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               <i> ♪</i>

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       <i> ♪ I'm flying high</i>
     <i> in the Christmas sky ♪</i>

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     <i> ♪ Headed home to you ♪</i>

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    <i> ♪ When the winter wind ♪</i>

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    <i> PAM: If there's anything</i>
          <i> in the world</i>

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   <i> that challenges my concept</i>
     <i> of "perfectly normal,"</i>

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        <i> it's Christmas,</i>

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     <i> that one time of year</i>
      <i> our society decides</i>

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      <i> it's okay to pretend</i>
    <i> a fat man in a red suit</i>

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    <i> comes down our chimneys</i>
      <i> to give us presents,</i>

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        <i> and that tinsel</i>
   <i> is acceptable home decor.</i>

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         <i> ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪</i>

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     <i> And it just so happens</i>
   <i> that my humble tale begins</i>

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          <i> during that</i>
  <i> oh, so festive time of year.</i>

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         [phone ringing]

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  Hey, Ma, is everything okay?

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    <i> Well, your father wants</i>
       <i> turkey this year.</i>

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              What?

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     You know how we always
     have the Christmas ham?

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     Well, for some reason,
    he's decided in his mind

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       that we should have
        turkey this year.

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        - It's fine, Ma.
      -<i> I was really hoping</i>

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      you would be with me
    on this one, sweetheart.

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     Of course I'm with you.

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      I'm just saying that
      if Dad wants turkey,

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      I'm fine either way.

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     I'll be there just like
     every Christmas before.

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        So should we set
         an extra place

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      for someone you might
    bring with you this year?

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          Just me, Mom.
     Is there anything else?

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        I'm in the middle
         of a deadline.

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         For your book?

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        <i> Not for my book.</i>
          <i> For my job.</i>

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      How about I give you
       a call back later,

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  and we'll discuss this turkey
  or ham crisis together, okay?

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    I'm sorry to bother you.

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       I know it's not for
     a couple of more weeks,

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  but we're so looking forward
  to seeing you for Christmas.

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      Me too, Mom, me too.

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   Feel free to bring someone.

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        Goodbye, Mother.

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          Ten more days
      till Christmas, Pam!

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I don't have time to talk, Toby.

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     I'm trying to finish up
          this article.

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 Do you want a reindeer cupcake?

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    I just baked a new batch
           last night.

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           No, thanks.

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          It'll get you
     in the Christmas mood.

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 I don't have time for Christmas
         just yet, okay?

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            - [thump]
 - Did I just hear somebody say

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     they baked a new batch
      of reindeer cupcakes?

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          - I sure did!
          - Ooh, gimme!

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      A merry 12 more days
    before Christmas, Louise.

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        Back at ya, Toby!

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           [laughing]

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            Ho ho ho.

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        - [phone ringing]
         - What now, Ma?

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              Okay.

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               <i> ♪</i>

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   I like Toby, I do, but I am
   trying to get my story in,

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           and between
    his cupcake interruptions

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    and antler distractions,

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       I can barely string
      a sentence together.

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       You deserve better
         than that, Pam.

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     But I'm not the one who
  hires the office assistants.

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         I mean the job.
     They work you nonstop.

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   I'm surprised you were even
  able to make it out tonight.

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          I'm a writer.
      I don't get time off.

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        Yeah, but working
    that long and that hard,

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      you should be writing
         your own stuff.

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    It's all of my own stuff.

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     I mean stuff you love,
      stuff you care about.

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 Do you know how long it took me
    to become a staff writer

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           at a major
      like<i> New York Minute?</i>

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     You could self-publish
           your book.

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    I gotta finish it first.

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        Aha. There we go,
     You're onto something.

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 You need to take some time off
      and finish your book.

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     I need to pay my rent.
            [laughs]

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   - That's what I need to do.
           - Hi there.

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              - Oh.
         - Hi yourself.

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       What you drinking?

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         Tell you what.
  Let me finish with my friend,

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   and then I'll let you know
      when I need a refill?

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        We'll be waiting.

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        I know you will.

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            T-T-Y-S.

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           That means
   "talk to you soon," right?

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       Well, look at you.

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       You have been busy
       since the divorce,

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       I'll give you that.

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    And you need to get busy,
    if you know what I mean.

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       The friend is cute.

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      Your cute and my cute
        aren't the same.

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      Whatever happened to
 that guy Mark from accounting?

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        It's complicated.

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       You're complicated.

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      Is it so complicated
         to want someone

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         who understands
       the little things?

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      And by little things,
        I assume you mean

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understanding when you cancel on
 dates because you have to work?

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         Okay, so I was
      a little preoccupied.

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   But to be honest with you,
     we weren't a good fit.

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    And it's all about making
      good choices, right?

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        What do you mean?

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        Well, you've just
        become liberated.

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  I remember what that's like.

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        You're out there,
         you're dating,

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        and you feel like
        you're 18 again.

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         - It's amazing.
     - But sooner or later,

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           you realize
    that you're not 18 again.

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    Life is short, you know?

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        You find yourself
       out there searching

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           for someone
    who makes you feel like--

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            Eighteen?

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         You know what?
       I'm done with you.

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    - I'm going back to work.
           - Oh, wait.

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    I haven't even shown you
        the surprise yet.

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         What surprise?

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        Merry Christmas!

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          What is this?

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       A Christmas cruise?

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    It's a five-day boat trip

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         from San Pedro,
    the port of Los Angeles,

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to this tiny little island about
  200 miles out on the Pacific.

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      It's a resort called
        Christmas Island.

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              - Oh.
   - It's just one day there,

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    three days on the island,
        and one day back.

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    My designer friend got me
   tickets for me and a date,

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     and I don't have a date

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          so I figured
    I'd bring my best friend

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  and find a date on the boat.

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 She even got me tickets to LA.

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       It's really called
        Christmas Island?

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   Yeah, it's a theme resort.

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   Oh, let me guess the theme.
         Pirates? Arrr!

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  It's gonna be amazing, okay?

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         It's only open
   one month out of the year,

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   and they've got nightclubs
      and surfing, diving,

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      tours of the island,
    and lots of single guys,

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      all Christmas themed.

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          Santa Claus?
      Not my kind of cute.

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         No, the cruise
      is Christmas themed.

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  The guys are a variety pack.
        It'll be so fun.

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      Becky, it sounds like
       an amazing present,

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    but this time of the year
    for me getting off work,

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      I just can't take off
          a week and...

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      go out to California
            with you.

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          Hear me out.
 The cruise leaves in two days.

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    We'll just fly out to LA,
        go on the cruise,

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     and I'll have you back
          by next week,

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 and then you'll have plenty of
 time to work yourself to death.

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              Stop.

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      You said it yourself:
         Life is short.

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      And whether you wanna
        admit it or not,

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       you need an escape.

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  Just think about it tonight.
          Okay? For me.

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              Okay.

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    To our Christmas cruise.

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            Ho ho ho.

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           [laughing]

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               <i> ♪</i>

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     Yeah, yeah, yeah, Arlo.

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         [phone ringing]

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           - Hey, Mom.
       <i> - Crisis averted.</i>

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  <i> We will have ham</i> and<i> turkey.</i>

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   It's gonna be a real feast
           this year.

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         - Sounds good.
        <i> - Are you home?</i>

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   I just got back, actually.

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  <i> Oh, were you out on a date?</i>

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      Just out with Becky.

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      <i> I've actually gotta</i>
       <i> do a little work,</i>

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          <i> so I'm glad</i>
   <i> you worked everything out.</i>

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           It's 10:00.
        You work so hard.

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       It's the job, Mom.

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  Just as long as you love it.

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   You do love it, don't you,
           sweetheart?

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 I'm a writer in New York City.

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       What's not to love?

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 <i> Just once I would like to see</i>

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  someone standing next to you
      when I open the door.

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       Yeah, me too, Mom.

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         <i> Either way...</i>

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    I can't wait to see you.

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         <i> Love you, Mom.</i>

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     Give Dad a hug for me,
           okay? Bye.

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           - Morning.
    - Boss wants to see you.

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              Okay.

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          He said now.

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   I'm never gonna get ahead.

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    Want a reindeer cupcake?
         Live a little.

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  Pam, I took a gander at this
  article about the millennials

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           influencing
    the city infrastructure.

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      It's true, you know.

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         That's exactly
      what I was going for.

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     Yeah, but it's boring.

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             Boring?

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  Yeah, well, not the writing.
  It's just the subject matter.

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     I mean, it's just like,
      the millennial thing

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  has just been done to death.

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    I mean, you've been here
            for, uh--

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     Yikes. You've been here
        for a long time.

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       Where are you going
        with this, Arlo?

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      Look, when my father
       gave me this place,

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      I know what everybody
     was saying around here.

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            - You do?
  - Yeah, of course, of course.

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     But I still want to do
       something special.

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       I mean, I'm reading
      these things, right?

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       And I'm just like,
    "Oh, boring. I'm asleep."

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   I wake up, I read this one,
  and I'm back to sleep again.

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          I'm so bored!
    I'm bored that I'm bored!

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      With all due respect,
      you are new to this.

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     Yeah, but you're one of
my favorite writers around here.

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   You're the only one I think
    who has a lick of talent.

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  And excellent taste, and I'm
    catching on very quickly.

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       So here's the deal.

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  I think we need to just have
  a little change around here.

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     Right? We gotta keep up
  with the<i> Post</i> and the<i> Times.</i>

219
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     Speaking of the times,
  everyone is reading the news

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      on the Internet now,
     which is an improvement

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    because now you don't get
    the ink on your fingers.

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    I always hated that thing
   because it's like the news.

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  The news is dirty. You can't
 take the dirt out of the news.

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       It's a whole thing.
  What are you working on now?

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      Um, I am finishing up
           the article

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    on the Syracuse Dog Show.

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  See, that's not what we need.

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      You don't like dogs?

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        No, I love dogs.
      Don't like Syracuse.

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       I went to Syracuse.

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      It's a lovely school.

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    I don't fully understand
        the orange thing,

233
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    but here's what we need.

234
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,089
        We need something
   that's just young and sexy.

235
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,192
   Look, young doesn't always
      equal sexy, sweetie.

236
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,760
        It's just that--

237
00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,395
       Nah, you're right.
       I'll give you that.

238
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,930
           Let me try
    something different then.

239
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,465
    I'll make it very simple.

240
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,767
    You bring me what I need,
       and I will make you

241
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,470
       <i> New York Minute's</i>
        managing editor.

242
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,543
          You serious?

243
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,278
        Managing editor?

244
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,714
     I already told you that
 you're my favorite writer here.

245
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,148
        What do you say?

246
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,651
   What do you want me to do?

247
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,686
         I have no idea.

248
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,255
         I have no idea.

249
00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:26,458
  Hey, holidays are coming up.

250
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,994
    Yes! It's like a romance,

251
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,096
          finding love
   during the holidays piece.

252
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,031
      You're single, right?

253
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,968
        Yeah, but, um...

254
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,937
  I have to be honest with you.

255
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,472
       I just don't think
  that I'm a good fit for this

256
00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:44,175
      because my love life
   is nothing to write about.

257
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,678
    That is very sad to hear.

258
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,114
   All right, well, you know,
  it's actually not a bad thing

259
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,849
     because then it becomes
    a wish fulfillment piece,

260
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:54,152
 where a single woman is trying
    to navigate the landscape

261
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,454
             during
   the Christmastime holiday,

262
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,090
  and that is what our readers
        will connect to,

263
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,759
        so it's very good
      that a woman your age

264
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,028
    is writing this article.

265
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,596
             My age?

266
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,465
   How old do you think I am?

267
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,334
    You are a very beautiful,
            talented,

268
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,136
    and sophisticated woman.

269
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,971
      Good save. Thank you.

270
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,273
 And there are other beautiful,
  talented, sophisticated women

271
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,676
   who are gonna be very alone
       during the holiday.

272
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,545
     Why? Because it's just
   impossible to meet anybody

273
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,281
         worth a pint of
 pomegranate juice in this city,

274
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,216
         so we just need
      to put you in a place

275
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,586
       where we know that
   it's gonna be a done deal.

276
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,190
    Me? You're gonna put me?

277
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,659
 It's like an undercover exposé,

278
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,661
    where we don't want them
 to know that you're a reporter.

279
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,997
          We want them
     just to see you as a...

280
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,299
      Beautiful, talented,
      sophisticated woman.

281
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,635
         - Yes! Exactly.
            - Gotcha.

282
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,503
  It's just we gotta brainstorm
     where you're gonna go.

283
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,539
         - Okay, where?
         - I don't know!

284
00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:51,509
We just gotta send you somewhere
    that's warm and tropical

285
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,378
       and like an escape.

286
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,979
    It's gotta be an escape.

287
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,716
     Tropical and warm, huh?

288
00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,518
  You know, it's gotta be like
 where you find love, you know,

289
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,488
   and then it's an adventure.

290
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,257
             Arlo...

291
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,560
   I think I found the place.

292
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,999
               <i> ♪</i>

293
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,745
 <i> ♪ Can you feel it in the air ♪</i>

294
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,681
       <i> ♪ This Christmas ♪</i>

295
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,249
      PAM: Wow, that's big!

296
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,017
     When was the last time
   you were on a cruise ship?

297
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,420
        Never. My family
     was more into camping.

298
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,388
       Our vacations were
     always at state parks.

299
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,824
 Are the waves gonna be choppy?

300
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,860
     No, this ship's so big,
 you won't even feel the waves.

301
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,428
              Good.

302
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,863
       What are you doing?

303
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,232
 Just writing down a few notes.

304
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,700
     Pam, we're on vacation.

305
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,835
             I know.
      I'm just writing down

306
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,471
my first impressions of the boat
         for my journal.

307
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,473
        [clearing throat]

308
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,377
   Okay, I'm putting it away.

309
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,879
     - All right, let's go.
          - All right.

310
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,047
    <i> ♪ Feels like Christmas ♪</i>

311
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,416
        [ship horn blows]

312
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,653
             - Bye!
       - Merry Christmas!

313
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,590
  I think we're the only people
         on this cruise

314
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,726
     who remember the '90s.

315
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,394
          I like that.
   I'm hoping to meet someone

316
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,597
    who thinks Britney Spears
    is an oldie but a goodie.

317
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,633
    Hey, are you guys excited
   about the Christmas cruise?

318
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,735
     Do you know they serve
  all-you-can-eat shrimp here?

319
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,471
    Are you taking the cruise
      just for the shrimp?

320
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,972
   He thinks with his stomach.

321
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,475
    That's not the only thing
          I think with.

322
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,810
      I'm Jessica Noel. Hi.

323
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,545
           Soon to be
      Jessica Noel Holland.

324
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:36,881
     And this is my fiancé,
         David Holland.

325
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,883
        Pamela Stevenson.
        Congratulations.

326
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,819
         - Becky Monroe.
              - Hi.

327
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,387
               Hi.

328
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,988
   So is this your first time
    on the Christmas cruise?

329
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,990
       It's my first time
         on any cruise.

330
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,660
      We met on this cruise
        a few years ago.

331
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:51,329
          How romantic.

332
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,499
   Can I please just take down
      a few notes? Please?

333
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,801
       Only if you promise
     to go just a few hours

334
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,236
         without jotting
         something down.

335
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,237
           You got it.

336
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,438
 Just try to live in the moment.

337
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,973
         Take it all in.

338
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,474
      Is your memory really
      failing you that much

339
00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:05,276
     that you have to write
        everything down?

340
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,646
   - I just wanna be accurate.
           - Accurate?

341
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,748
 Your news reporting is starting
   to affect your journaling.

342
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,283
         You really need
      to rethink this job.

343
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,752
 There's gonna be a change soon.

344
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,121
     Good. And if you don't
  put that up when you're done,

345
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,456
   I'm throwing it overboard.

346
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,258
        You got it. Done.

347
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,328
 <i> MAN OVER P.A.: All passengers</i>
      <i> to Christmas Island.</i>

348
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,163
          <i> All aboard!</i>

349
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,633
        <i> ♪ Old St. Nick's</i>
   <i> got a new bag of tricks ♪</i>

350
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,468
         Welcome aboard
      the<i> Christmas Queen,</i>

351
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,272
   the holliest, jolliest ship
     to sail the Seven Seas.

352
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,642
       Oh, you be sure and
    check out our shrimp farm

353
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,378
     on the Mistletoe Deck.

354
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,213
         Welcome aboard
      the<i> Christmas Queen,</i>

355
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,350
   the holliest, jolliest ship
       on the Seven Seas.

356
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,720
    Oh, be sure to check out
      our Christmas trees.

357
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,655
    <i> ♪ Santa's back in town ♪</i>

358
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,991
         Welcome aboard
     the<i> Christmas Queen...</i>

359
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,659
             [gasps]

360
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,895
         We had a deal.

361
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,997
      - What are you doing?
         - I warned you.

362
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,566
   PAM: I was just taking down
        a few more notes.

363
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,569
       - It is beautiful.
      - Okay, so enjoy it!

364
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,742
    Ladies, does this belong
         to one of you?

365
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,779
           Go get it.

366
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,317
            Um, yes.

367
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,319
      It's mine. Thank you.

368
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,256
I certainly don't mean to snoop.
    It was open on this page.

369
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,992
          Good writing.
 "There's opulent holiday decor

370
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,194
            adorning
     the sleek ocean liner,

371
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,830
    appropriately setting up
     passenger expectations

372
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:37,402
          for immersion
      in holiday fantasy."

373
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:41,372
  Wow. "So many young beautiful
  people searching for escape."

374
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,442
    That's good. I like that.
        It's really good.

375
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,911
    I know. Travel reporter.

376
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:50,048
    No, no, it's my journal.

377
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,718
      Sorry. I didn't mean
      to read your journal.

378
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,420
  You're really a good writer.

379
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,889
     You should try doing it
         professionally.

380
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,758
           Thank you.
     I'm actually a writer.

381
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,593
           I work for
      the<i> New York Minute.</i>

382
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:04,796
        Are you serious?

383
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,631
   I love the<i> New York Minute.</i>
       Are you kidding me?

384
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,599
      I have a subscription
     to the<i> New York Minute.</i>

385
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,568
  You know, some of my friends,
       they give me noise

386
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,105
 because I still get hard copies
    instead of going digital.

387
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,041
      But this is amazing.
          I love your--

388
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,111
    I'm a child of the '90s,
            you know?

389
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:24,449
             Me too!
 What a crazy coincidence, huh?

390
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,051
  So are you writing an article
        about the cruise?

391
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,355
No, no, no, I'm just on vacation
    with my girlfriend Becky.

392
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:34,959
      I'm Pamela Stevenson.

393
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,495
              Jake.
         Jake Rockwell.

394
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,796
      Are you with anyone?

395
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,498
         Actually, I am.

396
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,200
               Oh.

397
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,003
       Here with everyone.

398
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,238
   You're the cruise director.

399
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,940
           That I am.

400
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,575
   And listen, I wish I could
   continue this conversation.

401
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,577
   I love having it with you,
       but it's gotta wait

402
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:57,015
   because I have places to go
       and people to greet

403
00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:00,118
         and miles to go
         before I sleep.

404
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,153
 That's Robert Frost, you know.

405
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,288
             I know.

406
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,691
       All right, so enjoy
       the cruise, relax,

407
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,827
   and I will see you around.

408
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,867
              What?

409
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,036
     I thought this would be
          good for you.

410
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,005
          Oh, come on.
    He's the cruise director.

411
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,474
    He just ditched me to go
   and be with everyone else.

412
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,543
     Seemed pretty friendly.

413
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,713
        That's my point.
  He's friendly with everyone.

414
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,882
      But you're not always
     friendly with everyone,

415
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:32,717
      and that looked like
      an ice breaker to me.

416
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,186
   Isn't it against the rules

417
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,522
          for the crew
 to fraternize with passengers?

418
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,792
Yes, and I think it's about time
 you started breaking the rules.

419
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,528
   And there's a couple rules
    I'd like to break myself.

420
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,964
             Becky!

421
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:50,468
     I am really blown away
     at how big the boat is.

422
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,237
    We're gonna have a blast.
       I know I'm excited.

423
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,373
     - So we're 302, right?
             - 302.

424
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,908
           Here we go!

425
00:17:57,010 --> 00:18:00,878
             [gasps]
               Oh!

426
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,947
       I love this color.

427
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,852
         I love the bed.

428
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,524
         And where am I
       supposed to sleep?

429
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,795
            You know
     I like sleeping alone.

430
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,697
       There must've been
      some kind of mistake.

431
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,433
  Yeah, I'll say. I'll just go
   talk to the cruise manager.

432
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,169
            - Purser
    - Purser, cruise manager,

433
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,205
       whosever in charge
          of the beds.

434
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,674
       I'll just tell them
    to give us another room.

435
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,943
      Wait! Let's check out
            the view.

436
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:36,848
              Ohh!

437
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,249
      Come! Get over here!

438
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,685
              Okay.

439
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,753
   I don't wanna switch rooms
    if we have to lose this.

440
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,456
    PAM: Oh, it is beautiful.

441
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,025
      BECKY: Are the waves
    still gonna be a problem?

442
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,061
      This is a great gift.
           Thank you.

443
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,063
   My pleasure. But I do need
       one thing from you.

444
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,297
        And what's that?

445
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,299
        Just consider it
     a Christmas gift to me.

446
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,602
              Okay.

447
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:01,372
    And I know this is a hard
 concept for you, but just try.

448
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,875
       - Try to have fun.
       - I am having fun!

449
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,477
    I'm serious. I love you,
 but you are constantly working.

450
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:11,249
     You need this vacation.
   You need to relax, escape.

451
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,917
             Escape.

452
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,720
    - You don't seem relaxed.
      - I am relaxed! Stop!

453
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,888
    We're going to have fun.

454
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,090
        Yeah, okay, fun.

455
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,092
      <i> Passengers, welcome</i>
    <i> to the</i> Christmas Queen,

456
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,960
  <i> the holliest, jolliest ship</i>
       <i> on the Seven Seas.</i>

457
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,795
     <i> This is Captain Clyde,</i>
   <i> your lovable ship captain.</i>

458
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,564
   <i> We are about to leave port</i>

459
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,667
        <i> to embark on our</i>
 <i> 41st annual Christmas cruise.</i>

460
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,469
  <i> If you direct your attention</i>
 <i> outside the portside windows,</i>

461
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,504
      <i> you can wave goodbye</i>
       <i> to your loved ones</i>

462
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,307
   <i> - as we sail southwest...</i>
   <i> -</i> Okay, it's a nice view.

463
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,075
      <i> to the world's only</i>
    <i> Christmas-themed resort,</i>

464
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,510
           - I mean...
      <i> - Christmas Island.</i>

465
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,746
        What's the face?

466
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,949
      Well, we really don't
     have anyone to wave to.

467
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:50,655
     Oh, maybe we're looking
     in the wrong direction.

468
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,025
            - Uh-oh.
           - Oh, yeah.

469
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,043
         Be right back.

470
00:19:56,145 --> 00:19:58,646
        [ship horn blows]

471
00:20:13,062 --> 00:20:14,495
           [knocking]

472
00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:21,135
        - Can I help you?
         - You're the--

473
00:20:21,237 --> 00:20:24,872
      Yes, you're the hotel
     cruise manager, right?

474
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,475
    Well, I have a complaint
          about my bed.

475
00:20:27,577 --> 00:20:30,711
 - It's not comfortable enough?
         - Not exactly.

476
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,981
 It's just that we were supposed
        to have two beds,

477
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,549
      and there's only one.

478
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,585
  - You wanna handle this one?
          - Yeah, sure.

479
00:20:37,687 --> 00:20:40,421
   I have to bring some extra
  towels to that family in 4B.

480
00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:42,256
            Oh, okay.

481
00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:44,191
  JAKE: I got it covered, Boss.

482
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,296
              Wow.

483
00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:51,799
        Hey, hello again.

484
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:53,634
          Hello again.

485
00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:57,939
             So, uh,
       how can I help you?

486
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:02,343
  You wouldn't also secretly be
    the captain or something?

487
00:21:02,445 --> 00:21:06,113
  No, I wish I was the captain,
  I really do, but no, I'm not.

488
00:21:06,215 --> 00:21:07,515
       What's the problem?

489
00:21:07,617 --> 00:21:09,750
        - It's our cabin.
          - Stateroom.

490
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,152
              Huh?
    It's not called a cabin.

491
00:21:11,254 --> 00:21:13,020
    It's called a stateroom.

492
00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:15,623
          Let me guess.
    You don't like the decor.

493
00:21:15,725 --> 00:21:17,959
             Oh, no,
    I love the color scheme.

494
00:21:18,061 --> 00:21:19,794
   Green's my favorite color.

495
00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:23,664
   It's just that my stateroom
        only has one bed.

496
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,967
              - Oh.
   - You still call it a bed,

497
00:21:26,069 --> 00:21:27,802
  or do you call them something
    differently on the boat?

498
00:21:27,904 --> 00:21:29,370
            The ship.

499
00:21:29,472 --> 00:21:32,173
  You call the bed "the ship?"

500
00:21:32,275 --> 00:21:34,041
          Doesn't have
       something secretly

501
00:21:34,143 --> 00:21:37,611
 to do with you thinking you're
a captain or something, does it?

502
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,547
            Heh heh.

503
00:21:39,649 --> 00:21:42,483
        No. Listen, a bed
    is still called "a bed,"

504
00:21:42,585 --> 00:21:45,319
      and a boat is called
           "the ship."

505
00:21:46,656 --> 00:21:48,823
             Gotcha.

506
00:21:48,925 --> 00:21:50,458
       I'll tell you what.

507
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,727
    Why don't I have somebody
     bring up a rollaway bed

508
00:21:52,829 --> 00:21:54,829
        to your stateroom
      as soon as possible?

509
00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:56,697
         - Is that okay?
          - A rollaway?

510
00:21:56,799 --> 00:22:00,501
    Can't you just move us to
 a different room or something?

511
00:22:00,603 --> 00:22:03,571
  Have you seen how many people
        are on this boat?

512
00:22:03,673 --> 00:22:05,239
      Maybe we could trade
         with a couple.

513
00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:07,241
            A couple?

514
00:22:07,343 --> 00:22:10,211
  Yeah, someone with more beds
       than they may need.

515
00:22:10,313 --> 00:22:13,247
 I am so sorry, but we're doing
      the best we can here.

516
00:22:13,349 --> 00:22:15,683
  How about this? Why don't you
      give your room number

517
00:22:15,785 --> 00:22:17,418
  to the cruise hotel manager,

518
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,655
 and we will get you a rollaway
   bed like we promised, huh?

519
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,424
        We're on a boat,

520
00:22:23,526 --> 00:22:26,060
     and I'm going to sleep
         on a rollaway.

521
00:22:26,162 --> 00:22:30,398
    Well, it won't roll away
  while I'm sleeping, will it?

522
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,033
            [laughs]

523
00:22:32,135 --> 00:22:35,169
    Yeah, no, absolutely not.
      You'll be just fine.

524
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,937
   You know<i> Rollaway Monthly?</i>

525
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,606
       They just recently
        gave us an award

526
00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:41,175
       for having the most
    comfortable rollaway beds

527
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,210
       on any cruise ship
   anywhere in the world ever.

528
00:22:43,312 --> 00:22:44,845
        - Wait a minute.
             - What?

529
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:48,916
     That doesn't sound like
    a real publication to me.

530
00:22:49,018 --> 00:22:52,586
    I will make sure you get
extra pillows, extra comforters.

531
00:22:52,688 --> 00:22:54,455
     And between you and me,

532
00:22:54,557 --> 00:22:58,092
       I'm gonna give you
    an extra rollaway bed...

533
00:22:58,194 --> 00:22:59,860
            for free.

534
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,596
           Okay, sold.

535
00:23:02,698 --> 00:23:04,098
           Okay, good.

536
00:23:05,535 --> 00:23:08,702
       Um, I'll just, uh,
           roll away.

537
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,304
          There you go.

538
00:23:16,045 --> 00:23:18,979
               <i> ♪</i>

539
00:23:19,082 --> 00:23:21,148
 BECKY: What could you possibly
      be writing about now,

540
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,918
      the gingerbread man?

541
00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:26,787
  Hey! What do you have against
     Christmas decorations?

542
00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:28,656
  I love Christmas decorations.

543
00:23:28,758 --> 00:23:31,225
          The eyes just
       remind me of my ex.

544
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,461
    Your ex is a cookie now?

545
00:23:33,563 --> 00:23:35,262
          Hello again.

546
00:23:35,364 --> 00:23:36,464
             - Hey!
              - Hi!

547
00:23:36,566 --> 00:23:37,665
     - Mind if we join you?
             - Sure.

548
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:40,801
      PAM: What's so funny?

549
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:43,804
         You're sitting
     in the exact same spot

550
00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:45,506
        I was sitting in
       when we first met.

551
00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:47,141
             Really?

552
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:49,810
      - This is our table.
    - You all wanna sit here?

553
00:23:49,912 --> 00:23:51,178
       Oh, no, it's okay.

554
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,180
    Me and my friends decided
         it would be fun

555
00:23:53,282 --> 00:23:55,116
 to take a cruise and get away.

556
00:23:55,218 --> 00:23:56,917
    And someone told me about
    the buffet on this ship.

557
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:57,952
    Do you know they serve...

558
00:23:58,054 --> 00:23:59,653
     All-you-can-eat shrimp.

559
00:23:59,755 --> 00:24:01,922
        You mentioned it.
           [laughing]

560
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:05,192
   My buddy and I were getting
 ready for dinner, like tonight,

561
00:24:05,261 --> 00:24:07,661
       and I took one look
          at this one,

562
00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:09,864
       and I knew we'd be
        together forever.

563
00:24:09,966 --> 00:24:12,066
              Aww.

564
00:24:28,751 --> 00:24:30,584
  BECKY: Who are you waving at?

565
00:24:34,991 --> 00:24:36,557
           [drumroll]

566
00:24:36,659 --> 00:24:38,225
               ♪

567
00:24:38,327 --> 00:24:40,027
            Ho ho ho!

568
00:24:40,129 --> 00:24:41,495
           [applause]

569
00:24:41,597 --> 00:24:43,564
            Ho ho ho!

570
00:24:45,001 --> 00:24:46,901
      Ho ho ho, everybody.

571
00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:50,404
 Your pal Santa was out at sea,
   catching some tasty waves,

572
00:24:50,506 --> 00:24:54,742
    and he decided to drop by
    here for an early visit.

573
00:24:54,844 --> 00:24:58,379
  Have you all been good girls
       and boys this year?

574
00:24:58,481 --> 00:25:00,514
        I can't hear you!

575
00:25:00,616 --> 00:25:02,816
          - Yes, Santa!
          - [cheering]

576
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:05,186
            Whoo-hoo!
           [laughing]

577
00:25:05,288 --> 00:25:10,024
         All right then!
     It's time for presents.

578
00:25:10,126 --> 00:25:11,425
             - Yes!
          - All right!

579
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:15,930
   Sarah and Courtney Johnson,

580
00:25:16,032 --> 00:25:19,066
     come on up and receive
      your Christmas gift.

581
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:25,906
         Thanks, Santa.

582
00:25:30,546 --> 00:25:31,679
        They're perfect!

583
00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:33,280
     Just seven more months.

584
00:25:33,382 --> 00:25:35,716
     He'll be wearing these
          like a champ.

585
00:25:35,818 --> 00:25:38,085
        - Thanks, Santa!
   - Merry Christmas, ladies.

586
00:25:38,187 --> 00:25:39,820
        Merry Christmas.

587
00:25:41,557 --> 00:25:42,957
    How did Santa know that?

588
00:25:43,059 --> 00:25:47,027
      He just always knows
       the right present.

589
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,697
      It's a trick, right?

590
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:52,399
       - Pamela Stevenson.
           - It's you!

591
00:25:52,501 --> 00:25:54,735
    Pamela Stevenson, I have
  a Christmas present for you.

592
00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:00,241
            Oh, wow.

593
00:26:00,343 --> 00:26:02,042
        Thank you, Santa.

594
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,978
      Uh, it's a little big

595
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,646
         for a gift card
      to House of Coffees,

596
00:26:05,748 --> 00:26:07,881
       but thanks, Santa!

597
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,450
              Whoo!

598
00:26:09,552 --> 00:26:10,985
        Merry Christmas.

599
00:26:13,589 --> 00:26:15,322
           It's cute.

600
00:26:15,424 --> 00:26:17,424
        Open it, open it!
   The suspense is killing me.

601
00:26:17,526 --> 00:26:19,093
     SANTA: Rebecca Monroe.

602
00:26:19,195 --> 00:26:21,262
      That's me, that's me!

603
00:26:22,698 --> 00:26:23,964
       Wait to open yours
     until I get back, okay?

604
00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,666
             Got it.

605
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,202
         Thanks, Santa.

606
00:26:32,241 --> 00:26:34,308
           What is it?
         What'd you get?

607
00:26:35,778 --> 00:26:38,512
     Hmm. Well, it's pretty,

608
00:26:38,614 --> 00:26:40,848
    but I'm not particularly
           into fish.

609
00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:42,816
   You should wear it anyway,
     like a good luck charm.

610
00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:44,752
      SANTA: David Holland
        and Jessica Noel.

611
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:45,853
         Oh, that's us.

612
00:26:45,955 --> 00:26:47,121
           Come on up!

613
00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:52,293
      - Such a cute couple.
            - I know.

614
00:26:52,395 --> 00:26:54,361
           [applause]

615
00:26:54,463 --> 00:26:56,330
            Ho ho ho!

616
00:26:57,433 --> 00:26:58,599
    Well, open it up, sweets.

617
00:26:58,701 --> 00:26:59,867
     SANTA: Merry Christmas.

618
00:26:59,969 --> 00:27:03,304
              - Oh.
         - Look at that.

619
00:27:03,406 --> 00:27:05,205
              Um...

620
00:27:05,274 --> 00:27:08,042
       "And so it begins,
     the time of your life.

621
00:27:08,144 --> 00:27:11,111
        Congratulations,
       Jessica and David."

622
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,647
      What did I tell you?
      Santa's never wrong.

623
00:27:15,418 --> 00:27:17,818
   Well, are you gonna open it
    or stare at it all night?

624
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,486
          I don't know.

625
00:27:19,588 --> 00:27:21,722
     It's probably something
   kinda lame, like your gift.

626
00:27:21,824 --> 00:27:24,658
       Oh, it's not lame.
  It's starting to grow on me.

627
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,261
     I think it's real gold.

628
00:27:33,336 --> 00:27:34,501
         BECKY: Come on.

629
00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:39,740
              Wow.

630
00:27:39,842 --> 00:27:41,875
         It's beautiful.

631
00:27:41,977 --> 00:27:44,044
       My mom got me a set
         just like this

632
00:27:44,146 --> 00:27:45,512
   when I was nine years old.

633
00:27:45,614 --> 00:27:46,714
               Oh!

634
00:27:46,816 --> 00:27:49,350
        I wrote my first
       short story in it.

635
00:27:49,452 --> 00:27:51,418
      Well, that's lovely.

636
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,688
   Looks like Christmas-cruise
      Santa strikes again.

637
00:27:54,790 --> 00:27:56,056
              Yeah.

638
00:28:08,003 --> 00:28:09,536
       What are you doing?

639
00:28:09,638 --> 00:28:11,905
           It's 10:00,
 and everyone else is partying.

640
00:28:12,007 --> 00:28:13,440
   You're already in your PJs?

641
00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:16,710
     I was, uh, just writing
       a few things down.

642
00:28:16,812 --> 00:28:19,279
 For a second, I was hoping that
  cruise director was in here.

643
00:28:19,382 --> 00:28:21,215
            - Becky!
 - You're coming to the lounge.

644
00:28:21,317 --> 00:28:22,883
There's so many cute guys there.

645
00:28:22,985 --> 00:28:25,119
   Maybe tomorrow, girl. I'm--

646
00:28:25,221 --> 00:28:26,854
             [yawns]
            I'm beat.

647
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:29,590
       Pam! We had a deal.

648
00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:31,892
       You're on vacation,
   and you're gonna have fun.

649
00:28:31,994 --> 00:28:34,194
  Who says I'm not having fun?

650
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:35,863
           I just did.

651
00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:38,799
        You are gorgeous,
 and you're one of the sweetest,

652
00:28:38,901 --> 00:28:40,567
   most talented women I know,

653
00:28:40,669 --> 00:28:43,370
      and it's time you let
   some lucky fella see that.

654
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:44,972
          Now come on.

655
00:28:45,074 --> 00:28:47,408
           Yes, ma'am.

656
00:28:49,879 --> 00:28:55,282
               <i> ♪</i>

657
00:29:01,724 --> 00:29:04,925
         <i> ♪ [continues]</i>

658
00:29:15,905 --> 00:29:18,138
    You know, there's a lotta
    cute guys on this cruise.

659
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,007
             Mm-hmm.

660
00:29:20,109 --> 00:29:21,775
    Meaning if the one you're
  looking for doesn't show up,

661
00:29:21,877 --> 00:29:23,510
      you could always just
        find another one.

662
00:29:23,612 --> 00:29:25,813
        I don't know what
      you're talking about.

663
00:29:25,915 --> 00:29:27,848
          - You don't?
              - No.

664
00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:31,185
  It seems like you're looking
   for somebody in particular.

665
00:29:31,287 --> 00:29:32,486
              Pam.

666
00:29:32,588 --> 00:29:33,954
              What?

667
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,194
        Oh, oh, me likey.

668
00:29:45,067 --> 00:29:46,533
          Hey, ladies,
    would you like to dance?

669
00:29:46,635 --> 00:29:48,602
     I'm Paul. This is Gil.

670
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,971
          I'd love to.
     I'm Becky. This is Pam.

671
00:29:52,141 --> 00:29:54,508
  I'm really not into dancing.

672
00:29:54,610 --> 00:29:56,210
         Oh, thank God,

673
00:29:56,312 --> 00:29:58,645
 'cause I got plantar fasciitis
        something fierce.

674
00:29:58,747 --> 00:30:00,981
     It's like my, my socks
    are made of thumb tacks.

675
00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:03,684
  I have to sleep with my feet
   on these two blocks of ice

676
00:30:03,786 --> 00:30:05,052
      at the end of my bed.

677
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,287
      I woke up one morning
          hypothermic,

678
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,522
     third-degree frostbite.

679
00:30:08,624 --> 00:30:10,157
         They almost had
      to amputate my feet.

680
00:30:10,259 --> 00:30:12,893
They were black and shriveled up
     with skin flaking off.

681
00:30:12,995 --> 00:30:15,295
            - Really?
 - Yeah. You wanna grab a drink?

682
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:17,297
 Getting drunk is the only thing
    that will kill this pain.

683
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:19,166
            Uh, sure.

684
00:30:19,268 --> 00:30:21,635
  It's really bad on my ulcers
    and not good for my gout,

685
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:24,571
  but what else is there to do
       on a cruise, right?

686
00:30:24,673 --> 00:30:25,906
          [Gil groans]

687
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:33,230
        Gotta say, Jake,

688
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,232
          the honeymoon
      was pretty fantastic.

689
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,800
          [Jake laughs]

690
00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:39,169
       It was pretty nice
 being on dry land for a change,

691
00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:41,471
      you know what I mean?

692
00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:44,842
  Not long for the South Seas,
          are you, Bob?

693
00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,544
         How about you?

694
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,146
         What about me?

695
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,582
         Come on, Jake,
    every woman at my wedding

696
00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,584
          was wondering
    why you were there alone.

697
00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:57,154
        Ah, come on, man,
       that was by choice.

698
00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:59,223
   You know I had a lotta fun
        at your wedding.

699
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,091
           Yeah, yeah.

700
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,260
 But I also noticed you weren't
     particularly interested

701
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:06,363
     in any of those women.

702
00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:09,199
 What do you want from me, man?
         I was friendly.

703
00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:10,667
           Of course.

704
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,169
         You always are.

705
00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:15,439
         But you're not
        fooling me, Jake.

706
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:18,275
       It's kinda like how
     you were at my wedding.

707
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,444
    What do you mean by that?

708
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,679
          You act like
    you're enjoying yourself,

709
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:27,251
  but deep down, you kinda know
   something might be missing.

710
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:32,055
       Have a good night.

711
00:31:32,157 --> 00:31:33,590
            You too.

712
00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:40,097
         <i> ♪ [continues]</i>

713
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:43,267
    Is that a jade angelfish?

714
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:45,068
    I study those, for real.

715
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:46,236
             Study?

716
00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:48,238
     I'm a marine biologist.

717
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:52,276
  Do you have any idea how rare
  and beautiful those fish are?

718
00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:53,944
    So you like my necklace?

719
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:55,245
          It's perfect.

720
00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:56,446
         [Becky giggles]

721
00:31:57,650 --> 00:31:58,815
             Ohh...

722
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,984
      Oh, I need this drink
         more than ever.

723
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:02,286
               Mm.

724
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,590
   Oh, that's so much better.

725
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,926
       Oh! Oh, my stomach.

726
00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:15,299
      GIL: Aw, I used to be
    on my feet all the time.

727
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,234
            - Really?
        - Oh, yeah, yeah.

728
00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:20,437
      I was a professional
          speed walker.

729
00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:23,407
  We did a walking race all the
 way from Miami to Los Angeles.

730
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:25,242
      Came in third place.
Had sponsorships and everything.

731
00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:27,077
            - Really?
             - Yeah.

732
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,948
 But then my calcium deficiency
  caused my arches to collapse.

733
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,849
          I had to get
     a dual hip replacement.

734
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:35,619
          One of them's
   actually made of teak wood.

735
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,288
   Ended up getting wood worms
          for a while,

736
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:40,657
      but some antibiotics
       took care of that.

737
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:42,259
         - I'm fine now.
             - Okay.

738
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:43,527
        You seem a little
     uncomfortable yourself.

739
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:46,463
      You okay? Is it-- Oh!

740
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:48,799
   - It's the heels, isn't it?
     - Yeah, it's the heels.

741
00:32:48,901 --> 00:32:50,367
     I know all about that.

742
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,703
       I had to wear heels
   when I was a lingerie model

743
00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:54,438
     - in Paris for a while.
        - [phone ringing]

744
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:57,007
           Thank God.
      Hey, I've got a call.

745
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,843
     - I need to take this.
        - Oh, okay, sure.

746
00:32:59,912 --> 00:33:03,213
      Just a minute, okay?
 Excuse me. Watch those arches.

747
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,782
    Gonna sit down right here
   on the floor for a second.

748
00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:07,884
           [groaning]

749
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:12,956
           PAM: Arlo?
       What are you doing?

750
00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:16,827
       It's gotta be like
   3:00 in the morning there.

751
00:33:16,929 --> 00:33:20,330
   <i> ARLO: I went out tonight,</i>
   <i> and I almost fell in love.</i>

752
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:21,865
         What happened?

753
00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:23,734
  She threw a drink in my face,

754
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:26,603
    but then she didn't wanna
       come home with me.

755
00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,005
           I'm sorry.

756
00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,806
<i>I even told her about the boat.</i>

757
00:33:29,908 --> 00:33:31,174
        You have a boat?

758
00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:32,743
 <i> It's my father's boat, right?</i>

759
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:34,578
  And it's technically a yacht,

760
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,214
  so I guess I was lying about
  the boat thing, I don't know.

761
00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:39,016
    <i> - But speaking of boats.</i>
            <i> -</i> Ship.

762
00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:40,550
             - Huh?
          -<i> Never mind.</i>

763
00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:42,019
     What's going on, Arlo?

764
00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:44,254
     <i> How's it going on the</i>
         barco de amor?

765
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,089
             Well...

766
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,025
       <i> That's Spanish for</i>
  <i> "boat of love," by the way.</i>

767
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,559
     This cruise storyline,
         I'm telling ya,

768
00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:51,061
         it's a winner,
         it's a winner.

769
00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:53,363
       But you just gotta
      make my life easier.

770
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,766
   <i> Right now you're out there</i>
       <i> on the high seas,</i>

771
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:59,569
 <i> and I'm sure it's just filled</i>
 <i> with lots of beautiful women.</i>

772
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:01,371
             - Arlo?
           <i> - And men.</i>

773
00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:03,740
      I'm sure there's lots
     of handsome men there.

774
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:08,111
      <i> See, you understand</i>
    <i> at your age. You get it.</i>

775
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:11,448
         Meet some guy,
        escape a little,

776
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,417
      <i> and find your story.</i>

777
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:15,452
        <i> And when you do,</i>
 <i> you come home and get to work,</i>

778
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,387
    <i> and before you know it,</i>

779
00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:19,389
    <i> you're gonna be spending</i>
  <i> so much time thinking about</i>

780
00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:22,959
    how you'll fill this huge
  office with swanky furniture

781
00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:25,062
   that you're not even gonna
   realize that you're alone.

782
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:26,930
             <i> Right?</i>

783
00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:29,232
      <i> I can't wait to see</i>
     <i> what you come up with.</i>

784
00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:30,700
      We'll talk soon, huh?

785
00:34:30,803 --> 00:34:33,603
           All right.
       Be safe, Arlo. Bye.

786
00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,774
          Don't do it.

787
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:40,043
         Don't do what?

788
00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:41,645
              Jump.

789
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:45,649
[laughs] What on earth makes you
    think that I would jump?

790
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,951
      Ho ho ho, young lady,
       you'd be surprised.

791
00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:49,419
   Once every couple of years,

792
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,121
        a passenger gets
  the bright idea of, you know,

793
00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:53,423
     going over the railing.

794
00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,459
       Then we gotta throw
    a lifeboat in the water,

795
00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:58,261
   and then somebody's gotta
  fish 'em out of the water.

796
00:34:58,363 --> 00:35:01,364
  It's a whole thing, you know?
      It gets complicated.

797
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,469
         Why aren't you
        in there dancing?

798
00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:08,939
   Mm. I don't like to dance.

799
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:12,008
   I find that very difficult
           to believe.

800
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:14,811
         Why aren't you
        in there dancing?

801
00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:19,449
          I'm off duty
       for a few minutes,

802
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:21,485
   just taking a little break.

803
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:24,621
 One of my favorite things to do
        is come out here

804
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:27,190
       and just be quiet.

805
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,459
            Peaceful.

806
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,328
     I mean, look out there.

807
00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:34,331
          That open sea
       laid out before us,

808
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,699
         it's beautiful.

809
00:35:36,869 --> 00:35:39,002
        Makes you think.

810
00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:42,873
      I know what you mean.

811
00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:45,175
       Funny, when I first
        came on the boat,

812
00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:49,446
     I was scared that I was
    gonna get seasick, but...

813
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:51,681
          this is nice.

814
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:53,483
           It's nice.

815
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,153
    Enjoying yourself so far?

816
00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,322
             So far.

817
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,325
      Santa's little gift,
        did you get that?

818
00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:04,628
     Did you have something
        to do with that?

819
00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:06,630
        How did you know?

820
00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:09,232
 Ah, that old notebook of yours
        was getting full,

821
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:10,867
     as far as I could tell,

822
00:36:10,969 --> 00:36:13,670
    and you did mention that
  your favorite color is green.

823
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:18,375
   It's the details. You gotta
 pay attention to little things.

824
00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:24,147
          I heard that
       there was a policy

825
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:28,084
   about the crew fraternizing
        with passengers.

826
00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:30,754
         Oh, yeah, yeah,
      that's a big policy.

827
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:34,057
       That's a big rule.
        We don't do that.

828
00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:37,093
              Hmm.

829
00:36:37,196 --> 00:36:41,198
    Of course, technically...

830
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,366
          I'm off duty
     for a few more minutes.

831
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,171
              And?

832
00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:51,408
    Would you care to dance?

833
00:36:55,948 --> 00:36:58,181
       Oh, there you are!

834
00:36:58,283 --> 00:37:00,183
  Ah, I brought you a freshie.

835
00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:02,852
  I myself am on number seven,

836
00:37:02,955 --> 00:37:05,255
   which brings my pain level
        down to an eight.

837
00:37:07,226 --> 00:37:08,758
             Cheers.

838
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:11,127
            Oh, hey!

839
00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:12,229
          It's Jordan.

840
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,563
         Jonas, Jasper.

841
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:15,198
           It's Jake.

842
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,733
       That's what I said.

843
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:19,769
    Were you able to find me
      those corn scrapers?

844
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:22,272
   Otherwise I can just use a
 cheese grater from the kitchen.

845
00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,641
  I'll bring 'em by your room.
    Don't you worry about it.

846
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:25,942
       I got you covered.

847
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:29,246
    Oh, thank God, thank God.

848
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:32,649
        JAKE: Well, uh...

849
00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:34,117
    I gotta go back to work.

850
00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:37,621
        Good night, Jake.

851
00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:39,522
           Good night.

852
00:37:44,196 --> 00:37:46,930
          <i> ♪ Everybody</i>
  <i> put a smile on your faces ♪</i>

853
00:37:46,999 --> 00:37:50,367
  <i> ♪ Time to open up your arms</i>
        <i> and embrace it ♪</i>

854
00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:54,070
  <i> ♪ The spirits of the islands</i>
       <i> have come today ♪</i>

855
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,972
           <i> ♪ Hey-oh ♪</i>

856
00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,375
    <i> ♪ So drink it in and let</i>
   <i> your body keep a-moving ♪</i>

857
00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,110
    <i> ♪ Ain't nothing to it ♪</i>

858
00:38:00,212 --> 00:38:01,911
       <i> ♪ Just keep doing</i>
      <i> what you're doing ♪</i>

859
00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:05,982
 <i> ♪ Let the music in your heart</i>
        <i> take you away ♪</i>

860
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,751
           <i> ♪ Hey-oh ♪</i>

861
00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:10,720
        <i> ♪ Hop, hop, hop</i>
       <i> Have a good time ♪</i>

862
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,723
        <i> ♪ Hop, hop, hop</i>
     <i> Head in the sunshine ♪</i>

863
00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:18,061
        <i> ♪ Hop, hop, hop</i>
    <i> Come and dance with me ♪</i>

864
00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:20,764
            <i> ♪ Hey-oh</i>
   <i> Feel the music move you ♪</i>

865
00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:22,832
        <i> ♪ Like the winds</i>
        <i> upon the water ♪</i>

866
00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:25,635
 <i> ♪ Every mother, every father,</i>
    <i> every son and daughter ♪</i>

867
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:29,839
        <i> ♪ Hop, hop, hop</i>
    <i> Come and dance with me ♪</i>

868
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,908
            <i> ♪ Whoa ♪</i>

869
00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,977
    <i> ♪ Every day's a holiday</i>
   <i> when you're on the ocean ♪</i>

870
00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:39,115
       - Isn't Paul great?
   - He's really not my type.

871
00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:42,352
  I'm sorry. I know you're not
       feeling his friend.

872
00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:44,421
     GIL: I feel like I got
      Satan in my slippers

873
00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:45,722
   with a thousand pitchforks.

874
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,157
            I gotta--
       I need to sit down.

875
00:38:47,259 --> 00:38:48,892
      Oh, I should've worn
         my orthopedics.

876
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:51,361
      Never choose fashion
          over comfort.

877
00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:52,429
          [Gil groans]

878
00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:55,565
    What gave you that idea?

879
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,233
       We've been walking
        around for hours.

880
00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:59,869
 Maybe we should find somewhere
     to stop and chill out.

881
00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:02,272
      Yeah, and maybe with
   an enormous ice-cold drink?

882
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:03,707
            - Eggnog!
            - Eggnog?

883
00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:05,642
            [scoffs]
        Are you serious?

884
00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:07,043
 Suddenly I just got a craving.

885
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:09,879
         - [Gil groans]
       - Where you going?

886
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,781
   I gotta get some reception.

887
00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,316
          Need to check
       on my fantasy team.

888
00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:14,484
      We made the playoffs.

889
00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,619
         - Fantasy team?
         - He's obsessed

890
00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:18,054
            with his
     fantasy football team.

891
00:39:18,156 --> 00:39:20,156
   GIL: It's not an obsession.

892
00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:22,926
  Fantasy teams are important.
      I need to get Wi-Fi.

893
00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,294
      If you want to later,
        come by my room,

894
00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:25,595
     and I'll introduce you
          to the team.

895
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,497
  Some of the top draft picks.

896
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,567
    And if you can't make it,
 I'll meet you for drinks later.

897
00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:31,768
        Sure about that?

898
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,737
            Positive!
            [groans]

899
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:36,339
        - [horn honking]
  - Watch out! Coming through!

900
00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:39,509
     Jake! Oh, I mean, um...

901
00:39:39,578 --> 00:39:41,077
    What are you doing here?

902
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,313
       I thought you'd be
        back on the boat.

903
00:39:43,415 --> 00:39:46,249
           - The ship.
         - Ship, right.

904
00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:48,685
     You know, I'm in charge
     of passenger activities

905
00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,620
      on and off the ship,

906
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,322
    and Old Trusty right here

907
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:54,324
           is official
     resort transportation.

908
00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:56,092
      There's a dance class
         in 10 minutes.

909
00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:57,827
  If you'd like to attend that,
     I can have my partner,

910
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,863
       the elf over here,
        to take you two,

911
00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:04,868
         or you can take
 a tour of the island with<i> moi.</i>

912
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,202
              Hmm.

913
00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:07,771
          Dance class?
        That sounds fun.

914
00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:09,606
            I'm game.

915
00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:12,675
  Elfie man, take my two people
  over there to the Hale Club,

916
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,544
   help get 'em set up, okay?

917
00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:16,346
    Are you sure you wanna...

918
00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:18,348
           Oh, right.

919
00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:20,650
  I'll meet up with you later.
            Have fun.

920
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:27,857
             Well...

921
00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:29,859
           looks like
      it's just you and me.

922
00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:31,161
           Sure does.

923
00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:32,729
            You know,
     I'm still on the clock,

924
00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,664
    but I might be persuaded

925
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:37,534
      to give a nickel tour
         of the grounds.

926
00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:39,736
      Hey, that sounds fun.

927
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:42,472
   Show us the most beautiful
      place on the island.

928
00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:43,773
              Yep.

929
00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:46,576
         Hang on, kids.

930
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:50,013
               <i> ♪</i>

931
00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:58,388
           All right.

932
00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:00,023
          We are here.

933
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:01,758
              Wow.

934
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:05,094
      Babe, how many times
  have we been on this cruise,

935
00:41:05,197 --> 00:41:08,731
      and we've never seen
        a view like this?

936
00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:10,867
       JESSICA: Stunning.

937
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,502
              Hey.

938
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:13,736
              Yeah.

939
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:24,113
  I thought we should give 'em
   a little privacy, you know?

940
00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:27,083
       - Very perceptive.
          - Thank you.

941
00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,052
          - Wow. Okay.
            - Right?

942
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:33,122
      Gotta give it to you.
      This is a great view.

943
00:41:33,225 --> 00:41:35,124
        Yeah, it sure is.

944
00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:37,427
              Yeah.

945
00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:39,262
           [clicking]

946
00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:45,201
  Maybe we should just try and
   enjoy this right here, huh?

947
00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:49,739
      Oh, I was just trying
   to take pictures for my...

948
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,241
          - Never mind.
     - Yeah, I know, I know.

949
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:53,810
         I know exactly
       what you're doing.

950
00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:56,412
         Beautiful, huh?

951
00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:58,214
       Sometimes you just
        gotta appreciate

952
00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:01,317
   the little things in life.

953
00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:03,887
          So this isn't
     your first cruise ship.

954
00:42:03,989 --> 00:42:07,490
      I mean, um, how long
    have you been in travel?

955
00:42:07,592 --> 00:42:10,560
      Me? Um, a long time.

956
00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:12,428
      But, you know, I was
   in construction for years,

957
00:42:12,531 --> 00:42:14,163
        and I started off
    in an accounting office.

958
00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:15,665
     You were an accountant?

959
00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:17,800
    You're damn right I was,
    if you can believe that.

960
00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:19,936
          My first job,
      I was an accountant.

961
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:22,171
 I didn't last that long though.

962
00:42:22,274 --> 00:42:25,008
       My marriage lasted
        slightly longer.

963
00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:27,477
        After my divorce,
I kicked around a couple things,

964
00:42:27,579 --> 00:42:30,446
       and now here I am.

965
00:42:30,549 --> 00:42:32,115
              Yeah.

966
00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:33,783
       And what about you?

967
00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:36,085
         What about me?

968
00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:37,620
    How do you find yourself
           on the edge

969
00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:41,291
     of this beautiful cliff
      in the South Pacific?

970
00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:43,192
 What does your boyfriend think
      about you taking off

971
00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:48,031
       on a long excursion
   like this sea cruise, huh?

972
00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:51,167
        I don't have one
         at the moment.

973
00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:52,635
             Really?

974
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,704
        What, is it a law
    that I have to have one?

975
00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:56,339
     No, no, no, not at all.

976
00:42:56,441 --> 00:42:59,375
          I'm just, uh,
   I'm just a little surprised

977
00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:04,047
     that such a beautiful,
            talented,

978
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:09,285
  wonderful woman like yourself
        is still single.

979
00:43:09,387 --> 00:43:10,720
              Hmm.

980
00:43:10,822 --> 00:43:14,357
     How many women have you
      brought to this spot?

981
00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:17,493
         Honestly? Um...

982
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,397
              One.

983
00:43:21,499 --> 00:43:22,498
               Oh.

984
00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:24,834
         Counting today.

985
00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:28,304
            [laughs]
          Right, right.

986
00:43:28,406 --> 00:43:31,174
          What, right?
       That surprises you?

987
00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:35,478
    It's just, you seem like
    the exact type of person

988
00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:38,081
     that would do this type
     of thing all the time.

989
00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:39,983
             Really?
    That's what I seem like?

990
00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:42,085
  What kind of person is that?

991
00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:46,089
       A ruggedly handsome
      cruise director, huh?

992
00:43:46,191 --> 00:43:48,358
       A ruggedly handsome
        cruise director?

993
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:50,293
          You heard me.

994
00:43:56,501 --> 00:43:58,267
       What are you doing?

995
00:44:00,605 --> 00:44:02,405
        I'm not too sure.

996
00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:06,175
 You know I'm telling the truth.

997
00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:09,078
   I haven't brought anybody,
        no one, up here,

998
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:11,214
 if that's what you're thinking.

999
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:16,252
       Oh, so now you know
       what I'm thinking.

1000
00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:17,453
          I think I do.

1001
00:44:17,555 --> 00:44:19,255
        GIL: Help! Help!

1002
00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:20,456
        - Oh, thank God!
            - Oh, no.

1003
00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:23,793
       Joe! I mean Jerry!
          Is that you?

1004
00:44:23,895 --> 00:44:25,928
          - It's Jake!
           - Oh, God!

1005
00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,130
              Hey.

1006
00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:28,898
          I was trying
       to find reception,

1007
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,067
         and this eagle
     swooped out of nowhere,

1008
00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:32,935
 and it flew off with my phone.

1009
00:44:33,038 --> 00:44:34,704
  That's when I went after it.

1010
00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:36,305
      You know I can't run
       'cause of my feet.

1011
00:44:36,408 --> 00:44:38,808
         - Sorry, guys.
- And then this badger came out.

1012
00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:41,244
         It attacked me,
  but I fought it off my shoe.

1013
00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:42,879
      Did you say a badger?

1014
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:44,647
          Come on, man,
     let's get it together.

1015
00:44:44,749 --> 00:44:46,749
       You're a mess here.
 Let's take all this stuff off.

1016
00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:49,419
   You're gonna be all right.
    We'll get you some water.

1017
00:44:49,521 --> 00:44:52,321
 Come on. Let's get outta here.
     Come on. Help in there.

1018
00:44:52,424 --> 00:44:55,291
     We got a ride for you.
     I'll sit in the middle.

1019
00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,427
   Come on, come on, come on.

1020
00:44:57,529 --> 00:44:59,495
     I'll sit in the middle.
            Come on.

1021
00:44:59,597 --> 00:45:01,164
           All right.
     You got it, you got it.

1022
00:45:01,266 --> 00:45:03,666
   All right, all right, okay.

1023
00:45:03,768 --> 00:45:06,302
      - Oh, man, what the--
      - What's the matter?

1024
00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:09,238
          The battery.
 The battery needs to charge up.

1025
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:12,608
      - Are we stuck here?
   - No, we're not stuck here.

1026
00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:15,111
    We can just call someone
 for a ride or something, right?

1027
00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,914
  We're not gonna get a signal
   on this side of the island.

1028
00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:20,583
           Okay, um...

1029
00:45:20,685 --> 00:45:22,118
      We're gonna walk back
         to the resort.

1030
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,753
   It's only a 20-minute walk
           from here.

1031
00:45:23,855 --> 00:45:26,322
          No, I can't!
 I can't! My feet will fall off.

1032
00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,124
           Yeah, okay,
    I figured you'd say that.

1033
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:31,127
       So then we're gonna
        follow this road

1034
00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:34,330
             through
   Candy Cane Orchard, right?

1035
00:45:34,432 --> 00:45:36,332
       And then we'll get
         a signal there.

1036
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:38,167
  Someone will come and get us.
       It's gonna be fine.

1037
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:40,103
     Pam, you come with me.
      You three stay here.

1038
00:45:40,205 --> 00:45:41,704
      Let's do this, okay?

1039
00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:43,039
      JESSICA: Are you sure
   you guys are gonna be okay?

1040
00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:44,640
      Yeah, we're gonna be
           just fine,

1041
00:45:44,743 --> 00:45:48,010
   I just gotta get my trusty
      flashlight here to--

1042
00:45:48,113 --> 00:45:49,712
           With my...

1043
00:45:49,814 --> 00:45:52,849
            Darn it!

1044
00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:55,518
   We'll be back for you guys
   as soon as we can. Come on.

1045
00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:57,720
        Oh, please hurry!
        My feet! Please!

1046
00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:04,627
         JAKE: So you're
       just working 24/7.

1047
00:46:04,729 --> 00:46:06,295
    Yeah, but I have a plan.

1048
00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:09,165
  See, I have been a journalist
      my entire adult life.

1049
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:11,601
 I've worked my way up the ranks
       at<i> New York Minute,</i>

1050
00:46:11,703 --> 00:46:13,169
   and it is about to pay off.

1051
00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:14,337
         And then what?

1052
00:46:16,508 --> 00:46:18,674
        What do you mean,
        "And then what?"

1053
00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:21,778
 And then what are you gonna do
with the rest of your life, huh?

1054
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,280
You know what I'm talking about:
   having fun, relationships,

1055
00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:27,116
  enjoying what you worked for,
        that kinda stuff.

1056
00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:29,252
         I love writing.

1057
00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,154
     You don't love working
     at the<i> New York Minute.</i>

1058
00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:33,122
    Like I said, we're about
      to make big changes,

1059
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:34,590
        and I'm gonna be
         a part of that.

1060
00:46:34,692 --> 00:46:38,961
        Okay, what about
     working with this kid?

1061
00:46:39,063 --> 00:46:40,696
              Kid?

1062
00:46:40,799 --> 00:46:43,766
      Yeah, maybe it's not
    what I want to be doing,

1063
00:46:43,868 --> 00:46:46,102
       but nothing in life
       is perfect, right?

1064
00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:49,105
 Okay, so what do you wanna do?

1065
00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:52,608
      I mean, if you could
         write anything,

1066
00:46:52,710 --> 00:46:56,679
        anything at all,
        what would it be?

1067
00:46:56,781 --> 00:46:58,781
            My book.

1068
00:46:58,883 --> 00:47:00,716
 This might sound funny, but...

1069
00:47:00,819 --> 00:47:02,385
     I've just been writing
       so much for the job

1070
00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:03,886
     that I don't have time
          for my book.

1071
00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:05,788
              Hmm.
           [sniffing]

1072
00:47:05,890 --> 00:47:07,557
  I smell an excuse in the air.

1073
00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:08,991
             - Jake.
             - What?

1074
00:47:09,093 --> 00:47:12,528
       Nobody is paying me
      to write my memoirs.

1075
00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:17,667
Anyways, you are the last person
  to be lecturing somebody else

1076
00:47:17,769 --> 00:47:19,569
     about long-term goals.

1077
00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:21,137
          What is that
        supposed to mean?

1078
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,507
            It means
   I don't think you have any.

1079
00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:28,544
            - Really?
            - Really.

1080
00:47:30,849 --> 00:47:33,182
            Hey, now.

1081
00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:34,917
       You know what I do?

1082
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,687
   I cast my fate to the wind.

1083
00:47:37,789 --> 00:47:39,689
   How can you live like that?

1084
00:47:39,791 --> 00:47:41,424
        There's no plan,
         no discipline.

1085
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,025
       That would drive me
          up the wall.

1086
00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:45,428
    Oh, you? I bet it would.
     But for me, it's easy.

1087
00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:47,230
  You know, instead of plotting
  the next 10 years of my life,

1088
00:47:47,332 --> 00:47:49,732
           I get out,
       and I live my life.

1089
00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:52,702
     Yeah, I get to travel,
   I get to meet great people,

1090
00:47:52,804 --> 00:47:56,706
       I get to experience
       incredible things.

1091
00:47:56,808 --> 00:47:58,875
    Do you even have a home?

1092
00:48:00,845 --> 00:48:02,578
              Yeah.

1093
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:06,048
     We're headed to my home
           right now.

1094
00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:10,686
       - Speaking of ship.
             - What?

1095
00:48:10,788 --> 00:48:13,956
            Dang it.
        Still no signal.

1096
00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:17,426
     You know what I think?
 You want that promotion so bad

1097
00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,429
     that you're forgetting
   what you even want it for.

1098
00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:23,065
        I don't even know
        what that means.

1099
00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:26,936
  It means that you've got time
         for everything.

1100
00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:30,273
         You work hard,
  and you can still live life.

1101
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:31,941
        You can be happy.

1102
00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:36,379
    - Who says I'm not happy?
     - Well, are you happy?

1103
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:38,180
          I don't know.

1104
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:45,421
  Maybe you just need somebody
   to remind you in your life.

1105
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:49,725
        I guess you think
      you're that somebody.

1106
00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:51,794
        Well, maybe I am.

1107
00:48:52,864 --> 00:48:54,330
             Maybe.

1108
00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:59,936
      There's only one way
          to find out.

1109
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,279
         [phone chimes]

1110
00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:12,348
           - Ooh, ooh!
         - What is that?

1111
00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,583
    - We got a signal, right?
             - Yeah!

1112
00:49:14,686 --> 00:49:16,319
          Okay, this is
      what we're gonna do.

1113
00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:18,354
   We're gonna get some help,
      and this right here,

1114
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:21,357
    right now, we gotta keep
  this whole thing under wraps.

1115
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:23,426
        Tomorrow evening,
       it's gonna be busy,

1116
00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:25,528
   and so I'm gonna carve out
       some time if I can.

1117
00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,129
    We're gonna get together.
      Meet me then, right?

1118
00:49:27,231 --> 00:49:28,597
      - Sounds like a plan.
          - Okay, good.

1119
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:31,300
       - We got a signal.
           - Let's go.

1120
00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:34,403
               <i> ♪</i>

1121
00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:49,051
        So what happened
      between you and Jake?

1122
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:50,820
            Come on!
   I've known you long enough

1123
00:49:50,922 --> 00:49:52,288
       to know when you're
   keeping something from me.

1124
00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:54,357
        You do that whole
        pouty lip thing.

1125
00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:57,994
       It's not pouty lip.
    It's a medical condition.

1126
00:49:58,096 --> 00:50:01,030
      It's not a condition.
  It's your kissing-Jake face.

1127
00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:03,065
           [laughing]

1128
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:06,168
           I knew it!
  You and the cruise director!

1129
00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:07,403
           Scandalous!

1130
00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:08,738
  Keep it quiet. Keep it down.

1131
00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:10,139
        I don't want him
       to get in trouble.

1132
00:50:10,241 --> 00:50:11,340
        So you admit it.

1133
00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:13,876
    Just keep it quiet, okay?

1134
00:50:13,978 --> 00:50:15,745
      You like him though.

1135
00:50:16,848 --> 00:50:18,214
              - Oh!
         - Hey, ladies!

1136
00:50:18,316 --> 00:50:20,216
         - Hi, gorgeous.
             - Hey.

1137
00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:22,918
God, I had such a blast with you
      in that dance class.

1138
00:50:23,021 --> 00:50:24,687
       You got some moves,
         you know that?

1139
00:50:24,789 --> 00:50:26,722
       You guys know about
       the Christmas ball

1140
00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:28,224
        on the last night
         of the cruise?

1141
00:50:28,326 --> 00:50:29,759
     That's gonna be so fun.

1142
00:50:29,861 --> 00:50:33,262
        But I don't think
      Gil's gonna make it.

1143
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:34,597
        I mean, his feet
       are bothering him.

1144
00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:36,232
         He is a wreck.

1145
00:50:36,334 --> 00:50:38,868
   Mm. So sorry to hear that.

1146
00:50:38,970 --> 00:50:41,270
 I'm pretty sure she won't have
 a problem finding another date.

1147
00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:44,573
   PAUL: Yeah? Are you as good
  a dancer as your friend here?

1148
00:50:44,675 --> 00:50:48,044
         I don't dance.
 I'm a professional wallflower.

1149
00:50:48,146 --> 00:50:50,513
       You should try it.
       You might like it.

1150
00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:52,581
            I'm good.

1151
00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:54,216
             - Bye.
             - Bye.

1152
00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:20,109
"There is a certain inescapable,
       old-fashioned charm

1153
00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:22,378
      to Christmas Island.

1154
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,580
         At every turn,
     the streets are festoon

1155
00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:26,715
  with tinsel and candy canes.

1156
00:51:26,818 --> 00:51:28,884
    The smell of gingerbread
         is in the air,

1157
00:51:28,986 --> 00:51:30,820
     and the people are..."

1158
00:51:30,922 --> 00:51:33,322
            Festoon.

1159
00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,091
    That doesn't sound right.

1160
00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:38,094
         [phone ringing]

1161
00:51:38,196 --> 00:51:39,962
        Hello, it's Pam.

1162
00:51:40,064 --> 00:51:41,163
         <i> ARLO: It's me.</i>

1163
00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:44,066
         Oh, hey, Arlo.
         How's the city?

1164
00:51:44,168 --> 00:51:45,801
  Cold, damp, too many people.

1165
00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:48,771
        Oh, I went out to
    meat packing last night,

1166
00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:50,739
      I went to this club.

1167
00:51:50,842 --> 00:51:52,441
      <i> It was like booming,</i>
           <i> you know?</i>

1168
00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:55,678
    <i> Boom, boom, boom, boom!</i>
 <i> All the way up to 87th Street.</i>

1169
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:58,814
  <i> Anyway, there was this girl</i>
<i>that was out on the dance floor</i>

1170
00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,250
    that I had to go talk to
        and ask her name,

1171
00:52:01,352 --> 00:52:04,086
          and you know
      what she said to me?

1172
00:52:04,188 --> 00:52:07,089
        I have a feeling
   this is not gonna go well.

1173
00:52:07,191 --> 00:52:09,692
       -<i> She said, "Amy."</i>
             - And?

1174
00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:12,428
   Actually, I turned around,
       and I walked away.

1175
00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:13,963
              <i> Why?</i>

1176
00:52:14,065 --> 00:52:15,464
     'Cause it was the name
        of the first girl

1177
00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:16,966
  that I ever fell in love with
         in first grade

1178
00:52:17,068 --> 00:52:18,601
         <i> and that girl,</i>
    <i> she broke my heart, so--</i>

1179
00:52:18,703 --> 00:52:21,303
         Wait a second.
        You're telling me

1180
00:52:21,405 --> 00:52:24,140
      just because the name
reminded you of a bad experience

1181
00:52:24,242 --> 00:52:26,509
     that you missed out on
the chance of having a good one?

1182
00:52:26,611 --> 00:52:29,345
   <i> When you put it that way,</i>
 <i> you make it seem like I missed</i>

1183
00:52:29,447 --> 00:52:31,113
    a very good opportunity.

1184
00:52:31,215 --> 00:52:32,982
   So how's it going for you?

1185
00:52:33,084 --> 00:52:35,351
             - Uh...
       -<i> Are you smiling?</i>

1186
00:52:35,453 --> 00:52:38,053
     <i> I can hear you smiling</i>
   <i> over the phone right now.</i>

1187
00:52:38,156 --> 00:52:39,822
          How can you?

1188
00:52:39,891 --> 00:52:41,790
    <i> I wasn't thinking about</i>
     <i> writing about myself.</i>

1189
00:52:41,893 --> 00:52:44,360
           <i> My friend,</i>
     <i> she met this hot guy.</i>

1190
00:52:44,462 --> 00:52:46,295
        Yeah? All right.

1191
00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:48,631
          Your friend.
   I like where this is going.

1192
00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:50,466
          This is like
     a double-trouble story.

1193
00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:51,901
        You should write
         about that too.

1194
00:52:52,003 --> 00:52:53,702
        It's not exactly
         what you think.

1195
00:52:53,804 --> 00:52:55,538
   <i> Yeah, I think I should've</i>
      <i> gone on this cruise.</i>

1196
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,174
    I think I'm missing out.
I'm gonna book it for next year.

1197
00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:01,076
    <i> Anyway, the whole thing</i>
         <i> sounds great.</i>

1198
00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:05,414
         Just remember,
 more steamy, more circulation.

1199
00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:07,550
            - Steamy?
      <i> - Or sexy. Whatever.</i>

1200
00:53:07,652 --> 00:53:09,018
               Oh.

1201
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,153
     Just a shame it's gotta
       end though, right?

1202
00:53:11,255 --> 00:53:13,189
        What do you mean?

1203
00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:16,225
   <i> It's not like you're gonna</i>
   <i> stay on that boat forever.</i>

1204
00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:19,662
              Pam?

1205
00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:21,497
             -<i> Ship.</i>
             - What?

1206
00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,098
      <i> It's called a ship.</i>

1207
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:26,602
           <i> Oh, yeah.</i>
  <i> No, you're absolutely right.</i>

1208
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:28,871
  All right, well, hey, I can't
  wait to see this final piece.

1209
00:53:28,973 --> 00:53:30,739
     It sounds like you got
       plenty of material,

1210
00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:34,510
   so just remember one thing
       for me, Pam: sexy.

1211
00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:36,679
     You got it, Arlo, sexy.

1212
00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:37,713
              Bye.

1213
00:53:43,054 --> 00:53:46,455
   "On my first excursion from
  the ship to Christmas Island,

1214
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:49,525
        I met a charming
     marine biologist, Paul,

1215
00:53:49,627 --> 00:53:53,762
       who complimented me
 on my jade flounder necklace."

1216
00:53:53,864 --> 00:53:55,431
           [knocking]

1217
00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:04,240
              Yes?

1218
00:54:05,977 --> 00:54:08,010
        Hmm. What's this?

1219
00:54:20,191 --> 00:54:22,925
 "Looking forward to seeing you.

1220
00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:25,327
         Secret Santa."

1221
00:54:35,206 --> 00:54:37,606
           Hmm, sexy.

1222
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:43,479
       "As night fell over
        Christmas Island,

1223
00:54:43,581 --> 00:54:47,349
  we found ourselves stranded,
       yet finally alone.

1224
00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:49,184
  And though it was forbidden,

1225
00:54:49,287 --> 00:54:51,754
      we couldn't resist it
           any longer.

1226
00:54:51,856 --> 00:54:55,357
   Our bodies pressed against
  each other for just a moment,

1227
00:54:55,459 --> 00:55:01,196
      our hearts throbbing
  as our lips deliciously met."

1228
00:55:03,567 --> 00:55:04,733
        Now that's sexy.

1229
00:55:05,586 --> 00:55:09,321
               <i> ♪</i>

1230
00:55:09,423 --> 00:55:11,557
               Oh!

1231
00:55:11,659 --> 00:55:13,626
 Paul said this place was great.

1232
00:55:13,728 --> 00:55:16,295
       You know, I notice
   he didn't join us tonight.

1233
00:55:16,397 --> 00:55:19,164
 Because you're my best friend,
  and I wanted a girls' night,

1234
00:55:19,266 --> 00:55:22,234
   especially since you didn't
 do anything with me last night.

1235
00:55:22,336 --> 00:55:23,802
             - Hey!
             - Hey!

1236
00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:25,404
  Are you all singing karaoke?

1237
00:55:25,506 --> 00:55:27,306
  If I work up enough courage.

1238
00:55:27,408 --> 00:55:30,876
 Ho ho ho! What could I get the
 two lovebirds to drink tonight?

1239
00:55:30,978 --> 00:55:32,578
    Can I get a Sleigh Ride,
             please?

1240
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,413
        DAVID: Make mine
        a Midnight Clear.

1241
00:55:34,515 --> 00:55:37,683
       I'll be right back
  in a twinkle of Santa's nose.

1242
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,554
    I don't know if that was
   a song or a drink request.

1243
00:55:42,657 --> 00:55:44,156
               ♪

1244
00:55:44,258 --> 00:55:46,592
  <i> JAKE: Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
        <i> boys and girls,</i>

1245
00:55:46,694 --> 00:55:49,595
       <i> seasons greetings</i>
  <i> and welcome to Karaoke Night</i>

1246
00:55:49,697 --> 00:55:52,097
     <i> at the North Pole Bar.</i>

1247
00:55:52,199 --> 00:55:54,667
         Hey, all right!

1248
00:55:54,769 --> 00:55:57,670
    <i> So I want you to pick up</i>
    <i> that old Christmas book</i>

1249
00:55:57,772 --> 00:55:59,371
      <i> and thumb through it</i>
          <i> and pick out</i>

1250
00:55:59,473 --> 00:56:01,240
       <i> your very favorite</i>
         <i> Christmas song</i>

1251
00:56:01,342 --> 00:56:03,876
         <i> and get busy!</i>

1252
00:56:03,978 --> 00:56:06,845
        ♪ Deck the halls
      with boughs of holly

1253
00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:09,181
        ♪ Fa la la la la
          La la la la ♪

1254
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:11,417
 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪

1255
00:56:11,519 --> 00:56:14,520
        ♪ Fa la la la la
          La la la la ♪

1256
00:56:14,622 --> 00:56:16,922
          ♪ I am happy
          So are you ♪

1257
00:56:17,024 --> 00:56:19,625
       ♪ Fa la la la la la
           La la la ♪

1258
00:56:19,727 --> 00:56:22,394
      - Can we get a drink?
             - Yeah.

1259
00:56:22,496 --> 00:56:25,397
          Hey, I'm Max.
   Welcome to North Pole Bar,

1260
00:56:25,499 --> 00:56:26,732
            Ho ho ho.

1261
00:56:26,834 --> 00:56:29,234
            Hi, Max.
    What's the drink special?

1262
00:56:29,336 --> 00:56:31,470
      It is the I Saw Mommy
      Kissing Santa Claus.

1263
00:56:31,572 --> 00:56:32,938
        Are you serious?

1264
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,807
          What's in it?

1265
00:56:34,909 --> 00:56:37,609
       Eggnog, peppermint,
        a little bit of--

1266
00:56:37,712 --> 00:56:40,779
         You know what?
   Don't tell me. Surprise us.

1267
00:56:40,881 --> 00:56:42,281
          It comes with
   a Christmas cookie garnish.

1268
00:56:42,383 --> 00:56:43,449
        Oh, make it two.

1269
00:56:43,551 --> 00:56:45,417
           You got it.

1270
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:48,387
     We're not really gonna
      sing karaoke, are we?

1271
00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:50,222
            Oh, yeah.
       It's gonna be fun.

1272
00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:51,724
        ♪ Fa la la la la
          La la la la ♪

1273
00:56:51,826 --> 00:56:54,226
           ♪ I'd avoid
      that brown bean dip ♪

1274
00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:56,995
        ♪ Fa la la la la
          La la la la ♪

1275
00:56:57,098 --> 00:56:58,997
     - Here you go, ladies.
        - Oh, thank you.

1276
00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:00,432
         You're welcome.

1277
00:57:00,534 --> 00:57:02,634
           Okay, well,
      here's to having fun.

1278
00:57:02,737 --> 00:57:04,436
            - Cheers.
            - Cheers.

1279
00:57:04,538 --> 00:57:08,407
        ♪ Fa la la la la
          La la la la ♪

1280
00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:10,776
         Ooh, wow. Wow.

1281
00:57:10,878 --> 00:57:12,311
             Ugh...

1282
00:57:12,413 --> 00:57:13,645
      There's the cookies.

1283
00:57:15,583 --> 00:57:17,449
         - Thanks, Max.
          - Thank you.

1284
00:57:19,887 --> 00:57:22,788
 - It's better with the cookies.
         - Are you okay?

1285
00:57:22,890 --> 00:57:24,289
         I'm wonderful.

1286
00:57:24,391 --> 00:57:26,291
        ♪ Fa la la la la
          La la la la ♪

1287
00:57:26,393 --> 00:57:28,761
       ♪ I will guide you
      through the forest ♪

1288
00:57:28,863 --> 00:57:30,796
       ♪ Fa la la la la la
           La la la ♪

1289
00:57:30,898 --> 00:57:33,332
         ♪ Help me sing
       this silly chorus ♪

1290
00:57:33,434 --> 00:57:36,935
        ♪ Fa la la la la
          La la la la ♪

1291
00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:38,771
              Okay.

1292
00:57:38,873 --> 00:57:41,807
   So we're gonna do something
 a little bit different tonight.

1293
00:57:41,909 --> 00:57:45,177
 I'm gonna look around the room
 and find a lucky passenger to--

1294
00:57:45,279 --> 00:57:47,646
          Good evening,
      ladies and gentlemen!

1295
00:57:47,748 --> 00:57:50,282
    My name is David Holland.

1296
00:57:50,384 --> 00:57:52,151
             Holla!

1297
00:57:52,253 --> 00:57:53,452
            Oh, wow.

1298
00:57:53,554 --> 00:57:56,188
  Most of you probably know me

1299
00:57:56,290 --> 00:58:01,193
        from my beautiful
      bride-to-be, Jessica.

1300
00:58:01,295 --> 00:58:06,565
   And I just-- I just wanted
      to get up here and...

1301
00:58:06,667 --> 00:58:08,500
           I love you.

1302
00:58:08,602 --> 00:58:11,470
    I love you too, but stop.

1303
00:58:11,572 --> 00:58:13,705
             Do you?

1304
00:58:13,808 --> 00:58:15,641
            Are you--
    Are you sure about this?

1305
00:58:15,743 --> 00:58:18,744
    'Cause I'm kinda scared.
         Are you scared?

1306
00:58:18,846 --> 00:58:21,880
    JAKE: Okay, David, David.
    It's over, it's over now.

1307
00:58:21,982 --> 00:58:23,515
   Here, let me have the mic.

1308
00:58:23,617 --> 00:58:25,584
         - I feel like--
         - Wait, David.

1309
00:58:25,686 --> 00:58:28,887
    Give me that microphone!
    Everybody, David Holland.

1310
00:58:28,989 --> 00:58:31,657
       - Give him a hand!
             - Jess!

1311
00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:33,592
          And Jessica,
        his bride-to-be.

1312
00:58:33,694 --> 00:58:35,060
          There you go.
        Go get your girl!

1313
00:58:35,162 --> 00:58:36,361
            [laughs]

1314
00:58:38,499 --> 00:58:41,867
   Okay, well, let's continue
      the party, shall we?

1315
00:58:41,969 --> 00:58:44,403
           Who's next?
            Let me...

1316
00:58:44,505 --> 00:58:47,272
       Ma'am, right there,
       what is your name?

1317
00:58:47,374 --> 00:58:51,210
      Ma'am? Now, you know
        you know my name.

1318
00:58:51,312 --> 00:58:53,378
    Kind of a salty attitude,
        don't you think?

1319
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,114
        Why don't we see
  if you have a sweeter voice.

1320
00:58:56,217 --> 00:58:58,483
         I think I need
       some fresh air too.

1321
00:59:00,387 --> 00:59:01,787
           Hey, uh...

1322
00:59:03,324 --> 00:59:05,123
        Give me that mic.

1323
00:59:05,226 --> 00:59:08,293
      And a C, a bouncy C.

1324
00:59:08,395 --> 00:59:10,629
         ♪ Jingle bells
         Jingle bells ♪

1325
00:59:10,731 --> 00:59:13,165
     ♪ Jingle all the way ♪

1326
00:59:13,234 --> 00:59:15,634
         ♪ Oh, what fun
         it is to ride ♪

1327
00:59:15,736 --> 00:59:17,903
        ♪ In a one-horse
       open sleigh, hey ♪

1328
00:59:18,005 --> 00:59:20,305
         ♪ Jingle bells
         Jingle bells ♪

1329
00:59:20,407 --> 00:59:22,608
     ♪ Jingle all the way ♪

1330
00:59:22,710 --> 00:59:24,443
         ♪ Oh, what fun
         it is to ride ♪

1331
00:59:24,545 --> 00:59:25,811
            PAM: Hey.

1332
00:59:25,913 --> 00:59:28,280
       Mind if I join you?

1333
00:59:28,382 --> 00:59:31,350
    I'd actually love someone
      to talk to right now.

1334
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,321
     You're divorced, right?

1335
00:59:37,691 --> 00:59:39,591
         That's what you
        wanna talk about?

1336
00:59:41,896 --> 00:59:44,429
    We're not gonna end well,
             are we?

1337
00:59:44,531 --> 00:59:46,732
        What do you mean?

1338
00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:48,033
          David and me.

1339
00:59:48,102 --> 00:59:49,935
     Why would you say that?

1340
00:59:50,037 --> 00:59:52,704
         I think you two
      make a great couple.

1341
00:59:54,675 --> 00:59:57,109
      But I would be lying
         if I didn't say

1342
00:59:57,211 --> 01:00:00,078
     that I detected jitters
            from you.

1343
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,481
            You too?
   David said the same thing.

1344
01:00:04,585 --> 01:00:06,118
     What are you afraid of?

1345
01:00:10,224 --> 01:00:13,592
        When I met David,
      when I saw him there,

1346
01:00:13,694 --> 01:00:15,661
    standing with that plate
      of all-you-can-eat--

1347
01:00:15,763 --> 01:00:17,763
            - Shrimp?
        - You know what?

1348
01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:19,498
   It was actually crab legs.

1349
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,532
              Okay.

1350
01:00:20,634 --> 01:00:22,367
            Anyway...

1351
01:00:22,469 --> 01:00:25,304
          I just knew.

1352
01:00:25,406 --> 01:00:29,274
      And he made me laugh,
        and he made me...

1353
01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:31,310
           everything.

1354
01:00:31,412 --> 01:00:34,479
    And every day after that,
 it just got better and better.

1355
01:00:34,581 --> 01:00:38,517
   And I'd be lying if I said
   that every day was amazing,

1356
01:00:38,619 --> 01:00:42,454
 but he was always there for me.

1357
01:00:42,556 --> 01:00:47,693
     I'm having a hard time
 detecting what the problem is.

1358
01:00:49,730 --> 01:00:51,697
     What if we fizzle out?

1359
01:00:51,799 --> 01:00:53,865
      I mean, what happened
       to you and your ex?

1360
01:00:53,968 --> 01:00:55,367
        - We fizzled out.
             - See?

1361
01:00:55,469 --> 01:00:58,470
  It was a different situation.

1362
01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:00,505
      I'm not even 30 yet.

1363
01:01:00,607 --> 01:01:01,540
               Oh!

1364
01:01:01,642 --> 01:01:02,975
        Are you bragging?

1365
01:01:03,077 --> 01:01:06,678
      No, no. It's just...

1366
01:01:06,780 --> 01:01:10,482
  I haven't done anything yet,

1367
01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:13,051
  and I'm about to settle down.

1368
01:01:13,153 --> 01:01:15,053
 And I see you and your friend,

1369
01:01:15,155 --> 01:01:18,190
   and you guys are beautiful,
      smart, sophisticated,

1370
01:01:18,292 --> 01:01:19,925
         talented women.

1371
01:01:20,027 --> 01:01:23,061
 You guys seem perfectly happy.

1372
01:01:23,163 --> 01:01:27,399
    I mean, do you even have
 a desire to get married again?

1373
01:01:27,501 --> 01:01:30,702
 I haven't even thought about it
    again until this cruise.

1374
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:38,010
       Look, I don't know
   how things will end, but...

1375
01:01:38,112 --> 01:01:40,579
       if something so big
      starts with a spark,

1376
01:01:40,681 --> 01:01:43,915
   anything can happen, right?

1377
01:01:44,018 --> 01:01:46,284
    I mean, it could explode
    or blow up in your face,

1378
01:01:46,387 --> 01:01:50,889
     or it could catch fire
  and warm your heart forever.

1379
01:01:54,661 --> 01:01:56,695
 Sweetie, don't let the jitters

1380
01:01:56,797 --> 01:02:00,966
          stop you from
    taking that chance, okay?

1381
01:02:03,704 --> 01:02:06,405
          - Thank you.
        - You're welcome.

1382
01:02:09,510 --> 01:02:11,476
        - You know what?
             - What?

1383
01:02:11,578 --> 01:02:14,479
    I'm gonna go find David,
   and I'm gonna warm him up.

1384
01:02:14,581 --> 01:02:16,581
         Get him, girl!
           [laughing]

1385
01:02:18,552 --> 01:02:19,951
           Good luck!

1386
01:02:20,054 --> 01:02:23,121
   You're an absolute wonder,
         you know that?

1387
01:02:23,223 --> 01:02:24,990
         You better stop
  sneaking up on me like that.

1388
01:02:25,092 --> 01:02:27,092
            Oh, yeah?

1389
01:02:27,194 --> 01:02:29,528
      I think you like it.

1390
01:02:31,265 --> 01:02:32,597
     I gotta admit, though,
    I'm a little disappointed

1391
01:02:32,699 --> 01:02:34,232
        that I didn't get
        to hear you sing.

1392
01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:37,235
       Oh. What, were you
          disappointed

1393
01:02:37,371 --> 01:02:40,539
  that you didn't get to see me
   make a fool out of myself?

1394
01:02:42,910 --> 01:02:44,609
        You know, I read
     a few of your articles,

1395
01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:46,244
       and I was listening
    to what you said to her,

1396
01:02:46,346 --> 01:02:47,279
    and I've gotta tell ya--

1397
01:02:47,381 --> 01:02:49,614
       You were listening?

1398
01:02:49,716 --> 01:02:52,851
  Yeah, I caught the tail end.

1399
01:02:52,953 --> 01:02:57,422
  Pam, you have got such a big,
    beautiful heart in there.

1400
01:02:57,524 --> 01:03:01,426
      Why are you so afraid
         to show it off?

1401
01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:02,961
         I'm not afraid.

1402
01:03:03,063 --> 01:03:06,598
    Then why are you shaking?

1403
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:08,200
        I am not shaking.

1404
01:03:08,302 --> 01:03:11,169
  You are absolutely trembling.

1405
01:03:11,271 --> 01:03:14,005
   It's-- It's cold out here.

1406
01:03:14,108 --> 01:03:15,974
   If it's so cold, come here.
        I'll warm you up.

1407
01:03:16,076 --> 01:03:20,545
        May I remind you
   that you are still on duty?

1408
01:03:22,583 --> 01:03:24,382
         I just got off.

1409
01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:44,252
         - [door closes]
- ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

1410
01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:49,224
       ♪ 'Tis the season--
    Someone's not so jolly ♪

1411
01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,725
       What's the matter?

1412
01:03:50,828 --> 01:03:52,694
  I just got finished reading,

1413
01:03:52,763 --> 01:03:54,462
          "Finding Love
     on a Christmas Cruise."

1414
01:03:54,565 --> 01:03:56,298
               Oh.

1415
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,767
     Oh? You've been writing
        this whole time.

1416
01:03:58,869 --> 01:04:01,403
  - It hasn't been a vacation.
        - I can explain.

1417
01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:03,738
   Explain what? I thought you
 wanted to spend time together.

1418
01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:05,607
             - I do!
  - And have fun for a change.

1419
01:04:05,709 --> 01:04:08,343
            - I did!
   - The only reason you came

1420
01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:09,811
    was to write this article
      for<i> New York Minute.</i>

1421
01:04:09,913 --> 01:04:11,413
          I feel used.

1422
01:04:11,515 --> 01:04:12,981
        Arlo told me that
     if I wrote that article

1423
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,416
   for the Christmas edition,

1424
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,518
    that I would be promoted
       to managing editor.

1425
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,253
     That's the only reason
          why I did it.

1426
01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:20,422
      How was that supposed
   to make me feel any better?

1427
01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:23,658
 Well, because I've had a blast
         on this cruise.

1428
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,861
     Last night for me was--

1429
01:04:25,963 --> 01:04:27,028
     Where were you anyway?

1430
01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,099
           What, Jake?

1431
01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,134
    What? But that's amazing!

1432
01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:35,437
     I thought you were just
   embellishing for the story.

1433
01:04:35,539 --> 01:04:37,439
     At first I was, but...

1434
01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:39,774
      that man is amazing.

1435
01:04:39,910 --> 01:04:42,210
      Oh, my, you really--

1436
01:04:42,312 --> 01:04:43,445
      I'm gonna invite him
      to my parents' house

1437
01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:44,779
      for Christmas dinner.

1438
01:04:44,882 --> 01:04:46,781
     - Whoa, that's serious.
             - Yeah.

1439
01:04:46,884 --> 01:04:48,350
       I'm kinda nervous.

1440
01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:49,551
      Oh, don't be nervous.

1441
01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:52,187
      Becky, I am so sorry.

1442
01:04:52,289 --> 01:04:54,489
      I should've told you.

1443
01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:57,325
         But believe me,
      this is the best time

1444
01:04:57,427 --> 01:05:00,562
         that I have had
      in a long, long time.

1445
01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:03,298
    I feel like I'm 18 again.

1446
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,567
      Oh, that reminds me.
   I gonna meet up with Paul.

1447
01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:06,735
         Oh, whoa, hey.

1448
01:05:06,837 --> 01:05:08,470
              Yeah?

1449
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,672
           Thank you.

1450
01:05:10,774 --> 01:05:13,742
     It's about time, girl.

1451
01:05:13,844 --> 01:05:15,510
             Agreed.

1452
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,416
          [door closes]

1453
01:05:21,518 --> 01:05:22,884
               <i> ♪</i>

1454
01:05:22,986 --> 01:05:24,719
      - Okay, everybody in.
    - Gotta get the snowman.

1455
01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:26,054
     Silly face, silly face.
          Come on, now.

1456
01:05:26,156 --> 01:05:28,657
       - Right, all right.
          - Here we go.

1457
01:05:28,759 --> 01:05:31,559
         <i> ♪ [continues]</i>

1458
01:05:34,965 --> 01:05:36,765
             - Mmm!
            - Really?

1459
01:05:36,867 --> 01:05:39,567
             - Okay.
          - [laughing]

1460
01:05:39,670 --> 01:05:44,639
       <i> ♪ Take a jet plane</i>
       <i> across the stars ♪</i>

1461
01:05:46,977 --> 01:05:53,581
<i>♪ Don't care where we're headed</i>
    <i> long as it's you and I ♪</i>

1462
01:05:53,684 --> 01:05:56,418
   <i> ♪ High above the clouds ♪</i>

1463
01:05:56,520 --> 01:06:00,355
<i>♪ Where the sun always shines ♪</i>

1464
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:04,826
        <i> ♪ Anywhere we go</i>
     <i> feels like paradise ♪</i>

1465
01:06:06,863 --> 01:06:08,763
   BECKY: I can't believe it's
the last big night of the cruise

1466
01:06:08,865 --> 01:06:10,732
   before we head back to LA.

1467
01:06:10,834 --> 01:06:12,534
     I wonder what would be
       the perfect ending?

1468
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:14,369
        PAM: I can think
        of a few things.

1469
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:16,871
         I bet they all
        start with Jake.

1470
01:06:16,974 --> 01:06:18,640
       <i> CAPTAIN OVER P.A.:</i>
    <i> Attention, landlubbers,</i>

1471
01:06:18,742 --> 01:06:21,276
   <i> this is your indefatigable</i>
       <i> captain speaking.</i>

1472
01:06:21,378 --> 01:06:23,278
 <i> As this will be our last night</i>
      <i> on Christmas Island,</i>

1473
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:24,746
  <i> we'll be winding things down</i>

1474
01:06:24,848 --> 01:06:26,781
      <i> with our traditional</i>
          <i> celebration.</i>

1475
01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:28,750
         <i> Keep your eyes</i>
   <i> on the main thoroughfare.</i>

1476
01:06:28,819 --> 01:06:31,319
    <i> It looks like Santa has</i>
<i>temporarily grounded his sleigh</i>

1477
01:06:31,421 --> 01:06:34,956
  <i> and is riding around in his</i>
  <i> spiffy holiday land vehicle.</i>

1478
01:06:35,058 --> 01:06:37,625
            - Santa!
          - [cheering]

1479
01:06:37,728 --> 01:06:39,561
            Ho ho ho!

1480
01:06:39,663 --> 01:06:42,397
 Merry Last-night-of-the-cruise.

1481
01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:46,401
  <i> Christmas Queen</i> passengers,
           follow me.

1482
01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:48,636
            Why not?
            [laughs]

1483
01:06:48,739 --> 01:06:50,638
        SANTA: Yo ho ho.

1484
01:06:50,741 --> 01:06:52,941
  PAM: Jake, what's this about?

1485
01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:55,343
        This right here?

1486
01:06:55,445 --> 01:06:58,513
    This is the miracle tree.

1487
01:06:58,615 --> 01:07:02,083
   It's hundreds of years old.

1488
01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:04,085
 Never get any taller than that.

1489
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:07,422
          Every year on
  the last night of the cruise,

1490
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,591
   passengers, they come here,
 and you see all these presents?

1491
01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:12,660
         They leave them
      all around the tree.

1492
01:07:12,763 --> 01:07:15,697
      They get collected up
        and passed around

1493
01:07:15,799 --> 01:07:18,199
  to needy kids in Los Angeles.

1494
01:07:19,970 --> 01:07:23,338
 It puts things in perspective,
           doesn't it?

1495
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,474
        I guess we forgot
      to bring a gift, huh?

1496
01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:28,276
      Oh, no. Come on, no.

1497
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:30,879
     Don't worry about that.
           It's okay.

1498
01:07:30,981 --> 01:07:36,351
       You know, when the
 Christmas cruise first started,

1499
01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:40,121
       it was to celebrate
      the one time of year

1500
01:07:40,223 --> 01:07:44,125
     where people set aside
        their differences

1501
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:47,662
     and put up these little
          shiny lights,

1502
01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:50,832
         this beautiful
       little miracle tree

1503
01:07:50,934 --> 01:07:54,169
   and to celebrate everything
   that's right in the world.

1504
01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:58,373
          It still is.

1505
01:08:00,977 --> 01:08:04,813
  It's sometimes easy to forget
   about all that though, huh?

1506
01:08:04,915 --> 01:08:06,681
 Thanks for reminding me, Jake.

1507
01:08:06,783 --> 01:08:07,949
       Yeah, thanks, Jake.

1508
01:08:10,654 --> 01:08:11,920
           My friends.

1509
01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:17,325
      ♪ Joy to the world ♪

1510
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:20,295
      ♪ The Lord is come ♪

1511
01:08:20,363 --> 01:08:26,101
 ♪ Let Earth receive her king ♪

1512
01:08:26,203 --> 01:08:29,170
       ♪ Let every heart ♪

1513
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,873
      ♪ Prepare Him room ♪

1514
01:08:31,975 --> 01:08:34,375
 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪

1515
01:08:34,478 --> 01:08:36,711
 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪

1516
01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:39,180
         ♪ And heaven ♪

1517
01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:41,883
       ♪ And nature sing ♪

1518
01:08:41,985 --> 01:08:43,885
     ♪ He rules the world ♪

1519
01:08:43,987 --> 01:08:46,287
    ♪ With truth and grace ♪

1520
01:08:46,389 --> 01:08:51,292
 ♪ And makes the nations prove ♪

1521
01:08:51,394 --> 01:08:53,695
       ♪ The glories of ♪

1522
01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:56,131
      ♪ His righteousness ♪

1523
01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:58,199
   ♪ And wonders of His love ♪

1524
01:08:58,301 --> 01:09:00,335
   ♪ And wonders of His love ♪

1525
01:09:00,403 --> 01:09:02,737
   ♪ And wonders and wonders ♪

1526
01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:04,239
         ♪ Of His love ♪

1527
01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:05,473
      PAM: Merry Christmas!

1528
01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:07,575
     JAKE: Merry Christmas!

1529
01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:10,879
        [ship horn blows]

1530
01:09:10,981 --> 01:09:14,282
               ♪

1531
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:19,387
        I have to admit,
        I love the gowns.

1532
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:21,089
    Thank you for the loaner.

1533
01:09:21,191 --> 01:09:24,292
    It's one of the perks of
working in fashion: the clothes.

1534
01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:28,129
      My goodness gracious,
  you look drop-dead gorgeous!

1535
01:09:28,231 --> 01:09:30,999
        You guys clean up
      pretty good yourself.

1536
01:09:31,101 --> 01:09:32,834
          Cleaned up...

1537
01:09:32,936 --> 01:09:34,836
  yet still ruggedly handsome.

1538
01:09:34,938 --> 01:09:37,639
        Yes. If you guys
        were to rescue us

1539
01:09:37,741 --> 01:09:39,641
   from some dangerous spies,

1540
01:09:39,743 --> 01:09:41,309
     please dress like this.

1541
01:09:41,411 --> 01:09:43,144
         That's a deal.

1542
01:09:43,246 --> 01:09:44,179
               ♪

1543
01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:45,613
         It's our song.

1544
01:09:45,715 --> 01:09:47,182
             Madam.

1545
01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:54,522
              Okay.

1546
01:09:54,591 --> 01:09:57,292
 - Paul's a pretty good dancer.
          - Yes, he is.

1547
01:09:57,394 --> 01:09:58,593
        So's your friend.

1548
01:09:58,695 --> 01:09:59,861
              Yeah.

1549
01:10:01,198 --> 01:10:03,531
              Hey.

1550
01:10:03,633 --> 01:10:05,266
    Would you care to dance?

1551
01:10:05,402 --> 01:10:08,870
           I told you,
     I have three left feet.

1552
01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:12,640
I got four, so come on out here.
    Come on the dance floor.

1553
01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:15,210
             - Okay.
         - Don't be shy.

1554
01:10:15,312 --> 01:10:17,579
   You're gonna do just fine.

1555
01:10:18,949 --> 01:10:20,114
              Yeah.

1556
01:10:20,217 --> 01:10:21,783
           See there?
          Look at that.

1557
01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:23,751
              - Oh.
        - You're dancing.

1558
01:10:26,823 --> 01:10:30,058
     Oh, I would love to see
  the look on my mother's face.

1559
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:31,693
         And why's that?

1560
01:10:31,795 --> 01:10:33,428
             Well...

1561
01:10:37,133 --> 01:10:38,967
      every year I go home
      for Christmas dinner

1562
01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:41,536
     and since the divorce,

1563
01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:45,406
    my mother always asks me,
   "Are you bringing someone?"

1564
01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:47,175
           [laughing]

1565
01:10:47,277 --> 01:10:50,678
    And when my mother asks,
   "Are you bringing someone?"

1566
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:52,513
          she means...

1567
01:10:56,319 --> 01:10:58,987
     BOTH: Someone special.

1568
01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:01,256
            Exactly.

1569
01:11:01,358 --> 01:11:03,258
         And she always,
          without fail,

1570
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:05,927
       thinks I'm kidding
       when I tell her no.

1571
01:11:06,029 --> 01:11:08,529
      She thinks I'm going
        to surprise her,

1572
01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:11,432
  so she's doubly disappointed
    when I arrive by myself.

1573
01:11:11,534 --> 01:11:13,701
              Wow.

1574
01:11:13,803 --> 01:11:15,903
  That's a whole lotta pressure
          right there.

1575
01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:23,911
       So I was wondering,
 if you weren't doing anything,

1576
01:11:24,014 --> 01:11:26,114
            - would--
        - Would I like...

1577
01:11:26,216 --> 01:11:28,416
       to go home with you
         this Christmas

1578
01:11:28,518 --> 01:11:30,818
      and meet your mother.

1579
01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:33,054
              Yes.

1580
01:11:33,156 --> 01:11:34,889
    I would love to do that.

1581
01:11:34,991 --> 01:11:37,525
          I would love
      to meet your mother.

1582
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:38,926
        But the truth is,

1583
01:11:39,029 --> 01:11:40,862
     I have two more cruises
         after this one,

1584
01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:42,864
        and I'm gonna be
        on the high seas

1585
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:44,532
      until early January.

1586
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:46,734
             I-I...

1587
01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:49,904
          Hey, Pam, no,
        look at me, look.

1588
01:11:50,006 --> 01:11:52,106
           I'm sorry.
        I'm really sorry.

1589
01:11:52,208 --> 01:11:55,143
      You know how serious
      I take my job, right?

1590
01:11:55,245 --> 01:11:57,812
      And you of all people
     must understand that--

1591
01:11:57,914 --> 01:12:01,115
       No, no, it's okay,
          I understand.

1592
01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:03,418
          I understand.

1593
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:06,587
         It's just that
       this change of pace

1594
01:12:06,690 --> 01:12:09,257
      has been really good
         for me, and...

1595
01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:12,260
         I thought maybe
     switching things up...

1596
01:12:12,362 --> 01:12:14,862
   might be good for you too.

1597
01:12:19,169 --> 01:12:21,069
        I'm gonna go get
         some fresh air.

1598
01:12:21,171 --> 01:12:23,037
          - Excuse me.
             - Yeah.

1599
01:12:25,608 --> 01:12:26,874
              Sure.

1600
01:12:39,789 --> 01:12:40,988
          You're upset.

1601
01:12:43,393 --> 01:12:44,959
      Why would I be upset?

1602
01:12:48,064 --> 01:12:50,365
              Pam.

1603
01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:52,467
    You're an amazing woman,
         you know that?

1604
01:12:54,204 --> 01:12:56,604
 But you're breaking up with me.

1605
01:12:56,706 --> 01:13:00,341
     No, no, of course not.
   No, I don't want you to go.

1606
01:13:00,443 --> 01:13:02,377
      - You mean stay here?
             - Yes.

1607
01:13:03,813 --> 01:13:06,114
         So you want me
      to quit my dream job,

1608
01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:08,216
  move out of my nice apartment
          in New York,

1609
01:13:08,318 --> 01:13:10,518
      and follow you around
        on the high seas.

1610
01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:13,621
  Hold on. You said the change
     has been good for you.

1611
01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:16,290
        Yes, on vacation.

1612
01:13:16,393 --> 01:13:20,828
         You can't live
  your entire life on vacation.

1613
01:13:20,930 --> 01:13:23,531
    I thought your dream job
      was being a novelist?

1614
01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:26,501
 I live in the real world, Jake.

1615
01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:28,503
   This is not the real world.

1616
01:13:28,605 --> 01:13:30,972
        This is some type
         of fantasy land

1617
01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:34,642
 where you can make it Christmas
       whenever you want.

1618
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:39,013
        Meanwhile, I have
      to pay bills, taxes.

1619
01:13:39,115 --> 01:13:40,848
       I've gotta find out
      where I'm gonna live

1620
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:42,683
   and whether or not my boss
        is gonna fire me

1621
01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:46,087
     because I don't finish
   my article edited on time.

1622
01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:48,256
        You're not happy.

1623
01:13:48,358 --> 01:13:52,493
   How many people do you know
       that end up happy?

1624
01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:54,562
          I don't know.
  I'm looking around this ship

1625
01:13:54,664 --> 01:13:57,398
        and it seems like
   a lot of people are happy.

1626
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:01,536
   Have you talked to everyone
          on this boat?

1627
01:14:01,638 --> 01:14:03,504
          Oh, I forgot!

1628
01:14:03,606 --> 01:14:05,440
   You're the cruise director.

1629
01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:09,010
   Well, most people are gonna
   have to go home too, Jake.

1630
01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:10,812
         But you don't.

1631
01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:20,021
       Jake, you can come
      and stay in New York,

1632
01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:23,057
     have a great Christmas
           there too.

1633
01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:26,194
      I mean, we don't have
      palm trees and waves,

1634
01:14:26,296 --> 01:14:29,964
  but there's Christmas lights
        on Fifth Avenue.

1635
01:14:32,202 --> 01:14:34,635
        And the Rockettes
        and ice skating.

1636
01:14:34,737 --> 01:14:36,737
             I know.
   I know all about this, Pam.

1637
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:40,374
  I know there's a big blowout
   on New Year's Eve as well.

1638
01:14:40,477 --> 01:14:42,109
             I know.

1639
01:14:43,847 --> 01:14:45,413
              Pam.

1640
01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:49,183
        This is my life.

1641
01:14:51,421 --> 01:14:54,755
        I want you to be
        part of my life.

1642
01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:57,458
         My life is not
        on a ship, Jake.

1643
01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:00,461
   And your life isn't working
     for that paper either.

1644
01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:06,567
 All the articles that I've read
      that you've written--

1645
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:08,769
       your friend Becky,

1646
01:15:08,872 --> 01:15:12,139
        Jessica, the girl
  who's scared to get married,

1647
01:15:12,242 --> 01:15:14,442
              me--

1648
01:15:14,544 --> 01:15:19,013
    you've offered all of us
          great advice.

1649
01:15:19,115 --> 01:15:22,049
   Now let me offer you some.

1650
01:15:23,553 --> 01:15:26,754
         Take a chance.
          You hear me?

1651
01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:29,724
          Take a chance
      and bet on yourself.

1652
01:15:31,261 --> 01:15:32,793
       And you gotta focus
        on your writing.

1653
01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:35,296
     You gotta get that book
            together.

1654
01:15:35,398 --> 01:15:38,032
   'Cause you know something?
        I believe in you.

1655
01:15:38,134 --> 01:15:39,634
    And other people, they--

1656
01:15:39,736 --> 01:15:41,636
    Pam, they believe in you.

1657
01:15:41,738 --> 01:15:44,939
  Now it's just a matter of...

1658
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:47,909
      you believing in you.

1659
01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:57,151
  So where does that leave us?

1660
01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:03,057
           With a lot
     of Christmas memories.

1661
01:16:42,882 --> 01:16:44,815
       "Christmas Cruise."

1662
01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:54,258
      By Pamela Stevenson.

1663
01:17:07,273 --> 01:17:11,642
               <i> ♪</i>

1664
01:19:19,405 --> 01:19:20,905
               <i> ♪</i>

1665
01:19:21,007 --> 01:19:23,774
      <i> ♪ You gotta shake it</i>
          <i> like Santa ♪</i>

1666
01:19:23,876 --> 01:19:26,143
            <i> ♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1667
01:19:26,245 --> 01:19:27,778
      Merry Christmas, Pam!

1668
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:28,913
        Merry Christmas.

1669
01:19:29,015 --> 01:19:31,048
 How was your Christmas cruise?

1670
01:19:31,150 --> 01:19:32,550
         Life changing.

1671
01:19:32,652 --> 01:19:35,052
         Ooh, that calls
       for a celebration!

1672
01:19:35,154 --> 01:19:36,754
           Of course.

1673
01:19:36,856 --> 01:19:38,956
              - Oh!
  - You want a snowman cupcake?

1674
01:19:39,058 --> 01:19:41,625
    I spent three days baking
   a huge batch for the party.

1675
01:19:41,727 --> 01:19:43,160
       It's my specialty.

1676
01:19:43,262 --> 01:19:45,563
      Actually, those look
          pretty great.

1677
01:19:45,665 --> 01:19:50,100
  But it looks like you outdid
   yourself this time, kiddo.

1678
01:19:50,203 --> 01:19:51,469
        TOBY: Nailed it!

1679
01:19:51,571 --> 01:19:53,971
           - Oh, hey!
           - Hey, hey.

1680
01:19:54,073 --> 01:19:55,840
         - This is Amy.
             - Amy!

1681
01:19:55,942 --> 01:19:58,309
  I've heard so much about you.
        Nice to meet you.

1682
01:19:58,411 --> 01:20:00,611
  It's so nice to meet you too.
         Happy Hanukkah.

1683
01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:02,179
          Same to you.

1684
01:20:02,281 --> 01:20:05,149
       And this is the new
         managing editor

1685
01:20:05,251 --> 01:20:07,284
     of the<i> New York Minute.</i>

1686
01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:09,687
             - What?
 - Yes, yes. I read the article!

1687
01:20:09,789 --> 01:20:11,255
       Are you kidding me?
        It was fantastic!

1688
01:20:11,357 --> 01:20:12,823
     I loved it, I loved it.

1689
01:20:12,925 --> 01:20:16,861
       So I suggest to you
   that you start interviewing

1690
01:20:16,963 --> 01:20:19,363
   the most handsome personal
    assistants you can find.

1691
01:20:19,465 --> 01:20:22,366
   Actually, I was thinking--

1692
01:20:22,468 --> 01:20:25,336
  I love when you're thinking.
  She is such a great thinker.

1693
01:20:25,438 --> 01:20:28,873
     I think I'm gonna need
         some time off.

1694
01:20:28,975 --> 01:20:32,176
   Yeah, great! You earned it.
  When do you wanna come back?

1695
01:20:32,245 --> 01:20:35,079
      I'm not coming back.

1696
01:20:37,950 --> 01:20:39,683
   You're going after the guy
     on the boat, aren't ya?

1697
01:20:39,785 --> 01:20:42,453
           - The ship.
             - Huh?

1698
01:20:42,555 --> 01:20:45,623
   I'm not going after anyone.

1699
01:20:45,725 --> 01:20:49,627
  I'm an intelligent, talented,
      sophisticated woman.

1700
01:20:49,729 --> 01:20:52,463
 If any man wants to be with me,

1701
01:20:52,565 --> 01:20:55,165
      then he's gonna have
       to come and get me.

1702
01:20:55,268 --> 01:20:58,969
        And I am finally
      gonna write my book.

1703
01:20:59,071 --> 01:21:01,238
      Yeah, I'm gonna stop
        talking about it,

1704
01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:03,841
   and I'm gonna be about it.

1705
01:21:03,943 --> 01:21:05,576
     That's what I wanna do.

1706
01:21:05,678 --> 01:21:07,144
       Attention, workers.

1707
01:21:07,246 --> 01:21:11,048
           It is time
     for Christmas karaoke!

1708
01:21:11,150 --> 01:21:14,351
           [cheering]

1709
01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:19,156
    Now, since I'm obviously
         the headliner,

1710
01:21:19,258 --> 01:21:22,526
    do I have any volunteers
       for an opening act?

1711
01:21:24,931 --> 01:21:27,197
          Pam. Really?

1712
01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:28,966
             Really.

1713
01:21:30,536 --> 01:21:32,202
          Whatcha got?

1714
01:21:32,305 --> 01:21:34,705
          I got a lot.
  What are you in the mood for?

1715
01:21:34,774 --> 01:21:36,941
              Um...

1716
01:21:37,043 --> 01:21:40,010
   How about something with...

1717
01:21:40,112 --> 01:21:43,047
         [snaps fingers]
   Yeah, a little bit of sass.

1718
01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:47,284
               ♪

1719
01:21:47,386 --> 01:21:48,552
        PAM: Okay, um...

1720
01:21:50,056 --> 01:21:52,690
        ♪ Deck the halls
     with boughs of holly ♪

1721
01:21:52,792 --> 01:21:54,658
         ♪ [continues]

1722
01:21:56,696 --> 01:21:57,928
           All right.

1723
01:21:59,165 --> 01:22:00,898
             J-Jake?

1724
01:22:03,369 --> 01:22:05,402
         No, no, please,
    don't stop on my account.

1725
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:07,271
            Go ahead.

1726
01:22:07,373 --> 01:22:09,673
 Jake, what are you doing here?

1727
01:22:12,144 --> 01:22:15,145
  I thought you needed saving.

1728
01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:22,252
       Oh, Jake, the time
   that we spent was amazing.

1729
01:22:22,355 --> 01:22:26,590
 I'm so grateful that I met you,
 and the fun that we had, but...

1730
01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:29,159
     I can't live on a ship.

1731
01:22:29,261 --> 01:22:33,063
          I could visit
      occasionally, but...

1732
01:22:33,165 --> 01:22:37,768
 there's a whole world out there
    that I wanna see, and...

1733
01:22:37,837 --> 01:22:39,770
   I wanna be my own captain.

1734
01:22:42,241 --> 01:22:45,976
 And I wanna be your first mate.

1735
01:22:47,680 --> 01:22:49,113
             Really?

1736
01:22:49,215 --> 01:22:53,917
         After you left,
   I spent a few days at sea.

1737
01:22:54,020 --> 01:22:57,554
   I've never felt more alone
           in my life.

1738
01:22:58,924 --> 01:23:01,258
    It just wasn't the same.

1739
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:04,294
        And if you're not
     gonna be there with me,

1740
01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:07,331
        I don't wanna be
         out on the sea.

1741
01:23:15,274 --> 01:23:17,174
       [cheers, applause]

1742
01:23:23,949 --> 01:23:27,484
    Okay, now I think there's
 just a few more special people

1743
01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:29,853
      that I need to meet.

1744
01:23:29,955 --> 01:23:31,622
             Agreed.

1745
01:23:31,724 --> 01:23:32,890
            Oh, baby.

1746
01:23:32,992 --> 01:23:36,060
               <i> ♪</i>

1747
01:23:36,162 --> 01:23:39,730
       <i> ♪ My baby's home ♪</i>

1748
01:23:39,832 --> 01:23:41,465
        <i> ♪ So far away ♪</i>

1749
01:23:41,567 --> 01:23:42,733
            Mom, Dad!

1750
01:23:42,835 --> 01:23:44,668
     - Come on in, you guys.
            - Thanks.

1751
01:23:44,737 --> 01:23:46,704
          Oh! Hey, Mom.

1752
01:23:46,806 --> 01:23:49,073
       Welcome home, baby.

1753
01:23:49,175 --> 01:23:52,142
         I got somebody
       I want you to meet.

1754
01:23:52,244 --> 01:23:53,544
          This is Jake.

1755
01:23:53,646 --> 01:23:54,678
               Hi.

1756
01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:57,214
        He's a total fox!

1757
01:23:57,316 --> 01:23:59,383
           [laughing]

1758
01:23:59,485 --> 01:24:02,319
       - Merry Christmas.
     - So nice to meet you!

1759
01:24:02,455 --> 01:24:03,754
         JAKE: You too.

1760
01:24:03,856 --> 01:24:04,922
              Huh.

1761
01:24:05,024 --> 01:24:06,824
     <i> ♪ No, it ain't easy ♪</i>

1762
01:24:06,926 --> 01:24:09,526
          <i> PAM: And so,</i>
    <i> having quit my dream job</i>

1763
01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:12,930
     <i> and still riding high</i>
  <i> on the spirit of Christmas,</i>

1764
01:24:13,032 --> 01:24:14,932
    <i> I went to the one place</i>
      <i> where I could forget</i>

1765
01:24:15,034 --> 01:24:17,401
  <i> all my troubles for a while</i>

1766
01:24:17,503 --> 01:24:19,436
  <i> and just enjoy the holidays.</i>

1767
01:24:19,538 --> 01:24:20,871
      Merry Christmas, Dad!

1768
01:24:20,973 --> 01:24:22,106
             <i> Home.</i>

1769
01:24:25,878 --> 01:24:28,412
     <i> In the end, I remember</i>
     <i> what Jake had told me</i>

1770
01:24:28,481 --> 01:24:29,947
    <i> about the little things.</i>

1771
01:24:30,049 --> 01:24:31,548
   <i> They weren't just details.</i>

1772
01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:33,550
      <i> They were the things</i>
         <i> we hold on to</i>

1773
01:24:33,652 --> 01:24:36,120
    <i> when we need to remember</i>
      <i> something wonderful.</i>

1774
01:24:36,222 --> 01:24:39,423
        <i> ♪ All year long,</i>
    <i> it's the same old song ♪</i>

1775
01:24:39,525 --> 01:24:41,258
 <i> ♪ It's so hard to break away ♪</i>

1776
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:46,630
  <i> PAM: The first memory shared</i>
    <i> in a great relationship.</i>

1777
01:24:49,068 --> 01:24:52,236
   <i> Or trading dream jobs that</i>
<i>we thought would make you happy</i>

1778
01:24:52,338 --> 01:24:56,073
     <i> for ones that actually</i>
       <i> do make you happy.</i>

1779
01:24:56,175 --> 01:24:59,443
     "My first instinct was
to take a picture with my phone,

1780
01:24:59,545 --> 01:25:03,647
          but Jake said
    to just try enjoying it.

1781
01:25:03,749 --> 01:25:05,883
   And I came to realize that

1782
01:25:05,985 --> 01:25:08,819
          that went for
     just about everything,

1783
01:25:08,921 --> 01:25:13,423
     whether it was sunsets
     or setbacks or a crisis

1784
01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:15,893
       or even Christmas.

1785
01:25:15,995 --> 01:25:17,895
         Life is short.

1786
01:25:17,997 --> 01:25:21,298
  Why not try to have some fun?

1787
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:22,733
            The end."

1788
01:25:22,835 --> 01:25:25,669
           [applause]

1789
01:25:25,771 --> 01:25:28,038
      Thank you. Thank you.

1790
01:25:34,346 --> 01:25:36,013
     <i> PAM: But in the end...</i>

1791
01:25:36,115 --> 01:25:38,282
           Thank you.

1792
01:25:38,384 --> 01:25:42,452
  <i> the most important memories</i>

1793
01:25:42,555 --> 01:25:45,322
  <i> all seemed to start at home</i>

1794
01:25:45,391 --> 01:25:47,357
   <i> with the people you love.</i>

1795
01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:14,051
              Hey.

1796
01:26:14,153 --> 01:26:15,986
              Hey.

1797
01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:17,721
          What's this?

1798
01:26:17,823 --> 01:26:20,724
    Only one way to find out.
            Open it.

1799
01:26:31,503 --> 01:26:35,839
          "I'm so glad
   that we found each other."

1800
01:26:38,510 --> 01:26:40,777
   I wanted you to have that.

1801
01:26:44,183 --> 01:26:45,616
    Your big beautiful heart.

1802
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:49,853
     Merry Christmas, Jake.

1803
01:26:51,357 --> 01:26:53,457
      Merry Christmas, Pam.

1804
01:26:58,931 --> 01:27:03,200
            <i> ♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1805
01:27:03,302 --> 01:27:06,570
            <i> ♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1806
01:27:06,672 --> 01:27:08,705
  <i> ♪ Feel the love all around ♪</i>

1807
01:27:08,807 --> 01:27:11,241
        <i> ♪ See the smiles</i>
       <i> across this town ♪</i>

1808
01:27:11,343 --> 01:27:13,110
       <i> ♪ 'Cause the kids</i>
      <i> are counting down ♪</i>

