:31,036 --> 00:44:33,302
Long hair doesn't care.

926
00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:35,071
Back hair doesn't care.

927
00:44:35,073 --> 00:44:37,073
Time to go
to the tournament, em.

928
00:44:37,075 --> 00:44:38,775
Time to bowl several attacks,

929
00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:40,777
get some spare parts

930
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:47,150
Emily, are you okay?

931
00:44:47,152 --> 00:44:50,720
Heck no.
No, I -
I'm sick, you know

932
00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:52,955
I'm sicker than a dog
in an ice fishing hole.

933
00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:56,025
Yes, hey, em,
tournament today

934
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,394
Big tournament.

935
00:44:58,396 --> 00:45:00,463
Have you forgotten that
is today

936
00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:03,166
Bowl of roseau?
-I know, Nick, I know.

937
00:45:03,168 --> 00:45:05,201
Good.

938
00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,469
I, uh, you know,

939
00:45:06,471 --> 00:45:10,106
I can bjorn
bowl in my place  Not me--
I don't think like that -

940
00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:12,341
Very good idea, em.

941
00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:14,077
-I don't have anything else.
-Psych is out, em.

942
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,482
You have you

943
00:45:19,484 --> 00:45:21,751
Come on, I mean,
You are amazing in everything.

944
00:45:21,753 --> 00:45:24,721
And that's why I am very grateful
for our friendship

945
00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:27,990
And, I mean, I know

946
00:45:27,992 --> 00:45:29,759


947
00:45:29,761 --> 00:45:31,894
that there will never be
Anything more than that,

948
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:34,230
and it's really okay

949
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,199
You can't help
but be an babes.

950
00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,736
You know,
I can't blame you,

951
00:45:39,738 --> 00:45:41,504
because I really
being an babes

952
00:45:41,506 --> 00:45:44,841
Babes are really mine
favorite things in the world

953
00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:46,409
That's like,
why am I doing anything

954
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,077
Why did I go outside?

955
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,879
Uh, I don't know
Hopefully I see a baby.

956
00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:52,415
You know,
It's like the motto of my life.

957
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,951
- dear day...
- Give a bad buffet.

958
00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:56,285
I know.
I help you write it.

959
00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:58,387
But are you trying to say?

960
00:45:58,389 --> 00:46:01,824
I tried saying it
which I really like
being your friend,

961
00:46:01,826 --> 00:46:04,427
and I know you can do this

962
00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:07,497
Whether you are sick or not,
I believe in you.

963
00:46:07,499 --> 00:46:09,065
-That's sweet.
-Frick, it's sweet.

964
00:46:09,067 --> 00:46:11,033
I'm a funny person.

965
00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:13,903
You know, hey,
You remember what you
viewed the vlog right?

966
00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:15,772
Oh, my goodness,
yes of course.

967
00:46:15,774 --> 00:46:17,974
Yes, well, you get sick
when you do that too  Yeah, okay, but, you know,
How is that related?

968
00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:19,976
Now, that's the episode
you're talking about

969
00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:21,978
art from
follow-up.

970
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:23,980
Not only in bowling,
But in real life too.

971
00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:27,517
You know, you always know
how to get what you want

972
00:46:27,519 --> 00:46:29,919
by just following.

973
00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:31,921
That's why, what,
one million people or more

974
00:46:31,923 --> 00:46:34,190
have watched the episode
when like most

975
00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:36,559
it's almost
already a hundred.

976
00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:38,895
Okay, Nick,
That's not why everyone

977
00:46:38,897 --> 00:46:40,530
-draw the video
-Oh really?

978
00:46:40,532 --> 00:46:43,499


979
00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:46,435
Yes, that's the episode
where my breasts appear
for almost a minute

980
00:46:46,437 --> 00:46:48,571
-That's true, 54 seconds.
-You know, I don't even know

981
00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:50,373
my breasts appear until
I see the video finished

982
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,375
- one hundred thousand views
-Yeah, the video is very big

983
00:46:52,377 --> 00:46:54,477
because you know how to follow up.

984
00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:56,479
I mean, it's like,
no matter how sick you get

985
00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:58,347
or how long does your titty
hang out from your shirt,

986
00:46:58,349 --> 00:47:00,216
You keep going  You know,
you are very dedicated  Look, they, like,
know what you decide,

987
00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:01,984
I will always be
in your corner, okay?

988
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,955
I appreciate it

989
00:47:05,957 --> 00:47:08,457
Um, but I -
you know, me...

990
00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:11,861
I just don't think
I can do that.

991
00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:14,831
Em, I know you can do it

992
00:47:16,433 --> 00:47:18,534


993
00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:20,903


994
00:47:20,905 --> 00:47:22,405
I hope you change your mind.

995
00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:30,413
Alright, leave here.

996
00:47:30,415 --> 00:47:31,547
Good.

997
00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,167
Hey, Barry.

998
00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:54,503
Cash drawers come out right
three days in a row?

999
00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:58,541
Ah, jeez.
Hello?

1000
00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:02,478
This disease really hits you fast  Yes.
I, uh,

1001
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,448
I think so.

1002
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:08,317
I think we should
might go

1003
00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:09,619
so we don't catch anything

1004
00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:11,087
No, you will -

1005
00:48:14,024 --> 00:48:16,325
You will be fine.

1006
00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:17,894
Ugh.
I just got a call
from Nick

1007
00:48:20,030 --> 00:48:22,365
He said
I should have a bowl
in their place

1008
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:25,635
Gosh, is he sick or what?
I don't know

1009
00:48:25,637 --> 00:48:28,037
Some doofus
must take crazy pills

1010
00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:30,606
to think I can bowl
in a tournament like that.

1011
00:48:30,608 --> 00:48:32,909
We make people enter
from friggin & apos; anoka

1012
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:35,111


1013
00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:37,980
and friggin "Blaine
and friggin" coon rapids.

1014
00:48:37,982 --> 00:48:39,382
I only think & apos;
about my father

1015
00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:43,452
Where is he now?

1016
00:48:47,357 --> 00:48:50,192
-Mati.
-Oh.

1017
00:48:50,194 --> 00:48:52,228
I'm sorry.

1018
00:48:56,099 --> 00:49:00,269
You know, Gunnar is fair
pushing and encouraging...

1019
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:02,104
And full moon
and fart...

1020
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,543
You know, as if I didn't do it
already felt pretty bad  about losing, you know?

1021
00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:09,545
He must go and succeed
countless times worse.

1022
00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:12,181
And, uh--

1023
00:49:16,353 --> 00:49:19,422
and, uh,
my father stepped in

1024
00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:21,290
But, uh,

1025
00:49:24,728 --> 00:49:27,430
I think he must have
heat or something...

1026
00:49:27,432 --> 00:49:30,266
And, uh--

1027
00:49:33,003 --> 00:49:35,972
You know, in his heart
because...

1028
00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:38,074
He has a heart attack.

1029
00:49:42,579 --> 00:49:44,347
And he...

1030
00:49:47,584 --> 00:49:48,718
He died.

1031
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,622
I'm sorry.

1032
00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:04,233
He is the best friend
In the world,

1033
00:50:09,706 --> 00:50:13,542


1034
00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:15,745
and it's my fault
that he died

1035
00:50:18,482 --> 00:50:20,649
Bro!

1036
00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,118
Your Bowler
isn't here yet

1037
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,586
-Yes.
-Is there Emily?

1038
00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:26,122
I'm talking about you
We got bad news, bro.

1039
00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:27,456
Well that's how it is,
you told me.

1040
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,658
There are literally,
I don't know,

1041
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:31,660
dozens of people here
to see a big fight.

1042
00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:33,262
Yes, that's the problem  There won't be a big fight, friend  Emily is sick  Not kidding?

1043
00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:34,497
Yes man,
is dead seriously, bro.

1044
00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:36,665
Oh, my goodness.

1045
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:38,534
-Oh, jeez.
-Yes.
Oh, yes, right.

1046
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,069
I just hope he's fine.

1047
00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:42,738
Yes, I just hope that these people
last a long time...

1048
00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:44,340
For nothing

1049
00:50:44,342 --> 00:50:46,175
I reduce the full concession
full plum for this

1050
00:50:46,177 --> 00:50:48,611
Well, scram!

1051
00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:53,682
Attention, everyone.

1052
00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:56,452


1053
00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:00,489


1054
00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:15,704


1055
00:51:15,706 --> 00:51:17,706
Emily will not succeed
to the tournament

1056
00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:23,412
Listen, make sure to relax
your sadness, um,

1057
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:26,082
with an ice cold
fountain or a nice hot "pretzel",

1058
00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:28,584
available at, um,

1059
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:31,720
right there
in the concession.

1060
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:35,091
Listen, this news must be sour,
so get something sweet,

1061
00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:36,826
like candy
or maybe some Taffy.

1062
00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:38,461
You can also
upgrade any food

1063
00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:40,796
with a good order
hot fries.

1064
00:51:45,735 --> 00:51:48,404
Anywho, we will
go forward and start
with the tournament

1065
00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:49,872
Come on, uh,

1066
00:51:49,874 --> 00:51:53,375
have Barry Williams here
to sing the national anthem

1067
00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:06,255
hey, I heard
You feel really inferior.

1068
00:52:06,257 --> 00:52:09,592
Yes, yes,
You know, I, uh,

1069
00:52:09,594 --> 00:52:12,461
gets a severe sinus infection
in my lower abdomen,

1070
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:15,631
and, uh, this is very bad,
do you know?

1071
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,633
You don't get sick, what?  I mean, the network doesn't
from blowing your nose

1072
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:21,604
What happened to father
is not your fault  -I know, but I--
-plus, let's not pretend

1073
00:52:30,614 --> 00:52:32,481
he's exactly the
picture of health

1074
00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,550
Well, three times
Champion eats schnitzel
never

1075
00:52:34,552 --> 00:52:36,552
No. Look, em,

1076
00:52:36,554 --> 00:52:38,521
Daddy wants you to bowl.

1077
00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:41,590
So what are you saying?

1078
00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:44,460
And we are going on, fans.

1079
00:52:44,462 --> 00:52:46,562
I am Alan Johnson,
the owner is beautiful
formation,

1080
00:52:51,601 --> 00:52:53,602
and beside me as usual,
minority beautiful vocals

1081
00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:56,305
and my sister
From another mother, Johnny.

1082
00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:59,642
Yes, look, our dad can't save it in his pants.

1083
00:52:59,644 --> 00:53:02,578
It looks like today today
There will be a bowling game.

1084
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:04,914
Nice color there, Johnny.

1085
00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:07,683


1086
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,318


1087
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,819
I might add, the coat
looks amazing to you,

1088
00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:12,888
like the last
seven days in a row

1089
00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:15,257
Now, you don't travel
to the American mall

1090
00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:16,892
- only for cargo shorts.
-You certainly don't.

1091
00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:18,661
Let's go down to the floor.

1092
00:53:25,635 --> 00:53:27,403
And the perfect strike
for Gunnar

1093
00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:30,639
Two more, and rightly so
out of the competition

1094
00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:33,242
-No, it's Turkey.
-I don't really do
meat now

1095
00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:35,444
-I am rather clean.
-Well, this works

1096
00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:38,380
-You look fantastic.
My stomach feels amazing.

1097
00:53:40,350 --> 00:53:42,284
-Hey!
Hey, Emily is here.
-What?

1098
00:53:42,286 --> 00:53:45,387
No no.
Can you believe Emily
appears?

1099
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:48,557
Right,
I looked at him.

1100
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,227
- Sorry I'm late.
- It's a little late.

1101
00:53:51,229 --> 00:53:53,362
-Ooh.
Right-o.
-Closed, Johnny.

1102
00:53:53,364 --> 00:53:54,763
Sorry.
We have started.

1103
00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:56,232
-I really don't regret
-That's right.

1104
00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:58,300
We actually started.

1105
00:53:58,302 --> 00:54:00,302
-Well, have everyone
been fascinated?
-Just me, toots.

1106
00:54:00,304 --> 00:54:01,837
Attacking.

1107
00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:03,272
The rule states
that long

1108
00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:05,474
no bowler is fascinated
two frames,

1109
00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:08,244
new competitors
are allowed to join
a competition

1110
00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:09,912
with the most votes
from all bowlers

1111
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:11,714
and permission
from commissioner

1112
00:54:11,716 --> 00:54:13,515
-Let me see it.
-No, it's not a rule book.

1113
00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,017
This, uh, "brotherhood
from traveling pants."

1114
00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:18,554
-No spoilers.
-You know I don't have a problem.

1115
00:54:18,556 --> 00:54:20,723
Thirsty for clashes?
Fast and quench your thirst

1116
00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:21,991
right now
ice cold water drinks

1117
00:54:21,993 --> 00:54:24,260
Available in
standing concessions

1118
00:54:24,262 --> 00:54:26,262
This is ridiculous!
I tried to have a
tournament here!

1119
00:54:26,264 --> 00:54:27,930
The only thing that is ridiculous is the savings  when you buy
jumbo cheese pretzels
or nachos

1120
00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:30,633
available now
in the concession.

1121
00:54:30,635 --> 00:54:32,968
What's wrong, Gunnar?
You look scared  I mean, I will too,
if I'm you.

1122
00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:35,337
-I am not afraid at all.
-So you are afraid of something.

1123
00:54:35,339 --> 00:54:37,740
No, I just said it
"I'm not afraid at all."

1124
00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:41,310
You just used
double negative,

1125
00:54:41,312 --> 00:54:43,312
so that it changes
to positive,

1126
00:54:43,314 --> 00:54:44,680
which translates to
"I am afraid of something."

1127
00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:46,348
So you are afraid of something.
We want to know what that is.

1128
00:54:46,350 --> 00:54:48,550
Yes, you know,
he's not wrong

1129
00:54:48,552 --> 00:54:51,553
This is a bee, isn't it?
I'm also afraid of bees.

1130
00:54:51,555 --> 00:54:53,322


1131
00:54:53,324 --> 00:54:54,957


1132
00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:56,825
I'm not even allergic or anything  -I hate being stung.
- Giving a sting is the worst.

1133
00:54:56,827 --> 00:54:58,994
Right?
And swelling
and itching -

1134
00:54:58,996 --> 00:55:01,030
-All right!
Get the sound already!
-You heard that guy.

1135
00:55:01,032 --> 00:55:02,731
All Bowlers support Emily
in the competition

1136
00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:05,067
- just say "aye."
-Yes.

1137
00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:07,636
-Yes.
-Not!

1138
00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:09,972
Mostly.
Let's start, people.

1139
00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:12,675
Good, but be prepared
dominated.

1140
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:14,710
I didn't take it
easily to anyone  So he thinks it's easy for someone  Stay here
to find out who

1141
00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:17,313
Shut up, Johnny.
Start talking to Americans.

1142
00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:19,982
You will get it, Emily!

1143
00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:21,850
ski-u-mah!

1144
00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:24,853
Gunnar and Emily really
escaped with it

1145
00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:26,622
Ninth frame,
Gunnar leads seven pins.

1146
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,498


1147
00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:58,721


1148
00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:01,423


1149
00:56:01,425 --> 00:56:03,792
-Maybe need a miracle here.
-Of course.

1150
00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:05,728
Whether it's or to take

1151
00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:08,397
eight more points than Gunnar
in the next two boxes.

1152
00:56:08,399 --> 00:56:11,100
-I believe it will happen
do the trick too
-It really will.

1153
00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:13,535
Really going.
Let's go back there.

1154
00:56:18,409 --> 00:56:20,909
oh!
Friggin & apos; no!

1155
00:56:20,911 --> 00:56:23,512
-Gunnar is not
like that looks like that.
-What's possible

1156
00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:24,847
there is something
strategic

1157
00:56:24,849 --> 00:56:26,815
about leaving them
two pins there

1158
00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:28,417
Maybe he is planning
for the next step,

1159
00:56:28,419 --> 00:56:29,752
and this is setup.

1160
00:56:29,754 --> 00:56:31,720
Anything along the line
maybe at all?

1161
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,922
-Really no.
-Right-o.

1162
00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,791
This is Emily,
Opportunities, though bleak,

1163
00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:38,127
not enough eliminated
From mathematical games.

1164
00:56:38,129 --> 00:56:39,962
I'm actually
in Emily's math class.

1165
00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,163
And even though it's not enough
half tard,

1166
00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,799
certainly not
straight-a student

1167
00:56:53,043 --> 00:56:54,877
shoot.
Emily almost missed her

1168
00:56:54,879 --> 00:56:56,712
- that strike.
-mm, maybe

1169
00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:59,581
if he just takes it
the bee dick to the left,

1170
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,450
he must have taken it
the last pin

1171
00:57:01,452 --> 00:57:03,185
That will be
a higher score

1172
00:57:03,187 --> 00:57:05,888
Good work
with your number,
Johnny.

1173
00:57:05,890 --> 00:57:07,589
This is a series of Gunnar
to open the tenth frame.

1174
00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:16,832
-He scores!
-Like the tater tot hot dish,

1175
00:57:16,834 --> 00:57:20,202
- it's delicious
-It's like victory

1176
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:23,172
No, you smell bad,
and I get serious

1177
00:57:23,174 --> 00:57:25,707
Maybe I'm full.
Deal with that.

1178
00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:27,576
What

1179
00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:29,545
Friggin & apos; dirty

1180
00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:38,954
another strike
Extraordinary.

1181
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:41,089
I haven't seen
dancing movements like that

1182
00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:43,592
since the last time
our father remarried...

1183
00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:45,160
-Next.
-That's right.

1184
00:57:45,162 --> 00:57:46,862
Gunnar looks to put the last
nail on the coffin  Closed game
with Turkey

1185
00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:57,940
Emily will take it
second place is easy,

1186
00:57:57,942 --> 00:58:00,108
but it's no longer possible
for him to win game one.

1187
00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:02,644
- Yes, he needs a miracle.
-No, he really can't win  Exactly.

1188
00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:05,814
I don't know
You will succeed
is very easy for me

1189
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,049
Oh yeah?
Good,
I've been warm now.

1190
00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:25,667
So you go to the city center,
buster chocolate

1191
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,504
Hah!
You keep bowling
like a can of rotten lutefisk,

1192
00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:31,773
the only
down is you

1193
00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:34,743
- to the trash can
-Yes?

1194
00:58:34,745 --> 00:58:36,745
Well, at least I didn't smell like a rotten lutefisk.

1195
00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:38,547
You always eat,

1196
00:58:38,549 --> 00:58:41,216


1197
00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:43,218


1198
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,220
When it's rotten,
maybe.

1199
00:58:45,222 --> 00:58:48,023
Ooh, a shot was fired.

1200
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:23,992
All right,
here it is, em.

1201
00:59:23,994 --> 00:59:25,661
I believe yes

1202
00:59:27,196 --> 00:59:29,197
Not me--

1203
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:31,733
I don't think
I can beat him.

1204
00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,001
There is nobody
on the planet

1205
00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:35,137
I believe
is more than you,

1206
00:59:35,139 --> 00:59:37,205
and I met
Leonard Nimoy once.

1207
00:59:37,207 --> 00:59:38,874
And if that's the case
to show this,

1208
00:59:38,876 --> 00:59:41,043
I'm still silent
more trust you  I mean, it will be close,
But, uh,

1209
00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:42,811
You will take the cake.

1210
00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,012
Leonard Nimoy is dead.

1211
00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:46,214
-What?
-Yes.

1212
00:59:46,216 --> 00:59:48,584
Well then,
some other stars
have what is needed

1213
00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:52,220
to pull through
when it's possible to fight them,

1214
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:54,356
like, uh, Whitney Houston.

1215
00:59:54,358 --> 00:59:56,124
What I'm trying to say is
You have it on yes.

1216
00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:58,327


1217
00:59:58,329 --> 01:00:00,195
You always have

1218
01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:02,631
And like that
Missing Houston alone,

1219
01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:05,167
You will continue to succeed for the coming years.

1220
01:00:05,169 --> 01:00:08,003
Bobby chocolate
can't make you disappointed

1221
01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:09,871
It's time to get some.

1222
01:00:12,676 --> 01:00:15,077
and we are back,
round two of three

1223
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:18,080
If Gunnar wins this one,
is over.

1224
01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:30,993
beautiful dinkum
That is an absolute pearl.

1225
01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,900
to take the game before
He let this one escape.

1226
01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:41,903
-He is bowling
like a real dick
-I can hear you.

1227
01:01:09,099 --> 01:01:11,099
Wow.
It's two in a row
for Emily

1228
01:01:11,101 --> 01:01:13,101
She's perfect so far.

1229
01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:17,739
This is a perfect streak
all the way through.

1230
01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:19,775
-300
- closes what
I will assume,

1231
01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:22,077
but there is no way
know for sure

1232
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:29,451
and another strike for Emily.

1233
01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:32,821
-Halfway through,
and he's still perfect.
-That's safe to say

1234
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:34,823
That Emily
is Serena Williams

1235
01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,792
awkward
sports white people

1236
01:01:36,794 --> 01:01:39,227
She's of course,
and she's phenomenal  Emily has this one in the bag.

1237
01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:01,149
We go
for the third, people.

1238
01:02:01,151 --> 01:02:03,018
What's
Good!

1239
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:05,187
I know you can do it.
I know you can do it.

1240
01:02:05,189 --> 01:02:07,756
You know,
I started to trust me
like you believed in me  You must.
I mean, you are amazing.

1241
01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:09,758
-All good luck.
-All good luck?

1242
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,059
Hah!
My ass  You want me to go
"Batman forever" on your ass?

1243
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:13,929
-Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
-Make your face
looking like a seal?

1244
01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:15,397
-You will get
a kiss from the rose
-It's not cool

1245
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:17,265


1246
01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:19,401


1247
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:21,803


1248
01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:23,171
Seal skin is like that
from disease.

1249
01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:24,806
Pretty sure
This is from a shark attack.

1250
01:02:24,808 --> 01:02:26,475
That's where
he gets the nickname "seal".

1251
01:02:26,477 --> 01:02:29,845
-Uh, the seal has lupus.
-Then how can he walk?

1252
01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:31,513
Did he get a better doctor
than President Roosevelt?

1253
01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:35,283
-Uh, f.D.R.
Have polio.
-Yes?
You have polio,

1254
01:02:35,285 --> 01:02:38,787
and I will attack the shark,
and you are just a seal

1255
01:02:38,789 --> 01:02:40,956
-not all
the killer is slow.
-You know what?

1256
01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:43,058
-You are so stupid & apos; idiot.
-I might be an idiot,

1257
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:45,227
but at least I won't choke in the last game  You did it before,
You will do it again.
Everyone knows that.

1258
01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:48,430
Then you have to go
and hide for another five years.

1259
01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:51,133
Also, I'm not an idiot.

1260
01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:55,837


1261
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:56,031
three frames to round three,
and Gunnar sit perfectly.

1262
01:03:56,033 --> 01:03:57,599
Meanwhile,
Emily seems to have

1263
01:03:57,601 --> 01:04:00,101
losing steam from two
rounds with two spare parts

1264
01:04:00,103 --> 01:04:01,469
and failed
to close one third.

1265
01:04:07,977 --> 01:04:10,979
How come, em?

1266
01:04:10,981 --> 01:04:13,982
-Nothing.
You?
-Ah, pretty good.

1267
01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:15,483
Uh, it's a little cooler
than I want,

1268
01:04:15,485 --> 01:04:16,952
But that's Minnesota for you.

1269
01:04:16,954 --> 01:04:19,054
Ahem.
Yes, yes, I know.

1270
01:04:20,957 --> 01:04:22,290
There
something you want

1271
01:04:22,292 --> 01:04:23,992
Yes, I, uh,

1272
01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:26,962
I just want to talk to you about this  -Yes.
-Look.

1273
01:04:26,964 --> 01:04:28,897
You are the best bowler
I have never seen,

1274
01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:30,432
above and outside the track.

1275
01:04:30,434 --> 01:04:33,201
-Thank you.
-No, I mean, they are.

1276
01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:36,037
You can do this,
Alright?

1277
01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:38,039


1278
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:40,542
You only need to remember
who you did it for

1279
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:42,544
Yes.

1280
01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:44,145
Okay, yes, it appears.

1281
01:04:44,147 --> 01:04:46,348
-Yes.
-Not.

1282
01:04:46,350 --> 01:04:48,049
You need to do this for you.

1283
01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:50,385
Your whole life,
everything you do is give.

1284
01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:52,320
You waste your time
with Donna,

1285
01:04:52,322 --> 01:04:55,624
and God blessed his heart,
he friggin & apos; smell

1286
01:04:55,626 --> 01:04:58,460
So it's Gunnar
screws and other screw bowlers.

1287
01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:00,128
This is for you,

1288
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:02,330
because that's what father
wants.

1289
01:05:02,332 --> 01:05:04,499
OK?

1290
01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:06,968
-Yes.
-OK.

1291
01:05:06,970 --> 01:05:08,970
Go get him

1292
01:05:49,012 --> 01:05:51,346
I have never seen anything like this  -He is a woman on a mission.
Speaking mission,

1293
01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:54,716
if you are on your way back
from the bathroom,

1294
01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:56,217
stop at
concession stand

1295
01:05:56,219 --> 01:05:57,485
for new halal
Polish corn dogs

1296
01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,521
They are delicious.

1297
01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:01,122


1298
01:06:07,230 --> 01:06:09,230
Gunnar seems to feel
the pressure

1299
01:06:09,232 --> 01:06:12,100
It seems like he lost focus.

1300
01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:14,102
What is it
Is that important in bowling?
I imagine it.

1301
01:06:14,104 --> 01:06:16,438
The most sure thing is,
Johnny, yes

1302
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:25,080
And another strike
for Emily

1303
01:06:25,082 --> 01:06:27,415
We are watching
bowl bowl bowls.

1304
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:28,750
That sounds more grand

1305
01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:32,053
than I consider it
in real life.

1306
01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:39,594
-How is that bowl!
-How about the bowl!

1307
01:06:39,596 --> 01:06:41,229
He is unstoppable.
Slow start,

1308
01:06:41,231 --> 01:06:43,198
but has been blown away perfectly
since then the third frame.

1309
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,533
Now, there's only one small box left

1310
01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:48,069
and their value
is close enough,
is that fair to say?

1311
01:06:48,071 --> 01:06:50,071
Yes, Johnny,
they are all tied up.

1312
01:06:50,073 --> 01:06:51,606
That sounds very close.

1313
01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:54,209
Have you ever
Gunnar going to a bowl first.

1314
01:07:21,471 --> 01:07:24,472
Maybe a wish
He hit all the pins
on the last one.

1315
01:07:24,474 --> 01:07:25,807
That's my best guess.

1316
01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:27,675
Nobody escaped
my brother Johnny

1317
01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:29,377
This is Emily.

1318
01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:47,662
you're a little pretty

1319
01:07:47,664 --> 01:07:50,632
Check Emily
Hoo-hoo, wow!

1320
01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:52,167
One down, two to go.

1321
01:07:59,142 --> 01:08:00,608
I don't believe this.

1322
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:08,516
Do you have fun?

1323
01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:12,087
Yes.

1324
01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:15,290
-For father
- Alright, you understand this

1325
01:08:35,811 --> 01:08:38,613
yes!

1326
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,548
He did it.

1327
01:08:40,550 --> 01:08:43,251
He has won
Open bracket
Championship

1328
01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:46,588
and redemption
for his father,
my cousin.

1329
01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:48,389
Stop by
concession stand
celebrate

1330
01:08:48,391 --> 01:08:51,693
with licorice
rope or ice cold fountain.

1331
01:08:51,695 --> 01:08:54,229
They are not sold.
We only have lots available.

1332
01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:57,665
And everything ends,
I hope, the point.

1333
01:08:57,667 --> 01:08:59,200
I have several places to be.

1334
01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:03,571
yes, dear

1335
01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:09,277
You did it

1336
01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:12,447
-Whoo!
Yes!
-Whoo!

1337
01:09:12,449 --> 01:09:15,316
You're friggin 'cheated!

1338
01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:17,886
You cheat.
Everyone knows that.

1339
01:09:17,888 --> 01:09:21,789
-I won the fair and square.
-Okay, whatever, Gunnar.
Have a nice day.

1340
01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:23,691
Nine times out of ten
I caught you cheating.

1341
01:09:23,693 --> 01:09:27,228
-You are a friggin cheater.
-Customers submarine for everyone.

1342
01:09:27,230 --> 01:09:28,596
-I like subs.
-Whoo!

1343
01:09:28,598 --> 01:09:29,864
-Whoo!
-Attacking!

1344
01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:45,580
oh, jeez,
tastes good.

1345
01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:47,315
Publicity from winning
bowl roseau

1346
01:09:47,317 --> 01:09:49,317
has been extraordinary.

1347
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:52,820
I mean, I've almost
six foreigners sent me
happy flowers

1348
01:09:52,822 --> 01:09:55,356
So, yes, it's pretty crazy.

1349
01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:58,726
And, oh, my goodness.
It doesn't stop there too,
no siree

1350
01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:02,197
My video blog has taken off
like a business nobody.

1351
01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:03,531
This pays the bill now,
do you know?

1352
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:06,534
So I have to stop
my teaching job

1353
01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:08,303
And now I have
So much free time
to train Donna

1354
01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:11,372
to win next year
bowl roseau

1355
01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:14,375
And bjorn
has trained me

1356
01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:17,412
to win this year
national championship

1357
01:01:13,144 --> 01:10:20,748
Bombs fall.

1358
01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:22,684
Six months, huh?

1359
01:10:22,686 --> 01:10:25,553
It seems like it's longer behind bars.

1360
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,889
You go to prison  Yeah, night
from the tournament,
I'm drunk.

1361
01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:31,726
I don't mean it like that
Some drinks are too much  I shouldn't drive
my truck is drunk

1362
01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:33,595
I mean, like,

1363
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,597
faint,
wake up outside

1364
01:10:35,599 --> 01:10:36,931
with a goat chained
around your feet

1365
01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:39,300
and toilet cake
in your pocket
a little drunk

1366
01:10:39,302 --> 01:10:40,969


1367
01:10:40,971 --> 01:10:43,972


1368
01:10:43,974 --> 01:10:46,507
In my case, it wasn't
up outside,

1369
01:10:46,509 --> 01:10:48,509
I'm awake
in a drunk tank

1370
01:10:48,511 --> 01:10:51,379
And instead of a toilet cake
in my pocket,

1371
01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:53,514
I just don't have
there are pants

1372
01:10:53,516 --> 01:10:56,384
And, uh, the goat?

1373
01:10:56,386 --> 01:10:58,519
No, that happened.

1374
01:10:58,521 --> 01:11:01,856
Anywho, I always heard
that when you were imprisoned

1375
01:11:01,858 --> 01:11:04,259
You have to beat
the biggest guy there

1376
01:11:04,261 --> 01:11:07,495
so you don't become
prison.

1377
01:11:07,497 --> 01:11:10,665
I will be appointed
he is a man,

1378
01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:14,002
You know, coming from a costume party or the like.

1379
01:11:14,004 --> 01:11:17,872
It seems,
the police uniform
is very real,

1380
01:11:17,874 --> 01:11:22,043
and that's the night stick,
pepper spray, taser,

1381
01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:23,845
unit k-9.

1382
01:11:26,415 --> 01:11:27,915
After I recover,

1383
01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:30,585
I have five months to attack officers.

1384
01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:32,287
Which is rather bull,

1385
01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:34,689
because even so
I threw the first punch,

1386
01:11:36,593 --> 01:11:38,726
Oh, son, we are very happy
for Emily to win.

1387
01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:41,529
And, uh, we've taken care of it
since it's been quite busy ever since.

1388
01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:46,434
I found a bird outside,
and almost died.

1389
01:11:46,436 --> 01:11:47,735
I took care of her back to health.

1390
01:11:47,737 --> 01:11:49,604
Saved at home
for a week.

1391
01:11:49,606 --> 01:11:51,439
-Yes.
- And then I let it go.

1392
01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:53,308
And that's what you have to do.
You have to let them fly.

1393
01:11:53,310 --> 01:11:54,909
-Yeah, yeah.
-Will not hold it
for pets,

1394
01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:56,544
but I take care of him
back to health

1395
01:11:56,546 --> 01:11:58,079
You did it,
and then you kicked it out
with a broom

1396
01:11:58,081 --> 01:12:00,448
Yes, then I'm shooed.
I said, "shoo! Shoo!

1397
01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:02,517
- Let's go now!"
-Don't want to go

1398
01:12:02,519 --> 01:12:04,886
-because it really loves him.
-Yes.
Look at that now

1399
01:12:04,888 --> 01:12:06,654
- They will bond with me
-True.

1400
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:09,057
He uses that difficult love,
gets himself a broom,

1401
01:12:09,059 --> 01:12:10,491
evict the bird
out of the house

1402
01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:12,093
You have to push the
bird out of the nest

1403
01:12:12,095 --> 01:12:13,895
-That's what they said
-Correct.

1404
01:12:13,897 --> 01:12:16,397
So we think about
Adopting, you know?

1405
01:12:16,399 --> 01:12:19,734
You are obviously
in to treat quite large

1406
01:12:19,736 --> 01:12:21,336
when you hear me  singing the USA national anthem
in bowling.

1407
01:12:21,338 --> 01:12:26,341
But, like, of course,
There are some freakin 'jerks

1408
01:12:26,343 --> 01:12:30,745
like saying
stupid bullshit on YouTube

1409
01:12:30,747 --> 01:12:34,349
Like, whatever.

1410
01:12:34,351 --> 01:12:36,351
I will only
stay alive,

1411
01:12:36,353 --> 01:12:38,353
Because I have some real sensations
Behind me from that too.

1412
01:12:38,355 --> 01:12:44,125
I have to sing the USA
song on St. Paul's game.

1413
01:12:44,127 --> 01:12:48,996
Likewise
a cheeseknob freakin
do that,

1414
01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:52,367


1415
01:12:52,369 --> 01:12:54,502
Mister @cmchfx?

1416
01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:59,040
Maybe not.

1417
01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:01,743
Um, if you want,

1418
01:13:01,745 --> 01:13:03,745
Maybe I can
get you a cassette

1419
01:13:03,747 --> 01:13:06,147
from me doing
the singing thing

1420
01:13:06,149 --> 01:13:08,683
for you to use
in your film

1421
01:13:14,022 --> 01:13:15,556
In a bright note,

1422
01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:17,892
I became very spiritual
in prison.

1423
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:20,628
I realized that I had done it
that I need to work,

1424
01:13:20,630 --> 01:13:22,029
and the word Buddha
really speaks to me  This helps me become a better person
above and outside the track.

1425
01:13:22,031 --> 01:13:25,166
Gunney, tater tot
hot dish is ready

1426
01:13:25,168 --> 01:13:26,567
Let's have dinner

1427
01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:29,003
I told you!
I want to scan
and lefse.

1428
01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:31,706
How hard can
be

1429
01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:33,408
to open the can
from lutefisk

1430
01:13:33,410 --> 01:13:36,778
and wrap some
lefse?

1431
01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:38,946
That woman.

1432
01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:41,482


1433
01:13:41,484 --> 01:13:43,651


1434
01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:49,757


1435
01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:52,627
This is what I faced.

1436
01:13:52,629 --> 01:13:54,862
This is my life.

1437
01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:57,865
Most of my videos
get hundreds
thousands of views

1438
01:13:57,867 --> 01:14:01,035
Some even go up
in millions.

1439
01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:02,804
Unfortunately,
the same old video

1440
01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:05,440
still valid
my personal note

1441
01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:10,878
Yes, the booby slip clip
takes off like fire.

1442
01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:20,655
That's how you are...

1443
01:14:20,657 --> 01:14:22,824
Follow through with style.

1444
01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:24,892
I mean, of course
someone might pass

1445
01:14:24,894 --> 01:14:26,527
and they will see
and be like,

1446
01:14:26,529 --> 01:14:28,863
"what's friggin & apos; heck
is he doing?"

1447
01:14:28,865 --> 01:14:31,866
And I want you to see them
in the eyes and you say,

1448
01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,768
"I showed the world
what I got

1449
01:14:33,770 --> 01:14:37,939
And what I got was real...

1450
01:14:41,176 --> 01:14:44,679
Show the world what you got.
Don't hold back anything.

1451
01:14:44,681 --> 01:14:49,517
I'm Emily Baardsson
and that's how I rolled.

1452
01:14:49,519 --> 01:14:51,919
What is
Freakin & apos; jeez.

1453
01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:54,856
This is heavy.

1454
01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:56,524
Friggin's lips & wet.

1455
01:15:10,873 --> 01:15:13,875
What
I like bowling
a real doofus out there today.

1456
01:15:19,148 --> 01:15:21,148
Did you say that?
"defecate alone"?

1457
01:15:29,558 --> 01:15:31,225
I know I need
to become a bowler  when I and
my best friend's room

1458
01:15:31,227 --> 01:15:32,927
throwing stones
each other

1459
01:15:32,929 --> 01:15:34,562
and it hit it
right on the forehead

1460
01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,698
He is very angry.

1461
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,300
and he tripped me,
like, very hard,

1462
01:15:41,170 --> 01:15:43,704
I wake up from that,
and I know I need
to become a bowler  This is not terrible.
He can still
grab backup

1463
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:51,245
I like photographing people who have a kitchen table,

1464
01:15:53,148 --> 01:15:55,149
but they have,
like, different chairs

1465
01:16:01,690 --> 01:16:04,025
it's not
come with a table

1466
01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:05,560


1467
01:16:05,562 --> 01:16:07,228


1468
01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:08,996
Yes, he found it
is really interesting

1469
01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:11,032
Yes, so whenever we go
some friends' houses  and they have a kitchen table,

1470
01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:12,800
But it's clear that the chair
is not suitable -

1471
01:16:12,802 --> 01:16:15,036
-Where do you get it?
-Where did you get it?

1472
01:16:15,038 --> 01:16:16,637
What happened to the normal chair?

1473
01:16:16,639 --> 01:16:19,173
Did they break up?
and then you can't
get them fixed or something?

1474
01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:21,042
And there is usually
heck of a story there,

1475
01:16:21,044 --> 01:16:23,044
and I will write the story
and I will include it in this book.

1476
01:16:23,046 --> 01:16:25,012
Now it's like -

1477
01:16:25,014 --> 01:16:26,280
it's a blank photo album.

1478
01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:28,149
I only filled out
a photo album,

1479
01:16:28,151 --> 01:16:29,717
then I just
write a little note

1480
01:16:29,719 --> 01:16:30,985
about where the
seat came from

1481
01:16:30,987 --> 01:16:32,987
So it's not like that
actual book or not.

1482
01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:34,989


1483
01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:37,091
How full is the photo album
at the moment?

1484
01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:38,593
Six or seven tables.

1485
01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:40,361
Six or seven tables,
a bunch of chairs

1486
01:16:40,363 --> 01:16:41,896
So get there.

1487
01:16:44,032 --> 01:16:45,366
There is a doctor
they are in the air

1488
01:16:45,368 --> 01:16:48,369
Saturday morning
at 630.

1489
01:16:48,371 --> 01:16:50,237
Ask him if it's normal
for people

1490
01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:53,240
to only have sex
in the dark.

1491
01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:55,743
I don't think
She's a doctor like that.

1492
01:16:55,745 --> 01:16:57,745
They are all
Such doctors.

1493
01:16:57,747 --> 01:17:01,182
This is human nature, Jeff.

1494
01:17:01,184 --> 01:17:03,384
I have a need, you know

1495
01:17:03,386 --> 01:17:05,119
You must have
the light on

1496
01:17:07,956 --> 01:17:10,291
Why don't you stop
in the concession,

1497
01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,293
get licorice ropes,
corn dogs,

1498
01:17:12,295 --> 01:17:14,295
or ice cold fountains.
We have pretzels,

1499
01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:16,664
open-face sandwich,
and personal pizza.

1500
01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:18,265
Feel free to take whatever you like

1501
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:19,867
We were right
stocked up this year.

1502
01:17:19,869 --> 01:17:21,268
They are not sold
or free,

1503
01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:23,037
we only have
many available

1504
01:17:24,806 --> 01:17:27,775
Fair Dinkum!
That is an absolute pearl.

1505
01:17:27,777 --> 01:17:29,777
That is a rip snorter.

1506
01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:33,347
That's really bonzo.
It is belter.

1507
01:17:33,349 --> 01:17:37,718
You're a little pretty
Check Emily

1508
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:40,988
Wow!
An absolute ball breaker
from Emily

1509
01:17:43,158 --> 01:17:44,659
Don't say anything
for Emily,

1510
01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:47,395
but I will eat Booty
like shopping

1511
01:17:47,397 --> 01:17:49,997
Jeez Louise,
is really inappropriate,
Nicholas.

1512
01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:54,101
I think he heard me.

1513
01:17:59,274 --> 01:18:00,808
-Ha, Gary
-Hey, Gunnar

1514
01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:02,376
I'll play bowling
for free today right?

1515
01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:05,146
Okay, um, my name is, uh--

1516
01:18:05,148 --> 01:18:06,781
I'm a bar - I'm bar--
1538
01:18: 08.450 -> 01:18: 12,687
Are you guys, eh,
Look at that?

1517
01:18:12,689 --> 01:18:17,091
We only, like--
we just hang out
for a while or whatever
1540
01:18: 17,093 -> 01: 18: 18,225
This is really cool.

