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Shit 20 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:36,929 Well, I will go so I not late for your interview. 21 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,571 What are you wearing? 22 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:43,329 There is no camouflage, no fish and no glowing colors. 23 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,324 How will they see you in the dark, bitch? How? 24 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,245 I have to go. 25 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,764 Wow, it's big. 26 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,450 Oh, sorry. 27 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,205 If you are looking for a homeless shelter, is two floors down. 28 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,243 Oh no... I'm Hannah Steale. 29 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,527 I came here to meet Mr. Black. 30 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,762 The Bitch College. Can I take your jacket? 31 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,286 Yes, please. thanks. 32 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,565 Ew... 33 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,680 Follow me. 34 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,806 If you want to know,... 35 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,848 ... I am a section secretary who pokes his boss,... 36 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,843 ... which means there is no place for drunken apprentices... 37 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,287 ... with messy and bunchy hair. 38 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,086 Come here. 39 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,242 Ah! 40 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,651 That is the aroma of the seeds... 41 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,688 ... after lunch and twice playing tennis. 42 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,683 Mmm... 43 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,289 Have a nice day, Miss. Steale. 44 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,850 Basic cheap bitch. 45 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,046 Ow! My neck. Ow. Oh 46 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,047 You... 47 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,084 Oh, damn it! 48 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,528 I think I should try pulling the door. 49 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,687 Ms. Kavahellnah. 50 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,841 Christian Black. 51 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,046 Are you okay? 52 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,288 I think so, huh. 53 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,528 Good, because you're so messed up! 54 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,606 I mean, you hit the statue like a rhinoceros butting,... 55 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,489 ... and I say rhinos because you're more fat than I thought,... 56 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,608 ... and you have a nasal fold that is shaped like a small horn. 57 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,490 - Maybe you want to sneeze. - Okay. 58 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,085 A little proactive there. 59 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,930 I'm not Ms. Kavahellnah. 60 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,490 You're not Ms. Kavahellnah? 61 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,404 - Who are you? - My name is Hannah Steale. 62 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,970 I study Literature... 63 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,929 ... with Kateesha at the university. 64 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,401 Oh 65 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,205 Please, sit down. 66 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,770 - Thank you. - You are welcome. 67 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:56,841 No. 68 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,401 - No. - So what do you want? 69 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,608 Gosh! Just tell me! 70 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,850 Pencil. 71 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,969 Pencil... You live just say from the start! 72 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,441 Gosh! Here, take it! 73 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,962 - Gosh! - Thank you. 74 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,089 You should be honest, Nn. Steale. 75 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,525 Damn. 76 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,251 This is a question from Kateesha, okay? 77 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,320 "You have made a lot of money. 78 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,600 " How do you get it, and may I ask? " Oh... Miss Steale. 79 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,366 I got my money... 80 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,561 ... more than black entrepreneurs get it. 81 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,847 - Landowners? - Narcotics. 82 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,408 You have to understand your business from outside and inside. 83 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:43,048 I smoke cigarettes. Not too long,... 84 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,206 = =... but long enough for you know what the penis feels like. 85 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,008 It feels like a sharp butt burning. 86 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,488 87 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,210 - Mmm. - Ew! 88 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,648 I have had asthma, like E.T. when he is sick in the river. 89 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,170 I lost six teeth. 90 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:05,128 Have you ever eaten steak with one molar tooth? 91 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,521 No. What do I do that for? 92 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,128 Eating and annoying. 93 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,244 Eating and annoying. This is difficult. 94 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,486 - Maybe it's your luck. - No. 95 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,803 Keanu Reeves is luck. 96 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,566 Flo Rida is luck. 97 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,927 Iggy Azalea is luck. 98 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,923 Yes, he's in a row. 99 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,201 Next question. 100 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:33,329 "Are you gay, or are you gay?" 101 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:37,645 Just because you touch the penis doesn't mean you're gay. 102 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,246 Especially if it's for money or cigarettes. 103 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:44,406 You're only gay if you enjoy touching a penis. 104 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,201 Touching the penis politely... like... "I don't like this." 105 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,369 It's not gay. That's just research. 106 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,323 You said you were an expert from England. 107 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,721 What is Chaucer, Shelley or Keats... 108 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,882 ... which makes you fall in love first with literature? 109 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,322 - That is Seuss. - Seuss! 110 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,051 - Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 and Thing 2. -... and Thing 2! 111 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,202 I mean, who doesn't want to be her? 112 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,328 You know, me and my brother is Thing 1... 113 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,925 ... and 2nd Thing for Halloween this year. 114 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,002 - Really? - Yes. Look at this. 115 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,169 Gosh, look at you two! 116 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,288 We call it Thang 1 and Thang 2. 117 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:19,845 That's great. 118 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,524 What if I want to hire you? 119 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:25,891 I don't know. I saw the way the woman here was dressed. 120 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,691 I'm not suitable. 121 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,762 You know, even though you have a reinforcements sweater,... 122 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,330 ... oily woven clothes,... 123 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,408 ... and your Usher's nose are big and old,... 124 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,926 ... there is something strange about you . 125 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,163 Yes, you're like the Ugly Little Dwarf... 126 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,969 ... who are among beautiful puppies. 127 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,282 The ugliest that does not want people to touch it. 128 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,807 You, thick-haired and big-eyed and look wild. 129 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,691 But you just want to go home and give you love,... 130 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,762 ... or attacking seeds someone with stones... 131 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,401 ... and throw your little friend into the ocean. 132 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,766 Get away from misery. 133 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,448 Oh OK. 134 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,726 Thank you, Mr. Black. 135 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,007 Please, call me Christian. 136 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,051 - Christian. - I hope I have answered all your questions. 137 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,202 Sure. 138 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,483 - Hannah. - Christian. 139 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:16,971 Oh, damn it! 140 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,530 Gosh! 141 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,281 Oh! 142 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,084 Oh my God! 143 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,844 Gosh, stop it! 144 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:30,571 White girl, fix the elevator. 145 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,005 Oh, Hannah! 146 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,561 So what about it? 147 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:40,123 He's just ordinary, I guess. 148 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,886 Oh, damn it! You sodomized it! I know it! 149 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,685 Yes, suction the penis, suction the penis. 150 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,889 What? Uh! Suck the penis! Yes, yes! 151 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,685 Feel, fucker. Suck the penis. 152 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,808 Oh yes! Oh, yes! 153 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,962 Gosh, huh! Oh! 154 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,610 So, is the penis big? 155 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,445 - What? - Oh, it's really thin,... 156 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,443 ... or very long, like big skinny? 157 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,726 Because it's really weird. 158 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,683 But, what is it like short and hard? 159 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,285 I can take care of the penis which is short and fat. 160 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,011 No, no... No penis. 161 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,764 Remember what I told you, okay? 162 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,123 If there is a red hole around it in the head of the penis,... 163 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,964 ... put it in your butt, okay? 164 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,522 He seems, "Oh no, that's just a birthmark." 165 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,881 "Bitch, you have 47 birthmarks on your penis? 166 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,041 " I won't want that. 167 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,043 "Again!" Okay? 168 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:31,722 But you have to admit, girl, he's crazy! 169 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,930 Yes, I think if you like types that are wildly successful,... 170 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,407 ... very handsome, likes dangerous things,... 171 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,369 ... then Christian Black is your man. 172 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,410 Bitch, I'm talking about Lil Weezy! 173 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,051 Oh, he has boils. 174 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,282 And he is not afraid to make a bitch pregnant. 175 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,089 Let you look after the baby. 176 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,321 Mmm. 177 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,246 Will you eat it? 178 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:58,922 I hope I can find a man the size of this bread to satisfy me. 179 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,611 This bread should be gluten free. 180 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,611 Hmm, Mr. Black. 181 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,290 Oh God. 182 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,929 Mmm... Gosh, Christian. 183 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,001 Mmm... 184 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,130 Gosh, you know what I want to do. 185 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,644 - Hi. - Gosh. 186 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,650 A surprise, Ms. Steale. 187 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,009 Please, call me Hannah. 188 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,127 Okay, Miss. Steale. 189 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,680 I just went around and wanted to buy some items. 190 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,521 You followed me, Mr. Black? 191 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,087 Yes. 192 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,602 I mean, unless you don't want to. 193 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,650 You want to, right? 194 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,885 I know you want. 195 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,286 What can I do for you? 196 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,441 Yes. 197 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,761 I want to buy a series cable and tape. 198 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,128 You're lucky, we have a serial cable here. 199 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,288 - What color do you want? - Red. 200 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,523 Color of passion. 201 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,964 The tape goes through here. Follow me. 202 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,644 If I don't think first,... 203 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,722 ... I might accuse you of as a serial killer. 204 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,645 Don't mess around. If I'm a serial killer,... 205 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,722 ... I need rope, ax, soap, ammonia gas,... 206 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,723 ... chlorophyll, wood cutter, plastic... 207 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,723 ... and three big boxes of Space Pampers. 208 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,406 and shovel. 209 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,722 I think again... 210 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,928 I think I want to buy more items. 211 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,166 It seems complete. 212 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,765 Thank you, Ms. Steale. 213 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:36,326 If your roommate needs photos for a story,... 214 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,767 I'm empty tomorrow. And the next day. 215 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:39,921 And the day after tomorrow again. 216 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,968 Actually I'm being empty until next week. 217 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,208 This. Just contact me. 218 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,325 "Christian Black. 219 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:52,085 "I'm not rich, I'm rich... man." 220 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,641 Thank you so much for your help, Ms. Steale. 221 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,888 Notify me when the Space Pampers is coming, okay? 222 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,485 Save three boxes for me! 223 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,931 There is a long journey ahead of me. 224 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,411 Dah! 225 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,130 I will contact you. 226 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,124 - Jesse! - Hey. 227 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,328 Thank you for doing this last time. 228 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,125 Hannah, listen, you're my best friend, okay? 229 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,611 You know I'll do anything, right? 230 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,966 Oh! 231 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,767 - Yes. I like handjob. - What? 232 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,531 I said I like this job. This is great. 233 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,204 Gosh. Come here. 234 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,930 I will attack it later. 235 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,770 Uh... Um... 236 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,490 I don't understand the latter. 237 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,648 I said I would go to the bar. 238 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,006 - Oh. - Come on, Hannah,... 239 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,730 ... that's what platonic friends do. 240 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,165 Do you know? Drink beer, right? 241 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,287 Then you get drunk and have sex... 242 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,051 ... until we ask our friend status. 243 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,811 - I think so. Come on. - Yes, come here. 244 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,490 - Wow! - Wow! 245 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,961 Hannah! Have you just kissed me on the lips? 246 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,691 - Wait, I thought you were... - No. Listen, let's be clear. 247 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,724 - We are just friends. Don't make it weird. - Oh no, I thought you were... 248 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,081 - It's okay. I will sodomize you later. - Wait. What? 249 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,282 I said until later. 250 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,005 - Gosh, Hannah. - Oh. 251 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,170 Go. 252 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,325 Pow! Pow! 253 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,087 He looks at you with... 254 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,083 ... fearful style now. 255 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,605 He looks like Marky Mark... 256 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,967 ... after leaving Funky Bunch and starting acting. 257 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,405 Alright, smile. 258 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,001 Cheese. 259 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,321 Okay, never smile again, okay? 260 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,160 He invited me to drink coffee after shooting. 261 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,730 Oh, that's adorable! 262 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,450 The last time I drank coffee,... 263 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,682 ... I eat outside McDonald's. 264 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,651 The McCafé menu makes fat women. 265 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,006 OK, let's solve the internet. 266 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,041 Eat. 267 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,846 I'm not your dog, you can't tell me. 268 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,806 You're right. If you do my dog, I will do this. 269 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,521 Naughty dogs, naughty dogs! 270 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,566 So, tell me about your family 271 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,886 Well... 272 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,088 My father left me when I was two years old,... 273 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,885 ... so I grew up by my stepfather, Ron. 274 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,923 That's very boring. 275 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,441 What about your mother? 276 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,688 - He married eight times. - Yes. 277 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,649 He is always romantic. 278 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,324 Are you a romantic? 279 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,686 I think so. 280 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,406 I like to walk on the beach. 281 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,050 I like to chat, I like to hug. 282 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,849 And I like the films of Nicholas Sparks. 283 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,331 Even with Miley Cyrus? 284 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,562 - That's my favorite! - Bitch, I'm out! 285 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,050 - Cheers. - Yes. 286 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,405 It feels like a white kid during the fall holidays. 287 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,921 I hate it. I will contact him. 288 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,769 Do you want to drink again? 289 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,081 Yes. Drink to forget it. 290 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,685 Yes. 291 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,325 Oh yeah. 292 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,891 It feels terrible. 293 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,008 This drink must be made delicious. 294 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,043 Let me fix it for you. 295 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,125 I have to go to the toilet. 296 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,440 What should you do? 297 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,966 I have to go to the women's toilet. 298 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,884 - Huh? - I have to defecate! 299 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,923 Hannah... are you okay? A little dizzy maybe? 300 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,327 - Wow! - Huh? Can't make good choices? 301 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,726 We have to increase to the next level and you suck my cock. 302 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,521 Honey, you go to the next level, later you won't feel sick again, okay? 303 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,683 Gosh. You're my best friend. 304 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,330 Yes. Profit. 305 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,290 Play my mouth with your finger. 306 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,601 Damn! 307 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,450 I won't be able to get it. 308 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,487 I will menyodomi you. I won't like it, but I'll do it. 309 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,329 Look, I'm not sodomizing with white women, okay? 310 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,044 Negro, who do you call white? 311 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,362 Did he just call me with the word "N"? 312 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,204 Makes me excited. 313 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,323 Call me a Negro again. 314 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,082 Mmm-hmm. 315 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,811 Hello. 316 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,882 Yes, this is Hannah. 317 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,801 Hannah, are you drunk? 318 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,291 Yes, I'm drunk. 319 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,011 Bastard, maybe you are masturbating,... 320 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,361 ... Your penny sucks your ass. 321 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,525 You sound like Yoda. Listen, I want you to go home now. 322 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,284 Don't tell me,... 323 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,761 ... Mr. "Oh, let's drink coffee. 324 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,803 " No, get away from me! " 325 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,326 I will say with words that you understand. 326 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,370 Now, you have to go home! 327 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,441 No! 328 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:42,961 I told him . 329 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,961 - Mmm-hmm. - Bitch, you smell like dirt. 330 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,446 Ugh! 331 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,041 Oh, Hannah! Hannah! Hey, it's cold outside. 332 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,201 You can't go out like that. 333 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,725 Oh, thank you. 334 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,086 How do you feel? 335 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,850 Just a little drunk. 336 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,400 Are you drunk like Donald-Trump-who-is-president-president... 337 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,687 ... or drunk like, Donald-Trump-said-he-not-like-Mexican? 338 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,966 Because it's crazy. 339 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,327 Many Mexicans are crossing the border. 340 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,324 And you show them Negro love! Show Negro love! 341 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,401 Can I show you love? 342 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,527 What? No! 343 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,968 Come on! Just one kiss! 344 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,042 I don't know when you will get this drunk again! 345 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,690 Come on, give the kiss! 346 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,761 Ow! Stop it! 347 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,366 - Hey! He said no! - Stop it! 348 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,241 Christian! 349 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,726 You just pushed me, Negro? 350 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,248 Oh, you will run out, kid. 351 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,721 Wait. This Negro is attacking? 352 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,847 I will attack you, Negro. 353 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,524 He attacks! 354 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,364 Damn! 355 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,768 Christian, keep lying down! 356 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,445 OK. 357 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,280 This Negro is a ninja. 358 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,608 Star of the world! 359 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,604 - Bitch! - He has a beautiful face. 360 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,125 He left? 361 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,043 You should run away! 362 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,285 Oh, I don't feel good, Christian. 363 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,407 Come on, I'll take you home. 364 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,608 Oh no, I can't be with you,... 365 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,769 ... because my roommate is in there. 366 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:13,249 Don't worry. He has been taken care of. 367 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,890 What is your name again? 368 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,088 My name is Eli. 369 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,731 My friends call me Weekday. 370 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,325 I'm Christian's sister. 371 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,050 Ooh... Mmm... 372 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,168 The poor. 373 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,287 Mmm-mmm... 374 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,249 I know what you say,... 375 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:35,167 ... "Oh, he's financially poor, but spiritually rich." 376 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,606 Mmm... 377 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,160 - Well, that doesn't count. - What do you feel? 378 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,171 - What do you feel? - Gosh. 379 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,642 When will it end? Gosh! 380 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:51,448 The weight of my penis makes my money too heavy to carry! 381 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,686 Yes! 382 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,325 See you later, miss. 383 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,525 - Until we meet again. - How do I touch you? 384 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,443 I mean, relating to you! 385 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,931 My telephone number... 386 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,211 ... is seven. 387 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,281 Oh! 388 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,568 That's a good number. Oh, God. 389 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,165 I contact you later! 390 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,323 Good morning. 391 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,930 I lament you all night. 392 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,206 I haven't blinked at all. 393 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,370 Gosh, my eyes hurt. 394 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,885 - How can I be here? - I brought you here, Hannah. 395 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,201 You open my shirt? 396 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,850 Sure. Mmm... 397 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,571 Gosh, we don't... 398 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,928 No, we don't do it. 399 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,489 And I'll prove it with my blue seeds. 400 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,089 Look at this. 401 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,406 Ugh! 402 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,087 What is that? What is that? 403 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,765 Oh... This is really painful. 404 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,410 I do not know what to do! 405 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,811 Why did you show me that? 406 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,891 I make breakfast for you. 407 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,087 This. Eat it You need energy. 408 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:11,086 But you licked it, and did sort of strange things on this bread. 409 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,925 Can I get that still fresh? Maybe jam. 410 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,610 No, eat it. 411 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,001 Why don't you leave me alone, Christian? 412 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,088 Because I can't afford it leave you alone. 413 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,050 I am a certified stalker. 414 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:25,362 There are four commands I am doing, and I am chasing the fifth. 415 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,965 Listen to me. 416 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,771 I don't do romantic things. 417 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,602 Anal, yes. Play hands, of course. 418 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,401 Two for pink, one for the smell, yes. 419 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,450 I do that. But I don't do romantic things. 420 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,084 You know, I want to bite that lip. 421 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,810 I hope you will do it. 422 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,441 Ow! 423 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,681 Ow! Mmm... 424 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,886 Oh my God! 425 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,530 Come on, we get out of here. 426 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,961 - Gosh, it makes me wet. - Oh! 427 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,441 Oh, I like it. 428 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,003 Idiot! 429 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,323 How are you doing? 430 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,365 Open your eyes. Lizard kiss, come on. 431 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,000 Vampire bites! 432 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,806 I like it! Again! 433 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,120 Yes! Yes! 434 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,605 Gosh! 435 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,604 You keep quiet and watch. 436 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,891 Get out of here! 437 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,011 Excuse me. 438 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,049 I have to warn, elevators make me excited. 439 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,010 Oh, Dad, I want you to write songs about me. 440 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,924 I want to be your mind. 441 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,604 Oh, this is a wonderful time. 442 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,206 I was inspired to make songs... 443 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,611 ... about you now. 444 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,523 Oh, it feels good. 445 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:45,251 Because I love sex without a condom. 446 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,361 Oh 447 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:50,889 And I like it when my cock goes into you while naked. 448 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,371 Deeper father! Yes!! 449 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,848 This starts to craze inside you... 450 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,285 Yes! Yes! 451 00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:00,728 This starts to craze inside you... 452 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,202 Oh, I thought you were wild for about two minutes! Oh! 453 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,284 You are infected, huh. 454 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,365 You need antiseptic, huh. 455 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,130 Because you burned it... 456 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,441 Oh, is that like E Minor? 457 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,443 Oh, you burned it! 458 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,525 Oh, you burned it... 459 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,364 Ah... You... 460 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,361 Oh, shit. 461 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,169 Fucker! 462 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,450 Done? I have to go to church. 463 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,201 - Hey! - Oh. 464 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,441 You guys make love. 465 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,323 - Oh. - Hey bro. 466 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,969 - How are you doing? - My older brother. 467 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,281 My sister, peace and be approached. 468 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,642 Hannah, this is my little sister, Eli. 469 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,365 - "Small"? - Yes. 470 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,761 I'm Eli, like a movie about books,... 471 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,126 ... because I'm inside. 472 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,241 He is inside. 473 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,321 Very deep. 474 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,686 Yes. 475 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,364 Kateesha tells a lot about you. 476 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,568 Yes, you're like... 477 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,483 ... more innocent than I thought. 478 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,403 Well, he's innocent but beautiful. 479 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,729 - You're like a brick, boring and stiff... - All right. 480 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,201 and thick face. 481 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,009 Good, enough with this little chat. 482 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,041 There are trips far in front of us. 483 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,322 Indeed. Nice to meet you. A pleasure. 484 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,730 The month will rise again. 485 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,326 Oh, that's really romantic, boo. What does it mean? 486 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,041 - Fucking, bitch. - All right, I got it! See you later! 487 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,043 - Nice to meet you. - Dah. 488 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,361 Alright, listen. Meet me at the office later. 489 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,130 There are special plans for you. 490 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,524 - Okay? Fucking, bitch. - Mmm-hmm. 491 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,443 - Who do you call a bitch? - Oh, damn it! 492 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,727 Damn. 493 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,768 I just said. My sister told her,... 494 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,921 ... and I think it's funny. 495 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,041 Mmm. 496 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,130 Gosh, bitch... I mean, girl. 497 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,325 Are you ready for a trip in your life? 498 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,607 Gosh! Are we going to get on your helicopter? 499 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,687 I can't believe you thought I would take you on a helicopter. 500 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,209 We haven't even made love. 501 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,960 Please. 502 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,163 Gosh! Do you live here? 503 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,049 What, black people can't have this good place? 504 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:37,125 No, black people shouldn't be have this beautiful place. 505 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,089 You know, Wesley Snipes has a place like this,... 506 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,764 ... before he stops paying taxes. 507 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,486 How about drinking wine? 508 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,686 Yes, please. 509 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:45,761 OK. 510 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,366 Do you know why I bring you here, Hannah? 511 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,687 I think it makes sweet love. 512 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,366 I don't make love. I sodomize. 513 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,488 Hard and fast. 514 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,161 Very fast. 515 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,563 Like the Ronda Rousey fight. You blink and you end. 516 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,889 OK. 517 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,321 But first you have to sign... 518 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,686 ... non-statement approval. 519 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,121 What is that? 520 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,010 Basically this is when the lawyer says "keep quiet." 521 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,129 Come with me. I will explain. 522 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,401 Non-statement approval... 523 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,490 ... protect both of us, but mostly me. 524 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,209 Behind this door is my playroom. 525 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,408 You mean like PlayStation and the like? 526 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,728 Oh That's a good key. 527 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,606 Very narrow. 528 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,082 The keyhole doesn't open! Ready to open? 529 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,487 Refill! I told you to refill! 530 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,571 I'm an Xbox player. 531 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,766 Oh, you're next, Black! 532 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,921 You won't want that. 533 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,525 When you are done with Wendy Williams,... 534 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,642 ... play this game so I can shoot your face! 535 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,366 I will be honest with you, Christian. He is not attractive. 536 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,090 Like a bitch that has lupus. 537 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,924 You are like a thumb that has just been inserted into someone's buttocks. 538 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,924 Oh! 539 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:23,761 Slam dunk! 540 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,841 That's crazy. 541 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,524 Yes, how about... Ha! 542 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,250 - I can't. - Because I'm better. 543 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,925 Okay, there's something... 544 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,286 ... what I want to show you. 545 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,528 Gosh. There is no more poor Negro, right? 546 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,011 - Nothing. - No offense. 547 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,811 And don't worry about the soft hair that grows on your penis. 548 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,126 We can't see it from your pants. 549 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,804 Don't give all your pains to him, bro. 550 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,564 - He is not entitled. - Half a penis. 551 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,847 Over there Charles Barkley. 552 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,325 Idiot! I am out! 553 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,121 Please, Miss. Steale. Keep your mind open. 554 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,522 Tempting. 555 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,564 I got this from my grandmother. 556 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,683 You're a crazy fucker. 557 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,531 No, Bill Cosby is a crazy asshole. 558 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,726 I'm just the dominant one. 559 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,404 What does it have to do with me? 560 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,401 I want you to give yourself to me sexually. 561 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,282 I will whip, chained and play viagra to you. 562 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,849 And what do I get from all that? 563 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,761 me. 564 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,330 Gosh! 565 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,331 - Oh. Let me be clear. - Mmm-hmm. 566 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,490 So, you want to finish me with this rope... 567 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,528 - Whip. - Whip. 568 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,165 You want to bind me to this buffer... 569 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,049 Eh... Handcuffing. 570 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,367 And demean me with unimaginable ways,... 571 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,886 ... and instead for all this torture,... 572 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,570 I got you? 573 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,206 Yes, that's true. 574 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,845 And there are women who want to? 575 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,651 Some women. 576 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,210 - This is like DisneyLand for adults. - Yes. 577 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,046 What do you think? 578 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,561 I'm pretty good at anything,... 579 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,002 ... as long as you promise not to tell my father if I sodomize with Negro Men. 580 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,162 What do you think? 581 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,048 Two things. Where is the cup,... 582 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,849 ... and when will we eat shit? 583 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,842 What are we doing here? 584 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,765 I think we can start with a little rope game. 585 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,521 No! 586 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,403 Okay, what if I tie you up on the buffer there and I slap your ass? 587 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,124 Don't want to! 588 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,201 Maybe a little whipping? 589 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,011 I don't even know what whipping means,... 590 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,128 ... so don't want to! 591 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,722 Okay, then what should we do? 592 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,485 You have to look for Jesus! That's what you have to do. 593 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,121 Okay, this is how. 594 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,726 I make a standard contract for a requirement. 595 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,481 Make love a lot, we can make love more often. 596 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,562 Yadda-yadda, we end with making love. 597 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,010 Look, and you negotiate what you can do. 598 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,404 It's not that you don't want to... 599 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,164 ... goes into all this,... 600 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,481 ... but I... 601 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,641 Are you often abused? 602 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,484 No. I... 603 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,449 Have a problem with daddy. 604 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,166 No. 605 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,328 What I'm trying to say is, I... 606 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,250 - Still a virgin? - Yes. 607 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,444 Gosh! I can't believe this! 608 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,486 I don't understand! 609 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,410 Well, say you have done something. 610 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,606 Blowjob? 611 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,280 - What is it inside? - Fingering? 612 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,522 - No. - Panda rages? 613 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,126 - Why go berserk? - Why do you ask? 614 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,843 Gosh! Okay, say that you have done anal. 615 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,160 I know how. 616 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,647 You let someone stab something into your dirty hole... 617 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,520 ... so you can tell your mother and your pastor if you are a virgin. 618 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,250 I'm just waiting. 619 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,651 For what? 620 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,007 Girl, you are around 20 years old! 621 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,805 Your Sperm will get worse. Your Sperm will rot! 622 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:02,569 Under there will later ferment. Only ferment. Understand? 623 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,642 So nobody wants your cock? 624 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,886 I'm just very selective about who I will... 625 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,041 Oh, selective? 626 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,449 Sounds like someone is friendly but doesn't want to be played. 627 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,409 - Hey. - Do not take it wrong. 628 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,290 I don't want to like an old washing machine... 629 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,648 ... or like a brush wet inside the car wash... 630 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:25,645 ... or keep quiet like the statue outside the bed shop. 631 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,007 But I want an experience. 632 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,366 Alright, listen. 633 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,364 We will fix this situation. Right now. 634 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,842 I've waited a long time for this. 635 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,240 Come on. 636 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,481 Yes! 637 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,408 Oh... Very... 638 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,490 You're very "soft". 639 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,688 Have you never made love to with a virgin before? 640 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,125 Not with hairy ones. 641 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,650 Ow! You hurt me! 642 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:14,721 Shh... 643 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,044 What's up? 644 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,882 Oh yeah, I have an umbilical cord. 645 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,165 Oh, wow! 646 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,086 Wow! 647 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,691 There is a taste! 648 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,609 - What? - You're the first to see it. 649 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,404 Eskimo's little kiss? 650 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,891 Oh no one has ever done that to me. 651 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,247 - Watch out for teeth! - Sorry. 652 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,331 Already. 653 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,411 OK. 654 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,444 Sorry. Not had time to take a shower. 655 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,601 Damn! 656 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,481 Thank you. 657 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,491 Oh! 658 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,963 OK. Are you ready? 659 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,806 I will take you to another galaxy! 660 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,530 Gosh, I want to go out! 661 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,520 Gosh! 662 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,848 Gosh! Gosh! 663 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,324 - Whoo! - Already out? 664 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,131 Oh, that was great. 665 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,246 Really? I expect something... 666 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,086 ... different. 667 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,561 Don't worry. This is the first time for you. Do not clean. 668 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,130 You will be even better if you have experience. Keep trying. 669 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,046 Oh, the usual thing for women... 670 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,810 ... to make sandwiches for men... 671 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,166 ... to increase energy. 672 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,882 Either that or the rest of Pizza, or maybe Hot Pocket. 673 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,002 Do you want me to make a Hot Pocket for you? 674 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,203 I don't make rules, I just said. 675 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,809 You have to learn a lot, kid. 676 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:39,767 Mmm... 677 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,090 Have you fallen asleep? 678 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,365 Negro! 679 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,566 Ugh! 680 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,565 Christian? 681 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,050 - Christian! - Oh, damn it! 682 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,246 Who is that? 683 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,289 My mother. 684 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,602 Oh! 685 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,686 Great. 686 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,889 Now I have to get rid of two crazy bitches. Damn. 687 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,885 Mother! 688 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,088 - Ah, Christian. - Hello. 689 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,084 You should be neat, or we will be late for regata. 690 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,969 I forgot that today. 691 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,570 You're not drunk anymore, right? 692 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,329 - No, mother. - Mother raised you not for that. 693 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,324 After all, it is your trait in your genealogism. 694 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,526 Hello. 695 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,762 I stand on my property! 696 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,251 Oh, damn it! 697 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,164 Mother, what are you doing? He is Hannah Steale! 698 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,250 How many times do I have to say? Negro life is important. 699 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,810 Come on, wake up. 700 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,522 - Hannah, this is my mother, Claire. - Oh. 701 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,400 I'm sorry, Hannah. 702 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,485 Geez, your breasts are beautiful. 703 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,489 I think your breasts wither,... 704 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,443 ... like socks containing stone toes,... 705 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,807 ... like in National Geographic magazine. 706 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,084 You have to forgive my mother's behavior. 707 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,210 Sometimes he can factually not be precise and very racist. 708 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,169 Don't apologize for me, Christian. 709 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,730 I'm your mother, and I love you... 710 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,529 ... like my own white child. 711 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,642 But I keep hiding my wallet at night, just in case. 712 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,210 As usual, mother. 713 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,328 Nice to meet you. 714 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,768 - Are you two dating? - No, mother, we don't date. 715 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,524 We only bersodomi. Very hard. 716 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,927 and fast. Apparently, that's the best way. 717 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,563 Well, it's nice to meet with you, Hannah. 718 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,247 I mean, you're the first woman who I saw together with Christian. 719 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,810 I'm sure he... 720 00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,204 What does Oprah say? "On DL?" 721 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,321 Christian, you can be better. 722 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,447 Oh, mother. 723 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,170 You're one of the richest men, the world's most handsome man. 724 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,480 You can date white women. 725 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,085 Like Tiger Woods and Seal. 726 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,969 Okay, time to go, mother. 727 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:15,170 or like Taye Diggs or Quincy Jones. Or even Ice-T. 728 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,451 Hannah, Chinese Christian Brother, Mai, just came to town,... 729 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,326 ... so we have to hide cats and family dinners. 730 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,442 - You have to come. - I'll be happy. 731 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,806 Nice to meet you. 732 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,689 Good, good. Time to go, ma'am. 733 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,247 Oh... 734 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,562 Now, where is my wallet? 735 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,369 Still here. 736 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,169 - You will never know. - Yes. 737 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:38,767 Mmm... 738 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,683 This is delicious. Mmm. 739 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,247 OK. 740 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,809 We have breakfast. Time to go. 741 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,366 Oh look, your Uber-Taxi has arrived. OK. 742 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,204 Okay, what? 743 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,567 Explain. 744 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,088 Well, how can you get into all... 745 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,362 ... dominant obedience matters? 746 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,687 He is one of my mother's close friends,... 747 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,444 ... and my music teacher. 748 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,804 I am 16 years old. 749 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,560 He is older. 750 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,006 Don't be nervous, Christian. 751 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,847 What I want you to do is to do your best. 752 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,931 I thought I was here to study music. 753 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,570 dear, indeed. 754 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:39,089 And your lesson starts here. 755 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,642 Hey. Oh Just a minute. 756 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,729 There is a simple John Holmes here,... 757 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,483 ... without big penis and stamina! 758 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,923 Baikla! Repeat again! One two three! 759 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,650 Ow! 760 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,206 Know why I hit your head with a tambourine, Black? 761 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,486 I don't know. 762 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,210 Well, are you hurrying or are yelling? 763 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:01,805 I thought I was making love. 764 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,121 Oh! That's not making love! 765 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,604 Now, count. 766 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,965 One, two... 767 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,169 I hurry up or let out? 768 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,567 - Answer the question! - You hurry up! 769 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,203 What is crying? Oh! Poor little guy. 770 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,567 - Are you sad? - I am sad. 771 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:24,208 Basic little bastards are useless, are adopted and not loved! 772 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:29,408 Crying and drooling in my vagina like a 9-year-old girl! 773 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,767 Now, for the last time,... 774 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,924 -... say louder so I can hear! - I am sad! 775 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,765 Oh, Black, get out of bed! You make me disgusted. 776 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,888 - But I'm sad. - Get out of bed! 777 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,163 - You're not ready for this! - I am ready! 778 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,401 Ugh! 779 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,608 Willy? Willy, you're next. 780 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,407 Willy? 781 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,528 You have a lot of practice, Black! 782 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,331 You don't produce anything, sexually or musically. 783 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,890 And you know... 784 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,803 ... which disappointed me all this time? 785 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,846 I think you blacks have big rhythms and penis! 786 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,209 Gosh, I'm wrong! 787 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,129 I have a rhythm! 788 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,651 Everything is ready, Ms. Steale. From Mr. Black. 789 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,046 What's up? 790 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,446 What is that? What is a Drone? 791 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,004 Alright, sign here. 792 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,322 Thank you very much. 793 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,441 Oh, girl, another gift? 794 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,127 Gosh, you must be protesting at him! 795 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,322 Wait a minute, what is a Retina display from a MacBook Pro? 796 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,289 Bitch, you lick the butt hole! 797 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,805 I don't lick the buttocks! 798 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,291 Damn, you're lucky. 799 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,126 I licked six butt holes last week! I got a Dell gift! 800 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,046 Desktop! 801 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,043 I don't understand it at all. 802 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,481 Hey, did the shipment arrive? 803 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:00,721 No. 804 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,964 It's just a strange sex contract from Christian that he wants me to sign. 805 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:09,125 You sign and you get the paper, boo, understand? 806 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:13,205 A bitch must have his own. Stay licking the ass, understand? 807 00:44:17,253 --> 00:44:20,986 Use a Laptop to do research. Starting with... 808 00:44:21,011 --> 00:44:24,677 "How do college students study not have a computer?" 809 00:44:25,686 --> 00:44:30,119 I don't like receiving commands. We're done! 810 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,402 Are we finished? 811 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:52,722 - Ap... - Yes, I read your message. 812 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,201 Wow emoticons, sparkling diamonds, dung? 813 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,361 What does that mean? 814 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,204 You make me confused with the emoji... 815 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,520 Hey, how can you enter here? 816 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,045 What is important? 817 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,044 Yes, it's actually important, because you don't live here and you don't have the key. 818 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:08,489 You don't need a key to enter the clothes basket, Hannah. 819 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,449 Now, help me out. 820 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,090 You're lucky I'm not hiding in your medicine drawer,... 821 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,850 ... or your jewelry box. 822 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,081 I try to hide in your closet,... 823 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,162 ... but you have the Gideon Bible there and I don't fit. 824 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,007 Wait a minute, you enter by breaking the window? 825 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,047 This one? 826 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,849 Oh no, it could be someone else. 827 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,608 The brick on the floor reads "Property belongs to Christian Black." 828 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,205 "Christian..." 829 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,647 Yes, indeed. 830 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,964 But, I mean, can Christian be any black, right? 831 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,280 I mean, okay, shh... 832 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:42,130 Enough with the interrogation. 833 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,726 Come here. 834 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,371 Don't move,... 835 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,891 ... or I have to punish you. 836 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,051 I said don't move! 837 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,121 OK. 838 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:43,721 Oh! 839 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,327 That feels weird. What is that? Really hairy. 840 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,922 Yes! Yes! 841 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,526 Wait, don't move. Don't... 842 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,089 Gosh, it's cold! 843 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,607 You are ready, Ms. Steale? 844 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,761 Yes, Christian. 845 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,327 Oh! 846 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,845 You bring a condom, right? 847 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,285 - Condoms? - Yes. 848 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,124 Oh... Okay, of course! 849 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,362 Of course I have a condom. Wait a minute. 850 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,840 Gosh! 851 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:45,687 Just want to know that you use protection against me. 852 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,404 Aha! Dusty old! 853 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,963 "March, 1982?" Aw, it's impossible. 854 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,808 Yes, there is one here! Find it! 855 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,411 This, let me tell you to hear. 856 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,490 OK. 857 00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,121 I will wipe this bad guy aside. 858 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,245 Oh! Then I will carve there. 859 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,882 Gosh, it feels really natural. 860 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,201 Like you don't wear it at all! 861 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,089 That slippery skin of my cock. 862 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,364 - Oh! Relax. - What? 863 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,601 Not you. I talk to me. 864 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,763 OK? Oh... Ready? 865 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,683 It was like two blows! 866 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,447 The Negro here is recording! 867 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,682 They will put me in into the Wheaties box! Oh! 868 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,364 Thank you for using a condom. 869 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,007 I know, because,... 870 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,969 ... we don't want you to get pregnant, right? 871 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:56,408 I know. I don't even get birth control and I'm ovulating. 872 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,323 Did I say _ if there were twins in my family? 873 00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,526 Twin? 874 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,090 My sister has "Sextuplets". 875 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,161 Sextu... 876 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,081 Oh really? Let me take a mint after sex. 877 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,405 This, Hannah. 878 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,323 Eat. This. 879 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,606 Yes. 880 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,688 - Ugh! It feels weird. - Already? 881 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:15,886 Ah! 882 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,722 Smart girl. Phew! 883 00:49:29,614 --> 00:49:34,614 I have a question about something on the contract. 884 00:49:35,977 --> 00:49:37,827 I have pee on the paper. Sorry about that. 885 00:49:37,852 --> 00:49:39,198 I have extra large urethra. 886 00:49:39,223 --> 00:49:40,901 When I pee it feels like socks. 887 00:49:43,499 --> 00:49:44,806 I mean the contents, not stains on page 7. 888 00:49:44,831 --> 00:49:46,323 I want to do business meeting tonight. 889 00:49:47,144 --> 00:49:50,644 Sounds good. I will wear clothes that I always wear. 890 00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,611 We start, Ms. Steale? 891 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,241 First page, paragraph one. 892 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,251 This must change! 893 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,725 There is a typo in the header. 894 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:09,967 That's it? 895 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,964 Mr. Black, I will end this negotiation now! 896 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,649 My fault. 897 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,243 Fourth page, sections 13-20. 898 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,841 Warm greetings for anal boxing... 899 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,680 - Is there a problem? - Absolutely not. 900 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,445 And attack vaginal fist. 901 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:27,726 I mean, if you are going to do anal,... 902 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,690 ... you will definitely do vaginal boxing. I mean, it's from there. 903 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,285 Oh sure. I will... 904 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,442 I will write it there using Bold. 905 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,889 Next page, sex toys. "Are they accepted in compliance?" 906 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,967 Dildo, I think. Buttocks, good. 907 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,321 - Fuck! - Wow... 908 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,526 How can this enter? 909 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:46,726 What about genital flapper? 910 00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,802 Sorry, Ms. Steale, I... 911 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,769 I didn't find it in... 912 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,968 Because you forgot to write it. 913 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,490 Slow movement, Mr. Black. 914 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,606 I'm embarrassed. 915 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,602 Let's be clear. I won't leave you with another woman. 916 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,321 - I want at least two or three. - Lima. 917 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,129 - Seven. - Seven, ready. 918 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:16,481 You can't change my mind, Mr. Black. 919 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,802 You make me excited, Miss. Steale. 920 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,163 - Thank you. - You know, Ms. Steale,... 921 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,527 ... I want to have sex with you in the middle of next month. 922 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,082 Stupid. You can't sodom me with me... 923 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,889 ... in the middle of the next minute. 924 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,849 I will menyodomi you to another galaxy. 925 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,082 You will be like, "Oh, damn it, it's cold on Pluto!" 926 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,686 Yes, I will sodomize you at Stephen Hawking's exhibition. 927 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,447 And I will have your butt so hard that causes damage to the continuum of time and space. 928 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,325 I will sodomize you to the time of slavery, and you will get a free letter. 929 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,765 Yes, I will hire DeLorean and sodomize you until you return to the future. 930 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,005 I will menyodomi you to all other planets, where the insects are Men in Black. 931 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,367 You will be like, "Oh, damn it! How many times have you sodomized me?" 932 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,966 Three million, 746 hundred million times. 933 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,087 And you will like, "Why?" 934 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,162 And I will like, "Shut up," and I attack you with neurons... 935 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,045 You will be like,... 936 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,645 "Gosh, why is my vagina so sick?" 937 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,768 And I will like, "You fell." 938 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,802 Great game, Mr. Black. 939 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,041 I've done this before. 940 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,164 And he is an heir from our university. 941 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:18,130 With enough interest, he donates all of his money. 942 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:22,008 Usually in units, limitas, twenties,... 943 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,243 ... $ 100 is folded there is a little powder. 944 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,251 Welcome Mr. Christian Black. 945 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,291 Why are you talking about my business, huh? Do not interfere. 946 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:41,961 Thank you. Let's talk about your life and purpose. 947 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,327 You spend four heavy years in this school to get your diploma,... 948 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,529 ... makes your parents you get into debt,... 949 00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,601 ... for what? 950 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:56,250 Among global warming and the decline in the world economy,... 951 00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,204 I don't know why you want trying to be the best. 952 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,449 Give up on hope! Think about it 953 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,443 You are wasting time. 954 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,291 you. You are a drug addict waiting to happen. 955 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,569 Look at you. You can't wait to get out of here and suck marijuana. 956 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,291 And you! You're a naked dancer! 957 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,246 Your butt nungging while I speak here. 958 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,084 You can find the rhythm there. 959 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,401 And you, sir. 960 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:22,644 Well, you are white. You will be fine. 961 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,687 In closing, I want to say,... 962 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:29,687 ... "Thank God I'm not you." 963 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,965 - Kateesha! Gosh, we succeeded! - Yes, girl! 964 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,246 I'm proud of you. 965 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,288 Who are you talking about? I'm close. 966 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:41,928 There is one more handjob to make the best student get drunk away from that bitch,... 967 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,570 Lindsey Hung, right? 968 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,404 - What you are talking... - Shut up. 969 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,649 I see the bitch, he talks nonsense. 970 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,565 He needs an obstetrician... 971 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,927 ... when I finish the affair with the bitch! OK! 972 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,565 See you later. 973 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,210 I'll hit the bitch's throat. 974 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,402 Lindsey! Basic bilingual bitch! 975 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,886 I'm proud of you. 976 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,846 Hannah! 977 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,921 Father! 978 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,651 Nice to see you. 979 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,967 Oh! I'm sorry for you. 980 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,487 You know, I think you will be useless. 981 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,244 But you end up very well,... 982 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,084 ... before being a stoned slut. 983 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,289 - Oh yeah. - Yes, your mother is rehab. 984 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,442 27 times is a success. 985 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,483 - Yes, right? - Yes, a success. 986 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,925 Hey, where are my other stepfathers? 987 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,604 Over there. 988 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,848 Jonny Quest, B. B. King. 989 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,604 Dad doesn't know who is the Negro whose button is opened. 990 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,364 He must be the father who gave birth to you. 991 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,530 Yes, everything is good. A group of good men. 992 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:36,405 And you know people used to say, "Need a village." 993 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,608 And that's true. Especially when... 994 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,205 ... your mother becomes a sewer whore... 995 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,409 ... and in that village he will be gangbanged. 996 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,847 - The village is a gangbang worker. - Hannah! 997 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:47,846 Hi! 998 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,169 Hey, hey, wait a minute, playman! 999 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,447 Why do you dare to grab and kiss the girl I grew up? 1000 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,931 What is this nonsense? 1001 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,209 Ron, this is my girlfriend, Christian Black. 1002 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:58,926 Girlfriend! 1003 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,846 Ron, to be honest, I only menyodominya several times. 1004 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,124 "Girlfriend" makes it sound serious, I'm like a craze. 1005 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,645 I mean, I might feel moody, but... 1006 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,131 Do you think about marrying her? 1007 00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:09,321 No. 1008 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,561 What if she is pregnant? 1009 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,007 Still not, but it's impossible. 1010 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,320 I like this person! 1011 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:19,970 I like this Negro. 1012 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,326 I make your father happy. 1013 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,285 You know, from us playmakers, Black, I really like you. 1014 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,204 - You can sit with anyone you want. - Thank you. 1015 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,682 Yes, but don't overdo it like that we did to his mother. 1016 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,762 - That's what I want. - Yes, I appreciate that. 1017 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,763 We overdo their mother like a stick. 1018 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:35,887 Yes. 1019 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,371 You never told me about your mother. 1020 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,681 Your mother sodomizes everyone in the environment,... 1021 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,161 ... then he wants to feel calm with me, and I do that. 1022 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,730 You know, I have to chat with you,... 1023 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,768 ... seek knowledge, because you are very wise. 1024 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,161 I have a lot of wisdom and I've gone through a lot,... 1025 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,805 ... and I finished dealing with prostitutes... 1026 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,929 ... and smell on my fingers... 1027 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,804 -... for years... - Damn! What! 1028 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,247 - Still there. Never lost. - Oh! Damn it! 1029 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,604 Wow, sir! I kissed it one by one! 1030 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:01,761 Yes, man. 1031 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,730 Like beautiful and horrible at the same time. 1032 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:06,888 I put my hand on... 1033 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,361 ... in bitch underwear messaged all over the world. 1034 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:10,487 Really? 1035 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,404 - Asia, Malaysia, Congo. - Hmm. 1036 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,530 There is Dubai. 1037 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,324 Wow, I kissed her hair. 1038 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,961 Touching buttocks bitch at Dubai airport. 1039 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,202 I'm sure you can share experience with me, friend. 1040 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,846 Let's take a photo, let's take a photo for both of us. Selfie. 1041 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,046 No, baby. Only me and him. 1042 00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:28,726 Ready? One two three. Negro! 1043 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:34,731 Where are we? 1044 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,086 Congratulations, Hannah. 1045 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,810 That's a car. 1046 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,611 With broken glass? 1047 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:42,920 Do you like it? 1048 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:49,408 Yes. The car is good. 1049 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,209 Do you know what I passed to steal this car? 1050 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,085 I mean... The car is made of steel. 1051 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,883 - Have you just turned away from me? - No. 1052 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,684 Look, there are two things that I hate,... 1053 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,207 ... when you turn away from me and "Craisins". 1054 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:07,810 What is Craisin? Not cranberry, nor raisin. 1055 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,530 That is even meaningless. 1056 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,246 - You just turned away again! - No. 1057 00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,288 Yes, you did it. It's on the tape. 1058 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,771 Look, look at this. 1059 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,850 Oh, what did he do? He turned away. Look at 1060 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,962 - How do you do it? - Come on, come with me now. 1061 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,087 But... 1062 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,401 I give you a lesson about turning away. Come on. 1063 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:33,841 Oh 1064 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,321 Do you know why I will punish you? 1065 00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:40,040 Because you're a crazy who likes to harass women. 1066 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,569 Maybe there is truth there, but that's not the reason. 1067 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,004 Because I turned away. 1068 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,161 Bingo. 1069 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:50,721 Oh! 1070 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:57,883 This will make you sicker than me. 1071 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,084 Ha! 1072 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,487 Welcome to my world. 1073 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,165 Gosh! Shit! 1074 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,882 Oh, it's sick! Oh! 1075 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,446 Do you do it? 1076 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,927 Ow. 1077 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,851 OK, 15 across, "Winter drinks." 1078 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,082 Not at all? You don't feel anything? 1079 00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:24,246 I like knitting. 1080 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,609 Will you pat my butt? All of this starts to feel bored. 1081 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,364 OK, do you want to play? 1082 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,044 Oh, I have something for you. 1083 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,246 Excuse me. 1084 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:44,162 Just play around. It's getting dark here. 1085 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,321 Sure. 1086 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,370 Will you find something that can? 1087 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,091 Almighty Big Brother! 1088 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,520 Wooo! 1089 00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,528 That is the oar of my social society! 1090 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,166 Oh! 1091 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,244 You know, Hannah,... 1092 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,204 ... I don't want to do this,... 1093 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,723 ... but you become a bad girl. 1094 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,043 Do you damage my seat? 1095 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,687 No. 1096 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,328 I think I'm pretty good at this. 1097 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:24,481 Oh... 1098 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,722 I don't understand. 1099 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,929 I hit you with anything. I do not understand. 1100 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,126 Don't be discouraged. 1101 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,961 I don't feel anything there since I implanted my butt. 1102 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:37,408 See you at my place tomorrow. Yes. 1103 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,849 When you are in this room, do as I say. 1104 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,362 - Understand? - Yes. 1105 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,408 - Yes, who? - Yes, Sir. 1106 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,721 Smart girl. 1107 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,891 Raise your hand. 1108 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,686 Spin. Kneel. 1109 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,800 Shut up. 1110 01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:38,521 Don't look at me! 1111 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,324 Raise your hand. 1112 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:11,767 Is that sick? 1113 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,001 No. 1114 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:18,447 Sometimes the pain is in your mind. 1115 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,205 Damn! Fuck! 1116 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:42,161 And sometimes the pain is not in your mind! 1117 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,720 Bastard! 1118 01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,928 I have important questions for you, Mr. Steale. 1119 01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,762 - Where is bin Laden? - What? 1120 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:03,483 Where is bin Laden? Where was the last time you saw bin Laden? 1121 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,688 Where is he? 1122 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,569 I don't know! 1123 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,961 He has been dead for five years! 1124 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,923 I don't hold selametan! 1125 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:20,120 And now torture actually begins. 1126 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:22,921 Where are we? 1127 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,321 I don't remember the safe words. 1128 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,370 Chapter 23. 1129 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,803 "It's a cold day, gloomy in Seattle." 1130 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:40,085 Gosh, this book "50 shades of fucking terrible." (Very bad) 1131 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,369 Who wrote it, third grade elementary school? 1132 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,006 Please return to torture with water! 1133 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:53,889 - What are the safe words? - Stop it! 1134 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,246 What are your safe words? 1135 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,526 I don't know. 1136 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,646 Please... Will you drop me now? 1137 01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,131 Yes, Ms. Steale. 1138 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,489 If I can find the key. 1139 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:11,124 You don't see the cookies... No, I know where. I... 1140 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,441 Gosh, my hands start to cramp. 1141 01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,005 I have an idea. 1142 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,531 Look, most people use the key universal padlock in their sex prison... 1143 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:19,965 ... for reasons like this. Hmm. 1144 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,407 But what you have is a play key that is bold. 1145 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:23,641 Well, that's an unusual job. 1146 01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,807 You need someone else to see this. 1147 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:27,609 Yes, I don't know what to say. 1148 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,841 Next time, I put the tracker app on the key so it doesn't disappear. 1149 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:32,684 - What is the name? - Oh, I know his name. 1150 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:35,366 It's on the tip of my tongue. Starting with "T." 1151 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,771 - Ta... - Maybe Ten (Ten)? 1152 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,171 Telepathy? 1153 01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,971 Hey, stupid, it's called a Tile. 1154 01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,809 Tile! 1155 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,001 Gosh, you're great! 1156 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,201 - You go to college! - Yes! 1157 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,611 Come on! 1158 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,729 I open many keys every day, but I've never seen this one. 1159 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,848 - Dude, this is great. - Thank you. 1160 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,446 Yes. I can not. Who's next? 1161 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,131 Who is next? Who are you, Ocean Eleven? 1162 01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,009 How many fools would you bring here? 1163 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:02,285 - Retreat! - Oh. 1164 01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:05,845 Is the third count, the Great Mysterio... 1165 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,764 ... will send this lock open! 1166 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,367 One! Don't ignore your view. 1167 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,602 Two! Illusion! 1168 01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:16,122 Three! Mysterio! 1169 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,731 - Thank you. - Um... 1170 01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:18,881 Uh... 1171 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,729 Yes, it doesn't work. The lock is still there. 1172 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,404 Nothing happens! 1173 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,244 Oh I can not. Friends. 1174 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,646 Oh my God. 1175 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:29,770 Oh, talking about disappearing, I there is a bar mitzvah in one hour. Mysterio! 1176 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:34,087 - Oh damn it! - Gosh. 1177 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,848 This is not in my contract! 1178 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,490 Where are we? 1179 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,566 For dinner at my parents' house. 1180 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,482 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 1181 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:01,569 Where do you learn to dance? 1182 01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:03,483 In a small club in Tampa. 1183 01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:28,681 Dance! 1184 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,046 Yes! 1185 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,285 Oh, wow. 1186 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:48,441 Ah! Shit! 1187 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,721 What is that? 1188 01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,962 Gosh, he has a baby penis! 1189 01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,927 This is because of the lighting! The lighting is bad! That makes a shadow! 1190 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,843 It's not small! You guys are small! 1191 01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:53,846 Hi. 1192 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,126 Oh, you arrived. 1193 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,682 Hannah! Nice to meet you. 1194 01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,047 Hi. 1195 01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:00,804 Hannah, this is my father, Gary. 1196 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,966 We are happy to meet you, Hannah. 1197 01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:05,491 - Really? - Oh, yes. 1198 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,041 I'm sure that Christian is gay. 1199 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,610 He's a good provider, likes Lady Gaga. 1200 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:14,247 You can't turn away from Anderson Cooper. 1201 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,931 What kind of Republican is watching CNN? 1202 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,771 Hi! I'm Mai! 1203 01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:21,365 Nice to meet you! 1204 01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,688 I can't believe you're a Republican. 1205 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,411 That is the deepest secret. 1206 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,050 We continue? 1207 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,363 - I can't believe you're a Republican. - Sorry. 1208 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,521 Ah... 1209 01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,644 Ny. Black, this meal looks good. 1210 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,290 Oh, thank you, Hannah. 1211 01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:38,441 Well, it's important to me... 1212 01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:42,445 ... even our adopted children are released according to their nature. 1213 01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:45,763 So, for Eli, you have prepared Balangu. 1214 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,048 That is a avoidance Spicy Goats from Nigeria. 1215 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:50,801 And for Mai, of course, there are Peking Duck... 1216 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,848 ... from Mandarin Province in China. 1217 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,201 I'm Korean! 1218 01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:55,441 Don't be rude, Mai! 1219 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:58,400 There are billions of Chinese children starving... 1220 01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:00,847 ... who need power to make Sneakers for Nike,... 1221 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,605 ... and they will kill each other for this dish. 1222 01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:07,127 For Christian, of course, there are Fried Chicken and Kool-Aid. 1223 01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:10,290 That is a dish that is very popular in Detroit, Michigan. 1224 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,284 And your favorite, of course, spicy sauce! 1225 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,771 Oh, mother. 1226 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,281 So, Hannah, do you want to have children? 1227 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:23,331 Yes, I want to, if I meet with a suitable person. 1228 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:28,925 Oh, you don't know what joy we got from our children. 1229 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,362 Mai is what worries me the most. 1230 01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:33,886 I mean, he's really sweet. 1231 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:38,090 I mean, it looks like it will happen when he grows up someday and runs away with Gary. 1232 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:40,123 Like our director's friend,... 1233 01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,690 ... who married Mia Farrow? 1234 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,606 Honey, stop it. She's our daughter. 1235 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,569 She's a little sexy. 1236 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:50,648 Hannah, I want to recommend... 1237 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:53,291 ... you to adopt a poor child. 1238 01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:57,445 Wow, that's really sweet, Mrs. Black. 1239 01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,371 The opening of a good talk is charity,... 1240 01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:02,761 ... it helps your social status... 1241 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:03,841 Give it to me. 1242 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:07,250 ... and your vagina isn't tight anymore like elastic straps in Cirque du Soleil. 1243 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:09,004 OK, ma'am. Please. 1244 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,566 I always do anything for my child. 1245 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,722 I even learned speaking Mandarin for Mai. 1246 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,450 That's not even real language. 1247 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:26,251 The bottom attack! 1248 01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,688 Hannah, where did your family come from? 1249 01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:29,761 Oh... 1250 01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:31,604 My mother lives in Georgia. 1251 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,445 Oh, Atlanta! 1252 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,121 Oh, surely your mother is a naked dancer. 1253 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,322 He actually lives in Savannah,... 1254 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,090 ... and he is just a housewife. 1255 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,368 Surely, honey. 1256 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:45,125 I will visit him, within a few days. 1257 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,924 Drink everything? Drink? 1258 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,082 - I'm two. - I want, ma'am, 1259 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,640 ... but I promise to Hannah to show us our garden. 1260 01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:54,210 Stretching home! Yes! 1261 01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:55,566 Excuse me, sorry. 1262 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:57,446 Food store time. 1263 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,451 I like being in the air now! 1264 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,286 Why don't you talk about him? 1265 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:05,521 Who, my mother? 1266 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,244 Gosh, he has a call? 1267 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:10,966 You love him? 1268 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:12,724 Of course, she's my mother. 1269 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,724 Gosh, how long has this happened? 1270 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:17,325 From birth. 1271 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,289 Come on, I can't compete with him! 1272 01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:20,725 You don't have to compete with my mother! 1273 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,370 You're my girlfriend, she's my mother. 1274 01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:23,726 That is two different relationships! 1275 01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:26,571 No! Okay, Hannah, you are mine, understand? 1276 01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:30,406 There are no mothers, siblings, cousins, the departure of a second cousin... 1277 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,727 ... there are no friends you call cousins because they are close to your parents! 1278 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:35,320 - Nothing. - No one playing with cousins? 1279 01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:36,970 There is no playing cousin. 1280 01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,610 Christian, what do you want? 1281 01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:41,047 I want Kevin Hart not in every movie! 1282 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,645 Why? He is funny. 1283 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:44,051 Come on, there are other Negro actors! 1284 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,009 - What about them? - Who is it like? 1285 01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:48,049 It could be Sam Jackson on Ride Along. 1286 01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:50,407 Who knows what wig he uses? 1287 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:51,931 I think you want me! 1288 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,331 What do you want, love letter? 1289 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,801 - Hickies? Flowers that are easy to eat? - Mmm. 1290 01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:58,611 You know, it's not even a real flower. That is fruit. 1291 01:11:58,680 --> 01:11:59,761 Yes, but delicious. 1292 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,484 And that's the beginning, okay? 1293 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:05,882 And maybe we can go to Tiffany's Engagement Ring,... 1294 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:08,531 ... and a wedding where we invite 500 of our closest friends,... 1295 01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,921 ... then we have seven children, and we live in a big house... 1296 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:15,324 Wow. Have you planned everything, huh? 1297 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,721 You know, am I just or is it really hot here? Shit 1298 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,848 You want me to be someone that I can't make. 1299 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,922 No, I'm not changing you. 1300 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,650 You changed me! 1301 01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,370 Wait a minute. 1302 01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:27,283 Those are the words from the Radio movie. 1303 01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:29,161 No. 1304 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:31,123 Yes, the films are Cuba Gooding, Jr., 1305 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,925 ... where he plays a mentally disabled athlete. 1306 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,923 "We don't teach Radio,... 1307 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,809 "... Radio teaches us. " 1308 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,211 Well, mine is different. 1309 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:40,645 The same assumption. 1310 01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:42,521 It's finished? 1311 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,167 = = Jerry Maguire, also plays Cuba Gooding, Jr. 1312 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:48,164 I don't understand your obsession with him. 1313 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:51,608 You know, all this time I thought I wasn't in the right place... yes! 1314 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,251 1315 01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:55,530 That's what Snow Dogs said. 1316 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:57,005 Gosh! 1317 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,242 I have to stop watching Netflix. 1318 01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:00,927 Hannah! 1319 01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,527 The song sounds sad. 1320 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,285 Not as sad as Luther Vandross "Dance With My Father". 1321 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,647 Oh my God, that song made me cry. 1322 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:32,327 Every time I hear it, I want to say, "Where is my father?" 1323 01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:34,688 Christian, we have to talk. 1324 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:37,084 Do you mean like white people? 1325 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:38,605 What's wrong with that? 1326 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:41,208 Well, they talk a lot, you know? 1327 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:42,884 The way they are different from Negroes who do it. 1328 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:45,321 White people don't like to argue, they like to discuss. 1329 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:48,729 Then they start using the word SAT big... 1330 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,450 ... then hate each other. 1331 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,443 Too much business. 1332 01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:55,000 I like the way Negroes, where we curse each other,... 1333 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,242 ... we fight, then we are friends again,... 1334 01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:59,448 ... but we talk to each other from behind,... 1335 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:00,760 "Oh, well, I'm not poking the bitch." 1336 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:01,966 But what you won't do... 1337 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:03,770 - But what you won't do... - What are you... 1338 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:04,841 You can't tell me to say no! 1339 01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,929 Don't let me applause, boo. 1340 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,001 Oh, it's impossible. 1341 01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,208 Look, that's communication. 1342 01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:11,441 I've felt better. 1343 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,569 - Christian. - Hey! 1344 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:25,404 You're upset not because I haven't... 1345 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:26,931 ... sign the contract, right? 1346 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,884 That is not even legally legal. You know that, right? 1347 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:33,049 The most important here are the rules. 1348 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:35,566 And if you break it, you must be punished. 1349 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,045 How will you punish me? 1350 01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:38,491 First, you'll be forcibly staying at home... 1351 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,403 ... then I will tell you to stand in the corner for an hour. 1352 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,329 Then I will tell you to go to the room... 1353 01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:44,402 ... without dinner, young lady. 1354 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,844 Christian, this is crazy. Why do you have to punish me? 1355 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:50,327 Because I am 51 Shades of fucked up! (Very chaotic) 1356 01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:54,928 I only have five-four seconds left to go crazy. 1357 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,526 There are three fillets to fry. 1358 01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:01,726 I have 99 problems, but now a bitch adds one! 1359 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,888 So it's 100 problems, Hannah! 1360 01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,526 I can only take care of a few . 99 doesn't matter. 1361 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:11,843 100 it feels... I can't even count up there. 1362 01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,921 OK. 1363 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:16,811 Show the worst. 1364 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:19,209 I want to see how severe it is. 1365 01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:21,209 There are no more cowardly punishments... 1366 01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:22,725 ... what you have done so far. 1367 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,245 I want to feel everything. 1368 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:29,210 Is that something you think you can do? 1369 01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:30,800 Thank you. 1370 01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:34,441 Yes. 1371 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,409 Down. 1372 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,001 Hmm. 1373 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:47,881 Mmm-mmm. 1374 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:51,521 Hmm. 1375 01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:55,801 Aha. 1376 01:15:59,440 --> 01:16:03,604 Nobody calls ass-whuppin ' like Joe Jackson. (Whipping the buttocks) 1377 01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:06,611 Hannah... 1378 01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:10,809 I will whip your butt six times. 1379 01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:15,285 I want you to count. 1380 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,248 Gosh, fucker! 1381 01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:25,522 I said count with me! 1382 01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:29,408 One! Two! 1383 01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:34,484 Oh my God! Very sick, I can't keep counting! Where are we? 1384 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:35,647 I don't know! 1385 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:37,404 Gosh, Hannah! 1386 01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:39,482 I don't know how to count, okay? 1387 01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:41,244 My mother with shallow brains never taught me. 1388 01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:44,761 How about this? Let's say in Spanish. 1389 01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:46,291 - Spain? - Si / Yes. 1390 01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:51,688 Tres / Three. Cuatro / Empat 1391 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:56,090 I'm not too sure, but I think Cinco / Lima after tres. 1392 01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:59,124 Are you kidding? Cuatro after tres. 1393 01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:01,886 Well, don't be angry with me. I don't know Spanish. 1394 01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:05,801 Look, my superficial brained mother never taught me to count or speak Spanish. 1395 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,048 - Now we have to start from again! - No! 1396 01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:18,967 Wuu! 1397 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:25,881 I'm tired. Gosh, it's tiring. 1398 01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:28,442 Oh, tomorrow I will be sick. 1399 01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:31,884 Come on, wake up. 1400 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,284 Don't touch me! 1401 01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:35,921 Hey! 1402 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,926 Does that make you happy see me like this? 1403 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,522 I mean, not really. You're like a sad Gollum. 1404 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:45,888 You're bent, and you cry. You're a little crazy. 1405 01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:47,851 Come on, don't hate me. 1406 01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:49,046 hate you? 1407 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,129 I feel jealous of you. 1408 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:54,449 Wow. These are the words of the Thesaurus. 1409 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,082 I hate you like Negroes hate police. 1410 01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,241 Wow. 1411 01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:01,523 I hate you like Republicans hate ObamaCare! 1412 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:02,840 Honey, come on. 1413 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:07,608 I hate you like Kanye West hates everyone! 1414 01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:09,808 Well, I support it about Taylor Swift. 1415 01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,524 What is the bitch singing? 1416 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:14,525 You won't do that again to me. 1417 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,204 You say it's okay. 1418 01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:20,001 I know niggers, shabby negroes who consider themselves cheap,... 1419 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:22,162 ... and they won't have problems come here... 1420 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,651 ... to sodom your ass! 1421 01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,525 - Wow. Santailaj. - Like one "Cuckoo!" 1422 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,281 And they will greet you from below... 1423 01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:32,045 ... like doves on old onion bread! 1424 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,408 You can't cuckoo here! 1425 01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:36,807 You have to calm him down. 1426 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,490 Do you know? 1427 01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,165 Let's try something else. 1428 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,246 Aw, this is cute. I understand, change roles. 1429 01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:47,401 This is cute. 1430 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:49,130 Handcuffs. OK. 1431 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,328 Do you think you would do all this to me? 1432 01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:53,482 You deal with the wrong bitch. 1433 01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:55,005 You sound angry. 1434 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:59,569 This is for Kerry Washington from "De-jango Unchained!" 1435 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:04,089 That is... Read Django! The letter "D" is left! 1436 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:08,768 This is for Lupita Nyong'o on "12 Years a Slave!" 1437 01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:13,601 Gosh! Very stinging! 1438 01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,603 All he wants is soap! 1439 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:19,241 Even antibacterial soap! 1440 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:21,243 This is for Denzel Washington. 1441 01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:22,964 Wait, he's not even a woman. 1442 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:24,280 You're just crazy. 1443 01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:26,169 But they made him cry in "Glory". 1444 01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:29,284 Who made Denzel Washington cry? There is no! 1445 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:30,407 Are you talking about this? 1446 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:32,482 Look, I have a "Glory" cry. 1447 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:36,207 If it's not for Denzel Washington, Flight is for Soul Plane! 1448 01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:37,970 Damn! 1449 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,202 Why do they make Soul Plane? 1450 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:45,200 And this is for the little white skin girl in "Fifty Shades of Gray"! 1451 01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:48,723 Johnson. Dakota Johnson. 1452 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,008 He must be naked in the movie! 1453 01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:52,366 That's careless! 1454 01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:55,404 Wuu! Ah! 1455 01:19:56,720 --> 01:20:00,566 It feels burning! It feels like someone turned on... 1456 01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:03,405 My ass is on fire! Gosh, it hurts so much! 1457 01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:05,960 It's finished? 1458 01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:09,487 Oh no, Negro. We haven't finished yet! 1459 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:12,404 We haven't finished with you, Negro! 1460 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:13,806 What? What are you trying to do? 1461 01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,406 I will make your ass knight. 1462 01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,407 Welcome to my world, fucker. 1463 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,084 Gosh! 1464 01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,684 Gosh! 1465 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,923 This is really painful. 1466 01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:38,770 I hope I die. 1467 01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:42,521 Don't be touched! 1468 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:44,489 Oh, it feels tickling. 1469 01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:47,048 Christian, I thought you liked it. 1470 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:48,645 For what it's like}! 1471 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:54,803 What kind of pervert person who finished you for his own pleasure? 1472 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:59,366 Christian, you don't want someone like me. 1473 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,964 You're the one I want. 1474 01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:06,369 I violated the graduation of college with a liberal rank... 1475 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,602 ... and without hope for the future. 1476 01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:12,450 That's what I want. 1477 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:16,289 Christian, I'm so in love with you. 1478 01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:18,768 Uh... Wow! 1479 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:22,640 Slow down. It's not in contract. 1480 01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:25,883 Specifically say, and I quote,... 1481 01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:28,247 ... "Bitch doesn't love a Negro." 1482 01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,722 OK? And I Bold twice. 1483 01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,485 I know I have to make you sign this contract. 1484 01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:37,483 Christian, I think the best is you go. 1485 01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:39,564 Get out! 1486 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:42,120 OK, do you want me to go? Do you want me to go? Fine, I'm leaving! 1487 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,850 OK? Wait a minute. 1488 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:45,081 Um... 1489 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,924 I live here. 1490 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:49,321 Aren't you supposed to go? Am I wrong 1491 01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:52,921 Bring an umbrella because... 1492 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,525 Bitch, it's raining now. 1493 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:00,406 I need my car back. 1494 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:02,130 I've sold the junk. 1495 01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:03,406 I will send a check for $ 37. 1496 01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,090 That's below the Blue Book number! 1497 01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:09,681 Hannah! 1498 01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:11,524 Christian, you must let me go. 1499 01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:12,921 Please, listen to me! 1500 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:14,126 No, you listen to me. 1501 01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:16,846 You will find someone. Someone who wants... 1502 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,366 ... with all the degrading things you want to do to them. 1503 01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:20,601 Hannah! 1504 01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:21,681 Christian. 1505 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:23,321 Oh 1506 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,401 Ah! 1507 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:25,841 Gosh! 1508 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:37,485 How can he love you? He doesn't even love himself. 1509 01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:41,360 Do you see the haircut? 1510 01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:45,490 How can you think this will end well? 1511 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:49,725 Never look back. 1512 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,006 Christian. 1513 01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:58,441 Hannah. 1514 01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:02,246 While I run down 47 stairs,... 1515 01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:04,650 ... I have enough time to think. 1516 01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:09,561 And when I passed the 23rd floor, I realized that I owe an apology. 1517 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:12,526 I just want to apologize because of the way I treat you. 1518 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,364 Especially all about water. 1519 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,571 It turns out you're right about bin Laden. 1520 01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:19,921 - Who knows? - Every one. 1521 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:21,001 Hmm? 1522 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,320 You hurt me, Christian. 1523 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:24,687 I know. But I have a softer lash. 1524 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:26,603 Do you know hairy and pink? 1525 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,447 Not too stinging. 1526 01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:30,124 That's not what I'm talking about. 1527 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:32,967 - You want romance. - I deserve it. 1528 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,127 Well, what's more romantic... 1529 01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,168 ... rather than running down 47 stairs? 1530 01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:37,520 Do you know I've been paralyzed? 1531 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,006 Are you dead? 1532 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:41,686 No, but that will make from the Red Room at least a week. 1533 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:43,560 Dah, bitch. 1534 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:46,041 OK. Hannah, wait. Hannah! 1535 01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:48,088 No, Christian. You can't afford... 1536 01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:49,525 ... has a normal relationship. 1537 01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,409 I know, but I'm trying, okay? 1538 01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:54,290 I want to be like that old man whose wife has Alzheimer's,... 1539 01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:55,521 ... and he wakes up every day... 1540 01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:57,250 ... and he tells stories about their lives together. 1541 01:23:57,480 --> 01:23:59,608 Then they fall asleep, but they don't wake up. 1542 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:01,406 Because they have died. 1543 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:02,925 That's from "The Notebook." 1544 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,565 That's what Ryan Gosling plays and a woman with a big butt? 1545 01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:06,641 Oh 1546 01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:08,326 He never forgets it. 1547 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:10,562 You don't even like Nicholas Sparks films. 1548 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:12,882 I used to hate him, but now I love him. 1549 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:14,844 Even "The Last Song." 1550 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,370 Why does it even become a movie? 1551 01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:18,726 Do you know it's not even a book? 1552 01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:21,601 If I will give you another chance, all must be different. 1553 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:23,011 I know. 1554 01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:26,326 There are very important things that I want to tell. 1555 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:28,681 I am... 1556 01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,649 I am... 1557 01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:35,521 I... 1558 01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:42,004 What I'm trying to say, I love... 1559 01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:45,005 Empire. 1560 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:47,845 The cake made me say crazy things. 1561 01:24:48,440 --> 01:24:49,646 OK. 1562 01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:52,566 I love you. 1563 01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:55,164 I know you love me. 1564 01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:07,767 I have one last surprise for you. 1565 01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:10,201 But you have to pack. 1566 01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:11,771 Are we going to ride your private jet? 1567 01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:13,205 Gosh, what kind of jet is that? 1568 01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:15,760 No, no. Do not say. I want it to be a surprise. 1569 01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:21,727 Ah! 1570 01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:25,168 I can't believe you thought I would take you on a private jet. 1571 01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:27,641 I love you so much, but you don't even have a wedding ring yet. 1572 01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:41,840 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com