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Wechat: CS1_SOLAIRE99 Whatsapp: +66634622578 7 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:21,053 - Will you close it? 8 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,755 Shut your mouth! 9 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:25,190 Shut up. 10 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,558 Shut your mouth! 11 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,762 Everyone knows, okay? 12 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:31,597 Alright, this is to master the head of the bill Wizeniski 13 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,465 and Zack kunkle. 14 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,734 - Every person in the military says, 15 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,637 they were the day I came out, I Will be a party like that finally 16 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,339 in the world. 17 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,386 - Good afternoon, best sir, 18 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,221 I will be yours public defender 19 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,558 Seeing how you really are said lawyer and I quote, 20 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,093 "kill him, let him stay there. 21 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,729 22 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,664 23 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,266 24 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:10,702 - I will have to hit refresh button, my guy 25 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:11,637 - Yeah. 26 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,375 How about public poisoning? 27 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:19,378 - do it, do it, do it, do it. 28 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,251 - Mat, don't be bad to do it. 29 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:28,587 - Bro, he will be bad luck doing it. 30 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:32,658 - I will live forever! 31 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,129 - Fuck, no more. 32 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,797 - how are you? 33 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:40,365 - Matt, give him a r4 trauma bag, 34 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,234 It looks like he has a sucking wound. 35 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:49,575 - Nice shot! 36 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:52,845 - Making a violation. 37 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,414 - Don't fucking do it! 38 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:56,815 - Freedom to make love! 39 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,152 Yes yes! 40 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,156 - indecent 41 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:07,426 - Bro. 42 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,694 - I know. 43 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,462 He will fucking do it. 44 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,630 - Hey, is this leading? 45 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,899 - Hey, hey, watch prius 46 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,668 - Oh, I'm just your Lance Armstronged prius. 47 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,836 That means I lost the ball in it. 48 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,906 - I'm sure your body see a scene 49 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:21,773 Bro. 50 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,346 No, but I really bet it will produce good mileage. 51 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:28,313 - What? 52 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:30,883 - Battery. 53 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:32,751 - Oh shit 54 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,723 I punched kesha last night 55 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:40,192 I know this will sound crazy 56 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,661 But I really like your music. 57 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,631 - Then show me, mat. 58 00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:54,473 - You know it's a fucking dude, right 59 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:55,340 - What? 60 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,475 - That's a bad guy. 61 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:57,743 - Fuck 62 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,478 - why should destroy all the fun? 63 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,680 - Yeah, why do you have to destroy all the fun? 64 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,349 - Fuck 65 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,885 - Henry kesha, duluth, Minnesota 66 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,755 This is why you are also being accused of hate crimes. 67 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,360 And that brings It's a class a big crime. 68 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,664 You usually get it minus for minor violations of class C, 69 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,832 I have to go to court that you are homosexual, 70 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,569 who don't lie much based on your sexual progress 71 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:24,436 from last night 72 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:28,774 - I will take evil, brother. 73 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:31,310 - It's too late, I already asked for a bargain for that You will leave here at 9am. 74 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,244 This will be counted as time is presented. 75 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:33,312 Notify us just out of service 76 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:39,251 Look at lots of guys come through here 77 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:42,554 Word of advice, find your next destination 78 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:46,225 Something you can live on. 79 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,261 Choose a new goal to achieve it, 80 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:50,896 learn from time in the army 81 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,497 Don't let that dictate the rest of your life 82 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:55,667 - I have a plan 83 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,402 84 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,838 I will come out, make some internet videos, 85 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,541 become famous and maybe make a movie one day 86 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,710 - Good luck movies from that 87 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:06,311 The next thing you will say I'm making you 88 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,380 shirts for veterinarians and sell them online 89 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,248 get out of your bedroom 90 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,015 - actually 91 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,915 - Good young man, here it is. 92 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:54,353 Wait, you don't go no without me 93 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:55,087 You know-- - by the way, 94 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:55,921 how is your youngest daughter? 95 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:56,855 I heard he was 18 years old. 96 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,423 - She's fine 97 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,058 He does better without you around 98 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:00,926 - Damn, bitch! 99 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:01,827 - Shut up! 100 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:05,864 Aww, that's good for See you later, mat. 101 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:06,798 Sarcasm. 102 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,999 - You too, Wilfred Brimley. 103 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:08,867 - Huh? 104 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,469 - You too huh? 105 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,803 - Damn We caught us all, bro. 106 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,905 - I'm sure you are all innocent. 107 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,607 Try not to make love each other there, 108 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:16,942 it makes a mess 109 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,581 - Oh bravo, best sir 110 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,149 You know how long it has been since I was locked 111 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,784 in prison? 112 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,853 Let me see, bring both, 113 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,821 that's right, mine the whole damn life! 114 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:30,956 - Fuck you 115 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,391 How should I find out that - 116 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:35,861 - kesha, Henry kesha, you made a guarantee 117 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:41,466 - call me if you want to party and crap 118 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:43,602 Your love is my medicine, bro. 119 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:48,039 - But it's great again night for the best Mr. 120 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:51,877 Let's go. 121 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:54,045 - Hey mat. 122 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,147 - Damn Jack, what's wrong? 123 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:57,182 - Not much, the same crap. 124 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,850 - Wait, you're not even at my party last night, 125 00:06:58,852 --> 00:06:59,718 isn't it? 126 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,721 No, I was arrested on the street. 127 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,122 - So, we will... 128 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:06,491 We will discuss this? 129 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:09,027 - this, I'm just damn around 130 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,629 - I can see it. 131 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,898 - Some wise buttocks are filled the box is full of epoxy. 132 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,467 I go to Wal-Mart to get deletion 133 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,935 and they catch me 134 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,938 - Do you know it's epoxy coming in before you fuck it? 135 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,741 - I have my suspicions but all speculation 136 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:24,576 until you get stuck your pen into it 137 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,178 - This is what is not speculation. 138 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:28,980 If the vandenham gene is here last night not you, 139 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,615 we won't be here 140 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,018 - Actually, this is exactly where I think we will end. 141 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,454 - Fuck genes and fuck you to raise him 142 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:35,454 and why is Rocco in the hall? 143 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:39,157 - We told the guards that he was a serious prison rule. 144 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,125 - what the hell bro 145 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,159 I will not make love to anyone. 146 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:45,163 - Oh sweet, we can play who is in my mouth 147 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,631 - No, fair, I'm here 148 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:52,037 - Jack, stop damn that doll 149 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,705 - Just wait there boys, something happens 150 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:54,706 outside 151 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,876 Stay where you're fine 152 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:57,876 - Fuck this 153 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,245 Rocco, can you come out? from the handcuffs? 154 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,780 - Bro, you know how fucking my big one? 155 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,620 - Oh, what is that? 156 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,723 - Rocco, check six 157 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:15,560 - Hell huh! 158 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:17,662 - Fucking kills humans 159 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,866 - Tells you, as big as fuck. 160 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:22,801 - Okay, let's get out of humans 161 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:23,735 - Yeah. 162 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:25,837 - Jesus, Rocco. 163 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,672 You just t-boned him with a metal pole? 164 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,607 - What do you want me to do? 165 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:29,541 Glue him to my cock fucking? 166 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,676 - Is that what I think? 167 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,946 - Boy, I think the wildest dreams come true. 168 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:38,617 The mother is fucking zombie apocalypse! 169 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,724 Sweet mother fucker 170 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,826 - Damn, no this is fucking awesome 171 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,227 - This is Marcus luttrell! 172 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,830 - For a moment, I thought you marked whalberg. 173 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,265 - No, little brat only plays on TV 174 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,567 - Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends 175 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:56,835 - Bro, this is very bad well you are here, man 176 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,236 - I know. 177 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,070 Hey, you guys saved my ass many times, 178 00:08:59,072 --> 00:08:59,905 I will do it for you 179 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:00,972 Come on, arrange me, 180 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,541 let's go up your frog 181 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,843 Don't worry about anything! 182 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,082 Hi mother fucker, Do you want some of me? 183 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,717 - That is a short book. 184 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,719 - This is how I will die? 185 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,122 - Looks like we are the only survivor now 186 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,295 - Okay boy, bring it in 187 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:25,263 - Will you leave full officer speech? 188 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,164 - What? 189 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,732 No, of course not. 190 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,100 - It has been confirmed we face several types 191 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,769 zombie apocalypse outside 192 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:31,970 - are you sure 193 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,305 - Try to stay with my , simple Jack, 194 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:35,774 but judge from our child here. 195 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,242 There seems to be a blow the head takes them out 196 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,144 - Sounds beautiful Standard zombie rules for me. 197 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,845 - Now, have anyone seen what weapons are there? 198 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:41,980 - They have several Billy Clubs there 199 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:42,814 and others chained to the bench. 200 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:43,715 - Billy's club 201 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:43,715 What about the vehicle? 202 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,785 - Bar at least 15 miles from here 203 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,587 We better hit pd which is confiscated a lot 204 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,654 - Yeah, there are some weapons and dirt there too - Good, what's the distance? 205 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:50,822 - From here? 206 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:51,756 Two, maybe two and a half miles. 207 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,891 - Ah damn, that's far 208 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,159 - Aright, let's keep 360 degree security 209 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,894 Stay tight, we don't need to take it behind 210 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,729 - Like your mother? 211 00:09:58,599 --> 00:09:59,264 - That's what he said 212 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,265 - It's time for vandanham to rise. 213 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,233 214 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,168 - Yeah. 215 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:03,168 - If you mention his name again, 216 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:06,805 I will slap you and you delicious mother fucking mouth 217 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,206 - Somebodies jealous 218 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,141 - He's the right person, actually I rather like that person 219 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,676 - Come on, even movies of his life 220 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:12,877 very awesome 221 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,346 I can't believe he plays alone 222 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,693 - Hey gen, welcome home 223 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,666 - Gen, you're still alive 224 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,003 - That damn person doesn't. 225 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,971 - They say your whole unit is dead in the news. 226 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:46,244 - this is my whole unit, here 227 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,781 - Oh my God, this is very difficult Oh, this is very difficult 228 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,282 229 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,352 and so big. 230 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,967 - A soldier goes home! 231 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,769 A soldier goes home! 232 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,309 - 27 minutes sex The scene is a bit more. 233 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,778 - I think it's tasty. 234 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,012 - I have to jerk twice. 235 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,981 - The only one who is insolent I have now 236 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,116 is to kill zombies. 237 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,317 Are you ready for bad luck? 238 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,385 Come on roll. 239 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,259 - Damn, are you okay? 240 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,961 - I thought I was hurt very badly. 241 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,162 Don't worry about me, 242 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,897 my ranger training will make me pass 243 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:13,932 - That's the spirit bro, 244 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:14,899 Are you in bat? 245 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,167 - No more, I'm on delta 246 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,736 but I'm in battalion 4. 247 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,170 Just want to get back to men, sarge 248 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,171 - 4th battalion? 249 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,272 Bro, there are only three. 250 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,474 - I am a special power. 251 00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:24,008 I mean... 252 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,143 Secrets! 253 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,345 - Wait, I know this person 254 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,313 - What? 255 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,781 - He is not in the military, 256 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,951 He is softer who works on DMV. 257 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,187 - Fuck stolen courage and fuck dmv it! 258 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,191 - You're a mother fucker! 259 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,392 A piece of dirt 260 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:43,928 Bitches a little. 261 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,899 - Hi friends, here. 262 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,033 - What? 263 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:53,938 - Range 15. 264 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,542 You have to get to the range of 15. 265 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,077 - What is the distance of 15? 266 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,281 - Let's keep moving and stay together. 267 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,050 Jack, you already did a good job. 268 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:06,985 - Yeah. 269 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,092 - Want to get wet? 270 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,894 I haven't turned until now. 271 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,096 - Looks like a girl I used to make love in college 272 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,063 - Rocco. 273 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,565 - That's disgusting. 274 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,833 - Okay okay. 275 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:22,801 - No. 276 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,145 Are there people there? 277 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,413 We are not infected. 278 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,981 - Move it together, bad neck. 279 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,516 There's nothing here for you 280 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,251 - Whoa. 281 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,319 - Please let us in, 282 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,487 we are safe 283 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,454 We just killed a pesky tons of zombies. 284 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,322 - Oh, are you 285 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,591 Cool stories, so do we. 286 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,194 Listen guys, we are fair try saying life, okay? 287 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,929 We let you and Mexico Jay Leno in, 288 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,163 You will steal all of our ammunition. 289 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:53,131 - Why did you say that? 290 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,967 - Look, I'm not going to Give a gun to his chin, 291 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,869 if you just let us have some weapons, 292 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,472 Maybe a car, we will come out your beautiful hair 293 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,942 - Wait, are you the best? 294 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,211 - Every last inch 295 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,412 - We really messed up last week. 296 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,214 - Of course. 297 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,248 - Sorry, what's wrong with Eli? 298 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,382 - This is Eliza. 299 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,919 - Can we revive this romance inside? 300 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:15,854 - Wait a minute. 301 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:19,090 - Oh my God, this is very big won't even go far. 302 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,892 - Eliza, beard and tattoo, 303 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:21,926 what do I say? 304 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,295 - I like douche bags. 305 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,964 - Alright, fine. 306 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,565 We will open the door. 307 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:32,170 - Alright, spread cheeks, I enter 308 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,445 - Hello, this is Robert McWilliams 309 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,946 with federal sources. 310 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,481 Civil bureau defense has been issued 311 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,883 national warning 312 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,885 Unknown disease origin has spread 313 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,186 to pandemic level 314 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,587 There is no information... 315 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,922 - Uh, fellas? 316 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,324 Unlock me. 317 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,460 - Oh shit, Evan, what are you doing 318 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,428 chained in the police armory? 319 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,330 - Run here to take a few gats, 320 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,200 When this is fucking dirty prostitutes roll me up. 321 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,302 - this is a little hipster looking for fuck, 322 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,603 will not share any weapons 323 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,105 and I have to handcuff him. 324 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,340 - I like that way your mouth speaks 325 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,209 - What is that? 326 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,410 - Oh that. 327 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,412 That's what they call rough pickup. 328 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,616 - This really looks like seven scratching men. 329 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,318 - That is what it is. 330 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,955 - I know I declare which is clear here 331 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,291 but you guys are really fucking hot 332 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,259 Like flicking your fingers hot. 333 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,362 - And you like 2 arranged in groups. 334 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,097 Are we good now, bro? 335 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,299 - I think. 336 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,134 - What is the distance of 15? 337 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,336 - That's where the damn thing is the army told us to go 338 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,004 - This is a fallback point for an ele 339 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,206 - Wait, are you a military person too - Yeah. 340 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,141 I am a former idol and he is my cousin. 341 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,510 342 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,145 - Wait for your Israelites? 343 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,281 - Yeah, I'm like screaming in yiddish all the time 344 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,650 - Don't be offended but that happens more than you think 345 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,018 - More. 346 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:56,654 - Is that you? 347 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,958 - Extinction level event, Jack. 348 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,426 - Hey man, I'm really impressed 349 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,994 - He said it on the map. 350 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,162 - Fuck. 351 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,663 - Well, range 15, that's where we have to go 352 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:09,300 - Oh hey, brilliant damn Idea, tactical Tesla. 353 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,569 Here is another, we need to get weapons, 354 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,404 inventory and our needs to check in at base 355 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,139 to see if it's still intact 356 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,140 - Thank you, dad. 357 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,408 Prom ends at 11. 358 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,410 - Will you come with us? 359 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,212 - No, we are ready. 360 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:23,681 We will only ride this until - 361 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,416 - do we save the world? 362 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,051 - You guys? 363 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,086 Yes right. 364 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,155 - Listen here, oven gloves, 365 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,423 there are thousands of of them out there 366 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,225 and as a bad donkey You think you are, 367 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,328 You won't be able to hold them forever 368 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,463 Boop 369 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,697 - Jesus can 370 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,332 - Who is this bad guy? 371 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,300 - Jesus? 372 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,568 He is our master and savoir. 373 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,435 He died for our sins. 374 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,037 - Don't mind him 375 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,106 He is Billy Bob's standing in a sling 376 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,241 but it's true is irrelevant now 377 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,776 I will protect you. 378 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,312 - And I will never make love to you 379 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,186 We will leave but if dirt goes down 380 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,355 we hide behind red chin here 381 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,790 - Hey, what's with all chintrests? 382 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,026 - That damn thing is very large. 383 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,628 It's like you have to do it drink with a bendy straw or - 384 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,363 - can we stop playing fuck, fuck, goose, 385 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,232 and just getting ready? 386 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,600 - You know what guys are 387 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,636 For once in life nicks, he is absolutely right. 388 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:22,206 So want to sweet fucking gear up montage? 389 00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,745 This is really comfortable for us 390 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:37,375 - I feel like I am just run out of freedom. 391 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:41,546 - I feel like a butt messed up with Francis Scott's key - is there a dialog between you two 392 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,814 That doesn't involve gay sex tone? 393 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,317 - Not once. 394 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,653 - just save away from me 395 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,222 - Damn! 396 00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:58,729 Zombie at one o'clock. 397 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,531 ("What a beautiful world" 398 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:10,568 - Jack kills everything 399 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,756 - Jesus. 400 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,723 - Come on. 401 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:33,658 - Come on, let's go. 402 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,760 403 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,331 - We must all take camaro 404 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,766 - Bro, this is not swingers. 405 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,768 We don't take 30 cars. 406 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,369 - What do you suggest? 407 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:46,570 - We can take whiskey the truck they confiscate 408 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:47,772 the night I was arrested 409 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,407 - I will drive 410 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,908 - You sure you don't want to put your pen in it first 411 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,443 - If he does, I'm sure he will fill it with-- 412 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,744 - premium? 413 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,380 - It's like you live inside me! 414 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,383 - Bro, he never will make love to you, alright 415 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,985 Evan, what is that? fuck you do 416 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:01,919 - Take urine 417 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,326 - What happened? 418 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:08,993 - fuck 419 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,896 Fucking tearing my cock! 420 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,567 - Hey, scale from shaft to end, 421 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,968 how many are that bastard? 422 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,103 - Shut up! 423 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,504 Go here and help me! 424 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:23,741 - Come on Evan, stop dicking around. 425 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,810 - Fuck you 426 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,712 - Hey bro, you really got the axis 427 00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:29,780 - This is worse than syphilis. 428 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:31,716 Upset 429 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:32,917 Just fucking killing me. 430 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,518 - No bro, we will let you turn 431 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,387 and then feed you your own dick, 432 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,621 You are a cocaine sucker. 433 00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:38,923 - Fuck you! 434 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,566 - Hey Evan, that's it 435 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:49,800 - just damn kill me 436 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:50,668 - Hey no bro, I'm just kidding 437 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:51,535 I will kill you. 438 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,140 - Just like everyone else. 439 00:22:57,442 --> 00:22:58,142 - you are ready 440 00:22:58,144 --> 00:22:59,477 Let's go. 441 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,145 To the whiskey truck 442 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,439 - Fuck bro, I need food. 443 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,408 Killing really zombies works appetite. 444 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,575 - Hey, be careful there 445 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,178 Help me, take your shotgun. 446 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,713 - Do you see where you are? 447 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:36,814 Sure enough it's abandoned. 448 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:37,982 Other people 449 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:38,716 - Everything that is rhymes with beer 450 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,719 - Nice to see that zombie damn doomsday 451 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,020 doesn't change you 452 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:43,888 Take me a few cliffs to kill. 453 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:44,855 - Understand. 454 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,157 - I'll take some goldfish. 455 00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:49,126 - That's children Snack, you're fat. 456 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,796 - I have childish quality about me 457 00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:53,864 - And it shines through like a glowing light 458 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:54,999 for all of us 459 00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:57,701 - who else 460 00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:59,470 - Seriously man, keep it away from the glass. 461 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:00,638 I don't want you to get pulled through. 462 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,473 - Bro, do you see how damn me? 463 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:04,008 You know how big a mommy is sure to be 464 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,209 to be fucking pull me through the window 465 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:07,812 - Strangely, I with Nick this one 466 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,214 because if this is is a zombie movie, 467 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,782 You will get ripped through that glass 468 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:12,983 right about now 469 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:14,618 - Mat, this is not a zombie movie 470 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,022 - Mother fucker, let's go , let's go, let's go 471 00:24:19,192 --> 00:24:20,157 - Damn, do you see the size 472 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,726 of those damn zombies? 473 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:24,995 - annoyed man 474 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,534 - are you infected? 475 00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:31,469 Answer me. 476 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:33,771 - You tell me dude 477 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:36,173 Whoa, will you shoot my to steal? 478 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:37,675 - What? 479 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:38,509 - That's right, I'm free and unlucky slurpees. 480 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,710 What happened? 481 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,712 The lights go out, so I come to get mine Know what I'm saying 482 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,147 - Hey fuck stick, here it is zombie damn doomsday 483 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,049 You can really take anything here if you want 484 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:47,785 - Oh shit, for real? 485 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,587 God is hot here 486 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,524 That's why I was stripped down. 487 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,125 The skin is natural coolant, my uncle said. 488 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:57,528 Rate with me bro, shits for free real free? 489 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,864 Because I kind of feel like I being a mind cheated here 490 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:01,866 - Mother fucker, let's go out! 491 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,235 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, man. 492 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:06,504 Hey, doll dick. 493 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:08,205 494 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:15,212 You look like Randy quaid with Downs syndrome 495 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:19,683 - Randy quaid an American legend 496 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,219 I love him on Chaddyshack 2! 497 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:28,626 Why did you make me do this? 498 00:25:31,796 --> 00:25:33,097 - Hey Rocco, Rocco. 499 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,065 - Damn, if he's a zombie, I can kill him. 500 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,267 - He's my bad friend 501 00:25:36,269 --> 00:25:37,535 - No material, I call it. 502 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:39,737 He is like 12 points. 503 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:44,775 - Oh my god 504 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:50,781 - Jesus tap dancing Gosh, what is this? 505 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:53,250 - Do you want to give my for a while? 506 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:56,320 - For the first time in my life I have no words. 507 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:58,188 - Is that weird? I'm rather deep for that? 508 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,624 - You have a glued doll for your chicken, Jack. 509 00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:01,992 So no, not really. 510 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,160 - This is barrack crap. 511 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,862 I will get some freedom fudge 512 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:08,265 - I will get some with you Also, don't tell Heather. 513 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:09,266 - Who is next? 514 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,606 - are there any suspicions to be a lot of blood? 515 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:16,941 - I hope so. 516 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:18,709 - Oh shit, damn it! 517 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:19,843 - Okay, I'm fine. 518 00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:21,245 Time to go, Jack. 519 00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:24,815 - I want one. 520 00:26:29,955 --> 00:26:31,088 - Yeah, yeah 521 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,161 - Are you ready, zombie fucks? 522 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:38,329 - what, bro 523 00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:39,797 Those are some buckets list the types of dirt 524 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,131 - For who, necrophiliac 525 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,067 - Oh come on, he doesn't look dead - Agree. 526 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:44,068 Kidding. 527 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:45,002 I want you to know me perfect man 528 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,304 and I will never fuck zombies. 529 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,206 - So what if I turn into zombies 530 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,041 Will you fuck me 531 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,209 - Why, you want to turn into a zombie 532 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,178 and have sex with me? 533 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,346 - Look. 534 00:26:55,348 --> 00:26:56,947 - What do I answer questions with questions 535 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:59,316 - This prostitute has enough gas to make us base, in your opinion? 536 00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:05,389 537 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:05,389 - I hope so man 538 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:09,193 I don't think I can handle seeing others zombies get fucked 539 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:10,728 - I have seen worse bro, you will be fine. 540 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:11,662 Thailand. 541 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:50,701 - You know, I can't believe it You just fucking do that. 542 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,304 - I said, I found love in a place without hope 543 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,774 - are you serious quote Rhianna song 544 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:58,709 to describe sex with zombies? 545 00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:00,978 - I feel like I am Chris is brown, you know? 546 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:02,046 - You don't beat it as much 547 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:03,447 Horrific euphemism 548 00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:04,915 - Seriously. 549 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,116 - You know, I'm not ashamed. 550 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:07,918 The heart wants what the heart wants 551 00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:23,834 - No, don't drink it! 552 00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:25,002 - what the hell, bro 553 00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:26,170 - This is a bad batch 554 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:27,738 - He put seminal semen in it. 555 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,106 - Well, a scientist does it. 556 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:31,809 - Since when a scientist part of refining 557 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,310 - You see, my father old army friend 558 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,945 is an amateur scientist, 559 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:36,413 He is the only one we know how to refine whiskey 560 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:37,748 This is our first batch. 561 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,283 - An amateur scientist? 562 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,452 It would be like using an amateur bomb technology 563 00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:44,788 That shouldn't be anything. 564 00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:46,423 Is that nonsense? even drink? 565 00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:49,359 - I will go softly, maybe 566 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:52,429 Fuck. 567 00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:54,031 We have a problem ahead. 568 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,234 - I can't around this nonsense, man. 569 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:58,736 - You fucks gloriously covering me, 570 00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,137 I will move the Humvee. 571 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:17,321 - From ammunition, go to the truck 572 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:19,123 - Get some magazines! 573 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,901 - Who is a punk whore now? 574 00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:33,270 Where is the key the key? 575 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:36,273 Fucking humvees should not have a key 576 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:08,972 - Oh shit 577 00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:11,542 - Guys, fire resistant. 578 00:30:11,544 --> 00:30:13,076 - Damn 579 00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:15,112 - Viper cement forever 580 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:16,046 - What happened? 581 00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,347 - Amateur scientists to win. 582 00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:20,050 I think we just found ourselves to heal 583 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,085 - You have to make me shy. 584 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,254 - no 585 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:25,222 - Well, if colonel is still alive, 586 00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:26,590 we must approach it as soon as possible 587 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:28,525 - I can't wait to see his facial expression 588 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:31,528 when he found the medicine for zombie apocalypse 589 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:32,996 come from you 590 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:36,033 - Damn it will be good friend. 591 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,936 Let's go butt fuck some zombies. 592 00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:51,248 - Return to your vehicle 593 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:53,283 It's safe government installation 594 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,485 and you can't walk here without belt pt 595 00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:57,287 - Easy there, high speed. 596 00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:58,488 This is my safety. 597 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,390 - There is no PT belt, no access, buddy. 598 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,558 - Whoa, whoa whoa. 599 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,360 I just tested you 600 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,095 and you pass 601 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:07,030 Now, I don't have a seat belt 602 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:10,400 but what I have is some challenge coins 603 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:11,335 Huh, huh? 604 00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:13,303 - Is that real? 605 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:14,238 - is that real? - Oh, they really are my friends 606 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,339 - Get out of here 607 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,274 - That's it. 608 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:18,141 - Oh man! 609 00:31:18,143 --> 00:31:19,076 - Now, colonel here 610 00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:21,511 611 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,347 and more importantly is he alive? 612 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:24,214 - Yeah he lives 613 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,582 He is in an athlete. 614 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:26,650 Can we save this? 615 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:27,584 - All yours. 616 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:29,353 Let's open the gate, huh? 617 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:30,220 - OK, yeah 618 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,889 - Oh. 619 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:32,623 Good. 620 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,126 - Just a bit. 621 00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:38,328 Return your back into it. 622 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:39,329 - Does it go like that? 623 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:40,664 This is a new gate. 624 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,400 I understand, I understand. 625 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,535 I got it. 626 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:47,104 - What just happened? 627 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:49,239 - Army is real Strange about PT belt. 628 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:52,342 - So to keep you safe, they we will shoot you 629 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:53,577 - Yeah. 630 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,178 - And they aren't because of coins? 631 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,413 - You must understand 632 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:58,315 Challenge coins are like po kryptonite 633 00:31:58,317 --> 00:32:00,317 They are powerless for their power 634 00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:07,691 - You know that nonsense for the brain 635 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:08,959 I don't want any more reasons. 636 00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:10,160 I want to hit them. 637 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:11,194 I want to know how are many out there 638 00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:12,496 I want to know who in... 639 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:13,430 What? 640 00:32:14,532 --> 00:32:16,967 What do we have here? 641 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,305 The best damn mat. 642 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:22,506 - Colonel 643 00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,007 - does it explode your doll is transfixed 644 00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:24,675 to your chicken there, kid? 645 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:26,944 - sort of. 646 00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:27,611 Look, I fell with my pants unzipped 647 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:28,478 and I just kind of - 648 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,546 - oh shut up! 649 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:30,514 - Good. 650 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:32,015 - Now, gentlemen, approach it. 651 00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:34,985 Let me take a moment with this person alone Good. 652 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:35,953 - Colonel, it's been a while. 653 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,054 How are you? 654 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,655 - I'm surprised you two still ass caps 655 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,657 - And we found the medicine. 656 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,592 - Are you serious? 657 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,430 - Seriously like heart attack, my friend 658 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:49,232 - In my office now, best sir. 659 00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:50,667 - Understand. 660 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,102 - You live here, Gomer Pyle. 661 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:55,405 662 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:09,419 - Love what you have done with that place, colonel 663 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:12,089 This is very, hardware restoration fulfills mash. 664 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:13,690 - Oh, your zip zip! 665 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,760 Now, we found the cure, is about the only word 666 00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:19,629 You can be used to prevent it I'm from putting my foot 667 00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:21,031 on your ass 668 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:23,033 - what with hostility, sir 669 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:24,234 - really 670 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:25,302 You don't make love to me arm is less princess 671 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:29,506 - This is better than handwork! 672 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:34,544 - Dad? 673 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:35,679 - what's the matter 674 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:36,546 What's up 675 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:37,481 - Damn! 676 00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:43,120 I am pretty sure I will do it remember that 677 00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:44,654 - Hey, dad, do you have a barrack key? 678 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,189 - Come on hot. 679 00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:49,659 - What's the bet? 680 00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:52,796 - Look at my daughter, the best sergeant 681 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:56,733 Don't ring the bell, still? 682 00:33:56,735 --> 00:34:00,203 - Nice to see you from the front 683 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,605 - What's that, Mary? 684 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,673 - Those special ops in the mess hall for you 685 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:05,075 - tell him I still need one minute 686 00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:06,276 - Good. 687 00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:09,212 - So, say I about this drug 688 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,815 - why don't you say me how it happened 689 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:14,251 - This is not a bad hint! 690 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:17,621 Imagine seriously once in your life, mat 691 00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:20,424 A plane crashed from abroad 692 00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:22,426 We don't know that intentionally 693 00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:26,063 or if the passenger is unconscious Have a virus and spread it. 694 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,832 This disease spreads like herpes in a bragg fortress barracks. 695 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:32,169 Now, everything we need to do is contain it. 696 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,171 Candlestick, library, go. 697 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,472 - So crazy it sounds. 698 00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,741 People and I have have distilled whiskey 699 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:41,545 and just say We have a bad chest. 700 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:42,846 - bad chest distilled whiskey? 701 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:43,780 I don't follow 702 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:46,583 - Mixed with seminal semen. 703 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:49,786 - Sounds like a annoying internet video 704 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,188 or a bad movie plot 705 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,693 - Just as ridiculous as that Sounds, that's right. 706 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,361 One of my friends destroys the zombie head 707 00:34:58,363 --> 00:35:00,697 with whiskey bottles and they change back. 708 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:02,132 - Where is this whiskey? - Safe in the mess hall. 709 00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:03,567 - With men from mice and men and fat ones? 710 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,502 - I like to consider it ranger up and article 15. 711 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:09,506 - I will have it from the people I took it 712 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:10,841 and take it to range 15. 713 00:35:10,843 --> 00:35:13,143 - why don't just test it here 714 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:14,344 715 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:15,879 and distribute it among people? 716 00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,781 - Our building is compromised and most scientists 717 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:17,781 killed. 718 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:21,151 What's left, we are sent to ranger 15. 719 00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:22,686 - In that case, we will just take it for our own range of 15. 720 00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:23,687 - Oh, damn it. 721 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,622 I will not go the fate of the world 722 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:26,823 for you to fuck off. 723 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:28,658 - There is no offense to colonel but I believe us 724 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,193 more than I trust your guy 725 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:31,561 Our people are fearless. 726 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:33,797 - I'm sure I can survive 14 hot dogs in my mouth 727 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:34,898 - I'm sure I can do 30. 728 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,134 - Why do you want to do that? 729 00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:39,236 - Because we are fearless! 730 00:35:45,843 --> 00:35:47,644 - I prefer my guy 731 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,313 - And who is your girlfriend? 732 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,749 - The main vandenham gene sergeant. 733 00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:54,284 Have you ever heard of him? 734 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:55,452 - Yeah, I've been fucking heard about him 735 00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:56,853 Fuck genes. 736 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:58,188 You know all those mothers fucks are a little - 737 00:35:58,190 --> 00:35:58,922 - hero? 738 00:36:17,275 --> 00:36:20,277 The main gene sergeant vandenham is American 739 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,279 I'm fucking that person's love. 740 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:22,279 Everyone likes that man. 741 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:25,749 Well, that's a good person I want to see my daughter. 742 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:27,317 Hell, that's how of men want everyone 743 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:28,485 to see their daughter with. 744 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:30,587 You know, I'm honest with you 745 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,689 I've been married for more than 38 years now 746 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,558 and if the vandenham gene asks me 747 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,660 to bring it into my mouth, 748 00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,528 I honestly consider it. 749 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:39,930 - Human God 750 00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:43,233 - You and your son can follow the convoy behind. 751 00:36:43,235 --> 00:36:45,635 That will be all, sergeant. 752 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:46,570 - thank you 753 00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:49,839 - And keep dick in your pants 754 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:51,508 - I don't. 755 00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,249 - So what happened? 756 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,917 - He said they scientists were in the range of 15 757 00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:02,852 and they want to fucking vandenham gene 758 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:04,487 to take whiskey there 759 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:07,724 and we can follow on the nice, cute train. 760 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:08,758 - Damn crap! 761 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:09,693 That's our whiskey. 762 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,828 - And our viper semen! 763 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:15,265 - Look at Matt, sometimes objects can look very gloomy 764 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,533 but when life becomes hard - 765 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:18,535 - Nick, you promised 766 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:19,736 - There are no unlucky officers, bro. 767 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,271 - Okay okay. 768 00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:22,706 Seriously, though. 769 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,941 If the gene takes whiskey, we have a much better chance success. 770 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,543 - And a much better chance that none of us is killed. 771 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:27,877 772 00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:29,546 - I'm cool with that 773 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:31,014 - I will protect you 774 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:32,415 - Oh yeah? 775 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,918 Let's see, go with world famous heroes 776 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,821 or a man who pushes 14 hot dogs in his mouth 777 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,589 - Dude, are you solid 14? 778 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:40,991 Champion! 779 00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:43,460 - No, it's not a high five when 780 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:44,928 - Every time a is high five times 781 00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:47,297 - Oh my God. 782 00:38:58,035 --> 00:39:00,637 - Are you a boy drinking whiskey? 783 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,005 - Oh yeah. 784 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:03,807 - Leave everything, son. 785 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:07,510 - I'm sorry, I'm just-- 786 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:11,781 - You, you, you just lost in my eyes? 787 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,484 Calm down, it doesn't make you gay. 788 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:16,019 That makes you merciful. 789 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,687 - Oh, you're right, gen. 790 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:18,922 - I know. 791 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:19,856 Releasing. 792 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:25,362 There is my fat girl who is fat. 793 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:27,497 Thank you, guard of the galaxy, 794 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,766 I will keep watching you behind me. 795 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:30,900 Stay close. 796 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,068 You too, second 797 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:33,002 - Fuck what you called me? 798 00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:33,937 - Seconds. 799 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,840 That's the middle of you name, right? 800 00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:40,643 - second best mat. 801 00:39:40,645 --> 00:39:42,412 It's like poetry slam. 802 00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:43,146 Genius 803 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:45,882 - capture yes on the dark side of the moon, 804 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:45,882 squeeze cheese 805 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:50,620 Keep your ears out While I burn rain. 806 00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:52,922 - what does it mean does that mean? 807 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,791 - Do you know what that means? 808 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,559 You don't know where I am. 809 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:59,896 King Rodney Riots, 1984, I Drive on the streets 810 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:03,566 of and the city they call long beach. 811 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:06,636 When I was young, Africa America told me, 812 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:09,539 "hey man, you some Sort of gi Joe? 813 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:11,975 Mr. Jarhead." 814 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,545 I say so what if I am? 815 00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:19,983 And he said, "well why don't you suck my dick 816 00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:22,419 then lick my ball." 817 00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:29,092 And before he can get it out, 818 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,928 I pressed trigonometry and exhaled his brain out. 819 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,497 The next day, the riots are over 820 00:40:34,499 --> 00:40:36,466 The moral of this story, 821 00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:39,002 why don't you walk 168 miles on my shoes 822 00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:41,571 with 16 soldiers killed over your shoulders 823 00:40:41,573 --> 00:40:43,940 before you ask me what fuck means 824 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,809 Good day, face fuck 825 00:40:47,077 --> 00:40:50,146 By the way, use condoms on your penis 826 00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:52,882 if your eyes fuck me on the way out like that 827 00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:55,518 This is the world of genes. 828 00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:03,693 - That person is like that fucking celebrity comedy 829 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:05,895 - Hey, I don't want to fucking be here 830 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:06,763 - Oh. 831 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:08,765 Hey, Ron Jeremy. 832 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,533 - your indiegogo The campaign is going well 833 00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:12,602 You can actually buy people. 834 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,637 - You are right, you can go dude, thank you 835 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,972 - good 836 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:18,208 - Gene is rather legit 837 00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:20,176 - Gen is a douche bag 838 00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:21,644 and he treats us all 839 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,880 like a bad team. 840 00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:25,782 I will go out and get fresh air. 841 00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:27,484 Let me falter. 842 00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:30,186 - Take a pic 843 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,489 I knew beforehand out of my mouth 844 00:41:32,491 --> 00:41:34,057 - Mat, may I come with you? 845 00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:36,493 I haven't said any in a moment 846 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:37,727 - Sure, eunice. 847 00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:43,500 - Happy birthday, Matt James. 848 00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:47,904 - Mat, are you okay 849 00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:50,540 - I'm fine, Eleanor. 850 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:51,674 - Eliza 851 00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:52,909 - Whatever. 852 00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:54,110 I just hate that vadendouche gene 853 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:55,211 Everything is left to him 854 00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:57,547 like me some incompetent clown dick 855 00:41:57,549 --> 00:41:59,782 - I don't think you are incompetent clown dick 856 00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:00,817 I think you are-- 857 00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:02,819 - intense, strong, smart, 858 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:05,588 torn like a pair of leppard def jeans? 859 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:07,023 Hear it all the time, 860 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,559 But genes always steal the spotlight 861 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:12,595 - You can get the spotlight 862 00:42:12,597 --> 00:42:14,030 You can have two. 863 00:42:16,634 --> 00:42:20,036 - Emily, it shouldn't be but we might leave 864 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,237 for anyways so. 865 00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:22,071 - Oh, can you do it on my ass? 866 00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:25,875 I don't want to get pregnant during a zombie apocalypse. 867 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:26,876 - Type of actual heat. 868 00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:30,747 Do you eat popcorn? 869 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:31,714 - Yeah, is that sharp? 870 00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:32,649 - Oh my God. 871 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:36,052 - Bau. 872 00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:40,123 - You must fucking joking me 873 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:41,858 - Oh shit 874 00:42:53,637 --> 00:42:54,304 - We love you, genes. 875 00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:00,043 We love you humans! 876 00:43:00,045 --> 00:43:01,077 Do you see his jaw? 877 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,712 - It's like an angel. 878 00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:06,249 - I have energy, man gives me energy by his presence 879 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,283 - I want to drink the urine 880 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:08,151 - What? 881 00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:09,018 - Huh? 882 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:10,253 - Come on, man. 883 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:14,090 - Dude always wants to spearhead 884 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,359 but all I see is a giant blue eagle 885 00:43:16,361 --> 00:43:19,295 - Yeah maybe but he got a Humvee armor. 886 00:43:19,297 --> 00:43:20,663 Not to mention 50 Cal. 887 00:43:20,665 --> 00:43:22,031 - And there is no Manning's. 888 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:23,766 Fuck that guy. 889 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:26,336 People like that the reason I'm out 890 00:43:26,338 --> 00:43:30,740 - Damn people, guys like that are the reason dudes register. 891 00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:44,354 - what the hell Now bastard? 892 00:43:45,889 --> 00:43:47,323 - Zombies! 893 00:43:59,837 --> 00:44:01,037 You're a girl okay 894 00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:02,271 - Certainly can kill that person 895 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,207 - Sure you can. 896 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:07,410 Look here, chap stick, i don't need my bastard to wax 897 00:44:07,412 --> 00:44:10,813 Simple thanks, you smajesty is enough 898 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:12,081 - Does not happen, genes. 899 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:14,083 - The smell of this fire, smokey the bear 900 00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:15,885 The colonel alone is called by a satellite. 901 00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:15,885 Zombies are getting faster. 902 00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:19,822 They can catch up Vehicles if we are not careful. 903 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:23,926 According to the intelligence, they are getting closer 904 00:44:23,928 --> 00:44:26,195 - Wait, you have a sitting in your car? 905 00:44:26,197 --> 00:44:29,198 - I got 2018 lebronze there 906 00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:32,835 They give hands in all hands 907 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:33,970 - Fuck 908 00:44:33,972 --> 00:44:35,371 - Colonel says _ there are helicopter bearings 909 00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:37,106 about 26 miles from here that he wants us to get 910 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:38,741 so we are not on the road 911 00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:41,144 Change of plan, change pants 912 00:44:41,146 --> 00:44:43,079 - Okay, so you want us to follow behind you? 913 00:44:43,081 --> 00:44:45,214 - Yes, but I will walk. 914 00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:47,083 Can you get whiskey? 915 00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:48,251 - what's the matter 916 00:44:48,253 --> 00:44:51,120 - I want you to take whiskey, dick 917 00:44:51,122 --> 00:44:53,890 and hold with two hands. 918 00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:55,725 Can you handle it? good luck soldiers. 919 00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:56,392 - I drink whiskey 920 00:45:07,004 --> 00:45:08,971 - Someone must protect us. 921 00:45:08,973 --> 00:45:10,306 There is a god, 922 00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:12,241 then I have 923 00:45:12,243 --> 00:45:14,243 God must be busy. 924 00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:17,313 Luckily, I'm not taking a day off. 925 00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:20,917 - Bro, it will be the next tattoo. 926 00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:22,285 - I feel like I'm on alter 927 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:23,820 and Jesus is packing. 928 00:45:23,822 --> 00:45:25,788 - It's all very stupid. 929 00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:28,157 Why isn't it wrong? we are 50 Cal 930 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:30,093 men when you drive 931 00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:32,895 - For the same reason i baptize myself as a baby. 932 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:36,432 No one is guarding the vandenham gene but the vandenham gene 933 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:37,934 Take whiskey and be thankful 934 00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,368 I am me. 935 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:41,971 - Bro, 26 miles overall marathon 936 00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:44,073 - I know, I ran Boston last year 937 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,943 and win 46 full kits create a new world record 938 00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:48,778 Try and continue. 939 00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:50,046 - What is that, gene? 940 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,217 - Damn Gen Vandenham. 941 00:46:01,892 --> 00:46:03,893 - Fucking get it 942 00:46:12,069 --> 00:46:14,203 - Damn Gen Vandenham. 943 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,907 - All of you are still aware of how ridiculously stupid? 944 00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:20,076 That is meaningless do with needs, 945 00:46:20,078 --> 00:46:22,445 only glory alone right? 946 00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:23,312 - Of course humans 947 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:24,547 But look at that person. 948 00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:26,382 He's a male killing machine. 949 00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:28,451 I'm sure he even invented it two toddlers there. 950 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,887 - Not genes, don't kill Zombies toddlers! 951 00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:34,857 - Their mission has been canceled! 952 00:46:35,926 --> 00:46:37,894 - Seriously hopefully he steps in the land mine, 953 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,395 like five of them. 954 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:54,944 - Go away! 955 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,047 I will cover you 956 00:47:01,285 --> 00:47:03,152 - Gen, you come with us! 957 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,954 - Negative, no place 958 00:47:06,023 --> 00:47:08,991 Freedom to call and I must answer it. 959 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:12,061 - There are literally empty seats designated 960 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:13,596 for you, gene 961 00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:15,264 - Don't be offended, but there is an empty chair 962 00:47:15,266 --> 00:47:17,533 in every single plane entered United States designated 963 00:47:17,535 --> 00:47:18,968 for me. 964 00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:21,003 Remember, when you return 965 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:23,606 and see only one set footprints in the sand. 966 00:47:23,608 --> 00:47:27,210 That's when, I brought you. 967 00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:28,311 - Wheel goes up 968 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:29,378 Fuck that man. 969 00:47:35,419 --> 00:47:36,919 Hopefully it works out this one, gene, 970 00:47:36,921 --> 00:47:38,154 Your cock slut! 971 00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:39,322 - I got it! 972 00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:47,263 - That is the gene vandenham not 973 00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:49,632 He is the only American hero. 974 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:51,601 Oh my God! 975 00:47:58,175 --> 00:47:59,876 Why are we going to be around 15? 976 00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:01,244 That place might be full of them now. 977 00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:03,045 - Number one, that's where scientists are 978 00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:04,580 and we have the medicine. 979 00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,048 - what is number two? 980 00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:08,317 - Pooping, defecation is number two 981 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:10,920 - It's like every time I try and like you, 982 00:48:10,922 --> 00:48:12,021 I can't. 983 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:14,624 - No number two, grigsby. 984 00:48:14,626 --> 00:48:17,059 If we don't achieve it number one, we die 985 00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:18,928 - Please hold it. 986 00:48:18,930 --> 00:48:20,563 - Do you know how hard it is? 987 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:21,998 - Let him say it 988 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,366 - Come on. 989 00:48:23,368 --> 00:48:25,101 - You kill the spirit 990 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:27,136 - I will kill it damn microphone 991 00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:32,541 - I don't believe it. 992 00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:34,310 We will really succeed. 993 00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:37,013 - You're a bad bag, You're just kidding us. 994 00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:38,080 - What? 995 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:38,948 No, no. 996 00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:40,182 - Yes, you do 997 00:48:40,184 --> 00:48:42,618 - It can give us five seconds, it rains. 998 00:48:43,988 --> 00:48:45,621 - Hey you feeling Alright up there, man? 999 00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:47,456 Are you sure you don't get a little? 1000 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:50,593 - Yes, I am right before you appear. 1001 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:53,396 I can feel it growing inside me 1002 00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:55,631 This is my last mission. 1003 00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:57,266 I only have one request, 1004 00:48:57,268 --> 00:48:58,968 if any of you make it, 1005 00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:01,537 go looking for my girlfriend, he lives in El Paso 1006 00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:03,973 Tell him I love him. 1007 00:49:03,975 --> 00:49:06,475 - Let's be realistic, he might be dead 1008 00:49:06,477 --> 00:49:07,977 - What? 1009 00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:09,111 - I mean, come on, 1010 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:09,111 This is the end of the world 1011 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:12,448 with a bad group donkeys barely succeed. 1012 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,150 Hot girl in El Paso? 1013 00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:15,451 He is fucking zombie now. 1014 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:16,519 Wait, are zombies bad luck? 1015 00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:17,987 - Rocco, shut up! 1016 00:49:17,989 --> 00:49:20,256 - I'm just being honest. 1017 00:49:20,258 --> 00:49:21,691 - He is right. 1018 00:49:21,693 --> 00:49:23,693 He has died and I am a little. 1019 00:49:25,662 --> 00:49:28,197 Nothing can be done. 1020 00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:33,035 Your name isn't it? 1021 00:49:33,037 --> 00:49:33,703 Will you hold this? 1022 00:49:33,705 --> 00:49:34,637 You are already awake 1023 00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:45,014 - We really just told him 1024 00:49:45,016 --> 00:49:47,149 we have damn drugs. 1025 00:49:52,123 --> 00:49:52,688 - We will die bad luck! 1026 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:53,689 - Fuck me 1027 00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:55,091 - I will save us 1028 00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:56,492 - You won't save us, fat boys, 1029 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:58,294 You might take this whole plane crashed. 1030 00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:01,297 - I'm learning to fly But I don't have wings. 1031 00:50:01,299 --> 00:50:03,699 - We will all die because of your fat ass. 1032 00:50:03,701 --> 00:50:05,534 You are fat, fat, fat fuck! 1033 00:50:05,536 --> 00:50:09,372 I can't even fucking believe how fat you are! 1034 00:50:13,277 --> 00:50:15,344 - Hey, I saved us 1035 00:50:16,547 --> 00:50:17,747 - Fuck, damn the damn whiskey 1036 00:50:17,749 --> 00:50:19,115 - How much is left? 1037 00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:20,182 - Are you fucking kidding me 1038 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:21,150 Two. 1039 00:50:21,152 --> 00:50:22,685 - Two, two fucking bottles? 1040 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:22,685 Fuck! 1041 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:26,522 - Shut your mouth, can we get the medicine 1042 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,791 and keep moving unlucky? 1043 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:34,196 I like us damn take it, you know 1044 00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:36,465 - Bro, I have to take tactical tactical point to come. 1045 00:50:36,467 --> 00:50:38,434 - Close fuck up and let's go 1046 00:50:38,436 --> 00:50:40,302 - We must enter one of these environments. 1047 00:50:41,506 --> 00:50:43,639 - I want my mom 1048 00:50:58,423 --> 00:51:01,757 - Greetings, do Do you like jazz? 1049 00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:04,827 - You really can't enjoy it very much 1050 00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:07,430 except on vinyl. 1051 00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:08,297 - Right. 1052 00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:09,165 - what's the matter 1053 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:10,800 Fuck this, the next house. 1054 00:51:10,802 --> 00:51:11,667 - Fuck this 1055 00:51:11,669 --> 00:51:13,102 - Hey wait, wait 1056 00:51:13,104 --> 00:51:15,271 Do you have any supplies that we can have? 1057 00:51:15,273 --> 00:51:16,772 - I have something that will make your mustache 1058 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:17,706 stand up. 1059 00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:27,817 Damn. 1060 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:31,787 An anti-weapons family decides to go alone 1061 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,789 before they get infected. 1062 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:36,659 - How is it 2nd feeling amendment now? 1063 00:51:36,661 --> 00:51:38,561 - All hate weapons until you have 1064 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:41,630 to choke fuck yourself for Death with hot curved iron. 1065 00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:42,865 Touche. 1066 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:48,104 - Hey YouTube, this is chazz and Parker again 1067 00:51:48,106 --> 00:51:49,105 and on today's episode, 1068 00:51:49,107 --> 00:51:50,272 we just beat 1069 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:51,674 - ticking, ticking 1070 00:51:51,676 --> 00:51:52,875 You tell them, chazz. 1071 00:51:52,877 --> 00:51:54,543 - I will only unzip my zip here, 1072 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:56,812 whip puts me wee wee and pee on this flag. 1073 00:51:56,814 --> 00:52:00,282 - there will be 14 lines when we are finished 1074 00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:01,617 - what is this? 1075 00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:02,551 - Oh no. 1076 00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:03,419 Back fuck up. 1077 00:52:06,756 --> 00:52:08,424 - Baby killer 1078 00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:13,429 - With all my heart 1079 00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:15,564 - and angry 1080 00:52:29,412 --> 00:52:31,247 - Hey, are you here For? 1081 00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:34,850 - After, we will have quale paleo organic kelp 1082 00:52:34,852 --> 00:52:37,419 - No, no, we're good bro. 1083 00:52:37,421 --> 00:52:39,555 - Okay, I'll eat alone. 1084 00:52:39,557 --> 00:52:40,656 - I will continue to work. 1085 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:41,857 - I will never get fat 1086 00:52:51,201 --> 00:52:52,868 - Hey bro, you're fine 1087 00:52:58,341 --> 00:53:00,943 - Everyone counts on me for everything 1088 00:53:00,945 --> 00:53:02,611 I'm not their leader. 1089 00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:04,747 I'm not a leader, I'm not 1090 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:09,185 and become really honest with you dude, 1091 00:53:09,187 --> 00:53:12,588 I don't think I can do this crap again 1092 00:53:13,890 --> 00:53:15,724 - I know the weight the world is on your shoulders 1093 00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:19,495 now but that there is a reason. 1094 00:53:19,497 --> 00:53:22,498 Most people stop The second thing becomes difficult. 1095 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,933 You are not 1096 00:53:23,935 --> 00:53:26,202 History of history written on the back 1097 00:53:26,204 --> 00:53:27,536 people like you 1098 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,872 Men who when faced with with extraordinary opportunities, 1099 00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:31,640 when they reach their breaking point, 1100 00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:34,577 look into the belly of from hell and smile 1101 00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:37,613 Men who answer bell for one more round 1102 00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:39,648 You are one of those people 1103 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,584 We can do this, we can rise against 1104 00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:44,253 which is impossible and we can save the world 1105 00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,655 but we can't do it without you. 1106 00:53:47,524 --> 00:53:49,391 We need the best mats. 1107 00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:54,296 Oh god damn it! 1108 00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:56,999 - Have a mother fucker. 1109 00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:58,634 - Fuck 1110 00:53:58,636 --> 00:53:59,868 - Great west point speech, bro. 1111 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:01,937 - tripping 1112 00:54:01,939 --> 00:54:02,771 - have you just come with that crap 1113 00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:04,240 where or what? 1114 00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:04,240 - That's what we do 1115 00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:07,376 - Okay, bring in, sister to sister, 1116 00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:08,344 mother to daughter 1117 00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:09,278 - You are the child of... 1118 00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:17,620 - You guys do some gay ass Damn being in the military. 1119 00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:19,755 - This is Thursday isn't it? 1120 00:54:20,824 --> 00:54:22,358 - I fucking hate you 1121 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,627 - It's love hate relationship, Nick 1122 00:54:24,629 --> 00:54:25,694 - This hate hate relationships. 1123 00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:27,463 I fucking hate you 1124 00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:06,568 - That's it, boy. 1125 00:55:06,570 --> 00:55:08,037 - Is that a range of 15? 1126 00:55:09,372 --> 00:55:10,539 - Looks like a power plant. 1127 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:11,407 - That's the point. 1128 00:55:21,518 --> 00:55:22,618 - Oh, no, no, no 1129 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:23,552 - fuck 1130 00:55:26,356 --> 00:55:27,956 Fuck, it won't be long anymore. 1131 00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:29,625 - Don't talk like that bro. 1132 00:55:29,627 --> 00:55:30,893 - What happened? You want me to say, 1133 00:55:30,895 --> 00:55:32,061 it's everything will be fine 1134 00:55:32,063 --> 00:55:32,061 I will live happy forever 1135 00:55:32,063 --> 00:55:36,498 and you will come back and fuck me in some shops? 1136 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,434 - Dude, he's different, bro. 1137 00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:39,635 - Do you know what? 1138 00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:40,502 Me too. 1139 00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,473 - Come on bro, just take the medicine 1140 00:55:44,475 --> 00:55:45,908 - It just goes us when there is nothing left 1141 00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:48,610 - So, what, they are scientists and bad luck. 1142 00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:50,012 One of them is everything they need. 1143 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,880 - Yes humans, you need to take it before it spreads. 1144 00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:53,015 - are you sure 1145 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:54,583 - Yes brother, your changes quickly. 1146 00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,919 We must take care of that , rectal 1147 00:55:56,921 --> 00:56:00,389 - Uh yes, that crawl to your feet 1148 00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:00,389 Drinking won't be fast enough - Fuck that, I know your mother fucking fucker with me 1149 00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:04,693 - Honey, I don't want to lose you, just take it 1150 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,528 1151 00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:08,797 - Bro, I'm a medical officer Dude, we have to do this. 1152 00:56:08,799 --> 00:56:10,799 - Nick, is this legit? 1153 00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:12,101 - I hate to say it men but I don't think 1154 00:56:12,103 --> 00:56:15,003 we have a choice now 1155 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:18,874 - You're a better mother fucker Will not fucking with me! 1156 00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:19,808 Rocco. 1157 00:56:21,678 --> 00:56:25,414 - Brother, you will go feel a little pressure 1158 00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:03,452 - Damn, damn, this works bad luck. 1159 00:57:03,454 --> 00:57:04,987 This works bad luck. 1160 00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:09,725 Are you kidding me? 1161 00:57:09,727 --> 00:57:11,560 Are you kidding me? 1162 00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:14,096 - why don't you just drink it, fag? 1163 00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:15,431 - Gay! 1164 00:57:15,433 --> 00:57:16,532 - Oh so gay, bro. 1165 00:57:16,534 --> 00:57:17,699 - come out... 1166 00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:18,867 Are you kidding me? 1167 00:57:18,869 --> 00:57:20,068 - You know I love you humans 1168 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:21,737 - Get damn whiskey. 1169 00:57:27,544 --> 00:57:29,478 Everyone spreads, let's find a way in 1170 00:57:35,952 --> 00:57:37,953 Someone has what - Nothing here, bro. 1171 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,087 - no humans 1172 00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:40,456 - I found something special 1173 00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:42,157 - No, he doesn't. 1174 00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:44,126 I found the fat val kilmer though. 1175 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:47,463 - Jack, do you have something? 1176 00:57:47,465 --> 00:57:50,098 - Nothing. 1177 00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,500 - Sweet, colonel girls are easier 1178 00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:53,068 to enter from range 15. 1179 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:54,903 - To be fair bro, he has no weapons 1180 00:57:54,905 --> 00:57:57,940 - At least my zombies Girls have arms. 1181 00:57:57,942 --> 00:57:59,141 1182 00:58:00,478 --> 00:58:02,110 - there's no way you compare the two. 1183 00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:04,246 - What will we do about entering this silo? 1184 00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:06,515 - I don't know but you're better quickly get damn fast! 1185 00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:07,182 - Why, Elsie? 1186 00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:09,184 - Eliza, they come 1187 00:58:10,855 --> 00:58:12,120 - Guys, we don't have ammunition for this 1188 00:58:12,122 --> 00:58:13,922 - Bro, we don't have the time for this 1189 00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:15,123 - I'll catch us time is bad 1190 00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,058 - Hey, I told you 1191 00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:17,025 There is no ammunition there. 1192 00:58:17,027 --> 00:58:18,594 - I'm not looking for ammunition. 1193 00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:19,795 The most important thing is getting whiskey 1194 00:58:19,797 --> 00:58:20,929 into silo 1195 00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:22,130 - are you sure of humans 1196 00:58:22,132 --> 00:58:23,065 - The medicine is more important 1197 00:58:23,067 --> 00:58:25,501 than anyone from our lives right? 1198 00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:33,275 - Jack, you fucking stupid pussy 1199 00:58:33,277 --> 00:58:35,944 People find the entrance. 1200 00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:38,013 Push the damn button. 1201 00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:45,821 - Everyone, let's go inside, fast 1202 00:58:45,823 --> 00:58:47,055 Fucking idiots. 1203 00:58:47,057 --> 00:58:47,956 - I'm sorry. 1204 00:59:00,069 --> 00:59:01,537 - most people do not understand 1205 00:59:01,539 --> 00:59:04,306 to decide how they go out 1206 00:59:04,308 --> 00:59:05,307 Today I do. 1207 00:59:07,777 --> 00:59:10,112 There is time to run 1208 00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:11,847 and there is time to fight 1209 00:59:13,316 --> 00:59:15,584 and I'm not a bird dog. 1210 00:59:28,798 --> 00:59:30,799 - You must be a brave soldier 1211 00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:33,268 sent by colonel holloway. 1212 00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:34,670 This is the medicine 1213 00:59:34,672 --> 00:59:36,004 - It must be. 1214 00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:37,673 - This is the medicine? 1215 00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:38,974 What is in this nonsense 1216 00:59:38,976 --> 00:59:42,177 - Whiskey mixed with cement viper, sir 1217 00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:43,745 - Are you kidding me? 1218 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:45,113 - No, actually a funny story 1219 00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:46,048 You see-- 1220 00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:47,249 - oh, I like funny stories. 1221 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:50,218 I will try now, I will do it see if you are full of bullshit 1222 00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:52,287 What I suspect you are. 1223 00:59:56,926 --> 00:59:58,360 Oh, your stupid nonsense. 1224 00:59:58,362 --> 00:59:59,761 Exit! 1225 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,029 Don't let the door hit you in the butt 1226 01:00:01,031 --> 01:00:02,230 - fuck, bro? 1227 01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:04,866 I've seen this nonsense already worked twice. 1228 01:00:04,868 --> 01:00:06,668 - Does it just kill you people to pay attention 1229 01:00:06,670 --> 01:00:07,369 only once? 1230 01:00:14,677 --> 01:00:17,312 - Damn, what the fuck just happened 1231 01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:19,047 - I just saved your life 1232 01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,783 You see the whiskey the main element needed 1233 01:00:21,785 --> 01:00:25,354 to cure zombies but need them adequate delivery system 1234 01:00:25,356 --> 01:00:28,090 Killing a cliff is that delivery system. 1235 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:30,626 This is a unique blend of caffeine and vitamin creates a covalent bond shell with steam semen, 1236 01:00:30,628 --> 01:00:32,761 Protect it, meanwhile zombie cell infiltrates. 1237 01:00:32,763 --> 01:00:36,698 I like that it's clear 1238 01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:38,066 - You This man has recovered. 1239 01:00:38,068 --> 01:00:40,168 1240 01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:41,336 Kiwi, come here, Come here, come here. 1241 01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:42,304 - Aye aye, sir 1242 01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:43,705 - Davis, take this to the lab. 1243 01:00:43,707 --> 01:00:46,008 Ask them to copy it as quickly as possible. 1244 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,310 - This will be a pleasure and privilege 1245 01:00:48,312 --> 01:00:51,179 and for you Gentlemen, I say bravo - Bravo indeed, kiwi. 1246 01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:53,048 - It's hard to be happy. 1247 01:00:54,283 --> 01:00:56,418 Oh, that's a lot of damn freedom there - That's a lot hard dick there 1248 01:01:01,891 --> 01:01:05,894 - That's right. 1249 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:07,996 - Mat, you live 1250 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:09,398 - Bro, I think we lost you 1251 01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:19,675 - Will not lie, i thought I was more chaotic 1252 01:01:24,414 --> 01:01:26,682 1253 01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:28,016 1254 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,184 rather than jt on a low carbohydrate diet. 1255 01:01:30,721 --> 01:01:33,255 But then, kill zombies the dream team appears. 1256 01:01:33,257 --> 01:01:35,257 - There are only a few pairs perfect cheekbones 1257 01:01:35,259 --> 01:01:36,458 in this world. 1258 01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:37,859 This will be a shame to lose yours 1259 01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:40,729 - Besides that, we let you die, 1260 01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:42,731 what is chinny chinny bang and tactical Randy 1261 01:01:42,733 --> 01:01:43,965 will do 1262 01:01:43,967 --> 01:01:46,368 - It's been a long time several days. 1263 01:01:48,171 --> 01:01:50,038 - I hate breaking up This little dick dance 1264 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,973 but the fixed wing assets show a bunch of zombies 1265 01:01:51,975 --> 01:01:53,141 going this way 1266 01:01:53,143 --> 01:01:55,010 Our door is not will hold them back 1267 01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:56,278 - Fuck that 1268 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:57,379 You all want to be evil 1269 01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:58,780 - Fuck it! 1270 01:01:58,782 --> 01:01:59,748 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, there's high speed, 1271 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:01,817 You don't wear the right uniform. 1272 01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,385 Oh, you cut your hair away from rank. 1273 01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:05,287 Release your hand from your pocket 1274 01:02:06,156 --> 01:02:08,256 Why is your hand wet? 1275 01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:10,025 Is that dick hanging out? 1276 01:02:10,027 --> 01:02:12,360 I'm in college, I'm not going to college afraid of running away - 1277 01:02:36,361 --> 01:02:13,295 - kiss this 1278 01:02:13,297 --> 01:02:14,429 - Is that your butt hole? 1279 01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:15,897 You need to shave. 1280 01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:19,101 I expect respect Next time, gentlemen. 1281 01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:24,740 Oh shit. 1282 01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:29,511 Fuck you, I'll save the whole world alone. 1283 01:02:29,513 --> 01:02:31,179 Come on, mother fucker, take it. 1284 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:35,317 - Just in case we all die, I want you both to know, 1285 01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:36,885 big fans 1286 01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:38,820 I'm fucking your love. 1287 01:02:38,822 --> 01:02:41,189 - Wait, who are these people? 1288 01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:42,824 - They are heroes. 1289 01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:46,528 - I'm sorry, what kind of hero? 1290 01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:49,765 - what's the matter 1291 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:52,534 - sorry about your friend 1292 01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:54,469 - Yes sorry lost and your belongings 1293 01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:55,771 Let's take a silence 1294 01:02:55,773 --> 01:02:57,372 for Beatrice's sacrifice 1295 01:02:57,374 --> 01:02:59,374 - This is Eliza! 1296 01:03:00,476 --> 01:03:01,476 - Alright, ready kill some zombies 1297 01:03:01,478 --> 01:03:02,811 - Yeah. 1298 01:03:04,347 --> 01:03:08,049 - I will miss you, damn stupid slut 1299 01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:12,487 You damn annoying annoying 1300 01:03:15,324 --> 01:03:17,125 Your God is very dirty 1301 01:03:47,857 --> 01:03:50,425 - I can't stop killing 1302 01:04:07,543 --> 01:04:10,145 - Look up there, on the hill. 1303 01:04:37,607 --> 01:04:40,275 - I'll take the girl 1304 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:43,445 No no No. 1305 01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:49,484 Grumbling. 1306 01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:51,186 Not my cucumber, no, no. 1307 01:05:14,606 --> 01:05:15,210 - Hey, why not? we just fucking shoot em? 1308 01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:19,080 - Go home. 1309 01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:20,348 - That's easy. 1310 01:05:29,025 --> 01:05:31,393 - Oh fuck, that's Randy couture. 1311 01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:33,595 - No, this is zombie couture. 1312 01:05:44,006 --> 01:05:45,340 - I have this 1313 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:55,483 - Incredible, we are here in 15 sold out areas 1314 01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:58,186 and this desert valley is electricity 1315 01:05:58,188 --> 01:05:59,955 - Team, will you stop dicking around, 1316 01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:00,956 we don't have time to-- 1317 01:06:00,958 --> 01:06:01,556 - shirt? 1318 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:02,424 I know. 1319 01:06:05,995 --> 01:06:07,595 - Kennedy team versus zombie Randy couture 1320 01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:09,631 is a lot of fights people want it 1321 01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:11,533 but never thought would really happen 1322 01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:14,402 - Someone has to wonder think how to be a zombie 1323 01:06:14,404 --> 01:06:16,204 will affect the former champion. 1324 01:06:16,206 --> 01:06:18,239 - And that's the question ask everyone, Mike 1325 01:06:18,241 --> 01:06:20,742 Randy couture is always there a very cerebral fighter 1326 01:06:20,744 --> 01:06:23,311 but with complete deficiencies functioning frontal lobes, 1327 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,013 how will this affect his style? 1328 01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:28,550 - I have an idea, let's do this 1329 01:06:28,552 --> 01:06:31,486 This fight is brought to you buy rescue North America, 1330 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:34,222 federal resources supply companies, 1331 01:06:34,224 --> 01:06:37,025 and xtreme couture gi foundation. 1332 01:06:37,027 --> 01:06:38,360 Now, here it is. 1333 01:06:43,066 --> 01:06:44,733 - Damn, I can't believe this determines 1334 01:06:44,735 --> 01:06:47,469 how the damn world ends! 1335 01:06:47,471 --> 01:06:51,072 It's really messed up, like it's really messed up. 1336 01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:00,248 - Kennedy seems really has worked 1337 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:01,683 In the stand-up game, Brian. 1338 01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:04,386 He looks very alive out there. 1339 01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:06,621 - I see what you are there, Mike. 1340 01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:08,056 - He was rocked, Brian. 1341 01:07:08,058 --> 01:07:11,092 Kennedy can lose here and live as we know 1342 01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:12,027 can end 1343 01:07:20,770 --> 01:07:23,671 - Hey, don't ever count a Greg Jackson trains combat. 1344 01:07:23,673 --> 01:07:26,341 The Kennedy team was born under another man. 1345 01:07:31,147 --> 01:07:32,714 - Hurry up, Tim, I'm hungry 1346 01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:34,115 I want snacks 1347 01:07:41,590 --> 01:07:44,225 - Fuck him, kill him. 1348 01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:47,395 Fuck, kill him, put it in! 1349 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:48,329 Yes. 1350 01:07:54,336 --> 01:07:55,837 - He has Kimura, Brian. 1351 01:07:57,174 --> 01:07:59,574 But, no is really a bad problem 1352 01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:01,109 because he's a zombie 1353 01:08:01,111 --> 01:08:04,345 - Must admire toughness of zombie couture 1354 01:08:04,347 --> 01:08:06,781 and you really have to hand This is to Tim Kennedy here. 1355 01:08:06,783 --> 01:08:10,085 He keeps Randy away. 1356 01:08:10,087 --> 01:08:11,586 - I release my arm too. 1357 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:13,354 Tear the others! 1358 01:08:13,356 --> 01:08:17,158 - Kennedy shoots and he lands below. 1359 01:08:20,363 --> 01:08:22,397 Oh Kennedy is locked in the back of the naked choke. 1360 01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:23,498 It's inside, Brian. 1361 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:25,266 - But hey, couture won't tap. 1362 01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:28,803 Whoa, it's like the whole. 1363 01:08:28,805 --> 01:08:30,839 Big head moves by Kennedy 1364 01:08:30,841 --> 01:08:33,274 Team to win the fight and save our donkey. 1365 01:08:42,351 --> 01:08:44,119 - Fuck yeah, fuck yeah! 1366 01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:46,888 Fucking damages its credit score. 1367 01:08:54,430 --> 01:08:56,331 - That's bad nonsense, Tim. 1368 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:59,400 Wait, why do we do it? leaving our weapons back there? 1369 01:08:59,402 --> 01:09:01,569 - How else will we have the last epic battle? 1370 01:09:01,571 --> 01:09:03,705 - Wait, epic battle? 1371 01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:06,841 I am very bored with you guys destroy your penis together 1372 01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:07,442 Fuck this 1373 01:09:14,151 --> 01:09:15,583 - Right when you think night can't 1374 01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:19,654 get more intense, This is Danny Trejo's zombie. 1375 01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:21,523 - Who saw this coming? 1376 01:09:30,232 --> 01:09:31,199 - That's all I am 1377 01:09:31,201 --> 01:09:33,468 - Step over my body. 1378 01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:35,503 - You know, Mike, Danny trejo is San Quentin 1379 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,238 boxing champion for five years 1380 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,773 in two different weight classes. 1381 01:09:38,775 --> 01:09:41,709 However, we have to wonder What a greedy appetite 1382 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:43,545 for human flesh and disability 1383 01:09:43,547 --> 01:09:45,914 Pain will be felt for his expertise. 1384 01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:48,883 - Looks like once again we will find out 1385 01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:50,385 - I understand! 1386 01:09:50,387 --> 01:09:52,187 - Tom is making a classic Error here, Mike, 1387 01:09:52,189 --> 01:09:54,822 because he actually doesn't know that he is doing it 1388 01:09:54,824 --> 01:09:57,358 Danny Trejo is a certified bad donkey 1389 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:58,960 who now has supernatural powers. 1390 01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:00,628 - he is a little fuck, not him 1391 01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:03,431 - good initiative, bad judgment 1392 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,769 - who is mother damn hero now 1393 01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:09,637 - Man, jumping useless doesn't mean bad luck. 1394 01:10:10,507 --> 01:10:11,706 Mother fucks 1395 01:10:12,775 --> 01:10:13,908 - He's hurt, Brian. 1396 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,577 - Now put the cat tourniquet about this 1397 01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:21,216 Come on, hurry up. 1398 01:10:22,518 --> 01:10:24,919 - I try, stop spraying. 1399 01:10:27,289 --> 01:10:28,790 - I understand. 1400 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:31,960 - Mike, it looks like like them will 1401 01:10:31,962 --> 01:10:33,528 Go with the team approach now. 1402 01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:35,697 In the military, we call this an envelopment, 1403 01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:37,632 where you surround enemy and force him 1404 01:10:37,634 --> 01:10:39,467 to fight you several directions 1405 01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:46,641 Or, they will just go go him one by one 1406 01:10:46,643 --> 01:10:47,842 Like a fool. 1407 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,510 - Straight shot wedding overcome, 1408 01:10:49,512 --> 01:10:51,279 Brian, everything is over. 1409 01:10:51,281 --> 01:10:53,348 - And then he appears his favorite sex doll 1410 01:10:53,350 --> 01:10:55,984 Trejo stays cool like ice. 1411 01:10:55,986 --> 01:10:57,652 - Be careful, friend. 1412 01:10:57,654 --> 01:11:00,655 - I'm big like fuck bro, he can't hurt me. 1413 01:11:07,296 --> 01:11:08,596 - Wow, Mike, he just chopped him 1414 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,465 like a wet pine tree. 1415 01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:12,367 Am I or do you think? does he have a better chin? 1416 01:11:12,369 --> 01:11:14,836 - Well, I think he will do it have a better chin. 1417 01:11:14,838 --> 01:11:17,805 We are up to two and he mocks them 1418 01:11:17,807 --> 01:11:20,842 Trejo is really a zombie next level 1419 01:11:20,844 --> 01:11:20,842 - Yeah, I hate saying it, 1420 01:11:20,844 --> 01:11:23,845 because that might mean the end of the world, 1421 01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:26,581 But he's just different zombie level now. 1422 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,916 - Eeeny, meany, meenie, moe! 1423 01:11:31,687 --> 01:11:33,054 - Like zombie Trejo identified 1424 01:11:33,056 --> 01:11:34,589 Next victim, Mike. 1425 01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:38,793 - Wow, that's just bad 1426 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:40,595 - He's the air force, Mike. 1427 01:11:40,597 --> 01:11:42,030 - And we go to one. 1428 01:11:42,032 --> 01:11:44,432 Looks like Nick is hurjo trejo 1429 01:11:44,434 --> 01:11:47,435 Well that works good for, tom. 1430 01:11:47,437 --> 01:11:50,004 He tees off, he won't remember this 1431 01:11:50,006 --> 01:11:52,073 - Like a goat in a isis Convention, Mike, 1432 01:11:52,075 --> 01:11:53,341 he messed up 1433 01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:55,710 - What do we do? 1434 01:11:55,712 --> 01:11:57,078 - We have to go to a place of observation. 1435 01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:10,091 - This is the fatal bite. 1436 01:12:10,093 --> 01:12:11,959 Saved by Kennedy. 1437 01:12:11,961 --> 01:12:13,361 I'm worried here, Mike. 1438 01:12:13,363 --> 01:12:15,029 The team is still exhausted from zombie couture 1439 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:17,031 - Now, let's count Kennedy yet. 1440 01:12:17,033 --> 01:12:19,434 As a special forces operator, 1441 01:12:19,436 --> 01:12:21,803 he is worse This spot then. 1442 01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:23,671 - I'm pretty sure is not true. 1443 01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:24,872 - trejo! 1444 01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:25,907 - Now what is only one minute. 1445 01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:25,907 - Mat still lights up 1446 01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:28,476 - This person is rather growing up on me, Brian. 1447 01:12:28,478 --> 01:12:30,378 - Like e coli on pig carcasses, Mike. 1448 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,495 - Thank you friend. 1449 01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:49,630 - I owe you for before 1450 01:12:50,799 --> 01:12:52,667 This is a chaotic day. 1451 01:12:53,802 --> 01:12:57,038 - I love him in a machete. 1452 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,140 - Six blue leaders, This is a 3-1 striker. 1453 01:12:59,142 --> 01:13:00,908 Give me a few cans of nam in the rest. 1454 01:13:00,910 --> 01:13:03,678 Take me out, Sandy, I will do it for you 1455 01:13:40,883 --> 01:13:41,949 - We succeed. 1456 01:13:42,851 --> 01:13:44,485 We save America. 1457 01:13:45,521 --> 01:13:47,955 - America must be beautiful, right? 1458 01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:49,490 - How beautiful? 1459 01:14:37,639 --> 01:14:39,106 - I want to see everyone one of you mother is a mother 1460 01:14:39,108 --> 01:14:41,509 in the hall, right now! 1461 01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:45,079 - Morning, colonel 1462 01:14:45,081 --> 01:14:47,915 - Easy, bastard. 1463 01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,550 I don't believe you did it. 1464 01:14:49,552 --> 01:14:51,586 - I don't believe You doubt the team. 1465 01:14:51,588 --> 01:14:53,521 - That too. 1466 01:14:53,523 --> 01:14:55,590 The president will come at 9:00 a.m. 1467 01:14:55,592 --> 01:14:56,958 to overcome the nation. 1468 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:58,693 He wants you to be front and center with him on stage 1469 01:14:58,695 --> 01:15:00,695 when he made his speech. 1470 01:15:00,697 --> 01:15:02,063 You are a hero 1471 01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:04,065 - Sorry sir, but I don't take the podium without a team 1472 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:05,099 We do this together. 1473 01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:07,101 - Without strings attached, I like that. 1474 01:15:07,103 --> 01:15:09,270 You and all of you the team can be on stage 1475 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:11,072 for big moments 1476 01:15:11,074 --> 01:15:12,807 You do your best things for your country 1477 01:15:13,942 --> 01:15:16,210 Only you are right all must be there 1478 01:15:16,212 --> 01:15:18,012 - thank you colonel 1479 01:15:18,014 --> 01:15:18,880 - No thanks. 1480 01:15:18,882 --> 01:15:20,281 You finally live for your potential, mat. 1481 01:15:20,283 --> 01:15:23,050 1482 01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:25,052 And I'm wrong about you. 1483 01:15:25,054 --> 01:15:26,087 You have several hours 1484 01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:28,556 to enter and get something to eat 1485 01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:30,858 and if you want to be on stage, 1486 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,760 I suggest you find out how to get the doll 1487 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:34,228 your chicken, kid 1488 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:38,165 - Sir, one more thing. 1489 01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:40,701 Do you decide not Shave this morning or? 1490 01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,637 - This is the end of the world, fuck you - I'm sure scientists have something 1491 01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:45,106 to take your doll from your pen, man. 1492 01:15:45,108 --> 01:15:48,876 - What if I don't want it? 1493 01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:51,646 - What? What do you mean? 1494 01:15:51,648 --> 01:15:53,781 - There is no glue 1495 01:15:54,783 --> 01:15:56,317 1496 01:15:59,121 --> 01:16:00,888 This is only velcro. 1497 01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:05,793 Tanisha, she is more than a rubber fuck doll for me 1498 01:16:05,795 --> 01:16:06,894 He is therapy. 1499 01:16:07,864 --> 01:16:10,598 He's my security blanket. 1500 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:11,899 My best friend 1501 01:16:13,168 --> 01:16:14,268 He is the only person I know 1502 01:16:14,270 --> 01:16:16,671 that I really can open myself. 1503 01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:18,906 I mean really open to. 1504 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:22,176 He doesn't judge me , he just listens. 1505 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,179 - I don't know humans 1506 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:27,815 - Everyone thinks I go to Wal-Mart 1507 01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:29,250 to get some kind of from epoxy remover 1508 01:16:29,252 --> 01:16:31,352 to release it from my Johnson 1509 01:16:32,788 --> 01:16:37,325 But actually, I just want to ask her out on a date. 1510 01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:43,998 I love you, brother 1511 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,600 - Your love is also human 1512 01:16:45,602 --> 01:16:49,804 but I will need you get your dick from me 1513 01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:55,643 - Alright, let me get a a little fresh air exposed 1514 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,178 for that for a moment. 1515 01:16:58,013 --> 01:16:59,647 - Why don't you take a partner? 1516 01:16:59,649 --> 01:17:02,316 and go back together, right? 1517 01:17:02,318 --> 01:17:03,384 Thank you, bro. 1518 01:17:07,789 --> 01:17:09,657 - I have to be mentally, bro 1519 01:17:09,659 --> 01:17:12,259 - President active the way here right now 1520 01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:13,961 - Yeah, but I have some things I got 1521 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,129 to care for bro. 1522 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:17,798 - Shit bigger than President? 1523 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,733 - Yeah. 1524 01:17:20,736 --> 01:17:21,836 Sorry, bro. 1525 01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:22,770 Must go. 1526 01:17:24,339 --> 01:17:25,740 - are you hungry? 1527 01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:26,674 - Yes, man. 1528 01:17:26,676 --> 01:17:28,275 Let's find food. 1529 01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:29,777 What do you want? 1530 01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:31,212 - Yeah, we will be - Good. 1531 01:17:31,214 --> 01:17:32,146 - crazy for a few days, huh? 1532 01:17:33,415 --> 01:17:35,249 - Yeah, I'm tired 1533 01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:36,717 - So, I'm thinking, 1534 01:17:36,719 --> 01:17:38,853 Maybe after this thing blows, 1535 01:17:38,855 --> 01:17:41,022 You and I can like go or something 1536 01:17:41,024 --> 01:17:43,724 - Yeah, damn it 1537 01:17:43,726 --> 01:17:44,725 Let's do it... 1538 01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:45,393 You destroy me. 1539 01:17:45,395 --> 01:17:47,228 Let's do it. 1540 01:17:47,230 --> 01:17:48,262 Let's go to Jamaican sandals. 1541 01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:50,164 We just lie in bed and order room service 1542 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,134 for fuel to make love each other out 1543 01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:56,804 1544 01:17:56,806 --> 01:18:00,374 all day throughout the night, is that what you want? 1545 01:18:02,111 --> 01:18:03,044 Yes. 1546 01:18:05,881 --> 01:18:09,250 I will tell you what, you lose a little weight, 1547 01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:12,853 Let yourself go down to a cool place, 1548 01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:15,122 I will make it happen. 1549 01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:16,123 Dealing? 1550 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:18,159 - Oh yeah, agreement 1551 01:18:18,161 --> 01:18:19,093 - good 1552 01:18:19,995 --> 01:18:21,362 Do you want food? 1553 01:18:21,364 --> 01:18:25,032 There are truck loads freedom of fudge outside 1554 01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:28,169 - Well, I shouldn't. 1555 01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:31,205 Technically I haven't slept so it's still my cheat day. 1556 01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:33,207 - Yes of course, of course. 1557 01:18:35,143 --> 01:18:36,811 - In a few moments, President 1558 01:18:36,813 --> 01:18:39,780 will talk about life military detention 1559 01:19:18,782 --> 01:18:42,049 mysterious viruses that have been disturbed 1560 01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:44,752 United States and neighboring countries 1561 01:18:44,754 --> 01:18:48,355 in the north and south of America for the past three days 1562 01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:51,425 It is believed that one of them is responsible 1563 01:18:51,427 --> 01:18:52,960 to save good people. 1564 01:18:58,834 --> 01:19:03,404 - my colleague is American, like You are all very aware, 1565 01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:06,207 these past few days Airplane crashes 1566 01:19:06,209 --> 01:19:10,211 carrying an unknown virus, has been filled with sadness, 1567 01:19:10,213 --> 01:19:12,747 heartache, and despair. 1568 01:19:14,282 --> 01:19:18,452 We lost nearly half of us population in the outbreak 1569 01:19:18,454 --> 01:19:19,754 and that is a loss... 1570 01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:21,455 - Damn, Marcus did you succeed? 1571 01:19:21,457 --> 01:19:22,857 - Damn right 1572 01:19:22,859 --> 01:19:26,827 I'm Marcus luttrell, damn life forever 1573 01:19:26,829 --> 01:19:31,198 - Can't you just leave the seal? we have one damn movie? 1574 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,800 - Absolutely not. 1575 01:19:34,469 --> 01:19:37,404 - I hate to single out individuals 1576 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:41,275 but there is one man who has courage, 1577 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:43,477 who is the action, who tenacity stands tall 1578 01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:46,280 and shoulders above the others. 1579 01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:49,850 This is someone who really understands the concept 1580 01:19:49,852 --> 01:19:52,286 country before yourself 1581 01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:53,454 - This is fucking you human 1582 01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:54,421 - this is our damn thing 1583 01:19:54,423 --> 01:19:56,357 - He saves our way of life, 1584 01:19:56,359 --> 01:19:58,392 he saved America 1585 01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:00,928 Ladies and gentlemen, 1586 01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:02,830 main gene sergeant vandenham. 1587 01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:11,972 - I want you to know, you Still the best 2 in my eyes. 1588 01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:15,109 I am proud of your man can be one day 1589 01:20:19,115 --> 01:20:22,850 - You know when I saw the video gene 1590 01:20:22,852 --> 01:20:24,819 taken from one of our space satellites, 1591 01:20:24,821 --> 01:20:28,155 I only know that we will do it must give him another 1592 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:29,023 Medal of Honor. 1593 01:20:29,025 --> 01:20:30,357 Well, genes. 1594 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:39,300 What awesome images, in in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, 1595 01:20:39,302 --> 01:20:42,303 genes get this amazing video 1596 01:20:42,305 --> 01:20:46,507 He takes the crew and the camera and shoots it himself. 1597 01:20:50,213 --> 01:20:51,979 - Also, there are a promotional videos 1598 01:20:51,981 --> 01:20:53,514 it will come out from me killing zombies, 1599 01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:56,016 around 13 days it will be $ 69.99, 1600 01:20:56,018 --> 01:20:58,586 That's eight easy installments. 1601 01:21:00,021 --> 01:21:01,021 - Many people wonder what they want 1602 01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:03,557 do if the world is over 1603 01:21:03,559 --> 01:21:06,026 Our story may not be normal 1604 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:09,096 but I learned some important life lessons Abs Kennedy Team is to die for 1605 01:21:09,098 --> 01:21:11,465 That too for you , the audience. 1606 01:21:11,467 --> 01:21:14,435 Also, jt will never lie 1607 01:21:14,437 --> 01:21:16,971 and killing zombies is actually quite easy. 1608 01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:21,475 Thank you for the global war on terror. 1609 01:21:21,477 --> 01:21:23,477 And most importantly, love is the most powerful emotion 1610 01:21:23,479 --> 01:21:27,882 1611 01:21:29,184 --> 01:21:32,987 and Rocco, well he found love in a place without hope 1612 01:29:00,768 --> 01:29:01,601 - God damn, mat. 1613 01:29:01,603 --> 01:29:02,936 Wake up 1614 01:29:02,938 --> 01:29:06,406 Your phone rings all bad morning 1615 01:29:08,710 --> 01:29:09,643 - What? 1616 01:29:11,112 --> 01:29:12,045 Oh my God. 1617 01:29:14,382 --> 01:29:15,916 - What is that? 1618 01:29:15,918 --> 01:29:18,685 - You will think save the damn world 1619 01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:19,886 will let you save your work 1620 01:29:19,888 --> 01:29:21,655 but I was fired again. 1621 01:29:21,657 --> 01:29:21,655 - If you want, I can always get your job 1622 01:29:21,657 --> 01:29:24,891 as a janitor at all my college girl works in 1623 01:29:24,893 --> 01:29:27,060 - Why aren't we? think about that before 1624 01:29:27,062 --> 01:29:28,128 - Let's just say it's finished. 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