1
00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:17,376
- That wasn't so bad.
- We'll wait for the next one.

2
00:03:17,459 --> 00:03:19,459
- Good bye, Laaksonen.
- Good bye.

3
00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:02,126
Good evening.

4
00:05:07,876 --> 00:05:09,751
Come here.

5
00:05:24,459 --> 00:05:27,626
Aircraft warning! Fire! 13:00.

6
00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:38,001
Bomber, 30:00. Two guns. Fire!

7
00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:15,376
Laaksonen.

8
00:06:19,292 --> 00:06:20,876
Sir.

9
00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:25,084
You can call me Heikki.

10
00:06:26,001 --> 00:06:28,709
Touko Laaksonen. Touko.

11
00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:34,459
Thank you.

12
00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:40,376
Do you have dreams, Touko?

13
00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,626
I don't know about that.

14
00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:45,876
What would you like to do
when the war is over?

15
00:06:47,376 --> 00:06:50,917
I mean,
besides taking walks in the park.

16
00:06:55,001 --> 00:06:56,334
Play the piano.

17
00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:01,751
- And draw.
- An artist.

18
00:07:02,376 --> 00:07:05,709
- Well...
- Louvre.

19
00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:09,126
Laaksonen among the great masters there?

20
00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:17,501
No one from my hometown
has even been to Paris.

21
00:07:17,584 --> 00:07:20,834
You'll have a big opening party.
You'll invite me.

22
00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:23,751
I'll tell everyone I know you.

23
00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:25,626
You have to have dreams in life.

24
00:07:31,001 --> 00:07:35,917
The Eastern Front is breaking down.
We'll be transferred there.

25
00:07:36,001 --> 00:07:39,917
There are too many Russians.
Way too many.

26
00:07:51,084 --> 00:07:56,334
I'll tell the boys
they have to have dreams...

27
00:07:57,001 --> 00:07:58,792
...and think about winning.

28
00:08:02,376 --> 00:08:03,459
Well...

29
00:08:08,001 --> 00:08:10,917
Sir. Heikki.

30
00:08:14,542 --> 00:08:16,417
You can keep it.

31
00:08:25,751 --> 00:08:27,542
Let's go.

32
00:08:38,709 --> 00:08:40,667
- Good morning.
- Morning.

33
00:08:41,334 --> 00:08:43,251
I talked to my boss.

34
00:08:43,334 --> 00:08:46,126
He promised you can give it a try
at our company.

35
00:08:47,084 --> 00:08:50,292
- How come?
- I showed him your work.

36
00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:53,251
That landscape you painted for Dad.

37
00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:57,167
Your boss will change his mind
when he sees me.

38
00:08:57,251 --> 00:08:59,751
C'mon. We need money.

39
00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:04,584
Your veteran discount
isn't helping that much.

40
00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:08,084
Do you even know how much
cheese costs on the black market?

41
00:09:14,042 --> 00:09:17,959
Alrighty. You're feeling better, huh?

42
00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:23,459
- You're looking like yourself again.
- Am I?

43
00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:27,417
Well, at least you vaguely resemble
my brother.

44
00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:40,542
- I got a straight line.
- What straight line?

45
00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:43,876
I marked the obituaries
of all my friends

46
00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,959
who said they'd quit smoking.

47
00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:49,126
Born in 1921, 1922, 1923, 1924, 1925.

48
00:09:56,376 --> 00:09:58,584
Brother, dear, the war is over.

49
00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:05,459
Damn it, a Russky.

50
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,876
Touko. Touko.

51
00:12:59,251 --> 00:13:02,084
I'm here. Everything's OK.

52
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:04,376
Everything's OK.

53
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,834
Everything's OK.

54
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:10,001
Everything's OK. Everything's OK.

55
00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:12,876
Why wouldn't everything be OK?

56
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,376
Give it to me.

57
00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:41,126
You have to find someone
you can share your life with.

58
00:13:43,084 --> 00:13:47,376
Someone who'll look after you.
Someone special.

59
00:13:52,251 --> 00:13:54,167
I had someone in the war.

60
00:13:56,209 --> 00:13:59,042
Wow. What happened?

61
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:05,084
Well, what usually happens in war.

62
00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:09,209
- From the women's auxiliary corps?
- No.

63
00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:30,667
You're totally confused.

64
00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:36,959
It's the war. It made you like that.
But it'll pass.

65
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,459
You just have to work and meet people.

66
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:42,251
A lot of girls would want
a handsome officer like you.

67
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:48,084
You got that medal
because you fought bravely, right?

68
00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:56,167
- I guess so.
- Pull yourself together. Enjoy life.

69
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,501
Good night.

70
00:15:00,084 --> 00:15:01,709
Good night.

71
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,459
He's a faggot!

72
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:12,001
Get out or I'll call the police!

73
00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:14,751
You need to know how to behave here.

74
00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:18,626
I'll ban you for a month. Minimum.

75
00:18:20,376 --> 00:18:22,626
Ban me for life while you're at it.

76
00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:28,501
Thanks, honey.

77
00:20:22,209 --> 00:20:25,626
- What's your name?
- Nipa.

78
00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:31,667
- You want to see something?
- I'd rather do something.

79
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:42,834
Wow.

80
00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:46,251
May I keep this?

81
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,417
- Stop!
- Police!

82
00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:10,042
- Stop!
- Stop!

83
00:21:10,126 --> 00:21:11,459
Stop.

84
00:21:15,084 --> 00:21:17,667
Police! Stop in the name of the law!

85
00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:21,834
You, over there! Stop.

86
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:26,501
Police! I got one of them.

87
00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:30,251
- Stay where you are.
- Police!

88
00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:08,459
- Who is this fellow?
- Good evening. What's happening?

89
00:23:08,917 --> 00:23:11,251
We're clearing the park of criminals.

90
00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:17,084
- Why do you have to do that?
- For the Olympics.

91
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:23,001
Are you interested in javelin,
pole-vaulting,

92
00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:29,001
- or perhaps wrestling?
- Javelin.

93
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:33,126
Good. Then hurry up
before the spear throwers are here.

94
00:23:35,376 --> 00:23:37,251
Yes, we'll do our best.

95
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,709
- And your name is?
- Get in the car.

96
00:24:03,292 --> 00:24:04,209
Kake.

97
00:24:29,376 --> 00:24:34,292
- Did you sleep well?
- Fantastically. You?

98
00:24:35,334 --> 00:24:38,501
- Fantastically.
- Great.

99
00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:41,876
All right, let's go.

100
00:24:49,667 --> 00:24:52,501
Laaksonen,
I can't take this to a client.

101
00:24:52,584 --> 00:24:54,292
Do something.

102
00:25:06,334 --> 00:25:07,834
Excuse me.

103
00:25:07,917 --> 00:25:11,376
Can you come with me?
It'll take just a moment.

104
00:25:17,459 --> 00:25:19,917
Please sit on the couch.

105
00:25:21,626 --> 00:25:23,834
Maria, could you come here for a moment?

106
00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:31,376
A moment, please.

107
00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,542
Uh...

108
00:25:38,084 --> 00:25:43,792
Make eye contact.
No, not with me. With Maria.

109
00:25:45,334 --> 00:25:51,209
Good. Pretend it's morning.

110
00:25:51,876 --> 00:25:57,126
The first morning
after you've been... intimate.

111
00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:01,459
Think about naughty things.

112
00:26:04,834 --> 00:26:10,042
That's it. Think about
what it feels like to touch each other.

113
00:26:10,751 --> 00:26:15,501
That's it.
Gabriel, think a little harder.

114
00:26:18,084 --> 00:26:20,917
Touch her in a way that shows
the electricity between you.

115
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:26,626
Good.

116
00:26:32,584 --> 00:26:34,376
- Guess what?
- W hat?

117
00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:38,792
- The boss said he's happy with you.
- That's great.

118
00:26:38,876 --> 00:26:41,584
- What are you doing?
- Working. Working.

119
00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:45,751
I'm promoting the consumption
of useless things by unethical means.

120
00:26:45,834 --> 00:26:47,792
Ha-ha. Let me see.

121
00:26:47,876 --> 00:26:52,251
- No.
- Are you afraid I will laugh at you?

122
00:26:53,459 --> 00:26:55,501
- No, no, no.
- I promise.

123
00:26:57,584 --> 00:26:59,542
- Well?
- No, no.

124
00:26:59,626 --> 00:27:01,376
What?

125
00:27:02,459 --> 00:27:04,542
Sit down.

126
00:27:05,126 --> 00:27:07,292
Sit!

127
00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:15,376
No.

128
00:27:16,251 --> 00:27:19,542
- C'mon. You have a beautiful face.
- No, I don't.

129
00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:21,376
- Yes, you do.
- Hmm.

130
00:27:21,459 --> 00:27:22,917
Stop.

131
00:27:30,584 --> 00:27:32,751
- Well?
- All right.

132
00:27:34,334 --> 00:27:36,167
I don't know if I want to see it.

133
00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:46,751
- I don't look like that.
- I think you do.

134
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:49,209
- I'm not that beautiful.
- Yes, you are.

135
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,834
Those legs.

136
00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:55,876
You never learned how to draw legs.
Those look like sticks.

137
00:27:55,959 --> 00:27:59,626
Let me show you how.
Give me that block.

138
00:28:01,542 --> 00:28:03,751
Well?

139
00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:05,584
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

140
00:28:11,501 --> 00:28:13,126
Be careful or you'll pop a vein.

141
00:28:20,459 --> 00:28:23,001
- Ten seconds.
- No, no, no.

142
00:28:24,334 --> 00:28:25,542
- One...
- No!

143
00:28:25,626 --> 00:28:28,042
- Two, three, now.
- Now!

144
00:28:33,917 --> 00:28:36,376
- You're unbelievably good.
- No, I'm not.

145
00:28:36,459 --> 00:28:38,209
Yes, you are.

146
00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:42,542
I've been thinking that...

147
00:28:44,251 --> 00:28:48,959
...some day I might like
to have my own exhibition.

148
00:28:49,501 --> 00:28:53,792
- Why some day? Why not tomorrow?
- No.

149
00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:56,292
How can you be an artist

150
00:28:56,376 --> 00:28:59,667
- if nobody sees your work?
- Nobody wants to see it.

151
00:28:59,751 --> 00:29:02,376
And look who's talking.
You won't even show yours to me.

152
00:29:34,959 --> 00:29:38,959
Passports, please! Passports, please.

153
00:29:45,001 --> 00:29:46,626
Thank you.

154
00:30:00,001 --> 00:30:01,626
Fun.

155
00:30:30,292 --> 00:30:34,084
Passport, please. Passport, please.

156
00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:16,792
Hello, handsome.

157
00:31:20,709 --> 00:31:24,042
- Don't go.
- You want something?

158
00:31:31,084 --> 00:31:33,292
Are you lost?

159
00:31:35,584 --> 00:31:37,167
How is the pheasant hunt going?

160
00:32:28,459 --> 00:32:31,084
You might want to ask him.

161
00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:38,959
English or German?

162
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:08,501
Are you leaving?

163
00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:42,834
Name three streets that intersect

164
00:35:42,917 --> 00:35:45,376
with Runeberginkatu Street in Helsinki.

165
00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:51,876
Apollonkatu, Hesperiankatu
and Topeliuksenkatu Street.

166
00:35:53,001 --> 00:35:56,792
You grew up in Kaarina.
Why don't you speak the dialect?

167
00:35:57,417 --> 00:36:00,834
My parents were teachers.
This is how we spoke at home.

168
00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:05,876
Why did you have a strange man
in your hotel room?

169
00:36:06,792 --> 00:36:11,709
A man, you say,
stole your passport and wallet.

170
00:36:15,709 --> 00:36:18,709
We talked about pheasant hunting.

171
00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:22,876
Is this yours?

172
00:36:25,542 --> 00:36:27,292
It was found in your room.

173
00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:33,292
Well, I'll return to Finland.

174
00:36:34,209 --> 00:36:41,042
Based on your answers,
I can't confirm you're Finnish.

175
00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:46,126
In German eyes,
you're either a spy or a criminal.

176
00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:50,584
But I know what you are.

177
00:36:55,334 --> 00:36:58,209
I'll report to Consul Alijoki

178
00:36:58,292 --> 00:37:02,292
that the man arrested
by the German police is not Finnish.

179
00:37:02,376 --> 00:37:05,959
I'll let these gentlemen
interrogate you. That's it.

180
00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:09,792
Heikki.

181
00:37:11,376 --> 00:37:14,126
- What?
- Heikki Tapio Alijoki.

182
00:37:14,209 --> 00:37:17,251
Captain Heikki Alijoki.

183
00:37:17,334 --> 00:37:20,459
From the Helsinki Coastal Artillery,
during the war.

184
00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:23,876
- What about him?
- I know him.

185
00:37:24,334 --> 00:37:27,209
- May I speak to him?
- About what?

186
00:37:28,959 --> 00:37:30,667
Pheasant hunting.

187
00:38:07,876 --> 00:38:12,001
- Do you know this man?
- No.

188
00:38:12,084 --> 00:38:14,417
I'm Lieutenant Laaksonen.

189
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:18,459
We fought together
in Tahtitorninmaiki Hill Park.

190
00:38:18,542 --> 00:38:23,542
We had a number of close calls.

191
00:38:23,626 --> 00:38:26,459
There were no battles
in Tahtitorninmaiki Hill Park.

192
00:38:27,001 --> 00:38:30,292
I meant the air battles over Helsinki.

193
00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:35,917
We served together. I sewed under you.

194
00:38:43,459 --> 00:38:45,209
I see. I see.

195
00:38:45,292 --> 00:38:49,292
Can we speak in private for a moment?

196
00:38:50,792 --> 00:38:52,584
Of course.

197
00:39:10,209 --> 00:39:12,459
Is this some trap?

198
00:39:13,792 --> 00:39:18,584
- Are you trying to trap me?
- I'm the one who's trapped.

199
00:39:18,667 --> 00:39:22,167
- How did you know I was here?
- I didn't.

200
00:39:22,251 --> 00:39:24,209
Your name was mentioned.

201
00:39:26,209 --> 00:39:27,667
I see. I see.

202
00:39:28,584 --> 00:39:32,334
- We know each other. We're both...
- You can't say it.

203
00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:33,917
We're both officers.

204
00:39:34,626 --> 00:39:38,042
This is ridiculous.
Much ado about nothing.

205
00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:43,126
You're asking for trouble
with pictures like these.

206
00:39:44,459 --> 00:39:46,167
It's just a piece of paper.

207
00:39:46,251 --> 00:39:48,459
A dirty picture someone drew for fun.

208
00:39:49,126 --> 00:39:51,126
It's not just a piece of paper.

209
00:39:51,209 --> 00:39:54,709
It's an atomic bomb.
You could go to prison for that.

210
00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:57,959
The police will search your house

211
00:39:58,042 --> 00:40:01,084
and interrogate your family
and colleagues.

212
00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:08,917
I don't care what happens to me,
but my family...

213
00:40:11,126 --> 00:40:13,334
- Can you help me?
- No.

214
00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:28,376
How about you swear
on your officer's honour

215
00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:31,417
that you've never done
anything dishonourable?

216
00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,209
Gentlemen.

217
00:40:40,167 --> 00:40:45,167
Laaksonen is a Finnish officer.

218
00:40:46,626 --> 00:40:48,584
He would like to say something.

219
00:40:55,751 --> 00:41:00,084
Yes. I would like to thank you.

220
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:01,292
And?

221
00:41:04,417 --> 00:41:06,917
I haven't done anything wrong.

222
00:41:12,459 --> 00:41:16,042
We always want to help Finland.

223
00:41:17,501 --> 00:41:20,084
I consider this case closed.

224
00:41:21,792 --> 00:41:23,751
Thank you.

225
00:41:23,834 --> 00:41:27,084
Mr Laaksonen,
my wife and I'd like to invite you

226
00:41:27,167 --> 00:41:30,126
over for dinner in Helsinki some day.

227
00:41:36,417 --> 00:41:38,792
- You're married?
- Of course I am.

228
00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:43,626
But I do sometimes invite
special friends over to play poker...

229
00:41:44,959 --> 00:41:46,751
...when I'm in Helsinki.

230
00:41:49,917 --> 00:41:52,334
You could join us.

231
00:41:55,376 --> 00:41:57,667
But you have to keep quiet about it.

232
00:41:58,376 --> 00:42:02,376
- Artists are always welcome.
- Thank you.

233
00:42:02,459 --> 00:42:05,751
My wife is actually very understanding.

234
00:42:14,959 --> 00:42:16,584
Hi.

235
00:42:17,042 --> 00:42:20,542
Did you have a good time in Berlin?
Did you bring me a gift?

236
00:42:21,834 --> 00:42:24,334
The customs officials took it.

237
00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:59,417
- What are you wearing?
- I have a new hobby.

238
00:44:59,501 --> 00:45:03,334
- What?
- You told me to have fun and live.

239
00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:10,959
Our new tenant is coming over.

240
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,959
A religious girl from the countryside?

241
00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:24,167
You don't have to stand up.
Touko Laaksonen, Kaija's brother.

242
00:45:24,917 --> 00:45:28,667
Veli. My name is Veli Maikinen.

243
00:45:28,751 --> 00:45:30,334
You may also call me Nipa.

244
00:45:30,417 --> 00:45:32,709
You have a beautiful apartment.

245
00:45:32,792 --> 00:45:36,709
- Where did you find this?
- Our landlady is a war widow.

246
00:45:36,792 --> 00:45:40,917
- We've met before.
- You're mistaken.

247
00:45:46,084 --> 00:45:49,959
- Would you like to see your room?
- Yes. Please.

248
00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:37,792
- Touko. You're here too?
- Yes. I like dancing.

249
00:48:37,876 --> 00:48:42,251
- You like dancing?
- Yes. I have a season ticket.

250
00:48:46,584 --> 00:48:52,126
- Don't you have a deadline tomorrow?
- I finished the campaign already.

251
00:48:52,209 --> 00:48:54,167
Oh. What's the slogan?

252
00:48:54,251 --> 00:48:57,042
"Yum-yum, chocolate is delicious."

253
00:48:57,126 --> 00:49:00,251
- It doesn't sound like you finished it.
- Well...

254
00:49:00,334 --> 00:49:02,876
- Could you get us some champagne?
- Sure.

255
00:49:03,876 --> 00:49:07,084
- Would you like a glass?
- Yes, please.

256
00:49:07,167 --> 00:49:09,542
Your solo. I have to...

257
00:49:09,626 --> 00:49:11,542
I forgot my wallet at home.

258
00:49:11,626 --> 00:49:16,626
- How did you pay for the ticket?
- The season ticket!

259
00:49:16,709 --> 00:49:19,917
Can you go get the champagne?
I'll pay you back.

260
00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:23,501
- Sure.
- Thank you.

261
00:49:34,334 --> 00:49:39,584
- We've met.
- If we have, I was drunk.

262
00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:46,126
- Here we go.
- Thank you.

263
00:49:46,209 --> 00:49:50,209
- Thank you for inviting me here.
- Thank you for coming.

264
00:49:50,292 --> 00:49:52,917
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

265
00:49:53,001 --> 00:49:57,667
My own projects rarely materialise.
Take my writings, for example.

266
00:49:57,751 --> 00:50:00,792
All the publishers
refused to publish them.

267
00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:04,209
- Finland is not ready.
- You know how it is in this country.

268
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:08,376
Jalle said to me it's a great thing
to be a good ad man.

269
00:50:08,459 --> 00:50:12,542
And I am. And you, Touko,
also are a good ad man.

270
00:50:12,626 --> 00:50:14,376
That's why you're our art director.

271
00:50:14,459 --> 00:50:17,584
- Congratulations. I almost forgot.
- Thanks.

272
00:50:19,126 --> 00:50:22,167
- Oh, you're interested in motorcycles?
- Yes.

273
00:50:22,251 --> 00:50:24,584
I wish I could ride one like that.

274
00:50:24,667 --> 00:50:28,417
- It would be great to go for a ride.
- Oh, yes.

275
00:50:31,001 --> 00:50:33,584
Gentlemen, why don't we take a photo?

276
00:50:33,667 --> 00:50:35,459
- Work the camera.
- Grab the handle.

277
00:50:35,542 --> 00:50:37,417
- Here?
- Yes.

278
00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:39,667
Imagine it's the source of power.

279
00:50:54,292 --> 00:50:55,792
Touko, join us!

280
00:50:56,876 --> 00:51:00,584
- It's a children's game.
- In God's eyes, we are all children.

281
00:51:00,667 --> 00:51:04,417
- C'mon, Touko.
- Touko, Touko, Touko!

282
00:51:12,376 --> 00:51:15,251
- Are you a virgin?
- No.

283
00:51:16,917 --> 00:51:19,876
Touko. Truth or dare?

284
00:51:20,626 --> 00:51:23,792
- Choose truth.
- Truth.

285
00:51:25,376 --> 00:51:27,042
Dare.

286
00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:30,334
Kiss Heidi.

287
00:51:33,417 --> 00:51:36,334
Kiss her!

288
00:51:36,417 --> 00:51:39,959
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

289
00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:55,042
All right, I think it's my turn.

290
00:51:55,126 --> 00:51:58,376
Whoa. It's pointing at Kaija.

291
00:51:58,459 --> 00:52:00,292
Truth or dare?

292
00:52:01,084 --> 00:52:04,417
- Truth.
- That is, dare. Uh...

293
00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:08,667
- Kiss Heidi.
- Dear Touko, it's illegal.

294
00:52:11,042 --> 00:52:12,751
C'mon, go ahead.

295
00:52:25,876 --> 00:52:27,626
Almost, Kaija. Almost.

296
00:52:29,251 --> 00:52:32,417
During the war,
there were blackouts in Helsinki.

297
00:52:32,501 --> 00:52:36,042
You might be too young to remember that.

298
00:52:36,126 --> 00:52:38,251
There was electricity in the air.

299
00:52:38,334 --> 00:52:41,917
Bombers flew over the city.
People met strangers.

300
00:52:42,001 --> 00:52:47,417
It was so dark, we had to grope
each other to find out who was who.

301
00:53:12,209 --> 00:53:13,584
- Hi, Dad.
- My son.

302
00:53:14,084 --> 00:53:15,709
- Hi.
- Lovely to see you.

303
00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:18,334
- Welcome.
- Nipa. Thank you.

304
00:53:18,417 --> 00:53:19,959
Welcome.

305
00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:24,792
Where's my godson, Aaro?
Have you eaten him?

306
00:53:35,334 --> 00:53:38,167
- What?
- Come!

307
00:53:43,876 --> 00:53:49,584
One, two, three, four,

308
00:53:49,667 --> 00:53:55,584
five, six, seven, eight,

309
00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:58,376
nine, ten.

310
00:53:58,459 --> 00:54:00,084
Here I come!

311
00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:06,584
I saw you!

312
00:54:36,459 --> 00:54:38,209
I loved coming here as a child.

313
00:54:40,459 --> 00:54:42,292
What did you do here?

314
00:54:46,459 --> 00:54:48,084
I shined my boots.

315
00:55:42,917 --> 00:55:44,584
In the old days, people believed

316
00:55:44,667 --> 00:55:49,376
that if an unmarried woman rolled
in a hayfield on Midsummer Night,

317
00:55:49,459 --> 00:55:51,959
she'd see her future husband
on the surface of a pond.

318
00:55:53,459 --> 00:55:57,126
The hayfield on the island behind us
is a perfect place for that.

319
00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:01,959
How do the midsummer love spells work?

320
00:56:02,042 --> 00:56:06,126
On Midsummer Night,
the sun doesn't go down at all,

321
00:56:06,209 --> 00:56:11,292
so men can't hide.
Your dad tried to hide...

322
00:56:12,334 --> 00:56:15,667
I tried to hide?
Morn is pulling your leg.

323
00:57:48,126 --> 00:57:52,084
I would destroy everything.
Your family and...

324
00:57:52,167 --> 00:57:53,751
No, you wouldn't.

325
00:57:57,209 --> 00:58:01,792
- I'm evil. I'm ruined.
- No, you're not.

326
00:59:01,084 --> 00:59:02,792
All right. Good evening.

327
00:59:36,667 --> 00:59:40,251
Touko.
Everyone should see your drawings.

328
01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:05,334
- Yes?
- Poker.

329
01:00:20,417 --> 01:00:22,292
Hello.

330
01:01:00,501 --> 01:01:05,751
- He is handsome.
- And waiting for you. Go.

331
01:02:55,584 --> 01:02:57,251
Honey.

332
01:02:57,917 --> 01:02:59,542
Honey.

333
01:03:04,667 --> 01:03:07,667
Honey. There's someone at the door.

334
01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:09,417
Shit, it's the cops!

335
01:03:09,501 --> 01:03:12,959
Get out from the balcony.
Take all the stuff with you.

336
01:03:13,042 --> 01:03:16,626
- Heikki, let's go.
- No.

337
01:03:19,792 --> 01:03:22,667
I'll stay and hold them off. You go.

338
01:03:23,584 --> 01:03:26,001
<i>- Go. Go.
- Police! Open the door!</i>

339
01:03:28,751 --> 01:03:30,084
It's...

340
01:03:37,376 --> 01:03:39,876
<i>Open the door or we'll break it down.</i>

341
01:03:48,042 --> 01:03:50,334
<i>Police! Open the door!</i>

342
01:04:06,167 --> 01:04:10,001
Hey! Not there. This way!

343
01:04:30,626 --> 01:04:32,709
We should throw parties like that.

344
01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:35,334
Kaija might find it hard to swallow.

345
01:04:36,001 --> 01:04:38,459
I'd like us to have an apartment
together.

346
01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:42,334
Big windows with light-yellow curtains.

347
01:04:43,292 --> 01:04:45,501
Only sissies like yellow.

348
01:04:46,292 --> 01:04:51,334
I'd like the curtains to be open
when we dance with friends.

349
01:04:52,001 --> 01:04:55,251
- Where would we get the money for it?
- Sell your works.

350
01:04:55,334 --> 01:04:58,376
- Where?
- Internationally.

351
01:04:59,251 --> 01:05:02,334
Internationally, maybe.
In Finland, never.

352
01:05:02,417 --> 01:05:06,126
- We'll get an apartment.
- And throw my little sister out?

353
01:05:06,209 --> 01:05:08,792
Yes, your little sister, who's only 30!

354
01:05:10,042 --> 01:05:11,417
Don't build castles in the air.

355
01:05:11,501 --> 01:05:14,334
I want you to hold my hand
in broad daylight.

356
01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:16,334
I want the curtains to be open.

357
01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:19,876
- Nice idea, but totally unrealistic.
- Wanna make a bet?

358
01:05:19,959 --> 01:05:22,001
- For a bottle of whisky.
- Deal.

359
01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:26,917
- You practically lost already.
- You know what? You're a sissy.

360
01:05:27,876 --> 01:05:29,584
What?

361
01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:35,376
No wonder we lost the war with a faggot
like you running after the cannons.

362
01:05:38,292 --> 01:05:41,376
I'm tired of fighting.
I fought my battles.

363
01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:43,501
I'm no freedom fighter.

364
01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:50,292
Oh, you're just a cock artist
who wants to fuck and have fun!

365
01:05:50,376 --> 01:05:52,251
Only sissies like yellow.

366
01:06:21,792 --> 01:06:23,959
They almost didn't let me in.

367
01:06:25,167 --> 01:06:27,209
I told them I'm your brother.

368
01:06:30,501 --> 01:06:32,459
The treatment here is good.

369
01:06:37,459 --> 01:06:39,209
Great.

370
01:06:41,209 --> 01:06:43,709
I need help.

371
01:06:45,626 --> 01:06:49,376
You need help mixing gin and tonics.

372
01:06:49,459 --> 01:06:53,167
- I can help you with that.
- You can also be cured.

373
01:06:56,042 --> 01:07:01,626
Except that I'm not sick.
And you're not either.

374
01:07:01,709 --> 01:07:04,709
I'll be cured, and we'll have children.

375
01:07:11,542 --> 01:07:15,417
Come with me. Let's get out of here.

376
01:07:18,376 --> 01:07:20,501
Did you hear we started a club?

377
01:07:21,459 --> 01:07:23,292
A motorcycle club.

378
01:07:24,334 --> 01:07:26,001
Without motorcycles.

379
01:07:31,167 --> 01:07:35,501
Touko. Thanks for coming.

380
01:07:36,501 --> 01:07:38,917
But I want to be cured.

381
01:07:40,501 --> 01:07:44,251
I lost my job. I don't want to lose
the rest of what I have.

382
01:07:44,334 --> 01:07:45,792
Heikki.

383
01:07:49,792 --> 01:07:51,376
Goodbye, my friend.

384
01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:09,792
Lieutenant.

385
01:08:15,584 --> 01:08:17,334
Captain.

386
01:08:41,542 --> 01:08:43,459
I saw the article.

387
01:08:44,501 --> 01:08:46,376
Poor Heikki.

388
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,167
What can we do?

389
01:14:35,001 --> 01:14:37,751
Hi. What terrible weather again.

390
01:14:39,292 --> 01:14:40,876
You have mail from America.

391
01:14:48,709 --> 01:14:50,376
Your work is on the cover again.

392
01:14:52,084 --> 01:14:54,626
- There's also a letter from that Doug.
- Hmm.

393
01:14:54,709 --> 01:14:57,584
Your number one fan...
What does he write?

394
01:14:57,667 --> 01:15:00,209
They want me to travel there.

395
01:15:00,292 --> 01:15:04,709
They want to have a small exhibition.
Or a couple of them.

396
01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:06,751
He wants to help me.

397
01:15:07,251 --> 01:15:09,334
- America?
- Yes.

398
01:15:14,584 --> 01:15:15,501
Congratulations.

399
01:16:00,626 --> 01:16:04,667
You know what? I could fall in love
with a successful man like you.

400
01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:08,459
Be careful. You might end up in trouble.

401
01:16:18,542 --> 01:16:20,876
- Kaija.
- Is dinner ready?

402
01:16:20,959 --> 01:16:22,709
Not yet.

403
01:16:25,709 --> 01:16:28,542
- Good evening.
- Evening. I'm terribly hungry.

404
01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:30,501
- You're always on time.
- Yeah.

405
01:16:31,251 --> 01:16:34,209
I knew it. It's awfully messy here.

406
01:16:34,292 --> 01:16:39,417
You're two dirty little boys.
Should I clean here real quick?

407
01:16:39,501 --> 01:16:41,626
You should hire a cleaning lady.

408
01:16:42,501 --> 01:16:47,209
- Are you having a party?
- You want a glass?

409
01:16:48,001 --> 01:16:52,209
- It's not even six o'clock.
- It's good to be early, darling.

410
01:16:53,167 --> 01:16:58,584
- What are you celebrating?
- Life. The joy of living.

411
01:16:58,667 --> 01:17:03,417
And us going to America.

412
01:17:06,917 --> 01:17:08,417
Oh?

413
01:17:11,709 --> 01:17:17,001
That's none of my business.
It's your guy stuff.

414
01:17:23,376 --> 01:17:27,626
- Here we go. A little dip?
- I don't know about that.

415
01:17:28,709 --> 01:17:32,209
Oh, dear. I'm gonna pee my pants.

416
01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:42,334
These are sexy.
You'll look good in these.

417
01:17:45,959 --> 01:17:48,084
You should go see a doctor.

418
01:17:49,459 --> 01:17:52,667
I already did. It'll go away.
Nothing to worry about.

419
01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:57,626
- Was he sure?
- Oh, yes. Absolutely sure.

420
01:17:58,501 --> 01:18:00,542
Conquer America for me.

421
01:18:00,626 --> 01:18:06,209
- Which one?
- Pack both. Always take both.

422
01:18:19,292 --> 01:18:21,167
Come with me.

423
01:18:22,709 --> 01:18:24,626
Next time.

424
01:18:25,417 --> 01:18:27,501
Next time.

425
01:20:05,584 --> 01:20:07,667
- Welcome, sir.
- Thank you.

426
01:20:11,001 --> 01:20:12,876
- Hello.
- Hi.

427
01:27:02,667 --> 01:27:04,417
16 marks, please.

428
01:27:05,126 --> 01:27:06,834
Thank you.

429
01:27:16,834 --> 01:27:18,251
Good evening.

430
01:27:45,084 --> 01:27:49,417
- You still have that cough?
- Yeah.

431
01:28:12,792 --> 01:28:15,792
- Kake made it to America.
- He sure did.

432
01:28:18,001 --> 01:28:23,376
- Were there beautiful guys in America?
- Yup.

433
01:28:26,376 --> 01:28:29,709
- The kind you always drew? Your men?
- Yes.

434
01:28:29,792 --> 01:28:32,334
- You had many?
- A couple.

435
01:28:33,959 --> 01:28:37,209
But none of them were

436
01:28:37,292 --> 01:28:42,126
as smart and elegant and sexy

437
01:28:42,209 --> 01:28:45,292
as this one dancer I know.

438
01:28:48,084 --> 01:28:52,209
- Did everybody sweet-talk like you?
- Yes.

439
01:29:01,542 --> 01:29:02,792
I'm ill.

440
01:29:08,292 --> 01:29:11,209
The world's best doctors
are in Los Angeles.

441
01:29:12,209 --> 01:29:15,584
For them,
throat cancer is like curing the flu.

442
01:29:16,251 --> 01:29:22,251
We could get a house with a garden.
We could have parrots.

443
01:29:24,126 --> 01:29:26,209
Parrots sound good.

444
01:29:27,126 --> 01:29:31,251
It's always warm there.
And the sea is sparkling blue.

445
01:29:31,334 --> 01:29:34,501
Almost everyone is like us
in California.

446
01:29:35,376 --> 01:29:39,417
Sometimes heteros
are bullied and harassed,

447
01:29:39,501 --> 01:29:43,501
and I have to intervene and say,
"They also have a right to exist

448
01:29:43,584 --> 01:29:46,334
and live their life
the way they want to."

449
01:29:47,167 --> 01:29:48,626
You're so noble.

450
01:29:53,376 --> 01:29:54,792
Why didn't you tell me?

451
01:29:57,542 --> 01:29:59,376
I didn't want you to see me dying.

452
01:29:59,459 --> 01:30:03,334
There's nothing I want to see more
than... I mean...

453
01:30:05,792 --> 01:30:07,584
That's OK.

454
01:30:30,501 --> 01:30:33,459
- Let's make you underwear with this.
- This?

455
01:30:34,126 --> 01:30:37,709
This might feel good.
At least you could see through it.

456
01:30:51,792 --> 01:30:56,334
- Good evening.
- We'd like to have curtains made.

457
01:30:56,417 --> 01:30:58,209
How long?

458
01:30:59,709 --> 01:31:02,626
- 2.70 metres?
- 2.70 metres.

459
01:31:02,709 --> 01:31:04,376
2.70 metres.

460
01:31:05,167 --> 01:31:07,042
Only sissies like yellow.

461
01:31:19,667 --> 01:31:21,709
Well, well.

462
01:31:21,792 --> 01:31:25,917
- You owe me a bottle of whisky.
- Oh.

463
01:31:27,167 --> 01:31:31,667
I owe you more than that.

464
01:31:31,751 --> 01:31:34,084
Do you want me to sew rings on these?

465
01:31:37,001 --> 01:31:40,334
- I do.
- You want these kinds of rings?

466
01:31:42,167 --> 01:31:44,084
I do.

467
01:31:53,917 --> 01:31:57,334
<i>Make sure everyone knows we exist.</i>

468
01:31:57,417 --> 01:31:59,376
<i>Promise me?</i>

469
01:32:00,084 --> 01:32:01,709
<i>I do.</i>

470
01:32:02,626 --> 01:32:04,501
<i>Everyone.</i>

471
01:33:08,501 --> 01:33:12,042
- You've started using the elevator.
- Nonsense.

472
01:33:13,209 --> 01:33:15,459
Elevators are for old people.

473
01:33:19,209 --> 01:33:22,001
- How have you been?
- Great.

474
01:33:32,792 --> 01:33:35,001
I miss Nipa every day.

475
01:33:39,251 --> 01:33:41,209
All right.

476
01:33:41,667 --> 01:33:43,376
Show me your new ones.

477
01:33:44,084 --> 01:33:47,459
I don't know if these are any good.

478
01:33:48,501 --> 01:33:50,209
You'll find out soon.

479
01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:53,626
Here.

480
01:34:03,251 --> 01:34:05,792
- You've made tremendous progress.
- Have I?

481
01:34:05,917 --> 01:34:07,501
You have.

482
01:34:08,167 --> 01:34:10,167
This is good.

483
01:34:12,376 --> 01:34:15,501
This is my favourite.

484
01:34:15,584 --> 01:34:18,459
- Have an exhibition.
- No.

485
01:34:19,209 --> 01:34:22,417
They're horrible. Nonsense.

486
01:34:24,084 --> 01:34:27,042
They are. Look at them.
You're just saying they're good.

487
01:34:27,126 --> 01:34:31,501
We never became real artists.
You and me.

488
01:34:32,834 --> 01:34:36,167
- We didn't?
- Apparently not.

489
01:34:36,251 --> 01:34:40,917
Shall we clean here?
You're not throwing this away, are you?

490
01:34:44,126 --> 01:34:46,126
Nipa loved this book.

491
01:34:48,459 --> 01:34:50,459
I think it's my turn.

492
01:35:07,792 --> 01:35:09,584
I see.

493
01:35:31,459 --> 01:35:33,042
People appreciate me.

494
01:35:36,167 --> 01:35:39,626
- Where are you showing these?
- Around the world.

495
01:35:39,709 --> 01:35:42,001
- These dick drawings?
- People like them.

496
01:35:46,251 --> 01:35:47,751
Right.

497
01:35:51,709 --> 01:35:56,001
I'm glad you use that funny pseudonym,

498
01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:58,834
so that you don't stain
our family's reputation.

499
01:36:04,709 --> 01:36:07,292
Dirty, cheap sex magazines.

500
01:36:12,084 --> 01:36:14,084
Where's the vacuum cleaner?

501
01:36:16,167 --> 01:36:18,792
You could've signed
my exhibition guestbook.

502
01:36:22,459 --> 01:36:23,959
Kaija, the phone.

503
01:36:27,292 --> 01:36:29,042
Touko Laaksonen.

504
01:36:29,126 --> 01:36:30,834
Should I cook something for you?

505
01:36:32,459 --> 01:36:34,667
I'm on the phone.

506
01:36:38,834 --> 01:36:42,917
You don't have to. I'll eat out.

507
01:36:43,001 --> 01:36:44,709
They're calling from America.

508
01:37:35,834 --> 01:37:37,959
<i>We're going to lose this war.</i>

509
01:37:39,501 --> 01:37:41,334
We're going to die.

510
01:37:42,417 --> 01:37:43,792
Right, sir?

511
01:37:59,042 --> 01:38:00,709
Jalonen.

512
01:38:01,792 --> 01:38:03,709
You're a tenor, right?

513
01:38:04,501 --> 01:38:06,376
Lahtinen, you're also a tenor, right?

514
01:38:10,376 --> 01:38:14,792
- You're a bass, right?
- Yes, sir.

515
01:38:22,001 --> 01:38:26,417
<i>Hear our song echoing</i>

516
01:38:26,501 --> 01:38:33,167
<i>Hear the kantele beckoning</i>

517
01:38:33,251 --> 01:38:38,959
<i>This is Finland's song</i>

518
01:38:39,042 --> 01:38:45,292
<i>This is Finland's song</i>

519
01:38:47,209 --> 01:38:52,376
<i>Listen to the pine trees sighing</i>

520
01:38:52,459 --> 01:38:56,001
<i>Listen to the white waters roaring</i>

521
01:38:56,084 --> 01:39:01,334
<i>This is Finland's song</i>

522
01:39:01,417 --> 01:39:07,001
<i>This is Finland's song</i>

