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By the way, you look amazing.

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You lose weight, right?

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Face looks tool.
Take this.

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You have good skin.

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Tell your mother I said, "Hello", okay?

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Call him.

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21
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OK?

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[playing rock music]

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♪

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♪

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♪

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31
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- Dom, let me ask a question.
- What?

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33
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What makes you think that a
head shave looks good on you?

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35
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I don't know
You know,
A little hairline is a little behind.

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37
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I thought I would cheat the scalp.

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39
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"Scalp Trick?"

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41
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You cheat the earth, bro.

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43
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Doesn't look good.

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45
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What?
You don't like it

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47
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It seems like your mother
messed up marshmallows

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49
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I, I don't even understand.

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51
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I don't know, you just got a
face that looks better with hair.

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53
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I mean, look at my hair.

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55
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You never see me shave
my damn head, right?

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57
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You don't need to, you grow
hair while I see you

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59
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I know, how great is that, huh?

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61
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- Look...
- I think check in

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63
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is when I go and tell you where I go

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65
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How does it not enter?

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67
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Hello.

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69
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Hell...

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71
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Dom, come here.

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73
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This is the home address.

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75
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Family is out of town, so you are clean.

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77
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Hey, did you take it
Lougin LeGucci with you?

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- What, Sammy?
- Yeah.

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81
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Ah, yes, he's a good person.

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Can't stop sharing it
thoughts.
He goes

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He thinks I don't know

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he flips electronics
cigarettes in all cities

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89
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Plus, I don't see a dime from it.

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Uh, you know, I don't know anything about it

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93
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Okay, listen.

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95
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There are more than 200 large houses.

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It's behind a fake
fireplace when you enter

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99
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The family is on vacation.

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101
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This is good.
No problem.

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103
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Sammy!

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105
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[Sammy] Yo!

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107
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I heard you were defeated
in electronic cigarettes

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109
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Yes, I heard a few things.

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111
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I will tell you if it's worth doing.

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113
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Remember...

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115
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Smoking kills.

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117
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[chuckles]

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119
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Yes.

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121
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Dom, I ask a question.

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123
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Why is your uncle always there?
come out with a dramatic statement?

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125
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I don't know

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127
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I don't like it.

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129
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Playing the role of "Nice Guy".

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131
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Then, explode, say some nonsense
You can't feel comfortable with.

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133
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Look, I won't worry about it.

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135
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But, look, he says this
score, like 200k.

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137
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Okay, we need to get this money,

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139
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get some new head shots,

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141
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my road model to a
damn catalog already

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Sal, you are 41 years old  & nbsp

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Continue?

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146
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40 years old is a very large child
demographic marketing

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Plus, they buy lots of nonsense.

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150
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Not from your face.

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152
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Thank you.

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154
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So, how is the school?

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156
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School is not as bad as I
think it will happen

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158
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That's good.

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160
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161
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I don't want you sick
this school at the beginning of the game.

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163
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That, I can't promise.

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165
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Oh my God.

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167
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Honey, the time is up.

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169
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Uh.

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171
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OK, come on

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173
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- There has never been enough time, yes, Maddy?
- Yeah.

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& nbsp

175
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You know I love you.
I will
See you in a few days, okay?

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& nbsp

177
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Hi dear.

178
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& nbsp

179
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I only need one minute with Dad, okay?

180
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181
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- Do you want to sit here?
- Good.

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& nbsp

183
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- baby, dad
See you later.
- I love you, Maddy.

184
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& nbsp

185
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This, take the ball.

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187
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See you this week, okay, honey?

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& nbsp

189
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Good.

190
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191
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Enter my office

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193
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An office?
Wow, great idea.

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195
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The real office

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& nbsp

197
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That means you will have a real job.

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199
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[laughs]

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201
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Don't go spending everything
on your hair or shoes

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203
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or whatever you do with your money

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205
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My hair?
My hair is a problem, wow.

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207
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Okay, you know, I swear
god, I see you and I think

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& nbsp

209
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There are many things
You can be clever.

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& nbsp

211
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Maybe stealing is my gift, huh?

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213
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That's not funny.
Sammy...

214
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215
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Your daughter needs some time with you.

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217
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Like the actual schedule.

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219
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I know.

220
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221
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I'm working on a schedule.

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223
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Trust me.

224
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225
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It would be like taking
candy from a damn baby

226
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227
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Baby Gorillas

228
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229
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Hey, I guess I know that guy.

230
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231
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From your modeling school?
[laughs]

232
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& nbsp

233
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Damn it in my dream again, I will do it
fucking kill you where you stand

234
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& nbsp

235
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Calm down, Fabio, this is a bad joke.

236
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& nbsp

237
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Dirt.

238
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& nbsp

239
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I don't have to use a drill.

240
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& nbsp

241
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I think we should do it
do drilling weak points here.

242
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& nbsp

243
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Is that what you call
when you bang Lorie?

244
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& nbsp

245
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[laughs]

246
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& nbsp

247
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Everything is not a joke.

248
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249
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Fuck holy

250
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& nbsp

251
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- What?
- holy fuck

252
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& nbsp

253
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Good.

254
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& nbsp

255
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200k, boy

256
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& nbsp

257
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Jackpot motherfucking

258
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& nbsp

259
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Freeze!
Hands where we can see them.

260
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& nbsp

261
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Wrong moves wrong and Sammy
and I will shoot you for fun.

262
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& nbsp

263
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- Fuck this nonsense
- Come on let's go.

264
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& nbsp

265
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Oh my God.

266
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& nbsp

267
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Freeze, you fuck.

268
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& nbsp

269
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Sammy Legucci, why am I not surprised?

270
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& nbsp

271
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Put the gun, Tommy.

272
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& nbsp

273
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I say, bro,
crazy is the best in bed.

274
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& nbsp

275
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Uh, you sleep with a girl who never
meets her real father, nonsense.

276
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& nbsp

277
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Get out of bed,
You lose teeth,

278
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& nbsp

279
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You get black eyes, your feet hurt,

280
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& nbsp

281
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Your ears are throbbing,
You hear a new language.

282
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& nbsp

283
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- This is amazing.
Orphanage
- [booing]

284
00:08:04,922 --> 00:08:04,914
& nbsp

285
00:08:04,924 --> 00:08:07,046
Try it, bro, trust me.

286
00:08:07,056 --> 00:08:07,048
& nbsp

287
00:08:07,058 --> 00:08:08,383
[officer] Legucci!

288
00:08:08,393 --> 00:08:10,486
& nbsp

289
00:08:10,496 --> 00:08:13,887
You have some real problems.

290
00:08:13,897 --> 00:08:13,889
& nbsp

291
00:08:13,899 --> 00:08:16,690
You tell us who is running
things and we cut the deal.

292
00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:16,692
& nbsp

293
00:08:16,702 --> 00:08:19,426
If not, you will get the maximum and you know it.

294
00:08:19,436 --> 00:08:19,428
& nbsp

295
00:08:19,438 --> 00:08:21,130
There is nothing I can do here.

296
00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:22,264
& nbsp

297
00:08:22,274 --> 00:08:23,931
Don't be offended, Tommy.

298
00:08:23,941 --> 00:08:23,933
& nbsp

299
00:08:23,943 --> 00:08:25,399
I mean, you really can use mint.

300
00:08:25,409 --> 00:08:25,401
& nbsp

301
00:08:25,411 --> 00:08:26,500
What you eat, everything

302
00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:26,502
& nbsp

303
00:08:26,512 --> 00:08:28,101
- OK.
- wise donkey

304
00:08:28,111 --> 00:08:28,103
& nbsp

305
00:08:28,113 --> 00:08:31,404
Friends or no friends, you don't leave this room until you talk

306
00:08:31,414 --> 00:08:31,406
& nbsp

307
00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:33,073
Uh, I'm sick of you

308
00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:33,075
& nbsp

309
00:08:33,085 --> 00:08:35,676
I expect greater things
From you in life, Sammy.

310
00:08:35,686 --> 00:08:35,678
& nbsp

311
00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:37,311
- really
- Yeah.

312
00:08:37,321 --> 00:08:37,313
& nbsp

313
00:08:37,323 --> 00:08:40,113
Selected "Most Likely Success",
dated the hottest girl in school.

314
00:08:40,123 --> 00:08:40,115
& nbsp

315
00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:41,982
I don't know, I think you have a choice.

316
00:08:41,992 --> 00:08:41,984
& nbsp

317
00:08:41,994 --> 00:08:44,618
Now you will go for
robbery, book making, extortion,

318
00:08:44,628 --> 00:08:44,620
& nbsp

319
00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:45,985
I'm guessing fixing a horse.

320
00:08:45,995 --> 00:08:45,987
& nbsp

321
00:08:45,997 --> 00:08:47,955
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I have never fixed a horse.

322
00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:47,957
& nbsp

323
00:08:47,967 --> 00:08:50,123
Give me some names, Sammy.

324
00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:50,125
& nbsp

325
00:08:50,135 --> 00:08:52,559
Save yourself, you know who I am
saying?
You know, you have a small child.

326
00:08:52,569 --> 00:08:52,561
& nbsp

327
00:08:52,571 --> 00:08:53,860
He will need you.

328
00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:53,862
& nbsp

329
00:08:53,872 --> 00:08:56,296
Think of the big picture.
You
don't talk like that

330
00:08:56,306 --> 00:08:56,298
& nbsp

331
00:08:56,308 --> 00:08:59,633
You do a little, you come out,
You miss him confirmation,

332
00:08:59,643 --> 00:08:59,635
& nbsp

333
00:08:59,645 --> 00:09:01,567
You go back in, you miss his marriage,

334
00:09:01,577 --> 00:09:01,569
& nbsp

335
00:09:01,579 --> 00:09:03,336
You enter again, you miss the baby.

336
00:09:03,346 --> 00:09:03,338
& nbsp

337
00:09:03,348 --> 00:09:07,109
Before you turn around, you are old
ex-con and you miss a fucking life.

338
00:09:07,119 --> 00:09:08,611
& nbsp

339
00:09:08,621 --> 00:09:10,509
You are a police or psychic, how are you?

340
00:09:10,519 --> 00:09:10,511
& nbsp

341
00:09:10,521 --> 00:09:11,913
I am both.

342
00:09:11,923 --> 00:09:13,249
& nbsp

343
00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:15,349
Sammy.

344
00:09:15,359 --> 00:09:15,351
& nbsp

345
00:09:15,361 --> 00:09:16,450
I have something for you

346
00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:16,452
& nbsp

347
00:09:16,462 --> 00:09:18,618
That's just because I've been
Get to know my whole life.

348
00:09:18,628 --> 00:09:18,620
& nbsp

349
00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:20,753
This is not a sad song recording, right?

350
00:09:20,763 --> 00:09:20,755
& nbsp

351
00:09:20,765 --> 00:09:22,288
Maybe so too.

352
00:09:22,298 --> 00:09:22,290
& nbsp

353
00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,157
Even though you didn't invite
I to your 21st birthday party.

354
00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:24,159
& nbsp

355
00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:26,960
Because I always know
you will become a police officer.

356
00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:26,962
& nbsp

357
00:09:26,972 --> 00:09:28,362
[Dom] <i> What's up, Pat?</i>

358
00:09:28,372 --> 00:09:28,364
& nbsp

359
00:09:28,374 --> 00:09:30,663
[Pat] <i> What's wrong?
You
A bearded friend must go.</i>

360
00:09:30,673 --> 00:09:30,665
& nbsp

361
00:09:30,675 --> 00:09:32,132
<i>Yes?</i>

362
00:09:32,142 --> 00:09:32,134
& nbsp

363
00:09:32,144 --> 00:09:34,401
<i>She's fucking loose
cannon and I don't like it.</i>

364
00:09:34,411 --> 00:09:34,403
& nbsp

365
00:09:34,413 --> 00:09:38,338
<i>Never close it, fuck, he
doesn't kick when he should.</i>

366
00:09:38,348 --> 00:09:38,340
& nbsp

367
00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:40,273
<i>Okay, now how are you?
want me to do it?</i>

368
00:09:40,283 --> 00:09:40,275
& nbsp

369
00:09:40,285 --> 00:09:44,076
<i>no
Just go back to your wife
and I will take care of the rest.</i>

370
00:09:44,086 --> 00:09:44,078
& nbsp

371
00:09:44,088 --> 00:09:45,912
<i>You want to pretend
Life is a joke,</i>

372
00:09:45,922 --> 00:09:45,914
& nbsp

373
00:09:45,924 --> 00:09:48,482
<i>then, unfortunately, I
must teach you lessons.</i>

374
00:09:48,492 --> 00:09:48,484
& nbsp

375
00:09:48,494 --> 00:09:50,249
<i>Because that's what I did.</i>

376
00:09:50,259 --> 00:09:50,251
& nbsp

377
00:09:50,261 --> 00:09:53,387
<i>A little beard with a beard haired.</i>

378
00:09:53,397 --> 00:09:53,389
& nbsp

379
00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:55,155
<i>Okay, alright.</i>

380
00:09:55,165 --> 00:09:55,157
& nbsp

381
00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:59,158
<i>I have a plan for this
extra head witch.</i>

382
00:09:59,168 --> 00:09:59,160
& nbsp

383
00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:03,629
<i>Looks like the Middle East
version of Merlyn, the magician.</i>

384
00:10:03,639 --> 00:10:03,631
& nbsp

385
00:10:03,641 --> 00:10:05,100
<i>I understand.</i>

386
00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:06,335
& nbsp

387
00:10:06,345 --> 00:10:07,537
[phone beeps]

388
00:10:07,547 --> 00:10:09,203
& nbsp

389
00:10:09,213 --> 00:10:10,439
Do you know that voice?

390
00:10:10,449 --> 00:10:11,941
& nbsp

391
00:10:11,951 --> 00:10:13,976
Like the back of my hand.

392
00:10:13,986 --> 00:10:17,880
& nbsp

393
00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:21,381
This is a memorandum
Understanding, Sammy.

394
00:10:21,391 --> 00:10:21,383
& nbsp

395
00:10:21,393 --> 00:10:25,652
Keep a low profile until we
bring you back to testify

396
00:10:25,662 --> 00:10:25,654
& nbsp

397
00:10:25,664 --> 00:10:29,355
We will give you a new one
identity, a house somewhere in America,

398
00:10:29,365 --> 00:10:29,357
& nbsp

399
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:33,560
$ 65,000 per year for salary,
and 24-hour protection.

400
00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:33,562
& nbsp

401
00:10:33,572 --> 00:10:35,228
That is a guarantee.

402
00:10:35,238 --> 00:10:35,230
& nbsp

403
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,632
Guaranteed boring life,
That is what it is.

404
00:10:38,642 --> 00:10:38,634
& nbsp

405
00:10:38,644 --> 00:10:42,868
But just as I hate to say it, then
this, you do the right thing

406
00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:42,870
& nbsp

407
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,574
The girls will stay with me.

408
00:10:44,584 --> 00:10:45,874
& nbsp

409
00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:47,376
Thank you, Frank.

410
00:10:47,386 --> 00:10:50,346
& nbsp

411
00:10:50,356 --> 00:10:53,613
Tell Maddy I will contact
and I love her very much.

412
00:10:53,623 --> 00:10:53,615
& nbsp

413
00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:55,084
Of course, kid.

414
00:10:55,094 --> 00:10:56,885
& nbsp

415
00:10:56,895 --> 00:10:58,051
What if I want to go see him?

416
00:10:58,061 --> 00:10:58,053
& nbsp

417
00:10:58,063 --> 00:10:59,953
That's up to you.

418
00:10:59,963 --> 00:10:59,955
& nbsp

419
00:10:59,965 --> 00:11:04,992
But we only provide protection for so long
because you still follow this guide.

420
00:11:05,002 --> 00:11:04,994
& nbsp

421
00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:07,360
You know Pat will pay a guarantee.

422
00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:07,362
& nbsp

423
00:11:07,372 --> 00:11:08,663
So wait for your back.

424
00:11:08,673 --> 00:11:21,309
& nbsp

425
00:11:21,319 --> 00:11:22,511
Where did you take me?

426
00:11:22,521 --> 00:11:28,884
& nbsp

427
00:11:28,894 --> 00:11:31,454
[Sammy] This is like a live vanilla version.

428
00:11:31,464 --> 00:11:33,021
& nbsp

429
00:11:33,031 --> 00:11:35,022
I don't feel good about this.

430
00:11:35,032 --> 00:11:35,024
& nbsp

431
00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:37,190
Do you think I care how you feel?

432
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:37,192
& nbsp

433
00:11:37,202 --> 00:11:38,524
Let his nose get out of trouble.

434
00:11:38,534 --> 00:11:38,526
& nbsp

435
00:11:38,536 --> 00:11:41,594
I don't want to do it
Monitor your every move.

436
00:11:41,604 --> 00:11:41,596
& nbsp

437
00:11:41,606 --> 00:11:43,397
Isn't that your job?

438
00:11:43,407 --> 00:11:43,399
& nbsp

439
00:11:43,409 --> 00:11:44,598
Continue?

440
00:11:44,608 --> 00:11:44,600
& nbsp

441
00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:46,202
Think I love my work?

442
00:11:46,212 --> 00:11:52,808
& nbsp

443
00:11:52,818 --> 00:11:54,710
I will only do my time,

444
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,843
& nbsp

445
00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:57,643
save several lives,

446
00:11:57,653 --> 00:11:57,645
& nbsp

447
00:11:57,655 --> 00:11:58,979
make a few extra dollars on the side,

448
00:11:58,989 --> 00:11:58,981
& nbsp

449
00:11:58,991 --> 00:12:00,546
You don't mind, right?

450
00:12:00,556 --> 00:12:00,548
& nbsp

451
00:12:00,558 --> 00:12:03,552
I have grown up
My nails care more.

452
00:12:03,562 --> 00:12:06,054
& nbsp

453
00:12:06,064 --> 00:12:08,056
You're a very sensitive person, huh?

454
00:12:08,066 --> 00:12:09,357
& nbsp

455
00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:12,158
I am here to watch over you and that's it.

456
00:12:12,168 --> 00:12:12,160
& nbsp

457
00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:14,694
I don't like small talk.

458
00:12:14,704 --> 00:12:14,696
& nbsp

459
00:12:14,706 --> 00:12:16,562
I also don't like small talk, okay?

460
00:12:16,572 --> 00:12:16,564
& nbsp

461
00:12:16,574 --> 00:12:19,501
I don't know what else
is sad, your voice or my life

462
00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:20,535
& nbsp

463
00:12:20,545 --> 00:12:22,370
I think I can answer it.

464
00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:24,405
& nbsp

465
00:12:24,415 --> 00:12:27,507
[Marshall] This is Sheriff Colin's wood.

466
00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:27,509
& nbsp

467
00:12:27,519 --> 00:12:29,276
Wowie, look here

468
00:12:29,286 --> 00:12:29,278
& nbsp

469
00:12:29,288 --> 00:12:34,413
We have a real life
mafioso from a big city

470
00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:34,415
& nbsp

471
00:12:34,425 --> 00:12:36,649
There is no such thing as
mafia, okay
Be relaxed.

472
00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:36,651
& nbsp

473
00:12:36,661 --> 00:12:38,417
Yes, I'm sure there isn't.

474
00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:38,419
& nbsp

475
00:12:38,429 --> 00:12:41,153
But just remember, we have a family here.

476
00:12:41,163 --> 00:12:41,155
& nbsp

477
00:12:41,165 --> 00:12:44,391
Large family with big weapons.

478
00:12:44,401 --> 00:12:44,393
& nbsp

479
00:12:44,403 --> 00:12:46,292
So I'm sure we will be fine.

480
00:12:46,302 --> 00:12:46,294
& nbsp

481
00:12:46,304 --> 00:12:49,128
Chief, he is under our protection.

482
00:12:49,138 --> 00:12:49,130
& nbsp

483
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:51,230
Let's try to get it
off on the right foot

484
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:51,232
& nbsp

485
00:12:51,242 --> 00:12:52,932
Okay dokey.

486
00:12:52,942 --> 00:12:52,934
& nbsp

487
00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:55,001
Maybe one day we can
meet and drink beer,

488
00:12:55,011 --> 00:12:55,003
& nbsp

489
00:12:55,013 --> 00:12:56,103
share some stories

490
00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:56,105
& nbsp

491
00:12:56,115 --> 00:12:58,104
I'm sure you have some good stories?

492
00:12:58,114 --> 00:12:58,106
& nbsp

493
00:12:58,116 --> 00:13:00,607
Your bet will throw us
for real imagination, huh?

494
00:13:00,617 --> 00:13:00,609
& nbsp

495
00:13:00,619 --> 00:13:01,740
What is weird?

496
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:01,742
& nbsp

497
00:13:01,752 --> 00:13:03,343
What's strange, Mr. Hirsh.

498
00:13:03,353 --> 00:13:03,345
& nbsp

499
00:13:03,355 --> 00:13:04,643
Hesh.

500
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:04,645
& nbsp

501
00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:07,613
His new name is Derek Hesh.

502
00:13:07,623 --> 00:13:07,615
& nbsp

503
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:08,915
I certainly didn't choose it.

504
00:13:08,925 --> 00:13:08,917
& nbsp

505
00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:10,484
I'm sure you're not

506
00:13:10,494 --> 00:13:10,486
& nbsp

507
00:13:10,496 --> 00:13:11,484
Hmm?

508
00:13:11,494 --> 00:13:11,486
& nbsp

509
00:13:11,496 --> 00:13:13,552
Bet you want to choose
something like Travolta

510
00:13:13,562 --> 00:13:13,554
& nbsp

511
00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:14,789
Hmm?

512
00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:24,365
& nbsp

513
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,134
[dogs barking]

514
00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:39,715
& nbsp

515
00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:41,183
[doorbell]

516
00:13:41,193 --> 00:13:48,890
& nbsp

517
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,459
[doorbell]

518
00:13:50,469 --> 00:13:54,096
& nbsp

519
00:13:54,106 --> 00:13:56,562
Hi, you must be Derek.

520
00:13:56,572 --> 00:13:56,564
& nbsp

521
00:13:56,574 --> 00:14:01,501
I am Tricia, Colin and Rex's wife
and we are very happy to have you here

522
00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:01,503
& nbsp

523
00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:03,302
I hope you don't mind us
appear without notice.

524
00:14:03,312 --> 00:14:03,304
& nbsp

525
00:14:03,314 --> 00:14:05,571
I just want to tell you
we arrived at the block.

526
00:14:05,581 --> 00:14:05,573
& nbsp

527
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,675
If you need something,
don't hesitate to ask

528
00:14:08,685 --> 00:14:08,677
& nbsp

529
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:11,411
Isn't this area just big?

530
00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:11,413
& nbsp

531
00:14:11,423 --> 00:14:12,711
Is that dirt?

532
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:12,713
& nbsp

533
00:14:12,723 --> 00:14:13,913
or brown on his face?

534
00:14:13,923 --> 00:14:13,915
& nbsp

535
00:14:13,925 --> 00:14:15,849
Oh, that's both.
[chuckles]

536
00:14:15,859 --> 00:14:15,851
& nbsp

537
00:14:15,861 --> 00:14:18,317
Boys enter everything.

538
00:14:18,327 --> 00:14:18,319
& nbsp

539
00:14:18,329 --> 00:14:20,152
What exactly are you doing?
husband tells me about me

540
00:14:20,162 --> 00:14:20,154
& nbsp

541
00:14:20,164 --> 00:14:22,088
Oh, he said you were from New York

542
00:14:22,098 --> 00:14:22,090
& nbsp

543
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:25,358
and that you are only a
spitfire personality

544
00:14:25,368 --> 00:14:25,360
& nbsp

545
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:29,262
and that you will be great
here with us small town people.

546
00:14:29,272 --> 00:14:29,264
& nbsp

547
00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:31,931
He says you work
construction or something so I just,

548
00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:31,933
& nbsp

549
00:14:31,943 --> 00:14:33,099
I brought you pie.

550
00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:33,101
& nbsp

551
00:14:33,111 --> 00:14:34,234
Enjoy, it's an apple.

552
00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:34,236
& nbsp

553
00:14:34,246 --> 00:14:35,671
- Thank you.
- Mm-mmm.

554
00:14:35,681 --> 00:14:36,804
& nbsp

555
00:14:36,814 --> 00:14:39,306
- Are you a smoker?
- Yes, why?

556
00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:39,308
& nbsp

557
00:14:39,318 --> 00:14:40,542
Hold.

558
00:14:40,552 --> 00:14:43,946
& nbsp

559
00:14:43,956 --> 00:14:45,211
Try this.

560
00:14:45,221 --> 00:14:45,213
& nbsp

561
00:14:45,223 --> 00:14:46,445
You will thank me

562
00:14:46,455 --> 00:14:46,447
& nbsp

563
00:14:46,457 --> 00:14:48,147
And your little one will also thank me.

564
00:14:48,157 --> 00:14:48,149
& nbsp

565
00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:49,516
You will have lots of
of energy after this,

566
00:14:49,526 --> 00:14:49,518
& nbsp

567
00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,551
You will clean his face all day.

568
00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:51,553
& nbsp

569
00:14:51,563 --> 00:14:54,153
Sen, I want to try it.

570
00:14:54,163 --> 00:14:54,155
& nbsp

571
00:14:54,165 --> 00:14:55,888
That looks fun to me.

572
00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:55,890
& nbsp

573
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,724
Make it a reality.

574
00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:57,726
& nbsp

575
00:14:57,736 --> 00:14:59,960
Stop, Rex.

576
00:14:59,970 --> 00:14:59,962
& nbsp

577
00:14:59,972 --> 00:15:02,195
[on the phone] <i> Daddy wants
to find out if you got a call.</i>

578
00:15:02,207 --> 00:15:05,065
"Of course I go call it
I talk to you about it.

579
00:15:05,075 --> 00:15:05,067
& nbsp

580
00:15:05,077 --> 00:15:06,666
Tell him I say," Thank you ".

581
00:15:06,676 --> 00:15:06,668
& nbsp

582
00:15:06,678 --> 00:15:08,868
Where is my daughter?
I want to talk to him.

583
00:15:08,878 --> 00:15:08,870
& nbsp

584
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,503
<i>He is not here now.</i>

585
00:15:10,513 --> 00:15:10,505
& nbsp

586
00:15:11,781 --> 00:15:11,773
& nbsp

587
00:15:11,783 --> 00:15:13,373
<i>I don't know.</i>

588
00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:13,375
& nbsp

589
00:15:13,385 --> 00:15:14,840
Give me time to call him.

590
00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:14,842
& nbsp

591
00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:18,277
<i>Try again in a few days and
I am sure you will catch it.</i>

592
00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:19,681
& nbsp

593
00:15:20,893 --> 00:15:27,722
& nbsp

594
00:15:27,732 --> 00:15:29,791
[playing guitar songs]

595
00:15:29,801 --> 00:15:53,447
& nbsp

596
00:15:51,045 --> 00:15:56,248
[Mel] <i> ♪ Another drink
And I don't think ♪</i>

597
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:02,555
<i>♪ One more shot
That's all I got ♪</i>

598
00:16:02,565 --> 00:16:02,557
& nbsp

599
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:05,591
<i>♪ If I keep my name
in his favorite car ♪</i>

600
00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:05,593
& nbsp

601
00:16:05,603 --> 00:16:09,628
<i>♪ He is the only
my whole world girl ♪</i>

602
00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:09,630
& nbsp

603
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:15,301
<i>♪ Who would have thought that
would end like this ♪</i>

604
00:16:15,311 --> 00:16:15,303
& nbsp

605
00:16:15,313 --> 00:16:18,138
<i>♪ Never see myself
As a stalker ♪</i>

606
00:16:18,148 --> 00:16:18,140
& nbsp

607
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:21,407
<i>♪ But he left me tall and dry ♪</i>

608
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:21,409
& nbsp

609
00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:24,477
<i>♪ So he must know
When he decides to go ♪</i>

610
00:16:24,487 --> 00:16:24,479
& nbsp

611
00:16:24,489 --> 00:16:28,214
<i>♪ I will do it
follow right behind ♪</i>

612
00:16:28,224 --> 00:16:28,216
& nbsp

613
00:16:28,226 --> 00:16:30,016
<i>♪ Never see myself
As a stalker... ♪</i>

614
00:16:30,026 --> 00:16:30,018
& nbsp

615
00:16:30,028 --> 00:16:32,054
Hey, how can I help you?

616
00:16:32,064 --> 00:16:35,289
& nbsp

617
00:16:35,299 --> 00:16:38,825
My God is doing your face
looking out of place here

618
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:38,827
& nbsp

619
00:16:38,837 --> 00:16:40,759
Get out of here.

620
00:16:40,769 --> 00:16:40,761
& nbsp

621
00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:44,931
It's just that you are really hot and
Your face doesn't go with this building.

622
00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:44,933
& nbsp

623
00:16:44,943 --> 00:16:49,268
Oh, your mouth must be dry from here
all the hot air comes out of it.

624
00:16:49,278 --> 00:16:49,270
& nbsp

625
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,503
Are you drinking?

626
00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:51,505
& nbsp

627
00:16:51,515 --> 00:16:53,776
Yeah, I'll drink
whiskey and some beliefs.

628
00:16:53,786 --> 00:16:57,578
& nbsp

629
00:16:57,588 --> 00:17:00,046
- Eh, I asked a question.
- Hmm.

630
00:17:00,056 --> 00:17:00,048
& nbsp

631
00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:02,852
Are these hot spots in the city?
This is it?

632
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:04,486
& nbsp

633
00:17:04,496 --> 00:17:06,519
Let me see.

634
00:17:06,529 --> 00:17:06,521
& nbsp

635
00:17:06,531 --> 00:17:10,522
We have a broken heart
redneck on stage named Mel,

636
00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:10,524
& nbsp

637
00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:13,426
Singing about love he
may never have been.

638
00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:13,428
& nbsp

639
00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:17,933
So if you call it hot
spot, then this is a hot spot.

640
00:17:17,943 --> 00:17:19,900
& nbsp

641
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,000
I think I have a crush.

642
00:17:21,012 --> 00:17:22,769
Oh, don't expect no.

643
00:17:22,779 --> 00:17:22,771
& nbsp

644
00:17:22,781 --> 00:17:24,204
What is your name?

645
00:17:24,214 --> 00:17:24,206
& nbsp

646
00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:26,908
Hey, Manny.
This is my brother.

647
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:28,275
& nbsp

648
00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:29,844
- Your brother?
- Mm-hmm.

649
00:17:29,854 --> 00:17:31,278
& nbsp

650
00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:32,712
Nice to meet you.

651
00:17:32,722 --> 00:17:32,714
& nbsp

652
00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:33,916
What is that?

653
00:17:33,926 --> 00:17:36,650
& nbsp

654
00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:39,519
What happens in your house to grow up?

655
00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:39,521
& nbsp

656
00:17:39,531 --> 00:17:41,824
A lot of awkward family talk.

657
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,725
& nbsp

658
00:17:43,735 --> 00:17:49,228
<i>♪ Well, he stole my property
the heart of my car, my soul ♪</i>

659
00:17:49,238 --> 00:17:49,230
& nbsp

660
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:53,566
<i>♪ He stole my spirit
And he hurt me so... ♪</i>

661
00:17:53,576 --> 00:17:53,568
& nbsp

662
00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:56,301
So we open the trunk, it's like 3,000 baby beanies.

663
00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:56,303
& nbsp

664
00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:58,772
Chinese, black, Puerto Rico.

665
00:17:58,782 --> 00:17:58,774
& nbsp

666
00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:00,540
We think we hijack cigarettes,

667
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:00,542
& nbsp

668
00:18:00,552 --> 00:18:02,408
we finally hijacked
a dream of ten years

669
00:18:02,418 --> 00:18:02,410
& nbsp

670
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:04,811
- [chuckles]
- Ha!

671
00:18:04,821 --> 00:18:04,813
& nbsp

672
00:18:04,823 --> 00:18:07,513
Many, come on.

673
00:18:07,523 --> 00:18:07,515
& nbsp

674
00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:11,083
When men meet women
something happens inside,

675
00:18:11,093 --> 00:18:11,085
& nbsp

676
00:18:11,095 --> 00:18:12,886
deep inside.

677
00:18:12,896 --> 00:18:12,888
& nbsp

678
00:18:12,898 --> 00:18:16,022
The first tendency
is to read a diatribe,

679
00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:16,024
& nbsp

680
00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:20,493
because he is related to his rebellion
history as a child thief,

681
00:18:20,503 --> 00:18:20,495
& nbsp

682
00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:23,663
thus looks tense,

683
00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:23,665
& nbsp

684
00:18:23,675 --> 00:18:25,031
cool,

685
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:25,033
& nbsp

686
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:26,899
difficult.

687
00:18:26,909 --> 00:18:26,901
& nbsp

688
00:18:26,911 --> 00:18:31,172
While just trying
get access to the palace of women

689
00:18:31,182 --> 00:18:32,674
& nbsp

690
00:18:32,684 --> 00:18:33,939
What?

691
00:18:33,949 --> 00:18:33,941
& nbsp

692
00:18:33,951 --> 00:18:36,576
[Mel continues to sing]

693
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:36,578
& nbsp

694
00:18:36,588 --> 00:18:38,043
I didn't say anything.

695
00:18:38,053 --> 00:18:38,045
& nbsp

696
00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:42,014
<i>♪ He stole my spirit
And he hurt me so ♪</i>

697
00:18:42,024 --> 00:18:42,016
& nbsp

698
00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:47,089
<i>♪ I tried, I tried
I cried, I cried ♪</i>

699
00:18:47,099 --> 00:18:48,457
& nbsp

700
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:52,591
<i>♪ And they found it
My body is lying, I'm lying ♪</i>

701
00:18:52,601 --> 00:18:52,593
& nbsp

702
00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:55,362
& nbsp

703
00:18:55,372 --> 00:18:57,362
<i>♪ Must do it ♪</i>

704
00:18:57,372 --> 00:18:57,364
& nbsp

705
00:18:57,374 --> 00:19:02,135
I mean, he claimed to kill
The worst sound I've ever heard in my life.

706
00:19:02,145 --> 00:19:02,137
& nbsp

707
00:19:02,147 --> 00:19:03,302
Why don't you get there?

708
00:19:03,312 --> 00:19:03,304
& nbsp

709
00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:04,637
No no No.

710
00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:04,639
& nbsp

711
00:19:04,649 --> 00:19:06,205
I'm not showing off in front of strangers.

712
00:19:06,215 --> 00:19:06,207
& nbsp

713
00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:08,774
[booing] Why stop now?

714
00:19:08,784 --> 00:19:08,776
& nbsp

715
00:19:08,786 --> 00:19:13,612
Show off
cover insecurity as courage.

716
00:19:13,622 --> 00:19:13,614
& nbsp

717
00:19:13,624 --> 00:19:16,983
I have 100 dollars
which says that you will not do it.

718
00:19:16,993 --> 00:19:16,985
& nbsp

719
00:19:16,995 --> 00:19:18,318
I will put 50 on top of that.

720
00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:18,320
& nbsp

721
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,552
150 dollars just to go up there?

722
00:19:20,562 --> 00:19:20,554
& nbsp

723
00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:21,756
Uh huh.

724
00:19:21,766 --> 00:19:23,257
& nbsp

725
00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,792
Who brought me?

726
00:19:24,802 --> 00:19:26,194
& nbsp

727
00:19:26,204 --> 00:19:27,926
Hey, Mel.

728
00:19:27,936 --> 00:19:27,928
& nbsp

729
00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:31,397
Time to slip your sensitive
the heart back in your pants

730
00:19:31,407 --> 00:19:31,399
& nbsp

731
00:19:31,409 --> 00:19:33,666
Bring this person,
what's your name again

732
00:19:33,676 --> 00:19:33,668
& nbsp

733
00:19:33,678 --> 00:19:35,033
Derek.

734
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:35,035
& nbsp

735
00:19:35,045 --> 00:19:36,168
Little DD

736
00:19:36,178 --> 00:19:36,170
& nbsp

737
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:38,036
This is Derek.

738
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:38,038
& nbsp

739
00:19:38,048 --> 00:19:39,339
Little Deacon.

740
00:19:39,349 --> 00:19:39,341
& nbsp

741
00:19:39,351 --> 00:19:42,442
OK.
Yes, please
welcome to the little deacon

742
00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:42,444
& nbsp

743
00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:46,212
- This is Derek
- Welcome to Little Derek

744
00:19:46,222 --> 00:19:46,214
& nbsp

745
00:19:46,224 --> 00:19:48,214
And if anyone knows where JD,

746
00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:48,216
& nbsp

747
00:19:48,226 --> 00:19:51,184
please come to see me after the show

748
00:19:51,194 --> 00:19:51,186
& nbsp

749
00:19:51,196 --> 00:19:53,386
- 150 dollars?
- Mm-hmm.

750
00:19:53,396 --> 00:19:53,388
& nbsp

751
00:19:53,398 --> 00:19:54,923
Put your money

752
00:19:54,933 --> 00:20:01,263
& nbsp

753
00:20:01,273 --> 00:20:02,665
[clears throat]

754
00:20:02,675 --> 00:20:04,866
& nbsp

755
00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:08,003
Mel almost heartbreak
and my love for music.

756
00:20:08,013 --> 00:20:09,236
& nbsp

757
00:20:09,246 --> 00:20:12,107
That is the opposite of uplifting, right?

758
00:20:12,117 --> 00:20:15,176
& nbsp

759
00:20:15,186 --> 00:20:18,243
I mean, that person can't hit
a note if he blows Marvin Gaye.

760
00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:18,245
& nbsp

761
00:20:18,255 --> 00:20:19,647
[low chuckles]

762
00:20:19,657 --> 00:20:21,815
& nbsp

763
00:20:21,825 --> 00:20:23,215
Wow, you two.

764
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:23,217
& nbsp

765
00:20:23,227 --> 00:20:25,087
What is your dress, goat?

766
00:20:25,097 --> 00:20:27,755
& nbsp

767
00:20:27,765 --> 00:20:30,291
When was the last time
you were shaved?
Have you never?

768
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:32,026
& nbsp

769
00:20:32,036 --> 00:20:34,394
Have you never heard of gel?

770
00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:34,396
& nbsp

771
00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:35,964
No?
Hair products?

772
00:20:35,974 --> 00:20:37,032
& nbsp

773
00:20:37,042 --> 00:20:39,866
Are you eating jawbreaker?
or is the ball in your mouth?

774
00:20:39,876 --> 00:20:39,868
& nbsp

775
00:20:39,878 --> 00:20:41,935
[laughter]

776
00:20:41,945 --> 00:20:41,937
& nbsp

777
00:20:41,947 --> 00:20:44,807
Your parents, must be chaotic in the forest.

778
00:20:44,817 --> 00:20:46,006
& nbsp

779
00:20:46,016 --> 00:20:47,709
No doubt about it.

780
00:20:47,719 --> 00:20:49,110
& nbsp

781
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,176
Look at you.

782
00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:50,178
& nbsp

783
00:20:50,188 --> 00:20:52,715
Deer and human products.

784
00:20:52,725 --> 00:20:53,782
& nbsp

785
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:55,651
Two friends share one tooth.

786
00:20:55,661 --> 00:20:58,986
& nbsp

787
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:00,587
I killed him here.

788
00:21:00,597 --> 00:21:00,589
& nbsp

789
00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:02,825
This is good, I can do it all day.

790
00:21:02,835 --> 00:21:05,427
& nbsp

791
00:21:05,437 --> 00:21:09,596
So when Lorie wrote, "I still like you",

792
00:21:09,606 --> 00:21:09,598
& nbsp

793
00:21:09,608 --> 00:21:12,262
he really means, "i love you".

794
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:12,264
& nbsp

795
00:21:12,274 --> 00:21:13,265
He just doesn't write "love", right?

796
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:13,267
& nbsp

797
00:21:13,277 --> 00:21:14,801
I don't know, bro.

798
00:21:14,811 --> 00:21:14,803
& nbsp

799
00:21:14,813 --> 00:21:17,369
I'm pretty sure he knows
The difference between love and love.

800
00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:17,371
& nbsp

801
00:21:17,381 --> 00:21:19,071
No no no no.

802
00:21:19,081 --> 00:21:19,073
& nbsp

803
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,474
This must be some kind of
automatic function damage or whatever

804
00:21:21,484 --> 00:21:21,476
& nbsp

805
00:21:21,486 --> 00:21:23,141
Yes, you know, you
can tell yourself that

806
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:23,143
& nbsp

807
00:21:23,153 --> 00:21:26,111
But that technology,
is quite rock solid

808
00:21:26,121 --> 00:21:26,113
& nbsp

809
00:21:26,123 --> 00:21:27,245
So is our love, bro.

810
00:21:27,255 --> 00:21:27,247
& nbsp

811
00:21:27,257 --> 00:21:29,648
- [cellphone beeps]
- Oh, wait a moment

812
00:21:29,658 --> 00:21:29,650
& nbsp

813
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:32,551
He just sent a video.
Let's see what he says

814
00:21:32,561 --> 00:21:32,553
& nbsp

815
00:21:32,563 --> 00:21:34,387
This may be an apology.

816
00:21:34,397 --> 00:21:34,389
& nbsp

817
00:21:34,399 --> 00:21:36,289
We don't send our apologies.

818
00:21:36,299 --> 00:21:36,291
& nbsp

819
00:21:36,301 --> 00:21:40,926
Hey, Sal, I just jerked your cousin
for the third time, isn't that weird?</i>

820
00:21:40,936 --> 00:21:40,928
& nbsp

821
00:21:40,938 --> 00:21:44,797
I have a problem and I
Must listen to this nonsense?

822
00:21:44,807 --> 00:21:44,799
& nbsp

823
00:21:44,809 --> 00:21:46,198
Sammy Legucci.

824
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:46,200
& nbsp

825
00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:47,769
We have to find it.

826
00:21:47,779 --> 00:21:51,406
& nbsp

827
00:21:51,416 --> 00:21:53,005
Hmm.

828
00:21:53,015 --> 00:21:53,007
& nbsp

829
00:21:53,017 --> 00:21:54,243
25.

830
00:21:54,253 --> 00:21:55,909
& nbsp

831
00:21:55,919 --> 00:21:57,609
Want one?

832
00:21:57,619 --> 00:21:57,611
& nbsp

833
00:21:57,621 --> 00:21:58,914
25.

834
00:21:58,924 --> 00:22:00,114
& nbsp

835
00:22:00,124 --> 00:22:02,247
[crowd laughs]

836
00:22:02,257 --> 00:22:02,249
& nbsp

837
00:22:02,259 --> 00:22:04,650
Okay, until next to the stage,

838
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:04,652
& nbsp

839
00:22:04,662 --> 00:22:07,020
if not for selling
fishing videos,

840
00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:07,022
& nbsp

841
00:22:07,032 --> 00:22:10,289
Our actions will then fall asleep
in whiskey barrels.

842
00:22:10,299 --> 00:22:10,291
& nbsp

843
00:22:10,301 --> 00:22:14,260
This is to sing about drinking
the problem and the tendency to stalk,

844
00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:14,262
& nbsp

845
00:22:14,272 --> 00:22:17,232
give it to your likes, Mel.

846
00:22:17,242 --> 00:22:20,200
& nbsp

847
00:22:20,210 --> 00:22:22,268
Yo, you move slower,
You will retreat.

848
00:22:22,278 --> 00:22:22,270
& nbsp

849
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,070
Come on, buddy.

850
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:24,072
& nbsp

851
00:22:24,082 --> 00:22:25,439
Thank you, Derek.

852
00:22:25,449 --> 00:22:28,176
& nbsp

853
00:22:28,186 --> 00:22:30,576
Well, I want to do it right away,

854
00:22:30,586 --> 00:22:30,578
& nbsp

855
00:22:30,588 --> 00:22:33,346
I don't like small talk,

856
00:22:33,356 --> 00:22:33,348
& nbsp

857
00:22:33,358 --> 00:22:35,647
or babbling or just making things.

858
00:22:35,657 --> 00:22:35,649
& nbsp

859
00:22:35,659 --> 00:22:39,284
That will waste your time and my time.

860
00:22:39,294 --> 00:22:39,286
& nbsp

861
00:22:39,296 --> 00:22:41,186
The song I want to do is called,

862
00:22:41,196 --> 00:22:41,188
& nbsp

863
00:22:41,198 --> 00:22:45,260
"It's Not Another
Heavy Breathing at the End, Leslie."

864
00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:46,761
& nbsp

865
00:22:46,771 --> 00:22:49,829
You know, I heard, Mel,
She's out there dating again.

866
00:22:49,839 --> 00:22:49,831
& nbsp

867
00:22:49,841 --> 00:22:51,531
And I think you really did it
something special for him

868
00:22:51,541 --> 00:22:51,533
& nbsp

869
00:22:51,543 --> 00:22:54,837
I think even the lyrics, indeed
even make a positive turn.

870
00:22:54,847 --> 00:22:56,004
& nbsp

871
00:22:56,014 --> 00:22:58,471
Yes, some people
can't get rid of broken hearts

872
00:22:58,483 --> 00:23:00,839
Mm, not me.

873
00:23:00,849 --> 00:23:00,841
& nbsp

874
00:23:00,851 --> 00:23:03,345
I shake my body like dust from the patio mat.

875
00:23:03,355 --> 00:23:04,845
& nbsp

876
00:23:04,855 --> 00:23:07,148
I can't see a man destroying your heart.

877
00:23:07,158 --> 00:23:08,248
& nbsp

878
00:23:08,258 --> 00:23:11,617
Well, it's not really mine
heart, more like my nose

879
00:23:11,627 --> 00:23:11,619
& nbsp

880
00:23:11,629 --> 00:23:13,753
- really
- Hmm.

881
00:23:13,763 --> 00:23:13,755
& nbsp

882
00:23:13,765 --> 00:23:15,088
See if the person wants to go back

883
00:23:15,098 --> 00:23:15,090
& nbsp

884
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:18,523
ancient lessons in relationships.

885
00:23:18,533 --> 00:23:18,525
& nbsp

886
00:23:18,535 --> 00:23:20,795
I left a part of my past first.

887
00:23:20,805 --> 00:23:22,464
& nbsp

888
00:23:22,474 --> 00:23:24,230
Yes, I also left me.

889
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:24,232
& nbsp

890
00:23:24,242 --> 00:23:29,037
<i>♪... Bad and dirty whore ♪</i>

891
00:23:29,047 --> 00:23:30,405
& nbsp

892
00:23:30,415 --> 00:23:33,371
So, he sent you the money.

893
00:23:33,381 --> 00:23:33,373
& nbsp

894
00:23:33,383 --> 00:23:34,775
Little by little.

895
00:23:34,785 --> 00:23:36,111
& nbsp

896
00:23:36,121 --> 00:23:38,110
But, yes.

897
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:38,112
& nbsp

898
00:23:38,122 --> 00:23:40,012
Oh, I can't believe they broke up.

899
00:23:40,022 --> 00:23:40,014
& nbsp

900
00:23:40,024 --> 00:23:41,246
For you and Madison?

901
00:23:41,256 --> 00:23:41,248
& nbsp

902
00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:43,215
Yes, Dad, what?

903
00:23:43,225 --> 00:23:43,217
& nbsp

904
00:23:43,227 --> 00:23:45,451
She should be, she is her daughter.

905
00:23:45,461 --> 00:23:45,453
& nbsp

906
00:23:45,463 --> 00:23:47,486
Throughout his life, he did a minimum.

907
00:23:47,496 --> 00:23:47,488
& nbsp

908
00:23:47,498 --> 00:23:49,155
He is not 32.

909
00:23:49,165 --> 00:23:49,157
& nbsp

910
00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:50,689
I never hate that guy.

911
00:23:50,699 --> 00:23:50,691
& nbsp

912
00:23:50,701 --> 00:23:54,359
I mean, I know he also ran his mouth
lots and he played class clowns...

913
00:23:54,369 --> 00:23:54,361
& nbsp

914
00:23:54,371 --> 00:23:57,864
Wow, who, are you defending him

915
00:23:57,874 --> 00:23:57,866
& nbsp

916
00:23:57,876 --> 00:23:59,698
Beautiful, Dad, thank you.

917
00:23:59,708 --> 00:23:59,700
& nbsp

918
00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:01,099
I just say

919
00:24:01,109 --> 00:24:01,101
& nbsp

920
00:24:01,111 --> 00:24:03,770
Maybe he will find the way,
the way, you never know

921
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:03,772
& nbsp

922
00:24:03,782 --> 00:24:05,937
No, he doesn't want to, Dad.

923
00:24:05,947 --> 00:24:05,939
& nbsp

924
00:24:05,949 --> 00:24:08,174
He is right where he should be.

925
00:24:08,184 --> 00:24:08,176
& nbsp

926
00:24:08,186 --> 00:24:09,308
In hiding.

927
00:24:09,318 --> 00:24:09,310
& nbsp

928
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,877
So I tell this child,

929
00:24:10,887 --> 00:24:10,879
& nbsp

930
00:24:10,889 --> 00:24:14,880
if he doesn't kick the wig,
I take the TV and the car.

931
00:24:14,890 --> 00:24:14,882
& nbsp

932
00:24:14,892 --> 00:24:17,550
What does he do?
What did he do?

933
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:17,552
& nbsp

934
00:24:17,562 --> 00:24:20,386
He handed me the key
The car, just like that.

935
00:24:20,396 --> 00:24:20,388
& nbsp

936
00:24:20,398 --> 00:24:25,127
I ride rhinos in Guatemala
with a man named Phillip.

937
00:24:25,137 --> 00:24:29,831
& nbsp

938
00:24:29,841 --> 00:24:33,599
So, I drive a car for like a week right?

939
00:24:33,609 --> 00:24:33,601
& nbsp

940
00:24:33,611 --> 00:24:35,768
Come to find out the man
doesn't even have his own car.

941
00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:35,770
& nbsp

942
00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:41,076
I saved a woman and her daughter
from the hotel fire against me.

943
00:24:41,086 --> 00:24:43,277
& nbsp

944
00:24:43,287 --> 00:24:45,043
That's good.

945
00:24:45,053 --> 00:24:45,045
& nbsp

946
00:24:45,055 --> 00:24:46,378
Listen,

947
00:24:46,388 --> 00:24:46,380
& nbsp

948
00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:49,816
I went straight into the house
because I will make rights...

949
00:24:49,826 --> 00:24:49,818
& nbsp

950
00:24:49,828 --> 00:24:53,218
I've caught land sharks in Tijuana.

951
00:24:53,228 --> 00:24:53,220
& nbsp

952
00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,286
That's complicated.

953
00:24:54,296 --> 00:24:54,288
& nbsp

954
00:24:54,298 --> 00:24:55,922
Yo, Manny, what happened?

955
00:24:55,932 --> 00:24:55,924
& nbsp

956
00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:57,657
Why do you keep bothering me, bro?

957
00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:57,659
& nbsp

958
00:24:57,669 --> 00:25:01,096
Your story takes too long and I
have a hard time believing them.

959
00:25:01,106 --> 00:25:08,236
& nbsp

960
00:25:08,246 --> 00:25:09,435
[woman singing]

961
00:25:09,445 --> 00:25:09,437
& nbsp

962
00:25:09,447 --> 00:25:11,771
<i>♪ The condom is broken
We have babies ♪</i>

963
00:25:11,781 --> 00:25:11,773
& nbsp

964
00:25:11,783 --> 00:25:15,174
<i>♪ The happiest accident
That I ever knew ♪</i>

965
00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:15,176
& nbsp

966
00:25:15,186 --> 00:25:18,377
<i>♪ He is my John
And I am the woman ♪</i>

967
00:25:18,387 --> 00:25:18,379
& nbsp

968
00:25:18,389 --> 00:25:21,984
<i>♪ I cancel my appointment
For the rest of the time ♪</i>

969
00:25:21,994 --> 00:25:23,351
& nbsp

970
00:25:23,361 --> 00:25:25,717
<i>♪ I love you, John ♪</i>

971
00:25:25,727 --> 00:25:25,719
& nbsp

972
00:25:25,729 --> 00:25:27,355
That's the real name.

973
00:25:27,365 --> 00:25:34,294
& nbsp

974
00:25:34,304 --> 00:25:35,761
Wow.

975
00:25:35,771 --> 00:25:35,763
& nbsp

976
00:25:35,773 --> 00:25:36,862
Don't know where it came from.

977
00:25:36,872 --> 00:25:36,864
& nbsp

978
00:25:36,874 --> 00:25:38,697
Let's not question that.

979
00:25:38,707 --> 00:25:38,699
& nbsp

980
00:25:38,709 --> 00:25:39,764
I like it.

981
00:25:39,774 --> 00:25:39,766
& nbsp

982
00:25:39,776 --> 00:25:41,466
Give me another one.

983
00:25:41,476 --> 00:25:41,468
& nbsp

984
00:25:41,478 --> 00:25:43,436
Mmm.

985
00:25:43,446 --> 00:25:43,438
& nbsp

986
00:25:43,448 --> 00:25:45,036
Well, I have to go on stage.

987
00:25:45,046 --> 00:25:45,038
& nbsp

988
00:25:45,048 --> 00:25:46,205
Okay, I'll be back soon.

989
00:25:46,215 --> 00:25:46,207
& nbsp

990
00:25:46,217 --> 00:25:48,941
Mmm, remember that, okay?

991
00:25:48,951 --> 00:25:48,943
& nbsp

992
00:25:48,953 --> 00:25:49,809
Yes.

993
00:25:49,819 --> 00:25:49,811
& nbsp

994
00:25:49,821 --> 00:25:52,345
[audience claps]

995
00:25:52,355 --> 00:25:52,347
& nbsp

996
00:25:52,357 --> 00:25:55,348
Jenny, you still owe $ 20
for that e-cigarette

997
00:25:55,358 --> 00:25:55,350
& nbsp

998
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,716
[man] Hey, you

999
00:25:57,726 --> 00:25:57,718
& nbsp

1000
00:25:57,728 --> 00:26:00,151
Where are you from?

1001
00:26:00,161 --> 00:26:00,153
& nbsp

1002
00:26:00,163 --> 00:26:03,089
Dress like you in some
old gang or something

1003
00:26:03,099 --> 00:26:03,091
& nbsp

1004
00:26:03,101 --> 00:26:05,157
Do you know what?
I am in a gang.

1005
00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:05,159
& nbsp

1006
00:26:05,169 --> 00:26:08,096
You have heard "Sleep With You
Mother, The Bigger Your House"?

1007
00:26:08,106 --> 00:26:10,631
& nbsp

1008
00:26:10,641 --> 00:26:12,164
Hey, that nonsense isn't funny.

1009
00:26:12,174 --> 00:26:12,166
& nbsp

1010
00:26:12,176 --> 00:26:14,066
Oh, I think the audience thinks it's funny.

1011
00:26:14,076 --> 00:26:14,068
& nbsp

1012
00:26:14,078 --> 00:26:17,203
You know, you sneak in
City is quiet and what isn't

1013
00:26:17,213 --> 00:26:17,205
& nbsp

1014
00:26:17,215 --> 00:26:19,804
with your oily and oily personality.

1015
00:26:19,814 --> 00:26:19,806
& nbsp

1016
00:26:19,816 --> 00:26:21,773
Who knows where you are from?

1017
00:26:21,783 --> 00:26:21,775
& nbsp

1018
00:26:21,785 --> 00:26:24,143
Clint, close your trap
Go drink with your mother

1019
00:26:24,153 --> 00:26:24,145
& nbsp

1020
00:26:24,155 --> 00:26:27,112
Here it is.
A woman after
my own heart
Thank you dear.

1021
00:26:27,122 --> 00:26:27,114
& nbsp

1022
00:26:27,124 --> 00:26:28,516
[crowd laughs]

1023
00:26:28,526 --> 00:26:29,883
& nbsp

1024
00:26:29,893 --> 00:26:31,817
Okay, tough guy.

1025
00:26:31,827 --> 00:26:31,819
& nbsp

1026
00:26:31,829 --> 00:26:33,519
Let's Dance.

1027
00:26:33,529 --> 00:26:33,521
& nbsp

1028
00:26:33,531 --> 00:26:36,391
Wow, that's four words in a row
from you
You might need a nap.

1029
00:26:36,401 --> 00:26:45,499
& nbsp

1030
00:26:45,509 --> 00:26:46,934
[clears throat]

1031
00:26:46,944 --> 00:26:48,636
& nbsp

1032
00:26:48,646 --> 00:26:51,070
Someone cleans this dirt.

1033
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:51,072
& nbsp

1034
00:26:51,082 --> 00:26:55,241
You must be one of the stupidest people on the planet

1035
00:26:55,251 --> 00:26:55,243
& nbsp

1036
00:26:55,253 --> 00:26:58,144
I told you to lie low
and you fight

1037
00:26:58,154 --> 00:26:58,146
& nbsp

1038
00:26:58,156 --> 00:27:01,483
with one of the locals when doing comedy?

1039
00:27:01,493 --> 00:27:02,649
& nbsp

1040
00:27:02,659 --> 00:27:04,516
<i>Let me put it like this.</i>

1041
00:27:04,526 --> 00:27:04,518
& nbsp

1042
00:27:04,528 --> 00:27:08,721
You just made my life twice as hard as that
and it's almost impossible

1043
00:27:08,731 --> 00:27:08,723
& nbsp

1044
00:27:08,733 --> 00:27:10,923
remember what I have
high blood pressure,

1045
00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:10,925
& nbsp

1046
00:27:10,935 --> 00:27:14,592
love dark alcohol
and gambling addiction.

1047
00:27:14,602 --> 00:27:14,594
& nbsp

1048
00:27:14,604 --> 00:27:18,297
<i>Now, listen to me, Sammy,
You have one responsibility,</i>

1049
00:27:18,307 --> 00:27:18,299
& nbsp

1050
00:27:18,309 --> 00:27:20,566
one responsibility,

1051
00:27:20,576 --> 00:27:20,568
& nbsp

1052
00:27:20,578 --> 00:27:21,934
remains boring

1053
00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:21,936
& nbsp

1054
00:27:21,946 --> 00:27:23,535
Do you have that, Sammy?

1055
00:27:23,545 --> 00:27:23,537
& nbsp

1056
00:27:23,547 --> 00:27:25,072
Keep boring

1057
00:27:25,082 --> 00:27:27,641
& nbsp

1058
00:27:27,651 --> 00:27:29,474
Hi, welcome back to everyone
to <i> Performances.</i>

1059
00:27:29,484 --> 00:27:29,476
& nbsp

1060
00:27:29,486 --> 00:27:33,279
Before we get to my first guest
night, I have to share with you,

1061
00:27:33,289 --> 00:27:33,281
& nbsp

1062
00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:35,647
this video that I got
sent this weekend

1063
00:27:35,657 --> 00:27:35,649
& nbsp

1064
00:27:35,659 --> 00:27:37,449
This is crazy.

1065
00:27:37,459 --> 00:27:37,451
& nbsp

1066
00:27:37,461 --> 00:27:41,286
There is a stand up comedian, he
does his actions and he becomes offended,

1067
00:27:41,296 --> 00:27:41,288
& nbsp

1068
00:27:41,298 --> 00:27:42,855
and then madness occurs later.

1069
00:27:42,865 --> 00:27:42,857
& nbsp

1070
00:27:42,867 --> 00:27:44,122
Have you ever seen this?

1071
00:27:44,132 --> 00:27:44,124
& nbsp

1072
00:27:44,134 --> 00:27:46,524
It's like John Gotti who does mic night opening,

1073
00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:46,526
& nbsp

1074
00:27:46,536 --> 00:27:51,062
Men fight with two people
people in the crowd, can't be trusted

1075
00:27:51,072 --> 00:27:51,064
& nbsp

1076
00:27:51,074 --> 00:27:52,231
Initially, I thought it was fake,

1077
00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:52,233
& nbsp

1078
00:27:52,243 --> 00:27:54,399
But, apparently, it's not like that, just look.

1079
00:27:54,409 --> 00:27:54,401
& nbsp

1080
00:27:54,411 --> 00:27:58,340
Wow, that's four words in a row
from you
You might need a nap.

1081
00:27:58,350 --> 00:28:01,476
& nbsp

1082
00:28:01,486 --> 00:28:03,041
Excuse me, woman,

1083
00:28:03,051 --> 00:28:03,043
& nbsp

1084
00:28:03,053 --> 00:28:04,143
what do you see?

1085
00:28:04,153 --> 00:28:04,145
& nbsp

1086
00:28:04,155 --> 00:28:06,478
- We watch you
- Excuse me?

1087
00:28:06,488 --> 00:28:06,480
& nbsp

1088
00:28:06,490 --> 00:28:08,414
Yes, surely you are.

1089
00:28:08,424 --> 00:28:08,416
& nbsp

1090
00:28:08,426 --> 00:28:11,817
Hit Clint with
everyone in the city watching

1091
00:28:11,827 --> 00:28:11,819
& nbsp

1092
00:28:11,829 --> 00:28:12,984
This is rather sexy.

1093
00:28:12,994 --> 00:28:12,986
& nbsp

1094
00:28:12,996 --> 00:28:14,153
What are you talking about?

1095
00:28:14,163 --> 00:28:14,155
& nbsp

1096
00:28:14,165 --> 00:28:16,621
Not bad for small town comics.

1097
00:28:16,631 --> 00:28:16,623
& nbsp

1098
00:28:16,633 --> 00:28:19,090
Better than Bieber when he started.

1099
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:19,092
& nbsp

1100
00:28:19,102 --> 00:28:22,128
Even so
is like three times older.

1101
00:28:22,138 --> 00:28:22,130
& nbsp

1102
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,061
Old?

1103
00:28:23,071 --> 00:28:23,063
& nbsp

1104
00:28:23,073 --> 00:28:24,597
My hair is still in fifth grade.

1105
00:28:24,607 --> 00:28:24,599
& nbsp

1106
00:28:24,609 --> 00:28:27,265
I want to see what you are
Father's hair looks like at 35.

1107
00:28:27,275 --> 00:28:27,267
& nbsp

1108
00:28:27,277 --> 00:28:30,802
My father was attacked
lightning in a fair country

1109
00:28:30,812 --> 00:28:30,804
& nbsp

1110
00:28:30,814 --> 00:28:32,471
I am sorry to hear it.

1111
00:28:32,481 --> 00:28:32,473
& nbsp

1112
00:28:32,483 --> 00:28:34,407
How does he look pre-strike?

1113
00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:34,409
& nbsp

1114
00:28:34,419 --> 00:28:36,711
[playing rock music]

1115
00:28:36,721 --> 00:28:52,392
& nbsp

1116
00:28:52,402 --> 00:28:54,763
♪

1117
00:28:54,773 --> 00:29:07,441
& nbsp

1118
00:29:07,451 --> 00:29:09,510
<i>Someone cleans this dirt.</i>

1119
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,344
& nbsp

1120
00:29:11,354 --> 00:29:14,746
500,000 viewed

1121
00:29:14,756 --> 00:29:14,748
& nbsp

1122
00:29:14,758 --> 00:29:17,015
This, you like, is famous.

1123
00:29:17,025 --> 00:29:17,017
& nbsp

1124
00:29:17,027 --> 00:29:20,151
And they love you, like,
see this comment, uh...

1125
00:29:20,161 --> 00:29:20,153
& nbsp

1126
00:29:20,163 --> 00:29:23,822
"My lord, do Dice Clay and
George Lopez have a baby?"

1127
00:29:23,832 --> 00:29:23,824
& nbsp

1128
00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:25,457
"This person has everything."

1129
00:29:25,467 --> 00:29:25,459
& nbsp

1130
00:29:25,469 --> 00:29:27,126
Uh oh.

1131
00:29:27,136 --> 00:29:27,128
& nbsp

1132
00:29:27,138 --> 00:29:31,397
"Greet me a little
Friends, I like this comic."

1133
00:29:31,407 --> 00:29:31,399
& nbsp

1134
00:29:31,409 --> 00:29:33,301
Someone finds their call.

1135
00:29:33,311 --> 00:29:36,169
& nbsp

1136
00:29:36,179 --> 00:29:38,838
[Sal] He texted again, "K".

1137
00:29:38,848 --> 00:29:38,840
& nbsp

1138
00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:40,138
What is that?

1139
00:29:40,148 --> 00:29:40,140
& nbsp

1140
00:29:40,150 --> 00:29:43,475
"K" is just solid
response, don't read it.

1141
00:29:43,485 --> 00:29:43,477
& nbsp

1142
00:29:43,487 --> 00:29:45,711
"K" is a verbal puncture.

1143
00:29:45,721 --> 00:29:45,713
& nbsp

1144
00:29:45,723 --> 00:29:47,445
This is your money, Frank.

1145
00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:47,447
& nbsp

1146
00:29:47,457 --> 00:29:48,981
Yo.

1147
00:29:48,991 --> 00:29:48,983
& nbsp

1148
00:29:48,993 --> 00:29:51,219
Your friend, Sammy
blew up on the internet

1149
00:29:51,229 --> 00:29:52,652
& nbsp

1150
00:29:52,662 --> 00:29:54,186
- Excuse me?
- Yeah.

1151
00:29:54,196 --> 00:29:54,188
& nbsp

1152
00:29:54,198 --> 00:29:56,522
I mean, who knows how funny this guy is.

1153
00:29:56,532 --> 00:29:56,524
& nbsp

1154
00:29:56,534 --> 00:29:57,490
And he's badass.

1155
00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:57,492
& nbsp

1156
00:29:57,502 --> 00:29:59,625
What are you talking about, Chucky?

1157
00:29:59,635 --> 00:29:59,627
& nbsp

1158
00:29:59,637 --> 00:30:00,725
Sammy has left.

1159
00:30:00,735 --> 00:30:00,727
& nbsp

1160
00:30:00,737 --> 00:30:02,763
No, not him.
He is back, look.

1161
00:30:02,773 --> 00:30:06,967
& nbsp

1162
00:30:06,977 --> 00:30:09,702
[crowd shouting]

1163
00:30:09,712 --> 00:30:09,704
& nbsp

1164
00:30:09,714 --> 00:30:12,303
I want this city rat to die.

1165
00:30:12,313 --> 00:30:12,305
& nbsp

1166
00:30:12,315 --> 00:30:13,438
Done

1167
00:30:13,448 --> 00:30:13,440
& nbsp

1168
00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:14,907
We will find his butt.

1169
00:30:14,917 --> 00:30:14,909
& nbsp

1170
00:30:14,919 --> 00:30:18,343
You know you really messed up with this whole video.

1171
00:30:18,353 --> 00:30:18,345
& nbsp

1172
00:30:18,355 --> 00:30:21,379
I mean, what's popular is
the worst thing you can do right now.

1173
00:30:21,389 --> 00:30:21,381
& nbsp

1174
00:30:21,391 --> 00:30:23,448
It's not my fault,
The man is denouncing me.

1175
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:23,450
& nbsp

1176
00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:25,150
What should I do?
I have to protect myself.

1177
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:25,152
& nbsp

1178
00:30:25,162 --> 00:30:27,953
He is lucky I did not stab
him with the damn mic

1179
00:30:27,963 --> 00:30:27,955
& nbsp

1180
00:30:27,965 --> 00:30:29,021
A piece of dirt

1181
00:30:29,031 --> 00:30:29,023
& nbsp

1182
00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:30,522
No one is stabbed.

1183
00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:30,524
& nbsp

1184
00:30:30,534 --> 00:30:33,224
I will need a very detailed account

1185
00:30:33,234 --> 00:30:33,226
& nbsp

1186
00:30:33,236 --> 00:30:35,860
about your whereabouts at any time, okay?

1187
00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:35,862
& nbsp

1188
00:30:35,872 --> 00:30:37,163
I'll make sure you're okay.

1189
00:30:37,173 --> 00:30:37,165
& nbsp

1190
00:30:37,175 --> 00:30:40,032
I go from house to house
bar, you know my schedule

1191
00:30:40,042 --> 00:30:40,034
& nbsp

1192
00:30:40,044 --> 00:30:41,934
I am dead.

1193
00:30:41,944 --> 00:30:41,936
& nbsp

1194
00:30:41,946 --> 00:30:43,435
This is not good.

1195
00:30:43,445 --> 00:30:43,437
& nbsp

1196
00:30:43,447 --> 00:30:45,870
You spend a lot of time
with that Vicky, right?

1197
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:45,872
& nbsp

1198
00:30:45,882 --> 00:30:47,541
So I need the address.

1199
00:30:47,551 --> 00:30:57,618
& nbsp

1200
00:30:57,628 --> 00:31:00,051
Mr. Hesh?

1201
00:31:00,061 --> 00:31:00,053
& nbsp

1202
00:31:00,063 --> 00:31:01,486
I have to be honest with you

1203
00:31:01,496 --> 00:31:01,488
& nbsp

1204
00:31:01,498 --> 00:31:03,155
The last time someone said that to me,

1205
00:31:03,165 --> 00:31:03,157
& nbsp

1206
00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:05,023
my boyfriend said he
liked my best friend better  & nbsp

1207
00:31:05,033 --> 00:31:05,025
Oh that's too bad.

1208
00:31:05,035 --> 00:31:06,291
& nbsp

1209
00:31:06,301 --> 00:31:06,293
My friend is a
Girl, so it's okay.

1210
00:31:06,303 --> 00:31:08,359
& nbsp

1211
00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:08,361
A little golden but that
brings my sensitive side.

1212
00:31:08,371 --> 00:31:11,597
& nbsp

1213
00:31:11,607 --> 00:31:11,599
I know you're good.

1214
00:31:11,609 --> 00:31:12,964


1215
00:31:12,974 --> 00:31:12,966
& nbsp

1216
00:31:12,976 --> 00:31:15,868
You have my time
have never heard of it for years.

1217
00:31:15,878 --> 00:31:15,870
& nbsp

1218
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,770
Natural delivery

1219
00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:17,772
& nbsp

1220
00:31:17,782 --> 00:31:20,138
Like Dangerfield or Dice.

1221
00:31:20,148 --> 00:31:20,140
& nbsp

1222
00:31:20,150 --> 00:31:24,743
Now I don't want to say it
Pryor but I catch a glimpse.

1223
00:31:24,753 --> 00:31:24,745
& nbsp

1224
00:31:24,755 --> 00:31:27,213
Are you trying to make love to me?
I
just joke about the sensitive side.

1225
00:31:27,223 --> 00:31:27,215
& nbsp

1226
00:31:27,225 --> 00:31:29,948
Fuck?
I booked the Majestic Theater.

1227
00:31:29,958 --> 00:31:29,950
& nbsp

1228
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,449
There is no nonsense

1229
00:31:31,459 --> 00:31:31,451
& nbsp

1230
00:31:31,461 --> 00:31:34,986
I ordered Rascal Flatts last week and hand to God, everything was sold out.

1231
00:31:34,996 --> 00:31:34,988
& nbsp

1232
00:31:34,998 --> 00:31:38,357
and my new client, Todd Player,

1233
00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:38,359
& nbsp

1234
00:31:38,369 --> 00:31:40,192
he will perform there next week.

1235
00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:40,194
& nbsp

1236
00:31:40,204 --> 00:31:42,962
Well, look at that, two artists
I've never heard of it.

1237
00:31:42,972 --> 00:31:42,964
& nbsp

1238
00:31:42,974 --> 00:31:44,797
Mr. Hesh...

1239
00:31:44,807 --> 00:31:44,799
& nbsp

1240
00:31:44,809 --> 00:31:46,564
Derek...

1241
00:31:46,574 --> 00:31:46,566
& nbsp

1242
00:31:46,576 --> 00:31:48,734
Bobbale...

1243
00:31:48,744 --> 00:31:48,736
& nbsp

1244
00:31:48,746 --> 00:31:51,369
I want you to open it for Todd.

1245
00:31:51,379 --> 00:31:51,371
& nbsp

1246
00:31:51,381 --> 00:31:53,371
That's right, describe this,

1247
00:31:53,381 --> 00:31:53,373
& nbsp

1248
00:31:53,383 --> 00:31:54,772
"Sold out"

1249
00:31:54,782 --> 00:31:54,774
& nbsp

1250
00:31:54,784 --> 00:31:57,676
You can sell items after that
The show, if you get it.

1251
00:31:57,686 --> 00:31:57,678
& nbsp

1252
00:31:57,688 --> 00:31:59,177
Oh,

1253
00:31:59,187 --> 00:31:59,179
& nbsp

1254
00:31:59,189 --> 00:32:01,282
and pay five thousand.

1255
00:32:01,292 --> 00:32:03,851
& nbsp

1256
00:32:03,861 --> 00:32:05,684
Let me understand this

1257
00:32:05,694 --> 00:32:05,686
& nbsp

1258
00:32:05,696 --> 00:32:09,187
You will pay me $ 5,000 to tell jokes.

1259
00:32:09,197 --> 00:32:09,189
& nbsp

1260
00:32:09,199 --> 00:32:12,491
I can sell anything
The merchandise I want afterwards.

1261
00:32:12,501 --> 00:32:12,493
& nbsp

1262
00:32:12,503 --> 00:32:14,996
Is this a hoax?
Who sent you here  & nbsp

1263
00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:16,630
Huh?
Who sent you here  & nbsp

1264
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,532
What happens to the tail end of the subku?

1265
00:32:18,542 --> 00:32:20,568
& nbsp

1266
00:32:20,578 --> 00:32:22,771
- What?
- Sub tail,

1267
00:32:22,781 --> 00:32:24,537
& nbsp

1268
00:32:24,547 --> 00:32:26,705
that's the best part

1269
00:32:26,715 --> 00:32:26,707
& nbsp

1270
00:32:26,717 --> 00:32:28,474
When cheese and meat and peppers,

1271
00:32:28,484 --> 00:32:28,476


1272
00:32:28,486 --> 00:32:30,842


1273
00:32:30,852 --> 00:32:30,844
& nbsp

1274
00:32:30,854 --> 00:32:35,481
they all accidentally moved
the tail end of the bread situation.

1275
00:32:35,491 --> 00:32:35,483
& nbsp

1276
00:32:37,126 --> 00:32:37,118
& nbsp

1277
00:32:37,128 --> 00:32:39,721
Yes, it's all about the meat
The ratio of bread to me too, Pat.

1278
00:32:39,731 --> 00:32:41,155
& nbsp

1279
00:32:41,165 --> 00:32:42,557
[cellphone beeps]

1280
00:32:42,567 --> 00:32:45,693
& nbsp

1281
00:32:45,703 --> 00:32:48,060
He cheats.
I know it.

1282
00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:48,062
& nbsp

1283
00:32:48,072 --> 00:32:49,994
Enough.

1284
00:32:50,004 --> 00:32:49,996
& nbsp

1285
00:32:50,006 --> 00:32:51,897
Alright, listen.

1286
00:32:51,907 --> 00:32:51,899
& nbsp

1287
00:32:51,909 --> 00:32:54,265
I have a guy inside.

1288
00:32:54,275 --> 00:32:54,267
& nbsp

1289
00:32:54,277 --> 00:32:56,467
I met him while inside.

1290
00:32:56,477 --> 00:32:56,469
& nbsp

1291
00:32:56,479 --> 00:32:59,306
He will meet your
and bring us to Sammy.

1292
00:32:59,316 --> 00:33:06,980
& nbsp

1293
00:33:06,990 --> 00:33:08,882
I hope they have this in heaven.

1294
00:33:08,892 --> 00:33:14,054
& nbsp

1295
00:33:14,064 --> 00:33:15,888
Some men appear to the bar,

1296
00:33:15,898 --> 00:33:15,890
& nbsp

1297
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:18,791
offer me $ 5,000 to appear.

1298
00:33:18,801 --> 00:33:18,793
& nbsp

1299
00:33:18,803 --> 00:33:20,192
- Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.

1300
00:33:20,202 --> 00:33:20,194
& nbsp

1301
00:33:20,204 --> 00:33:21,894
Oh my God.

1302
00:33:21,904 --> 00:33:21,896
& nbsp

1303
00:33:21,906 --> 00:33:23,330
That's amazing.

1304
00:33:23,340 --> 00:33:24,398
& nbsp

1305
00:33:24,408 --> 00:33:27,066
I have never met anyone like you.

1306
00:33:27,076 --> 00:33:27,068
& nbsp

1307
00:33:27,078 --> 00:33:29,635
I have never met anyone like me.

1308
00:33:29,645 --> 00:33:29,637
& nbsp

1309
00:33:29,647 --> 00:33:31,637
I can't do it.

1310
00:33:31,647 --> 00:33:31,639
& nbsp

1311
00:33:31,649 --> 00:33:32,840
Why not?

1312
00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:34,542
& nbsp

1313
00:33:34,552 --> 00:33:36,841
This must be 500,000 views,

1314
00:33:36,851 --> 00:33:36,843
& nbsp

1315
00:33:36,853 --> 00:33:38,843
that must be true

1316
00:33:38,853 --> 00:33:38,845
& nbsp

1317
00:33:38,855 --> 00:33:40,611
Or is that a sign?

1318
00:33:40,621 --> 00:33:40,613
& nbsp

1319
00:33:40,623 --> 00:33:42,214
Stop sign.

1320
00:33:42,224 --> 00:33:42,216
& nbsp

1321
00:33:42,226 --> 00:33:43,952
People think you're funny.

1322
00:33:43,962 --> 00:33:46,219
& nbsp

1323
00:33:46,229 --> 00:33:47,654
Not everyone.

1324
00:33:47,664 --> 00:33:49,823
& nbsp

1325
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,825
[muffled pop music]

1326
00:33:51,835 --> 00:33:57,898
& nbsp

1327
00:33:57,908 --> 00:34:00,262
Oh, hi, here it is.

1328
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:00,264
& nbsp

1329
00:34:00,274 --> 00:34:02,134
OK, so this is how it will happen.

1330
00:34:02,144 --> 00:34:02,136
& nbsp

1331
00:34:02,146 --> 00:34:04,035
When we announce you, you continue.

1332
00:34:04,045 --> 00:34:04,037
& nbsp

1333
00:34:04,047 --> 00:34:07,205
You will see a light in the center
from the room near the sound booth.

1334
00:34:07,215 --> 00:34:07,207
& nbsp

1335
00:34:07,217 --> 00:34:11,509
When the light hits you, you
take your time, but wrap it up

1336
00:34:11,519 --> 00:34:11,511
& nbsp

1337
00:34:11,521 --> 00:34:13,145
And we finish the rest.

1338
00:34:13,155 --> 00:34:13,147
& nbsp

1339
00:34:13,157 --> 00:34:14,846
If I die on stage tonight,

1340
00:34:14,856 --> 00:34:14,848
& nbsp

1341
00:34:14,858 --> 00:34:16,014
I want you to take my ashes

1342
00:34:16,024 --> 00:34:16,016
& nbsp

1343
00:34:16,026 --> 00:34:18,250
and I want you to spread
they are all over Brooklyn, okay?

1344
00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:18,252
& nbsp

1345
00:34:18,262 --> 00:34:19,854
Amit-amit,
pu pu pu

1346
00:34:19,864 --> 00:34:22,822
& nbsp

1347
00:34:22,832 --> 00:34:24,590
You have become a hit

1348
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:24,592
& nbsp

1349
00:34:24,602 --> 00:34:26,190
Let's give half the money back.

1350
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:26,192
& nbsp

1351
00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:27,493
People miss the show at any time,

1352
00:34:27,503 --> 00:34:27,495
& nbsp

1353
00:34:27,505 --> 00:34:29,862
just say it's my voice
or something, you know

1354
00:34:29,872 --> 00:34:29,864
& nbsp

1355
00:34:29,874 --> 00:34:31,529
Yo, Bobby, coffee is gone.

1356
00:34:31,539 --> 00:34:31,531
& nbsp

1357
00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:33,264
- I will take care of it in just seconds.
- OK.

1358
00:34:33,274 --> 00:34:33,266
& nbsp

1359
00:34:33,276 --> 00:34:35,199
Todd Player, this is Derek Hesh.

1360
00:34:35,209 --> 00:34:35,201
& nbsp

1361
00:34:35,211 --> 00:34:38,603
Hey, Derek, man, God,
yo, I'm a big fan, man.

1362
00:34:38,613 --> 00:34:38,605
& nbsp

1363
00:34:38,615 --> 00:34:41,139
I like your video,
Damn it hurt, man.

1364
00:34:41,149 --> 00:34:41,141
& nbsp

1365
00:34:41,151 --> 00:34:45,344
Comedy and music, this is like one
and the same, every important note.

1366
00:34:45,354 --> 00:34:45,346
& nbsp

1367
00:34:45,356 --> 00:34:47,513
- I admire you, man.
- Thank you.

1368
00:34:47,523 --> 00:34:47,515
& nbsp

1369
00:34:47,525 --> 00:34:50,215
I always hear if opening actions
Sucks, the whole show is washed.

1370
00:34:50,225 --> 00:34:50,217
& nbsp

1371
00:34:50,227 --> 00:34:53,317
You take a big risk
here, seriously, I tell you

1372
00:34:53,327 --> 00:34:53,319
& nbsp

1373
00:34:53,329 --> 00:34:55,253
I can go and no
I even know I'm here.

1374
00:34:55,263 --> 00:34:55,255
& nbsp

1375
00:34:55,265 --> 00:34:56,822
Derek, I'm at risk.

1376
00:34:56,832 --> 00:34:56,824
& nbsp

1377
00:34:56,834 --> 00:35:00,025
My strange hand slides from above
Rockies in the middle of winter.

1378
00:35:00,035 --> 00:35:00,027
& nbsp

1379
00:35:00,037 --> 00:35:02,161
Are Steel 1000.

1380
00:35:02,171 --> 00:35:02,163
& nbsp

1381
00:35:02,173 --> 00:35:03,462
Only in a wrangler jeep.

1382
00:35:03,472 --> 00:35:03,464
& nbsp

1383
00:35:03,474 --> 00:35:05,797
Swimming with sharks in Dominica...

1384
00:35:05,807 --> 00:35:05,799
& nbsp

1385
00:35:05,809 --> 00:35:06,898
[whispering] naked

1386
00:35:06,908 --> 00:35:06,900
& nbsp

1387
00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:08,333
You want to open it yourself

1388
00:35:08,343 --> 00:35:08,335
& nbsp

1389
00:35:08,345 --> 00:35:09,802
You get a fucking resume

1390
00:35:09,812 --> 00:35:09,804
& nbsp

1391
00:35:09,814 --> 00:35:13,138
Dude, come on, you know, everything
night, I ride the stage right?

1392
00:35:13,148 --> 00:35:13,140
& nbsp

1393
00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:17,241
And I sang a song about
missing pussy and dog escape

1394
00:35:17,251 --> 00:35:17,243
& nbsp

1395
00:35:17,253 --> 00:35:19,210
and the damn people will be bad luck,

1396
00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:19,212
& nbsp

1397
00:35:19,222 --> 00:35:22,614
But you, you do important nonsense.

1398
00:35:22,624 --> 00:35:22,616
& nbsp

1399
00:35:22,626 --> 00:35:25,918
Yes, man, you're saving the earth.

1400
00:35:25,928 --> 00:35:25,920
& nbsp

1401
00:35:25,930 --> 00:35:27,453
I think I'm a damn fraud.

1402
00:35:27,463 --> 00:35:27,455
& nbsp

1403
00:35:27,465 --> 00:35:29,621
- There are no men.
- I do

1404
00:35:29,631 --> 00:35:29,623
& nbsp

1405
00:35:29,633 --> 00:35:32,123
I want to tell you something, my friend,

1406
00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:32,125
& nbsp

1407
00:35:32,135 --> 00:35:33,695
Because you have sad eyes,

1408
00:35:33,705 --> 00:35:35,395
& nbsp

1409
00:35:35,405 --> 00:35:38,297
I am a bar mitzvahed at the Wailing Wall.

1410
00:35:38,307 --> 00:35:38,299
& nbsp

1411
00:35:38,309 --> 00:35:40,199
My real name is Todd Silverstein,

1412
00:35:40,209 --> 00:35:40,201
& nbsp

1413
00:35:40,211 --> 00:35:41,699
I'm a boy of Jewish memos

1414
00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:41,701
& nbsp

1415
00:35:41,711 --> 00:35:43,802
and a lesbian Hebrew school teacher.

1416
00:35:43,812 --> 00:35:43,804
& nbsp

1417
00:35:43,814 --> 00:35:45,170
Go from here

1418
00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:45,172
& nbsp

1419
00:35:45,182 --> 00:35:46,638
Crane, mazel tov.

1420
00:35:46,648 --> 00:35:46,640
& nbsp

1421
00:35:46,650 --> 00:35:49,373
[announcer] Ladies and
Gentlemen, come to the stage,

1422
00:35:49,383 --> 00:35:49,375
& nbsp

1423
00:35:49,385 --> 00:35:52,377
away from you
environmental watering holes,

1424
00:35:52,387 --> 00:35:52,379
& nbsp

1425
00:35:52,389 --> 00:35:55,746
please give a warm welcome from Wisconsin,

1426
00:35:55,756 --> 00:35:55,748
& nbsp

1427
00:35:55,758 --> 00:35:58,019
-... for Derek Hesh.
- I will be right back.

1428
00:35:58,029 --> 00:35:59,620
& nbsp

1429
00:35:59,630 --> 00:36:01,487
- It's a damn better job.
- You will destroy it

1430
00:36:01,497 --> 00:36:01,489
& nbsp

1431
00:36:01,499 --> 00:36:02,855
Thank you, thank you.

1432
00:36:02,865 --> 00:36:02,857
& nbsp

1433
00:36:02,867 --> 00:36:05,723
You might want me
to sing a little something to you

1434
00:36:05,733 --> 00:36:05,725
& nbsp

1435
00:36:05,735 --> 00:36:07,993
- Like a little something.
Let's rock it.
- No, I'm fine

1436
00:36:08,003 --> 00:36:07,995
& nbsp

1437
00:36:08,005 --> 00:36:10,295
<i>♪ Something about the way ♪</i>

1438
00:36:10,305 --> 00:36:10,297
& nbsp

1439
00:36:10,307 --> 00:36:13,998
<i>♪ He keeps me going ♪</i>

1440
00:36:14,008 --> 00:36:14,000
& nbsp

1441
00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:19,904
<i>♪ And I keep coming
behind for more ♪</i>

1442
00:36:19,914 --> 00:36:19,906
& nbsp

1443
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,340
You might want me to continue or...?

1444
00:36:22,350 --> 00:36:22,342
& nbsp

1445
00:36:22,352 --> 00:36:24,775
- No, no...
- Sorry I said pussy

1446
00:36:24,785 --> 00:36:24,777
& nbsp

1447
00:36:24,787 --> 00:36:25,777
Vagina.

1448
00:36:25,787 --> 00:36:25,779
& nbsp

1449
00:36:25,789 --> 00:36:27,880
You look like Tom Selleck fucked a badger.

1450
00:36:27,890 --> 00:36:27,882
& nbsp

1451
00:36:27,892 --> 00:36:30,181
[audience] Oh.

1452
00:36:30,191 --> 00:36:30,183
& nbsp

1453
00:36:30,193 --> 00:36:31,884
I have to give you credit.

1454
00:36:31,894 --> 00:36:31,886
& nbsp

1455
00:36:31,896 --> 00:36:34,819
You have several balls leaving
home with that face

1456
00:36:34,829 --> 00:36:34,821
& nbsp

1457
00:36:34,831 --> 00:36:36,154
He's cool.

1458
00:36:36,164 --> 00:36:36,156
& nbsp

1459
00:36:36,166 --> 00:36:37,922
Maybe we take it to the road with us.

1460
00:36:37,932 --> 00:36:37,924
& nbsp

1461
00:36:37,934 --> 00:36:39,193
This is not a bad idea.

1462
00:36:39,203 --> 00:36:41,362
& nbsp

1463
00:36:41,372 --> 00:36:42,460
You see my cocaine

1464
00:36:42,470 --> 00:36:42,462
& nbsp

1465
00:36:42,472 --> 00:36:43,929
- no
- Nyquil?

1466
00:36:43,939 --> 00:36:43,931
& nbsp

1467
00:36:43,941 --> 00:36:45,364
No.

1468
00:36:45,374 --> 00:36:45,366
& nbsp

1469
00:36:45,376 --> 00:36:49,868
It might destroy me some Vibrin and
baby aspirin and put it on my hummus.

1470
00:36:49,878 --> 00:36:49,870
& nbsp

1471
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,636
You understand

1472
00:36:51,646 --> 00:36:51,638
& nbsp

1473
00:36:51,648 --> 00:36:54,273
Poor father, poor father.

1474
00:36:54,283 --> 00:36:54,275
& nbsp

1475
00:36:54,285 --> 00:36:56,875
I'm sure he hopes he pulls it out.

1476
00:36:56,885 --> 00:36:56,877
& nbsp

1477
00:36:56,887 --> 00:36:59,247
How does it feel to put it?
Your parents in therapy?

1478
00:36:59,257 --> 00:37:01,315
& nbsp

1479
00:37:01,325 --> 00:37:02,848
I see...

1480
00:37:02,858 --> 00:37:02,850
& nbsp

1481
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,449
You and Derek.

1482
00:37:04,459 --> 00:37:04,451
& nbsp

1483
00:37:04,461 --> 00:37:05,953
You are serious or what

1484
00:37:05,963 --> 00:37:07,855
& nbsp

1485
00:37:07,865 --> 00:37:09,587
Very.

1486
00:37:09,597 --> 00:37:09,589
& nbsp

1487
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:10,489
I see...

1488
00:37:10,499 --> 00:37:10,491
& nbsp

1489
00:37:10,501 --> 00:37:11,889
Not really, then?

1490
00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:11,891
& nbsp

1491
00:37:11,901 --> 00:37:13,093
I understand.

1492
00:37:13,103 --> 00:37:14,194
& nbsp

1493
00:37:14,204 --> 00:37:15,596
Very.

1494
00:37:15,606 --> 00:37:17,196
& nbsp

1495
00:37:17,206 --> 00:37:18,864
I will poke you on Facebook.

1496
00:37:18,874 --> 00:37:18,866
& nbsp

1497
00:37:18,876 --> 00:37:21,366
[lots of applause]

1498
00:37:21,376 --> 00:37:21,368
& nbsp

1499
00:37:21,378 --> 00:37:25,404
Give to construction workers
from the village community, everyone.

1500
00:37:25,414 --> 00:37:25,406
& nbsp

1501
00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:27,538
Doesn't he look like him?
I mean, God.

1502
00:37:27,548 --> 00:37:27,540
& nbsp

1503
00:37:27,550 --> 00:37:29,242
And the mustache.

1504
00:37:29,252 --> 00:37:30,611
& nbsp

1505
00:37:30,621 --> 00:37:33,013
My name is Derek Hesh, thank you very much.

1506
00:37:33,023 --> 00:37:39,886
& nbsp

1507
00:37:39,896 --> 00:37:41,453
We have good performances for you.

1508
00:37:41,463 --> 00:37:41,455
& nbsp

1509
00:37:41,465 --> 00:37:44,156
Todd Player comes to the stage.

1510
00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:44,158
& nbsp

1511
00:37:44,168 --> 00:37:45,660
Thank you very much.

1512
00:37:45,670 --> 00:37:52,165
& nbsp

1513
00:37:52,175 --> 00:37:53,998
That's it.

1514
00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:54,000
& nbsp

1515
00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:59,438
Derek, my dear, you know, I think I can
you on <i> Performances </i> with Ian Cams.

1516
00:37:59,448 --> 00:37:59,440
& nbsp

1517
00:37:59,450 --> 00:38:02,040
- Talk show?
- The only one.

1518
00:38:02,050 --> 00:38:02,042
& nbsp

1519
00:38:02,052 --> 00:38:05,243
I can't do that, listen, I
get a little too popular

1520
00:38:05,253 --> 00:38:05,245
& nbsp

1521
00:38:05,255 --> 00:38:06,511
and I try to keep a low profile,

1522
00:38:06,521 --> 00:38:06,513
& nbsp

1523
00:38:06,523 --> 00:38:08,112
So, that won't happen, okay?

1524
00:38:08,122 --> 00:38:08,114
& nbsp

1525
00:38:08,124 --> 00:38:09,715
But you know,

1526
00:38:09,725 --> 00:38:09,717
& nbsp

1527
00:38:09,727 --> 00:38:13,951
Buble, Buble, he
found at the wedding

1528
00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:13,953
& nbsp

1529
00:38:13,963 --> 00:38:15,356
Who sucks?

1530
00:38:15,366 --> 00:38:17,824
& nbsp

1531
00:38:17,834 --> 00:38:19,458
I'm annoying

1532
00:38:19,468 --> 00:38:19,460
& nbsp

1533
00:38:19,470 --> 00:38:20,958
I will bring the book.

1534
00:38:20,968 --> 00:38:20,960
& nbsp

1535
00:38:20,970 --> 00:38:21,994
Please, don't

1536
00:38:22,004 --> 00:38:21,996
& nbsp

1537
00:38:22,006 --> 00:38:24,128
- This is a good reading
- I don't read

1538
00:38:24,138 --> 00:38:24,130
& nbsp

1539
00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:26,163
- You know what, Derek, can I hug you?
- No.

1540
00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:26,165
& nbsp

1541
00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:27,500
& nbsp

1542
00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:28,699
- Can I hug you?
- Don't touch me

1543
00:38:28,709 --> 00:38:28,701
& nbsp

1544
00:38:28,711 --> 00:38:29,768
- Can I touch your face?
- No.

1545
00:38:29,778 --> 00:38:29,770
& nbsp

1546
00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:31,069
Well, what about this?

1547
00:38:31,079 --> 00:38:31,071
& nbsp

1548
00:38:31,081 --> 00:38:33,772
You want eight Thai boys
massaging you with naked shorts

1549
00:38:33,782 --> 00:38:33,774
& nbsp

1550
00:38:33,784 --> 00:38:36,574
and whisper sweet words
in your ears?
You understand

1551
00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:36,576
& nbsp

1552
00:38:36,586 --> 00:38:38,810
You want a line
geisha to do magic tricks,

1553
00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:38,812
& nbsp

1554
00:38:38,822 --> 00:38:41,980
pulling rabbits out of them
Bastards when they whistle Dixie?

1555
00:38:41,990 --> 00:38:41,982
& nbsp

1556
00:38:41,992 --> 00:38:43,081
You understand

1557
00:38:43,091 --> 00:38:43,083
& nbsp

1558
00:38:43,093 --> 00:38:44,248
Because I'm your guy

1559
00:38:44,258 --> 00:38:44,250
& nbsp

1560
00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:47,252
Bob Lifshitz, it's up to
you want, I am your man.

1561
00:38:47,262 --> 00:38:47,254
& nbsp

1562
00:38:47,264 --> 00:38:48,587
- Listen...
- Listen,

1563
00:38:48,597 --> 00:38:48,589
& nbsp

1564
00:38:48,599 --> 00:38:51,223
Bob, not interested, can't do it,

1565
00:38:51,233 --> 00:38:51,225
& nbsp

1566
00:38:51,235 --> 00:38:52,958
will not happen.

1567
00:38:52,968 --> 00:38:52,960
& nbsp

1568
00:38:52,970 --> 00:38:55,694
That's all, it's done,
Get out of here, come on, stop.

1569
00:38:55,704 --> 00:38:55,696
& nbsp

1570
00:38:55,706 --> 00:38:57,265
- All right...
- This is fun, by the way.

1571
00:38:57,275 --> 00:38:59,632
& nbsp

1572
00:38:59,642 --> 00:39:03,935
You know Bob, say he can
Take me at Ian Cams' window.

1573
00:39:03,945 --> 00:39:03,937
& nbsp

1574
00:39:03,947 --> 00:39:04,802
What?

1575
00:39:04,812 --> 00:39:04,804
& nbsp

1576
00:39:04,814 --> 00:39:07,406
- Yeah.
- It was incredible.

1577
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:07,408
& nbsp

1578
00:39:07,418 --> 00:39:09,540
Will you do it

1579
00:39:09,550 --> 00:39:09,542
& nbsp

1580
00:39:09,552 --> 00:39:11,976
No, I can't do that, no.

1581
00:39:11,986 --> 00:39:11,978
& nbsp

1582
00:39:11,988 --> 00:39:14,282
Why?
This is a good opportunity.

1583
00:39:14,292 --> 00:39:16,382
& nbsp

1584
00:39:16,392 --> 00:39:18,382
Yes, listen, um...

1585
00:39:18,392 --> 00:39:18,384
& nbsp

1586
00:39:18,394 --> 00:39:21,188
I've been wanting to tell you
something, I have to tell you something  & nbsp

1587
00:39:21,198 --> 00:39:22,556
And I don't want you to be angry, okay?

1588
00:39:22,566 --> 00:39:25,090
& nbsp

1589
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:25,092
But...

1590
00:39:25,102 --> 00:39:26,991
& nbsp

1591
00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:26,993


1592
00:39:27,003 --> 00:39:29,293
Here it is, my name is Sammy Legucci,

1593
00:39:29,303 --> 00:39:29,295
& nbsp

1594
00:39:29,305 --> 00:39:31,730
Not Derek Hesh and I enter
Witness Protection Program.

1595
00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:31,732
& nbsp

1596
00:39:31,742 --> 00:39:34,565
In, in, in, what,
do you kill someone?

1597
00:39:34,575 --> 00:39:34,567
& nbsp

1598
00:39:34,577 --> 00:39:35,900
No, no, listen...

1599
00:39:35,910 --> 00:39:35,902
& nbsp

1600
00:39:35,912 --> 00:39:37,268
What are you doing?

1601
00:39:37,278 --> 00:39:37,270
& nbsp

1602
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,737
Only...

1603
00:39:39,747 --> 00:39:39,739
& nbsp

1604
00:39:39,749 --> 00:39:42,340
I am from Brooklyn, New York and
I grew up with some bad people

1605
00:39:42,350 --> 00:39:42,342
& nbsp

1606
00:39:42,352 --> 00:39:43,674
and I do some very bad things

1607
00:39:43,684 --> 00:39:43,676
& nbsp

1608
00:39:43,686 --> 00:39:46,444
and now come back again
and bite my ass.

1609
00:39:46,454 --> 00:39:46,446
& nbsp

1610
00:39:46,456 --> 00:39:48,179
Now I have to testify against them

1611
00:39:48,189 --> 00:39:48,181
& nbsp

1612
00:39:48,191 --> 00:39:50,549
and the government put me here.

1613
00:39:50,559 --> 00:39:50,551
& nbsp

1614
00:39:50,561 --> 00:39:53,185
You know, to protect me for a couple
months until I come back and testify.

1615
00:39:53,195 --> 00:39:53,187
& nbsp

1616
00:39:53,197 --> 00:39:54,953
But only that, it's over, it's over.

1617
00:39:54,963 --> 00:39:54,955
& nbsp

1618
00:39:54,965 --> 00:39:56,721
Okay, so...

1619
00:39:56,731 --> 00:39:56,723
& nbsp

1620
00:39:56,733 --> 00:40:00,157
So, what does this mean for us?

1621
00:40:00,167 --> 00:40:00,159
& nbsp

1622
00:40:00,169 --> 00:40:02,293
No, that doesn't mean anything.
I just want...

1623
00:40:02,303 --> 00:40:02,295
& nbsp

1624
00:40:02,305 --> 00:40:05,263
If I don't care about you, I
won't say anything, but...

1625
00:40:05,273 --> 00:40:05,265
& nbsp

1626
00:40:05,275 --> 00:40:08,202
Listen, I'm sorry, it's just that,
there's one more thing,

1627
00:40:08,212 --> 00:40:10,036
& nbsp

1628
00:40:10,046 --> 00:40:11,902
I have a daughter

1629
00:40:11,912 --> 00:40:11,904
& nbsp

1630
00:40:11,914 --> 00:40:15,175
Yes, and I have to go see him
before all this goes down.

1631
00:40:15,185 --> 00:40:16,609
& nbsp

1632
00:40:16,619 --> 00:40:19,177
I'm sorry.

1633
00:40:19,187 --> 00:40:19,179
& nbsp

1634
00:40:19,189 --> 00:40:20,381
Please.

1635
00:40:20,391 --> 00:40:24,518
& nbsp

1636
00:40:24,528 --> 00:40:27,989
[instrumental soft rock music playing]

1637
00:40:27,999 --> 00:41:17,337
& nbsp

1638
00:41:17,347 --> 00:41:18,936
- How are you?
- good

1639
00:41:18,946 --> 00:41:18,938
& nbsp

1640
00:41:18,948 --> 00:41:20,739
- How is Maddy?
- He is fine.

1641
00:41:20,749 --> 00:41:20,741
& nbsp

1642
00:41:20,751 --> 00:41:22,877
- He is fine.
- Right

1643
00:41:22,887 --> 00:41:41,060
& nbsp

1644
00:41:41,070 --> 00:41:42,960
- Enter and exit right?
- There he is.

1645
00:41:42,970 --> 00:41:42,962
& nbsp

1646
00:41:42,972 --> 00:41:46,565
Well, I mean, forget about my boys
girls make me fear more than them.

1647
00:41:46,575 --> 00:41:46,567
& nbsp

1648
00:41:46,577 --> 00:41:47,866
Tell me about that.

1649
00:41:47,876 --> 00:41:47,868
& nbsp

1650
00:41:47,878 --> 00:41:49,467
- He left, right?
- Yeah.

1651
00:41:49,477 --> 00:41:49,469
& nbsp

1652
00:41:49,479 --> 00:41:51,002
He was in town for several days.

1653
00:41:51,012 --> 00:41:51,004
& nbsp

1654
00:41:51,014 --> 00:41:53,070
OK, good

1655
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:53,072
& nbsp

1656
00:41:53,082 --> 00:41:54,307
Thank you, Frank.

1657
00:41:54,317 --> 00:42:26,239
& nbsp

1658
00:42:26,249 --> 00:42:27,304
Hi.

1659
00:42:27,314 --> 00:42:27,306
& nbsp

1660
00:42:27,316 --> 00:42:30,474
Why do you have to go?
Not fair, Dad.

1661
00:42:30,484 --> 00:42:30,476
& nbsp

1662
00:42:30,486 --> 00:42:32,076
Maddy, I'll be back, I promise.

1663
00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:32,078
& nbsp

1664
00:42:32,088 --> 00:42:34,913
I can't say exactly when
but I promise, I'll come back

1665
00:42:34,923 --> 00:42:34,915
& nbsp

1666
00:42:34,925 --> 00:42:38,148
Just saw your face.

1667
00:42:38,158 --> 00:42:38,150
& nbsp

1668
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,619
You have nothing else
family somewhere, not

1669
00:42:40,629 --> 00:42:40,621
& nbsp

1670
00:42:40,631 --> 00:42:42,686
What?
No, I don't have another family, baby,

1671
00:42:42,696 --> 00:42:42,688
& nbsp

1672
00:42:42,698 --> 00:42:45,223
No, you're the only family I have.

1673
00:42:45,233 --> 00:42:45,225
& nbsp

1674
00:42:45,235 --> 00:42:47,558
Maddy, I love you so much, okay?

1675
00:42:47,568 --> 00:42:47,560
& nbsp

1676
00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:49,661
And I will come back, I promise, I will do it.

1677
00:42:49,671 --> 00:42:49,663
& nbsp

1678
00:42:49,673 --> 00:42:50,761
Do you think so?

1679
00:42:50,771 --> 00:42:50,763
& nbsp

1680
00:42:50,773 --> 00:42:51,962
I know that, honey.

1681
00:42:51,972 --> 00:42:51,964
& nbsp

1682
00:42:51,974 --> 00:42:54,165
Look, I want you to be a good girl,

1683
00:42:54,175 --> 00:42:54,167
& nbsp

1684
00:42:54,177 --> 00:42:55,967
I want you to listen to your mother, okay?

1685
00:42:55,977 --> 00:42:55,969
& nbsp

1686
00:42:55,979 --> 00:42:58,302
- Good.
- I love you so much.

1687
00:42:58,312 --> 00:42:58,304
& nbsp

1688
00:42:58,314 --> 00:42:59,974
I love you too.

1689
00:42:59,984 --> 00:43:04,777
& nbsp

1690
00:43:04,787 --> 00:43:06,479
I have to go, okay

1691
00:43:06,489 --> 00:43:19,058
& nbsp

1692
00:43:19,068 --> 00:43:21,092
And now, you know, walking to the car,

1693
00:43:21,102 --> 00:43:21,094
& nbsp

1694
00:43:21,104 --> 00:43:23,460
fucking clothes on my neck, my head,

1695
00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:23,462
& nbsp

1696
00:43:23,472 --> 00:43:25,365
Everywhere, I hold it.

1697
00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:27,000
& nbsp

1698
00:43:27,010 --> 00:43:28,933
Go to my car, I look around,

1699
00:43:28,943 --> 00:43:28,935
& nbsp

1700
00:43:28,945 --> 00:43:32,036
It's fucking pulled, gone, nothing is there.

1701
00:43:32,046 --> 00:43:32,038
& nbsp

1702
00:43:32,048 --> 00:43:35,708
So, now, I schlepping to,
uh, my friend's apartment...

1703
00:43:35,718 --> 00:43:39,478
& nbsp

1704
00:43:39,488 --> 00:43:41,045
Must bring Uber here.

1705
00:43:41,055 --> 00:43:41,047
& nbsp

1706
00:43:41,057 --> 00:43:42,246
You bring Uber, right?

1707
00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:42,248
& nbsp

1708
00:43:42,258 --> 00:43:44,482
Do you know that these people can review you?

1709
00:43:44,492 --> 00:43:44,484
& nbsp

1710
00:43:44,494 --> 00:43:46,217
What do you think this is?
reviews Was this review helpful?

1711
00:43:46,227 --> 00:43:46,219
& nbsp

1712
00:43:46,229 --> 00:43:49,123
As if I don't have enough
negative feedback in my life

1713
00:43:49,133 --> 00:43:50,190
& nbsp

1714
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,790
And the technology in this car,

1715
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:51,792
& nbsp

1716
00:43:51,802 --> 00:43:53,257
You know, you can enter,

1717
00:43:53,267 --> 00:43:53,259
& nbsp

1718
00:43:53,269 --> 00:43:56,328
connect your Spotify, listen
wirelessly.

1719
00:43:56,338 --> 00:43:56,330
& nbsp

1720
00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:59,931
Maybe they should be connected to
Tinder, maybe even the Hotel Tonight,

1721
00:43:59,941 --> 00:43:59,933
& nbsp

1722
00:43:59,943 --> 00:44:04,038
You know, take him out,
Put him down, send him out.

1723
00:44:04,048 --> 00:44:06,138
& nbsp

1724
00:44:06,148 --> 00:44:08,406
Have you ever seen this JSwipe thing?

1725
00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:08,408
& nbsp

1726
00:44:08,418 --> 00:44:10,577
Yes, it's like a Tinder for bad people.

1727
00:44:10,587 --> 00:44:12,145
& nbsp

1728
00:44:12,155 --> 00:44:13,011
Done

1729
00:44:13,021 --> 00:44:13,013
& nbsp

1730
00:44:13,023 --> 00:44:15,282
[cheering and applause]

1731
00:44:15,292 --> 00:44:18,618
& nbsp

1732
00:44:18,628 --> 00:44:20,418
[Sammy] I have to find a better friend.

1733
00:44:20,428 --> 00:44:20,420
& nbsp

1734
00:44:20,430 --> 00:44:23,020
You know, most people have friends
for life, all my friends are living.

1735
00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:23,022
& nbsp

1736
00:44:23,032 --> 00:44:24,822
You know, but I'm new in town.

1737
00:44:24,832 --> 00:44:24,824
& nbsp

1738
00:44:24,834 --> 00:44:27,458
You know, I started dating, I found this
Girl, she has so many personalities.

1739
00:44:27,468 --> 00:44:27,460
& nbsp

1740
00:44:27,470 --> 00:44:30,094
He kept asking me, "Do you even like me?"

1741
00:44:30,104 --> 00:44:30,096
& nbsp

1742
00:44:30,106 --> 00:44:31,730
I'm like, "Yeah, I like
all seven of your versions

1743
00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:31,732
& nbsp

1744
00:44:31,742 --> 00:44:34,866
I like your Sunday, I like you
Tuesday, your Thursday is a little off.

1745
00:44:34,876 --> 00:44:34,868
& nbsp

1746
00:44:34,878 --> 00:44:36,368
Of course , I like you,
You have sex with me. "

1747
00:44:36,378 --> 00:44:36,370
& nbsp

1748
00:44:36,380 --> 00:44:38,103
Hard dating, especially
When you get older,

1749
00:44:38,113 --> 00:44:38,105
& nbsp

1750
00:44:38,115 --> 00:44:39,203
God, I'm old.

1751
00:44:39,213 --> 00:44:39,205
& nbsp

1752
00:44:39,215 --> 00:44:40,871
Do you know how I grow old?

1753
00:44:40,881 --> 00:44:40,873
& nbsp

1754
00:44:40,883 --> 00:44:43,273
I used to play basketball
days, every day, nothing, I'm fine.

1755
00:44:43,283 --> 00:44:43,275
& nbsp

1756
00:44:43,285 --> 00:44:46,613
Yesterday, I pulled my muscles
the neck ordered food and looked to the left.

1757
00:44:46,623 --> 00:44:47,647
& nbsp

1758
00:44:47,657 --> 00:44:49,147
Yes, there is a problem

1759
00:44:49,157 --> 00:44:49,149
& nbsp

1760
00:44:49,159 --> 00:44:52,449
Who is present in the audience?
Everyone in the audience?

1761
00:44:52,459 --> 00:44:52,451
& nbsp

1762
00:44:52,461 --> 00:44:53,817
I got good news for you

1763
00:44:53,827 --> 00:44:53,819
& nbsp

1764
00:44:53,829 --> 00:44:57,355
After this financial crisis,
personality makes a comeback.

1765
00:44:57,365 --> 00:44:57,357
& nbsp

1766
00:44:57,367 --> 00:44:59,757
Personality for sure
makes smart, I swear

1767
00:44:59,767 --> 00:44:59,759
& nbsp

1768
00:44:59,769 --> 00:45:02,562
I have eight jokes and Honda
Accord and I'm fucking everyone.

1769
00:45:02,572 --> 00:45:10,404
& nbsp

1770
00:45:10,414 --> 00:45:14,005
Okay, so, people call like
crazy to order, Sammy.

1771
00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:14,007
& nbsp

1772
00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:16,007
We really can't bring them all.

1773
00:45:16,017 --> 00:45:16,009
& nbsp

1774
00:45:16,019 --> 00:45:18,476
Babe, can we still call me Derek?

1775
00:45:18,486 --> 00:45:18,478
& nbsp

1776
00:45:18,488 --> 00:45:21,348
My fake identity is the only one
I still go here.

1777
00:45:21,358 --> 00:45:22,449
& nbsp

1778
00:45:22,459 --> 00:45:24,148
I really messed up, you know that right?

1779
00:45:24,158 --> 00:45:24,150
& nbsp

1780
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,051
- Why?
- By doing all this

1781
00:45:26,061 --> 00:45:26,053
& nbsp

1782
00:45:26,063 --> 00:45:27,418
Being "Human".

1783
00:45:27,428 --> 00:45:27,420
& nbsp

1784
00:45:27,430 --> 00:45:29,119
Doing standing.

1785
00:45:29,129 --> 00:45:29,121
& nbsp

1786
00:45:29,131 --> 00:45:31,221
I mean, you might think it's cool, but...

1787
00:45:31,231 --> 00:45:31,223
& nbsp

1788
00:45:31,233 --> 00:45:33,690
Where I come from, my friends
Think about this very seriously.

1789
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:33,692
& nbsp

1790
00:45:33,702 --> 00:45:35,860
Well, what about the people who protect you?

1791
00:45:35,870 --> 00:45:35,862
& nbsp

1792
00:45:35,872 --> 00:45:37,996
What about them

1793
00:45:38,006 --> 00:45:37,998
& nbsp

1794
00:45:38,008 --> 00:45:39,797
If you know where I come from, ha.

1795
00:45:39,807 --> 00:45:39,799
& nbsp

1796
00:45:39,809 --> 00:45:45,069
Yes, okay, look, there is a motel
just past mile marker 61, meet there.

1797
00:45:45,079 --> 00:45:45,071
& nbsp

1798
00:45:45,081 --> 00:45:49,074
And a little talk
maybe, you follow

1799
00:45:49,084 --> 00:45:49,076
& nbsp

1800
00:45:49,086 --> 00:45:51,976
Yes, and bring the money, okay?

1801
00:45:51,986 --> 00:45:51,978
& nbsp

1802
00:45:51,988 --> 00:45:54,878
Of course, I'm sure, how are you...

1803
00:45:54,888 --> 00:45:54,880
& nbsp

1804
00:45:54,890 --> 00:45:57,318
Okay, yes, goodbye.

1805
00:45:57,328 --> 00:46:04,524
& nbsp

1806
00:46:04,534 --> 00:46:08,960
Oh, that feels really good.
I'm glad you're here

1807
00:46:08,970 --> 00:46:08,962
& nbsp

1808
00:46:08,972 --> 00:46:13,130
I know, I'm very happy to be here.

1809
00:46:13,140 --> 00:46:13,132
& nbsp

1810
00:46:13,142 --> 00:46:18,203
Uh, unfortunately, tonight
we can't do anything  & nbsp

1811
00:46:18,213 --> 00:46:18,205
What are you talking about
about?
You are here

1812
00:46:18,215 --> 00:46:21,038
& nbsp

1813
00:46:21,048 --> 00:46:21,040


1814
00:46:21,050 --> 00:46:23,907
I know, but my boyfriend just reminded me,

1815
00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:23,909
& nbsp

1816
00:46:23,919 --> 00:46:26,210
- Mercury is in a retrograde state.
- What?

1817
00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:26,212
& nbsp

1818
00:46:26,222 --> 00:46:28,612
What do retrograde have?
to do with you and me?

1819
00:46:28,622 --> 00:46:28,614
& nbsp

1820
00:46:28,624 --> 00:46:30,014
I'm very sensitive now.

1821
00:46:30,024 --> 00:46:30,016
& nbsp

1822
00:46:30,026 --> 00:46:32,449
And sleeping with you tonight
can really make me go

1823
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:32,451
& nbsp

1824
00:46:32,461 --> 00:46:36,353
What?
You don't even know it's entering retrograde before your friend tells you.

1825
00:46:36,363 --> 00:46:36,355
& nbsp

1826
00:46:36,365 --> 00:46:39,156
I know.
But I know
something must be off

1827
00:46:39,166 --> 00:46:39,158
& nbsp

1828
00:46:39,168 --> 00:46:41,793
I mean, I cried when a commercial "Save Tiger"

1829
00:46:41,803 --> 00:46:41,795
& nbsp

1830
00:46:41,805 --> 00:46:43,895
and I don't even care about tigers.

1831
00:46:43,905 --> 00:46:43,897
& nbsp

1832
00:46:43,907 --> 00:46:47,866
Can't you start this whole?
nonsense backwards tomorrow?

1833
00:46:47,876 --> 00:46:47,868
& nbsp

1834
00:46:47,878 --> 00:46:49,900
I can't, I made a decision this morning  & nbsp

1835
00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:49,902
and if there is one thing, you cannot change your mind when Mercury is retrograde.

1836
00:46:49,912 --> 00:46:55,340
& nbsp

1837
00:46:55,350 --> 00:46:55,342
Hmm, well.

1838
00:46:55,352 --> 00:46:57,808
& nbsp

1839
00:46:57,818 --> 00:46:57,810
I think maybe you should go.

1840
00:46:57,820 --> 00:47:00,411
& nbsp

1841
00:47:00,421 --> 00:47:00,413
You want to hug

1842
00:47:00,423 --> 00:47:02,045
& nbsp

1843
00:47:02,055 --> 00:47:02,047
Let's hug.

1844
00:47:02,057 --> 00:47:03,114
& nbsp

1845
00:47:03,124 --> 00:47:03,116
This is a disaster.

1846
00:47:03,126 --> 00:47:04,748
& nbsp

1847
00:47:04,758 --> 00:47:04,750


1848
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,985
No, that's good, there.

1849
00:47:06,995 --> 00:47:06,987
& nbsp

1850
00:47:06,997 --> 00:47:08,422
Yes, yes.

1851
00:47:08,432 --> 00:47:19,466
& nbsp

1852
00:47:19,476 --> 00:47:23,234
I mean, he's not even a talented person.

1853
00:47:23,244 --> 00:47:23,236
& nbsp

1854
00:47:23,246 --> 00:47:25,103
Come on, Sal, you have to stop that crap.

1855
00:47:25,113 --> 00:47:25,105
& nbsp

1856
00:47:25,115 --> 00:47:27,038
Look, Sammy is always funny.

1857
00:47:27,048 --> 00:47:27,040
& nbsp

1858
00:47:27,050 --> 00:47:28,406
He has something about him,

1859
00:47:28,416 --> 00:47:28,408
& nbsp

1860
00:47:28,418 --> 00:47:30,407
You know, he is the type
from men you go to parties...

1861
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:30,409
& nbsp

1862
00:47:30,419 --> 00:47:33,478
<i>♪ I know when I meet you ♪</i>

1863
00:47:33,488 --> 00:47:33,480
& nbsp

1864
00:47:33,490 --> 00:47:37,114
<i>♪ That I love you
And I need you ♪</i>

1865
00:47:37,124 --> 00:47:37,116
& nbsp

1866
00:47:37,126 --> 00:47:38,849
Sal, what's wrong with you?

1867
00:47:38,859 --> 00:47:38,851
& nbsp

1868
00:47:38,861 --> 00:47:40,354
Damn, Dom.

1869
00:47:40,364 --> 00:47:41,922
& nbsp

1870
00:47:41,932 --> 00:47:43,320
See,

1871
00:47:43,330 --> 00:47:43,322
& nbsp

1872
00:47:43,332 --> 00:47:45,956
I'm the one who plays
peter pan in fifth grade

1873
00:47:45,966 --> 00:47:45,958
& nbsp

1874
00:47:45,968 --> 00:47:47,090
- Jesus Christ.
- Hah?

1875
00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:47,092
& nbsp

1876
00:47:47,102 --> 00:47:49,460
Remember that?
I am doing fine.

1877
00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:49,462
& nbsp

1878
00:47:49,472 --> 00:47:50,862
I'm so great.

1879
00:47:50,872 --> 00:47:50,864
& nbsp

1880
00:47:50,874 --> 00:47:52,764
Fly around and bad luck.

1881
00:47:52,774 --> 00:47:52,766
& nbsp

1882
00:47:52,776 --> 00:47:55,699
Sammy?
He can't even play
one of them loses a boy.

1883
00:47:55,709 --> 00:47:55,701
& nbsp

1884
00:47:55,711 --> 00:47:56,900
All he has to do is play lose.

1885
00:47:56,910 --> 00:47:56,902
& nbsp

1886
00:47:56,912 --> 00:47:58,969
Yes, Star Search,
You will lose it.

1887
00:47:58,979 --> 00:47:58,971
& nbsp

1888
00:47:58,981 --> 00:48:00,471
Good?
Look,

1889
00:48:00,483 --> 00:48:02,639
I don't even want to do this bad Sammy.

1890
00:48:02,651 --> 00:48:04,609
What?
Hunt him,
take our friend

1891
00:48:04,619 --> 00:48:04,611
& nbsp

1892
00:48:04,621 --> 00:48:07,212
Oh yes?
Do you want to go to your uncle
Pat, and say we didn't do it?

1893
00:48:07,222 --> 00:48:07,214
& nbsp

1894
00:48:07,224 --> 00:48:08,980
Guy isn't even my real uncle.

1895
00:48:08,990 --> 00:48:08,982
& nbsp

1896
00:48:08,992 --> 00:48:11,715
He you know, friend of
family who is always at home,

1897
00:48:11,727 --> 00:48:13,518
and you have to call him uncle.

1898
00:48:13,528 --> 00:48:13,520
& nbsp

1899
00:48:13,530 --> 00:48:15,453
Damn, I got a real uncle
Jealous when they heard me call him uncle.

1900
00:48:15,463 --> 00:48:15,455
& nbsp

1901
00:48:15,465 --> 00:48:18,258
It's too late, Dom, it's already moving.

1902
00:48:18,268 --> 00:48:20,627
& nbsp

1903
00:48:20,637 --> 00:48:21,829
Fuck.

1904
00:48:21,839 --> 00:48:25,332
& nbsp

1905
00:48:25,342 --> 00:48:26,663
I can't believe you just sang a song.

1906
00:48:26,673 --> 00:48:26,665
& nbsp

1907
00:48:26,675 --> 00:48:29,433
Hey, I just tried
to show anything

1908
00:48:29,443 --> 00:48:29,435
& nbsp

1909
00:48:29,445 --> 00:48:30,670
Yes.

1910
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:31,804
& nbsp

1911
00:48:31,814 --> 00:48:34,973
I want to be able to move
him if we need to move it

1912
00:48:34,983 --> 00:48:34,975
& nbsp

1913
00:48:34,985 --> 00:48:37,510
Move him if you want to move it, you say?

1914
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,712
& nbsp

1915
00:48:38,722 --> 00:48:40,677
Achoo.

1916
00:48:40,687 --> 00:48:40,679
& nbsp

1917
00:48:40,689 --> 00:48:42,045
Do you just sneeze?

1918
00:48:42,055 --> 00:48:42,047
& nbsp

1919
00:48:42,057 --> 00:48:43,815
Sounds like you said,
"achoo" but you don't sneeze.

1920
00:48:43,825 --> 00:48:43,817
& nbsp

1921
00:48:43,827 --> 00:48:45,782
Yes, that's how I sneeze.

1922
00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:45,784
& nbsp

1923
00:48:45,794 --> 00:48:47,719
Achoo.

1924
00:48:47,729 --> 00:48:47,721
& nbsp

1925
00:48:47,731 --> 00:48:49,654
- Bless you.
- Thank you.

1926
00:48:49,664 --> 00:48:49,656
& nbsp

1927
00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:50,721
Okay, look.

1928
00:48:50,731 --> 00:48:50,723
& nbsp

1929
00:48:50,733 --> 00:48:52,857
We have to keep getting closer
Eyes at Legucci, okay?

1930
00:48:52,867 --> 00:48:52,859
& nbsp

1931
00:48:52,869 --> 00:48:55,493
We are hired to protect it, we
Can't let this move away from us.

1932
00:48:55,503 --> 00:48:55,495
& nbsp

1933
00:48:55,505 --> 00:48:58,496
I understand.
Sometimes a
Humans must trust their instincts

1934
00:48:58,506 --> 00:48:58,498
& nbsp

1935
00:48:58,508 --> 00:49:00,197
like a cat on a summer sprinkler.

1936
00:49:00,207 --> 00:49:00,199
& nbsp

1937
00:49:00,209 --> 00:49:01,598
What languages are you talking about

1938
00:49:01,608 --> 00:49:01,600
& nbsp

1939
00:49:01,610 --> 00:49:03,634
I don't understand.

1940
00:49:03,644 --> 00:49:03,636
& nbsp

1941
00:49:03,646 --> 00:49:07,205
Listen, let's make it
everyone's life is much easier.

1942
00:49:07,215 --> 00:49:07,207
& nbsp

1943
00:49:07,217 --> 00:49:09,406
You pay more attention to Legucci.

1944
00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:09,408
& nbsp

1945
00:49:09,418 --> 00:49:10,775
No problem.

1946
00:49:10,785 --> 00:49:10,777
& nbsp

1947
00:49:10,787 --> 00:49:12,877
Achoo.

1948
00:49:12,887 --> 00:49:12,879
& nbsp

1949
00:49:12,889 --> 00:49:13,978
Bless you.

1950
00:49:13,988 --> 00:49:13,980
& nbsp

1951
00:49:13,990 --> 00:49:16,714
But, you know, it's like

1952
00:49:16,724 --> 00:49:16,716
& nbsp

1953
00:49:16,726 --> 00:49:19,951
When I first or second wake up
Here, try this whole comedy.

1954
00:49:19,961 --> 00:49:19,953
& nbsp

1955
00:49:19,963 --> 00:49:21,953
I used to make fun of people,
who used to go out of the audience

1956
00:49:21,963 --> 00:49:21,955
& nbsp

1957
00:49:21,965 --> 00:49:24,956
and be like, choose someone
from, I mean it's not comedy.

1958
00:49:24,966 --> 00:49:24,958
& nbsp

1959
00:49:24,968 --> 00:49:26,391
I think I have to tell a joke,

1960
00:49:26,401 --> 00:49:26,393
& nbsp

1961
00:49:26,403 --> 00:49:28,659
I have to start learning how to tell stories.

1962
00:49:28,669 --> 00:49:28,661
& nbsp

1963
00:49:28,671 --> 00:49:30,060
So I'll try some jokes on you guys.

1964
00:49:30,070 --> 00:49:30,062
& nbsp

1965
00:49:30,072 --> 00:49:32,263
Do you like blond jokes?

1966
00:49:32,273 --> 00:49:32,265
& nbsp

1967
00:49:32,275 --> 00:49:36,067
What is a blonde girl?
when did he wake up in the morning?

1968
00:49:36,077 --> 00:49:36,069
& nbsp

1969
00:49:36,079 --> 00:49:37,902
"Which of you invited me home?"

1970
00:49:37,912 --> 00:49:37,904
& nbsp

1971
00:49:37,914 --> 00:49:41,471
A blonde girl was driving to the beach,
she saw a sign that read, "Left Beach",

1972
00:49:41,481 --> 00:49:41,473
& nbsp

1973
00:49:41,483 --> 00:49:43,641
he made a U-turn and returned home.

1974
00:49:43,651 --> 00:49:43,643
& nbsp

1975
00:49:43,653 --> 00:49:45,143
These blonde girls are amazing.

1976
00:49:45,153 --> 00:49:45,145
& nbsp

1977
00:49:45,155 --> 00:49:47,612
Yeah, so this blonde girl
drives on the highway,

1978
00:49:47,622 --> 00:49:47,614
& nbsp

1979
00:49:47,624 --> 00:49:48,880
he cuts some people,

1980
00:49:48,890 --> 00:49:48,882
& nbsp

1981
00:49:48,892 --> 00:49:51,049
and the person pulls the next one
on him and says, "Pull Over".

1982
00:49:51,059 --> 00:49:51,051
& nbsp

1983
00:49:51,061 --> 00:49:53,750
He pulls the car up, he
like, "Get out of the vehicle",

1984
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:53,752
& nbsp

1985
00:49:53,762 --> 00:49:57,522
take a pencil, draw a circle, say,
"Stay in the circle, don't move".

1986
00:49:57,532 --> 00:49:57,524
& nbsp

1987
00:49:57,534 --> 00:50:00,190
He stands there, he turns around
, picks up a baseball bat,

1988
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:00,192
& nbsp

1989
00:50:00,202 --> 00:50:01,993
and start breaking all of the windows, boom, boom.

1990
00:50:02,003 --> 00:50:01,995
& nbsp

1991
00:50:02,005 --> 00:50:05,362
He turned around, the girl entered the floor, laughed, ha-ha.

1992
00:50:05,372 --> 00:50:05,364
& nbsp

1993
00:50:05,374 --> 00:50:06,730
He is like, "What's funny?"

1994
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:06,732
& nbsp

1995
00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:09,801
Take a match, turn it on
cars, blow nonsense.

1996
00:50:09,811 --> 00:50:09,803
& nbsp

1997
00:50:09,813 --> 00:50:11,869
Apparently, the girl
Dead on the floor, laughing.

1998
00:50:11,879 --> 00:50:11,871
& nbsp

1999
00:50:11,881 --> 00:50:14,038
He said, "Are you stupid or stupid?
Something funny?"

2000
00:50:14,048 --> 00:50:14,040
& nbsp

2001
00:50:14,050 --> 00:50:17,741
He goes, "I'm stupid? Every time you
I turn around, I'm out of the circle."

2002
00:50:17,751 --> 00:50:17,743
& nbsp

2003
00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:18,945
[audience laughs]

2004
00:50:18,955 --> 00:50:25,752
& nbsp

2005
00:50:25,762 --> 00:50:29,052
Because you don't do it
looks like a bad person to me

2006
00:50:29,062 --> 00:50:29,054
& nbsp

2007
00:50:29,064 --> 00:50:31,089
My smile

2008
00:50:31,099 --> 00:50:31,091
& nbsp

2009
00:50:31,101 --> 00:50:32,556
It has been throwing people away for years.

2010
00:50:32,566 --> 00:50:32,558
& nbsp

2011
00:50:32,568 --> 00:50:34,759
You should have seen my first mugshot.

2012
00:50:34,769 --> 00:50:34,761
& nbsp

2013
00:50:34,771 --> 00:50:36,393
Looks like I won the lottery.

2014
00:50:36,403 --> 00:50:36,395
& nbsp

2015
00:50:36,405 --> 00:50:38,096
Can you be serious, for once?

2016
00:50:38,106 --> 00:50:38,098
& nbsp

2017
00:50:38,108 --> 00:50:40,697
[cellphone beeps]

2018
00:50:40,707 --> 00:50:40,699
& nbsp

2019
00:50:40,709 --> 00:50:41,934
I will take this

2020
00:50:41,944 --> 00:50:43,136
& nbsp

2021
00:50:43,146 --> 00:50:44,402
Hello.

2022
00:50:44,412 --> 00:50:44,404
& nbsp

2023
00:50:44,414 --> 00:50:45,536
Derek.

2024
00:50:45,546 --> 00:50:45,538
& nbsp

2025
00:50:45,548 --> 00:50:48,239
When Hashem gives you a gift,

2026
00:50:48,249 --> 00:50:48,241
& nbsp

2027
00:50:48,251 --> 00:50:49,840
You have to go with it.

2028
00:50:49,850 --> 00:50:49,842
& nbsp

2029
00:50:49,852 --> 00:50:53,277
So be prepared to curl up, throw
and start to get nervous,

2030
00:50:53,287 --> 00:50:53,279
& nbsp

2031
00:50:53,289 --> 00:50:54,911
Because you got the <i> The Show</i>

2032
00:50:54,921 --> 00:50:54,913
& nbsp

2033
00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:57,514
- Bob?
- <i> Who else?</i>

2034
00:50:57,524 --> 00:50:57,516
& nbsp

2035
00:50:57,526 --> 00:50:59,049
I don't know, anyone except Bob.

2036
00:50:59,059 --> 00:50:59,051
& nbsp

2037
00:50:59,061 --> 00:51:00,851
Bubbale, you get a <i> show.</i>

2038
00:51:00,861 --> 00:51:00,853
& nbsp

2039
00:51:00,863 --> 00:51:04,855
This is the key, I send them
videos and they like it.

2040
00:51:04,865 --> 00:51:04,857
& nbsp

2041
00:51:04,867 --> 00:51:05,922
We have dates.

2042
00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:05,924
& nbsp

2043
00:51:05,934 --> 00:51:08,458
Bob, you messed up my life, seriously.

2044
00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:08,460
& nbsp

2045
00:51:08,470 --> 00:51:10,594
This is a lifetime opportunity.

2046
00:51:10,604 --> 00:51:10,596
& nbsp

2047
00:51:10,606 --> 00:51:13,563
Comic careers are made
by performing <i> Performances.</i>

2048
00:51:13,573 --> 00:51:13,565
& nbsp

2049
00:51:13,575 --> 00:51:15,766
Look, I appreciate it, I really did it.

2050
00:51:15,776 --> 00:51:15,768
& nbsp

2051
00:51:15,778 --> 00:51:17,037
But I can't do it.

2052
00:51:17,047 --> 00:51:18,404
& nbsp

2053
00:51:18,414 --> 00:51:19,936
I will let the marinade.

2054
00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:19,938
& nbsp

2055
00:51:19,948 --> 00:51:21,038
<i>Alright, marinate.</i>

2056
00:51:21,048 --> 00:51:21,040
& nbsp

2057
00:51:21,050 --> 00:51:22,406
I can't do it.
I appreciate it

2058
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:22,408
& nbsp

2059
00:51:22,418 --> 00:51:23,974
Listen, thank you, but, no thanks.

2060
00:51:23,984 --> 00:51:23,976
& nbsp

2061
00:51:23,986 --> 00:51:26,879
Good, I'll call you
tomorrow.
We will close the deal.

2062
00:51:26,889 --> 00:51:28,214
& nbsp

2063
00:51:28,224 --> 00:51:29,950
Hello, Hello

2064
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,650
& nbsp

2065
00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:33,583
What did he say?

2066
00:51:33,593 --> 00:51:33,585
& nbsp

2067
00:51:33,595 --> 00:51:36,186
I said that
all in your head, bro.

2068
00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:36,188
& nbsp

2069
00:51:36,198 --> 00:51:39,623
I mean, why not try to find a girl who doesn't drive you crazy?

2070
00:51:39,633 --> 00:51:39,625
& nbsp

2071
00:51:39,635 --> 00:51:41,426
They are out there, you know.

2072
00:51:41,436 --> 00:51:41,428
& nbsp

2073
00:51:41,438 --> 00:51:44,594
[Sal] my intestine says that he is there
His hand is on another man now.

2074
00:51:44,604 --> 00:51:44,596
& nbsp

2075
00:51:44,606 --> 00:51:45,798
Both hands.

2076
00:51:45,808 --> 00:51:48,868
& nbsp

2077
00:51:48,878 --> 00:51:50,000
You only gel your hair?

2078
00:51:50,010 --> 00:51:50,002
& nbsp

2079
00:51:50,012 --> 00:51:51,902
I put a little spritz in it.

2080
00:51:51,912 --> 00:51:51,904
& nbsp

2081
00:51:51,914 --> 00:51:53,337
Try something new.

2082
00:51:53,347 --> 00:51:53,339
& nbsp

2083
00:51:53,349 --> 00:51:54,438
That's good.

2084
00:51:54,448 --> 00:51:54,440
& nbsp

2085
00:51:54,450 --> 00:51:56,175
- thank you
- [knock on the door]

2086
00:51:56,185 --> 00:51:57,310
& nbsp

2087
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,713
Uh, this is this bad train accident.

2088
00:51:59,723 --> 00:52:06,118
& nbsp

2089
00:52:06,128 --> 00:52:08,652
How are you doing, Marshall?

2090
00:52:08,662 --> 00:52:08,654
& nbsp

2091
00:52:08,664 --> 00:52:13,123
I have a problem drinking and I have a crush on a South American prostitute.

2092
00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:13,125
& nbsp

2093
00:52:13,135 --> 00:52:14,727
What is my appearance?

2094
00:52:14,737 --> 00:52:16,362
& nbsp

2095
00:52:16,372 --> 00:52:17,798
Everything is there

2096
00:52:17,808 --> 00:52:21,433
& nbsp

2097
00:52:21,443 --> 00:52:24,570
Here it is, this is where
He spends most of his time.

2098
00:52:24,580 --> 00:52:26,572
& nbsp

2099
00:52:26,582 --> 00:52:28,739
How are you doing?
Sammy?

2100
00:52:28,749 --> 00:52:28,741
& nbsp

2101
00:52:28,751 --> 00:52:31,308
You know, I've been in this job for almost 20 years,

2102
00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:31,310
& nbsp

2103
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:36,947
and I have never seen ingratiate
themselves in a community so fast.

2104
00:52:36,957 --> 00:52:36,949
& nbsp

2105
00:52:36,959 --> 00:52:39,083
The person finds the call.

2106
00:52:39,093 --> 00:52:39,085
& nbsp

2107
00:52:39,095 --> 00:52:40,418
Must give it to it, right?

2108
00:52:40,428 --> 00:52:40,420
& nbsp

2109
00:52:40,430 --> 00:52:41,985
We will give it to him, alright.

2110
00:52:41,995 --> 00:52:41,987
& nbsp

2111
00:52:41,997 --> 00:52:45,822
Yeah, well, he's close.
So
must be up fast enough.

2112
00:52:45,832 --> 00:52:45,824
& nbsp

2113
00:52:45,834 --> 00:52:47,458
Good.

2114
00:52:47,468 --> 00:52:47,460
& nbsp

2115
00:52:47,470 --> 00:52:50,328
We will give another
20 when the job is complete

2116
00:52:50,338 --> 00:52:50,330
& nbsp

2117
00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:52,566
Then I will see you soon.

2118
00:52:52,576 --> 00:52:59,371
& nbsp

2119
00:52:59,381 --> 00:53:00,907
[close the door]

2120
00:53:00,917 --> 00:53:03,076
& nbsp

2121
00:53:03,086 --> 00:53:06,344
Marshalls this big city is
always on the verge of something,

2122
00:53:06,354 --> 00:53:06,346
& nbsp

2123
00:53:06,356 --> 00:53:10,047
always on the verge of
corruption, I don't know

2124
00:53:10,057 --> 00:53:10,049
& nbsp

2125
00:53:10,059 --> 00:53:14,918
This is just confusion over a
crossword puzzle on a blind person on Tuesday.

2126
00:53:14,928 --> 00:53:14,920
& nbsp

2127
00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:15,987
- Achoo
- Bless you.

2128
00:53:15,997 --> 00:53:15,989
& nbsp

2129
00:53:15,999 --> 00:53:17,621
Thank you dear
Achoo.

2130
00:53:17,631 --> 00:53:17,623
& nbsp

2131
00:53:17,633 --> 00:53:19,023
- Bless you.
- Thank you, dear.

2132
00:53:19,033 --> 00:53:19,025
& nbsp

2133
00:53:19,035 --> 00:53:20,991
Well, why don't you check
Marshall notes?

2134
00:53:21,001 --> 00:53:20,993
& nbsp

2135
00:53:21,003 --> 00:53:24,362
You know, find out if he succeeded
calls to the New York area recently,

2136
00:53:24,372 --> 00:53:24,364
& nbsp

2137
00:53:24,374 --> 00:53:26,264
and if so, for whom.

2138
00:53:26,274 --> 00:53:26,266
& nbsp

2139
00:53:26,276 --> 00:53:27,965
That's a good idea.

2140
00:53:27,975 --> 00:53:27,967
& nbsp

2141
00:53:27,977 --> 00:53:30,801
I will do it myself but that's the case
A strong idea still, baby.

2142
00:53:30,811 --> 00:53:30,803
& nbsp

2143
00:53:30,813 --> 00:53:34,105
I'm just trying to help.
Right,
Rex?
Mother just wants to help.

2144
00:53:34,115 --> 00:53:34,107
& nbsp

2145
00:53:34,117 --> 00:53:35,306
Right.

2146
00:53:35,316 --> 00:53:35,308
& nbsp

2147
00:53:35,318 --> 00:53:37,440
Rex, did you brush
teeth this morning

2148
00:53:37,450 --> 00:53:37,442
& nbsp

2149
00:53:37,452 --> 00:53:40,079
No, I rest from the brush.

2150
00:53:40,089 --> 00:53:41,547
& nbsp

2151
00:53:41,557 --> 00:53:43,781
Need to take a break from the brush.

2152
00:53:43,791 --> 00:53:43,783
& nbsp

2153
00:53:43,793 --> 00:53:45,782
That Marshall is a real work, huh?

2154
00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:45,784
& nbsp

2155
00:53:45,794 --> 00:53:49,420
Yes, it looks like he has 20 years of bad luck.

2156
00:53:49,430 --> 00:53:49,422
& nbsp

2157
00:53:49,432 --> 00:53:51,825
Someone else will
see some bad luck today.

2158
00:53:51,835 --> 00:53:59,799
& nbsp

2159
00:53:59,809 --> 00:54:01,068
[door open]

2160
00:54:01,078 --> 00:54:04,871
& nbsp

2161
00:54:04,881 --> 00:54:06,270
Can I help you?

2162
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:06,272
& nbsp

2163
00:54:06,282 --> 00:54:08,239
We are looking for our friends.

2164
00:54:08,249 --> 00:54:08,241
& nbsp

2165
00:54:08,251 --> 00:54:09,810
We heard he was inside.

2166
00:54:09,820 --> 00:54:15,080
& nbsp

2167
00:54:15,090 --> 00:54:16,849
Only friends here are mine.

2168
00:54:16,859 --> 00:54:20,152
& nbsp

2169
00:54:20,162 --> 00:54:21,985
Back up, Earl.

2170
00:54:21,995 --> 00:54:21,987
& nbsp

2171
00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:25,989
Yeah, I'll be back, but I
here if you need me

2172
00:54:25,999 --> 00:54:25,991
& nbsp

2173
00:54:26,001 --> 00:54:27,791
I am a drinker, boy.

2174
00:54:27,801 --> 00:54:27,793
& nbsp

2175
00:54:27,803 --> 00:54:31,795
I do nonsense during the day.

2176
00:54:31,805 --> 00:54:31,797
& nbsp

2177
00:54:31,807 --> 00:54:33,099
Let's Dance.

2178
00:54:33,109 --> 00:54:35,667
& nbsp

2179
00:54:35,677 --> 00:54:37,668
No, where is he?

2180
00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:37,670
& nbsp

2181
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,436
I feel your confidence

2182
00:54:39,446 --> 00:54:39,438
& nbsp

2183
00:54:39,448 --> 00:54:40,841
of your panting chest

2184
00:54:40,851 --> 00:54:42,375
& nbsp

2185
00:54:42,385 --> 00:54:44,211
and your beautiful hair

2186
00:54:44,221 --> 00:54:45,310
& nbsp

2187
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,377
But we don't know your friends.

2188
00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:47,379
& nbsp

2189
00:54:47,389 --> 00:54:49,513
We don't make new friends.

2190
00:54:49,523 --> 00:54:49,515
& nbsp

2191
00:54:49,525 --> 00:54:51,348
The long list is closed.

2192
00:54:51,358 --> 00:54:51,350
& nbsp

2193
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,384
Yes.

2194
00:54:53,394 --> 00:54:53,386
& nbsp

2195
00:54:53,396 --> 00:54:55,886
Maybe this will help.

2196
00:54:55,896 --> 00:54:55,888
& nbsp

2197
00:54:55,898 --> 00:54:58,225
Oh no.

2198
00:54:58,235 --> 00:55:06,466
& nbsp

2199
00:55:06,476 --> 00:55:08,933
You can check inside if you want.

2200
00:55:08,943 --> 00:55:08,935
& nbsp

2201
00:55:08,945 --> 00:55:10,203
Go ahead.

2202
00:55:10,213 --> 00:55:14,473
& nbsp

2203
00:55:14,483 --> 00:55:17,040
You have a big taste in hair.

2204
00:55:17,050 --> 00:55:17,042
& nbsp

2205
00:55:17,052 --> 00:55:18,244
But this isn't over yet.

2206
00:55:18,254 --> 00:55:20,045
& nbsp

2207
00:55:20,055 --> 00:55:21,347
Let's go.

2208
00:55:21,357 --> 00:55:24,484
& nbsp

2209
00:55:24,494 --> 00:55:26,650
Bad people send us
directly to the clubhouse

2210
00:55:26,660 --> 00:55:26,652
& nbsp

2211
00:55:26,662 --> 00:55:29,819
Time to pay a visit to Marshall.

2212
00:55:29,829 --> 00:55:29,821
& nbsp

2213
00:55:29,831 --> 00:55:32,355
We can stay here if you need us.

2214
00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:32,357
& nbsp

2215
00:55:32,367 --> 00:55:35,960
I don't really like sleeping parties
with dudes and I don't bring my pajamas,

2216
00:55:35,970 --> 00:55:35,962
& nbsp

2217
00:55:35,972 --> 00:55:38,929
but I can see you very, very scared.

2218
00:55:38,939 --> 00:55:38,931
& nbsp

2219
00:55:38,941 --> 00:55:42,732
I guess the rifle and the ax vibrate
I will take a moment.

2220
00:55:42,742 --> 00:55:42,734
& nbsp

2221
00:55:42,744 --> 00:55:44,467
How did they find me?

2222
00:55:44,477 --> 00:55:44,469
& nbsp

2223
00:55:44,479 --> 00:55:46,170
I am in Wisconsin.

2224
00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:46,172
& nbsp

2225
00:55:46,182 --> 00:55:47,871
Hmm.

2226
00:55:47,881 --> 00:55:47,873
& nbsp

2227
00:55:47,883 --> 00:55:51,474
- Most specifically considering your tiny petite.
- I'm 5'7 "

2228
00:55:51,484 --> 00:55:51,476
& nbsp

2229
00:55:51,486 --> 00:55:53,543
I think it's a bit of a lie.

2230
00:55:53,553 --> 00:55:53,545
& nbsp

2231
00:55:53,555 --> 00:55:54,712
5 '6 and half.

2232
00:55:54,722 --> 00:55:54,714
& nbsp

2233
00:55:54,724 --> 00:55:57,581
I think you are still lying to yourself.

2234
00:55:57,591 --> 00:55:57,583
& nbsp

2235
00:55:57,593 --> 00:55:58,915
5'6 ", honest.

2236
00:55:58,925 --> 00:55:58,917
& nbsp

2237
00:55:58,927 --> 00:56:00,451
Leave it alone.

2238
00:56:00,461 --> 00:56:00,453
& nbsp

2239
00:56:00,463 --> 00:56:01,552
Maybe like 5'4".

2240
00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:01,554
& nbsp

2241
00:56:01,564 --> 00:56:03,290
And you all through the internet.

2242
00:56:03,300 --> 00:56:06,592
& nbsp

2243
00:56:06,602 --> 00:56:08,159
[man on radio] <i> Hey,
this is Mike Stevens,</i>

2244
00:56:08,169 --> 00:56:08,161
& nbsp

2245
00:56:08,171 --> 00:56:11,261
<i>welcome back to 106.5 WKTU.</i>

2246
00:56:11,271 --> 00:56:11,263
& nbsp

2247
00:56:11,273 --> 00:56:12,962
<i>Some local gossip news here,</i>

2248
00:56:12,972 --> 00:56:12,964
& nbsp

2249
00:56:12,974 --> 00:56:16,232
<i>we hear local comedians and
internet sensations, Derek Hesh</i>

2250
00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:16,234
& nbsp

2251
00:56:16,244 --> 00:56:19,069
<i>will announce that he
goes to Ian Cams' window.</i>

2252
00:56:19,079 --> 00:56:19,071
& nbsp

2253
00:56:19,081 --> 00:56:21,505
<i>Everything will go down tonight
in Corner Parks.</i>

2254
00:56:21,515 --> 00:56:21,507
& nbsp

2255
00:56:21,517 --> 00:56:23,107
<i>Looking forward to winning tickets this week</i>

2256
00:56:23,117 --> 00:56:23,109
& nbsp

2257
00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:27,080
<i>and only shoot two
hours in Grand Rapids.</i>

2258
00:56:27,090 --> 00:56:31,317
& nbsp

2259
00:56:31,327 --> 00:56:36,156
I tried eating pussy puppets
and I splashed on my teeth.

2260
00:56:36,166 --> 00:56:39,058
& nbsp

2261
00:56:39,068 --> 00:56:41,592
[ventriloquist] All right,
That is enough, we have to go.

2262
00:56:41,602 --> 00:56:41,594
& nbsp

2263
00:56:41,604 --> 00:56:43,494
Good.

2264
00:56:43,504 --> 00:56:43,496
& nbsp

2265
00:56:43,506 --> 00:56:46,362
Destroyed pussy and my night.

2266
00:56:46,372 --> 00:56:46,364
& nbsp

2267
00:56:46,374 --> 00:56:51,168
Let's go there so you can
all feel bad about our lives.

2268
00:56:51,178 --> 00:56:51,170
& nbsp

2269
00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:53,103
That's a good idea.

2270
00:56:53,113 --> 00:56:53,105
& nbsp

2271
00:56:53,115 --> 00:56:54,371
Women and men,

2272
00:56:54,381 --> 00:56:54,373
& nbsp

2273
00:56:54,383 --> 00:56:56,906
responsible person
The success of this place,

2274
00:56:56,916 --> 00:56:56,908
& nbsp

2275
00:56:56,918 --> 00:57:00,179
and he did <i> The Show, </i> Derek Hesh.

2276
00:57:00,189 --> 00:57:10,089
& nbsp

2277
00:57:10,099 --> 00:57:11,825
What
Oh!

2278
00:57:11,835 --> 00:57:24,002
& nbsp

2279
00:57:24,012 --> 00:57:27,737
You know, the first time I came
Here, I don't know what I'm doing.

2280
00:57:27,747 --> 00:57:27,739
& nbsp

2281
00:57:30,416 --> 00:57:30,408
& nbsp

2282
00:57:30,418 --> 00:57:32,743
and you laugh.

2283
00:57:32,753 --> 00:57:32,745
& nbsp

2284
00:57:32,755 --> 00:57:34,847
And that makes me feel really good.

2285
00:57:34,857 --> 00:57:37,650
& nbsp

2286
00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:39,152
But unfortunately,

2287
00:57:39,162 --> 00:57:41,219
& nbsp

2288
00:57:41,229 --> 00:57:42,521
this is the end for me

2289
00:57:42,531 --> 00:57:45,290
& nbsp

2290
00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:46,859
I can't do <i> Performances.</i>

2291
00:57:46,869 --> 00:57:49,328
& nbsp

2292
00:57:49,338 --> 00:57:51,497
Derek Hesh isn't even my name.

2293
00:57:51,507 --> 00:57:53,031
& nbsp

2294
00:57:53,041 --> 00:57:55,367
Derek Hesh is his name
the government gave me

2295
00:57:55,377 --> 00:58:01,274
& nbsp

2296
00:58:01,284 --> 00:58:03,343
My name is Sammy Legucci.

2297
00:58:03,353 --> 00:58:05,812
& nbsp

2298
00:58:05,822 --> 00:58:08,712
I am a little gangster from Brooklyn

2299
00:58:08,722 --> 00:58:08,714
& nbsp

2300
00:58:08,724 --> 00:58:11,350
and I decided to testify
against my best friends

2301
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,752
& nbsp

2302
00:58:12,762 --> 00:58:15,588
The government puts me here
so they can protect me.

2303
00:58:15,598 --> 00:58:16,688
& nbsp

2304
00:58:16,698 --> 00:58:19,355
They don't really do a good job.

2305
00:58:19,365 --> 00:58:19,357
& nbsp

2306
00:58:19,367 --> 00:58:21,324
You don't know these people.

2307
00:58:21,334 --> 00:58:21,326
& nbsp

2308
00:58:21,336 --> 00:58:23,427
Wait here, excuse me.

2309
00:58:23,437 --> 00:58:23,429
& nbsp

2310
00:58:23,439 --> 00:58:25,663
Wait a minute, excuse me.

2311
00:58:25,673 --> 00:58:25,665
& nbsp

2312
00:58:25,675 --> 00:58:29,833
Excuse me, Derek or Sammy
or whatever your name is,

2313
00:58:29,843 --> 00:58:29,835
& nbsp

2314
00:58:29,845 --> 00:58:32,369
can you just sit
I have something to say.

2315
00:58:32,379 --> 00:58:32,371
& nbsp

2316
00:58:32,381 --> 00:58:33,873
Sit down.

2317
00:58:33,883 --> 00:58:36,609
& nbsp

2318
00:58:36,619 --> 00:58:39,643
You wake people in this city.

2319
00:58:39,653 --> 00:58:39,645
& nbsp

2320
00:58:39,655 --> 00:58:41,511
I lost my wife,

2321
00:58:41,521 --> 00:58:41,513
& nbsp

2322
00:58:41,523 --> 00:58:43,647
love in my life,

2323
00:58:43,657 --> 00:58:43,649
& nbsp

2324
00:58:43,659 --> 00:58:45,617
That woman means everything to me.

2325
00:58:45,627 --> 00:58:47,185
& nbsp

2326
00:58:47,195 --> 00:58:49,021
Sure, I lost him

2327
00:58:49,031 --> 00:58:50,089
& nbsp

2328
00:58:50,099 --> 00:58:51,755
a few blocks away

2329
00:58:51,765 --> 00:58:51,757
& nbsp

2330
00:58:51,767 --> 00:58:53,857
to scratch berry farmers.

2331
00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:53,859
& nbsp

2332
00:58:53,869 --> 00:58:56,360
What is this?

2333
00:58:56,370 --> 00:58:56,362
& nbsp

2334
00:58:56,372 --> 00:58:57,895
The point is,

2335
00:58:57,905 --> 00:58:57,897
& nbsp

2336
00:58:57,907 --> 00:59:00,630
You give me a way out.

2337
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:00,632
& nbsp

2338
00:59:00,642 --> 00:59:02,232
So, thank you

2339
00:59:02,242 --> 00:59:02,234
& nbsp

2340
00:59:02,244 --> 00:59:03,433
[Clint] me too

2341
00:59:03,443 --> 00:59:03,435
& nbsp

2342
00:59:03,445 --> 00:59:04,701
Dirt.

2343
00:59:04,711 --> 00:59:04,703
& nbsp

2344
00:59:04,713 --> 00:59:06,372
I'm famous for you, bro.

2345
00:59:06,382 --> 00:59:14,413
& nbsp

2346
00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:16,882
& nbsp

2347
00:59:16,892 --> 00:59:18,616
and

2348
00:59:18,626 --> 00:59:18,618
& nbsp

2349
00:59:18,628 --> 00:59:22,585
Most of you people fucking know me because
you might drive me home when I'm drunk.

2350
00:59:22,595 --> 00:59:22,587
& nbsp

2351
00:59:22,597 --> 00:59:25,456
But, guess what, it's not me now.

2352
00:59:25,466 --> 00:59:25,458
& nbsp

2353
00:59:25,468 --> 00:59:27,590
Good?

2354
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:27,592
& nbsp

2355
00:59:27,602 --> 00:59:29,262
I saw the video

2356
00:59:29,272 --> 00:59:31,029
& nbsp

2357
00:59:31,039 --> 00:59:35,001
and I see the anger that made me
The best of me and I cried.

2358
00:59:35,011 --> 00:59:38,337
& nbsp

2359
00:59:38,347 --> 00:59:39,770
I cry.

2360
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:39,772
& nbsp

2361
00:59:39,782 --> 00:59:41,471
For the first time in my life.

2362
00:59:41,481 --> 00:59:41,473
& nbsp

2363
00:59:41,483 --> 00:59:43,172
And I do not know what you're...

2364
00:59:43,182 --> 00:59:43,174
& nbsp

2365
00:59:43,184 --> 00:59:46,509
If you damn people know what 35
years of hidden tears look like,

2366
00:59:46,519 --> 00:59:46,511
& nbsp

2367
00:59:46,521 --> 00:59:48,080
I will tell you.

2368
00:59:48,090 --> 00:59:49,949
& nbsp

2369
00:59:49,959 --> 00:59:52,352
It's like my eyes
go to the bathroom

2370
00:59:52,362 --> 00:59:53,853
& nbsp

2371
00:59:53,863 --> 00:59:56,619
Every eye, individually,
just fucking peeing

2372
00:59:56,629 --> 00:59:56,621
& nbsp

2373
00:59:56,631 --> 00:59:57,855
Fuck...

2374
00:59:57,865 --> 00:59:57,857
& nbsp

2375
00:59:57,867 --> 00:59:59,822
One time in third grade,
a poor young man

2376
00:59:59,832 --> 00:59:59,824
& nbsp

2377
00:59:59,834 --> 01:00:03,460
makes expensive call errors
I am stupid when I am speaking,

2378
01:00:03,470 --> 01:00:03,462
& nbsp

2379
01:00:03,472 --> 01:00:06,366
So, I chewed his nose
and pushed him off the bridge.

2380
01:00:06,376 --> 01:00:07,799
& nbsp

2381
01:00:07,809 --> 01:00:09,368
I take care of that.

2382
01:00:09,378 --> 01:00:10,703
& nbsp

2383
01:00:10,713 --> 01:00:12,272
But I digress.

2384
01:00:12,282 --> 01:00:13,940
& nbsp

2385
01:00:13,950 --> 01:00:17,074
You know, I never
see my sister so happy

2386
01:00:17,084 --> 01:00:17,076
& nbsp

2387
01:00:17,086 --> 01:00:20,911
It used to see it bad
relationship after a bad relationship

2388
01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:20,913
& nbsp

2389
01:00:20,923 --> 01:00:22,715
after a bad relationship

2390
01:00:22,725 --> 01:00:23,882
& nbsp

2391
01:00:23,892 --> 01:00:26,016
Usually have to enter

2392
01:00:26,026 --> 01:00:26,018
& nbsp

2393
01:00:26,028 --> 01:00:27,486
and hit people very hard.

2394
01:00:27,496 --> 01:00:29,355
& nbsp

2395
01:00:29,365 --> 01:00:31,755
So I don't really care what your real name is,

2396
01:00:31,765 --> 01:00:31,757
& nbsp

2397
01:00:31,767 --> 01:00:33,326
or what you did in your past,

2398
01:00:33,336 --> 01:00:34,527
& nbsp

2399
01:00:34,537 --> 01:00:36,129
or even how high you are.

2400
01:00:36,139 --> 01:00:37,295
& nbsp

2401
01:00:37,305 --> 01:00:38,761
I only know that

2402
01:00:38,771 --> 01:00:38,763
& nbsp

2403
01:00:38,773 --> 01:00:40,998
You make it really happy

2404
01:00:41,008 --> 01:00:41,000
& nbsp

2405
01:00:41,010 --> 01:00:45,835
And, um, he's happy
means a lot to me, so...

2406
01:00:45,845 --> 01:00:45,837
& nbsp

2407
01:00:45,847 --> 01:00:50,406
So I say if you want to go do <i> The
Show </i> then just go.

2408
01:00:50,416 --> 01:00:50,408
& nbsp

2409
01:00:50,418 --> 01:00:52,275
Iron Badgers is back.

2410
01:00:52,285 --> 01:00:52,277
& nbsp

2411
01:00:52,287 --> 01:00:54,379
[cheering]

2412
01:00:54,389 --> 01:01:03,388
& nbsp

2413
01:01:03,398 --> 01:01:05,190
Let's do it.

2414
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,893
& nbsp

2415
01:01:07,903 --> 01:01:09,692
Do you like Italian food?

2416
01:01:09,702 --> 01:01:09,694
& nbsp

2417
01:01:09,704 --> 01:01:12,429
I like Italian food, I go to Italy
restaurants in this city, amazing.

2418
01:01:12,439 --> 01:01:12,431
& nbsp

2419
01:01:12,441 --> 01:01:13,931
I entered,

2420
01:01:13,941 --> 01:01:13,933
& nbsp

2421
01:01:13,943 --> 01:01:15,933
The waiter came, he gave me a menu.

2422
01:01:15,943 --> 01:01:15,935
& nbsp

2423
01:01:15,945 --> 01:01:18,335
I like, "Excuse me, what about
Is the paste here?"

2424
01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:18,337
& nbsp

2425
01:01:18,347 --> 01:01:19,770
He goes, "This is $ 21."

2426
01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:19,772
& nbsp

2427
01:01:19,782 --> 01:01:21,572
I go,

2428
01:01:21,582 --> 01:01:21,574
& nbsp

2429
01:01:21,584 --> 01:01:23,273
"Who asks, what?"

2430
01:01:23,283 --> 01:01:23,275
& nbsp

2431
01:01:23,285 --> 01:01:25,708
He is like, "I don't know,
No one ordered it, the price is $ 21."

2432
01:01:25,718 --> 01:01:25,710
& nbsp

2433
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,976
The difference is, where do I come from,

2434
01:01:26,986 --> 01:01:26,978
& nbsp

2435
01:01:26,988 --> 01:01:29,045
You go to Italy
restaurant for an experience.

2436
01:01:29,055 --> 01:01:29,047
& nbsp

2437
01:01:29,057 --> 01:01:30,647
This is a real experience, you enter,

2438
01:01:30,657 --> 01:01:30,649
& nbsp

2439
01:01:30,659 --> 01:01:32,949
a man named Joey walked over,
he was like, "how are you doing?"

2440
01:01:32,959 --> 01:01:32,951
& nbsp

2441
01:01:32,961 --> 01:01:36,552
are you good? "," Good, I'm good. "
" Yeah, sit down, what, are you hungry? "

2442
01:01:36,562 --> 01:01:36,554
& nbsp

2443
01:01:36,564 --> 01:01:38,522
" Yes, I'm thinking
Maybe we'll have pasta. "

2444
01:01:38,532 --> 01:01:38,524
& nbsp

2445
01:01:38,534 --> 01:01:40,690
" Do you want pasta? Frankie!

2446
01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:40,692
& nbsp

2447
01:01:40,702 --> 01:01:42,726
Let's persuade this person to some meatballs,

2448
01:01:42,736 --> 01:01:42,728
& nbsp

2449
01:01:42,738 --> 01:01:45,061
let's get him some penne, let's find
some spaghetti, let's find pasta.

2450
01:01:45,071 --> 01:01:45,063
& nbsp

2451
01:01:45,073 --> 01:01:46,429
What do you drink

2452
01:01:46,439 --> 01:01:46,431
& nbsp

2453
01:01:46,441 --> 01:01:48,398
"Maybe a glass of wine."
"Give him a bottle of wine."

2454
01:01:48,408 --> 01:01:48,400
& nbsp

2455
01:01:48,410 --> 01:01:50,634
I'm eating, I'm drinking, that's the best experience of my life,

2456
01:01:50,644 --> 01:01:50,636
& nbsp

2457
01:01:50,646 --> 01:01:53,603
then I ask him the bill.
Guy left,
"Bill? We don't have a bill here.

2458
01:01:53,613 --> 01:01:53,605
& nbsp

2459
01:01:53,615 --> 01:01:56,508
I mean, what do you have?"
"There are some pasta, some wine."

2460
01:01:56,518 --> 01:01:57,676
& nbsp

2461
01:01:57,686 --> 01:01:59,009
"Give me $ 300, we're good."

2462
01:01:59,019 --> 01:01:59,011
& nbsp

2463
01:01:59,021 --> 01:02:01,878
$ 300, can't be trusted

2464
01:02:01,888 --> 01:02:01,880
& nbsp

2465
01:02:01,890 --> 01:02:04,114
Do you like Jewish jokes?

2466
01:02:04,124 --> 01:02:04,116
& nbsp

2467
01:02:04,126 --> 01:02:06,449
Anyone who wants to hear Jewish jokes?

2468
01:02:06,459 --> 01:02:06,451
& nbsp

2469
01:02:06,461 --> 01:02:09,685
One day, outside the church,
There are two people standing there.

2470
01:02:09,695 --> 01:02:09,687
& nbsp

2471
01:02:09,697 --> 01:02:12,956
One person holding the sign
said, "I am a Jew, please help."

2472
01:02:12,966 --> 01:02:12,958
& nbsp

2473
01:02:12,968 --> 01:02:16,960
Right next to him, there is another boy
standing up, saying, "I'm Catholic, please help."

2474
01:02:16,970 --> 01:02:16,962
& nbsp

2475
01:02:16,972 --> 01:02:19,663
People leave the church,
they see these two people,

2476
01:02:19,673 --> 01:02:19,665
& nbsp

2477
01:02:19,675 --> 01:02:23,032
everyone walks toward Catholicism,
Obviously, it's outside the church,

2478
01:02:23,042 --> 01:02:23,034
& nbsp

2479
01:02:23,044 --> 01:02:24,368
start giving him money

2480
01:02:24,378 --> 01:02:24,370
& nbsp

2481
01:02:24,380 --> 01:02:26,002
This lasts for weeks.

2482
01:02:26,012 --> 01:02:26,004
& nbsp

2483
01:02:26,014 --> 01:02:28,505
More often, they see this man
holding the sign, which says, "I'm Jewish",

2484
01:02:28,515 --> 01:02:28,507
& nbsp

2485
01:02:28,517 --> 01:02:31,641
They go to Catholics, they
Give him more money, more money.

2486
01:02:31,651 --> 01:02:31,643
& nbsp

2487
01:02:31,653 --> 01:02:33,076
One day the pastor came out.

2488
01:02:33,086 --> 01:02:33,078
& nbsp

2489
01:02:33,088 --> 01:02:35,378
Walk to people with
marks, "I'm Jewish",

2490
01:02:35,388 --> 01:02:35,380
& nbsp

2491
01:02:35,390 --> 01:02:37,181
say, "Listen, I'll help you out,

2492
01:02:37,191 --> 01:02:37,183
& nbsp

2493
01:02:37,193 --> 01:02:39,215
You know, there is a
synagogue in the block,

2494
01:02:39,225 --> 01:02:39,217
& nbsp

2495
01:02:39,227 --> 01:02:41,018
I think if you stand there,
you will produce more money,

2496
01:02:41,028 --> 01:02:41,020
& nbsp

2497
01:02:41,030 --> 01:02:44,087
You clearly see people giving money
to men with the sign "Catholic".

2498
01:02:44,097 --> 01:02:44,089
& nbsp

2499
01:02:44,099 --> 01:02:47,690
The man looks at the priest, then looks at him
the man with the "Catholic" sign and goes,

2500
01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:47,692
& nbsp

2501
01:02:47,702 --> 01:02:50,393
"Jaco, they try
teach us how to make money."

2502
01:02:50,403 --> 01:02:50,395
& nbsp

2503
01:02:50,405 --> 01:02:52,061
[audience laughs]

2504
01:02:52,071 --> 01:02:52,063
& nbsp

2505
01:02:52,073 --> 01:02:53,800
Jews, they are the best.

2506
01:02:53,810 --> 01:02:55,500
& nbsp

2507
01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:58,235
I'm sure I'm fine, just let it go
I talked to him for a while.

2508
01:02:58,245 --> 01:02:58,237
& nbsp

2509
01:02:58,247 --> 01:03:02,371
[Maria] <i> For what?
...What for?
Sammy?</i>

2510
01:03:02,381 --> 01:03:02,373
& nbsp

2511
01:03:02,383 --> 01:03:06,275
Look, I just want
to hear his voice, okay

2512
01:03:06,285 --> 01:03:06,277
& nbsp

2513
01:03:06,287 --> 01:03:08,878
God forbids, something happens,
I just want to hear his voice.

2514
01:03:08,888 --> 01:03:08,880
& nbsp

2515
01:03:08,890 --> 01:03:12,049
Please put him on the phone, Maria, only one second?

2516
01:03:12,061 --> 01:03:14,183
<i>All right, Sammy.</i>

2517
01:03:14,193 --> 01:03:14,185
& nbsp

2518
01:03:14,195 --> 01:03:16,552
<i>Don't let him fall.</i>

2519
01:03:16,562 --> 01:03:16,554
& nbsp

2520
01:03:16,564 --> 01:03:17,823
<i>We will watch.</i>

2521
01:03:17,833 --> 01:03:19,859
& nbsp

2522
01:03:19,869 --> 01:03:22,025
Nothing will happen to you.

2523
01:03:22,035 --> 01:03:22,027
& nbsp

2524
01:03:22,037 --> 01:03:23,562
Good?
There is no.

2525
01:03:23,572 --> 01:03:28,333
& nbsp

2526
01:03:28,343 --> 01:03:30,366
You have never been in trouble,

2527
01:03:30,376 --> 01:03:30,368
& nbsp

2528
01:03:30,378 --> 01:03:33,503
this redneck won't be there
pull the trigger on you

2529
01:03:33,513 --> 01:03:33,505
& nbsp

2530
01:03:33,515 --> 01:03:35,038
We know that.

2531
01:03:35,048 --> 01:03:35,040
& nbsp

2532
01:03:35,050 --> 01:03:37,674
We just want to thank you
for making us close

2533
01:03:37,684 --> 01:03:37,676
& nbsp

2534
01:03:37,686 --> 01:03:38,808
Seriously.

2535
01:03:38,818 --> 01:03:38,810
& nbsp

2536
01:03:38,820 --> 01:03:40,777
You will get the rest of your money.

2537
01:03:40,787 --> 01:03:40,779
& nbsp

2538
01:03:40,789 --> 01:03:42,779
Well, that's very appreciated.

2539
01:03:42,789 --> 01:03:42,781
& nbsp

2540
01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:45,184
My prostitutes make me undergo couples therapy.

2541
01:03:45,194 --> 01:03:46,351
& nbsp

2542
01:03:46,361 --> 01:03:47,484
Whatever.

2543
01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:47,486
& nbsp

2544
01:03:47,496 --> 01:03:49,286
You can get us
fucking killed out there

2545
01:03:49,296 --> 01:03:49,288
& nbsp

2546
01:03:49,298 --> 01:03:51,221
Killed?
What?
Will you relax

2547
01:03:51,231 --> 01:03:51,223
& nbsp

2548
01:03:51,233 --> 01:03:53,156
No one was killed on my watch.

2549
01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:53,158
& nbsp

2550
01:03:53,168 --> 01:03:55,391
I've been doing this for 23 years...

2551
01:03:55,401 --> 01:03:55,393
& nbsp

2552
01:03:55,403 --> 01:03:56,461
Enough.

2553
01:03:56,471 --> 01:03:59,230
& nbsp

2554
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,767
No wonder this person pays
for the vagina, won't shut up.

2555
01:04:01,777 --> 01:04:03,301
& nbsp

2556
01:04:03,311 --> 01:04:05,168
What the hell, Sal?
In the car?

2557
01:04:05,178 --> 01:04:05,170
& nbsp

2558
01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:07,804
Sorry, I will clean it.

2559
01:04:07,814 --> 01:04:07,806
& nbsp

2560
01:04:07,816 --> 01:04:09,072
I'm on the edge.

2561
01:04:09,082 --> 01:04:09,074
& nbsp

2562
01:04:09,084 --> 01:04:10,940
Lorie hasn't responded in 13 hours,

2563
01:04:10,950 --> 01:04:10,942
& nbsp

2564
01:04:10,952 --> 01:04:14,744
except for two or three Ks and
"Of course, I still like you."

2565
01:04:14,754 --> 01:04:14,746
& nbsp

2566
01:04:14,756 --> 01:04:17,181
I mean, I'm really,

2567
01:04:17,191 --> 01:04:17,183
& nbsp

2568
01:04:17,193 --> 01:04:19,049
lose my mind at this time

2569
01:04:19,059 --> 01:04:19,051
& nbsp

2570
01:04:19,061 --> 01:04:21,752
[Dom] Sal, you killed a US Marshall, bro...

2571
01:04:21,762 --> 01:04:21,754
& nbsp

2572
01:04:21,764 --> 01:04:25,154
[Sal] Dude, he has
three new people like on the page,

2573
01:04:25,164 --> 01:04:25,156
& nbsp

2574
01:04:25,166 --> 01:04:27,824
from people I've never seen before.

2575
01:04:27,834 --> 01:04:27,826
& nbsp

2576
01:04:27,836 --> 01:04:30,560
- [Dom] you are not stable
- [Sal] you tell me

2577
01:04:30,570 --> 01:04:30,562
& nbsp

2578
01:04:30,572 --> 01:04:33,630
He put two pictures
from himself in underwear.

2579
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:33,632
& nbsp

2580
01:04:33,642 --> 01:04:35,465
I mean, what's the matter?

2581
01:04:35,475 --> 01:04:35,467
& nbsp

2582
01:04:35,477 --> 01:04:37,467
[Dom] Are you a woman posting
lingerie pictures on Facebook?

2583
01:04:37,477 --> 01:04:37,469
& nbsp

2584
01:04:37,479 --> 01:04:39,536
[Sal] Yes, he said, if
I can model, so does he.

2585
01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:39,538
& nbsp

2586
01:04:39,548 --> 01:04:41,003
[Dom] But you are not even a damn model.

2587
01:04:41,013 --> 01:04:41,005
& nbsp

2588
01:04:41,015 --> 01:04:43,340
[Sal] Come on, man,
Where is the support?

2589
01:04:43,350 --> 01:04:43,342
& nbsp

2590
01:04:43,352 --> 01:04:44,407
I'm working on my display book.

2591
01:04:44,417 --> 01:04:44,409
& nbsp

2592
01:04:44,419 --> 01:04:46,743
[Dom] Oh, shut up, come on.

2593
01:04:46,753 --> 01:04:46,745
& nbsp

2594
01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:48,878
Oh my God, this is a bad bastard.

2595
01:04:48,888 --> 01:04:48,880
& nbsp

2596
01:04:48,890 --> 01:04:50,349
Oh my God.

2597
01:04:50,359 --> 01:04:54,053
& nbsp

2598
01:04:54,063 --> 01:04:56,219
I am a Special Agent Nicholas.
Can we talk?

2599
01:04:56,229 --> 01:04:56,221
& nbsp

2600
01:04:56,231 --> 01:04:58,522
And do you think Marshall
calls a shot?

2601
01:04:58,532 --> 01:04:58,524
& nbsp

2602
01:04:58,534 --> 01:05:01,891
Yes, I did.
He is sleepy
disposition about him

2603
01:05:01,901 --> 01:05:01,893
& nbsp

2604
01:05:01,903 --> 01:05:05,462
And I've worked from the intestine
instincts and cornbread for 20 years.

2605
01:05:05,472 --> 01:05:05,464
& nbsp

2606
01:05:05,474 --> 01:05:09,098
Okay, I got a strong feeling
rather than redneck with a pale wife.

2607
01:05:09,108 --> 01:05:09,100
& nbsp

2608
01:05:09,110 --> 01:05:10,933
Look, this is a serious accusation, Colin.

2609
01:05:10,943 --> 01:05:10,935
& nbsp

2610
01:05:10,945 --> 01:05:12,569
Do those words come out of your mouth?

2611
01:05:12,579 --> 01:05:12,571
& nbsp

2612
01:05:12,581 --> 01:05:16,038
Nothing has been corrupted
Marshall connection since 1977.

2613
01:05:16,048 --> 01:05:16,040
& nbsp

2614
01:05:16,050 --> 01:05:17,907
I understand.

2615
01:05:17,917 --> 01:05:17,909
& nbsp

2616
01:05:17,919 --> 01:05:21,143
I understand but I'm more confident than a week
old toast in the cougar kitchen.

2617
01:05:21,153 --> 01:05:21,145
& nbsp

2618
01:05:21,155 --> 01:05:22,913
Look, my husband has a gift.

2619
01:05:22,923 --> 01:05:22,915
& nbsp

2620
01:05:22,925 --> 01:05:25,514
He said that he thought that I
daddy deceived my mother,

2621
01:05:25,524 --> 01:05:25,516
& nbsp

2622
01:05:25,526 --> 01:05:27,750
Two weeks later, they filed for divorce.

2623
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:27,752
& nbsp

2624
01:05:27,762 --> 01:05:28,719
Daddy has a lover.

2625
01:05:28,729 --> 01:05:28,721
& nbsp

2626
01:05:28,731 --> 01:05:29,453
Mm-hmm.

2627
01:05:29,463 --> 01:05:29,455
& nbsp

2628
01:05:29,465 --> 01:05:30,853
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

2629
01:05:30,863 --> 01:05:30,855
& nbsp

2630
01:05:30,865 --> 01:05:32,889
Do you know other women or?

2631
01:05:32,899 --> 01:05:32,891
& nbsp

2632
01:05:32,901 --> 01:05:36,426
A woman?
No, he left him for the age of 26
years of firefighter named Brick.

2633
01:05:36,436 --> 01:05:36,428
& nbsp

2634
01:05:36,438 --> 01:05:39,395
- Big bastard
- Oh yeah.

2635
01:05:39,405 --> 01:05:39,397
& nbsp

2636
01:05:39,407 --> 01:05:40,596
Then I'll call.

2637
01:05:40,606 --> 01:05:40,598
& nbsp

2638
01:05:40,608 --> 01:05:42,766
Humans don't ask you
a Walker Texas, buddy.

2639
01:05:42,776 --> 01:05:42,768
& nbsp

2640
01:05:42,778 --> 01:05:44,567
Go make calls

2641
01:05:44,577 --> 01:05:44,569
& nbsp

2642
01:05:44,579 --> 01:05:46,069
Why do you see my wife funny?

2643
01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:46,071
& nbsp

2644
01:05:46,081 --> 01:05:47,670
No, I don't see your wife funny?

2645
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:47,672
& nbsp

2646
01:05:47,682 --> 01:05:49,105
I just feel uncomfortable with Brick.

2647
01:05:49,115 --> 01:05:49,107
& nbsp

2648
01:05:49,117 --> 01:05:52,976
I really never cared about what someone told me.

2649
01:05:52,986 --> 01:05:52,978
& nbsp

2650
01:05:52,988 --> 01:05:57,380
Unlike your physical presence,
Your fear is very high.

2651
01:05:57,390 --> 01:05:57,382
& nbsp

2652
01:05:57,392 --> 01:05:58,781
But that's not necessary.

2653
01:05:58,791 --> 01:05:58,783
& nbsp

2654
01:05:58,793 --> 01:06:01,752
We will get to
place, assess the situation,

2655
01:06:01,762 --> 01:06:01,754
& nbsp

2656
01:06:01,764 --> 01:06:04,186
and make sure you are protected.

2657
01:06:04,196 --> 01:06:04,188
& nbsp

2658
01:06:04,198 --> 01:06:06,922
I hope that bastard tries some nonsense.

2659
01:06:06,932 --> 01:06:06,924
& nbsp

2660
01:06:06,934 --> 01:06:09,058
- No, no.
- No, no.

2661
01:06:09,068 --> 01:06:09,060
& nbsp

2662
01:06:09,070 --> 01:06:11,761
Okay, everything will be fine.

2663
01:06:11,771 --> 01:06:11,763
& nbsp

2664
01:06:11,773 --> 01:06:15,431
We will go there,
You will be amazing,

2665
01:06:15,441 --> 01:06:15,433
& nbsp

2666
01:06:15,443 --> 01:06:17,634
and then, we will go home.

2667
01:06:17,644 --> 01:06:17,636
& nbsp

2668
01:06:17,646 --> 01:06:20,606
Because I also have a way
many plans for us, okay

2669
01:06:20,616 --> 01:06:22,040
& nbsp

2670
01:06:22,050 --> 01:06:23,909
You know what God says about plans, don't you?

2671
01:06:23,919 --> 01:06:26,612
& nbsp

2672
01:06:26,622 --> 01:06:28,014
You don't know

2673
01:06:28,024 --> 01:06:43,495
& nbsp

2674
01:06:43,505 --> 01:06:44,694
Hey,

2675
01:06:44,704 --> 01:06:44,696
& nbsp

2676
01:06:44,706 --> 01:06:47,130
I want to say something to you on that stage.

2677
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:47,132
& nbsp

2678
01:06:47,142 --> 01:06:49,833
Oh, yes, what would you say?

2679
01:06:49,843 --> 01:06:49,835
& nbsp

2680
01:06:49,845 --> 01:06:55,005
I will say that you have
make my life so much better.

2681
01:06:55,015 --> 01:06:55,007
& nbsp

2682
01:06:55,017 --> 01:06:59,743
You know, whatever it is
happens between us, this...

2683
01:06:59,753 --> 01:06:59,745
& nbsp

2684
01:06:59,755 --> 01:07:01,080
just right

2685
01:07:01,090 --> 01:07:03,681
& nbsp

2686
01:07:03,691 --> 01:07:04,980
Am I right

2687
01:07:04,990 --> 01:07:04,982
& nbsp

2688
01:07:04,992 --> 01:07:07,083
I mean, if we really break it,

2689
01:07:07,093 --> 01:07:07,085
& nbsp

2690
01:07:07,095 --> 01:07:09,552
Do I make your life much better?

2691
01:07:09,562 --> 01:07:09,554
& nbsp

2692
01:07:09,564 --> 01:07:11,822
- I mean, there is a whole lie.
- Hmm.

2693
01:07:11,832 --> 01:07:11,824
& nbsp

2694
01:07:11,834 --> 01:07:14,023
- Criminal past
- Hmm.

2695
01:07:14,033 --> 01:07:14,025
& nbsp

2696
01:07:14,035 --> 01:07:16,628
Can you keep your mouth shut?

2697
01:07:16,638 --> 01:07:18,029
& nbsp

2698
01:07:19,939 --> 01:07:19,931
& nbsp

2699
01:07:19,941 --> 01:07:22,801
Well, let's introduce
Derek Hesh to the world.

2700
01:07:22,811 --> 01:07:31,877
& nbsp

2701
01:07:31,887 --> 01:07:35,715
♪

2702
01:07:35,725 --> 01:07:56,067
& nbsp

2703
01:07:56,077 --> 01:07:59,905
♪

2704
01:07:59,915 --> 01:08:07,379
& nbsp

2705
01:08:07,389 --> 01:08:09,115
That must be done.

2706
01:08:09,125 --> 01:08:12,049
& nbsp

2707
01:08:12,059 --> 01:08:16,018
For this, you two will get it
a lump when you come back, Sal.

2708
01:08:16,030 --> 01:08:17,953
<i>You and Dom both.</i>

2709
01:08:17,963 --> 01:08:17,955
& nbsp

2710
01:08:17,965 --> 01:08:19,456
<i>We have big plans for you.</i>

2711
01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:19,458
& nbsp

2712
01:08:19,468 --> 01:08:20,724
We appreciate that, Pat.

2713
01:08:20,734 --> 01:08:20,726
& nbsp

2714
01:08:20,736 --> 01:08:22,024
<i>Of course.</i>

2715
01:08:22,034 --> 01:08:22,026
& nbsp

2716
01:08:22,036 --> 01:08:23,762
What am I, beast

2717
01:08:23,772 --> 01:08:25,196
& nbsp

2718
01:08:25,206 --> 01:08:26,832
Call me when it's finished

2719
01:08:26,842 --> 01:08:30,436
& nbsp

2720
01:08:30,446 --> 01:08:32,501
You want to know the truth

2721
01:08:32,511 --> 01:08:32,503
& nbsp

2722
01:08:32,513 --> 01:08:33,636
Please, my enlightenment.

2723
01:08:33,646 --> 01:08:33,638
& nbsp

2724
01:08:33,648 --> 01:08:35,138
I will hit you with truth.

2725
01:08:35,148 --> 01:08:35,140
& nbsp

2726
01:08:35,150 --> 01:08:38,742
When a girl says "K", she doesn't care about you.

2727
01:08:38,752 --> 01:08:38,744
& nbsp

2728
01:08:38,754 --> 01:08:42,179
And when he said, "I like your
", that is not the code for love.

2729
01:08:42,189 --> 01:08:42,181
& nbsp

2730
01:08:42,191 --> 01:08:44,581
He is fucking like you, like it, that's all.

2731
01:08:44,591 --> 01:08:44,583
& nbsp

2732
01:08:44,593 --> 01:08:46,616
And he is silent at 9:00 a.m.,

2733
01:08:46,626 --> 01:08:46,618
& nbsp

2734
01:08:46,628 --> 01:08:49,519
there is a 99 percent chance
he fucks other people

2735
01:08:49,529 --> 01:08:49,521
& nbsp

2736
01:08:49,531 --> 01:08:51,488
You are crossing the line, Dom.

2737
01:08:51,498 --> 01:08:51,490
& nbsp

2738
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:54,160
You really cross the damn line!

2739
01:08:54,170 --> 01:09:10,075
& nbsp

2740
01:09:10,085 --> 01:09:13,376
Damn Sammy in every dream
I once knew, you know that.

2741
01:09:13,386 --> 01:09:13,378
& nbsp

2742
01:09:13,388 --> 01:09:16,546
Dude, children like the breast balls all.

2743
01:09:16,556 --> 01:09:16,548
& nbsp

2744
01:09:16,558 --> 01:09:19,216
Not for nothing, Sal, modeling,

2745
01:09:19,226 --> 01:09:19,218
& nbsp

2746
01:09:19,228 --> 01:09:20,850
a little out there

2747
01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:20,852
& nbsp

2748
01:09:20,862 --> 01:09:23,385
I'm not comfortable looking
in certain circles.

2749
01:09:23,395 --> 01:09:23,387
& nbsp

2750
01:09:25,066 --> 01:09:30,395
& nbsp

2751
01:09:30,405 --> 01:09:32,295
Anyway, fuck Sam.
He's a rat.

2752
01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:32,297
& nbsp

2753
01:09:32,307 --> 01:09:33,930
- Is he a rat?
- Yeah, he's a rat

2754
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:33,932
& nbsp

2755
01:09:33,942 --> 01:09:36,500
Everyone is a fucking mouse.

2756
01:09:36,510 --> 01:09:36,502
& nbsp

2757
01:09:36,512 --> 01:09:38,934
For everything we know, that's
Pat is dimming us.

2758
01:09:38,944 --> 01:09:38,936
& nbsp

2759
01:09:38,946 --> 01:09:41,003
I mean, that bastard
got intelligence on everyone

2760
01:09:41,013 --> 01:09:41,005
& nbsp

2761
01:09:41,015 --> 01:09:44,140
He knows where Sammy lives, what he does, where he goes,

2762
01:09:44,150 --> 01:09:44,142
& nbsp

2763
01:09:44,152 --> 01:09:45,841
Who else knows?

2764
01:09:45,851 --> 01:09:45,843
& nbsp

2765
01:09:45,853 --> 01:09:47,943
This is what it is, Dom.

2766
01:09:47,953 --> 01:09:47,945
& nbsp

2767
01:09:47,955 --> 01:09:50,313
Fuck phrases that are used too often.

2768
01:09:50,323 --> 01:09:50,315
& nbsp

2769
01:09:50,325 --> 01:09:51,984
Lorie likes the words.

2770
01:09:51,994 --> 01:09:53,584
& nbsp

2771
01:09:53,594 --> 01:09:55,520
[motor engine revving]

2772
01:09:55,530 --> 01:10:10,535
& nbsp

2773
01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:12,537
♪

2774
01:10:12,547 --> 01:10:17,241
& nbsp

2775
01:10:17,251 --> 01:10:19,876
[cellphone beeps]

2776
01:10:19,886 --> 01:10:19,878
& nbsp

2777
01:10:19,888 --> 01:10:21,778
I have to take this

2778
01:10:21,788 --> 01:10:21,780
& nbsp

2779
01:10:21,790 --> 01:10:22,845
Hello.

2780
01:10:22,855 --> 01:10:22,847
& nbsp

2781
01:10:22,857 --> 01:10:25,282
They say Derek Hesh is performing,

2782
01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:25,284
& nbsp

2783
01:10:25,294 --> 01:10:26,616
they don't even photograph you

2784
01:10:26,626 --> 01:10:26,618
& nbsp

2785
01:10:26,628 --> 01:10:28,350
Yes, they don't do it all the time.

2786
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:28,352
& nbsp

2787
01:10:28,362 --> 01:10:30,153
Dear God, I swear to God, Sam Legucci,

2788
01:10:30,163 --> 01:10:30,155
& nbsp

2789
01:10:30,165 --> 01:10:31,488
If you aren't on TV tonight...

2790
01:10:31,498 --> 01:10:31,490
& nbsp

2791
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:33,422
Calm down, okay

2792
01:10:33,432 --> 01:10:33,424
& nbsp

2793
01:10:33,434 --> 01:10:35,425
Wear Maddy on the phone.

2794
01:10:35,435 --> 01:10:35,427
& nbsp

2795
01:10:35,437 --> 01:10:37,726
Good, baby,

2796
01:10:37,736 --> 01:10:37,728
& nbsp

2797
01:10:37,738 --> 01:10:39,261
your father.

2798
01:10:39,271 --> 01:10:39,263
& nbsp

2799
01:10:39,273 --> 01:10:40,897
- Dad?
- Hello dear.

2800
01:10:40,907 --> 01:10:40,899
& nbsp

2801
01:10:40,909 --> 01:10:43,899
Daddy, you don't have to be so
nervous, you will be great

2802
01:10:43,909 --> 01:10:43,901
& nbsp

2803
01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:45,568
I know, listen, Maddy.

2804
01:10:45,578 --> 01:10:45,570
& nbsp

2805
01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:47,436
No matter what happens tonight,

2806
01:10:47,446 --> 01:10:47,438
& nbsp

2807
01:10:47,448 --> 01:10:48,738
I just want you to know that I love you

2808
01:10:48,748 --> 01:10:48,740
& nbsp

2809
01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:51,574
more than anything in the world, okay, baby

2810
01:10:51,584 --> 01:10:51,576
& nbsp

2811
01:10:51,586 --> 01:10:54,743
What do you mean?
This will be great.

2812
01:10:54,753 --> 01:10:54,745
& nbsp

2813
01:10:54,755 --> 01:10:56,145
I know.

2814
01:10:56,155 --> 01:10:56,147
& nbsp

2815
01:10:56,157 --> 01:10:58,247
Can you return your mother to the phone?

2816
01:10:58,257 --> 01:10:58,249
& nbsp

2817
01:10:58,259 --> 01:10:59,784
I love you, Maddy.

2818
01:10:59,794 --> 01:11:02,820
& nbsp

2819
01:11:02,830 --> 01:11:05,421
We will watch, Sammy Legucci.

2820
01:11:05,431 --> 01:11:05,423
& nbsp

2821
01:11:05,433 --> 01:11:07,122
I hope you know what you are doing.

2822
01:11:07,132 --> 01:11:07,124
& nbsp

2823
01:11:07,134 --> 01:11:08,359
Me too.

2824
01:11:08,369 --> 01:11:11,530
& nbsp

2825
01:11:11,540 --> 01:11:13,299
[beep cellphone]

2826
01:11:13,309 --> 01:11:15,467
& nbsp

2827
01:11:15,477 --> 01:11:17,167
[chuckles]

2828
01:11:17,177 --> 01:11:17,169
& nbsp

2829
01:11:17,179 --> 01:11:19,638
There must be love
there are at some point

2830
01:11:19,648 --> 01:11:21,339
& nbsp

2831
01:11:21,349 --> 01:11:24,306
I will call more like a strong and strong
.

2832
01:11:24,316 --> 01:11:24,308
& nbsp

2833
01:11:24,318 --> 01:11:26,876
Okay, what is this with Derek Hesh?

2834
01:11:26,886 --> 01:11:26,878
& nbsp

2835
01:11:26,888 --> 01:11:29,746
Uh, millions of hits, kid's blowing up,

2836
01:11:29,756 --> 01:11:29,748
& nbsp

2837
01:11:29,758 --> 01:11:31,648
I mean, this event is
very lucky to have it.

2838
01:11:31,658 --> 01:11:31,650
& nbsp

2839
01:11:31,660 --> 01:11:34,451
Well, I've heard about Chappelle.
I already
Heard of Attell, I've heard of Rock.

2840
01:11:34,463 --> 01:11:36,051
I've never heard of Hesh.

2841
01:11:36,061 --> 01:11:36,053
& nbsp

2842
01:11:36,063 --> 01:11:38,056
Well, you will be after tonight.

2843
01:11:38,066 --> 01:11:54,972
& nbsp

2844
01:11:54,982 --> 01:11:57,439
Didn't I say you would take you here?

2845
01:11:57,449 --> 01:11:57,441
& nbsp

2846
01:11:57,451 --> 01:11:58,841
Thank you, Manny.

2847
01:11:58,851 --> 01:11:58,843
& nbsp

2848
01:11:58,853 --> 01:11:59,908
Hey,

2849
01:11:59,918 --> 01:11:59,910
& nbsp

2850
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:02,979
I know this is difficult for you
to understand our world,

2851
01:12:02,989 --> 01:12:02,981
& nbsp

2852
01:12:02,991 --> 01:12:04,416
This is what we do.

2853
01:12:04,426 --> 01:12:06,450
& nbsp

2854
01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:08,019
Now, tap them.

2855
01:12:08,029 --> 01:12:17,361
& nbsp

2856
01:12:17,371 --> 01:12:18,827
"Knock them dead?"

2857
01:12:18,837 --> 01:12:18,829
& nbsp

2858
01:12:18,839 --> 01:12:20,630
What do you mean, "special bait"?

2859
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:20,632
& nbsp

2860
01:12:20,642 --> 01:12:25,300
This is welcometotheshow.
tv, and we
can watch live all their recordings.

2861
01:12:25,310 --> 01:12:25,302
& nbsp

2862
01:12:25,312 --> 01:12:28,773
We will see Daddy
TV, this will be great.

2863
01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:31,243
& nbsp

2864
01:12:31,253 --> 01:12:33,710
That will be very good, honey.

2865
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:33,712
& nbsp

2866
01:12:33,722 --> 01:12:36,779
Mother, you have to give
she breaks, she is trying

2867
01:12:36,789 --> 01:12:36,781
& nbsp

2868
01:12:36,791 --> 01:12:38,515
What else can you ask for?

2869
01:12:38,525 --> 01:12:38,517
& nbsp

2870
01:12:38,527 --> 01:12:39,849
And he's famous.

2871
01:12:39,859 --> 01:12:39,851
& nbsp

2872
01:12:39,861 --> 01:12:41,187
He is famous.

2873
01:12:41,197 --> 01:12:42,687
& nbsp

2874
01:12:42,697 --> 01:12:44,222
- Let's do it?
- good
Mm-hmm.

2875
01:12:44,232 --> 01:12:59,570
& nbsp

2876
01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:01,472
You know this is amazing right?

2877
01:13:01,482 --> 01:13:02,507
& nbsp

2878
01:13:02,517 --> 01:13:04,373
You can get your moment.

2879
01:13:04,383 --> 01:13:04,375
& nbsp

2880
01:13:04,385 --> 01:13:06,975
Not everyone can get their moments.

2881
01:13:06,985 --> 01:13:06,977
& nbsp

2882
01:13:06,987 --> 01:13:08,379
Hmm.

2883
01:13:08,389 --> 01:13:12,851
& nbsp

2884
01:13:12,861 --> 01:13:14,486
See you when it's all over.

2885
01:13:14,496 --> 01:13:19,524
& nbsp

2886
01:13:19,534 --> 01:13:22,093
[romantic pop song playing]

2887
01:13:22,103 --> 01:13:54,092
& nbsp

2888
01:13:54,102 --> 01:13:56,128
♪

2889
01:13:56,138 --> 01:14:24,054
& nbsp

2890
01:14:24,064 --> 01:14:26,926
Well, if not Don fucking Rickles.

2891
01:14:26,936 --> 01:14:29,994
& nbsp

2892
01:14:30,004 --> 01:14:31,760
[gunshot]

2893
01:14:31,770 --> 01:14:31,762
& nbsp

2894
01:14:31,772 --> 01:14:34,163
- Don't move bad luck.
- don't you move?

2895
01:14:34,173 --> 01:14:34,165
& nbsp

2896
01:14:36,811 --> 01:14:39,937
& nbsp

2897
01:14:39,947 --> 01:14:41,472
[Dom panting]

2898
01:14:41,482 --> 01:14:42,774
& nbsp

2899
01:14:42,784 --> 01:14:45,043
I'm very sick of your whining.

2900
01:14:45,053 --> 01:14:46,244
& nbsp

2901
01:14:47,654 --> 01:14:47,646
& nbsp

2902
01:14:47,656 --> 01:14:49,578
what's the matter

2903
01:14:49,588 --> 01:14:49,580
& nbsp

2904
01:14:49,590 --> 01:14:50,979
Oh my God.

2905
01:14:50,989 --> 01:14:50,981
& nbsp

2906
01:14:50,991 --> 01:14:52,982
Dom, I met some people.

2907
01:14:52,992 --> 01:14:52,984
& nbsp

2908
01:14:52,994 --> 01:14:54,516
They can hide you, come with me.

2909
01:14:54,526 --> 01:14:54,518
& nbsp

2910
01:14:54,528 --> 01:14:56,185
No, bro.

2911
01:14:56,195 --> 01:14:56,187
& nbsp

2912
01:14:58,364 --> 01:14:58,356
& nbsp

2913
01:14:58,366 --> 01:15:00,657
You're unlucky.

2914
01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:00,659
& nbsp

2915
01:15:00,669 --> 01:15:02,725
I'm proud of you, bro.

2916
01:15:02,735 --> 01:15:02,727
& nbsp

2917
01:15:02,737 --> 01:15:04,661
I always love you, Dom.

2918
01:15:04,673 --> 01:15:06,028
Thank you.

2919
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:07,263
Excuse me.

2920
01:15:07,273 --> 01:15:07,265
& nbsp

2921
01:15:08,842 --> 01:15:08,834
& nbsp

2922
01:15:08,844 --> 01:15:10,800
You are in five minutes.

2923
01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:10,802
& nbsp

2924
01:15:10,812 --> 01:15:12,534
I'm sorry.

2925
01:15:15,851 --> 01:15:18,174
I only met some old friends.

2926
01:15:18,184 --> 01:15:18,176
& nbsp

2927
01:15:18,186 --> 01:15:19,578
Okay, let's go

2928
01:15:19,588 --> 01:15:28,386
& nbsp

2929
01:15:28,396 --> 01:15:30,452
[Ian] Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the event,

2930
01:15:30,462 --> 01:15:30,454
& nbsp

2931
01:15:30,464 --> 01:15:32,956
<i>we are happy to have it,
give it, you guys,</i>

2932
01:15:32,966 --> 01:15:32,958
& nbsp

2933
01:15:32,968 --> 01:15:37,827
<i>for the very funny,
funny, Derek Hesh.</i>

2934
01:15:37,837 --> 01:15:37,829
& nbsp

2935
01:15:37,839 --> 01:15:40,195
Thank you very much, thank you

2936
01:15:42,477 --> 01:15:44,167
Maddy, look at this,

2937
01:15:44,177 --> 01:15:44,169
& nbsp

2938
01:15:50,352 --> 01:15:51,875
Um...

2939
01:16:01,994 --> 01:16:01,986
& nbsp

2940
01:16:01,996 --> 01:16:04,686
- [cheering]
- Right.

2941
01:16:04,696 --> 01:16:04,688
& nbsp

2942
01:16:04,698 --> 01:16:05,955
Thank you.

2943
01:16:05,965 --> 01:16:05,957
& nbsp

2944
01:16:05,967 --> 01:16:07,689
Um, you know, I'm not
Google or what

2945
01:16:07,699 --> 01:16:07,691
& nbsp

2946
01:16:07,701 --> 01:16:11,226
but I'm sure I'm the first
comedian in comedy history

2947
01:16:11,236 --> 01:16:11,228
& nbsp

2948
01:16:11,238 --> 01:16:14,631
to do <i> The Show </i> while
is still in the Witness Protection Program.

2949
01:16:14,641 --> 01:16:14,633
& nbsp

2950
01:16:14,643 --> 01:16:18,300
Yes, the program has new things
they try, they throw you on TV,

2951
01:16:18,310 --> 01:16:18,302
& nbsp

2952
01:16:18,312 --> 01:16:20,636
and just hope for the best.

2953
01:16:20,646 --> 01:16:20,638
& nbsp

2954
01:16:20,648 --> 01:16:22,639
Uh, but actually,

2955
01:16:22,649 --> 01:16:22,641
& nbsp

2956
01:16:22,651 --> 01:16:24,207
has a hard comment for everyone

2957
01:16:24,217 --> 01:16:24,209
& nbsp

2958
01:16:24,219 --> 01:16:26,074
actually not bad
how to enter comedy.

2959
01:16:26,084 --> 01:16:26,076
& nbsp

2960
01:16:26,086 --> 01:16:28,711
I mean, I've been in the
program for, like, a month now,

2961
01:16:28,721 --> 01:16:28,713
& nbsp

2962
01:16:28,723 --> 01:16:31,381
I must have offended the whole city.

2963
01:16:31,391 --> 01:16:31,383
& nbsp

2964
01:16:31,393 --> 01:16:33,515
<i>Um...</i>

2965
01:16:33,525 --> 01:16:33,517
& nbsp

2966
01:16:33,527 --> 01:16:35,617
But to find out how I got here,

2967
01:16:35,627 --> 01:16:35,619
& nbsp

2968
01:16:35,629 --> 01:16:38,421
we have to start with me
family, ha, my family

2969
01:16:38,431 --> 01:16:38,423
& nbsp

2970
01:16:38,433 --> 01:16:39,956
<i>My father,</i>

2971
01:16:39,966 --> 01:16:39,958
& nbsp

2972
01:16:39,968 --> 01:16:41,991
<i>the last thing he told me
Before he left, he was like,</i>

2973
01:16:42,001 --> 01:16:41,993
& nbsp

2974
01:16:42,003 --> 01:16:44,260
<i>"Son, you are the person
from home now."</i>

2975
01:16:44,270 --> 01:16:44,262
& nbsp

2976
01:16:44,272 --> 01:16:46,265
I thought to myself, "I am seven years old."

2977
01:16:46,275 --> 01:16:47,332
& nbsp

2978
01:16:47,342 --> 01:16:48,797
He is a bank robber.

2979
01:16:48,807 --> 01:16:48,799
& nbsp

2980
01:16:48,809 --> 01:16:51,300
Not good, we never have money.

2981
01:16:51,310 --> 01:16:51,302
& nbsp

2982
01:16:51,312 --> 01:16:54,237
<i>Man is extraordinary,
That person is extraordinary.</i>

2983
01:16:54,247 --> 01:16:54,239
& nbsp

2984
01:16:54,249 --> 01:16:56,906
<i>I mean, the last time I saw it,
He came out to bring a box of milk,</i>

2985
01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:56,908
& nbsp

2986
01:16:56,918 --> 01:17:00,108
<i>the next time I see him, he is in a milk carton.</i>

2987
01:17:00,118 --> 01:17:00,110
& nbsp

2988
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,478
I mean, he kept sending
I photographed himself.

2989
01:17:02,488 --> 01:17:02,480
& nbsp

2990
01:17:02,490 --> 01:17:05,614
Always wear the same
things, orange jumpsuit.

2991
01:17:05,624 --> 01:17:05,616
& nbsp

2992
01:17:05,626 --> 01:17:08,784
I just thought he liked
Halloween, what do I know, right?

2993
01:17:08,794 --> 01:17:08,786
& nbsp

2994
01:17:08,796 --> 01:17:11,921
But, you know, I promise
myself, I will never be like him,

2995
01:17:11,931 --> 01:17:11,923
& nbsp

2996
01:17:11,933 --> 01:17:15,060
no siree, I will never be like him,

2997
01:17:15,070 --> 01:17:19,330
& nbsp

2998
01:17:19,340 --> 01:17:21,029
<i>But I think life
gambles, right?</i>

2999
01:17:21,039 --> 01:17:21,031
& nbsp

3000
01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:25,068
I mean, I made everything
the way here on the bet.

3001
01:17:25,078 --> 01:17:25,070
& nbsp

3002
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:26,935
So you know what, from now on,

3003
01:17:26,945 --> 01:17:26,937
& nbsp

3004
01:17:26,947 --> 01:17:29,037
I will bet on myself.

3005
01:17:29,047 --> 01:17:29,039
& nbsp

3006
01:17:29,049 --> 01:17:31,440
That's right, I'll
bet on Sammy Legucci

3007
01:17:31,450 --> 01:17:31,442
& nbsp

3008
01:17:31,452 --> 01:17:32,908
[audience claps]

3009
01:17:32,918 --> 01:17:32,910
& nbsp

3010
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:36,981
I appreciate your time, thank you
very much, thank you, thank you

3011
01:17:36,991 --> 01:17:38,350
& nbsp

3012
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:41,050
Maddy, I love you so much
a lot, see you later

3013
01:17:41,060 --> 01:17:41,052
& nbsp

3014
01:17:41,062 --> 01:17:43,519
Thank you very much.

3015
01:17:43,529 --> 01:17:43,521
& nbsp

3016
01:17:43,531 --> 01:17:45,354
Thank you.

3017
01:17:45,364 --> 01:17:45,356
& nbsp

3018
01:17:45,366 --> 01:17:46,488
<i>Thank you.</i>

3019
01:17:46,498 --> 01:17:46,490
& nbsp

3020
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:48,558
Thank you very much.
Thank you.

3021
01:17:48,568 --> 01:17:48,560
& nbsp

3022
01:17:48,570 --> 01:17:50,561
[audience cheers]

3023
01:17:50,571 --> 01:17:51,636
& nbsp

3024
01:17:51,646 --> 01:17:56,636
Synchronize and correct by explosives

3025
01:17:56,646 --> 01:18:01,646
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