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[mellow piano music]

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- Hey, Erica.

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My name is Lisa,
and I'm calling

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from a video production
company in Boston.

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- We're producing
a documentary on people

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with interesting
and unusual names.

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- And we were wondering
if you would be interested

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in sharing some of
your experiences

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having the name
Bill Cosby.

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- I know that you pronounce
your name Bails and not Balls.

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- Is Ronald McDonald in?

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- Hi, I'm trying to get in
touch with Dr. Bonnie Beaver.

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- Hey, this message is
for Mr. David Boring.

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- Hello, this message
is for Jack Goff.

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- I'm wondering if you've
had any experiences

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with your name.

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I'm not even sure exactly
how it's pronounced.

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[woman]<i> It is as you would</i>
<i>imagine. Hore.</i>

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- Okay, all right.
Have you--

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<i>...problems with it</i>
<i>all the time. All the time.</i>

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- [Narrator]<i> Most of us</i>
<i>have names that are neutral,</i>

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<i>they don't provoke dumb</i>
<i>jokes when we're introduced.</i>

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<i>As kids, we didn't get</i>
<i>mocked at roll call.</i>

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<i>But many names</i>
<i>are not neutral.</i>

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<i>They suggest</i>
<i>a negative attribute,</i>

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<i>or have sexual connotations.</i>

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<i>The name may already belong</i>

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<i>to a famous or</i>
<i>a notorious person.</i>

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<i>It may, for any</i>
<i>number of reasons,</i>

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<i>quite simply be funny.</i>

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<i>- My name is Mark Gotobed.</i>

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A smile will come
across people's faces,

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and they will say,
"Hold on.

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"As in go to bed?"

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And I will say, often now,

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"Yes, just like you're
telling your children

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"to go to bed."

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-<i> When I'm addressed in court,</i>
<i>things are kind of formal.</i>

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<i>Just as I would say</i>
<i>Your Honor or Judge,</i>

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<i>I'm addressed as</i>
<i>Attorney Doktor.</i>

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My name is Joseph Doktor,

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and people call me Joe Doktor.

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<i>You'd get a lot of people say,</i>

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<i>"Well, you know, if</i>
<i>you became a doctor,</i>

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<i>"you'd be Dr. Doktor."</i>

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Well, yeah, I was a great
disappointment to my mother

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because I became a lawyer
and she really wanted me

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to be a doctor.

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- My name is Linda Slutsky.

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<i>The name is from Russia,</i>

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<i>and their name was Slutzky,</i>

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[spells name aloud]

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<i>And then one day,</i>

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<i>my family decided to</i>
<i>change it to Slutsky.</i>

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<i>First time I realized</i>
<i>the name was unusual</i>

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was when I was
in high school.

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<i>A friend of mine</i>
<i>said, "Slut,"</i>

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<i>and I went, "What?"</i>

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<i>And then all of a sudden,</i>

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<i>a group of boys was</i>
<i>following me down the hall,</i>

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<i>and I had to run</i>
<i>down the stairwell.</i>

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<i>And I didn't know</i>
<i>what was going on.</i>

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<i>I went home and I looked</i>
<i>it up in the dictionary,</i>

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<i>and lo and behold,</i>

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I found out it meant,
I think, a whore?

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<i>I was devastated 'cause</i>
<i>I wasn't like that.</i>

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<i>I was like a really prudish</i>
<i>little girl in high school.</i>

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-<i> My name is Stuart Putz.</i>

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I've had the name
since I've been,

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I think, around
three months old.

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I was adopted.

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<i>There probably was some</i>
<i>heckling here and there,</i>

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<i>but I've always been</i>
<i>a pretty jovial kid</i>

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<i>as well as like to wrassle,</i>

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<i>so if somebody gave me</i>
<i>too much of a hard time,</i>

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I'd go have a good
rough tumble with them,

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and that usually would stop.

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-<i> This is my adopted mother,</i>

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<i>Jeannie Escobar Putz.</i>

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<i>This is my grandfather,</i>
<i>Clifford Putz,</i>

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<i>with my cousin Lonnie Putz,</i>

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who is the son of Larry Putz.

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<i>This was on the Putz Ranch.</i>

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<i>Probably the biggest</i>
<i>thing I've heard is,</i>

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"You're such a putz!"

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Okay. All right.
Guess that's my last name,

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so yes, I am a Putz.

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But you know, some
people look at that as

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you're a klutz, or
you're a failure.

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- We're the Clutzes.
- We're the Clutzes.

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- Why did you do this?

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-<i> I was voted Most</i>
<i>Clumsy in high school,</i>

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<i>so you know, that was</i>
<i>the superlative I got.</i>

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<i>It was the only</i>
<i>superlative I got,</i>

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so clumsiest person
because of my name,

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not because I'm
generally clumsy.

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<i>All the way through</i>
<i>grade school,</i>

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<i>I kind of, kinda had that</i>
<i>little pit in my stomach</i>

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<i>anytime it was gonna</i>
<i>be named in an assembly</i>

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or at roll call or
anything like that.

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<i>-</i><span style="bodyStyle"> [Narrator]</i><i> Having</i>
<i>a name like Clutz or Putz</i>

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<i>might not seem</i>
<i>like a big deal,</i>

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<i>but imagine having to brace</i>
<i>yourself for a reaction</i>

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<i>every single time you</i>
<i>introduce yourself.</i>

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<i>Imagine always</i>
<i>having to plan ahead,</i>

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<i>devise strategies,</i>
<i>prepare a ready comeback</i>

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<i>for the inevitable</i>
<i>lame remark.</i>

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<i>Problems that a Smith or Jones</i>
<i>never even has to think about</i>

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<i>loom large in every social</i>
<i>or professional interaction.</i>

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<i>But there's no support group</i>
<i>for people with strange names.</i>

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<i>You're on your own.</i>

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<i>It's every schmuck</i>
<i>for himself.</i>

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-<i> My name is Howard Schmuck.</i>

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The first time
I became aware of it,

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I was in ninth grade.

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I was reading Harold Robbins'
book,<i> The Carpetbaggers,</i>

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<i>and schmuck</i>
<i>was in there a lot,</i>

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<i>and I had no idea</i>
<i>what it was meaning,</i>

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<i>so I went to</i>
<i>my English teacher,</i>

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and I asked him.

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And he said
it's time you knew.

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<i>It's humorous when</i>
<i>I am picked up</i>

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<i>at a major airport</i>
<i>and my last name</i>

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<i>is on the board</i>
<i>for the driver.</i>

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<i>People are looking</i>
<i>and looking to see</i>

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<i>who's gonna actually</i>
<i>walk to that name.</i>

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-<i> My name is Greg Boggis.</i>

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I imagine it's probably
in the Urban Dictionary

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under a number of
unsavory things,

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but you know, it's
the family name and I like it.

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- Everyone thought
they were original

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in calling me Crapo or telling
me that I was full of crap.

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<i>Where I grew up,</i>

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<i>my dad owned</i>
<i>a funeral home in town.</i>

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<i>At Halloween, people</i>
<i>would put the letter Y</i>

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<i>over the O, so it would</i>
<i>read Crapy Funeral Home</i>

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<i>as everyone drove by.</i>

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<i>People seemed to have</i>
<i>a lot of fun with that.</i>

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<i>And I asked my parents</i>

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<i>why we had to have</i>
<i>the last name Crapo,</i>

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<i>and in fact, in town,</i>
<i>it was a well-known name.</i>

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<i>We'd been there</i>
<i>for generations.</i>

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- The history behind
my name is honestly,

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it's kind of funny.

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We got in the back of a cab
after asking a half-dozen locals

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around Dublin and Cork, like,
"You guys know any Mullarkeys?

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"You know anything about 'em?"
No. So we got in this cab.

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<i>You know, it was the oldest</i>
<i>cab driver in the country.</i>

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<i>I swear to God.</i>
<i>He was like, "Mullarkey?</i>

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<i>"I think most of you</i>
<i>died out in the famine,</i>

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<i>"or left the place."</i>

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You ever heard that expression,
"You're full of mullarkey"?

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<i>So he says that,</i>
<i>back in the day,</i>

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<i>the Mullarkey Clan,</i>

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<i>not wanting to pay</i>
<i>taxes on British pounds,</i>

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<i>would melt down the coin,</i>

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<i>and coined their own</i>
<i>currency, the mullarkey.</i>

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<i>Then when they went</i>
<i>and tried to use this coin</i>

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<i>in other villages,</i>
<i>they wouldn't take it.</i>

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They wouldn't accept it because
you were to be put to death

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if you were found
with the currency.

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You're full of mullarkey.
Get outta here.

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That's about all we know
of our family history.

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<i>- My legal name</i>
<i>is Adelaide Smoki Bacon.</i>

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<i>I was at</i>
<i>Brookline High School.</i>

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<i>It was kind of a verbal</i>
<i>bullying that I took</i>

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<i>when I would come in to</i>
<i>watch the basketball games.</i>

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There was a Smoky Kelleher,

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who was a famous
basketball coach,

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and I would walk in
and I would hear,

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"Smoky Joe, rah rah.

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"Smoky Joe, rah rah."

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<i>The idea that I was being</i>
<i>called Smoki at that time,</i>

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<i>this was like 1943, 1944,</i>

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<i>women who smoked were</i>
<i>considered women</i>
<i>of the streets.</i>

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And that would just
totally destroy me.

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- [Narrator]<i> An unusual name</i>
<i>is far from the worst handicap</i>

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<i>to have as you go</i>
<i>through life,</i>

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<i>but it is something you</i>
<i>have to deal with every day.</i>

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<i>It's something you</i>
<i>had to face as a kid</i>

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<i>when you wanted</i>
<i>desperately to fit in.</i>

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<i>An unusual name can</i>
<i>make you stronger.</i>

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<i>It can help you develop</i>
<i>a sense of humor.</i>

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<i>But make no mistake,</i>

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<i>your name can influence</i>
<i>your personality</i>

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<i>and affect</i>
<i>the course of your life.</i>

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- I have spent
the last decade studying

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and writing about names.

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I look at how we choose names,

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how we perceive them,

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and how name trends
change over time.

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<i>When people ask me</i>
<i>what I do,</i>

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<i>and I say I'm</i>
<i>a baby name expert,</i>

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<i>there's always this</i>
<i>moment of confusion.</i>

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<i>What could there possibly</i>
<i>be to be expert about?</i>

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<i>Names are just names.</i>

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But then, as soon as you
get talking on the subject,

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everyone has
a thousand stories.

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Everyone has
a thousand opinions.

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And everybody realizes
that their name,

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and the names of
everyone they know

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send enormous
signals to the world.

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-<i> I was just Jeff, right?</i>

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<i>Until I went out into the</i>
<i>real world after high school,</i>

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<i>and college, et cetera,</i>
<i>and met other people that,</i>

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<i>I became Studley.</i>

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<i>And there was some pressure</i>
<i>to live up to a name</i>

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<i>that just immediately has</i>
<i>that type of reaction.</i>

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<i>Well, he's gotta be</i>
<i>6'5, 225 pounds,</i>

210
00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,967
<i>and perfectly built.</i>

211
00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:30,133
Somehow, you had to live up
to some of that, all right?

212
00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:32,967
And so I always tried
to take care of myself,

213
00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:35,367
<i>and maybe stay in shape,</i>
<i>or stay well-read,</i>

214
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,767
<i>or be interesting.</i>

215
00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:42,633
Not be disappointing
when people meet Studley.

216
00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:45,934
- [Narrator]<i> At worst,</i>
<i>a name like Studley</i>

217
00:09:45,934 --> 00:09:49,533
<i>might set up unrealistic</i>
<i>expectations.</i>

218
00:09:49,533 --> 00:09:53,600
<i>But in a world all but overrun</i>
<i>with bullies and dimwits,</i>

219
00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,934
<i>your name can make you</i>

220
00:09:54,934 --> 00:09:59,200
<i>the object of contempt,</i>
<i>derision, or worse.</i>

221
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,533
- My name is Richard,
and the last name is Gay.

222
00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:04,333
That's spelled G-A-Y.

223
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:09,967
<i>You know, when I was a kid,</i>
<i>being gay, homosexual,</i>

224
00:10:09,967 --> 00:10:13,600
<i>wasn't as accepted</i>
<i>as it is today.</i>

225
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,633
Living with that name
today is different

226
00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,934
than it was when I was a kid.

227
00:10:18,934 --> 00:10:23,433
<i>You know, I'd get taunted and</i>
<i>sometimes physically accosted.</i>

228
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:27,400
<i>You know, I can remember</i>
<i>females, you know,</i>

229
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,033
<i>kinda whacking me around</i>
<i>a little bit here and there.</i>

230
00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:34,367
<i>So I received a lot of</i>
<i>ridicule from other kids.</i>

231
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,767
- Most kids can't
handle being bullied.

232
00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:40,433
It would be a very
rare child who could do it,

233
00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:44,400
mostly because they generally
identify with the thing

234
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,200
they're being bullied about.

235
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,266
So they don't have
any perspective on it.

236
00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:50,000
- [Richard]<i> You're gay.</i>

237
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,567
<i>He's gay, or</i>
<i>something like that.</i>

238
00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:54,800
<i>I'm not gay.</i>
<i>I'm straight.</i>

239
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,467
<i>I was bullied because</i>
<i>of my last name,</i>

240
00:10:57,467 --> 00:11:00,633
<i>and it just didn't make</i>
<i>me feel good at all.</i>

241
00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:01,967
<i>It made me feel bad.</i>

242
00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:05,400
<i>All the other kids keep</i>
<i>telling me that I'm gay.</i>

243
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,500
<i>My mother used to say,</i>

244
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,233
<i>"Well, tell them</i>
<i>that you are gay.</i>

245
00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,767
<i>"Tell 'em that you're</i>
<i>a very happy person."</i>

246
00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:11,967
I'd say, "Okay, Ma."

247
00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:14,734
-<i> So if a child</i>
<i>is being bullied,</i>

248
00:11:14,734 --> 00:11:17,567
<i>it can really impact</i>
<i>the way they view themselves.</i>

249
00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:20,567
It could impact their
level of motivation,

250
00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:22,667
and compounded over time,

251
00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:24,900
it could really lead
to other issues.

252
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,734
- [Richard]<i> At some</i>
<i>points in my life,</i>

253
00:11:26,734 --> 00:11:28,533
<i>I did try to overcompensate</i>

254
00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:31,700
<i>my masculine</i>
<i>traits, so to speak.</i>

255
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:32,834
<i>My bravado.</i>

256
00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:36,066
<i>I am an alcoholic.</i>
<i>I'm in recovery.</i>

257
00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,600
<i>I've been sober for</i>
<i>a long time now.</i>

258
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,800
People talk about, you know,

259
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,734
what their childhood was like
and feeling different.

260
00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:48,800
And putting alcohol in
your system is a way

261
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:53,066
to relieve those fears and
make you feel like you fit in.

262
00:11:53,066 --> 00:11:55,266
-<i> If they start</i>
<i>making fun of you,</i>

263
00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:57,233
<i>you can just say I don't</i>
<i>have to take it personally</i>

264
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:58,767
<i>'cause it's not who I am.</i>

265
00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:04,300
Try to witness the name and
not identify with the name.

266
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,767
- You know, having
the last name Gay

267
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,934
has definitely
affected who I am.

268
00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:10,066
- [Narrator]<i> Being mocked</i>
<i>because of your name</i>

269
00:12:10,066 --> 00:12:12,867
<i>can do a number on</i>
<i>your self-esteem.</i>

270
00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:14,900
<i>For some,</i>
<i>an effective strategy</i>

271
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:19,233
<i>is to roll with the punches</i>
<i>and counterattack with humor.</i>

272
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,667
- So my name is Nardizzi,

273
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:26,166
and it's not quite as unique
as some of these names,

274
00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:28,567
<i>but I had issues with</i>
<i>my name at school.</i>

275
00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,600
<i>The teasing that</i>
<i>I remember is basically</i>

276
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:34,166
<i>just simply asking me why</i>
<i>I was dizzy all the time.</i>

277
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,834
<i>This kid over here is dizzy.</i>

278
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,300
<i>Spin him around.</i>
<i>He's dizzy.</i>

279
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,500
<i>I just wish knowing now</i>
<i>what I know about humor</i>

280
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,200
<i>that I had more of a,</i>

281
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:48,100
<i>some wit to fire</i>
<i>back at these punks.</i>

282
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,066
These people that torment you,
they'll leave you alone

283
00:12:51,066 --> 00:12:53,734
once you hit 'em
with a few zingers.

284
00:12:53,734 --> 00:12:56,934
I'm a real stickler
for fresh milk.

285
00:12:56,934 --> 00:12:59,233
My fantasy is to
suck a cow's udder

286
00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:00,934
during a solar eclipse.

287
00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:03,433
<i>As a comedian,</i>

288
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:05,200
<i>I have to use</i>
<i>humor all the time.</i>

289
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,333
<i>Like I said,</i>
<i>I don't get heckled very often,</i>

290
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,600
<i>but I gotta be able to talk</i>

291
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,834
<i>about myself</i>
<i>and make fun of myself</i>

292
00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:12,800
<i>and people are</i>
<i>laughing at me.</i>

293
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,934
And I think it's great that
these people, you know,

294
00:13:14,934 --> 00:13:17,266
they're not
professional comedians.

295
00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:19,500
They're not writers,
but they're sensing as well

296
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,734
that they're in situations.
This guy's bustin' my balls,

297
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,600
or this guy's
just a douche,

298
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,500
and I need humor here

299
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,800
'cause if I get
pissed and walk out,

300
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,266
I'm in the company
of my co-workers,

301
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,934
or what have you,

302
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:33,734
so you gotta use humor and make
the best of that situation.

303
00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,200
-<i> My name is Al Dente.</i>

304
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,600
<i>When I get pasta,</i>
<i>it's always al dente.</i>

305
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,066
<i>I was named after</i>
<i>my grandfather,</i>

306
00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:41,667
<i>who passed just</i>
<i>before I was born.</i>

307
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,567
His name was
Albert James Dente.

308
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:45,233
I know after he passed,

309
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,934
a bill collector
called my grandmother

310
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,567
and asked if Peg Dente was home,
and she said, "Oh, yeah.

311
00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:49,900
"Well, I'm Peg Dente."

312
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,567
And then the guy thought
he was very clever and said,

313
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:53,233
"Oh, who's your
husband, Al Dente?"

314
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,200
And he got a chuckle out of it,
and she said, "Well, yes.

315
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,100
"Actually he was Al Dente
and he just passed."

316
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,633
-<i> My name is Barb Dwyer,</i>

317
00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:03,133
<i>and I'm a real estate agent.</i>

318
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,667
And I remember the day.

319
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:06,233
I was sitting there
at the lunch table,

320
00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:07,967
and with people.

321
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:09,800
I had no idea who they were.

322
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,734
Sat down, introduced
myself as Barb Dwyer,

323
00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:15,333
and the whole place cracked up.

324
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,600
<i>And I says,</i>
<i>"What's so funny?</i>

325
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,900
<i>"It's my name."</i>
<i>And they said,</i>

326
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,600
<i>"Barbed wire,</i>
<i>like the fence?"</i>

327
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,066
And I got it.

328
00:14:23,066 --> 00:14:27,500
I was 13 before I realized
my name was a little unusual.

329
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,633
- There are certain names
that are kind of a gimmick.

330
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:31,834
Whether it's the first
and last name matching,

331
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:36,266
like Philip Philips or forming
a phrase like Shanda Leer.

332
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:39,166
A lot of people say, "How
could the parents do that?"

333
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,667
But to those parents,

334
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:43,333
often it's, "How
can I not do that?"

335
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:44,900
That one name is different

336
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,834
from every other name that
I could give my child.

337
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,800
It stands out in a way
that no other could.

338
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,467
- I've certainly got
enough falling tree jokes

339
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,133
in my time.

340
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:55,934
Someone would
say, "Oh, Tim Burr.

341
00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:58,367
"Tim-ber."

342
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:01,066
<i>I don't think my mother</i>
<i>had any negative intent.</i>

343
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,600
[laughter]
- I worked with a young lady,

344
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,066
who happened to be in
our wedding party also.

345
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:11,834
And she said to me one day
when I was pregnant with him,

346
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:14,867
"If you have a boy, you
should name him Timothy."

347
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,967
<i>And I kind of looked at her,</i>
<i>and you know,</i>

348
00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:19,166
didn't make much of it.

349
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:22,100
She said, "Then you could
go out and yell Tim Burr."

350
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,266
And I thought, "Well,
that's kinda cute."

351
00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:26,934
<i>So I told his dad about it,</i>

352
00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:30,567
and there you go.
[laughs]

353
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:34,700
- When I was a kid,
my mother used to yell from home

354
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,734
to find where we were,
'cause back in those days,

355
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:40,300
kids still could be anywhere
in the neighborhood, you know.

356
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,200
And so she used to call.

357
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,934
- Tim Burr!

358
00:15:43,934 --> 00:15:45,333
And he would trot home.

359
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,900
[laughs]

360
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:50,667
- It's a vivid memory because
she would do it often.

361
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,533
You know, almost every
night for dinner.

362
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,834
- It worked every time.

363
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,834
- That's funny.

364
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,133
I don't recall her calling
the other names out.

365
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:02,867
- If I had to do
it all over again,

366
00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:06,266
<i>he definitely</i>
<i>would be Tim Burr.</i>

367
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,300
<i>It was done with love.</i>

368
00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:12,367
- [Narrator]<i> I doubt that Tim</i>
<i>ever suffered any distress</i>

369
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:15,066
<i>from the name so</i>
<i>lightheartedly conferred</i>

370
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,066
<i>by Mr. and Mrs. Burr.</i>

371
00:16:17,066 --> 00:16:19,767
<i>Most often, the culprit</i>
<i>isn't the parents,</i>

372
00:16:19,767 --> 00:16:21,834
<i>but rather</i>
<i>the language itself.</i>

373
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,800
<i>Certain words have a way</i>
<i>of creating mischief</i>

374
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,300
<i>when they get together.</i>

375
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,300
<i>A union that might have</i>
<i>happened centuries ago,</i>

376
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,333
<i>quite arbitrarily.</i>

377
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,867
<i>In other words,</i>
<i>it's nobody's fault,</i>

378
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,433
<i>but if you have</i>
<i>one those names,</i>

379
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:39,133
<i>it might seem like more</i>
<i>of a curse than a legacy.</i>

380
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,734
- My name is Elana Cockburn,

381
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,066
and my last name is spelled

382
00:16:44,066 --> 00:16:47,066
[spells name aloud]

383
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,734
<i>And I didn't know</i>
<i>what cock was,</i>

384
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:10,934
so I was totally
just not getting it.

385
00:17:10,934 --> 00:17:12,900
And kids were
starting to laugh,

386
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:15,133
<i>and I don't know where</i>
<i>the teachers were,</i>

387
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:18,166
<i>where the chaperones were, but</i>
<i>I was totally caught off guard,</i>

388
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,700
<i>and it really affected me.</i>

389
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,700
I<i> felt really embarrassed.</i>

390
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,533
- A sexually suggestive
name could bring up

391
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:27,967
issues of confusion
and shame for the child,

392
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:31,600
and it would be important
that a child understands

393
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,667
what their name means so
that they don't make up

394
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,400
ideas in their mind,

395
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,900
which is very common
for children to do.

396
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,066
- When I first realized
that my name was unusual

397
00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:43,333
was when kids started
mentioning something about it.

398
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,467
And I got the fuller
meaning when I came home,

399
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:47,133
and "Like, Mom,
this kid's making fun of me."

400
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,767
Like, I knew it was
something inappropriate,

401
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:52,333
but that's when I finally
found out that it was like

402
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,867
a hooker, what a hooker is.

403
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:58,100
<i>- If a girl has</i>
<i>a sexually suggestive name,</i>

404
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,800
<i>it would be a nightmare</i>
<i>for most girls.</i>

405
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,400
Now how they deal
with the nightmare,

406
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,533
they may react to it in
very, very different ways.

407
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,467
Some of them may say,
"I never want to have sex."

408
00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,100
Some of them might
become hypersexual.

409
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,700
There may be a lot
of different ways

410
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,200
that they'll deal with it,

411
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,533
but no matter what,
it's gonna be a nightmare.

412
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:17,266
- I explained to my kids when
they asked me the question,

413
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,567
"What is a hooker?"

414
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:21,900
I told them that they
were ladies of the evening

415
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:26,333
or prostitutes that would sell
themselves to men for money.

416
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:29,500
And they kind of looked
at me like, "Okay."

417
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,567
<i>We are a descendant of</i>
<i>Fightin' Joe Hooker.</i>

418
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,233
<i>General Hooker was</i>
<i>in the Civil War,</i>

419
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:39,333
and he was like a crazy...
<i>brought all these girls back.</i>

420
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,667
<i>Always liked drinking.</i>

421
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,867
-<i> Hooker was associated</i>
<i>with Fightin' Joe,</i>

422
00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:46,066
<i>because he used to bring</i>
<i>ladies of the evening</i>

423
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:50,567
<i>to his troops before</i>
<i>they fought battle.</i>

424
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:53,433
- Being teased as
a kid was a little hard.

425
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,300
And then, of course, as
you become a teenager,

426
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,166
it gets a little bit different.

427
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,200
On a higher level.

428
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,834
And substitute
teachers were always

429
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,200
pronouncing my name
incorrectly,

430
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,767
which was always embarrassing
in the middle of class.

431
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:10,066
They, too, stumbled over my
first and last name constantly.

432
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,100
<i>When somebody heard my last</i>
<i>name for the first time,</i>

433
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,900
<i>or saw my last name</i>
<i>for the first time,</i>

434
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:18,367
usually was followed by
giggling and laughter.

435
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:19,800
<i>As I got older,</i>

436
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,300
<i>yes, the C from Cobbledick</i>
<i>got changed to a G.</i>

437
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,333
<i>Gobbledick.</i>

438
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,967
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

439
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,367
Your last name is Dick.

440
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,667
My father did share with
me from his generation,

441
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,133
they used to refer to
him as Wrinkledork.

442
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:35,066
- [Narrator]<i> A name that</i>
<i>includes intimate body parts</i>

443
00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:38,967
<i>or suggests promiscuity</i>
<i>is sure to get attention,</i>

444
00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:41,533
<i>but for every</i>
<i>Cobbledick or Cockburn,</i>

445
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:44,633
<i>there are 100 others who</i>
<i>were, quite accidentally,</i>

446
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:48,233
<i>named after celebrities</i>
<i>or cultural icons.</i>

447
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,500
<i>So what happens when</i>
<i>your name is famous,</i>

448
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,300
<i>but you, personally, are not?</i>

449
00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:57,600
-<i> The Beatles arrived in 1964,</i>

450
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,400
<i>and I was born in 1958.</i>

451
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,100
<i>As a kid, it was very</i>
<i>tough to deal with having</i>

452
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,400
<i>the name Paul McCartney.</i>

453
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,300
<i>No child wants that</i>
<i>kind of attention.</i>

454
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,533
<i>And I remember being</i>
<i>at awards ceremonies</i>

455
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:11,633
<i>for Little League,</i>

456
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,800
and I was probably
the only kid in that room

457
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,033
that was saying, "Please
don't call my name."

458
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:21,166
<i>It felt more, to me, like</i>
<i>I was being laughed at</i>

459
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,767
<i>whenever my name</i>
<i>was called out.</i>

460
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:27,367
I actually think it had
a huge impact on my personality.

461
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:29,133
Her name is Linda McCartney.

462
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:31,767
- Stop it.

463
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:33,433
Okay.

464
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,967
My name is Linda McCartney.

465
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:37,734
- And my name is Paul McCartney.

466
00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:39,700
We've been married for 26 years.

467
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,767
- 26 years.

468
00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:45,300
<i>You cannot say</i>
<i>Paul and Linda McCartney</i>

469
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,900
<i>without having people go,</i>

470
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:50,367
"Paul and Linda McCartney?
Really, really?"

471
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:54,734
-<i> My full name is</i>
<i>Ronald James McDonald IV.</i>

472
00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:57,367
<i>My grandfather and</i>
<i>great-grandfather were around</i>

473
00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:00,967
before the hamburger, so they
didn't have to deal with this.

474
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:03,100
So my father
was born in '48,

475
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,767
so he barely
had to tolerate it.

476
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:08,734
For me, it was horrible.

477
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:12,066
And I think if I was born
in the current times,

478
00:21:12,066 --> 00:21:13,800
they would have called
it school bullying

479
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,934
probably from the beginning.

480
00:21:14,934 --> 00:21:16,800
<i>As a child, it was</i>
<i>very difficult.</i>

481
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,066
<i>It was worse for me</i>
<i>than it may have been</i>

482
00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:21,066
<i>if I lived in one</i>
<i>town my whole life.</i>

483
00:21:21,066 --> 00:21:23,133
<i>My mother moved us wherever</i>
<i>she could find good work,</i>

484
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:27,166
<i>which meant in</i>
<i>my first four grades,</i>

485
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,734
<i>I went to 15 schools.</i>

486
00:21:28,734 --> 00:21:31,867
<i>So that's 15 new</i>
<i>schools, new roll call.</i>

487
00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:34,800
<i>I never let it shame me,</i>

488
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,867
but it didn't
make it any easier

489
00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:38,400
to be teased.

490
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,133
Each school, each
circumstance, was pretty much

491
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:45,166
the same reaction when
I would be announced.

492
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,233
You know, they would
say Ronald McDonald,

493
00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:48,667
and before I could
even say, "Here,"

494
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:51,066
there would be laughter,

495
00:21:51,066 --> 00:21:52,934
sometimes for five,
ten minutes.

496
00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:54,467
<i>I can't tell you</i>
<i>how many teachers</i>

497
00:21:54,467 --> 00:21:57,066
<i>would just remark</i>
<i>that having a name like that</i>

498
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,533
<i>would build character,</i>

499
00:21:58,533 --> 00:22:00,533
<i>and later in life,</i>
<i>I would appreciate it.</i>

500
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,967
<i>- When I tell people</i>
<i>my name is Alfred Capone,</i>

501
00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:07,934
<i>they usually ask me if I'm</i>
<i>related to the real Al Capone,</i>

502
00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:10,767
<i>or if I'm in some way</i>
<i>associated with the Mafia,</i>

503
00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:13,066
<i>I normally tell them no.</i>

504
00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:16,233
The name actually, Alfred
Capone, has been in my family

505
00:22:16,233 --> 00:22:18,100
for about three or
four generations.

506
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,900
<i>I did get a tattoo of Capone</i>

507
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,767
<i>with the Italian</i>
<i>flag on my ankle,</i>

508
00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:25,767
so it's something
that I'm proud of.

509
00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:29,367
Certainly proud of my family
and my heritage and my name.

510
00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:31,266
I think there are plenty
of names out there

511
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:35,633
that are a lot worse than
being named Alfred Capone,

512
00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:38,867
such as serial
killers or murderers.

513
00:22:42,433 --> 00:22:45,734
-<i> My full name is</i>
<i>Donald L. Trump.</i>

514
00:22:45,734 --> 00:22:49,900
<i>My dad's full name</i>
<i>was Donald L. Trump.</i>

515
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:52,767
<i>My mother named me</i>
<i>Skip Trump.</i>

516
00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:55,333
<i>In the last few months,</i>

517
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,533
<i>I've increasingly</i>
<i>used Skip Trump,</i>

518
00:22:57,533 --> 00:23:00,433
<i>even in</i>
<i>professional situations,</i>

519
00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:03,233
because the other
Donald Trump

520
00:23:03,233 --> 00:23:04,900
has gotten a lot of attention.

521
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:08,100
<i>When it's a phone call,</i>
<i>I often get the response,</i>

522
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,400
<i>"No, that can't</i>
<i>be your name."</i>

523
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,066
When I show my ID,

524
00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:15,500
<i>I've had TSA agents</i>
<i>at the airport say,</i>

525
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,900
<i>"Is that really your name?"</i>

526
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:18,433
This is a U.S. passport,

527
00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:20,333
and they're asking me if
it's forged, basically.

528
00:23:22,266 --> 00:23:25,066
<i>- Go ahead, Dad.</i>
<i>Introduce yourself.</i>

529
00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:28,066
-<i> I'm Donald R. Duck, Senior.</i>

530
00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:30,266
- And I'm
Donald R. Duck, Junior.

531
00:23:30,266 --> 00:23:31,900
- And I'm Donald R. Duck III.

532
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,867
- Is that better?

533
00:23:33,867 --> 00:23:35,800
- Go for it.
- Go ahead.

534
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,266
- What?
- Do it again.

535
00:23:38,266 --> 00:23:40,233
- Oh.

536
00:23:40,233 --> 00:23:42,900
I'm Donald R. Duck, Senior.

537
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,266
- And I'm
Donald R. Duck, Junior.

538
00:23:45,266 --> 00:23:46,667
- And I'm Donald R. Duck III.

539
00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:48,266
- [all] And we're the Ducks.

540
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,300
- You didn't get that memo.

541
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:53,467
- I didn't say that.

542
00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:55,800
- And we're the
three Ducks in a row.

543
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,667
No?

544
00:23:57,667 --> 00:24:00,100
- And we're all
the three Ducks in a row.

545
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,133
[laughter]

546
00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:02,800
- That wasn't good.

547
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,433
- And we're the
three Ducks in a row.

548
00:24:05,433 --> 00:24:08,066
We are the Duck family.

549
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:15,567
<i>- I got lost in 1967 at</i>
<i>the Expo in Montreal, Canada.</i>

550
00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:19,667
<i>We were going into the</i>
<i>United States Pavilion.</i>

551
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,367
<i>I was at the bottom of</i>
<i>the escalator, and my parents</i>

552
00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:24,133
<i>ended up at the top</i>
<i>of the escalator,</i>

553
00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:27,767
<i>so I got lost and I remember</i>
<i>contacting security,</i>

554
00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,467
<i>and they asked me my name,</i>

555
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,533
<i>and I said,</i>
<i>"My name's Donald Duck."</i>

556
00:24:31,533 --> 00:24:34,066
And they said, "Well,
what's your father's name?"

557
00:24:34,066 --> 00:24:37,633
And I said, "My father's
name is Donald Duck as well.

558
00:24:37,633 --> 00:24:41,266
And I remember the one person
saying to the other one,

559
00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:43,834
"I'm not saying that
over the intercom."

560
00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:46,300
- When I was in school
and a youngster,

561
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,934
Trump was just another name.

562
00:24:47,934 --> 00:24:50,300
<i>I first became aware</i>
<i>of Donald J. Trump</i>

563
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:53,800
<i>probably in the early</i>
<i>to mid 1980's.</i>

564
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,767
<i>I began to be curious</i>
<i>about his lineage,</i>

565
00:24:57,767 --> 00:25:01,567
<i>and so thought it would</i>
<i>be interesting, perhaps,</i>

566
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,867
to write him a note
and let him know

567
00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:05,667
that there was
another Donald Trump,

568
00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,300
and asked if there
was any relationship.

569
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:11,200
<i>I was the president of the</i>
<i>Roswell Park Cancer Institute.</i>

570
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,834
<i>We were beginning</i>
<i>a fundraising campaign called</i>

571
00:25:14,834 --> 00:25:17,533
<i>Going Bald for Bucks,</i>

572
00:25:17,533 --> 00:25:20,900
<i>so I suggested to</i>
<i>Mr. Trump that perhaps</i>

573
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,700
<i>he'd like to join me.</i>

574
00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:27,367
- The other Donald Trump is me,
because you're the famous one.

575
00:25:27,367 --> 00:25:29,800
I've been hearing your
name for years and years.

576
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,333
- He was willing to do
a video that we showed

577
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:35,367
at the kickoff for this event.

578
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,066
- What you do in life
is more important

579
00:25:37,066 --> 00:25:38,500
than what I do in life,

580
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,200
so I say Donald L. Trump,
which is you,

581
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,767
is probably more important
than Donald J. Trump.

582
00:25:44,767 --> 00:25:47,734
- He was very gracious
and took it in good humor.

583
00:25:47,734 --> 00:25:49,700
- I just wanna
congratulate you

584
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:51,166
on the great work
you've done,

585
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:52,500
the shaving the head thing.

586
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,433
Donald, I really...

587
00:25:54,433 --> 00:25:57,133
I'm glad it's you
and it's not me.

588
00:25:57,133 --> 00:26:00,433
- And Mr. Trump did give
quite a generous contribution

589
00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:03,100
to cancer research
at Roswell Park.

590
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,200
- If you saw my name officially,

591
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,133
it'll be Harold
William Potter, Jr.

592
00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:09,867
But kids are not
gonna call you Harold,

593
00:26:09,867 --> 00:26:11,400
so they started
calling me Harry,

594
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,767
and that's been
my name ever since.

595
00:26:13,767 --> 00:26:16,433
<i>When the book first came out,</i>
<i>I was aware of it,</i>

596
00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:19,066
<i>but I didn't think</i>
<i>too much of it because</i>

597
00:26:19,066 --> 00:26:20,633
<i>I didn't perceive,</i>
<i>at that time,</i>

598
00:26:20,633 --> 00:26:23,467
<i>what kind of phenomenon</i>
<i>this was going to be.</i>

599
00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:25,233
-<i> Where I work,</i>

600
00:26:25,233 --> 00:26:27,867
<i>you have to present</i>
<i>a badge to open the door.</i>

601
00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:31,333
<i>So I'll just say,</i>
<i>"My name is Bond."</i>

602
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,333
<i>And then they was like, "Okay,</i>
<i>so what's your first name?"</i>

603
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,934
James.
And they just like,

604
00:26:35,934 --> 00:26:40,066
they turn around
slowly like, "Really?

605
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:42,166
"That's the coolest name ever.

606
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:43,867
"Do you say it like
that all the time?"

607
00:26:43,867 --> 00:26:45,934
And I was like, "Yeah, I say
it like that all the time."

608
00:26:45,934 --> 00:26:48,533
- As new students
on the first day,

609
00:26:48,533 --> 00:26:50,066
you stand up
and say your name.

610
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:51,400
So here I am in the classroom.

611
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,800
I stand up and I said
my name is Donald Sutherland.

612
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,834
And I remember hearing someone
in the background chirping,

613
00:26:57,834 --> 00:27:00,734
and they said, "Oh, my God,
there's the class clown."

614
00:27:00,734 --> 00:27:02,834
I actually went home
and asked my parents.

615
00:27:02,834 --> 00:27:04,333
Why would someone say that?

616
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,467
Who's Donald Sutherland?
And that's when they told me,

617
00:27:06,467 --> 00:27:09,166
at that point, that it
was some famous actor.

618
00:27:09,166 --> 00:27:11,834
- I did have one occasion,

619
00:27:11,834 --> 00:27:14,100
<i>trying a case in</i>
<i>the Federal District Court.</i>

620
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,667
<i>The judge looked</i>
<i>at me and she said,</i>

621
00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:19,900
"Do you realize that your name
is a fictional character?"

622
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,467
And, of course, I knew that,

623
00:27:21,467 --> 00:27:23,934
and I said, "Yes,
Your Honor, I do."

624
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:28,066
And she then said,
"I can't look at you without

625
00:27:28,066 --> 00:27:30,600
"thinking of Harry Potter."

626
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,700
And I laughed about it,

627
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:35,700
and thankfully, I won the case.

628
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,166
<i>- When I show up</i>
<i>for a reservation,</i>

629
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:40,900
<i>they know Donald Sutherland's</i>
<i>not gonna be there.</i>

630
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,066
Hi, I'm Donald Sutherland.

631
00:27:45,066 --> 00:27:48,233
- You're Donald Sutherland?
- Yes.

632
00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:49,200
But even when I show up,

633
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,533
they kinda still,
you can feel that.

634
00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:52,066
[slight gasp]
That disappointment.

635
00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:53,200
- You look different
than the movies.

636
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,700
- I'm a little shorter.

637
00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:55,934
- A little shorter?

638
00:27:55,934 --> 00:27:58,166
Did they give you
lifts in the movie?

639
00:27:58,166 --> 00:27:59,900
-<i> I would hear that</i>
<i>a lot from people.</i>

640
00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:03,066
Donald Sutherland?
You looked taller in<i> MASH.</i>

641
00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:04,667
-<i> It puts people at ease.</i>

642
00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:07,567
<i>As soon as they know</i>
<i>my name, it's more comfortable.</i>

643
00:28:07,567 --> 00:28:09,066
They can relax.

644
00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:10,734
Oh, you're
James Bond, you know.

645
00:28:10,734 --> 00:28:13,200
Do you have any gadgets on you?

646
00:28:14,667 --> 00:28:18,066
I was actually
calling a young lady,

647
00:28:18,066 --> 00:28:19,233
<i>and she wasn't home.</i>

648
00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:20,633
<i>I think her mom</i>
<i>picked up the phone,</i>

649
00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:22,400
<i>so she was like,</i>
<i>"Oh, so who's calling?"</i>

650
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,900
I said, "James."
And she says, "James who?"

651
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:27,500
I said, "James Bond,"
so she said, "Oh, no.

652
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,767
"And I'm Tina Turner."

653
00:28:28,767 --> 00:28:30,200
And she hung up the phone.

654
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,200
- Yeah, my name is
Gunther Frankenstein,

655
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,333
and the nickname is Guinea,

656
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:40,900
and we're in Lebanon,
New Hampshire,

657
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:44,166
<i>and it's snowing</i>
<i>outside right now.</i>

658
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:46,600
<i>Oh, there was a lot of joking,</i>

659
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,467
but because we were German,

660
00:28:48,467 --> 00:28:52,433
I don't think it had anything to
do with the name Frankenstein.

661
00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:56,233
<i>Everyone in the United States</i>
<i>resented Germany,</i>

662
00:28:56,233 --> 00:28:58,567
<i>and rightly so.</i>

663
00:28:58,567 --> 00:29:02,400
<i>Because we were German, that we</i>
<i>were automatically the enemy.</i>

664
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,467
-<i> They had such an association</i>
<i>with one aspect of him,</i>

665
00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:07,467
<i>that they couldn't see</i>
<i>him for who he was.</i>

666
00:29:07,467 --> 00:29:09,800
I would say, for example, since
we're talking about Germany,

667
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,967
it's the same thing
about the swastika.

668
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,767
<i>But the swastika as a symbol</i>

669
00:29:13,767 --> 00:29:16,600
<i>has been around for</i>
<i>thousands of years.</i>

670
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,633
<i>If I show you a swastika now,</i>

671
00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:20,767
<i>you won't be able to</i>
<i>know the thing for itself</i>

672
00:29:20,767 --> 00:29:22,834
<i>because of what's been</i>
<i>associated with it</i>

673
00:29:22,834 --> 00:29:25,400
<i>only for the last 70 years.</i>

674
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,633
- Many time, we had to
fight our way to school.

675
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:32,233
And then one time, it was
the FBI checkin' us out.

676
00:29:32,233 --> 00:29:34,700
Someone probably said we
were spies or something.

677
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:36,433
Who knows?

678
00:29:36,433 --> 00:29:39,667
- We make assumptions based
off of our past experiences.

679
00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:42,900
Someone might hear
a name and it might

680
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:46,066
hit some type of
internal trigger for them

681
00:29:46,066 --> 00:29:48,500
where they're already making
assumptions about that person

682
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,467
before they've even given
that person a chance

683
00:29:50,467 --> 00:29:52,967
to understand who they are.

684
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,767
-<i> You know, the folks</i>
<i>that have helped me</i>

685
00:29:57,767 --> 00:30:01,233
<i>in my life have often</i>
<i>encountered the same sort of</i>

686
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,367
disbelief that I encounter.

687
00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:06,900
My assistant will call to
make an airplane reservation

688
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:09,467
<i>or a restaurant reservation</i>
<i>and not infrequently</i>

689
00:30:09,467 --> 00:30:11,467
<i>be met with a, "Is</i>
<i>that really the name?"</i>

690
00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:12,800
<i>Or, "You're kidding."</i>

691
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:16,133
- For three.
Donald Trump.

692
00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:19,033
- I don't know how
Donald J. Trump feels about

693
00:30:19,033 --> 00:30:22,266
the name, but I love
it 'cause it's my dad.

694
00:30:22,266 --> 00:30:23,567
- Actually, before
we got married,

695
00:30:23,567 --> 00:30:25,133
I said to her,

696
00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:27,467
I said, "Don't marry me
if you do not want to name

697
00:30:27,467 --> 00:30:31,166
"your first son Donald III."

698
00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:33,000
And she said to me,

699
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,266
"Well, that's okay with me as
long as we call him Bobby."

700
00:30:36,266 --> 00:30:37,934
- My name is
Donald Robert Duck III.

701
00:30:37,934 --> 00:30:39,934
But I go by Bobby
'cause it differentiates

702
00:30:39,934 --> 00:30:42,166
between my dad
and my grandfather.

703
00:30:42,166 --> 00:30:43,734
- It was just easier.

704
00:30:43,734 --> 00:30:46,233
It was just easier
to be something

705
00:30:46,233 --> 00:30:48,367
other than Donald Duck,
because Donald Duck

706
00:30:48,367 --> 00:30:50,400
doesn't get believed
as a name.

707
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,834
Can you talk like Donald Duck?

708
00:30:51,834 --> 00:30:54,300
No, I cannot talk
like Donald Duck.

709
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:56,367
Never could.

710
00:30:56,367 --> 00:30:57,700
- My name is Robin Williams,

711
00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:00,600
and I've been living with
that name almost 21 years.

712
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,767
<i>When people start to say,</i>

713
00:31:01,767 --> 00:31:03,500
<i>"Robin Williams,</i>
<i>Robin Williams,"</i>

714
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,967
<i>and I realized that, okay,</i>

715
00:31:04,967 --> 00:31:06,834
<i>I'm gonna have</i>
<i>a problem with this name.</i>

716
00:31:06,834 --> 00:31:09,400
<i>And I still do,</i>
<i>but it's a good problem,</i>

717
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,233
and I'm proud of that name.

718
00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:14,266
- Well, it's been a lot of fun.
Let's put it that way.

719
00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:16,066
The name is
definitely different.

720
00:31:16,066 --> 00:31:19,266
I got it when I was
about seven years old.

721
00:31:19,266 --> 00:31:22,066
There was a famous
baseball player named

722
00:31:22,066 --> 00:31:24,734
Dusty Rhodes who helped
win the World Series

723
00:31:24,734 --> 00:31:27,066
<i>for, at the time,</i>
<i>the New York Giants.</i>

724
00:31:27,066 --> 00:31:29,066
<i>And I was a scrappy</i>
<i>little tomboy.</i>

725
00:31:29,066 --> 00:31:32,100
My Christian name was Susan.
How boring is that?

726
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,133
- In the mid 90's,

727
00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:36,800
I took all of my employees
to Florida for a week.

728
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,600
<i>When we got to the airport,</i>

729
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,300
<i>security was maxed out and</i>
<i>they were waiting for us.</i>

730
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,734
<i>My secretary ran up to us,</i>

731
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,433
<i>and she said, "These</i>
<i>people are going nuts.</i>

732
00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:46,934
<i>"They think you're</i>
<i>the famous Paul McCartney."</i>

733
00:31:46,934 --> 00:31:49,567
<i>A few minutes later, a big shot</i>
<i>from airport security</i>

734
00:31:49,567 --> 00:31:50,633
<i>looks up and says,</i>

735
00:31:50,633 --> 00:31:52,367
<i>"Ramp way's clear,</i>
<i>Mr. McCartney.</i>

736
00:31:52,367 --> 00:31:55,066
<i>"Your party may now board."</i>
<i>The entire bunch of us</i>

737
00:31:55,066 --> 00:31:57,066
<i>were put right up in</i>
<i>the front of the plane,</i>

738
00:31:57,066 --> 00:31:59,734
<i>and my momma didn't</i>
<i>raise a fool.</i>

739
00:31:59,734 --> 00:32:03,133
<i>I wasn't going to say,</i>
<i>"Excuse me, I paid for coach."</i>

740
00:32:03,133 --> 00:32:06,533
<i>We got to Disney,</i>
<i>and our rooms were upgraded.</i>

741
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:09,066
<i>I believe the entire</i>
<i>trip was a success</i>

742
00:32:09,066 --> 00:32:10,633
<i>just because of my name.</i>

743
00:32:10,633 --> 00:32:12,934
- I received calls from
a few different casting agents

744
00:32:12,934 --> 00:32:18,066
that were randomly searchin'
for people with unique names.

745
00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:22,600
They offered to pay to
come out to California

746
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,400
to be interviewed,
and we got out there.

747
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,233
<i>And sure enough,</i>
<i>in my hotel</i>

748
00:32:27,233 --> 00:32:30,533
<i>there was an army</i>
<i>of Ronald McDonalds.</i>

749
00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:32,400
<i>So they picked us</i>
<i>up in a long van,</i>

750
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,633
<i>5:00 in the morning</i>
<i>and start driving.</i>

751
00:32:33,633 --> 00:32:35,166
-<i> [Conductor] All aboard!</i>

752
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:36,633
-<i> [Ronald] Well, suddenly,</i>
<i>we don't know where we are.</i>

753
00:32:36,633 --> 00:32:38,667
<i>It's an hour out from L.A.,</i>

754
00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:40,266
<i>so we start</i>
<i>thinking, you know,</i>

755
00:32:40,266 --> 00:32:42,066
<i>he could be driving</i>
<i>us into Mexico.</i>

756
00:32:42,066 --> 00:32:44,567
<i>We'd be sold into servitude.</i>

757
00:32:44,567 --> 00:32:46,900
<i>Eventually, we came to</i>
<i>where they were gonna film,</i>

758
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:49,734
<i>and at that point,</i>
<i>told us that they were</i>

759
00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:52,333
<i>introducing Taco Bell's</i>
<i>new breakfasts,</i>

760
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,600
and it wasn't until
a couple weeks later

761
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,734
that we discovered that
I was in the first commercial.

762
00:32:58,734 --> 00:33:00,800
- My name is Ronald McDonald.
- [Heckler] You're who?!

763
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,233
- I am Ronald McDonald.

764
00:33:02,233 --> 00:33:03,533
- I'm Ronald McDonald, Jr.,

765
00:33:03,533 --> 00:33:06,400
and this is
Ronald McDonald III.

766
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,934
- My name is Ronald McDonald.

767
00:33:07,934 --> 00:33:09,934
- [Interviewer]
What do you think?
- That's really good.

768
00:33:09,934 --> 00:33:11,266
- I was surprised
how good it is.

769
00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:13,567
- I love the new AM Crunch Wrap.
- I'm Ronald McDonald.

770
00:33:13,567 --> 00:33:14,867
- Ronald.
- McDonald.

771
00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:16,967
- [All] I'm Ronald
McDonald and I love

772
00:33:16,967 --> 00:33:18,633
Taco Bell's new breakfast.

773
00:33:20,367 --> 00:33:22,066
- [Narrator]<i> People with</i>
<i>interesting names often</i>

774
00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:24,734
<i>have unlisted phone numbers</i>
<i>to avoid pranksters.</i>

775
00:33:24,734 --> 00:33:26,133
[busy signal drones]

776
00:33:26,133 --> 00:33:29,233
-<i> We used to get all kinds</i>
<i>of calls in the middle</i>

777
00:33:29,233 --> 00:33:31,934
<i>of the night asking</i>
<i>if Igor was home,</i>

778
00:33:31,934 --> 00:33:34,100
<i>or is the Monster there.</i>

779
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,467
And when we answered
the call,

780
00:33:35,467 --> 00:33:36,800
we thought that
people were nuts

781
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:41,066
and having a party and
drinking and teenagers

782
00:33:41,066 --> 00:33:44,700
just out late
and having a good time.

783
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:47,266
<i>When Shelley came</i>
<i>up with that book,</i>

784
00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:49,800
<i>that ruined our good name.</i>

785
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,867
That book.

786
00:33:50,867 --> 00:33:54,200
After a while, you
just grin and bear it.

787
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,867
And sometimes you say,

788
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,767
"You stupid so-and-so,"

789
00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:02,133
and... let it go.

790
00:34:02,133 --> 00:34:04,734
- Even though my mother's
name wasn't Ronald McDonald,

791
00:34:04,734 --> 00:34:06,066
they knew I lived there,

792
00:34:06,066 --> 00:34:08,100
so we would get kids calling
late at night, you know,

793
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:10,600
asking for cheeseburgers.

794
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,567
- [Narrator]<i> Unfortunately,</i>
<i>their understandable wariness</i>

795
00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:15,600
<i>might also extend</i>
<i>to filmmakers</i>

796
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,066
<i>who call them</i>
<i>out of the blue.</i>

797
00:34:17,066 --> 00:34:19,734
[beep tones]

798
00:34:22,266 --> 00:34:24,700
[phone rings]

799
00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:30,300
- Hi, is this a Daniel Doom?

800
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,633
- Hi, is Harold Rude in, please?

801
00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:35,300
- I'm trying to find
Francis Mangina.

802
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:37,567
- Are you sure it's Mangina?

803
00:34:38,967 --> 00:34:41,066
Can I say Mangeena?
- [Co-Worker] No!

804
00:34:41,066 --> 00:34:43,133
- Your name is very unusual,

805
00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:45,266
and there's a lot of
history behind it.

806
00:34:45,266 --> 00:34:47,066
[exasperated breathing]

807
00:34:47,066 --> 00:34:48,967
[dial tone]

808
00:34:48,967 --> 00:34:50,600
- We had flagged your name.

809
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,233
- This is nerve-wracking.

810
00:34:52,233 --> 00:34:54,066
- Do have any
forwarding information?

811
00:34:54,066 --> 00:34:56,367
- [Recording]<i> If you know</i>
<i>your party's extension,</i>

812
00:34:56,367 --> 00:34:58,066
<i>you may dial at any time.</i>

813
00:34:58,066 --> 00:35:01,433
[recorded wait tunes play]

814
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,867
- All right, you
too. Have a nice day.

815
00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:08,934
- [Narrator]<i> An amazing</i>
<i>discovery we made</i>

816
00:35:08,934 --> 00:35:12,367
<i>is how lightly the Clutzes,</i>
<i>Putzes, and Boggises</i>

817
00:35:12,367 --> 00:35:16,800
<i>of the world wear the so-called</i>
<i>burden of their names.</i>

818
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,066
<i>It seems that like</i>
<i>a lot of problems,</i>

819
00:35:19,066 --> 00:35:22,533
<i>it's only as much of</i>
<i>an issue as you allow it to be.</i>

820
00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:23,967
- I would go on dates,

821
00:35:23,967 --> 00:35:26,333
and put my name in
at a restaurant,

822
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:30,500
and I would spell
it out C-R-A-Y-P-O,

823
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:33,467
and one time, the hostess
looked at me and said,

824
00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:36,166
"That's not how you spell it."

825
00:35:36,166 --> 00:35:38,133
I told her, "That's how
you're gonna pronounce it.

826
00:35:38,133 --> 00:35:39,600
"I'm on a first date."

827
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,767
<i>Very close uncle told</i>
<i>me that you will know</i>

828
00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:44,266
<i>when it's time to get married</i>

829
00:35:44,266 --> 00:35:46,667
<i>if they're willing to take</i>
<i>on the last name Crapo.</i>

830
00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:48,967
Then you've got someone
that really cares for you.

831
00:35:48,967 --> 00:35:51,467
- The fact that they
develop a personality

832
00:35:51,467 --> 00:35:54,867
from their name,
I think, is special.

833
00:35:54,867 --> 00:35:58,567
<i>And then that you use it</i>
<i>as a springboard to what's</i>

834
00:35:58,567 --> 00:36:02,734
<i>becoming quick-witted</i>
<i>or socially adaptable</i>

835
00:36:02,734 --> 00:36:03,867
to different situations,

836
00:36:03,867 --> 00:36:05,667
and you gotta deal with
people all the time,

837
00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:07,633
and some people just
like to bust balls.

838
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:10,166
And are you gonna crumble
in that situation,

839
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:13,266
or are you gonna be
able to stand strong?

840
00:36:13,266 --> 00:36:15,734
<i>My persona on stage is</i>
<i>kind of a mean, nasty guy,</i>

841
00:36:15,734 --> 00:36:18,900
<i>so people keep</i>
<i>their mouth shut.</i>

842
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,367
<i>Humor's a great weapon.</i>

843
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:24,700
You really gotta watch out
for these old people driving.

844
00:36:26,133 --> 00:36:27,600
They always have that excuse,

845
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,834
"Well, I mistook the gas
pedal for the brake."

846
00:36:30,834 --> 00:36:33,066
It's not like you're
driving around in a piano.

847
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,400
There's only two
pedals down there.

848
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,867
Pick one, Beethoven.

849
00:36:36,867 --> 00:36:38,133
If you're driving a car,

850
00:36:38,133 --> 00:36:40,233
and it suddenly accelerates
into some people,

851
00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:42,400
try the other pedal.

852
00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:46,533
I mean, how many bodies
have to flip over the hood

853
00:36:46,533 --> 00:36:50,166
before you go,
"Ohh, this isn't the brake"?

854
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,500
-<i> I was teaching inner city</i>

855
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,734
<i>sixth, seventh,</i>
<i>and eighth grade.</i>

856
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:58,200
<i>And I didn't want to</i>
<i>put that name up there.</i>

857
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,233
<i>So I did not put</i>
<i>Slutsky up there.</i>

858
00:37:01,233 --> 00:37:04,700
<i>For some reason,</i>
<i>I wrote Slotsky.</i>

859
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:08,233
<i>S-L-O-T-S-K-Y.</i>

860
00:37:08,233 --> 00:37:13,133
<i>And I had no idea that</i>
<i>I was gonna be in that school</i>

861
00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:17,200
<i>for two years as</i>
<i>a permanent substitute.</i>

862
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,433
<i>So I would go down the hall,</i>

863
00:37:18,433 --> 00:37:20,567
<i>and they'd go,</i>
<i>"Hello, Ms. Slotsky,"</i>

864
00:37:20,567 --> 00:37:23,133
<i>and I'd go, "Hello!"</i>

865
00:37:23,133 --> 00:37:26,066
<i>They never found out,</i>
<i>thank goodness,</i>

866
00:37:26,066 --> 00:37:28,166
that my name was Slutsky.

867
00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:31,166
I never would have lived
that one down in that school.

868
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,367
- [Narrator]<i> There's no</i>
<i>doubt that having a name</i>

869
00:37:33,367 --> 00:37:36,667
<i>like Boggis, Crapo, or</i>
<i>Slutsky can be a challenge.</i>

870
00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:39,867
<i>But now let's consider</i>
<i>a worst-case scenario,</i>

871
00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:42,467
<i>one that posed fundamental</i>
<i>and serious questions</i>

872
00:37:42,467 --> 00:37:45,433
<i>of personal identity</i>
<i>and cultural imperialism...</i>

873
00:37:45,433 --> 00:37:46,800
[deep gasp]

874
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,633
<i>while shocking</i>
<i>the sensibilities</i>

875
00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:52,500
<i>of basketball fans from</i>
<i>Wyoming to Saskatchewan.</i>

876
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,633
- My full, full name is,

877
00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:56,967
I'll say it like in Portuguese.

878
00:37:56,967 --> 00:37:59,834
[pronounces name]

879
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,467
<i>If you look at my last name,</i>

880
00:38:06,467 --> 00:38:08,433
<i>you're gonna say,</i>
<i>wow, it's not Fook;</i>

881
00:38:08,433 --> 00:38:09,700
<i>it's Fuck because</i>
<i>in my whole life,</i>

882
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:12,066
<i>I said Fuck because</i>
<i>it's F-U-C-K.</i>

883
00:38:12,066 --> 00:38:13,600
<i>But where I come from,</i>

884
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,066
<i>it's not pronounced</i>
<i>like that.</i>

885
00:38:15,066 --> 00:38:17,700
<i>It's Fook or Fookie.</i>

886
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:23,900
My grandmother's hometown
is called Canoinhas.

887
00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:25,934
Half of the city, pretty much,

888
00:38:25,934 --> 00:38:29,900
people with my last name,
F-U-C-K, live there.

889
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:31,667
<i>My uncle's insurance company.</i>

890
00:38:31,667 --> 00:38:35,367
<i>The name of the company</i>
<i>is Fuck's Insurance.</i>

891
00:38:35,367 --> 00:38:36,834
<i>Basketball changed my life,</i>

892
00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:40,600
<i>and I played from</i>
<i>1999 until now.</i>

893
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,700
<i>I prepared a DVD,</i>

894
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,467
<i>put my name</i>
<i>and my last name in it,</i>

895
00:38:45,467 --> 00:38:48,867
<i>and then I sent it</i>
<i>to my future coach.</i>

896
00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:50,800
-<i> I first</i>
<i>found out about Gui</i>

897
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,333
<i>when he was</i>
<i>playing basketball,</i>

898
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,300
<i>going to school at Northwest</i>
<i>College in Powell, Wyoming.</i>

899
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,200
-<i> When looking at the DVD,</i>

900
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,600
<i>especially my last name,</i>

901
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,533
<i>the coach just didn't accept.</i>

902
00:39:01,533 --> 00:39:03,333
Like it was like,

903
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:06,200
"I'm not looking at a DVD
of a guy with his name."
Like, are you kidding me?

904
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,900
Is this for real?
Then he watched.<i> </i>
He really liked my game,

905
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:12,133
<i>and he offered me</i>
<i>a scholarship.</i>

906
00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:15,066
- People started to
realize that his last name

907
00:39:15,066 --> 00:39:16,333
is spelled F-U-C-K.

908
00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,767
There started to
become questions.

909
00:39:17,767 --> 00:39:19,200
- They have
like the scoreboard,

910
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,800
and right beside,
they have like the last name

911
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,166
of each player with the
number showing to everybody.

912
00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:27,066
So they were like,

913
00:39:27,066 --> 00:39:31,066
<i>"Um, I'm not gonna put</i>
<i>like your F last name."</i>

914
00:39:31,066 --> 00:39:32,500
<i>I was like, "Come on.</i>

915
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,467
<i>Just use my last name."</i>

916
00:39:36,934 --> 00:39:39,600
- In past generations,
people who came to America

917
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,100
with a name that sounded
really unusual or embarrassing

918
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:44,300
in English, would
typically change it.

919
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:48,066
That has virtually disappeared
over the past 50 years.

920
00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:50,467
Today, people do want
to keep their names,

921
00:39:50,467 --> 00:39:52,700
keep their connection
to their heritage,

922
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,700
even if that name
raises some eyebrows.

923
00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:56,567
- [Craig]<i> Gui's proud</i>
<i>of his heritage.</i>

924
00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:58,333
<i>He's proud of his last name.</i>

925
00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:01,400
<i>We didn't feel it was</i>
<i>something we should</i>
<i>take away from him.</i>

926
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,667
<i>So we just felt we should</i>
<i>go with his full name.</i>

927
00:40:05,667 --> 00:40:07,934
- [Narrator]<i> So what</i>
<i>happened when they stopped</i>

928
00:40:07,934 --> 00:40:09,867
<i>obsessing about Gui's</i>
<i>name and just treated it</i>

929
00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:11,900
<i>like anyone else's?</i>

930
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:15,333
<i>Whose problem was it that</i>
<i>it had a sexual meaning</i>

931
00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:19,834
<i>in just one of the 6,500</i>
<i>spoken languages in the world?</i>

932
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,333
- In the first game of
the second semester,

933
00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:25,767
<i>when they saw there</i>
<i>on the scoreboard</i>

934
00:40:25,767 --> 00:40:27,333
<i>my last last name,</i>

935
00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:28,700
<i>they were like,</i>
<i>"Oh, my God.</i>

936
00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:30,900
<i>"Look at that.</i>
<i>They finally put it."</i>

937
00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:34,433
Like they're giving you
the pride, let's say.

938
00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:36,200
- I think it's fantastic.

939
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,000
He's standing up
for his family line,

940
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,667
his bloodline.

941
00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:43,166
- [Craig]<i> All it really did was</i>
<i>just bring us closer together,</i>

942
00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:45,433
<i>and knowing more</i>
<i>about our teammate,</i>

943
00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:47,467
<i>our family,</i>
<i>and our brotherhood.</i>

944
00:40:47,467 --> 00:40:48,667
- You're too big.
[laughter]

945
00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:50,400
Fookie too big.
Come on, Fookie.

946
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,200
- You're too skinny,
come on!

947
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,467
- As in so much of life,

948
00:40:54,467 --> 00:40:57,500
I think we all think
the grass is greener

949
00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:00,367
in terms of our own names.

950
00:41:00,367 --> 00:41:03,233
Any John Jones is going
to be a little bit envious

951
00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:05,934
with someone with an usual name,
and someone with a name

952
00:41:05,934 --> 00:41:07,800
that they always have
to spell a dozen times

953
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,867
is gonna be envious
of John Jones.

954
00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:14,233
-<i> Having my last name in</i>
<i>North America changed my life.</i>

955
00:41:18,533 --> 00:41:20,633
It feels awesome, of course.
Like you feel important.

956
00:41:20,633 --> 00:41:22,700
You feel like now
people know you.

957
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:26,834
- My father was interviewed
for a national newspaper

958
00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:30,567
for schools when he was
probably six or seven years old.

959
00:41:30,567 --> 00:41:32,834
<i>Apparently, it</i>
<i>happened to be noticed</i>

960
00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:34,633
<i>by someone at Disney.</i>

961
00:41:34,633 --> 00:41:38,066
<i>Disney contacted</i>
<i>my grandparents</i>
<i>through a telegram,</i>

962
00:41:38,066 --> 00:41:43,500
and also sent a drawing
from Disney itself.

963
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:46,333
- [Donald III]<i> It's Donald Duck</i>
<i>in a bed looking at a mirror</i>

964
00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:48,300
<i>that he doesn't know in</i>
<i>the dark at his eyes,</i>

965
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,066
<i>and takes a gun out</i>
<i>and shoots the mirror,</i>

966
00:41:50,066 --> 00:41:51,567
<i>and then turns the light</i>
<i>on and see that he's</i>

967
00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:53,066
<i>shot his mirror.</i>

968
00:41:53,066 --> 00:41:54,700
<i>I thought</i>
<i>it was really interesting</i>

969
00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:56,467
that it was drawn by Disney.
I thought that was really cool.

970
00:41:56,467 --> 00:41:59,667
<i>- I went into</i>
<i>the non-profit world</i>

971
00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:01,066
<i>in raising money</i>
<i>professionally.</i>

972
00:42:01,066 --> 00:42:03,066
<i>I found that with a name</i>
<i>like Smoki Bacon,</i>

973
00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:04,700
<i>when I would talk</i>
<i>to the person that</i>

974
00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:06,633
<i>would direct me</i>
<i>to the executive,</i>

975
00:42:06,633 --> 00:42:08,633
<i>and I would say, you know,</i>

976
00:42:08,633 --> 00:42:10,600
<i>"Just tell him that</i>
<i>Smoki Bacon is calling,"</i>

977
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,367
<i>and they would say,</i>
<i>"No, no, no.</i>

978
00:42:12,367 --> 00:42:13,900
<i>"We don't want</i>
<i>the name of the company.</i>

979
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:15,467
<i>"What is your name?"</i>

980
00:42:15,467 --> 00:42:17,133
<i>And the person that</i>
<i>I would be talking to</i>

981
00:42:17,133 --> 00:42:20,834
<i>would start laughing and</i>
<i>plug me into the executive.</i>

982
00:42:20,834 --> 00:42:22,967
<i>It branded me</i>
<i>before I realized</i>

983
00:42:22,967 --> 00:42:24,433
<i>what branding was all about.</i>

984
00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:27,066
<i>Now everybody is</i>
<i>branding everything.</i>

985
00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:29,100
And I realized,
oh, my God,

986
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:32,166
I branded myself
several decades ago

987
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:33,300
with Smoki Bacon.

988
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:35,433
- I got a letter
once in the mail,

989
00:42:35,433 --> 00:42:41,533
and it was from a stadium
in Soviet Georgia.

990
00:42:41,533 --> 00:42:44,800
<i>And evidently,</i>
<i>the stadium had 50,000 seats,</i>

991
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,533
<i>but they clearly</i>
<i>meant this letter</i>

992
00:42:47,533 --> 00:42:49,600
<i>for the other</i>
<i>Paul McCartney.</i>

993
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,867
<i>But a little part of me</i>
<i>thought it would be kind of fun</i>

994
00:42:51,867 --> 00:42:54,967
to go over there and see if
they knew the difference,

995
00:42:54,967 --> 00:42:57,400
and maybe stand up
on stage and sing,

996
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,500
"I'm A Little Teapot,
Short and Stout,"

997
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,600
<i>and see if I could</i>
<i>entertain the people.</i>

998
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,600
♪<i> Here is my handle</i>

999
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,300
♪<i> Here is my spout</i>

1000
00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,867
Two notes.
Two notes.

1001
00:43:08,867 --> 00:43:10,834
- [loud piano note]
- That is impressive.

1002
00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:12,834
But obviously, if I did that,

1003
00:43:12,834 --> 00:43:16,900
I'd probably be in a prison
in Siberia right now.

1004
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:20,533
- My husband and I were
at Woodman's in Ipswich,

1005
00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:25,367
and we were walking around,
and we saw Larry David,

1006
00:43:25,367 --> 00:43:27,433
<i>and I looked up</i>
<i>and there he was,</i>

1007
00:43:27,433 --> 00:43:30,533
<i>and I went,</i>
<i>"Hello, Larry David.</i>

1008
00:43:30,533 --> 00:43:32,633
<i>"My name is Linda Slutsky."</i>

1009
00:43:32,633 --> 00:43:34,567
<i>The way I said</i>
<i>my name was really funny.</i>

1010
00:43:34,567 --> 00:43:37,367
<i>Went I'm Linda Slutsky.</i>

1011
00:43:37,367 --> 00:43:39,400
<i>I just blurted it out that way.</i>

1012
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,800
<i>I don't know why.</i>

1013
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,934
And he just came over
like he was my best friend,

1014
00:43:44,934 --> 00:43:46,900
and started talking to me.

1015
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:49,767
And it was really great,

1016
00:43:49,767 --> 00:43:52,066
because he wouldn't
stop talking,

1017
00:43:52,066 --> 00:43:54,066
and then they were producing,

1018
00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:55,567
and his assistant
kept saying,

1019
00:43:55,567 --> 00:43:56,900
"You have to go, Mr. David.

1020
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,066
"You have to go."
And he wouldn't go.

1021
00:43:59,066 --> 00:44:00,567
He just wanted to just
keep talking to me.

1022
00:44:00,567 --> 00:44:01,934
- Well, my current
girlfriend likes it

1023
00:44:01,934 --> 00:44:04,133
because she's named
after a drink.

1024
00:44:04,133 --> 00:44:05,500
- All my whole life,

1025
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,066
I always got not picked on,

1026
00:44:07,066 --> 00:44:08,400
but people would make jokes

1027
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,533
<i>and when I met Al,</i>
<i>it wasn't like that.</i>

1028
00:44:11,533 --> 00:44:13,400
<i>It was always about his name.</i>

1029
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,467
<i>A lot of people make jokes</i>

1030
00:44:14,467 --> 00:44:15,834
<i>about both of</i>
<i>our names together,</i>

1031
00:44:15,834 --> 00:44:16,967
<i>'cause it's like a full meal.</i>

1032
00:44:16,967 --> 00:44:19,066
<i>He's the pasta,</i>
<i>I'm the juice.</i>

1033
00:44:19,066 --> 00:44:20,533
<i>When we first met,</i>

1034
00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:22,300
<i>he actually told me he had</i>
<i>a picture of the two of us,</i>

1035
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,500
<i>and I couldn't remember</i>
<i>a time that he,</i>

1036
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:25,834
<i>we'd taken a picture together.</i>

1037
00:44:25,834 --> 00:44:28,266
And he actually went
to the grocery store,

1038
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:30,700
and Sunny D was right next
to the al dente pasta,

1039
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,800
so we took a picture,

1040
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,600
and that was our first
picture together.

1041
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,600
- You know, I think
I was pulled over

1042
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,767
for a speeding ticket
at one time in my life,

1043
00:44:37,767 --> 00:44:40,700
and when I gave the license
to the officer,

1044
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:42,066
he looked at it,

1045
00:44:42,066 --> 00:44:43,834
and he was like,
"Are you serious?"

1046
00:44:43,834 --> 00:44:45,066
And I said, "Yeah."

1047
00:44:45,066 --> 00:44:48,467
And he said, "It might
be your lucky day today.

1048
00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:51,333
"I might just give you a
warning because you're a Putz."

1049
00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:53,066
And I said, "I'll take it."

1050
00:44:53,066 --> 00:44:56,367
<i>- I was glad that we</i>
<i>could carry the name on.</i>

1051
00:44:56,367 --> 00:44:58,900
That really made me happy.

1052
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:02,467
- I would hope that I could
name my son Donald Duck,

1053
00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:04,166
if we have children.

1054
00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:06,900
- And if I had a common name
of Smith, Jones, Sullivan,

1055
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,900
I don't mean to make
fun of anybody's name,

1056
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:12,867
but you know, I would probably
be a little disappointed.

1057
00:45:12,867 --> 00:45:15,300
<i>- Jeff Studley,</i>
<i>that's a good name.</i>

1058
00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:17,066
<i>I think every male</i>
<i>in this movie</i>

1059
00:45:17,066 --> 00:45:18,900
probably wishes
they had that name.

1060
00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:21,333
But then again,
you gotta deliver.

1061
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,834
Kinda like Linda Slutsky.

1062
00:45:22,834 --> 00:45:24,300
You know, they're expecting
a little something

1063
00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:26,667
if they're out on
a date with Studley.

1064
00:45:26,667 --> 00:45:29,633
As opposed to going out
with Howard Schmuck.

1065
00:45:29,633 --> 00:45:32,433
<i>You know, I think we're all</i>
<i>a product of our environment.</i>

1066
00:45:32,433 --> 00:45:34,967
<i>Absolutely</i>
<i>it's gonna shape you.</i>

1067
00:45:34,967 --> 00:45:36,600
- Having the last name of Gay,

1068
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,433
and experiencing that,

1069
00:45:38,433 --> 00:45:41,900
you know, kinda being
picked on for a little while

1070
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:46,467
<i>for a few years has</i>
<i>made me less prejudiced,</i>

1071
00:45:46,467 --> 00:45:49,533
<i>more understanding</i>
<i>of other people.</i>

1072
00:45:49,533 --> 00:45:54,200
- I hope this movie
brings this issue out

1073
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,066
more into society.
I mean, I don't think

1074
00:45:56,066 --> 00:45:58,433
there's ever gonna be
a Hall of Fame for us.

1075
00:45:58,433 --> 00:46:00,667
You know, maybe
something like this

1076
00:46:00,667 --> 00:46:03,200
will prevent a lot of,
more bullying

1077
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,100
in the lives
of these people.

1078
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:07,867
- I think it's really important
that it's brought to light,

1079
00:46:07,867 --> 00:46:10,433
because when people go around
making fun of other people

1080
00:46:10,433 --> 00:46:12,633
for something that is
really out of their control,

1081
00:46:12,633 --> 00:46:15,100
it can really affect
somebody on a deeper level

1082
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:18,166
that others probably
wouldn't be aware of.

1083
00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:20,066
- [Narrator]<i> So at</i>
<i>the beginning of the film,</i>

1084
00:46:20,066 --> 00:46:21,800
<i>we posed a question.</i>

1085
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,133
<i>When people ask,</i>
<i>"Who are you?"</i>

1086
00:46:24,133 --> 00:46:28,100
<i>we answer with a name,</i>
<i>but is that who we are?</i>

1087
00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:29,533
<i>After all the phone calls,</i>

1088
00:46:29,533 --> 00:46:32,066
<i>after all the interviews,</i>

1089
00:46:32,066 --> 00:46:34,600
<i>personally, I like</i>
<i>the idea that a name</i>

1090
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,967
<i>is not who we are,</i>
<i>or what we are,</i>

1091
00:46:36,967 --> 00:46:39,500
<i>it's something we have.</i>

1092
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,367
<i>It belongs to us,</i>

1093
00:46:41,367 --> 00:46:44,500
<i>so we can use it in</i>
<i>any way we choose.</i>

1094
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:46,367
<i>Many of the individuals</i>
<i>that we've met</i>

1095
00:46:46,367 --> 00:46:48,567
<i>have made a conscious</i>
<i>decision to use their names</i>

1096
00:46:48,567 --> 00:46:51,066
<i>in a way that</i>
<i>enriches their lives,</i>

1097
00:46:51,066 --> 00:46:54,667
<i>both professionally</i>
<i>and personally.</i>

1098
00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:57,066
<i>- My name led me to</i>
<i>become a stand-up comic</i>

1099
00:46:57,066 --> 00:46:58,700
<i>and a humorist.</i>

1100
00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:01,367
<i>Much of it was embracing</i>
<i>the peculiar aspect</i>
<i>of the name.</i>

1101
00:47:01,367 --> 00:47:04,400
<i>People would often use</i>
<i>that as a way to attack me.</i>

1102
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,266
<i>But I found that as</i>
<i>something that I use instead.</i>

1103
00:47:07,266 --> 00:47:09,867
Outgoingness and positiveness
instead of introversion.

1104
00:47:09,867 --> 00:47:12,266
- I don't need
business cards anymore,

1105
00:47:12,266 --> 00:47:14,166
because everybody
remembers my name.

1106
00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:16,700
- Got a lot of customers
that I had met years ago

1107
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,133
<i>that either moved</i>
<i>or had forgotten me,</i>

1108
00:47:19,133 --> 00:47:21,767
and saw the commercials
and remembered me.

1109
00:47:21,767 --> 00:47:24,533
- I look on it as
an opportunity to be able

1110
00:47:24,533 --> 00:47:25,800
to make connections with people

1111
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,734
that I would never have
had the opportunity

1112
00:47:27,734 --> 00:47:29,900
to make connections with.

1113
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:31,900
- It kind of opens me up.

1114
00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:33,633
It makes me more of a person.

1115
00:47:33,633 --> 00:47:35,367
It makes me more alive.

1116
00:47:35,367 --> 00:47:38,300
- It definitely
made me a little bit

1117
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:39,867
less sensitive
as I got older.

1118
00:47:39,867 --> 00:47:42,166
-<i> Drawing attention, frankly,</i>
<i>to what I do,</i>

1119
00:47:42,166 --> 00:47:45,166
<i>which I think is important,</i>
<i>and where I do it,</i>

1120
00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:48,600
<i>in a cancer center that's</i>
<i>trying to develop</i>
<i>new treatments.</i>

1121
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,433
I think the more attention
to that, the better.

1122
00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:55,166
- I think it's great that
they've come through it,

1123
00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:57,400
and become better
people because of it.

1124
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,734
<i>- That's gonna build</i>
<i>their self-confidence,</i>

1125
00:48:00,734 --> 00:48:03,233
<i>and provide them with</i>
<i>a sense of strength</i>

1126
00:48:03,233 --> 00:48:04,967
<i>that they've made</i>
<i>it through something</i>

1127
00:48:04,967 --> 00:48:06,934
<i>that's been really</i>
<i>difficult for them.</i>

1128
00:48:06,934 --> 00:48:11,567
- Every person should be
proud of the name they have.

1129
00:48:11,567 --> 00:48:14,233
- I think, you know, you're
pretty open to create

1130
00:48:14,233 --> 00:48:16,066
<i>who you wanna be.</i>

1131
00:48:16,066 --> 00:48:19,266
Your name really shouldn't
define who you are.

1132
00:48:19,266 --> 00:48:22,066
- There is no
single perfect name.

1133
00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:24,233
There's just the way
that you take your name,

1134
00:48:24,233 --> 00:48:25,734
and turn it into your life.

1135
00:48:25,734 --> 00:48:29,066
- When you have
an oddball name like I have,

1136
00:48:29,066 --> 00:48:31,500
if you do something good,
you're remembered for it.

1137
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,400
- I would recommend
anybody out there

1138
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,834
to change their name
to Paul McCartney.

1139
00:48:35,834 --> 00:48:37,200
- It's an unusual name, yes.

1140
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,967
But we have a lot
of fun with it.

1141
00:48:39,967 --> 00:48:42,500
- My name is Cockburn.

1142
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:45,700
The C and the K
are, indeed, silent.

1143
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:47,133
- I'm proud of my name.

1144
00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:49,066
It is what I am.

1145
00:48:49,066 --> 00:48:51,166
- I will have kids, and they
will have my last name.

1146
00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:53,633
I don't care.

1147
00:48:53,633 --> 00:48:55,166
- Two to three times a week,

1148
00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:57,200
somebody says to me,
"That's a great name.

1149
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,467
<i>I wish I had that name."</i>

1150
00:48:59,467 --> 00:49:03,567
<i>I would not change this name</i>
<i>for anything in the world.</i>

1151
00:49:05,333 --> 00:49:07,700
[upbeat bluesy rock music]

1152
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:10,900
- [Automated voice]
<i>Please enjoy this Verizon</i>

1153
00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:13,066
<i>ring-back tone while</i>
<i>your party is reached.</i>

1154
00:51:13,066 --> 00:51:16,066
[classical music]

1155
00:51:16,066 --> 00:51:18,200
- I think
this is public domain.

1156
00:51:20,066 --> 00:51:21,633
- [Ben]<i> It started</i>
<i>at an early age.</i>

1157
00:51:21,633 --> 00:51:25,300
<i>Kids were always</i>
<i>starting to tease me.</i>

1158
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:28,233
<i>It started with Ben Mangina,</i>

1159
00:51:28,233 --> 00:51:31,567
<i>and then it went</i>
<i>to just Mangina.</i>

1160
00:51:31,567 --> 00:51:33,367
<i>And Mangina, I didn't know</i>

1161
00:51:33,367 --> 00:51:35,533
<i>that it had any</i>
<i>reference to, you know,</i>

1162
00:51:35,533 --> 00:51:37,300
<i>any parts of</i>
<i>the female anatomy.</i>

1163
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:39,066
<i>I didn't really put</i>
<i>two and two together</i>

1164
00:51:39,066 --> 00:51:42,166
<i>until I started getting</i>
<i>more into middle school.</i>

1165
00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:45,567
- And can you tell me how
you introduce yourself?

1166
00:51:45,567 --> 00:51:48,266
- [Ben]<i> Yeah, just hi,</i>
<i>this is Ben Mangeena.</i>

1167
00:51:48,266 --> 00:51:51,066
- Oh, I thought you said
it was pronounced Mangina.

1168
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,700
- [Ben]<i> No, it's Mangeena.</i>

1169
00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:54,166
- Oh, it's Mangeena.
Okay.

1170
00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:56,600
- Can I say Mangeena?
- [Co-Worker] No.

1171
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:00,400
- [Ben]<i> So it's been</i>
<i>a lifelong correction</i>
<i>for people.</i>

1172
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,333
<i>My kids, I tell 'em</i>
<i>that it's something</i>

1173
00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:07,066
<i>that they're gonna</i>
<i>hear probably for</i>
<i>the rest of their life,</i>

1174
00:52:07,066 --> 00:52:09,834
<i>and just not show other</i>
<i>kids that it bothers them,</i>

1175
00:52:09,834 --> 00:52:13,400
<i>and then, that way,</i>
<i>it'll start going away.</i>

1176
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,734
- Well, thank you so much
for participating in this.

1177
00:52:15,734 --> 00:52:16,834
We really appreciate it.

1178
00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:18,767
- [Ben]<i> Well,</i>
<i>you're very welcome.</i>

1179
00:52:18,767 --> 00:52:20,533
<i>I'm glad I had</i>
<i>the opportunity to do so.</i>

