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(typewriter clicking
rhythmically)

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(typewriter bell dings)

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♪ ♪

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♪ With a crew you can do
what you can't do alone ♪

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♪ With a friend,
you might pretend ♪

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♪ To feel warm in the cold,
and it's true ♪

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♪ That I'm gonna
be there for you ♪

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♪ Yeah, it's true ♪

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♪ I'll be right
on the side of you ♪

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(electricity sparking)

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♪ 'Cause that's
what friends do. ♪

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(typewriter clicking
rhythmically)

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(typewriters clicking)

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(typewriter bell dings)

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♪ Click, clack, moo ♪

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♪ Clickety, clack, moo ♪

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♪ Click, clack, moo
to you and you and ♪

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♪ You ♪

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♪ What-- click-- can-- clack--
this cow-- moo-- do ♪

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♪ To make your jingly, jangly ♪

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♪ I can't wait
for Christmas dreams ♪

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♪ To come true? ♪

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Oh!

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(grunts)

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Ha. Sorry about that.

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Anyway, back to work typing up
your fabulous Christmas lists.

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Well, hello, Chicken.

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What can Santa get you
and your egg for Christmas?

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His name is Chico.

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Happy Chico.

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Happy Chico. Ha, love that.

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Why don't we start with you?

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Dear Santa...

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I... would like...

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a robot butler who does
everything I don't want to do

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but has a special computer chip

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which won't let him
turn against me,

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seeking robot-butler revenge!

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-(typewriter bell dings)
-Next.

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(laughing):
Oh!

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Merry Christmas, Goat.

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Uh-oh.

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You're under the mistletoe.

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(giggles)
Now you have to kiss me.

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(exhales)

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A red velvet robe,
red velvet slippers,

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red velvet jacket, you know,

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just say
"red velvet everything."

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Oh, and a hot tub.

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(chuckles)
Mm-hmm.

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You must have been
a very good duck this year

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to ask for so many presents.

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Yeah, just ask my assistant.

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He's been adding up my naughties
and nices this year.

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And I got to tell you,
things are looking good.

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Ain't that right, Rabbit?

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Rabbit?

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I kind of need to get back
to my Santa list here, buddy.

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Sir, you're...

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you're not getting
any presents this year.

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Wait, what?

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I just quintuple-checked
your numbers, sir.

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Uh, you have done
some nice things this year, yes,

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but you've also done
some terrible, awful,

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just unspeakable things.

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Who, me?

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Roll the video.

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You pranked Farmer Brown

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by turning his
Statue of Liberty corn maze

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-into a Statue of Duck
corn maze. -What?

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(Duck laughs)

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Aw, oh... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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That was wrong.
(chuckles)

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RABBIT:
While Farmer Brown slept,

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you stacked 15 household
objects on his chest

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-(Farmer Brown grunts)
-with tragic results.

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Hey, I was going
for the world record.

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RABBIT: And you led the animals
on a protest strike

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because Farmer Brown wouldn't
buy you electric blankets.

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...no eggs.
No electric blankets, no milk!

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Uh, no comment.

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All right, I get it.

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All I'm getting for Christmas
is a big, fat lump of coal.

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I get it, okay?

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(groans)

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FARMER BROWN:
Well, hello, Cow,

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Cow, Cow,

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Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, Sheep,

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Chicken, Chicken,

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Chicken, Chicken, Chicken,

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Goat,

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Mouse, Mouse, Mouse,

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Duck, Rabbit,

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and, uh, well, Pig, of course.

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You writing your letters
to Santa, are you?

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(laughs):
Oh, that's what I like to see.

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"Can we type up
your Christmas list?"

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Oh, don't you worry about me.

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I got everything I need.

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Besides, Santa's gonna need
extra room in his sled

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for all your goodies.

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(crying)

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(blows nose)

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Oh, cheer up, Duck.

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So you're a selfish,
rotten fink.

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Big deal.

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(laughs)
Mwah, mwah, mwah.

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Not everyone can be
as wonderful as me.

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-(laughs)
-SHEEP: Be...

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ha... appy!

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(grunting)

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And know that we love you,
sweet prince.

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If this doesn't cheer you up,
nothing will.

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Ready, everybody?

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One, two, three.

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Group snow angel!

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(clucking, laughing)

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(whoops)

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(groans)

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Uh, sir? Are...

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Sir, uh, are you okay?

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(groans)

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I know you feel bad about not
getting any presents, sir.

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Uh, the good news is, Christmas
is about giving, not getting.

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R-Right, sir?

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(moaning):
No.

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Hurry on in here, animals.

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The show is about to start.

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Ooh, this is gonna be
so excit...

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-No pushing!
-Ow! Hey! That's my seat.

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-Personal space. Hello?
-Come on! Really?

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-Ow! That's my hoof!
-All right, all right.

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Watch out for extremely
breakable Chico.

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(chuckles)
All right, now.

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Now, get ready.

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It's almost time for the first
Christmas special of Christmas.

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There we go-- oh.

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What the...? Oh.

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Oh, crab apples.

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Not again.

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-(snorting)
-All right, now.

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Oh...

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Now, where does
all that money go?

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It's like a bottomless pit
down there.

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Ah, no matter.

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Hey, what's a little
loose change

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when I got my best friends

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and our wonderful
holiday tradition:

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seven Christmas specials
in seven days? Ha.

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-(microwave beeping)
-Popcorn's ready, too.

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Oh, I'll be right back.

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♪ On the first Christmas special
of Christmas ♪

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♪ My true love gave to me... ♪

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(clears throat)
Uh, yeah. Uh, right.

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Much as we love your singing,
uh, the show's starting, Cow.

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♪ It's starting, it's starting ♪

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♪ The very first Christmas
special of Christmas! ♪

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ALL:
Shh!

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♪ They try to stop me
out of jealousy ♪

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♪ But can't you see,
baby, can't you see ♪

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♪ It's the first Christmas
special of the seven ♪

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♪ Christmas specials
of Christmas! ♪

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ALL:
Shh!

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Okay. I'm afraid we're gonna
have to ask you to leave, Cow.

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Terribly sorry.

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♪ Out in the snow,
I can still watch the show ♪

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♪ Feeling that whispery,
twispery Christmas glow. ♪

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(shudders)

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Hi, I'm Appliance Al.

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And those are my actual clothes
in the dryer.

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(chuckling):
Oh.

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I don't just feel toasty-woasty.

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I feel toasty-woasty
to the mosty.

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Oh, to be toasty-woasty
to the mosty.

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And no static cling.

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Thanks to the amazing
Tumbletron 300 dryer.

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-Huh. -Farmer Brown
really likes that dryer.

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Oh, oh, I think Farmer Brown
loves that dryer.

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Oh, my.

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Maybe there is something
that Farmer Brown

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wants for Christmas after all.

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You have to admit,

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the dryer we have now
is a hunk of junk.

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-(mice pretend to spit)
-It is a disgrace.

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-(rumbling and squeaking)
-PIG: Whew... that sounds like

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a homesick orangutan.

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COW 2: Ugh.
That got its milk money stolen.

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COW 3: And got body-slammed
by a T. rex.

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GOAT:
And then blew up.

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COW 1: Which explains
why Farmer Brown's clothes

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have been a little damp
as of late.

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DUCK: Oh, that explains
why he keeps turning

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into a Farmer Brown-sicle.

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So, come on down.

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Order before Christmas,
and I'll throw in a spin

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on Al's Amazing Wheel
of Home Accessories.

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Win a dishwasher, a new fridge.

198
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How about
an electric waffle maker?

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Did he just say

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"electric waffle maker"?

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ALL:
♪ Waffles. ♪

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Yeah!

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And if you want to beat
the holiday rush,

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-just text your order
directly to me. -(phone chimes)

205
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Hey, it's a text from Santa.

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Ho, ho, ho! Send me
all the dryers you got, Al.

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All anybody wants
for Christmas this year

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is a Tumbletron 300 dryer.

209
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(chuckles)
Me, too.

210
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Let's get Farmer Brown
that dryer for Christmas.

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And how are we gonna do that?

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♪ With the transplendent ♪

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♪ Transplendency ♪

214
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♪ Of the Christmas spirit. ♪

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(bell dings)

216
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Rabbit, hey.

217
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If I help pull off
this Christmas miracle,

218
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would I get back
on Santa's nice list?

219
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Almost certainly, sir.

220
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Cow's right, everybody.

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♪ With the transplendent
transplendency ♪

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♪ Of the Christmas spirit... ♪

223
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There's nothing we can't do.

224
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What do you say, gang?

225
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I say, don't leave me

226
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hanging here, Duck.
Give me some.

227
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Quack, quack, boom.

228
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If we can pull it off...

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-It'll be...
-The toastiest...

230
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-Woastiest...
-Mostiest...

231
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Al's Amazing Wheel
of Home Accessories-iest...

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Waffle-winningest
Christmas ever!

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Ooh, and I'll be back
on the nice list, baby.

234
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Keep looking, everybody.

235
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There's got to be a ton
of money buried in there.

236
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I found a sandwich.

237
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I found a retainer.

238
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I found a lollipop with
a hair stuck to it.

239
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Ew.

240
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All righty, Pig.

241
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Show me how this thing works.

242
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Right.

243
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So we're here,
and we have to get

244
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all the way up to $430,

245
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which is what the dryer costs.

246
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That's way up here.

247
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Hold on.
Wait a second.

248
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How come we're starting
at below zero?

249
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Well, I had to lay out
some serious moola

250
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for the arts and crafts
supplies.

251
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Like I always say,

252
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you can never have enough...

253
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-glitter.
-♪ ♪

254
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Glitter.
(laughs)

255
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(gasps)
Ooh, I got something.

256
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It's my old Dr. Cow
action figure.

257
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I wonder if my old Moo-copter
is in here, too.

258
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,988
(chomping)

259
00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:01,828
Ugh. Do you always
have to be so... goaty?

260
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,538
I'm a goat.

261
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,624
(sighs) We're getting nowhere.

262
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,460
Somebody has got to go
into the crevice.

263
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,713
Farmer Brown said it's like
a bottomless money pit in there.

264
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,632
My team is ready, Cow.

265
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,175
Permission...

266
00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,677
to go into the crevice.

267
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,262
Permission granted, Mouse.

268
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,641
(all grunting)

269
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,684
Oi, mates, before you go,

270
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,561
who wants a bro hug, huh?

271
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,730
Bring it in.
Ah, feel the love.

272
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,108
We know you can do it.

273
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,276
Oh... Right. Yeah.

274
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,195
Um, sorry about that.

275
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,197
(chuckles) Sorry.
Uh, put you there.

276
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,074
I'm all covered in glitter glue.

277
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,617
We don't need any heroes, Mouse.

278
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,160
Anything goes wrong,

279
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,955
you tug the yarn two times
and we pull you up.

280
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:49,251
-Got it?
-You worry too much, Cow.

281
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,546
See you on the other side,
my amigos.

282
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,381
(grunting)

283
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,175
Ah, I don't know, guys.
I don't like this.

284
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,927
They're in too deep.

285
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,388
(gasps) Hurry. Pull 'em up, Cow.

286
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,099
Two tugs, Cow.
That's what we said.

287
00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,017
Two tugs.

288
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,770
Oh, come on, you little monkeys.

289
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,606
(clock ticking)

290
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,859
(creaking)

291
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,445
-Two tugs.
-Come on, lads, pull 'em up!

292
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,946
(all gasping)

293
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,407
(whirring)

294
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,411
-Are you hurt?
-What happened?

295
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,954
Did you find anything?

296
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,956
I'm ashamed to say...

297
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,876
we failed you, my friends.

298
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,669
Ha, ha! Just kidding.

299
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,004
(grunting)

300
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,714
-And this.
-And this.

301
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,091
-Yay!
-(cheering, whooping)

302
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,509
Yeah!

303
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,553
We are on our way...

304
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,306
cautiously optimistic Chico.

305
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,308
-Yes, we are.
-(ding)

306
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,269
-Yes... we are.
-(ding)

307
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,730
Yeah, I got it
the first time, sir.

308
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,148
(wind whistling)

309
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,609
We got hand-knit
Christmas sweaters, people.

310
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,986
Get 'em while they're ugly.
Perfect for the holidays.

311
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,989
They come in super ugly,
super-duper ugly,

312
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,408
and so ugly it hurts.

313
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,035
Gracias.

314
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,537
♪ I don't know
but I've been told ♪

315
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,999
♪ That holiday cheese logs
are always rolled. ♪

316
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,709
Merci.

317
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,669
Is everybody ready to have fun?

318
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,713
To have adventure?

319
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,798
To pay in cold, hard cash?

320
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,384
Then let's begin
our world-famous

321
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:25,514
Holiday Barnyard Animal
Super Safari...

322
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,767
Adventure Tour.

323
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,852
If we're very, very lucky--

324
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,146
extremely lucky,
some might say--

325
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,399
we just might spot some cows
over here.

326
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:40,779
I udder to think
what might happen

327
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,906
if there was a milk misfire.

328
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:45,116
-Oopsies.
-DUCK: Uh-oh.

329
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,993
Incoming! Let's get out of here.

330
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,954
(both laughing)

331
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,872
You may have seen a flock
of sheep before,

332
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,749
but have you ever seen
a clump of sheep?

333
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,167
They're one of nature's

334
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,462
most graceful,
majestical animal clumps.

335
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,798
(all groaning)

336
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,799
Ooh!

337
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,093
Ah, well, uh,

338
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,970
if you like the sweaters,

339
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,597
they're available
in our souvenir shop.

340
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,684
They make a great gift for Dad.

341
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,812
Another fun fact--
scientists have discovered

342
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,107
that birds are the direct
descendants of dinosaurs.

343
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,026
Is it true? You'll have
to decide for yourself.

344
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,486
(clucking and bellowing)

345
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,531
Oh, no! If you want to live,
follow me, guys!

346
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,408
(bellowing and screeching)

347
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,827
(wind whistling)

348
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,831
And that's... that's a goat.

349
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,375
I'm a goat.

350
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,960
(door creaks open)

351
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,545
All right, then.

352
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,755
If you're a child,
hold your parent's paw,

353
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,008
talon or hoof a little tighter.

354
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,219
(whispering): Because
if we're really, really lucky,

355
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:50,265
we might get a glimpse of the
most terrifying animal of all.

356
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,852
Look... if you dare.

357
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,895
(snoring)

358
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,940
-(groaning) -You may touch,
but do not awaken the beast,

359
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:03,069
-because that would be a very,
very, very bad idea. -(snoring)

360
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,863
-(air horn blows)
-Aah!

361
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,657
Ooh, what's going on here?
What...?

362
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,868
Duck? Ooh, I should've known!

363
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,786
What do you think you're doing?

364
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,955
-(Duck hums "Rock-a-Bye Baby")
-(mutters)

365
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,791
-It's all a dream?
-Sleep.

366
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,169
Well, I reckon that's a relief.

367
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,171
-It's all a dream.
-Sleep.

368
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,715
(snoring)

369
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,216
(wind whistling)

370
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,344
Why is everybody
so stressed out?

371
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,845
We're only halfway there.

372
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,930
And Christmas is a week away?

373
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,641
(gasps)
I've got an idea.

374
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,059
I don't know, Cow.

375
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,644
Your ideas have a way of...

376
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,312
Kind of always...

377
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:40,273
-Stinking?
-Hey!

378
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,526
Great idea, Cow!

379
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,196
Definitely not stinky. (laughs)

380
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,365
Cow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

381
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:52,952
Oh, well, when in doubt,
you got to go bouncy house.

382
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:55,205
(laughs)
Cannonballs!

383
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,041
(upbeat music plays on TV)

384
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,878
(hooves rubbing together
rhythmically)

385
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,130
-(hooves rubbing together)
-(clears throat)

386
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,757
♪ Moo-moo-moo-moo-moo ♪

387
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,926
♪ On the sixth Christmas special
of Christmas ♪

388
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,929
♪ My true love gave to me... ♪

389
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,847
Cow, I love your voice.

390
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,141
That's very nice
of you to say, Duck.

391
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,644
Well, that's because
I'm very nice.

392
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,521
-Did you get that?
-(ding)

393
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,356
But the thing is, Cow,

394
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,942
if you're singing,
we can't watch the show.

395
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,652
I'm sorry. I'll stop.

396
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,362
I'm so, so sorry, everybody.

397
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,239
(upbeat music plays on TV)

398
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,949
-(clucking)
-♪ Six chickens a-laying ♪

399
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,327
♪ Five non-nutritional
snacks! ♪

400
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,372
♪ Four kinds of mammals,
three nameless cows ♪

401
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,082
♪ Two crazy dancing feet... ♪
Whoa!

402
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,834
Whoa! Whoops!

403
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:44,379
I guess I'll go outside now.

404
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,839
(wind whistling)

405
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,549
♪ And a spunky little cow ♪

406
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,427
♪ That can still watch
Appliance Al on the TV. ♪

407
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,886
(shudders)

408
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:56,015
Ah! I don't just feel
toasty-woasty.

409
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,436
I feel toasty-woasty
to the mosty.

410
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,146
(gasping):
Oh!

411
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,023
Tumbletron.

412
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:07,068
Order before Christmas,
and I'll throw in a spin

413
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:11,364
on Al's Amazing Wheel
of Home Accessories!

414
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,824
(dramatic music plays on TV)

415
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:17,162
Maybe you'll win
an electric waffle maker!

416
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,956
ALL:
♪ Waffles! ♪

417
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,583
Yeah!

418
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,085
And if you want
to beat the holiday rush,

419
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,421
just text your order
directly to me.

420
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,881
(phone chimes)

421
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,842
Hey, it's another text
from Santa!

422
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:34,012
Oh, keep those Tumbletrons
coming, Al!

423
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,514
Just like me,
everybody's dreaming

424
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,851
of a static-free
Tumbletron Christmas.

425
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,395
Oop. Embarrassing.

426
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:46,024
So come on down and get your
Tumbletron while supplies last.

427
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,109
They're going fast!

428
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,320
Wait a second.
They're going fast?

429
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,280
SHEEP:
While supplies last?

430
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,115
Oh, no.
We don't have the money yet.

431
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,452
We have got to do something
before they're all gone.

432
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,913
Right, increasingly-concerned-

433
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,582
but-trying-not-to-show-it Chico?

434
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,667
You're so brave.

435
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,628
If we're going
to get that dryer,

436
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,172
we must be fearless,
we must be cunning.

437
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,093
And we must make
the customers disappear.

438
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,805
On my count, my compadres.

439
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,306
One, two.

440
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,642
Make me proud.

441
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,602
Stick with the plan,
and keep it...

442
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,020
(rolling "R"):
frosty.

443
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,105
(mice grunting)

444
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:29,400
-(chickens roaring)
-(woman yelling)

445
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,862
-Chickens!
-(bellowing and clucking)

446
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:36,115
Help! Runaway goat
being ridden by a duck!

447
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,619
Oh! Ew!

448
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,829
(whimpering)

449
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,874
What in the world is going on?

450
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,918
(typewriter bell dings)

451
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,129
"Dear Appliance Al,
could you please hold

452
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:53,633
"a Tumbletron 300 dryer for us

453
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,177
until we can pay for it?"

454
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:02,141
"Sincerely,
Cow, Cow, Cow,

455
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,353
"Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, Sheep,

456
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,146
Chicken, Chicken..."
Okay, I get it.

457
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,940
None of you have names. Uh...

458
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,442
how much money do you have?

459
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,319
That's all you've got?

460
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,698
I don't want to be the bad guy
here, but I-I run a business,

461
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,616
and I've already got enough
problems competing

462
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,828
with Brigitte over there
at that fancy Appliance Depot

463
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,163
without having
to hold a top-of-the-line dryer

464
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,332
for a bunch of livestock.

465
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,126
(clears throat)
No offense.

466
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,295
-(sheep bleating)
-(woman whimpering)

467
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,839
What is that... clump?

468
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,551
Oh, you want a prize?

469
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:40,471
Well, how about
you leave right now,

470
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,725
and I won't call Animal Control?

471
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,393
Out!

472
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,478
(groaning)

473
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,193
GOAT:
That went well.

474
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,863
Oh, come on.
At least we tried.

475
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,865
Oh, wow.
That must be Brigitte.

476
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,742
She doesn't look very happy.

477
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:04,162
COW 1: Ah, looks like Appliance
Al's got a lot more customers.

478
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,081
Hey, guys,
what if we helped her out...

479
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,125
and got paid for it?

480
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,879
(singsongy):
Who's excited?

481
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,672
I sure am!

482
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:20,345
We're almost ready for the
Stupendous Flying Animal Santas!

483
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,431
Stupendous Flying Animal Santas?

484
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,058
Yeah, they gave me
this brochure.

485
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,851
Okay, it says
they know the secret

486
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,561
to attracting new customers.

487
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,146
Oh, I sure hope so.

488
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:33,024
(stammering):
Is everybody ready?

489
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:37,195
Then bring on the stupendiosity!

490
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,906
Oh, please, please,
please, please, please, please!

491
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:49,165
Cow, buddy, hey,
skydiving isn't that scary.

492
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,250
Remember what they said
in the safety video?

493
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,170
It's like dancing in the air!

494
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,422
♪ Dancing in the air,
sweetheart. ♪

495
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,925
Come on, Cow, dance with me.

496
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,219
Uh, I need some help.

497
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,888
Hip! Hop! Hoo-ha!
Heechy, hoo-ha-ha!

498
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,640
Whatever it is you guys say.

499
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,433
Okay, never mind.

500
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,060
-Pig... baby.
-(whimpering)

501
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,229
Who's ready to be a legend?
Come on. Show of hooves!

502
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,231
(crying):
No, no.

503
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,024
Come on, Sheep Clump,
talk to me.

504
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,776
Tell me what I want to hear.

505
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,737
-(whimpering) -We... -Want...
-Our... -Mommies!

506
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,948
Come on.
What is your deal, guys?

507
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,783
If we make this jump,

508
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,327
Brigitte's going to pay us
enough money to buy the dryer.

509
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,663
If we don't, we won't get squat.

510
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:32,166
Look, guys,
I'm just as scared as you are,

511
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,044
but you know what's even scarier
than this?

512
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,672
Not getting that dryer
for Farmer Brown.

513
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:40,008
I know what you're all thinking.

514
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,010
"Farm animals don't fly."

515
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:45,555
They fall at a rate of 32.2 feet
per second per second, sir.

516
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,265
Maybe they do, Rabbit!

517
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,891
Maybe they do.

518
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,435
But guess what.

519
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,145
You're not farm animals today.

520
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:55,690
You're farm animals
wearing rented Santa suits.

521
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:59,235
So ask yourself:
what would Santa do?

522
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:02,989
Would he cry like a baby
or draw a scared face on an egg?

523
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,700
No. He'd tighten his belt
and say,

524
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,869
"Santa Claus is coming to town!"

525
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,829
-Yes. -Yeah.
-Well, that's probably true.

526
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,789
(overlapping chatter)

527
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,208
Cows, make me proud!

528
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,669
COWS:
Santa Claus is coming to town!

529
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,921
Chickens,
I know you're not chicken.

530
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,007
CHICKENS:
Santa Claus is coming to town!

531
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,176
Hey, mice,
you eat danger for breakfast!

532
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,136
MICE:
Santa Claus is coming to town!

533
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,055
Is everybody ready?

534
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,431
ALL:
Yeah!

535
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:32,310
Then... ho, ho...

536
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,811
go!

537
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,065
ALL:
Go!

538
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,484
All we got to do is
hit that bull's-eye,

539
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,069
and we bring home the bacon.

540
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:45,114
Just follow me down!
I'll lead the way!

541
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,243
Duck, look--
I'm dancing in the air!

542
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,037
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh.
(laughs)

543
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,997
Yes, you are, Cow.

544
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,208
Ready for action, my friends?

545
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,584
(mice grunting)

546
00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:57,835
Ho!

547
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,379
-Christmas tree!
-(mouse grunts)

548
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,592
(laughs)

549
00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,719
Take that, Appliance Al.

550
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:08,387
Wow, we're gonna do it, Rabbit.

551
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,681
Looks like
you're going to do it, too, sir.

552
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,934
You mean,
get back on the nice list?

553
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,519
You're almost there.

554
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,271
Wow.

555
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,024
Feliz Navidad,
red velvet Jet Ski.

556
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,611
And a merry Christmas to you,
red velvet monster truck.

557
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:27,115
And you-- you must be my red
velvet robot butler, Alberto.

558
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,783
Welcome!

559
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:32,161
(robotically):
We are drifting off course, sir.

560
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,539
Oh, that's wonderful, Alberto.

561
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,207
I would beg to differ...

562
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,625
sir.

563
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,377
Wha... what? Huh?!

564
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,003
Where's my hot tub?

565
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,005
My monster truck? Alberto?

566
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,383
Duck, where's the bull's-eye?

567
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,094
And why are we drifting
towards Appliance Al's?

568
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,638
Hey, I think there's a deal
going on next door!

569
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,348
Ooh, Appliance Al's.
Let's go over there.

570
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:53,975
-(overlapping chatter)
-Come on, guys.

571
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,352
Ugh! Fine.
No customers, no cash!

572
00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:00,439
Uh, thanks, animals!

573
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,942
Couldn't have done it
without you. (laughs)

574
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,320
(groans)
Bad news, sir.

575
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,406
You're back
on the naughty list again.

576
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,908
No bull's-eye, no bacon--

577
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,202
and it's all my fault.

578
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:18,124
Oh, man, how could things
get any worse?

579
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,501
Somebody get me my hair dryer.

580
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,505
(sniffles, coughs)

581
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:28,426
Oh, happy almost Christmas,
everybody.

582
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,428
I'm sorry I can't join y'all

583
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,847
for the last Christmas special
of Christmas.

584
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,933
(coughs) But you-you know
what'd be swell?

585
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,019
Y'all could watch it for me.

586
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,478
Would you do that?

587
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,230
-Yeah!
-Mm-hmm! -Ooh!

588
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,648
Well, better move along now.

589
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,692
The show's almost over.

590
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:48,779
The end? I can't believe it.

591
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,073
The last Christmas special...

592
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,451
is over.

593
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,328
♪ On the day we missed ♪

594
00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:57,538
♪ The seventh Christmas special
of Christmas ♪

595
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,665
♪ My true love gave to me... ♪

596
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,000
Come on, really?

597
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,835
Cow, not now.

598
00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:05,546
This is not the right time, Cow.

599
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,548
This is exactly the right time!

600
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,675
You guys never let me sing,
but this time,

601
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:12,553
I'm gonna sing, and you're
gonna listen, because...

602
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,096
♪ ♪

603
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,723
♪ On the day we missed ♪

604
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,850
♪ The seventh Christmas special
of Christmas ♪

605
00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,519
♪ My true love gave to me ♪

606
00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:23,189
♪ Five chicks a-sighing,
three mice a-crying ♪

607
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:25,399
♪ Two cows staring at me,
like I'm a disgrace ♪

608
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:26,442
♪ To their species ♪

609
00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:27,652
♪ One frumpy clump ♪

610
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,321
♪ One majorly bummed Chico ♪

611
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:32,031
♪ And a seventh
Christmas special ♪

612
00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:35,201
♪ We made all by ourselves! ♪

613
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:38,120
Ah, the only thing
we know how to make is a mess.

614
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,413
I don't think so.

615
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,624
Come on, gang! Follow me!

616
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,751
♪ We all know the special ♪

617
00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:46,379
♪ 'Bout that needy little tree ♪

618
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,589
♪ And the one
where Santa's luck ♪

619
00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:51,300
♪ Was wearing thin, so thin ♪

620
00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:53,636
♪ And the special
'bout the monster ♪

621
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:57,056
♪ Who turned as kind as can be ♪

622
00:25:57,098 --> 00:26:00,559
♪ But what about the one
we're in? ♪

623
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:03,312
COW 1:
Well, we did have a safari tour.

624
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,773
MOUSE:
Rolled cheese across the floor.

625
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,692
MICE:
♪ Leapt into the couch ♪

626
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,027
♪ To depths unknown ♪

627
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,613
-COW 3: ♪ We had
a bouncy house ♪ -Ooh!

628
00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:15,157
PIG:
♪ We glitter-glued a mouse ♪

629
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:19,412
♪ We're making a Christmas
special all our own ♪

630
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:22,290
-COW 1: ♪ I made an angel in
the snow ♪ -COW 3: ♪ Me, too ♪

631
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:25,001
GOAT:
♪ I ate a stinky shoe ♪

632
00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:28,296
RABBIT: ♪ Along with
every object he was shown ♪

633
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,339
Do you have to be so goaty?

634
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,049
I'm a goat.

635
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,760
MOUSE: ♪ We went plunging
from a plane ♪

636
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,388
-♪ That ♪ -♪ Was ♪
-♪ So in ♪ -♪ Sane ♪

637
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:41,934
♪ We're making a Christmas
special all our own. ♪

638
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:44,520
Then we missed the bull's-eye
and didn't get paid

639
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:48,232
and couldn't buy the dryer
because I was a greedy grabber

640
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,526
who was only thinking
about dirty...

641
00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:52,320
rotten... me.

642
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,612
(all gasp)

643
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,073
You're the reason we blew it?

644
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,868
And why our special's so sad?

645
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:02,580
Why, Chico's emotionally
scarred for life!

646
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,708
I'm sorry I made
Christmastime so bad.

647
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,418
(bluesy intro plays)

648
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:09,503
Why are you going, sir?

649
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:13,507
♪ Because I'm a naughty duck ♪

650
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,969
♪ Naughty as one duck could be ♪

651
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,138
♪ He's so naughty ♪

652
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,182
♪ So naughty, naughty ♪

653
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:24,310
♪ I'm a naughty,
not nice duck, now ♪

654
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:27,897
♪ Nau-Nau-Nau-Nau-Naughty ♪

655
00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,441
♪ He's so naughty ♪

656
00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:31,984
♪ So naughty, naughty ♪

657
00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:34,987
♪ Don't even know how
to be nice ♪

658
00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:39,950
♪ Unless it's to get
more stuff for me. ♪

659
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,996
You'd all be better off
without me.

660
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,583
But-but, sir...

661
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:52,088
♪ According to this Christmas
special manual I have here ♪

662
00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:55,633
♪ By experts
in the Christmas special biz ♪

663
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:59,261
♪ On page 403, sir ♪

664
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,889
♪ Come see, sir, it's so clear ♪

665
00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:06,268
♪ The thing that makes
a special special is... ♪

666
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,187
♪ Forgiveness ♪

667
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,565
-We forgive you. -Come on,
you may not be the perfect duck,

668
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,401
but you're our duck.

669
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,153
You add a special energy
to the group, sir.

670
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:19,281
♪ You think that
I can play a part? ♪

671
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:22,368
♪ If you open up your heart ♪

672
00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:25,913
♪ We'll bring our story
to a close ♪

673
00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:28,541
♪ With jolly ho-ho-ho's ♪

674
00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:31,877
♪ The greatest happy ending
ever shown ♪

675
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:35,589
♪ I'll be transplendently
transplendent from now on ♪

676
00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,716
♪ We're gonna get
that Tumbletron ♪

677
00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:39,718
♪ In the Christmas special ♪

678
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,263
♪ Clickety-clack-clack,
clickety-clack ♪

679
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,098
♪ A special special ♪

680
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,475
♪ Clickety-clack,
right backety-ack ♪

681
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,144
♪ A Christmas special ♪

682
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:49,478
♪ All ♪

683
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,938
♪ Our ♪

684
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,232
♪ Own ♪

685
00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:56,277
♪ Maybe I'm not such
a naughty duck after all ♪

686
00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:57,778
♪ Quack! ♪

687
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,405
(wind whistling softly)

688
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:02,324
COW 3: Oh, we've got to get
Farmer Brown that dryer.

689
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,160
We don't have the cash.

690
00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:05,703
Or the glitter.

691
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,538
SANTA (on TV):
Ho, ho, ho!

692
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,540
Oh, but we do have Santa Claus.

693
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:12,293
What if... what if we
asked him for the dryer?

694
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,503
Isn't it way too late for that?

695
00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:17,256
Maybe not. Remember
the Appliance Al's commercial?

696
00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,425
The text Santa sent to him?

697
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:22,428
If we could just get to Al's
and use his phone...

698
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,889
We could text
our new list to Santa!

699
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,932
-It could work!
-Very efficient!

700
00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:29,226
-It's not the worst idea I've
heard all day. -It's brilliant!

701
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,979
Sir, if you pull this off,
you're totally gonna be back

702
00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:33,397
-on the...
-Stop, Rabbit.

703
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,149
Nice list? Naughty list?

704
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,567
I don't care anymore.

705
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,360
I don't even want any presents.

706
00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:41,530
I just want to get this dryer
for Farmer Brown.

707
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,407
You know what? Duck's right.

708
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:45,409
I don't want presents, either.

709
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,702
Me, neither!

710
00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:49,079
No presents for us!
Hip! Hap! Ho!

711
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:52,917
Or us! Right, slightly-crushed-
about-the-presents-

712
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,794
but-still-sort-of-filled-
with-Christmas-spirit Chico?

713
00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,588
No taking, just giving.

714
00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,924
-The dryer!
-For Farmer Brown!

715
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,009
Yes! We can do it!

716
00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:04,136
Yeah! We're gonna get
that Tumbletron!

717
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:07,097
-Who needs presents?
-Let's be nice just to be nice.

718
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,725
Hey! Whoa! What are you doing
with my nice list?

719
00:30:09,767 --> 00:30:12,728
-I-I thought you said...
-Hey! I changed my mind!

720
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,021
You know what?

721
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,023
Let's go get that dryer.

722
00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:19,151
Oh, it looks pretty cold
out there.

723
00:30:19,193 --> 00:30:22,196
ALL:
Not if you travel like we do!

724
00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:24,782
-("Jingle Bells" playing)
-Ah, I get it.

725
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,867
In a cozy-wozy clump.

726
00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:30,037
-CHICKEN: Oh, it is cozy.
-(overlapping chatter)

727
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,460
(singing melody
to "Deck the Halls")

728
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,379
Oh, great.

729
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,422
Not you guys again.
I'm closed.

730
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,132
I'm going home.

731
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,343
-(typing)
-Oh, perfect. More cow typing.

732
00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:47,137
-(typewriter bell dings)
-Okay, give it here.

733
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,766
"Dear Appliance Al, could
you please text this letter...

734
00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,601
(groans)
to Santa?"

735
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:55,396
Guys, I'm sorry,
but it's Christmas Eve.

736
00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,898
My family's waiting for me.
It's way too late.

737
00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,318
You guys are killing me.

738
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,779
"Dear Santa,
all we want for Christmas

739
00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:05,864
"is a Tumbletron 300 dryer

740
00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,908
"to g...
(clears throat)

741
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,869
"to give to Farmer Brown.

742
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,496
"Sincerely,

743
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,540
"Cow, Cow, Cow,

744
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,333
Sheep, Sh..." Oh.

745
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,085
(chuckles):
Okay. You got me.

746
00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,087
Got me again.

747
00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:21,714
(sighs heavily)

748
00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:24,842
You came all this way
in the snow for your friend,

749
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,219
and you actually think
I'm gonna text Santa Claus

750
00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:29,680
with this nutso idea?

751
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:35,603
(sighs)
Okay. It is Christmas.

752
00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:39,189
Ha-ha! We did it!

753
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:42,484
(whooping, cheering,
excited chatter)

754
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:46,280
By the hair of our
chinny-chin-chin, Mr. Goat.

755
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:48,324
Oh!

756
00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:51,368
Oh, he's... very goaty,
isn't he?

757
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,704
All right, can I go home now?

758
00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:56,123
(wind whistling softly)

759
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,463
So, I guess you guys
are all probably hoping

760
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:05,591
I'm gonna give you
a ride home? Right?

761
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,760
-(whooping, shouting happily)
-Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa!

762
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,261
(sighs)

763
00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:11,722
Go ahead, Flopsy,
give it a spin.

764
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:24,943
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪

765
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:27,446
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la ♪

766
00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:30,366
-♪ Moo! ♪
-♪ 'Tis the season ♪

767
00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:31,825
♪ To be jolly ♪

768
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,452
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪

769
00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:35,371
-♪ La-la, la ♪
-♪ Quack! ♪

770
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:38,749
♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪

771
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,167
♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la ♪

772
00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:41,168
♪ La, la ♪

773
00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,294
♪ Oink! ♪

774
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:45,547
♪ Troll the ancient
Yuletide carol ♪

775
00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:47,049
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪

776
00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:50,594
ALL:
♪ La-la, la, la. ♪

777
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,514
Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

778
00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:55,557
I love you, too. That's fine.

779
00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:57,768
I got to go home now.
Still got to wrap some presents.

780
00:32:57,810 --> 00:33:00,813
Uh, good luck with Santa
and your farmer friend.

781
00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,649
And, oh, yeah, one last thing.

782
00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:05,359
Merry Christmas,

783
00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:07,861
Cow, Cow, Cow,

784
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,989
Chicken, Chicken, Chicken,

785
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,282
little Chico, Sheep,

786
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,702
Sheep, Sheep, Sheep,

787
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,830
Mouse, Mouse, Mouse,

788
00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:20,499
Rabbit, Duck, and Pig.

789
00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:23,127
Have I missed anybody? Too bad.

790
00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,504
I got to get out of here.

791
00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:28,716
SANTA:
Whoa-ho! Whoa-ho-ho!

792
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,175
Pull up. Pull up!

793
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,219
Pull... Mayday!

794
00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:33,512
Foam the runway!

795
00:33:33,554 --> 00:33:36,598
Fo-ho-hoam the runway!

796
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:38,684
Ho-ho...

797
00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:40,018
Whoa!

798
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,274
(gasps)
Tumbletron?

799
00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,444
Great balls of holly!

800
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,821
I almost didn't make it there.

801
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:54,742
That is the last time
I lug a dozen Tumbletron dryers.

802
00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:58,162
Seems like everybody
wants one this year.

803
00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,498
That one there?
Oh, that's yours, Farmer Brown.

804
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,876
Oh, there must be a mistake.

805
00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:06,211
I didn't ask
for anything this year.

806
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,463
I know.

807
00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:09,381
But these guys did.

808
00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:10,924
♪ ♪

809
00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:13,260
You did this for me?

810
00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:15,387
Oh, come here!

811
00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:17,639
-(happy squeals, chatter)
-Cow, Cow, Cow...

812
00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:19,433
-(bleating)
-Sheep, Sheep...

813
00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:21,351
Whoa! Easy!

814
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,562
I love you guys!

815
00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:25,814
I feel toasty-woasty

816
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:27,816
to the mosty!

817
00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:28,859
Duck...

818
00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:30,652
this is for you.

819
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:36,033
Sorry, Duck. You were so close
to getting on the nice list.

820
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,368
Uh, maybe next year.

821
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,953
Aw.

822
00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,997
I tell you what--
why don't I take

823
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:43,999
all your nices from this year

824
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:46,210
and roll them over
into next year?

825
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,295
Give you a good head start.

826
00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:50,506
You're probably going
to need it.

827
00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:53,133
♪ ♪

828
00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:56,845
♪ With a crew you can do
what you can't do alone ♪

829
00:34:56,887 --> 00:35:00,432
♪ With a friend you might tend
to feel warm in the cold ♪

830
00:35:00,474 --> 00:35:02,434
♪ And it's true ♪

831
00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:05,479
♪ That I'm gonna be there
for you ♪

832
00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:09,566
♪ Strong enough
when it's rough ♪

833
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,777
♪ Keep this up, don't give up ♪

834
00:35:11,819 --> 00:35:13,403
♪ We can make it ♪

835
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,030
♪ We can make it ♪

836
00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:17,282
-Ho-ho-ho!
-♪ All together, we're better ♪

837
00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:21,620
♪ These mountains,
together, we'll move ♪

838
00:35:23,247 --> 00:35:24,873
♪ Whoo! ♪

839
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,380
♪ ♪

840
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:46,937
(typewriter clicking
rhythmically)

841
00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:48,897
(typewriter bell dings)

