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[2 LIVE CREW'S "ME SO HORNY" PLAYING]

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<i>♪ Oh, sock it to me!
Ooh! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh
Me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Me love you long time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Me so horny
Me so, me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Me so horny
Me love you long time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sittin' at home
With my dick on hard ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So I got the black book</i>
<i>For a freak to call ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Picked up the telephone
Then dialed the 7 digits ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby
Are you down with it?"♪</i>

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<i>♪ I arrived at her house
Knocked on the door ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Not having no idea
Of what the night had in store ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm like a dog in heat
A freak without warning ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I have an appetite for sex
'Cause me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh
Me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Me love you long time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh
Me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh
Me so, me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh
Me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Me love you long time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's true you were a virgin
Until you met me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I was the first to make you hot
And wetty-wetty ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You tell your parents
That we're goin' out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Never to the movies
Just straight to my house ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You said it yourself
You like it like I do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Put your lips on my dick
And suck my asshole too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm a freak in heat
A dog without warning ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My appetite is sex
'Cause me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh
Me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Me love you long time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh
Me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh
Me so, me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's like that man they call
Georgie Puddin' Pie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I fuck all the girls
And I make 'em cry ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm like a dog in heat
A freak without warning ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I have an appetite for sex
'Cause me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh
Me so horny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Me love you long time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fuckie suckie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Me fuckie suckie ♪</i>

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MAN:
Thank you, Grace,

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for that lovely a cappella version
of the National Anthem.

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Please welcome to the stage a student
who needs no introduction,

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however, she did write one
for me to read to you. Ahem.

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"Today's keynote speaker
holds the highest GPA

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in the history of Merriwether High.

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As president of Mathletes, Key Club
treasurer, editor of the school paper

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<i>as well as her own self-published
magazine Womyn With a Y,</i>

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please put your hands
together, oh,

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but remain seated
so those behind you can see,

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this year's Valedictorian,
Brandy Klark."

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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FIONA:
Go, Pancake.

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Please be quiet.

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[CROWD MURMURING]

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Our First Lady,
Hillary Rodham Clinton, once said:

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"You cannot be both young and wise."

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I say, let's prove her wrong.

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Get off the stage, virgin.

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[CROWD LAUGHING]

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[CROWD MURMURING]

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GIRL:
What a loser.

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Thank you. That's great.

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Nice speech, spaz. What, you have
like a death wish or something?

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Good chime-in.
No, I don't have a death wish.

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Amber, be nice to your sister.
CAMERON: Hey, Brandy. Brandy.

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Hey, Brandy.
Hey, Cameron.

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Killer speech. Really inspirational.

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Your hair smells good.
What is it, lavender?

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Who is this? Who are you?
Oh, hi. Cameron Mitchell, sir.

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George, it's Cameron.
Brandy's science lab partner.

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AP Chemistry partner.

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He is?
Yes.

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Dad.
What?

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BRANDY: It's Cameron.
Okay.

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Can I talk to you for a second, please?
Yeah.

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Um... So it was really rad
studying with you this year.

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I'm so psyched that we'll be
working together at the pool.

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Oh, me too.
And we're going to Georgetown together.

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I mean, you got a full ride,
I got a partial, but whatever.

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I think that fate
is trying to tell us something.

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Barf. Two nerds in love.

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Shut up.
Our relationship is strictly professional.

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We're just friends. God, I hate you.

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So sorry, Cameron.
No, that's okay.

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You were saying- Uh...

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I was just saying that I think that...

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I wanted just to give you this.
Oh, thanks. Socks.

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Actually, those are slippers,
and they're for your dorm room--

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[GIRLS SQUEALING]

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WENDY:
We did it.

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Oh, my God.

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The slutty Oompa Loompas.
Honey.

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Can we get out of this family fuck-fest
and go to a party?

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Hey, Judge. 
Hi, Mrs. Klark.

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[GIRLS WHOOPING]

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[SPIN DOCTORS' "TWO PRINCES" PLAYING]

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Hey, go fuck yourself.

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Dude, you don't give the chick
you're crushing on socks.

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They're slippers, actually.
Oh, whatever, man.

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You give her girly shit,
like perfume or a scrunchie.

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Brandy is not a girlie girl.
She's hard to read.

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Sometimes I think she likes me,
sometimes I think she's a robot.

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Oh, I knew it. She's a lesbo.
She's not a lesbo.

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[PAGER CHIMES]

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Oh, shit. Just got a page. Let's jet.

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You don't really think she's a lesbo?
I kind of do.

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I have to register, contact my
dorm mate, label my clothes--

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And see Beaches. I got it on VHS.

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We have to have a special sleepover
to watch it before we leave, okay?

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Special sleepover?
WENDY: Yes.

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God, you're so weird.
Okay, Wendy, "Watch Beaches."

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I'll put it on the list.
Thank you.

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Save money for computer.
That'll take forever. Buy shower shoes.

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You know how much bacteria
is in communal showers?

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If you don't bring your own shoes--
FIONA: God, stop. Put it away.

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Put it away. All right?
You're being a buzz kill.

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Okay. Guess it can wait.

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I am excited for the all-night
graduation party.

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Those Mormons have some
great activities planned.

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And I think it's the perfect alternative
to Derrick Bergwill's stupid kegger.

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I mean, who needs alcohol
when there's a hypnotist?

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[ALL CHUCKLE]

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Fiona, you missed the turn.

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Hey, seriously,
you missed the turn. Hey.

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What the H-E-double hockey sticks.

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Told you she'd freak. She almost swore.
Better turn around, Fiona.

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There is no way
I am turning this car around.

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Pancake, I'm taking you to a real party.

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Booyah. Class of '93, fucktards.
Whoo!

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<i>CROWD [CHANTING]:
Drink, drink, drink, drink!</i>

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<i>Drink, drink, drink, drink!</i>

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[GAGGING]

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You guys suck.
FIONA & WENDY: Dicks.

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Hey. Ha, ha.

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I'm out of here.
Let's get our drink on.

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Excuse me.

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Fiona, my dad is a judge.
He'd be so disappointed.

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You know, Brandy,
in Europe there's no drinking age.

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Parents give their babies wine and shit.

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Twenty-one is, like,
such an arbitrary age, because it's, like,

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you can go to war and die,
but you can't have a little drink now?

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Look, you know I hate hypocritical laws,
but, Fiona, you are driving.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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I'm throwing this out.
No.

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♪ Pour some sugar on me
In the name of love ♪

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Who is that?
That is Rusty Waters.

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♪ Pour your sugar on me
Can't get enough ♪

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♪ You got the peaches
I got the cream ♪

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♪ Sweet to taste, saccharine ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm hot
Hot, so hot ♪

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♪ Sticky sweet
From my head to my feet ♪

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♪ Do you take sugar?
One lump or two? ♪

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♪ Now take a bottle
Now shake it up ♪

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♪ Break the bubble
Break it up ♪

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♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪

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♪ Come on, fire me up
Pour your sugar on me ♪

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♪ I can't get enough
Pour some sugar on me ♪

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♪ In the name of love ♪

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We can stay.

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<i>CROWD [CHANTING]:
Chug, chug, chug, chug!</i>

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<i>Chug, chug, chug, Chug!</i>

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[ALL CHEERING]

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Yes.
Here's to pussy.

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Oh, God. What is that?
That's disgusting.

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Peach schnapps. The only thing my dad
wouldn't miss from the liquor cabinet.

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I'm sticking to beer.
I'll stick to schnapps.

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BRANDY: I can't feel my legs.
You're like after-school-special drunk.

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BRANDY: Beer should be a food group.
Am I right?

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FIONA:
Uh-huh.

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BRANDY:
I like being on the top bunk.

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WENDY: If you fart, I'll kill you.
BRANDY: Ladies don't fart.

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[BANDY FARTS]

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Don't-- Ew.
FIONA: Except this one.

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FIONA: Sleep well, drunkie.
BRANDY: I love you.

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I love you too.
We love you.

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Whoo!

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We're gonna go party now. Bye.
I've made it to the top.

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Guys are gone? It's all good.

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Let's play a game. I hide, you seek.

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Here's a hint, I'll be in bed.

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Hey, who are you?

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[SIGHS]

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TOY:
<i>I know you are, but what am I?</i>

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[LAUGHS]

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[OVER SPEAKERS]
♪ Wake up, <i>girl</i> ♪

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<i>♪ Wanna get a message to you ♪ ♪</i>

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Oh, I should do this more often.
Getting drunk is fun.

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Oh, yeah? It's about to get
a whole lot funner.

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You mean, more fun.
"Funner" is not a word.

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<i>[♪♪]</i>

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<i>♪ Met her in my dreams
She was my queen ♪</i>

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Ooh...

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<i>♪ Rivers and streams ♪</i>

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You feel like Marky Mark looks.

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Oh, yeah?
How about some good vibrations?

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[GASPS]

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You ready for some more?

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Yeah. As long as you don't
have oral herpes.

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Wait.

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Who the fuck are you?
Brandy Klark, Valedictorian.

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Yeah, you're not who I was looking for.

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Nice to meet you.

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[VOMITING THEN COUGHING]

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Why am I so stupid?
What was I thinking?

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That it tastes better on the way down
than it does coming up? Jesus.

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Your vomit's the color of Kermit the Frog.
Why did I say that?

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Why didn't I just keep
kissing him back?

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Excuse me?
Who the fuck did you kiss?

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Whom.
Whom the fuck did you kiss, Brandy?

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Whom the fuck did you kiss, Brandy?
Brandy.

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Whom the fuck did you kiss?
Rusty Waters.

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What? No.
Shut up.

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Are you serious?
I've never felt that way before.

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What, horny?
Yeah, welcome to puberty, man.

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No.

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Like nervous.
Like I didn't know what to do.

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I always know what to do. Always.

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So you're saying
that you kissed Rusty Waters...

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but you didn't put out?
Are you crazy?

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Or a lesbian.
No.

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I wanted to put it out.
I didn't know how.

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What do you mean you didn't know how?
He kisses you, you just kiss him back.

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I mean, it's not that hard.

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Unless you're good at it,
and then it is hard. Do you get it?

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Wendy.
I mean his dick.

227
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,882
Guys, this is serious.

228
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,203
The last time I Frenched
was with Jason Swan in ninth grade.

229
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:26,126
We had to end our relationship because
it interfered with student-council duties.

230
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,011
You could've gone all the way
if you didn't lose your shit.

231
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,766
Can you imagine losing your V card
to a college guy?

232
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,526
No premature ejaculation.
He'd hit your G spot.

233
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,889
Yeah, you'd probably come
like three times.

234
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,044
Come where?

235
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,527
Really? That's a" Orgasm.

236
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,524
You think if I'd been ready
and wanted to and not so drunk,

237
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,206
had protection and maybe a cute bra,
we could've--?

238
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,805
Fucked?

239
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,205
Yeah. Totally.

240
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,203
You blew, like, a major opportunity.

241
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,523
FIONA: I mean, there's nothing wrong
with being a late bloomer, Pancake,

242
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,651
but let's face it,
you're not getting any younger.

243
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,322
I kissed his nipple.
What?

244
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,689
I think I sucked on it.

245
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,850
That's okay.
But I don't know why.

246
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,570
[ALARM CLOCK RINGING]

247
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,688
<i>[♪♪]</i>

248
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,847
[GROANING]

249
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,165
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH THEN HINDI]

250
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,081
Hey, could you get me a coffee?

251
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,563
BRANDY:
Ugh. You smell like patchouli.

252
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,011
Good morning. Why is Chip
shaving his legs in the bathroom?

253
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,401
Because he mountain bikes, duh.

254
00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,683
MRS. KLARK:
Chip spent the night, sweetheart.

255
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,080
Chip did what?

256
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,244
He spent the night.
He's going off on some big fishing trip.

257
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:59,041
They won't see each other all summer.
He's following Phish, as in the band.

258
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,601
You gave Amber permission
to have a boy sleep over?

259
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,966
He's a man.
In her bed?

260
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,841
Not a boy, it's her fiance. Where else
am I gonna have him sleep, on the couch?

261
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,402
Why the heck not?
How was your little church party?

262
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,481
I wouldn't know.
Fiona and Wendy took me to a kegger,

263
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,610
I got drunk and puked my brains out.

264
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,203
You should probably ground me.
Mom, do we have ginger ale?

265
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,283
Let me see, honey.
Dumb-ass.

266
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,602
Are you still drunk?
Don't tell them that.

267
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,009
MRS. KLARK: Brandy tells us everything.
Too much, if you ask me.

268
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,606
And we trust her to make
the right decisions.

269
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,411
Or, at least, learn from her mistakes.
Right, honey?

270
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,409
You need to learn how to lie.

271
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,764
She does not need to lie.
In this house, honesty is the only policy.

272
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,803
That's right.
MRS. KLARK: There you go, honey.

273
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,440
And we think this hangover
is punishment enough.

274
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,080
You're not even grounding her?
Un-fucking believable.

275
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,169
Hey!
BOTH: Language.

276
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,810
<i>[♪♪]</i>

277
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,645
Sorry I'm late. I experimented with alcohol
last night and puked on my way here.

278
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,683
I had to stop for mouth wash.

279
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,844
My name is--
Brandy Klark. Yeah, I remember.

280
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,211
Do you ever wear a shirt?

281
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,843
Very funny. Heh.

282
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,843
Man, last night was embarrassing.

283
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,965
You must think I'm some type
of sex maniac or something,

284
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:35,682
but I promise you, next time, I will ask
before I strip down and start kissing you.

285
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,690
Okay.
Anyway,

286
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,207
I take it you're here
for lifeguard orientation.

287
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,768
How did you know?
Tsk.

288
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,681
All right, then. Let's go meet the boss.

289
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,927
<i>[♪♪]</i>

290
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,605
[SNORING]

291
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,369
This is the pool manager?
Shh. He is sleeping.

292
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,088
Yeah, I can see that.

293
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,527
Excuse me. Sir?

294
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,364
Excuse me.

295
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,205
Hello.

296
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,211
Excuse me. Hi.

297
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,210
Rise and shine.
Shh. Shh.

298
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,244
This is... It's all happ--
It's all happening.

299
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,561
[MUMBLING]

300
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,246
It's a happy...
Excuse me. I think you're dreaming.

301
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:21,485
Ow.
Please stop. Stop it. Please.

302
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,251
Hi.

303
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,401
Hi. I'm Brandy.
Brandy Klark?

304
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,687
It's orientation.
She's a newbie. Cut her some slack.

305
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,724
Cut me some slack?
Correct me if I'm wrong,

306
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:45,726
but I think we're here to work,
not hang out and get a suntan.

307
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,924
You guys.
Hair of the dog...

308
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,368
I can't believe you're drinking that.
Do you know what time it is?

309
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,642
No. I partied on Friday.
What day is it?

310
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,371
It's Monday.
Fucking A, man.

311
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,488
All right, I better get to work.

312
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,687
Have at it,

313
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,365
newbie.

314
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,648
You expect me to clean up
all that by myself?

315
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,365
Yes.
I can help you.

316
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,807
No, you won't.

317
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,723
<i>[♪♪]</i>

318
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,329
AMBER: I was thinking the
colors for the wedding,

319
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,641
burnt sienna and turquoise.

320
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,962
Do they have burnt sienna flowers?
I don't know.

321
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,805
Hi, sweetie. Dinner is waiting.
BRANDY: Hi.

322
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,644
BRANDY: Sorry I'm late.
Hey, sweetie.

323
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,167
Good evening.
How was lifeguard orientation?

324
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,044
Humiliating.
Hmm.

325
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,328
My burn-out boss
decided to make fun of me

326
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,165
in front of this
incredibly hot college guy.

327
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,402
Ah-ha. Shocker.

328
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:56,322
Mom, when exactly
did you lose your virginity?

329
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,960
On our wedding night.
Pass the potatoes, please.

330
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,851
George.
The potatoes, Jean. Please?

331
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,002
Oh, honestly.
Thank you.

332
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,330
Way to go, dumb-ass.
Shut the front door, Amber.

333
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,171
Shut the back door, Brandy.
Not the back door.

334
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,765
What? Not the back door.

335
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,730
There's doors we don't do.
The back door's one of them.

336
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:24,247
It's the'90s.
You'll have to get with the times.

337
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,529
Fine, we can get call waiting.
I'm not talking about call waiting.

338
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,081
I'm talking about Brandy.

339
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:34,131
She's clearly curious about sex.
I think I should talk to her.

340
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,170
No. No talk.
Your talks do more harm than good.

341
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,291
What's that supposed to mean?

342
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,489
It means, you had a talk with Amber
and look how that turned out.

343
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,842
You put her on the pill
when she was 15

344
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,288
and she's been dating,
pardon my French, jerks ever since.

345
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:52,724
And now she's gonna marry one.
You can't blame Chip on me.

346
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,202
Anyway, what do you expect, Brandy's
gonna wait till her wedding night?

347
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,722
It worked for you.

348
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,965
Let's see.
I lost my virginity when I was 15.

349
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,731
Fifteen?
No, actually 14, with Francois.

350
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,567
Our exchange student?
But he was so rude.

351
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:17,851
He always played his stereo too loud.
He never let me in his roo-- Touche.

352
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,766
He had a big dick. Yeah, Francois,
you know, sex wasn't that bad

353
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,922
but it didn't get good
until sophomore year.

354
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,163
College, okay, that makes sense.
You're more mature--

355
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,769
High school. By then, the guys had cars.
We would park at Beaver Creek.

356
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,890
Do people still do that,
go to Beaver Creek to fuck?

357
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,766
How would I know?
Oh, shit, right. Virgin. Ha, ha.

358
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,288
Man, it feels good to finally be smarter
at something than my kid sister.

359
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,606
Loser. Seriously, you wanna pop
that cherry before you get to college.

360
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,125
Before? Why?

361
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,841
Okay, how can I put this in terms
a Mathlete understands?

362
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:56,045
Yes, in terms a Mathlete understands.
I'm fucking trying, okay?

363
00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:01,570
Freshman year is like
one big sexual pop quiz.

364
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,888
You need to do your homework.
Homework?

365
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:08,921
Yeah. God, it's crazy, freshman year.
I fucked my R.A. the first week.

366
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,647
Wonder what she's up to.
It was a girl?

367
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,165
Yeah.

368
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,122
Oh, my God,
I have a lot of work to do.

369
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,086
[NAUGHTY BY NATURE'S "O.P.P." PLAYING]

370
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,442
Let's do this.

371
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,611
<i>♪ Army with harmony ♪</i>

372
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,925
<i>♪ Dave, drop a load on 'em ♪</i>

373
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,969
Okay, Amber...

374
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,963
<i>♪ O.P. P.
How can I explain it ♪</i>

375
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,884
let's see what you got.

376
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,680
<i>♪ O is for other ♪</i>

377
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,242
Titty-- F-word.

378
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,160
"Motorboating."

379
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,325
Uncle Andy has a boat.
That should be easy.

380
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,525
<i>♪ If the other party isn't gaming
It seems I gotta start the explaining ♪</i>

381
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:03,527
"Teabagging." Must be British.

382
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,808
<i>♪ You get home, wait a day
She's what you wanna know about ♪</i>

383
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,008
<i>♪ Then you call up and it's her girlfriend
Or her cousin's house ♪</i>

384
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,044
"Shocker: One who shocks."

385
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,565
Hmm.

386
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:17,807
Maybe it's some kind of surprise.
"Hand job, blowjob, rim job."

387
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,607
Why so many jobs?
What's a rim job anyway?

388
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,529
Come on, rim job. Not listed.

389
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,041
Guess I will have to ask
the librarian on that one.

390
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:34,128
<i>♪ You down with OPP
Yeah, you know me ♪</i>

391
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:41,448
And finally, sexual intercourse
with Rusty Waters.

392
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,441
<i>♪ You down with OPP
Yeah, you know me ♪</i>

393
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,490
<i>♪ Who's down with OPP?
Break it down ♪</i>

394
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,565
Well, let's get to work, vagina.

395
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,891
Here you go.
Have a good day. Bye-bye.

396
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,209
Hello. Welcome to Big Bun.
May I help you?

397
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,364
I decided to lose my virginity
to Rusty Waters.

398
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,404
You want fries with that?
No.

399
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,887
FIONA: "Finger-banged, sixty-nine"?
"Titty fuck, blowjob."

400
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,886
I had no idea that you could be so--
Sophisticated?

401
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:22,728
Slutty. There are things on this list
that I haven't even done, Brandy.

402
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,524
This is awesome.

403
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,126
So you're gonna scam on other guys
and then hook up with Rusty?

404
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,970
Mm-hm.
No offense, but how?

405
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,128
You said yourself
he's out of your league.

406
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,203
I never said that.
I did.

407
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,761
Okay, yes, he's out of my league now

408
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,447
but not once I learn
how to pearl-necklace him.

409
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,687
Huh. Actually sounds really elegant.
It's not.

410
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:52,280
Anywho, I'm witty, engaging,
smart, well-read.

411
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,603
Once I add "sexually experienced"
to the package, he'll want me.

412
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,967
Plus, you're an untouched virgin.

413
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,566
Yeah. What guy's gonna say no
to a virgin, right?

414
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,200
Thank you.
That's just the encouragement I need.

415
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,448
<i>[♪♪]</i>

416
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:11,403
<i>KIDS [CHANTING]: Let us swim! Let us swim!
Let us swim! Let us swim!</i>

417
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:17,488
<i>Let us swim! Let us swim!
Let us swim! Let us swim!</i>

418
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,929
BRANDY: Cameron. Cameron.
CAMERON: Whoa!

419
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,406
What was that about?
Pool rats.

420
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,927
Get here at dawn,
don't leave till September.

421
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,130
We're cheap daycare
for the neighborhood rats.

422
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:39,611
I'm sure it's not that bad.
Just you wait, newbie.

423
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,845
<i>KIDS:
Let us swim! Let us swim! Let us swim!</i>

424
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,482
<i>Let us swim! Let us swim! Let us swim!</i>

425
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,688
[SHUSHING]

426
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,367
[KIDS CHEERING]

427
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,682
<i>♪ And a poom-poom
Just shake ya rump ♪</i>

428
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,842
♪ All <i>I</i> wanna do
Is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom ♪

429
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,771
<i>♪ And a poom-poom
Just shake ya rump ♪</i>

430
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,849
♪ All <i>I</i> wanna do
Is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom ♪

431
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,048
<i>♪ And a poom-poom
Just shake ya rump ♪</i>

432
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,362
<i>♪ Check, baby, check</i>
<i>Baby, one two three four ♪</i>

433
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,887
<i>♪ Check, baby, check
Baby, one two three ♪</i>

434
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,168
<i>♪ Check, baby, check
Baby, one two ♪</i>

435
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,560
<i>♪ Check, baby, check
Baby, one ♪</i>

436
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,643
<i>♪ It's called a rump shaker ♪</i>

437
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,611
Hey. guys, get Off the-- Aah!

438
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,886
[KIDS LAUGHING]

439
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,961
See you later, sucker.
Loser

440
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,811
Tried to warn you, newbie.
Aah!

441
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,450
[KIDS LAUGHING]

442
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:41,083
What the truck, Willy?
Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch.

443
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,242
[SIREN WAILING]

444
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,085
Settle down and give her a chance
to catch her breath.

445
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,687
Hey, come here. You all right?

446
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,243
Come on.

447
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:02,405
Now you okay?
I am now.

448
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,761
Good.

449
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,725
[KIDS LAUGHING]

450
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,087
Just a little hazing, newbie.
You're good.

451
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,481
Can't believe
you didn't see that coming.

452
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,440
Hey, guys,
put those noodles down. Hey.

453
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,405
Ha-ha-ha. Who did that,
the bubbles in the whistle?

454
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,927
I haven't seen that in years.
That's funny.

455
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,449
<i>♪ Darling, don't you go away ♪</i>

456
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,125
on“!

457
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,251
Mayonnaise? In my sunscreen bottle?
Come on, guys, I'm not that pale.

458
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,930
You are a true doofus.

459
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,929
She's so stupid.

460
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,443
<i>KIDS: Poop! Poop! Poop!
Poop! Poop! Poop!</i>

461
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,642
Newbie, poo patrol.

462
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:47,682
Ha, ha, ha. Very funny.
How very Caddyshack of you.

463
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,645
What did she mean by Caddyshack?
Don't know.

464
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,121
It's not poop. It's not poop.
I'm getting hazed.

465
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,288
You know what that means?

466
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,488
What is it, you guys, Baby Ruth?

467
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,960
Snickers? It's very convincing, Willy.
I'm impressed.

468
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:08,245
Oh, no. She's not gonna--
Dude, she's gonna.

469
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,007
[GAGS]

470
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,481
ALL:
Oh...

471
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,768
[SQUEALS]

472
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,490
[LAUGHING]

473
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,441
Get out of my way!

474
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,171
Oh, my God.
I've never seen that before.

475
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,290
That's not even on <i>Faces</i> of Death
or any of that shit.

476
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,847
[KIDS CHATTERING & LAUGHING]

477
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,324
I fucking like this girl.
That was awesome, newbie.

478
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,323
<i>[♪♪]</i>

479
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,490
Both the boys and girls
locker rooms are clean, okay?

480
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,529
It's not really fair
you made me do both.

481
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,809
Yeah, well, life's not fair, newbie.
You got that right.

482
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,605
No!

483
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,206
Brandy, help--
Not falling for it.

484
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,122
<i>[♪♪]</i>

485
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,486
[GASPS THEN COUGHS]

486
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,851
You really don't know how to swim?
I hate the water.

487
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,890
What's wrong with you?
Don't tell anybody. I'll lose my job.

488
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,731
You should lose your job.
That is so irresponsible.

489
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,168
I'm gonna call the Parks Department.
Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey.

490
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,403
Brandy? Let's not tell anybody.
Let's pretend it didn't happen.

491
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,850
You want me to lie?
My dad is a judge.

492
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,846
Shit, shit, shit. Look, I'll learn, okay?
I'll learn how to swim.

493
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,002
You know what?
Hey, you can teach me.

494
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,050
Seems like something you'd be into.
You're bossy and stuff.

495
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,363
You like to order people around.
Come on, okay? Please?

496
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,443
I can't lose my job, please.

497
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,287
Fine, but I charge $6.25 an hour, cash.

498
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,647
Shit.
And no more hazing.

499
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:07,089
Okay, no more hazing, $6.25 an hour.
Hey, Brandy. Hey, deal.

500
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,285
Deal. Whoo!

501
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,842
Okay, that's it, that's it. That's it.
Hey, come on.

502
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,089
Hey. You're still gonna teach me
how to swim, right?

503
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:21,040
Brand? Where's your towel?
I need to dry off.

504
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,800
<i>♪ Come on ♪
♪ Let's talk about sex, baby ♪</i>

505
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,884
<i>♪ Let's talk about you and me ♪</i>

506
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,725
Okay, Pancake,
you made that list like a week ago.

507
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,690
When are you gonna grow a pair
and do something on it?

508
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,207
Lay off, Fiona.
Some people are just slow learners.

509
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:39,564
I'm not a slow learner. I got a five
on my advanced-placement tests.

510
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,324
Oh, right.

511
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,326
And it just so happens,
I plan on getting...

512
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,882
finger-banged tonight.

513
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,766
I think it's finger-blasted.
No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.

514
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:56,642
Okay, well, whatever it is,
I'm going to do it tonight.

515
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,084
All right.

516
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,960
Just how exactly
do you know when to do it?

517
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,726
You'll be like wet and stuff.
You'll be wet and stuff.

518
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,326
Make sure to tell the guy
how wet you are. They love that.

519
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,448
The guy's gonna be doing
most of the work.

520
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,642
Yeah, but most guys suck at it.

521
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,689
When Ross Peterson
tried to finger me,

522
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,683
it was like he was digging
for loose change.

523
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,002
Like dimes between couch cushions.

524
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,571
<i>♪ Let's talk about sex ♪</i>

525
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,688
Sounds terrible.

526
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,126
[DOORBELL RINGS]

527
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,451
Ohh. What's up, my bitches?

528
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,324
What happened to your fingers?

529
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,451
Burnt the shit out of them lighting off
some cherry bombs. It's gnarly, right?

530
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,286
FIONA:
Hey. Get in here.

531
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,365
Get it together, Klark.

532
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:45,241
Women get fingered every day.
It's not that big of a deal.

533
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,528
Come on.

534
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,166
[SIGHS]

535
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,322
[HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

536
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,120
What? You want some?

537
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,731
Yeah, I want some.

538
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,891
Oh! I'm such a goof.

539
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,960
All over my shirt.

540
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,081
Sorry.

541
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,402
Did you just double wash?
Yeah.

542
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,570
[MAZZY STAR'S "FADE INTO YOU" PLAYING]

543
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,210
[BOTH MOANING]

544
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,927
Ow. Wait, wait, wait.
What? What?

545
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,285
Oh, my God, do I have beer breath?
No.

546
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,010
Just let me kiss you back.

547
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,925
Right.

548
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,767
Yeah, I knew that.

549
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,840
Sorry.

550
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,608
<i>♪ I want to take a breath that's true ♪</i>

551
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,922
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

552
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,489
I'm winning.

553
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,405
Do you think I should try 
and scam with Duffy?

554
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,369
No. Stop.

555
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,567
[DUFFY GRUNTS]

556
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,610
It's just the wine coolers talking,
man. You can't hold your liquor.

557
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,487
But we have so much history.

558
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,281
You guys dated for like a week
in the eighth grade.

559
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:44,446
I know, but I think
I just never stopped loving him.

560
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,080
Sega's my shit.
WENDY: I like your shirt.

561
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:51,086
I love hypercolor on you. 
So cool.

562
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,849
I'm so wet. Touch me.

563
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:06,004
<i>♪ I look to you to see the truth ♪</i>

564
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,363
I said I'm wet. Finger me already.

565
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,844
I will. Is it shorts or a skirt?

566
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,204
Neither, they're skorts.

567
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,206
Over or under?

568
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,329
Under.
You sure?

569
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,811
Yes.

570
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:34,682
<i>♪ Some kind of night</i>
<i>Into your darkness ♪</i>

571
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,687
BRANDY:
But I'm definitely not calling it a "blast."

572
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,851
Let's call it a "finger bomb,"
emphasis on the "bomb."

573
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,047
Well, how did it feel?

574
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,202
<i>[♪♪]</i>

575
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,883
Kind of like an itch you can't scratch.

576
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,241
Mm-hm.

577
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,402
<i>[♪♪]</i>

578
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:05,370
Oh. Look, "How to find your G spot."
Hey, can I see that? Give it.

579
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,569
Can you watch the pool for a minute?

580
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,367
Do you guys masturbate?
BOTH: No.

581
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,648
What?
That's gross.

582
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,081
Really? You've never
touched yourself down there?

583
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,962
Well, maybe I straddled the couch.
Only when I can't sleep.

584
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,841
It says here that women should "flick
the bean" as much as the guys do.

585
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,047
"Forty percent of women
never climax during sex

586
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,124
because the guy can't find their G spot."
This is a travesty.

587
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,400
Ladies, we must take charge
of our own sexual gratification.

588
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,884
Ow! What the--?
Get away from me. Get away, perv.

589
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,846
He put his finger up my ass.
I have to put "masturbate" on the list now.

590
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,042
<i>[♪♪]</i>

591
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,729
[BRANDY PANTING]

592
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,802
I'm not a quitter. I am not a quitter.

593
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,770
Come on, Klark. Come on.

594
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,322
<i>[♪♪]</i>

595
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,441
UVA protection.
That's right.

596
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,602
UVP protection.
Yes.

597
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,888
Hypoallergenic.
It better be.

598
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,042
Waterproof.
Oh, God.

599
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,089
Non-greasy formula.
Yes.

600
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,287
Soothing aloe vera.

601
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,521
[PHONE RINGING]

602
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:41,406
Yes! Aloe vera!
Yeah! Aloe vera! Yes!

603
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,766
Privacy, please.
Phone call, ass wipe.

604
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,048
Make it quick.
Chip's calling from Vegas.

605
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,683
What, between lap dances?
Ha, ha. Phish is playing a show there.

606
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,810
Were you humping a pillow?
None of your business.

607
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,209
Loser

608
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,807
Please be Rusty. Please be Rusty.
Please be Rusty.

609
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,364
This is Brandy.
CAMERON: Hey, Brandy, it's Cameron.

610
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,000
Oh, hi, Cameron.
I can't really talk right now.

611
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,846
My stupid sister is expecting
a phone call from her idiot boyfriend.

612
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,725
AMBER: Uh-- Fiancé.
Correction, fiancé.

613
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,167
Get off the line, Amber.
Eat me.

614
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:30,530
<i>Hurry up, Cameron.
I was wondering if Brandy wanted to--</i>

615
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,480
<i>I mean, if you, Brandy,</i>
<i>wanted to go out on</i> a <i>date.</i>

616
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,569
Sure. Why not?
AMBER: Why not?

617
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,200
What kind of shit answer is that?
Be quiet, Amber.

618
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,328
Don't you have a dick to suck
or something?

619
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,166
Several. Unlike you, fucktard.
Cluck you, Amber.

620
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,244
Cluck? Say "fuck," you loser.
Get-- No!

621
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,209
Don't touch me.
BRANDY: Let go!

622
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,089
Mom!

623
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,526
[BRANDY & AMBER SCREAMING OVER PHONE]

624
00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,966
AMBER:
Shut up--!

625
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,122
[LINE DISCONNECTS]

626
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,048
Dude, what did she say?

627
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,129
Wait. Why we doing the dance?
Why we doing the dance?

628
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,362
What happened?
The Cam-Cam dancing?

629
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,126
She said yes.
Well, technically, she said "why not."

630
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,291
But you know what, I asked her out on a
date, she said yes and it's a "date" date.

631
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,728
It's a motherfucking "date" date.
You're doing the "date-date" date!

632
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,685
Gonna get his dick all wet.
CAMERON: Ow!

633
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,366
What am I gonna wear?
Not that.

634
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,206
Why? It's just Cameron.
It doesn't matter, Pancake, who it is.

635
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,601
You can't keep dressing
like Tracey Gold.

636
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,168
Do you wanna borrow my new vest?
Maybe.

637
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,561
No. No. Look.

638
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,722
I rummaged, ah,

639
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,928
through my aunt's closet,

640
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,169
and she's a divorcee,
so she's really lonely.

641
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,608
But she dresses like she's 20,
even though she's 30.

642
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,888
Ugh.
Look, right?

643
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:03,807
Wow. I like that.
Mm-hm. Feel it. It's like half-silk.

644
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,806
So, what are you guys gonna do?
Oh. I was thinking dry hump.

645
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,201
Whoa. Ha, ha.
Oh, God, no.

646
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,408
She meant, where you guys gonna go?

647
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,961
Oh, we're going to the movies.

648
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,605
Forget dry hump.

649
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,923
Hand job.
All the way.

650
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,325
<i>HOT DOG [OVER SPEAKERS]:
Hold on till I absorb some heat.</i>

651
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,529
<i>Some added tang
might please you too.</i>

652
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:29,769
<i>I'll slide into an oven-fresh bun</i>

653
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,003
<i>and I'm ready for your eating fun.</i>

654
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,562
<i>MAN: Why don't you try
a juicy-good hot dog?</i>

655
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,882
<i>Mm. Delicious.</i>

656
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,042
[CHEWING NOISILY]

657
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,687
[FEMALE ANNOUNCER TALKING
OVER SPEAKERS]

658
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,366
[WHISPERS] What are you doing?
[WHISPERS] What do you think?

659
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,884
<i>FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Smoking is not
permitted in this auditorium.</i>

660
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:56,847
Oh. Ooh. Aah.

661
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,804
Shh!
My bad.

662
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,888
How am I doing?
You're doing really good.

663
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,203
I thought so.
I felt some pre-cum.

664
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,330
I was worried I was gonna
have to spit on my hand

665
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,086
but you seem to be progressing
quite nicely.

666
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:17,806
<i>FEMALE ANNOUNCER: No gum-chewing.
No necking and no talking.</i>

667
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,566
Why'd you stop? What?

668
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,167
Excuse me.

669
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,367
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

670
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,722
[PHONE RINGING]

671
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,931
Chip, you're in deep shit.
It's been two weeks.

672
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,970
Is Mom home? It's a medical emergency.
No. Bye.

673
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,361
Wait.
What?

674
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,683
I need your expertise.

675
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,090
I'm listening.

676
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,000
Okay.

677
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,250
So I'm giving a guy a hand job--
Now? Gross. Get off the phone.

678
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,761
No, not "now" now.
He's in the theater.

679
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,082
You left him?
You're gonna give him blue balls.

680
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,203
You'll make him sterile. Finish him off.

681
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,364
Ship. But I don't know how.

682
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,842
There's a weird extra skin.
Doesn't look like it did in health class.

683
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,601
What? He's not circumcised?
What are his parents, like hippies?

684
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,003
I don't know. Will you just help me?
All right. Calm down.

685
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,811
This is what you do
with the pig in the blanket.

686
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,289
[TIRES SCREECHING OVER SPEAKERS]

687
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,442
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

688
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,646
[WHISPERING]
Everything okay?

689
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,370
Did I do something wrong?
[WHISPERS] No.

690
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,050
Are you sure?

691
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,520
[ZIPPER OPENS]

692
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,491
Is that butter? Oh!
Uh-huh.

693
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,641
[MOANS]

694
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,809
Do something.

695
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,003
Do you want me to touch you?
No.

696
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,003
Oh. Oh.

697
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,001
I paid $5 for this. Okay?
They're ruining it.

698
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,321
[PANTING]

699
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:19,170
[MUMBLING]

700
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,682
[IN NORMAL VOICE] I love you!
MAN [OVER SPEAKERS]: Aah!

701
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,083
Shh!
[WHISPERS] Sorry.

702
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,527
[PANTING]

703
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,523
Oh, my God.

704
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,291
My, oh, my.

705
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,765
AMBER:
Make sure you get more SnackWells.

706
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,082
I got it, honey. Number one on the list.

707
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,129
Good morning.
MRS. KLARK: Hi, honey.

708
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,285
Amber. Mother.
Why are some men not circumcised?

709
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,363
Oh, come on. It's 9 a.m.

710
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,683
I think the better question is,
why are men circumcised at all?

711
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:57,525
Now see, most boys become circumcised
at birth, right when they're newborn.

712
00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,848
Some parents do it
for religious reasons,

713
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,970
others do it because they feel
it's more hygienic.

714
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:08,411
But the uncircumcised penis, see that?
See that turtle neck there?

715
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,688
Mom. I'm eating.
You should see this too.

716
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,411
You're getting married. That cow neck--

717
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:18,566
There?
Mm-hm. That is very, very sensitive.

718
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,449
And now if you remove that,

719
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,649
then you're actually reducing
a man's sexual pleasure.

720
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,250
That's terrible.
Isn't that awful?

721
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,402
Does it hurt?
That's a good question.

722
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,484
What's a good question?
Did it hurt when you got circumcised?

723
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,007
I'm late for work.
No coffee?

724
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,367
Bye, Daddy.

725
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,407
Hey, let me get that for you.

726
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,765
Thanks.

727
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,044
It's the least I can do. Watch your step.
You look fantastic.

728
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,841
Miss Chardine. You little minx.
Come here, you. Let me take that.

729
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,923
Thanks.
RUSTY: Someone's using her Ab Roller.

730
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,209
Let me tell you something, ladies.
Men have a one-track mind.

731
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,011
Flash a little skin
and they're like putty in your...

732
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,601
WILLY: Like you're a car. I'm
gonna fill you up with oil

733
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,524
or put it all over your body.

734
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,761
RUSTY:
No, Willy, I got this.

735
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:11,444
[EN VOGUE'S "MY LOVIN' (YOU'RE
NEVER GONNA GET IT)" PLAYING]

736
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,443
This Will do.

737
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,367
<i>♪ Never, ever gonna get it ♪
Not this time ♪</i>

738
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,807
<i>♪ No, you're never gonna get it
My lovin' ♪</i>

739
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,442
<i>♪ Never, ever gonna get it
No, you're never gonna get it ♪</i>

740
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,642
<i>♪ Ow
Never, ever gonna get it ♪</i>

741
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,088
New suit?
What, this old thing?

742
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,687
<i>♪ My lovin' ♪</i>

743
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,127
♪ Never, ever gonna <i>get it</i> ♪

744
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,445
No cuts.

745
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:41,644
<i>♪ You never was this nice
You can't fool me ♪</i>

746
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,362
<i>♪ It doesn't matter what you do
Or what you say ♪</i>

747
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,605
<i>♪ She doesn't love you, no way ♪</i>

748
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,326
<i>♪ Maybe next time
You'll give your woman a little respect ♪</i>

749
00:42:55,480 --> 00:43:00,122
<i>♪ So you won't be hearing her say
No way ♪</i>

750
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,328
[WATER SPLASHING]

751
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,123
Ready to rotate?
Sure.

752
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,521
Might wanna put your top
back on first, though.

753
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,764
Oh, my God.

754
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,365
[KIDS LAUGHING]

755
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,525
Well, if it isn't the president
of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

756
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,921
KID:
Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

757
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,202
You guys, give it back.

758
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,727
I'm the president
of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

759
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,043
You guys, give it back now.
WILLY: You look like a little boy.

760
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,047
Ha-ha-ha. Oh, my God.
I have bigger boobs than you.

761
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,810
[WILLY & KIDS LAUGHING]

762
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,440
BOY:
Bet you didn't see that one coming.

763
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,449
Women in Europe go topless
all the time. So deal with it.

764
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,371
But they have boobs.
Big deal.

765
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,891
[YORTOISE'S "THE SMARTEST
STUPIDEST GIRL" PLAYING]

766
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,690
[LAUGHS]

767
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,287
What, Jenna, your kids
never seen tits before? What?

768
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,923
That chick is crazy.
Yeah, I know what you mean.

769
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,128
I like it.

770
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,204
What do you mean, you like it?

771
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,522
Dad, guess what.

772
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:19,920
<i>♪ Just the smartest stupidest girl I know
Her head won't let that stuff all go ♪</i>

773
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,243
BRANDY:
Good, that's it. There you go.

774
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,050
Just blow little bubbles.

775
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,367
Little itty bitty bubbles?
Ha-ha-ha.

776
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,927
Fine.
I can't swim. You're killing me.

777
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,527
I can't swim.
You're in four feet of water.

778
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,728
God, you're such a jerk.

779
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,603
You're right, I'm a jerk.

780
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,003
You still have no tits.

781
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,086
[SIGHS]

782
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:49,765
Relax.
Okay.

783
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,207
If you keep tensing up,
you're gonna sink.

784
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,961
Hey, look at that.

785
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,645
RAUGHS]

786
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,691
Hey. Hey, I'm floating. Whoo.

787
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,283
Whoo!

788
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:07,082
<i>[♪♪]</i>

789
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,004
It's weird, huh?
Yeah.

790
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,162
It's like the minute
you give up control,

791
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,130
you just know what to do
without doing anything.

792
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,804
Thought about
taking your own advice?

793
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,371
What's that supposed to mean?

794
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,000
Well, don't take this the wrong way,
but, you know,

795
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,243
sometimes you can be super bossy

796
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,882
and totally annoying
and, you know, kind of a bitch.

797
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,011
You should take it down a notch. Or 12.

798
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,929
I'm sorry.

799
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,844
I don't mean to come off that way.
See, that was really good.

800
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,847
It's, like, you were sad and I started
to feel bad for you. Are you crying?

801
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,322
No. God, you just called me a bitch.

802
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,848
See, now you're starting
to bum me out again.

803
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,527
Yo, butt munch.
You want that ride or not? Let's go.

804
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,001
Coming, Amber.

805
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,527
Willy, this is Amber, my sister.
Amber, Willy, my boss.

806
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,526
Hey. Amber Klark. No way.

807
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,164
I was a senior
when you were a freshman.

808
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,209
Oh. I thought you were the custodian.

809
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,361
[CHUCKLES]

810
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,490
Everybody thought I was the custodian.
So you guys are sisters?

811
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,165
You two are nothing alike.

812
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,209
Thank you.
Thank you.

813
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,681
I'm gonna get my stuff.
Hurry up, fucktard.

814
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,360
I don't wanna miss Home Improvement.
Shut up, Amber.

815
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,081
You shut up.
Ha, ha. Home Improvement. Hey.

816
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,360
Howdy, neighbor.
I'm not your neighbor.

817
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,211
I was doing Wilson,
the neighbor in Home Improvement.

818
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,604
Whatever.
Could you give me a towel?

819
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:40,841
No.

820
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,322
MRS. KLARK: I've been wanting to have this
conversation with you for a long time

821
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,484
but I wasn't sure if you were
mature enough to handle it.

822
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:52,130
I lost my virginity when I was 17

823
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,328
with Tucker Brooks.

824
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:59,929
You mean, I wasn't your first?
No.

825
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,402
Was I your second?
No. We metjunior year in college.

826
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,642
Don't be silly.
So where did--?

827
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,922
Where did you
and Tucker Brooks do it?

828
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,923
In the vagina,
but that's not important.

829
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,323
No, I meant as in a location.
Oh. Oh.

830
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,562
I assume the vagina.
Oh. Oh. Oh.

831
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,767
Beaver Creek.
Like in the back seat of a car?

832
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,607
Mostly.
I never went to Beaver Creek.

833
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,127
You didn't?
No, I told you.

834
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:29,608
My first time was with you.
But you were so good.

835
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,843
Thanks. I read Penthouse.

836
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,810
[CRYING]

837
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,203
Why didn't I think of that? Doy.

838
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,964
<i>[♪♪]</i>

839
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:52,889
Whoa. Look at the afro on this snatch.
It's the biggest thing I've ever seen.

840
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,449
Did they not have Nair in the '70s?
Why are their boobs so small?

841
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,802
Because they're real?
Weird.

842
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,130
It's the worst feeling.
It's like a tiny boxer is, like,

843
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:08,402
boom, one nut, two nut, three--
Just pounding away at your nuts.

844
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,971
What do you think
they're talking about?

845
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,963
[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

846
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,044
I don't know. Stupid stuff.
Probably about their periods.

847
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,971
How much they like chocolate.
Anyway, blue balls is real.

848
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,162
Somebody should do something.
Mm.

849
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,331
You guys, Rusty just looked at me,
Huh?

850
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,327
And then whispered
something to Derrick.

851
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,847
What do you think
they're talking about?

852
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,161
<i>[♪♪]</i>

853
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,481
Hey

854
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,007
You wanna keep it?
You want your snorkel back?

855
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,482
Find out what Rusty's talking about.
Find out what they're talking about.

856
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,331
Be secretive, and come back and tell us.
Done.

857
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,841
Pronto.
Fine.

858
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,405
So, Pancake, are you ready
to knock "blowjob" off that list?

859
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,889
I think so.

860
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,441
WENDY: There's some really
good articles in here.

861
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,681
FIONA:
I'm not reading.

862
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,003
Mm. You should check out page 47.

863
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,682
It says that if a guy
drinks pineapple juice

864
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,610
his semen will taste sweet.
Isn't that weird?

865
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,888
RUSTY: I'm playing a set at the Koffee
Klatch this Saturday. You should come.

866
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,806
I know it's not a big venue
like the Moose or anything, but, uh,

867
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,007
a gig's a gig.

868
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,050
Did you highlight this?
Brandy, you can't swallow.

869
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,806
Why? Do you know how 
many calories jizz has?

870
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,368
You must get so much pussy
with that guitar.

871
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,323
Totally.
Why else would I play this thing?

872
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,242
Rusty's playing Cats
at the Moose on Saturday.

873
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,890
<i>Cats?</i>

874
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,365
I love that musical.

875
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,760
[HOUSE OF LOVE'S "I DON'T KNOW
WHY I LOVE YOU" PLAYING]

876
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,651
If you drink pineapple juice,
she'll give you a blowjob.

877
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,401
You guys want me to get you
some pineapple juice?

878
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,207
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes, that'd be nice.

879
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,364
We have to go to that show.
CAMERON: Hey, Brandy.

880
00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,760
Hey, Cameron.

881
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,924
So I would love
to take you out this weekend.

882
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,605
<i>Sleepless in Seattle is playing.</i>

883
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,764
I don't know about you,
but I love anything with Meg Ryan.

884
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,685
Yeah, it sure would suck to miss that.

885
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,320
See you later, Pancake.
Bye,guys.

886
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,608
So I'll pick you up at 8?

887
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,091
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

888
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,931
Knock, knock. Laundry delivery.

889
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,201
Whatever.

890
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,930
[SHAYNE BLUE'S "GOODBYE"
PLAYING SOFTLY OVER SPEAKERS]

891
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,964
Don't worry, I washed
your Wonderbras on delicate.

892
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,761
I wasn't sure how to fold your G-strings.
There's not much to them, huh?

893
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,291
That's the point.

894
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,965
RAUGHS]

895
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,401
Right.

896
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:38,565
Mm. Your lotion smells really nice.
What is that, vanilla?

897
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,240
Strawberries and cream.
Mm.

898
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,447
Why are you being nice?

899
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,723
I know how stressed out you are,
planning a wedding and everything.

900
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,680
I just thought I should
help out my big sis.

901
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:53,564
God, you know what? It is stressful.

902
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,963
You've no idea how hard it is
trying to find a hot wedding dress.

903
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,169
Everything is ankle length.
I know, right?

904
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,321
[SCOFFS]

905
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,963
So, what are your plans
for after this summer?

906
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:08,403
I'm marrying Chippy.
Duh. I mean for work, Amber.

907
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,086
You didn't go to college
for your MRS degree.

908
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:12,890
AMBER:
Planning a wedding is a job.

909
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,771
Besides, after we're married,
Chippy will take care of me.

910
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,561
Amber, a woman needs a man
like a fish needs a bicycle.

911
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,411
You can support yourself.
You don't need a man to do that.

912
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,682
<i>♪ Has the past overthrown you? ♪</i>

913
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:30,768
Wow. Those things really work.
And that's why I don't have to.

914
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,007
Mm-hm. Yeah. Like that.

915
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,162
[BAND PLAYING "QUARANTINE"]

916
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,291
I don't understand
why this band is still playing.

917
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,125
Rusty should be up.

918
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,009
I'm gonna find out what's going on.

919
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,400
FIONA: Okay.
WENDY: Cool.

920
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:58,203
♪ I broke up today
In pieces ♪

921
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,407
BRANDY:
Excuse me.

922
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,843
♪ I don't know my name ♪

923
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,729
Excuse me. Hi.

924
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,645
I know you're singing,
but I don't know who else to ask.

925
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,043
Do you know if Rusty Waters'
Acoustic Experience is on next?

926
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,645
♪ I wanna burn ♪

927
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,485
Just nod your head yes.
Are they on after you?

928
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,401
♪ Does anybody wanna
Take a little piece of me? ♪

929
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,403
Was that a yes?
Get up here.

930
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:22,891
[CROWD WHOOPS]

931
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,850
♪ Does anybody wanna
End up sleeping with the fleas? ♪

932
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:30,091
♪ Does anybody wanna
Live inside a quarantine with me? ♪

933
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:34,723
Oh, my God, Fiona.
Oh, my God. Look over there.

934
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,685
♪ Does anybody wanna
End up sleeping with the fleas? ♪

935
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,641
No fucking way!

936
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,969
♪ Does anybody wanna
Take a little piece of me? ♪

937
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,328
Oh, my God. Who are you?

938
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,007
Hi.

939
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,844
♪ Does anybody wanna
Live inside a quarantine? ♪

940
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:55,211
♪ Tell me that you told me so
When I end up all alone ♪

941
00:52:55,560 --> 00:53:00,560
♪ Tell me that you told me so
When I end up all alone ♪

942
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,846
[CROWD WHOOPING
AND CHEERING]

943
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:13,249
Thanks, Boise. Clinton sucks.
Perot in '96.

944
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,290
Free Tibet, if you're not too busy.

945
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,401
And also thank you for the opportunity
for having me dance.

946
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,846
[DOORBELL RINGS]

947
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,761
Good evening, Miss Klark. Judge.
Hi.

948
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,002
Who are you?
George, this is Cameron,

949
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,003
Brandy's study buddy.

950
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,084
Hi.
So is Brandy ready?

951
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:39,730
Oh. I'm sorry,
I think there might be some mistake.

952
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:43,930
Classic. Nerd got stood up.
I guess nice guys do come in last.

953
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,730
Aww. Heh, heh.

954
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,645
You can say that again.
George, will you give it a rest?

955
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,484
That was 20 years ago.

956
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,530
So she's not here?
Oh, jeez, Kirk, come on in.

957
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,091
Cameron.
It's Cameron.

958
00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,004
Who's Cameron?

959
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:05,724
MRS. KLARK: I'm sure Brandy will be back soon.
Just make yourself at home.

960
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,882
[CLAY BIRDS' "FREE" PLAYING]

961
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,285
[SIGHS]

962
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,001
<i>♪ Hello, do you remember me? ♪</i>

963
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,207
[DOOR CLOSES]

964
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:20,571
<i>♪ I'm the one who was with you
When you were free ♪</i>

965
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:24,520
<i>♪ Hello, do you think about me? ♪</i>

966
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:30,361
<i>♪ I was the one, say you do
Say you do when you couldn't see ♪</i>

967
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:37,087
<i>♪ I would have come alone
With you ♪</i>

968
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,965
<i>♪ But I knew just what you'd do ♪</i>

969
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,566
CAMERON:
"French kiss, make out,

970
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:46,929
finger bomb, no skorts,

971
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,364
hand job Cameron."

972
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,480
<i>♪ What I wanted to ♪</i>

973
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,728
What the hell?

974
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,008
[ELASTICA'S "STUTTER" PLAYING]

975
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:03,360
Drink up, boys, and follow me.
Whoo-hoo!

976
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,285
[ALL CHUCKLING]

977
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:15,844
<i>♪ No need to whine, boy ♪</i>

978
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,566
<i>♪ Like a wind-up toy
You stutter at my feet ♪</i>

979
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:21,041
Why'd they buy us
pineapple juice?

980
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,089
I think they're Mormons, bro.

981
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,523
GIRL:
Look at me, guys.

982
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,924
[GIRLS CHATTERING
AND LAUGHING]

983
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,251
You might be right.

984
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,970
Bass has four strings,
guitar has six.

985
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,727
The bass covers the lower end of the--
Okay, shut up.

986
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,043
<i>♪ It was a friend of a friend
So over you bend ♪</i>

987
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,727
<i>♪ Now you don't talk to either one ♪</i>

988
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,689
<i>♪ And the barb from the rose ♪</i>

989
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,763
<i>♪ Took some skin off your nose ♪</i>

990
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,605
<i>♪ You don't give in to anything ♪</i>

991
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,769
I'm sorry. I just feel so bad for him.

992
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:13,970
<i>♪ You've been driving all day
From a mile away ♪</i>

993
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,642
So wet in here.

994
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,248
Are you gonna come in?

995
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:27,004
Can't. Dyed my hair this morning.
Can't get it wet for 48 hours.

996
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,642
Well, that's a shame

997
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:38,048
because a hot shower
sounds really nice right about now.

998
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:40,804
If you ask me.

999
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:47,166
VAN: Uh, señorita, 
you are so amorous.

1000
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:51,644
Your energy is just electric,
you know? Heh.

1001
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:55,561
Life on the road
is so treacherous, you know?

1002
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,286
Never would've thought
touring the Pacific Northwest

1003
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,090
would be so harrowing--

1004
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,402
Are you gonna talk
the whole time I blow you?

1005
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:07,003
I'm trying to figure this out. I think I
have to breathe through my nose. Shh!

1006
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,328
Apologies.
Thank you.

1007
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:13,849
I'm a musical wordsmith, honey.
Lamenting is what I do.

1008
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,850
And telling the troubadour's tale
is what I do best--

1009
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,002
[MOANING]

1010
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,884
[VAN MOANING]

1011
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:34,206
Showers.

1012
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:38,524
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

1013
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:43,044
♪ Oh, oh
Through the valleys of Joshua trees ♪

1014
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,567
[YELLS THEN GRUNTING]

1015
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:46,846
What the fuck?

1016
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,046
Brandy. Who's this guy?

1017
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,242
Brandy, answer me.
What are you doing here?

1018
00:57:56,320 --> 00:58:00,723
Mm.
Open your mouth and answer me.

1019
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,562
Did it taste like pineapple juice?

1020
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:10,645
Shut up. Just shut up. I--
You two just stay apart.

1021
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:12,922
You guys over there,
you guys over here.

1022
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:16,562
Dude, these are like little girls, all right?
What were you thinking?

1023
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:21,766
Brandy, you're being totally,
totally irresponsible, okay?

1024
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,091
[SCOFFS]

1025
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,171
Wow.

1026
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,603
That's some good shit, man.
Her dad is a judge,

1027
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,444
dude.
What?

1028
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,602
This one, her dad's a judge.

1029
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,845
A judge?
Who do you think you are, Lolita?

1030
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:47,201
I mean, you lured me in,
you sought me out

1031
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,364
and then you lie to me?
What's that about?

1032
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,367
Oh, that's good.

1033
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,728
I think I just wrote a song.
Whoa.

1034
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,769
To the van.
All right.

1035
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:04,121
That was cool.
Bye. Love your music.

1036
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,121
There's a gate right there.
I don't know why you--

1037
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,964
All right.

1038
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:13,122
Hey, hey, hey. Girls, I'm not done.
These guys are 10 years older than you.

1039
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,641
What are you doing?
Oh, my God.

1040
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,810
Willy, do you live here?
Are you homeless?

1041
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:23,602
Yes, I'm a homeless American. Stop it.
I shouldn't be seeing you guys like this.

1042
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,809
Brandy, what are you thinking?

1043
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,241
What would've happened tonight
if I wasn't here?

1044
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:32,006
Um... I think I would've swallowed.

1045
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,327
[BOTH LAUGH]

1046
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,007
BRANDY: I'm serious.
I just got that, and that's not funny.

1047
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,010
It's not funny at all, okay?
BRANDY: Come on, Willy.

1048
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,646
Let's see how funny it is
when I call your folks.

1049
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,484
No.
WILLY: Okay? Hey. hey.

1050
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:48,401
You guys should be at home in bed,
in flannel pajamas,

1051
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,331
not floundering around
in your underwear--

1052
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,682
I don't know your number.
I don't know who I called.

1053
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:07,208
BRANDY: What a night.
CAMERON: You can say that again.

1054
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,770
What are you doing here?
We had a date.

1055
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:16,082
Or were you so busy with your stupid
scam list that you forgot all about it?

1056
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,201
Cameron, that's private.
Give that back to me.

1057
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:23,282
Cameron. That's private.
Give it back.

1058
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:28,048
You cheat on me?
No. Cheat? We're not even together.

1059
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,806
We're not together because
I'm breaking up with you.

1060
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,406
You can't break up with me,
we were never going out.

1061
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:38,168
Brandy, you gave me a hand job.
Doesn't that mean anything to you?

1062
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:39,681
No, it's a hand job.

1063
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,842
[SIGHING]

1064
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:47,409
I told you that I love you.
You meant that?

1065
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:54,610
[VOICE BREAKING]
Brandy, how could you do this to me?

1066
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,560
I work with you, I study with you,
I fingered you.

1067
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:02,327
At any point you could've told me
that you were just using me.

1068
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:05,768
I wonder if I'll ever be able
to enjoy a hand job again.

1069
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:09,367
Cameron, don't say that.

1070
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,605
I'm probably gonna have
erectile dysfunction.

1071
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:14,808
Camster.

1072
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,726
It was just a misunderstanding.
Don't touch me.

1073
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,370
<i>[♪♪]</i>

1074
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,889
I hope you get AIDS.

1075
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,041
[SCOFFS]

1076
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,083
Cameron!

1077
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,762
[SOBBING]

1078
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,771
Welcome to Big Bun.
Can I take your order?

1079
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,084
Cameron wants me to die of AIDS.

1080
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,448
<i>And can I get a milkshake?</i>

1081
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:44,647
[CAR HORN HONKING]

1082
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,525
Come on, we're waiting here.
Shit. All right, man.

1083
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:51,247
I cannot believe he is letting a hand job
come between our friendship.

1084
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,482
He should be happy
that you jerked him off.

1085
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,041
Especially with his condition.
Yeah.

1086
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:59,249
I didn't know he "like" liked me.
How am I supposed to know?

1087
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,488
I'm not a mind reader.
I'm not a gypsy.

1088
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:05,122
Do you, like, "like" like him back?
I don't know.

1089
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,331
It's Cameron.
I don't think about him like that.

1090
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,322
But, you guys, he was...

1091
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,169
crying.

1092
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:19,002
I think I really hurt him.
Dude, he's just being a little baby.

1093
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:21,731
Guys mess around
and girls just have to put up with it?

1094
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:23,490
Yeah.
It's bullshit.

1095
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,483
When I sprained my ankle
in gym class,

1096
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:28,086
Duffy square danced
with, like, three other girls.

1097
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,083
He did not.
WENDY: I had to sit and watch.

1098
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:34,006
Oh, my God. You broke up
three years ago. Get over it.

1099
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,162
It still hurts, Fiona.

1100
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:40,649
It's like Gloria Steinem says,
"You're either the virgin or the whore."

1101
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:41,847
FIONA:
Well, you know what?

1102
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,322
One of those sounds
a lot funner than the other one.

1103
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,369
Yeah. The whore.

1104
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,205
Maybe this whole scam-list thing
was a stupid idea.

1105
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,762
No, you can't give up now.
You worked too hard to get to this point.

1106
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,810
You can't back out now.
Think about all you've accomplished.

1107
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,002
You've gotten more action
this last month

1108
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,970
than your entire high school career.
That's true.

1109
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,044
You're right.

1110
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:05,247
<i>[♪♪]</i>

1111
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,243
[SIGHS]

1112
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,880
I deserve to get fucked by Rusty.

1113
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,883
She made a scam list?

1114
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:13,327
[SNIFFLING]

1115
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:17,041
A list of sexual experiments
to do with guys.

1116
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,205
She used me, man.

1117
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:23,490
Like she could just jerk me off
without ever even committing.

1118
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:28,206
That is terrible. Any old guy?
Yup.

1119
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,522
Oh, he's such a dick,
he's such a dick.

1120
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:32,728
No, he's not a dick, Duffy.
He is.

1121
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:36,851
No, he's like one of my best friends.
I know. Me too.

1122
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,008
You have to believe me,
I didn't mean to hurt him.

1123
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,640
I know you didn't.
Why would I do that on purpose?

1124
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,929
You would never. You're an angel.
He told me he wanted me to die.

1125
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,162
He's a meanie. He's a dick.
He's not a dick.

1126
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,164
But don't worry,
Duffy's here to make it all better.

1127
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:51,560
[ED GRAVES' "PEARL NECKLACE"
PLAYING SOFTLY OVER SPEAKERS]

1128
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:55,082
Why are you referring to yourself
in the third person?

1129
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:59,602
Oh-- Duffy. Duffy, stop.

1130
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,764
What? I just invited you over
to make you feel better.

1131
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,170
What's on your neck?

1132
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:09,927
Nothing. Just a little hickey that

1133
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,402
Kitty Randall gave to me
when we dry humped the other night.

1134
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,528
What's dry hump?
Ahem.

1135
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:20,447
It's actually kind of complicated.
I'd have to show you.

1136
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:26,610
Okay. You can show me.
You're just gonna let me hump you?

1137
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:27,801
Yes.

1138
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,122
[BRANDY & DUFFY PANTING]

1139
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,282
[DUFFY MOANS]

1140
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,287
DUFFY:
It's all right. It's all right.

1141
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,562
My mother's cats. Mother's cats.

1142
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,963
I'm sorry.
I'm still hard. Let's keep going. Oh, yeah.

1143
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,284
DUFFY: You've never done this before?
No.

1144
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,130
Feels so good.
Yes.

1145
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,204
Shut the fuck up.

1146
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:50,401
No way, dude.

1147
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:53,564
We dry humped last night
all over my room.

1148
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:57,327
She's writing a sex manual or something.
Sex manual?

1149
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,524
All right.
Uh-huh.

1150
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,491
Thank you.

1151
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,722
Uh, hey,
you got plans tonight?

1152
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,922
Um...

1153
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:16,688
[LOUDLY] I don't know, Derrick.
Do we have plans tonight?

1154
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:19,321
Uh...

1155
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,804
Sure.
Ha-ha-ha.

1156
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,767
You're so funny. Ha-ha-ha.

1157
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,601
Walk me to my bike.

1158
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,842
I did not say anything.

1159
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,801
Hey, where you going?
I need some air.

1160
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:39,962
But it's an outdoor pool.

1161
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,449
I need air.

1162
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:46,691
[COLLEEN GRACE ROURKE'S "GLASS
BOTTLE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

1163
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:48,689
Welcome to Big Bun.
May I help you?

1164
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,087
Double order of fish sticks,
a large RC Cola

1165
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,971
and would either of you
like to go out on a date?

1166
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,368
I will.
Whoa. Sisters before misters.

1167
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:06,047
Oh. What? Come on, give me a break.
Brandy doesn't own Cameron, okay?

1168
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,409
And she said herself
that she doesn't, like, "like" like him.

1169
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,170
So it's an open playing field.

1170
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,440
I've never been with someone
who wasn't circumcised,

1171
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:17,046
and I wanna see if it's as gross
as she says.

1172
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,890
CAMERON:
I can hear you.

1173
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:23,043
<i>♪ Can he move, whoa ♪</i>

1174
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,647
Hello? Hello?

1175
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:32,171
Fiona, I can see you right now.
ls every woman in this world--? Aah!

1176
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:35,411
You know what? Forget it. Forget it.

1177
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,563
Stupid car won't work.

1178
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:39,250
[CELINA GRAVES' "RAYON SUMMER"
PLAYING]

1179
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:44,531
<i>♪ It's a hot rayon summer
Too hot for school ♪</i>

1180
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:47,001
Let me get this straight,

1181
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,481
you wanna go down on me?

1182
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:54,886
Yeah, because I just got dumped
because I suck dick at eating pussy.

1183
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,281
I just thought that if I practice,

1184
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,125
then I could keep it
from happening again.

1185
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,760
It's a lot harder than you think.
I don't know.

1186
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:04,729
You know what? Forget this.
Forget it. it's--

1187
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,291
Shh.

1188
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,405
You had me at "eating pussy."

1189
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,888
You had me at "eating pussy."

1190
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,800
<i>[♪♪]</i>

1191
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:17,088
Uh-huh.
DERRICK: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

1192
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:20,084
Right. Okay.

1193
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:21,281
Up a smidge.

1194
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,363
[DERRICK SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

1195
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,722
Okay, down a tad.

1196
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,121
Yeah. Okay. Yeah, right there.

1197
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,487
BOY: It's not working.
Yeah, it's working.

1198
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,411
BOY: No, it's not.
Yeah, it's really working.

1199
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,882
BOY: No, it's not. My video
won't play, Derrick.

1200
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:38,811
DERRICK:
Was that good?

1201
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:41,166
Oh. Ow. Mm.

1202
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,800
Is the TV on channel three?
Yes.

1203
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:47,442
Well, make sure it's set to VCR, man.
Okay.

1204
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:52,324
What you doing?
DERRICK: Looking for my keys.

1205
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,847
You need some help?
I mean, I can always help.

1206
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,480
No.
I know, buddy, I know. Just get out.

1207
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,244
All right, GUYS-

1208
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:01,691
[DOOR CLOSES]

1209
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,450
I thought we were alone.
Who, Benji?

1210
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:09,970
He doesn't count.
He believes in monsters and shit.

1211
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,771
He's not a person.
Okay, fine.

1212
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:35,444
[LINE RINGING]

1213
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:39,530
MR. MITCHELL: <i>Mitchell</i> residence.
Hello, Mr. Mitchell, it's Brandy.

1214
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,011
Is Cameron there?

1215
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:44,130
<i>Yeah, I'm sorry, he's in his room
with the door locked,</i>

1216
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:47,807
<i>and he's listening
to Sarah McLachlan.</i>

1217
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:51,328
<i>That bad, huh?
Yeah. I would tell him you called</i>

1218
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:54,569
<i>but we 're not saying
your name around here.</i>

1219
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,644
Got it. Thanks anyways.

1220
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:01,566
WENDY: It's a three-day rental, so we can
watch it again tomorrow if you want.

1221
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:03,808
FIONA: I'm glad you talked me into this.
Whoo!

1222
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:06,566
So excited for Beaches.
Me too.

1223
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:10,048
Guys, I brought Kleenex and stuff,
just in case we get emotional.

1224
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:14,171
Yes, Wendy, we know.
What's after "titty fucked," cunni-what?

1225
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:15,810
Cunnilingus.
What is that?

1226
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,243
It's when a man stimulates
the female genitals with his mouth.

1227
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,641
No shit. So Derrick ate you out?

1228
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:25,765
Yeah. I prefer "cunnilingus," though.
"Eat out" reminds me of fast food.

1229
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,730
Wow. Look at you.
That's a step away from sex.

1230
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,370
Yeah, I know.
We should celebrate

1231
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:33,609
by watching Beaches.
So, urn...

1232
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,843
now that you're like hooking up
with all these different guys,

1233
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,685
is it cool if I go out
with Cameron?

1234
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:44,442
What? Cameron asked you out?
He asked me out too,

1235
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,126
but I said no
because you're my best friend,

1236
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:49,886
and best friends don't let boys
get between them.

1237
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:53,291
Speaking of that,
it's time for Beaches.

1238
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:56,284
Yeah, Beaches.
WENDY: Yeah.

1239
01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:57,441
BRANDY:
Are you pressing the right button?

1240
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:58,601
WENDY:
I think so.

1241
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:01,809
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did you dry hump Duffy?

1242
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,489
What?
Yeah.

1243
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:08,281
What?
He gave me two hickeys. One and one.

1244
01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:10,807
Brandy.
Ow.

1245
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,247
You know I, like, "like" like Duffy.
Yeah.

1246
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,483
So? It's not like you're going out with him.
So? What is wrong with you?

1247
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:20,804
Why are you spazzing out?
Because it's ho's before bros, man.

1248
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:22,200
You don't just go around

1249
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,482
hooking up with whoever. Pbbt!
Whomever.

1250
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:27,166
You're going out with Cameron,
so don't be a hypocrite.

1251
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:30,164
Yeah, but I asked you first.
That's the difference.

1252
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:34,882
I cannot believe that you would
choose a boy over our friendship.

1253
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:38,004
You don't deserve to watch Beaches.
FIONA: No, she doesn't.

1254
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,321
[TAPE CLATTERING]

1255
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:42,404
Don't say that.
Let's go. Let's watch it at your place.

1256
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,961
You guys. It's stuck, Wendy.

1257
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:48,010
Yeah, thanks, I can see that.
Take it. Let's go.

1258
01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,242
Don't take my VCR.
FIONA: Come on.

1259
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:53,963
BRANDY: Wait. Come back.
You better hope that tape isn't ruined.

1260
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:56,168
Fiona, come on, don't be--
No, I'm sorry,

1261
01:10:56,320 --> 01:11:00,006
I don't understand you
because I don't speak slut.

1262
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,523
[SCOFFS]

1263
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,683
<i>[♪♪]</i>

1264
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:08,367
BRANDY: Willy, what happened?
WILLY: Same shit every summer.

1265
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:12,161
Oak Crest Country Club
pulls some stupid prank on us.

1266
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:16,046
It's an initiation for their new lifeguards.
BRANDY: I can't believe they did that.

1267
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:18,521
You were here all night
and you didn't hear them?

1268
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:20,364
No.

1269
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:24,320
God, man, Oak Crest,
those guys are good.

1270
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:28,686
Yeah. Yeah,
that's a big kick in the nuts.

1271
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:31,730
I'll have Rusty and Derrick
put it back up when they get here.

1272
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:35,202
What? No, Willy,
we need to get them back.

1273
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:42,009
Yeah, we need to get revenge.
I mean, real revenge.

1274
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,684
You mean, like--? Like kill them?
What?

1275
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,081
I think that's illegal.
I know a guy with a gun--

1276
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:50,681
No, I mean like we need to get them
where it hurts.

1277
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,291
Come on, you're our boss,
our leader.

1278
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,007
This is your pool. If not you,
then who?

1279
01:11:58,160 --> 01:11:59,525
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1280
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:02,411
Let's take a big fucking dump
on Oak Crest.

1281
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:04,244
Let's get those fuckers.

1282
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:07,244
Hey, Bernadette.
What's the plan?

1283
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:08,811
<i>[♪♪]</i>

1284
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:12,760
WILLY: We're gonna blow this shit up.
We're gonna burn it to the ground.

1285
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:14,410
Rock.
I see it, boss.

1286
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:15,601
[LADDER CLANGING]

1287
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:16,841
Shh.
It's a fucking ladder,

1288
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,047
it's gonna make noise.

1289
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,726
GO, go!

1290
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:30,727
Holy shit. That is a fucking slide.

1291
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:34,291
All right, Cameron.
All right.

1292
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:35,601
[GRUNTS]

1293
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,444
Nice.

1294
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:41,446
<i>BRANDY: Approaching perimeter.
Cameron, what's your status? Over.</i>

1295
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:45,446
He's not talking to you right now.
Over. Shit, this thing's hot.

1296
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,446
You can't let personal issues get in
the way of work. Act professional. Over.

1297
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:53,810
You can't see him, but he's
flipping you off right now. Over.

1298
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,446
Whatever. Just get into position.
Over.

1299
01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:01,043
It's fucking scary in here, man.
What are you looking for?

1300
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:02,964
Just some sort of knob.

1301
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:06,283
Why do they have all these things
in their pool? What does it do?

1302
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:08,960
We don't have any of these.
How do you not know this?

1303
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:10,924
Come on.

1304
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,771
[SIGHS]

1305
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,763
Shit, there it is.

1306
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:17,528
<i>WILLY:
All right, we found it. Over.</i>

1307
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:29,444
On my count, guys. In one,

1308
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:32,168
Ugh.
two, three.

1309
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,846
Oh, yeah. Spin that bitch.

1310
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:44,681
That good?
How's that?

1311
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:48,686
<i>BRANDY: Guys, you have to see this. Come on out here.
Even you, Cameron. Over.</i>

1312
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,171
Screw you, Brandy.

1313
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:56,201
Shit, newbie, you are as smart
as you think you are.

1314
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,328
This is gonna be
some serious payback.

1315
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:04,246
What?
Nothing.

1316
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:11,642
We doing this?
What?

1317
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:16,725
Come on.
Yeah.

1318
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:18,041
Yeah, let's do this.

1319
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:21,803
I'll just take my clothes off too.

1320
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:27,686
Take your time.

1321
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:30,286
Why don't you talk to her,
instead of being a grumpy gus?

1322
01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:32,721
I am not a grumpy gus.
Yes, you are.

1323
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,723
No, I'm not.
You wanna hear a riddle?

1324
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:37,406
Why did Eddie Vedder cross the road?
Why?

1325
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:40,643
[IMITATING EDDIE VEDDER] To get
to the other side. Hey, hey, hey!

1326
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:41,881
Jeremy spoke!

1327
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,206
Who's that supposed to be?

1328
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:44,885
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Who's that? That's Eddie Vedder.

1329
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:47,242
That's not the face Vedder makes.
Have you seen the "Jeremy" video?

1330
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:49,528
I've seen the "Jeremy" video,
that's not the face he makes.

1331
01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:52,570
That is the face he makes. I get why
Brandy wants nothing to do with you.

1332
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:55,326
Fuck you, man. Bitch.

1333
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:59,164
One, two, three.

1334
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:00,401
[BOTH WHOOPING]

1335
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,682
[HOUSE OF LOVE'S "I DON'T KNOW
WHY I LOVE YOU" PLAYING]

1336
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,251
[RUSTY LAUGHING]

1337
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:13,162
Oh, not again.
What is this?

1338
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:17,765
This thing is like a life preserver.
Jerk. Give it back.

1339
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:21,561
You want it? Too bad.
I like you better without it.

1340
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:24,610
I cannot believe you just did that.

1341
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:30,767
<i>♪ Don't know why I love you
I don't know why I care ♪</i>

1342
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:35,045
Excuse me.
Better ask permission next time.

1343
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:36,761
Next time?

1344
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:40,083
<i>♪ But I don't know why I love you ♪</i>

1345
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:44,962
[GRUNTING]

1346
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,885
Fuck you, Oak Crest.
Ha-ha-ha.

1347
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:50,645
<i>♪ How can I get close to you ♪</i>

1348
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:54,327
[CHEERING AND WHOOPING]

1349
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,642
<i>♪ When you got no mercy
No, you got no ♪</i>

1350
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,086
WILLY:
Busted.

1351
01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:01,490
I'm gonna take a shit
in their fucking pool, man.

1352
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:03,160
<i>♪ I don't know why I love you ♪</i>

1353
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:04,446
<i>[♪♪]</i>

1354
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:13,403
What happened here?

1355
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,765
Um...

1356
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,047
Oh...

1357
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:25,841
You're gonna look me in the eye
and deny all of this, huh?

1358
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:30,491
That doesn't prove anything.

1359
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:39,530
You wrote your name in this?
Who does that?

1360
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:41,682
I'm sorry. I'm going to college.

1361
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:44,320
You're supposed to write your name
on everything in case it gets lost.

1362
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:48,530
Look, your little prank
ruined our filtration system.

1363
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:51,445
Not our problem.
Well, it's gonna be your problem

1364
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:54,683
when I report you
to the Parks Department.

1365
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,486
Hey, friend? Hey, buddy,
don't do that, okay? Please.

1366
01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:01,361
Look, the only way I won't call them

1367
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:05,127
is if you send
a handwritten apology note,

1368
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:07,567
you promise
these pranks stop today,

1369
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:09,882
and you fire old double-D here.

1370
01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:12,682
No one's getting fired.
Brandy, you're fired.

1371
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:15,571
I'm gonna have to go to Office Max
for the other stuff.

1372
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:21,329
Are you kidding me, Willy? I'm your best employee.
I taught you how to swim.

1373
01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:23,801
What?
I'm sorry, I can't lose my job.

1374
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:25,246
This is unbelievable.

1375
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:26,561
[GIN BLOSSOMS' "29" PLAYING]

1376
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:31,044
All summer everyone's been telling
me to loosen up and relax

1377
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:33,771
and not think so much and...

1378
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:35,724
Well, fuck that.

1379
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:38,244
And fuck you too.

1380
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,571
[DOOR CLOSES]

1381
01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:44,249
Want a beer?
No.

1382
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:48,963
<i>♪ Time won't stand by forever ♪</i>

1383
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:52,044
<i>♪ If I know it's true ♪</i>

1384
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:57,683
<i>♪ And I've learned not to say never ♪</i>

1385
01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,810
<i>♪ Else I'll seem the fool ♪</i>

1386
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:06,409
<i>♪ At 29 you'd think I'd know better ♪</i>

1387
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,450
<i>♪ Living like a kid ♪</i>

1388
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,611
Oh, come on,
don't look at me like that.

1389
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:16,691
<i>♪ Is when I fall for it ♪</i>

1390
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:18,968
MRS. KLARK: Honey, can
I speak with you?

1391
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,451
<i>♪ Only time will tell ♪</i>

1392
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:25,288
This whole thing has been so painful.
Mm.

1393
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:28,763
Cameron was crying afterwards.

1394
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,321
They always do.

1395
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:35,121
You know, boys are just really
more sensitive than they let on.

1396
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,442
Your father included.
Hm.

1397
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:40,367
Which reminds me,
don't say anything

1398
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:44,525
but I have planned a pretty sexy
surprise for us for our anniversary.

1399
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,728
Mom, I don't wanna hear
about you and Dad--

1400
01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:49,281
Having intercourse? Noted.

1401
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:53,642
Honey, listen,
as you move forward

1402
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:58,411
on your sexual journey,
just promise me one thing.

1403
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,607
To have fun?
To use lube.

1404
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:06,447
Doesn't always have to be painful.

1405
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:11,243
I wish my mother had given me lube
when I was your age.

1406
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,402
<i>[♪♪]</i>

1407
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:18,685
Where exactly do I--?
In the vagina, sweetie.

1408
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,689
Thanks, Mom.

1409
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:23,411
[PHONE RINGING]

1410
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:25,050
I got it.

1411
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:27,847
Boise Pool.

1412
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,521
Rusty Waters, please.
DERRICK: Brandy?

1413
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,285
Yes. Rusty, please.

1414
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:37,365
Uh, Rusty, it's Brandy.
She wants to talk to you.

1415
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:42,048
Hey, newbie. Heard you got fired.
That sucks.

1416
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:46,525
Yeah, I know. It'll be tough explaining
the employment gap in my resume

1417
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:51,362
but anyway,
would you like to go out with me?

1418
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,485
Uh...

1419
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:58,046
Why not? I'll pick you up after work.

1420
01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:00,089
<i>Cool.
Cool.</i>

1421
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:01,890
Very cool.

1422
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:04,845
AMBER:
What'd he say?

1423
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,241
Yes.
He did?

1424
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:13,121
Yes! He said yes.
Technically, he said "why not."

1425
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:14,850
But who cares about semantics.

1426
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:19,562
Because Rusty Waters said yes to me,
Brandy Klark, and we're gonna--

1427
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:21,802
Brandy, are you trying to do
the Roger Rabbit?

1428
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,571
Yeah.
That's not the Roger Rabbit.

1429
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:26,649
This is the Roger Rabbit.

1430
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,404
Maybe the Running Man
would be easier for you.

1431
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:34,641
Shit.

1432
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:40,247
So you're taking Brandy out, huh?
I guess so.

1433
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:43,051
Awesome. Good for her.
Still working on that sex manual.

1434
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:46,769
Yeah-- What? Sex manual?
Oh, you didn't know?

1435
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:49,251
Dude, check this out.

1436
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:52,449
She's writing some sort of sex
encyclopedia or something like that.

1437
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:55,843
It's like she can do whatever
and it's research. It's awesome.

1438
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:59,846
She wants to have, like, a good orgasm,
and, like, it's such a mature quest.

1439
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:03,280
Did you know about this?
No.

1440
01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:05,761
You learn something new
at the pool every day. Ha, ha.

1441
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:07,411
Wow.

1442
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:10,242
I look--
Good enough to fuck.

1443
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,607
[SHAYNE BLUE'S "GOOD THING" PLAYING]

1444
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:14,723
I wasn't gonna put it that way, but...

1445
01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:16,450
[SIGHS]

1446
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,606
Does it hurt the first time?
Not if you chug a beer

1447
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:22,285
and use the lube Morn gave you.

1448
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:26,371
She gave you the lube, right?
Yes. That was weird.

1449
01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:29,482
But helpful.

1450
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:34,566
Hey, are you okay? I noticed
you stopped eating your SnackWells.

1451
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:37,769
Chippy cheated on me. With strippers.

1452
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:39,445
[SIGHS]

1453
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:42,888
You gonna call off the wedding?
I want to, but he won't call me back.

1454
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:45,401
Word of advice, don't fall in love.

1455
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,483
Getting your heart broken
fucking sucks.

1456
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:49,927
Yes, so I've heard.

1457
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:53,331
Okay.
Hey, have fun popping your cherry.

1458
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,890
I Will.

1459
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,328
And I want you to know that...

1460
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:01,964
I wouldn't be having sex tonight
if it weren't for you.

1461
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:04,327
Really?
Really.

1462
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:07,129
Thanks, Brandy, I really needed that.

1463
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:12,569
What's it gonna feel like?
I'll figure it out.

1464
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:14,165
Enjoy your penis.

1465
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,362
[TONY BUNCE'S "PURPLE SKY" PLAYING]

1466
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:32,570
Here you go.

1467
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:34,885
[GRUNTS]

1468
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:39,921
<i>♪ Lost in the lives they left behind ♪</i>

1469
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:44,291
<i>♪ The daydreamer, the only one ♪</i>

1470
01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:47,962
<i>♪ The only one can keep it alive ♪</i>

1471
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:51,727
You, uh, want another one?

1472
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:54,770
No, thank you. One is my limit.

1473
01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:00,008
Hey, look, there's, um...

1474
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,240
There's something
I really wanna ask you.

1475
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:05,084
Shoot.

1476
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,642
Can I kiss you?

1477
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:14,006
I know you can kiss me,
but may you kiss me?

1478
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:16,645
Oh.

1479
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:20,561
What?
Forget it. You can definitely kiss me.

1480
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:22,091
Cool.

1481
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:27,008
<i>♪ Sitting all alone
On the top of a mountain ♪</i>

1482
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:29,731
[KNOCKING]

1483
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:34,247
[DOORBELL RINGING
AND CONTINUES KNOCKING]

1484
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,689
AMBER:
Shit, I'm coming, all right?

1485
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:42,920
Oh. Hey, uh...? Hey, is Brandy here?
No.

1486
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:47,446
Um... I think she might be in some
trouble and I need to talk to her.

1487
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:49,284
Can I wait here? Is that cool?

1488
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:53,283
You got a dick under that poncho?

1489
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,280
Why?

1490
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:00,322
[THE CRANBERRIES' "DREAMS"
PLAYING]

1491
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:09,281
Maybe we should get a condom.

1492
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:12,689
Good idea.
Last thing we need's a baby, right?

1493
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:14,649
Or AIDS.

1494
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:27,331
I need to tell you something.
It's okay.

1495
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:30,165
I know you're a virgin.
I'll be gentle, okay?

1496
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:34,006
No, not that.
I mean, I am a virgin, but...

1497
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:37,289
I wanna be on top.

1498
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,486
It'll increase my chance
of orgasm by 40 percent.

1499
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:44,131
Those are some good odds.

1500
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:52,245
<i>♪ And, oh, my dreams
It's never quite as it seems ♪</i>

1501
01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:57,011
<i>♪ Never quite as it seems ♪</i>

1502
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:59,481
You good?
Yeah.

1503
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:02,723
<i>♪ I know I've felt like this before ♪</i>

1504
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:05,690
[RUSTY MOANING]

1505
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:11,049
<i>♪ Because it came from you ♪</i>

1506
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,202
[BOTH MOANING]

1507
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:19,890
<i>♪ And then I open up and see
The person falling here is me ♪</i>

1508
01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:23,442
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1509
01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:28,726
Oh! Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

1510
01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:31,091
[SIGHING]

1511
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:36,767
Did you just--?
Yeah. Didn't you?

1512
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,604
Have an orgasm?
Yeah.

1513
01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:40,649
No. That was like less than a minute.

1514
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:42,881
Shit.

1515
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:46,283
[JAMES' "LAID" PLAYING]

1516
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:48,488
[MAN GRUNTING]

1517
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:53,321
[SHRIEKS]

1518
01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:55,209
<i>♪ This bed is on fire
With passionate love ♪</i>

1519
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:58,569
You've gotta be kidding me.
Look, I usually last like way longer.

1520
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:01,041
You just really got me,
like, riled up, okay?

1521
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:03,567
Just please take me home now.

1522
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:07,481
Look, if you just wait like two minutes,
like, he'll be ready to go again.

1523
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,245
I think I just saw Brandy.

1524
01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:11,045
<i>♪ My therapist said ♪</i>

1525
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:17,082
Oh, no. I'm certain that's not Brandy. Brandy's
with Cameron and he drives a Ford Festiva.

1526
01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:19,049
Why are you certain
she's with Cameron?

1527
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:20,440
I gave her the lube and--

1528
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:24,241
You gave her the lube?
You had your talk with her, didn't you?

1529
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,607
Of course I did.
If I waited for you to do it,

1530
01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:29,764
she would be 40
before she has her first orgasm.

1531
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:32,605
This is really decent of you.
It's cool of you to do this.

1532
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:36,207
Stop talking to me.
Okay. Sorry.

1533
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,721
You're just doing me a real solid,
that's all.

1534
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:43,845
I might look like a rock star, but I'm
really a pretty traditional type of guy.

1535
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,480
You know,
like a missionary type of guy.

1536
01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:49,206
Like a good old-fashioned
me on top, you on bottom.

1537
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:52,443
Not like this crazy-- You're super
aggressive. I mean, come on.

1538
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:55,405
Look, I'm a pretty sensitive
dude, all right?

1539
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:57,489
I'm a meat-and-potatoes
type of guy.

1540
01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,210
You jerk!

1541
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:02,851
Cameron?
Jerk face. Ow!

1542
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:06,800
Cameron, calm down.
Please calm down.

1543
01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:10,248
No, I will not calm down.
Did you make love with him?

1544
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:14,286
Yeah, dude. We did it.
Put the meat right in the taco.

1545
01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:16,283
Get off me.
RUSTY: Oh, yeah.

1546
01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:18,010
I can't believe I was so stupid.

1547
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:20,491
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

1548
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:25,891
I get it. It's not having sex
that's a big deal, it's this.

1549
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:29,089
All these feelings and
emotional crap.

1550
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:32,164
That's why it's better if you
leave feelings and shit out of it.

1551
01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:35,369
Feelings are everything,
Brandy. Ow!

1552
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:39,328
Why don't you wait
until you've done it once, virgin?

1553
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,682
Then you'll see that sex
isn't such a big deal.

1554
01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:44,650
How do you know I haven't had sex?
RUSTY: Look at you.

1555
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:47,326
Look at you!
Hey, stop it. Stop it.

1556
01:27:47,480 --> 01:27:49,369
You're animals.
And you are wrong.

1557
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:51,522
CAMERON: Yeah, you're wrong.
Feelings matter.

1558
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:54,684
And having sex
with the right person is a big deal.

1559
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:55,841
<i>[♪♪]</i>

1560
01:27:56,040 --> 01:28:00,682
Cameron, come here.
Look, I owe you an apology.

1561
01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:04,727
People talk about sex all the time
like it's no big deal

1562
01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:10,560
but when you haven't done it, when
you're a virgin, it is a big deal.

1563
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:15,961
And I think the list was me
trying not to mess up.

1564
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:19,807
But I did mess up.

1565
01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:24,443
I messed up when I hurt you.
And I'm really sorry.

1566
01:28:25,560 --> 01:28:29,360
Well, I still can't believe
you chose Rusty over me.

1567
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:31,887
Dude, I'm standing right here.
Shut up, Rusty.

1568
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:34,646
You wanna go, Growing Pains?
You retarded Zack Morris.

1569
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:37,371
CAMERON: Rusty, shut up.
Both of you shut up. Both of you shut up.

1570
01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:39,565
Cameron...

1571
01:28:40,240 --> 01:28:44,962
you are super nice and cute

1572
01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:48,249
and kind and reliable.

1573
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:51,768
You're the kind of guy a girl
would love to be in a relationship with.

1574
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:54,400
Will I regret messing that up?
Probably yes.

1575
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:58,770
No. No. I'm a teenager.

1576
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:01,366
Teenagers don't have regrets.

1577
01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:03,005
That's for your 30s.

1578
01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:07,927
And, Rusty, Rusty, Rusty.

1579
01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:09,445
[SCOFFS]

1580
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:13,209
You are superhot and ripped,

1581
01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:18,361
and you play the guitar
and I can't believe I had sex with you.

1582
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,602
Am I gonna regret
losing my virginity to you?

1583
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:23,489
Probably. Most girls do.

1584
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:25,961
No. Definitely not.

1585
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:30,284
You are gonna be an awesome
story to tell my friends.

1586
01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:32,126
All right.

1587
01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:33,850
[SIGHS]

1588
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:37,008
Speaking of which,

1589
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:39,731
that is where I should be right now.

1590
01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:42,804
With my friends. Not here.

1591
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:45,964
[TEARS FOR FEARS'
"BREAK IT DOWN AGAIN" PLAYING]

1592
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:48,165
<i>♪ Here we go ♪</i>

1593
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,880
Carry on, men.

1594
01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:52,724
You're animals.

1595
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:54,962
<i>♪ Break it down again ♪</i>

1596
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,321
<i>♪ So those are my dreams ♪</i>

1597
01:29:59,480 --> 01:30:01,608
[CAR APPROACHING]

1598
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:02,926
Oh, ship.

1599
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:06,087
<i>♪ Headstrong like a horse ♪</i>

1600
01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:08,288
<i>♪ When it's all mixed up</i>
<i>Better break it down</i> ♪

1601
01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:09,851
[BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

1602
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,287
Put a vibrator in her stocking,
for God's sakes?

1603
01:30:12,440 --> 01:30:14,647
No, I was saving it
for her birthday.

1604
01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:16,490
I'm coming, honey.
Wait.

1605
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:19,445
Just because you have lube,
doesn't mean you have to use it.

1606
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:26,000
Wait. Ow, ow. George.
Ow. Wait.

1607
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:27,647
[WILLY GRUNTING]

1608
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:29,131
WILLY:
I'm really-- I'm there.

1609
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,128
JUDGE KLARK: Amber.
Dad!

1610
01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:38,121
Dad? Hey. Hey, Mr. Klark.
Hey, I'm Willy.

1611
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:40,011
Judge.
Judge, that's right.

1612
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,282
Judge Klark.
You're a fucking judge.

1613
01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:47,207
Hey, uh, look, I'm Brandy's boss
at the pool and, uh... Um...

1614
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:49,966
She's a great girl, by the way.
And so is this one.

1615
01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:53,442
You've raised two amazing,
amazing daughters.

1616
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:55,887
I want you off my house
and out of my daughter!

1617
01:30:56,040 --> 01:30:59,044
Dad, gross.
You know what I mean.

1618
01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:07,727
Anything else I can do for you, sir?
Right now!

1619
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:10,531
I just did it.
Amber.

1620
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,729
Mom.
That's not Chip.

1621
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:16,009
No shit, Mom.
Get the fuck out of my room!

1622
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:20,051
No, leave it. Just leave it.
Finish up, please.

1623
01:31:20,240 --> 01:31:22,846
<i>I'm the one who won't live to see
my daughter grow into a woman</i>

1624
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,002
<i>who won't be able to protect her
from the world.</i>

1625
01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:29,927
<i>And I hate it. I hate that she'd rather
be with you, who has energy, who is fun.</i>

1626
01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:31,850
<i>You told me to play with her.</i>

1627
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:34,685
<i>I know I did, but I didn't know
it was gonna make me feel like this.</i>

1628
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:37,929
GIRL: ♪ It must have been
cold there In my shadow ♪

1629
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:41,004
Okay, you know what? You can't handle this.
I'm turning it off.

1630
01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:42,730
No, I can handle it.
No, you can't.

1631
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:45,247
Look at you, you're a mess.

1632
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:47,687
♪ On your face ♪

1633
01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:52,367
♪ You were content to let me shine ♪

1634
01:31:52,520 --> 01:31:53,601
What the hell are you doing?

1635
01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:54,841
♪ That's your way ♪

1636
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,604
I don't want her here.

1637
01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:58,569
She said she doesn't want you.
Get out.

1638
01:31:58,720 --> 01:32:02,122
♪ So I was the one with all the glory ♪

1639
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:06,410
♪ But you were the ones
With all the strength ♪

1640
01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:09,291
Okay, Jesus, stop.
What's wrong with you?

1641
01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:12,569
You think you can start singing
and we're gonna forgive you?

1642
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:14,085
It doesn't work like that, okay?

1643
01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:19,610
♪ Did you ever know
That you're my hero? ♪

1644
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:21,921
Wendy.

1645
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:28,008
BOTH:
♪ You're everything I would like to be ♪

1646
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:34,284
♪ I can fly higher than an eagle ♪

1647
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:39,811
♪ 'Cause you are
The wind beneath my wings ♪

1648
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:43,806
♪ Oh, you, you, you ♪

1649
01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:48,844
♪ You are the wind beneath my wings ♪

1650
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:52,448
Fiona.
I don't know the words.

1651
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:55,331
Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.

1652
01:32:56,840 --> 01:33:00,083
♪ FIy ♪

1653
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:03,926
ALL:
♪ Fly ♪

1654
01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:07,846
♪ So high against the sky ♪

1655
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:12,005
♪ So high I almost touched the sky ♪

1656
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:18,084
♪ Thank you
Thank God for you ♪

1657
01:33:18,280 --> 01:33:23,280
♪ The wind beneath my wings ♪

1658
01:33:29,760 --> 01:33:31,649
[ALL LAUGHING]

1659
01:33:32,520 --> 01:33:35,251
That was super gay.
Oh, my God.

1660
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:38,802
Don't tell anyone we did this.
I'm serious.

1661
01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:42,806
I'm really sorry, you guys.
We know. We know.

1662
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:46,089
Also, I fucked Rusty Waters.

1663
01:33:46,240 --> 01:33:48,686
Well... Look at you.
How was it?

1664
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:50,205
Yeah.

1665
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:51,805
It was quick.

1666
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,371
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

1667
01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:56,723
Brandy, please tell me
you were not getting pregnant tonight.

1668
01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:59,326
Don't worry, she was here.
Don't worry, she used a condom.

1669
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:03,007
Can we please talk
in the hallway, Dad?

1670
01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:06,209
FIONA:
It's okay.

1671
01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:07,885
<i>Just lie.
[MOUTHS] I'm sorry.</i>

1672
01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:09,610
FIONA:
You're gonna be okay.

1673
01:34:11,720 --> 01:34:13,210
Let me just start by saying

1674
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:18,366
if you ever need to talk about
birth control or rubbers or--

1675
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:20,887
Did you at least use the lube
that your mother--?

1676
01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:24,761
Dad, I don't wanna talk
about that stuff with you.

1677
01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:27,764
Thank goodness.
Because neither do I. Ever.

1678
01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:32,327
I just...
I need to know that you're okay.

1679
01:34:32,520 --> 01:34:34,363
Dad, I'm fine.

1680
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:37,004
Seriously.

1681
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:41,810
You don't have to worry about me.
I'm afraid that's not gonna be possible.

1682
01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:45,250
Because you're my daughter
and I love you.

1683
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:48,404
[BIG HEAD TODD & THE MONSTERS'
BITTERSWEET" PLAYING]

1684
01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:55,407
Now, please go back to playing
with your loose friends.

1685
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:57,607
Okay, Dad.

1686
01:34:58,440 --> 01:35:04,971
<i>♪ A little light looks through
Her bedroom window ♪</i>

1687
01:35:06,440 --> 01:35:08,920
<i>♪ She dances and I dream ♪</i>

1688
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:13,800
<i>♪ She's not so far as she seems ♪</i>

1689
01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:17,766
<i>♪ Of brighter meadows
Melting sunsets ♪</i>

1690
01:35:17,920 --> 01:35:20,287
<i>♪ Her hair blowing in the breeze ♪</i>

1691
01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:24,322
<i>♪ And she can't see me watching ♪</i>

1692
01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:27,450
BRANDY [OVER LOUDSPEAKER]: Never thought
I'd see you on the guard stand.

1693
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:30,167
<i>♪ And I'm thinking love ♪</i>

1694
01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:31,765
[CHUCKLES]

1695
01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:34,641
<i>♪ Love ♪</i>

1696
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:37,849
Well, hello.
Hi.

1697
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:40,486
You can't stay away from here.

1698
01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:45,931
I heard that you stopped by my house
to save me, so to speak.

1699
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:48,003
I just wanted to come by
and thank you.

1700
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:52,449
Yeah, I tried to do the right thing, but
I ended up fucking your sister instead.

1701
01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:56,689
She's hot. Your dad walked in.

1702
01:35:56,840 --> 01:36:01,129
And my boner did not go away.
I didn't need to hear that, Willy.

1703
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:05,527
I guess I'll be seeing you a lot now
that you're hanging out with my sister.

1704
01:36:07,440 --> 01:36:10,523
Uh, no, we're not going out
or anything.

1705
01:36:10,680 --> 01:36:14,526
It's not like I didn't try,
but she said something like:

1706
01:36:14,680 --> 01:36:19,368
"Fish needs a man
like a woman needs a tricycle"?

1707
01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:22,046
I don't know.
Something you taught her.

1708
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:26,888
Hey, speaking of teaching,
I never paid you for the swim lessons.

1709
01:36:27,040 --> 01:36:28,883
Wow.
You didn't think I'd give it to you, huh?

1710
01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:31,168
No, actually- Right.

1711
01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:34,722
I'm a changed man, Brandy.

1712
01:36:35,320 --> 01:36:40,963
And, if you want, if you have
nothing going on next summer,

1713
01:36:41,120 --> 01:36:43,282
you wanna come back here
to work,

1714
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:45,642
there's a manager position
waiting for you.

1715
01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:49,851
Wait, what? You're quitting?
Yes.

1716
01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:52,321
You just learned how to swim.
You worked so hard.

1717
01:36:52,480 --> 01:36:55,006
Yeah, I know, but I think...

1718
01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:59,486
I think getting with Amber made me realize
that I could do better, you know?

1719
01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:02,962
Your sister's like caviar.
You're like cheese.

1720
01:37:03,120 --> 01:37:05,248
Okay, okay, Willy.
Like sharp cheddar.

1721
01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:09,564
I tasted a little caviar and I realized,
like, what the fuck am I doing in Boise?

1722
01:37:10,440 --> 01:37:14,081
So I'm gonna get out.
I'm gonna see the world,

1723
01:37:14,880 --> 01:37:16,405
and I'm gonna better myself.

1724
01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:20,844
Well, I respect that. I actually think
that's very mature of you.

1725
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:23,765
Yeah. I'm gonna follow The Dead.

1726
01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:27,080
You know, Jerry's health
isn't doing too well,

1727
01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:29,288
and I'm not getting
any younger, so...

1728
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:32,001
[SIGHS]

1729
01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:34,601
Totally making
the right decision.

1730
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:38,842
<i>[♪♪]</i>

1731
01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:46,602
[MARCY SOBBING]

1732
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:50,609
Ladies. Oh, Marce,
you're still homesick?

1733
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:52,290
MARCY:
Uh-huh.

1734
01:37:52,440 --> 01:37:55,011
BRANDY:
Give it another month, Marcy.

1735
01:38:02,200 --> 01:38:05,204
Hi there. Cameron.

1736
01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:10,564
It's been a while.
I know.

1737
01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:14,964
You never returned my electronic mail.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

1738
01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:17,487
I just...
I think I needed some time.

1739
01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:23,044
I understand. And I'm sorry too.
That night was really crazy.

1740
01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:26,645
But I'm glad
that we, like, never had sex.

1741
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:28,165
Mm-hm.

1742
01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:30,322
I think it would've confused
our friendship.

1743
01:38:30,480 --> 01:38:31,811
I know what you mean.

1744
01:38:32,440 --> 01:38:34,329
You do?
Yes.

1745
01:38:34,480 --> 01:38:39,691
Really?
Mm-hm. I did it. I had sex.

1746
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:41,247
Wow.

1747
01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:44,324
My roommate and I went out,
a drunk senior came up to me and said:

1748
01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:46,170
"You a freshman?"
I was like, "Yeah."

1749
01:38:46,320 --> 01:38:48,561
Next thing you know,
I'm losing it on the bathroom floor.

1750
01:38:48,720 --> 01:38:52,327
Whoa. She just up and took it.
She just up and took it. Heh.

1751
01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:55,531
Yeah, but all that to say,
I just want you to know

1752
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:57,921
that I know what you meant
that night.

1753
01:38:58,080 --> 01:39:00,845
That sex is a big deal,
but it's also not a big deal.

1754
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:04,322
Don't get me wrong, it's a big deal,
but it doesn't have to be such a big deal.

1755
01:39:04,480 --> 01:39:06,369
No, it doesn't.

1756
01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:09,490
I guess what I mean is,
sometimes sex is just sex.

1757
01:39:09,760 --> 01:39:12,650
Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.

1758
01:39:12,840 --> 01:39:14,842
[ROSS GIDNEY'S
"ONE TIME LOOKER" PLAYING]

1759
01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:21,486
Yay. Yay. YaY-

1760
01:39:21,680 --> 01:39:23,728
Little circles. Little circles.

1761
01:39:24,240 --> 01:39:26,641
Wait, I have an idea.

1762
01:39:28,680 --> 01:39:30,409
[BRANDY GRUNTING]

1763
01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:34,167
Oh, my God. Yes.
Cameron, it's happening.

1764
01:39:34,360 --> 01:39:35,964
Cameron, it's gonna happen.

1765
01:39:36,120 --> 01:39:39,886
[MOANING]

1766
01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:46,163
<i>♪ One time lookers, you and me
And that's the way it's meant to be ♪</i>

1767
01:39:46,320 --> 01:39:48,084
<i>♪ 'Cause the hi-fi radio ♪</i>

1768
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:51,403
Hey, they're doing a clambake with--
Dad?

1769
01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:54,481
I said, not the back door.

1770
01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:58,167
There's doors we don't do.
The back door's one of them.

1771
01:39:58,560 --> 01:40:00,369
We went over this.

1772
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:04,120
<i>♪ But will you come home with me? ♪</i>

1773
01:40:04,280 --> 01:40:05,725
[CLEARS THROAT]

1774
01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:06,927
Good job, Cameron.

1775
01:40:07,080 --> 01:40:08,241
<i>♪ You can't touch this ♪</i>

1776
01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:11,766
<i>♪ You can't touch this ♪</i>

1777
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:15,326
<i>♪ You can't touch this ♪</i>

1778
01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:19,086
<i>♪ You can't touch this ♪</i>

1779
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:23,768
<i>♪ My, my, my, my
Music hits me so hard ♪</i>

1780
01:40:23,920 --> 01:40:25,604
<i>♪ Makes me say "Oh, my Lord" ♪</i>

1781
01:40:25,760 --> 01:40:27,250
<i>♪ Thank you for blessing me ♪</i>

1782
01:40:27,400 --> 01:40:29,164
<i>♪ With a mind to rhyme
And two hype feet ♪</i>

1783
01:40:29,320 --> 01:40:31,049
<i>♪ It feels good
When you know you're down ♪</i>

1784
01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:32,770
<i>♪ A super dope homeboy
From the Oaktown ♪</i>

1785
01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:36,726
<i>♪ And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch ♪</i>

1786
01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:40,490
<i>♪ I told you, homeboy
You can't touch this ♪</i>

1787
01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:43,003
<i>♪ Yeah, that's how we living
And you know ♪</i>

1788
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:44,241
<i>♪ You can't touch this ♪</i>

1789
01:40:44,840 --> 01:40:47,650
<i>♪ Look at my eyes, man
You can't touch this ♪</i>

1790
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:50,962
<i>♪ Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
You can't touch this ♪</i>

1791
01:40:51,120 --> 01:40:53,202
<i>♪ Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that ♪</i>

1792
01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:55,289
<i>♪ Now you know you wanna dance
So move ♪</i>

1793
01:40:55,480 --> 01:40:57,767
<i>♪ Out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat ♪</i>

1794
01:40:57,920 --> 01:40:59,729
<i>♪ While it's rolling, hold on ♪</i>

1795
01:40:59,880 --> 01:41:01,370
<i>♪ Pump a little bit
And let her know it's going on ♪</i>

1796
01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:03,443
<i>♪ Like that, like that ♪</i>

1797
01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:04,965
<i>♪ Cold on a mission so fall 'em back ♪</i>

1798
01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:06,969
<i>♪ Let 'em know
That you're too much ♪</i>

1799
01:41:07,160 --> 01:41:09,162
<i>♪ And this is a beat, uh
They can't touch ♪</i>

1800
01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:13,006
<i>♪ You can't touch this ♪</i>

1801
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:16,686
<i>♪ Yeah
You can't touch this ♪</i>

1802
01:41:17,840 --> 01:41:20,491
<i>♪ I told you
You can't touch this ♪</i>

1803
01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:23,924
<i>♪ Too hype, can't touch this ♪</i>

1804
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:27,480
<i>♪ Yeah,</i> we <i>out of here</i>
<i>Can't touch this ♪</i>

1805
01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:36,842
[THE CRANBERRIES' "DREAMS"
PLAYING]

1806
01:42:07,120 --> 01:42:14,049
<i>♪ Oh, my life is changing every day ♪</i>

1807
01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:17,602
<i>♪ In every possible way ♪</i>

1808
01:42:21,880 --> 01:42:29,128
<i>♪ And, oh, my dreams
It's never quite as it seems ♪</i>

1809
01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:33,041
<i>♪ Never quite as it seems ♪</i>

1810
01:42:35,840 --> 01:42:43,406
<i>♪ I know I've felt like this before
But now I'm feeling it even more ♪</i>

1811
01:42:44,280 --> 01:42:47,170
<i>♪ Because it came from you ♪</i>

1812
01:42:50,920 --> 01:42:54,402
<i>♪ Then I open up and see ♪</i>

1813
01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:58,241
<i>♪ The person falling here is me ♪</i>

1814
01:42:59,040 --> 01:43:01,884
<i>♪ A different way to be ♪</i>

1815
01:43:21,680 --> 01:43:28,529
<i>♪ I want more
Impossible to ignore ♪</i>

1816
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:32,203
<i>♪ Impossible to ignore ♪</i>