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Microfunction testing 34 00:04:08,341 --> 00:04:11,470 Check, one, two, one, two. Testing. 35 00:04:11,553 --> 00:04:15,724 Topping the preliminary round with 29 of 30... 36 00:04:16,975 --> 00:04:21,938 Bangalore Union A, Represented by Naman Bala... 37 00:04:23,106 --> 00:04:25,108 Ramu Iyengar... 38 00:04:25,942 --> 00:04:27,652 Ilash Ismail... 39 00:04:27,736 --> 00:04:29,571 - Is there Ilash? - [knock] 40 00:04:29,654 --> 00:04:32,657 - [announcer]... and Ajay Iyer. -Ajay. 41 00:04:34,117 --> 00:04:37,996 Will the team captain please come to attract a lot? 42 00:04:38,079 --> 00:04:40,415 [all muttering] B.U.B.U. 43 00:04:40,499 --> 00:04:42,209 [announcer] Captain team? 44 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:44,377 [announcer] Hmm... 45 00:04:45,253 --> 00:04:48,799 The Bangalore Union A team finally arrived. 46 00:04:49,925 --> 00:04:55,472 In Shakespeare's words, it is better three hours too fast than one minute late. 47 00:04:56,181 --> 00:04:59,059 You have to sit in row six. 48 00:04:59,142 --> 00:05:03,855 We should come to draft a lot. Line six is the worst strategically. 49 00:05:04,606 --> 00:05:08,193 Who cares where we sit? We will win too. 50 00:05:08,276 --> 00:05:11,404 We have worse problems. Ilash is in Hyderabad. 51 00:05:11,488 --> 00:05:12,948 [girl] good luck, Naman! 52 00:05:13,865 --> 00:05:16,493 There is your pet volcano, Stromboli. 53 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:18,912 Go rape your cow, Ra-moo. 54 00:05:18,995 --> 00:05:22,541 Come on, ra. Give him a chance. 55 00:05:22,624 --> 00:05:25,794 Yes, cover your face, shoot the base. 56 00:05:25,877 --> 00:05:28,088 [announcer] Are all teams finished? 57 00:05:34,636 --> 00:05:37,305 I have prepared it. I will be very helpful, I promise. 58 00:05:37,389 --> 00:05:40,684 Just shut up and we will win, okay? 59 00:05:40,767 --> 00:05:43,979 - [applause] - [announcer] Bangalore Union B. 60 00:05:44,062 --> 00:05:45,814 Back in the 18th century, 61 00:05:45,897 --> 00:05:51,236 Eton College has an grammar book that lists a series of words from Latin 62 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:54,573 which all means "little or no value." 63 00:05:54,656 --> 00:05:59,160 As a joke, someone enters all four together and creates a new word. 64 00:05:59,244 --> 00:06:05,584 The use of the first record was by William Shenstone in 1741. 65 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:07,168 How are you doing 66 00:06:08,378 --> 00:06:10,839 It looks like our juniors have Calcutta ambitions. 67 00:06:11,631 --> 00:06:15,594 Why come to Calcutta when Bangalore's Black Hole is here? 68 00:06:15,677 --> 00:06:17,178 Time is running out! 69 00:06:17,929 --> 00:06:21,600 The answer is floccinaucinihilipilification. 70 00:06:22,559 --> 00:06:24,269 [announcer] correct answer 71 00:06:24,352 --> 00:06:26,896 Bangalore B is the current leader. 72 00:06:28,189 --> 00:06:32,819 And now for the last question to determine the winner. 73 00:06:33,653 --> 00:06:39,367 Gerald Rusgrove and Charles founded a publisher in 1908. 74 00:06:39,451 --> 00:06:42,996 Today they dominate certain genres. 75 00:06:43,079 --> 00:06:48,168 This company is named their famous surname. Company name 76 00:06:49,002 --> 00:06:51,338 -Simon & Schuster? -Hodder & Stoughton? 77 00:06:51,421 --> 00:06:54,507 They don't dominate certain genres. 78 00:06:57,093 --> 00:07:01,348 Bangalore University A, do we have an answer? 79 00:07:01,431 --> 00:07:02,557 [whisper is not clear] 80 00:07:04,309 --> 00:07:06,353 Is that Mills & Boon? Romance? 81 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:09,230 [announcer] This is... 82 00:07:12,609 --> 00:07:13,777 indeed! 83 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:15,904 [cheering] 84 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:21,826 [announcer] Bangalore Union A is the winner of this quiz contest, 85 00:07:21,910 --> 00:07:27,290 and will represent us in All Indian Quiz Competition in Calcutta. 86 00:07:27,374 --> 00:07:29,167 - [applause] -Thank you. 87 00:07:36,049 --> 00:07:38,802 -Naman. -We won a book coupon for 750 rupees. 88 00:07:38,885 --> 00:07:40,261 That's your part 89 00:07:40,345 --> 00:07:44,557 No, that's not necessary. It is my honor to be in the quiz with you 90 00:07:48,269 --> 00:07:50,480 I insist Besides... 91 00:07:50,563 --> 00:07:54,526 Listen, Ash, we have 500 book coupons between the three of us. 92 00:07:54,609 --> 00:07:57,904 We will sell it to you with regular discounts. 300? 93 00:07:57,988 --> 00:08:00,323 Done But in one condition. 94 00:08:00,407 --> 00:08:02,659 I can come with you wherever you drink tonight 95 00:08:02,742 --> 00:08:05,453 Forget it. We will find someone else. 96 00:08:05,537 --> 00:08:06,955 No, no, no, no, no. 97 00:08:07,706 --> 00:08:10,083 I always save cash for your coupons. 98 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:22,721 See you soon 99 00:08:25,223 --> 00:08:27,100 [motorcycle horn] 100 00:08:29,811 --> 00:08:32,147 Of course you don't want a ride to Dhaba? 101 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:34,482 -Ajay doesn't die -However. 102 00:08:42,741 --> 00:08:44,451 Hey, you, junior! 103 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:53,376 What is your name? 104 00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:57,797 -Randeep. -Randy! 105 00:08:57,881 --> 00:08:59,466 [pop music played] 106 00:09:04,637 --> 00:09:07,807 I, uh... I don't drink too much. 107 00:09:07,891 --> 00:09:10,185 Bullshit. Everyone drinks. 108 00:09:10,268 --> 00:09:11,728 [Naman] It's like fucking. 109 00:09:11,811 --> 00:09:13,897 After your penis is in the hole, 110 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:17,233 It goes to the cervix, encourages the inevitable - 111 00:09:17,317 --> 00:09:18,651 Cervix with a smile. 112 00:09:22,197 --> 00:09:24,783 [all] Chairs! 113 00:09:27,827 --> 00:09:31,039 -Bangalore University, the bottom part. -B.U.B.U. 114 00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:33,249 Go! 115 00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,800 -Naman seven seconds, Ajay nine seconds. -And Randy, don't have sex. 116 00:09:42,634 --> 00:09:45,095 -Bravo. -Garar. 117 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:50,391 [male murmur is not clear] 118 00:09:51,768 --> 00:09:54,395 What is it, dei? It will buy an additional pitcher. 119 00:09:54,479 --> 00:09:56,981 Brahmins must be generous to the servant class 120 00:09:57,065 --> 00:09:59,734 - to preserve the natural order of things. - [Ajay] Right 121 00:09:59,818 --> 00:10:02,278 If everyone gets a degree, who will clean our toilet? 122 00:10:02,362 --> 00:10:05,615 In our village, even if untouched the shadow touches my grandfather, 123 00:10:05,698 --> 00:10:07,200 he must take a shower. 124 00:10:08,701 --> 00:10:09,786 The boy speaks. 125 00:10:13,957 --> 00:10:17,293 Trichinopolies. As Sherlock Holmes sucks. 126 00:10:20,588 --> 00:10:22,924 Okay, friends, I have to go. My father will wait. 127 00:10:23,007 --> 00:10:26,970 Ever wondered why the back Ramu's neck is black? 128 00:10:27,053 --> 00:10:31,558 When Ramu was born, his father rubbed his penis behind his neck. 129 00:10:31,641 --> 00:10:34,018 - [Ramu mumbles] - [boy laughs] 130 00:10:39,274 --> 00:10:44,028 Randy. If you continue to be The right combination between this slave's full respect 131 00:10:44,112 --> 00:10:48,199 and obedience to God, that is me, 132 00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:51,244 who knows, One day you can become our fourth quiz team. 133 00:10:53,079 --> 00:10:58,376 -But I'm on the Tina-- -Tina, Beena team? Who cares? All cunts 134 00:10:59,419 --> 00:11:02,130 Stay for the rest of your life, by all means. 135 00:11:02,839 --> 00:11:03,965 That's your choice. 136 00:11:06,718 --> 00:11:07,886 Good? 137 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:19,147 [coughing] 138 00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:24,444 -He does George. -Horses for courses 139 00:11:24,527 --> 00:11:25,528 neighing! 140 00:11:29,532 --> 00:11:32,619 You will not be allowed to enter Valhalla If you don't know the argument. 141 00:11:34,078 --> 00:11:36,456 I will give you instructions. Painter. 142 00:11:36,539 --> 00:11:40,460 John Stubbs British painters are best known for their paintings of horses. 143 00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:44,672 So when you "do George," you stop the cigar. 144 00:11:46,424 --> 00:11:49,052 Hope the horse is with you. 145 00:11:58,686 --> 00:12:01,773 A beaker full of warm southern parts for boys here 146 00:12:01,856 --> 00:12:04,150 - [Randy retches] - [Naman and Ajay pee] 147 00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:06,945 But you are not permitted vomit on the tree 148 00:12:08,696 --> 00:12:15,536 But if you have to, precision is the key, oh the pupils widen 149 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,455 [man reads the question] 150 00:12:24,045 --> 00:12:26,839 [chanting Sanskrit mantra] 151 00:12:58,037 --> 00:13:04,585 [Father Naman] As written in it Gita is pure, "calmness, restraint, 152 00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:10,967 savings, purity, forgiveness, honesty... 153 00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:15,930 knowledge, wisdom and faith in God 154 00:13:16,014 --> 00:13:18,141 is a task the Brahmins... 155 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,477 born of our innate nature. " 156 00:13:23,229 --> 00:13:25,815 [Naman's father chants] 157 00:13:27,567 --> 00:13:29,402 [Naman joins] 158 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:37,618 [singing] 159 00:13:46,502 --> 00:13:48,254 [bel jingling] 160 00:13:58,556 --> 00:13:59,557 Naman. 161 00:14:14,364 --> 00:14:16,741 [applause] 162 00:14:23,373 --> 00:14:26,000 ["Alabama (Whiskey Bar) song"] 163 00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:47,480 I feel like a new hermaphrodite again. 164 00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:53,069 ♪ Well, show the way to the next whiskey bar ♪ 165 00:14:53,152 --> 00:14:55,905 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 166 00:14:55,988 --> 00:14:58,825 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 167 00:14:58,908 --> 00:15:04,414 ♪ Show the way to the next whiskey bar ♪ 168 00:15:54,049 --> 00:15:07,291 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 169 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:10,169 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 170 00:15:20,972 --> 00:15:26,269 ♪ I say, I say, I say that we must die ♪ 171 00:15:35,361 --> 00:15:38,573 [man] Welcome back to Cos Theta Quiz Contest. 172 00:15:38,656 --> 00:15:41,993 I am Brian D'Costa, and my next question is... 173 00:15:42,994 --> 00:15:44,996 [Brian reads the question] 174 00:16:04,891 --> 00:16:07,768 Aureolae, my friend 175 00:16:08,895 --> 00:16:10,897 God is in aureola. 176 00:16:11,939 --> 00:16:13,608 [Car Horn] 177 00:16:16,319 --> 00:16:18,863 ♪ I'm Henry VIII, I'm ♪ 178 00:16:18,946 --> 00:16:21,449 ♪ Henry VIII, me, me ♪ 179 00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:24,202 ♪ I married a widow next to home ♪ 180 00:16:24,285 --> 00:16:26,454 ♪ And he's married seven times before ♪ 181 00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,664 - [all] Henry! -Don't fuck. 182 00:16:28,748 --> 00:16:31,209 What is crippling? Bull broke your leg? 183 00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:33,586 [laughter] 184 00:16:33,669 --> 00:16:34,670 Hey! 185 00:16:34,754 --> 00:16:36,672 -Show that. - I have it tonight 186 00:16:36,756 --> 00:16:38,925 Why don't we all go and see it? In my place? 187 00:16:39,008 --> 00:16:41,344 No no no no. No, no. 188 00:16:41,427 --> 00:16:42,970 We must prepare a quiz tomorrow. 189 00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:50,102 - [Naman] Henry -A hoax. 190 00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:53,773 When it's done, Remove your dick when you cum. 191 00:16:55,233 --> 00:17:01,531 Cover your face, then you watch your pen. Like an electric meter, it will shake. 192 00:17:01,614 --> 00:17:04,200 [he makes a click] 193 00:17:04,784 --> 00:17:06,035 [chuckles] 194 00:17:06,118 --> 00:17:09,539 What is ra, naman We can all be born at Henry's house. 195 00:17:09,622 --> 00:17:12,625 - [Naman] The milk is full of semen. - [giggling] 196 00:17:16,879 --> 00:17:18,256 Oh no. 197 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:21,717 - ["Love" by Rod Stewart playing] - ♪ Oh no, no more ♪ 198 00:17:22,718 --> 00:17:26,556 ♪ It feels so good I don't understand ♪ 199 00:17:26,639 --> 00:17:28,599 ♪ madness ♪ 200 00:17:31,477 --> 00:17:33,437 ♪ madness ♪ 201 00:17:35,481 --> 00:17:37,567 - ♪ madness ♪ - [no dialogue can be heard] 202 00:17:39,902 --> 00:17:41,654 ♪ madness ♪ 203 00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:46,826 - [music stops] - ♪ madness ♪ 204 00:17:47,952 --> 00:17:50,288 - ♪ madness ♪ -Chee chee, Ramu. 205 00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:54,625 - [Ajay] nice butt -You won't, none of you, 206 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:58,170 refer to your future brother-in-law again sexually. 207 00:17:58,254 --> 00:18:00,006 Ramu! Understand 208 00:18:02,258 --> 00:18:03,843 [snickering] 209 00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:09,849 [murky] 210 00:18:19,775 --> 00:18:21,527 [funky music] 211 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:43,799 [woman moans] 212 00:19:27,343 --> 00:19:28,928 [knock on the door] 213 00:19:29,512 --> 00:19:31,180 [Mrs. Naman] Naman? 214 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,781 [fan speed goes up] 215 00:19:51,909 --> 00:19:53,869 [scream] 216 00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:55,871 [scream continues] 217 00:19:55,955 --> 00:19:57,748 [bell tolls] 218 00:19:57,832 --> 00:20:01,127 You must be wondering what is The Merchant Venice related to Hamlet. 219 00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:05,381 Look, Polonius is a dirty person. 220 00:20:05,464 --> 00:20:07,091 Very shallow 221 00:20:07,174 --> 00:20:11,011 What he doesn't know is that is if he spits into the air... pooo! 222 00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:18,853 Hey, math bastard. 223 00:20:21,272 --> 00:20:23,357 Why do we owe this doubt? 224 00:20:23,441 --> 00:20:27,737 I was around, so I thought I would come see if you were around here. 225 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:33,033 Now that you have taken your ocular contents, wench, a quick departure is possible. 226 00:20:33,117 --> 00:20:35,828 Miles to go Promises to be guarded? 227 00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:38,706 - [Ash] But I... -So, flawed. 228 00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:42,501 - [Ash] Ilash. -What is the second on the quiz? 229 00:20:42,585 --> 00:20:44,462 Junior team. -Oh... 230 00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:47,256 Let me tell you what happened to my junior 231 00:20:47,339 --> 00:20:52,011 I returned from Hyderabad On the train, first class air conditioning, of course, 232 00:20:52,094 --> 00:20:55,431 and that's where he is, at a lower place. 233 00:20:55,514 --> 00:20:58,934 The light goes out, so I turn on the light reading me 234 00:20:59,018 --> 00:21:04,440 and I look down through the curtain and he looks straight at me. 235 00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:09,403 So I'm backing down, I'm reading my book. 236 00:21:10,196 --> 00:21:11,989 He goes up... 237 00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:17,369 and he... around me, okay? 238 00:21:19,497 --> 00:21:21,916 He rubs. 239 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,212 He rubs himself. 240 00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:29,548 [up-tempo dance music play] 241 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,651 Where did the person go? 242 00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:51,695 I'm sure he's taken our ticket money and run 243 00:21:51,779 --> 00:21:53,697 [human] has faith, grasshopper 244 00:21:53,781 --> 00:21:55,157 That's it. 245 00:22:08,754 --> 00:22:09,755 Thank you Uncle. 246 00:22:09,839 --> 00:22:11,757 Your seat is right next to me. 247 00:22:15,511 --> 00:22:17,096 I feel violated. 248 00:22:19,849 --> 00:22:21,517 Is there no law prohibiting visual rape? 249 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,603 In this case, we will all do it ten to 20 250 00:22:28,107 --> 00:22:31,694 - [up-tempo music playing] - [woman gasps] 251 00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:53,382 Ramu. 252 00:22:57,970 --> 00:22:59,138 Appa. 253 00:23:09,857 --> 00:23:14,069 You have to do everything possible to admire Ramu's father, right? 254 00:23:25,497 --> 00:23:27,041 [slow music played] 255 00:23:30,836 --> 00:23:35,716 "My love like red and red roses the new ones appear in June 256 00:23:36,342 --> 00:23:39,386 My love is like a melody It is played sweetly in harmony." 257 00:23:40,179 --> 00:23:41,639 To train 258 00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:43,390 [engine starts] 259 00:23:45,934 --> 00:23:48,604 -What should I do? -There is. 260 00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:56,987 [chat is not clear] 261 00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:32,731 - [Ajay] D'Souza, he is not a Brahmin. - [Naman] becomes 262 00:24:32,815 --> 00:24:35,734 - [Ajay] He is not even a Hindu. -So? 263 00:24:35,818 --> 00:24:37,319 He is a Christian, ra. 264 00:24:38,237 --> 00:24:41,532 In the Brahman tradition, someone will join with the servant class 265 00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:44,493 to transfer our sins to them, because they are messed up too. 266 00:24:44,576 --> 00:24:46,161 [Ajay] Justification. 267 00:24:47,037 --> 00:24:50,457 Do you know how the Jesuits by force change most of us into Christianity? 268 00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:53,711 - Grandpa's grandfather may be Brahman. -Justification. 269 00:24:54,586 --> 00:24:56,797 [Naman] The scriptures say that the role of Brahman 270 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,049 is to lift up the oppressed class. 271 00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:01,385 Miss D'Souza will be my project. 272 00:25:01,468 --> 00:25:03,178 allegiance. 273 00:25:05,597 --> 00:25:07,808 [Mid-tempo music playing on the radio] 274 00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:15,274 Dear Rita, I have to compare it with you to summer days 275 00:25:15,357 --> 00:25:17,317 But then I'm not the Bard. 276 00:25:17,401 --> 00:25:21,530 Interestingly, did you know that Colonel Gaddafi from Libya 277 00:25:21,613 --> 00:25:24,408 claiming that William Shakespeare was actually a Libyan Muslim 278 00:25:24,491 --> 00:25:26,118 named Wali Miya Sheikh Zubair. 279 00:25:28,871 --> 00:25:32,958 There is also certain loose news Sheshappa Iyer, a Brahman from Mysore, 280 00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:35,419 go to England and write plays. 281 00:25:37,796 --> 00:25:39,506 But pretty much Avon. 282 00:25:39,590 --> 00:25:45,095 The Butler, in her eternal fragments titled, rather right, 283 00:25:45,179 --> 00:25:47,431 Drinking song, he asks... 284 00:25:50,184 --> 00:25:51,935 Thank you, dad. 285 00:25:59,276 --> 00:26:00,277 Thank you mom. 286 00:26:01,236 --> 00:26:03,238 [Brian reads the question] 287 00:26:08,744 --> 00:26:12,456 [Naman] D'Souza, P... D'Souza, P... 288 00:26:12,539 --> 00:26:14,500 ♪ Hello, operator ♪ 289 00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:18,170 ♪ You know that I've been waiting for on this call, da, da, da ♪ 290 00:26:18,253 --> 00:26:20,756 - ♪ I said hey, operator... ♪ - [Naman] Bingo! 291 00:26:22,007 --> 00:26:25,344 ♪ You make me nervous cos the line is involved ♪ 292 00:26:25,427 --> 00:26:28,388 ♪ I can't believe we let it until this stage ♪ 293 00:26:28,472 --> 00:26:30,557 - ♪ Sit here - ♪ -Shh! Shh! Shh! 294 00:26:31,308 --> 00:26:32,726 Hello. Hai, Rita. 295 00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:34,895 [man] Rita, Gita or Sita... 296 00:26:34,978 --> 00:26:38,941 You boys will only... Your meat-shakes-a. 297 00:26:39,775 --> 00:26:42,402 [heroic music] 298 00:26:42,486 --> 00:26:45,656 [people singing] Ronnie! Ronnie! Ronnie! Ronnie! 299 00:26:49,535 --> 00:26:51,787 Destroys reason. I'm impressed. 300 00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:56,208 Smart kids But while you are busy Putting one line is sad, 301 00:26:56,291 --> 00:27:00,128 -we just won the cricket championship. -Do not be joyful not be limited. 302 00:27:00,212 --> 00:27:02,589 Say one physical activity that you can do better than us. 303 00:27:02,673 --> 00:27:05,092 -Consume alcohol. -In industrial quantities. 304 00:27:05,175 --> 00:27:06,593 [laughter] 305 00:27:06,677 --> 00:27:08,637 -Done This is a challenge. -A royal challenge? 306 00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:11,974 Tomorrow at home, our victory party. 307 00:27:12,057 --> 00:27:15,477 Take yourself to Sadashivnagar and ask anyone for Palace Tower. 308 00:27:15,561 --> 00:27:18,438 -Then see who is bigger. -We don't go for half a step. 309 00:27:18,522 --> 00:27:21,483 Ronnie, I'm hungry. 310 00:27:21,567 --> 00:27:23,110 Burger? 311 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,078 - I don't believe we get a brain - - And they get their daughter. 312 00:27:33,161 --> 00:27:36,748 Even then, Coco-panties themselves. 313 00:27:36,832 --> 00:27:39,835 Many ships have sailed the coconut lagoon. 314 00:27:39,918 --> 00:27:42,796 [music euphoria] 315 00:27:56,643 --> 00:27:59,396 - [laughter] - [playing guitar music] 316 00:28:00,397 --> 00:28:01,940 Rich bastard 317 00:28:03,859 --> 00:28:08,155 Ramu, "rich people have a lot of enemies, 318 00:28:08,238 --> 00:28:10,866 while knowledgeable people have lots of friends 319 00:28:22,878 --> 00:28:25,130 [Ronnie] Oh-ho-ho-ho! 320 00:28:25,213 --> 00:28:29,801 So you all drag yourself away from your busy schedule 321 00:28:29,885 --> 00:28:31,261 It must have been dragged. 322 00:28:32,262 --> 00:28:34,097 Ever used one of these babies before? 323 00:28:34,181 --> 00:28:37,476 -You have overcompensation problems. -So you don't know how to use them? 324 00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:39,436 Poses only. 325 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:40,979 Girls... 326 00:28:46,318 --> 00:28:49,780 So what do you think of that old pad? Pretty impressive, huh? 327 00:28:50,697 --> 00:28:53,909 - Very Las Vegas. -Dad's favorite city. We go every year. 328 00:28:53,992 --> 00:28:56,578 And where did you go for your hols, Big Boy? 329 00:28:57,955 --> 00:29:01,083 I have to tell you that we have very good cow breeding-- 330 00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:04,878 Cattle farm Ramu goes to cattle ranch! 331 00:29:04,962 --> 00:29:07,589 I also hear you raping your cow. 332 00:29:07,673 --> 00:29:09,508 That's our joke. 333 00:29:09,591 --> 00:29:12,928 [Ronnie] This, drink. Better than your normal nag, I'm sure. 334 00:29:14,346 --> 00:29:16,848 -B.U.B.U. -What's more? 335 00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:23,897 Do you do everything very quickly? 336 00:29:23,981 --> 00:29:26,233 He won't know, honey. He never did. 337 00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:29,361 Those who can't drink don't throw stones 338 00:29:29,444 --> 00:29:32,072 Okay, bugger, place your mouth where is the bottle 339 00:29:35,826 --> 00:29:37,953 Praemonitus, praemunitus 340 00:29:38,036 --> 00:29:39,663 -Huh? -Next is forearmed. 341 00:29:39,746 --> 00:29:43,458 Minutes of Fistula, around 1425, J. Arderne 342 00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:47,212 - Also Don Quixote's Cervantes-- -Just shut up and drink, lie quiz. 343 00:29:47,296 --> 00:29:49,631 [playing dance music] 344 00:30:01,393 --> 00:30:02,728 Drink, I say! 345 00:30:10,694 --> 00:30:12,696 [record scratches] 346 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,241 [music stops] 347 00:30:17,242 --> 00:30:18,577 I think my father called me. 348 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:21,121 [snoring] 349 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:31,631 [Ajay] See what I found. 350 00:30:32,924 --> 00:30:34,801 Naman takes the bottle... 351 00:30:35,969 --> 00:30:38,472 uncorks it... 352 00:30:39,473 --> 00:30:42,059 and sniff it deeply. 353 00:30:44,353 --> 00:30:48,190 Deep nose, rich and complex. 354 00:30:48,732 --> 00:30:50,734 [sniff] 355 00:30:50,817 --> 00:30:52,819 - Open orange peel. -Mmm. 356 00:30:53,945 --> 00:30:55,530 Espreso. 357 00:30:56,198 --> 00:30:59,868 And Gruyère incandescent tone and smoking Parma ham. 358 00:30:59,951 --> 00:31:01,828 But you are vegetarian. 359 00:31:07,334 --> 00:31:10,003 I am married. I see... 360 00:31:11,922 --> 00:31:15,133 -You flick, I will click. -GOOD! 361 00:31:22,349 --> 00:31:23,725 I can't do it. 362 00:31:26,937 --> 00:31:29,731 -That's our caste. - [burps] 363 00:31:29,815 --> 00:31:31,566 Why are we Brahmins so conservative? 364 00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:36,321 Oh, for a little hard work in this Tory period! 365 00:31:37,072 --> 00:31:39,408 Like waste! 366 00:31:43,662 --> 00:31:48,333 However, there are, other actions. 367 00:31:54,756 --> 00:31:57,926 - [laughter] - [click camera] 368 00:31:58,844 --> 00:32:00,137 [bell tolls] 369 00:32:04,015 --> 00:32:04,975 I see! 370 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,728 -Back again from Hyderabad? -In the plane. 371 00:32:09,479 --> 00:32:11,273 Business class of course. 372 00:32:11,356 --> 00:32:14,943 There is this, uh... mwah! ... the girl beside me 373 00:32:15,026 --> 00:32:18,530 -So you start to feel it. -Why don't you make love? 374 00:32:19,656 --> 00:32:21,116 Who says no? 375 00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:23,493 There is this toilet. 376 00:32:23,577 --> 00:32:26,413 -And you join the mil-high club. -Coffee tea or me? 377 00:32:26,496 --> 00:32:29,458 Unrestricted memoirs from two airline flight attendants. 378 00:32:29,541 --> 00:32:31,084 -Rachel Jones. -Trudy Baker. 379 00:32:31,168 --> 00:32:35,297 No, no, I use the Silk of Fun. 380 00:32:37,174 --> 00:32:39,342 -Promise God. - [bell school bell rings] 381 00:32:44,473 --> 00:32:48,185 Wow, you actually attend class 382 00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:52,939 -This is Wednesday. -Coco-pants in days. 383 00:32:53,023 --> 00:32:55,650 What is the color of the TV color? 384 00:32:55,734 --> 00:32:58,778 [humming is not clear] 385 00:32:58,862 --> 00:33:01,239 [all harmonization] 386 00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:06,453 [old-time playing song] 387 00:33:12,918 --> 00:33:14,211 [chat is not clear] 388 00:33:28,767 --> 00:33:30,769 I say white 389 00:33:30,852 --> 00:33:33,313 I am a dirty person, so I will say yellow. 390 00:33:33,396 --> 00:33:36,441 - Pink. Think pink. - Red. 391 00:33:45,534 --> 00:33:49,496 Class. Today, Sonnet is without the same. Dear... 392 00:33:49,579 --> 00:33:52,541 "Should I compare you with a summer day? 393 00:33:52,624 --> 00:33:56,253 You are prettier and more temperate. And your rent will also end soon if you don't stop the evil giggle. 394 00:33:56,336 --> 00:33:59,631 395 00:33:59,714 --> 00:34:03,385 396 00:34:03,468 --> 00:34:07,556 397 00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:12,602 In this case, my favorite shoot in May, please pollinate away. 398 00:34:13,895 --> 00:34:17,607 This is the first. Ronnie wants to contribute to a class. 399 00:34:17,691 --> 00:34:20,026 -Talk! -When forever hold your urine 400 00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:22,153 Quiz Team, exit now. 401 00:34:22,237 --> 00:34:27,659 Sir, by "disguising away," do you ask the children to break away? 402 00:34:27,742 --> 00:34:29,494 Your personal help helps. 403 00:34:30,912 --> 00:34:33,456 "Get off the stage properly, be chased with a bear." 404 00:34:33,540 --> 00:34:35,959 [girl] Looks like the cricket team came in a package deal 405 00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:38,128 Good things come in big packages. 406 00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:39,087 [laughter] 407 00:34:39,170 --> 00:34:42,465 You can touch my silly point with your smooth legs at any time 408 00:34:46,428 --> 00:34:49,556 Your middle stump is very long. 409 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:52,350 Stitching on your ball looks pretty good 410 00:34:56,354 --> 00:34:59,482 I'm sure you have something to do with this Thank you. 411 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:02,485 Oh, and uh, enjoy your pocket billiards. 412 00:35:12,037 --> 00:35:13,705 Bad lizard lounge. 413 00:35:13,830 --> 00:35:16,750 [drum up-tempo] 414 00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:20,003 [man singing] ♪ Oh, you're a jerk ♪ 415 00:35:20,086 --> 00:35:23,673 ♪ Pain that is so bad at a vagrant ♪ 416 00:35:23,757 --> 00:35:27,260 [unclear song] 417 00:35:27,344 --> 00:35:30,722 ♪ Brahman Naman Fuck you up ♪ 418 00:35:32,182 --> 00:35:35,226 Enough is enough. Let's call Henry. 419 00:35:35,977 --> 00:35:37,896 [Car Horn] 420 00:35:39,981 --> 00:35:41,650 [horn] 421 00:35:42,067 --> 00:35:44,027 Come, come! 422 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:46,946 Arrival. 423 00:35:48,156 --> 00:35:50,075 "Come, come." 424 00:35:50,158 --> 00:35:52,535 Save some cum for bitches! [laughs] 425 00:35:52,619 --> 00:35:55,080 A man and his cum immediately split up. 426 00:35:56,081 --> 00:35:59,209 Something to make us in the mood. 427 00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:01,044 What mood 428 00:36:01,127 --> 00:36:05,173 All you need is a prostitute and hard-on. 429 00:36:05,256 --> 00:36:06,633 [Henry laughs] 430 00:36:06,716 --> 00:36:09,219 ["Alabama (Whiskey Bar)"] 431 00:36:09,302 --> 00:36:15,308 ♪ Well, show the way to the next little girl ♪ 432 00:36:15,392 --> 00:36:18,061 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 433 00:36:18,144 --> 00:36:20,605 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 434 00:36:20,689 --> 00:36:25,819 ♪ Just show me the way for the next little girl... ♪ 435 00:36:28,822 --> 00:36:31,241 I always like starter before the main dish 436 00:36:31,324 --> 00:36:33,284 The best way to start innings. 437 00:36:35,954 --> 00:36:40,125 50 Lollipop rupees. 75 rupees mouthwash. 100 rupees full 438 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,085 Lollipop. Enter into. 439 00:36:47,048 --> 00:36:49,426 No, no, no, still! 440 00:36:49,509 --> 00:36:52,929 When the stadium is full, batsman always perform better. Come on. 441 00:36:57,642 --> 00:36:58,476 [unzips pants] 442 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:04,107 [Henry chuckles] 443 00:37:20,832 --> 00:37:22,792 [Henry moaning] 444 00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:25,211 [shouting] 445 00:37:26,463 --> 00:37:28,798 Give me 75 rupees, mouthwash. 446 00:37:29,632 --> 00:37:31,384 Fifty-one seconds! 447 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,988 Now, your chance 448 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:55,158 [rock music played nearby] 449 00:37:57,535 --> 00:38:00,163 - Here it is, boy. -Uh, Henry... 450 00:38:00,246 --> 00:38:03,249 Hey! Are you brahman boy have guts or not? 451 00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:05,084 Maybe for security reasons, only lollipop. 452 00:38:05,168 --> 00:38:07,378 Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome and all that. 453 00:38:07,462 --> 00:38:09,088 [groans] 454 00:38:09,172 --> 00:38:12,717 Your money, your choice Come. 455 00:38:16,638 --> 00:38:17,889 [women complain] 456 00:38:24,938 --> 00:38:25,939 Uh... 457 00:38:26,022 --> 00:38:32,362 My friends, uh, they want blowjobs, mouthwash, lollipop 458 00:38:36,115 --> 00:38:37,826 What friend Huh? 459 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:47,585 Uh... 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Another quiz time? 515 00:42:36,314 --> 00:42:37,774 Calcutta, Appa. 516 00:42:37,857 --> 00:42:40,151 [Brian reads the question] 517 00:42:51,162 --> 00:42:52,705 [Ash] Naman! 518 00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:57,251 -Naman. - [Naman] what? 519 00:42:58,294 --> 00:43:01,756 I just came to say good luck. And goodbye. 520 00:43:01,839 --> 00:43:06,928 Alright Because of that, the base, arrivederci. 521 00:43:08,054 --> 00:43:10,181 Is there anything you need to travel? 522 00:43:10,264 --> 00:43:11,516 No. 523 00:43:12,683 --> 00:43:15,603 Actually yes. Come with me. 524 00:43:17,230 --> 00:43:18,397 Hello, ash 525 00:43:27,323 --> 00:43:30,493 Request Rita. It's easy if it's a girl's voice. 526 00:43:33,037 --> 00:43:36,165 Hello. Can I talk to Rita? 527 00:43:38,709 --> 00:43:40,670 [funky music] 528 00:43:42,046 --> 00:43:42,922 [telephone rings] 529 00:43:45,967 --> 00:43:48,094 [keep ringing] 530 00:43:54,809 --> 00:43:57,687 -Hello? - [Naman] Hello? 531 00:43:58,771 --> 00:43:59,647 Hi, Rita. 532 00:44:02,024 --> 00:44:06,154 -Who is this? -This is an admirer. 533 00:44:06,237 --> 00:44:07,488 Admirers? 534 00:44:08,698 --> 00:44:10,366 Eh, I sent the letter 535 00:44:10,449 --> 00:44:12,285 What letter 536 00:44:12,368 --> 00:44:15,746 The one with perfume. - [line distorts] 537 00:44:18,124 --> 00:44:19,375 Hello? 538 00:44:19,458 --> 00:44:20,793 Hello? 539 00:44:21,544 --> 00:44:23,796 -Hello? -Hello? Rita? 540 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,674 -Hello? Are you at the - [whistling train] station 541 00:44:27,466 --> 00:44:28,342 Yes. 542 00:44:29,468 --> 00:44:32,513 Do you come... or leave? 543 00:44:33,139 --> 00:44:35,266 I... I don't know. 544 00:44:35,349 --> 00:44:37,101 [laughs] 545 00:44:38,728 --> 00:44:42,940 Hello? Do you know you are the most beautiful person on earth? 546 00:44:44,150 --> 00:44:45,359 Hello? 547 00:44:45,443 --> 00:44:47,361 Rita, hello? I love you. 548 00:44:49,697 --> 00:44:51,657 [unclear shout] 549 00:44:57,747 --> 00:44:59,373 -Process. - [train whistle] 550 00:45:06,839 --> 00:45:10,343 You succeeded. I will pull the chain. 551 00:45:10,426 --> 00:45:12,303 What happened to Ramu? 552 00:45:12,386 --> 00:45:15,097 He did not ask permission from his father. 553 00:45:15,181 --> 00:45:16,933 There is a fourth member for the quiz. 554 00:45:17,016 --> 00:45:20,686 [man] I might be old, but I haven't died yet. 555 00:45:20,770 --> 00:45:22,897 According to the rules of the championship, 556 00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:25,900 Your companion is permitted to break into. 557 00:45:26,692 --> 00:45:28,277 [Naman] That's good, then. 558 00:45:28,361 --> 00:45:31,238 Sir, can we play music? 559 00:45:31,322 --> 00:45:34,617 -What? Can you repeat the question? -Do we play music? 560 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:38,621 If music becomes love food, play it. 561 00:45:38,704 --> 00:45:41,415 [funky rock music] 562 00:45:50,049 --> 00:45:51,300 [murky] 563 00:45:54,011 --> 00:45:56,180 [knock on the door] 564 00:45:58,099 --> 00:45:59,850 [switch music] 565 00:46:01,811 --> 00:46:06,148 What is this sound? Other people have complained, you know 566 00:46:06,232 --> 00:46:09,485 Sir, we are young Can enjoy it just once. 567 00:46:09,568 --> 00:46:12,238 - Hold politeness. -Of course, sir. 568 00:46:20,663 --> 00:46:22,331 [music resume] 569 00:46:39,473 --> 00:46:41,976 [mouthwash] 570 00:46:43,602 --> 00:46:48,065 [Naman] Padma R, F-18. Naina K, F-18. 571 00:46:48,149 --> 00:46:51,610 This F-18 can bomb my air base at any time! 572 00:46:51,694 --> 00:46:54,071 [Ajay] Rani P, F-17. 573 00:46:54,155 --> 00:46:56,907 [Randy] Augusta D, F-58. 574 00:46:58,784 --> 00:47:03,831 Unfortunately, here, if I'm not too much Wrong, it's my own exhibition. 575 00:47:03,914 --> 00:47:06,876 [Randy] This shows a kick away from a arranged marriage. 576 00:47:17,553 --> 00:47:20,639 Sir, why is Madras there, as a concept? 577 00:47:22,099 --> 00:47:25,853 You know, I have a deadly relationship with Madras. 578 00:47:25,936 --> 00:47:29,106 The first time I passed the city, the chief minister died 579 00:47:29,190 --> 00:47:30,941 The second time, the governor dies. 580 00:47:31,025 --> 00:47:34,195 This time, I hope the minority is cursed to die. 581 00:47:34,904 --> 00:47:37,198 [Naman] Sir, surely it's a bit fanatical. 582 00:47:37,281 --> 00:47:38,657 Bigoted, shigoted. 583 00:47:38,741 --> 00:47:42,161 We Brahman are the greatest fanatic and racist on this planet. 584 00:47:42,244 --> 00:47:46,207 Why are you ashamed of that? Happy with your supremacy, I said. 585 00:47:46,290 --> 00:47:48,209 A quarter of a kilo 586 00:47:51,712 --> 00:47:53,672 -Naman? -Sir? 587 00:47:53,756 --> 00:47:56,759 -Dig out the gin bottle. -Hah? 588 00:47:56,842 --> 00:47:59,637 I might be old, but I'm not blind. However. 589 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:02,681 An old man is permitted to enjoy the drink too. 590 00:48:02,765 --> 00:48:08,646 Cherry in gin is cherry on the cake. 591 00:48:08,729 --> 00:48:10,356 [laughs] 592 00:48:12,733 --> 00:48:14,401 Are you all in your cup? 593 00:48:16,946 --> 00:48:20,074 -Diamonds forever -Berry fruit. 594 00:48:23,619 --> 00:48:27,248 The head of the aspiring minister is not dead 595 00:48:27,331 --> 00:48:29,291 But that can change. 596 00:48:29,917 --> 00:48:33,796 He used to live on my way When he was in school. 597 00:48:33,879 --> 00:48:37,133 Bastards in green school uniforms, 598 00:48:37,216 --> 00:48:42,138 The skirt ends right under her underwear. 599 00:48:42,221 --> 00:48:44,723 He really drips as he walks along the road. 600 00:48:44,807 --> 00:48:49,854 And dogs on the heat followed by prostitutes in the heat. 601 00:48:56,152 --> 00:48:57,862 [stammers] Ch - Ch-- 602 00:48:57,945 --> 00:49:00,531 Chrysalis, I believe that the word you are struggling for. 603 00:49:01,407 --> 00:49:03,242 [women] Away from the cocoon of parents. 604 00:49:03,325 --> 00:49:07,538 Not to mention the most conservative city in the world. 605 00:49:08,372 --> 00:49:11,542 -Madras. -The name nympha becomes a butterfly. 606 00:49:11,625 --> 00:49:13,836 It is interesting that you use the word "nympha." 607 00:49:13,919 --> 00:49:17,715 If you will whip that old joke nymphomaniac, forget it. 608 00:49:17,798 --> 00:49:21,552 Be like that possible, Whatever mania you like, 609 00:49:21,635 --> 00:49:24,305 You seem to be a peeping seduction. 610 00:49:24,388 --> 00:49:28,434 You don't need a lot of persuasion in the Brahman family, sir. 611 00:49:28,517 --> 00:49:32,605 Learning, learning, learning. A good quiz for you 612 00:49:32,688 --> 00:49:36,317 I mean, who will marry you if not at least have a postgraduate degree? 613 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,862 That's right. Who will do it? 614 00:49:41,155 --> 00:49:44,158 -Do we see you in the Bangalore quiz? -We have seen you 615 00:49:44,241 --> 00:49:46,785 -We are in the South Zone championship. -Who we won 616 00:49:46,869 --> 00:49:48,370 Oh really, how do you know? 617 00:49:51,874 --> 00:49:54,752 I'm Randeep... Randy. 618 00:49:55,669 --> 00:49:57,463 Padma. Rice. 619 00:49:57,546 --> 00:49:59,840 There are no predictable Irish jokes. 620 00:49:59,924 --> 00:50:03,052 I go for the rice theme. I'm Ajay 621 00:50:03,969 --> 00:50:06,263 -Rani. -Yasmin 622 00:50:06,347 --> 00:50:07,264 Naina. 623 00:50:08,557 --> 00:50:10,434 He is Naman, the captain of our team. 624 00:50:10,517 --> 00:50:14,688 I have seen Trappist monks speak more than your team captain. 625 00:50:14,772 --> 00:50:19,568 Forget it. He is in love. With me. 626 00:50:22,905 --> 00:50:24,865 [Naman] Where is he all my wife? 627 00:50:25,991 --> 00:50:27,618 Madras. 628 00:50:30,037 --> 00:50:31,997 You really have to fall in love. 629 00:50:32,873 --> 00:50:34,375 What makes you say that? 630 00:50:35,251 --> 00:50:38,379 Physical action is not an intelligent verbal comeback. 631 00:50:38,462 --> 00:50:40,256 But what can I do? 632 00:50:41,173 --> 00:50:42,675 Talk to him, maybe. 633 00:50:44,051 --> 00:50:45,511 It is known to work. 634 00:50:48,222 --> 00:50:50,432 I will try and chat with Paddy. 635 00:50:52,142 --> 00:50:54,603 -What about Rita? -Who? 636 00:50:54,687 --> 00:50:57,273 [Brian reads the question] 637 00:51:03,112 --> 00:51:05,030 [companion] So, the essence of my book, 638 00:51:05,114 --> 00:51:08,450 I certify Nostradamus Hinduism is inevitable, 639 00:51:08,534 --> 00:51:12,997 is that your superstar Christ Actually it's familiar with a Roman guard. 640 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,749 Tiberius Iulius Abdes Pantera. 641 00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:18,877 -Cataly is much higher than god. - [woman] How complicated. 642 00:51:18,961 --> 00:51:22,715 Obviously there are traces of miscegenation on your own family tree, 643 00:51:22,798 --> 00:51:26,760 - where did you come out to pollute Christianity. -No, no, there is evidence. 644 00:51:26,844 --> 00:51:31,265 The Greek philosopher Celsus So said in his work Alethès Lógos. 645 00:51:31,348 --> 00:51:35,144 -He was denied by his friend Origen-- -In the eight volumes of Contra Celsum. 646 00:51:37,730 --> 00:51:41,817 Naina, can I talk to you for a while? 647 00:51:44,403 --> 00:51:48,490 No. There is no mixing with guys. What will your father say? 648 00:51:48,574 --> 00:51:50,868 Let him go, O Augusta Delphin. 649 00:51:50,951 --> 00:51:56,749 They are typical quiz kids. Harmless, merciless, odorless. 650 00:51:58,876 --> 00:52:03,714 It is clear that your students, Bernard Judekumar Irudayarasan. 651 00:52:03,797 --> 00:52:07,676 I will you know, Miss Augusta, that in 1968, 652 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:12,181 when I used to come to your school, no one... 653 00:52:12,264 --> 00:52:14,141 [mat train horn] 654 00:52:14,224 --> 00:52:16,810 [Naina] Now, nothing for me? 655 00:52:16,894 --> 00:52:18,979 A beaker full of warm southern parts. 656 00:52:19,063 --> 00:52:20,939 Beautiful Hippocrene. 657 00:52:23,817 --> 00:52:25,569 You know your stuff 658 00:52:27,029 --> 00:52:28,030 Mmm. 659 00:52:28,113 --> 00:52:30,199 This is a funny thing about knowledge. 660 00:52:30,282 --> 00:52:32,868 More than one person has been known to have it 661 00:52:32,951 --> 00:52:36,163 -That is not what I mean. -That's exactly what you mean. 662 00:52:36,246 --> 00:52:39,583 But you don't say what you mean when you say that - 663 00:52:39,666 --> 00:52:41,377 That you fell in love with me. 664 00:52:42,544 --> 00:52:44,713 This is very clear. 665 00:52:44,797 --> 00:52:51,220 I'm handsome, smart, female, brahman, 666 00:52:51,303 --> 00:52:54,223 now sipping alcoholic drinks with you. 667 00:52:54,306 --> 00:52:59,061 I even talked in that funny, convoluted way that the quizzer seemed to automatically adopt. 668 00:52:59,645 --> 00:53:03,565 And if I ask for the cigar, you will propose immediately. 669 00:53:04,775 --> 00:53:08,237 And I'm not fascinated with your quiz-champ status. 670 00:53:11,156 --> 00:53:13,659 You know a lot about me How? 671 00:53:13,742 --> 00:53:15,494 I've seen you on stage. 672 00:53:15,577 --> 00:53:17,246 Admire me from afar. 673 00:53:17,955 --> 00:53:21,708 Seen on stage. You are a great quizzer 674 00:53:21,792 --> 00:53:28,590 fundamentalist Brahman, alcoholics, sexists, etc. 675 00:53:28,674 --> 00:53:30,300 Thank you. 676 00:53:30,384 --> 00:53:33,303 And only you will take it as a compliment. 677 00:53:35,055 --> 00:53:39,601 -You still haven't answered. -I still don't know what the question is 678 00:53:39,685 --> 00:53:42,563 [train horn blowing] 679 00:53:42,646 --> 00:53:44,898 [Rita] are you coming or going? 680 00:53:44,982 --> 00:53:46,150 Forget it. 681 00:53:46,233 --> 00:53:47,568 -Brahman family. -Naman. 682 00:53:47,651 --> 00:53:48,735 - [Naman] Rita? -Naina. 683 00:53:48,819 --> 00:53:50,612 - [Ajay] He is a Christian, ra. -No! 684 00:53:52,948 --> 00:53:55,659 [Bernard] And what's worse, is that I lost a lot of money 685 00:53:55,742 --> 00:53:58,454 because termites get into my deposit box 686 00:53:59,705 --> 00:54:01,457 Sir, what happened? 687 00:54:01,540 --> 00:54:03,584 We are trapped on the Orissa-Bengal border. 688 00:54:03,667 --> 00:54:05,878 The party in power has asked a bandh, a general strike. 689 00:54:05,961 --> 00:54:08,380 There is no movement for the next 12 hours. 690 00:54:12,134 --> 00:54:15,846 -And the backup, sir? -I finished everything when you fell asleep. 691 00:54:15,929 --> 00:54:17,639 Miss Augusta helps. 692 00:54:18,891 --> 00:54:21,393 And the train has run out of food. 693 00:54:21,477 --> 00:54:23,187 Wake up, bastard 694 00:54:24,688 --> 00:54:27,483 - [groans] -Wake up, bastards, wake up. 695 00:54:34,114 --> 00:54:36,617 [traditional Indian guitar song] 696 00:55:22,955 --> 00:55:23,914 Aureolae. 697 00:55:29,211 --> 00:55:31,129 [Naman] We need food. 698 00:55:32,172 --> 00:55:33,173 Liquor. 699 00:55:34,925 --> 00:55:36,385 [stammers] Train. 700 00:55:37,344 --> 00:55:40,013 [both imitate the train] 701 00:55:40,097 --> 00:55:41,306 Stop. 702 00:55:41,390 --> 00:55:43,016 Food, food 703 00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:44,726 Aah... 704 00:55:45,435 --> 00:55:47,396 And, uh, liquor, liquor. 705 00:55:47,479 --> 00:55:48,772 Mmm. 706 00:55:55,279 --> 00:55:56,154 Liquor. 707 00:55:56,238 --> 00:55:58,615 [Chickling chicken, crow chicken] 708 00:56:28,478 --> 00:56:31,106 - [soft chat overlaps] - [Slow music playing on the radio] 709 00:57:10,228 --> 00:57:12,272 [belches] 710 00:57:13,774 --> 00:57:15,609 Sorry. 711 00:57:15,692 --> 00:57:17,569 In China-- 712 00:57:17,653 --> 00:57:22,616 Belching is considered a sign gratitude and satisfaction. I know. 713 00:57:23,867 --> 00:57:26,787 -A step ahead. -Clear. 714 00:57:28,372 --> 00:57:34,127 However, I am grateful and satisfied. Thank you for getting all of this 715 00:57:34,211 --> 00:57:38,757 Well, when someone explained as gutless and harmless - 716 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,176 You leave flawlessly. 717 00:57:41,259 --> 00:57:44,554 James Joyce uses the word "feck" as a synonym for stealing. 718 00:57:44,638 --> 00:57:48,183 In Portrait of Artists as young people. Yes. 719 00:57:49,059 --> 00:57:52,354 -No bad. -For a girl? 720 00:57:53,063 --> 00:57:56,400 -No. Not bad per se. -Oh. 721 00:57:56,483 --> 00:57:59,027 A compliment No revenge. 722 00:58:01,488 --> 00:58:07,619 You are right when you say that I don't even understand - 723 00:58:07,703 --> 00:58:11,498 -Naman, don't you have a boyfriend? -Yes. 724 00:58:11,581 --> 00:58:14,710 No, not yet. 725 00:58:15,669 --> 00:58:18,005 [chuckles] Either way, you are not loyal. 726 00:58:18,088 --> 00:58:23,427 No doubt you have some twisted Brahman justifies to explain it. 727 00:58:23,510 --> 00:58:24,803 He does it. 728 00:58:24,886 --> 00:58:27,973 Naina, please Augusta says it's time to sleep. 729 00:58:28,056 --> 00:58:31,560 - [Naman] The last song was in - -White Album. Good night. 730 00:58:48,785 --> 00:58:51,121 You realize who Naina is, right? 731 00:58:52,539 --> 00:58:53,707 Who? 732 00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:57,085 He is you, Naman. 733 00:58:59,463 --> 00:59:01,214 Names of Women. 734 00:59:04,134 --> 00:59:08,138 So, if you make love to him... 735 00:59:10,265 --> 00:59:12,225 it will be like fucking yourself. 736 00:59:16,980 --> 00:59:18,857 That makes gay sex. 737 00:59:18,940 --> 00:59:20,484 [playing rock music] 738 00:59:21,568 --> 00:59:23,320 [singing] 739 00:59:28,325 --> 00:59:30,243 - [Brian] Good night, everyone. -[applause] 740 00:59:30,327 --> 00:59:34,039 How does Calcutta work today? How does Calcutta work today? 741 00:59:34,122 --> 00:59:35,957 - [cheering] -Very good. 742 00:59:36,041 --> 00:59:39,419 This year is a very special year because we are celebrating it 17th birthday quizzing in India, 743 00:59:39,503 --> 00:59:44,007 which, as you all know, starts here in Calcutta. 744 00:59:44,091 --> 00:59:46,802 Women and men, welcome to the Superstars Quiz 745 00:59:46,885 --> 00:59:51,056 The biggest quiz in India, and I Brian D'Costa. 746 00:59:51,681 --> 00:59:55,685 -Oh, lack of brain. -Yes. 747 00:59:56,686 --> 00:59:58,396 As usual, we have teams from all over India, 748 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,566 from Delhi, Bombay, Bangalore, Madras 749 01:00:01,650 --> 01:00:06,571 and of course, our own Calcutta kollolini. 750 01:00:06,655 --> 01:00:12,285 751 01:00:12,369 --> 01:00:14,996 - [applause and applause] -I have good news for you 752 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:19,376 This year, our sponsors are not only hosting outstation teams, 753 01:00:19,459 --> 01:00:23,755 but also pay for food and drink costs. 754 01:00:23,839 --> 01:00:27,259 -What did he say? -He said drinks were at home. 755 01:00:29,553 --> 01:00:33,431 India has a proud quiz tradition. 756 01:00:33,515 --> 01:00:37,435 This is because we Indians are hungry for knowledge... 757 01:00:38,395 --> 01:00:41,815 Hey. How are you? Everything is fine? Glad to see you. 758 01:00:41,898 --> 01:00:44,651 [Brian] We Indians also have fun in displaying the word knowledge. 759 01:00:44,734 --> 01:00:49,531 Trivia, esoteric, science, technology. 760 01:00:49,614 --> 01:00:53,910 -16 whiskey, please. On the quiz tab. -Yes, Sir. 761 01:00:53,994 --> 01:00:58,915 ... our wonderful goalscorer for tonight, Kitty Chatterjee. 762 01:00:59,624 --> 01:01:04,921 You look very beautiful. Come on up Great. WELCOME. 763 01:01:05,547 --> 01:01:08,925 Can we get big applause? for Kitty tonight? Thank you. 764 01:01:10,177 --> 01:01:14,514 Thank you very much. Well, my next question is for Bangalore. 765 01:01:14,598 --> 01:01:16,808 Are you ready for this question? 766 01:01:16,892 --> 01:01:21,771 On the Calcutta subway, what is the pen seller called? 767 01:01:21,855 --> 01:01:23,773 Your time starts now 768 01:01:25,192 --> 01:01:27,777 This is a pass-on round... Yes? 769 01:01:27,861 --> 01:01:31,198 -Lalu-Bhulus. -That's the right answer 770 01:01:31,281 --> 01:01:34,367 Large applause. Thank you very much. 771 01:01:34,451 --> 01:01:35,952 Kitty, two points for Bangalore. 772 01:01:36,036 --> 01:01:37,704 Delhi, my next question, 773 01:01:37,787 --> 01:01:41,416 who is Layla's villain, along with Eric Clapton? 774 01:01:41,499 --> 01:01:43,043 George Harrison. 775 01:01:43,126 --> 01:01:47,339 Sorry, that's the wrong answer. The question now reaches Madras. 776 01:01:47,964 --> 01:01:50,258 -What is the answer? -Jim Gordon. 777 01:01:50,342 --> 01:01:52,010 Really right! Perfect! 778 01:01:53,303 --> 01:01:58,058 The Bangalore Team, which in 1942 painted by Edward Hopper 779 01:01:58,141 --> 01:02:00,727 -depicts people in the city center-- -Nighthawks. 780 01:02:00,810 --> 01:02:04,606 Perfect. Thank you very much. Two points for Bangalore. 781 01:02:04,689 --> 01:02:08,652 Calcutta, nationality from Christopher Columbus 782 01:02:08,735 --> 01:02:10,028 [boy] We suspect he's Spanish. 783 01:02:10,111 --> 01:02:12,489 I am very sorry, is the wrong answer 784 01:02:12,572 --> 01:02:15,825 The question is now turning to Bangalore. 785 01:02:15,909 --> 01:02:18,286 -Italia. -Really right. 786 01:02:18,370 --> 01:02:21,248 Bangalore is rolling over tonight. 787 01:02:21,331 --> 01:02:23,250 Who lured the first ball? 788 01:02:23,333 --> 01:02:25,919 -Graham McKenzie. -That is very correct. 789 01:02:26,002 --> 01:02:29,547 - All right, Calcutta, what's the answer? -1911. 790 01:02:29,631 --> 01:02:33,927 Really right. Hopefully we have a big round applause for Calcutta! Thank you. 791 01:02:34,844 --> 01:02:38,139 This is the first. Tie 792 01:02:38,223 --> 01:02:40,183 Defending champion Calcutta, 793 01:02:40,267 --> 01:02:46,398 and Bangalore challenger both are tied to 32 points. 794 01:02:46,481 --> 01:02:48,775 Because this is an all-winning winner quiz, 795 01:02:48,858 --> 01:02:52,988 Now I have to ask the last tiebreak question 796 01:02:53,571 --> 01:02:54,990 Are you ready? 797 01:02:55,907 --> 01:02:59,160 Bangalore, this tiebreak question is for you. 798 01:02:59,244 --> 01:03:05,083 What is the popular American slang? for motels run by Indians? 799 01:03:06,001 --> 01:03:09,754 Most hotels in the US are managed by Patels. Potels. 800 01:03:10,588 --> 01:03:11,423 What? 801 01:03:11,506 --> 01:03:13,383 [Brian] Your time is running out, Bangalore. 802 01:03:13,466 --> 01:03:16,720 -Oh sorry. Can you repeat the question? - [Brian] yes 803 01:03:16,803 --> 01:03:22,225 What is the popular American slang? for motels run by Indians? 804 01:03:22,309 --> 01:03:26,813 Simple. Potels. Motel is run by Patels. 805 01:03:28,690 --> 01:03:31,735 Bangalore, that is the wrong answer. 806 01:03:32,694 --> 01:03:35,280 Calcutta, your turn. 807 01:03:35,363 --> 01:03:38,158 I believe the correct answer will become Patels. 808 01:03:38,241 --> 01:03:42,078 That's right. Calcutta has the right answer! 809 01:03:42,162 --> 01:03:44,581 -Calcutta wins again! - [cheering] 810 01:03:44,664 --> 01:03:46,750 Potel, not Patels, is the right answer, sir 811 01:03:46,833 --> 01:03:51,504 -Potels. Potels, Calcutta, potels. -That's Patels. 812 01:03:52,714 --> 01:03:55,550 This is an improvement. I know it. 813 01:03:59,137 --> 01:04:01,014 [sound fades] 814 01:04:05,518 --> 01:04:10,940 [echoing] I curse you, You are babo babless Brian baboon. 815 01:04:11,024 --> 01:04:12,942 [drum up-tempo] 816 01:04:14,402 --> 01:04:17,322 ♪ Oh, you're a jerk ♪ 817 01:04:17,405 --> 01:04:20,825 ♪ Pain that is so bad at a vagrant ♪ 818 01:04:20,909 --> 01:04:24,496 [unclear song] 819 01:04:24,579 --> 01:04:27,749 ♪ Brahman Naman Fuck you up ♪ 820 01:04:27,832 --> 01:04:29,376 [chat is not clear] 821 01:04:45,725 --> 01:04:48,728 Sorry, Naman. You deserve to win. 822 01:04:48,812 --> 01:04:52,482 -This is fixing. Damn it without a brain - - [man clears his throat] 823 01:04:52,565 --> 01:04:53,775 [Naina] Naman, this is my father Sorry, uncle. It's just - 824 01:04:53,858 --> 01:04:56,611 Whatever the scenario, rotten use inappropriate language, youth. 825 01:04:56,694 --> 01:05:00,448 Sorry, uncle. 826 01:05:01,533 --> 01:05:02,909 What did you learn? 827 01:05:02,992 --> 01:05:04,577 Trade. St. James, Bangalore, sir. 828 01:05:05,954 --> 01:05:09,416 It's a good college. What are your plans? -Plan? -I means career plan. 829 01:05:09,499 --> 01:05:12,669 Are you studying B-com? Hello? 830 01:05:12,752 --> 01:05:16,297 You learn B-com, next year, MBA? 831 01:05:16,381 --> 01:05:19,551 Sir, I haven't really decided yet. 832 01:05:19,634 --> 01:05:21,845 833 01:05:21,928 --> 01:05:24,431 834 01:05:25,598 --> 01:05:28,768 Well, that's a problem with boys today. 835 01:05:28,852 --> 01:05:32,564 Look at my Naina. He is preparing for MBA entry. 836 01:05:33,314 --> 01:05:34,149 [sighs] 837 01:05:35,233 --> 01:05:38,236 Naina, let me go and check the ticket. 838 01:05:40,822 --> 01:05:44,117 I'm sorry. She's not as bad as she heard. 839 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,287 My father asked me the same question. [clears throat] 840 01:05:48,663 --> 01:05:52,917 Anyway, what did he say? ticket? Didn't you come back with us 841 01:05:53,001 --> 01:05:54,919 No. Uh... 842 01:05:55,003 --> 01:05:58,006 We went to Jamshedpur to meet my aunt. 843 01:05:58,089 --> 01:06:01,134 -So when...? -Who knows? 844 01:06:03,511 --> 01:06:04,721 And we 845 01:06:04,804 --> 01:06:08,057 Naman, just because a girl spends with you on the same term 846 01:06:08,141 --> 01:06:10,435 does not qualify for "us". 847 01:06:15,607 --> 01:06:16,774 Do you even like me? 848 01:06:19,444 --> 01:06:24,199 You are strangely liked. Or fun, which is odd. 849 01:06:38,796 --> 01:06:41,424 On the quiz tab. 850 01:06:41,508 --> 01:06:43,301 [laughs] 851 01:06:58,983 --> 01:07:03,196 Naman, if you don't mind, I have a suggestion 852 01:07:05,323 --> 01:07:08,034 What can you add? for this beautiful night? 853 01:07:10,328 --> 01:07:14,707 Why don't you call Rita? However, he is Plan A. 854 01:07:21,923 --> 01:07:23,716 Master bleed 855 01:07:24,634 --> 01:07:26,928 [playing rock music] 856 01:07:31,099 --> 01:07:32,850 [uncertain chat above PA] 857 01:07:34,602 --> 01:07:37,063 -Details? -So... 858 01:07:37,146 --> 01:07:40,692 Is Padma aka Paddy Virgin? River of blood, and so on? 859 01:07:41,276 --> 01:07:44,404 -We don't really... -What? But you are with him all night. 860 01:07:44,487 --> 01:07:48,324 -In fact, we don't do it. Why, bambino? Is there no lead in an old pencil? 861 01:07:48,408 --> 01:07:50,493 No, you don't let me finish. 862 01:07:50,577 --> 01:07:55,164 I will say, actually, We don't do it with condoms. 863 01:07:55,248 --> 01:07:56,708 Bareback. 864 01:07:58,251 --> 01:08:00,920 It slips smoothly without obstacles. 865 01:08:03,256 --> 01:08:05,842 He says it's bankrupt from excessive riding cycles. 866 01:08:05,925 --> 01:08:08,428 It's not from Ajay's excessive use. 867 01:08:10,513 --> 01:08:12,515 I want to know what he will say to her husband? 868 01:08:12,599 --> 01:08:15,560 I believe hymenoplasty is a choice lately. 869 01:08:29,324 --> 01:08:31,159 [Train whistle] 870 01:08:42,754 --> 01:08:45,256 [moody electropop music] 871 01:08:50,511 --> 01:08:54,849 - ♪ Where did you go? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 872 01:08:54,932 --> 01:08:59,312 - ♪ I don't know ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 873 01:08:59,395 --> 01:09:03,024 - ♪ I don't know ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 874 01:09:03,107 --> 01:09:07,820 - ♪ Where did you go? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 875 01:09:07,904 --> 01:09:12,325 - ♪ I'm in pain ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 876 01:09:12,408 --> 01:09:16,537 - ♪ You are on the train ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 877 01:09:16,621 --> 01:09:21,042 - ♪ I'm on the train ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 878 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:25,421 - ♪ Are you in pain? ♪ - ♪ Ah ♪ 879 01:09:25,505 --> 01:09:29,550 - ♪ Is this a game? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 880 01:09:29,634 --> 01:09:33,846 - ♪ It's a shame ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 881 01:09:33,930 --> 01:09:40,937 ♪ This is a game ♪ 882 01:09:41,813 --> 01:09:45,108 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 883 01:09:45,191 --> 01:09:48,152 Fast. Get him out 884 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,572 -In the track? -What else? 885 01:09:53,282 --> 01:09:54,909 [unzipping pants] 886 01:09:57,829 --> 01:09:59,956 [Brian reads the question] 887 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,344 [hot music] 888 01:11:01,142 --> 01:11:03,311 [silent groans] 889 01:11:15,531 --> 01:11:18,075 [Rita] Listen, you can't save it call me like this 890 01:11:18,159 --> 01:11:20,161 My parents have wondered. 891 01:11:20,244 --> 01:11:23,164 And you keep hanging up when other people pick up. 892 01:11:23,247 --> 01:11:26,083 That's because I want to talk only with you. 893 01:11:27,376 --> 01:11:28,461 Can I call you dear 894 01:11:29,128 --> 01:11:30,713 Darling Rita 895 01:11:31,672 --> 01:11:32,507 Hmm. 896 01:11:32,590 --> 01:11:34,509 You look beautiful 897 01:11:34,592 --> 01:11:36,177 -Hello? -Hello? 898 01:11:36,260 --> 01:11:37,553 Hello. 899 01:11:37,637 --> 01:11:39,764 [Naman] You look beautiful. 900 01:11:41,557 --> 01:11:43,059 Hmm... 901 01:11:44,894 --> 01:11:46,395 How do you know? 902 01:11:47,146 --> 01:11:50,149 Because girls look beautiful when they are angry 903 01:11:50,233 --> 01:11:53,569 But I don't even know what you look like. 904 01:11:53,653 --> 01:11:56,447 In full time, at the right time. 905 01:11:56,531 --> 01:11:59,242 -Hello? - [distorted] At the right time. 906 01:11:59,325 --> 01:12:00,785 -Hello? -I can't - [static] 907 01:12:00,868 --> 01:12:02,787 Please give me a clue. 908 01:12:02,870 --> 01:12:05,498 I write articles in St. magazine James' College last year. 909 01:12:06,415 --> 01:12:07,875 -Hello? -Hello? 910 01:12:07,959 --> 01:12:11,379 -What does it call? -This is called Depression: A Minute. 911 01:12:12,672 --> 01:12:15,174 Hello? Rita, hello? 912 01:12:15,258 --> 01:12:16,467 [Rita laughs] 913 01:12:16,551 --> 01:12:18,135 Depression: A Minute. 914 01:12:19,053 --> 01:12:20,388 Hello? 915 01:12:23,432 --> 01:12:25,810 You are there. I look everywhere. 916 01:12:25,893 --> 01:12:27,270 What do you want? 917 01:12:27,979 --> 01:12:32,108 -I just heard about Calcutta and-- -You came to laugh at our defeat. 918 01:12:32,191 --> 01:12:35,486 You know I will never dream of things like that 919 01:12:35,570 --> 01:12:39,240 Good news, good news, Lord will come, the Savior will come! 920 01:12:39,323 --> 01:12:44,287 -But I've been here. -No, the Lord Jesus Christ will come. 921 01:12:44,370 --> 01:12:47,331 Austin Town football ground. 7 p.m. Wednesday. 922 01:12:47,415 --> 01:12:48,749 Does he come alone? 923 01:12:52,295 --> 01:12:53,796 [motorcycle approach] 924 01:12:59,051 --> 01:13:00,803 This one? -Yes. 925 01:13:01,762 --> 01:13:03,598 Are you Naman? 926 01:13:11,689 --> 01:13:13,524 Are you Naman? 927 01:13:18,529 --> 01:13:19,989 And what do you know? 928 01:13:20,072 --> 01:13:23,159 Stupid language of your nonsense 929 01:13:23,242 --> 01:13:26,996 really matches the stupid language from your stupid letter 930 01:13:27,079 --> 01:13:28,080 Stupid! 931 01:13:29,415 --> 01:13:32,627 So you're the one Who called me all this time? 932 01:13:35,212 --> 01:13:38,925 Never call me again. Coward. 933 01:13:47,266 --> 01:13:49,602 At least he talks with you directly. 934 01:13:52,313 --> 01:13:55,483 ♪ My baby left me ♪ 935 01:13:55,566 --> 01:13:57,443 ♪ She's angry ♪ 936 01:13:58,444 --> 01:14:01,113 [Ajay] "Never call me again. 937 01:14:01,197 --> 01:14:03,699 - Coward." -Fuckers 938 01:14:03,783 --> 01:14:05,576 With friends like you, who needs an enema? 939 01:14:05,660 --> 01:14:07,662 This is what I said at first. 940 01:14:07,745 --> 01:14:10,456 Nothing to do with girls. They are stupid. 941 01:14:10,539 --> 01:14:13,209 What about your father with Padma? in Calcutta? 942 01:14:14,126 --> 01:14:17,380 The best thing to do is jerk it out. 943 01:14:17,463 --> 01:14:19,924 He will disappear from your heart as soon as you cum. 944 01:14:20,007 --> 01:14:21,884 Don't worry, he might be untouched too. 945 01:14:22,969 --> 01:14:25,721 To win sex. Sex is the truth 946 01:14:25,805 --> 01:14:27,932 In vino veritas 947 01:14:28,015 --> 01:14:30,434 There is truth in alcohol too. 948 01:14:30,935 --> 01:14:33,229 I'm sorry, I lied to you in Calcutta. 949 01:14:33,896 --> 01:14:38,442 At least you have been lying down, ra. Padma isn't Sylvia Kristel, but... 950 01:14:38,526 --> 01:14:39,568 That night after the quiz, 951 01:14:42,738 --> 01:14:46,158 Miss Augusta let her go with me because Bernie told her that we were not dangerous. 952 01:14:50,830 --> 01:14:53,082 He is hours to return. 953 01:14:53,165 --> 01:14:55,793 - [laughter] -No one is lying! 954 01:15:02,425 --> 01:15:06,470 Hey. Why pursue Nainas and Ritas when do you have them? 955 01:15:06,554 --> 01:15:08,514 -I won't go there. -I will. 956 01:15:31,778 --> 01:15:34,123 ♪ I'll be fine ♪ 957 01:15:40,431 --> 01:15:43,841 I want a green salad. 958 01:16:02,735 --> 01:16:04,528 You will get your revenge, baba 959 01:16:04,612 --> 01:16:07,615 [Ramu] "If you stab us, don't we bleed? 960 01:16:07,698 --> 01:16:10,284 If you tickle us, don't we laugh?" 961 01:16:10,367 --> 01:16:12,078 "If you poison us, don't we not die?" 962 01:16:12,161 --> 01:16:15,790 "If you are wrong, don't we take revenge?" 963 01:16:15,873 --> 01:16:17,249 Shakespeare 964 01:16:19,043 --> 01:16:21,170 - [Randy] I want... -Randy! 965 01:16:21,253 --> 01:16:22,671 ... green salad. 966 01:16:22,755 --> 01:16:25,716 - [Ramu] goes down. Go down now - [Ash] Please, what are you doing? 967 01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:27,635 But I want a green salad. 968 01:16:27,718 --> 01:16:29,595 [Ash] Randy, please come down. Please. 969 01:16:30,596 --> 01:16:33,682 Not green There are no women 970 01:16:35,059 --> 01:16:36,602 No salad 971 01:16:39,021 --> 01:16:40,397 What's the use of life? 972 01:16:42,483 --> 01:16:44,235 [panic chatter] 973 01:16:44,318 --> 01:16:46,612 Go down, bro. Don't make a scene here. 974 01:16:46,695 --> 01:16:48,531 - [Ash] Please, Randy. - [Naman] Waiter, salad, now. 975 01:16:48,614 --> 01:16:53,410 - [Naman] It will come -This way. Go down. Careful. 976 01:16:55,704 --> 01:16:57,790 There is your green salad. 977 01:17:20,688 --> 01:17:24,400 Precision... is the key. 978 01:17:29,864 --> 01:17:33,325 God, what have I created? 979 01:17:34,827 --> 01:17:36,620 [motorcycle engine] 980 01:17:44,336 --> 01:17:47,923 Watch and learn. Brahmin revenge. 981 01:17:51,552 --> 01:17:52,803 [whistle blowing] 982 01:17:52,887 --> 01:17:55,222 - [Ash laughs] - [playing rock music] 983 01:18:05,149 --> 01:18:06,817 where is it now? 984 01:18:07,985 --> 01:18:10,613 You want to see something you have never seen before 985 01:18:11,447 --> 01:18:14,909 Romantic, gentle, bouncy. 986 01:18:16,202 --> 01:18:18,495 I really want to! 987 01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:26,212 Joseph! Joseph! 988 01:18:26,295 --> 01:18:30,216 Yaarappa? Sir, you are very late Leave the lights on, maado, and go back to sleep, understand? 989 01:18:30,299 --> 01:18:32,843 [Ash laughs] 990 01:18:35,846 --> 01:18:38,015 -Wow. -Impresif. 991 01:18:42,978 --> 01:18:45,439 My father imports these machines from Austria Very? 992 01:18:45,522 --> 01:18:48,400 [Ash laughs] 993 01:18:48,817 --> 01:18:49,860 For Madam, the best latex rubber latex 994 01:19:09,922 --> 01:19:12,383 displaying extraordinary burlap hessian layered fabric. 995 01:19:30,401 --> 01:19:34,488 [giggling] 996 01:19:34,571 --> 01:19:38,158 Or maybe this one. This one is drowning to make a perfect contour for your body. 997 01:19:38,242 --> 01:19:39,743 Or should I say... contours for your perfect body? 998 01:19:39,827 --> 01:19:46,667 I have a surprise for you. 999 01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:51,880 1000 01:20:03,350 --> 01:20:05,185 1001 01:20:20,951 --> 01:20:23,579 A Brahman cannot take a sip from the same bottle as you. 1002 01:20:24,663 --> 01:20:27,333 Our lips will be touched. 1003 01:20:27,416 --> 01:20:30,586 After all, I'm also a Brahman. 1004 01:20:54,777 --> 01:20:56,570 Ow! Naman! 1005 01:20:58,072 --> 01:21:00,282 Ouch. What do you think? 1006 01:21:02,034 --> 01:21:03,410 Sorry. 1007 01:21:04,828 --> 01:21:06,705 How bad? 1008 01:21:17,007 --> 01:21:18,509 Ash? 1009 01:21:21,011 --> 01:21:22,930 Cover the face. 1010 01:21:25,391 --> 01:21:27,309 Basic fire. 1011 01:21:45,244 --> 01:21:46,954 [silent mouth] 1012 01:22:07,558 --> 01:22:10,310 I have been waiting this long, Naman. 1013 01:22:32,666 --> 01:22:34,376 Where do you go, bastard 1014 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:55,564 Sorry for you, Naman. Very sorry. 1015 01:22:56,565 --> 01:23:01,987 I came here tonight because I love you, despite continuing to mock and... 1016 01:23:02,529 --> 01:23:05,449 Below I think that there is some love for me. 1017 01:23:06,283 --> 01:23:08,577 I'm very wrong 1018 01:23:08,660 --> 01:23:12,581 Your pride is just a front for your ugliness 1019 01:23:13,290 --> 01:23:15,709 Yes, Naman, you are ugly. 1020 01:23:22,758 --> 01:23:26,553 Rita is right. You are just a coward 1021 01:23:27,804 --> 01:23:31,767 You think because you have all the answers you are very smart You are not 1022 01:23:32,434 --> 01:23:34,102 And you don't. 1023 01:23:34,937 --> 01:23:37,940 As soon as your cheerleading friend grows and sees through you, 1024 01:23:38,023 --> 01:23:42,903 You will be left alone your miserable life. 1025 01:24:21,066 --> 01:24:22,609 [start motor] 1026 01:24:34,621 --> 01:24:35,789 [turn off the motor] 1027 01:24:42,087 --> 01:24:45,799 What are you waiting for? Fuck off. 1028 01:24:48,385 --> 01:24:50,929 -It's a walk back. -I said, fuck it off. 1029 01:24:57,311 --> 01:24:58,645 [engine revving] 1030 01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:05,193 [bicycle race] 1031 01:25:23,587 --> 01:25:26,256 [bell school bell rings] 1032 01:25:46,151 --> 01:25:48,403 -Naman, I - - Iriya Samiti, 1033 01:25:48,487 --> 01:25:51,073 walking rules in the Jain scriptures, 1034 01:25:51,156 --> 01:25:54,451 it states that someone must walk Look carefully at a distance of six feet in front. 1035 01:25:54,534 --> 01:25:57,746 So it does not cause pain or death from any living thing 1036 01:25:57,829 --> 01:25:59,790 "I like to walk for a long time. 1037 01:26:00,749 --> 01:26:03,710 Especially when they are taken by people who bother me." 1038 01:26:08,340 --> 01:26:10,133 [both] Noël Coward. 1039 01:26:15,972 --> 01:26:18,642 - Guess what. -Sydney? 1040 01:26:18,725 --> 01:26:22,437 I go back to the coach, luxury class, of course 1041 01:26:22,521 --> 01:26:25,857 This sex bomb is in the chair next to me. 1042 01:26:25,941 --> 01:26:27,693 Men or women? 1043 01:26:29,194 --> 01:26:33,198 He fell asleep with his head on my shoulder so I fiddled with it. 1044 01:26:34,324 --> 01:26:36,535 He pretended to sleep. 1045 01:26:37,285 --> 01:26:39,788 So I stuck a finger in her vagina... 1046 01:26:40,914 --> 01:26:43,709 [sniffing]... and I kiss it. 1047 01:26:43,792 --> 01:26:45,335 Does it smell of fish? 1048 01:26:45,419 --> 01:26:49,214 It's heavenly, ra, like yours newly cooked biryani grandmom. 1049 01:26:49,297 --> 01:26:52,509 -Veg or non-vegetable? -Do you make love to him? 1050 01:26:53,885 --> 01:26:56,304 [Brian reads the question] 1051 01:27:02,310 --> 01:27:04,980 - Welcome, Bangalore. - [cheering] 1052 01:27:05,063 --> 01:27:09,943 Welcome to the final Annual Maria Sagaya Memorial Quiz. 1053 01:27:11,653 --> 01:27:15,866 Well, before we start this event, let me tell you about 1054 01:27:15,949 --> 01:27:22,372 certain embarrassing cheats on the Quiz Superstars event held in Calcutta. 1055 01:27:22,456 --> 01:27:26,168 Upset when beaten by a superior team, 1056 01:27:26,251 --> 01:27:32,257 the Bangalore team misused our hospitality and issued a ransom of 4,000 rupees, 1057 01:27:32,340 --> 01:27:36,595 including two single malt bottles. 1058 01:27:36,678 --> 01:27:39,973 [applause and applause] 1059 01:27:40,724 --> 01:27:43,185 [Brian] So this is for you, Naman Bala. 1060 01:27:43,268 --> 01:27:49,941 You and your entire team are forbidden from this quiz. 1061 01:27:50,692 --> 01:27:55,989 If I have a way, from every other quiz. 1062 01:27:56,990 --> 01:28:01,578 Please leave the hall. Now! 1063 01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:05,707 Now. 1064 01:28:05,791 --> 01:28:09,795 Will the other finalists please take the stage? 1065 01:28:12,339 --> 01:28:14,049 What are you doing, Naman? 1066 01:28:15,050 --> 01:28:18,220 If this is your apology, then you're late for that, believe me. 1067 01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:22,349 [man] Give him a chance, man. 1068 01:28:24,184 --> 01:28:26,228 [silent] there is a word... 1069 01:28:26,812 --> 01:28:28,063 [microphone input] 1070 01:28:28,146 --> 01:28:32,859 There is a word in English, comes from Latin, of course, 1071 01:28:32,943 --> 01:28:36,738 That is an expression of regret. 1072 01:28:39,241 --> 01:28:40,700 I have committed a violation. 1073 01:28:41,993 --> 01:28:46,998 And the perception of the violation can compound from time to time... 1074 01:28:47,999 --> 01:28:49,835 or known as compound regret. 1075 01:28:51,086 --> 01:28:54,422 What I'm doing here is to compunctulate. 1076 01:28:55,632 --> 01:28:58,677 No, to recompunctulate. 1077 01:29:13,650 --> 01:29:16,027 -I have decided. -What? 1078 01:29:16,111 --> 01:29:18,446 I will marry Ash and make an honest woman from her. 1079 01:29:18,530 --> 01:29:20,448 Where did it come from? 1080 01:29:20,532 --> 01:29:22,909 If you are looking for context, young intern, 1081 01:29:22,993 --> 01:29:26,413 the events of the last few days should not escape your attention 1082 01:29:26,496 --> 01:29:27,914 He is Brahman. 1083 01:29:28,957 --> 01:29:32,210 While Ramu is here preparing to get it is defeated by a bull, 1084 01:29:32,294 --> 01:29:37,048 unless he has lost his hymen milk worker or other rough help. 1085 01:29:37,132 --> 01:29:40,760 That is a bull... that broke my leg. 1086 01:29:45,515 --> 01:29:46,808 Where I am 1087 01:29:46,891 --> 01:29:48,727 Ramu starts to mess. 1088 01:29:49,561 --> 01:29:53,982 No, I am in Ash, but I will be one we join together in a holy marriage. 1089 01:29:54,065 --> 01:29:55,567 Hi, honchos 1090 01:29:59,237 --> 01:30:01,698 Come for alcohol offerings di dhaba? 1091 01:30:20,008 --> 01:30:22,302 [hums] 1092 01:30:27,057 --> 01:30:33,146 ♪ Oh, show the way to the next whiskey bar ♪ 1093 01:30:33,229 --> 01:30:35,732 [all] ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 1094 01:30:35,815 --> 01:30:38,610 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 1095 01:30:38,693 --> 01:30:43,948 ♪ Show the way to the next whiskey bar ♪ 1096 01:30:44,032 --> 01:30:46,576 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 1097 01:30:46,660 --> 01:30:49,204 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 1098 01:30:49,287 --> 01:30:54,167 ♪ Because if we don't find it the next whiskey bar ♪ 1099 01:30:54,250 --> 01:30:56,836 ♪ I say that we have to die ♪ 1100 01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:59,464 ♪ I say that we must die ♪ 1101 01:30:59,547 --> 01:31:02,050 ♪ I tell you I say ♪ 1102 01:31:02,133 --> 01:31:04,678 ♪ I say that we have to die ♪ 1103 01:31:04,761 --> 01:31:07,305 [playing instrumental music] 1104 01:31:10,016 --> 01:31:13,269 [all humming] 1105 01:31:14,104 --> 01:31:20,193 ♪ Oh, moon in Alabama ♪ 1106 01:31:20,276 --> 01:31:25,281 ♪ We now have to say goodbye ♪ 1107 01:31:25,365 --> 01:31:31,579 ♪ We have lost our good old mom ♪ 1108 01:31:31,663 --> 01:31:36,459 ♪ And must be whiskey Oh, you know why ♪ 1109 01:31:36,543 --> 01:31:42,340 ♪ Oh, moon in Alabama ♪ 1110 01:31:42,424 --> 01:31:47,303 ♪ We now have to say goodbye ♪ 1111 01:31:47,387 --> 01:31:53,727 ♪ We have lost our good old mama ♪ 1112 01:31:53,810 --> 01:31:57,856 ♪ And must be whiskey Oh, you know why ♪ 1113 01:32:04,362 --> 01:32:10,577 ♪ Well, show the way to the next little girl ♪ 1114 01:32:13,329 --> 01:32:15,749 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 1115 01:32:21,713 --> 01:32:24,340 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 1116 01:32:24,424 --> 01:32:27,051 ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪ 1117 01:32:27,135 --> 01:32:32,682 ♪ Because if we don't find it the next little girl ♪ 1118 01:32:32,766 --> 01:32:35,310 ♪ I say that we have to die ♪ 1119 01:32:35,393 --> 01:32:38,062 ♪ I say that we have to die ♪ 1120 01:32:38,146 --> 01:32:43,568 ♪ I said, I told you I said that we must die ♪ 1121 01:32:48,990 --> 01:32:54,871 ♪ Oh, moon in Alabama ♪ 1122 01:33:00,210 --> 01:33:06,132 ♪ We have lost our good old mom ♪ 1123 01:33:06,216 --> 01:33:11,095 ♪ And must be whiskey Oh, you know why ♪ 1124 01:33:11,179 --> 01:33:17,018 ♪ Oh, moon in Alabama ♪ 1125 01:33:21,981 --> 01:33:28,321 ♪ We have lost our good old mom ♪ 1126 01:33:28,404 --> 01:33:32,408 ♪ And must be whiskey Oh, you know why ♪ 1127 01:33:34,911 --> 01:33:38,540 ["Where do you want to go?" by Dr. Jayram & Sriharikuudi] 1128 01:33:52,303 --> 01:33:56,683 - ♪ Where did you go? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1129 01:33:56,766 --> 01:34:01,020 - ♪ I don't know ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1130 01:34:01,104 --> 01:34:04,941 - ♪ I don't know ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1131 01:34:05,024 --> 01:34:09,612 - ♪ Where did you go? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1132 01:34:09,696 --> 01:34:14,117 - ♪ I'm in pain ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1133 01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:18,371 - ♪ You are on the train ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1134 01:34:18,454 --> 01:34:22,834 - ♪ I'm in pain ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1135 01:34:22,917 --> 01:34:27,297 - ♪ Are you in pain? ♪ - ♪ Ah ♪ 1136 01:34:27,380 --> 01:34:31,634 - ♪ Is this a game? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1137 01:34:31,718 --> 01:34:36,014 - ♪ It's a shame ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 1138 01:34:36,097 --> 01:34:43,104 ♪ This is a game ♪ 1139 01:34:43,771 --> 01:34:47,817 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com