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[Uncle Nick]
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[strange music]
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N & apos;
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Good.

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[Uncle Nick]
Cleveland City Stadium.

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Damaged land
on June 24, 1930.

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Three million dollars
the facility was officially opened

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more than a year later,

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and be home
to Cleveland Indians

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and Chief Wahoo.

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Indians win
World Series on & apos; 48,

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and win America
League pennies on & apos; 54.

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Browns are
a champion team.

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Local DJ Alan Freed was introduced to the world to Rock and Roll.

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Cleveland
A great place to stay.

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[cracking thunder]
Then the slump comes in.

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Several decades of heartbreak.

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Bad trade and bad luck.

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Curse of Rocky Colavito.

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On & apos; 69, Cuyahoga River
burned,

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and the story is made
Time magazine

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The incident turned to Cleveland
to the worst joke...

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a joke.

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This city has increased
an interesting slogan:

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"Mistakes on the Lake."

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[wind blowing]

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[strange music]

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N & apos;

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[voice-mail] - Hi, Nick,
this is Fairview

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Senior Care Call

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Your mother
feels tired today

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We don't think he
must come out cold.

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We are paging doctors.
Nothing to worry about.

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He said he would call you
in the morning

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- Hey what happened,
amigo?

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Yes, I need you to vaminos
to my house,

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take me to my brother's place

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Come on, man.

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It's Christmas Eve,
not Christmas

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Merry Christmas!

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Hey, Valerie.

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What is crack-a-lackin & apos ;, girl?

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[sniff]

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Yes.
Yes, you can on the hour.

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Good.

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Gracias.

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Not on that shirt.

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[car horn horn]

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- Hey what happened?

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- Hey, Luis.

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- So where does your sister live?  - In that donkey-rich old house
near Lakewood Park.

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- Oh, there are some very nice houses there

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- He definitely doesn't
pay for him, believe me.

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- Prizes.

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- Hah.
Thank you, Luis.

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You're my number 1

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And I am your Single Number Boss.

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[Uncle Nick] - Family
business keeps me going

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Father started Wilkins Landscape
with a lawn mower,

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a pickup truck,
and dream.

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Now 40 years later his business is still alive but barely.

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- Bets you never give this
your boss in Mexico

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- Puerto Rico.

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- The same thing.

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- This is not.

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- Yes, that's the case.

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- This is a commonwealth
from the United States.

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- What?

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[strange music]

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N & apos;

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- Must get a prize first, Luis.

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Oh!

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Blue Ribbon

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Everyone needs blue ribbons
once in a while.

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They have teenagers
boys at home

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Children love flashlights.
They are crazy because of them.

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Blank VHS.

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Who doesn't like blank VHS?

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Nobody.

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That's for prizes.

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OK, let's party.

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- good?
- Yeah.

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- I need something
that a girl will drink,

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something with a
little punch for that

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Oh, Luis,
you have a daughter

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He drinks things like this?

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- Oh, he doesn't drink
He is only 12 years old.

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- He is drinking

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Believe me, they all drink.

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- Maybe

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- One last thing.

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- Women like this
Fire and ice goods

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- Yeah.

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- Good.

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This will be an awesome night.

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[Uncle Nick]
- June 4, 1974,

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Cleveland Indians where
is scheduled to take

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Texas Rangers.

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That year, attendance at
Stadium Kota on average

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8,000 people who play games,

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but tonight
more than 25,000 will appear.

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They come with beer 10 cents.

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Management thinking
this promotion

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will be a good way
to increase attendance.

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Who can say no
a cup of drinks for a dime?

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You can buy up to 6 pounds of beer at a time.

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There is no cutoff.

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Indians have
playing Rangers

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six days before in Texas.

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There are fights in the field
and many hard feelings.

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But true anger
is brewing in the stands.

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Rangers are needed
to be taught lessons.

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Cleveland residents
have been kicked in the intestine

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too long

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Tonight they
will fight.

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[Christmas music]

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N & apos;

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- Marcus!

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- What?

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- Pause your game
and enter here

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- I can't just stop for a while,
I'm playing online.

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Damn nonsense!

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_ Hey, language!

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- I'll be there when the match is over

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- So please help me, god  if I come there and you
still play that thing...

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[Uncle Nick]
- Sophie.

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He ended his marriage

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so he can
husband trophy:

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my stupid brother

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- Oh, no, baby,

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You will not use
tonight, right?

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- I have to advertise
my clothes design

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Get news,
get paid.

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[Uncle Nick]
- God, I hate my brother

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I hate everything about him.

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He is a family baby,

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crash,

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who always glides with
in appearance and charm.

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- Can you use the good one?
shirt like a normal husband?

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It's Christmas Eve.

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_ Good-

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[Uncle Nick] - And now I
have to go there

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and celebrate it
Christmas with him

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and his wife who is rich in new cougar.

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I prefer to be in a bar.

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- Alright, okay, you can get
Marcus came here

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and finished making
popcorn bouquets?

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And he has been playing since then
he woke up this morning

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- Okay, let him play.
I can handle the job.

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- No, just leave it
You will screw it up.

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That is not what I mean.

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Can you find Valerie?
He knows how I like it.

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- Good.

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[Uncle Nick] - But I
go there too

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- To see it
- Valerie?

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[knock on the door]

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- Hey, Val...

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- Ugh, just go in,
I can't hear you

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- Hey, your mother, she needs
help with popcorn bouquets.

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- [V / O] Valerie.
- Fuck bouquets of flowers

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- Yes I know,
is annoying, but...

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[Uncle Nick]
- Tonight he will be mine

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- Hey, your sister Nick
came today

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- That's what he said

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- awesome!
That person is a riot.

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- You talk to him?

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- Yeah, sometimes on Facebook.

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- Why?
- Because he's a loser

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- You sound jealous

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- Jealousy because of drunk
who gets DUI

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in front of his own house?

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I don't think so.

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- Santa here

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You need to lock your door!

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[Uncle Nick]
- Look at this house

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It must be nice
marry money

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- Oh, Nick

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Hi!

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Um, I don't hear
the doorbell sounds

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and you are earlier

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Um, dinner at 6 o'clock. This is 3.

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- We are family now

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- Oh.

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Uhh... ugh...
well...

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I can take your coat

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- Well, I'm fine.

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Hey, doc, I got a question.

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Um, I have this little pain

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and then the skin feels tight

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and strange and there are,
like, indentations

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- Um, that's a stretch sign.
Your weight increases.

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- awesome

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Save me co-pay.

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- There is a difference between sales of pharmaceuticals  and become a doctor.

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- Can you sell me
some Vicodin?

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- No.

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- What about a little Viagra?

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For a friend.

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- Okay, I go
to let you get there

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- I have to check on
the cake

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♪ Joy for the world

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♪ God is coming

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♪ Let the Earth accept the King

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- Uncle Nick!

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- Hey girl.

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What is crack-a-lackin & apos;...?

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- Ugh, I just made this
popcorn bouquet

213
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So, uh, what is in the bag?

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- These are just a few gifts
for White Elephants...

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and some drinks
for adults

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- I'm an adult

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- No, not really
Think about it.

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- But mother,
this is Christmas

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- Yeah.
Come on, Mom.

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- I'm sorry,
I said no.

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- What about wine with dinner?

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- Yeah.
Daddy let me drink a glass.

224
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- Well, why don't you?
go to his house?

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If you want to shop
Christmas Eve with your father

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not your family,
be my guest

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- Father is my family

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- You know what I mean.

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- Whoa, whoa, woman,

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let's save the battle
When we're all drunk, huh?

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- Nick, please

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[strange music]
[crowd cheers]

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N & apos;

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[Uncle Nick] - Before
the game has even begun,

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firecrackers and smoke bombs
depart in the stands.

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Blurry and blurry clouds start
float above game participants.

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They are drinking cheap beer

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and make them
own entertainment

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First person
to run in the field

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is a big woman
with enough breasts.

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The crowd likes it.

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He tried to do
in referee Nestor Chilack.

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He refused his love.

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That's just the first look
nudity from the crowd.

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Streaker is found
interesting way

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to get some painful blisters.

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- big house, man

248
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This is similar to Pottery Barn

249
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messed up Restoration Hardware
here.

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In a good way.

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I hope we have enough.

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For fathers

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- for fathers

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[tinkling glass]

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- What's the problem,
you can't return them again?

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- Oh, funny parents

257
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- Well, brother,

258
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where do you store it
the fruit you drink?

259
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- Got a little wine cellar
in the basement,

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if that's what you mean

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- Dude, what's the matter? Is that tannin?

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00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,598
- This is complicated.

263
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,055
- Maybe you can
explain it to me

264
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,856
like me some dry-up
Lakewood hag.

265
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,809
- I don't work at
wine bars anymore

266
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,237
- Oh that's right,

267
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,189
You are a housewife now.

268
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,526
Is it like when you use it
to stay home from school

269
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,657
and sit all day
watch The Price Is Right,

270
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,363
fucking sofa?

271
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,416
"Uh, uh...
Take it, Plinko!

272
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,710
Work with the axis, Bob Barker,
do the axis!"

273
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,037
- You really go
to make me regret

274
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,497
invite you today, huh?

275
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,831
- Maybe

276
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,757
- Good, then
like my marriage

277
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,710
- I don't remember
your marriage.

278
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,420
[muffled dance music]

279
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,505
N & apos;

280
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,722
- "This is how we do it..."

281
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,723
[Uncle Nick]
- I remember everything.

282
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,398
- Continue together, okay?

283
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,229
This is our first real
Christmas as a family.

284
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,906
[strange music]

285
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,949
N & apos;

286
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,912
- Oh, uh, Nick

287
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,164
Put it

288
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,620
- I will when
I found an ashtray.

289
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:52,207
- No, no, um... No, no,
this is a smoke-free house

290
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,418
so I'm sorry... ugh...

291
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,720
but if you have to smoke
you have to go out.

292
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,093
- I'll freeze me
balls come out of there

293
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,267
and you don't want to see me
without smoking

294
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,185
It's like this but worse.

295
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:08,231
- Okay then...
You can use Cody's studio.

296
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,901
- Cody has a studio?

297
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,821
[strange music]

298
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,865
N & apos;

299
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,078
What's up

300
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,371
[Uncle Nick]
- The latest in long lines

301
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,748
my brother's career failed

302
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,206
And now he seems to be a t-shirt designer?

303
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,087
- "Futtbucker."

304
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,756
What is a douche?

305
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,257
[close the door]

306
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,680
- Can I bite cigarettes?

307
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,636
- Do you smoke?

308
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,848
- Of course.
That makes my mother very happy.

309
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,732
- What is all this?

310
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,318
- "Co-Tees."

311
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,830
- No, I understand

312
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,749
- He, like, arranges
a website and everything.

313
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,080
- yes?
Do you like doing that?

314
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,835
- Yeah, this is really fun.

315
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,803
Maybe one day
I will be on the runway in Paris.

316
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:21,674
[chuckles]

317
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,931
- All of these t-shirts
are news for me

318
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,602
When did Cody start this?

319
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,272
- Ah, when my mother made it
out of the wine bar

320
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,349
- He made it stop?

321
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,230
strange hour again
and never been home

322
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,155
And now he can just do whatever he wants  - Fuck

323
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,277
- Yes, of course.

324
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,177
Damn girl.
Are you thirsty?

325
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,444
- Yes,
don't tell my mother

326
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,897
- I can keep secrets

327
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,903
- I'm sure you can

328
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,950
Do you have a boyfriend?

329
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,915
- No.

330
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,085
Not really.

331
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,878
- Yeah, but I'm sure you have
fuckbuddies, right

332
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:39,423
- I go around, I think.

333
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,627
What about you
Do you have someone

334
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,839
- No.

335
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,515
I am not too interested
in having several relationships

336
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,935
I just want to have fun

337
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,102


338
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,899
and don't worry about getting
some jealous people upset

339
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,937
- Yeah.
You're a smart girl

340
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,771
Your age Guys,

341
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,481
all they know how to do it
is how to imitate

342
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,158
whatever they see
in Bang Bus.

343
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,451
This is an epidemic.

344
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,780
It's all about anal sex

345
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,583
and blow it to some people
breast of poor girl and...

346
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:14,955
ah, Jesus...

347
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,536
good, you... sorry

348
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,168
But you know what I mean?

349
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,841
[Uncle Nick]
- Maybe I said too much.

350
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,715
But that's true.

351
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,677
- I have to go before
My mother caught me.

352
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,561
- If you need other drinks
or smoke or whatever,

353
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,765
You know where I am.

354
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,984
[Uncle Nick]
- A few more drinks,

355
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,029
then everything will start
more interesting

356
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,151
[strange music]

357
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,108
N & apos;

358
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,207
in the third innings,

359
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,835
the beer flows

360
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,885
and the crowds
have fun.

361
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,511
That doesn't last long.

362
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,762
They are one more step

363
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:15,562
from taking a night
to an unpleasant place

364
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,709
- Write a journal?

365
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,000
Blog?

366
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,263
[keyboard click]

367
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,593
You like pussy

368
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,684
Just make sure you are listening.

369
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,687
You are real
speaker, Marcus.

370
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,145
Back and forth here
is really something

371
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,229
- It's hard to believe
that you are my uncle

372
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,657
You are like a strange homeless man

373
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,110
which is just sort of
hanging around here

374
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,953
- Well, believe me, niece,

375
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:19,159
my asshole brother married
your mother on Valentine's Day

376
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:23,587
- Can be agreed upon
something: Cody is a ***  Big time

377
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,710


378
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,417
What, he only, like,
15 years older than me

379
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,218
and he wants me
call him Dad?

380
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,419
I have a father

381
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,757
He is 48, bald,
and loves Browns.

382
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,432
Not a 31-year-old douche

383
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,261
who makes bad luck
for life.

384
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:42,724
- Wow, you really know
your talk, Marcus

385
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:46,482
So, tell me about Valerie.

386
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,188
- He thinks he's a model
and hates my mother

387
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,865
- I can see it.
He can challenge being a model.

388
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,534
He is hot enough.

389
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,360
- Yes right.

390
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,872
She is 5 & 4; 4 "
and lives in Cleveland. chuckles]

391
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,369
- You are fine, Marcus.

392
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,076
You are fine.

393
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,537
[strange music]

394
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,088
N & apos;

395
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,335


396
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,294


397
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,674


398
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,012


399
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,514


400
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,899
- Oh, no, I need that
for stuff

401
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,397
[sit-up]

402
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,853
Hey, you shouldn't
be on the road

403
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,030
to nursing homes now?

404
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,823
- Oh yes,
Mother didn't come

405
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,866
- What?
Why?

406
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,285
- They say he is not feeling well  so they call their doctor
to come check out.

407
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,910
That will happen
cost me more money

408
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,621
- good
Mom will die
about damn Christmas

409
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,044
- No, he isn't.
He is just tired.

410
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,962
He needs rest.

411
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,835
- Michelle and Kevin
are still coming right?

412
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,258
I mean,
if they don't show up

413
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,085
I will make this
all dinner for nothing

414
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,137
All of this...

415
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,338
No...
I'm glad you're here, Nick.

416
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,390
I just hate wasting food,

417
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,719


418
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,805
and I've made dinner
for eight, not five.

419
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,856
- I will Michelle's text.
I will see what happened.

420
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,059
I'm sure he is fair
trapped at work.

421
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,022
- Yeah, and I will be taken home
some leftovers

422
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,441
- I'm sure you will

423
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,287
[murmuring]
- "I'm sure you will do it."

424
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:26,585
[Uncle Nick] - I decided to make other whiskey
on rocks

425
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,628
Daddy likes them.

426
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,720
[playing piano]

427
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,352
N & apos;

428
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,618
I have to stop
thinking about Emily

429
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:07,577
or tonight will change
into a complete disaster

430
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,175
[sighs]

431
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,174
[playing piano continues]

432
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,971
N & apos;

433
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,064
- You're good.

434
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,361
Show me how
to play something?

435
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,239
- This is not that easy.

436
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,322
- Show me where to put my finger.
- Good.

437
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,408
- Yeah.

438
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,114
[playing piano together]

439
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,165
[giggling]

440
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,793
[chuckles]
I'm bad.

441
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,518
[laughs]

442
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,025
[distant glass fragments]

443
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,899
I have to check that.

444
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,112
- I need refill

445
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,367
[mobile vibrates]

446
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,701
[booing]

447
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,536
Who is Jon Miller?

448
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,546
[Uncle Nick] - At the bottom
of the fourth inning,

449
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,343
Rangers pitcher Fergie Jenkins

450
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,420
lowered
by a line drive

451
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,757
from bat
from Cleveland Leron Lee.

452
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,638
The ball comes so fast,

453
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,970
Jenkins can't decide whether to catch it

454
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,771
or step aside.

455
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,565
He finally gets
hitting directly in the intestine.

456
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:56,190
Many people appear.

457
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,192
Not because of concerns
for injured players

458
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,899
but because they want more.

459
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,700
They want blood.

460
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,574
The fuse is on.

461
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,122
Crowd starts
to simultaneously concurrent:

462
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:11,076
"Hit him harder.
Hit him harder

463
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,456
Hit him harder."

464
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,041
- Hey, Cody
Think fast!

465
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,121
- Nick!

466
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,253
Geez, man,
You almost broke my cellphone.

467
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:19,834
[Uncle Nick]
- Look at this person,

468
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,794
sport new clothes
his wife bought it.

469
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:22,753
- Seriously, man!

470
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,258
[Uncle Nick]
- Is that a small pecker?

471
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,261
- You break something here,
Hostess,

472
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,512
will not be happy

473
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,265
- Man, you are whipped

474
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:35,145
You know, there is nothing
better than tasty drinks.

475
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:39,274
- Hey, help us, man,
don't drink too much, okay

476
00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,948
- I'm sorry for wanting
to enjoy my new mug.

477
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,025
- "Number One Boss."

478
00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,861
- Impressive nonsense

479
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,867
That's me

480
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,620
You know, it should be
Let's work for me, Cody.

481
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:52,951
Family affairs.

482
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,376
What dad always wants.

483
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:55,577
- no chance

484
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,755
- Does it feel like I don't have to work for a living?

485
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:58,456
- I work.

486
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,420
- Oh, I see your little one
sensitive business

487
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,251
in the garage.

488
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,302
Oh, I'm sorry, your "studio".

489
00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,472
- [laughs]

490
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:07,844
- What is that, Marcus?

491
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,015
- I don't say anything  - Right.
You are only
back to having no life

492
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:11,970
Mind your own business.

493
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,304
- That's not cool, man.

494
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:14,889
- There are no men.
Children love it,

495
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:15,939
they spend all their day
on the internet,

496
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,267
they think they have
the world knows.

497
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,477


498
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,403
Let me ask you something,
Marcus.
When...

499
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,776
When was the last time
did you have sex?

500
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,529
Or better yet,

501
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:28,781
when was the last time
you kissed a girl

502
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,659
Do you know what
are you smart, Marcus?

503
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,581
Fill your fat face
with junk food

504
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,203
and play
video games all day

505
00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,580
Congratulations, my dear

506
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,037
This will make you
far away in life.

507
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:44,719
- Hey
Don't listen to
for that dickwad

508
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:48,756
Hey, Marcus, think fast!

509
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,471
- Oh, dude & apos;
- Marcus!

510
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,678
- Continue
and blame it on me.

511
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:57,061
Don't worry, okay?
This is very cool.

512
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,656
[Uncle Nick] - I already have too many
too early

513
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,734
[strange music]

514
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,911
N & apos;

515
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:22,457
What is he interested in?

516
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,515
- Good Tits

517
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,264
[mug break]
Oh, damn it.

518
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,806
[Uncle Nick] - The liquor
Caught with me too fast.

519
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:41,142
[choking]
This is not good.

520
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:43,899
[vomiting]

521
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,072
Well, that's better.

522
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,993
Time for Round 2.

523
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,824
- You disappeared
upstairs momentarily

524
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,705
Is everything okay?

525
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,340
- Do you have a boyfriend?

526
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:06,587
- No.

527
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:09,637
We discuss this,
remember?

528
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:13,761
- Yeah, I know, it's just...

529
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:17,349
Ah, it's okay.

530
00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:21,307
- Okay... okay, now you
have to say something  - Is that how it works?
- Uh huh.

531
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,439
- I just...

532
00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:26,566
When you leave me
on the piano?

533
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,522
You leave your phone.

534
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,984
- Are you going to
via my phone

535
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,694
"No!

536
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:34,949
No, I will never.

537
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,780
That's something
creep will do it
Yuck.

538
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,037


539
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:41,744
No, I just glance at
when it lights up,

540
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:46,207
out of pure reflexes
and you know.

541
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,925
- What did you see?

542
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,469
- Rude text type.

543
00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:53,923
- Yeah.
That.

544
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,972
- do you like that

545
00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,145
- Sexting?

546
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:03,190
Sometimes yes.

547
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,686
- Who is this person?

548
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:07,894
"Jon?

549
00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:10,026
You don't know it.

550
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:14,235
- You know, you can send me
messages like that for some time

551
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,870
It's like an error.

552
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,118
Do you know what?
Forget.

553
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,701
No , I don't even care,
Like, I don't care.

554
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,456
But if you get bored...

555
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:27,756
I, you know, have lots of text
on my phone plan

556
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,584
that I have never used,
You know, thousands,

557
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:35,764
and it looks like rubbish,
So next month...

558
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,843
[cellphone buzzing]
two thousand, you know...

559
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:43,146
- You must get
valuable money

560
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,192
- Damn

561
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:53,148
- Val,

562
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,280
You know how annoying I am
when you smoke

563
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:58,238
- He doesn't.
- I'm not

564
00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,322
- Nick, are you good

565
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,373
- Yeah, I'm amazing

566
00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:05,627
Val, enter
and set the dining table.

567
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,625
- Will you ask Marcus
to do anything, or just me?

568
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,672
- Now.

569
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,098
Hold.

570
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,596
Have you been drinking?

571
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,555
- No, okay?
God!

572
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,773
- [sighs]

573
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,441
Don't damage my daughter.

574
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:31,896
- I'm not
I'm a positive influence.

575
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:33,522
- Of course you are.

576
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:37,075
- But your daughter is twenty
and in college.

577
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:39,403
I have to be a little
of your worries

578
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:41,284
[mobile vibrates]

579
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,579
- Are you going to
to answer that?

580
00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,535
- No.

581
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:50,460
- You look ridiculous

582
00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:52,962
[close the door]
- What are you talking about?

583
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,794
I look like fucking & apos;
Jason Statham.

584
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,380
I'm badass

585
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:06,897
[Uncle Nick] - I usually light up
Cigarettes like this for Emily.

586
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,976
One for me, one for me.

587
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,775
I go again.

588
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:19,118
Think about that girl
it's here with me now

589
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,866
[receive text]

590
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,409
Damn really real.

591
00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:30,666
[click camera shutter]

592
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:32,464
- Fuck

593
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,798
Too cold here.

594
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,807
[knock on the door]
Come on, man.

595
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:43,843
Just a second

596
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,222
[click camera shutter]

597
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:47,100
That's what I'm talking about.

598
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,806
[chuckles]

599
00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:51,483
[knock on the door]
- Speed up.

600
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:57,860
Hey, Michelle.

601
00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,407
- Oh my God.

602
00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:00,780
Do you beat him there?

603
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:01,951
[Uncle Nick]
- My sister.

604
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,700
He has a good one
seen from Cody

605
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,998
But my bad behavior.

606
00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:08,417
- What?
No, no, I have
This is in my pants.

607
00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:09,539
I'm good.

608
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,837
Eh, when are you here?

609
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:14,381
- Just now.
Exit.
Beater.

610
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:17,335
- Everything is yours
- Eww.

611
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,296
- Hey, big game Sunday

612
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,131
- Oh, yes, yes

613
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,182
Give me a minute.

614
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,976
Come on.

615
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:37,108
Send, you're a piece of bullshit.

616
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:39,026
- What are you trying to do?

617
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:40,779
- Don't worry about that

618
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,859
- [sighs]

619
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,247
I'm sorry.

620
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,416
These pants give me
worst camel legs

621
00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:51,084
- [laughs]

622
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,911
- What?

623
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,166
- It's obscene.

624
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:57,090
They call it a deer knuckle
where I come from

625
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:57,882
- My dear.

626
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,168
[Uncle Nick] - this is
my brother-in-law is Kevin

627
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,844
- Thank you.

628
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:04,514
[Uncle Nick] - All he wants
to talk about is the podcast.

629
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:08,014
- You are listening
Beat Drum podcasts.

630
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:11,142
We will talk about baseball, especially Indian baseball.

631
00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:13,269
And please start
leave comments

632
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,567
I really want
to start the dialog here

633
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:18,065
- So you are up to date
on my podcast?

634
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:20,944
This is really...
really starts making waves.

635
00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:23,946
This inspires
a lot of discussion

636
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:28,159
- Hey, I'm sorry
we're very late

637
00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:31,333
It's like, all these bastards
come out on the last day

638
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,581
and those lines, like,
crazy today, right, honey

639
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,536
- yes!

640
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:35,871
- And what's the problem with Mom?

641
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,376
Does he not come?

642
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,925
- He said he was sick
or something.

643
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,217
- what does it mean
"sick or something"?

644
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,010
What did he say?

645
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,716
- Well, the caretaker
woman calls

646
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,298
- don't you talk to him?
- No, leave a message

647
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,054
& apos; [booing]

648
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,181
- is that me

649
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,228
or it's weird to celebrate it
Christmas here

650
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,183
- This is very strange  I see.
Strange.

651
00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:57,017
Look at this room.

652
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,818
- You know,
It's not strange.

653
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,191
This is a very beautiful house,
and it's my house

654
00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:03,023
- Come on, Cody
This is his house.

655
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,825
What do you choose,
remote?

656
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,824
- [laughs]

657
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,076
- I just feel like
they have to serve us

658
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,408
tea and crumpets,

659
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,834
or maybe some
lamprey pie with the queen

660
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:16,662
- Ooh, I can
have some lamprey pies

661
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,338
Ooh, police, have you?
see my cock coming out

662
00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:21,041


663
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:23,422
Yes please,
I am looking for my place dick.

664
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,049
Oh, Mom, I think
I saw it on your boot.

665
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,095
_ Gd gloore

666
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,718
- You know, guys,
Sophie is really stressful

667
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:30,391
so please don't make fun
from his house at dinner,

668
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,344
good?

669
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,847
- You can show
a little respect.

670
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,774
- Yes,
honors Queen

671
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,978
- Ooh, yes, I'm Lady.

672
00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:44,110
Ooh, yes, Lady.

673
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:48,694
- Sounds like a drinking dog.

674
00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,242
- What is that, nutmeg?

675
00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:58,955
[chuckles]
- You can still feel it, huh?

676
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,789
This is my secret recipe.

677
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,840
Colonel no
damn it to me

678
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:05,214
- Hey, Nick, I wonder
if possible you want to come

679
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,967
If you have free time
and join me for a podcast.

680
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,390
I want to talk to you
about 10 Cent Beer Night,

681
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,809
everything that happens

682
00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:15,641
- Maybe later.

683
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,846
- Yeah, I'm sure you will like it.

684
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:17,977
Hey, that's it!

685
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,729
- May I ask?

686
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:21,310
- Yeah.
Go nuts, kid.

687
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,316
- Maybe we should
ask his mother first

688
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:26,194
- Well, relax.
It's Christmas.

689
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,626
- I don't know anything about this

690
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,884
[gasping]

691
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:57,145
- Hey, I'm still waiting for
for that picture

692
00:34:57,220 --> 00:35:00,474
- Yeah, well
Stupid phone

693
00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:05,270
How do I change this?
fucking music off?

694
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,821
- My mother won't be like that

695
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,569
- Well, I don't like this

696
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:11,026
If I have to hear it
"Chestnut" again,

697
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,453
I will bake me
bad head under an open fire.

698
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,872
I can't torture him.

699
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,496
What is this?

700
00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,415
- This is a karaoke machine.

701
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:23,212
- Yeah.

702
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,544
OK, let's do this

703
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,171
[Playing Christmas music]

704
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,093
N & apos;

705
00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:37,011
♪ Oh, come all of you are loyal

706
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,595
- No.
- Yes.

707
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:42,182
♪ Fun and victorious

708
00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:50,241
♪ O come you, O come you
to Bethlehem

709
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:56,869
♪ Come and see Him,
for the Angel King

710
00:35:56,946 --> 00:36:04,171
♪ O come let us adore Him,
O come let us adore Him,

711
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:13,598
♪ O come let us adore Him,
Christ our Lord.

712
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:17,722
- All right, well, dinner s s
almost ready.

713
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:18,893
[timer dings]
[vomit]

714
00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:19,764
Oh!

715
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:22,723
[Uncle Nick]
- As the game progresses,

716
00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:26,401
Indian fans
become more and more difficult to manage.

717
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,898
They pelted the base of the crew

718
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:31,151
with a battery
from their radio,

719
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,696
hot dogs

720
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:37,241
First baseman basers
Mike Hargrove

721
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,492
almost hit in the head

722
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:41,290
with half full bottles of
from Thunderbird

723
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,664
Said drunken antics
has increased

724
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,713
is a statement that underestimates
from epic proportions

725
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:51,297
- I never drink
eggnog again

726
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,132
- Next time you
decide to steal liquor,

727
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,430
Don't treat it like that
This is a bag of potato chips.

728
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:58,224
Have some fucking
self control, Marcus.

729
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,596
- Hey, I don't want to use the towel

730
00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:04,306
Ah, I can't watch.
It's tragic.

731
00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:07,063
- do you really need
to do it?

732
00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:09,478
- No, let's go
drunk kids,

733
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,188
fall down the stairs,
and crack their skull open?

734
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:13,194
- What about that?
- We all know if anyone took the header

735
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,071
going down the stairs tonight
it will be me right?

736
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,323
- Yes, you don't need
to punish everyone

737
00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,494
Dress!

738
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:21,369
- Not Christmas
without... joy

739
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:24,577
- Yeah, adults
can enjoy it

740
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:28,542
[wind blowing]

741
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,219
[U Nick Nole] - I remember
how Christmas used to be:

742
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:40,009
anticipation
upcoming gifts;

743
00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:42,936
love and warmth

744
00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:45,184
and Emily.

745
00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:53,735
I hope to experience it
That feeling is once again.

746
00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:00,533
Rather,
I spent Christmas dinner

747
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,580
staring at a picture
from my penis

748
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,657
- Nick, release your phone

749
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,368
- This is the problem

750
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:09,421
It says the file is too large.

751
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,749
Yes he is.

752
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:16,720
- So, usually I will lead
grace words

753
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:20,516
But I think tonight
that honor must go to Cody

754
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:23,719
because this is my first family
Christmas together.

755
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:28,273
- Fine,
I'm a little rusty but...

756
00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,941
Bless us, oh God,
and these gifts,

757
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,689
that we will receive,

758
00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:34,146
from your grace,
through Christ our Lord.

759
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,822
Amen.

760
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:37,570
- Amen
- Amin

761
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,777
- You won't thank
God before eating this?

762
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:43,079
- God doesn't do nonsense.
Your wife does

763
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,781
So thank you, Sophie.

764
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:45,911
Thank you for inviting me

765
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:49,244
and thank you
for preparing this party.

766
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,547
Same.

767
00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,499
Well, everyone, dig.

768
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:55,629
- There is no God!

769
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,210
- Jesus Christ, Marcus!

770
00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,385
- He is also not real.

771
00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,713
- Marcus!

772
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,969
Don't blaspheme!

773
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,384
- Don't look at me

774
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,219
- I lack trust
must be respected

775
00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:08,555
same as yours
indoctrinated.

776
00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:09,981
- That's it!
Enough!

777
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:10,852
That's enough for you

778
00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:13,151
- My hunger doesn't go
to make me believe in your God

779
00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,773
- Oh, yes, you look like
you're starving

780
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,571
- Let the child eat with us.

781
00:39:16,646 --> 00:39:19,024
Marcus, I know what
you are in,

782
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:21,986
but just go with it
for tonight, okay, buddy?

783
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,363
- Mother?
- Good.

784
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:28,290
- Maybe
liquor speaks

785
00:39:28,658 --> 00:39:32,879
- Have you ever heard me?
my latest podcast episode?

786
00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,581
- very good

787
00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,792
- What is your podcast about?

788
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,003
- Well, this is called
Beat from Drum,

789
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:41,508
and this is about history
from the Cleveland Indians.

790
00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:45,058
In the new episode,
I interviewed John Adams,

791
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,885
people who play
drums at the stadium

792
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:49,062
during a home match in Cleveland.

793
00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:51,139
And he really
interesting guy

794
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,441
He has a stor -
Well, you have to listen.

795
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:55,735
He comes to the store.
That's when we meet.

796
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:58,188
He is looking for
a DVD player

797
00:39:58,271 --> 00:39:59,864
I set it straight.

798
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,283
It's on iTunes.

799
00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,406
- I don't really follow
baseball, so...

800
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,487
- Well, not
right about baseball

801
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:10,792
It's more about what the team is,
about loving something,

802
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:14,041
and proud
from your hometown

803
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,340
- Babe, he doesn't want to
listen to that
This isn't...

804
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,462
maybe he is the thing.

805
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,293
- [belches]

806
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:22,128
You know, Sophie,

807
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:25,431
I have never heard the story
how did you meet my brother

808
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:27,053
He and I don't do it
speak for a while

809
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:31,434
and then the next thing I know
You two will get married.

810
00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:32,764
- Well, um.

811
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,441
We met him at Vino
in Lakewood.

812
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:36,984
I am with a group of friends

813
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,655
and he recommended me
this amazing cabernet

814
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:43,404
- I have a hunch
he will like it

815
00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:45,076
- I do it...

816
00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:46,653
but I like it more.

817
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:49,114
[laughs]

818
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:54,202
- Are you with you?
ex-husband when you met?

819
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:57,376
- Yes.

820
00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:03,674
Well, I don't know yet what my direction is

821
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,801
It will be so I just thought
I will take a few more

822
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,349
general study class,
see if anyone clicks

823
00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:09,641
- You must
Be grateful for your parents

824
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:10,684
pay for your school

825
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,228
I have to go out
and get a job

826
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,021
- The college is exaggerated.

827
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,690
Doesn't really help
with my career

828
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:18,814
- Don't listen to him
Just go.
Trust me.

829
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:19,894
- Michelle is right

830
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:23,699
I went to Baldwin Wallace
Conservatory and I liked it.

831
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:26,492
- Type of waste, though.

832
00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,196
That was the decision.

833
00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:32,327
If he wants to break up,
he can.

834
00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:34,034
- Val, what,
did you break up?

835
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,744
- No, I mean...

836
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,000
Maybe, if my modeling is
a career takes off

837
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:41,333
And if I break up, actually I will do it
There is time to audition.

838
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:42,918
- He is very good, baby

839
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,129
You see a photo
for a website

840
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,634
He is natural.

841
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:53,018
- We will talk
about this later

842
00:41:56,973 --> 00:42:00,318
- I would suggest that no one goes
to the upstairs bathroom

843
00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:02,441
at least one hour.

844
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,737
- I will light a candle.

845
00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:05,611
- Thank you.

846
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:11,572
- Wow, I should bring
sports pants here

847
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,247
Ugh.

848
00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:16,747
- Michelle,
what is your job, eh?

849
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:17,702
In the shop?

850
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,880
The, uh... the...

851
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:23,253
- Well, it's retail
so it's terrible

852
00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:23,924
- Oh.

853
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:25,960
- But we get
employee discounts...

854
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:27,762
so that's something

855
00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:30,886
- Yeah, our DVD collection is
like... boom!

856
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,512
[make an explosion sound]

857
00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:36,313
- do you really fall
out of college

858
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:39,015
- We have, like, two walls.

859
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:41,601
One of them is Blu-ray...

860
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:42,810
- I don't know

861
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,111
I mean, what is the problem?

862
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:47,441
It's not like Cody
graduated college

863
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,742
- I raised you
in this big house

864
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,285
I help you do your homework.

865
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,782
What have I done wrong here?

866
00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:56,583
- I think Daddy
has a pretty good list

867
00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:59,452
- Don't damage Christmas

868
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:01,128
- I hate it here

869
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:05,129
These are all just
some big fake shows,

870
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,256
and I don't even remember the last time we used

871
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,757
this stupid dish

872
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,634
- This is Crate and Barrel.

873
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:12,215
They don't make better this plate.

874
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,676
Believe in that,
little daughter.

875
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:18,138
- You know, that's not it
You think it's around here,

876
00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:20,895
and I really want it
You know that.

877
00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:23,226
There is nothing happy -

878
00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,654
Merry Christmas, Mom.

879
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,564
- Nick, I forgot again,

880
00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:30,946
we get a new bed
delivered next week

881
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,823
You have to take the old one.

882
00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:34,028
- Well, I'm fine.

883
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,705
- Oh, we insist

884
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,532
- If Nick doesn't want it,

885
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,617
we will receive it
because our bed is terrible

886
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,543
I was stabbed with
spring every night

887
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,121
- No, Nick must accept it.
He needs it.

888
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,377
You know, get rid of
old things there...

889
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,049
especially after what happened.

890
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,880
- I don't need a bed
because I don't sleep well.

891
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:53,556
- Where do you sleep?

892
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,053
- On the sofa.

893
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,385
- Is it more comfortable?

894
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:59,061
- It's not good
for your back

895
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:02,482
- I haven't slept in bed
in eight years.

896
00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:04,651
Has it been so long?

897
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,853
- Why did you stop?

898
00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:13,576
- I see this girl,
Emily,

899
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:17,326
and this is the first time
I've been serious

900
00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:20,249
with a girl in a few moments.

901
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:24,124
I am very busy with work
and take care of my mother,

902
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:27,707
I just don't have time
for girlfriends

903
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:30,885
I met Emily,
great things

904
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,758
It's Christmas Eve,

905
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:35,090
and he comes

906
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:37,767
and he decides
to spend the night -

907
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,435
- I have to go to the bathroom.

908
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,353
- Maybe it still smells horrible
up there  - I don't care
I can't hear it right now.

909
00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:44,399
- He died.

910
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:52,448
Emily has
aneurysm in her sleep

911
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:57,154
He never knows what happened to him.

912
00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:59,830
And I don't know.

913
00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:02,375
I have to get up in the morning
and he is very cold.

914
00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:06,580
So I hold her tight,
try to warm it up.

915
00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:10,007
- Maybe it shouldn't be
Talk about this...

916
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:12,460
- No problem.

917
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,840
I started,
it might be finished too.

918
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,800
And that's when
I finally realized

919
00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:22,308
something has gone wrong
when he...

920
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:26,641
evacuate his stomach...

921
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,568


922
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:32,363
or whatever medical terms.

923
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:36,655
That's when I found

924
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:39,658
something terrible
has happened.

925
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,910
- That's very sad

926
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,327
- I still think it should
Take a bed, though.

927
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:47,878
It might help.

928
00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:04,980
- All right, I hope you all
storage space for dessert

929
00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:11,319
[Uncle Nick] - With the sixth inning
Everyone is good and drunk.

930
00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:18,075
Many fathers immediately realize

931
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:20,152
that as soon as
the round has passed,

932
00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:23,035
the risk
loved ones grow

933
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,116
It's time to go.

934
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:29,128
They don't want to see
what happens next.

935
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:34,717
Troubleshooters
don't go anywhere

936
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,219
They survive,

937
00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:39,889
ready to see this
to the end.

938
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:45,561
[thinking]
- I rarely tell this story.

939
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:49,516
What is Valerie's reaction?

940
00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:53,732
If he comes through that door,
he is mine.

941
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:57,782
Just sit
and wait until he does it

942
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,736
[fine music]

943
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,662
N & apos;

944
00:47:07,575 --> 00:47:10,203
He will not say a word.

945
00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:12,414
Nor do I.

946
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:15,466
And that will be perfect.

947
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:30,097
- Nick?

948
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,273
Are you okay?

949
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:36,275
- Yeah.

950
00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,402
I'm fine.

951
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,867
- Cody is mentioned once
that you have a boyfriend

952
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,318
who died

953
00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:45,280
but I don't know
the whole story, obviously.

954
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:48,867
- Yeah.
Now you do

955
00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:52,249
- I'm sorry that happened

956
00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,797
The offer is still standing,
about the bed,

957
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,295
You know, if you want it.

958
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,377
- Good.

959
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:02,339
Yes, I think I'm fine.

960
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:06,514
- We will start
White Elephant immediately.

961
00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:08,560
That will be fun.

962
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,480
- Ha.

963
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,148
- Here's how
Wilkins family version

964
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,101
White Elephant works.

965
00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:16,811
You start with
a stack of prizes.

966
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:19,864
Simple, inexpensive items.
Not expensive  If you roll seven
or eleven,

967
00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:21,657
You can take one of the
prizes from the pile

968
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,030
Shaking is allowed

969
00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:25,783
You go around the room

970
00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:26,987
until every time
is from the table

971
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,324
The second round is when
all becomes ugly

972
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:31,956
You set the timer
for ten minutes

973
00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:34,002
If you roll seven
or eleven,

974
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,671
You can take
gifts from other people's piles.

975
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:38,374
[air blowing horn] air horn
add tension to sudden death.

976
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:42,007
Michelle and I
are used to gang up on Cody

977
00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:44,054
and take everything
He is in the second round

978
00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:46,178
because, well, kill him

979
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:49,181


980
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:52,355
When the timer rings,
the game ends

981
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,728
And that's how you play
White Elephant.

982
00:48:54,807 --> 00:48:57,401
White Elephant
is a terrible game

983
00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,729
It's all about jealousy and greed.

984
00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:02,235
Feelings hurt.

985
00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:05,318
You know, that kinda makes it perfect for Christmas  - Okay, so, before
the game starts, guys,

986
00:49:05,401 --> 00:49:07,950
I want to make
a small announcement

987
00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:10,201
Um, inside
one of the boxes

988
00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:12,875
is a new iPad!

989
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,669
- Ah, yes!

990
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:17,872
- Whoa, wait a minute,

991
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:18,751
we don't buy
anything is good

992
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:20,041
Have you changed the
rules for us this year

993
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:21,797
- I think the whole
White Elephant

994
00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,048
is that supposed to be?
to get a small prize.

995
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:25,971
- I just...

996
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:27,548
I think that
might be more fun

997
00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:29,975


998
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,723
if there is something
that we all want?

999
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,054
- I know I want it

1000
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,811
- Looks like
we will get...

1001
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:38,018
I feel like maybe we
should have done more

1002
00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:40,603
- Oh, what's up
Let's do it.

1003
00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:41,733
- Good?

1004
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,485
Good!

1005
00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:44,736
And!
Dan!

1006
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,034
I have a maid
wrap the prize

1007
00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:49,157
even I don't know which
is

1008
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,034
- Well, if Cody
wraps the prize

1009
00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:53,491
then he was disqualified right?

1010
00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:55,918
"Oh!

1011
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,461
[upbeat drumming]
N & apos;

1012
00:49:57,536 --> 00:49:59,630
- That means you're
maid, dum-dum!

1013
00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:00,627
[chuckles]

1014
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:03,175
- I'm fine!

1015
00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:06,842
Yes Here!
iPad, you are mine

1016
00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,389
Green one.

1017
00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,384
- BOOyah!

1018
00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:16,268
- Aw, Eight Big!

1019
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:17,690
- A difficult break, bro.

1020
00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:20,234
- Big bucks,
big money, no Whammy...

1021
00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:22,562
- yes!
- this is nonsense

1022
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,904
- Remind me never to go to a casino with you, huh?

1023
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:28,859
- Suck on that

1024
00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:30,570
- Yeah.

1025
00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:32,408
[sighs]

1026
00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:34,616
& apos; Yes!

1027
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:36,291
I will take -
I will take any prize.

1028
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:37,664
One of them

1029
00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:40,337
- Oh, I have good
feel it.

1030
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:43,131
I don't even have to do it,
I know it will...

1031
00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:44,800
and suck it up!

1032
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,297
[laughs]

1033
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,505
Fuck it!

1034
00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:50,305
Who is the person?

1035
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,803
I run this nonsense

1036
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,304
You live here

1037
00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:54,601
[air blowing horn]

1038
00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:56,270
Do you see how hot it is
this dice?

1039
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:58,814
I get a third degree
burn here

1040
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,893
- No no...
Oh my God!

1041
00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:05,105
- Yes, that's right
Give me a gift, Gifty.

1042
00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:07,360
- Fuck it!

1043
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:08,941
- is that really necessary?

1044
00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:11,152
- I am a winning robot...

1045
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:12,987
Cannot count...

1046
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:15,573
Awesomeness level...

1047
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:17,704
Circuit failed...

1048
00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,745
- Be careful now, Nick.

1049
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:22,796
There are still sudden deaths.

1050
00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:24,043
- Right

1051
00:51:24,123 --> 00:51:26,091
Good luck with that.

1052
00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:31,756
- Okay, guys,
we are ready for the second round.

1053
00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:33,216
- Whoa!

1054
00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:39,772
& apos; Yes!

1055
00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:45,231
- Whoa!

1056
00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:47,775
Thank you.

1057
00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:49,698
- lucky bitch

1058
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:53,736
[celebrate]

1059
00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:55,363
- All right, Uncle Nick.

1060
00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:57,699
- Give me the biggest

1061
00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:01,911
[timer dings]

1062
00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:02,995
[Uncle Nick]
- That's what happened

1063
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:06,207
when I get a glimmer of light
hope in my life,

1064
00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:08,839
my stupid brother
ruins everything

1065
00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:10,760
- Thank you sir.

1066
00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:13,305
- Fuck, sir.

1067
00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:15,425
- All right, you-

1068
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:17,475
iPad, here it is

1069
00:52:19,428 --> 00:52:21,430
- Suitable...

1070
00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:24,312
- Ah, a set of teas.

1071
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,359
- I like this...
if you want...

1072
00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:31,111
- I suspect this
comes from you, Nick

1073
00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,066
- Yap-

1074
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,153
Looks like you are the real winner here, huh?

1075
00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:39,914
- See what I get

1076
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:44,124
Yes yes!
On your stupid face!

1077
00:52:44,203 --> 00:52:45,170
Give me love!
Yes!

1078
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:46,371
Give me love!

1079
00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:48,298
You will leave me
hangin & apos; bro?

1080
00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:49,125
- Yap-

1081
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,133
- Ah, come on

1082
00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:51,631
Michelle,
will give me a little love.

1083
00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:54,179
Kev, will give me a little love.

1084
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:57,466
You know, Nick,
Nobody likes losers who are sick.

1085
00:52:57,549 --> 00:53:00,018
- You're right.
So take your iPad, Cody.

1086
00:53:00,094 --> 00:53:01,391
Take it as you have done
all that ever existed

1087
00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:04,314
given to you you
whole damn life

1088
00:53:04,390 --> 00:53:05,858
- I've worked a lot.

1089
00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:07,105
& apos; [sneering]

1090
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,902
Pouring wine doesn't work.

1091
00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:11,526
- Oh, and bossin & apos; around a group of
Mexicans, it's work

1092
00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:12,697
- Puerto Rican people.

1093
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,741
- Whatever.
Like you work hard.

1094
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:16,865
- Work takes over
family business

1095
00:53:16,944 --> 00:53:18,491
- Hey, nobody asks you
to take over, Nick

1096
00:53:18,570 --> 00:53:19,992
- You're right.

1097
00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:22,166
No one asked me
to take over.

1098
00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:23,788
I have no other choice.

1099
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:26,416
I have to pay for you
failed higher education

1100
00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:28,247
because Dad died

1101
00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,048
One more thing:

1102
00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:32,252
when will you go
to start kicking in

1103
00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:34,007
in nursing homes?

1104
00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:36,009
I don't think it's fair
I have to swipe

1105
00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:38,182
to support my own mother

1106
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:39,509
You are married to Cody now

1107
00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:41,844
so I think it should
share some burden.

1108
00:53:41,927 --> 00:53:44,146
- I don't think this way
is the right time

1109
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:45,939
to discuss this

1110
00:53:46,014 --> 00:53:47,106
- When is it right?

1111
00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:48,729
Can we put it on
damn calendar

1112
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,106
Can you pencil me

1113
00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:51,812
& apos; [booing]

1114
00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:53,530
- Leave him out of this, Nick.

1115
00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:55,699
- Fuck yourself,
beautiful boys

1116
00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:57,447
- What should we take?
This is outside, Nick?

1117
00:53:57,526 --> 00:53:59,528
- Look at me.
Look at me.
Calm down.

1118
00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,705
- Cody, just tap it.
You don't help

1119
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:04,533
- Yeah, well, I won't
not be respected at my house

1120
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:06,334
- "My house!"
Do you hear that nonsense?

1121
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,753
Extraordinary.

1122
00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:09,705
- Okay, just tap.
Come on, come with me.

1123
00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:10,584
Come on.

1124
00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:12,883
- Damn, Cody
Fuck you and your tannin.

1125
00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:14,801
- Yeah, well,
fuck you, Nick

1126
00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:17,005
- Eat all the penis, buddy.
All of them

1127
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:17,504
_ ----.....

1128
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:19,924
[wind blowing]

1129
00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:23,932
- this, drink this

1130
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:25,979
- Fuck it

1131
00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:28,440
- That's really mature, Nick.

1132
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,893
God, I hate that
when are you like this

1133
00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:32,398
- Yeah, well, I hate Cody.

1134
00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:34,731
- Well, Cody doesn't
destroy your life

1135
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,736
[booing]
- Now you take the side?

1136
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,738
- No, Jesus, of course not.

1137
00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:40,569
It's just...

1138
00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:42,495
If you are very unhappy running
company landscaping,

1139
00:54:42,571 --> 00:54:44,790
why don't you just sell it?

1140
00:54:44,865 --> 00:54:46,708
- For whom?

1141
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,786
- I don't know
Someone.

1142
00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:50,712
- And do what?

1143
00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:52,540
I'm too old to start over.

1144
00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:54,296
And who goes
to care for the mother?

1145
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,092
- You know I will
help you if I can

1146
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:57,135
- I know.

1147
00:54:57,211 --> 00:54:59,009
- You have seen my husband

1148
00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,464
You have heard of the podcast.

1149
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:01,389
- No, not yet.

1150
00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:04,264
I don't want to listen to
for that damn thing.

1151
00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:06,721
- no chance
- neither do I.

1152
00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:08,973
- Listen, just-- this is Christmas  Let's just relax
and enjoy ourselves, okay?

1153
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:11,400
Fuck everyone.

1154
00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:12,601
- Good.

1155
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:14,277
[Uncle Nick] - I don't believe
that I will ask him this.

1156
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:17,027
- Hey, what do you think
I have a chance with Valerie?

1157
00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:20,951
I mean, you're a girl,
You know such nonsense.

1158
00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:23,370
- Dude!

1159
00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:24,788
Wake up!

1160
00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:26,115
Valerie the unlucky child!

1161
00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:28,917
- He is twenty,

1162
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,164
and he has given me
signs all night until the third round -

1163
00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:32,497
- Oh, he's twenty.

1164
00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:34,957
Dude.

1165
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,418
Oh my God,
is that your penman ?!

1166
00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:44,133


1167
00:55:44,216 --> 00:55:45,843
Why?
Will you show that ?!

1168
00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,269
Jesus!

1169
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,641
- Whoops

1170
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:52,270
Not this.

1171
00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:54,485
- He says he loves
sucking cock

1172
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,188
- Oh my God, what's wrong
wrong with you

1173
00:55:57,271 --> 00:55:59,740
Jesus!

1174
00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:01,575
- Will you continue this
on D-L?

1175
00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:03,869
- Dude, you need
for drunk fuck up

1176
00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:06,038
before you do something stupid
that you will regret

1177
00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:06,955
Hey!

1178
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:10,580
Jesus slept with Christ

1179
00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:15,001
[door slammed shut]

1180
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:26,968
[wind blowing]

1181
00:56:38,937 --> 00:56:41,065
- Where do we go?

1182
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:44,409
- I just went
to get around

1183
00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:48,785
- Um...
You don't need another DUI.

1184
00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,537
[chuckles]

1185
00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:53,290
- You're right.

1186
00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:57,623
I can't
there again

1187
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:05,047
Maybe it's also
comfortable, huh?

1188
00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:06,723
- [laughs]

1189
00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:09,517
[electric chair rotates]

1190
00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:12,976
[chuckles]

1191
00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:23,899
- Jesus.

1192
00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:28,158
- You know I'm still waiting for
for an image, right?

1193
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:33,876
- Yes,
You don't want to see it.

1194
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:37,922
- How do you expect to get
something in return?

1195
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:44,044
- It could be
whip here,

1196
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:46,926
save both of us the problem, huh?

1197
00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:51,097
- Good.

1198
00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:53,395
Do it.

1199
00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:55,890
- yes?

1200
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,479
Is that what you want?

1201
00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:00,526
- Yeah.

1202
00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:03,355
Whip it out.

1203
00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:06,775
- [chuckles]

1204
00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:19,455
Well...

1205
00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:22,212
It's cold.

1206
00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:31,513
- This is what you want right?

1207
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:35,475
You have thought about this
all day, right?

1208
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:38,940
- Thinking about what?

1209
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:49,573
- Make me alone

1210
00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:52,905
Having a way with me

1211
00:58:52,988 --> 00:58:55,958
You have, right?

1212
00:58:56,616 --> 00:59:00,211
- That thought has
crossed my mind

1213
00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:04,292
- Is this what you want?

1214
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:09,346
What do you want to do to me,
Uncle Nick?

1215
00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:14,385
- Down.

1216
00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:15,264
- What?

1217
00:59:15,302 --> 00:59:17,225
- Down.
Down.

1218
00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:23,231
- Why?

1219
00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:26,905
- Valerie, I can't,
I can't.

1220
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:29,449
- are you serious?

1221
00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:32,652
- [sighs]

1222
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:35,410
I'm sorry.
I...

1223
00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:38,789
That's wrong
We shouldn't do this.

1224
00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:42,629
- [sighs]

1225
00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:45,924
Well, that's your loss

1226
00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:49,754
I'm just drunk enough
to really say, "Fuck that."

1227
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:53,590
- I know.

1228
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:57,052
I know.

1229
01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:11,366
Fuck.

1230
01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,527
[strange music]

1231
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,863
N & apos;

1232
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,162
[U nole Nick] - Local legend
John Adams sits on the bench

1233
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:21,289
and hit the base drum
as it always does

1234
01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:24,121
when the Indians
are in need of a demonstration.

1235
01:00:24,204 --> 01:00:27,128
They fall and
the game slips.

1236
01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:31,178
[drum boom]

1237
01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:15,806
- Fuck it

1238
01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:21,804
[cellphone buzzing]

1239
01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:24,014
- Hello?

1240
01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:27,442
[laughs]
Who found them?

1241
01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:29,861
Hello?
Nick?

1242
01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:32,530
- Everything's messed up, Luis,
it's all messed up

1243
01:01:32,606 --> 01:01:34,984
- I don't understand
What do you mean?

1244
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:36,443
- I just...

1245
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:39,871
When is this
to be my time

1246
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:42,415
- Nick, I have to go

1247
01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:44,709
It's Christmas, you know?

1248
01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:47,913
- I know I said so
will take a taxi home

1249
01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:52,923
but I really need you
to come pick me up

1250
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,554
I need to see the face I know.

1251
01:01:57,923 --> 01:02:00,893
You don't have it
respect me, man

1252
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,389
- You are Number One Guy -

1253
01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:05,268
- You're drunk

1254
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:09,227
And I'm sick and tired
take care of you -

1255
01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:11,403
- What are you talking about?

1256
01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:14,197
- You are the worst boss
I've ever had

1257
01:02:14,272 --> 01:02:16,115
I don't care if I have to stand up

1258
01:02:16,191 --> 01:02:20,287
in front of Home Depot
for the rest of my life.

1259
01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:23,536
I'm out!
Punta!

1260
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:29,630
[crying]
- what is there...?

1261
01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:34,884
[Silent Night plays]

1262
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,429
N & apos;

1263
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,262
- No, it shouldn't.

1264
01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:46,688
- Yes we must.

1265
01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:49,975
- Okay wait--
No no No.

1266
01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:51,810
- I really want your
to get your nose...

1267
01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:52,519
- I mean,

1268
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,688
I don't know how much more
I can get it there.

1269
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:57,274
♪ All calm

1270
01:02:57,357 --> 01:03:02,739
♪ Bright AH...

1271
01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:04,618
- What is "Don't Disturb"?

1272
01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,621
[sniff]

1273
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:07,326
- Swirl it.

1274
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:09,711
- Oh, so quiet.
- It's in Quiet mode.

1275
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,754
- So what if we want to make a fuss?

1276
01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:13,673
What sound did it make?

1277
01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:14,374
[rinsing]

1278
01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:16,885
Hey, hey,
that's mother's juice

1279
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,132
What is this?

1280
01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:21,636
- This is Timmy & apos; s
TK Adventure

1281
01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:27,396
- I never
really tasted wine before

1282
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,814
- I really never
Tasted it before.

1283
01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:31,015
And I can't feel it anymore.

1284
01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:32,726
- is this right?

1285
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:40,742
- One two three.
- Two three.

1286
01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:45,697
- [belches]

1287
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,659
That was terrible.
Do you hear me?

1288
01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:49,368
- No.

1289
01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:50,456
- [belches]

1290
01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:54,381
♪... Holy night

1291
01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:59,087
♪ All calm

1292
01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:02,343
♪ All light

1293
01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:05,426
[snoring]
[panting]

1294
01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:08,678
- Oh Jesus

1295
01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:11,681
You feel very good.

1296
01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:12,482
- Am I strict

1297
01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:14,358
- Oh, you are very bad.

1298
01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:17,984
Oh, Jesus Christ,
you feel very good

1299
01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:22,109
[keep gasping]

1300
01:04:24,235 --> 01:04:33,212
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace

1301
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,377
[Uncle Nick]
- At the end of the 8th inning,

1302
01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:44,010
Things change real bad.

1303
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:46,220
Indians are
down two rounds

1304
01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:47,767
and only
three out away

1305
01:04:47,842 --> 01:04:50,561
from ending one of
is mostly out of control,

1306
01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:53,060


1307
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:56,188


1308
01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:05,986


1309
01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:10,323


1310
01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:15,587


1311
01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:19,587


1312
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:22,044


1313
01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:25,882


1314
01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:30,435


1315
01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:33,354


1316
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,933


1317
01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:38,359


1318
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:39,778


1319
01:05:39,853 --> 01:05:41,696


1320
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:44,445


1321
01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:46,401


1322
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:48,282


1323
01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:51,865


1324
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,666


1325
01:05:53,741 --> 01:05:55,618


1326
01:05:55,702 --> 01:05:57,045


1327
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,748


1328
01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:09,842


1329
01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,139


1330
01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:14,812


1331
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,640


1332
01:06:16,723 --> 01:06:18,396


1333
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:19,772


1334
01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:21,478


1335
01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:24,280


1336
01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:28,701


1337
01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:34,328


1338
01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:36,250


1339
01:06:37,118 --> 01:06:40,964


1340
01:06:41,623 --> 01:06:42,624


1341
01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:44,459


1342
01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:46,044


1343
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:48,380


1344
01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:49,806


1345
01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:52,475


1346
01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:54,143


1347
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:56,017


1348
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,223


1349
01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:03,944


1350
01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:05,943


1351
01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:09,192


1352
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:16,707


1353
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:19,753


1354
01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,038


1355
01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:23,964


1356
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,171


1357
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,723


1358
01:07:31,798 --> 01:07:33,800


1359
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,885


1360
01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:37,812


1361
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:38,729


1362
01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:40,227


1363
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,229


1364
01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:44,151


1365
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:45,353


1366
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:47,154


1367
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:57,032


1368
01:07:57,115 --> 01:07:58,788


1369
01:07:58,866 --> 01:08:00,960


1370
01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:04,255


1371
01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,292


1372
01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:09,673


1373
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:15,513


1374
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:17,469


1375
01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:27,938


1376
01:08:28,563 --> 01:08:32,238


1377
01:08:33,401 --> 01:08:34,653


1378
01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:38,081


1379
01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:40,909


1380
01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:52,503


1381
01:08:52,587 --> 01:08:55,386


1382
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,058


1383
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:59,807


1384
01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:01,513


1385
01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:02,518


1386
01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:03,598


1387
01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:06,685


1388
01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:10,739


1389
01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:12,690


1390
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:13,991


1391
01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:17,037


1392
01:09:17,111 --> 01:09:21,867


1393
01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:25,123


1394
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:28,207


1395
01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:30,508


1396
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:31,300


1397
01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:33,382


1398
01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:37,887


1399
01:09:37,965 --> 01:09:40,184


1400
01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:42,887


1401
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:46,144


1402
01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:49,854


1403
01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:51,779


1404
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:52,946


1405
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:55,241


1406
01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:58,286


1407
01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:09,213


1408
01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:11,754


1409
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:14,168


1410
01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:16,546


1411
01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:19,098


1412
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:20,015


1413
01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:21,559


1414
01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:23,352


1415
01:10:23,428 --> 01:10:28,400


1416
01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:35,941


1417
01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:39,027


1418
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:43,949


1419
01:10:44,031 --> 01:10:47,456


1420
01:10:47,535 --> 01:10:48,502


1421
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,956


1422
01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:54,838


1423
01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:59,343


1424
01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:07,138


1425
01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:11,025


1426
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:12,317


1427
01:11:12,393 --> 01:11:14,066


1428
01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:16,273


1429
01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:17,652


1430
01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:21,032


1431
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:24,080


1432
01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:27,250


1433
01:11:27,325 --> 01:11:29,748


1434
01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:31,579


1435
01:11:31,662 --> 01:11:33,164


1436
01:11:33,247 --> 01:11:35,966


1437
01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:37,919


1438
01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:40,972


1439
01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:43,015


1440
01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:46,765


1441
01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,687


1442
01:11:48,763 --> 01:11:52,063


1443
01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:55,441


1444
01:11:57,271 --> 01:12:00,150


1445
01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:02,611


1446
01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:05,409


1447
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:07,081


1448
01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:08,658


1449
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,368


1450
01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:13,375


1451
01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:14,956


1452
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:16,256


1453
01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:19,586


1454
01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:22,639


1455
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,642


1456
01:12:26,717 --> 01:12:28,719


1457
01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:31,226


1458
01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:34,900


1459
01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:37,229


1460
01:12:37,311 --> 01:12:41,236


1461
01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:43,363


1462
01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:46,912


1463
01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:48,035


1464
01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:50,367


1465
01:12:50,449 --> 01:12:52,543


1466
01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:02,929


1467
01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:08,009


1468
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:12,268


1469
01:13:12,346 --> 01:13:16,647


1470
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:20,026


1471
01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:22,740


1472
01:13:22,815 --> 01:13:26,194


1473
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:27,945


1474
01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:30,908


1475
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:34,998


1476
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:38,206


1477
01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:41,626


1478
01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:44,007


1479
01:14:14,992 --> 01:14:17,495


1480
01:47:38,045 --> 01:14:21,215


1481
01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,477


1482
01:14:45,856 --> 01:14:47,483


1483
01:14:47,566 --> 01:14:49,660


1484
01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:50,486


1485
01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:52,280


1486
01:14:52,363 --> 01:14:54,536


1487
01:14:55,408 --> 01:14:59,504


1488
01:15:07,294 --> 01:15:10,013


1489
01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:13,346


1490
01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:21,689


1491
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:34,156


1492
01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:40,912


1493
01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:47,294


1494
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:50,971


1495
01:15:54,091 --> 01:16:00,474


1496
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:05,562


1497
01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:09,194


1498
01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:14,616


1499
01:16:14,695 --> 01:16:20,543


1500
01:16:21,452 --> 01:16:26,333


1501
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:29,589


1502
01:16:29,668 --> 01:16:32,137


1503
01:16:32,213 --> 01:16:34,762


1504
01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:39,475


1505
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:43,648


1506
01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,479


1507
01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:54,778


1508
01:17:05,538 --> 01:17:08,007


1509
01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:12,219


1510
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:14,342


1511
01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:20,978


1512
01:17:21,053 --> 01:17:23,397


1513
01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:25,270


1514
01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:27,067


1515
01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:28,816


1516
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:33,278


1517
01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:37,161


1518
01:17:57,173 --> 01:18:00,143


1519
01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,686


1520
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,361


1521
01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:13,064


1522
01:18:13,147 --> 01:18:14,649


1523
01:18:14,732 --> 01:18:16,609


1524
01:18:18,736 --> 01:18:20,534


1525
01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:22,615


1526
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:24,826

