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And the wrong way to be single.

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And then there is this man.

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Good morning.

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Hi. Do you want me to be your "Handjob"?

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We are all embarrassed to admit that we are single.

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and try to pretend that we are not single.

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We need you in Room 3.

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We should always be cheerful.

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and happy.

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What?

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But why should we be ashamed?

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We can live freely,
marry later affairs.

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and always go to parties.

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before us,
really end it.

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So why do we have to have a partner?

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Where do you want to go?

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Oh, I don't want to go home.

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Will not.

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Damn!

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Gosh.
Oh, my God!

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This is it.
Oh, God, oh, God.

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I've covered you.
Everything is fine.

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How can I be wrong...

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I'm Josh.

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I'm Alice.

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This story is not about relationships.

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It's about the story of everyone.

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when possible, maybe,
our lives are going on.

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This is not broken. understand?

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We only split temporarily.

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temporary.
Like,... like breaking up.

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Bullshit!

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Josh, I'm used to being alone.

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I leave my parents.

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Then stay in a dormitory,
and live with you.

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But we are happy, right, Alice?

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Really? /
Yes.

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Or are we bored?

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I'm not bored.
I am happy.

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I say that I will
do many things all the time.

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and I never did it.

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Like, I will learn to cook,
or martial arts course.

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or I will climb the Grand Canyon.

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and I never did it.

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That's not my fault.

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You say that your shoes,
make your feet hurt.

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Look, if we really want it to last long.

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I have to know who
myself.

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and I don't want to spend my life
by wondering "What's the point of all this?" / That's stupid.

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When you walk out of here.

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You will realize
how important I am.

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and how good I am.

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and you will really need me.

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and you will start following me.

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Sad isn't it?

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This is the best for both of us. /
Yes.

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We need to know how it feels
to be single, at least once.

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Do you fuck
with one of my friends?

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Or do something
that makes me hate you.

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Someday this will be useful.

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Oh my God.

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I will miss your breasts.

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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

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Is it successful here?

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Yes! Yes.

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Right here, good. Nice.

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No, no, no.

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Yeah, yeah, good!

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Yes. Yes, yes, good. Oh!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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What are you doing here?

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I cook breakfast for you!

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No, no need.
I don't want breakfast.

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Really? /
Get out!

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You're in my apartment!

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Put it.

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This is not my apartment.

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Sorry.

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I might be a little jazzed.

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Oh

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I might have to,
delete my fingerprint.

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Last night you were great.

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Really? /
I don't remember.

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Okay, let's do it.

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What if I urinate?

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I don't want to see it. /
Oh, my God.

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Do it naturally.

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Women have done this,
over thousands of years, understand?

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Have you done this often?

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Well, I've done it about 3,000 times.

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Don't you want to have a baby?

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You know no?

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I just feel that...

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Who doesn't let you pursue your dreams.

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after you have children.

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And I don't want to be like...

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I want to eliminate my dreams.

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To be a mother,
who takes care of a small baby.

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Plus, your body also becomes stretchy.

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and you don't have time to exercise.

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and time to sleep, right?

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Oh no, baby!
No no no no no no. You can!

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No, I don't want to.
My body will stretch.

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My body is stretchy.
That has happened.

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And my vagina is so loose!

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Let's push! Push.

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Yay!

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What is dirt or baby?

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This is not a baby.

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Robin? This is Alice,
your new partner.

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Please, bring him to work.

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Yes, okay.

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Thank you.

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Hi, I'm Alice.

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Hi. Nice to meet you.

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Yes. Oh, sorry, my hands are a little oily.

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Good. OK.

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Welcome to the law firm
that belongs to several people.

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Some other people,
and some Jews.

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I'm just kidding.
They are all Jews.

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I'm happy to be here.

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This is actually one, my primary choice.

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Toilet there,
That's good.

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To do personal things.

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But whatever you do,
don't do anything in the photocopy room.

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First, it will be a cliché.

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Second, there is a security camera.

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Oh, now I don't have a relationship with anyone.

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because I just...

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Uh, yeah, I know what you mean.

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It records everything.

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Unless you want your sex tape to leak,
is part of your plan here.

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I suggest you relate in...

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You will never know our secrets.

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You will never know!

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Whoo!

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Sorry.
That is none of your business.

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Because you here are my business.

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Look, I just moved upstairs,
and Wi-Fiku sucks.

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So, even though I have to listen to
every drunk bastard

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stumbling out of here at 5:00 a.m.,

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at least I will use free Internet.

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Wow. Okay, hi. Um...

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I'm Tom. And... Hey.

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If you want to use my free Wi-Fi.

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at least you help me.

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and don't write like...

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"I want to wake up with my best friend."

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Unless you want my chest to wrinkle.

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Then maybe we can be good friends,

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it will be awesome.

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Look, I spent half a year ago
created an algorithm.

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Making a dating application for
find the best candidates.

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and download it to Excel.

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So, I know what I'm looking for.

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Yes, that's not strange.

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What are you doing online?

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I mean, you're a beautiful girl.

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And here in New York City.

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There are millions of people out there.

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Yes, but how many
meet criteria?

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Here? Okay, there are eight million people in this city.

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That sounds a lot, right?

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Indeed.

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But half the women.

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Even though I tried hard in college,

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I can't find it.

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How hard are you trying it? /
Look first.

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Good.

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So, four million people.

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Then you must have an age limit.

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Say more than 20. /
In accordance with the law.

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Under 40. /
But still sexy.

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Now, this is only one million.

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Right. We are talking about one million people.

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But half of them are married.

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10 percent are gay.

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I want someone who is a college graduate.

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Not too bad.

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So...

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This is your girlfriend.

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I hope so.

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He must be taller than me.

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And he must like children.

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So, yes, I did it on 10 different dating sites.

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Dating site to increase my chances.

195
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So what are you saying?

196
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You allow me to consider this bar
like my own living room.

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and I will not call the police,
Because every night is always noisy.

198
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Good. Very good.
Is this the woman?

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Hmm.

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Thank you.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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See you later.

203
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Stupid Basics.

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Um, have a nice night.

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Wait. What?
Where do you want to go?

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I want to go home.

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What?

208
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I don't want you to say that again.

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Ugh!

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Now you're single, understand?
You can't go home!

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You don't even have to have a home.

212
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All you have to have is just 500 square feet.

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To store clothes and
occasional baths.

214
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Well, technically,
I'm not, like, single.

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We only "rest" temporarily.

216
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Uh, there is no such thing
The term "rest," Season-3 Ross.

217
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No, we are indeed resting.

218
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We just split up temporarily.

219
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to ensure that
we really want to be together.

220
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Oh, so you're doing
some kind of sexual rumspring?

221
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No. /
Why didn't you say it?

222
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You can tell me that!

223
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This is my first day at work.

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Rumspringa!

225
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What? No!
Where are we going?

226
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Ask me rum and Coke,
if you feel unsuccessful.

227
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go away!

228
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you wrote on your profile,
you're a big dreamer.

229
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You know, come on.

230
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No, no, I think I want
what everyone wants.

231
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Removes several types of women.

232
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So what is your type of woman?

233
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Ordinary normal.

234
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Wrigley Field.

235
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Dolphin coach. /
Oh, my God.

236
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Oh my God. I like dolphins.

237
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I like it since I was a child.

238
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Wow, no, no.
You know, that's normal.

239
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already checked, you know?

240
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Mmm-hmm.
Carl is handsome.

241
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Sanchez is bad. Yes, that...

242
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Golden Shower. That one, Oh.

243
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I accidentally chose it.

244
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Thank you, prom.

245
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So this is not a career goal or a purpose in life.

246
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This is something more sexual.

247
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Have you ever heard
about Whack-a-Mole?

248
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Rum and Coke.

249
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Rum and Coke? Is it true?

250
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I don't think you want to do it.

251
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Rum and Coke with me on the first date.

252
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Um, rum and Coke? /
I have to find a hamster alive.

253
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,190
So, I think I can
trap road mice.

254
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I mean, we are in New York.

255
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Rum and Coke! /
I have to go shave my legs.

256
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Just drink water!

257
00:11:58,660 --> 00:11:59,890
Oh Good.

258
00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,950
Yo.

259
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,200
Go to my room.

260
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,630
Thank you.

261
00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:07,830
We have arrived.

262
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:11,270
Come on, I teach you how to be single.

263
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Okay, first lesson.
Go buy a drink.

264
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Good.

265
00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:17,940
That is just a trick.

266
00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:20,740
You don't have to buy drinks.
men who will buy drinks.

267
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,110
That's how they are for acquaintances.

268
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,080
So, they don't have to pay you
to get in touch.

269
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,750
So, buy a drink.

270
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:29,620
Good.

271
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:31,120
No... don't use a wallet.

272
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,750
Good. / here it is.

273
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,080
Now which of you
is buying oil?

274
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,290
Do you know how much it costs.

275
00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:37,190
Hey, how are you all?

276
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,850
I don't know why
I said "you guys."

277
00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:41,820
"All of you" should
take as much time as possible.

278
00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,320
And I'm not even from the South.

279
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,260
I'm from Portland.

280
00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:48,560
South of Canada.

281
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,830
Are you Canadian?

282
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:52,230
I just did it again,
I'm wrong again.

283
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,870
My system is mistaken.

284
00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,900
You might misread your information.

285
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,200
I bet that the man
tells you who he really is.

286
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,500
You just don't want to hear it.

287
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,200
I tell the truth
with women always.

288
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,810
They listen, what they want to hear.

289
00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:05,670
Sounds like nonsense.

290
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:08,580
I'm not kidding.
Look at this.

291
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,940
Hey, baby.
Hey.

292
00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:11,580
Hi.

293
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:14,050
Hey, uh, you know we sleep together
just for fun, right?

294
00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:16,480
Because I am not interested
with a long term relationship.

295
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,350
so I thought I would start
see other people.

296
00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:19,980
and I think you have to move too.

297
00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:22,590
Because I care about you,

298
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:24,590
and I don't want
to see you hurt.

299
00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:28,090
Oh, I care about you too.

300
00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:30,860
Yes.

301
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,460
Wow.

302
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:38,200
You are well dressed.
From the funeral?

303
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,500
Gosh.
See you later.

304
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,930
This doesn't stop.

305
00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,170
This is stupid.
Looks like I have to go home.

306
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,270
It's better. /
No, are you kidding me?

307
00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:45,740
You have a small window...

308
00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,800
To see the way
you've traveled in New York City.

309
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,940
No, Josh and I didn't break up until I could see someone else.

310
00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:53,240
I try to find out who I am.

311
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,240
Then why don't you take this,

312
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,010
go home and watch beavemu?

313
00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:00,380
Look, I'm just
will choose for you. yes?

314
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,380
Um... I know.

315
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,190
I want to see your tongue.

316
00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,320
on the face of the bartender.

317
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,620
What?

318
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,150
Don't worry, I know him.

319
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,720
He is like an expert.
She's an expert in sex.

320
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,860
That person?

321
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,590
Yes. I've heard
she's great on the bed.

322
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,260
From myself,
because I might have slept with him.

323
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:16,490
I don't remember.

324
00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:18,000
Maybe, uh... it's winter.

325
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,730
Maybe, I only use his penis,
as a scarf. Let's go there.

326
00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:21,800
What?

327
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,170
Hey, Tom.

328
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:24,800
This is Alice.

329
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,800
He is single and needs
to deal with any stranger.

330
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,140
Let me buy a drink.
Take it.

331
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:31,540
Thank you. /
Eh, thank you.

332
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:34,410
Let me pay for it.

333
00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:36,740
Welcome to the party.

334
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:39,010
Cheers!

335
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,850
Whoo!

336
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,880
Come on! Yes! Ha!

337
00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:57,860
Hi! / Yes!

338
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,710
Hey. / Hi.

339
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,410
Whoa! Whoa!

340
00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:22,410
He just hit on your face!

341
00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:25,810
Oh! Rumspringa!

342
00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:38,090
Wake up!

343
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,360
No.

344
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:45,160
No, Meg! Ow!

345
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,670
Gosh.

346
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:50,130
Wake up! get up !

347
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,000
Doctor?

348
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,150
Do I have sex with a doctor?
Do we have sex?

349
00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,670
No.

350
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,610
No, we don't have sex.

351
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,670
I don't sleep with anyone?

352
00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:02,610
No, I don't think so.

353
00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:04,080
Why does it smell like grass here?

354
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,010
You have that...

355
00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:08,050
What? / It's in your hair.

356
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,720
There.

357
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,920
What? I...

358
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,290
No, I have long eyelashes.

359
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:17,120
That is...
It is sticky in your hair.

360
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,720
Oh

361
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,920
Yay! Free coffee!

362
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:26,500
Uh, take two Tylenols, and don't forget breakfast.

363
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,830
I love you.

364
00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:30,630
I love you too.

365
00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:35,100
Your roommate is pretty cool.

366
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:37,640
Oh, he's my brother.

367
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,500
Really?

368
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:43,580
Uh, so I thought your brother would be angry,
Because I threw away the water there.

369
00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:44,910
That's a Zen garden.

370
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,710
cats have a Zen garden?

371
00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,640
Not a cat.

372
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,880
Where am I?

373
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,910
I know I have sex
in this apartment!

374
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,380
Oh yeah. What is wrong?

375
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,720
Okay, where are we?

376
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,790
A, Broadway and 77. A...

377
00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:01,520
We have to work another 30 minutes.

378
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,720
So, we have to be fast.

379
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,660
Take it easy,
I've done this a lot.

380
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:05,890
Wait, do what? /
Let's go.

381
00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:09,010
Wait, do what? /
Manage my time!

382
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,590
First step.

383
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,530
This is for babies.

384
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:16,830
That doesn't matter.

385
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,130
Baba, are we good?

386
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,370
Payment received.
Let's go.

387
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:52,520
Hi!

388
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,990
Yes, hey. I'm really interested.

389
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,760
to buy a lot of your products,
but first,

390
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,560
I need you to put it on my face,

391
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,330
in a good way, free.

392
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,100
I need a full face,
with the "Wow."

393
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,540
Mimosa, give me orange juice.

394
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:13,440
Here. Come on. Give it.

395
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:25,980
Success.

396
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,850
You are three-and-a-half hours late.

397
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:31,320
Yay! Time for lunch!

398
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,390
And don't worry about your weight.

399
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:35,320
This will be normal again, after you
stop breastfeeding your baby.

400
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,220
"Katie."
That's the name.

401
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,290
OK.

402
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,920
Oh no.
I have to pee.

403
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,720
The last few days I used to urinate.

404
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,830
You can take care... /
No, no, no, no, no.

405
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,960
I can't look after a baby.

406
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,130
Hello. How are you today?

407
00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:52,600
Your mother will be back soon.

408
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:56,470
What, um, "Katie" stands for "Katherine"?

409
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,700
Look, people will see this.

410
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,640
what you just did
and think about when you smile.

411
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,110
But, because I'm a doctor,

412
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:05,110
I know that it's possible...

413
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:09,310
Only your tricks.

414
00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:10,810
You know no?

415
00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:12,750
You're not funny,

416
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,880
and I'm not interested.

417
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:19,580
So, you will continue to love it,
but I'm not interested

418
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,020
Shut up, honey.

419
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,790
And, you know no?
Don't touch it,

420
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,590
because it's not healthy.

421
00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,060
Yes.

422
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:31,160
The germs can interfere,
like small microbes.

423
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:35,800
that goes into your mouth,
and will make you sick.

424
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,900
So don't eat your shoes.

425
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,440
You won't miss.
No, it will work.

426
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,770
Why did you put
everything in your mouth?

427
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:51,440
Hello. Hi.

428
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,790
And so we know,

429
00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:04,420
There are many people in this world.

430
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,920
that requires things like you
in their lives,

431
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,560
To make his life perfect.

432
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:14,460
I'm not one of them.
No, I'm fine.

433
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:30,170
OK. You win.

434
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,020
If Tom texted you, don't reply,
because it's still noon,

435
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,790
Wait four more hours to reply.

436
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,960
I don't even think about it.

437
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,220
Don't lie!

438
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,690
You need it
and you need it.

439
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:50,760
and unable to avoid that.

440
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,230
All abilities.

441
00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:54,100
I think I can, like...

442
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,830
And, when you respond,
don't use full sentences.

443
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,400
OK.

444
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,200
And if you use emojis,
I will hit you.

445
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,370
Alright!

446
00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:02,630
Alright!

447
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:14,510
No! No!
Oh no!

448
00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:16,710
You can take it back
later that afternoon.

449
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,850
OK.

450
00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:19,110
Emoji?

451
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,150
This is very stupid. right

452
00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:29,090
Looks like I don't know
are you right with me.

453
00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:30,320
Sure.

454
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,090
And I won't be
one of the cliche girls.

455
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,120
who thinks I can,
like, change you, or something.

456
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,490
No, you can't. /
No.

457
00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:44,330
I tell you.

458
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:47,200
Sex? This is the best way to know what you want.

459
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,300
Think about this,
all love, overall,

460
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,700
"I just want a man
to meet when I'm cold."

461
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,040
Tell the man...

462
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,070
when you are cold. /
This means he...

463
00:21:55,070 --> 00:21:58,140
This means he is pretending,
because he knows what you want to hear.

464
00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:59,980
the man is lying.

465
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:01,380
But I care if you are cold,

466
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:03,310
I tell everyone the same thing.

467
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:06,120
"If you're looking for someone, it's not me."

468
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,480
"If you are looking for someone"

469
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,550
"For a little fun,
it's not me."

470
00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:13,220
Yes.

471
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,090
I always have a relationship.

472
00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:19,190
But, I think it's only because I...

473
00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:21,330
don't really know
how to live single.

474
00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:23,300
Then, you come
to the right place.

475
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,830
The trick is to like them,
but they leave you.

476
00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,000
That way, no one is hurt.

477
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,400
See this.

478
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,270
Do all these things have in common?
Come on.

479
00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:34,600
Um, tomato sauce and beer.

480
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,670
Pickles, chocolate sauce.

481
00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:38,010
Are you pregnant?

482
00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:40,340
No, this can't be used for breakfast.

483
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:42,010
There is no breakfast in the morning,

484
00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:43,280
because you can't make an omelet.

485
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,110
Plus, there is no water.
So, make a headache,

486
00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:47,880
You must be able to survive.

487
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,310
Except if New York water is good.

488
00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:51,050
and you can drink directly from the tap.

489
00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:53,580
Yes. But, uh...

490
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:56,950
Using what?

491
00:22:58,150 --> 00:22:59,420
You have to be creative.

492
00:23:03,890 --> 00:23:05,460
Glass.

493
00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:09,690
All right, MacGyver, no woman has arrived this far, but...

494
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:13,700
do you tell the plumber
to turn off your water?

495
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,930
No, I do it myself.

496
00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:17,070
What if you
need to wash your hands?

497
00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:18,370
Am I,
a surgeon?

498
00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:21,630
What if you are thirsty?

499
00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:24,370
Good. / Already prepared. /
very good.

500
00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,040
Do you also think
if last night was only one night's love?

501
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,470
You're psychopath.

502
00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:29,340
I'm not a psychopath.
most people like me...

503
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:30,880
Can't say honestly.

504
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:35,180
I told you, this is what
is out there.

505
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,880
Why did you say it?

506
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,350
I don't know.

507
00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:44,620
It's just that, you're different.

508
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,360
Gosh. That's what you often say,
To every woman.

509
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,730
Yes it's effective right?

510
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:51,790
Yes perfect.

511
00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:53,290
We end today.

512
00:23:53,290 --> 00:23:57,460
And this is fun.

513
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:03,570
See you later.

514
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,450
Hi.

515
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,060
Mimosa?

516
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,770
no, I'm on a trip
to a meeting.

517
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,400
So, I might not drink.

518
00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:47,400
Yes, no, I don't want it either
I don't want to drink either.

519
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,240
I bought chocolate chip pancakes.

520
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,010
As we usually eat.

521
00:24:51,010 --> 00:24:54,480
Um, good. I don't have a lot of time, so...

522
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:58,310
Well, then it's not done,
I'm just going to order it.

523
00:24:58,310 --> 00:25:02,810
I'm done.
I, I'm finally done.

524
00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:04,980
What? What do you mean ?

525
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,220
Our "rest" time.

526
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,520
I know it's very difficult.

527
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,190
Difficult for both of us.

528
00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:12,890
But, I'm finally ready for
together again.

529
00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:16,630
And I will never ask
anything.

530
00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:18,890
I've been with someone.

531
00:25:21,130 --> 00:25:24,760
O yes... Congratulations.

532
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,470
So, like this, Josh,
I just want to know,

533
00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:30,630
tell me
when you're done, huh?

534
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,300
I don't know, Alice.

535
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:35,040
Like, we can...
we will wait until you are finished.

536
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,440
This is different, I'm not...

537
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:41,210
I'm not sure if I want to reverse.

538
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:47,980
Do you mean, my friend?

539
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,510
I don't need to find out
that I love you.

540
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,780
And I'm not stupid.

541
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:58,320
You, I think, have finished,
with everything you want to do.

542
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,060
Together with others.

543
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,190
and how easy are you back to me?

544
00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:07,530
No thanks.
Everthing is gone.

545
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,860
Who ordered pancakes?

546
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,600
Meg, I'm not ready to be alone.
I'm not ready.

547
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,470
I don't know how
are going through this.

548
00:26:17,470 --> 00:26:18,940
I don't even know where it is.

549
00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:21,440
I don't even know what, what happened actually.

550
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,440
I will be alone forever.

551
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,610
At least my body...

552
00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:27,680
Will be useful as food
for my cat.

553
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:32,380
In eight weeks my body was not found,
because no one was looking for it.

554
00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:34,620
Why did you watch Bridget Jones?

555
00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,150
What do I say?

556
00:26:36,150 --> 00:26:37,380
When it feels beautiful.

557
00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:40,220
I know, but it's a bad idea.

558
00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:41,920
You suddenly follow...

559
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,190
"Sex and the City"
and "Bridget Jones".

560
00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:47,630
and think that you have to have a single experience.

561
00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:49,660
Though it's all nonsense.

562
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:53,430
No. The girls
have never looked for a boyfriend.

563
00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:54,900
And this is good.

564
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,670
Because now you can
focus on your career.

565
00:26:56,670 --> 00:26:59,230
What? No!
I do not want.

566
00:26:59,230 --> 00:27:01,200
That will hurt.

567
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,640
Whoa!

568
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,710
Okay, you've never been single for!

569
00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:06,710
Yes.

570
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,210
You have to go looking...

571
00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,240
And collect 200 penis.

572
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,580
And you remember...

573
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:13,580
the best thing that ever happened to me.

574
00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:15,550
is when I think about
quit medical school.

575
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,480
Don't tell stories
medical school.

576
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,350
And then, I have a boyfriend
the bastard, Bobby,

577
00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:21,650
Having an affair with my lab partner.

578
00:27:21,650 --> 00:27:25,450
because he is willing to do
that I don't want to do.

579
00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,860
Does it involve midgets?

580
00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:30,120
No.

581
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:32,360
I've slept with albino.

582
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,400
Anyway, the good news is,

583
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,200
There are now 3,000 beautiful babies in the world...

584
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,460
and no one can take it...

585
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,930
from me... from him.

586
00:27:39,930 --> 00:27:41,770
Why don't you go
to one of the alumni events?

587
00:27:41,770 --> 00:27:42,700
Alumni program?

588
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:45,400
You go, and you meet
with people...

589
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,510
and if you really like
what you do.

590
00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:51,540
Getting "men"
is easy.

591
00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:53,910
No! I don't want
to be like you, Meg.

592
00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:56,780
I don't want my job to be my life.

593
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,920
Good. Sisters, time is over.

594
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,750
There are pros and cons among you, understand?

595
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,420
Pro. Young and beautiful.

596
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:10,430
Pro. Beautiful too, for your age.

597
00:28:10,430 --> 00:28:12,890
Suskses. Doctor.
Access to pills.

598
00:28:12,890 --> 00:28:14,630
Cons. There is no access to the pill.

599
00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:16,900
Cons. You're really stingy with pills.

600
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:18,130
Right.

601
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,470
Pro. Love me unconditionally.

602
00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:21,400
Give me a spare key to the apartment.

603
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,870
Have a nice underwear drawer.

604
00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:24,300
Very neat and organized.

605
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,570
Do you have the keys to my apartment?

606
00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:28,370
Cons. Do not ask personal questions.

607
00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:31,170
Good. I will be back lonely,

608
00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:34,840
Crazy about going to work and returning to the hospital.

609
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:40,540
Cons. Ugly when sad.

610
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,650
Hey, uh, did you bring
sandwich from your own house?

611
00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:52,920
Do you wear pajamas at the bar?

612
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,890
These are sports pants.

613
00:28:53,890 --> 00:28:55,760
I think you want to kick someone else.

614
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,430
You might want to make them "give up" and go home.

615
00:28:57,430 --> 00:28:58,560
Leave me alone.

616
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,600
I like this bar.

617
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,500
Lucy?

618
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,800
Lucy?

619
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,430
Hi!

620
00:29:07,430 --> 00:29:08,930
Oh my God!

621
00:29:08,930 --> 00:29:10,600
Brittany! / Hi!

622
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,340
How are you? /
How are you?

623
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:13,570
I will get married!

624
00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:15,340
He will get married!

625
00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,710
This is the best news...

626
00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:18,610
I've ever heard in my life!

627
00:29:18,610 --> 00:29:20,040
Oh, yay!

628
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,440
How old are your children?

629
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,210
No.

630
00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:27,080
I don't have children.
I just read it.

631
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,580
But it's not what you think.

632
00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:31,080
Is this more like voluntary?

633
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,490
Oh Oh

634
00:29:32,490 --> 00:29:34,050
Yes. Yes.

635
00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:35,490
So, are you married?

636
00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:37,020
Not yet.

637
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,090
Dating someone?

638
00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:39,490
Uh, it doesn't seem.

639
00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:40,820
Are you divorced?

640
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,690
No, no one has ever loved me.

641
00:29:42,690 --> 00:29:44,960
Who finally divorced me.

642
00:29:45,330 --> 00:29:47,660
You have to join the game,
before you can lose, so...

643
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,900
I'm not even a good loser.

644
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,730
Oh, my God, is this a penis straw?

645
00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:56,140
You seem to be going through a crazy night.

646
00:29:56,140 --> 00:29:57,970
Hi.

647
00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:08,270
Hello dear.

648
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,780
This, um...

649
00:30:09,780 --> 00:30:11,510
It's okay, you can say it.

650
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,150
Miss independent here, right?

651
00:30:13,150 --> 00:30:14,380
I'm his girlfriend.

652
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,120
Oh! She's your girlfriend.

653
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,680
This is my boyfriend.

654
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,120
Oh my God, isn't he looking hot
in these pants?

655
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,190
Oh, wow, so sweet.

656
00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:24,520
This is Brittany.
He will get married soon.

657
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,850
Oh, you want to get married.
Wedding!

658
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,360
End of spontaneous sex,
traveling alone.

659
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,360
and buy whatever you want
without having to ask permission, right?

660
00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,060
Marriage!

661
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:39,730
Congratulations, good luck.
I hope so.

662
00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:43,230
Sorry. There are no filters.

663
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,450
Try to hear. I hope,
the kiss isn't excessive.

664
00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,890
Gosh. No, no, that's great!

665
00:31:08,890 --> 00:31:13,290
Thank you very much!
Good night.

666
00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:50,320
Oh

667
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:04,230
Come on, damn it!

668
00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:06,400
Hey.

669
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,200
Sorry. Is that supposed to be a personal moment?

670
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,100
I can't open my flat.

671
00:32:12,970 --> 00:32:14,610
I apologize for what I said to you.

672
00:32:14,610 --> 00:32:15,970
What?

673
00:32:15,970 --> 00:32:17,140
I say, I'm sorry for what I said to you.

674
00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:19,460
I can't hear you.

675
00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:24,480
I said I apologize for what I said to you!

676
00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:28,710
What?

677
00:32:28,710 --> 00:32:30,750
I will have a baby.

678
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,680
What? / I found a sperm donor.

679
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,850
This person.
She's Swedish.

680
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:36,450
Oh my God. /
He doesn't have cancer

681
00:32:36,450 --> 00:32:39,320
Family history,
no one has ever used illegal drugs.

682
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,690
There is no history,
any mental illness, or...

683
00:32:41,690 --> 00:32:43,030
Oh my God. /
I know.

684
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:46,360
Oh my God.

685
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:48,500
I know.

686
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:49,860
Wait. Do you think it's a bad idea?

687
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:51,660
Why did you say
"Oh, my God" five times?

688
00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:53,500
No, but... Wait,
when did you meet him?

689
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,200
That's the good news.

690
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,840
I have never,
met him, or his family.

691
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,870
There has never been at all.

692
00:32:59,870 --> 00:33:01,670
Never. Is that crazy?

693
00:33:01,670 --> 00:33:04,110
No Oh, my God,
you will have a baby.

694
00:33:04,110 --> 00:33:06,780
I know! /
You will have a baby!

695
00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:08,810
I am happy too.

696
00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:11,850
You will always be my first baby.

697
00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:14,980
But you have to be an adult.

698
00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:17,080
And you have to move this Friday.

699
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,090
What?

700
00:33:18,090 --> 00:33:19,790
The apartment manager,
has found you here.

701
00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:21,820
Is this a bad idea?
Do you want a story?

702
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:24,160
No, you will be the best mother in the world.

703
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,760
Wait. What do you mean?

704
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,890
What did you just say
about the apartment manager?

705
00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:30,210
You have to go on Friday.

706
00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:32,500
Not that, you are allowed to receive guests.

707
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,530
Yes. But I am not allowed
receive guests.

708
00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:36,300
which slides down
through the sewer, while naked.

709
00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:39,200
I didn't do it.

710
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,100
Oh

711
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:42,140
Robin who did it.

712
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:45,800
I've seen security records.
And it...

713
00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:07,790
I don't know.

714
00:34:07,790 --> 00:34:09,190
this seems a comfortable place,

715
00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:12,330
Are you sure you live here?

716
00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:14,630
Oh, this can be a window for reading.

717
00:34:14,630 --> 00:34:16,630
Reading is for losers.

718
00:34:16,630 --> 00:34:18,270
I don't know.
I really like it.

719
00:34:18,270 --> 00:34:19,870
Yeah, but, I mean... Oh!

720
00:34:19,870 --> 00:34:21,070
Wait! No, don't do that!

721
00:34:21,070 --> 00:34:23,300
This is already damaged.

722
00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:24,640
I will take it.

723
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,170
This place is dangerous.

724
00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:27,670
This is perfect.

725
00:34:27,670 --> 00:34:30,300
Don't... Don't...

726
00:34:30,870 --> 00:34:34,840
Is this just broken? / Yes.

727
00:35:34,370 --> 00:35:37,430
Good night.

728
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:43,110
This is very strange.

729
00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:45,740
Maybe you should leave it there.

730
00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:47,140
Maybe you don't have to shuffle it like that.

731
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,810
What is it, just to urinate.

732
00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:51,310
No, it's not like that.
It's not Polaroid.

733
00:35:51,310 --> 00:35:53,320
I will be the best aunt.

734
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,080
I will give the child
whatever he wants.

735
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,790
At any time.

736
00:35:56,790 --> 00:35:58,190
Don't be too hopeful, understand?

737
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,090
Because this has not been successful,
in the first experiment.

738
00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:02,720
It's too late.

739
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,760
See? I told you.

740
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,160
Are you okay? / Yes.

741
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,500
Oh no, it's always...
this is...

742
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:16,700
This doesn't always work for the first try,
as I said.

743
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:19,430
What?

744
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:26,670
I usually deal with this sort of thing.
You know right.

745
00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,540
Do you drink enough water?

746
00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:31,880
Your lips are completely dry,
means you are dehydrated.

747
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,140
I will take water for you.

748
00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:42,220
This plum works.

749
00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:43,650
throughout the end of summer,
and the beginning of autumn.

750
00:36:43,650 --> 00:36:44,720
Alice!

751
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,020
And this is very beautiful,

752
00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:49,140
This is Italian plum prune.

753
00:36:49,590 --> 00:36:51,290
So, we will make caramel.

754
00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:53,820
with a cup of sugar,
and one third of a cup of water.

755
00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:55,220
I will cook it on a fire that is not too lively.

756
00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:57,460
Until caramel and chocolate blend together.

757
00:36:57,460 --> 00:36:59,760
Alice!

758
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,930
Hey. Hey.

759
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,470
My buzzer is broken.

760
00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:07,930
It's like Romeo and Juliet who have lived in New York.

761
00:37:07,930 --> 00:37:10,200
This is not good. Can I ride?

762
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,070
Yes

763
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,440
If you want to make this cake next time.

764
00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:37,750
Hey.

765
00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:38,950
Nice to meet you.

766
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:42,020
Nice to see you. What is wrong?

767
00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:43,620
Well, when I'm in the bathroom.

768
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:45,060
I found yours.

769
00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:48,730
so I think
you might want it.

770
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:54,530
I can come pick it up.

771
00:37:54,530 --> 00:37:58,570
That's the problem, so...

772
00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,740
that's the reason why I'm here.

773
00:38:02,310 --> 00:38:06,970
So, Michelle stays with me tomorrow.

774
00:38:06,970 --> 00:38:10,880
So... / Wow!

775
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,450
Michelle.

776
00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:14,810
It turns out he has a name too.

777
00:38:14,810 --> 00:38:16,180
He has a name.

778
00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:17,380
Well, technically,
he also has a name.

779
00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:18,980
I mean,
house rent will go up.

780
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:20,420
and I live with Craigslist men.

781
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:21,950
he starts stealing my socks.

782
00:38:21,950 --> 00:38:23,290
That makes sense.

783
00:38:23,290 --> 00:38:24,990
Makes sense. / And we are very happy.

784
00:38:24,990 --> 00:38:27,560
us.
You say "us." nice.

785
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,620
So...

786
00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:30,390
So, let me show my house.

787
00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:33,430
this kitchen. This is the dining room.

788
00:38:33,430 --> 00:38:38,570
This is the living room and my work,
in the bedroom area.

789
00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:41,570
Do you work using Spanish?

790
00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:43,100
Oh, it's like that
since I moved,

791
00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,570
I don't know how to fix it.

792
00:38:44,570 --> 00:38:46,640
And now I don't know what the world will be like.

793
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,500
If there is no Spanish.

794
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,440
It's pretty easy, you know, that's...

795
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,450
Alice.

796
00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:07,550
You're very skilled.

797
00:39:07,890 --> 00:39:09,090
Alice.

798
00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:12,450
Michelle is really lucky.

799
00:39:13,660 --> 00:39:16,930
I didn't expect this to happen.

800
00:39:16,930 --> 00:39:19,390
I just...

801
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,560
I have never compared everyone to you.

802
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,460
and then I meet
with someone who is pretty good.

803
00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:29,600
I'm happy for you.

804
00:39:29,670 --> 00:39:32,070
Yes, I can see it.

805
00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:36,110
Alice. OK.

806
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:37,870
I will go.

807
00:39:37,870 --> 00:39:40,340
Good.

808
00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:56,850
You must continue your life.

809
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,020
Good.

810
00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:02,030
Eh, Don't look at the past,
Look at the future.

811
00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:03,590
You can't sleep with Tom again.

812
00:40:03,590 --> 00:40:05,490
Then we have to repeat it again...

813
00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:07,730
Come to a different bar.

814
00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:09,460
No, you will be fine,

815
00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:11,930
Don't give him the amount of your drink.

816
00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:13,970
How many drinks do I have?

817
00:40:13,970 --> 00:40:16,070
In every friendship between men and women.

818
00:40:16,070 --> 00:40:17,840
there are a number of drinks.

819
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,670
and if you surpass it,
that means you will definitely have sex.

820
00:40:20,670 --> 00:40:22,880
So, how many drinks do I need to make you sick?

821
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,010
Two and a half.

822
00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:25,040
but maybe three, if I eat.

823
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,150
Three.

824
00:40:26,150 --> 00:40:28,110
Okay, and Tom eight.

825
00:40:28,110 --> 00:40:29,710
So you can't touch
eleven drinks.

826
00:40:29,710 --> 00:40:31,020
between you two.

827
00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:33,450
Good. Not one for you, 10 for him.

828
00:40:33,450 --> 00:40:35,490
No, six for him, five for you.

829
00:40:35,490 --> 00:40:36,890
If I have more than five drinks.

830
00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:38,150
I have sex with you.

831
00:40:38,150 --> 00:40:39,950
The amount of my drink is 27.

832
00:40:39,950 --> 00:40:41,390
What?

833
00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:43,720
I'm even more than 24.

834
00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,760
That...

835
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,760
What are you doing?
Stop it.

836
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,860
What is that? /
Stop.

837
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,300
Gosh.

838
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:55,970
I thought it would be hot.
But it's cold.

839
00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:57,030
You have LTRP.

840
00:40:57,030 --> 00:40:58,130
Gosh. Is it true ?

841
00:40:58,130 --> 00:40:59,300
Yes

842
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:01,170
Tom gave it to me.

843
00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,540
Wait. What is LTRP?

844
00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:04,110
Long-term Pussy Relationships.

845
00:41:04,110 --> 00:41:06,010
You need to get treatment.

846
00:41:06,010 --> 00:41:08,040
What do you mean?
I don't even have feathers.

847
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,480
It's like you dropped your hair brush.

848
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,310
and sticky in your vagina.

849
00:41:11,310 --> 00:41:13,810
I can make "forest" the dreadlocks,
and make it a reggae band.

850
00:41:13,810 --> 00:41:16,480
Looks like a bowl of
curly fries.

851
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,520
It's like Gandalf
looks right at me.

852
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,350
"There won't be a penis that escapes!"

853
00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:25,220
You've messed up my life so much.

854
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,210
Hi.

855
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,610
Hi. Do you have business here?

856
00:41:46,610 --> 00:41:51,440
Um, I just want to come here.

857
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,550
Not the actual way right?

858
00:41:54,550 --> 00:41:57,750
Not only physically,
but emotionally.

859
00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,020
Yes.

860
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,950
Eh, no, I'm asking if your show is here?

861
00:42:01,950 --> 00:42:03,920
Oh, um...

862
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,220
Gosh.

863
00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:07,460
The Wesleyan Alumni Networking event.

864
00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:10,390
Cool.

865
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:20,730
Oh, I'm sorry.

866
00:42:20,730 --> 00:42:22,040
Sorry sorry.

867
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,900
Gosh. Gosh.

868
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:26,540
Oh, God, we...

869
00:42:44,950 --> 00:42:46,190
Hey. Come back to the line.

870
00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:49,090
You screw up the beat.

871
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,190
I'm David Stone, nice to meet you.

872
00:42:51,190 --> 00:42:52,830
Hi. Hey, I'm Alice.

873
00:42:52,830 --> 00:42:53,990
Alice...

874
00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:55,290
Kepley. / Kepley.

875
00:42:55,290 --> 00:42:57,330
This is not as good as "Stone."

876
00:42:57,330 --> 00:42:59,030
Do you want one of my business cards?

877
00:42:59,030 --> 00:43:01,930
Or maybe you can get 400 sheets, so that it floods your bathroom.

878
00:43:01,930 --> 00:43:03,000
What is that?

879
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,170
Um, My Social Security Number,

880
00:43:05,170 --> 00:43:07,800
My mother's maiden name, my ATM PIN.

881
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,070
That's what happened to him, right?

882
00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:11,200
Really, that's very important.

883
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,500
What are you doing?

884
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:13,940
Um, I'm a paralegal.

885
00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:16,740
Yes. Brown, Light and Finkelstein.

886
00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:19,370
What is on Wall Street 144? / Yes.

887
00:43:19,370 --> 00:43:21,110
Yes, I have a building next to it.

888
00:43:21,110 --> 00:43:22,640
Do you "have" a building?

889
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,080
Like, in Fantasy Building League?

890
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,450
Eh, no.
Um, I don't "have" the building,

891
00:43:27,450 --> 00:43:29,050
I almost have it.

892
00:43:29,050 --> 00:43:30,750
There is no way to
make the correct sound.

893
00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:32,750
I'm a developer,
I'm not alone.

894
00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,590
It's like a group of people, but...

895
00:43:34,590 --> 00:43:38,650
It's like real estate work. /
Yes, I know, that's pretty good.

896
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,490
Oh, your team.

897
00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:42,930
It's a boring song.

898
00:43:42,930 --> 00:43:44,930
Are you kidding me?
This is my favorite song! / Is it true ?

899
00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:50,300
Yes, this is my top 13 favorite song of all time.

900
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:53,270
Oh, I'm sorry, it's my daughter.

901
00:43:53,270 --> 00:43:54,800
Oh yes, no,
Me too.

902
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,370
I mean, a princess.

903
00:43:57,370 --> 00:43:59,170
Nice to meet you.

904
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,970
See you later. Yes.

905
00:44:07,410 --> 00:44:10,040
OK, 30 seconds left.

906
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,450
Twenty-seven.

907
00:44:11,450 --> 00:44:14,710
Doesn't it take three to 10 minutes, right?

908
00:44:14,710 --> 00:44:16,280
I do this in the form of solidarity.

909
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,080
Everything. I'm positive.

910
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,180
What? / What?

911
00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:23,920
Wait.

912
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,250
I took a drug test.
Isn't that what you are doing?

913
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,650
No

914
00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:37,300
I...

915
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:38,960
You are pregnant.

916
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,270
I am pregnant.

917
00:44:40,270 --> 00:44:44,030
It's okay, don't worry.
We will take care of it.

918
00:44:44,030 --> 00:44:46,270
I mean, "Yes!"

919
00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:48,370
You're pregnant!

920
00:44:48,370 --> 00:44:50,040
We are pregnant!

921
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,310
I'm not pregnant!

922
00:44:51,310 --> 00:44:53,300
I'm a drug user!

923
00:45:17,330 --> 00:45:20,200
I found my partner!
This is Paul.

924
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,300
Hey.

925
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:23,660
The teeth are very good!

926
00:45:30,810 --> 00:45:34,980
Alright, damn office?
It's time for Santa's secret!

927
00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:38,080
Who is ready to
reach the half of my magic.

928
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,450
and win the prize yourself?

929
00:45:39,450 --> 00:45:43,350
Doris, you're the first, honey.

930
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,890
Whoa! This is a hole-puncher!

931
00:45:47,890 --> 00:45:50,520
You win Kathy's credit card.

932
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,860
Let's do it, dance by making circles!

933
00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:55,890
Bridget, come here,
Basic slut!

934
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:01,330
How many sliders do I need to make burgers?

935
00:46:01,330 --> 00:46:03,130
What?

936
00:46:03,130 --> 00:46:05,770
How many small burgers do I need to make a burger?

937
00:46:05,770 --> 00:46:08,200
You're crazy.

938
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,400
Don't call me crazy.

939
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,570
Never call crazy pregnant women.

940
00:46:11,570 --> 00:46:13,370
understand? /
OK. / Never ever.

941
00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:14,840
Good.

942
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,770
How much small meat
to make big meat?

943
00:46:16,770 --> 00:46:19,970
I don't know, maybe four?

944
00:46:20,510 --> 00:46:21,780
I use seven.

945
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,310
Eight. I mean eight.

946
00:46:23,310 --> 00:46:24,640
What are four or eight?

947
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,210
It's eight, or more.
Everybody knows that.

948
00:46:27,210 --> 00:46:28,310
Who said that?

949
00:46:28,310 --> 00:46:30,880
Slider People.

950
00:46:31,550 --> 00:46:34,390
Please blink,
Let me know you're alive.

951
00:46:34,390 --> 00:46:35,750
I'm sorry. / Oh, my God.

952
00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:38,160
I have to pump blood through my body.

953
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,660
in an uncomfortable way.

954
00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:42,230
and it feels like
are all here.

955
00:46:42,230 --> 00:46:44,630
Don't touch your stomach
like that in my workplace.

956
00:46:44,630 --> 00:46:46,030
I need a man.

957
00:46:46,030 --> 00:46:47,260
A man?

958
00:46:47,260 --> 00:46:48,900
I don't know...
I don't know what happened.

959
00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:50,630
These, like, hormones.

960
00:46:50,630 --> 00:46:55,470
Actually, there is a man watching you.

961
00:46:55,470 --> 00:46:58,550
Which one? / He...

962
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,440
Do you see it? /
No.

963
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,780
OK. He is like...

964
00:47:06,210 --> 00:47:08,910
Right there.

965
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,180
No. / Why?

966
00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:14,020
Because he is too young.

967
00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:16,120
All young people want to do is having sex all day long.

968
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,490
I can only 10 minutes,

969
00:47:19,490 --> 00:47:22,590
and then take a nap
which is very long.

970
00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,460
How old is the Niblet?

971
00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:27,860
Maybe, twenty seven?

972
00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:29,600
The reason people like that
want to talk to me...

973
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,600
is to get medical marijuana recipes.

974
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,200
So, no need.

975
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,100
I think he came. /
Yes, he really wants that.

976
00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:36,870
Wait, he might want to eat.

977
00:47:36,870 --> 00:47:40,070
Don't look there.
No, he came.

978
00:47:40,070 --> 00:47:41,610
He's here.

979
00:47:41,610 --> 00:47:43,110
I just saw you looking at me from there.

980
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:46,480
I think I want to come here,
says "What's wrong."

981
00:47:49,610 --> 00:47:51,210
Oh my God, I misunderstood, huh?

982
00:47:51,210 --> 00:47:53,150
Are you not...
You just talked about...

983
00:47:53,150 --> 00:47:56,750
Um, don't you want me to come here?

984
00:47:59,450 --> 00:48:01,090
Hey, I'm Ken.

985
00:48:01,090 --> 00:48:03,890
Hmm. You must be Alice's sister.

986
00:48:03,890 --> 00:48:05,160
Do you want to drink? / No.

987
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,220
I've been a lot...

988
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:10,190
I've had a lot of drinks today.

989
00:48:10,490 --> 00:48:12,030
Have you ever heard of something about after-party?

990
00:48:12,030 --> 00:48:14,330
Or even, like,
other parts of this party?

991
00:48:14,330 --> 00:48:19,000
Because this feels like
day at work.

992
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,500
Oh God, I bored you huh?

993
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:22,070
What is that...
Do you hold you yawn?

994
00:48:22,070 --> 00:48:24,100
Is your face like that?

995
00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:27,670
No, I'm sorry.
I'm a doctor, and I'm really tired.

996
00:48:27,670 --> 00:48:29,910
What did you say before?

997
00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:33,410
Nothing, I only work here,
for now.

998
00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:34,880
But, um...

999
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,550
Oh God, are you having a stroke?

1000
00:48:37,550 --> 00:48:39,050
Seriously, this is a honeymoon.

1001
00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:41,020
Like, we only met 30 seconds ago.

1002
00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:43,080
Honest, like, if we don't want
to make it through this,

1003
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,950
I don't think at all
we will make it.

1004
00:48:44,950 --> 00:48:47,390
So why don't you,
release it?

1005
00:48:47,390 --> 00:48:50,360
Alright, just release it.

1006
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,920
Yes.

1007
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,090
That's so cool.

1008
00:48:54,090 --> 00:48:55,360
It feels relief.

1009
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,430
Really?

1010
00:48:57,430 --> 00:48:59,300
What is your name?

1011
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:00,430
I, uh, Ken.

1012
00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:02,130
And what happens here?

1013
00:49:02,130 --> 00:49:03,560
what is this... I'm not...

1014
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,130
Is this one talisman?

1015
00:49:05,130 --> 00:49:08,740
Where are you, like, foot fetish.
I'm in the leg?

1016
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:11,000
Do you want to be a foot?

1017
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,670
I don't want to be a leg,
but I want to go with you.

1018
00:49:16,210 --> 00:49:17,670
Yes. / Why?

1019
00:49:17,670 --> 00:49:19,640
Really? I... don't you want to be with me?

1020
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,440
Yes! I... It doesn't know what I'm saying.
No, I just want to know why.

1021
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,280
Because I think you're hot.

1022
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,550
And I think you're funny.

1023
00:49:27,550 --> 00:49:30,080
And I like your face
when you try not to yawn.

1024
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,420
Then you yawn
amazingly after that, so...

1025
00:49:32,420 --> 00:49:34,750
I mean, it's always something I look for in a girl.

1026
00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:36,420
I don't know.

1027
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:37,750
But, toast!

1028
00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:41,490
Damn, this is a candle.

1029
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,080
So, do you want to do that?

1030
00:49:56,030 --> 00:49:57,430
I don't want something serious.

1031
00:49:57,430 --> 00:49:59,770
Good, because I'm being prepared to get married.

1032
00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:02,070
I'm just kidding.

1033
00:50:02,070 --> 00:50:05,570
Oh my God, your body is awesome!

1034
00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,370
Do I like hamburgers?

1035
00:50:07,370 --> 00:50:10,270
Your race is like a hamburger.

1036
00:50:10,550 --> 00:50:12,910
Very awesome!

1037
00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:18,580
You don't have to come all the way here
with me, right?

1038
00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:20,520
Take the subway with you?

1039
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,220
It was like an additional 20 minutes Paul.

1040
00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:25,120
Aw. thanks. Yes.

1041
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,860
Actually, I have something.

1042
00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:28,160
Oh well.

1043
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,260
I have a
sandwich for your lunch on the train.

1044
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:33,230
Oh thank you. /
And there is a bagel cake here, too,

1045
00:50:33,230 --> 00:50:34,830
if you don't want to eat sandwiches.

1046
00:50:34,830 --> 00:50:37,900
this trip is only 45 minutes, but thank you.

1047
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:39,470
And this too. /
What?

1048
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:40,570
Merry Christmas.

1049
00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:41,900
You don't have to do it.

1050
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,870
It's okay it's just a small thing.

1051
00:50:43,870 --> 00:50:47,230
Oh Open now, huh.

1052
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:49,310
Whoa! This is our photo.

1053
00:50:49,310 --> 00:50:51,870
It's a memory of our time together.

1054
00:50:51,870 --> 00:50:55,380
Yes, this is our memory for three weeks.

1055
00:50:55,380 --> 00:50:58,650
And then we can fill the rest.

1056
00:50:58,650 --> 00:51:00,380
Oh, so...

1057
00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:04,920
Look, Lucy, I...
I really care about you.

1058
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:10,120
And I don't know if we want to think about long-term relationships.

1059
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,390
it's just that I don't know whether I see the future with you.

1060
00:51:13,390 --> 00:51:16,490
Usually, I break
with people before vacation,

1061
00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:18,660
Just like that, you know,
That is not a bad thing.

1062
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:21,360
But I think,
because we are dating someone else,

1063
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,400
I will just wait and break with you
on the anniversary of "Martin Luther King".

1064
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,140
Okay, I don't know what that means,
but it sounds racist.

1065
00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:30,240
It's just statistically,
This is the easiest vacation.

1066
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,870
To break up with someone, right?

1067
00:51:31,870 --> 00:51:33,910
I mean, there's no family obligation,

1068
00:51:33,910 --> 00:51:35,710
You can leave before Valentine's Day.

1069
00:51:35,710 --> 00:51:39,350
Sorry, did you just say
that you met someone else?

1070
00:51:39,350 --> 00:51:40,680
Yes.

1071
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,080
Isn't that the purpose of online dating?

1072
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,520
No.

1073
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,980
That is to find your soul mate!

1074
00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:54,520
I think maybe we
have to find someone else.

1075
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,620
OK. happy to talk with you.

1076
00:51:58,090 --> 00:52:00,360
Goodbye.

1077
00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:05,260
Um, Merry Christmas.

1078
00:52:07,470 --> 00:52:12,640
"'We are safe!' Paul said,
when they ran from the dragon. "

1079
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,140
Um, who is Paul?

1080
00:52:15,370 --> 00:52:17,970
Sorry, "Prince."

1081
00:52:17,970 --> 00:52:24,680
"Then, he bent to kiss him,
and finally said..."

1082
00:52:27,950 --> 00:52:29,620
Oh, damn it!

1083
00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:30,920
How is the story finally?

1084
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,620
I will tell you
what is the end.

1085
00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:38,190
He kisses him, and he wakes up
and finally feels loved,

1086
00:52:38,190 --> 00:52:40,490
and understood, and desired.

1087
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:43,500
But then, his friend sees
he eats with a bitch.

1088
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,630
and before he realized it,
he was dumped from...

1089
00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:47,470
Castle.

1090
00:52:47,470 --> 00:52:49,000
"Bitch"?

1091
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,800
You risk everything "bitch."

1092
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:55,610
And now, you know,
he lamented all his mistakes

1093
00:52:55,610 --> 00:52:59,010
and all the money
is spent on make up.

1094
00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:02,240
and blow his hair,
and his shoes!

1095
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:04,610
Shoes! For a walk.

1096
00:53:04,610 --> 00:53:07,780
And I'm not supposed to have hair here.

1097
00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:10,450
There is no hair here,
but that one ton here.

1098
00:53:10,450 --> 00:53:12,550
I should have tons,
one ton here.

1099
00:53:12,550 --> 00:53:13,850
Do you think it's all real?

1100
00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:15,860
Do you think everything is real? /
No.

1101
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,490
and Spanx!

1102
00:53:17,490 --> 00:53:20,330
Everything.
Never use Spanx.

1103
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,830
Because finally
will damage your body.

1104
00:53:21,830 --> 00:53:24,830
and then the prince
will see all your shortcomings.

1105
00:53:24,830 --> 00:53:26,500
That won't be interesting anymore.

1106
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:28,170
rather than trying to bend your way.

1107
00:53:28,170 --> 00:53:30,870
from something basically
sausage packaging.

1108
00:53:30,870 --> 00:53:32,300
Look at this link!

1109
00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:33,700
You know, we have to rest.

1110
00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:35,540
when telling a story, right?

1111
00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:37,070
Okay, you know no? / Sorry.

1112
00:53:37,070 --> 00:53:38,570
Are you kidding me? /
Hey, hey. OK.

1113
00:53:38,570 --> 00:53:40,510
This must be scissors.
This is useless.

1114
00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:42,410
Unless your Spanx is made of
construction paper.

1115
00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:45,650
And that's the end of the story.

1116
00:53:45,650 --> 00:53:47,410
parents, I ask you
sign something.

1117
00:53:47,410 --> 00:53:48,910
Before you leave,
if you don't mind.

1118
00:53:48,910 --> 00:53:50,250
Story time next week.

1119
00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,550
Same time, same place, different readers.

1120
00:53:52,550 --> 00:53:55,490
Thank you. Okay, now.
Hey, you. Hey. How are you?

1121
00:53:55,490 --> 00:53:58,260
Look at me. Hi. Hello. Hey.

1122
00:53:58,260 --> 00:53:59,690
Oh, that was terrible.

1123
00:53:59,690 --> 00:54:03,290
You frighten children
and also their parents.

1124
00:54:03,290 --> 00:54:07,760
But that's also something amazing.

1125
00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:11,360
I'm George.

1126
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,830
Lucy.

1127
00:54:17,030 --> 00:54:18,500
Hey. Hey.

1128
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,040
Hey. Hey!

1129
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,700
Hey! Why, thank you.

1130
00:54:21,700 --> 00:54:22,910
For you. /
I will accept it.

1131
00:54:22,910 --> 00:54:24,510
Oh no. /
This is Robin.

1132
00:54:24,510 --> 00:54:27,610
Yes. I want to save it myself.

1133
00:54:27,610 --> 00:54:28,680
Sorry, we're late.

1134
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,740
It's okay.
I'm glad you can come.

1135
00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:34,710
I know it's difficult to be single
at the end of the year. this, so...

1136
00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:38,920
Why do people always say it?
Holidays at holidays are the best for singles.

1137
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,320
Party every night,
free to drink liquor.

1138
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,990
Mmm-hmm. Santa's beard tickles
intimate parts.

1139
00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:45,460
What? / Good night.

1140
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:47,090
Yes, take your jacket...

1141
00:54:47,090 --> 00:54:48,660
Here, you want me to get...

1142
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:49,930
Thank you.

1143
00:54:49,930 --> 00:54:53,660
Yes, of course.
I know it's hard for you.

1144
00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:55,100
For me? / Yes.

1145
00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:56,830
I'm fine.

1146
00:54:56,830 --> 00:55:00,470
Your cool girlfriend is fine
with my arrival tonight?

1147
00:55:00,470 --> 00:55:02,700
Yes. Yes, I know,
he is an adult.

1148
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:05,900
And, um, I said you were my cousin.

1149
00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:08,070
Hello dear. / Hey. Hi.

1150
00:55:08,070 --> 00:55:10,670
Oh, you must be Alice.

1151
00:55:10,670 --> 00:55:13,840
Hi! / Hi.

1152
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,550
Oh, Meg!

1153
00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:21,680
Hi. / Hey.

1154
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:22,950
Hi, what are you doing here?

1155
00:55:22,950 --> 00:55:24,050
I brought you hot chocolate.

1156
00:55:24,050 --> 00:55:25,080
For what?

1157
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,650
To drink.

1158
00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:28,620
Oh, I have to go back to work
soon.

1159
00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:29,550
OK.

1160
00:55:29,550 --> 00:55:30,990
Oh thank you. /
Certain.

1161
00:55:30,990 --> 00:55:33,190
That's good. Hi.

1162
00:55:33,190 --> 00:55:34,560
Nice to meet you.
You look better.

1163
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,130
Oh, oh, there's bourbon in it.

1164
00:55:36,130 --> 00:55:37,560
Does that surprise you?

1165
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,590
I've never seen someone like that before.

1166
00:55:39,590 --> 00:55:42,590
I just thought
he would be like...

1167
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,000
Do you understand?

1168
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,730
Yes.

1169
00:55:46,730 --> 00:55:47,930
That's good, huh.

1170
00:55:47,930 --> 00:55:49,400
I can't drink alcohol now.

1171
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,200
Because a doctor gave birth.

1172
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,800
Doctors are really cool.

1173
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,040
You're cool too...

1174
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,640
Receptionist.

1175
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,940
Oh well.
So, you're the male version receptionist?

1176
00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:03,750
Receptionist.

1177
00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:05,810
Oh, I like the sensation, you know?

1178
00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:08,250
Like, "Hello? Please wait a minute."
Hello? I will see if there is still one? "

1179
00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:10,120
But I want to stop.
I don't know.

1180
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,720
I feel like I'm
working in a restaurant.

1181
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:17,660


1182
00:56:17,660 --> 00:56:18,960


1183
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,590
Good. I mean,
I don't want a Christmas tree, but...

1184
00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:24,860
Oh, are you Jewish? /
No, I just don't want to buy a Christmas tree.

1185
00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:26,460
Oh, so, you're a monster.

1186
00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:29,830
No, I never go home,
and it's useless.

1187
00:56:29,830 --> 00:56:31,170
No.

1188
00:56:31,170 --> 00:56:32,570
They are like needles falling into the carpet.

1189
00:56:32,570 --> 00:56:34,970
and stab your feet when you walk.

1190
00:56:34,970 --> 00:56:36,240
Okey.

1191
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,640
OK. we see this?

1192
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,610
This is the John McClane Christmas tree.

1193
00:56:40,610 --> 00:56:42,470
Like, you can't kill this person.

1194
00:56:42,470 --> 00:56:44,270
We load it with some water,

1195
00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:47,210
One of us
pour a bottle of paint next to it,

1196
00:56:47,210 --> 00:56:48,840
You're good to go for,
like, three weeks.

1197
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,510
I said, you will beg
this dead person.

1198
00:56:50,510 --> 00:56:52,110
Yes. Then, in three weeks

1199
00:56:52,110 --> 00:56:54,080
We throw this person out on the road,

1200
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,750
Welcoming for Valentine's Day.

1201
00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:57,350
"we" get ready to welcome Valentine's Day?

1202
00:56:57,350 --> 00:56:59,620
Yes, heart, candy, what is that.

1203
00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:02,320
Oh no, no, no, no. this is not...

1204
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,890
Listen, three weeks from now,

1205
00:57:04,890 --> 00:57:08,390
I think all this will disappear.

1206
00:57:08,390 --> 00:57:13,130
and I think, reality will happen,
that is that I work all the time.

1207
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:14,800
Maybe I will never see you,

1208
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:18,130
Maybe I should cancel
all our dates.

1209
00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:20,740
And, when I finally see you,

1210
00:57:20,740 --> 00:57:23,070
Maybe you will be with another woman.

1211
00:57:23,070 --> 00:57:24,540
Oh... Yes, and then,

1212
00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:26,210
You will go,
and meet some girls in the gym.

1213
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:29,140
Because you obviously have a lot of time
to be in the gym.

1214
00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:30,710
and so does it, and

1215
00:57:30,710 --> 00:57:32,350
I don't even know why
we talk about this.

1216
00:57:32,350 --> 00:57:34,150
I mean, you obviously don't suit me.

1217
00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:37,280
and I feel we are wasting time,
talking about the problem.

1218
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,650
And I have hip problems,
serious hip problems.

1219
00:57:39,650 --> 00:57:41,550
and can't do fun things,

1220
00:57:41,550 --> 00:57:44,290
like having sex,
but from gravity.

1221
00:57:44,290 --> 00:57:45,990
And what we do is amazing.

1222
00:57:45,990 --> 00:57:50,060
Thank you for helping me out of the problem.

1223
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:51,360
It was really fun.

1224
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,300
But you will find
a girl of your age.

1225
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,630
Then you can do fun things.

1226
00:57:55,630 --> 00:57:57,470
like looking for trees and others...

1227
00:57:57,470 --> 00:58:00,900
But here is not what happened,
between you and me, so...

1228
00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:02,070
As long as you know.

1229
00:58:02,070 --> 00:58:05,170
I have to go back to work now.

1230
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:07,370
Oh my God.

1231
00:58:07,370 --> 00:58:10,540
Okay,
we won't buy a Christmas tree!

1232
00:58:10,540 --> 00:58:15,540
Are you okay? Are you happy? /
I am fine.

1233
00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:21,310
You do well.
This is an amazing party.

1234
00:58:21,310 --> 00:58:23,980
You're very beautiful.

1235
00:58:34,790 --> 00:58:36,060
Hey, Robin.

1236
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:38,530
Yes.

1237
00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:41,260
Oh Yes?

1238
00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:43,400
Do you want to go
see a Rockefeller tree?

1239
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,870
Now? / Yes.

1240
00:58:44,870 --> 00:58:47,930
No, Buzz-Cut and Dimples
come from Italy,

1241
00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:50,470
and they want to know all
Christmas traditions in America.

1242
00:58:50,470 --> 00:58:52,670
as we sit on their faces.

1243
00:58:52,670 --> 00:58:55,140
No. / Come on, it's Christmas!

1244
00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:57,410
I won't do it tonight.

1245
00:58:57,410 --> 00:58:59,580
Why? their penis
may look like cannolis.

1246
00:58:59,580 --> 00:59:03,810
It's okay.
I'll call you tomorrow.

1247
00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:14,080
It's plastic.
You can't throw it away.

1248
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:42,080
Visit www.Markasjudi.cc

1249
00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:47,580
Hey.

1250
00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:49,520
Hey.

1251
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,950
Looks like I know you.

1252
00:59:51,950 --> 00:59:53,890
Gosh, I wish I had one of your business cards,

1253
00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:56,590
So I can remember who you are.

1254
00:59:57,420 --> 00:59:59,690
Yes, you, um, the man who married.

1255
00:59:59,690 --> 01:00:01,790
With a child and a building.

1256
01:00:01,790 --> 01:00:04,200
Eh, I'm not married yet.

1257
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,700
But I have a daughter.

1258
01:00:07,630 --> 01:00:09,100
And you understand. / Yes.

1259
01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:11,870
You wear a scarf outside your jacket.

1260
01:00:11,870 --> 01:00:15,200
Like aimless.

1261
01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:20,910
Eh, this is really unexpected, but are you...

1262
01:00:20,910 --> 01:00:25,150
want to go see,
Rockefeller tree with me?

1263
01:00:25,150 --> 01:00:26,780
No? definitely "no."

1264
01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:28,350
No, no.

1265
01:00:28,350 --> 01:00:29,820
I know there might be
so crowded with many visitors,

1266
01:00:29,820 --> 01:00:31,480
I don't know why
I even want to do it.

1267
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:35,920
I just... I think,
I want to show you something.

1268
01:00:36,020 --> 01:00:37,320
OK.

1269
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:42,990
OK. Through this way.

1270
01:00:43,230 --> 01:00:45,560
Yes.

1271
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:46,890
Do you know?
I just realized it now.

1272
01:00:46,890 --> 01:00:48,560
That I go with strangers.

1273
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:52,870
To a location that I don't know,
is covered with plastic.

1274
01:00:52,870 --> 01:00:56,200
So if you want to kill me.

1275
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:57,970
You know no? Just be honest?

1276
01:00:57,970 --> 01:01:00,000
Dying will not
be the worst thing in the world, now.

1277
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,970
What happened? OK. /
Close your eyes.

1278
01:01:01,970 --> 01:01:05,040
OK. here it is, goodbye.

1279
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:07,980
What is that sound? /
Wait a minute.

1280
01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:10,480
The biggest shower curtain in the world?

1281
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,050
What is that? What happened?

1282
01:01:12,050 --> 01:01:13,580
Wait a minute.

1283
01:01:13,580 --> 01:01:14,980
Is this a body bag?

1284
01:01:14,980 --> 01:01:16,120
What is duct tape?

1285
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,550
What is a duck ribbon
or is it a duck recording?

1286
01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:22,120
Um, open your eyes.

1287
01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:37,400
Gosh.

1288
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,760
This is amazing.

1289
01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:46,640
Thank you.

1290
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,140
I always want to see it.

1291
01:01:48,140 --> 01:01:49,470
Yes.

1292
01:01:49,470 --> 01:01:50,970
I don't know why
I always speak for myself

1293
01:01:50,970 --> 01:01:52,810
doing things that I
really want to do.

1294
01:01:52,810 --> 01:01:54,080
What is it like?

1295
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,310
There is something that people do in the New Year,

1296
01:01:56,310 --> 01:01:59,080
They climb the Grand Canyon
in the dark.

1297
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,650
So they can see,
the New Year comes in the morning.

1298
01:02:02,650 --> 01:02:04,950
Sounds amazing.

1299
01:02:04,950 --> 01:02:06,520
I know. / Yes.

1300
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,350
I'm not a rock climber.

1301
01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:12,220
I don't like doing that,
as you have.

1302
01:02:12,220 --> 01:02:15,190
Dirty? / Yes.

1303
01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:19,600
But, um, I don't know.

1304
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:24,430
Maybe we can, um,
do something else this year.

1305
01:02:24,430 --> 01:02:27,430
"we"? / do I say "we"?

1306
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,150
Its name is Ping-Ping.

1307
01:02:40,150 --> 01:02:41,350
Ping-ping?

1308
01:02:41,350 --> 01:02:42,450
Nice to meet you.

1309
01:02:42,450 --> 01:02:43,880
Which one is this?

1310
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,280
Lion.

1311
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:48,390
The lion is very handsome
and, also, we seem to fit.

1312
01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:49,690
Well, what is this?

1313
01:02:49,690 --> 01:02:51,460
Zebra Zebra.

1314
01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:55,560
I was told not to believe
a man with two names.

1315
01:02:56,130 --> 01:02:58,430
How do you want to tell me
the names of these people?

1316
01:02:58,430 --> 01:03:00,100
This is LA. I'll be out for a while.

1317
01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:02,130
Well, we will be fine.

1318
01:03:02,130 --> 01:03:04,400
Do you know the song "Your Eyes"?

1319
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,800
What song?

1320
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,430
Song "Your Eyes".

1321
01:03:07,430 --> 01:03:10,500
No, I don't know.

1322
01:03:14,170 --> 01:03:16,970
Oh, I know that song.

1323
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:25,150
♪ I love you baby
And if it is it's quite all right ♪

1324
01:03:25,150 --> 01:03:26,680
What are you doing?

1325
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,250
We only sing a song.

1326
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,650
but the sound is better than my voice.

1327
01:03:30,650 --> 01:03:32,020
I can talk to you for a while?

1328
01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:34,550
Yes, yes.

1329
01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:42,160
Uh, what are you doing?

1330
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,390
What do you mean?

1331
01:03:43,390 --> 01:03:44,890
You're not his mother.

1332
01:03:44,890 --> 01:03:46,800
What are you... what are you...

1333
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,430
What do you mean?

1334
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,200
We just sing, David.

1335
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:56,500
Listen, I'm sorry,
but when it comes to Phoebe,

1336
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:59,440
I became very protective.

1337
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:03,440
And, you can't...

1338
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:05,610
Look, I'm very sorry.

1339
01:04:05,610 --> 01:04:07,880
I don't know at all.

1340
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:11,440
I'm not trying to, like...

1341
01:04:11,690 --> 01:04:14,020
I guess I don't know
if you will scold me

1342
01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:16,420
Because you never really

1343
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:19,950
share anything with me.

1344
01:04:35,830 --> 01:04:39,470
Do you know how I
know your wife died?

1345
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,440
From your doorman, David.

1346
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,910
Yes, fine.

1347
01:04:42,910 --> 01:04:45,110
I thought you were divorced.
I do not know.

1348
01:04:45,110 --> 01:04:46,940
It's only been two years, understand?

1349
01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:49,010
Phoebe isn't ready for all that.

1350
01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:52,150
I don't know how
feels like being a parent.

1351
01:04:52,150 --> 01:04:55,350
But, I think you should tell Phoebe about his mother.

1352
01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:57,950
Listen, Alice.

1353
01:04:58,150 --> 01:05:00,490
I can't do it.

1354
01:05:00,490 --> 01:05:03,320
I'm sorry.

1355
01:06:22,390 --> 01:06:26,730
I know I shouldn't,
need you again, but...

1356
01:06:30,830 --> 01:06:33,200
I need you.

1357
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,570
Come here.

1358
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:43,340
I feel like
I don't even know who I am anymore.

1359
01:06:43,340 --> 01:06:46,070
No problem.

1360
01:06:50,610 --> 01:06:55,050
I have to warn you,
I sometimes fart weird.

1361
01:06:55,650 --> 01:07:00,320
I don't know what I am,
or baby farts through me, or what, but...

1362
01:07:00,890 --> 01:07:04,050
Let me see.

1363
01:07:04,990 --> 01:07:07,820
Hi, you're a smelly little baby.

1364
01:07:09,890 --> 01:07:14,560
You know you won't be able to
hide longer.

1365
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,530
You need to tell him.

1366
01:07:26,570 --> 01:07:28,510
I love you, monkey.

1367
01:07:28,510 --> 01:07:31,180
I love you.

1368
01:07:39,150 --> 01:07:42,720
Hey, Happy Alcoholic Day.

1369
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,720
Well, let me guess.

1370
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:47,060
You're one of those people
hating the buzzkills parade that stays at home  While the rest here,

1371
01:07:47,060 --> 01:07:48,260
Celebrating Saint Patrick's Day.

1372
01:07:48,260 --> 01:07:49,690
Don't you know what? I participated.

1373
01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:51,730
George is the eighth Irish.

1374
01:07:51,730 --> 01:07:53,930
Do you think he would like it?
Look, yeah...

1375
01:07:53,930 --> 01:07:55,700
Yes.

1376
01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,070
Who is George?

1377
01:07:57,070 --> 01:07:58,330
Lucy. Hey!

1378
01:07:58,330 --> 01:08:00,000
Oh, that's it!

1379
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,830
Is that George?

1380
01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:05,570
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

1381
01:08:05,570 --> 01:08:07,510
Yes!

1382
01:08:07,510 --> 01:08:09,840
Hi. / Hi.

1383
01:09:26,010 --> 01:09:28,510
Long time no see.

1384
01:09:28,510 --> 01:09:29,610
Yes.

1385
01:09:29,610 --> 01:09:31,780
Are you here with someone?

1386
01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:33,280
Oh no. I, me, I'm alone.

1387
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:36,150


1388
01:09:36,150 --> 01:09:38,080
I thought I'd
take some pancakes,

1389
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,320
Because I like pancakes. /
This is our favorite place.

1390
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:41,490
OK.

1391
01:09:41,490 --> 01:09:43,190
What are you doing?
Who are you here?

1392
01:09:43,190 --> 01:09:44,490
I came here with my parents.

1393
01:09:44,490 --> 01:09:46,190
Gosh. They are here.

1394
01:09:46,190 --> 01:09:47,720
See who this is.
Alice!

1395
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:49,160
Hey! How are you? /
Oh, my God.

1396
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,490
We are here to celebrate.

1397
01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:51,790
How are you? Glad to see you. / Hi.

1398
01:09:51,790 --> 01:09:54,230
Josh goes to business school.

1399
01:09:54,230 --> 01:09:55,390
What? / Yes. I succeeded.

1400
01:09:55,390 --> 01:09:56,630
That's what happened.
This is crazy.

1401
01:09:56,630 --> 01:09:58,330
I don't even know you want...

1402
01:09:58,330 --> 01:09:59,500
We will only take pictures.

1403
01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,960
Come on, come here. Oh

1404
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,400
We will only take pictures.

1405
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,700
Come on, come on, come here.

1406
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,030
Squeeze. /
No, no, no!

1407
01:10:05,030 --> 01:10:06,130
Time to take a photo. One two...

1408
01:10:06,130 --> 01:10:07,300
No, you have to be seen.

1409
01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:08,340
Three!

1410
01:10:08,340 --> 01:10:10,640
You are better than him.

1411
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,740
Wow. What?

1412
01:10:11,740 --> 01:10:13,140
What? Mother!

1413
01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:15,040
Enter into.

1414
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,370
I know you have said
one million times.

1415
01:10:16,370 --> 01:10:18,010
OK. Here you go. Come in,

1416
01:10:18,010 --> 01:10:19,410
Then go home.
See you again.

1417
01:10:19,410 --> 01:10:20,740
See you later. Good.

1418
01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:21,910
See you later.

1419
01:10:21,910 --> 01:10:23,150
Nice to meet you.

1420
01:10:23,150 --> 01:10:24,450
Nice to meet you.

1421
01:10:24,450 --> 01:10:25,380
Yes.

1422
01:10:25,380 --> 01:10:28,780
Good. Yes.

1423
01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:31,890
Don't eat my pancakes, man.

1424
01:10:31,890 --> 01:10:33,120
Oh sorry.

1425
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:34,520
do you want...
Yes, let's...

1426
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,120
I will see you again.

1427
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,390
Good. / Good.

1428
01:10:38,390 --> 01:10:40,790
See you later.

1429
01:11:14,420 --> 01:11:17,020
What is this?

1430
01:11:21,990 --> 01:11:24,420
Are you pregnant?

1431
01:11:28,730 --> 01:11:31,000
What?

1432
01:11:31,530 --> 01:11:33,300
I've tried to have a baby. Yes.

1433
01:11:33,300 --> 01:11:36,870
I... This might
won't even stick.

1434
01:11:36,870 --> 01:11:38,500
Yes, I think he's stuck.

1435
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:41,210
Okay, I don't know
how that sounds

1436
01:11:41,210 --> 01:11:43,910
but, if you haven't seen,

1437
01:11:43,910 --> 01:11:45,680
my breasts become much bigger.

1438
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,480
Yes, of course I see
your breasts are getting bigger.

1439
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,310
I put it on my vision board, okay?

1440
01:11:49,310 --> 01:11:50,750
I think it's because of me.

1441
01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,780
Who did it?

1442
01:11:51,780 --> 01:11:54,210
I am the person!
People like me, visionaries!

1443
01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:55,750
Don't you realize that I'm fat?

1444
01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:58,580
That's a trick question.
You're not fat.

1445
01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:00,620
You're beautiful,
you're always beautiful.

1446
01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:02,450
and you are doing well.

1447
01:12:02,450 --> 01:12:03,720
Do you think so?

1448
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,960
Why have you tried to avoid me
lately?

1449
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,420
Gosh.

1450
01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:10,460
I think I will...

1451
01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:11,530
I will become a father!

1452
01:12:11,530 --> 01:12:12,730
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

1453
01:12:12,730 --> 01:12:14,330
Sorry, we will have a baby!

1454
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:18,100
We will become...
Not "father." We will...

1455
01:12:18,670 --> 01:12:20,030
No, it's not.

1456
01:12:20,030 --> 01:12:22,900
Like, you don't...
It's not...

1457
01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:24,370
Is this not my child?

1458
01:12:24,370 --> 01:12:25,600
I'm just pregnant.

1459
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,110
What do you mean, you're "only pregnant"?

1460
01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:28,410
That's crazy. How could it be?

1461
01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:29,710
What? I said,
you're crazy.

1462
01:12:29,710 --> 01:12:31,310
You have lied to me
all the time.

1463
01:12:31,310 --> 01:12:32,910
We are together
then you are pregnant.

1464
01:12:32,910 --> 01:12:34,240
And now you're angry with me
because I believe that?

1465
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:35,610
That's what is done
crazy people aren't.

1466
01:12:35,610 --> 01:12:38,580
That's three times.

1467
01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:39,710
Say again.

1468
01:12:39,710 --> 01:12:41,550
I don't know.
This is crazy for me.

1469
01:12:41,550 --> 01:12:43,520
I just want to say something.

1470
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,390
Usually, it's a good idea

1471
01:12:46,390 --> 01:12:48,550
Don't call crazy pregnant women.

1472
01:12:48,550 --> 01:12:50,260
Do you know what I mean?

1473
01:12:50,260 --> 01:12:52,760
He deceives everyone.

1474
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,530
That's not funny!

1475
01:12:55,530 --> 01:12:56,990
Oh, sh... Oh, God!

1476
01:12:56,990 --> 01:12:58,060
Not funny!

1477
01:12:58,060 --> 01:13:00,730
Chase it!

1478
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,500
Who is his father?

1479
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,830
I don't know!
I do not know.

1480
01:13:07,830 --> 01:13:08,870
How do you not know?

1481
01:13:08,870 --> 01:13:10,240
Stop yelling at me.

1482
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,240
How can you not know?

1483
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:12,500
Don't you know the name?

1484
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,310
I did
insemination with a sperm donor.

1485
01:13:14,310 --> 01:13:15,510
Gosh. / understand?

1486
01:13:15,510 --> 01:13:17,040
Do you have a problem?

1487
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:18,570
I have no problem with that.
This is your body.

1488
01:13:18,570 --> 01:13:19,880
Do whatever you want
with your body.

1489
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:21,580
Cover it in a tattoo.
I do not care.

1490
01:13:21,580 --> 01:13:23,040
I think I deserve to know
when there is someone

1491
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,550
living in a person with whom I have sex.

1492
01:13:24,550 --> 01:13:26,410
Don't say iyu. That's disgusting!

1493
01:13:26,410 --> 01:13:28,720
There is nothing dirty about it.
It is beautiful!

1494
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,020
This is not your problem. /
Not genetically, understand?

1495
01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:33,690
But my boyfriend has a baby.

1496
01:13:33,690 --> 01:13:36,420
Honey, we will make this
, like,

1497
01:13:36,420 --> 01:13:38,160
This is something I need to know.

1498
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:41,560
What will you do?
Stay at home and take care of the baby?

1499
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,530
Have I just won a lottery?

1500
01:13:43,530 --> 01:13:45,430
Yes, I want to stay at home
and take care of the baby.

1501
01:13:45,430 --> 01:13:48,900
When I was eight years old,
my Halloween costume was a father who lived at home.

1502
01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:50,600
You say that
I don't have to go to work anymore.

1503
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,300
I can be together,
with babies all day long?

1504
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:53,930
Stop saying the word "baby."

1505
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,900
Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies!
Because babies are amazing!

1506
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:59,100
Okay, listen.

1507
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:04,240
You and me, we might
be having fun together.

1508
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:07,610
Then one day, we will be on the road
on this trip together.

1509
01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:10,050
And I will drive,
then I'm tired

1510
01:14:10,050 --> 01:14:11,580
and I don't like doing it,

1511
01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:14,750
but I will agree to let you drive.

1512
01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:16,720
Then I will feel very safe,

1513
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,920
and that's when we will crack.

1514
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:23,120
You think you can control everything,
but you can't.

1515
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:25,160
That's not how this works.

1516
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:29,030
If I can choose someone
to do it, it is you.

1517
01:14:29,030 --> 01:14:30,530
You can choose!

1518
01:14:30,530 --> 01:14:35,560
Then I'm not the only one in the car.

1519
01:14:38,170 --> 01:14:40,970
Yes.

1520
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:45,140
Well, for the record,
is not me who left you.

1521
01:14:45,140 --> 01:14:48,640
But you dumped me.

1522
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:35,520
Father? /
Yes dear?

1523
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:37,950
I want to hear the song "your eyes".

1524
01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:40,920
Sing to me.

1525
01:15:41,190 --> 01:15:45,290
Not tonight, baby. understand?

1526
01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:49,590
Sleep.

1527
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,920
If Josh and I could get married now.

1528
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:26,130
Then we will have, like,
cute little baby daughter.

1529
01:16:26,130 --> 01:16:30,030
and he might be called "fruit".

1530
01:16:30,030 --> 01:16:32,970
What kind of name is "George,"? Right?

1531
01:16:32,970 --> 01:16:34,600
I hate her hair.

1532
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,570
Actually, technically,
we will have a daughter in four years,

1533
01:16:37,570 --> 01:16:40,000
and his name is Rihanna.

1534
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,570
What? we haven't known each other
For four years.

1535
01:16:42,570 --> 01:16:44,170
No, not you. Josh.

1536
01:16:44,170 --> 01:16:45,710
Oh, right, yes.

1537
01:16:45,710 --> 01:16:47,810
But, exactly.
It's the same thing as me and Lucy.

1538
01:16:47,810 --> 01:16:52,350
It's like, if I go to work,
and he's not there, I'm like crazy or something.

1539
01:16:52,350 --> 01:16:56,380
Yes. Because he's not sick of you.

1540
01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:59,090
I understand. I don't know where I can find another like him.

1541
01:16:59,090 --> 01:17:01,620
Yes. I also do not know.

1542
01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:05,020
Maybe we just
made the wrong step.

1543
01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:08,330
Maybe, all this time,
we have focused on something wrong

1544
01:17:08,330 --> 01:17:11,060
and now it's all too late.

1545
01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:13,700
For something wrong.

1546
01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:17,360
Here it is. We can't pass "eleven."

1547
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:19,970
What are you talking about?

1548
01:17:19,970 --> 01:17:21,640
Number of our drinks.

1549
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:24,040
In every friendship between men and women, there are a number of drinks,

1550
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:28,240
and if you mathematically pass,
you have to have sex.

1551
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:31,240
Whatever.

1552
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,040
Oi. Sorry.
makes it noisy.

1553
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:37,250
Wha... where is that from?

1554
01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:40,720
Uh, floor.

1555
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:45,750
One two three. That's three.

1556
01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:50,260
Four five six.

1557
01:17:50,260 --> 01:17:52,860
Seven.

1558
01:17:54,690 --> 01:17:57,960
Eight nine.

1559
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:06,860
This is still ten.
It's still ten.

1560
01:18:09,370 --> 01:18:11,200
Eleven. Do you drink this?

1561
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,240
No.

1562
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:13,440
Oh, thank God.

1563
01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:16,010
You are the one who drank it.

1564
01:18:27,350 --> 01:18:29,350
This might be an error.

1565
01:18:29,350 --> 01:18:31,190
This is just a bad idea.

1566
01:18:31,190 --> 01:18:33,820
Yes, I'm sorry.
I tried to forget Lucy from my mind.

1567
01:18:33,820 --> 01:18:36,030
Yes, look. Usually, I will feel angry.

1568
01:18:36,030 --> 01:18:38,060
But I only do
the same thing with you.

1569
01:18:38,060 --> 01:18:38,930
Right, yes.

1570
01:18:38,930 --> 01:18:42,530
Damn. I think I like it.

1571
01:18:42,530 --> 01:18:46,100
Like, when we are together,

1572
01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:51,270
I feel like me, but,
like, I get better.

1573
01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:56,210
Look, it's a miracle.
That's what I have to find.

1574
01:18:56,210 --> 01:18:58,470
Yes.

1575
01:19:02,180 --> 01:19:05,380
I can go out alone.

1576
01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:32,380
Visit www.Markasjudi.cc

1577
01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:39,840
Cheers!

1578
01:19:45,850 --> 01:19:47,850
Whoa!

1579
01:19:47,850 --> 01:19:51,450
Alice! Happy Birthday!

1580
01:19:51,450 --> 01:19:52,750
Hi!

1581
01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:54,450
Thank you. What is that?
Give it to me.

1582
01:19:54,450 --> 01:19:55,990
Um, this is actually for Meg.

1583
01:19:55,990 --> 01:19:59,820
I've made it specifically for him.

1584
01:20:00,090 --> 01:20:04,890
That's so sweet.
Look at how comfortable it is. Oh

1585
01:20:04,890 --> 01:20:07,400
Maybe I will give it to him.
But someday.

1586
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:08,530
Hey!

1587
01:20:08,530 --> 01:20:09,900
There is no Tom, There is no Josh,

1588
01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:11,330
I have a really exciting time.

1589
01:20:11,330 --> 01:20:14,470
and I won't think
about any man.

1590
01:20:14,470 --> 01:20:16,400
This is for no drama.

1591
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:20,200
Without drama.

1592
01:20:26,340 --> 01:20:29,510
Happy birthday!

1593
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:49,490
Thank you guys.

1594
01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:53,560
I will show. Through this way.

1595
01:20:54,860 --> 01:20:57,430
Oh my God.

1596
01:20:58,570 --> 01:20:59,830
Icky Stimpkins!

1597
01:20:59,830 --> 01:21:01,230
Josh! What is wrong?

1598
01:21:01,230 --> 01:21:02,630
Wow, I haven't seen you since college!

1599
01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:04,340
I'm just taking a walk.

1600
01:21:04,340 --> 01:21:06,500
I have to go drink,
but I will see you later.

1601
01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:07,570
Okay, cool. Yes, man.

1602
01:21:07,570 --> 01:21:10,270
I'm looking for Alice.

1603
01:21:15,310 --> 01:21:17,280
We get all "No caps"

1604
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:21,910
But, uh, you look like a good person,
and, you know...

1605
01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:23,610
Hey. How is everyone ?

1606
01:21:23,610 --> 01:21:26,070
Hey. Hey. Josh.

1607
01:21:26,070 --> 01:21:27,120
Are you Josh?

1608
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:28,280
What do you mean?

1609
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:31,420
No, nothing.
I'm just surprised.

1610
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:32,690
Wait, how do you know Alice?

1611
01:21:32,690 --> 01:21:34,290
How do you know Alice?

1612
01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:35,690
Oh, shit.

1613
01:21:35,690 --> 01:21:37,320
This is Josh.

1614
01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:38,390
I see.

1615
01:21:38,390 --> 01:21:42,090
What? are you new friends, or...

1616
01:21:45,190 --> 01:21:46,630
Gosh.

1617
01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:48,000
Come here.

1618
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:51,400
Um, Tom here, and David, and Josh.

1619
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:53,070
And David. Did I say David?

1620
01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:54,940
Yes, I know, because I invited them.

1621
01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:56,100
You're welcome.

1622
01:21:56,100 --> 01:21:57,500
Why? Why did you do that?

1623
01:21:57,500 --> 01:22:00,340
Because I think this will be funny.
For me.

1624
01:22:00,340 --> 01:22:06,440
And good for you emotionally,
Have people fighting over you.

1625
01:22:08,910 --> 01:22:10,710
Hey. / Hey.

1626
01:22:10,710 --> 01:22:12,310
What are you doing here? /
How are you?

1627
01:22:12,310 --> 01:22:15,680
Good enough. Uh,
I need to talk to you about something.

1628
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:16,720
Good. I also.

1629
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:17,950
You first.

1630
01:22:17,950 --> 01:22:19,190
I will get married.

1631
01:22:19,190 --> 01:22:20,050
What?

1632
01:22:20,050 --> 01:22:23,050
That, uh...

1633
01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:28,190
Listen, computer programs are nonsense.

1634
01:22:28,190 --> 01:22:30,790
Your algorithm? Also, nonsense, understand?

1635
01:22:30,790 --> 01:22:34,060
Just because music stops,
doesn't mean you have to sit on the nearest seat.

1636
01:22:34,060 --> 01:22:36,470
You don't have to be with George.

1637
01:22:36,470 --> 01:22:39,000
You must be with me.

1638
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:41,200
Yes. I want to be with you.

1639
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,270
What?

1640
01:22:42,270 --> 01:22:44,300
Oh my God, every bad date happens at the bar.

1641
01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:47,270
There is someone who is always there.

1642
01:22:47,270 --> 01:22:49,570
you.

1643
01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:51,710
me.

1644
01:22:51,710 --> 01:22:53,450
Yes. Gosh. / Is it true?

1645
01:22:53,450 --> 01:22:55,110
We can live happily together.

1646
01:22:55,110 --> 01:22:56,810
And, I mean,
we will get married soon.

1647
01:22:56,810 --> 01:22:59,420
because we might want
to have a family soon.

1648
01:22:59,420 --> 01:23:00,280
Oh my God. Our children.

1649
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:03,150
Our children will be very funny.

1650
01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:04,350
Right.

1651
01:23:04,350 --> 01:23:08,090
That is why we like brake pumps.

1652
01:23:08,090 --> 01:23:09,460
and not in a hurry, you know?

1653
01:23:09,460 --> 01:23:13,290
Come on... Let's take care of it now.

1654
01:23:13,290 --> 01:23:14,590
Oh God, Tom.

1655
01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:16,530
I'm just kidding.

1656
01:23:16,530 --> 01:23:18,500
Thank you. Gosh.

1657
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,030
I don't want to be with you.

1658
01:23:20,030 --> 01:23:21,770
And you don't want me, right.

1659
01:23:21,770 --> 01:23:24,100
Wait. / Dear!

1660
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:25,500
Gosh. I see everything.

1661
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,640
I think you will hyperventilate, man.

1662
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,370
But I don't!

1663
01:23:29,370 --> 01:23:30,740
Oh, Tom.

1664
01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:32,170
Come on. Do not be sad.

1665
01:23:32,170 --> 01:23:33,580
Do you know what this is?

1666
01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:36,440
First, these are small green shoots alive

1667
01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:39,780
Fight the way out
from your heart pebble parking lot.

1668
01:23:39,780 --> 01:23:41,780
So, congratulations.

1669
01:23:41,780 --> 01:23:44,250
That's beautiful.

1670
01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:45,250
Thank you, honey.

1671
01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:46,790
Oh, wait a minute.

1672
01:23:46,790 --> 01:23:49,020
Hey, man, I'm just saying.

1673
01:23:49,020 --> 01:23:51,620
Stay away from my girl, okay, man?

1674
01:23:51,620 --> 01:23:53,790
Or I will get you soon.

1675
01:23:53,790 --> 01:23:55,060
Good. OK. /
understand?

1676
01:23:55,060 --> 01:23:56,290
So, stay away. Understand?

1677
01:23:56,290 --> 01:23:58,090
Yes. Because I've given him a ring.

1678
01:23:58,090 --> 01:24:00,200
and you won't succeed with just your penman.

1679
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:02,730
Baikah. /
You are a jerk, man.

1680
01:24:02,730 --> 01:24:03,830
Cool, okay. No, of course.

1681
01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:05,900
Lucy loves you, I like you.

1682
01:24:05,900 --> 01:24:07,430
We are brothers, now, okay?

1683
01:24:07,430 --> 01:24:10,770
So, I want to...

1684
01:24:10,770 --> 01:24:12,510
This is great...

1685
01:24:12,510 --> 01:24:15,870
Asking you to be
My best friend.

1686
01:24:16,530 --> 01:24:17,780
Yes, you understand.

1687
01:24:17,780 --> 01:24:19,180
Of course not, man!

1688
01:24:19,180 --> 01:24:20,910
Of course, you can't be the best human.

1689
01:24:20,910 --> 01:24:22,550
You're a stranger to me.

1690
01:24:22,550 --> 01:24:23,810
Good? / Yes.

1691
01:24:23,810 --> 01:24:26,150
I want to say this again,
stay away from my lover.

1692
01:24:26,150 --> 01:24:27,620
I don't want
you to be my accomplice.

1693
01:24:27,620 --> 01:24:29,580
We still love you,
you're our family.

1694
01:24:29,580 --> 01:24:31,380
You will definitely be invited to the wedding party.

1695
01:24:31,380 --> 01:24:32,520
Maybe...

1696
01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:34,420
But maybe not.
So, don't be offended.

1697
01:24:34,420 --> 01:24:37,390
I'm glad we talked this, man.

1698
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:41,290
Whoo!

1699
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:44,820
Whoo!

1700
01:24:45,830 --> 01:24:47,960
Uh...

1701
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:49,960
Are you trying to hide from me?

1702
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:52,430
Are you hiding from me? /
Hi. Hah? Hi.

1703
01:24:52,430 --> 01:24:54,840
I don't see you, it's here.

1704
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,770
This is a good hiding place.

1705
01:24:56,770 --> 01:24:58,940
Uh, listen.

1706
01:24:58,940 --> 01:25:00,370
I've thought a lot about you.

1707
01:25:00,370 --> 01:25:02,510
Look, David,
I'm sorry, I...

1708
01:25:02,510 --> 01:25:03,940
I can't do this.

1709
01:25:03,940 --> 01:25:06,940
You make it so clear to me,
that you don't want to, so...

1710
01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:08,480
Not for that I came here.

1711
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:11,750
I came here
just to apologize to you.

1712
01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:13,550
Because it's been a bastard.

1713
01:25:13,550 --> 01:25:14,650
Oh

1714
01:25:14,650 --> 01:25:17,010
Yes.

1715
01:25:17,620 --> 01:25:19,150
Well, you're right about Phoebe.

1716
01:25:19,150 --> 01:25:20,950
Oh good.
Have you talked to him?

1717
01:25:20,950 --> 01:25:23,820
Well, um, you know, I'm trying.

1718
01:25:23,820 --> 01:25:28,090
But, uh, are you okay?

1719
01:25:30,660 --> 01:25:33,290
I'm trying.

1720
01:25:36,930 --> 01:25:39,660
Happy birthday.

1721
01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:55,080
See? I said this would be nice.

1722
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:57,510
Although, my plans made them fight unsuccessfully.

1723
01:25:57,510 --> 01:25:59,080
and that doesn't happen.

1724
01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:01,650
Robin, this is not a joke.
This is my life.

1725
01:26:01,650 --> 01:26:04,250
But you know no?
I don't think you will understand it,

1726
01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,220
Because you never really cared.

1727
01:26:06,220 --> 01:26:07,650
About who is injured.

1728
01:26:07,650 --> 01:26:10,260
So, this kind of thing doesn't affect you.

1729
01:26:10,260 --> 01:26:12,790
Good. Sorry I invited them,

1730
01:26:12,790 --> 01:26:13,990
but who cares about me?

1731
01:26:13,990 --> 01:26:15,630
I care, because you are my friend!

1732
01:26:15,630 --> 01:26:18,300
Really? Because as far as I know,

1733
01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:20,600
You are only friends with me
when you feel wasted,

1734
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:22,370
and need someone to entertain you.

1735
01:26:22,370 --> 01:26:23,700
You just want to be friends with me

1736
01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:25,900
when you need me
become your little sidekick.

1737
01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:29,670
The reason why I'm not friends with you
when you are in a relationship,

1738
01:26:29,670 --> 01:26:34,740
is because you only turn into
human back cells.

1739
01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:36,010
Good.

1740
01:26:36,010 --> 01:26:36,940
Yes, you want some advice?

1741
01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:38,180
Yes, what?

1742
01:26:38,180 --> 01:26:40,380
You won't find the right man.

1743
01:26:40,380 --> 01:26:42,850
By bumming free drinks
and by giving your body.

1744
01:26:42,850 --> 01:26:44,450
Where do you know?

1745
01:26:44,450 --> 01:26:46,420
So far,
you've been like that,

1746
01:26:46,420 --> 01:26:49,350
"Oh, yes, party and penis,
and squirt.

1747
01:26:49,350 --> 01:26:51,620
" Let's spurt to,
our entire body. "

1748
01:26:51,620 --> 01:26:53,220
" Do it right, bitch! "

1749
01:26:53,220 --> 01:26:55,420
It's about me being sick because of you.

1750
01:26:55,420 --> 01:26:57,760
meet people and drop
their sandy penis.

1751
01:26:57,760 --> 01:26:58,890
Fall to what they are?

1752
01:26:58,890 --> 01:27:00,690
their sandy penis.

1753
01:27:00,690 --> 01:27:03,360
It's like, every time
a new man looks at you,

1754
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:05,300
You keep forgetting who you , and,

1755
01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:07,700
like... "Oh!"

1756
01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:10,300
You're stuck in their world.

1757
01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:12,140
At least when I decide
I want a boyfriend,

1758
01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:14,710
I will find someone
who likes me as I am.

1759
01:27:14,710 --> 01:27:19,310
Because I know who this damn is.

1760
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:02,980
Hey.

1761
01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:04,950
Gosh.

1762
01:28:04,950 --> 01:28:07,850
Happy birthday.

1763
01:28:07,990 --> 01:28:11,320
It's your birthday!

1764
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:14,590
And I drink some of your gifts.

1765
01:28:22,100 --> 01:28:24,800
Are you okay?

1766
01:28:28,140 --> 01:28:31,130
No, No

1767
01:28:36,810 --> 01:28:40,610
Oh my God, you look beautiful
when you're angry.

1768
01:28:47,620 --> 01:28:50,950
I miss him.

1769
01:28:52,650 --> 01:28:54,890
What do we do? /
We will have sex.

1770
01:28:54,890 --> 01:28:56,520
Sure.

1771
01:28:56,520 --> 01:28:58,560
Yes, Tuahn. / What?

1772
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:01,900
So, since I saw you,
I feel my heart is messed up.

1773
01:29:01,900 --> 01:29:04,590
I should
not let you go.

1774
01:29:04,930 --> 01:29:07,970
Because Michelle and I are still together,

1775
01:29:07,970 --> 01:29:09,700
and we are really involved.

1776
01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:11,840
I feel like
we are making love. / What? What?

1777
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:15,640
We will get married, but I don't know what I don't want to do.

1778
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:16,670
Gosh!

1779
01:29:16,670 --> 01:29:19,380
Wait! I'm just saying... /
Oh, my God.

1780
01:29:19,380 --> 01:29:20,880
Gosh. /
Come here, come here.

1781
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:22,940
I just cheated on someone else's fiance.

1782
01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:25,580
No, it's not cheating,
because we've been together.

1783
01:29:25,580 --> 01:29:27,450
What are you doing? / Wait,...

1784
01:29:27,450 --> 01:29:28,980
You said you missed me!

1785
01:29:28,980 --> 01:29:31,250
Yes I miss you all this time.

1786
01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:36,920
I see you and you're so beautiful,
and you're so pretty.

1787
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:38,720
And I just need a closure.

1788
01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:40,090
I think we need...
what is this one...

1789
01:29:40,090 --> 01:29:41,720
Is this closing for you? /
Yes.

1790
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:43,690
Only the last action
to remember the past,

1791
01:29:43,690 --> 01:29:46,530
Before you go
and settle with other people?

1792
01:29:46,530 --> 01:29:49,060
That's not...

1793
01:29:49,060 --> 01:29:51,800
Sorry, okay?

1794
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:53,030
Uh, Alice.

1795
01:29:53,030 --> 01:29:54,170
No, you know no?

1796
01:29:54,170 --> 01:29:56,770
I should have asked for forgiveness.
This is my fault.

1797
01:29:56,770 --> 01:29:59,570
I spend so much time
just want you back.

1798
01:29:59,570 --> 01:30:01,910
So when I think
that you want me to come back,

1799
01:30:01,910 --> 01:30:05,480
It feels like I lost my mind
for the second time.

1800
01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:07,410
Gosh. This is it!
This is a sandy penis.

1801
01:30:07,410 --> 01:30:09,180
Now I fall
into your sandy penis.

1802
01:30:09,180 --> 01:30:10,450
What?

1803
01:30:10,450 --> 01:30:11,480
It's like quicksand,
but with a penis.

1804
01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:12,910
I don't have a sandy penis.

1805
01:30:12,910 --> 01:30:15,520
I'm so obsessed with
with the idea of falling in love,

1806
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:19,950
It feels like I really
lost myself.

1807
01:30:19,950 --> 01:30:23,720
Like, I forgot what I wanted
and I just forgot it.

1808
01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:25,690
I'm like a horse in Neverending Story.

1809
01:30:25,690 --> 01:30:29,530
I feel something is coming out of your mind.

1810
01:30:29,530 --> 01:30:33,500
Josh. I want to be alone.

1811
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:35,930
I know if I
often say it.

1812
01:30:35,930 --> 01:30:37,930
But, for the first time
in my life,

1813
01:30:37,930 --> 01:30:41,900
I really,
really appreciate it.

1814
01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:45,600
Congratulations on your engagement.

1815
01:31:10,230 --> 01:31:12,000
Where do you want to go?

1816
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,530
go home.

1817
01:31:15,230 --> 01:31:18,160
I want to go home.

1818
01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:22,100
Madam! I don't know where you live.

1819
01:31:22,100 --> 01:31:27,370
Oh, I'm sorry. Um, can you say it
to Second south and Berry?

1820
01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:34,650
Gosh!

1821
01:31:34,650 --> 01:31:37,410
Robin? Gosh!

1822
01:31:37,650 --> 01:31:39,050
Gosh! Are you okay?

1823
01:31:39,050 --> 01:31:40,680
Take us to the hospital,
and I won't sue you!

1824
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:42,650
What happened? /
We have to go.

1825
01:31:42,650 --> 01:31:46,350
Hey!

1826
01:31:46,890 --> 01:31:47,820
Oh my God!

1827
01:31:47,820 --> 01:31:49,220
Oh, my God, what happened?

1828
01:31:49,220 --> 01:31:50,520
No no No. It's fine,
this is fine, it's fine.

1829
01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:51,490
Gosh! No, that's fine!

1830
01:31:51,490 --> 01:31:52,960
I've held it.

1831
01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:55,630
The average labor force
for a new mother is 26 hours.

1832
01:31:55,630 --> 01:31:58,400
It doesn't just pop out like a TV.
This will be fine.

1833
01:31:58,400 --> 01:31:59,660
Good.

1834
01:31:59,660 --> 01:32:01,160
Oh my God!

1835
01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:02,970
Oh my God, is everything okay?

1836
01:32:02,970 --> 01:32:04,300
call a taxi. /
Good!

1837
01:32:04,300 --> 01:32:06,830
I will get it.

1838
01:32:07,100 --> 01:32:09,970
Ooh!

1839
01:32:09,970 --> 01:32:13,570
Take us to the hospital
and I won't sue you!

1840
01:32:13,670 --> 01:32:16,240
This is bad.

1841
01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:17,440
Alright okay.

1842
01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:19,680
Oh, this is really bad!

1843
01:32:19,850 --> 01:32:21,980
I need to call my patient
and apologize.

1844
01:32:21,980 --> 01:32:24,050
No.

1845
01:32:24,050 --> 01:32:25,450
This is not natural!

1846
01:32:25,450 --> 01:32:26,550
Good. Oh, my God!

1847
01:32:26,550 --> 01:32:28,150
You are on the 10 cm opening,

1848
01:32:28,150 --> 01:32:29,620
And you've entered the second stage

1849
01:32:29,620 --> 01:32:31,320
labor, known as
active labor.

1850
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:32,890
What?

1851
01:32:32,890 --> 01:32:34,590
I'm studying in medicine.
Is that so hard to believe?

1852
01:32:34,590 --> 01:32:35,890
Yes!

1853
01:32:35,890 --> 01:32:37,690
I want to try it now.

1854
01:32:37,690 --> 01:32:38,930
Keep your feet away from my chest.

1855
01:32:38,930 --> 01:32:40,630
Keep your feet off my chest, okay?

1856
01:32:40,630 --> 01:32:42,530
OK.
don't be over!

1857
01:32:42,530 --> 01:32:43,960
You're a woman...

1858
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:45,630
gave birth to a baby behind a taxi.

1859
01:32:45,630 --> 01:32:46,830
and I'm Australian-American.

1860
01:32:46,830 --> 01:32:48,700
I will be a hero!

1861
01:32:48,700 --> 01:32:50,630
In a taxi? Don't worry, Meg.

1862
01:32:50,630 --> 01:32:52,170
My hands and mouth have both.

1863
01:32:52,170 --> 01:32:53,870
this has been sterilized with vodka.

1864
01:32:53,870 --> 01:32:55,570
I feel like going out. /
No no no no.

1865
01:32:55,570 --> 01:32:56,840
I will... I will...

1866
01:32:56,840 --> 01:32:57,970
Thank me!
Hold inside!

1867
01:32:57,970 --> 01:33:00,040
We can do it.

1868
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:02,440
We can do it.

1869
01:33:02,440 --> 01:33:04,880
We can do it,
we can do it.

1870
01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:07,280
Here it is!

1871
01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:08,980
Exit. Exit. /
Okay, open the door.

1872
01:33:08,980 --> 01:33:10,480
Damn, the door... /
Open the door.

1873
01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:11,650
This doesn't want to open! /
Open the door!

1874
01:33:11,650 --> 01:33:13,080
The door won't open! /
Open the door.

1875
01:33:13,080 --> 01:33:15,280
Wait! through Window.
We just have to...

1876
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:17,550
What are you doing? /
The door is locked!

1877
01:33:17,550 --> 01:33:19,350
Open the door!

1878
01:33:19,350 --> 01:33:20,720
This is going to come out!

1879
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:23,150
Robin! Okay, you have to help him!

1880
01:33:23,150 --> 01:33:25,360
You have to help him.
He will help you, okay?

1881
01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:26,460
I can't. /
Help him.

1882
01:33:26,460 --> 01:33:27,760
Come on!

1883
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:29,530
Close your feet tightly.

1884
01:33:29,530 --> 01:33:32,220
Don't let it out!

1885
01:33:32,590 --> 01:33:35,390
Robin, this isn't locked!

1886
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:38,260
Come on!

1887
01:33:39,030 --> 01:33:40,330
Oh! my wallet.

1888
01:33:40,330 --> 01:33:42,170
No no no no! Enter it in. /
This is going to come out!

1889
01:33:42,170 --> 01:33:43,600
I need... We need a wheelchair.

1890
01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:45,140
Oh my God. / Okay, don't let it out!

1891
01:33:45,140 --> 01:33:46,870
He will come out. /
Don't leave it out.

1892
01:33:46,870 --> 01:33:48,410
Wait, Meg. Meg! Meg!
I have to... I have to push.

1893
01:33:48,410 --> 01:33:49,470
It wants to get out.

1894
01:33:49,470 --> 01:33:50,540
Are you not participating?

1895
01:33:50,540 --> 01:33:53,670
You don't need me anymore.

1896
01:33:55,540 --> 01:33:57,640
OK.
Oh, my God. / OK.

1897
01:33:57,640 --> 01:34:00,640
I'm scared. /
I am here.

1898
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:22,060
Hi.

1899
01:34:22,230 --> 01:34:24,930
I call him.

1900
01:34:25,570 --> 01:34:27,970
Look, I know
you don't want me here,

1901
01:34:27,970 --> 01:34:30,740
But please listen to me, understand?

1902
01:34:30,740 --> 01:34:33,910
You like me.

1903
01:34:33,910 --> 01:34:35,780
And I like you.

1904
01:34:35,780 --> 01:34:38,280
And you're crazy. That is the fact.

1905
01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:42,380
Honestly, I think you might be
like crazy when you weren't pregnant.

1906
01:34:42,380 --> 01:34:47,180
But I can say that,
because I love you.

1907
01:34:47,990 --> 01:34:50,280
I love you.

1908
01:34:52,590 --> 01:34:55,420
I will come back later.

1909
01:34:56,760 --> 01:34:58,530
Thank you.
Thank you for calling.

1910
01:34:58,530 --> 01:34:59,760
Don't do strange things.

1911
01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:02,330
Oh, thank you, thank...

1912
01:35:02,330 --> 01:35:05,200
Well, you want to meet
or not?

1913
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,600
He?

1914
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:10,370
This is "him"?

1915
01:35:11,900 --> 01:35:14,240
This is Madeline's baby.

1916
01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:17,310
God, look at you.

1917
01:35:17,310 --> 01:35:20,340
Happy birthday dear.

1918
01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:23,440
He is very beautiful.

1919
01:35:23,610 --> 01:35:27,350
And I think I love you too.

1920
01:35:27,350 --> 01:35:30,490
I mean, I love you,
I don't know why I said it.

1921
01:35:30,490 --> 01:35:34,590
I love you so much.

1922
01:35:34,590 --> 01:35:35,990
I mean, I'm not...

1923
01:35:35,990 --> 01:35:38,860
I really can
handle all this myself.

1924
01:35:38,860 --> 01:35:40,190
I'm an independent woman.

1925
01:35:40,190 --> 01:35:41,590
Dear God, are you serious?

1926
01:35:41,590 --> 01:35:43,730
But I don't want to.

1927
01:35:43,730 --> 01:35:46,230
I don't want to.

1928
01:35:51,300 --> 01:35:53,570
Hi.

1929
01:35:53,570 --> 01:35:56,930
Does he not look like an alien?

1930
01:35:57,170 --> 01:36:00,440
You are the most beautiful alien in the world.

1931
01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:33,440
Visit www.Markasjudi.cc

1932
01:38:00,980 --> 01:38:02,680
Hey.

1933
01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:04,480
What do you want?

1934
01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:07,650
I want to tell you that I can
do a lot of things myself.

1935
01:38:07,650 --> 01:38:08,990
I can open my own shirt,

1936
01:38:08,990 --> 01:38:12,060
But I want you to do it for me.

1937
01:38:12,060 --> 01:38:14,790
Sounds weird.

1938
01:38:14,790 --> 01:38:16,790
I want you to see me,
open my clothes.

1939
01:38:16,790 --> 01:38:18,830
No, sorry.
That sounds very sexual.

1940
01:38:18,830 --> 01:38:20,260
That's not what I mean.

1941
01:38:20,260 --> 01:38:22,970
I mean I want
to open my own clothes.

1942
01:38:22,970 --> 01:38:25,030
and I just want you to be here,

1943
01:38:25,030 --> 01:38:28,330
because you're my best friend.

1944
01:38:28,740 --> 01:38:30,700
and I love you.

1945
01:38:30,700 --> 01:38:34,040
And I really love you, too.

1946
01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:36,780
This is more than just friendship.

1947
01:38:36,780 --> 01:38:40,210
I'm so glad you feel the same way.

1948
01:38:40,380 --> 01:38:41,680
I'm just kidding!

1949
01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:43,280
Gosh.

1950
01:38:43,280 --> 01:38:46,680
I understand.
Oh, but I love you.

1951
01:38:46,680 --> 01:38:48,220
And I miss you.

1952
01:38:48,220 --> 01:38:52,650
I managed to surprise you.

1953
01:38:54,390 --> 01:38:57,990
Wait, are you kidding me?
Do you live here?

1954
01:38:58,160 --> 01:39:00,730
Robin! This is 500 square feet,

1955
01:39:00,730 --> 01:39:03,900
Where do you store your clothes and bathe occasionally?

1956
01:39:03,900 --> 01:39:05,300
Uh, yeah.

1957
01:39:05,300 --> 01:39:07,270
I'm super rich.
Don't I say it?

1958
01:39:07,270 --> 01:39:09,430
Wait. Why are we always hanging out at my place?

1959
01:39:09,430 --> 01:39:12,230
Why do you even work in a company?

1960
01:39:12,470 --> 01:39:15,870
Wait, why am I paying
everything all the time?

1961
01:39:15,870 --> 01:39:17,300
Wow.

1962
01:39:17,300 --> 01:39:20,040
Well, I don't need to work in a company.

1963
01:39:20,040 --> 01:39:23,210
I just like to be friends with you.

1964
01:39:23,210 --> 01:39:25,280
And fuck two security guys.

1965
01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:26,810
Why do you have a scooter?

1966
01:39:26,810 --> 01:39:28,550
This is a scooter in my room.

1967
01:39:28,550 --> 01:39:30,080
I have all over the floor.

1968
01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:32,380
I have paid the bill,
every time we are out.

1969
01:39:32,380 --> 01:39:34,980
But that's how you live super rich.

1970
01:39:34,980 --> 01:39:36,320
Oh my God!

1971
01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:37,820
You still have a lot to learn from me.

1972
01:39:37,820 --> 01:39:39,320
I want you to be my dear dad.

1973
01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:42,190
I will be your dear brother.

1974
01:39:42,190 --> 01:39:43,920
I think you don't want breakfast?

1975
01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:47,290
You damage it.

1976
01:39:48,290 --> 01:39:51,830
I think that when we are single,

1977
01:39:51,830 --> 01:39:56,330
It is the time where we,
are truly alone.

1978
01:39:56,730 --> 01:40:00,900
But, how well do we want to be a single person?

1979
01:40:00,900 --> 01:40:02,300
is there no danger.

1980
01:40:02,300 --> 01:40:04,610
You will be a good single,

1981
01:40:04,610 --> 01:40:06,310
so that your way of organizing.

1982
01:40:06,310 --> 01:40:08,280
That you will lose the chance
to be with someone great?

1983
01:40:15,150 --> 01:40:19,850
Some people adopt
babies to continue.

1984
01:40:25,190 --> 01:40:28,690
Some people refuse to continue single.

1985
01:40:33,330 --> 01:40:36,600
Sometimes, it's not statistics.

1986
01:40:36,600 --> 01:40:40,130
This is just a company.

1987
01:40:41,200 --> 01:40:43,370
And sometimes, just because it ends,

1988
01:40:43,370 --> 01:40:47,670
does not mean love ends.

1989
01:40:48,440 --> 01:40:52,840
Um, I want to talk to you about your mother.

1990
01:40:53,070 --> 01:40:55,380
He fell ill when you were little.

1991
01:40:55,380 --> 01:41:00,980
and I'm not talking about it
because I still miss him.

1992
01:41:00,980 --> 01:41:03,450
Every day.

1993
01:41:03,850 --> 01:41:08,020
But, we need to talk about him.

1994
01:41:08,020 --> 01:41:09,650
Who is that?

1995
01:41:09,650 --> 01:41:11,090
me.

1996
01:41:11,090 --> 01:41:12,520
Who is that?

1997
01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:13,620
Mama.

1998
01:41:13,620 --> 01:41:15,390
Yes.

1999
01:41:15,390 --> 01:41:18,890
Many good memories here.

2000
01:41:22,430 --> 01:41:25,790
I want to show you something.

2001
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:30,100
♪ But if you feel like I feel ♪

2002
01:41:30,100 --> 01:41:34,400
♪ Please tell me that it's real ♪

2003
01:41:34,770 --> 01:41:39,180
♪ You're too good to be true ♪

2004
01:41:39,180 --> 01:41:42,280
♪ Can't take off my eyes from you ♪

2005
01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:45,880
Your Song Your Eyes.

2006
01:41:46,210 --> 01:41:49,880
Your Song Your Eyes.

2007
01:41:54,020 --> 01:41:56,290
♪ I love you, honey ♪

2008
01:41:56,290 --> 01:41:58,920
♪ And if all that is true ♪

2009
01:41:58,920 --> 01:42:01,060
♪ I need you, honey ♪

2010
01:42:01,060 --> 01:42:02,960
♪ To warm the lonely nights ♪

2011
01:42:02,960 --> 01:42:05,260
♪ I love you, honey ♪

2012
01:42:05,260 --> 01:42:09,160
♪ Believe in what I say ♪

2013
01:42:09,160 --> 01:42:11,570
♪ Oh, beautiful baby ♪

2014
01:42:11,570 --> 01:42:13,770
♪ Don't take me down I pray ♪

2015
01:42:13,770 --> 01:42:16,400
♪ Oh, beautiful baby ♪

2016
01:42:16,500 --> 01:42:18,640
Now I know why
Dad never sings.

2017
01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:19,770
Why?

2018
01:42:19,770 --> 01:42:23,780
Because Dad's voice is very bad.

2019
01:42:23,780 --> 01:42:26,980
What are you talking about?
Father's voice is very good.

2020
01:42:26,980 --> 01:42:32,180
The thing about being single is,
you must respect that.

2021
01:42:32,180 --> 01:42:33,990
Because, in a week,

2022
01:42:33,990 --> 01:42:37,190
or all your life, alone,

2023
01:42:37,190 --> 01:42:40,890
You might only get it for a moment.

2024
01:42:44,190 --> 01:42:46,400
One time, when you are not bound.

2025
01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:49,400
In relationship with anyone.

2026
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:54,570
Parents, pets, siblings, friends.

2027
01:43:02,510 --> 01:43:06,810
One time, when you stand alone.

2028
01:43:09,480 --> 01:43:13,180
Really, really single.

2029
01:43:20,690 --> 01:43:23,020
Then,

2030
01:43:25,630 --> 01:43:27,630
It disappears.

2031
01:43:35,630 --> 01:44:05,630
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