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"Mastizaade" (King of Pleasure).
Wechat: MARKASJUDI
Whatsapp: +6285830896612

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"When a girl
cries at night..."

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"... His mother said
it's better to go to sleep."

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"If not Maztizaade will appear."

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"Girls from 12 countries are looking for us..."

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"... But not to catch us."

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"Not to wave
your hand..."

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"... At Mastizaade."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"... We are part of the bed."

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"We are the king of pleasure."

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"We are a happy King."

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"Welcome pleasure."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We are kings..."

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"We are Kings."

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"We are kings... We are kings."

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"Welcome pleasure."

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"Mastizaade."

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"O Basanti...
shake your legs in front of the dog."

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"O Basanti...
shake your legs in front of the dog."

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"We are the king of pleasure."

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"We are a fun Singham."

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"Welcome pleasure."

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"Mastizaade."

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"I have a bungalow... I have a car."

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"And I take the extract of old mother
to cover you."

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"Wherever we set foot..."

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"... Girls queue behind us."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"... We are part of the bed."

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"We are the king of pleasure."

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"We are a happy King."

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"Welcome pleasure."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We are kings..."

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"We are Kings."

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"We are kings... We are kings."

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"Welcome pleasure."

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"Mastizaade."

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"Calm down."

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"Let the world know,
if we make a commitment."

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"We don't listen to anyone,
even Dabbang Bhai."

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"Services available... 24 hours Non Stop."

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"After you take..."

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"... We will not give you
the opportunity to complain."

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"We don't."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"When it comes to having fun..."

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"... We are part of the bed."

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"We are the king of pleasure."

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"We are a happy King."

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"Welcome pleasure."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We are kings..."

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"We are Kings."

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"We are kings... We are kings."

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"Welcome pleasure."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We are the king of pleasure."

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"We are a happy King."

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"Welcome pleasure."

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"Mastizaade."

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"We are kings..."

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"We are Kings."

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"We are kings... We are kings."

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"Welcome pleasure."

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"Mastizaade."

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Deep! Deep! Deep! Deep!

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Hello.

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Deep, why are all the girls gathered in line?

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I know... they all
want you to hit them, right?

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No, stupid.

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They all want parts in "beeps".

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Beep? What does that mean?

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Let me explain?

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You know... I care for everyone.

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I don't want to be
bad influence on anyone.

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That is why automatically...

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... 'Beep' all bad words.

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For example... if I want to curse someone.

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I will say...

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You're like a big 'beep'.

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Oh...

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And your 'beep' is bigger than him.

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Why don't you call 'beep' off!

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Viagra...

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I mean... the others... others.

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Who are these two girls?

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He is my right hand...
and he is my left hand.

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Are you not my right hand?

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Stand there.

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You're here.

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Don't keep changing places,
I'm confused.

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Hold.

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So I say...

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He is my right hand...
and he is my left hand.

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Sometimes I use my right hand...
and sometimes my left hand.

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Sometimes I use both.

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Say "Beep"... I mean "Deep".

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Back in college...
when a woman comes...

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... You're a jerk.

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So how can you be a Prince now?

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Not a prince...
but 'Mastizaada' (king of pleasure).

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What is 'Mastizaada'.

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The world calls them bastards.

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The girls say...
give me a lot.

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That is 'Mastizaada'.

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Deep, We want
to be 'Mastizaada' like you.

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Well follow this simple rule.

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Always listen to your parents.

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If not, you will always lose...

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... On the pleasure that comes to you.

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I remember...

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When it's a rainstorm...

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... and I was stranded at the old woman's house.

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He politely said to me...

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"Son, it's raining very hard..."

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"... Why don't you sleep here tonight."

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"In fact, you can sleep
in Bunty's room."

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And I said "Bunty".

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"No aunt,
I will sleep here on the sofa."

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And I sleep on the sofa.

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These three dawn come.

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Hello. Good morning.

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"Speak to me."

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"Yes."

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you? - I'm Bunty.

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"Hello..."

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You... Bunty? - Yes.

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And you?

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If you are Bunty...

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... Then I'm a beep hole.

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Big 'beep' holes.

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Talk to me.

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Excuse me.

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Mastizaadon.

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Go and conquer the world.

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And every time you need me...

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... You will find
your friend is standing here.

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On the One Night Stand.

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Now go.

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Don't just sit there.

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Go.

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"Beep off"

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"Bastard"

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2 YEARS LATER

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I am Doctor Markholkar

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And I'm an expert at treating...

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... The sex virus that is in all of you.

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Yes!

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Sex Addiction is a serious problem.

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And patients always...

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... Under the grip of lust.

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He always thinks about one thing.

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Sex.

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And to save all of you...

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... From this addiction, I have started this rehabilitation.

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Last week... I gave homework
to all group members...

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... To make a report
about danger, reason...

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... and techniques for
against Sex Addiction.

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And the first for
presents a report, they...

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... Is Mr. Aditya Chotiya
and Mr. Sunny Kele...

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... Who joined our group
a few weeks ago.

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Wow!

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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The most maligned fruit in the world is apple.

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History has taught us...

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... That Adam and Eve were expelled from Eden...

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... Because of apples.

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But actually... Adam got into trouble...

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... Because of bananas, and not because of Apple.

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Yes, friends.

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Banana.

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Every time a
man or woman sleeps...

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... The reason is always bananas.

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Yes!

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We both have a simple
philosophy in life.

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If you want to plant young trees...

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... Then find the land that is ready.

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Masquerading as a Sex
addict and blaming apples...

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... Only reason.

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Because of the national fruits of the world...

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... Is a banana bloody.

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I know... people
just take advantage...

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... Weaknesses of bastards.

194
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But we are not bastards.

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We are just...

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Mastizaade!

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"Mastizaade."

198
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"Mastizaade."

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"We are kings..."

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"We are Kings."

201
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"Welcome pleasure."

202
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"Mastizaade."

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"We are kings..."

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"We are Kings."

205
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"We are kings... We are kings."

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"Welcome pleasure."

207
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"Mastizaade."

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"So, I came."

209
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You're so great.

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I like that...

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Do it. Do it

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The photo is on the table, is your husband?

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Hah!

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No, Girlfriend.

215
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I see... like your boyfriend.

216
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I don't have a boyfriend.

217
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Oh... that means he's your child.

218
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Do I have to say...
You really live alone.

219
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I don't have a son.

220
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I think he's your brother.

221
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Big or small?

222
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Sweety, I don't have a brother.

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Uncle. - Not

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Uncle. - Not

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Means he is a neighbor.

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Right? - wrong.

227
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Then who is the photo in your room?

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And so close to your bed.

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Sweety... That's my picture.

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The image was taken before my operation.

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"Mastizaade."

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Oh yeah.
- "Mastizaade."

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Honey, I'm home.

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My husband is here... - Husband.

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My husband. - Husband.

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Quickly leave. - What do you mean to go?

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Quickly leave... - What is my dress?

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Why walk naked?

239
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What...

240
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Do you always walk naked?
- Yes.

241
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You see... I like it.

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I feel very free.

243
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Do you always walk
while wearing a condom? - Yes...

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No! Not always.

245
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Only during the rainy season.

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Rainy season?

247
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So it's not wet.

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Raincoat.

249
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Guys, your sex life is very interesting.

250
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I've been wanting to have sex for a long time.

251
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Your parents who must
be blamed for that.

252
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They named you She-kar.

253
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What...

254
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,708
That's why... You're always bad luck.

255
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,541
Give me some tips.

256
00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:05,708
No, kid is ridiculous.

257
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Superman can only teach you...

258
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... Wear underwear in your pants.

259
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But not how to fly.

260
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We are born with our super powers.

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Super Strength? - Yes.

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I don't understand.
- Let me explain.

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Superman has X-Ray.

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But we have... "Chicks-Ray".

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Chicks-ray?

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Yes

267
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I don't understand anymore.

268
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Wait for a stupid kid, I will show you a demonstration.

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Yes...

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Look.

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The lady is wearing pink underwear.

272
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:40,375
And look... the one is wearing gray,
up and down.

273
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:41,666
Wow.

274
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,958
See? - I don't see anything.

275
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,541
Wait.

276
00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:50,375
Oh God. Look at that.

277
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:51,375
Yes!

278
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:56,250
Gray.

279
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:56,708
Chicks-ray.

280
00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:57,250
Chicks-ray.

281
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:58,708
Chicks-ray.

282
00:13:59,208 --> 00:13:59,958
What strength, guys.

283
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:04,083
There is no girl...

284
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:08,208
... who can escape from
Chicks-ray and our strength.

285
00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:09,250
Right.

286
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:13,250
None.

287
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288
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289
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290
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291
00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:14,398


292
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293
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294
00:14:14,849 --> 00:14:15,073


295
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296
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297
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298
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299
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300
00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:16,423


301
00:14:16,424 --> 00:14:16,648


302
00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:16,873


303
00:14:16,874 --> 00:14:17,098


304
00:14:17,099 --> 00:14:17,323


305
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306
00:14:17,549 --> 00:14:17,773


307
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:17,998


308
00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:18,223


309
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310
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311
00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:18,898


312
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:19,123


313
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314
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315
00:14:19,574 --> 00:14:19,798


316
00:14:19,799 --> 00:14:20,023


317
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318
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319
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320
00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:20,923


321
00:14:20,924 --> 00:14:21,148


322
00:14:21,149 --> 00:14:21,373


323
00:14:21,374 --> 00:14:21,598


324
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:21,823


325
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326
00:14:22,049 --> 00:14:22,273


327
00:14:22,274 --> 00:14:22,498


328
00:14:22,499 --> 00:14:22,723


329
00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:22,948


330
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:23,173


331
00:14:23,174 --> 00:14:23,398


332
00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:23,623


333
00:14:23,624 --> 00:14:23,848


334
00:14:23,849 --> 00:14:24,074


335
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336
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,500
"All night all
people just stare at you."

337
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:01,125
Hi, Chotu. - Hi.

338
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:05,250
'Baby'.

339
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:09,083
What do you want today, Chotu?

340
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,041
What?

341
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,083
What do you want today, Chotu?

342
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,208
Orange. - What?

343
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,541
I want to squeeze juice for them.

344
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,541
That makes us healthy.

345
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:24,583
By the way,
I hope I don't bother you.

346
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:26,708
No, no... not at all.

347
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:31,500
I'm playing with Pusky.

348
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,500
Playing with what? - Pusky.

349
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,541
You like cats, right?
- I like it.

350
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:45,041
You know... small, funny...

351
00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:49,708
Actually, I talked on Skype with him.

352
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:51,666
Pusky.

353
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,333
Meow!

354
00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,958
Well...

355
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,208
This takes it.

356
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,791
Squeeze the juice for them.

357
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:06,666
Yes, I will squeeze it correctly.

358
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,083
By the way. - Yes.

359
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:12,250
Please take time...
and come home sometime.

360
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,791
I will give rice...
and also Dal. - What?

361
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:19,541
Dal... lentils, who cook my mother.

362
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,833
Ohh... okay.

363
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,500
Well, see you. My pusky calls.

364
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:25,666
OK.

365
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,000
Bye, Chotu. - Bye.

366
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,416
Bye.

367
00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:32,541
Lele... please give me.

368
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:37,208
Oh shit

369
00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:38,500
Come on.

370
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,250
Leave a message.
Oh... voicemail.

371
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,250
Hey, Lily. Sorry, I woke up late.

372
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,791
So I can't pray for you to be lucky.

373
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,833
So... good luck.

374
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,708
And hold the two balls carefully.

375
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,250
Bye.

376
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:59,791
No one likes to play with...
dirty balls.

377
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,833
So how can we
keep the ball clean...

378
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,958
... So other people like
play with it?

379
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,416
I will tell you.

380
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:07,833
Finally... a product appears...

381
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:12,833
... Who can clean
bol... bol... your ball.

382
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,666
New products Ball cleaners Mr. Safai.

383
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:21,041
Wow!

384
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,041
Why don't we try this
golf ball for example?

385
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:57,708
'My chicks.' - Tick-Tock...

386
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:01,791
I like b... b... golf ball.

387
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,500
Wow! Amazing!

388
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,166
Is there anyone here...

389
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:09,708
... Who wants the ball cleaned?

390
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:11,666
me! I! I! I! I!

391
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,833
me! - You're desperate
to clean the ball.

392
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,250
Shekhar, you won't get it.

393
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,250
He is different from other girls.

394
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,791
Different? How?

395
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,375
"My Chicks-ray" doesn't work for him.

396
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,541
Cleaning B... B... Mr. Ball Safai.

397
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:30,916
Playing with clean balls
is much more fun.

398
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:32,333
Great.

399
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:33,583
Come take some pictures.

400
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:34,750
Call the model.

401
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:35,541
Move...

402
00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,375
See you later. Bye. - Bye.

403
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:37,916
Bring the camera here.

404
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:38,916
Move fatso.

405
00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:41,083
Excuse me.

406
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,458
Aditya. Great.

407
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:44,916
What are the ideas for the demonstration.

408
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:45,833
Extraordinary

409
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,333
I will be back soon
Mr. Bossdiwaala (Bastard).

410
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:48,500
Please handle everything

411
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,500
Aditya, when you call me
Bossdiwaala (Bastard)...

412
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,333
... I don't like it at all.

413
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,833
You are my boss.

414
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,375
Your name is D. Wala.

415
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,375
What other calls are suitable for you?

416
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,833
Call me with my real name. Dil.

417
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:01,708
Dil?

418
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,541
Dil Khadawala.

419
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,583
My full name is Dil Khadawala.

420
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,833
But my call is Khadawala...

421
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,708
... And people will tease me.

422
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,375
So I replace 'Khada' then 'Dil'.

423
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:15,583
Now I'm just Dilwala.
- Very different.

424
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:16,708
Sir, I'm a bit busy.

425
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,250
That reminds me, Aditya.

426
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,333
We have new clients, and they are rich.

427
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:21,583
They come to the office tomorrow morning...

428
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:22,833
... And where is Sunny?

429
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,375
Sir, he is outside drinking sugar cane juice.

430
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:28,083
Sunny always drinks sugar cane juice.

431
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:29,708
Always...

432
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:30,583
Anyway... tomorrow...

433
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,208
You and Sunny, to the office.

434
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:32,583
Timely.

435
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:33,833
Yes - Yes.

436
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,583
Yes! - Yes, Dil.

437
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,833
Yes!

438
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:43,958
Swear on my bangs... what's up.

439
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,875
A funny kid.

440
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,458
Just like his mother. - Thank you.

441
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:49,666
Anyway, his father...

442
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:50,625
... Run after he was born.

443
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:56,250
Only stupid people who don't want to father your children?

444
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,791
"O Baby."

445
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:03,791
"O Baby."

446
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:11,083
"O Baby."

447
00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:17,916
"O Baby."

448
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:21,916
I wish I was 40 years younger.

449
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:32,166
I hope... I come back to life.

450
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:41,375
Mummy... - My child.

451
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,833
My chicks-ray.

452
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,875
Lower my child.

453
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,000
Lower my child.

454
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,125
Lower my child.

455
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:03,833
It's stupid, you throw him up.

456
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:04,833
Lower me.

457
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,291
Someone can help my child come down.

458
00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,416
Lily. - Hi.

459
00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,291
Calm down, I will bring him down.

460
00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:12,833
Wait.

461
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,666
Lower him.

462
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:17,291
Hi.

463
00:21:17,791 --> 00:21:18,583
Hurry up, take him.

464
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:19,625
Come on.

465
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,208
Be careful. Watch Out. Shut up.

466
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:23,583
Are you okay?

467
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:27,583
Now leave. - loser.

468
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,416
There are sexy women wrapped in sari...

469
00:21:35,916 --> 00:21:36,541
Do you see it? - Yes.

470
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:38,500
He's special, I have to find it.

471
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,916
For the first time in life, my Chick-Ray doesn't work.

472
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:43,083
Bener too.
- Hey... he will be my wife.

473
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:43,666
Don't say things like that.

474
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,291
I talk about my girl.

475
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:48,750
For the first time in life, my Chick-Ray doesn't work.

476
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:50,291
Where do they go?

477
00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:51,666
No problem.

478
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:53,625
We will find them later.

479
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,750
Maybe this is God's plan or
His method to tell us...

480
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,750
"Son, before the fall, ballast..."

481
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:04,750
"... You take some more cherries."

482
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:12,375
Hello, friends. - Hello.

483
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:17,250
Addiction is the most dangerous hobby in the world.

484
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:20,791
And especially, if alcohol.

485
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:22,500
And to save everyone...

486
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:23,791
... From the appearance of something bad in their mouth.

487
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:28,958
I have given this lollypop
to everyone.

488
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:34,250
We are addicted to this...
after the death of our father.

489
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,375
As soon as he dies...

490
00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:38,541
... We vent it on the bottle.

491
00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:43,250
But how can he die?

492
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:47,833
Our father appoints a section secretary for work.

493
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:48,875
10 days later...

494
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:51,416
... He jumped from the 14th floor of his office...

495
00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:53,375
... and suicide.

496
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:58,875
Why? Why? Why?

497
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,166
Do you do anything?

498
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:05,166
He bought a car for a secretary.

499
00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:07,458
And an engagement ring
worth one million.

500
00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:08,625
One million?

501
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,541
A house worth 30 million.

502
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,666
And after all that happiness...

503
00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:15,791
... One day my father asked...

504
00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:19,708
"Look... we can have fun."

505
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:21,625
And he said yes.

506
00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:24,583
I spent
1000 rupees for one night.

507
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:29,583
And daddy killed himself.

508
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:35,708
But friends, we haven't touched alcohol for 6 months.

509
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,416
Very good. Wow!

510
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,625
But tell us... how do you two do it?

511
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,416
"O Baby."

512
00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:47,375
We will tell you.

513
00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,458
Wine... - Oh, God. Alcohol.

514
00:23:49,958 --> 00:23:53,125
Why are you two carrying poison
here?

515
00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:55,208
This is our secret, sir.

516
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:59,083
The real test
is on the bottle in front of you...

517
00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:01,166
... can you still control yourself.

518
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:03,416
And we are sure.

519
00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:06,041
Even though you will hold the bottle...

520
00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:08,333
But you will still control yourself.

521
00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:11,166
Even if someone opens a bottle...

522
00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:13,083
... You will still control yourself.

523
00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:16,083
Someone will pour
alcohol in a glass...

524
00:24:16,583 --> 00:24:18,875
... But you will still control yourself.

525
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,791
Someone will put
two ice cubes in a glass.

526
00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:23,458
But you will still control yourself.

527
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:29,500
No, please... please...

528
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,333
"O Baby"

529
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:36,458
"O Baby"

530
00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:40,458
"O Baby"

531
00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:47,666
"O Baby"

532
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,208
"I dance too passionately."

533
00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:58,666
"Don't touch."

534
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,500
"I dance too passionately."

535
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,291
"Don't touch."

536
00:25:02,791 --> 00:25:05,958
"I'm tired of shaking
feet all day."

537
00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:10,458
"I don't have the power to dance again."

538
00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:14,083
"Man says
again... again... again... again..."

539
00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:17,708
"The men... dance again... dance again."

540
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:21,208
"Man says
again... again... again... again..."

541
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:25,208
"The men... dance again... dance again."

542
00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:28,750
"Man says
again... again... again... again..."

543
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:32,750
"The men... dance again... dance again."

544
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:51,375
"O Baby"

545
00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:07,791
"They feel very happy."

546
00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:13,125
"And start being shameless."

547
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:16,750
"Put your pink contacted."

548
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:20,583
"Fill my day and night."

549
00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:24,125
"Put your pink in your contact."

550
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:28,000
"Put your pink contacted."

551
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:32,333
"No matter how much I ignore..."

552
00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:35,958
"Man says
again... again... again... again..."

553
00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:39,666
"The men... dance again... dance again."

554
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:43,208
"Man says
again... again... again... again..."

555
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:47,208
"The men... dance again... dance again."

556
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:58,666
"O Baby."

557
00:27:02,416 --> 00:27:04,541
"O Baby."

558
00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:09,875
"Is in every room the same."

559
00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:13,041
"Everything they want to do is have fun."

560
00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:15,166
"We will fly."

561
00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:16,791
"Because we are superhuman."

562
00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:18,875
"We will honk the horn."

563
00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:20,500
"And you ride a scooter."

564
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,500
"We will fly."

565
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,083
"Because we are superhuman."

566
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:25,875
"We will honk the horn."

567
00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:27,708
"And you ride our scooter."

568
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:32,333
"I'm tired of this talk."

569
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:36,041
"Men say... again..."

570
00:27:36,541 --> 00:27:39,541
"The men... dance again... dance again."

571
00:27:40,041 --> 00:27:43,125
"Man says
again... again... again... again..."

572
00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:47,041
"The men... dance again... dance again."

573
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:50,458
"Man says
again... again... again... again..."

574
00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:54,250
"The men... dance again... dance again."

575
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:57,875
"Man says
again... again... again... again..."

576
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:01,875
"The men... dance again... dance again."

577
00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:13,208
"O Baby"

578
00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:19,541
"O Baby"

579
00:28:20,041 --> 00:28:22,416
Welcome Welcome

580
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:24,583
Ram-Ram - Leela-Leela

581
00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:25,791
... Leela? - Leela

582
00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:27,625
Not Leela... but Crazy (Spicy).

583
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,083
Maybe your chair is wet.
I think it was wet too.

584
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:32,208
Don't worry. Do not worry.

585
00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:35,250
This is Sunny, and that is Aditya.

586
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,416
Our filmmakers and stars.

587
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:38,166
Thank you, thank you.

588
00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:40,583
Show your product.

589
00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:42,166
And they will make a movie...

590
00:28:42,666 --> 00:28:44,166
... That will make you "crazy".

591
00:28:44,666 --> 00:28:46,416
Should I, daddy? - Show me.

592
00:28:46,916 --> 00:28:47,791
Quickly remove.

593
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:51,458
Quickly remove.

594
00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:55,458
Quickly remove... fast.

595
00:29:02,916 --> 00:29:04,333
'Goti' soda bottles.

596
00:29:04,833 --> 00:29:07,625
'Gol Goti' soda bottle.

597
00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:10,541
It's quite popular in
several places in India.

598
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:11,250
I know.

599
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,583
And we want to launch it
all over the country.

600
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:14,458
Wow.

601
00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:19,000
And when moved...

602
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,166
... Soda will boil.

603
00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:23,125
What are you saying, sir?

604
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:23,833
Papa.

605
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,041
It's true...

606
00:29:25,541 --> 00:29:27,375
Marbles must move.

607
00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:29,750
When marbles move...
with enthusiasm...

608
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:31,833
... That's when you say
'Aah' with pleasure.

609
00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:33,250
Right? - Yes.

610
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:34,500
Don't worry.

611
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,958
We will create ads for your marbles...

612
00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:39,041
... That will make the world stand... and

613
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:41,166
And what?
- Applause! Applause!

614
00:29:41,666 --> 00:29:43,541
Applause! Applause!
Applause!

615
00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:45,791
All Maharashtra will say.

616
00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:49,583
Forget soda... Take Goti (marbles).

617
00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:52,708
So sir... whether big or small...

618
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:57,875
... Everyone will feel your marbles.

619
00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:00,291
Papa... - Great.

620
00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:02,958
Now we leave
our marbles to you.

621
00:30:03,458 --> 00:30:07,166
I hope you will take care of our marbles...

622
00:30:07,666 --> 00:30:10,583
... Like your own marbles.

623
00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:14,125
Sir, your marble is slippery too.

624
00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:15,916
All yours. All yours.

625
00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:17,458
Done. Finished.

626
00:30:17,958 --> 00:30:21,333
Ram-Ram. - Leela. Leela.

627
00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:22,375
Papa doesn't have it.

628
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:26,375
He does not have marbles.

629
00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:32,541
If you don't have a mouth...

630
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,208
... you do it with your hand.

631
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,833
Forget him...
and use this Lawman jeans.

632
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:39,500
Bro, that's a good product.

633
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:40,958
Boss... there are decorations.

634
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,291
Let's find some
sex addict groups.

635
00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:45,541
I feel really guilty.

636
00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:47,750
I really feel... my heart is broken...

637
00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:49,916
... when I had an affair with a girl.

638
00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:51,791
I'm so drunk...

639
00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:55,416
... I'm really unconscious
bring the girl to bed...

640
00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:56,791
... and call me.

641
00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:58,458
What are you saying?

642
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,916
You know right...
I feel the same way.

643
00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:04,166
This means...
we are not wrong.

644
00:31:04,666 --> 00:31:08,708
Because... our bodies may be
with other people...

645
00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:14,000
... But my heart thinks that
I am with my boyfriend.

646
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:15,500
Right.

647
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,083
Ridiculous.

648
00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:19,541
After healing so
many sex addicts...

649
00:31:20,041 --> 00:31:21,875
... You yourself have become a sex addict.

650
00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:23,958
History becomes a witness.

651
00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,666
If you keep your bananas
and have not been used for a long time...

652
00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:29,125
... It will rot.

653
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:32,291
Now wear these Lawman jeans...
and be a man.

654
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:37,125
Be a star... and let's
we go find prey.

655
00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:40,541
Catfish Seema Addiction Organization

656
00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:43,291
What... boring place.

657
00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:45,791
Yes...
we won't get anything here.

658
00:31:46,291 --> 00:31:46,875
Yes, let's go.

659
00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:53,833
Hey, Lily. - Hi.

660
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,458
I know.

661
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:57,916
Do you see what I see?

662
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,166
Yes... multiple roles.

663
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:01,250
So.

664
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,541
The other one is beautiful...

665
00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:05,750
The other one looks fun.

666
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:08,125
One Sita. - OK.

667
00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,625
And the other is Gita.

668
00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:12,166
Yes, Sita... and Gita.

669
00:32:12,666 --> 00:32:13,208
Okay, okay...

670
00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:15,125
But what are they doing here?

671
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,250
Are they sex addicts?

672
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:19,541
If they know
we are sex addicts...

673
00:32:20,041 --> 00:32:21,375
... Then they will not love us.

674
00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:23,875
A thief can't
point a finger at another thief.

675
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:26,375
If we are sex addicts
in their view...

676
00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:28,958
... So they too.

677
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:30,958
Let's go.
- Yes, let's see.

678
00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:32,000
Hi, guys.

679
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:33,583
I am Laila Lele.

680
00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:37,791
And this is my twin
Lily Lele.

681
00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,958
Together we run this group of sex addicts.

682
00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:42,500
We are in trouble.

683
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,208
They are not thieves and not criminals.

684
00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:46,958
Well friends, this is our mother...

685
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,083
Catfish Seema.

686
00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:54,083
Is Pe... pe... sex addict too.

687
00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,291
Yummy Mummy!

688
00:32:56,791 --> 00:32:58,916
Yummy Mummy!

689
00:32:59,416 --> 00:33:02,250
Yummy.... Yummy.... Yummy.... Mummy!

690
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:05,708
Our father is an actor in Indian films.

691
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:10,250
90% of her roles
become a soldier.

692
00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:13,791
And he is so crazy playing
his roles...

693
00:33:14,291 --> 00:33:16,333
... Every time there is a war...

694
00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:19,666
... He will wear
his army costume...

695
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:26,250
... And for months
... ber... standing on the border.

696
00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:31,875
Father wants to be an army...
and mama wants fun.

697
00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:33,916
Dad always says...

698
00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:38,041
"I will never let the enemy..."

699
00:33:38,541 --> 00:33:41,875
"... penetrate the boundary and go inside."

700
00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:45,708
But someone will penetrate...

701
00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:50,666
... Border one day and
ma.... ma... enter into.

702
00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:54,375
Friends, I have thought of a new experiment.

703
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:58,375
To test whether you
sex addicts or not.

704
00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:14,000
If the coin moves, you fail.

705
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:18,125
I hope you fail.

706
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,791
"He will take your heart."

707
00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:25,291
"He will take your life."

708
00:34:25,791 --> 00:34:28,166
"He will take your sincerity too."

709
00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:29,875
"Laila will..."

710
00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:31,375
"Laila will..."

711
00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:35,375
"Laila will... greet you to go..."

712
00:34:40,791 --> 00:34:43,958
"He will take your heart."

713
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:47,625
"He will take your life."

714
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:49,500
"He will take your heart."

715
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,208
"He will take your life."

716
00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:53,875
"He will take your sincerity too."

717
00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:59,166
"Laila will... greet you to go..."

718
00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:03,166
"Laila will... greet you to go..."

719
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:24,958
Very cool...

720
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:27,583
Aditya. - Aditya!

721
00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:29,041
Aditya. - Aditya!

722
00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:30,000
Aditya.

723
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:31,708
Extraordinary, Aditya.

724
00:35:32,208 --> 00:35:36,291
Seeing your con... control...

725
00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:39,708
... I was really amazed.

726
00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:43,875
Good child.

727
00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:45,708
See... falling stars.

728
00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:46,375
Wow!

729
00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:48,708
People say, if you make
desires when a star falls...

730
00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:52,708
... your wishes will come true.

731
00:35:56,166 --> 00:35:59,666
My desire is only Gol Goti Soda. - Wow!

732
00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:07,291
Why don't you ask for something else?

733
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:15,833
Gol Goti Soda.

734
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,583
Will give you lots of fun.

735
00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:22,458
I have never seen anything so low and embarrassing.

736
00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:24,375
Me too.

737
00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:26,916
Will parents let their daughters drink our soda...

738
00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:28,250
... After watching this ad?

739
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:29,916
We trust you both...

740
00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:32,125
... and hand over our marbles to you.

741
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:36,041
And you play with our marbles.

742
00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:40,291
No, no, sir. We don't do any cheating with your marbles.

743
00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:42,583
Swear by my bangs.
Give us one more chance.

744
00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:43,166
No, no...

745
00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:45,625
We will make good ads
and be oriented to your family.

746
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,666
During working with you...

747
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,333
... We will not
give our marbles.

748
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:50,958
We will not.

749
00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:52,375
Swear by my bangs...

750
00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:53,625
For the sake of your marbles...

751
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:55,583
... I will fire
both of you from the company.

752
00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:58,833
Stupid... double-faced, lowly...

753
00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:01,750
... Are you born from IVF?

754
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:03,750
After playing marbles in your childhood...

755
00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:06,333
... You never play games
bananas behind the door.

756
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:06,791
Shut up.

757
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:07,666
Don't say personal things.

758
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:08,875
Shut up.

759
00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:10,041
And you...

760
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:12,083
Polar bears are stupid with twin marbles.

761
00:37:12,583 --> 00:37:13,375
You want marbles, right?

762
00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:17,250
Take this... and this...

763
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:19,000
Security.

764
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:19,833
Exit!

765
00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:21,208
Now wait and see.

766
00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:22,875
We will start our own advertising agency.

767
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,708
And we will make ads...

768
00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:29,125
... which will destroy your marbles.

769
00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:29,750
Exit!

770
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,541
Now listen...

771
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,541
We will go directly to the bank after this.

772
00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:35,708
Tomorrow we will get a loan...

773
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,666
... and you will go bankrupt.

774
00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:39,250
Exit!

775
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:43,250
Throw them out of the gate.

776
00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:49,541
We will remember today.

777
00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:50,708
Loans.

778
00:37:51,208 --> 00:37:54,708
Swear for my Pony.

779
00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:02,333
"Ooh Aah Ooh Aah Ouch!"

780
00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:06,750
"Come on dear."

781
00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:10,291
"Ooh Aah Ooh Aah Ouch!"

782
00:38:10,791 --> 00:38:14,291
"Ooh Aah Ooh Aah Ouch!"

783
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:23,916
"The wannabe..."

784
00:38:24,416 --> 00:38:27,625
"I like that."

785
00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:28,416
Good morning, ma'am.

786
00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:32,791
Not only sexy, she's super sexy.

787
00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:35,041
hello, sir. - We have made an appointment...

788
00:38:35,541 --> 00:38:36,708
... with an assistant manager.

789
00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:40,500
For loans.

790
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,958
"Quack."

791
00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:43,500
"Quack."

792
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,541
He... who was in the elevator.

793
00:38:46,041 --> 00:38:46,791
"Quack."

794
00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,000
Please enter.

795
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,500
"Quack."

796
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
"Quack."

797
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,541
"Quack."

798
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,208
Hi. Titli Boobna.

799
00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:58,500
Nice to meet you.

800
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,916
Wow.

801
00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:01,416
Do you want something?

802
00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:04,833
We won't refuse if you give.

803
00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:07,250
My work is giving.

804
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:07,958
All of them.

805
00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:10,250
I am Assistant Manager for Sab Dyena Bank.

806
00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:11,916
Ohh...

807
00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:14,166
We only have one motto.

808
00:39:14,666 --> 00:39:18,166
Unknown day or night...
just keep giving.

809
00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:20,791
Yes...

810
00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:25,083
Ms. Titli... - Please,
Ms. Titli is too old-fashioned.

811
00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:27,250
Just call me Titli. - Titli.

812
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:28,333
OK.

813
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:29,541
Okay, Titli.

814
00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:33,250
We need your help
to open something.

815
00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:35,958
What will you open?

816
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:37,833
Our own advertising agent.

817
00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:41,375
You know, where we worked before...

818
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:42,958
... We use to make breasts...

819
00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:45,500
I mean the best ads.

820
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,125
Very funny. I like you.

821
00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:53,166
Now I will be happy to give it to you two.

822
00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:54,375
Loans!

823
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:58,958
Of course. Of course.

824
00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:01,500
I ask about frying my burger.

825
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,041
Frying? - Where is it?

826
00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:07,916
Wait.

827
00:40:08,416 --> 00:40:12,416
That shadow...

828
00:40:12,916 --> 00:40:14,375
Heat the Sun...

829
00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:18,375
I'm so stupid. - We are very smart.

830
00:40:45,099 --> 00:40:47,099


831
00:40:47,123 --> 00:40:51,123


832
00:41:02,416 --> 00:41:02,583
What?

833
00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:04,500
Look carefully.

834
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,541
So your eyes... make no mistakes.

835
00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:10,250
"Mastizaade."

836
00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:11,541
Thank you.

837
00:41:12,041 --> 00:41:15,541
Thank you. thanks.
- Congratulations. - "Mastizaade."

838
00:41:30,291 --> 00:41:32,250
Friends, we will come out of India for a few days...

839
00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:38,541
... For sex addict seminars.

840
00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:43,916
And we will bring... two bodyguards.

841
00:41:44,416 --> 00:41:47,916
And these two bodyguards will be chosen by lottery.

842
00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:57,125
Aditya Chotiya

843
00:41:57,625 --> 00:42:01,000
And... Sunny Kele.

844
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,125
Yes!

845
00:42:03,625 --> 00:42:03,625
Eating it.

846
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,750
Applause.

847
00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:09,500
"Mastizaade."

848
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,458
"Mastizaade." - Let's see...
the names on the list?

849
00:42:14,958 --> 00:42:17,958
Sunny Kele.

850
00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:21,083
Aditya Chotiya

851
00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,750
Sunny Kele.

852
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:27,750
Sunny Kele.

853
00:42:58,250 --> 00:42:59,458
"By increasing your skirt..."

854
00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:03,458
"... You have changed
my heart to dynamite."

855
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,458
"... Dynamite."

856
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,291
"By increasing your skirt..."

857
00:43:07,791 --> 00:43:11,833
"... You have changed
my heart to dynamite."

858
00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:16,875
"... I fell in love overnight."

859
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,541
"Overnight."

860
00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:21,750
"I dream every night..."

861
00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:23,500
"... and they tickle."

862
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,250
"This is the miracle of your love."

863
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:29,750
"That every inch
my body is romantic."

864
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,708
"... Rom-romance."

865
00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:33,541
"... Rom-rom-rom..."

866
00:43:34,041 --> 00:43:35,541
"... Rom-romance."

867
00:43:36,041 --> 00:43:37,666
"Every inch of my body
rom-rom-romance."

868
00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:39,583
"... Rom-romance."

869
00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:41,375
"... Rom-rom-rom..."

870
00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:45,375
"... Rom-romance."

871
00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:00,625
"It's bigger..."

872
00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:02,666
"... And better too."

873
00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:06,791
"You have to try it once in a while."

874
00:44:07,291 --> 00:44:08,708
"It's bigger..."

875
00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:10,708
"... And better too."

876
00:44:11,208 --> 00:44:14,500
"You have to try it once."

877
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,375
"I'm talking about... my heart."

878
00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:23,041
"Your mind is really dirty, my love."

879
00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:25,291
"This is 12 centimeters in size."

880
00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:27,291
"Touch a little, it's very tasty."

881
00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:30,708
"My boat is like a Titanic."

882
00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:33,208
"That every inch of my body is
rom-rom-romance."

883
00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:35,166
"... Rom-romance."

884
00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,000
"... Rom-rom-rom..."

885
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,125
"That every inch of my body is
rom-rom-romance."

886
00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:41,166
"That every inch of my body is
rom-rom-romance."

887
00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:43,041
"... Rom-romance."

888
00:44:43,541 --> 00:44:45,000
"... Rom-rom-rom..."

889
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:49,000
"every inch of my body
rom-rom-romance."

890
00:45:14,750 --> 00:45:16,125
"From the front..."

891
00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:18,166
"... and from behind."

892
00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:22,250
"You are delicious from every angle, my love."

893
00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:24,041
"From the front..."

894
00:45:24,541 --> 00:45:26,166
"... and from behind."

895
00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:30,083
"You are delicious from every angle, my love."

896
00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:34,000
"My rocket is ready, Baby."

897
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:38,416
"Let me take you
beyond the stars."

898
00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:40,416
"Every time I see you..."

899
00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:42,416
"... Even in the dark..."

900
00:45:42,916 --> 00:45:46,250
"... My Lilies will turn on automatically."

901
00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:48,541
"That every inch of my body is
rom-rom-romance."

902
00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:50,541
"... Rom-romance."

903
00:45:51,041 --> 00:45:52,208
"... Rom-rom-rom..."

904
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,541
"That every inch of my body is
rom-rom-romance."

905
00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:56,541
"That every inch of my body is
rom-rom-romance."

906
00:45:57,041 --> 00:45:58,375
"... Rom-romance."

907
00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:00,541
"... Rom-rom-rom..."

908
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:04,541
"That every inch of my body is
rom-rom-romance."

909
00:46:29,958 --> 00:46:31,625
As long as you... don't say...

910
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:35,416
... Three magic words.

911
00:46:35,916 --> 00:46:38,791
I will not do anything.

912
00:46:39,291 --> 00:46:40,625
What do you want to hear?

913
00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:45,666
Three magic words.

914
00:46:46,166 --> 00:46:47,166
You know, Laila.

915
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,958
I never thought I
would say three magic words...

916
00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:51,833
... For any girl.
- Yes, say that.

917
00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:56,166
But Laila... I love you.

918
00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:57,083
I love you?

919
00:46:57,583 --> 00:46:58,750
I can't believe this, Sunny.

920
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:02,666
Laila... you said you wanted
to hear three magic words.

921
00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:03,625
Yes, Sunny.

922
00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:06,916
Those three magic words are not I love you.

923
00:47:07,416 --> 00:47:09,500
What are three magic words... Laila...

924
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,333
Give... - For me.

925
00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:13,166
Laila... Give it to me.

926
00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:15,250
The first time in my life I fell in love.

927
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:16,916
And with a girl...

928
00:47:17,416 --> 00:47:19,958
... Which view of love
is the same as me before?

929
00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:24,625
He doesn't run this Group
with Lily for social services.

930
00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:28,416
But, he took advantage of
the sex addicts for pleasure.

931
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:29,125
He said...

932
00:47:29,625 --> 00:47:32,166
There is a commitment... just entertainment.

933
00:47:32,666 --> 00:47:34,625
There is a wedding... only overnight.

934
00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:38,958
There are mangalsutra... only kamasutra.

935
00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:40,208
Okay, friends.

936
00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:43,666
Me... me... docked.

937
00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:45,833
I have an important announcement.

938
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:47,041
Come on, sit down.

939
00:47:47,541 --> 00:47:47,875
Let's go.

940
00:47:48,375 --> 00:47:50,083
I have big news.

941
00:47:50,583 --> 00:47:53,958
Today I want to
me.... me... say...

942
00:47:54,458 --> 00:47:57,666
... Something long hidden in my heart.

943
00:47:58,166 --> 00:48:00,250
I think he talked about you.

944
00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:04,250
He is not perfect,
but he is perfect for me.

945
00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:17,625
"Stupid".

946
00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:42,500
This is my fiance... Desh-Premi Singh.

947
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,375
There are only three things I like.

948
00:48:44,875 --> 00:48:47,458
"Dharti Maa" Mother of India.

949
00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:49,791
"Dharti Maa".

950
00:48:50,291 --> 00:48:52,541
And the mother of my future children.

951
00:48:53,041 --> 00:48:55,375
Why did you say
'Dharti Maa' twice?

952
00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:58,000
Because this land is my mother.

953
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,166
And my mother's name is Dharti.

954
00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:04,083
Desh Premium has a dream as a child.

955
00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:06,041
To be a soldier...

956
00:49:06,541 --> 00:49:13,458
... and serve ne... ne... country.

957
00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:17,250
But... when he was little...

958
00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:20,666
... He was beaten till you... you... paralyzed.

959
00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:22,416
Why doesn't he become a Martyr?

960
00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:23,541
What?

961
00:49:24,041 --> 00:49:24,958
Sorry... looks like you said something.

962
00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:27,291
Go.

963
00:49:27,791 --> 00:49:32,375
And since that time, he can't
... get... stand up.

964
00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:33,708
What is standing?

965
00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:36,958
Desh Premium cannot stand.

966
00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:39,541
I truly believe in your love, honey.

967
00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:45,250
Once you hold it... Hands.

968
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:50,041
You never let it go.
His hands!

969
00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:52,083
After we get married...

970
00:49:52,583 --> 00:49:56,083
... Then I can stand up automatically.

971
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:58,250
Are you married? - Yes.

972
00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:01,083
Next week. In Pattaya.

973
00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:04,666
And by the way,
You are all invited to the wedding.

974
00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,291
This is not a requirement.

975
00:50:06,791 --> 00:50:08,833
You don't have to come
if you don't want to.

976
00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:14,875
But if... You come, then remember.

977
00:50:15,375 --> 00:50:19,791
If anyone tries to
tempt Lilyku...

978
00:50:20,291 --> 00:50:23,458
... Then I will
beat you like a man...

979
00:50:23,958 --> 00:50:26,458
... Then like Lightning...

980
00:50:26,958 --> 00:50:33,125
... And finally like Salman.

981
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:36,458
Because I've made a commitment...

982
00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:40,083
... I put him on my lap
and use it.

983
00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,541
What? - my joystick.

984
00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:44,708
Wheelchair joystick.

985
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:47,125
Come on, Baby... let's go.

986
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:50,666
Yes!

987
00:50:51,166 --> 00:50:54,666
Bye everything. - Bye.

988
00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:13,958
"You're a dog."

989
00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:43,083
Lily... I'm here.

990
00:51:49,875 --> 00:51:51,791
Beautiful sky.

991
00:51:52,291 --> 00:51:53,625
Beautiful sea.

992
00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:59,791
Beautiful...
Donkey?

993
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:01,000
Ask him the current time.

994
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:02,416
I want to set my watch.

995
00:52:02,916 --> 00:52:05,000
Pattaya time.

996
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:07,583
Hello.

997
00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:14,666
Can you tell me
now what time?

998
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:15,625
Now at 10:40.

999
00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:19,916
When the ball moves, the clock appears.

1000
00:52:20,416 --> 00:52:23,500
Ask him again?

1001
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,666
Hello.

1002
00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:35,041
Can you tell me
now what time?

1003
00:52:35,541 --> 00:52:36,416
eee...

1004
00:52:36,916 --> 00:52:37,458
Now at 10:40.

1005
00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:40,708
Sir, how do you know the time...

1006
00:52:41,208 --> 00:52:44,708
... Just by touching
donkey balls?

1007
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:54,333
Ohh... when the ball moves,
he shows the time.

1008
00:52:54,833 --> 00:52:56,791
Okay, bye. You have a ball. OK,

1009
00:52:57,291 --> 00:53:00,791
OK.

1010
00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:03,333
Look...

1011
00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:06,458
The disabled person is getting ready for
dancing at his wedding.

1012
00:53:06,958 --> 00:53:09,041
What stick?

1013
00:53:09,541 --> 00:53:13,041
The size.

1014
00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:30,958
Oh...

1015
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:31,875
Wow.

1016
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:32,500
Oh my God.

1017
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,291
How do you do it?
- How?

1018
00:53:34,791 --> 00:53:36,833
Because of honesty and
God dwells in my heart.

1019
00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:37,833
Akshay Khanna.

1020
00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:41,041
He was the one who made me disabled...

1021
00:53:41,541 --> 00:53:46,208
... But he also taught me different ways to do things.

1022
00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:52,083
I am ready to become disabled
in order to learn these things.

1023
00:53:52,583 --> 00:53:56,625
"I'm Stupid."

1024
00:53:57,125 --> 00:53:59,416
"I'm Stupid."

1025
00:53:59,916 --> 00:54:03,166
An actor from England.

1026
00:54:03,666 --> 00:54:07,166
Lily and Laila's father.

1027
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:18,166
"I'm Stupid."

1028
00:54:18,666 --> 00:54:19,458
hello, sir. I'm Aditya.

1029
00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:22,541
Hello. - You are stupid.

1030
00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:24,791
You're stupid.

1031
00:54:25,291 --> 00:54:26,041
Sir, why are you saying that?

1032
00:54:26,541 --> 00:54:27,750
My mother's name is Urmila.

1033
00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:29,625
Bapaku Ramgopal's name.

1034
00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:31,583
And my name is Ashit.

1035
00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:33,250
My full name is Ashit.

1036
00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:34,333
You are Ashit.

1037
00:54:34,833 --> 00:54:37,041
Dor! Dor! Dor!

1038
00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:40,375
Alhamdulillah my mother's name is not Ishita.

1039
00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:42,208
And my father's name is not Mohan.

1040
00:54:42,708 --> 00:54:43,833
If you are not Ashit...

1041
00:54:44,333 --> 00:54:45,708
... My name must have become M. Ashit.

1042
00:54:46,208 --> 00:54:48,875
Dor! Dor!

1043
00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:52,166
Why does he continue to say "Dor" "Dor"?

1044
00:54:52,666 --> 00:54:54,833
I will tell you.
- Tell them Lily.

1045
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:55,458
Hi.

1046
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:57,500
When playing roles, the troops...

1047
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,458
... Papa has been shot like that
a lot of mops... pel... bullets...

1048
00:55:01,958 --> 00:55:05,583
... So sometimes he
se... a little talk...

1049
00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:10,041
... and me... shoot from his mouth.

1050
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:12,416
Right. Correct.

1051
00:55:12,916 --> 00:55:15,000
You didn't introduce me to your guest.

1052
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:15,875
Sorry, daddy.

1053
00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:17,833
This is Sunny and it's Aditya.

1054
00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,291
Hello. Hello.

1055
00:55:19,791 --> 00:55:24,250
You know that sex addicts
... addicts... groups ..

1056
00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:26,916
... if Laila and I run.

1057
00:55:27,416 --> 00:55:28,000
They are members.

1058
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,500
They have sex problems. - Yes.

1059
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,541
You know that I hate sex,
and I hate sex addicts.

1060
00:55:34,041 --> 00:55:34,625
No, no, no...

1061
00:55:35,125 --> 00:55:37,125
I will make all sex addicts...

1062
00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:39,708
... Stand up and line up and
"bang... bang... bang."

1063
00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:40,833
Shoot them.

1064
00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:43,333
No, no... we are not sex addicts.

1065
00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:44,625
No more.

1066
00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:47,208
Your daughter treats us well...

1067
00:55:47,708 --> 00:55:48,875
... We stop having sex.

1068
00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:49,791
We even stop
thinking about it.

1069
00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:53,916
Good. Good.

1070
00:55:54,416 --> 00:55:54,833
Good. Good.

1071
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:57,208
By the way, sir... this is really a nice horse.

1072
00:55:57,708 --> 00:55:58,500
What is his name? - Blackie.

1073
00:55:59,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Yes

1074
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,416
Blackie?

1075
00:56:00,916 --> 00:56:01,458
But sir, the color is white.

1076
00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:05,291
Bahadur Shah Zafar once said
"What does a name mean".

1077
00:56:05,791 --> 00:56:05,750
Yes, sir.

1078
00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:09,000
But... Shakespeare said it,
not Bahadur Shah.

1079
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:13,666
Right. "What's the meaning of a name".

1080
00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:15,166
Come on... I'll show you something...

1081
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:16,541
I mean the back. Where?

1082
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:20,583
From the hotel, of course.

1083
00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:22,791
Welcome.
Welcome to the wedding hotel.

1084
00:56:23,291 --> 00:56:24,958
It says you will show the back.

1085
00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:28,208
But this is a swimming pool.

1086
00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:32,208
Hello, Boy.

1087
00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:46,166
And you? - I am his son Das (Damn).

1088
00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:48,583
What? Are you his son Das (Damn)?

1089
00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:52,458
Yes He is my son,
and his name is Das (Damn).

1090
00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:55,416
So... Son Das (Damn).

1091
00:56:55,916 --> 00:56:56,916
He always rubs it.

1092
00:56:57,416 --> 00:56:59,791
What? - Brush it.

1093
00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:01,833
He has a male hobby?

1094
00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:06,041
Yes... and men are my hobbies.

1095
00:57:06,541 --> 00:57:10,125
I like... filling my big canvas...

1096
00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:17,208
... with my long brush.

1097
00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:21,250
Do you... want to see it? - What?

1098
00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:23,875
Canvas! - Of course.

1099
00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:25,791
Of course.

1100
00:57:26,291 --> 00:57:27,916
Bad boy.

1101
00:57:28,416 --> 00:57:28,708
Look...

1102
00:57:29,208 --> 00:57:30,833
Beautiful.

1103
00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:37,333
A poor fly...
is trapped in a spider web.

1104
00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:38,583
Hus! Hus!

1105
00:57:39,083 --> 00:57:42,583
Fly.

1106
00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:50,458
Hi, brother!

1107
00:58:06,041 --> 00:58:11,208
"All night everyone looks at you."

1108
00:58:11,708 --> 00:58:13,666
Why does he have to be like his mother?

1109
00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:17,666
Seema.

1110
00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:43,250
If you want...
you can drink this milk too.

1111
00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:45,250
It's cold.

1112
00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:47,041
It's fresh.

1113
00:58:47,541 --> 00:58:50,875
And filled with cream.

1114
00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:55,541
Too much cream... not good for me.

1115
00:58:56,041 --> 00:58:57,166
Ouch...

1116
00:58:57,666 --> 00:58:59,125
Oh God.

1117
00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:03,500
No one poked me
so hard... even on Facebook.

1118
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,125
Again. - Sorry.

1119
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:09,500
But... handle my bag
poke you.

1120
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,916
I... I...
don't talk about grip.

1121
00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:16,500
I can't handle anymore.

1122
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,083
Now I'm... stuck.

1123
00:59:19,583 --> 00:59:21,041
"With the wind..."

1124
00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:22,875
"... and clouds."

1125
00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:24,833
"Let's make love."

1126
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:28,041
Das. Das. No, no, no.

1127
00:59:28,541 --> 00:59:29,750
Simply Shove and poke.

1128
00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:30,958
Come here both of you.

1129
00:59:31,458 --> 00:59:33,000
I will show
two rooms at the inn.

1130
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:33,875
Come on, follow me.

1131
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:37,875
I said follow me. - Papa

1132
00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:44,375
He is so Hot. - She's so hot.

1133
00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:45,583
Normal.

1134
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:49,583
Taukan...
we both drink milk from the same mother.

1135
00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:57,000
I want him. - I want him.

1136
00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:58,625
He is mine. - He is mine.

1137
00:59:59,125 --> 00:59:59,583
He is mine. - He is mine.

1138
01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:00,750
He is mine. - He is mine.

1139
01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:03,458
Later we will go to the pool
for other things.

1140
01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:05,250
After that to the wedding hotel.

1141
01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:07,333
Hi!

1142
01:00:07,833 --> 01:00:09,666
What tree... coconut.

1143
01:00:10,166 --> 01:00:11,583
What are you doing here?

1144
01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:13,208
You two disappear after that day.

1145
01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:14,500
Hi, Aditya.

1146
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,375
Do you two know? - No No

1147
01:00:16,875 --> 01:00:18,208
No, no... - Yes, uncle.

1148
01:00:18,708 --> 01:00:20,916
I met both of them
at the alcohol rehabilitation center.

1149
01:00:21,416 --> 01:00:23,375
No, no, you're wrong. - Yes.

1150
01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:26,250
They're sex addicts, and alcohol.

1151
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,000
No, no, we...

1152
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,083
We know that. - What?

1153
01:00:31,583 --> 01:00:33,166
After everything...
we get lots of benefits...

1154
01:00:33,666 --> 01:00:35,041
... from addicts that night.

1155
01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:35,666
Sir, sir...

1156
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:38,083
Sir, we can no longer get pleasure.

1157
01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:39,833
Actually sir, we are messed up,
I mean being messed up.

1158
01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:42,000
We are tired. - We are sleepy.

1159
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:45,500
Yes, come on. Bye.

1160
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,916
"Oh Baby."

1161
01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:50,833
Laila... what are you doing?

1162
01:00:51,333 --> 01:00:54,375
Try to explain to you...

1163
01:00:54,875 --> 01:00:57,541
... The more you try to
become Vishwamitra...

1164
01:00:58,041 --> 01:01:01,500
... I will get them.

1165
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,375
If I have failed to
delete your redemption...

1166
01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:10,375
... Then I will be very
sorry for the rest of my life.

1167
01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:13,875
Laila... Just once, say
I love you.

1168
01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:17,291
And then enjoy all the happiness I give.

1169
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:19,041
Forget that.

1170
01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:24,333
Tell Laila... Leave it all to me.

1171
01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:25,833
No!

1172
01:01:26,333 --> 01:01:27,333
Say, Sunny.

1173
01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:29,041
Laila... Leave everything to me...

1174
01:01:29,541 --> 01:01:30,916
Sunny, say.

1175
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:35,541
Laila... Leave everything to me...

1176
01:01:36,041 --> 01:01:39,291
Sunny... Sunny... give it to him.

1177
01:01:39,791 --> 01:01:42,750
If you don't want to... then I want.

1178
01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:46,208
Not only me... all Pattaya
will give it to him.

1179
01:01:46,708 --> 01:01:49,208
But for God's sake,
Get rid of your hands from...

1180
01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:51,000
... From the intercom button of my room.

1181
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:56,416
So I can sleep
alone in the room.

1182
01:01:56,916 --> 01:01:58,125
One.

1183
01:01:58,625 --> 01:02:00,666
Desh Premium... line up in front.

1184
01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:02,166
We are with you.

1185
01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:04,833
Why are parents and the wheelchair...

1186
01:02:05,333 --> 01:02:09,583
... Do you exercise in the middle of the day?

1187
01:02:10,083 --> 01:02:12,833
I think you like bamboo.

1188
01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:14,666
But sir, what are you preparing to...

1189
01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:16,333
... This afternoon?

1190
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:19,000
Ancestral game from our family.

1191
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:20,541
The Wedding Games.

1192
01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:22,208
The Wedding Games? Ooh!

1193
01:02:22,708 --> 01:02:23,208
What are wedding games?

1194
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:26,458
This is a big competition.

1195
01:02:26,958 --> 01:02:29,958
From paintball... to tug-of-war.

1196
01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:34,375
And now... get ready for war.

1197
01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:35,833
Let's go.

1198
01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:39,833
Go.

1199
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:50,250
Drag.

1200
01:02:53,416 --> 01:02:54,125
Yes!

1201
01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:58,125
'Dharti Maa... Give me strength! "

1202
01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:15,083
Thank you, God.

1203
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:16,666
Thank you, God.

1204
01:03:17,166 --> 01:03:19,458
No... Mama!

1205
01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:20,291
That's fun.

1206
01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:22,875
Come here... come here.

1207
01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:24,125
We have to play something different.

1208
01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:28,125
Like? - Kabaddi.

1209
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,500


1210
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,416


1211
01:03:45,916 --> 01:03:47,583
Will you play Kabaddi? - Yes.

1212
01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:50,416
So I can say "De Chaddi-
De Chaddi-De Chaddi... (Underwear)"

1213
01:03:50,916 --> 01:03:51,916
Leave me.
- "De Chaddi-De Chaddi (Underwear)"

1214
01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:53,125
"Do it..."

1215
01:03:53,625 --> 01:03:57,125
Defeat.

1216
01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:01,541
No... no...

1217
01:04:02,041 --> 01:04:02,708
Now your turn.

1218
01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:03,250
Go!

1219
01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:06,458
OK.

1220
01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:09,083
Missed.

1221
01:04:09,583 --> 01:04:09,750
Come on.

1222
01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:11,250
Come on, handsome.

1223
01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:15,541
Yes, come on.

1224
01:04:16,041 --> 01:04:17,625
Come on. Come on.

1225
01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:21,625
Come on, Sunny.

1226
01:05:58,166 --> 01:05:59,541
If peacocks dance in the forest...

1227
01:06:00,041 --> 01:06:00,791
... who saw it?

1228
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:02,666
No, no, no, no.

1229
01:06:03,166 --> 01:06:06,666
Don't shoot... Don't shoot.

1230
01:06:14,791 --> 01:06:16,125
Oh God.

1231
01:06:16,625 --> 01:06:20,833
Take your rifle and make
holes in my body.

1232
01:06:21,333 --> 01:06:23,208
Color my body...

1233
01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:26,375
O love... shoot me with your water gun.

1234
01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:27,416
Let my Sunny go.

1235
01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:31,541
You guys...
have made my life like hell.

1236
01:06:32,041 --> 01:06:34,166
It's all your fault. - What?

1237
01:06:34,666 --> 01:06:36,250
You...

1238
01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:40,250
You're my brother...
but Sunny is my bedmate.

1239
01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:53,333
Sorry.

1240
01:06:57,916 --> 01:07:01,708
"I'm Dirty."

1241
01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:05,708
"I'm Dirty."

1242
01:07:08,916 --> 01:07:12,875
No, no, no, no...

1243
01:07:13,375 --> 01:07:16,875
"I'm Dirty."

1244
01:07:24,041 --> 01:07:27,583
Oh God!

1245
01:07:28,083 --> 01:07:30,750
This object breaks my kneecap.

1246
01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:32,958
We do another game
instead.

1247
01:07:33,458 --> 01:07:35,625
And the disabled will still beat us.

1248
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:37,333
The worst is...

1249
01:07:37,833 --> 01:07:40,375
... He humiliated me in front of Lily.

1250
01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:43,166
How can we get married?

1251
01:07:43,666 --> 01:07:44,791
Yes...

1252
01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:46,291
I have an idea.

1253
01:07:46,791 --> 01:07:48,208
Go and tell Lily...

1254
01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:51,000
... And you can beat Desh Premium.

1255
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,625
So he doesn't feel upset.

1256
01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:55,625
Brilliant Idea. - Good idea, right?

1257
01:07:56,125 --> 01:07:59,625
I will go look for it.

1258
01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:03,583
Where is Lily's room?

1259
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:06,875
Lily's Room...

1260
01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:08,041
I'm really sorry.

1261
01:08:08,541 --> 01:08:10,250
I accidentally bumped into you.

1262
01:08:10,750 --> 01:08:14,250
I want you to keep on bumping into me.

1263
01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:27,083
Leave me. Laila.

1264
01:08:27,583 --> 01:08:28,291
Leave me.

1265
01:08:28,791 --> 01:08:30,708
I'm not Laila,
I'm your fan.

1266
01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:32,458
Das. - Yes, Das.

1267
01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:34,208
Now let's play with Das.

1268
01:08:34,708 --> 01:08:35,250
How can you enter?

1269
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:38,083
You know I'm an expert
in getting something.

1270
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:41,541
I give something hard
for the house keeper.

1271
01:08:42,041 --> 01:08:44,041
What is hard?

1272
01:08:44,541 --> 01:08:46,708
Money... so I can kiss your lips.

1273
01:08:47,208 --> 01:08:48,083
Oh God!

1274
01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:50,583
You know, I have one problem.

1275
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:55,291
If I don't drink something, it makes me crazy.

1276
01:08:55,791 --> 01:08:59,125
Put * ng. - Bad boy...

1277
01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:02,458
I... I... I don't mean that.

1278
01:09:02,958 --> 01:09:04,458
You know milk bottles for children.

1279
01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:07,458
Suction nipple...
and the milk will come out.

1280
01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:09,958
You can suck it.

1281
01:09:10,458 --> 01:09:12,833
This will fulfill your desires and your desires.

1282
01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:16,125
Have you ever smoked... How come?

1283
01:09:16,625 --> 01:09:17,083
Often.

1284
01:09:17,583 --> 01:09:19,416
Since I was little.

1285
01:09:19,916 --> 01:09:21,041
This is really fun.

1286
01:09:21,541 --> 01:09:23,333
Then let's do it again.

1287
01:09:23,833 --> 01:09:25,708
This will be very fun.

1288
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:28,083
I know...

1289
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:32,791
Go to your room...
and prepare your Put * ng.

1290
01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:40,875
I will be there soon...
and do it with you.

1291
01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:42,541
Okay, bye.

1292
01:09:43,041 --> 01:09:45,458
Look, Das... you see...
I'm sick today.

1293
01:09:45,958 --> 01:09:47,333
That's why I brought it for you.

1294
01:09:47,833 --> 01:09:52,208
What? - Ointment.

1295
01:09:52,708 --> 01:09:54,666
My love ointment for your wound.

1296
01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:57,125
Oh God.

1297
01:09:57,625 --> 01:10:02,791
Ouch...
let me take it from my pocket.

1298
01:10:03,291 --> 01:10:06,458
Wounds on your cool body...

1299
01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:09,166
... is like a stain on the moon.

1300
01:10:09,666 --> 01:10:10,541
Look, Das... look...

1301
01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:13,500
Someone might come...
and see us.

1302
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:14,833
Go to your room.

1303
01:10:15,333 --> 01:10:17,125
Go to your room. - OK.

1304
01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:18,583
I leave.

1305
01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:22,500
But promise me... you will come.

1306
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,750
I... I... I will come!

1307
01:10:26,250 --> 01:10:28,083
Come on...

1308
01:10:28,583 --> 01:10:31,208
And if you don't come,
I will force you to come.

1309
01:10:31,708 --> 01:10:32,333
OK. I will come.

1310
01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:34,458
Go, go...

1311
01:10:34,958 --> 01:10:37,541
Before I leave...
let me give "woah-job".

1312
01:10:38,041 --> 01:10:38,416
What?

1313
01:10:38,916 --> 01:10:39,208
Huh!

1314
01:10:39,708 --> 01:10:39,958
What?

1315
01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:40,750
Disgusting...

1316
01:10:41,250 --> 01:10:49,083
I mean... blow your wound...
is my job.

1317
01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:51,416
Look... I can do myself.

1318
01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:52,541
I can do it myself.

1319
01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:54,625
Wow! Very talented!

1320
01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:56,333
Now go... go. Fast

1321
01:10:56,833 --> 01:10:58,500
Get well soon. - Go, go, go...

1322
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,208
Go!

1323
01:11:00,708 --> 01:11:01,750
Landing on my butt.

1324
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:03,208
I will wait...

1325
01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:05,333
Room No 69!

1326
01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:06,791
Same as a witch's heart...

1327
01:11:07,291 --> 01:11:08,250
... Trapped in a parrot.

1328
01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:10,250
Similarly, Ashit's heart...

1329
01:11:10,750 --> 01:11:12,208
... on Blackie's horse.

1330
01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:15,958
And today... I will bathe him.

1331
01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:17,916
Clean it...

1332
01:11:18,416 --> 01:11:21,166
And make him so passionate...

1333
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:24,250
... The old man will tell me
sit on this horse...

1334
01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:25,583
... and make me Lily's bride.

1335
01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:26,416
Door!

1336
01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:28,416
Zipper your pants, it's open since morning.

1337
01:11:28,916 --> 01:11:30,375
Sorry... it's bloody pants...

1338
01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:33,000
Bravo!

1339
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:35,125
Standing, Desh Premium! Stand up.

1340
01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,000
You have to fulfill my dream.

1341
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:39,333
You have to fight for the country.

1342
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:41,583
Papa... why did you
destroy my body...

1343
01:11:42,083 --> 01:11:43,833
... for the sake of your dreams.

1344
01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:45,875
So you can become a human.

1345
01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:47,916
Take my gun, be a man.

1346
01:11:48,416 --> 01:11:52,666
I just want to have fun
with a male gun.

1347
01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:54,000
Door!

1348
01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:56,291
Good boy, Blackie.

1349
01:11:56,791 --> 01:11:59,208
Good boy, Blackie.

1350
01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:01,125
He has hit my face with his tail.

1351
01:12:01,625 --> 01:12:02,541
You have to be grateful he didn't kick you.

1352
01:12:03,041 --> 01:12:03,375
Come on.

1353
01:12:03,875 --> 01:12:05,791
Come on, Sunny. Hold the tail.

1354
01:12:06,291 --> 01:12:07,541
Come on. - Okay, I do.

1355
01:12:08,041 --> 01:12:09,083
I will clean the back.

1356
01:12:09,583 --> 01:12:10,958
Blackie.

1357
01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:13,625
Your zipper is still open. Yeah!

1358
01:12:14,125 --> 01:12:15,666
Open zipper. - No, no...
I don't want it.

1359
01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:17,125
For the sake of our friendship.

1360
01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:19,500
Come on... do it.

1361
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,083
Do your best.

1362
01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:23,333
Oh no... the tail is pinched.

1363
01:12:23,833 --> 01:12:24,083
What are you doing?

1364
01:12:24,583 --> 01:12:26,000
I didn't do it.
- You installed it.

1365
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:27,541
I tried to close the zipper and the tail was pinched.

1366
01:12:28,041 --> 01:12:28,666
Now help me get it out.

1367
01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:29,625
OK. - Good.

1368
01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:32,166
OK. - Good.

1369
01:12:32,666 --> 01:12:33,250
Be pull.

1370
01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:37,250
And you know. "Ouch!"

1371
01:12:42,916 --> 01:12:44,250
Someone increases me.

1372
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:48,250
I do.

1373
01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,625
Get out. Exit. - Come on, Blackie.

1374
01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:57,500
Let's go.

1375
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,250
"Son of the Forest."

1376
01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:00,500
"Horses in the forest."

1377
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:01,958
"and with a hammer..."

1378
01:13:02,458 --> 01:13:05,041
"... He hit the horse's butt."

1379
01:13:05,541 --> 01:13:06,958
My Blackie.

1380
01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:08,500
Are you not ashamed of your friends?

1381
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,750
You use Blackie...

1382
01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:14,291
... to satisfy you from hunger and lust.

1383
01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:16,083
No, sir... You're wrong.

1384
01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:17,375
Yes, sir. You are wrong.

1385
01:13:17,875 --> 01:13:20,250
We just want to take a shower and
clean your Blackie.

1386
01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:22,166
But the tail is pinched.

1387
01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:24,208
Because of zippers, sir.

1388
01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:26,375
Even though it's stuck now.

1389
01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:29,000
I will shoot you
twice with my gun.

1390
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:30,333
Get out! Get out! Get out!

1391
01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:34,333
Run! Run! Run!

1392
01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:57,250
Means...
He just pretends to be disabled.

1393
01:13:57,750 --> 01:14:00,166
Let's break his legs.

1394
01:14:00,666 --> 01:14:01,375
Don't.

1395
01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:02,916
We must return to the inn.

1396
01:14:03,416 --> 01:14:05,375
Waiting for him to return.

1397
01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:07,250
And then,
we will give him a lesson...

1398
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:08,250
... In front of the whole family.

1399
01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:08,625
Come on.

1400
01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:10,083
Good idea. Good idea. - Come on.

1401
01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:14,083
"Mastizaade."

1402
01:14:20,333 --> 01:14:23,000
Sunny! Aditya! Come here.

1403
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:27,125
Stupid...
how did you get here before us?

1404
01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:29,666
I think he ran
with both legs...

1405
01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:32,041
... Which he used before
to run...

1406
01:14:32,541 --> 01:14:34,583
... on Walking Street.

1407
01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:35,875
Bedbugs.

1408
01:14:36,375 --> 01:14:39,166
In front of everyone,
you pretend you can't stand...

1409
01:14:39,666 --> 01:14:42,750
... But the truth is,
You can walk.

1410
01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:46,000
I have been sitting here for hours,
sewing the Tri-color flag.

1411
01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:50,000
Shut up, you're a liar.

1412
01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:53,583
Take this...

1413
01:14:54,083 --> 01:14:57,583
Come on. Come on.

1414
01:15:01,875 --> 01:15:04,291
Stop crawling in
soil like insects.

1415
01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:07,125
Build...
show that you can stand up.

1416
01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:09,833
I can't stand up.

1417
01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:12,125
This leg won't be strong.

1418
01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:15,666
Show your feet, Premium. - No

1419
01:15:16,166 --> 01:15:20,375
Show your feet, Premium. - No

1420
01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:26,583
Show your feet, Premium. - No

1421
01:15:27,083 --> 01:15:28,500
Come on my express train.

1422
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,583
Show the world that
you can walk.

1423
01:15:31,083 --> 01:15:31,750
You can walk.

1424
01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:35,750
Go!

1425
01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:39,250
"Dog."

1426
01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:41,291
Desh Premiums!

1427
01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:41,875
What happened?

1428
01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:42,958
My Lord.

1429
01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:45,416
Why are you beating... Desh Premium?

1430
01:15:45,916 --> 01:15:47,083
Why did you hurt this poor person?

1431
01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:50,375
Mr. Ashit...
this bloody game is useless.

1432
01:15:50,875 --> 01:15:51,958
He only pretends to be disabled.

1433
01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:53,166
He can walk.

1434
01:15:53,666 --> 01:15:54,375
They struggle.

1435
01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:56,333
We saw it on Walking Street...

1436
01:15:56,833 --> 01:16:00,750
... Shaking your feet together
naked girls.

1437
01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:02,041
You're stupid...

1438
01:16:02,541 --> 01:16:05,750
The people you see walk on Walking Street...

1439
01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:07,166
... Not Desh Premium.

1440
01:16:07,666 --> 01:16:09,125
This is his twin brother.

1441
01:16:09,625 --> 01:16:12,958
Twins? - Yes, my twin brother.

1442
01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:14,333
Desh Drohi.

1443
01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:19,333
Today I will be your 'Explosion'
both with long barrel guns.

1444
01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:24,000
Papa... You have to shoot me first
before you shoot Sunny.

1445
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:26,583
Minggir, Das. Step aside.
Or I'll shoot you.

1446
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,666
No, daddy. - Get out of my way.

1447
01:16:29,166 --> 01:16:29,625
No, daddy... - Get out of the way.

1448
01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:30,916
It's okay, daddy.

1449
01:16:31,416 --> 01:16:33,541
Anyone can m... m...
make a mistake.

1450
01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:34,375
Yes, of course.

1451
01:16:34,875 --> 01:16:36,208
They've made a lot of mistakes today.

1452
01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:38,458
First Blackie and now Desh Premium.

1453
01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:40,250
I won't waste time.

1454
01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:42,833
Papa... please... save my love.

1455
01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:44,458
Nobody can save him now.

1456
01:16:44,958 --> 01:16:48,458
Papa...

1457
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,000
Hello. - What are you doing?

1458
01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,958
I want to tell you that...

1459
01:16:56,458 --> 01:17:00,791
... We know we don't see
Desh Premium on Walking Street.

1460
01:17:01,291 --> 01:17:02,333
That is his twin brother.

1461
01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:04,958
Then why make it to... to... noise?

1462
01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:08,583
Honey. Help Desh Premium stand. - What?

1463
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:11,083
We think it will inspire the mind...

1464
01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:13,083
... man in him.

1465
01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:16,625
And your Desh Premium can stand.

1466
01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:20,125
Aditya, you're so sweet. - I know.

1467
01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:21,958
"O baby."

1468
01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:26,333
Let's take a dip in the pool.

1469
01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:28,875
"Passionate my heart."

1470
01:17:29,375 --> 01:17:32,166
"How long will I stay
in loneliness and longing?"

1471
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:35,166
"Let me take a shower of love today..."

1472
01:17:35,666 --> 01:17:38,875
"... and wet you."

1473
01:17:39,375 --> 01:17:40,666
Don't worry, Blackie.

1474
01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:43,375
Tonight I will be on guard...

1475
01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:47,333
... And no one will
hit you tonight.

1476
01:17:47,833 --> 01:17:48,958
If anyone stares at your ass...

1477
01:17:49,458 --> 01:17:50,291
... I will blow him up with this bomb.

1478
01:17:50,791 --> 01:17:51,125
Door.

1479
01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:52,916
I can do anything
for your happiness.

1480
01:17:53,416 --> 01:17:55,041
And that is why I have another idea.

1481
01:17:55,541 --> 01:17:56,000
What idea?

1482
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:59,375
Making Desh Premiums on fire!

1483
01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:00,791
That means.

1484
01:18:01,291 --> 01:18:03,208
Make him jealous.

1485
01:18:03,708 --> 01:18:05,458
Ohh... How?

1486
01:18:05,958 --> 01:18:08,958
Pretend to love
someone who is male and mighty.

1487
01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:10,958
First, reduce the size of your clothes...

1488
01:18:11,458 --> 01:18:16,333
... Like your sister...
and tempt others.

1489
01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:18,583
Smaller than this?

1490
01:18:19,083 --> 01:18:21,416
When does he see you with someone else?

1491
01:18:21,916 --> 01:18:22,000
Yes...

1492
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:28,333
Your Desh Premium will automatically...
stand up.

1493
01:18:28,833 --> 01:18:33,083
But... manly... handsome... mighty...

1494
01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:34,500
... Where can I find him?

1495
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:38,500
Look around here, you will find it.

1496
01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:43,916
There is no one here.

1497
01:18:44,416 --> 01:18:44,916
Look again.

1498
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:49,375
It's somewhere here or there.

1499
01:18:49,875 --> 01:18:51,625
No one is here or there?

1500
01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:55,625
Then look in front of you.

1501
01:18:57,541 --> 01:18:59,166
There is only you.

1502
01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:01,416
Then why don't you
do it with me.

1503
01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:03,458
It's not like that.

1504
01:19:03,958 --> 01:19:05,375
I mean... I mean...

1505
01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:06,583
How else, do you want me to say that?

1506
01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:12,166
Aditya... are you really...

1507
01:19:12,666 --> 01:19:16,458
... ber... pretend to love me?

1508
01:19:16,958 --> 01:19:18,500
Lily. - Yes.

1509
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:23,458
I will be very realistic
when acting...

1510
01:19:23,958 --> 01:19:27,458
... You will forget that I
just pretend.

1511
01:19:30,583 --> 01:19:31,333
Ma... let's start.

1512
01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:32,041
What?

1513
01:19:32,541 --> 01:19:36,041
Acting.

1514
01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:02,083
"All night everyone looks at you."

1515
01:20:13,791 --> 01:20:17,083
"All night everyone looks at you."

1516
01:20:17,583 --> 01:20:21,000
"They whistle and wink at you."

1517
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:22,833
"They asked me to come."

1518
01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:24,750
"They called me to come to their house."

1519
01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:26,750
"Someone said let's do it here."

1520
01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:28,583
"Everyone is crazy about you."

1521
01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:32,500
"Now my choice... I'll hand it over to who."

1522
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,958
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1523
01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:37,833
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1524
01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:39,791
"... or I have to show you everything."

1525
01:20:40,291 --> 01:20:41,750
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1526
01:20:42,250 --> 01:20:43,583
"... or I have to show you everything."

1527
01:20:44,083 --> 01:20:45,416
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1528
01:20:45,916 --> 01:20:49,416
"... or I have to show you everything."

1529
01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:04,125
"Tonight is full of colors..."

1530
01:21:04,625 --> 01:21:05,958
"... So why are you pensive."

1531
01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:13,291
"Candle of love... Burning high."

1532
01:21:13,791 --> 01:21:15,583
"It's a bit hard."

1533
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:17,583
"And also rather soft."

1534
01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:21,875
"A cold night... makes me burn."

1535
01:21:22,375 --> 01:21:25,541
"Let me bathe you in the moonlight."

1536
01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:29,291
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1537
01:21:29,791 --> 01:21:31,208
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1538
01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:33,041
"... or I have to show you everything."

1539
01:21:33,541 --> 01:21:35,125
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1540
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:36,916
"... or I have to show you everything."

1541
01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:38,791
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1542
01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:42,791
"... or I have to show you everything."

1543
01:22:03,708 --> 01:22:07,125
"All night everyone looks at you."

1544
01:22:07,625 --> 01:22:10,875
"They whistle and wink at you."

1545
01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:12,875
"They asked me to come."

1546
01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:14,791
"They called me to come to their house."

1547
01:22:15,291 --> 01:22:16,750
"Someone said let's do it here."

1548
01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:18,458
"Everyone is crazy about you."

1549
01:22:18,958 --> 01:22:22,250
"Now my choice... I'll hand it over to who."

1550
01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:25,916
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1551
01:22:26,416 --> 01:22:27,791
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1552
01:22:28,291 --> 01:22:29,750
"... or I have to show you everything."

1553
01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:31,625
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1554
01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:33,625
"... or I have to show you everything."

1555
01:22:34,125 --> 01:22:35,458
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1556
01:22:35,958 --> 01:22:37,375
"... or I have to show you everything."

1557
01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:39,250
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1558
01:22:39,750 --> 01:22:44,625
"... or I have to show you everything."

1559
01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:46,416
The last night feels like...

1560
01:22:46,916 --> 01:22:51,375
... Lily burned my inside.

1561
01:22:51,875 --> 01:22:54,208
But with me the fire will burn on both sides.

1562
01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,500
Basanti wants me...

1563
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,375
... so does Gabbar Sambha.

1564
01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:01,291
Stop laughing.

1565
01:23:01,791 --> 01:23:05,041
Das has given me a frightening nightmare.

1566
01:23:05,541 --> 01:23:10,750
Like... flies trapped in a spider web.

1567
01:23:11,250 --> 01:23:15,000
No! No! No!

1568
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,208
Das. No

1569
01:23:17,708 --> 01:23:19,041
No

1570
01:23:19,541 --> 01:23:23,791
Now you're stuck.

1571
01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:26,875
This aroma.

1572
01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:28,166
Now listen to my problem.

1573
01:23:28,666 --> 01:23:29,416
Every time Lily is close to me...

1574
01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:31,000
... His father is angry.

1575
01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:34,416
Now I have to convince his father,
and his daughter.

1576
01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:35,416
Impossible.

1577
01:23:35,916 --> 01:23:36,833
How do I do it?

1578
01:23:37,333 --> 01:23:39,333
We have to think about something.

1579
01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:41,083
Anyway, go take a shower.

1580
01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:45,083
I will get a towel. - Come on, hurry up.

1581
01:23:49,291 --> 01:23:51,541
Be careful sir. Kele.

1582
01:23:52,041 --> 01:23:55,541
Because your story will come with Laila Lele.

1583
01:24:00,291 --> 01:24:01,041
You don't take a bath.

1584
01:24:01,541 --> 01:24:03,000
No, I'm lazy...

1585
01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:04,875
Tell me how to
convince his parents?

1586
01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:06,375
Give him a gift.

1587
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:09,375
Like expensive perfume. Or body lotion.

1588
01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:11,833
As I use... it's true.

1589
01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,500
Yup... I'm the best.

1590
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,583
No, no, look at me. I'm the best.

1591
01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:20,041
Why are you better than me?

1592
01:24:20,541 --> 01:24:22,666
Look... mine is bigger!

1593
01:24:23,166 --> 01:24:26,250
They will shoot you with a shotgun, sir.

1594
01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:27,458
No! No! No! - Yes, Sir.

1595
01:24:27,958 --> 01:24:29,000
You don't realize it.

1596
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:31,333
When we give the old man...

1597
01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:33,041
... He will feel happy.

1598
01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:34,916
Don't know shame. To me.

1599
01:24:35,416 --> 01:24:37,333
And when he sprays it out...

1600
01:24:37,833 --> 01:24:38,541
... and creeping all over his body...

1601
01:24:39,041 --> 01:24:40,833
Don't know shame... I will practice on my body.

1602
01:24:41,333 --> 01:24:42,500
He will feel really fresh.

1603
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:43,375
Oh...

1604
01:24:43,875 --> 01:24:46,041
And that's why I'm better.

1605
01:24:46,541 --> 01:24:48,000
Disgusting. You're disgusting.

1606
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:48,541
Disgusting.

1607
01:24:49,041 --> 01:24:49,375
Okay, alright.

1608
01:24:49,875 --> 01:24:53,125
Tonight we will get the old man. - Yes.

1609
01:24:53,625 --> 01:24:56,541
Tonight!

1610
01:24:57,041 --> 01:25:00,208
They don't want your child...

1611
01:25:00,708 --> 01:25:01,375
... They want you.

1612
01:25:01,875 --> 01:25:02,833
Oh God!

1613
01:25:03,333 --> 01:25:04,791
Disgusting humans. Let's go.

1614
01:25:05,291 --> 01:25:08,291
Boy.

1615
01:25:08,791 --> 01:25:09,916
Oh

1616
01:25:10,416 --> 01:25:13,916
My dear!

1617
01:25:26,291 --> 01:25:28,041
Hi. - Hi.

1618
01:25:28,541 --> 01:25:29,833
I'm Adam.

1619
01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:33,333
The weather is so awesome, right.

1620
01:25:33,833 --> 01:25:35,625
Meet my friend Steve.

1621
01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:37,500
Hi.

1622
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,250
Look, I want you to meet my friend Jeev.

1623
01:25:40,750 --> 01:25:42,333
Hi.

1624
01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:44,541
I want you to meet my friend Rajeev.

1625
01:25:45,041 --> 01:25:47,291
Hi, hi, Cinta. Hi.

1626
01:25:47,791 --> 01:25:49,875
And I'm Sanjeev.

1627
01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:53,875
No!

1628
01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:01,500
Now there is only one way left.

1629
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:03,666
How to get my Sunny...

1630
01:26:04,166 --> 01:26:07,666
... I have to do what I never did before.

1631
01:26:19,375 --> 01:26:22,875
Oh God!

1632
01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:33,041
"O my beloved sweetheart .."

1633
01:26:33,541 --> 01:26:35,458
"O my beloved sweetheart .."

1634
01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:37,750
"It's time for you..."

1635
01:26:38,250 --> 01:26:40,083
"Only for you."

1636
01:26:40,583 --> 01:26:42,458
"I've changed myself just for you."

1637
01:26:42,958 --> 01:26:44,625
"Now listen to my heartbeat."

1638
01:26:45,125 --> 01:26:51,041
"Every corner... the corner of my heart."

1639
01:26:51,541 --> 01:26:53,500
"Laila is only Sunny's."

1640
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,833
"Laila is only Sunny's."

1641
01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:58,083
"Laila is only Sunny's."

1642
01:26:58,583 --> 01:27:00,416
"Laila is only Sunny's."

1643
01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:02,666
"Laila is only Sunny's."

1644
01:27:03,166 --> 01:27:06,666
"Laila is only Sunny's."

1645
01:27:10,916 --> 01:27:14,500
Is that me? - Yes.

1646
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:18,208
He sways too. His head.

1647
01:27:18,708 --> 01:27:25,708
Look... there is something I want to say to you...

1648
01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:34,791
... from the bottom of my heart, with faith and holiness.

1649
01:27:35,291 --> 01:27:35,833
I love you.

1650
01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:39,833
I love you too.

1651
01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:46,208
Release, honey.

1652
01:27:46,708 --> 01:27:48,375
What nonsense.

1653
01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:53,916
My heart is broken but not with my head.

1654
01:27:54,416 --> 01:27:57,125
Yups... Mummy

1655
01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:03,208
Lily... as well as me... from my body...

1656
01:28:03,708 --> 01:28:04,083
Sorry ..

1657
01:28:04,583 --> 01:28:07,791
I mean from the deepest heart...

1658
01:28:08,291 --> 01:28:10,583
... and every side of this criticism...

1659
01:28:11,083 --> 01:28:15,708
With Shraddha, Deepika, Katrina...
I mean they are all...

1660
01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:19,708
Yes!

1661
01:28:21,333 --> 01:28:23,166
I...

1662
01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:25,875
I...

1663
01:28:26,375 --> 01:28:28,000
Lily Sayang.

1664
01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:31,416
Lily dear... good news. good news.

1665
01:28:31,916 --> 01:28:32,958
Desh Premium, giving them good news.

1666
01:28:33,458 --> 01:28:35,166
I just received my doctor's report.

1667
01:28:35,666 --> 01:28:38,250
Remember... You bend down, point...

1668
01:28:38,750 --> 01:28:41,083
... And punch in a special place.

1669
01:28:41,583 --> 01:28:43,125
Yes...

1670
01:28:43,625 --> 01:28:45,833
That is a blow, which makes my blood vessels flow again.

1671
01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:47,416
Huh?

1672
01:28:47,916 --> 01:28:50,041
Now this blood is circulating in the right place.

1673
01:28:50,541 --> 01:28:53,625
No, no... I'm still disabled. - Good.

1674
01:28:54,125 --> 01:28:55,416
But... below the knee.

1675
01:28:55,916 --> 01:28:57,041
All the top of the knee...

1676
01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:59,416
... Works perfectly.

1677
01:28:59,916 --> 01:29:00,541
No!

1678
01:29:01,041 --> 01:29:02,083
Yes

1679
01:29:02,583 --> 01:29:05,250
This means... tomorrow on my wedding night...

1680
01:29:05,750 --> 01:29:09,375
... I can easily fulfill my responsibilities as a husband.

1681
01:29:09,875 --> 01:29:10,333
Thank you.

1682
01:29:10,833 --> 01:29:11,333
Door.

1683
01:29:11,833 --> 01:29:12,791
Lily, will we? - Yes.

1684
01:29:13,291 --> 01:29:13,500
Come on, come on, come on.

1685
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:14,583
Come on. Lily.

1686
01:29:15,083 --> 01:29:18,791
Lily, I will definitely drink almond milk on our wedding night.

1687
01:29:19,291 --> 01:29:20,833
I'll do it.

1688
01:29:21,333 --> 01:29:23,083
How do blows smooth blood vessels?

1689
01:29:23,583 --> 01:29:25,916
I... I know Lily loves me.

1690
01:29:26,416 --> 01:29:30,291
But why... He married Desh Premium?

1691
01:29:30,791 --> 01:29:36,083
Because... he doesn't want to be unfair with Desh Premium...

1692
01:29:36,583 --> 01:29:40,458
... Like our mother's libido that is done on father.

1693
01:29:40,958 --> 01:29:43,791
What is that?

1694
01:29:44,291 --> 01:29:45,666
Sex addiction, Honey.

1695
01:29:46,166 --> 01:29:47,375
When you speak Hindi, baby...

1696
01:29:47,875 --> 01:29:48,333
"O Baby."

1697
01:29:48,833 --> 01:29:50,333
... You look like a doll.

1698
01:29:50,833 --> 01:29:52,333
Baby Doll.

1699
01:29:52,833 --> 01:29:58,083
Meaning... Small Doll.

1700
01:29:58,583 --> 01:30:01,000
Stop your love game... and help me out...

1701
01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:05,000
... Or continue to eat the banana?

1702
01:30:07,375 --> 01:30:08,125
Idea.

1703
01:30:08,625 --> 01:30:11,958
There are only people who can help us.

1704
01:30:12,458 --> 01:30:15,625
Remember our super cool friend...

1705
01:30:16,125 --> 01:30:19,625
... with people who make us get a lot of fun.

1706
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:24,416
Aur-Gasm Hermitage.

1707
01:30:24,916 --> 01:30:26,250
Isn't this supposed to be a Deep Night Club?

1708
01:30:26,750 --> 01:30:27,875
One Night Stand.

1709
01:30:28,375 --> 01:30:28,916
Where did this hermitage come from?

1710
01:30:29,416 --> 01:30:29,833
How do I know?

1711
01:30:30,333 --> 01:30:32,750
Baba of all Baba.

1712
01:30:33,250 --> 01:30:41,541
Baba Gasm will arrive soon.

1713
01:30:42,041 --> 01:30:43,833
Greetings Baba Gasm!

1714
01:30:44,333 --> 01:30:46,666
Greetings Baba Gasm!
- "Mastizaade."

1715
01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:48,333
Greetings Baba Gasm!

1716
01:30:48,833 --> 01:30:51,791
"Mastizaade." - Greetings Baba Gasm!

1717
01:30:52,291 --> 01:30:55,791
"Mastizaade."

1718
01:31:11,208 --> 01:31:14,458
"When it comes to having fun..."

1719
01:31:14,958 --> 01:31:18,541
"When it comes to having fun..."

1720
01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:22,041
"... We are part of the bed."

1721
01:31:22,541 --> 01:31:23,916
Deep... what's wrong with you?

1722
01:31:24,416 --> 01:31:25,916
You are a genuine Mastizaada.

1723
01:31:26,416 --> 01:31:27,375
When did you become Baba Gasm?

1724
01:31:27,875 --> 01:31:30,333
Without touching their bodies, I use my mental strength...

1725
01:31:30,833 --> 01:31:33,666
... To give orgasm to women.

1726
01:31:34,166 --> 01:31:35,583
Wait. Mind-gasm?

1727
01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:36,791
Yes

1728
01:31:37,291 --> 01:31:39,250
What is Mind-gasm?

1729
01:31:39,750 --> 01:31:41,333
Guruji, mind...

1730
01:31:41,833 --> 01:31:46,000
... The followers are 'Beep'.

1731
01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:47,708
Mind-beep.

1732
01:31:48,208 --> 01:31:51,708
Stupid child... here, let me show you.

1733
01:32:14,250 --> 01:32:16,125
Mind-gasm.

1734
01:32:16,625 --> 01:32:18,750
So... what happened to you?

1735
01:32:19,250 --> 01:32:20,833
The mistake of Lily's mother is Seema's fault too.

1736
01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:23,333
If he doesn't cheat his father Ashit...

1737
01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:26,708
... Then he won't marry Desh Premium.

1738
01:32:27,208 --> 01:32:30,541
Ashit?

1739
01:32:31,041 --> 01:32:32,291
"Yummy Mummy."

1740
01:32:32,791 --> 01:32:34,125
"Yummy Mummy."

1741
01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:36,708
"Yummy Yummy Mummy."

1742
01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:37,708
What are you doing here?

1743
01:32:38,208 --> 01:32:39,541
You...

1744
01:32:40,041 --> 01:32:43,583
I... seek refuge in the Baba company.

1745
01:32:44,083 --> 01:32:47,958
For years he has been thinking of 'meeping'.

1746
01:32:48,458 --> 01:32:49,750
Seema... Seema...

1747
01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:54,250
Now it's time you go to see your daughter.

1748
01:32:54,750 --> 01:32:55,958
I hope I can help you again.

1749
01:32:56,458 --> 01:32:58,791
But unfortunately... my special appearance ends here.

1750
01:32:59,291 --> 01:33:00,708
So why aren't you guys... - Beep-off.

1751
01:33:01,208 --> 01:33:01,708
Right.

1752
01:33:02,208 --> 01:33:02,500
And yes...

1753
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:03,166
And after you see a change...

1754
01:33:03,666 --> 01:33:04,041
... Don't forget to shout...

1755
01:33:04,541 --> 01:33:08,000
Stop... This marriage won't happen.

1756
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:10,208
This marriage will not occur.

1757
01:33:10,708 --> 01:33:11,375
"Will not happen."

1758
01:33:11,875 --> 01:33:12,083
Seema!

1759
01:33:12,583 --> 01:33:13,125
Mother.

1760
01:33:13,625 --> 01:33:13,958
Mother.

1761
01:33:14,458 --> 01:33:15,333
Mother-in-law here.

1762
01:33:15,833 --> 01:33:17,708
Mother!

1763
01:33:18,208 --> 01:33:21,208
"Mastizaade."

1764
01:33:21,708 --> 01:33:25,750
"Mastizaade."

1765
01:33:26,250 --> 01:33:26,916
What are you doing here?

1766
01:33:27,416 --> 01:33:30,708
All this is thanks to Sunny and Aditya who have found me.

1767
01:33:31,208 --> 01:33:33,500
I should have shot you on the first day.

1768
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:34,375
Dooor.

1769
01:33:34,875 --> 01:33:37,500
The task of a husband is to please his wife.

1770
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:38,333
Huh!

1771
01:33:38,833 --> 01:33:43,666
And you... never gave me 'beep'.

1772
01:33:44,166 --> 01:33:47,500
And that is why... everyone here...

1773
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:50,375
... Have seen the ceiling of my bedroom.

1774
01:33:50,875 --> 01:33:52,916
Say... Who is my love?

1775
01:33:53,416 --> 01:33:55,375
Say it.

1776
01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:57,583
Bloody Husband.

1777
01:33:58,083 --> 01:33:59,250
"Yummy Mummy."

1778
01:33:59,750 --> 01:34:01,250
"Yummy Mummy."

1779
01:34:01,750 --> 01:34:06,791
"Yummy Yummy Mummy."

1780
01:34:07,291 --> 01:34:08,541
Do you want your lover...

1781
01:34:09,041 --> 01:34:13,375
... To raise their hands at your daughter's wedding?

1782
01:34:13,875 --> 01:34:13,958
No!

1783
01:34:14,458 --> 01:34:17,958
Run, honey. run.

1784
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:21,500
No!

1785
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:25,500
Laila.

1786
01:34:38,041 --> 01:34:41,541
You're a dog!

1787
01:34:45,125 --> 01:34:46,333
Fast. Fast

1788
01:34:46,833 --> 01:34:48,541
Stop.

1789
01:34:49,041 --> 01:34:50,375
You're a dog.

1790
01:34:50,875 --> 01:34:53,875
Bang * at.

1791
01:34:54,375 --> 01:34:55,458
Fast.

1792
01:34:55,958 --> 01:34:59,458
Please stop.

1793
01:35:04,583 --> 01:35:05,541
Sunny, I love you.

1794
01:35:06,041 --> 01:35:06,708
Silence, Das.

1795
01:35:07,208 --> 01:35:08,291
Stop!

1796
01:35:08,791 --> 01:35:12,291
Stop!

1797
01:35:16,625 --> 01:35:20,125
Stop!

1798
01:35:25,416 --> 01:35:28,916
K... k... please... pe... pe... go!

1799
01:35:37,875 --> 01:35:40,125
Why are you running slowly?

1800
01:35:40,625 --> 01:35:44,125
Move aside... or Off.

1801
01:35:46,791 --> 01:35:49,041
Come on, hurry up. - Faster. Faster.

1802
01:35:49,541 --> 01:35:52,125
Come on... move.

1803
01:35:52,625 --> 01:35:52,916
Selfie.

1804
01:35:53,416 --> 01:35:53,916
Selfie.

1805
01:35:54,416 --> 01:35:55,291
Selfie.

1806
01:35:55,791 --> 01:35:56,916
Selfie at this age.

1807
01:35:57,416 --> 01:35:59,458
Why don't you two come out here?

1808
01:35:59,958 --> 01:36:00,625
Mother, selfie.

1809
01:36:01,125 --> 01:36:02,041
Smile, mother.

1810
01:36:02,541 --> 01:36:02,958
What happened here?

1811
01:36:03,458 --> 01:36:04,208
Someone took him away.

1812
01:36:04,708 --> 01:36:06,125
Why don't you hold it and go down?

1813
01:36:06,625 --> 01:36:07,375
What are you saying?

1814
01:36:07,875 --> 01:36:10,541
I mean... go down and catch them.

1815
01:36:11,041 --> 01:36:11,291
Oh yeah...

1816
01:36:11,791 --> 01:36:13,333
Oh yeah, I didn't think about that.

1817
01:36:13,833 --> 01:36:17,333
Why are you...

1818
01:36:21,708 --> 01:36:25,208
Stop. Stop.

1819
01:36:27,708 --> 01:36:29,083
Stop. Stop.

1820
01:36:29,583 --> 01:36:34,083
Bang * at... for my dirty Laila.

1821
01:36:34,583 --> 01:36:38,250
Desh Premium... Aditya I'm right... b... b... - Beo.

1822
01:36:38,750 --> 01:36:42,208
P... p... - Paresh Rawal.

1823
01:36:42,708 --> 01:36:45,750
Not... my true love.

1824
01:36:46,250 --> 01:36:46,958
Papa. Papa.

1825
01:36:47,458 --> 01:36:50,041
Aditya. - No!

1826
01:36:50,541 --> 01:36:50,666
Leave me.

1827
01:36:51,166 --> 01:36:52,458
For God's sake quickly leave me.

1828
01:36:52,958 --> 01:36:56,083
Leave me... or I will kill all of you.

1829
01:36:56,583 --> 01:36:59,333
If you kill me, you will be a widower.

1830
01:36:59,833 --> 01:36:59,666
Yes

1831
01:37:00,166 --> 01:37:00,666
And everyone will say.

1832
01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:02,833
Look at there bastards.

1833
01:37:03,333 --> 01:37:04,458
Bastard. bastard

1834
01:37:04,958 --> 01:37:07,916
Bastard

1835
01:37:08,416 --> 01:37:09,541
My gun. My gun.

1836
01:37:10,041 --> 01:37:11,750
Papa's rifle is very important to him.

1837
01:37:12,250 --> 01:37:16,250
Let's go. Let's go.

1838
01:37:16,750 --> 01:37:17,083
Hey.

1839
01:37:17,583 --> 01:37:21,083
Aditya! - Drop it.

1840
01:37:27,250 --> 01:37:31,166
I'm stuck.

1841
01:37:31,666 --> 01:37:32,625
I'm stuck.

1842
01:37:33,125 --> 01:37:34,541
Choo! Choo! Choo!

1843
01:37:35,041 --> 01:37:35,833
Choo!

1844
01:37:36,333 --> 01:37:38,500
Ch... Ch... Choo!

1845
01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,250
Chooha... mouse glue.

1846
01:37:41,750 --> 01:37:43,708
Sticky gum.

1847
01:37:44,208 --> 01:37:45,875
Now he's stuck. - Shut up.

1848
01:37:46,375 --> 01:37:48,250
My gun

1849
01:37:48,750 --> 01:37:49,708
No... - Leave me.

1850
01:37:50,208 --> 01:37:54,041
Lily.

1851
01:37:54,541 --> 01:37:56,875
Leave me.

1852
01:37:57,375 --> 01:38:00,875
My gun

1853
01:38:23,333 --> 01:38:24,375
My mustache is dislodged.

1854
01:38:24,875 --> 01:38:29,250
Ouch!

1855
01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:31,500
My mustache.

1856
01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:35,250
You destroy my mustache, you dog.

1857
01:38:35,750 --> 01:38:39,250
Lily.

1858
01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:43,625
Oh... not seen here.

1859
01:38:44,125 --> 01:38:47,625
No.

1860
01:38:56,708 --> 01:39:00,666
"Death to us."

1861
01:39:01,166 --> 01:39:04,208
Now we die. Danger.

1862
01:39:04,708 --> 01:39:06,458
It's like... feels sticky...

1863
01:39:06,958 --> 01:39:08,541
... will be cut and cut.

1864
01:39:09,041 --> 01:39:12,541
After being trapped... it will be truncated.

1865
01:39:13,041 --> 01:39:15,041
Or after the girl meets the girl,
then the girl meets a man.

1866
01:39:15,541 --> 01:39:15,708
Shut up!

1867
01:39:16,208 --> 01:39:18,625
You can't derius at a time like this.

1868
01:39:19,125 --> 01:39:20,458
Look... think of an idea.

1869
01:39:20,958 --> 01:39:22,750
We will be cut into carrots like dice.

1870
01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:24,958
Mother-in-law, think of an idea.

1871
01:39:25,458 --> 01:39:27,166
Son, how can I think of an idea?

1872
01:39:27,666 --> 01:39:29,750
The only one who thinks is just taking off my clothes.

1873
01:39:30,250 --> 01:39:31,083
Oh yeah... that's it.

1874
01:39:31,583 --> 01:39:33,500
Take off your clothes.

1875
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:35,541
If we take off our clothes...

1876
01:39:36,041 --> 01:39:37,750
... We can make lasso...

1877
01:39:38,250 --> 01:39:40,000
... and stop the machine.

1878
01:39:40,500 --> 01:39:40,916
Yes...

1879
01:39:41,416 --> 01:39:42,125
Bang * at...

1880
01:39:42,625 --> 01:39:43,958
Even when we are dying...

1881
01:39:44,458 --> 01:39:46,000
... You want my family to strip their clothes.

1882
01:39:46,500 --> 01:39:47,958
Sir, look at this problem...

1883
01:39:48,458 --> 01:39:51,541
... We must act, please.

1884
01:39:52,041 --> 01:39:53,541
Honey, how can I take off my blouse?

1885
01:39:54,041 --> 01:39:55,375
What's the use of this blouse...

1886
01:39:55,875 --> 01:39:59,375
... Who can't save his partner?

1887
01:40:06,125 --> 01:40:10,291
Give. give it.

1888
01:40:10,791 --> 01:40:13,083
Fast...

1889
01:40:13,583 --> 01:40:16,875
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1890
01:40:17,375 --> 01:40:19,000
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1891
01:40:19,500 --> 01:40:20,708
"... or I have to show you everything."

1892
01:40:21,208 --> 01:40:22,541
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1893
01:40:23,041 --> 01:40:24,458
"... or I have to show you everything."
- Fast... fast...

1894
01:40:24,958 --> 01:40:26,375
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1895
01:40:26,875 --> 01:40:30,500
"... or I have to show you everything."

1896
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:34,500
Fast... fast...

1897
01:40:59,458 --> 01:41:01,625
Finally.

1898
01:41:02,125 --> 01:41:04,291
Leave him.

1899
01:41:04,791 --> 01:41:08,875
Sir... if you still think...

1900
01:41:09,375 --> 01:41:11,125
... We are not worthy of them, we will go.

1901
01:41:11,625 --> 01:41:13,208
With bare hands.

1902
01:41:13,708 --> 01:41:14,750
But before we go...

1903
01:41:15,250 --> 01:41:19,250
... How will you get your whiskers back,
Desh Premium?

1904
01:41:19,750 --> 01:41:23,250
Ohhh...

1905
01:41:28,083 --> 01:41:29,958
Let me go, Premium.

1906
01:41:30,458 --> 01:41:34,791
I can't hi... hi... live without Aditya.

1907
01:41:35,291 --> 01:41:36,500
Let me go, Papa.

1908
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:40,500
I can't live without Sunny.

1909
01:41:45,083 --> 01:41:49,083
Go Lilly... go.

1910
01:41:49,583 --> 01:41:56,000
No one can love you more than this child.

1911
01:41:56,500 --> 01:41:58,125
Go.

1912
01:41:58,625 --> 01:42:02,583
Go Lilly... go.

1913
01:42:03,083 --> 01:42:04,833
Take him away. Dooor.

1914
01:42:05,333 --> 01:42:06,500
What are you saying? - Yes.

1915
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:08,958
In this life, he is yours.

1916
01:42:09,458 --> 01:42:13,583
But later Sunny is only mine.

1917
01:42:14,083 --> 01:42:15,958
What is a disgusting child?

1918
01:42:16,458 --> 01:42:19,541
He is all of you. - door.

1919
01:42:20,041 --> 01:42:20,375
Door.

1920
01:42:20,875 --> 01:42:24,375
This suction... Pu... Pu... Pu ** ng.

1921
01:42:29,125 --> 01:42:32,625
Years later I see you.

1922
01:42:36,958 --> 01:42:41,666
If the coin moves... You graduate.

1923
01:42:42,166 --> 01:42:45,541
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1924
01:42:46,041 --> 01:42:47,541
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1925
01:42:48,041 --> 01:42:49,166
"... or I have to show you everything."

1926
01:42:49,666 --> 01:42:51,083
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1927
01:42:51,583 --> 01:42:53,250
"... or I have to show you everything."

1928
01:42:53,750 --> 01:42:54,750
"Honey, do you want to see a little..."

1929
01:42:55,250 --> 01:42:58,750
"... or I have to show you everything."

1930
01:43:05,291 --> 01:43:08,791
Now I've... stood up.

1931
01:43:08,815 --> 01:43:13,515


1932
01:43:13,541 --> 01:43:16,958
"Come on everything."

1933
01:43:17,458 --> 01:43:20,958
"Scene 27, take 1... best luck."

1934
01:43:24,625 --> 01:43:25,958
"Heart is a bastard."

1935
01:43:26,458 --> 01:43:29,875
"Want you to come see me in a closed room."

1936
01:43:30,375 --> 01:43:33,625
"Meets my wish."

1937
01:43:34,125 --> 01:43:36,958
"Heart is a bastard."

1938
01:43:37,458 --> 01:43:40,541
"Want you to come see me in a closed room."

1939
01:43:41,041 --> 01:43:43,750
"Meets my wish."

1940
01:43:44,250 --> 01:43:45,625
"This lawman is here."

1941
01:43:46,125 --> 01:43:47,541
"Where do you think you will be?"

1942
01:43:48,041 --> 01:43:50,625
"How to satisfy you only I know."

1943
01:43:51,125 --> 01:43:52,333
"In the morning we forget..."

1944
01:43:52,833 --> 01:43:54,083
"... What we give and receive at night."

1945
01:43:54,583 --> 01:43:55,541
"Giving and receiving."

1946
01:43:56,041 --> 01:43:57,166
"Giving and receiving."

1947
01:43:57,666 --> 01:43:58,875
Small Balls ..

1948
01:43:59,375 --> 01:44:00,625
Oh no...

1949
01:44:01,125 --> 01:44:01,541
We start.

1950
01:44:02,041 --> 01:44:03,416
Oh no...

1951
01:44:03,916 --> 01:44:06,916
"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"  "Come on my dear."

1952
01:44:07,416 --> 01:44:08,750
"Ooh aah Ooh aah..."

1953
01:44:09,250 --> 01:44:10,625
"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"  Sorry, sorry, sorry... Belt "

1954
01:44:11,125 --> 01:44:12,500
" Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch.! .. "

1955
01:44:13,000 --> 01:44:14,083
" Great Party "

1956
01:44:14,583 --> 01:44:18,083
" This season is hot "

1957
01:44:23,958 --> 01:44:27,458
" On this summer, cool your body. "

1958
01:44:32,166 --> 01:44:33,541
" Don't let it rust, so it's lying here. "

1959
01:44:34,041 --> 01:44:38,750
" Use your heart. "

1960
01:44:39,250 --> 01:44:42,250
" Drop the curtain. "

1961
01:44:42,750 --> 01:44:45,166
" Show them what they haven't yet have seen before. "

1962
01:44:45,666 --> 01:44:47,625


1963
01:44:48,125 --> 01:44:51,166


1964
01:44:51,666 --> 01:44:54,250
"Wake up all who sleep."

1965
01:44:54,750 --> 01:44:56,166
"In the morning we forget..."

1966
01:44:56,666 --> 01:44:57,625
"... What we give and receive at night."

1967
01:44:58,125 --> 01:44:58,916
"Giving and receiving."

1968
01:44:59,416 --> 01:45:02,666
When the heart and soul become one...

1969
01:45:03,166 --> 01:45:07,000
One more... put it in my mouth.

1970
01:45:07,500 --> 01:45:10,541
"Come on my dear."

1971
01:45:11,041 --> 01:45:13,958
"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"  Sorry, I forgot.

1972
01:45:14,458 --> 01:45:16,416
Banana...

1973
01:45:16,916 --> 01:45:17,583
Sorry ..

1974
01:45:18,083 --> 01:45:18,333
Help me. Help me. Fast

1975
01:45:18,833 --> 01:45:20,583
Help me. Help me.

1976
01:45:21,083 --> 01:45:22,833
"And fulfill my wish."

1977
01:45:23,333 --> 01:45:26,208
"This lawman is here."

1978
01:45:26,708 --> 01:45:27,750
"Where do you think you will be?"

1979
01:45:28,250 --> 01:45:29,458
Never listen to an old woman.

1980
01:45:29,958 --> 01:45:31,208
Fast...

1981
01:45:31,708 --> 01:45:33,208


1982
01:45:33,708 --> 01:45:34,375
"In the morning we forget..."

1983
01:45:34,875 --> 01:45:35,875
"... What we give and receive at night."

1984
01:45:36,375 --> 01:45:38,541
You lose... CUT.

1985
01:45:39,041 --> 01:45:42,541
Poke diet.

1986
01:45:46,250 --> 01:45:49,083
"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"  "Come on my dear." - You don't need to think about the wheelchair...

1987
01:45:49,583 --> 01:45:51,333
Sorry... sorry...

1988
01:45:51,833 --> 01:45:53,041
"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"  "Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"  Don't worry... I won't complain at all.

1989
01:45:53,541 --> 01:45:56,375
"Come on my dear."

1990
01:45:56,875 --> 01:45:59,791
"Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"  "Ooh aah Ooh aah... - Ouch!"  CUT!
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1991
01:46:00,291 --> 01:46:03,500


1992
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:06,958


1993
01:46:07,458 --> 01:46:10,541


1994
01:46:11,041 --> 01:46:14,458


1995
01:46:14,958 --> 01:46:15,666