1 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:09,842 WELCOME TO TURKEY HOLLOW, 2 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:12,778 THE TURKEY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD! 3 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,714 TURKEY HOLLOW IS A QUAINT LITTLE TOWN, 4 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,750 NESTLED RIGHT IN THE PODUNK SECTION 5 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:20,519 OF THE MOSTLY UNHIP AND EXCEPTIONALLY DAMP REGION 6 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,287 OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. 7 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,289 EVERY NOVEMBER, 8 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,259 TOURISTS FROM FAR AND WIDE DESCEND UPON THIS LITTLE TOWN 9 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:30,963 TO CELEBRATE A TRADITIONAL THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY. 10 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:33,232 AH, THANKSGIVING, 11 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,601 THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR... 12 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:36,902 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE A TURKEY! 13 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,906 WHAT? I DON'T GET A LAUGH TRACK? 14 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,076 COME ON, I WAS EXPECTING A LAUGH TRACK. 15 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,210 IT KIND OF TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF A LITTLE BIT. 16 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:47,613 STILL NOTHING? 17 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,482 LET'S JUST CUT TO OUR MAIN CHARACTERS, 18 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:51,583 THE EMMERSON FAMILY, 19 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:52,751 WHO ARE APPROACHING THE TOWN LIMITS 20 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,653 AT THIS VERY MOMENT... 21 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:04,997 : WHOA! 22 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,566 ARE THERE REALLY MOOSES AROUND HERE? 23 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:08,934 UH, MOOSES? 24 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,335 UH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. 25 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:11,670 MEESES... 26 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,872 NO, THEY'RE INDIGENOUS TO UPPER PARTS OF... 27 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,374 YOU KNOW, MORE NORTHERN... 28 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,375 OH, YOU DON'T KNOW. 29 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:18,477 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND 30 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,778 WHY WE HAVE TO SPEND THANKSGIVING 31 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:20,813 WITH SOMEONE WE BARELY KNOW. 32 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:23,082 BECAUSE AUNT CLY IS FAMILY, 33 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,184 AND, YOU KNOW, SHE'S FLESH AND BLOOD, 34 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,886 THERE AN INHERITANCE AT STAKE, ISN'T THERE? 35 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,389 LOOK, NOW THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE... 36 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,390 UNATTACHED... 37 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,125 DIVORCED? 38 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,893 I THINK THAT WE HAVE TO MAKE A CONCERTED EFFORT 39 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,728 TO STRENGTHEN THE BRANCHES OF OUR FAMILY TREE. 40 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,298 DON'T YOU THINK THE TIME TO STRENGTHEN THE FAMILY TREE 41 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,799 ALREADY CAME AND WENT? 42 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,368 SAY, BEFORE YOU MOVED OUT? 43 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,670 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS TIM'S AGE, 44 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:45,637 WE SPENT ALL THE HOLIDAYS HERE. 45 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:46,638 IT'S A LOT OF FUN. 46 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:47,639 YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO HAVE 47 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:48,540 A GREAT EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW? 48 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:49,608 YOU GET TO LEARN 49 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:50,976 THE REAL MEANING OF THANKSGIVING. 50 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:53,645 OH, SO WE'RE HERE TO RIP OFF SOME NATIVE AMERICANS. 51 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:54,847 BANANA... 52 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:56,949 DON'T CALL ME THAT. I HATE THAT NICKNAME. 53 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,317 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, THERE'S THE SIGN! 54 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,322 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 55 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,289 WHAT'S WRONG? 56 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,524 MY PHONE! 57 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:06,792 I JUST LOST MY SERVICE 58 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:07,759 THE SECOND WE WENT PAST THAT STUPID SIGN! 59 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,797 OOH, THE GPS IS DOWN, TOO! 60 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,499 WHY DO YOU SOUND SO EXCITED? 61 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,634 WE'RE OFFICIALLY OFF THE GRID! 62 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:16,635 I'VE NEVER BEEN OFF THE GRID BEFORE! 63 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:17,803 THIS IS AWESOME! 64 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:19,938 CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ME BACK ON THE GRID? 65 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:20,906 I LIKE THE GRID. 66 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:21,807 AW, COME ON, BANANA. 67 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,208 RRGH! 68 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:32,851 THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF PICK-UP TRUCKS AROUND HERE. 69 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,987 YEAH, LIFE MOVES A LITTLE SLOWER IN THIS TOWN. 70 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:37,556 LOOKS LIKE LIFE MOVED TO THE NEXT TOWN. 71 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,691 WHOA, SLOW DOWN! 72 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,527 WHAT IS THAT? 73 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:44,396 : OH, YEAH! 74 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:46,665 ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT GUY. 75 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,800 THAT'S THE LOCAL TALL TALE... 76 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,269 THE HIDEOUS HOWLING HOODOO. 77 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:51,303 THE WHAT? 78 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:54,039 THE HIDEOUS HOWLING HOODOO! 79 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:57,809 TEN FEET TALL, WITH RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS 80 00:02:57,912 --> 00:02:59,011 AND FANGS LIKE A BARRACUDA! 81 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:03,615 SOMETIMES, ON THE BLACKEST OF NIGHTS, 82 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:04,783 YOU CAN HEAR HIM HOWLING 83 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:08,420 ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE SIEMPRE VERDE FOREST. 84 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:11,290 SO IF THIS IS THE BLACKEST OF NIGHTS, 85 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,258 HOW CAN IT BE DARKER ON ONE SIDE OF THE FOREST 86 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,259 THAN THE OTHER? 87 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,160 I'M JUST WONDERING. 88 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,698 AND SHOULD YOU HEAR 89 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,000 THAT HORRIBLE, HIGH-PITCHED MOAN... 90 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,603 RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, 91 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,040 BECAUSE IF THE HOODOO GETS YOUR SCENT, 92 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:31,176 HE'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU ALIVE! 93 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:32,844 SERIOUSLY, NO ONE BELIEVES THIS STUFF, RIGHT? 94 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,014 HOODOO DOODOO? 95 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,720 DAD! DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD! 96 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,722 THE LADY WHO WORKS HERE, SHE SAID THE HOODOO IS REAL! 97 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,824 SHE SAID HE'S 10 FEET TALL, AND HE LIVES IN THE FOREST! 98 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,025 YEAH, I WOULDN'T PUT TOO MUCH STOCK 99 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,427 IN THAT STORY, KIDDO. 100 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,195 I THINK SHE WAS JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN WITH YOU. 101 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,763 WELL, WHY WOULD THEY BUILD A STATUE 102 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,165 OF SOMETHING THAT WASN'T REAL? 103 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:56,435 LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WORKS. 104 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,671 SEE, THESE LITTLE JERKWATER TOWNS 105 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,407 ALL HAVE AN IMAGINARY MONSTER, 106 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,276 LIKE BIGFOOT, THE LOCH NESS MONSTER, 107 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,445 HONEY BOO BOO... 108 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,146 IT'S JUST TO SELL CRAP TO GULLIBLE TOURISTS. 109 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:09,848 LIKE HOODOO DOODOO? 110 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,383 YEAH, AND T-SHIRTS. 111 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,653 THEY HAD T-SHIRTS IN THERE? 112 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,822 : HEY, COOL, BUD! 113 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,090 HEY, DO ME A FAVOR... 114 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:18,924 DON'T WEAR THAT IN FRONT OF AUNT CLY, OKAY? 115 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:21,093 WHY NOT? 116 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:22,227 WELL, IT'S, UH... 117 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:23,629 IT'S A BIT OF A SORE SUBJECT. 118 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,965 YOUR UNCLE NED, HE WAS A LITTLE DAFFY, 119 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,601 AND HE CLAIMED TO HAVE SEEN THE HOODOO. 120 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,470 WAIT, REALLY? 121 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:34,139 YEAH, SO JUST, UH... 122 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,841 DON'T BRING IT UP, OKAY? 123 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:41,313 : "EMMERSONS' ALL-NATURAL FARM. 124 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,782 HERBS, FLOWERS, AND ESSENTIAL OILS." 125 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,855 : IT DOESN'T LOOK MUCH LIKE FALL AROUND HERE. 126 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:50,989 : WELL, THIS WHOLE AREA 127 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,958 IS CALLED THE SIEMPRE VERDE FOREST. 128 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,893 THAT MEANS "ALWAYS GREEN" IN SPANISH. 129 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:55,927 : DUH. 130 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:56,962 : HEY, BANANA! 131 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,167 : HOPE SHE'S HOME! 132 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:04,903 : WAS THAT A WILD TURKEY? 133 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,705 OR WAS IT AUNT CLY'S? 134 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,206 I DON'T KNOW, BUD. WE'LL HAVE TO ASK. 135 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,875 : DO YOU THINK IT'LL BITE? 136 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:10,842 : OH, I HOPE NOT! 137 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:11,810 WELL, THAT ONE MIGHT. 138 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:15,914 ALL RIGHT... 139 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,817 WELL... LOOK WHAT THE RAIN WASHED UP. 140 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,687 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU, UH, GOT LOST, 141 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,322 OR YOU GOT A BETTER OFFER. 142 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:24,990 HEY, AUNT CLY! 143 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,526 IT'S, UH... IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 144 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,998 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION. 145 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,966 I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID ON THE PHONE, BUT... 146 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:35,867 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, 147 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,135 SO WHY NOW? 148 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,771 NO ONE DIED. 149 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,106 WELL, I MEAN... 150 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,274 COME ON, IT'S THANKSGIVING! 151 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,076 -YEAH... -YEAH! 152 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,411 AND I TOLD THE KIDS I REALLY WANTED TO SHOW THEM 153 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,680 A TRADITIONAL FAMILY HOLIDAY, YOU KNOW, 154 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:49,614 LIKE WE USED TO. 155 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,083 HUH. 156 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,784 KIDS, SAY HELLO TO YOUR AUNT CLY! 157 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,286 -HI. -HI. 158 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,522 THEY GROW UP FAST. SO YOU MUST BE ANNIE. 159 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,658 LAST TIME WE MET, YOU WERE STINKING UP DIAPERS, 160 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,625 AND, UH... 161 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:01,960 AND YOU! 162 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,762 YOU WERE JUST AN ITCH IN YOUR DAD'S POCKET. 163 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,298 WELL, AUNT CLY, STILL SO COLORFUL. 164 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,532 MM. 165 00:06:17,111 --> 00:06:18,110 OKAY. 166 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,513 OKAY, YOU'VE BEEN FEEDING THEM MEAT, HAVEN'T YOU? 167 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:24,249 UH, MEAT? YEAH, WELL, SOMETIMES... 168 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:27,052 OH, RONNIE, I THOUGHT YOU HAD MORE SENSE THAN THAT. 169 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:29,354 I MEAN, I CAN TELL JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM, 170 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:30,389 THEY'VE BEEN EATING 171 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:33,024 BACON-CHEESEBURGERS AND HOT DOGS. 172 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:35,127 WE... WE'RE NOT VEGETARIANS, BUT, YOU KNOW, I... 173 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,429 BUT THAT STUFF IS NOTHING BUT HORMONES AND CHEMICALS. 174 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:38,797 THAT'S WHY KIDS ARE SO GOOFY-LOOKING NOWADAYS. 175 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,432 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE, TOO... 176 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,067 YOU CUT OUT ALL THE ANIMAL PRODUCTS, 177 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,402 AND THIS ONE 178 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:44,536 WITH THE GRUMPY LITTLE AURA THING GOING ON... 179 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,004 THAT'S GOING TO CLEAN RIGHT UP. 180 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,806 - : WILL IT? - -: YES. YES. 181 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,908 REALLY? WELL, THEN WE ARE HERE TO EMBRACE THE VEGAN LIFESTYLE, 182 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:50,909 AREN'T WE? 183 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:51,910 : GOOD. 184 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,311 AND I KNOW FOR MYSELF, 185 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,647 I HAVEN'T HAD A BALANCED MEAL SINCE BEFORE THE... 186 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,648 MARITAL DISSOLUTION. 187 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,450 DIVORCE? 188 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,318 RIGHT. 189 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:01,319 HUH. 190 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,624 OKAY, THEN, LET'S GO INSIDE. 191 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,192 PLEASE WIPE YOUR FEET FIRST. 192 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,394 MY TURKEYS HAVE BEEN FERTILIZING THE DRIVEWAY, SO... 193 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,096 YOU RAISE TURKEYS? 194 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,532 GODDESS, NO! I RESCUE 'EM! 195 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,533 COME ON. 196 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,205 OKAY. 197 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:21,440 THIS IS IT. 198 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,475 THIS IS HOME. 199 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,380 WHOA... 200 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,783 THIS PLACE IS AWESOME! 201 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,019 WOW... IT'S EXACTLY HOW I REMEMBER IT. 202 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,992 WELL, AUNT CLY, 203 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,594 I LOVE WHAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE WITH THE PLACE. 204 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,363 YEAH, I'M NOT A BIG ONE FOR REDECORATION. 205 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,866 I JUST TRY TO GET THINGS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 206 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,168 UM, WHERE'S THE TV? 207 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,636 I DON'T HAVE ONE. 208 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:52,604 SERIOUSLY? 209 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,105 SERIOUSLY. 210 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,307 I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM. 211 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,343 DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM AS IN, 212 00:07:58,412 --> 00:08:00,479 YOU HAVE A MORAL OBJECTION TO TELEVISION? 213 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:02,180 OR DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM AS IN, 214 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,648 YOU'RE UNCERTAIN OF THEIR EXISTENCE? 215 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:04,583 ANNIE, THAT'S ENOUGH. 216 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:07,986 WHAT ABOUT INTERNET? 217 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,021 OH, GOOD HEAVENS, NO. NO, NO. 218 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,190 I DON'T NEED THOSE ENERGY WAVES BOUNCING AROUND MY HOUSE. 219 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,391 THOSE THINGS GIVE YOU BRAIN TUMORS. 220 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,460 THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING 221 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:17,095 THAT I COULD PROVE WRONG WITH ONE GOOGLE SEARCH. 222 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,430 OKAY, HEY, 223 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:19,831 MAYBE THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY 224 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,234 FOR US TO UNPLUG, RIGHT? 225 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:23,635 I MEAN, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY TIME. 226 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,537 OKAY, WELL... 227 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,172 I GUESS YOU WANT TO GET SETTLED 228 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,374 AND TAKE YOUR COATS OFF. 229 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:32,511 UH, YOU KIDS CAN HAVE THE SPARE ROOMS. 230 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,145 ONE'S A LITTLE DRAFTY, THE OTHER ONE HAS... 231 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:36,348 A FUNKY SMELL THAT HAS YET TO BE IDENTIFIED, 232 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:38,083 BUT THEY ARE CLEAN, 233 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,184 AND I FLUFFED THE FEATHERBEDS, SO... 234 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,353 FEATHERBEDS? 235 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:42,854 UM... I'M ALLERGIC TO FEATHERS. 236 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,923 YEAH, YEAH, I'M NOT SURPRISED. 237 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,558 IT'S DUE TO ALL THAT MEAT YOU'RE EATING. 238 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,059 WELL, JUST PULL IT OFF, 239 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,261 AND I'LL HIDE IT IN MY ROOM. 240 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,567 GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO EAT. 241 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:03,842 UH... 242 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,978 I GUESS I'LL TAKE DRAFTY, AND YOU TAKE SMELLY? 243 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,446 OKAY. 244 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,756 WHOA... 245 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,064 "JIBBERATOR." 246 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,187 $10,000? 247 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,907 "MAY 26, 1975. 248 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,342 "I'M NOW POSITIVELY CERTAIN 249 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,210 "THAT THERE IS SOME KIND OF STRANGE ENCHANTMENT 250 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,246 "AT WORK IN SIEMPRE VERDE, 251 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,482 SOMETHING THAT DEFIES RATIONAL EXPLANATION." 252 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,687 "AUGUST 19, 1975. 253 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,790 "MYSTERIOUS... 'BURBLE' 254 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,591 "FROM THE WESTERN SIDE OF THE FOREST. 255 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:38,463 SLIGHTLY MORE FREQUENT THAN ZORP DETECTED LAST WEEK." 256 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,597 "ZORP?" 257 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:54,813 SQUONK... BURBLE... 258 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,015 ZORP... THRINNG? 259 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,518 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 260 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,489 MAYBE UNCLE NED WAS CRAZY. 261 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,258 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 262 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:11,396 REALLY SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE, TIMMY. 263 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,431 THIS ROOM IS NOTHING BUT BAD VIBES. 264 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,667 BUT... IS IT TRUE? 265 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,136 DID UNCLE NED REALLY... 266 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,637 SEE THE HOODOO? 267 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,073 YEAH. HE SAW HIM. 268 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,008 AND HE WAS NEARLY EATEN ALIVE. 269 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,711 THAT FOREST IS A VERY DANGEROUS PLACE. 270 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,947 THINGS IN THERE ARE MEANT TO BE LEFT ALONE. 271 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,416 COME ON. IT'S ALMOST DINNER. 272 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,652 HOPE YOU LIKE BEETS. 273 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,688 SOUNDS... GREAT. 274 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,429 SQUONK, BURBLE, ZORP? 275 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,167 ZORILLA... ZOSER? 276 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,405 I AM PROBABLY MISSING SOME GREAT INTERNET SNARK 277 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,074 RIGHT NOW. 278 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,776 HASHTAG BORING. 279 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,212 DESSERT'LL BE READY SOON. 280 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:04,115 HOPE YOU LIKE BEETS! 281 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,086 BEETS... 282 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,121 HEY, AUNT CLY? 283 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,925 DO YOU HAVE A LANDLINE? 284 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,094 THERE'S A ROTARY IN THE OFFICE UPSTAIRS, 285 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,462 BUT I THINK YOUR DAD'S ON IT. 286 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,264 A ROTARY? 287 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,932 IT'S A PHONE. 288 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,867 OH, COOL! THANKS. 289 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,871 : NO, NO, I KNOW, WALTER. TRUST ME, 290 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:27,906 I'M, I'M GOING TO BE WORKING VERY HARD 291 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,240 TO MAKE SURE THIS PRESENTATION IS DONE. 292 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,508 I MEAN, 293 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,976 I WAS PLANNING ON WORKING AT THE OFFICE 294 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,244 THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, YOU KNOW, 295 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,346 EVEN THROUGH THANKSGIVING, BUT, BUT... 296 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,149 LIKE I SAID, MY EX KIND OF AMBUSHED ME HERE. 297 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,285 SO, UM, I TOOK THE KIDS UP TO MY AUNT'S HOUSE, 298 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,519 AND I'M HOPING SHE CAN KEEP THEM BUSY 299 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,887 WHILE I GET SOME WORK DONE. 300 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,722 I WILL BE OUT OF CELL RANGE FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS, 301 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,691 BUT LIKE I SAID, WALTER, TRUST ME, 302 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,359 I WILL GET THIS DONE... 303 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,931 UM... MONDAY. 304 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,699 ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD. 305 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,973 YOU SHOULDN'T BE EAVESDROPPING ON MY BUSINESS CALLS, HONEY. 306 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:02,941 OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS? 307 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,642 A BUSINESS CALL? 308 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,477 'CAUSE IT JUST SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE COMPLAINING 309 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,112 ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A BURDEN WE ARE. 310 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,547 ANNIE, THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID. 311 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,615 THIS ISN'T EXACTLY 312 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,017 A DREAM VACATION FOR US EITHER. 313 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,452 I COULD HAVE SPENT THANKSGIVING AT VERONICA'S. 314 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,254 YOU KNOW, WHEN HER PARENTS GOT DIVORCED, 315 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,456 AT LEAST THEY HAD THE DECENCY TO SPOIL HER! 316 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,026 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 317 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,928 YEAH, NO, IT'S OKAY, AUNT CLY. 318 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,997 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US, AUNT CLY. 319 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,932 BY THE WAY, THE REAL REASON 320 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,300 THAT DAD BROUGHT US HERE TO VISIT YOU 321 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,668 IS BECAUSE HE NEEDED SOMEONE 322 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,604 TO BABYSIT US WHILE HE WORKED! 323 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:34,973 THAT TRUE, RON? 324 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,509 LOOK, I'M SWAMPED. 325 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,147 I GOT CLEANED OUT IN-- IN THE... 326 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,315 CONSCIOUS UNCOUPLING... 327 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,717 WILL YOU CALL IT WHAT IT IS? 328 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,185 I MEAN, YOU SOUND RIDICULOUS! 329 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,186 DIVORCE! 330 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,321 OKAY? 331 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,724 I GOT CLEANED OUT IN THE DIVORCE, 332 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:55,126 AND I AM RIGHT BACK TO WHERE I STARTED. 333 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,361 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET, 334 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,096 AND ALL I HAVE LEFT IS MY JOB. 335 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,298 OKAY? 336 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,300 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 337 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,601 YOU HAVE US. 338 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,605 I APPRECIATE THAT, BUDDY. I REALLY DO. 339 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,710 RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET. 340 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,580 AND HE CAN'T DO THAT WITH US HOLDING HIM DOWN. 341 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:16,881 BANANA... 342 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,116 HEY, ANNIE! 343 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,918 LET HER GO. 344 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,390 DO YOU WANT TO... 345 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,126 READ THE DICTIONARY WITH ME? 346 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:31,696 I'M TRYING TO FIND "ZORP." 347 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,035 UH, YEAH. YEAH, THAT, THAT SOUNDS FINE. 348 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,369 CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT 349 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,370 TO GET SOME WORK DONE? 350 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,843 OLD-FASHIONED FAMILY THANKSGIVING, HUH? 351 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:48,947 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME 352 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,748 YOU NEEDED SOMEBODY TO BABYSIT THE KIDS? 353 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,884 AUNT CLY, 354 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,719 I'M NOT TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU, I SWEAR. 355 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:55,753 I JUST... 356 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,055 NAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 357 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,223 DO YOUR WORK. 358 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,725 I... 359 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,795 GUESS I CAN READ THE DICTIONARY TO HIM. 360 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,997 JUST REMEMBER TO TAKE THEM BOTH WHEN YOU LEAVE. 361 00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,146 YAARG! 362 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,222 SQUONK! 363 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,424 BURBLE... 364 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,525 ZORP! 365 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,827 THRRRRIIIINNNG! 366 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,295 WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE! 367 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,200 SQUONK... 368 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,605 SQUONK... 369 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,572 BURBLE... 370 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,408 ZORP... 371 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,442 THRINNG! 372 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,077 SO THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT! 373 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,048 UNCLE NED... 374 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,749 I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO MEET YOU, 375 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:35,386 BUT I THINK YOU WERE ON TO SOMETHING PRETTY COOL. 376 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,323 I'D BE HONORED TO FINISH IT FOR YOU. 377 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,725 BURBLE! 378 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,341 AND SO, 379 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,777 BRAVE LITTLE TIM EMMERSON VENTURED DEEPER 380 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,580 INTO THE DARK, MYSTERIOUS FOREST, 381 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,682 ARMED ONLY WITH HIS WIT, HIS NERVE, 382 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,718 AND AUNT CLY'S SOLAR-POWERED FLASHLIGHT. 383 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,687 HE WALKED UNTIL... 384 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,090 UH, WELL, HE KEPT WALKING, AND THEN... 385 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,693 AND I'VE LOST HIM. 386 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,363 I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THE HOODOO GOT HIM. 387 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,798 I MEAN... 388 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,300 THAT'S JUST MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION. 389 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,901 I... 390 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,236 LOOK, IF YOU THINK I'M GOING INTO THAT FOREST 391 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,237 THIS LATE AT NIGHT, 392 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,805 YOU'D BETTER THINK AGAIN. 393 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,407 IT'S NOT THAT I'M SCARED, I JUST... 394 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,576 END SCENE! 395 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,411 IF ANYBODY WANTS ME, I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER. 396 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,287 ZORP! 397 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,238 BURBLE... 398 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,839 BURBLE... 399 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,183 COME ON... NOT NOW! 400 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,163 ZORP! 401 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:49,754 ZORP! 402 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,681 HELLO? 403 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,620 HELLO? 404 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,539 HEY! WHO'S OUT THERE? 405 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,541 HEY! HALT! 406 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,042 PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! 407 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,413 I SAID, HANDS UP, TRESPASSER! 408 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,915 I'M SORRY! 409 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,617 I--I DIDN'T MEAN ANY TROUBLE. 410 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,218 I JUST-- I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR... 411 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,553 LOOKIN' FOR WHAT? 412 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,654 THE... 413 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,756 HOWLING... HOODOO, SIR. 414 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,092 THE HOWLING HOODOO? 415 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:02,159 ON MY PRIVATE PROPERTY? 416 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,497 SON, THE ONLY MONSTER ON THIS FARM 417 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,132 IS ME! 418 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,533 BUZZ! JUNIOR! 419 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,668 YEAH, BOSS, WE'RE COMIN'. 420 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,636 YEAH, ME TOO. 421 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,138 WELL? 422 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,375 THEY'RE, LIKE, GOOD AS GONE, BOSS. 423 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,677 WE CHASED 'EM AS BEST WE COULD, 424 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,379 BUT THOSE BIRDS, 425 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,680 THEY'RE TOO FAST. 426 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,048 TOTALLY FAST. 427 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,549 WE GOT BEAT BY OUR OWN MEAT. 428 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,653 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BOY? 429 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,889 TIM EMMERSON, SIR. 430 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:32,823 EMMERSON! 431 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,826 YOU'RE CLY'S KIN? 432 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:40,564 SHE'S... MY GREAT-AUNT, SIR. 433 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,866 I SEE. 434 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,401 WELL, 435 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:47,171 THAT TREE-HUGGIN', HEMP-GROWIN' SOCIALIST WITCH 436 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,140 HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME. 437 00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:51,442 BUZZ, JUNIOR! 438 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:54,245 THE TWO OF YOU GO CALL SHERIFF COWLY. 439 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:57,248 THIS ONE HERE IS GONNA GET JUSTICED. 440 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,215 PLEASE, SIR... HEY! 441 00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,850 GET OFF OF ME! 442 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:00,885 WAIT! 443 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,321 GET OFF OF ME! 444 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,255 PLEASE, STOP! 445 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,130 SHERIFF? 446 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,133 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 447 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,469 UM... HEY, CLY. 448 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,571 GROVER? 449 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,373 IS SOMETHING WRONG? IT'S 2:00 A.M. 450 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:23,541 HUH? 451 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,578 OH, UH, THAT'S RIGHT. 452 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,547 I'M SORRY TO DISROBE YOU SO LATE. 453 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,948 DISROBE? 454 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,616 DISTURB! DISTURB YOU SO LATE! 455 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,452 THERE'S BEEN 456 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,153 AN INDECENT... 457 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:37,288 INCIDENT INVOLVING, UH... 458 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,423 THERE SHE IS! 459 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,691 THERE'S THE MASTERMIND! 460 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,561 SHE'S BEEN PESTERING MY POULTRY FOR YEARS, 461 00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:46,163 AND NOW SHE'S GOT HER KIN DOING THE DIRTY WORK! 462 00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:47,665 AUNT CLY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. I WAS JUST... 463 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,300 AH, PEPPERCORN! 464 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,968 THIS IS PROFESSIONAL SABOTAGE! 465 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,470 OKAY, ELDRIDGE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, 466 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,739 BUT IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY NEPHEW THIS SECOND, 467 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:58,209 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A BRAND-NEW PAIR OF DENTURES. 468 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,715 AW, COME ON IN. IT'S COLD OUT THERE. 469 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,652 WHAT IS GOING ON? 470 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,721 OH, YOUR SON FELL OUT OF BED 471 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,123 AND LANDED IN THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD. 472 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,091 WHAT? HEY, YOU OKAY? 473 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,626 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED SO LATE? 474 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,061 LET'S JUST BACK IT UP 475 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,329 AND START FROM THE BEGINNING. 476 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:20,664 TIM? 477 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:25,169 I WAS INVESTIGATING STRANGE NOISES. 478 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:27,238 I HEARD THE HOWLING HOODOO. 479 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:28,272 OH, COME ON... 480 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:29,273 YOUNG MAN, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU 481 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:30,775 NOT TO GO INTO THAT FOREST. 482 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,411 BUT I HEARD SOMETHING! 483 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:34,512 I WAS LYING IN BED, 484 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,647 AND I HEARD THESE WEIRD, CRAZY NOISES. 485 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,782 : DO YOU THINK MAYBE YOU HEARD THOSE NOISES 486 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:38,849 IN YOUR SLEEP? 487 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,718 I DIDN'T DREAM THEM, THEY WERE REAL! 488 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:45,589 I FOLLOWED THE NOISES INTO THE WOODS, 489 00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:48,726 AND MY FLASHLIGHT DIED, 490 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:49,860 AND I RAN INTO THE FENCE. 491 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:50,995 MY FENCE! 492 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,997 HE BUSTED HIS WAY ONTO MY PROPERTY 493 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,399 AND SET A WHOLE PEN FULL OF MY BEST TURKEYS LOOSE! 494 00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:58,302 IS THIS TRUE? 495 00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:00,404 I-- I DIDN'T MEAN TO LET THE TURKEYS OUT. 496 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,139 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE TURKEYS. 497 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:05,109 I THOUGHT I'D FOUND THE HOODOO. 498 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,911 MY WHOLE PREMIUM-GRADE STOCK IS GONE. 499 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,747 MY BIGGEST, JUICIEST TURKEYS. 500 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,516 YEAH, BIG AND JUICY AND PERFORMANCE-ENHANCED. 501 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,685 ALL MY TURKEYS ARE ALL-NATURAL, 502 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:17,388 ETHICALLY RAISED, THE MOST ORGANIC... 503 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:18,956 OH, GIVE ME A BREAK. 504 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:22,660 THOSE BIRDS HAVE MORE HORMONES THAN A HIGH-SCHOOL DRAMA CLUB. 505 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:25,162 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU PROVE THAT, WOMAN. 506 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,897 BELIEVE ME, IF I COULD, 507 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,699 YOU'D BE PUT OUT OF BUSINESS IN A HEARTBEAT. 508 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,968 PLEASE, EVERYBODY, JUST CALM DOWN. 509 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,904 MR. SUMP, 510 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,106 EXACTLY HOW MANY TURKEYS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? 511 00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:38,709 EXACTLY 175, 512 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,878 AVERAGING 30 POUNDS EACH! 513 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,180 WHAT KIND OF TURKEYS WEIGH 30 POUNDS? 514 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:44,381 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT KIND... 515 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,317 THE KIND THAT HAVE TOXIC STEROIDS 516 00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:47,384 PUMPED UP THEIR LITTLE... 517 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,520 CAN YOU PROVE THOSE FIGURES, MR. SUMP? 518 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:53,290 HECK, I GOT DOCUMENTATION RIGHT HERE! 519 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,727 I GOT WITNESSES SEEN THE WHOLE THING! 520 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:59,530 AND I GOT SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE OF THAT LITTLE HOODLUM 521 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:00,998 SETTING 'EM FREE! 522 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,801 : 175 TURKEYS, 523 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,636 AVERAGING 30 POUNDS EACH, 524 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:06,971 AT THE MARKET VALUE OF $1.89 A POUND... 525 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:10,608 THAT'S $9,922.50! 526 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,710 AND I'M HOLDING HER RESPONSIBLE 527 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,645 FOR EVERY PENNY! 528 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,282 I'M SORRY, CLY, BUT... 529 00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:19,984 GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, 530 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,186 YOU'LL HAVE TO REIMBURSE HIM FOR HIS LOSS. 531 00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:23,754 WHAT? 532 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,823 SHERIFF, THAT'S ALMOST $10,000! 533 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,925 DID YOU SEE A DAMN MONEY TREE GROWING OUT THERE 534 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,059 WHEN YOU CAME IN? 535 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:30,427 WELL, MAYBE WE COULD SET UP 536 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,263 SOME KIND OF PAYMENT PROGRAM... 537 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:33,497 : NOW, WAIT A MINUTE! 538 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:36,433 I'M NOT GONNA STAND FOR NO PAYMENT PLAN. 539 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,469 I KNOW MY RIGHTS! 540 00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:40,404 READ THE TOWN CHARTER! 541 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:44,742 ANY LANDOWNER WHO ABSTRACTS ANOTHER LANDOWNER'S LIVESTOCK 542 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,944 IS BOUND BY LAW TO SETTLE THAT DEBT 543 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,547 WITHIN TWO DAYS BY 12 NOON, 544 00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:52,182 OR THEY FORFEIT THEIR OWN LAND AND ALL THEIR HOLDINGS 545 00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:54,184 AS COMPENSATION! 546 00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:55,319 THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 547 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:58,088 MR. SUMP, LET'S BE REASONABLE HERE. 548 00:25:58,157 --> 00:25:59,456 SHERIFF, 549 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,559 YOU EXPECT US TO COME UP WITH $10,000 550 00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:02,927 TWO DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING? 551 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:06,330 I'M AFRAID THE LAW IS PRETTY CLEAR ON THIS. 552 00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:08,666 THERE WAS A LOT OF POACHING BACK IN THE OLD DAYS. 553 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,301 THE THING IS, 554 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,970 TURKEYS ARE BIG BUSINESS IN TURKEY HOLLOW. 555 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,738 YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT 556 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,273 BEFORE YOU SENT THIS LITTLE NOSEPICKER 557 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:17,408 OUT TO MAKE TROUBLE. 558 00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:19,710 YOU GOT TWO DAYS, EMMERSON. 559 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:22,346 YOU DON'T COUGH UP TEN GRAND BY THEN, 560 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:24,848 I GOT NO PROBLEM TAKING THIS FARM OFF YOUR HANDS. 561 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:25,749 : ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH! 562 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:26,917 GET OUT OF HERE. 563 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:33,290 AND YOU, IN THERE. 564 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:39,830 CLY... 565 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:44,168 I SINCERELY WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO. 566 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,036 SHERIFF... 567 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:48,872 I KNOW YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB. 568 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,976 I'M THE ONE TAKING THE BATH. 569 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:53,644 BELIEVE ME, 570 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:54,812 I'D BE RIGHT THERE IN THAT BATH WITH YOU 571 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:55,846 IF I COULD. 572 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,819 UH... 573 00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:02,920 I'M... I'M SORRY. 574 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,632 ELDRIDGE SUMP AND I HAVE BEEN LOCKING HORNS FOR YEARS. 575 00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:18,402 I RUN A RESPECTABLE FARM HERE, 576 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:19,970 EVERYTHING ORGANIC AND SUSTAINABLE, 577 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:21,505 THE WAY IT SHOULD BE. 578 00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:24,942 SUMP, ON THE OTHER HAND, RUNS HIS FARM LIKE A SWEATSHOP. 579 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:28,779 HE POLLUTES THE EARTH, HE POISONS HIS LIVESTOCK... 580 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:31,348 AND HE'S CRAFTY ABOUT IT. 581 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,150 HE COVERS HIS TRACKS EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 582 00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:35,819 I WOULD SHUT HIM DOWN IF I COULD, 583 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,388 AND HE KNOWS IT, 584 00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:38,789 AND HE'S OUT TO SHUT ME DOWN FIRST. 585 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:41,425 I'M AFRAID THIS TIME, 586 00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:43,727 HE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE THE MEANS TO DO IT. 587 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,730 WELL, MAYBE WE CAN TALK TO THE BANK, 588 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,065 YOU KNOW, REFINANCE, OR GET YOU A LOAN... 589 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,267 YEAH, THE BANKS AREN'T TOO FOND OF ME 590 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:51,835 EVER SINCE I SPEARHEADED 591 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:53,303 THE OCCUPY TURKEY HOLLOW MOVEMENT 592 00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:54,338 BACK IN '09. 593 00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:56,507 MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE 594 00:27:56,609 --> 00:27:58,942 THAT WE COULD LOSE THE WHOLE FARM OVER TURKEYS. 595 00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,477 WELL, LIKE THE SHERIFF SAID, 596 00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:02,946 TURKEYS ARE BIG BUSINESS AROUND HERE. 597 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:05,282 I KNOW THIS IS A LITTLE OFF-TOPIC, 598 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,051 BUT DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK 599 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,019 THAT THE SHERIFF HAS THE HOTS FOR AUNT CLY? 600 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:10,287 WHAT? 601 00:28:11,624 --> 00:28:13,223 HE'S TOO SQUARE FOR ME. 602 00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:14,792 ANYWAY... 603 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:17,227 WHAT GOOD'S FOOLING AROUND WITH A LAWMAN 604 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:18,495 IF HE CAN'T EVEN GET YOU OUT OF TROUBLE? 605 00:28:19,565 --> 00:28:20,531 : AUNT CLY? 606 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:25,169 I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM. 607 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,872 I HEARD THE NOISE, 608 00:28:28,974 --> 00:28:31,942 AND I JUST WANTED TO FOLLOW ON UNCLE NED'S FOOTSTEPS. 609 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,243 OH, WELL, 610 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:35,846 I THINK YOUR UNCLE NED WOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOU. 611 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:38,582 SNEAKING OUT AFTER DARK, CHASING AFTER MONSTERS... 612 00:28:38,684 --> 00:28:41,452 YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE NED'S REINCARNATION. 613 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:42,519 THANKS. 614 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:45,689 I'M SO SORRY. 615 00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:46,757 YEAH, I'M NOT A HUGGER. 616 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,492 : YEAH, KIDS, 617 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:49,393 WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK TO BED? 618 00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:50,728 IT'S LATE, OKAY? 619 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,396 WE'VE HAD ENOUGH EXCITEMENT. 620 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:53,263 WHY DON'T YOU LET THE GROWNUPS HANDLE THIS? 621 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,274 HOODOOS! 622 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,330 MY GOD... 623 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:07,671 : HEY! 624 00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:08,872 HEY! 625 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,774 NOT SO FAST, DORA THE EXPLORER! 626 00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:13,343 JUST LET ME GO, ANNIE. 627 00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:15,179 I HAVE TO FIND THE HOODOO. 628 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:17,147 AGAIN WITH THE HOODOO! 629 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:18,415 PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME 630 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:19,883 WHY THIS IDEA IS ANY LESS STUPID TODAY 631 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,518 THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY! 632 00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:26,557 THAT'S YOUR BIG PLAN? 633 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:29,193 THEY'RE OFFERING $10,000. 634 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:30,727 FOR ONE PICTURE! 635 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:32,663 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, 636 00:30:32,765 --> 00:30:33,931 THIS SO-CALLED REWARD 637 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,499 IS FROM, LIKE, 10 YEARS AGO... 638 00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:37,734 YEAH, THAT MEANS IT'S PROBABLY WORTH MORE BY NOW. 639 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:40,204 ALSO, THIS ISN'T EVEN FROM A REAL MAGAZINE. 640 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,805 THIS IS FROM A SUPERMARKET TABLOID. 641 00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:43,540 REAL NEWS PUBLICATIONS 642 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:44,942 DON'T USE SO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS. 643 00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:47,778 AND... 644 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,712 WHAT'S THIS THING? 645 00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:49,813 DON'T! 646 00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:51,215 IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, 647 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:53,684 AND IT'S THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND. 648 00:30:53,786 --> 00:30:55,485 IT'S A WEAPON UNCLE NED INVENTED 649 00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:56,753 TO DEFEND AGAINST THE HOODOO. 650 00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:57,754 SEE? 651 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,624 RIGHT. OKAY. 652 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:02,426 AND DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE TO OPERATE THIS THING, 653 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,194 OR DID YOU MAKE YOURSELF ONE OUT OF CRAYONS AND GLITTER? 654 00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:07,631 SEE, THIS IS WHY I PREFER TO WORK ALONE. 655 00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:09,933 HEY! 656 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,568 YOU ALREADY MADE A BIG ENOUGH MESS OF THINGS 657 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,603 LAST NIGHT. 658 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:13,971 CAN'T YOU JUST COME HOME? 659 00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:15,205 AND DO WHAT? 660 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:17,040 YOU WANT TO SIT BY AND DO NOTHING 661 00:31:17,142 --> 00:31:19,209 WHILE AUNT CLY LOSES HER FARM? 662 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,612 BECAUSE OF ME? 663 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:24,081 I KNOW IT'S A LONG SHOT, OKAY? 664 00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:27,417 BUT IT'S A CHANCE FOR ME TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT I DID. 665 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:29,219 NOW I'M GOING. 666 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,223 RRGH! 667 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:37,828 UGH! 668 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,229 TIM! 669 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:40,297 COME ON! 670 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:44,668 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 671 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,606 TIM, STOP! 672 00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:54,411 WHAT WAS THAT? 673 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:55,579 I DON'T KNOW. 674 00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:58,148 IS THAT THE SAME THING YOU HEARD LAST NIGHT? 675 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,384 NOPE... THAT'S A NEW ONE. 676 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:09,159 : DON'T LET YOUR EYES DECEIVE YOU. 677 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,527 THE SIEMPRE VERDE FOREST, 678 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,095 ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TURKEY HOLLOW, 679 00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:14,164 MIGHT SEEM PEACEFUL AND PICTURESQUE... 680 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,866 AH-HAH! 681 00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:17,768 BUT THESE DENSE, MOSS-COVERED WOODS 682 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:19,770 HOLD MANY SECRETS. 683 00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:23,140 AND IT WAS IN THIS VERY FOREST, TWO DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING, 684 00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:26,343 THAT TIM AND ANNIE EMMERSON WERE TRAGICALLY SLAYED BY THE... 685 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:27,577 WAIT, I'M SORRY, 686 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:28,779 DOES THAT-- DOES THAT SAY "TRAGICALLY SLAYED" 687 00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:30,981 OR "MAGICALLY SAVED"? 688 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:33,483 I CAN BARELY SEE THE CUE CARDS IN THIS PIECE. 689 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:34,618 YOU KNOW WHAT? 690 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,019 LET'S JUST PAN OVER TO TIM AND ANNIE 691 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:37,587 AND HOPE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE, ALL RIGHT? 692 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:39,356 FINGERS CROSSED! 693 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:41,858 WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE... 694 00:32:41,961 --> 00:32:43,760 ONE PICTURE, THEN WE'LL RUN. 695 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,729 I CAN HEAR SOMETHING GNASHING ITS TEETH IN THERE, 696 00:32:45,798 --> 00:32:47,197 AND YOU WANT TO SNAP A CAMERA IN ITS FACE? 697 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,333 IT'S FOR $10,000. 698 00:32:49,435 --> 00:32:51,468 WE CAN SAVE THE FARM. 699 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:52,869 WE'LL BE FAMOUS... 700 00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:54,671 WORLD-FAMOUS... 701 00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:56,173 NO. I'M NOT DYING FOR A PICTURE. 702 00:32:56,241 --> 00:32:58,775 INSTAGRAM FAMOUS. 703 00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,243 TWITTER FAMOUS! 704 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:02,813 FINE. 705 00:33:02,915 --> 00:33:05,382 ONE PICTURE, AND THEN WE RUN FOR IT. 706 00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:06,817 SO TURN ON... WHATEVER THAT CONTRAPTION IS, 707 00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:07,818 AND COVER ME. 708 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:10,320 'KAY, IT'S MOVING. 709 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:11,755 --IT'S GETTING CLOSER! 710 00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:12,689 DO SOMETHING, TIMMY! 711 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:13,790 I'M TRYING! 712 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:19,997 IT'S WORKING! 713 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:22,899 IT'S NOT A WEAPON, IT'S SOME KIND OF NOISEMAKER! 714 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:28,071 SQUONK. 715 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:29,573 WHAT THE FRIDGE? 716 00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:30,507 IS THAT THE HOODOO? 717 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:32,509 IT CAN'T BE... 718 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:33,777 YOU SAW THE STATUE. 719 00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:35,312 THE HOODOO'S 10 FEET TALL AND... 720 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:37,114 AND SCARY. 721 00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:38,682 WELL, THEN, WHAT IS IT? 722 00:33:38,751 --> 00:33:39,850 I DON'T KNOW... ITS BABY? 723 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:42,953 IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF... 724 00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:44,421 OVERGROWN, INBRED WEASEL! 725 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:45,589 YEAH, I WATCH A LOT OF ANIMAL PLANET. 726 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,491 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S NO WEASEL. 727 00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:51,495 HEY! HEY, LITTLE GUY. 728 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:52,796 TIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 729 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:53,897 IT'S OKAY. 730 00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:56,299 IT'S-- IT'S OKAY. 731 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,201 IT'S OKAY. I'M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. 732 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:07,177 GOOD JOB. 733 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:09,179 NOW TOUCH YOUR NOSE. 734 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,886 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 735 00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:18,388 I'M TESTING ITS INTELLIGENCE. 736 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:19,823 CAN YOU DANCE? 737 00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:29,399 I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS ABOUT EVEN. 738 00:34:31,003 --> 00:34:31,968 SQUONK, SQUONK! 739 00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:37,407 SHUT UP! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 740 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:39,076 BURBLE. 741 00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:40,377 --ZORP! 742 00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:41,445 THRINNG! 743 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:42,512 OH, GREAT! 744 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,981 GREAT, IT'S A WHOLE NEST OF THEM! 745 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,216 SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE THEY? 746 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:49,319 OKAY, LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS SCIENTIFICALLY. 747 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:52,889 THEY'RE EITHER ALIENS, MUTANTS... 748 00:34:52,991 --> 00:34:54,324 OR MONSTERS. 749 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:55,325 SQUONK. 750 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,427 WAS THAT A "YES"? 751 00:34:57,496 --> 00:34:58,895 -SQUONK! -BURBLE. 752 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,764 -ZORP! -THRINNG! 753 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,499 : DO YOU THINK THEY'RE DANGEROUS? 754 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,302 NO, I THINK THEY'RE INTRODUCING THEMSELVES! 755 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:09,306 SQUONK, BURBLE, ZORP, AND THRINNG! 756 00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:12,175 JUST LIKE IT SAID IN UNCLE NED'S JOURNAL! 757 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:15,679 I THINK UNCLE NED INVENTED THE JIBBERATOR 758 00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:16,646 TO COMMUNICATE WITH THEM, 759 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:19,449 NOT TO DEFEND AGAINST THEM. 760 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:25,255 SQUONK! 761 00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:26,890 -BURBLE. -ZORP, ZORP... 762 00:35:26,992 --> 00:35:29,025 THRINNG, THRINNG! 763 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:31,061 OKAY, I AM PREPARED 764 00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:32,929 TO BELIEVE ANYTHING AT THIS POINT. 765 00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:35,298 OKAY. 766 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,401 MY NAME IS TIM EMMERSON. 767 00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:42,339 THIS IS MY SISTER, ANNIE. 768 00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,808 WE'RE HERE TO FIND THE HOWLING HOODOO. 769 00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:49,913 HE'S A MONSTER, MUCH LIKE YOURSELVES, 770 00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:52,749 BUT HE'S 10 FEET TALL, 771 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:55,852 WITH RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS AND FANGS LIKE A... 772 00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:59,156 WHAT IS IT? 773 00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:01,424 DO YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THE HOODOO? 774 00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:04,961 I THINK THAT'S A YES... 775 00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:06,630 OR THEY NEED TO PEE. 776 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:09,399 CAN YOU... HELP US FIND HIM? 777 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,400 NO! 778 00:36:10,469 --> 00:36:12,836 THEY ARE TERRIFIED! 779 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:15,472 WHEN A BUNCH OF MONSTERS ARE SCARED OF SOMETHING, 780 00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:16,840 WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? 781 00:36:16,909 --> 00:36:20,377 OKAY. OKAY, LISTEN, LISTEN. 782 00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:23,380 I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE SCARED OF THE HOODOO. 783 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:25,115 WE'RE SCARED, TOO. 784 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:27,317 BUT THE THING IS... 785 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:30,754 OUR AUNT CLY'S FARM IS AT STAKE. 786 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:33,323 AND I'M GOING TO FIND THIS HOODOO, 787 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:35,692 EVEN IF I END UP DEAD AND DISMEMBERED 788 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:36,660 IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE... 789 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,395 NO, FINDING THE MONSTER 790 00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:40,397 THAT A BUNCH OF MONSTERS ARE SCARED OF 791 00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:42,732 IS NOT THE TAKE-AWAY FROM THIS LITTLE CHAT. 792 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:44,134 I UNDERSTAND 793 00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:46,002 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO JOIN US, ANNIE. 794 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:48,738 BUT... WE DON'T HAVE LONG, 795 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:52,842 AND WE'RE GOING TO NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET. 796 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,312 SO PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT. 797 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:05,689 -SQUONK. -BURBLE. 798 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,490 ZORP. 799 00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:10,927 THRINNG! 800 00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:12,195 THANK YOU. 801 00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:13,396 WE WON'T FORGET THIS. 802 00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:14,631 WAIT, WHAT? 803 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:15,899 LEAD THE WAY. 804 00:37:15,968 --> 00:37:18,935 : NO, NO, HOLD ON! DID I MISS SOMETHING? 805 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,071 THEY VOWED THEIR ALLEGIANCE TO US. 806 00:37:21,173 --> 00:37:23,173 DID THEY? REALLY? 807 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,841 YOU SPEAK MONSTER NOW? 808 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,042 SQUONK! 809 00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:29,913 DAD'S GONNA KILL ME. 810 00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:41,858 WELL, GOOD AFTERNOON. 811 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,727 SOMEBODY NEEDED THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP. 812 00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:46,296 CAN I GET YOU SOME TEA? 813 00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:48,064 UGH, JUST SOME ESPRESSO, IF YOU HAVE IT. 814 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,799 I GOT TEA. 815 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:52,669 THEN I'M GOOD. 816 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:56,773 DID YOU GET ANY SLEEP AT ALL? 817 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:59,276 NO, I'LL SLEEP WHEN THIS PRESENTATION'S DONE. 818 00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:04,047 YOU KNOW, I RESPECT ANYBODY WHO WORKS HARD 819 00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:05,148 AND PROVIDES FOR THEIR FAMILY, 820 00:38:05,217 --> 00:38:07,884 BUT THERE'S A FINE LINE 821 00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,519 BETWEEN PROVIDING... 822 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:10,720 AND HIDING. 823 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:16,192 NO, THAT... 824 00:38:16,295 --> 00:38:17,460 THIS ISN'T FOR ME. 825 00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:21,965 I FIGURE IF I CAN GET THIS PRESENTATION DONE TODAY, 826 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,601 MAYBE I CAN ASK MY BOSS FOR AN ADVANCE OF TEN GRAND. 827 00:38:24,703 --> 00:38:25,669 I MEAN, IT'S A LONG SHOT, BUT... 828 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:27,170 NO! RONNIE! 829 00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:28,972 THIS IS NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 830 00:38:29,074 --> 00:38:31,041 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 831 00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:32,075 YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS 832 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:33,043 IF I DIDN'T SHOW UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP 833 00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:34,010 WITH MY KIDS IN TOW. 834 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,045 THIS IS MY FAULT, AND I... 835 00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:37,614 NO, IT'S NO ONE'S FAULT BUT NED'S! 836 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:38,915 I LOVED HIM, 837 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:42,719 BUT... HE WAS A FINANCIAL CATASTROPHE. 838 00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:44,154 HE SPENT ALL HIS TIME 839 00:38:44,256 --> 00:38:45,655 LOOKING AFTER HIS HAIRY LITTLE SIDEKICKS 840 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,290 INSTEAD OF TENDING TO THIS FARM. 841 00:38:47,392 --> 00:38:48,391 SIDEKICKS? 842 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,126 AND THEN HE GOES AND CHECKS OUT EARLY 843 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:51,728 AND LEAVES ME TO LOOK AFTER THE WHOLE PLACE ALONE. 844 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,762 AUNT CLY... 845 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:54,064 YOU'RE NOT BY YOURSELF. 846 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:57,934 I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU LOSE THIS PLACE. 847 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:02,038 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY BELLY-ACHING. 848 00:39:02,107 --> 00:39:03,006 THE UNIVERSE WILL PROVIDE FOR ME. 849 00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:05,008 SHE ALWAYS DOES. 850 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:07,377 AND IF SHE DOESN'T THIS TIME, WELL... 851 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:08,812 I'LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE IN WITH YOU. 852 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,214 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 853 00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:12,449 I'M GOING TO GO LIGHT SOME INCENSE, 854 00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:14,017 WAKE THOSE KIDS UP. 855 00:39:23,295 --> 00:39:24,294 -RON! -YEAH? 856 00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:26,229 -WHERE ARE THE KIDS? -I DON'T KNOW. 857 00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:27,297 WELL, THEY'RE GONE. 858 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:29,799 GONE? 859 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:36,373 "OCTOBER 1ST, 1975. 860 00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:38,341 "SIX MONTHS OF EXPLORATION, 861 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:39,743 "AND I HAVE YET TO MAKE CONTACT 862 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:40,777 "WITH THE MYTHICAL HOODOO. 863 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,912 "BUT I CAN'T SHAKE THE FEELING 864 00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:46,082 "THAT THIS FOREST HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN. 865 00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:48,251 EVEN THE PUMPKINS ARE WATCHING ME." 866 00:39:48,353 --> 00:39:49,986 WAIT, LET ME SEE. 867 00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:51,488 "EVEN THE PUMPKINS ARE WATCHING ME." 868 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:52,622 PERIOD. 869 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:53,656 LOOK, SEE, THAT'S THE KIND OF CRAZY 870 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,091 THAT WARRANTS SOME EXCLAMATION POINTS. 871 00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:58,528 EXCEPT... IT'S NOT CRAZY. 872 00:39:58,630 --> 00:39:59,562 LOOK. 873 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,868 PUMPKINS? 874 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,536 PUMPKINS WITH FACES! 875 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:23,253 I SWEAR, IF THIS THING STARTS TALKING, 876 00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:24,954 I AM OFFICIALLY DONE FOR THE DAY. 877 00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:32,395 THANK GOD. 878 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:43,473 OH, SHERIFF. THANK YOU FOR COMING. 879 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:46,443 SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET HERE, CLY. 880 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,111 IT'S THE TURKEY-CALLING CONTEST TODAY, 881 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:49,078 AND THE TRAFFIC WAS TERRIBLE. 882 00:40:49,181 --> 00:40:50,447 YEAH. 883 00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:53,917 ANY-WHOOZLE, I WAS LOOKING OVER THE TOWN CHARTER, 884 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:56,152 AND I WISH THERE WAS SOME KIND OF WIGGLE ROOM, 885 00:40:56,254 --> 00:40:57,454 BUT AS YOU KNOW, 886 00:40:57,522 --> 00:40:59,556 SUMP'S A PRETTY BIG WHEEL IN THIS TOWN. 887 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:00,924 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, IT'S OKAY. 888 00:41:00,992 --> 00:41:01,958 THAT'S NOT WHY I CALLED YOU. 889 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,360 THERE'S A MORE PRESSING MATTER AT HAND. 890 00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:05,528 MORE PRESSING THAN LOSING THE FARM? 891 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:06,863 YUP. 892 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:07,931 MY NEPHEW'S KIDS ARE MISSING. 893 00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:09,332 YEAH. 894 00:41:09,401 --> 00:41:10,767 APPARENTLY, THEY'RE BREAKING LAWS 895 00:41:10,869 --> 00:41:11,901 AS A TEAM NOW. 896 00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:13,036 AUNT CLY! 897 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:14,137 I FOUND SOMETHING. 898 00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:15,905 SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS ONE COMING. 899 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,907 : "OFF TO FIND THE HOWLING HOODOO! 900 00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:18,875 BUT DON'T WORRY. I'M ARMED!" 901 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:22,078 WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS? 902 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,216 LOOK AT THIS. 903 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,718 I THINK OLD NED WOULD'VE MADE A FINE DETECTIVE. 904 00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:31,154 YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF GEAR MISSING. 905 00:41:31,223 --> 00:41:32,489 NED'S JOURNAL, TOO. 906 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:34,858 THOSE KIDS ARE IN THAT FOREST, ALL RIGHT. 907 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,593 I CAN'T BELIEVE 908 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:37,727 THAT TIM WOULD PULL THIS STUNT AGAIN, 909 00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:39,796 ESPECIALLY AFTER LAST NIGHT! 910 00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:40,930 AND ANNIE SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 911 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:41,865 SHE'S OLDER AND SMARTER! 912 00:41:43,335 --> 00:41:44,334 NO... NO, NO. 913 00:41:44,402 --> 00:41:45,935 WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. 914 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,471 THEY WILL COME WANDERING BACK WHEN THEY GET COLD OR HUNGRY 915 00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:49,672 THEY'RE IN TROUBLE. 916 00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:51,007 YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THEY'RE IN TROUBLE. 917 00:41:51,076 --> 00:41:53,276 ANNIE, I'M GOING TO GROUND HER FOR A MONTH... 918 00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:56,379 NO, I MEAN, YOUR KIDS ARE IN DANGER, MR. EMMERSON. 919 00:41:56,481 --> 00:41:58,014 THE HOODOO IS OUT THERE. 920 00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:01,351 THE HOODOO? REALLY? 921 00:42:01,453 --> 00:42:03,453 SHERIFF, COME ON. 922 00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:04,521 WHAT, DON'T TELL ME 923 00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:05,688 THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THAT THING, TOO! 924 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:08,424 I DIDN'T... UNTIL I SAW HIM MYSELF. 925 00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:13,129 WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. 926 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:15,164 IT WAS A FEW YEARS AGO. 927 00:42:15,267 --> 00:42:17,467 I WAS ON A RESCUE MISSION, 928 00:42:17,569 --> 00:42:19,302 LOOKING FOR A LOST HIKER. 929 00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:23,907 THE VALLEY MISTS WERE THICK AS CHOWDER. 930 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:27,443 IT WAS PROBABLY 2:00 A.M., 931 00:42:27,512 --> 00:42:30,380 AND MY FLASHLIGHT STARTED ACTING UP. 932 00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:33,283 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL IT A NIGHT... 933 00:42:33,385 --> 00:42:36,185 WHEN I HEARD THE WEIRDEST SOUNDS. 934 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:38,788 NOT NORMAL ANIMAL SOUNDS. 935 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:44,027 THEY WERE WEIRD CALLS OR CRIES. 936 00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:47,330 I GET GOOSEBUMPS JUST REMEMBERING. 937 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,267 AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW HIM. 938 00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:53,970 HE WAS STANDING THERE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, 939 00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:55,104 10 FEET TALL. 940 00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:57,273 AND WHEN HE HOWLED, 941 00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:59,475 HE SOUNDED LIKE THE DEVIL HIMSELF. 942 00:43:00,845 --> 00:43:03,179 WELL, I RAN LIKE HELL AND NEVER LOOKED BACK. 943 00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:05,081 AND I HAVEN'T SET FOOT IN THOSE WOODS SINCE THAT NIGHT. 944 00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:06,282 HOLD ON. 945 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,418 SHERIFF, YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE 946 00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:10,353 THAT THERE'S A GIANT CREATURE OUT THERE? 947 00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:11,988 LOOK AROUND YOU, MR. EMMERSON. 948 00:43:13,391 --> 00:43:15,158 THERE'S YEARS' WORTH OF EVIDENCE RIGHT HERE IN THIS ROOM. 949 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,327 YES, BUT UNCLE NED WAS CRAZY. 950 00:43:18,496 --> 00:43:20,063 I'M SORRY, BUT... WASN'T HE? 951 00:43:20,165 --> 00:43:21,798 NED WAS CRAZY 952 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,600 IN A "LET'S GO STREAKING DOWN MAIN STREET, 953 00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,469 FREAK OUT THE ESTABLISHMENT" KIND OF WAY. 954 00:43:26,538 --> 00:43:27,937 NED WASN'T CRAZY 955 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:29,839 IN A "SEEING THINGS THAT AREN'T THERE" KIND OF WAY. 956 00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:34,777 RON, WAIT A MINUTE... 957 00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:36,813 NO, I DON'T HAVE A MINUTE. MY KIDS ARE OUT THERE. 958 00:43:36,915 --> 00:43:37,947 WELL, I KNOW THAT FOREST BETTER THAN YOU DO. 959 00:43:38,049 --> 00:43:39,549 I'M COMING, TOO. 960 00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:56,265 WHAT IS THAT? 961 00:43:56,368 --> 00:43:59,035 IT SMELLS LIKE MOLD AND... 962 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,069 ROTTEN EGGS? 963 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:02,372 I KNOW WHERE WE MIGHT BE! 964 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:05,008 BURBLE! 965 00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:07,877 THE STUMP OF UNKNOWN DEPTHS! 966 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:13,516 OH, GOOD LORD... 967 00:44:13,618 --> 00:44:15,018 OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 968 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,954 UNCLE NED WROTE THAT THE HOLE IN THE CENTER OF THE STUMP 969 00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:19,422 IS RUMORED TO GO ALL THE WAY DOWN 970 00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:21,057 TO ANOTHER WORLD. 971 00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,694 MAYBE THIS IS WHERE THEY CAME FROM? 972 00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:26,329 THRRIIINNG! 973 00:44:26,398 --> 00:44:27,830 I WONDER HOW DEEP IT GOES? 974 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,072 HEY! 975 00:44:37,575 --> 00:44:38,541 HEY... 976 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:40,743 DID YOU JUST EAT THAT? 977 00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:44,113 SQUONK, SQUONK! 978 00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:45,014 THRINNG, THRINNG! 979 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,386 ZORP. 980 00:44:54,092 --> 00:44:56,025 THEY EAT ROCKS! 981 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:58,194 THAT'S REALLY WEIRD. 982 00:44:58,263 --> 00:44:59,696 IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN AUNT CLY'S BEETS, 983 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:02,398 BUT IT'S STILL REALLY WEIRD. 984 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,033 OKAY, YOU READY, GUYS? 985 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:05,735 TRY AND GET ALL FOUR. 986 00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:06,769 OKAY? 987 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:08,471 FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK... 988 00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:11,607 FIRE! 989 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:20,750 YAGH! 990 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:27,457 AWESOME! FOUR OUT OF FOUR. HIGH FIVE. 991 00:45:30,595 --> 00:45:31,494 OKAY, WELL... 992 00:45:31,596 --> 00:45:33,096 IF THEY EAT ROCKS, 993 00:45:33,198 --> 00:45:34,430 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT COMES OUT THE OTHER END. 994 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:38,534 ZORP? 995 00:45:38,603 --> 00:45:40,002 WELL, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS? 996 00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:41,204 I MEAN, I BOUGHT THEM AT A MUSIC STORE, 997 00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:43,172 AND I DRAGGED THEM OUT HERE INTO THE FOREST. 998 00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:44,340 ZORP? 999 00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:47,310 NO, NOT JUST FOR OCCASIONAL RIMSHOTS. 1000 00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:48,544 THEY'LL COME IN HANDY 1001 00:45:48,646 --> 00:45:50,413 IF A SPONTANEOUS MUSICAL NUMBER BREAKS OUT. 1002 00:45:50,515 --> 00:45:51,380 LIKE THIS! 1003 00:45:51,483 --> 00:45:52,515 ZORP! 1004 00:45:52,617 --> 00:45:54,383 HEY, IT COULD HAPPEN! 1005 00:45:54,452 --> 00:45:55,918 YOU KNOW, THAT PROFANITY IS UNCALLED FOR. 1006 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:57,053 ZORP! 1007 00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,756 MONSTERS. 1008 00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:07,029 ALL RIGHT NOW... 1009 00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:08,831 THE LAW SAYS I ACQUIRE HER PROPERTY RIGHTS 1010 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:10,099 BY NOON OF TOMORROW. 1011 00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:12,268 THAT'S IF MS. EMMERSON CAN'T MAKE PAYMENT. 1012 00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,003 SHE AIN'T GONNA MAKE PAYMENT. 1013 00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,539 THAT OLD HIPPIE'S SO BROKE, HER CASH BOUNCES. 1014 00:46:16,608 --> 00:46:17,640 NOW... 1015 00:46:19,544 --> 00:46:21,544 SHUT UP! 1016 00:46:21,613 --> 00:46:23,746 I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK! 1017 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:26,315 STUPID BIRDS... 1018 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,119 NOW, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, 1019 00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:33,890 HOW SOON CAN WE GET IN THERE AND BULLDOZE THAT PLACE? 1020 00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:36,692 SEE, I GOT PLANS TO PUT 1021 00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:38,361 THIS HIGH TECH, STATE-OF-THE-ART HOG FARM 1022 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:39,328 RIGHT WHERE THE... 1023 00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:40,730 UH, BOSS? 1024 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,100 WHAT IS IT? 1025 00:46:44,202 --> 00:46:45,234 UH... 1026 00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:46,636 SORRY, BOSS, 1027 00:46:46,738 --> 00:46:47,403 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE... 1028 00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:48,371 OUTSIDE. 1029 00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:49,405 OUTSIDE. 1030 00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:52,108 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1031 00:46:53,645 --> 00:46:54,977 GO ON! GIT! 1032 00:46:55,079 --> 00:46:56,212 HI, BOSS. 1033 00:46:57,715 --> 00:46:59,515 THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 1034 00:46:59,617 --> 00:47:02,819 I GOT THAT EGGHEAD LAWYER CHARGIN' ME 300 BUCKS AN HOUR. 1035 00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:04,821 IF IT'S ANOTHER TWO-HEADED TURTLE YOU FOUND... 1036 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:07,723 HEH-HEH. THAT TURTLE WAS HILARIOUS. 1037 00:47:07,792 --> 00:47:10,026 OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE PICKLING MY BISCUITS! 1038 00:47:10,094 --> 00:47:11,327 WHERE'D THEY COME FROM? 1039 00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:13,663 WELL, THEY STARTED SHOWING UP ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. 1040 00:47:13,765 --> 00:47:15,431 FIRST, IT WAS JUST A FEW OF 'EM. 1041 00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:18,134 THEN SOME MORE OF 'EM, THEN SOME MORE OF 'EM, 1042 00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:19,135 AND THEN THE REST OF 'EM. 1043 00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:20,436 YUP. WE COUNTED 'EM UP. 1044 00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:21,537 175 EXACTLY. 1045 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,172 : EXACTLY. 1046 00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:24,307 YOU'RE TELLING ME 1047 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,108 EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM RUN-OFF TURKEYS 1048 00:47:26,211 --> 00:47:27,777 CAME A'WANDERIN' BACK FROM THE WILD 1049 00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:29,345 AND GOT BACK IN THEIR PEN ON THEIR OWN ACCORD? 1050 00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:31,013 MAYBE THEY MISSED US. 1051 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:34,016 THIS NEVER HAPPENED. 1052 00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:34,917 YOU GOT THAT? 1053 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,653 MAYBE THEY'RE IMPOSTERS! 1054 00:47:37,755 --> 00:47:39,488 NO, YOU BONEHEAD! 1055 00:47:39,591 --> 00:47:40,590 'COURSE THEY'RE OUR BIRDS, 1056 00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:43,659 BUT NOBODY CAN KNOW THEY CAME BACK. 1057 00:47:43,761 --> 00:47:45,061 IF ANYBODY FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS, 1058 00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:46,095 THEN THAT MEANS 1059 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,531 THAT CLY'S NO LONGER IN MY DEBT, 1060 00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:51,133 AND THAT MEANS I DON'T GET HER FARM. 1061 00:47:53,137 --> 00:47:54,670 WE'VE GOT TO GET RID OF 'EM. 1062 00:47:56,574 --> 00:48:00,643 GOT TO PUT 'EM SOMEWHERE THEY CAN'T GET BACK FROM, 1063 00:48:00,745 --> 00:48:02,311 SOMEWHERE NOBODY CAN FIND 'EM. 1064 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:05,648 YOU MEAN, LIKE... THE OCEAN? 1065 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:07,016 OH, YEAH! 1066 00:48:07,118 --> 00:48:09,085 NO, YOU IDIOT! 1067 00:48:09,153 --> 00:48:10,019 JUNIOR! 1068 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:11,487 OW. 1069 00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,522 TAKE 'EM TO THE "FACILITY." 1070 00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:15,758 AND YOU MAKE SURE THEY STAY THERE 1071 00:48:15,827 --> 00:48:18,494 UNTIL EMMERSON'S FARM IS MINE. 1072 00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,529 OOH! 1073 00:48:20,632 --> 00:48:22,164 STUPID BIRDS! 1074 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,800 : ANNIE! 1075 00:48:24,903 --> 00:48:26,068 TIM! 1076 00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:28,704 YOU KNOW, IT'S GOING TO BE DARK SOON. 1077 00:48:28,806 --> 00:48:29,672 CONSIDERING THAT AN ARMED SHERIFF 1078 00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:30,673 DIDN'T WANT TO JOIN US, 1079 00:48:30,775 --> 00:48:31,874 DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE 1080 00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:33,109 WE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT SOME KIND OF PROTECTION? 1081 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:35,645 OH, MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL BETTER CARRYING THIS. 1082 00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:36,946 IT'S FULLY LOADED. 1083 00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:38,014 OH, YEAH, I'D RATHER NOT... 1084 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:40,149 WHAT IS THIS? 1085 00:48:40,218 --> 00:48:41,550 GREEN TEA WITH GINGER, 1086 00:48:41,653 --> 00:48:42,885 FULLY LOADED WITH ECHINACEA. 1087 00:48:42,954 --> 00:48:43,920 AND BE CAREFUL, 1088 00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:46,022 'CAUSE IT PACKS A SERIOUS PUNCH. 1089 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,323 I WAS TALKING ABOUT SOME KIND OF WEAPON. 1090 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,091 WEAPON? 1091 00:48:49,193 --> 00:48:50,960 OH, GODDESS, NO. 1092 00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:53,429 YOU DON'T WANT TO INTRODUCE THAT KIND OF HOSTILITY 1093 00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:55,631 INTO AN ENVIRONMENT OF THIS PARTICULAR KIND. 1094 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:56,999 AND WHAT KIND IS THAT? 1095 00:48:58,469 --> 00:48:59,568 SUPERNATURAL, RON. 1096 00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:01,504 SUPERNATURAL. UH-HUH. 1097 00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:03,739 NELLY! 1098 00:49:03,841 --> 00:49:05,374 WHOO! 1099 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:06,475 YEAH, OKAY, UM... YOU KNOW, I DON'T DOUBT 1100 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:09,278 THAT UNCLE NED AND SHERIFF COWLY 1101 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:11,847 SAW WHAT THEY THOUGHT WAS A HOODOO, BUT... 1102 00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:13,683 YEAH, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE HOODOO. 1103 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:18,154 THERE'S ENCHANTMENT AT WORK, ALL AROUND US. 1104 00:49:19,924 --> 00:49:21,157 SO THIS IS AN ENCHANTED FOREST. 1105 00:49:21,259 --> 00:49:22,358 YEP. 1106 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:23,726 MM-HMM. GOOD. 1107 00:49:23,828 --> 00:49:24,794 YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT? 1108 00:49:24,896 --> 00:49:25,828 YEAH, I BELIEVE IT. 1109 00:49:25,930 --> 00:49:27,363 NED BELIEVED IT. 1110 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,365 INDIGENOUS PEOPLES FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS 1111 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:30,666 BELIEVED IT. 1112 00:49:30,768 --> 00:49:32,001 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, RON? 1113 00:49:32,103 --> 00:49:33,769 THAT'S HOW I KNOW YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO BE FINE. 1114 00:49:33,871 --> 00:49:35,004 OH, IS THAT RIGHT? 1115 00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:36,772 YUP, THAT'S RIGHT. 1116 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:37,940 COME ON, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 1117 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:45,614 UH, YEP, OKAY, I THINK THIS IS IT. 1118 00:49:47,352 --> 00:49:48,918 UH, LET'S SEE... 1119 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:51,020 YEAH, IT'S A FUNKY-LOOKING TREE. 1120 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:52,188 CAN WE GET BACK TO THE MISSING KIDS, PLEASE? 1121 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:53,222 SHH. 1122 00:49:59,097 --> 00:49:59,929 WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU GOING? 1123 00:50:00,031 --> 00:50:03,132 LA, LA... 1124 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:06,168 LA LA LA LA, LA LAAAA LA... 1125 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:15,177 WHOA... 1126 00:50:15,279 --> 00:50:16,712 AMAZING, ISN'T IT? 1127 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:18,080 IT'S INCREDIBLE... 1128 00:50:19,951 --> 00:50:21,517 BUT IT'S NOT MAGIC. 1129 00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:22,618 IT'S-- IT'S SCIENTIFIC. 1130 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,353 THE SOUND WAVES ARE STIMULATING 1131 00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:25,788 THE TREE'S INNER ENERGY. 1132 00:50:25,890 --> 00:50:27,223 THERE'S A SPECIES IN SOUTHEAST ASIA 1133 00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:28,624 THAT DOES THE EXACT SAME THING. 1134 00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:30,026 YOU'VE BEEN TO ASIA? 1135 00:50:30,128 --> 00:50:31,460 NO. 1136 00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:33,396 NO. I SAW IT ON NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. 1137 00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:35,664 TIM ASKED ME ABOUT WHAT IS SUPERNATURAL, 1138 00:50:35,767 --> 00:50:36,999 AND I SAID, THERE IS NO SUCH THING. 1139 00:50:37,101 --> 00:50:39,135 EVERYTHING CAN BE EXPLAINED, SCIENTIFICALLY, 1140 00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:41,137 RATIONALLY... 1141 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,139 CAN WE PLEASE GO FIND MY KIDS? 1142 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:44,140 YES. 1143 00:50:44,242 --> 00:50:46,742 OKAY. 1144 00:50:46,844 --> 00:50:48,878 I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, 1145 00:50:48,980 --> 00:50:50,413 BUT THIS CONVERSATION IS NOT OVER. 1146 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:52,782 : TIMMY! 1147 00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,085 U THINK MOM'LL LET US KEEP 'EM? 1148 00:50:57,355 --> 00:50:58,587 DO YOU HONESTLY THINK SHE'D LET YOU HAVE 1149 00:50:58,656 --> 00:51:01,724 FOUR HAIRY, NOISY, UNIDENTIFIED FOREST CREATURES? 1150 00:51:01,826 --> 00:51:03,259 WHY DON'T YOU BRING HOME A SASQUATCH 1151 00:51:03,327 --> 00:51:04,493 AND SEE WHERE THAT GETS YOU. 1152 00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:06,195 WE COULD ASK DAD. 1153 00:51:06,297 --> 00:51:08,798 DAD DOESN'T EVEN WANT US AROUND. 1154 00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:09,932 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1155 00:51:11,669 --> 00:51:12,601 : YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD HIM ON THE PHONE. 1156 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:15,071 TALKED LIKE WE WERE TOTAL BAGGAGE. 1157 00:51:16,274 --> 00:51:17,973 HE'S A GOOD DAD. 1158 00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:21,277 HE'S JUST... UNDER A LOT OF STRESS. 1159 00:51:21,345 --> 00:51:23,045 IF WE REALLY NEEDED SOMETHING, 1160 00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:24,647 HE'D BE THERE FOR US. 1161 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:25,648 WHATEVER. 1162 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:26,782 BURBLE. BURBLE! 1163 00:51:31,823 --> 00:51:33,589 WHAT IS IT, GUYS? 1164 00:51:33,658 --> 00:51:35,257 WE MUST BE NEAR THE HOODOO. 1165 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:37,626 LOOK AT THEM, THEY'RE SHAKING. 1166 00:51:37,695 --> 00:51:39,728 IS... IS THIS IT? 1167 00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:41,163 IS THIS WHERE THE HOODOO LIVES? 1168 00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:45,734 OKAY, COME ON. 1169 00:51:45,837 --> 00:51:47,336 ONE PICTURE, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 1170 00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:49,271 ANNIE, PHONE? 1171 00:51:50,641 --> 00:51:52,508 THANKS. 1172 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:53,609 COME ON, YOU GUYS! 1173 00:51:57,815 --> 00:51:59,582 TIM, MAYBE-- MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T. 1174 00:51:59,684 --> 00:52:00,649 I... 1175 00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:06,222 ANNIE, GEEZ, COME ON. DON'T BE SUCH A CHICKEN. 1176 00:52:06,324 --> 00:52:07,857 WE CAN'T JUST... 1177 00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:22,838 WAIT A MINUTE. 1178 00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:23,939 ANNIE! WAIT, STOP! 1179 00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:24,974 NO, TIM! 1180 00:52:25,076 --> 00:52:25,908 COME BACK! KEEP RUNNING! 1181 00:52:26,010 --> 00:52:27,877 IT'S NOT THE HOODOO! 1182 00:52:31,782 --> 00:52:32,982 HEH. LOOK FAMILIAR? 1183 00:52:33,050 --> 00:52:34,717 IT'S ONE OF THE MASKS FROM THE GENERAL STORE! 1184 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,453 GEEZ. 1185 00:52:39,957 --> 00:52:41,991 HEY, SQUONK, BURBLE! 1186 00:52:42,059 --> 00:52:43,626 IT'S SAFE! IT'S NOT THE HOODOO! 1187 00:52:43,728 --> 00:52:44,860 ZORP! THRINNG! 1188 00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:46,262 THEY'RE PROBABLY A MILE AWAY BY NOW. 1189 00:52:50,735 --> 00:52:52,201 SO THE MONSTERS WERE SCARED OF A DUMMY 1190 00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:53,402 THE WHOLE TIME. 1191 00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:56,505 I THINK IT'S, LIKE, A SCARECROW... 1192 00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:58,541 YOU KNOW, TO KEEP PEOPLE AWAY. 1193 00:52:58,609 --> 00:53:00,643 AWAY FROM WHAT? 1194 00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:01,911 I DON'T KNOW. 1195 00:53:05,983 --> 00:53:06,949 ANNIE... 1196 00:53:09,086 --> 00:53:10,519 WHAT'S THAT? 1197 00:53:19,897 --> 00:53:22,064 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 1198 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,966 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST? 1199 00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:26,902 IT LOOKS LIKE A BAD-GUY LAIR. 1200 00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:28,370 BAD-GUY LAIR? 1201 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:34,410 -WHAT'S IN HERE? -TIM, DON'T! 1202 00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:38,447 IT LOOKS... 1203 00:53:40,484 --> 00:53:41,817 IT LOOKS LIKE KIBBLE. 1204 00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:43,152 KIBBLE? 1205 00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:45,588 YEAH. YOU KNOW, LIKE CAT FOOD. 1206 00:53:45,690 --> 00:53:47,856 IT'S GOT A PICTURE OF A TURKEY ON IT, 1207 00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:50,025 IN, LIKE, RUSSIAN OR SOMETHING. 1208 00:53:51,929 --> 00:53:52,661 SOMEONE'S COMING! COME ON. 1209 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:53,696 HIDE! 1210 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:06,208 : SHE TOLD ME I LOOK A LITTLE LIKE DENZEL. 1211 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:07,409 HEH, YOU KNOW... 1212 00:54:07,511 --> 00:54:09,078 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 1213 00:54:09,146 --> 00:54:11,247 OH, OH, I'M SORRY, AM I ON? 1214 00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:13,249 I THOUGHT SOMEBODY CALLED LUNCH. 1215 00:54:13,317 --> 00:54:14,416 OKAY, WELL, HOLD ON A SECOND. 1216 00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:16,151 WHERE WERE WE? WHERE WERE WE? 1217 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:19,288 OH, RIGHT, THE MYSTERIOUS CLEARING. 1218 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:21,757 SO IT TURNS OUT THE HOODOO 1219 00:54:21,826 --> 00:54:23,525 THAT THE MONSTERS WERE SO AFRAID OF 1220 00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:25,894 WAS JUST A DECOY ALL ALONG. 1221 00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:28,864 BUT IS THERE STILL A REAL HOODOO OUT THERE? 1222 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,666 AND WHAT HAVE TIM AND ANNIE FOUND 1223 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,102 IN THE MYSTERIOUS CLEARING? 1224 00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:36,005 MEANWHILE, A VEHICLE APPROACHES FROM THE DISTANCE, 1225 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,807 AS THE NARRATOR HIDES BEHIND A POISONOUS DINGLEBERRY BUSH... 1226 00:54:40,144 --> 00:54:41,176 POISONOUS DINGLEBERRY BUSHES? 1227 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,046 PLEASE TELL ME THESE ARE PROPS. 1228 00:54:44,148 --> 00:54:45,781 MM... 1229 00:54:45,883 --> 00:54:46,949 THRINNG? 1230 00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:51,820 THIS UGLY ROASTER IS 174. 1231 00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:57,159 PUFFLES MCUGLYKINS, THAT'S NUMBER 175. 1232 00:54:57,261 --> 00:54:58,827 I JUST CALL HIM UGLY FOR SHORT. 1233 00:54:58,896 --> 00:55:00,429 OH, HE'S UGLY, ALL RIGHT! 1234 00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:01,630 THAT'S ALL OF 'EM. 1235 00:55:04,268 --> 00:55:05,267 MOVE 'EM OUT. 1236 00:55:07,171 --> 00:55:09,638 THOSE GUYS WORK FOR FARMER SUMP! 1237 00:55:09,707 --> 00:55:11,006 I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD GUY LAIR! 1238 00:55:18,783 --> 00:55:20,049 : SHUT UP, YOU STUPID BIRDS. 1239 00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:21,917 WANT ME TO CLOSE THE DOOR? 1240 00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:23,185 HOLD ON. 1241 00:55:23,254 --> 00:55:24,553 IT'S SMELLY. 1242 00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:26,755 NO, IT'S... 1243 00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:29,491 TOTALLY DUBIOUS, IF YOU ASK ME. 1244 00:55:29,593 --> 00:55:30,626 YEAH? 1245 00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:32,027 175 BIRDS 1246 00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:34,363 COMIN' ALL THE WAY BACK TO SUMP'S FARM? 1247 00:55:34,432 --> 00:55:37,399 THAT'S LIKE A STEER GETTING HOMESICK FOR THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. 1248 00:55:38,903 --> 00:55:39,735 TOTALLY DUBIOUS. 1249 00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:42,471 WHAT'S DUBIOUS? 1250 00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:45,274 175 FUGITIVE BIRDS COMING BACK TO SUMP'S FARM! 1251 00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:47,042 WELL, THAT IS DUBIOUS. 1252 00:55:47,111 --> 00:55:49,712 YOU HEARD WHAT OLD MAN SUMP SAID. 1253 00:55:49,814 --> 00:55:51,246 WE DON'T KEEP THESE BIRDS UNDER WRAPS, 1254 00:55:51,315 --> 00:55:52,948 IT'S GOING TO BLOW THE WHOLE DEAL. 1255 00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:54,950 GOT TO HAND IT TO OLD MAN SUMP, 1256 00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:56,719 HE'S ALWAYS GOT A PLAN IN THE HOPPER. 1257 00:55:56,821 --> 00:55:57,753 YEAH. 1258 00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:58,687 AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... 1259 00:55:58,789 --> 00:55:59,855 WHAT? 1260 00:55:59,957 --> 00:56:01,457 WE NEED A PIECE OF THE ACTION. 1261 00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:02,725 I MEAN, HE'S GETTING THIS EMMERSON PLACE 1262 00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:04,593 ON A DEBT THAT AIN'T EVEN LEGIT, 1263 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:05,728 AND WE'RE DOING ALL THE DIRTY WORK. 1264 00:56:05,830 --> 00:56:07,429 SHYEAH... 1265 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:10,232 TELL YOU WHAT... 1266 00:56:10,334 --> 00:56:11,934 WE COULD BLACKMAIL HIM. 1267 00:56:13,437 --> 00:56:14,536 YEAH... 1268 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,541 BUT HE'D BE PROBABLY BLACKMAIL US RIGHT BACK. 1269 00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:22,478 I MEAN, HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT MY PRIVATE DISPENSARY 1270 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:25,748 AND MY COPPER-FLIPPING AND MY BOOTLEG DVDS. 1271 00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:27,716 YOU GOT A POINT THERE. 1272 00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:29,752 SUMP ALSO KNOWS ABOUT LARISSA BEING MY FIRST COUSIN. 1273 00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,053 AND IF THAT EVER GOT OUT, 1274 00:56:31,155 --> 00:56:33,789 LARISSA WOULD TOTALLY BREAK UP WITH ME. 1275 00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:37,059 HEY! 1276 00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:38,494 WHAT DO WE DO? 1277 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:40,262 GET HER! 1278 00:56:40,331 --> 00:56:41,830 STOP RIGHT THERE, GIRLY-GIRL! 1279 00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:44,633 GET HER PHONE! 1280 00:56:44,702 --> 00:56:46,568 STOP! STOP! 1281 00:56:49,306 --> 00:56:50,873 OW! 1282 00:56:50,975 --> 00:56:52,975 HEY! PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE! 1283 00:56:53,043 --> 00:56:54,810 THAT REALLY HURTS ON MY LEG! PREVIOUS INJURY... 1284 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,645 LET GO OF ME! 1285 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,313 NO, THAT'S MY LIFE! 1286 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:01,950 STOP IT! 1287 00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:07,456 NO! 1288 00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:08,557 GEE WHIZ! 1289 00:57:09,727 --> 00:57:10,793 NO! NO! 1290 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,965 YEAH... THEY'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE NOW. 1291 00:57:18,803 --> 00:57:20,536 LET'S GO TELL SUMP. 1292 00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,872 SOMEBODY, COME HERE! PLEASE, HELP! 1293 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:39,822 : ANNIE? 1294 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:40,823 : TIMMY? 1295 00:57:44,328 --> 00:57:46,428 WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR HOURS, CLY. 1296 00:57:46,530 --> 00:57:48,363 I HAVEN'T SEEN A FOOTPRINT SINCE THE SUN WENT DOWN, 1297 00:57:48,432 --> 00:57:49,398 AND DO WE EVEN KNOW WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY? 1298 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,633 IT'S POSSIBLE YOU'RE LOOKING TOO HARD. 1299 00:57:51,735 --> 00:57:53,936 JUST OPEN UP YOUR MIND 1300 00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:55,137 AND LET THE UNIVERSE HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY. 1301 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:56,238 AGAIN WITH THE UNIVERSE... 1302 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,105 LISTEN, I'M TRYING TO RESPECT YOUR BELIEFS. 1303 00:57:57,208 --> 00:57:58,173 THIS ISN'T A PHISH CONCERT. 1304 00:57:58,242 --> 00:57:59,741 MY SON AND DAUGHTER ARE MISSING. 1305 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:02,778 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1306 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,279 TURN YOUR FLASHLIGHT OFF. 1307 00:58:04,348 --> 00:58:05,614 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, SMOKE A PEACE PIPE? 1308 00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:06,882 I WANT TO TRY SOMETHING. 1309 00:58:06,951 --> 00:58:08,350 IT WON'T WORK WITHOUT YOUR FLASHLIGHT OFF. 1310 00:58:08,452 --> 00:58:09,351 COME ON. TURN IT OFF. 1311 00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:14,089 NED... 1312 00:58:16,427 --> 00:58:18,026 IT'S CLY AND... 1313 00:58:19,864 --> 00:58:20,796 AND RON. 1314 00:58:20,898 --> 00:58:23,165 OH, GOD, LOOK AT YOU! 1315 00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:24,833 YOU... COME ON! 1316 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:26,668 -WORK WITH ME A LITTLE BIT. -I AM. 1317 00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:27,936 WELL, YOU'RE JUST STANDING THERE 1318 00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:29,271 BEING SO NEGATIVE! 1319 00:58:29,373 --> 00:58:30,439 TRY TO BE A LITTLE BIT POSITIVE. 1320 00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:32,407 HONESTLY, CLY, THIS IS A HUGE WASTE OF TIME. 1321 00:58:32,476 --> 00:58:33,809 AND YOU KNOW I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANY OF THIS STUFF. 1322 00:58:33,911 --> 00:58:35,277 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE IN IT. 1323 00:58:35,379 --> 00:58:37,279 JUST BELIEVE IN THE POSSIBILITY OF IT. 1324 00:58:39,416 --> 00:58:40,983 NED... 1325 00:58:42,386 --> 00:58:45,587 I MISS YOU. I MISS YOU SO MUCH. 1326 00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:48,557 AND... 1327 00:58:48,626 --> 00:58:50,025 I KNOW YOU LOVED THIS FOREST, 1328 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:53,028 SO I HOPE YOU'RE OUT THERE, AND YOU CAN HEAR ME, 1329 00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:54,463 AND, UH... 1330 00:58:54,565 --> 00:58:55,397 IF YOU CAN... 1331 00:58:57,401 --> 00:58:58,500 IT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT 1332 00:58:58,569 --> 00:59:01,169 IF YOU COULD HELP US FIND TIMMY AND ANNIE. 1333 00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:02,437 REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 1334 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:05,807 HOPE YOU LISTENED. 1335 00:59:21,659 --> 00:59:23,025 THANK YOU, NED. 1336 00:59:24,161 --> 00:59:25,360 WHAT HAPPENED? 1337 00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:27,296 WHAT'D I MISS? 1338 00:59:27,364 --> 00:59:28,897 THE MOON CAME OUT. 1339 00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:33,802 WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY A MIRACLE... 1340 00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:37,539 : NO, BUT THOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE. 1341 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:40,242 COME ON, WE'RE BACK ON TRACK. 1342 00:59:43,581 --> 00:59:45,581 HEY, THANKS, NED. 1343 00:59:45,683 --> 00:59:46,682 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 1344 00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:47,783 WELL, I MEAN, I WON'T SEE YOU, BUT... 1345 00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:48,717 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1346 00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:57,426 ANNIE... 1347 00:59:57,494 --> 00:59:58,560 I'M SCARED. 1348 01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:00,996 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 1349 01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:03,999 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1350 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:07,235 I'M OLDER AND SMARTER, AND I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. 1351 01:00:18,616 --> 01:00:20,015 I'VE BEEN EATING YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY. 1352 01:00:21,852 --> 01:00:22,884 WHAT? 1353 01:00:22,987 --> 01:00:26,188 UH, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, HERE AND THERE... 1354 01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:28,657 THE DARK CHOCOLATE, SPECIFICALLY. 1355 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,526 I DID. I KNEW IT WAS YOU. 1356 01:00:32,763 --> 01:00:34,997 OH. 1357 01:00:35,099 --> 01:00:36,398 WELL, SORRY. 1358 01:00:36,467 --> 01:00:39,267 LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 1359 01:00:39,370 --> 01:00:40,268 WE'RE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE. 1360 01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,337 I MEAN, IT'S PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT 1361 01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:43,472 FOR HOARDING IT 1362 01:00:43,574 --> 01:00:44,973 LIKE SOME KIND OF DOOMSDAY SURVIVALIST. 1363 01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:46,541 I MEAN, JUST EAT IT ALREADY. 1364 01:00:49,446 --> 01:00:50,479 I... 1365 01:00:50,581 --> 01:00:51,913 DROPPED YOUR CURLING IRON IN THE TOILET. 1366 01:00:58,355 --> 01:01:00,188 WHAT WAS THE, UH... 1367 01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:02,357 STATUS OF THE TOILET 1368 01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:03,492 WHEN YOU DROPPED IT? 1369 01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:06,361 LIGHTLY USED. 1370 01:01:11,602 --> 01:01:12,734 I GAVE YOUR CROCS TO GOOD WILL. 1371 01:01:14,138 --> 01:01:15,070 MY RED CROCS? 1372 01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:17,372 I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR. 1373 01:01:17,474 --> 01:01:18,907 NO ONE WEARS CROCS ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY NOT EVERY DAY, 1374 01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:20,709 AND ESPECIALLY NOT BOYS. 1375 01:01:20,811 --> 01:01:23,979 I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THOSE. YOU KNEW I LOVED THEM! 1376 01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:25,681 WELL, YOU'LL FORGIVE ME WHEN YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 1377 01:01:25,749 --> 01:01:27,082 I READ YOUR DIARY. 1378 01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:30,252 NO WAY. 1379 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,421 I ESPECIALLY LIKED THE PART WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT 1380 01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:34,723 HOW YOU DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON TYLER HEALEY, 1381 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:37,559 BUT THEN YOU SPEND FOUR PAGES DESCRIBING HIS HAIR. 1382 01:01:37,661 --> 01:01:38,894 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1383 01:01:38,962 --> 01:01:40,529 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST STOP WITH THE CONFESSIONS. 1384 01:01:40,597 --> 01:01:41,930 I TOLD YOU NOT TO START. 1385 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:51,306 I'M A REAL BRAT SOMETIMES, AREN'T I? 1386 01:01:52,609 --> 01:01:53,975 ONLY WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. 1387 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,281 I'M RUDE TO DAD. 1388 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:01,016 I BARELY TALK TO MOM. 1389 01:02:02,953 --> 01:02:04,653 I MEAN, I LOVE THEM BOTH, IT'S JUST... 1390 01:02:04,755 --> 01:02:05,754 I KNOW. 1391 01:02:07,591 --> 01:02:08,557 ME TOO. 1392 01:02:11,995 --> 01:02:13,161 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STICK TOGETHER, 1393 01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:14,896 NO MATTER WHAT... 1394 01:02:14,965 --> 01:02:17,299 YOU KNOW, AND MAKE IT WORK. 1395 01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:19,034 I MEAN, ISN'T THAT WHAT PARENTS ARE FOR? 1396 01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:20,268 NO. 1397 01:02:25,109 --> 01:02:27,676 THAT'S WHAT BROTHERS AND SISTERS ARE FOR. 1398 01:02:58,442 --> 01:02:59,574 HOW'D YOU GET OUT? 1399 01:02:59,676 --> 01:03:00,609 ANNIE. 1400 01:03:01,745 --> 01:03:02,778 ANNIE? 1401 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,180 ANNIE! WAKE UP, A TURKEY GOT OUT. 1402 01:03:10,654 --> 01:03:12,254 I CAN'T BREATHE! 1403 01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:14,122 FEATHERS! 1404 01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:15,490 COME ON, JUST BREATHE, PLEASE. 1405 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:16,858 JUST BREATHE. GO AWAY! 1406 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,260 I CAN'T BREATHE... 1407 01:03:18,362 --> 01:03:20,529 DEEP BREATHS, COME ON. IN, OUT. 1408 01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:26,168 HELP! SOMEBODY! 1409 01:03:26,270 --> 01:03:28,603 : TIM? 1410 01:03:28,705 --> 01:03:29,838 : ANNIE! 1411 01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:34,843 ANNIE! 1412 01:03:38,048 --> 01:03:38,947 HEY! 1413 01:03:39,049 --> 01:03:40,115 TIMMY! 1414 01:03:41,251 --> 01:03:42,117 CLY... 1415 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:44,719 WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE ALL NIGHT. 1416 01:03:44,822 --> 01:03:46,488 IT'S TIME TO BRING IN THE BIG GUNS. 1417 01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:48,123 NO MORE CHANTING, NO MORE TALKING TO GHOSTS. 1418 01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:50,025 WE NEED RANGERS. WE NEED HELICOPTERS. 1419 01:03:50,127 --> 01:03:51,159 WE NEED DOGS! 1420 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:52,761 : HELP! SOMEBODY, PLEASE! SOMEBODY! 1421 01:03:52,863 --> 01:03:53,795 DID YOU...? 1422 01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,330 YEAH, I HEARD IT, TOO. 1423 01:03:55,432 --> 01:03:57,165 TIMMY! 1424 01:03:59,303 --> 01:04:01,670 : HELP! WE NEED HELP! SOMEONE! 1425 01:04:01,772 --> 01:04:02,604 SOMEBODY, PLEASE HELP! 1426 01:04:02,706 --> 01:04:03,805 TIM! 1427 01:04:03,907 --> 01:04:06,174 WHAT'S THAT THING DOING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE? 1428 01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:08,577 WE'RE IN HERE! 1429 01:04:08,679 --> 01:04:10,946 : ANNIE! 1430 01:04:11,048 --> 01:04:12,414 WE'RE IN HERE! COME ON! 1431 01:04:12,516 --> 01:04:14,416 ANNIE CAN'T BREATHE! 1432 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:15,483 WHAT? 1433 01:04:15,586 --> 01:04:16,451 ANNIE CAN'T BREATHE! 1434 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,519 HER ALLERGIES! 1435 01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:19,654 HURRY, DAD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! 1436 01:04:19,756 --> 01:04:20,989 WHAT'S EVERYWHERE? 1437 01:04:21,058 --> 01:04:23,558 SUMP'S TURKEYS! THEIR FEATHERS! 1438 01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:25,427 SUMP? THAT CONNIVING SON OF A... 1439 01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:26,795 : CLY! 1440 01:04:26,897 --> 01:04:28,463 LISTEN, TIMMY, STAND BACK! 1441 01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:29,731 I'M GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE! 1442 01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:31,166 COME ON, ANNIE. 1443 01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:34,536 CAREFUL, RONNIE! 1444 01:04:34,605 --> 01:04:36,037 CLY, I GOT THIS. STAND BACK! 1445 01:04:44,081 --> 01:04:45,914 RONNIE, IT'S A STEEL ROLL-UP DOOR! 1446 01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:47,382 YOU'RE GOING TO DISLOCATE YOUR SHOULDER! 1447 01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:50,185 LISTEN, I'VE SEEN LIAM NEESON DO THIS A HUNDRED TIMES. 1448 01:04:50,287 --> 01:04:51,486 THAT GUY'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY GRANDFATHER. 1449 01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:52,487 I CAN DO THIS. 1450 01:04:52,589 --> 01:04:53,421 TIM, YOU GET BACK! 1451 01:05:05,002 --> 01:05:06,534 -WHAT IN THE...? -RONNIE... 1452 01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:09,404 WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE MUST NEVER LEAVE THIS FOREST. 1453 01:05:09,506 --> 01:05:10,772 YOU UNDERSTAND? 1454 01:05:27,124 --> 01:05:28,523 DON'T WORRY, DAD'S HERE. 1455 01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:29,891 HE'S GOING TO GET US OUT. 1456 01:05:29,993 --> 01:05:31,927 DON'T WORRY. JUST KEEP BREATHING. 1457 01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:33,828 ZORP, ZORP... 1458 01:05:44,908 --> 01:05:46,007 SQUONK, THANKS FOR COMING. 1459 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,479 OH, BURBLE. THANK GOD, YOU MADE IT. 1460 01:05:54,818 --> 01:05:55,784 ZORP! 1461 01:05:55,886 --> 01:05:57,752 I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU. 1462 01:05:59,489 --> 01:06:00,522 THRINNG! 1463 01:06:02,759 --> 01:06:06,428 WHAT THE FFFFUUUZZZY... ANIMALS? 1464 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:08,330 THERE ARE TWO KIDS TRAPPED IN THAT SHED OVER THERE, 1465 01:06:08,432 --> 01:06:10,265 AND WE NEED YOUR HELP. 1466 01:06:10,367 --> 01:06:11,766 WE'VE GOT TO GET THEM OUT. 1467 01:06:11,868 --> 01:06:14,402 I NEED YOU TO EAT ROCKS LIKE YOU'VE NEVER EATEN BEFORE, 1468 01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:15,837 OKAY? 1469 01:06:15,939 --> 01:06:18,340 ALL RIGHT. GO TO IT! GO! 1470 01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:22,310 THAT MEANS YOU, TOO, THRINNG. 1471 01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:23,445 GO, GO, GO! 1472 01:06:23,547 --> 01:06:24,913 SQUONK! SQUONK! 1473 01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:37,025 : WHAT'RE YOU STARING AT? YOU'VE GOT TO HELP. 1474 01:06:37,094 --> 01:06:39,194 PRY AWAY THE ROCKS. COME ON. 1475 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,100 HEY, TIMMY, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1476 01:06:45,202 --> 01:06:46,468 DAD, HURRY! 1477 01:06:46,536 --> 01:06:47,502 WE'RE COMING THROUGH! 1478 01:06:47,571 --> 01:06:49,404 : HURRY, DAD! COME ON, PLEASE! 1479 01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:50,472 COME ON, GUYS. 1480 01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:51,806 COME ON, HURRY. 1481 01:06:51,908 --> 01:06:53,241 HANG IN THERE, KIDDO! 1482 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:54,676 WE'RE COMING, GUYS! 1483 01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:55,744 : HURRY! 1484 01:06:58,615 --> 01:06:59,681 HEY, BOSS? 1485 01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:01,883 UH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THEM TWO KIDS 1486 01:07:01,985 --> 01:07:03,385 LOCKED UP IN THE FACILI... UH... 1487 01:07:03,487 --> 01:07:04,619 UM, THE... 1488 01:07:04,688 --> 01:07:05,587 FACULTY. 1489 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:06,721 SECRET PLACE? 1490 01:07:06,790 --> 01:07:09,591 DON'T WORRY, I GOT THAT ALL FIGURED OUT. 1491 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,326 REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN JUNIOR HERE 1492 01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:13,294 SAT DOWN ON THE WRONG END OF HIS CATTLE PROD 1493 01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:15,096 AND FORGOT HIS OWN NAME FOR A WEEK? 1494 01:07:19,236 --> 01:07:20,168 WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? 1495 01:07:23,473 --> 01:07:25,740 THOSE AREN'T THE PRODS WE USE FOR REGULAR PRODDIN'. 1496 01:07:25,809 --> 01:07:27,876 NO, THEY AIN'T. 1497 01:07:27,944 --> 01:07:30,211 THESE ARE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH, 1498 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,247 HALF A MILLION VOLTS EACH. 1499 01:07:32,315 --> 01:07:33,982 YOU CAN COOK AN EGG WITH 'EM! 1500 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:36,017 WHOO! 1501 01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:39,654 ONE ZAP, AND THEY'LL WAKE UP THINKING IT'S LAST MAY. 1502 01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:42,123 HELL, GIVE 'EM A FEW ZAPS FOR GOOD MEASURE. 1503 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,726 YOU REALLY WOULD THINK I WOULD REMEMBER THAT! 1504 01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:49,230 YOU SEE HIS FACE? 1505 01:07:49,332 --> 01:07:51,566 WHA... WHAT? WHAT? 1506 01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:52,467 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 1507 01:07:56,073 --> 01:07:57,272 COME ON, GUYS! 1508 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:03,445 BURBLE, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE FULL ALREADY! 1509 01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:04,446 COME ON. 1510 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:06,181 BURBLE. 1511 01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:07,449 OH, YEAH, YEAH, I'VE HEARD IT ALL. 1512 01:08:07,517 --> 01:08:09,851 COME ON. GET BACK IN THERE. 1513 01:08:09,953 --> 01:08:11,052 IT'S THANKSGIVING! 1514 01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:12,020 GOT TO EAT 'TIL YOU POP. 1515 01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:13,088 COME ON! 1516 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:16,524 COME ON, WE NEED YOUR HELP. 1517 01:08:19,396 --> 01:08:20,795 : GUYS, HURRY! 1518 01:08:20,897 --> 01:08:21,763 I'M SCARED! 1519 01:08:21,865 --> 01:08:22,931 PLEASE HURRY, DAD! 1520 01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:26,734 YES, YES, PLEASE HURRY... 1521 01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:27,735 TIM? 1522 01:08:27,838 --> 01:08:29,237 TIM! 1523 01:08:29,306 --> 01:08:30,738 CAN YOU GET OUT HERE? 1524 01:08:30,841 --> 01:08:32,073 COME ON. 1525 01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:33,208 GIVE ME YOUR HAND! 1526 01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:34,509 COME ON, BUD. I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU. 1527 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:35,477 GET ANNIE! 1528 01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:36,578 YOU OKAY? 1529 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:37,479 THERE YOU GO. HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE. 1530 01:08:38,648 --> 01:08:40,615 OKAY, COME ON. 1531 01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:41,783 THERE YOU GO, COME ON. I GOT YOU. 1532 01:08:44,154 --> 01:08:46,521 OKAY, I GOT YOU NOW. 1533 01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:47,889 HEY, TIMMY, GRAB ME THAT CHAIR, WOULD YOU? 1534 01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:48,923 ALL RIGHT. 1535 01:08:49,025 --> 01:08:50,592 SHH. IT'S OKAY, SWEETHEART. 1536 01:08:50,694 --> 01:08:52,427 IT'S OKAY. HERE WE GO. 1537 01:08:52,529 --> 01:08:53,995 OKAY, THERE WE GO. 1538 01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:55,330 WHERE'S MY BANANA, HUH? 1539 01:08:56,733 --> 01:08:57,866 NO, I HATE THAT NAME. 1540 01:08:57,968 --> 01:08:59,167 AW, THERE SHE IS. THERE SHE IS. 1541 01:08:59,236 --> 01:09:00,135 HEY, BUDDY. 1542 01:09:01,838 --> 01:09:02,770 YOU SAVED US! 1543 01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:03,738 YOU TOTALLY SAVED US. 1544 01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:04,906 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? 1545 01:09:04,975 --> 01:09:06,141 YOU THINK I'D LEAVE YOU OUT HERE? 1546 01:09:06,209 --> 01:09:08,409 I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU GUYS. I'D DIE FOR YOU. 1547 01:09:08,512 --> 01:09:10,411 I'D MOVE MOUNTAINS. 1548 01:09:10,514 --> 01:09:11,846 OH, RIGHT... 1549 01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:13,848 I ALSO HAD A LITTLE HELP FROM AUNT CLY... 1550 01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:14,949 AND, UH... 1551 01:09:16,786 --> 01:09:18,319 THESE FOUR... 1552 01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:19,821 MONSTERS, RON. 1553 01:09:19,890 --> 01:09:21,723 MAGICAL MONSTERS. 1554 01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:22,857 : YEAH. YEAH. 1555 01:09:22,959 --> 01:09:24,859 OKAY, UM... 1556 01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:26,794 IT'S JUST THAT I'VE ALWAYS SUBSCRIBED 1557 01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:30,465 TO THE POPULAR THEORY THAT MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST. 1558 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:31,966 YEAH, WELL, 1559 01:09:32,068 --> 01:09:33,902 MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO TAKE TIME TO GET TO KNOW A FEW MONSTERS. 1560 01:09:34,004 --> 01:09:35,170 SO, THIS IS SQUONK... 1561 01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:36,337 SQUONK! 1562 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:37,305 BURBLE... 1563 01:09:37,407 --> 01:09:38,273 BURBLE. 1564 01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:39,541 -ZORP... -ZORP. 1565 01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:40,508 AND THRINNG. 1566 01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:41,509 THRINNG! 1567 01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:43,711 WELL, IT'S... 1568 01:09:43,813 --> 01:09:45,046 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 1569 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:47,916 THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY KIDS. 1570 01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:51,853 BOY, THEY REALLY DO TOE THE LINE 1571 01:09:51,922 --> 01:09:53,288 BETWEEN FUGLY AND ADORABLE, HUH? 1572 01:09:53,390 --> 01:09:54,989 HEY, RON, WATCH IT! 1573 01:09:55,058 --> 01:09:57,725 THESE ARE PRACTICALLY MY KIDS. 1574 01:09:57,794 --> 01:09:59,327 I'M SORRY ABOUT HIM. 1575 01:09:59,429 --> 01:10:00,828 YEAH, HE'S JUST BEEN REALLY STRESSED 1576 01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:02,430 BECAUSE OF THE... UNCOUPLING. 1577 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,532 DIVORCE. 1578 01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:08,169 WAIT, SO... 1579 01:10:08,238 --> 01:10:09,404 AUNT CLY, 1580 01:10:09,472 --> 01:10:11,239 HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT THESE GUYS? 1581 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:13,841 SINCE LONG BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. 1582 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:14,976 I'M STILL CONFUSED. 1583 01:10:15,045 --> 01:10:16,711 I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT THE HOODOO? 1584 01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:18,479 DOES IT EVEN ACTUALLY EXIST? 1585 01:10:21,084 --> 01:10:23,618 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION. 1586 01:10:28,325 --> 01:10:29,691 THAT'S THEM! 1587 01:10:29,793 --> 01:10:30,725 THOSE ARE THE GUYS THAT TOOK US AND LOCKED US IN THERE. 1588 01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:32,527 YEAH, LOOKS LIKE THOSE KIDS. 1589 01:10:32,629 --> 01:10:33,761 THEY'RE LOOSE! 1590 01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:34,662 GET OUT OF HERE! 1591 01:10:34,764 --> 01:10:35,663 COME ON. 1592 01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:40,935 NO, NO, NO! DON'T FOLLOW ME. RUN! HIDE! 1593 01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:41,936 BURBLE? 1594 01:10:42,038 --> 01:10:43,438 HURRY! RUN! 1595 01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:47,375 AND THAT EMMERSON LADY... 1596 01:10:47,477 --> 01:10:49,744 MAN, SHE'S LIKE... 1597 01:10:49,813 --> 01:10:51,746 LIKE THAT ONE BOOGER THAT YOU JUST CAN'T FLICK OFF. 1598 01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:53,815 NOW SHE'S GONNA BE ROADKILL! 1599 01:11:05,395 --> 01:11:06,661 I'LL CUT 'EM OFF AT THE BEND. 1600 01:11:09,699 --> 01:11:11,566 ZORP. ZORP! ZORP? 1601 01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:26,014 ALL RIGHT, GET A MOVE ON, GUYS. 1602 01:11:26,116 --> 01:11:27,015 THEY'RE COMING 1603 01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:39,294 YEE-HAW! 1604 01:11:39,396 --> 01:11:40,762 KEEP RUNNING! 1605 01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:42,230 DON'T LOOK BACK. 1606 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:44,065 COME ON. 1607 01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:45,967 GO, LITTLE RABBITS! 1608 01:11:46,036 --> 01:11:46,901 GOTTA HIT IT. HIT IT! 1609 01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:47,869 BETTER RUN! 1610 01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:49,637 YOU BETTER RUN! 1611 01:11:49,739 --> 01:11:51,239 -RON! RON. -WHAT? 1612 01:11:51,308 --> 01:11:52,273 GIVE ME MY THERMOS. 1613 01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:54,409 HERE. 1614 01:11:56,112 --> 01:11:56,878 : GUN IT! GUN IT! YEAH, YEAH. 1615 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:04,852 TOLD YOU IT HAD A SERIOUS KICK. 1616 01:12:04,954 --> 01:12:06,054 HUH. 1617 01:12:06,156 --> 01:12:07,388 : YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT WINDSHIELD! 1618 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:09,657 COME ON! 1619 01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:13,761 WANNA PLAY? 1620 01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:14,929 OH, IT'S ON NOW. 1621 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:17,065 YEE-HAW! 1622 01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:18,866 COME ON! 1623 01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:21,102 YOU WANNA PLAY? 1624 01:12:21,204 --> 01:12:22,070 COME ON! 1625 01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:30,578 WHOO! ROADKILL! 1626 01:12:32,082 --> 01:12:33,348 WHERE DO WE GO NOW? 1627 01:12:33,416 --> 01:12:34,315 YEE-HAW! 1628 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:38,853 YOU STAY BACK, KIDS. 1629 01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:40,321 I'M NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU. 1630 01:12:44,661 --> 01:12:46,561 WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? 1631 01:12:46,663 --> 01:12:48,363 LOOKS LIKE OUR BIRDS DONE FLEW THE COOP! 1632 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:49,964 YEAH! 1633 01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:52,300 TIME TO ROAST THESE BIRDS FOR THANKSGIVING! 1634 01:12:52,402 --> 01:12:53,968 HEY, YOU GOT A PROBLEM, YOU SETTLE IT WITH ME. 1635 01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:54,969 YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF IT. 1636 01:12:55,071 --> 01:12:57,505 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT. 1637 01:12:57,607 --> 01:13:01,309 YOU'RE ALL GOING DOWN FOR A NICE LONG NAP. 1638 01:13:03,213 --> 01:13:05,613 SAY GOODNIGHT, BUNCHA HIGHHATS. 1639 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:11,853 TIME TO GO TO SLEEP. 1640 01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:13,921 FZZT! 1641 01:13:18,361 --> 01:13:20,962 - BUZZ? 1642 01:13:21,064 --> 01:13:22,397 BUZZ? 1643 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:24,866 BUZZ! 1644 01:13:26,336 --> 01:13:27,368 G-G-GET IT! 1645 01:13:27,437 --> 01:13:28,369 YOU GET IT! 1646 01:13:28,438 --> 01:13:29,537 Y-Y-Y-YOU GET IT! 1647 01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:31,372 YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE BIGGER PROD! 1648 01:13:31,474 --> 01:13:32,707 DO SOMETHING! 1649 01:13:40,617 --> 01:13:42,150 BURBLE. 1650 01:13:42,252 --> 01:13:43,151 ZORP! ZORP! 1651 01:13:46,289 --> 01:13:47,422 THRINNG, THRINNG! 1652 01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:53,961 HEY! 1653 01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:56,197 HI! 1654 01:13:56,299 --> 01:13:57,331 WE, UH... 1655 01:13:57,434 --> 01:13:58,633 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE VERY SELECTIVE 1656 01:13:58,735 --> 01:14:00,835 ABOUT WHAT WE TELL YOUR MOTHER WHEN WE GET HOME. 1657 01:14:00,904 --> 01:14:03,037 SO YOU GUYS WERE THE HOODOO ALL ALONG? 1658 01:14:04,274 --> 01:14:05,540 YEAH, THERE'S A LESSON IN THERE SOMEWHERE 1659 01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:07,008 AROUND STICKING TOGETHER. 1660 01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:08,509 GOOD WORK, YOU GUYS. 1661 01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:12,213 THIS IS, BY FAR, THE COOLEST VACATION EVER. 1662 01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:19,153 WAIT, AUNT CLY! 1663 01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:20,455 YOUR FARM! WHAT TIME IS IT? 1664 01:14:21,758 --> 01:14:23,558 IT'S QUARTER TO NOON. WE HAVE 15 MINUTES! 1665 01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:25,026 THE TRUCK! 1666 01:14:25,094 --> 01:14:26,661 -BURBLE... -LET'S GO! GET A MOVE ON. 1667 01:14:29,098 --> 01:14:29,964 WE GOT KEYS? 1668 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:30,998 WHO NEEDS KEYS? 1669 01:14:35,839 --> 01:14:36,904 THERE! 1670 01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:44,445 WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 1671 01:14:44,514 --> 01:14:46,347 WHAT AN AMAZING TURN OF EVENTS! 1672 01:14:46,416 --> 01:14:47,648 TURNS OUT THE MUSICAL MONSTERS 1673 01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:49,851 TEAM UP TO FORM THE HOWLING HOODOO. 1674 01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:50,818 I MEAN, WHO COULD'VE SEEN THAT ONE COMING? 1675 01:14:50,887 --> 01:14:51,886 BURBLE BURBLE. 1676 01:14:51,955 --> 01:14:53,221 YOU KNOW, THAT'S A GREAT POINT, BURBLE. 1677 01:14:54,624 --> 01:14:55,823 AND HOW ABOUT LITTLE TIM AND ANNIE EMMERSON, 1678 01:14:55,925 --> 01:14:57,758 STILL ALIVE GOING INTO THE HOME STRETCH? 1679 01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:59,560 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GONNA LIE... 1680 01:14:59,629 --> 01:15:01,329 I HAD 20 BUCKS ON THE EVIL FARMHANDS. 1681 01:15:01,397 --> 01:15:03,297 BURBLE. 1682 01:15:03,399 --> 01:15:04,232 I ONLY HAVE FIVE DOLLARS. 1683 01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:05,299 BURBLE! 1684 01:15:05,401 --> 01:15:07,068 FINE! FINE. 1685 01:15:07,136 --> 01:15:08,402 YOU GUYS KEEP WATCHING 1686 01:15:08,471 --> 01:15:09,604 WHILE WE SORT OUT THIS PERSONAL MATTER. 1687 01:15:09,672 --> 01:15:10,805 -BURBLE. -BURBLE! 1688 01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,139 -BURBLE! -BURBLE BURBLE! 1689 01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:13,074 BURBLE! 1690 01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:14,208 CLY? 1691 01:15:19,949 --> 01:15:21,015 : ALL RIGHT, SHERIFF... 1692 01:15:21,084 --> 01:15:22,783 LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 1693 01:15:22,886 --> 01:15:24,285 WHERE'S THAT WOMAN? 1694 01:15:24,387 --> 01:15:25,853 WHERE'S THAT VIXEN AT? 1695 01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:27,088 SHE'S NOT ANSWERING. 1696 01:15:27,156 --> 01:15:29,357 HELL, I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S HERE OR NOT! 1697 01:15:29,425 --> 01:15:33,060 MY WATCH SAYS 12:01, AND SHE'S IN MY DEBT. 1698 01:15:33,129 --> 01:15:36,831 THIS IS BETWIXT ME AND YOU NOW, SHERIFF. 1699 01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:41,035 IT'S A STANDARD DEED OF TRANSFER, SHERIFF, 1700 01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:43,704 IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE TOWNSHIP BYLAWS. 1701 01:15:43,806 --> 01:15:45,573 GO AHEAD AND SIGN AT THE BOTTOM. 1702 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:13,334 WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES? 1703 01:16:13,436 --> 01:16:14,702 THAT'S MY TRUCK! 1704 01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:17,471 LET'S GO! COME ON, LET'S GO, TIMBO! 1705 01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:19,740 : HEY! STOP! DON'T SIGN ANYTHING! 1706 01:16:20,877 --> 01:16:22,143 SHERIFF, ARREST THAT MAN! 1707 01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:23,544 ON WHAT GROUNDS? 1708 01:16:23,646 --> 01:16:25,046 HE KIDNAPPED MY KIDS. 1709 01:16:25,148 --> 01:16:27,114 I'M PRESSING CHARGES. 1710 01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:28,649 ON TOP OF THAT, THIS GUY'S A COMPLETE FRAUD! 1711 01:16:28,718 --> 01:16:31,118 NOW, HOLD ON, WHO'S KIDNAPPING WHO? 1712 01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,053 SUMP'S FARMHANDS... 1713 01:16:32,121 --> 01:16:33,354 KIDNAPPED US! 1714 01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:34,689 THEY LOCKED US UP AND LEFT US TO DIE! 1715 01:16:35,858 --> 01:16:37,758 SUMP, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? 1716 01:16:37,827 --> 01:16:38,859 SHERIFF, HOW MUCH'A THIS BULLCORN 1717 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:41,996 ARE YOU GONNA STAND FOR? 1718 01:16:42,065 --> 01:16:44,865 THIS MUSHROOM-GROWING, DOWNWARD-DOGGING DEVILWOMAN 1719 01:16:44,968 --> 01:16:47,435 RAN OFF MY TURKEYS. 1720 01:16:47,503 --> 01:16:51,839 AND NOW SHE'S GOT HER KIN PEDDLIN' SOME HAREBRAINED STORY 1721 01:16:51,908 --> 01:16:53,674 STARRIN' THE DAMNED HOWLIN' HOODOO! 1722 01:16:53,743 --> 01:16:55,242 YES... 1723 01:16:55,345 --> 01:16:57,278 GOOD LUCK MAKING THAT STICK IN COURT. 1724 01:16:57,347 --> 01:16:58,879 THE TURKEYS AREN'T GONE! THEY CAME BACK! 1725 01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:00,781 : YEAH. 1726 01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,116 SO AUNT CLY DOESN'T OWE THIS JERK ANYTHING! 1727 01:17:04,187 --> 01:17:05,052 IS THIS TRUE, SUMP? 1728 01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:07,188 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1729 01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:09,890 NOW, WHY IN THE HECK WOULD 175 TURKEYS 1730 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,292 COME BACK TO CAPTIVITY 1731 01:17:11,394 --> 01:17:12,760 AFTER THEY'VE BEEN SET LOOSE? 1732 01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:15,329 BECAUSE THEY'RE HOOKED ON THIS STUFF. 1733 01:17:15,431 --> 01:17:17,131 SORRY TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO, SHERIFF, 1734 01:17:17,233 --> 01:17:18,399 BUT HERE'S THE PROOF. 1735 01:17:19,869 --> 01:17:22,436 SUMP'S BEEN PUMPING HIS TURKEYS FULL OF ILLEGAL HORMONES. 1736 01:17:22,538 --> 01:17:24,505 THAT'S WHY THEY CAME BACK... 1737 01:17:24,574 --> 01:17:26,607 'CAUSE THEY'RE USED TO A STEADY DIET OF CHEMICALS. 1738 01:17:26,676 --> 01:17:29,276 HE'S GOT TONS OF THAT STUFF STASHED IN THE FOREST, 1739 01:17:29,379 --> 01:17:30,878 WHERE THE FARM INSPECTORS CAN'T FIND IT. 1740 01:17:30,947 --> 01:17:32,847 THIS IS NOTHING 1741 01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:34,015 BUT FALLACIOUS, OUTRAGEOUS SLANDER, 1742 01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:36,217 PLAIN AND SIMPLE. 1743 01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:37,752 DON'T SAY A WORD, ELDRIDGE. 1744 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:39,620 WELL, THAT'S ONE THING 1745 01:17:39,722 --> 01:17:41,122 YOUR LAWYER AND I CAN AGREE UPON. 1746 01:17:41,190 --> 01:17:43,391 ELDRIDGE SUMP... 1747 01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:44,558 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 1748 01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:45,559 NOW, SHERIFF... 1749 01:17:45,662 --> 01:17:47,028 JUST... A MINUTE. 1750 01:17:47,096 --> 01:17:48,529 JUST A MINUTE. 1751 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:51,298 HEY! 1752 01:17:52,368 --> 01:17:53,367 HAH! 1753 01:17:55,672 --> 01:17:56,871 GONNA CHASE HIM, SHERIFF? 1754 01:17:56,973 --> 01:17:58,773 WELL, HE'S WEARING ORTHOPEDIC SHOES. 1755 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,074 HOW FAR CAN HE GET? 1756 01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:02,977 WHAT? 1757 01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:03,944 WHAT THE...? 1758 01:18:09,118 --> 01:18:10,117 AAGH! 1759 01:18:11,754 --> 01:18:13,054 HELP, GET IT OFF OF ME! 1760 01:18:13,156 --> 01:18:15,256 GET IT OFF ME! 1761 01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:16,991 OW! OW! OW! 1762 01:18:25,668 --> 01:18:27,702 SHERIFF! SHERIFF... 1763 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:28,636 TAKE ME TO JAIL! 1764 01:18:28,738 --> 01:18:30,371 I'LL GO! 1765 01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:31,839 I'LL GO, I'LL GO... 1766 01:18:31,908 --> 01:18:33,274 JUST-- JUST GET ME OUTTA HERE. 1767 01:18:42,018 --> 01:18:43,451 AND YOU WOULD HAVE GOT AWAY WITH IT, TOO... 1768 01:18:43,519 --> 01:18:45,753 IF IT WEREN'T FOR US MEDDLING KIDS! 1769 01:18:48,991 --> 01:18:49,957 SHERIFF? 1770 01:18:51,661 --> 01:18:54,395 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. 1771 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:58,766 ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP, CLY. 1772 01:18:58,868 --> 01:18:59,867 LET ME KNOW 1773 01:18:59,969 --> 01:19:01,435 IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO TO YOU. 1774 01:19:01,537 --> 01:19:02,937 FOR YOU! 1775 01:19:03,005 --> 01:19:03,904 DO FOR YOU... 1776 01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:11,045 YOU FOLKS HAVE A LOVELY THANKSGIVING. 1777 01:19:12,749 --> 01:19:14,849 ELDRIDGE! 1778 01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:16,650 I'LL GET YOU OUT, ELDRIDGE! 1779 01:19:17,987 --> 01:19:18,819 : YOU WERE RIGHT. 1780 01:19:18,921 --> 01:19:19,887 I KNOW! 1781 01:19:19,956 --> 01:19:20,821 THEY DO LIKE EACH OTHER. 1782 01:19:22,391 --> 01:19:24,058 AUNT CLY, I HAVE A QUESTION. 1783 01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:25,626 MM? 1784 01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:27,728 WHERE DO YOU THINK THE MONSTERS WENT? 1785 01:19:29,065 --> 01:19:30,231 OH, I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 1786 01:19:39,709 --> 01:19:40,608 : THEY ALWAYS LIKE A LITTLE SWEET GRAVEL 1787 01:19:40,710 --> 01:19:42,042 AT THE END OF A BUSY DAY. 1788 01:19:42,145 --> 01:19:43,577 WANT TO FEED THEM? 1789 01:19:43,679 --> 01:19:46,380 HMM? NO. I'M... GOOD. 1790 01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:49,250 SO UNCLE NED MADE FRIENDS WITH THESE GUYS 1791 01:19:49,352 --> 01:19:51,418 ALL THOSE YEARS AGO? 1792 01:19:51,521 --> 01:19:52,953 YEAH, UM... 1793 01:19:53,055 --> 01:19:55,222 AND THEN HE INTRODUCED THEM TO ME, 1794 01:19:55,324 --> 01:19:57,258 AND THEN WE BECAME FAMILY. 1795 01:19:58,628 --> 01:20:01,228 YOU KEPT THEM A SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME? 1796 01:20:01,330 --> 01:20:02,129 YOU COULD'VE BEEN FAMOUS! 1797 01:20:02,231 --> 01:20:03,931 ZORP. 1798 01:20:04,033 --> 01:20:06,066 : WELL, THE THING IS, TIMMY... 1799 01:20:06,169 --> 01:20:08,202 YOUR UNCLE NED AND I... 1800 01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:10,171 WE WERE ALWAYS CONTENT TO BELIEVE IN MAGIC. 1801 01:20:11,641 --> 01:20:12,873 I LIKE TO THINK THESE LITTLE CREATURES 1802 01:20:12,975 --> 01:20:16,443 ARE THE BEAUTIFUL OFFSPRING OF AN ENCHANTED FOREST, 1803 01:20:16,546 --> 01:20:18,546 AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 1804 01:20:20,349 --> 01:20:21,916 PLEASE, BURBLE. 1805 01:20:22,018 --> 01:20:22,983 EXCUSE YOU. 1806 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,153 PLUS, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CIRCUS WE WOULD HAVE 1807 01:20:26,255 --> 01:20:29,590 IF PEOPLE KNEW THERE WERE FOUR CUTE, CUDDLY, MUSICAL MONSTERS 1808 01:20:29,692 --> 01:20:30,457 LIVING IN THAT FOREST? 1809 01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:31,559 HA! 1810 01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:36,664 IS THAT WHY UNCLE NED STOPPED WRITING THE JOURNAL? 1811 01:20:36,766 --> 01:20:39,300 WE JUST REALIZED IT WAS FOR THE BEST 1812 01:20:39,402 --> 01:20:40,734 TO LET PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THE HOODOO. 1813 01:20:42,371 --> 01:20:43,704 PLUS, IT SELLS T-SHIRTS. 1814 01:20:45,675 --> 01:20:48,142 THEY SAY "ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL." 1815 01:20:48,244 --> 01:20:49,343 I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THAT MEANS, 1816 01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:52,112 BUT SHAKESPEARE, HE'S NEVER WRONG. 1817 01:20:52,215 --> 01:20:54,648 THE GOOD NEWS IS, THE FARM WAS SAFE AT LAST... 1818 01:20:54,750 --> 01:20:56,183 JUST IN TIME 1819 01:20:56,285 --> 01:20:59,320 FOR AUNT CLY'S FAMOUS VEGAN THANKSGIVING DINNER. 1820 01:20:59,422 --> 01:21:00,921 NO TURKEY, OF COURSE, 1821 01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:02,590 AND THAT WAS JUST FINE WITH TIM AND ANNIE, 1822 01:21:02,692 --> 01:21:05,025 WHO NEVER WANTED TO SEE ANOTHER TURKEY AGAIN. 1823 01:21:05,127 --> 01:21:07,561 YES, THE TABLE WAS CROWDED, 1824 01:21:07,663 --> 01:21:09,330 AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET EVEN MORE CROWDED... 1825 01:21:25,381 --> 01:21:27,681 OH... HEY, SHERIFF! BACK SO SOON? 1826 01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:28,849 HEY, CLY. 1827 01:21:28,951 --> 01:21:29,783 MIND IF I COME IN? 1828 01:21:29,886 --> 01:21:30,784 OH... 1829 01:21:32,588 --> 01:21:33,787 SURE, BU... UH... 1830 01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:35,189 WE WERE JUST, JUST, AH, 1831 01:21:35,291 --> 01:21:37,057 SITTING DOWN TO THANKSGIVING DINNER, SO... 1832 01:21:37,159 --> 01:21:39,026 WOW, YOU CLEAN UP GOOD. 1833 01:21:39,128 --> 01:21:40,527 OH, THANK YOU! 1834 01:21:40,630 --> 01:21:42,529 YOU... JUST... 1835 01:21:42,632 --> 01:21:44,231 YOU LOOK... 1836 01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:45,799 I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY 1837 01:21:45,902 --> 01:21:47,334 TO LET YOU KNOW 1838 01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:49,904 THAT I PERSONALLY DELIVERED ALL OF SUMP'S TURKEYS 1839 01:21:50,006 --> 01:21:51,572 OVER TO DALE AND BEVERLY'S ANIMAL RESCUE. 1840 01:21:51,674 --> 01:21:53,974 OH, THAT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. 1841 01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:55,209 WELL, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT. I'LL... 1842 01:21:55,311 --> 01:21:56,877 MM-MM-MM... 1843 01:21:56,979 --> 01:21:58,679 SOMETHING SURE DOES SMELL FAN-- 1844 01:21:58,781 --> 01:22:00,915 JUST SOMETHING VEGAN! IT'S... 1845 01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:05,419 THERE YOU HAVE IT! 1846 01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:09,490 THERE YOU HAVE IT. 1847 01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:10,658 OKAY... 1848 01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:12,092 WELL, SHERIFF... 1849 01:22:12,194 --> 01:22:13,327 I BELIEVE YOU KNOW THE EMMERSONS. 1850 01:22:15,331 --> 01:22:20,367 AND THIS IS SQUONK, BURBLE, ZORP, AND THRINNG. 1851 01:22:20,469 --> 01:22:21,435 THRINNG! 1852 01:22:24,941 --> 01:22:26,340 WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY, CLY? 1853 01:22:28,210 --> 01:22:30,277 THEY ARE MONSTERS, GROVER. 1854 01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:32,947 THEY ARE MAGICAL, MUSICAL MONSTERS. 1855 01:22:34,183 --> 01:22:35,783 BUT LUCKILY, THEY'RE VERY FRIENDLY, 1856 01:22:35,885 --> 01:22:37,217 SO COME ON IN AND SIT DOWN. 1857 01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,719 OKAY. 1858 01:22:38,821 --> 01:22:41,455 HEY, RON, CAN WE PULL UP A CHAIR FOR THE SHERIFF HERE? 1859 01:22:41,557 --> 01:22:42,890 HEY, SHERIFF! 1860 01:22:42,992 --> 01:22:44,525 : THERE WE GO... 1861 01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:45,726 JUST, UH, GO WITH IT. 1862 01:22:45,828 --> 01:22:47,995 GET YOU SET UP HERE. 1863 01:22:51,334 --> 01:22:52,299 I'M PRETTY SURE 1864 01:22:52,401 --> 01:22:54,234 YOU'RE GOING TO WANT A LITTLE WINE. 1865 01:22:54,337 --> 01:22:55,936 UH, YEAH. 1866 01:22:56,038 --> 01:22:57,638 : ALL RIGHT! 1867 01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:58,639 SHERIFF... 1868 01:22:58,741 --> 01:23:00,674 THANK YOU. 1869 01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:02,876 WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME BEETS? 1870 01:23:09,251 --> 01:23:11,018 I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST. 1871 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:15,289 TO OUR DAD AND AUNT CLY, FOR RESCUING US. 1872 01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:16,890 YEAH! 1873 01:23:16,993 --> 01:23:18,993 I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD OF MY FAMILY. 1874 01:23:19,095 --> 01:23:19,994 AW... 1875 01:23:23,566 --> 01:23:25,833 THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR AUNT CLY. 1876 01:23:25,935 --> 01:23:27,101 JUST WHEN THINGS WERE GETTING DARK, 1877 01:23:27,203 --> 01:23:29,803 SHE... SHOWED ME THE LIGHT, 1878 01:23:29,905 --> 01:23:31,238 WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM UNCLE NED. 1879 01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,473 TO NED. 1880 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:39,680 SO, UH... 1881 01:23:39,782 --> 01:23:42,016 THEY'RE, UH, MUSICAL MONSTERS? 1882 01:23:42,118 --> 01:23:43,684 OH, YES! 1883 01:23:43,786 --> 01:23:45,052 THEY'RE VERY, VERY TALENTED. 1884 01:23:46,422 --> 01:23:48,822 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE? 1885 01:23:48,924 --> 01:23:49,823 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 1886 01:23:53,262 --> 01:23:54,495 HIT IT, BOYS! 1887 01:23:54,597 --> 01:23:55,796 ONE, TWO... 1888 01:23:55,898 --> 01:23:57,431 ONE, TWO, THREE... 1889 01:23:58,934 --> 01:24:01,101 ZORP, ZORP, ZORP, ZORP... 1890 01:24:06,308 --> 01:24:07,908 THRINNG! 1891 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,487 WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. 1892 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:56,056 ANOTHER MAGICAL THANKSGIVING IN TURKEY HOLLOW, 1893 01:24:56,158 --> 01:24:58,258 A PLACE WHERE LEGENDS COME TO LIFE, 1894 01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:00,360 TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION, 1895 01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:02,162 AND PEOPLE AND MONSTERS LIVE TOGETHER 1896 01:25:02,264 --> 01:25:04,832 IN PEACE AND HARMONY. 1897 01:25:04,934 --> 01:25:05,999 ALSO, I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW 1898 01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:07,034 THAT NO TURKEYS WERE HARMED 1899 01:25:07,136 --> 01:25:08,669 IN THE MAKING OF THIS PRODUCTION. 1900 01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:12,673 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 1901 01:25:16,645 --> 01:25:18,245 BURBLE, BURBLE, BURBLE! 1902 01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:19,546 HA HA HA HA! 1903 01:25:19,648 --> 01:25:35,762 HA-HAH!