1 00:00:42,274 --> 00:00:46,512 -"Please put all wet food down the garbage disposal." 2 00:00:46,512 --> 00:00:49,486 "I am sensitive to the smell of rotting food." 3 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:56,894 "Don't let the same dog bite you twice." 4 00:01:01,894 --> 00:01:04,763 "What did you do with my sunglasses???" 5 00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:12,561 ♪ ♪ 6 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,442 -Alright people, let's get started. 7 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:58,613 Put your bags aside. 8 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:01,980 Now I know you all wake up every morning and 9 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:03,449 you brush your teeth... 10 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:05,617 hopefully. 11 00:03:05,617 --> 00:03:08,486 You drink your coffee and you smoke your cigarettes. 12 00:03:08,486 --> 00:03:11,423 You put on your little leotard. 13 00:03:11,423 --> 00:03:14,827 And you come to audition. 14 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,530 You come to work. 15 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:20,270 But what makes today the day that you book? 16 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,538 What makes today more than just a job, more than just your 17 00:03:26,538 --> 00:03:29,644 stupid little dancer's life playing out in a loop? 18 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:34,280 -Five, six, seven, eight... 19 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,580 One and two. 20 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:36,848 Three and four. 21 00:03:36,848 --> 00:03:38,283 And five and six... 22 00:03:38,283 --> 00:03:39,617 and seven and eight... 23 00:03:39,617 --> 00:03:42,354 One, two, three, four... 24 00:03:42,354 --> 00:03:45,291 Five, six, seven and eight... 25 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,860 One, two, three, four... 26 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:50,529 Five, six and seven-- 27 00:03:50,529 --> 00:03:58,687 ♪ ♪ 28 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:17,858 -Athena, how long have you been auditioning for me? 29 00:04:19,858 --> 00:04:20,858 - Six years. 30 00:04:20,858 --> 00:04:22,560 - Six years? 31 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,331 So I'm going to ask you one last time: 32 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:28,500 How bad do you want this? 33 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,468 - Max, you know-- 34 00:04:29,468 --> 00:04:30,002 - Shut up! 35 00:04:31,002 --> 00:04:32,939 More than your family? 36 00:04:33,939 --> 00:04:34,007 - Yes-- 37 00:04:35,007 --> 00:04:35,577 - More than your friends? 38 00:04:38,577 --> 00:04:40,081 - What friends? 39 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:45,653 - Alright - you can go. 40 00:04:47,653 --> 00:04:48,687 - Choke me. 41 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:53,826 Harder! 42 00:04:56,028 --> 00:04:57,529 Like you're raping me. 43 00:04:58,497 --> 00:04:59,531 - What? 44 00:05:00,531 --> 00:05:01,533 - I like it rough. 45 00:05:05,002 --> 00:05:07,005 Harder... Oh God! 46 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,776 Oh my God I'm gonna cum! 47 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:16,615 Oh God... 48 00:05:17,682 --> 00:05:20,019 Oh God... I think I'm still drunk... 49 00:05:24,088 --> 00:05:27,526 and bad with names in general. 50 00:05:28,894 --> 00:05:30,062 -Bryan. 51 00:05:30,062 --> 00:05:31,062 - Right. 52 00:05:31,062 --> 00:05:32,898 - Bryan. 53 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:40,139 - Well Bry, that... that was fun. 54 00:05:41,105 --> 00:05:42,141 -It was fun. 55 00:05:43,942 --> 00:05:45,911 Athena. 56 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:48,613 Give it to me. 57 00:05:48,613 --> 00:05:50,516 Don't leave me hanging. 58 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:59,091 At some point did you ask me to rape you? 59 00:05:59,091 --> 00:06:00,692 Did that actually happen? 60 00:06:01,692 --> 00:06:03,694 - What if I did? 61 00:06:03,694 --> 00:06:05,663 - I've just been out of the game for a while. 62 00:06:05,663 --> 00:06:07,166 I don't know if that's like a thing now. 63 00:06:13,204 --> 00:06:15,107 I don't know if I know an actress in L.A. who 64 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:17,810 doesn't smoke cigarettes. 65 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,879 - Why, have you been fucking a whole load of actresses? 66 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:23,851 - Maybe. 67 00:06:26,851 --> 00:06:30,122 - Well it's alright because I'm not an actress. 68 00:06:30,122 --> 00:06:32,891 - You're not? 69 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:37,196 - Sex is better when guys think they're banging actresses. 70 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,730 A kindergarten teacher is a close second 71 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:44,101 but a... it's no actress. 72 00:06:44,101 --> 00:06:46,004 - Kindergarten teacher is pretty sexy actually. 73 00:06:47,004 --> 00:06:49,541 - Well I'm pretty sexy. 74 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:54,112 - So how long have you been doing that? 75 00:06:54,112 --> 00:06:56,247 - Not long. 76 00:06:56,247 --> 00:06:58,223 Because I'm not really a kindergarten teacher. 77 00:07:05,223 --> 00:07:08,259 - You uh-- I think your booty call 78 00:07:08,259 --> 00:07:09,194 is trying to get a hold of you. 79 00:07:09,194 --> 00:07:11,129 -Booty call, no. 80 00:07:11,129 --> 00:07:13,132 Boyfriend, yes. 81 00:07:15,132 --> 00:07:17,002 I'm kidding. 82 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:21,773 - I can't tell if you're funny or just bat shit crazy. 83 00:07:21,773 --> 00:07:23,040 - You must have a pretty lame sense of humor 84 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,014 if you think that's funny. 85 00:07:29,014 --> 00:07:30,249 - Who's Jack? 86 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:32,184 - Dude, I just met you five minutes ago. 87 00:07:32,184 --> 00:07:34,553 Please don't snoop my phone. 88 00:07:34,553 --> 00:07:36,053 Give it back. 89 00:07:36,053 --> 00:07:38,190 - Tell me who Jack is first. 90 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:40,759 - Jack-- Jack is my father. 91 00:07:40,759 --> 00:07:43,529 He drunk dials me sometimes. 92 00:07:44,529 --> 00:07:46,031 - Prove it. 93 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:51,603 - I really don't feel like talking to him right now. 94 00:07:51,603 --> 00:07:55,908 - It's because you're a liar. 95 00:07:55,908 --> 00:08:00,112 - I only lied about being an actress. 96 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:02,079 - And a kindergarten teacher, so... 97 00:08:02,079 --> 00:08:05,117 track record's not great. 98 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:06,218 - Oh you want me to prove it to you? 99 00:08:06,218 --> 00:08:07,019 Fine... fine. 100 00:08:08,019 --> 00:08:10,925 Let's see what Jack, my father, has to say. 101 00:08:13,925 --> 00:08:14,892 - Athena... 102 00:08:14,892 --> 00:08:16,194 - Alright-- I get it. 103 00:08:16,194 --> 00:08:18,829 - goddess of wisdom, it's your-- 104 00:08:18,829 --> 00:08:20,798 It's daddy. 105 00:08:20,798 --> 00:08:25,202 King Jack, the Duke of Soul. 106 00:08:25,202 --> 00:08:28,973 I need you to come to Florida as soon as possible. 107 00:08:28,973 --> 00:08:36,065 Big News... I have cancer. 108 00:08:53,065 --> 00:09:01,806 ♪♪ 109 00:09:34,806 --> 00:09:35,874 - Honey Bunny. 110 00:09:35,874 --> 00:09:38,309 - Did you forget about me? 111 00:09:38,309 --> 00:09:43,749 - No matter how hard I tried, I could never forget about you. 112 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:52,303 ♪♪ 113 00:10:06,303 --> 00:10:11,176 - Is it just me or did your boobs get smaller? 114 00:10:11,176 --> 00:10:13,311 - It's just you. 115 00:10:13,311 --> 00:10:15,947 - A hug- Athena. 116 00:10:15,947 --> 00:10:18,383 Come here... 117 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:21,293 come on. 118 00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:31,900 - I got it... I'm fine. 119 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:36,967 - Pink... 120 00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:37,869 - Yeah, it's been pink for a while. 121 00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:38,937 - Really. 122 00:10:38,937 --> 00:10:39,871 - You wouldn't know that though. 123 00:10:39,871 --> 00:10:40,905 - You haven't visited me in three years. 124 00:10:40,905 --> 00:10:42,941 What do you think? 125 00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:44,711 So, how's the dancing going? 126 00:10:46,711 --> 00:10:48,212 Huh.. 127 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,782 Hey, I hear all the young girls are shaving off 128 00:10:50,782 --> 00:10:52,116 all their cabbage these days. 129 00:10:52,116 --> 00:10:53,150 Is that true? 130 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:55,187 - Cabbage patch kids! 131 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:56,022 - Well I'm not 'all the young girls.' 132 00:10:57,022 --> 00:10:58,389 So how am I supposed to know? 133 00:10:58,389 --> 00:10:59,191 Well what about you? 134 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,158 You going bald eagle now or what? 135 00:11:00,158 --> 00:11:01,993 - No. 136 00:11:01,993 --> 00:11:03,028 - No? 137 00:11:04,028 --> 00:11:06,331 Because they say that- tha- that you feel things better 138 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:08,500 because of the, uh - the whatchamacallit. 139 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:11,235 The nerve endings. 140 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,971 - Nerve endings? - Yeah. 141 00:11:12,971 --> 00:11:14,905 Yeah, that's what they're saying. 142 00:11:14,905 --> 00:11:18,143 -If you want everyone to know you have a small johnson, 143 00:11:18,143 --> 00:11:20,880 - Drive that car! 144 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,849 -Sixty years old. Six feet. 145 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,217 One hundred and ninety three pounds. 146 00:11:26,217 --> 00:11:29,955 No history of cancer, no history of heart disease, no history 147 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:32,456 of anything aside from a cataract surgery in 2008 148 00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:34,458 and high cholesterol. 149 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:35,894 -See Honey Bunny? 150 00:11:35,894 --> 00:11:37,361 Except for the cancer, I'm in perfect health. 151 00:11:37,361 --> 00:11:39,931 Oh, pay attention. 152 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:41,000 The doctor is going to show us a picture of daddy's lungs 153 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,836 and we're going to see what cancer looks like. 154 00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:49,073 -Based on pet scan, cat scan, and biopsy today we have 155 00:11:49,073 --> 00:11:52,543 determined that the tumors are spreading from your lungs to 156 00:11:52,543 --> 00:11:56,815 your lymph nodes which is typically a pre-cursor for 157 00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:58,082 spreading to the brain. 158 00:11:58,082 --> 00:11:58,082 - Wait, what? 159 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,119 - Why are you taking notes? 160 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,553 What do you think he's going to give you a test after? 161 00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,488 -Tests so far indicate no brain cancer. 162 00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:06,024 Maybe the doctor can tell us the name of a good Indian restaurant 163 00:12:07,024 --> 00:12:08,192 where we can get a bite after. 164 00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:09,226 - Jack. Please1 165 00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:10,394 - She calls me Jack... 166 00:12:10,394 --> 00:12:11,929 I'm her father - she calls me Jack. 167 00:12:11,929 --> 00:12:13,465 Why don't we try a version of Papa Bear? 168 00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:15,236 -Why don't we try listening to the doctor? 169 00:12:19,236 --> 00:12:22,440 -Fine. What's with the lymbergs- 170 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,241 -Lymph nodes, yes. 171 00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:28,580 Perhaps you could see better if you removed your sunglasses? 172 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:30,248 -How'd you know? 173 00:12:30,248 --> 00:12:32,149 - I don't understand. 174 00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:33,884 - We're invisible! 175 00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:36,120 - When he's wearing his sunglasses indoors, we have 176 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,056 to pretend he's invisible. 177 00:12:38,056 --> 00:12:41,259 Theoretically, you can't tell him to take them off 178 00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:44,196 because you can't see him. 179 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:46,431 -Right... 180 00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:52,504 Well, since I can hear your voice Mr. Morehead, but I can't 181 00:12:52,504 --> 00:12:57,908 see you, I have to assume you're wearing your invisible glasses 182 00:12:57,908 --> 00:13:00,211 and therefore request you remove them so we can discuss 183 00:13:00,211 --> 00:13:03,085 the treatment options for your cancer. 184 00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:08,285 -Wow. 185 00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:11,355 There you are! 186 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,547 Great! 187 00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:38,048 -It's okay to be scared. 188 00:13:38,048 --> 00:13:40,388 -But I'm not. 189 00:13:43,388 --> 00:13:46,124 I have my Honey Bunny here. 190 00:13:46,124 --> 00:13:48,058 You're here... 191 00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:49,394 -Jack. 192 00:13:49,394 --> 00:13:51,428 -I told you. Call me Papa Bear. 193 00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:53,597 -Jack, I'm serious. 194 00:13:53,597 --> 00:13:57,402 -I don't have many left and you know how I hate to waste. 195 00:13:57,402 --> 00:14:01,639 ♪ -I love daddy. ♪ 196 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:05,309 ♪ He's not baddy. ♪ 197 00:14:05,309 --> 00:14:09,514 -I love you, princess. 198 00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:13,155 Promise you'll stay with me, til the end. 199 00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:22,126 -Then you have to do everything possible to beat this. 200 00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:26,298 Guess I'll switch to ultra lights. 201 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:29,601 -No. It means you have to quit. 202 00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:32,049 For good this time. 203 00:14:45,049 --> 00:14:47,318 For all the nicotine starved children in Africa, right? 204 00:14:58,395 --> 00:15:05,520 ♪ ♪ 205 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,255 -Twenty-four fifty. 206 00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:26,291 -What?! 207 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,592 Twenty-four dollars and fifty cents for parking? 208 00:15:28,592 --> 00:15:31,229 -That's what I said, sir. 209 00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:33,431 -Oh, why you gotta do a brother like that? 210 00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:36,400 I was just getting my lung cancer test results, which were 211 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,269 positive, I have cancer, and they didn't validate my ticket. 212 00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:40,437 Can't you help me out? 213 00:15:40,437 --> 00:15:42,440 -There is no validation. So... 214 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,143 -No, dig this. Dig this, superfly. 215 00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:47,013 I got a year to three years to live. 216 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,313 So just help me out- 217 00:15:49,313 --> 00:15:52,182 -Dad, please. Just pay so we can go home. 218 00:15:52,182 --> 00:15:53,717 -You want to give me twenty-five bucks for parking? 219 00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:54,753 - Hell no. 220 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,755 - Well then zip it! 221 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:59,691 Seriously, what can you do for me? 222 00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:03,128 -If you buy something at the gift shop, 223 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,230 they validate in there. 224 00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:08,035 -Really? 225 00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:12,303 -Sorry. Sorry. 226 00:16:12,303 --> 00:16:13,772 Thank you for your patience. 227 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,740 Relax, buddy. Relax. 228 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,408 Sorry, I have cancer, so... 229 00:16:17,408 --> 00:16:19,110 Here you go. 230 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,815 Thank you, my brother. 231 00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:27,284 Ah, Jimminy Crickets! 232 00:16:27,284 --> 00:16:29,821 I forgot to ask the Punjabi doctor where we could eat. 233 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,340 -Oh Jimminy crickets! 234 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,808 Let's go. 235 00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:52,309 - Not those! 236 00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:53,678 -Athena we don't have all day. 237 00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:55,212 -I told you. 238 00:16:55,212 --> 00:16:56,081 We're only eating only organic from here on out. 239 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,414 Okay? 240 00:16:57,414 --> 00:16:58,850 -I forgot how much you like to spend my dough. 241 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:02,352 Oh, a banana. 242 00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:04,088 It tastes like a banana. 243 00:17:04,088 --> 00:17:05,696 Come on. 244 00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:13,664 -Let's go, Athena. 245 00:17:13,664 --> 00:17:21,416 ♪ ♪ 246 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,152 -What are we having, Honey Bunny? 247 00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:35,452 -Salad. 248 00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:37,721 And my name is Athena for the third time. 249 00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:40,125 And my name is Honey Bunny for the third time! 250 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,259 -And what are we having for the main course. 251 00:17:42,259 --> 00:17:44,561 -This is the main course. 252 00:17:44,561 --> 00:17:47,265 -I guess what I mean then is what are we having for our entrée? 253 00:17:47,265 --> 00:17:49,733 -What- this is an entrée salad. 254 00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:54,239 There's chicken, grilled zucchini, onions, peppers- 255 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,073 - Yeah? 256 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,240 - Look, we got everything in here. 257 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,342 We got radishes- 258 00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,248 - What are we having for dessert? 259 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,249 You know what? 260 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,288 I got to take this call. 261 00:18:11,288 --> 00:18:12,723 -You want some real food? 262 00:18:12,723 --> 00:18:15,527 Yeah? 263 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:16,461 - Daddy? 264 00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:17,561 - Yeah? 265 00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:19,430 Do you know where my orange marker is? 266 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:20,565 -How would I know that? 267 00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:23,233 Why would I have any idea where your orange marker is? 268 00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,434 -I don't know. 269 00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:25,336 -Well then why are you asking me? 270 00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:26,538 -I don't know. 271 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,913 Alright... 272 00:18:35,913 --> 00:18:38,950 Alright, I'll be right back. 273 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,923 -I'm hungry now. 274 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:50,199 -Well if you don't want salad- Here. 275 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,873 Eat that. I'll be right back. 276 00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:04,375 -Hi, I just had a missed call from this number. 277 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,910 - Hey. 278 00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,511 - Who is this? 279 00:19:07,511 --> 00:19:08,680 -It's Bryan. 280 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,583 -Who? 281 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,684 -It's Bryan. 282 00:19:13,684 --> 00:19:14,719 -I'm sorry. 283 00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:15,886 I meet a lot of people. 284 00:19:15,886 --> 00:19:19,223 Bryan - it doesn't ring any bells. 285 00:19:19,223 --> 00:19:20,924 -From the other night. 286 00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:23,964 The one who heard the message from your dad. 287 00:19:26,964 --> 00:19:29,733 -Did I give you my number? 288 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:32,369 -Is this a bad time? 289 00:19:32,369 --> 00:19:35,807 -Listen, I can't fuck you, alright. 290 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,775 I'm out of town for a while. 291 00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:40,310 -No, I wasn't calling for-- I just-- 292 00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:43,615 I just wanted to check up on you. 293 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:46,317 -Oh, I get it. 294 00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:50,288 You get off on rescuing damsels in distress, is that it? 295 00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:51,990 -What? No! 296 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,026 I do not get off on whatever you just said. 297 00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:59,463 I just was thinking about you and wanted to give you a call. 298 00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:01,665 Jesus Christ, I wasn't prepared for an interrogation. 299 00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:03,910 - Wait, I gotta go! 300 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:14,979 What - you're smoking now? 301 00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:16,381 You're like four. 302 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,816 -I'm six and a half! 303 00:20:18,816 --> 00:20:19,817 -Yes. 304 00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:20,884 Yes, you're six and a half. 305 00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:22,452 Yes you are, girl. 306 00:20:22,452 --> 00:20:23,021 Come here. 307 00:20:24,021 --> 00:20:27,602 You do not want to start smoking now, believe me, that is not- 308 00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:39,636 -Honey Bunny, stop. Seriously. 309 00:20:39,636 --> 00:20:40,771 - You're mean. 310 00:20:40,771 --> 00:20:41,939 - No I'm not. 311 00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:43,907 -To Daddy you are. 312 00:20:43,907 --> 00:20:46,943 -Well Daddy doesn't always behave the way a daddy should. 313 00:20:46,943 --> 00:20:48,578 -Yes he does. 314 00:20:48,578 --> 00:20:52,650 -If you can't see that, you totally drank the Kool-Aid. 315 00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:54,419 -Kool-Aid's for coloreds. 316 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,987 -Great. 317 00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:58,056 Now he's turning you into a racist too. 318 00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:00,525 -A what? 319 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:05,930 -Listen, there's Daddy's world and then there's the real world. 320 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,965 -Is the real world L.A.? 321 00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:10,946 -Turn back around. 322 00:21:22,946 --> 00:21:31,057 ♪ ♪ 323 00:22:41,057 --> 00:22:49,700 ♪ ♪ 324 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,736 -What are you doing? 325 00:22:51,736 --> 00:22:55,573 -Drinking Baily's over three ice cubes. 326 00:22:55,573 --> 00:22:57,074 - Why? 327 00:22:57,074 --> 00:22:58,108 - Because that's what it recommended on the 328 00:22:58,108 --> 00:23:00,678 back of the bottle. 329 00:23:00,678 --> 00:23:03,146 Why are you still awake? 330 00:23:03,146 --> 00:23:04,882 -I want to listen with you. 331 00:23:04,882 --> 00:23:05,849 -No. No, kid. 332 00:23:05,849 --> 00:23:07,084 Back to bed. Go. 333 00:23:07,084 --> 00:23:07,084 - But I don't want to- 334 00:23:07,852 --> 00:23:10,520 - Come on. Go on, back to bed. 335 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,123 -But I don't want to... 336 00:23:12,123 --> 00:23:14,692 -Say goodnight moon. 337 00:23:14,692 --> 00:23:16,560 -But I don't wanna go to bed! 338 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,963 -I'm going to count to three. 339 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,467 One... 340 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:24,167 Two... 341 00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:27,104 -Goodnight kittens, goodnight mittens. 342 00:23:27,104 --> 00:23:30,508 -Say goodnight to the boys. 343 00:23:30,508 --> 00:23:33,577 -Goodnight Miles. 344 00:23:33,577 --> 00:23:35,846 Goodnight B.B. 345 00:23:35,846 --> 00:23:37,548 Goodnight Coltrane. 346 00:23:37,548 --> 00:23:38,749 -Good girl. 347 00:23:38,749 --> 00:23:39,623 Good night, princess. 348 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:04,174 -Well you can expect all sorts of things: lack of appetite, 349 00:24:04,174 --> 00:24:08,279 lethargy, hair loss, loss of bowel movement, dry mouth, 350 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:09,279 difficulty swallowing. 351 00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:10,914 It's important that he takes a rest when he 352 00:24:10,914 --> 00:24:13,183 needs to feel rested. 353 00:24:13,183 --> 00:24:15,886 Here's the pamphlet form the lung cancer alliance. 354 00:24:15,886 --> 00:24:18,088 -Thank you. 355 00:24:18,088 --> 00:24:19,757 -Did you have any other questions? 356 00:24:19,757 --> 00:24:21,291 -Uh, yeah. Yeah. 357 00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,894 How long does the first cycle of Chemo last? 358 00:24:23,894 --> 00:24:25,596 -It's six weeks. 359 00:24:25,596 --> 00:24:27,698 He'll come in for five-hour treatments Mondays, 360 00:24:27,698 --> 00:24:29,032 Wednesdays and Fridays. 361 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:32,068 Then we check if the cancer has spread to assess whether or not 362 00:24:32,068 --> 00:24:33,671 he needs another six week course. 363 00:24:33,671 --> 00:24:36,106 -I'd like to make an announcement to everybody. 364 00:24:36,106 --> 00:24:40,111 I have officially quit smoking. 365 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:43,681 -Oh, well I think we would all agree that's a positive step. 366 00:24:43,681 --> 00:24:45,883 Have you noticed anything different since you quit? 367 00:24:45,883 --> 00:24:46,185 -I have. 368 00:24:49,185 --> 00:24:50,887 Boners. 369 00:24:50,887 --> 00:24:52,957 First thing in the morning as soon as I get up. 370 00:24:52,957 --> 00:24:55,593 Hard as a rock boner. 371 00:24:55,593 --> 00:24:56,693 Hasn't happened to me in years. 372 00:24:56,693 --> 00:24:58,628 What's that about? 373 00:24:58,628 --> 00:25:02,165 -Well the blood flow starts to build back up-- 374 00:25:02,165 --> 00:25:04,702 -Wait, wait, wait, wait... I have another question. 375 00:25:04,702 --> 00:25:08,905 Does cancer- would that allow me to get handicap parking? 376 00:25:08,905 --> 00:25:10,942 -Um... 377 00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:18,585 ♪ ♪ 378 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:21,618 -I don't want to hear it. 379 00:25:21,618 --> 00:25:22,886 -I didn't say anything. 380 00:25:22,886 --> 00:25:25,690 -I know what you're thinking. 381 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:26,790 ♪ ♪ 382 00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:27,959 -She's here. 383 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:29,727 -Who is that? 384 00:25:29,727 --> 00:25:31,964 I didn't make that much food. 385 00:25:33,964 --> 00:25:36,133 -Hey! 386 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,970 Athena, this is Seashell. 387 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,871 Seashell, this is my daughter, Athena. 388 00:25:40,871 --> 00:25:42,373 -Hello Athena. 389 00:25:42,373 --> 00:25:44,375 - Seashell? 390 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:46,210 - Actually it's pronounced Say-chel - 391 00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:48,613 but Jacky here can call me whatever he likes. 392 00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:50,381 - Jacky? 393 00:25:50,381 --> 00:25:52,148 - Yeah, Jacky. 394 00:25:59,356 --> 00:26:02,226 -I see you're still paying women to have sex with you. 395 00:26:02,226 --> 00:26:04,828 -I don't pay them for the sex with me. 396 00:26:04,828 --> 00:26:07,365 I pay them to leave! 397 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:09,866 Athena, I could die any day now. 398 00:26:09,866 --> 00:26:12,202 You want to deprive me of my final Seashell experience? 399 00:26:12,202 --> 00:26:14,638 -You are a piece of work, you know that? 400 00:26:14,638 --> 00:26:16,307 -Don't be such a square. 401 00:26:16,307 --> 00:26:18,643 Marriage is just a socially acceptable form of prostitution. 402 00:26:18,643 --> 00:26:21,211 -Prostitution is illegal! 403 00:26:21,211 --> 00:26:23,213 -When you marry a woman, you take a vow to pay for her. 404 00:26:23,213 --> 00:26:24,016 And she takes a vow to fuck you. 405 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,349 The problems come when she doesn't hold up 406 00:26:26,349 --> 00:26:27,917 her end of the bargain. 407 00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:28,919 Here, I can't open this. 408 00:26:28,919 --> 00:26:29,854 Here. 409 00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:31,321 - What is this? 410 00:26:31,321 --> 00:26:33,057 Oh dude, are you for real?! 411 00:26:33,057 --> 00:26:34,057 -Don't dude- I'm not your dude. 412 00:26:34,057 --> 00:26:36,093 -Viagra?! 413 00:26:36,093 --> 00:26:38,194 -Call me a version of Daddy-O or Papa Bear. 414 00:26:38,194 --> 00:26:39,262 Capiche'? 415 00:26:39,262 --> 00:26:41,365 -You can't even open the lid, do you honestly think 416 00:26:41,365 --> 00:26:43,067 this is a good idea? 417 00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:44,902 -Because I've got something wrong with my hand here. 418 00:26:44,902 --> 00:26:46,770 But it has nothing to do with the cancer. 419 00:26:46,770 --> 00:26:48,071 Alright look, I haven't lost a hair on my head. 420 00:26:48,071 --> 00:26:50,173 -It's been a week, okay? 421 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,442 And not everyone loses their hair from Chemo. 422 00:26:52,442 --> 00:26:54,412 -There's one left - you know how I hate to waste. 423 00:26:54,412 --> 00:26:56,747 One pill is not going to kill me. 424 00:26:56,747 --> 00:26:57,851 Athena... 425 00:27:00,851 --> 00:27:02,957 Think of all the flaccid children in Africa. 426 00:27:06,957 --> 00:27:08,230 Come on, help an old guy out. 427 00:27:13,230 --> 00:27:15,332 Please? 428 00:27:15,332 --> 00:27:16,834 Come on... 429 00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:18,702 come on... 430 00:27:18,702 --> 00:27:19,703 - I hate you. 431 00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:20,237 - No, you don't. 432 00:27:20,237 --> 00:27:21,372 - I do. 433 00:27:21,372 --> 00:27:22,440 - No, you don't. 434 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,708 Was that hard? 435 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,710 -It will be now. 436 00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:26,911 -Come here, Seashell. 437 00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:27,845 Just sit here. 438 00:27:27,845 --> 00:27:28,813 -Okay. 439 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,095 Thank you. 440 00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:45,930 -What are you doing? 441 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:48,298 -I'm praying, sweet child. 442 00:27:48,298 --> 00:27:50,067 -My father doesn't pray. 443 00:27:50,067 --> 00:27:52,103 He's an atheist. 444 00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:53,871 -Well that's all fine but in the midst of all the 445 00:27:53,871 --> 00:27:54,006 craziness in the world, 446 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:58,776 we gots to remember to be grateful for our blessings. 447 00:27:58,776 --> 00:28:00,778 -Grateful for what? 448 00:28:00,778 --> 00:28:03,146 -Well for one thing, I think it's something that you're back 449 00:28:03,146 --> 00:28:04,914 here with your daddy, Athena. 450 00:28:04,914 --> 00:28:08,384 -Thank you, Seashell. 451 00:28:08,384 --> 00:28:09,953 - And what are you thankful for-- 452 00:28:09,953 --> 00:28:12,423 - I'm thankful for the pharmaceutical companies. 453 00:28:12,423 --> 00:28:15,459 -Thankful that they can make a pill that can help an elderly 454 00:28:15,459 --> 00:28:18,461 man with cancer get an erection. 455 00:28:18,461 --> 00:28:19,963 - Alright, that's enough. 456 00:28:19,963 --> 00:28:21,031 - I'm thankful for Daddy teaching me how to drive. 457 00:28:22,031 --> 00:28:23,166 For James Bond. 458 00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:24,902 And for my press-on nails. 459 00:28:24,902 --> 00:28:26,470 Oh, and hugs. 460 00:28:26,470 --> 00:28:28,471 -Oh, and you know what? 461 00:28:28,471 --> 00:28:30,374 If you'll excuse me, father, it seems that I've suddenly 462 00:28:30,374 --> 00:28:32,279 lost my appetite. 463 00:28:35,279 --> 00:28:37,114 -Now I know what alligators eat their young. 464 00:28:51,929 --> 00:29:00,026 ♪ ♪ 465 00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:23,164 -You bitch! 466 00:29:28,164 --> 00:29:31,468 Oh my goodness you just keep getting tinier don't you. 467 00:29:31,468 --> 00:29:33,436 -I've been on the Paleo for the last year. 468 00:29:33,436 --> 00:29:35,972 -Fuck that L.A. shit, alright. 469 00:29:35,972 --> 00:29:37,540 I'm on a Snickers diet. 470 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,343 -Oh look at you, you're glowing, really. 471 00:29:39,343 --> 00:29:40,911 Thanks 'Theens. 472 00:29:40,911 --> 00:29:42,613 -Come on, sit. 473 00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:43,019 Sit, sit, sit. 474 00:29:49,019 --> 00:29:50,455 -So, how's the dancing? 475 00:29:52,455 --> 00:29:56,259 -It's... I dunno, it's- I don't want to jinx it. 476 00:29:56,259 --> 00:29:57,528 -Do you want a beer? 477 00:29:57,528 --> 00:29:58,895 Maybe some wine? 478 00:29:58,895 --> 00:29:59,034 They have some pretty good wine here. 479 00:30:04,034 --> 00:30:06,103 So why are you home? 480 00:30:06,103 --> 00:30:08,038 -I'm just visiting. 481 00:30:08,038 --> 00:30:09,906 What are you guys doing here... 482 00:30:09,906 --> 00:30:11,875 together? 483 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,911 -Nat didn't tell you? 484 00:30:13,911 --> 00:30:17,922 I'm the automatic 'plus one' these days. 485 00:30:24,922 --> 00:30:26,089 Nat. Do you have to go to the bathroom? 486 00:30:26,089 --> 00:30:28,125 I have to go to the bathroom. 487 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:31,028 -Okay, well we would bring you along if we could, baby. 488 00:30:32,028 --> 00:30:33,564 -You know what, it is the only place you don't 489 00:30:33,564 --> 00:30:34,471 get an automatic 'plus one.' 490 00:30:41,471 --> 00:30:42,940 -Oh please with that, alright. 491 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:44,208 Not everything is about you. 492 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:46,977 -What happened to that guy you were dating before, that um-- 493 00:30:46,977 --> 00:30:49,046 Fuck, what was his name... 494 00:30:49,046 --> 00:30:50,914 the Mike guy? 495 00:30:50,914 --> 00:30:52,048 What happened to him? 496 00:30:52,048 --> 00:30:53,483 -First of all it's Mitch. 497 00:30:53,483 --> 00:30:55,118 And if you really must know... 498 00:30:55,118 --> 00:30:57,054 he was a Jew. 499 00:30:57,054 --> 00:30:58,221 - So? 500 00:30:58,221 --> 00:30:59,156 - You know I love the Jews. 501 00:30:59,156 --> 00:31:00,090 I do love the Jews, don't get me wrong. 502 00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:04,161 I love the Jews. But Mitch was very Jewish. 503 00:31:04,161 --> 00:31:06,430 I mean he told me that the only way we'd get married is if I 504 00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:10,000 converted, and something about that just-- ugh, 505 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,635 just did not sit right with me. 506 00:31:12,635 --> 00:31:15,439 So wait, you come home and the only non-Jew you could find 507 00:31:15,439 --> 00:31:17,540 happened to be my high school sweetheart? 508 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:19,609 Your sweetheart?! 509 00:31:19,609 --> 00:31:21,979 Okay, you're delusional, right? 510 00:31:21,979 --> 00:31:24,181 You know that, right? 511 00:31:24,181 --> 00:31:26,450 He liked you for like a minute when we were seventeen and honey 512 00:31:26,450 --> 00:31:28,952 let's be real- you broke up with him. 513 00:31:28,952 --> 00:31:31,288 You left. 514 00:31:31,288 --> 00:31:36,393 Shoot, you haven't emailed or called me in God knows how long 515 00:31:36,393 --> 00:31:38,028 and all I know is that it was long enough for this shit 516 00:31:39,028 --> 00:31:41,699 to go down and you not have a fucking clue. 517 00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:45,102 So what are you doing home, Athena? 518 00:31:45,102 --> 00:31:46,502 -Can you pass me the toilet paper, please? 519 00:31:46,502 --> 00:31:48,538 -Not until you tell me what you're doing home. 520 00:31:56,145 --> 00:31:58,147 Wait, he makes you happy? 521 00:31:58,147 --> 00:31:59,682 Wes, you're happy with him? 522 00:31:59,682 --> 00:32:04,154 -Yeah. 523 00:32:04,154 --> 00:32:06,522 Yeah. 524 00:32:06,522 --> 00:32:09,625 And I'm sorry. 525 00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:13,063 I really am. 526 00:32:13,063 --> 00:32:15,766 If I thought you gave a shit I would have made it 527 00:32:15,766 --> 00:32:19,068 a point to tell you. 528 00:32:19,068 --> 00:32:21,538 -You were at least going to invite me to your wedding 529 00:32:21,538 --> 00:32:22,605 though, right? 530 00:32:22,605 --> 00:32:24,141 -Are you even going to come back for the wedding? 531 00:32:24,141 --> 00:32:25,442 -I will come back for the wedding. 532 00:32:25,442 --> 00:32:27,711 Please pass me some toilet paper. 533 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,523 Fuck, are you okay? 534 00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:42,625 -Wes doesn't know, alright? 535 00:32:42,625 --> 00:32:44,694 And I cannot tell him before the first trimester because then he 536 00:32:44,694 --> 00:32:47,297 gets like- Oh and his mom... 537 00:32:47,297 --> 00:32:49,665 -Stop - are we talking about the same guy who makes you 538 00:32:49,665 --> 00:32:51,609 quote unquote happy? 539 00:32:59,609 --> 00:33:01,421 I don't hear anything. 540 00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:14,739 Oh my God... 541 00:33:35,445 --> 00:33:38,382 ♪ ♪ 542 00:33:38,382 --> 00:33:42,352 -So if anybody asks just tell them that your mother's dead. 543 00:33:42,352 --> 00:33:45,088 That's why you don't have a mother. 544 00:33:45,088 --> 00:33:48,792 But you have the best dad in the world so it's okay. 545 00:33:49,792 --> 00:33:52,395 -So Mommy's in heaven? 546 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:59,135 -Heaven's a bunch of bullshit, kid. 547 00:33:59,135 --> 00:34:00,604 Trust me. 548 00:34:00,604 --> 00:34:04,508 Some very, very smart people invented heaven to sell cream 549 00:34:04,508 --> 00:34:07,845 cheese and toilet paper. 550 00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:10,681 -What happens when you die? 551 00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:13,282 -I don't. 552 00:34:13,282 --> 00:34:14,818 See? 553 00:34:14,818 --> 00:34:16,320 Look. 554 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,554 I'm right here. 555 00:34:18,554 --> 00:34:20,423 I'm not going anywhere. 556 00:34:20,423 --> 00:34:22,894 You're stuck with me, baby. 557 00:34:24,894 --> 00:34:27,601 -Daddy, have you found my orange marker yet? 558 00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:32,768 -Come here. 559 00:34:32,768 --> 00:34:35,405 Let me impart some wisdom on you, daughter. 560 00:34:35,405 --> 00:34:37,476 Okay? 561 00:34:39,476 --> 00:34:44,414 Sometimes in life, people lose things. 562 00:34:44,414 --> 00:34:48,152 You, for example, you lost your orange marker. 563 00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:52,655 Now I'm sure this cute peanut sized brain of yours doesn't 564 00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:55,626 believe that you truly lost the orange marker, 565 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:58,161 only that you can't find it. 566 00:34:58,161 --> 00:35:02,231 Which is why you keep asking Daddy if he's found it. 567 00:35:02,231 --> 00:35:06,469 But there's a very strong probability that you're never 568 00:35:06,469 --> 00:35:09,438 going to see that orange marker again. 569 00:35:09,438 --> 00:35:12,914 It's gone. 570 00:35:17,914 --> 00:35:19,722 Do you understand? 571 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,969 -Athena? 572 00:35:38,969 --> 00:35:40,507 Athena? 573 00:35:43,507 --> 00:35:44,949 Athena? 574 00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:53,483 I went to Costco. 575 00:35:53,483 --> 00:35:54,851 Then I went to a deli. 576 00:35:54,851 --> 00:36:01,358 Got you a pastrami sandwich, which is right here. 577 00:36:01,358 --> 00:36:03,793 I went to Bed Bath and Beyond and then I went to a 578 00:36:03,793 --> 00:36:05,461 great thrift store. 579 00:36:05,461 --> 00:36:06,862 And - look at this... 580 00:36:06,862 --> 00:36:08,831 Look at that. 581 00:36:08,831 --> 00:36:12,568 It's a pillow on one side, desk on the other. 582 00:36:12,568 --> 00:36:14,804 - Wow... 583 00:36:14,804 --> 00:36:15,606 - Isn't that unbelievable? 584 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:16,773 That's unbelievable. 585 00:36:16,773 --> 00:36:18,775 -Wait until you see this... 586 00:36:18,775 --> 00:36:21,445 The best part - here. 587 00:36:21,445 --> 00:36:23,246 Here, the piece de residence, or whatever that is. 588 00:36:23,246 --> 00:36:26,650 Here we go. 589 00:36:26,650 --> 00:36:28,652 A hot plate. 590 00:36:28,652 --> 00:36:29,820 Isn't that great? 591 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:30,021 Now you can cook for us. 592 00:36:31,021 --> 00:36:32,289 No more salads. 593 00:36:32,289 --> 00:36:33,623 Well salads - but just not as many. 594 00:36:33,623 --> 00:36:34,858 -But what's wrong with the stove? 595 00:36:34,858 --> 00:36:37,893 -The repair guy said it was broken, said I needed a new one. 596 00:36:37,893 --> 00:36:40,831 Those guys are always trying to gouge you! 597 00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:42,000 So, I got this instead. 598 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,034 Look at that. 599 00:36:45,034 --> 00:36:46,503 Look at that, good as new. 600 00:36:46,503 --> 00:36:48,304 -Good as new. 601 00:36:48,304 --> 00:36:50,974 -Hey you, no more vitamins. 602 00:36:50,974 --> 00:36:52,577 -But they're healthy! 603 00:36:54,577 --> 00:36:55,811 -Oh-- oh, what is it Dad? 604 00:36:55,811 --> 00:36:56,780 What did you get? 605 00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,447 Well I'm glad you asked. 606 00:36:58,447 --> 00:37:00,784 I got some weights. 607 00:37:00,784 --> 00:37:02,952 Because now I can fulfill my lifelong ambition of 608 00:37:02,952 --> 00:37:06,606 being a weightlifter too... 609 00:37:23,606 --> 00:37:25,750 -Yeah, I got the pastrami sandwich for you. 610 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,885 -What kind of animal am I? 611 00:37:35,885 --> 00:37:37,320 -I don't know. A fish? 612 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,690 -What kind of fish? 613 00:37:43,726 --> 00:37:44,960 -Max! Hi! 614 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,730 -What kind of fish am I? 615 00:37:46,730 --> 00:37:48,331 -No, no, no. 616 00:37:48,331 --> 00:37:49,465 I'm sorry, it's just me here. 617 00:37:49,465 --> 00:37:50,599 Um... 618 00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:51,471 I am all ears. 619 00:37:54,471 --> 00:37:56,340 What? 620 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,945 So I got through to the next round!? 621 00:38:01,945 --> 00:38:03,413 Okay. 622 00:38:03,413 --> 00:38:04,014 The second round is the final round. 623 00:38:05,014 --> 00:38:08,452 That is, um-- that is good news! 624 00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,721 That soon? 625 00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:12,822 No. 626 00:38:12,822 --> 00:38:15,891 No, no, no that is um- that is not a problem. 627 00:38:15,891 --> 00:38:17,760 -Yes it is. 628 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:18,028 -Uh-huh. 629 00:38:19,028 --> 00:38:20,597 Okay, see you in two weeks. 630 00:38:20,597 --> 00:38:24,134 -See who in two weeks? 631 00:38:28,771 --> 00:38:30,943 What about Daddy? 632 00:38:33,943 --> 00:38:35,547 -Shit... 633 00:38:38,547 --> 00:38:40,550 -I don't know what to do, I mean-- 634 00:38:40,550 --> 00:38:45,521 This tour - it's everything I've been working and waiting for. 635 00:38:45,521 --> 00:38:48,862 Yeah but it's your dad. 636 00:38:53,663 --> 00:38:56,132 I wonder why my dad even had me. 637 00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:59,668 It's not like he was ready to be a father. 638 00:38:59,668 --> 00:39:01,137 -That's it right there. 639 00:39:01,137 --> 00:39:02,972 Can you see it? 640 00:39:02,972 --> 00:39:04,740 -It's the size of a grape! 641 00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:05,009 Do you notice how our culture never celebrates 642 00:39:06,009 --> 00:39:07,943 death or divorce? 643 00:39:07,943 --> 00:39:09,079 -Okay, excuse me. This is not about you. 644 00:39:09,079 --> 00:39:10,014 This is about me and my baby and we'd like a little 645 00:39:11,014 --> 00:39:12,648 attention from auntie Athena. 646 00:39:12,648 --> 00:39:14,985 Look, I have a grape! 647 00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:17,023 -Look at that... 648 00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:21,458 - You can't see it, can you? 649 00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:22,592 - No. 650 00:39:22,592 --> 00:39:24,059 No. 651 00:39:24,059 --> 00:39:25,961 Come on, this is like one of those magic eye thingy's. 652 00:39:25,961 --> 00:39:27,965 You know I could never do those. 653 00:39:29,965 --> 00:39:31,067 -If you didn't want to give up your life, 654 00:39:31,067 --> 00:39:33,670 why did you come back? 655 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:35,938 Because he asked me to. 656 00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:37,181 -Because he's your dad. 657 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:45,514 -Come on. 658 00:39:45,514 --> 00:39:46,516 Hey. 659 00:39:46,516 --> 00:39:47,983 Hey. 660 00:39:47,983 --> 00:39:50,586 Come on, it's time to go. 661 00:39:52,588 --> 00:39:53,923 -What time is it? 662 00:39:53,923 --> 00:39:55,625 -Time to go, Daddy. 663 00:39:59,695 --> 00:40:02,065 -You're- you're supposed to be here at one o'clock! 664 00:40:02,065 --> 00:40:03,065 - I'm sorry. 665 00:40:03,065 --> 00:40:05,034 Well I'm here now. 666 00:40:05,034 --> 00:40:06,101 - Don't worry... 667 00:40:06,101 --> 00:40:07,070 - Just answer the question. 668 00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:08,005 - Calm down. 669 00:40:09,005 --> 00:40:09,005 - Are you okay? 670 00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:12,108 - I'm fine! 671 00:40:12,108 --> 00:40:14,148 Where the hell were you? 672 00:40:18,148 --> 00:40:18,148 I asked you a question! 673 00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:20,684 Where were you? 674 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:22,085 -What do you want me say? 675 00:40:22,085 --> 00:40:24,186 -Why were you late? 676 00:40:24,186 --> 00:40:26,889 -The parking lot was filled with a bunch of mooks! 677 00:40:26,889 --> 00:40:28,224 There, is that a good enough answer for you? 678 00:40:28,224 --> 00:40:29,992 You're never on time for anything. 679 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:30,027 The only thing you haven't been late for is your fucking period! 680 00:40:31,027 --> 00:40:32,896 -Jesus! 681 00:40:32,896 --> 00:40:34,898 Why do always make me feel like shit for the stupidest things? 682 00:40:34,898 --> 00:40:36,099 I was ten minutes late. 683 00:40:36,099 --> 00:40:37,166 Big fucking deal! 684 00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:39,003 I dropped my goddamn life to come take care of you. 685 00:40:40,003 --> 00:40:41,538 -Why do I make you feel like shit? 686 00:40:41,538 --> 00:40:42,271 The only person who can make you feel anything 687 00:40:42,271 --> 00:40:43,806 is your-fucking-self! 688 00:40:43,806 --> 00:40:45,208 Give me the keys, I'm driving! 689 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,175 - Are you sure that's a good idea? 690 00:40:46,175 --> 00:40:47,577 - Give me the- You don't tell me what to do. 691 00:40:47,577 --> 00:40:48,644 I tell you what to do. 692 00:40:48,644 --> 00:40:50,614 I'm the boss. You're the employee. 693 00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:52,581 As a matter of fact from now on you call me 'boss'! 694 00:40:52,581 --> 00:40:53,949 Now give me the keys! 695 00:40:53,949 --> 00:40:56,786 You're a stupid little girl who doesn't know a thing. 696 00:40:56,786 --> 00:40:58,255 You don't know how to drive. 697 00:40:58,255 --> 00:40:59,623 You don't know how to be on time. 698 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,123 You don't know how to find parking. 699 00:41:01,123 --> 00:41:02,025 And you sure as fuck don't know how to dance or else 700 00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:04,762 you'd have a job by now! 701 00:41:06,762 --> 00:41:09,164 I'm fucking in there having chemo! 702 00:41:09,164 --> 00:41:13,603 For five fucking hours! 703 00:41:13,603 --> 00:41:17,583 Tell me not to live my fucking life... 704 00:41:27,583 --> 00:41:34,248 ♪ ♪ 705 00:41:59,248 --> 00:42:01,818 -Daddy! 706 00:42:01,818 --> 00:42:03,753 Daddy! 707 00:42:03,753 --> 00:42:04,788 -What? 708 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:05,588 What? What? 709 00:42:05,588 --> 00:42:07,990 What's the matter? What's wrong? 710 00:42:07,990 --> 00:42:11,260 - The tooth fairy didn't like me. 711 00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:13,697 -What? 712 00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:16,666 -I lost a tooth so I put it under my pillow. 713 00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:19,003 -Wait- wait, wait, wait, wait- wait a minute- 714 00:42:20,003 --> 00:42:21,670 You lost a tooth? 715 00:42:21,670 --> 00:42:23,639 Why didn't you tell me? 716 00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:25,945 -Why didn't the tooth fairy give me money? 717 00:42:28,945 --> 00:42:31,280 -Well maybe last night was her night off. 718 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,849 -No. 719 00:42:33,849 --> 00:42:37,786 -Well maybe a lot of kids lost a tooth yesterday and- you know, 720 00:42:37,786 --> 00:42:39,822 she couldn't get to everybody's house on time. 721 00:42:39,822 --> 00:42:41,625 That's all. 722 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:45,161 -But you said that when you lose a tooth you put it under your 723 00:42:45,161 --> 00:42:47,630 pillow and the tooth fairy comes to your room and takes it and 724 00:42:47,630 --> 00:42:49,902 gives it to all the little babies who don't have teeth yet. 725 00:42:52,902 --> 00:42:54,340 -Yeah, I did say that... 726 00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:59,742 Alright. 727 00:42:59,742 --> 00:43:02,012 I'm going to level with you, kid. 728 00:43:03,012 --> 00:43:06,215 Every time... 729 00:43:06,215 --> 00:43:10,887 Every time a kid puts a tooth under the pillow, 730 00:43:10,887 --> 00:43:13,289 their mom or their dad - they come in the room at night 731 00:43:13,289 --> 00:43:17,226 and they exchange- they swap the tooth for money. 732 00:43:17,226 --> 00:43:19,728 -What? 733 00:43:19,728 --> 00:43:24,199 -Do you- it's- it's- Do you remember like how the Wizard 734 00:43:24,199 --> 00:43:27,036 of Oz was really this little old man behind the curtain? 735 00:43:27,036 --> 00:43:28,871 -I never saw it. 736 00:43:28,871 --> 00:43:31,041 -We never watched The Wizard of Oz?! 737 00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:33,309 Yes we-- no? 738 00:43:33,309 --> 00:43:36,045 Oh, well I'm slipping. 739 00:43:36,045 --> 00:43:37,380 Do you- I know you've seen this one; Do you know how 740 00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:41,684 From Russia With Love, Tatiana Romanova, right? 741 00:43:41,684 --> 00:43:44,320 She meets James in Istanbul to return the Lektor to England 742 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,425 and only to find out the whole thing was a trap. 743 00:43:48,425 --> 00:43:50,260 It's like that. 744 00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:51,460 That's how it is. 745 00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:52,829 The tooth fairy. 746 00:43:52,829 --> 00:43:54,197 Life. 747 00:43:54,197 --> 00:43:56,331 Marriage. 748 00:43:56,331 --> 00:44:01,971 You think something is one way only to learn that it's 749 00:44:01,971 --> 00:44:04,007 something entirely different. 750 00:44:05,007 --> 00:44:07,277 Do you understand what I'm saying? 751 00:44:07,277 --> 00:44:09,048 It's just- you do or you don't? 752 00:44:13,048 --> 00:44:14,925 I know something that you're going to understand. 753 00:44:22,925 --> 00:44:28,971 I don't know how many teeth you've lost, but this... 754 00:44:34,971 --> 00:44:36,007 this should cover it. 755 00:44:54,958 --> 00:45:02,478 ♪ ♪ 756 00:46:32,856 --> 00:46:33,791 -Don't you know the rule about 757 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,324 not calling girls who sleep with you the 758 00:46:35,324 --> 00:46:37,360 first night you meet them? 759 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,929 -Girl, you know what they say about rules. 760 00:46:39,929 --> 00:46:41,364 -What? 761 00:46:41,364 --> 00:46:42,898 That they're made to be broken? 762 00:46:42,898 --> 00:46:44,199 -Oh yeah. 763 00:46:44,199 --> 00:46:47,170 So how are ya? 764 00:46:47,170 --> 00:46:50,405 -Oh, I'm fine. 765 00:46:50,405 --> 00:46:51,978 -How's your dad? 766 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:58,347 -Uh- Still very much himself. 767 00:46:58,347 --> 00:46:59,414 -Good. 768 00:46:59,414 --> 00:47:01,050 Good. 769 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:02,085 -Yeah. 770 00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:03,987 -Uh... 771 00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:06,422 I just wanted to say that, uh... 772 00:47:06,422 --> 00:47:08,590 I'm always around. 773 00:47:08,590 --> 00:47:11,193 You know, if you ever want to shoot the shit of just- 774 00:47:11,193 --> 00:47:13,929 you know... 775 00:47:13,929 --> 00:47:15,134 I'm here for you. 776 00:47:18,134 --> 00:47:20,976 -Hey Bryan, I- I have to go. 777 00:47:27,976 --> 00:47:31,447 -Hey, can you see the moon? 778 00:47:31,447 --> 00:47:36,952 -Um...Uh yes. 779 00:47:36,952 --> 00:47:38,688 Yeah, I can see it. 780 00:47:38,688 --> 00:47:41,190 -You see that halo? 781 00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:44,661 -No. No halo. 782 00:47:44,661 --> 00:47:47,195 -I always find that funny. 783 00:47:47,195 --> 00:47:50,666 That two people can be looking at the same sky on the same 784 00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:54,440 night and see two different versions of the same thing. 785 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,445 - Hey Bryan? - Yeah? 786 00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:06,349 -Thanks for calling. 787 00:48:06,349 --> 00:48:07,286 -Hey Athena? 788 00:48:10,286 --> 00:48:12,387 Hang in there. 789 00:48:12,387 --> 00:48:14,257 -Okay. 790 00:48:14,257 --> 00:48:16,425 Goodnight. 791 00:48:16,425 --> 00:48:24,423 ♪ ♪ 792 00:48:48,423 --> 00:48:51,429 -I'm here to pick up my father, Jack Morehead. 793 00:48:54,429 --> 00:48:56,367 -Can you spell the last name, please? 794 00:48:58,367 --> 00:49:02,672 - M-O-R-E-H-E-A-D. 795 00:49:16,385 --> 00:49:22,358 -Dr. Halper, please come to the nurses station. 796 00:49:22,358 --> 00:49:26,469 Dr. Halper, to the nurse's station please. 797 00:49:33,469 --> 00:49:36,105 -The doctor will be right with you. 798 00:49:54,389 --> 00:49:55,358 -Hey. 799 00:49:55,358 --> 00:49:58,094 What do you mean by "an adverse reaction?" 800 00:49:58,094 --> 00:50:01,097 The Chemo is supposed to make him better, not worse! 801 00:50:01,097 --> 00:50:03,833 -Some people get worse before they get better. 802 00:50:03,833 --> 00:50:06,202 Chemo is a shock to the system. 803 00:50:06,202 --> 00:50:09,172 Different systems handle that shock very differently. 804 00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:10,606 -Yeah? Well how did his handle it? 805 00:50:10,606 --> 00:50:12,307 -Not well. 806 00:50:12,307 --> 00:50:16,279 He was disoriented, very irritable, he started cursing... 807 00:50:16,279 --> 00:50:18,280 -He's always like that. 808 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,349 -He pulled the I.V. out of his arm 809 00:50:20,349 --> 00:50:22,452 and held it to a nurse's neck. 810 00:50:22,452 --> 00:50:24,786 Does he always do that? 811 00:50:24,786 --> 00:50:28,824 We sedated him and then his blood pressure 812 00:50:28,824 --> 00:50:30,793 dropped considerably. 813 00:50:30,793 --> 00:50:32,829 We just want to take precautions, run a few tests, 814 00:50:32,829 --> 00:50:34,730 make sure everything checks out. 815 00:50:34,730 --> 00:50:36,766 Trust me. 816 00:50:36,766 --> 00:50:41,304 He'll be out in two days, maybe three. 817 00:50:41,304 --> 00:50:42,572 -Trust me. 818 00:50:42,572 --> 00:50:44,541 You'll want him out after two. 819 00:51:01,324 --> 00:51:10,139 ♪ ♪ 820 00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:17,706 -Close out or keep it open? 821 00:51:17,706 --> 00:51:19,282 -Keep it open. 822 00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:01,483 -This seat taken? 823 00:52:01,483 --> 00:52:04,654 -It's all yours. 824 00:52:04,654 --> 00:52:07,657 -You know, I've never been good at playing it cool or 825 00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:10,559 whatever so um- I'm just going to go right ahead and 826 00:52:10,559 --> 00:52:12,827 tell you why I'm here. 827 00:52:12,827 --> 00:52:15,733 -What, you mean to tell me you're not a Jehovah's Witness? 828 00:52:17,733 --> 00:52:19,668 What'dya say your name was? 829 00:52:19,668 --> 00:52:23,405 -Let's not task ourselves with the silly chore of trying to 830 00:52:23,405 --> 00:52:26,509 remember each other's name now. 831 00:52:26,509 --> 00:52:27,842 -So you're not going to tell me your name? 832 00:52:27,842 --> 00:52:29,811 -I prefer we go to a motel. 833 00:52:29,811 --> 00:52:32,380 Or the bathroom's fine. 834 00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:36,925 Then say our goodbyes and be on our merry way. 835 00:52:42,925 --> 00:52:45,527 Aren't musicians used to meeting girls they'll never have 836 00:52:45,527 --> 00:52:47,634 to see or talk to again? 837 00:52:51,634 --> 00:52:53,003 -Listen darling, I'm sorry but I'm just going to 838 00:52:54,003 --> 00:52:55,985 have to politely decline. 839 00:53:09,985 --> 00:53:12,755 -I gotta friend who could get you some morphine. 840 00:53:12,755 --> 00:53:15,490 You could buy a boat and we could all sail around the world 841 00:53:15,490 --> 00:53:17,994 til the pain got too bad. 842 00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:20,295 -You know it's not the cancer that landed me here, 843 00:53:20,295 --> 00:53:21,597 it's the Chemo. 844 00:53:21,597 --> 00:53:23,431 That's what got me. 845 00:53:23,431 --> 00:53:25,333 -The medical profession ain't nothing but a bunch of assholes 846 00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:28,771 who do whatever the insurance companies tell them to do. 847 00:53:28,771 --> 00:53:30,405 -Hit me. 848 00:53:30,405 --> 00:53:31,539 -No, no. 849 00:53:31,539 --> 00:53:32,775 With this. 850 00:53:32,775 --> 00:53:34,510 -Oh Jacky, you better watch yo-self. 851 00:53:34,510 --> 00:53:35,012 You'z in the hospital. 852 00:53:36,012 --> 00:53:37,346 -Come here and slap my ass. 853 00:53:37,346 --> 00:53:41,050 Ah look what the cat dragged in! 854 00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:43,686 -Hello Ath-ena. 855 00:53:43,686 --> 00:53:44,786 - Hello Ath-ena. 856 00:53:44,786 --> 00:53:45,987 - Hello Seashell. 857 00:53:45,987 --> 00:53:47,456 I'm not an invalid. 858 00:53:47,456 --> 00:53:48,690 - Just say thank you. 859 00:53:48,690 --> 00:53:49,659 - No. 860 00:53:49,659 --> 00:53:50,027 -Shhhh! 861 00:53:51,027 --> 00:53:53,596 This is the best part. 862 00:53:53,596 --> 00:53:54,963 - Hey, the Spy Who Loved Me? 863 00:53:54,963 --> 00:53:56,065 - Yep. 864 00:53:56,065 --> 00:53:57,365 Who plays James Bond in this? 865 00:53:57,365 --> 00:53:58,467 Please. 866 00:53:58,467 --> 00:53:59,668 Roger Moore. 867 00:53:59,668 --> 00:54:00,835 - Duh! 868 00:54:00,835 --> 00:54:01,971 - Yeah, yeah. That was too easy. 869 00:54:01,971 --> 00:54:05,875 Everybody knows that. Alright, who played Agent XXX? 870 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,909 -Barbara... 871 00:54:07,909 --> 00:54:08,878 -Barbara Bach. 872 00:54:08,878 --> 00:54:11,514 -Very good! 873 00:54:11,514 --> 00:54:14,050 Now what kind of gun was she using? 874 00:54:14,050 --> 00:54:16,418 -Which one? 875 00:54:16,418 --> 00:54:18,654 -In the last scene against James. 876 00:54:18,654 --> 00:54:20,655 What was the gun that she had? 877 00:54:20,655 --> 00:54:22,358 -Oooh, that's a hard one. 878 00:54:22,358 --> 00:54:25,360 Started with a "W"... 879 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:26,862 - The... 880 00:54:26,862 --> 00:54:27,963 - The Walther PPK. 881 00:54:27,963 --> 00:54:30,632 That's my girl! 882 00:54:30,632 --> 00:54:32,034 What a good girl. 883 00:54:32,034 --> 00:54:36,806 Only girl in her class who could identify firearms. 884 00:54:36,806 --> 00:54:38,873 -I can't wait to taste something other than tasteless dinner 885 00:54:38,873 --> 00:54:42,344 rolls and Jell-O the texture of butter. 886 00:54:42,344 --> 00:54:43,679 It's horrible. 887 00:54:43,679 --> 00:54:44,579 -Hey, hey, hey! 888 00:54:44,579 --> 00:54:46,782 Watch it! Watch it! I got cancer here! 889 00:54:46,782 --> 00:54:49,719 I want the cancer to get me, not you! 890 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,119 If you want everyone to know you have a small johnson... 891 00:54:51,119 --> 00:54:52,788 - Drive that car! 892 00:54:52,788 --> 00:54:53,998 -Very good! 893 00:55:02,998 --> 00:55:06,501 -Dad, there's something I need to talk to you about... 894 00:55:06,501 --> 00:55:07,068 -Dad? 895 00:55:07,068 --> 00:55:09,070 Wow, I've been promoted. 896 00:55:09,070 --> 00:55:10,472 -Daddy, listen. 897 00:55:10,472 --> 00:55:12,007 I got a call- 898 00:55:13,007 --> 00:55:14,643 And there's something that I want to talk to you- 899 00:55:14,643 --> 00:55:18,414 -Wait there! 900 00:55:18,414 --> 00:55:20,719 Wait there! 901 00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:27,956 -Jack, I swear I'll be back. 902 00:55:27,956 --> 00:55:30,659 I swear I'll be back. 903 00:55:30,659 --> 00:55:32,827 Jack, this is my life... 904 00:55:32,827 --> 00:55:34,476 This is my life, Jack... 905 00:55:48,476 --> 00:55:49,844 -Daddy, can I drive? 906 00:55:49,844 --> 00:55:50,980 -No. No. 907 00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:52,114 I just got out of the hospital. 908 00:55:52,114 --> 00:55:53,516 I'm driving. 909 00:55:59,954 --> 00:56:01,757 -Like I was saying, Dad. 910 00:56:01,757 --> 00:56:03,125 I'm- There's something that I really want 911 00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:03,025 to talk to you about- 912 00:56:04,025 --> 00:56:05,594 -Athena, I just got out of the hospital. 913 00:56:05,594 --> 00:56:07,829 So whatever it is can it wait? 914 00:56:07,829 --> 00:56:10,532 Yeah. Sure. 915 00:56:47,936 --> 00:56:50,844 -Hey, time for your vitamins. 916 00:56:54,844 --> 00:56:56,045 -My throat hurts too much. 917 00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:58,179 I can't swallow. 918 00:56:58,179 --> 00:56:59,981 -You want some more ice chips? 919 00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:01,217 -Pacifier. 920 00:57:01,217 --> 00:57:03,719 -What? 921 00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:08,090 -I want you to go to the drugstore and get me a pacifier. 922 00:57:08,090 --> 00:57:09,824 -Are you serious? 923 00:57:09,824 --> 00:57:11,893 -Go on. 924 00:57:11,893 --> 00:57:13,262 -Oh. 925 00:57:13,262 --> 00:57:14,630 Okay. 926 00:57:14,630 --> 00:57:18,771 Wait- Did you take my sunglasses? 927 00:57:22,771 --> 00:57:26,541 Oh... thank you. 928 00:57:26,541 --> 00:57:29,521 I don't remember putting them up there like that. 929 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:39,255 -Excuse me, ma'am. 930 00:57:39,255 --> 00:57:40,623 Can I help you find something? 931 00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:41,856 -Uh yeah. Yeah. 932 00:57:41,856 --> 00:57:43,259 I'm looking for a pacifier. 933 00:57:43,259 --> 00:57:44,193 -Alright. 934 00:57:44,193 --> 00:57:45,960 How old is your baby? 935 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,068 -Sixty. 936 00:57:53,068 --> 00:57:53,003 - Here you go. - Wait, in a minute. 937 00:57:54,003 --> 00:57:55,070 I gotta use the john. 938 00:57:55,070 --> 00:57:56,809 - Oh. Okay. 939 00:58:03,045 --> 00:58:06,030 -Just- just leave me be, Athena. -Fine. 940 00:58:22,030 --> 00:58:23,335 -Don't just stand there - help me up! 941 00:58:27,335 --> 00:58:33,041 Oh- Oh God- Oh God- - Oh, okay- - 942 00:58:33,041 --> 00:58:35,311 Just go- 943 00:58:35,311 --> 00:58:36,579 -No, no, no! We can not do. 944 00:58:36,579 --> 00:58:38,280 -But these are his favorite pants. 945 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,949 Jack Morehead. 946 00:58:39,949 --> 00:58:41,182 He said that you know him. 947 00:58:41,182 --> 00:58:42,717 That you'd take care of it. 948 00:58:42,717 --> 00:58:43,918 -Very bad. Not clean. 949 00:58:43,918 --> 00:58:45,154 Very bad. Must throw away. 950 00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:47,155 -He sent me here to- 951 00:58:47,155 --> 00:58:48,590 -Poopy ca-ca, no! 952 00:58:48,590 --> 00:58:51,003 It will go all over other customer clothing. 953 00:59:01,003 --> 00:59:02,338 I'm not throwing them away. 954 00:59:02,338 --> 00:59:04,206 They're my favorite pair. 955 00:59:04,206 --> 00:59:07,175 -You have a closet full of at least fourteen identical pairs. 956 00:59:07,175 --> 00:59:08,210 -I like those. 957 00:59:08,210 --> 00:59:09,945 Those are the favorite ones. 958 00:59:09,945 --> 00:59:11,347 -What- I don't know what to tell you. 959 00:59:11,347 --> 00:59:12,780 - Wash them by hand. 960 00:59:12,780 --> 00:59:14,048 - Excuse me? 961 00:59:14,048 --> 00:59:16,751 It's just a little shit, Athena. 962 00:59:16,751 --> 00:59:20,623 -No, it's a lot of shit actually And, wait a minute, forgive me 963 00:59:20,623 --> 00:59:24,393 for not wanting my father's poop stench on my hands all week. 964 00:59:24,393 --> 00:59:27,329 -Do you know how many times I had your poop stench on my hands? 965 00:59:27,329 --> 00:59:29,398 -Oh, okay - oh my God, what - when I was a baby? 966 00:59:29,398 --> 00:59:31,233 All the time! 967 00:59:31,233 --> 00:59:32,668 For years on end. 968 00:59:32,668 --> 00:59:34,168 -This is slightly different. 969 00:59:34,168 --> 00:59:36,338 -You know what? You're such a fucking princess. 970 00:59:36,338 --> 00:59:38,994 I raised you better than this. 971 01:00:09,871 --> 01:00:11,340 -Hi. What do you need? 972 01:00:11,340 --> 01:00:12,007 -It's two thirty... 973 01:00:13,007 --> 01:00:16,144 I don't see, taste or smell my lunch. 974 01:00:16,144 --> 01:00:18,746 -Does this mean your mouth is better now? 975 01:00:18,746 --> 01:00:22,150 -I expect it at three o'clock. Goodbye. 976 01:00:23,952 --> 01:00:26,893 -Yes, Boss. 977 01:01:04,893 --> 01:01:06,295 -Where are they? 978 01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:09,831 Where are they? 979 01:01:09,831 --> 01:01:12,233 I know that they are somewhere in here. 980 01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:14,036 -Stop! Leave them alone! 981 01:01:14,036 --> 01:01:15,737 I know you took the last pack from the freezer. 982 01:01:15,737 --> 01:01:17,306 - Did not! - Did too. 983 01:01:17,306 --> 01:01:18,740 Don't lie to me! - Did not! 984 01:01:18,740 --> 01:01:19,842 - You did too. 985 01:01:19,842 --> 01:01:21,264 Do not lie to me! Okay? 986 01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:52,974 ♪ ♪ 987 01:02:41,856 --> 01:02:43,224 -You came! 988 01:02:43,224 --> 01:02:45,994 -Of course. 989 01:02:45,994 --> 01:02:47,228 You called and begged. 990 01:02:47,228 --> 01:02:48,896 -Oh please, I didn't beg. 991 01:02:48,896 --> 01:02:50,431 -I know, I'm sorry. 992 01:02:50,431 --> 01:02:54,143 You just butt-dialed me and casually asked. 993 01:03:01,143 --> 01:03:03,244 -What you doing? 994 01:03:03,244 --> 01:03:05,246 Oh my god, okay? 995 01:03:05,246 --> 01:03:06,547 You wanna do that? 996 01:03:06,547 --> 01:03:08,416 -Okay, that's happening. 997 01:03:08,416 --> 01:03:10,418 I don't know what's happening-- whatever that is. 998 01:03:10,418 --> 01:03:11,320 - Let's go. 999 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:12,320 - Okay. 1000 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:13,255 - How was your flight? 1001 01:03:13,255 --> 01:03:14,856 - It was long. 1002 01:03:14,856 --> 01:03:16,625 It was long but I'm very happy to be here. 1003 01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:18,126 -Yeah. 1004 01:03:18,126 --> 01:03:20,161 Haven't had much time-- after you, my darling. 1005 01:03:20,161 --> 01:03:21,896 -Thank you very much. 1006 01:03:21,896 --> 01:03:24,565 -I haven't had much time to clean up so don't judge me please. 1007 01:03:24,565 --> 01:03:26,072 -Well, no judgment. 1008 01:03:31,072 --> 01:03:36,268 -You've been here before so just make yourself at home... 1009 01:04:00,268 --> 01:04:01,570 çVOICEMAIL] -I'm sorry. 1010 01:04:01,570 --> 01:04:03,672 If you come back, I promise it will be different. 1011 01:04:03,672 --> 01:04:05,139 I promise, Athena. 1012 01:04:05,139 --> 01:04:06,208 I'll get a nurse. 1013 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:08,143 I'll be nice. 1014 01:04:08,143 --> 01:04:09,449 Whatever you say- 1015 01:04:14,449 --> 01:04:15,650 -I quit smoking. 1016 01:04:15,650 --> 01:04:17,159 Finito-- 1017 01:04:25,159 --> 01:04:29,498 -Honey Bunny, goddess of wisdom... 1018 01:04:29,498 --> 01:04:31,188 I can't die alone. 1019 01:04:54,188 --> 01:04:56,291 - Focus! 1020 01:04:56,291 --> 01:04:57,735 Come on, Athena! 1021 01:05:06,735 --> 01:05:09,271 God damn it, if you're gonna be this distracted now what 1022 01:05:09,271 --> 01:05:11,606 am I going to expect during rehearsals? 1023 01:05:11,606 --> 01:05:13,407 Let's go! 1024 01:05:18,679 --> 01:05:21,248 Lift it up. 1025 01:05:21,248 --> 01:05:24,286 Whoever's phone it is ringing, please turn if off - now! 1026 01:05:31,525 --> 01:05:34,262 -People, please, keep your personal belongings 1027 01:05:34,262 --> 01:05:35,429 in your lockers. 1028 01:05:35,429 --> 01:05:37,623 Thank you. 1029 01:06:35,623 --> 01:06:44,498 ♪ ♪ 1030 01:06:44,498 --> 01:06:48,570 -I have made you some delicious oatmeal. 1031 01:06:48,570 --> 01:06:50,739 Come on, Daddy. I'm back! 1032 01:06:50,739 --> 01:06:52,807 It is hot, it might burn your tongue. 1033 01:06:52,807 --> 01:06:55,577 Daddy, I'm here. 1034 01:06:55,577 --> 01:06:57,481 Jack? 1035 01:06:59,481 --> 01:07:01,452 Jack... 1036 01:07:03,452 --> 01:07:06,396 Jack... 1037 01:07:17,632 --> 01:07:18,766 -Excuse me Miss? Is this your-- 1038 01:07:18,766 --> 01:07:20,735 -He's my father. 1039 01:07:20,735 --> 01:07:22,269 - Do you have power of attorney? 1040 01:07:22,269 --> 01:07:23,771 - Yes. 1041 01:07:23,771 --> 01:07:25,706 -Do you want us to start his heart if it stops beating? 1042 01:07:25,706 --> 01:07:27,375 -Excuse me? 1043 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:28,809 -Right now, your father is hooked up to a machine 1044 01:07:28,809 --> 01:07:30,545 that is breathing for him. 1045 01:07:30,545 --> 01:07:33,280 His heart is still beating on its own but it will stop soon. 1046 01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,449 And when it stops, do you want us to restart it for him? 1047 01:07:35,449 --> 01:07:37,184 -Yes. 1048 01:07:37,184 --> 01:07:39,221 -We have to crack ribs and press on his chest with all of our 1049 01:07:39,221 --> 01:07:41,456 might to restart the heart. 1050 01:07:41,456 --> 01:07:42,891 -Crack his ribs then. 1051 01:07:42,891 --> 01:07:43,791 - No, you don't understand- 1052 01:07:43,791 --> 01:07:46,128 - No. You don't understand. 1053 01:07:46,128 --> 01:07:49,797 -If his heart stops, crack his ribs. 1054 01:07:49,797 --> 01:07:51,719 -Fine. 1055 01:08:10,719 --> 01:08:15,863 -As you can see in the brochure we have a large selection. 1056 01:08:22,863 --> 01:08:26,368 You were his daughter? 1057 01:08:26,368 --> 01:08:27,868 -I am his daughter. 1058 01:08:27,868 --> 01:08:29,871 -Yes, right. 1059 01:08:29,871 --> 01:08:36,944 What I meant to ask is he had no spouse? 1060 01:08:36,944 --> 01:08:40,916 -Nope. No, never married. 1061 01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:42,685 -What about your mother? 1062 01:08:43,685 --> 01:08:46,421 -What about my mother? 1063 01:08:46,421 --> 01:08:49,858 -Well- where is she? 1064 01:08:49,858 --> 01:08:53,728 -I like to think she took the Thelma and Louise route and her 1065 01:08:53,728 --> 01:08:58,969 spirit is just floating somewhere over the Grand Canyon. 1066 01:09:00,969 --> 01:09:03,974 -No older siblings? 1067 01:09:05,974 --> 01:09:10,979 No other legal guardian to help you with all of this? 1068 01:09:10,979 --> 01:09:13,484 -I'm my legal guardian. 1069 01:09:16,484 --> 01:09:18,789 -That one. 1070 01:09:21,789 --> 01:09:30,731 ♪ ♪ 1071 01:09:30,731 --> 01:09:32,701 Could I tell them that he took a job selling 1072 01:09:32,701 --> 01:09:35,270 scrap metal instead of following his dreams of 1073 01:09:35,270 --> 01:09:36,809 playing jazz saxophone? 1074 01:09:40,809 --> 01:09:44,645 Could I tell them that he didn't fight for his life... 1075 01:09:44,645 --> 01:09:46,981 didn't take it seriously... 1076 01:09:46,981 --> 01:09:49,818 didn't think about how his dying would affect 1077 01:09:49,818 --> 01:09:51,457 those he left behind? 1078 01:09:56,457 --> 01:09:58,993 How about how he's handicapped me in virtually every 1079 01:09:58,993 --> 01:10:02,533 relationship I attempt with a member of the opposite sex? 1080 01:10:05,533 --> 01:10:08,903 Was I allowed to tell them the truth? 1081 01:10:08,903 --> 01:10:17,015 ♪ ♪ 1082 01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:24,953 "Romance is mush, stifling those who strive, 1083 01:10:25,953 --> 01:10:30,761 I'll live a lush life in some small dive. 1084 01:10:33,761 --> 01:10:35,001 Whoever feels it deepest wins. 1085 01:10:40,001 --> 01:10:41,306 Remember the Alamo. 1086 01:10:45,306 --> 01:10:49,344 Please put all wet food in the garbage disposal. 1087 01:10:49,344 --> 01:10:52,717 I am sensitive to the smell of rotting food. 1088 01:10:56,717 --> 01:10:59,390 Don't let the same dog bite you twice." 1089 01:11:50,805 --> 01:11:53,073 -Nice sunnies. 1090 01:11:53,073 --> 01:11:57,412 -Oh, you want them? 1091 01:11:57,412 --> 01:12:00,814 I don't know what to do with all this shit. 1092 01:12:00,814 --> 01:12:02,484 -You should keep them. 1093 01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:04,485 -Yeah? 1094 01:12:04,485 --> 01:12:06,020 Maybe you can tell me everything I should keep and what I'm 1095 01:12:07,020 --> 01:12:09,887 allowed to throw out. 1096 01:12:39,887 --> 01:12:42,489 -'Theens, I can't. 1097 01:12:42,489 --> 01:12:43,463 Please. 1098 01:12:49,463 --> 01:12:51,131 -I'm sorry. 1099 01:12:51,131 --> 01:12:53,868 I'm sorry. 1100 01:12:53,868 --> 01:12:56,136 -I'm sorry, too. 1101 01:12:56,136 --> 01:13:01,176 You should come over for dinner before you go... 1102 01:13:01,176 --> 01:13:03,011 Nat'll like that. 1103 01:13:04,011 --> 01:13:05,582 -Yeah. Sure. 1104 01:13:07,582 --> 01:13:09,617 -We're always here for you... 1105 01:13:09,617 --> 01:13:12,537 all three of us. 1106 01:13:54,628 --> 01:14:03,018 ♪ ♪ 1107 01:15:24,018 --> 01:15:26,354 -I suppose you think I'm a massive bitch for not returning 1108 01:15:26,354 --> 01:15:28,789 any of your calls or texts. 1109 01:15:28,789 --> 01:15:30,692 -I can take a hint. 1110 01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:32,060 -There's no hint. 1111 01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:34,765 I had to go back to Florida. 1112 01:15:37,765 --> 01:15:40,837 -Is your dad okay? 1113 01:15:42,837 --> 01:15:45,377 Shit, I'm sorry. 1114 01:15:49,377 --> 01:15:51,746 -What are you doing this Friday? 1115 01:15:51,746 --> 01:15:56,984 -You know, hanging out with my boys. 1116 01:15:56,984 --> 01:15:58,219 Go clubbing. 1117 01:15:58,219 --> 01:15:59,186 - Go clubbing? 1118 01:15:59,186 --> 01:16:00,688 - Yeah. 1119 01:16:00,688 --> 01:16:02,689 What about you? 1120 01:16:02,689 --> 01:16:05,092 -Coming over to your place? 1121 01:16:05,092 --> 01:16:05,092 - Oh really? 1122 01:16:05,993 --> 01:16:07,895 - Uh-huh. 1123 01:16:07,895 --> 01:16:09,229 -I won't hold my breath. 1124 01:16:09,229 --> 01:16:11,099 -No, I'm being serious. 1125 01:16:11,099 --> 01:16:13,201 How's eight? 1126 01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:16,804 -Uh... 1127 01:16:16,804 --> 01:16:18,238 I'll have to check with my boys. 1128 01:16:18,238 --> 01:16:19,841 -Of course. 1129 01:16:19,841 --> 01:16:22,342 - But eight probably works. 1130 01:16:22,342 --> 01:16:24,645 - Yeah? 1131 01:16:24,645 --> 01:16:27,849 Okay, well text me your address. 1132 01:16:27,849 --> 01:16:29,417 I'll do that right now. 1133 01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:34,055 I mean, after I finish my- 1134 01:16:34,055 --> 01:16:36,310 Yeah, I'm up to like four miles- I got it. 1135 01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:58,145 -What's this? 1136 01:16:58,145 --> 01:17:00,881 -Bond marathon. 1137 01:17:00,881 --> 01:17:03,717 -Hey, how do I look? 1138 01:17:03,717 --> 01:17:05,720 -Like a slut. 1139 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,327 -Fine- I'm going to be back in two hours tops, okay? 1140 01:17:13,327 --> 01:17:15,930 -Alright my lady, have a seat. 1141 01:17:15,930 --> 01:17:18,733 -Bryan, this isn't necessary. 1142 01:17:18,733 --> 01:17:22,703 -I know it's not necessary, but when was the last time someone 1143 01:17:22,703 --> 01:17:24,307 made you a home-cooked meal? 1144 01:17:27,307 --> 01:17:32,913 Now I was not sure if you ate meat or not because, you know, 1145 01:17:32,913 --> 01:17:35,315 all you actresses are vegan. 1146 01:17:35,315 --> 01:17:36,018 -I'm not an actress. 1147 01:17:37,018 --> 01:17:39,119 -I know. 1148 01:17:39,119 --> 01:17:40,255 Joking. 1149 01:18:14,255 --> 01:18:16,490 -She looks like you. 1150 01:18:16,490 --> 01:18:17,297 Your mom. 1151 01:18:24,297 --> 01:18:27,393 -I think the baldness really exaggerates the similarities. 1152 01:18:52,393 --> 01:18:54,801 Careful, I only have three more bottles. 1153 01:18:59,801 --> 01:19:02,036 So, uh- are you ever going to tell me what you 1154 01:19:02,036 --> 01:19:04,912 really do for work? 1155 01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:16,921 -I am a stripper. 1156 01:19:20,921 --> 01:19:23,859 -Do you mind if we eat first? 1157 01:19:57,859 --> 01:20:02,296 Look, Athena, I know how hard a time this must be for you. 1158 01:20:02,296 --> 01:20:04,032 -No, you don't. 1159 01:20:05,032 --> 01:20:08,101 -Yes, I do. 1160 01:20:08,101 --> 01:20:11,872 -No, just because your mom died of cancer you think that you and 1161 01:20:11,872 --> 01:20:13,474 I are the same somehow. 1162 01:20:13,474 --> 01:20:15,542 Is that it? 1163 01:20:15,542 --> 01:20:16,510 - What? 1164 01:20:16,510 --> 01:20:18,479 - The photo. 1165 01:20:18,479 --> 01:20:19,646 Alright, you're not exactly hiding the fact 1166 01:20:19,646 --> 01:20:21,582 that she had Chemo. 1167 01:20:21,582 --> 01:20:25,152 -My mom didn't have Chemo. I did. 1168 01:20:25,152 --> 01:20:28,327 My family shaved their heads when I started losing my hair. 1169 01:20:33,327 --> 01:20:34,095 You're not the only one in the world whose been 1170 01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:35,170 affected by this shit. 1171 01:20:43,170 --> 01:20:45,238 -Listen, I'm not-- I'm not good at this. 1172 01:20:45,238 --> 01:20:46,908 -What's that? Eating or talking? 1173 01:20:46,908 --> 01:20:49,478 -This, alright. All this. 1174 01:20:50,478 --> 01:20:51,612 -Look, Athena. 1175 01:20:51,612 --> 01:20:52,947 I'm just trying to get to know you. 1176 01:20:52,947 --> 01:20:54,481 -I should go. 1177 01:20:54,481 --> 01:20:55,682 - No, come on. 1178 01:20:55,682 --> 01:20:56,550 - I should go. 1179 01:20:56,550 --> 01:20:57,318 -No, no, no. 1180 01:20:57,318 --> 01:20:58,920 come on, that's a little dramatic. 1181 01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:00,220 -No, you know what? 1182 01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:02,024 I don't do the whole boyfriend-girlfriend thing. 1183 01:21:03,024 --> 01:21:04,926 I don't want to do that with you. 1184 01:21:04,926 --> 01:21:07,360 -What about the whole grown-up talking to another 1185 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:09,130 grown-up over dinner thing? 1186 01:21:09,130 --> 01:21:10,965 Do you do that? 1187 01:21:10,965 --> 01:21:13,400 -Look, I didn't come over here for you to wine and dine me and 1188 01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:16,671 be all nice to me and tell me everyone has fucking cancer. 1189 01:21:16,671 --> 01:21:20,942 -No, you just came here for little empty, meaningless sex. 1190 01:21:20,942 --> 01:21:27,681 -I'm sorry - what kind of fag turns down a half naked girl 1191 01:21:27,681 --> 01:21:29,018 in his living room?! 1192 01:21:31,018 --> 01:21:34,322 -The kind who knows you can't keep fucking away your pain. 1193 01:21:34,322 --> 01:21:35,957 -"Pain"? 1194 01:21:35,957 --> 01:21:37,358 My pain? 1195 01:21:37,358 --> 01:21:40,094 Well what are you now, my fucking shrink? 1196 01:21:40,094 --> 01:21:41,996 - Oh come on. 1197 01:21:41,996 --> 01:21:43,396 We both know that you don't have a therapist. 1198 01:21:43,396 --> 01:21:44,497 -Oh fuck you! 1199 01:21:44,497 --> 01:21:46,434 What is that?! 1200 01:21:46,434 --> 01:21:48,069 -It's the soufflé. 1201 01:21:50,404 --> 01:21:51,006 I made it for dessert. 1202 01:22:32,645 --> 01:22:34,081 -It's Jack! 1203 01:22:34,081 --> 01:22:37,350 You know what to do. 1204 01:22:37,350 --> 01:22:45,525 - Daddy... 1205 01:22:45,525 --> 01:22:48,029 I just wanted to say that I'm... 1206 01:22:49,029 --> 01:22:52,600 that I'm so sorry. 1207 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:58,345 I am so sorry for everything... 1208 01:23:04,345 --> 01:23:05,449 I forgive you... 1209 01:23:09,449 --> 01:23:12,552 I do... I do. 1210 01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:14,793 I forgive you. 1211 01:23:19,793 --> 01:23:25,243 Daddy, this is so hard... 1212 01:23:37,243 --> 01:23:39,252 I miss you... 1213 01:23:45,252 --> 01:23:48,756 And I love you. 1214 01:23:48,756 --> 01:23:57,185 ♪ ♪ 1215 01:24:51,185 --> 01:24:59,288 ♪ ♪ 1216 01:26:02,288 --> 01:26:04,591 -Alright, hold the music - stop! 1217 01:26:04,591 --> 01:26:05,462 -Athena... 1218 01:26:09,462 --> 01:26:12,233 I'm sorry, Max. 1219 01:26:12,233 --> 01:26:12,233 I'm so sorry. 1220 01:26:12,865 --> 01:26:14,635 - Shhh. 1221 01:26:14,635 --> 01:26:16,507 -I'm sorry. 1222 01:26:21,507 --> 01:26:23,041 -Welcome back. 1223 01:26:54,041 --> 01:27:02,806 ♪ ♪ 1224 01:27:59,806 --> 01:28:01,507 -Smile! 1225 01:28:01,507 --> 01:28:02,643 Smile, baby. 1226 01:28:02,643 --> 01:28:04,912 One, two, three! 1227 01:28:04,912 --> 01:28:12,493 ♪ ♪ 1228 01:28:20,493 --> 01:28:22,796 Got it? 1229 01:28:22,796 --> 01:28:26,899 ♪ ♪ 1230 01:28:26,899 --> 01:28:28,402 -Big smile, Athena. 1231 01:28:28,402 --> 01:28:31,404 One, two, three! 1232 01:28:31,404 --> 01:28:34,507 -Yeah!!! 1233 01:28:34,507 --> 01:28:42,655 ♪ ♪ 1234 01:28:49,655 --> 01:28:53,627 I love you, princess. 1235 01:28:53,627 --> 01:28:55,095 If you want someone to know you have a small johnson- 1236 01:28:55,095 --> 01:28:56,662 - drive that car! 1237 01:28:56,662 --> 01:28:58,164 Very good. 1238 01:28:58,164 --> 01:29:02,836 -Honey bunny...goddess of wisdom... 1239 01:29:02,836 --> 01:29:04,470 What are we having, honey bunny? 1240 01:29:04,470 --> 01:29:05,939 -Good to see you, honey bunny. 1241 01:29:05,939 --> 01:29:09,443 Honey B-- Athena... 1242 01:29:09,443 --> 01:29:18,488 ♪ ♪ 1243 01:29:22,488 --> 01:29:24,425 -...that orange marker is gone. 1244 01:29:24,425 --> 01:29:25,626 ...forever. 1245 01:29:25,626 --> 01:29:27,860 You've never going to see it again. 1246 01:29:27,860 --> 01:29:30,863 And that's okay... 1247 01:29:30,863 --> 01:29:39,000 ♪ ♪