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You only hold your feet. 8 00:00:35,676 --> 00:00:36,674 Understand? 9 00:00:36,676 --> 00:00:38,643 Bye, fire sauce. 10 00:00:38,645 --> 00:00:39,677 [cloudy] 11 00:00:39,679 --> 00:00:42,948 He places MILFs on Milford High. 12 00:00:42,950 --> 00:00:45,851 Now, he's behind bars! 13 00:00:45,853 --> 00:00:48,086 Debbie Ward, former Texas Teacher of the Year... 14 00:00:48,088 --> 00:00:50,254 ... tried the rig contest last year 15 00:00:50,256 --> 00:00:51,690 So his daughter can win. 16 00:00:51,692 --> 00:00:53,091 Ow! Dirt! 17 00:00:53,093 --> 00:00:54,925 Yes, he was kidnapped his daughter's main rival, 18 00:00:54,927 --> 00:00:56,894 Miss Bianca del Rio, 19 00:00:56,896 --> 00:00:59,531 who I am surprised to find out is a man. 20 00:00:59,533 --> 00:01:01,565 He basically makes our teacher fired 21 00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:02,634 just being gay! 22 00:01:02,636 --> 00:01:05,202 That's when it was famous Homosexual New York 23 00:01:05,204 --> 00:01:09,541 return to Milford High as the extraordinary Bianca del Rio . 24 00:01:09,543 --> 00:01:12,743 Now he doesn't even look like a woman! 25 00:01:12,745 --> 00:01:16,213 What kind of woman is unnatural ?! 26 00:01:16,215 --> 00:01:17,282 He bites me! 27 00:01:17,284 --> 00:01:19,918 (Reporter) Snake attack at a local high school. 28 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,954 Does her breast implant save her life? 29 00:01:22,956 --> 00:01:23,788 [shouts] 30 00:01:23,790 --> 00:01:27,626 Then Miss del Rio revenge, 31 00:01:27,628 --> 00:01:29,261 and that's very good. 32 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,895 This is not true! 33 00:01:30,897 --> 00:01:32,963 This is a conspiracy! 34 00:01:32,965 --> 00:01:35,032 Deputy Principal, Deborah Ward exposed as 35 00:01:35,034 --> 00:01:36,800 The famous First Miss. 36 00:01:36,802 --> 00:01:39,037 Underage takers male virginity. 37 00:01:39,039 --> 00:01:40,704 Okay, you don't need to push me. 38 00:01:40,706 --> 00:01:43,574 That damages Texas teasers, Debbie Ward, 39 00:01:43,576 --> 00:01:45,609 maintain innocence. 40 00:01:45,611 --> 00:01:49,681 And to this day confirms that Bianca del Rio, not her... 41 00:01:49,683 --> 00:01:54,021 ... are people who should be locked up in County Prisons. 42 00:01:54,555 --> 00:01:55,853 Lock him! 43 00:01:55,855 --> 00:01:57,154 Lock him! 44 00:01:57,156 --> 00:01:59,157 Rise and shine, bitch! 45 00:01:59,159 --> 00:02:01,026 [panting] What are you doing here? 46 00:02:01,028 --> 00:02:02,627 Do you want me to be punished? 47 00:02:02,629 --> 00:02:04,499 Well, here I am. 48 00:02:05,665 --> 00:02:07,832 Who thinks they will make us cellmates. 49 00:02:07,834 --> 00:02:10,101 Life is very chaotic, isn't it? 50 00:02:10,103 --> 00:02:11,303 This can't happen. 51 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:12,870 We will become prison friends. 52 00:02:12,872 --> 00:02:14,038 We will eat together. 53 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,973 We will sleep in the same cell. 54 00:02:15,975 --> 00:02:18,679 We will watch _ each other on the toilet. 55 00:02:19,246 --> 00:02:21,880 Helps! Someone called me out of here! 56 00:02:21,882 --> 00:02:24,848 We will be together a long time, you and me 57 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:26,250 No revenge, Debbie. 58 00:02:26,252 --> 00:02:28,286 I might even give you a makeover. 59 00:02:28,288 --> 00:02:31,089 You will look very bald. [chuckles] 60 00:02:31,091 --> 00:02:33,725 Now, make sure no one arrives, 61 00:02:33,727 --> 00:02:36,727 Because I have to take a big dump, 62 00:02:36,729 --> 00:02:39,263 and the boy will smell! 63 00:02:39,265 --> 00:02:41,968 [scream loudly] 64 00:02:45,838 --> 00:02:47,608 Bianca! 65 00:02:52,712 --> 00:02:55,947 One more night terror for the road, I guess. 66 00:02:55,949 --> 00:02:57,151 Lucky you. 67 00:02:57,717 --> 00:02:58,750 Now wake up. 68 00:02:58,752 --> 00:03:00,054 Time for your release. 69 00:03:12,164 --> 00:03:13,263 Please sit down. 70 00:03:13,265 --> 00:03:16,201 We only have a few forms for you to fill out and, uh, 71 00:03:16,203 --> 00:03:19,269 a little something special before you leave. 72 00:03:19,271 --> 00:03:21,106 I just want to say thank you. 73 00:03:21,108 --> 00:03:24,274 All of these experiences become revelations for me. 74 00:03:24,276 --> 00:03:25,876 I am a new woman. 75 00:03:25,878 --> 00:03:27,144 Of course you are. 76 00:03:27,146 --> 00:03:30,649 You know I'm worried that is united for a long time 77 00:03:30,651 --> 00:03:33,118 you might miss on some fun 78 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,153 that prison life must be offered. 79 00:03:35,155 --> 00:03:37,155 Oh, but it didn't. 80 00:03:37,157 --> 00:03:38,822 The first night was solitary, 81 00:03:38,824 --> 00:03:40,792 with cockroaches crawling in my ears 82 00:03:40,794 --> 00:03:42,661 I don't think I will succeed. 83 00:03:42,663 --> 00:03:44,828 But then, I see it. 84 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:46,163 See who? 85 00:03:46,165 --> 00:03:48,333 My Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. 86 00:03:48,335 --> 00:03:51,001 I destroyed a cockroach the wall with my bare hands 87 00:03:51,003 --> 00:03:55,006 and he is there on the goo, the face of Jesus! 88 00:03:55,008 --> 00:03:59,209 And at that time, I knew I was born again. 89 00:03:59,211 --> 00:04:00,745 Again. 90 00:04:00,747 --> 00:04:02,746 Okay, I don't think that is something. 91 00:04:02,748 --> 00:04:03,815 Oh that. 92 00:04:03,817 --> 00:04:06,250 I baptize myself the toilet is just for sure. 93 00:04:06,252 --> 00:04:07,286 And now I'm out, 94 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:10,354 I will do the job God intended me to do it. 95 00:04:10,356 --> 00:04:12,092 Charity charity or what? 96 00:04:12,925 --> 00:04:15,795 I will kill Bianca del Rio! 97 00:04:16,762 --> 00:04:18,096 Excuse me? 98 00:04:18,098 --> 00:04:19,363 With kindness. 99 00:04:19,365 --> 00:04:21,769 I will kill him with Christian kindness. 100 00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:28,809 That crazy bitch. 101 00:04:30,009 --> 00:04:31,879 He can't even spell. Look at this. 102 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:35,348 [Thunder rumbles] 103 00:04:39,452 --> 00:04:41,721 Awas, Bianca del Rio. 104 00:04:43,023 --> 00:04:45,225 [tasting lips] I will come for you! 105 00:04:47,127 --> 00:04:48,963 Will no one pick me up? 106 00:04:51,764 --> 00:04:53,334 Ow! No! 107 00:04:55,769 --> 00:04:59,939 ΓÖ¬ 108 00:06:27,259 --> 00:06:29,262 [crazy laugh] 109 00:06:34,401 --> 00:06:36,237 [school bell rings] 110 00:06:37,036 --> 00:06:37,902 No, no, Melanie. 111 00:06:37,904 --> 00:06:40,137 I am very sure that the Earth is round. 112 00:06:40,139 --> 00:06:42,005 - Hey, Mr. Martinez? - Uh, yeah. 113 00:06:42,007 --> 00:06:43,841 Can you tell me about Sputnik again? 114 00:06:43,843 --> 00:06:46,010 Oh, look at you, take interest in class. 115 00:06:46,012 --> 00:06:47,911 Isn't Russian Sputnik for potatoes? 116 00:06:47,913 --> 00:06:51,082 Well, actually, Sputnik was launched in 1957. 117 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:52,317 You remember that year... 118 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:53,985 That is your year Grandma sleeps with her uncle 119 00:06:53,987 --> 00:06:55,353 and give birth to to your cousin's father. 120 00:06:55,355 --> 00:06:56,620 [all laughs] 121 00:06:56,622 --> 00:06:58,990 - Goodbye, Mr. Martinez. - Goodbye, kids. 122 00:06:58,992 --> 00:07:01,125 Look, make sure you get it the papers are complete. 123 00:07:01,127 --> 00:07:02,627 They will mature in a week. 124 00:07:02,629 --> 00:07:04,495 And I know you potheads don't want to spend 125 00:07:04,497 --> 00:07:06,467 Your Spring Break Work on homework. 126 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:09,033 Surprise, bitch! 127 00:07:09,035 --> 00:07:12,173 Oh! Oh, ho-ho! 128 00:07:13,139 --> 00:07:14,938 What are you doing here? 129 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:18,108 Dan Rex. Ooh... Ooh... 130 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:19,944 Where is Bailey? 131 00:07:19,946 --> 00:07:22,613 Oh dear, I left Bailey kennel in New York City. 132 00:07:22,615 --> 00:07:23,514 He is fine. 133 00:07:23,516 --> 00:07:25,550 But Rex here is a helpless baby 134 00:07:25,552 --> 00:07:28,151 and he can't be left alone, so tada! 135 00:07:28,153 --> 00:07:31,154 [hard] Hello, Rex. How about rehab? 136 00:07:31,156 --> 00:07:33,358 This bar looks closed. 137 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,093 That's because it's middle school, baby. 138 00:07:35,095 --> 00:07:36,961 You hope Rex knows what is high school? 139 00:07:36,963 --> 00:07:39,163 He was educated in the Barbie Dream House. 140 00:07:39,165 --> 00:07:41,399 When you pull the rope, the elevator goes up. 141 00:07:41,401 --> 00:07:43,433 Ooh, Science 101. 142 00:07:43,435 --> 00:07:45,469 Oh, Mama, it's getting worse. 143 00:07:45,471 --> 00:07:47,272 I ask for directions to on the way here. 144 00:07:47,274 --> 00:07:49,307 He points to the windshield and says... 145 00:07:49,309 --> 00:07:51,308 We go there. 146 00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:54,077 Well, I like to see not much has changed. 147 00:07:54,079 --> 00:07:56,313 Especially not in this case small Texas-ass city. 148 00:07:56,315 --> 00:07:58,515 Bitch, it still looks like 1865. 149 00:07:58,517 --> 00:08:00,284 Why are you still here? 150 00:08:00,286 --> 00:08:02,553 Well, someone has to do it teach these kids 151 00:08:02,555 --> 00:08:05,522 that the world is older from those pants. 152 00:08:05,524 --> 00:08:06,623 Really, girl? 153 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:09,127 Long navy blue capri your age? 154 00:08:09,129 --> 00:08:10,195 My age? 155 00:08:10,197 --> 00:08:12,430 You have been away from New York City for a while. 156 00:08:12,432 --> 00:08:14,031 This is back. 157 00:08:14,033 --> 00:08:16,601 This bar looks dead and I spend my drink. 158 00:08:16,603 --> 00:08:19,103 Wait a minute. Have you? drink lighter liquids? 159 00:08:19,105 --> 00:08:21,538 I hope it's fair alcohol in a thermos 160 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:25,142 because he is the last one Xanax me with that nonsense. 161 00:08:25,144 --> 00:08:27,077 Think they are Mentos. 162 00:08:27,079 --> 00:08:28,346 New creator. 163 00:08:28,348 --> 00:08:30,214 He should die, right? 164 00:08:30,216 --> 00:08:31,248 Years ago. 165 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,584 Come on. Let's give you ride to your place. 166 00:08:33,586 --> 00:08:35,420 Come on, girl, I got my car back! 167 00:08:35,422 --> 00:08:37,722 - Do you get your license back? - Well, technically, no. 168 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:41,559 Oh come on, Rex baby. Put him behind. Baby seats. 169 00:08:41,561 --> 00:08:42,893 I think the lesson is: 170 00:08:42,895 --> 00:08:46,998 make sure your husband's penis is not in the drain 171 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,334 before you turn on garbage disposal. 172 00:08:49,336 --> 00:08:51,435 Thank you for the tip! 173 00:08:51,437 --> 00:08:54,004 And then on the show we have Marsha Marshall, 174 00:08:54,006 --> 00:08:55,973 who will show us ten different ways 175 00:08:55,975 --> 00:08:58,175 to decorate your cat for Easter. 176 00:08:58,177 --> 00:08:59,344 Meow! 177 00:08:59,346 --> 00:09:03,547 But first, go back to the news, in the headlines, Russia. 178 00:09:03,549 --> 00:09:05,349 Vladimir Putin has been assigned 179 00:09:05,351 --> 00:09:08,453 New Prime Minister from Homosexual Propaganda, 180 00:09:08,455 --> 00:09:10,354 Svetslap ZlopaΓöü 181 00:09:10,356 --> 00:09:11,756 Svetlana Zlopasnost. 182 00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:14,328 Oh! Well, that's how it is. That is a mouthful. 183 00:09:15,495 --> 00:09:18,128 Gosh! He looks fun at a party. 184 00:09:18,130 --> 00:09:19,497 Unless your party is gay, 185 00:09:19,499 --> 00:09:21,598 because it's illegal! 186 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,434 Right, you are the queen of Russia. 187 00:09:23,436 --> 00:09:26,704 Don't even think about it decorate your cat for Easter. 188 00:09:26,706 --> 00:09:28,739 You might land in jail. [chuckles] 189 00:09:28,741 --> 00:09:31,309 Does Russia even celebrate Easter? 190 00:09:31,311 --> 00:09:33,514 Other countries are very strange. 191 00:09:33,779 --> 00:09:35,780 [Audio TV] Oh, don't talk bad about Russia 192 00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:37,418 They might hack your email. 193 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:41,018 Mama, you are back! What happened? 194 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:42,186 They released me. 195 00:09:42,188 --> 00:09:44,522 There was no one there to pick me up so I had to walk home. 196 00:09:44,524 --> 00:09:45,723 I'm sorry. I do not know. 197 00:09:45,725 --> 00:09:47,157 No problem. Walking makes me good. 198 00:09:47,159 --> 00:09:48,792 Give me time to clear my mind and think. 199 00:09:48,794 --> 00:09:51,396 I come in six new ways 200 00:09:51,398 --> 00:09:54,331 to make Bianca del Rio fired and get out of our lives. 201 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:58,102 What I need is a t-shirt cannon and four live raccoons. 202 00:09:58,104 --> 00:09:59,771 Mama, you have to forget it. 203 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,805 After the trial and all the publicity, 204 00:10:01,807 --> 00:10:03,807 there is no district can do to get rid of it. 205 00:10:03,809 --> 00:10:05,075 This is over. 206 00:10:05,077 --> 00:10:06,411 No no no no. 207 00:10:06,413 --> 00:10:08,246 I will not let Bianca del Rio win. 208 00:10:08,248 --> 00:10:10,580 - Uh-uh! - We need money. 209 00:10:10,582 --> 00:10:12,416 We two payments behind on a mortgage. 210 00:10:12,418 --> 00:10:14,352 Rent-A-Center takes over the chair. 211 00:10:14,354 --> 00:10:16,253 And remember how did my breasts appear? 212 00:10:16,255 --> 00:10:17,622 Of course. 213 00:10:17,624 --> 00:10:18,757 Doctors say if I can't get next season ΓÇ £ BotchedΓÇ ¥ " 214 00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:22,160 this will be $ 10,000 for reconstructive surgery. 215 00:10:22,162 --> 00:10:24,127 That is if I want it same size. 216 00:10:24,129 --> 00:10:25,796 - As before? - Like each other! 217 00:10:25,798 --> 00:10:27,464 Mama, we are bankrupt. 218 00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:29,599 Your small scheme only worsens the situation. 219 00:10:29,601 --> 00:10:31,169 Is this what you want? 220 00:10:31,171 --> 00:10:33,171 A world where strange and homosexuals are strange can you do whatever they want? 221 00:10:33,173 --> 00:10:35,138 Noah-uh. 222 00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:36,206 I don't pray for that President Trump every morning 223 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:39,243 to turn this country into large transgender toilet. 224 00:10:39,245 --> 00:10:42,345 How will we do it? makes America great again with Bianca del Rio still in it? 225 00:10:42,347 --> 00:10:44,648 Oh! 226 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:46,751 Where is my seat? 227 00:10:46,753 --> 00:10:47,618 It's OK, Mama. 228 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:49,222 We will give you a job 229 00:10:49,755 --> 00:10:51,421 and we will return on our feet again, 230 00:10:51,423 --> 00:10:52,790 231 00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:54,758 232 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,393 Get me back to the bra again. 233 00:10:56,395 --> 00:10:59,097 Oh, prison is very difficult! Carly, you don't even know! 234 00:10:59,099 --> 00:11:00,797 I will eat soup with spork. 235 00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:04,234 Eggnog Our Christmas is affixed with Old Spice. 236 00:11:04,236 --> 00:11:06,570 Revenge on Bianca 237 00:11:06,572 --> 00:11:08,805 is the only one let me go. 238 00:11:08,807 --> 00:11:10,343 There, there, Mama. 239 00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:13,511 What are you watching? 240 00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:15,682 ΓÇ £ Texas Today. Ç ¥ I have never missed an event. 241 00:11:17,149 --> 00:11:20,151 (TV) Some human rights activists ¥ ¥ crazy 242 00:11:20,153 --> 00:11:21,853 because in Russia they can throw anyone 243 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,488 they are even suspected of being gay 244 00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:26,656 in prison without trial. 245 00:11:26,658 --> 00:11:27,858 Well, you know me. 246 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,861 - I don't hate homosexuals. - No. 247 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:33,164 Even after Roger burned my neck with hair curlers last week - 248 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,598 and I still think that intentionally. 249 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,434 But, you know, you can 250 00:11:36,436 --> 00:11:38,569 still fired here just to bein 'gay. 251 00:11:38,571 --> 00:11:41,405 But that doesn't mean you have to be angry about that 252 00:11:41,407 --> 00:11:44,275 and start waving your hand in the air with hot iron. 253 00:11:44,277 --> 00:11:46,209 You must be grateful for what you have. 254 00:11:46,211 --> 00:11:47,377 Exactly. 255 00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:50,781 Just because it's legal to discriminate against anyone 256 00:11:50,783 --> 00:11:52,749 at the bakery anytime, anywhere, 257 00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:55,286 at least we don't throw you into prison. 258 00:11:55,288 --> 00:11:56,219 Right. 259 00:11:56,221 --> 00:11:57,921 You think Texas is evil, 260 00:11:57,923 --> 00:12:01,492 You have to try to go to Saudi Arabia, Roger! 261 00:12:01,494 --> 00:12:02,859 Worse than Russia. 262 00:12:02,861 --> 00:12:06,464 They throw homosexuals outside the building there. 263 00:12:06,466 --> 00:12:09,536 Oh my God, it's not fun and it's very moist. 264 00:12:11,303 --> 00:12:12,703 A nice dress, Deborah. 265 00:12:12,705 --> 00:12:14,338 When Rent-A-Center takes your seat, 266 00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:16,706 I see them leaving you with the cloth. 267 00:12:16,708 --> 00:12:18,411 [crazy laugh] 268 00:12:18,845 --> 00:12:20,447 [snoring] 269 00:12:21,313 --> 00:12:23,549 [shouts] 270 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,221 [crazy laugh] 271 00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:36,763 Maybe the terrorist Arabs are going to something. 272 00:12:40,832 --> 00:12:42,666 Ah, amazing. 273 00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:45,902 Another episode of "Small House in Dreary." 274 00:12:45,904 --> 00:12:49,440 Where does Ma Ingalls keep the moonshine? 275 00:12:49,442 --> 00:12:52,776 Alcohol is above the sink in the kitchen. 276 00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:54,911 Anything under the sink is poison. 277 00:12:54,913 --> 00:12:57,350 So, help yourself whatever you want there. 278 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,919 I can't believe you bring Rex here. 279 00:13:01,921 --> 00:13:02,954 Yes yes. 280 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,690 Well, I think he needs changes in scenery, 281 00:13:05,692 --> 00:13:07,858 and he is not the only one. 282 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:08,925 Serious 283 00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:10,393 Here you are. 284 00:13:10,395 --> 00:13:11,963 You are still in the same school, 285 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,831 still in this case ragged old house. 286 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,602 Uh, honey, I moved. 287 00:13:17,370 --> 00:13:19,903 Still in a new slum house, 288 00:13:19,905 --> 00:13:22,006 still with those glasses. 289 00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:24,675 And I know very well that Lasik made it to Texas. 290 00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:27,445 Honey, you know they will take whatever reason they can 291 00:13:27,447 --> 00:13:29,313 to shoot someone around here. 292 00:13:29,315 --> 00:13:32,315 I am very glad you are driving all the way from Pulau Api 293 00:13:32,317 --> 00:13:35,652 in a rental car criticizes my life. 294 00:13:35,654 --> 00:13:36,988 Me too, Sis. 295 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,421 Great catchin 'up. 296 00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:40,690 Okay, listen. I'm fine here. 297 00:13:40,692 --> 00:13:42,459 - Do you get a raise? - No. 298 00:13:42,461 --> 00:13:44,328 Sleep with a heat trainer? 299 00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:46,530 - No! - Then how is this all right? 300 00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:48,965 And I don't even talk about it that creepy curtain. 301 00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:50,868 - Ah... - Listen. 302 00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:53,436 Bianca makes you famous. 303 00:13:53,438 --> 00:13:56,674 Well, famous for gay, which is like the famous straight away 304 00:13:56,676 --> 00:13:58,276 unless you don't make it that much money. 305 00:13:58,278 --> 00:14:00,777 And in America, the only reason is famous is - 306 00:14:00,779 --> 00:14:01,811 say with me now - 307 00:14:01,813 --> 00:14:04,217 make love and get paid. 308 00:14:04,884 --> 00:14:06,751 Yes. I read your clothes. 309 00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:09,619 I made that shirt... and this. 310 00:14:09,621 --> 00:14:11,022 I make a lot of things. 311 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,726 I am a maker... new maker. 312 00:14:15,662 --> 00:14:17,331 Weeee! 313 00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:21,335 [Rex gurgles] 314 00:14:26,405 --> 00:14:28,439 Yes... Uh, listen. 315 00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:30,874 You need more Bianca in your life. 316 00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:34,078 No! Bianca is on top in the closet where she is. 317 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,012 No one wants to see again Bianca, 318 00:14:36,014 --> 00:14:38,081 let alone Bianca teach Chemistry. 319 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:40,651 Bianca does not just have to teach. 320 00:14:40,653 --> 00:14:43,554 Listen, Ambrosia Salad already has the same ass-green wig 321 00:14:43,556 --> 00:14:45,790 and the same broken heels since Stonewall, 322 00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:48,425 and he still makes money, honey. 323 00:14:48,427 --> 00:14:50,493 What is wrong with me being here teaching? 324 00:14:50,495 --> 00:14:52,363 That's what I'm doing here. 325 00:14:52,365 --> 00:14:53,497 - Well... - There... 326 00:14:53,499 --> 00:14:55,534 Do you know what! Enough about me. 327 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,667 Okay... Good question. 328 00:14:57,669 --> 00:14:59,502 Do you live for dinner? 329 00:14:59,504 --> 00:15:03,773 Yes or no? Because I have a box of wine 330 00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:06,509 it will not drink alone. 331 00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:08,045 A girl's night? 332 00:15:08,047 --> 00:15:09,046 Mm-hmm. 333 00:15:09,048 --> 00:15:10,815 You have me in the box, bitch. 334 00:15:10,817 --> 00:15:12,550 [both laugh] Come on, girl. 335 00:15:12,552 --> 00:15:14,451 Don't throw water in my skillet! 336 00:15:14,453 --> 00:15:15,488 Ooh, damn it. 337 00:15:17,423 --> 00:15:20,427 ΓÖ¬ 338 00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:30,037 I make coffee. 339 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:34,041 What happened last night? I don't remember anything. 340 00:15:35,774 --> 00:15:37,675 This is vodka! 341 00:15:37,677 --> 00:15:39,109 This is the taste of coffee. 342 00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:41,145 Your bitches put me past it last night 343 00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:42,879 and that doesn't help. 344 00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:44,147 - Oh, girl. - Oh! 345 00:15:44,149 --> 00:15:46,016 You just quit the training, that's all. 346 00:15:46,018 --> 00:15:49,052 Yes. It's easy like falling off a bicycle. 347 00:15:49,054 --> 00:15:50,688 I never forget how. 348 00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:53,690 We have fun... and you release it. 349 00:15:53,692 --> 00:15:57,060 And we even got a little Bianca del Rio there. 350 00:15:57,062 --> 00:16:00,430 What? Oh! God. 351 00:16:00,432 --> 00:16:03,934 Oh... I'm not sure this is progress. 352 00:16:03,936 --> 00:16:07,504 I finally met the famous Bianca del Rio. 353 00:16:07,506 --> 00:16:10,007 And he is much more fun than you, trust me. 354 00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:11,142 Oh, shut up. 355 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,844 Hey, what? what's up with the bag? 356 00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:16,180 Under your eyes? 357 00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:17,614 Just pass it, honey. 358 00:16:17,616 --> 00:16:18,681 Goodbye, woman. 359 00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:20,684 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 360 00:16:20,686 --> 00:16:21,919 Where do you go? 361 00:16:21,921 --> 00:16:23,357 Where do you go? !! 362 00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:28,057 I know you don't come here to intervene. 363 00:16:28,059 --> 00:16:29,693 No, but I can. 364 00:16:29,695 --> 00:16:30,861 Now sister, listen. 365 00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:31,862 What I say next to you, 366 00:16:31,864 --> 00:16:33,930 I say brightly Baby Jesus is sweet. 367 00:16:33,932 --> 00:16:35,699 Look at what you have experienced - 368 00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:38,835 an old woman who lives alone on a fixed income. 369 00:16:38,837 --> 00:16:40,905 You make money, but you never make enough to go. 370 00:16:40,907 --> 00:16:42,605 It's called Texas Holdem. 371 00:16:42,607 --> 00:16:45,511 I think I have a stack of cards in my ass. 372 00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:48,878 Listen, I'm from here. I know how that is. 373 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,915 Pull Bianca from the genie bottle 374 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,849 and escape now. 375 00:16:52,851 --> 00:16:53,917 Oh good! 376 00:16:53,919 --> 00:16:55,853 And just go back to New York with you two? 377 00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:57,121 Oh, not New York, honey. 378 00:16:57,123 --> 00:16:59,556 I will go to Hollywood. 379 00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:01,791 Well, technically, Long Beach, but... 380 00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:05,196 Like Hollywood but for lesbians and obese people. 381 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,998 I appear on a cruise ship. 382 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,167 Cruise ship? How are you? take Rex on a cruise? 383 00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:12,603 He can hardly stand on dry land. 384 00:17:12,605 --> 00:17:14,205 Oh, I'm not leaving. 385 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,207 I live here with you. 386 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,507 Oh no, no, no, no! 387 00:17:17,509 --> 00:17:19,142 - No no. - Ah yes. 388 00:17:19,144 --> 00:17:21,478 No! You are not leaving me with this thing! 389 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,815 Maybe the sweet Texas sun has made your brain soft. 390 00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:26,917 Rex is your problem; My Bailey. 391 00:17:26,919 --> 00:17:27,852 That is the whole thing 392 00:17:27,854 --> 00:17:30,988 Little Sisters, Big Messes program works. 393 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:32,890 I have been away for more than a year. 394 00:17:32,892 --> 00:17:34,624 Rex is no longer my problem. 395 00:17:34,626 --> 00:17:37,827 When you temporarily leave, you take your little gold fish, 396 00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:40,698 but you leave you not enough fish with me. 397 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:44,067 Now I have a bigger fish to fry, be your Rex again. 398 00:17:44,069 --> 00:17:45,702 (Rex) I'm fine. 399 00:17:45,704 --> 00:17:47,805 I only need a few electrolytes. 400 00:17:47,807 --> 00:17:49,507 - No no no no... - Oh yeah... 401 00:17:49,509 --> 00:17:50,341 Get out of my car! 402 00:17:50,343 --> 00:17:52,242 You don't bring him here before. 403 00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:53,844 Why do you bring it here now? 404 00:17:53,846 --> 00:17:55,679 Because before he has a man, 405 00:17:55,681 --> 00:17:57,815 but because he swallowed the bag containing the money, yeah... 406 00:17:57,817 --> 00:18:01,084 Is this Red Bull or Gatorade? 407 00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:03,853 That's antifreeze! Get out of there! 408 00:18:03,855 --> 00:18:06,222 Ha ha! I told you You will be a good mother, 409 00:18:06,224 --> 00:18:08,225 and not just because of your hips. 410 00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:09,759 Your life is empty. 411 00:18:09,761 --> 00:18:11,027 I give it a goal. 412 00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:11,828 Thank you again, bitch. 413 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:13,831 - No no no no. - You are welcome! 414 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,665 - Don't do this to me. - I go, bitch. 415 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:16,801 Don't do this to me. 416 00:18:16,803 --> 00:18:18,835 - Write me on a cruise. - Stephen, it's not fair! 417 00:18:18,837 --> 00:18:21,738 I hope you fall in love propellers, you evil bitch. 418 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:22,875 - No! - Oh, yes! 419 00:18:24,076 --> 00:18:26,075 I will never release it, Jack. 420 00:18:26,077 --> 00:18:27,580 Go fishing! 421 00:18:32,718 --> 00:18:33,787 Damn! 422 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,021 Weee! 423 00:18:38,624 --> 00:18:40,724 I think you are nocturnal. 424 00:18:40,726 --> 00:18:42,325 Go, get out of here! Get out of here! 425 00:18:42,327 --> 00:18:44,763 Keep your face Bianca away from me. 426 00:18:50,269 --> 00:18:51,802 Look, Mama. I'm beautiful again. 427 00:18:51,804 --> 00:18:52,769 Yes. Looks like 428 00:18:52,771 --> 00:18:54,705 You smuggle fender across borders. 429 00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:56,006 Don't worry, Carly. 430 00:18:56,008 --> 00:18:57,708 You will get you real fake breasts immediately. 431 00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:58,909 I have a plan. 432 00:18:58,911 --> 00:18:59,844 Work plan, right? 433 00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,844 Not too much complicated revenge plot. 434 00:19:01,846 --> 00:19:04,248 Attacked by the raccoon, by the way. 435 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,815 What is the worst place on Earth? 436 00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:06,984 Texas in July? 437 00:19:06,986 --> 00:19:07,951 Worse than Texas. 438 00:19:07,953 --> 00:19:09,620 Bigger than Texas. 439 00:19:09,622 --> 00:19:10,990 Harder than Texas. 440 00:19:11,723 --> 00:19:12,756 Russia? 441 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,725 That's where vodka is born. 442 00:19:14,727 --> 00:19:16,626 And the election was stolen. 443 00:19:16,628 --> 00:19:18,228 Who cares when you are the winner! 444 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:21,198 £Ç £ A payment of all fees, first class tickets to Moscow. Ç ¥ 445 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,732 It smells like a scam. 446 00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:25,035 Don't see a gift prostitute in the mouth, 447 00:19:25,037 --> 00:19:28,338 because he might have teeth jacking up. [giggling] 448 00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:31,174 I mean, how do I win the contest that I didn't even enter? 449 00:19:31,176 --> 00:19:32,843 Because you didn't win. 450 00:19:32,845 --> 00:19:35,679 Seeing... Bianca won. 451 00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:38,114 £Ç £ We are happy to respect This Year's Teachers 452 00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,150 Bianca del Rio, 453 00:19:39,152 --> 00:19:42,119 in annual Alchemy and Factory expositions 454 00:19:42,121 --> 00:19:46,155 and offer it $ 100,000 cash prize 455 00:19:46,157 --> 00:19:49,258 paid in real American money. ¥ 456 00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:51,061 Looks good. 457 00:19:51,063 --> 00:19:53,266 I think this means Bianca will return. 458 00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:57,234 Crunch! 459 00:19:57,236 --> 00:19:58,802 I'm watching that shows you like, 460 00:19:58,804 --> 00:20:00,638 and they talk about it how they throw gays 461 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,405 of buildings in Saudi Arabia. 462 00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:05,909 And I think, £Γ £ How do I get it Bianca del Rio to Riyadh? ΓÇ ¥ 463 00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:08,178 You can't throw someone from a building, Mama. 464 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:11,081 I know. I mean they hardly let you drive there. 465 00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,382 So I think, okay, 466 00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:14,284 what's the next best the worst place ever. 467 00:20:14,286 --> 00:20:15,251 Russia! 468 00:20:15,253 --> 00:20:17,321 Well why is that Bianca del Rio going to Russia? 469 00:20:17,323 --> 00:20:20,690 Easy. I sent him a letter saying ' he won this teaching award, 470 00:20:20,692 --> 00:20:22,860 only he must go to Russia to get it. 471 00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:25,962 Know him, it's an offer his ego can't refuse. 472 00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:27,296 And as soon as they get it see it well, 473 00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:29,333 they will know he is a strange bait drag queen freak 474 00:20:29,335 --> 00:20:30,366 and lock it. 475 00:20:30,368 --> 00:20:32,638 Right, so pack those bags! 476 00:20:33,939 --> 00:20:34,841 We will go to Russia! 477 00:20:35,273 --> 00:20:37,106 I can't fly to Russia. 478 00:20:37,108 --> 00:20:38,441 This is the middle school year. 479 00:20:38,443 --> 00:20:39,776 [hiccups] 480 00:20:39,778 --> 00:20:41,045 How much are you drunk? 481 00:20:41,047 --> 00:20:42,912 I am fully aware. 482 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:44,984 This is my one hour chip. 483 00:20:47,353 --> 00:20:48,352 I'm full. 484 00:20:48,354 --> 00:20:49,420 And you can't go too. 485 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,689 You say that you just got the job from your application. 486 00:20:51,691 --> 00:20:54,290 I do it! Last night in the park. 487 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,926 I know you think I'm not working hard, 488 00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:58,261 but I will work two jobs at once if I have to, 489 00:20:58,263 --> 00:21:00,698 or if one of them is really hot. 490 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,732 Remember when I told you that when you spoke 491 00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:04,267 it makes people sad? 492 00:21:04,269 --> 00:21:05,936 What should you lose? 493 00:21:05,938 --> 00:21:07,336 Contact the number on the letter. 494 00:21:07,338 --> 00:21:10,039 If it's legal, free travel to Russia - 495 00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:11,944 and all that money! 496 00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:16,479 Well, the expo is during spring break, 497 00:21:16,481 --> 00:21:18,347 and $ 100,000 lots of money. 498 00:21:18,349 --> 00:21:21,852 And as much as I hate to admit it, Stephen is right. 499 00:21:21,854 --> 00:21:24,153 There is absolutely nothing keeps me here in Texas. 500 00:21:24,155 --> 00:21:25,424 Less than anything. 501 00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,357 Okay, alright. 502 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:30,427 Dasvidaniya, Texas! 503 00:21:30,429 --> 00:21:32,462 Bianca del Rio goes to Russia! 504 00:21:32,464 --> 00:21:34,797 [both laugh, cheer] 505 00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:37,034 I can't wait to see Bianca in action. 506 00:21:37,036 --> 00:21:39,001 No no No. You didn't come with me. 507 00:21:39,003 --> 00:21:41,805 I'm sure there are some long-term my kennel can put you in 508 00:21:41,807 --> 00:21:43,006 You owe me. 509 00:21:43,008 --> 00:21:46,142 You leave New York, and I can't even say goodbye. 510 00:21:46,144 --> 00:21:49,179 Prostitute, you are in the ICU. 511 00:21:49,181 --> 00:21:51,981 Oh yeah. It's a fun party. 512 00:21:51,983 --> 00:21:56,987 If I can't go to Russia, I think I'll just stay here, 513 00:21:56,989 --> 00:21:58,758 without care. 514 00:21:59,023 --> 00:22:02,191 Hey, you don't need you clean the deposit back, right? 515 00:22:02,193 --> 00:22:05,062 Good. Put it down. Good, good. 516 00:22:05,064 --> 00:22:08,832 Bianca and Rex will go to Russia. 517 00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,170 [cheering] 518 00:22:11,804 --> 00:22:13,036 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 519 00:22:13,038 --> 00:22:15,372 And listen. We will be friends. 520 00:22:15,374 --> 00:22:17,106 Don't be handsome, ΓÇÿ causes if you do it, 521 00:22:17,108 --> 00:22:18,342 I will throw you in the trash, 522 00:22:18,344 --> 00:22:20,844 like you born on prom night. 523 00:22:20,846 --> 00:22:24,948 Me-I-I just need to check in with the CDC before I leave. 524 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:26,885 They always want to know where I am. 525 00:22:29,855 --> 00:22:33,055 And now I have to get Silkwood Shower. 526 00:22:33,057 --> 00:22:34,326 It's dirty. 527 00:22:36,461 --> 00:22:38,528 So how do I send Bianca to Russia? Get us out of debt and I wear a bigger bra? 528 00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:40,898 First, we go to Russia. 529 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,298 530 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:45,401 Then, we witnessed the Minister Homosexual Propaganda 531 00:22:45,403 --> 00:22:47,504 put Bianca in jail forever. 532 00:22:47,506 --> 00:22:51,141 Next, we fix your breasts cheap dirt in Moscow. 533 00:22:51,143 --> 00:22:53,242 The whole country is like that one giant Dollar store. 534 00:22:53,244 --> 00:22:55,144 Then, with Bianca out of the picture, 535 00:22:55,146 --> 00:22:57,180 I will get my old job back in school. 536 00:22:57,182 --> 00:22:59,850 I mean, lose, win-win. 537 00:22:59,852 --> 00:23:02,018 Wait. If we can't buy a recliner, 538 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,921 how will we be able to to get to Russia? 539 00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:07,224 Well, I may already have myself declared legally dead 540 00:23:07,226 --> 00:23:08,825 and collected insurance money 541 00:23:08,827 --> 00:23:11,094 by pretending my imaginary twin brother. 542 00:23:11,096 --> 00:23:13,430 But we will handle it when we return... 543 00:23:13,432 --> 00:23:14,498 from Russia! 544 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,902 Woo hoo! 545 00:23:17,169 --> 00:23:19,536 Do you have more wig glue? I go out. 546 00:23:19,538 --> 00:23:21,470 I told you doesn't huff that thing. 547 00:23:21,472 --> 00:23:24,240 You have almost no double-digit IQ as is. 548 00:23:24,242 --> 00:23:26,879 I use it for legitimate purposes. 549 00:23:30,481 --> 00:23:33,115 I've downloaded a lot of applications on my phone - 550 00:23:33,117 --> 00:23:37,120 translator, local restaurant guide, both are hookup applications. 551 00:23:37,122 --> 00:23:40,123 It turns out there are many bears in Russia 552 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:41,394 it is lesbian. 553 00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:44,096 [laughs] 554 00:23:44,395 --> 00:23:46,563 Where do you think you will dress like that? 555 00:23:46,565 --> 00:23:47,631 Moscow! 556 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:50,334 How are you doing? pass airport security? 557 00:23:50,336 --> 00:23:53,237 Okay, I will change, but I don't want to miss our 9:00 flight. 558 00:23:53,239 --> 00:23:56,405 Yes, 9... at 9 pm! In the evening! 559 00:23:56,407 --> 00:23:58,107 On Saturday! 560 00:23:58,109 --> 00:24:00,009 It's Wednesday, you're stupid. 561 00:24:00,011 --> 00:24:01,178 Here. 562 00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:03,180 Now listen. I have two more days in high school 563 00:24:03,182 --> 00:24:04,381 before we get out of here. 564 00:24:04,383 --> 00:24:06,952 Don't swallow a full tube cents when I leave. 565 00:24:10,655 --> 00:24:12,457 That only happens once. 566 00:24:14,559 --> 00:24:17,196 [ship horns blow] 567 00:24:20,432 --> 00:24:23,600 Mama, why Bianca can fly first class to Russia 568 00:24:23,602 --> 00:24:26,335 and we are stuck hiding in this shipping container? 569 00:24:26,337 --> 00:24:28,404 I have to be sure Bianca takes the bait. 570 00:24:28,406 --> 00:24:30,574 Also, now I am legally dead, 571 00:24:30,576 --> 00:24:32,478 I don't technically have another passport. 572 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,080 Why is your bag moved? 573 00:24:37,082 --> 00:24:39,382 Oh, I have one raccoon together 574 00:24:39,384 --> 00:24:40,616 if we need it. 575 00:24:40,618 --> 00:24:42,184 Or if we are hungry... 576 00:24:42,186 --> 00:24:43,589 This will be a long journey. 577 00:24:44,522 --> 00:24:46,326 - Old Spices? - No. 578 00:24:49,595 --> 00:24:50,559 Seduce! 579 00:24:50,561 --> 00:24:51,527 Ah! 580 00:24:51,529 --> 00:24:52,898 [raccoon raccoon] 581 00:24:56,434 --> 00:25:00,072 ΓÖ¬ 582 00:25:16,321 --> 00:25:18,421 I am sure that the film is Γ £ PsychoΓÇ ¥ 583 00:25:18,423 --> 00:25:20,257 filmed in the bathroom. 584 00:25:20,259 --> 00:25:21,490 Twinsies! 585 00:25:21,492 --> 00:25:23,192 Oh, thank God. 586 00:25:23,194 --> 00:25:25,027 The only thing that will happen makes this room worse 587 00:25:25,029 --> 00:25:27,029 very pleasant share a bed with you. 588 00:25:27,031 --> 00:25:28,332 You must be very lucky. 589 00:25:28,334 --> 00:25:30,600 You know this place is really, really dirty. 590 00:25:30,602 --> 00:25:33,003 That makes Motel 6 look luxurious. 591 00:25:33,005 --> 00:25:35,538 No wonder Tolstoy is very sad. 592 00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:36,739 Right? 593 00:25:36,741 --> 00:25:38,607 Remember in Tolstoy Three when they 594 00:25:38,609 --> 00:25:40,710 all holding hands in the furnace? 595 00:25:40,712 --> 00:25:44,113 I don't know cartoons can destroy my dirty like that. 596 00:25:44,115 --> 00:25:46,283 You have to speak less and maybe read more. 597 00:25:46,285 --> 00:25:50,187 At least the room is equipped a free bottle of vodka. 598 00:25:50,189 --> 00:25:52,255 Yes, okay, we can use it as a disinfectant. 599 00:25:52,257 --> 00:25:54,560 I can see Alaska from my room! 600 00:25:56,161 --> 00:25:57,361 I don't think so. 601 00:25:57,363 --> 00:25:59,164 Hiiiii-eeeeee! 602 00:26:08,106 --> 00:26:10,407 Yes, fortunately, we don't will have to be here long, 603 00:26:10,409 --> 00:26:12,074 only a few days. 604 00:26:12,076 --> 00:26:14,247 Well, we have to soak some local colors. 605 00:26:17,148 --> 00:26:18,481 Oh my God. 606 00:26:18,483 --> 00:26:22,419 I want to go to the Expo and let them know I'm here. 607 00:26:22,421 --> 00:26:25,055 £Ç £ House HuntersΓÇ ¥! I like this show. 608 00:26:25,057 --> 00:26:26,789 [TV, with Russian accents] I like number one home. 609 00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:30,059 Open concept kitchen has a good flow between 610 00:26:30,061 --> 00:26:33,630 living room and bedroom because there is no interior wall. 611 00:26:33,632 --> 00:26:37,299 But we have to draw water from the back well 612 00:26:37,301 --> 00:26:39,036 because there are no indoor pipes. 613 00:26:39,038 --> 00:26:40,270 There is also no number three house. 614 00:26:40,272 --> 00:26:44,106 The living room wall collapsed let lots of natural light, 615 00:26:44,108 --> 00:26:47,544 we need because someone takes off the copper cable. 616 00:26:47,546 --> 00:26:50,046 Desperate huts good, 617 00:26:50,048 --> 00:26:53,350 but I-I-I don't like walls with so many nails in it. 618 00:26:53,352 --> 00:26:54,750 We are not royalties. 619 00:26:54,752 --> 00:26:57,586 I like number two home. This is in our price range. 620 00:26:57,588 --> 00:26:59,555 But on the small side 621 00:26:59,557 --> 00:27:02,058 and a little too close to Chernobyl. 622 00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:06,430 Yes, but the inner wall and updated bathroom sell me. 623 00:27:06,432 --> 00:27:08,000 I think house number two. 624 00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:11,434 We, young heterosexuals are good the couple choose correctly. 625 00:27:11,436 --> 00:27:13,636 The second house with the modern modernor, 626 00:27:13,638 --> 00:27:15,705 equipment that works 627 00:27:15,707 --> 00:27:19,442 and tasteful use rich colors, 628 00:27:19,444 --> 00:27:23,182 clearly the work of a deviant homosexuals who must be punished! 629 00:27:23,781 --> 00:27:25,248 "Home Hunter" has decreased 630 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:27,116 since they got rid of Suzanne Whang. 631 00:27:27,118 --> 00:27:29,786 It's not £ £ House Hunters .ΓÇ ¥ That's ΓÇ £ Homo Hunters. And look! That Svetlana - 632 00:27:29,788 --> 00:27:32,221 Russian bitch. 633 00:27:32,223 --> 00:27:33,489 He is Minister Homosexual Propaganda. 634 00:27:33,491 --> 00:27:36,093 He who is puts all gays in prison. 635 00:27:36,095 --> 00:27:38,260 To make him wear that jacket? 636 00:27:38,262 --> 00:27:39,863 No, asshole, because it's gay! 637 00:27:39,865 --> 00:27:42,164 Russia has a very strict law, 638 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:44,133 that's why it's very important for you to be inconspicuous. 639 00:27:44,135 --> 00:27:48,138 Do you know what the word means? 640 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:49,439 Not striking is my middle name. 641 00:27:49,441 --> 00:27:51,540 I have meaningful parents. 642 00:27:51,542 --> 00:27:53,211 Hey, girl! 643 00:27:56,181 --> 00:27:57,549 644 00:27:57,849 --> 00:28:00,150 So much because it doesn't attract attention! 645 00:28:00,152 --> 00:28:02,751 What? I don't want people to know we are at a science exhibition. 646 00:28:02,753 --> 00:28:04,854 What we have to do is to find the coordinator 647 00:28:04,856 --> 00:28:07,257 and let them know that Bianca will be here tomorrow 648 00:28:07,259 --> 00:28:10,392 to collect checks, then we exit here. 649 00:28:10,394 --> 00:28:13,563 Siri. How do you say Γ £ hot nerdΓÇ ¥ in Russian? 650 00:28:13,565 --> 00:28:16,298 (phone) I'm not Siri, you're a capitalist pig. 651 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,834 - Look. - Just look around. 652 00:28:17,836 --> 00:28:19,503 You don't need an application for that. 653 00:28:19,505 --> 00:28:22,175 Ugh! My boredom is zero feet. 654 00:28:28,346 --> 00:28:30,650 [chat is not clear] 655 00:28:36,387 --> 00:28:39,221 [Russian accent] For light bulbs, we cut potatoes into two. 656 00:28:39,223 --> 00:28:41,324 Find two coins if you can avoid it, 657 00:28:41,326 --> 00:28:43,160 two nails from the next house, 658 00:28:43,162 --> 00:28:44,928 and a little of copper wire. 659 00:28:44,930 --> 00:28:47,396 Now, copper wire is easy to take from neighbors, 660 00:28:47,398 --> 00:28:49,865 because once you take both home nails fall. 661 00:28:49,867 --> 00:28:50,866 He is funny. 662 00:28:50,868 --> 00:28:52,936 When we return to the hotel, remind me to go 663 00:28:52,938 --> 00:28:55,604 to the basement and find your standard. 664 00:28:55,606 --> 00:28:57,474 Standard? Come from you? 665 00:28:57,476 --> 00:28:59,508 You're the one found registry of sex offenders 666 00:28:59,510 --> 00:29:01,411 and think of that a dating site. 667 00:29:01,413 --> 00:29:03,580 Add all these ingredients along with potatoes 668 00:29:03,582 --> 00:29:05,485 and we make electricity. 669 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:07,452 Any questions? 670 00:29:07,885 --> 00:29:09,219 Da 671 00:29:09,221 --> 00:29:10,853 When do we eat potatoes? 672 00:29:10,855 --> 00:29:12,189 Oh 673 00:29:12,191 --> 00:29:15,324 How many were distributed in in one and a half potatoes? 674 00:29:15,326 --> 00:29:16,793 The whole family? 675 00:29:16,795 --> 00:29:20,396 Potatoes to produce electricity. Not to eat. 676 00:29:20,398 --> 00:29:21,600 [all sighs] 677 00:29:26,837 --> 00:29:29,372 Hi. I am Richard Martinez, 678 00:29:29,374 --> 00:29:32,241 and I am a science teacher from America and... 679 00:29:32,243 --> 00:29:33,977 ... and this is my friend Rex, 680 00:29:33,979 --> 00:29:36,680 and we came here for, uh, science fairs. 681 00:29:36,682 --> 00:29:38,815 Hi. Mitya. 682 00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:40,283 Short for Dmitriy. 683 00:29:40,285 --> 00:29:42,686 Mitya, nice to meet you '. 684 00:29:42,688 --> 00:29:43,890 [chuckles] 685 00:29:45,656 --> 00:29:46,890 Oh look! 686 00:29:46,892 --> 00:29:48,894 There are others. 687 00:29:55,366 --> 00:29:56,799 We can have lunch soon, Mama. 688 00:29:56,801 --> 00:29:58,267 The raccoon is not too filling. 689 00:29:58,269 --> 00:30:00,237 Yes, yes. I just found Bianca 690 00:30:00,239 --> 00:30:02,572 and then get the police rush here and catch it. 691 00:30:02,574 --> 00:30:04,911 That will be glorious! 692 00:30:06,510 --> 00:30:09,511 Why do Russian prostitutes pee on the mattress? 693 00:30:09,513 --> 00:30:11,783 ΓÇÿ Because he thinks you, Deborah! 694 00:30:12,951 --> 00:30:14,653 [panting] Fake news! 695 00:30:18,522 --> 00:30:19,756 [shouts] 696 00:30:19,758 --> 00:30:22,025 Hasta la pavement, bitch! 697 00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:24,393 Debbieeee !!!! 698 00:30:24,395 --> 00:30:25,964 [laughs crazy] 699 00:30:31,036 --> 00:30:32,835 He is dressed like Richard ?! 700 00:30:32,837 --> 00:30:34,770 How will I ask the police to arrest him? if he's just a run-of-the-mill gay burger 701 00:30:34,772 --> 00:30:36,538 without fire sauce and extra cheese? 702 00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:38,874 Mmm, cheese... You make me hungry. 703 00:30:38,876 --> 00:30:41,577 Come on. Let's go back to the hotel. 704 00:30:41,579 --> 00:30:43,046 I know the way get rid of him there. 705 00:30:43,048 --> 00:30:44,249 America is a long way to come only for the small Alchemy Exhibition. 706 00:30:45,683 --> 00:30:48,584 Well, I... 707 00:30:48,586 --> 00:30:49,553 I mean, a friend of mine gets a prize. 708 00:30:49,555 --> 00:30:52,455 So I just came here tonight to, uh, meet with the organizer. 709 00:30:52,457 --> 00:30:55,691 Ah, Sacha is gone, but will come back tomorrow. 710 00:30:55,693 --> 00:30:58,862 Will you, um, be here tomorrow? 711 00:30:58,864 --> 00:31:01,398 712 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,399 Yes. 713 00:31:02,401 --> 00:31:03,767 I see you? 714 00:31:03,769 --> 00:31:04,801 Sure. 715 00:31:04,803 --> 00:31:05,972 - Good. - Good. 716 00:31:07,638 --> 00:31:08,305 See you later. 717 00:31:08,307 --> 00:31:09,338 - Da. - Mm-hmm. 718 00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:10,606 - Yes. - See you. 719 00:31:10,608 --> 00:31:11,509 See you later. 720 00:31:18,517 --> 00:31:19,818 Ahhh! 721 00:31:23,989 --> 00:31:25,455 See you later... 722 00:31:25,457 --> 00:31:26,692 Please don't die. 723 00:31:26,958 --> 00:31:29,892 Everything I say is save it in your pants. 724 00:31:29,894 --> 00:31:32,094 Russia is dangerous enough for both of us 725 00:31:32,096 --> 00:31:34,530 without you making a spectacle of yourself. 726 00:31:34,532 --> 00:31:35,699 Oh, don't come for me. 727 00:31:35,701 --> 00:31:37,600 I see you there with the nerd queen. 728 00:31:37,602 --> 00:31:39,401 Dear God, your meeting is cute very sad, 729 00:31:39,403 --> 00:31:41,904 if I still have a gag reflex I will vomit. 730 00:31:41,906 --> 00:31:44,540 Mitya is the only one who attracts people in that place. 731 00:31:44,542 --> 00:31:46,042 And really, that is what they call 732 00:31:46,044 --> 00:31:47,544 science fair here in Russia? 733 00:31:47,546 --> 00:31:49,645 Thin enough for a country that elections are hacked. 734 00:31:49,647 --> 00:31:51,014 Exactly! Who doesn't explain 735 00:31:51,016 --> 00:31:52,782 how they are capable the plane ticket 736 00:31:52,784 --> 00:31:54,950 and a $ 100,000 prize. 737 00:31:54,952 --> 00:31:56,986 You always think about everything. 738 00:31:56,988 --> 00:31:58,020 You know what... 739 00:31:58,022 --> 00:31:59,788 You always don't think about everything. 740 00:31:59,790 --> 00:32:01,824 Do you see? Do you see what you did there? 741 00:32:01,826 --> 00:32:04,661 You and Stephen always say that we are friends, 742 00:32:04,663 --> 00:32:08,064 but you talk about me like me your niece with Alzheimer's. 743 00:32:08,066 --> 00:32:11,133 What I say is that you have to trust me more. 744 00:32:11,135 --> 00:32:12,669 Why don't you just relax 745 00:32:12,671 --> 00:32:15,537 and enjoy all that Russia has to offer? 746 00:32:15,539 --> 00:32:18,574 Yes yes. Relax. Enjoy... 747 00:32:18,576 --> 00:32:19,778 [panting] Oh !!! 748 00:32:22,446 --> 00:32:23,546 [Russian Accent] Is this your room? 749 00:32:23,548 --> 00:32:24,849 Uh, you-huh. 750 00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:28,054 What seems to be the problem, officer? 751 00:32:29,453 --> 00:32:30,519 Who is this suitcase? 752 00:32:30,521 --> 00:32:32,455 - Oh... - Bianca. 753 00:32:32,457 --> 00:32:35,892 Does Bianca light up the drag queen or degenerate homosexuals? 754 00:32:35,894 --> 00:32:37,126 Yes. 755 00:32:37,128 --> 00:32:40,863 Actually, Bianca will take, uh, this outfit and... wig 756 00:32:40,865 --> 00:32:44,500 to his mother to cheer him up because, uh, he really hurts. 757 00:32:44,502 --> 00:32:45,535 Cancer. 758 00:32:45,537 --> 00:32:47,036 [pretend to cough] 759 00:32:47,038 --> 00:32:48,039 Hmm! 760 00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:49,972 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. 761 00:32:49,974 --> 00:32:52,409 I-I-I has, just... 762 00:32:52,411 --> 00:32:54,980 Oh good. Big. [car door slammed] 763 00:32:58,517 --> 00:33:01,049 So far, your plan is relaxed and waiting to see 764 00:33:01,051 --> 00:33:03,819 what Russia provides for us really works well. 765 00:33:03,821 --> 00:33:05,721 isn't it? Now what will we do? 766 00:33:05,723 --> 00:33:08,490 Now there are police confiscate all our obstacles! 767 00:33:08,492 --> 00:33:09,793 I checked your bag. 768 00:33:09,795 --> 00:33:11,827 Most of them come from mall outlets too. 769 00:33:11,829 --> 00:33:13,162 There are 50 cents in my wallet. 770 00:33:13,164 --> 00:33:14,963 We will replace the rest when we go home. 771 00:33:14,965 --> 00:33:17,866 They expect Bianca del Rio tomorrow at the expo. 772 00:33:17,868 --> 00:33:21,004 But how will Bianca go there and collect the $ 100,000 check 773 00:33:21,006 --> 00:33:23,773 when Bianca is brought in a bag?! 774 00:33:23,775 --> 00:33:26,742 You can use my clothes. You can have my wig. 775 00:33:26,744 --> 00:33:30,447 We will let this dress come out behind... Lots. 776 00:33:30,449 --> 00:33:32,015 And no one will know better. 777 00:33:32,017 --> 00:33:34,017 Well, it won't work because they might already do it 778 00:33:34,019 --> 00:33:35,884 see my photos on the internet. 779 00:33:35,886 --> 00:33:38,654 Internet ?! They have almost no electricity. 780 00:33:38,656 --> 00:33:41,090 You have seen your girlfriend and the potatoes. 781 00:33:41,092 --> 00:33:42,491 That's sad. 782 00:33:42,493 --> 00:33:44,727 Bianca has brown hair, and your clothes are 783 00:33:44,729 --> 00:33:46,462 is walking bacterial test strips! 784 00:33:46,464 --> 00:33:48,096 What we need to do is to find someone 785 00:33:48,098 --> 00:33:49,966 in this country that drags. 786 00:33:49,968 --> 00:33:51,801 We can make Bianca new. 787 00:33:51,803 --> 00:33:54,671 I can enter, take a check, and get out of here! 788 00:33:54,673 --> 00:33:56,738 Because the longer we stay here, the greater opportunity we have 789 00:33:56,740 --> 00:34:00,176 someone gives us one direction tickets to Siberian hell holes! 790 00:34:00,178 --> 00:34:01,643 You are very dramatic. 791 00:34:01,645 --> 00:34:04,080 Good. I will ask some people in this application 792 00:34:04,082 --> 00:34:06,048 if there is a gay bar around here. 793 00:34:06,050 --> 00:34:08,017 I'm sure there are tragic drag shows. 794 00:34:08,019 --> 00:34:09,017 Always there. 795 00:34:09,019 --> 00:34:11,521 We will steal some appearance, collect the check, 796 00:34:11,523 --> 00:34:13,526 and return to Texas. [pretend to choke] 797 00:34:14,092 --> 00:34:15,025 What do you know! 798 00:34:15,027 --> 00:34:17,726 I think I have some left vomiting reflexes. 799 00:34:17,728 --> 00:34:20,597 I am full of surprises. [giggling] 800 00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:22,568 [scoffs] Dirty. 801 00:34:26,538 --> 00:34:28,838 Mama, you will never guess what I got. 802 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,840 Stop scratching or it won't heal properly. 803 00:34:31,842 --> 00:34:34,744 This will not heal properly until the doctor fixes me. 804 00:34:34,746 --> 00:34:37,613 We have been in Moscow for two hours and Bianca hasn't been jailed. 805 00:34:37,615 --> 00:34:39,516 What kind of country is this? 806 00:34:39,518 --> 00:34:40,849 We call the police and are reported 807 00:34:40,851 --> 00:34:43,151 the room is full of flames pull queens and homosexuals. 808 00:34:43,153 --> 00:34:44,920 What else can we do? 809 00:34:44,922 --> 00:34:47,990 Can we get some lunch and find the doctor? 810 00:34:47,992 --> 00:34:49,226 We will get food on the road. 811 00:34:49,228 --> 00:34:52,528 The weird burger was found the gay bar they were headed for. 812 00:34:52,530 --> 00:34:53,829 This can be our big breakthrough. 813 00:34:53,831 --> 00:34:55,898 Um... Burger. 814 00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:57,099 But first... 815 00:34:57,101 --> 00:34:59,170 we need disguises. 816 00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:04,874 Where are we? 817 00:35:04,876 --> 00:35:06,543 I don't know. We are in Russia. 818 00:35:06,545 --> 00:35:08,677 It smells like despair. 819 00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:10,114 We must be close. 820 00:35:13,684 --> 00:35:14,786 [knock on the door] 821 00:35:16,922 --> 00:35:17,923 Da? 822 00:35:20,157 --> 00:35:21,659 Glasnost! 823 00:35:23,862 --> 00:35:30,869 ΓΓ¬ Spread my wings and fly... ¬ ¬ ΓÖ¬ Will tell anyone ¬Ö¬ 824 00:35:33,137 --> 00:35:34,670 ΓÖ¬ Will tell anyone ¬Ö¬ 825 00:35:34,672 --> 00:35:36,606 ΓÖ¬ Will tell anyone ¬Ö¬ 826 00:35:36,608 --> 00:35:38,307 ¬ ¬ He is an undercover ΓÖ¬ 827 00:35:38,309 --> 00:35:40,742 ΓÖ¬ Will tell anyone ¬Ö¬ 828 00:35:40,744 --> 00:35:41,844 [Russian Accent] Welcome to the Katya Club. 829 00:35:41,846 --> 00:35:43,211 I am your hostess, Katya. 830 00:35:43,213 --> 00:35:45,981 Hello, Katya. 831 00:35:45,983 --> 00:35:46,950 832 00:35:46,952 --> 00:35:49,751 This is my friend Rex, and my name is Richard. 833 00:35:49,753 --> 00:35:51,653 Ah yes. Nice to meet you! 834 00:35:51,655 --> 00:35:52,387 Oh 835 00:35:52,389 --> 00:35:53,789 Mwah. [nervous laugh] 836 00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:54,958 Hmm 837 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,892 Uh, I want to know, Katya, if you can help us. 838 00:35:56,894 --> 00:35:58,927 I am looking for some obstacles. 839 00:35:58,929 --> 00:35:59,829 Oh, perfect. 840 00:35:59,831 --> 00:36:01,097 This is Gorky Park. 841 00:36:01,099 --> 00:36:03,231 He is one of us the best obstacles. 842 00:36:03,233 --> 00:36:06,702 Great, extraordinary talent! And it's not a fat joke. 843 00:36:06,704 --> 00:36:10,873 ΓÖ¬ He is an unknown girl... ΓÖ¬ 844 00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:14,142 ¬ ¬ Girl, girl... ¬ ¬ 845 00:36:14,144 --> 00:36:18,146 ΓÖ¬ And he will save the world ΓÖ¬ 846 00:36:18,148 --> 00:36:21,851 ΓÖ¬ World... ΓÖ¬ 847 00:36:21,853 --> 00:36:23,789 ΓÖ¬ He is a girl disguised ΓÖ¬ 848 00:36:24,188 --> 00:36:26,088 I'm actually looking for for some drag, as- 849 00:36:26,090 --> 00:36:28,090 like in clothes, for me. 850 00:36:28,092 --> 00:36:29,057 Huh? 851 00:36:29,059 --> 00:36:31,226 This is a very long story. 852 00:36:31,228 --> 00:36:33,329 Well, the story is long made up by vodka. 853 00:36:33,331 --> 00:36:34,333 Pass here. 854 00:36:38,036 --> 00:36:42,005 What kind of plastic surgeon has an office in the hall? 855 00:36:42,007 --> 00:36:44,007 This is uncomfortable like I thought. 856 00:36:44,009 --> 00:36:46,242 Focus. Bianca del Rio is there. 857 00:36:46,244 --> 00:36:47,409 I want you to go in there 858 00:36:47,411 --> 00:36:49,679 and come back out with full report. 859 00:36:49,681 --> 00:36:52,851 If we are lucky, the police will do it collect whole fruit baskets. 860 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,354 When I have a student, they get classes and sass. 861 00:36:58,356 --> 00:37:02,258 When Deborah has a student, they get an old, wrinkled donkey. 862 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:03,693 [laughs] 863 00:37:03,695 --> 00:37:04,863 Class is dissolved! 864 00:37:06,764 --> 00:37:09,067 [shouts] Deb! 865 00:37:11,101 --> 00:37:12,200 Go now! Go! 866 00:37:12,202 --> 00:37:13,369 But, Mama... 867 00:37:13,371 --> 00:37:15,237 Oh, and be careful for those eye holes. 868 00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,373 They say they are not interested in your women's business. 869 00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:19,909 With this foreign pervert, you never know. 870 00:37:19,911 --> 00:37:20,913 Go. 871 00:37:21,813 --> 00:37:22,845 You get this. 872 00:37:22,847 --> 00:37:23,849 [creaking door] 873 00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:27,685 [sniffing] 874 00:37:29,721 --> 00:37:31,056 [scoffs] 875 00:37:34,759 --> 00:37:36,695 ΓÖ¬ 876 00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:42,999 So let me understand... 877 00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:46,034 You are found to be a gay teacher and then fired. 878 00:37:46,036 --> 00:37:47,135 Uh, yeah. 879 00:37:47,137 --> 00:37:48,737 Okay, and then sent to jail? 880 00:37:48,739 --> 00:37:49,938 No no No. 881 00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:52,307 I really returned to school was dragged as Bianca del Rio. 882 00:37:52,309 --> 00:37:54,142 Oh So you are found in drag 883 00:37:54,144 --> 00:37:55,311 and then sent to prison? 884 00:37:55,313 --> 00:37:56,878 No no. I am still teaching there. 885 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,115 The person who fired me was a person who was imprisoned. 886 00:37:59,117 --> 00:38:01,217 Texas, it must be a magical place. 887 00:38:01,219 --> 00:38:02,452 What is winter like? 888 00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:04,019 Bitter and haunting? 889 00:38:04,021 --> 00:38:06,988 Uh, no, it's not haunting. Pretty average. 890 00:38:06,990 --> 00:38:11,429 Oh! Let's drink to Texas, the magical kingdom of heaven. 891 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,766 You know, I never thought about it like that, 892 00:38:17,768 --> 00:38:19,135 but Texas doesn't even sound that bad 893 00:38:19,137 --> 00:38:20,836 compared to Russia. 894 00:38:20,838 --> 00:38:22,104 Ugh 895 00:38:22,106 --> 00:38:23,340 When I think of sad times here in Russia, I say to myself, 896 00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:26,242 ΓÇ £ Katya. At least you don't live in Saudi Arabia. ΓÇ ¥ 897 00:38:26,244 --> 00:38:27,844 They have murders, of course, 898 00:38:27,846 --> 00:38:29,211 but think of desert pulls. 899 00:38:29,213 --> 00:38:30,479 Replace your slippage? 900 00:38:30,481 --> 00:38:31,947 That's disgusting. 901 00:38:31,949 --> 00:38:33,349 Well, look on the bright side. 902 00:38:33,351 --> 00:38:35,016 You might be able to make pearls. 903 00:38:35,018 --> 00:38:36,385 Can I have a pearl necklace? 904 00:38:36,387 --> 00:38:37,820 [chuckles] 905 00:38:37,822 --> 00:38:40,155 You know, me-I I'm just curious. 906 00:38:40,157 --> 00:38:41,891 That's like, why are all these posters 907 00:38:41,893 --> 00:38:43,825 from Svetlana's bitch? 908 00:38:43,827 --> 00:38:45,927 Uck! The queen here is obsessed with her. 909 00:38:45,929 --> 00:38:48,197 But isn't he the one who hates all gays? 910 00:38:48,199 --> 00:38:49,499 Yes, but not always. 911 00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:52,802 He was at one time in Moscow biggest, how do you say like, um, 912 00:38:52,804 --> 00:38:54,103 witch wand. 913 00:38:54,105 --> 00:38:55,371 - Fag hag? - Da! 914 00:38:55,373 --> 00:38:56,805 That is a classic story. 915 00:38:56,807 --> 00:38:57,940 Women like gays. 916 00:38:57,942 --> 00:38:59,008 Gay women love. 917 00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:00,309 Women turn their hair red. 918 00:39:00,311 --> 00:39:01,911 Gays talk nonsense at lunch. 919 00:39:01,913 --> 00:39:04,246 Women become Ministers Homosexual Propaganda, 920 00:39:04,248 --> 00:39:07,182 send all gay friends to the Siberian labor camp. 921 00:39:07,184 --> 00:39:09,217 Seduce! That must have been had lunch. 922 00:39:09,219 --> 00:39:10,920 No, this is a bad brunch. 923 00:39:10,922 --> 00:39:12,521 One egg and a piece of toast for a party of twelve. 924 00:39:12,523 --> 00:39:14,792 There are no worse than hungry queens. 925 00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:17,126 Park Gorky is one of them. 926 00:39:17,128 --> 00:39:18,961 He is the only survivor. 927 00:39:18,963 --> 00:39:20,896 What happens to others? 928 00:39:20,898 --> 00:39:21,963 He eats it. 929 00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:22,965 Look at that damn bitch. 930 00:39:22,967 --> 00:39:25,034 How else? survive winter in Siberia? 931 00:39:25,036 --> 00:39:27,804 However, I'm sorry I became emotional. 932 00:39:27,806 --> 00:39:29,204 [sighs] Let me ask you. 933 00:39:29,206 --> 00:39:31,941 Who is this strange man Do you hang out with? 934 00:39:31,943 --> 00:39:33,208 He is a boyfriend? 935 00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:34,242 Girlfriend? 936 00:39:34,244 --> 00:39:35,378 Oh, with Rex? 937 00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:37,146 Oh my God, it's not my boyfriend. 938 00:39:37,148 --> 00:39:38,347 He is around here. 939 00:39:38,349 --> 00:39:40,048 He whistled in a man before. 940 00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:41,818 Oh, that's right he was in the bathroom. 941 00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:44,519 I don't suck dick, but I will put it in my mouth 942 00:39:44,521 --> 00:39:46,555 until the swelling drops. 943 00:39:46,557 --> 00:39:48,326 [giggles, then sighs] 944 00:39:48,927 --> 00:39:50,258 I catch you. 945 00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:52,063 Oh yeah, dad! 946 00:39:52,597 --> 00:39:53,896 Oh!... 947 00:39:53,898 --> 00:39:56,132 Oh wait. You are serious. 948 00:39:56,134 --> 00:39:57,400 You too, tranny. 949 00:39:57,402 --> 00:39:59,501 [scream] Keep your hands away from me. 950 00:39:59,503 --> 00:40:01,539 Oh no! Secret police! 951 00:40:02,172 --> 00:40:03,338 I'm not one of them! 952 00:40:03,340 --> 00:40:04,342 Hold that thought. 953 00:40:06,244 --> 00:40:07,242 [siren blaring] 954 00:40:07,244 --> 00:40:09,211 Oh no! Rice carts! 955 00:40:09,213 --> 00:40:10,815 [shouts] 956 00:40:11,048 --> 00:40:12,148 [inaudible chat] 957 00:40:12,150 --> 00:40:13,050 Nyet! 958 00:40:16,119 --> 00:40:17,286 [bicycle bell rings] Weeee! 959 00:40:17,288 --> 00:40:19,224 Wait! Wait! 960 00:40:20,358 --> 00:40:21,527 you! 961 00:40:22,092 --> 00:40:23,161 [gasping] 962 00:40:31,168 --> 00:40:32,837 [Crowd shouting, shouting] 963 00:40:42,547 --> 00:40:44,280 The whole trip - 964 00:40:44,282 --> 00:40:46,382 I should have known You were behind him! 965 00:40:46,384 --> 00:40:48,119 Eat garbage, sissy pants! 966 00:40:49,019 --> 00:40:50,389 Ah, damn it! 967 00:40:58,161 --> 00:40:59,263 Ahhh! Hey! 968 00:41:02,233 --> 00:41:03,335 [cackles] 969 00:41:04,469 --> 00:41:06,038 [both scream] 970 00:41:18,983 --> 00:41:20,318 Bastard basis! 971 00:41:28,159 --> 00:41:29,327 Mama! 972 00:41:30,094 --> 00:41:31,163 [laughing triumphantly] 973 00:41:32,030 --> 00:41:33,131 Mama! 974 00:41:50,481 --> 00:41:52,280 [panting] So, what you do 975 00:41:52,282 --> 00:41:54,282 to get out of prison, Deborah? 976 00:41:54,284 --> 00:41:56,284 Do you have sex with the warden? 977 00:41:56,286 --> 00:41:57,954 I know that he is your uncle. 978 00:41:57,956 --> 00:42:00,456 Oh, save your insults, Bianca del Richard, 979 00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:02,557 ΓÇÿcause now I'm the person hold the cat 980 00:42:02,559 --> 00:42:04,929 and you are the person skinning his legs. 981 00:42:05,563 --> 00:42:06,662 Wait. Hold. 982 00:42:06,664 --> 00:42:08,463 How strict is what is your Spanx, Deborah? 983 00:42:08,465 --> 00:42:10,599 Does it cut from circulation to your brain? 984 00:42:10,601 --> 00:42:12,467 I mean, what have you done here? 985 00:42:12,469 --> 00:42:13,469 Revenge! 986 00:42:13,471 --> 00:42:16,706 I finally take revenge on Miss Bianca del Rio! 987 00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:18,474 Really queen, revenge? 988 00:42:18,476 --> 00:42:19,541 I am standing here 989 00:42:19,543 --> 00:42:21,577 and the presence of your daughter taken to prison. 990 00:42:21,579 --> 00:42:24,079 Yes, technically it's not part of the plan. 991 00:42:24,081 --> 00:42:25,715 Yes and... now we lose them. 992 00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:28,450 Well, I have you! 993 00:42:28,452 --> 00:42:29,985 Wait, wait. 994 00:42:29,987 --> 00:42:31,987 I don't know the way back to the hotel. 995 00:42:31,989 --> 00:42:33,255 Wait for me 996 00:42:33,257 --> 00:42:34,492 [laughs] 997 00:42:38,362 --> 00:42:40,665 [chatting back and forth] 998 00:42:58,048 --> 00:43:00,583 Do you have an idea how dangerous is Russia? 999 00:43:00,585 --> 00:43:02,650 We shouldn't come here in the first place. 1000 00:43:02,652 --> 00:43:05,054 No! You never Should come to Texas. 1001 00:43:05,056 --> 00:43:06,755 You bring this yourself, gay boy. 1002 00:43:06,757 --> 00:43:08,523 All I want to do is teach. 1003 00:43:08,525 --> 00:43:10,159 You are the person who should be 1004 00:43:10,161 --> 00:43:11,159 take care of yourself damn business. 1005 00:43:11,161 --> 00:43:13,095 You are not supposed to be queer are around children. 1006 00:43:13,097 --> 00:43:14,396 Funny coming from you. 1007 00:43:14,398 --> 00:43:16,197 Aren't you caught having sex 1008 00:43:16,199 --> 00:43:18,434 with a high school student, Miss First? 1009 00:43:18,436 --> 00:43:21,070 He looks legal - from the waist down. 1010 00:43:21,072 --> 00:43:22,271 You are jealous. 1011 00:43:22,273 --> 00:43:25,106 The only person who is dangerous the little boy here is you. 1012 00:43:25,108 --> 00:43:27,242 Where is your daughter, Carly? In prison? 1013 00:43:27,244 --> 00:43:29,110 He knows there may be a sacrifice. 1014 00:43:29,112 --> 00:43:30,646 Besides that, it's worth it 1015 00:43:30,648 --> 00:43:32,815 see the prostitute friend from you is locked. 1016 00:43:32,817 --> 00:43:34,583 He prefers prostitutes. 1017 00:43:34,585 --> 00:43:36,786 Oh yes? Well, you are next, fire sauce. 1018 00:43:36,788 --> 00:43:38,456 You better take care of yourself. 1019 00:43:39,724 --> 00:43:41,123 Where do you go? 1020 00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:43,592 Oh, I got the next room. 1021 00:43:43,594 --> 00:43:45,496 Have special rates. 1022 00:43:47,565 --> 00:43:48,633 [scoffs] 1023 00:43:53,771 --> 00:43:56,307 [telephone buzzing] 1024 00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:58,309 This bitch. 1025 00:44:00,110 --> 00:44:01,510 The right time. 1026 00:44:01,512 --> 00:44:03,211 Sorry it doesn't bother anything. 1027 00:44:03,213 --> 00:44:04,713 Rex doesn't answer the phone. 1028 00:44:04,715 --> 00:44:05,847 Where is he? 1029 00:44:05,849 --> 00:44:07,450 Netflix and other cool? 1030 00:44:07,452 --> 00:44:08,550 Upstream and hump? 1031 00:44:08,552 --> 00:44:09,684 Amazon and anal? 1032 00:44:09,686 --> 00:44:12,153 We are in Russia. Rex is in the Gulag. 1033 00:44:12,155 --> 00:44:14,123 Come on, girl. Who is the Gulag? 1034 00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:15,791 It's a Russian prison. 1035 00:44:15,793 --> 00:44:17,827 They have taken Rex, they have taken Bianca, 1036 00:44:17,829 --> 00:44:20,829 and I am in some a scary hotel with Deborah. 1037 00:44:20,831 --> 00:44:22,764 He traps me, again. 1038 00:44:22,766 --> 00:44:25,101 Well, I think now is not the best time to tell you 1039 00:44:25,103 --> 00:44:27,635 that I am not really on a cruise ship, woman. 1040 00:44:27,637 --> 00:44:30,305 I am a contestant ΓÇ £ RuPaul Drag Race. Ç ¥ 1041 00:44:30,307 --> 00:44:31,307 [giggling] 1042 00:44:31,309 --> 00:44:32,374 Well, if you've called 1043 00:44:32,376 --> 00:44:34,577 I think both of us don't get $ 100,000. 1044 00:44:34,579 --> 00:44:36,711 Sister, how dare you say that! 1045 00:44:36,713 --> 00:44:38,646 Do you know what I've gone through here, girl? 1046 00:44:38,648 --> 00:44:40,115 Save it, Martin Luther Queen. 1047 00:44:40,117 --> 00:44:41,550 I'm stuck here. 1048 00:44:41,552 --> 00:44:43,452 I have to find the way to get Rex out of jail 1049 00:44:43,454 --> 00:44:45,153 and bring us back to America. 1050 00:44:45,155 --> 00:44:47,289 And just drag it won't fix it. 1051 00:44:47,291 --> 00:44:49,891 Bianca del Rio solved your previous Deborah problem. 1052 00:44:49,893 --> 00:44:51,459 Now I know he can do it again. 1053 00:44:51,461 --> 00:44:53,896 Listen, if obstacles can be fixed faces like you... 1054 00:44:53,898 --> 00:44:56,101 Uh, I'm closing now. 1055 00:44:59,302 --> 00:45:01,403 - Good business, Bitch. - Thank you, woman. 1056 00:45:01,405 --> 00:45:03,639 Do you see it, girl? They pull a pag. Seduce! 1057 00:45:03,641 --> 00:45:05,510 Yes, right. There are always All Stars. 1058 00:45:09,614 --> 00:45:10,746 Grumbling! 1059 00:45:10,748 --> 00:45:13,249 You know it's not you should be on your cellphone. 1060 00:45:13,251 --> 00:45:15,751 Look, I need your help pull together some new looks. 1061 00:45:15,753 --> 00:45:17,253 This is an emergency. 1062 00:45:17,255 --> 00:45:19,822 That's what I told you on the runway, gay. 1063 00:45:19,824 --> 00:45:21,023 Now get it! 1064 00:45:21,025 --> 00:45:24,325 Rabbit, achieve that Morocco is strange above your head 1065 00:45:24,327 --> 00:45:27,362 and pull me out # 12 wig brunette now. 1066 00:45:27,364 --> 00:45:29,197 Are there anyone else here 1067 00:45:29,199 --> 00:45:32,568 hear annoying screams sounds that don't want to stop! 1068 00:45:32,570 --> 00:45:34,405 La-la-la-la-la-la-la! 1069 00:45:34,938 --> 00:45:36,938 We have to help Bianca del Rio. 1070 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:39,708 Oh, whose face looks like a broken pi├▒ata? 1071 00:45:39,710 --> 00:45:41,443 I can't believe you will say something like... 1072 00:45:41,445 --> 00:45:42,510 - But! - Yes ma'am. 1073 00:45:42,512 --> 00:45:44,746 Anything to keep you silent. 1074 00:45:44,748 --> 00:45:46,815 Just reach left, 1075 00:45:46,817 --> 00:45:49,684 past the gerbil cage, which is open. 1076 00:45:49,686 --> 00:45:52,423 Oh! I thought I found Natalee Holloway. 1077 00:45:54,525 --> 00:45:56,427 ΓÖ¬ 1078 00:45:59,797 --> 00:46:02,367 I know you are following me. 1079 00:46:03,568 --> 00:46:06,138 [with a Russian accent] Not me. Is a bowl of borscht! 1080 00:46:12,610 --> 00:46:13,775 Fresh meat. 1081 00:46:13,777 --> 00:46:16,280 More like bread back in the day. 1082 00:46:23,286 --> 00:46:26,354 Someone smells fishy... Too suspicious. 1083 00:46:26,356 --> 00:46:27,923 They think I'm one of you. 1084 00:46:27,925 --> 00:46:31,860 If by one of you, you mean blonde slut, then yes. 1085 00:46:31,862 --> 00:46:33,095 Yes, yes. 1086 00:46:33,097 --> 00:46:36,599 The guard calls me tranny. He said I have fat slips. 1087 00:46:36,601 --> 00:46:39,601 I know you. You are the girl from Richard's school. 1088 00:46:39,603 --> 00:46:41,970 Your mother is crazy and a snake bites your breasts. 1089 00:46:41,972 --> 00:46:43,671 Do we meet again in Texas? 1090 00:46:43,673 --> 00:46:45,273 Oh no. Stephen is made a picture book 1091 00:46:45,275 --> 00:46:46,874 for me to read on the way so I will know 1092 00:46:46,876 --> 00:46:48,010 who are all the players, 1093 00:46:48,012 --> 00:46:50,311 and he is not are you fair, girl. 1094 00:46:50,313 --> 00:46:53,282 [giggling] What are they going to do to us here? 1095 00:46:53,284 --> 00:46:55,550 Leave us here forever, if they want. 1096 00:46:55,552 --> 00:46:56,784 That's not fair. 1097 00:46:56,786 --> 00:46:58,086 Welcome to my world, 1098 00:46:58,088 --> 00:47:01,356 they now think you are one of us is your world too. 1099 00:47:01,358 --> 00:47:02,858 Like that. 1100 00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:05,793 Fire us, imprison us, don't text us back - 1101 00:47:05,795 --> 00:47:07,463 whatever they want. 1102 00:47:07,465 --> 00:47:09,530 I'm sorry. I don't know like this. 1103 00:47:09,532 --> 00:47:10,532 Oh, you're from Texas. 1104 00:47:10,534 --> 00:47:12,470 I'm sure there are many you don't know. 1105 00:47:15,806 --> 00:47:17,438 I am Vickie Leaking. 1106 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,941 I run this joint. 1107 00:47:18,943 --> 00:47:22,278 What is the fish stick for? the dress? 1108 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,380 No, to cut stout bodies the queen wearing Jaclyn Smith 1109 00:47:25,382 --> 00:47:27,483 and try to start what they can't solve. 1110 00:47:27,485 --> 00:47:31,487 Unfortunately, Rampage is a brand, is not a way of life. 1111 00:47:31,489 --> 00:47:35,523 Don't remove me because of that You are above the Wet Seal. 1112 00:47:35,525 --> 00:47:38,559 I have a knife in my wig. Let's dance, bitch. 1113 00:47:38,561 --> 00:47:40,795 Quiet, Warm Topic! 1114 00:47:40,797 --> 00:47:42,600 I only take your temperature. 1115 00:47:46,503 --> 00:47:47,672 Thank you for that. 1116 00:47:48,438 --> 00:47:51,340 Do you really have a knife on your wig? 1117 00:47:51,342 --> 00:47:53,309 Emery board and lipstick. 1118 00:47:53,311 --> 00:47:54,642 [chuckles] 1119 00:47:54,644 --> 00:47:56,644 I am Carly, by the way. 1120 00:47:56,646 --> 00:47:58,746 I'm Rex... And don't worry about him. 1121 00:47:58,748 --> 00:48:00,081 He only tests you. 1122 00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:02,483 The first night of all tries to see how difficult you are. 1123 00:48:02,485 --> 00:48:05,653 Anyone trying to screw you up, you just screw it up again. 1124 00:48:05,655 --> 00:48:08,691 Hopefully, my mother will be here right away to get me out. 1125 00:48:08,693 --> 00:48:10,825 Same mother who tries to use you 1126 00:48:10,827 --> 00:48:12,927 to get revenge on others? 1127 00:48:12,929 --> 00:48:15,463 You are not an accomplice; You are the victim. 1128 00:48:15,465 --> 00:48:16,731 Do you think so? 1129 00:48:16,733 --> 00:48:18,666 I can speak for many queens when I speak 1130 00:48:18,668 --> 00:48:20,501 You can't let a bad mother 1131 00:48:20,503 --> 00:48:22,938 stay on the road You become extraordinary. 1132 00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:25,974 You have a cute face and legs, feet, feet. 1133 00:48:25,976 --> 00:48:27,008 [giggling] 1134 00:48:27,010 --> 00:48:30,012 I have spent my whole life homosexual hatin ', 1135 00:48:30,014 --> 00:48:31,914 but you are very good. 1136 00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:33,148 Oh no, baby. I am very bad. 1137 00:48:33,150 --> 00:48:35,717 You only see me as a real person for the first time. 1138 00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:37,721 That's all we are. We are all just ordinary people. 1139 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,396 Except for that bitch. I don't know what it is. 1140 00:48:53,536 --> 00:48:55,673 Do you want to play Go Fishy? 1141 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,008 Are you smuggling it a deck of cards in your wig too? 1142 00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:02,978 Search cavities are not too thorough... 1143 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:04,815 Unfortunately. 1144 00:49:09,119 --> 00:49:10,855 [sound collision] 1145 00:49:11,155 --> 00:49:12,854 I'm not Jessica Fletcher, 1146 00:49:12,856 --> 00:49:15,057 but I know when I'm being followed! 1147 00:49:15,059 --> 00:49:17,159 Come on out, Deborah. 1148 00:49:17,161 --> 00:49:18,894 How do you know it's me? 1149 00:49:18,896 --> 00:49:20,028 I have eyes. 1150 00:49:20,030 --> 00:49:21,496 Yes, four eyes! 1151 00:49:21,498 --> 00:49:23,033 [both laugh slyly] 1152 00:49:23,733 --> 00:49:26,135 Look, Deborah, I will temporarily ignore 1153 00:49:26,137 --> 00:49:28,436 your psychotic blend bottom-home homophobia 1154 00:49:28,438 --> 00:49:29,771 and lack of southern charm. 1155 00:49:29,773 --> 00:49:31,072 Given that we both have 1156 00:49:31,074 --> 00:49:32,874 those two people we care about in prison, 1157 00:49:32,876 --> 00:49:35,878 I think we should work together to get it out. 1158 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,146 Will you do it? 1159 00:49:37,148 --> 00:49:39,548 Yes, I will. And I hate you. 1160 00:49:39,550 --> 00:49:41,450 I'm sorry. Hatred is a strong word. 1161 00:49:41,452 --> 00:49:44,485 What do I want to say do I really hate you. 1162 00:49:44,487 --> 00:49:45,720 You don't hate me! 1163 00:49:45,722 --> 00:49:48,023 I hate you. I'm a good person. 1164 00:49:48,025 --> 00:49:50,458 I follow the teacher from the Bible! 1165 00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:54,463 Shhh !!! Shut up! They will hear you. 1166 00:49:54,465 --> 00:49:56,130 What? Are police officers still around? 1167 00:49:56,132 --> 00:49:57,132 No, rat. 1168 00:49:57,134 --> 00:49:59,168 Their screams are like a damn mating call. 1169 00:49:59,170 --> 00:50:00,538 Come. Let's go inside. 1170 00:50:04,775 --> 00:50:06,575 I really wish I did it a terrible dress 1171 00:50:06,577 --> 00:50:08,709 so I can talk to you hag to hag. 1172 00:50:08,711 --> 00:50:10,612 I will call you ΓÇ £ meet you next Tuesday, ΓÇ ¥ 1173 00:50:10,614 --> 00:50:13,048 but that means I ever want to see you again. 1174 00:50:13,050 --> 00:50:14,115 Just say, Deborah. 1175 00:50:14,117 --> 00:50:16,617 We are in Russia. No one knows what that means. 1176 00:50:16,619 --> 00:50:17,952 No, we have a vagina here. 1177 00:50:17,954 --> 00:50:19,822 Are women. Women like him, little. 1178 00:50:19,824 --> 00:50:21,826 Not big on the hips, but big vagina. 1179 00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:25,994 Katya, this is Debora, that I told you. 1180 00:50:25,996 --> 00:50:28,664 Evil magicians from the Western Hemisphere! 1181 00:50:28,666 --> 00:50:29,632 Oh, fuck you! 1182 00:50:29,634 --> 00:50:33,534 I am a good Christian, just like my president. 1183 00:50:33,536 --> 00:50:35,804 And I arrived at this State without God is yours - 1184 00:50:35,806 --> 00:50:37,104 it smells like a burning cat - 1185 00:50:37,106 --> 00:50:38,941 to try to find justice! 1186 00:50:38,943 --> 00:50:41,776 Nyet. You are obviously selfish, vindictive cunt, but it doesn't matter. 1187 00:50:41,778 --> 00:50:43,545 Look at this place. That is ruined! 1188 00:50:43,547 --> 00:50:44,813 They take everything, everyone. 1189 00:50:44,815 --> 00:50:49,184 I almost escaped with my life and only a little money. 1190 00:50:49,186 --> 00:50:50,052 Do you know what! 1191 00:50:50,054 --> 00:50:52,019 Rex never dies hookup application. 1192 00:50:52,021 --> 00:50:54,655 He will definitely be detained under the Kremlin in a secret prison 1193 00:50:54,657 --> 00:50:56,992 operated by extraordinary Miss Svetlana Zlopasnost. 1194 00:50:56,994 --> 00:50:58,594 You think you can bring us in? 1195 00:50:58,596 --> 00:51:00,628 Maybe go to mainframe? 1196 00:51:00,630 --> 00:51:02,798 I hope, but I've been maximal on sexual assistance 1197 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,833 already this fiscal quarter. Does not work. 1198 00:51:04,835 --> 00:51:05,900 Then what will we do? 1199 00:51:05,902 --> 00:51:08,704 There are secret programs where local prostitutes 1200 00:51:08,706 --> 00:51:10,505 try to convert queers to straight, 1201 00:51:10,507 --> 00:51:13,041 but even as a Russian prostitute, you two will be stretching. No. 1202 00:51:13,043 --> 00:51:15,510 Well, maybe you can give us some disguises. 1203 00:51:15,512 --> 00:51:17,545 We must find our way inside. 1204 00:51:17,547 --> 00:51:19,581 We can visit as a relative. 1205 00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:21,083 Simple simple £Ç £ helloΓÇ ¥ and ΓÇ £ goodbye. Ç ¥ 1206 00:51:21,085 --> 00:51:22,851 Maybe it works, but we have to go now. 1207 00:51:22,853 --> 00:51:25,253 Gorky Park is there. This is past the meal time. 1208 00:51:25,255 --> 00:51:26,458 Come on fast! 1209 00:51:27,992 --> 00:51:29,461 Come on, Debbie! 1210 00:51:35,132 --> 00:51:37,202 tether. Secret police everywhere. 1211 00:51:38,568 --> 00:51:40,137 No one will believe this disguise. 1212 00:51:41,105 --> 00:51:42,840 I have never felt so beautiful. 1213 00:51:44,875 --> 00:51:47,543 Eh... All Russian women look like men. 1214 00:51:47,545 --> 00:51:48,776 Who knows the difference? 1215 00:51:48,778 --> 00:51:51,713 Now, we only you visit, sister. 1216 00:51:51,715 --> 00:51:53,651 Now go to the door on the right. They let you in 1217 00:51:54,117 --> 00:51:56,584 Wait, wait, wait. Do you not come with us? 1218 00:51:56,586 --> 00:51:58,753 No. Too dangerous for Katya. 1219 00:51:58,755 --> 00:52:01,789 If I can't see you, nice to meet you... 1220 00:52:01,791 --> 00:52:02,858 and good luck... 1221 00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:04,559 You will need it. Bye 1222 00:52:04,561 --> 00:52:05,963 Wait, I... 1223 00:52:06,163 --> 00:52:06,963 Come on. 1224 00:52:10,099 --> 00:52:11,566 When we go inside, I will get 1225 00:52:11,568 --> 00:52:13,568 all information from Carly that I can. 1226 00:52:13,570 --> 00:52:14,903 Yes, funny comes from you. 1227 00:52:14,905 --> 00:52:16,338 You don't even know the difference between 1228 00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:18,206 French bread and French braids! 1229 00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:19,675 I will take care of it. 1230 00:52:19,677 --> 00:52:21,809 you! You fell for this whole scam. 1231 00:52:21,811 --> 00:52:23,177 You think you get a prize money 1232 00:52:23,179 --> 00:52:25,246 for science fairs in Russia. [chuckles] 1233 00:52:25,248 --> 00:52:27,682 I mean to suck it, gay woman! I win! 1234 00:52:27,684 --> 00:52:30,251 Can you save it ?! These are the horny rats! 1235 00:52:30,253 --> 00:52:31,522 Going away! 1236 00:52:39,829 --> 00:52:41,329 ΓÖ¬ 1237 00:52:41,331 --> 00:52:46,136 Categories are... reality prison prisoners. 1238 00:52:59,882 --> 00:53:01,650 This appearance is not ΓÇ £ Jail House RockΓÇ ¥ 1239 00:53:01,652 --> 00:53:04,086 like giving me ΓÇ £ Folsom Prison Blues. Ç? ¥ 1240 00:53:04,088 --> 00:53:06,722 Oh, it's not that bad. Maybe it's a little tight. 1241 00:53:06,724 --> 00:53:07,856 Strict? 1242 00:53:07,858 --> 00:53:11,228 He must get ten lives to kill them. 1243 00:53:12,161 --> 00:53:14,061 (Russian Guard) Okay, the playing time is over. 1244 00:53:14,063 --> 00:53:15,332 Go back inside. 1245 00:53:17,735 --> 00:53:18,900 You have visitors. 1246 00:53:18,902 --> 00:53:20,369 You too, tranny. 1247 00:53:20,371 --> 00:53:22,170 I am clearly in the middle of something. 1248 00:53:22,172 --> 00:53:23,304 Who is this? 1249 00:53:23,306 --> 00:53:25,240 That means a woman with a fat donkey. 1250 00:53:25,242 --> 00:53:26,778 Oh, that's Bianca. 1251 00:53:33,117 --> 00:53:34,349 I don't know him. 1252 00:53:34,351 --> 00:53:35,920 I can see you. 1253 00:53:39,188 --> 00:53:40,222 (Guard) Nyet! 1254 00:53:40,224 --> 00:53:41,322 There is no touch! 1255 00:53:41,324 --> 00:53:42,324 I will not touch it. 1256 00:53:42,326 --> 00:53:44,860 He is like a vending machine full of STD. 1257 00:53:44,862 --> 00:53:46,095 How can you enter here? 1258 00:53:46,097 --> 00:53:48,996 Well, of course, I told them I was your younger sister who was much younger. 1259 00:53:48,998 --> 00:53:51,400 They are stupid, not blind. 1260 00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:53,834 However, where are you All Bianca del Rio? 1261 00:53:53,836 --> 00:53:56,371 This is not what I expected. 1262 00:53:56,373 --> 00:53:57,773 Don't you remember? 1263 00:53:57,775 --> 00:53:59,775 They take Bianca. He goes. 1264 00:53:59,777 --> 00:54:02,778 Everything you need is in the suitcase. 1265 00:54:02,780 --> 00:54:04,211 You are too worried. 1266 00:54:04,213 --> 00:54:06,748 This place is much better from our hotel, by the way. 1267 00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:08,316 At least here there is room service. 1268 00:54:08,318 --> 00:54:10,818 And what will you do if they send you to Siberia 1269 00:54:10,820 --> 00:54:13,156 and make you eat someone to stay alive? 1270 00:54:13,856 --> 00:54:15,257 Is she sexy? 1271 00:54:15,259 --> 00:54:16,293 Focus! 1272 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,193 How do you survive, Carly? 1273 00:54:18,195 --> 00:54:19,860 Well, I'll be much better if I'm not 1274 00:54:19,862 --> 00:54:21,862 trapped in a Russian prison, thank you. 1275 00:54:21,864 --> 00:54:24,032 We must defeat the queer! 1276 00:54:24,034 --> 00:54:25,967 You know how important that is. 1277 00:54:25,969 --> 00:54:27,735 What you think is Bianca. 1278 00:54:27,737 --> 00:54:29,170 You don't even care about what happened to me. 1279 00:54:29,172 --> 00:54:31,840 Maybe those who are gay are not too bad, Mama. 1280 00:54:31,842 --> 00:54:34,075 I mean when Jacklyn Smith tries to stab me, 1281 00:54:34,077 --> 00:54:36,077 Rex is the person who protects me - 1282 00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:37,945 more than you have ever done. 1283 00:54:37,947 --> 00:54:39,116 The fruit fly? 1284 00:54:40,117 --> 00:54:41,916 Yes. I thought you were wrong about them. 1285 00:54:41,918 --> 00:54:43,784 No You don't mean that. 1286 00:54:43,786 --> 00:54:45,420 That must be the Old Spice talk. 1287 00:54:45,422 --> 00:54:47,121 Listen. I don't want you to worry 1288 00:54:47,123 --> 00:54:48,456 but we are trying to work on plans 1289 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:49,858 to get you out of here. 1290 00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:51,025 I'm not worried. 1291 00:54:51,027 --> 00:54:53,195 I have made this prison my bitch. 1292 00:54:53,197 --> 00:54:55,197 All queens work for me now, 1293 00:54:55,199 --> 00:54:57,798 and the heat keeper give me three meals a day. 1294 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,367 He brings you food? 1295 00:54:59,369 --> 00:55:01,036 Not exactly. 1296 00:55:01,038 --> 00:55:03,804 Now, Bianca and I will get it the two of you get out of here together, 1297 00:55:03,806 --> 00:55:05,974 but I have my own plan. 1298 00:55:05,976 --> 00:55:07,508 Other plans, Mama? 1299 00:55:07,510 --> 00:55:09,411 Yes. Bianca thinks I will help her, 1300 00:55:09,413 --> 00:55:10,479 but after you are free, 1301 00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:13,315 I will expose for what he is, and no! 1302 00:55:13,317 --> 00:55:14,349 He leaves! 1303 00:55:14,351 --> 00:55:16,784 You will do it after he helped me out? 1304 00:55:16,786 --> 00:55:18,353 That's why we came here. 1305 00:55:18,355 --> 00:55:21,990 I will not leave Russia Bianca is locked forever. 1306 00:55:21,992 --> 00:55:23,191 [chuckles] 1307 00:55:23,193 --> 00:55:25,860 Listen. There must be other ways to enter here. 1308 00:55:25,862 --> 00:55:28,162 Do you think I can pass as one of the guards? 1309 00:55:28,164 --> 00:55:30,231 Hmm... Origami is more upright than you. 1310 00:55:30,233 --> 00:55:31,867 The only other choice is actually 1311 00:55:31,869 --> 00:55:33,934 is more suitable for you than for me. 1312 00:55:33,936 --> 00:55:36,170 Oh, you mean slut! 1313 00:55:36,172 --> 00:55:39,340 Yes. We have straight conversion therapy tomorrow. 1314 00:55:39,342 --> 00:55:42,846 I will have sex with a dirty Russian for science. 1315 00:55:44,081 --> 00:55:46,914 I can't wait for to hit the bastard. [giggling] 1316 00:55:46,916 --> 00:55:48,316 (Guard) No touch! 1317 00:55:48,318 --> 00:55:50,318 That's not what happened You said last night. 1318 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,318 Time is over. 1319 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,125 - See you later, Sis. - Goodbye. 1320 00:55:59,496 --> 00:56:02,363 This disguise barely makes us go to the door as a family. 1321 00:56:02,365 --> 00:56:04,099 Nobody will believe that we are prostitutes, 1322 00:56:04,101 --> 00:56:05,566 not even here in Russia. 1323 00:56:05,568 --> 00:56:07,235 We can't just like that leave Carly there. 1324 00:56:07,237 --> 00:56:09,003 Prison's doin ' bad things to him. 1325 00:56:09,005 --> 00:56:10,572 He is not strong like me. 1326 00:56:10,574 --> 00:56:13,074 I know. You can pull the train. [laughs] 1327 00:56:13,076 --> 00:56:14,909 Good. I despise you as much as you like, 1328 00:56:14,911 --> 00:56:16,378 but I have to get it my child is back. 1329 00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:18,246 Okay, alright. I will plan 1330 00:56:18,248 --> 00:56:21,316 to get Rex and your cruelty descendants from prison. 1331 00:56:21,318 --> 00:56:22,950 If you have the wig now, 1332 00:56:22,952 --> 00:56:24,385 I will seize it directly from your head. 1333 00:56:24,387 --> 00:56:25,987 Yes, that's it difference between us. 1334 00:56:25,989 --> 00:56:27,988 I just captured you have hair from the roots. 1335 00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:29,193 [chuckles] 1336 00:56:30,393 --> 00:56:32,362 - Yes hungry? - I can eat. 1337 00:56:34,364 --> 00:56:38,001 ΓÖ¬ 1338 00:56:45,409 --> 00:56:46,510 None. 1339 00:56:50,047 --> 00:56:53,882 That glue-sniffin doll will end in Siberia... 1340 00:56:53,884 --> 00:56:55,519 If Gorky doesn't eat it first. 1341 00:56:56,853 --> 00:56:59,089 Well, finally he's ready. 1342 00:57:14,237 --> 00:57:17,371 Oh look. It's me in a faggy tie. 1343 00:57:17,373 --> 00:57:19,974 Bianca del Rio, what are you doing here? 1344 00:57:19,976 --> 00:57:22,344 This is yours 'Come to the moment of Jesus, Richard, 1345 00:57:22,346 --> 00:57:25,146 but Jesus is busy, so you get me. 1346 00:57:25,148 --> 00:57:27,081 But how can I get Rex out of prison? 1347 00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:29,251 Rex can take care of himself. 1348 00:57:29,253 --> 00:57:30,952 You love him too much. 1349 00:57:30,954 --> 00:57:32,586 He is really an adult baby. 1350 00:57:32,588 --> 00:57:35,590 Whatever he can take, he stays his nose or in his mouth. 1351 00:57:35,592 --> 00:57:36,825 Or donkey. 1352 00:57:36,827 --> 00:57:39,327 Rex is very similar to wig glue, is more flexible than you think. 1353 00:57:39,329 --> 00:57:42,597 It has many uses if you put your mind to it. 1354 00:57:42,599 --> 00:57:45,166 But how can I get him out of the prison? 1355 00:57:45,168 --> 00:57:46,434 Find me. 1356 00:57:46,436 --> 00:57:49,970 Your path is a way out. 1357 00:57:49,972 --> 00:57:53,340 Eating Chinese food late at night is a big mistake. 1358 00:57:53,342 --> 00:57:55,476 Now I'm sleeping in a fortune cookie. 1359 00:57:55,478 --> 00:57:59,146 How are Rex like full automatic vending machines with STD? 1360 00:57:59,148 --> 00:58:02,284 ΓÇÿ Because when you put three quarters, you get one. 1361 00:58:02,286 --> 00:58:04,422 [groans] Get out of my mind. 1362 00:58:05,222 --> 00:58:08,459 [laughs, nonsense nonsense] 1363 00:58:10,460 --> 00:58:11,929 Dream. 1364 00:58:12,663 --> 00:58:13,931 [grunts] 1365 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,469 I come with me best insult while sleeping. 1366 00:58:19,969 --> 00:58:20,971 Wig glue. 1367 00:58:32,014 --> 00:58:33,516 [knock on the door] Dirt! 1368 00:58:35,485 --> 00:58:37,655 [tapping on] 1369 00:58:41,425 --> 00:58:43,427 [woman snorts, groans] 1370 00:58:44,527 --> 00:58:50,367 International overnight delivery for Richard Martinez, huh? 1371 00:58:53,135 --> 00:58:54,501 Um, what...? 1372 00:58:54,503 --> 00:58:55,672 Hey, hey! What...? 1373 00:59:02,579 --> 00:59:04,378 [speaking Russian], bitch! 1374 00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:06,149 [scream, laugh] 1375 00:59:06,650 --> 00:59:08,416 What does that mean? 1376 00:59:08,418 --> 00:59:11,086 I think that ΓÇ £ hallelooΓÇ ¥ is in Russian. 1377 00:59:11,088 --> 00:59:12,619 - Yes! - I have a better question. 1378 00:59:12,621 --> 00:59:14,322 what's the matter Do you do it in a box? 1379 00:59:14,324 --> 00:59:17,358 Dear, expensive flight costs and you know, 1380 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,494 some of us don't win ΓΓ £ RuPaul Drag Race. Ç ¥ 1381 00:59:19,496 --> 00:59:21,295 Ooh, the girls are full of hatred. You will see. 1382 00:59:21,297 --> 00:59:23,999 I do not watch reality television. 1383 00:59:24,001 --> 00:59:25,666 Well, it turns out it's episode ΓÇ £ FrontlineΓÇ ¥ 1384 00:59:25,668 --> 00:59:28,003 about human trafficking is much more informative 1385 00:59:28,005 --> 00:59:29,537 than I thought it was meant to be. 1386 00:59:29,539 --> 00:59:32,106 Well, I'm not sure if it's good or bad. 1387 00:59:32,108 --> 00:59:35,709 Whoa, honey, with me, that is always good because... 1388 00:59:35,711 --> 00:59:39,179 Say hello to my little friend. 1389 00:59:39,181 --> 00:59:40,648 [both scream, laugh] 1390 00:59:40,650 --> 00:59:42,316 I love you. 1391 00:59:42,318 --> 00:59:44,084 You're old bitch. 1392 00:59:44,086 --> 00:59:46,021 Old? Honey, you have to talk to the wig, 1393 00:59:46,023 --> 00:59:48,188 because you know there are at least ten years 1394 00:59:48,190 --> 00:59:49,557 between me and you. 1395 00:59:49,559 --> 00:59:50,825 Well, let me tell you this - 1396 00:59:50,827 --> 00:59:53,728 Rex will have ten years jail if we don't issue it, 1397 00:59:53,730 --> 00:59:57,097 but I think I have a plan. 1398 00:59:57,099 --> 00:59:58,566 Ohhh !!! 1399 00:59:58,568 --> 01:00:00,534 Do you have a plan to get me out of this box? 1400 01:00:00,536 --> 01:00:02,237 - Come on, girl. Just lean... - Bitch, I know. 1401 01:00:02,239 --> 01:00:03,604 Darling, overage fee for weight. 1402 01:00:03,606 --> 01:00:05,373 They tried to say me £ 150, bitch. 1403 01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:06,443 Ahhh! 1404 01:00:07,476 --> 01:00:12,315 ΓÖ¬ 1405 01:00:35,271 --> 01:00:37,338 Ooh! You look amazing! 1406 01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:40,474 Look, I told you... Bianca will fix everything. 1407 01:00:40,476 --> 01:00:43,545 Oh, girl, it's just drag, is not a cure for herpes. 1408 01:00:43,547 --> 01:00:45,380 No, baby, if you want medicine for herpes, 1409 01:00:45,382 --> 01:00:47,548 You leave Rex that isolation cell. 1410 01:00:47,550 --> 01:00:49,516 [both laugh] 1411 01:00:49,518 --> 01:00:53,454 You know, there is only one more thing we need... 1412 01:00:53,456 --> 01:00:54,692 Oh, Deborah! 1413 01:00:55,425 --> 01:00:57,791 Bianca del Rio... 1414 01:00:57,793 --> 01:00:59,860 when I live and breathe. 1415 01:00:59,862 --> 01:01:01,695 Yes, we will fix it later. 1416 01:01:01,697 --> 01:01:03,865 We have lots work to do... 1417 01:01:03,867 --> 01:01:05,236 to you. 1418 01:01:05,534 --> 01:01:06,636 [tasting lips] 1419 01:01:11,407 --> 01:01:15,278 ΓÖ¬ 1420 01:01:42,539 --> 01:01:44,905 I've waited a long time for this makeover. 1421 01:01:44,907 --> 01:01:46,441 How do I look? 1422 01:01:46,443 --> 01:01:48,342 Well, when I say I want to reset your face, 1423 01:01:48,344 --> 01:01:49,878 This is not what I have in mind. 1424 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,378 My legs kill me. 1425 01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:53,280 How do you fruit run on this heel? 1426 01:01:53,282 --> 01:01:55,219 Lifetime ill and suffer. 1427 01:01:55,684 --> 01:01:57,619 Hi. You must be Sacha. 1428 01:01:57,621 --> 01:01:58,820 I am Bianca del Rio. 1429 01:01:58,822 --> 01:02:01,289 [Russian accent] Are you a fancy slut? 1430 01:02:01,291 --> 01:02:04,391 I have no money, not for the short. 1431 01:02:04,393 --> 01:02:05,492 Uh, no. 1432 01:02:05,494 --> 01:02:07,628 We are actually here looking for my friend Mitya. 1433 01:02:07,630 --> 01:02:09,463 Dmitriy. He was here yesterday, 1434 01:02:09,465 --> 01:02:11,465 and I believe it is the potato. 1435 01:02:11,467 --> 01:02:12,700 Not here. 1436 01:02:12,702 --> 01:02:14,702 In government work. 1437 01:02:14,704 --> 01:02:17,871 Today, I watch potatoes! 1438 01:02:17,873 --> 01:02:19,440 What is the problem with potatoes? 1439 01:02:19,442 --> 01:02:20,807 There is a line for potatoes. 1440 01:02:20,809 --> 01:02:23,443 Hey, calm down, Potato Lady! 1441 01:02:23,445 --> 01:02:25,748 Um, Bianca is the germo. 1442 01:02:26,382 --> 01:02:28,215 Listen. We need chemicals. 1443 01:02:28,217 --> 01:02:29,617 This is a science week, isn't it? 1444 01:02:29,619 --> 01:02:30,818 There must be some places around here 1445 01:02:30,820 --> 01:02:34,655 we can buy or steal supplies to make chemical reactions. 1446 01:02:34,657 --> 01:02:36,891 If you need to work, me too, 1447 01:02:36,893 --> 01:02:39,394 how do you say, uh, pimp. 1448 01:02:39,396 --> 01:02:40,228 Oh 1449 01:02:40,230 --> 01:02:43,463 These girls are here, are not the best. 1450 01:02:43,465 --> 01:02:45,499 But the prison is not too picky. 1451 01:02:45,501 --> 01:02:46,434 [torn paper] 1452 01:02:46,436 --> 01:02:49,272 This place may have what you are looking for. 1453 01:02:50,206 --> 01:02:51,539 Thank you. 1454 01:02:51,541 --> 01:02:53,675 Come on friends. We have to shop. 1455 01:02:53,677 --> 01:02:55,742 We have some bullshit to blow up. 1456 01:02:55,744 --> 01:02:56,913 [chuckles] 1457 01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:06,420 Secret prisons are under the Kremlin. 1458 01:03:06,422 --> 01:03:08,555 We only see the visitor center in front, 1459 01:03:08,557 --> 01:03:10,525 which means prisoners are behind. 1460 01:03:10,527 --> 01:03:12,626 Okay, this is a crazy plan, even for you. 1461 01:03:12,628 --> 01:03:13,628 Oh, shut up. 1462 01:03:13,630 --> 01:03:15,630 Now you, you must do it give this 1463 01:03:15,632 --> 01:03:16,898 and wait for my signal. 1464 01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:19,601 I'm not sure if it's enough to put the Kremlin in orbit, 1465 01:03:19,603 --> 01:03:21,536 but that surely will break some walls. 1466 01:03:21,538 --> 01:03:22,537 Now, hold it now. 1467 01:03:22,539 --> 01:03:24,639 This won't happen go in my hand, right? 1468 01:03:24,641 --> 01:03:27,641 No! It's stable until you use a detonator. 1469 01:03:27,643 --> 01:03:29,245 Do you carry a detonator? 1470 01:03:29,579 --> 01:03:31,545 - It's in my wig. - Good. 1471 01:03:31,547 --> 01:03:32,546 Wait a minute. 1472 01:03:32,548 --> 01:03:35,383 So they should be hiring ya'll bitches 1473 01:03:35,385 --> 01:03:36,851 to seduce gays? 1474 01:03:36,853 --> 01:03:38,222 - Yes - Yes 1475 01:03:38,887 --> 01:03:39,923 Hmm 1476 01:03:40,322 --> 01:03:41,255 Well, what will you do 1477 01:03:41,257 --> 01:03:43,291 if they try to make you have sex with Rex? 1478 01:03:43,293 --> 01:03:46,628 I will actually bite cyanide capsules in my molar. 1479 01:03:46,630 --> 01:03:47,795 You guys, look. 1480 01:03:47,797 --> 01:03:49,329 We really like "Charlie's Angels" now. 1481 01:03:49,331 --> 01:03:50,865 Do-da-loo, do-da-loo, do-da-loo... 1482 01:03:50,867 --> 01:03:52,700 Hey... You are Bosley. 1483 01:03:52,702 --> 01:03:54,802 Oh my God. Here. Take this. 1484 01:03:54,804 --> 01:03:56,570 This is the rest of the ΓÇÿem. Get ΓÇÿem and leave. 1485 01:03:56,572 --> 01:03:58,208 Defeat, queen. Do your work! 1486 01:03:59,009 --> 01:04:00,041 Now listen, Debbie. 1487 01:04:00,043 --> 01:04:01,909 I know we haven't seen from eye to eye, 1488 01:04:01,911 --> 01:04:04,378 because I have seen dogs higher than you, 1489 01:04:04,380 --> 01:04:06,380 but you and I really need to work together 1490 01:04:06,382 --> 01:04:07,682 to realize this. 1491 01:04:07,684 --> 01:04:08,983 You can count on me, 1492 01:04:08,985 --> 01:04:11,318 and I don't just say I will work with you now 1493 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,287 so I can copy you later. 1494 01:04:13,289 --> 01:04:14,657 - What? - What? 1495 01:04:15,358 --> 01:04:18,796 ΓÖ¬ 1496 01:04:26,469 --> 01:04:28,271 - Tits up. - I try. 1497 01:04:29,072 --> 01:04:30,374 [knock on the door] 1498 01:04:31,307 --> 01:04:32,407 Da? 1499 01:04:32,409 --> 01:04:34,941 Hi. We are prostitutes here to fix homo. 1500 01:04:34,943 --> 01:04:37,744 Yes, we are here to cure all homosexuals. 1501 01:04:37,746 --> 01:04:40,250 Calm down. I got this, Mrs. Teresa. 1502 01:04:42,552 --> 01:04:46,753 [booing] We've done worse, but it's not much worse. 1503 01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:47,755 Enter inside. 1504 01:04:47,757 --> 01:04:49,960 Hmm... It doesn't matter if I do. 1505 01:04:50,994 --> 01:04:52,262 [sing-songy] I already told you. 1506 01:04:52,528 --> 01:04:53,594 Friend! 1507 01:04:53,596 --> 01:04:55,362 We have to go to jail. 1508 01:04:55,364 --> 01:04:58,066 I feel the presence I have not felt since... 1509 01:04:58,068 --> 01:05:00,501 the last time your hand was was in my ass. 1510 01:05:00,503 --> 01:05:01,472 Dropping it. 1511 01:05:02,539 --> 01:05:04,104 Don't mind rats. Mice don't mind you. 1512 01:05:04,106 --> 01:05:06,474 I really like what you are done with that place. 1513 01:05:06,476 --> 01:05:07,941 This is very boring. 1514 01:05:07,943 --> 01:05:11,045 That's radiation. We have a leaky pipe. Look at the steps. 1515 01:05:11,047 --> 01:05:13,014 [panting] Is that Plutonium? 1516 01:05:13,016 --> 01:05:15,583 Oh, that's Uranium-235. 1517 01:05:15,585 --> 01:05:17,117 - Very good. - Thank you. 1518 01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:18,885 Prisoners today think it's Gatorade. 1519 01:05:18,887 --> 01:05:20,021 Homo is stupid. 1520 01:05:20,023 --> 01:05:22,757 You are smarter than most prostitutes we get. 1521 01:05:22,759 --> 01:05:24,925 - OK. - But it's just as comfortable. 1522 01:05:24,927 --> 01:05:26,994 I'm sure you mean bad. 1523 01:05:26,996 --> 01:05:29,697 No, comfortable. My mother is a prostitute. 1524 01:05:29,699 --> 01:05:30,800 In you go. 1525 01:05:31,701 --> 01:05:34,735 - Uh... - Uh, so what should we do? 1526 01:05:34,737 --> 01:05:39,106 Fix homo and I pay you one potato each. 1527 01:05:39,108 --> 01:05:43,110 One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes... 1528 01:05:43,112 --> 01:05:44,414 Nyet! 1529 01:05:44,713 --> 01:05:46,113 He seems good. 1530 01:05:46,115 --> 01:05:47,483 [whining] 1531 01:05:49,952 --> 01:05:52,720 [Russian Accent] Just to get ready. 1532 01:05:52,722 --> 01:05:54,054 Then we start. 1533 01:05:54,056 --> 01:05:56,456 Now I've been to some curly shit, 1534 01:05:56,458 --> 01:05:58,861 but this is weird, even for me. 1535 01:05:59,762 --> 01:06:02,463 I can't wait to see the whore you choose for me, though. 1536 01:06:02,465 --> 01:06:04,367 I hope he's terrible. 1537 01:06:05,101 --> 01:06:07,168 Oh right. 1538 01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:09,070 I think there are will be more prostitutes. 1539 01:06:09,072 --> 01:06:10,405 I think that's just us. 1540 01:06:10,407 --> 01:06:11,440 How does it work? 1541 01:06:11,442 --> 01:06:13,173 Well, they caught it tied to that machine 1542 01:06:13,175 --> 01:06:15,478 to test their sexual response. 1543 01:06:16,079 --> 01:06:17,878 Are you not watching ÇÇ £ Masters of Sex? ΓÇ ¥ 1544 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:19,112 Premium cable? 1545 01:06:19,114 --> 01:06:21,449 I am a teacher, not a lottery winner. 1546 01:06:21,451 --> 01:06:23,150 There are lots of lotteries you don't win. 1547 01:06:23,152 --> 01:06:25,853 (Rex) When you are there... 1548 01:06:25,855 --> 01:06:27,088 [grunt] 1549 01:06:27,090 --> 01:06:28,588 Yes father! 1550 01:06:28,590 --> 01:06:29,990 (Rex) Oh... Oh, look at that. 1551 01:06:29,992 --> 01:06:31,858 Now listen. They will choose one of us, 1552 01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:33,094 hope you, 1553 01:06:33,096 --> 01:06:36,563 to go there and squeeze it to see if they can change it. 1554 01:06:36,565 --> 01:06:39,099 As soon as he makes an error, he gets out of here, free. 1555 01:06:39,101 --> 01:06:40,802 This doesn't make sense. 1556 01:06:40,804 --> 01:06:44,938 We are dragging secret Russian prison under the Kremlin 1557 01:06:44,940 --> 01:06:47,575 try to change this straight gay slut. 1558 01:06:47,577 --> 01:06:50,644 And it's not like you sailed here on a good ship Logic, 1559 01:06:50,646 --> 01:06:51,748 what is it? 1560 01:06:56,518 --> 01:06:58,721 Buy a woman to drink first. 1561 01:06:59,188 --> 01:07:01,521 I will take Old Spice. 1562 01:07:01,523 --> 01:07:03,624 - Neat. - We must test you. 1563 01:07:03,626 --> 01:07:05,193 Okay, which slut do you want? 1564 01:07:05,195 --> 01:07:07,728 Oh, it's like ΓÇ £ Sophie's Choice, ΓÇ ¥ 1565 01:07:07,730 --> 01:07:10,798 unless I want to be that child who goes to the gas room. 1566 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,066 Is that a choice? 1567 01:07:12,068 --> 01:07:13,601 I choose for you. 1568 01:07:13,603 --> 01:07:15,036 Now listen. I want to help Rex, 1569 01:07:15,038 --> 01:07:17,572 but if he chooses me, I don't know whether I can do this. 1570 01:07:17,574 --> 01:07:18,905 This will be me. 1571 01:07:18,907 --> 01:07:20,208 I'm much more beautiful than you. 1572 01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:23,110 You really don't get caught all this homosexuality, 1573 01:07:23,112 --> 01:07:24,679 yes, Debbie? 1574 01:07:24,681 --> 01:07:26,481 Stop calling me, Debbie! 1575 01:07:26,483 --> 01:07:27,815 Rex runs with difficulty. 1576 01:07:27,817 --> 01:07:29,150 What you have to do approach him. 1577 01:07:29,152 --> 01:07:31,755 He will appear again. You are a very lucky woman. 1578 01:07:32,255 --> 01:07:34,921 Good... Show me my hand. 1579 01:07:34,923 --> 01:07:36,691 Topnotch! Hands. 1580 01:07:36,693 --> 01:07:37,858 Good. Good. 1581 01:07:37,860 --> 01:07:39,860 There is no syphilis, but we use it too. 1582 01:07:39,862 --> 01:07:40,795 Come on. 1583 01:07:40,797 --> 01:07:42,963 You are a very old prostitute. You know what to do. 1584 01:07:42,965 --> 01:07:45,099 Here? Right now? In this lighting? 1585 01:07:45,101 --> 01:07:48,936 Make this a real strange man or you both die in Siberia. 1586 01:07:48,938 --> 01:07:51,171 I think I get potatoes. 1587 01:07:51,173 --> 01:07:53,974 Potatoes are for cover. 1588 01:07:53,976 --> 01:07:56,846 [sighs in] There must be another way. 1589 01:07:57,246 --> 01:07:59,012 Maybe Siberia isn't too bad. 1590 01:07:59,014 --> 01:08:00,648 It can. You know you want this. 1591 01:08:00,650 --> 01:08:02,617 You want this since the night we met. 1592 01:08:02,619 --> 01:08:04,784 I tripped you in the snow bank. 1593 01:08:04,786 --> 01:08:06,186 I think you are homeless. 1594 01:08:06,188 --> 01:08:08,021 Oh yes? Then why are you trying to kiss me, huh? 1595 01:08:08,023 --> 01:08:11,057 That's not a kiss. I give you mouth to mouth. 1596 01:08:11,059 --> 01:08:12,592 You don't breathe. 1597 01:08:12,594 --> 01:08:14,931 Well, I breathe now. 1598 01:08:15,931 --> 01:08:18,866 [panting, snorting] 1599 01:08:18,868 --> 01:08:20,601 If I vomit in my mouth, 1600 01:08:20,603 --> 01:08:22,702 it won't be good for one of us. 1601 01:08:22,704 --> 01:08:25,606 Speaking extra costs! There are no more potatoes. 1602 01:08:25,608 --> 01:08:27,744 Kiss! Kiss now! 1603 01:08:30,313 --> 01:08:31,879 Wait. Before we do this, 1604 01:08:31,881 --> 01:08:34,315 Richard, Richard, something I have to say. 1605 01:08:34,317 --> 01:08:35,450 What? 1606 01:08:35,452 --> 01:08:39,687 If Deborah is there wear my wig, I will kill you. 1607 01:08:39,689 --> 01:08:41,692 Not if this kills me first. 1608 01:08:46,662 --> 01:08:47,562 [choking] 1609 01:08:47,564 --> 01:08:49,263 There is no response. 1610 01:08:49,265 --> 01:08:50,263 Sorry. 1611 01:08:50,265 --> 01:08:53,668 I smell cabbage. Does anyone cook cabbage? 1612 01:08:53,670 --> 01:08:55,902 Listen. This isn't fun for me too. 1613 01:08:55,904 --> 01:08:59,839 Now focus, or I swear to God I will think of you as a Muppet! 1614 01:08:59,841 --> 01:09:02,209 Thank you for the dirty talk, but I don't think that will help. 1615 01:09:02,211 --> 01:09:05,178 Maybe if you tilt your head a little so I can see the guard. 1616 01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:06,981 There is no response. Come on. Again! 1617 01:09:06,983 --> 01:09:08,848 Again! Kiss. 1618 01:09:08,850 --> 01:09:11,184 I really hope there is cyanide in my molar. 1619 01:09:11,186 --> 01:09:12,922 Then both of us can die. 1620 01:09:14,690 --> 01:09:16,723 I mean, you know it's sin, 1621 01:09:16,725 --> 01:09:19,662 but you are not ready for how dirty. 1622 01:09:25,033 --> 01:09:27,968 Definitely boiled cabbage. 1623 01:09:27,970 --> 01:09:29,336 Maybe with some radishes? 1624 01:09:29,338 --> 01:09:30,870 Is anyone hungry? 1625 01:09:30,872 --> 01:09:32,675 - Nothing. - Sorry, I am late. 1626 01:09:35,278 --> 01:09:38,012 Rex, look. That is the person from the science week. 1627 01:09:38,014 --> 01:09:39,746 I don't think he was funny at that time 1628 01:09:39,748 --> 01:09:41,915 and I don't think it will help now. 1629 01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:43,683 Oh, I made adjustments. 1630 01:09:43,685 --> 01:09:45,855 To be honest, I think he is hotter as Katya. 1631 01:09:46,689 --> 01:09:48,022 Wait. What? 1632 01:09:48,024 --> 01:09:49,726 Nice to meet you. 1633 01:09:52,795 --> 01:09:54,294 How do you miss that? I will think 1634 01:09:54,296 --> 01:09:56,599 the feeling of your nerdy will feel tingling. 1635 01:09:57,667 --> 01:09:59,032 [whispering] You are a science teacher. 1636 01:09:59,034 --> 01:10:00,269 You know what to do. 1637 01:10:05,807 --> 01:10:06,944 Everything is fine now. 1638 01:10:07,644 --> 01:10:09,777 Listen. If you try to stick your tongue 1639 01:10:09,779 --> 01:10:12,315 in my throat again, You will taste my lunch. 1640 01:10:16,185 --> 01:10:17,154 [gags] 1641 01:10:23,192 --> 01:10:25,159 [panting] Success! 1642 01:10:25,161 --> 01:10:26,393 Yay! 1643 01:10:26,395 --> 01:10:27,727 Yay! 1644 01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:30,330 Oh yeah! Success! 1645 01:10:30,332 --> 01:10:34,168 Yay. Success! 1646 01:10:34,170 --> 01:10:35,838 Success! 1647 01:10:36,972 --> 01:10:39,342 Hey, bring him back to his cell. 1648 01:10:40,943 --> 01:10:43,947 Wait! I thought so was released as soon as they recovered! 1649 01:10:44,413 --> 01:10:47,348 Girl, please. Look at him. 1650 01:10:47,350 --> 01:10:49,316 He needs more care, 1651 01:10:49,318 --> 01:10:52,085 but at least you don't go to Siberia. 1652 01:10:52,087 --> 01:10:53,454 What about Carly? 1653 01:10:53,456 --> 01:10:55,790 Curly? Who is Curly? 1654 01:10:55,792 --> 01:10:57,825 Shut up, Debbie! 1655 01:10:57,827 --> 01:10:59,226 You have my child, Carly. 1656 01:10:59,228 --> 01:11:01,728 He is not one of these flamers. Let him go! 1657 01:11:01,730 --> 01:11:03,164 You look after Bianca. 1658 01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:04,964 Let me know how this is all played. 1659 01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:07,237 I have a man waiting for me. 1660 01:11:08,237 --> 01:11:09,306 [bang on the floor] 1661 01:11:11,039 --> 01:11:13,777 Oops. Baby makes a boom boom. 1662 01:11:18,914 --> 01:11:21,147 What happened here? 1663 01:11:21,149 --> 01:11:23,116 Mitya, what have you done? 1664 01:11:23,118 --> 01:11:25,719 This prostitute is the queen who lights up 1665 01:11:25,721 --> 01:11:27,987 and degenerate homosexuals. 1666 01:11:27,989 --> 01:11:29,924 I'm a real woman here, okay? 1667 01:11:29,926 --> 01:11:31,357 You can bring it. 1668 01:11:31,359 --> 01:11:33,994 Bianca del Rio is what you want. 1669 01:11:33,996 --> 01:11:36,296 You think that shoe kills you before; 1670 01:11:36,298 --> 01:11:38,264 wait until I get you. 1671 01:11:38,266 --> 01:11:40,768 Okay, that's it. Take care! 1672 01:11:40,770 --> 01:11:42,937 Bring gay to cell! 1673 01:11:42,939 --> 01:11:46,507 I live with Mitya and this prostitute until you come back! 1674 01:11:46,509 --> 01:11:49,143 Come on. Come on let's go. 1675 01:11:49,145 --> 01:11:50,376 Let's go. 1676 01:11:50,378 --> 01:11:52,746 This is amazing. Now both of us will rot 1677 01:11:52,748 --> 01:11:54,781 in this full of mice prison together. 1678 01:11:54,783 --> 01:11:56,282 You bring this to yourself, fag. 1679 01:11:56,284 --> 01:11:57,918 Oh yeah. They might will put us 1680 01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:59,085 in cells together with each other. 1681 01:11:59,087 --> 01:12:00,454 Don't you like that, Debbie? 1682 01:12:00,456 --> 01:12:04,761 Don't call me Debbie !!!! [screaming loudly] 1683 01:12:05,994 --> 01:12:08,329 Oh no. That voice. The mice. 1684 01:12:08,331 --> 01:12:10,263 (sing-songy) Deb-bie. Deb-bie. 1685 01:12:10,265 --> 01:12:12,866 Debbie, Debbie, Debbie. Bzzz! 1686 01:12:12,868 --> 01:12:15,936 Stop it! You stop it with your phagic bond, 1687 01:12:15,938 --> 01:12:18,772 your clown makeup, one of your evil ones, 1688 01:12:18,774 --> 01:12:20,875 and your wallet is full of bees! 1689 01:12:20,877 --> 01:12:24,945 You stop calling me Debbie !!!! 1690 01:12:24,947 --> 01:12:27,548 Oh no. What is the mating season! 1691 01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:29,286 Whoa! 1692 01:12:30,086 --> 01:12:31,852 [gun shot] 1693 01:12:31,854 --> 01:12:33,787 Little Debbie with her Holly Hobbie's dress. 1694 01:12:33,789 --> 01:12:35,458 Little Debbie with addiction to lip gloss. 1695 01:12:36,192 --> 01:12:37,892 You stop it! 1696 01:12:37,894 --> 01:12:39,860 They call me Little Debbie Snack Cake! 1697 01:12:39,862 --> 01:12:41,795 I am the shortest in school! 1698 01:12:41,797 --> 01:12:43,897 You are as cruel as them! 1699 01:12:43,899 --> 01:12:46,402 You stop teasing me! 1700 01:12:48,270 --> 01:12:50,271 [click the gun] 1701 01:12:50,273 --> 01:12:53,374 Oh no, no, no, no! 1702 01:12:53,376 --> 01:12:55,378 They come, they come. 1703 01:12:56,912 --> 01:12:58,180 Oh! 1704 01:12:59,815 --> 01:13:01,147 Oh no, they came. 1705 01:13:01,149 --> 01:13:03,987 They come to marry my face. 1706 01:13:04,921 --> 01:13:08,024 They- they marry my face! 1707 01:13:15,497 --> 01:13:16,964 You don't have a key? 1708 01:13:16,966 --> 01:13:18,531 Nyet. Maybe if I have a wig, 1709 01:13:18,533 --> 01:13:20,401 I can take bobby pins, but I don't have anything. 1710 01:13:20,403 --> 01:13:22,102 [gasp] Looks like we're next. 1711 01:13:22,104 --> 01:13:23,603 Well, you know, since Debbie is here 1712 01:13:23,605 --> 01:13:25,906 and his brother kidnapped me and left me dead in the forest, 1713 01:13:25,908 --> 01:13:27,273 I have never left home without this. 1714 01:13:27,275 --> 01:13:28,875 I don't have time for this! 1715 01:13:28,877 --> 01:13:30,277 I don't have time for you! 1716 01:13:30,279 --> 01:13:31,848 Alright! Let's go, 1717 01:13:36,551 --> 01:13:38,485 Detainees are kept below. 1718 01:13:38,487 --> 01:13:40,123 We have to hurry. 1719 01:13:43,158 --> 01:13:45,226 It works perfectly, Deborah. 1720 01:13:45,228 --> 01:13:46,427 Wait. What? 1721 01:13:46,429 --> 01:13:49,229 Your voice... It carries mice. 1722 01:13:49,231 --> 01:13:51,234 I already said we needed it to work together. 1723 01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:57,004 They must feed us immediately. 1724 01:13:57,006 --> 01:13:58,975 Gorky hungry. 1725 01:13:59,175 --> 01:14:01,177 What the hell ?! No, no! 1726 01:14:01,944 --> 01:14:03,380 See! They are here. 1727 01:14:05,448 --> 01:14:07,414 - Mama, is that you? - Carly! 1728 01:14:07,416 --> 01:14:10,317 Oh, I can't go My baby is here in prison. 1729 01:14:10,319 --> 01:14:13,053 Look, you guys, I will do it has come out in a short time. 1730 01:14:13,055 --> 01:14:15,522 You and Bianca work together 1731 01:14:15,524 --> 01:14:16,790 [whispers] Just to get you out of here. 1732 01:14:16,792 --> 01:14:19,460 Don't worry He will get what will happen to him. 1733 01:14:19,462 --> 01:14:22,396 Mama, don't you learn anything from all this? 1734 01:14:22,398 --> 01:14:25,366 Well, I learned I saw quite fierce like a blonde, 1735 01:14:25,368 --> 01:14:27,871 and do you know mice have mating season? 1736 01:14:29,604 --> 01:14:30,606 [both panting] 1737 01:14:31,407 --> 01:14:34,508 It's okay, kid. She is with me. 1738 01:14:34,510 --> 01:14:37,410 I told you I can take care of myself. 1739 01:14:37,412 --> 01:14:38,912 I hope you will tell me that 1740 01:14:38,914 --> 01:14:40,446 before I have to be friends with you. 1741 01:14:40,448 --> 01:14:41,483 Excuse me. 1742 01:14:46,322 --> 01:14:47,524 You are free to go. 1743 01:14:47,989 --> 01:14:49,291 [whispering] Stay below, keep calm. 1744 01:14:51,260 --> 01:14:52,929 Carly, you are free! 1745 01:14:53,529 --> 01:14:55,161 me. 1746 01:14:55,163 --> 01:14:57,630 Now, please help encourage Bianca here. 1747 01:14:57,632 --> 01:14:59,232 That's what we do here. 1748 01:14:59,234 --> 01:15:00,968 No, Mama. I can not. 1749 01:15:00,970 --> 01:15:03,336 - What? - You are right. I am free. 1750 01:15:03,338 --> 01:15:05,104 Finally free from you. 1751 01:15:05,106 --> 01:15:08,142 No! Carly! What are you doing? 1752 01:15:08,144 --> 01:15:10,076 This Flamers turns you against me? 1753 01:15:10,078 --> 01:15:12,079 They are just people the same as you and me, Mama, 1754 01:15:12,081 --> 01:15:13,379 trying to do the right thing. 1755 01:15:13,381 --> 01:15:15,249 But we never tried to do the right thing. 1756 01:15:15,251 --> 01:15:17,584 I mean all that hate - and for what? 1757 01:15:17,586 --> 01:15:20,120 You can't leave me here. 1758 01:15:20,122 --> 01:15:21,455 Sorry, Mama. 1759 01:15:21,457 --> 01:15:23,723 You say prison is made new woman from you... 1760 01:15:23,725 --> 01:15:26,328 Well, it makes new women come out of me too. 1761 01:15:27,595 --> 01:15:29,665 Noooo !!! 1762 01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:33,536 I will buy you Bianca. This is not over. 1763 01:15:34,103 --> 01:15:36,102 Looks like you are a cat. 1764 01:15:36,104 --> 01:15:39,373 You have to do it hold your own feet, bitch. 1765 01:15:39,375 --> 01:15:40,674 You haven't seen anything. 1766 01:15:40,676 --> 01:15:43,277 As soon as I get out of here, I will come for you, Bianca! 1767 01:15:43,279 --> 01:15:44,481 I will come for you! 1768 01:15:45,347 --> 01:15:46,513 Oh no. 1769 01:15:46,515 --> 01:15:48,014 This is where the horny rats are. 1770 01:15:48,016 --> 01:15:49,184 (Rat) Hey... 1771 01:15:51,153 --> 01:15:54,356 [shouts] Biancaaaa !!!! 1772 01:16:01,029 --> 01:16:02,364 This method. Let's go. 1773 01:16:03,198 --> 01:16:05,067 Thank you for everything. 1774 01:16:24,653 --> 01:16:27,187 I can't believe you will do that to Debora. 1775 01:16:27,189 --> 01:16:29,356 I mean, I won't even do it leave him in the prison cell. 1776 01:16:29,358 --> 01:16:32,061 Well, Rex already is okay but good to me. 1777 01:16:33,095 --> 01:16:35,161 I mean, it makes me ask 1778 01:16:35,163 --> 01:16:37,333 all this about what in the first place. 1779 01:16:38,333 --> 01:16:41,268 Maybe we are better together living side by side, 1780 01:16:41,270 --> 01:16:43,273 instead of tearing off _ dropping each other. 1781 01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:47,340 Bianca tells me about snakes that bite your breasts. 1782 01:16:47,342 --> 01:16:48,209 Yes. 1783 01:16:48,211 --> 01:16:50,244 I know a doctor who can make new ones, 1784 01:16:50,246 --> 01:16:51,211 cream like potatoes mash. 1785 01:16:51,213 --> 01:16:53,746 - Yes! - They will mash. 1786 01:16:53,748 --> 01:16:56,150 Maybe a little thick, but we do our best. 1787 01:16:56,152 --> 01:16:57,718 Good. 1788 01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,820 Tater tits... Yes. 1789 01:16:59,822 --> 01:17:01,291 Let's go! 1790 01:17:04,460 --> 01:17:06,128 I will never forget you. 1791 01:17:07,162 --> 01:17:09,231 Hey! Wait. 1792 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:14,334 Hi friends. Let's pop this stand pop. 1793 01:17:14,336 --> 01:17:16,169 - He doesn't come with us? - Who? 1794 01:17:16,171 --> 01:17:17,370 Your new girlfriend. 1795 01:17:17,372 --> 01:17:19,238 Oh, that's just a prison. 1796 01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:20,473 He knows that. 1797 01:17:20,475 --> 01:17:22,709 Besides that, I think my time behind bars 1798 01:17:22,711 --> 01:17:25,446 proves I don't need a man to protect me again. 1799 01:17:25,448 --> 01:17:27,380 What you need protect you is a bubble wrap. 1800 01:17:27,382 --> 01:17:29,849 I've been fine in New York since you left. 1801 01:17:29,851 --> 01:17:32,419 I don't need you to worry about me anymore, mother! 1802 01:17:32,421 --> 01:17:34,353 But I'm worried about you. 1803 01:17:34,355 --> 01:17:36,156 Why do you think that cocaine brick 1804 01:17:36,158 --> 01:17:37,424 in your bag will help? 1805 01:17:37,426 --> 01:17:39,425 Not that bag... Another bag. 1806 01:17:39,427 --> 01:17:42,562 There are two bags, like those under your eyes. 1807 01:17:42,564 --> 01:17:44,598 OK. You make me understand that. 1808 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:46,599 See! Is Svetlana Zlopasnost. 1809 01:17:46,601 --> 01:17:47,670 We run now! 1810 01:17:49,104 --> 01:17:51,405 worsening homosexuals run away! 1811 01:17:51,407 --> 01:17:52,742 Come get them! 1812 01:17:56,578 --> 01:17:59,448 [LOUD BOOM] 1813 01:18:01,649 --> 01:18:05,521 [explosion, boom] 1814 01:18:06,622 --> 01:18:07,754 Go! 1815 01:18:07,756 --> 01:18:09,492 Go, go, go, go, go! 1816 01:18:10,658 --> 01:18:12,492 Ah, sh...! 1817 01:18:12,494 --> 01:18:14,197 Come on let's come on. 1818 01:18:15,864 --> 01:18:18,764 Perfect time, as usual. 1819 01:18:18,766 --> 01:18:20,634 Girl, you know I support you. 1820 01:18:20,636 --> 01:18:23,202 It's not because no wants in front of you, but, uh... 1821 01:18:23,204 --> 01:18:24,338 [shouts] 1822 01:18:24,340 --> 01:18:25,472 Oh! 1823 01:18:25,474 --> 01:18:28,342 So that's finally from Svetlana Zlopasnost. 1824 01:18:28,344 --> 01:18:31,544 Who will host next season from £Ç £ Homo Hunters? ΓÇ ¥ 1825 01:18:31,546 --> 01:18:33,213 That's a good show. 1826 01:18:33,215 --> 01:18:34,481 DIVING THE WORLD. 1827 01:18:34,483 --> 01:18:36,549 Thank you for everything your help, Mitya. 1828 01:18:36,551 --> 01:18:40,620 Sorry, we made your club invaded and we blew up your work. 1829 01:18:40,622 --> 01:18:43,557 But maybe this means that you can come to America now. 1830 01:18:43,559 --> 01:18:45,726 I- if you want, I... 1831 01:18:45,728 --> 01:18:47,727 Well, I will like it very much. 1832 01:18:47,729 --> 01:18:48,928 Tempting. 1833 01:18:48,930 --> 01:18:50,630 I want to know you better. 1834 01:18:50,632 --> 01:18:52,532 But there are still many that are successful must be done. 1835 01:18:52,534 --> 01:18:55,936 Texas You have given me hope that if we stay and struggle, 1836 01:18:55,938 --> 01:18:57,803 we can have Texas too. 1837 01:18:57,805 --> 01:19:01,541 Oh, that's the saddest thing... 1838 01:19:01,543 --> 01:19:03,910 and the stupidest thing I think I've heard it. 1839 01:19:03,912 --> 01:19:04,878 [chuckles] 1840 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:06,446 I understand. 1841 01:19:06,448 --> 01:19:08,682 You have to stay and make it a bad situation is better. 1842 01:19:08,684 --> 01:19:09,950 I mean, that's the reason 1843 01:19:09,952 --> 01:19:11,951 why did I move to Texas in the first place... 1844 01:19:11,953 --> 01:19:13,954 and the reason why am I back. 1845 01:19:13,956 --> 01:19:16,490 Not only children who need education. 1846 01:19:16,492 --> 01:19:19,860 We have made some progress, but there is still more to be done. 1847 01:19:19,862 --> 01:19:20,995 True. 1848 01:19:20,997 --> 01:19:23,597 I will help. I mean, if you queue can change my mind, 1849 01:19:23,599 --> 01:19:25,168 anyone can change. 1850 01:19:29,738 --> 01:19:30,670 Oh, eat it. 1851 01:19:30,672 --> 01:19:33,674 Come on. Not anyone will eat it, huh? 1852 01:19:33,676 --> 01:19:35,378 [all groaning] 1853 01:19:45,688 --> 01:19:48,354 It's been three months since now we moved to homo house, 1854 01:19:48,356 --> 01:19:49,889 and amazing! 1855 01:19:49,891 --> 01:19:51,724 Sometimes I miss the wind 1856 01:19:51,726 --> 01:19:53,727 passing cracks on the wall, but... 1857 01:19:53,729 --> 01:19:56,763 And now we have central heat. 1858 01:19:56,765 --> 01:19:58,865 When I build fire in the middle of the room. 1859 01:19:58,867 --> 01:20:01,802 Basement in-in-in-in I have a swing. 1860 01:20:01,804 --> 01:20:03,603 Oh, basement. What is a treat! 1861 01:20:03,605 --> 01:20:06,572 It's kind of a funny swing in the basement closet. 1862 01:20:06,574 --> 01:20:08,741 Not too much with Weee! 1863 01:20:08,743 --> 01:20:10,509 Sometimes I climb into a swing. 1864 01:20:10,511 --> 01:20:11,644 I hear groans. 1865 01:20:11,646 --> 01:20:15,382 I think homo haunted houses, but that is only my Boris. 1866 01:20:15,384 --> 01:20:16,519 [chuckles] Da! 1867 01:20:17,619 --> 01:20:18,621 I like it. 1868 01:20:19,654 --> 01:20:22,791 [chatting, the cheers of the audience] 1869 01:20:23,391 --> 01:20:24,724 (Reporter) On International news, 1870 01:20:24,726 --> 01:20:26,526 Russia continues to insist 1871 01:20:26,528 --> 01:20:29,662 they don't run the secret gay prison under the Kremlin, 1872 01:20:29,664 --> 01:20:32,933 and the explosion last month in downtown Moscow 1873 01:20:32,935 --> 01:20:35,468 only a gas leak. 1874 01:20:35,470 --> 01:20:38,472 But that word dozens of gays people have been arrested 1875 01:20:38,474 --> 01:20:41,842 and jailed in Russia has sparked anger and protest 1876 01:20:41,844 --> 01:20:43,177 around the world. 1877 01:20:43,179 --> 01:20:46,446 Personally, I support gay the right to wear this outfit 1878 01:20:46,448 --> 01:20:48,949 Roger tells me I look great... 1879 01:20:48,951 --> 01:20:51,951 but I'm pretty sure he is fair wears me as Barb 1880 01:20:51,953 --> 01:20:53,754 from £ £ Stranger Things. Ç ¥ 1881 01:20:53,756 --> 01:20:56,423 Yes. Justice for Barb. 1882 01:20:56,425 --> 01:20:58,561 That is what is meant. 1883 01:20:59,528 --> 01:21:02,696 NEWS: This turns off and it can be in your wallet now. 1884 01:21:02,698 --> 01:21:04,298 What is that? 1885 01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:05,969 You will know in the next hour. 1886 01:21:13,475 --> 01:21:14,840 Rex, no. 1887 01:21:14,842 --> 01:21:16,009 Rex, no! Rex! 1888 01:21:16,011 --> 01:21:17,943 If you don't bring your butt... 1889 01:21:17,945 --> 01:21:19,282 Wooo! Rex! 1890 01:21:29,692 --> 01:21:30,859 [telephone ring] 1891 01:21:33,761 --> 01:21:35,465 [no sound] 1892 01:21:48,844 --> 01:21:49,878 Ow! 1893 01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:51,512 Marker. 1894 01:21:51,514 --> 01:21:52,812 Get it from my face. I am trying to appear. 1895 01:21:52,814 --> 01:21:54,947 I feel like a damn roach. 1896 01:21:54,949 --> 01:21:57,019 Here, like, I'm a crab? 1897 01:21:58,720 --> 01:21:59,788 [tasting lips] 1898 01:22:02,725 --> 01:22:03,559 Mother [BIP]! 1899 01:22:04,393 --> 01:22:06,496 [chuckles] You can't do this to me. 1900 01:22:06,962 --> 01:22:08,628 I speak with a stick. 1901 01:22:08,630 --> 01:22:10,863 How will you get Bianca to go to Russia? 1902 01:22:10,865 --> 01:22:12,566 Oh, easy. 1903 01:22:12,568 --> 01:22:13,834 [laughs] 1904 01:22:13,836 --> 01:22:16,902 I sent him a letter saying ' he won a teaching award, right? 1905 01:22:16,904 --> 01:22:19,138 Only he must go to Russia to get it. 1906 01:22:19,140 --> 01:22:20,876 [both laugh] 1907 01:22:21,609 --> 01:22:22,878 Good. Get, Dratch. 1908 01:22:23,945 --> 01:22:26,612 [laughs] You bastard. 1909 01:22:26,614 --> 01:22:28,682 He just made me kiss. It's really a jerk. 1910 01:22:28,684 --> 01:22:32,451 You are found to be a gay man in the asshole of the teacher making love. 1911 01:22:32,453 --> 01:22:33,387 Sorry. 1912 01:22:33,389 --> 01:22:34,787 That's him there in the bathroom. 1913 01:22:34,789 --> 01:22:38,094 Oh, I want to fuck you. [laughs] 1914 01:22:38,894 --> 01:22:41,093 Good. ΓÇÿ Because you know what? 1915 01:22:41,095 --> 01:22:44,032 You will speak Spanish into my shell hole tonight, baby. 1916 01:22:45,734 --> 01:22:47,337 Ahhh !!! 1917 01:22:47,569 --> 01:22:49,605 Damn you, Debbie! 1918 01:22:50,671 --> 01:22:51,772 I will do this. 1919 01:22:51,774 --> 01:22:53,943 Explosion. Ah. 1920 01:22:55,144 --> 01:22:57,777 Lock him! Email! 1921 01:22:57,779 --> 01:22:59,581 [laughs] 1922 01:23:03,018 --> 01:23:04,451 Oh, God, it's there, right? 1923 01:23:04,453 --> 01:23:06,919 That looks at me. No. Okay. 1924 01:23:06,921 --> 01:23:08,621 Oh my God. I heard it click. 1925 01:23:08,623 --> 01:23:09,955 Good. [gasps] Jesus. 1926 01:23:09,957 --> 01:23:11,491 Good. [chuckles] 1927 01:23:11,493 --> 01:23:12,862 This can be our big breakthrough. 1928 01:23:14,529 --> 01:23:15,630 [panting, shouting] 1929 01:23:18,132 --> 01:23:20,834 It's four o'clock in the morning and you're in an old police station. 1930 01:23:20,836 --> 01:23:23,405 I- This improves. Getting better. 1931 01:23:24,872 --> 01:23:27,174 Oh, you don't like gay? or clown? 1932 01:23:27,176 --> 01:23:28,708 Shut up. 1933 01:23:28,710 --> 01:23:30,843 Well, I think I found Natalee Holloway. 1934 01:23:30,845 --> 01:23:35,417 Oh no. That Rachel Dolezal disguised as... [grunts] 1935 01:23:36,452 --> 01:23:37,717 Sorry. 1936 01:23:37,719 --> 01:23:39,753 This whore is the drag flamin queen 1937 01:23:39,755 --> 01:23:42,458 and degenerate homosexuals! 1938 01:23:43,859 --> 01:23:45,592 [laughter] 1939 01:23:45,594 --> 01:23:47,029 Yes and yes. 1940 01:23:47,496 --> 01:23:48,961 This courtesan... 1941 01:23:48,963 --> 01:23:49,998 [all laughs] 1942 01:23:51,733 --> 01:23:53,569 Have special rates. 1943 01:23:56,104 --> 01:23:57,440 OK, let's restart. 1944 01:24:00,042 --> 01:24:01,611 - Line? - This is belching. 1945 01:24:02,877 --> 01:24:04,179 Okay sorry. It sucked. 1946 01:24:07,615 --> 01:24:08,714 Come on. 1947 01:24:08,716 --> 01:24:10,552 Secret police are everywhere. We must be careful. 1948 01:24:14,189 --> 01:24:16,723 The old skin, dear, they must be really good. 1949 01:24:16,725 --> 01:24:17,693 Love you, pussy. 1950 01:24:18,627 --> 01:24:21,130 It's still prettier from your bastard. 1951 01:24:22,163 --> 01:24:24,164 I sent it... [giggling] 1952 01:24:24,166 --> 01:24:26,702 I sent him a letter saying... [giggling] 1953 01:24:30,872 --> 01:24:32,974 - Oh, don't look at me. - I do not see you. 1954 01:24:33,774 --> 01:24:34,875 Let me do this correctly. 1955 01:24:34,877 --> 01:24:37,777 They will hire ya'll 1956 01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:40,213 prostitutes to get there and seduce gays? 1957 01:24:40,215 --> 01:24:41,580 [laughs] 1958 01:24:41,582 --> 01:24:42,949 Oh wait. Let me do this correctly. 1959 01:24:42,951 --> 01:24:45,951 So they will do it hire a prostitute ya'll... 1960 01:24:45,953 --> 01:24:47,923 [laughs] 1961 01:24:48,219 --> 01:24:49,289 Del Motto... 1962 01:24:49,291 --> 01:24:52,025 Oop, oh, he locked it up. 1963 01:24:52,027 --> 01:24:53,960 Sorry, I'm just... 1964 01:24:53,962 --> 01:24:55,928 Katya destroys the entire film. 1965 01:24:55,930 --> 01:24:58,533 Hey, yes, we are in Russia. Its over there. 1966 01:25:01,636 --> 01:25:02,568 And cut. 1967 01:25:02,570 --> 01:25:04,236 - Real. - This is a wound. 1968 01:25:04,238 --> 01:25:05,574 - Good work. - Good job. 1969 01:25:05,576 --> 01:25:10,576 WWW.MARKASJUDI.ID Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agent