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<b><font color="#ffff80">Fixed & Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick</font></b>

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"How cool are we."

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"How..."

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"How... How... How cool are we."

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"How cool are we."

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"How... How... How cool are we."

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"How cool are we."

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"We don't stop anyone
who comes willingly."

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"Nor do we try to stop
anyone from leaving."

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"O Baby, our style's
completely different."

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"No Incidents occur."

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"We can't floor any girls either."

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"Our stars are in
a bad constellation."

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"Your love's driven my crazy."

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"I was numb before, but now I am hot."

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"My mom wanted a handsome boy."

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"But we're mom and dad's mistake."

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"How cool are we."

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"How cool are we."

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"How... cool are we."

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"How..."

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"How... How... How cool are we."

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"How cool are we."

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"How cool are we."

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"We're the best."

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"How cool are we."

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"We're the best."

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'How cool are we.'

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'Rocky'

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'Rocky'

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"Check him out Check
him out... it's Rocky."

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"Check him out Check
him out... he's funky."

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"Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!"

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'This is Rocky.'

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'When the world sleeps...'

36
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'...well, he doesn't,
nor does he let the girls sleep.'

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'Right now he's standing here...'

38
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'...but his friend Kanhaiyya
is standing somewhere else.'

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O Lord Krishna,
I don't want a two-minute noodle...

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but someone who
can give me eternal love.

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I'm not looking for TP, but 'BP'...

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'Beautiful Patni' (WIFE).

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Hear my prayers O
Prabhu... O Deva (GOD.)

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Mister, currently Maggie
and BP can be banned any minute.

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Even Rajnikanth can't
help you on this.

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All the best.

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Yesterday I met a man... Mr. Popat.

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He deals in girls.

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Popat's going to introduce
me to a beautiful girl.

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I've an idea to make
a macho impression on him.

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<i>Mr. Bah}.</i>

52
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<i>“Ewan.!</i>

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Hello, Mr. Baig. - Mr. Popat, welcome.

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I was waiting for you.

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Where is the stuff, show me!

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Mr. Baig,
I've bought the best stuff for you.

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Once you see it, you'll pounce on it.

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What a big variety... I must say.

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We've got Russian,
American, Italian...

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and even the local stuff.

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But Mr. Popat,
you said your business is 'Supplying'.

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Yes, I did. And in laundry supplies...

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you also get traditional attire,
kurta... and more.

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You said you wanted a suit,
so I brought you a suit.

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Look. - Bloody cheat.

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You awakened my dormant desires.

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I will bury you alive.

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Old man... now I
understand your demand.

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Bloody pervert.

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- Pervert...
- Who are you calling pervert?

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It's been so long since
I asked for a coffee.

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Who's is this? - It's fresh.

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Give it to me.

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Hello. Hi.

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Good morning, sir.

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'There was Mr. India who could
be seen only through red colour.'

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'And there's Kanhaiyya, who
goes cockeyed whenever he sees red.'

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'No matter which colour
of red he sees...'

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'...original or dyed,
it makes him cock-eyed.'

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Focus. Focus. Focus.

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Good morning. Good morning.

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- May I... come... in, sir?
- Yes, come in.

83
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Sir sent me to you.

84
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So that I can take it...

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Your..

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“Notation?

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Oh, I see.

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So... how are you going
to take the notation?

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However you want to give it.

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I mean... notation.

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I'll give it verbally.

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But I'll hold it in
my hands and then take it.

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What? - Your cell... phone.

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Phone. - Give it to me.

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Kanhaiyya, the delagates are here.

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Bring the presentation to
the conference room in five minutes.

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Okay, dad. Okay.

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Kanhaiyya, focus. Focus.

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Focus, Kanhaiyya.

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We have only five minutes.

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Come on, baby.

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I don't want to do this.

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I am looking for true love.

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True love. Move aside.

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I'll give you true love.

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Kanhaiyya. Don't leave me and go.

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Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen.

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Our company,
Lawman pg3 has only one motto.

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'ExceHenceH.

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The talent of making
jeans runs in our genes.

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And my son, Kanhaiyya Lele...

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is assisting me in it.

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So Ladies and Gentlemen,
tie your seatbelts...

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and be ready for
a fantastic presentation...

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of Sanskar... Range
of traditional wear!

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These photographs will
give you all a clear image...

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of how we can make
a backdoor entry in the market.

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- To capture this virgin market.
- How did this happen?

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is our goal.

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This next image will show
you the steps we've taken...

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to escape the booby
traps of the market.

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These traps... - What's coming here?

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What is all this?

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- Did you do something?
- I didn't do anything.

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Silence please.

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What is this, Mr. Lele? Look behind.

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Kanhaiyya!

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- Is my picture printed in the Lokmat.
- Shut up, Rocky.

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Everything went haywire today.

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Dad's very angry.

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My dear cock-eyed Kanhaiyya.

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Focus! Focus!

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Even he knows what happens
when his dear son sees red.

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The problem is your cockeyed.

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How long can he stay angry?

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Tonight, when your granny turns 69...

137
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you can convince him. - Yes.

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Only granny's 69th
birthday can save me now.

139
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I wish that you and aunty
stay happy together forever.

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Kanhaiyya,
you should start calling me mom now.

141
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Aunty's are as good as moms.

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I know I didn't raise you.

143
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But after sister passed away...

144
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I did change your soiled pants too.

145
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Yes.

146
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No need to pamper this useless fool.

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I told you to get the cake.

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Didn't I?

149
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Rocky's bringing it.

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Everybody, the cake's here.

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Come, come. - Everybody come.

152
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No, no, not you.

153
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Granny, come.

154
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My 69th birthday cake! - Yes.

155
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One... two... three!

156
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Isn't it just perfect?

157
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Isn't that good? Isn't that good?

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<i>N“, “B, no, no.</i>

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What's this?

160
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I gave you two a small job...

161
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but you couldn't do that either,
you fools.

162
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But uncle,
what's wrong with this cake?

163
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What are you saying?

164
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Look...

165
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It's granny's birthday,
not Shakti Kapoor's.

166
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Now we'll have to do this job.

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Me and your mom will have to go...

168
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and get a decent cake.

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Until then you take
granny to the temple.

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Okay, fine. - Come on.

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You couldn't even get a decent cake...

172
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at least you could've
brought a decent gift.

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Gift? Where will I get a gift now?

174
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There's Passmyordencom.

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Shopping plus saving. - Yes.

176
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It was so nice, so big.

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Granny... tonight when you turn 69...

178
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- we'll give you a bigger surprise.
- Really?

179
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Let's go to the temple now. - Okay.

180
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This website's amazing.

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Done.

182
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Gift shopping's done. What now?

183
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"Rocky."

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No one's at home.

185
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Let's give my thing some overhaul...

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so that it functions
properly when needed.

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Desi Pop Corn.

188
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Hot version of Bollywood films.

189
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This seems new.

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<i>'Hag Rambo hag'
(Wake up Rambo Wake up}.</i>

191
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'Rocky'

192
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"Run Rambo Rum."

193
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See, doctor.

194
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Rambo's always running.

195
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And no matter how hard I try...

196
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it doesn't wakeup.

197
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Please do something.

198
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Otherwise my youth will go to waste.

199
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Rambo will wakeup, that's my promise.

200
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Formula 36.. 24..36.

201
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Wake up Rambo! Wake up!

202
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Come on, Rambo.

203
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Oh no. Now there's
just one cure for it.

204
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Nurse Laura.

205
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Yes, Dr.
Waghmare. - Come in, nurse Laura.

206
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How can I help you?

207
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:07,540
This man has... two
low parkinson's disease.

208
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Cure him!

209
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Give it to me.

210
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Push it.

211
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Give it to me.

212
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"Wake up... Rambo."

213
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I am awakened.

214
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"Wake up... Rambo."

215
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Oh my god.

216
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Come, granny.

217
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Rocky!

218
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,080
What's this?

219
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:18,120
Rocky, what have you done?

220
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,890
You killed granny on her birthday.

221
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Rocky!

222
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:30,220
Your father shouldn't have chucked
you out for such a small thing.

223
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,060
After all... you're a
cannonball from his cannon.

224
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If you hadn't shot from
your cannon and killed granny...

225
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then I wouldn't have been orphaned.

226
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Let's just forget what happened.

227
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I was with you that day,
and I still am.

228
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Shoulder to shoulder!

229
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It takes only a second, a minute
or an hour for bad times to change.

230
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See... the phone's ringing.

231
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Hello.

232
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After all these years.

233
00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:55,620
It's Mickey from Thailand.

234
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,130
Mickey. - Yes.

235
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,700
No, buddy... we're in a bad condition.

236
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:02,600
What?

237
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:03,900
Really?

238
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,200
What are you saying?

239
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:07,290
Of course.

240
00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:09,370
Done, bro. Done. Thanks.

241
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,700
What happened? What did Mickey say?

242
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,140
He said that our
fate's going to change.

243
00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:15,810
He's offered us a job.

244
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,910
He wants us to go to Bangkok...

245
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,510
and give him a hand job. - What?

246
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,810
I mean... give him a hand in his job.

247
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:22,820
Help him out.

248
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,010
I see. - Yes.

249
00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:26,350
- What job?
- He didn't say that.

250
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:29,020
But he said his business
is 'Give and Take'.

251
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,360
'Give and Take?' - Yes.

252
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:34,060
Rocky, I hope we don't
get stuck in a mess.

253
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,990
Whatever it is,
I am sure it's better than this.

254
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,700
Yes. - Instead of rotting
in Madh Island, let's go to Thailand.

255
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,600
And Mickey's guaranteed...

256
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:43,900
that we'll make
loads of money out there.

257
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Bathe in champagne.

258
00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:48,240
Moe. - Moe.

259
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:49,780
And he also said...

260
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,540
we'll ride with girls in a big car.

261
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:58,380
"Youth's ruined me."

262
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,080
"Youth's ruined me."

263
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:26,410
"Youth's ruined me."

264
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:31,150
"Youth's ruined me."

265
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:35,780
"Youth's ruined me."

266
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:40,760
"Youth's ruined me."

267
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:45,420
"My eyes get fixed on anyone I see."

268
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,700
"Day and night I'm worried
about finding a new boy toy."

269
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,070
"It's not hard to find a lover boy."

270
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:56,780
"It's not hard to find a lover boy."

271
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,040
"I want to taste your beauty."

272
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:03,710
"Youth's ruined me."

273
00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:08,380
"Youth's ruined me."

274
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:13,020
"Youth's ruined me."

275
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:17,660
"Youth's ruined me."

276
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,830
"Your beauty."

277
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:22,670
"O my beauty."

278
00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:23,710
"Hello."

279
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,900
"Madam, now listen to this."

280
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,480
"You just turned 18,
and you youth's like a bud."

281
00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:31,880
"I am your man, be my queen."

282
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,140
"You do as you please."

283
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,380
"I guess this is heridetary."

284
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,750
"Who are you waiting for?"

285
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,980
"I know darling,
you want to lock eyes with me."

286
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,490
"But you never admit."

287
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:46,360
"Why do you beautify yourself?"

288
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,300
"Your beauty's hi fi,
and I'm a naughty boy."

289
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,530
"And we're going to enjoy all night."

290
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,900
"Wearing my Lawman,
I am good looking."

291
00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:57,300
"Let's get surrender to each other."

292
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:01,900
"Zoom in with your eyes,
and wander around."

293
00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:06,540
"Don't stare at my
waist with your eyes."

294
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:10,990
"It's the heart's dirty thinking."

295
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,560
"It's the heart's dirty thinking."

296
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:15,790
"But listen to your heart
if you want to have fun."

297
00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:20,520
"Youth's ruined me."

298
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:25,160
"Youth's ruined me."

299
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:29,870
"Youth's ruined me."

300
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:34,540
"Youth's ruined me."

301
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,570
"O Madam. your youth."

302
00:20:39,810 --> 00:20:43,650
"O Madam. So crazy."

303
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,950
"O Madam."

304
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:50,680
"Looking at your beauty
I want to quench my thirst."

305
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:55,320
"Not just a drop,
I want to drink the entire bottle."

306
00:20:55,450 --> 00:21:00,030
"You're my Romeo,
I'm your Juliet take me in your arms."

307
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:04,730
"I want to live with you,
and not go anywhere."

308
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:09,210
"I miss you all day."

309
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:11,740
"I miss you all day."

310
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,180
"And kiss your cheeks."

311
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,690
"My Youth..."

312
00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:25,790
"Youth's ruined me."

313
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:30,700
"Youth's ruined me."

314
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,710
Excuse me.

315
00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:56,890
Yes. - My seat's there.

316
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,560
Can I? - Yeah, yeah, of course.

317
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:04,200
Sorry.

318
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,870
Excuse me.

319
00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:10,610
I think that's my seat over there.

320
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,410
Yeah, yeah... sure.

321
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,850
Pillow please. - Pillow please.

322
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:27,750
Here's your pillow ma'am. - Thank you.

323
00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:30,790
Excuse me,
can I also have a pillow please!

324
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:32,890
Thank you. - Welcome.

325
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,860
Thailand, here we land!

326
00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:47,640
What's that?

327
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:59,590
'Welcome to Suvana Bhoomi
International Airport.'

328
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:12,940
"How cool we are, how cool we are."

329
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:20,100
"How cool we are, how cool we are."

330
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,540
Rocky, Mickey said 8 o'clock, right?

331
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,910
"Bad boy."

332
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,420
"Bad boy."

333
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:41,220
What the...

334
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,430
Brother, so nice to see you.

335
00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:49,200
Looking nice. - Great.

336
00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:51,170
Looks like you two shaped up.

337
00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:53,000
You two have changed a lot. - You too.

338
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:56,100
Chain... leather... biceps.

339
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:58,610
My entire life has changed.

340
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,840
Let me show you how. - Okay.

341
00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:03,950
- You've ruined my life, Rajjo.
- I love you so much.

342
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,320
And you doubt me.

343
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:06,920
Shut up! What kind of love is this?

344
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:07,550
What the...

345
00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:09,290
I will slap you.
Shut up. - You can try.

346
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:11,190
I am a Punjabi too. - Shut up.

347
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:12,960
Brother. - Yes, brother.

348
00:24:13,290 --> 00:24:14,030
What's going on?

349
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,890
We've been married
for only three months...

350
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:17,490
and she already
gave birth to a child.

351
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:18,730
What? - Right.

352
00:24:19,930 --> 00:24:21,500
- How long have you been married?
- Three months.

353
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,700
And you? - Three months.

354
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,670
- And when was the kid born?
- Three months.

355
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:25,270
Total.

356
00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:26,310
Total...

357
00:24:26,670 --> 00:24:30,640
Total... 3+3+3...

358
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,840
Rajjo, that's nine months.

359
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,850
Time just flew by, forgive me.

360
00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:37,610
- You suspect me for no reason.
- Sir, thank you.

361
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,420
You just saved my marriage. - Yes.

362
00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,220
6609823... call me.

363
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,390
Come on,
let's plan for the second one.

364
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,930
I am really proud of you today.

365
00:24:48,650 --> 00:24:51,100
Even though you stayed
out of our country for so long...

366
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,770
but you haven't
forgotten our culture yet.

367
00:24:54,530 --> 00:24:55,940
You'll be blessed.

368
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,500
You just saved a marriage
from breaking-up.

369
00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:01,870
He hasn't changed at all.

370
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:03,540
He's still the same.

371
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,740
Buddy, I didn't do some good deed.

372
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,610
I did this for my own benefit.

373
00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:10,980
You didn't get it?

374
00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:12,380
He'll never understand.

375
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,160
Come on, son.

376
00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:22,430
- Welcome to the new exciting life.
- Thank you.

377
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,860
But tell me something,
what do you exactly do...

378
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,400
and what do you want us to do.

379
00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:28,100
Yes. - It's a surprise.

380
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,570
A surprise that will
change your lives.

381
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,170
Just like Sunny Leone's
changed after she came to India.

382
00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:08,140
Kaushaliya baby.

383
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,480
Darling meet me tonight,
I'll make you big star.

384
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:11,980
Mickey, you've an amazing life.

385
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:13,980
This was just the trailer.

386
00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:16,550
The door to heaven open from here.

387
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,250
Welcome.

388
00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:21,150
This is my studio. - Nice place.

389
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,650
And I do all my work from here.

390
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,090
What work? - Everything.

391
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:25,420
You'll find out.

392
00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:28,030
You guys are going
to have a lot of fun.

393
00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:29,860
Lot of fun!

394
00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:34,440
"Now that you've pinched me..."

395
00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:39,270
Today I am going to
teach you three things.

396
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,200
Entertainment.

397
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,580
Entertainment.

398
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,310
Entertainment.

399
00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:49,150
Me first.

400
00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:50,750
Me first.

401
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:54,290
Don't make a noise,
or I'll punish you.

402
00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:57,920
Cut... got the shot. Moving on.

403
00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,050
Hey, Merili.

404
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,360
Hi, Mickey! - Meet my friends,
Kanhaiyya and Rocky.

405
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:04,360
And this is my heroine... Merili.

406
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:09,030
It's a... real pleasure... meeting you.

407
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,870
Did you see my shot? - Yes, we did.

408
00:27:13,930 --> 00:27:16,540
Superb shot. - Was it fun?

409
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,580
- Why is she talking like that?
- No, no.

410
00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:21,980
Don't be scared.
She's very good actress.

411
00:27:22,110 --> 00:27:23,050
Method actress.

412
00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:24,640
She's been doing the
same role for three years.

413
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,260
She's so into her character...

414
00:27:26,410 --> 00:27:28,150
that now it's difficult
to come out. Right, Merili?

415
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,260
Yes.

416
00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:30,420
Madam is ready.

417
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,650
Meenamma... this is
my new encyclopedia.

418
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,390
H for... - Harder.

419
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:37,990
F for... - Faster.

420
00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:40,300
I for.. - Longer.

421
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,700
Focus! Focus! Focus!

422
00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,170
No, Meenamma. No.

423
00:27:47,570 --> 00:27:51,450
You've jumbled up all
the meanings in the dictionary.

424
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:52,780
I love it.

425
00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:54,620
It's your fault.

426
00:27:54,870 --> 00:27:57,980
Where did you buy
such a stupid dictionary.

427
00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:01,150
I think I've seen her before.

428
00:28:01,410 --> 00:28:03,720
Give it to me push it.

429
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,430
Nurse Laura.

430
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,760
I didn't know that
such big incidents...

431
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:12,700
happen in such big cities.

432
00:28:12,890 --> 00:28:16,460
Don't underestimate
the power of common man.

433
00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:21,570
"Lungi Dance."

434
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,580
"Lungi Dance."

435
00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:25,470
Yeah!

436
00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:28,980
"Lungi Dance."

437
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:29,650
Cut.

438
00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:30,650
Hey, Mickey.

439
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:32,420
What a shot, Tarzan.

440
00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:34,420
Darling.

441
00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:37,220
Hi, Mickey! - How are you, Saku?

442
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,450
What a hot shot?

443
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,890
Meet my friends.

444
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:41,160
This is Kanhaiyya and Rocky.

445
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,520
Sakuntala.

446
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,030
You mean Shakuntala.

447
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,730
No, no, she's Sakuntala.

448
00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:48,370
Her pronouncitation are off.

449
00:28:48,490 --> 00:28:49,870
She pronounces S as Sh.

450
00:28:49,930 --> 00:28:50,930
<i>She's Baku.</i>

451
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,530
But calIs herself Shaku.

452
00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:56,940
Thank God she doesn't
say Sh instead of F..

453
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:57,610
F...

454
00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,940
- Is she alright?
- No, she isn't alright at all.

455
00:29:02,210 --> 00:29:03,210
When she gets in the mood...

456
00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,080
she starts touching herself.

457
00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:08,120
Madam's in the mood.
Someone take he shot.

458
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,380
I am coming, - Go, go, go, on.

459
00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:13,360
- Come there.
- But... what's going on here.

460
00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:19,230
You two are doing really great, guys.

461
00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:20,300
Hi!

462
00:29:20,390 --> 00:29:21,840
Hey, who are these two?

463
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,440
They are my childhood friends.
Kanhaiyya and Rocky.

464
00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:27,510
And guys,
they are my brilliant actors.

465
00:29:27,570 --> 00:29:30,270
Wow! They are so cute.

466
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,310
Especially this one. - Get lost!

467
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,510
Don't tease him too much.

468
00:29:33,570 --> 00:29:35,810
He's fresh stuff... I
specially imported him.

469
00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:37,450
Hold on.

470
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,820
Are you going to replace us with them?

471
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:42,580
My beauty, don't cry.

472
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,090
I am not going to replace you.

473
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:46,800
There's still lot
of light in your lamp.

474
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:48,050
That's true.

475
00:29:48,190 --> 00:29:49,430
These two are here to...

476
00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:53,030
fill my and Saku's life
with light from their candle.

477
00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:57,140
Candle?

478
00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:58,970
How could you imagine...

479
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,100
that we'll say
yes to such a vile idea.

480
00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:03,310
I thought you two are
tired of doing good things.

481
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:04,910
Now you'll do some bad things.

482
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:07,910
Aren't you ashamed? You make BP.

483
00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:10,810
Not BP... DP. - DP?

484
00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,410
Yeah... Dirty Picture.

485
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:15,160
Tell me something,
why do you want us to do this.

486
00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:16,620
What's so special about us?

487
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:20,120
- Darling, you two have that...
- X factor.

488
00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:22,260
No! Max Factor.

489
00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,270
You two might have forgotten...

490
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,300
but I can never forget that day.

491
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:29,430
Remember that pool
party on my birthday.

492
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,540
How's that crow standing on water?

493
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:56,690
God blesses people with a big heart,
or big brains.

494
00:30:56,890 --> 00:30:59,270
But use your brains... and
question your heart.

495
00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:00,930
What did God bless you two with?

496
00:31:01,090 --> 00:31:02,400
What are you two staring at?

497
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,540
I admit I make dirty picture.

498
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,600
I make boys and girls
strip off their clothes.

499
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,340
But I use that money...

500
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,440
to provide clothes
for the children of Somalia.

501
00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:13,450
You see all the wrong things I do.

502
00:31:13,910 --> 00:31:15,410
But you're ignoring the fact...

503
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,050
that I give jobs
to poor Indians everyday.

504
00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:21,680
You two can think whatever
you want about me.

505
00:31:21,910 --> 00:31:24,330
But in my view, I don't make porn...

506
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,930
I do a good deed.

507
00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:28,560
He's right.

508
00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:31,460
And anyway,
Kanhaiyya, we don't have a choice.

509
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,900
We cannot go back home.

510
00:31:33,290 --> 00:31:34,900
If we want to do
something big in life...

511
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,200
then we must do this.

512
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:39,340
We both posses a special talent...

513
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,540
conferred on us by God.

514
00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:42,070
We shouldn't waste it.

515
00:31:42,230 --> 00:31:43,540
Have you lost your mind, Rocky?

516
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:45,940
You can go ahead
and do this if you want.

517
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:46,880
But not me.

518
00:31:46,970 --> 00:31:50,780
Since childhood,
we did everything together.

519
00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:53,460
We lived together... boozed together.

520
00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:56,650
We swung together... and
even shagged together.

521
00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:58,630
Are you going to leave me alone now?

522
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,690
Look around you.

523
00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:03,930
You'll definitely
see a sign indicating..

524
00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:06,400
that we should sign Mickey's film.

525
00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:07,030
Yes...

526
00:32:08,690 --> 00:32:10,730
Look at that flower, that's a sign.

527
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:15,940
What sign?

528
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,570
Focus, Kanhaiyya, focus!

529
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,650
<i>Luck, Kanhmyya.</i>

530
00:32:24,780 --> 00:32:28,280
The clouds are giving
you a sign and blessing you.

531
00:32:28,410 --> 00:32:30,220
Say yes, Kanhaiyya. Say yes.

532
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:32,120
Say yes, Kanhaiyya.

533
00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:33,420
Say yes.

534
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:36,220
Yes.

535
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,960
You can do it. - Yes.

536
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,300
Say yes.

537
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,160
Yes. - Say yes, Kanhaiyya.

538
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:42,170
Yes.

539
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,170
Set ready? Light ready?

540
00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:49,470
Switch on the projector.

541
00:32:49,630 --> 00:32:50,440
Chinki clap.

542
00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:52,040
'Kholay' shot 1, take 1.

543
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,050
Action!

544
00:32:53,170 --> 00:32:57,420
I am tired of driving my cart alone.

545
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,620
I thought Chiru will drive it for me.

546
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,390
But he left me and ran
away with that tall guy.

547
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,490
It's worth a thought...

548
00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:06,560
They were just friends at first.

549
00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:09,390
But now... they're
more than just friends.

550
00:33:09,850 --> 00:33:10,890
What do I do?

551
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:12,590
What do I do?

552
00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:19,840
Kasanti.
How about I solve your problem?

553
00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:24,340
How, Faakur sir. You don't have hands.

554
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,710
Stop shoving that thing in my mouth.
Point it there.

555
00:33:27,910 --> 00:33:28,750
Chabbar!

556
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,950
For miles and miles away...

557
00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:36,210
on the eve of Holi.

558
00:33:36,450 --> 00:33:37,930
Every mother says...

559
00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:39,890
"Go to sleep dear."

560
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:45,130
"Or else Chabbar will
come here with his water-gun."

561
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:47,540
"When is Holi?"

562
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,300
"When is Holi?"

563
00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:53,300
Kasanti. How many were they?

564
00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:54,930
I don't know.

565
00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:57,880
I can't count beyond 50.

566
00:33:57,970 --> 00:34:01,440
Kasanti,
don't play Holi with this dog.

567
00:34:02,010 --> 00:34:06,920
Okay, Faakur.
Let's toss for Kasanti. - No.

568
00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:10,450
You toss. Do it. - No.

569
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:11,620
No!

570
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:12,960
No!

571
00:34:13,390 --> 00:34:14,590
No!

572
00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:18,490
Faakur sir.

573
00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:21,400
Your hands... and you're holding guns.

574
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:22,870
Yes!

575
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:24,070
"When is Holi?"

576
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:24,800
"When is Holi?"

577
00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:25,810
It's right now.

578
00:34:28,030 --> 00:34:28,940
Cur!

579
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,910
Fantastic! Pack up!

580
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:33,540
Hello sir.

581
00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:34,880
Two ice-creams, please.

582
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,940
Cone, please.

583
00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:41,220
Thank you.

584
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,820
"Love is God's boon.
Love is a festival of the heart."

585
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,590
Here you go.

586
00:34:48,150 --> 00:34:48,960
No!

587
00:34:49,450 --> 00:34:52,330
"Love is like the dawn."

588
00:34:55,730 --> 00:34:57,000
First eat the ice-cream
and then eat her.

589
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:57,840
I mean watch her.

590
00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:59,500
Here.. - You're just...

591
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,580
Listen. I'll be back
from the bathroom.

592
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,750
Listen, don't go anywhere.
Stay right here.

593
00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:07,910
Fine, I heard. I'll stay right here.

594
00:35:07,970 --> 00:35:09,250
I'll be back from the bathroom. - Go.

595
00:35:20,190 --> 00:35:25,260
"My love for you selfless."

596
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:30,670
"My love's selfless."

597
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:38,370
"My love for you selfless."

598
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,610
"My love's selfless."

599
00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:04,360
No, no, no...

600
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,380
Disgusting.

601
00:36:15,010 --> 00:36:16,210
What are you doing?

602
00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:19,150
There's a mouse in my pant. - Mouse?

603
00:36:19,540 --> 00:36:20,390
In your pant.

604
00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:22,280
Stop laughing.

605
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,000
I wonder where she went.

606
00:36:36,190 --> 00:36:38,670
Rocky... it's love at first sight.

607
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:39,730
Who? The mouse?

608
00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:41,280
No, that girl.

609
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,940
But... I wonder what she
might be thinking about me.

610
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,810
She must be thinking that
you like playing like kids.

611
00:36:47,010 --> 00:36:49,420
And maybe if she likes
playing with kids...

612
00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:51,580
then you've found your true love.

613
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,380
Shut up.

614
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,180
Stop trying to turn this U-rated
love story into an A-rated one.

615
00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:58,090
Not every girl is a sex-object. - Yes.

616
00:36:58,580 --> 00:37:01,560
Even I have a dream,
that I have a perfect wife.

617
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,860
And I can settle down with her.

618
00:37:03,990 --> 00:37:04,760
Perfect wife. - Yeah.

619
00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:06,170
In Bangkok,
you'll definitely find her.

620
00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:06,900
Let's go find her.

621
00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:08,300
But let's go for the
shooting before that.

622
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,300
Mickey's waiting for us.

623
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,270
Come on. True love!

624
00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:14,710
'Ek Milan' Scene 1, Shot 1, Take 1.

625
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,210
Until we don't empathise
with someone's pain...

626
00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:21,980
we don't separate from our pain.

627
00:37:22,570 --> 00:37:25,180
Come and give me
that sweet pain, Guru.

628
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:26,190
I am coming.

629
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:27,590
I am in you lane.

630
00:37:27,650 --> 00:37:29,850
Lift. Lift. Lift.

631
00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:38,800
Who are you? - Who is it, Ayesha?

632
00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:42,460
Whoever he is, don't start without me.

633
00:37:42,690 --> 00:37:45,140
Okay. Come soon.

634
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:48,210
Lift. Lift. Lift.

635
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,040
Wow. Screw-driver.

636
00:37:57,410 --> 00:38:03,220
Don't worry... I won't
give you a chance to complain.

637
00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:07,600
Hey villain... then let's do it.

638
00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:09,490
Cur!

639
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,060
Fantastic.

640
00:38:20,830 --> 00:38:21,970
I am so sorry.

641
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,620
Oh no!

642
00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:46,200
Scene 1, shot 1, take 1.

643
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:56,540
"It's Friday night... I need a kiss."

644
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,410
"May Allah save me from you."

645
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,110
You're so good, Devil.

646
00:39:04,210 --> 00:39:08,420
Last night, I kept thinking about you.

647
00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:10,190
Don't think too much about me.

648
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,790
I only come by day, not night.

649
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,420
Life is worthless... when there's no..

650
00:39:16,490 --> 00:39:17,430
'Lick'.

651
00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:20,060
Sometimes the Devil's under you...

652
00:39:20,890 --> 00:39:22,570
“sometimes you're under the Devil.

653
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:24,700
Too much fun!

654
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:28,340
Till then do whatever
you want to, man.

655
00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:02,670
"First floor always complains."

656
00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:06,080
"I think my neigbors
will get fed up of me."

657
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:15,720
"First floor always complains."

658
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:19,130
"I think my neigbors
will get fed up of me."

659
00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:22,430
"My friends are dancing."

660
00:40:22,490 --> 00:40:25,060
"I hope I don't pick
a fight with my neigbors."

661
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,760
"Because tonight's a house-party."

662
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:31,860
"Because tonight's a house-party."

663
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:35,200
"Because tonight's a house-party."

664
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:38,300
"Because tonight's a house-party."

665
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:47,850
"Open the bottles,
wash your face with booze."

666
00:40:48,050 --> 00:40:49,420
"Look all you want."

667
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,250
"But don't say a word."

668
00:40:51,350 --> 00:40:54,690
"Don't drink too much,
or you'll get a hangover."

669
00:40:54,990 --> 00:40:57,930
"Then you'll ask me to drop you home."

670
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:01,230
"Let's have fun, nothing to fear."

671
00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:04,460
"This is my home."

672
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:07,340
"The walls are shaking."

673
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,970
"Because the girl
next door's peeking in."

674
00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:33,230
"THE LIGHT': all dim."

675
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,000
"And it's a romantic night."

676
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,140
"The light's all dim.
"And it's a romantic night."

677
00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:43,370
"Everyone's watching only us."

678
00:41:43,430 --> 00:41:46,640
"I don't know, what's your fault."

679
00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:49,690
"I've no clue, what's wrong or right."

680
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,720
"I'm writing a saga
about my restless heart."

681
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,290
"I want to party today,
because its a Sunday."

682
00:41:56,350 --> 00:41:59,260
"So do it... So do it... So do it..."

683
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,890
"Because tonight's a house-party."

684
00:42:02,990 --> 00:42:06,090
"Because tonight's a house-party."

685
00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:09,400
"Because tonight's a house-party."

686
00:42:09,490 --> 00:42:12,570
"Because tonight's a house-party."

687
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:15,910
"Because tonight's a house-party."

688
00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:19,110
"Because tonight's a house-party."

689
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:22,340
"It's a party-party-party.
tonight's a house-party."

690
00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:25,550
"Because tonight's a house-party."

691
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,720
"It's a party-party-party.
tonight's a house-party."

692
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,050
"Because tonight's a house-party."

693
00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:35,250
"Because tonight's a house-party."

694
00:42:35,350 --> 00:42:38,820
"Because tonight's a house-party."

695
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,900
0h, my God!

696
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,930
Stop!

697
00:43:21,170 --> 00:43:23,200
Go back, or you'll die.

698
00:43:23,570 --> 00:43:25,210
Stop. - Stop.

699
00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:38,290
Oh, God!

700
00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:46,700
Stupid.

701
00:43:47,090 --> 00:43:49,000
But I didn't do anything.

702
00:43:49,390 --> 00:43:50,370
Poor g UV-

703
00:43:55,470 --> 00:43:56,270
No!

704
00:43:56,770 --> 00:43:58,340
Hi. - Hi.

705
00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:01,150
You didn't fall
intentionally on that girl.

706
00:44:01,340 --> 00:44:02,910
Yet she slapped you.

707
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:04,620
That's my luck.

708
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:06,950
That day,
when I was eating ice-cream...

709
00:44:07,010 --> 00:44:08,960
a mouse got into my pant.

710
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:12,090
But until I got it out,
you were already gone.

711
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,490
I am so sorry.

712
00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:15,720
Then you misunderstood
me in the lift as well.

713
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:17,630
I am really, really sorry.

714
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,130
I thought you're Shakti Kapoor...

715
00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:22,500
but you turned about
to be Tusshar Kapoor.

716
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:23,540
It's okay.

717
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,460
Everyone thinks my
dad's Shakti Kapoor too.

718
00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:28,570
I am Shalu.

719
00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:30,970
So how can I makeup with you.

720
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,840
You can make-out with me. - What?

721
00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:34,850
I mean... you can go out with me.

722
00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:35,710
Oh...

723
00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:38,080
Coffee or dinner, whatever suits you?

724
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,890
Can we go out on a date?

725
00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:42,050
Never delay a good plan.

726
00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:43,730
Of course I'll go on a date.

727
00:44:48,450 --> 00:44:49,950
Scene 1, shot 1, take 1.

728
00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:51,290
Action.

729
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,580
Bro, I am nervous.

730
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,290
Kanhaiyya, focus. Focus.

731
00:45:18,620 --> 00:45:20,060
Come on. Do something.

732
00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:21,260
Focus!

733
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,260
Focus!

734
00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:24,290
Focus!

735
00:45:28,730 --> 00:45:30,870
Even I am suddenly feeling
performance pressure.

736
00:45:30,930 --> 00:45:33,240
Do one thing, take this.

737
00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:35,740
This? What's this?

738
00:45:35,930 --> 00:45:36,740
Sta'! on?

739
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:38,040
Yes.

740
00:45:38,670 --> 00:45:40,810
After you take
this... you'll stay on...

741
00:45:41,410 --> 00:45:43,250
and on... and on!

742
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,720
O naive tormentor... come home...

743
00:45:54,290 --> 00:45:57,700
O naive tormentor... come home...

744
00:45:58,190 --> 00:45:59,460
come home...

745
00:46:01,130 --> 00:46:03,070
Stop pointing that thing on me.
Point it there.

746
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:21,080
"Change my luck."

747
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,990
"Change my luck."

748
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,470
Cut it!

749
00:46:34,130 --> 00:46:36,230
Fantastic!

750
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:39,910
You guys were amazing.

751
00:47:25,710 --> 00:47:26,920
<i>Sham, I...</i>

752
00:47:27,210 --> 00:47:28,420
Yes.

753
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,960
Will you be the mother of my kids?

754
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,690
What?

755
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,490
<i>X mean...</i>

756
00:47:36,850 --> 00:47:37,890
Will you marry me?

757
00:47:43,090 --> 00:47:44,540
If your answer's yes...

758
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:47,270
then please accept
this valuable gift.

759
00:47:49,070 --> 00:47:50,940
Lucera. Wow!

760
00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:52,710
Lucera diamond!

761
00:47:54,470 --> 00:47:56,150
Lucera's diamonds are quite big.

762
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,590
And you said your family's rich.

763
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,790
Then why such a small diamond?

764
00:48:04,150 --> 00:48:05,530
My mother always said...

765
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:09,230
"Son, when a girl's
impressed by small things..."

766
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:13,760
"later she's really
happy to see bigger things."

767
00:48:14,730 --> 00:48:17,970
Big or small,
I want everything you have.

768
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:20,640
Of course I will marry you.

769
00:48:28,110 --> 00:48:29,020
Action!

770
00:48:29,970 --> 00:48:31,180
Come here.

771
00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:32,550
Come on.

772
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:34,660
Bloody fools, oafs.

773
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,260
Blow it on those two, not me.

774
00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:40,150
- How about me?
- No, you don't blow anything.

775
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,230
Just go and stand there.

776
00:48:41,420 --> 00:48:42,860
You baldy,
where do you get these guys?

777
00:48:43,190 --> 00:48:44,430
Come on, one more.

778
00:48:44,490 --> 00:48:45,260
Action!

779
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:50,700
"The body shivers... heart quivers."

780
00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:55,100
"When he comes... Pingum."

781
00:49:03,270 --> 00:49:05,480
Bloody baldy... you
fool... zoom on them.

782
00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:06,210
Who are you?

783
00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:08,620
One with the biggest chewing gum...

784
00:49:08,950 --> 00:49:12,830
He can only be... Dajirao Tingum.

785
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:13,620
And you?

786
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,490
His sequel. Tingum Returns.

787
00:49:16,650 --> 00:49:17,760
Returns!

788
00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:19,030
Returns!

789
00:49:22,430 --> 00:49:23,170
<i>Hey“-</i>

790
00:49:36,370 --> 00:49:42,290
I am coming!

791
00:49:47,950 --> 00:49:49,660
Now mine's... dangling.

792
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,070
Excellent shot!

793
00:49:55,490 --> 00:49:56,530
Very nice.

794
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,370
I'll make the next film with you two.

795
00:49:58,460 --> 00:49:59,370
London Dreams.

796
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:00,800
Brilliant.

797
00:50:01,530 --> 00:50:02,530
Done, bro.

798
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,480
What's wrong with him?

799
00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:06,970
Hello. - Hi.

800
00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:08,670
Shalu, hold on.

801
00:50:11,210 --> 00:50:12,520
Shalu's phone. Keep quiet.

802
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:17,730
<i>Yes, Sham.</i>

803
00:50:18,050 --> 00:50:18,960
What are you doing?

804
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:22,090
I was watching television.

805
00:50:22,290 --> 00:50:25,130
I see... but I don't
hear the television.

806
00:50:26,390 --> 00:50:29,170
Television... I've put it on mute.

807
00:50:29,290 --> 00:50:31,640
I was changing the channel. - I see.

808
00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:36,200
Are you worried about your obesity?

809
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,670
Don't give up.

810
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,370
Even I was over-weight.

811
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:42,850
But now... I've lost weight.

812
00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:43,850
See...

813
00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:46,590
Crispy potatoes.

814
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,450
Crispy potatoes.

815
00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:52,060
Crispy potatoes.

816
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,030
Don loves wild cats.

817
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:57,100
Wild and juicy.

818
00:50:58,490 --> 00:51:00,330
"Baby doll made of gold."

819
00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:02,730
"Baby doll made of gold."

820
00:51:02,790 --> 00:51:06,500
Wow... there are many
exciting things on TV today.

821
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:08,840
Yes... the television's
really nice today.

822
00:51:09,130 --> 00:51:13,600
Okay... I called to tell
you something important.

823
00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:16,220
Lower the volume. - Yes...

824
00:51:16,270 --> 00:51:18,180
"Baby doll made of gold."

825
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:23,060
Kanhaiyya,
I talked to my dad about our marriage.

826
00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:26,830
And he now wants to meet your family.

827
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:27,620
What?

828
00:51:27,850 --> 00:51:30,330
But my family isn't here right now.

829
00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:32,000
Then call them.

830
00:51:32,290 --> 00:51:34,430
You said that you will manage.

831
00:51:34,690 --> 00:51:39,970
Look, my dad is believes
in culture and family.

832
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,440
Until he doesn't meet your family...

833
00:51:42,630 --> 00:51:44,240
and know them better...

834
00:51:44,570 --> 00:51:47,670
he won't agree to our marriage.

835
00:51:47,810 --> 00:51:53,620
After that... you can
ask father for my hand.

836
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:57,820
Why just your hand... I
want all of Shalu.

837
00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:02,900
By the way, I knew about culture,
family, values...

838
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,190
but I didn't know
your father will be...

839
00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:07,630
straight out of
Suraj Barjatiya films.

840
00:52:07,790 --> 00:52:09,770
Yes, you got it right.

841
00:52:09,930 --> 00:52:13,170
But my father's Karjatiya
and not Barjatiya.

842
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,900
Surya Karjatiya.

843
00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:15,840
Karjatiya?

844
00:52:16,630 --> 00:52:17,440
Yes.

845
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,950
When does he want to meet my family?

846
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:21,610
This weekend, on Saturday.

847
00:52:21,870 --> 00:52:22,580
Bye.

848
00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:25,780
Saturday.

849
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,490
Why did you tell her that you're rich?

850
00:52:27,810 --> 00:52:29,720
And your family will
cross the seven seas for you.

851
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:30,620
Don't you remember...

852
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,250
no one intervened
when you were thrown out.

853
00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:34,120
What did you expect me to say?

854
00:52:34,390 --> 00:52:36,260
That my father kicked me out.

855
00:52:36,590 --> 00:52:38,530
And now I am acting in porn films.

856
00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:42,000
Yes, I don't like to lie.

857
00:52:42,430 --> 00:52:44,370
But this time I lied for my love.

858
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:45,800
What will you do with your love...

859
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,530
when your lie's exposed?

860
00:52:47,770 --> 00:52:50,250
You'll get <i>sc***</i> trying
to get your family.

861
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,470
Where will get your family?

862
00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:58,280
Kanhaiyya, you can have a family.

863
00:52:58,510 --> 00:53:00,080
But you must plan for that.

864
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,990
Family planning. - What? Are you mad?

865
00:53:12,090 --> 00:53:13,800
Mickey, are you crazy?

866
00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:15,470
You mean your actors...

867
00:53:15,530 --> 00:53:17,340
will pretend to be my family?

868
00:53:17,730 --> 00:53:19,670
Forget it,
I'll think of a different option.

869
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,110
You don't get it.

870
00:53:21,330 --> 00:53:22,710
Come here. Come here.

871
00:53:22,930 --> 00:53:23,500
Look.

872
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:25,210
Look at them carefully.

873
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:33,580
What did you say?

874
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,720
No, no, this is bulls***
It won't happen.

875
00:53:35,810 --> 00:53:37,020
Don't listen to him.

876
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,890
- Look at them carefully.
- No. This won't happened.

877
00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:42,160
Let him visualize.

878
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,570
"Sister, your crazy brother-in-law."

879
00:53:54,730 --> 00:53:58,540
"Flirts around with girls."

880
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,040
Yes, you're right.

881
00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:01,810
It's a brilliant idea. - Yes!

882
00:54:02,370 --> 00:54:03,150
Yeah!

883
00:54:03,710 --> 00:54:05,050
I think it's brilliant too.

884
00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:06,920
You won't find such pious bonds.

885
00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:07,780
What say Kanhaiyaa?

886
00:54:08,150 --> 00:54:11,020
Sucku and Merili will
be my sisters. - What?

887
00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:11,990
Sisters.

888
00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:14,930
And these two will
be my brothers-in-law.

889
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,830
Hold on. Who will play
the role of your father?

890
00:54:22,690 --> 00:54:23,360
What?

891
00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:25,470
I am still young. No!

892
00:54:25,530 --> 00:54:27,510
- You'll be perfect.
- Shut up. What perfect.

893
00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:29,170
If we're caught, we'll be jailed.

894
00:54:29,330 --> 00:54:31,140
And I am too handsome to be in jail.

895
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,940
If I drop the soap in the shower...

896
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,350
I won't be able to face anyone.

897
00:54:35,410 --> 00:54:36,820
To hell with you two... I
am going. - Rocky.

898
00:54:36,870 --> 00:54:37,880
You and your family drama.

899
00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:38,950
Rocky, listen. - It'll be brilliant.

900
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:42,050
Who will play the
role of your father now?

901
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,120
How mean, Kanhaiyya?

902
00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:48,960
Do I look as old as your father?

903
00:54:49,050 --> 00:54:51,030
You just have to pretend as my father.

904
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,330
Done.

905
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,900
I can do anything for you.

906
00:54:54,990 --> 00:54:57,370
Thanks. - Someday I'll
have to be someone's father.

907
00:54:57,730 --> 00:54:59,140
I'll begin with you. - Yes.

908
00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,100
Bless you, son. - Get lost.

909
00:55:01,330 --> 00:55:03,140
Listen. This won't be easy.

910
00:55:03,470 --> 00:55:05,310
They are all cheap actors,
and not theatre artists.

911
00:55:05,470 --> 00:55:08,350
- We'll need to train them.
- Yeah, you're right.

912
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,520
But I'll direct this film.

913
00:55:10,570 --> 00:55:11,380
Done. - Done.

914
00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:12,820
We can do it.

915
00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:14,180
Action.

916
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:19,190
Karjatiya... if you don't
let your daughter marry my son.

917
00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:21,020
I will shoot you.

918
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,220
What are you blabbering?

919
00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:25,730
Son, I love you from my heart.

920
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,870
Mickey, heart's on the left side.

921
00:55:27,930 --> 00:55:29,730
I keep shaking all day...

922
00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:31,570
so my heart keeps
moving left and right too.

923
00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:32,900
And this is nothing.

924
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,810
Yesterday my kidney
slipped down to my foot.

925
00:55:34,930 --> 00:55:36,840
I had to pee from my toe.

926
00:55:37,940 --> 00:55:41,250
Look Sucku,
from today I am your small brother.

927
00:55:42,070 --> 00:55:44,180
Small brother! - Behave yourself.

928
00:55:44,370 --> 00:55:47,980
You've to pretend as my sister
in front of Karjatiya family.

929
00:55:48,050 --> 00:55:48,820
Okay.

930
00:55:49,050 --> 00:55:50,790
Yes, sister. Okay.

931
00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:53,050
Come on, now go and wear some clothes.

932
00:55:53,780 --> 00:55:57,130
More clothes? - Sucku, please go.

933
00:55:57,220 --> 00:55:58,820
Come on, go.

934
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,570
What are you wearing?

935
00:56:02,890 --> 00:56:05,310
Sari. Why? Am I not looking nice?

936
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:06,470
Why are you wearing it like that?

937
00:56:06,660 --> 00:56:10,480
"The buds and stars, they all say."

938
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:14,740
"I've never worn
so many clothes before."

939
00:56:14,970 --> 00:56:16,110
Yes, fine.

940
00:56:16,310 --> 00:56:18,250
But whatever you're wearing,
please wear it properly.

941
00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:20,020
Okay. Now, go.

942
00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:21,750
Hello. - Hello.

943
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:23,680
What do you do?

944
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,490
Our business is Give and Take.

945
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:27,290
Sometimes we take...

946
00:56:27,380 --> 00:56:28,830
and sometimes we happily give.

947
00:56:29,450 --> 00:56:30,730
Oh my, God.

948
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:32,730
My marriage lies in your hands.

949
00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:34,700
Please don't ruin it. - Okay.

950
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,100
Go and practise for
your role properly.

951
00:56:37,390 --> 00:56:38,200
Go.

952
00:56:39,330 --> 00:56:41,000
I don't know what's going
to happen about my marriage.

953
00:56:41,930 --> 00:56:43,930
Tradition, Honor and discipline.

954
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,840
These are the three
rules of Gurukul...

955
00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:47,240
which I can't follow myself.

956
00:56:47,340 --> 00:56:48,480
So why would I tell
my son to follow it.

957
00:56:48,570 --> 00:56:50,810
I know, I'll tweet your marriage.

958
00:56:50,870 --> 00:56:52,380
<i>Sham weds Kanhmyya.</i>

959
00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:55,490
Mickey, stop joking around.

960
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,920
You haven't prepared
for the role of my father yet.

961
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:01,090
Don't worry,
all I have to do is put on a wig.

962
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,460
I'll be an ideal father...

963
00:57:02,550 --> 00:57:04,050
and Shalu's father
will be surprised.

964
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:12,640
Hello, Karjatiya uncle.

965
00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:16,140
Would you like some tea... or biscuits?

966
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,770
No, no, no, no, Merili, stop.

967
00:57:19,070 --> 00:57:21,310
You will only offer tea
to my future father-in-law.

968
00:57:21,370 --> 00:57:22,110
Nothing more.

969
00:57:22,210 --> 00:57:23,910
And no showing any skin.

970
00:57:23,970 --> 00:57:25,150
Come on, repeat your lines properly.

971
00:57:25,210 --> 00:57:26,850
Hello, Mr. Karjatiya.

972
00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:28,790
What would you like to have? - Good.

973
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,450
What would you like? - Look, Sucku.

974
00:57:30,610 --> 00:57:31,590
Be serious guys.

975
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,820
If you do anything wrong...

976
00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:36,430
then I'll get divorced
before getting married. - So sad.

977
00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:41,500
Don't stare, take my blessings.

978
00:57:41,690 --> 00:57:42,530
Greetings. - Bless you son.

979
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:43,160
What?

980
00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:45,330
Kanwarlal. Oh, sorry.

981
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:46,700
Karjatiya.

982
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:50,000
You'll have to let
your daughter marry my son.

983
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:52,550
One day this boy will bring
Ekta (UNITY) in this world.

984
00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:54,210
"I am a traveller, friends."

985
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,810
"I've no home or place to stay."

986
00:57:55,970 --> 00:57:57,280
"I've to keep walking."

987
00:57:57,570 --> 00:57:58,480
Ekta.

988
00:58:11,190 --> 00:58:15,500
"So cool are we."

989
00:58:20,430 --> 00:58:21,810
Not like this.

990
00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:22,770
Wear it properly.

991
00:58:22,870 --> 00:58:23,740
Like this. Properly.

992
00:58:24,070 --> 00:58:25,510
Keep your veils in place...

993
00:58:25,570 --> 00:58:27,410
in front of my
future father-in-law.

994
00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:28,550
Yeah, okay.

995
00:58:28,810 --> 00:58:29,650
Okay.

996
00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:34,510
And yes, repeat your names once again.

997
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,350
Chu... Chusil... I mean Sushil.

998
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,620
Sanskaar. - Yeah.

999
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,790
SakshL.

1000
00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:41,630
<i>Sunder.</i>

1001
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,820
Remember them, don't forget.

1002
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,420
Where the hell's Mickey.

1003
00:58:48,490 --> 00:58:49,530
Feels like he has arrived.

1004
00:58:49,590 --> 00:58:50,440
All the best.

1005
00:58:50,490 --> 00:58:51,910
Come on, guys. We can do this.

1006
00:58:55,430 --> 00:58:57,110
Hello. Please come in.

1007
00:58:57,270 --> 00:58:57,970
Hello.

1008
00:59:01,870 --> 00:59:04,010
Kanhaiyya, this is my father.

1009
00:59:05,780 --> 00:59:07,920
And he is? - Shalu's father.

1010
00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:10,160
No, no, I was talking
about your parrot.

1011
00:59:11,550 --> 00:59:12,460
Oh...

1012
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,460
If you're talking about
the parrot then look at him...

1013
00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:17,720
why are you looking at me?

1014
00:59:17,890 --> 00:59:19,460
My name's Prem.

1015
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,740
Father, Kanhaiyya has a problem.

1016
00:59:23,190 --> 00:59:25,070
Whenever he sees the colour red...

1017
00:59:25,130 --> 00:59:28,370
his eyes become talking
China looking Tokyo.

1018
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,010
Kanhaiyya, focus. Focus. Focus.

1019
00:59:35,510 --> 00:59:36,750
Where's the rest of my family.

1020
00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:38,940
They'll come later. - Okay.

1021
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,020
Please come in. - Yes.

1022
00:59:44,410 --> 00:59:45,420
Come in.

1023
00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:47,360
Come.

1024
00:59:48,650 --> 00:59:50,720
Greetings, father. - Bless you.

1025
00:59:53,860 --> 00:59:54,930
Come, sit.

1026
00:59:55,830 --> 00:59:58,600
No, I can't do that. I can't sit.

1027
00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:00,730
Why? - Father has a problem.

1028
01:00:01,030 --> 01:00:03,140
Due to an injury to the spinal cord...

1029
01:00:03,230 --> 01:00:05,800
he can't sit or sleep.

1030
01:00:05,870 --> 01:00:07,680
That's why I always keep standing.

1031
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:10,080
And my parrot also
keeps standing with me.

1032
01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:11,210
<i>Fight, Pram?</i>

1033
01:00:11,910 --> 01:00:12,720
Prem.

1034
01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:14,390
His name's Prem.

1035
01:00:14,850 --> 01:00:16,020
Prem Karjatiya.

1036
01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,520
Your parrot's quite big. - Yes.

1037
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:21,620
When I was small, so was he.

1038
01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:25,860
As I grew big, so did my Prem.

1039
01:00:26,590 --> 01:00:30,600
And my late wife
loved Prem more than me.

1040
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,710
Is this your family? - Yes.

1041
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,070
This is my sister, Sanskar. - Hello.

1042
01:00:36,130 --> 01:00:38,370
And that's her husband Sushil. - Wow.

1043
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:42,210
Sanskar, Sushil... really nice names.

1044
01:00:42,410 --> 01:00:43,750
Very traditional.

1045
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,390
What do you do, Sanskar?

1046
01:00:46,740 --> 01:00:48,150
Well, I give...

1047
01:00:48,210 --> 01:00:49,250
What do you give?

1048
01:00:49,350 --> 01:00:51,590
Education to poor kids.

1049
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:55,600
Inspiration to widows. - How nice.

1050
01:00:56,190 --> 01:00:58,100
And to bachelors...

1051
01:00:59,420 --> 01:01:00,200
Besan (FLOUR).

1052
01:01:00,820 --> 01:01:03,130
They deal in gram flour.

1053
01:01:03,330 --> 01:01:06,800
Sweet meat, flour...

1054
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,440
He's a master in
everything that's besan.

1055
01:01:09,530 --> 01:01:10,810
Oh, I see.

1056
01:01:11,130 --> 01:01:12,910
Even I love 'Besan'.

1057
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,040
You should let me try
your 'Besan' some day too.

1058
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,270
Of course.

1059
01:01:18,010 --> 01:01:19,820
Whenever you feel like...

1060
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:26,590
I will... fulfil your desire.

1061
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:29,730
Why she breathing so heavily?

1062
01:01:29,890 --> 01:01:30,890
Asthama.

1063
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:34,570
Sometimes my wife
gets asthama attacks.

1064
01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:39,670
Kanhaiyya,
why is she scratching herself?

1065
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,640
Well, she's my other sister Sucku.

1066
01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:43,080
I mean Sakshi.

1067
01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:45,310
And sometimes she gets an allergy.

1068
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:46,940
And that's why she
starts scratching herself.

1069
01:01:47,070 --> 01:01:48,610
Don't worry about her.

1070
01:01:48,910 --> 01:01:50,110
She'll get better.

1071
01:01:51,210 --> 01:01:52,710
And who's this young man?

1072
01:01:52,940 --> 01:01:54,350
This is her husband, Sunder.

1073
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:56,080
Hello. - I see...

1074
01:01:56,280 --> 01:02:00,020
Does he do the same business
as your other brother-in-law?

1075
01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:01,430
Yes.

1076
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:02,760
You got it right.

1077
01:02:02,850 --> 01:02:06,160
We lend each other a
hand in the family business.

1078
01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:07,790
Wow.

1079
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:11,030
I love the family that works together,
eats together...

1080
01:02:11,130 --> 01:02:12,130
and sleeps together.

1081
01:02:15,070 --> 01:02:16,740
Prem... don't worry.

1082
01:02:16,870 --> 01:02:18,110
He's just laughing.

1083
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,910
- Where the hell is Mickey?
- Where's who?

1084
01:02:23,010 --> 01:02:24,010
I was just saying...

1085
01:02:24,070 --> 01:02:27,610
- I am so glad to meet you.
- Me too, son.

1086
01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:30,490
But I don't see your parents around.

1087
01:02:30,650 --> 01:02:32,890
Well...

1088
01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:35,490
Son, here I am.

1089
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:41,570
He's here.

1090
01:02:55,070 --> 01:02:55,950
Shake it Daddy.

1091
01:02:57,010 --> 01:02:58,110
You are... - Pop.

1092
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,320
Kanhaiyya's father.

1093
01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:03,820
I see. I am really
glad to meet you. - I see.

1094
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,150
Glad to meet you.

1095
01:03:05,450 --> 01:03:06,950
Even my parrots happy to meet you.

1096
01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:08,360
Wow, your parrot's quite big.

1097
01:03:08,490 --> 01:03:10,490
- Greetings, uncle.
- No, no, darling. Come here.

1098
01:03:11,050 --> 01:03:12,800
I was waiting for this day.

1099
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,460
She is very soft.

1100
01:03:14,690 --> 01:03:16,600
What are you doing?

1101
01:03:16,690 --> 01:03:18,670
Don't hit on your
future sister-in-law?

1102
01:03:18,830 --> 01:03:20,170
If you hadn't shown up...

1103
01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:21,730
and you would've definitely
arrived for my final rites.

1104
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,070
Wow! Nice! Very nice!

1105
01:03:25,170 --> 01:03:28,910
Look at the budding father-son love.

1106
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:31,710
And they're so sweetly
whispering in each others ears.

1107
01:03:31,910 --> 01:03:33,720
That's Sanskar (VALUES).

1108
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,860
Did you... call me?

1109
01:03:36,910 --> 01:03:38,120
No, sister.

1110
01:03:38,350 --> 01:03:40,790
He was talking about
'Sanskar' in general, not you.

1111
01:03:41,850 --> 01:03:43,260
By the way, Kanhaiyya...

1112
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,130
I haven't seen your mother yet.

1113
01:03:45,190 --> 01:03:46,130
Mother?

1114
01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:47,830
Mother? - Mother.

1115
01:03:48,860 --> 01:03:49,930
Mother.

1116
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,000
We don't know where's her mother.

1117
01:03:55,030 --> 01:03:58,310
It's a long story. - Yes.

1118
01:03:58,700 --> 01:04:00,240
Long... very long.

1119
01:04:02,210 --> 01:04:03,810
Son! - Who's that?

1120
01:04:04,970 --> 01:04:05,980
I am here.

1121
01:04:08,850 --> 01:04:09,720
Rocky!

1122
01:04:10,550 --> 01:04:11,820
"Rocky. . Rocky."

1123
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,190
"Rocky. . Rocky."

1124
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:22,700
Kanhaiyya, let's run away.

1125
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:30,130
- Who are you?
- I am Kanhaiyya's father.

1126
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,180
Oh, God! Another father.

1127
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:33,310
Daddy?

1128
01:04:36,110 --> 01:04:37,640
You're his father, he is his father...

1129
01:04:37,770 --> 01:04:39,080
so many fathers.

1130
01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:45,320
I am the father... that
gave birth to him.

1131
01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:50,060
And he's the father
who raised him. - Yes.

1132
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,570
That's why he considers
us both his father.

1133
01:04:52,890 --> 01:04:54,100
And not just us...

1134
01:04:54,190 --> 01:04:57,260
he considers all the
men in this world his father.

1135
01:04:57,660 --> 01:04:58,570
Daddy!

1136
01:04:58,830 --> 01:04:59,810
Wow! - Wow!

1137
01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:01,840
Your son has such great ideals.

1138
01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:04,040
If everyone thinks like your son...

1139
01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:06,440
then everyone in the world
will treat each other as siblings.

1140
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,240
But, tell me something.

1141
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,140
Sanskar and Kanhaiyya
look like brother and sister.

1142
01:05:11,310 --> 01:05:13,580
But she doesn't look
like your daughter.

1143
01:05:15,450 --> 01:05:16,250
Her...

1144
01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:19,720
We adopted her when
she was very small.

1145
01:05:21,020 --> 01:05:22,520
Who's my...

1146
01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:24,160
Daddy.

1147
01:05:24,650 --> 01:05:26,960
Children will always remain children.

1148
01:05:28,990 --> 01:05:31,200
You should take rest, I am very tired.

1149
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,270
What? - I mean you must be tired,
because of the long journey.

1150
01:05:34,460 --> 01:05:36,210
Sakshi. Go show them the bedroom.

1151
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,140
Bedroom?

1152
01:05:37,670 --> 01:05:40,980
Anytime. It's my favourite place.

1153
01:05:41,170 --> 01:05:42,410
Actually,
please don't show them anything.

1154
01:05:42,570 --> 01:05:43,810
I think he's getting another attack.

1155
01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:46,280
Brother-in-law, you show them the way.

1156
01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:47,250
Yes, let's go.

1157
01:05:47,340 --> 01:05:48,150
Yes, of course.

1158
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:50,120
Come, I'll show you your bedroom.

1159
01:05:50,210 --> 01:05:51,210
They're gone now.

1160
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,350
Pathetic actress...
you're going out of character.

1161
01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:54,860
Lock her in the bathroom.

1162
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,560
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?

1163
01:05:57,490 --> 01:05:58,520
Where did you come from?

1164
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:01,360
I am your friend.
How could I leave you dangling?

1165
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,300
Who is it now?

1166
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,370
I'll go take a look.

1167
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,200
Why are you going inside?

1168
01:06:13,270 --> 01:06:15,750
- Who are you?
- What language are they speaking?

1169
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,980
Look, madam.
I think you're in the wrong film.

1170
01:06:22,250 --> 01:06:23,450
Everything already quite fishy here.

1171
01:06:28,420 --> 01:06:30,920
"I am saying that
I am at the right place."

1172
01:06:36,990 --> 01:06:40,530
"I'm aunt Sindoor,
Karjatiya's widow sister."

1173
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,580
Oh, hello. Hello.

1174
01:06:42,630 --> 01:06:43,770
If she was blind too...

1175
01:06:44,070 --> 01:06:46,510
she could've played Rani
Mukherjee's part in 'Black 2'.

1176
01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:59,520
"You won't know the worth
of a pinch of vermillion, mister."

1177
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:00,790
Hey mister, listen here.

1178
01:07:00,950 --> 01:07:04,060
We don't understand
your nonsense at all.

1179
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,230
First you blabber something,
then this dog barks...

1180
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,000
Hey, his name is Sakru.

1181
01:07:10,730 --> 01:07:12,600
Wow, then he'll come in handy.

1182
01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:13,770
Anyway. <i>..</i>

1183
01:07:13,860 --> 01:07:15,740
First he barks, and then you bark...

1184
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:16,780
I mean you speak after him.

1185
01:07:16,930 --> 01:07:18,380
I mean what's this threesome.

1186
01:07:18,430 --> 01:07:22,210
You see, Sakru understands
what Sindoor aunty says.

1187
01:07:22,370 --> 01:07:24,180
And I understand what Sakru says.

1188
01:07:33,650 --> 01:07:36,630
There's only one hero
amongst all these villains.

1189
01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:37,690
Who is he?

1190
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,200
Why don't you go up?

1191
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:44,130
No, no. I meant the
room besides your brother.

1192
01:07:44,530 --> 01:07:46,400
Brother-in-law and sister,
take them inside.

1193
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,870
Hello. - Come, come.

1194
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:55,210
Who could it be now?

1195
01:07:55,370 --> 01:07:57,080
Whenever this bell rings...

1196
01:07:57,170 --> 01:07:59,050
there's always
some kind of trouble.

1197
01:07:59,110 --> 01:08:00,310
You shut up. - Wait, wait.

1198
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,590
Go see what new problem is it now?

1199
01:08:12,090 --> 01:08:12,730
Oh my, God.

1200
01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:15,030
Why are you giving expressions...

1201
01:08:15,090 --> 01:08:16,500
like it's a big problem.

1202
01:08:16,730 --> 01:08:17,860
It is a big problem.

1203
01:08:17,990 --> 01:08:20,740
My real father's here. - What?

1204
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:23,540
But who gave him my address? - I did.

1205
01:08:23,630 --> 01:08:24,200
What?

1206
01:08:24,330 --> 01:08:27,040
As your friend, I called
him up and told him everything.

1207
01:08:27,140 --> 01:08:28,880
What? - Heyelled at me and hung up.

1208
01:08:28,970 --> 01:08:30,540
I didn't know he'll
come here personally.

1209
01:08:30,610 --> 01:08:32,710
That's why I came here dressed
as your father, to help you out.

1210
01:08:32,910 --> 01:08:34,480
Our entire plan is ruined.

1211
01:08:34,780 --> 01:08:37,280
Couldn't you find a better
time to show your friendship?

1212
01:08:37,380 --> 01:08:38,760
Sorry, buddy. But don't open the door.

1213
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:41,050
Or else it'll become
a triple role of your father.

1214
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,160
Should I let them stay outside? - Yes.

1215
01:08:43,290 --> 01:08:45,790
Your aunty will like it. - Get lost.

1216
01:08:46,090 --> 01:08:47,530
They'll pop it for a while,
and then leave.

1217
01:08:47,590 --> 01:08:49,300
What? - The bell.

1218
01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:52,240
My father won't leave so easily.

1219
01:08:52,430 --> 01:08:53,770
He'll come in and pop us.

1220
01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:55,270
Who would know that better than me?

1221
01:08:55,730 --> 01:08:56,370
What.

1222
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:00,910
Someone's ringing the bell...

1223
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,210
and you're not opening the door.

1224
01:09:02,770 --> 01:09:05,050
Guests are like God, son.

1225
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,880
- Open the door.
- Open the door.

1226
01:09:06,980 --> 01:09:09,480
This guest will surely send us to God.

1227
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,290
I was about to open it.

1228
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:14,620
But either the police or the
beggar rings the bell for so long.

1229
01:09:14,980 --> 01:09:16,020
Police won't come here.

1230
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:17,630
So I thought it must be beggars.

1231
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:20,060
Beggars are also a effigy of God, son.

1232
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:22,130
- Okay, I'll open the door.
- No, no, no.

1233
01:09:22,190 --> 01:09:23,470
How can you open
the door when I am here?

1234
01:09:23,590 --> 01:09:25,100
You're elder to me.
I'll open the door.

1235
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,500
You go inside, go on.

1236
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:30,700
These things have no
connection with age, son.

1237
01:09:30,970 --> 01:09:32,380
Come on, I'll open it.

1238
01:09:34,970 --> 01:09:35,780
Welcome.

1239
01:09:35,870 --> 01:09:36,410
Hello. - Hi.

1240
01:09:36,470 --> 01:09:39,580
Come in. - Mister,
you look from a descent family.

1241
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:42,450
So why do you carry
these big suitcases and beg?

1242
01:09:42,650 --> 01:09:44,520
I had heard about
International Khiladi (PLAYER).

1243
01:09:44,610 --> 01:09:46,420
But this is the first time I
saw an International Bhikari (BEGGAR).

1244
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:49,220
You are a beggar,
you and your entire family.

1245
01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:51,660
Do I look like beggars to you?

1246
01:09:51,850 --> 01:09:55,530
My name is Mr. P.K. Lele.

1247
01:09:55,690 --> 01:09:57,300
And that handsome
boy standing there...

1248
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:58,240
Look here.

1249
01:09:58,830 --> 01:10:00,640
I am his father.

1250
01:10:01,260 --> 01:10:02,540
Oh, God! Another Pop!

1251
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,700
Mister, don't forget your manners.

1252
01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:07,380
This handsome boy
you're talking about...

1253
01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:09,310
I am his future father-in-law.

1254
01:10:09,410 --> 01:10:10,980
Surya Karjatiya.

1255
01:10:11,210 --> 01:10:13,210
Kanhaiyya... he's your father...

1256
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:14,780
he's your father
and he's also your father.

1257
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,790
So many fathers? - Speak up.

1258
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,030
Yes... and no.

1259
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,780
That is my mother.

1260
01:10:21,650 --> 01:10:23,260
Kanhaiyya, what's going on?

1261
01:10:23,590 --> 01:10:25,330
Which fathers is he talking about?

1262
01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:27,960
He's talking about your sins.

1263
01:10:28,060 --> 01:10:29,470
Let's go now, I'll explain you later.

1264
01:10:29,530 --> 01:10:30,970
- Go get some rest first.
- Where are you taking us?

1265
01:10:31,090 --> 01:10:32,800
Why was that old
man calling me a beggar?

1266
01:10:32,930 --> 01:10:33,700
Bloody old man.

1267
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:36,010
Kanhaiyya.

1268
01:10:37,170 --> 01:10:40,010
Why did you lock them up in the room?

1269
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,540
And what's this exhibition of fathers?

1270
01:10:42,770 --> 01:10:44,270
No exhibition...

1271
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,620
He's my step-father.

1272
01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:50,120
Step-father? - Yes... didn't
I tell you it's a long story.

1273
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:52,720
My mother, who was first my aunty.

1274
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:54,420
He's her husband.

1275
01:10:54,550 --> 01:10:56,430
My step-mother's step-husband...

1276
01:10:56,690 --> 01:10:59,060
which is my future step-father.

1277
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,700
But unfortunately, my step-mother...

1278
01:11:01,890 --> 01:11:04,840
has come here with her boyfriend.

1279
01:11:06,130 --> 01:11:08,770
You mean your aunt's your mother now.

1280
01:11:08,830 --> 01:11:10,280
Yes and no.

1281
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:14,710
Actually... my aunty left
my father for her new boyfriend.

1282
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,870
Yeah... I didn't get it.

1283
01:11:16,970 --> 01:11:21,150
Wait, son. Whatever you said,
please explain hat in Hindi.

1284
01:11:21,340 --> 01:11:24,260
Basically, father... Madhuri
has left Monish Bahl...

1285
01:11:24,310 --> 01:11:26,120
and going around with Salman.

1286
01:11:26,350 --> 01:11:28,060
Oh, then say it like that.

1287
01:11:28,180 --> 01:11:29,720
Now I get it. - Right?

1288
01:11:29,790 --> 01:11:30,860
But what can be done now?

1289
01:11:31,190 --> 01:11:32,890
Your father is crazy
about your aunty...

1290
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:35,330
but she hits on other guys.

1291
01:11:35,590 --> 01:11:37,800
I can understand your emotion.

1292
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,870
But why did your father
lock those two up in the room?

1293
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:43,870
Well... well...

1294
01:11:43,970 --> 01:11:45,950
Because I knew that my father...

1295
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:49,880
wouldn't be able to see
my aunty with her new boyfriend.

1296
01:11:50,110 --> 01:11:51,680
And if anything happens to him...

1297
01:11:51,770 --> 01:11:54,550
then I'll become
fatherless instantly.

1298
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:56,310
Papa!

1299
01:11:58,280 --> 01:11:59,560
How sad.

1300
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,130
I am really sad to know...

1301
01:12:03,350 --> 01:12:06,330
that someone's trying
to have fun on your expenses.

1302
01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:09,500
Kanhaiyya's aunt is at fault too.

1303
01:12:09,730 --> 01:12:12,040
If she hadn't fallen... then
this would've never happened.

1304
01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:14,630
But I've compromised with the fact...

1305
01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:15,870
that what's done is done.

1306
01:12:16,030 --> 01:12:17,270
Someone else slept with her.

1307
01:12:17,530 --> 01:12:22,110
But how can anyone sleep
with her other than me. - What?

1308
01:12:23,170 --> 01:12:26,240
I mean... I will awaken her. - Who?

1309
01:12:26,740 --> 01:12:27,850
Her love...

1310
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:30,850
The heart that once beat for you.

1311
01:12:31,510 --> 01:12:34,860
That's rituals,
that's values... and that's tradition.

1312
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:37,760
But you don't have too long. - What?

1313
01:12:37,850 --> 01:12:40,090
No, I mean you're here
only for a short time.

1314
01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:42,360
You'll fix their marriage and leave.

1315
01:12:43,230 --> 01:12:44,070
No!

1316
01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:47,030
No! - No!

1317
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:52,310
Now... I'll leave only
after fixing all the relations.

1318
01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:57,880
My daughters... as well
as my daughter's mother-in-law's.

1319
01:12:58,310 --> 01:12:59,120
Come, dear.

1320
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:00,240
Let's go.

1321
01:13:01,340 --> 01:13:03,790
We're <i>sc***</i> because of your father.

1322
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,530
Now he wants to unite your aunty...

1323
01:13:05,650 --> 01:13:08,750
with your real father,
who's actually a fake. - Yes.

1324
01:13:08,850 --> 01:13:10,160
Until now I called her aunty...

1325
01:13:10,350 --> 01:13:11,890
so how can I call her dear.

1326
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:13,390
You stay away from her.

1327
01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:14,730
So what if she isn't my real mother.

1328
01:13:15,090 --> 01:13:17,200
But even she has
changed my soiled pants.

1329
01:13:17,630 --> 01:13:18,660
I will stay away.

1330
01:13:18,930 --> 01:13:22,470
But that Karjatiya will
keep trying to bring us closer.

1331
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:23,780
Whatever...

1332
01:13:23,970 --> 01:13:27,070
Your aunty looks like a MILF. - MILF.

1333
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:29,380
'Maasi I Love to Facebook!'

1334
01:13:29,570 --> 01:13:30,780
What did you think?

1335
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:32,680
I am saw.

1336
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:35,320
Kanhaiyya open the door.

1337
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:39,920
Open the door, or else your
father will knock it down. - Open it.

1338
01:13:39,980 --> 01:13:42,390
Don't you know my power?

1339
01:13:43,190 --> 01:13:44,720
Open the door or else I'll break it.

1340
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,000
I will break it!

1341
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:59,600
"To make a flora out flowers..."

1342
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:03,940
"To make a flora out flowers..."

1343
01:14:04,010 --> 01:14:06,580
"One needs some silk, and some glass."

1344
01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:09,450
If you hadn't caught me,
I would've fallen down.

1345
01:14:09,510 --> 01:14:10,990
How could I let you fall?

1346
01:14:11,050 --> 01:14:12,120
After all you're Kanhaiyya's aunty...

1347
01:14:12,210 --> 01:14:13,120
I mean his mother.

1348
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:15,860
If I was falling down,
you would've caught me too.

1349
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:20,770
First you fall... and
then watch how I catch you.

1350
01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:23,770
Stop behaving cheaply.

1351
01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:27,470
And tell me, son.
What's going on? - Yes.

1352
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:28,770
Why did you lock us up?

1353
01:14:28,830 --> 01:14:32,110
To save you an aunty
from Karjatiya's parrot.

1354
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,240
Yes, his parrot's so sweet.

1355
01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:35,180
Shut up.

1356
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:38,350
And stop praising other's parrots.

1357
01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:40,890
He goes crazy when
he sees boobsurat...

1358
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:42,250
I mean Khoobsurat
(BEAUTIFUL) women.

1359
01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:43,290
Yes!

1360
01:14:43,510 --> 01:14:46,960
Dad, I locked you inside to save
you from Karjatiya's pervert parrot.

1361
01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:47,990
Yes!

1362
01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:51,070
Sir, that parrot's got
a bad reputation in Bangkok.

1363
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:51,720
Yes!

1364
01:14:51,790 --> 01:14:53,960
Do I look like a parrot to you? - Yes!

1365
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,330
No, no...

1366
01:14:55,390 --> 01:14:57,840
Stop making a fool out of me.

1367
01:14:58,360 --> 01:14:59,700
And tell me, son.

1368
01:15:00,030 --> 01:15:03,530
I don't see your
scoundrel friend Rocky.

1369
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:08,610
By the way, I wouldn't have
come here if he hadn't called me.

1370
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,040
And why wouldn't I come.

1371
01:15:10,140 --> 01:15:12,640
After all... I am your father.

1372
01:15:15,610 --> 01:15:17,220
"Rocky. . Rocky."

1373
01:15:22,220 --> 01:15:25,790
His face reminds me... of Rocky.

1374
01:15:28,790 --> 01:15:29,740
Rocky?

1375
01:15:29,790 --> 01:15:30,790
Rocky who?

1376
01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:34,930
He was a shameless and cheap guy.

1377
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:39,810
He turned his
granny... into super-granny.

1378
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:40,810
I mean she's dead.

1379
01:15:40,970 --> 01:15:41,850
Is that what happened?

1380
01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:43,980
Rocky...
How can my face look like him?

1381
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,250
Look. How this possible?

1382
01:15:45,310 --> 01:15:46,050
Look.

1383
01:15:46,210 --> 01:15:49,020
Yeah... that's really big.

1384
01:15:49,950 --> 01:15:51,360
Oh my, God. Sorry, sorry.

1385
01:15:51,450 --> 01:15:52,760
No problem. - How stupid of you.

1386
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:54,360
I forgive you.

1387
01:15:54,450 --> 01:15:55,490
By the way, son...

1388
01:15:55,580 --> 01:15:58,390
why was karjatiya
calling him your father?

1389
01:15:58,490 --> 01:16:01,370
Father? No? He's my boss.

1390
01:16:01,460 --> 01:16:04,500
Since I came here,
he's treated me like a son.

1391
01:16:04,830 --> 01:16:07,710
He recognised my
talent that you didn't.

1392
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:09,440
And that's why, for Mr. Karjatiya...

1393
01:16:09,530 --> 01:16:11,010
he's like my father.

1394
01:16:11,130 --> 01:16:14,010
By the way,
is he actually someone's father...

1395
01:16:14,140 --> 01:16:15,340
or is he still a bachelor?

1396
01:16:15,870 --> 01:16:20,120
- Why are you eager to know?
- For general knowledge.

1397
01:16:20,210 --> 01:16:22,350
Generally your general knowledge...

1398
01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:24,080
is limited to the bedroom.

1399
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,060
By the way, son... who's this Nepali?

1400
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:31,860
He... - I am the guy
who recognised his talent...

1401
01:16:32,150 --> 01:16:33,600
which even his father couldn't.

1402
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:38,000
So... he's like a father to him.

1403
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,160
Yes.

1404
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:42,210
And what about the
others that were here?

1405
01:16:42,460 --> 01:16:44,770
We're the front-end,
and they're back-end.

1406
01:16:44,870 --> 01:16:48,080
And together we lend
each other a hand in our job.

1407
01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:50,170
What do you guys do?

1408
01:16:50,810 --> 01:16:54,650
We've a huge factory
of Organic Sandwich.

1409
01:16:54,710 --> 01:16:56,820
We all roll over each
other and work together.

1410
01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:59,120
Do come some day we'll
let you lick the sauce.

1411
01:17:01,180 --> 01:17:03,220
You must be tired,
I'll go take some rest.

1412
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:06,460
I mean you must be tired,
go get some rest.

1413
01:17:06,660 --> 01:17:08,360
Come, let me show you your room.

1414
01:17:08,460 --> 01:17:09,060
Come.

1415
01:17:09,390 --> 01:17:10,030
Go on.

1416
01:17:11,630 --> 01:17:12,630
Sauce... - Yes. Mine's already out.

1417
01:17:25,670 --> 01:17:27,650
Kanhaiyya's aunty is
openly giving it to me.

1418
01:17:28,110 --> 01:17:28,780
Line.

1419
01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:32,020
Kanhaiyya's step-mother...

1420
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,250
wants to make you her lover.

1421
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:36,260
She's in full mood to
sing a duet with you. - Quiet.

1422
01:17:36,450 --> 01:17:38,400
Don't say this in front
of Kanhaiyya. - Why.

1423
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:39,930
He'll break my bones.

1424
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,960
Let him play his flute with his Radha.

1425
01:17:58,910 --> 01:18:01,750
"I am crazy Karimi."

1426
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:05,090
"I am single and lonely."

1427
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:15,930
"I am crazy Karimi. - O Boy."

1428
01:18:15,990 --> 01:18:19,340
"I am single and lonely. - O Boy."

1429
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,540
"I am a hot cracker. - O Boy."

1430
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:26,170
"I am like Lady Gaga. - O Boy."

1431
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:27,940
"Give me... Give me."

1432
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,640
"Give it to me."

1433
01:18:29,740 --> 01:18:36,850
"Will you give me your heart."

1434
01:18:37,010 --> 01:18:40,430
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1435
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:43,830
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1436
01:18:43,890 --> 01:18:47,200
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1437
01:18:47,290 --> 01:18:50,830
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1438
01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:55,410
"Come on everybody move it!"

1439
01:18:55,660 --> 01:18:57,140
"Come on everybody shake it!"

1440
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,070
"Come on everybody do it like I do!"

1441
01:18:59,170 --> 01:19:00,410
"Like the sexy lady."

1442
01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:12,290
"Handle with care..."

1443
01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:14,390
"I am fragile item."

1444
01:19:14,580 --> 01:19:18,090
"We'll spend the night
in the candle night."

1445
01:19:18,150 --> 01:19:21,530
"I'll start with
slowly-slowly touching you."

1446
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:25,230
"Don't pretend,
you're a master in this."

1447
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,500
<i>“Baby, baby...“</i>

1448
01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:29,200
"You're my baby."

1449
01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:36,610
"From now I'll be your soft toy."

1450
01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:39,980
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1451
01:19:40,110 --> 01:19:43,390
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1452
01:19:43,580 --> 01:19:46,820
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1453
01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:50,330
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1454
01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:15,390
"Love in the air..."

1455
01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:17,480
"darling, feel the ambiance."

1456
01:20:17,610 --> 01:20:20,790
"Get ready, we're going
to love each other awesome."

1457
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:24,530
"There's an intoxication
taking over me."

1458
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:28,500
"It's a short game,
but it's lots of fun."

1459
01:20:29,090 --> 01:20:30,540
<i>“Baby, baby...“</i>

1460
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:32,200
"You're my baby."

1461
01:20:32,490 --> 01:20:38,640
"From now I'll be your soft toy."

1462
01:20:39,870 --> 01:20:43,080
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1463
01:20:43,340 --> 01:20:46,440
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1464
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,990
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1465
01:20:50,110 --> 01:20:53,320
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1466
01:20:53,550 --> 01:20:56,830
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1467
01:20:57,050 --> 01:21:00,660
"O Boy...
O Boy... You're my soft toy."

1468
01:21:05,990 --> 01:21:08,870
Look, he's snatched our
peace and sleeping himself.

1469
01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:10,130
Get up.

1470
01:21:10,430 --> 01:21:13,210
Son, lift up your a”.

1471
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:15,400
If you keep dreaming all day...

1472
01:21:15,470 --> 01:21:17,880
then your dreams of
becoming rich will shatter.

1473
01:21:17,970 --> 01:21:19,210
What do you mean?

1474
01:21:19,270 --> 01:21:23,810
I mean... the client's giving
me sleepless nights for a new DP.

1475
01:21:24,150 --> 01:21:25,280
Please explain him.

1476
01:21:25,350 --> 01:21:27,590
In my line of work,
the competition is tough.

1477
01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:30,290
And for this job,
I only need two things.

1478
01:21:30,350 --> 01:21:31,700
Camera and room, very simple.

1479
01:21:31,750 --> 01:21:32,530
Wait a minute.

1480
01:21:33,090 --> 01:21:34,800
How will you shoot a
film in all this confusion?

1481
01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,460
Don't worry.

1482
01:21:36,590 --> 01:21:40,770
I'll shoot so secretly,
that no one will know.

1483
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:45,440
Kalim... an ordinary girl like her...

1484
01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:48,210
can't become the empress of India.

1485
01:21:48,470 --> 01:21:50,970
Champakali is not some ordinary girl.

1486
01:21:52,940 --> 01:21:54,350
She's a virgin.

1487
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:57,720
Beautiful, capricious and alluring.

1488
01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:00,360
If you can give her
your royal piece...

1489
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:01,760
If that's the case...

1490
01:22:01,850 --> 01:22:04,960
then I won't bury her in the wall.

1491
01:22:05,690 --> 01:22:07,530
In fact, I'll take her to heaven.

1492
01:22:08,890 --> 01:22:09,890
Come on, baby.

1493
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:14,600
I am scared, your highness.

1494
01:22:15,030 --> 01:22:17,940
When in love... no need to be afraid.

1495
01:22:20,570 --> 01:22:21,670
Cut. Cut. Cut.

1496
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:23,310
What's the secret code?

1497
01:22:24,310 --> 01:22:25,220
Go take a look.

1498
01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:26,650
Kanhaiya, you?

1499
01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:28,650
You're shooting Mughal-e-Azam...

1500
01:22:28,910 --> 01:22:30,720
And father's waiting
at the dining table...

1501
01:22:30,810 --> 01:22:31,950
to have Mughlai food with everyone.

1502
01:22:32,110 --> 01:22:33,790
Just five more minutes,
we're at the climax.

1503
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:34,950
Hurry up. Hurry UP-

1504
01:22:35,950 --> 01:22:36,550
Wait.

1505
01:22:36,650 --> 01:22:37,860
What's the secret code?

1506
01:22:40,490 --> 01:22:41,830
That must be Sucku.

1507
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:43,060
Only she makes sounds like that.

1508
01:22:43,190 --> 01:22:45,430
Take her in. - Yes.

1509
01:22:51,870 --> 01:22:53,640
It's the deaf aunty standing outside.

1510
01:22:53,870 --> 01:22:55,680
I hope... she didn't see anything.

1511
01:22:55,740 --> 01:22:58,050
And if she did,
she'll go blind with shock.

1512
01:22:58,170 --> 01:23:01,120
Hide. Everyone hide. - Hide.

1513
01:23:01,180 --> 01:23:03,780
Rocky, idea. Idea.

1514
01:23:03,850 --> 01:23:05,120
Say it. Say it.

1515
01:23:07,180 --> 01:23:08,680
No overacting... careful.

1516
01:23:20,030 --> 01:23:21,370
What's going on here?

1517
01:23:21,730 --> 01:23:24,570
Actually... we're doing a play...

1518
01:23:24,630 --> 01:23:26,440
for the Indian
organization of Bangkok.

1519
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:27,570
Pavitra Rishtey.

1520
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:28,880
We were rehearsing for that.

1521
01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:29,980
Yes.

1522
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:38,050
But what was that girl
doing bent over before him?

1523
01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:39,090
She...

1524
01:23:39,150 --> 01:23:42,320
Actually, she's washing
her father's feet before dinner.

1525
01:23:46,790 --> 01:23:48,560
Normally we wash our
hands before a meal...

1526
01:23:48,620 --> 01:23:49,630
who washes their feet.

1527
01:23:49,730 --> 01:23:52,370
In our family,
we wash everything before a meal.

1528
01:23:53,530 --> 01:23:54,200
Why?

1529
01:23:55,430 --> 01:23:57,100
Because... before eating our meal...

1530
01:23:57,270 --> 01:23:59,710
we join our hands
and thank the Lord.

1531
01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:04,080
Because God's revered through
a clean mind, and clean body. - Yes.

1532
01:24:04,210 --> 01:24:05,450
Lord, help us.

1533
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:09,850
"Radha's incomplete without Shyam."

1534
01:24:10,050 --> 01:24:14,590
<i>“Say RadherRadhe-Radhe.“</i>

1535
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:18,690
"Radha's incomplete without Shyam."

1536
01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:22,100
Even after living in Thailand...

1537
01:24:22,290 --> 01:24:27,830
you didn't forget your culture,
rituals and tradition.

1538
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,940
This has made me really happy.

1539
01:24:31,130 --> 01:24:33,510
Why don't we all go
for a picnic tomorrow...

1540
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:37,480
so that we get to
know each other better.

1541
01:24:38,610 --> 01:24:41,280
There's another thing I
would like to share with everyone.

1542
01:24:41,680 --> 01:24:43,680
My dear sister, Sindoor...

1543
01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:47,990
who lost her voice and
her husband on her wedding night...

1544
01:24:48,150 --> 01:24:50,600
And I've always seen
disappointment on her face...

1545
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:54,160
and tears on her face.

1546
01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:59,310
But years later,
I can see a smile on her face.

1547
01:24:59,830 --> 01:25:01,000
And only“.

1548
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:10,450
"Radha's incomplete without Shyam."

1549
01:25:10,540 --> 01:25:15,220
<i>“Say RadherRadhe-Radhe.“</i>

1550
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:16,920
"Radha's incomplete without Shyam."

1551
01:25:18,510 --> 01:25:25,490
that she's sitting
here with here, with us.

1552
01:25:57,890 --> 01:26:04,240
And I believe... that the
love between us should grow.

1553
01:26:11,530 --> 01:26:16,110
All I want is that
we all live together...

1554
01:26:16,170 --> 01:26:18,780
just like in Suraj
Barjatiya's films.

1555
01:26:20,010 --> 01:26:22,320
And we all progress together.

1556
01:26:51,410 --> 01:26:56,750
I'll go get the sweetmeat
for you and Kanhaiyya's mother.

1557
01:26:56,910 --> 01:26:59,320
What? - No, no...

1558
01:27:00,580 --> 01:27:02,460
I'll get sweetmeat for everyone.

1559
01:27:05,050 --> 01:27:05,830
Hello sir.

1560
01:27:12,730 --> 01:27:14,930
This mixture will
bring the spice back...

1561
01:27:15,100 --> 01:27:20,570
in Kanhaiyya's father
and aunty's shattered love life.

1562
01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:25,480
The sweetmeat's here.

1563
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:27,250
Serve it to everyone.

1564
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:29,250
Hurry up. - This is for you.

1565
01:27:29,440 --> 01:27:30,290
Thank you.

1566
01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:32,220
This is for you. - Thank you.

1567
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:34,520
The sweetmeaﬂs really nice.

1568
01:28:15,460 --> 01:28:17,400
What's wrong with you today?

1569
01:28:17,490 --> 01:28:18,730
You're not getting tired.

1570
01:28:23,930 --> 01:28:25,610
Plan successful.

1571
01:28:31,210 --> 01:28:32,240
Who could it be at this hour?

1572
01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:33,490
I'll see.

1573
01:28:42,380 --> 01:28:44,420
Kanhaiyya's aunty.
Hide under the building.

1574
01:28:44,620 --> 01:28:46,100
Building? - I mean hide under the bed.

1575
01:28:46,150 --> 01:28:47,660
Hide, hurry up. - Okay.

1576
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:49,830
Where's my moustache?

1577
01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:58,070
What are you, doing here at this hour?

1578
01:28:58,370 --> 01:28:59,900
You called me here...

1579
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,570
and now you're asking
what am I doing here?

1580
01:29:01,770 --> 01:29:02,910
I called you.

1581
01:29:02,970 --> 01:29:04,210
Naughty bo'!-

1582
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:05,650
Let's have some fun.

1583
01:29:05,940 --> 01:29:10,790
"I've found the gem of love."

1584
01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:15,790
That was Kanhaiyya's voice.

1585
01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:17,620
What are you doing here?

1586
01:29:19,850 --> 01:29:21,530
Kanhaiyya, open the door.

1587
01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:22,860
Hide, hide... - Kanhaiyya.

1588
01:29:25,030 --> 01:29:27,170
Father. - Is everything fine?

1589
01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:29,170
Yes. - I heard you scream.

1590
01:29:29,230 --> 01:29:30,500
No, father, nothing to worry about.

1591
01:29:30,570 --> 01:29:32,240
Go and sleep. It's quite late.

1592
01:29:32,330 --> 01:29:33,470
I'll sleep too. - Yes.

1593
01:29:33,570 --> 01:29:35,740
Okay. - Early to bed, early to rise.

1594
01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:37,610
Come on, baby.
Come. - What if someone comes here?

1595
01:29:37,670 --> 01:29:39,240
- We'll get in problem.
- No one will come.

1596
01:29:39,310 --> 01:29:40,620
We will come.

1597
01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:42,250
Look, Kanhaiyya will never forgive me.

1598
01:29:42,510 --> 01:29:45,860
I want you to have
a relation with him...

1599
01:29:45,910 --> 01:29:48,050
which even his father couldn't.

1600
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:49,750
What relation?

1601
01:29:49,820 --> 01:29:52,390
As a friend. - I am his friend.

1602
01:29:52,490 --> 01:29:53,800
I mean I am also his friend.

1603
01:29:53,890 --> 01:29:56,730
Then come on, let's turn
this friendship into something more.

1604
01:29:56,790 --> 01:29:58,930
No, please.. - Right now.

1605
01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:04,640
Shalu. You know the red color...

1606
01:30:05,230 --> 01:30:06,370
What are you doing? - Sorry.

1607
01:30:06,430 --> 01:30:07,210
I didn't mean that.

1608
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:09,540
No, no, no.

1609
01:30:09,840 --> 01:30:13,150
You're okay? - Focus. Focus. Focus.

1610
01:30:14,810 --> 01:30:16,020
Kanhaiyya.

1611
01:30:19,910 --> 01:30:22,390
- What are you doing here?
- Waiting for you.

1612
01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:24,320
Come on, baby. - Not now.

1613
01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:26,870
- What if father comes back?
- I don't care.

1614
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:28,730
Since I saw you...

1615
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:30,930
there's just one thought
that crosses my mind.

1616
01:30:30,990 --> 01:30:31,990
Which one?

1617
01:30:32,090 --> 01:30:33,600
"Let the dawn not rise."

1618
01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:35,640
"Let's not lose this night."

1619
01:30:35,730 --> 01:30:38,470
"Let's not let each other sleep."

1620
01:30:38,570 --> 01:30:40,200
"I am you're hero?" - Yeah.

1621
01:30:40,270 --> 01:30:41,340
That's my favourite film.

1622
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:42,470
I'll go get the DVD right away.

1623
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:45,110
- Where are you going?
- I'll go get the DVD.

1624
01:30:47,610 --> 01:30:54,220
All I want is that you
and me are locked in a room...

1625
01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:57,230
- and the Key's found.
- You mean lost.

1626
01:30:57,290 --> 01:30:59,130
"Yeah, yeah... whatever."

1627
01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:03,100
Let's go, Prem.

1628
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:15,510
Why are you following me around?

1629
01:31:18,870 --> 01:31:20,080
I am going to sleep.

1630
01:31:20,210 --> 01:31:22,090
You go sleep too... with this Sakru.

1631
01:31:23,710 --> 01:31:24,710
Sorry.

1632
01:31:25,050 --> 01:31:25,960
Goodnight.

1633
01:31:37,630 --> 01:31:39,300
I told you father will come back.

1634
01:31:39,390 --> 01:31:41,310
Now hide, hide.

1635
01:31:44,070 --> 01:31:45,910
What are you doing outside
my room at this hour?

1636
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:47,240
Your aunty...

1637
01:31:50,310 --> 01:31:52,080
- What happened?
- Your aunt's in my room.

1638
01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:53,910
And she's hell-bent
on making me your father.

1639
01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:55,550
10 minutes more, and 9 months later...

1640
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:57,120
our kid would call you brother.

1641
01:31:57,180 --> 01:31:59,490
Rascal, did you do
something wrong with her?

1642
01:31:59,550 --> 01:32:00,990
I wouldn't be here if I wanted to.

1643
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:01,750
Come, I'll show you.

1644
01:32:09,890 --> 01:32:11,130
Yeah!

1645
01:32:11,490 --> 01:32:13,670
Early to bed and early to rise.

1646
01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:19,170
Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

1647
01:32:21,670 --> 01:32:24,480
Father's coming... this
way with his parrot.

1648
01:32:25,310 --> 01:32:26,840
Where did he come from?

1649
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:31,020
Want to have some fun? - Yes.

1650
01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:31,820
Take him with you.

1651
01:32:31,950 --> 01:32:33,150
Lights off, pack up!

1652
01:32:35,220 --> 01:32:36,920
How did the lights go off?

1653
01:32:39,890 --> 01:32:41,200
Come on, I'll show you.

1654
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:45,630
Strange.

1655
01:32:46,390 --> 01:32:49,030
I heard a commotion and light.

1656
01:32:49,500 --> 01:32:51,030
What happened suddenly?

1657
01:32:54,170 --> 01:32:55,110
See.

1658
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:00,910
See. - Yes.

1659
01:33:36,110 --> 01:33:37,680
Such nice people.

1660
01:33:37,750 --> 01:33:40,190
Noble. Courteous. Cultured.

1661
01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:41,160
Right, aunty.

1662
01:33:46,890 --> 01:33:48,830
What are you doing here at this hour?

1663
01:33:50,260 --> 01:33:53,430
I...was looking for the bathroom.

1664
01:33:54,260 --> 01:33:56,500
I will have to take a bath.

1665
01:34:04,810 --> 01:34:07,410
Watching my aunty behave so cheaply...

1666
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:08,780
makes me want to puke.

1667
01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:10,820
I am sure Karjatiya is behind this.

1668
01:34:11,150 --> 01:34:13,220
Otherwise my aunty would
never do a thing like this.

1669
01:34:13,350 --> 01:34:15,160
We must stop Karjatiya at any cost.

1670
01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:17,730
Otherwise... aunty will
try to rock my world every day.

1671
01:34:18,350 --> 01:34:19,660
We must make that
old man understand...

1672
01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:23,330
no matter how hard he tries,
it won't kindle aunt's flame for me.

1673
01:34:23,830 --> 01:34:24,430
How's that?

1674
01:34:24,660 --> 01:34:25,800
"Rocky."

1675
01:34:26,030 --> 01:34:27,270
By telling him...

1676
01:34:27,730 --> 01:34:29,210
the one holding my rolling-pin...

1677
01:34:29,630 --> 01:34:31,870
is another Vidya
Balan in my kitchen.

1678
01:34:32,430 --> 01:34:33,470
Another Vidya Balan?

1679
01:34:33,870 --> 01:34:34,970
Yes. - I didn't get it.

1680
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:37,780
I mean my fake girlfriend.

1681
01:34:38,210 --> 01:34:39,690
Fake girlfriend? - Yes.

1682
01:34:39,910 --> 01:34:42,680
I mean your fake second step-mother.

1683
01:34:45,480 --> 01:34:48,720
Now watch... how I turn
your family's clean picture...

1684
01:34:49,250 --> 01:34:51,130
into a dirty picture.

1685
01:34:55,890 --> 01:34:58,030
"Rocky!"

1686
01:34:58,090 --> 01:35:00,570
Of course, darling. I miss you too.

1687
01:35:00,900 --> 01:35:01,840
And I love you too.

1688
01:35:03,160 --> 01:35:05,470
Yes, yes. Don't worry, I miss you too.

1689
01:35:06,100 --> 01:35:08,050
Darling, I must go.
I'll call you later.

1690
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:09,340
Okay, love you.

1691
01:35:10,370 --> 01:35:11,710
Who were you talking to?

1692
01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:13,980
I think you're hiding
something from me.

1693
01:35:15,180 --> 01:35:16,310
You're absolutely right.

1694
01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:18,520
I was hiding it from you.

1695
01:35:18,910 --> 01:35:21,260
But what to do, love is such a thing.

1696
01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:23,430
No matter how hard you try,
you can't hide it.

1697
01:35:23,890 --> 01:35:24,800
I didn't get it.

1698
01:35:26,190 --> 01:35:28,360
That was my girlfriend. - Girlfriend?

1699
01:35:28,620 --> 01:35:31,100
I love her... and I'm
soon going to marry her.

1700
01:35:31,390 --> 01:35:32,600
And so I have a request.

1701
01:35:32,830 --> 01:35:35,970
Please don't try to reunite
me and Kanhaiyya's aunty..

1702
01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:38,470
I mean my first wife.

1703
01:35:38,830 --> 01:35:40,210
There's no place for her in my life.

1704
01:35:40,970 --> 01:35:43,180
Prem, another mother.

1705
01:35:44,510 --> 01:35:48,210
I wonder how Kanhaiyya
will handle so many mothers.

1706
01:35:49,140 --> 01:35:50,250
Well, okay.

1707
01:35:50,550 --> 01:35:53,050
I would like to meet
your new companion.

1708
01:35:53,250 --> 01:35:54,090
What?

1709
01:35:54,450 --> 01:35:56,330
What's the point
of meeting her? - What?

1710
01:35:56,550 --> 01:35:57,590
Satisfaction.

1711
01:35:57,890 --> 01:36:01,770
The woman who's going to
be my Shalu's mother-in-law...

1712
01:36:01,860 --> 01:36:06,100
I must know her character,
her lifestyle, and her mannerisms.

1713
01:36:06,330 --> 01:36:08,200
What do you care about her character?

1714
01:36:08,430 --> 01:36:10,240
Why wouldn't I be?

1715
01:36:10,430 --> 01:36:13,940
I want to handover my
daughter to your son happily.

1716
01:36:14,170 --> 01:36:15,370
Do one thing.

1717
01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:17,270
We're all going for a picnic.

1718
01:36:17,440 --> 01:36:20,850
Bring your new girlfriend
there in one hour.

1719
01:36:21,180 --> 01:36:22,250
One hour!

1720
01:36:22,710 --> 01:36:23,590
One hour!

1721
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:24,420
One hour!

1722
01:36:24,680 --> 01:36:26,960
How's that possible?

1723
01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:30,420
Rocky, if you don't introduce
my future step-mother...

1724
01:36:30,820 --> 01:36:32,660
to my future father-in-law, then...

1725
01:36:33,020 --> 01:36:35,190
he'll never give me his daughter.

1726
01:36:35,590 --> 01:36:38,760
No worries... no problem.

1727
01:36:39,460 --> 01:36:42,440
If you can have two fake fathers...

1728
01:36:43,460 --> 01:36:45,910
then can't you
have a fake step-mother?

1729
01:36:46,100 --> 01:36:46,810
Mother?

1730
01:37:08,460 --> 01:37:11,370
Jimmy, I doubt this
old hag's intentions.

1731
01:37:11,730 --> 01:37:13,300
I think she'll spare
me only after give and take.

1732
01:37:15,030 --> 01:37:16,440
Did you tell anyone anything?

1733
01:37:24,540 --> 01:37:25,610
What's she saying?

1734
01:37:27,280 --> 01:37:30,020
I was looking for your
room last night? - What?

1735
01:37:30,080 --> 01:37:30,850
What?

1736
01:37:35,120 --> 01:37:36,150
What's she doing?

1737
01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:40,730
I want to take a
jet-ski ride with you.

1738
01:37:40,790 --> 01:37:42,770
Who will go on a
jet-ski ride with you?

1739
01:37:42,820 --> 01:37:44,740
Not me, she's saying it.

1740
01:37:44,790 --> 01:37:46,600
And you can't say no to Sindoor aunty.

1741
01:37:47,030 --> 01:37:49,700
Who can avert destiny.
Come, I'll take you.

1742
01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:56,780
That was fun, dear. - Yes, it was.

1743
01:37:56,840 --> 01:38:00,810
Look, Mr. Karjatiya,
I've brought my Vidya along.

1744
01:38:18,190 --> 01:38:20,400
Focus. Focus. - Focus.

1745
01:38:24,370 --> 01:38:25,210
Father.

1746
01:38:27,370 --> 01:38:28,370
You look...

1747
01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:31,810
Look... - What?

1748
01:38:31,940 --> 01:38:35,010
You look just like Shalu's mom.

1749
01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:37,520
What? - What?

1750
01:38:37,810 --> 01:38:38,420
Yes.

1751
01:38:38,650 --> 01:38:41,960
You reminded me and my
parrot about Shalu's mother.

1752
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:44,290
Naughty. - No, honestly.

1753
01:38:44,450 --> 01:38:46,360
Look, this is her picture. Look.

1754
01:38:46,490 --> 01:38:47,970
Ooh la la!

1755
01:38:50,530 --> 01:38:51,800
What's this new twist?

1756
01:38:52,030 --> 01:38:54,030
You look just like
the old man's dead wife.

1757
01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:59,470
You look like... a blossoming rose.

1758
01:38:59,870 --> 01:39:01,540
Like a poet's dream.

1759
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:04,750
Like the sun's rays,
and a doe in the jungle.

1760
01:39:04,940 --> 01:39:07,610
1942... A Love Story.

1761
01:39:07,810 --> 01:39:10,550
No... 1972... A Love Story.

1762
01:39:10,780 --> 01:39:13,220
That's when I saw Shalu's
mom for the first time.

1763
01:39:13,380 --> 01:39:16,920
And now it feels... time
has turned back again.

1764
01:39:17,450 --> 01:39:19,120
I think we should split too.

1765
01:39:24,630 --> 01:39:26,370
Are you okay?

1766
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:31,100
God's ways are unique.

1767
01:39:31,370 --> 01:39:36,140
You really reminded me... of my mother.

1768
01:39:36,370 --> 01:39:37,410
Mom!

1769
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:40,610
Dear. Dear.

1770
01:39:42,480 --> 01:39:44,680
Father, where did Kanhaiyya go?

1771
01:39:44,850 --> 01:39:45,720
I'll go take a look.

1772
01:39:45,810 --> 01:39:46,690
<i>Sham baby...</i>

1773
01:39:47,220 --> 01:39:49,200
I mean dear...

1774
01:39:49,450 --> 01:39:52,290
Don't... don't leave me alone.

1775
01:39:52,990 --> 01:39:54,490
Vidya, that reminds me.

1776
01:39:54,660 --> 01:39:55,430
You had to go somewhere.

1777
01:39:55,590 --> 01:39:57,930
You have an appointment in
the parlour, right? - Yes, of course.

1778
01:39:58,290 --> 01:40:00,270
"Don't leave me yet..."

1779
01:40:00,360 --> 01:40:02,400
"because my heart's
not satisfied yet."

1780
01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:04,770
You must do it with me today.

1781
01:40:04,830 --> 01:40:05,740
What? - What?

1782
01:40:05,830 --> 01:40:07,610
Lunch. - Naughty.

1783
01:40:07,940 --> 01:40:08,970
Lalita.

1784
01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:13,040
My name's P.K. Lele.

1785
01:40:13,210 --> 01:40:14,580
Nice to meet you.

1786
01:40:15,210 --> 01:40:16,780
Who's this pretty damsel?

1787
01:40:16,840 --> 01:40:19,090
This is Vidya, my girlfriend.

1788
01:40:20,450 --> 01:40:21,480
Excuse me.

1789
01:40:23,180 --> 01:40:26,960
But I think I've seen you before.

1790
01:40:27,050 --> 01:40:29,470
This is a very old pickup line.

1791
01:40:29,820 --> 01:40:32,100
But it still works.

1792
01:40:32,890 --> 01:40:34,770
Don't be fooled by him.

1793
01:40:34,860 --> 01:40:36,810
If you dig this mountain,
you'll find a mole.

1794
01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,740
She won't find a lion in you either.

1795
01:40:40,070 --> 01:40:41,940
Let it be, Mr. Karjatiya.

1796
01:40:42,100 --> 01:40:43,710
I must leave now.

1797
01:40:43,900 --> 01:40:45,610
My home is really far.

1798
01:40:46,140 --> 01:40:49,090
It'll take me three
hours to get there.

1799
01:40:50,240 --> 01:40:53,280
By the way,
I don't see our son Kanhaiyya.

1800
01:40:53,550 --> 01:40:56,490
We can't let Vidya
go until he doesn't arrive.

1801
01:40:56,580 --> 01:40:58,290
How can he come when
I am here? - What?

1802
01:40:58,390 --> 01:41:01,200
I mean... how can
he come when I am here.

1803
01:41:01,360 --> 01:41:03,060
I sent him to the nearby mall...

1804
01:41:03,120 --> 01:41:05,100
to get medicines... for my stomach.

1805
01:41:05,260 --> 01:41:09,040
No. we'll all go to the mall,
find him...

1806
01:41:09,230 --> 01:41:10,900
we'll have lunch and then go home.

1807
01:41:11,300 --> 01:41:12,710
No, no...

1808
01:41:13,430 --> 01:41:14,410
Let's go.

1809
01:41:15,100 --> 01:41:16,580
Go on. - Let's go.

1810
01:41:16,740 --> 01:41:18,150
Vidya... - Come on.

1811
01:41:19,410 --> 01:41:20,480
Mother...

1812
01:41:20,570 --> 01:41:22,580
I mean your aunt's got her eyes on me.

1813
01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:24,590
She keeps hitting and winking on me.

1814
01:41:24,680 --> 01:41:26,590
My own father was hitting on me.

1815
01:41:26,650 --> 01:41:29,150
I told you to use lemons.

1816
01:41:29,250 --> 01:41:31,060
But no, you wanted oranges.
Now you pay for it.

1817
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:32,500
If I knew this would happen...

1818
01:41:32,550 --> 01:41:33,830
I would've used grapes instead.

1819
01:41:34,860 --> 01:41:35,960
What happened? - Look.

1820
01:41:42,860 --> 01:41:44,270
- The old man's here.
- He's my father-in-law.

1821
01:41:44,370 --> 01:41:45,000
It's the same thing.

1822
01:41:45,070 --> 01:41:46,270
We must do something now.

1823
01:41:46,330 --> 01:41:47,140
Come on.

1824
01:41:54,910 --> 01:41:55,910
Vidya.

1825
01:41:56,980 --> 01:41:57,960
Hi. - Vidya.

1826
01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:03,030
- Vidya. Did you find Kanhaiyya?
- Not yet. He must be around.

1827
01:42:03,280 --> 01:42:04,130
Even we're looking for him.

1828
01:42:04,220 --> 01:42:05,250
We'll find him. We'll find him.

1829
01:42:05,450 --> 01:42:06,330
And then we'll say...

1830
01:42:06,420 --> 01:42:08,330
He was right here,
and we looked all over the mall.

1831
01:42:09,120 --> 01:42:10,860
Mr. Karjatiya,
we couldn't find him on this floor.

1832
01:42:10,990 --> 01:42:12,490
Let's go look for him
on the next floor. - Yes.

1833
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:15,970
No, no, no,
let's go in this shop first.

1834
01:42:16,530 --> 01:42:19,600
We'll buy some religious
or family films.

1835
01:42:19,830 --> 01:42:20,710
Come, dear.

1836
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:22,810
They won't find any
religious or family films...

1837
01:42:22,970 --> 01:42:25,470
instead they'll see the
real doings of our fake family.

1838
01:42:25,610 --> 01:42:26,240
Yes.

1839
01:42:26,340 --> 01:42:28,510
Before father catches us
red-handed with our pants down...

1840
01:42:28,610 --> 01:42:29,850
let's do something. - Come on.

1841
01:42:32,850 --> 01:42:33,450
Oh, no.

1842
01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:34,850
Every corner of this store...

1843
01:42:34,920 --> 01:42:36,260
is filled with evidence
that we've been sleeping around.

1844
01:42:36,420 --> 01:42:39,260
Rocky... we must handle this. - Wait..

1845
01:42:39,820 --> 01:42:41,090
Let's buy all these DVDs...

1846
01:42:41,220 --> 01:42:43,000
before father sees them. - Yes.

1847
01:42:43,090 --> 01:42:45,330
Let's eradicate this
problem from the root.

1848
01:43:03,680 --> 01:43:04,490
Excuse me.

1849
01:43:06,280 --> 01:43:07,690
Welcome!

1850
01:43:09,580 --> 01:43:15,530
"I am the button of your shirt..."

1851
01:43:16,990 --> 01:43:18,490
"Beloved."

1852
01:43:18,730 --> 01:43:21,370
Hey... what are you doing?
Pack the DVDs.

1853
01:43:21,430 --> 01:43:23,030
Are you Indians? - Yes, so?

1854
01:43:23,130 --> 01:43:24,910
No, looking at her I felt that...

1855
01:43:25,100 --> 01:43:28,210
we have some old connection.

1856
01:43:29,970 --> 01:43:31,350
Yes, did you forget?

1857
01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:34,910
We were together in part 1 and part 2.

1858
01:43:35,180 --> 01:43:37,420
How can I forget those two parts?

1859
01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:40,690
Hey, I think you've a lot of...

1860
01:43:41,920 --> 01:43:43,090
This is part 3.

1861
01:43:43,250 --> 01:43:44,520
Come on, pack the DVDs.

1862
01:43:44,750 --> 01:43:48,790
Okay good choice sir.

1863
01:43:49,020 --> 01:43:50,330
You're a fan of these two.

1864
01:43:50,690 --> 01:43:51,360
Me too.

1865
01:43:51,560 --> 01:43:53,630
I can't sleep without
watching these two.

1866
01:43:53,890 --> 01:43:57,340
You see... they lighten my burden.

1867
01:43:58,330 --> 01:43:59,170
Yeah!

1868
01:44:00,470 --> 01:44:02,350
Hold on, what are you doing?

1869
01:44:02,570 --> 01:44:03,950
Store-policy, sir.

1870
01:44:04,710 --> 01:44:05,580
You see, madam.

1871
01:44:05,740 --> 01:44:08,880
Until we don't check the
DVDs in front of the customer...

1872
01:44:08,980 --> 01:44:10,790
we can't pack them.

1873
01:44:11,680 --> 01:44:12,590
Hurry UP-

1874
01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:14,720
Hurry UP-

1875
01:44:22,660 --> 01:44:23,500
Hurry UP-

1876
01:44:23,690 --> 01:44:24,690
I am, sir.

1877
01:44:28,760 --> 01:44:30,040
What happened?

1878
01:44:30,130 --> 01:44:32,170
Sorry, sir.
I think this is a bad stock.

1879
01:44:32,430 --> 01:44:33,740
I can't sell you this pile.

1880
01:44:33,800 --> 01:44:34,970
Come back when we get the new stock.

1881
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:36,810
We'll buy the new stock as well.

1882
01:44:36,870 --> 01:44:38,180
But if we don't buy these now...

1883
01:44:38,240 --> 01:44:39,340
we'll be in big trouble.

1884
01:44:39,410 --> 01:44:41,680
- Pack these DVDs immediately.
- Are you sure, sir?

1885
01:44:41,880 --> 01:44:42,480
Yes.

1886
01:44:42,580 --> 01:44:45,820
Pack all you have. Please.

1887
01:44:46,810 --> 01:44:49,950
I can even pack myself for you, madam.

1888
01:44:50,050 --> 01:44:52,220
Pack the DVDs now. Hurry up.

1889
01:44:52,290 --> 01:44:53,420
Yes, I am.

1890
01:45:00,690 --> 01:45:01,930
There she is. - Let's go that way.

1891
01:45:02,100 --> 01:45:03,200
Come on. - Hi.

1892
01:45:06,170 --> 01:45:07,270
<i>Here. . have...</i>

1893
01:45:07,970 --> 01:45:08,840
Here...

1894
01:45:12,410 --> 01:45:15,750
For a special customer. - Ooh la la.

1895
01:45:16,540 --> 01:45:17,680
What are you doing?

1896
01:45:18,080 --> 01:45:19,890
Sir, let me pack it properly.

1897
01:45:19,980 --> 01:45:21,720
I am packing them so sweetly.

1898
01:45:22,080 --> 01:45:22,820
Hurry UP-

1899
01:45:25,050 --> 01:45:26,190
Pack it quickly.

1900
01:45:27,190 --> 01:45:27,930
I am, sir.

1901
01:45:28,020 --> 01:45:29,400
If you take any longer...

1902
01:45:29,560 --> 01:45:32,300
then we'll have to pack up.

1903
01:45:32,490 --> 01:45:34,910
Please, give it to me. - It's done.

1904
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:36,410
Hurry up. - Madam, packing..

1905
01:45:36,900 --> 01:45:39,810
Give it. - It will tear.

1906
01:45:40,700 --> 01:45:42,080
The DVDs are coming out.

1907
01:45:51,510 --> 01:45:52,580
Satyanash. (CURSES).

1908
01:45:52,650 --> 01:45:53,720
What? - What?

1909
01:45:53,850 --> 01:45:55,520
Satya Nash, that's my name.

1910
01:45:55,680 --> 01:45:57,860
Your name fits your job.

1911
01:45:57,920 --> 01:45:59,830
- Bloody villain.
- Shut up you two, shut up!

1912
01:46:00,020 --> 01:46:01,470
That's Kanhaiyya.

1913
01:46:03,060 --> 01:46:12,140
Welcome to Maa Jagat Sajni's court.

1914
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:16,350
And that's Kanhaiyya's
sister... Sanskar.

1915
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:17,250
Look there,

1916
01:46:20,370 --> 01:46:21,980
That's Rocky and Kanhaiyya.

1917
01:46:22,080 --> 01:46:23,150
What are they doing?

1918
01:46:23,210 --> 01:46:25,880
What no one ever did in our family?

1919
01:46:26,150 --> 01:46:27,590
These DVDs are working.

1920
01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:29,490
I've seen this film 25 times.

1921
01:46:29,580 --> 01:46:30,390
What a performance.

1922
01:46:30,480 --> 01:46:32,900
Why did you bring
these transistors along?

1923
01:46:32,990 --> 01:46:33,660
To MB'!-

1924
01:46:33,820 --> 01:46:35,360
Pervert boys.

1925
01:46:36,190 --> 01:46:39,190
I always knew... he's useless.

1926
01:46:39,390 --> 01:46:41,070
You make it sound as if...

1927
01:46:41,130 --> 01:46:43,300
- you've done big things in life.
- Shut up.

1928
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:45,540
Blue film actor.

1929
01:46:46,400 --> 01:46:48,570
They turned out to
be uncultured and cheats!

1930
01:46:50,140 --> 01:46:51,380
Do not climb up here.

1931
01:46:51,640 --> 01:46:52,950
This... This...

1932
01:46:53,140 --> 01:46:54,710
Are these your values?

1933
01:46:54,880 --> 01:46:57,860
You really are the family
that sleeps together.

1934
01:46:58,710 --> 01:47:01,020
Tell Kanhaiyya that
I would rather die...

1935
01:47:01,120 --> 01:47:03,960
then let my daughter marry him.

1936
01:47:05,290 --> 01:47:07,390
Then I should die.

1937
01:47:07,620 --> 01:47:08,570
But..

1938
01:47:08,660 --> 01:47:10,930
Why is Vidya going to commit suicide?

1939
01:47:11,130 --> 01:47:12,930
I cancelled Kanhaiyya's wedding.

1940
01:47:13,160 --> 01:47:14,230
It's the same thing.

1941
01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:17,270
Vidya.

1942
01:47:17,530 --> 01:47:19,010
- I am coming too.
- Where are you going?

1943
01:47:19,100 --> 01:47:20,740
Get lost. - Wait.

1944
01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:25,640
I guess we'll have
to do a part 4 for him.

1945
01:47:30,080 --> 01:47:30,750
Oh...

1946
01:47:32,150 --> 01:47:33,220
Welcome.

1947
01:47:33,980 --> 01:47:36,330
Stop, Vidya. - I don't want to live.

1948
01:47:37,990 --> 01:47:39,260
Vidya.

1949
01:47:40,020 --> 01:47:41,970
Stop. - Stop. Stop.

1950
01:47:42,060 --> 01:47:44,400
Vidya, stop.

1951
01:47:45,060 --> 01:47:46,000
Stop.

1952
01:47:46,090 --> 01:47:48,130
Vidya. - Vidya..stop.

1953
01:47:48,430 --> 01:47:51,410
I don't want to live. - Stop!

1954
01:47:55,970 --> 01:47:57,280
You.. - Get lost.

1955
01:48:05,350 --> 01:48:07,050
Kanhaiya, stop.

1956
01:48:07,610 --> 01:48:09,650
Vidya, stop.

1957
01:48:11,290 --> 01:48:13,490
I don't want to live. - Listen to me.

1958
01:48:13,790 --> 01:48:15,460
<i>Step, Kanhawa.</i>

1959
01:48:15,820 --> 01:48:16,820
Kanhaiya.

1960
01:48:21,960 --> 01:48:23,960
Don't go there!

1961
01:48:24,130 --> 01:48:25,740
That's my son Kanhaiya.

1962
01:48:25,930 --> 01:48:28,610
Kanhaiya. - Stop. Stop.

1963
01:48:29,770 --> 01:48:30,770
I don't want to live.

1964
01:48:44,420 --> 01:48:45,990
I'm sinking in quick sand.

1965
01:48:46,090 --> 01:48:47,590
- I'm really going to die.
- I told you not to do it.

1966
01:48:47,650 --> 01:48:48,960
We'll get caught. - Forget that.

1967
01:48:49,060 --> 01:48:50,000
Get me out of this quick sand.

1968
01:48:50,060 --> 01:48:51,060
I don't want to die.

1969
01:48:51,130 --> 01:48:54,130
- Get me out of here.
- Give me your hand.

1970
01:48:54,390 --> 01:48:56,700
Oh my, God. I am sinking too.

1971
01:48:56,760 --> 01:48:58,940
Oh my, God. Help. Help, help!

1972
01:48:59,000 --> 01:49:00,410
Such a big deceit.

1973
01:49:00,700 --> 01:49:02,110
Deceit. Deceit. Deceit.

1974
01:49:02,170 --> 01:49:03,010
This is terrible.

1975
01:49:03,100 --> 01:49:03,880
I am sinking too.

1976
01:49:03,940 --> 01:49:08,550
I was trying to make my
daughter's husband her mother.

1977
01:49:09,310 --> 01:49:11,020
Forget that, we're dying here.

1978
01:49:11,210 --> 01:49:15,920
Kanhaiya, you toyed around
with my heart as well.

1979
01:49:16,950 --> 01:49:19,990
Someone save me.

1980
01:49:21,260 --> 01:49:23,430
Prem, save me.

1981
01:49:23,520 --> 01:49:25,270
I am just a parrot, not God.

1982
01:49:25,490 --> 01:49:27,370
I don't want to die.
Prem, do something.

1983
01:49:27,460 --> 01:49:28,800
Okay, I'll do something.

1984
01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:34,610
Aunty, where were you?

1985
01:49:43,840 --> 01:49:45,880
Papa, save me. - Help! Help!

1986
01:49:45,980 --> 01:49:46,960
Someone help him.

1987
01:49:47,150 --> 01:49:48,460
Forgive me, son.

1988
01:49:48,580 --> 01:49:50,690
I should be ashamed of myself.

1989
01:49:52,390 --> 01:49:55,330
You were thinking
of making him your wife.

1990
01:49:55,490 --> 01:49:57,090
But me, his father..

1991
01:49:57,160 --> 01:50:00,070
I was thinking of making
him his mother. - Papa..

1992
01:50:01,460 --> 01:50:04,240
That means..you're
Kanhaiya's real father.

1993
01:50:04,300 --> 01:50:05,370
Yes, I am his father.

1994
01:50:05,470 --> 01:50:06,940
But I am a big sinner.

1995
01:50:07,030 --> 01:50:08,340
Then who's this fake father?

1996
01:50:08,470 --> 01:50:10,000
Even his moustache is a fake.

1997
01:50:10,500 --> 01:50:13,510
That's Rocky. Kanhaiya's friend.

1998
01:50:14,140 --> 01:50:15,710
I was so stupid..

1999
01:50:15,780 --> 01:50:18,260
I tried to make my son's friend..

2000
01:50:19,510 --> 01:50:22,080
his father. Help!

2001
01:50:22,180 --> 01:50:24,290
Every father thinks..

2002
01:50:24,380 --> 01:50:26,230
that his son-in-law will be a gem,

2003
01:50:26,450 --> 01:50:28,130
But you're a gem..

2004
01:50:28,290 --> 01:50:32,900
that's been used like
Kohinoor with who knows whom.

2005
01:50:33,060 --> 01:50:33,940
No Kohinoor.

2006
01:50:34,130 --> 01:50:36,440
Whenever we had sex, we used Durex,

2007
01:50:37,870 --> 01:50:41,680
And he didn't do anything wrong if
he showed his anaconda to the world.

2008
01:50:41,840 --> 01:50:44,010
Not every Simran gets his Raj.

2009
01:50:44,070 --> 01:50:45,610
Sometimes we have
to settle for Nagraj.

2010
01:50:45,710 --> 01:50:46,550
Here's the Nagraj.

2011
01:50:49,210 --> 01:50:51,210
Shalu, we've been deceived.

2012
01:50:51,350 --> 01:50:52,980
Kanhaiya, you're Vidya?

2013
01:50:53,050 --> 01:50:54,680
I did this for you, Shalu.

2014
01:50:54,950 --> 01:50:56,260
Sindoor, stay back.

2015
01:50:56,780 --> 01:50:57,890
<i>Sumner.</i>

2016
01:50:59,090 --> 01:51:00,120
<i>Sumner.</i>

2017
01:51:02,490 --> 01:51:03,400
Aunty!

2018
01:51:04,090 --> 01:51:04,730
Please help.

2019
01:51:09,500 --> 01:51:11,310
Hey, Father no.1.

2020
01:51:11,370 --> 01:51:12,840
Come quickly.

2021
01:51:12,970 --> 01:51:14,450
Hey guys, hold on.

2022
01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:17,440
What's Karjatiya's parrot doing here?

2023
01:51:17,840 --> 01:51:20,580
Everyone's in danger. Come quickly.

2024
01:51:25,880 --> 01:51:27,520
Helm - Help!

2025
01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:30,390
Somebody help!

2026
01:51:30,550 --> 01:51:32,090
Father.

2027
01:51:32,650 --> 01:51:34,460
Kanhaiya. - Help!

2028
01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:37,490
Come on. Quickly.

2029
01:51:40,560 --> 01:51:42,560
Come on, come quickly.

2030
01:51:44,870 --> 01:51:47,780
Kanhaiya, no one's going to die now.

2031
01:51:47,830 --> 01:51:49,470
I'll save everyone.

2032
01:51:49,570 --> 01:51:51,070
Everyone go to hell.

2033
01:51:51,170 --> 01:51:53,850
Hey, Comedy Circus, come down quickly.

2034
01:51:53,910 --> 01:51:56,440
One balloon saves you from AIDS..

2035
01:51:56,610 --> 01:51:58,680
and this balloon
will save your lives.

2036
01:51:58,950 --> 01:51:59,860
Balloon!

2037
01:52:00,050 --> 01:52:00,890
Balloon!

2038
01:52:00,950 --> 01:52:01,950
Balloon!

2039
01:52:02,020 --> 01:52:04,330
Stop screaming and yelling.

2040
01:52:04,450 --> 01:52:06,730
Catch it now or you
won't get a second chance.

2041
01:52:06,920 --> 01:52:07,920
Here you go, Kanhaiya.

2042
01:52:09,190 --> 01:52:09,960
Catch it.

2043
01:52:10,460 --> 01:52:11,870
Catch it, fast.

2044
01:52:16,700 --> 01:52:18,570
Yes, father. Carefully.

2045
01:52:19,800 --> 01:52:21,580
Come on, go father.

2046
01:52:24,600 --> 01:52:25,480
Come on father.

2047
01:52:27,040 --> 01:52:28,310
Come on.. Come on.

2048
01:52:35,820 --> 01:52:37,300
Brother!

2049
01:52:39,150 --> 01:52:40,320
Sindoor..spoke.

2050
01:52:40,490 --> 01:52:41,360
Aunty?

2051
01:52:43,760 --> 01:52:45,240
Aunty. What just happened?

2052
01:52:45,630 --> 01:52:48,330
Sakru, it's pack up for us.

2053
01:52:50,000 --> 01:52:51,600
Aunty..spoke.

2054
01:52:51,800 --> 01:52:53,540
Aunty..go on.

2055
01:52:53,600 --> 01:52:55,480
Go up, quickly.

2056
01:52:58,570 --> 01:53:01,080
Papa, you go next. - Okay.

2057
01:53:01,940 --> 01:53:04,620
Thank you. Yes.

2058
01:53:05,350 --> 01:53:06,350
Son, come up.

2059
01:53:06,480 --> 01:53:07,890
You go first. - No, you go.

2060
01:53:08,050 --> 01:53:09,120
I said you go.

2061
01:53:09,220 --> 01:53:10,920
Are you two crazy,
you're discussing over this.

2062
01:53:11,180 --> 01:53:12,600
It's so windy up here, hurry up.

2063
01:53:12,720 --> 01:53:14,930
Hold on, let's do one thing.
Let's climb up together.

2064
01:53:15,020 --> 01:53:17,530
Because we've done
everything together.

2065
01:53:17,590 --> 01:53:19,260
Let's go. - Come on.

2066
01:53:20,160 --> 01:53:21,160
Kanhaiya, careful.

2067
01:53:21,400 --> 01:53:22,140
Careful.

2068
01:53:26,100 --> 01:53:27,130
Come on, Kanhaiya.

2069
01:53:29,740 --> 01:53:32,580
- If you ever show me a sign again..
- Look, another sign.

2070
01:53:32,640 --> 01:53:34,280
Come on, son..take a selfie.

2071
01:53:34,370 --> 01:53:36,410
You're always joking around.

2072
01:53:39,480 --> 01:53:41,690
- Come on, guys.
- Come on, take it up. Take it up.

2073
01:53:42,280 --> 01:53:43,630
We're safe.

2074
01:53:45,950 --> 01:53:48,560
Slowly, don't fall me down.

2075
01:53:48,820 --> 01:53:51,360
Yet I have to see my sons wedding.

2076
01:53:52,890 --> 01:53:54,800
Bless you. Here too.

2077
01:53:55,600 --> 01:53:56,670
God bless you.

2078
01:53:56,830 --> 01:53:58,170
Bless you. Bless you.

2079
01:53:58,800 --> 01:53:59,940
What are you doing?

2080
01:54:00,470 --> 01:54:03,110
Friends, please forgive me.

2081
01:54:03,740 --> 01:54:05,380
You all made me realise..

2082
01:54:05,440 --> 01:54:07,180
that my thinking was so wrong.

2083
01:54:07,710 --> 01:54:09,280
You all took off your clothes..

2084
01:54:10,480 --> 01:54:13,360
But only so that
you can cover your body.

2085
01:54:13,750 --> 01:54:15,730
And anything we do
to make our ends meet.

2086
01:54:15,820 --> 01:54:17,450
can never be a sin.

2087
01:54:17,720 --> 01:54:20,700
By saving us from that quick sand,
you all proved..

2088
01:54:21,420 --> 01:54:23,300
that culture doesn't
come from covering yourself“

2089
01:54:23,560 --> 01:54:25,470
or taking your clothes off.

2090
01:54:25,690 --> 01:54:27,260
And that's the naked truth.

2091
01:54:27,360 --> 01:54:28,530
Absolutely right, father.

2092
01:54:28,800 --> 01:54:30,240
That's been my thinking all along.

2093
01:54:30,800 --> 01:54:32,110
If you respect a girl..

2094
01:54:32,430 --> 01:54:33,810
“Only then will
she give you in return.

2095
01:54:33,900 --> 01:54:34,640
What?

2096
01:54:34,730 --> 01:54:36,210
What's he saying? - No, no.

2097
01:54:36,270 --> 01:54:38,840
He means to say "She'll
respect you back".

2098
01:54:38,940 --> 01:54:40,820
Yeah. - Correct.

2099
01:54:40,870 --> 01:54:44,410
And now we've decided
to make only family films.

2100
01:54:44,480 --> 01:54:45,080
Really.

2101
01:54:45,210 --> 01:54:47,690
Movies that families
can sit together and watch.

2102
01:54:49,250 --> 01:54:51,750
Kanhaiya, your eyes are normal
even after seeing red? - Yes.

2103
01:54:52,020 --> 01:54:53,120
How did this miracle happen?

2104
01:54:53,220 --> 01:54:55,330
That's because with great difficulty..

2105
01:54:55,490 --> 01:54:57,730
I finally found true love, Rocky.

2106
01:54:57,920 --> 01:54:59,700
Yes! Yes!

2107
01:54:59,830 --> 01:55:02,930
This is called Happy Ending!

2108
01:55:03,000 --> 01:55:03,840
Happy ending.

2109
01:55:03,930 --> 01:55:05,970
We're experts in happy ending.

2110
01:55:06,330 --> 01:55:08,440
Hold on. It's not that
kind of happy ending.

2111
01:55:08,770 --> 01:55:09,910
This Happy Ending-

2112
01:55:14,370 --> 01:55:16,080
Happy Ending!

2113
01:55:17,210 --> 01:55:18,280
"How cool are we."

2114
01:55:18,380 --> 01:55:23,450
"How cool are we."

2115
01:55:25,890 --> 01:55:28,890
<i>"How.."</i>