1 00:00:26,142 --> 00:00:27,042 Visit www.Hokijudi99.id Terpercay Secure Online Gambling Agent 2 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:42,871 Subtitles by explosiveskull 3 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:49,096 [young boy] ♪ My name is Hutch and there is something in my mind ♪ 4 00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:50,630 ♪ Baby Jill ♪ 5 00:00:50,632 --> 00:00:52,566 ♪ You might get this All the time ♪ 6 00:00:52,568 --> 00:00:55,668 ♪ Cats step into you Spittin & apos; You are tacky lines ♪ 7 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:58,771 ♪ So I thought I would put My feeling for you in rhymes ♪ 8 00:00:58,773 --> 00:01:02,044 ♪ It's very easy for me Because you're fine ♪ 9 00:01:05,147 --> 00:01:07,648 ♪ See Myspace Or Friendster If you need my doctor ♪ 10 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:11,651 ♪ Be my girl and my life for us Will be sweeter than Pepsi ♪ 11 00:01:11,653 --> 00:01:13,489 ♪ And not a good diet ♪ 12 00:01:14,623 --> 00:01:16,192 So what do you think? 13 00:01:17,126 --> 00:01:18,428 [scoffs] 14 00:01:24,499 --> 00:01:27,500 - [woman groaning] - [man] Damn, Kelly, you are very special. 15 00:01:27,502 --> 00:01:30,270 I think you might be the person. [groans] 16 00:01:30,272 --> 00:01:32,609 [both panting] 17 00:01:34,376 --> 00:01:35,809 - Hutch... - Oh! 18 00:01:35,811 --> 00:01:38,378 Mother, private space. 19 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:40,714 This is my house. Every space is my space. 20 00:01:40,716 --> 00:01:42,752 [Kelly] Do you live with your mother? 21 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:47,488 - What do I say about them, Becky? - Ah, it's Kelly. 22 00:01:47,490 --> 00:01:49,756 Whatever. What do you know today, Hutch? 23 00:01:49,758 --> 00:01:51,691 Yes, that day you cross the boundary 24 00:01:51,693 --> 00:01:54,527 - by being here while I try to be busy. - No. 25 00:01:54,529 --> 00:01:57,663 Four years ago you passed from campus, and we agreed. 26 00:01:57,665 --> 00:02:00,734 The agreement is that you will have work today or get out of my house. 27 00:02:00,736 --> 00:02:02,535 Ma, I know that, but... 28 00:02:02,537 --> 00:02:04,738 But nothing. You are out of here today. 29 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:06,874 There are no extensions. There is no reason anymore. 30 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:09,242 Ma'am, come on. I am a victim here, okay? 31 00:02:09,244 --> 00:02:11,744 - I am a millennial who is too educated who tries only... - Here. 32 00:02:11,746 --> 00:02:14,515 That's so you can rinse that nonsense comes out of your mouth. 33 00:02:14,517 --> 00:02:15,849 Ma! 34 00:02:15,851 --> 00:02:17,316 Done. 35 00:02:17,318 --> 00:02:18,321 Ma! 36 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:26,460 Mama. 37 00:02:26,462 --> 00:02:28,427 Mama, listen. 38 00:02:28,429 --> 00:02:30,397 Look, I know it's a deadline, okay? 39 00:02:30,399 --> 00:02:32,466 But you have to give me more time. 40 00:02:32,468 --> 00:02:36,336 You don't want your baby boy here in the streets only work there are no mediocre jobs. 41 00:02:36,338 --> 00:02:38,372 I will tell you what I don't want. 42 00:02:38,374 --> 00:02:40,606 Is for my child to continue embarrass me. 43 00:02:40,608 --> 00:02:42,609 Mama, how do I make you shy? 44 00:02:42,611 --> 00:02:44,711 Do you know when you are in fifth grade, 45 00:02:44,713 --> 00:02:46,480 Miss Humphries pulls me aside. 46 00:02:46,482 --> 00:02:48,248 I hope he doesn't breathe you, friend, 47 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:50,284 Because the mouth is like bastard with teeth. 48 00:02:50,286 --> 00:02:51,421 Stop with a joke! 49 00:02:53,355 --> 00:02:55,556 He said, "Barb, you have good. 50 00:02:55,558 --> 00:02:58,691 He looks, brain, heart." 51 00:02:58,693 --> 00:03:01,260 Whatever happens to the child? 52 00:03:01,262 --> 00:03:04,630 - He became a man, big, you know? - [cellphone vibrates] 53 00:03:04,632 --> 00:03:06,700 Actually, 54 00:03:06,702 --> 00:03:08,669 just been interviewed right now. 55 00:03:08,671 --> 00:03:09,969 I will destroy it. 56 00:03:09,971 --> 00:03:12,806 Pack your shit today, or I'll do it. 57 00:03:12,808 --> 00:03:14,575 Good. 58 00:03:14,577 --> 00:03:17,579 - I didn't play with you, Hutch. - You look beautiful, Mama. 59 00:03:20,482 --> 00:03:22,783 [man] I send a message to you because I have interesting news. 60 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:24,818 I applied to Maggie last night. 61 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:27,553 - He said yes! - Congratulations. 62 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,755 You will get married, friend? That gay is very damn. 63 00:03:29,757 --> 00:03:33,260 Okay, Maggie is a woman, so that's how is actually the opposite of gay. 64 00:03:33,262 --> 00:03:36,597 Yes, but you are 26 years old, friend. Why do you want to be tied to one beaver? 65 00:03:36,599 --> 00:03:39,633 Because I fell in love with that woman who was attached to the "beaver". 66 00:03:39,635 --> 00:03:42,502 Dirty. However, I have an announcement too. 67 00:03:42,504 --> 00:03:44,671 I move out of my mother's bed. 68 00:03:44,673 --> 00:03:47,641 - That's amazing. - Yes, because the dirt is getting sad, bro. 69 00:03:47,643 --> 00:03:50,413 And I moved with one of you, so... 70 00:03:52,314 --> 00:03:53,647 Absolutely not. 71 00:03:53,649 --> 00:03:55,982 Come on, man. We always talk about being a roommate. 72 00:03:55,984 --> 00:03:57,551 We said that when we were 13 years old. 73 00:03:57,553 --> 00:03:59,719 I will pay rent. [scoffs] 74 00:03:59,721 --> 00:04:01,921 You just give me a job in one of your companies. 75 00:04:01,923 --> 00:04:05,359 You work continuously, and you can't even work as a personal trainer. 76 00:04:05,361 --> 00:04:08,962 That's because they want me wake up at 8:00-freaking-AM, man. 77 00:04:08,964 --> 00:04:10,796 The rooster doesn't even wake up that damn early. 78 00:04:10,798 --> 00:04:13,399 Hey, when love is heavy, bro. 79 00:04:13,401 --> 00:04:14,904 You become a loser. 80 00:04:17,973 --> 00:04:20,643 Sorry friend. Yourself. 81 00:04:21,776 --> 00:04:22,878 Is that right? 82 00:04:24,613 --> 00:04:26,880 [sucks teeth] Man, all of you finish the sale, guys. 83 00:04:26,882 --> 00:04:30,284 Do you know what? Don't ask Hutch for bullshit. How about that? 84 00:04:30,286 --> 00:04:32,255 What can we do need from you? 85 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:37,390 - Whatever, friend. I don't need this. - Hey, Hutch, wait. 86 00:04:37,392 --> 00:04:40,460 - We actually need something. - [chuckles] 87 00:04:40,462 --> 00:04:42,828 That's what I thought. 88 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:46,399 You have roasted buffalo chicken salad and four vodka sodas. 89 00:04:46,401 --> 00:04:48,835 - You owe us $ 38. - [scoffs] 90 00:04:48,837 --> 00:04:52,976 Yes, alright, congratulations... bastard. 91 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,585 Oh! What is this, Ma? 92 00:05:05,587 --> 00:05:07,087 Uh, uh, uh, return it. Return it. 93 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:08,822 - I need my life back. - Mom, come on. 94 00:05:08,824 --> 00:05:11,825 I can't even have friends here, especially male friends, 95 00:05:11,827 --> 00:05:13,859 with your adult ass in my house. 96 00:05:13,861 --> 00:05:16,662 You want to kick me out of the house so you can have random mens saggy-balled 97 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,597 running naked Visit www.Hokijudi99.id Trusted Safe Online Gambling Agent 98 00:05:18,599 --> 00:05:21,034 - Yes! - What should I do? 99 00:05:21,036 --> 00:05:24,471 That should be your problem, but because you mom knows that you are completely useless, 100 00:05:24,473 --> 00:05:26,440 I have been contacted Your Uncle Mike, 101 00:05:26,442 --> 00:05:28,008 and he now has a job for you. 102 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:30,476 Bingo! You have a job. 103 00:05:30,478 --> 00:05:33,012 - Oh no. - Give me my key. 104 00:05:33,014 --> 00:05:35,614 Ma, I can't spend all my summer with lots of "before" pictures. 105 00:05:35,616 --> 00:05:38,051 - I will blow up my brain. - Well, you know where my gun is. 106 00:05:38,053 --> 00:05:39,719 - Give me my key. - Ma, come on. 107 00:05:39,721 --> 00:05:41,654 The fat is contagious. I can catch it on the skin. 108 00:05:41,656 --> 00:05:44,123 Now you have six weeks to find out what you will do with your life. 109 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:46,092 - Lock! - Ma, I have a silly interview today. 110 00:05:46,094 --> 00:05:47,894 Destroy, crush... 111 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:50,731 Oh, I guess that's why I received a text from your son, Dave said, 112 00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:55,068 "Tell Hutch, he owes him $ 38 for food and drinks at happy hour." 113 00:05:55,070 --> 00:05:57,371 Oh, he's very annoying for that! 114 00:05:57,373 --> 00:05:58,972 - Key. - Come on, Ma! 115 00:05:58,974 --> 00:06:00,573 Key. 116 00:06:00,575 --> 00:06:01,643 Mother 117 00:06:08,015 --> 00:06:09,383 - Ow! - There is no key. 118 00:06:09,385 --> 00:06:11,450 Now, you go on a crush on the fitness camp, 119 00:06:11,452 --> 00:06:14,020 or you will be destroyed homeless shelter. 120 00:06:14,022 --> 00:06:16,722 - You don't even use "destruction" right. - Destroy yourself! 121 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:20,460 - [sucks teeth] - [door opens, closes] 122 00:06:20,462 --> 00:06:23,462 [Announcer] At Camp Vision, we create a safe environment for your child while emphasizing nutrition and exercise. 123 00:06:23,464 --> 00:06:25,798 They will have fun note pounds flying. 124 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,969 - WELCOME. - Damn my life, friend. 125 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:31,871 [playing hip-hop] 126 00:06:31,873 --> 00:06:33,542 [humans knock] ♪ I take this path ♪ 127 00:06:48,589 --> 00:06:49,955 ♪ Options to be made Adios, I'm a ghost ♪ 128 00:06:49,957 --> 00:06:52,125 ♪ C & ap; est la vie Create a room ♪ 129 00:06:52,127 --> 00:06:53,293 ♪ Excuse me Don't block my path ♪ 130 00:06:53,295 --> 00:06:55,561 131 00:06:55,563 --> 00:06:56,897 ♪ Don't just stand there Move ♪ 132 00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:58,032 ♪ This path I took ♪ 133 00:06:58,034 --> 00:07:00,166 ♪ Options to be made Adios, I'm a ghost ♪ 134 00:07:00,168 --> 00:07:01,801 ♪ C & ap; est la vie Create a room ♪ 135 00:07:01,803 --> 00:07:03,803 ♪ Excuse me Don't block my path ♪ 136 00:07:03,805 --> 00:07:05,938 ♪ Don't just stand there Move, move ♪ 137 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:08,140 ♪ To the maximum I can't I'm relaxed I do 100 ♪ 138 00:07:08,142 --> 00:07:10,075 ♪ Movement of the stomach I think about summer ♪ 139 00:07:10,077 --> 00:07:12,111 ♪ Upwards Can't go down Can't slump, can't stop ♪ 140 00:07:12,113 --> 00:07:13,947 ♪ Will the gun try to get it. Have a point ♪ 141 00:07:13,949 --> 00:07:15,918 ♪ Want as you want to breathe Indeed ♪ 142 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,051 ♪ Release them knees Continue ♪ 143 00:07:18,053 --> 00:07:20,085 ♪ Think it's lacking in desire More needs ♪ 144 00:07:20,087 --> 00:07:22,022 ♪ More success will come I have to bleed ♪ 145 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:25,692 [rap continues] 146 00:07:25,694 --> 00:07:27,960 ♪ Encore, take a bow Will swear to anyone ♪ 147 00:07:27,962 --> 00:07:30,931 ♪ We will show them how to get to the simplest minimum ♪ 148 00:07:30,933 --> 00:07:32,802 ♪ Move, move, move ♪ 149 00:07:33,601 --> 00:07:35,971 Fuuuuck 150 00:07:43,945 --> 00:07:45,712 Please enter. 151 00:07:45,714 --> 00:07:47,681 Yo, Uncle Mike, what's wrong? 152 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:50,049 Hey look. First, this is "Big Mike" here. 153 00:07:50,051 --> 00:07:54,221 I can't have people who think this hire nepotism, because it's clear. 154 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:55,654 This is truly achievement based. 155 00:07:55,656 --> 00:07:58,123 You have zero achievements where to base it, okay? 156 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:00,861 Believe me, I will say no, but I'm just as desperate as you. 157 00:08:00,863 --> 00:08:03,496 Yes, surprising. Another crisis for big men. 158 00:08:03,498 --> 00:08:04,864 Not enough despair. 159 00:08:04,866 --> 00:08:06,265 I have lodging. 160 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:08,734 Ouch, man, damn. 161 00:08:08,736 --> 00:08:10,570 Look, I'm sorry. 162 00:08:10,572 --> 00:08:13,606 Your aunt really left me in trouble. 163 00:08:13,608 --> 00:08:16,041 Sorry friend. It must be difficult when your wife leaves you 164 00:08:16,043 --> 00:08:19,111 for other women... that you rent. 165 00:08:19,113 --> 00:08:21,046 Can't see that in his biography. 166 00:08:21,048 --> 00:08:23,517 Look, I can do this job in my sleep, okay? 167 00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:25,017 But I'm not a marketer. 168 00:08:25,019 --> 00:08:27,219 He used to do all websites, and Twitters and such. 169 00:08:27,221 --> 00:08:29,556 Now he's gone, My presence is dirt. 170 00:08:29,558 --> 00:08:32,525 I can't do the work of two people, Hutch. I'm one person. 171 00:08:32,527 --> 00:08:33,927 What about airplanes? 172 00:08:33,929 --> 00:08:35,294 Damn you, I'm one person. 173 00:08:35,296 --> 00:08:36,862 Good. 174 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:40,132 I don't know. Maybe I should burn this place 175 00:08:40,134 --> 00:08:42,235 and retire from insurance money or something. 176 00:08:42,237 --> 00:08:44,737 Yo, come on, Uncle Mike, chill. 177 00:08:44,739 --> 00:08:48,040 You get a sponsor or someone I can contact help you with all this nonsense that you experience? 178 00:08:48,042 --> 00:08:49,211 Rabbit cage... 179 00:08:50,746 --> 00:08:52,645 I need you to listen to me. 180 00:08:52,647 --> 00:08:57,185 I need big results this summer to attract more campers... 181 00:08:58,753 --> 00:09:01,254 or I will lose this place. 182 00:09:01,256 --> 00:09:03,990 Good. Then you can get a job where you don't have to watch 183 00:09:03,992 --> 00:09:05,858 elephant parade all bad days. 184 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:08,028 That's a very good way to say thank you. 185 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:10,196 - For what? - To give you a job, asshole. 186 00:09:10,198 --> 00:09:11,831 In a fat camp? Thank you. 187 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,299 "Fitness camp." 188 00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:15,601 OK, man, "fitness camp." 189 00:09:15,603 --> 00:09:17,871 From what your mother told me, this is your last photo. 190 00:09:17,873 --> 00:09:20,840 Otherwise, you will end in a homeless shelter, 191 00:09:20,842 --> 00:09:23,709 raped by a person named Tobias schizophrenia 192 00:09:23,711 --> 00:09:27,279 Who thought he was a Unicorn and hadn't been showering for months. 193 00:09:27,281 --> 00:09:28,715 What? 194 00:09:28,717 --> 00:09:30,686 Look, the point is... 195 00:09:32,688 --> 00:09:35,020 You have nowhere else to go, 196 00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:38,991 and my camp can really be beneficial from your fitness intelligence. 197 00:09:38,993 --> 00:09:41,093 But I need you to take this job seriously, 198 00:09:41,095 --> 00:09:43,329 Because it's not like your mother, I don't give you 20 opportunities. 199 00:09:43,331 --> 00:09:45,865 My camp, my rules. 200 00:09:45,867 --> 00:09:47,670 My Hell. Thank you. 201 00:09:49,805 --> 00:09:50,839 Hey. 202 00:09:52,773 --> 00:09:56,012 You know, you can learn to love this place, if you let yourself. 203 00:09:58,113 --> 00:10:02,852 Actually, try loving anything other than yourself. 204 00:10:20,801 --> 00:10:22,702 You must be Hutch Daley. 205 00:10:22,704 --> 00:10:25,170 I am Charlie Soto. 206 00:10:25,172 --> 00:10:28,241 Welcome to Camp Vision, California's main fitness camp. 207 00:10:28,243 --> 00:10:29,909 Fat camp. 208 00:10:29,911 --> 00:10:33,346 I am your CIT... your counselor-in-training. 209 00:10:33,348 --> 00:10:35,981 Whoa, no, no, no, no, no. Down bed. 210 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,583 Oh yes, usually counselors take the bottom... 211 00:10:37,585 --> 00:10:41,721 I won't sleep winking if I am worried about your fat ass that destroyed me from above. 212 00:10:41,723 --> 00:10:43,656 Oh oh, oh. You missed orientation. 213 00:10:43,658 --> 00:10:45,357 Um, don't worry. I will fill you up. 214 00:10:45,359 --> 00:10:48,260 Just say where do I have to be what time so I'm not fired. 215 00:10:48,262 --> 00:10:51,097 I don't care about children or they self-esteem or help them 216 00:10:51,099 --> 00:10:53,132 under the layer of their lard, All right? 217 00:10:53,134 --> 00:10:55,201 [chuckles] Humor edgy. 218 00:10:55,203 --> 00:10:57,703 You are like a young Don Donut. 219 00:10:57,705 --> 00:11:01,408 - But I promise you will fall in love with all our men. - There is no homo, man, bad luck. 220 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,647 No, I'm heterosexual. Common Mistakes. 221 00:11:06,381 --> 00:11:08,280 [Big Mike] Welcome, camping, 222 00:11:08,282 --> 00:11:10,784 be healthy, prosperous summer at Camp Vision. 223 00:11:10,786 --> 00:11:13,352 Please tell all of you friends who have fitness challenges about us 224 00:11:13,354 --> 00:11:15,722 so we can get more pay customers... 225 00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:18,290 I mean, so we can change more lives! 226 00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:21,193 This is the best summer day. [sniff] 227 00:11:21,195 --> 00:11:23,228 Just smell the excitement in the air. 228 00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:26,067 I smell trapped folded fat. 229 00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:29,235 Welcome, camping. 230 00:11:29,237 --> 00:11:32,871 I'm Charlie, this is Hutch. And we are here to help you fight your bulge. 231 00:11:32,873 --> 00:11:35,274 Hilton Jeffers amar report for camp, sir! 232 00:11:35,276 --> 00:11:37,443 Welcome back. But what are you doing here? 233 00:11:37,445 --> 00:11:39,312 You look amazing. 234 00:11:39,314 --> 00:11:42,115 Please don't patronize me, Charlie. I'm so dirty. 235 00:11:42,117 --> 00:11:44,951 [humans knock] ♪ Yo, on the East Coast We get the West Coast ♪ 236 00:11:44,953 --> 00:11:47,087 Kyle Danson in a frenzy! 237 00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:49,755 Damn, kid, you're fine. 238 00:11:49,757 --> 00:11:53,125 I will go and get your number so I will keep you updated with Carl's progress. 239 00:11:53,127 --> 00:11:55,061 That's Kyle. And no. 240 00:11:55,063 --> 00:11:57,066 ♪ Overseas with My bank account ♪ 241 00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:01,170 He says that we have one more camper here. 242 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,175 [squeaky tires] 243 00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:11,112 Come on! 244 00:12:13,849 --> 00:12:17,250 I don't need to lose weight. I'm a fricking male! 245 00:12:17,252 --> 00:12:19,184 I will not be shy. 246 00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:22,087 You can all go to hell! 247 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,256 Is that bitch like here? 248 00:12:24,258 --> 00:12:26,458 Because I carry hella rubber. 249 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:28,026 - What's up, piggies? - [car horn honk] 250 00:12:28,028 --> 00:12:29,862 Beware, kids! This is Lone Pine. 251 00:12:29,864 --> 00:12:32,097 - [groans] - [boys laugh] 252 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,266 - [groans] - Losers! 253 00:12:34,268 --> 00:12:37,002 Hey, Lone Pine, go! 254 00:12:37,004 --> 00:12:39,172 It's okay. 255 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:40,943 Damn my life. 256 00:12:42,276 --> 00:12:44,446 [laughing, chattering] 257 00:12:47,181 --> 00:12:50,151 OK, gentlemen, let's circle. 258 00:12:53,488 --> 00:12:56,789 Welcome to our first event night reflection. 259 00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:58,290 Hutch, can you put your phone, please? 260 00:12:58,292 --> 00:13:01,827 Why do you dress like that? Have a hot date? [chuckles] 261 00:13:01,829 --> 00:13:04,063 - Can we kiss your finger later? - [boys chuckle] 262 00:13:04,065 --> 00:13:06,068 Hutch and I will go to the staff banquet. 263 00:13:07,368 --> 00:13:09,501 And if I do it the third base of a woman, 264 00:13:09,503 --> 00:13:11,837 I will never share the essence. 265 00:13:11,839 --> 00:13:13,438 Let's go around the room. 266 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,942 Say our name, where we come from, 267 00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:18,178 and why are we here at camp then something fun. 268 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:20,212 Good. I'm Charlie. 269 00:13:20,214 --> 00:13:22,816 I'm from San Clemente who is bright. 270 00:13:22,818 --> 00:13:26,519 And my favorite band is Nickelback, of course. 271 00:13:26,521 --> 00:13:28,520 And I'm here at camp to help you become healthy. 272 00:13:28,522 --> 00:13:31,256 Uh, I'm Andy, from Santa Barbara. 273 00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:33,559 - My doctor made me come... - There is no gay. 274 00:13:33,561 --> 00:13:36,228 - Hutch, seriously? - The doctor made him come. 275 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:38,965 It sounds like the MD gives him HJ. 276 00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:41,067 He doesn't do it. 277 00:13:41,069 --> 00:13:45,538 I have a fat trinity: high cholesterol, hypertension, and type 2 bet betes. 278 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:47,240 Who is next? 279 00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:49,274 OK, I'm Jamar from Riverside. 280 00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:51,410 It was my third summer came here, 281 00:13:51,412 --> 00:13:55,215 and I won't stop until it rips abs, solid delusions and carved calves. 282 00:13:55,217 --> 00:13:58,150 My goal is to be healthy, play high school ball, 283 00:13:58,152 --> 00:14:01,154 being a marine, Then a senator, then the president. 284 00:14:01,156 --> 00:14:03,255 Hey, don't send every photo of dick, okay? 285 00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:05,625 The dirt comes back to haunt you. 286 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:09,562 I am Kyle, and I am here for one reason: 287 00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:13,031 pussy! [laughs] 288 00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:16,034 A nigga like me is trying to make his cock wet. 289 00:14:16,036 --> 00:14:17,303 Wait, rest. 290 00:14:17,305 --> 00:14:18,404 Retreat! 291 00:14:18,406 --> 00:14:20,073 What did you just say? 292 00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:22,342 I say "a" not "er." One Love. 293 00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:26,111 You say rude nonsense again, you will get one hit. 294 00:14:26,113 --> 00:14:27,380 My bad, bro. 295 00:14:27,382 --> 00:14:29,448 - [sighs] - After all, 296 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:32,952 instead of being shot down by skinny sluts all summer, 297 00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:36,121 I am boxing again realistic heavyweight. 298 00:14:36,123 --> 00:14:38,957 I can respect that nonsense. 299 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,059 [clears throat] 300 00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:43,062 [grunt] 301 00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:47,066 Um, I'm Marshall from Lake Elsinore, 302 00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:49,968 and I'm a sexy bitch who's here is against my will. 303 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:53,206 This whole place is nonsense farm to make us thin. 304 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,506 For what? 305 00:14:54,508 --> 00:14:56,442 I mean, look at me. I'm great! 306 00:14:56,444 --> 00:14:58,111 Note. 307 00:14:58,113 --> 00:15:00,049 That only leaves Hutch. 308 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:05,050 Yo, I'm Hutch. Duh. 309 00:15:05,052 --> 00:15:08,520 From Long Beach. LBC in hizzouse muthafuckin. 310 00:15:08,522 --> 00:15:11,256 Great! Sleeping time. 311 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:14,430 A good night's sleep is sleep the first step towards weight loss. 312 00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:17,196 Oh yeah, 313 00:15:17,198 --> 00:15:19,933 and you find out you beat-off schedule, okay? 314 00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:22,434 Because it's real scary if we are involved. 315 00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:24,002 Uh, bro. 316 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:26,307 Kyle, what is the match schedule? 317 00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:29,207 Oh, understand. 318 00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:30,610 Yes, of course. 319 00:15:30,612 --> 00:15:34,315 [classical music, faint] 320 00:15:45,259 --> 00:15:47,327 I told you You have to dress better. 321 00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:50,498 [booing] I didn't waste my sexuality on this whale. You are crazy? 322 00:15:52,032 --> 00:15:54,199 A crazy parade. 323 00:15:54,201 --> 00:15:56,037 Who is that? 324 00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:05,311 He's a KO, right? 325 00:16:05,313 --> 00:16:07,246 Beautiful, and he doesn't even know it. 326 00:16:07,248 --> 00:16:08,414 Yo, what's the name? 327 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,716 Candace. 328 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:13,186 One day I will work nerves to ask her out. 329 00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:16,422 Most girls the same size won't wear white dresses like that, but he really does it. 330 00:16:16,424 --> 00:16:18,591 I'm sorry, Are your eyes broken, man? 331 00:16:18,593 --> 00:16:20,161 She doesn't use white dress. 332 00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:26,031 Wait, is that your girl nervous to ask? [laughs] 333 00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:27,733 Yes, I can't get it to pay attention to me. 334 00:16:27,735 --> 00:16:30,535 Put a few bacon in your pocket. Motherfucker is crazy. 335 00:16:30,537 --> 00:16:31,636 That girl, friend. 336 00:16:31,638 --> 00:16:33,573 Who is the woman? 337 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,441 Oh, that, uh... is Abby Krupa. 338 00:16:35,443 --> 00:16:37,043 Oh 339 00:16:37,045 --> 00:16:39,345 He is also cute, if you into that kind of thing. 340 00:16:39,347 --> 00:16:41,283 All people into such things. 341 00:16:43,718 --> 00:16:46,785 [Candace] My job won't stop until that sucks that damn soul from me. 342 00:16:46,787 --> 00:16:48,553 - I know. - & apos; Soup, girl? 343 00:16:48,555 --> 00:16:51,057 - Hey! - I am Hutch Daley. 344 00:16:51,059 --> 00:16:53,393 Yes I know. I don't know what we do in our past lives ends on this fat farm, 345 00:16:53,395 --> 00:16:55,260 but you a sight for sick eyes. 346 00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:57,196 OK, everyone. 347 00:16:57,198 --> 00:16:58,597 - [Feedback feedback] - Does this function work? 348 00:16:58,599 --> 00:17:00,732 Complete. There will be a lot of time to socialize, catch up. 349 00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:04,236 Dinner will come soon. 350 00:17:04,238 --> 00:17:06,104 And no one contains peanuts I can't pay another suit. 351 00:17:06,106 --> 00:17:09,207 Right? [laughs] 352 00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:11,177 Want to succeed? 353 00:17:11,179 --> 00:17:12,578 I want to listen to for Big Mike's speech. 354 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:15,180 - [Big Mike] This... - [pouring liquid] 355 00:17:15,182 --> 00:17:16,681 the most important summer in the history of our camp. 356 00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:19,584 Well, because this camp is pretty almost bankrupt. 357 00:17:19,586 --> 00:17:23,488 358 00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:27,159 Yo, you ever thought that you were hotness 359 00:17:27,161 --> 00:17:29,528 blocking people consider you serious? 360 00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:33,065 With "I want to listen," I mean, "keep quiet." 361 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,767 I dig a woman who knows what she wants. 362 00:17:35,769 --> 00:17:37,402 Okay then. 363 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,640 Shut your mouth so I can listen to my boss's speech. 364 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:46,278 Alright, so, um, a new incentive policy! Hah? 365 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:51,185 Counselors who camp are defeated highest cumulative body fat... 366 00:17:52,453 --> 00:17:54,219 got a $ 5,000 bonus! 367 00:17:54,221 --> 00:17:56,755 - [all panting] - Before taxes. 368 00:17:56,757 --> 00:18:00,726 If you have questions, friends, check in with Abby Krupa, 369 00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:04,330 "AK-47" us, and rule queen of weight loss. 370 00:18:04,332 --> 00:18:08,301 He holds a record of 47 lost by a camper. 371 00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:12,205 But, you know, hey, hey. I see some new faces, huh? 372 00:18:12,207 --> 00:18:14,607 Maybe one of them might challenge throne, you never know. 373 00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:17,275 Hell huh. Damn, for five G. 374 00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:21,746 Boy, I will put my finger on these children & apos; own throat, choke them. Bows! 375 00:18:21,748 --> 00:18:24,717 Bulimia, you know, it's not part of the program, but it's great. 376 00:18:24,719 --> 00:18:27,753 Abby, it looks like you have some competition in your hands. 377 00:18:27,755 --> 00:18:33,692 The only downside is the bonus that should be into late summer dance money. 378 00:18:33,694 --> 00:18:36,129 So we will join dance with Camp Lone Pine. 379 00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:37,897 Um, nice to see you. 380 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,799 Um, enjoy dinner. [clears throat] 381 00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:41,403 [counselor groaning] 382 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:47,776 [murky] 383 00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:20,875 [gasping] 384 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,426 [Abby] Come on. Let's line up. 385 00:20:13,428 --> 00:20:14,726 Are you eating now? 386 00:20:14,728 --> 00:20:16,428 We just had breakfast, man. 387 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,397 - Uh, this is banana, sir. - I know what that is! 388 00:20:18,399 --> 00:20:20,399 [gasping] 389 00:20:20,401 --> 00:20:22,301 Look, the thing is loaded with sugar, friend. 390 00:20:22,303 --> 00:20:24,469 What is one thing you can eat that has zero calories? 391 00:20:24,471 --> 00:20:26,304 The pink cake. 392 00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:30,409 - How will pastry have zero calories? - That means "cooter," vag. 393 00:20:30,411 --> 00:20:32,011 Listen. Focus 394 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:35,814 You think you guys have, like, I don't know, little baby fat? 395 00:20:35,816 --> 00:20:37,350 Yes? No. 396 00:20:37,352 --> 00:20:40,253 You get adult male fat on your little baby's body. 397 00:20:40,255 --> 00:20:43,755 Your life will suck the dead donkey dick if you don't focus and fix it. 398 00:20:43,757 --> 00:20:45,326 Now, okay? 399 00:20:50,765 --> 00:20:52,331 Kettle bells. Come on. Let's go. 400 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,899 Ladies, kettle bells. 401 00:20:54,901 --> 00:20:57,637 Only 15 pounds. We start slow and learn to like it. 402 00:20:57,639 --> 00:20:59,639 We are still talking about training? 403 00:20:59,641 --> 00:21:02,541 No, no less than from 40, okay? 404 00:21:02,543 --> 00:21:05,011 This is not a bastard Pilates class, okay? 405 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,447 We are building male muscles here. Let's go. Come on. 406 00:21:08,449 --> 00:21:09,547 - [man knocks] ♪ Girl, I want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪ 407 00:21:09,549 --> 00:21:10,749 - ♪ Don't you want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪ 408 00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:11,984 You guys are bad! 409 00:21:11,986 --> 00:21:12,951 - ♪ Can we ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪ 410 00:21:12,953 --> 00:21:14,019 - ♪ Let's go ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪ 411 00:21:14,021 --> 00:21:15,920 [moans] 412 00:21:15,922 --> 00:21:17,689 - ♪ You know you want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪ 413 00:21:17,691 --> 00:21:18,990 - ♪ Stop playing, girls ♪ - ♪ Do ♪ 414 00:21:18,992 --> 00:21:21,459 Good work, ladies. Continue. Continue! 415 00:21:21,461 --> 00:21:23,862 Man down! Humans... 416 00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:25,665 Help me. 417 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:28,833 [keep on rapping] 418 00:21:28,835 --> 00:21:31,303 [snoring] Come on! 419 00:21:31,305 --> 00:21:33,538 ♪ D-O I-T D-O I-T ♪ 420 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:35,640 ♪ Here's how we do it When we destroy your party ♪ 421 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:36,742 - ♪ I want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪ 422 00:21:36,744 --> 00:21:39,411 - ♪ Don't you want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪ 423 00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:42,047 You are tired, friend? We have only been here for 20 minutes. 424 00:21:42,049 --> 00:21:44,550 What will you do when dancing? Are you trying to get your deviation? 425 00:21:44,552 --> 00:21:45,985 We will not turn any wheel, friend. 426 00:21:45,987 --> 00:21:47,753 This is a dance with with Lone "Peen." 427 00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:49,955 Aw, come on, you will like it. 428 00:21:49,957 --> 00:21:52,425 Only a large part magical summer night. 429 00:21:52,427 --> 00:21:54,893 - No! I'm not dancing. - Why? I'm sure you can dance... 430 00:21:54,895 --> 00:21:56,562 - Oh, is that because I'm black? - Yes 431 00:21:56,564 --> 00:21:57,862 Well, I can't dance. 432 00:21:57,864 --> 00:22:00,099 - Hmm. - Do I tell you to stop sweating? 433 00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:01,833 Why with Lone Pine? 434 00:22:01,835 --> 00:22:04,903 I usually go there. I know what they will do to us. 435 00:22:04,905 --> 00:22:07,907 - What? - They throw us raw pork products. 436 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,676 Then you should run it your pig's ass, man. 437 00:22:10,678 --> 00:22:12,777 Sulking it sucks calorie burners. 438 00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:14,546 - Let's go. Come on! - [clapping] 439 00:22:14,548 --> 00:22:17,082 Come on, lady, come on. Yes you can do it! 440 00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:18,516 - ♪ Don't you want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪ 441 00:22:18,518 --> 00:22:20,686 Good work. 442 00:22:20,688 --> 00:22:22,053 - ♪ Let's go ♪ - ♪ Do ♪ 443 00:22:22,055 --> 00:22:23,089 - ♪ Should we ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪ 444 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:24,357 ♪ Can we ♪ 445 00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,792 Come on. Yes! You can do it. Come on. 446 00:22:26,794 --> 00:22:28,330 Seven... 447 00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:35,870 [moans] 448 00:22:38,873 --> 00:22:40,508 [groans] 449 00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:44,478 [moaning] 450 00:22:46,146 --> 00:22:47,612 You are all sad, man. 451 00:22:47,614 --> 00:22:48,948 Serious 452 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,550 My grandmother can do it these exercises, man, 453 00:22:51,552 --> 00:22:53,619 and he has died for three years. 454 00:22:53,621 --> 00:22:56,921 Maybe tomorrow we are calm, let their muscles be repaired? 455 00:22:56,923 --> 00:22:58,090 Hell no, Charlie. 456 00:22:58,092 --> 00:23:00,092 Who cares if we lose weight, friend? 457 00:23:00,094 --> 00:23:02,128 I understand, Marshall. I need the money. 458 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:05,163 Stupid apartments don't pay for themselves. 459 00:23:05,165 --> 00:23:06,732 What money? 460 00:23:06,734 --> 00:23:09,701 Hah. We get a bonus of of a thousand dollars if you lose all that weight at the end of the summer. 461 00:23:09,703 --> 00:23:12,604 462 00:23:12,606 --> 00:23:15,107 I don't think we should be sharing with them... 463 00:23:15,109 --> 00:23:17,476 If I win that thousand, I will give each of you a hundred dollars. 464 00:23:17,478 --> 00:23:19,111 - I listen. - I also listen. 465 00:23:19,113 --> 00:23:22,415 - My man. - Bribe? Man, you suck. 466 00:23:22,417 --> 00:23:25,484 You are right. Alright, so let's review the strategy, okay? 467 00:23:25,486 --> 00:23:27,085 To eat. What are they made of? 468 00:23:27,087 --> 00:23:29,121 - Protein and vegetables. - Thank you. 469 00:23:29,123 --> 00:23:31,489 What do we eat? If we want carbohydrates? 470 00:23:31,491 --> 00:23:33,492 Red rice and sweet potatoes and vagina. 471 00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:35,660 - You are what you eat. - That's disgusting. 472 00:23:35,662 --> 00:23:37,929 - What do we avoid completely? - Listen to you. 473 00:23:37,931 --> 00:23:40,498 - White bread, white rice... - White women? 474 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,134 Ah, I will put it in the moderation category, brother. 475 00:23:43,136 --> 00:23:44,503 Trust me. 476 00:23:44,505 --> 00:23:45,871 Yeah, moderation. 477 00:23:45,873 --> 00:23:47,806 Yes, you felt me, Kyle. 478 00:23:47,808 --> 00:23:49,742 Alright, time pig-in-a-blanket, baby! 479 00:23:49,744 --> 00:23:51,509 Yes! We finally got a cheat treat. 480 00:23:51,511 --> 00:23:54,045 - I am starving! - No. You don't get cheating treats. 481 00:23:54,047 --> 00:23:57,615 Time to sleep. You all pigs. Now enter the fucking blanket! 482 00:23:57,617 --> 00:23:59,919 [groans] 483 00:23:59,921 --> 00:24:01,920 There are no pancakes. 484 00:24:01,922 --> 00:24:03,724 I need the money. Lights out! Go to sleep! 485 00:24:05,959 --> 00:24:09,027 Look, what I'm saying is that it's hard simply whipping these kids into shape. 486 00:24:09,029 --> 00:24:11,130 You can't save it underestimate my authority. 487 00:24:11,132 --> 00:24:13,232 I am responsible here, and that... 488 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,470 Oh my God. Why do you hit me like that, friend? 489 00:24:16,703 --> 00:24:18,938 Can you help me talk to him? 490 00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:20,473 [giggling] 491 00:24:20,475 --> 00:24:23,042 I think you can't help, All right? 492 00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:25,076 Let's get some liquid courage to you. 493 00:24:25,078 --> 00:24:27,646 Whoa. I am a CIT. 494 00:24:27,648 --> 00:24:30,815 I was allowed into the Legion, but I was not allowed to drink. 495 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:33,087 Oh, the party never ends with you, huh? 496 00:24:36,857 --> 00:24:38,592 I don't think so. 497 00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:46,631 So why are they calling this Legion? 498 00:24:46,633 --> 00:24:48,534 This is the American Legion post. 499 00:24:48,536 --> 00:24:50,503 So it's not just you catching buzz, 500 00:24:50,505 --> 00:24:52,103 but you also support veterans. 501 00:24:52,105 --> 00:24:53,839 Yes, I am nothing if not a patriot. 502 00:24:53,841 --> 00:24:56,641 This place is exactly as I imagine it. 503 00:24:56,643 --> 00:25:00,012 It smells like post-teenage high madness, and summer romance... 504 00:25:00,014 --> 00:25:02,014 And mushrooms and colostomy bags. 505 00:25:02,016 --> 00:25:05,083 Why are there people hanging out here? 506 00:25:05,085 --> 00:25:07,018 Well, because they don't have a card. 507 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:10,688 Every staff camp inside a 20 mile radius comes here. 508 00:25:10,690 --> 00:25:13,825 I swear to God, if you hit me like that again, I will dirty your pillow. 509 00:25:13,827 --> 00:25:15,527 Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me. 510 00:25:15,529 --> 00:25:16,961 - I will not leave. - Please? 511 00:25:16,963 --> 00:25:17,996 No. 512 00:25:17,998 --> 00:25:20,064 What's wrong, Hutch? 513 00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:21,800 Because you are a beginner, the first round to me. 514 00:25:21,802 --> 00:25:23,268 - Hmm. - Hey, Candace. 515 00:25:23,270 --> 00:25:25,537 - Hey - You look amazing. 516 00:25:25,539 --> 00:25:27,038 Thank you, Charlie. 517 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,908 You are finally mature enough to come to the Legion, 518 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:30,743 and immediately You can really drink. 519 00:25:30,745 --> 00:25:32,143 Hello beautiful. 520 00:25:32,145 --> 00:25:34,648 I will leave you for anything. 521 00:25:36,049 --> 00:25:40,585 [human] ♪ Fall in love again ♪ 522 00:25:40,587 --> 00:25:43,922 ♪ Fall And lose a friend ♪ 523 00:25:43,924 --> 00:25:45,591 ♪ Time ♪ 524 00:25:45,593 --> 00:25:47,159 & apos; Soup. 525 00:25:47,161 --> 00:25:48,826 Good work today. 526 00:25:48,828 --> 00:25:49,995 Really nailed it. 527 00:25:49,997 --> 00:25:51,996 So you watch over me, like, all day long. 528 00:25:51,998 --> 00:25:53,799 Can't take care of your eyes from a brother, huh? 529 00:25:53,801 --> 00:25:55,333 Oh, is that your food? 530 00:25:55,335 --> 00:25:58,771 Look, this is all back and forth, things that are hard to come by are cute, Abby, 531 00:25:58,773 --> 00:26:01,005 but I will get you. 532 00:26:01,007 --> 00:26:02,774 And I will make you difficult. 533 00:26:02,776 --> 00:26:06,277 [laughs] 534 00:26:06,279 --> 00:26:09,848 It's like you did this really bad impression of pickup artist. 535 00:26:09,850 --> 00:26:11,850 Have all of these parts you happened? 536 00:26:11,852 --> 00:26:15,254 I'm not in front. [scoffs] Hutch holds one hunnit. 537 00:26:15,256 --> 00:26:19,324 "Duh, Hutch keeps it 100. Yes, you can't take your beautiful eyes from me." 538 00:26:19,326 --> 00:26:22,160 Nobody says beautiful. Your eyes are fine, okay. 539 00:26:22,162 --> 00:26:24,862 Oh, now you ignore me? 540 00:26:24,864 --> 00:26:27,265 Yes, some of us are not yet fully mature. 541 00:26:27,267 --> 00:26:30,069 It's done, okay. Yes, we can talk about maturity while drinking. 542 00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:31,704 - What do you have? - annoying conversation. 543 00:26:31,706 --> 00:26:33,639 I hear beer. Yo, my man. 544 00:26:33,641 --> 00:26:35,774 Yo, excuse me, old man. 545 00:26:35,776 --> 00:26:37,842 Hey! Yo! 546 00:26:37,844 --> 00:26:41,280 Jimbo. Button up. Customers are thirsty. 547 00:26:41,282 --> 00:26:42,680 Yes. 548 00:26:42,682 --> 00:26:44,015 Give me soda vodka and beer. 549 00:26:44,017 --> 00:26:45,284 [sighs] 550 00:26:45,286 --> 00:26:47,652 Vodka soda and beer. 551 00:26:47,654 --> 00:26:49,888 Good. 552 00:26:49,890 --> 00:26:51,623 Jimbo's eyes and ears will. 553 00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:53,958 They are supposed to be Old Yellers, but some people consider them inhuman. 554 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,828 [laughs] 555 00:26:55,830 --> 00:26:58,263 - Douglas Alvarez. - Hutch Daley, friend. I work at Vision. 556 00:26:58,265 --> 00:27:01,100 - You mean "Camp Virgin," where does the boner go dead? - Yes, right. 557 00:27:01,102 --> 00:27:03,168 Damn, they're not all bad. 558 00:27:03,170 --> 00:27:05,737 Ooh, be careful. Those are nuts that are difficult to solve. 559 00:27:05,739 --> 00:27:08,040 - Oh yeah? Are you trying to hit it? - I hit it. 560 00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:11,877 Take him to a nice dinner, then turn the thing out. 561 00:27:11,879 --> 00:27:14,679 Then he haunts me. 562 00:27:14,681 --> 00:27:16,918 That will hurt, but I respect the game too much. 563 00:27:17,949 --> 00:27:18,353 Feel it. 564 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,053 I'm sure there are other good vagina on Vision. 565 00:27:22,055 --> 00:27:25,858 Big girls work harder on the bed. His how they give you rewards for slumming. 566 00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:28,861 - I don't need to worry about that at Lone Pine though. - Do you work at Lone Pine? 567 00:27:28,863 --> 00:27:31,162 Yes sir. Nothing, but cool bro and down hos. 568 00:27:31,164 --> 00:27:33,734 - Come on. I will introduce you. - Ah, well, I have to take this drink to... 569 00:27:36,403 --> 00:27:38,269 Ghost. [sharp gust] 570 00:27:38,271 --> 00:27:40,872 - Feel like blistering? - Oh, my friend. 571 00:27:40,874 --> 00:27:43,307 - Humans! - Easy, Daley. 572 00:27:43,309 --> 00:27:45,910 Except for a few middle-class students jerked, I was a strict vag-eterian. 573 00:27:45,912 --> 00:27:47,012 [laughs] 574 00:27:47,014 --> 00:27:48,350 Fuck circle? 575 00:27:53,054 --> 00:27:55,153 [Big Mike on PA] Good morning, camping, and staff. 576 00:27:55,155 --> 00:27:57,156 The first week is almost over, 577 00:27:57,158 --> 00:27:59,925 and if you will pass it withdrawal of junk food, 578 00:27:59,927 --> 00:28:02,197 remember, it gets better. 579 00:28:05,032 --> 00:28:06,864 What are you doing? 580 00:28:06,866 --> 00:28:09,802 Pinch my skin together like this. 581 00:28:09,804 --> 00:28:10,968 [shutter locked] 582 00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:13,438 - [giggling] - Really? 583 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,207 Is that for Sean? 584 00:28:15,209 --> 00:28:16,909 Um, Eric. 585 00:28:16,911 --> 00:28:18,947 I pocketed me Lone Piner. 586 00:28:20,081 --> 00:28:21,179 He sent me this. 587 00:28:21,181 --> 00:28:22,814 What is that? 588 00:28:22,816 --> 00:28:23,916 [giggle continues] 589 00:28:23,918 --> 00:28:25,450 Rebecca! 590 00:28:25,452 --> 00:28:27,486 I mean, he has a vagina in his armpit, 591 00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:29,822 but other than that He is very hot. 592 00:28:29,824 --> 00:28:33,057 - Mm-hmm. - Maybe I should stay with Sean. 593 00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:36,861 - Do you think he left my league? - No. Absolutely not. 594 00:28:36,863 --> 00:28:39,997 Look, when I am your age, there are these people who do this stupid blow. 595 00:28:39,999 --> 00:28:42,200 I mean, I'm fat, but she's overweight. 596 00:28:42,202 --> 00:28:46,338 The rap name is Big Brotha, which is really stupid, but, 597 00:28:46,340 --> 00:28:49,006 You know, I think it's funny because I like it. 598 00:28:49,008 --> 00:28:51,176 So I took him out. Do you know what he said? 599 00:28:51,178 --> 00:28:52,311 What? 600 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:55,813 He said he would not date a fat girl. 601 00:28:55,815 --> 00:28:59,418 Don't assume that because you have the same thing weight problems that make you compatible. 602 00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:01,486 What kind of man do you like? 603 00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:04,223 [sighs] The wrong. 604 00:29:04,225 --> 00:29:06,190 Hello, woman. 605 00:29:06,192 --> 00:29:07,426 [woman] ♪ Money, money ♪ 606 00:29:07,428 --> 00:29:08,997 ♪ I just can't get full ♪ 607 00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:12,831 ♪ Dollars, dollars I can't get enough ♪ 608 00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:14,967 Come on, Becca. You got this. 609 00:29:14,969 --> 00:29:16,334 - ♪ Brother, brother ♪ - Let's do it. 610 00:29:16,336 --> 00:29:18,771 [Rabbit cage] Come on. Let's do it. 611 00:29:18,773 --> 00:29:21,506 ♪ Just to buy things That makes you satisfied ♪ 612 00:29:21,508 --> 00:29:23,242 Come on, come on, Come on! 613 00:29:23,244 --> 00:29:24,776 Push! Push! 614 00:29:24,778 --> 00:29:27,181 - Come on. Let's go. Let's go! - [Charlie] Come on. 615 00:29:28,282 --> 00:29:30,082 ♪ Money, money ♪ 616 00:29:30,084 --> 00:29:31,949 ♪ It's all about money ♪ 617 00:29:31,951 --> 00:29:33,351 [groans] 618 00:29:33,353 --> 00:29:35,320 - [gasping] - ♪ It's all about money ♪ 619 00:29:35,322 --> 00:29:38,157 ♪ Money, money ♪ 620 00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:40,859 - ♪ I just can't get full ♪ - Come on. 621 00:29:40,861 --> 00:29:43,829 Man, Hutch, why do we have to wear a backpack full of sand? 622 00:29:43,831 --> 00:29:45,296 Where are we, Guantanamo? 623 00:29:45,298 --> 00:29:47,332 Seriously, Hutch, this is very lame. 624 00:29:47,334 --> 00:29:49,534 This sucks, Hutch. 625 00:29:49,536 --> 00:29:55,073 Running through the forest is for serial killers and escaping slaves. 626 00:29:55,075 --> 00:29:56,941 - Hey! - Don't take offense, Jamar. 627 00:29:56,943 --> 00:29:58,377 I'm not from them, dick. 628 00:29:58,379 --> 00:30:00,845 Friend! Shut up, stop complaining. 629 00:30:00,847 --> 00:30:03,181 Sweating before weighing is extraordinary. 630 00:30:03,183 --> 00:30:07,052 Man, I will also faint, Damn my pants or both. 631 00:30:07,054 --> 00:30:09,987 Please do both. You don't want to wake up to pants to defecate. 632 00:30:09,989 --> 00:30:14,192 Guys, part of the camp find motivation to do things like this... 633 00:30:14,194 --> 00:30:16,328 - [Hutch] Damn, rattlesnake! - [crackling] 634 00:30:16,330 --> 00:30:19,297 Oh my God. This is a rattlesnake! Everyone, run away! 635 00:30:19,299 --> 00:30:21,068 Come on let's come on! 636 00:30:22,135 --> 00:30:24,303 This is a rattler application. [laughs] 637 00:30:24,305 --> 00:30:26,371 Yes, motivation. You know? 638 00:30:26,373 --> 00:30:28,340 Look, I know you are not bad from a man. 639 00:30:28,342 --> 00:30:32,143 Ooh, "Rattler." Sounds like hook-up application for kindergarten children. 640 00:30:32,145 --> 00:30:34,612 Cursing! I just made my first million, baby. [laughs] 641 00:30:34,614 --> 00:30:37,484 Jamar, let's come here. The first week. 642 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,053 OK, how do we do this week? 643 00:30:42,055 --> 00:30:43,621 Uh... 644 00:30:43,623 --> 00:30:45,357 - Four pounds. That's what we did this week. - Yes! 645 00:30:45,359 --> 00:30:46,925 Ooh! 646 00:30:46,927 --> 00:30:48,459 When I get five G, 647 00:30:48,461 --> 00:30:51,229 I will get the most baller apartment baller-ass, dawg. 648 00:30:51,231 --> 00:30:54,166 It will be like, "Yo, does Bill Gates live there?" "Well, that's Hutch Daley." 649 00:30:54,168 --> 00:30:56,168 - "I should know"... - Can I ask something? 650 00:30:56,170 --> 00:30:59,237 Eight inches, man, strong. # blessed, huh? 651 00:30:59,239 --> 00:31:02,975 You say that I have to "step in my game" to get girls. 652 00:31:02,977 --> 00:31:06,143 - But how do I do it with Candace? - Improve your game, friend. 653 00:31:06,145 --> 00:31:07,946 Get your slang game together, All right? 654 00:31:07,948 --> 00:31:10,349 Also, look, man, You need to lose weight. 655 00:31:10,351 --> 00:31:13,084 Don't have a girl who wants to hug you stomach when she sucks on your penism. 656 00:31:13,086 --> 00:31:15,219 That's too much work, You know what I mean? 657 00:31:15,221 --> 00:31:17,355 Yo, how much weight do we lower? 5%? 658 00:31:17,357 --> 00:31:19,291 7%? 659 00:31:19,293 --> 00:31:21,426 Damn, double digits? 660 00:31:21,428 --> 00:31:23,562 - ♪ I'm a bad bastard I'm a bad bastard ♪ - Really? 661 00:31:23,564 --> 00:31:26,534 Hutch, you idiot, you realize you children get a total of six percent? 662 00:31:28,369 --> 00:31:29,304 What? 663 00:31:32,405 --> 00:31:34,672 What is this wrong with you dickwads? 664 00:31:34,674 --> 00:31:36,975 - You have to be ashamed of yourself. - Hey, no, no. 665 00:31:36,977 --> 00:31:38,476 Hey, don't do that. 666 00:31:38,478 --> 00:31:41,213 Their weight loss is your job. You failed, not them. 667 00:31:41,215 --> 00:31:43,448 OK? I know I can't rely on you. 668 00:31:43,450 --> 00:31:45,516 That is like You are unable to achieve success. 669 00:31:45,518 --> 00:31:47,686 I don't even want to be here, Big Mike. 670 00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:49,921 Then I will tell you what. Don't be here, okay? 671 00:31:49,923 --> 00:31:51,992 Enjoy all your other options in life. 672 00:31:55,395 --> 00:31:57,428 You know, I never will get the bonus, 673 00:31:57,430 --> 00:31:59,197 because you continue gain weight! 674 00:31:59,199 --> 00:32:01,533 You should be ashamed of yourself. 675 00:32:01,535 --> 00:32:02,967 Return to the cabin. 676 00:32:02,969 --> 00:32:05,003 No, actually, run back to the cabin. 677 00:32:05,005 --> 00:32:07,305 Run your fat asses. Run now! 678 00:32:07,307 --> 00:32:09,006 Go! 679 00:32:09,008 --> 00:32:10,612 Everything, inside, please. 680 00:32:12,478 --> 00:32:15,013 Who do you think do you think? 681 00:32:15,015 --> 00:32:17,515 You know how it feels not has control over your weight. 682 00:32:17,517 --> 00:32:20,384 Yes I know. Because I don't have sugar or non-alcoholic carbohydrates in a few years. 683 00:32:20,386 --> 00:32:22,387 Good for you! Good for you. 684 00:32:22,389 --> 00:32:25,056 But these kids aren't there yet. 685 00:32:25,058 --> 00:32:28,259 And they don't come here to get punishment by some bastards hate hating yourself 686 00:32:28,261 --> 00:32:30,262 who should be their support system. 687 00:32:30,264 --> 00:32:33,401 I am their coach, not their fucking whore friend. 688 00:32:36,370 --> 00:32:39,737 I showed them my practice, and I passed it diet, and they still gained weight. 689 00:32:39,739 --> 00:32:42,341 I suck this. I can't even win in a fat camp. 690 00:32:42,343 --> 00:32:46,477 - Fitness camp. - What is this! Who cares? 691 00:32:46,479 --> 00:32:48,679 - Hutch. - What? 692 00:32:48,681 --> 00:32:50,218 Make a sweep. 693 00:32:55,122 --> 00:32:57,525 [clattering] 694 00:33:00,626 --> 00:33:02,229 [bottle clinking] 695 00:33:10,203 --> 00:33:11,371 Move! 696 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,006 This violates their civil rights. 697 00:33:15,008 --> 00:33:17,376 Return from the bus, Rosa. 698 00:33:17,378 --> 00:33:20,114 I got a bonus to get. Yo, I want some recognition now. 699 00:33:22,716 --> 00:33:25,249 Speaking! 700 00:33:25,251 --> 00:33:28,053 I am tea-wrapped in Marshall, and I post it on Instagram. 701 00:33:28,055 --> 00:33:29,621 - What? - ¿Qué te pasa, friend? 702 00:33:29,623 --> 00:33:32,224 - Shut up! - Check your face, friend. 703 00:33:32,226 --> 00:33:34,325 - Speak! - I... 704 00:33:34,327 --> 00:33:37,094 I stole a pair of underwear from girls' clothes & apos; and I like that have "used" them. 705 00:33:37,096 --> 00:33:39,197 What is this wrong with all of you? 706 00:33:39,199 --> 00:33:42,034 Yo, I appreciate-slash-I am very dirty by your honesty. 707 00:33:42,036 --> 00:33:46,604 But that's not what happened I'm talking about, man. 708 00:33:46,606 --> 00:33:48,540 How do you gain weight? 709 00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:50,578 710 00:33:51,344 --> 00:33:52,677 Andy. 711 00:33:52,679 --> 00:33:54,178 Oh yeah, you look guilty. 712 00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:56,614 Yes, you hate authority, huh? 713 00:33:56,616 --> 00:33:59,686 Food smuggling will be extraordinary "Fuck you" to the man, right? 714 00:34:01,521 --> 00:34:03,487 You make me look like a fool out there, friend. 715 00:34:03,489 --> 00:34:05,323 Rabbit cage? Lighten? 716 00:34:05,325 --> 00:34:07,161 No, I have never subsided. 717 00:34:09,062 --> 00:34:11,228 You fucking with my money, kid? 718 00:34:11,230 --> 00:34:14,833 Do you know what they do for niggas on the way when they make love to my money? 719 00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:17,301 Good, I succeed! I carry a butt load snack! 720 00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:19,170 - [Kyle] Little bitch. - All kinds of dirt, friend. 721 00:34:19,172 --> 00:34:20,471 Funyuns, Ding Dongs... 722 00:34:20,473 --> 00:34:22,473 Yes, but we eat everything. So leave us alone, Hutch. 723 00:34:22,475 --> 00:34:24,208 - That's not true! - Show me. 724 00:34:24,210 --> 00:34:27,112 Andy! , bro! 725 00:34:27,114 --> 00:34:29,815 Come on. You can't let Hutch win! She's a jerk! 726 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:32,484 Come on! Andy, don't! 727 00:34:32,486 --> 00:34:34,553 - Really? - Yo, what is this? 728 00:34:34,555 --> 00:34:36,855 Why don't you tell me? Andy, we are here to be healthy! 729 00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:39,324 Jamar, your condition is good. You are not one of us! 730 00:34:39,326 --> 00:34:41,759 You shout at us once more to "fight the pain," 731 00:34:41,761 --> 00:34:44,261 - I will give you pain to fight! - I will defeat you! 732 00:34:44,263 --> 00:34:46,163 - Yo, stop that nonsense, man! - Good! 733 00:34:46,165 --> 00:34:48,199 What are you doing with all this? 734 00:34:48,201 --> 00:34:51,136 Damn this makes us feel much better than you. 735 00:34:51,138 --> 00:34:52,739 Yes. 736 00:34:55,709 --> 00:34:58,342 Do you know what? Damn. I won't even confiscate this . 737 00:34:58,344 --> 00:35:02,313 If you want to grow up and become an unworthy person suck the rest of your life, then fine. 738 00:35:02,315 --> 00:35:04,181 Take more of this nonsense. Take it again. 739 00:35:04,183 --> 00:35:05,283 I'm done. 740 00:35:05,285 --> 00:35:06,650 Damn! 741 00:35:06,652 --> 00:35:08,319 Rabbit cage! 742 00:35:08,321 --> 00:35:10,455 [Marshall] Damn, Andy. You suck! 743 00:35:10,457 --> 00:35:11,491 Yo, what are you, friend? 744 00:35:20,366 --> 00:35:21,835 [wailing car alarm] 745 00:35:25,772 --> 00:35:27,505 What are you doing? 746 00:35:27,507 --> 00:35:30,708 I try to leave, but some rich bastards hinder me! 747 00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:31,877 [alarm chirping] 748 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:33,114 Figures. 749 00:35:34,181 --> 00:35:35,650 What's with a garbage bag? 750 00:35:39,785 --> 00:35:42,920 You have a dirt scale, Big Mike hurts your feelings. 751 00:35:42,922 --> 00:35:45,390 So now you take yours small ball and go home. 752 00:35:45,392 --> 00:35:47,158 Good, you will accumulate too, huh? 753 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,794 Yes, I suck as a counselor, okay? 754 00:35:49,796 --> 00:35:51,495 I don't care, All right? 755 00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:54,498 I got a degree in psychology, man. I can get the job that I want. 756 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,902 Ooh, psychology degree. How can that work, huh? 757 00:35:57,904 --> 00:35:59,504 Sucking my cock. 758 00:35:59,506 --> 00:36:00,739 I'm kidding. 759 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,507 [sighs] 760 00:36:02,509 --> 00:36:04,676 Look, I'm sorry. I am also a psychology major. 761 00:36:04,678 --> 00:36:07,379 That's why I got the first one I can find annoying work. 762 00:36:07,381 --> 00:36:09,580 - Yes? I think you like it here. - This is not my job. 763 00:36:09,582 --> 00:36:12,283 I sell franchise rights to Kwik-E-Marts 764 00:36:12,285 --> 00:36:15,353 and help people make a profit bring nonsense food to the tent. 765 00:36:15,355 --> 00:36:18,757 Oh cool. So do you do to make your conscience easier? 766 00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:20,824 - Oh, you have a psychology degree. - Yes 767 00:36:20,826 --> 00:36:25,496 No, I wrap up my vacation and get sick the next day and help these children. 768 00:36:25,498 --> 00:36:29,201 This is the only part of this year that I can really tolerate. 769 00:36:29,203 --> 00:36:31,603 Yes, alright, Fuck these kids, okay? 770 00:36:31,605 --> 00:36:34,739 What they do is spoil themselves, and they are also lazy and stupid to improve themselves. 771 00:36:34,741 --> 00:36:36,473 Then why are you here? Honestly. 772 00:36:36,475 --> 00:36:39,344 Just like you. Because I ran away from my drug work. 773 00:36:39,346 --> 00:36:40,545 - Oh. - Yes 774 00:36:40,547 --> 00:36:42,279 [chuckles] 775 00:36:42,281 --> 00:36:44,583 You know what it means "honest," right? 776 00:36:44,585 --> 00:36:46,750 I am a fitness monster. Big Mike wants me to enter... 777 00:36:46,752 --> 00:36:49,254 Do you know what? I actually will google "honest" for you. 778 00:36:49,256 --> 00:36:51,323 Dear God, do you want honesty? 779 00:36:51,325 --> 00:36:52,489 Yes, I want honesty. 780 00:36:52,491 --> 00:36:53,824 I live with my mother. 781 00:36:53,826 --> 00:36:56,261 And not even more, because he kicked me out 782 00:36:56,263 --> 00:36:58,462 because I haven't had a job since I graduated from college. 783 00:36:58,464 --> 00:37:00,931 So now I live anywhere. 784 00:37:00,933 --> 00:37:04,636 I live anywhere. My life is in a garbage bag! 785 00:37:04,638 --> 00:37:06,437 Everything I do is successful. 786 00:37:06,439 --> 00:37:09,908 Only I am good on, and I can't even teach it. 787 00:37:09,910 --> 00:37:11,478 Is that honest enough for you? 788 00:37:15,582 --> 00:37:19,783 God, you are a little harder don't like it when you become real. 789 00:37:19,785 --> 00:37:24,556 Right, yes, because of unemployment and living with your mother, 790 00:37:24,558 --> 00:37:26,861 that, oh, that's a panty-soaker there. 791 00:37:28,562 --> 00:37:31,265 No, it really will make you farther than you think. 792 00:37:36,703 --> 00:37:39,404 You will not fail if you will try harder. 793 00:37:39,406 --> 00:37:40,538 I have tried. 794 00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:43,007 The barking and insulting orders don't try. 795 00:37:43,009 --> 00:37:45,645 You need to find out what camping needs. 796 00:37:48,381 --> 00:37:50,951 Yes. Yes, you are right. 797 00:37:52,886 --> 00:37:54,388 I am usually. 798 00:37:57,024 --> 00:37:58,556 Good. 799 00:37:58,558 --> 00:38:01,393 Shut up. Hutch is the dirt. 800 00:38:01,395 --> 00:38:02,826 No, he isn't, Kyle. 801 00:38:02,828 --> 00:38:04,529 Hutch is every nuisance we've met. 802 00:38:04,531 --> 00:38:05,929 Who cares if he leaves? 803 00:38:05,931 --> 00:38:08,299 He doesn't care about us. 804 00:38:08,301 --> 00:38:10,669 - [Kyle] I don't know, maybe you are right. - We are right, Kyle. 805 00:38:10,671 --> 00:38:12,707 He doesn't know how difficult this is. 806 00:38:15,475 --> 00:38:17,442 All right, listen, chub nuts. 807 00:38:17,444 --> 00:38:18,777 Oh, my fucking Christ. 808 00:38:18,779 --> 00:38:21,712 I don't give up. Everyone, take pens and paper. 809 00:38:21,714 --> 00:38:24,348 - We will do something different tonight. - Do you get us beer? 810 00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:25,917 Yes, get hair on your ball first. 811 00:38:25,919 --> 00:38:27,752 - Oh, I have hair on my head. - Yes? Alright, get two. 812 00:38:27,754 --> 00:38:29,824 OK, circle it. Let's do it. 813 00:38:33,093 --> 00:38:34,694 - Hutch, uh... - Well, I understand this. 814 00:38:36,529 --> 00:38:38,897 OK, friend, I want everyone to write 815 00:38:38,899 --> 00:38:40,931 time they eat too much, okay? 816 00:38:40,933 --> 00:38:44,469 Be honest with me, but don't put your name on it. 817 00:38:44,471 --> 00:38:47,675 Oh, and don't write any nonsense like "dinner," or "Thanksgiving." 818 00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:51,576 This is not approved activity. 819 00:38:51,578 --> 00:38:53,745 I'm a bad bastard, Charlie. 820 00:38:53,747 --> 00:38:55,616 My life isn't approved. 821 00:39:02,022 --> 00:39:03,991 Here it is. OK. [clears throat] 822 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,728 "When I like a girl it doesn't like me back." 823 00:39:09,696 --> 00:39:11,495 Yes, I feel that. 824 00:39:11,497 --> 00:39:13,565 S real. 825 00:39:13,567 --> 00:39:15,400 "When I was selected last for a sports class." 826 00:39:15,402 --> 00:39:17,402 That's good, huh. 827 00:39:17,404 --> 00:39:19,440 "When I was not accepted to become..." 828 00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:23,777 [clears throat] 829 00:39:24,844 --> 00:39:26,444 "When I finish hitting." 830 00:39:26,446 --> 00:39:28,746 Well, this is never gone, okay? 831 00:39:28,748 --> 00:39:31,915 Destroy the beans, fill your stomach. That how it works. That is science. 832 00:39:31,917 --> 00:39:33,851 Can't argue with that. 833 00:39:33,853 --> 00:39:35,819 Who hears something that applies to them they don't write? 834 00:39:35,821 --> 00:39:37,557 Raise your hand. 835 00:39:38,892 --> 00:39:40,525 Do you see? 836 00:39:40,527 --> 00:39:42,159 We all have problems. 837 00:39:42,161 --> 00:39:44,462 We have to find out what the problem is and fix it. 838 00:39:44,464 --> 00:39:46,830 If you can't fix it... like a deadly thing... 839 00:39:46,832 --> 00:39:49,000 You only learn to deal with it and forgive yourself. 840 00:39:49,002 --> 00:39:51,502 But you can't eat your way out of your problem. 841 00:39:51,504 --> 00:39:53,638 You only end up being fatter people with the same problem. 842 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,406 Do you hear me? 843 00:39:55,408 --> 00:39:57,644 But, Hutch, what kind of problem do you have? 844 00:40:02,649 --> 00:40:06,884 Damn, man, with a physical like this, you have no problem. 845 00:40:06,886 --> 00:40:09,554 # bodgoals. You find out. 846 00:40:09,556 --> 00:40:12,089 Okay, so, uh, we will start this, okay? 847 00:40:12,091 --> 00:40:14,958 - Me and Charlie will be with you two. - [together] There is no gay. 848 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,027 Ah, you bastard, me. OK. 849 00:40:17,029 --> 00:40:18,598 Jamar, you first. Come on. 850 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,766 So, um, 851 00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:26,471 one of the cards says, "When I am not accepted to be gay." 852 00:40:26,473 --> 00:40:28,973 And I want that person who writes it to know 853 00:40:28,975 --> 00:40:32,544 they can talk to me about it anytime 854 00:40:32,546 --> 00:40:34,946 and that's okay be & apos; mo. 855 00:40:34,948 --> 00:40:38,750 I understand. We all have secrets that we don't want to tell others 856 00:40:38,752 --> 00:40:40,984 Because they might think we are dirty or whatever. 857 00:40:40,986 --> 00:40:43,187 I'm not dirty. I am gay. 858 00:40:43,189 --> 00:40:44,721 Oh 859 00:40:44,723 --> 00:40:46,190 Then why not just come out? 860 00:40:46,192 --> 00:40:48,859 [sighs] I'm out, Hutch. 861 00:40:48,861 --> 00:40:52,730 At home, at school, everywhere. 862 00:40:52,732 --> 00:40:56,100 But once I come here, hear you say "no homo" 863 00:40:56,102 --> 00:41:00,071 and all those gay things, I don't feel safe. 864 00:41:00,073 --> 00:41:02,707 Andy, listen, friend. 865 00:41:02,709 --> 00:41:06,877 See, 99.9 percent of the items are coming out of my mouth 866 00:41:06,879 --> 00:41:08,980 it's nonsense. 867 00:41:08,982 --> 00:41:12,083 The difference between people, men, that's what makes them attractive. 868 00:41:12,085 --> 00:41:13,853 And that makes material a joke too. 869 00:41:15,254 --> 00:41:17,154 So you don't hate gay people? 870 00:41:17,156 --> 00:41:20,058 Hell no, friend. I kicked him a lesbian all the time. 871 00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:24,062 He is like my best friend. I mean, he is a demeaning antisocial woman, 872 00:41:24,064 --> 00:41:27,500 but I don't care if he has beaver breath, friend. 873 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:32,837 Look, people are the same. Gay, straight, black, white... 874 00:41:32,839 --> 00:41:34,138 Thin, fat? 875 00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:37,741 Be yourself, friend, and I support you. 876 00:41:37,743 --> 00:41:39,911 OK? I will be behind you soon. 877 00:41:39,913 --> 00:41:41,048 There is no homo. 878 00:41:42,681 --> 00:41:43,783 Alright, man. 879 00:41:50,223 --> 00:41:51,623 Like that. 880 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,558 Yes, we talk for hours, man. It's anesthetic. 881 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,594 Like, we are really connected, you know? 882 00:41:57,596 --> 00:41:59,663 My son is easy to connect. They are small pimps. 883 00:41:59,665 --> 00:42:01,833 One of them is macking This Vision Girl, Rebecca. 884 00:42:01,835 --> 00:42:03,868 We call him "Regretta Rebecca." 885 00:42:03,870 --> 00:42:05,069 Huh? 886 00:42:05,071 --> 00:42:06,603 So he isn't really like him then? 887 00:42:06,605 --> 00:42:09,274 Dude, he's fat. 888 00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:12,109 Take it easy in liquor. S right damn your brain chemistry. 889 00:42:12,111 --> 00:42:14,080 Right, yes. I will go urinating, man. 890 00:42:15,915 --> 00:42:17,517 Beer, baby. Let's go. 891 00:42:18,652 --> 00:42:22,286 [pee] 892 00:42:22,288 --> 00:42:25,056 Hutch, here it is. 893 00:42:25,058 --> 00:42:27,190 Yo, come back, man. 894 00:42:27,192 --> 00:42:29,092 I got my damn tool out, man. 895 00:42:29,094 --> 00:42:32,230 We've lived together this summer. I have seen your friends. 896 00:42:32,232 --> 00:42:34,031 Pretty impressive, by the way. 897 00:42:34,033 --> 00:42:36,868 Do you think you made this less awkward? What's wrong with you? 898 00:42:36,870 --> 00:42:38,835 I'm moving at Candace. 899 00:42:38,837 --> 00:42:41,339 What is this dress? What is my hair? 900 00:42:41,341 --> 00:42:44,308 - What is this for the opening sentence? - Dude, keep it. Cursing! 901 00:42:44,310 --> 00:42:47,078 You are not safe, brother. You need confidence. 902 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,147 Come here. Look at this mirror, friend. 903 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:51,149 You know what I see in this mirror, huh? 904 00:42:51,151 --> 00:42:54,118 The smooth, charming, sexy asshole 905 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,219 who is smarter than most people. 906 00:42:56,221 --> 00:42:58,790 Just need a little rest in life, you know? 907 00:42:58,792 --> 00:43:01,225 Thank you, Hutch. I don't know you feel like that. 908 00:43:01,227 --> 00:43:03,127 Nigga, I'm talking about me. 909 00:43:03,129 --> 00:43:06,263 You are a fat virgin who can't be crazy enough to talk to a fat girl. 910 00:43:06,265 --> 00:43:09,199 - That's you. - Are you trying to increase my confidence? 911 00:43:09,201 --> 00:43:15,073 Look, what I'm saying is that you need to see like you, and feel like me, you know? 912 00:43:15,075 --> 00:43:16,741 I will help you out. 913 00:43:16,743 --> 00:43:18,208 I will go there with you, 914 00:43:18,210 --> 00:43:19,978 talking about you with Candace so you're not nervous. 915 00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:22,850 - You mean like a wingman? - Yes, if this is 2005. 916 00:43:23,984 --> 00:43:25,650 What's wrong with you, Charlie? 917 00:43:25,652 --> 00:43:27,855 Like a friend, man. Like a friend. 918 00:43:32,959 --> 00:43:35,158 Hey, now remember, man, good? 919 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,861 Trust. OK? 920 00:43:36,863 --> 00:43:38,732 He is lucky you hit him. Let's go. 921 00:43:40,866 --> 00:43:42,100 - Hey, Candace! - Oooh. 922 00:43:42,102 --> 00:43:44,138 Please, in the voice. 923 00:43:45,372 --> 00:43:47,938 What's wrong, Hutch? Nice clothes. 924 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:50,875 Looks like we got the front row seats for weapons shows. 925 00:43:50,877 --> 00:43:53,243 My man Charlie takes it for me, friend. 926 00:43:53,245 --> 00:43:55,078 He has a drug style. 927 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,181 Yes, um, but you also look beautiful, Candace. 928 00:43:58,183 --> 00:44:01,051 - Oh. - But it's not as good as it is. 929 00:44:01,053 --> 00:44:04,054 Hot. But unpretentious. 930 00:44:04,056 --> 00:44:05,823 Like girlfriend material. 931 00:44:05,825 --> 00:44:08,426 - Do you drink, Charlie? - No, I can not. 932 00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:11,297 But I really want to buy you one. Barkeep! 933 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:14,364 Hello? Barkeep? 934 00:44:14,366 --> 00:44:17,268 I, uh... [cleanse throat] I'll leave. 935 00:44:17,270 --> 00:44:19,073 - Barkeep. - Go away. 936 00:44:19,973 --> 00:44:21,272 There. 937 00:44:21,274 --> 00:44:23,241 Barkeep, beer for mistress, please. 938 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:24,745 [chuckles] Bar-Bar-Barkeep! 939 00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:27,978 Abby again? 940 00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:29,781 There are no men. 941 00:44:29,783 --> 00:44:31,415 The game spits my man for the first time. 942 00:44:31,417 --> 00:44:32,917 [Douglas] Good luck. 943 00:44:32,919 --> 00:44:34,321 The child coochie exterminator. 944 00:44:37,122 --> 00:44:39,692 Don't worry, it's okay. I will only... I will get it myself. 945 00:44:41,326 --> 00:44:42,826 - Charlie... What... Jesus. - Aaah. 946 00:44:42,828 --> 00:44:44,462 [laughs] 947 00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:47,031 Charlie, it's not like that some self-service bars. 948 00:44:47,033 --> 00:44:48,935 What is this? Jesus... Charlie! 949 00:44:50,203 --> 00:44:52,103 Sorry. Uh, a little awkward. 950 00:44:52,105 --> 00:44:53,937 But this, uh... this drink will help. 951 00:44:53,939 --> 00:44:55,406 [Charlie mumbles] 952 00:44:55,408 --> 00:44:56,944 He does it. 953 00:44:58,143 --> 00:44:59,944 - Oh! - [breath] 954 00:44:59,946 --> 00:45:01,879 - [Charlie] I'm so sorry! - [laughs] 955 00:45:01,881 --> 00:45:04,147 - Smooth. - [Candace] Are you kidding me? 956 00:45:04,149 --> 00:45:06,119 Is this a good time to take you out or a bad time? 957 00:45:07,453 --> 00:45:09,689 Oh! 958 00:45:11,256 --> 00:45:13,491 [panting, sighing] 959 00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:14,792 - [loud voice] - [man groaning] 960 00:45:14,794 --> 00:45:16,861 Man down. 961 00:45:16,863 --> 00:45:20,297 Hell a show, Vision. I'm just sorry I don't have meat to throw away. 962 00:45:20,299 --> 00:45:23,134 Yo, just relax, man. My man just broke the dome. 963 00:45:23,136 --> 00:45:26,737 - No, I'm fine. - Don't say you really like the loser. 964 00:45:26,739 --> 00:45:29,473 They can't all be losers. That is not statistically possible. 965 00:45:29,475 --> 00:45:33,377 They will eat him to death. Is part of that a winning behavior? 966 00:45:33,379 --> 00:45:36,781 You get an ugly face and vape talk about people all day long. 967 00:45:36,783 --> 00:45:38,348 What part is it does it win behavior? 968 00:45:38,350 --> 00:45:40,118 All of that. 969 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,219 And you are a little medium fucking dick hole now. 970 00:45:42,221 --> 00:45:44,422 So it's up to anything, You have to throw it away. 971 00:45:44,424 --> 00:45:46,089 Maybe you are on my ass. 972 00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:48,326 - There is no gay. - There is no gay. No. 973 00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:50,428 You know, I will do it stop saying that nonsense. 974 00:45:50,430 --> 00:45:53,096 Because I sound like an arrogant person judgmental prostitutes like you. 975 00:45:53,098 --> 00:45:55,333 And you are dirty-poor dirt lover with a bloody nose. 976 00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:58,236 - Bloody nose? - [customers gasp] 977 00:45:58,238 --> 00:46:00,373 - Return to your fat camp. - Fitness camp, bastard. 978 00:46:02,142 --> 00:46:03,877 [customer moans] 979 00:46:06,212 --> 00:46:08,411 - Oh my God! - What are you doing, man? 980 00:46:08,413 --> 00:46:10,013 I hate violence, 981 00:46:10,015 --> 00:46:12,783 and pain in my test really reminds me why. 982 00:46:12,785 --> 00:46:14,786 [Douglas] You choose the team is wrong, bitch. 983 00:46:14,788 --> 00:46:18,288 I mean, look at your child. He can't even nuts to kick him into a fat girl. 984 00:46:18,290 --> 00:46:19,824 Yes, he is not experienced, 985 00:46:19,826 --> 00:46:21,792 but he's a better man than you have ever experienced, 986 00:46:21,794 --> 00:46:24,161 - and he can get the girl he wants. - Not like you. 987 00:46:24,163 --> 00:46:27,297 You have to keep rubbing one to Abby all summer. 988 00:46:27,299 --> 00:46:28,900 Beware of chaffing. 989 00:46:28,902 --> 00:46:30,902 I will say the same thing about you, Douglas, 990 00:46:30,904 --> 00:46:32,804 but even your own hands must hate you. 991 00:46:32,806 --> 00:46:35,071 I, Charlie and anyone in my cabin 992 00:46:35,073 --> 00:46:38,241 can beat you a little bitches in anything. 993 00:46:38,243 --> 00:46:42,346 Oh, we will see at a dance when I boys swim in a sea of traps. 994 00:46:42,348 --> 00:46:45,949 In fact, we will outclass, outdance 995 00:46:45,951 --> 00:46:47,984 - and keep more chicks on the dance than you. - Wait... 996 00:46:47,986 --> 00:46:49,554 [customer] Oh. 997 00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:50,855 - [female] What? - What... 998 00:46:50,857 --> 00:46:52,192 [chuckles] 999 00:46:53,359 --> 00:46:55,359 - Oh, this is a bet. - Yes, he is. 1000 00:46:55,361 --> 00:46:57,562 Oh We will strengthen it the floor for you. 1001 00:46:57,564 --> 00:47:00,263 Yes, I don't know what it means. 1002 00:47:00,265 --> 00:47:02,500 - [Girl] Then, loser. - [Abby] I'm sorry. 1003 00:47:02,502 --> 00:47:05,538 You bet who is camping will be dealing with more women? 1004 00:47:07,105 --> 00:47:09,373 Am I the only one have a problem with this? 1005 00:47:09,375 --> 00:47:11,509 [Charlie] Gosh, you should have seen it! 1006 00:47:11,511 --> 00:47:14,545 They Lone Piners are making fun of us, but Hutch is stepping up and he's all, 1007 00:47:14,547 --> 00:47:17,214 "Well, my child can be better than your son." 1008 00:47:17,216 --> 00:47:21,319 And then someone else says, "Yes, I you can get more girls than you can get." 1009 00:47:21,321 --> 00:47:24,355 And then Hutch said, "No, my friends can get more chicks than yours." 1010 00:47:24,357 --> 00:47:26,857 And everything decreases at the dance party. 1011 00:47:26,859 --> 00:47:28,993 - That might be the biggest night of my life. - Hutch! 1012 00:47:28,995 --> 00:47:32,062 - Why do you want to do that? - What? I stand for you turds. 1013 00:47:32,064 --> 00:47:34,632 By saying we will get the best women at the dance party? Seriously? 1014 00:47:34,634 --> 00:47:37,000 Yes! Come on guys. We can do this. 1015 00:47:37,002 --> 00:47:39,203 Look, we are all sections in us, guys. 1016 00:47:39,205 --> 00:47:42,172 You only have to release it. I can change you all become girls' magnets in a short time. 1017 00:47:42,174 --> 00:47:44,908 Actually, I got a three-tier program. 1018 00:47:44,910 --> 00:47:47,310 One, teach me pride. 1019 00:47:47,312 --> 00:47:49,946 Two, teach all of you some dope-ass pickup lines. 1020 00:47:49,948 --> 00:47:51,949 You will be able to to pick anyone up. 1021 00:47:51,951 --> 00:47:55,152 Three, spend three weeks teaching you some sick dance movements. 1022 00:47:55,154 --> 00:47:58,188 Men, underwear will fly all over the place. 1023 00:47:58,190 --> 00:48:00,591 You guys will hit it bastards like fucking... 1024 00:48:00,593 --> 00:48:03,560 That's really the worst idea I've heard in my 14 years. 1025 00:48:03,562 --> 00:48:06,397 Wait, friend. This idea can be an anesthetic. 1026 00:48:06,399 --> 00:48:07,899 See? 1027 00:48:07,901 --> 00:48:10,400 Marshall likes it, and he hates me! 1028 00:48:10,402 --> 00:48:11,601 Mmm! 1029 00:48:11,603 --> 00:48:14,170 Guys, come on. This is a good idea. 1030 00:48:14,172 --> 00:48:17,574 You know, to show that we are big People can shake our ass too. 1031 00:48:17,576 --> 00:48:19,442 [all] There is no gay. 1032 00:48:19,444 --> 00:48:22,312 Yo, alright. We will cut "No homo", okay? 1033 00:48:22,314 --> 00:48:23,980 What? Why? 1034 00:48:23,982 --> 00:48:26,317 Because I'm a "yes homo." 1035 00:48:26,319 --> 00:48:29,020 - [muttering] - What is this? 1036 00:48:29,022 --> 00:48:31,422 I'm gay. Continue? I like dudes. 1037 00:48:31,424 --> 00:48:34,458 - I am a homosexual. - I know that as soon as you enter. 1038 00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:36,560 That explains how you run, you know? 1039 00:48:36,562 --> 00:48:40,063 And because that is the problem, you will do it have to work extra hard, man. 1040 00:48:40,065 --> 00:48:42,299 Because you think it's difficult get a chick when you're fat? 1041 00:48:42,301 --> 00:48:44,502 Damn, you won't be seen for gay dudes. 1042 00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:47,538 - Stepi. - Are you cool with this? 1043 00:48:47,540 --> 00:48:52,243 We have slept and bathed with this child for weeks. 1044 00:48:52,245 --> 00:48:54,411 Kyle, don't be a jerk. 1045 00:48:54,413 --> 00:48:58,015 Yes, homosexuals have a large contribution to society. 1046 00:48:58,017 --> 00:49:00,484 Like, first computer or fashion week. 1047 00:49:00,486 --> 00:49:02,719 I don't live with gay guys. 1048 00:49:02,721 --> 00:49:05,355 I mean, if you want, I can help you hate the ass package. 1049 00:49:05,357 --> 00:49:07,558 Look, Andy likes dudes. 1050 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,127 So you have more pussy. Think about it. 1051 00:49:10,129 --> 00:49:13,096 And if I hear you give him more nonsense, 1052 00:49:13,098 --> 00:49:15,299 me and you will have problems, do you hear me? 1053 00:49:15,301 --> 00:49:19,703 Ooh. 1054 00:49:19,705 --> 00:49:24,174 OK. Now, who is going down with this dance plan, huh? 1055 00:49:24,176 --> 00:49:25,111 Your child. 1056 00:49:27,212 --> 00:49:30,080 Damn my life. Man, I took a punch for you... 1057 00:49:30,082 --> 00:49:31,384 Come on friends. Very? 1058 00:49:33,085 --> 00:49:34,154 Don't hit me, friend. 1059 00:49:35,421 --> 00:49:37,288 [Big Mike] Attention camping and staff. 1060 00:49:37,290 --> 00:49:39,422 Week 3 officially ends. 1061 00:49:39,424 --> 00:49:42,326 You are halfway there. Don't stop now. 1062 00:49:42,328 --> 00:49:44,264 Like my ex-wife. 1063 00:49:49,368 --> 00:49:52,171 You know, it's quite ironic we carry out a kitchen attack on a large camp. 1064 00:49:54,006 --> 00:49:55,541 - Jackpot. - Oh, shit? 1065 00:50:01,413 --> 00:50:03,015 I see... 1066 00:50:05,051 --> 00:50:06,353 - One for you. - Thank you. 1067 00:50:07,553 --> 00:50:08,989 The trick... 1068 00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:15,326 to melt chocolate on marshmallows. 1069 00:50:15,328 --> 00:50:17,163 OK. Suck it, Rachael Ray. 1070 00:50:19,399 --> 00:50:21,364 They will go up 1071 00:50:21,366 --> 00:50:23,433 with your woman competition, 1072 00:50:23,435 --> 00:50:27,006 which I am changing my feminist brain dies for so I can process. 1073 00:50:28,573 --> 00:50:30,042 Mmm 1074 00:50:31,343 --> 00:50:33,109 God, very good. Here. 1075 00:50:33,111 --> 00:50:36,080 Damn no thanks. I don't do that nonsense. 1076 00:50:36,082 --> 00:50:39,150 That's too much sugar and carbohydrates in one... 1077 00:50:39,152 --> 00:50:40,717 It's like six sandwiches. Damn, I don't eat. 1078 00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:42,286 - Come on. - The plane you want. 1079 00:50:42,288 --> 00:50:44,788 Cookies, sugar, not happen forever, for anyone. 1080 00:50:44,790 --> 00:50:48,759 Friends, your body problems make me camp embarrassed. Okay, where did it come from? 1081 00:50:48,761 --> 00:50:50,661 And don't make me a google "honest" again. 1082 00:50:50,663 --> 00:50:53,297 Oh, Google, okay... 1083 00:50:53,299 --> 00:50:58,234 Look, I will tell you something that is only known by Big Mike. 1084 00:50:58,236 --> 00:50:59,505 You kill a man? 1085 00:51:00,772 --> 00:51:03,107 - Do you have diphallia? - What is that? 1086 00:51:03,109 --> 00:51:04,275 Two penis. 1087 00:51:04,277 --> 00:51:05,509 [stuttered] 1088 00:51:05,511 --> 00:51:07,243 But... I-I don't know. 1089 00:51:07,245 --> 00:51:09,080 I can't imagine why you even said that to Big Mike. 1090 00:51:09,082 --> 00:51:11,248 - No no. - No? Good. 1091 00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:12,352 [clears throat] 1092 00:51:14,219 --> 00:51:16,520 Uh, I was fat. 1093 00:51:16,522 --> 00:51:19,457 Like the size of a hippopotamus. 1094 00:51:19,459 --> 00:51:22,692 I go camping here, and they usually call me Jabba the Hutch. 1095 00:51:22,694 --> 00:51:24,562 - [snickers] - Why are you laughing at me? 1096 00:51:24,564 --> 00:51:27,067 - That's not funny. - Okay sorry. Forgive me. 1097 00:51:28,167 --> 00:51:29,469 That's kind of funny. 1098 00:51:31,203 --> 00:51:34,304 My father left, and, um, I started eating my feelings, 1099 00:51:34,306 --> 00:51:37,343 and before I realize it, I am 5 & apos; 5, "240. 1100 00:51:39,178 --> 00:51:41,444 Well, for what value, I like that man. 1101 00:51:41,446 --> 00:51:42,645 Hmm? and good rapper. 1102 00:51:42,647 --> 00:51:44,750 How do you know I can rhymes? 1103 00:51:45,718 --> 00:51:47,417 1104 00:51:47,419 --> 00:51:49,620 1105 00:51:49,622 --> 00:51:52,755 ♪ Baby girl, you might Get this all the time ♪ 1106 00:51:52,757 --> 00:51:55,792 ♪ Cats step into you Spittin & apos; You are tacky lines ♪ 1107 00:51:55,794 --> 00:51:59,129 ♪ So I thought I would put My feeling for you in rhymes ♪ 1108 00:51:59,131 --> 00:52:03,134 ♪ It's very easy for me "Because you're fine ♪ 1109 00:52:03,136 --> 00:52:05,236 [Abby] I just found out that song for me. when you're done. 1110 00:52:05,238 --> 00:52:08,241 ♪ I can make you happy, girl If you let me ♪ 1111 00:52:09,575 --> 00:52:11,310 ♪ Make you feel so good things I know... ♪ 1112 00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:15,712 [Abby] And then I see you knock to Jill Hendricks. 1113 00:52:15,714 --> 00:52:17,547 [keep on rapping] 1114 00:52:17,549 --> 00:52:19,917 ♪ Be a girl and my life for us Will be sweeter than Pepsi ♪ 1115 00:52:19,919 --> 00:52:21,919 1116 00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:24,690 1117 00:52:26,158 --> 00:52:27,526 ♪ And not a good diet ♪ 1118 00:52:28,794 --> 00:52:30,393 So what do you think? 1119 00:52:30,395 --> 00:52:31,531 [scoffs] 1120 00:52:33,232 --> 00:52:36,232 - I am willing to be Jill's careless seconds. - [grunt] 1121 00:52:36,234 --> 00:52:37,536 You still say no. 1122 00:52:40,372 --> 00:52:42,473 That's impossible, friend. 1123 00:52:42,475 --> 00:52:44,708 A girl who likes me, like, Fupa Flabby or something... 1124 00:52:44,710 --> 00:52:46,609 That's my nickname. 1125 00:52:46,611 --> 00:52:48,547 Abby Krupa, Flabby Fupa. 1126 00:52:50,448 --> 00:52:52,518 Vaginal area over fat? 1127 00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,487 That's smart, but painful. 1128 00:52:57,489 --> 00:53:00,292 Ho-ly shit. 1129 00:53:01,426 --> 00:53:02,926 Why don't you say anything? 1130 00:53:02,928 --> 00:53:05,529 I almost do it. 1131 00:53:05,531 --> 00:53:07,397 But you are like douche 1132 00:53:07,399 --> 00:53:10,466 I can't give you satisfaction. 1133 00:53:10,468 --> 00:53:13,437 And then, you know, it's poetic to watch you drool at me. 1134 00:53:13,439 --> 00:53:15,371 I know. I am a jerk. I see. 1135 00:53:15,373 --> 00:53:17,641 So how do you lose the weight? 1136 00:53:17,643 --> 00:53:21,545 I promise myself whether I've seen me Daddy again, I'll kick his ass. 1137 00:53:21,547 --> 00:53:24,748 So, you know, I have swelling get ready for today 1138 00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:28,384 and really like the results very proud of myself that I just... 1139 00:53:28,386 --> 00:53:31,422 - Become a colossal douche canoe. - No, no. 1140 00:53:31,424 --> 00:53:32,656 [both laugh] 1141 00:53:32,658 --> 00:53:36,460 I just don't want to be like that the child again. 1142 00:53:36,462 --> 00:53:37,764 [click tongue] 1143 00:53:44,669 --> 00:53:46,703 Aha, you have sugar and carbohydrates in your mouth. 1144 00:53:46,705 --> 00:53:48,408 - Yes? Oh, yes? - Mm-hmm. 1145 00:54:00,685 --> 00:54:02,987 [Hutch] Almost there, boy. Couple more seconds. 1146 00:54:02,989 --> 00:54:04,821 - Yes, Charlie. - Alright friends. 1147 00:54:04,823 --> 00:54:06,957 We got new training today. This is hip-hop training. 1148 00:54:06,959 --> 00:54:10,361 Why does that sound so, really, really, very close to dancing? 1149 00:54:10,363 --> 00:54:12,696 Guys, if we will defeat Lone Pine, we must stay together. 1150 00:54:12,698 --> 00:54:14,598 - That's the only way that this can work. - We don't do that. 1151 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,000 - You should at least try. - Why? I'm not dancing. 1152 00:54:17,002 --> 00:54:19,335 - He doesn't even like women. Get your head checked. - Mm-hmm. 1153 00:54:19,337 --> 00:54:21,404 We never outscoring Supermodel Camp. 1154 00:54:21,406 --> 00:54:23,607 Seriously, you don't even understand. 1155 00:54:23,609 --> 00:54:25,812 - You never get fat. - Mm-hmm. 1156 00:54:27,779 --> 00:54:28,978 - Yes I have. - [laughs] 1157 00:54:28,980 --> 00:54:30,513 - Bitch. - You lie. 1158 00:54:30,515 --> 00:54:32,516 Good business, but you can't Bullshit, liar. 1159 00:54:32,518 --> 00:54:33,687 - No, that's right. - Prove it. 1160 00:54:39,292 --> 00:54:42,058 Yo, alright. I got the idea. Come on. 1161 00:54:42,060 --> 00:54:43,896 - What is he doing now? - I do not know. 1162 00:55:07,386 --> 00:55:08,919 - [snickers] - [laughs] 1163 00:55:08,921 --> 00:55:10,323 Oh my God! 1164 00:55:11,690 --> 00:55:14,591 [laughs] It's okay, Hutch! That is you? 1165 00:55:14,593 --> 00:55:16,759 - [laughs] - [Jamar] Damn! 1166 00:55:16,761 --> 00:55:19,096 - You are fatter than all of us! - Oh-ho-ho! 1167 00:55:19,098 --> 00:55:20,698 Those titties though! 1168 00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:23,333 - [laughs] - Let me go, friend. 1169 00:55:23,335 --> 00:55:25,101 Yes well, I am a fat person. 1170 00:55:25,103 --> 00:55:26,969 And now I'm a bastard. 1171 00:55:26,971 --> 00:55:30,574 Look, I really hate myself because it's fat, man. 1172 00:55:30,576 --> 00:55:33,377 When I'm fit, 1173 00:55:33,379 --> 00:55:37,614 I still really hate Fat Hutch dick for anyone who looks like him. 1174 00:55:37,616 --> 00:55:38,949 [Marshall] Stop lying, Hutch. 1175 00:55:38,951 --> 00:55:42,786 I have seen you become a dick for everyone, fat and thin. 1176 00:55:42,788 --> 00:55:45,422 Marshall, stop messing with my moment. 1177 00:55:45,424 --> 00:55:46,857 Sorry. 1178 00:55:46,859 --> 00:55:49,960 Look, the point is, if I can do it, you can too. 1179 00:55:49,962 --> 00:55:52,395 And I know you can kill him at this dance. 1180 00:55:52,397 --> 00:55:55,431 Don't be a bastard, All right? 1181 00:55:55,433 --> 00:55:58,534 There is a thin line between confidence and arrogance, and I have to see you straddle it. 1182 00:55:58,536 --> 00:56:00,471 There is no homo. 1183 00:56:00,473 --> 00:56:03,540 Right. Don't do that again. 1184 00:56:03,542 --> 00:56:05,509 My fault. 1185 00:56:05,511 --> 00:56:08,478 Well, man, when you enter this dance, you have to brag. 1186 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,380 It's all about your presence, how you brought yourself. 1187 00:56:10,382 --> 00:56:12,149 You must bring yourself with confidence. 1188 00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:14,851 A bit of arrogance, pointing someone you know, okay? 1189 00:56:14,853 --> 00:56:17,087 Don't point to anyone you don't know. That is very strange. 1190 00:56:17,089 --> 00:56:18,489 OK? Let's go. 1191 00:56:18,491 --> 00:56:20,790 Kyle, let's see this. Stop grabbing your cock. 1192 00:56:20,792 --> 00:56:23,527 What are you fighting for? Let your penick go. 1193 00:56:23,529 --> 00:56:26,629 What... You look like you're doing a little mini curtsies. Stop doing that. 1194 00:56:26,631 --> 00:56:27,998 Don't point to anyone goes like that. 1195 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,900 Take it! 1196 00:56:29,902 --> 00:56:32,402 Alright, you two, two steps. Two steps. That punch. 1197 00:56:32,404 --> 00:56:34,971 Stop using your whole body! It's a two steps with your feet! Fuck. 1198 00:56:34,973 --> 00:56:36,140 How are you bro? 1199 00:56:36,142 --> 00:56:37,940 Hey, hey, guys, can I get... 1200 00:56:37,942 --> 00:56:39,542 Can I get a burger with that shake? 1201 00:56:39,544 --> 00:56:41,612 I like your eyes. I like your mouth hole. 1202 00:56:41,614 --> 00:56:44,515 When you see that girl you like, nod to her, huh? 1203 00:56:44,517 --> 00:56:47,717 Just a little pride. Get your post like this and just nod to him. 1204 00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:51,120 If you can't get your ass land, the girls don't want to be around! 1205 00:56:51,122 --> 00:56:53,425 Looks good, all of you. Let's go. Continue. 1206 00:56:54,593 --> 00:56:57,761 Return here. Looks good, all of you. 1207 00:56:57,763 --> 00:57:00,663 Whip and nae nae, that's a very important dance, okay? 1208 00:57:00,665 --> 00:57:02,632 Go, enter the whip. Whip. 1209 00:57:02,634 --> 00:57:04,435 Enter your whip. Whip. 1210 00:57:04,437 --> 00:57:06,203 Whip. This is it. Whip. 1211 00:57:06,205 --> 00:57:08,471 Rise. Jump. 1212 00:57:08,473 --> 00:57:10,007 Hope you are better with women from you by exercising. 1213 00:57:10,009 --> 00:57:11,841 Down. Push-up. 1214 00:57:11,843 --> 00:57:13,042 Jump. 1215 00:57:13,044 --> 00:57:14,877 Jump. Down. 1216 00:57:14,879 --> 00:57:16,547 ... eighteen, 19... 1217 00:57:16,549 --> 00:57:19,082 Fourth week. Yes! 1218 00:57:19,084 --> 00:57:20,783 - Kill it! - Yes, that's how you do it, baby! 1219 00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:22,518 ... twenty five, 26... 1220 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,621 Four more! Yes! [laughs] 1221 00:57:25,623 --> 00:57:27,024 Appoint someone you know. 1222 00:57:27,026 --> 00:57:29,893 Oh, yes, they see that , they see it. 1223 00:57:29,895 --> 00:57:31,627 [Kyle] & apos; Soup, boo? 1224 00:57:31,629 --> 00:57:33,663 What is your name? 1225 00:57:33,665 --> 00:57:36,667 Wait. Say it slowly. 1226 00:57:36,669 --> 00:57:39,169 I have never really heard it the voice of an angel before. 1227 00:57:39,171 --> 00:57:40,904 [human] ♪ Let's go ♪ 1228 00:57:40,906 --> 00:57:42,239 ♪ In the cloud ♪ 1229 00:57:42,241 --> 00:57:44,174 ♪ It's a better day ♪ 1230 00:57:44,176 --> 00:57:45,942 - Okay, okay. - ♪ Well, get out ♪ 1231 00:57:45,944 --> 00:57:48,212 ♪ We will celebrate ♪ 1232 00:57:48,214 --> 00:57:50,080 - Ooh! - Oh-ho-ho! 1233 00:57:50,082 --> 00:57:51,248 Ready? Go! 1234 00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:52,716 Whip. 1235 00:57:52,718 --> 00:57:54,250 See me Nae nae. 1236 00:57:54,252 --> 00:57:55,953 - Wrong hand, Marshall. - Whip, whip. 1237 00:57:55,955 --> 00:57:57,554 - My badness, my fault. - Nae nae. 1238 00:57:57,556 --> 00:57:58,955 Damn girl. 1239 00:57:58,957 --> 00:58:00,991 Your name must be Stevia. 1240 00:58:00,993 --> 00:58:04,228 Because you are sweet like sugar but without guilt. 1241 00:58:04,230 --> 00:58:06,696 [booing] 1242 00:58:06,698 --> 00:58:08,732 Hey, how to get them, dawg. That is marijuana. 1243 00:58:08,734 --> 00:58:11,067 Yes, it hurts. hiss. 1244 00:58:11,069 --> 00:58:14,004 - Oh! - Hey, so now you know what pride is like. 1245 00:58:14,006 --> 00:58:15,938 I'm proud from all of you, man! 1246 00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:18,641 Look, take that crap to dance, you'll be fine, okay? 1247 00:58:18,643 --> 00:58:20,810 I will not listen to the words. [chuckles] 1248 00:58:20,812 --> 00:58:23,779 Ooh! Punanny! 1249 00:58:23,781 --> 00:58:25,882 Hey you. Go to the party later? 1250 00:58:25,884 --> 00:58:28,819 - Small liquor, swimming... - You really don't listen, right? 1251 00:58:28,821 --> 00:58:31,087 I try not to, but you keep talking. 1252 00:58:31,089 --> 00:58:33,824 Cursing. You know I will show this to the police. You go to prison. 1253 00:58:33,826 --> 00:58:36,627 I will be at home with other battered men, and we will only talk about... 1254 00:58:36,629 --> 00:58:39,763 - Idiot you. - Verbal abuse too? Dirt. 1255 00:58:39,765 --> 00:58:41,765 I took 24 for my father's birthday. 1256 00:58:41,767 --> 00:58:43,567 Rabbit cage! Rabbit cage! 1257 00:58:43,569 --> 00:58:45,835 - Yes, what's up, Rebecca? - You have a big problem. 1258 00:58:45,837 --> 00:58:48,004 Eric just told me that Douglas 1259 00:58:48,006 --> 00:58:50,776 will have all of your cabin pants the people in front of everyone at the dance party. 1260 00:58:51,710 --> 00:58:53,109 What are you waiting for? 1261 00:58:53,111 --> 00:58:56,648 [distorted] They will wear your pants. 1262 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:00,652 [sighs] 1263 00:59:10,261 --> 00:59:12,728 Now we are extra chaotic. 1264 00:59:12,730 --> 00:59:14,765 [Hutch] Come on, friends. You can't give up that easily. 1265 00:59:14,767 --> 00:59:16,699 We just have to find a way to get them back. 1266 00:59:16,701 --> 00:59:19,538 They don't get them back after they openly open our pants. 1267 00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:24,844 Yo. I know exactly what we need to do. 1268 00:59:27,745 --> 00:59:30,147 - [shouting] - That's very stupid, Hutch! 1269 00:59:30,149 --> 00:59:32,049 - Stupid! - Something is wrong with you, Hutch! 1270 00:59:32,051 --> 00:59:34,618 - I'm triggered! - If you don't stand up for yourself now, 1271 00:59:34,620 --> 00:59:37,187 people will trouble you for the rest of your life! 1272 00:59:37,189 --> 00:59:40,257 Hey, what if we use it very tight jeans with a very tight belt. 1273 00:59:40,259 --> 00:59:42,292 - That can work. - No, Marshall. 1274 00:59:42,294 --> 00:59:45,261 Dude, that doesn't matter. They will always be be cool people and we will be a value. 1275 00:59:45,263 --> 00:59:47,763 It doesn't have to be like that. That is what I tried to say to you. 1276 00:59:47,765 --> 00:59:49,866 - Yo, I definitely didn't go. - I don't. 1277 00:59:49,868 --> 00:59:51,701 Yes, as if not enough to suck! 1278 00:59:51,703 --> 00:59:53,804 - Yes, even I think it's a bad idea. - Charlie, come on. 1279 00:59:53,806 --> 00:59:55,672 - Guys! - No! 1280 00:59:55,674 --> 00:59:58,141 Trust me, friend! You will become a legend! 1281 00:59:58,143 --> 01:00:00,277 If this is your idea good plan, 1282 01:00:00,279 --> 01:00:02,179 then you have to go to camp idiot! 1283 01:00:02,181 --> 01:00:03,216 What? 1284 01:00:04,984 --> 01:00:08,018 I don't know. That sounds more funny in my head. 1285 01:00:08,020 --> 01:00:09,920 - Come on. - [Hutch] Friend! 1286 01:00:09,922 --> 01:00:12,325 Come on. Do not give up friend. Cursing. 1287 01:00:13,926 --> 01:00:16,728 - [playing music] - [people laughing, chattering] 1288 01:00:19,230 --> 01:00:21,665 - [boy] I don't know, man. - [girl laughs] 1289 01:00:21,667 --> 01:00:23,169 [laughs] 1290 01:00:24,969 --> 01:00:26,071 Applause! 1291 01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:30,373 Hi friends. 1292 01:00:30,375 --> 01:00:31,643 [laughs] 1293 01:00:38,884 --> 01:00:41,250 Drink, Charlie. 1294 01:00:41,252 --> 01:00:43,920 Life is only one big disappointment after the others. 1295 01:00:43,922 --> 01:00:46,089 These children don't care about us. 1296 01:00:46,091 --> 01:00:48,158 You know I can't drink. I am a CIT. 1297 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,926 You really are C-U-N-T now. Come on, man. 1298 01:00:50,928 --> 01:00:52,828 Failed and learn from it. 1299 01:00:52,830 --> 01:00:55,067 Do you know? Spend one day not walking in the sun. 1300 01:00:59,004 --> 01:01:00,206 Thank you. 1301 01:01:03,075 --> 01:01:04,310 [spit] Agh! 1302 01:01:05,678 --> 01:01:07,380 - [coughing] Oh, God. - [laughs] 1303 01:01:10,815 --> 01:01:13,185 - Candace here, huh? - Yes, how do you know? 1304 01:01:14,886 --> 01:01:17,754 [groans] You can make it your steps, okay? 1305 01:01:17,756 --> 01:01:20,056 But you will do it need alcohol. 1306 01:01:20,058 --> 01:01:24,460 Because you, my friend, have a baby ball that is very, very, very small. 1307 01:01:24,462 --> 01:01:28,297 And this will grow them for the size of a big boy. 1308 01:01:28,299 --> 01:01:31,000 Hey, Hutch, I have that cinnamon whiskey you like. 1309 01:01:31,002 --> 01:01:32,101 Shot later? 1310 01:01:32,103 --> 01:01:33,303 Hey, Candace! 1311 01:01:33,305 --> 01:01:35,871 - Hey - Nice sweater. 1312 01:01:35,873 --> 01:01:40,076 But you know, adults lose ten percent _ their body heat through their heads, 1313 01:01:40,078 --> 01:01:43,216 so if you are cold, you have to wear a hat? 1314 01:01:44,183 --> 01:01:45,848 Wow. 1315 01:01:45,850 --> 01:01:48,951 You must be very wet right now. 1316 01:01:48,953 --> 01:01:50,987 - [laughs] - I will let you two chat 1317 01:01:50,989 --> 01:01:52,692 and do ass stuff. 1318 01:01:58,196 --> 01:02:00,330 We are all used to drinking when we are CIT. 1319 01:02:00,332 --> 01:02:01,834 Don't overdo it. 1320 01:02:06,839 --> 01:02:08,071 - [spitting] - Ooh. 1321 01:02:08,073 --> 01:02:09,940 Smooth. [chuckles] 1322 01:02:09,942 --> 01:02:13,210 Very smooth, very sexy. 1323 01:02:13,212 --> 01:02:14,847 [both laugh] 1324 01:02:22,353 --> 01:02:26,125 [Hutch] It's beautiful here! Why isn't there anyone in the water? 1325 01:02:28,426 --> 01:02:33,462 Well, this depreciation is not suitable for public viewing. 1326 01:02:33,464 --> 01:02:35,367 I call it night. 1327 01:02:36,835 --> 01:02:38,000 Do you want my towel? 1328 01:02:38,002 --> 01:02:40,370 Uh, no. 1329 01:02:40,372 --> 01:02:42,806 Don't be stupid Take the towel. 1330 01:02:42,808 --> 01:02:44,277 OK. Oh 1331 01:02:47,078 --> 01:02:49,414 Depreciation isn't too bad, btdubs. 1332 01:03:03,094 --> 01:03:06,031 [groaning] 1333 01:03:13,437 --> 01:03:15,774 Damn. Fifteen minutes until breakfast? 1334 01:03:17,576 --> 01:03:20,277 Friend! Guys, wake up! Everyone, wake up! 1335 01:03:20,279 --> 01:03:22,846 Guys. Guys, wake up. 1336 01:03:22,848 --> 01:03:25,147 Wake up. Guys, friends, we must wake up. 1337 01:03:25,149 --> 01:03:27,417 This is breakfast, friend. We have to wake up. 1338 01:03:27,419 --> 01:03:28,520 Friends... 1339 01:03:30,388 --> 01:03:32,157 What is happening here? 1340 01:03:35,460 --> 01:03:39,895 Oh, sh... Uh, we might just try to stay warm, man, you know? 1341 01:03:39,897 --> 01:03:42,234 Yes? Clothes usually help with that. 1342 01:03:43,968 --> 01:03:45,337 Fourteen minutes until breakfast. 1343 01:03:46,839 --> 01:03:49,475 I will be fast if you want to make it... friend. 1344 01:03:51,542 --> 01:03:52,811 Charlie. 1345 01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:56,379 [grunt] 1346 01:03:56,381 --> 01:03:58,013 Fuck. 1347 01:03:58,015 --> 01:03:59,351 [sighs] 1348 01:04:01,553 --> 01:04:03,053 - Charlie! - [horn sounds] 1349 01:04:03,055 --> 01:04:04,620 Hey! 1350 01:04:04,622 --> 01:04:07,392 Cut it close to breakfast, huh? Need a ride? 1351 01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:11,029 - [tires squeal] - Hey, are you okay? 1352 01:04:12,964 --> 01:04:14,100 - [groans] - I smell liquor? 1353 01:04:14,933 --> 01:04:17,000 Aaah! 1354 01:04:17,002 --> 01:04:18,301 Damn! 1355 01:04:18,303 --> 01:04:19,636 No! 1356 01:04:19,638 --> 01:04:21,841 No. Just go. 1357 01:04:23,542 --> 01:04:24,844 Sorry. 1358 01:04:26,377 --> 01:04:29,047 Fuuuu! 1359 01:04:30,549 --> 01:04:31,851 Damn! 1360 01:04:33,652 --> 01:04:35,284 [gags] 1361 01:04:35,286 --> 01:04:36,989 Gah, damn it! 1362 01:04:46,364 --> 01:04:47,931 Come on, Charlie. What are you doing? 1363 01:04:47,933 --> 01:04:50,132 Look, mate, I'm dead lights drunk last night. 1364 01:04:50,134 --> 01:04:51,903 I don't even know what happened real, man. 1365 01:04:53,138 --> 01:04:55,241 Say something, Charlie. Come on. 1366 01:04:56,942 --> 01:04:59,643 You can have whoever you want, 1367 01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:02,978 and you still go and make love the only one the girl I've told? 1368 01:05:02,980 --> 01:05:04,547 [stutter] 1369 01:05:04,549 --> 01:05:07,317 Everyone tells me that you douched like that, 1370 01:05:07,319 --> 01:05:10,056 and I say that there is a good person there, but I'm wrong! 1371 01:05:12,156 --> 01:05:14,424 You are setting a blank skin. 1372 01:05:14,426 --> 01:05:15,895 You are a broken human. 1373 01:05:17,194 --> 01:05:19,395 You don't have a heart, 1374 01:05:19,397 --> 01:05:21,166 no backbone, no ball. 1375 01:05:25,404 --> 01:05:27,370 Okay, I understand, friend. 1376 01:05:27,372 --> 01:05:30,406 I understand, you hate me, friend. But come on. Don't leave the camp. 1377 01:05:30,408 --> 01:05:33,275 - You like this place. - Oh, seems like I have a choice? 1378 01:05:33,277 --> 01:05:35,013 Do you think I want to leave here? 1379 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,448 I just got fired, Rabbit cage. 1380 01:05:38,450 --> 01:05:39,919 Because I'm drunk. 1381 01:05:41,252 --> 01:05:43,455 But at least I'm not a C-U-N-T, right? 1382 01:05:46,024 --> 01:05:47,393 Charlie, come on, man. 1383 01:05:54,565 --> 01:05:56,333 Uncle Mike, man, you can't fire Charlie. 1384 01:05:56,335 --> 01:05:58,000 He spit out to me, 1385 01:05:58,002 --> 01:06:00,036 and I smell like frat house sofa. 1386 01:06:00,038 --> 01:06:02,071 And I swear it gets everything. 1387 01:06:02,073 --> 01:06:06,141 The whole camp looks like giant squid germs. 1388 01:06:06,143 --> 01:06:08,113 I understand... [sighs] 1389 01:06:09,647 --> 01:06:11,181 [sighs] I put the drink. 1390 01:06:11,183 --> 01:06:13,049 - Excuse me? - Yes, I... He... 1391 01:06:13,051 --> 01:06:15,085 He needs confidence to hit Candace, 1392 01:06:15,087 --> 01:06:17,152 so I gave him some. 1393 01:06:17,154 --> 01:06:19,121 Uncle Mike, man, You say it yourself 1394 01:06:19,123 --> 01:06:22,591 that if I allow myself to love this place, I can, and I do, man. 1395 01:06:22,593 --> 01:06:26,129 I like it here. I like camping, Charlie, everyone. 1396 01:06:26,131 --> 01:06:27,696 And that's all due for your influence. 1397 01:06:27,698 --> 01:06:29,332 Oh really? Let me straighten this out. 1398 01:06:29,334 --> 01:06:32,301 Because of my influence, you poison your friend, 1399 01:06:32,303 --> 01:06:34,703 fuck with a crush, and then he gets fired? 1400 01:06:34,705 --> 01:06:36,605 Well, when you put it like that, friend... 1401 01:06:36,607 --> 01:06:40,513 Hutch, I tried to build this camp again became famous. 1402 01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,612 I give you work as help, 1403 01:06:43,614 --> 01:06:45,618 and you get one of them my best people get fired? 1404 01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:50,152 I don't believe you, friend. What do you know? Get out of my camp. 1405 01:06:50,154 --> 01:06:53,623 What? Uncle Mike, come on, man. These children need me. 1406 01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:56,025 No, they don't need you. What do you know? 1407 01:06:56,027 --> 01:06:57,696 The best thing I can do for these kids... 1408 01:07:00,198 --> 01:07:02,268 is to keep them from someone like you. 1409 01:07:03,502 --> 01:07:05,435 Uncle Mike, come on, man. 1410 01:07:05,437 --> 01:07:07,603 The worst part is now I have to tell your mother 1411 01:07:07,605 --> 01:07:09,308 You actually are a bum he thinks. 1412 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:17,683 You can't make it work for one summer, huh? 1413 01:07:21,585 --> 01:07:23,022 Get out of my camp. 1414 01:07:37,669 --> 01:07:39,134 What's the matter? 1415 01:07:39,136 --> 01:07:40,335 Rabbit cage! 1416 01:07:40,337 --> 01:07:41,571 - Hey, Hutch! - Hutch! 1417 01:07:41,573 --> 01:07:42,674 [Jamar] Back! 1418 01:07:43,808 --> 01:07:45,243 [Andy] Will you leave? 1419 01:07:47,511 --> 01:07:50,279 - [Jamar] Hutch! - [Andy] What are you doing? 1420 01:07:50,281 --> 01:07:52,350 - [Jamar] Dude, where are you going? - [Kyle] Don't go! 1421 01:07:53,652 --> 01:07:55,085 [shouting] 1422 01:07:55,087 --> 01:07:57,152 Stop him, friend. Bro, come on! 1423 01:07:57,154 --> 01:07:58,223 [Kyle] Come on! 1424 01:07:59,524 --> 01:08:01,290 [Jamar] Rabbit cage! Man, what are you doing? 1425 01:08:01,292 --> 01:08:03,460 - Hutch! Rabbit cage! - Where did you go, Hutch? 1426 01:08:03,462 --> 01:08:04,694 Come on! Come on! 1427 01:08:04,696 --> 01:08:06,065 - Hutch! - Hutch! 1428 01:08:10,301 --> 01:08:14,205 [no dialog can be heard] 1429 01:08:57,314 --> 01:09:00,385 - [knock] - Hey, Ma! Ma, this is me! Open! 1430 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:02,755 Ma! 1431 01:09:05,523 --> 01:09:07,624 Yo, who are you? 1432 01:09:07,626 --> 01:09:09,292 Uh, Fred. 1433 01:09:09,294 --> 01:09:12,494 Yo, Ma, who is Fred? 1434 01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:15,832 - Fred is my bad friend now. [laughs] - Oh my God. 1435 01:09:15,834 --> 01:09:19,168 But he grew up a bit on me, so I thought to increase it to my A-piece. 1436 01:09:19,170 --> 01:09:21,271 Mmm, I will be someone's A-piece? 1437 01:09:21,273 --> 01:09:23,806 I will vomit on the toilet, then sleep in my own room. 1438 01:09:23,808 --> 01:09:25,544 No, no, no, no, no. Hold. Wait, wait, wait. 1439 01:09:30,849 --> 01:09:33,716 - What is this brother wearing? - None of your business. 1440 01:09:33,718 --> 01:09:36,819 - Uh... - Son, your room no longer exists. 1441 01:09:36,821 --> 01:09:39,722 Now my room is red, like Fifty Shades of Gray? 1442 01:09:39,724 --> 01:09:42,592 And I don't think you will get good sleep a night on my pleasure swing. 1443 01:09:42,594 --> 01:09:45,628 Okay, I will vomit here cement, and I will only sleep in the reading room. 1444 01:09:45,630 --> 01:09:47,463 No, you can't do it too. 1445 01:09:47,465 --> 01:09:50,333 My child, I can't continue allows you. 1446 01:09:50,335 --> 01:09:53,235 The fact that your life is annoying is natural or nurturing, 1447 01:09:53,237 --> 01:09:55,771 but whatever that is, this is my fault. 1448 01:09:55,773 --> 01:09:57,472 Ma. 1449 01:09:57,474 --> 01:09:59,475 Come on. I am your son. 1450 01:09:59,477 --> 01:10:03,181 If I don't push your ass the cliff, you will never fly. 1451 01:10:04,248 --> 01:10:05,949 Bye 1452 01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:08,250 Um... [clears throat] Nice to meet you. 1453 01:10:08,252 --> 01:10:10,520 Nigga, you didn't meet me, friend! 1454 01:10:10,522 --> 01:10:11,788 Stop jumping your little man. 1455 01:10:11,790 --> 01:10:14,257 what the fuck I should do Ma, huh? 1456 01:10:14,259 --> 01:10:17,526 Blowing some foreigners on bus station for money met? 1457 01:10:17,528 --> 01:10:19,728 At least you will generate income! 1458 01:10:19,730 --> 01:10:22,501 Oh, that's disgusting, Ma. That is a joke, man. Fuck. 1459 01:10:25,937 --> 01:10:27,406 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 1460 01:10:28,773 --> 01:10:31,274 Okay, Hutch. We have some rules here. 1461 01:10:31,276 --> 01:10:33,409 Don't touch my liquor. There is absolutely no pot. 1462 01:10:33,411 --> 01:10:35,511 I don't cook for you, I'm not clean for you, 1463 01:10:35,513 --> 01:10:37,446 and you know the sentence "Make yourself at home"? 1464 01:10:37,448 --> 01:10:38,580 Don't. 1465 01:10:38,582 --> 01:10:40,415 Ooh, burn. [laughs] 1466 01:10:40,417 --> 01:10:41,918 - Good? Love you. - You understand, baby. Love you. 1467 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:43,285 - Love you. - Love you. 1468 01:10:43,287 --> 01:10:45,254 - I love you too, Maggie. - Aw. Damn. 1469 01:10:45,256 --> 01:10:46,521 - Good. - [laughs] 1470 01:10:46,523 --> 01:10:49,459 Yo, never tell him this, friend, 1471 01:10:49,461 --> 01:10:51,660 but I like it, friend. 1472 01:10:51,662 --> 01:10:53,765 - He's very tough. - Sometimes it's too difficult. 1473 01:10:54,765 --> 01:10:56,566 So what's next, friend? 1474 01:10:56,568 --> 01:10:58,601 I might stop, call it night. 1475 01:10:58,603 --> 01:11:00,969 - [laughs] - Dude, he talks about life. 1476 01:11:00,971 --> 01:11:02,704 This is an important moment, Hutch. 1477 01:11:02,706 --> 01:11:05,374 I mean, you can decide to be a good human... 1478 01:11:05,376 --> 01:11:07,576 Or nigga bummer. 1479 01:11:07,578 --> 01:11:09,378 Come on, man. Dave is right. 1480 01:11:09,380 --> 01:11:11,647 You are talented, you are smart, you are funny. 1481 01:11:11,649 --> 01:11:14,717 I hate to say it, but you are interesting. 1482 01:11:14,719 --> 01:11:17,355 You have all the tools, bro. You must use them. 1483 01:11:20,358 --> 01:11:23,359 Look, I know I'm not saying this is enough, but, uh, 1484 01:11:23,361 --> 01:11:25,695 I really love you, to have my back. 1485 01:11:25,697 --> 01:11:30,333 Enough? You never say that, in your entire life, to anyone. 1486 01:11:30,335 --> 01:11:32,468 And I can't believe you didn't do it say "no homo" afterwards. 1487 01:11:32,470 --> 01:11:33,969 - Right. - Babe. 1488 01:11:33,971 --> 01:11:35,905 Ah, you better go take that, bruh. 1489 01:11:35,907 --> 01:11:37,774 [chuckles] "Baby." 1490 01:11:37,776 --> 01:11:39,545 - I will handle this. Whoa. - Oh come on, man. 1491 01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:43,646 Yo, Winnie, uh... 1492 01:11:43,648 --> 01:11:47,683 [clears throat] You ever thought I was there a dick to you because you are a lesbian? 1493 01:11:47,685 --> 01:11:50,887 What? No, I think you become a dick to me because you are a dick. 1494 01:11:50,889 --> 01:11:52,821 - Hmm. Correct. - And because I'm a woman 1495 01:11:52,823 --> 01:11:55,424 which makes more money than you, I have a job that is better than you, 1496 01:11:55,426 --> 01:11:58,393 I get more chicks from you, and I don't live with my mother. 1497 01:11:58,395 --> 01:12:01,864 I got it! Cursing! How long is the list? 1498 01:12:01,866 --> 01:12:03,598 I mean, long. Damn, you ask. 1499 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,000 You are right. Touché. 1500 01:12:05,002 --> 01:12:06,572 Cursing. 1501 01:12:07,639 --> 01:12:08,971 Uh... [sighs] 1502 01:12:08,973 --> 01:12:10,876 Yo, I will try to be less than dick, okay? 1503 01:12:12,544 --> 01:12:14,076 Think about it good start, bruh. 1504 01:12:14,078 --> 01:12:15,911 I really tried this time. 1505 01:12:15,913 --> 01:12:17,780 Meanwhile, take a break, friend. 1506 01:12:17,782 --> 01:12:20,350 Try to keep this place clean, okay? I'm here for you, friend. 1507 01:12:20,352 --> 01:12:21,452 & apos; Appreciate yes. 1508 01:12:23,554 --> 01:12:25,655 Hi. I'm Charlie Soto. 1509 01:12:25,657 --> 01:12:28,825 - I was told I could find Hutch here. - Why are you so happy, bro? 1510 01:12:28,827 --> 01:12:31,360 - Mm-mmm. - He is there. 1511 01:12:31,362 --> 01:12:33,730 Charlie. Man, I'm very... [grunt] 1512 01:12:33,732 --> 01:12:36,466 You told Big Mike that you spiked my drink? 1513 01:12:36,468 --> 01:12:38,700 - Yes - It takes the backbone. 1514 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,736 And hearts and balls. 1515 01:12:40,738 --> 01:12:42,838 And Candace told me what really happened... 1516 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,441 that you basically fainted and you couldn't even wake up to have sex. 1517 01:12:45,443 --> 01:12:47,576 He said... Oh, I can get it. 1518 01:12:47,578 --> 01:12:50,445 - Damn, I'm awake now. - That means you don't have sex with him. 1519 01:12:50,447 --> 01:12:52,582 - You must be happy that you did not betray me. - No, I understand. 1520 01:12:52,584 --> 01:12:55,517 I don't betray you, but I schlong, it works. Overtime. 1521 01:12:55,519 --> 01:12:57,619 That damn employee is months, only on the frame. 1522 01:12:57,621 --> 01:13:00,423 The point is, make love with Candace. 1523 01:13:00,425 --> 01:13:02,758 He will have sex with my best friend. 1524 01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:05,397 And you help me learn that I deserve to get better than that. 1525 01:13:06,764 --> 01:13:08,063 Yes, right, friend. 1526 01:13:08,065 --> 01:13:10,098 But you also help me learn that 1527 01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:13,136 we have to do it Lone Pine's plan. 1528 01:13:13,138 --> 01:13:15,704 We must end these children's summer hard. 1529 01:13:15,706 --> 01:13:17,573 Mmm... 1530 01:13:17,575 --> 01:13:19,642 - What? - None & apos; 1531 01:13:19,644 --> 01:13:21,744 These kids still haven't dropped with this exciting thing. 1532 01:13:21,746 --> 01:13:23,879 I want you to go back and convince them. 1533 01:13:23,881 --> 01:13:27,682 If they don't do this, they will do it regret it for the rest of their lives. 1534 01:13:27,684 --> 01:13:29,020 What are you saying? 1535 01:13:31,989 --> 01:13:34,824 - Hell yeah, man. Come on. Lets do it. Yes. - Yes! 1536 01:13:34,826 --> 01:13:37,096 It will feel very good not to do it lie down and take it for once. 1537 01:13:38,897 --> 01:13:41,030 - Okay, continue and say. - There is no gay, friend. Cursing! 1538 01:13:41,032 --> 01:13:42,832 - I'm sorry. - You killed me with that nonsense. 1539 01:13:42,834 --> 01:13:44,866 - That's very bad. Forgive me. - I have to take my bag. 1540 01:13:44,868 --> 01:13:46,802 - Okay, take them, take them. - All my garbage bags. 1541 01:13:46,804 --> 01:13:48,506 Okay, my mother has the car is on, so hurry up. 1542 01:13:49,940 --> 01:13:52,877 [chatting] 1543 01:13:55,813 --> 01:13:58,580 - What's wrong, Big Mike? - Little Timmy. That is my man. 1544 01:13:58,582 --> 01:14:00,883 [laughs] 1545 01:14:00,885 --> 01:14:02,554 - Good. Big. - Yes 1546 01:14:17,568 --> 01:14:19,502 Why do you dress like Unabomber again? 1547 01:14:19,504 --> 01:14:21,536 Because I'm trying not to be spotted by Big Mike, man. 1548 01:14:21,538 --> 01:14:23,541 I am a Negro-incog. Cold. 1549 01:14:26,911 --> 01:14:28,110 [exhale, chuckle nervously] 1550 01:14:28,112 --> 01:14:29,978 - Yo, wait. - Hmm. 1551 01:14:29,980 --> 01:14:31,948 [chuckles] 1552 01:14:31,950 --> 01:14:33,516 Rabbit cage, what do you do? 1553 01:14:33,518 --> 01:14:35,618 This little ass boils is strangling you. 1554 01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:38,186 Hey, leave him alone, or I will kick your arrogant little ass, 1555 01:14:38,188 --> 01:14:40,655 and I don't work for the camp anymore, So it's the street rule in this bitch. 1556 01:14:40,657 --> 01:14:41,958 Hutch, are you crazy? 1557 01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:44,227 - He dated Rebecca as a mistake. - No, not me. 1558 01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:47,496 I just say that so they will leave me alone. I like Rebecca. 1559 01:14:47,498 --> 01:14:50,132 Everyone makes fun of me , but I'm done. 1560 01:14:50,134 --> 01:14:53,134 I can choose my own girlfriend. Fuck what other people think. 1561 01:14:53,136 --> 01:14:55,570 - Girlfriend? - Um, yes. 1562 01:14:55,572 --> 01:14:56,905 What are you saying, Becks? 1563 01:14:56,907 --> 01:14:59,976 Abby Abby, come on. Please talk to me. 1564 01:14:59,978 --> 01:15:04,012 Sure. Because Candace and things are not enough Jill Hendricks. 1565 01:15:04,014 --> 01:15:06,649 If you can fuck me more than a third time, it will be amazing. 1566 01:15:06,651 --> 01:15:08,950 - Abby, come on. Wait a minute. - Hey 1567 01:15:08,952 --> 01:15:10,520 What is this? 1568 01:15:10,522 --> 01:15:12,088 - [sighs] - What are you doing at the dance party? 1569 01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:14,757 I have to see my son dance, okay? Be cool. 1570 01:15:14,759 --> 01:15:17,660 Oh, I will be very cool when I tell the police that you entered without permission. 1571 01:15:17,662 --> 01:15:19,594 Uncle Mike, we are family, friends. 1572 01:15:19,596 --> 01:15:20,933 [telephone destroy] 1573 01:15:25,737 --> 01:15:28,704 You can take money for a new phone out of my salary. 1574 01:15:28,706 --> 01:15:31,007 - [laughs] - He said "salary." 1575 01:15:31,009 --> 01:15:33,276 - [Hutch] Come on. - Damn, that's some gangsters. 1576 01:15:33,278 --> 01:15:35,011 Respect, go home. 1577 01:15:35,013 --> 01:15:37,679 So I like, "Why do I give money to some homeless people?" He will only spend it on alcohol. 1578 01:15:37,681 --> 01:15:39,682 - [laughs] - Yes 1579 01:15:39,684 --> 01:15:43,151 Man, this must be the cleanest vagina in the world. 1580 01:15:43,153 --> 01:15:46,588 - I see the entire douche package used. - [laughs] 1581 01:15:46,590 --> 01:15:49,959 I don't think you will make it , because you were fired and all. 1582 01:15:49,961 --> 01:15:52,194 - [boy] Ooh. - Only things that are routinely fired 1583 01:15:52,196 --> 01:15:54,797 is your mama's chin and is polluting, kid! 1584 01:15:54,799 --> 01:15:56,731 Ooh! 1585 01:15:56,733 --> 01:15:58,868 Want to throw again, Daley? 1586 01:15:58,870 --> 01:16:01,137 anytime, bitch. 1587 01:16:01,139 --> 01:16:03,806 But now my children get some business to pay attention to. 1588 01:16:03,808 --> 01:16:06,976 1589 01:16:06,978 --> 01:16:08,777 Well, hopefully the dopest brooch wins. 1590 01:16:08,779 --> 01:16:10,081 Oh, they will do it. 1591 01:16:11,815 --> 01:16:13,682 [Marshall] We will. 1592 01:16:13,684 --> 01:16:16,953 [speaker: drama hip-hop] 1593 01:16:16,955 --> 01:16:19,688 [man] ♪ At the end night you will go home, girl ♪ 1594 01:16:19,690 --> 01:16:22,191 ♪ Talk all that ♪ 1595 01:16:22,193 --> 01:16:24,960 ♪ As I glide in it Talking kids, yeah ♪ 1596 01:16:24,962 --> 01:16:26,995 ♪ Worry about some rules That doesn't matter ♪ 1597 01:16:26,997 --> 01:16:29,298 ♪ Don't make me flattered, honey You know I know that ♪ 1598 01:16:29,300 --> 01:16:30,766 - Hey! - [laughs] 1599 01:16:30,768 --> 01:16:31,737 [laughs] 1600 01:16:42,212 --> 01:16:43,314 [no dialog can be heard] 1601 01:16:47,218 --> 01:16:48,620 [panting, giggling] 1602 01:16:50,220 --> 01:16:53,058 - [breath] - [Douglas] Loser! [laughs] 1603 01:16:54,257 --> 01:16:55,691 [boy] Dope, Eddie! 1604 01:16:55,693 --> 01:16:57,896 [Laughter continues] 1605 01:17:02,166 --> 01:17:03,665 - Alright, now. - [man] ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1606 01:17:03,667 --> 01:17:05,036 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1607 01:17:10,308 --> 01:17:12,310 ♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1608 01:17:17,415 --> 01:17:18,748 - ♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - [laughs] 1609 01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:21,019 ♪ D-D-Does your mama know You dance like that? ♪ 1610 01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:24,152 - [laughs] - Yes! 1611 01:17:24,154 --> 01:17:25,855 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1612 01:17:25,857 --> 01:17:28,794 - ♪ Hey now ♪ - ♪ Does your mother know you dance like that? ♪ 1613 01:17:33,363 --> 01:17:34,597 - ♪ What's wrong? ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 1614 01:17:34,599 --> 01:17:36,966 ♪ Put your hands in the air Now jump, jump ♪ 1615 01:17:36,968 --> 01:17:39,134 ♪ Come here Have fun, fun ♪ 1616 01:17:39,136 --> 01:17:41,803 ♪ Now do your dance Don't be shy ♪ 1617 01:17:41,805 --> 01:17:44,005 ♪ Go to work like 9 to 5 ♪ 1618 01:17:44,007 --> 01:17:46,008 ♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1619 01:17:46,010 --> 01:17:48,977 ♪ Come here Have fun, fun ♪ 1620 01:17:48,979 --> 01:17:51,079 ♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1621 01:17:51,081 --> 01:17:53,182 ♪ Does your mother know that you are dancing like that? ♪ 1622 01:17:53,184 --> 01:17:55,418 ♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1623 01:17:55,420 --> 01:17:58,788 [Mocking] Hey, guys, are you worried about getting a prostitute with that thing? 1624 01:17:58,790 --> 01:18:01,457 You get motherfucking third leg, bro. 1625 01:18:01,459 --> 01:18:03,394 ♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1626 01:18:06,029 --> 01:18:08,364 ♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1627 01:18:08,366 --> 01:18:09,999 ♪ Does your mother know that you are dancing like that? ♪ 1628 01:18:10,001 --> 01:18:11,336 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1629 01:18:18,041 --> 01:18:20,008 ♪ T-T-Turn on the bass ♪ 1630 01:18:20,010 --> 01:18:22,813 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - [Candace] Whoo! 1631 01:18:26,184 --> 01:18:28,086 ♪ Does your mother know that you are dancing like that? ♪ 1632 01:18:31,389 --> 01:18:33,088 Oh yeah. 1633 01:18:33,090 --> 01:18:34,959 [woman] I love you, Kyle! 1634 01:18:36,094 --> 01:18:37,729 [female 2] Yes! [laughs] 1635 01:18:39,730 --> 01:18:41,463 - What's wrong? I am Andy. - What is wrong? 1636 01:18:41,465 --> 01:18:44,900 You destroy the heart of my son, I will step on your skull. 1637 01:18:44,902 --> 01:18:46,768 [Kyle] Continue. 1638 01:18:46,770 --> 01:18:48,239 [song continues] 1639 01:18:52,309 --> 01:18:53,245 [giggling] 1640 01:18:56,947 --> 01:18:59,013 - Oh! - Come on! 1641 01:18:59,015 --> 01:19:01,049 Wake up! Come on! Come on! Yes! 1642 01:19:01,051 --> 01:19:03,218 Wake up, everyone! Yes! 1643 01:19:03,220 --> 01:19:04,486 Come on! 1644 01:19:04,488 --> 01:19:06,054 Whoo! 1645 01:19:06,056 --> 01:19:07,091 Jump! Jump! 1646 01:19:10,127 --> 01:19:12,360 Jump! Jump! Jump! Come on! 1647 01:19:12,362 --> 01:19:13,464 Come on! 1648 01:19:14,532 --> 01:19:16,365 [song ends] 1649 01:19:16,367 --> 01:19:18,136 [cheering] 1650 01:19:21,471 --> 01:19:22,873 Yes! 1651 01:19:26,077 --> 01:19:27,145 Mm-hmm. 1652 01:19:33,818 --> 01:19:36,154 [girl] Yes! Whoo-hoo! 1653 01:19:37,287 --> 01:19:39,088 Yes, boy. [laughs] 1654 01:19:39,090 --> 01:19:41,193 That's how you do it, man. That's how you do it! 1655 01:19:42,359 --> 01:19:45,093 - [laughs] - Dude, that's amazing! 1656 01:19:45,095 --> 01:19:46,896 Very good, bruh. You fool. 1657 01:19:46,898 --> 01:19:49,030 Proud of you, man. 1658 01:19:49,032 --> 01:19:51,169 - [Hutch] They don't see it coming. - [Marshall] No. 1659 01:19:53,938 --> 01:19:55,870 [Big Mike on PA] Attention, camping. 1660 01:19:55,872 --> 01:19:59,074 [clears throat] Although this is maybe the last summer of Camp Vision, 1661 01:19:59,076 --> 01:20:00,245 this is very good. 1662 01:20:01,845 --> 01:20:03,279 [break sound] I don't cry. 1663 01:20:03,281 --> 01:20:04,379 [click] 1664 01:20:04,381 --> 01:20:06,451 Yo, Hutch, Abby. 1665 01:20:09,153 --> 01:20:12,190 So, uh, when you leave, you the kids have their final scales. 1666 01:20:13,825 --> 01:20:17,026 And they... lose more fat than other cabins. 1667 01:20:17,028 --> 01:20:18,828 Yes. [chuckles] 1668 01:20:18,830 --> 01:20:21,963 I don't know what to say. I think dance practice paid off, man. 1669 01:20:21,965 --> 01:20:25,467 - Thank you, Uncle Mike. - Unfortunately, because you were technically fired at that time, 1670 01:20:25,469 --> 01:20:27,268 I can't give you money. 1671 01:20:27,270 --> 01:20:28,870 Rules, bro. 1672 01:20:28,872 --> 01:20:31,076 So, Abby, $ 5,000 yours. 1673 01:20:33,044 --> 01:20:34,877 Hey, come on. I think you will be happier. 1674 01:20:34,879 --> 01:20:37,213 I'm not right first runner-up. 1675 01:20:37,215 --> 01:20:40,548 What if there is a way I can do it you are happy. You too, Uncle Mike. 1676 01:20:40,550 --> 01:20:43,451 Just need a little ... face. 1677 01:20:43,453 --> 01:20:45,521 What do you advance? 1678 01:20:45,523 --> 01:20:48,827 - Oh yeah. - I don't like that face. 1679 01:20:52,196 --> 01:20:55,129 [Hutch] And with your investment, we will create a new program. 1680 01:20:55,131 --> 01:20:59,133 Abby and I both have psychology degrees, and Big Mike has been in the business for more than 20 years. 1681 01:20:59,135 --> 01:21:01,270 Adds psychological components of counseling 1682 01:21:01,272 --> 01:21:03,304 to focus Camp Vision diet and exercise 1683 01:21:03,306 --> 01:21:05,540 will help us reach their roots from overeating. 1684 01:21:05,542 --> 01:21:07,042 I will help men camp and... 1685 01:21:07,044 --> 01:21:09,378 My role will be to adjust the program 1686 01:21:09,380 --> 01:21:11,379 for young women who tend to to have more intense 1687 01:21:11,381 --> 01:21:13,515 but the body is very typical problems during adolescence. 1688 01:21:13,517 --> 01:21:15,484 [Hutch] And the program will last for a year, 1689 01:21:15,486 --> 01:21:17,518 but we will visit them in their home 1690 01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:19,387 to make sure maintain their practice 1691 01:21:19,389 --> 01:21:22,423 and train our staff to connect with their hearts and minds 1692 01:21:22,425 --> 01:21:25,093 and not just their stomach and breast bitch. 1693 01:21:25,095 --> 01:21:27,362 - Breast bitch? - Does he say "breast bitch"? 1694 01:21:27,364 --> 01:21:30,298 Listen, this is not just about forming these children. 1695 01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:32,101 It's about connecting with their lives. 1696 01:21:32,103 --> 01:21:33,605 I really love these children. 1697 01:21:35,273 --> 01:21:38,039 - Thank you. - [man] Thank you. Thank you. 1698 01:21:38,041 --> 01:21:40,276 - Sorry about bitch breasts. - No. Okay. 1699 01:21:40,278 --> 01:21:42,610 [Hutch chuckles] I see. 1700 01:21:42,612 --> 01:21:44,612 Okay, okay, thank you for the call. 1701 01:21:44,614 --> 01:21:46,949 What do they say? 1702 01:21:46,951 --> 01:21:48,950 Eh, they said they liked the proposal, 1703 01:21:48,952 --> 01:21:52,553 but if we want the job, we will do it must give a lot of careless punch work. 1704 01:21:52,555 --> 01:21:54,490 I'm serious, asshole. 1705 01:21:54,492 --> 01:21:56,528 - They say, "Welcome." - Ah! [laughs] 1706 01:21:59,596 --> 01:22:02,030 I'm very proud of you. 1707 01:22:02,032 --> 01:22:04,232 Cursing. I have never had anyone say that to me before. 1708 01:22:04,234 --> 01:22:06,035 - We have to celebrate. - We do. 1709 01:22:06,037 --> 01:22:08,070 You are right. I understand dope dinner place, right? 1710 01:22:08,072 --> 01:22:09,641 Actually I have a different idea. 1711 01:22:11,142 --> 01:22:13,010 Oh, this can also have dinner. 1712 01:22:14,178 --> 01:22:16,110 [drama funk] 1713 01:22:16,112 --> 01:22:17,478 [Big Mike] Fat Camp ends, all of you. 1714 01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:20,649 I don't need to lose weight. I am a male. 1715 01:22:20,651 --> 01:22:22,484 [Big Mike] Yes. 1716 01:22:22,486 --> 01:22:24,055 Big Mike will come. 1717 01:22:26,157 --> 01:22:28,723 Hilton Jeffers amar report for camp, sir! 1718 01:22:28,725 --> 01:22:31,196 [Big Mike] That's right, fat. Yes. 1719 01:22:32,395 --> 01:22:33,497 [Big Mike grunts] 1720 01:22:34,564 --> 01:22:35,933 There is no homo. 1721 01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:39,638 Right. I don't do it anymore. 1722 01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:46,040 [Big Mike] Is that good for you... like that for me? 1723 01:22:46,042 --> 01:22:49,744 Right, fat. We will get your skin. 1724 01:22:49,746 --> 01:22:53,082 [grunt] Super fat now. 1725 01:22:53,084 --> 01:22:55,353 Uh huh. [grunt] 1726 01:22:58,255 --> 01:23:00,392 I will get you. I will make you difficult. 1727 01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:06,431 Uh! Camp Fat, all of you. 1728 01:23:08,431 --> 01:23:09,533 Get your boogie. 1729 01:23:10,501 --> 01:23:11,636 Come on now. 1730 01:23:13,136 --> 01:23:14,272 We will go all year. 1731 01:23:15,339 --> 01:23:16,440 Ha! 1732 01:23:18,376 --> 01:23:20,008 We will go all year long! 1733 01:23:20,010 --> 01:23:21,576 Has this ever happened to you? 1734 01:23:21,578 --> 01:23:22,543 [stutter] 1735 01:23:22,545 --> 01:23:23,779 Ha! 1736 01:23:23,781 --> 01:23:25,246 [shutter click] 1737 01:23:25,248 --> 01:23:26,615 Hmm! 1738 01:23:26,617 --> 01:23:29,618 - [laughs] Take three. Marker. - Ha! 1739 01:23:29,620 --> 01:23:32,553 Oh! Still nailing it! Whoo! Can't stop! 1740 01:23:32,555 --> 01:23:34,423 - Mmm! - I go out! 1741 01:23:34,425 --> 01:23:37,092 Yes, I succeeded! Whoo! 1742 01:23:37,094 --> 01:23:39,128 Whoo... Oh, wait. 1743 01:23:39,130 --> 01:23:42,330 Move your hands down and get the ass, there. 1744 01:23:42,332 --> 01:23:43,499 Uh 1745 01:23:43,501 --> 01:23:45,366 I have my own ass to achieve. 1746 01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:47,802 All our people have that secret we don't want to tell anyone 1747 01:23:47,804 --> 01:23:49,306 because we want to feel safe. 1748 01:23:50,541 --> 01:23:52,673 Oh wait, no. That is not my sentence. 1749 01:23:52,675 --> 01:23:54,176 What do you mean, "No"? 1750 01:23:54,178 --> 01:23:56,014 - [laughs] - That's right, fat. 1751 01:23:57,648 --> 01:23:59,548 - Hey, I'm trying to save you. - I know. 1752 01:23:59,550 --> 01:24:02,183 [chat] 1753 01:24:02,185 --> 01:24:04,186 [laughs] 1754 01:24:04,188 --> 01:24:06,621 Before I meet you, I... 1755 01:24:06,623 --> 01:24:09,792 I have never seen someone The size of Candace, at all. 1756 01:24:09,794 --> 01:24:11,660 Oh! 1757 01:24:11,662 --> 01:24:13,161 Big Mike, all of you. 1758 01:24:13,163 --> 01:24:15,530 And I will keep coming until my stomach is torn, 1759 01:24:15,532 --> 01:24:18,767 description and muscles of overweight calves. 1760 01:24:18,769 --> 01:24:20,602 - [director] Take it back from... - [laughs] 1761 01:24:20,604 --> 01:24:22,503 "Calf muscles that are too heavy." 1762 01:24:22,505 --> 01:24:25,207 Thank you, I want to look like a pencil today. 1763 01:24:25,209 --> 01:24:27,176 You think bad prison rape. 1764 01:24:27,178 --> 01:24:30,512 Try to do your little doo-doo Puss tape-fucked by a man... 1765 01:24:30,514 --> 01:24:32,080 [laughs] 1766 01:24:32,082 --> 01:24:33,548 [Big Mike] Ow! 1767 01:24:33,550 --> 01:24:35,249 - Do it again. Ah! - Good. 1768 01:24:35,251 --> 01:24:37,285 [Hutch] What is this? [laughs] 1769 01:24:37,287 --> 01:24:39,088 - [Big Mike] Do your exercise. - OK. 1770 01:24:39,090 --> 01:24:40,088 - Ah! - Do your jumping jack. 1771 01:24:40,090 --> 01:24:41,423 - Understand? - [laughs] 1772 01:24:41,425 --> 01:24:42,494 Do your push-ups. 1773 01:24:43,727 --> 01:24:45,229 Bastard basis. 1774 01:24:46,397 --> 01:24:47,465 So... Damn. 1775 01:24:48,465 --> 01:24:49,433 Hey. 1776 01:24:50,401 --> 01:24:51,633 Mmm! 1777 01:24:51,635 --> 01:24:53,401 [man] We are ready. 1778 01:24:53,403 --> 01:24:54,735 Have everything will act. 1779 01:24:54,737 --> 01:24:56,204 Now here we go. 1780 01:24:56,206 --> 01:24:57,806 - [laughs] What... - All right. 1781 01:24:57,808 --> 01:24:59,874 I don't play with you, Chris. 1782 01:24:59,876 --> 01:25:02,878 I hear it. I heard, Mom, and my name is Hutch. 1783 01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:04,812 I mean Hutch. Why do I want fuckin & apos, call you Chris? 1784 01:25:04,814 --> 01:25:06,414 [crew laughs] 1785 01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:08,616 Because you love me already, women! 1786 01:25:08,618 --> 01:25:10,319 Ow! 1787 01:25:10,321 --> 01:25:12,620 [Hutch] I like the male version of from you with lighter skin. 1788 01:25:12,622 --> 01:25:15,124 No, you are not a man... I am my male version. 1789 01:25:15,126 --> 01:25:18,392 - [crew laughs] - Super fat. 1790 01:25:18,394 --> 01:25:19,695 Super. 1791 01:25:19,697 --> 01:25:21,132 Super fat now. 1792 01:25:24,201 --> 01:25:25,136 Uh 1793 01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:31,874 That bastard clean me. [laughs] 1794 01:25:31,876 --> 01:25:34,646 A-me... I left... I was almost like that. 1795 01:25:37,814 --> 01:25:38,813 - Mmm! - Phew. 1796 01:25:38,815 --> 01:25:40,785 [laughs] 1797 01:25:41,785 --> 01:25:43,388 - [laughs] - Ow! 1798 01:25:44,889 --> 01:25:46,588 Mmm! 1799 01:25:46,590 --> 01:25:48,390 Get your boogie. 1800 01:25:48,392 --> 01:25:49,693 Get your groove. 1801 01:25:50,693 --> 01:25:52,229 Someday now. 1802 01:25:53,531 --> 01:25:54,832 Twice now. 1803 01:25:55,933 --> 01:25:58,299 Three times now. 1804 01:25:58,301 --> 01:25:59,571 Don't hurt yourself now. 1805 01:26:01,171 --> 01:26:02,573 & apos; Bout to get skinny. 1806 01:26:03,674 --> 01:26:05,877 Yes, what's the noise? 1807 01:26:07,211 --> 01:26:08,643 We move. 1808 01:26:08,645 --> 01:26:10,579 Uh Yes. 1809 01:26:10,581 --> 01:26:12,246 [giggles] 1810 01:26:12,248 --> 01:26:14,419 - [laughs] - [woman] Oh my God, that's amazing! 1811 01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:20,357 - [fart sound] - [laughs] 1812 01:26:20,359 --> 01:26:25,359 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com