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<i>My guest
today has been called</i>

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<i>2002's most promising
first time author,</i>

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<i>with his debut book
flying off the shelves.</i>

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<i>- Jack Spencer, welcome to our program.
- -It's great to be here.</i>

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<i>Best-selling author Jack
Spencer took five years</i>

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<i>to publish
the follow-up to his debut.</i>

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<i>Critics
seem to be on the same page.</i>

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<i>His overdue sophomore effort</i>

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<i>is exactly that, sophomoric.</i>

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<i>In the "what happened to that
guy bin," author Jack Spencer...</i>

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<i>finally released a new book
today, entitled the rhythm wind.</i>

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<i>In the la weekly review of the
book, bostra botten wrote...</i>

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<i>the only thing that's clear
is his desire</i>

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<i>to land in
the one-hit wonder aisle.</i>

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Daddy!

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Hey, munchkins!

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Gimme a kiss,
mwah, mwah!

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Hey, where've you been?

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Oh, I had to
pack up my office early.

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The start-up wanted in Monday,

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so, I'll be writing
on our couch now.

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I'm sorry, uh,

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but can you pretend I'm a call
from your agent next time?

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Hmm, an
agent calling me?

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Now, my cartwheels!

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Ok, I got this,
I got this, here we go.

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Go for it.

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Do you guys have to leave?

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Oh, it's just for
five days, sweetie.

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Oh, that was a good one!

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Oh, yeah!

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Uncle Brad says
that if you don't

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get your act together soon,
we should pack up with mommy

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- and live with him when you lose our house.
- Is that true?

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No, no, we're just going
on a grown-up vacation

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to enjoy each other.

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We used to do it all the time.

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Why did you stop?

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Uh, because
we couldn't bear

40
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to be away from you two!

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Jack?

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Uncle Brad!

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Ladies!

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Hey, aunt Erica!

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Did you tell the girls...

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look, Jack, you guys are
gonna love this place, trust me.

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- I wouldn't trust you...
uncle Brad!

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Uncle Brad!

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Our flight leaves
in two hours.

50
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Can I just pack
your bag for you?

51
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Sure.

52
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How could your brother say
that in front of the girls?

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His crib
had lead paint.

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Who does that?

55
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Can we please start this
trip with a clean slate?

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Ok.

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Sorry.

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Life moves pretty fast,
if you don't stop

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and look around once in
a while, you could miss it.

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<i>Breakfast club?</i>

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Ooh, close, same director,
a year later.

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<i>Uh, Ferris Bueller's day off.</i>

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Ding-ding-ding,
ok, your turn.

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Oh, um...

65
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My turn.

66
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This is amazing!

67
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Yeah, amazing.

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Come on, silly boy.

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I just wish
we brought the girls.

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That would
defeat the purpose.

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Yeah, right, we
need alone time in the wild

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to rekindle our marriage.

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You agreed to this.

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I know you're gonna graze

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in the organic garden and wear
wild flowers in your hair,

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but what do you
expect me to do here?

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- Relax, roast s'mores.
- -Good times.

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A little dancing,
a little night life.

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<i>Weird science.</i>

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Correct.

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Unbelievable!

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Did you know
there were animals?

83
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Are we responsible for them?

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Relax, honey, it's all part
of this thing called nature.

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Oh, nature, interesting.

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Let's see, I don't
know what that is.

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What is nature?

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Well, cell service cut
out about 30 minutes ago,

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so welcome back to
the 20th century!

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Are you kidding me?

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What if the girls need us?

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They're fine,
they're with family.

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What did our parents
do when they got away?

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They would throw Martinis at
each other from across the room.

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- Come on!
- -No, no, no, no, no.

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- Come on!
- Be careful, how old is this barn?

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Oh, the view
is amazing up here!

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- I'm sure it is.
- Oh, it's like a lookout tower, come on up!

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No way.

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A two-story barn doesn't qualify
for your fear of heights.

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Ok.

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Hey, there's
a wasp's nest!

103
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Well, it says there's
peppermint chili

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wasp repellent in the shed.

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Does that work?

106
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Only in the
eco-magical places!

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The food outside
is for the alpacas,

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and the carrots are
for donkey and yoti.

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don quixote, don't you
think they were trying

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a little hard with the vinyl
and the typewriter, ugh!

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Mm, oh!

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Break it down!

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You know that was designed
to blind intruders, right?

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What,
you mean the boogey man?

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Yeah, look,
I got one, too.

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- What is that?
- A bug zapper!

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Ooh, you can dance
with that, you know?

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Yes!

119
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Death!

120
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Well, enjoy killing your bugs.

121
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I'll feed the donkeys.

122
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Can I come and hang with you?

123
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Oh.

124
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Oh, gosh!

125
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Amanda, ok, ok, ok.

126
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Hey, shorty, yeah!

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Ah, oh god!

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Oh god!

129
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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Come meet my friends.

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- What happened?
- Oh, just enjoying nature in a sustainable way.

132
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Tasty, local, natural.

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- Ok.
- Look at this guy!

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Eww!

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I'm going back to the barn.

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See ya!

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Hey, look at me,
I'm the ass whisperer!

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Ah!

139
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Ooh, ooh, so loud!

140
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You're so rude!

141
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You're adorable.

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I'm takin' a look
inside this shed.

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Be careful!

144
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Oh, there it is.

145
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Jeez, jumpy much?

146
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Well, I am in a shed

147
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in the middle of Texas
with a chainsaw!

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I don't think you
can be massacred,

149
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all the tools look green.

150
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Yeah, it doesn't
chop the trees down,

151
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- it just hugs 'em.
- Mm-hmm.

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Everything's gonna be all right.

153
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I just want things to
start going my way again.

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You have two beautiful daughters
and me going your way,

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so I don't know
what else you want.

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I don't know,
organic shed sex?

157
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Are you serious?

158
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No, I was joking, but...

159
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But, wait, wait, wait,
are you serious?

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I did... I love the idea
of organic shed sex!

161
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What?

162
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I'm just waiting for
Michael Myers to jump out.

163
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Kill!

164
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You mean Jason, Jason
was the one at the camp.

165
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Michael Myers
is from the 'burbs.

166
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Well, that's comforting.

167
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Did you ever think we'd be here?

168
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Alone on a farm?

169
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What I'm saying is
for us to come out here

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while our friends
and family back home

171
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are praying that we make a 180,

172
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hoping that it's not too late.

173
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It was my idea for me and
the girls to move in with Brad.

174
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What?

175
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I mean, it's not a done deal,

176
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it's just a back-up plan
in case.

177
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In case I don't magically
change under the stars at night.

178
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You know, I am trying.

179
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Trying what?

180
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Just leave it be, you don't
need to lock it out here.

181
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I need to lock it.

182
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I can't believe you
got my wedding pajamas out!

183
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I haven't seen
these since Aspen.

184
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Mm, it's a vacation.

185
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You're not trying to poison me
with iocane powder are you?

186
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Inconceivable!

187
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Oh!

188
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Throwback Thursday!

189
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That's...

190
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This is it.

191
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We used to go up
on my mom's roof,

192
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and we'd bring out speakers,

193
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and we'd listen to kroq,
volume full blast.

194
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On the roof?

195
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Yes, absolutely!

196
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We'd stay up there for hours.

197
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We'd listen to
Richard blade,

198
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and he'd play the smiths
and tears for fears.

199
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Depeche mode.

200
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Yeah, but we were
more into new order

201
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- because you had to pick a side.
- Oh.

202
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You couldn't like both.

203
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:08,727
Mike wanted to be a drummer,
Dave, a professional surfer,

204
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and I wanted to
be a great writer.

205
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Mm.

206
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:22,207
I used to wanna play so badly,
and I did play so badly.

207
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- Sing me a song.
- I can't sing.

208
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:35,420
Mm, come on, it can't be
something from the '80s.

209
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No to the way.

210
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You sang
for me at our wedding.

211
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I was drunk.

212
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,439
Ok, so, um...

213
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You were on your rooftop
new wave club.

214
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:03,348
I just wanna go back
and tell that kid,

215
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:08,419
"hey, go to business school,
study software."

216
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,523
"Just learn how
to build an app."

217
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,094
And break up with Julie cook,

218
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'cause you're gonna meet
this hot girl in college.

219
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That's right, and then you'll
have to dump that hot girl,

220
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because you're gonna
meet your wife.

221
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That's not... thanks!

222
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,907
What, that's me being funny!

223
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,575
That's not funny.

224
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- It's not?
- Mm-mm.

225
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You should take the teaching
job, I mean, just for a season.

226
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:41,386
I know it's not a lotta money, but
you could cover the girls' tuition.

227
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I think that you
would have a lot

228
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,395
of great things to
say to the students.

229
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,132
Yeah, like, "quit now",

230
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:57,569
before all your
dreams are crushed."

231
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This changes my whole
position on gun control.

232
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,421
Why?

233
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:20,024
Because living out here,
you'd have to be packing.

234
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,428
I mean, rattlesnakes
and wild hogs,

235
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,463
insane asylum escapees.

236
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,900
I don't think we're
anywhere near any asylums

237
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or madhouses or
Indian burial grounds,

238
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:40,078
though I bet there's a
prison somewhere nearby.

239
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,147
You had to say that.

240
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,657
Did you hear that?

241
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,628
- Yes.
- Yes?

242
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,427
- Who are you?
- Who are you?

243
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,397
- We rented this place.
- So did we!

244
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,631
Are you ok?

245
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,700
Nate must've double-booked us.

246
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,469
- Nate?
- He owns this place.

247
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,972
Yeah, he rented it to us.

248
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,473
Well, he rented it to us, too.

249
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,574
Hey, hey!

250
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,943
Oh my god!

251
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:48,947
- Stop!
- Ok, are you cool?

252
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,082
Let's sleep on it and we'll
figure it out in the morning.

253
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,350
- Yeah.
- The morning?

254
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,218
Dude, you
seriously injured me.

255
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,153
He's hurt.

256
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,587
Yeah, my head hurts.

257
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,257
I'm sure you could
sleep in the airstream.

258
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,492
Yeah, or, or the yurt,
it's a tent...

259
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,528
we know what a yurt is.

260
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,330
Yeah, I gotta lay down.

261
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,999
Yeah, we can just crash here.

262
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,734
We won't bother
you guys back there.

263
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,636
Ok babe, come sit down.

264
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,173
- He's a maniac.
- I know, it's ok, it's ok.

265
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,175
There you go, it's ok.

266
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,344
- Ok?
- -I can't believe they did that to you!

267
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,412
I'll make you feel
better, I promise...

268
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,681
- you'll make me
feel better?

269
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,259
Why's the trailer shaking?

270
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,262
Good thing for them
you don't have the gun.

271
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:46,104
Oh, god!

272
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,463
What's that smell?

273
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,669
Oh.

274
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,804
Hey!

275
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,773
Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey!

276
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:22,774
Coffee?

277
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:26,110
Uh... thank you.

278
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,780
Mm-hmm, here you go.

279
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,449
Do you have any cream or...

280
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,518
it doesn't need it.

281
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,622
This is a finca herbazu,
it's a shade-grown pacamara.

282
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,058
- Ooh.
- Yeah, you guys are gonna dig it.

283
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,060
It's got a primary note
of exotic fruits,

284
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,263
little suggestion of
maple syrup and praline.

285
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,664
Please?

286
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,300
Oh, ok.

287
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,335
You guys
are going to love it!

288
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,104
So tasty!

289
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:57,642
I call this eggs bacondict.

290
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,578
Uh, I don't do bacon.

291
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,814
Mm, health or ethics?

292
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,782
Pet.

293
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,251
Pet, you, you got a pet pig?

294
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,653
Oh, I want one!

295
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,655
You grew up on a farm?

296
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,091
Condo, actually.

297
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,326
I wanted
a German Shepherd,

298
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:21,499
my mom wanted a hypoallergenic
pet, so I got wilbur.

299
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,733
Yep, say no more.

300
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:27,538
You know what,
here, I got an idea.

301
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:31,509
Let's just take and put
this on my plate, no bacon.

302
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,580
Here ya go, a killer
abealicious Kale smoothie.

303
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,883
Uh, yeah, um.

304
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,420
I'm not vegetarian,
I just don't eat pork.

305
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,289
Hmm, thank you.

306
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,564
So, where you guys from,
lemme guess, the oc.

307
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:57,502
The bay area.

308
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:01,205
Oh, my god,
I love the bay area!

309
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:04,675
It's got, uh, blue bottle,
tacolicious.

310
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,278
Abe knows all
the coolest spots.

311
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,580
He's a programmer with
over 1000 followers.

312
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,783
His feed was featured last
summer, that's how we met.

313
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,823
So what brings you guys here?

314
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,759
Extended honeymoon,
leading up to the reception.

315
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:27,832
- Yeah, it's elope now, party later, right, baby?
- It's the new rage.

316
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,301
What about you cats,
how long you guys been married?

317
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,602
14 years.

318
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,305
15 years.

319
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,808
Wow, congratulations, that's...

320
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,678
- a long time!
- It's a long time, yeah, wow.

321
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,714
- It's awesome.
- That's great.

322
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,583
Mm.

323
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,519
So is this, like, an
anniversary thing for you guys?

324
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,490
No, no, it's a
private retreat.

325
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,527
That was a little harsh.

326
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,530
We made you breakfast.

327
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,633
We made you smoothies.

328
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:06,571
You know, and juice, coffee.

329
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:10,208
I don't appreciate that, and
I think that's really mean.

330
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,843
- We could take the yurt.
- No, wh...

331
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,214
really, oh, that is so ni...
oh my goodness.

332
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,381
Thank you guys so much!

333
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,749
That's so nice of you!

334
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,352
That's so
amazing, oh my gosh!

335
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:25,489
- Oh, my god!
- -Oh, my gosh!

336
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:28,993
Besides, you guys look
totally made for glamping.

337
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,229
Y'know, glam camping!

338
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,831
Glamping, is that,
like, a thing?

339
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,366
Totally.

340
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,834
We keep doing that!

341
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,502
It's too much, stop!

342
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,004
I don't wanna stop.

343
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,306
It... it's settled then.

344
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,709
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

345
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:48,279
Well, I'm gonna get you some
milk then for your coffee.

346
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,281
It doesn't need it.

347
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,853
He just misses wilbur.

348
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,756
That's some pig.

349
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,584
Naughty!

350
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,987
Oh!

351
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,859
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

352
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,762
- Freeze!
- You coulda killed me!

353
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,665
Are you a native, originating
or occurring naturally

354
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,567
in the wilds of Texas?

355
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,603
No, I'm Jack from California.

356
00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,072
Hands up!

357
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:22,773
Ok, easy, boy scout!

358
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,442
I'm not a scout,

359
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:27,845
I'm a seventh-year
baron academy Griffin.

360
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,880
Are you alone out here,
don't you have a parent

361
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,416
or the buddy system?

362
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:33,551
Even talking with you puts me

363
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,586
in jeopardy of badge debarment.

364
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:38,422
Ok, well, then,
I'll just leave now, ok?

365
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:41,926
- It's too late for that.
- What?

366
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,628
So we met up at the
gathering in Portland,

367
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:47,098
and three months
later, we're hitched!

368
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,599
That's wild.

369
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,634
They always say, when
you know, you know!

370
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:51,869
I guess.

371
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:01,045
- Here he is!
- Who?

372
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,813
Nate cortes.

373
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:06,684
The owner, how do
you know what he looks like?

374
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:12,390
Hey, welcome to green acres.

375
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,393
The welcome is, is all mine!

376
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,129
I, welcome to green acres!

377
00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:22,500
I, I didn't know you
were gonna be here, well,

378
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,970
welcome home, it's,
sorry, it's,

379
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,706
it's so nice, nice to meet you.

380
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,875
I just wanted to say that I, um,

381
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,677
I do my best to be green
and I love everything

382
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,579
eco-friendly that
you've done here.

383
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,549
Yeah, you must be Amanda.

384
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:43,587
Yeah, why, yes,
I think I am.

385
00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:46,457
And Jamie?

386
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,926
- Yeah.
- So how's the yurt?

387
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:52,663
Yes, um, they actually
wanted the yurt,

388
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,766
so we're cool in the spartan.

389
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,869
We'll, um, we'll, we'll
take the yurt tonight,

390
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:02,139
and maybe just a discount
for the difference.

391
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,008
Nah, I'll do you one better.

392
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,644
A night free, on the house.

393
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:10,714
Thank you, but my kids, so.

394
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,984
We would be open
to staying longer.

395
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,152
Possibly.

396
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:21,025
So, uh, you all
like a tour of the land?

397
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:22,726
Yes.

398
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,677
Bowhunting badge, knot badge,

399
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:50,180
shelter badge, should get
my fire badge tonight,

400
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:52,182
all in two moons, no help.

401
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,885
We teach ourselves,
the students are in charge.

402
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,888
Kill the pig, spill his blood!

403
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:01,792
Ironically, my last task
is to capture a wild hog.

404
00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,060
You're kidding me.

405
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,995
Nope, have
to trap it alive.

406
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:09,133
- All by yourself?
- Yeah, no help, no teachers, no homework.

407
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:13,037
- Wow.
- Our academy is like the best of socrates,

408
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:15,005
boy scouts, and
Google put together.

409
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,641
Well, that's quite a mash-up.

410
00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:19,109
Do you have kids in school?

411
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:21,312
Yeah, two, here.

412
00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:23,180
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

413
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:26,250
Whoa, no, no, no,
pictures,

414
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:30,287
just my phone, here.
Here.

415
00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:35,092
Yeah, look at their pictures.

416
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:38,796
<i>- Molly and Caroline.
- Uncle Brad says that if...</i>

417
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,265
No, no, no, no, not that one.
Not that one.

418
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,800
<i>pack up with
mommy and live with him</i>

419
00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:43,934
<i>when you lose our house.</i>

420
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,770
Ok, that's enough.

421
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:47,905
Thanks.

422
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,242
They're cute.

423
00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:54,912
Yeah, one of their many
outstanding qualities.

424
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,819
You in the shit?

425
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:05,122
Yeah, deep, just
tryin' to climb out.

426
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,890
You've crossed the threshold,

427
00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:08,158
in the belly of the whale,

428
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,095
headed into the road of trials.

429
00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,863
Do you have a smart goal?

430
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:16,867
- Maybe. - S-m-a-r-t, specific,
measurable, achievable,

431
00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,769
realistic, and time-bound.

432
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,171
Huh, that I do not.

433
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,873
You should.

434
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,909
What do you think my
smart goal should be?

435
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,911
What do you think?

436
00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,380
I'm not gonna tell you
how to get your wife

437
00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:31,649
and keep your girls!

438
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:34,652
That's right,
no teachers, no answers.

439
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:38,956
Only guides.

440
00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:41,659
We've talked too much,

441
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,293
I can't take the risk
with the council.

442
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:45,429
Whoa, dude, dude, dude, dude!

443
00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:48,032
Speak of this to no one.

444
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:51,835
Well, your hero's journey
is safe with me.

445
00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:55,039
Shake on it.

446
00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:56,340
Is that necessary?

447
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,827
Lemme guess, you got tied up?

448
00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,896
Funny you should say that.

449
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:22,166
- I ran into...
- a better attitude?

450
00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,803
Of course.

451
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:28,806
I went into the woods
to live deliberately,

452
00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:33,077
live deep, and suck
the marrow out of life!

453
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:35,746
To live so sturdily
and spartan-like

454
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:38,882
as to put to rout all
that was not life,

455
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,218
to drive life into the corner

456
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:45,055
and reduce it to
its lowest terms.

457
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:46,223
Hello, Thoreau.

458
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,825
Hello, Tarzan.

459
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:50,461
That's Nate.

460
00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:53,964
Welcome to my homestead.

461
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:56,734
I'm gonna just go
back to the tent.

462
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:59,036
It's a yurt.

463
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,773
Well, aren't you two in sync!

464
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:09,513
Woo-hoo!

465
00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:10,948
C'mon, dude!

466
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:13,784
What the hell is that?

467
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:15,953
They're here!

468
00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:19,523
Amanda, Nate, Jack,
come meet our wedding party!

469
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,334
We are getting
out of here tonight!

470
00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:31,869
To go where?

471
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,404
Anywhere but here.

472
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:49,987
- So you guys have a goal?
- Yeah, we have a goal, I'm like hashtag campvibes.

473
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:53,390
This is fun, you're
having your reception here?

474
00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:55,959
Oh, no, it's not like a
wedding party like that.

475
00:29:55,961 --> 00:30:00,030
It's just like a hang
since we got married alone.

476
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,899
This is my main man
here, Jordan.

477
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:05,169
He's my brochada, made the
trek in with Ana the vanna.

478
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:09,039
She's my vannagram,
a photobooth on wheels.

479
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,274
Lucky man!

480
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:11,875
So I've been told.

481
00:30:11,877 --> 00:30:14,111
Hey, guys, hey, Jack.

482
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,547
We weren't properly introduced.

483
00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:18,282
Ever since I was
looking down on you,

484
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:21,318
I kept thinking, you look
incredibly familiar to me.

485
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,353
Oh, well,

486
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:28,025
some people think I look
like Harrison Ford.

487
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,428
Uh, laugh it up, fuzzball!

488
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:36,900
It's a
game we play, uh.

489
00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:40,170
<i>- Empire strikes back.
- Empire strikes back.</i>

490
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,376
Uh, you're not gonna get
any reception out here.

491
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,413
Archive, bro!

492
00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:50,414
Come on!

493
00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:52,049
Oh, ok.

494
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:56,453
Over here, over here, Jack!

495
00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:59,089
Glamping!

496
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,075
All right, I'm not kidding,

497
00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:20,577
you look remarkably
familiar to me.

498
00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:23,146
I don't know,
I don't know what to say.

499
00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:24,281
I know.

500
00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:31,421
W- w-wait, are you
Jack Spencer, the author?

501
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,224
Yeah.

502
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,527
I knew it, I knew it!

503
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:38,462
I didn't tell him!

504
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:40,063
I'm a huge fan, man!

505
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,099
Why didn't you tell me before?

506
00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,568
- Uh...
- so he's a, you're a, you're a famous writer?

507
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,136
That's, that's awesome!

508
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:49,606
That's fantastic!

509
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:53,577
Hey, hey, d-do, do you skate?

510
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,612
- No.
- Come on, man, we gotta hit that later, man.

511
00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:58,649
You, you said it,
never be motivated

512
00:31:58,651 --> 00:32:02,252
by fear, comfort,
or fame, right?

513
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,186
Right.

514
00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:04,121
Right?

515
00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:05,622
Did you write that?

516
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,925
A long time ago.

517
00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:08,659
That's good.

518
00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:12,262
Oh, it's good!

519
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:15,065
All right, you guys relax,
I- i have to finish

520
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:17,234
a reclaimed pallet bench
and some pickling.

521
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,136
Hey, I'll let you try
some of my famous pickles.

522
00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,271
And, and your ginger kombucha.

523
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,706
Yeah, yeah,
that's, that's right.

524
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:25,943
I, uh, I ran out for
the season, but, uh,

525
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:28,645
we'll gather later tonight,
have a good time, all right?

526
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,347
Yeah, sounds great.

527
00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:34,651
Jack Spencer!

528
00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,586
Oh, god!

529
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,221
Kombucha?

530
00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,024
Eh, I read about it
on the website or,

531
00:32:41,026 --> 00:32:43,393
or Facebook or something.

532
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:47,064
You're Facebook friends?

533
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:51,001
Eh, that's how he
gives directions.

534
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:55,539
- Wow, ok.
- You guys still use Facebook?

535
00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,407
I do not.

536
00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,576
- Good move.
- Yeah.

537
00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:06,216
Too bad
there's no signal

538
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,719
to check your status updates.

539
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:16,219
Brave, strong, no fear.

540
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:23,493
Fire badge!

541
00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:37,808
Suck!

542
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,544
All right!

543
00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:42,679
Who wants another
green acres mule?

544
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,448
Thought you'd never ask.

545
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:46,316
Are you sure, Jack?

546
00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:49,453
Oh, don't panic, it's organic!

547
00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:53,156
Full disclosure, Jack,
I loved your book.

548
00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:57,294
Oh, wait, it changed my life!

549
00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,229
Really?

550
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:05,402
You know, I was in a pretty
dark place a few years back

551
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,437
when I was stumbling through
the self-help section

552
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,173
at book people in Austin.

553
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:13,577
All of sudden, boom,
there you were.

554
00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:19,316
- There I was.
- Yep, there you were, smiling at me

555
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:23,186
from the back of your book,
lying face down in the dollar bin.

556
00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:27,724
And I grabbed it, started reading
it right there in the aisle.

557
00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:30,760
Far better it is to
dare mighty things,

558
00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:34,364
to win glorious triumphs, even
though checkered by failure,

559
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:37,134
than to take rank
with those poor spirits

560
00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:39,436
who neither enjoy much
nor suffer much,

561
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,738
because they live in
the great twilight

562
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:44,474
that knows neither
victory nor defeat.

563
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:47,677
- That's incredible!
- I didn't actually write that.

564
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:51,181
You quoted it, right there,
at the start of chapter one.

565
00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:52,682
Who wrote it then?

566
00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,184
Theodore Roosevelt.

567
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:57,387
Yep, good ol' Teddy!

568
00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:59,723
- Coincidence?
- Inspiring!

569
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,895
So what are you
working on now?

570
00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:08,565
This drink and residing
in the great twilight.

571
00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:09,733
Jack?

572
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:11,902
What?

573
00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:13,537
You should keep writing.

574
00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:18,275
Oh, I do.
I have been. Trivia question:

575
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:23,880
Name one other book of mine
from the last 15 years.

576
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,483
- Nobody?
- No bars, bro.

577
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:28,251
Well, there were
three, actually,

578
00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:29,953
but the truth of the matter is,

579
00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:32,255
the checkered failures
will beat you down

580
00:36:32,257 --> 00:36:34,291
into the great twilight
until you don't

581
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,526
have the strength
to get back up again.

582
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:44,834
You're really wreckin'
the vibe here.

583
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,770
That comin' from a guy
who can only read

584
00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:48,905
140 characters at a time.

585
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,640
Easy, Hemingway.

586
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:51,975
Oh, I'm sorry, am I old man

587
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:55,245
photobombing your
millennial selfie stick?

588
00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:56,546
It's a dreamcatcher.

589
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:57,881
Really?

590
00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:01,518
Looks like your hashtag
bullshit antenna.

591
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,288
- I keep a journal!
- Aw.

592
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,691
That's great.

593
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,492
And she takes
inspired pictures

594
00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:13,797
and she posts them on tumblr,
and they reflect each entry,

595
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,699
and I just think that
that's really sweet.

596
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,235
Oh, you're sweet.

597
00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:19,803
You're sweet.

598
00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:23,573
Self-distribution.

599
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:28,278
- What? - No offense, but it's
just crazy how self-exposed

600
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,946
the whole world is right now.

601
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,848
You know, maybe I should
just post pictures

602
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:36,786
from everything in my man bag
and release the story online,

603
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,555
one sentence at a time.

604
00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:41,024
It's not a bad idea, mate.

605
00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:42,692
Mate?

606
00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,894
He means dude.

607
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:48,898
All right, all right, who's up
for some rocks and s'mores?

608
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,500
Yes, please!

609
00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:08,018
Oh, man!

610
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,686
Bravo!

611
00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:13,590
Spotify that shit when
I get a signal, man!

612
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:14,791
Does your whole life

613
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,760
revolve around ones and zeroes?

614
00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,795
All right, Jack, why don't
you just finish your story.

615
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,798
Thank you, so we were
both off at college,

616
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,034
and I was going away
for some summer program,

617
00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:27,837
but Amanda was coming
home from volunteering

618
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:31,641
with, wait for it,
mother Theresa.

619
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:34,444
And, that's enough.

620
00:38:34,446 --> 00:38:35,912
That's incredible!

621
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,380
I'd really like to know more

622
00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:39,949
about that later, if that's ok?

623
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,719
He really didn't need
to tell this story.

624
00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:46,523
Come on, honey,
this is romantic!

625
00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:49,426
There are not tweets
or toots or instagrams

626
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:52,062
of her caring for a dying leper.

627
00:38:52,064 --> 00:38:54,998
You know,
no Facebook posts about,

628
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:01,705
"look how awesome I am,
me and mama f'n t!"

629
00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:04,574
I- I'm just wonderin'
if you flutterbugs

630
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:09,846
could, uh, conceive
doing something so amazing

631
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:13,049
and not broadcasting it,
you know?

632
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,753
She didn't, uh, do any of that.

633
00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:20,857
She did it for herself
and for them.

634
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,927
- Isn't that why you write?
- Not anymore.

635
00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:27,497
No, see, when you're an adult,
you need an audience.

636
00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,366
It's not just enough being you.

637
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:30,900
You gotta dial down
the self-pity,

638
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,837
and let that woe is me
shtick go, man!

639
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:37,907
If I had a woman like miss
Amanda U. S. A. over here,

640
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:41,611
- I would never leave the house.
- Thank you, Jordan.

641
00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:45,515
Yeah, thank you, Jordan,
it was really creepy.

642
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:48,051
You need to spend a beat
with Mr. green acres over here.

643
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,420
He's got it dialed-in,
living off the land.

644
00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:52,589
First dude on the
scene of a disaster.

645
00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:53,890
Ok, that's
all right, thanks...

646
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,593
Katrina and Haiti, right?

647
00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:58,561
Yes.

648
00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,063
You the man!

649
00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:02,599
How does everybody know
everything about Nate?

650
00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:06,736
I've been to his bio, this
man's stats are on fleek!

651
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,671
That's exactly what
I'm talking about.

652
00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:11,775
We're all very cyber-impressed.

653
00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:14,411
Wh, where are you going?

654
00:40:14,413 --> 00:40:16,646
To the big potty in the woods,

655
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:20,517
because I'm so organic
and fair trade.

656
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,419
The bath house is
right over there.

657
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,654
Eh, the woods are
right over there,

658
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:27,824
and I have to say hello
to my little friend.

659
00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,626
Don't snapchat that.

660
00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:32,429
No signal, bro!

661
00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:53,516
Oh, man, are you ok?

662
00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:56,986
Just gimme a second.

663
00:40:56,988 --> 00:41:01,691
You should always
throw with the blade first.

664
00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:09,632
Shit, uh, sorry, shoot.

665
00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:16,573
If at first you don't
succeed, try, try again.

666
00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:20,643
Yes!

667
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:21,845
- Whoa!
- That's what I'm talkin' about.

668
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,046
- Whoa!
- Woo, whoa!

669
00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:24,747
Oh!

670
00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:28,251
Are you ok? Oh, man, leaves of
three, let them be.

671
00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:29,686
Poison Ivy?

672
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,554
That's gonna
itch like a mother.

673
00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:32,689
You better pee on it.

674
00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,057
Uh, I'm fine.

675
00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:36,793
Remember, it has
to be your own urine.

676
00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:40,497
I promise not to
take someone else's.

677
00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:42,131
- I'll miss you.
- It's lovely to see you.

678
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,502
It was a pleasure meeting you.

679
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,871
When you get tired of Mr.
one hit wonder over there,

680
00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:51,841
find me on insta,
whoisjordaddy24.

681
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,543
Ooh, that's a good one.

682
00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:55,512
Yeah.

683
00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,814
Namaste, honored to
know you, my man.

684
00:41:57,816 --> 00:41:58,815
All right, brother.

685
00:41:58,817 --> 00:42:00,283
- Bye, Jordan.
- Woo!

686
00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:02,552
I think it's time
we go in for a bit.

687
00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:03,520
Thank you for everything.

688
00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:05,555
I'm here to serve.

689
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:11,194
- Well...
- oh, no, no, please.

690
00:42:14,566 --> 00:42:16,199
Sun's still out.

691
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,907
How's your mission?

692
00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:27,277
Well, I'm starting
with my sad goals,

693
00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:30,213
stupid ass decisions.

694
00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:33,816
How is that
working out for you?

695
00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:37,253
Honestly, it's not
going very well.

696
00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:39,689
I'm guessing it took years.

697
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:44,127
Small choices plus time, erosion
doesn't happen overnight.

698
00:42:44,795 --> 00:42:47,630
True, true.

699
00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:51,634
Motivated actions,
not words.

700
00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:53,269
Are you tryin' to teach me?

701
00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:55,638
Guide.

702
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,943
Consider the difference between
erosion and fermentation.

703
00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:02,278
Time can also change
things for the better,

704
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,814
if there's an intentional plan.

705
00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:08,051
Cheese, pickles, yogurt.

706
00:43:09,954 --> 00:43:12,689
Wine.

707
00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:42,385
Wow, I wish I spoke Spanish.

708
00:43:42,387 --> 00:43:44,854
Me, too.

709
00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:47,390
I just know it in songs.

710
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:58,134
Here's a good one, here.

711
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:00,269
- Oh!
- It's nice and easy.

712
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:04,107
A little, that,
that's plenty, that's good.

713
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,241
Thank you.

714
00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:12,749
So tell me, this, uh,
this mother Theresa thing.

715
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:17,020
- I mean, you, you were there?
- Well, she wasn't actually there

716
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:20,690
when I volunteered with
the sisters of charity.

717
00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:23,292
Come on,
it's better that way,

718
00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:26,929
just pure motivation.

719
00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:28,798
Well, it sounds
like you've had

720
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,933
your share of pure motives.

721
00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:32,368
Well, it sounds
like you've been doing

722
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:33,870
some research on me.

723
00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:37,373
- No, no, I just...
- huh?

724
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,841
I just read about
it on the site.

725
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:39,976
All right, whatever.

726
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:42,779
- The green acres.
- Yeah.

727
00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:46,983
Ah, I used to
be pretty self-absorbed.

728
00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:49,919
You know, it really did
start with Jack's book.

729
00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:51,087
Hmm.

730
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:54,290
I sold everything
to live simply.

731
00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:57,827
I spent most of my time
in places like these,

732
00:44:57,829 --> 00:45:01,898
out in the wild,
with few possessions,

733
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:05,702
just focusing on sustainability.

734
00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:08,838
It makes it easy to help
when the need arises.

735
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,007
It's just you out here?

736
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:13,209
Yeah, yeah, for now.

737
00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:15,445
That's why I started
renting the place out.

738
00:45:15,447 --> 00:45:17,313
It needs to be shared.

739
00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:20,483
That's so inspiring.

740
00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:25,388
It can be, yet surprisingly
isolating as well.

741
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:31,761
Oh, it's getting late.

742
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,063
Yeah.

743
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,232
Hey, let me show
you a, a quick trick

744
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:41,037
with the fan in the yurt,
so you can stay cool.

745
00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:43,740
Sure, thanks.

746
00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:45,775
Do you have anything to drink?

747
00:45:45,777 --> 00:45:47,477
Yeah, I have some water.

748
00:45:47,479 --> 00:45:51,013
- No, no, you don't have any alcohol?
- -Nope.

749
00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:54,217
You don't, you're a good kid,
you're a good kid.

750
00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:56,986
Does your school
have any jingles?

751
00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:58,488
We have mottos.

752
00:45:58,490 --> 00:46:00,456
Such as?

753
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:03,826
Fail early, fail often,
fail cheaply.

754
00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:07,363
Well, I have
the fail often one down.

755
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,934
I believe in you, Jack.

756
00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,936
Why's that?

757
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:16,005
The knife.

758
00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:17,540
You kind of sucked at first,

759
00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:21,477
but when you put your
mind to it, you rocked.

760
00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:28,885
I should probably get back.

761
00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:31,888
Hey, if you're, uh, looking
to practice your bow skills,

762
00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:34,924
there's a campfire over
there with a self-absorbed

763
00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:38,461
conan the barbarian just
lounging like a sitting duck.

764
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:41,964
I'm good, I have a plan.

765
00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:45,001
Smart, I think I do, too, now.

766
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:46,969
Hey...

767
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:53,409
You should, um,
you should take the knife.

768
00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:55,278
What, no, I can't
take your knife.

769
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,880
Seriously, as a memento.

770
00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:03,586
Eh, thanks, Rambo.

771
00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:09,492
Yes, generosity badge!

772
00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:14,263
I thought the whole,
uh, glamping vibe

773
00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:18,034
fit well with the organic
farming and tiny living turf.

774
00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:21,838
When did
you make these yurts?

775
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,940
I call them yurts
because they call Mongolia

776
00:47:23,942 --> 00:47:26,876
the Texas of Asia, but, uh,

777
00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:29,378
technically,
they're belle tents.

778
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,448
More, uh, um, Kenya
than ulaanbaatar.

779
00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:35,084
Well, we were looking
forward to the spartan,

780
00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:40,056
<i>but we've been upgraded to
the set of out of Africa.</i>

781
00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:45,361
You know, I had
a farm in Africa,

782
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:48,364
at the foot of the ngong hills.

783
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:52,468
Oh, I love meryl!

784
00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:53,903
Isn't she amazing?

785
00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:56,072
Amazing!

786
00:47:56,074 --> 00:47:59,408
Amanda, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

787
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:01,477
I'll change, I'll do better,

788
00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:04,046
for you, for the girls.

789
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:05,514
I'll ferment for the better.

790
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,555
Meryl streep, what a woman!

791
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:17,193
Did you see ricki and the
flash, she is a rockstar!

792
00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:20,396
Jack, hey!

793
00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:22,598
- I was just, uh...
- watering the flowers?

794
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,402
Yeah, yeah, I'll just head
out, you have a good night.

795
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,104
Good night.

796
00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:29,972
Yeah, don't hurt yourself
chopping reclaimed wood

797
00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:35,378
next to your compost pile,
huh, lit by fireflies!

798
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:38,648
He was definitely
making himself at home.

799
00:48:38,650 --> 00:48:43,352
He is at home, and he
was fixing the fan for us.

800
00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,123
I'm sure he was.

801
00:48:48,558 --> 00:48:52,461
So, where have you
been for so long?

802
00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,163
Finding myself.

803
00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:57,366
And how are you doing that?

804
00:48:57,368 --> 00:49:00,102
Scouts never tell.

805
00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:05,641
I already checked for bugs.

806
00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,076
I'm checking for Jordan.

807
00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:10,212
Funny.

808
00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:14,450
Funny, you think I'm funny?

809
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:17,553
Funny how, like I amuse you?

810
00:49:17,555 --> 00:49:19,555
Funny like a clown?

811
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:23,559
<i>Goodfellas.</i>

812
00:49:26,029 --> 00:49:28,631
You are not your writing, Jack!

813
00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:31,100
Just end the pity party!

814
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:40,176
But we're in
a debt-death spiral.

815
00:49:40,178 --> 00:49:43,346
I don't care if we live
in a Van or a yurt

816
00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:48,551
or a cardboard box, as long
as we're on the same page.

817
00:49:48,553 --> 00:49:50,519
Are you serious?

818
00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:54,223
Like, we can survive,
if you would just take the job

819
00:49:54,225 --> 00:49:57,360
at the girls' school,
then we would be fine!

820
00:49:57,362 --> 00:50:02,198
Survive, me teaching
at a elementary school

821
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,033
would be career suicide!

822
00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:08,037
All you care about
is your fucking career!

823
00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:11,741
It is dead and buried,
just let it go, and...

824
00:50:14,111 --> 00:50:15,411
Move on!

825
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:23,652
I'm sorry.

826
00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:26,789
Jack.

827
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:33,029
Jack, what...

828
00:50:34,731 --> 00:50:36,665
I'd rather sleep outside alone

829
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:40,236
instead of in here
in this fantastic yurt

830
00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:43,506
with a eco-natural milf
who thinks I'm dead.

831
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:51,080
<i>Dead man walking.</i>

832
00:51:14,371 --> 00:51:17,306
Ok, don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't rock.

833
00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:31,153
Night-night,
donkey, night-night.

834
00:51:45,702 --> 00:51:47,136
Want some of that?

835
00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:49,605
No, I can't give you that.

836
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:54,343
There you go, you drink,
you drink, I drink.

837
00:51:54,345 --> 00:51:57,646
Mm-hmm, you know,

838
00:51:57,648 --> 00:52:00,549
you think that you'll
never write another one!

839
00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:07,623
I'm talking about a
New York times best seller.

840
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:10,893
Oh, oh, the crowds
on the book tour,

841
00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:14,830
they treated me like
I was a rock star.

842
00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:16,765
Well, maybe not U2 rock star,

843
00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:21,403
but at least gin blossoms.

844
00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:28,577
Between you and me, my big book
really wasn't that original.

845
00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:34,650
The post said I was a
curator of the truth,

846
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:38,287
more like a custodian
of bullshit.

847
00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:42,758
My second and third book
were actually much better.

848
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:44,693
You want me to curate

849
00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:46,729
some truth for you right now?

850
00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:49,899
As it turns out,
only thing I'm really

851
00:52:49,901 --> 00:52:53,369
semi-good at is being a father.

852
00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:57,540
If I screw this up,
it's every other weekend.

853
00:53:02,213 --> 00:53:04,914
Huh, who are you, Nick bottom?

854
00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:11,220
What, did puck turn
you into a donkey?

855
00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:14,757
Puck that guy.
Puck that guy!

856
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,427
Come back here!

857
00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:19,862
Hey, c'mon!

858
00:53:27,237 --> 00:53:29,905
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no!

859
00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:38,881
No!

860
00:53:40,850 --> 00:53:44,520
Come here, mister, buddy, here!

861
00:53:44,522 --> 00:53:46,222
No, no, no, no, no!

862
00:53:46,224 --> 00:53:47,656
No, don't do it, no!

863
00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:52,428
Donkey, here donkey, here,
donkey, donkey, donkey!

864
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:54,863
Get in there!

865
00:53:58,835 --> 00:53:59,969
Donkey!

866
00:54:01,771 --> 00:54:03,706
Look what I got for you!

867
00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,975
Come on, where'd you go?

868
00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:08,978
Nice place, hey, mister!

869
00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:10,679
C'mere, c'mere, buddy!

870
00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:13,515
Come on, boy, ok, come on!

871
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:10,539
Morning, Jack, please,
take a seat. Gather with us.

872
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:13,575
My famous pork migas
will change your life.

873
00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:17,579
Jack doesn't
appreciate the acon-bay.

874
00:55:17,581 --> 00:55:18,881
Pet issues.

875
00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:21,650
Thanks, but we have
to hit the road.

876
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:24,453
- We do?
- It's a long drive to get our tickets changed,

877
00:55:24,455 --> 00:55:25,654
so if you don't mind, honey.

878
00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:28,490
All the more reason
to fuel up.

879
00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:29,758
There's always
time for mimosas.

880
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,527
Join us.

881
00:55:31,529 --> 00:55:32,795
We should stay.

882
00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:34,096
Nate's a professional chef.

883
00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:36,699
Huh, of course he is!

884
00:55:36,701 --> 00:55:39,501
We should go.

885
00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,070
Hey, don't
should on yourself, Jack.

886
00:55:41,072 --> 00:55:42,538
Pork you.

887
00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:46,675
- I'm not leaving.
- What?

888
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,712
I, I want you to stay here.

889
00:55:49,714 --> 00:55:54,350
Ok, look, I want you
to stay here with me, Jack,

890
00:55:54,352 --> 00:55:56,018
but I am not leaving.

891
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:59,722
Not leaving. Mr., uh,
hot-for-you pants over here

892
00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:03,058
who double-booked us with the
true romance rabbits in heat?

893
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:05,127
You can at least be nice,
Nate's making us

894
00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:07,963
his famous recipe from
his trip to Chile!

895
00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:10,532
How much Google stalking
did you do of this guy?

896
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:11,633
Google stalking?

897
00:56:11,635 --> 00:56:13,569
Yeah, no wonder
we ended up here

898
00:56:13,571 --> 00:56:17,406
and not at that beautiful
lighthouse on the coast.

899
00:56:17,408 --> 00:56:20,642
No, no, we are supposed
to be saving our marriage,

900
00:56:20,644 --> 00:56:23,545
but all you have done
is be dude downer!

901
00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:27,516
Look, I have been listening
to you gripe about your career

902
00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:31,053
since before you even
had a career, I am done!

903
00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,454
Amanda.

904
00:56:32,456 --> 00:56:36,024
No, I am talking
and you will listen.

905
00:56:36,026 --> 00:56:38,560
Look, you can go,
but I am staying

906
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,929
for every night my
brother paid for.

907
00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:44,666
Plus that extra night
free for taking the yurt.

908
00:56:44,668 --> 00:56:49,738
- You are not staying here
for us, mother Theresa.

909
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,707
You are staying for magic Mike.

910
00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:54,510
Ok, well, at least
Nate knows what he wants.

911
00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:56,512
O- ho-ho yeah,
he knows what he wants.

912
00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:58,714
And doesn't whine
about it nonstop.

913
00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:02,584
He wants you, in the
field, in the yurt,

914
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:05,854
in the Coop so you
can pet his chickens!

915
00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:08,123
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa!

916
00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:12,528
You sound like Jack
if he were a goat!

917
00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:17,699
Hey, what are you doin' there?

918
00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:21,036
- Jack, stop!
- Hey-ey-ey, easy, tiger!

919
00:57:21,038 --> 00:57:22,838
Jack, Jack stop it!

920
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,807
- Ow, dammit!
- -Jack, stop!

921
00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:26,775
- Stop it!
- -Stop that!

922
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,477
Hey, this is
a violent-free zone, man!

923
00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:29,645
Jack!

924
00:57:29,647 --> 00:57:31,146
Dammit, man!

925
00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:35,818
Jack, seriously?

926
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:36,752
Keys are in the car.

927
00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:38,454
Jack, Jack!

928
00:57:38,456 --> 00:57:40,923
- Have fun.
- -Are you ok?

929
00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:43,692
I don't, I don't know,
at least I felt that guy...

930
00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:46,762
later, donkey.

931
00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:49,565
Bro, it's like
30 miles to town!

932
00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:56,672
It's totally fine,
just have another mimosa.

933
00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:57,806
It's ok!

934
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:46,822
Shit!

935
00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,597
Hey, hey!

936
00:58:57,935 --> 00:59:00,135
Yah!

937
00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:04,006
Everyone's friendly
in Texas, my ass!

938
00:59:13,284 --> 00:59:14,650
Fuck you!

939
01:00:16,647 --> 01:00:17,846
Need a lift?

940
01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:19,247
What are you doing here?

941
01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:21,116
On a quest, you?

942
01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:24,152
- Uh, uh, tryin' to get home.
- Jump in.

943
01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:27,222
<i>There
are roaches in my room.</i>

944
01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:35,731
Why don't
you let me drive?

945
01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:38,266
Can't do it,
on a mission.

946
01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:40,202
Do you even
have your license?

947
01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,270
I've got my driving badge.

948
01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:44,072
Does that work with the cops?

949
01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:46,108
You seen any cops?

950
01:00:48,044 --> 01:00:51,146
- Good point.
- How many seeds do you think it takes

951
01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:53,315
before you get on of those
engelmann prickly pears

952
01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:55,217
to take root and grow?

953
01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:57,919
I don't know,
one in a hundred?

954
01:00:57,921 --> 01:01:01,156
- Try one in 250,000.
- Wow.

955
01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:04,126
Then only one in five of those
plants will actually bloom.

956
01:01:04,128 --> 01:01:05,761
That's rare.

957
01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:09,331
Where's your wife?

958
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:14,836
Um, she's glamping,
still glamping.

959
01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:17,673
So what exactly
are they intuiting?

960
01:01:17,675 --> 01:01:19,074
They're sensing
your nurturing spirit.

961
01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:22,010
Or they're
just smelling the food.

962
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,279
Don't sell yourself
short like that.

963
01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:28,150
Alpacas and donkeys are
especially intuitive creatures.

964
01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:30,752
Not the donkey I'm with.

965
01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:37,025
It's no accident
I found you today.

966
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,393
Why's that?

967
01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:41,430
I was just praying for
some help with my catch.

968
01:01:44,435 --> 01:01:48,236
Oh, four-wheelin', huh?

969
01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:50,939
I keep getting bitten,
but I can't find the bugs!

970
01:01:50,941 --> 01:01:52,274
- Chiggers.
- -Chiggers?

971
01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:53,809
Yeah, these little
mites bite your skin

972
01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:56,211
and release enzymes
that feed the larva.

973
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:57,913
Oh, that's disgusting.

974
01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:02,951
Hey, how's it goin'?

975
01:02:06,856 --> 01:02:08,957
Ha-ha, you got your pig!

976
01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:11,093
Woo-ee, Ben, you got
a big boy back here!

977
01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:12,260
Yes, sir.

978
01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:13,929
Congratulations!

979
01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:17,265
You know when I was younger,
I had a pet pig.

980
01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:19,167
Funny story, his name was...

981
01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:23,038
wilbur.

982
01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:28,076
Sorry 'bout that.

983
01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,118
Oh my gosh, are you ok?

984
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,354
Oh, shit.

985
01:02:40,223 --> 01:02:43,825
Well, uh...

986
01:02:45,496 --> 01:02:47,829
Oh, that's a lot of poop.

987
01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:50,265
Baron academy encourages us

988
01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:53,135
to see the origin of our food.

989
01:02:53,137 --> 01:02:55,804
I don't think this
is where it comes from.

990
01:02:55,806 --> 01:02:59,040
Oh, now, come on,
reach in there

991
01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:00,242
and yank!

992
01:03:00,244 --> 01:03:02,410
That's it.

993
01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:05,046
I am crushing this badge.

994
01:03:05,048 --> 01:03:06,915
I need to get to town.

995
01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:09,785
Not yet, I still have to
clean and render everything.

996
01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:10,919
Oh...

997
01:03:13,256 --> 01:03:16,525
I have to get to the airport

998
01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:19,427
and get some plane tickets
so I can see my girls.

999
01:03:19,429 --> 01:03:20,962
My grandmother lives in town,

1000
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,198
she can take you to the airport.

1001
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,400
How do I get to town?

1002
01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:26,935
I, I tell you what, townie,

1003
01:03:26,937 --> 01:03:28,136
you take old Betsy over there,

1004
01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:29,538
and you can leave her with Jude.

1005
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:32,040
Thank you.

1006
01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:36,912
Your boy ain't got
no guts!

1007
01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:38,547
That's it, boy.

1008
01:03:43,853 --> 01:03:47,189
Yeah, gonna take that off.

1009
01:03:47,191 --> 01:03:49,457
Oh, not to worry,
it's, it's hemp.

1010
01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:51,259
- Hmm.
- It's biodegradable.

1011
01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:53,461
Hey, would
you mind passing me

1012
01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:56,865
some of that aloe Vera plant
over there?

1013
01:03:56,867 --> 01:03:58,033
Thank you.

1014
01:04:03,372 --> 01:04:07,843
- You ok?
- Yeah, I think I'm fine.

1015
01:04:07,845 --> 01:04:10,111
There it is.

1016
01:04:10,113 --> 01:04:11,413
Look at that.

1017
01:04:12,415 --> 01:04:15,383
Mother nature.

1018
01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:17,385
It works every time.

1019
01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:22,958
Hmm.

1020
01:04:24,026 --> 01:04:28,463
God.

1021
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:32,100
Hey, would you happen
to know nuad boran

1022
01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:34,336
massage therapy by any chance?

1023
01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:37,339
Uh, no.

1024
01:04:40,109 --> 01:04:41,243
Oh.

1025
01:04:42,945 --> 01:04:45,981
Ok, um.

1026
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,087
You hear that?

1027
01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:53,622
It's mating season.

1028
01:04:53,624 --> 01:04:54,923
Oh.

1029
01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:58,593
You got it?

1030
01:04:58,595 --> 01:05:01,162
I think so, thank you.

1031
01:05:01,164 --> 01:05:03,231
You sure you're not
headed the wrong way?

1032
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:05,533
I'm heading home to my girls.

1033
01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:08,503
Maybe, but for how long?

1034
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:09,638
What do you mean?

1035
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,673
What do I mean?

1036
01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:14,309
What the hell are you
talkin' about, Benny boy?

1037
01:05:14,311 --> 01:05:18,647
It's this zen crap
he learns from his school.

1038
01:05:18,649 --> 01:05:20,916
Fine, I'll shoot straight.

1039
01:05:20,918 --> 01:05:23,084
Show some grit and
get your wife back.

1040
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:24,586
That's what your
girls would want.

1041
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:29,124
This baby Yoda here
does make a lotta sense.

1042
01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:33,028
You're rollin' outta here madder
'n' a bobcat caught in a piss fire!

1043
01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:37,666
It seems to me the only
real problem you got's you.

1044
01:05:37,668 --> 01:05:39,935
Oh, lotta people around here

1045
01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:44,139
sure have a lotta tidbits
of wisdom they like to share.

1046
01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:45,640
We gotta lotta free
time in the country,

1047
01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:47,409
time to ponder the deep shit.

1048
01:05:47,411 --> 01:05:51,012
Like, can god make a rock so big

1049
01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:53,548
that even he can't lift it?

1050
01:05:56,018 --> 01:05:58,219
Don't tell me
if you know the answer.

1051
01:05:58,221 --> 01:06:00,021
I just love that question,

1052
01:06:00,023 --> 01:06:02,657
- that's a good one, innit?
- -Yeah.

1053
01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:06,494
Good luck with your badges.

1054
01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:08,396
Thanks.

1055
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:24,112
Guess people really do need to
learn everything on their own.

1056
01:06:24,114 --> 01:06:28,149
True, he's ridin' a gravy
train on biscuit wheels.

1057
01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,652
What does that even mean?

1058
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,521
What do I mean?

1059
01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:37,459
Ok, yeah, where
did you learn that?

1060
01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:41,363
Eh, a monk showed me
this technique in Shanghai.

1061
01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:43,098
What were you doing there?

1062
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:46,067
Just trying to
sneak into Burma.

1063
01:06:46,069 --> 01:06:47,736
Oh, Burma?

1064
01:06:47,738 --> 01:06:49,270
Yeah, humanitarian support

1065
01:06:49,272 --> 01:06:53,208
for ethnically-oppressed
people in the war zones.

1066
01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:55,310
That's amazing.

1067
01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:59,614
Well, if you're
into that kinda stuff.

1068
01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:03,251
Mm.

1069
01:07:03,253 --> 01:07:06,388
I'll tell ya what, I'm
gonna take a quick shower,

1070
01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:10,358
then we can head over to the
beehives for a little tour.

1071
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,060
Sounds great.

1072
01:07:13,329 --> 01:07:15,597
Which part?

1073
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:19,067
Uh, I'll meet you
at the beehives.

1074
01:07:20,169 --> 01:07:23,805
Shit, shit, shit, shit!

1075
01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:26,074
Son of a bitch!

1076
01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:50,632
No, no!

1077
01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:36,478
- Right over there.
- Thank you, man.

1078
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:51,459
Uh...

1079
01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:59,801
I ain't helpin'
cover up another murder.

1080
01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:02,837
Oh, no, no, I just need
a ride to the airport.

1081
01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:04,706
Dressed like that?

1082
01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:06,307
Ben sent me.

1083
01:09:07,543 --> 01:09:09,344
You got cash?

1084
01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:12,447
That's part of the problem.

1085
01:09:12,449 --> 01:09:14,349
I have this watch.

1086
01:09:18,587 --> 01:09:21,456
Get dressed, I'll get my keys.

1087
01:09:24,161 --> 01:09:26,728
No, I don't think
I will kiss you,

1088
01:09:26,730 --> 01:09:28,663
although you need kissing badly.

1089
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:29,731
See, that's what's
wrong with you,

1090
01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:31,466
you should be kissed and often.

1091
01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:33,635
- Easy.
- And by someone who knows how.

1092
01:09:33,637 --> 01:09:35,436
<i>Gone with the wind.</i>

1093
01:09:35,438 --> 01:09:37,772
You're good.

1094
01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:42,177
Ok, I mean, he went from
totally geek to totally chic.

1095
01:09:42,179 --> 01:09:43,778
Uh, eh, another hint?

1096
01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:46,714
Oh, I, Kenneth is trying

1097
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:48,283
to pull a Ronald Miller scam...

1098
01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:49,951
<i>- can't buy me love.
- -Yes!</i>

1099
01:09:49,953 --> 01:09:52,353
- Another classic.
- Oh!

1100
01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:54,689
Aw, there she is!

1101
01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,457
I, are we too close?

1102
01:09:56,459 --> 01:09:58,893
- No, we'll be fine here.
- Ok.

1103
01:09:58,895 --> 01:10:02,230
Did you know 90 percent
of bees are female?

1104
01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:03,865
They dance to communicate

1105
01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:06,467
the location of
the closest nectar.

1106
01:10:06,469 --> 01:10:08,503
I didn't know that.

1107
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:20,381
Your hands are
so soft, but firm.

1108
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:22,350
Are you a pianist?

1109
01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,252
I wish.

1110
01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:28,423
I was a writer,
I'm not sure what I am now.

1111
01:10:28,425 --> 01:10:29,724
What you are and what you do

1112
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:33,294
are two completely
different things.

1113
01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:39,467
So you are at the very least
a husband, father, son,

1114
01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:42,270
and, I assume,
a friend to someone,

1115
01:10:42,272 --> 01:10:45,873
as well as being
my strange passenger.

1116
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,442
That's what you are.

1117
01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:49,978
What you do is play piano.

1118
01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:52,880
Uh, write, writer.

1119
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,751
I thought you gave that up?

1120
01:10:58,387 --> 01:11:02,390
I see what you did there,
pretty sneaky, sis!

1121
01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:06,728
Big difference between
human doin' and human bein'.

1122
01:11:08,530 --> 01:11:11,966
Startin' to see where your
grandson gets all his insight.

1123
01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:13,735
Sure as hell wasn't

1124
01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:17,305
from that hippie urban school.

1125
01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:19,540
How long you been hitched?

1126
01:11:19,542 --> 01:11:21,876
14, 15 years.

1127
01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:25,380
Ah, she put up
with ya that long?

1128
01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:26,714
Huh, yeah.

1129
01:11:26,716 --> 01:11:28,750
She must be a good woman.

1130
01:11:28,752 --> 01:11:29,884
She is.

1131
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,588
She is, all right.

1132
01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:34,989
Where is she now?

1133
01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:41,863
You know, people make seriously
bad life-altering decisions

1134
01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:45,433
when they're trying
to do instead of be.

1135
01:11:45,435 --> 01:11:47,368
If you lose somethin' important,

1136
01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:50,305
you'll live your whole life
wishin' ya had it back.

1137
01:11:56,879 --> 01:12:00,615
What's gone is gone,
can't bring it back!

1138
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:06,087
Unless...

1139
01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:10,792
I was just
messin' with ya!

1140
01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:16,664
You lost your sense
of humor, too!

1141
01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,602
See those
flowers over there?

1142
01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:24,806
- Yes.
- The flashy petals, the scent,

1143
01:12:24,808 --> 01:12:27,342
designed to attract pollinators.

1144
01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:29,577
Step this way.

1145
01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:31,646
Bees sting ya in there.

1146
01:12:31,648 --> 01:12:34,415
Swimming in their own honey.

1147
01:12:36,552 --> 01:12:38,853
Worry not, honey, I'm trained.

1148
01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:51,999
Ah, hey, hey!

1149
01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:55,703
Looks like someone hit
the jackpot!

1150
01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,705
Yeah, ok, please work,
please work!

1151
01:12:57,707 --> 01:13:00,641
Come on, girls.

1152
01:13:00,643 --> 01:13:02,410
<i>- Daddy!
- Hey!</i>

1153
01:13:02,412 --> 01:13:03,678
<i>Hi, daddy!</i>

1154
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,647
Hey, girls, oh,
I miss you so much!

1155
01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:08,883
<i>- We miss you, too!
- I love you!</i>

1156
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,919
<i>- Listen, I'm comin' home early.
- Yay, yes!</i>

1157
01:13:11,921 --> 01:13:13,521
<i>Wait, where's mommy?</i>

1158
01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:16,824
Mom's still at green acres,

1159
01:13:16,826 --> 01:13:18,593
but she'll, she'll be back soon.

1160
01:13:18,595 --> 01:13:20,528
<i>No, we don't want stepparents!</i>

1161
01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:22,964
No, listen,
I'm always gonna be...

1162
01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:25,066
<i>kids in our class
always get new dads.</i>

1163
01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:26,534
<i>- Yeah.
- What?</i>

1164
01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:28,469
<i>Daddy, are you there?</i>

1165
01:13:28,471 --> 01:13:33,040
Listen, listen, Molly,
no, no, no!

1166
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:35,610
Dammit, oh.

1167
01:13:35,612 --> 01:13:38,012
Did you
say green acres?

1168
01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:39,647
Yeah.

1169
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:42,517
Should be more
like gigolo acres.

1170
01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:46,788
- What? - My no-good
nephew runs that place.

1171
01:13:47,623 --> 01:13:49,624
So, you're telling me

1172
01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:51,659
Nate and Ben are related?

1173
01:13:51,661 --> 01:13:54,128
What'd you think,
Ben's trespassing out there,

1174
01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:56,798
killing other people's pigs?

1175
01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:00,067
So why is the great
Nate cortes no good?

1176
01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:01,869
Ha, cortes.

1177
01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:04,972
His real name is Nate Smith.

1178
01:14:04,974 --> 01:14:07,642
He lives in a condo in Dallas,

1179
01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:10,778
a- and he works in
commercial real estate.

1180
01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:13,114
He's always losin' his shirt,

1181
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,049
pourin' out that
fake farmer shit

1182
01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:19,120
so he can impregnate
the guests.

1183
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,989
My wife is there
with him right now.

1184
01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:24,459
- Really?
- Yeah.

1185
01:14:24,461 --> 01:14:28,229
Well, it's not the first
time he's been called daddy-o.

1186
01:14:33,536 --> 01:14:35,169
All right, we gotta go back.

1187
01:14:35,171 --> 01:14:36,771
We gotta go back, turn around!

1188
01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:38,840
Turn around, turn around,
we have to go back!

1189
01:14:38,842 --> 01:14:41,943
- Please!
- Now you're talkin', let's go get 'er!

1190
01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:15,042
Stop thinking
about what I want,

1191
01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:18,713
what he wants,
what your parents want!

1192
01:15:20,816 --> 01:15:22,750
What do you want?

1193
01:15:22,752 --> 01:15:25,953
<i>Did you just quote
the notebook?</i>

1194
01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:27,722
Correct!

1195
01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:32,159
You can't live your
live for everyone else,

1196
01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:34,295
you've got to do
what's right for you,

1197
01:15:34,297 --> 01:15:37,565
even if it hurts
some people you love.

1198
01:15:37,567 --> 01:15:38,699
<i>More notebook.</i>

1199
01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:43,037
You know I'm a gentleman,

1200
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:45,606
and I don't want you to
make any rash decisions

1201
01:15:45,608 --> 01:15:47,308
or anything like that,
but you also know

1202
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:51,612
there is some organic
magic happening here.

1203
01:15:51,614 --> 01:15:54,215
Mm, organic magic.

1204
01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:57,118
Look, take all
the time you want.

1205
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:01,088
I can be patient for the
soulmate of a lifetime,

1206
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:04,825
but I, I hate to
see a passionate,

1207
01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:07,161
under-cherished,
beautiful woman like yourself

1208
01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:11,032
leave the woods
only to discover she...

1209
01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:14,669
Never really took
a chance at living.

1210
01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:16,637
I'll be in my tipi.

1211
01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:21,208
There's a tipi?

1212
01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:32,687
- That's as far as I go.
- What, why?

1213
01:16:32,689 --> 01:16:37,224
Well, I still gotta see that
lunk birthdays and holidays.

1214
01:16:37,226 --> 01:16:38,926
Understood.

1215
01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:41,195
Hey,

1216
01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:48,169
don't lose somethin' important
focused on the wrong thing.

1217
01:16:48,171 --> 01:16:50,638
I get it, thank you.

1218
01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:58,379
Godspeed, piano man!

1219
01:17:16,999 --> 01:17:18,866
Amanda!

1220
01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:25,239
Amanda!

1221
01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:30,645
Hello, hello?

1222
01:17:32,014 --> 01:17:35,650
Amanda, are you up there?

1223
01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:39,420
Hello!

1224
01:17:43,793 --> 01:17:46,060
Oh, captain, my captain.

1225
01:17:46,962 --> 01:17:50,097
Amanda?

1226
01:18:02,412 --> 01:18:03,744
Have you seen Amanda?

1227
01:18:03,746 --> 01:18:05,346
She's with Nate!

1228
01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:07,915
Oh, I'm sorry.

1229
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:27,401
I'm sorry, no looking,
no looking!

1230
01:18:27,403 --> 01:18:29,003
Hey, hey, excuse us!

1231
01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:31,839
- Oh, bro, not cool!
- Carry on!

1232
01:18:41,316 --> 01:18:42,483
Ok.

1233
01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:31,432
All right.

1234
01:19:59,995 --> 01:20:01,128
Amanda!

1235
01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:03,564
Amanda!

1236
01:20:06,368 --> 01:20:08,002
Where are you?

1237
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:46,907
Hey, gorgeous!

1238
01:20:46,909 --> 01:20:49,276
I got these drums at taos
pueblo when I was staying

1239
01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:51,412
- at the lemuria earthship.
- Stop.

1240
01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:04,124
Stop playing now!

1241
01:21:32,321 --> 01:21:35,256
Amanda!

1242
01:21:37,927 --> 01:21:39,059
Jack?

1243
01:22:16,399 --> 01:22:17,965
Mmm.

1244
01:22:23,105 --> 01:22:27,141
You sang for me!

1245
01:22:27,976 --> 01:22:29,209
Yeah.

1246
01:22:29,211 --> 01:22:30,678
And you're up there!

1247
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:34,014
I know, I don't know
how I'm gonna get down.

1248
01:22:34,016 --> 01:22:38,152
No, I'm coming up,
you climbed for me!

1249
01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:47,528
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

1250
01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:51,432
I'm sorry, too, I just
I got caught up and all...

1251
01:22:51,434 --> 01:22:55,302
no, please, all I need
are you and the girls.

1252
01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:57,504
I'll teach English,
I'll clean bathrooms,

1253
01:22:57,506 --> 01:23:01,442
I don't care as long
as I have you three.

1254
01:23:01,444 --> 01:23:03,577
Can you please forgive me?

1255
01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:07,448
Please, I've been such
a complete jackass.

1256
01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:12,419
You sang to me.

1257
01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:13,620
And I'm not even drunk!

1258
01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:22,129
Hey, what happened
to you, is that blood?

1259
01:23:22,131 --> 01:23:23,764
It's a long story.

1260
01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:27,401
Hey, Jack.

1261
01:23:29,637 --> 01:23:31,538
It's good to see ya, Jack.

1262
01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:33,474
Hey, Nate.

1263
01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:36,377
Yeah, Friday I'm in love!

1264
01:23:36,379 --> 01:23:38,379
You know, uh,

1265
01:23:38,381 --> 01:23:42,483
the townsfolk are even
better than Wikipedia.

1266
01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:48,689
You should all Google
Nathaniel Smith.

1267
01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:51,625
Oh, ok. All right, why don't we
start over here, all right?

1268
01:23:51,627 --> 01:23:54,528
Both of you booked rooms
for the long weekend.

1269
01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:57,131
Why don't I just, uh,
let you fine folks be.

1270
01:23:57,133 --> 01:24:01,735
Is that what you have to do before you
go back to your real home in Dallas?

1271
01:24:01,737 --> 01:24:06,573
Nate Smith, Mr. organic
farm boy lives in the big d?

1272
01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:08,542
- Oh, ok!
- No, thank you!

1273
01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:10,177
I'll be happy to
give you the rest

1274
01:24:10,179 --> 01:24:15,182
of your stay here just
free of charge, my treat.

1275
01:24:15,184 --> 01:24:19,219
Do you know the difference
between fermentation and erosion?

1276
01:24:20,422 --> 01:24:21,588
Yes.

1277
01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,725
Oh, well, uh,

1278
01:24:24,727 --> 01:24:27,061
tell your nephew
he owes me a badge.

1279
01:24:27,063 --> 01:24:28,695
Sure.

1280
01:24:28,697 --> 01:24:30,164
I'm telling
Jordan to unfollow him

1281
01:24:30,166 --> 01:24:32,599
as soon as we get service.

1282
01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:36,303
- What was that about?
- Whoa, wait, wait, wait.

1283
01:24:36,305 --> 01:24:39,173
So that's it, you're
just gonna walk away,

1284
01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:41,175
like nothin' ever happened here?

1285
01:24:41,177 --> 01:24:44,111
He's not important, let it go.

1286
01:24:44,113 --> 01:24:45,579
<i>Let it go, frozen.</i>

1287
01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:49,416
Hey, you two should
take the trailer.

1288
01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:51,785
We're gonna go on an overnight
trip, we'll let you be.

1289
01:24:51,787 --> 01:24:55,089
- Oh, you don't have to...
- well...

1290
01:24:55,091 --> 01:24:57,691
no, it's our pleasure,
we were leaving anyways.

1291
01:24:57,693 --> 01:24:59,526
Abe promised me a pet pig.

1292
01:24:59,528 --> 01:25:01,728
Yeah, babe's gettin' a babe!

1293
01:25:01,730 --> 01:25:04,264
Be really careful.

1294
01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:06,233
You kids enjoy.

1295
01:25:06,235 --> 01:25:07,768
Solid advice.

1296
01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:12,372
Sure you're ok?

1297
01:25:12,374 --> 01:25:17,878
Yeah, better than
I've been in... forever.

1298
01:25:20,116 --> 01:25:22,416
You can tell me
about it later,

1299
01:25:22,418 --> 01:25:26,120
but for now, no more talking.

1300
01:26:04,325 --> 01:26:06,894
Still up, professor?

1301
01:26:06,896 --> 01:26:08,729
I don't think
you get that title

1302
01:26:08,731 --> 01:26:11,798
teaching fifth grade English.

1303
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,268
Are you starting a new book?

1304
01:26:14,270 --> 01:26:15,869
A blog actually.

1305
01:26:15,871 --> 01:26:17,905
A typewritten blog?

1306
01:26:17,907 --> 01:26:20,707
Yeah, it's all the rage.

1307
01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:24,378
I love you.

1308
01:26:25,313 --> 01:26:26,880
I love you, too.