1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:04,583 [water lapping] 2 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:07,633 ♪ 3 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:11,625 ♪ Closed Captioning produced by iProbe Multilingual Solutions iprobesolutions.com 4 00:00:11,625 --> 00:00:21,625 ♪ 5 00:00:21,625 --> 00:00:26,625 ♪ 6 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:32,495 ♪ 7 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,250 [phone ringing] 8 00:00:36,667 --> 00:00:38,167 (Jeff) Hey, this is Jeff. 9 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:41,376 (Elise) And Elise! Yep, we did it! 10 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,705 (Elise) I'm finally moving in! Because we're getting married in a few weeks! 11 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:47,378 (Jeff) Okay, just leave me -- us -- a message. 12 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:48,825 (Elise) Bye! 13 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:51,884 [beep] (Mike) Hey, it's Mike, your friendly neighborhood travel agent. 14 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:55,705 Yep, summer's here, so just a few last-minute details to go over 15 00:00:55,708 --> 00:00:57,878 for your Paris honeymoon, and then we're all... 16 00:00:57,875 --> 00:00:59,745 (recording) Leçon 3: Freezer... Le congélateur 17 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,710 Congélateur. 18 00:01:04,291 --> 00:01:06,251 (recording) [French phrase] 19 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,880 Toilettes . 20 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:11,375 (recording) Plus de vin s'il vous plaît 21 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,075 Combien coûte ce chemisier? 22 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:15,833 (Elise) S'il vous -- wow. Armoire! 23 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:20,785 Plaqué! Plaque! 24 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,705 Évier! 25 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:28,418 (recording) [French phrase] 26 00:01:28,417 --> 00:01:32,037 (Elise) Excusez... baguette. 27 00:01:35,542 --> 00:01:37,422 Ooh, plus de vin s'il vous plait! 28 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:47,417 ♪ 29 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:54,667 ♪ 30 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:56,417 Wake up. 31 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:03,633 Wake up; I'm pregnant! 32 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:04,825 What? 33 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:08,294 [laughs] How do you still fall for that? 34 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:10,831 Babe, I made you a breakfast burrito. 35 00:02:10,834 --> 00:02:13,924 Oh, mmm. What time is it? 36 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:16,077 Seven-thirty. Why are you up so early? 37 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:19,963 Is it still considered being up early if you never went to sleep? 38 00:02:19,959 --> 00:02:21,459 How are you functioning? 39 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:22,418 I don't know. 40 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:23,827 Bodies are weird, right? 41 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:25,834 Science, etcetera. 42 00:02:25,834 --> 00:02:26,964 Caffeine? 43 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:28,419 So much of it. 44 00:02:28,417 --> 00:02:30,747 But the good news: I finally finished. 45 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,790 Oh, no way! 46 00:02:32,792 --> 00:02:36,752 Yeah! At 6:37 a.m., I finally typed the words "The End." 47 00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:37,790 That's incredible. 48 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:38,922 Yeah. 49 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:40,627 So, how do we celebrate? 50 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:42,785 Sex... with you! 51 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:44,632 Get up! 52 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:48,625 Right now? Come on, I have to get ready for work. So do you. 53 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:49,915 You are such a tease. 54 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:50,877 [smooch] 55 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:56,915 So now that you're finished, when do I actually get to read it? 56 00:02:56,917 --> 00:02:58,827 Soon... ish. 57 00:02:58,834 --> 00:03:03,334 Babe, come on. This is what I do. Why are you so afraid to let me read it? 58 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:07,333 Well, I don't want you to think I'm using you for your grammatical prowess. 59 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:09,133 Clearly I'm using you for your HBO. 60 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:11,825 [phone vibrates] 61 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:15,044 That's probably Celia, making sure I got her a soy latte, 62 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:17,751 like I haven't been getting her soy latte for three years. 63 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,710 You going to get her skim? Obviously. 64 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:21,538 Yeah. 65 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:24,294 Hey, careful! 66 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:29,381 Come on. This is Brooks Brothers. It's expensive. 67 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,915 Will you go by my place today and grab the rest of my things? 68 00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:35,747 I can't. I have a meeting at 10:00 with Vanessa, 69 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:39,040 and then I've got to get my pages to the editor by 6:00. 70 00:03:39,041 --> 00:03:40,541 "Ass like Rihanna" Vanessa? 71 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:41,882 [exhales firmly] 72 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:43,375 It's a joke. 73 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:45,785 I'll pick them up on the way home. I love you! 74 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:48,002 [smooch] I love you. 75 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:58,000 ♪ 76 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,710 ♪ 77 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,498 (man) Here you go: three lattes. 78 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,210 Thanks. 79 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,205 (Sally) Elise? Elise Miller! 80 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:11,668 Oh, look at you: all grown up! 81 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:12,957 Sally Meister? 82 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:14,919 Says so on my driver's license. 83 00:04:14,917 --> 00:04:17,747 What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at camp? 84 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,420 Oh, just doing some last-minute recruiting. 85 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:22,627 I'm still two counselors and a lifeguard shy of a full staff. 86 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,075 You want to come aboard? 87 00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:28,583 That is very tempting, but I think my summers of armpit bug bites are over. 88 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:29,923 Actually I work in publishing now. 89 00:04:29,917 --> 00:04:31,627 Oh, do you? 90 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:34,745 Yeah, Lou Bell Press. They do a lot of young adult fantasy stuff. 91 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:37,040 Have you heard of the Midnight Moonlight series? 92 00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:39,381 Maybe. What have we got here? 93 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:41,245 I'm getting married in two weeks. 94 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:44,080 Oh, congratulations. Where are you honeymooning? 95 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:47,043 Paris. Ooh la la! 96 00:04:47,041 --> 00:04:49,581 Before you know it, you'll be driving your little ones up 97 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:51,133 to Takota for the summer yourself. 98 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,625 Oh, man. I think my ovaries just winced. 99 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:56,245 I'm not really the offspring type, 100 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,960 but if I was, they'd be Takota girls. 101 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:01,419 I'm sorry, Sally. I've really got to go. 102 00:05:01,417 --> 00:05:04,957 Oh, I've got to get a move on myself; I'm meeting Jared for breakfast. 103 00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:06,579 You remember my son, don't you? 104 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:10,423 He taped a walkie-talkie to his head and called it a Bluetooth. Who could forget? 105 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:12,127 He always loved his technology. 106 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:15,165 He actually made a fortune on one of those app thingies. 107 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,833 Oh, that's cool. 108 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:19,794 Yeah, it's called Hot Crotch. 109 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:23,582 It can take your temperature if you point your phone at your, well, crotch. 110 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:24,963 Unique. 111 00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:26,999 It's ridiculous! 112 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,460 Oh, I know you've got to go, but you should consider coming up 113 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:32,288 for visitors' weekend. Lots of familiar faces. 114 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,921 I'll think about it. Bye, Sally. 115 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,127 Oh! Oh! 116 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:35,705 (Elise) Careful! 117 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:44,670 [rails clunking] 118 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:48,497 [phones ringing] 119 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,130 (Gil) Good morning. Lou Bell Press, Gil speaking. 120 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:53,125 [phones ringing] 121 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:57,828 Morning, Celia. 122 00:05:57,834 --> 00:06:01,174 (Celia) You listen to me. I have a vacancy on my fall publishing schedule. 123 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:04,166 Well, she needs to be prepared to return her advance 124 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:07,786 in full, which -- based on the new nose she's been sporting -- 125 00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:09,672 appears to already be spent. 126 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:10,997 [beep] Has His Highness arrived yet? 127 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,830 His agent called from the car and said that they are on their way. 128 00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:14,834 Is everything ready? Yes. 129 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:15,674 Food? Delivered. 130 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,077 Contest winners? Conference room. 131 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:18,043 Releases? Signed. 132 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:20,001 And... sent to Legal. 133 00:06:21,417 --> 00:06:24,037 You'll be taking pictures at the meet-and-greet. 134 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:27,541 In addition to live tweeting the event and moderating the Reddit Q&A? 135 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:29,291 No problem. 136 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:34,832 Elise, please return your sarcasm along with that parody of a jacket. 137 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:36,584 I have enough to deal with. 138 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:41,537 Jillian Raab is too busy sniffing her book advance up her new nose to actually write any pages. 139 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:45,541 Well, actually, Celia, this might be totally inappropriate, 140 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:48,542 but I actually finished my book last night. 141 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:51,962 And I only bring this up because it's also YA fantasy, 142 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:55,709 it deals with unrequited love and Loch Ness monsters. 143 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:02,077 It's called "Un-Loch My Heart," tentatively, and I actually have it here on a thumb drive if -- 144 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,083 That was totally inappropriate. 145 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:08,384 And lucky for you, I am totally desperate. 146 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:14,247 By all means, take your time digging through old receipts 147 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:15,830 and Doritos wrappers. I have all day. 148 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:20,630 [clears throat] Okay. 149 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:24,375 Yeah. [exhales] Thank you, Celia. 150 00:07:24,375 --> 00:07:28,705 Well, I'll see if I have time to read it based on how smoothly today goes. 151 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:33,788 I don't need to remind you how important Walker Paige's support and the support of his fans is to Lou Bell. 152 00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:35,922 Absolutely. Everything will be perfect. 153 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:46,289 ♪ 154 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,421 (girls) Oh, my God! It's Walker Paige! 155 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:50,877 He's real! He's real! 156 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:53,955 Look at his hair! His hand is in it! 157 00:07:53,959 --> 00:07:55,919 [screaming] 158 00:07:55,917 --> 00:08:02,287 ♪ 159 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:08,961 [gleeful chatter] 160 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:16,829 [cheering] 161 00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:18,294 What just happened? 162 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:21,831 (Manda) It's like they're being murdered by their own happiness. 163 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,964 (Elise) I saw a 13-year-old throw her panties. 164 00:08:23,959 --> 00:08:25,129 Oh, gross. 165 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,915 Oh, vomit. 166 00:08:27,834 --> 00:08:28,924 [gasps] 167 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:35,210 Who is eating Walker Paige's face? 168 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,170 [gasp] 169 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:40,376 Oh, my God! 170 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:43,665 (Manda) Isn't he supposed to be dating his co-star, 171 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:46,327 the one that went to rehab for the self-tanning addiction? 172 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,833 How do you know that? 173 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:49,334 How do you not know that? 174 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:52,133 Manda! [camera shutters] 175 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:53,415 Manda! 176 00:08:58,166 --> 00:08:59,996 (Manda) [laughs] 177 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,173 (Celia) Elise! Yes? 178 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,826 What is the point of having a social media manager 179 00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:07,254 who doesn't manage any social media? 180 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:09,920 Oh, it's uploading right now. Should be any second. 181 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,457 Done. 182 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:30,375 [beeping] 183 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:32,415 No... 184 00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:34,207 no, no, no, no... 185 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:36,328 no, no, no...! 186 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:37,463 What the fu--?! 187 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,828 [elevator dings] 188 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:45,875 [exhales] 189 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:49,578 [exhales] 190 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:51,293 Elise, what are you doing home? 191 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:56,037 Oh, I just got fired. 192 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:57,461 What do you mean? 193 00:09:57,458 --> 00:10:00,248 It's pretty self-explanatory. 194 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,250 What happened? 195 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,420 I don't know. The technology, it turned on me 196 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:05,877 and I couldn't control it and... 197 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,211 I'm not following. 198 00:10:09,417 --> 00:10:10,377 Hey, hey... 199 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:15,582 hey, hey, look at me. 200 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:17,423 You're going to be okay. 201 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,997 Yeah? 202 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,080 Yes. 203 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,423 Okay? 204 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:24,922 Hey, why don't we... 205 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:27,457 why don't we go down to Henry Oh's, 206 00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:30,288 drink way more than we should for 11:00 a.m. on a Thursday, 207 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,421 and you can tell me everything that happened? 208 00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,247 Can we get nachos? 209 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,960 Absolutely. 210 00:10:35,959 --> 00:10:37,749 Very cool. 211 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:41,421 Why don't you head down there and then just get us a booth? 212 00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:43,787 I'll get dressed, and I'll just meet you over there. 213 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:48,128 Why did you have two glasses? 214 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:48,875 I'm sorry, what? 215 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,000 When I walked in, you had two glasses. Why? 216 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:56,245 Is there somebody here? 217 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:58,330 (Vanessa) Babe, have you read this nonsense? 218 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:01,293 Another teen werewolf novel? 219 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:04,881 I have seen less cliché writing in my 12-year-old niece's fan fic- 220 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,460 (Jeff) Elise, I can explain this. Don't. 221 00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:11,458 And it's not about werewolves. 222 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,128 It's about Loch Ness monsters. 223 00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:18,126 Elise, wait. 224 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,075 You wait! 225 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,580 I am grossed out and sad about this. 226 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,126 [door opens, closes] 227 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,168 [door opens] 228 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,543 Suck me. 229 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:49,875 ♪ 230 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,535 ♪ 231 00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:55,542 Gah, you are so terrible. 232 00:11:55,542 --> 00:11:58,132 And so, so beautiful. 233 00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:01,325 ♪ 234 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:02,383 [beep] 235 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:05,875 ♪ 236 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:07,825 "Great bumping into you today. 237 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,674 Good luck with the lucky man. 238 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,417 Found this when I got home." 239 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:21,207 ♪ 240 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,578 [phone beeping] 241 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,503 [ringing] 242 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,330 (Sally) Hi, you've reached Sally. Leave me a message. 243 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,383 [beep] 244 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,415 Sally! 245 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,377 It's Elise Miller. 246 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:34,575 Hey, girl, hey! 247 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:40,583 ♪ 248 00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:43,253 [phone beeping] 249 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,460 [ringing] Sally! 250 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:47,078 It's Elise Miller! 251 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,583 It was so good to see you this morning. 252 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,633 Gah, your face was on point this morning. 253 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:55,125 What face cream are you using? 254 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,245 Awesome. Cool. 255 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,500 [ringing] 256 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,080 (Sally) Hi, you've reached Sally. Leave me a message. 257 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,213 [beep] 258 00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:04,378 [exhales] Sally, I was thinking about your offer 259 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:05,245 to come up to camp. 260 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:10,078 At first, I was like, "Elise, say what? 261 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:11,003 That shit cray!" 262 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,750 And then I was thinking about it more... 263 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:17,540 ♪ 264 00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:20,132 [phone beeping] 265 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,625 [ringing] 266 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:24,825 I still know all the camp songs, like this one, 267 00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:28,464 classic hit you might remember from 1993. 268 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,288 Let's camp it up. 269 00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,081 Camp, camp, camp it up. 270 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:34,003 Hey, ladies! 271 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,080 "Suck me"? 272 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,633 What? 273 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,165 Who says that? 274 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:43,245 I would love to come to camp, okay? 275 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,670 Stop asking me; I'm going to do it. 276 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,961 Sally, I'm coming to camp. 277 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:52,631 Oop! Hey, friend. 278 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:57,665 ♪ 279 00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,127 [horn honks] 280 00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,496 (woman) Bruce! Bruce! 281 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,170 412. 282 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,496 (Elise) Oh, no. 283 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,500 Bruce! 284 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,750 [horn honks] 285 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:18,081 Sally said 412. 286 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,540 Bruce! 287 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,748 (Sally) Elise! I got your message. 288 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,000 Or should I say "messages"? 289 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,830 And I can't tell you how happy I am to hear 290 00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,884 you'll be joining us this summer. 291 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,785 Now, luckily, the Fefferman family will be passing through 292 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,672 your neck of the woods on their way to drop off their daughter Penny, 293 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,997 and they have graciously offered to give you a lift. 294 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,420 So grab your swimsuit and slap on some sunscreen, 295 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,577 because you're going to camp! 296 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,713 (Jeff) Elise, look: it's not what it looked like. 297 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,828 [horn honks] 298 00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,504 Okay, it is -- 299 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,460 [phone rings] 300 00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:58,537 (Manda) Oh, my God, Elise, you must be devastated. 301 00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:01,042 Understatement of the century. 302 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:05,171 (Manda) I mean, the GIFs on Tumblr alone are insane! 303 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,706 Want to get brunch -- I can't. 304 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,668 I... 305 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,537 I'm going to camp. 306 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,502 (Manda) Oh! I haven't tried that place. 307 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,540 What street is it on? 308 00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:16,882 No, actual camp. 309 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,625 Manda, I've got to go. 310 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,125 (Manda) What? 311 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,375 [buzzer] 312 00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:26,627 Hello? 313 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,459 (Kathy) Elise? It's Kathy Fefferman. 314 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,748 We're here to give you a ride to camp. 315 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,830 I overslept. 316 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:36,254 Can you give me five minutes? 317 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,420 [exhales loudly] No problem! 318 00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:39,497 Okay, I'll be right down. 319 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:47,751 ♪ 320 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,580 Ooh, bad. 321 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:50,423 Ooh, bad. 322 00:15:50,417 --> 00:16:00,457 ♪ 323 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:09,668 ♪ 324 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:11,423 Hi there. 325 00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:13,462 Holy Real Housewife. 326 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,790 You need a hand? 327 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,292 No, I think I'll be fine. 328 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:18,461 Yeah. Honey! 329 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:19,628 Bruce? 330 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,825 Bruce! 331 00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,424 Honey, can you help her? 332 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,787 I am Kathy Fefferman. 333 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,463 It is so wonderful to meet you. 334 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,788 This is my husband Bruce. 335 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:30,752 (Bruce) Hi. 336 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,832 Right. And back here, this little nugget, this is our Penny. 337 00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,631 Hi. 338 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:41,875 If we're going to stay on schedule, we'd better hit the road ASAP. 339 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,535 Come on, missy. 340 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,253 (Kathy) Everybody buckled up? 341 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,790 Elise, do you like jazz? 342 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,502 Oh, not at all. 343 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:56,170 We have been listening to a lot of French jazz lately to get us into the Parisian mood. 344 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,456 We're going while Penny's at camp. 345 00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,828 Have you ever been to France, Elise? 346 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,834 Ow. 347 00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:05,674 Sorry. Just making sure that this is all really happening right now. 348 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,287 We went on our honeymoon. Ah! 349 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:10,502 And I've been dying, just dying to go back. 350 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:14,830 It's so romantic and has these little cafés, and the Champs-Élysées and the wine. 351 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,214 Bruce! 352 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,538 Signal! 353 00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:19,332 Did I mention how romantic it is? 354 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,463 You really should try to go sometime, Elise. 355 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,165 Paris... 356 00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:28,882 Oh, and the Champs-Élysées and the wine. 357 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,745 Just been dying to get back. 358 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,920 It's so romantic. 359 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,877 It has all these cute little cafés, and the street lamps, 360 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,705 oh, the Champs-Élysées. 361 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,038 And, oh, the butter and the cheese and the baguettes 362 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,671 and oh, there's the wine. Oh, my God, Elise. 363 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:44,247 It's fabulous. If you ever get a chance, I'm telling you... 364 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:44,960 Paris! 365 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,497 Ah! 366 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,960 Oh, Bruce, come on. 367 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,375 Well? 368 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,421 (Kathy) No, don't touch that. 369 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:58,627 First the lanterns, then the case of... 370 00:17:58,875 --> 00:17:59,955 It happens. 371 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,537 Are we late? 372 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,672 Not at all. 373 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,997 I just remember drop-off day being a little more intense. 374 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,213 Oh, it will be... tomorrow. 375 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,458 Penny's a little younger than the other campers. 376 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,578 I mean, not that she can't handle it. She is an incredibly mature six-year-old. 377 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,963 Six? 378 00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:24,209 We just thought she might acclimate better if she had a day here without all that chaos. 379 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:27,878 Plus between you and me, I have no desire to be here on drop-off day 380 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,205 with all those neurotic moms. 381 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,418 Bruce! Could you be a little louder? 382 00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:32,957 I still have my hearing. 383 00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:34,169 (Bruce) Got it. 384 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:37,456 Anyway, I checked with Maxine, and it's totally fine. 385 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,288 Maxine? As in Maxine Reynolds? 386 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,880 Kathy, if she's telling you stories about me, only half of them are true. 387 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,955 Hello! 388 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,829 Max! Hi! 389 00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,924 Oh, when Sally told me you were coming, 390 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:50,827 I slapped her. 391 00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:52,464 I straight up slapped an elderly woman, 392 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,998 because I cannot believe you're here! 393 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,630 Wow, Elise! You've not changed a bit in eight years. 394 00:18:56,917 --> 00:19:00,537 And you literally have not changed a bit in eight years. 395 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:01,462 Well... 396 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:02,578 (Allison) Not true. 397 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,630 She's finally lost her virginity. 398 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,785 Barely. 399 00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,002 Allison. Hey. 400 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,420 I saw you on my way to the mess. 401 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,787 The mess? Uh-huh. 402 00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,252 Oh, God. 403 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:15,500 Please don't tell me your mom is still up there making grilled cheese. 404 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,790 No, no. 405 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:17,502 Thank God. 406 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,710 She's no longer with us. 407 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:21,915 Allison, I'm so sorry. 408 00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,997 She's no longer with us because she retired to Boca Raton. 409 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,630 Elise, don't believe anything that comes out of her mouth. 410 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,995 I took over for her like six years ago. 411 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,830 I don't mean to interrupt, but I couldn't help but overhear. 412 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,884 Are you the Allison I've been emailing with? 413 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,495 That depends. Who might you be? 414 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,540 Where are my manners? 415 00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:38,172 Kathy Fefferman. 416 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,706 Oh. Mrs. Fefferman. 417 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:44,458 It is so nice to put a face to dozens and dozens of detailed emails. 418 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,378 [chuckles] Do you have a minute? 419 00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,544 I'd like to go over Penny's dietary restrictions. 420 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,286 I would love nothing more. 421 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:56,788 Welcome back, business casual. 422 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,132 Yeah, what is this look you got going on? 423 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:01,955 Max, do you have a place I can charge this? 424 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:04,499 Oh, there's no need. This is a 100 percent cell-free zone. 425 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,710 Say what now? 426 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,458 Yeah, there's zero service up here. I made sure of it. 427 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,378 So let's go to your cabin! 428 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,705 Grab your bags! Grab your trash bags! 429 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:14,748 Only one of them is a trash bag. 430 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,080 Luggage by Hefty. [laughs] 431 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,043 Were these Christmas gifts? 432 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,881 How does it feel to be back? 433 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,165 Very surreal. 434 00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:25,786 I had no idea that you and Allison would be here. 435 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:29,002 (Elise) What, have you just like not left since we were 19? 436 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,540 I wish. But during the school year, I teach fourth grade 437 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:32,582 in the South Loop. 438 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:33,883 Hey, you live in Chicago? Uh-huh. 439 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:37,035 I live in Chicago. I'm surprised I haven't run into you. 440 00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:40,501 Weird. But I really only hang out at like one bar, so. 441 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,580 Oh, which one? 442 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,713 It's called my couch. 443 00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,498 Yeah, they have really good box wine specials. 444 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,750 Yeah, I love that place. 445 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,210 It's really exclusive. 446 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:51,418 Anyways, when I take over as camp director, I'll move up here full-time. 447 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,537 Wait, is Sally retiring? 448 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,922 She says it's her last year. 449 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:58,207 I mean, nothing's actually been officially announced, but look at me. 450 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,078 Yeah, you're a shoe-in. 451 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:03,213 Hope so, or there's going to be a shoe in someone's ass. 452 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,748 (Max) Cabin number six: your home sweet home for the summer. 453 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,170 Wow. 454 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,746 Just like you remembered it? 455 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,080 A little smaller. 456 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,463 [chuckles] 457 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,705 (Max) So, what are you doing here? 458 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,378 Not that I'm not completely thrilled to see you, 459 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:22,035 because I am, but Sally said you're in publishing or you're a writer or something. 460 00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:24,129 Yeah, I am. 461 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,125 I... 462 00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:28,035 I got a book deal. 463 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:28,921 Seriously? 464 00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:30,917 Yeah. 465 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:33,207 That is awesome, Elise! Congratulations! 466 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,208 Thanks. Wow. 467 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,458 Yeah, I thought I would get out of Chicago, 468 00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,958 get some peace and quiet for writing. 469 00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:48,381 Not that that will in any way keep me from providing care for your campers. 470 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,165 Yeah. I don't care what you do in your free periods. 471 00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:52,826 Just don't slack on the clock. 472 00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:54,134 Oh, Takota honor. 473 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,625 What is that? 474 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,245 That? 475 00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:01,130 That's going to be an -- no, that's heavy metal rock or something like that. 476 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,455 Oh, I remember now. This, right? 477 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,078 Okay, that is not honorable. 478 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,753 How dare you. 479 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:09,580 Okay, get it out of your system before the kids get here! 480 00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:12,923 [imitating shooting lasers] 481 00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:37,834 ♪ 482 00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:47,834 ♪ 483 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:51,174 ♪ 484 00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:54,786 (Young Elise) ...two, three fish. 485 00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:56,832 (girl 1) What's that? Oh, it's a fish! 486 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,924 (girl 2) We see a fish! 487 00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:01,497 (Young Elise) We see tons of them. 488 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,210 (girl 1) Come on! [gleeful laughter] 489 00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:04,708 (Young Elise) I'll beat you there. 490 00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:05,878 (girl 1) Elise, wait up! 491 00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:13,875 ♪ 492 00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:15,875 ♪ 493 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:26,705 ♪ 494 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:28,628 [sighs] 495 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:40,248 ♪ 496 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:50,250 ♪ 497 00:23:50,250 --> 00:24:00,250 ♪ 498 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:06,330 ♪ 499 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,920 [megaphone chimes] 500 00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,627 Good morning, campers. 501 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,575 Good morning, Sally. 502 00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:18,003 On behalf of the entire Takota staff, welcome to camp! 503 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:23,461 [cheering, applause] 504 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,628 I can't tell you how excited we are 505 00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:29,165 to be spending our 57th summer on the lake with you. 506 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,540 Takota girls know how special this place is, 507 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:36,082 that when you drive down that camp road, 508 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,963 you know you're about to spend the summer growing 509 00:24:38,959 --> 00:24:41,579 and learning and, best of all, 510 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:44,503 making lifelong friendships. 511 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:48,630 It's so important to treasure these months away from school, 512 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:54,745 and boys, so please, girls, keep the crushes on our handyman Chet 513 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:57,130 to a minimum this year. 514 00:24:57,125 --> 00:25:01,415 Well, I can't wait to get started, and I know you can't either, 515 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:04,457 so let's sign up for some activities! 516 00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:07,998 (Max) As soon as we're done talking about some restrictions! 517 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,826 Alright, girls. 518 00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:13,504 We all know that camp rules. 519 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:15,830 But let's talk about some camp rules. 520 00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:20,788 Hit it, Allison. 521 00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:21,832 ♪♪ [hip-hop] ♪ 522 00:25:21,834 --> 00:25:24,044 ♪ Oh yeah, Takota. ♪ 523 00:25:24,041 --> 00:25:26,331 ♪ This ain't your boring camp rules breakdown. ♪ 524 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:27,333 ♪ Uh-uh. ♪ 525 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,673 ♪ This is me, breaking down camp rules. ♪ 526 00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:33,457 ♪ Rule number one: make your bunk, make your bunk. ♪ 527 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,498 ♪ Oh yeah, Takota. ♪ 528 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,830 ♪ Rule number two... ♪♪ 529 00:25:38,834 --> 00:25:40,334 Thank you very much, ladies. 530 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:41,673 Hold the phone. 531 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:44,707 I only got five bucks, and everyone else got 10. 532 00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:47,038 Let that be a lesson to you, Sarah. 533 00:25:47,041 --> 00:25:50,501 There's a time and a place for improvisation, and my stage is neither the time, 534 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,000 nor the place, okay? 535 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,710 And Sarah, if you're going to sneak cigarettes into camp, 536 00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:59,668 have the decency to slap on some Bath and Body Works 537 00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:00,497 vanilla body spray, okay? 538 00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:04,833 Amateurs! 539 00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:10,381 Let me guess: cabin Robin's Egg? 540 00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:13,245 Yeah, when they get to Robin's Egg, they're like totes supes mature. 541 00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:15,535 They talk like that now. 542 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:18,132 Hey, Robin's Egg is where I met my two best friends. 543 00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:20,875 Elise! 544 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:22,705 I'm talking about my boobs. 545 00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,378 I grew two cup sizes that summer. 546 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,245 How could I forget? 547 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,830 Well, meet your new best friend. 548 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:33,920 It's just a little something I whipped up to get you back in the Takota saddle. 549 00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:34,327 Oh, it's color-coded. 550 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:35,753 Isn't it great? 551 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,750 There's a detailed arts and crafts lesson plan, 552 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:41,750 a chapter on Takota folklore, and then sheet music for all the camp songs. 553 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:44,920 Thanks, Max. You know, I think I'm just going to wing it. 554 00:26:44,917 --> 00:26:45,877 Oh, no. 555 00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:49,245 We don't just wing stuff here at Takota, Elise. 556 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,210 Max, it's camp. 557 00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:52,498 How hard can it be? 558 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,130 No, you take that. 559 00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:58,247 Study up! 560 00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,040 Amateur. 561 00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:04,083 [bugle call] 562 00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:06,043 (Sally) Good morning, campers! 563 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:15,291 ♪ 564 00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:17,461 [bugle call] 565 00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:18,918 No! 566 00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:28,917 ♪ 567 00:27:28,917 --> 00:27:32,957 ♪ 568 00:27:32,959 --> 00:27:34,289 No. 569 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:37,961 [bugle call] 570 00:27:37,959 --> 00:27:39,039 No! 571 00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:39,961 Girls, wait! 572 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,419 I'm the trail leader, girls. 573 00:27:41,417 --> 00:27:42,917 [girls laughing] 574 00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:43,497 Wait! 575 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,750 ♪ 576 00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:47,580 We take our shirt, we drop it in. 577 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,502 [screams] No! I'm not playing water balloons! 578 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,880 Then you pull it out and, ah... 579 00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:56,125 [laughter] 580 00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:57,325 Go ahead and try it. 581 00:27:57,333 --> 00:27:59,963 [yells] 582 00:27:59,959 --> 00:28:05,129 [girls laughing] 583 00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:06,125 [blows whistle] 584 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:07,290 [blows whistle] 585 00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:17,291 ♪ 586 00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:20,501 ♪ 587 00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:26,628 Can I hide in here for a while? 588 00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:28,375 Yeah, how long you need? 589 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,785 Until August? 590 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,212 Alright, well, if you're here, you've got to work. 591 00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:36,168 And sometimes it's not very... appealing. 592 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:36,826 Oh, my God. 593 00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:39,544 Get ready for a lot of that. 594 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:43,962 Can you just crush up a bunch of Adderall and put it in whatever you're making for dinner? 595 00:28:43,959 --> 00:28:45,379 Because these kids are maniacs. 596 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:46,575 Oh, come on. 597 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:47,673 We were way worse. 598 00:28:47,667 --> 00:28:48,877 That is not true. 599 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:52,955 Elise, we exchanged our counselor's toothpaste for Vagisil. 600 00:28:52,959 --> 00:28:54,669 That is true. 601 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:58,037 Anyway, if stuff ever gets too rough out there, just come in here 602 00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,541 and grab yourself a bowl of FiberNuts. 603 00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:04,672 Okay, I'm all for being regular, but I think I need something a little stronger than fiber, Al. 604 00:29:04,667 --> 00:29:05,957 Just go grab the box. 605 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:09,205 Okay, weirdo. 606 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,250 Just stick your hand in. 607 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,710 [giggles] You must be really good at dirty talk. 608 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,078 Incidentally, yes. 609 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:25,133 [gasp] 610 00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:28,081 That's Max's secret stash. 611 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:32,580 You think a kid's going to come in here for a healthy snack? 612 00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:38,421 So... 613 00:29:38,417 --> 00:29:40,207 who was the guy in the truck? 614 00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,288 Oh, Eli? 615 00:29:41,291 --> 00:29:42,501 Eli's great. 616 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,750 Heads-up: he does spend nine months of the year as Eloise, 617 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:49,080 but he does come up here in the summer to untuck his dingaling 618 00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:50,173 and grow some fresh vegetables. 619 00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,997 I can't believe you bought that. 620 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,290 I said the word "dingaling." 621 00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:57,171 Why do you keep messing with me? 622 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:58,746 Because I'm bored. 623 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:00,790 I'm in the kitchen all day, every day, 624 00:30:00,792 --> 00:30:02,332 making 200 pounds of tater tots. 625 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,793 Which were delicious, by the way. 626 00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:06,962 Thanks. Anyway, Eli's great. 627 00:30:06,959 --> 00:30:11,289 He's got a local farm across the lake, and he brings us fresh produce when he can. 628 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:15,171 Because God knows our food budget only allows for stuff that's frozen or in a box. 629 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,666 So he's a farmer. 630 00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:19,205 Somebody's interested. 631 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,708 Oh, please. 632 00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:25,128 No, thank you. I am using this summer as a welcome break from penis. 633 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,125 Story of my life. 634 00:30:28,959 --> 00:30:33,289 I knew you and Lindsay Johnson weren't just practicing Frenching! 635 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,631 Yeah, but I got really good at it. 636 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,705 [laughs] Yeah, you got really good at being a stereotype. 637 00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:39,328 What are you talking about? 638 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:40,833 This is cool! 639 00:30:40,834 --> 00:30:43,044 [Maxine on megaphone] [laughs] 640 00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:44,671 Oh, gosh. 641 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:46,287 I've got to go. 642 00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:47,671 Okay. 643 00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:49,537 (Maxine) Come on, let's go. 644 00:30:49,542 --> 00:30:50,632 Hustle up. 645 00:30:50,625 --> 00:31:00,625 ♪ 646 00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,575 ♪ 647 00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:04,673 (Max on walkie-talkie) El? El, can you hear me? Over. 648 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:08,080 Yep, I'm here. 649 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:10,463 Have you seen the Penny Fefferman kid? 650 00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:14,418 She's the only kid from our cabin that isn't at the Lady Gaga ice cream social. 651 00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:15,287 Over. 652 00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:17,831 No, but I can go check on her cabin. 653 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:18,584 That would be great. 654 00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:19,923 Thank you! 655 00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:22,167 Then get your ass down here. Over. 656 00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:24,206 I think I'm going to pass. 657 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:25,998 You're supposed to say "over." Over. 658 00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:30,828 Over... it. 659 00:31:30,834 --> 00:31:34,084 That was rude, but clever. Over. 660 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:36,673 McKensie! That is your third cone! 661 00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:39,497 [video game music] 662 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,500 (Max) Madison, you are lactose intolerant! 663 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,670 Come on! 664 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:45,537 [video game music] 665 00:31:45,542 --> 00:31:47,382 Ah-ha! 666 00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:50,535 Caught you red-handed. 667 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:54,172 I've been waiting four days to make that joke, and I wasted it on a six-year-old. 668 00:31:55,417 --> 00:31:58,377 Elise, are you going to tell on me? 669 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,205 Oh, that depends. 670 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,788 Did you bring the other one? 671 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:09,785 Are you having fun at camp? 672 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:13,575 Yeah. 673 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:15,213 My thoughts exactly. 674 00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:17,628 [video game music] 675 00:32:20,542 --> 00:32:22,922 (Max) Okay, girls. We all know 676 00:32:22,917 --> 00:32:27,247 that part of being a Takota girl means making the best out of a bad situation. 677 00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:31,380 So, even though it's going to storm tonight, and some jacked-up raccoons ruined our s'mores station, 678 00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:34,075 that doesn't mean that we can't have a campout. 679 00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:36,213 And what's the best part about a campout? 680 00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:37,208 (campers) Sleeping. 681 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:39,248 That's right: ghost stories. 682 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:42,290 Is this the Takota campout ghost story? 683 00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:43,541 Might be. 684 00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:44,792 Unless you're too scared. 685 00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:46,792 It's not scary at all. 686 00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:48,292 Oh, really? 687 00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:51,921 A hiker pushes his best friend off a mountain ledge, 688 00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:56,457 and now that friend's ghost roams these very woods, seeking revenge. 689 00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:57,538 That's not scary to you? 690 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:02,825 Okay. Well, what if I told you that the Takota ghost 691 00:33:02,834 --> 00:33:07,834 is lured to campfires, just like the campfires we have back at camp? 692 00:33:07,834 --> 00:33:09,544 That's never happened. 693 00:33:09,542 --> 00:33:11,922 Yes, it has. 694 00:33:11,917 --> 00:33:15,787 In fact, there's someone at camp right now who's seen the ghost 695 00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:17,252 with their own eyes. 696 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:18,250 Prove it. 697 00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:20,628 Okay. 698 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,712 Do you know that new counselor, Elise? 699 00:33:24,708 --> 00:33:28,458 Well, back when she was a camper, probably about your age, 700 00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:30,878 the ghost showed up at her campout. 701 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:34,535 In fact, last night, she said she saw the ghost 702 00:33:34,542 --> 00:33:38,502 roaming the woods, moaning in pain. 703 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,210 "Elise... 704 00:33:41,208 --> 00:33:44,208 Elise..." 705 00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:46,668 ♪ 706 00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:47,377 "Elise." 707 00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:50,745 Goodnight, girls. 708 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:53,705 Sleep tight. 709 00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:57,384 [thunder crashes] 710 00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:14,665 Oh, dear God. 711 00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:17,878 ...but like an actual tater tot. 712 00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:19,665 (Elise on walkie-talkie) Max? Max, are you there? 713 00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:20,877 Hold on. 714 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,495 This is Max. Over. 715 00:34:23,041 --> 00:34:25,581 Can you come into the cabin? It's an emergency. 716 00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:26,883 (Max) Yeah. We'll be right there. 717 00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:28,035 What is this all about? 718 00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:30,751 (Allison) She probably got a tater tot in her butt. 719 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:31,750 (Max) Shut up. 720 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:34,710 (Elise) I just needed to get a second opinion. 721 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:37,748 (Allison) Well, my opinion is that it is great to have you back. 722 00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:38,580 [laughter] 723 00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:40,673 Seriously, what is going on down there? 724 00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:45,212 Okay. 725 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:49,418 Initial thoughts. You clearly take a lot of pride in grooming. 726 00:34:49,417 --> 00:34:51,247 I mean, wow, Elise. 727 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:53,580 Also, watch where you squat, dum-dum. 728 00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:56,293 You've got poison ivy all up in your hoo-ha. 729 00:34:56,291 --> 00:34:57,291 And it's bad. 730 00:34:57,291 --> 00:35:00,041 It's really bad! It's really bad. 731 00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,581 Wait, that's... 732 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,633 that's it? 733 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,245 Yeah. 734 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:06,040 Are you positive? I'm positive. 735 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,921 I'm positive, Elise. 736 00:35:07,917 --> 00:35:10,077 [sighs deeply] 737 00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:13,583 (Elise) My brain just goes to the worst-case scenario, you know? 738 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:16,253 I thought it was like the herp or something. 739 00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:18,790 (Max and Allison) Did you just call it "the herp"? 740 00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:22,752 Elise, you make an STD sound like a '60s dance craze. 741 00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:25,080 ♪♪ Come on, everybody, let's do the herp. ♪ 742 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:26,173 ♪ Ba-ba-ba ooh-mow-mow. ♪ 743 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:27,246 ♪ Ba-ba ooh-mow-mow. ♪ 744 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,330 ♪ I said, I'm doing the herp. ♪♪ 745 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:31,423 Guys, it's not -- this is not funny! 746 00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:34,924 Alright. Okay. 747 00:35:34,917 --> 00:35:37,747 I can go get some oatmeal and make an oatmeal bath. 748 00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:40,290 You can run to the infirmary, grab some calamine lotion. 749 00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:43,501 And then Elise, if you could just start putting all of your underwear 750 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,330 in the freezer, it would be great. 751 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:48,833 No, but seriously, like how often do you wax? Because it looks like a Barbie down there. 752 00:35:48,834 --> 00:35:51,924 Yeah, seriously. And the underwear will help because it's hot like a campfire. 753 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,787 Oh, yeah. It is generating some heat, girl. 754 00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:54,752 Thank you. 755 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:56,460 You can be a campfire with that crotch. 756 00:35:56,458 --> 00:36:00,038 We're done! We're done! We're done! 757 00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:05,381 [girls screaming in distance] 758 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:11,208 [screaming becomes louder] 759 00:36:11,208 --> 00:36:13,878 (Elise) Okay, alright. 760 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:15,705 Alright, girls? 761 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,458 [screaming] 762 00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:19,328 Okay, calm down. 763 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,923 Calm down, you little maniacs! 764 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,997 [screaming] 765 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Girls... 766 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,290 girls, I'm pregnant! 767 00:36:28,959 --> 00:36:31,129 Works on all ages. Very cool. 768 00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:35,325 Today we are going to take the flowers that we picked yesterday, 769 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:38,673 and we're going to press them and turn them into some cool bookmarks. 770 00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:40,747 Did everyone bring a book like I asked them to? 771 00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:47,167 Wonderful. 772 00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:49,456 Okay, let's start picking our flowers. 773 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,828 (Cassidy) Elise, can I get your roll? 774 00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,214 Everyone's here. 775 00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:57,038 I still need it for the office. 776 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,670 This is a Slim Jim wrapper. 777 00:37:03,667 --> 00:37:05,787 Yeah. Roll with it, Cassidy. 778 00:37:06,917 --> 00:37:09,207 Okay. 779 00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:12,078 By the way, the office wanted me to bring you these phone messages. 780 00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:14,543 Somebody's popular. 781 00:37:26,542 --> 00:37:27,672 Oh, look! 782 00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,537 Elise got some love notes! 783 00:37:29,542 --> 00:37:31,042 [giggling] 784 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,791 Girls, stop. 785 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:33,882 Give those back. 786 00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:35,075 Girls. 787 00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:36,543 Girls. 788 00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:37,582 Give me them. 789 00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:41,083 ♪♪ Jeff and Elise, sitting in a tree, ♪ 790 00:37:41,083 --> 00:37:44,633 ♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ♪ 791 00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:46,285 ♪ First comes love -- ♪♪ 792 00:37:46,291 --> 00:37:47,541 Oh, my God! Shut up! 793 00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:53,752 There was no tree. 794 00:37:54,917 --> 00:37:59,957 Yeah, there was K-I-S-S-I-N-G -ing, but guess what? 795 00:37:59,959 --> 00:38:02,749 It wasn't with me. 796 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:04,920 And that's okay, because you know what, girls? 797 00:38:04,917 --> 00:38:07,537 I'm here to tell you the truth. 798 00:38:07,542 --> 00:38:11,542 And the truth is that love doesn't exist. 799 00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:16,460 It is a concept that's been created by jewelry stores and all-inclusive cruise ships! 800 00:38:18,417 --> 00:38:21,287 Because when you think that you've found love, 801 00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:24,461 you find out that you found love's side-piece named Vanessa, 802 00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:30,828 who has really beautiful hair and somehow always looks good in boy shorts! 803 00:38:30,834 --> 00:38:32,504 (Max) Hey, Elise... 804 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:35,040 can I speak to you for a second? 805 00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:39,331 And that is why I love daisies. 806 00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:41,253 I'll be right back. [sniffles] 807 00:38:46,959 --> 00:38:48,959 What the hell is the matter with you? 808 00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:51,499 Nothing. I'm fine. It's PMS. 809 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:55,920 Okay, well then, eat a cookie; don't have a meltdown in front of a bunch of little kids. 810 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:56,747 Okay, Elise. 811 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,000 Here's what we're going to do, okay? 812 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,830 I'm going to go finish the Katy Perry Kayak Jam, you are going 813 00:39:01,834 --> 00:39:05,174 to finish class, and then me, you and Al will go 814 00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:06,496 up to the cabin, okay? 815 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:07,880 We'll get our grown-up time on. 816 00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,325 Okay. 817 00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:11,213 And then we're going to figure all this out. Okay? 818 00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:13,538 Yeah. 819 00:39:13,542 --> 00:39:16,672 Elise! You're not a robot after all. 820 00:39:16,667 --> 00:39:17,997 Don't rust your little robot parts. 821 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,250 Okay. 822 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,830 It'll be okay. Okay. 823 00:39:20,834 --> 00:39:21,794 Can you finish class? Yes. 824 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:22,832 You okay? Yeah. 825 00:39:22,834 --> 00:39:24,294 Go finish class. 826 00:39:24,291 --> 00:39:25,961 Do you want a lollipop? No! 827 00:39:25,959 --> 00:39:26,919 Okay. 828 00:39:26,917 --> 00:39:27,997 Okay. 829 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,540 Okay! Oh... 830 00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:37,825 I just don't get why you wouldn't tell us the truth about why you came to camp. 831 00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:41,214 Well, A, I was trying to forget about it, and B, 832 00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:42,878 it's embarrassing. 833 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:45,705 No, the fact that you peed your bunk until you were 11, 834 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:47,038 that's embarrassing. 835 00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:49,381 That was a rough summer to be bottom bunk. 836 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,035 (Max) [chuckle] But you shouldn't be embarrassed about this. 837 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:56,171 You might want to rethink the company that you keep, though. That's just a thought. 838 00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:59,996 You know, I should've known that he was cheating on me. There was never any problems. 839 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,250 When there is no problem, that's a problem. 840 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:07,170 I just can't believe you were the one to leak the Walker Paige photos. 841 00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:10,036 I mean, I always thought he would make such a beautiful lesbian. 842 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:13,711 Oh, speaking of, did I tell you that I finally reread my book. 843 00:40:13,708 --> 00:40:14,918 Oh, it's bad. 844 00:40:14,917 --> 00:40:16,707 It's like epically awful. 845 00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:18,998 El, I'm sure it's not that bad. 846 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,580 It's about a Loch Ness monster that gets turned into a teenage boy 847 00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:26,383 and has to keep his mythical secret from his girlfriend 848 00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:28,165 who turns out to be a centaur. 849 00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:31,081 Okay, that sounds like a hot mess. 850 00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,133 More like a hot Ness. 851 00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,325 Nice! 852 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:35,213 That book sounds cen-taurded. 853 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:37,038 Okay. Judges? 854 00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:38,711 Yeah, we're going to take it. 855 00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:44,418 But the most frustrating thing is that I don't even like that YA fantasy romance crap, 856 00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:47,627 but it's like that's what's popular, so I'll write it. 857 00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:49,415 Hot guy, good job, I'll marry it. 858 00:40:49,417 --> 00:40:52,287 Even if we're not right for each other. 859 00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:54,081 He was too good for me. 860 00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,253 (Allison) Elise. 861 00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:59,210 This guy cheated on you two weeks before your wedding. 862 00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:03,458 Yeah, I know, the image of Vanessa is burned into my brain forever. 863 00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:07,418 But it's like I put on this "I have my shit together" façade 864 00:41:07,417 --> 00:41:09,247 just to be good enough for him. 865 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,830 Good enough for him? 866 00:41:11,834 --> 00:41:13,674 He was Ivy League. 867 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:15,787 He wrote for Fortune Magazine. 868 00:41:15,792 --> 00:41:17,962 He had five percent body fat! 869 00:41:17,959 --> 00:41:18,959 That sounds boring. 870 00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:20,039 Mm-hmm. 871 00:41:20,041 --> 00:41:22,961 Look. El, stop. Stop it! 872 00:41:22,959 --> 00:41:25,249 El, look: all that's done now. 873 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:27,210 So you can act however you want. 874 00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:29,418 You can write whatever you want. 875 00:41:29,417 --> 00:41:31,457 You can be whatever you want. 876 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,168 I just want to be me. 877 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:36,376 But like a happy version. 878 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,995 Oh, that's just like a local goat cheese, some fresh arugula 879 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,500 from Eli's garden, some thinly-sliced pickled beets 880 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:50,630 that I did last week, but it's basically a grilled cheese. 881 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:53,205 And my mouth is basically pregnant. 882 00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:54,458 Oh, please. 883 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:56,288 When did you become such an iron chef? 884 00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:59,331 Oh, speaking of, I would totally do that Bobby Flay one. 885 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:02,333 Okay, you have officially been at an all-girls camp for too long. 886 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,673 (Max) No, I have a weakness for the Irish. 887 00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:06,207 And a weakness for weird faces. 888 00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:08,208 And for the second course... 889 00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:09,998 Ooh, grandma's recipe? 890 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 [laughter] 891 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,170 ♪ 892 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,786 [laughs] 893 00:42:17,792 --> 00:42:22,792 ♪ 894 00:42:22,792 --> 00:42:28,212 ♪ 895 00:42:28,208 --> 00:42:29,998 Oh, please, no. Please, no. 896 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,290 ♪ 897 00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:37,421 [laughs] 898 00:42:37,417 --> 00:42:39,037 (Max) You're flying! 899 00:42:39,041 --> 00:42:40,251 Flying! 900 00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:41,380 She's not even trying! 901 00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:42,495 I don't want to try! 902 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:52,500 ♪ 903 00:42:52,500 --> 00:43:02,500 ♪ 904 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:12,540 ♪ 905 00:43:12,542 --> 00:43:21,212 ♪ 906 00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:29,078 [chatter] 907 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:31,883 (Allison) Because you were so good at making stuff up, man. 908 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:33,245 You remember the dance? 909 00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:35,250 (Max) No, I still do that dance. 910 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:37,250 (Allison) No, you don't. No, you don't. 911 00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:39,250 (Max) Yes, I do. It totally -- no. 912 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,750 Look. It went... 913 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:44,580 (Max) ♪♪ I hate it when the summer ends. Got to say goodbye to ♪ 914 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:47,043 (Elise and Allison) ♪ My best friends! ♪ 915 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:50,081 (Max) ♪ Camp Takota, I love you so and I don't know how the rest goes. ♪♪ 916 00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:51,043 How'd it go? 917 00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:53,171 I just remember that you end it in splits. 918 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:54,126 Obviously. Signature move. 919 00:43:54,125 --> 00:43:55,955 Allison, where's the thing for the thing? 920 00:43:55,959 --> 00:43:57,459 To the sink, by the kitchen. 921 00:43:57,458 --> 00:44:01,288 (Max) Will you help me move this? I want more room for my dance move. 922 00:44:01,291 --> 00:44:02,331 Oh, you got it, girl. 923 00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:04,503 Beep! Beep! 924 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,170 [glass shatters] 925 00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:08,956 (Max) What the hell are you doing? 926 00:44:08,959 --> 00:44:10,459 I don't know! 927 00:44:10,458 --> 00:44:14,288 He scared me, so I did the break a beer bottle as a weapon thing. 928 00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:16,751 Jesus, Elise. This is a mountain, not a 1980s street fight. 929 00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:19,290 I never knew you were so ride or die. 930 00:44:19,291 --> 00:44:24,501 I'm sorry. You scared me, and I guess this is how I react when someone scares the onions out of me! 931 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:25,960 What? What? What? 932 00:44:25,959 --> 00:44:26,789 I don't know. 933 00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:30,132 I just knocked and said, "Anyone home?" 934 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,625 You looked menacing! 935 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:32,575 Your friend is crazy. 936 00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:34,503 (Allison) Yeah, she is. Crazy, this is Eli. 937 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:37,833 Eli, this is crazy, sometimes known as Elise. 938 00:44:40,959 --> 00:44:42,669 I'm going to clean this up. 939 00:44:42,667 --> 00:44:45,627 It's a pleasure to meet you. 940 00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:46,665 (Allison) No.. ooh! 941 00:44:46,667 --> 00:44:49,827 (Max) Oh! Oh, no! 942 00:44:49,834 --> 00:44:51,464 Oh. Oh, that looks pretty bad. 943 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:54,498 Here, put some pressure on it. Don't freak out! 944 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:57,830 Okay, no. Okay, you know what? We should probably take her to the infirmary. 945 00:44:57,834 --> 00:45:00,504 (Eli) Alright, I'm going to drive, because you two are blasted. 946 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,500 It's debatable. 947 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,540 (Max) Elise, hold down the fort and we'll pick you up in the morning. 948 00:45:04,542 --> 00:45:05,672 Eli! Be a man! 949 00:45:05,667 --> 00:45:07,327 What do you want me to do? 950 00:45:07,333 --> 00:45:09,043 (Max) Grab her feet; she's choking me! Come on. 951 00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:10,041 (Allison) Don't break anything else. 952 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,211 (Max) You are heavy for your size. 953 00:45:12,208 --> 00:45:12,788 Goodnight. 954 00:45:12,792 --> 00:45:14,002 (Max) Ow! Ow. 955 00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:29,288 (Eli) Wake up. 956 00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:33,245 Please don't punch me in the face. 957 00:45:35,417 --> 00:45:36,957 Morning. 958 00:45:41,291 --> 00:45:43,381 I told Max I'd take you back to camp. 959 00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:45,829 What's wrong? 960 00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:53,213 Well, based on the first impression I gave you last night, 961 00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:55,918 I guess there is no need trying to be cool now. 962 00:45:59,667 --> 00:46:01,457 [clears throat] 963 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:03,128 You are a vision. 964 00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:06,125 And that is a lot of pee. 965 00:46:06,125 --> 00:46:07,665 You're a lot of pee! 966 00:46:10,959 --> 00:46:11,419 Get off me. 967 00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:13,167 Yep, still there. 968 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,250 [exhales] 969 00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:30,420 I'll get your clothes back to you soon. 970 00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:31,457 Not worried about it. 971 00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:33,078 [exhales] 972 00:46:35,792 --> 00:46:39,632 Only I could manage to look like the walk of shame at an all-girls camp. 973 00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:41,245 [laughter] 974 00:46:44,166 --> 00:46:46,246 Can I ask you a question? 975 00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:47,830 Yeah, go for it. 976 00:46:47,834 --> 00:46:50,464 Aren't you a little old to be a camp counselor? 977 00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:52,288 [laughs] 978 00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:53,831 Wow! 979 00:46:53,834 --> 00:46:56,424 You are quite the panty-dropper. 980 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:58,667 Would you like to know my weight, too? 981 00:46:58,667 --> 00:47:03,747 I'm just saying the campers probably think that you're a narc. 982 00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:07,330 Well, yeah, it's how I get them to give up their weed. 983 00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:08,633 [laughs] 984 00:47:14,417 --> 00:47:15,917 Do you want to know the truth? 985 00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:16,497 Yeah. 986 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,670 Okay. 987 00:47:17,667 --> 00:47:19,377 [clears throat] 988 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:21,495 [exhales] 989 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:27,790 Well, I caught my fiancée cheating on me, 990 00:47:27,792 --> 00:47:29,462 and I got fired from my job. 991 00:47:30,959 --> 00:47:35,669 So I just wanted to get away from my life for a few months. 992 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,080 I'm really sorry. 993 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:41,791 But that makes two of us. 994 00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:45,245 What do you mean? 995 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:48,630 I built my farm with my now ex-wife. 996 00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:49,535 Oooh. 997 00:47:49,542 --> 00:47:50,672 Yeah. 998 00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:52,827 She wanted it as a getaway. 999 00:47:52,834 --> 00:47:56,464 But apparently she just really wanted to get away... 1000 00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:58,378 with my best friend, actually. 1001 00:47:59,667 --> 00:48:01,537 Ooh, ouch. 1002 00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:02,462 Yeah. 1003 00:48:02,458 --> 00:48:03,628 Okay, you win. 1004 00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:08,038 You know what? I did actually kind of win. 1005 00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:09,671 You know, she hated it here. 1006 00:48:09,667 --> 00:48:14,457 She tried to like it, but she was just more of a cover girl in coveralls, you know? 1007 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:15,628 Mm-hmm. 1008 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:18,915 And I got out of the divorce with a really rad farm 1009 00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:21,537 and some amazing trust issues. 1010 00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:26,205 I'm sorry; that was so stupid. 1011 00:48:26,208 --> 00:48:27,668 No, no! It was funny. 1012 00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:30,788 Does this laundry room come with a two-drink minimum? 1013 00:48:33,375 --> 00:48:36,705 Yeah, I actually don't know what I'm saying at all right now. 1014 00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:38,288 Just no idea. 1015 00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:39,881 I think I'm... 1016 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,575 I think you make me a little nervous. 1017 00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:45,753 Well, being threatened with shards of glass will do that to a person. 1018 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:48,750 Yeah. No. 1019 00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:52,080 Not "I'm scared of you" nervous, but you are intimidating. 1020 00:48:53,625 --> 00:48:56,035 Intimidating? 1021 00:48:56,041 --> 00:48:58,751 You found me asleep in my own urine? 1022 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,420 But you did it with such confidence; it was beautiful. 1023 00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:04,417 Yeah, I did. [chuckle] 1024 00:49:04,417 --> 00:49:07,247 Well, if it'll make you feel any less nervous, how about this? 1025 00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:09,420 I have poison ivy all over my crotch. 1026 00:49:09,417 --> 00:49:10,747 Oh. Wow. 1027 00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,460 A lot. 1028 00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:14,248 Now I officially pity you. 1029 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,540 I am so sorry. [laughs] 1030 00:49:16,542 --> 00:49:18,252 Exactly. 1031 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,130 I am a mess. 1032 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:22,463 I like it. 1033 00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:28,628 ♪ 1034 00:49:28,625 --> 00:49:35,955 Look, if you ever want someone to talk to, I do a lot of night fishing. 1035 00:49:35,959 --> 00:49:39,289 Maybe you can just give me a couple of flashes off the dock 1036 00:49:39,291 --> 00:49:40,631 and I will row over. 1037 00:49:40,625 --> 00:49:42,455 [giggling] 1038 00:49:42,458 --> 00:49:45,078 What? What's so funny? 1039 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:49,133 Do you always ask girls to flash you from across the lake? 1040 00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:51,625 Flashes with a flashlight, perv. 1041 00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:53,745 Oh! Oh! 1042 00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:54,580 Right, right. 1043 00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:56,503 [laughs] 1044 00:49:56,500 --> 00:50:00,330 Okay. Well, I'm going to leave now, because you ruined the moment. 1045 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:00,963 What? 1046 00:50:00,959 --> 00:50:02,329 Were we having a moment? 1047 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:04,328 I thought so. 1048 00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:06,673 Well, warn me next time, why don't you? 1049 00:50:06,667 --> 00:50:08,287 Alright. [chuckles] 1050 00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:11,291 I will see you later. Narc. 1051 00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:14,631 Goodbye. Bye. 1052 00:50:14,625 --> 00:50:16,205 Bye. 1053 00:50:18,834 --> 00:50:19,964 (Max) Hello, Eli. 1054 00:50:19,959 --> 00:50:21,499 Hey, Max. 1055 00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:29,961 I peed all over your blankets. 1056 00:50:29,959 --> 00:50:30,959 [laughs] Oh! 1057 00:50:30,959 --> 00:50:32,329 Look at you! 1058 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:34,713 Finally acting like your old self again. 1059 00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:38,328 Did you apologize to Eli for almost shivving him last night? 1060 00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:40,333 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 1061 00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:41,633 Eli's cute, huh? 1062 00:50:41,625 --> 00:50:43,705 Okay, Max. Stop. 1063 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:48,538 The last thing I need is to invite someone else into this crazy town. 1064 00:50:48,542 --> 00:50:50,882 Well, actually, you guys have a lot in common. 1065 00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,075 Oh, obviously. 1066 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:54,293 You know how interested I am in farming. 1067 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:58,037 What did you come in here for? 1068 00:50:58,041 --> 00:51:01,711 Well, I definitely didn't come in to look at Chet through the window 1069 00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:03,708 and crank this baby to spin cycle. 1070 00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:04,958 And that's my cue. 1071 00:51:04,959 --> 00:51:05,879 It's my favorite sport. 1072 00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:07,035 Okay. 1073 00:51:07,041 --> 00:51:08,631 [laughs] I'm really lonely! 1074 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:13,833 Hey, there, my favorite sweat machine. 1075 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:23,745 Ah. See, girls? 1076 00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:27,290 Isn't it great to get out of the craft hut and get some fresh air? 1077 00:51:27,291 --> 00:51:29,791 No. Fresh air's totes overrated. 1078 00:51:29,792 --> 00:51:31,382 Okay. 1079 00:51:31,375 --> 00:51:33,915 Well, you picked the wrong place to be this summer. 1080 00:51:33,917 --> 00:51:36,917 Duh. Next summer, I am staying home and hanging by the pool. 1081 00:51:36,917 --> 00:51:39,417 Oh, Sarah. 1082 00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:43,707 This is the part of the conversation where I ignore you and continue being in a good mood! 1083 00:51:43,708 --> 00:51:45,078 I can respect that. 1084 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:47,833 Girls, look. That's where I had my first-ever campout at Takota. 1085 00:51:47,834 --> 00:51:49,424 Aww. 1086 00:51:49,417 --> 00:51:50,747 Keep going! 1087 00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:51,920 Sweet life tour. Blech! 1088 00:51:56,708 --> 00:51:58,578 I bet that's where she saw the ghost. 1089 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:02,833 ♪ 1090 00:52:10,542 --> 00:52:11,962 Hey, Chet. 1091 00:52:11,959 --> 00:52:14,249 Max, we have a problem. 1092 00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:16,000 Are raccoons stealing your sleeves again? 1093 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,580 No. 1094 00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:18,673 Okay. 1095 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,630 Just, okay. 1096 00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:25,955 The roof of the far east cabin is in really rough shape 1097 00:52:25,959 --> 00:52:27,829 to the point it's falling in. 1098 00:52:27,834 --> 00:52:29,754 Can we call it a skylight? 1099 00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:30,960 Okay. 1100 00:52:30,959 --> 00:52:32,289 What is that? 1101 00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:34,751 I'll just have them camp-out tonight. 1102 00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:39,920 Would you get whatever you need from the hardware store? 1103 00:52:39,917 --> 00:52:40,787 I caught it. 1104 00:52:40,792 --> 00:52:42,422 I know. 1105 00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:45,747 [chuckles] 1106 00:52:50,291 --> 00:52:53,381 Does Mama need some FiberNuts? 1107 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:54,955 [tires spinning] [horn honks] 1108 00:52:54,959 --> 00:52:56,379 Come on, Chet! 1109 00:52:59,834 --> 00:53:01,504 Oh, no. 1110 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:04,040 We'll rip everything out and put in brand new fiber-optic cable. 1111 00:53:04,041 --> 00:53:05,671 Absolutely everything will be state-of-the-art. 1112 00:53:05,667 --> 00:53:07,327 Wait, what's Jared doing here? I don't know. 1113 00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:11,043 Everyone will have a camp-issued tablet to ensure that everyone is in constant contact 1114 00:53:11,041 --> 00:53:12,631 with each other without ever -- 1115 00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:13,665 What's he saying? Hush up. 1116 00:53:13,667 --> 00:53:14,957 Kyle... 1117 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,670 What, are we looking for a contact? 1118 00:53:18,667 --> 00:53:20,037 Shh! 1119 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,460 [gagging sound] Oh, this is gross. 1120 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:32,957 Kyle? 1121 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:37,923 Now, the cabins have to be demo'd, obvi. 1122 00:53:37,917 --> 00:53:40,667 And we'll put up the dormitories instead. 1123 00:53:40,667 --> 00:53:41,667 Where's the dormitory? 1124 00:53:41,667 --> 00:53:42,707 It's right here, Kyle. 1125 00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:44,208 Oh. 1126 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:48,038 (Jared) Now, this modern architecture along the waterfront, I can't. 1127 00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:49,041 I can't even. 1128 00:53:49,041 --> 00:53:51,041 I won't. 1129 00:53:51,041 --> 00:53:53,831 Now, this entire wall will be plasma screens displaying SME Twitter feeds, 1130 00:53:53,834 --> 00:53:56,674 Reddit discussions, et cetera. 1131 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:58,327 It'll need a total gut-renovation. 1132 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:01,673 (Kyle) Bet you the food in here will give you a gut renovation. 1133 00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:03,077 [laughter] 1134 00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:05,003 (Jared) Kyle, will you not? 1135 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,130 Now, let's go to the craft hut, 1136 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:09,875 A.K.A. the new "Gaming Nucleus brought to you by Jared." 1137 00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:11,535 Ooh. [chuckles] 1138 00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:16,924 Okay. 1139 00:54:16,917 --> 00:54:18,827 Now, before anybody freaks out -- 1140 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:25,080 All the dirt must go, and kill all the squirrels. 1141 00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:27,753 And over there will be a 4G tower, right there. 1142 00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:28,420 Oh, wow. 1143 00:54:28,417 --> 00:54:29,957 How would that look? Right? 1144 00:54:29,959 --> 00:54:31,749 (Kyle) Yes, it will be perfect. Yes. 1145 00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:32,460 Maxi-pad! 1146 00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:33,418 Actually, it's Maxine now. 1147 00:54:33,417 --> 00:54:35,537 People haven't called me Maxi-pad in weeks, so. 1148 00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:37,422 So nice to see you. 1149 00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:41,037 Well, I wish I could say the same, Jared. What the hell are you doing here? 1150 00:54:41,041 --> 00:54:42,751 Didn't Mom tell you? 1151 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,830 After this year, your kumbaya crap is over. 1152 00:54:44,834 --> 00:54:46,084 What do you mean "over"? 1153 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:49,043 Over like that hairdo, honey. 1154 00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:51,421 It's a side-pony, and it's a classic, thank you. 1155 00:54:51,417 --> 00:54:56,287 This hole will be turned into a place to cultivate our future social media gurus. 1156 00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:59,631 Camp Takota's going to be a specialized digital and interactive camp. 1157 00:54:59,625 --> 00:55:01,285 What? 1158 00:55:01,291 --> 00:55:03,041 So you're going to specialize in DIC? 1159 00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:06,955 Mm-hmm. 1160 00:55:06,959 --> 00:55:08,629 And it's going to be super-hard. 1161 00:55:08,625 --> 00:55:10,455 So I doubt you can handle it. 1162 00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:12,288 Ha! I would never handle your DIC. 1163 00:55:12,291 --> 00:55:14,131 I wouldn't go anywhere near your DIC. 1164 00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:16,825 Sounds like someone needs to get laid. Oh! 1165 00:55:16,834 --> 00:55:19,754 No, I do just fine in that department, thank you. 1166 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:21,080 [scanner sound] 1167 00:55:21,083 --> 00:55:24,133 What are you doing? What are you doing? What is that? A picture? 1168 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:26,495 Ice cold. You could hang meat in that thing. 1169 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,920 (Kyle) Brr. Pork chops. 1170 00:55:27,917 --> 00:55:30,077 [screams] 1171 00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:31,083 Maxi-pad. What?! 1172 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:32,753 Just one more thing. 1173 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:38,495 What is that? That's not even the middle finger. 1174 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:40,290 You're not worth the middle finger. 1175 00:55:40,291 --> 00:55:41,921 [screams] 1176 00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:44,077 Kyle, alley-oop to the Coop. 1177 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000 (Jared) Here we are. 1178 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,040 Kyle! 1179 00:56:06,125 --> 00:56:08,285 Let me guess: you talked to my son. 1180 00:56:08,291 --> 00:56:09,581 Is this for real? 1181 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:11,383 I'm afraid it is. 1182 00:56:11,375 --> 00:56:15,825 Well, will you please explain it to me while I fight off a panic attack? 1183 00:56:15,834 --> 00:56:17,254 Oh, look, Max. 1184 00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:21,920 As much as we don't like to think of it as such, Takota is a business. 1185 00:56:21,917 --> 00:56:25,577 And unfortunately, that business hasn't been doing well for a long time now. 1186 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:27,043 How "not well"? 1187 00:56:27,041 --> 00:56:29,881 Every year, less and less campers come back to camp. 1188 00:56:29,875 --> 00:56:33,495 Once these girls get a cell phone, they would rather sit in their rooms 1189 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:37,040 in the dark all summer and Twitter at each other than come back to camp. 1190 00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:38,171 Okay. Well, fine. 1191 00:56:38,166 --> 00:56:40,536 We'll do a big sign-up tour during the school year 1192 00:56:40,542 --> 00:56:42,632 and we'll get some fresh blood in here. 1193 00:56:42,625 --> 00:56:44,375 I wish it were that simple, Max. 1194 00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:47,875 Look. We operate in the off-season off the money we acquire 1195 00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:51,205 at the end of the summer from preregistration for the next year, 1196 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:55,958 and Lord knows those numbers have dropped completely off the charts. 1197 00:56:55,959 --> 00:56:59,039 I've already taken out a second mortgage on the land, 1198 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:01,631 and we're behind on that. 1199 00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:03,075 How behind are we? 1200 00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:07,753 I'm pretty sure the only person we don't owe money to right now is you. 1201 00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:09,080 Yeah, but Sally, come on. 1202 00:57:09,083 --> 00:57:12,213 Jared is walking around this place like he's going to turn it 1203 00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:13,958 into the Starbucks of summer camp. 1204 00:57:13,959 --> 00:57:18,249 Sweetie, as much as I don't like his methods or his means or... 1205 00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:22,420 even his general personality, he's my son. 1206 00:57:22,417 --> 00:57:24,287 I've seen the numbers. It'll work. 1207 00:57:24,291 --> 00:57:27,171 At least it'll still be a camp and not condos. 1208 00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:29,956 It might as well be condos. 1209 00:57:29,959 --> 00:57:33,079 How many preregistrations would it take to keep us afloat until next summer? 1210 00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:35,083 Oh, Maxine, I know this is tough. 1211 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:37,923 If my mother knew I was closing her camp doors -- 1212 00:57:37,917 --> 00:57:40,417 Sally, how many? 1213 00:57:40,417 --> 00:57:43,667 To cover the current mortgage, all of our creditors -- 1214 00:57:43,667 --> 00:57:45,997 Sally, just ballpark it. Please. 1215 00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:48,915 Half. 1216 00:57:48,917 --> 00:57:51,327 Half the camp would have to preregister. 1217 00:57:52,792 --> 00:57:54,002 Done. 1218 00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:56,826 Max, we never had those numbers. 1219 00:57:56,834 --> 00:57:58,674 Not even in the glory days. 1220 00:57:58,667 --> 00:58:00,747 Sally, is it a deal? 1221 00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:05,880 Back to work. 1222 00:58:06,834 --> 00:58:08,714 I love you, sweetie. 1223 00:58:41,458 --> 00:58:46,788 [phone beeps] 1224 00:58:46,792 --> 00:58:48,082 [ringing] 1225 00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:50,333 [sighs] 1226 00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:53,173 (Kathy) Hi, you've reached Kathy and -- say "Bruce," babe. 1227 00:58:53,166 --> 00:58:54,666 (Bruce) Bruce! 1228 00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:57,127 (Kathy) We're out of the country with extremely limited access 1229 00:58:57,125 --> 00:58:59,705 to phone or email, because we're in Paris. 1230 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:00,828 [handset clatters] 1231 00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:03,004 [sighs] 1232 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:13,040 ♪ 1233 00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:23,041 ♪ 1234 00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:33,041 ♪ 1235 00:59:33,041 --> 00:59:37,501 ♪ 1236 00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,040 Oh, it worked. 1237 00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:42,211 ♪ 1238 00:59:42,208 --> 00:59:43,498 Ooh! 1239 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:45,130 Be cool. 1240 00:59:45,125 --> 00:59:46,375 Be cool. 1241 00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:54,075 ♪ 1242 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:58,333 [rowing] 1243 00:59:58,333 --> 00:59:59,713 [chuckles] 1244 01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:08,130 Hey. 1245 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:09,575 Hi. 1246 01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:11,253 So that took a long time. 1247 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:14,250 Yeah. I kind of underestimated the whole thing. 1248 01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:17,040 [giggles] 1249 01:00:17,041 --> 01:00:19,421 So, where's everybody at? 1250 01:00:19,417 --> 01:00:20,787 They're in their bunks. 1251 01:00:20,792 --> 01:00:22,042 It's 8:00, though. 1252 01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:24,461 Isn't it great? [chuckles] 1253 01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:26,788 I have a favor that I need to ask. 1254 01:00:26,792 --> 01:00:28,132 But can we go somewhere else? 1255 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:31,285 Because the mosquitos have literally taken a pint of my blood. 1256 01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:33,461 Because that took a long time. 1257 01:00:33,458 --> 01:00:34,918 Okay, I'm sorry. 1258 01:00:34,917 --> 01:00:35,627 Uh-huh. 1259 01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:37,205 I thought it would be romantic. 1260 01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:37,828 Not really. 1261 01:00:37,834 --> 01:00:39,964 But I came over in a boat. 1262 01:00:39,959 --> 01:00:42,249 Yeah, but I've seen The Notebook. 1263 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:45,420 So don't be surprised if you do see any campers down here. 1264 01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:48,917 This is where all the older girls like to come smoke cigarettes, 1265 01:00:48,917 --> 01:00:52,287 because they think it makes them so cool. 1266 01:00:52,291 --> 01:00:55,131 I see the poison ivy is clearing up. 1267 01:00:55,125 --> 01:00:56,455 Oh, no. 1268 01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:59,128 This is just how I walk. 1269 01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:01,125 It's pretty sexy, huh? 1270 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:02,125 Yeah. 1271 01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,995 [chuckle] 1272 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,330 Would you mail these for me? 1273 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:09,463 There's a camper who's not getting any mail, and she's a little homesick, 1274 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:12,128 so I'm going to pretend that these are from her parents. 1275 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:15,328 What? 1276 01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:18,423 She's like our little camp underdog. 1277 01:01:18,417 --> 01:01:19,537 No, it's... 1278 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:21,832 it's just really sweet. 1279 01:01:21,834 --> 01:01:24,964 Well, surprise: I'm not all broken bottles and hangovers. 1280 01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:32,536 This might be a weird note to get from your parent. 1281 01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:37,668 Yeah. Sorry. 1282 01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:40,957 So have you ever thought about investing in like a speedboat? 1283 01:01:40,959 --> 01:01:42,499 Okay. You can let it go. 1284 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:44,040 I know it took a while. 1285 01:01:44,041 --> 01:01:45,131 [laughs] 1286 01:01:45,125 --> 01:01:46,455 So did you call him? 1287 01:01:49,291 --> 01:01:50,001 No, no. 1288 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,460 That ship has sailed. 1289 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:55,328 I could probably call him and tell him that, 1290 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:58,883 but I think it's more fun to torture him. 1291 01:01:58,875 --> 01:02:01,415 Well, remind me not to cross you. 1292 01:02:01,417 --> 01:02:03,247 No, I'm a great girlfriend. 1293 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:04,380 Really? 1294 01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:05,625 Oh, yeah. The best. 1295 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:09,035 I will change like a chameleon just to make my boyfriend happy. 1296 01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:13,036 Yeah. 1297 01:02:13,041 --> 01:02:14,501 I'm pretty great. 1298 01:02:16,917 --> 01:02:19,167 Well, you can definitely knock that off. 1299 01:02:19,166 --> 01:02:23,246 Because I think you're pretty awesome as-is. 1300 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:24,380 Really? 1301 01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:25,875 Yeah, really. 1302 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,035 And you're pretty hilarious. 1303 01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:30,421 And you're pretty. 1304 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:38,667 Well, you're not that too bad either. 1305 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:40,287 What? 1306 01:02:40,291 --> 01:02:42,081 Okay, that wasn't even a sentence. 1307 01:02:42,083 --> 01:02:43,503 I tried a sentence. 1308 01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:44,750 Slow down on the compliments. 1309 01:02:44,750 --> 01:02:46,580 I made an attempt at a sentence. 1310 01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:48,133 (Allison) Hey, Elise? Sorry, guys. 1311 01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:50,075 Max needs us in the mess hall. 1312 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:51,883 Okay. 1313 01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:54,245 Thank you for ruining a moment. 1314 01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:56,630 We were having a moment? 1315 01:02:56,625 --> 01:02:58,455 That was a moment. 1316 01:02:58,458 --> 01:02:59,538 Stop. 1317 01:02:59,542 --> 01:03:00,712 That was a moment! 1318 01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:01,748 Don't forget the letters. 1319 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:04,290 Don't forget your manners. 1320 01:03:04,291 --> 01:03:05,211 Thank you. 1321 01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:06,578 You're welcome. 1322 01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:08,083 Goodnight. 1323 01:03:11,542 --> 01:03:13,082 (Eli) That was definitely a moment. 1324 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,633 So that's the situation. 1325 01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:21,455 We need to secure a 50 percent return rate by the end of camp, 1326 01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:24,038 or the Takota we know and love will cease to exist. 1327 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:25,291 Yes. 1328 01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:27,131 (Elise) How much is 50 percent? 1329 01:03:27,125 --> 01:03:28,785 112. 1330 01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:31,292 (Allison) And how many did we have last year? 1331 01:03:31,291 --> 01:03:32,501 27. 1332 01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:39,753 Guys, I know that doesn't sound good, but I'm not going to let Jared 1333 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:41,500 come in here and destroy this place. 1334 01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:42,460 And then what? 1335 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:46,288 Next summer, instead of campfires and archery, 1336 01:03:46,291 --> 01:03:48,631 our campers are at home experimenting with drugs 1337 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:49,785 and back-alley abortions. 1338 01:03:49,792 --> 01:03:52,172 Okay. These girls are from the suburbs. 1339 01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:53,626 Exactly. 1340 01:03:53,625 --> 01:03:55,415 I'm not going to let that happen. 1341 01:03:55,417 --> 01:03:58,207 I want every camper back here next summer. 1342 01:03:58,208 --> 01:04:01,498 Well, I don't mean to be a downer, 1343 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:03,330 but this camp is in rough shape. 1344 01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:05,673 Most of the cabins are just a stack of splinters. 1345 01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:07,327 Chet? 1346 01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:11,043 Please shut your beautiful, beautiful face. 1347 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:15,330 Look. 1348 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:17,673 I know that Takota isn't the prettiest girl at the dance. 1349 01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:20,997 But she's our girl, 1350 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,830 and I don't want Jared getting his creepy hands on her. 1351 01:04:23,834 --> 01:04:25,674 (Elise) So what can we do? 1352 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:28,707 Okay. Visitors Day is in two weeks, and that is our best shot 1353 01:04:28,708 --> 01:04:30,998 at getting parents to fork over the cash. 1354 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:35,880 I know we don't have a lot of time, and I spent way too much time on those graphs. 1355 01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:39,535 But I really think we can get this place looking and feeling like a million bucks. 1356 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:40,502 So who's in? 1357 01:04:44,375 --> 01:04:46,705 That was supposed to be more of a rousing speech. 1358 01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:48,248 Let's do it! 1359 01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:51,830 (Max) Thank you! High-five! 1360 01:04:51,834 --> 01:04:53,834 (Elise) Chet, your hands are too large. 1361 01:04:53,834 --> 01:04:55,384 (Max) And too slow. 1362 01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:57,415 (Chet) Well, I didn't want to do it anyway. 1363 01:04:57,417 --> 01:04:58,667 (Max) Okay. That's a lie. 1364 01:04:58,667 --> 01:04:59,707 Teamwork. Oh, wow. 1365 01:04:59,708 --> 01:05:02,538 [laughs] 1366 01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:03,832 Yeah! 1367 01:05:03,834 --> 01:05:05,424 [inaudible] Good job. 1368 01:05:05,417 --> 01:05:15,417 ♪ 1369 01:05:15,417 --> 01:05:25,457 ♪ 1370 01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:29,418 ♪ 1371 01:05:29,417 --> 01:05:33,787 [chatter] 1372 01:05:33,792 --> 01:05:34,832 (Max) Wow. 1373 01:05:34,834 --> 01:05:36,214 These are new recipes. 1374 01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:38,418 Squash, chicken, and the new tots. 1375 01:05:38,417 --> 01:05:39,497 Ooh. 1376 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:43,380 ♪ 1377 01:05:43,375 --> 01:05:44,705 It's so good! 1378 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:45,378 [laughter] 1379 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:55,375 ♪ 1380 01:05:55,375 --> 01:06:05,415 ♪ 1381 01:06:05,417 --> 01:06:15,417 ♪ 1382 01:06:15,417 --> 01:06:25,417 ♪ 1383 01:06:25,417 --> 01:06:31,537 ♪ 1384 01:06:32,291 --> 01:06:35,831 (Elise) And then when we're done, we're going to have some really cool friendship bracelets 1385 01:06:35,834 --> 01:06:39,134 that we can give to our moms tomorrow at Visitors Day! 1386 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:42,575 (voice on walkie-talkie) Elise, there's a phone call in the office for you. 1387 01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:46,173 Can you just take a message? There's only a couple minutes left of this class. 1388 01:06:46,166 --> 01:06:47,706 Already tried. She's not having it. 1389 01:06:47,708 --> 01:06:48,828 Her name is Celia something. 1390 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:55,830 I'm on my way. 1391 01:06:55,834 --> 01:06:58,714 Melinda, can I put you in charge for the last couple minutes? 1392 01:06:58,708 --> 01:06:59,788 Sure. 1393 01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:08,960 Hello? 1394 01:07:08,959 --> 01:07:10,789 Elise, how are you? 1395 01:07:10,792 --> 01:07:12,252 It's Celia. 1396 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:13,330 Good. 1397 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,883 Let me get right to the point. 1398 01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:18,625 You're obviously aware of the media frenzy your little "oops" unleashed. 1399 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:20,285 Actually, no. 1400 01:07:20,291 --> 01:07:23,171 I've kind of unplugged this summer. 1401 01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:25,076 Well, allow me to catch you up. 1402 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:28,043 Since that photo leaked, sales for the Midnight Moonlight series 1403 01:07:28,041 --> 01:07:29,961 have more than quadrupled. 1404 01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:30,999 Wait, what? 1405 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,580 Two words: cougar appeal. 1406 01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:36,713 It's not just preteen girls buying the books; now housewives across the nation 1407 01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,828 are lusting after Walker, too. 1408 01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:42,035 Well, congratulations. 1409 01:07:42,041 --> 01:07:45,581 Still don't know what this has to do with me. 1410 01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:47,503 Walker is writing a memoir. 1411 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:48,790 Isn't he like 16? 1412 01:07:48,792 --> 01:07:50,712 No, he's completely legal. 1413 01:07:50,708 --> 01:07:51,748 Ooh. 1414 01:07:53,667 --> 01:07:58,537 I'm calling because I would like you to come back and take point on this. 1415 01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:02,382 In fact, Walker insists. 1416 01:08:02,375 --> 01:08:07,325 So hop on the earliest flight back tonight so I can have you here tomorrow morning. 1417 01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:08,423 Tomorrow? 1418 01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:11,497 I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 1419 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:16,750 Oh, and Elise, I read "Un-Loch My Heart." 1420 01:08:16,750 --> 01:08:19,380 Looks like we could have a serious franchise on our hands. 1421 01:08:20,125 --> 01:08:22,035 I'll see you at 9:00 a.m. sharp. 1422 01:08:22,041 --> 01:08:27,921 [dial tone] 1423 01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:46,125 Hey. 1424 01:08:46,125 --> 01:08:48,915 Do you have any paint pens in here? 1425 01:08:48,917 --> 01:08:50,327 Yeah. They're on the shelf. 1426 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:51,883 Thank God. 1427 01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:55,963 You okay? 1428 01:08:55,959 --> 01:08:58,129 (Elise) Yeah, I'm just tired. [sniffles] 1429 01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:01,455 (Max) Elise, can you do a quick spot check of the mess hall tonight? 1430 01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:02,498 Yeah. 1431 01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:05,380 And then if you could go to the older campers' bunk 1432 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:09,455 and just make sure it's not a mess, that'd be awesome. And if there are any -- 1433 01:09:09,458 --> 01:09:11,828 Max, can you just stop? Just for a second. 1434 01:09:11,834 --> 01:09:14,084 What's the matter? 1435 01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:17,463 I don't think I'm going to be able to do all of that. 1436 01:09:17,458 --> 01:09:18,538 I know, I know. 1437 01:09:18,542 --> 01:09:20,632 I'm asking you guys to do so much. 1438 01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,955 There's just like so much left to do. 1439 01:09:22,959 --> 01:09:25,289 And meanwhile, the 13-year-olds now, they're sticking tater tots 1440 01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:27,921 down each other's butt cracks and calling it "tater slots." 1441 01:09:27,917 --> 01:09:29,957 Like is that what people do for fun now? 1442 01:09:29,959 --> 01:09:32,129 No, Max. 1443 01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:35,455 I don't think I'm going to be able to do all of that stuff 1444 01:09:35,458 --> 01:09:37,748 because I won't be here. 1445 01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:40,080 I'm going to leave camp tonight. 1446 01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:43,003 Okay, seriously, Elise, You're lying is getting 1447 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,040 like Allison-level good. 1448 01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:48,631 I'm serious. 1449 01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:50,875 (Allison) Okay, guys. Let's all pack it up. 1450 01:09:50,875 --> 01:09:53,495 We'll take it down to the mess hall and we'll hang it. 1451 01:10:03,792 --> 01:10:05,962 What the hell are you talking about? 1452 01:10:05,959 --> 01:10:11,129 My old boss, Celia, she offered me my job back. 1453 01:10:11,125 --> 01:10:13,745 So I have to be in Chicago tomorrow. 1454 01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:16,880 Look, she read my book and she liked it and she -- 1455 01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:18,875 Oh, the book that you don't even like? 1456 01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:19,875 That one? 1457 01:10:19,875 --> 01:10:24,035 Okay, Max, I don't expect you to understand. 1458 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:29,501 But I have been waiting for -- working for this for literally years. 1459 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:32,710 No, Elise, I understand. 1460 01:10:32,708 --> 01:10:36,038 I understand that all that "I just want to be me" talk 1461 01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:36,881 was bullshit. 1462 01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:37,915 Max. 1463 01:10:37,917 --> 01:10:39,377 No, seriously. 1464 01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:41,875 Have fun pretending to be perfect. 1465 01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:45,205 Maybe when you're back in Chicago, you can babysit for Jeff and Vanessa. 1466 01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:47,328 Whoa. That's a little harsh. 1467 01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:50,713 No, I don't really care, Allison, because I've never seen someone act so selfish 1468 01:10:50,708 --> 01:10:52,038 in my entire life. 1469 01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:55,205 Wait, I'm selfish? 1470 01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:57,038 Yeah, you are. 1471 01:10:57,041 --> 01:10:58,081 I'm being selfish. 1472 01:10:58,083 --> 01:10:59,633 Thank you for admitting that, Elise. 1473 01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:01,075 Hey, guys, let's take a deep breath. 1474 01:11:01,083 --> 01:11:06,423 This entire thing that we're doing is so that you can get your promotion. 1475 01:11:06,417 --> 01:11:08,707 So don't you dare call me selfish. 1476 01:11:08,708 --> 01:11:10,708 Wow! 1477 01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:13,538 Wow, that is really low, Elise. 1478 01:11:13,542 --> 01:11:14,922 Because you know what? 1479 01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:18,457 If I remember correctly, two months ago when you didn't have anything, 1480 01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:20,748 where did you go? Hmm? 1481 01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:23,080 Oh, right: you came here. 1482 01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:26,583 And now I'm selfish because I'm working my ass off to make sure 1483 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,793 that this place still exists? 1484 01:11:28,792 --> 01:11:33,382 So that when you screw up in a couple years, you actually have a place to turn to. 1485 01:11:33,375 --> 01:11:35,205 Thank you for the vote of confidence. 1486 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:37,168 And this isn't just for me, Elise. 1487 01:11:37,166 --> 01:11:40,326 This is for Sally and for the kids and for Allison. 1488 01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:44,173 Oh, the best thing that could happen to Allison is if this place gets shut down. 1489 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:47,456 What are you talking about? 1490 01:11:47,458 --> 01:11:48,958 What is she talking about, Allison? 1491 01:11:48,959 --> 01:11:50,709 I don't know. 1492 01:11:50,708 --> 01:11:55,998 She's talking about the fact that she got accepted to a culinary school in Chicago. 1493 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,790 And she's never going to go. 1494 01:11:57,792 --> 01:11:59,132 Because she's scared of you. 1495 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:00,915 She always has been. 1496 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,787 Because Maxine, you're a control freak! 1497 01:12:04,542 --> 01:12:06,042 Is that true? 1498 01:12:07,834 --> 01:12:09,964 Alright, you can get your shit from the office. 1499 01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,579 I'm done. 1500 01:12:11,583 --> 01:12:12,133 Max? 1501 01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:16,245 [door opens, closes] 1502 01:12:22,291 --> 01:12:24,171 Elise, what the hell? 1503 01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:25,286 I read the letters. 1504 01:12:25,291 --> 01:12:27,081 So what? 1505 01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:30,173 That gives you the right to start making decisions on my behalf? 1506 01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:33,166 Where have you been for the last eight years? 1507 01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:36,326 Allison, don't do this. Stop. 1508 01:12:36,333 --> 01:12:38,753 You're the last person I need life advice from. 1509 01:12:51,667 --> 01:13:01,707 ♪ 1510 01:13:01,708 --> 01:13:05,208 ♪ 1511 01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:06,828 Eli! 1512 01:13:06,834 --> 01:13:07,834 Eli! 1513 01:13:07,834 --> 01:13:15,834 ♪ 1514 01:13:15,834 --> 01:13:19,714 ♪ 1515 01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:21,208 Hey, narc. 1516 01:13:21,208 --> 01:13:24,378 Hey, can I borrow your phone? I need to call a cab. 1517 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:27,875 It might take a while. Nearest cab's like a hundred miles away. 1518 01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:31,035 Okay, well then, will you drive me to the closest train station 1519 01:13:31,041 --> 01:13:32,831 or bus station or anything that will take me away from here? 1520 01:13:32,834 --> 01:13:36,134 What's going on? Are you alright? 1521 01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:40,825 Yeah, I got my old job back. I'm going back to Chicago. 1522 01:13:40,834 --> 01:13:43,084 [laughs] Okay. 1523 01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:44,293 You're joking. 1524 01:13:44,291 --> 01:13:46,081 Right? 1525 01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:52,883 ♪ 1526 01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:54,165 You're not. 1527 01:13:56,041 --> 01:13:59,581 Okay, well, what about saving Takota? 1528 01:13:59,583 --> 01:14:01,383 You're just going to bail on Max? 1529 01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:07,575 Look, Eli, this has been really fun, but let's not kid ourselves. 1530 01:14:07,583 --> 01:14:11,963 Sooner or later, I was going to have to go back to the real world. 1531 01:14:11,959 --> 01:14:12,999 Right. 1532 01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:19,540 It's weird, because this is the real world to me. 1533 01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:20,922 And everything about this... 1534 01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:25,167 was real to me, too. 1535 01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:28,826 ♪ 1536 01:14:28,834 --> 01:14:30,334 Get another ride, Elise. 1537 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:38,333 ♪ 1538 01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:41,753 ♪ 1539 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:42,920 Chet? 1540 01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:44,827 I need a ride! 1541 01:14:44,834 --> 01:14:46,674 Okay. 1542 01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:56,667 ♪ 1543 01:14:56,667 --> 01:15:00,127 ♪ 1544 01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:01,745 [sniffles] 1545 01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:05,500 Is it true? 1546 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:07,000 That you don't want to be here? 1547 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,460 No. No. 1548 01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:13,325 I mean, I don't know. 1549 01:15:13,333 --> 01:15:15,003 This is my home. 1550 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,500 Everything I know is here. 1551 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:20,460 But yeah, sometimes I do wonder. 1552 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:23,788 Then Allison, why wouldn't you just, you know, say something to me about it? 1553 01:15:23,792 --> 01:15:25,002 Oh, come on, Maxine. 1554 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,290 I know exactly what you'd say. 1555 01:15:26,291 --> 01:15:30,131 You'd say that I would hate the city, because God knows you do. 1556 01:15:30,125 --> 01:15:32,455 Every summer you just bolt right out of there. 1557 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:33,788 That is so not true. 1558 01:15:33,792 --> 01:15:35,502 Yes, it is. 1559 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:37,830 Okay, let me explain something to you. 1560 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:40,334 I'm not running away from somewhere. 1561 01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:43,333 I'm running to somewhere. To camp. 1562 01:15:43,333 --> 01:15:47,883 Because this is what I love, and this is what makes me happy. 1563 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:52,535 So if culinary school is going to make you feel the same way that this place makes me feel, 1564 01:15:52,542 --> 01:15:55,332 then Allison, get the hell out of here. 1565 01:15:58,250 --> 01:16:01,250 Okay, but what if I hate it there? 1566 01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:02,380 What if I suck? 1567 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:04,375 Please. 1568 01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:06,875 You are like the Good Will Hunting of culinary arts. 1569 01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:08,875 Please. Make my cookies. 1570 01:16:08,875 --> 01:16:10,455 Okay. 1571 01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:13,918 I'm going to eat all of them, and you're not going to eat shit. [laughs] 1572 01:16:26,917 --> 01:16:34,457 ♪ 1573 01:16:34,458 --> 01:16:37,708 I don't know what the circumstances are that brought you back to us, 1574 01:16:37,708 --> 01:16:40,958 but I'm sure glad you're here. 1575 01:16:40,959 --> 01:16:50,959 ♪ 1576 01:16:50,959 --> 01:17:00,959 ♪ 1577 01:17:00,959 --> 01:17:10,999 ♪ 1578 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:21,000 ♪ 1579 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:29,170 ♪ 1580 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:32,126 (voice of Penny) "Dear Elise, thank you for being my friend. 1581 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,825 I had so much fun this summer. 1582 01:17:34,834 --> 01:17:37,254 I don't want to go home yet. 1583 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:38,330 Love, Penny." 1584 01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:41,083 (voice on loudspeaker) Now boarding bus 57 to Chicago. 1585 01:17:41,083 --> 01:17:48,463 ♪ 1586 01:17:48,458 --> 01:17:53,128 [engine accelerating] 1587 01:17:53,125 --> 01:18:03,125 ♪ 1588 01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:13,125 ♪ 1589 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:23,125 ♪ 1590 01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:29,495 ♪ 1591 01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:33,501 Hey. 1592 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,710 Way to go, girl. 1593 01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:36,998 It's pretty great, isn't it? 1594 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,380 It sure is. Look... 1595 01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:43,075 whatever happens today, you are going to be an amazing camp director. 1596 01:18:44,417 --> 01:18:46,417 I was just hoping it would be here. 1597 01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:48,207 Thank you, Sally. 1598 01:18:48,208 --> 01:18:49,578 I'm still holding out hope. 1599 01:18:49,583 --> 01:18:51,583 [chuckles] 1600 01:18:51,583 --> 01:18:52,673 Oh, I need some Kleenex. 1601 01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:54,207 Go. Get out of here. 1602 01:18:56,375 --> 01:18:57,825 Jared. 1603 01:18:57,834 --> 01:18:59,544 Didn't know that you'd be joining us today. 1604 01:18:59,542 --> 01:19:01,502 Oh, hell to the yes. 1605 01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:03,170 [glasses thump on ground] 1606 01:19:03,166 --> 01:19:04,036 Kyle. 1607 01:19:04,041 --> 01:19:05,171 Sorry. Sorry. 1608 01:19:05,166 --> 01:19:07,706 I want to see this Maxi-pad replaced with a tampon. 1609 01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:11,668 So I take it you're referring to yourself as a tampon now? 1610 01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:13,247 Hmm? 1611 01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:15,210 I'm slim. 1612 01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:16,748 And I'm out for blood. 1613 01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:18,330 Okay, that's gross. 1614 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:22,043 Look, as much as I'd like to stand here and listen to your prepared insults, 1615 01:19:22,041 --> 01:19:23,581 I actually have a camp to run. 1616 01:19:23,583 --> 01:19:24,923 Oh, but wait. 1617 01:19:28,417 --> 01:19:29,627 I deserve the middle finger. 1618 01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:32,920 I'm worth the middle finger! 1619 01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:44,420 Okay. 1620 01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:45,627 It's hot. 1621 01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:48,375 And my pedicure is completely ruined. 1622 01:19:48,375 --> 01:19:49,995 Places. 1623 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:50,580 Hey, everybody. 1624 01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:52,253 Welcome to Visitors Day! 1625 01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:54,790 We are super excited to have you all here. 1626 01:19:54,792 --> 01:19:58,462 In the spirit of old and new, we're going to be performing a song 1627 01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:01,998 that I wrote with my two best friends back when I was a camper here. 1628 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:02,920 Hope you enjoy! 1629 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,460 Five, six, seven, eight. 1630 01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:28,788 ♪♪ I hate it when the summer ends. ♪ 1631 01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:30,792 ♪ I've got to say goodbye to... ♪ 1632 01:20:30,792 --> 01:20:32,332 ♪ My best friends! ♪ 1633 01:20:32,333 --> 01:20:35,753 ♪ Camp Takota, I love you so. I don't know where the summers go. ♪ 1634 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:37,630 ♪ I love Camp Takota. ♪ 1635 01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:42,325 ♪ T-A-K-O-T-A! ♪ 1636 01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:44,503 ♪ Going to miss Camp Takota, ♪ 1637 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:49,000 ♪ but I'll be back next summer. Yay! ♪ 1638 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,580 ♪ Wake up in the morning, in my bunk... ♪ 1639 01:20:51,583 --> 01:20:53,133 ♪ My hair looks -- ♪ 1640 01:20:53,125 --> 01:20:54,375 What are you doing here? 1641 01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:55,455 I am so sorry! 1642 01:20:55,458 --> 01:20:58,328 I honestly have no idea what I was thinking. 1643 01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:00,923 Elise, I am so sorry about all that stuff I said. 1644 01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:02,287 I'm so glad you're back. 1645 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,831 ♪ ...into the mess! ♪ 1646 01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:07,174 ♪ Grab some grub, and I'm on my way, ♪ 1647 01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:09,246 ♪ to my activities for the day! ♪ 1648 01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:10,500 ♪ Arts and crafts, ♪ 1649 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:11,630 ♪ and tie-dye, ♪ 1650 01:21:11,625 --> 01:21:12,535 ♪ archery, ♪ 1651 01:21:12,542 --> 01:21:13,632 ♪ and bull's-eye, ♪ 1652 01:21:13,625 --> 01:21:14,825 ♪ canoeing, ♪ 1653 01:21:14,834 --> 01:21:17,504 ♪ all of them and pillow fights around the clock. ♪ 1654 01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:19,170 ♪ In the mess ♪ 1655 01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:20,536 ♪ eating tater tots. ♪ 1656 01:21:20,542 --> 01:21:21,212 ♪ Basketball! ♪ 1657 01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:22,918 ♪ Taking all the shots, ♪ 1658 01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:25,537 ♪ and when the day comes to an end, ♪ 1659 01:21:25,542 --> 01:21:27,882 ♪ go to sleep and do it again. ♪ 1660 01:21:27,875 --> 01:21:29,535 ♪ I love Camp Takota. ♪ 1661 01:21:29,542 --> 01:21:32,002 ♪ Going to miss Camp Takota. ♪ 1662 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,330 ♪ But I'll be back next summer. ♪ 1663 01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:36,213 ♪ Yay! ♪♪ 1664 01:21:36,208 --> 01:21:38,078 [cheering, applause] 1665 01:21:38,083 --> 01:21:40,463 Bravo! Bravo! 1666 01:21:40,458 --> 01:21:47,538 [cheering, applause] 1667 01:21:47,542 --> 01:21:48,582 (Penny) That was fun. 1668 01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:51,793 [applause] 1669 01:21:51,792 --> 01:21:59,752 [chatter, laughter] 1670 01:21:59,750 --> 01:22:04,790 [chatter, laughter] 1671 01:22:04,792 --> 01:22:06,922 Hard to believe it's closing campfire, huh? 1672 01:22:06,917 --> 01:22:08,287 Are summers getting shorter? 1673 01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:11,751 [chuckles] Why don't you lead this one? 1674 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:13,080 Are you sure? 1675 01:22:14,583 --> 01:22:16,293 Thanks. 1676 01:22:16,291 --> 01:22:20,081 [applause] 1677 01:22:20,083 --> 01:22:23,753 Every year, we close out the summer with one final campfire. 1678 01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:27,580 It's a chance to reflect on what an amazing summer it's been 1679 01:22:27,583 --> 01:22:30,883 and all the memories you'll hold onto until you're back here next summer 1680 01:22:30,875 --> 01:22:32,415 for opening campfire. 1681 01:22:32,417 --> 01:22:33,417 No! No, no, no. 1682 01:22:33,417 --> 01:22:34,377 No, no, no, no. 1683 01:22:34,375 --> 01:22:36,915 There will be no opening campfire next year. 1684 01:22:36,917 --> 01:22:39,077 A yule log DVD at best. 1685 01:22:39,083 --> 01:22:42,213 Because -- drumroll, Kyle -- 1686 01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:44,248 [drumming] 1687 01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:46,670 I'm taking over camp. [chuckles] 1688 01:22:46,667 --> 01:22:50,077 Yep, I'm finally giving this place a long-overdue makeover. 1689 01:22:50,083 --> 01:22:56,583 I'm bringing this hole into the 21st century. 1690 01:22:56,583 --> 01:22:57,383 Thank you. 1691 01:22:57,375 --> 01:22:58,455 You're welcome. 1692 01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:02,288 Okay. 1693 01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:03,631 Yep. No. 1694 01:23:06,834 --> 01:23:08,464 It's true. 1695 01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:11,748 Jared might be taking over next summer. 1696 01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:15,330 And you'll be updating your statuses from the mess hall 1697 01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:18,923 and live tweeting the campfires. 1698 01:23:18,917 --> 01:23:22,327 And all your friends back home will know how awesome this place is. 1699 01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:23,503 But who wants that? 1700 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:31,250 Since I was eight years old, this place has been like an old friend to me. 1701 01:23:32,834 --> 01:23:38,464 We have all our inside jokes and the songs that only we know. 1702 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:43,827 And you go back home and you try to tell people about camp, 1703 01:23:43,834 --> 01:23:46,464 and you end up just saying, "You had to be there." 1704 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:56,500 Well, I really hope... 1705 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:59,330 that there's still going to be a place you have to be. 1706 01:24:01,834 --> 01:24:04,634 Because I'm not ready to say goodbye to this friend yet. 1707 01:24:08,583 --> 01:24:09,753 [sniffles] 1708 01:24:12,542 --> 01:24:14,382 Okay. 1709 01:24:14,375 --> 01:24:15,535 Sorry. 1710 01:24:17,208 --> 01:24:21,668 Tonight we are so honored to have with us a very special guest 1711 01:24:21,667 --> 01:24:26,577 at Takota to read our Takota campfire ghost story. 1712 01:24:26,583 --> 01:24:29,883 He is the New York Times bestselling author 1713 01:24:29,875 --> 01:24:32,325 of such thrillers as -- 1714 01:24:32,333 --> 01:24:33,883 Hey. 1715 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:36,745 Elise. 1716 01:24:36,750 --> 01:24:38,540 Eli, I just... 1717 01:24:38,542 --> 01:24:42,712 I really wanted to say that I am so sorry. 1718 01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:47,078 I was just really mean to you yesterday. 1719 01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:50,583 I mean, like I was straight up a bitch. 1720 01:24:50,583 --> 01:24:51,923 Okay, well, I wouldn't say that. 1721 01:24:51,917 --> 01:24:53,377 No, I was. 1722 01:24:55,417 --> 01:24:57,287 Maybe a little. 1723 01:24:57,291 --> 01:25:00,081 Look, I thought about what you said. 1724 01:25:00,083 --> 01:25:03,423 And you were right: this has been fun. 1725 01:25:03,417 --> 01:25:07,077 ♪ 1726 01:25:07,083 --> 01:25:09,923 But Elise, I want it to keep being fun. 1727 01:25:09,917 --> 01:25:12,627 (Max) Eli Morton. 1728 01:25:12,625 --> 01:25:13,325 Eli... 1729 01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:16,083 That smell. What is that? 1730 01:25:16,083 --> 01:25:17,923 I slept in a bus station last night. 1731 01:25:17,917 --> 01:25:19,377 Gross. 1732 01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:22,415 He's going to be great at this if he ever -- 1733 01:25:22,417 --> 01:25:23,957 (Allison) Eli, Max just intro'd you. 1734 01:25:23,959 --> 01:25:25,629 Hi. Welcome. 1735 01:25:25,625 --> 01:25:26,915 Give him a round of applause, everybody. 1736 01:25:26,917 --> 01:25:28,537 Excuse me. Thank you. 1737 01:25:28,542 --> 01:25:29,542 Break a leg. 1738 01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:32,962 ♪ 1739 01:25:32,959 --> 01:25:34,079 He's a writer? 1740 01:25:34,083 --> 01:25:35,793 Yeah. 1741 01:25:35,792 --> 01:25:38,922 And a local farmer. 1742 01:25:38,917 --> 01:25:40,537 Look: technically, I didn't lie to you. 1743 01:25:45,959 --> 01:25:48,249 [exhales] 1744 01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:51,080 (Eli) So to this day, Takota campers 1745 01:25:51,083 --> 01:25:52,793 can still see the ghost. 1746 01:25:52,792 --> 01:25:55,582 You see, he's attracted to the fire. 1747 01:25:55,583 --> 01:25:56,963 He's drawn to the smoke. 1748 01:25:56,959 --> 01:25:59,629 Much like the campfire we have going on right now. 1749 01:25:59,625 --> 01:26:05,995 [branches snapping] 1750 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:09,790 So when you Takota girls build your campfires for s'mores 1751 01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:11,792 and stories 1752 01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:14,172 [branches snapping] 1753 01:26:14,166 --> 01:26:17,286 just remember: you might have an extra visitor at your campout that night. 1754 01:26:17,291 --> 01:26:21,001 (Jared) What was that? Somebody call 9-1-1. 1755 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,500 I'm not getting any service. 1756 01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:23,500 [leaves rustling] 1757 01:26:23,500 --> 01:26:25,670 [girls screaming] 1758 01:26:25,667 --> 01:26:26,957 Get me out of here! 1759 01:26:26,959 --> 01:26:30,499 [girls screaming] 1760 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:31,460 Elise! 1761 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:32,668 Oh, no. 1762 01:26:35,166 --> 01:26:37,996 (Jared) This place sucks. 1763 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:40,000 Jeff, what are you doing here? 1764 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:42,500 Elise, you did not return any of my calls. 1765 01:26:42,500 --> 01:26:44,920 I've nothing to say to you. 1766 01:26:44,917 --> 01:26:46,497 I'm sorry, okay? 1767 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,420 I messed up. I know that, alright? 1768 01:26:48,417 --> 01:26:50,327 I am so sorry. 1769 01:26:50,333 --> 01:26:53,333 But you cannot -- you have to give me a chance. 1770 01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:56,043 Oh, I don't have to do anything. 1771 01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:59,041 (Eli) El, everything alright? 1772 01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:00,501 Who the hell's this guy? 1773 01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:01,710 This is my boy- 1774 01:27:01,708 --> 01:27:04,828 (campers) Aww... 1775 01:27:04,834 --> 01:27:06,424 Eli. 1776 01:27:06,417 --> 01:27:08,747 This is my Eli. 1777 01:27:13,875 --> 01:27:15,035 This guy? 1778 01:27:15,041 --> 01:27:16,461 This -- 1779 01:27:18,834 --> 01:27:20,004 Seriously. 1780 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,750 (campers) Oh....! 1781 01:27:21,750 --> 01:27:24,040 Stop! Stop! 1782 01:27:24,041 --> 01:27:25,791 Jeff, you are ruining Visitors Day! 1783 01:27:25,792 --> 01:27:27,042 Stop! 1784 01:27:27,041 --> 01:27:28,671 (camper) That's going to leave a mark. 1785 01:27:28,667 --> 01:27:31,707 Jeff, we are done! 1786 01:27:31,708 --> 01:27:33,878 It's over! 1787 01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:36,075 Stop embarrassing yourself; go home! 1788 01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:41,793 ♪ 1789 01:27:41,792 --> 01:27:43,922 What are you looking at? 1790 01:27:43,917 --> 01:27:45,077 Huh? 1791 01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:47,793 ♪ 1792 01:27:47,792 --> 01:27:48,962 And you... 1793 01:27:48,959 --> 01:27:54,039 ♪ 1794 01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:58,081 that was incredibly hot, and I am very turned on right now. 1795 01:27:58,083 --> 01:28:01,543 (campers) Aww...! 1796 01:28:01,542 --> 01:28:02,752 (camper) It's so romantic! 1797 01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,790 I love camp so much. 1798 01:28:04,792 --> 01:28:14,792 ♪ 1799 01:28:14,792 --> 01:28:19,922 ♪ 1800 01:28:19,917 --> 01:28:21,497 I should go... 1801 01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:22,080 Yeah, me too. 1802 01:28:22,083 --> 01:28:23,543 ...do the... 1803 01:28:23,542 --> 01:28:24,082 thing. 1804 01:28:24,083 --> 01:28:25,753 Yep. 1805 01:28:25,750 --> 01:28:32,080 ♪ 1806 01:28:32,083 --> 01:28:35,793 Sorry, everyone. 1807 01:28:35,792 --> 01:28:40,082 Just dealing with a ghost from my past! 1808 01:28:40,083 --> 01:28:44,753 [cheering, applause] 1809 01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:49,670 Well, that was quite the closing campfire. 1810 01:28:49,667 --> 01:28:52,077 Thank you to Eli, for the ghost story. 1811 01:28:52,083 --> 01:28:57,923 [applause] 1812 01:28:57,917 --> 01:29:02,667 What do you say we reconvene in the morning for a delicious breakfast spread prepared by Allison? 1813 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,960 How you doing? 1814 01:29:09,959 --> 01:29:13,629 Might've had a few bowls of FiberNuts, but I'm holding up. 1815 01:29:16,166 --> 01:29:20,326 Max, I had no idea that Jeff was going to show up tonight. 1816 01:29:20,333 --> 01:29:22,133 I am so sorry if this ruined -- 1817 01:29:22,125 --> 01:29:23,535 Uh-uh. 1818 01:29:24,667 --> 01:29:27,077 It's fine. 1819 01:29:27,083 --> 01:29:30,463 You know, we did all we could do. 1820 01:29:30,458 --> 01:29:33,168 And I am really glad you came back. 1821 01:29:34,834 --> 01:29:36,294 Okay. 1822 01:29:36,291 --> 01:29:37,331 Shall we? 1823 01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:39,633 Well, duh. [chuckles] 1824 01:29:44,083 --> 01:29:46,673 To best friends. 1825 01:29:49,333 --> 01:29:50,713 (Allison) What about me? 1826 01:29:50,708 --> 01:29:52,208 [laughter] 1827 01:29:52,208 --> 01:29:53,538 Alright, get in here. 1828 01:29:53,542 --> 01:29:55,882 (Elise) Do you have like supersonic hearing or something? 1829 01:29:55,875 --> 01:29:58,995 I've got some supersonic dishes I've got to do, so I'll just take one. 1830 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,210 Okay. 1831 01:30:01,208 --> 01:30:02,038 Best friends. 1832 01:30:02,041 --> 01:30:04,041 Cheers, guys. 1833 01:30:04,041 --> 01:30:14,041 ♪ 1834 01:30:14,041 --> 01:30:19,041 ♪ 1835 01:30:19,041 --> 01:30:20,211 Max. 1836 01:30:20,208 --> 01:30:21,998 Channing Tatum. 1837 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,920 (Allison) Oh, my God. You guys overslept. 1838 01:30:24,917 --> 01:30:26,997 And you reek of scotch! 1839 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:28,170 Now, come on. 1840 01:30:28,166 --> 01:30:30,746 Put an Altoid in your mouth and come help me out. 1841 01:30:30,750 --> 01:30:32,920 The line in the mess is insane. 1842 01:30:32,917 --> 01:30:34,247 What? 1843 01:30:34,250 --> 01:30:37,040 Yes! 1844 01:30:37,041 --> 01:30:38,881 Allison, everything's under control. 1845 01:30:38,875 --> 01:30:40,205 What are you talking about? 1846 01:30:40,208 --> 01:30:41,998 Oh, I'm not talking about this line. 1847 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:42,880 Come on. 1848 01:30:45,708 --> 01:30:48,038 I'm talking about that line. 1849 01:30:48,041 --> 01:30:51,921 ♪ 1850 01:30:51,917 --> 01:30:54,917 Yeah, no one can shut up about last night's ghost. 1851 01:30:54,917 --> 01:30:58,377 Apparently it reminded campers and ex-campers aka moms 1852 01:30:58,375 --> 01:31:01,375 with checkbooks how magical camp can be. 1853 01:31:01,375 --> 01:31:04,245 Plus I think they genuinely don't want Jared in charge of their children. 1854 01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:09,420 ♪ 1855 01:31:09,417 --> 01:31:10,957 Hey. 1856 01:31:10,959 --> 01:31:11,919 Hey. 1857 01:31:11,917 --> 01:31:12,917 Guess what. 1858 01:31:12,917 --> 01:31:14,287 What? 1859 01:31:14,291 --> 01:31:17,171 We officially did it; over 60 percent of the camp has preregistered. 1860 01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:18,786 (Max) Hey, Chet? 1861 01:31:18,792 --> 01:31:20,002 Guess what? 1862 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:23,960 ♪ 1863 01:31:23,959 --> 01:31:26,129 Chet, please? 1864 01:31:26,125 --> 01:31:27,245 I don't get it. 1865 01:31:30,792 --> 01:31:32,172 Woodshed. 1866 01:31:32,166 --> 01:31:35,456 Chet, woodshed. 1867 01:31:35,458 --> 01:31:38,998 So like, how old do you have to be to be a counselor? 1868 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,790 Because obvi, I am super-mature for my age. 1869 01:31:40,792 --> 01:31:43,332 Okay, smoker's cough doesn't make you mature. 1870 01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:45,423 Give it five more summers as a camper. 1871 01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:49,327 Okay. Well, can you put all the robin's eggs in the same cabin next year? 1872 01:31:49,333 --> 01:31:50,833 It's a deal. 1873 01:31:50,834 --> 01:31:53,134 Are you serious? [gasp] 1874 01:31:53,125 --> 01:31:55,995 Whoa! 1875 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:56,830 Bye. 1876 01:31:56,834 --> 01:31:58,714 I'll see you next summer, girls. 1877 01:31:58,708 --> 01:32:00,128 You guys, we did it! 1878 01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:01,375 [cheering] 1879 01:32:01,375 --> 01:32:03,165 So exciting! 1880 01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:04,166 (Max) I know! 1881 01:32:04,166 --> 01:32:06,376 Wow. 1882 01:32:06,375 --> 01:32:07,285 Maxine. 1883 01:32:07,291 --> 01:32:08,671 Hi! 1884 01:32:08,667 --> 01:32:11,327 I hear you are about to take over the Takota throne. 1885 01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:12,883 The rumors are true-mors, Ms. Fefferman. 1886 01:32:12,875 --> 01:32:13,825 Call me Kathy. 1887 01:32:13,834 --> 01:32:15,004 And then... 1888 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:16,330 just call me. 1889 01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:17,333 Let's talk sponsorship! 1890 01:32:17,333 --> 01:32:19,423 Okay. 1891 01:32:19,417 --> 01:32:23,077 Elise, I just want to thank you for everything you did for Penny this summer. 1892 01:32:23,083 --> 01:32:25,173 It was my pleasure. 1893 01:32:25,166 --> 01:32:26,786 Everything? 1894 01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:33,213 (Allison) Did you get a deal on Avon? 1895 01:32:33,208 --> 01:32:36,458 Kathy Fefferman: President of Fefferman Sporting Goods. 1896 01:32:36,458 --> 01:32:38,668 I smell an equestrian center. 1897 01:32:38,667 --> 01:32:39,917 Oh, no. That's just me. 1898 01:32:39,917 --> 01:32:41,037 (Allison) Oh. 1899 01:32:41,041 --> 01:32:42,541 Ooh. 1900 01:32:42,542 --> 01:32:44,582 Guys, is that Lindsay Johnson? 1901 01:32:44,583 --> 01:32:48,423 The "practicing Frenching" Lindsay Johnson? 1902 01:32:48,417 --> 01:32:50,077 Excuse me, ladies. 1903 01:32:50,083 --> 01:32:53,503 ♪ This is my moment. ♪ 1904 01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:55,460 I'm going to go help with preregistrations. 1905 01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:58,210 In the woodshed. 1906 01:32:58,208 --> 01:32:59,918 Ooh. 1907 01:32:59,917 --> 01:33:09,957 ♪ 1908 01:33:09,959 --> 01:33:17,959 ♪ 1909 01:33:17,959 --> 01:33:25,129 ♪ 1910 01:33:25,125 --> 01:33:27,075 Can I get in on this? 1911 01:33:27,083 --> 01:33:28,293 Bring it over, lady. 1912 01:33:28,291 --> 01:33:35,291 [sighs] So Max, now that you are officially camp director, 1913 01:33:35,291 --> 01:33:37,921 and there's actually a camp to direct, 1914 01:33:37,917 --> 01:33:40,707 what is your first order of business? 1915 01:33:40,708 --> 01:33:41,378 Allison? 1916 01:33:41,375 --> 01:33:43,035 Yep? 1917 01:33:43,041 --> 01:33:44,041 You're fired. 1918 01:33:44,041 --> 01:33:46,211 Aww, man! 1919 01:33:46,208 --> 01:33:49,538 (Elise) Don't worry, girl; we can be unemployed together! 1920 01:33:49,542 --> 01:33:53,632 Girls, seriously, thank you. 1921 01:33:53,625 --> 01:33:57,415 Like all jokes and sarcasm aside, thank you. 1922 01:33:57,417 --> 01:34:00,247 I'm pretty lucky to have two friends that will put up 1923 01:34:00,250 --> 01:34:01,630 with all my crazy ideas. 1924 01:34:01,625 --> 01:34:03,125 You know, like saving a camp. 1925 01:34:05,417 --> 01:34:07,077 (Allison) I think it was worth saving. 1926 01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:08,253 Yep. 1927 01:34:08,250 --> 01:34:10,080 Agreed. 1928 01:34:10,083 --> 01:34:11,583 Unlike that fanny pack. 1929 01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:12,963 I'm sorry, what was that? 1930 01:34:12,959 --> 01:34:14,959 Okay, I haven't said a single thing 1931 01:34:14,959 --> 01:34:16,499 but that has got to go. 1932 01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:18,080 (Max) This is a classic, Elise. 1933 01:34:18,083 --> 01:34:19,503 (Elise) It makes me class-sick. 1934 01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:20,580 (Allison) Oo-ooh! 1935 01:34:20,583 --> 01:34:22,133 (Elise) I did one. 1936 01:34:22,125 --> 01:34:23,325 (Max) That was good. 1937 01:34:23,333 --> 01:34:26,583 I'm proud of you for that joke, but I still don't believe you 1938 01:34:26,583 --> 01:34:28,503 on the fanny pack. 1939 01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:31,250 Yeah, you've really got to fanny-pack it up. 1940 01:34:31,250 --> 01:34:41,290 ♪ 1941 01:34:41,291 --> 01:34:46,291 ♪ 1942 01:34:46,291 --> 01:34:51,381 ♪ 1943 01:34:51,375 --> 01:34:53,075 Raise that end a little higher? 1944 01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:00,043 It's perfect. 1945 01:35:00,041 --> 01:35:09,331 ♪ 1946 01:35:09,333 --> 01:35:10,673 (girl) Thank you very much. 1947 01:35:10,667 --> 01:35:12,287 (Elise) You're welcome. 1948 01:35:12,291 --> 01:35:13,211 What's your name? 1949 01:35:13,208 --> 01:35:16,418 Eli. 1950 01:35:16,417 --> 01:35:18,877 What are you doing here? 1951 01:35:18,875 --> 01:35:23,035 Well, I think you're really pretty, and I wanted your autograph, so. 1952 01:35:23,041 --> 01:35:25,501 You know you get these for free. 1953 01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:27,250 Quit holding up my line. 1954 01:35:27,250 --> 01:35:28,130 Alright. 1955 01:35:28,125 --> 01:35:30,035 I'll be at the bar. 1956 01:35:30,041 --> 01:35:32,541 Security! 1957 01:35:32,542 --> 01:35:34,252 Hi, what's your name? 1958 01:35:34,250 --> 01:35:35,290 Madison. 1959 01:35:35,291 --> 01:35:37,211 Hi, Madison. 1960 01:35:37,208 --> 01:35:41,038 ♪ 1961 01:35:41,041 --> 01:35:43,711 Thank you. 1962 01:35:43,708 --> 01:35:45,208 Hi, what's your name? 1963 01:35:45,208 --> 01:35:46,208 Isabelle. 1964 01:35:46,208 --> 01:35:47,498 Hi, Isabelle. 1965 01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:52,500 ♪ 1966 01:35:52,500 --> 01:35:58,250 ♪ 1967 01:35:58,250 --> 01:36:00,080 ♪♪ Hey, ladies. 1968 01:36:00,083 --> 01:36:02,253 ♪ Camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1969 01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:03,880 ♪ Camp, camp, camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1970 01:36:03,875 --> 01:36:05,745 ♪ Camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1971 01:36:05,750 --> 01:36:07,210 ♪ Camp, camp, camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1972 01:36:07,208 --> 01:36:09,418 ♪ I said, camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1973 01:36:09,417 --> 01:36:10,917 ♪ Camp, camp, camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1974 01:36:10,917 --> 01:36:13,287 ♪ I said, camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1975 01:36:13,291 --> 01:36:14,631 ♪ Camp, camp, camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1976 01:36:14,625 --> 01:36:16,455 ♪ Camp! ♪ 1977 01:36:16,458 --> 01:36:18,578 ♪ Camp! ♪ 1978 01:36:18,583 --> 01:36:20,423 ♪ Camp! ♪ 1979 01:36:20,417 --> 01:36:22,247 ♪ Camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1980 01:36:22,250 --> 01:36:24,040 ♪ Camp! Cabins...! ♪ 1981 01:36:24,041 --> 01:36:25,421 ♪ Camp! Sunburn...! ♪ 1982 01:36:25,417 --> 01:36:27,417 ♪ Camp! Bug bites, bug bites. ♪ 1983 01:36:27,417 --> 01:36:29,417 ♪ Camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1984 01:36:29,417 --> 01:36:31,537 ♪ Camp. I got my camp stamp. ♪ 1985 01:36:31,542 --> 01:36:33,882 ♪ Camp. Row that boat. Row that boat. ♪ 1986 01:36:33,875 --> 01:36:35,125 ♪ Camp. Hoo-ha, hoo-ha. ♪ 1987 01:36:35,125 --> 01:36:36,915 ♪ Camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 1988 01:36:36,917 --> 01:36:39,287 ♪ Camp. Give it to me at camp. ♪ 1989 01:36:39,291 --> 01:36:41,131 ♪ Camp. Just kidding: please don't. ♪ 1990 01:36:41,125 --> 01:36:42,625 ♪ Camp. The smells. ♪ 1991 01:36:42,625 --> 01:36:44,495 ♪ Camp... camp... camp! ♪ 1992 01:36:44,500 --> 01:36:46,630 ♪ Row that boat. Row that boat. ♪ 1993 01:36:46,625 --> 01:36:48,125 ♪ Why am I here? ♪ 1994 01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:50,125 ♪ Bug bites, bug bites. ♪ 1995 01:36:50,125 --> 01:36:52,455 ♪ Give it to me at camp. Yeah. ♪ 1996 01:36:52,458 --> 01:36:54,578 ♪ Row that boat, row that boat. ♪ 1997 01:36:54,583 --> 01:36:56,133 ♪ Why am I here? ♪ 1998 01:36:56,125 --> 01:36:57,625 ♪ Bug bites, bug bites. ♪ 1999 01:36:57,625 --> 01:36:59,955 ♪ Give it to me at camp. Yeah. ♪ 2000 01:36:59,959 --> 01:37:01,879 ♪ Camp, camp, camp it up. ♪ 2001 01:37:01,875 --> 01:37:04,165 ♪ Camp, camp, camp, camp, camp it up. ♪♪ 2002 01:37:04,166 --> 01:37:14,456 ♪ 2003 01:37:14,458 --> 01:37:24,498 ♪ 2004 01:37:24,500 --> 01:37:34,500 ♪ 2005 01:37:34,500 --> 01:37:44,500 ♪ 2006 01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:54,500 ♪ 2007 01:37:54,500 --> 01:38:04,540 ♪ 2008 01:38:04,542 --> 01:38:14,542 ♪ 2009 01:38:14,542 --> 01:38:24,542 ♪ 2010 01:38:24,542 --> 01:38:34,542 ♪ 2011 01:38:34,542 --> 01:38:44,582 ♪ 2012 01:38:44,583 --> 01:38:54,583 ♪ 2013 01:38:54,583 --> 01:39:04,583 ♪ 2014 01:39:04,583 --> 01:39:14,583 ♪ 2015 01:39:14,583 --> 01:39:24,583 ♪ 2016 01:39:24,583 --> 01:39:34,633 ♪ 2017 01:39:34,625 --> 01:39:44,625 ♪ 2018 01:39:44,625 --> 01:39:54,625 ♪ 2019 01:39:54,625 --> 01:40:04,625 ♪ 2020 01:40:04,625 --> 01:40:14,665 ♪ 2021 01:40:14,667 --> 01:40:24,667 ♪ 2022 01:40:24,667 --> 01:40:34,667 ♪ 2023 01:40:34,667 --> 01:40:44,667 ♪ 2024 01:40:44,667 --> 01:40:54,707 ♪ 2025 01:40:54,708 --> 01:41:02,458 ♪