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Dead. 19 00:03:21,407 --> 00:03:22,408 Beautiful. 20 00:03:23,535 --> 00:03:24,655 The fragrance is delicious, right? 21 00:03:24,703 --> 00:03:26,583 Not the perfume of the car. That girl. 22 00:03:27,289 --> 00:03:30,129 Yes. Gita. He is beautiful. 23 00:03:30,626 --> 00:03:34,246 She should be able to become a pleasant wife. 24 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:38,590 But, my cousin Bandhu is more than I used to steal Gita's heart. 25 00:03:38,634 --> 00:03:42,605 His actions are not as handsome as his face. 26 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:47,605 Dopinder, I think this might be the reason I was in your taxi today. 27 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,396 Yes, sir, you called my taxi, remember? 28 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:54,267 No, my skinny friend who has brown skin. Love is something beautiful. 29 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,108 When you find it, the whole world feels fragrant, carries out the perfume of your car. 30 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:00,112 So you have to hold your love... 31 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:01,909 tightly! 32 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,911 And never let you loose. Don't make mistakes like me. 33 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,204 - Understand? - Yes. 34 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,756 Or your entire world will be felt like Mama June finished yoga. 35 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,632 Sir, does it feel like Mama June? 36 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:15,631 Like two vagabonds who make love with full shoes pee. - Okay, enough. 37 00:04:15,674 --> 00:04:18,594 I can continue to explain it, Dopinder. But the point is, it's bad! 38 00:04:18,635 --> 00:04:20,345 That's bad. 39 00:04:20,929 --> 00:04:23,599 Why are you wearing this red costume, Mr. Pool? 40 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,600 Because it's Christmas, Dopinder. 41 00:04:25,642 --> 00:04:28,142 And I chased someone on my list. 42 00:04:28,186 --> 00:04:29,776 I've waited for one year, three weeks... 43 00:04:29,813 --> 00:04:31,774 six days and... 44 00:04:31,816 --> 00:04:34,156 14 minutes to make it fix what he has done to me. 45 00:04:35,778 --> 00:04:38,118 What has he done to you, Mr. Pool? 46 00:04:38,155 --> 00:04:39,495 This... 47 00:04:41,033 --> 00:04:42,033 Boo! 48 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:03,729 You won't be disappointed. 49 00:05:04,392 --> 00:05:06,182 It's better. 50 00:05:06,227 --> 00:05:08,647 And what about next month's ? 51 00:05:08,688 --> 00:05:10,438 There is no delivery. 52 00:05:10,481 --> 00:05:12,121 Not only you who want to win the war. 53 00:05:13,234 --> 00:05:14,654 That's not true. 54 00:05:17,572 --> 00:05:21,493 Look, our supply is being having a little problem... 55 00:05:25,331 --> 00:05:27,541 We appreciate if you can be patient. 56 00:05:30,044 --> 00:05:31,044 OK. 57 00:05:31,545 --> 00:05:34,045 We fulfill everything the following month. 58 00:05:37,551 --> 00:05:38,872 Nice to do business with you. 59 00:05:42,557 --> 00:05:44,267 Fuck mutants! 60 00:05:54,277 --> 00:05:55,858 Ah, damn it! 61 00:05:55,905 --> 00:05:57,275 I forgot to bring my ammunition bag. 62 00:05:57,615 --> 00:05:59,865 - So we come back? - No, there's no time. 63 00:06:00,284 --> 00:06:01,864 Damn. I only have this. 64 00:06:01,911 --> 00:06:05,251 9, 10, 11, 12 bullets, or dead. 65 00:06:05,289 --> 00:06:06,289 Stop here! 66 00:06:08,292 --> 00:06:10,882 Everything becomes $ 27.50. 67 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,631 I have never brought wallet to work time. 68 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,093 Make my costume form bad. 69 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,010 But, how about we just drop it? 70 00:06:17,386 --> 00:06:18,216 Okay. 71 00:06:18,262 --> 00:06:19,512 Merry Christmas. 72 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:23,847 And friendly greetings on Tuesday and April for you, Pool! 73 00:06:43,366 --> 00:06:47,162 Oh! Oh, hello! 74 00:06:47,165 --> 00:06:48,505 I know, okay? 75 00:06:48,544 --> 00:06:52,254 Who did I take to play in my fim? 76 00:06:52,298 --> 00:06:55,878 I can't tell you, but is rather like "Polverine." 77 00:06:56,135 --> 00:07:01,685 And you know, he has a pair of testes that are shaved smooth. 78 00:07:01,724 --> 00:07:05,935 Surely I have to go to a place to make my face go. 79 00:07:05,979 --> 00:07:08,649 Bad guys to be killed. 80 00:07:14,070 --> 00:07:15,320 Full power. 81 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:26,333 Blow the penis. 82 00:07:33,966 --> 00:07:36,056 Corinthian leather is luxurious. 83 00:07:38,013 --> 00:07:39,843 I am looking for Francis! 84 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:41,680 Do you see this person? 85 00:07:52,027 --> 00:07:53,027 Yanky, yanky! 86 00:08:25,646 --> 00:08:27,936 I never said this, but don't swallow it. 87 00:08:49,297 --> 00:08:50,797 Damn. 88 00:08:51,424 --> 00:08:53,434 I forgot to turn off the stove huh? 89 00:09:10,944 --> 00:09:12,284 Now, the latest news. 90 00:09:12,654 --> 00:09:16,204 A successive collision turns into shootings on the highway this morning. 91 00:09:16,617 --> 00:09:18,487 Roadblocks prevent police from going to the scene. 92 00:09:18,952 --> 00:09:21,453 Citizens are advised to stay at home. 93 00:09:21,497 --> 00:09:24,577 Attackers seem to carry weapons, dangerous, and wear... 94 00:09:24,626 --> 00:09:26,046 - Red costume. - Red costume. 95 00:09:26,711 --> 00:09:27,961 Deadpool. 96 00:09:28,004 --> 00:09:30,714 Negasonic! Come on, we have a mission. 97 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:34,093 Colossus, wait. 98 00:09:34,135 --> 00:09:37,516 I've given Deadpool the chance to join us... 99 00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:39,766 but he prefers like a child. 100 00:09:39,808 --> 00:09:42,308 Small children with heavy weapons. 101 00:09:42,353 --> 00:09:46,103 When can he grow up and see the benefits of being X-Man? 102 00:09:46,148 --> 00:09:47,978 What advantages? Uniform costume? 103 00:09:48,317 --> 00:09:50,197 A house that explodes every few years? 104 00:09:50,235 --> 00:09:51,285 Come on. 105 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,650 The exploding house to build character. 106 00:09:54,156 --> 00:09:56,037 Have you had breakfast? 107 00:09:56,076 --> 00:09:58,326 Breakfast is the most important food in a day. 108 00:09:59,245 --> 00:10:03,545 This, full of protein. Good for bones. 109 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:05,923 Deadpool will probably break your bones. 110 00:10:14,595 --> 00:10:15,725 Get away! 111 00:10:33,282 --> 00:10:34,742 Hey! 112 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,220 Wait! 113 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,677 You might ask, "Why is my costume red?" 114 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,636 That is so that the bad guys don't know I'm bleeding. 115 00:10:52,677 --> 00:10:53,887 This person knows that too. 116 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,560 He uses brown pants. 117 00:10:57,515 --> 00:10:59,685 Good! I only have 12 bullets... 118 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,396 so you have to share! 119 00:11:01,436 --> 00:11:03,227 Let's count. 120 00:11:22,584 --> 00:11:23,704 Damn. 121 00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:28,465 Bastard! 122 00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:30,888 10! Shit! 123 00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:32,551 9! Fuck! 124 00:11:32,927 --> 00:11:33,927 8. 125 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:35,137 Damn fucker! 126 00:11:38,893 --> 00:11:40,103 Deadpool is ugly. 127 00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:43,732 7. Deadpool is great. 128 00:12:06,004 --> 00:12:08,514 So count your bullets. 6. 129 00:12:35,119 --> 00:12:36,329 4. 130 00:12:38,664 --> 00:12:39,704 Get you! 131 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,708 Right above my cock! 132 00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:47,918 3, 2! 133 00:12:47,966 --> 00:12:49,846 Stupid! No wonder. 134 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:18,163 Tonight is really steady. 135 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,089 Francis! 136 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,700 Francis... 137 00:13:23,712 --> 00:13:25,962 What's up! 138 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,716 Where are you, Francis? 139 00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:37,683 You are not Francis. 140 00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:48,155 Really? Want to fight? 141 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:01,840 You might think, "My boyfriend says it's a superhero movie..." 142 00:14:01,877 --> 00:14:05,677 "but the person in the red costume menyate the other person!" 143 00:14:05,923 --> 00:14:10,253 I might be super powerful, but I'm not a hero. 144 00:14:10,595 --> 00:14:12,805 And, yes, technically this is a murder. 145 00:14:12,847 --> 00:14:15,137 But some love stories also start with murder. 146 00:14:15,183 --> 00:14:18,223 And this is exactly what happened. A love story. 147 00:14:18,269 --> 00:14:19,689 And to know the truth... 148 00:14:19,729 --> 00:14:24,529 I will take you backwards before I wear this red costume. 149 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:30,581 (TWO YEARS AGO) Look, maybe it can help if I talk slowly? I didn't order pizza. 150 00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:34,406 This is 7348 Red Ledge Drive? Are you Merchant? 151 00:14:34,453 --> 00:14:37,939 Yes, but Mr. Merchant doesn't order this cake! 152 00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:39,077 So who is calling? 153 00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:40,959 me! 154 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:44,707 Pineapple and olives? 155 00:14:45,257 --> 00:14:48,177 Sweet and salty. 156 00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:51,348 Who are you? Why are you in my room... 157 00:14:51,388 --> 00:14:52,388 Is that forfeited? 158 00:14:52,639 --> 00:14:53,929 Gosh, I hope not. 159 00:14:54,558 --> 00:14:56,428 Dude, listen, if it's a poker problem. 160 00:14:56,476 --> 00:14:58,766 I told Howie, I told him... 161 00:14:58,812 --> 00:15:02,773 Okay, take what you want. 162 00:15:02,817 --> 00:15:03,897 Thank you. 163 00:15:04,819 --> 00:15:07,459 Sir, before you do anything, can you give me a big tip? 164 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,870 Jeremy, right? 165 00:15:10,908 --> 00:15:12,328 Wade. Wade Wilson. 166 00:15:13,453 --> 00:15:16,453 There is no tip for you, Jer. 167 00:15:16,497 --> 00:15:17,957 I'm not here for him. 168 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,924 I came here for you. 169 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,462 Okay, wow, apparently the bullet is not for me. 170 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,425 I'm not finished yet. 171 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,378 You must seriously pay attention to your clothing modifications. 172 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,397 It's jeans, not hanger bouquets. 173 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,719 And I take your wallet. You're good at giving it to me. 174 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,565 Okay, please, man, may I take my card back... 175 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,851 I'll shoot your cat! 176 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,107 I really don't understand what you mean. I don't have a cat. 177 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,190 Who is cat litter who's the one I just stepped on? 178 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,491 Never mind, tell me... 179 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:52,281 What kind of situation can't be recovered with pizza? 180 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,668 Do you know Meghan Orflosky? 181 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,335 I'm wrong to say? Orflosky? 182 00:15:56,374 --> 00:15:58,664 Orlovsky? Yes? Nice. 183 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:01,177 Because he knows you. 184 00:16:01,212 --> 00:16:05,672 Jeremy, I'm a member of a group of people who receive payments to beat people. 185 00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:08,636 And this little Meghan, she doesn't have money, but she's lucky... 186 00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:09,979 I have a soft side. 187 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,515 - But I... - A stalker. 188 00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:14,605 The threat is painful, Jer. 189 00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:18,103 Although not as painful as this dagger. 190 00:16:18,146 --> 00:16:21,356 So stay away from Meghan. 191 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,320 Understand? 192 00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:23,619 Yes, sir. 193 00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:24,652 We are finished. 194 00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:27,034 Wait. Is it finished? 195 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,743 Yes. Finished. 196 00:16:29,409 --> 00:16:30,869 You should see your face. 197 00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:32,210 I don't know what to do. I'm so scared. 198 00:16:32,495 --> 00:16:33,575 Soft side, remember? 199 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,171 If you still bother him again... 200 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,918 and you will know how feels like my hard side. 201 00:16:42,922 --> 00:16:44,253 That will hurt. 202 00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:46,596 Or have I done it? 203 00:16:59,898 --> 00:17:00,898 Meghan? 204 00:17:03,945 --> 00:17:05,665 You won't hear Jeremy again. He is cured. 205 00:17:06,281 --> 00:17:08,121 Impossible. 206 00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:15,574 I should bring my roller skates. Show to these children how to use it. 207 00:17:15,874 --> 00:17:19,165 And that's why we did it. But mostly because of money. 208 00:17:19,211 --> 00:17:21,091 Hey, can you beat my stepfather? 209 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:23,800 I beat that person because he deserves to be beaten. 210 00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:25,757 Hey, wait! 211 00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:28,556 You are my hero. 212 00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:31,096 No, no, no, no. I'm not like that! 213 00:17:32,975 --> 00:17:35,266 No. Will never. 214 00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:37,146 Your bastard, Wade. 215 00:17:37,481 --> 00:17:40,981 I'm just a criminal who gets paid to beat a worse criminal. 216 00:17:42,444 --> 00:17:44,034 Welcome to Sister Margaret's. 217 00:17:44,321 --> 00:17:46,411 Here is like a field hall work for mercenaries. 218 00:17:47,074 --> 00:17:49,124 People consider us like tooth fairy... 219 00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:51,869 Because we broke teeth people to get money. 220 00:17:51,912 --> 00:17:54,963 Hope we don't see your name on the gold card. 221 00:17:54,999 --> 00:17:56,829 Buck! Liefeld... 222 00:17:57,168 --> 00:17:58,168 Hey, Wade! 223 00:17:58,503 --> 00:18:01,133 Wade Wilson, the pathetic protector. What can I do for you? 224 00:18:01,673 --> 00:18:02,923 I want oral sex. 225 00:18:03,174 --> 00:18:04,474 Oh God, me too. 226 00:18:04,509 --> 00:18:06,509 Drink, use foam. But first... 227 00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:10,220 Hey, I don't accept money to look after that child, okay? 228 00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:12,105 Make sure you return it to Miss... 229 00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:13,142 Orlovsky. 230 00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:14,145 Yes, he. 231 00:18:14,186 --> 00:18:15,446 Are you sure? 232 00:18:15,688 --> 00:18:18,148 You know, as a bouncer, you are a kind hearted person. 233 00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:20,110 I bet, you must release the child. 234 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:22,070 He is not an evil child, Weas. 235 00:18:22,111 --> 00:18:23,491 He just likes to stalk. 236 00:18:23,529 --> 00:18:24,989 I was even worse than him when I was his age. 237 00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:26,951 I travel to exotic places... 238 00:18:26,992 --> 00:18:30,992 Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meet with interesting new people. And then... 239 00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:33,334 Kill them. Yes, I have already seen your Instagram. 240 00:18:33,707 --> 00:18:36,087 So what do Unit Special Tasks do in Jacksonville? 241 00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:37,676 That's a secret. 242 00:18:37,711 --> 00:18:40,001 They have a great program every Friday. (Thank's God Its Friday) 243 00:18:40,046 --> 00:18:42,346 Alright, Kahlua, Baileys and... 244 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,673 whipped cream. 245 00:18:43,718 --> 00:18:45,808 I give you oral sex. 246 00:18:46,303 --> 00:18:47,683 Why did you tell me to make it? 247 00:18:47,722 --> 00:18:49,512 Kelly, Kelly, Kelly... 248 00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:53,017 Bring this to Buck, please, and say this from Boothe. A little warming up. 249 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:55,350 Remind me what is the benefit of doing that? 250 00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:57,446 Not for nothing. I just want to disturb them. 251 00:18:57,481 --> 00:18:58,481 Boothe! 252 00:18:58,858 --> 00:19:00,028 - Calm down, man. - Wait! Wait! 253 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,068 What do you want? 254 00:19:03,905 --> 00:19:06,195 - Cheers. For your health. - You bastard. 255 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,870 Come here, fat fucker! 256 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:10,370 That's a new seat. 257 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,700 Don't wake up again. 258 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:21,050 Wow! Really beaten! 259 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,010 OK, step aside. Move aside, move aside, move aside. 260 00:19:23,051 --> 00:19:24,101 Buck, go rest. 261 00:19:25,428 --> 00:19:26,718 Boothe is beaten to a halt. 262 00:19:30,516 --> 00:19:33,186 Yes, he is still breathing. 263 00:19:35,856 --> 00:19:37,396 Nobody wins today. 264 00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:39,071 Good business, Wade. 265 00:19:39,109 --> 00:19:42,739 I was found out. I choose Boothe in death bets. Who did you choose? 266 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:44,740 Yes, Wade, about that... 267 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,240 No. 268 00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:48,290 You don't bet for my death, right? 269 00:19:50,663 --> 00:19:54,704 You bet for my death. Wow, Fuck, You're the worst friend in the world. 270 00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:57,416 You're kidding me. My age will be up to 102 years. 271 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,722 I just died. In the city of Detroit. 272 00:19:59,756 --> 00:20:02,586 I'm sorry. I just... I want to get the money. 273 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:03,924 I have never been anything. 274 00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:05,098 Whatever. 275 00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:06,716 Mercenaries, drinks I pay! 276 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,061 Local brands, not imported ones. 277 00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:18,986 Honey, you sure you want to spend all your money? 278 00:20:21,278 --> 00:20:22,278 Just a little. 279 00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:25,909 - Vanessa. - Wade. 280 00:20:26,243 --> 00:20:28,413 Why can girls like this be in this good place? 281 00:20:29,788 --> 00:20:31,038 I put your ass. 282 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,132 Buck, you'd better apologize before... 283 00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:36,666 Yes, that. 284 00:20:36,712 --> 00:20:38,382 Uncover the spell, fat Gandalf. 285 00:20:38,422 --> 00:20:40,302 - I'm sorry. - Breathe from the nose. 286 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,510 I don't have an filter between my brain and... 287 00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:43,802 Release it. Okay. Hey... 288 00:20:44,554 --> 00:20:47,064 Hakuna his tatas. He is cured. 289 00:20:47,098 --> 00:20:49,058 Get out of here. Go. Read the spell. 290 00:20:49,642 --> 00:20:52,062 Hey. Don't touch "my merchandise." 291 00:20:53,604 --> 00:20:54,654 Merchandise? 292 00:20:55,148 --> 00:20:57,608 So you... 293 00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:59,070 sell yourself for money? 294 00:20:59,110 --> 00:20:59,860 Yes. 295 00:20:59,902 --> 00:21:01,153 A difficult childhood? 296 00:21:01,196 --> 00:21:02,246 More difficult than your childhood. 297 00:21:02,281 --> 00:21:03,861 My father left before I was born. 298 00:21:04,491 --> 00:21:06,031 My father left before I was conceived my mother. 299 00:21:07,244 --> 00:21:08,884 Have you ever been on a cigarette? 300 00:21:08,954 --> 00:21:10,294 Which part of my body has never been? 301 00:21:10,331 --> 00:21:11,621 I was abused. 302 00:21:11,665 --> 00:21:13,375 Me too. By my uncle. 303 00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,717 My uncles. Take turns. 304 00:21:16,003 --> 00:21:18,634 I saw my birthday party through the cupboard keyhole... 305 00:21:18,673 --> 00:21:20,053 which is also locked in... 306 00:21:20,091 --> 00:21:22,921 Your room. That's still profitable. I sleep in a dishwasher. 307 00:21:23,762 --> 00:21:25,052 You can still sleep in a dishwasher. 308 00:21:25,513 --> 00:21:26,683 I don't even know how to sleep. 309 00:21:26,723 --> 00:21:29,973 24 hours a week my mouth is stuffed with balls, black outside white inside, very painful. 310 00:21:34,022 --> 00:21:35,273 Who can do it? 311 00:21:36,942 --> 00:21:40,402 Hopefully you, tonight? 312 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:48,160 Hey, what I got for $ 275 and... 313 00:21:49,372 --> 00:21:51,082 a yogurt voucher card? 314 00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:53,754 Honey, it's 48 minutes for everything you want. 315 00:21:55,212 --> 00:21:56,962 And low-fat desserts. 316 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:06,260 Does he put a voucher in your mouth? 317 00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:09,730 Time to put the ball in the hole. 318 00:22:10,770 --> 00:22:12,280 You say it's up to me. 319 00:22:13,106 --> 00:22:14,106 I understand. 320 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:15,949 You would rather throw a ball. 321 00:22:15,984 --> 00:22:18,274 Rather than vagina. 322 00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:19,779 Not so. 323 00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:22,945 I just want to get to know you more closely. 324 00:22:22,991 --> 00:22:26,832 Not just like 2 dimensional sex objects sold by Hollywood. 325 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,246 Enter the ball. 326 00:22:29,123 --> 00:22:30,123 Enter the ball. 327 00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:31,742 Be prepared to lose tragically. 328 00:22:31,792 --> 00:22:32,922 Just do it, champ. 329 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,960 OK. 330 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:44,681 Limited edition Voltron: Protector of the Universe, please. 331 00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:47,640 OK. This is it. 332 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,731 I've been aiming for this for a long time. 333 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,610 And I want a pencil eraser. 334 00:22:52,647 --> 00:22:54,067 OK. 335 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:56,897 You are now planet protector Arus. 336 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,903 And you can delete... 337 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,276 anything written in pencil. 338 00:23:00,656 --> 00:23:02,076 M'lady? 339 00:23:02,116 --> 00:23:03,446 Actually I don't want to say this... 340 00:23:03,492 --> 00:23:05,332 but your 48 minutes have passed. 341 00:23:05,828 --> 00:23:08,618 Hey, how many more minutes can I get with this? 342 00:23:08,664 --> 00:23:13,164 These five little lion robots can join _ into one super robot, so... 343 00:23:13,502 --> 00:23:16,633 Five little lion robots? Three minutes. 344 00:23:16,673 --> 00:23:17,633 Agree. 345 00:23:17,674 --> 00:23:19,974 What can we do with two minutes, thirty seven seconds? 346 00:23:21,053 --> 00:23:22,053 Holding intimate? 347 00:23:26,183 --> 00:23:27,683 How long can we be like this? 348 00:23:28,143 --> 00:23:29,143 Full year? 349 00:23:39,656 --> 00:23:41,536 Happy Valentine's day. 350 00:23:49,165 --> 00:23:50,796 Happy Chinese New Year. 351 00:23:50,834 --> 00:23:52,174 Year of the dog. 352 00:23:57,383 --> 00:23:58,553 Relax. 353 00:23:59,134 --> 00:24:01,224 And Happy International Women's Day. 354 00:24:06,141 --> 00:24:08,892 No. No. No. 355 00:24:11,231 --> 00:24:12,401 Congratulations 40 days before Easter. 356 00:24:17,654 --> 00:24:18,944 - Wade? - Sorry. 357 00:24:18,988 --> 00:24:20,318 Happy Halloween. 358 00:24:20,699 --> 00:24:21,699 Happy Halloween. 359 00:24:31,335 --> 00:24:33,045 Happy Thanksgiving. 360 00:24:35,047 --> 00:24:36,257 I love you. 361 00:24:40,052 --> 00:24:42,133 If your left foot is Thanksgiving... 362 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,840 And your right foot is Christmas... 363 00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:46,683 Can I visit in the second half of the day? 364 00:24:48,603 --> 00:24:50,433 His sweater is severe. 365 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,150 But red seems right for you. 366 00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:54,311 Red is your color. 367 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,119 Like blood that is out of your eyes. 368 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,239 Look, I think... 369 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,281 Really? 370 00:24:59,949 --> 00:25:01,619 About why we can match. 371 00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:03,115 Why is that? 372 00:25:05,121 --> 00:25:07,631 Your madness is comparable with me. Exclaimed 373 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:12,756 And, we are like two pieces complicated puzzles... 374 00:25:13,129 --> 00:25:15,549 Which if put together will be an image that can be seen from above. 375 00:25:16,550 --> 00:25:17,550 Right. 376 00:25:18,052 --> 00:25:19,142 Wade... 377 00:25:19,803 --> 00:25:22,383 there is something I want I ask you. 378 00:25:22,431 --> 00:25:24,941 But because you rarely have I haven't had time to ask. 379 00:25:27,061 --> 00:25:28,111 Will you... 380 00:25:29,313 --> 00:25:31,223 - put it in... - Marry me? 381 00:25:34,235 --> 00:25:35,235 My Ass? 382 00:25:37,113 --> 00:25:38,273 Where did you hide it? 383 00:25:38,323 --> 00:25:39,333 Everywhere. 384 00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:42,078 They say the bonus is a month salary. So... 385 00:25:42,118 --> 00:25:43,118 Do you mean? 386 00:25:43,161 --> 00:25:44,291 I want to. 387 00:25:44,329 --> 00:25:45,329 That is indeed my intention. 388 00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:50,298 I love you, Wade Wilson. 389 00:25:51,128 --> 00:25:52,458 You should... So that is... 390 00:25:52,505 --> 00:25:53,505 Yes! 391 00:25:54,757 --> 00:25:55,837 Yes! 392 00:25:57,968 --> 00:25:59,428 I feel like a little girl. 393 00:26:04,767 --> 00:26:07,097 What if you hugged and I never took it off again? 394 00:26:07,144 --> 00:26:09,685 Always together like Yoda and Luke. 395 00:26:10,691 --> 00:26:12,191 Joke Star Wars. 396 00:26:12,651 --> 00:26:13,861 The emperor. 397 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,530 Oh God. I like just creating you from a computer. 398 00:26:22,869 --> 00:26:23,869 Hey. 399 00:26:24,956 --> 00:26:25,966 Perfect. 400 00:26:30,128 --> 00:26:31,628 - Look. - Okay, it's time to pee. 401 00:26:31,671 --> 00:26:32,961 Shake it, huh. 402 00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:40,350 This is the point. 403 00:26:40,722 --> 00:26:42,683 Life is like the last carriage of a series of trains colliding... 404 00:26:42,725 --> 00:26:46,235 with a little time to pause advertising happiness. 405 00:26:47,187 --> 00:26:49,897 This is the last advertisement break. 406 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,609 Which means it's time to return to the regular schedule. 407 00:26:55,654 --> 00:26:56,654 What's up... 408 00:26:57,531 --> 00:26:58,662 Oh God. Wade? 409 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,206 You must be kidding. 410 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,088 You're not kidding me? 411 00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,501 I feel it's joking. 412 00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:13,419 People show different reactions when know end-stage cancer. 413 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:18,016 There are still choices for us. New drugs continue to be developed every day. 414 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,688 So what should we do? 415 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:26,520 Of course there are we can do. 416 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:30,318 My uncle Ivan was diagnosed with thyroid cancer... 417 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:32,909 and there is a new experimental drug from Germany. 418 00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:37,194 Vanessa already has plans A, B, to Z. 419 00:27:37,491 --> 00:27:41,031 me? I remember the details of his face. 420 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:44,083 Like the first time times I saw it. 421 00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:45,296 Or last time. 422 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:46,832 Mr. Wilson... 423 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,295 Mr. Wilson? 424 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,001 Think before you decide. 425 00:27:52,048 --> 00:27:53,968 The most important thing is not to hurry. 426 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:10,781 Now, if I'm a 200-pound bastard named Francis, where will I hide? 427 00:28:36,261 --> 00:28:40,641 Silence passes when newcomers are full of sensations Wade W. Wilson... 428 00:28:40,682 --> 00:28:44,153 bringing Regina's work Saskatchewan, start acting. 429 00:28:45,813 --> 00:28:47,483 The appearance is very good. 430 00:28:49,608 --> 00:28:53,398 And because that's the poem Regina sounds fun. 431 00:28:53,988 --> 00:28:56,318 Hadririn all, who are you watching... 432 00:28:56,365 --> 00:28:58,616 is a sweet revenge. 433 00:28:59,661 --> 00:29:01,121 Give him revenge. 434 00:29:01,705 --> 00:29:02,705 Feel this! 435 00:29:03,749 --> 00:29:07,499 This is the most unsportsmanlike thing at all levels! 436 00:29:12,841 --> 00:29:16,512 Look carefully, Francis. Take a break. Looks like you fell while catching the ball. 437 00:29:17,096 --> 00:29:19,056 Remember? No? 438 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:25,270 How is it now? 439 00:29:29,275 --> 00:29:31,445 The bastard Wade Wilson. 440 00:29:33,947 --> 00:29:35,237 Hello, handsome. 441 00:29:35,282 --> 00:29:38,282 Yes, it seems like I am a little stung by radioactive Shar-Pei. 442 00:29:38,327 --> 00:29:41,497 Yes. And whose fault is that, huh, Francis? 443 00:29:41,538 --> 00:29:43,578 Yes, it's time to return what I did to my face. 444 00:29:43,624 --> 00:29:46,624 Come on, you should thank me. I have made you immortal. 445 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,590 I'm actually jealous of you. 446 00:29:48,629 --> 00:29:50,880 Yes, but this is not life which is worthy of me, right? 447 00:29:52,967 --> 00:29:57,097 Now, what I will do to you is like Limp Bizkit did in the music world in the late 90s. 448 00:29:59,516 --> 00:30:00,516 Father? 449 00:30:03,895 --> 00:30:08,316 I think we all agree if this is is the most colossal part. 450 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,320 Well, maybe not too colossal too. 451 00:30:12,905 --> 00:30:15,575 This is my most valuable treasure. 452 00:30:16,242 --> 00:30:17,202 Wham? 453 00:30:17,243 --> 00:30:19,073 No, no, no. Wham! 454 00:30:19,662 --> 00:30:23,082 "Make It Big" is the best-selling album of George and Andy. 455 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:27,046 So, I have to smile and wave at the front door? 456 00:30:27,087 --> 00:30:28,677 Think of this as spring. 457 00:30:28,714 --> 00:30:30,004 If the spring isn't over yet. 458 00:30:30,048 --> 00:30:34,018 Oh God, if only every penny I keep in Bernadette Peters. 459 00:30:35,053 --> 00:30:36,513 It seems that you did. 460 00:30:37,347 --> 00:30:41,308 Bernadette won't go anywhere, because you won't go anywhere. 461 00:30:41,352 --> 00:30:42,352 Drink. 462 00:30:42,562 --> 00:30:45,312 You're right. Cancer is only in my heart, lungs, prostate, and brain. 463 00:30:45,356 --> 00:30:46,556 Without all that I can still live. 464 00:30:48,818 --> 00:30:50,818 Your place is in this house. 465 00:30:50,862 --> 00:30:54,482 Surrounded by your Voltron and your Bernadette, and me. 466 00:30:55,825 --> 00:30:59,286 Look, we both know if this cancer is like a garbage show. 467 00:31:00,956 --> 00:31:07,216 Like, Yakov Smirnoff was the opening band for Spin Doctor's performance at Iowa Fair which was also rubbish. 468 00:31:07,963 --> 00:31:12,503 And I'll take you to the event. 469 00:31:13,886 --> 00:31:15,517 I want you to remember me. 470 00:31:17,057 --> 00:31:18,887 Not only at Christmas. 471 00:31:18,933 --> 00:31:20,723 Yes, I will remember us. 472 00:31:21,186 --> 00:31:22,856 I swear to God, I will find you in the next life... 473 00:31:22,896 --> 00:31:26,066 I will turn "Careless Whisper" out loud outside your window. 474 00:31:26,107 --> 00:31:27,527 Wham! 475 00:31:30,904 --> 00:31:33,905 There is no such thing. Okay? 476 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:37,874 We can fight this. 477 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,210 Besides that, I just realized something. 478 00:31:44,043 --> 00:31:49,174 You have won. Your life is officially more chaotic than my life. 479 00:31:53,595 --> 00:31:54,595 I love you. 480 00:32:06,275 --> 00:32:07,405 Wade. 481 00:32:09,612 --> 00:32:10,822 Weas. 482 00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:13,413 Looks like you need oral sex and bathing. 483 00:32:13,449 --> 00:32:15,579 According to the bathing rules first. 484 00:32:15,618 --> 00:32:17,288 What about three Patron shots? 485 00:32:17,328 --> 00:32:21,078 Or what about "Triticum aestivum," wheat grass. 486 00:32:21,124 --> 00:32:22,504 Very good for the immune system. 487 00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:24,633 Jesus Christ. You sound like Vanessa. 488 00:32:24,670 --> 00:32:25,840 This, look. 489 00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:29,339 He sent me all brochures this colorful clinic. 490 00:32:29,383 --> 00:32:31,133 I'm sure everything is FDA approved. 491 00:32:31,593 --> 00:32:34,553 Chechnya. Isn't that a place to cure cancer? 492 00:32:34,596 --> 00:32:37,356 There are China and Central Mexico. 493 00:32:37,808 --> 00:32:40,059 Do you know "cancer" in Spanish? 494 00:32:40,103 --> 00:32:41,143 No. 495 00:32:41,813 --> 00:32:43,523 El Cancer. 496 00:32:43,565 --> 00:32:45,405 I can guess that. 497 00:32:45,775 --> 00:32:47,325 Look at how happy you are here. 498 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,360 Objection if I save this? Install it, so I remember when you still looked alive. 499 00:32:51,865 --> 00:32:53,825 At least now I will win the death bet. 500 00:32:53,867 --> 00:32:56,577 Now you will die tragically because of cancer. 501 00:32:56,619 --> 00:32:58,200 I understand, weas. thanks. 502 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,670 And the guy there is looking for you. 503 00:33:03,711 --> 00:33:06,581 Really the type of "Grim Reaper." 504 00:33:06,630 --> 00:33:08,590 I don't know. You better go there. 505 00:33:12,595 --> 00:33:13,685 Boothe. 506 00:33:13,721 --> 00:33:14,802 Wade. 507 00:33:20,187 --> 00:33:21,187 Mr. Wilson. 508 00:33:21,605 --> 00:33:22,775 What can I do for you? 509 00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:25,524 Besides fishing children to enter your Van. 510 00:33:25,567 --> 00:33:29,237 I understand you've just been diagnosed with cancer. 511 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:30,409 New warning. 512 00:33:30,447 --> 00:33:32,618 This is my job. Recruit. 513 00:33:33,368 --> 00:33:35,788 I'm concerned if you have to leave. 514 00:33:36,913 --> 00:33:39,203 But you're a fighter. Special force. 515 00:33:39,248 --> 00:33:41,588 41 times kill. 516 00:33:42,126 --> 00:33:43,546 One every seven weeks. 517 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:45,466 The same time for some people to cut their hair. 518 00:33:46,631 --> 00:33:47,891 Honey if you throw it away. 519 00:33:48,175 --> 00:33:51,385 It's hard to forget things that are so impressive. 520 00:33:51,428 --> 00:33:55,518 And now you spend your day for these little people... 521 00:33:55,557 --> 00:33:57,097 People can change. What do you want? 522 00:33:57,476 --> 00:34:00,516 I represent organizations that might be able to help you. 523 00:34:02,481 --> 00:34:06,152 What if I say we can cure your cancer? 524 00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:10,868 And more, giving you the ability that most men dream of? 525 00:34:14,536 --> 00:34:18,626 You sound like an ad, but is ugly like the Slap Chop ad. 526 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:20,285 You're not "shuffled" huh? 527 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:23,334 The world needs extraordinary soldiers. 528 00:34:23,379 --> 00:34:25,549 We will not only make you better. 529 00:34:25,589 --> 00:34:28,549 We will make you the best of the best. 530 00:34:29,593 --> 00:34:30,853 A super hero. 531 00:34:31,178 --> 00:34:36,178 Listen to Agent Smith, I've tried the hero business and it makes me have a lot of scars. 532 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:39,273 But if I get sentenced to death, I will definitely find you. 533 00:34:41,690 --> 00:34:44,530 Damn. 500 yards from here is a school, you might want... 534 00:34:49,531 --> 00:34:50,741 The drink he paid for himself. 535 00:34:56,414 --> 00:34:58,164 What did he say? 536 00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:22,404 Hey, why? 537 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,900 Hey. Sorry. 538 00:35:26,361 --> 00:35:28,361 I have a bad dream about Liam Neeson. 539 00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:32,410 I dream of kidnapping her daughter but she doesn't have a daughter. 540 00:35:40,126 --> 00:35:44,346 Hey, they have made the film trilogy. 541 00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:49,150 After three series (TAKEN) you must consider if he (Liam Neeson) is a bad parent. 542 00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:06,521 The worst part of cancer is not what it does to you... 543 00:36:06,905 --> 00:36:09,785 But what it does to the people you love. 544 00:36:10,075 --> 00:36:12,785 Who knows if this person can save my life... 545 00:36:12,828 --> 00:36:15,378 But I know there is only one way that can save his life. 546 00:36:19,543 --> 00:36:21,794 Isn't that what the super heroes do? 547 00:36:34,142 --> 00:36:38,182 OK. Let's discuss "Pro-Counter" about this super hero. 548 00:36:40,107 --> 00:36:43,067 Pro: They eradicate criminals. 549 00:36:43,110 --> 00:36:44,490 Get discounts for laundry. 550 00:36:44,528 --> 00:36:48,578 The offer to play a profitable film, the original and additional stories are merged into one. 551 00:36:48,615 --> 00:36:51,785 Cons: They are all really boring and lame. 552 00:36:51,827 --> 00:36:53,537 You know, I can hear you. 553 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:56,750 I don't talk to you. I talk to the audience. 554 00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:58,501 Stay here. 555 00:36:58,877 --> 00:37:00,957 You have been warned before, Deadpool. 556 00:37:01,254 --> 00:37:04,874 This is a careless and embarrassing use of your supernatural power. 557 00:37:04,924 --> 00:37:07,134 You two come with us. 558 00:37:07,177 --> 00:37:11,097 Listen to Colossus, I don't have time for this nonsense now! 559 00:37:11,139 --> 00:37:12,980 And you? 560 00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:16,442 Negasonic, Teenage War. 561 00:37:16,479 --> 00:37:19,939 Negasonic, Teenagers... What kind of name is that? 562 00:37:19,982 --> 00:37:21,732 That's the coolest name ever! 563 00:37:23,277 --> 00:37:25,907 So what, are you the companion huh? 564 00:37:25,946 --> 00:37:27,446 No. Coach. 565 00:37:27,490 --> 00:37:28,950 Let me guess. 566 00:37:28,991 --> 00:37:31,492 X-Men leave you or what? Want to tell me the details? 567 00:37:31,536 --> 00:37:32,656 Who made you? 568 00:37:32,704 --> 00:37:35,124 I pretend I don't know you are here, Negasonic, Teenage War. 569 00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:36,425 Can we exchange names? 570 00:37:37,084 --> 00:37:38,084 Can we go? 571 00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:40,496 Listen! I'm a teenage girl. 572 00:37:40,545 --> 00:37:42,755 I would rather be in anywhere as long as it's not here. 573 00:37:42,798 --> 00:37:45,008 I prefer long silence... 574 00:37:45,050 --> 00:37:48,511 followed by sadistic comments, is continued by silence. 575 00:37:48,930 --> 00:37:52,310 So this will be like that, huh? Long long silence... 576 00:37:52,350 --> 00:37:54,890 or sadistic comments? Come on. 577 00:37:56,145 --> 00:37:57,445 You can guess me. 578 00:37:58,481 --> 00:38:00,441 We can't allow this, Deadpool. 579 00:38:00,483 --> 00:38:01,943 Please, take good care. 580 00:38:01,984 --> 00:38:04,285 You're the turkey from chrome! 581 00:38:04,321 --> 00:38:05,321 That's not good. 582 00:38:05,364 --> 00:38:06,964 Do you really want to ruin my plan? 583 00:38:07,199 --> 00:38:11,619 Believe me, the bastard in that is the one who started it. 584 00:38:11,662 --> 00:38:14,202 He is really evil. 585 00:38:14,581 --> 00:38:17,871 Besides... No one was hurt. 586 00:38:23,174 --> 00:38:25,474 That person is already there when I get here. 587 00:38:25,510 --> 00:38:28,680 Wade, you're better than this. 588 00:38:28,722 --> 00:38:32,222 - Join. Use your strength for good. - Raise your head. 589 00:38:32,267 --> 00:38:33,687 Be a super hero. 590 00:38:33,727 --> 00:38:34,647 Listen! 591 00:38:34,686 --> 00:38:38,046 Someday if I will decide to become a fighter to eradicate crime... 592 00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:40,488 a roommate with a group of children small whistles in the Neverland mansion... 593 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:45,406 with a terrible bald old man who looks like that heaven's doorkeeper bastard. 594 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,208 On that day... 595 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,490 I will send an application for to be your happy friend. 596 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:52,035 But until then, I will do what I have to do here. 597 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,829 Even if you have to beat up bitch like you! 598 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,125 - Wade... - Hey. 599 00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:57,378 Shut your mouth! Sinnead (O'Connor) 600 00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:58,549 Hey, douche-pool! 601 00:38:58,587 --> 00:38:59,797 And I hope you watch... 602 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:06,301 Quite unfortunate. 603 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,931 Enough enough! 604 00:39:16,314 --> 00:39:17,684 Canada! 605 00:39:18,983 --> 00:39:20,103 That's not good. 606 00:39:20,151 --> 00:39:21,241 Wade, come on. 607 00:39:21,277 --> 00:39:22,277 Blow to the penis! 608 00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:25,903 Poor your wife. 609 00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:27,748 You really have to stop. 610 00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:33,710 All dinosaurs fear T. Rex. 611 00:39:38,379 --> 00:39:40,589 I promise this will be more bad for you, boy is big! 612 00:39:40,631 --> 00:39:41,801 It's embarrassing. 613 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,349 Don't wake up again. 614 00:39:45,469 --> 00:39:47,890 Have you ever heard of a person who has legs one wins in a karate contest? 615 00:39:47,931 --> 00:39:49,391 Don't you have a switch switch? 616 00:39:49,432 --> 00:39:52,232 Yes, it's right next to my prostate. or is it a live switch? 617 00:39:52,268 --> 00:39:53,268 Enough! 618 00:40:02,904 --> 00:40:04,775 Let's go talk to Professor. 619 00:40:05,282 --> 00:40:07,082 McAvoy or Stewart? 620 00:40:07,118 --> 00:40:09,328 The plot of this film is very confusing. 621 00:40:10,663 --> 00:40:13,333 "Live or die, you come with me!" 622 00:40:13,374 --> 00:40:14,924 You will recover, Wade. 623 00:40:15,209 --> 00:40:16,839 You always do that. 624 00:40:21,341 --> 00:40:24,761 Have you ever watched "127 Hours?" Warning for viewers. 625 00:40:28,515 --> 00:40:29,685 Oh God. 626 00:40:29,725 --> 00:40:30,775 Disgusting. 627 00:40:33,895 --> 00:40:35,975 It's a burst of money, honey. 628 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,401 Are you there God? This is me, Margaret. 629 00:40:49,328 --> 00:40:51,748 Stone collides with the buttocks. 630 00:40:52,248 --> 00:40:55,249 And when your life ends is incredibly chaotic... 631 00:40:55,502 --> 00:40:59,752 Usually you think back when you made a big bad decision. 632 00:40:59,798 --> 00:41:03,048 The only decision that sent you to the Shitsburgh road. 633 00:41:03,093 --> 00:41:06,143 This? This is my decision. 634 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,140 Mr. Wilson. 635 00:41:09,516 --> 00:41:14,067 Nothing makes my heart warm other than making changes to others. 636 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,815 You were finally sentenced to death. 637 00:41:16,983 --> 00:41:18,983 Promise me you will do the best for me. 638 00:41:19,652 --> 00:41:21,652 So I can do the best for others. 639 00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:22,866 Of course. 640 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:25,365 And please don't make me tight green costumes. 641 00:41:26,659 --> 00:41:28,159 Or make me a CGI animation. 642 00:41:34,668 --> 00:41:37,718 Road! Keep going. 643 00:41:48,350 --> 00:41:50,480 This place is like a mental hospital. 644 00:41:51,228 --> 00:41:53,478 My first request is hand warmers. 645 00:41:54,022 --> 00:41:57,312 And, Jesus, this is a heating table. 646 00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:00,820 You should say words. that calms me down, buddy. 647 00:42:01,071 --> 00:42:02,901 I think like will be cut into pieces. 648 00:42:07,203 --> 00:42:08,413 Calm down. 649 00:42:10,415 --> 00:42:12,705 Are you not too strong for the size of a woman? 650 00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:14,881 I just call Wang. 651 00:42:18,756 --> 00:42:20,006 What is the match for? 652 00:42:20,259 --> 00:42:23,009 Oral fixation or are you a fan of heavy Stallone? 653 00:42:24,555 --> 00:42:25,845 Patience, Angel. 654 00:42:26,765 --> 00:42:28,515 All the time. 655 00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:30,479 Are you an additional waiter here or what? 656 00:42:32,062 --> 00:42:33,312 We get one more babbler. 657 00:42:33,355 --> 00:42:35,185 I'm just happy on my first day was in a super hero camp. 658 00:42:35,232 --> 00:42:37,393 Shut your mouth. 659 00:42:40,739 --> 00:42:42,699 Yuan Wilson, my name is Ajax. 660 00:42:43,658 --> 00:42:45,748 I manage this place. 661 00:42:46,828 --> 00:42:50,118 I used to say full of euphemisms like... 662 00:42:50,165 --> 00:42:53,795 "This might be a little painful." "This can cause some inconvenience." 663 00:42:53,835 --> 00:42:56,126 But I've been lazy to say it. 664 00:42:56,172 --> 00:42:58,802 This workshop does not belong to the government. 665 00:42:58,841 --> 00:43:02,511 This is a private institution that changes people like you... 666 00:43:02,553 --> 00:43:05,893 being a man of extraordinary ability. 667 00:43:07,516 --> 00:43:10,766 But if you think super powers are obtained without pain... 668 00:43:11,688 --> 00:43:12,688 That's wrong. 669 00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:17,280 I inject you with a serum that activates every mutant gene hidden in your DNA. 670 00:43:17,527 --> 00:43:21,447 For the serum to work we must make you experience extreme stress. 671 00:43:26,912 --> 00:43:30,213 You've heard the saying, "Making eggs omelet must break the eggs," right? 672 00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:32,378 I will hurt you, Wade. 673 00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:36,094 I used to be a patient here too, you know. 674 00:43:36,631 --> 00:43:39,131 This treatment has a different effect on each person. 675 00:43:39,467 --> 00:43:42,297 That makes Angel very strong. 676 00:43:42,637 --> 00:43:46,638 In my case, it increases my reflexes. 677 00:43:47,142 --> 00:43:50,102 I cut off my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain. 678 00:43:51,814 --> 00:43:55,654 And, in fact, I no longer feel anything. 679 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,950 Thank you! thanks. thanks. 680 00:44:07,247 --> 00:44:09,007 There is something in your teeth. 681 00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:12,126 Right in the middle. Only, I don't... 682 00:44:12,168 --> 00:44:15,078 A seemingly or cucumber nugget or whatever. 683 00:44:17,090 --> 00:44:19,510 That bothers me. 684 00:44:20,970 --> 00:44:22,010 Makes you look funny. 685 00:44:22,304 --> 00:44:25,764 Ajax is your real name? Sounds suspicious. 686 00:44:25,808 --> 00:44:26,938 What is your real name? 687 00:44:26,976 --> 00:44:29,396 Kevin? Bruce? Scott? 688 00:44:29,437 --> 00:44:31,027 Mitch? The Rickster? 689 00:44:31,689 --> 00:44:33,199 What is Basil Fawlty? 690 00:44:33,524 --> 00:44:35,024 Keep on talking. 691 00:44:35,484 --> 00:44:38,365 One thing that has never survived in this place is a sense of humor. 692 00:44:38,864 --> 00:44:40,154 We'll see. 693 00:44:40,198 --> 00:44:41,538 I think so. 694 00:44:42,868 --> 00:44:44,458 He is yours. 695 00:44:44,494 --> 00:44:45,704 Come on. 696 00:44:46,204 --> 00:44:49,334 You will leave me alone here with this angry Rosie O'Donnell? 697 00:44:53,712 --> 00:44:55,793 This is how it works. 698 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,850 Adrenaline acts as a catalyst for serum... 699 00:44:59,469 --> 00:45:01,979 So we will have to make you suffer. 700 00:45:03,723 --> 00:45:08,553 If you are lucky, mutant genes will be active and form in a spectacular way. 701 00:45:12,858 --> 00:45:15,698 If not, then we must continue to hurt you... 702 00:45:17,529 --> 00:45:20,239 in a new and different way that is more painful than the previous way... 703 00:45:22,910 --> 00:45:25,250 Until you finally mutate. 704 00:45:26,872 --> 00:45:28,083 Or die. 705 00:45:34,923 --> 00:45:36,553 Do you mean like a list of requests before I die? 706 00:45:36,591 --> 00:45:38,891 Like making love. 707 00:45:38,927 --> 00:45:41,597 I really want to ignite Olympic torch flame. 708 00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:44,060 Operated on me. 709 00:45:44,099 --> 00:45:50,060 Don't forget to play naked with WNBA Sacramento Monarchs members. 710 00:45:51,107 --> 00:45:54,237 Everything on my request list will involve public nudity. 711 00:45:54,735 --> 00:45:57,605 Finally, give Meredith the Dutch Baxter-Birney oven. 712 00:45:57,905 --> 00:46:01,025 No. Receive a Dutch oven from Meredith Baxter-Birney. 713 00:46:05,705 --> 00:46:09,125 Make banana pancakes for my children. 714 00:46:12,546 --> 00:46:14,586 Vanessa. 715 00:46:18,093 --> 00:46:20,474 I want to meet Vanessa. 716 00:46:20,513 --> 00:46:21,933 You're beautiful. 717 00:46:21,973 --> 00:46:25,393 I don't know anyone else, but I'm touched. 718 00:46:25,435 --> 00:46:26,565 We are just kidding. 719 00:46:26,602 --> 00:46:28,902 No, no. It is okay. 720 00:46:29,981 --> 00:46:31,651 I just divert attention. 721 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,780 You don't want to give up on us, right? 722 00:46:34,819 --> 00:46:36,660 Hey, don't trust him, Cunningham. 723 00:46:37,614 --> 00:46:39,994 How can he be a hero... 724 00:46:40,033 --> 00:46:42,953 if it's called Francis? 725 00:46:43,537 --> 00:46:44,667 Francis? 726 00:46:44,955 --> 00:46:46,375 That's the real name. 727 00:46:46,999 --> 00:46:50,459 He gets the name "Ajax" from dish soap. 728 00:46:52,504 --> 00:46:56,095 F-R-A-N-C-I... 729 00:46:56,593 --> 00:46:57,923 Oops! 730 00:46:59,721 --> 00:47:02,601 I got it from the laundry tag your lab coat. 731 00:47:04,517 --> 00:47:06,937 I might be able to give you discounts for super heroes. 732 00:47:06,978 --> 00:47:08,388 You're really annoying. 733 00:47:08,438 --> 00:47:09,488 Thank you. 734 00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:10,773 I've never heard of that. 735 00:47:10,816 --> 00:47:14,076 Why can't you help us all by closing your mouth? 736 00:47:14,111 --> 00:47:16,111 Or I just sew your mouth. 737 00:47:17,907 --> 00:47:19,657 I won't do that if I become you. 738 00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:22,950 See, the problem lies in this 24-hour non-stop torture... 739 00:47:22,995 --> 00:47:25,955 You can start there first. 740 00:47:28,585 --> 00:47:30,925 Is that what you think? 741 00:47:36,218 --> 00:47:38,728 If this can't open your mutation, then... 742 00:47:39,554 --> 00:47:40,844 There will be no other way. 743 00:47:41,264 --> 00:47:44,264 Now, what we will do is reduce the oxygen concentration in the air... 744 00:47:44,309 --> 00:47:46,940 to the right point so that you feel like you are suffocating. 745 00:47:47,230 --> 00:47:50,400 If your brain waves slow down, means you will faint... 746 00:47:51,067 --> 00:47:52,197 At that time we will increase the concentration of oxygen again. 747 00:47:53,236 --> 00:47:54,656 If your heart rate slows... 748 00:47:54,695 --> 00:47:57,405 Means you can breathe... 749 00:47:57,448 --> 00:47:58,828 We will decrease again oxygen concentration. 750 00:47:59,450 --> 00:48:03,121 And that's where we will leave you. There. 751 00:48:03,497 --> 00:48:05,787 And I think all of you were once penis. 752 00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:08,243 Do you know the most funny part of this? 753 00:48:09,002 --> 00:48:11,372 You still think we will make you a super hero. 754 00:48:12,214 --> 00:48:15,674 you. Dismissed with disrespect. 755 00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:18,467 Prostitutes with the cheapest rates. 756 00:48:19,180 --> 00:48:20,810 You're nobody. 757 00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:23,226 A little secret, Wade. 758 00:48:24,060 --> 00:48:28,150 This workshop doesn't make heroes super, we make super slaves. 759 00:48:29,232 --> 00:48:32,992 We will install a control collar on you and auction you into the highest bidder. 760 00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:35,298 Who knows what they will tell you? 761 00:48:35,990 --> 00:48:39,450 Terrorizing citizens, paralyzing freedom fighters. 762 00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:44,460 Maybe just to cut occasional grass. 763 00:48:44,957 --> 00:48:47,417 What is wrong with you? 764 00:48:52,673 --> 00:48:55,514 You will never go home after this. 765 00:48:55,552 --> 00:48:57,762 Now it's a tough face. 766 00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:00,345 Wait, wait! Wait. Wait. 767 00:49:02,684 --> 00:49:06,604 Seriously, there really is left over food in your teeth now. 768 00:49:08,523 --> 00:49:09,904 Enjoy your weekend. 769 00:49:10,276 --> 00:49:11,986 Weekend? Come on. 770 00:49:12,028 --> 00:49:13,238 Come on? 771 00:49:54,948 --> 00:49:57,038 Did I say this a love story? 772 00:49:57,075 --> 00:49:59,535 No, this is a horror movie. 773 00:50:16,011 --> 00:50:18,182 Fuck. 774 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:21,473 Looks like someone lost his spirit when he returned home. 775 00:50:21,518 --> 00:50:23,608 What have you done to me? 776 00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:27,025 I increase your stress level high enough to trigger mutations. 777 00:50:27,065 --> 00:50:29,195 You sadistic bastard! 778 00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:31,401 I have healed you, Wade. 779 00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:33,877 Now your mutated cell can cure anything. 780 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:37,751 It will kill your cancer cell as soon as it is formed. 781 00:50:38,995 --> 00:50:41,575 Yes, I have seen similar side effects _ before. 782 00:50:42,874 --> 00:50:43,914 I can cure it... 783 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,173 But where is the fun? 784 00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:54,058 Now, I will close you again, Wade. 785 00:50:55,846 --> 00:50:57,806 Not because it must. 786 00:51:01,769 --> 00:51:03,479 But because I want to. 787 00:51:17,952 --> 00:51:19,162 Oh, alright. 788 00:51:19,204 --> 00:51:20,414 Please. 789 00:51:23,625 --> 00:51:25,455 You smell like a carcass. 790 00:51:28,756 --> 00:51:29,796 Bastard. 791 00:51:30,716 --> 00:51:32,636 It's okay. It is okay. 792 00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,469 I think we owe it to for that one, huh? 793 00:51:35,721 --> 00:51:38,101 You go. Go. 794 00:51:38,891 --> 00:51:40,231 Go. 795 00:51:51,238 --> 00:51:52,818 Quick questions. 796 00:51:55,117 --> 00:51:57,157 What is my name? 797 00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:04,247 I don't think so. 798 00:52:06,129 --> 00:52:08,839 Sorry, Francis. My lips are locked. 799 00:54:05,296 --> 00:54:06,756 You don't want to kill me. 800 00:54:06,798 --> 00:54:09,048 I'm the only one who can fix your ugly face. 801 00:55:05,777 --> 00:55:07,357 What is my name? 802 00:55:13,535 --> 00:55:14,705 Wade. 803 00:56:22,066 --> 00:56:25,106 I don't just get drugs for El Cancer... 804 00:56:26,612 --> 00:56:29,282 I have medicine for all El. 805 00:56:32,952 --> 00:56:35,203 But there is one thing... 806 00:56:35,247 --> 00:56:36,877 What really matters. 807 00:57:06,321 --> 00:57:07,371 Come on, let's go. 808 00:57:12,703 --> 00:57:15,463 Oh, it must be sick. 809 00:57:16,457 --> 00:57:17,917 Thank you very much. 810 00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:32,096 God, he's so filthy. 811 00:57:32,140 --> 00:57:33,560 Look at his face. 812 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,980 Oh God. Poor man. 813 00:57:36,019 --> 00:57:37,149 Honey, don't look at it. 814 00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:38,347 Freaks. 815 00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:02,050 No. I can't make his life as bad as my life. 816 00:58:02,339 --> 00:58:04,879 Come on, Wade, it won't be that bad. 817 00:58:04,925 --> 00:58:06,265 Bullshit! 818 00:58:06,301 --> 00:58:09,551 I am an inner monster. I should go to the circus. 819 00:58:09,596 --> 00:58:12,146 Wade, Vanessa loves you. He doesn't care what you... 820 00:58:13,934 --> 00:58:14,934 Do you like what you see? 821 00:58:15,144 --> 00:58:16,315 No. 822 00:58:16,813 --> 00:58:20,773 You are like an avocado that makes love to avocados the older ones, avocados that are more disgusting. 823 00:58:21,192 --> 00:58:21,982 Yes. 824 00:58:22,026 --> 00:58:24,116 Somewhat rude. It seems like he won't like it. 825 00:58:24,154 --> 00:58:26,074 There is something wrong with this relationship... 826 00:58:26,114 --> 00:58:29,744 Only by decreasing emotion can it be passed without violence. 827 00:58:29,784 --> 00:58:32,374 And the only person who can fix this ugly face... 828 00:58:32,412 --> 00:58:35,123 Is an English bastard who runs a mutant factory. 829 00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:37,086 And he's gone. Puf! 830 00:58:37,126 --> 00:58:38,836 Yes, you have to do something to fix this... 831 00:58:38,878 --> 00:58:41,928 Because now, you only have one choice. 832 00:58:41,964 --> 00:58:43,214 Very true. 833 00:58:43,257 --> 00:58:45,137 - Find Francis. - Become a star in horror movies. 834 00:58:45,176 --> 00:58:46,136 What? 835 00:58:46,177 --> 00:58:48,387 Starred in your own horror movie. 836 00:58:48,429 --> 00:58:52,270 Because you look like Freddy Krueger with Utah's topographical map face. 837 00:58:53,101 --> 00:58:54,851 This is what I will do. 838 00:58:54,895 --> 00:58:57,565 I will track him through his crew until someone hands over Francis... 839 00:58:57,606 --> 00:58:59,986 I forced him to fix this, then shot his head... 840 00:59:00,025 --> 00:59:01,695 until the brain is hollow. 841 00:59:01,735 --> 00:59:04,865 I don't want to see or think about it again. 842 00:59:04,905 --> 00:59:07,115 But that bastard thinks you're dead, right? 843 00:59:07,158 --> 00:59:07,868 Yes. 844 00:59:07,909 --> 00:59:09,789 That's good. Let just like that. 845 00:59:09,827 --> 00:59:11,497 Then what, I have to wear a mask? 846 00:59:11,537 --> 00:59:14,497 Yes. A very thick mask. All the time. 847 00:59:15,249 --> 00:59:16,249 I'm sorry... 848 00:59:16,292 --> 00:59:18,912 you're scary. 849 00:59:18,961 --> 00:59:20,871 Your face can make people have nightmares. 850 00:59:20,922 --> 00:59:22,292 Like a testicle with teeth. 851 00:59:22,340 --> 00:59:24,100 You will die alone. 852 00:59:24,133 --> 00:59:25,754 I mean, if you can die. 853 00:59:26,386 --> 00:59:28,346 Ideally, for the sake of others. 854 00:59:28,388 --> 00:59:29,638 That will happen. 855 00:59:29,932 --> 00:59:31,732 What you need now is costume and nickname... 856 00:59:31,767 --> 00:59:33,647 Like Wade the Comedian... 857 00:59:34,061 --> 00:59:37,191 Or Scary Satan, Mr. Can't Die. 858 00:59:38,065 --> 00:59:39,065 Damn. 859 00:59:39,650 --> 00:59:40,740 What? 860 00:59:41,569 --> 00:59:43,569 I risk all my money on you and now... 861 00:59:43,613 --> 00:59:45,203 I just realized that I would never win... 862 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,240 Deadpool. 863 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,420 Captain Deadpool. 864 00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:55,420 No, enough... 865 00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:57,208 - Deadpool, yes. - Deadpool only. 866 00:59:57,252 --> 00:59:59,213 For you, Mr. Pool. 867 00:59:59,505 --> 01:00:02,005 Deadpool. Sounds like a franchise brand. 868 01:00:16,606 --> 01:00:18,686 This will definitely be crazy. 869 01:00:19,776 --> 01:00:20,776 Where is Francis? 870 01:00:35,042 --> 01:00:36,712 Where is Francis? 871 01:00:44,886 --> 01:00:46,806 Seltzer and lemon for removes blood stains. 872 01:00:48,139 --> 01:00:51,060 Or just use red clothes. Stupid. 873 01:01:09,788 --> 01:01:11,248 Don't make me ask twice. 874 01:01:12,624 --> 01:01:14,004 Where... 875 01:01:14,042 --> 01:01:16,172 Francis? 876 01:01:16,753 --> 01:01:18,463 He made me ask twice. 877 01:01:18,505 --> 01:01:20,505 Does the mask dampen my voice? 878 01:01:25,304 --> 01:01:26,764 Where is Francis? 879 01:01:29,391 --> 01:01:31,221 Where is the fucker Francis? 880 01:01:39,902 --> 01:01:43,283 You will be killed by Zamboni. 881 01:01:43,323 --> 01:01:44,533 Where is Francis? 882 01:01:45,951 --> 01:01:47,071 No! I beg you! 883 01:01:47,702 --> 01:01:51,162 Oh God! I am so sorry! 884 01:01:51,706 --> 01:01:54,336 You're a small spider monkey! 885 01:01:57,420 --> 01:02:00,881 Where... Francis? 886 01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:03,301 This is confusing. 887 01:02:03,344 --> 01:02:06,304 Does it look sexy if you hit you? Or is it sexier if you don't hit you? 888 01:02:06,347 --> 01:02:08,647 I mean, the difference is unclear... Blur. 889 01:02:09,016 --> 01:02:10,936 WHERE IS FRANCIS? 890 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,781 Say where your damn boss is or you will die! 891 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,030 In five minutes! 892 01:02:28,162 --> 01:02:29,922 Don't hesitate to contact me. 893 01:02:45,555 --> 01:02:47,725 Nice to meet you, Jared. 894 01:02:48,892 --> 01:02:50,353 I've been walking all the way... 895 01:02:50,853 --> 01:02:51,853 Your weapon is full yes. 896 01:03:07,287 --> 01:03:08,907 41 times kill. 897 01:03:08,955 --> 01:03:11,365 Now 89. Almost 90. 898 01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:13,415 Mr. Wilson? 899 01:03:15,212 --> 01:03:17,382 You look very alive. 900 01:03:18,215 --> 01:03:19,265 Only outside. 901 01:03:19,925 --> 01:03:22,845 - I will end badly, right? - There is no good ending for you, no. 902 01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:24,047 Where is your boss? 903 01:03:24,096 --> 01:03:25,716 I can tell you exactly... 904 01:03:27,433 --> 01:03:29,313 Oh, you will tell me, but first... 905 01:03:29,894 --> 01:03:32,194 The audience might not want to see this. 906 01:03:32,230 --> 01:03:33,510 Now this little pig goes to... 907 01:03:35,608 --> 01:03:37,898 Thank you, Agent Smith. 908 01:03:41,490 --> 01:03:42,490 Taxi! 909 01:03:43,992 --> 01:03:46,242 Enter it! Good day for sightseeing. 910 01:03:48,247 --> 01:03:49,687 You must know next. 911 01:03:52,584 --> 01:03:54,794 Oops! You should not be able to see that. 912 01:04:02,762 --> 01:04:04,592 That's where. I'm over. 913 01:04:12,522 --> 01:04:14,443 We arrive. 914 01:04:15,359 --> 01:04:18,439 Sorry for bleeding over your garbage. 915 01:04:24,702 --> 01:04:26,782 Seltzer and lemon for blood stains. 916 01:04:28,956 --> 01:04:31,507 Some types of anger cannot be managed... 917 01:04:31,543 --> 01:04:36,633 as for example your years plan is destroyed by the wrong person! 918 01:04:37,299 --> 01:04:41,809 The saying says, when the time comes you get hurt, there is no other place like home. 919 01:04:42,637 --> 01:04:46,897 And I share that house with someone you have seen, blind woman from laundry, Al. 920 01:04:47,309 --> 01:04:48,860 God, I miss cocaine. 921 01:04:49,479 --> 01:04:50,479 He. 922 01:04:51,314 --> 01:04:53,894 4 layers of walls, each of which contains 4 layers of walls. 923 01:04:54,150 --> 01:04:56,700 Means there are 16 layers of walls. 924 01:04:57,236 --> 01:05:02,656 He is like Robin for Batman, except that he is old and black and blind. 925 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:04,370 And I think he has a crush on me. 926 01:05:04,827 --> 01:05:08,208 Wait, I'm sure Robin loves Batman, too. 927 01:05:18,217 --> 01:05:19,217 Al? 928 01:05:21,637 --> 01:05:22,888 Morning, sleeper. 929 01:05:24,516 --> 01:05:26,686 It smells like an old woman's pants here. 930 01:05:26,726 --> 01:05:28,686 Yes, I'm old. And I wear pants. 931 01:05:28,728 --> 01:05:30,318 But you're not a woman (honorable). 932 01:05:31,481 --> 01:05:33,151 Oh, very comfortable. 933 01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:36,950 Instead of being blind, I haven't seen you wearing Crocs sandals. 934 01:05:36,986 --> 01:05:38,486 You mean, big rubber shoes for me to masturbate? 935 01:05:38,530 --> 01:05:39,530 Yes, I know. 936 01:05:40,032 --> 01:05:42,702 Instead of being blind... 937 01:05:42,743 --> 01:05:44,913 I heard everything in this duplex. 938 01:05:47,248 --> 01:05:48,498 Sit on a stick. 939 01:05:48,541 --> 01:05:49,541 Bactin? 940 01:05:49,583 --> 01:05:53,673 Yes. Bactin must do it. 941 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,721 What if Kullen comes along too? IKEA don't assemble the items yourself, you know. 942 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,720 You tell me. I don't care about Kullen. 943 01:06:01,763 --> 01:06:03,643 Hurdal has increased. 944 01:06:04,307 --> 01:06:06,927 Never mind. Everything is better than Hurdal. 945 01:06:06,977 --> 01:06:10,477 I prefer Hemnes or Trysil than Hurdal. 946 01:06:11,606 --> 01:06:13,897 No, I'm not excited until I see Kullen. 947 01:06:14,235 --> 01:06:15,115 Screw, please. 948 01:06:15,153 --> 01:06:16,533 Here? Now? Just kidding. 949 01:06:16,571 --> 01:06:17,781 I've known it for decades. 950 01:06:17,822 --> 01:06:18,952 You will be surprised. 951 01:06:19,657 --> 01:06:20,737 Pretty disgusting. 952 01:06:22,743 --> 01:06:25,163 Ta... Da. 953 01:06:30,961 --> 01:06:34,091 I hope I never heard of Craigslist again. 954 01:06:34,506 --> 01:06:37,146 My wise words, "Look for roommates, imperfect blind people." 955 01:06:37,176 --> 01:06:38,306 "Must be skilled in using his hands." 956 01:06:38,343 --> 01:06:40,593 Or do you prefer me to assemble the IKEA, and do you pay for the rent? 957 01:06:40,637 --> 01:06:42,507 Why did you become annoying this morning? 958 01:06:43,265 --> 01:06:44,395 Let's repeat. 959 01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:46,773 The bastard who changed me became weird like this... 960 01:06:46,810 --> 01:06:48,431 Successfully escaped my hand today... 961 01:06:50,106 --> 01:06:51,316 My hand. 962 01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:54,904 Capturing it is my only chance to be handsome again, grabbing my super sexy boyfriend again... 963 01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:57,244 And prevent this nonsense happens to other people. 964 01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:01,030 So, yes, today is quite fun like masturbating with sandpaper. 965 01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:04,492 Fart is passing through. 966 01:07:21,972 --> 01:07:23,973 Found out who our friend in the red suit is. 967 01:07:21,972 --> 01:07:23,973 Find out who our friend is wearing the red costume. 968 01:07:26,311 --> 01:07:28,181 The bastard Wade Wilson. 969 01:07:29,147 --> 01:07:31,487 I will also use a mask, if I face like that. 970 01:07:32,150 --> 01:07:33,690 I hope I also recover quickly like him. 971 01:07:37,656 --> 01:07:40,457 However, we will make him suffer. 972 01:07:40,493 --> 01:07:41,743 In our way. 973 01:07:42,161 --> 01:07:43,911 Right. And if he gets well again? 974 01:07:44,914 --> 01:07:46,034 He won't be able to. 975 01:07:46,082 --> 01:07:48,662 Not if there is nothing left to cure. 976 01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:52,679 You know, this is funny. I miss the bastard. 977 01:07:54,090 --> 01:07:55,510 I like challenges. 978 01:07:56,844 --> 01:07:59,014 But he is bad for business. 979 01:07:59,054 --> 01:08:00,764 Now let's find him. 980 01:08:05,227 --> 01:08:06,647 Need Tylenol (Anti-pain)? 981 01:08:06,687 --> 01:08:09,187 You can throw it where you throw Bactin. 982 01:08:09,606 --> 01:08:12,026 I prefer Percocet... 983 01:08:12,067 --> 01:08:16,028 if I wear it I must already be orbiting to Saturn now. 984 01:08:18,867 --> 01:08:20,947 But I appreciate your attention. 985 01:08:21,870 --> 01:08:26,330 I'm crazy or your hand really small? 986 01:08:26,374 --> 01:08:28,124 The size of a KFC fork. 987 01:08:30,295 --> 01:08:32,506 I understand why you're cranky... 988 01:08:32,548 --> 01:08:35,548 But your mood will never be nice until you meet this woman... 989 01:08:35,593 --> 01:08:37,013 And tell how you feel. 990 01:08:37,052 --> 01:08:40,432 What have I told you, Mrs. Magoo? He won't accept me. 991 01:08:40,472 --> 01:08:42,182 If you can see me, you will understand. 992 01:08:42,224 --> 01:08:43,344 Appearance is not everything. 993 01:08:43,392 --> 01:08:44,522 Appearance is everything. 994 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:46,690 Have you ever heard David Beckham talk? 995 01:08:46,729 --> 01:08:48,730 He sounds like he is oral sex with a can of helium. 996 01:08:49,149 --> 01:08:52,399 Do you think Ryan Reynolds can do this with that amazing acting talent? 997 01:08:52,444 --> 01:08:53,864 Love is blind, Wade. 998 01:08:53,904 --> 01:08:54,904 No. 999 01:08:55,906 --> 01:08:57,156 You're blind. 1000 01:08:57,824 --> 01:09:00,744 So you just lie down there and keep whining? 1001 01:09:00,785 --> 01:09:02,865 No, I will wait until this hand reaches puberty... 1002 01:09:02,913 --> 01:09:05,394 And then I will start again with the new Christmas plan. 1003 01:09:05,833 --> 01:09:08,503 Meanwhile, you might want to leave here. 1004 01:09:09,170 --> 01:09:11,590 I am sure that my hand will feel great. 1005 01:09:12,924 --> 01:09:15,634 Go, go, go... 1006 01:09:16,177 --> 01:09:19,137 So, the doctor said, "The bad news is you don't have a long time to live." 1007 01:09:19,180 --> 01:09:20,760 Then, the patient asks, "How long do I have?" 1008 01:09:20,806 --> 01:09:22,717 The doctor said, "Five." 1009 01:09:22,768 --> 01:09:24,388 The patient asks again, "What five?" 1010 01:09:24,436 --> 01:09:28,316 The doctor said, "Four, three, two..." 1011 01:09:35,489 --> 01:09:37,029 What can I help Miss? 1012 01:09:39,619 --> 01:09:40,779 I hope so. 1013 01:09:44,999 --> 01:09:49,129 I heard you might be able to show me where my friend is. 1014 01:09:49,671 --> 01:09:50,671 His name is Wade Wilson. 1015 01:09:52,215 --> 01:09:53,345 Sorry. 1016 01:09:53,383 --> 01:09:54,963 I don't know that name. 1017 01:10:02,309 --> 01:10:04,639 Hey, you can't enter behind the bar. 1018 01:10:08,357 --> 01:10:10,277 I've seen this girl. 1019 01:10:10,317 --> 01:10:12,828 That must be Vanessa. I have heard a lot about him. 1020 01:10:17,576 --> 01:10:19,326 Honey, you might have to look around you. 1021 01:10:19,911 --> 01:10:22,491 This is not the right place for to do something like this. 1022 01:10:23,915 --> 01:10:25,665 Calm down, Angel. 1023 01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:27,089 Lower the little man. 1024 01:10:28,670 --> 01:10:30,421 We already can what we need now. 1025 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:31,890 Are you sure? 1026 01:10:32,592 --> 01:10:35,672 You don't want to wear clothes that are not monochrome? 1027 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:38,390 Have fun in your midnight which is like the Blade II movie. 1028 01:10:42,059 --> 01:10:43,769 Thank you for helping me, friends. 1029 01:10:48,775 --> 01:10:53,065 Wade, we have a problem. And what I mean by "We," is "You." 1030 01:10:53,947 --> 01:10:55,617 I can't believe I did this. 1031 01:10:56,116 --> 01:10:58,996 Is there a word for half fear, and half angry? (Afraid and Angry) 1032 01:10:59,036 --> 01:11:01,166 Yes, "Afrangry," I think. 1033 01:11:01,205 --> 01:11:03,005 Have you decided what will you say to him? 1034 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,041 Fuck me (love me)! 1035 01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:06,295 It is better not to start with that. 1036 01:11:12,217 --> 01:11:15,507 Hey, going to the stage now... 1037 01:11:15,553 --> 01:11:17,713 Give a welcome to Chastity! 1038 01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:23,900 Or like I often call him, Irony. 1039 01:11:23,938 --> 01:11:26,068 It is better to find him immediately before those crazy people. 1040 01:11:26,106 --> 01:11:27,606 How do you know he's here? 1041 01:11:27,650 --> 01:11:30,780 Because I am constantly stalking the fox. 1042 01:11:55,763 --> 01:11:59,273 Every time I see it, is like the first time... 1043 01:12:00,101 --> 01:12:02,271 Especially from this angle. 1044 01:12:25,794 --> 01:12:29,805 You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes. 1045 01:12:32,844 --> 01:12:35,514 You're a bastard! 1046 01:12:36,306 --> 01:12:37,306 Come on! 1047 01:12:38,516 --> 01:12:41,816 Come on, do it together. This is not for me, this is for Vanessa. 1048 01:12:45,982 --> 01:12:47,313 Let's go. 1049 01:12:49,904 --> 01:12:51,484 Full power. 1050 01:12:55,034 --> 01:12:56,164 Vanessa. 1051 01:12:58,662 --> 01:13:02,832 Someone looks for you behind. Talk about your old girlfriend. 1052 01:13:30,196 --> 01:13:31,276 I know it's you. 1053 01:13:33,115 --> 01:13:35,035 Strange pieces. 1054 01:13:36,619 --> 01:13:38,460 Like a puzzle. 1055 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,389 You have to thank _ for Wade Wilson for this. 1056 01:13:59,394 --> 01:14:00,934 Hey. Hey! Where is he going? 1057 01:14:01,896 --> 01:14:04,436 I see him back. Go find him, tiger. 1058 01:14:32,470 --> 01:14:34,220 Bastard! 1059 01:14:34,264 --> 01:14:36,604 - Wait, wait. Come on... - Penis shaker... 1060 01:14:36,641 --> 01:14:38,561 - We can talk about what we will... - Jiminy! Shattered face! 1061 01:14:38,602 --> 01:14:39,892 Okay, or you can hit it. 1062 01:14:39,936 --> 01:14:41,766 - Yes, yes, yes. - Damn! Shit! 1063 01:14:41,813 --> 01:14:44,483 - No, no. OK. Hey! - Damn! Shit! 1064 01:14:44,941 --> 01:14:45,982 - Damn! - Hey. 1065 01:14:47,028 --> 01:14:49,108 Calm down. Quiet. Okay. 1066 01:14:49,155 --> 01:14:50,495 OK. I think it's a good start. 1067 01:14:50,531 --> 01:14:52,621 I will tear this bastard... 1068 01:14:52,658 --> 01:14:53,658 Wait. 1069 01:14:53,701 --> 01:14:55,201 - Find it! Find it. - What? 1070 01:14:55,244 --> 01:14:56,844 - I will be angry. - Okay. OK. 1071 01:14:57,079 --> 01:14:58,869 OK. Okay. OK. 1072 01:14:58,915 --> 01:15:00,255 This. This is Vanessa. 1073 01:15:00,291 --> 01:15:02,331 - What? - No, wait. This is Francis. 1074 01:15:02,376 --> 01:15:03,997 He wants you to come to him. 1075 01:15:04,296 --> 01:15:06,466 - What is that? - That's an emoticon. 1076 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,970 You know, it turns out to be feces with a smiling face and eyes? 1077 01:15:09,009 --> 01:15:11,339 I thought it was chocolate yogurt. 1078 01:15:12,054 --> 01:15:13,264 I need a weapon. 1079 01:15:13,305 --> 01:15:14,475 Okay, which one? 1080 01:15:14,515 --> 01:15:15,645 I need all weapons! 1081 01:15:15,682 --> 01:15:16,892 OK. Okay. 1082 01:15:37,581 --> 01:15:39,041 That's about 3,000 rounds. 1083 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,040 We all know what I can do with 12 rounds. 1084 01:15:42,461 --> 01:15:44,671 Hey, hey, be careful with that, Ronnie Milsap! 1085 01:15:44,713 --> 01:15:45,793 We will fight. 1086 01:15:47,258 --> 01:15:50,808 I will spend the night assembling Borje, but this one interests me. 1087 01:15:51,971 --> 01:15:54,802 I said, we will use Urvaj, not Borje. 1088 01:15:54,850 --> 01:15:56,860 Do that or leave here. 1089 01:15:56,893 --> 01:15:59,683 Damn. Only those at home. 1090 01:15:59,729 --> 01:16:01,489 Don't. Come on. Come on. Pack it up. 1091 01:16:01,857 --> 01:16:03,357 Fast, fast, fast. 1092 01:16:04,776 --> 01:16:05,906 The one below, below, below. 1093 01:16:05,944 --> 01:16:06,944 Damn you. 1094 01:16:08,780 --> 01:16:11,491 Caliber 0.45. I like it. 1095 01:16:13,661 --> 01:16:14,921 Wade... 1096 01:16:16,122 --> 01:16:18,832 I will go with you, but I don't want to. 1097 01:16:23,379 --> 01:16:24,549 Listen, Al... 1098 01:16:25,631 --> 01:16:30,802 If I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you so much. 1099 01:16:31,722 --> 01:16:36,852 Also, there are about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in this apartment... 1100 01:16:36,894 --> 01:16:39,684 Hopefully enough for the cost of treating your blindness. Good luck. 1101 01:16:45,194 --> 01:16:46,485 Do you want to make love? 1102 01:16:56,581 --> 01:16:58,081 Tie him here. 1103 01:17:08,302 --> 01:17:09,512 Please. 1104 01:17:11,931 --> 01:17:14,521 Thank you, Stump Penis. And you mean what I mean. 1105 01:17:14,975 --> 01:17:18,305 Wow. You're babbling too. You and Wade. 1106 01:17:18,354 --> 01:17:21,615 I've tried to tell you a bastard, You've caught the wrong girl. 1107 01:17:21,650 --> 01:17:23,190 My old girlfriend, she's dead. 1108 01:17:23,235 --> 01:17:26,905 Look, I think so too. But he keeps coming back again. 1109 01:17:26,947 --> 01:17:28,277 Like cockroaches... 1110 01:17:28,323 --> 01:17:29,623 But it's worse. 1111 01:17:30,659 --> 01:17:34,119 Now, I'm not hurt heart, but he is. 1112 01:17:35,205 --> 01:17:37,246 Let's see how he fights with me as my hostage. 1113 01:17:46,008 --> 01:17:47,508 Ripley, from Alien 3! 1114 01:17:48,135 --> 01:17:49,975 Fuck you old man. 1115 01:17:51,639 --> 01:17:54,100 Fake laughs. Hide real pain. 1116 01:17:54,142 --> 01:17:55,522 Go call the Silver Seed. 1117 01:17:55,561 --> 01:17:57,811 Will you fight? This morning? 1118 01:17:57,855 --> 01:18:00,695 It seems like something is wrong with eating before dusk or to save money. 1119 01:18:00,816 --> 01:18:04,156 No, do you know the bad guys that you released? 1120 01:18:04,736 --> 01:18:06,656 He caught my girl. 1121 01:18:06,697 --> 01:18:08,077 You have to help me get it back. 1122 01:18:08,490 --> 01:18:10,320 Wade? That's you? 1123 01:18:10,367 --> 01:18:14,788 Yes, this is me, Deadpool, and I have an offer that you can't refuse. 1124 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,660 I will wait here, okay? 1125 01:18:18,710 --> 01:18:20,790 This is a big house. It's funny if I just see you two. 1126 01:18:20,837 --> 01:18:24,137 Looks like this film producer can't afford to pay another X-Man. 1127 01:18:27,677 --> 01:18:29,138 And that is why, in my opinion... 1128 01:18:29,179 --> 01:18:32,389 Film Cocoon is pure pornography. 1129 01:18:32,892 --> 01:18:34,682 Who brings this sparkling man? 1130 01:18:34,727 --> 01:18:36,817 Sparkles, but deadly. 1131 01:18:36,854 --> 01:18:40,904 My friend the Silver Penis agrees to do this for me. 1132 01:18:41,483 --> 01:18:45,484 Instead, I will consider to join the boy band. 1133 01:18:45,530 --> 01:18:46,820 That's not a boy band. 1134 01:18:46,865 --> 01:18:47,905 Of course not. 1135 01:18:49,242 --> 01:18:50,912 So you succeeded won Gita again? 1136 01:18:51,703 --> 01:18:54,163 I try to hold my love tightly, Mr. Pool... 1137 01:18:54,206 --> 01:18:57,836 But Bandhu is more deft and handsome than me. 1138 01:18:58,501 --> 01:19:00,211 I think you're quite handsome too. 1139 01:19:06,093 --> 01:19:07,093 Dopinder? 1140 01:19:09,055 --> 01:19:10,055 What is that sound? 1141 01:19:12,099 --> 01:19:17,729 That's Bandhu in the trunk. 1142 01:19:18,397 --> 01:19:19,688 Whose tire? 1143 01:19:19,733 --> 01:19:22,523 My romantic competitor Bandhu. He is bound in the trunk. 1144 01:19:22,569 --> 01:19:24,239 I do like you say, DP. 1145 01:19:24,279 --> 01:19:28,079 I plan to get her stomach out like tandoori fish, then throw away her carcass in front of Gita's door. 1146 01:19:29,409 --> 01:19:31,079 I didn't tell him to do that. 1147 01:19:31,119 --> 01:19:33,829 Of course not. He translate it. 1148 01:19:33,872 --> 01:19:37,083 Dopinder, this is not a way to win Gita's heart! 1149 01:19:37,126 --> 01:19:38,246 I'm very proud of you. 1150 01:19:38,294 --> 01:19:40,584 Release Bandhu, safely and full of tenderness. 1151 01:19:40,630 --> 01:19:41,550 Kill him. 1152 01:19:41,589 --> 01:19:43,719 Then, win Gita back... 1153 01:19:43,758 --> 01:19:46,548 in the old way, use your childish charm. 1154 01:19:46,594 --> 01:19:47,924 Cheating him. 1155 01:19:49,472 --> 01:19:50,642 He is really deadly. 1156 01:19:56,105 --> 01:19:57,725 Tos five fingers? 1157 01:19:57,773 --> 01:19:59,113 For you? Ten fingers. 1158 01:20:00,609 --> 01:20:03,399 Okay, friends, let's go out and make changes. 1159 01:20:03,445 --> 01:20:05,315 You know what to do. 1160 01:20:06,282 --> 01:20:08,912 Kill them all, Pool Boy! 1161 01:20:10,119 --> 01:20:12,120 It's time to make Chimi Changas. 1162 01:20:13,623 --> 01:20:15,253 Rarely are there people who ravage your face... 1163 01:20:15,292 --> 01:20:18,252 Eliminate your sanity, kidnap your baby's mother in the future... 1164 01:20:18,295 --> 01:20:22,475 And personally destroy four of five special moments in your life. 1165 01:20:22,507 --> 01:20:26,677 Say, this starts to look like Christmas. 1166 01:20:39,650 --> 01:20:40,980 Hey. 1167 01:20:41,027 --> 01:20:42,317 Where is your backpack? 1168 01:21:01,173 --> 01:21:02,594 Bandhu? 1169 01:21:04,135 --> 01:21:06,265 Leave a message and have fun. 1170 01:21:06,304 --> 01:21:07,644 Stupid! 1171 01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:09,390 Let's do this the old way... 1172 01:21:09,432 --> 01:21:12,852 With a pair of swords and full power. 1173 01:21:13,853 --> 01:21:14,853 Play the music. 1174 01:21:31,038 --> 01:21:33,498 Wade Wilson! 1175 01:21:34,041 --> 01:21:35,662 What is my name? 1176 01:21:36,294 --> 01:21:37,874 I will do it for you. 1177 01:21:40,215 --> 01:21:41,295 Teach them. 1178 01:21:41,341 --> 01:21:42,501 Super Heroes land. 1179 01:21:42,551 --> 01:21:44,551 He will make a hero landing super. I waited for that. 1180 01:21:49,182 --> 01:21:50,342 Super Heroes land! 1181 01:21:50,892 --> 01:21:51,972 You know, that's really hurt your knees. 1182 01:21:52,310 --> 01:21:53,751 Really impractical. They all do it. 1183 01:21:54,230 --> 01:21:57,530 You are a beautiful woman, but I save myself for Francis. 1184 01:21:57,567 --> 01:21:58,777 That's why I brought it. 1185 01:21:58,818 --> 01:22:02,028 I don't like hitting women, so please... 1186 01:22:09,245 --> 01:22:12,336 I mean, that's why I took it? 1187 01:22:13,876 --> 01:22:16,046 Oh no, finish first your tweet. That's not... That's... 1188 01:22:16,086 --> 01:22:17,666 Wait a minute first. Yes. 1189 01:22:17,713 --> 01:22:19,043 Now that's it. That hashtag. 1190 01:22:20,424 --> 01:22:22,254 Break him, tiger. 1191 01:22:28,933 --> 01:22:32,683 I feel sorry for the man who will be with him on the high school night. 1192 01:22:33,396 --> 01:22:34,936 OK. Shoot! 1193 01:22:46,702 --> 01:22:48,332 Complete the bitch's bitch! 1194 01:22:48,370 --> 01:22:49,410 Take care of your language, please. 1195 01:22:49,455 --> 01:22:50,615 Ah, just suck on your penism. 1196 01:23:16,650 --> 01:23:18,321 Don't look, kid. 1197 01:23:19,070 --> 01:23:20,400 Don't look! 1198 01:23:27,745 --> 01:23:29,085 Wait! 1199 01:23:29,121 --> 01:23:30,291 Wait! 1200 01:23:30,331 --> 01:23:31,331 Stop the shot! 1201 01:23:31,374 --> 01:23:32,714 Stop the shot! 1202 01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:34,210 Friend! Hey! Hey! 1203 01:23:35,587 --> 01:23:39,297 You only work for the Muppet farting bastard. 1204 01:23:39,341 --> 01:23:43,381 So, I give you a chance to put your gun down... 1205 01:23:43,428 --> 01:23:46,428 in this case, gently... 1206 01:23:46,473 --> 01:23:49,933 maybe like a goodbye fine pair of lovers. 1207 01:23:51,979 --> 01:23:53,270 Good. 1208 01:23:53,314 --> 01:23:54,314 Command! 1209 01:25:06,433 --> 01:25:07,433 Tea bags! 1210 01:25:11,939 --> 01:25:12,939 Bob? 1211 01:25:13,982 --> 01:25:14,932 Wade? 1212 01:25:14,983 --> 01:25:16,273 Oh, God, I haven't seen you since... 1213 01:25:16,318 --> 01:25:18,609 - Jacksonville. Friday. - Since the TGIF event. 1214 01:25:19,405 --> 01:25:21,115 How are you ?! 1215 01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,330 How are children? Good? 1216 01:25:27,872 --> 01:25:29,792 And Gail? He still cooks tuna casseroles? 1217 01:25:29,832 --> 01:25:32,632 Very good! But bad for the waist, if you know what I'm talking about. 1218 01:25:39,343 --> 01:25:42,683 Your breasts... Left. You're a beautiful woman. 1219 01:25:42,721 --> 01:25:43,771 That's so sweet. 1220 01:25:45,224 --> 01:25:46,224 Thank you. 1221 01:25:58,405 --> 01:26:01,995 F R A N C I S Did he write your name too. She's so romantic. 1222 01:26:02,367 --> 01:26:03,737 Don't worry, honey. I come. 1223 01:26:05,370 --> 01:26:06,370 Shoot! 1224 01:26:13,754 --> 01:26:15,214 Hey! 1225 01:26:15,548 --> 01:26:16,548 Get up! 1226 01:26:53,546 --> 01:26:55,096 Bastard... 1227 01:27:06,477 --> 01:27:08,937 That bastard should wear his brown pants. 1228 01:27:11,732 --> 01:27:12,902 You're right, beautiful. 1229 01:27:13,776 --> 01:27:15,486 Red is really my favorite color. 1230 01:27:16,403 --> 01:27:17,364 Wade? 1231 01:27:17,405 --> 01:27:18,405 Don't worry, honey... 1232 01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:20,740 I will get you out of the damn box. 1233 01:27:21,243 --> 01:27:23,453 Is there a better way to bring it back to you? 1234 01:27:23,495 --> 01:27:25,415 Oh, I never left it. 1235 01:27:25,455 --> 01:27:27,585 But you do that, bastard! 1236 01:27:27,624 --> 01:27:29,084 Inhale, baby. 1237 01:27:30,627 --> 01:27:31,757 Oh wait. 1238 01:27:32,879 --> 01:27:34,430 The wrong choice of words. 1239 01:27:36,634 --> 01:27:39,514 I hope they have decided every nerve you feel. 1240 01:27:39,554 --> 01:27:40,634 Because if not, I will do it! 1241 01:27:42,056 --> 01:27:44,096 I hear you can regenerate the body part now, Wade. 1242 01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:45,600 When I'm finished later... 1243 01:27:45,726 --> 01:27:47,566 You have to regrow many parts of your body. 1244 01:27:47,603 --> 01:27:48,723 Especially the one. 1245 01:27:49,647 --> 01:27:51,568 Yes, especially that one. 1246 01:27:51,608 --> 01:27:52,608 Let's dance. 1247 01:27:53,944 --> 01:27:55,194 Dancing, I mean... 1248 01:27:55,237 --> 01:27:56,397 Let's kill each other. 1249 01:28:51,004 --> 01:28:53,214 OK. Use fists. 1250 01:28:53,506 --> 01:28:55,336 Sounds like your last Sunday night. 1251 01:30:17,262 --> 01:30:19,342 Bastard! 1252 01:31:15,698 --> 01:31:16,699 Hold on, honey! 1253 01:31:17,201 --> 01:31:19,161 - Wade! I caught you! 1254 01:31:22,581 --> 01:31:24,541 I have a plan. But you won't like that. 1255 01:31:35,178 --> 01:31:36,298 Damn! Shit! Shit! 1256 01:31:42,269 --> 01:31:44,769 Don't worry. I can handle it. 1257 01:32:00,788 --> 01:32:01,868 Damn! 1258 01:32:02,790 --> 01:32:05,670 Full power! 1259 01:32:48,005 --> 01:32:49,005 Thank you. 1260 01:32:53,928 --> 01:32:55,598 Slow down. 1261 01:33:06,024 --> 01:33:08,654 Oh God! That's very... 1262 01:33:39,685 --> 01:33:41,265 Don't talk anymore! 1263 01:33:42,312 --> 01:33:45,932 You and I will correct this. 1264 01:33:46,692 --> 01:33:47,702 What? 1265 01:33:50,238 --> 01:33:52,948 Basic you're stupid idiot. 1266 01:33:53,491 --> 01:33:58,041 Do you really think there is a cure... for that? 1267 01:33:59,956 --> 01:34:00,956 What? 1268 01:34:01,332 --> 01:34:02,422 You heard me. 1269 01:34:04,210 --> 01:34:05,380 No. 1270 01:34:05,420 --> 01:34:06,671 Nothing! 1271 01:34:13,846 --> 01:34:16,846 So you want to say... 1272 01:34:17,641 --> 01:34:21,901 After all this, you can't repair my face? 1273 01:34:22,479 --> 01:34:24,610 It sounds more stupid when you say it. 1274 01:34:24,649 --> 01:34:29,739 Like a fool who admits he can't do anything so I can let him live? 1275 01:34:33,575 --> 01:34:35,415 Is there a final message? 1276 01:34:37,287 --> 01:34:38,367 What is my name? 1277 01:34:39,497 --> 01:34:40,788 Who cares? 1278 01:34:40,833 --> 01:34:41,833 Wade! 1279 01:34:43,252 --> 01:34:45,632 There are four or five moments. 1280 01:34:46,213 --> 01:34:47,213 Sorry? 1281 01:34:47,256 --> 01:34:49,626 Only four or five moments are needed. 1282 01:34:50,343 --> 01:34:51,343 For? 1283 01:34:52,386 --> 01:34:53,716 Become a hero. 1284 01:34:55,723 --> 01:34:58,474 People think being a hero is a job every time. 1285 01:34:58,518 --> 01:35:02,098 Wake up to be a hero, brush your teeth into heroes, go to work as a hero. 1286 01:35:02,898 --> 01:35:04,688 Not true. 1287 01:35:04,733 --> 01:35:09,903 In a lifetime, there are only four or five moments that are really important. 1288 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:12,780 Moments when you offer choices. 1289 01:35:12,824 --> 01:35:16,995 To sacrifice, conquer criminals, save friends... 1290 01:35:17,789 --> 01:35:20,409 Forgive your enemies. 1291 01:35:20,833 --> 01:35:22,213 In these moments... 1292 01:35:23,002 --> 01:35:25,882 The other thing goes away. 1293 01:35:26,589 --> 01:35:29,129 The way the world sees us. 1294 01:35:29,509 --> 01:35:30,509 The way we... 1295 01:35:34,765 --> 01:35:35,765 Why? 1296 01:35:37,017 --> 01:35:39,067 You chatter on. 1297 01:35:39,103 --> 01:35:42,143 Of course, I might look like pepperoni bread... 1298 01:35:42,189 --> 01:35:44,979 But at least the bastard won't be able to recover again. 1299 01:35:45,234 --> 01:35:47,864 If you wear pants tight superheroes... 1300 01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:49,781 that means I have to forgive psychopaths... 1301 01:35:49,823 --> 01:35:51,993 Then maybe next time I won't wear it again. 1302 01:35:52,033 --> 01:35:54,493 Not everyone is like you. 1303 01:35:54,536 --> 01:35:55,706 Promise me... 1304 01:35:55,745 --> 01:35:59,495 Yes, yes, I will be cautious in the next four moments. 1305 01:35:59,541 --> 01:36:01,161 Oh damn it. 1306 01:36:01,209 --> 01:36:07,180 Now, if you allow me, I'm just a man, who will stand in front of a girl... 1307 01:36:07,216 --> 01:36:08,546 And tell him... 1308 01:36:08,593 --> 01:36:10,673 What should I say to him ?! 1309 01:36:10,720 --> 01:36:13,980 You better think about it yourself. 1310 01:36:15,433 --> 01:36:16,723 I can't talk... 1311 01:36:16,767 --> 01:36:17,857 I deserve it. That is, too. 1312 01:36:18,603 --> 01:36:20,353 No, no, no, don't do that. 1313 01:36:20,396 --> 01:36:22,186 Start talking! 1314 01:36:24,234 --> 01:36:25,814 I'm sorry. 1315 01:36:26,069 --> 01:36:27,529 I am very sorry. 1316 01:36:28,363 --> 01:36:30,903 For all, forgive I for leaving you... 1317 01:36:32,409 --> 01:36:34,499 I'm sorry because I didn't give you news as soon as possible. 1318 01:36:34,536 --> 01:36:36,616 Those are difficult years. 1319 01:36:36,663 --> 01:36:37,663 Difficult? 1320 01:36:45,131 --> 01:36:46,971 I live in a narrow house. 1321 01:36:48,217 --> 01:36:49,547 With 12 family members. 1322 01:36:51,304 --> 01:36:52,844 Every night we scramble to eat. 1323 01:36:52,889 --> 01:36:55,939 Everyone tries to defeat Noelle. He is the most fatest. 1324 01:36:55,975 --> 01:37:01,816 There is nothing we don't share. Rooms, dental floss, even condoms. 1325 01:37:09,949 --> 01:37:12,119 So you live in a house. 1326 01:37:20,961 --> 01:37:23,921 I should have come and meet you sooner. 1327 01:37:25,382 --> 01:37:29,342 But, honey, the person behind this mask, is not the person you ever remembered. 1328 01:37:33,724 --> 01:37:34,934 Do you mean this mask? 1329 01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:56,660 And this one. 1330 01:37:58,125 --> 01:37:59,925 To guard if the other is released. 1331 01:38:02,879 --> 01:38:05,169 OK. Yes, only... 1332 01:38:05,215 --> 01:38:06,926 That's a plaster, just... 1333 01:38:06,968 --> 01:38:09,188 Oow... Yeah. 1334 01:38:09,220 --> 01:38:10,220 Wait, wait, wait... 1335 01:38:12,140 --> 01:38:13,390 Are you sure? 1336 01:38:15,268 --> 01:38:16,278 I'm sure. 1337 01:38:26,780 --> 01:38:27,780 Wow. 1338 01:38:29,033 --> 01:38:30,153 Yes. 1339 01:38:37,082 --> 01:38:38,412 Hey... 1340 01:38:40,670 --> 01:38:42,420 After a little adjustment... 1341 01:38:42,964 --> 01:38:44,884 And a little drink... 1342 01:38:46,301 --> 01:38:48,261 This face... 1343 01:38:52,724 --> 01:38:54,354 I would love to make love to him. 1344 01:39:01,817 --> 01:39:05,527 Behind this costume I am also the same person. 1345 01:39:05,571 --> 01:39:06,571 No. 1346 01:39:06,906 --> 01:39:08,866 I have a super penis. 1347 01:39:08,908 --> 01:39:10,788 Come on, Wade. Take care of your language. 1348 01:39:11,035 --> 01:39:12,415 There are small children here. 1349 01:39:13,496 --> 01:39:15,377 What are you still doing here? 1350 01:39:15,415 --> 01:39:18,125 Get out of here. Go and make yourself useful! 1351 01:39:18,168 --> 01:39:20,968 You, be a good brother. 1352 01:39:21,004 --> 01:39:22,754 Tell the Beast to stop defecating on my page. 1353 01:39:22,798 --> 01:39:24,758 And you, chicken bakmie... 1354 01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:26,600 Nothing compares to you. (Nothing Compares To You) 1355 01:39:26,635 --> 01:39:28,715 Sinnead O Connor, 1990. Sorry. 1356 01:39:28,762 --> 01:39:31,473 No problem. You're cool. 1357 01:39:33,393 --> 01:39:35,103 What does it say? 1358 01:39:35,144 --> 01:39:38,184 That's not what I mean! I am proud of you! 1359 01:39:38,606 --> 01:39:41,776 We will make uniforms X-Men for you, Wade. 1360 01:39:41,818 --> 01:39:44,948 For a while, it feels like we are like three little lion robots... 1361 01:39:44,988 --> 01:39:47,198 who joins to form one super robot. 1362 01:39:48,075 --> 01:39:49,285 That's stupid. 1363 01:39:49,326 --> 01:39:50,366 Yes. 1364 01:39:53,831 --> 01:39:58,211 And now is the time I have been waiting for. 1365 01:40:01,964 --> 01:40:03,094 Come here. 1366 01:40:12,976 --> 01:40:15,936 Wham! As I promised. 1367 01:40:28,993 --> 01:40:30,163 See? 1368 01:40:30,202 --> 01:40:33,792 You don't need to be a hero super to get the girl. 1369 01:40:33,831 --> 01:40:36,711 The right girl will bring out of the hero in you. 1370 01:40:37,209 --> 01:40:40,710 Now, let's finish this epic scene. Camera backs up. 1371 01:40:40,756 --> 01:40:42,346 Yes, that's good. 1372 01:40:42,382 --> 01:40:44,762 That will be the only interesting scene tonight. 1373 01:40:44,801 --> 01:40:48,181 Who doesn't like the end who is happy isn't it? 1374 01:40:48,221 --> 01:40:52,061 See you again, this is your friend The friendly Pool will sing... 1375 01:40:52,100 --> 01:40:57,981 ♪ I'm never gonna dance again ♪ ♪ the way I danced with you. ♪ 1376 01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:12,000 DEADPOOL WILL RETURN AFTER CREDIT 1377 01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:38,000 Transfer Language By: Ry @ Di, Samarinda, April 28, 2016. 1378 01:47:07,957 --> 01:47:09,507 Are you still here? 1379 01:47:12,128 --> 01:47:15,178 The movie has run out. Go home. 1380 01:47:16,841 --> 01:47:21,171 You expect a teaser for Deadpool 2. We don't have that much money. 1381 01:47:22,222 --> 01:47:25,262 What do you expect? Sam Jackson appeared? 1382 01:47:25,308 --> 01:47:27,978 With eye patch and skin costume? 1383 01:47:28,019 --> 01:47:29,650 Go. Go. 1384 01:47:35,903 --> 01:47:38,443 But I can tell you one thing, and that's a little secret. 1385 01:47:38,489 --> 01:47:41,699 For the sequel, we will have Cable. 1386 01:47:41,742 --> 01:47:44,162 Amazing characters. Bionic arm, time travel. 1387 01:47:44,203 --> 01:47:46,494 We don't know who the cast is, but can be anyone. 1388 01:47:46,540 --> 01:47:49,840 We only need a big man with a section on a flat head. Can Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren... 1389 01:47:49,876 --> 01:47:52,376 Keira Knightley. He also counts. Who knows. 1390 01:47:52,421 --> 01:47:53,841 The point is still confidential. 1391 01:47:53,880 --> 01:47:58,390 And don't leave your trash scattered. That is truly immoral. 1392 01:47:59,344 --> 01:48:00,384 Go home. Delivered by: www.subtitlecinema.com