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(SNORING CONTINUES)
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(AGNES MUMBLING)
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You look completely different
out of your uniform.
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Is, is that loaded? (SNORES)
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(ALARM CONTINUES BUZZING)
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(SIGHS SHRILLY)
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(SNORING CONTINUES)
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Steady, son. Steady.
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Don't push till I tell you.
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Who? Oh...
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(SNORING)
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(ALARM CONTINUES BUZZING)
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(SNORING CONTINUES)
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Yes? Who is it?
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Jesus, I'm late!
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(GRUNTING)
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(SHE'S A LADY PLAYING)
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(CRIES OUT)
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Shit! Feck it.
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Hello. I can't stop, I slept late.
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Oh, for God's sake!
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Jesus. Feck it.
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Shit!
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Feck it. Get in!
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Oh, that's me now back on time.
(CHUCKLES)
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Wait a minute.
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This shouldn't be here.
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That's better.
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This is the movie!
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- Winnie!
- Hiya.
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- Morning, Fat Annie.
- Good morning, Agnes.
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Do you think the carrots will be
as expensive today as they were yesterday?
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If they are, I hope they're small ones,
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'cause the wholesaler
can shove them up his arse.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Cathy starts her new job today.
An office job.
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Imagine being stuck in an office all day.
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Not me, Annie. I'm an independent trader.
Born to it and lovin' it.
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Morning, Father Damien.
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- Mornin'.
- This is the life.
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- Mornin'!
- Ooh, thank you.
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Come on, girls!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Good morning!
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AGNES: Good morning, Dublin!
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Get the finest of fruit and vegetables
from all over the world right here!
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The best of fruit! The greenest of greens!
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And the friendliest of service!
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Tom, if you're not buying, fuck off.
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There goes Perry Mason.
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Yeah. He wouldn't get a
prison guard out of prison.
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(LAUGHING)
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- Morning, Agnes.
- Hello, Jasper. What have you got for me?
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That'll be the Revenue Office.
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Just as well it's brown, so
they won't see me wiping my arse with it.
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(LAUGHS)
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Beautiful kumquats, Brussels sprouts
and prickly pears!
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How are you, love?
Do you want to squeeze my prickly pears?
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- Morning, Mammy.
- Hello, Dermot son.
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- Hello, Maria.
- Hello, Mrs Brown.
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And how's my lovely triplets today?
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George has a touch of wind.
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What's the matter? What's the matter?
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Oh, that's Ringo.
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Hey, you big lizard!
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It's a frog, you blind bastard.
Ribbit, ribbit!
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No, Dermot, you're a gecko.
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I've been saying "ribbit, ribbit" all week.
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I'll be off. I have to meet Buster.
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- How is Buster, love?
- He's fine.
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Are we "not guilty" again today, Buster?
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We are.
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So, Mr Cunningham, will you tell the court
how many horses do you own?
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Seven.
But six now, since that bastard stole one.
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Justice, I object.
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He is pointing at my client.
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That is prejudicial.
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That, Mr Crews,
is because your client is on trial here.
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That's fair enough, I suppose, isn't it?
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(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
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He's good, isn't he?
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Morning, Ma.
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Hello, Mark. Hello, Betty.
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- Great news, Ma.
- You're pregnant?
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Oh, thank God. A brother for Bono.
I'll start knitting.
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It's not a brother for Bono.
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A sister for Bono. I'll start knitting.
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- I'm not pregnant.
- Are you sure?
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- It's a job, Ma.
- For Bono? He's only six, love.
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Mark's got a new carpentry contract.
A big one.
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Congratulations, love.
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Poor Bono. Growing up an only child.
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See you later, Ma.
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Hello, Evelyn.
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She's looking great. Hope
she paid for that...
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- Morning, Agnes.
- My fuckin' foot!
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Will you two feckin' talk to each other,
and don't be texting.
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I see you, Laura, I see you.
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Hello, Braden. Look at you.
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- He's getting hairy like his father.
- (WOMAN LAUGHING)
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- A very good morning to you, Agnes.
- Hello, Rab.
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- Out last night doing a bit of reggae?
- I am not from Jamaica.
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♪ Lie down girl
Let me push it up, push it up ♪
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Here, Rasta man... Take
the air out of that.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Mr Cunningham...
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Is it true that you starve your animals?
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Tom Crews, solicitor. C-R-E-W-S.
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In fact, were you not found guilty
of the mistreatment of your horses
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on four occasions over the past 12 months?
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Justice, if I may...
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Mr Cunningham is not on trial here.
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Go somewhere else, please, Mr Crews.
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With, with, with the questions.
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Yeah, the... (CLEARS THROAT)
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He... (MUMBLING)
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- A horse. He...
- Psst!
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Come.
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Do we have a question, Mr Crews?
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Mr Cunningham,
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what is the name of this horse
that you allege my client stole?
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I just called him "horsey".
Like, "Come here, horsey, horsey".
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No, not what you called it.
The name-name of this horse.
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I mean, it would be on the papers
that you have for this horse.
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I don't have papers.
He didn't come with papers.
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You have a photograph of this horse?
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What the fuck would I be doing
taking a photograph of a horse for?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Justice, without any evidence
of the existence of this horse,
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how can my client be
accused of stealing it?
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To all intents and purposes,
this horse does not even exist.
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I have a very busy day ahead of me.
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I can't spend time on the theft
of an invisible horse.
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Case dismissed.
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How can a one-pound box of chocolates
put on five pounds?
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It's beyond my apprehension.
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Cathy's talking about getting me
something nice for my birthday.
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Really? What?
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Tickets to go to Placido Dodominigo.
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Oh, lovely. For a week or 10 days?
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Speaking of birthdays, I don't know what
to get my Sharon for hers next week.
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- Get her a book.
- No, she has one.
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You know, Winnie,
I live for these little chats of ours.
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- Me, too, Agnes.
- Here, come on.
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Off with you. I have work to do.
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OK.
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Yes, love?
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What's the difference between
those apples for 50 cents
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and those for apples for 75?
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Well these ones are low fat.
They're called Granny Smith Lite.
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I'll take of the low fat 75 cent ones.
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That's 1.50, love, please.
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There you go.
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Have a nice day.
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You're a gas, Agnes.
The low fat ones should be cheaper.
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- Winnie, off with you. Go on, go.
- Right.
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Farm-fresh eggs!
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So fresh the hen doesn't
even know they're missing yet!
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Are you all right there, Maggie?
Can you manage, love?
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That's 15 stalls in six months.
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AGNES: Bastards.
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They won't be happy
till they close us all down.
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Then there won't be a Moore Street Market.
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Well, they won't take me without a fight,
Fat Annie.
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Whoever they are.
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Another one gone, Ivan.
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(LAUGHS)
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Now all we need are four more,
and we can start building.
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And once we have started building,
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all of the other stall holders
will just shut up shop.
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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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He says get building shopping centre,
or he will rip off your fucking head
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and sheet down your neck.
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The working class can fuck my ass.
(LAUGHING)
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- "Kiss my arse".
- What?
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The words are "kiss my arse".
"Fuck my arse" is an entirely...
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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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Calm down, Ivan.
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Your money is safe. No need to worry.
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We've started on planning
permission already.
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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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Now...
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Let's see which stall will be
the next one to go, shall we?
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This one.
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- Jesus.
- Are you all right, Agnes?
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I got a shiver,
like somebody just walked over me grave.
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Annie.
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Keep an eye here, will you? I want to
run this up to Cathy at her new job.
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No bother, Agnes.
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AGNES: To Cathy.
Good luck in your new job.
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I believe in you. Mammy.
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Settling in OK there, little lady?
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Well, sort of, Mr Bullwhip.
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Calm down.
We don't stand on ceremony here, honey.
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And it's Cathy. Not
"honey" or "little lady".
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Very good.
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AGNES: Yoo-hoo!
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AGNES: I'm at the window.
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- I'm still not sure of my role here.
- AGNES: I have fruit.
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- Look, Cathy...
- AGNES: Bananas.
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People buy something
not because they need it...
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(AGNES COOING)
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...but because we, the
advertising geniuses,
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try to find a way to convince them
that they want it.
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- Do you?
- You mean, "Do we", babe.
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AGNES: Who the fuck is he?
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Right, well...
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Settle in, sweetheart.
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- Madam.
- Fuckface.
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I beg your pardon?
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Nice... Nice place, I said. Good place.
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Mammy! Get in here.
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"Settle in, sweetheart."
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I know. I heard.
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You wouldn't have to put up with that shit
if you worked for yourself.
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I'm not taking over the stall!
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I'm just saying, that's all I did...
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I'm just... I...
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I'm just saying!
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Didn't hurt.
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AGNES: Come on, Winnie. While it's warm.
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- Agnes...
- What?
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How come Father Damien always gives you
more penance than he gives me?
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Because I've a lot more sins.
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No, you don't.
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Oh, I do.
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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
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- This box is already in use.
- Winnie, get out.
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Not until I've heard your sins.
Father, I'm much more sinful than her.
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- What?
- Will you get out, for Jesus' sake?
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Mrs Brown, do not take
the Lord's name in vain.
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Sorry, Father, I'll add it on
to my list in a minute.
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- (KNOCKING)
- CATHY: Mammy?
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00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:09,090
- Father, is that my Cathy?
- I had impure thoughts, Father.
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Shut up, Winnie.
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Hello, Father Damien.
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Hello, Cathy.
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Look, if you need to talk...
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- Mammy, what is this?
- I can't see.
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It's an envelope.
246
00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:25,064
- I robbed a bank.
- A bank?
247
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,108
You did not, Winnie. Shut up!
248
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:30,861
It's a letter from the tax office.
"Final Notice" it says.
249
00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,571
Why haven't you done something about it?
250
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:36,033
I don't pay tax. I changed
my name to Google.
251
00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:39,078
Look ladies, if you wanna chat,
why don't you go somewhere else?
252
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,830
Shush, Father.
253
00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:43,708
That is a letter about my business,
about my stall,
254
00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:45,501
and you have made it perfectly clear...
255
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:47,503
It's a demand for a payment.
256
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,338
This is not the place.
257
00:18:49,422 --> 00:18:51,090
Yes, it is.
258
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,801
Apparently my grandmother
owes them £96.
259
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,929
And as the current owner
of the business, I'm liable.
260
00:18:57,013 --> 00:18:59,348
- I had sex with a farm animal.
- What?
261
00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:01,100
A goat.
262
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,644
No, you did not.
263
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:06,188
Not even a goat would
give her a shag, Father.
264
00:19:06,272 --> 00:19:09,275
That's it! That's it, ladies. Out!
265
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,027
Come on! Out now!
266
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:16,032
Give me penance. Come on, lay it on me.
267
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:17,825
Do your worst!
268
00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:21,662
You better take this serious.
269
00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:24,123
Fine. I'll go to the tax
office in the morning.
270
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,001
Mrs McGoogan, are you licking my shoes?
271
00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:30,379
£96.
272
00:19:30,463 --> 00:19:33,174
Even with interest and penalties,
it can't be that bad.
273
00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:36,761
AGNES:
Are you feckin' mad? How much?
274
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:40,306
Four million Euro.
275
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,808
Four million Euro?
276
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:46,062
Ah, listen, love, there
must be some mistake.
277
00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:48,898
Jesus, now you've killed her.
278
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,525
How much?
279
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,406
So, I've had quite a large tax bill.
280
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,909
Four million Euro.
281
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:02,078
But you mustn't worry.
282
00:20:18,094 --> 00:20:20,429
I'm not worrying. It's not my problem.
283
00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:23,891
Your mummy's right.
There's nothing to worry about.
284
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:27,436
The man in the Revenue Office
said it was probably a mistake.
285
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,689
- When did he say that?
- Just after you passed out.
286
00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:33,776
- But why didn't you tell me?
- You were passed out.
287
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:37,154
For God's sake, sometimes you're
as useless as a knitted condom.
288
00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:40,366
- Well, he said he'd ring you.
- (SNORTS)
289
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:42,535
(MOBILE RINGING)
290
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:45,371
Wish me luck.
291
00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:47,748
- Hello?
- (MOBILE RINGING)
292
00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:51,919
Wish me luck.
293
00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:55,005
Hello? How do you do?
294
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,050
Speaking.
295
00:20:58,134 --> 00:21:01,387
It's him. It is a mistake?
296
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,974
I only owe 3.8 million?
297
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:11,188
Well, that's a relief.
I won't have to sell the feckin' yacht.
298
00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,109
I think you will have to sell the yacht.
299
00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:17,570
- How long have you had a yacht?
- How much is a yacht worth?
300
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:20,156
I don't have a feckin' yacht!
301
00:21:21,157 --> 00:21:24,201
I know. You go on hunger strike.
Refuse to eat until they cancel the bill.
302
00:21:24,285 --> 00:21:27,204
They'd have to cancel it in 20 minutes.
I'm fuckin' starvin'.
303
00:21:27,288 --> 00:21:29,707
- (ALL CHUCKLING)
- I have a better idea.
304
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,879
I get the old unit together.
We blow up the Revenue Office,
305
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:37,465
then we barricade ourselves in here,
306
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,800
prime the place with booby traps
307
00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:42,595
and take out the first
tax man that comes near.
308
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:44,388
(BLOWS)
309
00:21:44,472 --> 00:21:46,765
They'll never take you alive.
310
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,729
Somebody get his feckin' tablets.
311
00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:54,940
What we need is a lawyer, Mammy.
312
00:21:55,024 --> 00:21:57,026
All right, but a cheap one.
313
00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:04,575
Now, I can't make head nor tails of this.
314
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:09,830
According to this reference number,
you need a licence to import cobra snakes.
315
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:12,958
That's not a reference number. It's a date.
316
00:22:15,753 --> 00:22:18,631
I said cheap. I didn't
mean this fucking cheap.
317
00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:22,510
Offer the tax people a euro a week.
318
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,303
Winnie, don't be ridiculous.
319
00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:26,680
I'm not, Agnes.
320
00:22:26,764 --> 00:22:28,474
They might not accept it
321
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:32,394
but once you make an offer
the courts have to consider it.
322
00:22:32,478 --> 00:22:34,146
She's right.
323
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:36,398
How do you know all this, Mrs McGoogan?
324
00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:38,734
I worked in the Revenue Office.
325
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,488
You were a tax collector?
326
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:44,782
Cleaner. But I heard things.
327
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,744
If that's the case,
it'll give us time to set up a fund.
328
00:22:49,245 --> 00:22:52,206
- A fund?
- "The Mrs Brown Defence Fund."
329
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:55,626
I'm liking this. Who'll be treasurer?
330
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,378
ALL: Not you.
331
00:23:08,264 --> 00:23:10,474
Hello, Mrs Brown.
332
00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:12,309
Hello. Can I help you?
333
00:23:12,393 --> 00:23:15,187
Actually, it's me who's here
to help you, madam.
334
00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:21,735
I don't get it. Why would you want
to buy my mother's stall and licence?
335
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,113
My client is a well-known retailer.
336
00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:28,242
Who, I'm sure you'll appreciate,
I'm not at liberty to reveal at this time.
337
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:32,121
And he sees this as an opportunity
to invest in the community.
338
00:23:33,289 --> 00:23:34,957
30,000 is a lot of money.
339
00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:37,459
Over 200 years is a lot of heritage.
340
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,631
It was my great, great grandmother
that started the stall.
341
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:46,677
It's been handed down to the eldest girl
in the family ever since.
342
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:49,555
Since 1802.
343
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,766
The times they are a-changing.
344
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,561
- There's one problem.
- And that is?
345
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,730
Show him the tax letter.
346
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:05,070
Not a problem.
347
00:24:05,154 --> 00:24:06,989
It's now 3.8 million.
348
00:24:07,698 --> 00:24:11,869
My client brings a lot of investment
and employment to Ireland.
349
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,997
Once we agree the sale,
we can make this go away.
350
00:24:16,332 --> 00:24:19,543
- Really? Just like that?
- Just like that.
351
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,839
Right then. I'll leave that with you.
352
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:26,425
You have my card.
353
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,177
I'll see you out.
354
00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:43,776
I'm sorry, Granny.
355
00:24:44,485 --> 00:24:46,153
I've let you down.
356
00:24:48,656 --> 00:24:50,532
There's my grandmother.
357
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:54,119
They were false teeth.
358
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,789
They were a wedding present.
359
00:24:58,207 --> 00:25:01,627
RAB: Only If we are united can
we save Moore Street Market.
360
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:05,464
So, does anyone have a question
for our political representative, Mr Irwin?
361
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,216
(ALL CLAMOURING)
362
00:25:08,384 --> 00:25:10,344
Silence!
363
00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:14,306
Now, look, I am here to assure you
364
00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:19,019
that as long as I am the representative
for this constituency,
365
00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:22,564
Moore Street Market is here to stay!
366
00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:24,525
(ALL CHEERING)
367
00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:27,611
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
if you will excuse me,
368
00:25:27,695 --> 00:25:29,780
I have some government
business to attend to.
369
00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:31,782
Very good. Thank you.
370
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:37,538
Lots of shite about nothing.
Living the dream, what?
371
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:39,832
Living the dream.
372
00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:44,169
Mrs Brown. You came.
373
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:48,465
I forgot this was even on.
We're just here for a drink, that's all.
374
00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:52,177
But, Agnes, you are the most important
of all the stallholders in Moore Street.
375
00:25:52,261 --> 00:25:54,346
- Well...
- Not for long.
376
00:25:54,430 --> 00:25:57,808
- What? What does she mean?
- Nothing, nothing.
377
00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:00,060
- She's selling her stall.
- Winnie, move.
378
00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:09,027
- Can I have your attention, please?
- WOMAN: Show us your cock!
379
00:26:09,111 --> 00:26:10,779
- Shh!
- (ALL LAUGH)
380
00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:15,033
I have an important announcement
concerning Mrs Agnes Brown.
381
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:16,827
(SPITS)
382
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,537
What's he feckin' saying?
383
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,289
They have won again.
384
00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:26,170
Mrs Brown is selling her stall
and leaving Moore Street.
385
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:27,921
(ALL GASPING)
386
00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:35,971
Shit, do something.
387
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,894
Stop it.
388
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:46,356
I'm thinking about it.
I haven't made a decision yet.
389
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,234
Don't look at me like that!
390
00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:54,406
It's nothing to do
with Rab's imaginary "them".
391
00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:57,910
I have a tax bill.
I can't afford to pay it. That's it.
392
00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,078
But we all love you, Mrs Brown.
393
00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:03,916
If you cannot pay it, we will all
chip in and help you pay it.
394
00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:06,335
- We are family.
- ALL: Yes.
395
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,420
WOMAN: I've no fucking family in Jamaica.
396
00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:10,547
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- I'm not Jamaican.
397
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:14,259
Hands up those that will chip in
to help Mrs Brown.
398
00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:19,681
The tax bill's about four million Euro.
399
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:27,689
There you are, Rab. Look, Mr Patel...
I don't know, maybe you're right.
400
00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:30,692
Maybe there is a "them",
but it makes no difference.
401
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:32,986
Exactly. No difference.
402
00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:37,866
Agnes doesn't care who it is. She'll not
leave Moore Street without a fight.
403
00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:39,618
- Exactly.
- (ALL CHEERING)
404
00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:43,497
No, wait, wait. Winnie, what the fuck
are you... Winnie, get back here!
405
00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:47,167
Did you think for one minute Agnes Brown
would go without a fight?
406
00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:48,961
ALL: No!
407
00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:51,630
When they tried to double the price
of the licence, who beat them down?
408
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:53,382
ALL: Agnes.
409
00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:56,635
When the Corporation tried to reduce
the stall space, who told them to...
410
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,554
ALL: Agnes!
411
00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:00,764
Jesus Christ.
412
00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:07,145
Oh, Winnie. What have you feckin' started?
413
00:28:07,229 --> 00:28:09,523
(ALL SINGING) ♪ Oh, we're going to Jamaica
414
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:13,193
♪ Oh, back to the palm trees ♪
415
00:28:25,664 --> 00:28:28,250
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
416
00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:35,549
Rip off heads!
417
00:28:59,281 --> 00:29:00,949
Not yet.
418
00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:10,500
Mr Bogmonovitch
doesn't like public meetings.
419
00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:13,378
This Mrs Brown, she has a mouth on her.
420
00:29:13,462 --> 00:29:15,505
I was there, remember?
421
00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:20,802
Now I wouldn't be getting too worried
about a little local public meeting.
422
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:25,223
Mr Bogmonovitch says that we should
rip off her head and sheet down her neck.
423
00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:28,602
Well, yes, Gregor, if the need arises.
424
00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:32,773
But for now, let's keep the whole thing
under the radar.
425
00:29:33,357 --> 00:29:36,735
Let's keep this quiet, hmm?
426
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:58,256
Mummy, they're talking
about Granny on the TV.
427
00:30:00,801 --> 00:30:04,596
But what we know is Agnes Brown
is a mother of six children
428
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,515
whom she reared alone.
429
00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:09,768
Her only income
is from her Moore Street stall
430
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:13,105
which has been handed down from
mother to daughter for generations
431
00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:16,441
- and which, I believe, is now under threat.
- Yes, Eamonn,
432
00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:19,528
I'm here on Moore Street with Rab Patel...
433
00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:22,322
- A shop owner originally from Jamaica.
- (MOUTHING)
434
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:26,076
Tell me, Mr Patel, what exactly
is the threat facing this market?
435
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:27,786
This is not new.
436
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:31,623
There is someone trying to drive us
all out of Moore Street Market.
437
00:30:31,707 --> 00:30:33,583
A developer. And he knows who he is!
438
00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:46,304
OK, enough now. Move on.
439
00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:53,729
Seriously, go now. I have work to do.
440
00:30:56,273 --> 00:30:58,775
Hey! Fuck off!
441
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:03,739
Move it! Shoo!
442
00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:05,824
Well, you've certainly made a splash.
443
00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,826
I've no time for that shite, Annie.
444
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:11,455
Fresh fruit and vegetables!
445
00:31:12,164 --> 00:31:13,915
As seen on TV!
446
00:31:16,626 --> 00:31:18,962
Just the one, love? That'll be 75 cents.
447
00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:21,256
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
448
00:31:23,216 --> 00:31:25,927
75 fucking cent.
449
00:31:30,515 --> 00:31:32,601
Now it's a smoothie. That's 2.50.
450
00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:36,146
Hey! You sell your stall, you stupid bitch!
451
00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:37,898
Excuse me a moment.
452
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:44,029
(GROANS)
453
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:45,947
Anything else, love?
454
00:31:46,031 --> 00:31:49,076
- I'll be back.
- Hasta la vista, Arnie.
455
00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:53,413
And you'll want to bring more
than the Blues Brothers.
456
00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:55,332
You'll fucking need them.
457
00:31:56,792 --> 00:31:58,460
Are you all right, Mammy?
458
00:31:58,543 --> 00:32:01,421
Rab Patel is right.
Something's going on, Dermot.
459
00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:03,632
I've just been threatened by Russian thugs.
460
00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:07,302
- Russian?
- I think they'll be back.
461
00:32:07,385 --> 00:32:09,054
Why?
462
00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:11,264
'Cause he said "I'll be back".
463
00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:19,272
Hiya, Gloria. I'm looking for Buster Brady.
Is he doing something here?
464
00:32:19,356 --> 00:32:22,984
- That little shit. He's down the big hall.
- Thank you.
465
00:32:32,577 --> 00:32:35,080
You must use your senses.
466
00:32:36,665 --> 00:32:38,333
Trust them.
467
00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:41,837
They will tell you where the glass is.
468
00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:45,507
You're like a cheetah in the dark,
469
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:48,260
but you'd know exactly
where to place your foot.
470
00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:51,596
You're invincible.
471
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,348
A human radar.
472
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,936
Hiya, Dermot. Here, I'll
leave that with you.
473
00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:01,606
What the hell are you doing?
474
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,316
Just helping Mr Wang.
475
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,360
(GROANS)
476
00:33:05,443 --> 00:33:07,571
Ah, you dope.
477
00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,865
- Medic!
- MAN: On my way.
478
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:13,618
Mr Wang hurt his leg,
so I just said I'd help out.
479
00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:17,414
Ninja, for the blind?
480
00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:20,792
(IN CHINESE ACCENT)
Hello, friend of Misser Busser.
481
00:33:20,876 --> 00:33:26,006
You're very welcome to Mr Wang
number one Ninja School for the Brind.
482
00:33:26,631 --> 00:33:29,050
- He's not even Chinese!
- (GASPS)
483
00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:33,221
Herro, Mr Taliban! I'm
from Sichuan Province.
484
00:33:33,889 --> 00:33:35,515
He's from Finglas.
485
00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:38,268
Everybody look at me and say
"What you doing in my country?"
486
00:33:38,351 --> 00:33:41,980
I say "Ha, Chinese". They go...
487
00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,357
(LAUGHING)
488
00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:46,109
- Keep going.
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) I'm sorry.
489
00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:49,070
Your spit went past me.
490
00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:52,324
(SPEAKS IN CHINESE ACCENT)
You only see brind people.
491
00:33:52,407 --> 00:33:55,911
You do not see that
they see more than you see.
492
00:33:55,994 --> 00:33:57,829
Please, show some respect.
493
00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:00,081
(GROANS)
494
00:34:00,165 --> 00:34:02,083
You brind fucker. I kill you!
495
00:34:03,251 --> 00:34:06,296
Come on, let's get out of here.
I need to talk to you.
496
00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:10,133
Mammy has a problem,
and I think the Russians are involved.
497
00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:13,053
The Russians?
I'm not getting involved in that.
498
00:34:13,136 --> 00:34:15,180
Marie is thinking about setting up a fund.
499
00:34:15,263 --> 00:34:16,973
A fund? I'm in.
500
00:34:17,849 --> 00:34:21,603
I kill you! You can't run, you can't hide!
I kill you!
501
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:28,985
A quiz night.
That should raise at least 200 Euro.
502
00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:33,281
This lawyer and the barrister
could cost up to 25,000.
503
00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:36,034
I've a sponsor here who'll pay 5,000 Euro
504
00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:38,578
if somebody agrees
to swim across the Channel.
505
00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:41,414
- No.
- Wait, I'll do that.
506
00:34:41,498 --> 00:34:44,542
- Really?
- Oh, Maria, he's a great swimmer.
507
00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:47,796
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. How hard can it be?
508
00:34:47,879 --> 00:34:51,132
We could make it really big.
It could be the launch of the whole thing.
509
00:34:51,549 --> 00:34:54,094
Right, then, let's do it. This weekend.
510
00:34:54,678 --> 00:34:57,055
What? Do you not need
to train for a few weeks?
511
00:34:57,138 --> 00:35:00,183
- Not at all.
- A wonderful swimmer.
512
00:35:00,976 --> 00:35:02,644
A dolphin.
513
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,438
(CRYING)
514
00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:08,900
I thought she said the canal.
515
00:35:11,027 --> 00:35:12,696
Shh.
516
00:35:13,238 --> 00:35:16,741
Now just do your best.
Just go as far as you can.
517
00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:18,535
You're very brave.
518
00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:21,037
I have this, thank you, Barbara.
519
00:35:21,329 --> 00:35:23,331
Fine.
520
00:35:23,415 --> 00:35:25,917
MARIA: This is an injustice
of mammoth proportions.
521
00:35:26,001 --> 00:35:29,796
A widow being persecuted
while the bankers and developer barons
522
00:35:29,879 --> 00:35:31,589
ride roughshod over the law!
523
00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:33,341
(CROWD CHEERING)
524
00:35:39,848 --> 00:35:44,102
ALL: Five, four, three, two, one.
525
00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:45,854
(FIRES)
526
00:35:48,523 --> 00:35:50,191
Go!
527
00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:52,027
(CHARIOTS OF FIRE PLAYING)
528
00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:15,925
(SHOUTS) It's freezing!
529
00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:20,847
MARK: Rory! Rory!
530
00:36:21,431 --> 00:36:23,183
Barbara, towel.
531
00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:25,643
Rory!
532
00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:30,774
Rory!
533
00:36:32,108 --> 00:36:34,027
MARK: Rory, come back!
534
00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:40,408
OK, when we get in here,
let me do the talking.
535
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:43,703
These Russians don't scare too easy,
so let's try and sort this diplomatically.
536
00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:45,455
OK.
537
00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:48,625
And you know the drill. If it looks like
it's gonna kick off, what do we do?
538
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:50,377
- Run like fuck.
- Exactly.
539
00:36:58,551 --> 00:37:00,220
Excuse me.
540
00:37:08,144 --> 00:37:10,814
We don't want any bad blood between us,
541
00:37:10,897 --> 00:37:14,192
but one of you lot threatened my
mother, and I'm not having that.
542
00:37:15,151 --> 00:37:16,820
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
543
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,369
What the fuck?
544
00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:27,872
I think he said everybody can be friends.
545
00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:29,666
How do you know?
546
00:37:29,749 --> 00:37:32,127
I used to have a Russian girlfriend.
547
00:37:32,210 --> 00:37:35,380
Well, "girlfriend's" a bit strong.
She gave me a discount.
548
00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:38,007
Well, tell him that we want to be friends.
549
00:37:38,675 --> 00:37:40,343
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
550
00:37:56,359 --> 00:37:58,653
(ALL CHUCKLING)
551
00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:02,824
(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
552
00:38:07,162 --> 00:38:08,955
Way to go, Buster. Well done.
553
00:38:14,794 --> 00:38:19,382
I will not kill your mother
because her name is Agnes.
554
00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:24,345
It was my grandmother's name.
555
00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:26,556
- He said...
- I heard him.
556
00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:30,477
- And what is your name?
- Buster.
557
00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:33,938
But all my friends call me Agnes.
558
00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,781
- (SPEAKS RUSSIAN)
- (GIGGLES)
559
00:38:43,865 --> 00:38:45,533
(CLEARS THROAT)
560
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:48,912
(GIGGLING)
561
00:38:49,871 --> 00:38:51,581
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
562
00:38:51,664 --> 00:38:53,708
(ALL LAUGHING)
563
00:38:59,797 --> 00:39:01,716
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
564
00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:17,023
These are a serious bunch.
565
00:39:17,106 --> 00:39:19,859
Maybe. But they don't have what we have.
566
00:39:22,111 --> 00:39:23,947
Ninjas.
567
00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:25,698
Shut up, Buster.
568
00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:29,452
Give me that phone here.
569
00:39:32,956 --> 00:39:34,666
(SIGHS)
570
00:39:41,673 --> 00:39:43,341
Hello?
571
00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:47,929
This is Red Dog.
We need to get the unit together.
572
00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:50,848
I have a little job.
573
00:40:07,991 --> 00:40:10,577
- So that's them?
- Yeah.
574
00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:14,205
Time we sent them a little message.
575
00:40:14,289 --> 00:40:17,041
- A bomb?
- Yeah.
576
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:21,004
Just enough to turn that
coffee bar into a car park.
577
00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:23,047
And who's making the device?
578
00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:24,841
He should be here any minute.
579
00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,593
(CAR HORN HONKING)
580
00:40:27,844 --> 00:40:30,471
Here he is now, right on time.
581
00:40:39,314 --> 00:40:43,818
He's priming the device.
Then he'll drive it up to the target.
582
00:40:44,944 --> 00:40:47,989
That looks likes "The Hammer" Murphy.
583
00:40:48,072 --> 00:40:50,742
It is. The best in the business.
584
00:40:51,659 --> 00:40:55,204
Ah... And I thought he had Parkinson's.
585
00:40:57,999 --> 00:41:00,084
(ALARM RINGING)
586
00:41:05,256 --> 00:41:07,550
Oh, shit. Scatter.
587
00:41:17,185 --> 00:41:20,772
Eileen, did you see somebody blew up
the Parkinson's charity shop last night?
588
00:41:20,855 --> 00:41:23,274
I did. Disgraceful.
589
00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:25,068
Should be ashamed of themselves.
590
00:41:26,486 --> 00:41:28,154
Agnes Brown.
591
00:41:28,905 --> 00:41:31,115
- Philomena Nine Warts.
- There you are.
592
00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:33,534
I was looking for you everywhere.
593
00:41:33,618 --> 00:41:35,286
Well I wasn't feckin' hiding.
594
00:41:35,870 --> 00:41:37,622
I wanted to tell you something.
595
00:41:37,705 --> 00:41:39,374
This is all very dramatic.
596
00:41:39,457 --> 00:41:44,671
I just didn't want to be discussing your
private business in front of everybody.
597
00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:50,051
My private business.
598
00:41:51,886 --> 00:41:57,141
I was at the bingo last night and I was
talking to the girls about your tax thing.
599
00:41:57,225 --> 00:41:59,018
- My private tax thing?
- Yeah.
600
00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:00,770
Go on.
601
00:42:00,853 --> 00:42:03,147
- The next thing, my granny...
- Mary Moccasin.
602
00:42:03,231 --> 00:42:08,027
She said she was in the Revenue Office
paying her tax
603
00:42:08,111 --> 00:42:10,405
the same day your granny was there
604
00:42:10,488 --> 00:42:14,325
and she saw your granny paying the bill.
605
00:42:14,409 --> 00:42:16,119
- So my granny paid it?
- Yep.
606
00:42:16,661 --> 00:42:19,122
- I'd love to talk to your granny.
- No problem.
607
00:42:20,415 --> 00:42:22,917
MAN: Droopy drawers. 44.
608
00:42:23,876 --> 00:42:26,421
Two fat ladies, 88.
609
00:42:27,088 --> 00:42:28,756
Hello, Mary.
610
00:42:29,799 --> 00:42:35,346
Now Mary, can you tell us what you remember
about that morning in the Revenue Office?
611
00:42:36,347 --> 00:42:38,099
She's a bit deaf.
612
00:42:38,182 --> 00:42:40,351
Oh, right. Sorry, right.
613
00:42:41,269 --> 00:42:45,189
(LOUDLY) Mary! Can you tell me...
614
00:42:45,273 --> 00:42:48,109
Excuse me. She said "deaf" not "retarded".
615
00:42:48,985 --> 00:42:52,530
Gran, can you tell the man
616
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:54,991
about the Revenue Office
617
00:42:55,074 --> 00:42:57,744
with Mrs Brown's granny.
618
00:42:57,827 --> 00:43:00,621
Um, yeah. Hmm-mmm.
619
00:43:01,456 --> 00:43:03,124
That's fantastic.
620
00:43:03,207 --> 00:43:06,669
Now can you get Mary to the law library
on Friday morning?
621
00:43:06,753 --> 00:43:11,257
We'll get a sworn affidavit and submit
it to the court. This is fantastic.
622
00:43:11,340 --> 00:43:14,177
- Oh, the... Um...
- What?
623
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:16,387
No, no, no... We'll need a barrister.
624
00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:18,848
And I know just the man.
625
00:43:26,105 --> 00:43:29,484
I was born and raised in a cottage
on the banks of the Royal Canal.
626
00:43:30,234 --> 00:43:32,069
Bluebell Cottage, it was called.
627
00:43:32,153 --> 00:43:35,072
My father and mother lived there
all their married life.
628
00:43:35,823 --> 00:43:40,161
When my father died in 1999, my mother,
of course, was brokenhearted.
629
00:43:40,912 --> 00:43:44,999
But that cottage had so much
of my father in it, in every corner.
630
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,168
It kept her strong.
631
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,629
That's nice.
632
00:43:50,213 --> 00:43:51,923
Can we get on to my case, please?
633
00:43:52,006 --> 00:43:54,550
Agnes. Give the lad a chance.
634
00:43:55,384 --> 00:43:57,053
Go on, son.
635
00:43:57,136 --> 00:44:00,264
Well, in 1999 the PR Irwin Company
636
00:44:01,390 --> 00:44:03,434
bought most of the canal bank cottages.
637
00:44:04,268 --> 00:44:07,980
They wanted to build apartments,
but my mother wouldn't sell.
638
00:44:09,857 --> 00:44:14,237
Then one day she went out to buy some
brake pads for her Honda Gold Wing...
639
00:44:16,531 --> 00:44:20,159
And when she returned,
the cottage had been levelled.
640
00:44:22,954 --> 00:44:25,957
Everything that made up
her 73 years of life,
641
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:29,168
all in one big pile of rubble.
642
00:44:29,585 --> 00:44:31,254
Can they do that?
643
00:44:32,421 --> 00:44:34,298
Oh, it was a mistake, they claimed.
644
00:44:34,382 --> 00:44:37,718
The contractor had bulldozed
the wrong house, they said.
645
00:44:38,469 --> 00:44:43,015
The contractor was fined, my mother got
quite a large sum in compensation,
646
00:44:43,099 --> 00:44:45,560
but within months she was dead.
647
00:44:46,811 --> 00:44:48,688
Died of a broken heart?
648
00:44:48,771 --> 00:44:50,773
No, it was a paragliding accident.
649
00:44:53,484 --> 00:44:56,612
Irwin is the local representative.
I mean, it may not be him.
650
00:44:56,696 --> 00:44:58,865
Oh, Irwin is behind this all right.
651
00:44:59,824 --> 00:45:04,078
I checked the records out of curiosity.
He's up to his old tricks again.
652
00:45:04,161 --> 00:45:08,499
The land around your market is owned by
Harbour Master Investments.
653
00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:12,044
And Harbour Master Investments
is owned by...
654
00:45:12,128 --> 00:45:13,796
PR Irwin.
655
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:17,592
No, another company. Tiny Tool Limited.
656
00:45:18,885 --> 00:45:21,178
Whose shares are in the name of...
657
00:45:21,262 --> 00:45:22,972
PR Irwin.
658
00:45:23,055 --> 00:45:25,349
- No.
- Feck's sake.
659
00:45:25,433 --> 00:45:29,437
Three shareholders
who all are connected to...
660
00:45:31,105 --> 00:45:33,649
- PR Irwin.
- Feck it!
661
00:45:34,650 --> 00:45:38,696
So if we beat the Revenue, we beat Irwin.
662
00:45:40,698 --> 00:45:42,533
Are you on board, Mr Maydo Archer?
663
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,412
Mrs Brown, has Mr Crews here
informed you about my condition?
664
00:45:47,204 --> 00:45:49,790
Condition? What condition?
665
00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:52,919
When under pressure,
I am prone to bouts of Tourette's.
666
00:45:53,002 --> 00:45:55,254
For fuck's sake. What the fuck is that?
667
00:45:55,838 --> 00:45:58,466
Nothing that might bother you. I'm in.
668
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,510
(CHUCKLES)
669
00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:10,895
I've got myself a lovely barrister.
670
00:46:12,104 --> 00:46:13,773
A very handsome-looking man.
671
00:46:15,107 --> 00:46:17,652
- Well, you know, you're never too old.
- Ha!
672
00:46:19,028 --> 00:46:23,074
Now Mary, when we get in here,
all you have to do is sign an affidavit,
673
00:46:23,157 --> 00:46:25,409
just to say that my granny paid her tax.
674
00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:28,037
That way my stall will be safe.
675
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,915
- (BUS HORN BLARING)
- (CRASHING)
676
00:46:31,916 --> 00:46:33,960
Oh, for fuck's sake.
677
00:46:40,967 --> 00:46:44,387
You'd think in 102 years she'd have
learned to cross the fucking road.
678
00:46:44,470 --> 00:46:48,432
And so we lay to rest our dearly departed,
679
00:46:48,516 --> 00:46:51,185
Mary Moccasin, mother of seven...
680
00:46:51,268 --> 00:46:53,521
Mother of sorrows, look at her.
681
00:46:53,604 --> 00:46:55,272
(CRYING)
682
00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:58,776
Philomena, God love you,
you must be devastated.
683
00:46:59,443 --> 00:47:01,112
Not really.
684
00:47:01,195 --> 00:47:04,115
What a pity. Now we have
to find that receipt.
685
00:47:04,198 --> 00:47:05,825
Receipt?
686
00:47:05,908 --> 00:47:09,036
Well, if your grandmother paid it, they'll
have a receipt in the Revenue Office.
687
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,707
FATHER MCBRIDE: ...she sold second hand
shoes and illegal fireworks from her stall.
688
00:47:12,790 --> 00:47:15,960
Let us all take a silent moment
now to recall...
689
00:47:16,043 --> 00:47:18,963
Father, move it. Faster, faster!
690
00:47:19,046 --> 00:47:21,090
- Lord hear us.
- CROWD: Lord graciously hear us.
691
00:47:21,173 --> 00:47:22,967
As it is now and shall it always be,
world without end.
692
00:47:23,050 --> 00:47:24,677
CROWD: Amen.
693
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,429
In the name of the Father, Son,
the Holy Spirit. Amen.
694
00:47:26,512 --> 00:47:28,180
Go, go, go, go, go.
695
00:47:37,773 --> 00:47:40,067
- How do you do?
- Hello?
696
00:47:41,318 --> 00:47:42,987
Fuck.
697
00:47:45,406 --> 00:47:47,033
Two chips, one small cod.
698
00:47:47,116 --> 00:47:48,784
(CREW LAUGHING)
699
00:47:50,369 --> 00:47:51,996
- Do you want salt and vinegar?
- Yeah.
700
00:47:52,079 --> 00:47:54,206
Salt and vinegar on one, please.
701
00:48:04,550 --> 00:48:06,177
How do you do?
702
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:08,763
We're looking to get a receipt
and we were told we could get it here.
703
00:48:08,846 --> 00:48:10,556
National Records Service.
704
00:48:10,639 --> 00:48:12,767
Yes, so this is the
National Records Service, then?
705
00:48:12,850 --> 00:48:14,810
- No, you're through to the wrong building.
- Oh.
706
00:48:14,894 --> 00:48:17,021
- What's this, then?
- Hello?
707
00:48:17,855 --> 00:48:19,523
Hello.
708
00:48:19,607 --> 00:48:21,275
National Records Service.
709
00:48:22,610 --> 00:48:24,361
Excuse me.
710
00:48:24,445 --> 00:48:28,908
Listen very carefully.
Is this the National Records Service?
711
00:48:28,991 --> 00:48:31,452
Yes, this is the National Record Service.
712
00:48:31,535 --> 00:48:34,371
- Shall we get a receipt here then?
- Hold on, please.
713
00:48:34,455 --> 00:48:36,082
- OK.
- OK what?
714
00:48:36,165 --> 00:48:37,833
- We're holding on.
- For what?
715
00:48:37,917 --> 00:48:39,543
You're going to show us
where to get the receipt.
716
00:48:39,627 --> 00:48:41,587
National Records Service.
717
00:48:41,670 --> 00:48:45,633
Listen, fuckface,
how do I see the actual receipts?
718
00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:49,428
- Get your feckin' hands off me!
- GUARD: On your way, ladies.
719
00:48:49,512 --> 00:48:51,180
AGNES: I have four sons.
720
00:48:51,472 --> 00:48:53,140
Now what?
721
00:48:53,224 --> 00:48:55,851
I don't know. We have to get in there.
722
00:48:56,894 --> 00:48:58,604
Maybe if you disguise yourself.
723
00:48:59,146 --> 00:49:00,815
- Disguise?
- Yeah.
724
00:49:01,398 --> 00:49:04,318
You could disguise yourself as a man.
725
00:49:06,821 --> 00:49:08,572
No, Winnie, I'd never get away with it.
726
00:49:08,656 --> 00:49:10,407
I know who'll get in there for us.
727
00:49:14,954 --> 00:49:16,914
It's all up to you now, son.
728
00:49:21,502 --> 00:49:25,673
(DERMOT WHISTLING
THE PINK PANTHER THEME)
729
00:49:30,469 --> 00:49:32,763
So, what's the plan, Dermot?
730
00:49:32,847 --> 00:49:35,015
See that restricted area over there?
731
00:49:36,392 --> 00:49:38,102
Over there?
732
00:49:38,185 --> 00:49:39,854
Don't point!
733
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:42,690
Sorry, Dermot.
734
00:49:42,773 --> 00:49:45,025
You walk over with me,
and when we get there,
735
00:49:45,109 --> 00:49:48,237
you do something to
distract the security guard.
736
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,781
- I'll slip past him.
- You have it, Dermot.
737
00:49:51,866 --> 00:49:54,285
(CONTINUES WHISTLING)
738
00:50:03,794 --> 00:50:05,504
(SCREAMING)
739
00:50:23,856 --> 00:50:25,524
Can I help you?
740
00:50:26,567 --> 00:50:28,986
Yeah... No. I'm grand.
741
00:50:38,329 --> 00:50:40,456
You said a distraction.
742
00:50:40,539 --> 00:50:42,249
I know what I said.
743
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:47,838
Dermot, I'll get that
receipt for your mammy.
744
00:50:48,589 --> 00:50:50,591
I have a plan. Do you want to hear it?
745
00:50:52,134 --> 00:50:54,345
Does it involve blind ninjas?
746
00:50:55,346 --> 00:50:57,765
- Maybe.
- Nope.
747
00:51:15,407 --> 00:51:17,159
MR WANG: OK, come on. Hully, hully.
748
00:51:17,243 --> 00:51:19,370
Oh, you squeezed my scrotum. Don't do that.
749
00:51:19,453 --> 00:51:22,039
OK, follow me. Come on. Come on.
750
00:51:22,122 --> 00:51:24,208
Come on, hurry.
751
00:51:24,291 --> 00:51:29,296
BUSTER: OK, men, the camera and the
spotlight scans the area every 20 seconds.
752
00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:31,799
Once it passes, we have
to get to that door.
753
00:51:31,882 --> 00:51:36,762
We scale the railings first, and then
everybody wait for my "Go" before moving.
754
00:51:36,845 --> 00:51:38,806
- MR WANG: Excellent plan.
- (OTHERS AGREEING)
755
00:51:38,889 --> 00:51:41,100
OK? So the word is "Go".
756
00:51:41,183 --> 00:51:42,851
(GRUNTS)
757
00:51:43,269 --> 00:51:45,980
- What the fuck?
- You said "Go"!
758
00:51:46,063 --> 00:51:48,107
I think he's dead. I can't feel a pulse.
759
00:51:48,190 --> 00:51:50,067
That's because you're holding his torch.
760
00:51:51,527 --> 00:51:53,821
- Pick him up and put him in the van.
- MAN: Right you are.
761
00:51:53,904 --> 00:51:57,408
BUSTER: Right, we still have four.
We can still make this a go.
762
00:51:58,534 --> 00:52:00,244
(GRUNTING)
763
00:52:00,703 --> 00:52:03,539
- What the fuck?
- Stop saying it.
764
00:52:03,622 --> 00:52:05,499
Saying what? "Go"?
765
00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:08,377
- (TYRES SCREECHING)
- (SCREAMS)
766
00:52:09,086 --> 00:52:10,838
Oh, for fuck's sake.
767
00:52:13,465 --> 00:52:17,261
JOE DUFFY: (OVER RADIO)
And you can call us on 0890-107-252.
768
00:52:17,344 --> 00:52:21,015
Now In the studio with me today,
I have the wonderful Agnes Brown,
769
00:52:21,098 --> 00:52:23,434
Moore Street trader and mother of six.
770
00:52:25,769 --> 00:52:28,814
We've had many calls, Agnes,
from people who are full of admiration
771
00:52:28,897 --> 00:52:32,651
for, for you, not just
as a market stallholder
772
00:52:32,735 --> 00:52:35,195
but as a mother. A super mother.
773
00:52:35,487 --> 00:52:39,992
No, Joe, no, Joe, I'm just
an ordinary, well, you know...
774
00:52:40,075 --> 00:52:44,413
Now hang on. We've Melanie on line three.
Go ahead, Melanie. Talk to Joe.
775
00:52:44,788 --> 00:52:47,458
MELANIE: (OVER PHONE)
Agnes Brown is also a super mother
776
00:52:47,541 --> 00:52:50,044
to all of us who work
at Moore Street Market.
777
00:52:50,127 --> 00:52:53,047
Without her we've no hope of
keeping Moore Street alive.
778
00:52:53,172 --> 00:52:58,385
She's our hero Joe, and a hero
to bring up six children all alone.
779
00:52:58,635 --> 00:53:01,138
She's right, Agnes. You are a hero.
780
00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:06,894
Oh, Joe, look, no, I'm not... Well, yes,
it was difficult to, yes, it was, yeah.
781
00:53:06,977 --> 00:53:11,231
Well, in those days women would have
seen their children taken into care.
782
00:53:13,067 --> 00:53:14,777
What do you mean? What?
783
00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:17,112
I mean, I know they were different times,
784
00:53:17,196 --> 00:53:21,533
but if a parent passed away, their children
would have been taken into care.
785
00:53:21,617 --> 00:53:24,286
And yours were all babies, weren't they?
786
00:53:35,297 --> 00:53:38,217
Cheer up, Agnes, that receipt will turn up.
787
00:53:38,926 --> 00:53:40,636
(SCOFFS) It's not that.
788
00:53:41,595 --> 00:53:43,263
I...
789
00:53:43,764 --> 00:53:45,391
(SIGHS)
790
00:53:45,474 --> 00:53:47,142
What?
791
00:53:48,769 --> 00:53:50,521
Well, you see, when Redser died...
792
00:53:50,604 --> 00:53:54,316
Well, I was living in London with Jacko
then, but I remember the telegram.
793
00:53:56,777 --> 00:53:58,529
I put the kids into care.
794
00:53:58,612 --> 00:54:00,280
What?
795
00:54:02,574 --> 00:54:05,577
They never mentioned it,
so I presumed they'd forgotten.
796
00:54:05,661 --> 00:54:10,040
But with all this talk about me being
the best mother in the world, and...
797
00:54:12,459 --> 00:54:14,169
I couldn't cope.
798
00:54:16,797 --> 00:54:18,882
Jesus, if they find out.
799
00:54:18,966 --> 00:54:20,634
Stop it now.
800
00:54:22,136 --> 00:54:25,389
Shush. There's no need for anyone to know.
801
00:54:30,352 --> 00:54:32,020
Good morning, Mrs Brown.
802
00:54:32,104 --> 00:54:33,730
Oh, Father Damien. How are you?
803
00:54:33,814 --> 00:54:37,067
Grand, thanks. Sad about Mary, isn't it?
804
00:54:37,151 --> 00:54:40,612
Yes, very, very sad, Father.
Here, two euro, please.
805
00:54:42,865 --> 00:54:44,616
Father, are you doing confessions today?
806
00:54:45,159 --> 00:54:47,744
- I'm heading there right now.
- I'll follow you over in about five minutes.
807
00:54:47,828 --> 00:54:49,496
Grand.
808
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,258
Annie, I have to go on an errand.
Keep an eye on the stall for me, will you?
809
00:55:01,508 --> 00:55:03,177
Do you need me to?
810
00:55:11,185 --> 00:55:13,312
Cathy, what are you doing?
811
00:55:13,395 --> 00:55:16,023
- I came down to see you.
- Can you hang on a few minutes?
812
00:55:16,273 --> 00:55:17,941
Sure.
813
00:55:18,025 --> 00:55:19,693
Thanks, love.
814
00:55:26,742 --> 00:55:29,995
(MOZART'S REQUIEM IN D MINOR PLAYING)
815
00:55:42,799 --> 00:55:45,010
- Are you there, Father?
- I am.
816
00:55:53,352 --> 00:55:55,479
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
817
00:55:55,562 --> 00:55:57,648
Go ahead.
818
00:55:57,731 --> 00:56:01,610
Father, everybody's talking about me
in the newspaper, the radio,
819
00:56:01,693 --> 00:56:03,654
as being the perfect mother.
820
00:56:05,572 --> 00:56:07,241
But I'm not.
821
00:56:08,033 --> 00:56:09,743
I've done a terrible thing.
822
00:56:10,369 --> 00:56:12,496
Just a second, Mrs Brown.
823
00:56:12,579 --> 00:56:15,082
What you've done, is it a sin?
824
00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:17,709
What?
825
00:56:17,793 --> 00:56:20,254
You don't have to tell me
anything unless it's a sin.
826
00:56:22,798 --> 00:56:24,508
Really think, now.
827
00:56:25,968 --> 00:56:28,512
Well, I don't know if it's a sin, but
828
00:56:28,595 --> 00:56:31,098
I put my children into care
829
00:56:31,181 --> 00:56:34,101
when they were babies,
when my husband died.
830
00:56:34,768 --> 00:56:36,436
I see.
831
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,523
Well, that's no harm and no sin,
832
00:56:39,606 --> 00:56:41,233
so don't tell me any more.
833
00:56:41,316 --> 00:56:43,735
There is one sinful bit about it.
834
00:56:44,611 --> 00:56:48,240
I carried on collecting the children's
allowance while they were in care.
835
00:56:48,323 --> 00:56:50,117
(WEEPING)
836
00:57:02,129 --> 00:57:04,464
Thank you very much, Father.
I feel much better.
837
00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:15,851
IRMA BYKE: This is day one of the
court case that the country is dubbing
838
00:57:15,934 --> 00:57:17,686
Molly Malone versus Big Business,
839
00:57:17,769 --> 00:57:19,479
David versus Goliath.
840
00:57:19,563 --> 00:57:23,025
Muhammad Ali versus
anybody small who doesn't box.
841
00:57:23,108 --> 00:57:25,277
This could be the shortest
court battle on record,
842
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,738
as it seems that once
the trader in question,
843
00:57:27,821 --> 00:57:30,115
mother of six, Mrs Agnes Brown,
844
00:57:30,198 --> 00:57:33,243
produces a receipt for the payment,
it's case over.
845
00:57:33,577 --> 00:57:35,871
Irma Byke at Dublin's courts.
846
00:57:36,997 --> 00:57:39,207
BAILIFF: All rise for Justice Cannon.
847
00:57:44,296 --> 00:57:46,048
JUSTICE CANNON: You may be seated.
848
00:57:48,175 --> 00:57:49,843
Do we have all the parties here?
849
00:57:50,177 --> 00:57:54,514
(CLEARS THROAT) Yes, I am the
solicitor for the defendant, Tom Crews.
850
00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:57,225
And, Justice, I am Senior Counsel.
851
00:57:57,559 --> 00:58:00,646
- Let me guess. Tom Hanks?
- (CROWD LAUGHING)
852
00:58:00,729 --> 00:58:04,441
- Mr Maydo Archer.
- Mr Maydo Archer.
853
00:58:04,524 --> 00:58:07,361
I have not seen you in a
courtroom for a very long time.
854
00:58:07,444 --> 00:58:11,323
- Indeed, Justice.
- Do we still have that Tourette's thing?
855
00:58:11,406 --> 00:58:14,826
Not nearly as much, Justice. And I do
not anticipate it affecting this case.
856
00:58:14,910 --> 00:58:18,705
Ah, well, welcome back.
Who have we here for the State?
857
00:58:18,789 --> 00:58:21,625
Michael Gibney, solicitor, Justice. I...
858
00:58:22,626 --> 00:58:24,586
...await Senior Counsel.
859
00:58:27,047 --> 00:58:28,715
Here, Justice.
860
00:58:29,132 --> 00:58:30,801
Wank, wank.
861
00:58:30,884 --> 00:58:32,594
JUSTICE CANNON: What did
you say, Mr Maydo Archer?
862
00:58:32,678 --> 00:58:36,390
- He said "wank, wank".
- Nothing, Justice. Just clearing my throat.
863
00:58:36,473 --> 00:58:39,893
- A wank won't clear your throat, son.
- Agnes, shut up, please.
864
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,690
- Good morning, Mrs Brown.
- Morning.
865
00:58:44,773 --> 00:58:47,067
I won't keep you very long.
866
00:58:47,150 --> 00:58:51,988
Mrs Brown, can you show the
court the receipt in question?
867
00:58:54,658 --> 00:58:57,327
- No.
- (CROWD GASPING)
868
00:58:57,411 --> 00:59:00,163
The receipt is in the National Records.
869
00:59:00,247 --> 00:59:04,000
But I was told by Philomena Nine Warts's
granny, Mary Moccasin,
870
00:59:04,084 --> 00:59:06,878
that she stood beside my
grandmother when she paid it.
871
00:59:07,254 --> 00:59:11,925
Well then, let's have Mrs Moccasin
up here to tell us that.
872
00:59:12,509 --> 00:59:14,177
She's dead.
873
00:59:15,721 --> 00:59:17,431
IRWIN: How unfortunate.
874
00:59:18,432 --> 00:59:23,186
Justice, with no receipt in
existence and no witness,
875
00:59:23,270 --> 00:59:25,480
well, I believe we're in
a position for judgement.
876
00:59:25,564 --> 00:59:27,232
Justice...
877
00:59:27,315 --> 00:59:30,902
Mrs Brown is a well-regarded member of the
community of traders in Moore Street.
878
00:59:30,986 --> 00:59:32,654
(CROWD AGREEING)
879
00:59:32,738 --> 00:59:36,533
Her integrity as a stallholder
and as a mother is beyond reproach.
880
00:59:36,616 --> 00:59:38,702
(CROWD AGREEING)
881
00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:41,496
"Beyond reproach"?
882
00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:46,460
Let's examine that, then, shall we?
883
00:59:50,213 --> 00:59:53,884
You don't mind a little examination,
Mrs Brown, do you?
884
00:59:53,967 --> 00:59:55,635
Not as long as I can leave my clothes on.
885
00:59:55,719 --> 00:59:57,429
(LAUGHING)
886
00:59:58,805 --> 01:00:02,642
Mrs Brown, this isn't the first time you
have defrauded the State of money, is it?
887
01:00:03,143 --> 01:00:04,895
(CROWD CLAMOURING)
888
01:00:04,978 --> 01:00:06,813
Silence in court, please!
889
01:00:08,231 --> 01:00:09,900
I beg your pardon.
890
01:00:11,359 --> 01:00:14,321
IRWIN: I am referring to the weeks
after your husband's death,
891
01:00:14,654 --> 01:00:17,449
and the children's allowance you collected.
892
01:00:17,532 --> 01:00:19,409
- (CROWD GASPING)
- MAYDO: Justice...
893
01:00:19,493 --> 01:00:21,495
This woman had just become a widow.
894
01:00:21,578 --> 01:00:24,706
She had six children at home to feed.
895
01:00:24,790 --> 01:00:27,167
Mrs Brown was only collecting
what was rightfully hers.
896
01:00:27,292 --> 01:00:28,919
(CROWD AGREEING)
897
01:00:29,002 --> 01:00:30,754
- Silence, please! Silence!
- (GAVEL BANGING)
898
01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:35,675
Did you, Mrs Brown...
899
01:00:37,928 --> 01:00:42,098
Did you have six children at home to feed?
900
01:00:54,152 --> 01:00:56,613
Please answer the question, Mrs Brown.
901
01:00:57,739 --> 01:01:02,369
Did you have six children at home to feed?
902
01:01:06,289 --> 01:01:08,458
- No.
- (CROWD GASPING)
903
01:01:09,876 --> 01:01:11,586
That's correct.
904
01:01:12,546 --> 01:01:17,008
Because, in fact, you had put
your children into care!
905
01:01:17,092 --> 01:01:20,262
- (CROWD GASPING)
- JUSTICE CANNON: Will you be quiet, please!
906
01:01:21,763 --> 01:01:23,473
Isn't that correct?
907
01:01:25,350 --> 01:01:27,018
Yes, I did.
908
01:01:30,689 --> 01:01:33,567
- I'm so sorry.
- (CROWD MURMURING)
909
01:01:33,650 --> 01:01:35,944
- Order! Order! Order!
- (GAVEL BANGING)
910
01:01:37,696 --> 01:01:42,158
Justice, I presume you are ready
to pass judgement on this.
911
01:01:43,243 --> 01:01:44,911
Mr Maydo Archer?
912
01:01:44,995 --> 01:01:48,832
Justice, at the preliminary, fuck, hearing,
913
01:01:48,915 --> 01:01:51,418
you asked us to produce, shit...
914
01:01:51,543 --> 01:01:54,588
Produce the receipt in two weeks, wanks.
915
01:01:56,006 --> 01:01:58,592
Those two weeks end tomorrow.
916
01:01:58,675 --> 01:02:01,511
Gobble, gobble, nice, nice, give it a rub.
917
01:02:03,096 --> 01:02:07,183
Reconvene tomorrow morning at 10:30 a.m.
918
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,914
What do you think of that?
919
01:02:30,290 --> 01:02:31,958
- Think of what?
- Forget it.
920
01:02:33,627 --> 01:02:36,713
Right, lads, who wants to join me
in a real ninja mission?
921
01:02:36,796 --> 01:02:38,506
ALL: Yes!
922
01:02:38,590 --> 01:02:41,217
- Yeah!
- (NINJAS GRUNTING)
923
01:02:41,301 --> 01:02:42,969
Over here, lads.
924
01:02:55,982 --> 01:02:58,944
(ECHOING) It's too short.
925
01:03:01,029 --> 01:03:02,739
Pull me up.
926
01:03:08,078 --> 01:03:10,330
Guys, you've got to see this.
927
01:03:12,165 --> 01:03:13,792
You gonna call the cops?
928
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,586
No, the Russians said to wait
till they were leaving.
929
01:03:17,671 --> 01:03:20,507
BUSTER: Nice one, lads.
Oh yeah, brilliant.
930
01:03:22,425 --> 01:03:24,094
Oh, sorry.
931
01:03:24,177 --> 01:03:25,887
- (NINJA GRUNTING)
- Excuse me.
932
01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:28,890
I hope you're recording this, mate.
933
01:03:28,974 --> 01:03:31,476
This would get a million
hits before midnight.
934
01:03:31,559 --> 01:03:33,228
BUSTER: That's it.
935
01:03:33,311 --> 01:03:35,021
(GRUNTS)
936
01:03:35,105 --> 01:03:36,773
Right, lads, I'm down.
937
01:03:37,023 --> 01:03:40,235
- How do we get down?
- It's not that high. Just drop.
938
01:03:41,403 --> 01:03:43,113
(SCREAMING)
939
01:03:43,196 --> 01:03:44,948
(NINJAS GRUNTING)
940
01:03:45,031 --> 01:03:46,783
(ALL LAUGHING)
941
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,384
You were all just babies,
and it was only for a couple of weeks.
942
01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:06,970
- I kinda remember.
- (DOOR OPENS)
943
01:04:07,721 --> 01:04:09,723
- I just thought we were on a holiday.
- (DOOR CLOSING)
944
01:04:10,181 --> 01:04:11,850
Has Mammy come home, then?
945
01:04:13,435 --> 01:04:15,729
Then we need to get out there and find her.
946
01:04:59,355 --> 01:05:02,108
Mark, I have her. Tell the others.
947
01:05:03,068 --> 01:05:04,736
See you at home.
948
01:05:08,823 --> 01:05:10,950
Everybody's looking for you.
949
01:05:11,993 --> 01:05:14,037
Are they?
950
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:15,997
You'd wonder why.
951
01:05:16,081 --> 01:05:18,041
Because they're worried.
952
01:05:19,501 --> 01:05:21,544
We want you home safe.
953
01:05:21,628 --> 01:05:23,797
I wanted all youse home safe.
954
01:05:25,256 --> 01:05:27,050
I just couldn't cope.
955
01:05:28,009 --> 01:05:30,720
Mammy, it was what it was.
956
01:05:31,387 --> 01:05:33,056
Nobody blames you.
957
01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:37,811
I do.
958
01:06:02,919 --> 01:06:04,921
You know, they asked me...
959
01:06:09,217 --> 01:06:10,885
The nuns.
960
01:06:13,513 --> 01:06:16,432
They asked me if I could manage
with any of youse.
961
01:06:17,851 --> 01:06:19,519
I said, "Maybe two."
962
01:06:22,689 --> 01:06:24,774
So they lined youse all up.
963
01:06:28,027 --> 01:06:30,321
And she said, "Pick two."
964
01:06:34,701 --> 01:06:36,369
I couldn't.
965
01:06:40,957 --> 01:06:42,750
Sophie's choice.
966
01:06:48,047 --> 01:06:49,924
Come on...
967
01:06:50,008 --> 01:06:51,801
Let's get you home.
968
01:06:55,054 --> 01:06:56,890
AGNES: Who the fuck is Sophie?
969
01:06:59,809 --> 01:07:03,021
BUSTER: OK, lads, now we're in,
how do we find the receipt?
970
01:07:03,730 --> 01:07:05,857
It will be in a box.
971
01:07:14,824 --> 01:07:16,492
NINJA: This is like walking in a maze.
972
01:07:16,576 --> 01:07:19,037
If Mary Moccasin's receipt is 4-5-8,
973
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:20,830
then it has to be 4-5-9.
974
01:07:20,914 --> 01:07:22,749
Hmm. (GASPING)
975
01:07:23,374 --> 01:07:25,084
4-5-5.
976
01:07:25,168 --> 01:07:29,297
4-5-6, 4-5-7, 4-5-8, 4-6-0.
977
01:07:30,882 --> 01:07:32,675
It's missing.
978
01:07:33,468 --> 01:07:35,136
(LIGHTER CLICKS)
979
01:07:45,563 --> 01:07:48,191
- The Russians must have got here before us.
- Russians, Dermot.
980
01:07:48,274 --> 01:07:50,652
Herro, Dermot. Dermot, it's gone.
981
01:07:50,735 --> 01:07:54,280
- There's no receipt here.
- No receipt. 4-5-9 missing!
982
01:07:55,031 --> 01:07:57,242
MR WANG: Ask him did Liverpool win.
983
01:08:03,248 --> 01:08:05,083
Well, any news?
984
01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:07,502
Still looking. They're still looking.
985
01:08:15,301 --> 01:08:18,012
You know, just before my father die...
986
01:08:19,013 --> 01:08:21,766
He look into my eyes, and he say to me...
987
01:08:22,809 --> 01:08:24,477
(CHOKES)
988
01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:28,773
What does it say?
989
01:08:28,856 --> 01:08:30,525
What, Joe?
990
01:08:30,608 --> 01:08:32,902
The card. Mrs Moccasin's card.
991
01:08:32,986 --> 01:08:34,654
What does it say? Read it.
992
01:08:35,196 --> 01:08:37,740
Moccasin, paid 34 pounds.
993
01:08:37,824 --> 01:08:41,244
- Agent Betty Beacon.
- Betty Beacon.
994
01:08:41,327 --> 01:08:44,539
She was the first blind person
employed by the Irish Civil Service Board.
995
01:08:44,622 --> 01:08:46,249
Brind?
996
01:08:46,332 --> 01:08:48,835
The government had to spend 500 pounds
on a Braille typewriter.
997
01:08:48,918 --> 01:08:50,586
So?
998
01:08:50,670 --> 01:08:53,423
The Russians might have got
the regular typewritten receipt.
999
01:08:53,506 --> 01:08:55,258
There must also be one in Braille, too.
1000
01:08:58,344 --> 01:09:00,013
We need to find the Braille section.
1001
01:09:01,014 --> 01:09:02,682
(MOBILE RINGS)
1002
01:09:05,601 --> 01:09:07,603
Gregor, there's something
going on down here.
1003
01:09:07,687 --> 01:09:09,314
What do you mean?
1004
01:09:09,397 --> 01:09:11,441
They're all going mad down there.
1005
01:09:11,524 --> 01:09:13,276
Where are they now?
1006
01:09:16,362 --> 01:09:18,614
You're kidding me.
1007
01:09:18,698 --> 01:09:20,491
Braille?
1008
01:09:30,710 --> 01:09:32,462
It's Buster.
1009
01:09:33,421 --> 01:09:35,089
Hello, Buster.
1010
01:09:35,173 --> 01:09:37,050
We have it, Dermo'. We have it!
1011
01:09:37,133 --> 01:09:38,801
Buster, are you there?
1012
01:09:38,885 --> 01:09:40,553
Shush, everybody.
1013
01:09:41,346 --> 01:09:43,056
I think someone's coming.
1014
01:09:43,139 --> 01:09:44,974
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
1015
01:09:47,226 --> 01:09:49,479
Hey, you!
1016
01:09:49,562 --> 01:09:51,689
Oh, shit. Gotta go, Dermo'.
1017
01:09:51,773 --> 01:09:53,483
Coppers! Everybody hide!
1018
01:10:00,365 --> 01:10:02,241
(JOE GROANS)
1019
01:10:02,325 --> 01:10:04,202
Well?
1020
01:10:04,285 --> 01:10:06,204
I dunno. He was breaking up.
1021
01:10:18,424 --> 01:10:20,468
Right, let's get to the courts.
1022
01:10:20,551 --> 01:10:22,178
(SIGHS)
1023
01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:24,389
I wanna go down to Moore Street first.
1024
01:10:25,765 --> 01:10:27,767
I owe them all an apology.
1025
01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:31,479
If they're even talking to me.
1026
01:10:32,897 --> 01:10:34,690
I gave them all hope.
1027
01:10:35,274 --> 01:10:36,943
"Good old Agnes."
1028
01:10:40,154 --> 01:10:42,365
And then I let them all down.
1029
01:10:42,949 --> 01:10:44,826
Want me to go with you?
1030
01:10:44,951 --> 01:10:46,619
No.
1031
01:10:48,746 --> 01:10:50,748
This I have to do myself.
1032
01:11:19,527 --> 01:11:21,237
Shit.
1033
01:11:22,196 --> 01:11:23,865
That's that, then.
1034
01:11:35,585 --> 01:11:37,462
(YOU RAISE ME UP PLAYING)
1035
01:11:39,130 --> 01:11:41,507
♪ When I am down
1036
01:11:42,550 --> 01:11:45,845
♪ and, oh my soul, so weary
1037
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:50,933
♪ When troubles come
1038
01:11:51,058 --> 01:11:54,395
♪ and my heart burdened be
1039
01:11:56,189 --> 01:11:59,275
♪ Then, I am still
1040
01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:01,819
♪ and wait here in the silence
1041
01:12:04,864 --> 01:12:08,409
♪ Until you come and sit awhile with me ♪
1042
01:12:12,038 --> 01:12:13,748
We believe in you, Agnes!
1043
01:12:29,722 --> 01:12:31,390
(CROWD CHEERING)
1044
01:12:38,731 --> 01:12:41,400
Right, let's face these fuckers.
1045
01:12:41,734 --> 01:12:43,653
Careful, your Tourette's is kicking in.
1046
01:12:44,070 --> 01:12:46,572
No, they're just fuckers.
1047
01:12:46,739 --> 01:12:49,825
♪ You raise me up... ♪
1048
01:12:50,409 --> 01:12:52,119
(MOBILE RINGS)
1049
01:12:55,706 --> 01:12:57,667
Buster, where are you?
1050
01:12:58,167 --> 01:12:59,877
I'm in an air vent.
1051
01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:03,089
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
1052
01:13:04,590 --> 01:13:07,218
No, I'm still in an air vent.
1053
01:13:08,594 --> 01:13:10,346
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1054
01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:24,193
Mr Maydo Archer.
1055
01:13:24,277 --> 01:13:28,155
I don't care what you do,
but delay everything as long as you can.
1056
01:13:28,239 --> 01:13:30,241
- What is it, Dermot?
- We have the receipt.
1057
01:13:30,324 --> 01:13:32,118
I just need time to get it here.
1058
01:13:32,201 --> 01:13:34,245
Oh, hold on, son.
You're not going anywhere without me.
1059
01:13:34,328 --> 01:13:37,373
- What am I supposed to do?
- BAILIFF: All rise for Justice Cannon.
1060
01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:43,504
You stay here and keep saying "Wank,
wank, gobble gobble" till I get back.
1061
01:13:47,174 --> 01:13:51,137
Ah, Mr Bluster. It no good.
I can't go no further.
1062
01:13:52,263 --> 01:13:54,473
You must leave me. Save yourself.
1063
01:13:57,184 --> 01:13:59,020
OK. Good luck.
1064
01:14:00,313 --> 01:14:04,191
Uh, Justice, before I call the witness...
1065
01:14:04,275 --> 01:14:08,112
I'd like to recount a little of
the history of traders in Dublin,
1066
01:14:08,195 --> 01:14:10,823
by way of context, if you see what I mean.
1067
01:14:10,906 --> 01:14:12,950
I don't see what you mean, but carry on.
1068
01:14:13,784 --> 01:14:15,578
AGNES: We need to do this quick, Dermot.
1069
01:14:15,661 --> 01:14:19,999
Maydo Archer can only waffle for so long
with his "blonk, blonk, blank, blank."
1070
01:14:20,082 --> 01:14:22,668
Buster, I have the plans.
Listen very closely.
1071
01:14:22,752 --> 01:14:24,462
Yeah, I'm going straight on.
1072
01:14:26,672 --> 01:14:28,424
Turn left at the next junction
and keep straight.
1073
01:14:28,507 --> 01:14:30,176
Keep going. Keep going.
1074
01:14:30,635 --> 01:14:32,511
- I can feel the air, Dermot.
- That's it.
1075
01:14:32,595 --> 01:14:34,597
Hurry, move towards the air vent.
1076
01:14:35,681 --> 01:14:37,350
We need a screwdriver.
1077
01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:43,189
I keep it for the bingo. You never know.
1078
01:14:48,653 --> 01:14:50,321
(SCREAMING)
1079
01:14:50,863 --> 01:14:52,531
(GRUNTS)
1080
01:14:54,659 --> 01:14:56,327
Dermo'.
1081
01:14:57,703 --> 01:14:59,372
I have it.
1082
01:14:59,497 --> 01:15:01,999
- Brilliant!
- I love you, Dermo'.
1083
01:15:04,502 --> 01:15:06,212
Not so fast.
1084
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:09,674
I'll take that, thank you.
1085
01:15:10,591 --> 01:15:14,929
Oh, son, no, please. You don't want
to hurt a poor defenceless old...
1086
01:15:15,012 --> 01:15:16,847
- ...woman!
- (GRUNTS)
1087
01:15:17,181 --> 01:15:19,308
(LAUGHING) Come on, let's get out of here.
1088
01:15:19,392 --> 01:15:21,435
How are we gonna get to the courtroom?
1089
01:15:21,519 --> 01:15:25,314
- We could take Mr Wang's car.
- Mr Wang! Mr Wang!
1090
01:15:25,398 --> 01:15:27,358
- MR WANG: Don't leave me here!
- Mr Wang, you're all right.
1091
01:15:27,441 --> 01:15:29,151
We won't go anywhere without you.
1092
01:15:31,362 --> 01:15:33,864
- Fuck him, leave him there.
- (SHOUTING)
1093
01:15:35,157 --> 01:15:36,826
MR WANG: Mr Bluster, I stuck!
1094
01:15:36,909 --> 01:15:38,577
(GROANING)
1095
01:15:40,371 --> 01:15:42,581
AGNES: Buster, only you
could call this a car.
1096
01:15:43,999 --> 01:15:45,793
Take your time. Oh...
1097
01:15:45,876 --> 01:15:47,628
That's nice. That's nice.
1098
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,588
Hello. Oh!
1099
01:15:50,297 --> 01:15:52,007
(SHOUTING)
1100
01:15:53,509 --> 01:15:55,428
AGNES: Left, left!
Right, right, right!
1101
01:15:56,846 --> 01:15:58,889
Right, right! Jesus, right.
1102
01:15:58,973 --> 01:16:02,017
Right, right, right. Left! Oh!
1103
01:16:02,351 --> 01:16:04,103
(CRIES OUT)
1104
01:16:05,271 --> 01:16:07,106
(AGNES CHUCKLES) Bye-bye.
1105
01:16:09,817 --> 01:16:11,360
It was in 841 AD
1106
01:16:11,444 --> 01:16:13,237
when the Vikings
1107
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:17,742
first started trading in
Dovelinn, or "black pool",
1108
01:16:17,825 --> 01:16:21,036
from which, of course,
Dublin gets its name.
1109
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:26,751
Justice, context is one thing,
but 841 AD, seriously?
1110
01:16:26,834 --> 01:16:30,212
At least he didn't begin
"In the beginning there was Heaven".
1111
01:16:30,296 --> 01:16:33,090
- (CROWD LAUGHING)
- Silence, please.
1112
01:16:33,174 --> 01:16:37,344
I shall allow you a little leeway,
Mr Maydo Archer, but don't push me.
1113
01:16:37,428 --> 01:16:41,432
Well, of course, it was Hasculf
Thorgillsson who is well remembered for...
1114
01:16:44,477 --> 01:16:46,228
- (SCREAMING)
- Ice cream!
1115
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:50,065
(CHUCKLES) Balloons, balloons!
1116
01:16:50,149 --> 01:16:52,151
What... Jesus Christ almighty...
1117
01:16:53,611 --> 01:16:55,988
I feel a little bit of wee coming out.
(SCREAMING)
1118
01:16:58,157 --> 01:16:59,825
- (SIREN WAILING)
- Cops!
1119
01:17:00,201 --> 01:17:02,620
Left, left, for feck's sake!
1120
01:17:02,703 --> 01:17:06,290
Keep her going. Keep her going.
Go on, son, go on. We're in the clear.
1121
01:17:08,209 --> 01:17:11,086
Wait, Russians. Stop.
Turn around, turn around.
1122
01:17:11,962 --> 01:17:13,672
Take it back.
1123
01:17:15,549 --> 01:17:17,218
Go, go!
1124
01:17:17,802 --> 01:17:19,553
Hold it! More cops.
1125
01:17:28,229 --> 01:17:30,356
- Now what do we do?
- I dunno.
1126
01:17:30,439 --> 01:17:33,567
(THE A-TEAM THEME SONG PLAYING)
1127
01:17:33,984 --> 01:17:35,694
Where's that music coming from?
1128
01:17:40,282 --> 01:17:41,992
Granddad!
1129
01:17:42,243 --> 01:17:43,994
Come on, Granddad.
1130
01:17:47,665 --> 01:17:49,333
Oh...
1131
01:17:52,878 --> 01:17:54,547
(ALL GASPING)
1132
01:17:58,884 --> 01:18:00,553
Jump!
1133
01:18:01,387 --> 01:18:03,305
On three. Three!
1134
01:18:03,556 --> 01:18:06,559
Ah! Mammy, mammy, mammy...
1135
01:18:11,230 --> 01:18:13,148
I am a swan.
1136
01:18:13,232 --> 01:18:14,900
Timber!
1137
01:18:19,196 --> 01:18:21,949
Shit! Every man for himself!
1138
01:18:28,372 --> 01:18:32,042
...leading us to where we are today.
1139
01:18:37,214 --> 01:18:39,216
Thank you for that, Mr Maydo Archer.
1140
01:18:39,300 --> 01:18:43,262
Do we have anything judicial to present?
1141
01:18:44,388 --> 01:18:46,891
I... Indeed I do, Justice.
1142
01:18:49,310 --> 01:18:51,687
Perhaps I should call a witness?
1143
01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:53,480
Perhaps you should.
1144
01:18:54,940 --> 01:18:56,609
DERMOT: Come on, Mammy.
1145
01:18:56,692 --> 01:18:58,777
AGNES: Dermot, I think I have crabs.
1146
01:18:58,861 --> 01:19:00,529
(PANTING)
1147
01:19:01,238 --> 01:19:03,365
- Move it, son. Move it.
- Oh, God.
1148
01:19:03,449 --> 01:19:05,117
(SIGHS)
1149
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:07,036
(TYRES SCREECHING)
1150
01:19:07,369 --> 01:19:09,121
Shit! Russians!
1151
01:19:09,204 --> 01:19:11,540
- Russians, Russians.
- Where?
1152
01:19:11,624 --> 01:19:13,292
Come on.
1153
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,588
(GUNS CLICK)
1154
01:19:17,796 --> 01:19:19,882
- Now what?
- (HORN HONKING)
1155
01:19:20,966 --> 01:19:23,177
- Get in here, boys!
- No. Wait.
1156
01:19:24,011 --> 01:19:26,180
Buster, give me the receipt.
We need to split up.
1157
01:19:26,263 --> 01:19:27,932
You get them to chase you out of town.
1158
01:19:28,015 --> 01:19:30,309
I'll get the receipt to the courts. Go!
1159
01:19:32,144 --> 01:19:33,812
DERMOT: Go, go, go.
1160
01:19:45,658 --> 01:19:48,160
(SCOFFS) I'm dry!
1161
01:19:49,328 --> 01:19:50,996
I love the movies.
1162
01:20:01,882 --> 01:20:03,550
(GRUNTS)
1163
01:20:15,354 --> 01:20:17,064
(PANTING)
1164
01:20:21,652 --> 01:20:23,696
(HORN HONKING)
1165
01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:40,212
I would like to call, uh, Mr Rory Brown.
1166
01:20:47,177 --> 01:20:49,179
I didn't do anything, Justice, I swear.
1167
01:20:51,015 --> 01:20:52,683
I think I'm going to be sick.
1168
01:20:52,766 --> 01:20:54,768
- Hold tight.
- (VOMITING)
1169
01:20:55,894 --> 01:20:58,355
Betty, you can just drop
us at the bus stop.
1170
01:20:58,856 --> 01:21:02,109
Seriously, Betty.
We don't mind taking a bus, do we, Buster?
1171
01:21:02,609 --> 01:21:04,403
Buster. Buster!
1172
01:21:07,990 --> 01:21:10,117
- Where is he?
- Cops.
1173
01:21:11,243 --> 01:21:12,911
Russians.
1174
01:21:22,421 --> 01:21:24,089
Get back in the fucking car.
1175
01:21:31,597 --> 01:21:33,265
Receipt?
1176
01:21:33,390 --> 01:21:35,017
- Big Issue.
- Receipt?
1177
01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:36,769
Cash only.
1178
01:21:41,607 --> 01:21:43,317
(AGNES GASPING)
1179
01:21:46,278 --> 01:21:47,946
(CLOTH RIPS)
1180
01:21:55,704 --> 01:21:57,831
Shit!
1181
01:21:58,123 --> 01:22:01,543
And I said, "Oh, there's an
awful smell off that."
1182
01:22:02,669 --> 01:22:05,380
And he said, "If you think that's bad..."
1183
01:22:05,464 --> 01:22:09,843
- Look what I have here in my hand!
- Yeah. Or something like that.
1184
01:22:09,927 --> 01:22:13,055
Justice, I believe that the evidence
we've been waiting for has arrived.
1185
01:22:13,138 --> 01:22:14,848
(CROWD CHEERING)
1186
01:22:20,604 --> 01:22:24,233
20 euro each way Mia's Twin,
1187
01:22:24,316 --> 01:22:25,984
at 5 to 1.
1188
01:22:26,944 --> 01:22:30,072
Mrs Brown, this is a betting slip.
1189
01:22:30,155 --> 01:22:31,949
(CROWD GASPS)
1190
01:22:32,449 --> 01:22:34,493
No. It can't be.
1191
01:22:34,827 --> 01:22:38,330
Oh, Nelly, spank my monkey,
lick my love pump, fuck, fuck!
1192
01:22:38,997 --> 01:22:40,666
Call Mark.
1193
01:22:48,340 --> 01:22:51,802
Well done, Betty.
Now how do we keep this chase going?
1194
01:22:52,553 --> 01:22:54,221
Piece of crap.
1195
01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:57,391
Buster gave my ma a betting slip.
1196
01:22:58,100 --> 01:23:02,688
Shit! Now we have to find Buster
and get the receipt to the court.
1197
01:23:03,438 --> 01:23:06,483
Not by car. The cops
have every road blocked.
1198
01:23:07,234 --> 01:23:08,902
Now what will we do?
1199
01:23:08,986 --> 01:23:11,947
- BUSTER: Dermo'!
- (NEIGHING)
1200
01:23:12,030 --> 01:23:14,449
Hi-ho, Silver! Away!
1201
01:23:15,576 --> 01:23:17,286
It's a horse!
1202
01:23:20,164 --> 01:23:23,125
Mrs Brown, will you please tell the court
what you believe is going on here?
1203
01:23:23,709 --> 01:23:26,170
Justice, this is irrelevant.
1204
01:23:26,253 --> 01:23:30,299
There is no receipt, so the woman
should simply sell the stall
1205
01:23:30,382 --> 01:23:33,385
for the 30,000 and let
that be the end of it.
1206
01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:36,388
How do you know how much I was offered?
1207
01:23:38,390 --> 01:23:40,893
Mr Irwin, do we have
a conflict of interest here?
1208
01:23:41,435 --> 01:23:43,312
Certainly not.
1209
01:23:43,395 --> 01:23:46,064
I was told by one of my researchers.
1210
01:23:46,148 --> 01:23:47,816
Whatever.
1211
01:23:47,900 --> 01:23:50,569
Anyway, that is not the point here.
1212
01:23:51,778 --> 01:23:54,656
Then we will hear what
Mrs Brown has to say.
1213
01:23:54,740 --> 01:23:56,533
(HORSE NEIGHING)
1214
01:23:59,912 --> 01:24:02,956
Buster, would this be the horse
you didn't steal?
1215
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:04,750
Maybe. (CHUCKLES)
1216
01:24:07,544 --> 01:24:09,296
It's a tough life
1217
01:24:10,756 --> 01:24:13,634
standing at that stall, day in, day out.
1218
01:24:15,260 --> 01:24:17,721
Oh, it's beautiful on a sunny day.
1219
01:24:19,389 --> 01:24:21,308
The market is buzzing and
1220
01:24:21,391 --> 01:24:23,810
you stand there with a smile on your face,
1221
01:24:23,894 --> 01:24:26,813
and the sun beating down on your back.
1222
01:24:26,897 --> 01:24:29,107
But you try that in January,
1223
01:24:29,942 --> 01:24:32,027
when the wind is whipping around your f...
1224
01:24:32,110 --> 01:24:33,779
Legs.
1225
01:24:34,947 --> 01:24:37,199
And your hands are so cold
1226
01:24:37,282 --> 01:24:39,368
you can't even make change.
1227
01:24:41,745 --> 01:24:43,455
And why do I do it?
1228
01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:46,875
Because my mother did it.
1229
01:24:46,959 --> 01:24:49,586
And her mother before her, and so on.
1230
01:24:52,464 --> 01:24:54,675
It's not just about the stall.
1231
01:24:57,636 --> 01:25:00,472
It's about being part of something bigger.
1232
01:25:03,141 --> 01:25:04,810
It, it's about...
1233
01:25:08,772 --> 01:25:10,440
CATHY: Dublin.
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It's about being a part of Dublin.
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You won't find the real Dublin
in the financial centre,
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or the banks, or trendy nightclubs.
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Or even here in this court.
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The heart,
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the pulse of real Dublin
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is in Moore Street.
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Look in the gallery here.
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Immigrants from India, Nigeria, Pakistan,
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Iraq, Jamaica...
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I'm not fucking Jamaican!
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CATHY: They've all blended
seamlessly into Dublin culture.
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The new Dublin, they call it.
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But there isn't any new Dublin.
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Moore Street has always welcomed the needy,
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the lonely, the lost of this city's people,
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and did so with an open heart.
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It doesn't matter who you are,
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you will be welcomed in Moore Street.
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It's something my mother is very proud of
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and something I will be proud of
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when it's my turn.
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When I take over the family stall
from my mother.
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There are those who would clear it out,
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put Moore Street away and morph this city
into a faceless copy of any other city.
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But they can't,
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and they won't.
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Because we won't let them.
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We are Moore Street
and we are going nowhere.
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(APPLAUSE)
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So, then, no more evidence,
Mr Maydo Archer?
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Um...
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No, Justice.
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(SOFT MURMURING)
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- We're screwed.
- No, we're not. Hold on, Dermo'.
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(BLACK BEAUTY THEME PLAYING)
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(HORSE NEIGHING)
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BUSTER: Yeah!
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DERMOT: No!
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BUSTER: I knew I could do it.
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You bastard. Don't ever try
anything like that again.
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- Please, not the stairs.
- Hold on, Dermo. Come on, giddy up!
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(NEIGHING)
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We have it!
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Hello, Buster.
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Justice Dickie.
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Back down the stairs on the right.
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Thank you.
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Despite the assertion of Mrs Brown
that this debt has been settled,
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there is no evidence to prove this.
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So then, in the matter of The Revenue
Department v. Mrs Agnes Brown...
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(HORSE NEIGHING)
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(MIMICKING FANFARE)
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- What is this?
- It's the cavalry.
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(CONTINUE FANFARE)
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(GRUNTS)
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- Or clowns.
- (GROANS)
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Justice, here's the receipt.
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It's in Braille.
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Is there anyone in court who reads Braille?
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Don't fucking look at me.
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I read Braille.
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The court finds in favour of Mrs Brown.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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You see, it all works out
the way it's supposed to.
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(LAUGHING)
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Lovely kumquats, Brussels sprouts
and prickly pears!
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How are you, love?
You wanna feel my prickly pears?
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(LAUGHING)
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Come back quick, I'll give you a gobble.
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(MAN LAUGHING)
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We won't use that last bit.
We won't use that last bit.
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Jesus, look, now you've killed her!
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How much?
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(LAUGHING)
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Release me.
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It was my great, great grandmother
that started the stall.
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And it's been handed down ever since to
the eldest girl in the family.
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Since 1802.
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Somebody has a line, and it's not me.
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(CREW LAUGHING)
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MAN: (AMPLIFIED) And action.
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AGNES: How much?
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Four... Fucking shitbags.
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AGNES:
It's a lot to remember, take your time.
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Whoa.
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Hello, Buster.
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Sorry.
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Goodbye, Buster. (LAUGHING)
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ANNIE:
Well, you've certainly made a splash.
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I've no time for that shite, Annie.
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Fresh fruit and vegetables!
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As seen on TV.
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(SIGHS)
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- ANNIE: Look, now you've killed her.
- How much?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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- AGNES: Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Kellett.
- MAN: (APPLAUDING) Yeah!
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Jesus Christ, if they find out.
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Stop it now.
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Shush, there's no need for
anyone to find... To know.
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- To find to know?
- To find to know.
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(CREW LAUGHING)
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Mammy, shut up.
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I'm getting an itch around my anus.
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You should see someone about that.
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Would it be thrush?
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MAN: Set and action.
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AGNES: How much?
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(LAUGHTER)
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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR:
Keep rolling, keep rolling.
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- Why does she keep repeating herself?
- It's the phone thing.
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National Records Service.
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