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There are many of the characters in the film, 83 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:39,380 So I have made Warwick Davis offer His bank manager cannot refuse. 84 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:40,420 Shining! 85 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:43,700 Excuse me, excuse me. 86 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,700 Oh, hello. 87 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:49,780 You are Filius Flitwick and Griphook. 88 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:51,860 I am also a star in Star Wars. 89 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:54,340 Let's just keep it in Harry Potter, Can we? 90 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:58,060 I have you every video game You ever wanted it. 91 00:06:58,060 --> 00:07:01,580 100 pairs of trainers, your own go-kart songs, 92 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:07,260 a 24-hour donut dispenser, table football 93 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:13,380 - What is that? - It is a water slide to the pool 94 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:14,420 Wow! 95 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:17,940 Wait a minute, You might want to put you... 96 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:26,260 .. first at first 97 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,300 Woo hoo! 98 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,140 Happy day at school, Master Spud? 99 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,260 That's terrible. 100 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:57,260 Your father won't be happy. St. Cuthbert's is the most expensive school in the country. 101 00:07:57,260 --> 00:07:59,540 I just don't fit there. 102 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,500 Why not? 103 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,380 They look down on me, they call me the name 104 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:06,020 What are they? Like what? 105 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:08,100 Billionaire Down, 106 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,980 Master Plop Paper, 107 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,260 Bum Wipe Boy... 108 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:14,140 Well, children can be cruel. 109 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:15,820 That's the teachers. 110 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:20,620 "I hope I can just go to normal school. ' 111 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:24,180 Leave me alone, young Spud. 112 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:30,500 Hi father. 113 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,220 Hello, boy. 114 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,340 Have you forgotten something? 115 00:08:50,340 --> 00:08:51,380 No. I still remember we were rich. 116 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:56,420 117 00:08:56,420 --> 00:08:58,500 118 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:04,740 Father, this is my birthday today. 119 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:13,420 Yes! Yes, I know that, that's why I will surprise you 120 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,020 Happy birthday boy. 121 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,140 One million pounds? 122 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:27,780 Yes. That way you can buy it whatever you like 123 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:29,500 There is nothing left to buy. 124 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:33,260 Ah, but if I know you, you will think about something. 125 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,220 Are we being something special tonight 126 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:39,020 Why? 127 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,660 For my birthday. 128 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:44,460 Oh, I really want but I have an appointment. 129 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:46,260 Very? 130 00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:47,820 Well, actually it's a date. 131 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,020 Date of dating With women 132 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:52,620 Yes, yes, with a woman. A very beautiful woman. 133 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:55,220 Sapphire Diamond and... 134 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,500 Ooh, he will be here soon. 135 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,660 What is the job? 136 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,860 Oh well, he is indeed a model. 137 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:03,500 I'm just dating the current model 138 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,940 and Sapphire are supermodels. 139 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:08,220 Hey, do you want to see one of the ads? 140 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:10,540 [Chain saw] 141 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:14,260 'Bog Blitz kills all germs that are known to die 142 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:17,980 'and leave your toilet smells very bleach. 143 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:19,340 'Bog Blitz.' 144 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:23,020 You don't even see his face. 145 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:28,540 If I say supermodels, I mean hand models, SUPER hand models. 146 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,340 You have to admit, they really KO 147 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,940 Miss Sapphire Diamond, sir. 148 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,500 Is he real 149 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,540 Yes. 150 00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:48,140 Sapphire, my angel, It's nice to meet you again. 151 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:50,820 OK? 152 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:52,740 Urgh... right 153 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:55,180 I see you have a designer bag I bought you 154 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:58,780 Oh yeah, yes. Applause, You know, and all that, that. 155 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,420 Ken? 156 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,500 Len. 157 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:06,820 I just saw them in eight different colors, 158 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:08,620 one for every day of the week. 159 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:11,780 My sweet princess, I will give you the others. 160 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:14,380 - Oh no, no, no! You don't have to - OK, I won't do it. 161 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:16,900 No, if you insist. - Yeah. 162 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:20,900 What is that? 163 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:25,180 Ah! This is my son Joe, he is 12 days old. 164 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:27,500 Ooh! People will think I'm his sister. 165 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:31,500 Well, how old are you? 166 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,740 I am 25 167 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:35,740 Very? 168 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,420 Yes, he said on my Wikipedia page. 169 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:40,180 Remind me to have Google. 170 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:42,260 Yes, I will. 171 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,580 So where do you take us tonight, dear 172 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:47,540 A swish place for a dinner place 173 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:53,700 Do you like caviar 174 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,140 - [He laughs] - No. 175 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,180 176 00:11:56,180 --> 00:12:00,260 Then I think we will go to disco for a while. 177 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:02,980 - [He laughs] - Nobody calls them discos anymore. 178 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:07,620 - What did they call, then? - Night club. Get it to the beat, Grandad. 179 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,100 Okay, then, Den. 180 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,540 - Len. - If you like. 181 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,180 Mm, help us. 182 00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:22,620 [He GRUNTS] 183 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:25,180 Madame? 184 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:29,060 Ups Eh, may I bother you to sign this, sir? 185 00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:32,900 - Eh, what's up - Oh, only a few trivial things about the young Master Spud school. 186 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,500 Thank you sir. 187 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:40,340 Should we ride a car or helicopter? 188 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,180 I'm not sure about Sapphire. 189 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:47,060 Oh, give me time. 190 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,260 Now, you might have to give it enough time 191 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,100 But there is good news. 192 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,140 See! 193 00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:55,220 Your wish has come true, You will go to the local comp. 194 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:56,260 You're the best! 195 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,500 I know, but thank you. 196 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,140 ..43... 197 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:08,700 Can we do this later? 198 00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:15,980 Joe? What happened to your school uniform? 199 00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,700 I wear it. 200 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:20,940 I mean, Tudormu. 201 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,740 Oh, that "use what you like" day to day. 202 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,780 And you will be like...? 203 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:32,300 A boy from a local company Harrison Farquhar thought it would be a joke 204 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,220 Eh, your package 205 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:38,300 Oh! Finally! This will go with me new teeth. 206 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:51,260 Do you think it made me? looks younger? 207 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:53,780 It looks like a gerbil is dead. 208 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,460 [He's SNIGGERS] 209 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,860 What do you think? 210 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:59,380 Eh, do you want honest opinion, sir 211 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,700 Not really. 212 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,940 Then that is a miracle. 213 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,140 Thank you! 214 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:07,420 Oh, now, you don't want to be late for school, Master Spud. 215 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:09,980 Come here, son! 216 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,100 Almost forgot. 217 00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:20,380 There is your lunch money 218 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,180 - See you later, Dad - See you later. 219 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,820 Oi, posho! 220 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:37,900 Lend us ten pounds 221 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:41,260 You might not want them to know that you are a billionaire. 222 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:44,340 You are right. Continue here. 223 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,540 Do you have another bag? 224 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,420 Eh... 225 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:05,140 only this plastic, it costs me five pence, but you can have it 226 00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:06,420 Thank you. 227 00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:10,020 Do you think everything will be better in my new school 228 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:18,780 I will find a new friend, it will be great Thank you for this. 229 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,940 Pagi, headmaster 230 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,460 Yes, yes, good morning, now, please, leave me alone 231 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:40,780 - Sir? - No, no, don't hurt me. 232 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:43,460 - I don't want to. - what is that? I just tried to go to my office, can I go to my office? 233 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:46,540 I just wondered if I could come and see you later about something. 234 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:50,860 I'd rather you not do it. Thank you very much. 235 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:53,620 Do you see the Rolls? 236 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,220 I know. 237 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:59,260 [They laugh] 238 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,580 You are new 239 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,940 That's right, I'm Joe. 240 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:09,140 I just moved to that area, to an average-sized house. 241 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:14,020 I'm Gail Grubb, and here I am twin brother George Grubb. 242 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:18,740 If you wonder, we are a school bully 243 00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:21,900 244 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,140 Because this is your first day, 245 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:25,620 we will put you in the trash to start with. 246 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:29,300 - What ?! - If you have a complaint, You can write to our mother at this address. 247 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:32,980 Why do you have to bully me? 248 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:35,460 We are not very good at other things. 249 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,340 But we are very good at this. 250 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,780 Now, come on, let's finish this and finish. 251 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:48,900 Hello? 252 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,580 Hello? 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Sit down, sit down, sit down! 270 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,740 Grubbs puts you in the trash, What are they? 271 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,460 Upside down or the right way? 272 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:15,940 (Walk straight up.) 273 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:17,300 They must like you very much. 274 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,260 - I'm Bob - Joe. 275 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,860 Shut up! 276 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:26,100 Now, Madeline has another from charity appeal, 277 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,020 what is this time, Madeline? 278 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:32,820 Storing jellyfish Hearing aids for dogs? 279 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,500 The same rights for hamsters? 280 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:38,780 I raise money to build a school in Africa, miss 281 00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:39,980 Oh 282 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,580 Many children there never get a chance To go to school. 283 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,820 Lucky them [TAWA] 284 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:46,140 No need for discussion. 285 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:48,180 So, please, give what you can. 286 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,060 I don't give anything Daddy says they will spend it on scratchcards 287 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,940 Do you manage all this? 288 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,860 Yes, myself. 289 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,260 How much does it cost to build a school in Africa? 290 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,540 About 100,000. 291 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:08,540 That's not much. 292 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:10,100 Shame, I'm skint. 293 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,100 Give it here 294 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,340 Well, that's a waste of time again, isn't that so, young lady? 295 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,780 Almost not enough to buy a pencil sharpener. 296 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,660 [HOME BELL BELL] 297 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:38,100 How do I look? 298 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,300 There are no words. 299 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,580 [DoorBELL RINGS] 300 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,700 Your lunch guests, sir 301 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,420 Cocktails 302 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,580 303 00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:06,100 What's in your head? 304 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,180 Do you not like it, my dear? 305 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,540 Is that for me? 306 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:10,780 Yes. 307 00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:13,060 - Oh, then, I like it. - thank you 308 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:14,580 That's it, then. 309 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,420 No, no, no, I can't accept it. 310 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,940 Well, if you prefer not. 311 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,300 No, if you insist. 312 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,900 Real Diamonds 313 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,100 Of course. 314 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,540 Oh, thank you, Ben. 315 00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:29,620 This is Len. 316 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:34,060 What is that? Oh, this is... beautiful! 317 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,700 Oh, come here. 318 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,780 Is there a gift receipt? 319 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:41,020 Yes, this, uh, is in the bag. 320 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,340 Yes, you know, just in case they don't fit, like. 321 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,660 They are earrings. 322 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:49,980 I know, but I have very small ears. 323 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:52,620 So, with this gift receipt, will they give us 324 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:56,180 cash or will I buy something else from the same store? 325 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:57,340 Between. 326 00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:01,500 Great. Right, what is lunch for, I can't stay long? 327 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:05,140 The best fine de claire oysters, madam. 328 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,380 Oh, get a bag of chips. 329 00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:13,260 Yes, I am 'all. 330 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,420 I will ask Chef to prepare a multipack. 331 00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,620 It is better to keep abreast of the basics. 332 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:25,140 That is Mrs. Trafe, the worst cook in the world. 333 00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:26,860 And any parallel world. 334 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:30,140 Hello, boy, do you want to know about me special today? 335 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,300 Not really. 336 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:35,300 For beginners, I did my cold pilchard soup, cake today 337 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:40,780 are kidney and custard, and for pud, I cook garlic mousse. 338 00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:45,740 No thanks. 339 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:47,540 Smoothie spam 340 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,020 Just an apple, please, Mrs. Trafe. 341 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:51,580 Same here, Mrs. Trafe. 342 00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:54,460 Oh, according to yourself. 343 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,620 He can't damage it. 344 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:06,660 That's it, two good, fresh, juicy apples 345 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,620 How are your chips? 346 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:27,220 Oh... rather dry. 347 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,100 Do you want some champagne to wash them together? 348 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,180 No. 349 00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:36,740 But I will bring the bottle home with us. 350 00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:44,900 So, uh... 351 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:49,300 ... how much is this jargon worthy, then? 352 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:50,860 20 million. 353 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:57,460 How much is that half? 354 00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,740 10 million. 355 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:03,020 Interesting. 356 00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:09,140 You should have started here tomorrow. 357 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:10,620 Why? 358 00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:13,660 This is a cross country run today. Three miles from hell. 359 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,260 I hope you are sporty. 360 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:18,220 No, I hate sports, I'm rubbish on it. 361 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:21,580 Me too, I come last every year. 362 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,420 This is terrible, 363 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:25,980 all other children are waiting at the finish line to laugh at you 364 00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:28,100 Oh no. 365 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,500 What is the modeling? 366 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,300 Oh yeah, busy, busy, busy. 367 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:39,060 Mm, this bad boy is really in requests lately. 368 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,300 I will bet. 369 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:44,980 Yeah, I've traveled all week, shoot my ad 370 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:50,860 I've been holding Cornish pastry, hearing aids and some powder athlete's legs. 371 00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:55,060 Is your foot in the athlete's foot ad? 372 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:59,020 No, they say my feet are too lucky. 373 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,780 Glamorous work, though. 374 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:05,940 Oh yeah. 375 00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:10,220 I told you what, Gwen. 376 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:11,380 (Len.) 377 00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:15,020 I will consider giving up my international career is sparkling 378 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:17,660 if the right guy comes... 379 00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:19,060 like. 380 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:44,540 Bob? What if I give you? a fiver that will come last? 381 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:47,420 - Not possible. - ten pounds 382 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:50,620 - no - 20? 383 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:52,900 - There is nothing you can say... - 50 pounds 384 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,180 You don't have 50 pounds You can do it, Bob! 385 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:24,060 [They are CHEER] 386 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:26,820 Last time, kid. 387 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:31,620 Sorry sir. 388 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,340 Don't worry, we can do extra training, every morning, 389 00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:38,900 390 00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:40,100 before school. 391 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:47,900 Thank you. 392 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:57,940 Look, Joe, I feel bad, I can't save your birthday money. 393 00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:01,100 No, really, you got it. 394 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:04,180 I can't accept it. What did your father do? 395 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,140 He works on toilet paper. 396 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,180 Then he must have been saved for a long time to give it up This, take it. 397 00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:12,780 My mother used to work on toilet paper factory but she was stopped. 398 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:17,820 What does he do now? 399 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:20,700 Clean and around six other jobs to try and meet needs. 400 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:23,980 Then you save it. 401 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:25,100 I can't 402 00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:28,100 403 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:31,340 But there is one thing you can do get me, to come last for you 404 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,740 Whatever. 405 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,940 Some chocolate, I like chocolate. 406 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:36,180 Me too. 407 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,460 Come on. 408 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,140 Maybe not here. 409 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:45,780 [Shop BELL JANGLES] 410 00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:50,140 A-ha, my most valuable customer. 411 00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:55,060 And welcome... another child. 412 00:26:55,060 --> 00:26:56,500 Hi. 413 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,580 Hi. 414 00:26:57,580 --> 00:27:02,500 Hello, Raj, if your name is Raj, because I don't know you, right? 415 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:08,180 From my luxury choices, Double Double Decker, Minted Aero, 416 00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:11,820 or, or, or, or Increase in Income. 417 00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:13,700 No thanks. 418 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,220 Oh... 419 00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:17,860 I don't want my new friends to know that I'm rich, 420 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:19,260 it will damage everything 421 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,860 Ah, I took the photo 422 00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:32,900 Is this ok? 423 00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:34,580 Sure, please, sir. 424 00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:38,980 No problem, boys, only two ordinary boys, 425 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,300 None of them are billionaires. 426 00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:44,700 [Cash TILL RINGS] 427 00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:52,300 By the way, I like the new one Bumfresh minty flavor, 428 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:56,340 It's cool and refreshing at the bottom of me. I just deleted and left. 429 00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:58,500 Why is he talking about his homeless? 430 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,500 There is no idea. Just smile and wave. 431 00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:05,900 [MUSIC: You're My Best Friend by the Queen] 432 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,740 j & Ooh, you make me stay j & 433 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,340 j & Whatever the world can give me... j & 434 00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:19,020 - [POP bag] - Ah! 435 00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:22,140 j & that's you, you all i see j & 436 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,860 j & Ooh, you made me stay now, baby j & 437 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:29,660 j & Ooh, you make me stay j & 438 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:36,900 j & Oh, you're the best friend I've ever had j & 439 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:40,820 j & I've been with you for a long time j & 440 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:44,580 j & you are my sunshine and I want you to know j & 441 00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:47,220 j & That my feelings are right j & 442 00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:50,060 j & I love you so much j & 443 00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:53,260 j & Oh, you're my best friend & 444 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:59,700 j & Ooh, you make me stay j & 445 00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:03,340 j & Ooh, I've been hanging around in j & 446 00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:06,900 j & But I'm still back to you j & 447 00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:22,660 j & Ooh, you make me stay j & 448 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:26,260 j & Whenever the world is cruel to me j & 449 00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:29,020 j & I make you help me forgive... j & 450 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:30,300 [He's SIGHS] 451 00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:34,260 Unfortunately, Sapphire must go. 452 00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:36,660 Well, that's how supermodel lives. 453 00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,580 The pork pie won't sell itself. 454 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,460 So what do you think of him? 455 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:46,500 Are these honest answers you're looking for, sir? 456 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,660 Again, not really, no. 457 00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:52,940 Then, I think Miss Sapphire is very pleasant. 458 00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:59,060 Oh, you know, I thought I could propose to him. 459 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:03,500 [HE SEES THROAT] 460 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,460 I think that day will never come. 461 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:25,380 Look, Bob, there's something I have to tell you 462 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:27,860 When I said my father worked on toilet paper... 463 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:30,940 Oi! Give us the chocolate. 464 00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:33,180 I only have a small piece left. 465 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:38,860 Bob, if you don't give us that, we will give you a bog wash 466 00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:44,820 Actually, let's take the chocolate and keep giving them bog wash. 467 00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:47,380 There is no point in giving it to you. 468 00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:51,940 Running! 469 00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:12,660 Oh no. 470 00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:16,060 You walk like that, I will run like this. 471 00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:21,340 Oh, uh, hi, Mum. 472 00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:23,460 Oh, hi, how are you doing? with your new friend 473 00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:24,620 Yeah, good, thank you. 474 00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:26,660 - Invite him for tea if you like. - Eh, maybe! 475 00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:32,540 Got yes. 476 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:36,860 Listen, can't we make an agreement? 477 00:31:39,820 --> 00:31:41,740 Agreement 478 00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:44,100 [Opera PLAYING] 479 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,540 Do you really like opera, then, miss? 480 00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:01,300 I like it, Izzy. 481 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:05,460 My dream is to go and see it at the Royal Opera House someday. 482 00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:06,980 Why isn't that? 483 00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:10,140 Very little teacher salary? I don't think so. 484 00:32:11,140 --> 00:32:13,060 Homework, please, Maddie? 485 00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:23,140 Sorry, miss, I left my house at home. 486 00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:25,820 I do it, I swear. 487 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:28,140 - trash assignments - But, forget, I'm not lying, 488 00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:30,220 I can ask someone to bring it in 489 00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:36,020 You have one hour to get it to me. Now, medieval torture. 490 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:39,500 (You will know all about that.) 491 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:42,180 I didn't hear it relieved, Joe. 492 00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:46,700 [HOME BELL BELL] 493 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,300 Oh no. 494 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:08,340 Wait. 495 00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:11,140 What is happening? 496 00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:14,660 Eh... 497 00:33:23,780 --> 00:33:25,180 [WHIRRING] 498 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,620 Oh no! 499 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,780 That's crazy! 500 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:55,500 Yes. 501 00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:06,700 Hi everyone, Are you okay? 502 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:11,260 My name is Len Spud and I am a Bumfresh billionaire. 503 00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:17,380 Right! Who wants free bog roll? A new minty taste! 504 00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:19,780 [They are CHEER] 505 00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:22,100 Come on, are you there? 506 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,660 Who will be lucky? 507 00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:24,900 Are you Here it is. 508 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,900 Please, Daddy, no. 509 00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:33,140 Is your father? 510 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:36,900 Excuse me, excuse me. Ah, here it is 511 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,340 There is your homework. 512 00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:48,380 Now, my child is rather short to friends, 513 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:53,140 so you are more than welcome come to the mansion at any time! 514 00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:56,380 - Father! - Oh. 515 00:34:57,580 --> 00:35:00,940 Your lunch money I will pick you up at four. 516 00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:02,260 I will walk. 517 00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:10,260 See you, everyone! And don't forget, delete and go with Bumfresh 518 00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:11,540 See you soon! 519 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:33,380 You are five seconds late. Trash assignments 520 00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:35,740 You must be kidding. 521 00:35:35,740 --> 00:35:37,340 Task litter a week. 522 00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:38,540 That's not fair. 523 00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:40,700 One month litter assignment. 524 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,900 Or do you want me? to treat you differently 525 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:47,100 because your father is a billionaire? 526 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:49,100 No, I don't want that. 527 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,420 Then you should start 528 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:54,340 The helicopter belongs to him has made a terrible mess 529 00:36:02,380 --> 00:36:05,500 [Excited CHATTER] 530 00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:12,620 Billionaire Boy, my motorbike went bankrupt, would you buy me a new one? 531 00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:15,220 Can you buy me a bungalow, in Florida? 532 00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:17,300 Hit me, then I can sue you a million. 533 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,380 Hit me and I will be satisfied half a million. 534 00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:20,820 Buy me a packet of chips. 535 00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:23,980 Leave him alone! 536 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:27,420 You have to be ashamed of yourself, shoo, shoo! 537 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,660 Oh, you poor man. 538 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:34,180 Well, not poor, but you get my core 539 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:37,420 Yes, get out of there. 540 00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:41,820 I mean, just because your father is very rich, you don't want 541 00:36:41,820 --> 00:36:43,020 people beg 542 00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:46,980 Here, enjoy Brussels candy. 543 00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:49,900 Thank you but no thanks. 544 00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:57,260 Well, Joe, I want you to know, whatever happens, 545 00:36:57,260 --> 00:36:59,740 I'm always here for you, okay? 546 00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:01,620 Thank you. 547 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:04,740 Now, I only need 30 large for my hip surgery 548 00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:07,260 [He's SIGHS] 549 00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:13,060 You miss a little. 550 00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:16,380 Why are you lying to me? 551 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,940 I don't know, I think you will treat me differently. 552 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:24,060 Grubbs just asked me want to go to them after 553 00:37:24,060 --> 00:37:28,940 school to play Hungry Hippos. Do you pay them to be friends with me? 554 00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:30,660 I'm just trying to help. 555 00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:32,980 A true friend won't lie to me. 556 00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,380 I'm sorry. 557 00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:38,100 You miss a little more. 558 00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:44,140 The task of trash ?! 559 00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:47,420 I'm not alone revolutionize the world of toilet paper 560 00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:50,180 to have my child do trash assignments. 561 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:54,380 This is my teacher, Miss Sharpe, she is really terrible 562 00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:57,860 Can you kill him? 563 00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:59,500 A little more, that. 564 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,940 - Oh. - I will handle it 565 00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:05,900 Please don't embarrass me like you today with your stupid helicopter 566 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,340 Don't worry, I will think of something. 567 00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:14,300 So, anyways, this is my birthday in less than a year, Sven. 568 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:16,580 - Len. - what happened 569 00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:20,060 As young people say... because I am 25 years old. 570 00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:23,420 And before you say a word, I don't need a gift. 571 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:25,020 - No? - I forbid it 572 00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:26,500 - I have to. - You don't have to. 573 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,380 - I want to. - No, no, nein. 574 00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:30,340 Okay then. 575 00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:31,860 I have made a small list. 576 00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:36,860 Thank you. 577 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:42,980 "The designer of the teeth. 578 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:49,140 " A giant cruise ship that is very large. 579 00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:54,380 "Holiday home in Marbs with his own..." Jack, jacksie? 580 00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:58,660 No, Jacuzzi, oh, fair, just give it here, give it here 581 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:04,780 Right, a bucket of diamonds, some money, Bentley is controversial. 582 00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:06,660 I think you mean Bentley convertible. 583 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:10,620 That is the same thing. A tiara, there is more money 584 00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:12,500 and 12 packs of Faberge eggs. 585 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:15,100 Whatever for you, my little bird of paradise 586 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:20,740 Daddy, you don't really buy it all that, right? 587 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:22,460 Why not, son? 588 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:24,140 Yes, why not, naughty? 589 00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:26,700 Because it's obvious you only like my father for his money 590 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:27,860 Oh! 591 00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:32,500 How dare you ?! 592 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:39,740 Go to your room 593 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:45,900 [Safin SOBS and STUTTER] 594 00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:51,980 I'm sorry, Sapphire, I don't know what to do with him Orphanage? 595 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:56,060 It's about my child, Joe. 596 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:11,700 Now, there is one small thing that you can change 597 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:20,700 for him to be happier here at school 598 00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:22,820 Well, I have to run school for everyone, I can't give anyone 599 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:27,740 Special treatment, however rich they may be. 600 00:40:27,740 --> 00:40:31,460 j & I fell in love with my car... j & 601 00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:47,380 [Gears CRUNCH] 602 00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:55,100 [SQUEAL tires] 603 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,140 [Gears CRUNCH] 604 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:02,700 How dare you fire me? I give this all school, everyone! 605 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:34,060 Lower it, Miss Sharpe. 606 00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:35,980 607 00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:39,100 Ding, the witch is dead! 608 00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,140 [They are CHEER] 609 00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:45,700 Miss Sharpe is a good teacher, she doesn't deserve it 610 00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:47,260 We have to do something. 611 00:41:50,660 --> 00:41:52,380 Fired, in place. 612 00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:58,140 Oh, that poor old cow A good, strict but fair teacher. 613 00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:00,780 And he loves his students more than they know 614 00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:04,740 In fact, he used to be very painful about my little lamb. 615 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,780 Mrs. Trafe...? 616 00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:11,700 Yes? 617 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:14,460 You look... different. 618 00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:18,620 Oh thank you, I just finished my hair. 619 00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:20,780 Do you get hip replacement? 620 00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:23,060 What do I give for all that money? 621 00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:25,300 Can I interest you today? 622 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,380 Curry dove, all doves are free, 623 00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:29,660 I shoot them from the roof itself with my catapult 624 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:31,940 You spend everything for plastic surgery. 625 00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:36,460 I will have a hip op next time, I promise. 626 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,660 Now, I only need another 30 grand. 627 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:41,780 Extraordinary. 628 00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:46,980 What is this? 629 00:42:46,980 --> 00:42:50,140 A petition, to return Miss Sharpe, sir. 630 00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:55,220 Two signatures? 631 00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:56,940 Only me and Maddie so far. 632 00:42:57,940 --> 00:43:02,220 Please, sir, teach everything he lives. 633 00:43:02,220 --> 00:43:03,340 Um... 634 00:43:05,140 --> 00:43:11,060 ... forgive me, Joe, no, no, I can't do that, no. 635 00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,660 [Car LOCK BLEEPS] 636 00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:19,460 Is that yours? 637 00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:27,180 Eh... maybe yes. 638 00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:28,260 Why? 639 00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:31,780 What is unusual with me owning a car? it lasts from 0 to 60 640 00:43:31,780 --> 00:43:36,220 in 2.9 seconds with a top speed of 204mph? 641 00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:38,180 That's my father, right? 642 00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:48,140 Joe? 643 00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:49,180 Yes. 644 00:43:50,780 --> 00:43:53,940 Don't buy new friends yourself? 645 00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:55,100 Ha ha! 646 00:44:02,780 --> 00:44:05,180 Sorry we fell. 647 00:44:05,180 --> 00:44:06,420 Yes. Me, too. 648 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:12,420 Look, I know you don't have much... 649 00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:13,580 I see? 650 00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:15,300 So I guess I feel sorry for you. 651 00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:17,180 Why don't you just take this? 652 00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:22,780 I don't want your bad money! 653 00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:27,300 You can't buy people, Joe, does anyone teach you that? 654 00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:30,180 Do you know what? 655 00:44:30,180 --> 00:44:31,220 What? 656 00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:33,260 - I - Apologize for YOU 657 00:44:47,780 --> 00:44:49,340 [MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING] 658 00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:55,860 [MUSIC: I am Your Man by Wham] 659 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,900 - j & If you will do it, do it right - right? - Do it with me j & 660 00:44:57,900 --> 00:45:01,620 - j & If you are going to do it do it right - right? - Do it with me j & 661 00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:05,220 - j & If you will do it, do it right - right? - Do it with me j & 662 00:45:05,220 --> 00:45:08,580 - j & If you will do it, do it right - right? - Do it with me... j & 663 00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:19,580 Father? 664 00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:20,740 Yes! 665 00:45:20,740 --> 00:45:22,900 I need to talk to you about something. 666 00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:23,940 GOOD! 667 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:27,020 Wait, who are all these people? 668 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:28,700 669 00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:32,220 Why are you having a party? 670 00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:34,220 Because I have good news! 671 00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:35,380 What? 672 00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:37,340 Sapphire and me are engaged! 673 00:45:37,340 --> 00:45:38,860 No! 674 00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:41,060 Yes! Isn't that beautiful? 675 00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:48,620 I will be your new mother! Look! It costs 15 million! 676 00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:51,300 Father? 677 00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:52,580 Yes? 678 00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:54,060 Do you get my teacher fired? 679 00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:55,580 No! 680 00:45:57,740 --> 00:46:01,700 Well, maybe... a little. 681 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:04,060 I just bought your school principal a little sports car. 682 00:46:04,060 --> 00:46:08,220 You can't buy people, Dad! Does anyone teach you that? 683 00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:10,820 Only for 400 thousand. 684 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:13,900 I will give you one, if you want? 685 00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:16,980 I don't want any more items! I have more than enough. 686 00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:19,180 You will never have enough, kid. 687 00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:21,020 Yes you can! 688 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:25,660 I don't want to end up like you, an old man with a wig, 689 00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:28,060 with a fiance who doesn't even love her. 690 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:34,620 I like the ring! 691 00:46:36,580 --> 00:46:40,140 I never want to meet you two again. 692 00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:53,460 [KNOCK on DOOR] 693 00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:57,060 Joe, open this door. Joe! 694 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:01,980 Joe! 695 00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:06,460 [He COUGHS] 696 00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:09,940 Oh no, burned again. 697 00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:12,460 He locked himself in his room. 698 00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:14,980 Oh dear. 699 00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:19,540 Can I ask a question? 700 00:47:19,540 --> 00:47:21,460 Yes, of course, sir. 701 00:47:21,460 --> 00:47:23,260 Have I become a bad father? 702 00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:26,300 Do you want an honest answer? 703 00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:31,700 Yes. Certainly. This time, tell the truth. 704 00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:37,420 Yes, already. 705 00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:03,340 [DoorBELL RINGS] 706 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:18,980 I want to say sorry, I'm already an idiot. 707 00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:21,340 Yes, already. 708 00:48:22,420 --> 00:48:24,140 A big idiot and a foul odor. 709 00:48:26,060 --> 00:48:27,660 Maybe bigger than that. 710 00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:37,940 I have to go and apologize to Maddie now 711 00:48:37,940 --> 00:48:39,940 There is no need, he is here. 712 00:48:42,940 --> 00:48:46,220 We feel very sorry for Miss Sharpe so we have made it Christmas inhibits, small pies and leaflets about deforestation. 713 00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:50,140 It's all my fault, My father gave him the sack. 714 00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:53,580 But I have a plan... 715 00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:56,700 to make it better 716 00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:58,260 The problem is, I need your help 717 00:48:58,260 --> 00:49:00,740 [DoorBELL RINGS] 718 00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:04,140 Oh you. It was midnight. 719 00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:09,900 Miss, sorry you lost your job, it's all my fault. 720 00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:15,980 I have this. 721 00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:17,020 Thank you, I think. 722 00:49:18,380 --> 00:49:20,100 Oh... 723 00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:23,060 724 00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:25,740 There is one more thing. 725 00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:26,860 What? 726 00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:27,900 Now! 727 00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:30,620 [HORN HONKS] 728 00:50:00,220 --> 00:50:03,420 You don't need to go to opera so we bring one for you 729 00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:08,100 [MUSIK: Ombra Mai Fu from Serse by Handel] 730 00:50:11,060 --> 00:50:14,060 Do you use all this for me only? 731 00:50:14,060 --> 00:50:16,300 Yes. What do you think? 732 00:50:18,420 --> 00:50:21,540 This is the most generous thing has ever been done for me 733 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:30,740 j & Ombra mai fu j & (Never shady) 734 00:50:39,260 --> 00:50:45,780 j & in vegetabile j & (from any plant) 735 00:50:45,780 --> 00:50:51,220 j & How to ed amabile j & (more desirable and more beautiful) 736 00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:53,700 j & Soave... j & (or sweeter) 737 00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:56,260 Don't cry, miss. 738 00:50:56,260 --> 00:50:57,900 No need for discussion. 739 00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:04,620 j & Ombra mai fu j & (Never shady) 740 00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:11,300 j & in vegetabile j & (from any plant) 741 00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:17,740 j & How to ed amabile j & (more desirable and more beautiful) 742 00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:22,220 j & Soave pi & j (or sweeter) 743 00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:29,020 j & care ed amabile j & (more desirable and more beautiful) 744 00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:36,060 j & Ombra mai fu j & (Never shady) 745 00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:43,100 j & in vegetabile j & (from any plant) 746 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:49,660 j & How to ed amabile j & (more desirable and more beautiful) 747 00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:57,660 j & soave piu j & (or sweeter) 748 00:52:04,980 --> 00:52:06,900 It must be expensive. 749 00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:11,220 This pretty much clears my account but I have a little money left. 750 00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:14,460 I want you to have it Build that school in Africa. 751 00:52:15,580 --> 00:52:19,020 Thank you! You have done a good thing. 752 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:24,140 See you tomorrow, Joe. 753 00:52:24,140 --> 00:52:26,460 I'm broke, so you buy chocolate. 754 00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:27,500 Dealing. 755 00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:37,540 Joe, what are you doing in cold air? 756 00:52:37,540 --> 00:52:39,340 Come on, come in 757 00:52:42,380 --> 00:52:44,700 Come. 758 00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:46,140 Ah. 759 00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:49,980 Let me make a nice hot Lilt cup. 760 00:52:49,980 --> 00:52:51,300 I'm fine. 761 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:55,820 Oh, I feel very sorry for you and your father Why? 762 00:52:57,460 --> 00:52:59,540 Don't you see the headlines? Look. 763 00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:03,020 764 00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:14,620 And on TV too, Everywhere I see this morning, 765 00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:17,500 basic purple wall-to-wall. 766 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:19,780 - TV: - 'Toilet network Bumfresh scandal continues 767 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:23,180 'increases amidst the accusation this fresh minty brand new 768 00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:25,100 "causes a painful purple rash. 769 00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:29,860 " The stock price has dropped overnight, leaving the CEO, Len Spud, 770 00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:31,380 'facing financial ruin. 771 00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:35,460 'I have lost everything, uh, every penny I have, 772 00:53:35,460 --> 00:53:37,900 'but I just want to go back is my beautiful child 773 00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:42,740 "He ran away from home last night, I've been worried about getting sick, so, 774 00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:49,260 'So, Joe, if you're out there, please go home... 775 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:51,300 'I love you son.' 776 00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:53,540 [Journalist CLAMOR] 777 00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:57,820 [TV OFF] 778 00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:07,060 He doesn't really care about me. All he cares about is money. 779 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:14,380 You know, I've been a very rich person with a large chain of newspaper stores. 780 00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:15,740 How much do you have? 781 00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:16,820 Two. 782 00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:21,020 I have really tens of pounds in my pocket 783 00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:24,860 But I work hard so I forget to spend time with my wife 784 00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:30,420 I bought him a luxury gift, flowers from the garage, 785 00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:33,580 jewelry, also from the garage, 786 00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:37,780 But all he wants is me. 787 00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:44,540 That's all I want, to spend time with my father 788 00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:50,540 Joe, you just saw it, Your father loves you so much. 789 00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:56,820 Let me take you home. Mm? 790 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,580 That's it! 791 00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:23,980 [Journalist CLAMOR] 792 00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:29,580 Enter, Joe, I'll handle this. 793 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:34,620 If I can make a short statement. 794 00:55:35,820 --> 00:55:37,260 Are we alive 795 00:55:37,260 --> 00:55:38,660 [ALL:] Yes! 796 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:46,820 'Everyone comes to Raj's shop, I got a special offer for Frazzles. ' 797 00:55:46,820 --> 00:55:48,220 [Raj LAUGHS] 798 00:55:52,460 --> 00:55:53,740 Where is father 799 00:55:53,740 --> 00:55:55,980 Who cares? He went bankrupt 800 00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:04,500 There is a Sapphire Diamond! 801 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,260 [Hubbub from qyestions and Cameras CLICKING] 802 00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:39,220 Father? 803 00:56:39,220 --> 00:56:43,220 Joe! Joe! I am very worried. 804 00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:47,820 No, I'm sorry. 805 00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:50,500 I'm not a good father. 806 00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:58,060 I have lost everything, son, and Sapphire left me. 807 00:56:58,060 --> 00:57:00,780 I think maybe he isn't "one". 808 00:57:00,780 --> 00:57:04,860 But I have you and you are still silent The most valuable thing I have. 809 00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:10,700 I will make you the last cup of tea 810 00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:14,420 but the court clerk has taken it cups, er, and tea. 811 00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:17,140 Master Spud. 812 00:57:22,180 --> 00:57:23,700 Yes, sir, panto. 813 00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:24,980 Snow White? 814 00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:29,140 No, Jack and the Pea Tree, I play that giant. 815 00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:51,500 Now, does anyone want you and get from your bedroom before they take it all? 816 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,540 No. 817 00:57:53,980 --> 00:57:56,460 Actually, there is one thing. 818 00:57:56,460 --> 00:57:57,980 [SMASHING outside] 819 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:04,220 [Joe CLEARS THROAT] 820 00:58:07,820 --> 00:58:11,820 You make it and that's what makes it more special than anything 821 00:58:13,220 --> 00:58:14,460 Come here, kid. 822 00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:19,500 Hello? 823 00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:22,900 [Knock-knock.] 824 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:26,300 Julie? Julie! 825 00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:27,340 Hello, Len 826 00:58:28,780 --> 00:58:31,060 This is not the best day. 827 00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:33,260 Oh, it's okay, we understand. 828 00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:36,220 You two already know each other? 829 00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:39,140 Yes, we usually work in a joint factory 830 00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:40,540 We have a few happy moments. 831 00:58:45,620 --> 00:58:47,500 We see you on the news. 832 00:58:48,660 --> 00:58:51,860 Look, we think you might want to come to us for Christmas dinner. 833 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:56,100 I mean, that won't be a fancy schmancy. 834 00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:01,700 - We want that - Oh. 835 00:59:03,220 --> 00:59:04,660 We like it very much. 836 00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:11,100 [Conversation is not fun] 837 00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:17,740 "So, we lose a lot of money. But finding a new family. 838 00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:22,900 " And who knows? Maybe we will live happily ever after. 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