1 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:24,923 [Dramatic music] 2 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,102 [Music continues] 3 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:40,092 [Helicopter blades whirring] 4 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,747 - Oh, after you. - Argh. 5 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:17,462 - You worried? - Superman does not worry. 6 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:21,233 [Elevator beeping] 7 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,351 [Rattling] 8 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,820 Lex? 9 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:44,423 Right here. 10 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,025 [Grunts] 11 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,294 You diseased maniac. 12 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,996 I'll take it from here. 13 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,197 [Clicks] 14 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:55,100 [Thud] 15 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,668 Woa-ah! 16 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:57,869 Uh-h. 17 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,738 You feel okay, Superman? 18 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,173 [Whooshing] 19 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,345 Oh. 20 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:10,148 Huh? 21 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:11,950 Crash 22 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,019 [Lex laughing] 23 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,970 [Typewriter keys clicking] 24 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,443 [Orchestral music] 25 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,988 Hmm. 26 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,257 [Crowd chattering] 27 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,327 Hmm? 28 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,302 [Crowd cheering] 29 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:08,373 Argh! 30 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:13,378 [Crowd chattering] 31 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:19,084 [Soft music] 32 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,720 Lex, I'm surprised you took time away 33 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:22,988 From your presidential campaigning 34 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,956 And came to gotham city for this. 35 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,759 Oh, dear lady, as a nominee it's my pleasure 36 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,494 And privilege to be here. 37 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,196 Especially, if you win. 38 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,297 [Laughing] 39 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,901 And now, ladies and gentlemen. 40 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,403 The moment you've all been waiting for. 41 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:41,406 We're here tonight to honor a great man. 42 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,542 A man who has proved time and again 43 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:47,312 'his first priority is helping those in need. ' 44 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:50,082 This year's man of the year award 45 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:53,952 Goes to... Bruce wayne. 46 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,487 [Cheering] 47 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:02,127 Next year, buddy. 48 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:05,297 [Orchestral music] 49 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:08,567 I despise that guy. 50 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,635 Bruce, will you say a few words? 51 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,604 Well, there's not much to say. 52 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,406 I do what little I can. 53 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:18,143 Since every once in a while everyone needs a helping hand. 54 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,812 Though I'm not sure I deserve an award for it. 55 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,181 [Joker laughing] 56 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:27,986 [Buzzing] 57 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,489 (joker) 'You heard him. He doesn't deserve it. ' 58 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:35,327 'Which is just as well, since we got a last minute entry. ' 59 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:38,830 'Who has been there for you? ' 60 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,566 'One man who has made it his mission' 61 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:45,404 'to improve the lives of people around him. ' 62 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:51,443 'He has remodeled our buildings. ' 63 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,644 [Clicks] 64 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,312 [Explosion] 65 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:58,683 'Helped keep our banks free of unnecessary clutter. ' 66 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:07,025 'You have always shown your appreciation. ' 67 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,830 (male #2) 'What you need? We'll do anything for you. ' 68 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:15,233 (Joker) 'And why stop now? ' 69 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,468 Ha ha! 70 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:19,271 [Guests screaming] 71 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:23,508 A standing ovation! 72 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:26,244 Did not expect that. But I'll take it. 73 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,980 And also, everything else. 74 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:30,549 [Screaming] 75 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,017 [Coins clinking] 76 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:36,421 Uh-uh. 77 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,923 Excuse me, sir. 78 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,859 I'm going to purr-loin your valuables. 79 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,295 [Laughing] 80 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:45,897 [Dramatic music] 81 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,399 Riddle me this. 82 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:50,936 What's green and found in your wallet? 83 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:54,906 - Money? - Um, no. Not anymore. 84 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,708 Wait! 85 00:07:56,710 --> 00:08:00,078 Sorry, to rain on your terrain, my dear. 86 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,913 Quack, quack, quack, quack. 87 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,649 - Thanks so much. - Oh. 88 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,185 Well, well, Lex Luthor. 89 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,653 Presidential candidate 90 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:12,624 And Superman's least favorite bald person. 91 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,727 No, thanks. I don't want to get joy buzzed. 92 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:19,831 Oh, don't worry, I didn't want to shake hands. 93 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,734 I want your watch. 94 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,402 Nice running into you. 95 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:28,073 - Let's do it again some time. - Oh, we will. 96 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:31,309 - Speech. - Come on, Joker. 97 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,478 - Speech. - Come on. 98 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,047 [Laughing] 99 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:39,451 What a night, such an honor. 100 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,152 I'm speechless. 101 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,754 [Laughing] 102 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:46,992 Ah, who am I kidding? When am I ever speechless? 103 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,827 Look at that face. 104 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:51,329 It's like, what's he gonna say? 105 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:54,666 What's going to come out of that mouth of his? 106 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,635 [Buzzing] 107 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,470 Crash 108 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:02,440 Sorry, to wipe that grin off your face, Joker. 109 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:05,777 You're not sorry, you're not sorry at all. 110 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,579 Riddle me this, Batman. 111 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:11,149 What wears a mask and is unconscious? 112 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,484 [Penguin grunts] 113 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:13,518 [Thud] 114 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,553 You. 115 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,224 Whoosh 116 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,161 Let's get him. 117 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,763 - Ahh! - Ah! 118 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,197 [Thud] 119 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,499 [Batman grunts] 120 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,636 [Screams] 121 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,240 [Music continues] 122 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,411 Let's ask the coin? 123 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,245 [Grunts] 124 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,546 [Bird squawks] 125 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,319 Crash 126 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,655 Ha ha ha. 127 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,991 [Joker laughing] 128 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,527 [Engine revving] 129 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,669 [Helicopter blades whirring] 130 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:10,609 - 'Get going, Robin. ' - 'I was waiting for you. ' 131 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,647 [Whirring continues] 132 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,851 Quack, quack, quack, quack. 133 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:20,986 Quack, quack, quack. 134 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,220 Crash 135 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:25,323 [instrumental music] 136 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,159 [Joker laughing] 137 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,129 [Whirring] 138 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,464 [Laughing continues] 139 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,234 [Sighs] 140 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:37,869 Crash 141 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:42,140 Ah, my kind of party. 142 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:46,645 Good food, good people. Good goody bags. 143 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:49,047 [Laughing] 144 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,983 Hey, bat-lame and slobin. 145 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,252 Why are you guys hanging around? 146 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,087 Ha! You see what I did there? 147 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,790 We're here to get those valuables you stole, Joker. 148 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,126 And bruce wayne's man of the year award. 149 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,727 This is my award 150 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:06,464 It very clearly says, me, Joker. 151 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,866 Oh, you just-you ju... 152 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,768 You just stuck that on there. 153 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,503 Whoa-a! 154 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,672 Robin, focus on your flying. 155 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,073 (Robin) 'Sorry. ' 156 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,908 Whoa! 157 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:17,942 [Laughing] 158 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,310 [Beeping] 159 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,079 [Explosion] 160 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,415 Oh, I missed. 161 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,317 [Clattering] 162 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,122 [Beeping] 163 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,958 You like shark, Batman? 164 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:38,329 'Because I think they're going to like you. ' 165 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,932 [Dramatic music] 166 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,670 [Whooshing] 167 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,705 [Snaps] 168 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:47,739 Argh! 169 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,448 Oh, come on! 170 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,853 (Robin) I can't keep up. 171 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,389 I'll take it from here. 172 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,324 [Whooshing] 173 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,992 [Laughing] 174 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:12,897 Oh-he-e. 175 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,866 [Joker laughing] 176 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:19,938 Swoosh 177 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,806 [beeping] 178 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,015 You like missiles, Batman? 179 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:34,252 Because I think they're going to like you. 180 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,657 [Buzzing] 181 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,894 [Explosion] 182 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:44,729 Huh! 183 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,835 Let's see, what do we have? 184 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:55,774 Oh, good. You like pie, Batman? 'Cause I think... 185 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,108 Ah, forget it. 186 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,410 [Sizzling] 187 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,248 Argh! 188 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,584 Where does he get these unbreakable toys? 189 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:08,720 Clang 190 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,790 Oh, come on! 191 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,596 Oh, see, now you get out! 192 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,032 You are afraid of a real fight. 193 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,368 Yeah, you're so scary. 194 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,637 [Siren wailing] 195 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,473 Watch the suit, boys. 196 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,708 Thanks for helping out, Batman. 197 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,878 Hey, you know, I also was... Part of this. 198 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,248 [Thunder rumbling] 199 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,818 Hey, guys, need a hand? 200 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,187 With what? Parking? 201 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,521 Huh? 202 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,257 Yeah, sorry. I wanted to be there for your award. 203 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:49,194 Ah, I mean, uh, bruce wayne's award. 204 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,430 - Me too. Kids weren't invited. - Mmm. 205 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,266 So, saw you put a big hole in the theatre. 206 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,501 I'll get it repaired. 207 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,802 I already did that. 208 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,271 Also, I put your boat back in the water. 209 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,739 Hey, thanks! 210 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,174 Yeah, thanks. 211 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,444 You know, you should really try not to make such a mess 212 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,112 While you're fighting crime. 213 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:11,015 [Buzzing] 214 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,852 I can see you smirking in there. 215 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:14,953 X- ray vision. 216 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,621 Aren't there people somewhere else 217 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,057 That need your help right now? 218 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,059 Yeah, actually there are. 219 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,094 I should go. See you, guys. 220 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,064 Bye, Superman! 221 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,567 - He's so nice. - Yeah, he's great. 222 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,802 You were kinda rude. 223 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:33,605 I was doing a systems check. 224 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,975 See you at the batcave. 225 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,510 [Whooshing] 226 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,416 Swoosh 227 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,621 [dramatic music] 228 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,592 (woman on tv) Scenes of chaos tonight at the gotham city theatre 229 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,527 Where the Joker has interrupted 230 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,463 The prestigious man of the year awards. 231 00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,564 [Sirens wailing] 232 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,332 Watch the suit, boys. 233 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,903 This was the fifth annual man of the year ceremony held in gotham 234 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,839 But only the second to be brought to a premature end 235 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,908 'by a gang of rampaging villains. ' 236 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:13,611 Computer... I have an election to win. 237 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,114 [Beeping] 238 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:19,651 Grr. 239 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,787 Looks like another stay in arkham asylum for the Joker. 240 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,490 [Clicking] 241 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,028 Hmm. 242 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,195 [Joker laughing] 243 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,068 Love you, Joker! 244 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,042 I'll win in a landslide. 245 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,076 [Beeping] 246 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,744 Huh? 247 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:50,381 [Beeping continues] 248 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,750 Oh, come on. 249 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:06,164 'First Batman, second Superman. ' 250 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,237 Kryptonite. 251 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,511 [Laughing] 252 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,183 [Thunder rumbling] 253 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,057 [Dramatic music] 254 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:36,561 (man on tv) 'Batman seems to have recovered all the stolen property' 255 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,297 Including bruce wayne's man of the year award. 256 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:43,267 The only thing left for Joker, a swift return to arkham asylum. 257 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,104 Along with the title, goon of the year. 258 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,742 This is clark kent on assignment in gotham city 259 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,343 For daily planet online. 260 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,478 [Shatters] 261 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,546 'Hey! ' 262 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,150 I was watching that. 263 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,920 Too much television is bad for you, pumpkin. 264 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,956 How does he sneak all that stuff in? 265 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:08,893 Clark kent! Really despise that guy. 266 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:12,130 Coming all the way to gotham city to insult me. 267 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,166 Me, a hometown boy who made good. 268 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:19,871 (lex) 'You're right. You don't deserve that. ' 269 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,273 That's right. I don't. 270 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,009 Eh, wait. Who said that? 271 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,912 'How would you like to be out of arkham right now' 272 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,314 'and given a chance to take revenge on Batman' 273 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,450 'and the rest of this ungrateful city? ' 274 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:36,721 Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer. 275 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,190 Unless you're just one of the voices in my head. 276 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:43,261 In which case, I'm crazy anyway. 277 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,762 [Sizzling] 278 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,800 What! 279 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,702 Bang 280 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,508 Oh, hey, lex! 281 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,310 You've come to get your watch back? 282 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,947 Or did a bus from metropolis get lost and breakdown? 283 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,817 First, I don't take the bus. 284 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,219 [Airplane engine droning] 285 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,355 And second, yes, give me my watch. 286 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,727 So, what you got there? 287 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:20,431 This, my friend, is the deconstructor. 288 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,966 It emits a unique energy. 289 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:26,804 One that is absorbed so quickly by any... Shiny black object 290 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:30,074 That it causes it to pull itself apart. 291 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,209 [Crackling] 292 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,315 What! 293 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:42,053 Nifty! What's it got to do with me? 294 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,956 First, I need help replacing its power source. 295 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,058 It doesn't run on aa batteries. 296 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,360 [Laughing] 297 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,928 Kryptonite. 298 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:54,265 And second, I might need some of that Joker gas 299 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,033 You are so good at making. 300 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,068 Oh, yeah. 301 00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,537 I guess that could come in handy 302 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,839 For someone running for president. 303 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,875 You help me, you can use the deconstructor 304 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,343 To your heart's content. 305 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,878 Quack, quack... 306 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,947 Know anybody who has lots of shiny, black, unbreakable toys? 307 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:13,050 I don't know who you're referring to. 308 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,453 Come on! Batman! 309 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,821 Oh. You were... 310 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,757 Joking. I'm the Joker. 311 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:23,327 (guard on pa) 'Prisoner escape! Repeat, prisoner escape! ' 312 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,296 We should be going. 313 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,466 Can I just have one try? 314 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,067 [Both grunting] 315 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,006 [Crackling] 316 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,478 A- ah! 317 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,914 Joker, come on. 318 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,816 [Sizzling] 319 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,218 It's a shame. 320 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,420 Now someone's going to have to fix this. 321 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,390 But the good news is, I'm out of prison. 322 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,491 [Alarm blaring] 323 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,992 Joker! 324 00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,132 [Intense music] 325 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,868 [Joker laughing] 326 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,676 Hey, what's going on? 327 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,312 - It's a riddle. - Oh, come on! 328 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,747 That's my thing. 329 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,016 [Zapping] 330 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,460 [Owl hooting] 331 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:31,829 [Water gushing] 332 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,439 [Bats screeching] 333 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,377 [Dramatic music] 334 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,297 [Music continues] 335 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,335 (man on intercom) 'Justice league watchtower calling Batman. ' 336 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:14,038 [Beeping] 337 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,341 Justice league watchtower calling Batman. 338 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,279 This is Batman. 339 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:24,382 Just checking your location in case of emergency. 340 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,550 I'm in the batcave. 341 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:27,718 [Alarm blaring] 342 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,854 Sounds like an emergency. 343 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,289 It's alright. I got it. 344 00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,893 [Dramatic music] 345 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:38,963 [Beeping] 346 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,041 You got dressed fast. 347 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:53,110 Well, I've just started sleeping in the costume now. 348 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,478 Whoa! 349 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,315 [Dramatic music] 350 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,255 [Engines revving] 351 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:18,336 [Laughing] 352 00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:21,305 May I? 353 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,808 Oh, well, I think I should do it. 354 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:27,978 I thought you were going to let me play with that thing. 355 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:31,615 [Zapping] 356 00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:32,883 [Clattering] 357 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,489 [Music continues] 358 00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:50,368 Dah! What's this? Do I need this? 359 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,637 Boom 360 00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,539 Nah! 361 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,175 Joker, could we move things along? 362 00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,479 You're no fun to shop with, lexie. 363 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,546 Grr! 364 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,651 Whoa! Hey! 365 00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:11,522 Wait! 366 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,524 Stop! 367 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,260 Okay, we can go. 368 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,329 [Rattling] 369 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:21,632 On second thought, I have an idea! 370 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,534 [Laughing] 371 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:29,940 Joker, come on! 372 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,409 I'm an artiste. 373 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:35,146 I like to challenge myself with a bigger canvas. 374 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:47,591 [Engine revving] 375 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,097 [Tires screeching] 376 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,165 Commissioner. 377 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,066 Oh, thank goodness you're here. 378 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,668 No problem, jim. 379 00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,237 Commissioner gordon is what you need to call him. 380 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:01,772 What's the situation? 381 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,407 There's been a breakout at arkham. 382 00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,509 'The bridge automatically submerges' 383 00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:06,744 'during a prison break. ' 384 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:08,279 'Unfortunately, it's so old' 385 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:10,714 'it takes a long time to raise again. ' 386 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:16,053 Crash 387 00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:23,461 I'll get over there and start cleaning up. 388 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,463 Batman, wait for me. 389 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:29,366 - You won't make it. - Oh, yeah? Watch me. 390 00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:33,804 Uh, Robin, I think you should listen to your-your-your Batman. 391 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:37,575 Don't worry about me, jim. Uh, commissioner gordon. 392 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:42,012 [Engine revving] 393 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:52,289 [Dramatic music] 394 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,699 Oh, man, should've listened. Should've listened. 395 00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:15,279 Yep, should've listened. 396 00:25:21,786 --> 00:25:23,053 [Tires screeching] 397 00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:28,459 [Clanging] 398 00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:35,266 [Screaming] 399 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,806 [Screaming continues] 400 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:51,982 [Tires screeching] 401 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,817 (male #3) Hey, come on, get him. 402 00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:54,885 (male #4) Yeah. 403 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,821 Eat a brick, Batman! 404 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,794 What do we do? 405 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,797 You put your bike back together, I'll take care of this. 406 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,799 (Robin) 'They've got the high ground. ' 407 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:10,801 But I've got better aim. 408 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:13,337 [Whirring] 409 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:17,808 Ouch! 410 00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:26,884 Wow! That was easy. 411 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,152 A little too easy. 412 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:30,454 They were only meant to distract us. 413 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,489 From what? 414 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:38,562 [Dramatic music] 415 00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:43,100 Boo! 416 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:48,138 Holy baloney! Totally scared catwoman. 417 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,974 Did you see that? 418 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,508 Oh, Robin. 419 00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:54,178 Come on, you've got to give me this one. 420 00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:59,984 Now, Robin, what were you saying? 421 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:02,953 Something catty, I believe. 422 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,989 Alright, everybody, back inside. 423 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:06,790 Let's ask the coin. 424 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:10,461 Yeah, the coin says "no. " 425 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,930 You know that's where you're gonna end up eventually. 426 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,598 Not this time. 427 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,101 [Rumbling] 428 00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:19,336 Boo! 429 00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:27,344 [Engine revving] 430 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:34,218 Perfect! You brought my bike. 431 00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:39,990 Oh! Oh! Can I drive? 432 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,493 I wanna drive. You gotta let me drive. 433 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:46,797 Sorry, harley quinn, the coin says "no. " 434 00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:53,103 You take catwoman. I'll get the three in the jeep. 435 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,239 - What about the others? - We've got time. 436 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:57,875 Bane's mole machine is not built for speed. 437 00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,777 Go. 438 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,751 [Engine revving] 439 00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:18,562 [Dramatic music] 440 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:21,832 Bad news, two-face. Batman's on our tail. 441 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:24,935 So, we'll lose him in the sculpture garden. 442 00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:27,438 Okay. 443 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,207 (riddler) Oh, for crying out loud! 444 00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:32,643 [Tires screeching] 445 00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:37,581 Left or right? 446 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,253 [Music continues] 447 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:44,855 Left. 448 00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:56,467 What are you doing? Turn! 449 00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:59,303 Oh, without the coin I don't know which way to go. 450 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:01,238 Oh, stop it. 451 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:02,740 Crash 452 00:29:09,013 --> 00:29:11,115 Riddler baby, you should've... 453 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:14,318 Let you drive. I know! 454 00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:18,255 [Engine revving] 455 00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:28,832 Ha ha ha. 456 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:32,369 You're not gonna find any cheese in this maze, rat-boy. 457 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:35,973 Rat-boy? You get rat-boy from Robin? 458 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:39,843 [Tires screeching] 459 00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:43,981 A- ah! 460 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:55,626 You were saying... Something catty, I believe. 461 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,930 [Rumbling] 462 00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:08,572 [Tires screeching] 463 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:11,875 [Engine revving] 464 00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:16,213 Aha! 465 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:17,314 [Engine revving] 466 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,117 It's defined now! 467 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:22,419 Bang 468 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,823 I can't control it. 469 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:26,924 Click 470 00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:28,025 [engine revving] 471 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,860 Boom 472 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:31,395 Bang 473 00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:33,664 [whirling] 474 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,067 Ow! 475 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:40,904 [Laughing] 476 00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:42,172 Bang 477 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,440 Argh! 478 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:45,342 Boom boom boom. 479 00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,747 Well, we contained the break out. 480 00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:53,183 All the prisoners are accounted for. 481 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,586 Except the Joker. 482 00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:57,821 He must've been the first one to break out. 483 00:30:57,823 --> 00:30:59,590 Smuggled in some kind of explosives. 484 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:01,358 No, I don't think so. 485 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,461 There'd be blast marks, powder burns, something. 486 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:07,064 It's as if the bricks just flew out. 487 00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:09,700 Well, yeah. No, I mean, you didn't let me finish. 488 00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:13,170 I was gonna say, was gonna say smuggled in some explosives 489 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:15,839 Which would be the usual way, he would break out. 490 00:31:15,841 --> 00:31:20,010 Which he didn't, because there is no sign of an explosive. 491 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,645 Mm-hmm. 492 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:27,184 Hey, look at this. 493 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:31,154 Mm-hmm. Looks like some kind of residual radiation. 494 00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:34,858 [Dramatic music] 495 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,764 Packaging remote tie-in. 496 00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:43,400 Bat computer. Remote tie-in, active. 497 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,636 Identify residual radiation. 498 00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:48,705 (computer speaking) Radiation consistent with energy signature 499 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:50,908 Of u. S. Defense department project. 500 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:56,713 J.S. G- 817 currently under development at lex corp. 501 00:31:56,715 --> 00:32:00,083 Well, I think we know who broke Joker out of prison. 502 00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:01,385 Lex luthor. 503 00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:03,553 What would an upstanding presidential candidate 504 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:06,223 Like lex luthor want with the Joker? 505 00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:09,760 I've heard that lex luthor may not be so upstanding. 506 00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:13,697 You might wanna tell somebody. Election day is tomorrow. 507 00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:15,933 Sir, there's been a break in at ace chemicals. 508 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:19,169 Wouldn't be surprised if that was Joker's first stop. 509 00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:21,972 [Dramatic music] 510 00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:23,273 [Engine revving] 511 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:24,641 Wait! 512 00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:27,377 [Engine revving] 513 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:29,112 Ha-ha-ha. 514 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,548 ¶ buffalo gal won't you come out tonight ¶ 515 00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:34,551 ¶ come out tonight 516 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,787 ¶ buffalo gal won't you come out tonight ¶ 517 00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:41,825 ¶ and dance by the light of the moon ¶ 518 00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:44,928 Blurp 519 00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:48,465 [glass shattering] 520 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:51,068 [Dramatic music] 521 00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:56,039 [Valve screeching] 522 00:33:00,078 --> 00:33:02,713 Joker, how's it coming? 523 00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:05,482 You can't mess something like this. 524 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,117 Ding 525 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,919 Oh! 526 00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:14,257 Lex! It's a boy. 527 00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:16,059 Ha-ha-ha. 528 00:33:18,129 --> 00:33:19,162 [Engine revving] 529 00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:21,498 [Bell ringing] 530 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,202 Duh-duh-duh. Argh! 531 00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:28,505 Just like arkham. 532 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,273 So, I can stop carrying this? 533 00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:32,876 I mean, now we have other samples. 534 00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:38,815 [Door squeaking] 535 00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:40,751 [Cylinders clanking] 536 00:33:44,255 --> 00:33:47,624 L- I can't go anywhere without making a mess. 537 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:50,060 [Gurgling] 538 00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:55,265 He didn't just break in here to do this. 539 00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:57,434 [Beeping] 540 00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,636 Come on. 541 00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:05,976 [Dramatic music] 542 00:34:05,978 --> 00:34:11,181 Promethium, xenon, mercury, tantalum and dialum. 543 00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:14,484 And those aren't the chemicals he spilt all over the floor? 544 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:15,585 No. 545 00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:18,789 [Dramatic music continues] 546 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:23,093 [Explosions] 547 00:34:23,095 --> 00:34:26,129 So, uh, we're gonna leave now, right? 548 00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:27,798 Yes. 549 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,935 Boom 550 00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:37,374 Got to give it to the Joker, that is kinda cool. 551 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:39,743 It'll be really cool when that fire ignites 552 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:43,580 The rest of the chemicals in the building. 553 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:44,981 What's that? 554 00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:47,117 (Batman) Acid. It'll soften the planks. 555 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:48,185 Poof 556 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:50,320 Boom 557 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:51,755 Ooh! 558 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,057 [Dramatic music] 559 00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:58,095 [Grunting] 560 00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:03,533 [Explosions] 561 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:05,368 Oh! 562 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:09,673 Hey, guys. 563 00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:12,209 - Wow! - Calm down. 564 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:13,643 Ha ha ha. 565 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:15,846 Whoo. 566 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:19,282 [Orchestra music] 567 00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:23,253 Again. 568 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:24,754 Wow! That is great. 569 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,723 Isn't that great, Batman? 570 00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:29,726 Destroyed all the evidence of the crime scene. 571 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,562 So, who blew this up? 572 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:34,397 Long story. We've got it covered. 573 00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:39,369 Okay, well, just let me know, uh, volcano in mexico. 574 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,804 Call me, if you need me. 575 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,707 Uh, Batman, maybe he could help with this. 576 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,809 I mean, he's had a lot of experience 577 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:46,910 Dealing with lex luthor. 578 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:48,345 We don't need him. 579 00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:50,847 Well, it seems like just now we needed him. 580 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,049 We'd have been fine jumping off the roof. 581 00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:55,085 I think we would have broken our legs. 582 00:35:55,087 --> 00:35:56,753 We've broken our legs before. 583 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,955 Yeah, but I didn't like it. 584 00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:00,590 I mean, if we just call him. 585 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:04,127 Robin. We can't go through life expecting Superman 586 00:36:04,129 --> 00:36:07,030 Or anyone else to save us whenever things get tough. 587 00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:09,466 The only people we can rely on, is ourselves. 588 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:11,034 Bat computer, tie-in. 589 00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:13,937 (computer) Bat computer remote tie-in. Active. 590 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,839 Access chemical database. 591 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:18,408 What substance can be produced to recombination 592 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:19,910 Of the following chemicals? 593 00:36:19,912 --> 00:36:24,748 Promethium, xenon, mercury, tantalum and dialum? 594 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,617 Accessing. No substance found. 595 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:29,586 What substance can be approximated 596 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:31,321 Through the combination of the chemicals? 597 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:32,789 'Accessing. ' 598 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,824 'Listed chemicals can combine to form' 599 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:37,627 'an approximation of kryptonite. ' 600 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:38,862 Kryptonite? 601 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,397 We better call Superman. 602 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:44,467 We're not... Going to call Superman. 603 00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:45,735 Activate tracking systems. 604 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:47,737 Detect nearby sources of kryptonite. 605 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,539 (computer) Affirmative. 606 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,441 [Beeping] 607 00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:52,776 There it is. 608 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:54,878 Maybe, we should let Superman know. 609 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,281 We do and we'll be putting him in danger. 610 00:36:58,283 --> 00:36:59,616 [Engine revving] 611 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:02,185 Can we ever leave together? 612 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:07,157 [Dramatic music] 613 00:37:10,861 --> 00:37:12,762 [Chemicals gurgling] 614 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:15,765 [Dramatic music] 615 00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:21,137 Ugh! 616 00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:25,275 [Beeping] 617 00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:30,180 No! You tricked me. 618 00:37:30,182 --> 00:37:32,749 Oh, don't worry. 619 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,854 [Dramatic music continues] 620 00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:45,161 Ha ha ha. Nice job. 621 00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:47,797 So, lex, when you're president 622 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,834 Can I be vice president? 623 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,802 I think we've got company. 624 00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:54,904 [Beeping] 625 00:37:56,173 --> 00:37:58,842 You didn't answer my question. 626 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:01,278 [Engine revving] 627 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,847 Click. 628 00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:06,049 (computer) 'Auto drive, activated. ' 629 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,251 Click. 630 00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:09,352 Poof 631 00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:12,689 Ugh! 632 00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:14,057 Aha! 633 00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,661 (Batman) Kryptonite. 634 00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:18,895 (Joker) Batman! 635 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,397 Batman! 636 00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:21,431 Argh! 637 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:23,700 Pow 638 00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:26,369 Oh, my goodness. Beaten again. 639 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,675 No hard feelings. 640 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:33,176 Hmm. 641 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,578 Uh-ah! 642 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,347 [Tires screeching] 643 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:44,321 Click 644 00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:46,823 [dramatic music] 645 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,828 Bang 646 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:54,998 [tires screeching] 647 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,568 Argh! 648 00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:00,270 [Tires screeching] 649 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,041 [Whirling] 650 00:39:08,379 --> 00:39:10,613 Whoo-ho-ho. 651 00:39:10,615 --> 00:39:13,016 [Engine revving] 652 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,852 Uh... Where's your car? 653 00:39:17,421 --> 00:39:19,055 Argh! 654 00:39:22,593 --> 00:39:25,328 [Engine revving] 655 00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:28,798 [Door clanking] 656 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,300 Bang 657 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:37,307 Substance is 84% similar to kryptonite. 658 00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:40,310 No harmful effects to natives of krypton. 659 00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:41,978 (Batman) 'That doesn't make sense. ' 660 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,114 I had the bat mobile tracking kryptonite. 661 00:39:44,116 --> 00:39:46,049 It wouldn't have picked this up. 662 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,118 There must have been kryptonite in the van. 663 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,753 What's the point of making kryptonite 664 00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:51,388 That wouldn't harm Superman anyway. 665 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:54,924 We'll put it away with the other kryptonite just to be safe. 666 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,098 (Robin) 'Why do we have so much of this stuff? ' 667 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:05,935 I keep it in case Superman decides to be a bad guy one day. 668 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:09,606 You expect the worst of everybody. 669 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,141 Yeah. 670 00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:16,613 [Beeping] 671 00:40:18,015 --> 00:40:20,350 What's happened? We've lost the signal. 672 00:40:20,352 --> 00:40:23,019 Don't worry. It's directly ahead. 673 00:40:24,054 --> 00:40:26,256 [Tires screeching] 674 00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:30,860 [Intense music] 675 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,897 Beyond these walls, friend 676 00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:37,200 Lie the keys to the destruction of Superman. 677 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:40,069 And Batman too, right? 678 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:42,605 Sure. Yeah. Fine. 679 00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:44,941 [Zapping] 680 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,643 [Crackling] 681 00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:49,512 (batcomputer) 'Intruder alert! Intruder alert! ' 682 00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:50,480 [Alarm blaring] 683 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,749 Someone's broken into the batcave? 684 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,050 (Batman) 'Fake kryptonite. ' 685 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,453 It was a homing device. We were set up. 686 00:40:56,455 --> 00:41:00,256 Hello! Anybody home? We're here. 687 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:02,659 And we brought deserts. 688 00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,562 [Dramatic music] 689 00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:07,564 [Zapping] 690 00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:11,367 Come on, we're guests. 691 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:14,304 You can't offer us a lousy cup of coffee? 692 00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:21,044 [Grunts] 693 00:41:21,046 --> 00:41:23,246 [Crackling] 694 00:41:24,281 --> 00:41:25,448 Ah! 695 00:41:27,084 --> 00:41:29,752 Hey, is that the batboat? 696 00:41:29,754 --> 00:41:31,287 [Zapping] 697 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,858 Bang 698 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,326 Oh, gee. Ha ha. 699 00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:39,295 Could've sworn it was there a minute ago. 700 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:42,065 Hey, look. The batwing. 701 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:46,002 [Crackling] 702 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:49,038 Oh. Must be seeing things. 703 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,573 [Laughing] 704 00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:52,175 [Zapping] 705 00:41:57,715 --> 00:41:59,148 We gotta get outta here. 706 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,183 - But, Batman... - go. 707 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:02,085 [Music continues] 708 00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:10,393 Hey, Batman, penny for your thoughts? 709 00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:13,062 [Sizzling] 710 00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:18,134 [Rumbling] 711 00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:23,039 [Clicking] 712 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,107 Bang 713 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:26,175 Oh! Are we going upstairs? 714 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:30,346 I'd love to see the rest of the place. 715 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:31,381 Bang 716 00:42:34,151 --> 00:42:37,120 Going down. 717 00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:38,354 [Crackling] 718 00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:39,422 Boom 719 00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:41,624 We don't have a lot of time. 720 00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:48,298 Jump! 721 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,467 Uh-oh! 722 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:52,635 [Explosion] 723 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:56,072 [Dramatic music] 724 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,507 Argh! 725 00:42:57,509 --> 00:42:59,943 Let him go, we have to find the vault. 726 00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:03,479 You're right. It's time to serve desert. 727 00:43:05,282 --> 00:43:06,783 Where does he keep the kryptonite? 728 00:43:06,785 --> 00:43:10,153 I just know he has it. Not where he hides it. 729 00:43:14,391 --> 00:43:15,525 [Sighs] 730 00:43:15,527 --> 00:43:18,328 Computer, where is the kryptonite? 731 00:43:18,330 --> 00:43:20,463 (batcomputer) Kryptonite location is protected 732 00:43:20,465 --> 00:43:24,067 By security access codes. 733 00:43:24,069 --> 00:43:26,402 Computer, do you know who I am? 734 00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:29,238 Lex luthor, presidential candidate 735 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:32,075 Owner and founder of lexcorp industries. 736 00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:34,377 Very good. Now, I'd like... 737 00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:36,446 A corporation that serves as a cover 738 00:43:36,448 --> 00:43:39,115 For a variety of luthor's criminal operations. 739 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,783 Whoo hee-hee. 740 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:44,887 Involving smuggling, robbery, extortion, bribery. 741 00:43:44,889 --> 00:43:46,756 Yeah, alright. That's enough. 742 00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,758 Here. Let me do it. 743 00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:51,761 [Sizzling] 744 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:53,563 Yeah! 745 00:43:53,565 --> 00:43:56,432 (batcomputer) Security access, verified. 746 00:43:57,835 --> 00:43:59,302 Whoosh 747 00:44:02,773 --> 00:44:04,073 [zapping] 748 00:44:04,075 --> 00:44:05,441 [Beeping] 749 00:44:08,345 --> 00:44:10,246 - Hmm. - Huh. 750 00:44:12,883 --> 00:44:15,985 How much time do we have before those pies go off? 751 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:18,454 Oh, like five minutes. 752 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:19,355 Boom 753 00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:21,658 Maybe that was five seconds. 754 00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:23,259 - Run. - Argh! 755 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:26,229 Maybe we should call for Superman. 756 00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:27,797 Go ahead. 757 00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:29,666 Hey, Superman! 758 00:44:32,036 --> 00:44:34,237 See, you can't rely on anyone. 759 00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,340 [Explosion] 760 00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:40,543 [Instrumental music] 761 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,086 [Engine droning] 762 00:44:50,088 --> 00:44:51,320 Boom 763 00:44:53,223 --> 00:44:54,924 [intense music] 764 00:45:09,106 --> 00:45:11,307 [Music continues] 765 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,813 Kaboom 766 00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:28,024 [laughs] 767 00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,692 Nice job. 768 00:45:29,694 --> 00:45:33,329 Art is always better if it's bigger. 769 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:38,735 Hey, isn't that bruce wayne's mansion? 770 00:45:38,737 --> 00:45:42,872 Bruce wayne? Really despise that guy. 771 00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:44,874 [Intense music] 772 00:45:47,544 --> 00:45:48,611 [Grunts] 773 00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:52,682 Hey, guys, sorry it took me a second. 774 00:45:52,684 --> 00:45:53,916 Boom 775 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,918 [intense music] 776 00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:02,592 [Superman theme music] 777 00:46:09,399 --> 00:46:11,701 [Whooshing] 778 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,703 [Fire crackling] 779 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:17,573 [Wind howling] 780 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:30,386 Hey, Batman, I think I fixed the whirly-bat. 781 00:46:31,388 --> 00:46:33,723 [Rattling] 782 00:46:38,262 --> 00:46:39,796 Crash 783 00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:41,330 Uh. 784 00:46:41,332 --> 00:46:44,567 I'm... Gonna go work on the batboat now. 785 00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:48,137 Why didn't you tell me luthor was involved? 786 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,605 I was handling it. 787 00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:52,742 Yeah, looks like you had it all under control. 788 00:46:52,744 --> 00:46:55,244 Look, I'll hang around and give you a hand. 789 00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:58,714 Remember, I can do anything. 790 00:46:58,716 --> 00:47:00,516 Swoosh 791 00:47:02,286 --> 00:47:03,753 You know what was in there? 792 00:47:03,755 --> 00:47:05,354 - What? - Kryptonite. 793 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:07,323 Aha! 794 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:08,724 Boom 795 00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:10,760 That's what they wanted the whole time. 796 00:47:10,762 --> 00:47:13,863 It must be what powers that deconstructing device. 797 00:47:13,865 --> 00:47:16,566 I picked up krypton on the batmobile scanner. 798 00:47:16,568 --> 00:47:20,336 So, now they can neutralize your gadgets and my powers. 799 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:22,972 Question is why? What are they up to? 800 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:24,640 I don't know. 801 00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:27,543 Tomorrow is election day, so we're running out of time. 802 00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:30,046 We'll just have to go ask lex luthor. 803 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:33,349 You're just going to walk right into lexcorp headquarters? 804 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,885 Yep. You worried? 805 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:38,521 Superman does not worry. 806 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:40,656 (Robin) 'We can take this to get there. ' 807 00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:44,327 Introducing, the new, flying batboat. 808 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:45,595 [Rattling] 809 00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:51,367 [Water gurgling] 810 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:54,904 - You need a hand? - No, I'm good. 811 00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:58,407 [Intense music] 812 00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:11,454 [Laughing] 813 00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:13,656 [Music continues] 814 00:48:22,165 --> 00:48:23,432 [Coughing] 815 00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:25,201 [Laughing] 816 00:48:25,203 --> 00:48:26,569 A- ah! 817 00:48:28,672 --> 00:48:29,839 Ugh! 818 00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:34,410 [Music continues] 819 00:48:39,182 --> 00:48:41,183 Vice president Joker. 820 00:48:41,185 --> 00:48:44,587 Doesn't quite sound right, does it, lex? 821 00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:48,090 Not really. No. 822 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,926 Alright, sun will be up soon 823 00:48:49,928 --> 00:48:55,131 And the voters will be heading out to vote. Let's shut it down. 824 00:48:55,133 --> 00:48:58,601 (lex) 'Okay, did not need to turn off all the lights. ' 825 00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,736 [Wind howling] 826 00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:07,109 Not the way I like to travel. 827 00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:10,713 Come on, cheer up, sourpuss. 828 00:49:15,152 --> 00:49:17,186 Not cool. 829 00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:20,189 [Dramatic music] 830 00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:26,996 Swoosh 831 00:49:31,535 --> 00:49:33,903 - Oh, after you. - Argh. 832 00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:38,374 [Keyboard keys clicking] 833 00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:40,409 We're here to see lex luthor. 834 00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:43,145 And you are? 835 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:44,180 Seriously? 836 00:49:44,182 --> 00:49:45,448 Seriously. 837 00:49:45,450 --> 00:49:47,450 I'm Superman. He's Batman. 838 00:49:47,452 --> 00:49:49,318 Are those last names? 839 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,087 Even his receptionist is evil. 840 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:54,023 - Just one name each. - Like madonna. 841 00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:57,526 Oh, I see, you're down here. Mr. Luthor is expecting you. 842 00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:58,894 First elevator. 843 00:50:01,431 --> 00:50:04,633 [Dramatic music] 844 00:50:10,741 --> 00:50:12,675 [Superman theme music] 845 00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:16,479 What's that song? Sounds familiar. 846 00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:18,681 I don't listen to music. 847 00:50:21,618 --> 00:50:25,087 Either of you guys know the score of the game? 848 00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:27,423 I don't follow sports. 849 00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:29,492 Seven-three, st. Louis. Ah. 850 00:50:29,494 --> 00:50:30,626 Ah, shouldn't have asked. 851 00:50:30,628 --> 00:50:31,660 [Elevator pings] 852 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:33,195 Nice costumes. 853 00:50:35,098 --> 00:50:36,132 Hmm. 854 00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:38,567 [Elevator pings] 855 00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:43,773 [Intense music] 856 00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:57,053 [Rattling] 857 00:50:59,956 --> 00:51:01,157 Lex? 858 00:51:02,993 --> 00:51:04,326 Right here. 859 00:51:06,029 --> 00:51:06,862 [Grunts] 860 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:08,964 I'll take it from here. 861 00:51:08,966 --> 00:51:10,032 [Clicks] 862 00:51:10,034 --> 00:51:11,300 Hmm. 863 00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:12,902 [Thud] 864 00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:14,103 Woa-ah! 865 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:19,775 [Intense music] 866 00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:25,981 (lex) 'You feel okay, Superman? ' 867 00:51:25,983 --> 00:51:28,250 I hope you voted before you got here. 868 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:30,653 'Because you might not be leaving. ' 869 00:51:33,790 --> 00:51:35,724 You diseased maniac. 870 00:51:35,726 --> 00:51:37,827 No one is going to elect you president. 871 00:51:37,829 --> 00:51:39,695 Oh, yes, they will. 872 00:51:39,697 --> 00:51:41,497 Once we've flown over the country 873 00:51:41,499 --> 00:51:45,101 Dispensing my friend, Joker's gas, I'll win in a landslide. 874 00:51:45,103 --> 00:51:47,803 I was going to be vice president 875 00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:51,974 But I changed my mind. It wasn't working for me. 876 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:56,846 Since I was deprived of the man of the year award 877 00:51:56,848 --> 00:51:59,615 In gotham city, we're starting at their city hall. 878 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:01,383 Sorry, you won't be there. 879 00:52:01,385 --> 00:52:05,121 'When I'm president, I'll build a statue of you. ' 880 00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:07,990 Oh! 881 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,028 You're not going to build him a statue. 882 00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:17,066 No, I'm not. But you won't be there to call me on it. 883 00:52:17,068 --> 00:52:18,667 Wait a second! 884 00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:21,670 What are you going to do to the dynamic dumdum? 885 00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:24,073 Joker, I have an election to win. 886 00:52:24,075 --> 00:52:26,976 But who will I play with if he's dead? 887 00:52:26,978 --> 00:52:28,444 Robin's still around. 888 00:52:28,446 --> 00:52:30,112 If we eliminate Batman 889 00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:32,948 Robin will probably put on the suit and say he's Batman. 890 00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:35,284 No, it won't be the same. 891 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:40,556 Crash 892 00:52:40,558 --> 00:52:43,292 Wow, did not expect that. 893 00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:45,661 Let's go get out the vote. 894 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:47,830 (Joker) 'Alright. ' 895 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:51,033 [Intense music] 896 00:52:54,204 --> 00:52:55,738 [Clicks] 897 00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:57,306 [Rumbling] 898 00:52:57,308 --> 00:52:58,407 What the... 899 00:52:58,409 --> 00:52:59,775 Boom 900 00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:04,013 [glass shattering] 901 00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:06,148 Crash 902 00:53:07,384 --> 00:53:10,319 Joker, do you know how expensive that was? 903 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:13,088 I've no idea what it cost, no. 904 00:53:14,724 --> 00:53:16,926 Swoosh 905 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:21,197 [intense music] 906 00:53:30,407 --> 00:53:31,740 Crash 907 00:53:33,643 --> 00:53:35,411 Nice plan. 908 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,413 Now, we know what they're up to. 909 00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:41,784 Plop 910 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,490 [swishing] 911 00:53:50,293 --> 00:53:53,495 - We have to get to gotham city. - I should warn you. 912 00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:55,197 I fly close to that kryptonium... 913 00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:58,400 We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. 914 00:54:10,146 --> 00:54:12,081 Whoosh 915 00:54:20,657 --> 00:54:21,890 Swoosh 916 00:54:24,361 --> 00:54:26,395 [intense music] 917 00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:41,343 [Birds cawing] 918 00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:44,780 Thwack 919 00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:50,352 Whoosh 920 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,560 [beeping] 921 00:55:01,064 --> 00:55:03,165 I thought I took care of him. 922 00:55:03,167 --> 00:55:06,468 If I had a dollar for every time I said that. 923 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:07,803 Keep flying. 924 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,872 I'll deal with this. 925 00:55:15,378 --> 00:55:16,478 [Rumbling] 926 00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:23,852 Woa-ah! 927 00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:27,523 [Crackling] 928 00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:31,160 [Zapping] 929 00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:36,665 [Music continues] 930 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,101 [Beeping] 931 00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:41,603 Ah! Lex, we're losing altitude. 932 00:55:43,373 --> 00:55:44,473 [Beeping continues] 933 00:55:46,676 --> 00:55:49,878 [Intense music] 934 00:55:57,454 --> 00:55:59,154 [Both grunting] 935 00:56:01,257 --> 00:56:02,725 [Whooshing] 936 00:56:02,727 --> 00:56:03,959 Crash 937 00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:07,029 - You alright? - Yeah. 938 00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:09,264 Being that close to the kryptonite weakened me. 939 00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:11,066 We bought ourselves a few minutes. 940 00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:13,602 We've got to get to the centre of town. 941 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,304 I don't think I can fly yet. 942 00:56:15,306 --> 00:56:18,040 I guess we can get there some other way. 943 00:56:19,609 --> 00:56:20,776 [Engine revving] 944 00:56:20,778 --> 00:56:21,844 [Baby crying] 945 00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:24,380 [Music on boombox] 946 00:56:24,382 --> 00:56:26,382 [Engine revving] 947 00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:28,016 Splash 948 00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:32,588 [dramatic music] 949 00:56:34,624 --> 00:56:36,024 [Rattling] 950 00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:55,377 Hiss 951 00:56:55,379 --> 00:56:56,445 [screaming] 952 00:57:08,691 --> 00:57:10,893 Two dollars or a token. 953 00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,761 Uh... 954 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:13,862 [sighs] 955 00:57:13,864 --> 00:57:15,397 I have tokens. 956 00:57:15,799 --> 00:57:17,533 [Clinks] 957 00:57:24,307 --> 00:57:25,707 [Whirring] 958 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:33,148 (lex) Fellow citizens, thank you for joining me today. 959 00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:35,984 I don't want to keep you from voting for too long. 960 00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:38,187 I just wanna say a few words. 961 00:57:41,825 --> 00:57:43,525 [Hissing] 962 00:57:43,527 --> 00:57:45,227 [Coughing] 963 00:57:45,229 --> 00:57:47,696 (lex) 'What do you think of your presidential candidate? ' 964 00:57:47,698 --> 00:57:49,898 (all) We love him. 965 00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:51,733 And you'll do anything he says? 966 00:57:51,735 --> 00:57:54,603 - We'll do anything he says. - We want him as president. 967 00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:56,038 [Crowd cheering] 968 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,873 Let's go vote for him. 969 00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,842 That's good to hear. 970 00:57:59,844 --> 00:58:03,178 Now, I have a lot of other campaign stops to make today. 971 00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:05,781 So, just say it with me now. Vote for... 972 00:58:05,783 --> 00:58:07,082 Joker. 973 00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:09,918 - Joker for president. - We love Joker. 974 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,720 [Dramatic music] 975 00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:13,288 [Laughing] 976 00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:17,125 Oh, did I forget to mention? The gas just works for me. 977 00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:18,660 Sorry. Oversight. 978 00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:21,763 You, dirty double-crosser! You tricked me. 979 00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:25,601 I said vice president didn't work for me. 980 00:58:25,603 --> 00:58:29,538 President Joker. Now, that sounds right. 981 00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:32,207 The vice part goes without saying 982 00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:37,946 Now get in and I'll let you be vice president. 983 00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:40,482 (lex) Don't be such an idiot! 984 00:58:44,988 --> 00:58:47,489 [Engine revving] 985 00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:50,058 They're going to take off. 986 00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:51,894 I've got some of my strength back. 987 00:58:51,896 --> 00:58:52,995 The kryptonite. 988 00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:54,730 I'll slow them down, Batman. 989 00:58:54,732 --> 00:58:57,599 It'll be up to you to stop them. 990 00:58:59,402 --> 00:59:01,436 Bang 991 00:59:01,438 --> 00:59:04,439 [intense music] 992 00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:06,542 Thud 993 00:59:06,544 --> 00:59:08,143 This time, lex 994 00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:11,747 I'm going to pull Batman apart... Literally. 995 00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:13,949 [Zapping] 996 00:59:13,951 --> 00:59:16,518 [Grunting] 997 00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,753 Woa-ah! 998 00:59:17,755 --> 00:59:18,820 Swoosh 999 00:59:21,624 --> 00:59:23,759 [laughing] 1000 00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:24,793 Huh? 1001 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:26,395 [Tires screeching] 1002 00:59:28,431 --> 00:59:29,464 Crash 1003 00:59:30,099 --> 00:59:32,634 Robin... Great job. 1004 00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:35,304 What? 1005 00:59:35,306 --> 00:59:38,440 I... Think I'm going to cry. 1006 00:59:38,442 --> 00:59:39,541 Get goin'. 1007 00:59:39,543 --> 00:59:41,076 [Engine revving] 1008 00:59:51,487 --> 00:59:54,056 [Dramatic music] 1009 00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:55,357 Oh. 1010 00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:57,993 Take a left up here. 1011 00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:00,762 [Tires screeching] 1012 01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:02,664 [Music continues] 1013 01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:07,703 Take a hard right. 1014 01:00:10,006 --> 01:00:11,373 Now left. 1015 01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:12,808 [Tires screeching] 1016 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:21,650 - We're not losing them. - I'm not trying to. Left again. 1017 01:00:27,523 --> 01:00:30,626 - Where have you been? - Getting some help. 1018 01:00:31,494 --> 01:00:35,263 Well, Batman, any last words? 1019 01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:38,700 Yeah. Look, you're on tv. 1020 01:00:41,070 --> 01:00:42,504 [Whirring] 1021 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:48,744 Ah... Oh, it's beautiful. 1022 01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:51,880 It's also visible from space, you idiot. 1023 01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:56,118 [Beep] 1024 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,420 Calling all justice leaguers. 1025 01:00:58,422 --> 01:01:01,390 'Calling all justice leaguers. ' 1026 01:01:04,193 --> 01:01:05,427 [Whooshing] 1027 01:01:09,866 --> 01:01:12,701 'Calling all justice leaguers. ' 1028 01:01:16,305 --> 01:01:18,674 'Calling all justice leaguers. ' 1029 01:01:19,308 --> 01:01:20,542 [Zapping] 1030 01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:26,782 'Calling all justice leaguers. ' 1031 01:01:26,784 --> 01:01:28,283 [Roaring] 1032 01:01:29,552 --> 01:01:30,385 Ugh. 1033 01:01:30,387 --> 01:01:32,254 What do you want to do? 1034 01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:35,791 Well, I do despise, bruce wayne. 1035 01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:43,532 [Intense music] 1036 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:51,973 [Zapping] 1037 01:01:51,975 --> 01:01:53,542 [Bricks crunching] 1038 01:01:58,981 --> 01:02:00,282 Ah. 1039 01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:10,926 [Woman screaming] 1040 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,968 - Thanks. - You don't let go yet. 1041 01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:22,003 Alright. I wasn't going to. 1042 01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:24,606 Uh. 1043 01:02:27,844 --> 01:02:30,846 Why is there a giant robot, climbing up wayne tower? 1044 01:02:30,848 --> 01:02:35,584 - A giant robot. Let's get it. - Follow me, I uh... 1045 01:02:35,586 --> 01:02:37,385 ...Know my way around. 1046 01:02:40,823 --> 01:02:42,491 [Glass shattering] 1047 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:49,698 [Glass shattering] 1048 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:53,301 Come and get me. Ha, ha, ha. 1049 01:02:58,074 --> 01:03:00,041 [Thundering] 1050 01:03:02,145 --> 01:03:03,678 - Ah... - Uh. 1051 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:06,848 Yeah... Ah, ah, ah. Aye, aye. 1052 01:03:09,719 --> 01:03:12,554 Let me shake you by the hand. 1053 01:03:31,941 --> 01:03:32,974 Jump! 1054 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,847 [Intense music] 1055 01:03:43,686 --> 01:03:44,753 Ya... 1056 01:03:46,322 --> 01:03:47,589 [shouting] 1057 01:03:56,399 --> 01:03:57,999 'Ha, ha, ha. ' 1058 01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:02,370 Oh, you're so strong. 1059 01:04:06,642 --> 01:04:07,976 Come on. 1060 01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:17,085 [Thud] 1061 01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:26,895 Go. 1062 01:04:43,346 --> 01:04:45,046 Phew. 1063 01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:47,916 - Thanks. - Huh? 1064 01:04:48,484 --> 01:04:49,751 [Laughing] 1065 01:04:52,421 --> 01:04:53,788 Ugh. 1066 01:05:00,429 --> 01:05:02,664 We have to stop them. 1067 01:05:03,866 --> 01:05:05,400 Ha, ha, ha. 1068 01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:06,935 [Police siren] 1069 01:05:13,509 --> 01:05:18,113 - Are you my mother? - Yes, give us a hug. 1070 01:05:20,783 --> 01:05:24,753 - Ha, ha, ha. - Ha, ha. That tickles. 1071 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,193 Ugh! 1072 01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:47,509 I'm gonna need a little help here. 1073 01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:49,878 Get the power source. It's in his chest. 1074 01:05:55,051 --> 01:05:56,851 - Argh. - Ugh. 1075 01:05:56,853 --> 01:05:59,788 Wonder woman. Lead your plane. 1076 01:06:07,163 --> 01:06:08,229 [Clanking] 1077 01:06:15,871 --> 01:06:16,972 Uh? 1078 01:06:20,176 --> 01:06:22,510 Wow! Ha ha ha. 1079 01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:30,785 - Well, that was fun. - Ugh... 1080 01:06:31,187 --> 01:06:32,220 Ah. 1081 01:06:40,529 --> 01:06:42,530 There is a little good news. 1082 01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:45,767 At least, you're not going to be president. 1083 01:06:50,573 --> 01:06:53,808 - Great work, Batman. - I have to admit. 1084 01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:57,078 I couldn't have done it without a little help from my friends. 1085 01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,413 Uh, a little? 1086 01:06:58,415 --> 01:07:00,715 Well, bruce wayne said, when he was given 1087 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,684 The, man of the year award... 1088 01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:04,552 ...That "everybody needs help now and again. " 1089 01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:07,255 Well, he was a wise man. 1090 01:07:11,594 --> 01:07:13,628 What did you do with all the kryptonite? 1091 01:07:13,630 --> 01:07:15,363 I put it in a safe place. 1092 01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:18,466 We might need it one day if, Superman decides to go bad. 1093 01:07:18,468 --> 01:07:24,172 - See! I'm not the only one. - You know, I can hear you. 1094 01:07:24,174 --> 01:07:28,243 So bats, you need a little help rebuilding the bat cave? 1095 01:07:28,245 --> 01:07:32,547 - No, Robin and I... - yes, we'd like some help. 1096 01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:33,882 Say it with me. 1097 01:07:33,884 --> 01:07:36,718 Okay, we probably could use some. 1098 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,953 Are, are you asking me? 1099 01:07:38,955 --> 01:07:42,424 Are you asking me to help you rebuild the bat cave? 1100 01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:45,860 Well, no. I was asking, green lantern. 1101 01:07:45,862 --> 01:07:48,329 I don't think this is your color. 1102 01:07:48,331 --> 01:07:51,299 [All laughing] 1103 01:07:51,301 --> 01:07:52,700 'Jovian. ' 1104 01:08:04,313 --> 01:08:07,549 I have located it. 1105 01:08:07,551 --> 01:08:09,317 [Theme music]