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How are you?

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Davis, how are you?

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I go home.

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I returned here.

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Netflix says, "Where do you want
for a special event?"

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"LA, Chicago, New York?"

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I said,
"No. Davis, California."

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This...

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This is a beautiful year for me.
I just got married.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.
I need applause.

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This is a very heavy ring.
Very heavy.

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This is like an
reversal from the "Lord of the Rings" situation.

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Where I have a ring then
then lose my power,

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And that's "Lord of the Rings" very different.

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Like, "Listen? Compromise?
Take the ring, Sam."

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The film is finished in 8 minutes.
It's not a 90 hour saga.

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We just celebrated
one anniversary,

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A year has passed,
is still forever again.

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And it's scary
to say.

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Do you know what's amazing?
That kind of let go.

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Because I don't care about
with my single friends.

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I don't care about you
all and it's satisfying.

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Because you are at home
just looking for love,

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And complain.

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"How did you
find the person?"

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"Dimples? Scavenge his head!"
As if you are a king.

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"Brown hair? Not my type."

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Kubilnag, "Dude, you work at Subway.
You don't deserve a lot of choice."

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We are getting softer.

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Do you realize that my parents never met physically?

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30 years ago, in a small town called
Aligarh, a population of 990,000.

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It's a small city in India.

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My father heard on the street
about a woman named Seema, my mother.

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And Seema is a dream woman.

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Year & 82; Seema is like...

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Look at the red Langa.
He is charming!

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He is like an iPhone 8 in Aligarh.

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"Have you heard of Seema? He's slim.
His family has a camera."

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My father is like, "Camera?
I can't believe that!"

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He ran to my grandfather's house
and said to him.

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"Mother, sir, I'm going to America. I want to marry Seema. YOLO."

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In 10 minutes, he married a woman whom he had never met.

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It's like a Tinder account that doesn't have photos.

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"Yes, I want it
for the rest of my life."

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"I hope he has a good personality."

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"Let's move to the United States,
where we can get to know each other."

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I am very grateful for that decision.

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Najmi married the Question Mark,
went to America, I was born.

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Born by your mother
like real estate.

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Everything about location,
location and location...

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I was born here. All the brown skin that
was born here, we succeeded.

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We are successful rap singers.

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Strangely, I never knew the whole story of "X-Men Origins."

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It's crazy, because you don't know
anything about our parents...

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... and our parents don't know anything about us.

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For example, "Daddy, what is your favorite color? Stanford!"

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"What? No."

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"No, I want to know you better."

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"Why do you want to know me?
Enter Stanford."

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And I think it's part of the secret love of immigrants.

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Right? They like it.

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They like to harbor
feeling deeply,

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And issuing 30 years
then at that time is irrelevant.

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So you sit there and say,
"What, mother ninja, communist father?"

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"Why are you saying this
to me now?"

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I feel every conversation with my father
like the movie M. Night Shyamalan.

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It only airs for 90 minutes
which has no effect.

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"That's the end?"

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My father married my mother, they went
to America, they have me,

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In Davis, California,

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But my mother had to go back to India to finish her medical school.

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So the first 8 years, it's just me and my father.

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Only the two of us try
survive in America.

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Minus all love
unconditional.

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Love brown people
very unconditional.

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You can see all of the photos,
"You should get an A."

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That's right. Just be honest.

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I'm big here. Grow...
I'm big here.

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Yes.

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But Davis is full of white people.
Same as tonight.

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Nickname is a problem.
That is important for us.

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What is your name? /
Jasura.

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Well, what's your nickname?

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Jasuriah./
Jasuriah?

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Yes. I was called
"Hanson Minaja..."

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"Sahan Minha."

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"Saddam Hussein."

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That's from my English teacher. I
like, "Dude, my name isn't Saddam."

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What is your name? /
Biju.

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Biju? What is your nickname? /
Empty gaze.

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Blank Gaze?

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That's weird, because I'm the only
brown skin in school,

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And my father is the only
in his office.

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That's the strangest way that
unites us together,

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And we do everything
together. And bad...

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Because if you are together
the father of an immigrant,

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You have to try
understand them.

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While I still can't understand
some of you to this day.

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Like the uncles here tonight,
but none of you smile.

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I don't understand.
You can die. Laugh at

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"You don't laugh.
Why are you laughing?"

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You're always depressed and
always tired.

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You can wake up immigrant father
from 12 hours of sleep,

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They will remain...

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"Why do I have to pay
tax?"

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You're like, "Gosh..."

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We go to a shared supermarket,

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I remember we were
at a supermarket.

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We walk in the hallway,
and my father takes yogurt.

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I tried to understand it,
and said, "Yogur."

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or milk. Like...

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Then I see it and think,
"Gosh. Dad doesn't like yogurt."

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"He hates milk."

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But I understand
that gaze now.

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Life is difficult and sometimes you
don't know what you're doing.

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He has small children and I don't
make his life easier.

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I take soda and
I'm like,

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"Don't do that." I said,
"I'm still small. I live forever!"

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Then I tripped
Velcro-kus shoes

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Then I dropped the sodanya
and it exploded.

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Then my father
will do...

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... what most
parents do brown skin.

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He will check if the
lane has no one...

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... then he will slap me.
And...

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I like that.
Thank you.

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We understand that.

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And for liberals white
skin who feel guilty,

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Look, immigrants don't hit their children
like you do.

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Americans hit off guard and
make body bruises.

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Immigrants slap your face
and make your soul bruised.

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That's Guantanamo mind.

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Some of you might say,
"Hey, this is Davis, okay?"

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"I listen to NPR. Ira Glass says
children are our future."

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You've seen an event titled
"The Slap?" It shows on NBC.

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This is a real event on NBC about a white child who is slapped on his birthday.

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Are you kidding me?

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13 episodes for this child?
Are you kidding?

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Do you know when a brown child
is slapped? Every birthday.

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And usually for children who have birthdays,

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We will stand there,
point and laugh.

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We will say, "Biju was slapped
on his birthday!"

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But that makes us tough and resilient.

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That's why we became
cardiologists and won spelling contests.

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The overlay is important.
That improves your game.

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Ever seen Indian children who
win spelling contests?

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Incredible!

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Ice water flows in the pulse.
It's dingind

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The child won't look at the camera.
He will slap the camera.

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Of course he can
spell "Knaidel."

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Knaidel. Look at that face.
expressionless...

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He's 12 years old, without expression!

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He just won $ 30,000 in cash. Without expression.

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People ask, "Where did it come from?"
Look at this child's parents.

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Your child has just won
Scripps National Chase Contest.

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Look at his brother.
His brother is like, "I'm fucked"

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"The limit is too high.
I should kill myself."

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People say,
"Where did Bobby Jindal come from?"

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That's where he came from.
That's an Indian sociopath.

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I know what happened
when I talk about this.

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People say, "Your parents
don't love you."

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I think our parents love us.
We have great fathers.

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It's just that I think our dad doesn't invite software "good daddy."

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There must be some
missing applications.

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Birthdays are not
their favorite.

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Every immigrant father feels if
they bring you to America...

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Happy birthday.

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Starbucks, Wi-Fi, highways,
happy birthday.

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No more birthday. Be president.
It's like that policy.

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During an interview, this woman said,
"Explain the memory of your birthday."

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I'm like,
"Do I have to?"

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So, when I was 6 years old,

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My father woke me up
very early in the morning.

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"Hasan, Wake up!
Enter the Camry."

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The car of immigrants' choice.

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We boarded the Camry, we went
from Davis to Sacramento.

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There is only one mall there.
Arden.

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We arrive at the intersection,
then I turn to the left,

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There are places that every child dreams of.

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Toys & apos; R & apos; Us.

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I'm like, "Gosh!"

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Daddy saw the catalog
Toys & apos; R & apos; Us in my wall.

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He saw my vision board.

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He saw the blue BMX I wanted.
He will give me a surprise.

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Turn left, turn left.

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Turn left!

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Then he turns right,
and I, "Home Depot? No!"

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I said, "Why are we here?
What day do you know?"

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"Yes, Saturday.
No, it's my birthday."

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Daddy forgot this is my birthday? /
He said, "Hasan..."

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"How can you forget
this is your birthday?"

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"That's why daddy
invites you here."

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"So you can choose the handle
the door for the bathroom."

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And I said, "Why don't you ask me to choose the toilet?"

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"Because daddy has
littered my dreams."

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I didn't say that. I can be slapped if I say that.

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But I realize if there is generational distance between us and our parents.

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Like when you will
fight with your parents,

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But there are a lot of things you can't do
in your life.

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You know about that, & apos; right?

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Don't want to be a doctor?
This is hand.

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Want to marry a white girl?
Plaque! Big hands.

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That day, I said,
"I don't care!"

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"Dad, let's fight right now!
I want that bike!"

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00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,467
But I thought, "Save your card.
You will need that later."

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As if I have an
vision when I was 6 years old.

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And my mother will occasionally visit,
and act like Mother.

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Once he came to my elementary school and
bring me a proton bag "Ghostbusters."

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Cars, backpacks, weapons to catch ghosts...

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Really hope
all children.

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My friends start more. "What?
Saddam Hussein is a Ghostbuster?"

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"Yes, I'm a chocolate skin Ghostbuster.
Thank that!"

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One of the happiest days
in my life.

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but then he
will return to India.

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That's when I realized I didn't want toys.

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I only want my mother.
I want a whole family.

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I'm very emotional. I'm like
Drake. I miss that woman.

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"When did he come back?
I need him in my life."

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"I need him.
I need that woman."

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"I need that woman
in my life."

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"I need him, Dad. He used to call me on my phone."

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My father said, "when a visa passes,
is important to us."

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"When a visa passes!"
That is the most important thing.

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I don't care what people say about questions about immigrant policies...

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... to enter this country.

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It's not like condoms break,
where are you like, "I'm in!"

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8 years.

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August 11, 1993.
I am very happy.

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I use my Ghostbusters proton bag.
I stand there.

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Father said,
"Hasan, wear Indian clothes."

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I thought, "Okay. I can be
Indian Ghostbuster."

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I wear Salwar Kameez.
I stand there.

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The door opens.

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00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:37,359
Daddy approached.

238
00:12:37,359 --> 00:12:39,530
Mother approached.

239
00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:41,789
Then suddenly
behind my mother...

240
00:12:41,789 --> 00:12:45,758
... there is a small brown skin girl
with mushroom model hair.

241
00:12:46,122 --> 00:12:48,184
He ran towards me
and hugged me.

242
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,702
"Hasan Bhai!"

243
00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:53,035
And I just stopped there,

244
00:12:53,035 --> 00:12:56,430
Because I don't know who this person is.

245
00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:59,752
The point that happens is, my father...

246
00:12:59,752 --> 00:13:03,114
... always go back and forth to India
to visit my mother,

247
00:13:03,114 --> 00:13:05,996
And on one of his trips
he made my mother get pregnant again.

248
00:13:07,076 --> 00:13:09,798
And I have a younger sister.

249
00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:13,918
But there's no one to tell me about that.

250
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,939
Remember when I said if the
Immigrants like secrets?

251
00:13:20,939 --> 00:13:23,063
This is a secret that never told me!

252
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,557
My father said,
"why don't you hug him?"

253
00:13:24,557 --> 00:13:26,905
"Because you brought him like
Maury to Immigrants."

254
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:30,420
"Hasan, you are his brother."
I'm like, "No!"

255
00:13:30,445 --> 00:13:32,384
He will only dance, like,
"Where are my Bhai?

256
00:13:32,408 --> 00:13:33,729
And I like," Who are you? "

257
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,024
"You don't know me?
I don't know who you are."

258
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,476
I really hate girls
brown skin.

259
00:13:38,476 --> 00:13:41,259
I really understand.
So I built that wall "

260
00:13:41,259 --> 00:13:44,657
I'm like a small Republican.
I said," I understand. "

261
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,198
I remember talking to
my parents at dinner.

262
00:13:47,223 --> 00:13:49,268
" Listen, dad, mother, honestly "

263
00:13:49,268 --> 00:13:52,519
Yes, Lord, this brown person...
Gosh.

264
00:13:53,253 --> 00:13:56,673
Come to our house...

265
00:13:56,673 --> 00:13:59,956
Eat our Fruit Roll-Ups...

266
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,808
And don't speak English. ..

267
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,604
"I said we should return
her place of origin." I said.

268
00:14:05,629 --> 00:14:08,497
He said, "Hasan, don't say that!
We are family! We have each other. "

269
00:14:08,522 --> 00:14:11,155
I'm like," No, that's wrong
father and mother. "

270
00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:14,204
You decide to
be Angelina Jolie,

271
00:14:14,204 --> 00:14:15,949
and bring this problem
here.

272
00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:17,955
"That's your fault, not me."

273
00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:19,006
Somehow you did this,

274
00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:20,540
Mothers are brown skin,
why are you doing this to your daughter?

275
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:25,303
Every mother's brown skin makes her daughter
quinceañera dresses and bangs.

276
00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:28,987
Why? Princess down here,
frog above here.

277
00:14:28,987 --> 00:14:33,070
And he always follows me
to the playground. "Hasan Bhai!"

278
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,552
I said, "Go home!"

279
00:14:34,552 --> 00:14:37,167
I play tetherball.
"Brother Hasan!" "Go!"

280
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:41,408
Until I go to the men's toilet,
he will come in with me.

281
00:14:41,408 --> 00:14:42,715
"Hasan Bhai!"

282
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,431
All children who are moderate are urinating, like...

283
00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:47,080
What is "See you Hasan?"

284
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:51,594
My schoolmate is like
Ryan Lochtes. Everything is weird.

285
00:14:51,594 --> 00:14:55,397
"I don't understand other cultures."

286
00:14:55,397 --> 00:14:57,360
"What is that?
What does that mean?"

287
00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,295
That's the term dear in my culture
which means Brother. "

288
00:15:00,295 --> 00:15:01,359
" Shut up, Cody! "

289
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,931
I keep anger and
channel it to him.

290
00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:08,780
I say,
" Hey! You're not my brother. "

291
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:11,370
But he doesn't understand
English.

292
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,307
But he knows what I say.

293
00:15:16,307 --> 00:15:18,723
He starts crying
and runs.

294
00:15:18,723 --> 00:15:21,107
I think," No! "

295
00:15:21,107 --> 00:15:24,439
= "He will tell Daddy."

296
00:15:24,683 --> 00:15:26,997
"Focus on the most important thing here."

297
00:15:26,997 --> 00:15:29,813
But he didn't do it.
And my father...

298
00:15:29,813 --> 00:15:33,055
That was his first birthday in America.
He was 5 years old.

299
00:15:33,055 --> 00:15:36,628
So for the first birthday,
my father wants that special.

300
00:15:36,628 --> 00:15:38,778
I can imagine
being a father...

301
00:15:38,778 --> 00:15:42,361
... who skips the first step
his daughter, first calls "Daddy."

302
00:15:42,361 --> 00:15:43,900
That's a difficult thing.

303
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,853
So for his birthday, he told
all to gather in the living room.

304
00:15:46,853 --> 00:15:50,417
He brings a big box that says, "Aisha, not the box."

305
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,195
He opens his city and
folds the lid of the box,

306
00:15:53,195 --> 00:15:58,191
Then I saw "Toys & Apos; R & apos; Us"
appeared on one of the covers.

307
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,080
Then my father took out the contents,

308
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:05,155
And he took out beautiful blue BMX bikes.

309
00:16:05,155 --> 00:16:09,366
"This is for you, Aisha." He looked at me.
"Happy Birthday."

310
00:16:14,534 --> 00:16:16,319
Cruel, isn't it?

311
00:16:16,319 --> 00:16:21,064
I'm angry. I thought, "since when did
Home Depot become Danny Tanner?"

312
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,883
"This is nonsense. Seriously?"
IAM very angry.

313
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,611
Aisha can feel it.
He said, "Hasan Bhai,"

314
00:16:25,635 --> 00:16:29,086
"Why don't you wear it first?
Go. Use your bike."

315
00:16:29,086 --> 00:16:31,905
Honest, as the oldest brother,
I feel entitled to the bike.

316
00:16:31,905 --> 00:16:33,967
"Thank you, it's my bicycle.
Thank you."

317
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:38,456
I know if a sister is more valuable.
You always talk about that.

318
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:42,112
I see it when I'm angry.
"No! I have a personality."

319
00:16:42,112 --> 00:16:45,061
Where did you get it
, how come? We.

320
00:16:45,061 --> 00:16:47,911
Clothing, culture, money.

321
00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:50,468
"I have an opinion."
No, that's not true.

322
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,289
Then you have the courage
to say,

323
00:16:53,289 --> 00:16:55,424
"Hey, why do you like
playing?"

324
00:16:55,424 --> 00:16:59,126
Because I fight for you.
Father and mother are my Vietnamese.

325
00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:01,562
And you're like, "Everyone
love me. See you later."

326
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,016
That's nonsense, isn't it?

327
00:17:03,016 --> 00:17:06,248
The oldest Saudra, for the rest of our lives
will go through life like,

328
00:17:06,248 --> 00:17:07,598
"Do people love me?"

329
00:17:07,598 --> 00:17:08,905
And you're like,
"Everyone loves me."

330
00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:11,975
"Mother and father screwed you up,
not with me. See you later."

331
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:17,293
He opens the door and says,
"take it around the block."

332
00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:22,228
I hold the bicycle handlebar.
I said, "Don't be noisy."

333
00:17:22,228 --> 00:17:25,638
Then I bring it.
He said, "Hasan Bhai, come back!"

334
00:17:25,638 --> 00:17:28,430
I say, "eat bruises,
immigrants." I fly.

335
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:31,342
I see the sidewalk. I want
attractions on the sidewalk.

336
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,880
But the bike is left
and I'm right.

337
00:17:32,943 --> 00:17:35,692
And the blue BMX bike
that beautiful one...

338
00:17:35,717 --> 00:17:38,218
... fell to hit cement.

339
00:17:38,218 --> 00:17:41,665
All parts of the right hand side paint are peeling off.

340
00:17:41,665 --> 00:17:45,559
I raised it and it was completely destroyed.

341
00:17:45,559 --> 00:17:47,604
I hear the whining sound.

342
00:17:47,604 --> 00:17:50,896
He cried, "Hasan Bhai,
why are you doing this?"

343
00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:53,252
Plain cartoon tears.

344
00:17:53,252 --> 00:17:56,313
"Why? I asked you
for the first time to ride it."

345
00:17:56,313 --> 00:18:03,450
I looked at him and thought,
"Gosh, I'm a bitch."

346
00:18:03,727 --> 00:18:09,463
During this time I was looking for recognition
from Cody, Corey and Cole...

347
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,031
While I have it
here all the time.

348
00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:18,042
I should be his brother,

349
00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:21,198
I should guide her American dreams and protect them.

350
00:18:21,198 --> 00:18:25,449
And I actually stole the bike?
This is bad.

351
00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:27,682
And Aisha hates the story.

352
00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:32,415
He always says, "Gosh,
you're very melodramatic."

353
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,934
"You make me sound
like a refugee child..."

354
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,048
"... to entertain white people."
It is true.

355
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,354
I'm doing it
now.

356
00:18:38,354 --> 00:18:41,598
That is unfair, because he is not a refugee.

357
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,253
And he learned English.

358
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,853
He goes to school
Ivy League law now.

359
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,877
He takes care of mergers and
acquisitions now.

360
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,929
He is 1%.
While I...

361
00:18:52,929 --> 00:18:55,340
I don't continue post-graduate.

362
00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,020
I became a comedian.
This is my job.

363
00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:01,819
Then then, it's time
where I will get married,

364
00:19:01,819 --> 00:19:05,700
I married a woman from a Hindu family.

365
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,344
I heard "Oh!"
Alright...

366
00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:12,606
Gosh. I hear you like "Uh!"
I didn't hit you.

367
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,466
Gosh!

368
00:19:14,466 --> 00:19:16,357
Well, maybe some of you don't know.

369
00:19:16,357 --> 00:19:19,802
Become Hindu and Muslim like
Montagues and Capulets in India.

370
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:22,453
We have been fighting
for centuries.

371
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,373
You will say, "What's the difference?
You look the same."

372
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,004
How do I explain this?
Hindus and Muslims.

373
00:19:28,004 --> 00:19:30,031
Hindus...

374
00:19:30,031 --> 00:19:34,343
Hindus don't eat beef.
"There is no beef!" Understand?

375
00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:38,325
And Muslim, we don't eat pork.
"Is that pepperoni pizza? No."

376
00:19:38,325 --> 00:19:40,226
"Not pepperoni!"

377
00:19:40,226 --> 00:19:43,302
Then, Hindus like
sculptures.

378
00:19:43,302 --> 00:19:47,659
They are like, "This is an elephant statue."

379
00:19:47,659 --> 00:19:50,106
"I'll put this
in my car."

380
00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:02,300
And Muslim, "There is no statue!
Calligraphy! We are about the alphabet."

381
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,472
"We put it on our car.
We are different, man!"

382
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,737
Then Hindus like pictures.

383
00:20:08,762 --> 00:20:12,613
They are like,
"this is a picture of Ganesha."

384
00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,740
"I'll put this
on the wall."

385
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:17,081
And Muslim...

386
00:20:17,081 --> 00:20:21,187
We don't really like pictures.

387
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,122
We have to look for more good things about image policies.

388
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:27,282
Because of these things we fight each other for centuries.

389
00:20:27,282 --> 00:20:30,896
And I know the older generation
won't like this joke.

390
00:20:30,921 --> 00:20:33,436
"It's not funny! Pakistan was built
for this reason!"

391
00:20:33,436 --> 00:20:36,408
I know, but...

392
00:20:36,408 --> 00:20:39,460
I convinced my father.
"Dad, I love him, he loves me."

393
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:43,115
Is there nothing bigger
to unite us all...

394
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,975
... apart from race, skin color,
beliefs and class?

395
00:20:44,975 --> 00:20:49,319
This is America. We can choose what we want to follow from this country.

396
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:50,645
Isn't life like Biryani,

397
00:20:50,669 --> 00:20:53,193
Where do you move the delicious ones
towards you, get rid of the unpleasant ones?

398
00:20:53,193 --> 00:20:56,903
Why do we have to follow
strange things from the past?

399
00:20:56,903 --> 00:21:00,636
He agrees.
He said, "That is true."

400
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,243
"Good. You can get married."

401
00:21:02,243 --> 00:21:05,574
That was the decision of the Hall of Fame
father of brown skin.

402
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:08,080
There must be a brown skin dad here who
thinks, "If my child does that,"

403
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,643
"I will shoot myself,
then shoot him."

404
00:21:10,643 --> 00:21:13,134
He said yes.

405
00:21:13,134 --> 00:21:15,523
We all gather.
I, Mother, Father and Aisha,

406
00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:18,799
We enter the Camry,
go to my fiance's house.

407
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:23,145
And when we pull over and
will approach the door,

408
00:21:23,145 --> 00:21:25,887
And my father will
ring the bell,

409
00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:30,973
Then he says the word
destroys the dream of a brown child.

410
00:21:32,138 --> 00:21:37,588
He said, "Hasan, my father feels
we should not do this."

411
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,140
Log kya kahenge?

412
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:44,544
"What will people think?"

413
00:21:44,544 --> 00:21:47,183
I don't know if you know, but every time I am a brown skin father...

414
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,176
... say Log kya kahenge,

415
00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:52,719
Stars really
fall from the sky.

416
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,272
"Dad, mother, I don't want to be a doctor!"
"Log kya kahenge!"

417
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,686
No!

418
00:21:57,729 --> 00:22:00,044
"I don't want to marry him!"
"Log kya kahenge!"

419
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,737
Why?

420
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,532
I'm sure when Mahatma Gandhi
tell his parents...

421
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,101
... he will free India,

422
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:10,323
His parents must say,
"Log kya kahenge!"

423
00:22:10,348 --> 00:22:13,424
"Stop marching. Eat. People
England will talk bad about us."

424
00:22:13,449 --> 00:22:15,651
"Why are you thin and bald?
We can see your ribs!"

425
00:22:15,675 --> 00:22:17,214
"You're acting weird.
You can never get married."

426
00:22:17,215 --> 00:22:22,617
And I stand at the door.

427
00:22:23,484 --> 00:22:28,597
Wait, I stand
in front of that door,

428
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:32,681
Thinking, "Wait, you changed my life
because of Log Kya Kahenge?"

429
00:22:32,681 --> 00:22:34,136
Come on, daddy.

430
00:22:34,136 --> 00:22:37,366
How many times have we complained about
racism in our community?

431
00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:38,579
All the time.

432
00:22:38,579 --> 00:22:41,902
Now the ball is in our field and
are we being as loyal as other communities?

433
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:45,096
Come on, daddy. I promise you.
God doesn't like bigotry.

434
00:22:45,096 --> 00:22:47,866
God won't like, "You're racist, work
good. That's what I always want."

435
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:51,787
No! Number two, you want
I changed my life...

436
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,790
... to appease my aunt and uncle
who will never meet again?

437
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,121
Do you want me to change
my life for Aunt Naila's sake?

438
00:22:57,145 --> 00:22:58,751
Fuck Aunt Naila.
I don't want to do that.

439
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:02,256
Are you kidding me?
"My life?"

440
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,775
But I didn't say that.

441
00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:10,448
Because I've played all my cards.
So I can't say anything.

442
00:23:10,448 --> 00:23:14,519
I began to lose hope. I thought,
"Maybe this is bigger than me."

443
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:18,191
Why don't I pretend I don't know
and do what I should?

444
00:23:18,191 --> 00:23:19,982
"This is real life.
This is not Jodhaa Akbar."

445
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:23,652
Have you ever been stuck in the
time in your life?

446
00:23:23,677 --> 00:23:26,137
That's bigger than me.
It's bigger for centuries.

447
00:23:26,162 --> 00:23:28,084
So I walked back to Camry,

448
00:23:28,084 --> 00:23:30,452
Then I hear
voices behind me.

449
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:36,774
"Yes, God.
You are always like this!"

450
00:23:37,057 --> 00:23:40,713
That's Aisha, and she's angry.

451
00:23:40,713 --> 00:23:46,300
He said, "Daddy, I didn't fly
all the way from Philladhlephia to this!"

452
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:53,977
"Beena is very strict."
He has a PhD.

453
00:23:53,977 --> 00:23:57,211
"Brother Hasan is only a comedy."

454
00:24:00,712 --> 00:24:04,718
"Nobody wants
to marry him."

455
00:24:04,718 --> 00:24:07,115
"Make her get married before
the woman changes her mind."

456
00:24:07,115 --> 00:24:10,746
He goes forward and acts.
He used the card for me.

457
00:24:10,771 --> 00:24:12,682
He is Phil Jackson's situation.

458
00:24:12,706 --> 00:24:15,190
He makes all people work
the same for one purpose.

459
00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:18,230
Because of him, I can marry
love in my life.

460
00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:21,855
Because of my sister.
I can't believe that.

461
00:24:24,478 --> 00:24:27,727
4 years I hate skin girls
that chocolate. I hate it.

462
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:31,320
But that day,
on that special day,

463
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,264
I can't be more proud
with him as brother Hasan.

464
00:24:54,847 --> 00:25:01,702
They say every generation
is determined by the tragedy of a major struggle.

465
00:25:01,702 --> 00:25:04,684
And that's strange because kids
we never know...

466
00:25:04,684 --> 00:25:07,419
... if there is a time in this country...

467
00:25:07,419 --> 00:25:09,481
... where you have to make
difficult decisions...

468
00:25:09,481 --> 00:25:13,145
... between being on the internet
and on the phone.

469
00:25:15,161 --> 00:25:18,434
They don't understand that.
You will never understand.

470
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:22,373
You won't understand.
Our World War I.

471
00:25:22,373 --> 00:25:25,701
Especially during junior high school, and a woman calls home,

472
00:25:25,701 --> 00:25:29,295
You have to pick up the phone
before your parents.

473
00:25:29,449 --> 00:25:34,119
We use landlines.
That is a wired telephone.

474
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,325
One time my middle school girl friend called home.

475
00:25:37,325 --> 00:25:39,132
My father raised it
before me.

476
00:25:39,132 --> 00:25:40,620
"Hello, who is this?"

477
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:44,126
"Hi, this is Alice. Is Hasan there?"
"What do you need, Alice?"

478
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,739
I'm like, "Good,
I will die a virgin."

479
00:25:47,699 --> 00:25:50,457
"I'm a classmate of Geometry with
Hasan. I have a question for him."

480
00:25:50,457 --> 00:25:52,249
"May I ask him?"

481
00:25:52,249 --> 00:25:54,265
My father said,
"All right, Alice."

482
00:25:54,265 --> 00:25:57,770
"Why don't you say
me to the question,"

483
00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:00,441
"Then I will ask Hasan?"

484
00:26:00,441 --> 00:26:02,688
Basically that is
our parents.

485
00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:06,866
Age 0 to 30, "No women!"
Age 35, "Why not talk to women?"

486
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,250
Basically so.
"You killed me!"

487
00:26:11,235 --> 00:26:13,906
It's like our parents, isn't it?

488
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,912
Our parents are like walls
barrier from the outside world.

489
00:26:17,912 --> 00:26:22,691
They spread information to us.
Like living in North Korea. And...

490
00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:25,459
My father is the head of the household.

491
00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:28,056
So when 9-11 happened, I was still in high school.

492
00:26:28,056 --> 00:26:29,987
My father asked all
to gather at the dinner table.

493
00:26:29,987 --> 00:26:32,207
He said, "Okay, Hasan,
Whatever you do,"

494
00:26:32,207 --> 00:26:35,440
"Don't tell people you're a Muslim or a monastery about politics."

495
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,739
"All right, Dad. I'll hide.
This can be removed"

496
00:26:39,739 --> 00:26:42,088
We sit there.
The phone rings.

497
00:26:42,088 --> 00:26:44,854
I ran, but my father
preceded me.

498
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:47,357
"Hello?"
I picked up the second telephone.

499
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:50,692
I heard his voice. "Hey, nigger sand!
Where is Osama?"

500
00:26:51,864 --> 00:26:54,111
My dad looks at me.

501
00:26:54,111 --> 00:26:57,908
"You can hear me, & apos; right?
Stupid. Where is Osama?"

502
00:27:01,572 --> 00:27:02,855
"Hey, you can hear me, & apos, right?"

503
00:27:02,879 --> 00:27:05,031
"2631 Regatta Lane,
you live there, & apos; right"

504
00:27:05,031 --> 00:27:07,990
"I will kill you."
Click.

505
00:27:08,352 --> 00:27:10,714
Then my father looked at me.

506
00:27:10,714 --> 00:27:16,317
Have you ever seen your parents, and
have you seen destruction in it?

507
00:27:16,317 --> 00:27:20,608
I looked at my father and I
saw him become seven.

508
00:27:20,608 --> 00:27:24,601
That's when I realized, I'm darapok.
I'm a coward.

509
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:28,418
We can speak two languages.
We can talk at home and outside.

510
00:27:28,418 --> 00:27:31,522
I should say
something. But not.

511
00:27:31,522 --> 00:27:35,206
We sit down. I heard
the blow from outside.

512
00:27:35,206 --> 00:27:39,690
My father and I ran out, and the glass of the Camry car was destroyed.

513
00:27:39,690 --> 00:27:43,161
They look back and open my bag. "Damn, they stole my stuff."

514
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,661
I grabbed it and pulled my bag.

515
00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:48,131
Glass fragments hit my arm.

516
00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:50,755
Blood flows from my hand,

517
00:27:50,755 --> 00:27:52,988
I'm upset and I'm angry.

518
00:27:52,988 --> 00:27:54,363
Fuck this!

519
00:27:54,363 --> 00:27:56,621
They know where we live,
they contact us.

520
00:27:56,645 --> 00:27:58,645
They count this,
so they watch over us.

521
00:27:58,670 --> 00:28:01,826
I ran. I hide above the tree, in the bush...

522
00:28:01,826 --> 00:28:06,076
I saw in the middle of the road,
my father was in the middle there...

523
00:28:06,076 --> 00:28:10,583
... sweep the glass from the street as if
he works at a hair shaving place.

524
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:13,205
"We're having customers.
Log kya kahenge?"

525
00:28:13,229 --> 00:28:14,790
"We have to fix this."

526
00:28:14,790 --> 00:28:16,232
Zen!

527
00:28:16,232 --> 00:28:18,942
Mr. Miyagi, brown, said nothing.

528
00:28:18,942 --> 00:28:21,414
I said, "Why don't you say something?"

529
00:28:21,414 --> 00:28:24,261
"I ask you,
say something!"

530
00:28:24,261 --> 00:28:26,975
He looks at me and says,
"Hasan..."

531
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:35,666
"This usually happens,"

532
00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:38,865
"And things like this will continue to happen."

533
00:28:38,865 --> 00:28:41,853
"That's the price we have to pay
because it's here."

534
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:45,944
When I was thinking, "we are really
of two different generations"

535
00:28:45,944 --> 00:28:48,272
Besides BMX bikes.

536
00:28:48,272 --> 00:28:53,216
My father from a generation where he feels
like if you come to this country,

537
00:28:53,216 --> 00:28:55,016
You pay taxes on American dreams.

538
00:28:55,016 --> 00:28:58,764
you stand up against racism, and if it doesn't hurt your life, pay.

539
00:28:58,764 --> 00:29:00,882
Look at this, Uncle Sam.

540
00:29:00,882 --> 00:29:03,747
But for me, I was born here.

541
00:29:03,747 --> 00:29:06,709
So I really have
courage for equality.

542
00:29:06,709 --> 00:29:09,726
I said, "I'm an American.
I have it here."

543
00:29:09,726 --> 00:29:13,397
"Life, freedom, the pursuit of happiness.
Everyone is created equal."

544
00:29:13,397 --> 00:29:15,254
"It's said here, I'm equal."

545
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,717
"I'm equivalent,
I don't deserve this."

546
00:29:19,732 --> 00:29:22,042
But as soon as I say that...

547
00:29:23,399 --> 00:29:27,866
He sees me as if I believe in Santa.
"Hasan, you will never understand."

548
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,353
"I will never understand?"

549
00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:33,161
"Father, you will argue
with the cashier at Costco..."

550
00:29:33,161 --> 00:29:35,572
"... when he doesn't allow you to return
the underwear that has been used."

551
00:29:35,572 --> 00:29:37,676
And now you want
to be a bigger man?

552
00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:41,963
"Let's be fair with
fanatics." What?

553
00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:47,153
Then he walked back
home with the glass on his feet.

554
00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:51,349
And honestly I don't know who is more right.

555
00:29:51,349 --> 00:29:54,084
Maybe he is right.
Don't be flashy.

556
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,850
Be a doctor, buy
home in the suburbs,

557
00:29:55,874 --> 00:29:58,624
Let them call it
whatever you want.

558
00:29:58,649 --> 00:30:02,759
But isn't it our job to push
the needle forward little by little?

559
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,304
Isn't that how
all this happened?

560
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:08,386
I don't know. It's like a swing - a pendulum back and forth for me.

561
00:30:08,381 --> 00:30:12,756
I know 9/11 is a very sensitive topic. I understand.

562
00:30:12,756 --> 00:30:14,472
Because when that happens,

563
00:30:14,472 --> 00:30:19,158
Everyone in America feels
like their country is attacked.

564
00:30:19,158 --> 00:30:21,653
But on that night, September 12,

565
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:24,448
That was the first night of
so many nights...

566
00:30:24,473 --> 00:30:28,558
... where the loyalty of my family
against this country was attacked.

567
00:30:28,751 --> 00:30:30,613
And that always sucks.

568
00:30:30,613 --> 00:30:34,896
As immigrants we always have to see press releases...

569
00:30:34,896 --> 00:30:36,300
To prove our patriotism.

570
00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:39,735
We are auditioning. "We love this country, trust me."

571
00:30:39,735 --> 00:30:42,215
No one loves
this country exceeds us.

572
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:44,934
I fell in love here.
Janice Malo, 6 years old.

573
00:30:44,934 --> 00:30:47,616
I saw it in a sandbox.
I ran to him.

574
00:30:47,641 --> 00:30:49,746
First class. I said,
"Janice, I love you!"

575
00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:53,539
"You are the color of dirt."
That is what I remember most.

576
00:30:53,564 --> 00:30:56,022
For the first time you experience
racism? You know what it feels like...

577
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:59,711
I'm like, "What? No!
This can't be removed!"

578
00:30:59,711 --> 00:31:01,115
I'm very scared.

579
00:31:01,115 --> 00:31:04,212
It's like racist acceptance.
There are so many levels.

580
00:31:04,212 --> 00:31:07,341
I just want to wake up
and say,

581
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,659
"It's just a dream, I'm JGL.
It's all just a dream."

582
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,670
But it's not a dream, it's natural
the universe tells you,

583
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:15,957
"This is a fair and beautiful world.
You have to be guided properly."

584
00:31:17,586 --> 00:31:20,942
There is an assignment when I'm in third grade, and, Mrs. Anderson says,

585
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,702
"Write what you want
when you are an adult."

586
00:31:22,702 --> 00:31:26,415
Some children say, "astronauts,"
or "firefighters."

587
00:31:26,415 --> 00:31:29,207
I said, "I want to be
white person."

588
00:31:29,463 --> 00:31:31,046
He said,
"Honey, what do you mean?"

589
00:31:31,071 --> 00:31:35,519
"I want my entire skin to be my skin."

590
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:38,122
And it doesn't feel like,
"I hate melanin."

591
00:31:38,122 --> 00:31:39,764
I like melanin.

592
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:42,909
I have never been exposed to
sunburn. I am blessed.

593
00:31:46,848 --> 00:31:51,082
But when you are white and you
are playing a video game of life,

594
00:31:51,082 --> 00:31:52,661
And your avatar is white,

595
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,608
You just won't be too
get a lot of questions.

596
00:31:55,608 --> 00:31:58,329
As if you came out, then...
"I want to be Batman."

597
00:31:58,329 --> 00:32:01,923
"Of course.
Batman is white."

598
00:32:01,923 --> 00:32:04,371
"I want to become president."

599
00:32:04,396 --> 00:32:07,139
"44 and half of half
presidents are white."

600
00:32:07,139 --> 00:32:09,656
"We have a great track record."

601
00:32:09,656 --> 00:32:15,073
And I know the privilege debate is very heavy for white people.

602
00:32:15,098 --> 00:32:16,222
I know you have a problem.

603
00:32:16,246 --> 00:32:18,851
I've watched "Girls" in HBO.
I understand. But...

604
00:32:21,187 --> 00:32:24,899
My father doesn't care about his identity at all.

605
00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:27,249
He is like other fathers.
He gave me a simple rule.

606
00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:29,077
"Don't party, don't be friends,
don't date."

607
00:32:29,101 --> 00:32:30,489
"Have fun
in medical school."

608
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,918
That's a big lie. It never happened in medical school.

609
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:37,630
I've never been to a club and seen
9 people, "Hey, how are you?"

610
00:32:37,630 --> 00:32:41,773
"What's wrong? Resident, man!"
Never happen.

611
00:32:41,773 --> 00:32:43,887
"I got a career that I
hated from my parents."

612
00:32:43,911 --> 00:32:46,412
It's a lie. We believe it.
Somehow.

613
00:32:46,412 --> 00:32:48,860
So in my first year of high school,

614
00:32:48,885 --> 00:32:53,147
I have not gone to a school dance,
I was expelled from the basketball team,

615
00:32:53,147 --> 00:32:56,223
And I just finished
taking a medicine called Accutane.

616
00:32:56,223 --> 00:32:58,404
So my skin and face are peeled off.
I'm still charming.

617
00:32:58,404 --> 00:32:59,735
My life is extraordinary...

618
00:32:59,735 --> 00:33:02,764
Appear charming.
Nobody did that.

619
00:33:02,764 --> 00:33:05,803
Don't clap.
Don't applaud the photo.

620
00:33:05,803 --> 00:33:08,010
No one has ever done that
in my school. It's too late.

621
00:33:08,034 --> 00:33:10,278
You can't fix it.

622
00:33:10,278 --> 00:33:12,841
But there is a bright spot
in my senior high school year,

623
00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:14,493
A girl named
Bethany Reed.

624
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:18,531
And his family just recently moved from Nebraska to Davis,

625
00:33:18,531 --> 00:33:21,156
And we are in the AP Calc together, but...

626
00:33:21,156 --> 00:33:24,075
We have an interest.

627
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:26,452
He sits behind me,
the first day, he says,

628
00:33:26,452 --> 00:33:30,021
"Hey, what's your AIM screen name?"

629
00:33:31,298 --> 00:33:33,936
I thought, "This will happen.
You want it?

630
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,721
I can give it to you."

631
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:40,037
Whatever my shortcomings in real games,
my digital games... Banana.

632
00:33:40,037 --> 00:33:43,275
Latest status, remote messages,
sub profiles,

633
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:45,957
Boyz II Men. Don't say you
don't like "Water Runs Dry".

634
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,477
I am a lover.

635
00:33:47,502 --> 00:33:51,028
At midnight on AIM, it's always...

636
00:33:51,028 --> 00:33:52,739
You don't know this. First...

637
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,795
You only go to campus, and
Snapchatting with dog filters.

638
00:33:55,820 --> 00:33:59,746
Previously, we had to turn on the internet like cavemen.

639
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,231
Understand what I mean?

640
00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:11,391
If someone picks up the phone,
"Hey, hang up!"

641
00:34:11,391 --> 00:34:14,233
"I tried talking
with someone!"

642
00:34:14,438 --> 00:34:16,728
That's how we communicate.

643
00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:21,446
Midnight,
back and forth...

644
00:34:21,471 --> 00:34:23,283
One night he left,
"Hey, come here."

645
00:34:23,283 --> 00:34:26,201
I went to his place and entered his house.

646
00:34:26,226 --> 00:34:29,276
White fence, luxury house,
Ford Expedition,

647
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:32,686
Eddie Bauer Edition

648
00:34:33,087 --> 00:34:34,516
"They succeeded!"

649
00:34:34,516 --> 00:34:38,200
Ny. Reed opened the door. His father
was a successful retired judge.

650
00:34:38,225 --> 00:34:41,179
Ny. Reed said, "do you want brownies?
Yes, sure. Good!"

651
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,521
"We sit down to start learning.
Will you go to dinner?"

652
00:34:43,546 --> 00:34:44,850
I thought, "we just ate
brownies, but, no problem."

653
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,540
We sit at the dining table.

654
00:34:47,540 --> 00:34:52,504
Then Ny. Reed said, "Honey, we know a lot about Bethany,"  But we don't know anything about you

655
00:34:52,504 --> 00:34:54,863
"What do you like?
What do you like?"

656
00:34:54,863 --> 00:34:56,999
I'm like, "What?"

657
00:34:56,999 --> 00:34:58,699
"What do I like?"

658
00:35:00,037 --> 00:35:01,726
"Nobody has ever
ask me that before."

659
00:35:02,342 --> 00:35:06,396
"I think I like acoustic guitars."

660
00:35:08,151 --> 00:35:10,894
"you have to do that.
You have to follow your dream."

661
00:35:10,894 --> 00:35:15,760
"Maybe I'll do it."

662
00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:21,210
"Maybe I'll follow my dream."

663
00:35:21,210 --> 00:35:23,236
Then Bethany said, "Hey,
we always learn in my house,"

664
00:35:23,236 --> 00:35:27,334
"Why don't we learn in your home?"

665
00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,464


666
00:35:29,464 --> 00:35:32,914
Then I say,
"I have to go."

667
00:35:33,044 --> 00:35:35,346
Invite you to my house?
Of course, please enter.

668
00:35:35,371 --> 00:35:38,371
When walking in, "What language do you use?"

669
00:35:38,371 --> 00:35:40,472
"What is it like in films?
What smell is"

670
00:35:40,497 --> 00:35:42,302
I will not open
myself against things like that.

671
00:35:42,326 --> 00:35:45,190
So I said, "No, he's different.
Come to my house."

672
00:35:45,215 --> 00:35:46,892
He was there until late at night.
I went down to take it...

673
00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:51,483
"Mom, Dad, my schoolmate came.
Everyone please be normal."

674
00:35:51,508 --> 00:35:53,521
My father said, "We are normal."

675
00:35:53,545 --> 00:35:56,288
I can only say,
"Kill me." Do you understand?

676
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:59,907
"Hasan, we're normal.
You should be proud."

677
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:03,010
Who is proud Nothing.
you go around like a rooster.

678
00:36:03,010 --> 00:36:04,951
If I'm not proud,
then no one is proud of being proud.

679
00:36:04,951 --> 00:36:06,902
We get there.

680
00:36:06,902 --> 00:36:09,959
We sit at the living room table.

681
00:36:10,573 --> 00:36:13,156
My father and mother were arguing
in Hindi.

682
00:36:13,156 --> 00:36:16,741
My mother fry pakora.
That really makes phobias.

683
00:36:16,741 --> 00:36:20,220
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
Is playing on Zee TV. Classic.

684
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,184
But that's too much.

685
00:36:22,184 --> 00:36:24,716
Everything is focused on this girl.
That's too much.

686
00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:26,910
You have to make it easier
your entrance.

687
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:28,814
He is from Nebraska.

688
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:30,769
Life cycle, yoga, then Zee TV.

689
00:36:30,769 --> 00:36:33,142
You can't just enter.

690
00:36:33,142 --> 00:36:36,616
So I saw him, and said,
"Don't say anything."

691
00:36:36,616 --> 00:36:39,231
"Please don't say anything."

692
00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:44,801
He saw the book,
and said, "do you know?"

693
00:36:44,801 --> 00:36:47,976
"This is very good."

694
00:36:47,976 --> 00:36:51,646
"We have to do this more often.
It's very good."

695
00:36:51,646 --> 00:36:55,581
Then I look at him,
and think, "Yes, God."

696
00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:57,829
"I love you,
my white daughter."

697
00:36:58,865 --> 00:37:02,917
"You see me as I am.
I don't need to change myself."

698
00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:04,550
"I can be myself!"

699
00:37:04,575 --> 00:37:08,139
So I will go back and forth.
His house, my house.

700
00:37:08,164 --> 00:37:10,339
One night, we are
on the living room table.

701
00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:12,363
We learn integrals.

702
00:37:14,085 --> 00:37:18,673
He closes the book.
He's like, "Hey, it's night."

703
00:37:18,673 --> 00:37:21,239
Then I say, "it's night."

704
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:26,275
And he's like...
"I have to go home."

705
00:37:26,275 --> 00:37:29,421
I say, "Yes, you better go home."
No, why did I say that?

706
00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:31,840
That's your chance!
Do not do it!

707
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,082
I said, "Wait, let
I take you out."

708
00:37:34,082 --> 00:37:38,472
So I drove him out.
He entered the car.

709
00:37:38,472 --> 00:37:40,168
I will close the door.

710
00:37:40,168 --> 00:37:43,803
He squeezed his arm against the door,
leaned back and kissed me.

711
00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:45,198
"I love you."
Closing the door,

712
00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:47,055
Driving in the dark of night
without saying anything.

713
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:49,928
Amazing girl!

714
00:37:50,209 --> 00:37:52,967
Because he knows the rules.

715
00:37:52,967 --> 00:37:54,957
He knows the rules.

716
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,650
Don't party, don't be friends,
don't date.

717
00:37:56,650 --> 00:38:00,585
All we have is when I steal it on my home page.

718
00:38:00,585 --> 00:38:00,660
You like, "I got
handjob when I was nine years old."
You might think,
"what's the problem, man?"

719
00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:02,988
You like, "I got
handjob when I was nine years old."

720
00:38:03,012 --> 00:38:04,740
"I was given
masturbation when I was 9 years old."

721
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,675
Not me. Not this person.

722
00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:09,412
Not you, you, you, you...
Not us.

723
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,247
I'm like, "What? What do you mean?

724
00:38:11,271 --> 00:38:13,081
" Are we getting married?
I have to change my pants. "

725
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:17,139
We will definitely get married.
When is it?

726
00:38:19,249 --> 00:38:22,664
My AP Class Calc is a group of people who have high targets.

727
00:38:22,664 --> 00:38:24,713
And my Calc teacher, Mr. Pendleton,

728
00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:27,448
Want us to live
life outside of school.

729
00:38:27,448 --> 00:38:30,460
One day during the spring semester,
he stands in front of the class.

730
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:33,666
And said, "Okay, all of you
are very good in academic terms."

731
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:38,001
But I want you to know,
is still a lot in life... "

732
00:38:38,001 --> 00:38:41,076
"... besides just entering UC Berkeley. "

733
00:38:41,256 --> 00:38:43,924
A child says,
" I know, go to Stanford. "

734
00:38:43,924 --> 00:38:47,643
He said, "No, you have to go through life that is worth talking about,"  "That's why I make this mandatory for everyone in this class..."

735
00:38:47,643 --> 00:38:51,788
"... to go to parties dance. "

736
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:53,970
" Are we 30? Everyone
will go to the dance? "

737
00:38:53,970 --> 00:38:57,379


738
00:38:57,379 --> 00:38:59,558
AP Calc? We? I?

739
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:03,030
Witnesses of Jehovah's Witnesses, Korean
exchange students, go to the ball?

740
00:39:03,030 --> 00:39:04,658
"30 people? All of us?"

741
00:39:04,658 --> 00:39:06,593
"I laughed out loud
to cry.

742
00:39:06,593 --> 00:39:08,991
He said," Hanson, this isn't funny!
And this isn't a joke! "

743
00:39:08,991 --> 00:39:11,801
He walks to the board,
he pulls it down.

744
00:39:11,801 --> 00:39:16,724
There is a table with the names of all
people who will represent to the dance. the nerds.

745
00:39:17,475 --> 00:39:19,374
I said, "Whatever, it won't happen."

746
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,343
"This is impossible.
He can't do this. "

747
00:39:22,343 --> 00:39:24,287
Weeks pass. Others start looking
friends for dance.

748
00:39:24,287 --> 00:39:26,334
Three days before the prom he
walks to the board.

749
00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:28,314
He determines the person. , Bethany Reed.

750
00:39:28,338 --> 00:39:29,577


751
00:39:29,602 --> 00:39:31,755


752
00:39:31,755 --> 00:39:35,656
The class becomes rowdy.
They are like...

753
00:39:36,034 --> 00:39:38,150
"They will make love!"

754
00:39:38,150 --> 00:39:42,046
"No, that's not true!
Isn't that right? That's not true."

755
00:39:42,417 --> 00:39:44,987
I looked at him, "Please
don't say anything."

756
00:39:44,987 --> 00:39:47,760
He doesn't say anything,
extraordinary girl.

757
00:39:49,985 --> 00:39:52,004
The bell rings.
I walked to my locker.

758
00:39:52,028 --> 00:39:54,675
I hear footsteps.
Then he said, "Hey, wait."

759
00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:56,782
I say, "What's wrong?"

760
00:39:57,993 --> 00:40:01,162
"The moment was really crazy.
How big is the chance?"

761
00:40:01,162 --> 00:40:03,679
He said, "Listen, you know",

762
00:40:03,679 --> 00:40:07,597
"Since my family
moved from Nebraska,"

763
00:40:07,597 --> 00:40:09,979
"You have become my best friend."

764
00:40:09,979 --> 00:40:12,633
"And you're really
special to me."

765
00:40:12,633 --> 00:40:15,330
"This year won't be the same
without you."

766
00:40:15,605 --> 00:40:18,791
"So I want to know, do you want
to go to the dance with me?"

767
00:40:27,035 --> 00:40:28,767
I said,
"Sure, my White Princess."

768
00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:30,929
As soon as I say it,
I'm like, "No!"

769
00:40:30,953 --> 00:40:32,442
I have bit more than
that I can chew. Then,

770
00:40:32,442 --> 00:40:35,610
"No, wait, you have an
card to play. You're fine."

771
00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:37,197
"You're a good kid."

772
00:40:37,197 --> 00:40:41,244
But, remember, parents
respect honesty.

773
00:40:41,268 --> 00:40:42,773
You've seen it on TV.

774
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,955
Go home and
be honest,

775
00:40:45,955 --> 00:40:47,737
Your parents will say,
"Hey!"

776
00:40:47,762 --> 00:40:51,268
"Even though I disagree with you,
I appreciate your openness."

777
00:40:51,268 --> 00:40:53,977
"Therefore I will
grant your request."

778
00:40:54,002 --> 00:40:55,850
I say, "Yes, do it!" Then
run home and say,

779
00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:58,845
"Dad, I want to go
to the dance." He says...

780
00:40:58,845 --> 00:41:01,980
Meaning, "I will hit your face."
I said, "I understand, Dad."

781
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:06,539
"Bethany, there's a problem at home.
I don't want us to go to the dance."

782
00:41:06,539 --> 00:41:07,882
"This is what will happen, I will
go sneak out of the room,"

783
00:41:07,906 --> 00:41:09,387
"My room is on the second floor."

784
00:41:09,412 --> 00:41:11,891
"I'll jump off the roof, and
somehow land on my bike."

785
00:41:11,916 --> 00:41:14,758
"I will bike to your place, we dance,"

786
00:41:14,758 --> 00:41:16,544
"And if I die, it will be great."

787
00:41:16,544 --> 00:41:19,918
Do you understand? you will die,
so enter it on the tombstone.

788
00:41:19,918 --> 00:41:22,752
"Hasan Minhaj, GPA 4.3,
kiss a white girl."

789
00:41:22,752 --> 00:41:25,450
That is a great way.

790
00:41:25,715 --> 00:41:27,598
The night of the dance party finally arrived.

791
00:41:27,598 --> 00:41:30,556
I wear JC Penney's suit.

792
00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:32,537
Use Michael Jordan's colony.

793
00:41:32,537 --> 00:41:35,639
Six sprays, each
for each championship.

794
00:41:35,639 --> 00:41:39,143
You don't overdo it
with MJ perfume.

795
00:41:39,143 --> 00:41:40,709
Don't be tacky.

796
00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:45,687
I started up the side of the roof of the house.
My knee is scratched.

797
00:41:45,687 --> 00:41:47,940
I jump from the roof.
The height is about 6 meters.

798
00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:51,175
I jumped, somehow I landed, I rode a bicycle.

799
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:55,361
That's very beautiful. Sunset,
this is a beautiful night.

800
00:41:55,361 --> 00:41:58,074
Then I pedaled the bike
with knees like this.

801
00:41:58,074 --> 00:42:02,354
For my pants not to be
related to the chain.

802
00:42:02,522 --> 00:42:06,095
I drove at medium speed
so my armpit wasn't wet.

803
00:42:06,095 --> 00:42:08,532
I balance the corsage.
I'm like...

804
00:42:14,111 --> 00:42:15,976
"All right, come on!"

805
00:42:15,976 --> 00:42:18,649
"Everything is safe.
Soon to arrive."

806
00:42:19,930 --> 00:42:23,795
Until I get to his house.
I parked my bicycle.

807
00:42:23,795 --> 00:42:25,674
I walk to the door,

808
00:42:25,674 --> 00:42:28,682
And I will ring the doorbell,
then think, "Wait a minute..."

809
00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:32,358
Break 30 seconds. Do you understand what will happen?

810
00:42:32,358 --> 00:42:36,606
"You will go to the
dance with Bethany Reed."

811
00:42:37,647 --> 00:42:40,579
"This is an American dream."

812
00:42:40,579 --> 00:42:42,769
"This is what my father fought for."

813
00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:48,269
Ding dong.
Mrs. Reed opened the door.

814
00:42:48,284 --> 00:42:51,623
He looks worried.

815
00:42:51,623 --> 00:42:54,231
And I looked over his shoulder,

816
00:42:54,231 --> 00:42:58,694
I saw Jeff Burke installing the corsage on Bethany's wrist.

817
00:42:59,970 --> 00:43:05,359
He said, "Gosh, baby,
Bethany didn't tell you?"

818
00:43:05,359 --> 00:43:08,207
"Honey, we love you.
We think you're a good kid."

819
00:43:08,207 --> 00:43:10,963
"We are glad you always
come and study together."

820
00:43:11,551 --> 00:43:14,397
"But this is the night where..."

821
00:43:14,397 --> 00:43:17,954
"... we have lots of
family in Nebraska..."

822
00:43:17,954 --> 00:43:21,248
"And we will take
many photos there."

823
00:43:21,248 --> 00:43:24,353
"So we don't think you will fit."

824
00:43:24,706 --> 00:43:26,282
"Do you need
ride home?"

825
00:43:26,282 --> 00:43:28,731
"Mr. Reed can take you home."

826
00:43:29,330 --> 00:43:32,693
I said,
"No, I brought a bicycle."

827
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:36,498
I go home and
play Mario Kart all night.

828
00:43:36,726 --> 00:43:40,409
That's the nicest outfit I've ever used to play Mario Kart.

829
00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:43,871
If I could tell you,
when I was at home,

830
00:43:43,895 --> 00:43:45,623
Then I will say, "Fuck!
I will go to the dance!"

831
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:46,958
That doesn't happen.

832
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:50,086
The sad part is, I feel uncomfortable being there.

833
00:43:50,597 --> 00:43:53,835
I am who to ruin trust
their perfect shooting?

834
00:43:53,835 --> 00:43:55,530
You must have
seen it in a movie.

835
00:43:55,554 --> 00:43:57,330
How often do you
see the scene?

836
00:43:57,330 --> 00:44:01,077
It's different from people who
shout, "Negro sand!" From behind.

837
00:44:01,077 --> 00:44:02,626
I can't just ignore it.

838
00:44:02,651 --> 00:44:05,158
I will eat with their plates
and kiss their daughter.

839
00:44:05,158 --> 00:44:07,775
I don't know if people can
be that fanatical.

840
00:44:07,799 --> 00:44:10,627
Even when they
smile at you.

841
00:44:10,627 --> 00:44:13,823
It's hard to see people say
that they love you,

842
00:44:13,823 --> 00:44:15,901
But they are also afraid
at the same time.

843
00:44:15,901 --> 00:44:19,610
And I don't know what that means.

844
00:44:19,802 --> 00:44:23,709
Then the next Monday, at the break
first he met me.

845
00:44:23,709 --> 00:44:25,434
He met me at my locker
and said,

846
00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:27,063
"Listen, everyone asks
why don't we go."

847
00:44:27,063 --> 00:44:29,009
Please don't say anything.
My parents are good people.

848
00:44:29,009 --> 00:44:32,253
"It's a generational problem.
Please don't say anything."

849
00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:36,207
Then I look at him. The second break
runs so fast.

850
00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,557
Mr. Pendleton said,
"Hey, two lovebirds!"

851
00:44:38,582 --> 00:44:41,288
"What happened? Everyone
wondered why you didn't come."

852
00:44:41,313 --> 00:44:43,659
I sat on the bench,
and said, "Yes, what happened?"

853
00:44:43,683 --> 00:44:45,465
While looking at him...

854
00:44:45,465 --> 00:44:47,010
He only saw the book.

855
00:44:47,010 --> 00:44:50,215
Now everyone looks at me
so I have to improvise.

856
00:44:50,215 --> 00:44:54,120
I said, "You know,
I decided not to go."

857
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,602
"The dance is too much.
It's not my skill."

858
00:44:56,626 --> 00:44:58,527
"So that's too cliché, and
I decided not to go."

859
00:44:58,527 --> 00:45:01,908
Everyone in the class looks at me.
and say "Wow, you bastard."

860
00:45:02,216 --> 00:45:04,328
"You ignored the new child?
You bastard."

861
00:45:04,352 --> 00:45:07,192
"Thank God Jeff invited him
to the dance. You bastard."

862
00:45:07,576 --> 00:45:10,685
That was the last time
we talked.

863
00:45:11,519 --> 00:45:14,081
And you know,

864
00:45:14,455 --> 00:45:16,455
I am an adult and
time has passed.

865
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,013
And I'm not too
thinking about that day.

866
00:45:18,038 --> 00:45:20,989
I mean, I did write
shows about it, but...

867
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:23,935
Like most people...

868
00:45:25,266 --> 00:45:27,808
Same as the others, right?

869
00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:31,696
You continue your life
to a new chapter in your life.

870
00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:34,102
You have selective memory, right?
You're in college.

871
00:45:34,126 --> 00:45:36,126
Settings, then delete history,
as if that doesn't matter.

872
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:38,881
Outside campus. Settings, delete history.
And don't ever do that.

873
00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:41,781
You are married. After, delete history.
Never happen.

874
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:44,820
Second marriage. After, delete
history. Never happen.

875
00:45:44,845 --> 00:45:46,893
But for the most part,

876
00:45:46,917 --> 00:45:49,043
I thought about it like I did my father.

877
00:45:50,324 --> 00:45:52,792
"You can't go to prom
with a white girl?"

878
00:45:52,817 --> 00:45:53,817
Who cares?

879
00:45:53,817 --> 00:45:57,400
At least your spine
is not destroyed in a police car,

880
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,851
Although it happens to African Americans until today.

881
00:46:00,851 --> 00:46:03,925
So this is the tax you have to pay?
I will pay for it

882
00:46:03,925 --> 00:46:05,606
"Thank you, I can't
date your daughter."

883
00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:08,510
I don't care, Uncle Sam.
Take it.

884
00:46:08,535 --> 00:46:10,474
But then I realize,
wait!

885
00:46:10,474 --> 00:46:15,036
Why is every time a guarantee
the damage must be death,

886
00:46:15,036 --> 00:46:16,553
For us to discuss this?

887
00:46:16,553 --> 00:46:19,083
Like a child
who was shot 16 times,

888
00:46:19,108 --> 00:46:20,907
"Maybe we have problems with
race in this country."

889
00:46:20,907 --> 00:46:22,070
Maybe we are afraid of each other.

890
00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:24,407
For each Trayvon Martin
or Ahmed "The Jam,"

891
00:46:24,432 --> 00:46:27,034
There is bigotry that happens every day.

892
00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:30,835
Because we are too scared of others.
Someone who is not in our tribe.

893
00:46:30,835 --> 00:46:33,207
If I could tell
I was 18 years old,

894
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:37,687
"Hey, man, don't let
this experience determine you."

895
00:46:37,687 --> 00:46:40,094
That's more complicated. This is
good people and bad people.

896
00:46:40,094 --> 00:46:43,467
Regardless of beliefs, classes,
colors, look for those people.

897
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,566
"Because love is greater
than fear."

898
00:46:45,591 --> 00:46:48,284
I hope I can say that.

899
00:46:48,284 --> 00:46:50,796
I really believe that.

900
00:46:57,316 --> 00:47:00,195
I strongly believe that love is greater than fear.

901
00:47:00,195 --> 00:47:02,278
Fox News has taught me the
.

902
00:47:02,641 --> 00:47:04,443
Fox News is amazing.

903
00:47:04,443 --> 00:47:07,064
I have never seen anyone who
often darken his skin...

904
00:47:07,088 --> 00:47:11,681
... hates people of color.
That is amazing.

905
00:47:11,681 --> 00:47:17,192
And Fox News is in New York.
They are in New York.

906
00:47:17,192 --> 00:47:20,451
Daily Show, Fox News, only
is five blocks away.

907
00:47:20,451 --> 00:47:23,219
That's all. Professor X,
Magneto, that close!

908
00:47:23,219 --> 00:47:26,210
Every day I walk past their building at lunch.

909
00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:29,250
I will see all employees,
Hannity, Coulter, O & apos; Reilly,

910
00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:33,172
Leaving their building, crossing the road, walking past me,

911
00:47:33,172 --> 00:47:37,222
Then queue for chicken and halal rice. I'm like...

912
00:47:38,702 --> 00:47:41,025
"The racist Randy wants
the red sauce."

913
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:44,803
I like how you can be so
racist, but your body betrays you.

914
00:47:44,803 --> 00:47:46,722
I really like that!

915
00:47:46,722 --> 00:47:50,804
Every morning, "This Mexican,
all living things, Arabs..."

916
00:47:50,804 --> 00:47:54,932
"12:01! Shwarma's time!"
I really like that.

917
00:47:54,932 --> 00:47:59,124
And I hope I can say that to myself, I am 18 years old, but I can't.

918
00:47:59,124 --> 00:48:02,505
I don't have a time machine.
I can't tell him.

919
00:48:02,701 --> 00:48:04,486
Do you know what parts are bad?

920
00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:07,353
The bad part is, you know
when you fall in love with someone...

921
00:48:07,378 --> 00:48:09,804
The first time you say
Heisenberg blue.

922
00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:13,317
It was never the same after that.

923
00:48:13,317 --> 00:48:17,196
I know the person here with his girlfriend
said, "Honey, you're different."

924
00:48:17,196 --> 00:48:19,655
You're lying and that doesn't matter.

925
00:48:19,655 --> 00:48:21,665
But we have the first secret.

926
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:24,106
And I remember my secret is,
I want to be a comedian.

927
00:48:24,131 --> 00:48:26,037
He said, "I want to be
journalist." And we promise...

928
00:48:26,037 --> 00:48:27,714
... we will pursue
our dreams,

929
00:48:27,714 --> 00:48:30,367
No matter what people will think

930
00:48:30,367 --> 00:48:33,502
So I started doing comedy.
I'm not so good.

931
00:48:33,527 --> 00:48:36,862
Two years, three years, four years, six years, seven years...

932
00:48:36,862 --> 00:48:39,892
Finally I got a chance to become a headline of a comedy club.

933
00:48:39,892 --> 00:48:42,997
This is very important to me.
Gotham Comedy Club, New York City.

934
00:48:42,997 --> 00:48:44,459
I do what is usually
done the first comedian.

935
00:48:44,459 --> 00:48:48,093
I entered Facebook and
became very arrogant.

936
00:48:48,118 --> 00:48:51,360
I wrote,
"Hey, Facebook!"

937
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:55,673
Your hero appears to be the main bitang
in Gotham Comedy Club.

938
00:48:55,697 --> 00:48:57,225
Tell me if you
want a little tix.

939
00:48:57,226 --> 00:48:59,520
All with uppercase letters.
Calm down. I sent it.

940
00:48:59,545 --> 00:49:02,299
I'm like, "I'm the main star
Come on to the airport."

941
00:49:02,299 --> 00:49:06,598
LA, Chicago, Nashville, New York...
I flew southwest.

942
00:49:06,598 --> 00:49:09,123
I like, "I succeeded!"

943
00:49:09,295 --> 00:49:14,138
Hello. La Quinta Inn! No matter what I do.

944
00:49:14,138 --> 00:49:16,081
Free Wi-Fi? Why not?

945
00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:19,006
Let's see what the internet says about me.

946
00:49:19,006 --> 00:49:22,459
I opened my laptop, opened
Facebook, then I saw this.

947
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:29,344
"Hey, long time no see."

948
00:49:29,543 --> 00:49:32,261
"You're doing comedy
now. It's really cool."

949
00:49:32,741 --> 00:49:37,097
Listen, me and my girlfriend
live in Manhattan

950
00:49:37,269 --> 00:49:40,367
"And we want to know if we can
get tix..."

951
00:49:40,392 --> 00:49:43,619
Question mark.
OK.

952
00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:53,581
I don't know if you understand
that means.

953
00:49:53,581 --> 00:49:58,562
But, you know, if life
gives you lemon,

954
00:49:58,562 --> 00:50:02,013
Sometimes you have to make
"lemonade revenge."

955
00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:04,323
Sprinkle a little irony.

956
00:50:04,323 --> 00:50:07,509
Reply, boy. Reply.

957
00:50:07,509 --> 00:50:11,364
"Bethany, comma, enter."

958
00:50:11,704 --> 00:50:14,528
I really remember you!

959
00:50:14,748 --> 00:50:17,306
"Long time no see."

960
00:50:22,228 --> 00:50:24,189
"Seven years, really long."

961
00:50:24,214 --> 00:50:28,943
"Listen, I want to give you a tix,"

962
00:50:29,873 --> 00:50:33,498
But we will take
many photos tonight...

963
00:50:37,162 --> 00:50:39,567
"And I don't think you will fit."

964
00:50:39,567 --> 00:50:41,987
Send that crap!
Send now!

965
00:50:41,987 --> 00:50:44,737
Send that nonsense now!

966
00:50:44,737 --> 00:50:45,918
I jump on stage!

967
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:48,017
I ran to the club, jumped
on stage...

968
00:50:48,041 --> 00:50:50,041
I don't even know what I said.

969
00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:51,966
I'm like, "Fuck.
Good night!"

970
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,711
Out! I go to the airport.

971
00:50:54,711 --> 00:50:58,389
We go from New York,
Chicago, Nashville, LA.

972
00:50:58,414 --> 00:51:02,264
I took the Toyota Camry LE.

973
00:51:02,264 --> 00:51:05,374
Never forget about that.
Interior fabrics forever.

974
00:51:05,374 --> 00:51:08,899
Drive on LA road.

975
00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:11,235
"Hello, how are you, the main star?
What do you need?"

976
00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,997
"Hasan, bhai, go home.
Dad has a heart attack."

977
00:51:13,997 --> 00:51:17,262
"Hey, stupid, pick up your phone!"

978
00:51:17,262 --> 00:51:20,066
"I need you,
Dad has a heart attack!"

979
00:51:20,371 --> 00:51:23,586
My father has just experienced the fifth heart bypass.

980
00:51:23,586 --> 00:51:25,804
So they rushed
took him to the hospital.

981
00:51:25,804 --> 00:51:28,340
Aisha says,
"Go home now."

982
00:51:28,732 --> 00:51:32,231
I said, "I have an
schedule on the Comedy Store."

983
00:51:32,231 --> 00:51:35,176
"I'll come there,
then I'll go home."

984
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,009
Then I come and appear
on Comedy Store.

985
00:51:39,034 --> 00:51:41,940
After that I go home.

986
00:51:42,236 --> 00:51:44,724
And for some reason...

987
00:51:45,022 --> 00:51:49,734
I went to Kaiser and went upstairs.
My mother and sister cry.

988
00:51:49,734 --> 00:51:52,136
My sister looked at me, she responded.
He said,

989
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,706
"They don't know what you are doing. But I know."

990
00:51:54,706 --> 00:51:56,907
The doctor sees me,
"Are you his son? Yes."

991
00:51:56,932 --> 00:51:59,283
"Your age is over 18?
Sign this."

992
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,776
I sign a letter
release statement.

993
00:52:01,971 --> 00:52:06,006
Which frees up home responsibilities
is sick if something happens to my father.

994
00:52:06,006 --> 00:52:08,399
The operation is risky.

995
00:52:08,399 --> 00:52:12,095
I signed a sheet of this paper and looked at it  And I feel like
is signing a death certificate.

996
00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:15,506


997
00:52:15,678 --> 00:52:19,170
His body temperature is very low
until he looks so blue.

998
00:52:19,442 --> 00:52:23,283
They took him to the operating room then
I handed the document to the doctor.

999
00:52:23,283 --> 00:52:24,856
For a moment I looked at my father,

1000
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,038
And thinking, "If this is the last time
I meet my father..."

1001
00:52:28,038 --> 00:52:31,315
"... I will say goodbye to
people I barely know."

1002
00:52:32,747 --> 00:52:36,570
And I wait, hoping he gets out of the operation safely.

1003
00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:39,624
And he passed it.

1004
00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:42,874
We are in the hospital.
I have to tell him.

1005
00:52:42,874 --> 00:52:46,976
So I told him about my life,
He told me about his life.

1006
00:52:46,976 --> 00:52:49,083
So I tell him
the story of the dance.

1007
00:52:49,814 --> 00:52:52,334
He said,
"Hasan, I'm mad at you."

1008
00:52:52,334 --> 00:52:56,421
"I know, I kiss a girl. I won't do it again."

1009
00:52:57,322 --> 00:53:01,919
He said, "No. Why did you not forgive Bethany?"

1010
00:53:03,825 --> 00:53:06,805
He wants to be a bigger person.

1011
00:53:06,830 --> 00:53:08,699
I said, "Why?"

1012
00:53:08,724 --> 00:53:11,839
"Come on, Hasan, you're when daddy
emigrated to this country in 1982,"

1013
00:53:11,839 --> 00:53:14,319
Everything I see on TV,
I think if I let you go...

1014
00:53:14,343 --> 00:53:16,624
... to school dance,
you will join the gang,

1015
00:53:16,649 --> 00:53:18,996
Makes a girl pregnant and becomes a city
drugs with just one night.

1016
00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:20,916
So I just want to protect you.

1017
00:53:20,916 --> 00:53:23,283
His family also saw
news about us.

1018
00:53:23,307 --> 00:53:24,594
They want to protect their daughter.

1019
00:53:24,590 --> 00:53:27,220
We are afraid of them, they are afraid of us.
Everyone is scared of each other...

1020
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Submitted by:
www.subtitlecinema.com

1021
00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:41,835
"Hasan, you have to be brave."

1022
00:53:41,835 --> 00:53:46,139
Your courage to do the right thing
must be bigger than your fear.

1023
00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:49,635
"So, Hasan, dare.
Hasan, dare."

1024
00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:53,564
This is a very beautiful poem.
I always think about it.

1025
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:57,693
Look, there are a few days where I can forgive that person.

1026
00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:59,400
The past is the past.

1027
00:53:59,424 --> 00:54:00,963
"Settings, delete history,"
is over.

1028
00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:02,621
Another day, "No, fuck it."

1029
00:54:02,621 --> 00:54:04,909
"This is House of Cards.
Destroy our enemies."

1030
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:08,209
continuously. I don't know what it's like, until now.

1031
00:54:08,209 --> 00:54:11,370
Pizza Hut, the biggest slice of
pizza has come.

1032
00:54:11,370 --> 00:54:13,975
Get nine boxes
only 10 dollars.

1033
00:54:13,975 --> 00:54:15,539
Ten dollars

1034
00:54:15,539 --> 00:54:17,871
Match in three ways.

1035
00:54:17,871 --> 00:54:19,759
Three? Cheese!

1036
00:54:19,759 --> 00:54:23,427
Big chunk section
only at your Pizza Hut.

1037
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:25,804
And that's how you do it
make it great.

1038
00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:27,535
OK, so...

1039
00:54:27,535 --> 00:54:30,967
It is displayed during
March Madness.

1040
00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:33,378
Everyone sees it.
On this night it aired,

1041
00:54:33,402 --> 00:54:36,484
Friends send me a message.
"Hey, friend,"

1042
00:54:36,484 --> 00:54:39,767
"Do you know how many pieces of pizza
you get in the box..."

1043
00:54:39,792 --> 00:54:42,230
"... with only 10 dollars?"

1044
00:54:46,722 --> 00:54:47,868
"Nine!"

1045
00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:53,241
"Can you really mix and
adjust in three ways?"

1046
00:54:53,743 --> 00:54:55,584
"Yes, three. Yes!"

1047
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:58,754
A friend of mine sent me
this screen photo.

1048
00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:05,933
"I just saw a party date
my high school dance at a Pizza Hut ad."

1049
00:55:05,933 --> 00:55:10,144
Tagar, past.
Tagar, This is a small world.

1050
00:55:10,144 --> 00:55:12,905
Tagar, brilliant.

1051
00:55:13,866 --> 00:55:17,097
And I reply...

1052
00:55:17,881 --> 00:55:20,971
"We haven't ended yet."

1053
00:55:20,996 --> 00:55:23,286
"How are you doing?"

1054
00:55:23,286 --> 00:55:28,351
Tagar, MrP.
Tagar, Calk.

1055
00:55:28,351 --> 00:55:31,077
Then he replied,

1056
00:55:31,102 --> 00:55:36,510
"I know! Make a tweet that is better."

1057
00:55:36,510 --> 00:55:39,360
"Tell me when you're in New York."

1058
00:55:39,385 --> 00:55:41,565
What I reply,

1059
00:55:41,565 --> 00:55:43,556
"Of course."

1060
00:55:43,556 --> 00:55:47,275
Now, contrary to the suggestion
my therapist, I open Facebook,

1061
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,718
Because he has a public profile.
And it's wrong

1062
00:55:49,718 --> 00:55:53,194
So I started searching.
"Bethany Reed." OK.

1063
00:55:53,194 --> 00:55:56,228
"Living in Manhattan."
We know that!

1064
00:55:56,669 --> 00:55:59,721
"In a relationship with..."
I clicked it.

1065
00:56:15,397 --> 00:56:20,168
"Rajesh Rengatramanajanana..."

1066
00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:22,345
He dated Indians,

1067
00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:24,965
And this person is really
the real Indian.

1068
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,809
Gosh! Look at the name!

1069
00:56:26,835 --> 00:56:29,077
Look at how long it is
.

1070
00:56:29,077 --> 00:56:33,348
It is very long, until almost
does not fit in its Facebook profile.

1071
00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:35,809
So long.
Ten syllables.

1072
00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:40,981
Ra-jesh Ren-gat-ra-ma-na-nam-na-nam.

1073
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:44,234
Are you kidding me?
How many letters in the alphabet?

1074
00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:48,405
How many letters in the alphabet?
26 letters in the alphabet, right?

1075
00:56:48,430 --> 00:56:51,032
How many letters in Rajesh
Rengatramanajananam? 25.

1076
00:56:51,032 --> 00:56:54,363
Only less than one letter for
becomes a unified alphabet.

1077
00:56:54,363 --> 00:56:57,789
Come on! How easy is my name?
Hasan Minhaj. So easy.

1078
00:56:57,814 --> 00:57:00,552
He is like, "Fuck that.
Give me Rengatramanajananam!"

1079
00:57:00,552 --> 00:57:02,979
Give me Rajesh Rengatramana...

1080
00:57:02,979 --> 00:57:05,005
"Fuck it."

1081
00:57:05,030 --> 00:57:08,450
"No!" God laughs at me.
God laughs at me.

1082
00:57:08,475 --> 00:57:12,313
Now, contrary to
with the advice of my therapist...

1083
00:57:12,313 --> 00:57:13,849
I make contact.

1084
00:57:13,849 --> 00:57:15,799
He said, "Don't contact!"
I said, "Hey!"

1085
00:57:15,823 --> 00:57:17,304
"I paid you to
hear my words."

1086
00:57:17,304 --> 00:57:18,696
He said, "You need closure.
Do it.

1087
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,102
Thank you, Jannet.
We meet next week."

1088
00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:21,432
Therapy is nonsense.

1089
00:57:21,432 --> 00:57:24,212
"Bethany, I have an
performance in New York next week."

1090
00:57:24,236 --> 00:57:25,816
I do it!
"I really want to meet."

1091
00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:28,214
He is like, "Yeah, let's meet."

1092
00:57:28,214 --> 00:57:31,690
Then I go from LA to New York,
direct flights.

1093
00:57:31,715 --> 00:57:34,057
With money from Pizza Hut. I
walk through New York.

1094
00:57:34,082 --> 00:57:36,451
I'm angry. I am annoyed.

1095
00:57:36,451 --> 00:57:38,664
How is this possible?

1096
00:57:38,747 --> 00:57:41,704
How is this possible?
Rajesh Rengatramana...

1097
00:57:41,704 --> 00:57:43,210
How did she make love to this person?

1098
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:45,331
"Yes, Lord, Rajesh
Rengatramanajananam,"

1099
00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:47,056
"Give it to me now."

1100
00:57:47,056 --> 00:57:50,288
"Rajesh Rengatramanajananam,
I really want you."

1101
00:57:50,288 --> 00:57:52,592
"Put Rajesh in my
Rengatramanajananam."

1102
00:57:52,592 --> 00:57:54,716
OK, "Stop that."

1103
00:57:54,716 --> 00:57:56,987
Stop imagining him...

1104
00:57:57,011 --> 00:58:00,135
... make love to Rajesh
Rengatramanajananam.

1105
00:58:00,135 --> 00:58:01,670
You have a profit.

1106
00:58:01,695 --> 00:58:05,203
Come there there, keep calm.
Come there, be confident.

1107
00:58:05,203 --> 00:58:08,693
Be like this, man.
Come there and conquer.

1108
00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:11,238
Like this...

1109
00:58:18,045 --> 00:58:19,252
"How are you?"

1110
00:58:19,277 --> 00:58:23,372
Do that with this,
then lick your lips, "how are you?"

1111
00:58:23,372 --> 00:58:24,953
Yes, I have trained it.

1112
00:58:24,953 --> 00:58:27,754
I arrived at the door then
opened the door,

1113
00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:30,164
Then I heard, "Hey, Hasan!"

1114
00:58:30,164 --> 00:58:33,121
He sits outside.

1115
00:58:33,121 --> 00:58:36,543
He sees me doing
this nonsense on the road.

1116
00:58:41,427 --> 00:58:44,574
I'm like,
"Hey, how are you?"

1117
00:58:44,816 --> 00:58:47,381
Is there someone sitting there?
OK.

1118
00:58:47,381 --> 00:58:50,247
I came there and
said, "Okay, yes."

1119
00:58:50,247 --> 00:58:53,077
"I'll sit here,
no problem."

1120
00:58:53,077 --> 00:58:54,622
I sit there.

1121
00:58:54,622 --> 00:58:57,032
You know when you meet
someone from your past,

1122
00:58:57,032 --> 00:59:00,076
Then suddenly, you come back
feel like that again.

1123
00:59:00,076 --> 00:59:04,570
So all Kanye's movements
just disappear from my body.

1124
00:59:05,104 --> 00:59:07,502
I sit there and can't say anything.

1125
00:59:07,527 --> 00:59:09,581
It's like an adult
at Charlie Brown.

1126
00:59:09,581 --> 00:59:12,796
I can't say anything.
20 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes.

1127
00:59:12,796 --> 00:59:15,954
"Dude, will you be
to be darapok again?"

1128
00:59:15,954 --> 00:59:18,067
"Say something."

1129
00:59:18,067 --> 00:59:20,966
He starts talking about controls
rent and I cut it.

1130
00:59:20,966 --> 00:59:24,300
I said, "Bethany, you know
why am I here?"

1131
00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:27,551
"I'm here to talk about dance parties."

1132
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:33,383
And his face turns white.

1133
00:59:33,383 --> 00:59:37,074
You know he's white, & isn't he?
But this is even whiter.

1134
00:59:37,376 --> 00:59:39,942
I said, "you know my situation.
you know that!"

1135
00:59:39,942 --> 00:59:42,888
I go forward and sacrifice for you.
At that age, it's very big.

1136
00:59:42,888 --> 00:59:45,721
You are not the same for me,
no problem. Whatever.

1137
00:59:45,721 --> 00:59:47,780
But that makes the
state worse,

1138
00:59:47,780 --> 00:59:50,250
You've crucified me socially before everyone.

1139
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:52,064
You know how
that is difficult for me,

1140
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:55,044
Then I feel very
unsafe at that age,

1141
00:59:55,068 --> 00:59:56,671
Until I can't date
with other white people,

1142
00:59:56,671 --> 00:59:59,964
Because I'm with them, but
can't then be with them.

1143
00:59:59,964 --> 01:00:02,486
Because something I can't control is the color of my skin.

1144
01:00:02,486 --> 01:00:04,275
Do you know what it feels like?

1145
01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:06,720
And now, I try
chasing my dream,

1146
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,205
I'm trying...

1147
01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:11,605
But now you write about me,
you act like there's no problem,

1148
01:00:11,605 --> 01:00:13,544
Meanwhile it's not true.

1149
01:00:14,052 --> 01:00:16,871
"Why did you do that?"

1150
01:00:16,871 --> 01:00:21,549
And he's like,
"I'm really sorry."

1151
01:00:21,549 --> 01:00:25,365
"But you know we were
18 years old, right?"

1152
01:00:25,365 --> 01:00:28,301
"I really
want to go with you."

1153
01:00:28,301 --> 01:00:30,650
"But my mother, she is very
controlling."

1154
01:00:30,650 --> 01:00:32,525
"You know how it feels
have parents..."

1155
01:00:32,549 --> 01:00:35,571
"... who controls every aspect of your life?"

1156
01:00:35,571 --> 01:00:40,345
"No, I don't, like what?
I want to hear that story."

1157
01:00:41,257 --> 01:00:42,766
"Tell me more."

1158
01:00:44,701 --> 01:00:46,316
What?

1159
01:00:46,316 --> 01:00:48,996
He is like, "I hope
can go with you."

1160
01:00:48,996 --> 01:00:51,383
"But I can't
change the past."

1161
01:00:51,383 --> 01:00:55,350
"I don't think you want
talk to me again."

1162
01:00:55,350 --> 01:00:57,928
"But the reason why I
wrote about you,"

1163
01:00:57,928 --> 01:01:01,454
"It's because I saw you
keep your promise."

1164
01:01:01,454 --> 01:01:04,999
"So if you don't want to
talk to me again,"

1165
01:01:05,024 --> 01:01:08,162
"I will always support you."

1166
01:01:08,528 --> 01:01:11,353
You know how you save
hatred of your heart like this...

1167
01:01:11,377 --> 01:01:13,002
To people
from your past?

1168
01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:14,936
"They did this to me,
Fuck them."

1169
01:01:14,961 --> 01:01:16,590
"Gosh."

1170
01:01:18,528 --> 01:01:22,191
At that time, I let go.

1171
01:01:22,191 --> 01:01:26,179
I destroy it
like Voldemort Horcrux.

1172
01:01:33,470 --> 01:01:37,676
But I have to ask him,
the question we all think about.

1173
01:01:40,549 --> 01:01:42,631
"What about
Mr. Rengatramanajananam?"

1174
01:01:42,655 --> 01:01:43,861
"How is that possible?"

1175
01:01:43,861 --> 01:01:46,081
He said, "When going to New York
and meeting him,"

1176
01:01:46,105 --> 01:01:47,694
"We started dating and
decided to stay together."

1177
01:01:47,694 --> 01:01:50,079
"But I need money to deposit,
so I call my mother."

1178
01:01:50,079 --> 01:01:52,259
"What did your mother say?"

1179
01:01:52,259 --> 01:01:54,667
He said, "No. I won't
help you."

1180
01:01:54,691 --> 01:01:56,451
"You know how our family is."

1181
01:01:56,451 --> 01:01:58,805
"So round your mind."

1182
01:01:58,805 --> 01:02:00,901
And I'm like,
"What are you saying?"

1183
01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:04,269
It's said, "I told my mother,
No more!"

1184
01:02:04,269 --> 01:02:07,824
"This isn't high school anymore. Raj is a good person, so am I."

1185
01:02:07,824 --> 01:02:10,385
"So I will be with him,
because this is the right thing."

1186
01:02:10,385 --> 01:02:13,021
"I hope you too
round your mind."

1187
01:02:13,881 --> 01:02:16,709
Then I look at it,

1188
01:02:16,709 --> 01:02:19,807
And I'm very embarrassed.

1189
01:02:19,807 --> 01:02:23,952
I'm like,
"Dude, what are you doing?"

1190
01:02:23,952 --> 01:02:29,967
Why are you chasing people from time
Your past is like a psychopath?

1191
01:02:30,121 --> 01:02:34,066
"You're not Liam Neeson.
What is happening?"

1192
01:02:34,066 --> 01:02:37,009
Then I realized, "you don't care about this person."

1193
01:02:37,034 --> 01:02:39,158
I care about what he represents.

1194
01:02:39,183 --> 01:02:42,082
Growing up, we just want to sign it.

1195
01:02:42,082 --> 01:02:44,040
To say that you
are good enough. Sign it.

1196
01:02:44,065 --> 01:02:48,431
"Sit here, you're pretty good."
But that is not an American dream.

1197
01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,683
This is not asking for a sign
companion hand.

1198
01:02:50,707 --> 01:02:52,879
It's the same as every generation before you.

1199
01:02:52,879 --> 01:02:54,980
You declare it yourself.
That is your own thing.

1200
01:02:55,005 --> 01:02:57,693
"Pizza Hut pieces of pizza.
9 boxes, only for 10 dollars."

1201
01:02:57,693 --> 01:03:00,542
That's you.
You did it yourself.

1202
01:03:00,567 --> 01:03:03,155
You're not Hasan Minhaj.
You are "Hussan Minhajj".

1203
01:03:03,155 --> 01:03:05,570
This is just American chocolate.
The dream you have to take.

1204
01:03:05,594 --> 01:03:08,983
Then take it.
Stop blaming others.

1205
01:03:15,004 --> 01:03:19,652
Now I stand outside the restaurant and I can't even concentrate,

1206
01:03:19,652 --> 01:03:22,048
Because I know he is more
developing than me.

1207
01:03:22,073 --> 01:03:23,889
He said, "Next time you
be in New York,"

1208
01:03:23,890 --> 01:03:25,882
Let's gather with Raj.
"Yes, don't do that."

1209
01:03:25,907 --> 01:03:29,350
Then I walk to the station
subway.

1210
01:03:29,350 --> 01:03:32,052
But I saw for the last time to the restaurant.

1211
01:03:32,052 --> 01:03:34,534
Only to see him
the last time.

1212
01:03:34,534 --> 01:03:38,612
To know that generation changes
are possible with one choice.

1213
01:03:38,612 --> 01:03:41,055
I turn and look,

1214
01:03:41,055 --> 01:03:43,843
But he's gone

1215
01:03:43,843 --> 01:03:46,714
And I never saw it again.

1216
01:03:46,714 --> 01:03:50,691
I did keep my promise.
you know, I keep on doing comedy.

1217
01:03:50,716 --> 01:03:52,735
I never knew...

1218
01:03:52,735 --> 01:03:55,921
I never knew if I would
do anything more than Pizza Hut.

1219
01:03:55,921 --> 01:03:58,295
You know how
you reached a point in your career...

1220
01:03:58,295 --> 01:04:00,811
... when your parents gave up on you
and gave it to the next child?

1221
01:04:00,811 --> 01:04:02,967
"Okay, let's try
give it to Aisha."

1222
01:04:03,404 --> 01:04:06,176
Then one day I got an
email from my manager.

1223
01:04:06,201 --> 01:04:08,423
"Hey, want to audition for The Daily Show"
Question mark.

1224
01:04:08,423 --> 01:04:10,474
That is not an email question mark.
But email statement.

1225
01:04:10,474 --> 01:04:12,604
Like, "Hey, Pizza Hut,
audition for" The Daily Show " So I sent a recording.
I got a phone call.

1226
01:04:12,604 --> 01:04:15,071
Said," hey, Jon Stewart heard
your record. Come to New York. "

1227
01:04:15,071 --> 01:04:17,906
" They want you to audition.
But... "

1228
01:04:17,906 --> 01:04:23,075
You have to write
other original works.

1229
01:04:23,662 --> 01:04:26,654
" Can you write an original story again? "
I said," No, I can't. What?

1230
01:04:26,679 --> 01:04:29,331
I can't make popular works 2 times
in a row. I'm not Larry David.

1231
01:04:29,356 --> 01:04:31,664
"I can't do
Seinfeld and Curb."

1232
01:04:31,664 --> 01:04:33,089
"I'm just an ordinary human."

1233
01:04:33,113 --> 01:04:34,746
I walk back and forth
in my apartment,

1234
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:37,072
I looked at the mattress and
thought, "I will die here."

1235
01:04:37,072 --> 01:04:39,424


1236
01:04:39,424 --> 01:04:43,002
And it's amazing how
racism will always happen to you...

1237
01:04:43,002 --> 01:04:45,843
... when you really need it.

1238
01:04:45,843 --> 01:04:49,427
Like changing your car's oil.
"15,000 miles, Racism."

1239
01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:52,422
So I watched the program called
"Real Time With Bill Maher."

1240
01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:54,013
Have you seen it before?
"Real Time With Bill Maher"?

1241
01:04:54,013 --> 01:04:57,003
you know Bill's attitude, & apos; right?
He's like,

1242
01:04:57,003 --> 01:05:00,600
"Hey, do you believe in God?
Damn fool!"

1243
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:04,484
And everyone is like,
"The prophet atheist speaks!"

1244
01:05:04,509 --> 01:05:07,752
Remember the video that became viral,
he and Ben Affleck.

1245
01:05:07,752 --> 01:05:09,756
Bill Maher said, "I don't know, man,
These Muslims..."

1246
01:05:09,780 --> 01:05:11,934
"85% of them hate
our freedom."

1247
01:05:11,934 --> 01:05:13,348
"We must collect them,
we must accommodate them."

1248
01:05:13,372 --> 01:05:15,372
"We have to find ways to
hold them back."

1249
01:05:15,397 --> 01:05:19,222
And Ben Affleck said, "Are you crazy?
Gather, hold them back?"

1250
01:05:19,222 --> 01:05:21,204
Dude, we do that
to Japanese.

1251
01:05:21,228 --> 01:05:23,491
"You can't do that
to others. Am I crazy?"

1252
01:05:23,491 --> 01:05:26,252
Then I say,
"No, you're not crazy."

1253
01:05:26,252 --> 01:05:28,996
"You are my White Prince."

1254
01:05:30,139 --> 01:05:33,177
Don't you realize what happened at that time?

1255
01:05:33,177 --> 01:05:35,370
We get
class A celebrities...

1256
01:05:35,394 --> 01:05:36,844
... to support
Muslim community.

1257
01:05:36,844 --> 01:05:38,227
We have Batman, honey!

1258
01:05:38,227 --> 01:05:39,655
"He may not be the hero we want,"

1259
01:05:39,679 --> 01:05:42,371
"But he is a hero
that the Muslim world needs."

1260
01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:44,520
Then I think, that's the theme!
"Batman against Bill Maher."

1261
01:05:44,545 --> 01:05:46,403
I wrote the material,
went to New York.

1262
01:05:46,428 --> 01:05:49,067
Directly come to his office.
You understand. & apos; right?

1263
01:05:49,067 --> 01:05:52,137
The producer who opened the door and
said, "Come in, start auditioning with me."

1264
01:05:52,137 --> 01:05:54,663
If you are ready,
Jon will go down. Understand?

1265
01:05:54,663 --> 01:05:56,037
"So come with me."

1266
01:05:56,037 --> 01:05:57,867
"We walked down the hall
The Daily Show."

1267
01:05:57,867 --> 01:06:02,798
And I saw all the old photos of the correspondents in front of me.

1268
01:06:02,798 --> 01:06:06,194
Steve Carell, John Oliver,

1269
01:06:06,194 --> 01:06:08,464
Sam Bee, Jason Jones,

1270
01:06:08,464 --> 01:06:11,646
Ed Helms, Steven Colbert...

1271
01:06:11,646 --> 01:06:13,789
And me?

1272
01:06:14,009 --> 01:06:16,139
Keema bread, me?

1273
01:06:16,712 --> 01:06:20,097
Come on, you know we can't do it
so far. you know how.

1274
01:06:20,097 --> 01:06:22,434
Middle management until we die.

1275
01:06:22,434 --> 01:06:24,772
We will never be able to be
on that stage forever.

1276
01:06:25,601 --> 01:06:29,075
I went into the studio, and I
saw the blue globe of the Daily Show.

1277
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:30,912
I am even confused to explain
how blue it is.

1278
01:06:31,231 --> 01:06:33,958
And now my coat
starts to sweat.

1279
01:06:33,958 --> 01:06:36,756
The producer said, "Sit with me
and we will practice several times."

1280
01:06:36,756 --> 01:06:39,626
Then I sit down and
I arrive at the desk.

1281
01:06:39,626 --> 01:06:41,803
The sitting president
sits at the table.

1282
01:06:41,803 --> 01:06:45,427
I sat down and we tried for the first time, and I was nervous.

1283
01:06:45,427 --> 01:06:48,948
He said, "Hey, man,
just slowly, understand?"

1284
01:06:48,948 --> 01:06:52,094
We try the second one.
Now I stutter.

1285
01:06:52,094 --> 01:06:55,717
And he said, "Hey, man.
Calm down. You're funny."

1286
01:06:55,947 --> 01:07:00,368
It's almost the same as someone said,
"Hey, man, you're not funny."

1287
01:07:01,596 --> 01:07:03,004
"You shouldn't be
feeling calm."

1288
01:07:03,004 --> 01:07:06,179
Then I can feel it. I choke.
We've all experienced it.

1289
01:07:06,179 --> 01:07:09,868
Everyone says, "Hey, man, how?"
Or like, "Think positive."

1290
01:07:09,868 --> 01:07:13,808
No, that doesn't happen.
That is not true. You choke

1291
01:07:13,808 --> 01:07:16,826
MCAT, DAT, you will go
to the Caribbean, pack it!

1292
01:07:16,826 --> 01:07:20,635
You choke. Too real?
This is real. We have experienced that before.

1293
01:07:20,635 --> 01:07:21,995
And I thought, "Gosh."

1294
01:07:22,019 --> 01:07:24,073
It feels like a tortoise
comes out of my butt.

1295
01:07:24,073 --> 01:07:27,338
I'm really nervous. I urinate
in my pants. I thought, "No!"

1296
01:07:27,338 --> 01:07:29,891
Then we will try
for the third. Then I hear...

1297
01:07:31,950 --> 01:07:34,759
I know that voice.
That is the Jewish Yoda. That's Jon.

1298
01:07:36,781 --> 01:07:39,794
He walked through the
tunnel where the guests came,

1299
01:07:39,794 --> 01:07:41,797
And the lamp has just been turned on.

1300
01:07:41,797 --> 01:07:46,374
So I just saw a shadow of a giant walking towards me,

1301
01:07:46,374 --> 01:07:48,867
And I can hear the achievements
at every step.

1302
01:07:48,867 --> 01:07:52,954
Like,
"Out! I'm Jon Stewart."

1303
01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:57,368
"Out! Two Emmy winners,
Jon Stewart."

1304
01:07:57,574 --> 01:08:00,904
"Boom! I redefine
satirical and comedy politics."

1305
01:08:00,928 --> 01:08:02,358
"What have you done?"

1306
01:08:02,358 --> 01:08:05,443
I'm like, "I don't know. Have you ever heard about Pizza Hut?"

1307
01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:16,588
Then he stepped into the light,

1308
01:08:16,588 --> 01:08:18,923
And he's shorter than I thought.

1309
01:08:18,923 --> 01:08:21,745
And he has a lot of
acne spots on his face.

1310
01:08:21,745 --> 01:08:25,143
And I look at it, and I like...

1311
01:08:25,844 --> 01:08:27,993
"Dad?"

1312
01:08:27,993 --> 01:08:30,696
As if he has a Najmi vibe.
He shook my hand.

1313
01:08:30,696 --> 01:08:33,777
I can feel it because he once
slapped me in his previous life.

1314
01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:35,279
I'm like,
"I know this hand!"

1315
01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:38,194
We sit there,
He starts riffing, I start riffing.

1316
01:08:38,194 --> 01:08:40,099
The prompter manager says,
"" What are you doing? "

1317
01:08:40,123 --> 01:08:41,241
I said," I can do this
telepromter officer. "

1318
01:08:41,266 --> 01:08:43,911
I remember everything in my head.
One time take, 8 miles.

1319
01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:46,998
And I hold my landing
like a Russian gymnastics athlete.

1320
01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:49,104
"Thank you for the opportunity."

1321
01:08:49,104 --> 01:08:52,276
I tucked the tortoise's head
into my ass. "We will go home."

1322
01:08:52,276 --> 01:08:55,548
I walk out the door, but
then I hear a voice.

1323
01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:57,925
"Hey, man, where are you going?"

1324
01:08:58,009 --> 01:08:59,876
And that's Jon.

1325
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,807
I'm like,
"I live in LA."

1326
01:09:05,007 --> 01:09:07,591
"I have to go back to LA."

1327
01:09:07,591 --> 01:09:10,532
"We meet on Monday, & apos; right?"

1328
01:09:10,532 --> 01:09:13,261
I'm like, "Why?"

1329
01:09:14,110 --> 01:09:16,613
"You work here."

1330
01:09:16,613 --> 01:09:19,474
"So we will meet
Monday, & apos; right?"

1331
01:09:21,699 --> 01:09:24,636
I can't believe it.
I'm like, "It's time for an Oscar!"

1332
01:09:24,636 --> 01:09:26,413
Say what you have to say!

1333
01:09:26,438 --> 01:09:28,180
What I want to say is,

1334
01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:32,842
"Jon, this is the only thing I have..."

1335
01:09:32,842 --> 01:09:35,486
... from my entire career...

1336
01:09:35,486 --> 01:09:37,701
"... the truth is
is known to my father."

1337
01:09:38,618 --> 01:09:40,983
"So, thanks."

1338
01:09:41,008 --> 01:09:43,107
But what I
say at that time,

1339
01:09:43,107 --> 01:09:45,411
"Jon!"

1340
01:09:45,411 --> 01:09:48,198
My father...

1341
01:09:48,198 --> 01:09:50,939
"Get to know you!"

1342
01:09:58,734 --> 01:10:01,295
He said, "Yes, I'm sure of that."
Okay, see you Monday.

1343
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:02,810
He walked away...
Then I pinched myself.

1344
01:10:02,834 --> 01:10:05,632
You are Hasan Minhaj!
You will appear on the "Daily Show."

1345
01:10:05,632 --> 01:10:07,967
I ran out like
crazy New Yorkers.

1346
01:10:07,991 --> 01:10:09,746
I contacted my lover,
she cried.

1347
01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:11,309
I contacted my mother,
she cried.

1348
01:10:11,309 --> 01:10:13,498
I contact my father,
he said, "good work."

1349
01:10:13,498 --> 01:10:17,966
"What? Good work? Tell me again.
I can't hear you, Dad!"

1350
01:10:17,966 --> 01:10:20,191
"Say!"
I was almost hit by a car!

1351
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,873
I'm like,
"No, I can't die!"

1352
01:10:22,873 --> 01:10:25,346
"I have to send the latest status
which is very large"  I ran up, opened my laptop
and opened Facebook,

1353
01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:28,036
Then then I see this.

1354
01:10:28,030 --> 01:10:30,560
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1355
01:10:32,030 --> 01:10:35,550
You see this, & apos; right?

1356
01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:45,692
Do you know what this means?

1357
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,803
Do you understand?

1358
01:10:50,502 --> 01:10:52,498
I am a bidder for racism.

1359
01:10:54,129 --> 01:10:56,979
I cure it.

1360
01:10:58,817 --> 01:11:01,362
Well, maybe I don't
heal it,

1361
01:11:01,449 --> 01:11:03,002
But everyone has a big goal in life.

1362
01:11:03,026 --> 01:11:05,026
Like those who try
to find a cure for cancer,

1363
01:11:05,051 --> 01:11:08,116
Or find a vaccine for Ebola.

1364
01:11:08,116 --> 01:11:09,840
My life is certain proof,
even though your skin is brown,

1365
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:14,214
You have to lock your target!

1366
01:11:14,214 --> 01:11:16,635
Thank you.

1367
01:11:28,988 --> 01:11:31,564
Good night. Take care of yourself.
God bless.

1368
01:11:31,564 --> 01:11:33,526
I love you.
Good night.

1369
01:11:33,551 --> 01:11:36,662


1370
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:38,360
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1371
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