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[ WIND HOWLING ]

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[ HARMONICA PLAYING SLOWLY ]

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♪♪

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-HOLLYWOOD -- THE LAND
OF THE REAL AND THE UNREAL.

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A PLACE WHERE, SO THEY SAY,

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THEY'LL PAY A THOUSAND DOLLARS
FOR A KISS

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AND 50 CENTS FOR YOUR SOUL.

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SO MANY PEOPLE TRYING
TO MAKE NAMES FOR THEMSELVES,

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STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD,

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BUT, ULTIMATELY, ACTING
THE SAME WAY AS EVERYONE ELSE.

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BUT SOMETIMES THERE'S A MAN.

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A FELLA BY THE NAME
OF JESSE EVERETT HUGHES IV.

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AT LEAST THAT'S THE HANDLE
HIS LOVING PARENTS GAVE HIM.

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HE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH USE
FOR IT HIMSELF.

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THIS JESSE HUGHES -- HE CALLED
HIMSELF BOOTS ELECTRIC.

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NOW, YOU'LL FIND OUT A LOT
ABOUT JESSE, OR BOOTS,

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AS THIS STORY PROGRESSES.

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BUT HERE'S THE BASICS.

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BORN IN 1972 IN THE DEEP SOUTH,

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THEN AFTER THE BREAKUP
OF HIS PARENTS' MARRIAGE,

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HE MOVED WITH HIS DEVOUT MOTHER
TO PALM DESERT, CALIFORNIA.

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ONE DAY, A BIG GINGER GUY
SAVED JESSE FROM A SCHOOL BULLY,

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AND THEY IMMEDIATELY
BECAME BEST FRIENDS.

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THIS RED TOP WAS JOSHUA HOMME,

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AND HE WENT ON
TO BE A BIG ROCK STAR

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WHILST JESSE DID
THE FAMILY THING.

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AFTER JESSE'S MARRIAGE
BROKE DOWN,

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JOSHUA PERSUADED HIM TO GIVE
THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL THING A SHOT.

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AND, SURE ENOUGH, THEY FORMED
EAGLES OF DEATH METAL,

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AND JESSE ENDS UP
TOURING THE WORLD

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AND GETTING A REPUTATION
AS ONE OF THE WILDEST

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AND MOST CHARISMATIC FRONT MEN
IN THE GAME.

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NOW, THIS FILM FOLLOWS OUR HERO
FOR ONE CALENDAR YEAR,

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JUST AS HE'S TURNED 40 --

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A PIVOTAL YEAR
IN ANY MAN'S LIFE,

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BUT ESPECIALLY
FOR OUR MAN JESSE.

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THE BAND ARE PREPARING TO RECORD
THEIR FIRST ALBUM IN YEARS,

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BUT IT'S NOT JUST MUSIC
ON HIS MIND.

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OH, NO.

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THIS IS A STORY
ABOUT LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP,

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RELIGION AND DRUGS,
POLITICS AND FAMILY.

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THIS IS A COMPLEX,
MIXED-UP MIND AT WORK,

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BUT THESE ARE COMPLEX, MIXED-UP
TIMES, SO MAYBE -- MAYBE --

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HE COULD BE THE MAN
TO SEE US RIGHT.

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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES,
THERE'S A MAN --

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WELL, SOMETIMES THERE'S A MAN.

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-I'VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT.

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<i>I'VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT.</i>

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♪♪

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-♪ DARLIN', THESE CHAINS OF LOVE
WON'T SET ME FREE ♪

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♪ CHAINS OF LOVE
WON'T LET ME BE ♪

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♪ OOH, OOH ♪

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♪ TRY TO GET UP IN THE MORNIN' ♪

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♪ I JUST CAN'T MAKE IT ♪

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♪ YOU'VE CAST A SPELL ON ME ♪

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♪ AND I JUST CAN'T BREAK IT ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE I SUFFER
FROM THE HEARTACHE ♪

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-♪ SUFFER FROM THE HEARTACHE ♪

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-♪ HEY, HEY ♪

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-♪ HEY, HEY ♪

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-♪ CHAINS OF LOVE
WON'T SET ME FREE ♪

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♪ CHAINS OF LOVE
WON'T LET ME BE ♪

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♪ WHOO, OOH ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT HEARTACHE ♪

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-♪ I GOT HEARTACHE ♪

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♪ HEY, HEY ♪

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-♪ HEY, HEY ♪

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-♪ CHAINS OF LOVE
WON'T SET ME FREE ♪

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♪ CHAINS OF LOVE
WON'T LET ME BE ♪

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♪ BABY, GOT TO, GOT TO,
GOT TO BREAK FREE, BABY ♪

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♪ THESE CHAINS OF LOVE, BABY ♪

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♪ WHOO ♪

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♪ CHAINS OF LOVE... ♪

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-CHECK. CHECK.

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CHECK, 1, 2.
CHECK, 1, 2.

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I'M ABOUT TO RECORD
THE FIRST BROADCAST

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OF MY CHRISTIAN RADIO SHOW.

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AND THIS IS THE MOST SCARY,
[....] --

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THIS IS THE MOST SCARY THING
I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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WELCOME, FRIENDS.
WELCOME ONE AND WELCOME ALL.

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HERE YOU ARE
ON THE SPECIAL "HOUR OF POWER"

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WITH REVEREND JESSE HUGHES,

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COMING TO HELP YOU
SAVE YOUR SOULS

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DIRECTLY
FROM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA,

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WHICH, OF COURSE,
IS AN IRONY OF IRONIES,

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IF YOU CAN DIG THAT,

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BECAUSE HERE WE ARE

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IN THE NESTING PLACE OF SIN

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AND THE NESTING PLACE
OF THE DESTRUCTION

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OF OUR GREAT NATION, AMERICA,

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RIGHT HERE
IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA.

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NOW, I'M NOT A PERFECT MAN,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

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I'M A MAN WHO'S MIRED
AND WIRED IN SIN, IF YOU WILL,

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BECAUSE I'M A ROCK 'N' ROLLER
MYSELF.

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MY DAY JOB IS
I'M THE BOOTS ELECTRIC.

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BUT NO MATTER
WHAT YOUR DAY JOB IS,

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NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
FOR A PART OF THE DAY,

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EVERY DAY, JESUS IS WATCHING.

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AND LET'S LET
THE CHRISTIAN HEALING BEGINNING.

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[ BANJO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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THIS IS AMAZING.

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IT'S SO DIFFERENT, DUDE.

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WOW.

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THE -- THE POWER.

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-♪ THE MIDNIGHT HAS PASSED,
IT'S MORNING AT LAST ♪

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♪ NO LONGER IN SIN I'M BOUND ♪

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♪ MY WANDERING IS DONE,
MY LIFE CROWN IS WON ♪

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♪ I'M LIVING
THE RIGHT LIFE NOW ♪

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♪ OH, GLORY... ♪
-2013 IS A BIG YEAR FOR ME

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BECAUSE I WAS MADE A REVEREND --

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A REVEREND IN THE ORDER
OF ST. FRANCIS,

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WHICH I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY.

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THIS IS AN APPOINTMENT.

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I'VE BEEN APPOINTED
AS A BISHOP OF MY OWN CHURCH,

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AND I'M APPOINTED
AN INDEPENDENT BISHOP

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WITHIN THE CHRISTIAN DOCTRINE
OF FAITH.

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SO I'M NOW
THE BISHOP JESSE HUGHES.

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IT'S PRETTY COOL.

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IN TERMS OF THINGS
I'VE ACHIEVED IN MY WHOLE LIFE,

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THIS RANKS UP THERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]

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I MEAN, ANYTHING YOU CAN DO
WHERE YOUR MOTHER'S STOKED,

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IT'S PRETTY AMAZING.

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AND ANYTHING YOU CAN DO
WHERE YOU GET TO GO TO HEAVEN

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WHILE BEING SUCH A BAD BOY
LIKE ME, IT'S PRETTY AWESOME.

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IT'S A DIFFICULT CONTRADICTION
BECAUSE MY DAY JOB IS

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I'M A ROCK 'N' ROLLER,
AND SO YOU'RE KIND OF

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ALWAYS PRESUMED
TO BE THE SERVANT OF THE DEVIL.

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BUT I THINK AS THE KING OF
ROCK 'N' ROLL HIMSELF TAUGHT US,

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AND I'M TALKING
ABOUT ELVIS PRESLEY,

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YOU GOT TO WORSHIP GOD.

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I MEAN, HALF OF HIS RECORDS
WERE GOSPEL RECORDS,

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AND HE ROUTINELY WENT TO CHURCH.

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SO, THAT BEING SAID,

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I'M JUST FOLLOWING
IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF ELVIS.

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SLAPPING SINNERS ON THE HEAD

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WITH THE BOOK OF SALVATION
RIGHT THERE.

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THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

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-♪ I'M LIVING
THE RIGHT LIFE NOW ♪

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[ HEELS CLICKING ]

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-NOW, THIS MOVE
INTO THE RELIGIOUS SPHERE

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FOR A MAN OFTEN REFERRED TO
AS JESSE "THE DEVIL" HUGHES

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MIGHT SURPRISE SOME PEOPLE.

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BUT IT AIN'T NO JOKE.

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[ HEELS CLICKING RAPIDLY ]

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THERE ARE SOME ASPECTS
OF HIS PAST

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THAT JESSE IS FIRMLY
TRYING TO PUT BEHIND HIM.

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HE'S LOOKING TO BE SAVED,
YOU COULD SAY.

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[ CHOIR VOCALIZES ]

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♪♪

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-THIS IS JUST A BIG YEAR
IN GENERAL.

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ONE, WE DIDN'T DIE BECAUSE
OF THE MAYAN DEATH CALENDAR.

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THAT'S GOOD.

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BUT IT'S A BIG YEAR FOR EVERYONE
I KNOW AND ALL MY FRIENDS,

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BECAUSE SO MANY AMAZING THINGS
ARE BEING ATTEMPTED,

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ACCOMPLISHED,
ET CETERA, ET CETERA.

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FOR EXAMPLE, DAVE JUST
RELEASED HIS "SOUND CITY" MOVIE.

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HE'S NOW A DOCUMENTARIAN.
QUITE FASCINATING.

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DAVE GROHL.

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JOSHUA HAS MADE HIMSELF

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A FULLY INDEPENDENT ENTITY
IN THE MUSIC WORLD

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AND IS ABOUT
TO RELEASE A NEW RECORD.

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THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL
[....] THING.

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I HAVE BECOME THE FIRST MAN
IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

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TO HAVE SELF-ELONGATED
MY OWN ERECTION.

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AND I NOW HAVE ADDED
TWO INCHES OF GIRTH

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AND AN INCH AND A HALF
OF LENGTH.

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HUH, BABE?

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BOOM!
-BOOM.

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-BIG DICKIN' IT!

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SO THAT'S A BIG DEAL FOR ME.

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IT'S BEEN A LITTLE WHILE
SINCE THE EAGLES

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HAVE PUT OUT A RECORD,

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BUT, IN THE INTERIM,
I'VE DONE BOOTS.

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BUT WE'VE GOT NEW MANAGEMENT
THAT'S GREAT,

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AND NOW EAGLES IS GETTING READY
TO RECORD A NEW RECORD.

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WE JUST SCORED
SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST.

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I MEAN,
THIS IS GONNA BE OUR YEAR.

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MY OLD MANAGEMENT SUCKED.

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IF THERE WAS
A GIANT DICK OF LIFE

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THAT YOU DID NOT WANT TO SUCK,

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THAT WOULD BE
WHAT MY OLD MANAGEMENT SUCKED.

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THEY WOULD HUFF DOWN GIANT BAGS
OF DICKS EVERY DAY ON MY CAREER.

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NOW, MY NEW MANAGER,

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HE CAN HUFF DOWN A BAG OF DICKS
TO MAKE YOUR CAREER BETTER.

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THAT'S MAGIC.

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[ HORN HONKS ]
[....] SUCK MY COCK,

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MOTHER[....].

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-SUCK HIS COCK.

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-YOU HAVE TO --
YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION

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TO EVERY RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE.

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IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION
TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND,

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SHE STARTS [....] SOMEONE ELSE.

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IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION
TO YOUR MANAGER,

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HE STARTS [....] SOMEONE ELSE,
AND THAT'S YOU.

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-[ LAUGHS ]
-WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

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-HAPPY NEW YEAR.
-HEY, MAN.

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-GOOD TO SEE YOU.
-YEAH.

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WHAT'S UP?
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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YEAH, SO, UM,
GETTING READY TO LAUNCH

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THE NEW EAGLES OF DEATH METAL
OFFICIAL...

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-IS IT IN LATIN?

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-YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]

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-DUDE,
THAT IS SO [....] AWESOME.

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IF WE COULD REALLY JUST DO THAT,

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THAT WOULD BE SO KILLER.

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-I LOVE THAT IDEA.

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-IN HONOR OF THE CHURCH.

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-[ CHUCKLES ]
-YEAH.

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I HAVEN'T DEALT
WITH YOU BEING A REVEREND YET.

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-YEAH,
WE NEED TO DEAL WITH THAT,

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BECAUSE I'M NOT BEING
A REVEREND TO BE A JOKE.

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'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY NOTICED,
TOO, THAT BROTHER MICHAEL

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HAS BEEN ANSWERING
WHAT SEEMS LIKE CRITICISM.

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-RIGHT.
-RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE.

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BECAUSE WHY THE [....] HE EVER
DECIDED TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE

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AND SAID HE DENIED LADY GAGA
FOR HER LIFESTYLE

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BUT ORDAINED
JESSE "THE DEVIL" HUGHES --

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IT WAS LIKE,
DO YOU EVEN READ

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THIS [....] SHIT
THAT YOU'RE PUTTING OUT?

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SO I WANT TO DO IT
LIKE JOHNNY CASH DID IT.

222
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,915
THIS IS JUST MY SERVICE TO GOD,
AND THAT EXISTS HERE.

223
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,451
AND AS BROTHER MICHAEL SAID,

224
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,953
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
WHAT HE DOES ON STAGE.

225
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,554
THAT'S HIS ARTISTIC EXPRESSION.

226
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,923
I JUST GIVE A SHIT WHAT HE DOES
IN HIS SERVICE FOR GOD.

227
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,892
AND I THINK THAT IN AND OF --
THAT RIGHT THERE

228
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,628
GIVES ME MY OPERATING PARADIGM
FOR IT.

229
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,030
SO, I START A RADIO SHOW
SATURDAY.

230
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,333
AND ON TOUR, I'M ALSO
GONNA PROVIDE COMMUNION,

231
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,668
BASIC EUCHARIST, AND CONFESSION.

232
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,437
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY MINISTER'S I.D.?

233
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,472
LIKE, THE PICTURE
THEY CHOSE FOR THE I.D. IS --

234
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,508
IS [....] NUTS, DUDE.

235
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,977
-A PICTURE OF ANGELS?
-[ LAUGHS ]

236
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,646
-THE BIGGEST CONCERN
FROM US AT THE MOMENT

237
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,581
IS SCHEDULING, AS YOU KNOW.

238
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,751
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHEN
WE'RE GONNA RECORD THIS RECORD.

239
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,187
EVEN IF I HAD
ONE OR TWO SONGS --

240
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,689
ONE OR TWO DEMO-QUALITY SONGS --

241
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,658
I COULD START
CLEANING FOR PEOPLE,

242
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,826
I CAN GET BUZZ GOING,

243
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,494
AND I CAN GET A SIGN.

244
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,631
WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO AT
SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST IS I'D LIKE

245
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:22,333
YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH
DEBUTING SOME NEW SONGS THERE,

246
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,935
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE...

247
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,004
[ CROWD CHEERING ]

248
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,306
[ GUITAR SOLO ]

249
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,915
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

250
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,550
-I JUST GOT TO SEE
THAT MY MANAGEMENT

251
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,119
IS TAKING AS MUCH ADVANTAGE
OF THE SITUATION

252
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,654
THAT WE HAVE AS POSSIBLE.

253
00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:44,956
MY DAD USED TO SAY
THERE'S TWO TYPES OF ROCK BANDS.

254
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,191
THERE'S A ROCK BAND
THAT COMES OUT

255
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,859
AND JACKS OFF
FOR EVERYONE TO SEE

256
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,728
AND A ROCK BAND THAT COMES OUT
AND [....] EVERYBODY IN THE
ROOM.

257
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,231
AND YOU JUST SAW A MEETING
WHERE WE WERE LAYING THE PLANS

258
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,566
TO [....] EVERYBODY.

259
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,710
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

260
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,545
-SO AS YOU CAN SEE,

261
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,248
EVERYONE ON TEAM EAGLES WANTS
TO GET THE ALBUM PROCESS

262
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,250
UP AND RUNNING.

263
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,619
IN THE MEANTIME,
JESSE'S BEEN KEEPING HIMSELF

264
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,855
AMUSED IN TRADEMARK FASHION,

265
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,924
PLAYING UNANNOUNCED SOLO SHOWS
AS BOOTS ELECTRIC,

266
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,159
HAVING NIGHTLY HOUSE PARTIES,

267
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,995
AND DOING OTHER
ASSORTED WEIRD SHIT.

268
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,272
-THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

269
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,174
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CONTINUES ]

270
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,544
A "MOST BEAUTIFUL SHEEP"
CONTEST.

271
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,912
AND IN THIS PARTICULAR YEAR,

272
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,915
THEY HAD SOME REALLY AMAZING
CONTESTANTS.

273
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,984
AND THEY'RE DOWN
TO THE FINAL THREE,

274
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,119
AND THE JUDGES
WALK UP TO THE FIRST SHEEP,

275
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,988
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS THE MOST

276
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,656
GLORIOUS-LOOKING ANIMAL
I'VE EVER SEEN.

277
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,425
LIKE, JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS
WOULD HAVE BEEN PLEASED."

278
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,362
AND THEY GO TO THE SECOND SHEEP,
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.

279
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,863
HE'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN THE OTHER ONE.

280
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:02,267
WE CAN MAKE 500 SQUARE YARDS
OF WOOL CLOTHING

281
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,370
FROM HIS BEAUTIFUL THING ALONE."

282
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,338
AND THEY GO TO THE THIRD SHEEP,

283
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,940
AND IT'S MISSING A LEG,

284
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,710
AND IT'S GOT, LIKE, MANGE,
AND ITS TEETH ARE FALLING OUT,

285
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,779
AND IT'S, LIKE,
BLIND IN ONE EYE.

286
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,648
AND THEY'RE LIKE,
"WHAT THE [....] IS THIS?

287
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,883
THIS IS THE MOST
HORRIBLE ABOMINATION OF A SHEEP

288
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,485
I'VE EVER SEEN."

289
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,453
AND THE SHEEP TAKES SOME TIME
TO STEADY,

290
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:27,025
AND HE LOOKS UP AT HIM,
AND HE GOES, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

291
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:31,362
IF YOU THINK I'M UGLY, I'M NOT."

292
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,231
-WAIT. THE SHEEP CAN TALK?

293
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,967
<i> -THE VICTORY OF THE UNION
 IN THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR...</i>

294
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,169
-THERE IT IS.
THAT'S THE JOKE.

295
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,638
-[ LAUGHS ]

296
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,941
♪♪

297
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,220
-♪ TURN YOU WITH THE LIES ♪

298
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:59,857
♪ FREAKS ARE HERE,
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE ♪

299
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,127
♪ INSULT IN THE SKIES ♪

300
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,531
♪ FREAKS ARE HERE,
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE ♪

301
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,178
-[ SCREAMS ]

302
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,659
-[ Distorted ] I HAD SOMETHING
TO DREAM LAST NIGHT.

303
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,431
SHE GOT ME SPEAKING IN TONGUES.

304
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,637
-[ COUGHING ]

305
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,744
GEORGE BUSH, HELP ME.

306
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,682
THE POWER OF GEORGE BUSH,
SAVE ME.

307
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:05,757
HE DIDN'T HELP ME.

308
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,892
♪♪

309
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,497
-SO YOU SHOULD BE STARTING
TO GET THE PICTURE

310
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,265
ABOUT MR. BOOTS.

311
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,667
BUT NOW A WORD
ABOUT HIS YOUNG LADY FRIEND,

312
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,237
MISS TUESDAY CROSS.

313
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,839
NOW, JESSE GOT HIMSELF
A REPUTATION AS A WOMANIZER

314
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,841
ON THOSE EARLY EAGLES TOURS.

315
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,710
BUT SINCE THE DAY
HE MET TUESDAY,

316
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:29,447
THE PAIR HAVE BEEN
TOTALLY INSEPARABLE.

317
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,182
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY SWEET.

318
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,984
-SUCK HIS DICK RIGHT NOW.

319
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:38,423
-♪ ALL MY LOVE,
I'LL GIVE YOU MY DEVOTION ♪

320
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:42,393
♪ ALL MY LOVE,
THESE FEELINGS OF EMOTION ♪

321
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:46,364
♪ ALL MY LOVE,
I'LL GIVE YOU MY DEVOTION ♪

322
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,499
-I'M IN A BAND WITH THE LOVE
OF MY LIFE, REALLY.

323
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:52,270
SHE'S -- TUESDAY CROSS IS --
IS A SPECIAL GIRL.

324
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,638
IT'S RAD TO BE IN A BAND.

325
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,206
I MEAN, EVERYONE TELLS YOU
IT'S A MISTAKE,

326
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,376
BUT YOU MEET SOMEONE YOU WANT
TO SHARE YOUR LIFE WITH,

327
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,946
YOU WANT TO -- YOU WANT TO
BE ABLE TO SHARE IT WITH THEM.

328
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,614
I MEAN, TO ME,
THAT'S BONNIE AND CLYDE SHIT.

329
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,216
THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR --
I WANT MY BEST GIRL

330
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,152
TO BE MY PARTNER,
MY CHIEF ASSASSIN.

331
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,888
AND SHE GIVES ME SOMETHING
PRETTY TO LOOK AT ON STAGE, MAN.

332
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,156
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

333
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,591
IT'S KIND OF DIFFICULT
TO DESCRIBE

334
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,426
THE GREATEST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.

335
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,262
I MEAN,
YOU GET TO BE THIS

336
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:20,131
AND YOU GET TO HAVE A HOT,
SMOKING,

337
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,266
UNDER-25-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND.

338
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,469
[....], YEAH.

339
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,579
-AS JESSE WAITS FOR THE EAGLES'
ALBUM SESSIONS TO KICK OFF,

340
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:38,983
HE FINDS OTHER WAYS FOR HIM
AND TUESDAY TO AMUSE THEMSELVES.

341
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,586
AND ONE THING THEY'VE BEEN
TALKING ABOUT DOING FOR A WHILE

342
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,554
IS HAVING A PHOTO SHOOT
WITH LEGENDARY

343
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:48,192
CULT PHOTOGRAPHER, FILMMAKER,
AND KINDRED SPIRIT RICHARD KERN.

344
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,728
NOW, IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT MR. KERN,

345
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,231
YOU KNOW THIS AIN'T
GONNA BE CONVENTIONAL.

346
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,366
♪♪

347
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,038
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

348
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,347
-JUST LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN NOW.

349
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,082
JUST THROW YOUR AR BACK.
YEAH.

350
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,383
GOOD, PERFECT.

351
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,988
GOOD ONE.

352
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,394
[ LAUGHS ]

353
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,530
[ SURF ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

354
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,634
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

355
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,704
-IN A CORNY WAY,
THIS IS THE GRAND REALIZATION

356
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:37,074
OF EVERY FAN'S ULTIMATE DREAM.

357
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,311
YOU -- YOU ARE INSPIRED
BY SOMETHING.

358
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,812
IT POSSESSES YOU.

359
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,581
IT PUSHES YOU IN A DIRECTION.

360
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:47,318
AND THEN YOU GET TO COME
FULL CIRCLE AND MEET THE MASTER.

361
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,154
BUT, UNLIKE "STAR WARS," WE
DON'T HAVE TO KILL OUR MASTERS.

362
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,790
YOU KNOW, WE GET TO HANG OUT
WITH THEM, SO IT'S COOL.

363
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,061
-I SWEAR, I LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT
ALL THE TIME.

364
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,931
IT WAS -- IT WAS REALLY FUNNY.

365
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,034
YOU AND THE QUEENS.

366
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:04,635
-REMEMBER THAT TIME
YOU ACCIDENTALLY GAVE ME

367
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,171
A DIRTY SANCHEZ?

368
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,773
-I WAS TRYING TO FORGET.

369
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,374
-[ LAUGHS ]

370
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,510
♪♪

371
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,248
I DATED THIS FETISH ARTIST.

372
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,482
BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT
TO SHOW ME HER MOVIES,

373
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,251
AND SHE HAD A LOT
OF MOVIES.

374
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,253
AND WHEN I FINALLY SAW ONE,
IT'S HER SEWING A DUDE'S BALLS

375
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,454
TO HIS ABDOMEN.
-OH, REALLY?

376
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,056
-I WAS LIKE, "YIKES."

377
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,657
-[ LAUGHS ]

378
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,292
WHAT? THIS IS 40?
WHAT?

379
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,194
THIS IS 40? [ GASPS ]

380
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,532
I'M A CATHOLIC PRIEST, TOO,
THOUGH,

381
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,201
SO YOU KNOW
THIS MAKES IT REALLY WEIRD.

382
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,603
-IS THAT FOR REAL?
-YEAH.

383
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,438
-THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

384
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,139
-IF YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS --

385
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:46,544
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS FOUND
IT VERY INTERESTING OR WORTHY

386
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,713
FOR THEM TO PURSUE THE NOTION
OF GIVING PEOPLE

387
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,982
OTHER THINGS TO THINK ABOUT
THAN [....] LITTLE BOYS.

388
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,717
-YEAH.

389
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,853
-WHY THEY PICKED ME --
'CAUSE THAT'S DEFINITELY

390
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,688
GONNA MAKE YOU THINK
ABOUT [....] LITTLE BOYS.

391
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,690
-YEAH.

392
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,025
-BUT I TAKE IT
KIND OF SERIOUSLY.

393
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,493
I LOOK AT IT AS YOU NEED

394
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,328
SPIRITUAL COUNSELING
ON THE ROAD,

395
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,064
AND THE BEST PERSON TO HELP YOU
WITH SIN IS A SINNER.

396
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,232
-YEAH.

397
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,634
-I REMEMBER "TWO ON THE TOWN."

398
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,370
IT WAS THIS, LIKE --
IT WAS AN L.A. -BASED,

399
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,537
LIKE, A NEWS MAGAZINE,

400
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,805
AND THEY ALWAYS WERE SCARING

401
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,140
THE PARENTS IN THE '80s

402
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,775
ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON
WITH THE KIDS.

403
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,176
AND I REMEMBER THEY DID
A SPECIAL --

404
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,578
I'LL NEVER FORGET IT --
THEY DID A SPECIAL

405
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,146
ON THE PUNK-ROCK MOVEMENT,

406
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,015
AND THEY WERE FLASHING IMAGES
OF, LIKE, SLIPPIN' IN,

407
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,883
AND THEN THEY MENTIONED YOU.

408
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,152
-[ LAUGHS ]
-I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.

409
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,887
-I MADE IT TO PUNK.
[ LAUGHS ]

410
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,522
-IT'S LIKE, WHENEVER I WAS A KID

411
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,792
AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY,
I BETTER GET HIS VIDEOS."

412
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,397
-I REMEMBER THAT IF YOU
WANTED TO SEE A PORN,

413
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,499
YOU HAD TO GO IN A THEATER.

414
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:46,037
I-I FOUND THIS 16-MILLIMETER
POSITIVE FILM, AND I WOULD --

415
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,172
AND I HAD SOME NEGATIVE, TOO,

416
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,409
AND I WOULD GO IN MY DARK ROOM
AND PUT IT ON THE ENLARGER

417
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,444
AND JERK OFF IN THE DARK ROOM.

418
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,781
ESPECIALLY WITH THE NEGATIVE,
I'M JERKING OFF TO A NEGATIVE.

419
00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:00,318
BUT THAT'S HOW HARD UP I WAS
FOR PORN.

420
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,520
JUST STANDING THERE.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU --

421
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,355
YOU WANT TO LOOK --
LOOK AND DO THE --

422
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,790
OH, THERE'S...

423
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:06,891
HEY.

424
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,561
[ LAUGHS ]

425
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,530
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.

426
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,101
GOD, IT SMELLS GOOD.

427
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:19,003
HOLY SHIT.

428
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,240
-THERE'S A LITTLE BIT
OF GANJA IN THERE, MAN.

429
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:29,780
OH, THAT TESTS OUT
AT LIKE 24, 25% THC.

430
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,652
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

431
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,454
-JUST DO, LIKE, THOSE CHEERIOS

432
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,089
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.

433
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,727
THOSE ARE AWESOME.
-THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

434
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,771
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

435
00:22:56,109 --> 00:23:00,378
-THIS IS ONE OF THE COOLEST DAYS
IN ROCK 'N' ROLL FOR ME.

436
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:06,384
WHENEVER MY DICK'S NOT WORKING

437
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,652
OR, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ABLE
TO GET THE CHUB RIGHT,

438
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:11,222
I JUST GO OUT AND BLAST OFF
A COUPLE ROUNDS OF THE OLD GUN

439
00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:13,224
AND DRIVE IN MY FERRARI.

440
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,128
[ GUN COCKS ]

441
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,229
-WHOA.

442
00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:20,398
[ GUNFIRE ]

443
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,199
THAT WORKED.
[ CHUCKLES ]

444
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,668
[ "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL"
PLAYS ]

445
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,203
[ GUNSHOT ]

446
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,406
[ GUNFIRE ]

447
00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,530
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSICIAN
WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND?

448
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,732
-WHAT?
-HUMLESS.

449
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,667
-WHAT DOES A STRIPPER
DO WITH HER ASSHOLE

450
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,002
BEFORE SHE GOES TO WORK?

451
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,972
BUYS IT A SIX PACK
AND DROPS IT OFF AT PRACTICE.

452
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:05,409
HOW DO YOU GET -- HOW DO YOU GET
A DRUMMER OFF YOUR FRONT PORCH?

453
00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:07,478
PAY FOR THE PIZZA
AND ASK HIM TO LEAVE.

454
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,814
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

455
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,350
THIS IS WHERE
WE NEED TO BE NAKED?

456
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,319
-YEAH.

457
00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:22,159
-COUPLE...
PACKAGES, YEAH.

458
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:23,527
<i>-OH, THIS IS HIGH TIMES.</i>

459
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,196
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]

460
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:26,263
-IT'S LIKE...

461
00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:27,965
-BUT LITERALLY.

462
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:38,075
-HE'S STICKING OUT.
-YOUR HEAD'S IN THE SHOOT.

463
00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:40,144
-WELL, THERE'S NO KEEPING THAT
FROM MOTHER.

464
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:51,922
THAT WAS AWESOME.

465
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,791
MY DICK LOOKED SO [....] BIG,
DIDN'T IT?

466
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:55,526
WAS I ROCKING BIG DICK
'CAUSE, LIKE,

467
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:57,628
THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME,
OBVIOUSLY.

468
00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,797
-I'VE SEEN AN ARRAY OF DICKS,
RIGHT,

469
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,665
AND YOURS IS ACTUALLY --

470
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,234
YOU HAVE A VERY BEAUTIFUL DICK,

471
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,670
WHAT GIRLS MIGHT SAY
A BEAUTIFUL DICK.

472
00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:08,873
IT'S PERFECT, AND IT'S AWESOME.

473
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,877
-SO LOS ANGELES IS HOME NOW,

474
00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:15,679
BUT JESSE IS A DESERT BOY
AT HEART.

475
00:25:15,781 --> 00:25:18,315
THE AREA HAS SOME PAINFUL
MEMORIES FOR HIM NOW,

476
00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,017
BUT THIS DOESN'T STOP HIM
FROM GOING BACK THERE

477
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,554
AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE
TO VISIT HIS BELOVED MOM.

478
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:26,857
-I WASN'T BORN HERE.

479
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:30,494
I, UH, I WAS BORN
IN SOUTH CAROLINA.

480
00:25:30,596 --> 00:25:35,132
THAT'S REALLY A VERY,
VERY BIG PART OF MY LIFE.

481
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,967
IT WAS THE FIRST SEVEN YEARS
OF MY LIFE,

482
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:41,872
BUT I WAS PULLED FROM IT AND PUT
INTO AN ENVIRONMENT HERE IN 1979

483
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:45,476
THAT, UH...WAS SO FOREIGN

484
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:49,580
AND SO, SO ALIEN
TO WHERE I HAD COME FROM.

485
00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:58,389
LOVE THIS PHOTO RIGHT HERE.
THIS PHOTO'S AWESOME.

486
00:25:58,491 --> 00:25:59,290
-[ LAUGHS ]

487
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,025
-I LOVED ENTERTAINING IN A WAY,

488
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,928
BUT ONLY FOR PEOPLE
THAT I LOVED.

489
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,162
THAT'S MY 6th BIRTHDAY,

490
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,097
AS YOU CAN TELL
BY THE 6 CANDLE.

491
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:10,634
DUDE, I WAS ALREADY AN EXPERT
AT BLOWING IT.

492
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,003
SEE, THIS IS WHEN SHIT
STARTED TO SUCK.

493
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:16,073
THIS IS DEFINITELY
NOT FITTING IN AT SCHOOL.

494
00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:20,077
THAT WAS, LIKE,
ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL --

495
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:23,247
THAT LOOK RIGHT THERE.

496
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:27,885
THAT'S MY MOM AND ME.
MY MOM WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

497
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:32,122
-HE LOST HIS -- A TOOTH
ON THE BOTTOM. FIRST TOOTH.

498
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,557
-MOM, IF YOU HAVE
ANY RECOLLECTIONS

499
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:35,159
OF WHEN YOU THOUGHT
THAT I WOULD BE IN MUSIC

500
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,094
OR IF YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING

501
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:38,495
SPECIAL IN MIND FOR ME.

502
00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:41,465
-YOU USED TO SING IN CHURCH
ALL THE TIME.

503
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:43,367
YOU HAD KIND OF A "UH-AH."
YOU KNOW,

504
00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:45,936
A LITTLE BOY OPERA VOICE
BEFORE YOUR VOICE CHANGED.

505
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,472
[ LAUGHS ]

506
00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:51,075
I MEAN -- NO?

507
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:52,376
CUT THAT OUT.

508
00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:53,777
[ BEEP ]

509
00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:58,983
-THAT'S MY BROTHER,
MY DAD, AND I.

510
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:02,486
IT'S ONE OF THE FEW TIMES WHERE
IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

511
00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:06,290
MY DAD, YOU KNOW, HE, UH...

512
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:08,826
HE'S JUST A DICK.

513
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,361
THIS IS THE WOMAN RIGHT HERE

514
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,763
THAT ACTUALLY HELPED MY MOM
ESCAPE MY DAD WHEN --

515
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,732
YOU KNOW, MY DAD WAS VERY --

516
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,301
ROCK 'N' ROLL WASN'T --

517
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:20,371
ROCK 'N' ROLL ISN'T THE BEST
THING FOR PEOPLE ALWAYS.

518
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,106
SO MY MOM RELIED ON FRIENDS.

519
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:23,607
AND THIS WOMAN --

520
00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:26,176
SHE WAS INSTRUMENTAL
IN HELPING MY MOM ESCAPE --

521
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:27,911
HELPING US ESCAPE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

522
00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:29,913
REALLY. THAT'S THE BEST WAY
TO LOOK AT IT.

523
00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:31,248
-I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

524
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,416
-ALL RIGHT, MOM.

525
00:27:32,518 --> 00:27:34,551
-I DON'T THINK
ABOUT THINGS ANYMORE.

526
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:36,887
-GUESS I STILL LOVE YOUR DAD.
-FAIR ENOUGH.

527
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,522
-OKAY?
-FAIR ENOUGH.

528
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:42,860
THAT'S MY POP'S FIRST BAND --
THE FABULOUS WEAPONS.

529
00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:44,828
THAT'S MY POP RIGHT THERE.

530
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,034
THE HOT ONE.

531
00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:54,071
UH, HE WAS BECOMING
EXTREMELY ABUSIVE,

532
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:57,174
AND HIS EPISODES WERE INCREASING
WITH SEVERITY

533
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,610
TO THE POINT
WHERE THEY WERE TERRIFYING.

534
00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,278
AND I WAS A WITNESS TO IT.
I CAN ATTEST TO IT.

535
00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:02,680
SO WHAT MY MOTHER DID WAS,

536
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:05,849
IS THE SAFEST POSSIBLE THING
SHE COULD DO,

537
00:28:05,951 --> 00:28:10,888
AT GREAT --
AT GREAT DANGER TO HERSELF,

538
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,090
'CAUSE MY DAD WOULD HAVE --
THE SECOND TIME WE LEFT,

539
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,992
IF HE HAD CAUGHT UP TO US
AT THE ATLANTA AIRPORT,

540
00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:16,627
HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE
KILLED MY MOTHER,

541
00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:18,829
WITH THE RAGE --
WITH THE RAGE.

542
00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:19,963
AND HE HAD ALREADY THREATENED
TO KILL HER.

543
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:21,131
HE HAD ALREADY DONE STUFF

544
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:22,499
LIKE LOCKING HER
IN A CLOSET

545
00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:24,201
AND AIMING A GUN AT HER
AND THEN LAUGHING

546
00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:25,803
AND SAY IT WAS UNLOADED
AND THEN PULLING THE TRIGGER

547
00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:28,172
AND BLOWING A HOLE
IN THE CEILING.

548
00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:30,107
SO MY MOTHER BROUGHT US HERE,

549
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,742
WHERE HER MOTHER WAS,

550
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,044
WHICH INCIDENTALLY WAS PROBABLY
THE SINGLE FURTHEST PLACE

551
00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:37,981
FROM MY FATHER YOU COULD BE IN
THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES.

552
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:41,885
AND MY DAD'S DISOBEDIENCE
TO GOD AND ABANDONMENT OF FAITH

553
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:45,222
DIDN'T SERVE HIM VERY WELL.

554
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:48,726
IT BECAME THE MODEL
FOR THE LEFT TO ME.

555
00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,694
[ CHUCKLES ]

556
00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:53,731
AND I THINK IN AN EFFORT

557
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,100
TO DISCOURAGE
ME FROM CHASING AFTER

558
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,835
MY FATHER'S PATH
IN ROCK 'N' ROLL,

559
00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:01,939
MY MOTHER AGREED UPON -- THE
INSTRUMENT THAT I COULD PLAY

560
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,441
WHEN I FIRST STARTED
TO STUDY MUSIC WAS THE FLUTE.

561
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:06,276
-THAT WAS BECAUSE
WE LIVED IN AN APARTMENT,

562
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:09,313
AND I WAS AFRAID THAT
WE WOULD DISTURB THE NEIGHBORS.

563
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,948
AND I JUST WANTED YOU
TO LEARN MUSIC.

564
00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:13,717
-SO SHE DECIDED TO DISTURB
MY SEXUALITY INSTEAD.

565
00:29:13,819 --> 00:29:16,153
-[ SIGHS ]

566
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,855
-THAT'S ME
IN MY UNCLE ROY'S BOOTS.

567
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,257
SEE, THIS IS WHEN I KNEW
WHAT SHIT WAS GONNA GET DOWN.

568
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,959
LIKE, "CHECK THIS OUT."

569
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:24,728
MY DICK IS GOING ALL THE WAY
INTO THOSE BOOTS.

570
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:26,296
AND TO THIS DAY,
MY UNCLE CALLS THEM

571
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:29,266
HIS FAVORITE LITTLE DICK BOOTS.

572
00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:30,968
-HE LOVED THAT.

573
00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:34,705
MAYBE THAT'S WHERE YOU FIRST
STARTED GETTING LOVE OF BOOTS.

574
00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:35,939
-BUT, NOW, ISN'T
THAT FROM YOUR...

575
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,342
-CHECK.
-...ROLLERBLADING?

576
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,477
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

577
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:41,912
-THANKS, MOM.
-[ LAUGHS ]

578
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:44,515
-UH, ACTUALLY,
UH, BOOTS ELECTRIC

579
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,884
COMES FROM THE FACT
THAT I USED TO ROLLERBLADE.

580
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:50,187
AND MY FRIENDS NICKNAMED ME
"FRUIT BOOTS."

581
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:54,057
AND WHEN WE STARTED RECORDING
THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL ALBUM,

582
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:59,029
JOSHUA FELT THAT I HAD FINALLY
EARNED A BETTER NICKNAME.

583
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,465
THANKS, MOM,
FOR BRINGING THAT UP.

584
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:04,234
DID YOU HEAR MY THING
ON ABORTION?

585
00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:06,503
-NO, I --
-MY SERMON ON ABORTION.

586
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:07,805
DO YOU EVER LISTEN
TO MY RADIO SHOW?

587
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:08,972
-YES, I DO.

588
00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:10,474
-THE RELIGIOUS ONE, RIGHT?
-YEAH.

589
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,309
I WON'T -- I TRIED TO LISTEN
TO THE OTHER ONE,

590
00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:14,711
BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT.

591
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,580
UH, THE LANGUAGE IS TOO...

592
00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:18,882
-TITTY! YEAH!

593
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,284
TITTY!

594
00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,119
THAT'S MY DNA, Y'ALL!

595
00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:24,021
MY DOUBLE HELIX!

596
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:27,157
TITTY!

597
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:28,959
IF YOU CAN DENY THAT SONG,

598
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:31,028
THEN I WILL COME
RIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE

599
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:33,463
AND SUCK YOUR DICK.

600
00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:36,567
THE HARDEST DICK SUCKING
YOU'VE EVER H-- OH, MY GOD.

601
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:39,136
LET ME JUST GET AHOLD
AND SQUOZE ON THEM NUTS

602
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:40,537
WHILE I WORK THE SHAFT

603
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:43,207
AND GET MY LITTLE OLD --
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!

604
00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:45,709
GOING UP AND DOWN ON THE HEAD
OF THAT BIG, OLD SHAFTED COCK.

605
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:46,910
WHOA!
OH, MY GOD.

606
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,612
AND IT'S GETTING
ALL READY TO BLOW.

607
00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:50,080
OH, MY GOD!
SHE'S READY TO BLOW!

608
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,015
KRAKATOA, EAST OF JAVA!

609
00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:53,584
GOD DAMN!
-WHAT?

610
00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:55,953
-JUST KIDDING.

611
00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:59,690
ANYWAY, IT'S 11:16 P.M.

612
00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:02,726
MILDLY CLOUDY
IN ATWATER VILLAGE.

613
00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:05,696
SO, I'M SUCKING
MY BOYFRIEND'S DICK YESTERDAY,

614
00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:07,698
AND I FINALLY REALIZED, "CRAZY!

615
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,932
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

616
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,134
WHO THE [....] IS THIS GUY,
RIGHT?"

617
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:12,970
♪♪

618
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,339
-SO JESSE'S FORAY
INTO THE LIFE OF A CLERGYMAN

619
00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:17,608
LED HIM TO START
AN INTERNET RADIO SHOW,

620
00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:19,476
WHICH, IT TURNS OUT,
WAS THE PERFECT VEHICLE

621
00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:21,812
FOR A MAN WITH SOME TIME
ON HIS HANDS AND A LOT

622
00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:23,146
TO SAY ABOUT EVERYTHING,

623
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:25,382
WHETHER IT'S ROCK 'N' ROLL,
RELIGION,

624
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:27,284
OR ANOTHER
OF HIS FAVORITE SUBJECTS --

625
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:28,752
POLITICS.

626
00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:30,988
NOW, THIS IS AN AREA
WHERE HIS VIEWS HAVE GOT OUR MAN

627
00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:32,923
INTO TROUBLE FROM TIME TO TIME.

628
00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:37,027
BUT THAT HASN'T
DAMPENED HIS FERVOR.

629
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,462
HELL, NO.

630
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:41,265
[ STATELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYS ]

631
00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:47,838
-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS WHERE WE'VE COME TO.

632
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:51,008
THIS IS THE DAWNING
OF A NEW AGE OF POLITICS.

633
00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:54,311
IT'S CALLED "[....] YOU."

634
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,046
IF YOU DON'T LOVE AMERICA,

635
00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:59,316
[....] YOU,
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT.

636
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,351
BECAUSE WHAT I INTEND TO DO
TO EVERYONE

637
00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,353
THAT TURNS THIS WORLD
OVER TO THE LEFT --

638
00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:07,190
AND BY THE LEFT I MEAN ANYONE
WHO DOES NOT LOVE RONALD REAGAN

639
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:13,430
AND ACCEPTS, WITHOUT A DOUBT,
THE SECOND AMENDMENT --

640
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,866
I'M GONNA BEAT
THE LIVING [....] OUT OF YOU.

641
00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:19,603
IN FACT, I WANT TO BE
ACCUSED OF, "OH, MY GOD.

642
00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:22,205
THAT'S SO CAVEMAN-LIKE."
YOU KNOW WHAT?

643
00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:23,573
SUCK MY DICK.

644
00:32:23,676 --> 00:32:26,276
BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A [....].

645
00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:27,344
CAVEMAN-LIKE?

646
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,346
YOU CAN BELIEVE
IN MAGIC TALKING MONKEYS

647
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,316
WHILE I BEAT YOUR [....] HEAD
INTO THE CONCRETE.

648
00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:35,552
[....] YOU. YOU ARE [....] UP
THE WORLD. DIE.

649
00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:44,895
IT'S MORNING FOR US.
IT'S 8:08 AT NIGHT.

650
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:48,865
MY FRIEND DENNY HAS DECIDED TO,
UH, COME BY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.

651
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:51,068
-HE'S A MELLOW GUY.

652
00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:53,837
-DENNY'S A REAL MELLOW GUY.
-KIND OF BORING.

653
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:55,973
-IT'LL PROBABLY BE QUIET
AND BORING.

654
00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:59,176
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE SO GOOD.

655
00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:01,378
BUT AS MUCH
AS I LOVE THE PEOPLE,

656
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,446
I LOVE MY FRIENDS,

657
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:03,847
AND TODAY IS AN INTERESTING DAY,

658
00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:06,416
BECAUSE YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT DENNY KIRKWOOD

659
00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:09,987
HAS TURNED 46 YEARS OLD.

660
00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,455
-I GOT IN SOME TROUBLE
BEFORE I GOT HERE,

661
00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:13,023
BUT IT'S JUST THE START OF IT,
IT'S ALL RIGHT.

662
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,257
SAFE.

663
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,860
I SHOULD WASH MY FACE.
IT'S MY BLOOD.

664
00:33:16,962 --> 00:33:18,028
I'M GONNA BE LOUD.

665
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:19,463
I'M GONNA BE CRAZY.

666
00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:21,999
JUST KNOW THAT, TRUST ME,
WE MIGHT GO TO JAIL,

667
00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:23,467
BUT I'M GONNA TRY NOT TO.
I'VE NEVER BEEN.

668
00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:24,768
THIS WILL KILL ANYBODY.

669
00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:26,269
FEEL HOW HARD IT IS.
THAT IS A WEAPON.

670
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,637
OW!
IT HURTS.

671
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:28,939
-I'M STARTING TURBAN OUTFITTERS

672
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,173
FOR THE MUSLIM HIPSTER.

673
00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:31,875
-YOU CAN THROW THIS IN
AT ANY GIVEN POINT,

674
00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:32,776
IT'LL STICK IN.

675
00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:34,077
I GET REALLY GAY ON MY BIRTHDAY.

676
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:36,246
CRAZY BUT GAY.
SO WE DIDN'T GO TO JAIL.

677
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,382
I'VE GOT A POLICE INTERCEPTOR
WITH COPS, LITERALLY.

678
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:39,916
JESSE,
I THINK THERE'S ONE OTHER GUY.

679
00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:41,485
HIS NAME IS JOHNNY.

680
00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:42,719
HE'S MISSING HIS TEETH.

681
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,087
HE'S SOFT.
TAKE HIM DOWN.

682
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:45,555
TAKE HIM DOWN QUICK.
-WHAT?

683
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:46,823
THIS IS WHAT?

684
00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:48,658
-I KNOW IT LOOKS
LIKE I'M REALLY [....] UP, MOM,

685
00:33:48,761 --> 00:33:50,127
BUT I'M NOT.
I'M JUST EXCITED.

686
00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:51,461
LOOK ME UP.
I'VE DONE MOVIES.

687
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:52,596
I'VE BEEN SHOT.
I'VE KILLED SEVEN PEOPLE.

688
00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,464
I'VE DONE IT.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

689
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:57,200
-BABY, HE'S TALKING SHIT.
THAT AIN'T SHIT!

690
00:33:57,302 --> 00:34:00,070
TITTY!

691
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:02,005
-WHAT YOU DOING, OBAMA?
YOU GOT DEEP IN IT.

692
00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:04,174
I'VE BEEN THAT DEEP, SHOOK UP.
LIKE WASN'T SURE IT WAS REAL.

693
00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:06,443
I WAS LIKE, "HMM."
IT REALLY LIKE -- IT REALLY --

694
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:07,377
IT [....] THREW ME.

695
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:08,712
IT WAS GOOD.
I NEEDED THAT.

696
00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:10,447
-[ SOBBING ]

697
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:13,083
-OH, BOY.

698
00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:14,384
-ANYWAY.

699
00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:16,787
-I DON'T WANT
TO BE TOO [....] UP.

700
00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:19,289
YEAH, GOT A DICK IN MY MOUTH.
BIG DEAL!

701
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:23,360
-I DON'T THINK
WE CAN GET ANY MORE WEIRD.

702
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:24,895
[ CHANTING ]

703
00:34:24,997 --> 00:34:27,631
WE ENDED UP GETTING UNBELIEVABLY
COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRUGS

704
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,100
ALL THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT
FROM A VARIETY OF WEIRD SOURCES.

705
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,501
IT IS THE MAN'S BIRTHDAY.

706
00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:33,370
I'M READY TO [....] KILL HIM.

707
00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:34,204
[ GUN COCKS ]

708
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,705
I'M READY TO KILL THE MAN

709
00:34:35,808 --> 00:34:37,674
RIGHT HERE LIVE ON AIR.

710
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,342
-AAH!

711
00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:41,912
-YOU WANT TO DANCE?

712
00:34:42,014 --> 00:34:44,548
-[ LAUGHS ]

713
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:50,220
-THE GUN SITUATION IS REALLY
A BIG DEAL RIGHT NOW IN AMERICA,

714
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:53,723
AND IT SHOULD BE,
BUT EVERYTHING'S [....].

715
00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:56,026
HONESTLY, IF WE LOSE GUNS
IN AMERICA,

716
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:59,896
IT WOULD BE THE LYNCH PIN
OF DISASTER.

717
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,598
IT ABSOLUTELY WOULD.

718
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,534
I HONESTLY FEEL LIKE
WE'RE IN A PLACE IN HOLLYWOOD

719
00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:06,169
WHERE, IF I REALLY SAID
WHAT I BELIEVED,

720
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,271
I'D BE PUNISHED FOR IT.

721
00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:09,673
I DON'T BELIEVE
IT'S GOOD TO LIE.

722
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,741
I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD BEAR FALSE WITNESS.

723
00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:13,310
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD STEAL.

724
00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:16,513
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD [....]
YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE.

725
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,082
THAT DICTATES MY POLITICS.

726
00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:21,251
GOD MADE MEN AND WOMEN.
SAM COLT MADE THEM EQUAL.

727
00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:23,420
THAT'S JUST THE [....] REALITY
OF LIFE.

728
00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,555
-[ WHISTLING ]

729
00:35:26,992 --> 00:35:28,391
[ GUNSHOT ]

730
00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:29,793
I'LL DO ANYTHING,

731
00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:31,928
INCLUDING GIVE UP MY OWN LIFE,
IF I HAVE TO,

732
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:33,263
TO PROTECT MY LIBERTY.

733
00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:35,966
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

734
00:35:36,068 --> 00:35:38,802
I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING
FOR FREEDOM.

735
00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:40,871
I DON'T LIKE SHOOTING --
THAT AIN'T PROPER GUN SAFETY

736
00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:42,973
TO BE SHOOTING
WHILE YOU'RE TALKING.

737
00:35:43,075 --> 00:35:45,408
PUT ANOTHER ROUND INTO CHINA.
[ GUNSHOT ]

738
00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:47,577
-♪ WAY DOWN YONDER
IN A HOLLER TREE ♪

739
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:49,412
♪ AN OWL AND A BAT
AND A BUMBLEBEE ♪

740
00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:53,517
-I GOT SHOT.
SEE IT?

741
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,952
AND A FIGHT BROKE OUT
BETWEEN SOME GANGSTERS,

742
00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:59,322
AND I JUST GOT HIT WITH
THE WRONG END OF A DEUCE DEUCE,

743
00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:01,391
AND THAT TAUGHT ME A BIG,
POWERFUL LESSON.

744
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,826
IT WASN'T THE GUNS THAT HURT ME.

745
00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:04,661
IT WAS BAD BEHAVIOR
AND THE INABILITY

746
00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:07,130
TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOURSELF.

747
00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:09,199
IF IT HADN'T HAVE BEEN A GUN,
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A CAR.

748
00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:15,038
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A [....]
KNIFE OR A BASEBALL BAT.

749
00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:16,940
-♪ KITCHIE KITCHIE KI-ME-O ♪
[ GUNSHOT ]

750
00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,441
[ WHISTLING ]

751
00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:19,576
-THIS IS JUST GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED AMERICAN FUN.

752
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,478
WE'RE NOT HURTING NOBODY.

753
00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:25,615
[ GUNSHOT ]

754
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:28,051
[ GUNSHOT ]

755
00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:30,086
SEE, THAT'S RIGHT OVER
MY BEATING HEART.

756
00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:31,888
RIGHT OVER MY BEATING HEART.

757
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,324
CHARLTON HESTON IS MY PRESIDENT.

758
00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:39,296
MY WHOLE LIFE WAS GENERATED
TOWARDS GETTING INTO POLITICS,

759
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:43,600
AND I HAD A PLAN
TO WORK ON SOME CAMPAIGNS,

760
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:44,868
GET ELECTED TO STATE ASSEMBLY,

761
00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:47,070
THEN GET ELECTED
TO THE STATE SENATE,

762
00:36:47,172 --> 00:36:49,072
AND FROM THERE BECOME --

763
00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:51,675
WORK ON GETTING
MYSELF ELECTED TO THE CONGRESS.

764
00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:54,511
FROM CONGRESS,
LEAPFROG INTO THE SENATE.

765
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:57,914
INTO THE SENATE, I WANTED
TO GO FOR THE PRESIDENCY,

766
00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:01,284
AND I NEVER FELT
LIKE I COULDN'T ACHIEVE THAT.

767
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,286
IF I GOT ELECTED TO OFFICE,

768
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:08,725
I WOULD HAVE A MANDATED
FOUR-DAY BLACKOUT ON TELEVISION.

769
00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,727
[....] 'EM,
AND IF TV DOESN'T LIKE IT,

770
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:13,096
THAT THEY CAN'T [....]
PSYCHOLOGICALLY MANIPULATE US

771
00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:15,365
AND MAKE US FEEL SCARED
IF WE DON'T HAVE A NEW iPOD

772
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:16,600
FOUR DAYS A WEEK,

773
00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,301
THEN I GUESS
THEY WON'T GET THAT.

774
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,670
AND IF WE REALLY GIVE A [....]
ABOUT FAMILIES,

775
00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:24,207
I WOULD IMMEDIATELY
ADJUST THE TAX STRUCTURE --

776
00:37:24,309 --> 00:37:27,177
IMMEDIATELY ADJUST IT
TO MAKE IT AFFORDABLE

777
00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:30,647
FOR MOMS TO STAY AT HOME
AND NOT HAVE TO WORK AT ALL.

778
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,116
[....] ALL THAT.
WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS --

779
00:37:33,218 --> 00:37:38,088
EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO BACK
THE [....] TO CHURCH, LIKE NOW.

780
00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:39,689
EVERYONE CAN BE FORGIVEN.

781
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,291
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE,

782
00:37:41,393 --> 00:37:43,126
AND THAT'S THE ONLY REASON
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE --

783
00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:44,628
BE ABLE TO GET UP
IN THE MORNING,

784
00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:47,130
BECAUSE I KNOW
I'M NOT WORTHY OF SHIT.

785
00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:52,202
I'M NOT WORTHY OF ANYTHING,
LEAST OF ALL ANY FORGIVENESS.

786
00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:57,941
I HAVEN'T BEEN A GOOD --
I HAVEN'T REALLY LIVED...

787
00:37:58,043 --> 00:37:59,776
IN THE WAY THAT I KNOW IS RIGHT,

788
00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:02,312
AND THAT'S WHAT THE PROBLEM
WITH AMERICA IS.

789
00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:05,849
I GUESS IF I RAN FOR OFFICE,
I WOULD HAVE TO FIX THAT,

790
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:11,221
LIKE, RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE.

791
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:14,624
AND ON THAT, I WOULD WALK
AWAY FROM THE PLATFORM

792
00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:16,393
AND LET THEM VOTE FOR ME.

793
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:59,402
♪♪
-SO, IT'S FINALLY TIME
TO ASSEMBLE THE TROOPS

794
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,471
AND GET BACK TO THE DAY JOB.

795
00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:05,108
EAGLES OF DEATH METAL ARE
PLAYING FIVE SHOWS IN FOUR DAYS

796
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:08,645
AT ONE OF THE GREATEST
MUSIC FESTIVALS ON THE PLANET.

797
00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:12,182
SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST IN AUSTIN
IS AN ANNUAL CARNIVAL OF MUSIC

798
00:39:12,284 --> 00:39:14,918
AND GENERAL GOOD TIME
ROCK-'N'-ROLL BEHAVIOR.

799
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:18,822
-AM I GONNA, LIKE,
BE ON TV OR SOMETHING OR NOT?

800
00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:22,592
AM I ON TV?
HEY, MOM! HEY, DAD!

801
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,528
-TITTY!

802
00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:28,031
TITTY!

803
00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:31,701
-THANKS FOR GIVING ME
MY GREAT BOOBS.

804
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:34,938
-MOST BANDS HEAD STRAIGHT
FOR THE BAR ON ARRIVAL.

805
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,773
BUT GIVEN JESSE'S
NEW PRIORITIES,

806
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,142
HE IMMEDIATELY HUNTS DOWN
THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN

807
00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:41,578
TO SEE THE NEW POPE
GET ANNOUNCED...

808
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,714
AND DO A BIT OF SHOPPING
WHILST HE'S THERE.

809
00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:47,517
<i>[ CROWD CHEERING ]</i>

810
00:39:57,863 --> 00:39:59,429
<i>-[ SPEAKING IN ITALIAN ]</i>

811
00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:07,003
-LET US PRAY IN SILENCE
YOUR PRAYER TO ME.

812
00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:24,387
ALMIGHTY GOD, THE FATHER,
THE SON,

813
00:40:24,489 --> 00:40:29,025
AND THE HOLY SPIRIT
DESCENDS ON YOU...

814
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:33,563
-THE NEW POPE HAS BEEN NAMED,
AND HE'S PRAYING.

815
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:40,804
I LOVE THE WAY THAT'S FITTED.
BUT THEN AGAIN,

816
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:42,439
THAT'S COMING FROM
A ROCK-'N'-ROLL PERSPECTIVE,

817
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:45,675
AND I'M WONDERING IF BECAUSE OF
WHAT I DO ON STAGE,

818
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,144
I SHOULD APPROACH IT
FROM MORE AN ANGLE OF HUMILITY.

819
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:49,646
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE?

820
00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:51,181
-'CAUSE YOUR CUSTOM --
THEY USUALLY --

821
00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:54,851
THOSE ARE ABOUT 8 TO 12 WEEKS.

822
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,320
-DO YOU LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL?
-I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL.

823
00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:58,721
-YOU GOT TO COME SEE US.

824
00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:00,657
I'M IN A BAND
CALLED EAGLES OF DEATH METAL,

825
00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:01,691
BUT IT'S CLASSIC ROCK.

826
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,560
-HOLY MOLY! NO!

827
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:05,762
THAT'S WHERE
I REMEMBER YOU FROM.

828
00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:08,164
HOLY CRAP.

829
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:09,199
-[ CHUCKLES ]

830
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:10,800
OH, THANKS, MAN.
THAT REALLY IS --

831
00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:12,535
THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
-DUDE.

832
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,971
-SO YOU'RE MY GUEST TONIGHT.
-OH!

833
00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:17,140
-YOU'RE MY GUEST AT EVERY SHOW
BECAUSE YOU -- US CATHOLICS

834
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:18,908
HAVE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER,
MY FRIEND.

835
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,610
-AMEN TO THAT. DEFINITELY.

836
00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:23,346
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE. OH!

837
00:41:24,382 --> 00:41:25,915
-SO, I'LL LET YOU IN
ON WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.

838
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,984
THE CHURCH, ESSENTIALLY, IS --

839
00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:29,953
IT'S GOT SOME OUTREACH
THAT'S TRYING TO CHANGE --

840
00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:32,021
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
WE'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF BAD PRESS.

841
00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:33,423
LET'S FACE IT.

842
00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:35,758
RECRUITING PEOPLE
FROM THE SECULAR WORLD

843
00:41:35,861 --> 00:41:38,461
WHO ARE CONSERVATIVE
OR CHRISTIAN ORIENTED LIKE ME

844
00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:40,797
IS KIND OF THEIR WAY OF GOING,
"OKAY."

845
00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:43,433
SO I WAS ORDAINED
IN THE ORDER OF ST. FRANCIS,

846
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,435
ESSENTIALLY JUST
TO KIND OF BE LIKE

847
00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:48,571
A MISSIONARY
IN THE ROCK-'N'-ROLL WORLD.

848
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:52,709
JOSHUA HAS BEEN
THE MOST SUPPORTIVE,

849
00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,043
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH.

850
00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:55,945
HE ALSO SHARES
A LOT OF MY BACKGROUND.

851
00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:57,647
I THINK WHEN MY FRIENDS
SEE THE SERIOUSNESS

852
00:41:57,749 --> 00:41:59,315
WITH WHICH I TAKE IT
AND THE FACT THAT I'M NOT

853
00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:01,351
TRYING TO FORCE IT
IN ANYONE'S FACE, YOU KNOW --

854
00:42:01,453 --> 00:42:03,720
THIS ISN'T ABOUT TRYING TO,
LIKE, HAVE A CRUSADE.

855
00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:05,688
THIS IS JUST ABOUT ME
PERSONALLY TRYING TO MAKE SURE

856
00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:08,124
THAT WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS,
I GOT A CHAIR TO SIT DOWN ON,

857
00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:09,726
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

858
00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:11,928
ALICE COOPER -- HE'S THE DEACON
OF HIS CHURCH IN ARIZONA.

859
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,497
HIS FATHER ACTUALLY
WAS A BAPTIST MINISTER.

860
00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:15,932
HIS REAL NAME
IS VINCENT FURNIER.

861
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:18,635
BUT EVERY SUNDAY,
HE'S IN CHURCH WITH HIS FAMILY.

862
00:42:18,737 --> 00:42:20,436
AND ON HIS TOUR BUS,

863
00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:23,439
THERE'S NO CUSSING,
NO DRINKING, NO DRUGS, NOTHING.

864
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:26,342
IF YOU CUSS,
YOU'RE THROWN OFF THE TOUR BUS.

865
00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:28,478
YET HE'S STILL ALICE COOPER,
AND HE GOES ONSTAGE,

866
00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:30,480
AND HE'S, YOU KNOW,
"BILLION DOLLAR BABIES,"

867
00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:34,183
AND I THINK HE'S A GREAT EXAMPLE

868
00:42:34,286 --> 00:42:35,552
OF KIND OF HOW TO PULL THAT OFF.

869
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:36,819
ELVIS -- I MEAN, COME ON, DUDE.

870
00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:38,922
THE KING OF ROCK 'N' ROLL
DID MORE --

871
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:43,293
MADE MORE GOSPEL ALBUMS THAN
HE MADE ROCK-'N'-ROLL ALBUMS.

872
00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:45,995
NOW, I WANT TO GET BUSY
DOING SOME OF THE -- YOU KNOW,

873
00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:48,798
LIKE THAT KIND OF STUFF.

874
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,034
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

875
00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:57,307
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

876
00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:59,142
-WITH HIS NEW ROBES PURCHASED,

877
00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:01,744
JESSE MOVES ON TO HIS OTHER
CALLING IN LIFE --

878
00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:03,713
WHIPPING CROWDS
INTO A SWEATY FEVER

879
00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:06,849
VIA THE UNHOLY SPIRIT
OF ROCK 'N' ROLL.

880
00:43:06,952 --> 00:43:08,251
-I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL?

881
00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:10,053
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M BAD NEWS?
I'M A SWEETHEART.

882
00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:12,322
I'M A GOOD, OLD CHRISTIAN BOY
WITH A GREAT MAMA."

883
00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:15,358
AND THEY'D BE LIKE, "HELL, NO,
THE BOY'S BAD NEWS,"

884
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,794
IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT THEY'D
SAY THAT ABOUT LITTLE, OLD ME.

885
00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:20,029
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THEY WOULD SAY I WAS BAD NEWS.

886
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:22,498
CAN YOU DIG IT?

887
00:43:22,601 --> 00:43:24,467
IS EVERYBODY HERE
STILL HAVING A GOOD TIME?

888
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:26,069
[ CROWD CHEERING ]

889
00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:29,872
IS EVERYBODY HERE
STILL HAVING A GOOD TIME?

890
00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:31,708
THIS AIN'T NO [....] HOLLYWOOD.

891
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,476
ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?!

892
00:43:33,578 --> 00:43:36,245
[ CHEERING INTENSIFIES ]

893
00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:49,659
[ "I WANT YOU SO HARD
(BOY'S BAD NEWS)" PLAYS ]

894
00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:55,131
-♪ I WANT YOU SO HARD,
I WANT YOU SO GOOD ♪

895
00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:58,101
♪ NOW, CAN YOU TRUST ME,
YES, YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD ♪

896
00:43:58,203 --> 00:44:00,670
♪ MY FRIENDS ARE TALKIN',
AND THEY'RE TELLIN' YOU ♪

897
00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:03,806
♪ LEAVE HIM ALONE
'CAUSE THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪

898
00:44:03,908 --> 00:44:06,109
♪ MY FRIENDS ARE TALKIN'
AND THEY'RE TELLIN' YOU ♪

899
00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:09,479
-♪ JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE 'CAUSE
IT'S JUST BAD NEWS ♪

900
00:44:09,581 --> 00:44:21,090
[ GUITAR SOLO ]

901
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:23,693
-♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH,
THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪

902
00:44:23,795 --> 00:44:26,562
♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH,
THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪

903
00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:29,365
♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH,
THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪

904
00:44:29,467 --> 00:44:32,402
♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH,
THE BOY'S BAD NEWS, HUH ♪

905
00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:35,171
♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪
-THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!

906
00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:36,539
-♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪

907
00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:38,341
-THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!
-RIGHT.

908
00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:39,676
♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪

909
00:44:39,778 --> 00:44:41,444
-THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!

910
00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:42,645
-♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪

911
00:44:42,747 --> 00:44:44,414
-THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!

912
00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:45,581
-♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪

913
00:44:45,684 --> 00:44:47,116
-THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!

914
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:50,019
-♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪
-THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!

915
00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:55,792
-♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪

916
00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:57,093
♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪

917
00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:58,561
-THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!

918
00:44:58,663 --> 00:44:59,829
♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪

919
00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:01,531
-THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!

920
00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:07,170
-♪ THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪

921
00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:10,039
♪ THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪

922
00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:12,942
♪ THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪

923
00:45:14,679 --> 00:45:17,447
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

924
00:45:39,637 --> 00:45:41,604
[....], YES!

925
00:45:51,316 --> 00:45:54,283
SEE THAT? 40. 40!

926
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:56,853
-♪ WHAT

927
00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:58,221
-♪ HE'S ALL RIGHT ♪

928
00:45:58,323 --> 00:46:00,089
-♪ WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT JESUS? ♪

929
00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:01,190
-AAH!

930
00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:02,225
-♪ HE'S ALL RIGHT ♪

931
00:46:02,327 --> 00:46:05,161
-♪ YEAH, HE'S ALL RIGHT ♪

932
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,462
-IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS,
WE HAVE, LIKE,

933
00:46:06,564 --> 00:46:08,331
BASICALLY AN OPEN-AIR FESTIVAL.

934
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:12,135
IN MY SPIRITUAL FORM, I WILL
INGEST THE BODY OF CHRIST.

935
00:46:12,237 --> 00:46:16,906
IN MY HUMAN,
OR QUASI-HUMAN FORM,

936
00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:19,976
I WILL INGEST...
THE BODY OF THE NIGHT.

937
00:46:20,078 --> 00:46:22,245
-♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪

938
00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:23,579
-♪ YEAH, GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪

939
00:46:23,681 --> 00:46:26,916
-♪ OH, YEAH, HE'S ALL RIGHT ♪

940
00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:31,087
-♪ YEAH, HE'S ALL RIGHT ♪
-SO, FINALLY,

941
00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:33,055
WITH SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST
OUT OF THE WAY

942
00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:35,658
AND JOSH BACK
FROM THE EUROPEAN FESTIVALS,

943
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,628
IT'S TIME FOR THE TWO OF THEM
TO GET THE ALBUM STARTED.

944
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:41,931
NOW, JESSE DOESN'T LIKE
TO TURN UP

945
00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:43,933
TO NEW SESSIONS
EMPTY HANDED,

946
00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:49,038
SO HE'S WORKING ON A LITTLE GIFT
FOR HIS BEST BUDDY BABY DUCK.

947
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:52,175
-SO, JOSHUA AND I LOVE CHESS,

948
00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:56,078
AND I FOUND THIS
REALLY WEIRD PIECE OF MARBLE,

949
00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:57,847
SO I CARVED IT ALL UP.

950
00:46:57,949 --> 00:47:03,486
JOSHUA NORMALLY WINS,
THOUGH I NORMALLY CONQUER.

951
00:47:03,588 --> 00:47:05,555
IT'S LIKE GOLF.

952
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:10,693
ANYONE WHO'S ACTUALLY
GOOD AT GOLF IS A DICK.

953
00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:14,397
WE START RECORDING TODAY.

954
00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:16,566
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH,
10 YEARS TO THE DAY,

955
00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:20,670
WE STARTED AT ALLEN STUDIO
FROM OUR VERY FIRST RECORDING.

956
00:47:20,772 --> 00:47:22,805
♪♪

957
00:47:27,946 --> 00:47:33,783
WE'RE HEADED TO PINK DUCK,
JOSHUA'S BEAUTIFUL STUDIO.

958
00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:36,919
OH, ARE YOU [....] JOKING ME?
[ HORN HONKS ]

959
00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:38,254
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HEAD
FOR THE TOP

960
00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:39,589
IN EVERYTHING
I'VE EVER DONE, MAN.

961
00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:40,857
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.

962
00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:42,024
BUT IN THIS BUSINESS,

963
00:47:42,126 --> 00:47:43,392
IT'S NOT REALLY
WHAT I TRY TO DO.

964
00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:45,328
I STARTED AT THE TOP --

965
00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:47,263
GOD BLESS JOSHUA HOMME --

966
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:53,569
AND I JUST WANTED TO GO
RIGHT FOR THE GRAB.

967
00:47:53,671 --> 00:47:55,872
[ DRUMS PLAY ]

968
00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:07,016
-[....] YEAH.
-THAT'S COOL.

969
00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:08,684
IT'S ALMOST, LIKE, FALLS IN.

970
00:48:08,786 --> 00:48:10,186
-WE'LL GO LIKE...

971
00:48:12,123 --> 00:48:13,723
IS IT TOO SLOW?
-NO, IT'S PERFECT.

972
00:48:13,825 --> 00:48:15,258
AND THEN IT GOES RIGHT
INTO THE CHORUS AND OUT.

973
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,826
IT'S [....] RAD.
-OKAY, SO, THEN FROM THERE,

974
00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:18,361
IT WOULD JUST GO TO THE CHORUS.

975
00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:19,428
-YEAH, LET'S TRY IT
FROM THE TOP AGAIN.

976
00:48:19,530 --> 00:48:21,530
-OKAY.

977
00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:29,372
-JOSHUA AND I HAVE KNOWN WE WERE
GONNA MAKE THIS ALBUM FOR YEARS.

978
00:48:29,474 --> 00:48:31,974
IF WE WERE DRUG DEALERS,
WE WOULD BE THE DRUG DEALER

979
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:35,344
THAT YOU WOULD OVERDOSE
EVERY TIME YOU BOUGHT OUR DRUGS

980
00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:38,080
BECAUSE IT WOULD BE THAT GOOD --
T.G.

981
00:48:38,182 --> 00:48:40,249
SO THAT'S, LIKE,
THE STANDARD WE HAVE FOR MUSIC.

982
00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:42,084
BUT REALLY,
SINCE I'M ONLY STEALING

983
00:48:42,186 --> 00:48:44,253
FROM THE BEST ALBUMS EVER MADE,
TECHNICALLY,

984
00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:48,391
I ALWAYS WRITE
THE GREATEST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME.

985
00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:53,496
NOW, A BEAUTIFUL ARTIST
LIKE JOSHUA IS GOING TO HAVE

986
00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:55,531
THAT FACT REFLECTED
IN HIS BEAUTIFUL TASTE.

987
00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:58,534
SO WE'VE GOT A SELECTION OF
ARTWORK, SOME OF WHICH I MADE.

988
00:48:58,636 --> 00:48:59,969
THAT'S MY PORTRAIT OF JOSHUA.

989
00:49:00,071 --> 00:49:02,905
I LOVE IT.

990
00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:04,707
HEY, I'M HORNY TODAY.

991
00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:06,475
[ LAUGHS ]

992
00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,711
I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORNY.

993
00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:12,782
<i>[ DRUMS AND GUITAR PLAYING ]</i>

994
00:49:12,884 --> 00:49:15,618
THAT'S GONNA BE [....] COOL WHEN
WE GET THAT WORKED OUT.

995
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,420
I DON'T THINK I SHOULD
PLAY ANYTHING.

996
00:49:17,522 --> 00:49:19,221
-I THINK YOU CAN JUST HANG
A NOTE.

997
00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:23,025
[ IMITATES GUITAR ] AND
THEN GO...

998
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,827
SO, TOMORROW, LIKE, IF
IT'S EARLY,

999
00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:27,363
WE'LL WORK ON A COUPLE MORE
THINGS SOUND-WISE.

1000
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,966
LIKE, WE'LL PUT SOME
TRIGGER STUFF UP

1001
00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:32,668
SO WE CAN PUT SOME WEIRD --
LIKE, TAKE THE ACTUAL DEMO,

1002
00:49:32,770 --> 00:49:35,972
THE [BREATHES HEAVILY]
THAT STUFF WE DID.

1003
00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:37,540
SO I'LL BE PLAYING TO THAT SOUND

1004
00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:40,076
WITH THAT COUPLE,
COLORFUL THINGS.

1005
00:49:42,246 --> 00:49:43,446
-THIS IS, LIKE, REALLY
THE ONLY TIME

1006
00:49:43,548 --> 00:49:45,214
I EVER GET
TO BE WITH MY BEST FRIEND.

1007
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:49,952
I DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS,
AND JOSHUA'S LIKE MY BROTHER.

1008
00:49:50,054 --> 00:49:53,489
HE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE
I LOVE THE MOST IN THIS WORLD.

1009
00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,791
[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

1010
00:50:10,141 --> 00:50:13,242
THE STORY
OF HOW TUESDAY AND I MET --

1011
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:16,045
IT'S ACTUALLY A BEAUTIFUL,
ROMANTIC STORY.

1012
00:50:18,082 --> 00:50:20,783
YOU'RE SO MEAN!
I'M NOT A PIECE OF STEAK.

1013
00:50:20,885 --> 00:50:26,589
-HELLO.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

1014
00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:31,427
SHE IS NOT ONLY
AS PRETTY AS A PICTURE,

1015
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:34,997
BUT SHE HAS A NICE FRAME, TOO.

1016
00:50:37,068 --> 00:50:38,234
-I WAS AT A PARTY,

1017
00:50:38,336 --> 00:50:40,469
AND I HAD ASKED
ONE OF MY FRIENDS

1018
00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:42,004
TO COME AND PICK ME UP.

1019
00:50:42,106 --> 00:50:44,673
AND SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD BRING
ONE OF HER FRIENDS,

1020
00:50:44,776 --> 00:50:46,742
"HE'S IN A BAND
CALLED EAGLES OF DEATH METAL.

1021
00:50:46,844 --> 00:50:48,244
YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD IT."

1022
00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:51,047
I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT GETTING IN THE CAR,

1023
00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:54,383
AND...I FINALLY DID.

1024
00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:56,318
I'M GLAD I DID, THOUGH.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

1025
00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:57,920
I'M REALLY GLAD I DID.

1026
00:50:58,022 --> 00:50:59,722
-IT ALMOST SEEMS
LIKE THE INEVITABLE

1027
00:50:59,824 --> 00:51:04,226
ROCK 'N' ROLL SUCCESS CLICHE
IN A WAY,

1028
00:51:04,328 --> 00:51:07,797
BUT...YOU GET TO BE MY AGE,

1029
00:51:07,899 --> 00:51:12,802
AND THE YOU GET TO FIND
AN ANGEL HALF YOUR AGE

1030
00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:14,804
WHO REALLY, REALLY LOVES YOU

1031
00:51:14,906 --> 00:51:16,405
AND WHOM YOU REALLY LOVE.

1032
00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:20,576
THIS IS THE LONGEST RELATIONSHIP
I'VE ER BEEN IN.

1033
00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:22,244
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN
IN A RELATIONSHIP WI AON

1034
00:51:22,346 --> 00:51:23,979
WHO'S ALMOST IDENTICAL TO ME.

1035
00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:27,850
I THINK WE'VE ONLY
SPENT ABOUT EIGHT DAYS APART

1036
00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:29,085
SINCE WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER.

1037
00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:30,820
-WE LIKE TO RELATE
OUR LOVE STORY

1038
00:51:30,922 --> 00:51:33,856
TO LUX AND POISON IVY.

1039
00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:35,558
-YEAH, YEAH.
WE TOTALLY...

1040
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:38,427
YEAH, MY HERO LOVE RELATIONSHIP

1041
00:51:38,529 --> 00:51:41,230
IS LUX AND POISON IVY
FROM THE CRAMPS.

1042
00:51:41,332 --> 00:51:43,566
HE PICKED HER UP
HITCHHIKING IN 1974,

1043
00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:45,701
AND THE NEVER SPENT A DAY APART
UNTIL THE DAY HE DIED.

1044
00:51:45,803 --> 00:51:48,771
AND I THINK THAT'S SO AWESOME.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

1045
00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:53,442
-MY EMOTIONS ARE SPINNING
LIKE A TOP.

1046
00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:59,949
-I THINK WE MUTUALLY
RESCUED ONE ANOTHER.

1047
00:52:00,051 --> 00:52:03,285
I MEAN, WE WERE BOTH
IN THE ADULT BUSINESS

1048
00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:05,154
AT THE TIME AND THE SKIN TRADE.

1049
00:52:05,256 --> 00:52:07,289
AND THE SKIN TRADE
WILL KILL YOU ON THE INSIDE.

1050
00:52:07,391 --> 00:52:08,991
IT WILL KILL YOU.

1051
00:52:09,093 --> 00:52:12,194
-I WAS WILD AND JUST DIDN'T
GIVE A [....] ABOUT ANYTHING.

1052
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:15,664
AND THE NOT-GIVING-A-[....]
ATTITUDE

1053
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:18,601
ONLY GOES SO FAR BEFORE
IT BECOMES SELF-DESTRUCTIVE.

1054
00:52:18,703 --> 00:52:20,669
-I HAVE NO PROBLEM
WATCHING LITTLE ANGELS

1055
00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:23,672
THAT I DON'T LOVE
OR CARE ABOUT GO TO HELL.

1056
00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:26,175
BUT I LOVE
AND CARE ABOUT TUESDAY,

1057
00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:28,377
AND I DID NOT WANT
TO LET HER GO TO HELL.

1058
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,513
AND BECAUSE MY FAITH IS SUCH

1059
00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:34,016
THAT I HAVE
ABSOLUTE BELIEF IN IT,

1060
00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:39,355
I KNOW THAT THE PATH THAT
SHE WAS ON WOULD LEAD TO HELL.

1061
00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:42,091
YOU PAINT 1,000 PICTURES, YOU'RE
NEVER KNOWN TO BE AN ARTIST.

1062
00:52:42,193 --> 00:52:44,393
YOU SUCK ONE DICK, YOU'RE KNOWN
AS A FAGGOT FOR LIFE.

1063
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,195
AND I DON'T MEAN THAT
AS AN ANTI-GAY THING.

1064
00:52:46,297 --> 00:52:50,533
I'M JUST STAYING --
I MEAN THAT IS HOW LIFE WORKS.

1065
00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:53,135
I THINK YOU [....] FOR MONEY,
YOU'RE A WHORE.

1066
00:52:53,237 --> 00:52:54,670
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

1067
00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:57,306
AND I THINK
THAT'S WHAT YOU BECOME.

1068
00:52:57,408 --> 00:53:00,009
-IF I WOULD HAVE KEPT ON
GOING ON WITH IT,

1069
00:53:00,111 --> 00:53:02,745
IT WOULD HAVE AFFECTED
MY REPUTATION SO MUCH SO

1070
00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:07,449
THAT I COULDN'T DEVELOP
SOMETHING WITH MUSIC OR ART,

1071
00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:10,619
BECAUSE I WOULD FOREVER BE KNOWN
AS THAT PORN STAR.

1072
00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:12,521
LIKE, I'M NOT SAYING
I'M GONNA EVER GONNA --

1073
00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:15,424
YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE,
WRITING IT OFF OR SOMETHING.

1074
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:18,761
LIKE, I DON'T THINK I'M
A DUBOIS GIRL ANYMORE, THOUGH.

1075
00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,663
-WELL, AFTER ALL,

1076
00:53:20,765 --> 00:53:27,102
A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
IS REALLY WHAT COUNTS.

1077
00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:29,605
-GOING OUT WITH GIRLS IS FUN.

1078
00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,006
-I MEAN, HONESTLY,
IT'S THE FIRST GIRL

1079
00:53:31,108 --> 00:53:33,209
I'VE HAD SEX WITH
WHO'S REALLY BEEN MY FRIEND.

1080
00:53:33,311 --> 00:53:37,713
-MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.
THE VAGINA.

1081
00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:40,449
-THAT'S NOT ALL YOU GO OUT
WITH GIRLS FOR, IS IT?

1082
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,585
-NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

1083
00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,987
HERE'S THE BUTTOCKS.

1084
00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:47,022
-I WANT TO KNOCK THIS GIRL UP
AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

1085
00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:48,457
-I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO KNOCK HIM UP FOR, LIKE,

1086
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:49,825
THE PAST THREE YEARS,
AND IT'S LIKE...

1087
00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:51,860
-BUTT BABIES
DON'T SEEM TO WORK TOO WELL.

1088
00:53:51,963 --> 00:53:53,529
'CAUSE WHAT HAPPENS IS,
SHE'LL PUMP

1089
00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:56,398
SOME LOVE JUICE
UP MY BACKDOOR CAN ACTION

1090
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:57,700
WITH THIS, LIKE, DEVICE.

1091
00:53:57,802 --> 00:53:59,101
SO SHE GOES BLBLBLBLBL!

1092
00:53:59,203 --> 00:54:00,836
AND SHE GETS ME ALL, "WHAT'S UP,

1093
00:54:00,938 --> 00:54:02,137
WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP?"

1094
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,405
AND I'M LIKE, "OW! OW!"

1095
00:54:03,507 --> 00:54:04,740
AND SHE PAINTS TITTIES
ON MY BACK

1096
00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:06,875
BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO GO
"LESBO-STYLE."

1097
00:54:06,978 --> 00:54:08,844
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.

1098
00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:10,613
CAN YOU IMAGINE
THE BEAUTIFUL BABIES WE'D HAVE?

1099
00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:13,282
CAN YOU IMAGINE THOSE BEAUTIFUL,
HOT, LITTLE HALF-LATINA,

1100
00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:14,717
HALF-LATYNA BABIES.

1101
00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:18,120
BOOM, BOOM, AFTER I SMACK THEM.
BA-BAM!

1102
00:54:18,222 --> 00:54:19,188
PUMP THAT BABY MAKER.

1103
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:20,489
BA-BOOM, BOOM! BOOM!

1104
00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:22,191
-THEY WOULD ALREADY HAVE
MUSTACHES ON THEM.

1105
00:54:22,293 --> 00:54:23,659
-YEAH, AND IF THEY'RE CHICKS,
THEY'RE GONNA HAVE

1106
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:26,195
BIG, OLD TITTIES!

1107
00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:29,265
I THINK SHE CAN PUMP OUT FIVE.

1108
00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:30,933
AND I LIKE TO USE THE WORD
"PUMP OUT"

1109
00:54:31,035 --> 00:54:33,002
SO IT MAKES HER FEEL AND ACT
AND LOOK

1110
00:54:33,104 --> 00:54:35,638
LIKE A [....]MACHINE
THAT ISN'T HUMAN.

1111
00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:39,108
'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO REALLY TREAT WOMEN EQUALLY,

1112
00:54:39,210 --> 00:54:40,976
IS TO MAKE SURE THEY KNOW

1113
00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:44,413
THAT THEY'RE JUST [....]
MACHINES TO BE [....].

1114
00:54:44,515 --> 00:54:46,715
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

1115
00:54:49,353 --> 00:54:51,820
-WELL, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY,
FELLAS.

1116
00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:54,490
LET'S GET OUT TO PRACTICE, HUH?

1117
00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,625
♪♪

1118
00:55:14,679 --> 00:55:17,079
-GOOD RUNS?

1119
00:55:17,181 --> 00:55:18,647
-YEAH, IT SOUNDS BETTER.

1120
00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:23,218
-IS IT ON?

1121
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:26,822
-THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

1122
00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:35,898
THAT'S ALMOST GNARLIER,
BUT THAT'S WRONG.

1123
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,200
<i>[ DRUMS AND GUITAR PLAYING ]
-[ BEATBOXING ]</i>

1124
00:55:52,149 --> 00:55:56,051
-♪ MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN'
AND MY MOUTH IS DRY ♪

1125
00:55:56,153 --> 00:56:00,856
♪ WALKED AWAY FROM ME, HONEY,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY ♪

1126
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:04,126
♪ YOU DON'T KNOW, BABY,
YOU DON'T SEE ♪

1127
00:56:04,228 --> 00:56:08,530
♪ THAT I WAS MADE FOR YOU
AND YOU WERE MADE FOR ME ♪

1128
00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:12,568
♪ SAID I CAN'T STOP THINKING
HOW I LET YOU GO ♪

1129
00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:16,839
♪ LAYING IT ALL ON THE LINE,
I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW ♪

1130
00:56:16,941 --> 00:56:20,976
♪ NOW I CALL YOU UP,
I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE ♪

1131
00:56:21,078 --> 00:56:25,748
♪ WHEN I PUSH THE BUTTON,
MY HANDS START SHAKING ♪

1132
00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:27,549
OKAY, ONE MORE TIME.

1133
00:56:27,651 --> 00:56:31,954
SORRY.

1134
00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:34,523
-OOH.

1135
00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:35,791
[ FEEDBACK ]

1136
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,926
WHAT THE [....]?

1137
00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:41,764
<i> -THE MIKE FELL
 OUT OF THE STAND.</i>

1138
00:56:41,866 --> 00:56:44,400
<i>-DON'T TALK.
 -[....] THIS.</i>

1139
00:56:47,338 --> 00:56:48,737
[ FEEDBACK STOPS ]

1140
00:56:52,276 --> 00:56:54,343
WELL, THAT'S IT.

1141
00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:55,544
WE CAN GO.

1142
00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:58,180
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

1143
00:56:58,282 --> 00:56:59,448
-WE'RE DONE HERE.

1144
00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:01,784
-THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.

1145
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:04,420
IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.

1146
00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:05,721
-HAVE WE GIVEN ANY THOUGHT

1147
00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:07,756
TO WHAT WE WANT TO CALL
THIS RECORD?

1148
00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:09,658
-WE HAD A COUPLE OF IDEAS.

1149
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,793
STYLUS INTERRUPTUS.

1150
00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,094
-I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE.

1151
00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:14,463
-BUT WE'VE HAD
SUCH GOOD ALBUM TITLES.

1152
00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:16,665
NOT TO TOOT OUR OWN HORN,
BUT BEEP!

1153
00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:18,033
"PEACE LOVE AND DEATH METAL."

1154
00:57:18,135 --> 00:57:21,003
AND THEN THE BEST
OF ALL IS "DEATH BY SEXY."

1155
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:22,638
-"DEATH BY SEXY"
IS REALLY STRONG.

1156
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:25,607
-YOU BEEN SENTENCED
TO DEATH BY SEXY.

1157
00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:27,009
THEN "HEART ON."

1158
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:28,377
-WHAT? HARD ON?

1159
00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:29,678
-"HEART ON."

1160
00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:32,014
NOT "HARD ON"
THAT'S GROSS.

1161
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,949
-"LADIES ONLY"
IS WHAT I WOULD ADD.

1162
00:57:34,051 --> 00:57:35,751
SO THE ALBUM COVER
WOULD SAY "LADIES ONLY,"

1163
00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:37,419
LIKE, IN NEON,
LIKE IT'S THE SIGN FOR A CLUB,

1164
00:57:37,521 --> 00:57:39,354
AND THERE'S A BIG LINE OF GIRLS
WAITING TO GET IN THE CLUB,

1165
00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:42,324
AND YOU AND ME ARE JUST IN DRAG
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE,

1166
00:57:42,426 --> 00:57:44,726
BUT WITH OUR BEARDS
AND EVERYTHING, LIKE, "WHAT?"

1167
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:47,029
-CRAZER BEAM.
-CRAZER BEAM?

1168
00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,797
-OR AMAZER BEAM.
-AMAZER BEAM.

1169
00:57:48,899 --> 00:57:50,766
-CRAZER BEAM IS REALLY GOOD.
-CRAZER BEAM IS GREAT

1170
00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:52,534
BECAUSE WE CAN DO
THE LIGHTING BOLTS.

1171
00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:53,902
-CRAZER BEAM IS [....] SICK.

1172
00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:56,371
-YEAH, CRAZER BEAM WOULD BE GOOD
AFTER "HEART ON."

1173
00:57:56,474 --> 00:57:58,707
-I THINK IT'S [....] AWESOME.
-CRAZER BEAM IS VERY...

1174
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:00,843
-AND WE'RE BOTH, LIKE,
LOCKED IN THIS BEAM.

1175
00:58:00,945 --> 00:58:02,244
-YEAH, LIKE AAAHHHH.

1176
00:58:02,346 --> 00:58:05,180
-YEAH, AND I CAN PROVE THIS
WITH THE MATH --

1177
00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:07,950
I CAN SHOW MY WORK --
THAT THE GNARLIEST,

1178
00:58:08,052 --> 00:58:13,355
MOST CONTROVERSIAL ALBUM TITLE
OF ALL JUST SAYS "VAGINA."

1179
00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:14,723
IF YOU WERE LIKE,
"HAVE YOU HEARD

1180
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,493
THE NEW EAGLES OF DEATH METAL
RECORD, VAGINA?"

1181
00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:28,770
-LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL
FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT --

1182
00:58:28,873 --> 00:58:30,772
ESPECIALLY YOU GUYS OVER THERE.

1183
00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:33,242
I KNOW HOW HARD
IT WAS TO GET THERE.

1184
00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:34,943
[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

1185
00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:41,149
-SO, WITH THE ALBUM

1186
00:58:41,252 --> 00:58:42,818
REALLY STARTING TO COME
TOGETHER,

1187
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,887
THERE'S ANOTHER DAY TRIP
FOR JESSE AND HIS EAGLES

1188
00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:47,389
AS THEY HEAD TO ST. LOUIS
FOR A ONE-OFF EVENING

1189
00:58:47,491 --> 00:58:51,593
OF LIVE MUSICAL AND SPIRITUAL
ENTERTAINMENT UNDER THE STARS.

1190
00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:52,794
[ CROWD CHEERING ]

1191
00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:54,463
-IS EVERYBODY READY

1192
00:58:54,565 --> 00:58:57,900
TO BECOME POSSESSED
BY THE SPIRIT OF ROCK 'N' ROLL?

1193
00:58:58,002 --> 00:59:00,802
[ CHEERING INTENSIFIES ]

1194
00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:03,338
♪♪

1195
00:59:12,816 --> 00:59:14,783
♪ WHEN I FEEL LIKE
I GET TOO CLOSE ♪

1196
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:16,652
♪ I PUT YOU RIGHT DOWN ♪

1197
00:59:18,556 --> 00:59:22,457
♪ I NEVER REALLY LEAVE,
I JUST SLIP AWAY ♪

1198
00:59:25,563 --> 00:59:28,297
♪ I ONLY WANT YOU ♪

1199
00:59:28,399 --> 00:59:31,166
♪ I ONLY WANT YOU ♪

1200
00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:34,102
♪ I ONLY WANT YOU, OOH ♪

1201
00:59:34,204 --> 00:59:37,072
♪ I ONLY WANT YOU ♪

1202
00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:39,775
♪ I ONLY WANT YOU ♪

1203
00:59:39,877 --> 00:59:42,778
♪ I ONLY WANT YOU, OOH ♪

1204
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,680
♪ I ONLY WANT YOU ♪

1205
00:59:44,782 --> 00:59:46,982
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

1206
00:59:59,897 --> 01:00:02,197
THANK YOU!
GOOD NIGHT!

1207
01:00:15,212 --> 01:00:17,512
-NOW, IT'S BEEN
HINTED AT BEFORE,

1208
01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:22,250
BUT IT'S TIME TO COME TO TACKLE
THIS FINAL PIECE OF THE JIGSAW.

1209
01:00:22,353 --> 01:00:24,786
BEHIND THE JOY
OF HIS MUSICAL SUCCESS

1210
01:00:24,888 --> 01:00:28,423
AND HIS LOVE LIFE
LIES A DEEP, CORROSIVE PAIN.

1211
01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:30,759
JESSE HAS NOT BEEN ABLE
TO SEE HIS TEENAGE SON

1212
01:00:30,861 --> 01:00:32,160
FOR OVER TWO YEARS,

1213
01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:33,996
AND EVERY VISIT TO THE DESERT
REMINDS HIM

1214
01:00:34,098 --> 01:00:37,366
OF THIS HUGE,
PAINFUL HOLE IN HIS LIFE.

1215
01:00:39,470 --> 01:00:40,435
-HEY, MOM.

1216
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:42,771
-HI, HONEY.

1217
01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:44,272
-I'M GONNA DROP SOME STUFF
IN THE GARAGE

1218
01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:46,475
FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.

1219
01:00:46,577 --> 01:00:49,544
-OKAY.
OKAY, BABY, I LOVE YOU.

1220
01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:50,846
-HEY, MAMA.

1221
01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:52,614
-MWAH!

1222
01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:55,117
-MOM'S GARAGE
IS ALWAYS FOR STORAGE.

1223
01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:56,618
-EVERYBODY PUTS STUFF IN HERE.

1224
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,788
-THIS IS MOST OF MINE
AND MY BROTHER'S OLD HOUSES.

1225
01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:00,989
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S ON THIS CASSETTE.

1226
01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:02,157
IT COULD BE AMAZING
ROCK 'N' ROLL

1227
01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:03,592
FROM MY PAST.

1228
01:01:05,396 --> 01:01:06,595
AHA!

1229
01:01:09,066 --> 01:01:10,632
-OH, YOU STILL HAVE THAT?

1230
01:01:10,734 --> 01:01:12,968
-YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT KIND OF DAD I AM?

1231
01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:14,670
I'M THE KIND OF DAD THAT,

1232
01:01:14,772 --> 01:01:18,206
ON HIS WAY TO GET
A REPLACEMENT FOR A PASSPORT,

1233
01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:20,609
THE CAR HE'S IN GETS SMASHED
BY A TRANSFER TRUCK.

1234
01:01:20,711 --> 01:01:23,845
I MANAGED TO UNBUCKLE MYSELF,
JUMP ON TOP OF MY SON.

1235
01:01:23,947 --> 01:01:26,348
I GOT SPEARED IN THE BACK --
THESE ARE THE BLOOD STAINS --

1236
01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:28,250
BY A PIECE OF METAL
THAT FLEW OFF THE CAR

1237
01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,585
AND STUCK AND SPEARED ME
IN THE BACK.

1238
01:01:30,688 --> 01:01:34,322
AND I STOPPED HIM
FROM GETTING KILLED.

1239
01:01:34,425 --> 01:01:35,590
REMEMBER THAT?
-YEAH.

1240
01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:36,925
-AND WHAT DID MY EX-WIFE
TRY TO DO

1241
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,760
AFTER I ALMOST GOT KILLED
SAVING OUR SON?

1242
01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:41,430
-TAKE HIM AWAY.
-SHE CALLED THE COLTON POLICE

1243
01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:43,699
AND SAID
THAT I WAS KIDNAPPING HIM.

1244
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,636
ALMOST EVERY SONG
I'VE EVER WRITTEN,

1245
01:01:47,738 --> 01:01:49,404
I RUN IT BY HER FIRST.

1246
01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:51,907
-YEAH.
-A LOT OF MY DEMOS,

1247
01:01:52,009 --> 01:01:53,075
LIKE WHEN I WAS WRITING
"CHEAP THRILLS,"

1248
01:01:53,177 --> 01:01:54,843
MOM'S SINGING BACKUP.

1249
01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:57,012
BUT, SEE, THE REASON
I LOVE MUSIC SO MUCH IS 'CAUSE

1250
01:01:57,114 --> 01:02:01,116
WHEN MY MOM AND DAD DIVORCED,
MUSIC WAS KIND OF OUR ESCAPE.

1251
01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:03,418
-YEAH.

1252
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,288
-YOU KNOW, IN ROCK 'N' ROLL,

1253
01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:09,257
EVERYTHING ISN'T ALWAYS EASY.

1254
01:02:09,359 --> 01:02:13,495
THIS SITUATION
WITH MY SON, YOU KNOW,

1255
01:02:13,597 --> 01:02:15,063
IF THERE'S ANYTHING
THAT CAN BE LEARNED

1256
01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:16,598
FROM ALLOWING PEOPLE
TO SEE INTO OUR LIVES,

1257
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:20,402
IT'S THAT DIVORCE AND THE LITTLE
DECISIONS YOU MAKE

1258
01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:22,537
THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE
A RIGHT TO, ARE SPITEFUL.

1259
01:02:22,639 --> 01:02:23,905
AND THEY CAN RIP THINGS APART.

1260
01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:26,541
-DIVORCE IS EVIL.
-IT CAN RIP PEOPLE APART.

1261
01:02:26,643 --> 01:02:30,378
I WENT TO A REHAB,
AND I REMEMBER TELLING MY MOM,

1262
01:02:30,481 --> 01:02:31,813
"THIS IS GONNA [....] ME.

1263
01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:34,216
HAVING TO GO TO REHAB
IS GONNA [....] ME."

1264
01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:36,651
AND IT'S WHAT THEY USED,
DID IT NOT?

1265
01:02:36,754 --> 01:02:37,953
I WANTED MY SON IN COUNSELING,

1266
01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:39,287
I GOT HIM TAKEN
TO BETTY FORD CENTER,

1267
01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:41,256
AND MY EX-WIFE
WENT WITH HIM EVERY TIME.

1268
01:02:41,358 --> 01:02:43,825
AND THEN, MICAH, THE LAST WORDS
HE SAID TO ME WERE, "DAD,

1269
01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:45,694
I'M SORRY, PLEASE DON'T CRY."

1270
01:02:45,796 --> 01:02:47,429
REMEMBER?

1271
01:02:47,531 --> 01:02:49,231
"I'M SORRY, DAD,
PLEASE DON'T CRY."

1272
01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:50,465
THOSE WERE HIS LAST WORDS TO ME.

1273
01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:52,167
HE KNEW WHAT HAD HAPPENED.

1274
01:02:54,605 --> 01:02:57,472
BUT...IT'S OKAY, MOM.

1275
01:02:57,574 --> 01:02:59,674
IT'S OKAY.

1276
01:02:59,777 --> 01:03:01,977
-[ CRYING ]

1277
01:03:08,485 --> 01:03:11,453
BYE, SON.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

1278
01:03:11,555 --> 01:03:15,157
I MISS YOU AND EVERYTHING.
I CRY ALL THE TIME.

1279
01:03:15,259 --> 01:03:17,559
-I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

1280
01:03:20,731 --> 01:03:22,364
MOMS ARE VERY IMPORTANT
TO ROCK 'N' ROLL,

1281
01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,166
NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE THINKS.

1282
01:03:26,370 --> 01:03:29,104
EVERY TIME I GO SEE MY MOM NOW,

1283
01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:32,073
I'M JUST REMINDED
OF THIS HORRIBLE THING.

1284
01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:35,777
THIS DRIVE IS KIND OF WHERE I,

1285
01:03:35,879 --> 01:03:37,546
LIKE, UNWIND
AND GET INTO THE ZONE.

1286
01:03:37,648 --> 01:03:39,548
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

1287
01:03:41,819 --> 01:03:43,351
THIS IS THE COURTHOUSE.

1288
01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:46,855
SPENT A LOT OF TIME THERE OVER
THE COURSE OF SEVERAL YEARS.

1289
01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:49,858
ROCK 'N' ROLL
HAS ITS GOOD AND ITS BAD.

1290
01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:53,995
YOU DO AN APPEARANCE
ON JAY LENO,

1291
01:03:54,097 --> 01:03:56,498
AND PEOPLE SOMETIMES CAN THINK
YOU DRIVE A LIMO

1292
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,667
TO EVERYWHERE YOU GO
AND HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS

1293
01:03:58,769 --> 01:04:02,103
TO THROW AWAY AT ALL TIMES,
INCLUDING YOUR EX-WIVES.

1294
01:04:02,206 --> 01:04:08,009
AND ONE OF THE MOST PRECIOUS
THINGS IN MY LIFE, MY SON...

1295
01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:13,648
...HAS BEEN [....] WITH
ON AN UNPRECEDENTED LEVEL

1296
01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:17,319
JUST BY STUPIDITY.

1297
01:04:17,421 --> 01:04:20,021
I'VE HAD SOME OF THE WORST
AND MOST HORRIFIC MOMENTS

1298
01:04:20,123 --> 01:04:21,756
OF MY LIFE IN THERE.

1299
01:04:25,762 --> 01:04:28,430
MY OWN LAWYER WAS LIKE,
"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE."

1300
01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:30,098
IT MADE IT ESSENTIALLY A CRIME

1301
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,468
FOR ME TO BE IN ANY CONTACT
WITH MY SON

1302
01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:37,839
WITH NO AVENUE OR PRESCRIPTION
FOR HOW TO RECOVER, YOU KNOW?

1303
01:04:37,941 --> 01:04:39,908
THAT'S UNHEARD OF IN FAMILY LAW.

1304
01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:43,879
IT WAS ALMOST LIKE SOMEBODY
MADE AN AGREEMENT TO CUT ME OUT.

1305
01:04:43,981 --> 01:04:47,315
I FEEL LIKE I'VE HAD A WHOLE
PIECE OF MY HEART CUT OUT

1306
01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:51,853
BECAUSE
I JUST WANT TO BE A DAD,

1307
01:04:51,955 --> 01:04:53,788
YOU KNOW?

1308
01:04:58,662 --> 01:05:00,929
IT WAS HELL.
IT'S STILL HELL.

1309
01:05:01,031 --> 01:05:03,198
I LOVE MY SON
MORE THAN ANYTHING.

1310
01:05:05,802 --> 01:05:07,535
[ Voice breaking ]
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DAD,

1311
01:05:07,638 --> 01:05:10,138
AND I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO BE MARRIED.

1312
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,540
ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE KIDS.

1313
01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:21,783
AND I FELT LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL
WAS A KIND OF SUCCESS,

1314
01:05:21,885 --> 01:05:24,119
THAT I'D DONE SOMETHING GOOD,

1315
01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:25,987
THAT I WAS ABLE TO TAKE CARE
OF MY SON.

1316
01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:28,056
AND EVEN THOUGH IT
DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH MY WIFE,

1317
01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:30,659
I FELT
LIKE THAT DIDN'T REALLY MATTER.

1318
01:05:30,761 --> 01:05:33,895
THAT NO MATTER WHAT, THAT'S
WHAT EVERYONE WOULD LOOK AT --

1319
01:05:33,997 --> 01:05:35,697
THAT A MOM OR A PARENT

1320
01:05:35,799 --> 01:05:39,901
IS ALWAYS DOING THE RIGHT THING
BY INSTINCT.

1321
01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:45,473
THAT'S JUST NOT THE CASE.

1322
01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,075
MY EX-WIFE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN

1323
01:05:47,177 --> 01:05:51,713
KNOW OR EVEN THINK OF ME
AS REAL ANYMORE.

1324
01:05:56,753 --> 01:05:58,386
I DON'T WANT TO HURT HER.

1325
01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:00,822
I DON'T WANT TO EVEN HAVE
TO DEAL WITH THIS.

1326
01:06:00,924 --> 01:06:03,525
I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANYONE.

1327
01:06:07,898 --> 01:06:12,667
I MEAN, I'M A KILLING,
ROCK-'N'-RAPIN'-ROLL REBEL.

1328
01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:15,036
THAT'S A FACT.
I'M NOT TRYING TO HIDE THAT.

1329
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,105
BUT IT'S NEVER A FACT
IN MY PARENTING.

1330
01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:18,773
I HAVE ABSOLUTE RULES.

1331
01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:22,744
I'VE DEMONSTRATED EVERY ASPECT
OF MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE.

1332
01:06:22,846 --> 01:06:26,114
I MEAN,
I HAVE THIS SHIT EVERY DAY.

1333
01:06:26,216 --> 01:06:30,352
AND SOMETIMES I REALLY
FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE.

1334
01:06:30,454 --> 01:06:32,487
LIKE, IF I THINK ABOUT IT

1335
01:06:32,589 --> 01:06:34,823
OR IF I MOVE
OR IF ANYONE SEES MY FACE,

1336
01:06:34,925 --> 01:06:37,225
IF ANYONE SEES ME, THEY'LL KNOW.

1337
01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:47,369
I'VE ALWAYS FELT
LIKE EVEN THOUGH I

1338
01:06:47,471 --> 01:06:50,605
HAD A REPUTATION FOR PARTYING
OR DOING DRUGS, I ALWAYS

1339
01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:53,141
MORE SO HAD A REPUTATION
FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING

1340
01:06:53,243 --> 01:06:55,143
AND OF HAVING STANDARDS
AND OF...

1341
01:06:55,245 --> 01:07:01,049
I THINK THE MINISTER THING
IS AN ABSOLUTE DIRECT RESULT.

1342
01:07:01,151 --> 01:07:02,417
GOD'S ALWAYS --

1343
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:10,025
HE STILL ALWAYS THROWS ME
THE [....], WINNING TOSS.

1344
01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:13,461
I HAVEN'T TALKED
ABOUT THIS SHIT ONE TIME

1345
01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:16,498
SINCE IT'S HAPPENED
WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN JOSHUA.

1346
01:07:20,737 --> 01:07:23,238
[ Normal voice ]
I NEEDED THAT.

1347
01:07:26,877 --> 01:07:29,110
ICE SKATING?
THERE'S AN ICE-SKATING RINK.

1348
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:47,796
[ INTRO TO QUEENMORY" P]

1349
01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:54,803
-♪ I WANT GOD TO COME
AND TAKE ME HOME ♪

1350
01:07:54,905 --> 01:08:01,743
♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALL ALONE
IN THIS CROWD ♪

1351
01:08:01,845 --> 01:08:08,817
♪ WHO ARE YOU TO ME?
WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BE? ♪

1352
01:08:08,919 --> 01:08:15,557
♪ NOT EXACTLY SURE ANYMORE ♪

1353
01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:23,098
♪ WHERE'S THIS GOING TO?
CAN I FOLLOW THROUGH? ♪

1354
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:29,537
♪ OR JUST FOLLOW YOU
FOR A WHILE? ♪

1355
01:08:29,639 --> 01:08:36,611
♪ DOES ANYONE
EVER GET THIS RIGHT? ♪

1356
01:08:36,713 --> 01:08:44,152
♪ I FEEL NO LOVE ♪

1357
01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:52,026
-MY ATTEMPT TO BE
A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED PARENT

1358
01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:55,296
AND A ROCK 'N' ROLLER
AT THE SAME TIME,

1359
01:08:55,398 --> 01:08:56,631
I WAS PUNISHED FOR IT.

1360
01:08:56,733 --> 01:09:01,169
AND AS A RESULT,
SOMETHING THAT WAS HIDDEN,

1361
01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:08,243
THE LOSS OF MY SON, CAN'T BE
SWEPT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING ELSE.

1362
01:09:08,345 --> 01:09:11,579
I'M AFRAID THAT MY SON

1363
01:09:11,681 --> 01:09:14,149
WON'T HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO I AM IN REAL LIFE.

1364
01:09:14,251 --> 01:09:16,017
I DON'T KNOW.

1365
01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:18,453
I'M AFRAID OF EVERYTHING.
I JUST WANT TO BE A GREAT DAD.

1366
01:09:18,555 --> 01:09:26,394
AND I'M AFRAID OF NOT HAVING
THAT THING THAT PARENTS HAVE.

1367
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:28,129
-♪ TO BE VULNERABLE ♪

1368
01:09:28,231 --> 01:09:30,098
-I'M REALLY AFRAID
BECAUSE I'VE COMMITTED

1369
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:34,002
TO THIS SCIENTIFIC STUDY,
IF YOU WILL, WITH THE CAMERA,

1370
01:09:34,104 --> 01:09:36,337
THAT THE CAMERA
WILL BE ABLE TO SEE SOMETHING

1371
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:38,907
TERRIBLE, HUMILIATING FOR ME.

1372
01:09:39,009 --> 01:09:41,442
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT ANYONE
TO KNOW THAT I'D LOST A BATTLE

1373
01:09:41,545 --> 01:09:46,247
LIKE I'D LOST, THAT I WAS UNABLE
TO HAVE EQUAL CUSTODY OF MY SON.

1374
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:47,515
I'M ASHAMED OF THAT.

1375
01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:50,485
I'M NOT PROUD OF THAT.

1376
01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:52,420
I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE
A LIVING TESTAMENT

1377
01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:53,955
OF ME BEING CRUSHED.

1378
01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:57,125
IT'S NOT
HOW I LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED.

1379
01:09:57,227 --> 01:10:01,829
BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN MY SON
IN A YEAR AND THREE MONTHS.

1380
01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:08,670
I NEVER EXPECTED
THAT WOULD HAPPEN.

1381
01:10:08,772 --> 01:10:11,906
THERE'S NO SONG THAT I WANT
TO WRITE ABOUT THIS

1382
01:10:12,008 --> 01:10:13,141
'CAUSE IT ISN'T OVER YET.

1383
01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:17,979
MAYBE THIS IS THE SONG
THAT I HAVE TO WRITE.

1384
01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:26,621
I GOT TO GO FIND MY SON,
AT LEAST TALK TO HIM.

1385
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:33,161
-♪ DOES ANYONE
EVER GET THIS RIGHT? ♪

1386
01:10:47,644 --> 01:10:53,815
♪ DOES ANYONE
EVER GET THIS RIGHT? ♪

1387
01:10:53,917 --> 01:11:01,022
♪ I FEEL NO LOVE ♪

1388
01:11:01,124 --> 01:11:08,763
♪ I FEEL NO LOVE ♪

1389
01:11:11,201 --> 01:11:13,735
[ GUITAR PLAYING ]

1390
01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:24,412
-I ACTUALLY --

1391
01:11:24,514 --> 01:11:26,914
I'M FORGETTING THE ACCENT
OF YOUR RIFF.

1392
01:11:27,017 --> 01:11:28,516
IT GOES...

1393
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:31,452
[ RIFF PLAYS ]

1394
01:11:34,824 --> 01:11:36,291
YOU DID THIS.

1395
01:11:36,393 --> 01:11:39,560
[ RIFF PLAYS ]

1396
01:11:39,663 --> 01:11:40,762
RIGHT?

1397
01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:43,831
-THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS,
I'M GOING...

1398
01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:45,199
[ GUITAR STRUMS ]

1399
01:11:45,302 --> 01:11:51,172
♪ BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-
WAM-BAM-WAM-BAM ♪

1400
01:11:51,274 --> 01:11:53,241
-YEAH, BUT I SHOULD PROBABLY
HIT SOMETHING BASS-Y

1401
01:11:53,343 --> 01:11:54,976
INSTEAD OF GUITAR-Y, RIGHT?

1402
01:11:55,078 --> 01:11:56,711
-YES.
-SO, YOU CAN DO THAT OVER.

1403
01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:58,212
SO IF I WENT...

1404
01:11:58,315 --> 01:12:01,482
[ RIFF PLAYS ]

1405
01:12:01,584 --> 01:12:04,252
-EARLIER, YOU WERE HITTING
THESE COOL RUNS, TOO.

1406
01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:07,021
THEY WERE LIKE --
THEY WEREN'T TYPICAL.

1407
01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:10,391
IT WAS LIKE, BO-NO-NO-NO.

1408
01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:14,162
THAT'S KILLER.
SO GOOD.

1409
01:12:18,702 --> 01:12:19,734
-OKAY, I GOT SOMETHING.
YEAH, OKAY.

1410
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:21,936
I'M JUST GONNA...

1411
01:12:22,038 --> 01:12:25,173
-WHAT'S UP?
-MICAH JUST TRIED TO CALL ME.

1412
01:12:25,275 --> 01:12:28,076
-CALL HIM, DUDE.
-I'M CALLING HIM RIGHT NOW.

1413
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,213
MICAH?

1414
01:12:32,315 --> 01:12:35,249
WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

1415
01:12:35,352 --> 01:12:37,418
MAKING A NEW EAGLES RECORD.

1416
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,587
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
FINALLY.

1417
01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:41,422
I JUST GOT THE REST
OF YOUR DRUM KIT TOGETHER.

1418
01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:44,359
WE JUST WENT OVER IT. I'M GONNA
BRING TO YOU THINK WEEK.

1419
01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:46,994
I LOVE YOU, DUDE.

1420
01:12:47,097 --> 01:12:49,163
I MISS YOU REALLY BADLY.

1421
01:12:49,265 --> 01:12:51,632
DUDE, LOOK, DON'T BE
UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND ME, DUDE.

1422
01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:53,634
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT ANYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED.

1423
01:12:53,737 --> 01:12:57,238
I'M STILL YOUR DAD,
AND NOTHING'S CHANGED.

1424
01:12:57,340 --> 01:12:59,040
IT'S JUST BEEN PUT ON PAUSE,
OKAY?

1425
01:12:59,142 --> 01:13:00,375
SO YOU DON'T GOT TO, LIKE,

1426
01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:02,043
BE WEIRD ABOUT ME,
'CAUSE YOU'RE MY SON.

1427
01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:05,413
YOU'RE THE ONLY THING
THAT MATTERS TO ME.

1428
01:13:05,515 --> 01:13:07,048
AND YOU'RE REALLY
THE ONLY EVIDENCE

1429
01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:11,252
THAT I'VE EVER DONE A DECENT
DAMN THING IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

1430
01:13:11,354 --> 01:13:14,021
I LOVE YOU, PAL.

1431
01:13:14,124 --> 01:13:17,592
SO, BEFORE THIS WEEK IS OVER,

1432
01:13:17,694 --> 01:13:19,560
I'LL BE BRINGING YOU
YOUR DRUMS, OKAY?

1433
01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:23,297
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER ON, AND
THEN I WILL SEE YOU THIS WEEK.

1434
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,032
ALL RIGHT, PAL.

1435
01:13:25,135 --> 01:13:28,436
BYE.

1436
01:13:28,538 --> 01:13:30,304
I JUST MISS HIM, YOU KNOW?

1437
01:13:30,407 --> 01:13:31,639
I'M NOT REALLY HIS DAD ANYMORE.

1438
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,875
I'M JUST LIKE A...

1439
01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:39,680
...JUST LIKE A DUDE,
LIKE SOME FRIEND OF THE FAMILY,

1440
01:13:39,783 --> 01:13:41,883
I GUESS.

1441
01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:44,685
-I'M JUST GLAD YOU GUYS TALKED.

1442
01:13:49,692 --> 01:13:52,093
-WE'LL SEE HOW DROPPING OFF
THOSE DRUMS GOES.

1443
01:13:53,563 --> 01:13:56,597
[ DOOR OPENS ]

1444
01:13:56,699 --> 01:13:58,199
-SHOULD I BE GOING LIKE...

1445
01:13:58,301 --> 01:14:00,835
[ RIFF PLAYS ]

1446
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:02,136
OR JUST...
[ RIFF PLAYS ]

1447
01:14:02,238 --> 01:14:04,305
-NO, NO, NO, THE FIRST WAY.

1448
01:14:04,407 --> 01:14:07,675
IT SOUNDS MAJESTIC AND COOL.
-OKAY, ONE MORE TIME.

1449
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,243
[ GUITAR PLAYS ]

1450
01:14:09,345 --> 01:14:10,745
-IT'S THE FOURTH ALBUM,

1451
01:14:10,847 --> 01:14:13,481
SO IT'S THE COMBINATION
OF ALL MY EXPERIENCE,

1452
01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:14,816
ALL THE TRICKS I'VE LEARNED,

1453
01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:17,885
AND AN ATTEMPT
TO DEMONSTRATE OUR GENIUS.

1454
01:14:17,987 --> 01:14:22,123
SO THIS ONE'S FILLED
WITH NOTHING BUT HITS --

1455
01:14:22,225 --> 01:14:24,058
BONER ROCKERS.

1456
01:14:28,364 --> 01:14:30,164
WHOO!

1457
01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:32,500
-DON'T YOU PATRONIZE ME,
MOTHER[....].

1458
01:14:32,602 --> 01:14:35,503
-IT'S DIFFICULT
TO FINISH THESE THINGS

1459
01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:37,038
ONLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T
WANT TO LET THE MOMENT GO.

1460
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,439
I REALLY LOVE WHAT I DO.

1461
01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:39,941
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING
IN THE WORLD.

1462
01:14:40,043 --> 01:14:42,577
SO I ALWAYS WANT TO DELAY
THE FINISHING OF THIS PART.

1463
01:14:42,679 --> 01:14:45,012
BUT THEN NOW WE MIX IT,

1464
01:14:45,114 --> 01:14:46,781
AND THEN WE TAKE IT
TO THE WORLD.

1465
01:14:46,883 --> 01:14:48,783
AND WHEN YOU LEAVE IT
ON A SUCH A HIGH NOTE LIKE THIS,

1466
01:14:48,885 --> 01:14:52,587
YOU KNOW
THAT THERE'S GONNA BE MORE.

1467
01:14:52,689 --> 01:14:54,322
TO ME, THE ALBUM IS A PROMISE

1468
01:14:54,424 --> 01:14:56,524
OF WHAT IT IS
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN LIVE.

1469
01:14:56,626 --> 01:14:57,692
SO TO ME,

1470
01:14:57,794 --> 01:14:59,794
IT'S THE JELLY-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB
ALL OF A SUDDEN.

1471
01:14:59,896 --> 01:15:01,496
ONCE THE RECORDING'S DONE,
IF IT'S DONE RIGHT,

1472
01:15:01,598 --> 01:15:04,832
IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS
ON GIVING THE WHOLE YEAR ROUND.

1473
01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:11,873
WELL, APART FROM MIXING,
I GUESS THAT'S IT.

1474
01:15:11,975 --> 01:15:13,341
AWESOME.

1475
01:15:13,443 --> 01:15:15,676
NUMBER 4.

1476
01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:21,816
MY DICK COULD POSSIBLY BE BIGGER
THAN JOHN HOLMES' RIGHT NOW.

1477
01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:23,951
IT'S AWESOME.

1478
01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:27,622
♪ OOH, OOH ♪

1479
01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:29,957
THE ALBUM'S GONNA COME
WITH A WARNING THAT,

1480
01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:33,027
IF YOU STILL HAVE AN ERECTION
FIVE MINUTES

1481
01:15:33,129 --> 01:15:34,762
AFTER YOU'VE LISTENED,

1482
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:39,033
DON'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL;
GET LAID.

1483
01:15:42,539 --> 01:15:45,540
-WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D UTTER THESE WORDS.

1484
01:15:45,642 --> 01:15:48,776
BUT THE ALBUM,
WITH THE WORKING TITLE "VAGINA,"

1485
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:51,746
IS FINALLY IN THE CAN.

1486
01:15:51,848 --> 01:15:53,180
MUSICAL REDEMPTION

1487
01:15:53,283 --> 01:15:56,117
FEELS LIKE IT COULD BE
WITHIN TOUCHING DISTANCE NOW.

1488
01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:58,986
BUT ONE OF HIS OTHER MAIN GOALS
FOR 2013

1489
01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:00,788
WAS TO PROVE THE SERIOUSNESS

1490
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:04,725
WITH WHICH HE'S TAKING
HIS NEW ROLE AS BISHOP.

1491
01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:06,394
IN OCTOBER, THE OPPORTUNITY

1492
01:16:06,496 --> 01:16:09,830
AROSE TO OFFICIATE THE MARRIAGE
OF A COUPLE THAT HE KNOWS,

1493
01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:12,099
AND REVEREND HUGHES
DID NOT HESITATE.

1494
01:16:12,201 --> 01:16:17,138
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS,
INDISTINCT SINGING ]

1495
01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:24,545
-DO I LOOK OKAY?

1496
01:16:24,647 --> 01:16:27,815
[ ORGAN PLAYS
WAGNER'S "BRIDAL CHORUS" ]

1497
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:46,400
WELCOME, FRIENDS.

1498
01:16:46,502 --> 01:16:47,935
ON BEHALF OF REESE AND ELLIE,

1499
01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,937
I WELCOME YOU AND THANK YOU
ALL FOR GATHERING HERE

1500
01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:54,442
ON THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY TO WITNESS
THEIR MARRIAGE CEREMONY.

1501
01:16:54,544 --> 01:16:59,447
WE WHO ARE PRESENT TODAY
HOPE THAT THE INSPIRATION

1502
01:16:59,549 --> 01:17:01,616
OF THIS MOMENT
WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

1503
01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:03,884
MAY ALL OF YOUR DAYS
AND YEARS TO COME BE FILLED

1504
01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:06,387
WITH THE VISION, THE JOY,
AND PASSION.

1505
01:17:06,489 --> 01:17:08,789
MAY THE LOVE
YOU NOW SHARE CONTINUE TO GROW.

1506
01:17:08,891 --> 01:17:10,658
AND MAY THE HAPPINESS
YOU BRING TO EACH OTHER BE

1507
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,260
A CONTINUING PART OF YOUR LIFE.

1508
01:17:13,363 --> 01:17:15,696
TOGETHER FOREVER.

1509
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:17,398
I KNOW HAVE THE PLEASURE
OF ANNOUNCING YOU BOTH

1510
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:18,899
AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.

1511
01:17:19,002 --> 01:17:20,801
YOU MAY NOW KISS.

1512
01:17:24,807 --> 01:17:27,008
-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH

1513
01:17:27,110 --> 01:17:31,312
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1514
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:35,683
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1515
01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:39,654
-WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
KIND OF WHERE THE STORY ENDS.

1516
01:17:39,756 --> 01:17:42,890
A YEAR IN THE LIFE
OF JESSE EVERETT HUGHES IV

1517
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,191
OR BOOTS ELECTRIC

1518
01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:46,627
OR WHATEVER YOU
WANT TO CALL HIM --

1519
01:17:46,729 --> 01:17:49,130
ROCK STAR, MAN OF GOD,

1520
01:17:49,232 --> 01:17:52,600
BUDDING POLITICIAN, PHILOSOPHER,
JOKER,

1521
01:17:52,702 --> 01:17:56,270
AND MOST OF ALL,
DEVOTED BOYFRIEND, SON,

1522
01:17:56,372 --> 01:17:58,673
AND FATHER.

1523
01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:00,408
[ DOG BARKS ]

1524
01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:02,243
AS THE YEAR DRAWS TO A CLOSE,

1525
01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:05,413
IT WOULD SEEM THE DEVIL HAS
FOUND REDEMPTION IN HIS MUSIC

1526
01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:08,416
AND BY PROVING HIS WORTH TO GOD.

1527
01:18:08,518 --> 01:18:11,085
ONE THING THAT HAS ELUDED HIM
SO FAR, THOUGH,

1528
01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:12,920
IS SEEING HIS SON.

1529
01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,955
[ THEREMIN PLAYS ]

1530
01:18:15,058 --> 01:18:16,524
AFTER MUCH THOUGHT,

1531
01:18:16,626 --> 01:18:19,460
JESSE TOOK THE DECISION
TO CONTRAVENE THE COURT ORDER

1532
01:18:19,562 --> 01:18:23,397
AND TAKE MICAH THE DRUM KIT THAT
HE PROMISED HIM FOR SO LONG.

1533
01:18:23,499 --> 01:18:24,932
WHEN THE DAY CAME, HOWEVER,

1534
01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:27,301
IT SEEMED THAT WORD
HAD GOT OUT OF HIS PLAN,

1535
01:18:27,403 --> 01:18:29,370
AND JESSE WAS STARTING
TO GET THE IMPRESSION

1536
01:18:29,472 --> 01:18:31,205
THAT HE WASN'T WANTED.

1537
01:18:31,307 --> 01:18:35,409
-WELL, ALL I'M TRYING TO DO
IS SEE MICAH.

1538
01:18:35,511 --> 01:18:37,645
'CAUSE I MIGHT HAVE TO SIT
IN JAIL JUST FOR GIVING MY SON

1539
01:18:37,747 --> 01:18:38,813
A DRUM KIT.

1540
01:18:38,915 --> 01:18:40,781
MY LAWYER STRAIGHT UP
SAID TO ME, "LOOK,

1541
01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:42,316
DUDE, BOTTOM LINE IS,

1542
01:18:42,418 --> 01:18:44,919
IS THAT YOU CAN'T GENERATE
EVEN THE CONFIDENCE OF

1543
01:18:45,021 --> 01:18:46,420
YOUR OWN FAMILY."

1544
01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:48,789
YOU GUYS TURNED YOUR BACK ON ME.

1545
01:18:48,891 --> 01:18:53,160
REALLY, YOU [....] ME OVER JUST
FOR THE WAY IT LOOKED IN PUBLIC.

1546
01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:56,197
[ Voice breaking ] BECAUSE I WAS
A ROCK 'N' ROLLER, MOM, REALLY.

1547
01:18:56,299 --> 01:18:57,565
AND AS A RESULT,

1548
01:18:57,667 --> 01:19:00,968
I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ABLE
TO SEE MY SON FOR TWO YEARS.

1549
01:19:05,942 --> 01:19:07,975
I JUST WANT TO SEE MICAH.

1550
01:19:11,647 --> 01:19:13,581
-I LOVE YOU.
-I LOVE YOU, TOO, MOM.

1551
01:19:13,683 --> 01:19:17,384
-OKAY, HONEY. BYE-BYE. BYE.
-BYE.

1552
01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:30,431
[ SOBS ]

1553
01:19:30,533 --> 01:19:36,871
I LOST MY WHOLE FAMILY WHEN
MY EX-WIFE PULLED THIS SHIT.

1554
01:19:36,973 --> 01:19:38,572
HERE I AM WALKING AROUND, LIKE,

1555
01:19:38,674 --> 01:19:41,876
ON THIS [....] REPUTATION
AS BEING FAMILY DUDE

1556
01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:44,712
AND TRYING TO KEEP UP
THIS [....] BULLSHIT PRETENSE

1557
01:19:44,814 --> 01:19:46,447
OF "EVERYTHING'S GOOD,"
WHEN IT'S NOT.

1558
01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:49,683
AND THEN I'M LIVING THE [....]
LIE I'M TALKING SHIT ABOUT.

1559
01:19:49,786 --> 01:19:53,587
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS
[....] IS DOING TO MY HEAD?

1560
01:19:55,691 --> 01:19:57,725
AND THAT'S THE WORST PLACE
TO BE

1561
01:19:57,827 --> 01:20:01,228
'CAUSE YOU'RE LOSING
YOUR RELIGION.

1562
01:20:01,330 --> 01:20:02,997
IF I TRY TO TAKE THE DRUM KIT,

1563
01:20:03,099 --> 01:20:05,800
'CAUSE MY EX-WIFE'S HUSBAND'S
A COP, I WILL GET ARRESTED

1564
01:20:05,902 --> 01:20:08,002
FOR TRESPASSING AND VIOLATION
OF A COURT ORDER.

1565
01:20:08,104 --> 01:20:10,137
I'LL PROBABLY SPEND
A COUPLE DAYS IN JAIL.

1566
01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:11,672
WHAT THE [....]?

1567
01:20:11,774 --> 01:20:12,873
IF I GET TO GIVE IT TO HIM,

1568
01:20:12,975 --> 01:20:14,708
WHAT THE [....]
IS THAT GONNA MATTER?

1569
01:20:14,811 --> 01:20:18,345
'CAUSE I ALREADY KNOW
THAT I'M JUST GONNA BE

1570
01:20:18,447 --> 01:20:21,248
CONFRONTED WITH HOW MUCH
I DON'T KNOW HIM ANYMORE.

1571
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:25,486
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

1572
01:20:25,588 --> 01:20:28,355
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

1573
01:21:11,934 --> 01:21:14,969
[ Normal voice ]
"SORROW IS BETTER THAN LAUGHTER.

1574
01:21:15,071 --> 01:21:18,205
FOR BY A SAD COUNTENANCE,
THE HEART IS MADE BETTER.

1575
01:21:21,444 --> 01:21:23,811
THERE IS AN EVIL
WHICH I HAVE SEEN UNDER THE SUN,

1576
01:21:23,913 --> 01:21:25,613
AND IT IS COMMON AMONG MEN.

1577
01:21:25,715 --> 01:21:29,116
A MAN TO WHOM HAS GIVEN RICHES
AND WEALTH AND HONOR

1578
01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:32,186
SO THAT HE LACKS NOTHING
FOR HIMSELF OF ALL THE DESIRES,

1579
01:21:32,288 --> 01:21:35,022
YET GOD DOES GIVE HIM POWER
TO EAT OF IT.

1580
01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:36,891
BUT A FOREIGNER CONSUMES IT.

1581
01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:38,058
THIS IS VANITY.

1582
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:41,462
IT IS AN EVIL AFFLICTION."

1583
01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:43,898
VANITY IS THE EVIL AFFLICTION.

1584
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,200
THAT'S KIND OF LIKE
WHAT I THINK I DO.

1585
01:21:46,302 --> 01:21:48,302
I'M IN THE JOB OF VANITY.

1586
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:53,240
♪♪

1587
01:21:53,276 --> 01:21:55,542
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1588
01:21:55,578 --> 01:21:59,880
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1589
01:22:02,218 --> 01:22:04,485
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1590
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:07,755
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1591
01:22:11,127 --> 01:22:13,394
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1592
01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:17,498
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1593
01:22:19,669 --> 01:22:26,573
♪ WITH MY BOOTS ON MY FEET
AND MY HAT IN MY HAND ♪

1594
01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:34,615
♪ I STARTED OUT
TO TRAVEL ACROSS THIS LAND ♪

1595
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,421
♪ AND THE STARS WERE MY CHART ♪

1596
01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:43,657
♪ THE BIRDS WERE
MY ROCK 'N' ROLL BAND ♪

1597
01:22:46,562 --> 01:22:49,163
♪ THE ROADS, THEY WEREN'T LONG ♪

1598
01:22:49,198 --> 01:22:53,667
♪ AND MY HEART
FELT A NEW SWEET SONG ♪

1599
01:22:55,838 --> 01:22:57,571
♪ THE TREES AND THE SUN ♪

1600
01:22:57,606 --> 01:23:02,409
♪ JUST HELPED MY LOVE ALONG ♪

1601
01:23:04,380 --> 01:23:07,481
♪ AND THE PICTURES IN THE SKY ♪

1602
01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:11,552
♪ HELPED MY SOUL GET HIGH,
YEAH ♪

1603
01:23:14,123 --> 01:23:16,423
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1604
01:23:16,459 --> 01:23:19,360
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1605
01:23:23,032 --> 01:23:25,165
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1606
01:23:25,201 --> 01:23:28,235
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1607
01:23:31,807 --> 01:23:34,241
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1608
01:23:34,276 --> 01:23:37,478
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1609
01:23:58,334 --> 01:24:00,401
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1610
01:24:00,436 --> 01:24:03,370
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1611
01:24:07,109 --> 01:24:09,176
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1612
01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:13,047
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, ♪

1613
01:24:24,727 --> 01:24:27,194
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1614
01:24:27,229 --> 01:24:29,797
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1615
01:24:33,669 --> 01:24:35,936
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1616
01:24:35,971 --> 01:24:38,939
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1617
01:24:42,778 --> 01:24:45,045
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

1618
01:24:45,081 --> 01:24:48,282
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪