1 00:03:45,672 --> 00:03:47,503 ''Here I come.'' 2 00:03:47,641 --> 00:03:49,632 ''I'm a showman.'' 3 00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:54,044 ''I've brought a series of motion pictures with me.'' 4 00:03:54,414 --> 00:03:58,077 ''Each story is a newone, a sweet one.'' 5 00:03:58,285 --> 00:04:02,984 ''Each taIe is a piece of magic of cinema.'' 6 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:12,630 ''Here I come.'' 7 00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:14,826 ''I'm a showman.'' 8 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:18,762 ''I've brought a bouquet of narrations, some sweet and some not sweet.'' 9 00:04:19,406 --> 00:04:22,933 ''How did this magic come to ruIe everyone's Iife?'' 10 00:04:23,276 --> 00:04:27,906 ''Each taIe is a piece of magic of cinema.'' 11 00:04:31,918 --> 00:04:33,818 ''Take 10, take 20 and then some more.'' 12 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:36,011 ''TiII you make 100, a perfect score.'' 13 00:04:36,122 --> 00:04:38,682 ''100 is howoId it is.'' 14 00:04:38,825 --> 00:04:42,659 ''This pIayer hasn't aged.'' 15 00:04:46,232 --> 00:04:48,496 ''Take 10, take 20 and then some more.'' 16 00:04:48,702 --> 00:04:50,567 ''TiII you make 100, a perfect score.'' 17 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:53,261 ''100 is howoId it is.'' 18 00:04:53,373 --> 00:04:56,501 ''This pIayer hasn't aged.'' 19 00:05:07,053 --> 00:05:10,784 ''These taIes are...'' 20 00:05:11,091 --> 00:05:15,289 ''Pretty Awesome.'' 21 00:05:15,462 --> 00:05:19,193 ''There's happiness and sadness...'' 22 00:05:19,332 --> 00:05:23,530 ''In different proportions.'' 23 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:28,039 ''In different proportions.'' 24 00:05:32,012 --> 00:05:34,480 ''Take 10, take 20 and then some more.'' 25 00:05:34,614 --> 00:05:36,514 ''TiII you make 100, a perfect score.'' 26 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:39,118 ''100 is howoId it is.'' 27 00:05:39,352 --> 00:05:43,721 ''This pIayer hasn't aged.'' 28 00:05:53,867 --> 00:05:54,993 Avi! What are you doing here? 29 00:05:55,068 --> 00:05:56,160 What happened?! 30 00:05:56,302 --> 00:05:58,031 Avi, wait! Your dad's asIeep. 31 00:05:58,104 --> 00:05:59,093 Avi! 32 00:06:02,842 --> 00:06:03,831 Get up! 33 00:06:05,612 --> 00:06:06,943 I'm not a eunuch! 34 00:06:07,013 --> 00:06:08,241 I'm a homosexuaI! 35 00:06:08,348 --> 00:06:10,839 You do knowthe difference, right? You are a professor! 36 00:06:10,984 --> 00:06:13,452 It's neither wrong to be a eunuch, norto be homosexuaI! 37 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:15,019 The onIy thing wrong is a person Iike you! 38 00:06:15,088 --> 00:06:17,147 Did you hear me! Someone Iike you! 39 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:18,279 Get up! 40 00:06:53,159 --> 00:06:57,892 ''It's a strange taIe..'' 41 00:06:58,264 --> 00:07:02,758 ''Where does it begin, Where does it end?'' 42 00:07:03,236 --> 00:07:07,900 ''Where do these destinations Iie?'' 43 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:12,304 ''Neither couId he understand, nor couId I.'' 44 00:07:13,379 --> 00:07:17,372 ''It's a strange taIe..'' 45 00:07:18,451 --> 00:07:23,252 ''Where does it begin, Where does it end?'' 46 00:07:23,556 --> 00:07:27,993 ''Where do these destinations Iie?'' 47 00:07:28,595 --> 00:07:31,860 ''Neither couId he understand, nor couId I.'' 48 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:58,419 ''My best wishes are with you.'' 49 00:07:58,925 --> 00:08:03,555 ''Foryou are now an appIe of someone's eye.'' 50 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:08,324 ''My best wishes are with you.'' 51 00:08:08,935 --> 00:08:13,372 ''Foryou are now an appIe of someone's eye.'' 52 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:18,367 ''You have come so cIose to someone...'' 53 00:08:19,012 --> 00:08:23,005 ''That you've distanced yourseIf from everyone eIse.'' 54 00:08:24,117 --> 00:08:26,711 ''It's a strange taIe..'' 55 00:08:26,953 --> 00:08:28,181 See you Iater? 56 00:08:29,189 --> 00:08:33,649 ''Where does it begin, Where does it end?'' 57 00:08:34,227 --> 00:08:38,061 ''Where do these destinations Iie?'' 58 00:08:39,232 --> 00:08:43,259 ''Neither couId he understand, nor couId I.'' 59 00:08:44,404 --> 00:08:49,239 ''It's a strange taIe..'' 60 00:08:51,845 --> 00:08:53,335 Good morning, ma'am. - Morning. 61 00:08:57,016 --> 00:08:57,675 Good morning, ma'am. 62 00:08:57,717 --> 00:08:58,547 I needed to discuss some papers with you. 63 00:08:58,618 --> 00:08:59,607 Just give me 2 minutes. 64 00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:13,888 Hi. 65 00:09:17,503 --> 00:09:20,404 A wedding neckIace around the neck .and a hint ofIust in the eyes. 66 00:09:20,607 --> 00:09:21,596 Excuse me? 67 00:09:21,641 --> 00:09:22,630 Who are you? 68 00:09:22,742 --> 00:09:23,902 A newintern. 69 00:09:24,077 --> 00:09:25,442 Temporary. For 3 months. 70 00:09:25,511 --> 00:09:27,843 But I'II get a permanent job if you recommend me. 71 00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:29,514 Let's see if you Iast that Iong. 72 00:09:29,616 --> 00:09:31,379 Trust me, I Iast very Iong. 73 00:09:32,452 --> 00:09:34,511 By the way, aren't you an associate editor? 74 00:09:34,621 --> 00:09:36,316 Don't you have a cabin or something here? 75 00:09:36,589 --> 00:09:38,284 I feeI suffocated behind cIosed doors. 76 00:09:38,391 --> 00:09:40,256 Do you have a probIem with that? - Not at aII. 77 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:42,052 And the viewfrom here is great as weII. 78 00:09:42,128 --> 00:09:43,390 Quite hot, huh? 79 00:09:43,529 --> 00:09:45,497 I, too, Iike GoId-Gym trained types. 80 00:09:45,598 --> 00:09:46,929 Rough, tough, puff. 81 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,194 Enough. 82 00:09:51,304 --> 00:09:52,430 I'm gay, by the way. 83 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,008 What is this, madam?! Such a flat reaction? 84 00:09:56,142 --> 00:09:57,837 I deserve an overreaction overthis statement. 85 00:09:58,044 --> 00:10:00,478 Why? You arejust a gay, not a terrorist. 86 00:10:00,647 --> 00:10:02,239 You shouId teII that to my dad. 87 00:10:02,382 --> 00:10:03,906 He wouId've spared me ifI was Kasab. 88 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:05,881 He wants to hang me as I am gay. 89 00:10:06,019 --> 00:10:09,386 I don't bIame him. I, too, want to do the same. 90 00:10:11,357 --> 00:10:13,018 WeII... Sorry. I want to impress you. 91 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:14,650 That's Why I am going a IittIe overboard. 92 00:10:14,727 --> 00:10:16,354 I don't get impressed so quickIy. 93 00:10:16,596 --> 00:10:18,223 No stress. I've got 3 months. 94 00:10:19,966 --> 00:10:20,955 What's your name? 95 00:10:21,534 --> 00:10:22,523 Avinash. 96 00:10:23,736 --> 00:10:24,725 Avinash What? 97 00:10:24,837 --> 00:10:25,963 What's Iies in this ''What'', ma'am? 98 00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:27,301 It's this ''What'' that has screwed me up. 99 00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:28,965 Just pIain and simpIe Avinash. 100 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:30,273 Right. 101 00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:31,901 Can we work now?. - Yeah, sure. 102 00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:40,953 Hurry up, guys. We've to meet the deadIine. 103 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,681 Amrita, c'mon. Hurry up. We have to Iock in 5. 104 00:10:42,722 --> 00:10:44,417 Gayatri. - Yes? -What is this? 105 00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:46,788 Stars first spread the rumours then deny it. 106 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:49,255 We, too, pubIish a Iie and then we write... 107 00:10:49,429 --> 00:10:52,193 ''Remained unavaiIabIe for comment.'' 108 00:10:52,265 --> 00:10:53,630 It takes two to tango. 109 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,995 NowIet me work. - Okay. 110 00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:57,058 Amrita... 111 00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:13,507 Sauce? 112 00:11:17,824 --> 00:11:19,587 You want some... breadsticks? 113 00:11:19,659 --> 00:11:20,648 No. 114 00:11:22,161 --> 00:11:23,059 You know... 115 00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:24,358 I aIways wanted to know... 116 00:11:24,664 --> 00:11:26,962 How do you come to knowif someone is gay? 117 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,155 SimpIe 118 00:11:28,301 --> 00:11:31,031 Go and ask, ''Are you a Shridevi fan or a Madhuri fan?'' 119 00:11:31,270 --> 00:11:33,101 Ifhe's a Shridevi fan then he is definiteIy gay. 120 00:11:33,373 --> 00:11:34,567 She's high cam, dude. 121 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:35,868 AII gay men Iove her. 122 00:11:36,409 --> 00:11:37,876 Wow. What anaIysis! 123 00:11:38,411 --> 00:11:40,504 There's aIways an answer for everything in BoIIywood. 124 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,039 If the canvas Iooks IoveIy, I'm going for it. 125 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,072 Avi... 126 00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:47,311 Have you met RahuI? 127 00:11:47,353 --> 00:11:48,615 He's from our marketing team. 128 00:11:48,788 --> 00:11:49,982 Hi. - Hey, dude. 129 00:11:50,556 --> 00:11:53,047 By the way, big Shridevi fan. 130 00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:54,783 I Iove the ''WiId Winds'' song. 131 00:11:56,162 --> 00:11:57,151 Excuse me. 132 00:11:59,298 --> 00:12:00,287 Shridevi, huh? 133 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,960 Love her. 134 00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:05,893 Coffee? 135 00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,537 BIack with two sugars. 136 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:09,864 Huh? 137 00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:11,738 Okay, no sugar. 138 00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:15,711 Go! PIease! 139 00:12:15,782 --> 00:12:16,771 Okay. 140 00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:19,584 Hey. - I think we'II do this. 141 00:12:19,652 --> 00:12:20,778 Hmm? - HeIIo. 142 00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:23,684 Present? Fifty shades of grey. 143 00:12:24,524 --> 00:12:25,855 I've been avoiding it. 144 00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:27,391 It'sjust cheap porn Iiterature. 145 00:12:27,794 --> 00:12:29,523 Means you'II read it for sure. 146 00:12:29,695 --> 00:12:31,060 Of course. 147 00:12:52,518 --> 00:12:54,110 Why are you in such a hurry? 148 00:12:54,287 --> 00:12:55,948 I'm going to catch a movie. MAMI festivaI. 149 00:12:56,089 --> 00:12:58,114 I'm giving myseIf a treat. It's my birthday. 150 00:12:58,357 --> 00:13:00,450 It's your birthday! Why didn't you teII me?! 151 00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,457 What's there to teII? It's Iike any other day. 152 00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:03,619 Who are you going with? 153 00:13:03,663 --> 00:13:04,789 Me and my IoneIiness. 154 00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:06,826 I've bought a ticket for it as weII. 155 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:10,201 Nonsense. You're coming overto my pIace for dinner. 156 00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:13,203 No, Gayatri. Why be formaI? It's not a big deaI. 157 00:13:13,306 --> 00:13:14,603 It's a very big deaI. 158 00:13:14,774 --> 00:13:16,139 You're coming to my house, tonight. 159 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:17,904 No excuses. This is finaI. 160 00:13:17,977 --> 00:13:20,343 Gayatri, Iisten to me. - Otherwise, I'II reject it. 161 00:13:22,682 --> 00:13:24,172 You'II be ready by 9? 162 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,239 Yup. 163 00:13:25,485 --> 00:13:26,975 Move. -Wow. 164 00:13:28,087 --> 00:13:29,247 SmeIIs good. 165 00:13:29,355 --> 00:13:31,949 Thank God, I made a IittIe extra. Foryour surprise guest. 166 00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:34,157 By the way What's her name? 167 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:35,717 His name is Avinash. 168 00:13:37,597 --> 00:13:39,326 You invited a guy for dinner? 169 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,062 Why? JeaIous? 170 00:13:43,069 --> 00:13:44,593 You have this emotion in you as weII? 171 00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:46,562 I thought you buried it in your chiIdhood. 172 00:13:46,772 --> 00:13:48,706 SeriousIy. Who is he? 173 00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:52,005 He's works with me in my office. 174 00:13:52,278 --> 00:13:53,745 He's mad. He's gay. 175 00:13:54,447 --> 00:13:55,436 He's gay? 176 00:13:57,383 --> 00:14:00,978 Okay. So this is the overreaction he was taIking about. 177 00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:03,878 Who? 178 00:14:08,094 --> 00:14:09,083 Thank you. 179 00:14:11,397 --> 00:14:12,887 So you work for CN TV?. 180 00:14:15,368 --> 00:14:16,357 Who do you do? 181 00:14:16,936 --> 00:14:19,837 He works as a... - I'm a poIiticaI anaIyst and a newsreader. 182 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:23,168 Newsreader! I aIways wanted to meet one. 183 00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:24,365 Why? 184 00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:28,241 To ask What's the chaIIenge in teIIing about someone's death? 185 00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:30,910 And it must be very chaIIenging to write about... 186 00:14:30,983 --> 00:14:32,883 ...the meaningIess Iife of BoIIywood stars, right? 187 00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:35,679 By the way, you are taIking about my profession. 188 00:14:36,088 --> 00:14:37,214 I'm offended. 189 00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:39,720 We've aIready taIked about it, Gayatri. 190 00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:41,985 Two years ago. - Oh wow. 191 00:14:42,195 --> 00:14:43,355 I think you guys are going to fight. 192 00:14:43,429 --> 00:14:44,418 That's good. 193 00:14:44,564 --> 00:14:46,293 It's said that the make-up sex is the best. 194 00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:48,725 Make-up sex! 195 00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:54,437 Today is his birthday! Happy birthday! 196 00:14:58,444 --> 00:14:59,570 Happy birthday. 197 00:14:59,612 --> 00:15:01,443 Thank you. But Why aren't you Iooking at me? 198 00:15:01,647 --> 00:15:03,478 I am. - You stiII aren't. 199 00:15:03,716 --> 00:15:05,149 I'm gay, but I don't bite. 200 00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:06,817 UnIess, someone wants me to. 201 00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:11,319 OverfamiIiarity. 202 00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:14,290 It's notjust his but the probIem ofhis generation. 203 00:15:14,527 --> 00:15:15,653 OverfamiIiarity. 204 00:15:15,795 --> 00:15:17,285 I don't beIong to my generation. 205 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:18,522 What do you mean? 206 00:15:19,031 --> 00:15:20,328 I Iike everything big. 207 00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,758 Big peopIe. Big taIks. 208 00:15:23,035 --> 00:15:25,094 OId memories. OId songs. 209 00:15:25,304 --> 00:15:26,293 OId songs? 210 00:15:26,606 --> 00:15:28,403 Dev Ioves oId Hindi fiIm music. 211 00:15:28,641 --> 00:15:29,403 Me too. 212 00:15:29,475 --> 00:15:30,305 What music, man! 213 00:15:30,343 --> 00:15:31,105 ''Come to me.'' 214 00:15:31,143 --> 00:15:32,269 My aII time favorite. 215 00:15:33,112 --> 00:15:35,080 ''Come to me.'' Madan Mohan, 1964. 216 00:15:35,248 --> 00:15:37,682 Yeah, Madan Mohan, man. What great music he used to create. 217 00:15:37,717 --> 00:15:39,912 He was the most underrated composer. 218 00:15:39,986 --> 00:15:41,749 The more you praise him the Iess it is. 219 00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:43,010 True. 220 00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:48,656 Dev, Why don't you take him to your speciaI room? 221 00:15:49,195 --> 00:15:51,823 Why just speciaI, I'm ready to go into any room. 222 00:15:51,998 --> 00:15:54,762 Just shut up! He's my husband. - True. 223 00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:58,195 ''Come to me.'' 224 00:15:58,804 --> 00:16:02,604 ''For we might never get such a night again.'' - Oh, my God. 225 00:16:02,775 --> 00:16:04,538 Wow. What a room, Boss! 226 00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:06,200 It's even betterthan sex! 227 00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:09,507 You've got used to crossing the Iimits. 228 00:16:09,682 --> 00:16:11,115 It's nowmy profession. 229 00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,108 You spend a Iot of time in this room. 230 00:16:13,185 --> 00:16:14,174 Right? 231 00:16:14,353 --> 00:16:17,618 Yes. Me and my IoneIiness. 232 00:16:18,824 --> 00:16:20,314 To Iisten to music in soIitude? 233 00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:21,959 What's the story behind it? 234 00:16:23,696 --> 00:16:26,392 Music changes the way you think. 235 00:16:26,732 --> 00:16:29,326 And sometimes doesn't even give you time to think. 236 00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:35,840 May I? Jagjit Singh. 237 00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:38,306 ''Come cIoser...'' 238 00:16:38,377 --> 00:16:43,110 ''For I might not come to you again.'' 239 00:16:43,316 --> 00:16:45,409 You are smiIing a Iot. 240 00:16:45,951 --> 00:16:47,714 What's the sorrow that you're hiding? 241 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:51,512 ''Embrace me...'' 242 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:53,385 By the way, this was a question. 243 00:16:58,464 --> 00:17:08,339 ''Forthere might never be such affection in the eyes again.'' 244 00:17:08,808 --> 00:17:10,002 Gayatri. - Yes? 245 00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:11,371 I wanted to taIk to you in private. 246 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:13,407 Just keep trying. I'II be back in 5. Hmm? 247 00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:14,868 Yeah, teII me. 248 00:17:14,914 --> 00:17:16,381 Howoften do you have sex with your husband? 249 00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:18,473 What? Are you mad? 250 00:17:18,617 --> 00:17:22,018 I'm not going to discuss my sex Iife with you in front of everyone. 251 00:17:22,121 --> 00:17:24,419 TeII me. It's very important for me. 252 00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:25,512 TeII me, pIease. 253 00:17:25,558 --> 00:17:26,786 What pIeasure wiII you gain from it? 254 00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:27,824 SeIf-pIeasure? 255 00:17:27,893 --> 00:17:29,918 Oh, God. - Now don't be a prude. 256 00:17:29,995 --> 00:17:31,963 You come here everyday dressed to kiII. 257 00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:33,589 NowWhy you are acting Iike a virgin. 258 00:17:33,766 --> 00:17:36,633 And yes, if you don't give me the numbers, I'II ask for detaiIs. 259 00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:39,196 Once ortwice. - In a week? Not bad! 260 00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:40,499 In a month. 261 00:17:40,706 --> 00:17:43,436 Sometimes, even Ionger. - That's aII? 262 00:17:44,777 --> 00:17:46,438 Look, sex is over.. 263 00:17:46,746 --> 00:17:48,373 Sex is overrated, okay? 264 00:17:48,714 --> 00:17:51,012 Many years after marriage, it happens onIy sometimes. 265 00:17:51,384 --> 00:17:52,373 And Iove? 266 00:17:54,053 --> 00:17:55,042 Dev. 267 00:17:55,521 --> 00:17:56,510 Yes, Dev? 268 00:17:56,722 --> 00:17:58,053 Yeah, I'm going to be Iate from work. 269 00:17:58,157 --> 00:17:59,590 Yeah, I'm going to mom's house. 270 00:18:00,059 --> 00:18:00,855 Yeah, I'II see you. 271 00:18:00,893 --> 00:18:01,791 Okay. 272 00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:03,385 Love you. Bye. 273 00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:07,125 I'II have to see you Iater. - Yeah. 274 00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:15,195 Hi. 275 00:18:16,842 --> 00:18:17,831 Hi. 276 00:18:19,345 --> 00:18:21,176 Gayatri isn't at home. - I know. 277 00:18:21,547 --> 00:18:22,980 I came here to give you this CD. 278 00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:25,010 Rafi's rare recordings. 279 00:18:25,117 --> 00:18:26,277 You'II Iike them. 280 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:28,108 Thank you. 281 00:18:29,422 --> 00:18:30,411 CooI. 282 00:18:31,023 --> 00:18:32,752 You want to come in or... - Oh no. 283 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:34,553 You want to come out? 284 00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:36,326 What? 285 00:18:36,362 --> 00:18:37,488 You want to come out? 286 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,558 Where? 287 00:18:38,597 --> 00:18:39,996 Just come with me. Trust me, you'II not regret it. 288 00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:41,088 Come. 289 00:18:41,434 --> 00:18:42,492 But Where? 290 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:45,737 Where are you taking us? 291 00:18:45,905 --> 00:18:47,998 Just come with me. Hurry up. - No, Iet's go back. 292 00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:49,096 Come. Come. Come. 293 00:18:49,141 --> 00:18:50,335 Come. Hurry up. 294 00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:52,000 Hurry up now. 295 00:18:53,446 --> 00:18:54,811 Just come. 296 00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:58,141 Hey, Where's Savitri? 297 00:18:58,217 --> 00:19:00,276 I don't know. Try there. 298 00:19:00,619 --> 00:19:01,711 Savitri! 299 00:19:03,956 --> 00:19:05,321 Savitri... Here you are. 300 00:19:05,524 --> 00:19:06,548 Look, I've brought a big shot with me. 301 00:19:06,659 --> 00:19:07,557 WiII you sing for us? 302 00:19:07,593 --> 00:19:08,753 Get Iost! I won't. 303 00:19:08,861 --> 00:19:10,692 PIease. - She doesn't want to sing. Let's go. 304 00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:11,889 Dev, pIease. One second. 305 00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:13,157 PIease. - I'II charge. 306 00:19:13,332 --> 00:19:15,766 Yes, of course. He has a Iot of money. He'II pay. 307 00:19:15,868 --> 00:19:16,960 Start on the count of four. 308 00:19:17,269 --> 00:19:18,258 One... 309 00:19:18,537 --> 00:19:19,526 Two... 310 00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:21,061 Three... 311 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:22,529 Four. 312 00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:25,569 ''Come to me.'' 313 00:19:25,744 --> 00:19:33,742 ''For we might never get such a night again.'' 314 00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:44,358 ''For we might never meet again.'' 315 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:47,025 ''Come to me.'' 316 00:19:47,132 --> 00:19:55,301 ''For we might never get such a night again.'' 317 00:19:55,508 --> 00:20:05,850 ''For we might never meet again.'' 318 00:20:06,151 --> 00:20:08,551 ''Come to me.'' 319 00:20:08,787 --> 00:20:11,187 ''To me.'' 320 00:20:16,962 --> 00:20:17,951 Pay up. 321 00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,631 Don't encourage this. 322 00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:34,043 What wiII you do with the money? 323 00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:36,544 I'II feed my sibIings. 324 00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:38,376 Are you Iying? 325 00:20:38,984 --> 00:20:42,078 No, sir. I don't Iie. It's bad to Iie. 326 00:20:51,196 --> 00:21:00,764 ''We are fortunate to get this moment.'' 327 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:11,172 ''Look at me aII you want by getting cIose to me.'' 328 00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:22,859 ''Foryou might never have this pIeasure again.'' 329 00:21:23,195 --> 00:21:33,332 ''For we might never meet again.'' 330 00:21:33,806 --> 00:21:36,240 ''Come to me.'' 331 00:21:36,475 --> 00:21:39,035 ''To me.'' 332 00:21:42,381 --> 00:21:44,679 I don't knowWhat happened to Dev Iast night. 333 00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:47,077 He was in such a great mood. 334 00:21:47,419 --> 00:21:48,852 He was very happy. 335 00:21:49,054 --> 00:21:50,214 He didn't teII you Why? 336 00:21:50,356 --> 00:21:51,345 No. 337 00:21:51,457 --> 00:21:53,789 And, then we... 338 00:21:56,095 --> 00:21:56,891 We...? 339 00:21:56,962 --> 00:21:58,361 You guys had sex Iast night? 340 00:21:58,564 --> 00:22:00,327 Yeah. And it was great! 341 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:06,364 What happened? 342 00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:09,166 Nothing. Just not feeIing weII. 343 00:22:09,341 --> 00:22:10,433 I'II see you Iater. 344 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,137 Are you okay? - Yeah. 345 00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:20,610 So, we are going to teIecast... - Someone is here to meet you. 346 00:22:20,786 --> 00:22:22,617 There's someone waiting. 347 00:22:25,324 --> 00:22:26,348 Later. 348 00:22:27,192 --> 00:22:28,716 I'II get back to you Iater. 349 00:22:28,794 --> 00:22:29,783 Okay. 350 00:22:31,163 --> 00:22:32,187 Sorry. 351 00:22:33,265 --> 00:22:34,254 Hi. 352 00:22:34,366 --> 00:22:35,663 AII okay? - Yeah. 353 00:22:36,402 --> 00:22:37,232 What are you doing here? 354 00:22:37,269 --> 00:22:40,067 Nothing. Wasjust in the area. So I thought... 355 00:22:40,205 --> 00:22:41,832 Your office is an hour away. 356 00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:43,373 What do you mean, ''In the area?'' 357 00:22:44,143 --> 00:22:45,132 Yeah, you got me. 358 00:22:45,611 --> 00:22:46,908 I'm here to meet you. 359 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:49,169 Why? 360 00:22:49,682 --> 00:22:51,513 Just. I feIt Iike it. 361 00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:56,219 I'm recording. - Yeah, but it's Iunch time. 362 00:22:56,355 --> 00:22:58,380 Subway's right around the corner. 363 00:22:58,590 --> 00:23:00,148 Quick bite, maybe? 364 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:01,917 No! I'm working! 365 00:23:02,294 --> 00:23:04,387 Recording can take pIace after haIf an hour. 366 00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:09,291 Are you crazy?! I'm working! You'II have to go! 367 00:23:09,401 --> 00:23:10,333 PIace the mike. 368 00:23:10,369 --> 00:23:12,599 Can't you give me haIf an hour? 369 00:23:13,605 --> 00:23:14,833 Just Ieave! 370 00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:17,197 Okay. 371 00:23:17,609 --> 00:23:19,600 I'II say bye and Ieave. - Bye. 372 00:23:19,845 --> 00:23:21,073 PIace the mike. 373 00:23:28,454 --> 00:23:29,785 You want to hit me? -Just Ieave! 374 00:23:29,955 --> 00:23:31,149 Hit me, I find it sexy. 375 00:23:31,423 --> 00:23:32,219 Just Ieave. 376 00:23:32,257 --> 00:23:33,246 Come on, Dev. 377 00:23:33,859 --> 00:23:35,258 Just Ieave me! - You... 378 00:23:36,328 --> 00:23:38,922 Someone stop them! Security! 379 00:23:39,565 --> 00:23:41,157 Sir! Sir! Sir! - CaII the security! 380 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:42,632 Sir! PIease controI, sir! Sir! 381 00:23:42,735 --> 00:23:43,997 Security is coming. 382 00:23:44,069 --> 00:23:45,764 Sir! Let it be, sir! 383 00:23:45,838 --> 00:23:46,736 Throwhim out! 384 00:23:46,772 --> 00:23:48,433 This man shouId never enterthis buiIding again! 385 00:23:48,774 --> 00:23:49,934 PIease caIm down sir! 386 00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:52,237 Sir. PIease, sir! PIease, sir! ReIax. 387 00:24:01,987 --> 00:24:04,478 'You are a eunuch! A bIoody eunuch!' 388 00:24:05,591 --> 00:24:07,684 'I wonder if you are my chiId!' 389 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:11,454 'Look at me! I'm a man! A man!' 390 00:24:12,297 --> 00:24:15,755 'I'm a man! I can never give birth to a eunuch Iike you!' 391 00:24:16,702 --> 00:24:19,296 'Listen, if you want to do such a dirty deed then get out!' 392 00:24:19,438 --> 00:24:21,906 'Get out of my house! Get out! Get out!!' 393 00:24:22,741 --> 00:24:24,436 'Don't showme your face again! Out!' 394 00:24:49,468 --> 00:24:50,457 I'm sorry. 395 00:24:52,004 --> 00:24:52,936 Just go. 396 00:24:52,971 --> 00:24:53,869 I'm reaIIy sorry. 397 00:24:53,939 --> 00:24:56,066 I got your address you're your office. 398 00:24:56,175 --> 00:24:57,233 I just wanted to come and apoIogise. 399 00:24:57,342 --> 00:24:58,741 Just... Just go! Just go! 400 00:24:58,877 --> 00:25:00,777 Hey, you are hurt, man. 401 00:25:00,879 --> 00:25:02,744 Can youjust go? PIease! Just go! 402 00:25:03,148 --> 00:25:05,082 I'II appIy something on it. PIease. Do you have something? 403 00:25:05,150 --> 00:25:07,710 Can youjust go? - Can I heIp you... 404 00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:14,614 I'm sorry. 405 00:25:22,768 --> 00:25:23,928 Are you okay? 406 00:25:27,172 --> 00:25:28,161 No. 407 00:25:29,508 --> 00:25:31,942 I'm... I'm sad. 408 00:26:19,057 --> 00:26:21,116 Get the heII out ofhere, you bIoody Iunatic!! 409 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,221 Get the heII out ofhere!!! 410 00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:40,702 We have to take this up with the management. 411 00:26:40,779 --> 00:26:42,110 This is serious. 412 00:26:42,614 --> 00:26:44,172 They arejust not Iistening... - Gayatri... 413 00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:45,839 Hi. 414 00:26:46,685 --> 00:26:48,619 What happened to yourface? Are you okay? 415 00:26:50,389 --> 00:26:52,414 I'mjust coming, okay? Just give me a minute. 416 00:26:52,624 --> 00:26:53,386 Oh, God. 417 00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:55,450 So I... - Your husband kissed me Iast night. 418 00:26:59,064 --> 00:27:01,828 You are mad! Just give me a minute. I'm coming. 419 00:27:02,134 --> 00:27:03,123 Yeah. 420 00:27:04,002 --> 00:27:05,799 So, What was I saying? 421 00:27:06,071 --> 00:27:08,733 Yes. So, Who is going to meet the management? 422 00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:12,699 Gayatri... 423 00:27:13,378 --> 00:27:14,367 Gayatri! 424 00:27:14,646 --> 00:27:15,806 Gayatri, Iisten to me! 425 00:27:17,816 --> 00:27:18,805 I heard you. 426 00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:32,719 Hey. 427 00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:39,296 Howwas your day? 428 00:29:19,604 --> 00:29:20,969 I aIways thought... 429 00:29:24,109 --> 00:29:25,576 That I am doing something wrong. 430 00:29:27,712 --> 00:29:29,202 That something is wrong with me. 431 00:29:33,718 --> 00:29:34,707 And hence we... 432 00:29:38,490 --> 00:29:39,479 But... 433 00:29:43,662 --> 00:29:44,924 The probIem Iaid in you. 434 00:29:50,001 --> 00:29:51,025 AII these years... 435 00:29:53,972 --> 00:29:56,805 AII I did was... Iive a Iie. 436 00:30:04,816 --> 00:30:06,147 I just hate Iies. 437 00:30:39,117 --> 00:30:40,550 I feeI happy now. 438 00:30:46,858 --> 00:30:47,950 I feeI free. 439 00:30:56,301 --> 00:30:59,828 ''My best wishes are with you.'' 440 00:31:00,172 --> 00:31:01,104 It's over. 441 00:31:01,406 --> 00:31:05,900 ''Foryou are now an appIe of someone's eye.'' 442 00:31:06,378 --> 00:31:10,644 ''Foryou are now an appIe of someone's eye.'' 443 00:31:11,449 --> 00:31:15,852 ''Foryou are now an appIe of someone's eye.'' 444 00:31:16,488 --> 00:31:20,720 ''You have come so cIose to someone...'' 445 00:31:21,526 --> 00:31:25,326 ''That you've distanced yourseIf from everyone eIse.'' 446 00:31:26,665 --> 00:31:30,624 ''It's a strange taIe..'' 447 00:31:31,703 --> 00:31:36,037 ''Where does it begin, Where does it end?'' 448 00:31:36,775 --> 00:31:40,404 ''Where do these destinations Iie?'' 449 00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:44,977 ''Neither couId he understand, nor couId I.'' 450 00:31:46,918 --> 00:31:51,821 ''It's a strange taIe..'' 451 00:31:53,358 --> 00:31:54,450 Pay up, sir. 452 00:32:11,443 --> 00:32:12,432 I don't have any money. 453 00:32:12,644 --> 00:32:14,202 You are Iying. 454 00:32:16,214 --> 00:32:18,079 It's bad to Iie, right? 455 00:32:42,707 --> 00:32:47,804 ''It's a strange taIe..'' 456 00:35:00,412 --> 00:35:02,607 The neighbouryeIIed at me again 457 00:35:02,814 --> 00:35:04,076 About? 458 00:35:05,417 --> 00:35:08,648 AnjaIi ate up the batterfor her son's fries 459 00:35:14,392 --> 00:35:16,087 Her son sIept hungry 460 00:35:20,932 --> 00:35:24,026 Stop treating her Iike a fiIm star, she said 461 00:35:24,702 --> 00:35:26,966 WaIks in anyWhere, eats everything! 462 00:35:30,308 --> 00:35:31,297 And her? 463 00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:33,341 Fever's stiII running 464 00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:42,108 AnjaIi! 465 00:35:42,821 --> 00:35:44,448 My babykins Iikes fries? 466 00:35:57,435 --> 00:35:58,959 See you mom 467 00:36:12,617 --> 00:36:17,611 Don't caII it a chicken. Mia! No, an Amy! 468 00:36:18,289 --> 00:36:20,689 Emu. AnjaIi 469 00:36:23,194 --> 00:36:27,528 Purandar, make me an omeIette offher egg 470 00:36:30,368 --> 00:36:31,801 You shouId know... 471 00:36:32,403 --> 00:36:35,167 By rights you need two forthat 472 00:36:36,441 --> 00:36:38,966 Two? You bought ten! 473 00:36:39,244 --> 00:36:42,509 Two hundred bucks profit an egg! Four grand a day! 474 00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:44,411 How did they aII die? 475 00:36:44,549 --> 00:36:46,881 Business has its ups and downs 476 00:36:47,852 --> 00:36:50,616 How come your business never Iooks up? 477 00:36:58,062 --> 00:36:59,791 Hurry up now 478 00:37:00,465 --> 00:37:02,592 Think we have time to kiII? 479 00:37:15,547 --> 00:37:17,014 Wasn't that tomorrow?. 480 00:37:17,181 --> 00:37:18,512 Tomorrow's today 481 00:37:24,155 --> 00:37:27,886 Don't be Iate. They'II expect you 482 00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:29,282 Who cares? 483 00:37:31,696 --> 00:37:33,561 It's aII fixed from before 484 00:37:33,698 --> 00:37:37,065 Of course. I've fixed it 485 00:37:38,269 --> 00:37:40,032 They'II never say no to you 486 00:37:40,805 --> 00:37:42,102 Just Iike me 487 00:38:20,945 --> 00:38:24,039 Tonight I'II teII you a Hrithik story! Promise 488 00:38:25,016 --> 00:38:26,506 Heard that 489 00:38:27,552 --> 00:38:28,678 Thrice 490 00:38:28,886 --> 00:38:30,751 What about the Shahrukh one? 491 00:38:32,657 --> 00:38:33,988 Heard that too 492 00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:38,556 Need to see a fiIm to teII a new story! 493 00:38:38,796 --> 00:38:43,665 It's not the story. You don't Iike me anymore 494 00:38:56,914 --> 00:38:59,246 Purandar, coming forthe program tonight? - Yeah, yeah 495 00:39:26,411 --> 00:39:27,878 You want the Jobs page? 496 00:39:27,945 --> 00:39:29,537 I am a businessman! 497 00:39:30,181 --> 00:39:31,842 Why do I need ajob? 498 00:39:36,621 --> 00:39:38,418 Is there a Story page? Something fresh? 499 00:39:59,744 --> 00:40:01,109 Aren't you behind? 500 00:40:01,546 --> 00:40:02,535 Behind? 501 00:40:04,015 --> 00:40:05,312 Aren't you Iate? 502 00:40:05,383 --> 00:40:08,614 They said they needed a security guard 503 00:40:10,955 --> 00:40:11,944 They did 504 00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:13,750 They waited 505 00:40:14,659 --> 00:40:16,286 Then took someone 506 00:40:17,929 --> 00:40:18,918 Who? 507 00:40:20,331 --> 00:40:22,026 What do I Iook Iike to you? 508 00:40:26,370 --> 00:40:27,598 Congrats! 509 00:40:29,173 --> 00:40:30,231 It's a goodjob 510 00:40:30,908 --> 00:40:33,968 A bit boring, but it suits you 511 00:40:35,813 --> 00:40:38,577 Gotta stand Iike a zombie aII day. But it's good 512 00:40:39,517 --> 00:40:41,485 WeII done 513 00:41:02,907 --> 00:41:03,931 Howmuch? 514 00:41:07,278 --> 00:41:08,267 It's mine 515 00:41:09,514 --> 00:41:10,606 Not for saIe 516 00:41:12,683 --> 00:41:14,446 They're shooting a fiIm 517 00:41:14,685 --> 00:41:16,118 With Ranbir Kapoor 518 00:41:16,888 --> 00:41:18,287 Go stare 519 00:41:19,423 --> 00:41:20,481 Don't you want to? 520 00:41:21,959 --> 00:41:23,551 He's too subtIe for me 521 00:41:24,462 --> 00:41:25,827 Get out of my sun 522 00:41:30,434 --> 00:41:33,562 Ranbir'sjust taII that's aII! What's so star-Iike about that? 523 00:41:34,071 --> 00:41:38,269 You think you're better? 524 00:41:38,476 --> 00:41:41,343 I wouId be ifI had his famiIy and connections 525 00:41:42,146 --> 00:41:43,875 You don't have a roIe in there, right? 526 00:41:45,283 --> 00:41:47,410 Just here to keep us off?. 527 00:41:47,718 --> 00:41:49,083 Everyone has a roIe here 528 00:41:49,554 --> 00:41:52,352 KunaI! The coIIision guy is not working! 529 00:41:55,126 --> 00:41:56,559 We need a newone now. 530 00:42:00,164 --> 00:42:01,529 You're from Satara, right? 531 00:42:02,266 --> 00:42:03,255 Yes 532 00:42:03,734 --> 00:42:05,531 Get me someone from the crowd! 533 00:42:08,873 --> 00:42:10,534 My wife's from SangIi 534 00:42:11,209 --> 00:42:13,609 I can teII Where you come from by the way you speak 535 00:42:14,378 --> 00:42:17,779 Not the Extras! From the reaI onIookers! 536 00:42:18,449 --> 00:42:21,748 What's the titIe? - Bad Attitude 2. Worth a biIIion 537 00:42:22,119 --> 00:42:25,054 Natasha get the coIIision guy from the onIookers! 538 00:42:31,329 --> 00:42:33,297 Expensive fiIm to make 539 00:42:34,565 --> 00:42:36,465 Expensive to watch too 540 00:42:38,569 --> 00:42:39,661 What's the story? 541 00:42:41,873 --> 00:42:42,862 It's a big story 542 00:42:44,675 --> 00:42:47,143 No. The IittIe one. Move! 543 00:42:53,384 --> 00:42:54,681 WiII you act? 544 00:42:57,355 --> 00:42:58,447 Can you act? 545 00:42:58,956 --> 00:42:59,945 PIease act! 546 00:43:00,892 --> 00:43:02,223 Your name? 547 00:43:04,428 --> 00:43:06,726 It's a smaII scene. Over in minutes 548 00:43:06,797 --> 00:43:08,526 With the Hero. Up for it? 549 00:43:12,036 --> 00:43:13,298 What do I have to do? 550 00:43:13,571 --> 00:43:15,232 I'II expIain 551 00:43:15,406 --> 00:43:17,237 Don't Iet him go. CaII Costumes 552 00:43:17,341 --> 00:43:18,433 You stay! 553 00:43:20,811 --> 00:43:23,678 You ready? - Of course he is! 554 00:43:23,948 --> 00:43:25,142 You're the one! 555 00:43:25,249 --> 00:43:27,649 Don't forget to sign my fanbook 556 00:43:29,153 --> 00:43:30,142 Step over 557 00:43:36,427 --> 00:43:38,224 No one bothers the artiste this side of the rope 558 00:43:38,429 --> 00:43:42,126 So, you waIk this way. The Hero waIks this way 559 00:43:42,233 --> 00:43:44,133 On my mark, you bump into him 560 00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:45,291 Bump? 561 00:43:46,404 --> 00:43:49,339 Then you waIk on 562 00:43:50,408 --> 00:43:52,239 Is it right to bump the Hero? 563 00:43:53,177 --> 00:43:56,340 Right is What I teII you to do 564 00:43:57,581 --> 00:44:01,176 Artist ready! CaII Ranbir! 565 00:44:01,352 --> 00:44:02,546 Don't encourage him 566 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,745 My Iines? 567 00:44:05,756 --> 00:44:06,347 What? 568 00:44:06,390 --> 00:44:09,951 IfI get my Iines I couId practice them weII and... 569 00:44:11,028 --> 00:44:12,017 Lines? 570 00:44:17,401 --> 00:44:20,165 Ma'm, Ranbir wiII take ten minutes 571 00:44:21,138 --> 00:44:23,163 Right, your Iines... 572 00:44:29,413 --> 00:44:31,643 EngIish? Hindi? Marathi? Ok foryou? 573 00:44:39,657 --> 00:44:41,090 There you go 574 00:44:43,194 --> 00:44:44,991 Practice away 575 00:44:45,329 --> 00:44:46,318 Here? 576 00:44:46,797 --> 00:44:48,492 You want a traiIer now?. 577 00:44:48,632 --> 00:44:51,897 It's quiet nearthe costume truck 578 00:45:05,349 --> 00:45:09,445 ''AII the worId is a stage my friend!'' 579 00:45:09,787 --> 00:45:11,049 ''And..'' 580 00:45:13,457 --> 00:45:16,153 ''And we're but puppets...'' 581 00:45:22,299 --> 00:45:25,996 ''Go get a confession from the man...'' 582 00:45:26,237 --> 00:45:28,762 ''...Who carved THIS on my arm!'' 583 00:45:31,709 --> 00:45:35,509 ''I have...'' 584 00:45:35,579 --> 00:45:40,141 ''... an appointment with death!'' 585 00:45:40,785 --> 00:45:42,514 ''And my name...'' 586 00:45:42,787 --> 00:45:44,379 ''My name...'' 587 00:45:49,026 --> 00:45:51,586 ''Friends! ViIIagers! FeIIowIovers!'' 588 00:45:51,695 --> 00:45:56,098 ''I'm onIy doing What Shirin did for Farhaad...'' 589 00:45:59,336 --> 00:46:02,271 What Romeo did forJuIiet! 590 00:46:23,794 --> 00:46:24,783 ''Hey!'' 591 00:47:07,671 --> 00:47:09,400 Line too short foryou? 592 00:47:31,428 --> 00:47:33,419 SpeechIess in a speaking part? 593 00:47:37,401 --> 00:47:38,390 Teacher? 594 00:47:38,636 --> 00:47:43,471 'Tis a Iie that I Iove Iife more than your Iove... 595 00:47:43,807 --> 00:47:50,713 ...but your Iie beIies me the Iove I Iove more than Iife! 596 00:47:53,817 --> 00:47:55,682 Wanted something Iike that? 597 00:47:59,156 --> 00:48:00,248 Aren't you dead? 598 00:48:00,858 --> 00:48:02,257 Look Who's taIking 599 00:48:06,530 --> 00:48:07,827 Showme the Iine 600 00:48:08,699 --> 00:48:10,530 It's nothing. Waste of time 601 00:48:14,104 --> 00:48:16,095 Knowyour probIem? 602 00:48:17,474 --> 00:48:21,137 If the Iine were Ionger you'd compIain it's too Iong 603 00:48:22,446 --> 00:48:24,880 Why do you aIways taunt me? 604 00:48:29,186 --> 00:48:32,553 Go. This is not foryou 605 00:48:32,923 --> 00:48:34,083 What's wrong with me? 606 00:48:34,158 --> 00:48:35,955 This needs work 607 00:48:36,727 --> 00:48:38,695 Not your cup of tea 608 00:48:38,929 --> 00:48:40,692 This is 609 00:48:41,165 --> 00:48:42,257 Why can't I? 610 00:48:43,334 --> 00:48:45,097 I was your understudy forthree years 611 00:48:45,236 --> 00:48:47,704 Stood in foryou in SangIi When you had the Stroke 612 00:48:48,105 --> 00:48:51,404 Did King of the Stage for a WhoIe week! 613 00:48:52,376 --> 00:48:56,176 ''A sheIter! A roof!'' 614 00:48:56,247 --> 00:49:01,685 A roof! A sheIter! Forthe King of the Stage! 615 00:49:01,752 --> 00:49:03,276 That was ME not you! 616 00:49:03,887 --> 00:49:07,687 Everyone sawthat broken oId actor was me! 617 00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,183 A young ingenue 618 00:49:11,328 --> 00:49:12,795 The appIause wouIdn't stop 619 00:49:13,897 --> 00:49:15,626 Why can't I do this two bit part? 620 00:49:15,799 --> 00:49:17,528 Because you Iove gifts 621 00:49:18,836 --> 00:49:21,999 Happy newyear! Here's the State Award! 622 00:49:22,172 --> 00:49:24,640 Merry Christmas! Here's the Iead part! 623 00:49:24,908 --> 00:49:28,639 Teacher's had a stroke, here's King of the Stage! 624 00:49:28,912 --> 00:49:31,278 You don't Iike earning it. You Iove getting gifts 625 00:49:31,382 --> 00:49:35,512 What did I get? I asked forthe Iead after SangIi 626 00:49:35,753 --> 00:49:37,152 Did you give that? 627 00:49:37,321 --> 00:49:40,222 WiII you gift me yourfather's pension? 628 00:49:40,891 --> 00:49:41,880 WiII you? 629 00:49:42,926 --> 00:49:45,486 Your SociaI Security? 630 00:49:45,696 --> 00:49:46,685 What? 631 00:49:46,964 --> 00:49:48,192 You pIay it safe 632 00:49:48,432 --> 00:49:53,392 Ajob here. A business there. Theatre When it suits you 633 00:49:55,372 --> 00:49:58,307 And those Whojumped in bIindfoIded, risking aII 634 00:49:58,509 --> 00:50:00,807 Why shouId I gift you What's theirs by right? 635 00:50:02,246 --> 00:50:04,578 You wouIdn't preach so if your father was Iaid offby the miII 636 00:50:09,186 --> 00:50:12,747 The miII cIosed down for aII theirfathers too! 637 00:50:18,996 --> 00:50:21,521 They're waiting 638 00:50:21,732 --> 00:50:23,962 Go and teII them ''No'' 639 00:50:32,142 --> 00:50:35,805 By the way, Why's your character saying ''Hey!''? 640 00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:38,375 I bump in to the Hero and.. 641 00:50:38,449 --> 00:50:39,643 Frig the bump! 642 00:50:40,584 --> 00:50:44,384 What happened before the bump? What after it? 643 00:50:44,722 --> 00:50:47,054 Are you saying it with your eyes? 644 00:50:47,191 --> 00:50:49,751 Your gut? Your heart? 645 00:50:50,194 --> 00:50:51,593 Which ''Hey'' is it? 646 00:51:05,476 --> 00:51:06,465 Sorry 647 00:51:07,311 --> 00:51:09,404 I forgot, you're not doing it 648 00:51:12,316 --> 00:51:13,908 I Iive here these days 649 00:51:33,504 --> 00:51:36,439 She asked foryou twice. Shot's ready 650 00:51:36,540 --> 00:51:38,872 You gave us a scare. Come 651 00:51:39,910 --> 00:51:41,434 What's up? Stage fright? 652 00:51:41,645 --> 00:51:42,942 The bump won't work 653 00:51:43,213 --> 00:51:44,544 Why? 654 00:51:44,615 --> 00:51:47,345 I can see the Hero from miIes away 655 00:51:47,418 --> 00:51:48,476 Why shouId we coIIide? 656 00:51:51,488 --> 00:51:53,183 Natasha Where's the coIIision man? 657 00:51:53,357 --> 00:51:54,585 You have a newspaper? 658 00:51:55,192 --> 00:51:58,286 I read and waIk. We bump. I say my Iine and... 659 00:51:58,328 --> 00:52:00,523 Think this is ajoke? 660 00:52:01,098 --> 00:52:02,759 Ma'am he wants a newspaper! 661 00:52:02,866 --> 00:52:04,094 Good idea! 662 00:52:04,368 --> 00:52:07,235 The Trumpet or The Front. Not The Times 663 00:52:10,641 --> 00:52:12,609 The gIasses were a nice touch 664 00:52:12,643 --> 00:52:14,634 Ever acted before? 665 00:52:15,412 --> 00:52:17,073 Say something. -What? 666 00:52:20,884 --> 00:52:22,181 Where's the hero? 667 00:52:22,319 --> 00:52:24,116 On his way. There he is! 668 00:52:24,188 --> 00:52:26,349 Ranbir's on set! 669 00:52:26,690 --> 00:52:28,123 That's him? 670 00:52:28,258 --> 00:52:34,094 Straight that way. After action. Not before it 671 00:52:35,866 --> 00:52:36,890 Break a Ieg 672 00:52:46,043 --> 00:52:48,807 Cut! Ranbiryou wanna Iose that cap? 673 00:52:52,850 --> 00:52:56,980 You started reaIIy weII! We'II try it again 674 00:53:12,302 --> 00:53:13,291 Cut! Focus! 675 00:53:13,937 --> 00:53:16,462 Get that cIown out of there 676 00:53:24,314 --> 00:53:25,474 Are we done? 677 00:53:25,549 --> 00:53:26,607 Got to do it again 678 00:53:26,817 --> 00:53:28,375 Who did he caII a cIown? 679 00:53:28,519 --> 00:53:30,680 He thinks he's funny. Never mind 680 00:53:52,576 --> 00:53:53,565 Hey! 681 00:53:54,912 --> 00:53:55,901 Cut! 682 00:54:00,784 --> 00:54:03,446 Why did you stop? You shouId have waIked on! 683 00:54:03,787 --> 00:54:05,982 Got it. Perfect. Moving on 684 00:54:06,523 --> 00:54:08,718 It was good! You were good! 685 00:54:10,894 --> 00:54:12,725 Even the big guys need seven takes to get it right 686 00:54:12,796 --> 00:54:14,195 You naiIed it the first time! 687 00:54:20,637 --> 00:54:23,105 Your number. If there's something again... 688 00:54:26,343 --> 00:54:28,607 Stay here. I'II get your money 689 00:56:00,771 --> 00:56:03,331 KnowWhat yourfather did today? 690 00:59:02,586 --> 00:59:05,146 Because I'm beautifuI, I'II be Miss India. 691 00:59:05,322 --> 00:59:07,916 And I'II send every singIe chiId to schooI. 692 00:59:10,427 --> 00:59:12,088 When I growup I'II be ajockey... 693 00:59:12,162 --> 00:59:15,393 because I Iike horses and I Iike speed. 694 00:59:18,101 --> 00:59:19,762 I want to be a veterinarian... 695 00:59:19,936 --> 00:59:22,598 and buiId a big home for aII the street dogs. 696 00:59:24,341 --> 00:59:25,467 I'II be an astronaut... 697 00:59:25,508 --> 00:59:28,500 because there is no gravity in outer space and I want to fly. 698 00:59:29,012 --> 00:59:30,536 I want to be a tennis pIayer... 699 00:59:30,814 --> 00:59:32,509 I want to represent India... 700 00:59:32,549 --> 00:59:33,914 and appear on TV. 701 00:59:34,351 --> 00:59:35,340 Spiderman! 702 00:59:35,585 --> 00:59:38,418 I can cIimb anyWhere andjump from anyWhere. 703 00:59:38,555 --> 00:59:40,079 And nothing wiII happen to me. 704 00:59:40,724 --> 00:59:41,713 I'II be a Iawyer... 705 00:59:42,025 --> 00:59:44,016 I Iike heIping peopIe. 706 00:59:44,327 --> 00:59:47,262 Moreover, I never Iose an argument. 707 00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:48,997 I'II become a cop. 708 00:59:49,299 --> 00:59:52,427 I'II catch the thieves and I'II get a bike. 709 00:59:53,370 --> 00:59:54,359 Businessman. 710 00:59:54,704 --> 00:59:56,672 I want to run my dad's factory. 711 00:59:56,907 --> 00:59:59,137 And make Iots of money. 712 00:59:59,609 --> 01:00:01,474 I want to pIay footbaII... 713 01:00:02,212 --> 01:00:03,577 I don't know... 714 01:00:03,647 --> 01:00:06,081 I don't Iike anything eIse. 715 01:00:17,494 --> 01:00:18,483 Haider! 716 01:00:19,062 --> 01:00:19,960 Out! 717 01:00:19,996 --> 01:00:20,985 Vicky! 718 01:00:21,264 --> 01:00:21,821 Let's go! 719 01:00:21,865 --> 01:00:23,025 Sir, not Haider, pIease! 720 01:00:24,367 --> 01:00:25,561 Sir, we need him. 721 01:00:27,237 --> 01:00:28,602 This one wiII score forthe otherteam. 722 01:00:35,045 --> 01:00:36,273 See... RonaIdo. 723 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:38,804 Forget this game, we've Iost. 724 01:00:39,215 --> 01:00:40,204 Go! 725 01:00:41,217 --> 01:00:42,206 Pass here... 726 01:00:42,252 --> 01:00:44,049 Don't crowd around Sid. Spread out and pIay. 727 01:00:45,288 --> 01:00:46,778 Pass the baII. 728 01:00:48,024 --> 01:00:49,389 Focus Vicky, don't be scared. 729 01:00:51,661 --> 01:00:53,094 Come on... pass... 730 01:00:53,396 --> 01:00:54,488 Come on, Vicky, win that baII. 731 01:00:54,664 --> 01:00:55,688 Come on... move... 732 01:00:55,799 --> 01:00:56,857 Sid... move! 733 01:00:57,367 --> 01:00:58,391 Who are you passing to? 734 01:00:59,102 --> 01:00:59,830 Make room. 735 01:00:59,869 --> 01:01:00,801 Vicky, go forthe baII. 736 01:01:02,105 --> 01:01:03,094 Come on, Vicky. 737 01:01:04,607 --> 01:01:05,596 Come on... run... 738 01:01:06,643 --> 01:01:07,575 Run! 739 01:01:07,610 --> 01:01:08,599 Vicky, move! 740 01:01:13,683 --> 01:01:15,275 Tomorrowyou start training. 741 01:01:15,385 --> 01:01:16,352 Three times a week... 742 01:01:16,386 --> 01:01:17,375 ok? 743 01:01:18,355 --> 01:01:20,255 I don't want to Iearn footbaII. 744 01:01:20,623 --> 01:01:23,854 Vicky... What you want doesn't matter. 745 01:01:24,394 --> 01:01:26,259 What matters is What's good foryou. 746 01:01:26,563 --> 01:01:28,463 FootbaII wiII make you tough. 747 01:01:31,101 --> 01:01:34,070 Dad, my cIass is going on a fieId trip to Badami Caves. 748 01:01:34,504 --> 01:01:35,493 Good. 749 01:01:35,972 --> 01:01:37,940 We need to pay Rs 2000 for it. 750 01:01:39,576 --> 01:01:42,636 Kavya, I just paid Rs 3000 for Vicky's coaching. 751 01:01:43,246 --> 01:01:44,304 You go next year. 752 01:01:44,381 --> 01:01:46,440 But my cIassmates are going now. 753 01:01:47,117 --> 01:01:49,142 Forget your cIass, I wiII take you to Badami Caves. 754 01:01:49,386 --> 01:01:50,648 But they are so ancient. 755 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,153 What if they faII by next year? 756 01:02:53,083 --> 01:02:54,243 AII boys pIay footbaII... 757 01:02:55,018 --> 01:02:56,576 you wiII aIso have fun. 758 01:03:04,427 --> 01:03:06,088 But I don't want to pIay. 759 01:03:07,097 --> 01:03:08,121 Enough now. 760 01:03:08,865 --> 01:03:11,231 If your dad wants you to Iearn footbaII... 761 01:03:11,334 --> 01:03:12,323 that's What you wiII do. 762 01:03:13,069 --> 01:03:14,331 After aII, he's asking you to pIay... 763 01:03:14,437 --> 01:03:15,768 not scaIe a mountain! 764 01:03:16,739 --> 01:03:18,331 But I hate it. 765 01:03:18,641 --> 01:03:20,632 GoaI, goaI, goaI! 766 01:03:20,977 --> 01:03:22,410 I don't want to shoot a goaI. 767 01:03:24,247 --> 01:03:25,578 You want to see the movie? 768 01:03:26,049 --> 01:03:27,516 You want to eat in a restaurant? 769 01:03:28,051 --> 01:03:30,815 Then stop this drama. If yourfather gets upset... 770 01:03:30,887 --> 01:03:32,752 no movie and no dinner! 771 01:03:34,224 --> 01:03:35,555 If you want to come, get dressed... 772 01:03:35,625 --> 01:03:36,853 and aIIowme to get ready. 773 01:03:51,474 --> 01:03:52,463 Come on! 774 01:05:19,963 --> 01:05:20,952 Hi... 775 01:05:21,798 --> 01:05:22,787 Vicky... 776 01:05:22,865 --> 01:05:23,854 Gaurav's here. 777 01:05:24,867 --> 01:05:26,926 They are going to pIay cricket. 778 01:05:27,003 --> 01:05:29,233 TeII him I'm not coming. 779 01:05:32,475 --> 01:05:33,772 Can we get his bat? 780 01:05:34,577 --> 01:05:36,738 They want your bat. 781 01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,675 It's underthe couch! 782 01:06:07,110 --> 01:06:08,270 Vicky... 783 01:07:14,777 --> 01:07:16,301 What are you doing? 784 01:07:17,847 --> 01:07:18,871 Show... 785 01:07:25,521 --> 01:07:26,954 What are you wearing? 786 01:07:27,623 --> 01:07:28,988 Look at this crazy boy! 787 01:07:35,832 --> 01:07:36,856 Is this ajoke? 788 01:07:38,134 --> 01:07:39,260 You find this funny? 789 01:07:39,535 --> 01:07:40,797 He is onIy a chiId. 790 01:07:41,070 --> 01:07:42,628 That's your Iipstick he's wearing. 791 01:07:42,972 --> 01:07:44,462 What are you'II turning him into? 792 01:07:44,741 --> 01:07:45,969 Dad... - You shut up! 793 01:07:46,609 --> 01:07:47,871 Isn't he in your cIothes? 794 01:07:48,611 --> 01:07:49,839 Did you make him wearthis? 795 01:07:50,012 --> 01:07:51,172 Do you have any sense? 796 01:07:51,247 --> 01:07:52,373 He is your brother. 797 01:07:54,384 --> 01:07:55,214 And you... 798 01:07:55,251 --> 01:07:56,309 What are you? 799 01:07:56,619 --> 01:07:57,677 What are you turning into? 800 01:07:58,354 --> 01:07:59,548 What is your pIan? 801 01:08:00,323 --> 01:08:01,847 What wiII you be When you growup? 802 01:08:03,559 --> 01:08:04,685 Do you have an answer? 803 01:08:07,497 --> 01:08:08,555 Idiot. 804 01:08:10,433 --> 01:08:11,957 IfI ever see you Iike this again... 805 01:08:12,034 --> 01:08:13,661 I'II break every bone in your body. 806 01:08:16,239 --> 01:08:17,570 Stop this music. 807 01:08:18,241 --> 01:08:19,970 You have turned this house into a muItipIex. 808 01:08:20,810 --> 01:08:22,710 Heads are stuffed with fiImy crap. 809 01:08:24,113 --> 01:08:25,546 Hurry now, go change. 810 01:08:48,438 --> 01:08:50,702 Do you knowWhy dad was so angry? 811 01:08:55,278 --> 01:08:57,769 Vicky, pIease taIk. 812 01:09:00,016 --> 01:09:02,849 I shouIdn't have touched mom's things. 813 01:09:05,788 --> 01:09:07,847 I think he was angry because... 814 01:09:08,157 --> 01:09:10,148 you were dressed Iike a girI. 815 01:09:11,194 --> 01:09:12,183 So? 816 01:09:12,995 --> 01:09:13,984 So means? 817 01:09:16,098 --> 01:09:17,827 What's wrong in being a girI? 818 01:09:52,068 --> 01:09:55,435 But, honestIy I think destiny has a Iot to do with it. 819 01:09:55,905 --> 01:09:58,465 and... I reaIIy feeI I've been very bIessed... 820 01:09:58,508 --> 01:10:01,705 that I've had such amazing support from the audience and from my fans. 821 01:10:02,078 --> 01:10:04,103 Fans and audience came much Iater. 822 01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:06,245 But technicaIIy, you're a miracIe story. 823 01:10:06,616 --> 01:10:08,311 Think about it, on paper... 824 01:10:08,584 --> 01:10:09,573 you're a faiIure. 825 01:10:09,752 --> 01:10:10,776 You shouId've faiIed. 826 01:10:11,087 --> 01:10:12,076 Think about it... 827 01:10:12,188 --> 01:10:15,453 a girI from EngIand Who doesn't know anyone in the fiIm industry... 828 01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:17,593 and can't speak a word of Hindi... 829 01:10:17,894 --> 01:10:19,259 and What, 5-6 years Iater... 830 01:10:19,562 --> 01:10:22,190 you've done 30 fiIms and 26-27 are superhits. 831 01:10:23,432 --> 01:10:25,866 I mean, how... What's the secret? 832 01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:31,370 I just foIIowed my dream. 833 01:10:32,074 --> 01:10:33,336 There you have it peopIe... 834 01:10:33,643 --> 01:10:34,667 foIIowyour dreams. 835 01:10:34,777 --> 01:10:37,268 Katrina's simpIe formuIa to success. 836 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:39,638 Nothing is that simpIe. 837 01:10:39,982 --> 01:10:41,779 But if you have the wiII... 838 01:10:41,984 --> 01:10:44,179 you wiII onIy do What your heart says. 839 01:10:44,587 --> 01:10:46,521 Yeah, but the worId is not a kind pIace. 840 01:10:46,622 --> 01:10:48,886 I mean, how did you get peopIe to take you seriousIy? 841 01:10:49,392 --> 01:10:51,326 Didn't peopIe discourage you, mock you? 842 01:10:51,427 --> 01:10:52,519 That's Why... 843 01:10:52,728 --> 01:10:55,196 sometimes you have to hide your dream. 844 01:10:59,001 --> 01:10:59,933 What do you mean? 845 01:11:00,002 --> 01:11:01,799 I mean, peopIe don't aIways understand you. 846 01:11:02,104 --> 01:11:03,435 So they wiII discourage you. 847 01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,736 But you knowWhat your dream is. 848 01:11:07,310 --> 01:11:09,540 So you have to keep it aIive. 849 01:11:09,845 --> 01:11:11,210 You have to nurture it. 850 01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:12,711 You have to protect it. 851 01:11:12,848 --> 01:11:17,182 And anyway, you don't have to share everything with the worId? 852 01:11:17,687 --> 01:11:19,951 There's a right time for everything. 853 01:11:25,962 --> 01:11:26,986 You know... 854 01:11:27,296 --> 01:11:29,093 you can do anything you want! 855 01:11:31,634 --> 01:11:33,465 You can be Who everyou want to be. 856 01:11:34,070 --> 01:11:35,332 FoIIowyour heart... 857 01:11:35,571 --> 01:11:37,971 forthere is magic in your dreams. 858 01:11:40,843 --> 01:11:41,832 Magic. 859 01:11:43,879 --> 01:11:45,176 If you beIieve them... 860 01:11:45,314 --> 01:11:46,576 they wiII come true. 861 01:11:47,917 --> 01:11:50,147 Just beIieve it wiII happen... 862 01:11:50,453 --> 01:11:51,920 and no one can stop you. 863 01:12:05,935 --> 01:12:08,062 What are you doing? Get off. 864 01:12:12,341 --> 01:12:14,002 What were you doing? 865 01:12:14,210 --> 01:12:16,440 I knowWhat I want to be When I growup. 866 01:12:17,279 --> 01:12:18,268 What? 867 01:12:18,648 --> 01:12:19,637 SheiIa. 868 01:12:20,816 --> 01:12:21,805 What's that? 869 01:12:22,351 --> 01:12:23,340 Dancer. 870 01:12:23,486 --> 01:12:24,851 Like SheiIa. 871 01:12:25,821 --> 01:12:27,288 I Iove dance. 872 01:12:27,523 --> 01:12:29,457 She herseIf spoke to me Iast night. 873 01:12:30,693 --> 01:12:31,682 Who? 874 01:12:32,361 --> 01:12:33,692 SheiIa. 875 01:12:40,102 --> 01:12:41,126 Katrina Kaif?. 876 01:12:46,409 --> 01:12:47,740 You'II be Iate... 877 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:51,847 What's this? 878 01:12:51,881 --> 01:12:52,870 Vicky... 879 01:12:54,216 --> 01:12:55,308 I put that up. 880 01:12:57,253 --> 01:12:58,743 I Iove Katrina Kaif. 881 01:13:01,557 --> 01:13:02,683 You peopIe... 882 01:13:03,592 --> 01:13:04,581 Take that off. 883 01:13:08,964 --> 01:13:12,331 Don't teII dad about this dance stuff. 884 01:13:15,104 --> 01:13:18,801 OnIy four days are Ieft to pay forthe trip, I reaIIy want to go. 885 01:13:20,109 --> 01:13:22,236 - Howmuch is it? - Rs. 2000 886 01:13:22,845 --> 01:13:25,575 The society payment is due, Rs 1500. 887 01:13:28,284 --> 01:13:30,479 I suggest you bring your cIassmates here. 888 01:13:31,087 --> 01:13:33,453 Our buiIding is aIso ancient. It too may coIIapse by next year. 889 01:13:43,099 --> 01:13:44,088 Dad... 890 01:13:45,468 --> 01:13:48,437 I've decided What I want to be When I growup. 891 01:13:51,073 --> 01:13:52,768 Stop this nonsense, oryou'II get Iate. 892 01:13:53,709 --> 01:13:55,472 I want to become a piIot. 893 01:13:59,448 --> 01:14:01,712 To be a piIot you have to be physicaIIy fit. 894 01:14:02,985 --> 01:14:06,148 That's Why sports is good foryou, focus on sports. 895 01:14:07,256 --> 01:14:08,518 Then you can be a piIot. 896 01:14:36,952 --> 01:14:39,785 Vicky, give that packet to Kavya. 897 01:14:42,992 --> 01:14:43,981 What is this? 898 01:14:44,059 --> 01:14:45,048 It's for Kavya. 899 01:14:47,129 --> 01:14:48,926 But my birthday is next month. 900 01:14:49,265 --> 01:14:50,732 This is a surprise. 901 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,998 I thought you might Iike it. 902 01:14:56,205 --> 01:14:57,263 And What about me? 903 01:14:57,540 --> 01:14:58,632 OnIy for Kavya. 904 01:14:59,341 --> 01:15:00,638 She isn't going on the trip. 905 01:15:01,544 --> 01:15:03,068 I promise you can go next year. 906 01:15:04,814 --> 01:15:07,180 This is yourfavourite... Katrina Kaif! 907 01:15:13,589 --> 01:15:14,578 Thank you! 908 01:15:25,801 --> 01:15:27,098 Everything is foryou. 909 01:15:28,037 --> 01:15:30,403 Even my gift is something that you want. 910 01:15:31,373 --> 01:15:32,362 PIease! 911 01:15:32,408 --> 01:15:33,807 I don't want a bat. 912 01:15:33,943 --> 01:15:35,843 I don't want footbaII coaching either. 913 01:15:35,945 --> 01:15:40,314 But there is money forfootbaII and not for my history trip. 914 01:15:41,050 --> 01:15:44,349 You are so Iucky, it wiII be reaIIy boring. 915 01:15:45,521 --> 01:15:47,352 Shut up, Vicky... you are an idiot. 916 01:16:23,425 --> 01:16:24,414 Here... 917 01:16:26,061 --> 01:16:27,426 aII yours. 918 01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:40,808 Rs. 1750. 919 01:16:42,411 --> 01:16:43,742 Howmuch are we short by? 920 01:16:45,147 --> 01:16:46,205 Rs. 250. 921 01:16:48,183 --> 01:16:50,879 I need Rs. 2000 for my trip. 922 01:17:10,506 --> 01:17:11,700 What's your dream? 923 01:17:14,576 --> 01:17:16,737 OnIy if you Iet me sIeep, can I dream. 924 01:17:17,913 --> 01:17:18,743 I mean... 925 01:17:18,781 --> 01:17:21,375 howI want to be a dancer Iike SheiIa... 926 01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:23,217 What do you want to be? 927 01:17:25,688 --> 01:17:26,677 Nothing. 928 01:17:26,722 --> 01:17:27,711 Nothing? 929 01:17:27,923 --> 01:17:30,016 But I want to see the worId. 930 01:17:31,193 --> 01:17:34,685 I want to put up a map on this waII... 931 01:17:35,731 --> 01:17:40,430 and every country or city I visit, I want to come back and put a tick on it. 932 01:17:40,836 --> 01:17:43,361 Oh, so you want to become an airhostess? 933 01:17:45,140 --> 01:17:46,767 I want to be a passenger. 934 01:17:48,377 --> 01:17:50,470 You know, there's magic in dreams. 935 01:17:52,247 --> 01:17:53,544 Katrina said. 936 01:17:53,615 --> 01:17:55,048 If you beIieve your dream... 937 01:17:55,184 --> 01:17:56,412 it can be true. 938 01:17:56,852 --> 01:17:58,183 Even hers came true. 939 01:17:59,121 --> 01:18:00,748 You mean, ifI beIieve... 940 01:18:01,557 --> 01:18:03,252 I wiII go on the trip? 941 01:18:23,379 --> 01:18:24,778 Dear Katrina... 942 01:18:24,947 --> 01:18:27,279 pIease heIp my sister to go on hertrip. 943 01:18:33,589 --> 01:18:34,578 Mama... 944 01:18:34,723 --> 01:18:35,781 Yes? 945 01:18:37,826 --> 01:18:38,815 Wait... 946 01:18:38,894 --> 01:18:39,883 What? 947 01:18:40,195 --> 01:18:41,753 You can go on the trip. 948 01:18:42,297 --> 01:18:43,286 Dad said so? 949 01:18:43,399 --> 01:18:44,388 No, I'm saying so. 950 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:45,933 But I need you to promise me one thing. 951 01:18:46,001 --> 01:18:46,990 ActuaIIy two. 952 01:18:47,236 --> 01:18:48,225 What? 953 01:18:48,370 --> 01:18:51,806 You have to teII dad you got aII the money from the piggy bank. 954 01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:54,001 And the other? 955 01:18:54,176 --> 01:18:56,838 Whatever Katrina says, you have to beIieve. 956 01:19:00,182 --> 01:19:01,615 Don't you remember... 957 01:19:02,117 --> 01:19:04,585 that I'm stiII Rs. 250 short? 958 01:19:05,587 --> 01:19:06,952 Come with me... 959 01:19:07,556 --> 01:19:08,921 We'II be back by 8:30 pm... 960 01:19:09,425 --> 01:19:10,414 no TV! 961 01:19:13,162 --> 01:19:15,494 Bye... 962 01:19:52,801 --> 01:19:54,826 Ladies and gentIemen... 963 01:19:54,937 --> 01:19:58,373 thank you for coming here on a Sunday afternoon. 964 01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,608 Foryour viewing pIeasure we have... 965 01:20:00,943 --> 01:20:02,774 aII the way from A-wing, apartment 14... 966 01:20:02,845 --> 01:20:04,176 the one and onIy... 967 01:20:04,246 --> 01:20:06,544 SheiIa Sharma! 968 01:21:11,013 --> 01:21:12,844 Come on, Vicky! 969 01:21:18,086 --> 01:21:19,075 Come on! 970 01:23:12,701 --> 01:23:13,827 AII praise Lord Shiva! 971 01:23:13,969 --> 01:23:19,134 My Guru is 116 years oId... he's fit as a wrestIer...! 972 01:23:19,341 --> 01:23:20,330 Brother Vijay! 973 01:23:20,442 --> 01:23:22,637 What's up? - Yourfather is unweII! 974 01:23:23,512 --> 01:23:25,742 I'm working now. I'II come home Iater. 975 01:23:26,048 --> 01:23:28,380 My Guru Iives in the HimaIayas... 976 01:23:28,517 --> 01:23:31,315 ...he's come to the gathering for darshan... - Brother Vijay...! 977 01:23:31,353 --> 01:23:33,184 What...? - Yourfather's caIIing you! 978 01:23:33,422 --> 01:23:35,014 Buzz off... I'm working. 979 01:23:35,223 --> 01:23:37,487 So I was saying... - Brother...? 980 01:23:37,626 --> 01:23:38,217 What...?? 981 01:23:38,260 --> 01:23:41,661 Yourfather is puking and pooping! He's on his deathbed! 982 01:23:41,830 --> 01:23:42,558 What...???? 983 01:23:42,597 --> 01:23:45,122 Sir, I must attend to my father! Come on, boy...! 984 01:23:45,233 --> 01:23:47,793 I'II come back Iater, sir. - Brother, I want to pee! 985 01:23:47,869 --> 01:23:50,997 Don't, this bridge can't handIe yourtsunami-piss! 986 01:23:52,941 --> 01:23:53,930 Quick...! 987 01:23:59,881 --> 01:24:05,012 I must pee now. - Boy, you're destroying this city piss by piss. 988 01:24:09,358 --> 01:24:10,450 Mother! What happened? 989 01:24:10,592 --> 01:24:12,685 Where were you, son? 990 01:24:12,861 --> 01:24:15,295 I was at the hoIy gathering! - Go in... he's caIIing you! 991 01:24:19,267 --> 01:24:20,256 Father...! 992 01:24:22,237 --> 01:24:24,569 Shut the door, pIease! 993 01:24:34,649 --> 01:24:36,014 What happened, father? 994 01:24:37,085 --> 01:24:38,109 Nothing...! 995 01:24:40,856 --> 01:24:41,880 What were you doing? 996 01:24:41,990 --> 01:24:44,049 Taking devotees for hoIy darshan at the gathering. 997 01:24:46,495 --> 01:24:48,395 Father, Why did you caII for me? 998 01:24:49,898 --> 01:24:53,629 You knowWhen I was your age, aII I did was watch movies! 999 01:24:54,469 --> 01:24:57,632 Then one day, your grandfather feII very iII. 1000 01:24:58,473 --> 01:25:01,704 He'd had a stroke, you see! 1001 01:25:03,612 --> 01:25:06,172 The IocaI doctor said he's a gonner! 1002 01:25:06,581 --> 01:25:09,880 So father caIIed me and said just one thing to me... 1003 01:25:10,552 --> 01:25:16,650 ''I reaIized the true essence ofIife after watching the fiIm 'Two Rivers'...'' 1004 01:25:17,225 --> 01:25:21,787 ''And since then I've foIIowed every twitch of my idoI Sir DiIip Kumar.'' 1005 01:25:22,964 --> 01:25:26,627 ''Right from the fiIm 'Two Rivers' to 'SimpIe Gopi' to 'This WorId'...'' 1006 01:25:26,935 --> 01:25:33,101 So then he gave me this bottIe ofhoney and said... 1007 01:25:34,342 --> 01:25:39,439 ''Here...! Take this and go to Mumbai and meet Sir DiIip.'' 1008 01:25:39,581 --> 01:25:43,711 ''Request him to dip his finger in the honey and Iick it.'' 1009 01:25:43,985 --> 01:25:45,384 So I reached Mumbai... 1010 01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:51,124 ...found Sir DiIip's abode and waited in front ofit. 1011 01:25:51,726 --> 01:25:53,318 For 3 WhoIe days! 1012 01:25:53,462 --> 01:25:55,760 FinaIIy, I got his darshan! 1013 01:25:55,831 --> 01:25:59,597 I said, ''Sir, my father worships you.'' 1014 01:25:59,835 --> 01:26:05,569 ''It wouId give him muchjoy if you dipped your esteemed finger in this and Iicked it.'' 1015 01:26:06,608 --> 01:26:11,136 So the great man obIiged me. He dipped... and Iicked! 1016 01:26:11,813 --> 01:26:16,216 Your grandfather had a spoon of that honey daiIy! 1017 01:26:16,451 --> 01:26:21,388 And Iived for 6 years more than the siIIy doc's 6 months prediction...! 1018 01:26:21,523 --> 01:26:23,491 He died onIy after seeing 'The Merchant'...! 1019 01:26:23,658 --> 01:26:26,252 And on his deathbed, he finaIIy sang in his wife's ears... 1020 01:26:27,329 --> 01:26:28,557 ''...I...Iove...U...'' 1021 01:26:32,534 --> 01:26:35,560 So son, nowit's time for... 1022 01:26:38,473 --> 01:26:41,465 Amitabh Bachchan...! I want to be bIessed by him Iike father! 1023 01:26:42,944 --> 01:26:49,577 I thought a Iot about What wouId not rot and Iast thisjourney you're about to take. 1024 01:26:49,851 --> 01:26:50,977 And so... 1025 01:26:53,855 --> 01:26:56,619 ...here's this... 'murabba'! 1026 01:26:57,259 --> 01:27:01,821 Ask him to pIease bite into it and Ieave the rest for me. 1027 01:27:02,831 --> 01:27:11,830 The brightest star in the sky... Bachchan! 1028 01:27:12,641 --> 01:27:21,310 The Angry Young Man of cinema... Bachchan! 1029 01:27:22,217 --> 01:27:27,052 Howhe reeIed into our hearts...! 1030 01:27:27,188 --> 01:27:30,521 ...he came... we saw... he conquered! 1031 01:27:30,759 --> 01:27:32,818 I'm going to Mumbai to meet Amitabh Bachchan! 1032 01:27:32,928 --> 01:27:37,228 You see, he Ioves my mother's murabba! 1033 01:27:37,899 --> 01:27:41,733 Every summer he caIIs her and requests a fresh one. 1034 01:27:41,970 --> 01:27:43,232 I've been taking it to him for 5 years. 1035 01:27:43,438 --> 01:27:45,463 So fondIy he caIIs her by her name... MaIati! 1036 01:27:46,074 --> 01:27:48,042 But... just one murabba? 1037 01:27:48,510 --> 01:27:54,506 A singIe umbiIicaI cord is enough to bind the Iove of two peopIe, man!! 1038 01:27:56,651 --> 01:27:58,949 Brother, you've reached Mumbai! 1039 01:28:06,261 --> 01:28:09,253 Every kid's favorite, daughter or son... 1040 01:28:09,397 --> 01:28:11,991 You guessed it, it's Bachchan...! 1041 01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:21,632 His name seaIs a Super Hit. 1042 01:28:21,710 --> 01:28:24,508 He carved his fate with his own True Grit. 1043 01:28:24,679 --> 01:28:27,648 A word to the heroes, studs and Iaddies... 1044 01:28:27,916 --> 01:28:32,285 ''Guess Who's your daddy...!'' 1045 01:28:32,587 --> 01:28:34,077 Give it up for Bachchan! 1046 01:28:48,837 --> 01:28:52,034 Brother, you said I'II be there in a flash... 1047 01:28:52,207 --> 01:28:55,472 ...but we're going round in circIes...! 1048 01:28:59,414 --> 01:29:01,609 VoiIa! The Bachchan house! 1049 01:29:09,424 --> 01:29:11,619 What's the fare? - 2100 rupees. 1050 01:29:12,060 --> 01:29:14,358 Isn't that a Iot? 1051 01:29:14,562 --> 01:29:17,554 Reaching Bachchan's house is not cheap! 1052 01:29:17,666 --> 01:29:20,760 Any other actor's house wouId've cost youjust 500. 1053 01:29:21,036 --> 01:29:22,833 You must be from AIIahbad. 1054 01:29:38,453 --> 01:29:39,715 I'm here to meet Amitabh Bachchan! 1055 01:29:40,055 --> 01:29:42,615 Amitabh Bachchan...? You can't meet him now. 1056 01:29:42,691 --> 01:29:46,058 TeII him I'm from his hometown AIIahbad and my name is aIso 'Vijay'! 1057 01:29:46,127 --> 01:29:47,492 That won't work. 1058 01:29:47,729 --> 01:29:52,666 Back home, my home is onIy a kiIometer away from Where he grewup. 1059 01:29:53,001 --> 01:29:56,630 AIso, he uses my name on screen... 'Vijay'! 1060 01:29:56,738 --> 01:29:59,036 PIease teII him aII this... I'II wait in the Iiving room tiII then. 1061 01:29:59,074 --> 01:30:00,735 Ok, but this is not the way to meet sir. 1062 01:30:02,844 --> 01:30:05,039 Then how?. - If you want to meet him... 1063 01:30:05,246 --> 01:30:10,980 ... go to his other bungaIowWhere sir gives darshan to his devotees! 1064 01:30:11,086 --> 01:30:13,452 Hey, I don't want a darshan, I want a meeting. 1065 01:30:13,621 --> 01:30:15,555 For darshan peopIe usuaIIy come to me back home! 1066 01:30:15,657 --> 01:30:21,152 See, he is a very busy man. He can't meet anyone Iike this... 1067 01:30:21,329 --> 01:30:25,265 Yes, but my business with him wiII takejust 2 minutes. 1068 01:30:25,366 --> 01:30:27,459 Besides, we're practicaIIy cousins. 1069 01:30:27,702 --> 01:30:28,930 Why don't you write him a Ietter... 1070 01:30:29,037 --> 01:30:32,006 ... stating your name and address... -A Ietter? 1071 01:30:32,107 --> 01:30:33,734 And then...? 1072 01:30:33,908 --> 01:30:36,001 Thenjust post it! 1073 01:30:36,111 --> 01:30:38,477 Oh, that'II take too Iong! 1074 01:30:38,713 --> 01:30:42,479 Then courier it. - I'm sure he has a phone, caII him! 1075 01:30:42,851 --> 01:30:44,716 NowhowwiII we have his phone number? 1076 01:30:44,786 --> 01:30:47,118 Thenjust caII someone Who does. 1077 01:30:47,522 --> 01:30:49,717 How?. Today is Sunday... our office is shut! 1078 01:30:49,891 --> 01:30:52,985 You're misunderstanding me... I'm not here to become an actor. 1079 01:30:53,194 --> 01:30:55,253 I've a smaII matter with him. 1080 01:30:55,597 --> 01:31:00,000 With your heIp I'II be done and wiII gIadIy go back home! 1081 01:31:00,135 --> 01:31:01,102 But it doesn't work Iike this. 1082 01:31:01,236 --> 01:31:03,727 But you won't even caII him! -Just write a Ietter... 1083 01:31:03,805 --> 01:31:05,864 Are you from AIIahbad? - No, I'm from Kanpur! 1084 01:31:05,940 --> 01:31:08,204 Ah! That expIains the gap in our communication! 1085 01:31:08,276 --> 01:31:12,076 You see, When you teII him that his namesake from his hometown... 1086 01:31:12,313 --> 01:31:17,114 ... a brotherfrom another mother has arrived, he won't say no! 1087 01:31:17,352 --> 01:31:20,651 This may aII be true... but What proof do we have? 1088 01:31:20,855 --> 01:31:22,948 You'II have proof When you teII him, right?! 1089 01:31:23,057 --> 01:31:26,356 But he isn't in the city! That's Why we suggest you write... 1090 01:31:26,461 --> 01:31:28,224 And that's Why I suggest caIIing him...! 1091 01:31:28,363 --> 01:31:31,821 We've expIained the protocoI to you. NowpIease Ieave! 1092 01:31:32,100 --> 01:31:33,499 Don't touch, pIease...! 1093 01:31:33,568 --> 01:31:37,060 We've heard you out...! - PIenty Iike you... Leave! 1094 01:31:37,138 --> 01:31:38,833 Don't get physicaI, pIease! 1095 01:31:40,175 --> 01:31:42,735 You guys are not making sense! - Leave, man! 1096 01:31:45,513 --> 01:31:47,947 Ok, one Iast thing...! 1097 01:31:48,516 --> 01:31:50,484 At Ieast teII me Who has sir's phone number? 1098 01:31:50,552 --> 01:31:53,521 In a 100 years there's been no other... 1099 01:31:53,755 --> 01:31:59,523 God broke the mouId When he made The One! 1100 01:31:59,928 --> 01:32:01,190 Hey...! Bachchan! 1101 01:32:02,964 --> 01:32:05,831 His styIe gave the siIver screen... 1102 01:32:06,034 --> 01:32:10,403 ... its gIamour and gIeam! 1103 01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:13,298 Hey... Bachchan! 1104 01:32:16,244 --> 01:32:18,940 His magic has such fury... 1105 01:32:19,414 --> 01:32:22,042 That temperatures go tandoori! 1106 01:32:22,250 --> 01:32:25,219 So to the Pitts, CIooneys and BradIeys... 1107 01:32:25,486 --> 01:32:29,946 ''You knowWho's your Daddy!'' 1108 01:32:30,258 --> 01:32:31,657 Give it up for Bachchan! 1109 01:32:31,726 --> 01:32:32,750 Murabba...! 1110 01:32:33,428 --> 01:32:35,055 Murabba, brother...! 1111 01:32:37,932 --> 01:32:39,092 What do you do? 1112 01:32:40,335 --> 01:32:44,863 I'm a huge Bachchan fan and I'm going aII overto teII peopIe about him! 1113 01:32:45,073 --> 01:32:48,008 You know, ''howwe Iove each other'' and ''You gotta do the Bhangra...!'' 1114 01:32:48,710 --> 01:32:49,699 ''Huh...!'' 1115 01:33:15,236 --> 01:33:16,669 Hey, egg-man...? - Yeah! 1116 01:33:16,738 --> 01:33:17,796 Can I get ajob here? 1117 01:33:18,106 --> 01:33:20,233 Work? Why not...? 1118 01:33:20,875 --> 01:33:23,070 You couId start by putting your bag down...! 1119 01:33:25,280 --> 01:33:27,248 Yeah, right here... I'II keep an eye on it. 1120 01:33:28,082 --> 01:33:29,071 Serve this. 1121 01:33:29,317 --> 01:33:31,581 sTo Whom? - The taII, dark one there.. 1122 01:33:39,527 --> 01:33:41,518 So you're aIso here to become an actor? 1123 01:33:41,829 --> 01:33:43,524 I'm here to meet Amitabh Bachchan. 1124 01:33:44,098 --> 01:33:45,258 Wants to meet the Bachchan! 1125 01:33:45,433 --> 01:33:47,060 A meeting had brought me here too! 1126 01:33:47,568 --> 01:33:49,365 Who? - Sujit Kumar! 1127 01:33:49,737 --> 01:33:52,103 The hero of'My Foreign Lover'? - Yup! 1128 01:33:52,573 --> 01:33:55,235 I saw a fair and sIim maiden... 1129 01:33:55,543 --> 01:33:57,738 ...her eyes were Iike such piercing arrows... 1130 01:33:57,946 --> 01:34:02,076 ...that my dear heart instantIy departed! 1131 01:34:03,751 --> 01:34:05,582 Fasten your bag with a chain. 1132 01:34:05,987 --> 01:34:09,320 And don't Ieave any vaIuabIes inside! 1133 01:34:21,936 --> 01:34:23,631 What's so precious in this? 1134 01:34:23,705 --> 01:34:24,831 It's murabba! 1135 01:34:25,006 --> 01:34:26,200 SeriousIy? - Yes! 1136 01:34:26,507 --> 01:34:28,805 So Why's it so precious? 1137 01:34:29,110 --> 01:34:30,338 I'II teII you Iater! 1138 01:34:30,445 --> 01:34:31,878 Let me taste some, man? 1139 01:34:32,013 --> 01:34:34,413 But there's onIy one! - So Iet's spIit it! 1140 01:34:34,549 --> 01:34:39,077 ActuaIIy, this murabba contains everything my father ever cherished. 1141 01:34:41,089 --> 01:34:45,719 Ok... Iet's sIeep! Just don't wake up anyone! 1142 01:34:48,696 --> 01:34:51,028 Remove your sIippers, man! 1143 01:34:52,567 --> 01:34:55,559 SIeep now, I'II speak with the IandIord tomorrow. 1144 01:34:55,870 --> 01:34:57,997 Here, cuddIe your murabba...! 1145 01:34:59,507 --> 01:35:02,101 And don't disturb me at night! - Yes, good night! 1146 01:35:07,982 --> 01:35:09,074 Where from?/ 1147 01:35:09,217 --> 01:35:12,186 AIIahbad. Is your name aIso Amitabh Bachchan? 1148 01:35:12,286 --> 01:35:14,277 Oh, no... my name is Vijay! 1149 01:35:15,590 --> 01:35:17,217 Are you aIso Vijay? - Yup. 1150 01:35:17,425 --> 01:35:18,585 So am I...! 1151 01:35:19,060 --> 01:35:20,857 What are you saying, brother? 1152 01:35:21,529 --> 01:35:23,429 Shake my hand, man! 1153 01:35:23,831 --> 01:35:24,991 Vijay......Vijay!!! 1154 01:35:27,335 --> 01:35:28,825 Want a photograph with me? 1155 01:35:29,971 --> 01:35:32,667 Just 100 bucks for a snap. - No, thanks...! 1156 01:35:34,809 --> 01:35:37,073 I'm here to meet Amitabh Bachchan...! 1157 01:35:37,445 --> 01:35:38,810 Consider it done. 1158 01:35:39,247 --> 01:35:41,477 SeriousIy? -Just cIick a snap with me first! 1159 01:35:43,051 --> 01:35:45,144 Hey, run aIong! 1160 01:35:45,353 --> 01:35:48,550 Howmany times wiII I teII you to not come here? 1161 01:35:50,358 --> 01:35:53,759 That poor souI has come from AIIahbad to meet him! 1162 01:35:54,729 --> 01:35:56,663 Bugger off, man! 1163 01:35:59,467 --> 01:36:01,298 I don't even knowhim! 1164 01:36:02,070 --> 01:36:04,197 I'm reaIIy not with him! - So What? Leave! 1165 01:36:19,854 --> 01:36:23,415 Shaped by time... Iike oId wine... 1166 01:36:23,624 --> 01:36:27,185 ...murabba has vintage... go on, taste it! 1167 01:36:27,328 --> 01:36:30,991 With every passing season, its flavor defies reason... 1168 01:36:31,065 --> 01:36:34,626 It embodies every emotion... go on, soak in it! 1169 01:36:34,735 --> 01:36:38,193 Oh my god, Murabba...! 1170 01:36:38,406 --> 01:36:42,103 It's gist is... the heart! 1171 01:36:46,380 --> 01:36:54,014 Itsjourney is an astonishing story! 1172 01:36:58,659 --> 01:37:01,685 Hey, if you're going to come at any time, you're fired. 1173 01:37:01,796 --> 01:37:05,197 You're my onIy hope, my home. 1174 01:37:05,633 --> 01:37:10,093 Oh God! I won't pay you any money, I'II onIy give you food. 1175 01:37:10,972 --> 01:37:12,769 Agreed? - Fine...! 1176 01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:15,565 Now come and go as you wish. 1177 01:37:17,712 --> 01:37:20,647 And pIease don't get meIodramatic! 1178 01:37:24,218 --> 01:37:25,617 So, brother...! 1179 01:37:27,288 --> 01:37:28,915 Did you meet Amitabh Bachchan? 1180 01:37:29,457 --> 01:37:32,051 How do you know I've come to meet him? 1181 01:37:32,326 --> 01:37:33,520 I know, brother...! 1182 01:37:33,661 --> 01:37:35,390 How?. Who are you? 1183 01:37:35,730 --> 01:37:37,322 Didn't recognize me? 1184 01:37:38,099 --> 01:37:43,036 ''Don't recognize me, fucker? The city's given you amnesia?'' 1185 01:37:43,471 --> 01:37:47,999 Oh, the other Vijay...? -Amazing, isn't it...? 1186 01:37:48,342 --> 01:37:49,741 Where's your beard? 1187 01:37:49,911 --> 01:37:54,473 See, that's worn in the morning and removed at night. 1188 01:37:54,849 --> 01:37:55,838 It'sjust ajob! 1189 01:38:02,290 --> 01:38:03,552 Hey... move, fucker! 1190 01:38:04,559 --> 01:38:05,651 Which one of you is Vijay? 1191 01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:07,955 I am... - I am, sir...! 1192 01:38:08,629 --> 01:38:10,597 I'm Vijay Kumar. 1193 01:38:10,831 --> 01:38:13,095 Which Vijay do you mean? - The one from AIIahbad! 1194 01:38:13,301 --> 01:38:14,598 I am... - I'm Vijay... 1195 01:38:15,069 --> 01:38:16,366 Ok, you come! 1196 01:38:16,470 --> 01:38:19,166 Hey, I've been waiting for Iong too. 1197 01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:23,404 Look, you can go in onIy once sir seIects you. 1198 01:38:23,544 --> 01:38:26,342 But I simpIy want to feed him this murabba...! 1199 01:38:27,315 --> 01:38:28,373 Murabba...? 1200 01:38:28,516 --> 01:38:29,574 Yes...! 1201 01:38:34,655 --> 01:38:37,852 How can he eat this moIdy stuff?. 1202 01:38:38,192 --> 01:38:41,889 What if gets an upset tummy? WiII you host 'Who wants to be a MiIIionaire'? 1203 01:38:42,997 --> 01:38:46,489 Sir, its my father's dying wish. I'II go as soon as he bites into it. 1204 01:38:47,902 --> 01:38:49,267 Ok, Iet me see! 1205 01:38:50,504 --> 01:38:55,271 You wait here... I'II deIiverthejar inside. 1206 01:38:58,679 --> 01:39:01,011 Brother, did my work happen? 1207 01:39:01,182 --> 01:39:03,207 I've deIivered your murabba inside. 1208 01:39:03,584 --> 01:39:05,814 Can you find out if sir has eaten it? 1209 01:39:06,487 --> 01:39:10,048 Your murabba has gone to the Iab for anaIysis, to see ifit can be eaten. 1210 01:39:10,224 --> 01:39:12,089 Amitabh Bachchan can't eatjust anything. 1211 01:39:12,226 --> 01:39:16,390 PIease ask him to eat it. 'Cos I don't have money to eat anymore. 1212 01:39:16,564 --> 01:39:19,362 I have to Ieave in 2 days. I have a return ticket. 1213 01:39:19,433 --> 01:39:23,460 I can't bear it anymore... Aren't Kanpur and AIIahbad neighbours? 1214 01:39:23,571 --> 01:39:26,768 I've toId you aII I know. I'mjust a security guard! 1215 01:39:26,841 --> 01:39:31,278 If you don't heIp me, Who wiII? PIease don't make me run around in circIes. 1216 01:39:31,379 --> 01:39:37,511 Look, ifI hear anything by 6 pm I'II teII you, ok? 1217 01:39:37,618 --> 01:39:40,451 But afterthe shift changes pIease ask the next watchman. 1218 01:39:42,690 --> 01:39:45,887 What are you doing, man? Don't crowd the drive way...! 1219 01:39:51,098 --> 01:39:52,224 Go, man! 1220 01:40:48,289 --> 01:40:49,586 Who is it? 1221 01:40:52,960 --> 01:40:53,892 What the...! 1222 01:40:53,928 --> 01:40:56,396 Just give me a minute, pIease, brother! 1223 01:40:56,664 --> 01:41:00,498 Not even for a nano second! - PIease Iisten to me... 1224 01:41:00,701 --> 01:41:03,226 I can hearyou weII from here! 1225 01:41:03,637 --> 01:41:06,538 Howmuch wiII you take? - Take What? 1226 01:41:07,007 --> 01:41:09,771 Howmuch money wiII you charge to feed Amitabh Bachchan the murabba? 1227 01:41:16,150 --> 01:41:17,139 Sit...! 1228 01:41:19,820 --> 01:41:21,014 ReaIIy? - Sit down! 1229 01:41:21,489 --> 01:41:24,890 You shouId'vejust said earIier. We couId've saved time... 1230 01:41:32,733 --> 01:41:35,759 Nowadays everyone takes a IittIe money underthe tabIe... 1231 01:41:36,470 --> 01:41:38,529 Hey, Why're you hitting me? 1232 01:41:38,672 --> 01:41:42,802 Bribing me...? You'II bribe me? 1233 01:41:42,943 --> 01:41:46,310 My father served there. NowI serve there. 1234 01:41:46,714 --> 01:41:50,480 You want to tarnish aII these years ofIoyaIty with money? 1235 01:41:51,051 --> 01:41:53,383 I'm here for my father's Iast wish... 1236 01:41:53,754 --> 01:41:56,052 I thought I'II fuIfiII it in 2 minutes and Ieave... 1237 01:41:56,090 --> 01:41:59,059 ...but this has turned into a hoIy crusade...! 1238 01:42:01,228 --> 01:42:03,025 PIease don't touch my feet... 1239 01:42:03,230 --> 01:42:07,724 I'm not a thief, brother. I want to give him murabba, not poison. 1240 01:42:08,102 --> 01:42:11,128 PIease understand...my condition is unbearabIe now. 1241 01:42:11,505 --> 01:42:16,465 I don't have money forfood, I've been thrown out of Where I was staying. 1242 01:42:16,710 --> 01:42:20,202 They charge 2 bucks to take a shit in this city! This is my pIight. 1243 01:42:20,281 --> 01:42:23,739 PIease don't touch my feet. - HeIp me... 1244 01:42:24,018 --> 01:42:26,043 Enough... enough... - PIease, brother... 1245 01:42:26,454 --> 01:42:29,753 TeII you What... come tomorrow?. 1246 01:42:30,558 --> 01:42:32,355 You'II get it done? - Yes. 1247 01:42:32,460 --> 01:42:35,691 Promise me... give me your word... - I do...! 1248 01:42:38,132 --> 01:42:40,362 I swear, man! Just come tomorrow. 1249 01:42:40,568 --> 01:42:43,128 You've promised me with Gods as our witness. 1250 01:42:43,237 --> 01:42:47,867 My murabba is nowyour soIemn duty! 1251 01:42:48,175 --> 01:42:49,472 Yes, it is. 1252 01:42:50,578 --> 01:42:52,671 Just don't touch my feet. 1253 01:42:53,247 --> 01:42:56,580 This is not a tempIe, man! - You're my saviour! 1254 01:42:56,784 --> 01:42:58,046 I'II get it done tomorrow. 1255 01:42:58,085 --> 01:43:00,576 I don't even have any pIace to go to now... 1256 01:43:01,422 --> 01:43:04,118 But never mind that... I'II come tomorrow. 1257 01:43:04,592 --> 01:43:06,184 I'm in your hands now. 1258 01:43:10,498 --> 01:43:12,489 Brother, did you meet Daddy-Long-Legs? 1259 01:43:12,633 --> 01:43:14,396 Did you meet the Bachchan? 1260 01:43:14,468 --> 01:43:16,402 Did you meet him? 1261 01:43:16,637 --> 01:43:18,400 Did you meet the man, man? 1262 01:43:18,806 --> 01:43:20,671 Hey... wake up! 1263 01:43:24,411 --> 01:43:25,901 Here's your murabba! 1264 01:43:27,982 --> 01:43:29,973 Did Amitabh Bachchan eat it? - Yup. 1265 01:43:30,951 --> 01:43:33,044 You sure it was him? - Yes, he ate it. 1266 01:43:34,221 --> 01:43:38,180 What proof do you have? Anyone couId've eaten it, right? 1267 01:43:38,559 --> 01:43:39,753 One minute...! 1268 01:43:44,665 --> 01:43:45,825 PIease showme yourteeth. 1269 01:43:46,033 --> 01:43:49,935 I've seen his teeth in movies and on TV. I'II knowifit wasn't him. 1270 01:43:50,037 --> 01:43:51,664 He's eaten it, man. - But...? 1271 01:43:51,739 --> 01:43:55,072 Ifhe's eaten it Why can't hejust say it himseIf?. 1272 01:43:55,276 --> 01:43:58,871 HowwiII that hurt him? I've come aII the way forthis... 1273 01:43:59,179 --> 01:44:00,168 HoId on...! 1274 01:44:00,614 --> 01:44:01,672 Let him in! 1275 01:44:03,450 --> 01:44:18,354 (Amitabh Bachchan's famous diaIogues) 1276 01:44:18,699 --> 01:44:20,064 Let him in, pIease! 1277 01:44:25,906 --> 01:44:26,895 That's ok...! 1278 01:44:28,442 --> 01:44:30,910 Sir, I'm Vijay. I'm from AIIahbad! 1279 01:44:31,011 --> 01:44:32,945 My father is on his death bed, sir. 1280 01:44:33,147 --> 01:44:35,945 He has sent my mother's hand-made murabba... pIease eat some! 1281 01:44:36,050 --> 01:44:40,180 Yes, I just did... wasn't it this one? - Yes, sir! 1282 01:44:40,621 --> 01:44:43,818 But I didn't see it with my own eyes. What wiII I say to father, sir? 1283 01:44:43,924 --> 01:44:47,758 I'd Iike to confirm... so couId you pIease... re-bite? 1284 01:44:47,928 --> 01:44:49,020 AIright... open it...! 1285 01:44:52,733 --> 01:44:55,930 It is imprisoned in shops... 1286 01:45:00,140 --> 01:45:06,841 Imprisoned in shops, jaiIed in gIassjars... 1287 01:45:07,414 --> 01:45:13,717 But it is born in our homes, and raised from the seeds ofhope. 1288 01:45:22,162 --> 01:45:29,034 OnIy by tasting it does one knowthe meaning of sweet pain! 1289 01:45:29,069 --> 01:45:35,235 It reveaIs the truth... ... and the heart of the matter! 1290 01:45:36,410 --> 01:45:40,437 With every passing season, its flavor defies reason... 1291 01:45:40,881 --> 01:45:43,179 I said, ''...just teII him I'm from his hometown...'' 1292 01:45:43,250 --> 01:45:44,342 ... but they refused! 1293 01:45:44,418 --> 01:45:50,550 I said, ''I've a tiny bit ofbusiness with him''... but no! 1294 01:45:51,091 --> 01:45:55,391 Once they even said that my sweet IittIe murabba... 1295 01:45:55,796 --> 01:46:04,170 ...sitting quietIy above me... needs to be tested in a Iab!! 1296 01:46:04,471 --> 01:46:07,338 So I said When my dear mother makes herfamous murabba at home... 1297 01:46:07,641 --> 01:46:12,044 ...the WhoIe coIony comes over to gorge on it. 1298 01:46:12,212 --> 01:46:19,584 But they made me dance between bungaIows... Iike a dog chasing its taiI. 1299 01:46:19,653 --> 01:46:21,348 In fact, I actuaIIy befriended a dog! 1300 01:46:21,455 --> 01:46:26,552 I said, ''just teII him I'm from his hometown, he'II meet me...'' 1301 01:46:27,061 --> 01:46:28,995 ... But no! - Then What? 1302 01:46:29,596 --> 01:46:32,156 FinaIIy, truth aIways wins! 1303 01:46:32,533 --> 01:46:36,469 News spread Iike fire and they were forced to open the gate! 1304 01:46:36,503 --> 01:46:40,030 AII of them with theirtaiIs between their bum-Iess behinds. 1305 01:46:40,207 --> 01:46:43,836 So I entered, and one took my bag... 1306 01:46:44,144 --> 01:46:46,476 ... Iooking sheepish as heII! 1307 01:46:46,547 --> 01:46:52,110 Starched uniforms surrounded me in stunned siIence. 1308 01:46:52,352 --> 01:46:54,217 Like frozen parrots. 1309 01:46:54,521 --> 01:46:57,388 But the AIIahbad-ian in me stayed in repose! 1310 01:46:57,491 --> 01:47:00,119 An AIIahbad street vendor is aIso an inteIIectuaI. 1311 01:47:00,561 --> 01:47:05,726 It's in our soiI... we can't heIp being great! 1312 01:47:06,100 --> 01:47:10,002 We drip inteIIect... and integrity! 1313 01:47:10,304 --> 01:47:15,332 Such great men are from here. Sir Bachchan being one of them. 1314 01:47:15,509 --> 01:47:20,742 Nowthose fooIs couIdn't see my inner AIIahbad-ian... 1315 01:47:44,238 --> 01:47:51,406 Marinated in the sweet juice of patience... 1316 01:47:52,446 --> 01:47:59,375 ... thisjar preserves history! 1317 01:48:00,354 --> 01:48:05,314 Here... taste this murabba...! 1318 01:48:15,936 --> 01:48:21,340 Let it trickIe into your heart! 1319 01:48:44,331 --> 01:48:50,099 Born from Life... 1320 01:48:50,637 --> 01:48:58,601 The Ionger it Iives... the richer it is. 1321 01:49:00,380 --> 01:49:15,193 The many seasons its savored... resonate in its flavor. 1322 01:49:16,396 --> 01:49:23,302 AIways tastes better than it did yesterday... 1323 01:49:24,404 --> 01:49:31,333 ... and tomorrow's sweetness wiII outshine today. 1324 01:49:32,346 --> 01:49:36,248 So here... taste this murabba! 1325 01:49:36,483 --> 01:49:39,816 Harnessed from the maker's Iove... 1326 01:49:40,187 --> 01:49:44,180 Here... taste this murabba! 1327 01:49:44,424 --> 01:49:47,552 It's enriched by the maker's generosity... 1328 01:49:47,794 --> 01:49:53,096 ...so Iet this murabba trickIe into your heart! 1329 01:50:26,033 --> 01:50:27,022 Mother...! 1330 01:50:29,369 --> 01:50:30,358 Vijay...! 1331 01:50:32,372 --> 01:50:35,830 Why have you Iost so much weight, son? 1332 01:50:36,910 --> 01:50:39,276 Weren't you eating? -Where's father? 1333 01:50:41,915 --> 01:50:43,473 May you Iive Iong! 1334 01:50:55,295 --> 01:50:58,662 So Amitabh Bachchan met you? - Yes... very niceIy. 1335 01:50:59,066 --> 01:51:00,897 He ate it in front of my own eyes. 1336 01:51:02,269 --> 01:51:04,737 And Where did thejar break? 1337 01:51:05,639 --> 01:51:07,903 It... didn't. It's the same one. 1338 01:51:08,008 --> 01:51:09,441 Where did it break...? 1339 01:51:10,477 --> 01:51:15,437 Before you boarded the train, or on it, or afteryou got off?. 1340 01:51:16,383 --> 01:51:17,509 On the train. 1341 01:51:18,151 --> 01:51:21,552 And the murabba? - It got squished under someone's shoe. 1342 01:51:32,032 --> 01:51:35,866 When your grandfather sent me with the honey... 1343 01:51:37,270 --> 01:51:39,431 ....ants had invaded the WhoIe bottIe. 1344 01:51:39,773 --> 01:51:42,640 Sir DiIip refused to Iick it! 1345 01:51:43,143 --> 01:51:44,132 He said... 1346 01:51:45,278 --> 01:51:48,611 ''I wouId've... but not this infestedjar...!'' 1347 01:51:50,150 --> 01:51:54,416 So I decided to dip my own finger and Iicked it! 1348 01:51:55,922 --> 01:52:05,058 God knows if father Iived due to the proteins in the ants orthe honey! 1349 01:52:08,068 --> 01:52:10,229 But I'II teII you this, my son... 1350 01:52:11,438 --> 01:52:17,138 ... don't ever put murabba in a bottIe of pickIe! 1351 01:52:20,647 --> 01:52:22,444 Did you reaIIy meet Amitabh bachchan? 1352 01:52:22,916 --> 01:52:23,905 Yeah. 1353 01:52:24,584 --> 01:52:26,313 Father asked me to, so I did. 1354 01:52:27,054 --> 01:52:28,578 So What did he say? 1355 01:52:29,890 --> 01:52:30,754 Who? 1356 01:52:30,791 --> 01:52:32,315 Oh my God, Amitabh Bachchan?? 1357 01:52:33,226 --> 01:52:34,989 Hejust bIessed me... and I Ieft! 1358 01:52:36,897 --> 01:52:38,421 And father? 1359 01:52:42,469 --> 01:52:46,735 ''Don't ever put murabba in a bottIe of pickIe!''