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<i>Everybody has two families:</i>

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<i>The stable family,
we pretend to have</i>

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<i>and then there's the real people
we are related to.</i>

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<i>My best friend Kenny says stable
family's makes boring children.</i>

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<i>And by stable families, I think
he means the kind where mum,</i>

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<i>and dad and kids all living in
the same house all the time.</i>

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<i>And by boring,
he means not as cool as we are.</i>

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Still and undisputed,
universal master of the jungle gym.

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I'm getting too old for the
super sonic death spiral.

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Lucy, play is the great educator.

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Alright, it's sole
purpose is to prepare

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juvenile animals for adulthood.

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It's not play if you puked
your guts out.

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Hey, when you say's your
dad was going to be home?

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I guess I'll see your in a week then.

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Hey, I'm not going to ditch you
just 'cause my dad's home.

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Lucy. It's fine... just go.

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- It's fine... I'm cool here.
- Yeah?

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- You go!
- Okay!

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<i>Mom says she fell in love
with dad because he was fun</i>

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<i>and goofy and everything felt
bigger when he is around.</i>

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<i>And he's still that way.</i>

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<i>Except since dad's a lumberjack, he's
only home four or five times a year.</i>

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<i>When dad's here,
we stopped everything.</i>

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<i>Mom stays home, I skips school,
it's like a vacation.</i>

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<i>I don't know when
I first started to notice</i>

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<i>the argument my parents
weren't having.</i>

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Hey, let's go out for breakfast.

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I'm not a kid anymore.
I won't help you.

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Yeah, you are. And yeah you'll...
Come on!

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- We're lucky your dad has a job.
- You always say that.

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We're all doing the best we can.

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Is lying to dad about your
job doing the best we can?

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He's out there working his butt off to
support us. You'll hurt his feelings.

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So, should I lie to you about what
I'm doing to protect your feelings?

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I'm surprised that you didn't
get warned already

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I would. I'd did anything interesting
I would actually lied about.

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Don't worry honey, you will!
Just give it time.

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<i>Mom pretends she doesn't have
a job when dad's here.</i>

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<i>She says it's because dad kind of
old school about family roles.</i>

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<i>If you asked me,
it's kind of lame that her</i>

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<i>secret identity is
being a tele-marketer.</i>

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- Mom? What?
- Straight home.

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I don't even have my license yet.

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Oh! You're a natural. I mean, think
of all the kids you know with license.

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Is there any of them more capable
than you? It'll be fun.

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Wait! How are you going to get home?

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If I can't find a ride in this
outfits, I deserved to walk.

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So you're saying she isn't that great?

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No, Scott! I'm saying you
don't have to say it out

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loud each random thought
that you have.

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I bet you she's really great.
You can always tell

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the ones that are gonna
be dirty freaky sluts.

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Oh yeah... Juicy Lucy.
Ooh... you like that. Ooh yeah!

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- Huh!
- Shit!

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Ooh... yeah.

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- Sorry.
- You're dead, Kenny.

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You're... you're totally dead.

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- You're deader than death!
- Hey!

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- Hey!
- You're gonna wish you were dead.

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I saw your dad leave this morning.

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I'll tear your guts out and
feed them to the rats.

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I'll ripped your head off and
pissed down the hole.

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I'll bet if he didn't manually
decapitated you,

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and position your body in just
the right angle,

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- I'll bet he still couldn't
- You're gonna wish you were dead.

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Get a stream of urine going.

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- Yuck it up, dead boy.
- Hey Scott, what if I kiss you?

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For real! Would you leave Kenny alone?

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- Yeah.
- Lucy, what are you doing?

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Lucy. Come on, Lucy.

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So you promised you won't hurt Kenny?

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You're a terrible kisser.

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What the hell? Who would want
to deal with you anyway.

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I believe you're our
greatest resource,

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and so to that end we planned
to invest in you.

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I'm happy to introduce to you
one of the top tele-marketing

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performing coaches in the state,
Guy Carlsberg.

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At the very based of our
life is meaning.

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And this meaning provides direction.

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All of our actions are driven by
our most basic believes.

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It's this base of meaning,
that prevents us from

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drifting through an empty
existence at work, at home

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and in our relationships...

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Really in all aspects of our lives.

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I can't believe I almost make it to

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sixteen without seriously
kissing anyone.

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And then the first one is
Scott Booker.

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No memories is malleable.

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What has that have to do with Scott
trying to lick the back of my throat?

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It means that,
every time you tell a story,

92
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it changes a little bit in
your memories, so...

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you could say that I was your
first kiss, and then after awhile,

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it would be kind of
like Scott never happens.

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Kenny, I still got dirt in my mouth.

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Oh yuck, I know. You wouldn't have to
actually kiss me, I'm just saying.

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I'm thinking of shaving my head.

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Well, you'll probably
look pretty cool.

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I don't want to look cool.

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You would have to kiss me.

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- What?
- To change the memory thing.

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You have to do it!

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Okay!

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<i>So of course when you start
your soffritto</i>

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<i>what's really important
is to remember that</i>

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<i>you're only as good as
your pantry ingredients.</i>

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<i>Now there's always in my word,
two different kind of olive's oil.</i>

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<i>The one that I cook with, keep in
mind that there are both extra virgin.</i>

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<i>One that I cook with,</i>

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<i>and one that I finished with.
The difference is about 30 bucks.</i>

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<i>Then you gotta evaluate your
entire pantry ingredients.</i>

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<i>I'm adding a little sea salt.
Sea salt from Triponey.</i>

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<i>Now, so I also like to use a
little bit of extra... to finish with.</i>

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<i>Now this is...
there are both from a single...</i>

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You know the bad gal always
sit in the back of the class.

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What, you're calling me bad?

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I'm back to boring kids with a
stable families,

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don't have the beautiful mom who
goes to work in stripper heels.

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Bye, thank you!

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Hey!

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- Missing your dad?
- Yeah!

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<i>So now, we've got our
condiments going.</i>

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<i>We've got our noodles in the water...</i>

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We had a seminary thingy
at work today.

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Turns out I'm drifting through an
empty meaningless existence.

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See... I tried to tell you.

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- How's the show always on?
- I record it.

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I've kissed two boys today.
So I probably ruined my whole life.

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- With the tongue?
- What?

130
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No, it's gross!

131
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Well, then you're probably
not ruined quite yet.

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- Do you want to go down to the river?
- We could.

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Could if you want.

134
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It's not like we did anything wrong.

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Yeah! I know.

136
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Okay! So don't say stuff like
we could if we want.

137
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What kind of way is that
to talk to me.

138
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Holy shit!

139
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Okay...

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This one I'm gonna remember.

141
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Kenny?

142
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I think I've just given him a seizure.

143
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<i>Okay, so now the calamari is
perfectly tender...</i>

144
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Kenny... are you epileptic?

145
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Chicken Caesar... yeah. You're
gonna have to dress it yourself.

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If I dressed it now, the leaves
will turn all soggy by lunch time.

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I expect you to cultivate a deeper
basic meaning in your own life.

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Okay, you're using actual
english words that I recognised

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but I've no idea what you're saying.

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I don't want you to end up like me.

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Mom, that has always been
one of my life ambitions.

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Okay! Good girl.

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- I love you.
- Go!

154
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I'll see you later.

155
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Hello Miss Burgenham.
My name is Lainee

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calling on behalf of
Premier Interworks.

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Goddamn it. I'm on the federal no-call
list. Get a new job, you loser.

158
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Alright, let me hear what
you guys got.

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<i>They're restructuring our
work schedule...</i>

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<i>- ... because of the nature...</i>
- Overtime on a Sunday?

161
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<i>- I won't be late, I promised.</i>
- Mom, I made a pork and lamb ragu!

162
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<i>- More people are home on weekend.</i>
- Yeah, okay.

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<i>You know it made more sense to call.
I'm really, really sorry, Lucy.</i>

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- Yeah, me too.
<i>- Okay, bye!</i>

165
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Okay!

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Hey, want to stay for dinner?

167
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- I can't.
- Please?

168
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You know, my mom don't
just like to eat alone.

169
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Go invite her over!

170
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Why? Are you ashamed of
me or something?

171
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I'll give you some sauce to take home.

172
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I wish my dad were here.

173
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You know how I say about dreaming big?

174
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Yeah?

175
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Well, my bigger life... I get to eat
dinner with you every single night.

176
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I'm gonna cook you the most
amazing meals.

177
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<i>So, the pen-ay is just about 30 seconds
left to being perfectly cooked.</i>

178
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<i>What you want to do at
that point is take it out.</i>

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<i>Maybe if I found dad a job here,
we could be a real family.</i>

180
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<i>Mom would have to quit working.
Everything would be perfect.</i>

181
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I lost my parents at 16.
And there is my boyfriend, Ron.

182
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And Chuck... I mean my husband.

183
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And I had Lucy at seventeen.

184
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I was pretty much a total mess.

185
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You probably hear this all
the time but

186
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you beat me,
see myself on this floor.

187
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It's so much lost at such a early age.

188
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A lonely heart heal at their own pace.

189
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Is this something I'm gonna
need to lie about?

190
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Lucy, what're you doing?

191
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,899
What am I doing? It is 5 am.

192
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I'm sorry, Lucy. I should have call.

193
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I fell asleep at my desk.

194
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And where were you
calling, Uzbekistan?

195
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I just came home to shower,
and changed clothes

196
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and straight back to work and start
the whole thing all over again.

197
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And that's the best you can do?
I fell asleep at my desk.

198
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,999
You know what...
it's been a long night.

199
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Yeah! It's been a long night here too.

200
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Nice clogs.

201
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,500
Nice transsexual
beauty queen costumes.

202
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,100
- You know school back's today.
- I knew about it.

203
00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:31,899
I was just checking.

204
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,599
I didn't know how
much you've forgotten

205
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about your alleged family life.

206
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,999
Well, have a great day, honey... okay!
I'll be back home early tonight.

207
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,600
Are you going need to be
congratulate for that?

208
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:59,499
Alright, just remember...
no sexual energy. Okay... I mean...

209
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,900
if these people even sense we're
going out, we'd be pretty shit!

210
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,100
We are going out?

211
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,899
I don't... I means... I don't know...
I mean like...

212
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What? Because of all the massive
spring break weekends with you.

213
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- Yeah, because of that!
- It was 100 percent platonic.

214
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Just become invisible. Tried to keep
your animal desires under wraps.

215
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,200
Ooh... it'll be a tremendous struggle.

216
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,600
We were just this trained poodles
jumping through hoops.

217
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,861
High school is not intended to
challenge our intellect.

218
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It doesn't even prepared us
for anything real in life.

219
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I mean what? After 4 years of
poodle training we graduate,

220
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and if we're really lucky

221
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ours parents get to spend thousands
of dollars of 4 more years

222
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- of higher education...
- Hey... what's up, Lucy.

223
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,900
Hi!

224
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,899
Where have you been?
I never see you out or anything.

225
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:50,199
There's a party after
the game on Friday.

226
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,600
I don't go to parties.

227
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,800
You should definitely
start going to parties.

228
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,100
I'll text you the address.
See you there.

229
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,199
How can you go off
about poodle theory,

230
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,599
when you were just straight A 4.0.

231
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,599
How does Justin Haven
have your cell number?

232
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,400
I don't know.

233
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,699
I don't even know he knows my name.

234
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:13,699
I don't get a 4.0

235
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:16,899
- if I'm always be in something.
- Why?

236
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:20,999
- I need the power.
- That's very gangster of you.

237
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,100
We're doom.
You're too beautiful to be invisible.

238
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,500
Please don't say that!

239
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,699
Beautiful people are
shallow and self-absorbed.

240
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,900
And come on... they never grow up.

241
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,600
Aah geez... Kenny!

242
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,500
- So you're looking for a job?
- Maybe.

243
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,200
Don't you think you've a shot at
General Contractor?

244
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,700
Just taking a look at what's
out there.

245
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:06,000
- How was school?
- The same.

246
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,099
Our seminar thing was
about pride today.

247
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,400
Go figure!

248
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:17,000
You're gonna take pride in
you know... raising you.

249
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,999
I don't have much
credit that I can take

250
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,700
but I'm really proud of who you are.

251
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,599
What's the deal with hand jobs? How do
you know if you're doing the right...

252
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,700
Lucy, please. I'm sorry, okay!

253
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,300
Went to a party
Friday night with Kenny.

254
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,400
Well, that sounds like fun.

255
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,700
Probably not.

256
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,800
Don't you feel strong
parental avoidance based on one.

257
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,800
This is everything.

258
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,799
You know there are people who
actually lived back on high school

259
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,800
as being the best of their lives.

260
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,599
- I'm fine.
- Hey, I knew you'd come.

261
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,900
- Kenny, right?
- Hey ya, Timmo.

262
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,199
Man, I thought the catcher
was going to cry after

263
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,099
- he miffed the tag at me on home plate.
- I know!

264
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:34,699
- You were amazing.
- I did it all for you.

265
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,500
We drinking here or what?

266
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,699
- Rage!
- Rage?

267
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,300
To rage!

268
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,499
It's like I was saying when
Brad called me,

269
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,000
don't be sneaking off on
the sophomores, man.

270
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,200
To Lucy Diamond. The hottest
bitch on North Central High.

271
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:59,300
Hey, who you're calling a bitch?

272
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,400
She's adorable.

273
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,300
Make a hole. Vomit express!

274
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:11,900
- Kenny!
- He's fine.

275
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,100
He's fine. He just needs a little air.

276
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,799
- Hey!
- What?

277
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,600
Hey, you over delusional
sense of confidence.

278
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,500
Kenny!

279
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,900
Okay?

280
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,100
Can you please don't do that?

281
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:53,300
- I love you, Lucy. I do!
- Ooh Kenny... Kenny!

282
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,500
Kenny! You are not in love.
You're drunk.

283
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,200
Justin said that you're hot and
you love him now.

284
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:06,000
Justin is a meat-head. He is cute,
but dumb. He doesn't even get sarcasm.

285
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,600
- You know... you think he's cute.
- No. I don't think he's cute. Come on!

286
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:12,999
No, I don't think he's cute.
You are so heavy.

287
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,700
Don't step in that, yeah!

288
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,100
<i>Hello!</i>

289
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:54,900
Come here! There's my girl.
How're ya...

290
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,099
- Make me a muscle.
- Dad!

291
00:23:57,100 --> 00:24:01,600
No more sign. I wanna be a chef.

292
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:04,800
All done being daddy's
little lumberjack, huh?

293
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:10,099
- Welcome home.
- So... What's happened?

294
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:14,199
So... you left March 12 at
eight fifteen. Mom and I went

295
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,899
to the diner's. She got an omelet,
I had pancakes and they...

296
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,500
- Yeah... okay, then what?
- I drove home!

297
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,000
- You drove home?
- Yeah!

298
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:21,999
In town?

299
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,400
Well, mom told me to come straight
home, but I did go to the park.

300
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,799
Wait, mom let you drive alone?

301
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,599
Dad, I was... I was just trying
to impress Kenny.

302
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,040
And there was this other guy there
who made me kiss him, so...

303
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,100
What!?

304
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,999
Some bitch-tarded assholian

305
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,599
- made you kiss Kenny?
- No, dad!

306
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,899
Some skanky guy Scott and I had to.

307
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,199
He was going to beat up
Kenny if I didn't...

308
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,299
- Scott! Scott who?
- Dad, it was nothing.

309
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,200
It was just stupid
playground stuff and he...

310
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,300
Alright... okay! Where was
the person formerly known as

311
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,400
your mother when all this kissing
and driving was going on?

312
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,399
Dad! She was going to be late so

313
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,099
- I had to drop her off...
- Late? Late for what?

314
00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:53,499
- Good morning.
- Lainee... what the

315
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,700
hell is going on?

316
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:02,499
I don't know what I was
thinking, Chuck.

317
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,900
- I just...
- Mom, I told him about the job.

318
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,800
A job?

319
00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:15,699
<i>What do I need... Do you want
me to send more money?</i>

320
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,699
<i>Are you having trouble
paying the bills?</i>

321
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:19,999
<i>It's something to do, Chuck!</i>

322
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,699
<i>It's get really lonely.
What exactly do you</i>

323
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,199
<i>think I should be doing
when you're gone?</i>

324
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,599
<i>Pay attention to raising
your daughter.</i>

325
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,800
<i>I have been raising our daughter
by myself for 16 years.</i>

326
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,600
Kenny?

327
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,100
- Lucy.
- I'm freezing. Move over.

328
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,800
Sorry. I'm sorry.

329
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,100
Lucy!

330
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:11,700
- You know I love you, don't you?
- That was sex, Kenny. Not love.

331
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,700
- Lucy, I'm serious.
- I gotta go!

332
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:22,500
Hello? Lucy?

333
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,400
<i>Kenny?</i>

334
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,500
<b>PLANNED PARENTHOOD</b>

335
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,500
<i>Lucy! You have got company.</i>

336
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:58,799
There was a really bad famine
in the 3rd century.

337
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,900
These butcher, lured 3 little boys
into their shop,

338
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,500
murder them,
soaked them in a barrel of brim.

339
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,300
- It must have been a huge barrel.
- Why, chopped them up!

340
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,500
He's been selling them as ham.

341
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,400
Then Saint Nicholas,
brought the little boys back to life.

342
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,899
Saint Nicholas like Santa Claus,
Saint Nicholas?

343
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:19,899
Yeah, a lot of people don't
know that about.

344
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:25,199
I didn't. So what, they were like
little boy zombies or something?

345
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,401
Well, you really didn't believe
in Santa Elves, did you?

346
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,500
- No... no, you gotta...
- I guess not, yeah.

347
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,000
- Hi.
- Hey.

348
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,500
Hey, I thought we should
get a head start on our homework

349
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,800
so it's not hanging
over our head all weekends.

350
00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:44,700
- Yeah. There's cookies inside.
- Yeah.

351
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,499
So, there's a pill you can take
to keep from getting pregnant.

352
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:04,200
It's a emergency contraception plan B
pill. I got it at Planned Parenthood.

353
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,100
You went there?

354
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,299
So even in the spirit of Easter,

355
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,900
you're saying bringing
people back from the dead

356
00:31:11,901 --> 00:31:13,999
is not such a good thing.

357
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,199
Well, I mean if it's a
full on miracle with no

358
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,599
side effects like brain's damage,
or motor control,

359
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,199
then yeah... it's a good thing but

360
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,999
I think the grey area
of moralistically

361
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,200
is in the quality of life
after resuscitation.

362
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,999
Sure! I get to smell like pickles.

363
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,300
Right! See... that's no good,
you know.

364
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,600
- I got that!
- Homework.

365
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,899
- Hello!
<i>- Chuck, this is Libby.</i>

366
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:40,000
<i>Oh... hey, how're you doing?</i>

367
00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:48,500
It's best to take the pill
before 72 hours from this morning.

368
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,900
I already took it.

369
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:52,499
I'll tell what.
I've got a better idea.

370
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,500
Why don't you guys come
over here for brunch.

371
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,900
Yeah, Lucy always made
some mountain of food.

372
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,699
They're like brother and
sister already, so...

373
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:03,199
- you know, we're already like family.
<i>- Okay!</i>

374
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,999
- 11 o'clock on Sunday?
<i>- Alright.</i>

375
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,400
Fantastic! Alright, I'll see you then.

376
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:12,900
We're gonna have Easter brunch on
Sunday together. How great is that?

377
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,299
Did you know that I used to
babysit your mom?

378
00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:22,599
Of course she does.

379
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,999
Remember I told you
about the babysitter

380
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,800
- who puked in our Jack janitor?
- Ooh, I forgot all that!

381
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,699
- And what you did... didn't you...
- What?

382
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,199
Give Lainee's cousin the
teething to wear

383
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,800
that you found in her mother
underwear's drawer?

384
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:39,899
I was 14. I had no idea
why the women were

385
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:42,700
so upset and the men couldn't
stopped laughing.

386
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,399
It was a vibrator.

387
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,700
Yeah, I got there on my own.
Thank you.

388
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,999
So then Lucy, winds up
having to kiss this

389
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,199
shitdiculous kid Scott
something, Scott...

390
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,299
Booker.

391
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:01,099
Scott Booker.

392
00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:04,000
Scott Booker. Scott mix smell ass
Booker. Yes!

393
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:07,400
Apparently to save Kenny
from getting a beating.

394
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:10,200
See, that's completely unfair.

395
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:12,899
Hey, let's do that thing where
we all go round

396
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:13,899
and say what we're thankful for.

397
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:15,399
- All I'm saying what's unfair?
- At Thanksgiving...

398
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,399
Teenage boys have feelings too.
Did it occurred to you that

399
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,299
Scott or Kenny might have been
embarrassed or upset by what happened?

400
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,300
I'll start... I am thankful
to live in a country...

401
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,100
I can tell you all about teenage boys
and their penis-centric feeling.

402
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,200
...nonfiction novel and

403
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,399
- reality television.
- Ooh, that's such a

404
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,599
stupid over generalization.

405
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,000
I am thankful for the multi
Italiano cookbook which I got...

406
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,399
It's just as hard to be
a teenage boy as it is

407
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,600
to be a teenage girl.
Isn't that right, Kenny?

408
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:43,499
As a former pregnant teenager,
I'd say it's way tougher being a girl.

409
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:46,350
Lenny, I know you were
lost in your grief

410
00:33:46,351 --> 00:33:48,500
and your anger when your parents died.

411
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,799
And... and even Chuck dropped
out of High school.

412
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,200
Everyone said he'd a chance
of playing college ball.

413
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,400
I don't want Kenny to have to give up
his life like Chuck did.

414
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:03,700
Kenny has just as much at risk in a
sexual relationship as Lucy does.

415
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:08,100
What the F... ing shit?

416
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,599
I think the issue isn't so much
who has a more difficult time,

417
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,199
I think it's challenging for
all of us...

418
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,600
- Maybe you didn't know?
- No, I don't.

419
00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:17,299
I don't need you to tell me what
you think my daughter is doing...

420
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:18,400
Nothing is being taught...

421
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,899
And I don't have to
standby and pretend

422
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:21,599
that there's nothing I can
do about it.

423
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,099
The real issue is how do we
hold society more accountable?

424
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,800
That's enough!

425
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:34,700
Are you making accusing against
our daughter? How dare you?

426
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,900
And I didn't give up my life.
My family is my life.

427
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:49,999
You know in the eastern religions
they... they believe that our entire

428
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,200
life's were just an illusion and
none of this is actually real.

429
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:57,500
The Buddhists call it <i>samsara.</i>

430
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,500
Hey... hey!

431
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,100
Who's a good boy?

432
00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:12,000
- What a <i>samsara</i> Easter.
- You know I didn't tell her anything.

433
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,500
I know.

434
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:19,600
Our parents are never to be
within 500 yards of each other.

435
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:22,600
That's absolutely imperatives.

436
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,000
I don't want to have sex again.

437
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,100
It's not because of your mom
and my dad's.

438
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,600
- I just want to wait till we're older.
- Okay.

439
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:43,499
That's it? Okay?

440
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,100
Hello, <i>Chica.</i>

441
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:50,400
Do you know how long we've
been doing this?

442
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:55,200
Easter leftovers feast for the dogs?
Since we were 8.

443
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:58,700
Right and we have been friends
since we were six.

444
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:03,100
That's 10 years, Lucy. You know, most
marriages don't even last that long.

445
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,100
I just want us to last.

446
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,500
I thought guy's was supposed to have
a sexual thought every 30 seconds?

447
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,800
I didn't say I wouldn't
think about it.

448
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:29,600
- Hey! No alcohol.
- Agreed, but...

449
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:33,000
You realised this make us
like totally abnormal, right?

450
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:35,000
We could always take up smoking.

451
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:40,600
Yeah, or latexbondage.
I hear that's fun.

452
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,700
Scott?

453
00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:00,100
Hey, Lucy. Look what I went and found.

454
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,800
Here you go.

455
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,900
Scott.

456
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:12,899
I was raised in
Saint Bartholomew orphanage.

457
00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:15,599
And while I realised that
was a pretty strict

458
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,500
upbringing and a different time...

459
00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:22,700
We didn't force girl's to do
things back then.

460
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:24,800
Yes, sir!

461
00:37:24,801 --> 00:37:26,900
Dad, it wasn't even his idea.

462
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:29,200
Do you know what happened

463
00:37:29,201 --> 00:37:32,500
- to Saint Bartholomew?
- No, sir!

464
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:38,400
They took a knife and they
skinned his feet.

465
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,399
And he's alive. He's watching this
happened. Now, they just want

466
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,900
1 big piece of skin. So, you know...

467
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:51,800
They're taking their time.
One long slice at the leg...

468
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:58,300
and they carefully peeled the skin
away from the muscle.

469
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:02,800
Now, most people die when they reached
the mid-section but Bartholomew,

470
00:38:02,801 --> 00:38:04,900
is one of the apostles.

471
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,400
He's still alive, even after they
skinned his face off his skull.

472
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,699
Dad... come on! There is no really...

473
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:16,700
Your apology should be so sincere,
that it breaks my heart.

474
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,300
I'm sorry.

475
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:29,700
I'm sorry, Lucy. I really didn't
mean it. I really am sorry.

476
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:35,500
Real men treat women with respect.

477
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,300
- Say it.
- Real men treat women with respect.

478
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,700
Have a good Easter, Scott.

479
00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:50,900
Scott, I'm so...

480
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,400
- Scott was scared to dead.
- I just need him to apologizes to Lucy.

481
00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,699
- Well, you'll be lucky if his family
- Seeing he's out driving around...

482
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:01,100
doesn't pressed charges.

483
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,899
Oh please! You've your job now, right?

484
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,800
So somebody had to make
time for parenting.

485
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:07,800
You call that parenting?

486
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:10,000
What... I'm not enough
to get jealous about anymore,

487
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:12,000
you have to throw Lucy in too?

488
00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,099
Anything I need to be jealous about?
Who should I be jealous about?

489
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:19,500
Go cool off before you do
something really stupid.

490
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,900
Mom, are you okay?

491
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,000
Yeah, I'll be.

492
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,399
- Hello?
<i>- How's the hottest bitch</i>

493
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,999
<i>- of North Central High.</i>
- Would you stop calling me that.

494
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,599
- Boy troubles?
- This jerk won't leave me alone.

495
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,200
Get used to it.

496
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,800
Hey sweetie. I just called work,
they're short a couple of guys.

497
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,599
Can't even give this guy
some privacy.

498
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,900
Same old... same old.

499
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,599
What... you're leaving?

500
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,400
Yes, I just called work. They're short
of a couple of guys. I gotta go.

501
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:17,800
<i>Jesus... Chuck, you're lying.
You're lying right in my face.</i>

502
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,100
<i>Now I am the liar? I'm the one
that keeps us going, lady.</i>

503
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,000
<i>You think you make enough with your
little job to pay for all this?</i>

504
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:30,600
<i>I'm leaving because I've to work.
Somebody have to work...</i>

505
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:38,100
<i>You know what? Go, just go then.
Run away...</i>

506
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,000
How is the hottest bitch of
North Central High?

507
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:47,800
<i>Building self-esteem is one thing,
but maintaining a high level esteem</i>

508
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:50,000
<i>required you incorporate 629</i>

509
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:52,200
<i>into your life and make
them a habit for you.</i>

510
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,100
What a piece of shit!

511
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:02,500
- Hey.
- Hey.

512
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,199
<i>So you want to add a
little bit herbal and...</i>

513
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,399
<i>a little fresh paisley,
a little bit...</i>

514
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,600
<i>Kenny says we hit rock bottom
with the Easter freak feast.</i>

515
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:21,500
<i>I always picture rock bottom with way
more hard drugs and bad cooking.</i>

516
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,400
<i>So when these last 30 seconds is
when everything really great,</i>

517
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,200
<i>that can happen can,
but also when it could be a disaster.</i>

518
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:32,500
<i>And now it gets you in the right spot,
and then you take it to the plate.</i>

519
00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:39,300
Hey!

520
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,600
I got your text. What's going on?

521
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:47,900
- I'm okay! Just...
- Hey!

522
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:54,300
You don't actually seem that ok!

523
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Do you remember that morning
I came into your room?

524
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:10,400
Well, I think we can improve on
that memory.

525
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,100
What about our abstinence promise?

526
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,200
It will be like a do-over.

527
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,500
Do-overs don't count.

528
00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:55,300
- I've to go live with my dad.
- What?

529
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,500
They've changed my parenting plan.

530
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,700
Apparently my dad's really been
working his sobriety.

531
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:09,500
They can't make you move
clear across the state.

532
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,600
We're minors. They can make
me do anything they want.

533
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,199
We have to wait until the
school years over.

534
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,400
No, Lucy... power corrupts. And
parental power corrupts absolutely.

535
00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:29,600
Is it because of me, because of us?

536
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:35,300
- Probably.
- My God!

537
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:41,000
We are stupid.
We have ruined everything.

538
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:13,600
Hey!

539
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,300
Yo!

540
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:22,100
- Where's Kenny?
- I don't know.

541
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,500
Hey, you know what happen right there?

542
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:48,200
You! You have been right there.

543
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,900
That is something I never
needed to know.

544
00:45:56,700 --> 00:45:59,099
Your dad was the only man
I'd sex with until this year.

545
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:02,000
Mom, I... come on!

546
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:20,400
Where is Kenny? Where are you?

547
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:23,299
<i>Text to the masses, cutting classes...</i>

548
00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:25,899
<i>smacking them asses...</i>

549
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:31,100
Hello shawty! No, look... seriously.
There's a really great party tonight.

550
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,499
Everyone's gonna be there.

551
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,050
It's too bad I hate everyone
or else I'll be there too.

552
00:46:35,051 --> 00:46:37,099
You're weird, you know
but in a super hot way.

553
00:46:37,100 --> 00:46:40,900
You're clueless, you know
but in a dull and obvious way.

554
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,600
I see your future, Lucy Diamond.
You'll lighten up and you'll have fun.

555
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:51,199
In high school, I thought
I was going to be famous.

556
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,499
Famous for what?

557
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,500
I don't know. I just...
I still think I wasn't going

558
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,400
to end up so, so regular.

559
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:00,399
Boring.

560
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,900
My parents died in a car crash
when I was in high school, so...

561
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,500
- actually I like kinda stood out.
- Jesus!

562
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,399
And Chuck was an orphan
so I figured he was

563
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,899
the only person who
could understand me.

564
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:17,800
- He sort of rescued you?
- No, that was Lucy.

565
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:23,900
She forced me to fight my way
back to regular and boring.

566
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:27,500
Ooh, there's nothing about you
that's regular and were boring.

567
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:35,300
<i>He hasn't been in school all week.
He wouldn't just leave.</i>

568
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,800
- He's really not here, Lucy.
<i>- No, I'm coming over there.</i>

569
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:47,100
Justin said you want to ride
with us to the party.

570
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,600
I got this for you.
Seems like you weren't into beer.

571
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:10,000
- Saint Judah.
- Huh?

572
00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:13,100
Patron saint of lost causes.
Beaten to death

573
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,400
with a club and beheaded
1st century AD.

574
00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:19,100
Isn't that a Beatles song?

575
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:32,900
Nice car. Does it go fast?

576
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:49,799
High school hero can't dance? No!

577
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,880
Are you gonna rapped or are
you gonna dance? Come on!

578
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:54,000
I could dance. I could dance.

579
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,700
I think your girlfriend is kinda
jealous of us talking.

580
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,600
Jaime? No, me and her
broke-up a long time ago.

581
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,600
You don't think I'm good enough,
so I can't hang out with you guys?

582
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:17,900
- She's wrong about that.
- Yeah.

583
00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:23,300
- You're drunk.
- I know.

584
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,500
Come on.

585
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,699
Look, everyone staring at us now.

586
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,800
- Let them watch!
- Okay...

587
00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:55,000
Okay, you've got to give them a show.

588
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:14,600
Come on! I even have
my sweat-shirt on.

589
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:24,599
Come on... I can't move my arms.
Hey, stop!

590
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,100
Come on, cut it out. That's hurt...
cut it out.

591
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,000
That was awesome!

592
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,800
So the word, consensual
mean anything to you?

593
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,800
What did you think was
going to happen?

594
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,100
I need you... I need you to leave.

595
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:51,100
- Is everything okay?
- Does it actually looks like I'm okay?

596
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:38,000
Why do you smell like vomit?

597
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,800
How many possible answers can
there be to that question?

598
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:52,300
Kenny is gone.

599
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:58,700
- He didn't even say goodbye.
- Oh Lucy, honey. I'm so sorry.

600
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,900
Someone gave me
peppermint schnapps at the party.

601
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,500
Once I got sick on cinnamon schnapps.

602
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,400
And now I gargle a little every-time
I walked past a Cinnabon.

603
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,900
- Hey Mom...
- Yeah?

604
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:37,100
I puked inside my shirt.

605
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:03,700
It's been my experience,
parents usually

606
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,700
know more than you think they do.

607
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:06,900
My dad's away working.

608
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,401
It might helped both of you
if you let your mother know.

609
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,720
She thinks I'll ended up
just like her.

610
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:17,299
Evidences I collect today can
be held anonymously for 30 days.

611
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:21,100
You've that amount of time to decide
if you want to file a police report.

612
00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:26,500
There's a drug Truvada... it would
help prevent you from getting HIV.

613
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:30,400
Like AIDS... HIV?

614
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,899
It has to be taken for
3 weeks and the side-effects

615
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:35,100
are intense like a really bad flu.

616
00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:40,500
I'm a sophomore in high school.
I kissed a total of 3 boys.

617
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,700
The medication I would encouraged
you to consider given the situation.

618
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:57,800
Hey... hey! How are you?
I... I try to call you.

619
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,700
I've been really worried.

620
00:55:01,900 --> 00:55:03,600
Hey Lucy! Wait up.

621
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:10,399
I'm not Justin. I'm not like him,
Lucy. I didn't do anything.

622
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,999
No, you didn't do anything.
You didn't say anything.

623
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,600
You just let him think it was okay.

624
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:16,499
Yeah... I don't think he's
going to listen to anything.

625
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:18,600
Okay... well, congratulations
because you're so much

626
00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:20,700
the better person, it's impressive.

627
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,100
<i>Sorry, I left without saying goodbye.
In my bigger life,</i>

628
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,700
<i>I'm far way more mature than that.
Not such a detestable chicken shit.</i>

629
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,199
How are you feeling?

630
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,600
Like I'm covered in coals and
I wanna puked through my eyes.

631
00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:50,200
I can't believe you've the
flu on your birthday.

632
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,399
Yeah!

633
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:55,600
- Rotten luck, huh!
- Wanna open dad's first?

634
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:16,900
Wow, life-time achievement award
for worst present ever.

635
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,400
I think they're adorable.

636
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,900
- Is that from Kenny?
- Yeah.

637
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,600
Oh, these are pretty bottles.

638
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,000
It is olive oil.

639
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,000
Must be good stuff.

640
00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:51,700
It is really, really good.

641
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,899
Something smells great!

642
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:07,399
Oh... It's just chicken.

643
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,000
I didn't have time to plan it,
make it more elaborate.

644
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,500
Oh, I didn't know you were
fixing anything.

645
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,100
- It's my birthday!
- I'm so sorry. I... I...

646
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:25,500
I just thought that we would go out
together when you're feeling better.

647
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,999
You know,
I'll sit with you while you eat.

648
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,500
Hey mom! You don't have to.

649
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,699
- No, I'm gonna call and cancel this-
- Mom...

650
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:38,261
Honestly! That would just
make it worse.

651
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:43,000
I'm fine.

652
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,599
<i>So with this dish,
I recommend a delicate dry</i>

653
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,599
<i>white wine from the Pouilly
or from the Veneto</i>

654
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,900
<i>My favourite is Pinot Grigio,
riddled in with the greenness</i>

655
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,299
<i>in the hills of the eastern side
of the Fréville mountains.</i>

656
00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:04,900
<i>If I hadn't had sex with Kenny,
if I had been more strict with mom...</i>

657
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:09,500
<i>If I made it clear to Dad,
that we needed him here.</i>

658
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,799
<i>If I hadn't been such a
stupid drunken dumb-ass who</i>

659
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,000
<i>didn't even consider something
hideous could happen...</i>

660
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:21,000
<i>With just a little bit...
of toasted sliced almonds.</i>

661
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:47,600
<i>Hey, I got your postcard.</i>

662
00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:49,899
<i>Yeah, well, just because
I send you a postcard everyday</i>

663
00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:51,800
<i>doesn't mean I think
about you all the time.</i>

664
00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:56,400
<i>- That would be blatantly pathetic.
- Yeah... yeah, even for me.</i>

665
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,899
<i>I'd this dream where
we were at the Jungle gym.</i>

666
00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:03,820
<i>Wait, I'm confused.
I thought that was real life.</i>

667
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,200
<i>No, no... listen.</i>

668
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:09,099
<i>In a dream, we start at the Jungle
gym. We walked in opposite</i>

669
00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:11,599
<i>direction until we met on the
other side of the world.</i>

670
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,899
<i>And then I thank you for</i>

671
00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:15,500
<i>- always having my back.
- Yeah...</i>

672
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,300
<i>Shut up!</i>

673
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,999
<i>You know what we should do this
summer? There's an Italian class</i>

674
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,499
<i>at the library and it's free
and we could take it and...</i>

675
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:26,999
<i>It's just my dad had
already signed me up</i>

676
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,899
<i>for summer class as
it's a college year.</i>

677
00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:29,699
<i>That's stupid.</i>

678
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:31,099
<i>But there's a week right before</i>

679
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:32,299
<i>school start again and...</i>

680
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:35,899
<i>- What before school start?
- Well, it wasn't my idea, okay.</i>

681
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:37,899
<i>Kenny, you're kidding me?
You're telling me I'm not gonna</i>

682
00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:43,700
<i>- see you all summer. That's crazy!
- Lucy! Lucy... Lucy...</i>

683
00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:49,099
Hey! I...

684
00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:52,199
Okay, I imagined you think you're
being devoted and persistence

685
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,799
- but this is known as stalking.
- Okay, I promised I will

686
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:55,440
leave you alone.

687
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:57,899
Oh, so you're stalking me just to
promise to leave me alone this summer.

688
00:59:57,900 --> 01:00:00,399
Please just let me
say one thing, okay.

689
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,599
I've been doing a lot
of thinking lately...

690
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,799
Oh, that's too late to start thinking.
Just stick to

691
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,700
mindlessly following
your peer's group.

692
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:13,500
- That peer group thing...
- Yo... incoming!

693
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:17,599
Artful move there, dude.

694
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,199
<i>Oh, so it's going
to be like that, huh.</i>

695
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,099
<i>- Alright!</i>
- I feel like I need to make

696
01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:23,100
amends for my part in that.

697
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,800
Always picking on my rebounds,
huh... Timmy boy.

698
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:36,000
Damn. Pretty step-up, Tim.

699
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,900
<i>- Justin, you just got ditch!
- Excuse me...</i>

700
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:43,299
Hey, I'm going fishing. Do you think
you might want to come along?

701
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:46,600
I've only just stop thinking
of you as an heinous ass-hole.

702
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,099
Okay, it's just fishing.
It's to celebrate

703
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:50,800
the end of the school year. And to

704
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:55,500
show you I'm not a heinous ass-hole.
It doesn't mean anything.

705
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,500
Okay, maybe!

706
01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:07,799
Well, you know when Mario Batali
was our age, he was living in Spain.

707
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,240
I live in a region that's famous
for it's chicken fried steak.

708
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,400
<i>I'm so far behind in my life.</i>

709
01:01:16,300 --> 01:01:19,699
You know I read that women who
have had more than one sexual

710
01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:22,600
partners are later more contended
<i>in their marriages.</i>

711
01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:28,000
Wow, that's statistically really
romantic of you, Mr. Idle Leftfield.

712
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,299
You know if you ever do decide
to hook up with someone else,

713
01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:34,800
just don't tell me about it, okay.
I mean... I...

714
01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:39,700
I have a really visual imagination. I
don't need those pictures in my head.

715
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,299
You're telling me,
you want me to lie to you?

716
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:45,700
<i>Yes,</i> please lied your ass off.
Just be convincing.

717
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:53,300
I should warn ya.
I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.

718
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,999
Like to wear tighty whitties and
listen to Bob Seger and ZZ Top.

719
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,799
No... I mean, I believe in going slow.

720
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,600
- You mean with sex?
- Yeah.

721
01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:07,599
You know I just think... you know...

722
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,899
Real intimacy is physical
and emotional, right.

723
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:15,599
I just... I feel like I need to
really know someone before we can...

724
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,900
Kiss?

725
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,100
No, kissing would be ok.

726
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:25,200
Not the full on horizontal <i>Bob</i>?

727
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,400
And now you're making fun of me

728
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:29,200
- No, no, no, I'm serious.
- No, no... you're making fun of me.

729
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:32,900
You have no idea how cool
I think that is.

730
01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:36,200
It's cool.

731
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,300
I get all the love songs now, doesn't
used to make sense to me before.

732
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,700
He's married, isn't he?

733
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,600
Why do you say things like that?

734
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:53,100
I hate that you're right all the time.

735
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,800
I'm a complete pessimist so
the odds are always with me.

736
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:03,000
Why do people stay together?
In bad relationships I mean.

737
01:03:05,700 --> 01:03:09,200
They eat so much shit for so long,

738
01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:12,900
they don't even recognize
the taste of it after a while.

739
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:19,000
You think I've been eating shit,
don't you?

740
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:03,900
- Lucy, wait!
- It's okay. I would like to.

741
01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:07,700
Do they have to be oyster mushrooms?

742
01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:10,300
How do you tell which ones
is the oyster mushrooms?

743
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:14,300
Like a lightish-brown,
kind of fan shaped.

744
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:15,900
Stop.

745
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,200
Wait, I'm gonna ask somebody.

746
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,500
Never mind, I'll be home
in a little bit.

747
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,000
Shit, shit! Quickly, quickly!

748
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,600
Hey, kiddo!

749
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,500
Quickly put your jeans on!

750
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,900
Hello... hello?

751
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,900
Anyone here?

752
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,100
Lucy?

753
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,800
- Hello?
- Bob?

754
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:44,700
Hey! I'm with the family now.

755
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,900
Is that your estranged wife that you
have your arm around right now?

756
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,900
<i>The one you can't stand to touch?</i>

757
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,800
- Please, please, please please...
- Lainee?

758
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,000
Jeff? Is that... is that you?

759
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:13,299
Just because we didn't have sex
does not mean you weren't cheating.

760
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:16,700
<i>You should know that, you're being</i>
unfaithful to everyone around you.

761
01:06:16,701 --> 01:06:18,300
Lainee!

762
01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:22,700
Dad, it's just me.

763
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,100
Lucy...

764
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:27,399
I'm coming over there
if you keep this up.

765
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,600
Look... don't! I'll just...,
let me go to the...

766
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:34,699
Mr. Diamond... I'm Tim, I'm sorry that
we had to meet this way

767
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:36,400
Just one second.

768
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:46,100
Tim, Tim... will you please stop it!

769
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:53,600
Daddy!

770
01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:57,100
- Don't make a scene.
- No, you make a scene! This is entirely

771
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,200
and completely your old-fashioned
guy kind of scene!

772
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,050
Hey, sweet-sweetie,
look I got you these.

773
01:07:06,051 --> 01:07:09,000
Why don't you go put that in the...
in the car with Mummy, huh.

774
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,299
We love each other.
We're going to get married.

775
01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:15,300
No, we do not. We're not... just go!

776
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:24,700
Daddy... daddy, are you okay?

777
01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:52,500
And Saint Agathe was forced into a
brothel, but no man... could... enter.

778
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,600
Those who even dare to touch
her got sick and die.

779
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,200
She was thrown into the
prison and tortured.

780
01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:04,600
Her breasts were crushed
and then cut-off.

781
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:08,400
She was forced to roll in hot coals.

782
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:13,600
But through-out it all,
she refused to give up her virginity.

783
01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:24,499
So, I should wanna be
tortured and mutilated

784
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:28,300
rather than have sex with
a guy I really liked?

785
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,300
Is that the moral to the story?

786
01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:33,501
This is not the person I want
you to be, Lucy.

787
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,099
What do you want me to be?
You want me to be like mom who

788
01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:38,700
as it happen, you got pregnant
when we were both exactly my age.

789
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:42,900
Your mother and I gave up everything.
We got married to have you.

790
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,399
What? How about if I'm a self-center
immature controlling high school

791
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,799
drop-out who uses every
excuse not to be with my family?

792
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,900
Is that the person you want me to be?

793
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,700
You're such an awesome
role model, dad.

794
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,099
You know we need to showing up every

795
01:09:12,100 --> 01:09:14,100
3 months to provide
your moral guidance.

796
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:17,600
I got it. I got it!

797
01:10:01,700 --> 01:10:04,100
We could get a restraining order.

798
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,099
Why? He'll just come back in

799
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:08,100
a few months and everything
will be the same.

800
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,900
I don't want that!

801
01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:19,900
- Are you and dad over, then?
- We were over a long, long time ago.

802
01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:27,400
I wish my parents were still alive.

803
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,900
Do you miss them?

804
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:34,700
Yeah, but I missed them all for you.

805
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:40,300
- I wish you had them.
- Grandparents would be kind of cool.

806
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,900
I came from a good family, you know.

807
01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:48,400
And any mess I have made of my life,
I'd no one to blame but myself.

808
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:58,800
There's no one I want to talk to...
Except Kenny and you.

809
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,700
- Hello.
<i>- Lainee, is that you?</i>

810
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,500
- Ron?
<i>- It's me.</i>

811
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:15,500
- Oh, my God!
<i>- I know, right...</i>

812
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,900
<i>- I just thought that I...</i>
- Ron...

813
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,200
- Where are you?
<i>- Well, actually I'm...</i>

814
01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:22,800
You know it's been years
and years and years.

815
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,700
- Well, I know I did.
<i>- So I tried to...</i>

816
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,500
This is not the person I want
you to be.

817
01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:40,200
Mom!

818
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:44,600
- Did dad ever try to find his parents?
- What?

819
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:47,599
I thought maybe that's why
he was gone all the times.

820
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:51,099
- Hey, you know what I was thinking?
- No, almost never.

821
01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:54,300
We get a way for awhile.
We take a little road trip.

822
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,999
Ron was saying that his parents
owned a restaurant in Fairview.

823
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,099
Ron?

824
01:11:58,100 --> 01:12:01,599
As in your high school boyfriend, Ron?

825
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:03,899
Well, we could have dinner with Ron.

826
01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:06,899
And then just you and me,
we could stayed for a few days.

827
01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:10,800
- Why would we do that?
- Because we never do anything.

828
01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:15,400
We deserve something fun. And 'cause,
it's got... you know all that

829
01:12:15,401 --> 01:12:18,500
nature and beauty stuff going on.

830
01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:22,800
- I guess...
- Okay, great!

831
01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:26,900
We go packed if we're gonna go.
We should hit the road.

832
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,199
Ron parents owned
"The Two Sister's Cafe"?

833
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,500
- You've heard of it?
- You haven't heard of it?

834
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,699
Ron been helping his dad
past few weeks.

835
01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:17,799
He's supposed to leave
this morning but

836
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:20,700
he said he'll wait for
us if we came up.

837
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,400
Are you done?

838
01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:46,600
Hi, Lainee.

839
01:13:54,900 --> 01:13:58,800
- This is Lucy.
- Oh... hi!

840
01:14:58,100 --> 01:14:59,900
Stop staring.

841
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:06,700
- I like him.
- Yeah, me too.

842
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:10,400
- He's kind of like your Kenny.
- Yeah, maybe.

843
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:17,599
Ron owns a restaurant on a beach.
It's like a really high-end place.

844
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,399
- What beach?
- Puerto Vallarta.

845
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:22,500
The Puerto Vallarta that's in Mexico?

846
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:29,100
- He likes us to come down there.
- Like a vacation?

847
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,599
Ron really, really likes you, Lucy.
You could work

848
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,999
at a professional kitchen.
We could learn to speak Spanish.

849
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,499
It's the kind of vacation
where I get a job?

850
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:42,299
He needs to leave tonight. It would
take a couple of days

851
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,900
to get down there but we could all get
to know each other better in the car.

852
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,999
You realized that's insane, right?

853
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,700
Right, that's probably
part of the appeal.

854
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,699
Remember when you told me
that you and dad were done?

855
01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:56,799
Oh actually no, wait.
That's was today!

856
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:57,300
No... no!

857
01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:00,499
This is not about me and your dad.

858
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:02,499
No, so what's this about?
Because it's not about

859
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:04,500
me working in a professional kitchen.

860
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:07,399
- It'll be fun.
- Mom, stop! We're not doing this.

861
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,099
You're not the one who decides.
I'm the mom and you're the kid.

862
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:11,300
Based on what?

863
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,199
Your great sense of
responsibilities or

864
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,999
your amazing problem solving skills?

865
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,399
You want us to move
to Puerto Vallarta with

866
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:18,299
some stranger from what, God knows...

867
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,900
No! He's not a stranger!

868
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:24,199
Lucy, please!
I have to know, I have to do this!

869
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,799
Have to know what?
How awesome your life

870
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:27,900
would've been if I hadn't been born?

871
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:33,400
God, no! No, Lucy, you're the only
thing that's turned out right.

872
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:37,700
You're... everything!

873
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:46,100
I just... I just can't do it anymore.

874
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:50,400
Can't do what? Be my mom?

875
01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:53,600
I just...

876
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:58,600
...feel like I'm... like I'm dying.

877
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,800
I...

878
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:09,000
I need something.
I need... something else.

879
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:15,600
I need to... belong.

880
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,800
I need to find something.

881
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,800
Okay, mom.

882
01:17:31,100 --> 01:17:34,400
If you need to go... go.

883
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:44,199
- I can't go without you.
- I'm 16. I'm not pregnant.

884
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,400
I'm not getting married.

885
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,999
Who can take better
care of me than me?

886
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,800
No, Lucy, I...

887
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:55,899
You're gonna make me run
away to Mexico

888
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:59,200
with you and your
high school boyfriend? No!

889
01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:02,800
You go.

890
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:16,000
I... I can maybe go for two weeks.

891
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:20,100
I'll take it.

892
01:18:20,300 --> 01:18:23,700
- I'll give you the ATM card.
- Okay.

893
01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:29,800
- Okay, two weeks.
- Okay.

894
01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:38,999
<i>Jean Paul Satre said we experience
sense of being abandon</i>

895
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,899
<i>when we realize there is no God.</i>

896
01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:45,400
<i>- Or in this case parents to guide us.</i>
- I love you.

897
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,799
But it forces us to
take absolute responsibility

898
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,300
for our actions and choices.

899
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:54,300
I think I'm responsible.

900
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:59,200
You're the most responsible
person that I know.

901
01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:03,400
- Well, you don't know that many people.
- Still, I know a lots of people.

902
01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:10,600
- Did you hear me before?
- I did.

903
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,200
Thanks for having my back.

904
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,100
Always have.

905
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,700
<i>Always will.</i>

906
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:39,500
Please don't hate me for this.
I'll call you everyday.

907
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,799
My dad will be back in an hour, so...

908
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:54,481
- So I'm sure you would have to meet..
- Yeah, I'll be back in here.

909
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,600
Hi, I'm Lucy Diamond.

910
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:08,500
My name is Gerald.

911
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:11,700
My mom's the one who ran
away to Mexico with your son.

912
01:24:12,700 --> 01:24:15,800
Yeah, that kind of circle
back around, didn't it?

913
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,900
- Are you hungry?
- What are we serving?

914
01:24:22,300 --> 01:24:26,600
Eggs in hell. Oh, no offense,
it's just custom sauce.

915
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:28,600
None taken.

916
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,099
Actually saw this place
on the food network.

917
01:24:43,100 --> 01:24:44,600
- Really?
- Yeah.

918
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:50,300
Well, we do okay for a food cafe
stuck out in the middle of nowhere.

919
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:10,200
Nicely done. The Jalapeño doesn't
overpower the other flavours.

920
01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:14,800
This is like a... plate of
home-cooked Americana.

921
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:18,400
Cool.

922
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:24,800
You know, if you like this,
I make a mean risotto.

923
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:26,321
- Oh, I love risotto.
- Yeah.

924
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:27,800
It's comfort food.

925
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,499
<i>Here's how I think my
bigger life will look.</i>

926
01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:36,100
<i>My parents split up.</i>

927
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:39,200
<i>I graduated from the
culinary institute.</i>

928
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:44,600
<i>Kenny gets a PhD in something brainy
and world changing.</i>

929
01:25:44,700 --> 01:25:46,999
<i>Later I publish
a best-selling cookbook</i>

930
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:50,100
<i>based on the recipes
from my restaurant.</i>

931
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:53,200
<i>Mario Batali writes the introduction.</i>

932
01:25:54,900 --> 01:26:00,000
<i>Hey, if memory is malleable,
then the future is too, right?</i>

