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(= big data era) 17 00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:57,580 Your ideal lover can sing and dance. 18 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,500 My ideal lover can "add (+)" and "reduce (-)". 19 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:05,530 Not convincing? Good, I will give additional information. 20 00:02:05,550 --> 00:02:08,550 Recently, I'm focusing on saving humanity. 21 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:09,100 t 22 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:09,630 te 23 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,150 t er 24 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:10,680 t erj 25 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:11,210 t e rje 26 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:11,730 t e r jem 27 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:12,260 t e r e e 28 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:12,780 t e r e e 29 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:13,310 t e r j e m a ha 30 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:13,840 t e r j e m a han 31 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:14,360 t e r j e m a h a nm 32 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:14,890 t e r j e m a h a n ma 33 00:02:14,890 --> 00:02:15,420 t e r j e m a h a n mah 34 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:15,940 t e r j e m a h a n m 35 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:16,470 t e r j e m a h a n m a h su 36 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,000 t e r j e m a h a n sun a 37 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:17,520 t e r j e m a h a n m a h s unm 38 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,050 t e r j e m a h a n m a h s u n ma 39 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:18,580 t r a n s l e e d b y m h h u u m ax 40 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:28,480 t r a n s l a t e d b y m a h s u n m a x 41 00:02:28,580 --> 00:02:31,580 THE RISE OF TOMBOY 42 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,500 Enter. 43 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,520 Maria, why don't you approve my dissertation? 44 00:02:41,550 --> 00:02:44,550 The topic of your dissertation costs burden your scholarship. 45 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:49,570 How can you prove something like "love" with one formula? 46 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,500 You are young at heart do not know about things that are practical and useful. 47 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,520 You're the same as my child. I really want prepare both of you to go up one rank now. 48 00:02:55,540 --> 00:02:57,540 Why can't I prove it? 49 00:02:57,570 --> 00:02:59,570 English has already appeared "The Losing Theory" 50 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:01,590 We only need to join 2 parameters 51 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:04,520 ... values and similarities, (Valuation & Equalization) 52 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:06,540 then process into internalization 53 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,560 ... and get the maximum value of from the eternal parameter. 54 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,590 So, the True Love Formula will be born. 55 00:03:12,510 --> 00:03:16,510 With this formula, everyone can get together find his ideal partner 56 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:19,540 during their main life through the most accurate mathematical method. 57 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,560 So that it can save a lot of family from a messy marriage. 58 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:24,580 Isn't this the most logical and practical way ? 59 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:28,510 True love alone is no more than 2 people who best find the best possible love. 60 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:34,530 Change your dissertation subject. 61 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,560 Otherwise you won't be able to graduate. 62 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:38,580 The time of the dissertation session is near, 63 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,600 Your research funding is not approved, that is a very large amount of money 64 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:45,530 ... until you can't afford to pay it as long as the deadline expires. 65 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:49,550 There is still time for me to test my theory with my roommate Lily. 66 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:52,580 I will prove to everyone if my True Love Formula can succeed. 67 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,500 I am confident in math... 68 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,520 and in myself. 69 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:06,550 Hi everyone, all student recruitment organizations are in front of the main building. 70 00:04:06,570 --> 00:04:10,570 All respectfully invited to join the team that you are interested in. 71 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,500 Hi! 72 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,520 Hi, everyone. 73 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:37,540 20 years ago, in Professor Ye's book a big data algorithm on true love 74 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,570 Good, guys, let's join! 75 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:42,590 Welcome to our band, guys! 76 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:45,520 Want to hear it on the radio! 77 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,540 Hey, mas! 78 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:55,560 Do you know? For a man's life, 79 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:58,690 "don't cry over spilled milk" (= words that can't be fixed) 80 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:01,510 Do you still like to waste time in vain? 81 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:02,540 No. 82 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:07,560 Use my True Love Formula and save your time for "The Right Person". 83 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:09,580 Where is my "Right Person"? 84 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,510 When can I meet him? What is it like? 85 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:14,530 There are no more lonely nights. 86 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,560 There is no sadness anymore. 87 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:18,580 My True Love Formula 88 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,600 will find your soul mate! 89 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,530 This is my True Love Formula. 90 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:33,550 Dreams really will come true 91 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:37,580 based on internalization of values and similarities. 92 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,500 Will look for the maximum eternal formula. 93 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,520 And more importantly, my roommate Lily 94 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:47,550 is the first person as a trial. 95 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:51,570 enter age, height and weight, the nature of the face, 96 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,500 educational background and hobbies. 97 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,520 Looks after 3 losers, 98 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,540 His true love will appear 99 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:01,570 at the Opera House in Sydney between 12 to 1 noon 100 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:05,590 on August 10, 2015. 101 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,520 So you have this brilliant idea 102 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:10,540 everyone will like it. And you can't finance it. 103 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,560 The Lily girl, 104 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:14,590 has he found his true love? / Of course. 105 00:06:14,610 --> 00:06:16,610 Are you serious? / Seriously. 106 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:19,540 Let me connect him on the phone. 107 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,560 Hey, Lily, tell them themselves. 108 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:28,580 Xiuwu, Chen Ye doesn't want me anymore. 109 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:31,510 See you in another life. 110 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:03,530 Has anyone ever calculated the probability of a diver being hit by a cellphone and its owner? when it comes to the surface of the water? 111 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:07,560 Even though mathematics is not my skill since childhood, I can guess the possibility is very thin. 112 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:11,580 113 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,500 My name is Ye Siyi, I'm from Beijing, and I'm a very unknown composer. 114 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:18,530 My friends call me Aunt Siyi. 115 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:21,550 "Goddess" I assume I came to Sydney to find inspiration. 116 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:22,580 But actually, 117 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:26,500 I came here to look for peanut crabs and oysters pearls so my feelings were recognized by him. 118 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,520 Xiuwu, Chen Ye doesn't want me anymore. 119 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:11,550 See you in another life. 120 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:28,570 Miss, are you okay? 121 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,500 Are you okay? 122 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,520 Can we still be a partner? 123 00:08:36,540 --> 00:08:40,540 I can do whatever you want. 124 00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:42,570 Miss, will you realize? 125 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,590 Chen Ye! Be aware! 126 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:46,520 Chen Ye! 127 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:48,540 Get away! 128 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,560 Get rid of you! 129 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:54,590 I forgot to read the horoscope before leaving home. 130 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,510 Why are you drunk again? 131 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:19,540 Your garbage formula has messed me up. 132 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,560 There must be a mistake somewhere. 133 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:28,580 Wait until I optimize this formula and recalculate. 134 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,610 This formula is actually true. 135 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:47,530 I find the explanation for you. 136 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:51,460 mahsunmax 137 00:09:57,580 --> 00:10:00,580 I have to be confident in my True Love Formula. Although Lily's case failed, 138 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,500 there must be another objective cause in the case fault. 139 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:06,530 This time, I will practice the trial on myself. 140 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:08,550 Risk is part of science. 141 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:11,580 This time, I'll prove myself my formula. 142 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,500 I will make everyone fully confident of my formula. 143 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,520 The saying says: "You can't make omlets without breaking eggs", 144 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:21,550 and without sacrificing your body, you can't find thugs. 145 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:24,570 Oops, maybe you can't find true love. 146 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,500 Beijing? 147 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,520 OK. 148 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:35,540 But before I return to China, I will first arrange to get research funding. 149 00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:38,570 The time for the dissertation session is near, and your research fund is not approved, 150 00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:40,590 it's a huge amount of money 151 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:43,520 that you can't pay as long as the deadline expires. 152 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:45,540 Where can I collect research funds? 153 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:50,560 Just go to the red light area (= prostitution) and take a photo with the paparazzi, 154 00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:53,590 You will get several thousand dollars there. 155 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:57,510 Where is the "red light" area? 156 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:46,540 Excuse me, where is the tank? 157 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:49,560 Aquarius? It's really boring! Why don't you try Virgo people? 158 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,580 Chan Ye! Get out of you! 159 00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:55,610 Isn't that an obscene guy? 160 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:57,630 Obscene guys! 161 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,760 Obscene guys! How dare you come here to transact? 162 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:07,580 Sorry. 163 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,500 Do you study mathematics? 164 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,530 Hey! 165 00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:21,550 Is the problem being a prostitute? / Sorry. 166 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:23,580 Do you think the prostitute is a lowly person? 167 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,500 Are you prejudiced against them? / Sorry. 168 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,700 I tell you yes: 169 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,520 A prostitute works 1 hour a day, 170 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:30,550 5 days a week, 50 days a month. 171 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:33,570 Means 3600 days in 20 years, 7200 hours of life. 172 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,500 The price he gave you was too cheap, 173 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,520 not enough to cover the cost of her care. 174 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:38,540 So, 175 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:41,570 studying mathematics is very important. 176 00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:43,590 So what do you think is the right price? 177 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,520 7 thousand. / Is that too expensive? 178 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,540 I offer international services. 179 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,560 Bad luck even when I use Chinese. 180 00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:13,490 mahsunmax 181 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:22,510 MINIMALIS 182 00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:13,540 BEIJING Coordinates: 39 ° 54 '13 "North, 116 ° 23' 17" East 183 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,560 Qiaoqiao, please be my boyfriend. 184 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,580 You have thrown Lily straight to prostitution. 185 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:49,090 Soon you land in China, you like to seduce girls. 186 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,590 It's also productive for your life! / Nonsense, aren't you a prostitute? 187 00:14:51,610 --> 00:14:53,610 Who are you calling prostitutes? 188 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:56,530 Prostitution? 189 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,160 What you call "seeking inspiration" is looking for prostitutes? 190 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:03,580 Ye Siyi, you really disappointed me. 191 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,510 Qiaoqiao! I'm not looking for a prostitute. 192 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,530 Qiaoqiao! 193 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:09,550 Ye Siyi? Is that your name? 194 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:13,580 Isn't your name Chen Ye? / Who do you say are looking for prostitutes? 195 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,600 Who are you talking about? 196 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:17,530 I was asking for directions, then you approached me. 197 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,550 I think you're someone else! 198 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:22,570 Sorry about that. 199 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,500 Wait, aren't you an international prostitute? 200 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,520 Why did you return to Beijing? 201 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,550 I... 202 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:29,870 I replace domestic prostitutes now. This is not your business. 203 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:36,590 Ouch! Why am I so bad? 204 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,520 Where is my luggage? 205 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:46,540 Greetings, please show your identity. / Oh well. 206 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:50,570 Oops! 207 00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:54,590 Yes, yes. 208 00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:56,510 Silver suitcase. 209 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:59,540 It contains an identity and a kind of document. 210 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,560 So please, please. 211 00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:04,590 Please find the suitcase. That is very important to me. 212 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,610 Thank you very much. 213 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:10,530 Where is the identity of your dog? / Where? 214 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,560 Do you take care of this dog without proper documents? 215 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,880 I tell you, if you don't have the document, we will catch your dog. / I... 216 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:18,510 Run, Kwas! 217 00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:20,530 Come on friends, chase! 218 00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:35,550 There! Catch him! 219 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,580 Catch him! 220 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,500 Stop! 221 00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:41,530 Stop! 222 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,550 Catch him! 223 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,570 Where is he? / This is a dead end. 224 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,600 Let's go the other way. Come on, come on! 225 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:09,520 Ye Siyi, No. 521, Building C, Cui Xin Hua Ting, Chaoyang County, Beijing. 226 00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:13,550 Who is that? 227 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,570 Gosh? Why are you again? 228 00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:18,590 Doing your prostitution work from house to house? / Who do you call a whore? 229 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,620 You said you were a domestic prostitute, I guess you were guerrilla marketing. 230 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,940 Stop it! How can I meet someone if you enter? 231 00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:29,570 Why do you bring your dog? 232 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,590 Ye Siyi, if you know, 233 00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:33,610 the incident in the prostitution area is a misunderstanding. 234 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,540 Also, I'm an international student, not a prostitute. Plus... 235 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,960 what have I done, so you can't meet people? 236 00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,590 So what do you want to do with me? 237 00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:48,510 Isn't this my suitcase? 238 00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,530 Yes, then where is my suitcase? 239 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,560 How do I know? Maybe it's gone. 240 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,580 What do you say? 241 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,510 Hello, airport. I lost my new suitcase today. 242 00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:02,530 Contents of important items. Ask for help. 243 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,560 Good, thank you very much. 244 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,580 Yeah, right. 245 00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:15,510 Ah, yes, my clothes, bags, wallets, and passports are all in there. 246 00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:38,530 Yes, yes, please keep talking, the signal in my house is very weak. 247 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,560 What? 248 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,580 You can't find it? Are you kidding? 249 00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:47,510 Hello? 250 00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:00,530 I really didn't find it. 251 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,560 Do you have a roommate? 252 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,580 No. / You have a roommate now. 253 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:08,510 Wait a minute / Starting today I will stay here. 254 00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:13,530 What? We don't have any relationship, why do you live in my apartment? 255 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,560 Don't you fear that I can later be brash? 256 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,580 Kwas, it's time to take a shower. 257 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,510 Dogs are not allowed enter my bathroom. 258 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,530 Ma'am? 259 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,560 Hello? Miss? Miss? 260 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,580 Have you finished yet? It's been half an hour, I... 261 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,610 I can't stand it anymore. 262 00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:58,530 Just take care of yourself. / Hey! 263 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,560 Sit down. 264 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,580 Hey, hey! 265 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,610 Have you finished yet? 266 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:45,530 Sit down. 267 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,560 I intend to borrow the dog bowl. 268 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,580 How crazy. 269 00:21:05,510 --> 00:21:08,510 What are you doing? Do not move. 270 00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:15,530 Please, can this patient be calm? Is this so bad? 271 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,560 Wait, how can you use my stuff? 272 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:36,580 Build now, we are talking about this, let's get up. 273 00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:38,510 Basic chatty! / Your dog has bitten me. 274 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,530 Do you know that? 275 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,560 So he has bitten you. 276 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,580 What did he bite? / This is it! 277 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:48,510 What are you doing? 278 00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:50,530 I give you 4 words: 279 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,560 You will get better soon. 280 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,400 mahsunmax 281 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,520 How can you still sleep at this hour? 282 00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:40,550 Wake up, let's talk carefully. 283 00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:42,570 Mother. / What exactly is talking about? 284 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,600 Don't leave me. 285 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,520 Mother, don't leave me. 286 00:22:56,550 --> 00:23:00,550 Good, good, mom won't go. 287 00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:05,570 Mother won't go, understand? 288 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,500 What are you doing? / What? You... 289 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,520 Do you think I am taking advantage of you? 290 00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:17,550 Obscene base! / You hugged me, called me mother. 291 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:20,570 I just played your mother to comfort you. 292 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,500 Hugging and calling you mom? / Yes. 293 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,520 Not possible. 294 00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:29,550 What date is today? 295 00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:32,570 3 September. 296 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,500 Hey! Why did you take my shirt? 297 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,520 I only borrow. This is the main subject my dissertation. 298 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:50,550 A formula that can take into account the place and when your true love will appear. 299 00:23:50,570 --> 00:23:52,570 Or, what is your ideal lover in the future. 300 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,600 True love, derived from this formula. 301 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,520 My true love will appear 302 00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:58,550 between 9 and 10 am 23 September. 303 00:24:00,570 --> 00:24:02,570 With all variables entered, is still not finished drawing. 304 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,500 Well, this is all too fantastic. (making up) Is there a formula for love? 305 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,920 Don't misunderstand your inability say "all is too fantastic", understand? 306 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:11,550 What were you majoring in? / Music stylist. 307 00:24:11,570 --> 00:24:13,570 No wonder you don't understand the idea 308 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,500 if the universe is based on mathematics. 309 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,520 When we form a mathematical system a complete universe, 310 00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:20,550 All problems that you consider are unsolved 311 00:24:20,570 --> 00:24:23,570 will be resolved in the blink of an eye. And all that includes mathematics can also be 312 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,600 guide towards your true love. 313 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,520 According to this data, I will come out together 2 loser's boyfriend, 314 00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:34,550 before I reach the main position. 315 00:24:34,570 --> 00:24:36,570 You're a music student, what do you know about mathematics? 316 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,500 Certainly there is no ordinary area between math and music. 317 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:46,520 I want all this. / Only people who can't do it find their soul mates that turn into mystical brags. 318 00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:51,550 When true love comes, only the question feels an instant moment. 319 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:56,570 A girl who gives "that feeling" to Ye Siyi is a singer named Sun Qiaoqiao, 320 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,500 the girl we met... at the airport. 321 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,520 In 1461 days ago, 322 00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:03,550 for the sake of this girl, 323 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:05,570 he has done crazy things. This example... 324 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,500 This concert is super hot right now, 325 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,520 Qiaoqiao said, if I can get this concert ticket, 326 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,650 then he will forgive me. 327 00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:14,570 You have disappointed me. / Qiaoqiao, I'm not looking for a prostitute. 328 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,500 Qiaoqiao! 329 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,520 Please, give me 2 regular chairs. / Now only VIP seats are available. 330 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,550 VIP... 331 00:25:19,570 --> 00:25:23,570 He did crazy things for the girl's idol because... 332 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,600 When I see him, I fall in love with him. 333 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,720 So I wrote a song for him, 334 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,720 entitled "True Love Doesn't Ask for a Reply". 335 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,520 He was awarded as the best new composer because of this song. 336 00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:34,550 So you're an imposter! (cheats) 337 00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:35,570 Shush! 338 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,600 But her idol girl always keeps her secret intent. 339 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,520 Be my girlfriend. 340 00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:41,550 According to his own words, 341 00:25:41,570 --> 00:25:43,570 he is... / I'm the greatest helper. 342 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,500 Helps, helps, a rebound (bouncing). 343 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,520 Wait until I fix my formula, I will definitely help him first. 344 00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:50,550 Wait, now I hear what you say, how your loser's boyfriend turned bad. 345 00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:52,570 from me the helper? 346 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,500 A helper (backup) like him is almost never included in my data. 347 00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:01,520 But for someone as sweet as this, this time I will break the rules. 348 00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:05,550 At present, the most important mission is to prove my True Love formula. 349 00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:06,570 SEPTEMBER 4 350 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,600 Tomorrow I'm going to a blind date prepared by a dating website. 351 00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:10,620 I have a good friend who is the advisor there. 352 00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:13,550 A senior advisor. 353 00:26:15,570 --> 00:26:16,970 This is my sister: Liu Jiangyang. 354 00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:18,970 From now on, whatever your problem, ask him to help. 355 00:26:18,970 --> 00:26:21,570 I want to meet my blind date, and I want 4 dozen people a week. 356 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,500 4 dozen? Ah? 357 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,520 4 dozen? 358 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,550 That's right. Do you think you're being buying beer? 359 00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:29,570 How desperate you are. 360 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,600 When do you want to meet them? 361 00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:34,520 Now. / It seems you are desperate. 362 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:37,550 May I ask what is your field? / I'm a poet. 363 00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:39,570 Do you want to see magic tricks? 364 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,600 What do you want to buy on the real estate market? 365 00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:43,820 We fat people are diamonds in garbage. 366 00:26:43,850 --> 00:26:47,550 Do you know that we bio-chemistry argue about love and marriage? 367 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:55,570 I like the feeling of walking on soft beaches! 368 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,500 First and foremost, we have to have a chemical reaction. 369 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,520 When girls in my school see handsome men like me, 370 00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:03,550 they can't stand unless they see me. 371 00:27:03,570 --> 00:27:05,570 The second, / I'm 18 years old. 372 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,500 We must enjoy the process physically. 373 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,520 I will let the sea breeze blow on my skin. 374 00:27:09,550 --> 00:27:12,550 And finally... / For love, I can reduce weight to 110 pounds. 375 00:27:12,570 --> 00:27:14,570 Let the wind comb my shiny hair. 376 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,600 I'm not too young, I've entered in an adult environment. 377 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,520 ... appears in art and biology... 378 00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:23,550 I began to reflect on my life fast and furious. 379 00:27:24,570 --> 00:27:26,570 Never change yourself for anyone. 380 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,600 Fat is very dear. Fat doesn't need a lot of air conditioning. 381 00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:30,620 Fat is famous in many ethnic groups, including human-eater tribes. 382 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,650 Fat emits human aroma and sweat. Very fat is not easy to get angry. 383 00:27:32,670 --> 00:27:34,670 Fat never gets angry whatever you say to them. 384 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,500 When was the last time you washed it? 385 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,520 When did you last change clothes? Are you born like this dark skin? 386 00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:40,550 Want to connect? 387 00:27:40,570 --> 00:27:42,570 What are you doing here? 388 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,600 Go. / My daughter. 389 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,520 Do you leave or not? / Daughter, daughter. 390 00:27:45,550 --> 00:27:47,550 Do you leave or not? 391 00:27:47,570 --> 00:27:49,570 You don't count. / I know I'm not counting. 392 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,600 Wait, shouldn't you go to the concert? / He went with his girl friend. 393 00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:53,620 So you didn't say anything when did you deliver my ticket? 394 00:27:53,650 --> 00:27:55,950 What should I say? / Say your love to him! 395 00:27:57,570 --> 00:28:00,570 Miss He, is there anything you like? 396 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,500 I tell you something the real problem is they don't choose you. 397 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,520 Your appearance must be changed. / I also. 398 00:28:08,550 --> 00:28:10,550 Metamorphosis! 399 00:28:13,570 --> 00:28:14,570 Release me! 400 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,600 This is like this. 401 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,520 in the name of Sailor Moon: Change! 402 00:28:39,550 --> 00:28:44,550 With the name of the month, I will eradicate you! 403 00:28:51,570 --> 00:28:54,570 Comrade... 404 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,500 I'm not related only. 405 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,520 What do you think? 406 00:29:06,550 --> 00:29:08,550 We have some tomboy girls who have the same problem as you. 407 00:29:15,570 --> 00:29:20,570 And they gather to reflect on failure in relationships, this time. 408 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,500 Then you have to come along. / Gather where? / Brew Pub. 409 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,520 410 00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:26,550 I also want to come along. 411 00:29:26,570 --> 00:29:28,570 Sis. / Siyi, why can you be late? 412 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,500 Well, we have a traffic jam. 413 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,520 Mrs. Liu, is this fresh meat for us which is submitted as an experience? 414 00:29:33,550 --> 00:29:35,550 He came here to accompany his friend. Please, sit! 415 00:29:35,570 --> 00:29:38,570 Now we bring the Change Forum Relationships Failed by Tomboy Girls. 416 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,500 Where we will share broken experiences personally. 417 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,520 Now, our society is filled with gold diggers. 418 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:46,550 Ouch! Isn't that your ideal girl? 419 00:29:46,570 --> 00:29:49,570 Are you kidding me? / I'm serious, look! 420 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,500 This is one gold digger. / Come on! That's your girl you're talking about. 421 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,520 Come on! Go there and talk to him. 422 00:29:56,550 --> 00:29:58,550 I just sit down, what should I say I'm with him? 423 00:29:58,570 --> 00:30:00,570 Talk about love, what else? Come on. 424 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,600 Let's hurry up! Ye Siyi, you coward. 425 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,520 Miss Sun. 426 00:30:10,550 --> 00:30:12,550 Oh, you guys. / I want to explain something. 427 00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:14,570 At the airport at that time, 428 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,500 I misunderstood I thought he was a friend of my room. 429 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,520 I hope you will give him another chance. 430 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:21,050 So he can finish his words that time that stopped. 431 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,570 Actually... 432 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,500 Ah, let me introduce, 433 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,520 This is my bromeo Ye Siyi. 434 00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:31,550 This is my girlfriend Ge Yang. 435 00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:43,570 He has upgraded you to be bromeo, for the ticket you desperately bought. 436 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,600 If you write the song "True Love Not Asking for a Reply" other, 437 00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:47,520 maybe the title "girlfriend" later will pass you. 438 00:30:47,550 --> 00:30:49,550 Will you stop? 439 00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:52,570 "True Love Doesn't Ask for a Reply"? 440 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,500 Isn't that your song? / Yes. 441 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,520 I wrote the song with Siyi. 442 00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:00,550 Right. 443 00:31:00,570 --> 00:31:02,570 We write it together. 444 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,600 The time is right. Why not tell the truth, because his girlfriend is here? 445 00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:06,520 Forget it. / Forget it? 446 00:31:06,550 --> 00:31:08,550 Are you really sane by forgetting? 447 00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:10,570 You plant everything in the lab, and they harvest the fruit? 448 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,000 Good, let me explain to you. First, 449 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 according to the Gale Shapley algorithm to characterize its own function, 450 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,800 best quality position of her boyfriend No. 1 does not fall on you. 451 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,600 This girl chooses him for lying strategies. 452 00:31:17,630 --> 00:31:19,530 The second, according to the Engagement Theory, 453 00:31:19,550 --> 00:31:21,550 you are not the main choice, except for losers. 454 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,580 The third, 455 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,500 according to the formula for the right age of marriage, with the frequency level of the relationship every 4 years, 456 00:31:26,530 --> 00:31:29,530 if you don't change speed, the choice is you will get married when you are super old, 457 00:31:29,550 --> 00:31:31,550 or you will marry women who have been married. 458 00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:33,580 So, 459 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,600 the most reasonable choice for you now, is immediately ending this relationship. 460 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:37,630 Understand? 461 00:31:39,550 --> 00:31:41,550 What's wrong? What is wrong? 462 00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:44,580 He Xiuwu, what's wrong? 463 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,500 He Xiuwu? 464 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:49,530 Your name is He Xiuwu? / Ge Yang, I'm tired, let's go home. 465 00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:53,550 I will get the car. 466 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:58,580 Siyi, I will explain later on another occasion. 467 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,500 Isn't it hard to find a man? Now you are tomboy. 468 00:32:02,530 --> 00:32:05,530 When you are old, you are nobody except for a lonely old tomboy. 469 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,550 Old lonely lonely? 470 00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:09,580 Hey, what are you talking about? 471 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,500 SEPTEMBER 8 / Ye Siyi was so deeply in love with Sun Qiaoqiao is a type of case of feeling rather than science. 472 00:32:13,530 --> 00:32:15,530 Hoping to be rebounded forever? 473 00:32:15,550 --> 00:32:17,550 Take a long walk to dive to the bottom Pacific Ocean for some shells? 474 00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:20,580 Come on! Will you see we are living today? 475 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,600 Can you reduce the cliché of your love life? 476 00:32:22,630 --> 00:32:26,530 When I explained to him how I obtained the True Love Formula, 477 00:32:26,550 --> 00:32:29,550 all of them hope to free him from this ugg gold digger. 478 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:32,580 But he is still immersed in fairy tales nut crabs and pearl oysters. 479 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,500 480 00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:38,530 Do you have to make yourself look very polite and calm when competed? 481 00:32:38,550 --> 00:32:41,550 I will enter this case in my dissertation. 482 00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:43,580 Do you think my formula isn't practically useless? 483 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,500 This is precisely practicality. 484 00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,530 What a clear life case! 485 00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,550 What a lesson before your eyes! 486 00:32:49,580 --> 00:32:51,580 This is what happens if you stay away from science, 487 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,900 and looking for a partner without a plan. 488 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:55,500 Peanut crabs and pearl oysters share paragenetic relationships. 489 00:32:55,530 --> 00:32:58,530 Peanut crabs are small, 490 00:32:59,550 --> 00:33:01,550 so they are hard to find food and defend themselves from their enemies. 491 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,580 That is the reason they are included in pearl oysters for protection. 492 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,500 But right then, for pearl oysters, 493 00:33:05,530 --> 00:33:08,530 Crab crabs also become their warriors. 494 00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:10,550 For sudden enemy attacks from outside, 495 00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:12,580 Crab beans will remind pearls to cover the shell. 496 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,500 When a natural enemy appears, the bean crab will lift the oyster and run. 497 00:33:16,530 --> 00:33:18,530 Why can't all species love each other like this? 498 00:33:18,550 --> 00:33:22,550 I tell you something, do you know how long backup guys / girls will expire? 499 00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:25,580 4 years. When the time goes beyond the limit, you will be replaced if you have no value. 500 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,500 And then you will be deleted. But don't be frustrated, 501 00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:31,530 I will later turn into a crab, and when you suffer, 502 00:33:31,550 --> 00:33:33,550 I will raise you and carry you. 503 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,580 By the way, why is this type of girl so popular? 504 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,600 Does not make sense. Just because they have good body, 505 00:33:42,630 --> 00:33:44,630 tight buttocks, and long legs? 506 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:47,550 Shallow brain! It is superficial! 507 00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:00,580 On my 12th birthday, 508 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,700 my mother made my favorite food: beef noodles. 509 00:34:03,530 --> 00:34:05,530 After eating, 510 00:34:05,550 --> 00:34:07,550 I found the items there at the front door. 511 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:09,580 My mother said she would divorce my father, 512 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,600 and he will go abroad. 513 00:34:12,530 --> 00:34:14,530 That night, 514 00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:16,550 I cried all night. 515 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:19,580 When I wake up in the morning, my father asked me to remember 516 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,500 tears are the most valuable thing. 517 00:34:21,530 --> 00:34:23,530 Starting from that moment, 518 00:34:23,550 --> 00:34:25,550 I never shed tears. 519 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:27,580 Now start thinking about this. 520 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,500 My mother and father are very different, 521 00:34:29,530 --> 00:34:31,530 in their lifestyle and nature. 522 00:34:31,550 --> 00:34:33,550 They are married in a hurry. 523 00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:36,580 For them, it's just a failed marriage. 524 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,600 But for me, 525 00:34:39,530 --> 00:34:41,530 have a messy family, 526 00:34:41,550 --> 00:34:43,850 has affected me for life. That is why, 527 00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:47,580 if my True Love Formula changes to be a success, 528 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,600 will be able to help people choose their relationship and marriage makes more sense, and also prevents like my family from being destroyed. 529 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,530 But now, I can't even find a loser boyfriend. 530 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,550 I can be your loser boyfriend for a day. 531 00:34:56,580 --> 00:35:00,580 Really rude! 532 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,500 Good. 533 00:35:05,530 --> 00:35:07,530 Is this delicious? What is this meat? 534 00:35:56,550 --> 00:35:58,550 Just dog meat that tastes like this. 535 00:35:58,580 --> 00:36:00,580 Now, now. 536 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:05,500 I'm just teasing you, just kidding. This is donkey meat. 537 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:08,530 You never hear donkey meat pastels? 538 00:36:08,550 --> 00:36:10,550 539 00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:13,580 I really thought this was dog meat. 540 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,500 10! 5! 541 00:36:18,530 --> 00:36:20,530 Are you a man or not? / Provide alcohol! 542 00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:23,550 And order more pastel meat donkey. 543 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:27,580 That is, from now on it's become my favorite dish. 544 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:32,500 mahsunmax 545 00:36:40,530 --> 00:36:42,530 Wu, 546 00:36:42,550 --> 00:36:44,550 toast! 547 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:50,580 Hey, I heard it hurts to be tattooed. 548 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,500 Do you dare be tattooed? / I dare if you dare. 549 00:36:54,530 --> 00:36:56,530 I'm really excited, I can't wait anymore. 550 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,550 Come on. 551 00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:09,580 What advice do you get tattooed for? / What if our favorite thing? 552 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,600 Our favorite objects? / Yes. 553 00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:15,530 Give him a painful tattoo. 554 00:37:15,550 --> 00:37:17,550 If possible, until crying, I pay you twice. 555 00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:20,580 And my tattoo is not painful. 556 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,600 Hey, can I get numb medicine? 557 00:37:23,530 --> 00:37:25,530 Safe! 558 00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:28,550 Please pass here. 559 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,580 Pass here. Hey. 560 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,600 Wu! 561 00:37:32,630 --> 00:37:34,630 Wu! 562 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:41,550 Will you be strong like a man? 563 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:09,580 Ye Siyi, why? 564 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,500 Why are you crying? 565 00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:13,530 You don't feel pain when tattooed? / Not really. 566 00:38:14,550 --> 00:38:16,550 Show me. 567 00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:18,580 See? Have you seen it? 568 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:23,500 Haha, that means something right? / 4 + 1 = 5 569 00:38:23,530 --> 00:38:26,530 Even my dog can count math. Good, good, now wake up. 570 00:38:26,550 --> 00:38:28,550 Don't shame yourself. Ayo Siyi, 571 00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:30,580 Stand up. 572 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:36,500 Wait, what tattoo did you order for me? Why does it feel so bad? 573 00:38:38,530 --> 00:38:40,530 Uh 574 00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:45,550 Hey! Why did you decide write it there? 575 00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:47,580 Because this is my favorite. 576 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,500 Hahaha... 577 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,530 That is where my true love will appear. 578 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:57,550 On September 23. 579 00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:05,580 Ye Siyi, you are a musician, so you can compose a song right? 580 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,500 Write me a song about mathematics. 581 00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:11,530 1, 2 582 00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:14,550 1, 2 583 00:39:14,580 --> 00:39:18,580 3,1415926 584 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:23,500 3,1415926 585 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:26,530 3,1415926 586 00:39:26,550 --> 00:39:29,550 Ye Siyi, I have never had a chance chat comfortably with you. 587 00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:32,580 To prove my formula, since I returned, 588 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,600 I suddenly become a person who is riding at your place. 589 00:39:34,630 --> 00:39:36,630 And today, you offer so loser boyfriend for a day. 590 00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:39,550 However, starting tomorrow, 591 00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:41,580 I will start standing on my own feet. 592 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,500 When I return to Sydney, because I failed get funds to prove my formula, 593 00:39:44,530 --> 00:39:47,530 friends help me find a Chinese company. 594 00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:51,550 I just realized if they were interested in developing my True Love Formula in a mobile application. 595 00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:54,580 Tomorrow I will go to the company to talk about contract signatures. 596 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,500 Say, 597 00:39:57,530 --> 00:39:59,530 love, 598 00:39:59,550 --> 00:40:01,550 does this come from sound? 599 00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:08,580 Can you hear it? 600 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:14,500 I hear, it's quite strange, I think we are quite suitable. 601 00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:45,530 Look... 602 00:40:45,550 --> 00:40:47,550 Wu... 603 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,580 Ye Siyi. 604 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,500 Why don't you answer my phone? 605 00:40:54,530 --> 00:40:56,530 What are you doing here? 606 00:40:56,550 --> 00:40:59,550 Look, Wu recently stayed with me. 607 00:41:00,580 --> 00:41:03,580 Do you live together? / Not really. 608 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,600 He paid me 20 thousand per day to stay with him. I'm mistress at her house if you don't mind. 609 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:07,630 No, it's not like that. 610 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,550 I want to talk to you alone. 611 00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:14,580 Hey, Ye Siyi. You don't try to go. 612 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,500 Let's go! / Don't be your kind. 613 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:33,530 What are you doing? 614 00:42:37,550 --> 00:42:40,550 SEPTEMBER 11 615 00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:53,580 Very rude! Queuing. / Now that I'm already inside, what's the point in waiting in line? 616 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,500 You're really embarrassing. 617 00:42:59,530 --> 00:43:01,530 Behind you. 618 00:43:11,550 --> 00:43:13,550 Isn't this He Xiuwu? 619 00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:17,580 Isn't this his girlfriend Sun Qiaoqiao? 620 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,500 Sir, who are you looking for? 621 00:43:20,530 --> 00:43:23,530 The girl who threw my bag, came out now! 622 00:43:24,550 --> 00:43:27,550 You throw my bag, I will curse you 18 descendants! 623 00:43:31,530 --> 00:43:34,530 18 descendants consisting of 524286 my ancestors. 624 00:43:34,550 --> 00:43:38,550 Hypothetically if you live another 50 years, then on average you curse 29 derivatives per day. 625 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:41,580 It's better not to call names 18 of my ancestors' descendants, 626 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,600 You could say you will be exhausted like having too much sexual intercourse. 627 00:43:43,630 --> 00:43:45,630 Do you invite to fight? 628 00:43:50,550 --> 00:43:53,550 OK. I want to meet your manager. 629 00:43:56,580 --> 00:44:00,580 I am He Jianjian from Prime Real Estate Ltd. on the 18th floor. 630 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,500 You rent my property. 631 00:44:02,530 --> 00:44:05,530 Is it possible that Ge is the manager here? 632 00:44:05,550 --> 00:44:07,550 Ye Siyi can't know this. 633 00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:10,580 Wait a minute, is there to hide? 634 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,600 He is not important to me at all, why shouldn't he know? 635 00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:17,530 First, this young lady is not yet a company employee. 636 00:44:17,550 --> 00:44:21,550 And second, I have paid rental fees for 12 years, 637 00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:23,580 if you want to break the contract, 638 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,500 then you get a fine of 3 times the rental fee. 639 00:44:27,530 --> 00:44:29,530 Uncivilized girls like this... 640 00:44:29,550 --> 00:44:31,550 you can't be trusted you hire him. 641 00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:34,580 Welcome to our company. 642 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,500 I have checked carefully Your True Love Formula. 643 00:44:39,530 --> 00:44:41,530 And it can be seen as having great potential in the market. 644 00:44:41,550 --> 00:44:44,550 We want to start developing this project immediately. 645 00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:48,580 But I haven't finished proving my formula. 646 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,600 Plus, what's really worrying about me 647 00:44:50,630 --> 00:44:52,630 Portrait Face The True Love formula results take a long time. 648 00:44:52,650 --> 00:44:54,550 And this reduces validity sampling my data. 649 00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:57,580 If the problem can be solved with money, is not a big problem. 650 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,500 As long as you know, how strong our company is. 651 00:45:01,530 --> 00:45:03,530 I have prepared the contract. 652 00:45:03,550 --> 00:45:06,550 Thank you. Do you play Sudoku too? 653 00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,580 Sudoku game 9 with 9. / Want to compete? 654 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:31,500 It's impressive, 655 00:45:31,530 --> 00:45:33,530 Miss He. 656 00:45:45,550 --> 00:45:47,550 What do you put on the clothes on the wall? 657 00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:51,580 Nothing. The walls are peeling, this cloth is for decoration only. 658 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,500 Xiuwu, 659 00:45:57,530 --> 00:46:00,530 about last night... / You're just my boyfriend's boyfriend. 660 00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,550 No more than that. 661 00:46:07,580 --> 00:46:09,580 Why is my heart beating so fast? 662 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,500 He Xiuwu, now you have to focus. 663 00:46:12,530 --> 00:46:15,530 And hurry up to find the second loser boyfriend. You don't have much time. 664 00:46:15,550 --> 00:46:17,550 SEPTEMBER 12 665 00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:21,580 How do you determine this data? / I have shared my analysis data. 666 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,600 For women aged 27 years is an important age. 667 00:46:23,630 --> 00:46:26,530 Before 27 years, their charisma value the curve rose, 668 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:30,550 so this is what men are looking for. But for women _ over 27 years, their charisma decreases. 669 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:33,580 while male demand is still rising. 670 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,500 That is why, getting married before age 27 years is the optimal solution. 671 00:46:36,530 --> 00:46:38,530 Then what about men? 672 00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:43,550 For men, slow testosterone levels decrease around age 35, 673 00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:45,580 and that's when they start to consider getting married. 674 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,500 I am still 3 years old aged 27, so my partner who has a suitable potential must be 675 00:46:48,530 --> 00:46:50,530 from ages 32 to 35 I've just been 32 years old. 676 00:46:51,550 --> 00:46:53,550 Right? 677 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:54,580 Why do I say it out loud? 678 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,600 Look, Wu, how come only we are here? 679 00:46:56,630 --> 00:47:00,530 What's this? This is a fatal mistake. 680 00:47:00,550 --> 00:47:02,550 Production managers quickly go there and stop them. 681 00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:05,580 There are people there, don't you see? 682 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,500 Ge Yang! / Sun Qiaoqiao? 683 00:47:07,530 --> 00:47:09,530 684 00:47:27,550 --> 00:47:29,550 Do you want to have dinner with me tonight? 685 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,580 I'm pretty tired today, just next time. 686 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,400 mahsunmax 687 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:50,520 How is the formula developed? / After updating hard-drive, the speed of operation is very fast. 688 00:47:50,550 --> 00:47:52,550 Believe me, after optimizing arithmetic systems 689 00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:54,570 we can see the ideal speed received soon. 690 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,500 This is a portrait of my true love formula, is almost done. 691 00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,520 You haven't eaten right? I treat you to dinner. 692 00:48:01,550 --> 00:48:03,550 No need to bother. My work here hasn't finished yet. 693 00:48:03,570 --> 00:48:05,570 Come on. 694 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,600 Hey. 695 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,520 Aunt, I go home. 696 00:48:23,550 --> 00:48:25,550 Is this for San Qiaoqiao? / Yes. 697 00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:28,870 People like you are now called "Binding people". 698 00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:30,870 When you get married you are "the person who casts him", 699 00:48:30,870 --> 00:48:32,670 after marriage you are "the person he deceived". When you die you become a "dwarf who is cheated for life", 700 00:48:32,670 --> 00:48:34,570 after death you become "the most competitive hero". 701 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,500 You have to publish a book. And the title... 702 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,520 "Self-development For Binding Men" 703 00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:42,550 My boss asked me to have dinner so I brought you pastel donkey meat. 704 00:48:42,570 --> 00:48:44,570 Let's eat. 705 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,500 Your boss seems to treat you cheap with Donkey meat pastels? 706 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,520 You just started work and he already treats you to eat. 707 00:48:52,550 --> 00:48:54,550 Maybe your boss has a crush on you? 708 00:48:54,570 --> 00:48:56,570 Can my girlfriend Sun Qiaoqiao have a crush on me? 709 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,500 Your boss is Ge Yang? 710 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,520 Didn't I tell you? 711 00:49:01,550 --> 00:49:03,550 By the way, there is good news for you. 712 00:49:03,570 --> 00:49:05,570 It seems that Ge Yang wants to break up with him. 713 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:12,500 It's almost September 14th. I still haven't found the 2nd loser boyfriend. 714 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,520 I will randomly select if the time comes. 715 00:49:17,550 --> 00:49:19,550 What do you think if Ge Yang? / Impossible. 716 00:49:26,570 --> 00:49:29,570 This... you know, if you really can't find a candidate, 717 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:30,900 I will ask Mrs. Liu to meet you with someone. 718 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:32,900 And if you don't match, we can ask for the cost again. 719 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:33,520 Uh 720 00:49:33,550 --> 00:49:36,550 So, if you want find another loser boyfriend, 721 00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:39,570 then you will continue for self-development. 722 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,600 What is the actual development? / Your class. 723 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,520 Hey! / Hahaha 724 00:49:52,550 --> 00:49:54,550 Sure, of course. 725 00:49:55,570 --> 00:49:57,570 Now calm down, I'm an expert in love. 726 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,600 And my expertise is to catch all household destroyers. 727 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,520 Fortunately I'm light. 728 00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:13,550 Ah, it hurts! My back... 729 00:50:14,570 --> 00:50:16,570 Ouch! 730 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:20,500 Hello? 731 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,520 Mrs. Liu, I headed to the meeting for her date. 732 00:50:24,550 --> 00:50:26,550 Ah! 733 00:50:26,570 --> 00:50:28,570 It seems very painful. 734 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,600 Curious if he wants to die? 735 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:42,520 Mrs. Liu, I already spoke... I... I... 736 00:50:43,550 --> 00:50:45,550 Gini, I close the phone now. 737 00:50:47,570 --> 00:50:49,570 How can you still be okay? 738 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:55,500 Girl, how tomboy you are. 739 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,520 Miss He? 740 00:51:20,550 --> 00:51:22,550 I'm the one prepared by Mrs. Liu. 741 00:51:22,570 --> 00:51:24,570 My name is Du Jingxiu. 742 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,600 How are you? 743 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,520 Are French oysters shipped via air from France? 744 00:51:36,540 --> 00:51:40,540 I ordered the pan with champagne. 745 00:51:40,570 --> 00:51:42,570 It's ok if you add extra service fees. 746 00:51:42,590 --> 00:51:44,590 Please speak Chinese. 747 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,520 Can you order French oysters? 748 00:51:52,540 --> 00:51:54,540 Look, 749 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,560 Miss He, don't be too serious. Think of your own home. 750 00:51:57,590 --> 00:51:59,590 Think of my own home? 751 00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:01,510 Oh, you are so polite! 752 00:52:01,540 --> 00:52:04,540 Lobster, cavalier, snow swallow, titam abalone 753 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,560 Do you want to order it all? / I don't want everything. 754 00:52:11,580 --> 00:52:13,580 Ouch, lady, you are so funny. 755 00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:16,510 Are you French? / No, no, no. 756 00:52:16,530 --> 00:52:18,530 Canada? 757 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,560 Taiwan? 758 00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:22,580 I am from northern Shannxi Province. 759 00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:29,500 But I like to travel around the world, 760 00:52:29,530 --> 00:52:31,530 and learn different cultures. 761 00:52:34,550 --> 00:52:37,550 I know we haven't known each other for a long time. It's an honor if you can get to know you. 762 00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:45,580 Impossible. 763 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,600 Ouch. 764 00:52:46,620 --> 00:52:48,620 How strange. 765 00:52:48,650 --> 00:52:50,650 These are all thanks to you. 766 00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:52,670 I just said... Du Jungxiu how too much. 767 00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:55,500 I ask him to attend at our company's annual meeting. 768 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,520 I come too. / Up to you. 769 00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:01,540 Anyway, Ge who gave me a lot of invitation cards. 770 00:53:03,570 --> 00:53:05,570 I didn't say anything, but why Ge's character Which one is everywhere? 771 00:53:05,590 --> 00:53:07,590 Good, so I'll just meet this person directly. 772 00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:12,520 SEPTEMBER 20 773 00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:25,540 The sun is very hot today. 774 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,560 Luckily I carry a secret weapon. 775 00:53:27,590 --> 00:53:30,590 Even though I will go for sunbathing, a little moisturizer won't hurt. 776 00:53:30,610 --> 00:53:33,510 What is the difference between you and the gold digger? 777 00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:44,540 Can you handle it? 778 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,560 Today the 5th anniversary of the establishment Beitai Corporation. 779 00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:03,580 I want to express my gratitude to each member of the business and also the support of the partners. 780 00:54:03,610 --> 00:54:06,510 There is good news I want to convey to everyone! 781 00:54:06,530 --> 00:54:13,530 Our last project application of the True Love Formula will officially be launched today. 782 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,560 Thank you especially to Ms. He Xiuwu, this project developer. 783 00:54:26,580 --> 00:54:29,580 I hope to reduce dramatically a number of singles all over the world 784 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,500 by helping this project. 785 00:54:32,530 --> 00:54:35,530 Just a few of my speeches, have fun all of them. 786 00:54:53,550 --> 00:54:55,550 Miss He, who is your friend? 787 00:54:55,580 --> 00:54:57,580 My name is Du Jingxiu. 788 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,500 I'm his girlfriend He Xiuwu. 789 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,520 Hmm, it turns out that the popular tomboy girl too. 790 00:55:01,550 --> 00:55:03,550 Why can't tomboys become popular? 791 00:55:03,570 --> 00:55:05,570 Even though we act freely crowded and also careless, 792 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,500 we also have a big heart. / But it looks like a man, talking loudly, acting rashly. 793 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,920 and they are also big spirited are also big-hearted. 794 00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,520 That's why, we tomboys are women fighters. 795 00:55:12,540 --> 00:55:14,540 When true love comes to us, we will seize the opportunity. 796 00:55:14,570 --> 00:55:17,570 But when true love is not in our lives, we are still fine. 797 00:55:17,590 --> 00:55:20,590 Women like books on bookshelves. 798 00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:23,520 Every woman's "page" is opened by at least some men before she is "sold". 799 00:55:23,540 --> 00:55:27,540 If the page is wrinkled, it proves if it is not interesting at all. 800 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,560 Sleeping with men does not mean that can understand real men. 801 00:55:31,590 --> 00:55:33,590 I think you're an expert? 802 00:55:34,510 --> 00:55:36,510 Let me make it clear to you. 803 00:55:36,540 --> 00:55:40,540 If a man is bald, then he is very passionate. Because excessive androgen release causes the skin to become seborrheic (oily). 804 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,560 That causes baldness. 805 00:55:42,580 --> 00:55:43,780 That sounds absurd. 806 00:55:43,810 --> 00:55:45,710 Also, if the index finger man is longer than the ring finger, 807 00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:48,510 that means good sexuality. 808 00:55:48,530 --> 00:55:50,530 If you pay close attention to the finger and the expression of the man around you 809 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:52,560 You will be able to understand what kind of male model they are. 810 00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:55,580 Incidentally. 811 00:55:55,610 --> 00:55:59,510 Baldness is also caused physiologically. The reason why I increase baldness problems is to strengthen the "my finger theory" 812 00:56:00,530 --> 00:56:03,530 Miss, I'm really worried about your IQ. 813 00:56:04,550 --> 00:56:06,550 Wait a minute, 814 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:08,580 Are you both women, do you need to feel awkward to each other? 815 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,900 Think about the next 10 years 816 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:12,500 How can we expect you girls to dance square-dance together in harmony? 817 00:56:12,530 --> 00:56:14,530 Square-dance is not for me. 818 00:56:16,550 --> 00:56:18,550 Advanced creatures like me, 819 00:56:18,570 --> 00:56:20,570 I can be a tomboy girl whenever I want, 820 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,600 and when I want to be feminine, I can be more feminine than most women. 821 00:56:22,620 --> 00:56:24,520 Let's show your femininity! 822 00:56:31,550 --> 00:56:33,550 Music! 823 00:57:50,570 --> 00:57:52,570 Hurray! 824 00:58:03,590 --> 00:58:05,590 I will get him drunk later, take care of him as soon as possible. 825 00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:07,620 You can count on me, I ordered one room. 826 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,640 Don't act excessively. 827 00:58:12,570 --> 00:58:14,570 I'm a professional. 828 00:58:22,590 --> 00:58:25,590 Good, let's go down, let's go to sleep. 829 00:58:26,510 --> 00:58:28,510 Who is that? 830 00:58:28,540 --> 00:58:30,540 Who's there? 831 00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,560 Who? 832 00:59:13,590 --> 00:59:15,990 I'm a professional, and I have to finish my job. 833 00:59:18,510 --> 00:59:20,510 Release him! I have proof now! 834 00:59:20,530 --> 00:59:22,530 He wants on his own accord. 835 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,560 Yeah... so this happened. 836 00:59:25,580 --> 00:59:27,580 But I won't let this! 837 00:59:28,510 --> 00:59:31,510 He has a girlfriend who takes care of it, why are you worried? 838 00:59:57,530 --> 01:00:00,530 What happened here? / He plans to rape Wu! 839 01:00:01,550 --> 01:00:04,550 Let's call the police. / Police? Impossible! This is not what you imagine! 840 01:00:04,580 --> 01:00:06,580 Are you trying to dodge? 841 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:07,900 You think I didn't hear you and Qiaoqiao conspire 842 01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:09,900 to hurt Wu on the toilet earlier? 843 01:00:12,530 --> 01:00:15,530 Quite smart too. I'm the love expert that Miss Sun hired. 844 01:00:15,550 --> 01:00:17,550 My skills eradicate the household destroyers. 845 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:19,580 Miss Sun, what do you want to add? 846 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:24,500 Geez! I'm innocent! 847 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,520 Ge Yang. 848 01:00:45,550 --> 01:00:47,550 We just end this relationship. 849 01:00:51,570 --> 01:00:53,570 Will you listen to my explanation? 850 01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,600 It's no different. 851 01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,520 Already forgotten. 852 01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:39,540 You... don't get me wrong first. 853 01:01:39,570 --> 01:01:41,570 You were drunk last night and vomited me. 854 01:01:41,590 --> 01:01:45,590 A tomboymu female friend who changes your clothes. 855 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:53,520 What happened last night? / Du Jingxiu turned out to be the expert-love that Sun Qiaoqiao hired. 856 01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:55,540 Sun Qiaoqiao? 857 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,560 Professor Ye! Why do you have this photo? 858 01:02:35,590 --> 01:02:38,590 Do you know him? / Prof. Ye contributed greatly in the field of statistics 859 01:02:38,610 --> 01:02:41,510 and have a big impact on my generation. For me he is like a god like an icon. 860 01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:43,540 How can you have a photo? What is your relationship with him? 861 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,560 He is my father. 862 01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,580 Aunt... 863 01:02:52,610 --> 01:02:54,610 Will you give me the photo? 864 01:02:57,530 --> 01:02:59,530 Acting sweet in front of me. 865 01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,560 Do you want to die or what? 866 01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:13,580 Aunt, 867 01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:15,600 give me the photo, I beg you. 868 01:03:16,530 --> 01:03:19,530 For this reason you become sweet? / Why not? This is what Kwas does when it's sweet. 869 01:03:19,550 --> 01:03:21,550 It's less sweet enough. 870 01:03:26,580 --> 01:03:28,580 How I want give this photo to you! 871 01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:36,500 Aunt, please provide the photo. 872 01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:46,520 I must be able to control myself. 873 01:03:46,550 --> 01:03:48,550 Let me make something for you. 874 01:03:52,570 --> 01:03:54,570 Basic coward. 875 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:07,500 Wu! 876 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,520 Where do you want to go? / Ge Who is waiting for me below. 877 01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:12,540 He said he would take me to dinner. 878 01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:15,570 Lately you are a little... / Did you make me this? 879 01:04:20,590 --> 01:04:22,590 Thank you. 880 01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:38,020 mahsunmax 881 01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:14,540 This is my favorite place. 882 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:18,560 Today is the first time I invite someone. 883 01:05:18,590 --> 01:05:22,590 Sudoku players who are stopped can't finish the game here. 884 01:05:25,510 --> 01:05:27,510 What is the telephone number here? 885 01:05:29,540 --> 01:05:33,540 This is called "Matching Wall", many Sudoku players get married after sticking it here. 886 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,560 This one is mine. / Even you yourself are there problems that you can't solve? 887 01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:39,580 That's right. 888 01:05:40,510 --> 01:05:42,510 Then let me try. 889 01:06:23,530 --> 01:06:26,530 When I was little, I could never understand the reason why my parents divorced. 890 01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:30,560 And then I stumbled on Professor Ye's book "Views of the Big Data" That's when I suddenly realized that math could be the key to my puzzle. 891 01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:33,580 That book inspired me to get the True Love Formula. 892 01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:38,500 I remember when I wrote "True Love Doesn't Expect Reply", 893 01:06:42,530 --> 01:06:45,530 only you always think of me. 894 01:06:45,550 --> 01:06:47,550 I'm waiting for you there. 895 01:06:47,580 --> 01:06:49,580 896 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,000 I used to think that love is waiting for someone. 897 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:54,500 But then I start to realize, if love is a match of heartbeat 898 01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,520 ... from 2 people. 899 01:07:02,550 --> 01:07:04,550 You after throwing Lily directly to the place of prostitution. 900 01:07:04,570 --> 01:07:07,570 Upon arrival in China, you seduce girls. Your life is quite productive too! 901 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,600 Who do you call a prostitute? 902 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:13,520 All that includes math can lead you to true love. 903 01:07:14,540 --> 01:07:15,540 What are you laughing at? 904 01:07:15,570 --> 01:07:18,570 Friend, will you pull your face straight? 905 01:07:25,590 --> 01:07:28,590 3,1415926 906 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:33,520 3,1415926 907 01:07:41,540 --> 01:07:44,540 I'm hungry. / You vomited after eating. 908 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,560 What is your nature. / Aunt. 909 01:07:47,590 --> 01:07:50,590 Good, Siyi 910 01:07:50,610 --> 01:07:52,610 Please give me. 911 01:07:53,540 --> 01:07:56,540 I heard it. Strangely, I think we are quite suitable. 912 01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,560 This song is titled "Heartbeat". I want to offer to the person I love. 913 01:08:16,580 --> 01:08:18,580 How can he (my true love) him! 914 01:08:20,510 --> 01:08:23,510 ♪ Your face 915 01:08:23,530 --> 01:08:27,530 ♪... slowly dragging me deeper 916 01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:34,560 ♪ Always makes me dizzy and crazy 917 01:08:35,580 --> 01:08:39,580 ♪ My heart is beating for no reason ♪ and there's never been tired 918 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,500 Wu, thank you for showing me what is true love. 919 01:08:43,530 --> 01:08:45,530 It turns out that my obsession is not with Qiaoqiao. 920 01:08:45,550 --> 01:08:47,550 And not because of your difficult mathematical formula . 921 01:08:47,580 --> 01:08:49,580 This is the feeling of my heartbeat. 922 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:56,500 And my heart is beating only when I'm beside you. 923 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:11,520 Ye Siyi, thank you for all the you have done for me. 924 01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:15,550 I understand the meaning of your song. 925 01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:18,570 But... 926 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,500 you are not my true love. 927 01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:23,520 Now my True Love Portrait Face image has been processed, 928 01:09:23,540 --> 01:09:26,540 I have to carry out my True Love Formula. 929 01:09:27,570 --> 01:09:29,570 How can he do it! 930 01:09:35,590 --> 01:09:38,590 I don't want to repeat my parents' mistakes again. 931 01:09:38,620 --> 01:09:40,520 Right now... 932 01:09:40,540 --> 01:09:42,540 only the word "sorry" that I can say. 933 01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,560 I'm sorry. I have no other choice. 934 01:09:46,590 --> 01:09:50,590 My true love will appear between 9 and 10 o'clock in the morning on September 23. 935 01:09:52,510 --> 01:09:55,510 Lily, I have met a loser who is also a coward. 936 01:09:55,540 --> 01:09:57,540 But it seems that I started falling in love with her. 937 01:09:57,560 --> 01:09:59,560 However, according to the calculation of my formula, 938 01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:01,580 he is definitely not my true love. 939 01:10:02,510 --> 01:10:04,510 He and I just don't match. 940 01:10:04,530 --> 01:10:06,530 I want to forget him. Please say how? 941 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,560 Why do you want to forget him? 942 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:10,580 Because he is definitely not my true love. 943 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,500 You always become a girl who is too sure. 944 01:10:13,530 --> 01:10:16,530 But this time, you are very worried so you ask for my opinion. 945 01:10:16,550 --> 01:10:18,550 Isn't this the answer that you have questioned? 946 01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:22,580 I can't lose my belief in my True Love Formula. 947 01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:24,600 And my true love is destined to appear tomorrow. 948 01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,520 Please think again. 949 01:10:28,550 --> 01:10:30,550 I've changed my mind. There, go take a shower. 950 01:10:30,570 --> 01:10:34,570 The number you are contacting is not active, please try again soon. 951 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:38,500 Sorry, the number you are calling is not active. 952 01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,520 Now we call this now 953 01:10:44,570 --> 01:10:47,570 23 SEPTEMBER, HOUR 02:23 954 01:10:45,540 --> 01:10:47,540 a friendly reminder. 955 01:10:47,590 --> 01:10:49,590 Don't forget your umbrella because it will rain this morning. 956 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,520 Take this. 957 01:13:51,540 --> 01:13:53,540 Wu... 958 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,560 My oyster death. 959 01:13:55,590 --> 01:13:57,590 What do I have to do with the peanut crabs? 960 01:14:01,510 --> 01:14:03,510 Just return to the sea 961 01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:05,540 and let him find other pearl oysters. 962 01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:30,560 Xiuwu, it seems that the development of the Love Formula Your truth is in the process. 963 01:14:30,580 --> 01:14:32,580 I have prepared a meeting with an executive from an advertising company. 964 01:14:32,610 --> 01:14:34,610 Want to come? 965 01:14:36,530 --> 01:14:39,030 I don't know about the promotion field, so I will test first. 966 01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,560 Siyi. 967 01:14:45,580 --> 01:14:47,580 Siyi! 968 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:52,500 Are you really going to leave? / This song is for you. 969 01:14:52,530 --> 01:14:54,530 You can use it to join the competition. 970 01:14:54,550 --> 01:14:56,550 But I don't need it anymore. 971 01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:59,580 This time, I want to write my own song for the competition. 972 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:02,500 For the past 4 years, I have been cheating on the best sources so far. 973 01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:04,520 I use Ge who takes care of my life, and you take care of my career. 974 01:15:04,550 --> 01:15:07,550 I have taken everything given. 975 01:15:07,570 --> 01:15:10,570 And this makes me spoiled and stubborn, even forces me to do things beyond the limits. 976 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:13,500 I became self-forgetful. 977 01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:15,520 But now, with the two of you leaving, 978 01:15:16,540 --> 01:15:18,540 I don't feel lost or left behind. 979 01:15:18,570 --> 01:15:21,570 Because, I can reach all that I aspire to 980 01:15:21,590 --> 01:15:23,590 in my own way. 981 01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:28,520 For the past 4 years, 982 01:15:28,540 --> 01:15:30,540 You are always the one who does everything for me. 983 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,460 This time, I want to be the person who helps you in return. 984 01:15:35,590 --> 01:15:37,590 Sun Qiaoqiao? 985 01:15:38,510 --> 01:15:40,510 Tomorrow is your birthday. 986 01:15:40,540 --> 01:15:42,540 This is a gift for you. 987 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:47,560 This is not for me. 988 01:15:48,580 --> 01:15:50,580 Have you ever asked him, whether love is sound or not? 989 01:15:50,610 --> 01:15:53,510 This is the "voice" of his love for you. 990 01:15:53,530 --> 01:15:55,530 Where is he? / He's gone. 991 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,560 And he won't come back again. 992 01:16:08,580 --> 01:16:09,780 Do you think voices love? 993 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,500 Actually, you and I are quite the same. 994 01:16:11,530 --> 01:16:14,730 We both let love go away, when it's time to choose a partner. 995 01:16:15,550 --> 01:16:19,550 Impossible. I have to refer to my formula without hesitation. 996 01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:29,580 When I was little, when my birthday arrived, 997 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,500 my mother will take me here. 998 01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:35,520 When my birthday arrives, 999 01:16:35,550 --> 01:16:37,950 I want to take my father with me to the Taekwondo gym. 1000 01:16:38,570 --> 01:16:40,570 Because I want to show him 1001 01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:42,500 how strong and strong I am 1002 01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:44,520 and nobody dares to bother me. 1003 01:16:45,540 --> 01:16:47,540 So he won't worry about me anymore. 1004 01:16:48,570 --> 01:16:50,570 My good friend says, if I don't have emotions, 1005 01:16:50,590 --> 01:16:54,590 but that's not true. I just thought of if the relationship was guaranteed by calculation. 1006 01:16:54,620 --> 01:16:56,620 It will be more trustworthy. 1007 01:16:59,540 --> 01:17:00,540 One 1008 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:01,560 Two 1009 01:17:01,590 --> 01:17:03,590 Three 1010 01:17:09,510 --> 01:17:11,510 You're too long being a tough girl. 1011 01:17:11,540 --> 01:17:13,540 And you experience pressure like men. 1012 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:15,560 From now on, let me be your "male". 1013 01:17:15,580 --> 01:17:17,580 And you just focus on being my "girl". 1014 01:17:18,510 --> 01:17:20,510 I will always be beside you to protect you. 1015 01:17:36,530 --> 01:17:39,530 Xiuwu, happy birthday 1016 01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:43,560 and I love you. 1017 01:17:49,580 --> 01:17:51,580 Here now, 1018 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,600 I should be the happiest person on earth. 1019 01:17:54,530 --> 01:17:56,530 My True Love formula has been validated. 1020 01:17:56,550 --> 01:17:58,550 And I have found my true love. 1021 01:17:58,580 --> 01:18:00,580 I was at the right time, 1022 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,600 in the right place, with the right person. 1023 01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:06,520 Everything is in accordance with my calculations. 1024 01:18:07,550 --> 01:18:09,550 But I wonder why... 1025 01:18:09,570 --> 01:18:12,570 every time Ge Yang expresses his love for me, 1026 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:16,500 I feel uncomfortable without reason. 1027 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:20,520 Could this be a feeling of true love? 1028 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:34,540 Today is your birthday, free your mind, don't think about anything. 1029 01:18:45,570 --> 01:18:47,570 Happy birthday! 1030 01:18:53,590 --> 01:18:56,590 I have thought if both of us have been determined in the True Love Formula, 1031 01:18:56,620 --> 01:18:58,620 why not... 1032 01:19:06,540 --> 01:19:08,540 why not marry me? 1033 01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:14,560 Xiuwu, marry me. I want you to be the happiest girl in the world. 1034 01:20:23,590 --> 01:20:25,590 He is right. 1035 01:20:26,510 --> 01:20:28,510 Music and mathematics are actually connected. 1036 01:20:30,540 --> 01:20:32,540 Where do you want to go? 1037 01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,560 Where do you want to go? 1038 01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:47,580 I can't hear your heartbeat. 1039 01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:49,610 Not your true love. 1040 01:20:51,530 --> 01:20:53,530 I'm sorry... 1041 01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:55,560 I'm really sorry. 1042 01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:57,980 Then what about your True Love Formula? 1043 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,500 I was wrong. 1044 01:21:02,530 --> 01:21:04,530 My formula is also wrong. 1045 01:21:05,550 --> 01:21:06,550 I'm sorry. 1046 01:21:06,580 --> 01:21:08,580 I'm really sorry. 1047 01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:53,000 mahsunmax 1048 01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:59,520 Professor, you are right. 1049 01:24:00,550 --> 01:24:03,550 My formula has a fatal error. 1050 01:24:03,570 --> 01:24:05,570 You will not be able to graduate, and all because of one person. 1051 01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:07,600 Do you think this is worth it? 1052 01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:12,520 True love... 1053 01:24:13,540 --> 01:24:15,540 once lost... 1054 01:24:15,570 --> 01:24:17,570 it's a mistake for life. / You young people... 1055 01:24:17,590 --> 01:24:20,590 don't say too often the word "for life". All that life... 1056 01:24:20,620 --> 01:24:22,620 A lifetime is a long period of time. 1057 01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:24,540 You have a lot in common with my child. 1058 01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,560 What if I introduce you both? 1059 01:24:26,590 --> 01:24:28,590 Who knows? Maybe you are a partner. 1060 01:24:28,610 --> 01:24:30,610 I don't feel able to fall in love again with someone. 1061 01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:32,640 Will not feel sick meeting him. What if this works? 1062 01:24:32,660 --> 01:24:34,660 You might even help me solve the problem that is always in my mind. 1063 01:24:35,580 --> 01:24:37,580 Enter it. 1064 01:24:53,510 --> 01:24:55,510 Aunt? 1065 01:24:55,530 --> 01:24:57,930 Son, only this is the best that you can do for you. 1066 01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:10,560 Are you Maria's child? 1067 01:25:10,580 --> 01:25:12,580 Yes. 1068 01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:15,500 Have you prepared all this? 1069 01:25:15,530 --> 01:25:17,530 Come on! This is only a month ago 1070 01:25:17,550 --> 01:25:19,550 if I just found out you were my mother's student. 1071 01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:22,580 Then why didn't you contact me? / Because my mother said the time was not right. 1072 01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:24,500 The timing isn't right? 1073 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:27,520 Do you know how much I tried hard to find you? Do you know that I betrayed mathematics for you? 1074 01:25:27,550 --> 01:25:29,550 Do you know how my heart is suffering? 1075 01:25:29,570 --> 01:25:31,570 For your sake... 1076 01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:33,600 I... 1077 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:46,520 Didn't you ever say 1078 01:25:47,540 --> 01:25:49,540 ... tears are the most valuable thing? 1079 01:26:00,570 --> 01:26:02,570 All this is my fault. 1080 01:26:02,590 --> 01:26:04,590 You can hit me if you want. 1081 01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:37,120 I just felt true love. / I can't breathe! 1082 01:26:47,540 --> 01:26:50,540 23 SEPTEMBER 1083 01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:56,560 SEPTEMBER 2 1084 01:27:00,540 --> 01:27:02,540 Sydney, Australia 1085 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:13,560 AIRPORT TRANSPORT 1086 01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:44,590 AI = Lmax 1087 01:27:48,510 --> 01:27:51,510 L I V E (live) 1088 01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:19,240 L O V E (love) 1089 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:55,500 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com