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(Country music playing)

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♪ I know that you've heard

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♪ This old song sung before

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♪ But you ain't heard it while
you was walking out the door ♪

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♪ It's good-bye, baby

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♪ Honey, your time has come

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♪ Turn the tables now
and you're the one on the bum ♪

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♪ It's la, la, la

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♪ I'm singing la, la, la

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♪ I'm so happy,
got me singing la, la, la... ♪

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Man: Need to get the Santa out of here.

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Man #2:
Why come?

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Number one, it's spring.
It's not winter.

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- Spring.
- So?

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Secondly,

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you don't even work here.

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When are you gonna stop
putting all your shit all around

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all over the place?

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- Third...
- Mm-hmm.

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...Santa Claus ain't even
of African descent.

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Oh, yeah, that's it there.

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I was waiting for that.

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You do realize Santa Claus
ain't even a real person.

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You can make him
whatever color you want to.

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No. Charlie Brown ain't real.

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Charlie Brown real?

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Well, hell, no.

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Well, you ain't gonna draw a picture

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of a little black kid,
round head,

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curly-squiggly hair

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and call him a "Peanuts" comic.

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Well, you could if you wanted to.

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Well, you could physically,
but you can't.

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Yes, you could.

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(Sighs)

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All right, fine.
You could.

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But you gotta get rid of the damn Santa.

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And I got news for you, too.

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If some black man came down my
chimney wearing a red jogging suit,

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I'd blow a hole right through his red hat.

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- (Bangs)
- How's that...

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(doorbell chimes)

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What?

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Oh, no, no.
No, no, man.

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I just need a loan on my shotgun.

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Well... honest.

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(Stuttering)
What... what's wrong with you kids?

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Coming into a man place of business
pointing a shotgun at people.

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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to cause no fuss.

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You know the pawn shop business
is a dangerous game.

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Man: Damn right.

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My brother, he move out West,
opened a pawn shop.

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- Found him in the basement, dead.
- I remember that.

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Oh, yeah?
What happened to him?

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I'd rather not talk about it.

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You're lucky...

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I didn't blow a hole through your head.

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Well, how was you gonna do that
with your hands up in the air?

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Shut up.

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Give me the gun.

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Well, I'll give you 20.

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Oh, come on, now.
Come on.

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50.

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No.

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- 40.
- No.

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- 30?
- Nope.

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25.

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- No.
- Come on, man. Shit.

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Well, all right.

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(Birds chirping)

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(cell phone ringing)

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Hey.

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(Sniffs) Whoo!

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Hey, man, is Vern there yet?

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No, he late.

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Hey, where you at, man?

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Don't worry,
I'll be there in a minute.

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You just keep his ass there, huh?

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'Cause I've been up for three
days since we smoked that shit

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and I'm beginning to hallucinate, man.

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(Sniffs)
Ah! God!

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On my way here,

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when I was driving in,
I saw the King, man.

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I swear I saw Elvis
walking through town square.

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I can't be robbing no people when
I'm fucked up like this, man.

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Hey.

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Quit being a pussy.
I'll be there in a minute, all right?

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You just keep Vernon there
'cause I'm gonna fuck his ass up.

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Shit!

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Jesus Christ, man.
Thank God, man.

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Where the hell have you been?

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Oh, I had to pawn my shotgun
to get gas money.

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Man, how the hell we gonna
rob Stanley without a shotgun?

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- Well, how was I supposed to get here?
- You stupid fuck!

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How was I supposed
to get here without gas?

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I would've come
and picked you up, dumbass.

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Listen, don't you think this whole
robbing Stanley thing is stupid anyway?

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And why the fuck we gotta meet
out in this field?

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You are so fucking stupid, man.

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'Cause it's top secret shit,
that's why!

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So fields is the place
for top secret meetings, huh?

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Why are you so damn worried
about the gun anyhow?

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There's three of us and only one of him.

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We just go in there,
we beat him down,

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we take the meth,
we get out of there.

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- It's easy.
- You're so stupid, man.

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- What?
- The guy is a fucking geeked-out,

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hillbilly, drug-cooking,
dumb shit.

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You don't think he has
a fucking arsenal of weapons

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laying around his fucking house?

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You don't think he ain't got his head
out the window every five minutes

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peeking 'round to see
what the fuck's going on?

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You know this shit
fucking makes you paranoid, man.

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Speaking of dope, man,
you got any on you?

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Hell, no.

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That dickhead at the pawn shop
only gave me 20 on the gun.

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So I only got enough for gas...

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What the fuck, man?!

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Raw Dog: Shit!

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(Groaning)

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What the fuck, man?

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That son of a bitch stole $80
out of my sock drawer.

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- No, he didn't.
- Bullshit!

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Randy, he didn't fucking take shit.

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- Vern didn't steal anything, man.
- How the fuck do you know?

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Because he just pawned
the goddamn shotgun

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so he could put some fucking gas
in his car, man.

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And he didn't have no meth, either.

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So clearly,
he ain't got no extra cash.

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Huh.

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Well, shit.

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Wait,

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he pawned the shotgun?

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How the fuck are we supposed
to rob Stanley?

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I don't know, Randy.

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Fuck, man, why you gotta go
and run Vernon over?

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(Gurgling)

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I mean, shit, what makes you
think he stole it in the first place?

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Lamar told me he took it.

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- Oh, Lamar did.
- Mm-hmm.

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You mean the crackhead?

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You mean that lying,
fucking cheating thief?

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That Lamar?

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You stupid fuck!
He gets his hair cut at Cook's!

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- He said he seen Vernon take it.
- That don't mean shit, man!

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I mean, Jesus Christ!
You fucking...

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you ran fucking Vernon's ass over, man.

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You could've fucking asked him first.

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- (Flies buzzing)
- What the fuck?

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Instead you trust some dude's word

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with the name of fucking "stinky nuts."

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Made sense at the time, all
right?

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Man, we gotta do something.

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We gotta take him
to a hospital or something.

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This gurgling shit,
this ain't normal, man.

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I ain't taking his ass nowhere
and getting locked up.

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- Well, we can't just leave him here.
- Move.

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(Groans)

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See? He's fine.

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Let's go get my money from Lamar.

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Good afternoon.
I'm Connie Swanson.

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And I'm here with a man
who helps save lives by day

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and is the King by night.

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- Hi.
- Meet Ricky Baldoski.

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He's a volunteer emergency
medical service technician by day

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and, as you can probably guess,

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does Elvis tribute shows by night.

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- That's right. I'm Ricky Baldoski.
- Yes.

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Tell us who some of your
big influences are, Ricky.

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Well, definitely.

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The King, um, King,
and the King.

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- KKK all the way.
- You can catch Ricky...

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- Wait, no...
- ...this weekend

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performing his tribute
performance to the King.

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I'd like to just say one word:
God bless America!

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...Irwin County Fair.

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- (Car doors close)
- Back to you, Michael.

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Randy: Lamar!

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You lying bastard.

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Vern didn't steal my money,
you did.

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No, I didn't.

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Bullshit.

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I know it was you 'cause it
sure as hell wasn't Vernon

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and you're the one who lied.

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Oh.
Oh, man.

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I guess it was me, man.

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What the...

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I fucking knew it.

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You give me my money,
you lying piece of shit.

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- I don't have it.
- What?

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Where is it? Where is it?

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It's in the air, man.
I smoked it up.

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$80 since this morning?
What the fuck?!

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We gonna kick your ass, Lamar.

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We gonna fuck you up good.

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'Cause of you,
old Vern got killed.

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And that shit ain't cool, man.

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There's getting high

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and there's getting a brother
fucking ran over!

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God damn it, bro!
Kick his ass!

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I oughta kick your fucking ass, Lamar.

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Randy, don't, man.

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You got a gun, huh?

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- Huh?
- No.

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- We need a gun.
- Hey, hey, we could ask Don.

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Don will have a gun.

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Yeah.

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We gonna go get the gun and we
gonna come back and shoot you.

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- Right?
- Don't you steal shit while I'm gone.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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Is that my Styx CD in your pants?

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- Huh?
- God damn it. Yeah.

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Fuck, Lamar!

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Put it back, Lamar.

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- I ain't fucking around.
- Sorry, man, it was right here.

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I was warming it.

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It's your fucking ass now.

219
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You're fucking dead, Lamar.

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- Kick his fucking ass, Randy.
- (Exhales)

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What the fuck?

222
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What, you ain't gonna kick
his fucking ass?

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Randy: Shut the fuck up.

224
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We gonna come back
and kick your fucking ass!

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Oh, shit!
Fuck, man!

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- (Yelling)
- You guys are fuckin' mean, man.

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(Engine revs)

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Yeah, so we just wanna borrow
your gun for a couple of hours

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and we'll bring it right back.

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Get the fuck outta here.

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What the fuck, man?

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(Tires screeching)

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I can't believe that fuck-mouth
slammed the door in my face.

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I should've kicked his ass.
That's what I should've fucking done.

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- Yep.
- Dumb motherfucker.

236
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Hey...

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didn't we borrow his lawn mower one time

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and then we sold it

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instead of taking it back to him?

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I want that machine back tomorrow,
you understand?

241
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Yeah, yeah, you got it.
You got it.

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Thanks, Mr. Don.

243
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Huh.

244
00:13:17,059 --> 00:13:18,359
Oh.

245
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- No wonder he's so fucking pissed.
- Yeah.

246
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Hey, man,
I've gotta ask you something.

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Yeah?
What is it?

248
00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:32,561
Look, don't be giving me no bullshit about

249
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how you can't believe I don't
know and stuff, though, okay?

250
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Fine. What is it?

251
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I'm serious, man.
You can't be calling me dumbass.

252
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For fuck's sakes, all right.

253
00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:45,161
Okay, we've been
in the Aryan Confederacy now

254
00:13:45,163 --> 00:13:46,195
for about a year, right?

255
00:13:46,197 --> 00:13:47,762
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
- Okay.

256
00:13:47,764 --> 00:13:51,493
There's one thing I don't understand.

257
00:13:51,495 --> 00:13:54,060
Would you just spit it out, Raw
Dog?

258
00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:55,360
Man, you're freaking me out.

259
00:13:55,362 --> 00:13:57,060
- Fuck.
- Okay. Okay.

260
00:13:58,396 --> 00:14:00,762
I understand

261
00:14:00,764 --> 00:14:03,227
why we're supposed to hate niggers, okay.

262
00:14:03,229 --> 00:14:05,396
- Yeah.
- They look different,

263
00:14:05,398 --> 00:14:07,296
they walk different,
they talk different.

264
00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:09,029
I get it, okay.

265
00:14:10,397 --> 00:14:12,397
But Jews, man,

266
00:14:12,399 --> 00:14:14,497
why are supposed to hate the Jews?

267
00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:20,298
I just found out Jerry Springer was a Jew.

268
00:14:21,299 --> 00:14:23,431
Jerry fucking Springer, man.

269
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,531
If I seen him in the street,

270
00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,632
I would kiss his ass

271
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,263
and ask him for an autograph.

272
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:34,233
I got three Adam Sandler DVDs at home

273
00:14:34,235 --> 00:14:36,299
and I just found out he's a Jew, too.

274
00:14:39,468 --> 00:14:42,730
If I was in a building
and 10 Jews sit down next to me,

275
00:14:42,732 --> 00:14:44,964
I wouldn't even know it.

276
00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:46,766
So what's the difference?

277
00:14:46,768 --> 00:14:48,898
They got money?
Well, money ain't so bad.

278
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,833
Shit, I wish I had some money.

279
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,568
They got big noses.

280
00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,699
At least they're supposed to.

281
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,399
Damn Teddy's got a nose that's bigger

282
00:14:57,401 --> 00:14:59,566
than this whole damn truck
and he ain't Jewish.

283
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:01,733
So, what, are we supposed
to hate him?

284
00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,468
For crying out loud.

285
00:15:06,435 --> 00:15:09,034
Jesus is a Jew, man.

286
00:15:09,036 --> 00:15:10,768
I mean, we're talking Jesus.

287
00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,901
We go to church every Sunday

288
00:15:12,903 --> 00:15:16,834
and we pray to the King of the Jews, man.

289
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,602
Well?

290
00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:21,969
(Tires screech)

291
00:15:26,004 --> 00:15:27,937
Now you listen

292
00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:30,104
and you listen good.

293
00:15:30,106 --> 00:15:32,204
If you repeat this,
so help me God,

294
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:34,437
I will run your ass over, too.

295
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,402
(Engine revs)

296
00:15:44,271 --> 00:15:46,773
I don't know, either, man,
all right?

297
00:15:46,775 --> 00:15:48,839
I don't know, either.

298
00:15:51,303 --> 00:15:53,304
I mean, hell,
I don't even hate black people.

299
00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:57,472
Tyrone and Bert
are some of my best buddies.

300
00:15:57,474 --> 00:16:00,172
- You know them, right?
- Yeah, man. They're cool, too.

301
00:16:00,174 --> 00:16:02,437
Yeah.

302
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:06,405
I mean, do you know
how awkward it is

303
00:16:06,407 --> 00:16:07,972
when I got to leave the card game early

304
00:16:07,974 --> 00:16:10,172
to go to my white supremacist meeting?

305
00:16:10,174 --> 00:16:11,804
I mean, they seem
to understand,

306
00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,940
but, hell, it's just...

307
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:18,139
The only reason I started going
in the first place

308
00:16:18,141 --> 00:16:21,207
is 'cause Greg's wife puts
out that little buffet table

309
00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:23,273
with them meatballs
and them little smoky wieners.

310
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:26,476
- Yeah, them are good, too.
- Hell, yeah, they're good. Fuck.

311
00:16:26,478 --> 00:16:29,340
Next thing I know,
I'm going to every meeting,

312
00:16:29,342 --> 00:16:30,775
you know.

313
00:16:30,777 --> 00:16:33,542
Full-blown member.
Got the tats and everything.

314
00:16:41,077 --> 00:16:43,341
So we're pretty much
on the same page, then.

315
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:48,177
Sounds like it.

316
00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:50,944
We ain't even really white
supremacists at all, are we?

317
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,142
Guess not.

318
00:16:58,076 --> 00:17:00,809
Should we still be going
to them meetings, Randy?

319
00:17:06,214 --> 00:17:08,413
Them little smoky wieners sure are good.

320
00:17:09,412 --> 00:17:11,344
- Yeah, they're pretty good, all right.
- Yeah.

321
00:17:11,346 --> 00:17:13,944
- (Laughing)
- They are good.

322
00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:15,211
- (Tires screech)
- Oh, shit!

323
00:17:15,213 --> 00:17:18,544
(Both yelling)

324
00:17:32,014 --> 00:17:33,981
What the fuck?!

325
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:39,179
- Oh!
- Shit!

326
00:17:39,181 --> 00:17:42,248
(Both screaming)

327
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,950
Hey.

328
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,584
Huh?

329
00:18:03,948 --> 00:18:06,381
What is that?
A bow?

330
00:18:06,383 --> 00:18:09,815
Yeah, it's a bow.
Let's get it.

331
00:18:10,784 --> 00:18:12,716
What are we gonna get that for?

332
00:18:13,985 --> 00:18:16,018
We gonna rob Stanley with it.

333
00:18:25,384 --> 00:18:27,218
(Laughs)

334
00:18:38,486 --> 00:18:40,553
(man groaning)

335
00:18:53,889 --> 00:18:55,622
(laughs)

336
00:18:55,624 --> 00:18:57,286
Randy: He's taking a...

337
00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:03,188
- Hey!
- Hey.

338
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:05,589
Oh, shit!
Come on, let's go.

339
00:19:06,557 --> 00:19:08,158
Come on, Raw Dog.

340
00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:11,186
Come on, man.

341
00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:14,121
Hey!

342
00:19:14,123 --> 00:19:16,955
Take a guy's bow like that?

343
00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:18,689
Fucking prick.

344
00:19:23,156 --> 00:19:25,055
Hey, see you later there,
cheese dick.

345
00:19:25,057 --> 00:19:26,589
(Whooping)

346
00:19:26,591 --> 00:19:29,256
Yeah, Raw Dog!
Yahoo!

347
00:19:42,292 --> 00:19:44,057
Shit.

348
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,991
That motherfucker.

349
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,159
(Engine turns off)

350
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,759
(bird screeches)

351
00:20:21,161 --> 00:20:22,726
You okay?

352
00:20:26,294 --> 00:20:28,029
I don't think so.

353
00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:39,094
(Zippo closes)

354
00:20:40,563 --> 00:20:42,630
What happened to you?

355
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:45,762
- (Flies buzzing)
- This bastard ran me over.

356
00:20:49,531 --> 00:20:51,897
Run over and left for dead, huh?

357
00:20:53,499 --> 00:20:55,132
Yeah.

358
00:20:55,134 --> 00:20:56,930
Take you to a hospital?

359
00:20:57,998 --> 00:21:00,064
I don't wanna go to the hospital.

360
00:21:00,066 --> 00:21:03,465
I wanna find those
backstabbing cocksuckers.

361
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,866
Revenge, huh?

362
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:09,334
That's a dangerous word.

363
00:21:10,599 --> 00:21:12,498
It's appropriate, though, I
guess.

364
00:21:15,634 --> 00:21:17,601
You don't look familiar.

365
00:21:19,869 --> 00:21:21,568
You from around here?

366
00:21:23,665 --> 00:21:25,665
Just passing through.

367
00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:29,867
You sure I can't take you to a hospital?

368
00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:33,135
No.

369
00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:35,835
I know where them fuckers is gonna be.

370
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,134
I plan on meeting them there.

371
00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:42,634
Only problem is I pawned my shotgun.

372
00:21:42,636 --> 00:21:44,567
I see.

373
00:21:52,403 --> 00:21:54,303
Give me a second.

374
00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:20,370
Now...

375
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,271
I can't take you there...

376
00:22:23,606 --> 00:22:25,705
but I can offer you this.

377
00:22:27,641 --> 00:22:31,404
- You'd give me your gun?
- I ain't giving you my gun.

378
00:22:32,738 --> 00:22:36,371
I'm offering you salvation.

379
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,907
(Car door opens, closes)

380
00:22:55,143 --> 00:22:56,709
(engine revs)

381
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,909
(distant chatter and music playing)

382
00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:15,277
What the fuck happened
to you back there, huh?

383
00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:17,011
Froze up like a retard.

384
00:23:17,013 --> 00:23:19,245
I can't have you doing that shit in there.

385
00:23:21,179 --> 00:23:22,943
I seen something.

386
00:23:25,910 --> 00:23:28,110
What?

387
00:23:28,112 --> 00:23:30,145
I'd rather not say.

388
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:35,013
Remember when
we was talking on the phone,

389
00:23:35,015 --> 00:23:36,213
I told you I'd been up for three days

390
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,677
and I started seeing some weird shit?

391
00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:39,743
Just tell me what you seen.

392
00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:48,346
An army of naked zombie women.

393
00:23:50,748 --> 00:23:53,845
An army of naked zombie women?

394
00:23:54,814 --> 00:23:58,679
Dear God,
are you fucking losing it?

395
00:23:58,681 --> 00:24:00,146
First Elvis, now this?

396
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,647
What the... man,
pull your shit together, man.

397
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,248
- We got a job to do.
- I know, man.

398
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,513
That's what I'm saying.
Is this such a good fucking idea?

399
00:24:06,515 --> 00:24:09,682
Maybe we should just... like, we
should just rest for a couple days

400
00:24:09,684 --> 00:24:11,981
- and get ourselves a fucking gun.
- No.

401
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,848
A proper weapon and then we can
go do that shit then.

402
00:24:14,850 --> 00:24:16,982
No, we can't wait.

403
00:24:16,984 --> 00:24:20,015
The fair's right here.
It's making plenty of noise.

404
00:24:20,017 --> 00:24:22,848
All hell breaks loose,
ain't nobody gonna hear shit.

405
00:24:23,783 --> 00:24:26,182
Now come on,
break out them fucking masks.

406
00:24:26,184 --> 00:24:28,749
Come on.
Let's go.

407
00:24:31,183 --> 00:24:32,882
I got this one for you.

408
00:24:32,884 --> 00:24:35,716
Yeah, buddy.
Whoo-hoo.

409
00:24:41,219 --> 00:24:44,285
Holy shit!
What the fuck is that?

410
00:24:45,216 --> 00:24:47,248
- It's a fucking mask, man.
- Ricky: ♪ Amazing Grace...

411
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,683
It's a fucking clown mask.

412
00:24:50,850 --> 00:24:53,085
Well, we needed two fucking masks.

413
00:24:53,087 --> 00:24:55,253
And I found that there ski mask

414
00:24:55,255 --> 00:24:57,119
and then I found this here clown mask.

415
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,884
And for a minute I was thinking

416
00:24:58,886 --> 00:25:00,850
maybe I could should go
and get another ski mask.

417
00:25:00,852 --> 00:25:02,817
But then I was like,
"Why the fuck would I do that?"

418
00:25:02,819 --> 00:25:04,651
'Cause this mask
is gonna work perfectly fine.

419
00:25:04,653 --> 00:25:06,518
I ain't going in there with you
wearing a fucking clown mask.

420
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,119
Forget that.
Uh-uh.

421
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,219
Are you scared of clowns or some shit?

422
00:25:13,219 --> 00:25:15,020
No.

423
00:25:15,022 --> 00:25:16,653
- (Yells)
- (screams)

424
00:25:16,655 --> 00:25:18,154
Fuckin' stop it!

425
00:25:18,156 --> 00:25:20,254
Randy, I'm gonna come and
get you in your sleep, boy.

426
00:25:20,256 --> 00:25:23,788
I ain't fucking with you.
Stop it, you fucking bastard.

427
00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:25,453
- (Crying) Okay? Stop it.
- (Laughing)

428
00:25:25,455 --> 00:25:27,087
What the fuck are you laughing at?

429
00:25:27,089 --> 00:25:29,021
Youse fucking scared of clowns.

430
00:25:29,023 --> 00:25:31,422
(Laughing)

431
00:25:31,424 --> 00:25:34,222
I ain't scared of shit.

432
00:25:34,224 --> 00:25:36,790
Fuck it. Come on,
let's go do the goddamn thing.

433
00:25:36,792 --> 00:25:38,587
Fucking asshole.

434
00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:42,889
(Ricky continues singing in distance)

435
00:25:42,891 --> 00:25:44,724
Fuck you.

436
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:02,159
(Gun clicks)

437
00:26:08,324 --> 00:26:10,990
What the fuck is this bullshit here?

438
00:26:13,692 --> 00:26:15,192
Oh, fuck me.

439
00:26:15,194 --> 00:26:17,694
Hey, you put down that there gun

440
00:26:17,696 --> 00:26:20,225
or I'm gonna shoot you
with this fucking arrow.

441
00:26:20,227 --> 00:26:23,392
Fuck your arrow. I got a gun.
You put it down.

442
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:28,493
You put it down and give us
all that meth you got cooked up.

443
00:26:28,495 --> 00:26:30,160
Stanley: Randy?

444
00:26:30,162 --> 00:26:31,991
- Is that you?
- Uh...

445
00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:35,860
- No.
- Bullshit!

446
00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,860
That's Raw Dog right there.

447
00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:39,127
No, it ain't.

448
00:26:39,129 --> 00:26:41,394
Do I look like a fucking idiot to you?

449
00:26:41,396 --> 00:26:45,292
You buy my shit every fucking day.
I know what you sound like.

450
00:26:49,861 --> 00:26:53,630
Wearing a fucking clown mask
ain't gonna scare me none.

451
00:26:53,632 --> 00:26:55,631
My name's not Raw Dog!

452
00:26:57,364 --> 00:27:00,859
I oughta fucking shoot your ass
in the head.

453
00:27:00,861 --> 00:27:02,861
Shit, you best get that powder

454
00:27:02,863 --> 00:27:04,961
or Raw Dog's gonna
shoot your ass in the head.

455
00:27:04,963 --> 00:27:06,428
Aha!

456
00:27:08,030 --> 00:27:10,096
You just said my fucking name, Randy.

457
00:27:10,098 --> 00:27:12,194
You just said my fucking name!

458
00:27:12,196 --> 00:27:14,229
(Stanley laughing)

459
00:27:14,231 --> 00:27:17,530
Fucking dumbasses.

460
00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:19,863
Raw Dog: I told you
this was a stupid fucking idea.

461
00:27:19,865 --> 00:27:22,430
Man, my fucking arm's getting tired.

462
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,465
I can't fucking hold this shit any longer.

463
00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:26,830
The bow ain't got nothing to do with it.

464
00:27:26,832 --> 00:27:29,364
It ain't my fault that Stanley sits
next to his window all fucking day

465
00:27:29,366 --> 00:27:30,831
waiting for shit like this to happen.

466
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,831
Well, what the fuck
are we gonna do now, huh?

467
00:27:37,534 --> 00:27:39,798
Oh, fuck!

468
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,233
- Oh, what the fuck, man?
- (Stanley laughing)

469
00:27:44,868 --> 00:27:47,534
Fuck, Randy.
I didn't mean to fucking shoot you.

470
00:27:47,536 --> 00:27:49,467
(High-pitched)
Oh, what the fuck?

471
00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:52,066
- Fucking dumbass.
- Shut the fuck up, Stanley!

472
00:27:52,068 --> 00:27:53,299
Fuck, man.

473
00:27:53,301 --> 00:27:54,966
What the...

474
00:27:54,968 --> 00:27:56,535
Raw Dog:
Does it hurt?

475
00:27:56,537 --> 00:27:58,735
Fuck, yeah, it hurts, man!

476
00:27:58,737 --> 00:28:00,868
Stanley: I hope you two
don't do this for a living.

477
00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:01,968
- (Laughing)
- Ah!

478
00:28:01,970 --> 00:28:03,836
Do I pull it out?
Do I pull it out?

479
00:28:03,838 --> 00:28:06,399
- What do I do?
- No, I don't think so, man.

480
00:28:06,401 --> 00:28:08,399
- What am I gonna do?
- (Shotgun cocks)

481
00:28:08,401 --> 00:28:10,900
- What the fuck?
- You motherfuckers.

482
00:28:10,902 --> 00:28:13,736
- Vernon?
- Vernon, you in on this?

483
00:28:13,738 --> 00:28:15,770
Shut up.

484
00:28:15,772 --> 00:28:17,704
These assholes run me over

485
00:28:17,706 --> 00:28:20,035
and left me for dead
in the middle of nowhere.

486
00:28:20,037 --> 00:28:23,668
Asshole? Vernon, I wasn't the
motherfucker that ran you over.

487
00:28:23,670 --> 00:28:26,302
Fuck you, Raw Dog.
You left me there.

488
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:28,804
Randy: Hey, just calm
the fuck down, Vernon.

489
00:28:28,806 --> 00:28:32,669
Look, I got a fucking arrow in me, man.

490
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,603
(Yells)

491
00:28:34,605 --> 00:28:37,204
And what the hell are you doing
with my clown mask on?

492
00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:40,104
'Cause it was the only fucking
mask I could find, man.

493
00:28:40,106 --> 00:28:41,404
Easy now.

494
00:28:41,406 --> 00:28:43,005
Don't be pointing that shotgun in here.

495
00:28:43,007 --> 00:28:45,536
You know what's gonna happen
if you shoot that thing off.

496
00:28:45,538 --> 00:28:48,770
Yeah, you damn right I do.

497
00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,706
(Screaming)

498
00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:03,906
- Shit!
- Vernon: Die!

499
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,873
Oh, shit!

500
00:29:09,141 --> 00:29:11,808
You know, salvation comes
in many forms.

501
00:29:11,810 --> 00:29:13,137
- Ha!
- Fuck, man!

502
00:29:13,139 --> 00:29:15,138
Today, it rolled up in a 4x4.

503
00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:17,139
Vernon, you damn fuck!

504
00:29:22,576 --> 00:29:23,608
(Raw Dog screaming)

505
00:29:23,610 --> 00:29:25,042
Fuck!

506
00:29:25,044 --> 00:29:26,640
Shit, shit, shit!

507
00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:28,606
(Screaming)

508
00:29:28,608 --> 00:29:30,907
(groans)

509
00:29:30,909 --> 00:29:33,740
You methy douchebag. I'm...

510
00:29:33,742 --> 00:29:36,875
- Stanley: No!
- Step on this, bitch!

511
00:29:36,877 --> 00:29:38,444
Ah!

512
00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:47,943
Alton: Fine. If you wanna keep
the Santa out there,

513
00:29:47,945 --> 00:29:51,178
it'll be Christmas year-round
in Irwin, Georgia.

514
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:53,576
Johnson: You know you ain't
fooling nobody, right?

515
00:29:54,879 --> 00:29:58,045
It ain't got nothing to do
with it being spring time.

516
00:29:58,047 --> 00:30:01,112
You don't like it 'cause he's black.

517
00:30:02,046 --> 00:30:03,546
Why you calling me a racist?

518
00:30:03,548 --> 00:30:06,178
Well, you don't like black Santa Claus.

519
00:30:07,312 --> 00:30:08,843
And last week,

520
00:30:08,845 --> 00:30:11,045
you told me you don't like black porno.

521
00:30:11,047 --> 00:30:13,579
Now hang on a damn minute.

522
00:30:13,581 --> 00:30:15,481
Now that's got nothing to do with racism.

523
00:30:15,483 --> 00:30:16,948
I like black chicks in porno movies.

524
00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:19,215
I just don't like 'em with the
black guys in them, that's all.

525
00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:21,544
Why come?
They make you feel inadequate?

526
00:30:21,546 --> 00:30:23,012
No.

527
00:30:23,014 --> 00:30:25,446
It's because their dicks are so dark.

528
00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:27,079
They get to fucking,

529
00:30:27,081 --> 00:30:30,048
their dicks get wet,
they get glisteny and shit,

530
00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:33,813
and it's hard for my eyes to unfocus off it.

531
00:30:35,414 --> 00:30:36,880
Make me sick.

532
00:30:40,615 --> 00:30:43,248
Eh, well, I guess you got a
point.

533
00:30:46,881 --> 00:30:48,880
Hey, why come you selling that car?

534
00:30:48,882 --> 00:30:51,882
I told you.
I was up at a four-way stop,

535
00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:54,148
a big black 4x4 truck,

536
00:30:54,150 --> 00:30:56,817
black tinted windows
went out of turn, nearly hit me.

537
00:31:01,483 --> 00:31:03,050
- (Death metal music playing)
- Alton: Shit!

538
00:31:04,151 --> 00:31:05,718
Motherfucker.

539
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,316
- (Tires screech)
- Fuck you, shit for brains!

540
00:31:08,318 --> 00:31:10,451
Learn how to drive!

541
00:31:11,385 --> 00:31:12,451
Fuckin' creep.

542
00:31:16,518 --> 00:31:18,252
Christ!

543
00:31:25,288 --> 00:31:28,149
- Nut job.
- Johnson: Well, who was it?

544
00:31:28,151 --> 00:31:30,018
I don't know.

545
00:31:31,618 --> 00:31:32,917
Not from around here.

546
00:31:32,919 --> 00:31:34,551
Had West Virginia plates.

547
00:31:34,553 --> 00:31:37,487
Now every time I take the car out,
fucker appears out of nowhere,

548
00:31:37,489 --> 00:31:38,921
tries to run me down.

549
00:31:38,923 --> 00:31:41,985
Well, obviously, this boy
got himself a mental problem.

550
00:31:43,053 --> 00:31:46,819
Why come you gonna let this
one fool make you sell your car?

551
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:50,320
Look, he tried to kill me eight times.

552
00:31:50,322 --> 00:31:53,553
That piece-of-shit car
ain't worth dying over.

553
00:31:53,555 --> 00:31:55,287
I guess you got a point.

554
00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:58,154
(Doorbell chimes)

555
00:31:58,156 --> 00:31:59,722
Hi there.

556
00:32:00,823 --> 00:32:03,223
I'm Richard and this is Sandy.

557
00:32:03,225 --> 00:32:04,956
We just got married yesterday.

558
00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,987
- Congratulations.
- Ta-da.

559
00:32:06,989 --> 00:32:08,388
Yeah, look at that.

560
00:32:08,390 --> 00:32:11,723
(Exclaims) That's some rock.

561
00:32:11,725 --> 00:32:13,823
Listen, this is gonna sound totally nuts,

562
00:32:13,825 --> 00:32:17,691
but we're on our way to Orlando
for our honeymoon,

563
00:32:17,693 --> 00:32:20,189
and I stopped at an ATM machine

564
00:32:20,191 --> 00:32:22,222
and some son of a gun
hacked into my account

565
00:32:22,224 --> 00:32:24,123
and drained every last dime.

566
00:32:24,125 --> 00:32:26,758
Well, you look pretty chipper for
somebody that just got ripped off.

567
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,392
Well, I got news for you,

568
00:32:28,394 --> 00:32:31,693
there's absolutely nothing
that's gonna bring me down today

569
00:32:31,695 --> 00:32:34,089
because I just married

570
00:32:34,091 --> 00:32:38,691
the most beautiful woman in the world.

571
00:32:38,693 --> 00:32:41,291
(Woman giggling)

572
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,358
Mwah!

573
00:32:45,394 --> 00:32:47,791
We're gonna enjoy our honeymoon.

574
00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:52,492
And I'm confident that the bank is
gonna straighten everything out.

575
00:32:52,494 --> 00:32:54,726
But until then,

576
00:32:54,728 --> 00:32:57,094
we need a little cash for our trip.

577
00:32:57,096 --> 00:33:00,259
We're just gonna need a couple thousand
and we'll pick it up on the way back.

578
00:33:00,261 --> 00:33:02,593
Well, I ain't got that kind
of cash lying around.

579
00:33:02,595 --> 00:33:04,961
Folks don't come in here
with a $10,000 ring.

580
00:33:04,963 --> 00:33:06,693
Here.

581
00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:08,726
Sorry, hon.

582
00:33:09,728 --> 00:33:13,061
Here, here, take a look
at this baby right here.

583
00:33:13,063 --> 00:33:14,459
How much can you loan us on this?

584
00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:17,029
Just for a week or so
until the banks get back.

585
00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:22,129
I don't know.
Maybe four or five hundred.

586
00:33:22,131 --> 00:33:23,296
Are you kidding me?

587
00:33:23,298 --> 00:33:25,029
Four or five hundred.

588
00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:34,463
Alton: Can I help you
with something there?

589
00:33:34,465 --> 00:33:36,262
Let me see that ring.

590
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:43,029
Which one?
This one here?

591
00:33:43,031 --> 00:33:44,995
Yes.

592
00:33:44,997 --> 00:33:47,596
Honey, is something wrong?

593
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,834
(Sighs)

594
00:34:08,932 --> 00:34:11,199
Oh, no.

595
00:34:11,201 --> 00:34:13,299
Richard, what's wrong?

596
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,999
Honey, what's the matter?

597
00:34:17,368 --> 00:34:19,268
Um...

598
00:34:19,270 --> 00:34:21,332
I'm gonna need you to wait outside.

599
00:34:21,334 --> 00:34:23,400
- What?
- No, no.

600
00:34:23,402 --> 00:34:25,501
Just wait outside.

601
00:34:25,503 --> 00:34:27,935
- Honey, can't you just tell me?
- Please.

602
00:34:27,937 --> 00:34:29,602
Outside.

603
00:34:29,604 --> 00:34:32,202
I'll be out in a second.
I'll explain everything.

604
00:34:35,134 --> 00:34:38,103
(Doorbell chimes)

605
00:34:38,105 --> 00:34:39,670
You okay there, mister?

606
00:34:41,571 --> 00:34:42,703
Where did you get this ring?

607
00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:44,137
No, I can't tell you
that kind of information.

608
00:34:44,139 --> 00:34:46,004
- Where did you get the ring?
- What are you, a parrot?

609
00:34:46,006 --> 00:34:48,201
I said I can't tell. Look, you think
that ring was stolen from you,

610
00:34:48,203 --> 00:34:50,535
- you gotta fill out a police report.
- Now, I want you to listen to me.

611
00:34:52,269 --> 00:34:54,202
This ring...

612
00:34:54,204 --> 00:34:56,269
this ring belonged to my wife.

613
00:34:57,338 --> 00:34:58,938
Not her.

614
00:34:59,873 --> 00:35:01,737
My first wife Cyndi.

615
00:35:05,038 --> 00:35:07,037
Six years ago,

616
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:08,903
Cyndi disappeared.

617
00:35:11,405 --> 00:35:13,339
Her car was still in the garage.

618
00:35:13,341 --> 00:35:16,270
There was blood found in the driveway.

619
00:35:17,539 --> 00:35:20,272
So I know she didn't just run away.

620
00:35:20,274 --> 00:35:21,838
That wasn't Cyndi.

621
00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:25,806
No.

622
00:35:25,808 --> 00:35:28,105
She was taken from me

623
00:35:28,107 --> 00:35:30,072
without a trace.

624
00:35:32,674 --> 00:35:34,906
And, you know,
to make matters worse...

625
00:35:36,274 --> 00:35:38,907
I seem to be the cops'
number-one suspect.

626
00:35:40,309 --> 00:35:42,207
Mm-mm-mm.

627
00:35:42,209 --> 00:35:46,007
And now... six years later,

628
00:35:46,009 --> 00:35:49,042
the day after my wedding,

629
00:35:49,044 --> 00:35:51,310
I end up in a pawn shop...

630
00:35:51,312 --> 00:35:54,873
what, six, seven,
eight states away from my hometown...

631
00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:59,408
to find a ring

632
00:35:59,410 --> 00:36:01,608
that I had custom-made for her

633
00:36:01,610 --> 00:36:04,844
with our names inscribed in the band

634
00:36:04,846 --> 00:36:08,108
and you say you can't
give out information?

635
00:36:09,242 --> 00:36:11,475
No. You'll have to call the
cops.

636
00:36:11,477 --> 00:36:14,142
- Maybe they can figure it out.
- No cops.

637
00:36:14,144 --> 00:36:17,342
I want you to tell me
who sold you this ring.

638
00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:18,877
Man, I can't.

639
00:36:18,879 --> 00:36:20,943
All right, you listen to me.

640
00:36:20,945 --> 00:36:23,743
You see that diamond
you got in your hand?

641
00:36:23,745 --> 00:36:25,977
I want you keep that ring.

642
00:36:25,979 --> 00:36:29,811
That's a $17,000 ring, by the
way.

643
00:36:30,746 --> 00:36:33,178
All I want in exchange for it

644
00:36:33,180 --> 00:36:35,443
is my old ring back

645
00:36:35,445 --> 00:36:38,879
plus that shitty hatchback
you got for sale out front.

646
00:36:38,881 --> 00:36:40,347
Hmm.

647
00:36:41,381 --> 00:36:44,246
What is it you want?

648
00:36:44,248 --> 00:36:45,847
How much you give me on this?

649
00:36:45,849 --> 00:36:48,245
It's a valuable family heirloom.
Belonged to my granny.

650
00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:51,279
She's dead.
It's pretty. It's pretty.

651
00:36:52,447 --> 00:36:57,080
Well, I'll give you 40.

652
00:36:57,082 --> 00:36:58,648
Deal.

653
00:37:06,981 --> 00:37:09,180
His name's J.J. Thomason.

654
00:37:10,782 --> 00:37:14,149
Might even find him
at Lou's Fire Pit in the square.

655
00:37:14,151 --> 00:37:15,848
He's a cook there.

656
00:37:15,850 --> 00:37:19,214
Now don't tell nobody I told you nothing.

657
00:37:26,952 --> 00:37:28,916
- Don't.
- Johnson: I...

658
00:37:28,918 --> 00:37:30,249
- Don't say...
- I'm just saying...

659
00:37:30,251 --> 00:37:31,816
Just don't say nothing.

660
00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:35,382
Richard, what is going on?

661
00:37:35,384 --> 00:37:38,417
- I need you to go back home.
- What?

662
00:37:38,419 --> 00:37:40,651
Take the car and go back to Connecticut.

663
00:37:40,653 --> 00:37:42,450
But... no, no, no, no.
We're on our honeymoon

664
00:37:42,452 --> 00:37:44,852
and now you want me to just drive home?

665
00:37:44,854 --> 00:37:46,752
I wanna know what the hell is going on.

666
00:37:46,754 --> 00:37:48,285
It's a private matter.

667
00:37:48,287 --> 00:37:49,852
Private?
It's private?

668
00:37:49,854 --> 00:37:52,219
There is no private.
We just got married.

669
00:37:52,221 --> 00:37:55,250
You can't just drive off
without an explanation.

670
00:37:55,252 --> 00:37:57,550
I'm your wife.

671
00:37:57,552 --> 00:37:59,886
- (Sighs)
- (engine starts)

672
00:37:59,888 --> 00:38:02,353
I already have a wife.

673
00:38:02,355 --> 00:38:03,620
What are you talking about?

674
00:38:05,156 --> 00:38:07,287
Why are you doing this to me?

675
00:38:08,918 --> 00:38:10,917
Richard?

676
00:38:11,886 --> 00:38:14,352
Richard, come back!

677
00:38:14,354 --> 00:38:16,553
Richard, don't go.

678
00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:19,520
We're supposed to go to Orlando!

679
00:38:20,456 --> 00:38:22,487
Richard!

680
00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:26,653
♪ You know how I feel

681
00:38:26,655 --> 00:38:30,154
♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new
day ♪

682
00:38:30,156 --> 00:38:33,222
♪ It's a new life

683
00:38:33,224 --> 00:38:36,020
♪ For me

684
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:39,689
♪ And I'm feelin' good

685
00:38:41,190 --> 00:38:44,655
♪ Yeah

686
00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:48,057
♪ Dragonfly out in the sun

687
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:52,058
♪ You know how I feel

688
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:56,390
♪ Butterflies havin' fun,
you know what I mean... ♪

689
00:38:56,392 --> 00:38:59,458
(death metal music playing)

690
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,359
(engine revving)

691
00:39:45,729 --> 00:39:47,429
♪ Now I'm feelin'...

692
00:39:53,197 --> 00:39:55,627
Say there, missy.

693
00:39:55,629 --> 00:39:59,395
Carlee, I don't suppose that
you noticed that I was in town.

694
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,231
I'm doing a tribute show to the King

695
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,364
down at the county fair later on.

696
00:40:04,366 --> 00:40:06,297
Big news story about it and everything.

697
00:40:06,299 --> 00:40:07,997
Gonna be on the news
later on this afternoon.

698
00:40:07,999 --> 00:40:10,162
Even put a poster in the window.
You should check it out.

699
00:40:11,163 --> 00:40:13,263
It's against the rules.

700
00:40:13,265 --> 00:40:14,865
Management.

701
00:40:18,432 --> 00:40:20,065
Say, I was wondering if maybe

702
00:40:20,067 --> 00:40:23,796
you would perhaps be interested
in trading a little lunch

703
00:40:23,798 --> 00:40:27,531
for a pair of front-row tickets.

704
00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:29,464
I don't go to the fair.

705
00:40:29,466 --> 00:40:32,465
And we only take cash for food here.

706
00:40:32,467 --> 00:40:33,832
Hmm.

707
00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:37,965
How 'bout just a couple
scrambled eggs for the tickets?

708
00:40:37,967 --> 00:40:40,631
We only take cash here, mister.

709
00:40:42,299 --> 00:40:44,298
You are gonna pay for that coffee, right?

710
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,867
- How 'bout the tickets for the coffee?
- It's $1.20.

711
00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:04,902
Um, I'm about 16 cents short here.

712
00:41:04,904 --> 00:41:09,269
How 'bout you take that
and the two tickets?

713
00:41:10,303 --> 00:41:12,536
You can keep 'em, honey.

714
00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:17,769
I can't take this shit no more.

715
00:41:17,771 --> 00:41:20,504
Theresa, hey.
Baby, where are you going?

716
00:41:20,506 --> 00:41:21,604
Hey there. Hey there.
Hey there.

717
00:41:21,606 --> 00:41:23,238
Come on, now.
What's your problem?

718
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:26,572
- What's your problem?
- I can't live like this anymore, Ricky.

719
00:41:26,574 --> 00:41:28,935
Shug, what's the matter?

720
00:41:28,937 --> 00:41:31,168
We're traveling around.

721
00:41:31,170 --> 00:41:33,436
We're seeing new places.

722
00:41:33,438 --> 00:41:35,836
We're rocking it out to the King.

723
00:41:35,838 --> 00:41:39,038
The places we travel
ain't nowhere I wanna see.

724
00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:41,906
We're broke, hungry,

725
00:41:41,908 --> 00:41:44,637
your car smells like shit for some reason,

726
00:41:44,639 --> 00:41:46,138
and I'm tired of it.

727
00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:49,772
All right, first of all,
I do not know what that smell is.

728
00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:51,838
And second of all...

729
00:41:53,407 --> 00:41:54,973
this is me, baby.

730
00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:58,239
I'm living the life of the King.

731
00:41:58,241 --> 00:42:00,073
And I ain't giving it up for no one.

732
00:42:00,075 --> 00:42:02,940
You ain't living the life of the King.

733
00:42:02,942 --> 00:42:05,607
You don't have his money,
his voice,

734
00:42:05,609 --> 00:42:07,107
or his looks.

735
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:12,908
Well, there is one thing that I do have.

736
00:42:12,910 --> 00:42:14,075
And what's that?

737
00:42:14,077 --> 00:42:16,975
Skin without worms crawling through it.

738
00:42:20,509 --> 00:42:22,506
I'm sorry, King.

739
00:42:22,508 --> 00:42:24,074
Forgive me.

740
00:42:24,076 --> 00:42:26,008
It was my jealousy.

741
00:42:27,076 --> 00:42:29,443
Hold my hand.
Help me.

742
00:42:29,445 --> 00:42:32,109
- King...
- I'm outta here, Ricky.

743
00:42:32,111 --> 00:42:33,677
Outta here?
Where are you going?

744
00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:37,007
You're 200 miles from anywhere
near anywhere...

745
00:42:37,009 --> 00:42:39,142
I can get around anywhere I'm at

746
00:42:39,144 --> 00:42:41,442
because I got one thing you don't.

747
00:42:41,444 --> 00:42:42,908
Oh, yeah?
What's that?

748
00:42:42,910 --> 00:42:44,276
A pussy.

749
00:42:45,879 --> 00:42:47,744
Can't argue with that.

750
00:42:47,746 --> 00:42:48,978
Fine.

751
00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:50,810
Go on.
Get outta here.

752
00:42:50,812 --> 00:42:52,077
You're making a big mistake!

753
00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:55,742
I'll be at the Ramada Express
in no time flat.

754
00:42:55,744 --> 00:42:58,109
They said they'd love to have me back.

755
00:42:58,111 --> 00:43:01,045
That was eight years ago, Ricky.

756
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,978
They didn't say when!

757
00:43:16,846 --> 00:43:19,045
(Engine starts)

758
00:43:33,516 --> 00:43:37,082
♪ And I'm feelin' good.

759
00:43:37,084 --> 00:43:38,716
Hello, sir.

760
00:43:38,718 --> 00:43:40,450
Is your soul saved?

761
00:43:42,484 --> 00:43:44,213
Fuck off.

762
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:49,915
I really gotta work on my approach.

763
00:43:52,852 --> 00:43:54,151
I'm looking for J.J.

764
00:43:54,153 --> 00:43:55,950
He's in the back.
I'll let him know you're out here.

765
00:43:55,952 --> 00:43:57,516
- Don't bother.
- Hey.

766
00:43:57,518 --> 00:43:59,482
You can't go back there.

767
00:43:59,484 --> 00:44:00,816
Hey!

768
00:44:00,818 --> 00:44:02,415
I said you can't go back there.

769
00:44:02,417 --> 00:44:03,649
Ooh!

770
00:44:03,651 --> 00:44:05,017
Who's J.J.?

771
00:44:09,053 --> 00:44:11,483
- You J.J.?
- Yeah. Who the hell are you?

772
00:44:11,485 --> 00:44:13,452
I told him he couldn't come back here.

773
00:44:13,454 --> 00:44:15,519
Where'd you get this ring?

774
00:44:17,218 --> 00:44:18,817
What, you a cop?

775
00:44:18,819 --> 00:44:21,318
- No.
- (Chuckles)

776
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,550
Then fuck off.

777
00:44:27,487 --> 00:44:29,553
(Screaming)

778
00:44:30,821 --> 00:44:32,553
I asked you nicely.

779
00:44:32,555 --> 00:44:35,753
Get off me!
Get off me!

780
00:44:35,755 --> 00:44:39,252
The ring... you gonna tell me
where you got it?

781
00:44:39,254 --> 00:44:40,887
Fuck you!

782
00:44:43,221 --> 00:44:45,388
You're gonna tell me...

783
00:44:45,390 --> 00:44:47,556
where... you got it.

784
00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:51,852
(Groaning)

785
00:44:55,154 --> 00:44:56,887
(screaming)

786
00:44:56,889 --> 00:45:00,322
- (sizzling)
- (screaming)

787
00:45:04,555 --> 00:45:08,088
- J.J.: No!
- Two choices:

788
00:45:08,090 --> 00:45:10,622
tell me where you got the ring or die.

789
00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:13,589
Okay, okay. It was my uncle.
I stole it from my uncle.

790
00:45:14,992 --> 00:45:16,755
- Your uncle?
- Yeah.

791
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:18,221
Who is he and where do I find him?

792
00:45:18,223 --> 00:45:19,923
His name is Ben Thomason.

793
00:45:19,925 --> 00:45:22,723
He lives about a mile off the highway

794
00:45:22,725 --> 00:45:26,324
on Ivy Street in a gray house
next to a purple house.

795
00:45:26,326 --> 00:45:28,859
(Country music playing over radio)

796
00:45:28,861 --> 00:45:30,423
(car turns off)

797
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,024
- Can I help you with your bags?
- Jesus Christ!

798
00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:46,659
You scared the piss outta me.

799
00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:48,761
Who are you?

800
00:45:48,763 --> 00:45:51,161
That's not important.

801
00:45:51,163 --> 00:45:52,961
What's important is...

802
00:45:53,896 --> 00:45:55,529
where did you get this?

803
00:45:55,531 --> 00:45:57,391
My ring.

804
00:45:58,893 --> 00:46:00,359
That's mine.
Where'd you get it?

805
00:46:00,361 --> 00:46:01,859
I asked you first.

806
00:46:01,861 --> 00:46:03,293
That's none of your damn business.

807
00:46:03,295 --> 00:46:05,026
Someone stole it from me
and I want it back.

808
00:46:06,662 --> 00:46:09,029
Well, I'm afraid you can't have it back.

809
00:46:09,031 --> 00:46:11,194
Somebody stole it from me first.

810
00:46:11,196 --> 00:46:14,227
Now, you wanna tell me
where you got this ring?

811
00:46:14,229 --> 00:46:16,828
You wanna tell me where you got it?

812
00:46:16,830 --> 00:46:19,060
This is my damn house.

813
00:46:19,062 --> 00:46:21,963
You don't just show up
demanding shit around here.

814
00:46:21,965 --> 00:46:24,694
All right, how about this?

815
00:46:24,696 --> 00:46:27,297
I'll tell you where I got it

816
00:46:27,299 --> 00:46:29,263
and then you tell me where you got it.

817
00:46:29,265 --> 00:46:30,762
Deal?

818
00:46:33,030 --> 00:46:34,564
Deal.

819
00:46:34,566 --> 00:46:37,061
Like I said,

820
00:46:37,063 --> 00:46:40,231
this ring was taken from me
a long time ago.

821
00:46:41,764 --> 00:46:45,430
But where I got it today
was in a pawn shop.

822
00:46:47,499 --> 00:46:51,364
Your nephew sold it there
after he stole it from you.

823
00:46:51,366 --> 00:46:53,229
J.J.?

824
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,366
I fucking knew it.

825
00:47:00,468 --> 00:47:03,234
Oh, that little bitch.

826
00:47:06,063 --> 00:47:09,265
All right, your turn.

827
00:47:10,699 --> 00:47:13,000
I won it in a poker game about a year ago.

828
00:47:13,002 --> 00:47:15,234
Really?
From who?

829
00:47:15,236 --> 00:47:17,298
Johnny Shaw.

830
00:47:19,066 --> 00:47:21,132
What can you tell me about him?

831
00:47:21,134 --> 00:47:23,132
He's a good guy.

832
00:47:23,134 --> 00:47:25,432
Gets his haircut at Doc's,
so he's okay by me.

833
00:47:25,434 --> 00:47:26,901
Where does he live?

834
00:47:28,869 --> 00:47:31,000
I answered the question.
I told you where I got the ring.

835
00:47:31,002 --> 00:47:32,934
That was the deal.

836
00:47:32,936 --> 00:47:34,835
I ain't gonna start giving out information

837
00:47:34,837 --> 00:47:36,768
to some guy who just pops up
at my house.

838
00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:38,302
Now give me the damn ring.

839
00:47:38,304 --> 00:47:39,769
I don't think so.

840
00:47:39,771 --> 00:47:42,203
It's mine.

841
00:47:42,205 --> 00:47:44,468
No, it was my ring first.

842
00:47:46,503 --> 00:47:48,871
And I'm not leaving here

843
00:47:48,873 --> 00:47:51,571
until you tell me where I
can find this Johnny Shaw.

844
00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:53,638
No.

845
00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:57,038
No, you ain't leaving here

846
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,436
until you give me back my damn ring.

847
00:48:02,473 --> 00:48:04,438
So I guess it's gonna get ugly, then.

848
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,771
Oh, I reckon.

849
00:48:34,775 --> 00:48:36,341
(Coughs)

850
00:48:53,109 --> 00:48:55,242
Okay, you son of a bitch...

851
00:48:55,244 --> 00:48:56,709
last chance.

852
00:48:56,711 --> 00:48:59,309
- Where's Johnny?
- (Groans)

853
00:49:00,877 --> 00:49:03,143
- Fuck you.
- (Sirens blaring)

854
00:49:03,145 --> 00:49:04,907
Fuck you!

855
00:49:08,544 --> 00:49:10,644
Stubborn son of a bitch.

856
00:49:22,243 --> 00:49:26,444
...lives by day and is the King by night.

857
00:49:27,647 --> 00:49:30,445
- Hi.
- Meet Ricky Baldoski...

858
00:49:45,679 --> 00:49:47,545
I'm just living the dream here,
you know.

859
00:49:47,547 --> 00:49:49,847
Okay, you can hold it.
You know...

860
00:49:49,849 --> 00:49:52,147
Just living the dream and traveling around.

861
00:49:52,149 --> 00:49:53,780
You know, uh,

862
00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:56,315
see people, go places,

863
00:49:56,317 --> 00:49:59,180
like, just rocking it out...

864
00:49:59,182 --> 00:50:01,916
There we go.

865
00:50:01,918 --> 00:50:03,649
There you are, Johnny.

866
00:50:11,549 --> 00:50:13,748
...some of your big influences are, Ricky.

867
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:17,383
Well, definitely.
The King, um, King and the King.

868
00:50:17,385 --> 00:50:19,417
- KKK all the way.
- You can catch Ricky...

869
00:50:19,419 --> 00:50:20,750
- Wait, no...
- ...this weekend

870
00:50:20,752 --> 00:50:24,285
performing his tribute
performance to the King.

871
00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:27,248
Ricky: I'd like to just say one word:
God bless America!

872
00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:29,116
Connie: Irwin County Fair.

873
00:50:29,118 --> 00:50:30,683
Back to you, Michael.

874
00:51:02,321 --> 00:51:03,920
(Rifle cocks)

875
00:51:28,157 --> 00:51:30,224
(door creaking)

876
00:51:32,087 --> 00:51:34,687
(women moaning)

877
00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:44,723
(women's voices overlapping) Johnny.

878
00:51:44,725 --> 00:51:47,322
- Yes, Johnny.
- Yes, Johnny.

879
00:51:47,324 --> 00:51:51,024
- Johnny, please give it to me.
- Yes, Johnny.

880
00:51:51,026 --> 00:51:53,256
- (Moans)
- (repetitive slapping)

881
00:51:53,258 --> 00:51:55,291
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

882
00:51:55,293 --> 00:51:57,358
(Continues indistinctly)

883
00:51:58,524 --> 00:52:00,157
Johnny: Yeah.

884
00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:03,258
Woman: Yes.

885
00:52:05,592 --> 00:52:08,025
Oh, yes, Johnny.
Oh, yeah.

886
00:52:08,027 --> 00:52:10,027
- Just like that.
- (Slapping continues)

887
00:52:10,029 --> 00:52:12,826
- (woman moans)
- Woman #2: Harder.

888
00:52:12,828 --> 00:52:14,994
(Conversation continues)

889
00:52:56,430 --> 00:53:00,029
- Richard: Smile, Cyndi.
- Stop, I look terrible.

890
00:53:00,031 --> 00:53:02,630
- You always look beautiful.
- (Camera whirs)

891
00:53:05,363 --> 00:53:08,564
- (laughs)
- Come on, Cyndi. Do one more.

892
00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:21,665
(Moaning, slapping continues)

893
00:53:27,632 --> 00:53:29,499
(panting)

894
00:53:39,534 --> 00:53:41,867
How you doing, player?

895
00:53:43,236 --> 00:53:45,631
I've been better.

896
00:53:45,633 --> 00:53:47,565
I bet you have.

897
00:53:49,466 --> 00:53:51,301
You wanna put it away, Johnny?

898
00:53:54,769 --> 00:53:56,535
(Zipper zips)

899
00:54:11,438 --> 00:54:14,002
You like to go fishing, do you?

900
00:54:14,004 --> 00:54:16,069
When I get the time.

901
00:54:22,439 --> 00:54:24,804
You, uh...

902
00:54:24,806 --> 00:54:26,269
you wanna tell me
why you're in my house

903
00:54:26,271 --> 00:54:28,170
with a gun pointed at my head?

904
00:54:34,941 --> 00:54:36,840
(Groans)

905
00:54:38,607 --> 00:54:40,737
You wanna tell me where you got this ring?

906
00:54:43,306 --> 00:54:45,207
I ain't never seen it before.

907
00:54:45,209 --> 00:54:46,773
Really?

908
00:54:46,775 --> 00:54:49,374
Well...

909
00:54:49,376 --> 00:54:51,608
I hear you lost it in a poker game.

910
00:54:53,206 --> 00:54:56,005
I don't know what you're talking about.

911
00:54:56,007 --> 00:54:59,873
You don't know what I'm talking about?

912
00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:02,141
Well, there's a picture of my wife,

913
00:55:02,143 --> 00:55:04,908
the woman I gave this ring to,

914
00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:07,040
on your refrigerator.

915
00:55:08,507 --> 00:55:10,607
You don't know what I'm talking about?

916
00:55:10,609 --> 00:55:15,007
Say you don't know what I'm
talking about again, motherfucker.

917
00:55:15,009 --> 00:55:18,143
- Please...
- Say it! Go ahead and fucking say it!

918
00:55:18,145 --> 00:55:20,641
- Pl... please.
- Shut up!

919
00:55:22,009 --> 00:55:23,275
(Whimpers)

920
00:55:28,008 --> 00:55:30,642
You wanna tell me the truth, Johnny?

921
00:55:30,644 --> 00:55:33,675
I... I found a pocketbook.

922
00:55:33,677 --> 00:55:36,044
The ring was in it.
That's all I know.

923
00:55:37,312 --> 00:55:39,376
And the picture?

924
00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:41,144
Was that in the pocketbook, too?

925
00:55:41,146 --> 00:55:43,144
Yeah.

926
00:55:43,146 --> 00:55:45,678
And you decided to just
hang it up on your fridge?

927
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,576
Look, I don't know any more.

928
00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:50,177
I found it. The picture was pretty,
so I hung it up.

929
00:55:50,179 --> 00:55:52,177
I can't tell you nothing more.

930
00:55:52,179 --> 00:55:53,679
Look, if you don't believe me,

931
00:55:53,681 --> 00:55:56,147
you can just go ahead and kill me.

932
00:55:56,149 --> 00:55:59,910
I'm gonna kill you, Johnny.

933
00:55:59,912 --> 00:56:03,211
Just how long it takes...
that's up to you.

934
00:56:10,380 --> 00:56:12,180
(Women continue moaning on TV)

935
00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:21,213
(shouting)

936
00:56:22,981 --> 00:56:25,415
Johnny: What the hell did you do to me?

937
00:56:37,051 --> 00:56:39,015
(Shouting)

938
00:56:49,251 --> 00:56:51,317
(cries out)

939
00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:56,016
Sometimes a picture really
is worth a thousand words.

940
00:56:56,018 --> 00:56:57,617
Shh.

941
00:57:06,916 --> 00:57:08,649
Check this out.

942
00:57:10,952 --> 00:57:12,817
It's called a flail.

943
00:57:12,819 --> 00:57:14,252
(Whimpers)

944
00:57:14,254 --> 00:57:16,753
You know, I'd start with this,

945
00:57:16,755 --> 00:57:19,386
but then I might as well just...

946
00:57:19,388 --> 00:57:22,352
shoot you in the head
with that rifle over there

947
00:57:22,354 --> 00:57:24,419
'cause this would kill you pretty quick.

948
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,484
Luckily...

949
00:57:28,452 --> 00:57:31,153
I stumbled onto these two items

950
00:57:31,155 --> 00:57:33,420
laying around your house.

951
00:57:34,754 --> 00:57:36,921
Why don't we get creative?

952
00:57:39,021 --> 00:57:40,353
It's simple.

953
00:57:40,355 --> 00:57:42,687
Tell me what happened to my wife.

954
00:57:46,554 --> 00:57:49,688
"I don't know"
is a bad thing to say, Johnny.

955
00:57:50,989 --> 00:57:53,155
- (Teeth shatter)
- (screaming)

956
00:57:55,823 --> 00:57:57,823
This is just the beginning.

957
00:57:57,825 --> 00:57:59,623
We can do this all day.

958
00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,821
(Gurgling)

959
00:58:05,591 --> 00:58:08,790
Yes, please.

960
00:58:08,792 --> 00:58:11,391
Please, tell me what you did with my wife.

961
00:58:11,393 --> 00:58:13,221
Tell me how you raped and killed her

962
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:17,022
so I can kill you and I can get
some fucking closure with my life.

963
00:58:18,257 --> 00:58:19,723
(Crying)

964
00:58:19,725 --> 00:58:21,757
Tell me what you did to my fucking wife!

965
00:58:24,526 --> 00:58:26,226
And I told you about saying that.

966
00:58:40,059 --> 00:58:41,691
Don't you fuck with me.

967
00:58:42,825 --> 00:58:43,959
Don't fuck with me.

968
00:58:43,961 --> 00:58:45,226
Don't you fuck with me!

969
00:59:03,096 --> 00:59:04,661
Yes. Yes.

970
01:00:11,335 --> 01:00:13,765
Cyndi... oh, my God.

971
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:19,368
Baby, it's okay.
It's okay, I'm here.

972
01:00:19,370 --> 01:00:21,135
I'm here, Cyndi.

973
01:00:22,636 --> 01:00:24,237
I'm here, baby.

974
01:00:24,239 --> 01:00:25,804
I'm gonna get you out.

975
01:00:26,937 --> 01:00:28,498
Cyndi.

976
01:00:31,767 --> 01:00:33,801
Come on, Cyndi.

977
01:00:35,201 --> 01:00:37,304
It's me.

978
01:00:37,306 --> 01:00:38,903
It's me, Richard.

979
01:00:40,071 --> 01:00:43,602
Cyndi, it's your husband.
That's it.

980
01:00:43,604 --> 01:00:45,336
Come on, Cyndi.

981
01:00:46,703 --> 01:00:48,269
Take my hand.

982
01:00:49,704 --> 01:00:52,403
That's it.
That's it.

983
01:00:52,405 --> 01:00:54,668
Come on, that's it.

984
01:00:54,670 --> 01:00:56,203
That's it.

985
01:00:56,205 --> 01:00:58,304
Come on.

986
01:00:58,306 --> 01:01:00,105
Come on.
Don't worry, baby.

987
01:01:00,107 --> 01:01:02,071
I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

988
01:01:02,073 --> 01:01:03,938
I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

989
01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:06,305
- Wait, Cyndi. Cyndi.
- (Whimpers)

990
01:01:06,307 --> 01:01:08,670
It's okay. It's okay.

991
01:01:08,672 --> 01:01:10,239
Cyndi.

992
01:01:11,207 --> 01:01:12,973
Come on.

993
01:01:12,975 --> 01:01:14,572
Take my hand.

994
01:01:14,574 --> 01:01:16,907
- I'm gonna take you home now.
- I am home.

995
01:01:16,909 --> 01:01:18,174
What?

996
01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:21,372
Go away.

997
01:01:21,374 --> 01:01:23,939
Cyndi, please, listen to me.

998
01:01:23,941 --> 01:01:26,341
You're not thinking right.

999
01:01:26,343 --> 01:01:28,407
Come on, it's time to go.

1000
01:01:28,409 --> 01:01:30,307
Cyndi...

1001
01:01:30,309 --> 01:01:32,976
it's me, Richard.

1002
01:01:32,978 --> 01:01:34,771
Get out.

1003
01:01:36,341 --> 01:01:38,206
Listen to me, Cyndi.

1004
01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:41,707
This... I don't know the term for this,

1005
01:01:41,709 --> 01:01:43,809
but I saw it on television somewhere,

1006
01:01:43,811 --> 01:01:46,243
where the...

1007
01:01:46,245 --> 01:01:49,874
the victim starts to sympathize
with the captor.

1008
01:01:49,876 --> 01:01:51,841
Well, that's what's happened to you.

1009
01:01:51,843 --> 01:01:55,108
You need help.
Just... it's time to go home.

1010
01:01:55,110 --> 01:01:57,577
Cyndi, listen to me.
It's time to go home!

1011
01:01:57,579 --> 01:01:59,144
Get out!
(Growls, hisses)

1012
01:02:24,447 --> 01:02:26,478
You have her caged like a fucking dog?

1013
01:02:28,777 --> 01:02:30,143
Yeah, well, unfortunately,

1014
01:02:30,145 --> 01:02:32,478
I haven't been a man of my word lately.

1015
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,746
- (Grunts)
- (weapon thuds)

1016
01:02:34,748 --> 01:02:35,779
(flesh squelching)

1017
01:02:35,781 --> 01:02:37,715
How do you like this?

1018
01:02:38,982 --> 01:02:40,548
- (Blows landing)
- Richard: You son of a bitch!

1019
01:02:40,550 --> 01:02:42,577
She's my wife! My wife!

1020
01:02:42,579 --> 01:02:44,879
My ever-loving wife,
you son of a bitch!

1021
01:02:44,881 --> 01:02:46,512
(Flail whipping, lands)

1022
01:02:46,514 --> 01:02:49,013
Who's the bitch now?

1023
01:02:50,780 --> 01:02:53,047
Get out.
Come on, we're going.

1024
01:02:53,049 --> 01:02:54,713
I'm gonna get you help.

1025
01:02:54,715 --> 01:02:56,479
Come on.

1026
01:02:57,948 --> 01:02:59,714
- Let's go.
- (Gasps)

1027
01:03:03,348 --> 01:03:06,250
I'm sorry, baby.
I'm sorry.

1028
01:03:06,252 --> 01:03:09,581
It's just you're not...
you're not thinking straight.

1029
01:03:10,515 --> 01:03:13,216
I can't even imagine
what you've been through.

1030
01:03:13,218 --> 01:03:15,249
But, please...

1031
01:03:15,251 --> 01:03:16,982
you gotta trust me.

1032
01:03:18,552 --> 01:03:20,618
You trusted me before.

1033
01:03:23,418 --> 01:03:25,984
All right, you ready?

1034
01:03:25,986 --> 01:03:27,517
Let's go.

1035
01:03:27,519 --> 01:03:29,484
- I can't leave.
- What?

1036
01:03:29,486 --> 01:03:31,318
I'm number one.

1037
01:03:32,253 --> 01:03:34,051
Number one?

1038
01:03:34,053 --> 01:03:36,383
I'm number one.
I... I've got my own silo.

1039
01:03:36,385 --> 01:03:40,086
And Johnny lets me go in
and watch TV sometimes.

1040
01:03:41,821 --> 01:03:44,353
There's others?

1041
01:03:44,355 --> 01:03:45,487
Yeah?

1042
01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:49,917
Yeah, but...
I... I'm number one.

1043
01:03:56,086 --> 01:03:57,620
Come on, let's go.

1044
01:03:57,622 --> 01:03:59,555
- I can't...
- Come on.

1045
01:05:04,726 --> 01:05:07,159
What the fuck did he do to you?

1046
01:05:18,728 --> 01:05:20,794
(Lock clicks, keys rattle)

1047
01:05:21,728 --> 01:05:23,627
(cage door opening)

1048
01:05:30,662 --> 01:05:32,228
Oh.

1049
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:36,727
It's okay.

1050
01:05:38,997 --> 01:05:40,563
Come on.

1051
01:05:51,695 --> 01:05:55,631
(Grunts) Get you outta here.

1052
01:06:14,166 --> 01:06:16,397
Come on.
Out.

1053
01:06:17,598 --> 01:06:19,932
There's soap and hot water in the house.

1054
01:06:19,934 --> 01:06:22,065
Call for help.

1055
01:06:22,067 --> 01:06:24,065
You're free to go back to your lives.

1056
01:06:30,766 --> 01:06:33,066
Cyndi: They cannot go in the house.

1057
01:06:33,068 --> 01:06:35,067
I'm number one

1058
01:06:35,069 --> 01:06:37,531
and I'm not even allowed
to use the phone.

1059
01:06:37,533 --> 01:06:40,434
Well, it's time to go.

1060
01:06:40,436 --> 01:06:41,968
I can't go.

1061
01:06:41,970 --> 01:06:44,034
Get in the car, would ya?

1062
01:06:49,035 --> 01:06:50,868
Do you even remember me?

1063
01:06:53,903 --> 01:06:56,567
Well, then you know
I'm not gonna hurt you.

1064
01:06:56,569 --> 01:06:58,333
Come on, it's time to go.

1065
01:07:03,671 --> 01:07:05,604
I'm gonna get you some clothes.

1066
01:07:05,606 --> 01:07:07,271
But for now...

1067
01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,368
I'm... I'm not allowed to wear clothes.

1068
01:07:09,370 --> 01:07:12,468
Hey, you're allowed to do
whatever you want.

1069
01:07:12,470 --> 01:07:15,434
You're not a slave and neither
are those other women.

1070
01:07:15,436 --> 01:07:16,768
Put...

1071
01:07:16,770 --> 01:07:18,570
You shouldn't have let them in his house.

1072
01:07:18,572 --> 01:07:20,372
They're not allowed, just me.

1073
01:07:20,374 --> 01:07:22,072
Twice a week for 30 minutes.

1074
01:07:22,074 --> 01:07:24,237
Stop saying that!

1075
01:07:30,771 --> 01:07:32,838
Hey...

1076
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,606
(sighs) Look.

1077
01:07:35,705 --> 01:07:36,803
Cyndi...

1078
01:07:40,274 --> 01:07:41,672
do you remember this?

1079
01:07:41,674 --> 01:07:43,506
This ring?

1080
01:07:43,508 --> 01:07:45,674
This is the ring that I had made for you.

1081
01:07:46,875 --> 01:07:49,572
This is the ring that you used to wear.

1082
01:07:49,574 --> 01:07:51,373
You won't believe how I found it.

1083
01:07:51,375 --> 01:07:52,774
I was with...

1084
01:07:53,708 --> 01:07:57,174
Well, I wound up in a pawn shop...

1085
01:07:58,109 --> 01:07:59,909
and there it was.

1086
01:08:02,674 --> 01:08:05,974
It was like God brought me there.

1087
01:08:05,976 --> 01:08:07,643
Give me your hand.

1088
01:08:29,677 --> 01:08:31,209
(Engine starts)

1089
01:08:31,211 --> 01:08:35,743
♪ Time and love

1090
01:08:35,745 --> 01:08:38,809
♪ They don't ever get along

1091
01:08:38,811 --> 01:08:40,878
♪ At all...

1092
01:08:51,045 --> 01:08:56,744
♪ Time and love...

1093
01:08:56,746 --> 01:08:59,746
We should call Johnny
and let him know where I'm at

1094
01:08:59,748 --> 01:09:03,847
because I... I really shouldn't
be gone for too long.

1095
01:09:03,849 --> 01:09:06,247
Cyndi,

1096
01:09:06,249 --> 01:09:08,114
Johnny's dead.

1097
01:09:08,116 --> 01:09:09,479
What?

1098
01:09:09,481 --> 01:09:11,746
You don't have to worry
about him anymore.

1099
01:09:11,748 --> 01:09:13,879
He's dead.

1100
01:09:13,881 --> 01:09:16,547
- Wait, what?
- You're safe with me.

1101
01:09:16,549 --> 01:09:17,980
How did he die?

1102
01:09:17,982 --> 01:09:20,715
Cyndi, I stabbed him in the chest.

1103
01:09:20,717 --> 01:09:24,579
I watched him take his last breath
as he whimpered like a little bitch.

1104
01:09:26,414 --> 01:09:28,546
You... you killed him?

1105
01:09:28,548 --> 01:09:30,747
Yeah, that's right,
I killed him.

1106
01:09:30,749 --> 01:09:33,783
I only wish he was still alive
so I could kill him again.

1107
01:09:38,814 --> 01:09:41,214
Bastard.

1108
01:09:41,216 --> 01:09:43,382
Who's a ba... I'm a bastard?

1109
01:09:43,384 --> 01:09:45,149
I'm a bastard?

1110
01:09:45,151 --> 01:09:47,317
Aw, Cyndi, come on.

1111
01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:50,448
He had you living in a cage

1112
01:09:50,450 --> 01:09:52,348
filled with your own piss and shit

1113
01:09:52,350 --> 01:09:53,850
for six years.

1114
01:09:53,852 --> 01:09:55,384
And I'm the bastard?

1115
01:09:55,386 --> 01:09:58,484
Oh, he let you watch TV
a couple times a week?

1116
01:09:58,486 --> 01:10:00,617
Well, I bought you a goddamn TV

1117
01:10:00,619 --> 01:10:02,019
and a house

1118
01:10:02,021 --> 01:10:05,251
and every other goddamn thing
you wanted, Cyndi.

1119
01:10:05,253 --> 01:10:06,853
(Groans)

1120
01:10:06,855 --> 01:10:09,719
I don't believe this.

1121
01:10:09,721 --> 01:10:12,052
I'm a bastard?

1122
01:10:12,054 --> 01:10:13,586
Look, I'm sorry.

1123
01:10:13,588 --> 01:10:15,886
I can't even imagine, pumpkin,
what you've been through.

1124
01:10:15,888 --> 01:10:17,851
- You son of a bitch!
- (Groans)

1125
01:10:19,152 --> 01:10:20,886
Motherfucker!

1126
01:10:20,888 --> 01:10:22,488
You killed Johnny,
you motherfucker!

1127
01:10:22,490 --> 01:10:25,587
I was at the top of the pyramid!
Now I'm going to be nothing, like you!

1128
01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:27,689
- Stop it, Cyndi!
- Do you know how many other girls

1129
01:10:27,691 --> 01:10:30,785
I had to piss on to get on top
of that fucking pyramid,

1130
01:10:30,787 --> 01:10:33,053
- you son of a bitch?
- I love you! Ah!

1131
01:10:33,055 --> 01:10:34,720
(All yelling)

1132
01:10:34,722 --> 01:10:37,819
♪ I thought I knew the score.

1133
01:10:39,588 --> 01:10:42,423
(Coughing)

1134
01:10:42,425 --> 01:10:44,488
(wheezing)

1135
01:10:48,255 --> 01:10:50,854
(groaning)

1136
01:10:52,088 --> 01:10:54,255
(coughing)

1137
01:10:57,223 --> 01:11:00,889
(touch-tones beeping)

1138
01:11:00,891 --> 01:11:03,455
(phone ringing)

1139
01:11:05,391 --> 01:11:07,124
Hello?

1140
01:11:08,158 --> 01:11:10,622
Hey, babe.
It's me.

1141
01:11:10,624 --> 01:11:12,656
What the hell do you want?

1142
01:11:14,525 --> 01:11:17,158
I think I made a big mistake.

1143
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,858
How about turning around
and picking me up?

1144
01:11:19,860 --> 01:11:22,525
We can still make it to Orlando
in time for our reservation.

1145
01:11:22,527 --> 01:11:25,157
- (Coughs)
- Richard...

1146
01:11:25,159 --> 01:11:28,091
fuck you!

1147
01:11:28,093 --> 01:11:29,693
But, babe...

1148
01:11:31,093 --> 01:11:32,593
Babe?

1149
01:11:37,823 --> 01:11:39,890
I should've seen that coming.

1150
01:11:42,525 --> 01:11:47,928
♪ No, I'm never gonna fall

1151
01:11:47,930 --> 01:11:51,725
♪ In love

1152
01:11:51,727 --> 01:11:54,493
♪ Please don't make me

1153
01:11:54,495 --> 01:12:01,560
♪ Fall in love

1154
01:12:03,728 --> 01:12:09,796
♪ Again...

1155
01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:17,862
- Oh man.
- ♪ That's why I'm singin'

1156
01:12:17,864 --> 01:12:20,530
♪ Oh...

1157
01:12:20,532 --> 01:12:22,897
Come on, sug.
Come on, baby.

1158
01:12:22,899 --> 01:12:24,431
Come on.
Good girl.

1159
01:12:24,433 --> 01:12:26,798
Good girl.
Good girl.

1160
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,564
Hang in there.
Son of a... oh.

1161
01:12:28,566 --> 01:12:30,629
No, no, no.
No, no, not now.

1162
01:12:30,631 --> 01:12:32,996
Not... not now.
No, no, please, please.

1163
01:12:32,998 --> 01:12:34,531
Come on.
I'm begging you, sweetheart.

1164
01:12:34,533 --> 01:12:36,498
Come on.

1165
01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:39,198
Baby, forgive me.

1166
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,999
- (Engine knocks)
- Oh, come on, baby.

1167
01:12:41,001 --> 01:12:44,897
I'm just saying, if you're gonna
build a robot that speaks English

1168
01:12:44,899 --> 01:12:48,431
to go back in time to kill people,
why give it an accent?

1169
01:12:48,433 --> 01:12:50,765
That just don't make sense to me.

1170
01:12:50,767 --> 01:12:53,599
- ♪ Again.
- Come on, baby.

1171
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,331
What in the blue hell is you talking about?

1172
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:02,365
Arnold Schwarzenegger is from Austria.

1173
01:13:02,367 --> 01:13:04,300
Austria, Australia,

1174
01:13:04,302 --> 01:13:06,466
it's the same thing without the "alia."

1175
01:13:14,135 --> 01:13:16,868
- (Doorbell chiming)
- Hello.

1176
01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:18,267
Hi there.

1177
01:13:19,901 --> 01:13:21,535
Who are you supposed to be, Liberace?

1178
01:13:21,537 --> 01:13:23,899
(Chuckles) Heck, no.

1179
01:13:23,901 --> 01:13:26,968
I do a little tribute show to the King.

1180
01:13:26,970 --> 01:13:28,636
- That's right.
- Uh-huh.

1181
01:13:28,638 --> 01:13:30,202
Going back to the county fair.

1182
01:13:30,204 --> 01:13:32,203
Gonna be a big show.
Big, big show.

1183
01:13:32,205 --> 01:13:34,203
- I'm doing two shows tonight.
- (Flies buzzing)

1184
01:13:34,205 --> 01:13:35,936
- (sniffs)
- And one on Saturday and one Sunday.

1185
01:13:35,938 --> 01:13:39,001
And there's gonna be a big news show
on it and everything on Channel 7.

1186
01:13:39,003 --> 01:13:41,536
Now, listen.

1187
01:13:41,538 --> 01:13:43,237
I'm a little strapped right now

1188
01:13:43,239 --> 01:13:45,138
'cause they don't pay me out till Monday.

1189
01:13:52,236 --> 01:13:53,970
(Blows)

1190
01:13:57,804 --> 01:14:00,537
Well, what do you want?

1191
01:14:00,539 --> 01:14:02,105
You want to pawn that suit?

1192
01:14:02,107 --> 01:14:03,638
Heck, no.

1193
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:06,271
- 'Cause I was gonna say...
- No, no, no, no, no.

1194
01:14:06,273 --> 01:14:08,171
The thing is I...

1195
01:14:10,140 --> 01:14:12,371
I would,
on principle only,

1196
01:14:12,373 --> 01:14:14,905
never perform without this

1197
01:14:14,907 --> 01:14:17,405
because this, my friend,

1198
01:14:17,407 --> 01:14:20,839
belonged to the King himself.

1199
01:14:20,841 --> 01:14:23,039
- Elvis Presley?
- Mm-hmm.

1200
01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:24,773
Bullshit.

1201
01:14:24,775 --> 01:14:26,907
If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.

1202
01:14:26,909 --> 01:14:28,609
24-karat gold.

1203
01:14:32,141 --> 01:14:34,575
What do you say?
Take a look?

1204
01:14:34,577 --> 01:14:36,342
Let's see.

1205
01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:45,342
I don't care if it belonged to Ronald
McDonald as long as it's gold.

1206
01:14:47,208 --> 01:14:48,575
What do you need?

1207
01:14:48,577 --> 01:14:51,677
Um, I'll take, say...

1208
01:14:52,878 --> 01:14:55,211
- 200?
- I can swing that.

1209
01:14:55,213 --> 01:14:57,046
All right, then.

1210
01:14:57,048 --> 01:14:59,207
Uh... very good.

1211
01:14:59,209 --> 01:15:00,807
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

1212
01:15:00,809 --> 01:15:03,709
You... you take good care of my baby.

1213
01:15:23,980 --> 01:15:26,245
Damn, that's no good.

1214
01:15:26,247 --> 01:15:28,413
No, no, no.
Can't have that in the show.

1215
01:15:28,415 --> 01:15:30,180
I need a barber shop.

1216
01:15:30,182 --> 01:15:31,912
Where's a barber shop at?

1217
01:16:08,216 --> 01:16:09,282
(Sniffs)

1218
01:16:46,586 --> 01:16:48,920
Fans.

1219
01:16:48,922 --> 01:16:51,454
This town is loco.

1220
01:16:51,456 --> 01:16:54,421
Well, with a name like Doc's,
you can't go wrong.

1221
01:16:55,488 --> 01:16:58,119
- (Cheers)
- (groans)

1222
01:17:11,586 --> 01:17:14,386
- Good afternoon.
- How you doing?

1223
01:17:14,388 --> 01:17:15,821
Have a seat.

1224
01:17:15,823 --> 01:17:19,055
These gentlemen ain't doing
anything but wasting time.

1225
01:17:19,057 --> 01:17:21,256
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

1226
01:17:27,990 --> 01:17:29,822
Okay.

1227
01:17:39,757 --> 01:17:42,091
Now then, I don't need a cut.

1228
01:17:42,093 --> 01:17:46,289
I just want you to even up
these here sideburns.

1229
01:17:47,224 --> 01:17:50,059
That's an awful lot of hair.
You sure you don't want a trim?

1230
01:17:50,061 --> 01:17:51,790
Oh, no.
It's perfect for the show.

1231
01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:53,157
The show?

1232
01:17:53,159 --> 01:17:54,960
Oh, what are you, in the circus?

1233
01:17:54,962 --> 01:17:56,826
No, no.
I'm in the county fair.

1234
01:17:56,828 --> 01:17:58,692
Oh.

1235
01:17:58,694 --> 01:18:00,592
What are you, the magician?

1236
01:18:00,594 --> 01:18:03,859
No. I ain't no magician.

1237
01:18:04,992 --> 01:18:06,924
I do a tribute show.

1238
01:18:06,926 --> 01:18:08,460
Doc: A tribute... what's that?

1239
01:18:08,462 --> 01:18:10,927
You show people
how to sew sequins on outfits?

1240
01:18:10,929 --> 01:18:12,027
- (Clippers buzzing)
- Pshh.

1241
01:18:12,029 --> 01:18:14,127
I don't show people how to put sequins...

1242
01:18:15,363 --> 01:18:16,995
- Hey!
- (Buzzing stops)

1243
01:18:16,997 --> 01:18:19,224
What the hell?!

1244
01:18:21,293 --> 01:18:23,592
What do you think you're doing?

1245
01:18:23,594 --> 01:18:25,492
I'm cutting your hair.

1246
01:18:25,494 --> 01:18:27,995
I told you to even out my sideburns.

1247
01:18:27,997 --> 01:18:30,129
You nearly took this flap right off.

1248
01:18:30,131 --> 01:18:33,994
Son, I don't know how they
cut hair in the big city,

1249
01:18:33,996 --> 01:18:36,727
- but here, that's it.
- I'm from South Carolina.

1250
01:18:36,729 --> 01:18:40,194
- Sweet Jesus, I'm outta here.
- Hey, you owe me $12.

1251
01:18:40,196 --> 01:18:42,429
You... (grunts)

1252
01:18:48,664 --> 01:18:50,430
One for the money.

1253
01:18:50,432 --> 01:18:52,197
Two for the show.

1254
01:18:53,498 --> 01:18:55,332
10 for a lousy haircut.

1255
01:18:56,333 --> 01:18:58,929
You know what?
I'll take some of that to go.

1256
01:18:58,931 --> 01:19:00,496
(Grunts)

1257
01:19:07,933 --> 01:19:11,066
- Man: I can't believe he chose Doc's.
- Woman: Oh, he's gonna regret that.

1258
01:19:11,068 --> 01:19:12,464
- Hey.
- Hi. Hey there.

1259
01:19:12,466 --> 01:19:13,864
- Welcome to Irwin.
- Thank you.

1260
01:19:13,866 --> 01:19:16,498
So you are a Doc man, huh?

1261
01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:17,800
Hell, no!

1262
01:19:17,802 --> 01:19:19,500
Look what he done to me.
He butchered me.

1263
01:19:19,502 --> 01:19:21,500
I'm gonna try Cook's.
(Muttering)

1264
01:19:21,502 --> 01:19:23,268
(crowd murmuring)

1265
01:19:23,270 --> 01:19:26,097
- Looks like Doc can't cut the mustard.
- (Clamoring)

1266
01:19:38,170 --> 01:19:40,500
Howdy.

1267
01:19:40,502 --> 01:19:42,833
Good afternoon.

1268
01:19:42,835 --> 01:19:44,634
Have a seat.

1269
01:19:44,636 --> 01:19:46,800
These old-timers are just wasting time.

1270
01:19:46,802 --> 01:19:49,035
(Chuckles)

1271
01:19:49,037 --> 01:19:51,637
Looks like some commotion's
going on out there, huh?

1272
01:19:51,639 --> 01:19:55,336
Yeah, looks to me like the loony boon...

1273
01:19:55,338 --> 01:19:58,069
loony tune bin just dropped off
a bunch of mental patients

1274
01:19:58,071 --> 01:20:00,902
on a field trip or something there.

1275
01:20:00,904 --> 01:20:03,669
So what are you,
some kind of magician?

1276
01:20:03,671 --> 01:20:06,201
No, I'm not a magician.

1277
01:20:06,203 --> 01:20:08,102
Say, do you have a TV?
Do you know what time it is?

1278
01:20:08,104 --> 01:20:10,204
Could you put on...

1279
01:20:10,206 --> 01:20:11,237
(TV turns on)

1280
01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:14,304
Connie: ...the King by night.

1281
01:20:14,306 --> 01:20:17,237
- Hi.
- Meet Ricky Baldoski.

1282
01:20:17,239 --> 01:20:20,603
He's a volunteer emergency
medical service technician by day

1283
01:20:20,605 --> 01:20:22,603
and, as you can probably guess,

1284
01:20:22,605 --> 01:20:26,305
does Elvis tribute performances by night.

1285
01:20:26,307 --> 01:20:27,604
- (Chuckles)
- So, Ricky, tell us

1286
01:20:27,606 --> 01:20:30,040
- a little bit about yourself.
- Uh-huh.

1287
01:20:30,042 --> 01:20:32,503
Well, now, looks like
we got ourselves

1288
01:20:32,505 --> 01:20:34,703
a celebrity in the house, huh?

1289
01:20:34,705 --> 01:20:37,037
Pssh, come on now.
I'm just glad to be here.

1290
01:20:37,039 --> 01:20:40,105
Just glad to be here.

1291
01:20:40,107 --> 01:20:43,040
You know, I actually was a little bit
nervous during that there interview.

1292
01:20:43,042 --> 01:20:44,641
They asked a lot of questions
and everything,

1293
01:20:44,643 --> 01:20:46,871
but I had my sign up.
I think that just...

1294
01:20:46,873 --> 01:20:49,206
What in the Hades is going on out there?

1295
01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:51,440
Looks like a riot.

1296
01:20:51,442 --> 01:20:53,606
I don't mean no offense
or anything like that,

1297
01:20:53,608 --> 01:20:57,808
but there's something a little
bit whacko about this town.

1298
01:20:57,810 --> 01:21:00,540
The oyster brain next door,

1299
01:21:00,542 --> 01:21:04,075
I asked him just to even up my sideburns

1300
01:21:04,077 --> 01:21:05,741
and, son of a gun,

1301
01:21:05,743 --> 01:21:08,475
- he just chopped this side...
- Excuse me.

1302
01:21:08,477 --> 01:21:10,643
- You went next door first?
- Yes.

1303
01:21:14,910 --> 01:21:17,210
Do I look like sloppy seconds to you, boy?

1304
01:21:17,212 --> 01:21:20,410
You decide to be a Doc man,
you stay a Doc man.

1305
01:21:20,412 --> 01:21:22,310
I ain't no second choice.

1306
01:21:22,312 --> 01:21:24,610
Sir, I just asked him to even up my burns

1307
01:21:24,612 --> 01:21:26,842
because one of them's a little
higher than the other one

1308
01:21:26,844 --> 01:21:28,375
and he cut half of it off.

1309
01:21:28,377 --> 01:21:31,878
Now if you could be so kind to
just please trim this one so it...

1310
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,144
(gasps, screams)

1311
01:21:34,146 --> 01:21:37,013
You... what the heck?

1312
01:21:38,281 --> 01:21:39,909
That'll be $12.

1313
01:21:39,911 --> 01:21:41,943
You cut me?

1314
01:21:43,511 --> 01:21:46,676
Y'all are cuckoo in this town.
Whacky crazy.

1315
01:21:46,678 --> 01:21:48,511
Oh, we're whackos, huh?

1316
01:21:48,513 --> 01:21:51,747
You come in here in your fancy
suit and your boufed-up hairdo

1317
01:21:51,749 --> 01:21:54,579
and you can't even figure out what
barber you want to cut your hair.

1318
01:21:54,581 --> 01:21:57,045
We don't care for you
Hollywood types around here.

1319
01:21:57,047 --> 01:22:00,145
I am from South
nutter-butter-lovin' Carolina.

1320
01:22:00,147 --> 01:22:01,878
I don't care
where you're from. Get!

1321
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:04,180
(Grunts)

1322
01:22:09,947 --> 01:22:11,514
Get out of my way!

1323
01:22:13,948 --> 01:22:15,181
Out of my way!

1324
01:22:16,649 --> 01:22:17,982
(Car engine starts)

1325
01:22:48,115 --> 01:22:49,615
Thank you.

1326
01:22:51,351 --> 01:22:55,318
- Man: ♪ I was figgin' by the river... ♪
- (guitar playing)

1327
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:59,085
♪ And I seen a reflection of a man ♪

1328
01:23:02,818 --> 01:23:05,718
♪ I swore it was the devil

1329
01:23:07,485 --> 01:23:09,918
♪ When he reached out
his sun-scorched hand... ♪

1330
01:23:23,955 --> 01:23:26,254
Good evening, sir.

1331
01:23:26,256 --> 01:23:28,053
Hello.

1332
01:23:28,055 --> 01:23:30,655
You're not from around here,
are you?

1333
01:23:30,657 --> 01:23:32,356
Heck, no.

1334
01:23:32,358 --> 01:23:35,389
Bunch of psychos in this town.

1335
01:23:35,391 --> 01:23:39,055
You caused some kind of
commotion up at the barber shops.

1336
01:23:39,057 --> 01:23:43,655
What kind of whacko town only lets
you get your haircut in one place?

1337
01:23:44,856 --> 01:23:46,556
Well, that's just the way it is.

1338
01:23:46,558 --> 01:23:49,589
You're either a Cook man
or you a Doc man.

1339
01:23:49,591 --> 01:23:51,624
Everything needs its balance

1340
01:23:51,626 --> 01:23:54,922
and you done come along here
and unbalanced everything.

1341
01:23:54,924 --> 01:23:56,755
Huh.

1342
01:23:56,757 --> 01:23:58,122
Okay.

1343
01:23:59,623 --> 01:24:01,824
Can I ask you a question?

1344
01:24:03,225 --> 01:24:04,858
(Snaps fingers) Shoot.

1345
01:24:06,790 --> 01:24:10,422
You ever feel lost?

1346
01:24:12,491 --> 01:24:14,557
Sometimes.

1347
01:24:14,559 --> 01:24:17,726
You ever feel like

1348
01:24:17,728 --> 01:24:19,827
you're giving life everything you got,

1349
01:24:19,829 --> 01:24:22,991
but you just can't get
to where you want to be?

1350
01:24:24,959 --> 01:24:26,158
Who are you,

1351
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:28,158
some kind of mind reader
or something like that?

1352
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:30,926
What if I could help you find

1353
01:24:30,928 --> 01:24:33,059
what you're looking for?

1354
01:24:34,325 --> 01:24:37,394
What if I could put you in that place

1355
01:24:37,396 --> 01:24:40,561
that you've always wanted to be in?

1356
01:24:42,328 --> 01:24:45,693
What if by just saying one little bitty word,

1357
01:24:45,695 --> 01:24:50,393
that I could grant you everything
that you've ever really wanted?

1358
01:24:55,230 --> 01:24:59,030
You see, these things on Earth,
they can be grand...

1359
01:25:00,227 --> 01:25:03,561
but they can only
truly be achieved one way

1360
01:25:03,563 --> 01:25:05,561
and that's with your soul.

1361
01:25:05,563 --> 01:25:08,794
♪ He walked me to the crossroad ♪

1362
01:25:08,796 --> 01:25:12,062
♪ Tear shed from my eye

1363
01:25:12,064 --> 01:25:14,228
♪ 'Cause I knew what he was after ♪

1364
01:25:14,230 --> 01:25:17,196
♪ And it was time for me to die... ♪

1365
01:25:20,896 --> 01:25:23,262
Well?

1366
01:25:23,264 --> 01:25:25,198
What do you say?

1367
01:25:26,798 --> 01:25:28,363
Excuse me a moment.

1368
01:25:31,932 --> 01:25:34,398
(Cell phone beeps, rings)

1369
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:36,098
- Woman: Hello?
- Mama.

1370
01:25:36,100 --> 01:25:38,033
- Who's that? Ricky?
- Mama.

1371
01:25:38,035 --> 01:25:39,766
- Is that you?
- Mama, it's me.

1372
01:25:39,768 --> 01:25:42,032
- Where you calling from?
- Listen, Mama.

1373
01:25:42,034 --> 01:25:45,632
(Sighs) I think I just met the devil.

1374
01:25:45,634 --> 01:25:47,466
- Satan? I knew it.
- He wants to make a deal.

1375
01:25:47,468 --> 01:25:49,367
Playing that devil music,
Satan was bound to find you!

1376
01:25:49,369 --> 01:25:51,433
- Mom, calm down.
- Elvis Presley died young.

1377
01:25:51,435 --> 01:25:54,666
- Mama, I know that the King died young.
- On the toilet full of drugs.

1378
01:25:54,668 --> 01:25:57,066
Eating a grilled peanut butter
and banana sandwich.

1379
01:25:57,068 --> 01:26:00,634
- That man, he was a disgrace.
- Mama, he had a better life

1380
01:26:00,636 --> 01:26:02,634
here on Earth than anyone ever did.

1381
01:26:02,636 --> 01:26:06,936
- I knew darn well the reason why.
- Singing the devil's music.

1382
01:26:06,938 --> 01:26:09,431
- It's because he sold his soul.
- Ricky, now you come home this minute.

1383
01:26:09,433 --> 01:26:11,799
- Mama, I haven't taken...
- Your soul is not for sale.

1384
01:26:11,801 --> 01:26:13,867
- And you tell him I said so.
- I'm gonna think about it

1385
01:26:13,869 --> 01:26:15,736
- and I'll call you back.
- Ricky, now you get your tail...

1386
01:26:27,003 --> 01:26:28,735
Um...

1387
01:26:30,537 --> 01:26:32,470
well, uh...

1388
01:26:32,472 --> 01:26:35,370
thank you very much for your offer.

1389
01:26:35,372 --> 01:26:38,537
Um... I will give it some consideration.

1390
01:26:38,539 --> 01:26:40,337
I'm gonna need a little bit of time.

1391
01:26:40,339 --> 01:26:42,304
I understand.

1392
01:26:42,306 --> 01:26:44,038
Listen, I got this show to get to

1393
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:46,437
and, uh,

1394
01:26:46,439 --> 01:26:48,836
I should be on my way.

1395
01:26:48,838 --> 01:26:50,637
Maybe you'd like to come?

1396
01:26:57,506 --> 01:26:58,905
Bye for now.

1397
01:27:01,338 --> 01:27:03,504
I'll be around.

1398
01:27:03,506 --> 01:27:06,573
You make up your mind,
I'll be easy to find.

1399
01:27:09,374 --> 01:27:11,074
(Tires screech)

1400
01:27:13,242 --> 01:27:15,305
(music playing)

1401
01:27:29,607 --> 01:27:30,906
♪ Forever...

1402
01:27:34,608 --> 01:27:37,241
Such bullshit.
Doc sucked 30 years ago

1403
01:27:37,243 --> 01:27:38,609
- and he sucks still now.
- ♪ Forever...

1404
01:27:38,611 --> 01:27:40,410
Yeah, whatever, man.
Have you looked in the mirror?

1405
01:27:40,412 --> 01:27:42,341
Your hair's so gappy,
it looks like you've got the mange.

1406
01:27:42,343 --> 01:27:44,508
I wouldn't let Doc trim the hair
on my dog's balls.

1407
01:27:44,510 --> 01:27:45,641
Thank you, ladies.

1408
01:27:45,643 --> 01:27:48,309
And thank you,
ladies and gentlemen,

1409
01:27:48,311 --> 01:27:50,542
for coming out to see our show

1410
01:27:50,544 --> 01:27:54,012
here at the Irwin County Fair.

1411
01:27:54,944 --> 01:27:58,144
I'm Jerry Cleveland.

1412
01:27:58,146 --> 01:28:02,445
This show has been brought to you
by Jerry Cleveland Enterprises.

1413
01:28:03,380 --> 01:28:05,212
Now, next up

1414
01:28:05,214 --> 01:28:07,610
is the closest thing you'll ever get

1415
01:28:07,612 --> 01:28:11,678
to hearing the King himself alive.

1416
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:15,313
Please welcome Ricky Baldoski.

1417
01:28:15,315 --> 01:28:17,748
Man: He had his haircut at Cook's.

1418
01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:19,315
Ricky Baldoski.

1419
01:28:19,317 --> 01:28:22,044
(Microphone feedback ringing)

1420
01:28:22,046 --> 01:28:25,012
I said, please welcome

1421
01:28:25,014 --> 01:28:27,479
Ricky Baldoski.

1422
01:28:27,481 --> 01:28:29,880
(Sheep bleating)

1423
01:28:31,415 --> 01:28:33,713
(electric shaver buzzing)

1424
01:28:36,447 --> 01:28:38,513
(braying)

1425
01:28:48,115 --> 01:28:49,913
Man:
Hey, man, it's the magician.

1426
01:28:49,915 --> 01:28:51,648
Man #2:
Hey, get your hair cut.

1427
01:28:51,650 --> 01:28:53,515
Man #3:
You know Doc invented scissors.

1428
01:28:53,517 --> 01:28:55,848
Man #4: Yeah?
Cook invented the bowl cut.

1429
01:29:00,450 --> 01:29:02,447
(Microphone feedback rings)

1430
01:29:09,184 --> 01:29:11,083
(music playing)

1431
01:29:41,953 --> 01:29:43,884
Woman: This guy stinks!

1432
01:29:43,886 --> 01:29:45,951
Man: Get off the stage!

1433
01:30:02,088 --> 01:30:04,155
(Fabric tears)

1434
01:30:04,157 --> 01:30:05,622
(firework whistles)

1435
01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:11,354
(microphone feedback rings)

1436
01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:23,222
(music fades)

1437
01:30:23,224 --> 01:30:24,789
(people arguing)

1438
01:30:43,725 --> 01:30:45,825
Oh, I'm sorry, Ricky.

1439
01:30:45,827 --> 01:30:48,791
- We'll have it looked at.
- Everything's fine, Ricky.

1440
01:30:49,725 --> 01:30:51,557
Man: You suck, son!

1441
01:30:51,559 --> 01:30:53,624
Man #2:
Go home, Liberace!

1442
01:31:09,293 --> 01:31:11,092
I accept your offer.

1443
01:31:16,828 --> 01:31:18,529
Now what?

1444
01:31:19,529 --> 01:31:21,261
(Electricity buzzing)

1445
01:31:43,994 --> 01:31:46,195
- Did your soundtrack go out, baby?
- That's right.

1446
01:31:46,197 --> 01:31:48,496
- Need some backup?
- I certainly do.

1447
01:31:57,930 --> 01:32:03,663
♪ Amazing grace

1448
01:32:03,665 --> 01:32:09,064
♪ How sweet the sound

1449
01:32:09,066 --> 01:32:12,065
♪ That saved

1450
01:32:12,067 --> 01:32:19,700
♪ A wretch like me

1451
01:32:20,635 --> 01:32:26,235
♪ I once was lost

1452
01:32:26,237 --> 01:32:31,868
♪ But now am found

1453
01:32:31,870 --> 01:32:35,335
♪ Was blind

1454
01:32:35,337 --> 01:32:43,036
♪ But now I see

1455
01:32:43,038 --> 01:32:49,500
♪ 'Twas grace that taught

1456
01:32:49,502 --> 01:32:55,334
♪ Taught my heart to fear

1457
01:32:55,336 --> 01:32:58,504
♪ And grace

1458
01:32:58,506 --> 01:33:07,002
♪ My fears relieved

1459
01:33:07,004 --> 01:33:10,903
♪ How precious

1460
01:33:10,905 --> 01:33:18,737
♪ Did, oh, did that grace appear
♪

1461
01:33:18,739 --> 01:33:21,372
♪ The hour

1462
01:33:21,374 --> 01:33:24,705
♪ I first

1463
01:33:24,707 --> 01:33:30,104
♪ Believed

1464
01:33:30,106 --> 01:33:35,706
- ♪ Amazing grace...
- Oh, my God.

1465
01:33:35,708 --> 01:33:41,975
♪ How sweet the sound...

1466
01:33:48,409 --> 01:33:49,975
What the...

1467
01:33:54,344 --> 01:33:57,571
You can't walk around here
like that... naked.

1468
01:33:58,507 --> 01:34:00,307
Give me the flags.

1469
01:34:00,309 --> 01:34:02,107
Wait. Please, stop.

1470
01:34:02,109 --> 01:34:03,674
Cover yourselves.

1471
01:34:04,610 --> 01:34:07,475
♪ And grace

1472
01:34:07,477 --> 01:34:12,608
- ♪ Will lead us home...
- That's better. There.

1473
01:34:14,109 --> 01:34:15,941
There.

1474
01:34:18,143 --> 01:34:21,244
Mm. That's it.

1475
01:34:21,246 --> 01:34:26,910
- ♪ Amazing grace...
- This will make you warm.

1476
01:34:26,912 --> 01:34:32,477
♪ How sweet the sound

1477
01:34:32,479 --> 01:34:38,011
♪ That saved a wretch

1478
01:34:38,013 --> 01:34:43,346
♪ Like me

1479
01:34:43,348 --> 01:34:46,846
♪ I once

1480
01:34:46,848 --> 01:34:49,445
♪ Was lost

1481
01:34:49,447 --> 01:34:54,913
♪ But now am found

1482
01:34:54,915 --> 01:34:58,347
♪ Was blind

1483
01:34:58,349 --> 01:35:05,812
♪ But now I see

1484
01:35:06,747 --> 01:35:12,948
♪ When we've been here

1485
01:35:12,950 --> 01:35:18,679
♪ 10,000 years

1486
01:35:18,681 --> 01:35:22,681
♪ Bright shining

1487
01:35:22,683 --> 01:35:30,681
♪ As the sun

1488
01:35:30,683 --> 01:35:36,516
♪ We've no less days

1489
01:35:36,518 --> 01:35:41,951
♪ For to sing God's praise

1490
01:35:41,953 --> 01:35:45,116
♪ Than when

1491
01:35:45,118 --> 01:35:51,185
♪ We first begun...

1492
01:35:52,319 --> 01:35:55,384
(laughing)

1493
01:35:55,386 --> 01:36:00,318
Background singers:
♪ Through many dangers

1494
01:36:00,320 --> 01:36:05,020
- ♪ Toils and snares...
- Hey.

1495
01:36:05,022 --> 01:36:08,953
- Here, honey. Pretty girl.
- ♪ We have already...

1496
01:36:08,955 --> 01:36:12,017
With a funky smell.

1497
01:36:12,019 --> 01:36:17,052
♪ Become

1498
01:36:17,054 --> 01:36:23,053
♪ 'Tis grace that brought

1499
01:36:23,055 --> 01:36:28,653
♪ Oh, brought me safe thus far

1500
01:36:28,655 --> 01:36:34,789
♪ And grace will lead...

1501
01:36:34,791 --> 01:36:36,586
- (sniffs)
- ♪ Us home...

1502
01:36:36,588 --> 01:36:38,753
Oh, honey, you smell a little
ripe.

1503
01:36:40,757 --> 01:36:46,457
♪ Amazing grace...

1504
01:36:46,459 --> 01:36:49,855
- Yeah, you damn right I do.
- ♪ How sweet

1505
01:36:49,857 --> 01:36:52,357
♪ Sweet the sound

1506
01:36:52,359 --> 01:36:56,557
♪ How sweet, sweet the sound

1507
01:36:56,559 --> 01:37:02,359
♪ That saved a wretch

1508
01:37:02,361 --> 01:37:06,690
♪ Like me

1509
01:37:06,692 --> 01:37:08,992
♪ Oh, Lord

1510
01:37:08,994 --> 01:37:14,593
♪ I once was lost

1511
01:37:14,595 --> 01:37:20,157
♪ But now am found

1512
01:37:20,159 --> 01:37:23,259
♪ Was blind

1513
01:37:23,261 --> 01:37:31,292
♪ But now I see

1514
01:37:32,226 --> 01:37:35,125
♪ Was blind

1515
01:37:35,127 --> 01:37:42,062
- ♪ But now I see.
- (Fireworks exploding)

1516
01:37:46,796 --> 01:37:49,695
(crowd cheering)

1517
01:38:05,165 --> 01:38:07,997
Thank you.
Thank you very much!

1518
01:38:07,999 --> 01:38:10,362
How you doing, county?

1519
01:38:11,463 --> 01:38:13,462
Anybody order some fireworks?

1520
01:38:13,464 --> 01:38:15,397
Man:
Liberace. I love you, man!

1521
01:38:15,399 --> 01:38:18,396
(Laughs) Shucks,
I'm just glad to be here.

1522
01:38:18,398 --> 01:38:20,198
Hey, listen, man,
it was worth every minute.

1523
01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:22,566
Every single minute!

1524
01:38:22,568 --> 01:38:24,262
I just got one thing to say,
that's God bless America

1525
01:38:24,264 --> 01:38:25,629
and long live the King!

1526
01:38:25,631 --> 01:38:27,197
(Crowd cheering)

1527
01:38:32,965 --> 01:38:34,532
(mask squeaks)

1528
01:38:34,534 --> 01:38:37,597
(crowd chanting)
Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!

1529
01:38:39,465 --> 01:38:42,331
(Cleveland laughs) The King lives on.

1530
01:38:42,333 --> 01:38:44,031
- That was amazing.
- Well, thank you, sir.

1531
01:38:44,033 --> 01:38:46,632
- Thank you very much.
- Just amazing.

1532
01:38:46,634 --> 01:38:49,600
Thank you, sir!
Thank you very, very much.

1533
01:38:49,602 --> 01:38:51,965
Say, I just wanted to ask you.
What's with these here flag ladies?

1534
01:38:51,967 --> 01:38:53,598
They done smell like shit.

1535
01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:57,233
(Sniffs) I thought they
were with your show.

1536
01:38:57,235 --> 01:38:59,133
Oh, that's right.
They are part of my deal.

1537
01:38:59,135 --> 01:39:01,536
- Yeah, I bring them along with me.
- Speaking of deals,

1538
01:39:01,538 --> 01:39:04,934
how would you like to join
Jerry Cleveland Enterprises?

1539
01:39:04,936 --> 01:39:07,235
We do shows for county fairs

1540
01:39:07,237 --> 01:39:09,936
in eight states throughout the Southeast.

1541
01:39:09,938 --> 01:39:12,502
And it pays.

1542
01:39:12,504 --> 01:39:15,136
Why, yes, sir, I would.
I would, indeed.

1543
01:39:15,138 --> 01:39:18,434
Yes, I would! I would!
Thank you very much, sir.

1544
01:39:18,436 --> 01:39:20,635
I made it!
I made it!

1545
01:39:20,637 --> 01:39:23,404
- Hey, handsome.
- Howdy.

1546
01:39:23,406 --> 01:39:26,038
I caught your show.
I was pretty impressed.

1547
01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:27,772
Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.

1548
01:39:27,774 --> 01:39:30,934
So listen, I'm sorry
about all that stuff I said.

1549
01:39:30,936 --> 01:39:32,535
- Are you now?
- Let's get outta here.

1550
01:39:32,537 --> 01:39:34,702
- Where we gonna go?
- Let's go home, baby.

1551
01:39:34,704 --> 01:39:36,702
I am home. This is my home.
That's my home.

1552
01:39:36,704 --> 01:39:38,236
Open road is my home

1553
01:39:38,238 --> 01:39:40,872
'cause I'm signed on with
Jerry Cleveland Enterprises.

1554
01:39:40,874 --> 01:39:43,039
I may be doing at least
eight shows a week.

1555
01:39:43,041 --> 01:39:46,037
I'm gonna get paid money.
Real money.

1556
01:39:46,039 --> 01:39:48,571
- Whoo!
- You're just gonna leave me here?

1557
01:39:48,573 --> 01:39:50,371
That's right.
Like you done did to me.

1558
01:39:50,373 --> 01:39:51,738
I'm just gonna leave you right here.

1559
01:39:51,740 --> 01:39:53,271
But you're gonna be just fine, sweetheart.

1560
01:39:53,273 --> 01:39:55,872
You know why?
'Cause you got something that I don't.

1561
01:39:55,874 --> 01:39:59,404
- What's that?
- A kitty cat. Whoo!

1562
01:39:59,406 --> 01:40:00,972
Well, I can find a man

1563
01:40:00,974 --> 01:40:03,340
and a place to stay in five minutes.

1564
01:40:03,342 --> 01:40:05,405
All right. Whoa. Nothing.
That's freaky.

1565
01:40:05,407 --> 01:40:07,673
Okay.
Take all the time you need!

1566
01:40:11,640 --> 01:40:14,374
I hear you're looking for a place to stay.

1567
01:40:15,842 --> 01:40:18,441
I've got an open spot
if you need a few days

1568
01:40:18,443 --> 01:40:20,274
to get your feet back on the ground.

1569
01:40:20,276 --> 01:40:22,108
Well, thank you.

1570
01:40:22,110 --> 01:40:25,107
I think I just might
have to take you up on that.

1571
01:40:27,275 --> 01:40:28,809
Are you okay?

1572
01:40:28,811 --> 01:40:30,341
What happened to you?

1573
01:40:30,343 --> 01:40:32,809
Just a little accident.

1574
01:40:33,976 --> 01:40:37,210
(Snaps fingers) Ladies,
I've been looking for you.

1575
01:40:37,212 --> 01:40:39,274
Why don't you go and get in the van?

1576
01:40:42,175 --> 01:40:45,275
Don't worry.
You can ride up front.

1577
01:40:55,609 --> 01:40:57,476
(Latex glove snaps)

1578
01:41:09,245 --> 01:41:12,612
What do you mean
you ain't never ate a tater tot?

1579
01:41:12,614 --> 01:41:14,814
Johnson: I don't believe in them.

1580
01:41:14,816 --> 01:41:16,447
Believe in them...

1581
01:41:16,449 --> 01:41:18,078
Christ's name.

1582
01:41:18,080 --> 01:41:20,379
Some people don't believe in God
or the tooth fairy.

1583
01:41:20,381 --> 01:41:23,081
You think you have the right to
dismiss the existence of tater tots.

1584
01:41:23,083 --> 01:41:26,614
Every freezer section, every grocery
across this nation has tater tots.

1585
01:41:28,716 --> 01:41:33,446
I do not believe in eating
processed potatoes.

1586
01:41:34,382 --> 01:41:36,781
Well, ain't that something?

1587
01:41:36,783 --> 01:41:40,881
Sometimes you come in here
eating pickled pig's ass out of a jar.

1588
01:41:40,883 --> 01:41:43,783
But now... now you too good for tater tots.

1589
01:41:43,785 --> 01:41:46,280
- Now I've heard everything.
- Oh.

1590
01:41:46,282 --> 01:41:48,714
You know what?

1591
01:41:48,716 --> 01:41:50,948
Speaking of pickled pig's ass...

1592
01:41:52,283 --> 01:41:54,048
I'd better be getting on home

1593
01:41:54,050 --> 01:41:56,650
before my old lady get to raising sand.

1594
01:41:57,751 --> 01:41:59,714
Go on, now.

1595
01:41:59,716 --> 01:42:01,882
Okay, then.
I'll see you in the morning.

1596
01:42:01,884 --> 01:42:03,783
God willing.

1597
01:42:09,786 --> 01:42:12,250
(Doorbell chimes)

1598
01:42:14,285 --> 01:42:15,552
- Hi there.
- How can I help you today?

1599
01:42:15,554 --> 01:42:16,751
Hi. How can I help you?

1600
01:42:16,753 --> 01:42:19,450
I'm just looking for a baseball bat.

1601
01:42:19,452 --> 01:42:21,050
Yeah, I got one of them.

1602
01:42:21,052 --> 01:42:22,984
I don't know.
It's here somewhere.

1603
01:42:22,986 --> 01:42:24,784
I got one of them right here.

1604
01:42:30,387 --> 01:42:32,152
That's the one I got.
It's the only one I got.

1605
01:42:32,154 --> 01:42:33,719
Right there.
That'll be $7.

1606
01:42:33,721 --> 01:42:36,653
Yeah?
This should work.

1607
01:42:36,655 --> 01:42:38,751
- Yep.
- Yeah.

1608
01:42:38,753 --> 01:42:41,718
- Take a look at my truck out there.
- Oh.

1609
01:42:41,720 --> 01:42:44,388
You like it?

1610
01:42:44,390 --> 01:42:46,321
Hey, whoa...

1611
01:42:46,323 --> 01:42:48,055
You think you can just get rid of your car

1612
01:42:48,057 --> 01:42:49,656
and I wouldn't be able to find ya?

1613
01:42:49,658 --> 01:42:52,119
There's only, like, five people
in this whole town!

1614
01:42:52,121 --> 01:42:54,452
- You got to understand something...
- (yells)

1615
01:42:54,454 --> 01:42:56,453
Oh! Don't do that. Shit!

1616
01:42:56,455 --> 01:42:59,719
- (Doorbell chimes)
- Nobody flips me...

1617
01:42:59,721 --> 01:43:01,688
Get off!

1618
01:43:04,224 --> 01:43:07,387
- Oh, shit! Ow.
- (Shovel clatters)

1619
01:43:07,389 --> 01:43:08,921
- Shit.
- (Groaning)

1620
01:43:08,923 --> 01:43:11,254
- Oh, you sick little midget.
- (Gun cocks)

1621
01:43:11,256 --> 01:43:13,555
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Don't do it, Alton.

1622
01:43:13,557 --> 01:43:17,557
- Hell, you...
- He ain't worth going to prison for.

1623
01:43:18,756 --> 01:43:21,522
If I bury him deep enough,
nobody will know better.

1624
01:43:21,524 --> 01:43:24,590
Come on, man.
Ain't you never seen "Forensics Files"?

1625
01:43:24,592 --> 01:43:27,458
They can find molecules of your ass hair

1626
01:43:27,460 --> 01:43:29,991
and poop on stuff
I ain't even heard of before.

1627
01:43:29,993 --> 01:43:31,524
- What the hell are you talking about?
- I don't know.

1628
01:43:31,525 --> 01:43:33,591
I just know that they always find the killer.

1629
01:43:33,593 --> 01:43:35,959
Don't do it.
Come on.

1630
01:43:37,460 --> 01:43:39,625
You get your ass outta here.

1631
01:43:39,627 --> 01:43:40,858
All right?

1632
01:43:40,860 --> 01:43:43,459
Unless you got a piece
of yellow brick road to pawn,

1633
01:43:43,461 --> 01:43:45,125
don't you come back around here again.

1634
01:43:48,793 --> 01:43:50,527
Fine.

1635
01:43:50,529 --> 01:43:53,193
I'm three weeks late for a
business meeting in Atlanta

1636
01:43:53,195 --> 01:43:54,960
because of you anyway.

1637
01:43:54,963 --> 01:43:56,627
(Yells)

1638
01:43:56,629 --> 01:43:59,324
(doorbell chimes)

1639
01:44:01,093 --> 01:44:03,892
- Oh, Jesus.
- Damn.

1640
01:44:03,894 --> 01:44:06,293
What in the hell was that about?

1641
01:44:06,295 --> 01:44:08,361
It's a long story.

1642
01:44:08,363 --> 01:44:10,062
I gave him the finger.

1643
01:44:10,064 --> 01:44:12,726
He's been stalking me ever since.

1644
01:44:12,728 --> 01:44:14,861
Well, I guess it's a short story.

1645
01:44:14,863 --> 01:44:16,626
- Shit.
- (Death metal music playing)

1646
01:44:16,628 --> 01:44:19,461
Hey, how much you give me on this?

1647
01:44:21,328 --> 01:44:23,830
Uh... let me see.

1648
01:44:27,530 --> 01:44:29,129
I'll give you 40.

1649
01:44:29,131 --> 01:44:30,896
Sold.

1650
01:44:30,898 --> 01:44:32,395
Here.

1651
01:44:35,465 --> 01:44:37,664
(Rock music playing)

1652
01:44:46,999 --> 01:44:50,332
(doorbell chimes)

1653
01:44:55,031 --> 01:44:58,332
♪ Left my coat and left my hat

1654
01:44:58,334 --> 01:45:00,065
♪ Went down to the river

1655
01:45:00,067 --> 01:45:02,433
♪ Sat at her bed

1656
01:45:02,435 --> 01:45:05,629
♪ I laid down, opened my eyes

1657
01:45:05,631 --> 01:45:10,798
♪ Prayed to the heavens
and yelled at the skies ♪

1658
01:45:10,800 --> 01:45:13,399
♪ Yelled at the sky

1659
01:45:13,401 --> 01:45:17,834
♪ I'm staring at the rain above me ♪

1660
01:45:17,836 --> 01:45:21,199
♪ Down the barrel of a gun

1661
01:45:21,201 --> 01:45:24,965
♪ Praying for the gods to love me ♪

1662
01:45:24,967 --> 01:45:29,034
♪ Praying for someone to love

1663
01:45:29,036 --> 01:45:32,667
♪ Can I get someone to love?

1664
01:45:37,303 --> 01:45:40,935
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah

1665
01:45:44,503 --> 01:45:48,002
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah

1666
01:45:51,538 --> 01:45:54,471
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah

1667
01:45:54,473 --> 01:45:58,537
♪ I'm staring at the rain above me ♪

1668
01:45:58,539 --> 01:46:01,969
♪ Down the barrel of a gun

1669
01:46:01,971 --> 01:46:05,337
♪ Praying for the gods to love me ♪

1670
01:46:05,339 --> 01:46:08,738
♪ Praying for someone to love

1671
01:46:08,740 --> 01:46:14,736
♪ I'm looking at the river,
down the barrel of a gun ♪

1672
01:46:15,672 --> 01:46:19,737
♪ Now I'm leaving
all my cares behind me ♪

1673
01:46:19,739 --> 01:46:23,040
♪ Leaving all my world's desires ♪

1674
01:46:23,042 --> 01:46:26,639
♪ When they come and try to find me ♪

1675
01:46:26,641 --> 01:46:29,905
♪ There won't be no me to find

1676
01:46:29,907 --> 01:46:31,839
♪ 'Cause I'm moving up the river ♪

1677
01:46:31,841 --> 01:46:35,740
♪ Down the barrel of a gun

1678
01:46:36,741 --> 01:46:40,239
- ♪ Now I'm looking up the river ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah

1679
01:46:40,241 --> 01:46:42,407
♪ Now I'm looking up the river

1680
01:46:42,409 --> 01:46:46,040
- ♪ Yeah, yeah
- ♪ Yeah, I'm looking up the river ♪

1681
01:46:46,042 --> 01:46:49,576
- ♪ Yeah, yeah
- ♪ Now I'm looking up the river ♪

1682
01:46:49,578 --> 01:46:54,974
♪ Yeah, yeah, ooh

1683
01:46:54,976 --> 01:46:58,175
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah

1684
01:46:58,177 --> 01:47:00,075
♪ 'Cause I'm looking up the river ♪

1685
01:47:00,077 --> 01:47:02,809
♪ Down the barrel of a gun.

1686
01:47:09,276 --> 01:47:11,677
(Music playing)

1687
01:47:16,980 --> 01:47:20,608
where'd these stanky ladies
in the flags come from?

1688
01:47:20,610 --> 01:47:23,776
They smell like something that done
flew out of a defecation device.

1689
01:47:23,778 --> 01:47:25,809
I thought they were with your show.

1690
01:47:25,811 --> 01:47:28,411
So where'd all these

1691
01:47:28,413 --> 01:47:30,112
stanky skanky flag ladies come from?

1692
01:47:30,114 --> 01:47:31,779
They smell like something
that fell out of that goat.

1693
01:47:31,781 --> 01:47:34,910
Say, can you tell me, who are all
these ladies wrapped up in flags?

1694
01:47:34,912 --> 01:47:37,744
'Cause they smell like
someone yawned in Technicolor.

1695
01:47:37,746 --> 01:47:39,478
- I've got a question to ask you.
- Yes, sir.

1696
01:47:39,480 --> 01:47:41,810
Why are all these naked ladies
wearing flags

1697
01:47:41,812 --> 01:47:43,312
and why do they smell like doody?

1698
01:47:43,314 --> 01:47:45,246
You know what?
I got something that you don't.

1699
01:47:45,248 --> 01:47:47,712
- What's that?
- A tutti-frutti! Whoo!

1700
01:47:48,646 --> 01:47:51,114
I got me a star-spangled blammer!

1701
01:47:51,116 --> 01:47:53,680
- Yeah!
- (Crowd cheers)

1702
01:47:53,682 --> 01:47:56,347
A Yankee doodle dandy.
Whoo!

1703
01:47:56,349 --> 01:47:59,613
I got me a whop-bop-a-loo-bop
a-wham-bam-boom.

1704
01:47:59,615 --> 01:48:02,380
And I'ma leave you here.
And I think that you should be careful.

1705
01:48:02,382 --> 01:48:03,714
You should be careful,
young missy.

1706
01:48:03,716 --> 01:48:05,514
'Cause something that go
bump in the night gonna climb up

1707
01:48:05,516 --> 01:48:07,782
your little scoochy-cooch
and it's gonna find its way

1708
01:48:07,784 --> 01:48:10,082
into that thing that you got that I don't.

1709
01:48:10,084 --> 01:48:12,549
- Hello, my lovely...
- (crowd cheers)

1710
01:48:14,182 --> 01:48:16,215
We gonna fuckin'...

1711
01:48:16,217 --> 01:48:18,082
kick your ass, Lamar.

1712
01:48:18,084 --> 01:48:19,183
Man: All right, Paul, let's...

1713
01:48:19,184 --> 01:48:20,483
(laughs)

1714
01:48:20,485 --> 01:48:22,150
Paul: Somebody could have said

1715
01:48:22,152 --> 01:48:24,485
- let's dial it back.
- Man: Wow.

1716
01:48:24,487 --> 01:48:26,647
Let's dial it... (laughs)

1717
01:48:26,649 --> 01:48:28,781
This gurgling,
this ain't exactly normal.

1718
01:48:28,783 --> 01:48:31,116
I ain't taking his ass nowhere
and getting locked up. He's okay.

1719
01:48:31,118 --> 01:48:34,149
- (Gurgling)
- We can't just leave him here.

1720
01:48:34,151 --> 01:48:36,685
- Look at that.
- (Laughs) Sorry.

1721
01:48:36,687 --> 01:48:38,352
(Both laughing)

1722
01:48:41,684 --> 01:48:44,549
- (laughing)
- Man: Okay, let's reset.

1723
01:48:44,551 --> 01:48:45,916
Get another one.
That was great, too.

1724
01:48:45,918 --> 01:48:49,451
I'm sorry, I lost it.
I... I'm a fucking bastard.

1725
01:48:49,453 --> 01:48:51,019
It's not gonna be funny
when I really kill ya.

1726
01:48:51,021 --> 01:48:53,084
It's not gonna be... it's not funny now,

1727
01:48:53,086 --> 01:48:55,884
but I don't know
why it made me... okay. Shh.

1728
01:48:55,886 --> 01:48:58,385
- Okay, we haven't turned around yet.
- Are we turning around?

1729
01:48:58,387 --> 01:49:00,285
Fuck.
I'm sorry I lost it.

1730
01:49:00,287 --> 01:49:01,552
No, it's okay.

1731
01:49:02,620 --> 01:49:04,819
Man: And cut.

1732
01:49:04,821 --> 01:49:09,086
- (Coughing)
- All right, cut, cut, cut.

1733
01:49:09,088 --> 01:49:11,087
Gross!

1734
01:49:15,454 --> 01:49:16,753
First carousel?

1735
01:49:26,922 --> 01:49:30,057
- Man: Cut.
- (Laughing)

1736
01:49:35,321 --> 01:49:38,387
(music playing)

1737
01:52:03,601 --> 01:52:05,666
- (woman moaning)
- (man grunting, panting)

1738
01:52:17,936 --> 01:52:20,469
Theresa: Oh, Johnny,
you're the best.

1739
01:52:20,471 --> 01:52:22,036
(Latex glove snaps)