0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Visit www.Markasjudi.com Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agencies 1 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,647 All right. 2 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:23,617 I can't accept it. 3 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,355 I don't know what what he will do next. 4 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:31,658 People who choose it, 5 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,360 they don't know what will do next. 6 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:41,368 But they have a tone that different. I like, "I don't know what he will do next." 7 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,571 But I think they are like, "I don't know what will he do it next, man! 8 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,441 This is crazy! " 9 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:51,578 " Then why did you choose him? " " Hey, shut your mouth. " 10 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,349 Yes . Yes, that's what he did, so, that makes sense. 11 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,288 I mean, I'm afraid of my phone. 12 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,557 I'm afraid of my phone. 13 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:05,892 > 14 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:10,263 I'm afraid to refresh a news browser on my mobile. 15 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,433 You wake up, you like, "Do I have coffee first, or do I... 16 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:14,768 Should I check it now? 17 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,638 I don't know what he did when I was sleeping. " 18 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:23,176 And there is nervousness, huh? Like, it's scary. 19 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,512 Because you know it won't be good. It's not. 20 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,882 You won't do it and be like, "Okay. Great . " That won't happen. 21 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:34,354 And I don't know what it is the feeling I'm experiencing 22 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:37,891 every time I refresh the news browser on my cellphone. 23 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:43,163 And it must be similar to the rude stepfather kicking the door of your room in 24 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,699 just to go, boom, "I burned the house that! " 25 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,636 And then he walks out and closes the door behind him. 26 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,573 And you sit there with your cellphone going: 27 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,941 "I have to go , right? 28 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:58,745 Where can I go? " 29 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,717 And that's crazy, huh? The people he appoints are crazy. 30 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,852 It arrived at the point where I can say things to you 31 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,356 it will never make sense before... 32 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:13,210 But now you will like, "Okay." < br /> Like, I can go to you, like: 33 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,297 "Hey, guys. Did you hear them make the Grand Canyon a dump?" 34 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:20,934 "What ? " " Yes. 35 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,836 Yes, they did that. " 36 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,838 " Yes, I think that makes sense, I think. 37 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:27,808 But what is their logic? " 38 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,876 "How many times do you have to see the object? 39 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:33,980 They will only do half of it, and the other half you can still see. 40 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,550 But I sure people go to see garbage too, 41 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,218 because it's a lot of rubbish. 42 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,287 This will be a double thing now. " 43 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,656 " Yes, I can see < why do they do that. " 44 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,393 " It's okay to hunt in the zoo now. " 45 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:49,328 " What? " 46 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,832 " Yes, man The new EPA, I don't know. 47 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,967 I don't think it's okay. " 48 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:58,972 You are like," Oh. Right. I think that makes sense with their logic , I guess. 49 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:03,343 This will be a different thing for kids now, I think, so... 50 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,747 But many of those animals almost extinct. 51 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:09,683 It's best to just take with, you know? " 52 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,652 Extinction is kind of proactive with these people. 53 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:21,261 Some things you never thought you would say, like, "Wow, this Nazi sucks. 54 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:25,699 > 55 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:29,703 Did I just say that? Is this real life? Did I say that? " 56 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:36,376 And now, like, you know, 57 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,645 people you've known for years come out as Trump voters. 58 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:41,581 Because they protect their bets for a while. 59 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:44,618 Now they're like, " I think it's okay to admit it to my friends. " 60 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:47,721 People you know forever, they are like," I chose him. " 61 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:52,993 Then the first thought was like, "Well, now I have to make a decision. 62 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,866 Why did you do that? Why did you do that to everyone? " 63 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,470 " Yes, come on. You know I'm a Republican. 64 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:06,306 I just chose the party line. You know, both are bad. 65 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:08,608 I will not choose him. He is a fraud. " 66 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:09,676 " Is he a bastard? 67 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:13,380 Or is he just a good old woman who doesn't understand the phone? " 68 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,591 I have two e-mail accounts on my phone. 69 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,892 I sometimes screw up. 70 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,095 There are no international consequences. 71 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:31,631 Usually I usually like, "Oh, shit. 72 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,967 Now that idiot has my real e-mail address. " 73 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,071 I will hear more from him than I want. 74 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:41,107 I try to speak with these people, 75 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:44,811 because I know them, and I don't want this polarization. 76 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:48,348 In some cases, we have to bridge it. 77 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:52,852 So, I'm like, "I don't understand... Just explain to me, really. What... I mean, what... 78 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,488 How will we communicate now?" 79 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,092 He's like, "Come on, man. We're all Americans." 80 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,727 And I'm like, "No. 81 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:05,966 Not enough. No will be enough. " 82 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,003 " Well, come on, you know, 83 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:13,807 like everyone likes Tom Petty and the burrito. " 84 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:17,677 " Yes that right, 85 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:20,380 but I don't think Petty is enough to bridge this gap. 86 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:24,050 I just don't think she has that power at this point. " 87 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,021 They are like, "Well, we only don't talk about politics." 88 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,089 I'm like: 89 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,657 "This is what annoys me, man: 90 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:36,496 There are people who have to leave their hatred hole to choose this person. 91 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:37,731 They never chose before. 92 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:40,533 They have to find out where to choose, and how to do it. 93 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,970 They have to take time away from hating,
the hard for some of them... 94 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,508 and choose this person, and now you are in tune with them. 95 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,544 You are on the same side as them. < You are part of that. " 96 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:55,015 And they are like," Well, I'm sure you that guy likes Petty. 97 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,449 I mean, I think if you were. .. 98 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:03,123 Seriously, friend. If you just talked to him, stay away from politics. 99 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:04,691 They are just ordinary people. " 100 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,194 And I like, "Yes, what? You mean I have to go to Chipotle with that guy? 101 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:13,733 Sit there and be like, & apos; Wow, you prefer bowl above the burrito? 102 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:15,969 Hmm Interesting. "" 103 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,872 "Yes, I like the bowl." 104 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:20,639 "Oh yeah " 105 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:23,476 " Yes, Tom Petty? Do you like Petty? " " Ah, I love Petty. " 106 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:24,878 " Oh, that's cool. That's cool. " 107 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,547 "I hate Jews. I hate Jews." 108 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:31,918 Yes, go south quickly. 109 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,019 I, uh... 110 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,889 "You know, maybe we shouldn't talk about politics." 111 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,925 It's like politics. 112 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,499 I don't know, man. Listen, I'm will admit... 113 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,902 If this person does something good, I will admit it. 114 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:52,138 I'm not saying he will be good for people who don't vote for it. 115 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,675 And it's still okay to say that in this country. I didn't choose him. 116 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,777 But for us, it won't be good. 117 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,612 It will always be terrible. 118 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:03,183 We won't one day wake up in the next three and a half years 119 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,051 and go like, "Damn. This turns around." 120 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,198 This won't... No... 121 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,656 We just have to eat it 122 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,858 We have to suck it and fight the fights that we can. 123 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,593 But that won't be good. But... 124 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,062 if he does something good, I will admit it. 125 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:21,167 That said, if it's much worse than we ever anticipated, 126 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,870 that was really bad... . 127 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:28,174 the person who chose it must apologize. 128 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,176 That's it. They just have to apologize. 129 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,083 I only need a little eye contact. 130 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,184 Look. 131 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,889 Listen, even if we only have eight minutes before the missile hits, 132 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:47,060 I need a little eye contact, and a few words. 133 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:51,865 Even if it's like, "Oh, man ! I don't think he will do this! 134 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,701 It's crazy, bro! 135 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:56,803 Sorry! 136 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,740 Small rules, right? Damn Petty. " 137 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:07,547 " Free Fall. "Signs 138 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,257 And look, you know, the sad part is... 139 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:22,929 This isn't sad, but it if you think the same as me, 140 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,298 nobody gets our support in government. That's difficult. 141 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,233 Now we have to have it back respectively, 142 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,302 and you know, we have to do that, 143 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,173 but now you might have to do it step in public. 144 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,109 Because one thing means that the people's voice 145 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:39,813 is that there is no social mandate to be douche bag in public. 146 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,750 So it's possible for you to say something like this sometimes: 147 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,152 "Hey, you know, still not good to do that. " 148 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,759 You might have to find courage. I don't always have courage. 149 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,895 I'm not the bravest man. I am a kind of pussy alpha. 150 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,264 Um... 151 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,669 Yes, we exist. We are here, yes. 152 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,872 There are classic alpha men, 153 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,109 p> 154 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:12,011 is just meathead, full of anger, like: 155 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:18,017 You are like, "That person is a douche bag." "Why don't you say it to his face?" 156 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,385 "Because I told you. 157 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,990 This is a hierarchy us. That's theirs. 158 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,758 Here's how it works. " 159 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:34,067 I don't know how much time is left. 160 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,237 Not in this set, in life. 161 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,006 I don't know how much time is left. 162 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,142 I'm not sick, I'm not dying. But I don't know. 163 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,278 I'm at the point where you hit... You get... me, like, 53, 164 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,881 and you start wondering, how much time is left? 165 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,983 And it plays to me the decision to make the process. 166 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,820 If my girlfriend wants to watch a movie that I don't want, 167 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,856 I like, "No, I don't want to die all along. I don't want... 168 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:03,062 I hate that to be a time. Let's make better choices. 169 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,965 I think we can make better choices. " 170 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,970 If someone comes to me like, " Oh, man, aren't you listening to Phish? 171 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,338 You have to listen to Phish. " 172 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,942 " I don't know how much time is left. I really, you know... " 173 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,082 And what if I like it? It's like the rest of my life, right? 174 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:28,988 I don't have any more space in my heart or my mind for another clock band, man. 175 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:32,225 I mean, I have a Grateful Dead half catalog there, 176 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,227 and all three or four songs of Allman Brothers. 177 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,995 I have been maximal. I'm full. " 178 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,367 And if you ever asked this question: 179 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,703 "Have you seen the documentary with..." 180 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,239 Stop there. I don't know how much time is left. 181 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,944 There are too many documentaries. Let's slow down the documentary. 182 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,146 We are all loaded. We have enough for now 183 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,717 I am not trying to prevent anyone. There are some good ones. 184 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,485 But there are some bad ones. 185 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,090 Sometimes I think of a documentary < br /> filming just passed Salam Maria 186 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,492 for someone who almost gave up on the medium. 187 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:09,095 I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, 188 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,864 but just because you have an iPhone and your cat hurts 189 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,266 doesn't make you a genius. 190 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,205 "I'll call it One Out of Nine. 191 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,344 It's about cats I'm dying, 192 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,113 but also about me accepting failure. 193 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:32,418 I think this is far better than this one I made about my father's struggle 194 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,921 to buy pants in a foreign shop . " 195 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,197 I just don't know how much time is left. 196 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,335 And I don't think I'm afraid of dying. 197 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,974 I prefer that to happen with fast. 198 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,877 Like transition, I just want to be like: 199 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,880 I want my last words to be something like, "Wait, what?" 200 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,452 That's better. 201 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,126 But the reason I don't think I'm afraid to die is a strange reason. 202 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,127 That's a strange reason. 203 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:17,063 Because I always have this repeated image in my head. 204 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:21,000 I have never understood it until now, and I think I misinterpreted it before. 205 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,369 I will share it, because I don't know what you are going to do. 206 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,371 But it is a repeating image I got, 207 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,274 and it's always just me < br /> hanging from a cliff. 208 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,444 That's where we enter, I hang from a cliff. 209 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,979 I don't know why. 210 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,281 No one -who. I don't know what happened, 211 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,016 but I'm hanging on a cliff. 212 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:40,386 And I never imagined myself rising again. 213 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,092 It's only a matter of time before me like: 214 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,260 "Oh..." 215 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,831 And I think that's because I don't afraid to die. 216 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,933 I think that's because I'm not crazy for control. 217 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,001 You know what I mean? 218 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,270 Yes, anyone can fight back , 219 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,972 but it takes real courage just to let go. 220 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:08,514 And I don't have a god in place. It's not put there. 221 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,284 You know, I'm 53 years old, and I don't think it will happen. 222 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:16,556 Wheels really have to be released for me to find god at this age. 223 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,428 But I think I'm spiritual, maybe. I don't know. 224 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,330 No. Maybe not. 225 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,636 Like, when did this question become very popular? 226 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,438 I got it three or four times a week. 227 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,474 "Hey, are you meditate? Are you meditating? " 228 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,343 What happened? When... Why did everyone ask me that? 229 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,313 What was that happened to you, or is that crazy? 230 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,381 Are you meditating? 231 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,616 Like, are you part of the same team? 232 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,918 Why me... No, I'm not meditating. 233 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,888 I know what it is, but I don't do it. 234 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,059 I did it.
I don't get the desired results. 235 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,064 I know how to meditate. I understand. 236 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:01,434 You have to sit quietly and comfortably. 237 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,236 Be aware . 238 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,438 That is another way too much use. 239 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,105 Be mine... 240 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,909 When did it become a word? That everywhere. 241 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,345 Be aware. And what is that? That is the word meditation. 242 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,181 Be aware. Watch your breath. 243 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,418 And this is what I meditate on, once I do it. 244 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,691 Remember my breath. 245 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,698 Watch your breath, and the mind will come. 246 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,434 p> 247 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,369 But don't lock them. 248 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,570 Just let them go. 249 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,440 Let her mind come, but let them pass. 250 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:43,176 So, I am aware of my breath. Let her mind pass . 251 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,247 I don't know what he will do. Ooh. 252 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,024 I don't know how much time is left. Oh well. 253 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,630 My father is a bastard. 254 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,732 That one does not go away. 255 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,267 That one lives. 256 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,440 To be honest I got where you need to be. 257 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,410 Once I meditated successfully, I cleared my mind. 258 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,146 I cleaned my ego. Everything is open. 259 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,548 I hit the Zen point. 260 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:26,519 And all I can hear is my breath and my heart beats fast, 261 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,387 and right at that moment I think: 262 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,456 "This can stop every second. " 263 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,761 And I get out of there right away. 264 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:40,199 Because it's not the desired meditation results. 265 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:47,540 And I don't know how to have fun. How You have fun? 266 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,178 how did you do it? 267 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,280 I don't think I will come to this event. 268 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:03,723 Like, if Marc Maron plays , I like: Ehh... 269 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,094 "I like him, but I have to go down to... I don't know." 270 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,700 I think it's genetic, really, you know? Like my father lives. 271 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,503 Uh... The wrong tone? Is that the wrong tone? 272 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,638 Um.... 273 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,776 Wait, let me try again. 274 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:29,482 I am blessed, uh... To have my father is still with us. 275 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:34,220 But sometimes, a few days, is like, "When? When?!" 276 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,289 But... No, that's negative. 277 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,356 But do you remember... 278 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,093 Remember the day you realized Your father was an idiot? 279 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,295 Do you remember that day? 280 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,196 It's a very important day. 281 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:47,133 You spend a lot of time thinking, "He's great. My father is great. 282 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:50,336 He is the greatest man in the world," maybe longer than they should. 283 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,505 And then one day other shoes, 284 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,839 and you like, "Damn." 285 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,641 When did he turned into an idiot? " 286 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,410 You know? 287 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,846 My father used to be a doctor, and screwed it up somehow. 288 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:04,550 But he's a smart man and he does his job < br /> and I'm very impressed with it, 289 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,786 and, I don't know, something is wrong. 290 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:11,223 I don't know. Like, I got a phone call from him once . 291 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,727 He was all upset, and I was like, "What's wrong, Father?" 292 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:18,297 And he said, "I just don't understand why I didn't win the lottery." / p> 293 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,368 "What are you waiting for?" 294 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,672 "Yes, I play every day. I don't understand why I didn't win." 295 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,709 I like, " Oh, my God. When did you become an idiot? " 296 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,115 I said to him, only to feel him come out: 297 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:39,685 " So what will you do, Dad, < If you win the lottery? " 298 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,454 He just goes: 299 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,556 " Well, I will do everything I want to do. 300 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,758 I will do everything I want to do. " 301 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:47,460 And I go," What is it like? " 302 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,296 And there is a knock, and he goes, " Yes you are right. " 303 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,737 As soon as that? As fast as that? 304 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,674 So, like, it's genetic, and I don't want to... 305 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,542 Like, I've been there. 306 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,245 That's it. Nothing? < 307 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:12,318 I don't know what people are doing. What should I do, you know? 308 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,153 I play guitar. < br /> That's good. 309 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,223 I'm glad I never wanted it a professional guitar player, 310 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:20,660 because now my hobby isn't haunted with failure, you know what I mean? 311 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:24,897 Like, I'm not that kind of thing ? 312 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,234 It's a little too close to home? I'm sorry. 313 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,303 Maybe some men among the audience like: 314 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,907 "Oh , shit, Maron. I just started playing drums again. 315 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,510 "Oh, sial, Maron. Saya baru mulai bermain drum lagi. 316 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:41,580 I brought you a CD tonight. " 317 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:44,583 And you like, " This is from 2002, but we're good. " 318 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,817 Yes. 319 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:53,759 I don't know what to do. What are you doing? There are things I should like. 320 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:57,229 You know, I'm a smart person, and relatively sophisticated. 321 00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:58,431 I am interested in things. 322 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:01,467 Like when people leave, "Do you want to go to the museum?" 323 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,869 Inside I think like, "Ugh. No. " 324 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:04,936 But, like... 325 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,508 You didn't say that. You like, " What happened there? 326 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,609 What is going on? " 327 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,579 And I don't want to close my mind. 328 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,716 I have seen many works of art. I like art, and I just. .. 329 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,685 But I think I've seen enough. I think I'm done. 330 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,257 Is that wrong? I don't want to be... 331 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,460 I don't want to encourage anyone from doing it. 332 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,928 I'm just... I'm done, I think. 333 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,263 And also, there's a problem I'm on museum. 334 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,999 If I go to a museum, right when I enter, 335 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,802 and get to the table where you pay the ticket, 336 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,405 "Donation , "" suggested donations. " 337 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,641 Right when I put money, I like: 338 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,010 " Oh my God, I'm tired. I'm tired. 339 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,980 I don't know what just happened. I'm tired. 340 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:52,718 Are there mid-century benches it's not part of the exhibition 341 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,421 that I might just be able to take a nap? 342 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,488 Small diaper? 343 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,925 I can see half the painting in the room there, 344 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,694 and I don't know what it wants. 345 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,964 I don't know what is needed from me, < br /> and I'm tired. I'm just tired. " 346 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,035 I get a feeling when I go to Home Depot. 347 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,506 You've gone to Home Depot to buy small items? 348 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,975 "I need extra cables. I will only go to Home Depot. " 349 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,041 Don't do that. 350 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,779 You just walk in and you like, " Oh my God, I'm tired. 351 00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:20,845 I'm very tired. 352 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,950 Are there parts built mattress furniture 353 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,886 that I can only lie down for a while? " 354 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,956 And I think they both came from the same place. 355 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:36,428 Deep knowledge, like, there are just a lot of things that I don't understand, 356 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,864 and I might not do it. 357 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,336 But what do people do? I don't know. What are you doing? 358 00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,972 You binge watching something. 359 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:50,910 I don't know where you got the time. I don't know what's going on. 360 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,713 I can't handle the media landscape. 361 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:57,683 Too many choices. Too much nonsense. 362 00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,387 Like my analogy for media landscapes like: 363 00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:04,757 Have you ever passed a TPA? Same like a giant rubbish heap? 364 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,327 It doesn't even look like junk anymore. There is weird shit in it. 365 00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:10,963 You have that kind of... But you look at the pieces of trash. 366 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,532 And there are these horrible birds fly over it. 367 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,570 You drive past and only have two thoughts, no order certain: 368 00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:20,406 One of them is, "Oh, my God, look at that. It's disgusting." 369 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,475 But other thoughts are always, "I'm sure there are some good things there. 370 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:32,051 I'm sure you have a box of money there that someone just forgot. 371 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:36,021 Or maybe some old stamps, collectible stamps. 372 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,826 Or maybe the ring is still on the finger! " 373 00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:48,734 It's like a media landscape. 374 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,970 If you can find the ring on that finger... 375 00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:54,673 I mean, strangely, you know, I'm pretty old... 376 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:58,143 It's not an old man, but I remember when there are three networks, 377 00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:00,746 and that's fine. That's enough. 378 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,048 Why are we... Why like now? 379 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:06,385 There aren't many choices. We don't get all the information , 380 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:09,955 but we are all on the same page, giving or taking one or two shows. 381 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:12,790 Right? 382 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:17,096 I mean, now someone...
I've asked people to ask if I've seen a show 383 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:19,665 and not only did I not hear the show, 384 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:23,102 but when they told me where it was, I even don't know what that is. 385 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,040 When did that happen? 386 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:32,845 Someone came to you all excited. "Hey friend, did you watch Turd Journey?" 387 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,514 "Wait, are you saying Turd Journey?" 388 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,817 "Yes, Turd Journey. There are 40 episodes of Turd Journey." 389 00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:40,185 "What? Wait, Turd Journey ? " 390 00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:42,488 " It doesn't sound like that. It's like, 391 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:45,124 but this is more than that. You should check it out. " 392 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:48,127 - "Where is that?" - "Oh, bad. You have to download Clomper. 393 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:49,428 Do you have a Clomper? 394 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:52,131 This is an application for mobile or your computer. 395 00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:54,566 You are part of the Clomper community. 396 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,135 You can watch all 40 Turd Journeys. 397 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:58,904 And Savage Dicks. You have watched Savage Dicks? 398 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,506 It's in the Clomper. 399 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,142 It doesn't sound like that. It's like that, but it's more than that. 400 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:07,613 And there some Savage Dick- Turd Journey crossover. It's funny. " 401 00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:09,682 I like," On the Clomper? " 402 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:13,118 " Yes, you have to download Clomper < br /> for Turd Journey. Savage Dicks. " 403 00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:17,056 -" Clomper? " -" Yes, Clomper. 404 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,692 Oh, damn. They have Clomper Documents now. 405 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,093 Mereka memiliki Dokumen Clomper. 406 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:25,597 There is this one called One Out of Nine about this male cat dying. 407 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,068 But this is more than that. 408 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,471 This is about the cat dying, > but this really failed. 409 00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:35,207 That's pretty good. And there's a surprising ending. 410 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,842 Warning spoilers! 411 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:40,879 Yes, it turns out the cat improved, and the person was sick. " 412 00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:44,783 Clomper Documents. 413 00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:46,617 Clomper. 414 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:50,589 " I don't know how much time is left. I don't think that will happen. " 415 00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:55,861 I don't do many things. 416 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,130 I don't do things. 417 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:03,001 I don't know why I didn't do things. I kind of know why. 418 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:05,904 Alright, example. 419 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:11,076 I got the chance to see Spinning stones. I was given a ticket 420 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:16,148 to see Rolling Stones the first date of their last stadium tour. 421 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:18,150 San Diego, right? First day. 422 00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:20,018 I was given a ticket in the field . 423 00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:24,089 And on the day I was given the ticket, my first thoughts were like: 424 00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,258 "Damn parking will... 425 00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:33,665 That will be clusterfuck, park there in the arena. 426 00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:36,735 Are they equipped for that? Do they have a lot? 427 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:37,936 What's down there? 428 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:40,004 What? " 429 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,208 And my friend Dean is like, " Oh, we're leaving. 430 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:44,676 That's Stones. " 431 00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:47,246 And I'm like, "Yes, but I'm not... All right." 432 00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:50,182 Then I have to check, why not I want to go see the Stones? 433 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,651 And there are some reason level, 434 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:56,588 like some of me like, "Well, you know, Bill Wyman doesn't play bass anymore, 435 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:58,991 , they aren't really the Stones." 436 00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:00,893 He hasn't played for 20 years. 437 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:04,263 It's like saying, "I haven't bought Stones records since Brian Jones died." 438 00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:05,998 That's not the right reason. 439 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,936 So, I thought about it further and I realized: 440 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,839 "Oh, what do you know? That's because they are old." 441 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:16,875 Now, I don't become an ageist, right? 442 00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:19,311 I just don't want to be sad. 443 00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:25,317 I have a lot of trust and confidence and love for the Rolling Stones. 444 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,953 They are bigger than life. They are my favorite bands. 445 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,988 They are there for me forever. 446 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,857 They must remain at the Rolling Stones . 447 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:35,661 I can't go to Rolling Stones events and like, "Oh no." 448 00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:41,066 I can't let that happen. 449 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:44,036 I'm worried. I'm worried about Stones. 450 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,839 I like, "I don't think they have to do it again." 451 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,045 But we left. Dean and I left . 452 00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:56,949 Parked at the fourth level from the structure. 453 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:03,889 And we took to the field, and there were people of all ages. 454 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,358 Dean looked around. "Lots of reading glasses." 455 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,229 There are men older than me, 456 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,065 men my age, young people, because they are Stones. 457 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,735 Rock band & apos; n & apos; the biggest roll in Indonesia The world. Mythic. The stone spins. 458 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,837 I think I'm the only one who cares. 459 00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:20,939 I'm like, "I don't know how this will happen. 460 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:25,210 I don't know. A little worried. " 461 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,880 Everyone like," Yes! " and I like: 462 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,418 So, I'm very worried. 463 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:36,255 So, the opening band does them. 464 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:40,859 They take them out. "The stone is spinning!" They all come out. I like: "Uh..." 465 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:45,130 So, then there's Keith. Keith is doing a good job is Keith at 72. 466 00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:48,367 His hair is a natural color. He no longer dangles dirt from it. 467 00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:50,736 He looks good. He does some of this. 468 00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:57,308 Some of these. 469 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:01,980 But don't push it. Doing a good job. 470 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:07,185 From what I can see from Charlie, he looks good. He is strong. 471 00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:09,454 Gray hair, solid on the drum.
Looks good. 472 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,324 Ronnie adalah masalah. Ronnie masalah. 473 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,395 His hair is dyed. He runs around. 474 00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:19,998 It's a little embarrassing. But he's that kid. He's 68, so... 475 00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:23,702 I'll give Ronnie a bait. 476 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:31,076 Now, if you are a true fan of Stones, 477 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:34,980 I believe that some parts of you only tolerate Mick Jagger. 478 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,481 Alright? You know... 479 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,918 You know he's important. He is a Rolling Stones. 480 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,753 But you know, he's Mick Jagger, so... 481 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,958 So, when Mick came out, it was different. 482 00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:47,993 Mick came out, and he went straight like: 483 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:56,334 And... 484 00:28:57,836 --> 00:29:00,906 And, like, some of me is like, "Oh, yes. Yes, I... 485 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:04,810 Isn't he a little old to be...? 486 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,214 Like... 487 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:12,417 I was like, "I don't know if he had to do that. A man of his age. " 488 00:29:17,823 --> 00:29:19,825 I feel ashamed, you know? 489 00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:21,526 But then I settled in. 490 00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:23,795 I like, "He's Mick Jagger. He did that. 491 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:25,542 If anyone wants to do that, let Mick do it. " 492 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:29,101 So, I settled in and I was like, " Okay, alright. This is not sad. " 493 00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:32,337 They need three songs to pull it together, but I like it. 494 00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:35,274 Rock & apos; n & apos; roll dirty. It's messed up. Let them know it. 495 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:38,043 So, with my fourth song in my chair like: 496 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,111 Do you know? 497 00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,381 But then something happens. 498 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:46,852 Well, it's a bit rough and beautiful at the same time. 499 00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:50,455 So, they will do "Moonlight Mile" from Sticky Fingers, 500 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:53,258 challenging songs for Stones at any age. 501 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:55,560 He has to do falsetto. It's a slow song. 502 00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:58,363 They put it in the audience on the platform itself. 503 00:29:58,430 --> 00:29:59,998 Mick with the guitar. 504 00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:03,035 Mick with the guitar. 505 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,475

506 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:11,543 I think that other people are a little worried. They are like: 507 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,179 You know, and I watch him, and he does it. 508 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:17,049 He hits him, friend. 509 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,885 He hits falseto. Works. He is in it. 510 00:30:19,951 --> 00:30:22,154 And out of nowhere, I just start crying . I cry. 511 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:29,027 I look like a black person and white photos 512 00:30:29,094 --> 00:30:31,830 of 16-year-old girls in the 60s. 513 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:34,533 Tears flow in my face. 514 00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:35,534 In the middle of that moment, something terrible happened. 515 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,369 They had a big screen. They straight into Mick's face. 516 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:40,105 And I like, "Oh God! Why did you do that to Mick?" 517 00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:43,308 You can see everything, all lines and hair are painted. 518 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:45,077 I like, "Stop it! Drop it!" 519 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:52,150 It's sad. I like, "This is terrible. Why do they do that?" 520 00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:53,585 And I kept looking at him. 521 00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:56,421 And suddenly it hit me. I'm like: 522 00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:59,424 "Whoa, wait a minute. This is amazing." 523 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:02,027 These people still do those songs, 524 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:05,097 now with all these experiences, and pain, and wisdom, 525 00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:06,932 and only lives behind them. 526 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:09,334 This brings depth to it it didn't exist before. 527 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:11,269 It really can't be trusted. 528 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:15,240 Mereka masih Rolling besar ... Ini, seperti, cantik. 529 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:16,942 I started thinking about it like: 530 00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:20,345 "It's much more risky for them to do this nonsense now 531 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,048 than in 1972." 532 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,185 I mean, in 1972, if Richards was like, screwed up on heroin, 533 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:30,088 and he fell into a Marshall pile in the middle of the show, 534 00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:32,467 and they have to cancel it, half the audience will like: 535 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:34,393 "Ha! Damn Keith! 536 00:31:36,161 --> 00:31:37,662 Man, he is very messed up. 537 00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:40,031 They can't even solve it 538 00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:41,233 I like it. I like it. " 539 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,003 They don't care. 540 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:48,173 But now they are old, and they do 541 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,541 And they run around. 542 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:56,548 Like there are points where I like, "Calm down, buddy. 543 00:31:58,116 --> 00:31:59,116 Don't be crazy. " 544 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,387 Because Mick ran. He ran from side to side. 545 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:14,599 I was like, "Slow down," because what if it's like, "Yes... < /p> 546 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:22,473 Keith. 547 00:32:23,074 --> 00:32:24,376 Keith, help me. Keith. 548 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,713 Dear God. That has happened. 549 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:31,615 That happened. " 550 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:35,252 Like, 551 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,425 if that happens, all generations people will only go there: 552 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,260 " Oh, damn it. This is over. 553 00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:46,298 Mick is dead. 554 00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:49,366 We are dying. 555 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:51,503 We are dying. " 556 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:01,513 He did not come down too. < br /> He didn't go down. 557 00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:06,084 They stayed. They stayed at the Rolling Stones. 558 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,485 Now... 559 00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,256 I will share something with You. 560 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:15,160 I'm not proud, but Dean, my friend Dean, 561 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,995 dia berusia 50-an juga. Umurnya 50. 562 00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:19,397 We watch the concert and they leave. 563 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:21,700 And we know they will do it do one test, right? 564 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,402 Dean and I sit there. 565 00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:27,639 > They come back out. 566 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:29,274 And they go into "Satisfaction." And I swear to God, at the same time, 567 00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:30,741 we look at each other like: 568 00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:37,582 "Let's go. 569 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,152 - Let's do it. Let's defeat the crowd." - Dean lights up. He is like, "Yes, let's go." 570 00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:44,589 We have a mission. Run. 571 00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:47,335 We are like, "Let's go." And we come out. We have to get out of the arena. 572 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:51,329 We hear them coming into "You Can't Always Get What You Want." 573 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:52,564 And we can hear that they have brought on the stage like whole choir. 574 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:54,666 Dean is like, "We can hear. Keep going forward." 575 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:02,040 We ran up the stairs, and we got into the car, and we were driving. 576 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:04,776 When we exit the garage, we see a lot of people taking a break. 577 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,746 There is a wave of this person coming out of the arena, 578 00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:09,314 and we are like, " Damn, do it. " 579 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:12,817 And we come out, we get on the highway, we beat the crowd freely and clearly. 580 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:14,552 And... 581 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:18,189 But I think that might happen night spotlight. 582 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:23,328 It might be better from the concert. 583 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:28,700 We enjoyed the concert, but we could /> not more excited. 584 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:32,304 We are like, "Dude! Dude, we are out! We are out! 585 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,508 The concert is amazing,
but we come out, we're driving! 586 00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:39,544 Insert the Stones CD into it. Let's put the Stones CD into it. 587 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:42,379 Play Exile. 588 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,083 The concert is good, but it's not Exile . " 589 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:49,721 That's a good moment. Sometimes you get what you want. 590 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,323 Um... 591 00:34:53,491 --> 00:34:56,861 I don't know why I hung up in the event of this death. 592 00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:58,196 I don't know why. 593 00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:01,399 I thought that was because I was almost dead a recent experience. 594 00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:04,302 I almost died. Uh... Well, I ran. 595 00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:07,739 And, um, I didn't do it for a while. 596 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,545 And it's scary. > It touches and goes, as far as I know. 597 00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:15,380 I am very close to death. 598 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:19,384 I don't know what you are doing, but I don't lots of exercise. 599 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,186 I might look in shape, but it isn't really. 600 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:23,588 I passed periods where I didn't exercise at all. 601 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:25,590 And it took a lot to make me exercise. 602 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,392 I don't know what happened to you, 603 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,662 but with me, that exercise like the three phases 604 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:34,132 must happen before I actually exercise. 605 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:39,304 Like, phase first usually only I sit in my own house, do nothing. 606 00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:42,273 And out of nowhere I just look down and I go, "Oh, fuck me . 607 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:47,445 Fuck it. What is this wrong with me? 608 00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:52,651 Fuck it. Why can't I exercise? That bullshit. 609 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,789 I have to get back in shape. I have to go back to form. " 610 00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:01,292 So some parts of your brain are like, " What do you mean, & apos; back & apos;? " 611 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:04,629 Like, somewhere in my mind, 612 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:09,367 I think that there is a period of time 613 00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:11,569 where I hit the gym three, four times a week 614 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,872 I ran, hit the load, a little torn. 615 00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:16,541 But in reality, I don't think that time ever happened. 616 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:18,543 I don't think it ever existed. 617 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:21,413 I think it's a mythology I have made it for myself 618 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,783 to judge myself when I want to hate yourself 619 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,185 because I have a little time in my hand. 620 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:30,188 That doesn't always get me out. 621 00:36:30,255 --> 00:36:32,924 There is a next phase, what you build and you are like: 622 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,493 "The only way I will do it if I get new shoes. 623 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,861 I have to get new shoes. 624 00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:41,332 The shoes don't even work anymore. They... I have to get new shoes. 625 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:42,867 You have to get magic shoes. " 626 00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:44,769 There are no magic shoes. 627 00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:48,440 There are no shoes that wake you up because they put themselves on your feet 628 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:49,908 and start the process. 629 00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:52,844 "Hey, what happened? Wait. Pants. We need pants. " 630 00:36:57,282 --> 00:36:59,350 You get your shoes, you put them in the closet, 631 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:01,553 and you see them when you get other shoes. 632 00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:06,424 They like, "Do we do it?" "Shut up. We will do it when I want. 633 00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:08,827 That's how I talk with sneakers. 634 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,962 I don't know who you are or what your life is. 635 00:37:13,298 --> 00:37:16,634 But that way must happen, how it happens to exercise, really, 636 00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:20,672 is that you have to be captured by that need. to do it in a moment. 637 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:24,609 Like, passion must move you like, "I have to go. I have to do it now." 638 00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,311 And you have to do it right then, 639 00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:28,780 because that's your portal. That's your window back. 640 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:30,682 You have to do it when it hits you . 641 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,785 And I came to my senses. It was 2:30 in the afternoon. 642 00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:35,720 And it was 102 degrees outside. 643 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:38,790 Now, I didn't run in, like, two years. I don't let that stop me. 644 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:40,592 I like, "I can do it. I can do it. 645 00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,025 I can run." 646 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,295 p> 647 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:47,665 So, I wear my magic shoes, 648 00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:51,569 I don't know about you, but I always take the SIM. 649 00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:53,304 I got my iPhone, I'll get out. 650 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:55,707 "Oh, damn, I'm better get a license. If I go down... " 651 00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:58,777 They won't break the iPhone for terrorist cells. 652 00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:03,581 They won't do it for mid-level celebrities die on the hill. 653 00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:06,718 It's better to take a SIM. 654 00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:11,556 I'm out there running hills. I'm not out there yet... 655 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:15,593 I didn't even realize how hot it was, because sweat was so hot it didn't even build up. 656 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:19,764 I got ten minutes and all of a sudden my hand went numb. 657 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,699 And I like, "What happened?" 658 00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:24,736 Then I can't feel my hand, and I like, "This is not good." 659 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,043 And then my heart starts to leave: 660 00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:28,873 And I'm like, "Damn." 661 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:32,811 I have to take my knees. I have to take my knees, outside the house, 662 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:36,848 and ask God that I don't have, 663 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,985 and say, "This doesn't happen here. 664 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:42,654 This doesn't happen outside. 665 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,856 This is an object in the room, and it's fast. 666 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:46,391 Not outside. 667 00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:48,793 In the bathtub, in my sleep, something like that. 668 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:50,027 Not here. " 669 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,631 When I sit there I like: 670 00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:57,335 "How many men's last words & apos; I got this & apos ;?" You know what I mean? 671 00:38:57,569 --> 00:38:59,804 What I did there? Stupid pride, you know? 672 00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:02,640 And then I wake up. 673 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:07,812 I have a fear that I will be like that found just lying on out there. 674 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:10,114 Like, some hipster couples with their stupid dogs... 675 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:15,386 will only find me lying there. 676 00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:18,022 They will be like, "He doesn't have it. Don't have it today. 677 00:39:19,757 --> 00:39:23,461 Oh look. This is, like, the first day for the shoe. Look at the shoes. " 678 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:28,800 "Come on, guys. Just stay away from him. That's rude." 679 00:39:31,569 --> 00:39:33,404 That didn't happen. And what do I tell you, 680 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:35,406 I woke up. That's my stubbornness. 681 00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:37,842 I woke up, and I still did it... I didn't run away. 682 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:39,110 But I did the whole route . 683 00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:40,845 Then I called the doctor. 684 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:44,549 The next day I called the doctor because I was 53 685 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:45,984 and I had to when that happened. 686 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:49,020 They arranged me with a cardiologist, so, I went to a cardiologist. 687 00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:51,522 When you go to the doctor, you want something to go wrong. 688 00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:54,592 It's not the main thing, but enough not to make you crazy. 689 00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:55,859 I see... 690 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:00,832 I go to a cardiologist. 691 00:40:01,165 --> 00:40:04,035 And I don't understand, man. They can put people in space, 692 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:05,870 we can take money all over the world, 693 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:08,115 they make all these developments, they can clone something. 694 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,475 But they can't handle on this ship . 695 00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:13,645 This is a closed system, screwing up for some reason. 696 00:40:13,711 --> 00:40:14,812 Can't find it out. 697 00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:16,881 Right? Isn't this crazy? 698 00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:19,751 So, I went to this doctor, they did all the tests. 699 00:40:19,817 --> 00:40:22,921 They did stress tests, cardiogram, blood tests. 700 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,456 They ultrasound in my heart. 701 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,425 And, uh, that's a girl. 702 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:28,760 Um... 703 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,733 You know, sometimes you don't want to know. 704 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,536 But, You know, I kind of know. I think many of you know. 705 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:44,909 They did all these damn tests, and then the doctor came out. 706 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:48,513 And he like, "Yes, you're great. You are in perfect condition. There is no problem. 707 00:40:48,713 --> 00:40:51,015 Very fitting. Everything... All tests good. " 708 00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:52,583 And I like," What? 709 00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:56,154 What does that mean? " He is like," You are healthy. " 710 00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:58,623 And I am like , "What happened there? 711 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:01,926 On the hill, when my hand was numb, my hand went numb, 712 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,162 and my heart jumped? What is that earlier? " 713 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:08,633 And a doctor, a real doctor, looked at me and said: 714 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:09,867 " Who knows? " 715 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,607 "Shouldn't you know?" 716 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,778 "Look, let's see if it happens again. Let me know." 717 00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:22,847 "No, I'll call you Before I go running. 718 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:25,083 And you can come and follow me in your car. 719 00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,149 How is that? " 720 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:28,986 " Who knows? " 721 00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:32,824 I shouldn't have told my mother about it. 722 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:36,027 Because it gave her reason to check in with me. 723 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:41,265 I don't want to be negative. 724 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,045 But my mother doesn't deserve. She is always inappropriate. 725 00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:46,069 There are no limits. 726 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,706 That is annoying.
It's just annoying. 727 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:50,841 This. 728 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,878 And now someone is teaching it how to use emojis. This is not good. 729 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:56,647 That's not the right emoji. 730 00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:00,985 Dia sangat menyukai wajah tersenyum dengan mata hati. 731 00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:04,589 And that's not true for your 53-year-old son. 732 00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:07,759 That's not the right one. That's not the right emoji. 733 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:10,694 All hats. 734 00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:13,531 All cap texts, all uppercase caps. 735 00:42:13,598 --> 00:42:15,600 He doesn't know how to make lowercase letters. 736 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:18,069 He knows how to change color e-mail, 737 00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:20,016 but he doesn't know how to make lowercase letters. 738 00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:24,575 If the NSA sees all of its e-mails, name my mother's call was All Caps in Florida. 739 00:42:24,942 --> 00:42:26,611 Not a national security threat, 740 00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:29,614 but she made her 53 years old a boy was uncomfortable 741 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:34,185 when he send an all-cap text that says, "I love you." 742 00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:36,020 Smiley faces the eyes of the heart. 743 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,256 What should I do with it? 744 00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:43,761 Look, I love my mother. 745 00:42:43,828 --> 00:42:45,329 Tapi aku tidak mencintainya. 746 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:50,835 I don't think I'm like that. I, uh... 747 00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:55,705 Hah. 748 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,241 But it's inappropriate. 749 00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:59,577 Like, one times, he sent me manila envelope. 750 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,979 Like, manila envelope in ordinary mail. 751 00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:04,849 There are no phone calls, no heads.
I don't know what that is. 752 00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:08,119 But I know that from him, & apos; Because of that, the handwriting needs it. 753 00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:09,219 I see... 754 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,995 I open it, and there are two forms passed there. 755 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:20,364 And I think, "This should be a phone call. 756 00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:22,033 I even don't know what this is. " 757 00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:25,069 But this looks like a phone call, or maybe a notification: 758 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,305 " I sent some forms that were passed to you. " 759 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:30,041 It's breakfast I'm eating. 760 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:36,013 And they are two documents. One of them is his desire to be cremated... 761 00:43:38,883 --> 00:43:42,286 and the ashes scattered somewhere above Southwest. 762 00:43:42,353 --> 00:43:45,623 What I think is good. It's broad, and that gives me a choice. 763 00:43:45,690 --> 00:43:49,227 Theoretically, I can drive 10 minutes to Arizona, 764 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:51,262 and like, "Adios, Mama." Do you know? 765 00:43:57,835 --> 00:43:59,003 Other documents... 766 00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:03,241 are DNR documents. 767 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,677 Listen, people must do this. This is important. 768 00:44:06,744 --> 00:44:08,246 But I can use phone calls. 769 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:11,816 So this is non-resuscitation documents. 770 00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:17,121 Now, I don't know there is a list of people, in order of preference... 771 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:20,725 who can do the revocation. I don't know that. 772 00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:25,263 I don't upset, but I'm not number one. 773 00:44:31,736 --> 00:44:32,970 This is my younger brother. 774 00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:34,372 My sister. 775 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,308 Why did he kill him? 776 00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:44,081 That's why he didn't call me. 777 00:44:45,883 --> 00:44:49,687 How would he explain that to me? His first child, whom he loved. 778 00:44:51,889 --> 00:44:54,926 He doesn't trust me with very complicated responsibilities. 779 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,996 Then I started thinking, "My brother and I didn't get along. 780 00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:01,808 Maybe this was just how to try to make us do something together. " 781 00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:02,833 That's what I thought. 782 00:45:07,271 --> 00:45:08,873 But what did he think? 783 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:11,242 Does he think I'll do it gun jump or something? 784 00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:13,177 What does he think will happen? 785 00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:16,247 That I will be in the hospital room, he is on the machine , 786 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:20,184 and I will talk to my brother like, "Come on, do it, man. Just drag it. 787 00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,219 Drag, bro. Damn just do it. " 788 00:45:23,854 --> 00:45:25,089 "Marc, he's still talking." 789 00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:26,156 "I know. 790 00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:30,127 But that's enough, right? It's been there." 791 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,001 My mother doesn't like that joke. 792 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:46,377 You know, some people think that, like, comedy requires courage. 793 00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:49,213 I don't know if it's true. I think that at some point. 794 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,991 I don't even know if what I do is comedy again. 795 00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:53,184 But I certainly don't have much fear. 796 00:45:53,851 --> 00:45:55,462 But I will tell you what, part of my process... 797 00:45:55,486 --> 00:45:57,488 I will share it with you. I don't write jokes. 798 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:01,892 I write, you know, compulsive thoughts, you know, in the Post. Now... 799 00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:05,096 this requires courage. 800 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:08,899 Because I did this is when I'm driving. Now... 801 00:46:10,901 --> 00:46:14,438 This is more dangerous than SMS, Because I need both hands. 802 00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:18,042 I have to hold the pad behind the wheel. So I have to write, 803 00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:20,111 and I have to focus on important thinking. 804 00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:24,281 So, my life is threatened, and the lives of others, for this. 805 00:46:24,548 --> 00:46:26,851 So, I think I have to share it . 806 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:30,421 Because, you know, a lot of life depends on balance. 807 00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:34,091 Don't... Don't be too crazy. 808 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:40,431 Alright, so, who this only says, um, "My comfort zone isn't comfortable." 809 00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:45,436 It deserves to die, right? Right, right...? 810 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:53,878 Which this says, "I want people to like me, I just want to know why they did it." 811 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,383 I think it's worth taking a pedestrian or two. 812 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,121 Here it is. This is interesting. 813 00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:07,291 "The monster I made to protect that child inside me 814 00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:08,526 is difficult to manage." 815 00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:13,998 It's not funny, but it's a thinker, isn't it?
That's a thinker. 816 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:16,867 That makes you think, "Wow. That should be in the book 817 00:47:16,934 --> 00:47:18,269 with other things like that." 818 00:47:23,908 --> 00:47:25,076 Oh, this one only says: 819 00:47:25,142 --> 00:47:27,278 "Undeterred Dave Matthews fans." 820 00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:34,885 It's funny to me that people respond to that. 821 00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:39,190 Because you know who you are. It's not easy for them. It's not easy. 822 00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:43,194 They can't come out with that, You know what I mean ? 823 00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:45,062 You can't enter it in the world. 824 00:47:45,129 --> 00:47:46,540 You don't know how it will be received. 825 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:48,065 Not good, generally. 826 00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:53,037 > 827 00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:55,039 is when they wear sandals and cargo shorts, 828 00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:56,407 rocking in the arena... 829 00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,877 with other like-minded people. 830 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:03,414 "I hope this mushroom doesn't sleep anymore." 831 00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:09,420 I don't need to bother with Dave Matthews. 832 00:48:09,487 --> 00:48:12,156 I don't need to take the time to do that. I personally don't like it. 833 00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:16,260 But this comes from the right, honest, beautiful, human moments. 834 00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:18,038 I will share with you. But I need to address 835 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:20,464 Dave Matthews. I listen to a lot of music. 836 00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:22,166 I am very open minded. 837 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:25,536 I can listen to Parliament in the morning, Bert Jansch in the afternoon. 838 00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:28,105 And maybe a few Gram Parsons. Whatever, I mix it. 839 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:30,174 Saya tidak hanya menjatuhkan nama menjadi hip. 840 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,243 I have an open mind when it comes to music. 841 00:48:32,309 --> 00:48:34,478 But I can't go through two songs. 842 00:48:34,545 --> 00:48:36,180 I can't pass it. I. .. 843 00:48:36,647 --> 00:48:38,015 And I tried. I tried. 844 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:40,551 On the way... In the middle of the second song, 845 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:43,587 I get this type of boredom it's not even normal boredom. 846 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:46,023 It seems like there are advantages. 847 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,591 It's like exacerbated boredom. 848 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:50,995 Like boredom in, and then I'm like, "God, damn. What... 849 00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:52,096 Why? Why?" 850 00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:54,398 Like, I don't know what that is. 851 00:48:57,635 --> 00:49:00,304 p> 852 00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:01,672 But I know people like him. And, you know, it's good for you. 853 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:06,410 I know it's hard for you. 854 00:49:08,412 --> 00:49:11,282 It's very difficult to maintain that. 855 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:16,020 That's amazing. I was in Iowa City performing. 856 00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:19,190 Oh yeah? This is a very interesting city. 857 00:49:19,256 --> 00:49:23,194 I have never seen a more separate city being, like, full of sports athletes, 858 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,729 and then the author program, you know? So it's like... 859 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:30,434 There are only people like, "We will win!" 860 00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:33,470 And then people like, "I'm still sad about David Foster Wallace. 861 00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:35,673 I'm not will never forget... "And somehow, 862 00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:38,609 there is a perfect yin for that thing. It's complete... 863 00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:43,714 Okay, so, I got coffee in Iowa City. 864 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,959 There is a man who drinks coffee in front of me. He orders. 865 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,117 There is a barista there. 866 00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:50,054 And the person who ordered coffee said for the person who made coffee: 867 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,299 "What did you do this week?" The man who made coffee looked up, 868 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:54,625 and he was like, "Oh, I'll go to the concert." 869 00:49:55,392 --> 00:49:58,562 Then the person who ordered the coffee went, "Really? Who will you see?" 870 00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:01,599 And then the other person stood up, and I saw it on his face. 871 00:50:07,471 --> 00:50:09,106 "Dave Matthews Band." 872 00:50:11,475 --> 00:50:15,312 And I... I feel it. It's very brave. 873 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:18,382 He puts himself there. /> That's hard. 874 00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:20,484 You know, you don't know how it will land. 875 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:24,388 It depends there for, like, two, like, very stressful seconds. 876 00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:28,692 And then someone else leaves, "Oh, I love Dave Matthews." 877 00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:32,329 And I'm very happy for them,
that they have this moment. 878 00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:35,666 I know in my heart both are wrong. I know that. 879 00:50:37,234 --> 00:50:38,369 But I'm happy for them. 880 00:50:39,303 --> 00:50:41,472 Because I'm a tolerant and tolerant person. 881 00:50:48,112 --> 00:50:49,747 p> 882 00:50:49,813 --> 00:50:53,284 Oh yeah. This one. This one only says: 883 00:50:56,587 --> 00:50:57,587 "I expect help and life-changing effects of everything." 884 00:50:58,622 --> 00:51:01,392 That's a lot. 885 00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:03,761 Then there's a second thought, because there's a line here. 886 00:51:05,629 --> 00:51:09,600 So, I have to stop driving and just sort like: 887 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:15,706 Others say, "The space between despair and orgasm is difficult to fill." 888 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:23,246 And that is not a matter of time, is a philosophical idea. < /p> 889 00:51:27,351 --> 00:51:28,351 So... 890 00:51:30,487 --> 00:51:31,588 Some men... 891 00:51:38,862 --> 00:51:42,866 Someone sent me a hat. 892 00:51:44,668 --> 00:51:46,403 That is a gift, I think, you know. 893 00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:49,473 And I know, I'm a man. I have been a person on the street, 894 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,809 just standing there . You see a hipster with a hat, 895 00:51:51,875 --> 00:51:53,720 and you like, "Oh, I have to buy a fucking hat." 896 00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:54,744 I have become that person. 897 00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:57,624 But I don't know how they stay in business. 898 00:51:57,648 --> 00:51:59,416 By the way, this guy sent me a hat. 899 00:51:59,483 --> 00:52:02,252 That's a big hat. It's a fancy hat. It's a Stetson hat. 900 00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:05,656 I don't know that guy well. But it's a gift. It's not a cowboy hat. 901 00:52:06,256 --> 00:52:09,493 It's like... Like a 1800's derby hat. 902 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,560 A good hat. 903 00:52:10,694 --> 00:52:12,863 But I have to change my whole life... . 904 00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:22,906 You know, to accommodate that hat. I just... 905 00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:27,411 I know two things when I open the box. 906 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:30,180 I'm like, "That's a good hat." I Googling it. This is a $ 100 hat. 907 00:52:30,247 --> 00:52:33,283 And it never leaves home in my head. It will never come out. 908 00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,319 It won't happen for that hat. 909 00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:38,489 Because... Well, I will be honest with you. 910 00:52:38,555 --> 00:52:39,923 Yes, I will tell you. All right. 911 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:43,394 I have become a person... 912 00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:47,231 p> 913 00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:51,502 in a store that sells stupid big hats. 914 00:52:52,369 --> 00:52:54,304 Standing in front of a mirror with a big, stupid hat, 915 00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,173 said, "Oh yeah, 916 00:52:56,774 --> 00:52:58,442 This is my hat. 917 00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:02,246 I like this hat. " 918 00:53:03,647 --> 00:53:06,450 This is good and important that you have someone you love there at that time.... 919 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,263 That won't stop you. Because you will be like: 920 00:53:10,287 --> 00:53:12,222 "Oh no, baby. This is my hat. 921 00:53:12,289 --> 00:53:14,525 Come on, are you crazy? < Br /> Look at this damn hat. " 922 00:53:14,758 --> 00:53:17,895 And then he will say," Okay. Do what you want. Do what you want. " 923 00:53:19,329 --> 00:53:21,231 And you buy that hat. You buy that hat. 924 00:53:21,298 --> 00:53:23,534 And the confidence that you have in front of that mirror 925 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,636 doesn't even last four block... 926 00:53:27,971 --> 00:53:29,706 exit the store. You walk out like: 927 00:53:29,773 --> 00:53:30,950 "Why does everyone see my hat? Is that too big? 928 00:53:30,974 --> 00:53:33,877 Am I not a big enough guy wearing this hat? Did I just screw up? 929 00:53:33,944 --> 00:53:36,380 Is he right? Is this a annoying hat? Am I an annoying person? 930 00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:37,514 Why did I buy this hat? " 931 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:42,920 But now you come in. You have bought a hat and you have to go home. 932 00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:45,556 You have to make it some decisions... 933 00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:47,757 around the hat. 934 00:53:48,425 --> 00:53:50,785 Usually the first is something along the lines, like: 935 00:53:51,361 --> 00:53:54,231 "Hey, you know, I think I'm just going make this a house hat. 936 00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:59,770 I'll just wear it around the house. Maybe outside, if I go out. 937 00:54:00,437 --> 00:54:02,973 But you know, honey, it's too good. I don't want to lose it. 938 00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:04,908 Or, you know, scuff it up. 939 00:54:04,975 --> 00:54:07,744 I'll just wear it around the house. " And he's like:" Uh-huh. " 940 00:54:09,279 --> 00:54:11,248 " That's what I'll do with that hat. " 941 00:54:11,315 --> 00:54:13,484 And you do it. You eat breakfast in a hat. 942 00:54:15,352 --> 00:54:18,422 You sit on the sofa, listen to the recording, wear your big stupid hat. 943 00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:21,758 Maybe you wear it naked to make it like it. 944 00:54:21,825 --> 00:54:22,860 Like, " What about now? " 945 00:54:26,563 --> 00:54:30,334 And he was like," No, no. Let go. How stupid. Stupid decision. " 946 00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:33,670 Finally, he started training your brain. 947 00:54:33,737 --> 00:54:35,472 You like, "Why did I get this hat?" 948 00:54:36,507 --> 00:54:38,275 That's when the wall hat. 949 00:54:38,342 --> 00:54:40,502 You like, "I don't want to throw it away. It's very good. 950 00:54:40,544 --> 00:54:42,312 I'll hang it like a picture. " 951 00:54:42,412 --> 00:54:45,682 And you put a nail on the wall, and you hang your stupid nice hat. 952 00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:48,352 p> 953 00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:50,820 With other artwork on the wall. 954 00:54:52,489 --> 00:54:54,367 This is a wall hat. 955 00:54:54,391 --> 00:54:55,692 "No more. This is too good. 956 00:54:56,059 --> 00:54:58,729 Can you not touch it, please? Please, don't wear it. 957 00:54:58,795 --> 00:55:01,298 Leave it alone... Just give it back. Thank you. " 958 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,669 It stays on the wall, until one day you realize... 959 00:55:05,736 --> 00:55:07,671 Maybe in the middle of a bowl of cereal... 960 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:10,574 You are like, "Why is it there? That is a mistake. 961 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:13,844 That's a frustrating decision. It's a shameful gallery. 962 00:55:13,911 --> 00:55:17,681 Why should I be reminded that I bought that damn hat 963 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:19,650 every day when I sat at this table? 964 00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:20,917 Fuck it with that hat. " 965 00:55:23,353 --> 00:55:27,758 That's when the hat becomes a closet. It's the official cupboard hat day. 966 00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:31,895 And it can stay there for a long time. Year, even. p> 967 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,289 And then one day, you clean the closet, 968 00:55:34,364 --> 00:55:35,999 all the hatred of the hat comes back. 969 00:55:36,466 --> 00:55:38,769 You like, "Ah, damn this hat. Fuck it. 970 00:55:39,903 --> 00:55:41,371 I think I got rid of this." 971 00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:43,840 p> 972 00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:48,412 And that's the day it became a Goodwill hat. 973 00:55:48,478 --> 00:55:50,347 And three days later it became a Goodwill hat, 974 00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:53,817 a hipster guy walked to Goodwill . 975 00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:56,119 And he saw the hat, he was like, "Damn. 976 00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:58,922 That's a good hat. It's a $ 100.00 hat. 977 00:55:59,122 --> 00:56:00,724 Six dollars? Hell huh. " 978 00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:03,393 And he put it on his head, 979 00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:06,530 and it looks like they've been together for centuries. 980 00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:07,998 Perfect symbiosis, at the soul level. 981 00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:11,468 Everything makes sense. 982 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:15,005 Two things have been brought together to make a whole. 983 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:18,451 And then somewhere along the route, there is an old man across the street 984 00:56:18,475 --> 00:56:20,944 seeing him go, "I have to buy a fucking hat." 985 00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:28,618 And that... 986 00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:33,624 That's how hat companies stay in business. 987 00:56:36,627 --> 00:56:38,629 Wow, I think I've just written children's books . 988 00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:44,468 "Hat by Marc Maron. 989 00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:47,871 This is my favorite book that my mother has. 990 00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:50,907 It's about fools, stupid, and sad
who wants a hat. 991 00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:54,878 He's in the shop, and he wants to get a hat. 992 00:56:54,978 --> 00:56:56,546 But he doesn't want it. 993 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,181 He doesn't even like it . 994 00:57:00,450 --> 00:57:03,420 But he got a hat anyways, Because this guy is stupid, 995 00:57:03,487 --> 00:57:04,487 silly, sad man. 996 00:57:04,788 --> 00:57:06,757 And then he leaves the shop, 997 00:57:06,823 --> 00:57:09,559 And then he leaves the shop, 998 00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:12,562 Until it's just a hat on the ground. 999 00:57:14,665 --> 00:57:17,901 And then he appears at home. I don't even know how it happened. 1000 00:57:19,036 --> 00:57:20,871 He's very ridiculous. /> And then he said: 1001 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,906 "I'll only use a hat at home. & Apos; 1002 00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:24,808 Then why did you buy it, stupid? 1003 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,745 So, he just wears it at home now. 1004 00:57:28,912 --> 00:57:31,949 He uses it to eat cereal. He wears it on the sofa. 1005 00:57:32,149 --> 00:57:35,052 He wears it outside. He wears it on the tree 1006 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:36,118 Then... 1007 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:38,755 Then he wears it naked. 1008 00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:41,792 He is naked with only a hat. 1009 00:57:42,926 --> 00:57:44,661 And he still doesn't like it . 1010 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,898 He hated it, I thought. 1011 00:57:48,999 --> 00:57:51,768 And then he decided not like a hat anymore. 1012 00:57:51,835 --> 00:57:53,670 But he would hang it on the wall? 1013 00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:54,905 1014 00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:56,773

1015 00:57:57,841 --> 00:57:59,977 He hung it on the wall. His friends came. 1016 00:58:00,043 --> 00:58:02,479 He said, & apos; Don't touch my hat. Don't wear it. 1017 00:58:02,879 --> 00:58:04,715 Remove the hat . & apos; He starts to be cruel, 1018 00:58:04,781 --> 00:58:05,983 stupid, silly, and sad man. 1019 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:10,487 Then one day he sat on the table looking at the hat, and he was like : 1020 00:58:10,587 --> 00:58:11,688 "I don't like the hat." 1021 00:58:12,589 --> 00:58:13,991 And then he put it in the closet. 1022 00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:17,070 And that's where the magic shoes are, from the book another. 1023 00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:18,161 That's another book. 1024 00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:22,499 So, it stays in the closet for a long time, 1025 00:58:22,566 --> 00:58:24,835 Because he got a cat, /> and then the cat gets old. 1026 00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:28,538 And then the cat goes away, and then he gets another cat. 1027 00:58:28,772 --> 00:58:30,707 And then he decides to clean the closet. 1028 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,943 > 1029 00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:34,711 He's like, & apos; I hate this hat. 1030 00:58:37,781 --> 00:58:39,750 1031 00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:41,852 1032 00:58:44,721 --> 00:58:46,757 And then he takes it to another store. 1033 00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:53,697 But this is a sad shop. 1034 00:58:53,764 --> 00:58:55,165 All the other things at the store cry. 1035 00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:59,036 There is a machine that doesn't even mean anything else, 1036 00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:03,774 and they cry in the shop. 1037 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,243 But my grandmother told me this one is a toaster oven. 1038 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,044 Weeping the toaster oven. 1039 00:59:08,912 --> 00:59:11,782 The hat loses all its color. 1040 00:59:14,684 --> 00:59:16,686 It's sad. 1041 00:59:16,753 --> 00:59:18,221 But then the man with a curly mustache comes. 1042 00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:21,591 And he saw that hat, and he was very excited. 1043 00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:23,326 And that got the color back. 1044 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:25,228 And then he wears the hat, and they are perfect together. 1045 00:59:25,295 --> 00:59:26,295 They both change the color well. 1046 00:59:26,930 --> 00:59:29,599 he bought it, and he left, and the sun was shining. 1047 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:31,935 And it was very good, and he was very happy. 1048 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,938 And then there was another man > and he wants a hat. 1049 00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:37,140 And it will start from scratch with the man. 1050 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:41,078 And then the mustache man flies with his mustache. 1051 00:59:42,779 --> 00:59:43,880 I like this book. 1052 00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,719 The Hat by Marc Maron. " 1053 00:59:56,626 --> 00:59:58,995 Good. Let's start. 1054 01:00:02,065 --> 01:00:03,867 So, what happened to me? 1055 01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:09,306 I dated a painter, and it went well . 1056 01:00:16,746 --> 01:00:19,382 He is, like, a true painter. Abstract painter. 1057 01:00:19,649 --> 01:00:21,318 Large canvas. Large, colorful canvas. 1058 01:00:21,384 --> 01:00:26,123 It's nice to go with someone who... I... No part of me thinks like: 1059 01:00:26,189 --> 01:00:28,058 "I can do that." Like, there is no part from me. 1060 01:00:28,692 --> 01:00:31,194 This is a very healthy thing to not have a relationship. 1061 01:00:32,996 --> 01:00:35,356 But he did this extraordinary painting, and I was amazed at him. 1062 01:00:35,398 --> 01:00:39,069 He just a little of this, you know, women who, like, don't talk much. 1063 01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:40,904 And I don't know where it came from. 1064 01:00:41,071 --> 01:00:43,306 Large, beautiful, and abstract canvas. 1065 01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:46,676 I'll have a day, I'll go to the studio, and I'll see it like: 1066 01:00:46,743 --> 01:00:49,079 "Damn, where did it come from? 1067 01:00:49,779 --> 01:00:51,381 amazing, baby. " 1068 01:00:51,915 --> 01:00:53,283 He was like," Oh, thank you, baby. " 1069 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:55,986 And then he left, " What are you doing today? 1070 01:00:56,052 --> 01:00:57,654 What did you do today? " I like... 1071 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:20,911 He said... It was said, " We will all be immortalized as content. " 1072 01:01:24,881 --> 01:01:26,183 This is pretty good, right? 1073 01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:28,285 I almost killed a small child. 1074 01:01:33,323 --> 01:01:35,825 But it went well. And I don't know. That's weird, 1075 01:01:35,892 --> 01:01:38,929 because, like, sometimes I don't know the point of relationship. 1076 01:01:38,995 --> 01:01:40,897 He knows sometimes I feel like that. 1077 01:01:40,964 --> 01:01:43,433 Because, look, I, you know, two divorce times. 1078 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:45,100 Don't have children. 1079 01:01:45,335 --> 01:01:47,404 I have my house. I don't need to remarry. 1080 01:01:47,470 --> 01:01:49,148 I don't need to live with anyone . I don't need children. 1081 01:01:49,172 --> 01:01:51,208 I just want to do it Whatever I want to do. 1082 01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:53,109 And that's not a good dating profile. 1083 01:01:53,476 --> 01:01:55,111 p> 1084 01:01:58,782 --> 01:01:59,983 Um... 1085 01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:01,918 But he's there. 1086 01:02:02,285 --> 01:02:05,088 You know, we're fine. 1087 01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:07,390 But I don't always know what is the essence of a relationship. 1088 01:02:07,857 --> 01:02:09,001 What is the use of the relationship? " 1089 01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:11,328 And they say things like, " You don't want to be alone. " 1090 01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:12,829 And I like," I don't know. 1091 01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:18,034 What's so bad about being alone? You just sleep a little longer, you know? 1092 01:02:20,036 --> 01:02:22,405 Hours between, like, 5 and 7 nights rude 1093 01:02:22,472 --> 01:02:24,150 Because that's when you just sat there thinking: 1094 01:02:24,174 --> 01:02:26,176 & apos; Other people have other people. 1095 01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:30,380 And they might be having dinner together now. & apos; " 1096 01:02:31,414 --> 01:02:34,217 And that's when you pull porn clompers, and... 1097 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:37,420 jerk and take a nap. 1098 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:40,933 And then you wake up < br /> and it's dark. And you're like: 1099 01:02:40,957 --> 01:02:42,425 "It's like a different day. 1100 01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:44,861 I'll play guitar. " 1101 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:49,375 And then people say, " Well, you don't want to be old alone. " 1102 01:02:49,399 --> 01:02:51,519 And I'm like, "You don't really sell me." 1103 01:02:52,802 --> 01:02:56,172 And then always come to this one, "But you don't want to die alone." 1104 01:02:56,239 --> 01:02:57,307 Ooh. 1105 01:02:57,407 --> 01:03:00,910 And my first thoughts were always like, "We will get a damn nurse." Like... 1106 01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,981 Seriously We will get a good Jamaican woman. I mean... 1107 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:06,926 Who would you prefer to have in your bed? 1108 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,085 Someone who loves you so much, "Oh my God! 1109 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,188 It's so terrible. It's very sad. 1110 01:03:12,255 --> 01:03:14,958 I'm very sorry, honey. I'm sorry.
Very sad. " 1111 01:03:15,358 --> 01:03:18,428 Or just a woman who sees you go, " It's okay, baby. 1112 01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:23,133 No problem. 1113 01:03:25,835 --> 01:03:27,570 Let go, honey. 1114 01:03:28,271 --> 01:03:29,472 Depart. " 1115 01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:44,830 Lihat, aku bisa berakhir di sana, kan? 1116 01:03:44,854 --> 01:03:46,122 It feels like a good ending. 1117 01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:49,592 Applause. I can go straight up, bow, wave. 1118 01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:52,395 "Thank you." < br /> But no, I'm still sitting here like a fool. 1119 01:03:54,964 --> 01:03:57,934 Because I think it's cynical. I think it's a little cynical. 1120 01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:00,212 And I have to live with this thing for the rest of my life. 1121 01:04:00,236 --> 01:04:01,538 Whatever I do about this. 1122 01:04:02,939 --> 01:04:04,974 And I don't want to let it be cynical. 1123 01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:07,444 I have kittens. 1124 01:04:13,116 --> 01:04:14,384 And I say kittens like that. 1125 01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:18,021 I don't know when I decided to do that, but I am committed. I say "kitten." 1126 01:04:18,888 --> 01:04:21,191 I don't know why, but I chose to do it. 1127 01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:23,092 So, I have a kitten. 1128 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,595 I don't want children the cat. I don't want it. 1129 01:04:26,629 --> 01:04:30,100 And so are my two older retired cats. They don't want that kitten. 1130 01:04:31,901 --> 01:04:35,138 We're fine, the three of us. Just hanging out comfortably. 1131 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:38,274 Monkeys on a chair lie there, Lafonda lies here. 1132 01:04:38,508 --> 01:04:41,077 I sit there just looking at them like, "Is everything okay? " 1133 01:04:41,144 --> 01:04:42,579 They are like," Yes, we are good. " 1134 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,616 " Do you want to play? " " No. It is behind us. 1135 01:04:52,155 --> 01:04:54,924 Don't even think of taking the laser pointer. 1136 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:59,129 Don't make us lie for 15 minutes. 1137 01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:02,399 We go to the red dot, friend. 1138 01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:03,465 We handle it. " 1139 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:07,303 They don't want kittens. They don't want kittens. 1140 01:05:08,538 --> 01:05:10,473 Tapi saya pulang ke rumah satu malam setelah bekerja. 1141 01:05:11,107 --> 01:05:13,347 Doing a comedy. I lock the house, I turn off the light, 1142 01:05:13,376 --> 01:05:15,657 I'll go to sleep. And on the front porch I hear: 1143 01:05:19,015 --> 01:05:20,016 And I was like, "What?" 1144 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:24,387 And I pulled the curtain back, and there was this two-month-old child 1145 01:05:24,454 --> 01:05:25,688 a black cat sat there. 1146 01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:28,024 Aw... 1147 01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,027 That's the right response. 1148 01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:33,997 That's not the response I have. 1149 01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:37,400 My response is, "Oh, damn it. 1150 01:05:42,505 --> 01:05:44,507 Now I have to love you now? " 1151 01:05:48,378 --> 01:05:50,713 And strangely, that's how all my relationships started. 1152 01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:02,158 But I'm not... Why is my house ? Why is my house? Why? 1153 01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:05,428 I live in the east in LA County. I'm in the hills. 1154 01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:08,398 Ada coyote, ada sigung, rakun, posum, mobil. 1155 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:11,468 I don't see a pregnant cat. I don't see any other kittens. 1156 01:06:11,534 --> 01:06:14,103 I don't know where it came from. Why is my house? 1157 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:17,474 And when I'm confused, I'll be mystical. 1158 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:19,475 I see... 1159 01:06:22,278 --> 01:06:25,315 He left, "Why is my house?" to, "Who is that?" 1160 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,553 Which one of my dead friends that I didn't close 1161 01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:32,288 has returned in this form... 1162 01:06:34,624 --> 01:06:36,092 to fix it? 1163 01:06:37,460 --> 01:06:41,164 And that is one thing that the kitten does not anticipate, 1164 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:44,067 is being brought in. the house of a human person, 1165 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:46,769 is held tightly, and have human beings say: 1166 01:06:47,036 --> 01:06:48,037 "Who are you? 1167 01:06:49,472 --> 01:06:50,472 Who are you? 1168 01:06:51,474 --> 01:06:52,609 Who are you?" 1169 01:06:55,445 --> 01:06:58,047 I am got no answer. Because it's a cat. 1170 01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:02,151 But he messed up my sofa in a week. 1171 01:07:02,218 --> 01:07:04,587 Damaged the sofa arm in a week. 1172 01:07:04,654 --> 01:07:06,389 So, I'm sure it's Dave. 1173 01:07:10,159 --> 01:07:13,196 Dave died a few years ago. There are some things that are not clear between us. 1174 01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:15,107 And I don't think I'll see him again, Because he's dead. 1175 01:07:15,131 --> 01:07:19,269 But now he lives with me in the form of from the black kitten that I call Buster. 1176 01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,572 It's nice to hang out with Dave again, do you know what I mean? 1177 01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:24,240 We go to high school together, 1178 01:07:24,807 --> 01:07:27,110 and we reminisce about high school. 1179 01:07:27,176 --> 01:07:29,546 This is mostly I speak, you know? 1180 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,515 And he just played with fake mice. And... 1181 01:07:33,616 --> 01:07:36,286 I was like, "Remember that time we got drunk and saw Van Halen?" 1182 01:07:36,352 --> 01:07:37,353 He was like : 1183 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:43,126 I like, "I know you did it, man. That's a good time." 1184 01:07:47,330 --> 01:07:50,066 Old cats, not happy. Monkeys, not happy. 1185 01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:53,403 Kitten constantly screamed at him. Scolded him. 1186 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:57,206 So, every time I saw a Monkey, he was like, "Why? Why? Damn. 1187 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:00,510 Why, Marc? I don't understand... Damn. 1188 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,282 I don't need this. 1189 01:08:07,183 --> 01:08:08,851 I don't know how much time is left. " 1190 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,089 Thank you very much. 1191 01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:16,658 Thank you. 1192 01:08:25,201 --> 01:08:26,703 Thank you very much. I appreciate it. 1193 01:08:29,806 --> 01:08:32,208 People. Real honor. 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