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<font color="#ffff80"><b>Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick</b>.</font>

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- It was the night
that everything had changed.

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No one could predict,
but some saw it coming.

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Fernando was my best friend.

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- Last night, my brother.

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- Yeah, man.

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Boom.

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Bills.

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- I didn't think
I could keep my secret,

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but Fernando kept his.

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You're a spy.

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I'm drunk though, I am.

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Shawn, my man.

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- Come on.

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- Oh come on man, you've
been working for three weeks,

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you're still looking for ID's?

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- Suzanne, you're
looking lovely as ever.

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- Thank you, $5 handsome.

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- Oh come on, it's
the last night,

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shouldn't we all
get in for free.

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- Every week, every week.

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- Pretty sure I'm 21.

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- Bill, gotta
keep the books clean

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even though the place
has gone to shit.

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Even Shiam Simya doesn't
condone underage drinking.

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- You're weird
dude, but I love it.

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Come on in, let me
buy you a drink.

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- I'm on the clock, Bill,
but you go in and have fun.

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- Really?

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- Jacob was not that good.

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- I disagree.

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- I worked with the
man for six years,

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we were like brothers,
there's no way that he could

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have faked that he knew me.

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- Don't ever count anybody out.

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- I just totally don't agree.

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- Wouldn't be the first
time you were wrong.

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How much money do we got?

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- Well Shiam Simya took it all.

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- You're obsessed.

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- They were all
there, my wife Tammy,

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my girl Sandra, my
work buddy Tyler.

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And Sandra's BFF Karen,
and of course, Craig.

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All had their own secrets,
well except Craig.

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- Making a deposit, Tyler boy?

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- Huh?

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- There's a free urinal in
here if you piss standing up.

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- I find it weird
that you're concerned

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at all where I pee.

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- Last night at the old
watering hole, huh, T money?

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Let's go out with a bang, right?

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- Bang.

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- Well far be it
for me to tell a man

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how to conduct his business.

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- Exactly.

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- For you, and one for you.

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- I got this.

58
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- What's up my man?

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- What up, brother, how are you?

60
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Hey, how you doin'?

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Oh, nope.

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- Why don't you look
at a menu instead?

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- Don't worry, he's
not looking at you.

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- Is that on the
happy hour menu?

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- Gross.

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- Even with a discount, it will
be more than you can afford.

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- Ah, you'd be surprised
how big my wallet is, baby.

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- All the size in the
world can't make up

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for having a credit
score of asshole pervert.

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- Well what do you expect
wearing a skirt like that, huh?

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- I expect you to first,
not smoke in my bar,

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and second to order
for the last time

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so I don't have to
see you anymore.

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- Wow, way to kill the
mood, sweetheart, geez.

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Come on, you know what I want.

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It's gonna be hard
for me to find another

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good bar in this neighborhood.

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- Well you could,
you know, branch out,

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try new experiences, and
don't call me, sweetheart.

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I'm not your wife.

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- Oh, my wife is not sweet,
she gives me cavities.

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But you, if she was
half as good as you,

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I'd call her sweetheart too.

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What is this?

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What is this, you know
what I like, light beer.

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Come on.

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- Well shit Bill, I guess I'm
distracted by your charms.

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- When are you gonna
finally stop pretending

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that you're attracted to me,

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give me some of that sweet.

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- First of all, who
talks like that?

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Why do you try so hard?

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You got your light beer
right in front of you.

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- Well this beer only
quenches one kind of thirst.

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- You know how everybody
thinks girls dig assholes?

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Well they're wrong, they
like guys with class.

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Like your friend Tyler.

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- Oh, yeah I'm sure
the chiseled body and

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the washboard abs
don't hurt, huh?

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- You're an asshole.

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You might have your
wife at home fooled,

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and your sweet little
girlfriend in the corner

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obviously wants you more
than anyone ever would.

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So leave me the hell alone
and finish your drink.

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Maybe I won't tell either of
them how friendly you are.

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Oh, and I expect a good
tip for that wisdom.

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Good boy.

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- Oh, speak of the devil, damn.

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- Hi, honey.

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- Hey, sweetheart, how are you?

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- Oh.

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- What are you doing here?

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I thought you were
going to a new club

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with Jessica and Lizzie.

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- Oh, I'm not here
to spoil your fun,

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I'm gonna meet up
with them in a minute.

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- Come on, you're not
gonna spoil all the fun.

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But what's up?

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- I was just wondering
what time you'd be home?

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- Why didn't you just text me?

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- It was on my way.

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- I don't know, I mean,
it's the last night

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so I figured I'd
go the distance.

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- You're not in
college anymore, Bill.

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- Well, one could argue that
this is like grad school.

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- What time?

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- I don't know, 2:00 AM,
5:00 AM, I don't know.

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2:00 is fine.

129
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No, I said 5:00.

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- What will it be, Tammy?

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- Oh, the usual.

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- Coming right up.

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- Hey, guys.

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- Hey, Tyler, what's
up, look who it is.

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Playgirl centerfold.

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- What can I get
for you, sweetheart.

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- Hey, Jackie, just the usual.

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- Coming right up.

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- I don't believe
this, what is this?

140
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- Believe what?

141
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- What, my wife, mentally
addressing one of my best friends.

142
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Come on.

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- I can look, I
just can't touch.

144
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Right Bill, I mean that's
how you always do it.

145
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- Well, that only applies to me.

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- I will touch Tyler anytime
or place he wants me to.

147
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- Okay, all right, what is that?

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What is that, huh?

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- It's sovereign blanc,
it's a white wine.

150
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- Sovereign what?

151
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White wine, what are
you on your way to

152
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a Liza Minnelli concert?

153
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Come on Jackie, get
this guy a real drink.

154
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Come on, it's the
last night, come on.

155
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- Hey, it's up to him.

156
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- Yeah, yeah, I'll take
something stronger.

157
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- Give him my usual, you
remember what that is.

158
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- Light beer, maybe?

159
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- That's a real
professional, right there.

160
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- Well technically though, Bill,

161
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that light beer is not
even a third as strong

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as his white wine.

163
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- Ooh, well aren't we smart.

164
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All right Tyler, tonight
we're gonna play darts,

165
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we're gonna drink beer like men.

166
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Come on, what do you say?

167
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One last Mr. Phil's dart
game, what do you say?

168
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- Last game, you never
even had a first game.

169
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- Well maybe I'm
trying to branch out.

170
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- God damn it, I wish he would
come play with.

171
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- Me too.

172
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- I would ride
him like a donkey.

173
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I bet he's hung like a horse.

174
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- Only one way to know.

175
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- You got that right.

176
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- I think I should go
be with my husband.

177
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- Yeah, see ya.

178
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Hey, girls.

179
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- Can I have a ginger
ale please, Jackie?

180
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- Sure, coming right up.

181
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- Ooh, that sounds good,
can I have one too?

182
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- You got it.

183
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- Can you put some rum in mine?

184
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Well actually, can you
put a lot of rum in mine?

185
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Maybe some Jim, some whiskey.

186
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- Hey, it's your funeral Karen.

187
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Anything extra for you, Sandra?

188
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- Not quite yet, we'll wait a
little while before we start.

189
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- You guys wanna open a tab?

190
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Happy hour for
another 15 minutes.

191
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- Yeah, why do they
call it happy hour?

192
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I mean, that doesn't
make any sense.

193
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Shouldn't like every
hour be happy hour?

194
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- Well you both
look hot tonight,

195
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let's just say you
should be happy.

196
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- Ugh God, look Sandra,
Tammy's gonna leave any second.

197
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- I hope so, I need
to talk to him.

198
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,294
- You know who you
should wanna talk to?

199
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Tyler, god he is
just perfection.

200
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Look at him, he's so big.

201
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Oh yeah, then there's
Bill who's Bill.

202
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,374
- Well Bill has his charms,
besides Jackie's in love

203
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,976
with Tyler, so.

204
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:26,513
- Oh, love is definitely not
the word I would have used.

205
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,547
- Well you better
get up on that,

206
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,950
because that dick is mine.

207
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,988
- You better turn your
attention elsewhere.

208
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,790
Who's your runner up?

209
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:42,362
Aw, Craig, you could be his one
and only doll for the night.

210
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,800
- Hey, I don't
know, where is he?

211
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,468
- You may wanna find
the nearest mirror.

212
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,537
- Oh my God, wow, such a bitch.

213
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,372
- I'm just kidding, he
usually goes to the gym

214
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before he gets here, so he
should be walking in any minute.

215
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,545
- See, consistency, that's
a good trait for a man.

216
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- No, predictability, no way.

217
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What?

218
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,820
- Oh nothing, I just didn't
know you knew a word that big.

219
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- That's good.

220
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- It's all about concentration.

221
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,564
- Is that all you got?

222
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,904
- Okay, I'll eat my
words, but watch this.

223
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♪ Too many people
living in this world

224
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:30,510
♪ Wonder what's
gonna kill them all

225
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I made it on the board.

226
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I don't think that counts.

227
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,989
Ooh.

228
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:42,923
- Not bad at all.

229
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,925
- That was pretty good.

230
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,067
- So, what the doctor say?

231
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,936
- If you came with
me you would know.

232
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,605
- Come on, don't
start this again.

233
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,340
- I know, I'm sorry.

234
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,612
The doctor said that there's
no problem with your parts.

235
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,415
Some couples just
can't conceive.

236
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,420
- Okay, so what do we do now?

237
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,322
- Well we're not
entirely out of options,

238
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,492
we can keep trying, we can
adopt, we can get a surrogate.

239
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:25,098
- Surrogacy, I get to
have sex with her, right?

240
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,132
- Yeah.

241
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,135
And medically she's
required to be

242
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,037
a 19 year old cheerleader.

243
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,639
- Yeah, you know,
doctors are so smart.

244
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,275
Come here, hey, hey.

245
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,412
Look, I know I talk
a lot, okay, but...

246
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,982
- Look, there are worse things
in life than ejaculating

247
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,217
into a cup while watching porn.

248
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,487
- Well I do that now,
just not into a cup.

249
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,191
- Well, we can make a
sex tape if you want.

250
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:58,231
- Or we could find a
girlfriend and have a threesome

251
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,268
for a while, until
she gets pregnant.

252
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,203
- Very funny.

253
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,405
- No, you can pick the girl.

254
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,108
- Oh, you're so considerate.

255
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,444
Okay, how about that one.

256
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,393
- I'll see if she's interested.

257
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,995
- Keep dreaming, tutz.

258
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:31,965
If you touch any of these
girls, I'll kill you.

259
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,435
- Okay, sounds good.

260
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,170
Have a good time tonight.

261
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,071
See you at 2:00.

262
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,105
5:00.

263
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,182
- What was that about?

264
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,250
- Oh my god, do you
think Bill told her?

265
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,521
- Not a chance, Bill
practically lives in secrecy.

266
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,724
Lucky bitch.

267
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,260
- Lucky?

268
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,063
Okay look, her husband
is cheating on her.

269
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,232
He spends every possible
moment in this shitty bar.

270
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,466
- Hey!

271
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:11,138
- I'm sorry, I love you very
much but this is a shitty bar.

272
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,406
What the hell do you see in him?

273
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,344
- Hello, he's got looks,
and charm, and brains,

274
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,313
and yeah, he's
really, really cute.

275
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,219
- And I thought I
had low standards.

276
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,654
- He's got a wife.

277
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,360
And she's gone so
go talk to him.

278
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,261
- I will.

279
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:39,232
I will, geez, just give me a...

280
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,134
Just give me a minute.

281
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,447
- Hey, you think Sandra's hot?

282
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,116
- Yeah, she's all right.

283
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,750
- Would you bang her?

284
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,252
- Are you serious?

285
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,821
- Oh come on, it's a
simple man to man question.

286
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,456
- Dude, you're a sex addict.

287
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,258
- Yeah, maybe.

288
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,359
No come on, seriously,
there's gotta be somebody

289
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,261
that you're interested in.

290
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,429
Oh, Karen?

291
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,597
- Mmm hmm.

292
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,531
- Jackie, Jackie,
Jackie wants your ass.

293
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,499
I'm hooking you up with Jackie,

294
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,667
I'm gonna give her your number.

295
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,539
- You a lefty?

296
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,573
- Look, don't change
the subject, okay?

297
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,674
I'm hooking you up with Jackie.

298
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,642
- No.

299
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,510
- Yes.

300
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,543
- No.

301
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:28,847
- Assholes.

302
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,519
- Oh, and there's Fernando.

303
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:36,156
- Dude, calm down, it's
not even a big deal.

304
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,559
- He fired me, I've never
been fired from a job before.

305
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,728
- You'll find another job.

306
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:50,303
- A government job's
supposed to be secure.

307
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,574
- Look, just don't do
anything stupid, all right?

308
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,575
It's only a job.

309
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,310
- Just a job?

310
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,545
Let me tell you something,

311
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,214
if I see my boss,
I will murder him.

312
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,584
- Whatever you say, bro.

313
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,617
Let's go.

314
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,588
- His hair never moves.

315
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,689
- Did you say he looked nice?

316
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,224
- No, I said he...

317
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,293
- What was that, what was that?

318
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,761
- He made me look twice
to see if it was him.

319
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,862
- Oh, right, right,
made me look twice,

320
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,298
his hair looks nice, right?

321
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,267
- What's up, dude?

322
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,368
- Hey, what's up man?

323
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,235
- I'm Craig.

324
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,269
- Bill.

325
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,138
- Hey, Tyler.

326
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:27,740
- What's that?

327
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,909
You shake like my grandma, dude.

328
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:30,877
- Fernie!

329
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,212
- Don't call me that, man.

330
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,246
- Oh come on, lighten up, geez.

331
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,814
- Not today man.

332
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:39,186
- All right, let's just
throw some darts, all right?

333
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,322
- Well I saw Tammy
pulling out of here.

334
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,491
- Yeah, she was here
a little bit ago.

335
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,193
- What, she's not gonna stay?

336
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,561
- No, she went to checkout
some new cocktail bar

337
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,796
with her friends.

338
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,632
- What, aren't we her friends?

339
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,634
- So anyway, listen
up, check this out.

340
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,238
Okay, so this guy who's
engaged to be married,

341
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:02,242
and he's always had the hots
for his fiance's sister.

342
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,243
Look at this guy?

343
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:07,414
So one day, they're home
alone and as the sister

344
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,517
keeps, you know, kind
of flirting with him

345
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,651
because she knows that he's
got the hots for her, right?

346
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,420
It's written all over his face.

347
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,224
So she says to him, "I know
that you have the hots for me,

348
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,927
"and I know that you're not
married yet to my sister,

349
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,330
"I'll have sex
with you one time,

350
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,565
"and I promise that
nobody else will find out.

351
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,935
"We'll go upstairs right
now and we'll do this."

352
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,036
And so he hears this
and he's tripping out,

353
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,639
he's like, you know,
sweating, his heart's beating.

354
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,809
So he follows her
upstairs, gets to the top,

355
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,579
all of a sudden spins around,
shoots down the steps,

356
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,348
busts out the front door.

357
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,316
When he gets out there, the
whole families out there,

358
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,719
soon to be wife, mom, dad,
cousins, aunts, and uncles,

359
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,321
everybody.

360
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,758
Future father in law comes
up to him, embraces him,

361
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:56,296
he says son, congratulations,
you passed the test.

362
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,466
Welcome to the family,
you're the one.

363
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,570
What's the moral
to the story, boys?

364
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,737
- Don't cheat.

365
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,309
- Always leave the
condoms in the car.

366
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,246
Yeah?

367
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:13,913
- Yes, dude?

368
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:14,781
- Right, you with me?

369
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:15,648
- I was with you, man.

370
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,682
- Nothing?

371
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,957
- You need a drink, let's go.

372
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,969
- Tyler and I would
like the usual.

373
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,339
- Piss beer, got it.

374
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,275
- I make no apologies
for my taste.

375
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,476
Fernie.

376
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:44,977
- I told you to stop
calling me that.

377
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,746
Yeah, I'll have another.

378
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:47,980
- Craig?

379
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,417
- Give me some Pink's
Jackpot Vodka shot.

380
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,420
- Ooh, vodka and energy
drink, good man, good man.

381
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,921
That's actually Sandra's
favorite drink too.

382
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,423
You mind sending
one over to her?

383
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,758
- Well Sandra just
had ginger ale before,

384
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,628
and she's not
drinking, apparently.

385
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,029
- Why not?

386
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:06,633
- I don't know, why don't
you ask her yourself?

387
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,000
- I will be back.

388
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:11,671
- Last night.

389
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,704
- Yeah, man.

390
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,550
- Is Karen sitting here?

391
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:24,517
- No, she's in the bathroom.

392
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,852
She'll probably be a while.

393
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:26,885
It's fine.

394
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,561
- What, just ginger ale?

395
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,896
- Bill, do you care about me?

396
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,932
- Do fish fly, do
zebras have spots?

397
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,004
- Why was Tammy pointing at me?

398
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,876
- Oh yeah, I said that we
should have a threesome to

399
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,744
get you pregnant, but I
think that twosome would

400
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:52,612
probably work just...

401
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,680
- I'm pregnant.

402
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,456
- Oh my god, is it mine?

403
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:08,060
- Yeah, it's yours,
and I'm keeping it.

404
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,430
So you have to tell Tammy.

405
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,100
- I will, I will.

406
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,969
- Don't blow me off, okay.

407
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:20,039
When are you gonna tell her?

408
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,441
- Soon.

409
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,743
- I want you to
tell her tonight.

410
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,679
- Okay, I will, I will.

411
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,115
- Okay, shake on it.

412
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,386
- What are we
cowboys or something?

413
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,021
I said I'd handle it.

414
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,161
- Now you're committed.

415
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,397
- What a wonderful word.

416
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,569
Hey, hey!

417
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:50,602
- Hey, that's not funny.

418
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,778
You're freaking me out, man.

419
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,112
- I'm in trouble, man.

420
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,146
- What, how?

421
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,451
- Can I tell you a secret?

422
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:05,117
- Yeah.

423
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,919
- This is big.

424
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:07,954
- Mine is more important, man.

425
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,056
- I'm losing my shit right now.

426
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:13,192
- I got Sandra pregnant.
- I got fired.

427
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,694
- What happened?

428
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,765
- You got her pregnant.

429
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,467
- Don't tell Tammy.

430
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,736
- Shit, man.

431
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:26,038
- Yeah, she said she wants
to keep it, what do I do?

432
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,173
- That means you gotta keep it.

433
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:30,009
- Oh really, is that
what that means?

434
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,515
- Well look, you're
gonna have to tell

435
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,684
the wife eventually, right?

436
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:38,885
Now you have a reason.

437
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,053
- You know what, the
universe can suck it.

438
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,890
The universe hates me, the
universe is ruining my life.

439
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,157
- Come on, I wouldn't talk
that way about the universe

440
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,759
right now, come on.

441
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,194
- You know when Tammy finds
out, she's gonna kill me.

442
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,328
She's gonna literally kill me.

443
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:50,997
She's gonna find me at night,
she's gonna duct tape me

444
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,632
and slit my throat.

445
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,234
- She's a crazy bitch but
she's not gonna kill you.

446
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,137
- No, you've really seen
the tip of the iceberg, man.

447
00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,539
Tammy is psycho.

448
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,140
Okay, why do you think
I'm still with her?

449
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:05,512
Shit, I wanted to leave her
after six weeks of marriage.

450
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:10,617
Besides, I told Sandy that
I'd tell Tammy tonight.

451
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,885
- Well look, um,

452
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,960
do you want me to tell her?

453
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:21,894
- What...

454
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,563
- No, no, think about it.

455
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,265
If you tell her, she'll
probably kill you.

456
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,235
But if I tell her, she'll
get mad I kept a secret

457
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:32,972
for a week, or maybe she'll be
calmer next time you see her.

458
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,206
- Is that right?

459
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,976
Or she'll put a bullet in my
head the second she finds out.

460
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,518
- Let's do this!

461
00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,920
Can I get another shot
of Mr. Pink Jackpot?

462
00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,756
- Might wanna pace
yourself there, big guy.

463
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,624
You don't wanna finish early.

464
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:54,026
- Hey baby, I'm always
the last one to finish.

465
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,996
Usually when the other
racers have finished two,

466
00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,698
three times.

467
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,634
- I'd rather finish
myself I think.

468
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:04,937
- Hey doll, it's way more
fun to finish together.

469
00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:07,206
Come on, we could
do it right now.

470
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:11,578
You, me, that little
bathroom over there, come on.

471
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,214
- You're not even
close to being my type.

472
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,016
- What's your type, huh?

473
00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,818
The shaman of sexy?

474
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,220
The midnight delight?

475
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:24,591
Come on, what could be
more your type, baby girl?

476
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,727
- Uh, someone with an
IQ in the triple digits,

477
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,629
who doesn't smell or look
like he just stepped out

478
00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:32,565
of a Hollister
store, like Tyler.

479
00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:35,167
- You're way out of
luck on that one, baby.

480
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,036
Boy Tyler likes
girls like Karen,

481
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:40,773
you know blonde, big
tits, tiny waist.

482
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,242
- Gee, thanks Craig.

483
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:47,647
- Why don't you come to
the bathroom with me?

484
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,882
Introduce me to the twins.

485
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,118
Hey, I'd be happy
to kiss the girls.

486
00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:55,087
- No one wants to go to the
bathroom with you Craig, okay?

487
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,056
What's wrong with
all these guys?

488
00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,758
Why are you wearing two shirts?

489
00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,292
- Because it's cool.

490
00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:04,831
- If I wanted them kissed,
I'd kiss them myself.

491
00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:06,032
- Prove it.

492
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,333
- Not literally.

493
00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:11,070
- Karen, if they really
wanted you kissing them,

494
00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,673
they wouldn't be staring at me.

495
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:16,242
- Oh my God, he's such a douche.

496
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:18,945
- And you're a bitch.

497
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,049
- Look man, Sandra
would probably kill you

498
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,016
if you don't do it.

499
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,050
- Yeah.

500
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,888
God, look I'm...

501
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:32,358
Look, you're a good
friend, I'm sorry,

502
00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:33,760
I didn't mean to make
this all about me.

503
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,195
This whole job thing
must be eating you up.

504
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,065
Do you need anything from me?

505
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,168
- Just focus on you, brother,
this is some heavy stuff.

506
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:47,907
Come on, let's go back
inside, we'll get some drinks.

507
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,241
Come on.

508
00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:53,946
♪ Working people, they fear

509
00:26:56,749 --> 00:27:00,720
♪ What, hey, I ain't your bitch

510
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,090
Hey, what you reading Ty Ty?

511
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,858
- Hey, easy, come on.

512
00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,359
- Ooh, what a secret, huh?

513
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:09,862
Come on, you can trust me.

514
00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:12,298
We used to sell investigations
for the FBI.

515
00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,299
- Are you drunk?

516
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:14,667
It's what, it's not even...

517
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:15,735
- Nah, nah, I'm just
getting started.

518
00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,136
Come on, what's this all about?

519
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,338
- I'll tell you later, I've
got an announcement to make.

520
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:21,440
- Okay, whatever, just let
me know if you need to talk.

521
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:25,011
- Well I appreciate that,
Bill, that's really nice.

522
00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:27,947
Listen, Craig and Jackie,
what's the deal there?

523
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:28,881
- Craig?

524
00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,850
- Yeah, the muscular gentleman.

525
00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:33,285
- Who knows, I heard
last summer he got a DUI,

526
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,887
he shouldn't even be here.

527
00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,956
- Like I'm gonna miss the
last night at Mr. Phils?

528
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,925
Come on, this is my spot.

529
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,761
- It could be your last
if you're not careful.

530
00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:43,896
- Make me my drink, woman, okay?

531
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,799
What are you a cop
or a bartender?

532
00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:51,738
- What are you, a creamsicle?

533
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,040
- You want the stick?

534
00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:56,809
- What, Popsicle
sticks aren't even big.

535
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,778
- Well mine's a jumbo.

536
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,346
- It's a fudgicle.

537
00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,915
- If that's what you're into.

538
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,052
- Oh, okay, you're into Jackie?

539
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:06,919
- Yeah.

540
00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:08,054
- Yeah?

541
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:09,088
- Yeah.

542
00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,761
Easy.

543
00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,262
- Ow, ow, relax man,
you're hurting my shoulder.

544
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:17,897
- Don't touch the hair.

545
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:21,233
- Damn, geez, where'd you
learn that Bruce Lee shit?

546
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,069
- My father taught me.

547
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:27,239
Craig and Jackie, seriously,
are they together?

548
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,207
- What, together?

549
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,141
- Yeah.

550
00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,977
- No, no, in Craig's dreams,

551
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,979
if he's smart enough
to even have one.

552
00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:34,180
- All right, good.

553
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,448
- So you want me to
set it up with Jackie?

554
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,851
- No, no, I don't want that,
I'm perfectly capable...

555
00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:39,886
- Come on, I got your
back, I'll handle it.

556
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:40,753
- No.

557
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:41,420
- Yeah.

558
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:42,288
- No.

559
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:43,222
- Yes.

560
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:44,090
- Bill, don't, don't do this.

561
00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,792
Don't, don't, don't.

562
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,027
Um, shit, he's going there.

563
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,033
- What?

564
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,868
- Tyler's into you.

565
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,069
- You're lying.

566
00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:57,904
- No, he told me to
come over here and

567
00:28:57,937 --> 00:28:59,238
talk to you for him.

568
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:00,472
- Why are you telling me?

569
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:03,309
It's not like you're a
good guy or anything.

570
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,244
- Look, I know I have
my faults, all right?

571
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:08,380
But I always stick
up for my friends.

572
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,787
There's always one guy in
a bar who knows everybody,

573
00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,288
and everything that's going on.

574
00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:29,168
- After everything
I've done for you!

575
00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:41,513
- You know I've come here
every Friday night since 1997,

576
00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,549
when Mr. Phil opened up.

577
00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:50,022
And a little piss ant like you
ain't gonna ruin my streak.

578
00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:52,458
Hey Jackie, bring me my usual.

579
00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:56,161
Are we clear?

580
00:29:58,430 --> 00:29:59,430
- Yes, yes.

581
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:01,599
- Saloom.

582
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,320
- You're a dead man.

583
00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,972
I was just thinking about you.

584
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,509
Yeah, he's here.

585
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,946
He's talking to her a lot.

586
00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,582
I really wanna see you.

587
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:53,252
Oh, I don't know.

588
00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:58,224
I don't think tonight's
the right night.

589
00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:00,426
No, no, I do wanna see you.

590
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,398
Will you dress up for me again?

591
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:12,604
No, baby please, no, you
should not come here.

592
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:21,047
Okay, if you're sure it
can't wait, I'll be here.

593
00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,683
Yeah, yeah.

594
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:25,716
Okay, bye.

595
00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:02,021
- What's up buddy?

596
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,322
- What's up bro?

597
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:06,592
Not much, how's it going?

598
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,499
- Is that the blond
from the baseball game?

599
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:14,700
- Hmm?

600
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:16,568
- You don't have to tell me,
if you want a gorgeous blond,

601
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:19,671
Karen's tits are a
whole other level.

602
00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:25,444
- Nah man, I dropped that
blonde a long time ago.

603
00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:26,712
- So who was on the phone?

604
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,614
- It's just some dude.

605
00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,517
- What dude?

606
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:32,718
A telemarketer?

607
00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,687
- No, some guy, getting
work done on the car,

608
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,256
just boring shit.

609
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,061
- Hmm, you ride a motorcycle.

610
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:45,331
- I know, exactly, I'm
getting tired of the bike,

611
00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:47,133
it's time to take the
car out of the garage.

612
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:49,068
- Okay then, man, sometimes
you just wanna relax

613
00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:51,670
in some AC on the
commute, right?

614
00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:57,609
What about, how come you
didn't take it to Larry?

615
00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,211
What, he's not good
enough for you?

616
00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:02,381
- Larry's fine, I just
needed something special,

617
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:04,316
this guy's good with rims.

618
00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:05,384
- You mean like rim jobs?

619
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,788
- Maybe if you
gave more rim jobs.

620
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:13,159
- Oh, no, don't tell me
about your deep dark secrets,

621
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,393
all right, guy?

622
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:53,299
- Well, speaking of secrets,

623
00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:56,435
you thought about what
you're gonna say to Tammy?

624
00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,404
- I don't know,
it's just something

625
00:33:58,437 --> 00:33:59,538
you can't really
rehearse, you know?

626
00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:02,341
So I figured I'd
just kind of wing it.

627
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:03,442
- I feel you.

628
00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:08,747
- All right, let's
assume for argument sake

629
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,750
that I thought you telling
her was an okay idea.

630
00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:12,783
- Yeah.

631
00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:16,388
- About doing it?

632
00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:18,290
- Well you told Sandra
you'd tell Tammy tonight.

633
00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:22,228
- Yeah, I'm speaking hypothetically,
I know what I said.

634
00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:24,062
- Well, I don't know.

635
00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:28,700
It seems like you should
invite me over for dinner.

636
00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:29,835
- To my place?

637
00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:32,771
- Yeah, your
conflict, your place.

638
00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,440
- Okay.

639
00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:37,309
- Okay, you send me the invite,

640
00:34:37,343 --> 00:34:38,844
Tammy makes my favorite dish,

641
00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:42,181
lemon chicken and
roasted mushrooms.

642
00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:44,316
- Good enough, sounds a
little lightweight but

643
00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:46,585
I'm still listening.

644
00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:49,655
- And that's it, I
tell her over dinner.

645
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:51,257
It's not gonna be easy,

646
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,692
it certainly makes
you look like a pansy.

647
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:55,261
- Yeah, I'm not really
concerned about that, all right?

648
00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:57,696
I just don't wanna hurt her.

649
00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:00,666
- Wait, you actually
care about her?

650
00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:05,471
- Yeah, I'm not a complete
asshole, all right?

651
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:09,875
So you think it will work?

652
00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:11,910
- Well I'm not sure,
but I think it'll get us

653
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:15,747
through that experience that
will get you killed by Tammy.

654
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,383
- Well, I like it.

655
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,221
- Yeah?

656
00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,655
You wanna take some
time to think it over?

657
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,891
Maybe when you haven't
had a few drinks?

658
00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:28,760
- I'm the same
sober as I am drunk.

659
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,462
Sounds like a plan.

660
00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:34,400
- And what about Sandy?

661
00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:36,235
- I'll run it by her.

662
00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:43,409
And I'll send
Karen over for you.

663
00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:44,442
- Wonderful.

664
00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:46,445
- What sarcasm from Fernie?

665
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,518
Karen, can I steal Sandy
away from you for a moment,

666
00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:55,687
please, I promise
I'll be forever yours.

667
00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:57,689
- But promise me to
never call me baby.

668
00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,458
- Whatever it takes.

669
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,729
Okay, here me out for a second.

670
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,397
- This doesn't feel good.

671
00:36:05,431 --> 00:36:08,534
- Okay, Fernie and I have
decided that it'd be best

672
00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,236
if he told Tammy.

673
00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:11,303
- Him, wait, why him?

674
00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:12,338
- Shh!

675
00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:14,406
Lower your voice, okay?

676
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,841
- Explain.

677
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,809
- Okay, well he's my best
friend and he's known Tammy

678
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,811
for a long time so we
figured that it'd be best

679
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:22,681
if he told Tammy, that way I
could avoid being murdered.

680
00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:24,583
- If she's gonna kill
you, she's gonna kill you.

681
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,418
What difference does it make?

682
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,954
- You are remarkably
callus about my death.

683
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:30,656
- You promised you'd
tell her tonight.

684
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,691
- We've been married
for four years, okay?

685
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:34,960
I can't just throw that away.

686
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:38,697
- Bill, sweetheart,
do you love me?

687
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,266
- Do I...

688
00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:42,768
Yeah, that's why this
is such a big deal.

689
00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,471
- Are you attracted to me?

690
00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:46,472
- Yeah.

691
00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:47,873
- Like, sexually?

692
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,543
- Yeah, that's what I mean.

693
00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:52,978
- Mmm hmm, say it.

694
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:56,715
- Baby, I am so
attracted to you.

695
00:36:57,849 --> 00:37:00,586
Your heart, it's
your tender heart.

696
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:04,456
- Make love to me, right now.

697
00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:09,295
- What, like right now, like
on this table right now?

698
00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:10,328
- Bathroom.

699
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,931
- Okay.

700
00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:14,966
- You still find me sexy
even though I'm pregnant?

701
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,903
- Our baby is the most
important thing in my life.

702
00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:20,005
- That's the man I
fell in love with.

703
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,740
Five minutes, okay?

704
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,316
- Give me the usual.

705
00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:31,483
- In a minute.

706
00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:32,351
- I got it.

707
00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:34,753
- Bill, there you are.

708
00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:36,388
Weren't you supposed to
talk to me about something?

709
00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:38,590
- Wait, no, wait, not
right now, I'm busy,

710
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:39,525
talk to Karen.

711
00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:40,726
- Busy with what, drinking?

712
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,661
- No, Sandy wants
the D right now.

713
00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,630
- This Karen chick is an idiot.

714
00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:46,332
- Not even close to
my problem, all right?

715
00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:47,533
Besides, look at her tits.

716
00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:50,302
- You do still want me to help
you with Tammy, don't you?

717
00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:51,737
- Come on man, give
me five minutes.

718
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:52,904
- Five minutes.

719
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,072
- Five.

720
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,374
- You're fast.

721
00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:57,476
- Only when I have to be.

722
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,812
- I'm starting the clock.

723
00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:14,626
- Wait, did you put
the sign on the door?

724
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:15,494
- Hmm?

725
00:38:15,527 --> 00:38:16,362
- The sign?

726
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,796
- Yeah, of course.

727
00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:23,435
- Oh God, I wanted you bad.

728
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:24,102
- We got two minutes.

729
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,937
- Wait, what?

730
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,540
- Take it slow, baby.

731
00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:29,574
- Two minutes.

732
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,415
It's been like three seconds.

733
00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:40,085
- You turn me on so much.

734
00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:41,687
- Really?

735
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,720
- Uh huh.

736
00:38:50,562 --> 00:38:51,562
- Hey Jack.

737
00:38:53,131 --> 00:38:56,468
Bring me those
crosswords, will ya?

738
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:22,594
- Who cares if there was no
weapons of mass destruction.

739
00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:25,130
We brought down a
dangerous dictator.

740
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,499
- That depends,
dangerous to whom?

741
00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:28,600
- Whom, whom?

742
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,738
How you learn to
talk like that, girl?

743
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,774
- I'm sorry, am I supposed to
be an idiot with nice tits?

744
00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:39,478
- No, I'm sorry about that,
I was just being an idiot.

745
00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:41,146
- Yeah, well a lot of
guys don't like girls

746
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:42,548
to use their brains.

747
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,483
- No, you really
shouldn't do that.

748
00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:47,686
You're turning me on with
all this intellectual shit.

749
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,854
- Are you hitting on me?

750
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,657
- I swear, if Bill
and Sandra weren't in

751
00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:52,691
that bathroom right now.

752
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:53,892
- Come on.

753
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,562
- What, who better to
go back there with?

754
00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:58,997
What, is Craig more your type?

755
00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,135
- Hey, baby.

756
00:40:05,471 --> 00:40:06,838
- Hi.

757
00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:09,140
- I was just admiring your
skirt, what's your name?

758
00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:10,075
- Leela.

759
00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:11,108
- Leela!

760
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,845
I love the way you
put your L's together.

761
00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:15,013
- You're cute.

762
00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,214
- Thanks.

763
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,117
So about that skirt,
is it a space skirt?

764
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:22,120
Because I'd love
to dock on Uranus.

765
00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,459
Hate to see you go but
love to watch you leave.

766
00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:31,663
- Peach schnapps, really?

767
00:40:31,697 --> 00:40:33,098
- For Tyler maybe.

768
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:36,201
Okay, I can see that.

769
00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:39,638
But it looks like Jackie's
got dibs on him, so.

770
00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:40,671
- So, what?

771
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:42,874
I'm supposed to sleep with you

772
00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:45,210
due to process of elimination?

773
00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:46,678
God forbid I'm here
just to have a good time

774
00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:47,946
with my friends, huh?

775
00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:50,582
I must need to hook
up someone tonight.

776
00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:52,083
- Girl, all those syllables.

777
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,585
- God, whatever.

778
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,589
- No, you shouldn't
have sex with me out

779
00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:59,024
of process of elimination,

780
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:00,826
you should have sex with
me because you know I could

781
00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:02,928
make you, you know.

782
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,530
- Fall asleep.

783
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:08,099
- No, the opposite, I can
make you come real hard.

784
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:09,968
- Oh my God, that's horrible,

785
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,570
that can't actually
work on anyone.

786
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:13,972
- All right, you
have your doubts,

787
00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,941
but a week from now
you'll be stalking me.

788
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:18,710
Outside of my apartment
with binoculars on.

789
00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:20,879
- Okay, that sounds like
a restraining order,

790
00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:22,080
doesn't it?

791
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:23,248
- Don't knock it
until you try it.

792
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:24,482
- Oh my God.

793
00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:28,720
- Ladies, you're just in time.

794
00:41:28,754 --> 00:41:30,556
You got two free tickets
to ride on the Craig train,

795
00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:31,957
non stop to pound town.

796
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,859
All aboard, toot toot!

797
00:41:34,726 --> 00:41:35,927
- You're gross!

798
00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:38,530
- So just you then?

799
00:41:38,564 --> 00:41:39,564
- Ew, die.

800
00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:42,033
- Gosh.

801
00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:44,269
- Whatever baby, once
we get married it will

802
00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,905
just all be part of our story.

803
00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,240
Target acquired.

804
00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:03,054
- You know what really
just turned me on?

805
00:42:03,088 --> 00:42:04,222
- My enormous member?

806
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,594
- No, I was thinking
about our future.

807
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:12,030
- Yeah?

808
00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:13,264
- Yeah, we're gonna
have like a huge house,

809
00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:17,636
and lots of kids, and a huge
wedding and Christmas parties.

810
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:20,338
- Hold on, hold on,
hold on a second.

811
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,371
- What?

812
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,612
- Look, let's take
on thing at a time.

813
00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:30,982
- Wait, what do you mean?

814
00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:33,785
Like we just had sex, I
mean, if you call it that.

815
00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,854
- Okay, there's a lot to...

816
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:38,123
It's not that simple,
it's not that easy.

817
00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:43,595
- Hey, hey, come
on, can we talk?

818
00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:44,629
Sandy?

819
00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:47,833
- Oh my God.

820
00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:49,768
- Ooh, baby.

821
00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:50,736
- Ooh, you are big.

822
00:42:50,769 --> 00:42:51,929
- That's right, girl for you.

823
00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:01,279
- Ah, okay, whoa guys,.

824
00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:02,748
- I know man, I lost track.

825
00:43:02,781 --> 00:43:03,749
Are you guys done?

826
00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:04,816
- Almost.

827
00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:05,717
- We're you guys...

828
00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:06,852
- Uh huh.

829
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:09,955
- What, are you
gonna not talk to me?

830
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,389
What, you're not
gonna talk to me?

831
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,224
- Well that depends on you.

832
00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:14,826
- Look, what do
you want from me?

833
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:16,594
- You're an asshole.

834
00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:18,295
- Sandy!

835
00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:20,998
Sandra!

836
00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:54,065
What in god's name.

837
00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,036
- That bad, huh?

838
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:04,409
- Look at you,
what's the occasion?

839
00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:06,978
- You like it?

840
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:11,316
- Uh, yeah, like it, yeah.

841
00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:18,323
- I dress up for you, and you
think you're hallucinating.

842
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:23,194
- Come on babe,
you're turning me on.

843
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,299
- So this is what you want?

844
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,169
Me to dress like a whore?

845
00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:32,971
- You put the clothes
on, I can't help myself.

846
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,444
You're hot, that's
why I married you.

847
00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:45,884
- God, those are bigger
than I ever imagined.

848
00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,919
- You've been fantasizing
about me, huh?

849
00:44:47,953 --> 00:44:49,187
- Si Mamasita, Si.

850
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,823
- I can't stop staring at you.

851
00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:57,195
- You haven't looked at
me like that since Cabo.

852
00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:05,336
What!

853
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:08,139
- No hey, wait, wait, no!

854
00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:09,173
Get off!

855
00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:13,711
What is going on in here!

856
00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:16,848
Get off him, you whore!

857
00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:19,917
Bitch!

858
00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:23,021
- Whoa, whoa, hey, hey!

859
00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:26,257
- Yes, kill each other!

860
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,228
Cat fight!

861
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:41,506
- Stop, stop!

862
00:45:43,842 --> 00:45:45,176
Stop!

863
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,212
- Ow, god damn it, Bill!

864
00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:51,116
- What the hell is
wrong with you guys?

865
00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:54,019
It's our last night, holy shit.

866
00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:57,055
- If you ever touch me
again, I will kill you!

867
00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,224
- She's a god damn psycho.

868
00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:02,527
- And how dare you touch her.

869
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,296
She's probably
carrying diseases.

870
00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:07,332
- Okay, why do you even
care who he sleeps with?

871
00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:09,100
- That's a good question.

872
00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:12,303
- Because he's my
husbands best friend,

873
00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:14,139
and he's a bad influence.

874
00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:16,174
- Okay, that literally
makes no sense.

875
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:18,977
And you put your hands
on a pregnant lady.

876
00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:20,278
- You're pregnant?

877
00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,213
With Fernando's baby?

878
00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:24,415
- Sandra's pregnant,
and it's Bill's.

879
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,787
So suck on that.

880
00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:34,092
- It's not true.

881
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,461
- It's true.

882
00:46:38,897 --> 00:46:40,565
- How could you, Bill?

883
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:43,869
- Look, I was gonna
tell you tonight,

884
00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:46,337
I just found out
about the pregnancy.

885
00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:48,206
- Are you in love with her?

886
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,175
- Look, Tammy, we've
been having problems,

887
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:53,044
and not being able
to get pregnant.

888
00:46:53,078 --> 00:46:54,345
- Do you not love me anymore?

889
00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:00,585
- We have a lot to discuss.

890
00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:04,055
- Oh yeah, you mean you
have a lot to answer for.

891
00:47:04,089 --> 00:47:05,590
- You know, hold on.

892
00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:09,394
Why'd you act like
a lunatic just now?

893
00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:11,629
- I have to gather my thoughts.

894
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:13,031
- No, I don't think so,

895
00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:14,399
why do you care
who Fernie bangs?

896
00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:16,467
And don't tell me because
he's a bad influence.

897
00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:18,603
- I am not the one
who's in trouble here.

898
00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,205
- No Tammy, hey, come...

899
00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:21,572
- Leave me alone!

900
00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:56,507
- Did you guys see
the look in her eyes?

901
00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:58,944
I'm surprised we're
all still alive.

902
00:47:58,977 --> 00:48:00,545
- You're telling me.

903
00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:01,947
- Did you see it, Ty?

904
00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:04,950
- I heard it, but I
was talking to Jackie.

905
00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:06,417
- Jackie, Jackie, you're
always talking to Jackie.

906
00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:08,419
Listen guys, be warned,

907
00:48:08,453 --> 00:48:11,056
all women go crazy eventually.

908
00:48:12,157 --> 00:48:13,258
- To hit and quit.

909
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:17,662
- I mean, it's not that
bad, it's just a little cut.

910
00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:19,998
- A little cut, that's
easy for you to say,

911
00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:21,232
you don't have a mark on you.

912
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:22,533
- Yeah, but I'm gonna
have nightmares about

913
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,402
that glare for weeks.

914
00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:27,372
- Dude, that is a crazy bitch.

915
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,275
- Did you seriously have to
tell her about me and Bill?

916
00:48:30,308 --> 00:48:32,177
And the baby, no less.

917
00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:35,080
- Look sweetie, I'm
sorry, but the truth was

918
00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:36,347
going to come out anyway,

919
00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:38,249
and that's a lot of pressure,

920
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,419
and you know, the
cork's gonna pop.

921
00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:42,452
- Yeah.

922
00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:51,929
- So come out with it, Fernie.

923
00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:54,699
Why'd Tammy lose her
shit when she heard

924
00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:56,501
you were banging Karen?

925
00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:58,469
- Pretty obvious, dude.

926
00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:01,538
- Is it?

927
00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:06,211
- Come on, don't make me say it.

928
00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:13,651
Tammy's had a thing
for me for years.

929
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:17,322
You must've seen it.

930
00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:20,725
- You know, I think a
reaction like that's a little,

931
00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:22,127
a little much, huh?

932
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,628
- Yeah, well you
said it yourself.

933
00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:24,962
She's psycho.

934
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:42,247
- Here we go again.

935
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:46,751
- What's wrong Alex, not used
to men walking towards you?

936
00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:50,488
- If I were you, I would
stop picking on me.

937
00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:54,259
- If I were you, I would
stop picking on me.

938
00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:02,733
- Okay, what, I haven't
even said anything yet.

939
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,302
- Good job with
the fight, Craig.

940
00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:05,636
- What, huh?

941
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,238
- What, huh?

942
00:50:07,272 --> 00:50:09,774
You yelled out cat fight
like some stupid frat boy.

943
00:50:09,807 --> 00:50:13,078
- I represent.

944
00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:14,279
Huh!

945
00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:16,181
Come on baby, that's
exactly what it was.

946
00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:19,184
Besides, I did way more
than he did to break it up.

947
00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:21,286
- All right, I'm going on my
break, you guys need anything?

948
00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:23,388
- No Jackie, I'm
good, thank you.

949
00:50:23,421 --> 00:50:27,292
- I'm always good, but
you all ready knew that.

950
00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:29,360
- It never ends.

951
00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:32,230
- How'd you know girl, you
ain't even seen it yet?

952
00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:37,135
You get it, right?

953
00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:39,537
- Yeah, yeah, I got it.

954
00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:41,372
- Man, I'm the
funniest guy here.

955
00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:44,475
- You're the funniest
guy at the bar.

956
00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:45,643
- Only if you count
the guys that are

957
00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:47,845
trying to be funny though.

958
00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:52,150
But I am the best looking,
biggest catch at the bar.

959
00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:54,419
Like the Moby Dick of bros.

960
00:50:56,221 --> 00:50:58,689
I'm Broby Dick, that's awesome.

961
00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:05,130
- You got nice cheekbones.

962
00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,297
- Thanks, bro.

963
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,534
No really, that's awesome.

964
00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:11,436
You know, it takes a man
who's real secure in his

965
00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:14,272
masculinity to compliment
another mans looks.

966
00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:15,606
I respect that.

967
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,442
- No, I'm not too shabby myself,

968
00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:21,546
so it's not like we're going
to compete with each other.

969
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,414
- Exactly, bro.

970
00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:27,585
I'm hot and you're hot, plenty
enough of us to go around.

971
00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:31,522
- Well you're in good
shape, I'll tell you that.

972
00:51:31,556 --> 00:51:33,124
- Thanks, man.

973
00:51:33,158 --> 00:51:36,461
Just a few hours in the
gym each day, you know?

974
00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:38,163
We should go together.

975
00:51:38,196 --> 00:51:39,330
- Really?

976
00:51:39,364 --> 00:51:41,466
- Of course man,
let's get that pump.

977
00:51:41,499 --> 00:51:42,433
- Yeah, we'll do
that, we can do that.

978
00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:45,836
- Yeah, it'll be great
dude, it'll be awesome.

979
00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:49,840
- Um, now you and Jackie,
is there something going on?

980
00:51:49,874 --> 00:51:50,741
- Oh, with her?

981
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:51,775
- Yeah.

982
00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:57,382
- I mean, just your
average guy meets girl,

983
00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:02,753
you know, then guy hits
on girl, girl slaps boy.

984
00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:06,391
Rinse and repeat.

985
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:11,496
But one day, one day
she'll realize that

986
00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:13,631
she wants the Craigster.

987
00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:15,166
- I can see that.

988
00:52:16,434 --> 00:52:18,436
- I mean, you did see
the way she referenced

989
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:19,504
my love muscle.

990
00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:21,206
- Yeah, we all did.

991
00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:27,878
- Okay, I can't, I'm
pulling your dick, bro.

992
00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:29,914
She can't stand me at all.

993
00:52:36,721 --> 00:52:39,924
I have seen her
checking you out though.

994
00:52:39,957 --> 00:52:41,259
- Well I don't know
about all that.

995
00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:42,660
- I do, bro, I seen it!

996
00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:43,794
- Really?

997
00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:46,697
- Yeah man, you
could tap that ass.

998
00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:49,834
What's stopping you?

999
00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:51,569
- I'm not like you.

1000
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:55,740
- You know what,
I'll be your mentor,

1001
00:52:55,773 --> 00:52:57,775
and your best bro.

1002
00:52:57,808 --> 00:53:00,478
I will be your Brobi Wan Kenobi.

1003
00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:04,549
- And I could be
your Luke Guywalker.

1004
00:53:06,751 --> 00:53:07,818
- It's a start.

1005
00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:09,987
No, I mean, it's
your first time.

1006
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:10,855
- That was my first one.

1007
00:53:10,888 --> 00:53:11,722
- Exactly.

1008
00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:12,690
- They'll get better.

1009
00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:15,460
- We'll have plenty more.

1010
00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:39,584
- Oh my goodness, I'm sorry.

1011
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:41,652
- No, it's okay, I'm finished.

1012
00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:42,587
- I'll wait outside.

1013
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:44,755
- Don't be silly, come in.

1014
00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:46,856
- Jackie.

1015
00:53:49,026 --> 00:53:52,330
- Oh my God, Tyler, do I really
have to throw myself at you

1016
00:53:52,363 --> 00:53:53,731
to get you to notice me?

1017
00:53:53,764 --> 00:53:56,601
- We just talked for half
an hour at the bar, I...

1018
00:53:56,634 --> 00:54:00,738
- Tyler, I want you, I've
wanted you for weeks.

1019
00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:02,707
You're always the best
dressed guy in the bar.

1020
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,675
- Thank you, thank you.

1021
00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:09,647
- Come on, I'm on
break for 15 minutes.

1022
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,383
- No, this is not a
good idea, Jackie.

1023
00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,951
- Oh, what's wrong?

1024
00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:14,984
You nervous?

1025
00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:17,488
Don't worry, I'll
take care of you.

1026
00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:20,291
- No, yes, very,
very nervous, yes.

1027
00:54:20,325 --> 00:54:21,526
- You wanna go back to my place?

1028
00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:22,960
We can relax properly?

1029
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:25,696
- Jackie, I'm not interested.

1030
00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:26,564
- I don't get it.

1031
00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,399
- It's not you.

1032
00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:29,066
- What, you're married?

1033
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:30,099
- No, God.

1034
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,470
- Don't you like me?

1035
00:54:32,503 --> 00:54:34,572
- Yes Jackie, I
like you very much.

1036
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,006
- I mean, my breasts
aren't bad either, right?

1037
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,408
I've been told they're
pretty fantastic.

1038
00:54:37,442 --> 00:54:39,410
- They're awesome,
they're beautiful.

1039
00:54:39,444 --> 00:54:41,512
Please put them away.

1040
00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:43,714
- I don't believe you.

1041
00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:47,385
- It's not you, Jackie,
it's nothing personal.

1042
00:54:47,418 --> 00:54:49,987
- What, you like somebody
else, Karen, Sandy?

1043
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:51,021
- No, oh no.

1044
00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:55,760
- They're pretty hot,
dude, I'd do them.

1045
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:56,627
- I should go.

1046
00:54:56,661 --> 00:54:57,795
- No, I'll go.

1047
00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,932
I mean, you've gotta pee, right?

1048
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,469
- Jackie, give me that back.
- What's this?

1049
00:55:04,502 --> 00:55:05,370
- Jackie!

1050
00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:07,338
- Wait, stop screaming!

1051
00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:11,108
- Oh my God, it's
a suicide note!

1052
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,544
Tyler, you need
to call a hotline.

1053
00:55:13,578 --> 00:55:16,447
I knew it, you had
to be depressed.

1054
00:55:16,481 --> 00:55:18,549
- It's not a suicide note.

1055
00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:21,752
- You're not alone,
we're here with you.

1056
00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:23,388
- Give me the note, Jackie.

1057
00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:25,790
- You have so much to live
for, to throw it all away.

1058
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:26,857
- We're gonna get you help.
- I don't wanna die!

1059
00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,092
I don't wanna die!

1060
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,795
- Nobody wants you
to, you're loved.

1061
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:31,762
- You're not listening
to me, Jackie.

1062
00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:33,531
- I'm not gonna stand
by and let this happen.

1063
00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:37,101
- Jackie, I like me,
okay, I like me, I'm gay!

1064
00:55:37,134 --> 00:55:39,103
It's not you, it is me.

1065
00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:45,074
- Wow.

1066
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:56,821
Okay, okay, well everything
makes so much more sense.

1067
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,789
You could've told me
this three weeks ago.

1068
00:55:58,823 --> 00:55:59,990
- Well nobody knows.

1069
00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:04,795
My aunt knows, I told her I'd
kill her if she told anyone.

1070
00:56:04,829 --> 00:56:07,798
- That's overreacting
a little bit.

1071
00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:09,400
Wait, are you threatening me?

1072
00:56:09,434 --> 00:56:12,102
- No, and tonight was the
night I was coming out,

1073
00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:14,038
and I was nervous and I
just wrote some stuff down,

1074
00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:15,773
and that's the note.

1075
00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:18,142
That's what that note is.

1076
00:56:18,175 --> 00:56:21,045
- Aw, that takes
a lot of courage.

1077
00:56:23,914 --> 00:56:25,683
And I am relieved because
if you were straight

1078
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:28,586
and rejected me, I'd
probably binge on ice cream

1079
00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:30,455
for the next two weeks.

1080
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:31,689
- Be right there with you,

1081
00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:32,923
there's another secret
that's not in the note.

1082
00:56:32,957 --> 00:56:34,492
- Oh.

1083
00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,894
- Well I come up here
every night to see Craig.

1084
00:56:40,665 --> 00:56:41,799
- Wow.

1085
00:56:41,832 --> 00:56:43,434
- Are you kidding?

1086
00:56:45,570 --> 00:56:48,539
Okay, I'm sorry, is
my mascara running?

1087
00:56:48,573 --> 00:56:50,441
- No, it looks good.

1088
00:56:50,475 --> 00:56:51,976
- I'm not laughing
at you, I promise.

1089
00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:55,045
But maybe finally now,
Craig will get some action.

1090
00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:58,916
- Not even now, I'd never
talked to him until tonight,

1091
00:56:58,949 --> 00:56:59,917
he's kind of an ass.

1092
00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:01,786
- Uh yeah, no kidding.

1093
00:57:03,488 --> 00:57:04,855
- Could you do me a favor?

1094
00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:09,059
Don't tell anyone until I
make my announcement, okay?

1095
00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:10,661
- Cross my heart.

1096
00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:14,799
You're a really
sweet guy, Tyler.

1097
00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:15,833
Last chance.

1098
00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:21,205
- I'm good, and you're pretty,
and all of that is awesome,

1099
00:57:21,238 --> 00:57:22,507
but you know.

1100
00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:26,744
- Okay, I'll leave it alone
but if you ever want to

1101
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:30,147
experiment, you know
where to find me.

1102
00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:32,116
- But that in the bank.

1103
00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:42,560
- Holy shit, bro, bro, bro!

1104
00:57:43,828 --> 00:57:46,664
Hey, you did not just hit that?

1105
00:57:46,697 --> 00:57:47,532
- Hit what?

1106
00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:48,833
- Jackie man!

1107
00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:50,234
Dude I saw her coming
out of the bathroom,

1108
00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:53,571
fixing her jacket and her apron.

1109
00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:57,207
Dude, the sign, I
know what you did!

1110
00:57:57,241 --> 00:58:01,145
- Yeah, it was great Craig,
she had long breasts.

1111
00:58:01,178 --> 00:58:02,747
- Long tits?

1112
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:06,751
No shit, like how long
though, like out here?

1113
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:09,019
- Like long, erect nipples.

1114
00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:12,623
- Okay, awesome, did she?

1115
00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:16,060
Come on, did she?

1116
00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:21,599
You know, the face, the...

1117
00:58:23,801 --> 00:58:25,002
Yeah, she did!

1118
00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:27,171
Yeah, I know she did, yes!

1119
00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:31,008
Oh dude, I'm not
jealous or anything man.

1120
00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:33,510
I have a really healthy ego.

1121
00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:37,982
Man, honestly I'd
like some advice.

1122
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,618
Like what's your secret, bro?

1123
00:58:40,651 --> 00:58:42,152
- Just be yourself.

1124
00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:49,326
- What?

1125
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,296
- Don't what us, you just had
sex with Tyler, didn't you?

1126
00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:53,329
- Oh, stop.

1127
00:58:54,732 --> 00:58:57,101
- Oh my god girl, you
don't cover up well at all.

1128
00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:58,736
- No, we didn't, I swear.

1129
00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:01,305
We were in there together
and we just talked.

1130
00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,773
- What you talk about, huh?

1131
00:59:02,807 --> 00:59:04,174
His favorite position?

1132
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:08,679
- No, I swear to god, we
talked about authenticity.

1133
00:59:08,713 --> 00:59:09,847
- You are full of shit.

1134
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,782
- So what's he like?

1135
00:59:11,816 --> 00:59:14,051
- Is his dick as
big as I imagined?

1136
00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:16,787
- Guys, I can't really
get into this right now.

1137
00:59:16,821 --> 00:59:18,923
- So it was like straight,
or is it crooked?

1138
00:59:18,956 --> 00:59:20,057
Because sometimes
when it's crooked it

1139
00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:21,959
just hits that little
spot, you know.

1140
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:25,329
- Oh my God, we
literally just talked.

1141
00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:28,232
Trust me, it will
make sense later.

1142
00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:32,136
- It's hard to talk with
a dick in your mouth.

1143
00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:34,638
- You guys.

1144
00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:43,748
Um, we've been friends
for a long time, right?

1145
00:59:43,781 --> 00:59:46,216
- Oh shit, who did you do?

1146
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:49,654
- No one, no, I just wanted
to get everybody together

1147
00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:52,657
and just talk about something
that has been on my mind

1148
00:59:52,690 --> 00:59:53,958
for a long time.

1149
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:56,827
And I thought it'd be
easier if I just had

1150
00:59:56,861 --> 00:59:57,995
everyone together.

1151
00:59:58,028 --> 01:00:01,131
- Well come on, come
on, out with it, man.

1152
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,068
- Guys, I'm gay.

1153
01:00:09,974 --> 01:00:12,710
- Yeah, awesome, so what do
you wanna talk to us about?

1154
01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:14,244
- That's not really
news there, man.

1155
01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:15,780
- Yeah, we've known for a while.

1156
01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:16,947
- What?

1157
01:00:16,981 --> 01:00:18,148
What are you talking about?

1158
01:00:18,182 --> 01:00:20,250
I've got every chick
here wanting me.

1159
01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:21,752
You guys are telling me
who to have sex with,

1160
01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:25,055
and new positions,
and drawing diagrams.

1161
01:00:27,692 --> 01:00:28,392
- Come on man, any other
guy would've been banging

1162
01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:29,359
Jackie for years, all right.

1163
01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:31,996
Plus you have a lilac.

1164
01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:35,666
- It's a kerchief, it's French.

1165
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:36,967
- And tonight's the only
night that you've drank

1166
01:00:37,001 --> 01:00:38,869
something other than white wine.

1167
01:00:38,903 --> 01:00:40,938
Plus we heard you
screaming in the bathroom

1168
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,006
four minutes ago.

1169
01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:43,039
- No?

1170
01:00:45,910 --> 01:00:48,045
- Scream what from the bathroom?

1171
01:00:48,078 --> 01:00:49,379
- Tyler's gay.

1172
01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:52,783
- Told you everything
would make sense.

1173
01:00:58,122 --> 01:01:00,390
- Dude, you're awesome, bro.

1174
01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:02,259
- Yeah, thanks Craig.

1175
01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:05,229
- No, really, you're
a true American hero.

1176
01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:06,931
Like GI Bro status.

1177
01:01:08,065 --> 01:01:09,734
First you're banging the
snot out of Jackie in

1178
01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:12,302
the bathroom, and then
you come over here and

1179
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:14,271
you tell us all that you're gay.

1180
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:18,308
That's so good, I love you man.

1181
01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:21,846
- Well I appreciate that,
Craig, that was nice.

1182
01:01:21,879 --> 01:01:23,047
- We didn't do anything Craig.

1183
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,882
I mean, how did you
become so thick?

1184
01:01:24,915 --> 01:01:25,915
- That's what she said.

1185
01:01:27,084 --> 01:01:28,285
- Okay, you guys are crazy.

1186
01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:29,920
- Tyler, we're
really proud of you.

1187
01:01:29,954 --> 01:01:31,355
- Thank you.

1188
01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:34,792
- You know, you're brave,
and if you ever wanna like

1189
01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:37,795
experiment maybe, like
tag team me, a couple guys

1190
01:01:37,828 --> 01:01:40,998
or something, you
know where to find me.

1191
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:43,968
- Well that is not
out of question.

1192
01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:48,939
- You know, it took a lot
of guts, you're awesome.

1193
01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:52,142
- You are awesome, thank you.

1194
01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:54,111
- Sorry about the big surprise.

1195
01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:55,980
- Ah, it's all
right, what are you gonna do?

1196
01:01:56,013 --> 01:01:58,248
- At least something
positive happened.

1197
01:01:58,282 --> 01:01:59,750
- I wanna thank you guys
for sticking with me

1198
01:01:59,784 --> 01:02:03,453
and making this a
little easier on me.

1199
01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:04,321
Thank you.

1200
01:02:04,354 --> 01:02:05,354
- Wait.

1201
01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:11,061
So, you're gay, you
didn't tap that ass?

1202
01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:17,101
- No, Jackie's great
but she's not my type.

1203
01:02:18,803 --> 01:02:20,470
- Okay, what is?

1204
01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:23,273
- I don't know, you
finished drinking yet?

1205
01:02:23,307 --> 01:02:25,509
- Finished drinking?

1206
01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:28,012
I don't know, is it morning yet?

1207
01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:32,850
- Well have you ever had
the flavor of a nice Pinot

1208
01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:33,883
in your mouth?

1209
01:02:35,552 --> 01:02:38,889
- No, actually, I'm not
really a fan of white wine

1210
01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:41,458
but sure dude, I'll try
anything once, you're buying.

1211
01:02:41,491 --> 01:02:42,893
- He's so easy.

1212
01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:08,886
- Hey babe, how you doing?

1213
01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:10,054
You all right?

1214
01:03:11,421 --> 01:03:14,024
No, no, that is not a good
idea, do not come here.

1215
01:03:14,058 --> 01:03:17,294
No, we can talk about it later!

1216
01:03:17,327 --> 01:03:19,263
I gotta go, I gotta go.

1217
01:03:20,397 --> 01:03:21,565
- Why so shady, brother?

1218
01:03:21,598 --> 01:03:23,167
What, you can't talk on the
phone in front of your friends.

1219
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,169
- That was Tammy, bro.

1220
01:03:25,202 --> 01:03:26,203
She's on her way back here.

1221
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:27,171
- And she called you?

1222
01:03:27,204 --> 01:03:29,073
- Oh, she's gonna call you?

1223
01:03:29,106 --> 01:03:31,909
She wants to talk about it.

1224
01:03:31,942 --> 01:03:33,310
- Well that doesn't sound good.

1225
01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:37,014
- Yeah, you know her,
there's no way of knowing.

1226
01:03:41,085 --> 01:03:45,222
- What they hell, she called
you from the parking lot.

1227
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:48,592
Why did you change?

1228
01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:50,160
- I told you not to come here.

1229
01:03:50,194 --> 01:03:51,528
You show up dressed like that.

1230
01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:53,163
- I need to talk to Bill.

1231
01:03:53,197 --> 01:03:55,199
- Tammy, you cannot tell
him about us, all right?

1232
01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:56,366
He's all ready suspicious.

1233
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,635
- I'm not losing my
husband to that whore.

1234
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,270
- All right, he's my best
friend, I'm not losing that.

1235
01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:02,206
- You lost that as soon as
you started banging his wife,

1236
01:04:02,239 --> 01:04:03,908
now didn't you?

1237
01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:06,043
- What are you gonna tell him?

1238
01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:08,212
- Oh, Fernie, it's
none of your business.

1239
01:04:08,245 --> 01:04:09,446
- It is my business.

1240
01:04:09,479 --> 01:04:12,382
- Ah, don't worry about it.

1241
01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:15,652
I'll take care of
it, just relax.

1242
01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:17,487
Hi Billy boy.

1243
01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:18,889
- Hey, sweetheart.

1244
01:04:18,923 --> 01:04:21,025
- We have a lot to
discuss, don't we?

1245
01:04:21,058 --> 01:04:22,526
- Yeah, yeah we do.

1246
01:04:24,995 --> 01:04:26,263
Let's discuss how hot you look,

1247
01:04:26,296 --> 01:04:28,032
I've never seen you
like this before.

1248
01:04:28,065 --> 01:04:31,035
Give me a hard on
the size of Florida.

1249
01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,636
- You're as shallow as
a kiddie wading pool.

1250
01:04:32,669 --> 01:04:36,640
Can you please just be
a man for five seconds?

1251
01:04:36,673 --> 01:04:39,476
- I'll try, I can
guarantee two or three.

1252
01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:42,412
- What about all this?

1253
01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:44,448
- Well we have options.

1254
01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:47,151
- Options, good, what are they?

1255
01:04:48,285 --> 01:04:51,055
- Uh, well one, we can
just completely distance

1256
01:04:51,088 --> 01:04:55,259
ourselves from the whole
situation and pay child support.

1257
01:04:55,292 --> 01:04:59,396
Two, we can accept the
child into our lives.

1258
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:02,032
Three, I can be in
the child's life

1259
01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:05,235
and just not involve you at all.

1260
01:05:05,269 --> 01:05:08,672
Or four, Sandy could
have an abortion,

1261
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:10,607
but that would take
a lot of persuading,

1262
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,977
and I don't see that happening.

1263
01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:15,645
- Hmm, so in all four
of these scenarios,

1264
01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:18,115
you and I stay together.

1265
01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:22,419
- Yeah, yeah, 100%, that's
what we want, right?

1266
01:05:22,452 --> 01:05:24,521
So, what do you wanna do?

1267
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:30,027
- Then I'll go with option
two, we stay in the kids life,

1268
01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:31,595
we help raise it.

1269
01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:34,398
I mean, just because
you're a real piece of work

1270
01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:37,701
doesn't mean the kid doesn't
deserve a dad, right?

1271
01:05:37,734 --> 01:05:39,536
- Sounds like a plan.

1272
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,039
I'll tell Sandy.

1273
01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,007
- No you won't.

1274
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:44,308
- I won't?

1275
01:05:44,341 --> 01:05:45,642
- I'll tell her.

1276
01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:47,477
- Of course.

1277
01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:49,413
- Where is she?

1278
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:51,281
- I haven't seen her.

1279
01:05:51,315 --> 01:05:54,184
- Okay, well don't
worry about it.

1280
01:05:54,218 --> 01:05:57,521
You just run off and play with
your little friends, okay?

1281
01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:13,070
Sandra, may I have a
word with you, please?

1282
01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:14,638
- Yeah, okay, I don't think so.

1283
01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:17,241
You're lucky she's
not in the hospital.

1284
01:06:17,274 --> 01:06:18,642
- Well, she's about
to be in the hospital

1285
01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:23,080
having my husbands baby, so
I think I deserve a word.

1286
01:06:23,113 --> 01:06:24,548
- Not now, they need to settle...

1287
01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:28,085
- You know, I'm as cool
as a cucumber, Karen.

1288
01:06:28,118 --> 01:06:29,319
The way I see it, the
kid just doesn't deserve

1289
01:06:29,353 --> 01:06:30,754
to grow up without a dad,

1290
01:06:30,787 --> 01:06:34,158
so I suggest that you and
I go somewhere privately,

1291
01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,426
and discuss the dynamics
of our new family.

1292
01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:37,661
- All right.

1293
01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:40,664
Yeah, Karen, I'm
willing to listen.

1294
01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:41,665
- Will you excuse us?

1295
01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:43,500
You know, Karen can stay here,

1296
01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:46,370
I think you and I should go to
the bathroom, talk about it.

1297
01:06:46,403 --> 01:06:47,237
- Okay.

1298
01:06:47,271 --> 01:06:48,271
- Okay.

1299
01:06:50,474 --> 01:06:53,777
- I have to get
over him anyways.

1300
01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:56,513
- Are you really gonna be okay.

1301
01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:23,307
- Look, all things considered,
I owe you an apology.

1302
01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:26,243
I've been sleeping with
your husband and I'm sorry.

1303
01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:27,411
I know it was wrong.

1304
01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:29,413
- Bro, what kind of
bullshit is that?

1305
01:07:29,446 --> 01:07:30,814
- What?

1306
01:07:30,847 --> 01:07:32,782
- Options, I thought you
were breaking up with her.

1307
01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:34,084
- What, I thought about
it and I decided I

1308
01:07:34,118 --> 01:07:35,652
wanna stay alive.

1309
01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:38,622
Besides, she's started looking
hotter over the last hour.

1310
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:39,756
- Yeah, that's the magic of
makeup and a tight dress.

1311
01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:40,857
Come on?

1312
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:41,825
- Something's gotta happen

1313
01:07:41,858 --> 01:07:42,792
and it's gotta happen soon.

1314
01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:44,594
- Guys, it's all ready
been a night, all right?

1315
01:07:44,628 --> 01:07:46,830
And you're right,
Tammy looks great.

1316
01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:48,498
- Look, if you ever decide
to experiment on the straight

1317
01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:50,167
side, stay away from
my wife, all right?

1318
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,501
She's bad news.

1319
01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:53,470
- They're all bad news.

1320
01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:57,741
- Like I said, he
knows everything.

1321
01:07:57,774 --> 01:08:00,477
I don't remember
asking you to join us.

1322
01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:02,179
- Hey, I don't remember
asking for all the shit

1323
01:08:02,212 --> 01:08:04,648
that happened neither,

1324
01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:08,518
because this is the one
night I come here to relax.

1325
01:08:08,552 --> 01:08:10,720
- Well look man, none of
us wanted this to happen.

1326
01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:13,823
- Well whatever
happened, it happened

1327
01:08:14,824 --> 01:08:16,693
because you messed up.

1328
01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:20,297
- I oughta kick your ass.

1329
01:08:24,401 --> 01:08:28,138
- Fernando, you lost your
job because you messed up.

1330
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:33,643
Are you gonna buy me a drink?

1331
01:08:33,677 --> 01:08:35,779
And you're gonna shut up.

1332
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:41,751
- Please give me a scotch.

1333
01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:44,454
- Pay attention, Bill, that's
what a real man orders.

1334
01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:56,233
- You don't know who's
who here, do you?

1335
01:08:56,266 --> 01:08:58,902
You don't even know
who you really are.

1336
01:08:58,935 --> 01:08:59,869
- What the hell
you talking about?

1337
01:08:59,903 --> 01:09:01,505
These are my best friends.

1338
01:09:01,538 --> 01:09:02,538
- Idiot.

1339
01:09:07,411 --> 01:09:11,548
You didn't figure out Tyler
here was gay until now.

1340
01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:16,920
And Fernando, you keep
insisting that you just speak

1341
01:09:18,288 --> 01:09:21,425
with your best friends
wife privately.

1342
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:27,496
Privately.

1343
01:09:30,334 --> 01:09:34,904
And Billy, you're just facing
those little girls off in

1344
01:09:34,938 --> 01:09:37,541
there because you wanna
save your own ass.

1345
01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:40,710
You wanna save your
own little sorry ass.

1346
01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:43,447
- You're pretty quick to judge.

1347
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:44,614
- Hey Billy, there's
a lot of old sayings

1348
01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:47,817
written about guys
just like you.

1349
01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:49,386
- What old saying?

1350
01:09:49,419 --> 01:09:53,323
- Such as hell have no
fury like a woman scorned.

1351
01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:56,693
- Yeah, I've heard it, so?

1352
01:09:56,726 --> 01:10:00,564
- Yeah, what do you think
Tammy is doing with Sandra

1353
01:10:04,401 --> 01:10:08,472
in that room?

1354
01:10:09,973 --> 01:10:13,243
- Well, I'm not
entirely blameless,

1355
01:10:13,277 --> 01:10:16,813
I've been having an affair
with Fernando for months.

1356
01:10:16,846 --> 01:10:18,715
- Fernando, oh my God.

1357
01:10:21,017 --> 01:10:23,787
Okay, so that's why you
ran into the bathroom and...

1358
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:25,689
- There's more.

1359
01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:27,424
Bill and I've been trying
to get pregnant since we got

1360
01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:30,394
married and nothing's
worked until,

1361
01:10:31,695 --> 01:10:34,698
well, in a sick way hearing
Bill got you pregnant

1362
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:36,566
was almost a relief.

1363
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,268
- Because you know
he's not sterile?

1364
01:10:38,302 --> 01:10:42,306
- No, because I'm pregnant
with Fernando's baby.

1365
01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:48,712
- Oh my God, you're kidding?

1366
01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:54,651
Wow, I mean, I
guess it's perfect,

1367
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:58,922
everyone gets what they wanted.

1368
01:10:58,955 --> 01:11:03,259
- I just never, never planned
for it to happen this way.

1369
01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:06,029
- Well I mean, life
is what happens

1370
01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:07,431
when you're busy
making other plans.

1371
01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:10,667
I mean, that's what
they say, right?

1372
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:14,871
- Yeah, it's just, it's
just a lot to take in, okay.

1373
01:11:14,904 --> 01:11:16,806
- It's gonna be fine.

1374
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:17,840
It will be fine.

1375
01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:25,382
- Everything won't be fine.

1376
01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:29,619
Why, we're both getting what
we wanted, it will be perfect?

1377
01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:31,388
- Do you remember what
I told you before,

1378
01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:33,557
last time we were in here?

1379
01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:38,895
I said if you touch me
again, I would kill you.

1380
01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:12,929
You've been picturing
this perfect little life

1381
01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:15,365
where everything works out,

1382
01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:18,768
but you can't have it.

1383
01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:36,352
- Bill, Bill, Bill!

1384
01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:41,825
Lay her down.

1385
01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,695
- What you do, what happened?

1386
01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:49,966
- Bill, this isn't about you.

1387
01:12:52,168 --> 01:12:55,038
Fernando, I'm
carrying your child.

1388
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:07,651
Why did I have to
fall in love with you?

1389
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:17,160
- Oh my God.

1390
01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:26,670
Our friendship didn't mean shit!

1391
01:13:26,703 --> 01:13:28,705
- I can explain, bro.

1392
01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:40,583
- Freeze!

1393
01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:44,721
- Calm down, Bill.

1394
01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,055
- What's going on in here?

1395
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,791
- Boys, back it off, relax!

1396
01:13:47,824 --> 01:13:49,626
- Hey, get off of me.

1397
01:13:55,499 --> 01:13:56,933
- Hey, we'll take it from here.

1398
01:13:56,966 --> 01:13:58,935
Keep everything
locked down, officers.

1399
01:13:58,968 --> 01:14:02,138
- Excuse me, who do
you think you are?

1400
01:14:02,171 --> 01:14:04,140
- You were my best man.

1401
01:14:04,173 --> 01:14:05,809
- Someone need to
do some explaining,

1402
01:14:05,842 --> 01:14:06,943
what's going on in here?

1403
01:14:06,976 --> 01:14:09,513
- Stand down, officers,
we've got this.

1404
01:14:09,546 --> 01:14:10,647
- I need more than that, ma'am.

1405
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:13,149
- Federal agent,
we're good, thank you.

1406
01:14:13,182 --> 01:14:14,551
Thank you for coming in.

1407
01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:16,620
- You two want to
get fired, Officer.

1408
01:14:16,653 --> 01:14:17,987
- No, ma'am.

1409
01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:19,088
- Then I suggest you call
your god damn captain

1410
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,858
and get on with doing my job.

1411
01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:25,261
- Gentlemen, I have
your proof right here.

1412
01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:27,463
- Thank you, good work.

1413
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,144
- Sit down, Fernando.

1414
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:47,283
Have you ever heard
of Shiam Simya?

1415
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:49,519
- No, why should
I give a shit about them?

1416
01:14:49,553 --> 01:14:51,187
- It sounds like
Chinese or something.

1417
01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:54,290
- It's actually Russian,
also known as MI7,

1418
01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:57,727
the biggest crime syndicate
in the former Soviet Union.

1419
01:14:57,761 --> 01:14:59,262
- Were those the bastards
that killed Tammy?

1420
01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:03,099
- Not quite, why don't
you tell him, Fernando?

1421
01:15:06,870 --> 01:15:09,005
- I've got nothing to say.

1422
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:12,776
- It's all in there.

1423
01:15:15,178 --> 01:15:17,018
- Your best buddy Fernando
here was paid to be

1424
01:15:17,046 --> 01:15:19,649
the eyes and ears of the Muerto,

1425
01:15:19,683 --> 01:15:22,952
MI7's biggest rival
in the heroin trade.

1426
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,955
- Geez, that's a lot of cash.

1427
01:15:25,989 --> 01:15:27,757
- Yeah man, my idiot
dad decided he wanted

1428
01:15:27,791 --> 01:15:28,925
to buy a house with cash.

1429
01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:29,958
- Uh, okay.

1430
01:15:32,596 --> 01:15:33,963
- You're all dead.

1431
01:15:33,997 --> 01:15:35,765
- Everyone wanted to
keep an eye on you, Bill.

1432
01:15:35,799 --> 01:15:38,134
Tammy was an agent for MI7,

1433
01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:41,037
assigned to keep an eye
on you and Fernando.

1434
01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:55,118
- Was that Russian?

1435
01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:57,821
- Hey, yeah, I'm taking a class.

1436
01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:01,190
- I don't get it.

1437
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:02,759
- It was all about Jacob, Bill,

1438
01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:04,193
everyone thought you were him.

1439
01:16:04,227 --> 01:16:07,030
- Jacob, no, they told me
he died four years ago.

1440
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:09,298
- He did, he took six
bullets to the chest

1441
01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:11,167
but not everyone was convinced.

1442
01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:25,348
- He had a habit
of posing as you,

1443
01:16:25,381 --> 01:16:29,318
an average, government
employee, no threat to anyone.

1444
01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:31,955
- That doesn't make any
sense, why would he do that?

1445
01:16:31,988 --> 01:16:34,323
- Because who knows what
kind of secrets people spill

1446
01:16:34,357 --> 01:16:37,360
when they think nobody knows
what they're talking about.

1447
01:16:37,393 --> 01:16:40,363
- In this case, the codes
for the information satellite

1448
01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:43,967
that MI7 uses for their
secure communication.

1449
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,736
- Yeah, your brother was
real close to cracking

1450
01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:48,772
those codes when he was killed.

1451
01:16:48,805 --> 01:16:50,707
Nobody knew how close he was,

1452
01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:52,341
and everybody wanted to know.

1453
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:55,812
So convenient information
leak made the dealers think

1454
01:16:55,845 --> 01:16:58,181
that he was still alive
and posing as you.

1455
01:16:58,214 --> 01:16:59,348
- We wanted to keep
an eye on them,

1456
01:16:59,382 --> 01:17:01,284
and knew they'd be drawn to you.

1457
01:17:01,317 --> 01:17:02,986
- Ah great, so you
used me as bait.

1458
01:17:03,019 --> 01:17:06,756
- Sometimes sacrifices must
be made for the greater good.

1459
01:17:06,790 --> 01:17:08,658
- I know I shouldn't
have voted for Bush.

1460
01:17:08,692 --> 01:17:10,293
- Actually, it was
Clinton who authorized

1461
01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:13,697
the company for
those types of calls.

1462
01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:14,730
- Bastards.

1463
01:17:15,598 --> 01:17:20,036
So, I don't get it, why
did Tammy kill Sandy?

1464
01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:21,738
- Sandy was with the Sicilians.

1465
01:17:21,771 --> 01:17:23,272
- The Sicilians were
also trying to get access

1466
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:24,874
to that satellite.

1467
01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:32,314
- Sorry.

1468
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:44,093
- Oh, an Italian passport.

1469
01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:51,367
And they all thought
that I had these codes?

1470
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,803
- Still not sure you don't.

1471
01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:54,971
- Why didn't you just kill me?

1472
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:58,041
- MI7 was afraid you had written
down the codes somewhere,

1473
01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:00,176
and everybody else
was afraid you hadn't.

1474
01:18:00,209 --> 01:18:02,145
- So every relationship
that I've had for the past

1475
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:04,447
four years has been a lie.

1476
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:06,049
I need a god damn drink.

1477
01:18:06,082 --> 01:18:09,252
- Tyler was straight,
not literally,

1478
01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:11,921
but he wasn't an agent
and neither was Craig.

1479
01:18:11,955 --> 01:18:14,057
You should just be happy
that you're alive, pal.

1480
01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:15,391
Tammy was actually supposed to

1481
01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:18,327
kill you and Fernando tonight.

1482
01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:22,098
- It turns out she
really did love you guys.

1483
01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:26,035
- So what about you three?

1484
01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:30,173
- Suzanne, Rafferty, and I,
we're assigned to protect you,

1485
01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:33,176
but we couldn't let you know.

1486
01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:34,209
- Hey, hey!

1487
01:18:35,378 --> 01:18:37,346
- Off me, get off me!

1488
01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:38,882
- For gods sakes.

1489
01:18:39,949 --> 01:18:41,350
Yeah, do it tight.

1490
01:18:43,853 --> 01:18:45,388
- Okay, so what now?

1491
01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:49,425
- So now, your friend Fernando
goes away for a while,

1492
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:51,227
a long while.

1493
01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:54,798
And you go into
witness protection.

1494
01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:55,832
- You're still a target, Bill.

1495
01:18:55,865 --> 01:18:58,234
We can't risk letting you go.

1496
01:18:59,836 --> 01:19:02,505
- I need a cigarette,
anybody have a smoke?

1497
01:19:02,538 --> 01:19:05,308
- There's no smoking in here.

1498
01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:08,177
- Well can I go out for
at least a minute, please?

1499
01:19:08,211 --> 01:19:12,849
- He's fine, I mean,
there's cops everywhere.

1500
01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:13,882
- Here.

1501
01:19:19,989 --> 01:19:20,990
- Hey, Bill.

1502
01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:23,425
I'm sorry.

1503
01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:33,837
- All my friends
were not my friends

1504
01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:35,204
and I was just the job to them.

1505
01:19:42,411 --> 01:19:44,413
But you are too.

1506
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:46,182
Seriously, if you
need me for anything,

1507
01:19:46,215 --> 01:19:47,550
I got your back, okay?

1508
01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:55,290
Relax.

1509
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:38,501
It's finally over.

1510
01:21:22,311 --> 01:21:25,982
- Well hell, this is
bigger than I thought.

1511
01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:29,417
Isn't it?

1512
01:21:33,156 --> 01:21:36,359
- Yeah, you were
right about one thing.

1513
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,264
Everybody has secrets.

1514
01:21:47,503 --> 01:21:51,574
My secret, I took my dead
twin brothers identity.

1515
01:21:51,607 --> 01:21:54,177
I had to, so I could survive.

1516
01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:30,446
The Russian family, MI7,
wanted the codes very badly,

1517
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,681
and would've stopped at nothing.

1518
01:22:32,715 --> 01:22:35,518
They sent Tammy,
Karen, and Alex.

1519
01:23:04,113 --> 01:23:09,052
♪ I'm gonna get to the
bottom of this if it kills me

1520
01:23:11,187 --> 01:23:13,156
She left them a present.

1521
01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:17,326
♪ We gonna shake our Grey
away, you gonna heal me

1522
01:23:20,529 --> 01:23:24,467
♪ And I'm gonna heal you.

1523
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:28,137
- If I were you, I'd
stop picking on me.

1524
01:23:28,171 --> 01:23:31,374
- If I were you, I'd
stop picking on me.

1525
01:23:34,277 --> 01:23:38,414
♪ Won't take long girl,
you'll find I am unstoppable.

1526
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,287
- We all want a perfect life,

1527
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:48,257
but as Tammy said to
Sandra, you can't have it.

1528
01:23:55,364 --> 01:23:59,502
♪ Ever tasking
standing at my door

1529
01:24:16,419 --> 01:24:20,556
♪ Hands up, look like
trouble, head right into us

1530
01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:27,363
♪ Things are dangerous

1531
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:31,534
♪ Razor sharp little lady,
move like I need an ambulance

1532
01:24:34,737 --> 01:24:38,107
♪ For the way she cuts

1533
01:24:38,141 --> 01:24:42,545
♪ this can't relax and

1534
01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:45,681
♪ Like you've been
touched before

1535
01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:48,451
♪ Become up oh, oh

1536
01:24:48,484 --> 01:24:52,621
♪ I risk
I am unstoppable

1537
01:24:56,359 --> 01:24:59,228
♪ Up above it all

1538
01:25:00,396 --> 01:25:04,500
♪ Never had no love
like this before

1539
01:25:09,805 --> 01:25:14,143
♪ Never tasking
standing there, my lord

1540
01:25:21,217 --> 01:25:25,354
♪ In love, or so
I thought, before

1541
01:25:32,528 --> 01:25:36,665
♪ Ever chancing
standing at my door

