1
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<i>It's weird
because usually I hate reality.</i>

2
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<i>It's gloomy.</i>

3
00:00:35,370 --> 00:00:36,996
<i>Reality is boring.</i>

4
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<i>But right now I need it.</i>

5
00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:43,586
<i>As imagination and fantasy peak,
I need reality.</i>

6
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<i>I can't do it thinking of a stranger.</i>

7
00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:49,968
When I masturbate,
I need a slight chance

8
00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:53,430
that my erotic fantasy
might actually come true.

9
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That's my thing.

10
00:00:54,806 --> 00:00:57,392
To think I could sleep with the girl.

11
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All the women I honor
are women I know.

12
00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:05,817
No actresses or models
that I stand no chance of meeting.

13
00:01:05,984 --> 00:01:10,071
Among them, you find women
like Vanessa...

14
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Samia... Virginie...
Lou, Virginie's sister...

15
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Amel...

16
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Mrs. Hénin, Ludovic Hénin's mom.

17
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I was at high school with Ludovic.

18
00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:26,296
I honored Mrs. Hénin for ages after.

19
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When I thought of her, I used
a sort of mental ageing software.

20
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I'd age her a little,
making sure she stayed hot.

21
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I gave her up a year ago

22
00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:40,727
on realizing that if I jerked off
to Ludovic's mom,

23
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some pals must do it
thinking about my mom.

24
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That left me limp.

25
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Anyhow, when I watch porn videos,

26
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I link the girl in them
to someone I know.

27
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That's how I can define the actress
of my masturbatory script.

28
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I watch the whole video,
I memorize the girl's physique

29
00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:04,542
then add the face of a girl I know
and honor her.

30
00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:07,837
Thinking of someone while I do it
is a form of tribute.

31
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It's my way of awarding her a medal.

32
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Got it.

33
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<i>I'm on the right, telling Bruno
about a passion of mine.</i>

34
00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:17,847
<i>You'll meet Bruno later.</i>

35
00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:20,850
<i>But first, my love of masturbation.</i>

36
00:02:21,017 --> 00:02:23,353
<i>You'll realize it's a tricky subject.</i>

37
00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,523
<i>I'll talk about it now
so I won't need to later.</i>

38
00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:30,318
<i>You're leaping to the conclusion
that I'm a jerk-off.</i>

39
00:02:30,485 --> 00:02:31,486
<i>Not at all.</i>

40
00:02:31,653 --> 00:02:34,656
<i>I just prefer dreaming life
to living it.</i>

41
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<i>So let's get started.</i>

42
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<i>My name's Sébastien.
I'm 29</i>

43
00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:42,038
<i>and the two words
that define me are...</i>

44
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<i>Nice and easy</i>

45
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Success doesn't interest me.
I'm not the ambitious type.

46
00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,515
All I've ever wanted to do
is nothing.

47
00:03:00,682 --> 00:03:03,893
Just be happy.
At peace and left in peace.

48
00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:09,148
We sleep a third of our lives.
But, at 29, I'm way over the average.

49
00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:13,152
Lying down is one of my passions.
I love stretching out.

50
00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,696
That's my ambition.

51
00:03:14,863 --> 00:03:17,407
Be a stretched-out person at peace.

52
00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:21,369
<i>The most important thing in my life:
the bed.</i>

53
00:03:21,536 --> 00:03:24,622
<i>As I lie down so much,
here's my usual view:</i>

54
00:03:24,831 --> 00:03:26,040
<i>the ceiling.</i>

55
00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:27,417
<i>My old beds...</i>

56
00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:29,961
<i>The one I was born in...</i>

57
00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:33,172
My name's Sébastien Morin

58
00:03:33,548 --> 00:03:35,341
<i>My crib...</i>

59
00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:39,387
<i>I loved that one.
It was like being in a starship.</i>

60
00:03:40,972 --> 00:03:42,473
<i>My favorite ceiling...</i>

61
00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,475
<i>My first big bed...</i>

62
00:03:46,436 --> 00:03:49,188
Sébastien, get up. It's midday.

63
00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:53,234
<i>The hospital
where I had my appendix out.</i>

64
00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:56,237
<i>Unpleasant memory
but pretty ceiling.</i>

65
00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:59,699
<i>Marie, the nurse...
She's still in my catalogue.</i>

66
00:03:59,908 --> 00:04:02,994
<i>Each time, my fantasy begins
with her saying...</i>

67
00:04:03,161 --> 00:04:06,164
Sébastien,
I'm going to shave your groin.

68
00:04:06,331 --> 00:04:09,125
Don't worry, it won't hurt.

69
00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:12,503
Sébastien, get up.
It's 12:30.

70
00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:15,798
<i>My university dorm bed.
The ugliest</i>

71
00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:18,217
<i>but where I first made love.</i>

72
00:04:23,932 --> 00:04:26,434
Sébastien, it's 1 PM. Get up now!

73
00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:31,898
Have you made your mind up?
What'll you do in September?

74
00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:33,399
Nothing.

75
00:04:33,942 --> 00:04:34,943
Meaning?

76
00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:37,737
I'll take some time to think.

77
00:04:37,904 --> 00:04:39,739
A sabbatical year or two.

78
00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,200
Time to think?

79
00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:45,536
But it's time
to make a start in life.

80
00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:48,039
10 years of university
must lead somewhere!

81
00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:50,083
No job really interests me.

82
00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:52,877
Instead of just anything,
I'll stay here.

83
00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:54,545
And take my time.

84
00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:57,799
- You'll do nothing with your life?
- I hate that cliché.

85
00:04:57,966 --> 00:05:00,760
You're defined by what you do,
not by who you are?

86
00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:02,679
If you do nothing, you're nothing.

87
00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:06,391
Aren't you a bit old
for the angry teen act?

88
00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,726
Your theory's all well and good

89
00:05:08,893 --> 00:05:11,396
but in the real world you need a job.

90
00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:12,689
There's no job I like.

91
00:05:13,064 --> 00:05:16,943
Work isn't pleasure.
It'd be called leisure if it was.

92
00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:19,278
How'll you live without a job?

93
00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:23,074
Well, since I'm the fruit
of your loins...

94
00:05:23,992 --> 00:05:25,576
you could help me.

95
00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:28,746
Right.

96
00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:31,624
We'll help you, of course.

97
00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:36,504
Then Mom said it was for my own good
and that I'd thank them one day.

98
00:05:36,671 --> 00:05:38,673
Those two ideas mean trouble.

99
00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:41,843
It's tough
but I'm glad you're here.

100
00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:45,304
Brittany is nice
but Paris is where things happen.

101
00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:47,098
I want nothing to happen.

102
00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,143
- Known each other long?
- Three years.

103
00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:51,769
We did our master's together.

104
00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:53,896
- You dated?
- No.

105
00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:57,692
Sébastien never hit on me,
even for fun. No innuendos...

106
00:05:58,735 --> 00:06:01,404
- Are you together?
- No!

107
00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:03,906
Bruno and I are just roommates.

108
00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,575
Sex would complicate things.

109
00:06:05,742 --> 00:06:08,870
But a couple is two roommates
who have sex.

110
00:06:09,037 --> 00:06:10,037
Who are in love.

111
00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:12,331
Of course. Love...

112
00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:16,169
This is my room.

113
00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:18,588
With my desk where I work.

114
00:06:18,755 --> 00:06:21,257
Very pretty. It smells nice too.

115
00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:23,968
This is my room...

116
00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:26,888
It needs airing.

117
00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,430
A lot.

118
00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,099
It needs airing a lot.

119
00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:31,267
Bathroom.

120
00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,643
The toilet.

121
00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:36,564
One rule:
no more than 15 minutes at a time.

122
00:06:36,773 --> 00:06:37,773
OK?

123
00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:39,400
The bathroom too.

124
00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:42,153
I'm a girl,
I need more time in there.

125
00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,322
The can's a guy's bathroom.

126
00:06:44,489 --> 00:06:45,865
We need more time.

127
00:06:46,032 --> 00:06:49,911
I don't know what secret bond
links guys to the can...

128
00:06:50,078 --> 00:06:52,205
<i>I met Anna at Rennes University.</i>

129
00:06:52,497 --> 00:06:56,250
<i>All the guys were mad about her
and we became friends somehow.</i>

130
00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:59,545
<i>Afterwards, she invited me
to share a place in Paris.</i>

131
00:06:59,712 --> 00:07:02,006
<i>A friend's dad rented it to her.</i>

132
00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:03,841
<i>It was expensive</i>

133
00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:07,678
<i>but I was lucky to find
such a great place to live.</i>

134
00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:10,515
The key element
of our cohabitation...

135
00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,391
The fridge.

136
00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,812
We all buy our own stuff.

137
00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:19,065
- Potato chips in the fridge?
- I love them cold.

138
00:07:20,817 --> 00:07:23,694
But we have a kitty
for cleaning products.

139
00:07:24,237 --> 00:07:25,655
One last point...

140
00:07:26,656 --> 00:07:29,200
No walking around nude
outside your room.

141
00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:31,494
The intimate stays intimate.

142
00:07:31,661 --> 00:07:33,079
I forgot, ok.

143
00:07:33,246 --> 00:07:35,581
You tend to forget a lot!

144
00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:37,708
Shall we carry on?

145
00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:39,877
Cleaning products...

146
00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:42,630
<i>I wanted a free, solitary
and sleepy life</i>

147
00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:46,926
<i>but now had to listen to rules
on nudity and toilet use.</i>

148
00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:50,138
<i>Worse, I had to hear words
like "kitty".</i>

149
00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,390
<i>As depressing as "No sweat",</i>

150
00:07:52,557 --> 00:07:54,183
<i>"seeya" instead of "see you"</i>

151
00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,935
<i>or "Hey, want a brew?"</i>

152
00:07:56,102 --> 00:07:58,271
- An aperitif?
- Want a brew?

153
00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:01,566
I have PhDs
in modern and classic lit,

154
00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:05,027
masters in sociology, philosophy
and psychology

155
00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:07,822
and degrees in English and Chinese.

156
00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,783
- What about Art History?
- That too.

157
00:08:11,242 --> 00:08:12,952
Wow. You're Study Man.

158
00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:14,662
I like learning.

159
00:08:14,829 --> 00:08:15,829
But not working?

160
00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:18,916
- Do you two work?
- Yep.

161
00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:20,585
Well, internships.

162
00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:24,172
Intern's a real job now.
There'll soon be masters in it.

163
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:27,633
It's the Western translation
of Chinese kid.

164
00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:29,427
Did you know that?

165
00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:33,181
I'd like to be a sports journalist.

166
00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:36,434
It's tough so I signed on
with a job agency.

167
00:08:36,601 --> 00:08:38,686
After 86 rejections,
I start tomorrow.

168
00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:40,146
- I told you?
- No.

169
00:08:40,313 --> 00:08:41,314
Hearse driver.

170
00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,318
Isn't it hard being in a car
with someone dead?

171
00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:49,614
It's like taxi-driver
but for customers who aren't alive.

172
00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,115
So less of a drag.

173
00:08:51,282 --> 00:08:55,286
But it must be hard to take
all the grief and wailing,

174
00:08:55,453 --> 00:08:56,453
the tears...

175
00:08:56,454 --> 00:08:57,997
I'm used to it.
Dad's Jewish.

176
00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:03,211
Remember
I wanted to be in publishing?

177
00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:06,047
- I'm an intern in a publishing firm.
- Cool.

178
00:09:06,631 --> 00:09:10,092
I'm on re-editions
of erotic novels and thrillers

179
00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,427
but they're still books.

180
00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,179
That's great!

181
00:09:13,346 --> 00:09:16,015
I'm not keen on getting a job.

182
00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:20,603
You have rent to pay now.
You need to make a living.

183
00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:22,980
Hold on, you're over 25.

184
00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:25,650
Minimum benefit's your lifesaver.

185
00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:27,901
Yeah...

186
00:09:31,364 --> 00:09:33,241
I've never liked prunes.

187
00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:37,203
- Why buy prune yogurt then?
- Money back offer.

188
00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:38,704
Yogurt as an aperitif?

189
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,456
Yeah, I like it.

190
00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,377
Here's to your new life, Sébastien!

191
00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:46,462
Cheers!

192
00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,183
- What's up?
- You sleeping ok?

193
00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,851
Yeah, but why are you here?

194
00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:05,398
I know your game, the poor kid
excommunicated by his parents

195
00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,441
turning to Anna for love.

196
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:10,528
Get this...
Anna's for me, ok.

197
00:10:10,695 --> 00:10:13,364
Fine. I don't care about Anna.

198
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:14,907
Not your type?

199
00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:17,118
She's beautiful but it wouldn't work.

200
00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:18,369
You a virgin?

201
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,745
Gay?

202
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,915
But falling in love
and seducing a girl

203
00:10:23,082 --> 00:10:25,584
is too much commitment and hard work.

204
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,795
It's the middle of the night.

205
00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:30,423
I barely know you.
This is ridiculous.

206
00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:40,182
Sometimes, I sleep on the couch with
the quilt placed so my cock shows.

207
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,226
Just to get Anna hot.

208
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,186
Does it work?

209
00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:48,649
But I'm sure she's seen it
and that turns me on.

210
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,568
OK, I see...

211
00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:57,074
- Weights this late?
- To catch my body napping.

212
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,285
To teach it to always be alert.

213
00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,456
I'm convinced
it has twice the effect.

214
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:06,459
- Mind if I turn the TV on?
- No, go ahead.

215
00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:09,462
Usually I sleep in here, see.

216
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,506
- Not in your room?
- I like to doze off with the TV.

217
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,800
- Ok if I call you Seb?
- Sure.

218
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,136
Actually,
my pals call me "The Other".

219
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,511
The Other?

220
00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:23,851
In 1983, the year I was born,
Sébastien was the most popular name.

221
00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:27,355
My neighbor, born that year,
is also a Sébastien.

222
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,689
Sébastien Doria.

223
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,650
We were together
from kindergarten to university.

224
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,819
He was more popular than me.

225
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,281
Come see, Sébastien just puked!

226
00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:39,492
- Sébastien Doria?
- No, the other.

227
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,579
- You don't mind?
- No.

228
00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:46,874
And, as Rimbaud said,
"I is another."

229
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:48,918
Poetry...

230
00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:52,505
A poet can write crap
and some jerk will love it!

231
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,966
"I is another"...
Why not "My sandwich is my mom"?

232
00:11:56,842 --> 00:12:00,012
Thanks to the other guy,
I made love for the first time.

233
00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,765
The girl got the wrong room
in the dorm.

234
00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:05,768
- She didn't recognize you?
- Only after.

235
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,562
That's wild...

236
00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:10,523
Did you stay together?

237
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,318
But she'd come and pounce on me
now and then.

238
00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:15,861
Wow...

239
00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:18,239
She fucked you.

240
00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:20,282
Yeah, she was the one who...

241
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,160
I'd love to be a girl's sex toy.

242
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,621
Still see her?

243
00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:28,332
No, she's a lesbian now.

244
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,168
Wow...

245
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,382
The prunes cause that.

246
00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:39,385
Sure, go ahead.

247
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:55,693
What's that?

248
00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:33,314
How's it going, man?

249
00:13:33,731 --> 00:13:35,524
You drink coffee on the can?

250
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,319
I love it.
It's my morning relaxation.

251
00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:41,614
- Two birds with one stone, see.
- Right...

252
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,199
You're already up?

253
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,117
The Marseillaise woke me.

254
00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:47,536
That's France calling you!

255
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,830
It means you need to find work.

256
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:54,043
I think it was the neighbor.
He's crazy playing that this early!

257
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:56,378
- I need to get ready.
- Me too.

258
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:59,298
- Off already?
- I have a 45-minute commute.

259
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,971
- Have a good day. Be good!
- Yeah.

260
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,642
And sign up for minimum benefit!

261
00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,338
That's much better!

262
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:44,635
Dick Cheney, we miss you!

263
00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:48,055
Fuck!

264
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:53,686
<i>The sooner I sorted things out,
the sooner I'd have it easy.</i>

265
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,437
<i>With the minimum each month.</i>

266
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,523
<i>The minimum was enough for me.</i>

267
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,858
<i>This was a place of hope for me.</i>

268
00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:03,445
<i>But even the plants
preferred to die there.</i>

269
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,948
Your plants need light, Patrick.

270
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,156
They're dying-

271
00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,577
The crazy thing is, they're fake.

272
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,869
They are?

273
00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:13,372
Maybe they're fake dead plants.

274
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,584
- Do you like dead plants?
- No.

275
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,962
Maybe some people do.
Bobos, for instance.

276
00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:23,549
You should raise your blinds.
It'd do you good.

277
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,926
I've begun light therapy.

278
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,678
I feel much better.

279
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,598
- Excuse me.
- What is it?

280
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,851
I'm here to sign on
for minimum benefit...

281
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:36,770
Can't we finish our conversation
first?

282
00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:39,732
Lazy but in a hurry...
That's a good one.

283
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,443
I'll be going.

284
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:46,322
You filled out the form?

285
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:52,369
I'm a social worker.
Know what that makes you?

286
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:54,496
- No?
- Socially assisted.

287
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:57,124
You like that idea? No.

288
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,710
What's this line here?

289
00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:04,131
"I'm not against work
as long as it's not an obligation."

290
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,176
Think that'll get you work?

291
00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:09,970
- It's a joke.
- Work is serious.

292
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:13,849
By signing on here,
isn't my motivation implicit?

293
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,018
We don't like the implicit.

294
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:18,145
We like clear, simple things.

295
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:19,938
We like the explicit.

296
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,566
The implicit is sly and deceitful.

297
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,402
With the implicit,
you miss out on life.

298
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,363
You miss out on love.

299
00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:32,034
You don't tell your wife "I love you"
because it's implicit.

300
00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:34,995
Then one day she leaves.

301
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,123
See you in a month.

302
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:41,168
And bring me
good, explicit documents,

303
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,504
showing you're looking for work.

304
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,297
All right.

305
00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:48,967
Goodbye... sir.

306
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,844
Dinner's on me.

307
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:54,932
To save money, do what I do.
Only buy special offers.

308
00:16:55,099 --> 00:16:57,101
You find everything on offer?

309
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,977
Not everything but a lot.

310
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,730
- So you don't choose.
- No, that's the problem.

311
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:05,109
You get by.
Like with washing powder or shampoo.

312
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,529
I'm using a shampoo for dyed hair.

313
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:11,782
It irritates and gives me dandruff
but it washes.

314
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,743
There are two kinds of special offer.

315
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:17,496
Those marked
"money back on first buy"...

316
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,998
and "satisfied or refunded."

317
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:23,168
They're a drag
because when you write for a refund,

318
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,712
you need to justify it.

319
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:25,878
Meaning?

320
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,507
A letter saying
why you're not satisfied.

321
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:30,759
You need good ideas.

322
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:34,138
Diarrhea, irritations,
your piss is red, get it?

323
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,515
The other big drag is the checkout.

324
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,976
You need one receipt per item.

325
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:41,061
2.89 euros.

326
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:55,868
1.29.

327
00:17:56,827 --> 00:18:00,914
I'm only doing this
to spend more time with you.

328
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,919
Think I'd date a guy
who only buys special offers?

329
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,755
A girl dreams of that?

330
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,179
- I signed up for benefit.
- Good!

331
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,181
Don't be content with that.

332
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,433
It's a good start, right?

333
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,059
It's your goal in life?

334
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,019
No...

335
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,107
You know the Latin word for work
also means "torture"?

336
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,735
That kind of puts you off the idea.

337
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:32,946
Is a dead language
the best guide for life?

338
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,907
Latin is dumb.

339
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,575
I'm content with little.

340
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:38,494
Being content isn't good.

341
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,455
It means you accept your fate.
Aim for more.

342
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:45,459
I'm not content being
my boss's lackey. I'm aiming higher.

343
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:49,296
I want a good life with a job I like.
I want to be happy.

344
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:52,090
So do I
but not necessarily through work.

345
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,801
No dying man ever said,

346
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,888
"I'm happy, I've worked,
paid my taxes, I can die content."

347
00:18:58,055 --> 00:18:59,598
Ok, but no one ever said,

348
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:03,268
"I've done nothing with my life,
I can die content."

349
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:07,314
Epicurus said, "A man not content
with little can never be content."

350
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,485
First, talking in quotations
really sucks.

351
00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:12,945
You can do better.

352
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,113
Second, Epicurus is a drag.

353
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,741
Third,
that thinking can be dangerous.

354
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:20,619
It's what they tell the poor
to keep them down.

355
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:24,748
A Western tourist arrives
in a dump in Africa and says,

356
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:29,086
"They have nothing but that's
happiness. Let's do the same."

357
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:32,631
- Exactly.
- I don't mean the class struggle.

358
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,550
But life is a struggle.

359
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,469
Otherwise, we'd still be
undeveloped amoeba.

360
00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:41,473
My amoeba and your amoeba
make one big amoeba.

361
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,227
- Let's go out.
- No, there's a game.

362
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:46,895
Champions' League?

363
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,981
- You like soccer?
- I love it.

364
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,066
Shit...

365
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,778
<i>I soon got my bearings.</i>

366
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,394
<i>I was looking for peace
in a city of active,</i>

367
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,854
<i>fast-moving people.</i>

368
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,899
<i>A city where people
knew what they wanted:</i>

369
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,442
<i>to make a living.</i>

370
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,348
<i>Siesta bar</i>

371
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,369
Jerks...

372
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,259
It's not your turn to clean.

373
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,428
- I enjoy it.
- You do?

374
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,181
- You're Super Roommate!
- Yep.

375
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,642
You look like a baby chick in that.

376
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,187
- Is that your diary?
- No, the fake one.

377
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,106
You keep real and fake diaries?

378
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,941
Come on, I'll explain.

379
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,819
This one's for Bruno.

380
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,738
I write crap in it
and leave it around.

381
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,281
The real one's hidden.

382
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,451
You're pretty Machiavellian!

383
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:10,580
Sharing with a horny guy
inspires you to protect yourself.

384
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,749
Does he search your things?

385
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,459
I was always wary.

386
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:18,255
So I started this fake diary
and wrote a thing I could check.

387
00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,924
I wrote about a dream...

388
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:26,054
in which I fell madly in love
with a guy with shaved legs

389
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:30,934
and how, on waking,
I found the idea really arousing.

390
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,311
Since then, he shaves his legs.

391
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,938
Yeah?

392
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,274
Why don't you lock your door?

393
00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:39,609
I knew he'd find a way in.

394
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:44,114
And where girls are concerned,
a total idiot can become Einstein.

395
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:45,782
You're not wrong.

396
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,535
I'm getting to understand the guy.

397
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,912
The weights at night,
is that you too?

398
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:53,415
- No. He does that?
- Yes, he does.

399
00:22:57,586 --> 00:23:00,422
You're gifted.
Why don't you write for real?

400
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:02,716
I just do that for fun.

401
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,343
Let's try to wind him up.

402
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,720
Sure, but how?

403
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:11,641
I could write
a guy sucking a straw is sexy.

404
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,018
That could be funny.

405
00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:16,063
And a guy sucking a straw
looks so dumb.

406
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:19,357
"You're very pretty.
Want to go outwith me?"

407
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,194
It never works.

408
00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:31,411
Here we are.

409
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:32,912
You're home.

410
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,457
- What is it, Bruno?
- He's devastated.

411
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:39,044
He was driving the hearse
at my husband's funeral.

412
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:42,631
When we got to the cemetery,
he burst into tears.

413
00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:48,804
- You brought him home?
- He couldn't drive.

414
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,516
Come on, Bruno, it'll be ok.

415
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:56,019
My husband's in a good place
and he didn't suffer.

416
00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:58,438
He had a good life.

417
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:01,733
What use is a good life
if we have to die?

418
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,945
I forbid you to say that.
Don't say it, Bruno.

419
00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:08,824
You're young. You'll do great things.

420
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:12,619
You're with your friends now.
I have to go back to mine.

421
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,329
Be brave, Bruno.

422
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,039
Be brave.

423
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,375
Goodbye.

424
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:19,543
Come on, Bruno.

425
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:21,586
Come on...

426
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:27,342
The boss fired me for creating
a bad atmosphere at the funeral.

427
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:29,636
Crazy, huh?

428
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:33,140
I'd never been confronted
with death before.

429
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:35,392
It's a natural reaction.

430
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:38,645
I was distraught when my jerboa died.
I was 8.

431
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,106
You had a jerboa?
I'd have loved one.

432
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:42,524
- Yeah.
- What's a jerboa?

433
00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:47,737
<i>Now there's a nice animal:
the jerboa.</i>

434
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:52,367
Her name was Jerby.
Jerby the jerboa.

435
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,369
That's so cool!

436
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:57,622
You can't compare a jerboa
to a human being!

437
00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:00,125
You didn't even know the guy!

438
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,627
Did he ever eat from your hand?

439
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:04,713
Did he sit on your shoulder?

440
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,966
Did you tell him off
for pooping on your bed?

441
00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:10,343
No, but maybe his wife did...

442
00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:24,816
What are you doing?

443
00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,484
Growing an avocado.

444
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,738
It's useful having a big pear!

445
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:34,367
Could I borrow
your job rejection letters?

446
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:36,620
Sure. What for?

447
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:40,207
I need to show the benefit office
I'm looking for work.

448
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:41,583
Or I get no money.

449
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,920
I can replace your name with mine
in the letters.

450
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,796
- If you want...
- Cool.

451
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:55,972
Here you go, knock yourself out.
86 of them.

452
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:59,476
Rejection letters are easy to get.

453
00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:02,520
Apply for a job
and you're bound to get one.

454
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,983
With my luck, I'd probably get hired.
Then I'd be in the shit.

455
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:09,986
You've got tape...

456
00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:12,822
scissors... printer and scanner.

457
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:14,323
All set.

458
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,159
Over to you, Scam Man.

459
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:17,869
Cool. Thanks.

460
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:47,691
What are you doing?

461
00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:52,112
I'll post them from the company sites
to make it look real.

462
00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:54,155
They won't care.

463
00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:55,699
You never know.

464
00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:57,659
It makes it more real for me.

465
00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,744
It's like method acting, see.

466
00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:03,248
I have to go out to Rueil-Malmaison.

467
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:05,542
I mean, what a crap name.

468
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:07,961
Why pick firms outside Paris?

469
00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:11,881
To show I'm ready to work there
and that I'm motivated.

470
00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:13,466
You realize

471
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:17,595
if you put as much effort into work,
you'd rule the world.

472
00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:19,305
Yeah...

473
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:17,697
You look like a fox.

474
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:19,699
- I do?
- Yeah.

475
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,452
- Want to come to a party?
- No thanks.

476
00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:24,954
I'll stay here, snug as a cub.

477
00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:27,540
A cub, not even an adult fox.

478
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,542
Cubs are more mischievous.

479
00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:32,796
- Be mischievous with me.
- No, I'll stay in.

480
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:35,507
- Ask Bruno.
- No thanks.

481
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:40,970
Hi, guys.

482
00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:44,265
What's up?

483
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:45,850
What is it?

484
00:28:46,017 --> 00:28:47,017
Nothing.

485
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,729
Drinking beer through a straw?

486
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:51,106
I like it.

487
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,316
It's handier and cooler.

488
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:54,943
More relaxed, like.

489
00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:57,946
Yeah, it's not bad.

490
00:28:59,364 --> 00:29:01,366
I'll be going. Have fun.

491
00:29:01,533 --> 00:29:02,992
Have a good time.

492
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:05,954
What are we going to do?

493
00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:08,206
- What?
- Shall we play?

494
00:29:08,373 --> 00:29:09,707
- Sure.
- PlayStation?

495
00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:16,089
- Some candy?
- No thanks.

496
00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:17,589
Patrick left us.

497
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:19,092
- He's dead?
- No.

498
00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:21,803
Patrick had a sudden breakdown.

499
00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:25,765
He went out with his fake dead plant
and hit people with it.

500
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,351
Then he collapsed.

501
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,645
He never liked his work.

502
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:33,189
He felt over-qualified
and hated people.

503
00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:36,693
He wasn't a nice guy.

504
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,319
A bit of a jerk too.

505
00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:41,364
Sometimes I'd tell him he was a jerk

506
00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:43,741
and he thought I was kidding.

507
00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:44,908
Humor is handy.

508
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:46,994
All right.

509
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:50,373
Let me introduce myself.
I'm Richard.

510
00:29:50,540 --> 00:29:52,083
I'm an ordinary guy.

511
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:55,086
I'm 5' 8" and weigh 150 pounds.

512
00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:57,380
Average height, average weight.

513
00:29:58,214 --> 00:29:59,674
My IQ is average

514
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:04,220
even though, like most people,
I think the test means nothing.

515
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:07,557
I sleep 7 hours a night
and dream ordinary dreams.

516
00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:10,185
No giant spiders
talking about life...

517
00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:11,728
My dreams are so basic

518
00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:15,106
I can't tell after
if they really happened or not.

519
00:30:15,273 --> 00:30:18,109
In my 8-floor building,
I live on the 4th floor.

520
00:30:18,276 --> 00:30:20,028
No one calls me handsome or ugly.

521
00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:23,490
I've never been able to finish Proust

522
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,116
but claim that I have.

523
00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:27,452
However,
I've read "The Little Prince".

524
00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:30,079
But I hated it.
I thought it was crap.

525
00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:32,332
But I've never dared to say so.

526
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,626
I have a flat-screen TV,

527
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:37,712
a 40-inch one,
paid for in three instalments.

528
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:40,215
I have a car bought on credit.

529
00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:42,967
A French one to help the economy.

530
00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:44,636
I sort my trash

531
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:47,347
and turn off the tap
when I clean my teeth.

532
00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:49,891
My wife says I'm dull
and she's right.

533
00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:51,559
There you go.

534
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:55,480
That's me, Richard, your adviser.

535
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:58,858
I like people
and I'm here to help you.

536
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,693
So who are you?

537
00:31:03,571 --> 00:31:05,740
Well, I'm Sébastien...

538
00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:10,578
I'm here to renew my benefit claim.

539
00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:13,957
I have proof
that I've been looking for work.

540
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,209
I even have the envelopes.

541
00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:18,461
They're here, with the postmark.

542
00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:21,464
This is from Rueil-Malmaison.
A long way.

543
00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:23,550
Are you a crook?

544
00:31:24,634 --> 00:31:25,634
Sorry?

545
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,136
Sébastien...

546
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,972
Are you a crook?

547
00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:31,307
No. Why?

548
00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:34,269
You only need proof to solve a crime.

549
00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:36,229
I'm no fan of proof.

550
00:31:37,522 --> 00:31:40,024
I've told you who I am.

551
00:31:40,191 --> 00:31:42,652
I'd like to know who you are.

552
00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,947
What you want to do,
what you like...

553
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:50,785
Nothing.

554
00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:54,048
I want to do nothing
and like doing nothing.

555
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,041
Meaning?

556
00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:02,046
I like getting bored.

557
00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:04,340
I like wasted time.

558
00:32:04,507 --> 00:32:07,218
I like pauses,
moments when time stands still.

559
00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:11,889
I like waiting too
and taking long journeys.

560
00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:15,393
I like the run-up to things.

561
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,645
Clémenceau said about love...

562
00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:21,566
"The most beautiful thing about love
is going up the stairs."

563
00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:23,443
It works for everything.

564
00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:26,529
For me,
dreaming about doing something

565
00:32:26,696 --> 00:32:28,489
is better than doing it.

566
00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:34,662
You've never wanted to do anything?

567
00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:37,665
As far back as I can remember, no.

568
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:39,334
And you?

569
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,628
You always wanted to do this?

570
00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:42,837
No.

571
00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,672
Then again, yes.

572
00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:48,509
I always wanted to help people.
I'm glad to be able to.

573
00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:52,597
When I was little,
I had a stupid dream.

574
00:32:53,431 --> 00:32:54,641
What was it?

575
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,476
I wanted a pancake house.

576
00:32:56,726 --> 00:32:58,019
I love my mom's pancakes.

577
00:32:58,269 --> 00:33:00,688
After school,
when I smelled the batter...

578
00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:02,315
I was happy-

579
00:33:02,607 --> 00:33:03,607
Pancakes are good.

580
00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:05,401
But it wasn't serious.

581
00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:09,280
Who cares what's serious?
If you like them, make them.

582
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:13,159
Sure, but life isn't that simple.

583
00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:14,326
It should be.

584
00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:17,789
Even doing nothing requires money.

585
00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:21,292
Everyone should get
a minimum amount each month.

586
00:33:21,668 --> 00:33:23,378
As wages for being human.

587
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,463
That's how I see benefit.

588
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:32,887
I'm going to help you.

589
00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:35,348
I'll cover for you with my superiors.

590
00:33:35,515 --> 00:33:38,226
I'll see you in 3 months
to renew your claim.

591
00:33:38,393 --> 00:33:43,064
Or before then, if you want
to drop in for a chat.

592
00:33:43,231 --> 00:33:44,440
I'd like that.

593
00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:48,611
Sure. Thanks.

594
00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:52,407
Thank you very much.

595
00:33:53,783 --> 00:33:56,786
<i>I'd found a sponsor
for the life I wanted.</i>

596
00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:58,454
<i>An easy and quiet life.</i>

597
00:33:58,621 --> 00:34:01,332
<i>I was relieved. it was sunny,
the girls smelled nice.</i>

598
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:09,132
<i>For me, Paris has always been
the city Where women smell nice.</i>

599
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,552
<i>Orange-flower blossom...</i>

600
00:34:13,136 --> 00:34:14,512
<i>What's her life like?</i>

601
00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:17,014
<i>Is she happy? Is she in love?</i>

602
00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:19,267
<i>Is she loved?</i>

603
00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:22,103
<i>Did she take ages
picking her clothes?</i>

604
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:29,318
- What's up?
- I'm just heading back home.

605
00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:31,946
I was at my benefit interview.
And you?

606
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:35,491
I just met a writer
who signed with the firm.

607
00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:38,077
- I'm going to handle him.
- Fantastic!

608
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:39,871
Responsibility at last.

609
00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:42,165
Coming with me to park this?

610
00:34:44,542 --> 00:34:46,544
Want to see something you'll like?

611
00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:47,712
Sure.

612
00:34:51,382 --> 00:34:53,926
- Beautiful, huh?
- Really beautiful.

613
00:34:56,012 --> 00:34:57,847
A higher view is good.

614
00:34:58,639 --> 00:34:59,639
Yeah...

615
00:35:01,851 --> 00:35:03,770
Hold on, this'll be fun...

616
00:35:06,397 --> 00:35:09,400
- What's going on?
- Pull a face!

617
00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:18,534
- You do this a lot?
- Yeah.

618
00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:20,578
I gatecrash people's photos.

619
00:35:20,745 --> 00:35:24,373
I love being on dressers
all over the world.

620
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,959
That way, I leave my mark on Earth.

621
00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,963
Awesome.
A bit self-centered, but awesome.

622
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:34,133
No, not self-centered,
just a way of existing.

623
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,136
Since I dream of traveling the world

624
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:38,471
but can't yet.

625
00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:41,390
This way I can do it without moving.

626
00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:43,810
Good idea, huh?

627
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,853
Yes, it's good.

628
00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:55,071
<i>The next 3 months
passed rapidly and pleasantly.</i>

629
00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:58,199
<i>I was living my dream life.</i>

630
00:35:58,366 --> 00:36:00,535
<i>I was moving but immobile.</i>

631
00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:03,079
<i>It was a very pleasant feeling.</i>

632
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:09,544
<i>Bruno and I became close friends.</i>

633
00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:12,713
Chopsticks suck.
How do the Japs do it?

634
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,549
They're used to them.

635
00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:19,470
Think Japanese conductors use
a knife and fork for the orchestra?

636
00:36:24,267 --> 00:36:26,686
I hate Peter Jackson's "King Kong".

637
00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:29,188
He took out all the erotic tension.

638
00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:31,023
I think it sucks too.

639
00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:35,194
When he climbs the Empire State
Building and the planes attack...

640
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:36,654
Yeah, that's sad.

641
00:36:36,821 --> 00:36:39,824
It's sad
but some people had it worse.

642
00:36:39,991 --> 00:36:44,036
The tenants on the floors
level with King Kong's balls.

643
00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:46,163
What a hideous sight!

644
00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:49,750
I read this ages ago
and I really liked it.

645
00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:51,669
It reminded me of you.

646
00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:52,962
"The Book With No Name"?

647
00:36:57,425 --> 00:36:59,176
You'll make a great pear.

648
00:37:00,303 --> 00:37:03,306
I know! Leather pants...

649
00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:09,437
- What's the book?
- Jack London, it's really good.

650
00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:11,397
- Yeah?
- You should read it.

651
00:37:11,564 --> 00:37:13,065
You'll lend me it?

652
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,234
How's it going. guys?

653
00:37:17,695 --> 00:37:20,990
- What are those pants?
- These? They're leather.

654
00:37:21,616 --> 00:37:24,660
I love the feeling.
It's like a second skin.

655
00:37:24,827 --> 00:37:27,914
I'm a big Jim Morrison fan, see.

656
00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:31,292
They suit you.
They make you look...

657
00:37:31,459 --> 00:37:32,877
They highlight who you are.

658
00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:34,712
That's it exactly.

659
00:37:34,879 --> 00:37:37,381
- That's leather for you.
- Right.

660
00:37:38,257 --> 00:37:40,176
Right, seeya.

661
00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:02,907
- Guys...
- Yeah?

662
00:38:03,074 --> 00:38:05,409
- Know what I'd really like?
- No.

663
00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:08,496
- A typical evening with you.
- Meaning?

664
00:38:08,663 --> 00:38:11,123
Well, when I go out,
you stay together.

665
00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:13,459
I'd like to stay in with you too.

666
00:38:13,626 --> 00:38:16,003
- To watch or to take part?
- To take part.

667
00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:17,380
I'm hot for it.

668
00:38:17,546 --> 00:38:19,840
- You bet.
- Sure, no problem.

669
00:38:20,007 --> 00:38:21,717
You don't mind?

670
00:38:21,884 --> 00:38:24,095
I won't oversell it
but you'll have a blast.

671
00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:35,064
What else do you do?

672
00:38:36,023 --> 00:38:38,359
We talk about the day we've had.

673
00:38:38,526 --> 00:38:40,069
All right. Go on.

674
00:38:40,236 --> 00:38:43,239
I got up today at 4 in the afternoon.

675
00:38:43,406 --> 00:38:46,409
I got up, ate Cocoa Krispies...
We're out of milk.

676
00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:48,911
- Earlier today...
- Let him finish.

677
00:38:49,078 --> 00:38:50,287
I've finished.

678
00:38:51,664 --> 00:38:54,333
Earlier today, I wanted to go out...

679
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:56,377
But I didn't.

680
00:38:56,544 --> 00:38:58,379
I realized I had no reason to.

681
00:38:58,546 --> 00:39:00,965
- That happens a lot.
- To you too?

682
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:04,844
Hold on, surely that isn't
all you talk about?

683
00:39:05,302 --> 00:39:06,971
Tell me something else.

684
00:39:07,138 --> 00:39:09,140
- We talk about movies...
- Screw movies.

685
00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:11,017
We saw...

686
00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,686
Tell me private stuff about you.

687
00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:18,524
How about... There's nothing?

688
00:39:19,233 --> 00:39:21,193
Any thoughts, maybe...

689
00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:25,072
- I take the plunge?
- Go on.

690
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,367
Two days ago, I...

691
00:39:30,077 --> 00:39:32,079
I jacked off in front of a mirror.

692
00:39:32,246 --> 00:39:35,291
I can't tell if I was turned on
because

693
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:37,668
I was caught up in it

694
00:39:38,127 --> 00:39:40,713
or because I was watching myself.

695
00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:46,510
I'm wondering if I might not be
a bit... homosexual.

696
00:39:48,137 --> 00:39:50,473
There are 2 ways to see it.
Maybe 3.

697
00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:54,018
No, I'm sorry, 9W5-

698
00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:55,853
At least I've tried.

699
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,605
It was fun.

700
00:39:58,647 --> 00:39:59,815
Have a good evening.

701
00:40:00,733 --> 00:40:02,693
There's no obvious conclusion...

702
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:06,947
Bruno, tell me something...
You're in love with Anna?

703
00:40:07,114 --> 00:40:11,160
It's kind of violent, saying
you jack off in front of a mirror.

704
00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:15,706
You're crazy, I opened up to her.
It took a huge effort to say that.

705
00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:17,750
Yes, but she... Whatever.

706
00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:21,212
As for what you said,
let's get back to it...

707
00:40:21,796 --> 00:40:23,005
It's interesting...

708
00:40:23,172 --> 00:40:26,342
- I think you're gay.
- Or you're ego-sexual.

709
00:40:29,553 --> 00:40:30,638
Weird museum...

710
00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:33,933
They need a nightwatchman
for dead animals?

711
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,352
Rhino horns are a prized commodity.

712
00:40:36,811 --> 00:40:38,354
There've been thefts before.

713
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,480
So I step in.

714
00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:43,025
- That's crazy.
- Come on.

715
00:40:43,526 --> 00:40:44,819
Time for my round.

716
00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:47,238
It's like being a cop
in a Hollywood movie!

717
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:49,698
I'll take a leak first.

718
00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:05,798
Nice, big claws.

719
00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:08,425
Oh, yeah, that feels good.

720
00:41:10,261 --> 00:41:11,428
It's so good.

721
00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:13,055
You never clip them?

722
00:41:13,222 --> 00:41:15,307
They won't grow now anyway.

723
00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:19,519
You're in briefs?

724
00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:22,523
I've never visited a museum
in my briefs.

725
00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:23,731
That's a goal?

726
00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:26,694
No, but one day I'll be happy to say,

727
00:41:26,861 --> 00:41:29,321
"I visited a museum in my briefs."

728
00:41:29,822 --> 00:41:31,490
That's a crazy idea.

729
00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:35,286
I do things but you're like
that bear, a stuffed shirt.

730
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:38,539
You're in your briefs.
Even he's shocked.

731
00:41:38,706 --> 00:41:40,875
Try it, it's awesome.

732
00:41:42,251 --> 00:41:43,377
Step back.

733
00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:46,922
It's weird
because you're still dressed.

734
00:41:47,089 --> 00:41:49,758
Do the same as me
and the embarrassment fades.

735
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:54,471
It's amazing, you always find
a logical explanation.

736
00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:57,975
Coming or staying
with your stuffed friend'?

737
00:41:58,142 --> 00:41:59,560
I like bears.

738
00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:03,522
Did you know trainers talk
to wild animals in German?

739
00:42:03,689 --> 00:42:05,691
No wonder.
That language freaks me out.

740
00:42:09,737 --> 00:42:13,157
Isn't this ace? Nice and cool,
dicks on the loose...

741
00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:15,117
We discover new feelings.

742
00:42:15,284 --> 00:42:18,495
The feeling of being ridiculous.
Why in briefs?

743
00:42:18,829 --> 00:42:20,414
I'm not saying I want to

744
00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:23,292
but why not go the whole way
and do it nude?

745
00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:27,296
The real blast is doing it in briefs.

746
00:42:27,463 --> 00:42:31,133
Being nude is dumb.
Nudists are nude and they're dumb.

747
00:42:31,842 --> 00:42:34,970
No one does anything in briefs.
I'm a briefist.

748
00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:37,056
I want briefist camps.

749
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:40,601
I love the word "briefs".
It's beautiful.

750
00:42:40,768 --> 00:42:43,229
It makes a sentence
merry and musical.

751
00:42:43,854 --> 00:42:46,357
Tightie whities.
Skivvies is great too.

752
00:42:46,523 --> 00:42:48,817
- Nut hut is good too.
- I like it!

753
00:42:49,193 --> 00:42:50,402
Nut Hut Day...

754
00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:01,038
- What're you doing here?
- And you?

755
00:43:01,205 --> 00:43:02,539
I'm the nightwatchman.
And you?

756
00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:03,874
We're thieves.

757
00:43:05,376 --> 00:43:08,212
You're thieves
and you admit it like that?

758
00:43:09,088 --> 00:43:10,589
We're not going to lie.

759
00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:13,300
It's not like we're lost visitors.

760
00:43:13,467 --> 00:43:15,094
We're thieves, here to steal.

761
00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:19,640
That's a bummer
because the thing is...

762
00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:22,226
I'm supposed to stop you.

763
00:43:22,393 --> 00:43:23,936
Yeah, it's a bummer.

764
00:43:27,189 --> 00:43:28,189
Are you armed?

765
00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:33,904
- We have blunt objects.
- To hit you with.

766
00:43:34,947 --> 00:43:36,448
We got that.

767
00:43:37,366 --> 00:43:39,493
If I don't stop you,
I lose my job.

768
00:43:41,036 --> 00:43:43,289
If you stop us,
you'll lose your teeth.

769
00:43:47,209 --> 00:43:49,712
Then again, we're in briefs...

770
00:43:59,096 --> 00:44:00,931
We'll leave you to it.

771
00:44:02,391 --> 00:44:03,559
We'll be going.

772
00:44:04,727 --> 00:44:05,936
Gentlemen...

773
00:44:08,981 --> 00:44:10,357
Holy shit...

774
00:44:12,151 --> 00:44:14,320
It's sick that they fired you.

775
00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:16,655
They saw the video.

776
00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:18,991
All right, guys...

777
00:44:21,618 --> 00:44:23,537
I heard the end of that story.

778
00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:25,748
You were in briefs in a museum?

779
00:44:26,248 --> 00:44:28,834
The image is kind of shocking
but hey...

780
00:44:29,293 --> 00:44:32,504
Forget it,
I'm used to your weird stuff now.

781
00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:36,759
Sebastien, I ran into Stéphane,
Alex and Delphine today.

782
00:44:36,925 --> 00:44:38,385
From university.

783
00:44:38,552 --> 00:44:42,097
I asked them over tomorrow
for a reunion drinks party.

784
00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:44,433
- Good idea, huh?
- People, here?

785
00:44:44,683 --> 00:44:47,811
- It's a drag?
- It's like a high school reunion.

786
00:44:47,978 --> 00:44:49,104
Not at all.

787
00:44:49,271 --> 00:44:52,024
"You haven't changed.
What are you doing now?"

788
00:44:52,441 --> 00:44:53,441
I'm married, 3 kids.

789
00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:58,405
- 3 already?
- I had triplets.

790
00:44:59,656 --> 00:45:01,367
The birth wasn't too tough?

791
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:04,036
A bit scary.
I was induced before term

792
00:45:04,370 --> 00:45:05,704
but it was ok.

793
00:45:07,790 --> 00:45:08,957
And you, Stéphane?

794
00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:11,043
Still teaching at university.

795
00:45:11,377 --> 00:45:14,004
- How's work, The Other?
- Minimum benefit.

796
00:45:14,963 --> 00:45:17,549
- That's not a job.
- I know but...

797
00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:21,345
Right, it's tough...
You're struggling to find work?

798
00:45:22,346 --> 00:45:23,555
I don't want to work.

799
00:45:27,309 --> 00:45:28,519
That's crazy.

800
00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:31,855
Before, you never stopped
taking one course after another.

801
00:45:32,022 --> 00:45:33,399
Yes, it's a waste.

802
00:45:33,732 --> 00:45:35,526
- I don't agree.
- It's dumb.

803
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:39,780
Without work, at a party,
you have less to talk about.

804
00:45:39,947 --> 00:45:41,824
I don't really agree.

805
00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:44,660
Look at Alexandre.
He's a computer engineer.

806
00:45:46,078 --> 00:45:47,913
Quite frankly, it's not...

807
00:45:48,539 --> 00:45:50,457
At a party, it's not...

808
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,293
I mean, it's not...

809
00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:54,628
Right...

810
00:45:55,087 --> 00:45:56,630
What do you do exactly?

811
00:45:57,297 --> 00:45:58,632
I'm a consultant

812
00:45:58,799 --> 00:46:01,844
in a firm that publishes
web content software.

813
00:46:02,761 --> 00:46:03,887
We call it a CMS.

814
00:46:04,471 --> 00:46:05,764
Content Management System.

815
00:46:08,475 --> 00:46:10,978
Basically, it assists our clients

816
00:46:11,645 --> 00:46:14,481
to implement
their information systems.

817
00:46:16,066 --> 00:46:17,066
To put it simply.

818
00:46:18,569 --> 00:46:19,945
Yeah, it is kind of boring.

819
00:46:20,904 --> 00:46:21,904
There you go.

820
00:46:23,323 --> 00:46:24,950
I'll get the food.

821
00:46:25,117 --> 00:46:26,285
Thanks.

822
00:46:29,455 --> 00:46:32,124
I'll shift up a gear with Anna
tonight.

823
00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:35,294
I'll be a lot more direct.

824
00:46:35,461 --> 00:46:38,046
I've been too subtle until now.

825
00:46:38,881 --> 00:46:39,881
What?

826
00:46:40,048 --> 00:46:42,050
It's you saying "subtle"...

827
00:46:42,217 --> 00:46:46,638
If you say you want to date
and she says she's not into you,

828
00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:48,932
you know you'll have to move out?

829
00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:52,478
You're so negative.
Maybe she'll say, "I love you too."

830
00:46:54,354 --> 00:46:55,856
Let me help, Anna.

831
00:46:59,651 --> 00:47:02,362
Sorry, The Other,
but you're living off society.

832
00:47:02,946 --> 00:47:04,239
I don't agree.

833
00:47:04,573 --> 00:47:05,573
Here we are...

834
00:47:06,366 --> 00:47:08,118
Dig in...

835
00:47:09,328 --> 00:47:10,621
I didn't dare.

836
00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:13,624
Maybe you're right.

837
00:47:13,790 --> 00:47:16,835
I'll focus on the long term.

838
00:47:18,462 --> 00:47:21,507
She's bound to desire me
at some point.

839
00:47:24,927 --> 00:47:27,721
Sorry, The Other,
but you're not facing reality.

840
00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:31,183
I don't want anything.
I'm just living in my corner.

841
00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:33,810
You're asking society for something.

842
00:47:33,977 --> 00:47:37,523
You want those of us who work
to sponsor your vacation.

843
00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:38,899
That's not fair.

844
00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:41,443
People like you are society's cancer.

845
00:47:41,652 --> 00:47:44,154
- Don't exaggerate.
- Just stating the truth.

846
00:47:44,321 --> 00:47:47,199
What's it like for you
when it's sunny?

847
00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:50,202
Does it piss you off
the poor get to share?

848
00:47:51,328 --> 00:47:54,540
Cut it out.
What if we all did the same as you?

849
00:47:54,706 --> 00:47:58,293
There'd be no more food,
no more progress, no more money...

850
00:47:58,710 --> 00:47:59,878
Every man for himself.

851
00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:04,174
Listen, I live with Sébastien.
He's my roommate.

852
00:48:04,383 --> 00:48:07,386
He's not ripping anyone off.
He's not a parasite.

853
00:48:07,553 --> 00:48:09,221
He simply has...

854
00:48:11,098 --> 00:48:12,933
a different lifestyle.

855
00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:15,310
You make him sound retarded.

856
00:48:19,189 --> 00:48:20,440
Not at all!

857
00:48:20,607 --> 00:48:22,442
He's not retar...

858
00:48:24,778 --> 00:48:27,155
Sébastien,
let's go and buy more drinks.

859
00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:28,322
Sure.

860
00:48:28,323 --> 00:48:30,450
- I'll come.
- Stay with our friends.

861
00:48:30,617 --> 00:48:33,245
- They're your friends.
- So get acquainted.

862
00:48:35,289 --> 00:48:37,374
It was getting hairy up there.

863
00:48:37,874 --> 00:48:40,794
You need a big pear to fight back!

864
00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:46,508
Just think,
Delphine has 3 kids already.

865
00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:48,719
Do you want kids?

866
00:48:48,885 --> 00:48:51,680
Why? You want to have kids with me?

867
00:48:54,057 --> 00:48:55,767
The look on your face!

868
00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:58,770
Yes, I want children.

869
00:48:58,937 --> 00:49:01,440
Not yet but, yes, I do.

870
00:49:01,815 --> 00:49:03,358
But I don't think

871
00:49:03,525 --> 00:49:07,321
if I'm not a mother,
my life will be lacking something.

872
00:49:07,654 --> 00:49:09,489
That's a sad way of thinking.

873
00:49:09,823 --> 00:49:12,117
- Do you want kids?
- I think so.

874
00:49:12,284 --> 00:49:13,327
Really?

875
00:49:13,493 --> 00:49:17,039
I was sure that kind of question
would make you faint.

876
00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:20,584
Ok, the idea's light years away
from where I am now

877
00:49:20,751 --> 00:49:22,711
but I haven't ruled it out.

878
00:49:26,256 --> 00:49:30,177
Why did you smile when Delphine said
the birth was induced?

879
00:49:30,344 --> 00:49:32,804
That expression makes me laugh.

880
00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:33,971
Why?

881
00:49:33,972 --> 00:49:37,100
I imagine the woman
lying on the table,

882
00:49:37,267 --> 00:49:39,019
legs spread, exhausted...

883
00:49:39,186 --> 00:49:40,854
The gynecologist comes in,

884
00:49:41,063 --> 00:49:42,939
squats between her thighs

885
00:49:43,106 --> 00:49:47,069
and starts inducing...
"Come on, kiddo, I have some candy...

886
00:49:47,277 --> 00:49:49,237
"Hey, show me you're a man.

887
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:53,450
"Be a good boy now,
your poor mom's getting tired."

888
00:49:53,617 --> 00:49:55,702
The woman reacts,
"What's going on?"

889
00:49:55,869 --> 00:49:58,455
"I'm inducing him to come out."

890
00:49:58,622 --> 00:50:01,249
He goes on,
"Do you want this candy

891
00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:04,419
"or will you stay in there
like some mommy's boy?"

892
00:50:04,586 --> 00:50:05,586
"Stop, doctor!"

893
00:50:05,629 --> 00:50:09,132
"Don't worry, he's the best
at inducing births here."

894
00:50:10,425 --> 00:50:12,469
It doesn't happen like that.

895
00:50:12,636 --> 00:50:14,096
That's dumb.

896
00:50:14,262 --> 00:50:16,640
Too bad, reality lacks imagination.

897
00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:31,488
- Think he's dead?
- No idea.

898
00:50:32,948 --> 00:50:34,199
No, he's asleep.

899
00:50:36,493 --> 00:50:38,537
Don't you need it more than him?

900
00:50:51,717 --> 00:50:53,135
Why are you smiling?

901
00:50:55,429 --> 00:50:56,513
No reason.

902
00:51:09,359 --> 00:51:11,820
- Santa!
- No, it's me, stupid.

903
00:51:13,405 --> 00:51:14,656
My new job.

904
00:51:14,823 --> 00:51:16,992
- Shit, Christmas already?
- Yep.

905
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,494
- Going home for it?
- No way.

906
00:51:19,661 --> 00:51:23,039
They'll only nag me about work,
responsibilities and life.

907
00:51:23,206 --> 00:51:25,208
I lied and said I'd found a job.

908
00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:27,419
You're dumb. Go see them.

909
00:51:27,586 --> 00:51:29,463
You'll be all alone here.

910
00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:33,258
I don't care, I'll stay here,
snug as a cub.

911
00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:35,469
Right, I'm going-

912
00:51:35,635 --> 00:51:37,679
I'll come and buy some cookies.

913
00:51:38,722 --> 00:51:42,100
So buying cookies
is your main activity today?

914
00:51:42,267 --> 00:51:46,021
No, my main activity
will be eating them in the park.

915
00:51:46,188 --> 00:51:48,523
Don't be proud of that.
Look at me.

916
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,442
I play Santa for peanuts.

917
00:51:50,609 --> 00:51:52,486
I fight to survive and you mock me.

918
00:51:53,570 --> 00:51:55,781
- Are you mad at me?
- Worse.

919
00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:58,700
I envy you and that pisses me off.

920
00:51:58,867 --> 00:52:00,076
You shouldn't.

921
00:52:00,243 --> 00:52:02,913
You're right to fight
because you believe in that.

922
00:52:09,252 --> 00:52:11,129
- How do I look?
- Fine.

923
00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:13,507
- I don't feel credible.
- You are.

924
00:52:13,673 --> 00:52:15,425
I don't believe in me.

925
00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:27,521
Got a guy, Anna?

926
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,565
No. Why do you ask?

927
00:52:30,732 --> 00:52:34,361
No reason. We never see you
with a guy and you never mention one.

928
00:52:35,362 --> 00:52:37,113
No, there's no one in my life.

929
00:52:38,532 --> 00:52:39,825
You know, Anna...

930
00:52:40,575 --> 00:52:42,702
Love can be closer than we think.

931
00:52:42,869 --> 00:52:46,164
It can be right before our eyes
and we can't see it.

932
00:52:47,207 --> 00:52:48,250
So I hear.

933
00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:51,670
- How's work?
- They all piss me off.

934
00:52:52,379 --> 00:52:56,383
All so-called big shots
who write crap novels. It's not easy.

935
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,801
So resign.

936
00:52:58,969 --> 00:53:01,513
You think it's that easy?
I just resign?

937
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,640
No.

938
00:53:04,683 --> 00:53:06,935
- I agree.
- You always agree!

939
00:53:07,394 --> 00:53:08,478
That's not true!

940
00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:11,273
See, I'm not agreeing with you.

941
00:53:12,732 --> 00:53:14,943
But you...

942
00:53:15,402 --> 00:53:17,153
You should try writing.

943
00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:19,990
The stuff you wrote at university
was good.

944
00:53:20,156 --> 00:53:23,076
Use the time to write.
And I can publish you.

945
00:53:23,994 --> 00:53:25,787
I have nothing to say...

946
00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:28,290
You jerk. What a waste!

947
00:53:28,623 --> 00:53:31,710
Seriously,
what are your days like, Sébastien?

948
00:53:33,086 --> 00:53:35,380
I read, I watch movies,
I hang out...

949
00:53:36,172 --> 00:53:37,340
And often I dance.

950
00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:39,633
You dance?

951
00:53:48,935 --> 00:53:49,935
Start with the leg.

952
00:53:52,772 --> 00:53:56,192
The beat gradually rises,
spreading to the whole body.

953
00:54:07,871 --> 00:54:09,289
Come on then.

954
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:13,919
To the side of me.

955
00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:16,254
Then we turn, like this!

956
00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:18,006
And nowjump!

957
00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:24,638
Robot time!

958
00:54:29,267 --> 00:54:31,394
And now... The drums!

959
00:54:31,895 --> 00:54:32,895
Twist!

960
00:55:06,012 --> 00:55:07,430
Awesome, man!

961
00:55:09,391 --> 00:55:10,767
That's really cool!

962
00:55:21,611 --> 00:55:22,862
What's up with her?

963
00:55:23,697 --> 00:55:25,490
I think she couldn't take

964
00:55:25,657 --> 00:55:27,450
the sexual tension I give off.

965
00:55:27,617 --> 00:55:28,617
Yeah?

966
00:56:02,736 --> 00:56:04,529
It's wrong what you're doing.

967
00:56:05,405 --> 00:56:06,448
I'm sorry?

968
00:56:06,614 --> 00:56:07,907
This is wrong.

969
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,200
I don't understand.

970
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:12,829
Sure, act all innocent.

971
00:56:12,996 --> 00:56:15,874
I really don't understand.
What have I done?

972
00:56:16,249 --> 00:56:18,877
You haven't moved
from that bench all day!

973
00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:20,920
And you were here yesterday.

974
00:56:21,212 --> 00:56:24,174
- What's going on?
- His behavior is intolerable.

975
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:25,340
What did I do?

976
00:56:25,467 --> 00:56:26,593
- What did he do?
- Nothing.

977
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,927
I've done nothing.

978
00:56:28,094 --> 00:56:30,555
He's not doing anything,
it's different.

979
00:56:31,973 --> 00:56:32,973
Is that all?

980
00:56:32,974 --> 00:56:34,017
Yes, it is.

981
00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:35,769
It's like he's mocking us.

982
00:56:35,935 --> 00:56:38,730
We pass by to go to work,
with the kids, to shop

983
00:56:38,897 --> 00:56:40,648
and he just sits there!

984
00:56:40,815 --> 00:56:42,442
You're bothering us.

985
00:56:42,609 --> 00:56:45,653
You're preventing us
from being happy. Am I wrong?

986
00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:47,781
My brother and I were saying that.

987
00:56:48,656 --> 00:56:50,992
Sir, you have to do something

988
00:56:51,159 --> 00:56:52,744
like the rest of us.

989
00:56:52,911 --> 00:56:54,871
Or if you want to do nothing,

990
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,832
get a big dog,
sit outside a supermarket,

991
00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:01,503
drink beer and start begging.

992
00:57:01,669 --> 00:57:03,254
That'd be clearer.

993
00:57:03,713 --> 00:57:05,006
I don't want to beg!

994
00:57:05,882 --> 00:57:07,592
I have to book you then.

995
00:57:07,759 --> 00:57:09,177
What for?

996
00:57:09,344 --> 00:57:11,513
Causing a disturbance.

997
00:57:11,679 --> 00:57:13,681
Surely you realize your freedom

998
00:57:14,015 --> 00:57:18,436
stops where... where freedom...
stops for others.

999
00:57:18,853 --> 00:57:19,853
I think that's clear.

1000
00:57:20,146 --> 00:57:21,231
All right...

1001
00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:23,566
- What?
- Don't try thinking, it's no use.

1002
00:57:23,733 --> 00:57:26,611
I'm booking you. A 35-euro fine.
Your name?

1003
00:57:27,946 --> 00:57:28,946
Beautiful.

1004
00:57:28,947 --> 00:57:31,574
Yes, it's beautiful.
And ugly too.

1005
00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:38,206
- I have to find work, Richard.
- Really?

1006
00:57:38,373 --> 00:57:41,584
All right. That's surprising news.
But it's good.

1007
00:57:41,751 --> 00:57:44,796
- You think so?
- It means your life's evolving.

1008
00:57:44,963 --> 00:57:46,923
It's good when things evolve.

1009
00:57:47,090 --> 00:57:48,716
You helped me to do nothing.

1010
00:57:48,883 --> 00:57:51,219
Because you wanted to do nothing.

1011
00:57:51,386 --> 00:57:53,596
I won't force you to do anything.

1012
00:57:53,930 --> 00:57:56,933
I'll see what I can do for you.

1013
00:57:59,561 --> 00:58:01,729
And how are things otherwise?

1014
00:58:02,438 --> 00:58:05,608
It's a big upheaval in my life.
How about you?

1015
00:58:06,067 --> 00:58:07,902
I think I'm feeling better.

1016
00:58:08,486 --> 00:58:12,532
I now have a cat called Fido
and a dog called Felix.

1017
00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:15,076
A little fantasy...

1018
00:58:16,953 --> 00:58:20,248
I take time for myself.
It does me good.

1019
00:58:20,582 --> 00:58:22,709
I listen to the songs you recommend.

1020
00:58:23,293 --> 00:58:26,337
Last weekend, I danced like crazy
to really loud music.

1021
00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:27,964
All alone at home.

1022
00:58:28,173 --> 00:58:31,217
Next time, do it in briefs.
It's even better.

1023
00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:32,886
All right.

1024
00:58:35,430 --> 00:58:37,182
You know, Sébastien...

1025
00:58:37,348 --> 00:58:40,894
I suffered when I was in love
but it was worth it.

1026
00:58:41,728 --> 00:58:44,647
- Being unhappy?
- No, being happy first.

1027
00:58:44,939 --> 00:58:47,358
Being in love, feeling alive.

1028
00:58:47,734 --> 00:58:48,776
Don't you want that?

1029
00:58:49,903 --> 00:58:50,903
No.

1030
00:58:51,988 --> 00:58:54,324
I'm Marc and I'm your boss.

1031
00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:56,492
I use your first name,
you call me sir.

1032
00:58:56,659 --> 00:58:59,037
You're an intern. Never forget.

1033
00:58:59,204 --> 00:59:00,747
Know why you mustn't?

1034
00:59:00,914 --> 00:59:02,916
That's how you'll climb higher.

1035
00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:05,960
Know where you're from
to know where you're going.

1036
00:59:06,252 --> 00:59:09,088
After 6 to 9 months as an intern,

1037
00:59:09,255 --> 00:59:12,717
if your ratings are positive,
of course, you'll be able

1038
00:59:12,884 --> 00:59:15,345
to obtain a job in this enterprise.

1039
00:59:15,511 --> 00:59:17,722
Do you know what enterprise means?

1040
00:59:17,889 --> 00:59:20,141
- Yes.
- Are you sure you know?

1041
00:59:20,308 --> 00:59:22,518
It's the firm I'm an intern with.

1042
00:59:22,685 --> 00:59:24,020
You don't know.

1043
00:59:24,395 --> 00:59:25,647
It's a philosophy.

1044
00:59:25,813 --> 00:59:27,565
An enterprise is enterprising.

1045
00:59:27,732 --> 00:59:30,151
I like enterprising people.

1046
00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:32,654
Careful, I hate ass-kissers.

1047
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:35,531
You have to find the perfect balance

1048
00:59:35,698 --> 00:59:38,117
between enterprise and immobility.

1049
00:59:38,284 --> 00:59:40,328
- Is that agreed?
- Agreed.

1050
00:59:40,495 --> 00:59:41,913
All right. Very good.

1051
00:59:42,288 --> 00:59:43,581
That's the attitude.

1052
00:59:43,748 --> 00:59:44,748
Don't smile.

1053
00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:47,585
Hi, Jean-Luc, how's it going?

1054
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:52,215
The jerk doesn't know he's fired.
Without a cent.

1055
00:59:52,382 --> 00:59:54,217
- Did I offer you coffee?
- No.

1056
00:59:54,384 --> 00:59:55,843
All right...

1057
00:59:56,219 --> 00:59:57,762
You'll spend your days here.

1058
00:59:57,929 --> 01:00:00,306
No windows but you don't need them.

1059
01:00:01,015 --> 01:00:03,851
Your job is to check
the digital transfers.

1060
01:00:04,018 --> 01:00:06,646
Make sure
there are no problems anywhere.

1061
01:00:06,813 --> 01:00:07,813
You'll be paid.

1062
01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:10,608
Badly true, to watch TV all day.

1063
01:00:11,234 --> 01:00:14,570
You need to archive
the M6 TV news from 2006.

1064
01:00:15,029 --> 01:00:16,781
That's funny, that rhymes.

1065
01:00:16,948 --> 01:00:19,826
Your contract's for the archives
and Jean-Luc...

1066
01:00:20,368 --> 01:00:22,328
has no contract. He's fired!

1067
01:00:23,204 --> 01:00:24,330
Want to sit down?

1068
01:00:24,497 --> 01:00:25,999
Go ahead.

1069
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:28,126
Jean-Luc!

1070
01:00:29,252 --> 01:00:31,587
What does freedom call to mind?

1071
01:00:33,256 --> 01:00:34,757
<i>I was Working.</i>

1072
01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:36,926
<i>I was paid to watch old news.</i>

1073
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,221
<i>- Bird flu.
- Shit...</i>

1074
01:00:40,388 --> 01:00:42,557
<i>...a dead swan in a marsh.</i>

1075
01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:47,228
Zidane, we miss you.

1076
01:00:47,395 --> 01:00:49,063
<i>I was paid to view.</i>

1077
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,690
<i>It was easy and fun.</i>

1078
01:00:50,857 --> 01:00:52,025
That's good.

1079
01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:55,611
<i>The surprises
of the Paris furniture salon...</i>

1080
01:00:55,778 --> 01:00:59,282
<i>...anti-youth employment scheme
marches in 135 French towns.</i>

1081
01:00:59,449 --> 01:01:00,867
<i>More than one million...</i>

1082
01:01:01,534 --> 01:01:05,038
<i>Then, one day,
on the 12th day of my internship...</i>

1083
01:01:05,538 --> 01:01:09,542
<i>Yes, all young people
have to take to the streets.</i>

1084
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:11,753
<i>The future is now.</i>

1085
01:01:12,128 --> 01:01:14,964
<i>In '68, our parents
fought for their dreams.</i>

1086
01:01:15,131 --> 01:01:17,717
<i>But we can't afford to do that.</i>

1087
01:01:17,884 --> 01:01:20,928
<i>We're fighting
for our jobs and pensions.</i>

1088
01:01:21,095 --> 01:01:24,349
<i>I'm not rejecting everything
that '68 passed on to us.</i>

1089
01:01:24,766 --> 01:01:26,476
<i>But, unfortunately,</i>

1090
01:01:26,642 --> 01:01:28,519
<i>our prerogatives have changed.</i>

1091
01:01:28,686 --> 01:01:30,897
<i>It's not as glamorous
but it's reality.</i>

1092
01:01:31,314 --> 01:01:35,068
<i>I'd rather have a beautiful life
than beautiful dreams.</i>

1093
01:01:36,736 --> 01:01:39,072
<i>For the first time ever,
I fell in love.</i>

1094
01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:41,657
<i>With France's most determined woman.</i>

1095
01:01:41,991 --> 01:01:44,160
<i>I copied the interview for myself.</i>

1096
01:01:44,619 --> 01:01:49,123
<i>For the first time, I let a woman
I didn't know into my fantasies.</i>

1097
01:01:55,463 --> 01:01:57,215
Sébastien, how's it going?

1098
01:01:57,382 --> 01:01:58,800
<i>The pandas are here!</i>

1099
01:01:58,966 --> 01:02:02,428
What the hell's going on?
You're jacking off to a panda?!

1100
01:02:02,595 --> 01:02:04,889
An endangered species!

1101
01:02:05,223 --> 01:02:06,933
You're a psychopath.

1102
01:02:08,101 --> 01:02:10,061
Jacking off at work is nuts.

1103
01:02:10,228 --> 01:02:12,897
- I'm in love.
- With a girl living in 2006!

1104
01:02:13,064 --> 01:02:15,274
You're avoiding reality again.

1105
01:02:15,441 --> 01:02:17,819
So? Do you like reality?

1106
01:02:17,985 --> 01:02:19,904
Look how it treats you.

1107
01:02:20,071 --> 01:02:23,366
Single, with a shit job
drinking coffee in the can!

1108
01:02:23,533 --> 01:02:25,535
I love drinking coffee there!

1109
01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:27,620
Reality doesn't work for you.

1110
01:02:27,787 --> 01:02:29,997
You have to work to make it good.

1111
01:02:31,124 --> 01:02:33,209
I hate it when you act smart.

1112
01:02:33,668 --> 01:02:36,754
I've been hauling them an hour now.
I can't go on.

1113
01:02:38,047 --> 01:02:39,048
They're heavy!

1114
01:02:40,550 --> 01:02:41,551
And a real drag.

1115
01:02:43,302 --> 01:02:45,972
- Going to find that girl?
- No.

1116
01:02:47,223 --> 01:02:49,934
You're useless.
Don't you want experiences?

1117
01:02:50,101 --> 01:02:52,395
- Don't you want to fuck?
- I'm ok.

1118
01:02:53,312 --> 01:02:56,441
I can't go on.
I haven't fucked for 18 months.

1119
01:02:58,651 --> 01:03:01,863
I'm sick of jacking off,
sick of Anna not looking at me,

1120
01:03:02,029 --> 01:03:05,950
sick of these crap jobs,
sick of not getting anywhere...

1121
01:03:06,117 --> 01:03:08,995
And now, Montmartre hill...

1122
01:03:10,079 --> 01:03:11,789
Shit, that'll be tough!

1123
01:03:12,165 --> 01:03:14,333
Come over to the dark side.

1124
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,294
Come and do nothing.

1125
01:03:31,559 --> 01:03:33,060
Don't miss it!

1126
01:03:41,694 --> 01:03:44,280
This will be awesomenish.

1127
01:03:44,655 --> 01:03:46,657
Do over there, I'll do here.

1128
01:04:13,851 --> 01:04:17,063
Wow... That's so cool of you, guys!

1129
01:04:17,230 --> 01:04:19,315
It needed waxing.

1130
01:04:19,815 --> 01:04:23,736
Bruno, you never did housework before
without being threatened.

1131
01:04:33,829 --> 01:04:36,207
I'm off to a concert.
Have a good evening.

1132
01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:39,085
Have a good time!

1133
01:04:45,383 --> 01:04:46,383
Ready?

1134
01:04:53,516 --> 01:04:54,516
Go on!

1135
01:05:04,944 --> 01:05:05,944
Good one!

1136
01:05:13,327 --> 01:05:14,327
Not bad.

1137
01:05:26,132 --> 01:05:27,800
I'm going out.

1138
01:05:28,551 --> 01:05:31,012
You have another wild night planned?

1139
01:05:31,178 --> 01:05:33,848
Yeah, rosé, potato chips, peanuts.

1140
01:05:34,015 --> 01:05:36,684
The perfect trinity. The magic trio.

1141
01:05:38,519 --> 01:05:40,646
You really make a woman dream.

1142
01:05:41,689 --> 01:05:42,815
That's good.

1143
01:05:46,861 --> 01:05:48,988
She's not in a good mood lately.

1144
01:05:49,822 --> 01:05:51,365
Must be her period.

1145
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,703
You have a really modern view
of women.

1146
01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:01,792
It's no use.
You're programmed to lose.

1147
01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:05,046
I come from the future
to waste guys in the present.

1148
01:06:06,505 --> 01:06:08,215
Show me your medical card

1149
01:06:08,382 --> 01:06:12,178
and I'll prescribe meds
to ease your defeat. Deal?

1150
01:06:14,555 --> 01:06:18,809
The monotony of this
is getting to me. I win, you lose.

1151
01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:22,355
We're like an old couple.
You don't surprise me.

1152
01:06:23,314 --> 01:06:26,567
You lose even more points...

1153
01:06:26,734 --> 01:06:28,402
I'll leave you a few.

1154
01:06:28,569 --> 01:06:29,862
Guys...

1155
01:06:30,613 --> 01:06:31,614
Meet Marco.

1156
01:06:31,781 --> 01:06:33,991
- How's it going?
- Hi.

1157
01:06:35,493 --> 01:06:37,953
- What are you doing?
- Playing FIFA.

1158
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,120
Cool.

1159
01:06:39,121 --> 01:06:41,040
The loser eats a moldy chip,

1160
01:06:41,207 --> 01:06:42,792
green around the edge.

1161
01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:49,423
Shall we go to your room'?

1162
01:06:49,590 --> 01:06:51,550
Down the hallway on the right.

1163
01:06:54,679 --> 01:06:56,138
Good night.

1164
01:06:57,723 --> 01:06:59,308
There, that's Marco.

1165
01:07:01,727 --> 01:07:04,647
I met him at a concert.
He sings in a band.

1166
01:07:05,981 --> 01:07:07,608
That's cool.

1167
01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:10,111
- Been dating long?
- Two months.

1168
01:07:10,861 --> 01:07:12,571
We get on well together.

1169
01:07:12,738 --> 01:07:14,865
He can be crazy but I like that.

1170
01:07:15,658 --> 01:07:17,743
- We don't get bored.
- Good.

1171
01:07:21,372 --> 01:07:22,456
I'm off to bed.

1172
01:07:22,623 --> 01:07:24,166
Yeah, ok.

1173
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:26,460
- See you later.
- Good night.

1174
01:07:29,338 --> 01:07:30,506
You knew she had a guy?

1175
01:07:32,174 --> 01:07:33,384
I look like I did?

1176
01:07:34,135 --> 01:07:35,678
No, not necessarily.

1177
01:07:35,845 --> 01:07:37,847
Good night. I'm off to bed.

1178
01:07:38,013 --> 01:07:39,306
In your room?

1179
01:07:39,473 --> 01:07:42,643
- Where else can I sleep?
- On the couch as usual.

1180
01:07:42,810 --> 01:07:45,896
No, The Other, not tonight.

1181
01:07:49,608 --> 01:07:51,652
An evening of changes...

1182
01:08:03,038 --> 01:08:05,541
- You knew she didn't want you.
- That's not it.

1183
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,377
Screw her guy,
screw her not wanting me.

1184
01:08:08,544 --> 01:08:09,587
So what's wrong?

1185
01:08:09,754 --> 01:08:12,965
She's moving ahead.
I saw that when she got back.

1186
01:08:13,132 --> 01:08:14,884
Ajob, a guy, an apartment...

1187
01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:18,512
She's moving ahead.
And what do we do? Skids...

1188
01:08:18,679 --> 01:08:20,055
Our only move in months.

1189
01:08:20,765 --> 01:08:22,683
It's the Champions' League final.

1190
01:08:22,850 --> 01:08:24,727
That's great, we're fans.

1191
01:08:24,894 --> 01:08:28,522
No, it's not great.
That means it's already May.

1192
01:08:28,689 --> 01:08:30,733
I haven't worked in 4 months.

1193
01:08:31,025 --> 01:08:32,860
4 months in the living room.

1194
01:08:33,402 --> 01:08:36,655
Like your tree.
But it's growing and we aren't.

1195
01:08:37,531 --> 01:08:39,158
Next month, I'll be 25.

1196
01:08:39,575 --> 01:08:41,035
Great, you can get benefit!

1197
01:08:41,202 --> 01:08:42,578
That's not the life I want.

1198
01:08:43,037 --> 01:08:44,830
Maybe you do but I don't.

1199
01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:47,833
I want a job I like, a woman,
an apartment...

1200
01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:49,543
We have a great apartment!

1201
01:08:49,710 --> 01:08:53,088
I don't want to be roommates.
I want my own life.

1202
01:08:53,422 --> 01:08:54,965
I'll leave as soon as I can.

1203
01:08:55,132 --> 01:08:56,759
You should do the same.

1204
01:08:56,926 --> 01:08:59,178
You want to drag me down with you.

1205
01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:03,849
Look at you! You're so idle,
even your hair doesn't grow.

1206
01:09:04,058 --> 01:09:06,060
You haven't had it cut in 8 months!

1207
01:09:07,937 --> 01:09:09,730
Maybe it's reached maximum length.

1208
01:09:11,190 --> 01:09:13,067
You don't need it cut every day.

1209
01:09:13,359 --> 01:09:15,611
Some things stop growing.
Eyebrows...

1210
01:09:17,446 --> 01:09:18,823
Ok, guys?

1211
01:09:20,324 --> 01:09:21,742
Yeah, fine.

1212
01:09:22,952 --> 01:09:24,078
It's the morning...

1213
01:09:31,252 --> 01:09:32,962
He's not bad-looking.

1214
01:09:33,254 --> 01:09:34,380
Hey...

1215
01:09:35,965 --> 01:09:39,260
<i>I don't know if it's chance,
magic or just life</i>

1216
01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:41,637
<i>but, one month after his decision,</i>

1217
01:09:41,804 --> 01:09:44,348
<i>Bruno found a job he liked
and an apartment.</i>

1218
01:09:44,682 --> 01:09:47,893
<i>He did live commentary
for a sports web site.</i>

1219
01:09:48,060 --> 01:09:51,230
So, do we say goodbye like men
or like men?

1220
01:09:51,689 --> 01:09:53,566
Like men, I think.

1221
01:09:56,694 --> 01:09:58,988
- Take care.
- You too.

1222
01:09:59,530 --> 01:10:02,408
- Look after Rodrigo.
- Not Rodrigo, Placido.

1223
01:10:02,575 --> 01:10:05,911
Placido, the tenor with the big pear.

1224
01:10:27,182 --> 01:10:29,685
<i>I had a room of my own at last.</i>

1225
01:10:30,769 --> 01:10:33,439
<i>But, rather than alone,
I was just lonely.</i>

1226
01:10:34,523 --> 01:10:36,775
<i>Bruno's departure
was the end of an era.</i>

1227
01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:40,613
<i>For the first time,
I wondered about my future.</i>

1228
01:10:40,988 --> 01:10:42,406
<i>And I was afraid.</i>

1229
01:11:21,362 --> 01:11:22,363
Hi there.

1230
01:11:22,529 --> 01:11:25,366
We poured a glass for you.
Want it?

1231
01:11:25,532 --> 01:11:27,117
No thanks, I'm ok.

1232
01:11:27,284 --> 01:11:30,454
- Come and sit with us.
- I'm just getting a book.

1233
01:11:30,955 --> 01:11:32,873
- You're sure?
- Yeah.

1234
01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:38,127
Good night.

1235
01:12:30,806 --> 01:12:32,599
I liked you a lot, you know.

1236
01:12:35,644 --> 01:12:38,147
When we met,
I was attracted right away.

1237
01:12:39,231 --> 01:12:41,775
I found you handsome...
You were free...

1238
01:12:43,235 --> 01:12:45,863
You did things naturally.
I envied you.

1239
01:12:47,823 --> 01:12:49,825
Your nonchalance charmed me.

1240
01:12:53,704 --> 01:12:58,292
I asked you to come and live here
because I wanted to live with you.

1241
01:12:59,168 --> 01:13:01,503
When you came here, I was so happy.

1242
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:06,759
I thought we could have
a beautiful love affair...

1243
01:13:08,635 --> 01:13:10,888
But not in a romantic way.

1244
01:13:13,849 --> 01:13:17,603
At night, when I went to bed,
I hoped you'd come and fuck me.

1245
01:13:18,771 --> 01:13:21,523
Sorry to be so blunt
but that's how I saw it.

1246
01:13:22,149 --> 01:13:23,609
I dreamed that you...

1247
01:13:24,359 --> 01:13:26,570
the man who wanted to do nothing,

1248
01:13:26,737 --> 01:13:28,447
would make love to me.

1249
01:13:29,907 --> 01:13:35,412
That you'd take, give,
penetrate and touch but...

1250
01:13:37,206 --> 01:13:38,415
you did nothing.

1251
01:13:41,877 --> 01:13:45,506
You'd rather dream your life
than live it but you're wrong.

1252
01:13:46,465 --> 01:13:48,342
You're not happy, Sébastien.

1253
01:13:48,759 --> 01:13:49,968
You're afraid.

1254
01:13:50,886 --> 01:13:55,849
Your stuff about dreaming, life,
needing little, taking your time...

1255
01:13:56,016 --> 01:13:57,309
It's all a lie.

1256
01:13:57,851 --> 01:13:59,103
You're afraid.

1257
01:14:00,813 --> 01:14:02,564
You believe your lies

1258
01:14:02,731 --> 01:14:07,986
but you do nothing because,
that way, you know you won't fail.

1259
01:14:10,114 --> 01:14:13,242
You think the best way not to die
is not to live.

1260
01:14:15,035 --> 01:14:16,495
But that's not true.

1261
01:14:19,832 --> 01:14:23,335
You'll die like the rest of us
but you'll die unhappy.

1262
01:14:23,752 --> 01:14:25,879
Without having tried to be happy.

1263
01:14:27,464 --> 01:14:28,841
It's sad.

1264
01:14:30,759 --> 01:14:32,928
I envied you but now I pity you.

1265
01:14:36,265 --> 01:14:39,268
I'd like you to move out
as soon as you can.

1266
01:14:40,060 --> 01:14:41,937
Marco's moving in with me.

1267
01:14:42,104 --> 01:14:44,857
He's not perfect,
he has his failings but...

1268
01:14:46,441 --> 01:14:48,485
at least he's there and alive.

1269
01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:56,577
It's a pity
because we could have tried.

1270
01:14:59,454 --> 01:15:01,874
But you didn't even want to try
to try.

1271
01:15:23,145 --> 01:15:25,772
<i>Luckily, Bruno put me up
until I found a place.</i>

1272
01:15:25,939 --> 01:15:28,775
She said I was doing it
because I was unhappy.

1273
01:15:29,526 --> 01:15:30,694
She's right.

1274
01:15:30,861 --> 01:15:33,280
Look at me. I'm doing great.

1275
01:15:33,447 --> 01:15:35,908
Are you happy?
Just ask yourself that.

1276
01:15:36,450 --> 01:15:37,910
I've never thought about it.

1277
01:15:38,076 --> 01:15:40,078
You don't think about happiness.

1278
01:15:40,287 --> 01:15:41,914
You're happy or you're not.

1279
01:15:45,584 --> 01:15:47,836
A thesaurus as bedtime reading?

1280
01:15:48,212 --> 01:15:49,671
Affirmative.

1281
01:15:49,838 --> 01:15:51,173
That's the "yes" page?

1282
01:15:51,798 --> 01:15:53,091
Absolutely.

1283
01:15:56,303 --> 01:15:58,180
This is good. You're gifted.

1284
01:15:58,347 --> 01:16:01,767
I'm glad you say that.
I use my mother's recipe.

1285
01:16:05,020 --> 01:16:06,313
I'm bored, Richard.

1286
01:16:06,939 --> 01:16:08,732
I thought you liked boredom.

1287
01:16:08,899 --> 01:16:12,069
Not anymore.
I'm bored and that bores me.

1288
01:16:12,236 --> 01:16:13,695
Don't you dance anymore?

1289
01:16:15,739 --> 01:16:17,324
Know what Rousseau said?

1290
01:16:17,491 --> 01:16:20,661
"The reason why man works
is to attain rest."

1291
01:16:22,454 --> 01:16:25,123
Maybe that's why boredom
is no fun anymore.

1292
01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:30,504
I'll tell you a story.

1293
01:16:30,671 --> 01:16:32,798
- A long one?
- Fairly long.

1294
01:16:33,882 --> 01:16:36,760
Jump to the conclusion,
if you don't mind.

1295
01:16:37,094 --> 01:16:39,888
All right.
The conclusion of my story is

1296
01:16:40,055 --> 01:16:43,558
that it's high time
you started living.

1297
01:16:47,229 --> 01:16:49,690
There's no pretty nude woman
in your story?

1298
01:16:49,856 --> 01:16:50,856
No.

1299
01:16:51,316 --> 01:16:55,279
There are never pretty nude women
in stories that teach you about life.

1300
01:16:55,904 --> 01:16:58,740
You're right. That's a pity.

1301
01:17:15,549 --> 01:17:17,426
You're doing good.

1302
01:17:17,592 --> 01:17:19,136
That's good.

1303
01:17:20,304 --> 01:17:23,890
- Want to take the tiny wheels off?
- What if I fall?

1304
01:17:25,851 --> 01:17:27,519
I will catch you.

1305
01:17:28,478 --> 01:17:30,814
Let's try it. Come over here.

1306
01:18:11,980 --> 01:18:14,399
Would you catch me if I fell?

1307
01:18:15,108 --> 01:18:16,568
Why do you want to fall?

1308
01:18:16,735 --> 01:18:19,279
If ever I fell, would you catch me?

1309
01:18:19,571 --> 01:18:20,739
Of course.

1310
01:18:24,326 --> 01:18:27,079
- Did you stop when you had me?
- 4 years.

1311
01:18:27,245 --> 01:18:29,956
- That's a lot.
- It was over too soon.

1312
01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:31,917
You took care of me.

1313
01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:35,670
I loved that.
I didn't want to go back to work.

1314
01:18:37,422 --> 01:18:39,466
I have a few vague memories.

1315
01:18:40,092 --> 01:18:41,676
After you went back,

1316
01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:43,929
I'd wait for you to come home.

1317
01:18:44,096 --> 01:18:45,389
I remember that.

1318
01:18:45,722 --> 01:18:47,933
You'd do the housework
at the weekend.

1319
01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:49,768
You'd sing along to music.

1320
01:18:49,935 --> 01:18:53,355
I'd be there,
fighting off Martians to defend you.

1321
01:18:54,314 --> 01:18:58,819
You spent your childhood
protecting me from Martians, sharks,

1322
01:18:58,985 --> 01:19:00,445
giant baboons...

1323
01:19:01,571 --> 01:19:02,614
Why mention that now?

1324
01:19:03,407 --> 01:19:06,493
No reason, I remembered yesterday.
You were there for me.

1325
01:19:08,495 --> 01:19:11,623
By the way,
did I get my hair cut often?

1326
01:19:14,501 --> 01:19:15,961
A surprise visitor.

1327
01:19:16,128 --> 01:19:18,213
- Hi, Dad.
- Good to see you.

1328
01:19:18,380 --> 01:19:19,380
Yeah.

1329
01:19:22,050 --> 01:19:24,803
- You missed Christmas.
- I left you in peace.

1330
01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:26,888
In peace? What nonsense.

1331
01:19:27,180 --> 01:19:28,974
I'm here now. It's a bigger surprise.

1332
01:19:29,141 --> 01:19:30,350
That's true.

1333
01:19:30,642 --> 01:19:32,894
Well then... How are you?

1334
01:19:33,061 --> 01:19:36,356
I'm good.
But aren't you asking what I'm doing?

1335
01:19:36,523 --> 01:19:38,316
First, tell me how you are,

1336
01:19:38,483 --> 01:19:40,944
then we'll talk about
what you're doing.

1337
01:19:59,004 --> 01:20:02,799
<i>The Barcarole Circus tonight
on the town hall square.</i>

1338
01:20:03,049 --> 01:20:06,178
<i>Come one, come all.
The Barcarole Circus...</i>

1339
01:20:06,511 --> 01:20:07,804
<i>Shit!</i>

1340
01:20:09,181 --> 01:20:10,932
<i>Shit, he's gotten out!</i>

1341
01:20:11,558 --> 01:20:12,558
<i>Don't panic.</i>

1342
01:20:12,893 --> 01:20:15,520
<i>If he sees you're scared,
he'll attack.</i>

1343
01:20:16,104 --> 01:20:17,272
So what do I do?

1344
01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:19,566
Don't move and don't yell.

1345
01:20:19,733 --> 01:20:21,026
Stop yelling.

1346
01:20:21,193 --> 01:20:22,944
He'll get mad and eat him!

1347
01:20:23,528 --> 01:20:25,864
He'll eat him whether I yell or not.

1348
01:20:26,323 --> 01:20:27,616
What the hell do I do?

1349
01:20:27,782 --> 01:20:29,242
Don't look him in the eye.

1350
01:20:29,409 --> 01:20:31,828
Don't turn your back on him.
Don't run.

1351
01:20:31,995 --> 01:20:34,664
And don't make any sudden movements.

1352
01:20:36,791 --> 01:20:37,834
Oh, fuck!

1353
01:20:38,418 --> 01:20:39,669
He's gonna eat him.

1354
01:20:40,337 --> 01:20:41,337
What's his name?

1355
01:20:41,838 --> 01:20:42,881
Barnabé.

1356
01:20:46,885 --> 01:20:47,885
Barnabé...

1357
01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:51,640
"To write a few lines,

1358
01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:54,601
one must know cities,

1359
01:20:55,018 --> 01:20:57,020
men and things.

1360
01:20:57,354 --> 01:20:59,397
One must know animals.

1361
01:20:59,606 --> 01:21:01,483
One must think back

1362
01:21:01,650 --> 01:21:03,818
to one's childhood days

1363
01:21:03,985 --> 01:21:05,487
and to the parents

1364
01:21:05,904 --> 01:21:07,572
that one had to hurt

1365
01:21:07,739 --> 01:21:09,407
when they brought one

1366
01:21:09,574 --> 01:21:11,159
$Qm€ joy

1367
01:21:11,451 --> 01:21:13,578
and one did not grasp it."

1368
01:21:14,037 --> 01:21:16,331
- Shit...
- Holy cow.

1369
01:21:31,054 --> 01:21:32,973
<i>Richard got me a job selling beds.</i>

1370
01:21:33,181 --> 01:21:36,977
<i>I was hired for a two-week sale
in a big store.</i>

1371
01:21:37,143 --> 01:21:40,313
<i>I soon sold more beds
than anyone else.</i>

1372
01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:42,524
<i>After all, I was an expert.</i>

1373
01:21:42,691 --> 01:21:44,401
A good bed is expensive.

1374
01:21:44,901 --> 01:21:48,071
- But do dreams have a price?
- You're right. I'll take it.

1375
01:21:48,405 --> 01:21:50,240
- I'll take it.
- The king-size one.

1376
01:21:50,615 --> 01:21:51,700
The base too.

1377
01:21:52,701 --> 01:21:55,412
You're not sleeping in the store

1378
01:21:55,579 --> 01:21:57,247
during working hours?

1379
01:21:57,789 --> 01:22:01,084
No, Mr. Lochu,
just testing the product.

1380
01:22:01,251 --> 01:22:03,003
It's important to know it.

1381
01:22:03,169 --> 01:22:04,879
You're right.

1382
01:22:05,046 --> 01:22:07,257
I wish everyone was so conscientious.

1383
01:22:08,925 --> 01:22:10,802
I trust you.

1384
01:22:10,969 --> 01:22:14,639
You've worked miracles.
I'll let you carry on.

1385
01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:16,600
Thank you, Mr. Lochu.

1386
01:22:31,615 --> 01:22:34,868
Sorry to disturb you
but I have a few questions.

1387
01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:36,661
Valentine Pebble?

1388
01:22:38,038 --> 01:22:39,372
Have we met?

1389
01:22:39,539 --> 01:22:41,666
Yes, I know you pretty well.

1390
01:22:41,833 --> 01:22:44,336
I lost a job
because of you and a panda.

1391
01:22:44,961 --> 01:22:46,254
Sorry to hear that.

1392
01:22:46,421 --> 01:22:47,881
No, don't be sorry,

1393
01:22:48,256 --> 01:22:50,091
it was worth it. Really.

1394
01:22:50,258 --> 01:22:51,760
I don't understand.

1395
01:22:52,135 --> 01:22:55,096
I saw you in a TV interview in 2006.

1396
01:22:57,349 --> 01:22:58,892
And you recognized me?

1397
01:22:59,809 --> 01:23:02,187
It's complicated.
I saw it several times.

1398
01:23:02,646 --> 01:23:03,646
You're worrying me.

1399
01:23:03,772 --> 01:23:06,524
No, don't worry,
I'm not a sex maniac.

1400
01:23:06,775 --> 01:23:08,735
Valentine Pebble, you're here!

1401
01:23:09,361 --> 01:23:11,529
You don't have to repeat my name.

1402
01:23:11,696 --> 01:23:12,696
I do.

1403
01:23:12,697 --> 01:23:14,407
You're a star for me.

1404
01:23:14,616 --> 01:23:18,203
It's an incredible name.
Valentine Pebble. Like a nickname.

1405
01:23:18,828 --> 01:23:20,538
I know it's a bit ridiculous.

1406
01:23:21,164 --> 01:23:24,584
<i>I don't know what came over me.
Maybe it was the store uniform.</i>

1407
01:23:24,751 --> 01:23:26,836
<i>Like some superhero suit...</i>

1408
01:23:27,462 --> 01:23:28,797
<i>But I became someone else.</i>

1409
01:23:29,422 --> 01:23:30,757
<i>Someone who said...</i>

1410
01:23:31,007 --> 01:23:33,551
Don't say that,
it's an incredible name.

1411
01:23:33,885 --> 01:23:35,303
It really suits you too.

1412
01:23:36,346 --> 01:23:38,473
I feel like Tom Thumb.

1413
01:23:39,432 --> 01:23:41,643
In that outfit, more Red Riding Hood.

1414
01:23:43,812 --> 01:23:45,188
No, Tom Thumb.

1415
01:23:45,522 --> 01:23:47,357
Using pebbles to find his way.

1416
01:23:50,110 --> 01:23:52,195
And that's exactly how I feel

1417
01:23:52,862 --> 01:23:53,905
in front of you.

1418
01:23:55,156 --> 01:23:56,658
I was lost and...

1419
01:23:57,242 --> 01:23:59,160
thanks to you, Valentine Pebble,

1420
01:23:59,828 --> 01:24:01,454
I'm finding my way at last.

1421
01:24:06,710 --> 01:24:09,087
You say that to every girl
looking for a bed?

1422
01:24:10,130 --> 01:24:12,757
No, only girls called Pebble.

1423
01:24:13,383 --> 01:24:14,509
And guys called Stone.

1424
01:24:18,888 --> 01:24:22,142
- How about you? What's your name?
- Sébastien.

1425
01:24:22,392 --> 01:24:25,061
Sébastien Morin. A dull name.

1426
01:24:25,437 --> 01:24:27,605
- Yes.
- Yes, I know.

1427
01:24:28,898 --> 01:24:31,484
At least it rhymes.
That's something.

1428
01:24:31,818 --> 01:24:32,818
Yeah...

1429
01:24:34,279 --> 01:24:36,489
So many things
have no rhyme or reason.

1430
01:24:37,198 --> 01:24:39,200
Sebastien Morin,
can you recommend a bed?

1431
01:24:39,576 --> 01:24:40,576
Of course.

1432
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:43,955
"I'm here for you."

1433
01:24:44,956 --> 01:24:48,626
And after, Valentine Pebble,
would you have a drink with me?

1434
01:24:48,793 --> 01:24:50,712
Or several. I don't mind.

1435
01:24:50,879 --> 01:24:53,047
To tell me about your life
since 2006.

1436
01:24:53,214 --> 01:24:55,592
You're a pretty direct young man.

1437
01:24:55,884 --> 01:24:57,635
I'm anything but.

1438
01:24:58,678 --> 01:25:01,181
You'll tell me why you were fired?

1439
01:25:02,307 --> 01:25:04,851
It's tricky but all right.

1440
01:25:06,144 --> 01:25:09,397
Go on, say yes.
To make up for getting me fired.

1441
01:25:09,564 --> 01:25:13,526
- The panda has to come too?
- No, bad idea. He stinks.

1442
01:25:14,527 --> 01:25:17,071
Valentine Pebble,
if you believe in fate,

1443
01:25:17,238 --> 01:25:19,657
or want to believe in it,
say yes.

1444
01:25:19,824 --> 01:25:22,577
Before seeing you here,
I didn't believe in it.

1445
01:25:24,162 --> 01:25:26,873
If I accept,
will you stop using my full name?

1446
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:28,750
It's like being at school.

1447
01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:30,335
Never.

1448
01:25:32,337 --> 01:25:35,006
Ok, but first I need to buy a bed.

1449
01:25:35,173 --> 01:25:36,925
That's right, a bed.

1450
01:25:37,091 --> 01:25:41,429
A bed's an important buy. We spend
a third of our lives sleeping.

1451
01:25:41,971 --> 01:25:45,183
We have this model.
It's a vertical bed.

1452
01:25:45,350 --> 01:25:48,311
Ideal if you're asleep on your feet.

1453
01:25:51,731 --> 01:25:54,192
- That's terrible...
- But you laughed.

1454
01:25:55,193 --> 01:25:56,611
<i>She bought a double bed</i>

1455
01:25:57,070 --> 01:25:59,113
in which I sleep every night.

1456
01:25:59,447 --> 01:26:01,783
<i>Valentine Pebble has a pretty neck.</i>

1457
01:26:04,035 --> 01:26:05,829
<i>Valentine Pebble says words like...</i>

1458
01:26:05,995 --> 01:26:06,995
Notwithstanding.

1459
01:26:07,121 --> 01:26:09,290
- <i>Or...</i>
- Deteriorate.

1460
01:26:09,457 --> 01:26:12,710
<i>Valentine Pebble talks to me
when she cleans her teeth...</i>

1461
01:26:17,882 --> 01:26:20,051
<i>And, weirdly, I understand her.</i>

1462
01:26:21,302 --> 01:26:23,847
- Yes?
- Ok, I'll go tomorrow at 2.

1463
01:26:25,265 --> 01:26:27,892
For some years now,
I've managed a store

1464
01:26:28,059 --> 01:26:30,311
<i>specialized in luxury beds.</i>

1465
01:26:30,478 --> 01:26:32,605
This is a very good bed.

1466
01:26:32,981 --> 01:26:35,316
<i>Selling beds is my way of succeeding.</i>

1467
01:26:36,317 --> 01:26:37,944
But I've had a revelation.

1468
01:26:38,111 --> 01:26:40,864
I've found my path
and a goal at last.

1469
01:26:41,447 --> 01:26:43,449
I want to be a house-husband.

1470
01:26:43,616 --> 01:26:46,035
Valentine Pebble loves the idea.

1471
01:26:46,619 --> 01:26:48,746
While she works,
I'll see to the house.

1472
01:26:48,913 --> 01:26:49,998
And our child.

1473
01:26:50,748 --> 01:26:52,876
<i>Last night, we decided to have one.</i>

1474
01:26:53,418 --> 01:26:54,711
<i>And I'm not afraid.</i>

1475
01:26:55,253 --> 01:26:57,672
- Don't be afraid.
- Look straight ahead.

1476
01:26:57,839 --> 01:27:00,300
Go on now. Gently...

1477
01:27:00,466 --> 01:27:02,635
If he falls, it's your fault.

1478
01:27:04,053 --> 01:27:05,179
That's not bad.

1479
01:27:05,471 --> 01:27:08,516
But raising a child is hard work.
Very hard work.

1480
01:27:08,892 --> 01:27:10,268
We're as snug...

1481
01:27:10,435 --> 01:27:12,020
As cubs.

1482
01:27:12,562 --> 01:27:14,939
<i>Richard, my adviser, quit his job.</i>

1483
01:27:15,565 --> 01:27:17,567
<i>He has a pancake house now.</i>

1484
01:27:17,984 --> 01:27:20,945
<i>He's delighted
and is friends with my parents.</i>

1485
01:27:24,866 --> 01:27:29,454
<i>My dad stopped working like crazy the
day a colleague landed on his car.</i>

1486
01:27:30,079 --> 01:27:31,289
<i>A suicide.</i>

1487
01:27:33,374 --> 01:27:35,335
Bruno is a sports journalist.

1488
01:27:35,501 --> 01:27:37,754
He's single but has flings.

1489
01:27:37,921 --> 01:27:39,088
He's happy-

1490
01:27:39,797 --> 01:27:42,592
We're still friends,
with an annual ritual.

1491
01:27:43,051 --> 01:27:45,595
<i>We go to the museum, once a year.</i>

1492
01:27:45,762 --> 01:27:48,348
<i>A pilgrimage, but fully dressed.</i>

1493
01:27:51,601 --> 01:27:53,144
I never saw Anna again.

1494
01:27:53,311 --> 01:27:56,397
Just after I moved out,
she left Marco.

1495
01:27:56,898 --> 01:27:58,483
But I had news by chance.

1496
01:27:59,275 --> 01:28:01,861
<i>Friends were showing us
photos of Japan.</i>

1497
01:28:02,028 --> 01:28:04,530
- This one's really cute.
- It was great.

1498
01:28:04,864 --> 01:28:07,033
The trees were in bloom...

1499
01:28:10,286 --> 01:28:11,663
There's someone behind you.

1500
01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:17,460
<i>Apparently, she got to travel.</i>

1501
01:28:17,752 --> 01:28:19,420
I hope she's happy.

1502
01:28:23,716 --> 01:28:24,968
Who are you talking to?

1503
01:28:25,134 --> 01:28:27,470
No one. Just talking to myself.

1504
01:28:28,930 --> 01:28:30,431
- What are you doing?
- Getting up.

1505
01:28:30,598 --> 01:28:32,684
No, let's lie in bed all day.

1506
01:28:32,976 --> 01:28:35,228
No, we have loads of stuff to do.

1507
01:30:10,531 --> 01:30:13,409
<i>Dedicated to Rene and Georgette</i>

1508
01:30:13,576 --> 01:30:15,828
<i>without whom
there would be no stories.</i>

1509
01:32:37,470 --> 01:32:40,598


1510
01:32:40,765 --> 01:32:43,893