1 00:01:18,084 --> 00:01:20,209 You can switch your wallet to a steak. 2 00:01:20,834 --> 00:01:23,167 You can switch your steak to your mother. 3 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,459 You can switch your mother to an umbrella. 4 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:34,417 Good morning. 5 00:01:34,584 --> 00:01:36,334 Good morning. 6 00:01:36,501 --> 00:01:37,667 Good morning, darling! 7 00:01:41,084 --> 00:01:43,626 Breakfast is ready. 8 00:01:43,792 --> 00:01:45,334 Stop messing around. 9 00:01:45,501 --> 00:01:46,667 Coming! 10 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:48,209 Morning Daddy, Mummy. 11 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:49,167 Good morning. 12 00:01:49,334 --> 00:01:50,417 Morning. 13 00:01:54,501 --> 00:01:55,042 Kar-ming! 14 00:01:55,209 --> 00:01:56,001 Yes! 15 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:58,001 What're you reading? 16 00:01:58,167 --> 00:01:59,501 Daddy, it's a suspense novel. 17 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:01,709 Honey, just a little bit of pepper will be fine. 18 00:02:01,876 --> 00:02:02,709 OK. 19 00:02:03,292 --> 00:02:05,167 A little bit on the side of the egg. 20 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,876 OK. 21 00:02:07,584 --> 00:02:09,209 It's done. 22 00:02:09,876 --> 00:02:11,084 Lucky. 23 00:02:11,876 --> 00:02:13,042 Good boy. 24 00:02:18,376 --> 00:02:22,917 25 00:02:23,292 --> 00:02:24,876 Morning Hailey. 26 00:02:25,042 --> 00:02:26,334 Hai my ass! 27 00:02:27,126 --> 00:02:27,626 Hi! 28 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:28,751 Bye! 29 00:02:29,876 --> 00:02:30,876 Hi, are you... 30 00:02:31,042 --> 00:02:31,959 I don't know you. 31 00:02:32,126 --> 00:02:33,751 That's right! 32 00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:35,792 Are you trying the pizza mask again? 33 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:36,751 Is it tasty? 34 00:02:36,917 --> 00:02:39,084 Can I please have a slice? 35 00:02:39,251 --> 00:02:40,876 You can have a piece of shit. 36 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:44,167 You are trying on bra again, two of them together? 37 00:02:44,334 --> 00:02:45,626 I got big boobs, envy? 38 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:46,876 Ha... 39 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,917 How are the sickness pills? 40 00:02:49,084 --> 00:02:50,584 Heeeelllllloooooo!!! 41 00:02:50,751 --> 00:02:52,001 My turn! My turn! 42 00:02:52,209 --> 00:02:53,876 Spin faster! 43 00:02:54,084 --> 00:02:55,792 Faster!!!!!! 44 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:56,917 Give it to me. 45 00:02:57,084 --> 00:02:59,667 What take you so long, are you writing a will? 46 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:02,792 What about yours? 47 00:03:03,292 --> 00:03:04,917 Don't sneaking around. 48 00:03:05,334 --> 00:03:06,876 Get bigger! 49 00:03:08,126 --> 00:03:09,501 I said get bigger! 50 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,167 Why don't you learn from Ken? 51 00:03:11,501 --> 00:03:13,292 Ken, having fun? 52 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:15,959 Can I join? 53 00:03:29,917 --> 00:03:31,292 You sit is ready! 54 00:03:33,126 --> 00:03:35,001 Red ticket for 3! 55 00:03:35,376 --> 00:03:38,376 Boring... Good morning. 56 00:03:42,834 --> 00:03:46,209 Did you have your breakfast? 57 00:03:46,417 --> 00:03:47,626 Is the proposal ready? 58 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:50,334 You proposal is gone. 59 00:03:50,501 --> 00:03:51,084 How come? 60 00:03:51,251 --> 00:03:53,167 Ken said his laptop is down. 61 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:56,584 So he asks me borrow mine to watch Triumph in the sky 2. 62 00:03:56,751 --> 00:03:59,292 And it is broken after he finished watching... 63 00:04:00,251 --> 00:04:01,251 You know Ken is working 64 00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:02,459 for Yi and Fantasy! 65 00:04:02,626 --> 00:04:04,042 Then why you still lending you laptop to him!! 66 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:07,792 Ken asked me out. 67 00:04:07,959 --> 00:04:11,376 He bought movie tickets. 68 00:04:14,334 --> 00:04:15,626 Those are yesterday's tickets! 69 00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:18,667 Mr Lee, thank you so much for this big order! 70 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:21,084 Mr Ma, your men are so interesting. 71 00:04:21,251 --> 00:04:25,292 I can't believe they came out the idea turning sanitary napkin into band-aid. 72 00:04:25,584 --> 00:04:27,501 That's call creativity. 73 00:04:27,751 --> 00:04:28,417 So what about next product? 74 00:04:28,584 --> 00:04:31,084 I'm thinking turning a bra into a eyes mark. 75 00:04:31,251 --> 00:04:32,417 Suitable for all plane. 76 00:04:32,584 --> 00:04:33,834 Great idea, boss! 77 00:04:34,001 --> 00:04:35,334 Good idea, boss! 78 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:38,001 Show Mr Lee to the door. 79 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:40,209 I'll see you next Friday, thank you! 80 00:04:40,376 --> 00:04:41,834 Thank you! 81 00:04:42,001 --> 00:04:45,251 Boss, they stole my idea. 82 00:04:46,001 --> 00:04:47,792 You, come in. 83 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:50,834 So Boring! 84 00:04:51,042 --> 00:04:52,917 What are you going to tell me? 85 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,917 Turning Sanitary napkin into band-aid is my mine. 86 00:04:55,084 --> 00:04:57,167 It took me a whole week to come this idea. 87 00:04:57,334 --> 00:04:58,417 It's Exciting. 88 00:04:58,584 --> 00:04:59,876 He sends his boy to seduce my assistant. 89 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:01,292 Then he stole my idea. 90 00:05:01,459 --> 00:05:02,459 Boring. 91 00:05:02,626 --> 00:05:04,209 Don't you dare to accuse me? 92 00:05:04,376 --> 00:05:05,209 You have evident? 93 00:05:05,376 --> 00:05:07,251 Show them to the boss, let him decide. 94 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:08,542 You know I have nothing. 95 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:09,459 If I do. 96 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:11,959 You are going to... 97 00:05:12,126 --> 00:05:13,084 So Boring! 98 00:05:13,251 --> 00:05:15,334 Your looks are so boring. 99 00:05:15,501 --> 00:05:16,834 Even you are getting mad. 100 00:05:17,001 --> 00:05:18,417 Can you at least 101 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:20,459 show some originality. 102 00:05:20,626 --> 00:05:21,792 Got some? 103 00:05:36,626 --> 00:05:37,667 I'm going to jump off the building! 104 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:39,334 Follow me! 105 00:05:41,584 --> 00:05:43,251 This is our 2013 annual 106 00:05:43,417 --> 00:05:44,709 profit chart. 107 00:05:44,917 --> 00:05:48,834 This is him, this is him. 108 00:05:49,334 --> 00:05:52,667 And this is YOU! 109 00:05:55,292 --> 00:05:57,501 According to the company policy: 110 00:05:57,709 --> 00:05:59,459 The person whom fails the presentation, 111 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:03,001 Have to play this game. 112 00:06:05,334 --> 00:06:06,917 Tools! 113 00:06:11,084 --> 00:06:12,834 This is not your first time, you do it yourself! 114 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:34,209 Eat Shit... 115 00:06:34,376 --> 00:06:39,167 Shit, Shit, Shit! 116 00:06:53,917 --> 00:06:54,959 Yes! 117 00:06:56,334 --> 00:06:59,376 Boss, what would you like to eat, I'm buying! 118 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:01,542 This is your lucky day. 119 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:05,834 Just keep it simple, a bowl 4-mix beef noodle. 120 00:07:06,001 --> 00:07:06,792 4-mix Beef noodle. 121 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:11,751 With a plate of fried vegetable and ice mike tea. 122 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:14,376 Be right back. 123 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:15,501 Wait. 124 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:16,751 Yes boss, more? 125 00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:18,667 Not from the deli downstairs. 126 00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:20,334 I want them from the best joint. 127 00:07:20,501 --> 00:07:21,334 Sure, sure! 128 00:07:21,751 --> 00:07:23,792 Go to kow-long city, 129 00:07:23,959 --> 00:07:27,251 Wong's 4-mix, yummy. 130 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:28,292 Wong's 4-mix. 131 00:07:28,459 --> 00:07:33,001 And in Sheung wan's Kou-kee's beef, only the lean parts. 132 00:07:33,167 --> 00:07:34,042 OK... 133 00:07:34,209 --> 00:07:37,209 Then go to central's 134 00:07:37,376 --> 00:07:39,084 Mak Men's noodle. 135 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,292 All three mix them together. 136 00:07:41,459 --> 00:07:44,667 Veg, from CWB's Ho-Hong's. 137 00:07:44,834 --> 00:07:47,126 Ask them to give you a potion of sauce. 138 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:51,834 Then go to Sai-wan's Law-fo kee to order plate of fried veg. 139 00:07:52,001 --> 00:07:54,292 Pour the sauce on top of the veg. 140 00:07:54,459 --> 00:07:55,542 And then bring them to me. 141 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:59,126 On your way back, go to wan-cai's, Kam-feng. 142 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:03,876 Order an ice mike tea, mix with condense milk, 143 00:08:04,042 --> 00:08:07,209 With 6 ice cube, not 5, 144 00:08:07,376 --> 00:08:08,709 7 will be too cold. 145 00:08:08,876 --> 00:08:10,876 You have to go to those entire joints, don't try to be smart. 146 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:12,542 Because I can taste it out. 147 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,042 You have 1 hour. 148 00:08:14,209 --> 00:08:16,292 One minute late. 149 00:08:16,459 --> 00:08:17,959 You will be decrease half month's salary. 150 00:08:18,126 --> 00:08:20,167 Starting from now. 151 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:21,334 Can I get an extra hour? 152 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,167 You keep talking, 59 minutes. 153 00:08:23,334 --> 00:08:25,042 Starting from now! 154 00:08:32,542 --> 00:08:33,917 Boring! 155 00:08:34,084 --> 00:08:36,501 You are late! 156 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,709 Traffic jam, I have to run. 157 00:08:39,876 --> 00:08:40,876 I twisted my leg. 158 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,167 Give them to me! 159 00:08:42,334 --> 00:08:43,417 Is this all? 160 00:08:43,584 --> 00:08:45,209 Like you asked. 161 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:46,626 Kao-Kee's beef, 162 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:47,501 Kao-Kee's beef. 163 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:48,709 Law-Fu veg, 164 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:49,751 Law-Fu veg. 165 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:51,334 Mak's noodle. 166 00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:53,251 They don't sell noodle in Mak's. 167 00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:54,834 That's right, so I do a little trick. 168 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:57,542 I realize the moment I arrive the joint. 169 00:08:57,709 --> 00:09:00,251 So, I bought Maken's instead. 170 00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:01,501 Its Mak Man's, 171 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,917 not Maken's, are you deaf! 172 00:09:04,084 --> 00:09:07,417 So there is a Mak Man? I'll go again! 173 00:09:07,584 --> 00:09:09,709 Stop! I'll handle it. 174 00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:15,292 Delivery! 175 00:09:19,751 --> 00:09:22,959 So many people are welcome me. 176 00:09:27,376 --> 00:09:28,626 Herman! 177 00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:03,167 Boss, delivery on time! 178 00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:04,001 Great! 179 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:05,501 Good! 180 00:10:06,251 --> 00:10:07,292 Boss. 181 00:10:07,459 --> 00:10:08,542 Enjoy your meal! 182 00:10:09,126 --> 00:10:09,959 Boss, let me help you. 183 00:10:10,126 --> 00:10:11,001 Thank you! 184 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:17,542 Taste Good? 185 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,626 This noodle is not from Mak Man's, it's from Maken's. 186 00:10:33,792 --> 00:10:36,292 The texture is different, I'm telling you. 187 00:10:36,459 --> 00:10:37,459 Told you I can taste it out. 188 00:10:37,626 --> 00:10:39,626 I can't believe it. 189 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,209 Its better I didn't count on you. 190 00:10:47,376 --> 00:10:50,376 Luckily I have a bun. 191 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:51,334 You are so stupid. 192 00:10:51,501 --> 00:10:53,501 Son of the... 193 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:55,167 Bitch! 194 00:10:55,334 --> 00:10:58,084 Oh, tea time. Let's go to a Café! 195 00:10:58,292 --> 00:11:00,501 I have tried no.88. It's good! 196 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:03,417 I know the right place to go, let me make a reservation. 197 00:11:17,584 --> 00:11:18,167 What? 198 00:11:18,334 --> 00:11:21,751 Help me! 199 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:24,084 What the hell? 200 00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:26,751 Mom! Mom! 201 00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:28,251 Where is my money! 202 00:11:28,626 --> 00:11:31,417 Money bitch! 203 00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:36,542 Looking for someone? 204 00:11:38,876 --> 00:11:40,167 My mother! 205 00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:41,917 Boss, someone is looking for mother! 206 00:11:43,084 --> 00:11:45,292 Wait for me to kill this guy, mother fucker. 207 00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:47,376 Thanks! 208 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:50,334 Help me, son! 209 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:51,584 My name is Black! 210 00:11:51,751 --> 00:11:52,667 Your sister So Easy 211 00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:55,376 lost 1 million in my casino. 212 00:11:56,459 --> 00:11:57,542 Now she can't pay her debt. 213 00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:59,501 That's why I got you mother! 214 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:01,417 But your mother doesn't have the money. 215 00:12:01,584 --> 00:12:03,126 So I call you! 216 00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:05,001 Where is my sis? 217 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:06,292 Unleash them! 218 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,376 Oh! 219 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:09,501 Easy!! 220 00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:13,626 Where is my money! 221 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:19,126 No, tomorrow I sell her to a brothel in Dongguan! 222 00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:21,626 She will work 3 years and 8 months to pay her debt. 223 00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:24,001 NO!!! Bro help me! 224 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,417 Black, Stop it! 225 00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:26,459 Now you are afraid! 226 00:12:26,626 --> 00:12:28,292 Not Dongguan, further! 227 00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:29,542 Better to UAE or Burma, 228 00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:30,626 So she can't come back. 229 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,334 Son! 230 00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:34,751 Son! 231 00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:37,834 Deep down your sister is a good girl. 232 00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:39,459 Save her for this time. 233 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,834 What are you watching? 234 00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:42,417 Get back to your seat. 235 00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:49,334 Just give her one more chance, son. 236 00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:50,917 Got a fag? 237 00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:02,001 I didn't give you chance? 238 00:13:03,084 --> 00:13:04,376 So tell me, 239 00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,292 Since you are a kid, I gave you plenty of chances. 240 00:13:06,501 --> 00:13:08,251 You said you wanna be sleepy beauty. 241 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,084 It's doesn't bother you sleep during class. 242 00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:12,001 But you are sleeping around with classmate. 243 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,001 And they pay you for it. 244 00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:16,751 You wanna be a singer. 245 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,376 Want to participate Voice Of China. 246 00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:19,626 Fine! 247 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:21,376 All the call I made, the money I spend, 248 00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:22,834 The business dinner I attend, 249 00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:25,334 Finally I got the number to Harlam Yu and Na Ying. 250 00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:26,417 But you! 251 00:13:26,584 --> 00:13:28,501 You went to EEG's 252 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,334 new star contest! 253 00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,042 If you already decide to go to EEG, what don't you tell me! 254 00:13:32,209 --> 00:13:34,959 I just have to find Mani, she is so nice! 255 00:13:35,501 --> 00:13:37,126 So you tell me, with all the chances I gave her, 256 00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:38,376 Do I ever complain? 257 00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:39,084 If I want to, 258 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:42,042 I will tell the world you have AIDS! 259 00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:43,542 HEY! 260 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:46,209 Told you it's a secret! 261 00:13:46,376 --> 00:13:48,917 You tell people the secret for the money! 262 00:13:49,084 --> 00:13:50,542 You bastard! 263 00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:54,501 1 million is not a big deal, just sell the house. 264 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,417 NO, the house is inherited from your father! 265 00:13:57,584 --> 00:13:59,126 I said no! 266 00:14:00,209 --> 00:14:02,084 So you are granpa's boy! 267 00:14:02,251 --> 00:14:04,084 Never mind. 268 00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:07,459 I'll do it, I'll go to the brothel. 269 00:14:08,584 --> 00:14:10,584 Black, when shall we begin? 270 00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:11,917 Wait for the client call. 271 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,417 Keep in touch. 272 00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:16,834 I'm ready to work! 273 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:24,417 You look after Easy, I'll be cool. 274 00:14:25,084 --> 00:14:28,167 Mother is a whore, sister is a retarted. 275 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,251 Black, see you around. 276 00:14:31,459 --> 00:14:32,626 If you don't gimme back my money, 277 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:33,709 I'll burn you house 278 00:14:33,876 --> 00:14:35,126 and bit the shit out of your father! 279 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,751 But my father is dead. 280 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,667 I never said. 281 00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:51,959 Black, how do you explain that? 282 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:55,834 What? I'm not allowed to have a part time job? 283 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:58,292 I can act, and I can collect debt, what? 284 00:14:58,459 --> 00:15:00,334 What turn the fucking TV on? 285 00:15:01,876 --> 00:15:02,751 Son! 286 00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:05,584 I'm just messing around with you, calm down. 287 00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:08,376 Let's sit and relax. 288 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:13,334 Let's talk this through. 289 00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:15,126 Said one more word about selling the house. 290 00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:17,167 I'm not even give you pocket money. 291 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,542 Mon, what now? 292 00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:21,417 Black! 293 00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:23,292 I like you, where you from? 294 00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:25,501 ATV. 295 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,667 You are too good for ATV. 296 00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:39,876 ANDY LAU! 297 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:46,834 Why my mom is fat, 298 00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:49,501 my boss is bastard? 299 00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:52,959 Why my girlfriend is not Fala Chen? 300 00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:55,334 Boring, I know you. 301 00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:58,042 You've been celibate since Bo is sick. 302 00:15:58,209 --> 00:15:59,626 Look at your hair. 303 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,001 We are bro! 304 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,001 I'll hook you up. 305 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:03,959 No. 306 00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:04,876 Really? 307 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:05,709 Happy look. 308 00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:06,709 Really? 309 00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:08,334 The redhead on the right. 310 00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:13,501 Man, you are hard core 311 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:17,417 Boring! 312 00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:19,917 I'll do this. 313 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:21,709 And then you come over. 314 00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:24,209 Hi! 315 00:16:24,376 --> 00:16:25,751 I feel the party is a bit quiet here. 316 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,876 Why don't you ladies come join us? 317 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,084 No. 318 00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:30,542 Don't answer too quickly, 319 00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,709 give it a second thought. 320 00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:33,834 No. 321 00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:36,292 No, then I will stay here. 322 00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:38,376 I'm good in magic trick. 323 00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:39,709 Let me show you one. 324 00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:40,876 Can I borrow a 100 dollar bill? 325 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:41,709 No. 326 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,709 But I do. 327 00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:45,876 Watch this! 328 00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:48,167 Here is comes. 329 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:53,626 Amazing! 330 00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:54,917 Told you. 331 00:16:55,084 --> 00:16:56,959 My turn my turn my turn... 332 00:16:57,126 --> 00:16:59,751 Wow, you all want to turn 500 into 1000? 333 00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,084 Greedy... 334 00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:03,251 You first. 335 00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:06,292 You hand, one hand will do. 336 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,209 I shall begin. 337 00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:19,209 Are you kidding me? 338 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,376 A zero missing, accident. 339 00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:26,334 One more time, this time should work. 340 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:27,792 Again... 341 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,459 Are you messing with me? 342 00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,376 You friend is disturbing me, Again. 343 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,792 That's enough, dad!! 344 00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:39,792 What's the problem? 345 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,834 This guy is tricking our money. 346 00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:44,459 What are you talking about, it worked! 347 00:17:44,626 --> 00:17:47,126 Are you a bit too old to fool little girls? 348 00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:49,042 You want to get beat up? 349 00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:50,709 Sorry uncle, mistake. 350 00:17:50,876 --> 00:17:51,792 How about wrestling? 351 00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:54,542 Are you done, I told you to stop! 352 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:56,251 What you doing? 353 00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:57,626 That's enough! 354 00:17:57,792 --> 00:17:59,459 Hey, I told you! 355 00:18:02,376 --> 00:18:03,459 Hello traffic light! 356 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,501 Who told you to come over? 357 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,292 Why there is another light. 358 00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,501 I was showing them a magic trick. 359 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:09,792 But it failed. 360 00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:14,626 You boy is taking advantage of my daughter. 361 00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:16,584 We are not that close. 362 00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:17,501 Hi! 363 00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:18,084 Bye! 364 00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:18,709 Boring! 365 00:18:18,876 --> 00:18:20,334 Hey stop! 366 00:18:20,501 --> 00:18:21,209 Boring! 367 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,292 I did this for you! 368 00:18:23,459 --> 00:18:25,542 But now you are causing a problem. 369 00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,084 Help me! 370 00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:36,667 Lady he's my friend. 371 00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:38,334 Would you let him go? 372 00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:39,667 Alright! 373 00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,251 You seem like a decent man. 374 00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:45,792 But gimme back my daughter's money. 375 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,584 Ok, let me do the trick. 376 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,084 Do it right this time! 377 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:54,376 Or your friend will suffer. 378 00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:01,667 Boring, trust me,okay? 379 00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:24,209 You are really taking advantage. 380 00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:07,959 Go on! French kiss coming. 381 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,251 Help! 382 00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:14,542 Again. 383 00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:26,792 Sorry, tongue cant twist! 384 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,459 Don't lie to me, you just did. 385 00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:46,626 Hi! 386 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:49,459 You think I will forgive you by tiding up the house? 387 00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:50,834 I forgive you! 388 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,126 Aren't you twisted your leg? 389 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:57,126 I felt better, so you remember? 390 00:20:57,292 --> 00:20:58,751 You went to the doctor today? 391 00:20:59,001 --> 00:20:59,376 I'm tellin you. 392 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,751 The doctor is fantastic. 393 00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,584 Pecializing in Cancer. 394 00:21:03,751 --> 00:21:06,834 I told you, your cancer is recovered! 395 00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:08,959 About that, you never know. 396 00:21:09,126 --> 00:21:10,501 It might come back! 397 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:13,417 And this doctor has an exclusive treatment. 398 00:21:13,584 --> 00:21:14,001 What? 399 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,084 Drinking urine. 400 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,667 You should stay away from him, now listen to me! 401 00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:20,584 I have such a bad day. 402 00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:21,834 I prepared proposal. 403 00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:24,084 It can increase my selling record for this half year, but, 404 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:25,042 What you doing? 405 00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:26,167 Injecting insulin. 406 00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:26,959 Why? 407 00:21:27,126 --> 00:21:29,834 I think I have diabetes. 408 00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:32,709 I peed a lot today. 409 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:35,001 Everybody pee!! 410 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:36,667 Listen... 411 00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:39,001 Do you know mom want to sell the house? 412 00:21:39,209 --> 00:21:41,959 And she hired the best actor from ATV, 413 00:21:42,209 --> 00:21:43,542 Why are you eating candy this moment of the night? 414 00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:44,709 These are pills. 415 00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:45,584 Is that a bit too many? 416 00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:47,876 I'm so sick. 417 00:21:48,042 --> 00:21:50,209 Even the pill case has become a jewelry box. 418 00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:55,917 Listen to me... 419 00:21:56,209 --> 00:21:59,126 Andy Lau ask me to go bbq with him, which is fine. 420 00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:00,501 But now look at my lip; 421 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,042 You know why my lips look like this, because, 422 00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:04,042 What now? 423 00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:06,501 Boring, you listen to me, 424 00:22:07,334 --> 00:22:09,542 Read this 425 00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:11,001 after I left. 426 00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:11,709 To where? 427 00:22:11,876 --> 00:22:12,709 I donno. 428 00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:14,376 But once I arrived, 429 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,251 You will dream about me. 430 00:22:20,876 --> 00:22:22,084 People only write 1 will, 431 00:22:22,251 --> 00:22:23,917 but you have written 20. 432 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:25,542 YOU ARE NOT DYING! 433 00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:27,751 Why are you playing ill? 434 00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:28,626 You don't want to go to work right? 435 00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:29,959 Wanna call sickie for your whole life? 436 00:22:30,126 --> 00:22:31,501 You are lazy. 437 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:32,376 Do you have your dinner? 438 00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:33,042 no! 439 00:22:33,209 --> 00:22:34,126 I made soup. 440 00:22:34,876 --> 00:22:37,126 Black chicken soup, good for sex, 441 00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:39,084 and good for hair grown. 442 00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:46,459 This is yummy. 443 00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,709 The doctor gave me the recipe. 444 00:22:48,876 --> 00:22:50,042 No matter what soup, 445 00:22:50,209 --> 00:22:52,292 You have to add few drop of urine. 446 00:22:52,459 --> 00:22:53,667 And now it is. 447 00:22:53,834 --> 00:22:54,376 Urine? 448 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:57,126 Why you spilling it out, such a waste! 449 00:22:58,001 --> 00:22:59,209 You are drinking urine!! 450 00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:10,292 Have you ever thinking to delete the person you don't like? 451 00:23:10,459 --> 00:23:10,876 Share this to a friend. 452 00:23:11,042 --> 00:23:12,292 Wish you dram comes true. 453 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,626 Today is my birthday. 454 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:17,084 Can I at least get a "happy birthday"? 455 00:23:19,376 --> 00:23:23,126 Boring. 456 00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:26,751 Why are you so late, boss is looking for you. 457 00:23:26,917 --> 00:23:28,876 Boss been looking for me? Why? 458 00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:30,001 I don't know. 459 00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:32,334 He wants to meet you on the roof. 460 00:23:32,501 --> 00:23:35,459 And, when he was mentioning you today, 461 00:23:35,626 --> 00:23:40,084 he have this evil smile. 462 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:41,792 Creepy? 463 00:23:41,959 --> 00:23:42,667 Yes! 464 00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:52,167 Boring, come here. 465 00:23:53,876 --> 00:23:57,334 We suspect is boss a pedophile. 466 00:23:57,501 --> 00:23:59,417 Is he having a crush on you? 467 00:24:00,792 --> 00:24:03,167 Look at me, do I look like a child? 468 00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:17,001 Boring. 469 00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:18,376 Happy Birthday! 470 00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:20,709 What do you think of my body? 471 00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:23,209 Fit! fit! 472 00:24:23,376 --> 00:24:24,834 Let me tell you a secret. 473 00:24:25,584 --> 00:24:30,709 I've never use Viagra even now. 474 00:24:30,876 --> 00:24:32,292 wow! 475 00:24:32,876 --> 00:24:34,376 Do you know what I have for breakfast every day? 476 00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:35,834 Cereal? 477 00:24:36,584 --> 00:24:39,167 I swallow a dozen of oysters! 478 00:24:39,334 --> 00:24:42,542 They are good for men. 479 00:24:42,876 --> 00:24:46,084 This is your birthday treat, swallow this. 480 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:48,209 This is the fattest. 481 00:24:48,376 --> 00:24:52,001 Don't bite, swallow. 482 00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:16,334 Do you know what I have before I got to bed? 483 00:25:16,501 --> 00:25:17,501 no! 484 00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:24,167 Tiger penis soup, it's awesome. 485 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:28,167 Is it a bit over the top. 486 00:25:28,334 --> 00:25:31,959 It's been cooking for 24 hours. 487 00:25:32,126 --> 00:25:34,251 Look at this, try it! 488 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:42,917 It is good. 489 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,834 Now there is no turning back. 490 00:25:46,001 --> 00:25:48,376 What do you mean? 491 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:53,292 From now on, I hope you have a new life. 492 00:25:53,584 --> 00:25:55,584 What new life? 493 00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:58,709 Happy birthday! 494 00:26:00,334 --> 00:26:01,626 Thank you! 495 00:26:03,876 --> 00:26:06,459 I hope it's not a love letter. 496 00:26:12,209 --> 00:26:13,959 Fire letter? 497 00:26:14,751 --> 00:26:15,917 Boring. 498 00:26:16,084 --> 00:26:18,876 This is your last supper. 499 00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:22,084 I hope you enjoy it and happy birthday. 500 00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:25,709 Why you firing me? 501 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,126 So Boring. 502 00:26:27,292 --> 00:26:30,334 You are the worst employee in this company. 503 00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:32,001 A man with no credibility. 504 00:26:32,167 --> 00:26:34,167 I'm credible, I don't lie. 505 00:26:34,334 --> 00:26:35,626 You don't lie? 506 00:26:35,792 --> 00:26:37,126 But you can use Maken's 507 00:26:37,292 --> 00:26:39,042 as Mak Man to fool me. 508 00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:40,126 And you accuse your co-worker 509 00:26:40,292 --> 00:26:44,417 to steal your presentation. 510 00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:46,167 That is serious. 511 00:26:46,334 --> 00:26:47,626 You might end up some psycho 512 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:50,001 shooting people around. 513 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:53,626 Don't fire me. 514 00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:55,751 Give me a chance. 515 00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,667 Sorry boss! 516 00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:15,126 Boss... 517 00:27:20,084 --> 00:27:21,001 No way! 518 00:27:21,209 --> 00:27:23,959 Bastard boss die like bastard. 519 00:27:24,126 --> 00:27:25,709 Fuck me! 520 00:27:27,084 --> 00:27:29,376 I killed him? 521 00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:55,834 Have you ever thinking to delete the person you don't like? 522 00:27:56,001 --> 00:27:56,417 Share this to a friend. 523 00:27:56,584 --> 00:27:57,667 Wish you dram comes true. 524 00:27:58,501 --> 00:28:01,251 If I have a choice, 525 00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:04,417 I rather delete you than kill you. 526 00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:08,709 I just want a nice boss. 527 00:28:19,334 --> 00:28:22,126 No way, this shit phone. 528 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,084 Where is my passport? 529 00:28:32,251 --> 00:28:34,917 Happy birthday to you. 530 00:28:35,084 --> 00:28:38,042 Happy birthday to you. 531 00:28:38,209 --> 00:28:41,251 Happy bday to Boring. 532 00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:45,042 Happy bday to you. 533 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,167 Who's birthday? 534 00:28:50,334 --> 00:28:52,167 You! 535 00:28:52,334 --> 00:28:55,876 This is a surprise from us. 536 00:28:56,751 --> 00:28:58,501 Oh yes, my birthday! 537 00:28:58,667 --> 00:28:59,876 Let's cut the cake, and I should go. 538 00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:01,751 Where are you going? 539 00:29:03,084 --> 00:29:05,667 Bo, I don't even know. 540 00:29:06,542 --> 00:29:09,667 Remember, take care of yourself. 541 00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:11,917 You going on a trip, you didn't told me? 542 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,834 When are you coming back? 543 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:16,126 I donno. 544 00:29:16,292 --> 00:29:18,417 Maybe wait until this all blows away. 545 00:29:18,667 --> 00:29:20,876 What blows away? 546 00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:22,084 Winds or? 547 00:29:22,251 --> 00:29:23,626 Clouds? 548 00:29:23,792 --> 00:29:25,042 Boring. 549 00:29:25,209 --> 00:29:28,292 Were you having meeting with boss just now? 550 00:29:28,459 --> 00:29:30,417 No! I didn't! 551 00:29:30,584 --> 00:29:31,792 So Boring! 552 00:29:31,959 --> 00:29:33,167 Are you doing some 553 00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:36,001 dirty business with boss? 554 00:29:36,626 --> 00:29:38,584 NO! 555 00:29:38,959 --> 00:29:41,751 Boring, I've been looking for you. 556 00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:44,126 How come the police arrived so quickly? 557 00:29:44,501 --> 00:29:47,417 So Boring! 558 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:50,167 Boss, kiss me. 559 00:29:50,334 --> 00:29:51,251 Kiss me too! 560 00:29:51,459 --> 00:29:51,917 I miss you so much. 561 00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:53,917 Why don't you pick up my call? 562 00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:54,459 I didn't? 563 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,001 You stood me up yesterday. 564 00:29:57,167 --> 00:29:59,792 Okay, shopping... 565 00:29:59,959 --> 00:30:01,084 Who needs money? 566 00:30:01,251 --> 00:30:02,834 Me... .me... 567 00:30:03,001 --> 00:30:05,251 Now the police are poplar, 568 00:30:06,459 --> 00:30:07,834 Take are you all! 569 00:30:08,334 --> 00:30:10,251 Where you going? 570 00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,376 I'm turn myself in. 571 00:30:13,084 --> 00:30:14,376 What police? 572 00:30:14,542 --> 00:30:16,834 He is our boss! 573 00:30:17,084 --> 00:30:19,542 He is not our boss, he is foreigner! 574 00:30:19,709 --> 00:30:22,334 Our boss always been a foreigner. 575 00:30:22,501 --> 00:30:24,167 Boring, are you ok? 576 00:30:24,334 --> 00:30:26,917 Boring, he really is your boss. 577 00:30:27,084 --> 00:30:28,334 And I'm sure! 578 00:30:28,501 --> 00:30:30,834 He is really a foreigner. 579 00:30:31,751 --> 00:30:36,292 Stop messing with me, I'm turning myself in. 580 00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:37,376 So Boring! 581 00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:39,126 What are you playing, can I join? 582 00:30:39,292 --> 00:30:40,501 Play with me. 583 00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:45,959 Happy birthday! 584 00:30:46,126 --> 00:30:47,917 You seem happy. 585 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:49,542 What are you playing? 586 00:30:49,709 --> 00:30:52,251 Let's talk in the park lot. 587 00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:54,834 Look! 588 00:30:55,917 --> 00:30:56,959 Wow!Happy birthday! 589 00:30:57,126 --> 00:31:00,126 Do you like this present? 590 00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:03,126 Open it! 591 00:31:03,376 --> 00:31:04,959 Open it! 592 00:31:11,959 --> 00:31:14,834 I don't have driving license. 593 00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:17,584 Don't worry, just enjoy looking. 594 00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:20,584 Hey, go to my trunk and give 595 00:31:20,751 --> 00:31:22,917 Boring a couple of million. 596 00:31:23,126 --> 00:31:24,042 Let him buys his own gift. 597 00:31:24,209 --> 00:31:25,209 Roger boss. 598 00:31:25,376 --> 00:31:26,709 No... 599 00:31:31,167 --> 00:31:31,834 What? 600 00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:33,251 I don't want money. 601 00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:34,084 Millions! 602 00:31:34,251 --> 00:31:35,501 Let's go back to cut cake. 603 00:31:37,001 --> 00:31:38,417 You don't it, I want it. 604 00:31:39,251 --> 00:31:40,959 You don't have a key! 605 00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:54,834 Money, play boy mag, your choice. 606 00:31:55,001 --> 00:31:56,292 I announce. 607 00:31:56,459 --> 00:31:59,126 Today is day-off, let's go party! 608 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:03,834 Yeah... 609 00:32:07,709 --> 00:32:09,167 Where are you taking us to? 610 00:32:09,501 --> 00:32:10,501 What do you think? 611 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,167 Up to you. 612 00:32:12,459 --> 00:32:13,209 I prefer... 613 00:32:13,376 --> 00:32:15,042 Why everyone said he is Ma? 614 00:32:15,209 --> 00:32:17,126 Where is the Ma I killed? 615 00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:26,667 Everybody listen up,Let's start it! 616 00:32:29,876 --> 00:32:31,084 What's going on? 617 00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:32,417 Happy! 618 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:33,001 Happy. 619 00:32:33,167 --> 00:32:37,084 Boring, you must be dreaming! 620 00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:41,167 Wake up, wake up! 621 00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:44,667 Why are you so quiet? 622 00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:46,709 Let's go scuba diving! 623 00:32:46,876 --> 00:32:49,834 Look at them. 624 00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:52,667 No, I'm not too close to them. 625 00:32:53,209 --> 00:32:54,917 Especially Ma. 626 00:32:55,084 --> 00:32:59,042 Really, we come here every week. 627 00:32:59,209 --> 00:33:00,959 Every week? 628 00:33:01,126 --> 00:33:04,001 Yes, I think you are so lucky. 629 00:33:04,167 --> 00:33:05,834 Having such a good boss. 630 00:33:06,001 --> 00:33:06,959 I don't know why 631 00:33:07,126 --> 00:33:09,417 he likes here so much. 632 00:33:09,584 --> 00:33:11,542 I'm happy for you Boring. 633 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,709 What the matter?You are acting weird. 634 00:33:18,876 --> 00:33:20,417 Come on! 635 00:33:20,584 --> 00:33:23,376 It's your birthday, smile! 636 00:33:24,542 --> 00:33:26,167 Whatever bothers you 637 00:33:26,334 --> 00:33:28,001 Just delete it. 638 00:33:28,209 --> 00:33:30,251 Tomorrow will be a better day. 639 00:33:30,417 --> 00:33:32,626 Easy for you to say. 640 00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:35,584 What did you say? 641 00:33:36,084 --> 00:33:37,334 Tomorrow will be a better day. 642 00:33:37,501 --> 00:33:38,709 The one before that. 643 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:42,584 It's your birthday, smile! 644 00:33:42,751 --> 00:33:43,292 The whole sentence. 645 00:33:43,459 --> 00:33:44,709 The whole sentence? 646 00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:47,959 Boring, it's okay. 647 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:50,917 It's your birthday, smile! 648 00:33:51,501 --> 00:33:52,959 Whatever bothers you, 649 00:33:53,126 --> 00:33:54,917 Just delete it. 650 00:33:55,126 --> 00:33:58,292 Tomorrow will be a better day. 651 00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:00,917 Have you ever thinking to delete the person you don't like? 652 00:34:01,084 --> 00:34:01,459 Share this to a friend. 653 00:34:01,626 --> 00:34:02,209 Wish you dram comes true. 654 00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:05,292 I just want a nice boss. 655 00:34:07,917 --> 00:34:10,126 Delete? 656 00:34:10,584 --> 00:34:11,917 Boring. 657 00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:13,584 Boss ask you to join them for buffet. 658 00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:15,751 Come on, I'm hungry. 659 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:17,292 I'm busy, scram. 660 00:34:18,459 --> 00:34:20,751 Boss said it's you birthday. 661 00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:21,959 If you don't go, 662 00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:23,584 Everybody starve. 663 00:34:23,751 --> 00:34:25,667 I said I'm busy. 664 00:34:25,834 --> 00:34:29,792 Come on, I'm hungry. 665 00:34:29,959 --> 00:34:30,959 Right! 666 00:34:31,126 --> 00:34:33,751 If you becoming a lean pretty girl I will go. 667 00:34:37,667 --> 00:34:40,376 Boring, can you go now? 668 00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:42,626 I'm hungry. 669 00:34:42,792 --> 00:34:43,417 You... 670 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:45,417 Why are you talking like this? 671 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:46,417 You are so hot! 672 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,459 Stop kidding. 673 00:34:48,626 --> 00:34:51,417 I've been hot for a long time. 674 00:34:52,667 --> 00:34:53,334 Why are you a stammer? 675 00:34:53,501 --> 00:34:55,584 God is fair. 676 00:34:55,751 --> 00:34:57,876 So here I am... 677 00:34:58,042 --> 00:34:59,167 Boring. 678 00:34:59,334 --> 00:35:02,209 Stop talking and let's go! 679 00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:12,667 Turn, turn, turn... 680 00:35:23,376 --> 00:35:25,501 Boring, you want to play? 681 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:29,001 Play what, how about work? 682 00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:31,084 What it's legal. 683 00:35:31,251 --> 00:35:32,459 Written on the memo. 684 00:35:32,626 --> 00:35:33,876 What memo? 685 00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:36,667 Where is the memo? 686 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:40,209 The memo is here, look at you. 687 00:35:40,376 --> 00:35:42,584 Memo, look... 688 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,959 Who wrote this? 689 00:35:46,126 --> 00:35:47,459 Me! 690 00:35:48,334 --> 00:35:49,501 Boss! 691 00:35:49,709 --> 00:35:51,959 Everybody acting like this, who is going work? 692 00:35:52,376 --> 00:35:53,501 I don't see the problem. 693 00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:54,042 What? 694 00:35:54,209 --> 00:35:56,042 Business it great. 695 00:35:56,209 --> 00:35:57,917 Everybody should relax. 696 00:35:58,084 --> 00:36:01,626 I decided one day off 697 00:36:01,834 --> 00:36:05,376 change to 7 days off a week. 698 00:36:06,876 --> 00:36:07,959 Agree? 699 00:36:08,126 --> 00:36:09,292 Yeah! 700 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,667 Boss, which day is working day? 701 00:36:11,834 --> 00:36:12,876 Next year. 702 00:36:13,042 --> 00:36:13,709 Yeah! 703 00:36:13,876 --> 00:36:15,584 No way! 704 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:18,917 Everybody surprise? 705 00:36:19,084 --> 00:36:20,751 You got pay even without working. 706 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:21,751 Is that amazing? 707 00:36:21,917 --> 00:36:24,459 Yeah! 708 00:36:24,626 --> 00:36:25,792 This is wrong. 709 00:36:25,959 --> 00:36:27,459 I'm too busy to talk, 710 00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:28,792 wait until I come back. 711 00:36:28,959 --> 00:36:29,584 Where are you going this time? 712 00:36:29,751 --> 00:36:33,876 Massage, wanna coming? 713 00:36:34,042 --> 00:36:35,459 Not with the helicopter. 714 00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:37,876 Boss, take me! 715 00:36:38,042 --> 00:36:39,001 You like massage? 716 00:36:39,167 --> 00:36:41,084 Yes, let me massage you. 717 00:36:41,376 --> 00:36:42,417 I tried, she is good. 718 00:36:42,584 --> 00:36:44,209 Great, bye! 719 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:44,751 Bye! 720 00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:47,876 Boss, but who is in charge? 721 00:36:48,042 --> 00:36:50,417 You, you can use my office. 722 00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:52,084 You are the boss now! 723 00:36:53,084 --> 00:36:55,542 Remember fasten your seatbelt on the helicopter! 724 00:36:55,709 --> 00:36:57,126 I got condom. 725 00:36:57,292 --> 00:36:59,751 Yeah... 726 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:02,292 Let's go! 727 00:37:14,084 --> 00:37:15,459 Hey, Bo! 728 00:37:15,626 --> 00:37:17,709 Free for a movie? 729 00:37:17,876 --> 00:37:20,126 No, are you free. 730 00:37:20,292 --> 00:37:24,167 I'm, because I'm the boss. 731 00:37:24,334 --> 00:37:25,626 I'm not. 732 00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:27,334 Why? 733 00:37:27,501 --> 00:37:29,292 Don't yell at me if I tell you. 734 00:37:29,459 --> 00:37:30,292 Tell me! 735 00:37:30,459 --> 00:37:32,126 I'm partnering... 736 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:32,959 Where? 737 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:34,584 Dai-On. 738 00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:49,001 A man a man of my word. 739 00:37:49,209 --> 00:37:50,709 If your daughter willing to marry my son, 740 00:37:50,876 --> 00:37:52,167 Money is not an issue, name your price. 741 00:37:52,626 --> 00:37:55,334 Dad, don't. 742 00:37:55,501 --> 00:37:56,917 Mr Wen is here in present, 743 00:37:57,084 --> 00:38:00,709 Just wait and see the offer he makes. 744 00:38:00,876 --> 00:38:03,542 10 Millions RMB. 745 00:38:04,334 --> 00:38:05,876 Exclude jewellery, banquet, 746 00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:09,001 Worldwide honey moon, is that enough? 747 00:38:09,167 --> 00:38:12,167 Wow, you value my daughter highly. 748 00:38:12,334 --> 00:38:14,209 Honestly, if you ask me, 749 00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:16,501 I don't think she worth it. 750 00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:17,709 I don't deserve that. 751 00:38:17,876 --> 00:38:19,834 But my son wants it, nothing I can do. 752 00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:20,667 Dad 753 00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:24,376 Bo, I know I can calculate our love with money. 754 00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:27,042 But I have a fact that money can't change. 755 00:38:27,209 --> 00:38:29,709 I you don't think I use money to insult you. 756 00:38:30,084 --> 00:38:33,876 Don't be silly I enjoy this type of insult. 757 00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:35,709 If you give use money, 758 00:38:35,876 --> 00:38:37,209 Not only insult me, 759 00:38:37,376 --> 00:38:38,751 You can ever rape me. 760 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,292 Dad, mom. 761 00:38:40,459 --> 00:38:41,917 Sister's husband is back. 762 00:38:42,084 --> 00:38:43,042 Boring. 763 00:38:43,209 --> 00:38:44,542 This douche is your son in law? 764 00:38:44,709 --> 00:38:45,542 You'd better explained. 765 00:38:45,709 --> 00:38:48,667 BO, tell they. 766 00:38:48,834 --> 00:38:50,209 Just give me one moment. 767 00:38:50,584 --> 00:38:51,542 What is this? 768 00:38:51,709 --> 00:38:52,334 Period drama? 769 00:38:52,501 --> 00:38:52,709 No. 770 00:38:52,876 --> 00:38:53,417 Guys and Dolls? 771 00:38:53,584 --> 00:38:54,042 No. 772 00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:55,792 What is this then? 773 00:38:57,751 --> 00:38:59,084 Once upon a time in Chawchow? 774 00:38:59,251 --> 00:39:01,709 It's from ATV. 775 00:39:02,501 --> 00:39:04,501 What is all this? 776 00:39:04,751 --> 00:39:06,959 Boring listen to me. 777 00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:08,917 Out there, the young man dress like 778 00:39:09,084 --> 00:39:10,792 from 70s is Wan Dafack. 779 00:39:11,126 --> 00:39:13,626 We are playmate since a kid. 780 00:39:13,792 --> 00:39:14,292 What? 781 00:39:14,459 --> 00:39:14,792 Nothing. 782 00:39:14,959 --> 00:39:15,584 Oh 783 00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:17,001 Then he moved to England, 784 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:19,917 It's been 20 years now, he still in love with me. 785 00:39:20,084 --> 00:39:22,292 And now he is proposing with his father. 786 00:39:22,834 --> 00:39:24,126 What about your sister, 787 00:39:24,292 --> 00:39:26,209 why she call me your husband? 788 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:29,292 You know my parents are so greedy. 789 00:39:29,459 --> 00:39:30,584 Now they know WTF is loaded, 790 00:39:30,751 --> 00:39:33,792 They have to hurry up to sell theirs daughter. 791 00:39:33,959 --> 00:39:36,792 I want them to give up the idea, so I told them, 792 00:39:38,584 --> 00:39:41,251 We got married last month. 793 00:39:41,584 --> 00:39:44,292 I don't think they will buy it. 794 00:39:44,459 --> 00:39:46,292 They won't, but, 795 00:39:48,626 --> 00:39:51,626 With this picture, they will. 796 00:39:51,959 --> 00:39:53,334 It takes me whole evening to come out with this. 797 00:39:53,501 --> 00:39:56,209 It takes me whole evening to come out with this. 798 00:39:56,376 --> 00:39:57,834 You see the Eiffel Tower? 799 00:39:58,167 --> 00:39:59,917 Why I am taller than you? 800 00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:02,001 Do you want me to marry him? 801 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,126 Of course not, why you even ask? 802 00:40:04,292 --> 00:40:05,959 Ok, so go out and help me finish the whole play. 803 00:40:06,126 --> 00:40:06,834 Alright. 804 00:40:12,542 --> 00:40:15,209 F. look at your, why don't you take off your jacket. 805 00:40:16,126 --> 00:40:17,959 We are eating hot pot 806 00:40:18,126 --> 00:40:19,626 not fine dinning. 807 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,334 Pretentious, I hate the most. 808 00:40:21,501 --> 00:40:24,959 I'm afraid I will sacred you if I take my jacket off. 809 00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:28,334 OMG, I'm terrified~~~~ 810 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:34,959 "Bo will always by your side!" 811 00:40:35,126 --> 00:40:35,834 "Bo will miss you forever!" 812 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:38,376 What you doing this? 813 00:40:38,542 --> 00:40:40,126 All this time in England, 814 00:40:40,292 --> 00:40:41,834 I miss you everyday. 815 00:40:42,001 --> 00:40:44,834 When I missing you, I tattooed myself. 816 00:40:45,001 --> 00:40:47,959 I will think of you when I look at the tattoo. 817 00:40:49,251 --> 00:40:52,917 My son has sacrificed so much, what about you? 818 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:03,751 How about simplified Chinese? 819 00:41:05,251 --> 00:41:06,792 You think I'm stupid? 820 00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:09,042 I don't want an imperfect tattoo. 821 00:41:09,209 --> 00:41:10,709 I want it from the best tattoo artist. 822 00:41:10,876 --> 00:41:12,584 You know Gabe from TST? 823 00:41:13,834 --> 00:41:16,501 Hey Gabe, are you free for getting me a tattoo? 824 00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:18,042 What? You are tattooing Beckham? 825 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,251 Never mind, I'll make an appointment the other day. 826 00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:20,292 What? Next year? 827 00:41:20,459 --> 00:41:22,709 It is ok, I follow after Cheung Ka Fai. 828 00:41:23,334 --> 00:41:25,626 You gonna fall in my trap. 829 00:41:28,626 --> 00:41:30,626 Bo, do you remember? 830 00:41:31,042 --> 00:41:32,334 Before I leave to England, 831 00:41:32,501 --> 00:41:34,126 You bought me a Popsicle. 832 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:36,042 Red bean favour. 833 00:41:36,334 --> 00:41:39,626 I promised you I will marry you! 834 00:41:39,834 --> 00:41:41,876 Why don't you wait for me? 835 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:44,292 I... 836 00:41:44,459 --> 00:41:45,709 It doesn't matter. 837 00:41:49,626 --> 00:41:50,751 Give me another chance. 838 00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:52,417 Let me take care for you for the rest of your life! 839 00:41:52,709 --> 00:41:53,584 BO! 840 00:41:53,751 --> 00:41:56,584 If you don't say yes, I won't stand up. 841 00:41:57,167 --> 00:41:58,334 Would you marry me? 842 00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:01,251 How can you be so cruel to let me knee? 843 00:42:01,626 --> 00:42:02,792 Fack! 844 00:42:03,584 --> 00:42:04,917 Bo! 845 00:42:05,334 --> 00:42:06,251 Fack!Fack! 846 00:42:06,417 --> 00:42:07,167 Bobo! 847 00:42:07,334 --> 00:42:07,751 Fack!Fack! 848 00:42:07,917 --> 00:42:08,917 Bobo! 849 00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:14,459 Bo! 850 00:42:15,584 --> 00:42:18,876 Sorry! 851 00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:26,917 I d... .d 852 00:42:29,751 --> 00:42:33,459 Turn into somebody Bo would never marry to. 853 00:42:34,792 --> 00:42:35,542 Bo! 854 00:42:35,751 --> 00:42:36,792 If you don't say yes, 855 00:42:36,959 --> 00:42:38,667 I won't stand up. 856 00:42:38,834 --> 00:42:40,209 But this is so tired. 857 00:42:40,376 --> 00:42:43,292 Fack, we are impossible. 858 00:42:43,459 --> 00:42:45,834 It's not true, I'm so handsome. 859 00:42:46,001 --> 00:42:47,209 Of course! 860 00:42:47,376 --> 00:42:50,792 But it's boring I like the most. 861 00:42:51,792 --> 00:42:52,626 Bo! 862 00:42:52,792 --> 00:42:54,501 I support you, marry him. 863 00:42:54,792 --> 00:42:56,084 I have nothing to 864 00:42:56,251 --> 00:42:57,959 compares with him. 865 00:42:58,126 --> 00:43:00,042 See, he knows the true. 866 00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:01,792 He is not as handsome as me. 867 00:43:01,959 --> 00:43:03,126 Marry me, Bo! 868 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:04,501 Marry me, I really like you! 869 00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:06,334 Go take your boy to get a haircut. 870 00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,292 It's disgusting. 871 00:43:08,459 --> 00:43:09,167 Yes! 872 00:43:09,959 --> 00:43:11,417 Let's go! 873 00:43:11,584 --> 00:43:14,001 I will arrange you another partnering. 874 00:43:14,209 --> 00:43:16,334 Daddy, I'm not finish, Bo, I really love you. 875 00:43:16,501 --> 00:43:17,209 I love you, I love you... 876 00:43:17,376 --> 00:43:19,917 Alright, I'll introduce you angelababy. 877 00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:22,251 Daddy, I want Fan Bingbing. 878 00:43:22,626 --> 00:43:25,042 Dame you, not a chance! She's mine! 879 00:43:25,209 --> 00:43:26,167 Go! 880 00:43:26,334 --> 00:43:27,167 I love you... 881 00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:31,209 Boring, you are the best! 882 00:43:31,751 --> 00:43:33,251 Now you know I'm awesome. 883 00:43:33,417 --> 00:43:34,834 I know. 884 00:43:40,792 --> 00:43:42,001 Place you bet! 885 00:43:42,167 --> 00:43:44,292 Bet more and get more. 886 00:43:45,001 --> 00:43:46,001 What are you doing? 887 00:43:46,167 --> 00:43:47,626 What? 888 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:51,084 Draw! Winner takes it all. 889 00:43:51,251 --> 00:43:54,167 You are gambling in your own house? 890 00:43:54,376 --> 00:43:57,167 You don't want your sister to gamble outside, 891 00:43:57,334 --> 00:43:59,834 So I let her to set up one in the house. 892 00:44:00,001 --> 00:44:02,542 Her place her rule. 893 00:44:02,834 --> 00:44:04,709 See how smart I am this time, 894 00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:06,709 we even get bonus. 895 00:44:06,876 --> 00:44:09,167 Look! 896 00:44:09,334 --> 00:44:10,792 Bro, can you keep an eye on the Baccarat, 897 00:44:10,959 --> 00:44:11,584 needs help. 898 00:44:11,751 --> 00:44:12,876 Are you both nuts! 899 00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:14,584 What will the neighbour think! 900 00:44:14,751 --> 00:44:16,542 You will go to jail for this. 901 00:44:16,959 --> 00:44:19,251 You are short, and has no balls. 902 00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:20,209 Look at you sis. 903 00:44:20,376 --> 00:44:23,376 How smart she is, stop being a jerk. 904 00:44:23,542 --> 00:44:25,959 Stop dream, I want to eat! 905 00:44:26,126 --> 00:44:28,459 Since when I cooked for you? 906 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:29,959 What kind of mother are you? 907 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:31,876 So a mother must to cook for her son? 908 00:44:32,042 --> 00:44:34,417 From now on, MacDonald is your mother. 909 00:44:34,584 --> 00:44:36,292 You can have hamburger everyday. 910 00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:38,084 Oh, if you are going, 911 00:44:38,251 --> 00:44:39,417 bring me one. 912 00:44:39,584 --> 00:44:40,459 Place your bet! 913 00:44:40,626 --> 00:44:43,667 Save all your chi-chat until thanksgiving. 914 00:44:44,251 --> 00:44:45,626 Place your bet! 915 00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:49,667 I want you to cook for me! 916 00:44:49,959 --> 00:44:55,251 I don't cook today. 917 00:44:57,209 --> 00:44:58,251 Let me spin it for you! 918 00:45:05,251 --> 00:45:06,667 If you keep staying here, 919 00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:09,251 I will call the cop. 920 00:45:09,417 --> 00:45:15,626 Let's leave! 921 00:45:16,292 --> 00:45:17,209 Boring. 922 00:45:17,376 --> 00:45:19,626 Do you have to do this? 923 00:45:20,709 --> 00:45:23,459 Your son is crazy, time for me to go home. 924 00:45:23,626 --> 00:45:24,084 Let's leave. 925 00:45:24,251 --> 00:45:25,292 Time to work. 926 00:45:25,459 --> 00:45:25,959 Finish your bet! 927 00:45:26,126 --> 00:45:27,084 I'm late. 928 00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:44,792 Happy now? 929 00:45:45,292 --> 00:45:47,042 I want to eat! 930 00:45:47,626 --> 00:45:51,084 You disgust me in front of my friend. 931 00:45:51,251 --> 00:45:53,626 Happy now? 932 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:56,292 I want to eat! 933 00:45:56,459 --> 00:45:56,959 You want to play? 934 00:45:57,126 --> 00:46:01,376 I want to eat! 935 00:46:02,667 --> 00:46:04,126 Oh you want to eat? 936 00:46:04,417 --> 00:46:05,584 I WANT TO EAT! 937 00:46:05,751 --> 00:46:07,417 OK, I will call delivery. 938 00:46:07,584 --> 00:46:09,501 None of your business. 939 00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:12,542 Ok! 940 00:46:13,084 --> 00:46:15,751 I will cook. 941 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:33,917 Three dishes and rice, 942 00:46:34,084 --> 00:46:35,626 Your mother I cook this. 943 00:46:35,792 --> 00:46:38,917 I dare you to eat them all. 944 00:46:39,084 --> 00:46:41,917 If you can I'll cook everyday. 945 00:46:42,084 --> 00:46:44,042 Don't push me. 946 00:46:44,209 --> 00:46:45,917 You push me first! 947 00:46:46,292 --> 00:46:50,542 Morn is right, it's your fault. 948 00:46:53,501 --> 00:46:55,501 I want a mother to cook for me everyday! 949 00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:58,751 And a gentle well-behave sister. 950 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:19,501 Son, you are off early today? 951 00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:20,751 Had you eaten? 952 00:47:21,042 --> 00:47:21,751 No! 953 00:47:21,917 --> 00:47:25,001 That's good, I just finish cooking. 954 00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:34,876 We are having buffet? 955 00:47:35,042 --> 00:47:37,626 Not buffet, mom made these for you. 956 00:47:37,792 --> 00:47:40,376 Mom made these? 957 00:47:40,542 --> 00:47:44,584 Yes, but I don't feel well today so I made a bit less. 958 00:47:45,751 --> 00:47:47,917 Will you forgive your mother? 959 00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:51,084 Of course! 960 00:47:51,251 --> 00:47:55,167 Mom, I can finally taste your food! 961 00:47:56,167 --> 00:47:58,251 Mom, I love you! 962 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:00,917 I love you, too! 963 00:48:01,084 --> 00:48:04,542 It's so moving to see you hugging! 964 00:48:04,917 --> 00:48:08,167 I am so glad to have such sister. 965 00:48:09,959 --> 00:48:13,209 Home sweet home! 966 00:49:39,792 --> 00:49:42,126 You bought a motorbike, where did you park it? 967 00:49:42,417 --> 00:49:44,876 I failed the test 7 times, so what? 968 00:49:46,042 --> 00:49:47,792 Do I look like Andy Lau? 969 00:49:47,959 --> 00:49:50,792 Better than Andy Lau. 970 00:49:52,334 --> 00:49:54,042 Let's go in! 971 00:49:55,542 --> 00:49:57,376 What, let's go! 972 00:49:57,542 --> 00:49:58,709 I rather not. 973 00:49:58,876 --> 00:49:59,542 Why? 974 00:49:59,709 --> 00:50:02,167 The reason I ask for you tonight, 975 00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:03,542 Is to do me a favour. 976 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:04,584 Money is off the table. 977 00:50:04,751 --> 00:50:05,251 Not that! 978 00:50:05,417 --> 00:50:05,917 Then what? 979 00:50:06,084 --> 00:50:07,334 Chou-chou is in there. 980 00:50:07,501 --> 00:50:10,084 You mean Chou-chou the piggy for elementary school? 981 00:50:10,251 --> 00:50:12,876 You know I secretly in love with her since Grade One. 982 00:50:13,042 --> 00:50:14,334 If she is not moved to Canada, 983 00:50:14,501 --> 00:50:15,501 we should be a married couple by now! 984 00:50:15,667 --> 00:50:17,251 Andy Lau should marry Chou-chou. 985 00:50:17,417 --> 00:50:18,709 Then go! 986 00:50:18,876 --> 00:50:19,834 I can't! 987 00:50:20,001 --> 00:50:20,792 Why? 988 00:50:21,126 --> 00:50:24,459 "Warning!" 989 00:50:26,584 --> 00:50:29,167 Give this to her, I will wait for you here. 990 00:50:29,834 --> 00:50:32,084 What? Go! 991 00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:37,209 Hey... 992 00:50:50,626 --> 00:50:53,667 I can't believe there is a nice girl doing in a place like this. 993 00:50:54,001 --> 00:50:56,126 She is the best dice player around, 994 00:50:56,292 --> 00:50:57,167 can't believe you don't her. 995 00:50:57,459 --> 00:50:58,292 Is her name Chou-chou? 996 00:50:58,459 --> 00:50:59,959 I guess so. 997 00:51:01,001 --> 00:51:03,542 She surely changed a lot. 998 00:51:04,001 --> 00:51:05,792 Why she is surrounding by so many people? 999 00:51:05,959 --> 00:51:08,792 She set up this game for at least half year now. 1000 00:51:08,959 --> 00:51:10,126 If anyone can beat her, 1001 00:51:10,292 --> 00:51:12,667 She will go out a date with the winner. 1002 00:51:12,834 --> 00:51:14,209 Really? 1003 00:51:14,792 --> 00:51:15,834 Why don't you go? 1004 00:51:16,001 --> 00:51:17,626 I did. 1005 00:51:18,251 --> 00:51:19,709 Look! 1006 00:51:20,459 --> 00:51:23,167 I can't even finish my drink. 1007 00:51:25,542 --> 00:51:27,126 Because you suck. 1008 00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:28,626 Why don't you try, big shot! 1009 00:51:32,751 --> 00:51:34,167 The best dice player? 1010 00:51:34,417 --> 00:51:36,501 Terminal Cool-Mo. 1011 00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:39,334 I'm too cool for you, nice to meet you. 1012 00:51:39,584 --> 00:51:40,667 How do you like to play? 1013 00:51:40,876 --> 00:51:43,667 Liar dice? Lucy dice? 15 20? Rock scissor paper? 1014 00:51:45,751 --> 00:51:49,167 I feel lucky today, but I don't know how to lie. 1015 00:51:49,501 --> 00:51:53,334 I'm not very sure. 1016 00:51:53,626 --> 00:51:55,334 You are lying now. 1017 00:51:55,751 --> 00:51:56,459 Liar dice then? 1018 00:51:56,626 --> 00:51:57,501 Good! 1019 00:52:23,876 --> 00:52:26,042 3 laughs, 2 hearts! 1020 00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:28,209 Cheers! 1021 00:52:31,209 --> 00:52:32,209 3 sixes. 1022 00:52:32,501 --> 00:52:33,584 6 sixes. 1023 00:52:38,042 --> 00:52:39,959 Told you I don't know how to lie! 1024 00:52:40,209 --> 00:52:41,001 Laying dice? 1025 00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,542 Come again. 1026 00:52:42,876 --> 00:52:44,501 Give me a new one. 1027 00:52:45,459 --> 00:52:46,667 Yes boss! 1028 00:53:13,042 --> 00:53:14,084 Draw! 1029 00:53:19,542 --> 00:53:21,876 This is my number, call me for dinner. Thank you. 1030 00:53:26,251 --> 00:53:27,376 You're good! 1031 00:53:33,501 --> 00:53:34,209 Let's go. 1032 00:53:34,376 --> 00:53:35,501 Yes boss! 1033 00:53:38,084 --> 00:53:39,376 Wait for me. 1034 00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:48,542 After dinner, 1035 00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:51,167 What's next? 1036 00:53:51,834 --> 00:53:52,917 You want to play? 1037 00:53:53,376 --> 00:53:55,042 Let's hit the bar. 1038 00:53:55,792 --> 00:53:57,167 Liar dice again? 1039 00:53:57,417 --> 00:53:59,292 Are you sure? 1040 00:54:00,001 --> 00:54:02,876 I want to know what you gonna tell me this time. 1041 00:54:03,834 --> 00:54:07,126 Told you I don't know how to lie. 1042 00:54:10,126 --> 00:54:11,459 What's going on? 1043 00:54:11,834 --> 00:54:14,959 You go first, I'll call you. 1044 00:54:19,292 --> 00:54:21,334 Hi! Bro... 1045 00:54:24,334 --> 00:54:25,709 You said Chou-chou is married. 1046 00:54:25,876 --> 00:54:27,626 Why is she with you? 1047 00:54:27,959 --> 00:54:28,584 I just run into her. 1048 00:54:28,751 --> 00:54:30,042 Run into her. 1049 00:54:30,542 --> 00:54:32,001 I saw you both having dinner together. 1050 00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,167 So Boring! 1051 00:54:33,459 --> 00:54:34,542 Why you keep lying? 1052 00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:35,834 Calm down. 1053 00:54:36,001 --> 00:54:37,167 I can explain. 1054 00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:50,501 Tell me! 1055 00:54:50,834 --> 00:54:52,042 Why you betrayal me? 1056 00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:53,334 I didn't, and this is not betrayal. 1057 00:54:53,501 --> 00:54:54,834 Chou-chou is mine! 1058 00:54:55,001 --> 00:54:56,584 Chou-chou always belongs to Andy Lau. 1059 00:54:56,751 --> 00:54:58,542 Chou-chou said she doesn't like Andy Lau, she thinks he is dated! 1060 00:54:58,709 --> 00:55:00,459 She like captain Cool! 1061 00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:01,876 Is captain Cool! 1062 00:55:02,042 --> 00:55:03,334 No, LIAR! 1063 00:55:03,501 --> 00:55:04,292 So Boring! 1064 00:55:04,459 --> 00:55:07,042 We've been bro for so many years, how can you do this to me? 1065 00:55:07,626 --> 00:55:08,584 Don't you remember? 1066 00:55:08,751 --> 00:55:09,876 7 grade. 1067 00:55:10,042 --> 00:55:11,459 You got beat up by 4 seniors. 1068 00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:13,084 Who save your ass? 1069 00:55:13,251 --> 00:55:14,126 Me! 1070 00:55:14,292 --> 00:55:15,417 That day? 1071 00:55:15,584 --> 00:55:16,876 You ask me to go play ball. 1072 00:55:17,042 --> 00:55:19,126 But in fact you are making a scene in the playground. 1073 00:55:19,292 --> 00:55:20,417 You save me? 1074 00:55:20,584 --> 00:55:21,542 I save you! 1075 00:55:21,709 --> 00:55:23,376 If I didn't give you're the tax fare, you can't even escape! 1076 00:55:23,542 --> 00:55:24,084 Where is my money? 1077 00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:25,292 You still owe me tax fare, come on. 1078 00:55:25,459 --> 00:55:26,251 And give it back to me... 1079 00:55:26,417 --> 00:55:28,209 Forget this, 8 grade, 1080 00:55:28,376 --> 00:55:29,542 8 grade, 1081 00:55:29,709 --> 00:55:32,251 We both decide to join basketball team, 1082 00:55:32,417 --> 00:55:34,917 But you trick me to join folk dance! 1083 00:55:35,126 --> 00:55:36,751 I blame you to cause my short legs. 1084 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:39,584 Don't you remember why you join the folk dance team? 1085 00:55:39,751 --> 00:55:41,917 Because you are in love with the team leader Wendy big-boob. 1086 00:55:42,084 --> 00:55:44,709 Wendy Big-boob likes basketball player! 1087 00:55:44,876 --> 00:55:46,417 She likes big-ball! 1088 00:55:46,584 --> 00:55:48,376 After all she is your girlfriend, Mr Basketball team captain. 1089 00:55:48,542 --> 00:55:50,626 I don't know Wendy Big-Boob likes Big-balls! 1090 00:55:50,792 --> 00:55:52,959 And I don't know Chou-Chou likes captain Cool! 1091 00:55:53,542 --> 00:55:54,626 Andy Lau! 1092 00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:56,501 I swear to god, 1093 00:55:56,667 --> 00:55:57,626 From now on, 1094 00:55:57,792 --> 00:56:00,751 I will unfriend you on Weibo, Facebook, 1095 00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:03,667 instagrm, and WeChat! 1096 00:56:03,876 --> 00:56:05,001 Ok! 1097 00:56:05,292 --> 00:56:07,126 You ask for it. 1098 00:56:07,292 --> 00:56:08,584 I don't mind telling you right now, 1099 00:56:08,751 --> 00:56:10,417 I will call Bo right away. 1100 00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:12,917 Tell her you have another girl! 1101 00:56:13,084 --> 00:56:13,751 What! 1102 00:56:14,251 --> 00:56:17,042 So well are doing this now? 1103 00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:18,459 What, are you scare? 1104 00:56:18,626 --> 00:56:20,584 You are going down! 1105 00:56:21,126 --> 00:56:21,792 What? 1106 00:56:21,959 --> 00:56:24,001 Bo is giving the call of dead. 1107 00:56:24,167 --> 00:56:25,959 Ah... 1108 00:56:27,584 --> 00:56:28,542 Ambush me? 1109 00:56:28,709 --> 00:56:32,292 I just biting the stick. 1110 00:56:32,459 --> 00:56:33,126 You wanna fight? 1111 00:56:33,292 --> 00:56:33,834 Just biting... 1112 00:56:34,001 --> 00:56:36,001 You wanna fight? You got a fight! 1113 00:56:36,917 --> 00:56:40,209 I want a friend who will never fight me over a girl! 1114 00:56:49,459 --> 00:56:51,126 What the fuck? 1115 00:56:51,459 --> 00:56:52,792 What the fuck am I doing here? 1116 00:56:53,292 --> 00:56:53,709 Boring! 1117 00:56:53,876 --> 00:56:55,042 Ironman? 1118 00:56:55,251 --> 00:56:57,167 I thought we are on our way to LKF. 1119 00:56:57,834 --> 00:56:59,042 Are you going to steal my girl? 1120 00:56:59,209 --> 00:57:01,876 Girls? I got loads! Let's me drive you. 1121 00:57:05,126 --> 00:57:07,542 Boring, check out my new car! 1122 00:57:08,001 --> 00:57:09,001 Is this yours? 1123 00:57:09,209 --> 00:57:11,834 Yes, I bought it this morning! 1124 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:13,917 Let's go to LKF! 1125 00:57:14,084 --> 00:57:15,584 And see if there is anything happening. 1126 00:57:16,084 --> 00:57:17,501 Ok! 1127 00:57:20,667 --> 00:57:21,334 Where is your amour? 1128 00:57:21,501 --> 00:57:22,709 Repairing. 1129 00:57:24,251 --> 00:57:25,834 You are real ironman. 1130 00:57:30,501 --> 00:57:31,167 Hello! 1131 00:57:31,334 --> 00:57:32,876 Are you So Boring? 1132 00:57:33,167 --> 00:57:34,042 Yes, and you are? 1133 00:57:34,209 --> 00:57:37,334 I'm Dr Wrong. Bo's doctor. 1134 00:57:37,626 --> 00:57:39,251 What's happening to her? 1135 00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:40,667 She had a body check 1136 00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:42,417 in our clinic two weeks ago. 1137 00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:45,376 Now we have the report, but she doesn't answer her phone. 1138 00:57:45,584 --> 00:57:48,209 But she wrote you number on her illness history card. 1139 00:57:48,376 --> 00:57:50,876 Doc, you really should give her a body-check. 1140 00:57:51,042 --> 00:57:52,417 And tell her she is fine, 1141 00:57:52,584 --> 00:57:54,376 she goes all suspicious all day. 1142 00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:56,876 But she is really not fine, Mr.So! 1143 00:57:57,042 --> 00:57:57,792 Are you sure? 1144 00:57:57,959 --> 00:57:59,709 There might be a chance her cancer is not completely healed. 1145 00:57:59,876 --> 00:58:00,959 Please send he up here 1146 00:58:01,126 --> 00:58:02,751 do another body check. 1147 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,667 Remember, hurry up! 1148 00:58:06,417 --> 00:58:08,334 Bo, you don't have to! 1149 00:58:08,501 --> 00:58:10,126 I just so happy to see you. 1150 00:58:10,292 --> 00:58:11,501 Those gifts are so unnecessary. 1151 00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:13,667 Take it, it's my pleasure. 1152 00:58:13,834 --> 00:58:16,126 I'm leaving soon! 1153 00:58:16,292 --> 00:58:18,042 So I think I should buy you something. 1154 00:58:18,334 --> 00:58:21,376 But look at all this. 1155 00:58:21,542 --> 00:58:23,459 Chou-zi, moon-cake, 1156 00:58:23,626 --> 00:58:25,959 Orange, and X'mas tree. 1157 00:58:26,126 --> 00:58:28,542 Like a whole year supply. 1158 00:58:28,709 --> 00:58:30,376 Are you leaving for a longtime? 1159 00:58:30,542 --> 00:58:32,542 Where are you going, for how long? 1160 00:58:34,042 --> 00:58:35,584 I don't know. 1161 00:58:36,084 --> 00:58:39,459 You are feel-free to call. 1162 00:58:39,626 --> 00:58:42,084 Auntie, I'm afraid you might be too scared, 1163 00:58:42,501 --> 00:58:44,709 to Pick up my call! 1164 00:58:45,126 --> 00:58:47,501 Then you can email me. 1165 00:58:47,667 --> 00:58:48,751 Email? 1166 00:58:50,001 --> 00:58:51,167 Bo! 1167 00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:53,751 Son, perfect timing. 1168 00:58:53,917 --> 00:58:56,084 Bo said she will travel for a longtime. 1169 00:58:56,251 --> 00:58:57,917 Why don't you go with her? 1170 00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:00,376 Auntie, I'm just scouting the location. 1171 00:59:00,542 --> 00:59:03,251 Boring will join me sooner or later. 1172 00:59:03,834 --> 00:59:06,251 You and Easy too! 1173 00:59:07,292 --> 00:59:10,084 Who told you I'm not going with Bo? 1174 00:59:10,501 --> 00:59:11,001 What? 1175 00:59:11,167 --> 00:59:12,501 We are going to Honeymoon! 1176 00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:13,626 Didn't you tell them? 1177 00:59:13,792 --> 00:59:17,292 What, honeymoon? You and Bo, that's great! 1178 00:59:17,459 --> 00:59:21,084 What honeymoon, we are not even... 1179 00:59:21,251 --> 00:59:22,792 We are not even married? 1180 00:59:22,959 --> 00:59:24,209 Bo! 1181 00:59:25,251 --> 00:59:26,792 I know you been holding you back. 1182 00:59:27,292 --> 00:59:29,251 And you be waiting me for so long! 1183 00:59:30,792 --> 00:59:33,584 A lot happing in the last few weeks. 1184 00:59:34,834 --> 00:59:36,626 But I finally realize, 1185 00:59:38,084 --> 00:59:40,626 I'm the one who can lose... 1186 00:59:43,084 --> 00:59:44,959 is you! 1187 00:59:52,959 --> 00:59:56,709 Why is pill? 1188 00:59:57,459 --> 00:59:58,834 Are you making fun of me? 1189 00:59:59,001 --> 01:00:01,084 If love you is sickness, 1190 01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:05,459 I wish I will never recover. 1191 01:00:05,626 --> 01:00:11,001 Would you like to on medication with me for the rest of the life? 1192 01:00:12,459 --> 01:00:17,959 Rest of the life, it will be so tough! 1193 01:00:20,167 --> 01:00:22,334 Do you? 1194 01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:47,542 I will never leave you, Bo! 1195 01:00:47,709 --> 01:00:52,542 Don't say a work, I know, I really do. 1196 01:00:52,709 --> 01:00:54,542 Son, but we don't. 1197 01:00:54,709 --> 01:00:57,167 You don't have to, just leave it to me. 1198 01:00:57,334 --> 01:00:59,167 But I don't know what he is talking about 1199 01:01:13,001 --> 01:01:15,292 Is it pretty? 1200 01:01:15,459 --> 01:01:16,917 Beautiful! 1201 01:01:18,084 --> 01:01:19,667 Thank you! 1202 01:01:21,917 --> 01:01:25,209 You prefer this one or the red one? 1203 01:01:25,709 --> 01:01:27,584 Red suits the roast pig. 1204 01:01:27,751 --> 01:01:29,834 White suits the crab. 1205 01:01:30,001 --> 01:01:32,126 Brown suits the fried chicken. 1206 01:01:32,292 --> 01:01:34,376 But it's a bit tacky! 1207 01:01:34,584 --> 01:01:36,376 But I haven't found one that suits you. 1208 01:01:36,542 --> 01:01:38,084 Doesn't matter! 1209 01:01:38,251 --> 01:01:40,084 If you like, buy them all. 1210 01:01:40,334 --> 01:01:45,084 Then I will have more dress to change then Yanni's concert? 1211 01:01:45,251 --> 01:01:51,876 I like Yanni, her dress reminds me of abalone. 1212 01:02:03,209 --> 01:02:04,709 Who is this? 1213 01:02:04,959 --> 01:02:08,751 Dr. Wrong, this is So Boring, Bo's boyfriend. 1214 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:10,376 How can I help you? 1215 01:02:10,959 --> 01:02:12,584 Can you tell me 1216 01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:15,459 how long Bo can last? 1217 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:20,792 I'm choosing wedding dress with her, she seems happy. 1218 01:02:20,959 --> 01:02:23,626 Is there a miracle? 1219 01:02:24,709 --> 01:02:27,084 I'm going to book banquet table late! 1220 01:02:27,292 --> 01:02:29,876 Should I also book a comfort dinner? 1221 01:02:30,042 --> 01:02:35,001 If so, I will cancel the crab. 1222 01:02:35,542 --> 01:02:37,459 Of course you should book the wedding banquet. 1223 01:02:37,626 --> 01:02:39,501 Relax Mr. So! 1224 01:02:39,751 --> 01:02:42,959 You think she really can die in peace? 1225 01:02:44,126 --> 01:02:46,417 Can you do something to help her last a bit longer? 1226 01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:49,376 Maybe after the ceremony? 1227 01:02:49,834 --> 01:02:51,209 We've try our best. 1228 01:02:51,376 --> 01:02:53,542 Nothing can help anymore. 1229 01:02:53,709 --> 01:02:57,167 Come on doc, help me! 1230 01:02:57,459 --> 01:03:00,751 I know,I know her cancer has spare out 1231 01:03:00,917 --> 01:03:04,292 But there must be some way you can help her? 1232 01:03:04,542 --> 01:03:06,001 What cancer? 1233 01:03:06,209 --> 01:03:07,334 I send her txt to tell her 1234 01:03:07,501 --> 01:03:10,292 the report had been swap. 1235 01:03:10,459 --> 01:03:12,042 Didn't she tell you? 1236 01:03:12,584 --> 01:03:13,626 What swap? 1237 01:03:13,792 --> 01:03:15,209 Swap to someone else! 1238 01:03:15,376 --> 01:03:16,834 She's fine, relax! 1239 01:03:17,001 --> 01:03:18,834 Sorry Mr. So, I gotta go, 1240 01:03:19,001 --> 01:03:21,334 I'm doing a operation. 1241 01:03:21,501 --> 01:03:23,417 Doc, the patient's intestines are coming out! 1242 01:03:23,584 --> 01:03:25,876 You heard me, but anyway, 1243 01:03:26,042 --> 01:03:27,709 Congratulation! 1244 01:03:27,917 --> 01:03:29,167 Goodbye! 1245 01:03:29,959 --> 01:03:31,417 Boring! 1246 01:03:36,626 --> 01:03:37,626 Bo! 1247 01:03:37,876 --> 01:03:39,876 Why are you standing behind me? 1248 01:03:40,042 --> 01:03:43,084 I just call Dr Wrong. 1249 01:03:43,626 --> 01:03:44,959 Dr Wrong? 1250 01:03:45,709 --> 01:03:46,959 Why did you call him? 1251 01:03:47,792 --> 01:03:49,542 Something wrong with me? 1252 01:03:49,876 --> 01:03:51,126 He told me 1253 01:03:51,292 --> 01:03:54,042 the report was swapped. 1254 01:03:54,209 --> 01:04:00,042 In fact you are so healthy! 1255 01:04:00,334 --> 01:04:02,876 He sent you the message via WhatsApp. 1256 01:04:03,209 --> 01:04:05,001 Why don't you show me? 1257 01:04:05,167 --> 01:04:06,501 Whatsapp? 1258 01:04:12,501 --> 01:04:13,501 This one? 1259 01:04:13,709 --> 01:04:17,959 I don't understand the symbols, goodgoodgood... 1260 01:04:18,167 --> 01:04:19,376 I don't understand, 1261 01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:21,876 don't tell me you can read this? 1262 01:04:24,709 --> 01:04:26,834 The last report was wrong, this is right! 1263 01:04:27,001 --> 01:04:28,959 No more hospital, no more treatment, no more pill! 1264 01:04:29,126 --> 01:04:30,542 Congratulation! 1265 01:04:30,709 --> 01:04:33,751 Body is fine, mood is fine, and everything is fine! 1266 01:04:33,917 --> 01:04:35,292 Are you happy now? 1267 01:04:35,459 --> 01:04:37,917 You can understand this, 1268 01:04:38,084 --> 01:04:39,626 boring you are so smart! 1269 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:42,792 Don't play fool with me. 1270 01:04:43,542 --> 01:04:46,126 You choose wedding dress, booking banquet? 1271 01:04:46,292 --> 01:04:48,167 Announce we are getting marry, 1272 01:04:48,334 --> 01:04:49,251 but in fact you are fine! 1273 01:04:49,417 --> 01:04:50,876 What are you after? 1274 01:04:51,084 --> 01:04:52,626 Hold on... 1275 01:04:52,834 --> 01:04:56,751 You think I'm sick? 1276 01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:58,626 You think I'm dying. 1277 01:04:58,959 --> 01:05:00,584 Is that why you marry me? 1278 01:05:00,751 --> 01:05:01,542 One thing first, 1279 01:05:01,709 --> 01:05:02,459 I'm saying you are lying to me, 1280 01:05:02,626 --> 01:05:03,542 I'm saying why don't you show me the WhatsApp... 1281 01:05:03,709 --> 01:05:05,376 Don't change the subject! 1282 01:05:07,501 --> 01:05:08,834 I'm asking you! 1283 01:05:10,792 --> 01:05:15,667 You marry me out of pity? 1284 01:05:16,334 --> 01:05:17,584 Well done you! 1285 01:05:18,292 --> 01:05:20,626 Nice plan! 1286 01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:22,417 And now you blaming on me? 1287 01:05:22,584 --> 01:05:24,209 It all your fault! 1288 01:05:24,376 --> 01:05:25,834 Is that means yes? 1289 01:05:28,542 --> 01:05:30,001 So Boring! 1290 01:05:30,376 --> 01:05:33,209 If you don't love me, don't pity me. 1291 01:05:33,751 --> 01:05:38,042 If you don't want to get marry, don't holding me back! 1292 01:05:38,209 --> 01:05:43,126 I can leave, I could leave... 1293 01:05:43,292 --> 01:05:45,167 Just go! 1294 01:05:45,334 --> 01:05:46,751 I want to delete you! 1295 01:05:46,917 --> 01:05:48,917 Yes I can, but I won't! 1296 01:05:50,167 --> 01:05:51,334 Delete? 1297 01:05:52,251 --> 01:05:54,542 Do you know who you are right now? 1298 01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:58,209 I don't feel I know you anymore! 1299 01:05:58,376 --> 01:06:01,292 I didn't change, you changed! 1300 01:06:21,292 --> 01:06:22,959 I'm getting dress. 1301 01:06:32,751 --> 01:06:34,501 But those banquets... 1302 01:06:35,542 --> 01:06:37,709 Give them a call to cancel. 1303 01:06:41,376 --> 01:06:42,959 I'm going home now. 1304 01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:44,917 Don't wait for me... 1305 01:06:46,209 --> 01:06:47,459 I know how to get home! 1306 01:06:50,001 --> 01:06:52,084 What is this? What is all this? 1307 01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:53,959 Oh, want me, need me? 1308 01:06:54,126 --> 01:06:55,334 You want me to feel guilty? 1309 01:06:55,501 --> 01:06:57,542 I'm telling you I won't! 1310 01:06:57,834 --> 01:06:59,001 I want! I want! I want! 1311 01:06:59,167 --> 01:07:01,251 I want a much hotter, much sultry BO, 1312 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:02,459 Who call me baby all the time! 1313 01:07:02,626 --> 01:07:04,251 Unlike this one right now! 1314 01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:08,459 Baby! 1315 01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:11,626 Why don't you answer me? 1316 01:07:11,792 --> 01:07:15,542 Baby, Why don't you answer me? 1317 01:07:15,709 --> 01:07:16,334 Who are you? 1318 01:07:16,501 --> 01:07:17,792 You don't remember me? 1319 01:07:18,209 --> 01:07:19,584 I'm Bo. 1320 01:07:19,751 --> 01:07:21,417 No way. 1321 01:07:23,751 --> 01:07:26,667 Bo, where are you? 1322 01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:28,917 Baby, I am right here. 1323 01:07:29,084 --> 01:07:30,709 Why are you shouting? 1324 01:07:41,876 --> 01:07:43,792 "Deficit" 1325 01:07:43,959 --> 01:07:45,376 What happen? 1326 01:07:58,334 --> 01:08:00,001 Fantasy, you are in charge of finances. 1327 01:08:00,167 --> 01:08:02,126 Why there is not cash flow? 1328 01:08:03,501 --> 01:08:04,626 Boss! 1329 01:08:04,792 --> 01:08:07,626 I don't know shit, you are the one in charge here, 1330 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:08,626 How funny? 1331 01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:10,792 You been missing me? 1332 01:08:11,042 --> 01:08:13,626 OMG boss, where have you been? 1333 01:08:13,792 --> 01:08:15,167 Miss you much. 1334 01:08:15,501 --> 01:08:18,376 Sorry, I'm in the middle of a big project! 1335 01:08:18,542 --> 01:08:20,501 Boss, what it is? 1336 01:08:20,667 --> 01:08:22,042 I'm busy to plan my wedding. 1337 01:08:22,209 --> 01:08:23,542 Is my wife pretty? 1338 01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:28,417 Boss, the company is in deep shit, we are broke. 1339 01:08:28,584 --> 01:08:29,501 Boring! 1340 01:08:29,667 --> 01:08:31,334 I have something to tell you! 1341 01:08:33,501 --> 01:08:36,917 This is.. I remember it! 1342 01:08:37,251 --> 01:08:37,834 Sorry 1343 01:08:38,334 --> 01:08:38,959 It is okay 1344 01:08:39,209 --> 01:08:43,209 Listen, I was just acting! 1345 01:08:43,417 --> 01:08:44,667 What do you mean acting? 1346 01:08:44,834 --> 01:08:46,584 Come on yell at me, I've done wrong. 1347 01:08:46,751 --> 01:08:49,501 Do you know I sold the company? 1348 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:51,501 I sold the company to Richard Lee. 1349 01:08:51,667 --> 01:08:53,834 Sold to Richard Lee? 1350 01:08:56,209 --> 01:08:59,084 Can you help me to fired all the people? 1351 01:09:00,876 --> 01:09:03,459 All of them? 1352 01:09:03,709 --> 01:09:04,876 Why me? 1353 01:09:05,042 --> 01:09:06,334 I am a nice guy, 1354 01:09:06,501 --> 01:09:08,209 I can't do this. 1355 01:09:08,584 --> 01:09:10,042 The Chinese new year is coming soon. 1356 01:09:10,209 --> 01:09:11,459 Could you put this on hold, please! 1357 01:09:11,626 --> 01:09:13,376 I am an American. 1358 01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:15,042 It's none of my business. 1359 01:09:15,209 --> 01:09:16,917 Come on, you help me out! 1360 01:09:17,084 --> 01:09:18,542 I do you a big favor 1361 01:09:18,709 --> 01:09:21,167 Do you like watering plants? Be a gardener? 1362 01:09:21,334 --> 01:09:22,626 It's fun. 1363 01:09:22,792 --> 01:09:23,751 I don't like watering plants. 1364 01:09:23,917 --> 01:09:25,376 I don't want to be a gardener. 1365 01:09:26,167 --> 01:09:27,209 Take care. 1366 01:09:35,251 --> 01:09:42,251 Boring... 1367 01:09:42,459 --> 01:09:44,417 What, what do you want? 1368 01:09:44,626 --> 01:09:48,751 Why are you firing us? 1369 01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:51,334 No, not me! 1370 01:09:51,542 --> 01:09:53,334 It's boss whom want to fire you. 1371 01:09:53,501 --> 01:09:54,459 Boring! 1372 01:09:54,626 --> 01:09:57,667 Why sold the company when I was not around? 1373 01:09:57,834 --> 01:09:59,126 You cause people un-employ. 1374 01:09:59,292 --> 01:10:02,501 You are lying, it's you! 1375 01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,459 Boss is a nice guy. 1376 01:10:04,626 --> 01:10:05,959 He won't fire us. 1377 01:10:06,126 --> 01:10:08,917 It's really not me, trust me! 1378 01:10:09,084 --> 01:10:12,917 Sine you are boss, and you sold the company. 1379 01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:15,084 You must be rich. 1380 01:10:15,251 --> 01:10:18,459 Give me some, we haven't got pay yet 1381 01:10:18,626 --> 01:10:22,542 I'm not even a gardener, I don't have money. 1382 01:10:24,876 --> 01:10:27,042 Boring... 1383 01:10:37,126 --> 01:10:39,292 Get in there, don't play dump... 1384 01:10:39,459 --> 01:10:43,334 Stop it! Stop it! 1385 01:10:43,501 --> 01:10:45,584 Get in there... 1386 01:10:45,751 --> 01:10:47,084 I don't want to be a boss, 1387 01:10:47,251 --> 01:10:50,501 I just want my boos back... 1388 01:10:57,917 --> 01:10:59,501 What's happening? 1389 01:10:59,667 --> 01:11:01,001 Why are you here? 1390 01:11:01,167 --> 01:11:03,709 I thought you are... 1391 01:11:05,501 --> 01:11:06,334 I'm here... 1392 01:11:06,501 --> 01:11:09,334 This feeling so wired. 1393 01:11:09,501 --> 01:11:12,542 All the sudden, why are you hugging me? 1394 01:11:12,917 --> 01:11:14,542 All the sudden? 1395 01:11:14,709 --> 01:11:15,792 Why are you so scared? 1396 01:11:15,959 --> 01:11:17,959 I don't think you will believe what I'm gonna say. 1397 01:11:18,126 --> 01:11:19,584 Not believe? 1398 01:11:19,751 --> 01:11:26,001 You were just disappear. 1399 01:11:26,542 --> 01:11:28,334 You bastard... 1400 01:11:29,292 --> 01:11:30,292 Did you delete me? 1401 01:11:30,459 --> 01:11:32,084 How do you know I delete you? 1402 01:11:32,334 --> 01:11:35,584 You a not the only one knows! 1403 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:37,917 Many years ago 1404 01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:42,667 Many years ago, I was down of my luck just you are. 1405 01:11:42,834 --> 01:11:45,251 And friend of my ask me to open some business with him in mainland. 1406 01:11:45,417 --> 01:11:47,167 So I join him. 1407 01:11:47,334 --> 01:11:49,542 So my whole family relocated to mainland. 1408 01:11:49,709 --> 01:11:52,251 But the factory is a no-go, and my friend disappear. 1409 01:11:52,417 --> 01:11:55,834 I'm too ashamed to move back to hk to face my relative. 1410 01:11:56,001 --> 01:11:59,292 So I remain in mainland. 1411 01:12:05,001 --> 01:12:07,667 It's mid-autumn, why are you so late for home. 1412 01:12:07,834 --> 01:12:11,251 So, did you borrow money? 1413 01:12:11,709 --> 01:12:13,751 I wait for a hour, he did show up. 1414 01:12:14,084 --> 01:12:16,501 He stood you up. 1415 01:12:17,126 --> 01:12:18,542 Where is the moon-cake? 1416 01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:19,959 I don't even have money. 1417 01:12:20,126 --> 01:12:21,459 What is this? 1418 01:12:21,626 --> 01:12:22,751 What the hell are you thinking? 1419 01:12:22,917 --> 01:12:26,042 You want dog hot hop in mid-autumn fest, you sick man. 1420 01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:28,334 No, I pity it so I give him shelter. 1421 01:12:28,501 --> 01:12:30,251 I see something inside it that reminds me... 1422 01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:33,459 You can't even look after your family, you want a pet? 1423 01:12:33,626 --> 01:12:35,209 Maybe it will return me a favour in the future? 1424 01:12:35,376 --> 01:12:37,042 I married you for all this years, 1425 01:12:37,209 --> 01:12:39,792 when are you going to return me a favour? 1426 01:12:40,917 --> 01:12:42,417 Rose, Kar-ming, 1427 01:12:42,584 --> 01:12:46,251 Daddy will make it up to you next year. 1428 01:12:46,417 --> 01:12:49,084 Forget it, she said the same thing last year. 1429 01:12:49,251 --> 01:12:50,459 Remember, 1430 01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:53,209 Choose your father wisely in your next life, 1431 01:12:53,376 --> 01:12:54,751 don't pick a moron. 1432 01:12:54,917 --> 01:12:56,626 You want moon-cake, that's easy! 1433 01:12:56,792 --> 01:12:58,251 Mom dump you father and marry 1434 01:12:58,417 --> 01:13:00,709 some hot-shot tomorrow. 1435 01:13:01,001 --> 01:13:02,917 Bastard... 1436 01:13:43,501 --> 01:13:46,042 So how did you get me back? 1437 01:13:46,542 --> 01:13:49,001 I just said I want a nice boss. 1438 01:13:49,167 --> 01:13:49,959 Then you are here. 1439 01:13:50,126 --> 01:13:51,001 Only that? 1440 01:13:51,167 --> 01:13:52,959 I said I want my nice boss back. 1441 01:13:53,126 --> 01:13:55,334 In the past few year I said that a million times. 1442 01:13:55,501 --> 01:13:57,376 Then I regards a million time. 1443 01:13:57,626 --> 01:14:01,001 Give me back my wife! 1444 01:14:01,167 --> 01:14:02,667 It doesn't work. 1445 01:14:02,834 --> 01:14:04,126 Is that possible you only said that? 1446 01:14:04,292 --> 01:14:04,834 No... 1447 01:14:05,001 --> 01:14:06,292 What was your next sentence? 1448 01:14:06,459 --> 01:14:07,834 You must have a follow up, 1449 01:14:08,001 --> 01:14:09,376 I have only said I want my nice boss back... 1450 01:14:09,542 --> 01:14:10,667 Speak Up... 1451 01:14:10,834 --> 01:14:13,792 lam afraid I will delete you again. 1452 01:14:13,959 --> 01:14:16,126 Hold it... 1453 01:14:16,292 --> 01:14:18,042 Stay claim! 1454 01:14:19,167 --> 01:14:21,667 So you mean you can do it, but I can't! 1455 01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:23,542 Why did you delete your family 1456 01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,834 in the first place? 1457 01:14:26,376 --> 01:14:27,959 Like you, I was stupid. 1458 01:14:28,126 --> 01:14:29,751 And I am old, I was such an idiot 1459 01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:32,084 My wife was always complaining, so I delete her 1460 01:14:32,251 --> 01:14:34,084 I was not happy with my daughter and son, so I delete them. 1461 01:14:34,251 --> 01:14:38,501 Now you face your consequence. 1462 01:14:38,667 --> 01:14:40,709 Honey! 1463 01:14:40,876 --> 01:14:42,167 Time to bed! 1464 01:14:42,334 --> 01:14:45,042 Corning, one minute okay? 1465 01:14:45,209 --> 01:14:46,501 59 seconds left... 1466 01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:48,876 58, come on, 57, keep counting... 1467 01:14:49,042 --> 01:14:50,084 One minute, right! 1468 01:14:50,292 --> 01:14:51,501 56 seconds... 1469 01:14:51,667 --> 01:14:53,376 55,54 seconds... 1470 01:14:53,542 --> 01:14:54,876 That's right! 1471 01:14:57,876 --> 01:15:00,042 Man will never appreciate the good woman. 1472 01:15:00,209 --> 01:15:02,376 The good wife in the house, mistress in the hotel. 1473 01:15:02,542 --> 01:15:04,501 You enjoy one month, then its settle for life. 1474 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:05,709 So Simple! 1475 01:15:06,126 --> 01:15:06,751 Kar-ming. 1476 01:15:06,917 --> 01:15:07,334 Yes! 1477 01:15:07,501 --> 01:15:10,042 Can you stop boxing in the middle of the night? 1478 01:15:10,209 --> 01:15:10,751 Sure daddy. 1479 01:15:10,917 --> 01:15:13,917 And put some clothes on. 1480 01:15:17,084 --> 01:15:18,376 Now look at that! 1481 01:15:18,542 --> 01:15:20,292 Now I got a son 1482 01:15:20,542 --> 01:15:22,959 who is violent and bipolar. 1483 01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:24,959 Let's call it a day. 1484 01:15:25,251 --> 01:15:26,251 You should go to work early tomorrow. 1485 01:15:26,417 --> 01:15:28,251 But you fired me? 1486 01:15:28,542 --> 01:15:29,584 Fired you my ass! 1487 01:15:29,917 --> 01:15:32,126 You make a big mess while I wasn't around. 1488 01:15:32,292 --> 01:15:33,417 You must fix it for me by tomorrow. 1489 01:15:33,584 --> 01:15:35,042 Or I will kill you! 1490 01:15:35,209 --> 01:15:35,917 Okay? 1491 01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:37,667 Thank you boss. 1492 01:15:38,542 --> 01:15:39,459 Stop drinking. 1493 01:15:39,626 --> 01:15:40,709 Gotta go to work tomorrow. 1494 01:15:40,876 --> 01:15:44,917 Honey, 1 minute, time to bed. 1495 01:15:45,417 --> 01:15:47,584 Coming! 1496 01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:55,584 Remember to lock the door. 1497 01:15:55,751 --> 01:15:56,792 Ok! 1498 01:15:57,917 --> 01:16:01,376 Honey, hurry up! 1499 01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:06,584 You said 1 minute, you are late. 1500 01:16:06,751 --> 01:16:08,334 Hurry! 1501 01:16:14,251 --> 01:16:14,834 Hi! 1502 01:16:15,001 --> 01:16:17,751 Hi, Boring! 1503 01:16:17,917 --> 01:16:19,709 Baby! 1504 01:16:20,292 --> 01:16:23,584 Hey, we've been waiting for you. 1505 01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:27,001 Son, why are you coming home so late? 1506 01:16:27,167 --> 01:16:28,084 Are you all waiting for me? 1507 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:31,959 Brother, we are here to wait for you to join us for midnight snack. 1508 01:16:32,626 --> 01:16:33,959 Buffet again? 1509 01:16:34,292 --> 01:16:35,751 We had it for whole month already! 1510 01:16:35,917 --> 01:16:39,084 You don't like Buffet? 1511 01:16:40,251 --> 01:16:42,376 Let's try something else tomorrow! 1512 01:16:42,542 --> 01:16:43,792 Baby! 1513 01:16:44,084 --> 01:16:47,209 Let's have some soup. 1514 01:16:47,751 --> 01:16:49,584 You know how to make soup? 1515 01:16:49,751 --> 01:16:52,001 Black chicken soup. 1516 01:16:52,209 --> 01:16:54,667 I made it just for you. 1517 01:16:55,001 --> 01:16:57,876 It helps hair grown and good for sex. 1518 01:16:58,042 --> 01:16:59,751 I remember this receipt. 1519 01:17:00,001 --> 01:17:01,167 With urine, right? 1520 01:17:01,376 --> 01:17:03,667 No way... 1521 01:17:03,834 --> 01:17:05,751 But this one is with milk. 1522 01:17:05,917 --> 01:17:06,792 Oh no! 1523 01:17:07,001 --> 01:17:08,917 How can you put milk in soup, 1524 01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:10,709 You want my son get tummy ache? 1525 01:17:11,042 --> 01:17:12,709 Son, I drink it for you! 1526 01:17:16,667 --> 01:17:18,376 How it taste? 1527 01:17:18,542 --> 01:17:19,584 Good! 1528 01:17:19,917 --> 01:17:22,084 It going to cause me constipates. 1529 01:17:23,292 --> 01:17:25,084 You should have some more. 1530 01:17:33,292 --> 01:17:33,751 Hey! 1531 01:17:33,917 --> 01:17:34,876 Don't come any closer! 1532 01:17:35,042 --> 01:17:36,417 I gonna yell! 1533 01:17:36,751 --> 01:17:37,917 Boring! 1534 01:17:38,084 --> 01:17:39,751 Bo is seducing me! 1535 01:17:42,876 --> 01:17:43,501 I'm telling you, 1536 01:17:43,667 --> 01:17:47,376 this world is crazy, the morality is dying. 1537 01:17:47,584 --> 01:17:50,876 You SLUT! 1538 01:17:55,584 --> 01:17:56,626 You think your leg is long? 1539 01:17:56,792 --> 01:17:58,042 Seducing my friend? 1540 01:17:58,209 --> 01:18:00,626 I'm gonna cut it off you know! 1541 01:18:03,917 --> 01:18:05,834 Sorry, Andy Lau. 1542 01:18:06,376 --> 01:18:07,751 Boring, I'm telling you. 1543 01:18:07,917 --> 01:18:09,917 This is not the first time 1544 01:18:10,292 --> 01:18:11,542 Bo seduce me. 1545 01:18:11,834 --> 01:18:15,917 She keeps inviting me to watch GO WEST with her. 1546 01:18:16,084 --> 01:18:17,834 And she said the actress looks exactly like her. 1547 01:18:18,126 --> 01:18:19,251 She also said it I want to see more. 1548 01:18:19,417 --> 01:18:21,126 She can show them to me 1549 01:18:21,584 --> 01:18:24,334 in her house! 1550 01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:26,542 Did you? 1551 01:18:26,959 --> 01:18:29,084 I'm your best friend. 1552 01:18:29,251 --> 01:18:31,251 I will never betray you. 1553 01:18:32,251 --> 01:18:34,584 And I'm not into things like that. 1554 01:18:35,584 --> 01:18:37,126 What are you into? 1555 01:18:38,042 --> 01:18:40,126 I just want to tell you 1556 01:18:40,376 --> 01:18:42,792 in front of your family. 1557 01:18:46,126 --> 01:18:47,834 I've loved you for so long. 1558 01:18:55,292 --> 01:18:58,959 Since 1st grade I met you 1559 01:18:59,126 --> 01:19:00,917 in the male toilet. 1560 01:19:04,334 --> 01:19:05,001 All this year, 1561 01:19:05,167 --> 01:19:07,792 I've been acting like ironman. 1562 01:19:09,959 --> 01:19:12,042 But in fact, 1563 01:19:14,959 --> 01:19:19,959 I just want to be you man. 1564 01:19:21,501 --> 01:19:25,751 You see? "I-am-your man" "I-am-your man" 1565 01:19:26,667 --> 01:19:29,001 Boring, pay some attention on me! 1566 01:19:30,376 --> 01:19:33,459 This world is crazy, the morality is dying! 1567 01:19:33,834 --> 01:19:35,084 Touch me! 1568 01:19:35,501 --> 01:19:38,792 Holy! Holy! 1569 01:19:41,001 --> 01:19:42,209 What do you want Doraemon? 1570 01:19:42,376 --> 01:19:45,126 How dare are you cut me off last time! 1571 01:19:45,334 --> 01:19:47,584 I'm calling to tell you that you are in double bonus! 1572 01:19:47,751 --> 01:19:49,959 What double bonus? 1573 01:19:50,334 --> 01:19:52,584 Miss Chong's report! 1574 01:19:52,751 --> 01:19:54,459 She is pregnant! 1575 01:19:55,834 --> 01:19:58,251 No way! Who knock her up? 1576 01:19:58,417 --> 01:20:01,542 That's something out of my range, let's say it's you! 1577 01:20:01,709 --> 01:20:03,376 She can't be pregnant. 1578 01:20:03,542 --> 01:20:05,917 We never did it. 1579 01:20:06,084 --> 01:20:07,834 That's impossible. 1580 01:20:08,001 --> 01:20:11,209 I don't care about your sex life. 1581 01:20:11,417 --> 01:20:14,667 Anyway she's 3 months pregnant already. 1582 01:20:16,667 --> 01:20:22,126 Before I replaced Bo, Bo is already pregnant? 1583 01:20:22,292 --> 01:20:23,709 1584 01:20:23,876 --> 01:20:25,709 I delete my own love Bo and my baby. 1585 01:20:25,876 --> 01:20:27,209 But the old Bo is gone. 1586 01:20:27,376 --> 01:20:29,751 I don't want this new Bo, I don't want! 1587 01:20:30,709 --> 01:20:32,334 You know everything? 1588 01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:36,417 I don't want to have a baby with you. 1589 01:20:36,626 --> 01:20:38,084 I don't want too! 1590 01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:41,751 My body will lose it figure after the child born, 1591 01:20:41,917 --> 01:20:45,417 and I'm having an abortion tomorrow. 1592 01:20:46,584 --> 01:20:49,626 No, the baby isn't yours! 1593 01:20:49,792 --> 01:20:51,417 I don't want your baby 1594 01:20:51,584 --> 01:20:52,334 I want Bo 1595 01:20:52,501 --> 01:20:53,584 and I want the old Bo back. 1596 01:20:53,751 --> 01:20:58,292 I want the Bo I known and the baby! 1597 01:21:00,084 --> 01:21:01,501 Darling! 1598 01:21:02,001 --> 01:21:03,751 I am Bo. 1599 01:21:04,751 --> 01:21:06,501 You want to the rip off me? 1600 01:21:07,042 --> 01:21:09,209 That's impossible! 1601 01:21:09,917 --> 01:21:14,626 I will be with you forever. 1602 01:21:21,376 --> 01:21:22,251 Brother, you are back! 1603 01:21:22,417 --> 01:21:30,667 Son, you are back! 1604 01:21:45,626 --> 01:21:48,792 Why are you ringing? 1605 01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:50,376 Have you ever thinking to delete 1606 01:21:50,542 --> 01:21:51,167 the person you don't like? 1607 01:21:51,334 --> 01:21:51,959 Share this to a friend. 1608 01:21:52,126 --> 01:21:52,792 Wish you dram comes true. 1609 01:21:52,959 --> 01:21:54,626 You must sacrificed the most important thing in your life 1610 01:22:14,251 --> 01:22:16,167 Boss, do you still have the computer from 20 years ago? 1611 01:22:16,334 --> 01:22:18,209 I know how to get them back. 1612 01:22:24,667 --> 01:22:27,584 Honey, what are you looking for? 1613 01:22:27,751 --> 01:22:28,709 A computer. 1614 01:22:28,876 --> 01:22:29,584 What computer? 1615 01:22:29,751 --> 01:22:31,084 My old computer. 1616 01:22:31,251 --> 01:22:32,834 What old computer? 1617 01:22:33,001 --> 01:22:34,834 The computer that comes with me to this house 1618 01:22:35,001 --> 01:22:36,292 from 20 years ago. 1619 01:22:36,459 --> 01:22:39,459 Daddy, looking for this? 1620 01:22:39,917 --> 01:22:41,417 Yes! 1621 01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:48,334 I want my wife and kids from 20 years ago back. 1622 01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:49,709 How? 1623 01:22:49,876 --> 01:22:51,334 Do you still have your computer? 1624 01:22:51,501 --> 01:22:52,667 The computer from 20 years ago? Are you the computer? 1625 01:22:52,834 --> 01:22:53,959 Who are you looking for? 1626 01:23:01,042 --> 01:23:02,042 Who are you looking for? 1627 01:23:02,209 --> 01:23:03,584 Boss, your daddy. 1628 01:23:03,751 --> 01:23:05,292 My daddy is inside. Please come in. 1629 01:23:05,459 --> 01:23:06,501 Thank you! 1630 01:23:21,042 --> 01:23:23,709 Honey, we are so perfect. 1631 01:23:23,876 --> 01:23:25,876 Why you don't want us? 1632 01:23:26,209 --> 01:23:30,209 No wonder why I don't remember my wedding. 1633 01:23:30,417 --> 01:23:34,001 No wonder why I don't remember you picking me up from school. 1634 01:23:34,209 --> 01:23:35,876 I don't have childhood memory. 1635 01:23:36,042 --> 01:23:37,251 I don't let me take my clothes off. 1636 01:23:37,584 --> 01:23:39,042 Because you are not my daddy. 1637 01:23:42,167 --> 01:23:43,709 You want to delete us? 1638 01:23:45,292 --> 01:23:46,251 Not a chance. 1639 01:23:46,417 --> 01:23:47,459 This is nice! 1640 01:23:47,709 --> 01:23:49,417 I can't delete you. 1641 01:23:49,584 --> 01:23:50,917 So now can you let me go? 1642 01:23:51,084 --> 01:23:52,959 Yeah Kar-ming, good boy. 1643 01:23:53,251 --> 01:23:55,084 Let go of us. 1644 01:23:55,251 --> 01:23:55,876 I promise, 1645 01:23:56,042 --> 01:23:59,751 Tomorrow I will help you to publish a nude photo album. 1646 01:24:00,709 --> 01:24:01,417 Darling! 1647 01:24:01,584 --> 01:24:03,084 I'm sorry. 1648 01:24:03,251 --> 01:24:04,917 We never really get marry. 1649 01:24:05,209 --> 01:24:07,584 But I promise to marry you again. 1650 01:24:07,751 --> 01:24:08,917 And broke your cherry, 1651 01:24:09,084 --> 01:24:10,959 Better than your first time. 1652 01:24:11,167 --> 01:24:12,376 Forgive me! 1653 01:24:13,501 --> 01:24:16,292 Rose, I can't give you back your child hood. 1654 01:24:16,459 --> 01:24:18,501 But I will make it up to you start from tomorrow. 1655 01:24:18,751 --> 01:24:19,917 I will clean you. 1656 01:24:20,084 --> 01:24:21,292 Change your diaper. 1657 01:24:21,626 --> 01:24:23,126 Yes, I can help with that! 1658 01:24:23,292 --> 01:24:24,834 I'm good at rubbing back! 1659 01:24:25,751 --> 01:24:28,334 Bro, shall we let daddy go? 1660 01:24:28,751 --> 01:24:30,126 Not a chance. 1661 01:24:30,376 --> 01:24:32,709 If we let him go he will delete us. 1662 01:24:33,001 --> 01:24:34,584 We have to do it first... 1663 01:24:34,751 --> 01:24:35,667 I will kill him. 1664 01:24:35,917 --> 01:24:37,292 I pick the murder method I like 1665 01:24:37,626 --> 01:24:39,917 the most from this book. 1666 01:24:40,126 --> 01:24:42,376 By connecting the gas tube to the door bell. 1667 01:24:42,626 --> 01:24:44,042 And then I order pizza delivery, 1668 01:24:44,209 --> 01:24:46,459 In 15 minutes, the pizza will arrive, once he ring the door bell. 1669 01:24:46,626 --> 01:24:47,917 The whole house will explode! 1670 01:24:48,084 --> 01:24:49,001 Don't worry about time. 1671 01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:51,917 This pizza joint is the most accurate in HK. 1672 01:24:52,084 --> 01:24:53,542 If they don't arrived at 7:30, 1673 01:24:53,792 --> 01:24:55,001 They will give us 2 dozen of pizza for free. 1674 01:24:55,167 --> 01:24:57,167 How do you teach your son? 1675 01:24:57,876 --> 01:24:59,792 I never teach him. 1676 01:25:00,001 --> 01:25:02,459 I wonder how you are a father. 1677 01:25:02,626 --> 01:25:04,042 Mom, rose. 1678 01:25:04,501 --> 01:25:05,667 We should be leaving now. 1679 01:25:06,292 --> 01:25:09,459 Kar-ming, are we really leaving? 1680 01:25:09,667 --> 01:25:10,334 They... 1681 01:25:10,501 --> 01:25:13,417 Mom, you are worrying if they will lose the rope. 1682 01:25:13,667 --> 01:25:15,126 Your concern is correct. 1683 01:25:17,751 --> 01:25:19,084 I've bought this to dummy drug. 1684 01:25:19,251 --> 01:25:21,251 Once I inject this to them, even they lose the rope, 1685 01:25:21,417 --> 01:25:23,376 It will take 2 hours to craw from here to the kitchen. 1686 01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:32,376 Daddy, you will understand. 1687 01:25:32,542 --> 01:25:35,042 If you are not going to delete, I won't even try to kill you. 1688 01:25:35,542 --> 01:25:37,917 I miss you forever daddy. 1689 01:25:38,084 --> 01:25:40,126 Kar-ming, that's so cruel. 1690 01:25:40,292 --> 01:25:41,501 We are not real born, 1691 01:25:41,667 --> 01:25:42,959 We are just imagination. 1692 01:25:43,126 --> 01:25:44,667 There is no emotion attach. 1693 01:25:46,209 --> 01:25:48,751 Kar-ming! 1694 01:25:50,042 --> 01:25:53,042 I'm feeling slow right now. 1695 01:25:53,334 --> 01:25:56,584 Is the drug working? 1696 01:25:56,751 --> 01:25:57,501 Shut up! 1697 01:25:57,667 --> 01:25:59,084 You are always slow. 1698 01:25:59,251 --> 01:26:01,292 Don't blame the drug. 1699 01:26:03,126 --> 01:26:06,667 Pull out the syringe for me. 1700 01:26:16,084 --> 01:26:16,626 Go back to where we are. 1701 01:26:16,792 --> 01:26:17,542 Yes! 1702 01:26:23,167 --> 01:26:25,251 Daddy, I don't want you to die. 1703 01:26:25,417 --> 01:26:27,376 I'm here to save you. 1704 01:26:28,709 --> 01:26:29,876 Pull out the syringe for me. 1705 01:26:30,042 --> 01:26:30,417 OK! 1706 01:26:30,584 --> 01:26:32,209 This is gonna hurt. 1707 01:26:36,751 --> 01:26:38,376 Go back to where we are. 1708 01:26:39,251 --> 01:26:40,917 Sorry. 1709 01:26:46,251 --> 01:26:46,792 Rose? 1710 01:26:46,959 --> 01:26:47,251 Mom? 1711 01:26:47,417 --> 01:26:48,417 Why are you here? 1712 01:26:48,584 --> 01:26:50,001 I'm here to save them. 1713 01:26:51,417 --> 01:26:53,959 Honey I love you so much. 1714 01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:56,001 I don't want you to die. 1715 01:26:56,167 --> 01:26:57,167 Honey! 1716 01:26:57,334 --> 01:27:00,459 Pull out the syringe for me. 1717 01:27:02,126 --> 01:27:06,292 This is gonna hurt, sorry honey. 1718 01:27:08,084 --> 01:27:10,376 Go back to where we are. 1719 01:27:12,209 --> 01:27:13,042 Boss! 1720 01:27:13,209 --> 01:27:15,792 I think you really should delete them. 1721 01:27:19,417 --> 01:27:21,292 I know you two are scheming. 1722 01:27:21,792 --> 01:27:23,001 You forgot your passport. 1723 01:27:23,167 --> 01:27:24,251 But they are here. 1724 01:27:24,417 --> 01:27:25,459 That's right! 1725 01:27:25,626 --> 01:27:27,167 That's why we come back 1726 01:27:27,334 --> 01:27:29,001 for our passport. 1727 01:27:29,501 --> 01:27:31,126 Don't even think of letting they go. 1728 01:27:31,751 --> 01:27:33,417 Otherwise, I will kill you both. 1729 01:27:33,959 --> 01:27:35,417 Let's go! 1730 01:27:42,084 --> 01:27:45,792 Hurry to the kitchen to switch off the gas. 1731 01:27:46,542 --> 01:27:48,959 I can't. 1732 01:27:49,167 --> 01:27:52,792 He said it will take at least 2 hours. 1733 01:27:53,292 --> 01:27:55,126 Oh hell! 1734 01:27:55,501 --> 01:27:56,584 Idiot! 1735 01:27:56,751 --> 01:27:58,292 I give you one minute. 1736 01:27:58,459 --> 01:28:00,501 If you can do it, I fired you one more time. 1737 01:28:00,667 --> 01:28:02,334 Starting from now. 1738 01:28:03,167 --> 01:28:04,167 Now! 1739 01:28:04,417 --> 01:28:09,334 Starting from now. 1740 01:28:17,001 --> 01:28:19,959 But I'm moving slow, 1741 01:28:20,334 --> 01:28:26,751 The drug is working... 1742 01:28:26,917 --> 01:28:29,542 Feels like it... 1743 01:28:37,709 --> 01:28:39,209 Pizza delivery... 1744 01:28:40,209 --> 01:28:42,042 Open the door. 1745 01:28:43,709 --> 01:28:51,084 Don't push the door bell... 1746 01:29:23,209 --> 01:29:25,501 Fucking dog, bark me? 1747 01:29:25,667 --> 01:29:27,376 Fuck you asshole. 1748 01:29:27,584 --> 01:29:29,709 I rather eat all the pizza, but giving you. 1749 01:29:36,417 --> 01:29:39,417 You can't even look after you family but you having a pet. 1750 01:29:39,584 --> 01:29:42,084 Maybe it will return me a favour in the future. 1751 01:29:53,292 --> 01:29:54,917 There is some more information on the bottom. 1752 01:29:55,084 --> 01:29:56,876 But my computer is broken, I can't read it. 1753 01:29:57,042 --> 01:29:57,292 It is fine. 1754 01:29:57,459 --> 01:29:58,709 You need to find a computer expert. 1755 01:29:58,876 --> 01:30:00,292 But the computer is broken, what should we do? 1756 01:30:00,459 --> 01:30:01,251 Go find my friend. 1757 01:30:01,584 --> 01:30:02,084 Which friend? 1758 01:30:02,251 --> 01:30:03,959 He's a computer protmgm. 1759 01:30:05,126 --> 01:30:06,376 Siu! 1760 01:30:07,501 --> 01:30:08,292 Oh hey Fa! 1761 01:30:08,459 --> 01:30:09,084 Rare guest. 1762 01:30:09,251 --> 01:30:10,167 Please help! 1763 01:30:10,334 --> 01:30:11,834 My real son, 1764 01:30:12,001 --> 01:30:15,626 He steps on it and twist it. 1765 01:30:16,042 --> 01:30:17,209 Can you fix it? 1766 01:30:17,376 --> 01:30:17,751 Help me please! 1767 01:30:17,917 --> 01:30:18,876 It's not that. 1768 01:30:19,209 --> 01:30:19,876 What? 1769 01:30:20,042 --> 01:30:21,876 Is it ok. 1770 01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:26,501 It's a good thing you use authentic copy. 1771 01:30:26,959 --> 01:30:28,834 Alright, wait for me. 1772 01:30:29,001 --> 01:30:30,209 You need to buy me afternoon tea. 1773 01:30:30,376 --> 01:30:31,959 Thank you Siu-gor, thank you! 1774 01:30:32,126 --> 01:30:32,626 Hurry up! 1775 01:30:32,834 --> 01:30:34,001 Thank you Shentong! 1776 01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:36,209 Let me connet this to a better computer. 1777 01:30:37,001 --> 01:30:38,542 Done! 1778 01:30:39,834 --> 01:30:41,001 Thanks Siu-gor. 1779 01:30:41,292 --> 01:30:42,709 Thanks! 1780 01:30:47,251 --> 01:30:48,167 This is one? 1781 01:30:48,334 --> 01:30:49,584 If you want to recover someone you deleted, 1782 01:30:49,751 --> 01:30:51,584 You must sacrifice something important. 1783 01:30:51,751 --> 01:30:53,376 This fuction can only use once. 1784 01:30:55,001 --> 01:30:56,584 What do you mean? 1785 01:30:57,501 --> 01:30:59,001 I rather never be a boss, 1786 01:30:59,167 --> 01:31:01,751 I want to good old boss back! 1787 01:31:01,917 --> 01:31:03,126 That's right. 1788 01:31:03,501 --> 01:31:05,501 When I said I want to good old boss back, 1789 01:31:05,751 --> 01:31:07,792 I also said I rather never be a boss. 1790 01:31:07,959 --> 01:31:09,001 And then you appear. 1791 01:31:09,417 --> 01:31:10,209 I work for you for my whole life. 1792 01:31:10,376 --> 01:31:11,626 And then I will never be a boss. 1793 01:31:11,876 --> 01:31:13,542 That's right! 1794 01:31:14,209 --> 01:31:15,501 And also, 1795 01:31:15,917 --> 01:31:18,042 If you want to recover someone you deleted, 1796 01:31:18,209 --> 01:31:20,334 you must sacrifice everything. 1797 01:31:20,709 --> 01:31:21,876 Everything? 1798 01:31:22,042 --> 01:31:25,709 What do you mean everything? 1799 01:31:27,001 --> 01:31:28,709 What is everything? 1800 01:31:28,876 --> 01:31:30,042 Everything! 1801 01:31:30,209 --> 01:31:31,542 Including everything? 1802 01:31:32,209 --> 01:31:35,626 Including my life? 1803 01:31:36,709 --> 01:31:40,542 Seriously? 1804 01:31:48,167 --> 01:31:50,084 Hey, Boring! 1805 01:31:50,459 --> 01:31:54,417 Boring! 1806 01:31:54,584 --> 01:31:55,709 Boring, listen to me! 1807 01:31:55,876 --> 01:31:57,126 Let me go! 1808 01:31:57,292 --> 01:31:59,584 Listen, you are not going to jump are you? 1809 01:32:00,001 --> 01:32:01,917 I make my girlfriend and my son disappear. 1810 01:32:02,209 --> 01:32:03,751 This woman is not my friend, 1811 01:32:03,917 --> 01:32:06,751 And the baby is not my son, everything is gone! 1812 01:32:07,126 --> 01:32:10,459 I rather die to get them back. 1813 01:32:11,126 --> 01:32:15,917 But if you die, and they are not coming back, you lose everything. 1814 01:32:17,084 --> 01:32:18,084 What? 1815 01:32:18,667 --> 01:32:20,084 I want to try! 1816 01:33:25,334 --> 01:33:27,542 Come to have some soup. 1817 01:33:27,709 --> 01:33:30,834 It took me ages to cook. 1818 01:33:31,001 --> 01:33:35,917 When I went shopping today, I was feeling I am full of energy 1819 01:33:36,084 --> 01:33:38,626 Is that a sign I'm getting better? 1820 01:33:38,876 --> 01:33:44,042 Are you rather on medication for your whole life? 1821 01:33:44,334 --> 01:33:46,501 Whole life? 1822 01:33:49,751 --> 01:33:52,542 That's unbearable... 1823 01:33:53,292 --> 01:33:56,376 If you don't love me, don't pity me. 1824 01:33:56,542 --> 01:34:00,876 If you don't want to marry me, don't pull my back. 1825 01:34:01,042 --> 01:34:02,542 If I want to make you disappear, 1826 01:34:02,709 --> 01:34:04,084 I can, but I wont! 1827 01:34:04,376 --> 01:34:06,459 Do you know what you have become? 1828 01:34:06,626 --> 01:34:11,042 I think I don't even know you right now. 1829 01:34:11,501 --> 01:34:15,626 If I recover, I will get a job 1830 01:34:15,792 --> 01:34:18,251 I think I haven't work for a long time. 1831 01:34:18,417 --> 01:34:20,751 It's unfair for you to do all the working, 1832 01:34:20,917 --> 01:34:23,542 I should pay my due too. 1833 01:34:23,709 --> 01:34:27,084 Let have soup together, and work together. 1834 01:34:28,084 --> 01:34:32,959 Hold on, you are spilling it. 1835 01:34:33,292 --> 01:34:36,626 You can drink it after I add few drops of urine. 1836 01:34:37,917 --> 01:34:39,751 I haven't taste your soup in ages. 1837 01:34:40,251 --> 01:34:43,417 What? I make you soup every day, 1838 01:34:44,084 --> 01:34:46,209 But you never drink them. 1839 01:34:46,459 --> 01:34:48,209 The doctor said the soup 1840 01:34:48,417 --> 01:34:51,917 I made is good for you. 1841 01:34:52,251 --> 01:34:54,376 Good for sex. 1842 01:34:54,584 --> 01:34:58,251 Help hair growth, and makes you taller. 1843 01:34:58,417 --> 01:35:01,084 But you never believe me. 1844 01:35:01,501 --> 01:35:03,001 Done! 1845 01:35:03,834 --> 01:35:07,917 You make the best soup in the whole world. 1846 01:35:08,084 --> 01:35:10,876 Are you praising me? 1847 01:35:14,917 --> 01:35:20,251 You feel like a different person. 1848 01:35:23,542 --> 01:35:25,292 I've changed. 1849 01:35:26,501 --> 01:35:28,667 I will love you more. 1850 01:35:29,084 --> 01:35:30,626 Treasure you more. 1851 01:35:37,126 --> 01:35:40,959 And promise you to take good care of you. 1852 01:35:42,251 --> 01:35:44,084 And the baby. 1853 01:35:44,876 --> 01:35:47,792 What baby? 1854 01:35:50,792 --> 01:35:52,792 Are you saying I'm fat? 1855 01:35:52,959 --> 01:35:56,501 No, have a sit! Let me tell you. 1856 01:35:56,667 --> 01:35:59,667 This part is supper from last night, 1857 01:35:59,834 --> 01:36:03,167 This one is lunch, 1858 01:36:03,334 --> 01:36:06,376 And this one is tea... 1859 01:36:07,584 --> 01:36:08,917 Wait! 1860 01:36:09,209 --> 01:36:12,917 My pms has stop for 3 months... 1861 01:36:13,084 --> 01:36:17,501 I afraid I'm dying so my pms stop. 1862 01:36:18,834 --> 01:36:21,584 What about this... 1863 01:36:21,834 --> 01:36:23,084 This is baby's feet. 1864 01:36:23,251 --> 01:36:25,251 And this? 1865 01:36:26,334 --> 01:36:27,584 Head, I guess! 1866 01:36:27,751 --> 01:36:29,917 And this one? 1867 01:36:30,792 --> 01:36:35,751 Let's think of a name for the baby. 1868 01:36:37,376 --> 01:36:38,876 Why are we meeting in here? 1869 01:36:39,042 --> 01:36:39,667 You bastard! 1870 01:36:39,834 --> 01:36:41,501 This appointment is not my idea. 1871 01:36:41,667 --> 01:36:42,542 Where are you? 1872 01:36:43,001 --> 01:36:43,334 Hey, give me a hand. 1873 01:36:43,501 --> 01:36:44,376 Come back here. 1874 01:36:44,584 --> 01:36:46,084 You got heavier, aunt. 1875 01:36:46,251 --> 01:36:47,209 Hum... 1876 01:36:47,834 --> 01:36:49,084 Right here... 1877 01:36:51,001 --> 01:36:51,751 Mother! 1878 01:36:51,917 --> 01:36:54,876 Why are we meeting here? 1879 01:36:55,042 --> 01:36:57,917 I was cooking abalone for my grandson. 1880 01:36:58,084 --> 01:36:59,042 What the hell? 1881 01:36:59,209 --> 01:37:01,334 Yeah, what's going on? 1882 01:37:01,501 --> 01:37:04,251 We have never taken a family photo before. 1883 01:37:04,417 --> 01:37:06,042 That's why we are here. 1884 01:37:06,209 --> 01:37:07,042 Family photo? 1885 01:37:07,209 --> 01:37:10,376 One photo can last at least 30 years. 1886 01:37:10,542 --> 01:37:11,876 If anyone passed away, 1887 01:37:12,042 --> 01:37:13,542 We don't need to take another photo. 1888 01:37:13,709 --> 01:37:15,209 That's a good deal. 1889 01:37:16,626 --> 01:37:19,042 Hey, have you done talking, I am a bust man. 1890 01:37:19,209 --> 01:37:22,209 Lady gaga is waiting for me! 1891 01:37:22,376 --> 01:37:23,876 Sorry, we are one person short. 1892 01:37:24,042 --> 01:37:25,459 Who? 1893 01:37:29,376 --> 01:37:30,542 Boring! 1894 01:37:30,917 --> 01:37:32,001 Boss! 1895 01:37:34,334 --> 01:37:36,376 Why are you inviting me 1896 01:37:36,542 --> 01:37:39,001 for your family photo? 1897 01:37:39,292 --> 01:37:42,209 You know me more than my family, 1898 01:37:42,376 --> 01:37:45,084 And I treat you like my father, is that a reason. 1899 01:37:45,542 --> 01:37:49,584 But you look like a Hobbit, how can you be my son? 1900 01:37:49,917 --> 01:37:51,292 I am serious. 1901 01:37:52,251 --> 01:37:53,251 You are welcome! 1902 01:37:53,542 --> 01:37:55,334 Thank you, dad. 1903 01:37:55,667 --> 01:37:58,667 Camera, give me very good, haha! 1904 01:38:01,334 --> 01:38:01,751 Who is pushing me? 1905 01:38:01,917 --> 01:38:03,376 Let the handsome on front. 1906 01:38:03,542 --> 01:38:05,667 Yes, you are ruining the photo. 1907 01:38:05,834 --> 01:38:06,542 That's right! 1908 01:38:06,709 --> 01:38:09,292 Boring, the baby is pooping. 1909 01:38:09,459 --> 01:38:10,126 Help me change the diaper. 1910 01:38:10,292 --> 01:38:12,751 Stop crying, you are just pooping, 1911 01:38:12,917 --> 01:38:14,626 Let daddy change your diaper. 1912 01:38:14,792 --> 01:38:19,042 The outsider is gone, let's take the picture. 1913 01:38:19,209 --> 01:38:20,126 Marvellous! 1914 01:38:20,292 --> 01:38:21,584 Very good. 1915 01:38:23,167 --> 01:38:26,417 Son, take a good look of the bunch of weirdo. 1916 01:38:27,251 --> 01:38:29,084 They are your family. 1917 01:38:29,542 --> 01:38:30,751 If we are lucky, 1918 01:38:30,917 --> 01:38:33,917 We will seeing each for another 30 years. 1919 01:38:34,126 --> 01:38:36,126 Sometime they are intolerable. 1920 01:38:36,501 --> 01:38:40,042 But once you stop seeing them, you will start to miss them! 1921 01:38:41,459 --> 01:38:42,834 And that's family, 1922 01:38:43,001 --> 01:38:45,209 You have no choice, but just deal with it. 1923 01:38:45,459 --> 01:38:49,084 That's life. 1924 01:38:49,667 --> 01:38:51,001 In the future, I will become one of them, 1925 01:38:51,167 --> 01:38:52,751 but please don't delete me. 1926 01:38:52,917 --> 01:38:54,334 Okay? Okay? 1927 01:38:59,417 --> 01:39:00,709 If you can replace to be someone else 1928 01:39:00,876 --> 01:39:01,709 Who would you choose? 1929 01:39:01,876 --> 01:39:02,501 1.) Brad Pitt 1930 01:39:02,667 --> 01:39:03,334 2.) Richard Lee 1931 01:39:03,501 --> 01:39:04,209 3.) Captain cool 1932 01:39:13,001 --> 01:39:14,292 If you can replace to be someone else 1933 01:39:14,501 --> 01:39:15,126 Who would you choose? 1934 01:39:15,292 --> 01:39:16,001 Again? 1935 01:39:16,167 --> 01:39:17,501 3.) Captain cool 1936 01:39:18,501 --> 01:39:20,209 This will not been happen again in my life. 1937 01:39:23,626 --> 01:39:25,334 Come on, hurry up! 1938 01:39:31,876 --> 01:39:34,042 Ok, picture is done, let's me treat you for abalone. 1939 01:39:34,209 --> 01:39:35,084 Great! 1940 01:39:35,251 --> 01:39:36,501 Can we have hot pot? 1941 01:39:36,667 --> 01:39:38,709 That's a handsome guy! 1942 01:39:43,751 --> 01:39:44,709 That's fine, hey, how's going?