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I understand. 10 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,770 - I can't do this. - Come on, Jess! 11 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,977 But remember, this is stupid male ritual, so... 12 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,232 Yeah, beat them up! 13 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,529 - Yeah, shut them up! - Hey. 14 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:14,571 - We are together. - No. 15 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,445 Cool, cool, cool. 16 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,319 Yes. 17 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,039 Yeah, come on, Jess! 18 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,749 Dude! 19 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,577 Oh, my goodness. Oh, God, Jess. 20 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,837 Only two glasses left. 21 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:32,340 No, only one glass. You just saw it double. 22 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:35,384 Oh God! Only one glass left. 23 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,302 - I can't do this. Too much pressure. - What? 24 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,800 - I can't do this, Jess. - Listen... 25 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,381 Listen to me. Listen to me. 26 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,558 You took us to the drive-thru service at Wendy 27 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,636 when my car doesn't have a windshield and the wheel is only three. 28 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,096 You can do anything. 29 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,771 Yes, but everyone is watching me, 30 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,815 and I sweat crazy. 31 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,063 I look like a princess, but smells like a farmer. 32 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,441 Come on, champ! 33 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:58,195 Excuse me, he has a name! His name is Alice. 34 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,995 And he's my good friend, and he's kind and friendly. 35 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,287 - Yeah! - Yeah. 36 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,578 Thank you, but I did serve his roommate with my feet. 37 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,121 I know. 38 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:11,704 The key is, right leg just to, for a moment. 39 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,711 - You know? make him beg for... - what's left. I know. Focus! 40 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:20,092 If we win this, we will be the only ones who have won Halloween tournaments. 41 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,384 We must win this. 42 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,600 For our good. 43 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,063 Stop making me aroused, and throw it! 44 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,205 We succeed! We did it! We did it! 45 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,328 - Carry me! Carry me! Carry me! - You deserve it. 46 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,408 You succeeded. 47 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,957 Here it is. OK. Okay, yes! 48 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:58,630 I am the king of the world! 49 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:03,927 Again? 50 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,766 - Friend. Oh, my God. - Jess? 51 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:06,884 Are you okay? 52 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,812 - Gosh, are you okay? - Friend. Come on. let's go 53 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,936 - I'm fine, ma'am. - Oh, my God. 54 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,733 What happened? 55 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,230 Honestly, I don't even know why we go to that stupid party. 56 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,530 I just want to have fun with you. 57 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,902 - I know. I feel that way too. - Yes! 58 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,655 Everyone at this university is careless and disgusting. 59 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,156 - Water. - Wait, come here. 60 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,285 Not bad. 61 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,163 - Who is more disgusting? - What is that? 62 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,330 - What is that? - What happened? 63 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,671 That is my vibrator, sometimes lives and dies alone. 64 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,339 Gosh you guys, I will miss all of you next semester. 65 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,930 - I don't want to talk about that. - That's sad. 66 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:46,223 - No, no, no, no. - Friend, 67 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,392 Al Gore is the next semester guest lecturer. 68 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,344 Maybe you don't want to go to Australia. I do not know. 69 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,522 - Yeah. -On my 21st birthday, 70 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,224 My father gave us a helicopter. 71 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,899 I said I didn't want to talk about it. 72 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,397 So I don't know what really happened. 73 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,898 I don't even want to leave. I just... 74 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:01,481 Very hard to enter majoring in political science. 75 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,033 Also, my sports class is bungee jumping, so... 76 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,405 Oh, my God, use a good bra. 77 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:08,238 Listen, we will pass our final year together, 78 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:11,039 and then we will pass the rest of our lives together, so it doesn't matter. 79 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,913 - Yeah. - You promised? 80 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,292 All of you, our children will play together. 81 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,247 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 82 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,674 - We are very lucky! - Come here. 83 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,589 - All right it's the second vibrator. - Yeah, I have a few. 84 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:26,889 Just... just, yeah. 85 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,596 - No! - Janine, don't! 86 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,302 - Don't! Do not! Do not! - Janine, come out! 87 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,887 - Come on. - Janine! 88 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:33,971 Oh, my God! Stop! 89 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,647 - The bathroom is next door! - Can not be trusted! 90 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,771 - Every weekend is passed with this! - Stop! He has started to pee. 91 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,022 Janine! 92 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:51,489 Hi. I'm Jessica Thayer, and I'm running for senator. 93 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:55,243 Crime, Schools lack costs, waste. 94 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:58,421 These are all real problems faced by our society. 95 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:02,042 I am waiting for your voice on November 3rd. 96 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,967 Thank you. 97 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:08,426 - Great. - Well, 60% of the discussion group 98 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,554 says that it seems you won't be able to handle it. 99 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,227 What? Why do they ask like that? 100 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,805 Don't know, but 60% is a lot. 101 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,894 - Yes - We are still so close. 102 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,102 I don't understand, Wesson tweeted by posting a penis image. 103 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,152 He apologizes. 104 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:25,027 Yes. He said, "sorry, wrong penis image," 105 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,607 then he posted a picture of another penis. 106 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:30,953 Listen, if Wesson wins, he really will delete all programs 107 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,530 which actually helps people. 108 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,115 We know that. not? 109 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,709 But people want to vote for someone who is related to them. 110 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,331 They feel safe with Wesson. 111 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,662 They want to drink beer with him. 112 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:44,000 I'm not sure anyone would want to drink beer with him. 113 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,181 Hey, Alice. 114 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:54,511 Hey. I'm so excited for this vacation. 115 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,891 I release KB to go to Miami. 116 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,723 Is that a good idea? 117 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,729 Yes. This is your single week. 118 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,685 Jess, Wesson posted another penis image on twitter, 119 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,611 and has been retweeted 10,000 times. 120 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,405 Alice, I will call back. 121 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,869 Tulum, give the Kindle back! 122 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,451 Every day. 123 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:23,043 - Hey. - Hey. 124 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:26,342 I'm sorry. I'm stuck in the office. 125 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,964 It's okay. 126 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:32,890 - I brought you Chicken with cashew nuts, with extra nuts. - No. 127 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,884 I eat an apple 128 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,221 and a bag, stale pretzels in the office. 129 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,227 It is very difficult to get additional nuts. 130 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,060 The woman is really cruel. He shouted at me all the time. 131 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,894 He thought I had hung up, but I heard him call me shit. 132 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:48,072 - What is the cost of your tip? - 20%. 133 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:51,151 - I know. I know, I know. - Yeah, I can't seem to. I... 134 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,076 You're a very good person. 135 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,912 This is Alice. I forgot to call him back. 136 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,662 - It's okay. Lift it up. - No. I can not. I can not. can not. 137 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,960 Enough with my schedule. 138 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,582 it seems like he planned it half an hour. -Wow 139 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:06,757 Yes, I feel this weekend comes at a very inappropriate time. 140 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,084 I'm very stressed. 141 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,885 You will see your friend, you will have fun. 142 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:10,961 that will make you excited again. 143 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,173 Like when we drink Xanax and sleep for 16 hours. 144 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,049 Oh God, that's good. 145 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:16,846 You know, I love those girls, 146 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,145 But I really don't want to have a weekend party now. 147 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:22,223 - Mmm-hmm. - I want to spend the weekend with you 148 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,191 - I miss you. - Mmm-hmm. I miss you, too. 149 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,109 - You are in the office, like, without stopping. - I know. 150 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,027 Wait, wait... If we keep kissing, 151 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,486 I want to make love. 152 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:36,825 No problem. 153 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,281 - I go down. - OK. 154 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:41,914 But I have, around four things I have to do before. 155 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,833 I just need to print a plan trip for a city council meeting. 156 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,789 And I have to send an email to the Herald. 157 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:50,297 I have an interview of about 25 minutes. 158 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,594 - OK. - I... 159 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,138 I've told you, I will let you do all that, 160 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,386 And I will masturbate in the bathroom then sleep. 161 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,138 - Really? - Yeah. 162 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,558 - You're the best. - Well... 163 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,061 - I love you. - I love you too. 164 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:09,020 - I text the address to you. - Jess! Shoot! Shoot! 165 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,356 Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot! Shoot! Shoot! 166 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,860 Shoot, shoot, shoot! 167 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,077 Yay! Yeah! 168 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,370 Gosh. 169 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,664 - What's in my head? - This is it. 170 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,412 Your single weekend. 171 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,540 I have been waiting now since the first day of the first year. 172 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,089 - Come here. - Is it true? 173 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,630 Oh God, there will be many Miami sexy men. 174 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,586 We will swim between the penis, man! 175 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,633 Hi, Alice. 176 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,347 - Peter. Hi. - Hey. 177 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,050 And leave here, he is mine now. 178 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,519 Don't make too many problems, okay? 179 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,973 - Yes, it won't. - Let's go, let's do it. 180 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,724 Be careful driving. Have fun at your single party, okay? 181 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:47,899 I understand. 182 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,522 Hey, Alice, be careful swim between all the genitals. 183 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,069 What? Okay. Dah. 184 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,113 I'm very happy to see you. 185 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,908 This weekend will be very enjoyable. 186 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,951 Can't wait to see my girls! 187 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:01,538 When the pepper spray touches your face, and it will happen, 188 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,707 Keep your mouth tightly closed. 189 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,876 - We are peaceful protesters. - Yes! 190 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,375 we fight, you know? But we are strong! 191 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,956 - Yeah! Yeah! - This is war! 192 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,841 Well, I have to go to the bachelor party right away. 193 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,970 But if there is one that disappears from the demonstration, 194 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,298 You text to my cellphone right away. 195 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,717 Do you have a cellphone? 196 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,303 - No. - You're one of them! 197 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,813 I will pick you up after school on Monday, okay honey? 198 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,392 Mother, do you have to go to Miami? 199 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,106 Yes, you must. 200 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,439 I will miss you so much. 201 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,070 Technically, my time starts 20 minutes ago, 202 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,994 So, note this for security hearing. 203 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,031 I love you 204 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,538 Dah. 205 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,051 Okay, alright, alright. 206 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,228 Damn. 207 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,805 Stupid. 208 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,139 How do you do it? 209 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,772 How can you be seen without defects after getting off the plane? 210 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,269 Honestly this is rude. 211 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,729 What, are you teasing me? 212 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,857 I will not tempt a woman who has been married happily who breaks my heart. 213 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,785 Oh my God, you broke up with me, Don't start with that. 214 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:24,113 Excuse me, now you tease me, okay? 215 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,948 Nice to meet you. 216 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,120 Nice to meet you too. 217 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,457 Hey, I've been through the day. 218 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:34,086 First, I have to run a business. That is disgusting. 219 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,260 - Disgusting. - Are you serious. Okay. Cool. 220 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:42,052 Dear God, do you know Alice makes us go to a foam party? 221 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,178 I know. 222 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,305 He has a frightening time in his hand. 223 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,933 Even though he is a permanent teacher, I still like, "Look for a job." 224 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,513 Do you have a job? 225 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,059 Activists are full-time jobs, but... 226 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,147 Also not. 227 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,150 Look at them, miracles are here. 228 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,356 - Hello! - Hello! 229 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,071 - Hi! - Hi! Yes! Yes! 230 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,163 - Oh my God! - Everything really happened! 231 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,290 Oh my God. Have a nice drink. 232 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,208 I have half a pound of weeds in my underwear. 233 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:14,501 - Hey, Alice, how are your mothers? - Good, Alzheimer's is severe, but he's good. 234 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,752 Good. 235 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,550 The 5th floor girls of the Wallace building finally reunite! 236 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,384 Gosh, when was the last time we were all together? 237 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,964 I think it was two summers ago 238 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,765 when we come to visit you on your tree, right? 239 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,977 No, no, no, because Jess can't do it 240 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,849 New Year celebration, when Blair is pregnant. 241 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,898 - Gosh. Crazy. - Oh my God, that was three years ago. 242 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,816 Yes. Okay, we only have 55 hours, 243 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,646 let's stop wasting time 244 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,772 and let's start the party. 245 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,403 - Yes! - Alice, you're cool! 246 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,109 The party starts now. 247 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,122 Oh my God. That is a bad idea. 248 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,121 - Yes, we are at the airport. - Its bad. 249 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,873 - Sounds like a shot. - Yeah. 250 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:53,998 - Let's go. - Yep. 251 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,296 - Sorry. Our fault. - Sorry, everyone, weekend bachelorette party. 252 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,967 I will never come here. Never! Move! 253 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,853 - A nice Miami house, mami. - Very good. 254 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,980 We must take keys from neighbors. 255 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,240 Do you carry a swimsuit? 256 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,533 - Hello? - The beach is nice. 257 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:25,609 Hi. 258 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,444 Sorry, someone left a few keys to... 259 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,245 - Oh, my God. - Sorry, we will return. 260 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,164 - I'm very sorry. - Hi, ladies. 261 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,833 No, no, I'm sorry. 262 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,206 Let me use something. 263 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,088 - Enter it. - Very funny. 264 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,381 - Really? - I like it. 265 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,958 - Hello. - Hi. 266 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,918 - Thank you. - Hi. 267 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,048 OK. 268 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,261 What brings you to Miami? 269 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,677 Business? Having fun? 270 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,467 business have fun? 271 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,393 Single parties on weekends. 272 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,015 Jess will get married. 273 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,518 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 274 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,849 This marriage, will it be an open concept? 275 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,109 We haven't discussed it yet. 276 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,107 But, the possibility is closed. 277 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,984 Very, very closed. 278 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,782 Lea, doesn't he remind you of 279 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,030 Our French girl from Turkey and Caicos? 280 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,537 Yes. 281 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,414 Thank you. 282 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,038 Well, we will try to stay calm. 283 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,041 Yes, we will try it. 284 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,748 Yes! 285 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:21,878 - They are serious. - Come on. Come on, let's go downstairs. 286 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,426 He is tempting. 287 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,337 I want him. 288 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,559 Yes. 289 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,479 The real world, baby! Miami! 290 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,311 This house represents all the things I hate. 291 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,983 I will protest. 292 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,026 I called the room next to Jess! 293 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,862 Oh, I think the room has a bunk bed, 294 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,064 So you have to share with Pippa. 295 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,527 who is that? 296 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,405 Pippa, my Australian friend from abroad 297 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,202 He has already been CC, every email. 298 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,905 OK. 299 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,865 if my snoring disturbs him, he can move to the sofa. 300 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,871 Or he can just go directly to the sofa and we will start there. 301 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,577 We will overcome it. He will be directly on the sofa. 302 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,087 - Blair. - What? 303 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,338 You can be careful with red wine on a white carpet, right? 304 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,544 My biggest donor and the only one 305 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,469 who generously lends us this house for the weekend. 306 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,257 - So, be careful. - OK. 307 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,843 he gets a problem that is greater than wine stains 308 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,428 If he wants to sell this place for 3.4 on the market. 309 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,730 - How do you know that? - Zillow. (Website buying and selling house) 310 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,899 - I Zillow everyone. - Is it true? 311 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,102 Looks like you know what the price of my house is? 312 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,816 Alright, attention. 313 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,648 It's time for a single party. 314 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:28,945 Give me your attention. 315 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,367 Already. 316 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,070 Bridal robes for prospective brides, for our dear Jess, 317 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:37,538 Penis straws, sunglasses penis, sprinkling of penis, penis gum, 318 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,539 Penis caps, penis paste. 319 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,791 And yes, I am a little drunk and eat dry. 320 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,374 - Don't judge. - There is no judgment. 321 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,959 Also, I wrote a card. Don't read now, read later. 322 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,964 - Thank you, Alice. - Yeah. 323 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,969 Damn. Frankie? 324 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,893 - Frankie? - Frankie. 325 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,389 Oh, my God! 326 00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,472 What? 327 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,397 - Oh, my God. - Yes, mommy. 328 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,146 Is that sex swing? 329 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,398 Your donor is very strange, Jess. 330 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,195 Please. He rents out this house. 331 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,068 I'm sure other people leave it here accidentally. 332 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,741 And installing a load beam for pushes it accidentally. 333 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,069 - Yeah. - Gosh, Jess. 334 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,744 I want to audit some clothes for tonight. 335 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,322 I bring 14. Come on! 336 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,252 Jess, if you're working, 337 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,205 - I will hit you right on your face. - No. No. 338 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,415 - One second. - I will hit your face. 339 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,671 - Wait, wait, let me send it. Send, send, send. - Put it down. 340 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,590 OK, let's, let's take a picture. 341 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,548 - Say, "Miami forever." - Forever. 342 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,097 - Do you want us to take pictures or not? - Do you want us to take pictures... 343 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,018 - We are here, too. - Gosh, we both look ferocious in photos. 344 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,095 Cool. 345 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,976 I am very messed up, I can't sign you, on Facebook. 346 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,398 Why did you delete your account? 347 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,271 I am forced. you, you mark me 348 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,023 for things that can damage my career. 349 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,987 Yes. 350 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,484 That's Pip! He is here! 351 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,612 - What? Who is that? - Hi! 352 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:53,818 Pip! 353 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,033 Sorry. 354 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,159 - I'm sorry. - Hey. 355 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,499 Hello, hello, hello. 356 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,001 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. 357 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,290 You are a goddess. literally. 358 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,591 - Comrades... - Hi. 359 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,543 This is Pippa. 360 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,969 - Hello. - The famous... 361 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,887 Frankie, Blair, Alice. 362 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,218 Hey, what's wrong? 363 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,551 Oh my God, you meet for the first time, this is very interesting. 364 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,180 - I know. - Nice to meet you. 365 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:23,981 This is very strange, you guys, because it's like 366 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,683 You are all good friends of Jess, I'm a good friend of Jess. 367 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:30,612 And it's like we have become good friends long ago, you know? 368 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,031 Yes, this is a little different for us, sorry to disturb, 369 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,985 But, uh, Jess and I are first-year roommates, 370 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,865 So it feels like family. 371 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,828 - I know, I know. - Okay, I'll look for a seat. 372 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,204 Please join. 373 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,081 I'll just sit on my suitcase. 374 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,204 I'm very hungry. 375 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,210 - Do you want the rest of my food? - Oh right. We just finished. 376 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,882 No, I will wrap it to carry. 377 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,425 I think we're done. Bon, please! 378 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:56,722 It's okay. I'll just take some of this bread from the bread basket. 379 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,390 When you eat bread and Vegemite, You get food. 380 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:00,968 What? Vegemite? 381 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,304 They should call you cuckoo rather than kiwi. 382 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,513 Am I okay? 383 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,723 - Alice. - Oh, my God. 384 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,227 For some levels it's very funny, 385 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,436 Because I'm actually an Australian and a Kiwi is from New Zealand. 386 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,488 There is nothing wrong with being a Kiwi, We all like Kiwi, 387 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,692 but, it's like calling Chinese as Japanese. 388 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,527 Like, a little racist. 389 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,409 not to recognize cultural differences there, you know? 390 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,615 Oh, my goodness. 391 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,787 Eat me. That is fruit, Kiwi. 392 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,622 I will take it. 393 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,252 Pippa, what's your busy life? 394 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,336 Singers and songwriters are dreams, 395 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,257 Clown party is a reality. 396 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,636 Bon. Anyone. Bon. 397 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,346 A chair. 398 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,048 A chair. 399 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,258 Right. 400 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,145 I am very happy to meet you. It's been a while. 401 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,893 - Tell me everything. - IM dying. 402 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,316 The flight is really heavy. 403 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,024 It's time to toast. 404 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,824 Lift your glass, Jess. 405 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,152 God, I can't believe you finally got married. 406 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,909 It feels like just yesterday you showed me 407 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,787 how to hide the cat's scratches on my face with a cover. 408 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,117 I remember that. 409 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,918 And even though we can't see you all the time 410 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,043 because you are very busy with Peter and the campaign 411 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,217 and replace the Britamu filter or whatever that is done by white people, 412 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:19,005 I love you, you are my best friend. 413 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,179 For me and Jess. 414 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,053 - Cheers. - Cheers. again. 415 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,354 I love you Alice. thanks. 416 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,644 Three glasses of limit tonight. You passed it. 417 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,941 If you want to do anything else, do it now, 418 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,108 because I want to go to the bathroom. 419 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,277 - Do you want to come along? - Why do I have to come with you? 420 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,355 This is a heteronormative thing that is done by girls. 421 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,945 OK, no one responds to my email 422 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,742 about what club we will enter, 423 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,946 so I scored the top 10 clubs based on Yelp. 424 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,283 I have my own favorite, But I don't want to bother anyone, so 425 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,208 - What do you circle with a red line? - Yes. 426 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:53,918 I hope we can finish it earlier tonight. 427 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,917 Yes, right. What? 428 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,344 - It doesn't feel right. - No, I'm just tired. 429 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,637 I mean, I've worked too much... 430 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,680 No. It won't happen honey, okay? 431 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:06,636 Because this is the most important weekend in our lives, right? 432 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,183 Comrade. Friend. 433 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,935 Hi. I got some cocaine from a man on the bus. 434 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,274 - What are you? - What? 435 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,817 America. Already? 436 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,644 Sort right in the nose. 437 00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,479 Yes, okay. Now we are talking. 438 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,734 Now, alright. I am coming along. I am coming along. 439 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,737 Alright, friends, I can't suck cocaine. 440 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,113 I run for office. 441 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,786 What? no one will know you suck a little cocaine... 442 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,159 - Stop it. - Suck a little cocaine at your single party. 443 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:30,333 I've never really stopped wearing it since I... 444 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,537 I suck shoji roots 445 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,965 on a trip in the desert, and I die. 446 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,043 By the way, I'm motion sick, 447 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,594 so I'll suck cocaine, huh. 448 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,593 - So everyone joined, right? - Dope, dope, dope. 449 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,595 All of you, wait a minute. I do not know. 450 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,974 Stop being a stupid bitch and try suctioning a little cocaine! 451 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,474 Gosh, Frankie. 452 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,727 Sorry, I tried it a little. 453 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,643 Jess. 454 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,062 That means... 455 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,065 Yes. 456 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,075 This means a lot to me, 457 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,868 If we can suck a little cocaine together. 458 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,711 Very disgusting! 459 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,129 - Let me try it a little more. - Yep. 460 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:20,425 Previously, I was very tired, and now I'm a little aware. 461 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,510 That's cocaine. 462 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:23,803 - I understand. - Yeah. 463 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,131 I like this. I love Miami! 464 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,511 - Yeah, friend! - Miami! 465 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,306 OK, now use this sling. 466 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,023 - Thank you! - OK. 467 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,148 Oh, my God! 468 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,983 Yes, yes! 469 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,319 - Gosh! - No, no, no. 470 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,824 Dude, it smells like vomiting here. 471 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,622 - Let's get out of here. - Gosh! 472 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,068 I make us drunk. 473 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:09,985 You guys, you 474 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,945 Let's find Jess a stripper! 475 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,996 - Yes! - Oh, yes. Okay. 476 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,164 Right? 477 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:19,541 You guys, you guys, men or women? 478 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,713 Men, I want men for him. 479 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,086 - Yes - OK. I understand. 480 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,461 Frankie, do you have tampons? 481 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:28,921 - I need one. - Yup. 482 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,676 - Thank you. - Get one. Let's get started. 483 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,725 What day is your menstruation? 484 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:36,098 No, no. That's our code. 485 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,271 At the University, we each have a tampon loan If there is a man who invites us out and we want to be saved. 486 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,312 You just say "tampon," then they will run away. 487 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,189 Oh my goodness. I like it. 488 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,770 I used to use tampons, but now I use Davidcup. 489 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,198 - You mean DivaCups. - No, no, David. 490 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,776 Designed by my neighbor, David, 491 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,990 to collect blood for the artwork he is working on. 492 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,697 493 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,953 Let's stop talking about menstrual problems now. 494 00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,288 Cool. 495 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:03,167 Well, everyone, we have a special request from a Caucasian named 496 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,589 Alice! 497 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,334 That's me. I am the Caucasian Alice. 498 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,215 Bring all your girls here. 499 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,796 Jess, come on. Come on. 500 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,133 Give him the drink. Come on. Girls, go up there. 501 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:17,811 We won the talent show in the new year with this little routine. 502 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,480 Maybe you want to stand up again. No, physically, come back! 503 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,190 OK. 504 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,393 If you don't go to college with our , you're not in this routine. 505 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,567 OK. Take place. 506 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:44,829 Yes! 507 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,636 You did it well! 508 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:07,944 They are my new friends. 509 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,111 Jess, Jess, Jess! 510 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,364 - Oh damn it. - Gosh. 511 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,617 Are you okay? You are okay? 512 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,957 Does anyone see me fall? 513 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,705 - Everyone sees. Everyone sees. - No. OK. 514 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,287 - Alice! You fell! - Yeah. 515 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,623 That's great! 516 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,003 Jess, you should arrest me. 517 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,131 You know, I forget that part. Forgive me. 518 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,507 That is a pretty important part! 519 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,972 Will a little more cocaine make you better? 520 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,175 Yes! 521 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:47,108 Montepulciano is luxurious and wild. 522 00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:49,353 Tell me, what are you tasting? 523 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,275 Pepper. 524 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:52,526 Skip. I need more time. 525 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,274 Forest floor. 526 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:56,359 Licorice. 527 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,617 - There is nostalgia about it, you know? - Yes. 528 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,073 You're right! 529 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,667 - Yes! - I need more time. 530 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,501 This is Jess. 531 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,049 - Lift it up. - OK. Hello. 532 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:15,629 I'm drunk! I've lost two credit cards. 533 00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,134 Oh no. OK. 534 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,887 - Here is also getting wilder. - Is it true? 535 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,014 I start feeling like a honeycomb. 536 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,595 I like that. 537 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,849 Jess, he said we could drive the Lambo. 538 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,150 - Honey, I have to go. - OK. 539 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,272 Contact me when you go home safely. 540 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,445 - Yes, I love you. - I love you too. 541 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:33,689 Keep your cellphone. 542 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:36,195 Are you ready to go crazy? 543 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,276 - Yes - Certain. 544 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:41,868 Lambrusco is presented... 545 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:43,994 Cold! 546 00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:50,876 You remember Michelle? 547 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,754 Michelle, she is obsessed with Nickelback. 548 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,429 Beautiful, Jess! 549 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,223 - I know what we need. - What? 550 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,471 Pizza! 551 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:03,889 Yes! 552 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,391 - Pizza! Pizza! - Yes, Yes, Yes. 553 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,269 - Yes! - Good! Very sweet! 554 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:09,600 OK. I love her. 555 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,059 - Really? - Yes. 556 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,645 He... Extraordinary? I don't know how he called it, 557 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:14,855 but he is amazing! 558 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,531 I told you, he's one of us. 559 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,701 - He is very free. - Very. 560 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,782 - I just... I love her. - I don't know about that. 561 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,534 - I really feel it. - Do you think 562 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,332 he is here with a work visa, 563 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:29,206 or tourist visa or, illegal? 564 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,250 - For example, what is the purpose? - What, friend? 565 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,172 - He is here to attend a single party. - Crazy. 566 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,583 - Make restrictions. - I just, like, no... 567 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,133 I don't want to do illegal things tonight. 568 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,502 - What? - Is it true? 569 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,212 You just snorted a mound of cocaine. 570 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:42,390 - Simultaneously. - This is, for Jess's sake. 571 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,012 This is for Jess. 572 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,765 - Don't use my name. - Look. 573 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:46,970 You really cuckold. 574 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:48,555 I just say what people think, 575 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,936 - Do you know what I mean? - Do you have snacks? 576 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,895 Alright, no snacks. 577 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:58,106 This is a pizza shop, right? 578 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,736 Dear God, this is very warm. 579 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:01,489 You have to try it. 580 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,031 I came. 581 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,738 I will warn you now. 582 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:09,452 There is no time to shave themselves, so here is like a forest. 583 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:10,877 - Shave yourself? - Yes. 584 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,455 Using strange things like the paper strip? 585 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:14,915 Yikes, friend. 586 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:17,466 Even I like, "Yikes, friend." 587 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:20,967 Listen, all of you, I don't understand. Why does everyone hate it? 588 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,889 OK, I understand. I understand. 589 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,387 - It's faster. - But, seriously, 590 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,343 we will talk about this self-shaving later. 591 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,553 OK. Come on. 592 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,768 - Hey... - Oh, it's not bad. 593 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,695 The strippers are here! 594 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,148 - You guys! - Yes! 595 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,232 I don't want a stripper! 596 00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:42,821 Do you carry a CD or something? 597 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,952 Like, Now That 's What I Call Music! or other? 598 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,946 - No, no. - No? No problem. 599 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,576 I have some obscene music on my cellphone. 600 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,533 - I will connect. - Thank you. 601 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,206 - Hey. - Hi. 602 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:56,085 Hey, I want to pee. 603 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,291 Oh yes, there is a bathroom down there. 604 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,088 OK. 605 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:02,178 Down there. 606 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,723 I'm sure he wants to defecate! 607 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,971 Let's give him a room, let's make a stage. 608 00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,677 You all, I don't want any strippers. 609 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,387 I think he seems to be doing something. 610 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:13,939 Of course he does something. Bath salts for example. 611 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,188 Oh my God, he will eat our faces. 612 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,271 - Gosh, Sure! - This ancient remote is very confusing. 613 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,357 - I never even called a stripper. I mean... - Nothing. 614 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:23,532 OK, there is a time. 615 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,030 Yes! 616 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,577 Maybe someone has to go. 617 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,871 - Strippers. Strippers, strippers. - So, this is Jess, 618 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:31,449 Prospective brides, your subjects, okay? 619 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,081 And luckily you, very lucky, 620 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:35,958 You have to do whatever you want. 621 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,038 Fuck it! 622 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,248 - Alice! - Jesus. 623 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,753 - Too much. - What? If only that happened. 624 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,127 - Okay, we start. - Do it. 625 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,883 First layer, open. 626 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:51,428 - Oh damn it. - Yes! 627 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,556 - OK. - Come on, Jess! 628 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,141 He comes. He looks at me. 629 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,858 Happy battle day. 630 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:02,522 Yes! 631 00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:04,903 This really teases me, but I really have to pee, 632 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,825 so, this is very confusing. 633 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:09,825 Exploitation of Men, Bitch! Yes! 634 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,660 Let & apos; s get to the beans, let & apos; s get to the beans. 635 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,866 Yes, do it. 636 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,747 Complete. Finish! 637 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,871 - Good! - Love her. 638 00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,752 Make him feel special. 639 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,379 - Yes! - Feel it! 640 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:23,585 He is warm. 641 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,212 OK. I like this. 642 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:27,546 OK. 643 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,341 I know you want it, little bitch. 644 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,350 Oh, my God! No! 645 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,219 Disgusting. You sit down. 646 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,853 Very aggressive. 647 00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:37,481 - I'm actually a Gay. - OK. My turn! 648 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,021 - Damn! - Damn. 649 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:45,736 - I'm OK! - Hey. 650 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:47,442 Are you okay? 651 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,452 He? He is fine. Are you okay? 652 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:51,913 Oh God. 653 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:54,491 - Oh God, Oh God. - Oh damn it! It's blood! 654 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,454 What? Gosh. 655 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,582 - Gosh, he doesn't breathe! - Damn it! 656 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:00,208 Can there be artificial breathing? 657 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,498 - Oh my God. - I'll find out on YouTube! 658 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:04,128 - No, no, no. - Oh, God. 659 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,627 We have to do something! 660 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:08,338 Damn! He instead plays ads toilet paper. 661 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:09,513 Jess, do something! 662 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,635 - Damn. - No, no, no. 663 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,016 Damn! 664 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:14,636 Oh, I beg you, Lord, Don't let this happen. 665 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,722 He is bleeding. I can't stop the blood. 666 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,432 I have Advil. I'll take it in my bag. 667 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,142 What does it have to do with Advil, Alice? 668 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:24,229 - gives extra strength, bitch! - Someone calls the ambulance! 669 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,573 - Four, five, six, seven, eight... - There is no pulse. 670 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:31,736 Damn. 671 00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:33,909 He has died. 672 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:37,913 - Oh damn it. - Oh damn it. 673 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,548 Turn off the music! 674 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,054 - Oh damn it. - I am so sorry. 675 00:30:58,732 --> 00:30:59,722 I don't mean. 676 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:03,525 I'm really sorry. 677 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:05,315 - No, no, no. - Gosh, blood, 678 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,063 Seep everywhere. 679 00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:08,773 Tissue! Someone get a tissue! 680 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,191 Why don't you do something, Blair! 681 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:11,617 I do it! 682 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:14,699 - I killed a man. - It is okay. 683 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,414 Oh God. 684 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,537 - Not a towel. - Damn. 685 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:19,743 What are you talking about! 686 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,122 Who cares about towel problems now? 687 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:23,045 I don't know! I do not know what to do! 688 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:25,088 I killed a man! 689 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:26,799 Oh my God! 690 00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:28,713 - I killed a man today. - Okay, okay. 691 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:30,636 - Take a deep breath, take a deep breath. - "What are you doing?" 692 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,509 - Take a deep breath. - "I killed a man." 693 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,177 "What have you done?" 694 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,724 "Dead." 695 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:38,978 - breathe. - It is better. Better. 696 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,480 It's time to call the police, huh? 697 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,437 No, no, no. Don't call the police. We are all in love. 698 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:46,110 Let's finish this drug problem, then we will call the police. 699 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:47,983 We will only, we will clean up the bodies of strippers, good. 700 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:50,197 Technically, she is a sex worker. 701 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,947 - Is he a gigolo? - No. 702 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,244 I found it from Craigslist. 703 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,196 He is a stripper, but he is also a passionate appetite. 704 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,825 You hire sex workers? 705 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,043 Don't judge sex work, Blair! 706 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:03,911 - Oh my God! - Frankie! 707 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:06,748 You know I'm running for government office! How can you do this to me? 708 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,583 This is worse for me. I have two mistakes. 709 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:11,215 If I do the third, I can be jailed for 25 years. 710 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,216 I'm not even supposed to be abroad now. 711 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:15,468 I have to release the wrist monitor my legs with his shoes to get here! 712 00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:17,509 Oh my God. 713 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,386 This is the seat error. 714 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,096 Damn seat! 715 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:25,183 Wait a minute. You wait a minute! 716 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,109 This is an accident, right? 717 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:29,479 So, we won't get problems due to accidents. 718 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:31,071 We are in Florida, Alice. 719 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,650 A white man dies in the hands of a group of women. 720 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:34,984 Yes, white women. 721 00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,536 I'm black, if you forget. 722 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:39,117 I think the only person who was forgotten was You. 723 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,411 How dare you. 724 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:43,204 I close my case. 725 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,875 I know this weekend is a bad idea. 726 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,331 What? No. 727 00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:51,543 This can still be a weekend best of our fucking life! 728 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,754 Let's smile a little about this. Okay? Smile more. 729 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,090 Okay, we will be fine. 730 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,891 - We will call the police, but Jess is right. - Certainly. 731 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,718 We need to make this seem as plain as possible, 732 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:02,061 So let's get rid of all the drugs. 733 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:03,766 I will do it. 734 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,766 Alice, not by sucking it! 735 00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:10,190 Okay, someone please tell me what I have to do, and I'll do it. 736 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,365 What's up... 737 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,698 Damn, damn, damn. 738 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,283 That's the pizza. 739 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,959 What should we do? 740 00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:28,504 This house is made of glass. He can look inside. 741 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,589 We have to move it. All of you. 742 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:31,791 Do it. fast. fast. 743 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:36,462 Come on, come on, come on. 744 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,011 Wait, wait, wait. 745 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:43,060 You guys, you guys, wait, wait, wait a minute. 746 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,637 Be careful of the sofa. 747 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,896 - Damn. - Someone opens the door. 748 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,023 Does anyone have money for tips? 749 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,354 I have an Australian dollar. 750 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,030 More expensive than the American dollar. 751 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,035 Castelucci Pizza. 752 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,703 - What is this? - Go away. 753 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,785 - Oh, God. - Oh damn it. 754 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,036 I experienced. 755 00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:10,997 OK, open it. 756 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:12,753 Open. 757 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:14,633 Yes. 758 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,128 How can you eat now? 759 00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:20,886 Meal is the number one way to deal with stress, okay? 760 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:22,638 Don't give me nonsense. 761 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:24,013 Do you want to? 762 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,888 - Oh, yes, I will want a piece. Just a minute. - I'll eat a piece. Yes. 763 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,233 Okay, I think it's time we call the police, huh? 764 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,561 Wait, wait, wait. I think we have to call a lawyer first, 765 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,647 So we know exactly what must be said when interrogated. 766 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,606 - Good. - Wait, sorry, what happened? 767 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:38,990 We will be interrogated? 768 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,820 We will be 100% interrogated. 769 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,030 Someone dies unnaturally. 770 00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,786 They will separate our into small cells, 771 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,457 You know, with swinging lights. 772 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:50,127 The police will try to separate us, damn pigs! 773 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,664 Well, let's call the lawyer. 774 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,999 Oh my God. My uncle Jack. 775 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,259 He is on the team that defends Bernie Madoff. 776 00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:59,337 - Ah, thank God - Thank God. 777 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:02,636 Wait. We have to buy prepaid numbers so there is no trace. 778 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,428 - Good idea. - That's actually a good idea. 779 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,351 - Damn! - What, Alice? 780 00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:07,974 Foam party! 781 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:09,680 Should I sell our entrance ticket? 782 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,773 You're right. Let's play with the ears. 783 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,191 Smart, Jess. 784 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:19,774 Oh, damn it! Peter! 785 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,526 - OK. - I forgot to call him when I got home. 786 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,077 - Don't answer that. - I must. 787 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:24,279 - No! - Jess. Jess, stop. 788 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:25,408 Hello! 789 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,782 - Hi dear. - Hi. How are you? 790 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:29,959 - Stop. - Did you arrive safely? You never call. 791 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,161 - Close the phone. Close the phone. - Good. 792 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:32,335 Yes, everything is good. 793 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,417 Are you really tired? You sound weird. 794 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,628 - What? - Is everything okay? 795 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,588 - Close the phone. Closed. Closed! - Stop, stop, stop. 796 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,507 - Peter, something really bad happened. - No. 797 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,429 - What? - No, this guy came. 798 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,051 He is a stripper, a sex worker. 799 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,178 - A sex worker? - And we're drunk, 800 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:47,719 and we suck marijuana, and I don't know what to do. 801 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,019 What about? Wedding? 802 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,563 Jess, do you still want to get married? 803 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,148 - You can't, you can't... - No! 804 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:54,979 Jess! 805 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:58,524 I can't believe you just did it. 806 00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:01,449 We can't talk to anyone until we consult with a lawyer. 807 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:02,695 He is right. You know, 808 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:04,823 I gather everyone's phone until we know what the next plan is. 809 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,529 - Agree? - Yes. 810 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:07,830 - Agree. 811 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,290 - I have a game that makes me relax. - Give it to me. 812 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:15,959 Thank you. 813 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,926 Okay, so we have to get this prepaid cellphone from a convenience store. 814 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,219 - Smart. - Yeah, good idea. 815 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:23,921 - Frankie and I can go. - Good. 816 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:27,474 - Or others can go. - Why? 817 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,018 - Are we debating? - We have a fight Yes, we fight. 818 00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:32,517 - It's true, but... - No, I think we're arguing, 819 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,394 Which is the normal thing in the conversation. 820 00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:36,942 That's funny. That is the same thing, arguing and arguing. 821 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,360 - This is semantic. - "Semantic." 822 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:40,438 Wow, I didn't realize that I was talking to a writer of wise words. 823 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,114 - They were lovers, huh? - Three syllables. 824 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,112 I am a writer of wise words because I read the news regularly. 825 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,319 - Is that clear? - Gosh, I'm too busy shopping, right? 826 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:49,372 I have that little taste. 827 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:52,746 Also, he was fixated on his child. 828 00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:54,702 Just because I'm not using deodorant Tom & apos; s of Maine, which, 829 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:55,877 By the way, it doesn't work... 830 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:57,205 I don't use deodorant Tom & apos; s... 831 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,631 - Very strange to watch, right? -... on my body. 832 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,509 Yes, so, I'm calling. He picked it up. 833 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:04,212 - He sounds very strange. 834 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,512 I immediately knew something was wrong. 835 00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,089 And then, finally, he admitted it. 836 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:08,799 He said something very bad happened to a sex worker. 837 00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:10,969 That doesn't mean he's cheating on him. 838 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:13,937 But if he really wants to cheat, This is the right time to do it. 839 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,812 - Oh, God. - Miami, bachelorette party. 840 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,108 It's a little classic. 841 00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:21,980 Not cheating on a sex worker. Technically. 842 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,155 - What? - What? Yes, that is so. 843 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,609 Listen, guys, we must have a realistic attitude About sexual exclusivity. 844 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:28,239 Whatever. That's not even a problem, because...... 845 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,988 I asked if he still wanted to get married. 846 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,789 He screamed "no" and then he hung up! 847 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,913 So, guess what friend, 848 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,744 There is no marriage for you visit, so return your tuxedo. 849 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:39,171 No! 850 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,668 - No, no, no. - Good, save tuksedomu, 851 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,500 But my marriage is canceled. 852 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,835 This isn't a surprise, right? 853 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:45,795 I mean, buddy, I love you, you are one of my best friends, 854 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:49,599 But you are six years old and he... 855 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:52,222 856 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,098 Twenty. 857 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,522 - Oh my God. Oh, my God. - He can hear you. 858 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,565 Oh, I feel... I feel weak. 859 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,187 - I feel dizzy, I... 860 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,190 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Oh, my God. 861 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,650 I know I shouldn't date women are out of my reach, I know that. 862 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:07,074 When he first asked me to date, I thought it was a joke. 863 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,073 I can feel him pulling away, but I think it's because of work. 864 00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,529 - I will get sick - No no No. 865 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:13,242 - Give him Madeira. - Yes, Yes, Yes. 866 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,416 - Yeah. - Peter, here it is. Just drink a little. 867 00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:18,536 - Oh, I'll give you soft cheese! - Yes! 868 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,459 This is very stupid. 869 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:25,213 Yes, but only in this way so that people don't recognize our faces. 870 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:27,257 Parents. Perfect. 871 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,052 Any brand is not a problem. 872 00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:32,516 What is in your face? 873 00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:33,976 Mud masks for detox. 874 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,145 Look, we need a prepaid cellphone, okay? 875 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:40,145 - This is the money. - Again, prepaid cellphones, 876 00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:42,898 and you can find it behind the counter. 877 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,736 - OK. We hear you. - In the. 878 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:48,032 You baby boomers are very demanding. 879 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,403 I know. 880 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,736 - Jesus. Come on, Ma. - I'm sick and tired of this. 881 00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:55,198 I can't believe he's dead. 882 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,752 - And that's all my fault. - No, no. 883 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,705 This is really a tragedy, you know? 884 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:08,336 He could be a scientist who would cure cancer or the like. 885 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:11,922 - So glad you said it. - Yeah. 886 00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:15,601 Friends, is he staring right at me? 887 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,513 - Gosh, he... - Yes. yes. 888 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,223 He is looking at me, right? 889 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,191 Hi, baby. 890 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,694 Mama Hubbard here. 891 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,863 He will send you home. 892 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,196 OK. 893 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,622 Sleep. 894 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,909 Oh no. Jesus, no. No, no, no. 895 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,660 - Okay, why don't we... - I don't like this, I don't like it. 896 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:42,877 - I don't like this. - Friends, I understand. 897 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:44,872 - I understand. - Done. 898 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,673 - Done. - This is it. 899 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:48,467 He looks good, right? 900 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,170 Very. 901 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,973 - Oh, God, Jess. - What? 902 00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:00,516 Look at this ring. 903 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:02,935 This is even bigger in real life than on Skype. 904 00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:04,642 - Yes, he did it well. 905 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,356 Are you two Skype? 906 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,316 - Yes - Is it true? 907 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:09,821 Yes. 908 00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:14,368 very good, you know, see the person 909 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,491 when you talk to him. 910 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,455 - I don't know that. - Yes. 911 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,873 You don't know Skype? 912 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,042 Skype is a free video call application. 913 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:23,581 - You have to... - No, I know what Skype is. 914 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,879 Jess, you said you didn't remember your password. 915 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,167 very difficult to enter. 916 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:33,424 - Oh, damn it! - Damn! 917 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,468 - Whose dog is that? - Go! Go! 918 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,174 - Go! Go, go. - Charlie? Come here, son! 919 00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:39,514 - The owner is heading for this house. - Oh, my God. 920 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,516 No no No. You are too hard. 921 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,932 I can talk to animals, we have deep understanding, 922 00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:45,061 - so, I'll handle it. - Charlie? 923 00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,684 - Go away! - Okay, be careful. 924 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,019 - Good. - Here, son! 925 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,320 Okay, Charlie. Come on. 926 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,022 Come on, come on. 927 00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,237 Damn! 928 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,531 - Charlie! - You stay there. I will bring it to you. 929 00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,659 This is not possible, everyone can look into the house from the beach. 930 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,160 - This is crazy. - I know. 931 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,207 If someone reports it before we do it, we can die. 932 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:06,036 We only... We must cover his body from view, that's all. 933 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,792 - Yes, okay. - OK. 934 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:08,963 - OK. - You are okay? 935 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,086 - Are you all okay? - Good. 936 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,006 Oh, my God, Pip, I can see all the teeth. 937 00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:14,632 That looks very bad. 938 00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,463 No no No. This is... 939 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:17,968 That's not... I'm fine. 940 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,766 Yes, he's fine. Look at his eyes. 941 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,391 OK? So let's make her body invisible 942 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,767 And then we will return it before we call the police. Yes? 943 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,018 - Let's do it. Okay? - Yes. 944 00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:27,941 - Come on! Okay! - Lets do it. 945 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:29,852 Hold the door. Hold one second. 946 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:31,653 - Understand. - There are two steps here. Hold it down 947 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,731 - Yes, we understand. - Oh, there's two steps. 948 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,653 - Put him down. - That is me. 949 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:37,234 Can anyone turn on the lights? 950 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:39,115 - Let me do it. - Oh, that's it. 951 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,321 - That's better. - Oh, my God! 952 00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:42,452 Damn! Alice, cover her body! 953 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:43,874 Why? Why? Why? 954 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,451 Pippa, what are you doing? 955 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,332 This is a poltergeist situation. 956 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:49,834 I did nothing. 957 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,460 - OK. - There should be a fuse box. 958 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:55,552 - Oh my God. There is a taxi. - Oh no, no. 959 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,004 There are taxis here. 960 00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,552 No! No, no, no. 961 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,224 No thanks. 962 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:02,809 - Cover his body. - Hide Me. Hide me. 963 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,478 - Fuck! - Jesus Christ. 964 00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,437 Search for a blanket. Look for blankets. 965 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,640 - What is... - Jesus! 966 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,685 - No. My amniotic water broke! My water broke! - What? 967 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:12,940 No, no. I just wet the bed. 968 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,026 - I have no control over this. - Pippa. 969 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,532 Closing. Damn it. 970 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,236 - This is the cost, sir. thanks. - I think I'm pee, it doesn't. 971 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,116 - Thank you for delivering. - Thank you. 972 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,869 - Good luck to the destination! - What is happening here? 973 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:26,951 We are making a garage band. Do you play bass? 974 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,911 We are hiding the body. What do you think we are doing? 975 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,913 stop saying "body" too often. 976 00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,373 - Alice what are you doing? - Sorry. 977 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:33,833 - Come on. - Oh, my God! 978 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:35,713 Lift him with your feet. Lift with your feet. 979 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,257 I swear to God, he is getting heavy. 980 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:39,463 Wait a minute. 981 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:40,889 - There are two stairs here. - No!! 982 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:42,841 - I understand. - Let's take a break. Let's rest. 983 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:43,971 Rest, rest, rest. 984 00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:45,344 - No, no, no. - OK. 985 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,096 - OK. - My body is crushed. 986 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:49,477 - Very good. - concise question. 987 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,479 Why do we remove the bodies of these strippers? 988 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,236 The whole house is made of glass. 989 00:42:54,322 --> 00:42:57,110 This is impossible You can look in any direction. 990 00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:59,859 Where can we put it so no one can see it? 991 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,289 So what do you think, Uncle Jack? 992 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:16,417 They can sue you with accidental murder, 993 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:17,877 But it's not as easy as it can prove it. 994 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:19,629 - Ah, thank God - Well, that's not bad. 995 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:22,089 - It's okay. - The important thing is not to touch the body and the crime scene 996 00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:23,890 - then you will be fine. - What?! 997 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:26,135 So, actually, we have moved it 998 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,436 to sex swing, Your Majesty. 999 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:28,808 What? 1000 00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:32,767 I said, "Actually, we've moved it to the sex swing, Your Honor." 1001 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:33,976 I hear you. 1002 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:37,108 You deliberately damage the crime scene, 1003 00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:39,440 Which means you are guilty of the accessory _, 1004 00:43:39,534 --> 00:43:43,869 And they will have strong cases for accidental murder. 1005 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:45,612 Wait, what do you mean? 1006 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,663 Imprisoned for a maximum of 15 years. 1007 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,159 - What? - Fifteen? 1008 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,961 - Okay, what can we do? - Are we in an open connection? 1009 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:54,879 - This is a prepaid cellphone. - Good. 1010 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,711 As I told Rob Lowe, 1011 00:43:57,218 --> 00:44:00,882 If there is no body, there are no cases. 1012 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,140 We can't just cut it. 1013 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,804 Do you know? I will only tell the police I'm the only culprit. 1014 00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:12,268 No, we all move his body. 1015 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:14,308 This is a crime. 1016 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:17,645 Well, yes, but if we only explain the situation... 1017 00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:19,695 What are you talking about, "Explaining"? 1018 00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:22,445 Last year, a man in Tampa, he threatened to kill his wife, 1019 00:44:22,535 --> 00:44:23,867 So he fired a warning shot, 1020 00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:26,070 And he was imprisoned for 20 years. 1021 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:29,414 This country must be burned down! 1022 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,043 Damn. 1023 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,584 I'm so close. Peter. 1024 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:38,757 My career. 1025 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,421 It's over, just like that. 1026 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,508 I will do it now. 1027 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:44,926 Maybe for life. 1028 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,473 You all will be out in a few years. 1029 00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:49,427 I can't do it every year. I am in the midst of fighting custody. 1030 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:50,726 - What? - What? 1031 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:51,849 What? 1032 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:56,149 Malcolm and I split up six months ago. 1033 00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:58,352 You didn't tell me. 1034 00:44:59,155 --> 00:45:01,067 Yes, you've been a little preoccupied with your busy life, Jess. 1035 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:03,694 Why don't you tell me? 1036 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,151 I don't need your judgment. 1037 00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:08,696 Blair, I will never judge you for things like that. 1038 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:13,412 Oh my God, my students. 1039 00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:15,289 They idolize me. 1040 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:18,543 They think I'm like the best adult 1041 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:21,046 Worldwide. 1042 00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:22,546 They will turn into criminals. 1043 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,799 I can't go to jail. 1044 00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:26,763 I didn't even succeed past the first episode 1045 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:28,135 Orange Is the New Black drama. 1046 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:29,967 None of us can. 1047 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,222 This is too drama, right? 1048 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:35,063 No, I mean none of us will go to jail. 1049 00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:36,477 Wait, you guys 1050 00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:39,769 Even if we are not subject to sanctions with all this evidence, 1051 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:41,398 We don't know who this person is. 1052 00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:43,230 His family can come for revenge. 1053 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:46,112 Maybe he is part of a cartel that will cut our toes 1054 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:47,238 and paste it into our ass. 1055 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:48,318 He is right. 1056 00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:50,863 We will be haunted by fears throughout our lives. 1057 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,991 He said that 1058 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:57,749 It will be very difficult to be punished 1059 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:00,835 if without a corpse. 1060 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:04,377 I mean, this is an accident. 1061 00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:06,629 And he is not part of a sex service company, right? 1062 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,509 So I don't think anyone knows he's here. 1063 00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:16,688 We have to get rid of it. 1064 00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:17,973 - We have to do it, right? - Yeah. 1065 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:19,183 - Right. - Must. 1066 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:21,439 - I mean, we don't want this. - No, of course. 1067 00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:22,731 We don't want to kill him. 1068 00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:24,108 - We have no other choice. - But we have to. 1069 00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:25,439 - Of course we have to. - Yeah. Yes, Yes, Yes. 1070 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:26,523 Must. 1071 00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:30,701 Hey, this is Blair. Don't leave a message. 1072 00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:33,614 OK. This is it. None of them who picked up the phone. 1073 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,165 That means there is something really bad happening. 1074 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:38,995 Friend, it looks like this is the third girlfriend who cheated on you. 1075 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,459 What is that? What is happening, friend? 1076 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:43,632 Does your pen curl in a strange way when it hardens? 1077 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:44,754 No. 1078 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:46,376 - OK. - No problem. 1079 00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:49,714 Let's play Tinder now, so you can start a new relationship. 1080 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,553 - No, I don't want to have a Tinder, okay? - Come on. 1081 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:55,181 You have forgotten other girls, you can forget them. 1082 00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:59,185 Yeah, this isn't the girls, it's Jess. I won't forget it, you know? 1083 00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,482 And I don't want to forget it. 1084 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,392 Then, now, do something about it, Peter. 1085 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,281 You're right. 1086 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,992 You're right, I have to go to Miami, and I have to win it again. 1087 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:13,491 - Yes, man. Yes. Awesome. - Okay, okay. 1088 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:17,450 The first flight from Charleston enters at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow morning. 1089 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,659 - No. - Oh. There is a train. 1090 00:47:18,753 --> 00:47:22,167 The train will get there tomorrow afternoon and there is space in the car. 1091 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,422 Not fast enough. You must be sad, astronaut. 1092 00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,084 - What? 1093 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,135 Pathetic astronauts. 1094 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:30,713 - Okay, what is that? - That's nothing for me. 1095 00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:32,672 - Pathetic Astronaut? - The news? 1096 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:33,974 OK. 1097 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,594 Lisa Marie Nowak is an astronaut. 1098 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,103 And he fell in love with other astronaut named Will. 1099 00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:45,728 Then, Will cheats on Lisa with some sexy Air Force captains. 1100 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,947 Lisa knows it and is disappointed. 1101 00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:51,783 So, Lisa decided to make peace with reality. 1102 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:55,529 Once and for all. And he brought a lot of adult diapers, 1103 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,205 so he doesn't need to urinate on the road, 1104 00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:59,745 And he immediately left from Houston to Orlando 1105 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:04,125 To kidnap the Air Force... This... The story gets darker. 1106 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:08,417 In essence, he uses brains crazy astrophysicists 1107 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,547 To find the fastest way to Florida. 1108 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:14,260 - You want Jess back, right? - Yes. 1109 00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:17,763 Then you must be a sad Astronaut, man. 1110 00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:21,142 Let's buy some diapers. 1111 00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:38,864 Not this brand! It's easy to leak! 1112 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,565 - Jesus Christ. - Not that bad. 1113 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,571 I think it's the body at the top. 1114 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,282 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - Good. 1115 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:21,782 Okay, wait, does anyone know how to drive this object, or... 1116 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:22,866 I can do it. 1117 00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:28,210 I bring him one to school every day when he grows up, so, I feel quite confident. 1118 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,415 - Good. - Perfect 1119 00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:31,667 - Hello! - Oh, shit. 1120 00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,677 - Hello! - Geez. Damn it! 1121 00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:36,049 - Neighbors! - Take him away. Take him away! 1122 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:37,472 OK, oh, my God, oh, My God, what should we do? 1123 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:39,345 - No, no... alright. OK. - No, no! 1124 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,270 - Nice to meet you - Okay, 1125 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,352 - No. - Dang. 1126 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,816 We hope you swim naked. 1127 00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,519 - No. - No. 1128 00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:51,649 - No. - Okay. 1129 00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:54,732 - Oh, Oh. - What do we have here? 1130 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:02,702 You know, I think they just want to make love in international waters. 1131 00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,245 - Ah, yes. - Maybe they need our help. 1132 00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:09,546 no I think we might have to let them do their business. 1133 00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:11,209 So, let's... 1134 00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:13,717 This certainly makes me mood. 1135 00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:15,672 Hey, Blair. 1136 00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:18,505 - Do you need a tampon? - Um, maybe. 1137 00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:21,512 We just opened a bottle of Chateauneuf Du Pape, 1138 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:24,219 And we listen to some songs remaster Mac Remetwood. 1139 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:26,934 - Oh, that's great. - Oh! very good, 1140 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:29,357 You can hear cocaine in Stevie's voice. 1141 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,729 - I think. - We want you to join us. 1142 00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:32,731 - Oh, that's very sweet. - There is no compulsion. 1143 00:50:32,821 --> 00:50:35,063 Unless requested. 1144 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:37,323 OK. 1145 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,359 I'm really tired. 1146 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:41,570 - Very tired, you understand? - Understood. 1147 00:50:41,664 --> 00:50:43,326 We are fluent in body language. 1148 00:50:43,415 --> 00:50:44,906 Oh, I trust you. 1149 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,081 - Good night. - Good night. 1150 00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:50,628 OK. 1151 00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:54,837 - Oh my God. - Oh, my God. 1152 00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:56,668 - Pippa They are lost. Pippa. - They move. 1153 00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:58,344 - What happened there? - Pippa! 1154 00:50:58,430 --> 00:50:59,637 - Pippa! - What? 1155 00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:01,339 Oh my God. 1156 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:02,799 Yes. OK. 1157 00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:06,561 - Sorry. - Friend. 1158 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:08,351 - Let's throw him away, huh? - Yes, let's throw him away. 1159 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,647 Let's throw it away. 1160 00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:18,026 - Okay, Spanish CD. 1161 00:51:18,158 --> 00:51:21,526 if Jess is connected to a Spanish speaker, You will want to reason with him. 1162 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:25,572 And I have Russian Adderall. My sister ordered it online. 1163 00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:26,873 This will help you focus. 1164 00:51:26,959 --> 00:51:29,952 It's super strong, but expired, so... 1165 00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:31,453 - Thank you very much. - Hey. 1166 00:51:31,547 --> 00:51:32,958 - I love you. - I love you too, friend. 1167 00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:35,290 - Bring him back - Thank you 1168 00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:39,545 You wet the bed. 1169 00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:41,129 I'm very scared. 1170 00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:45,558 I feel we have to say something. 1171 00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:46,969 - Yeah. - Yeah. Great idea. 1172 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:50,229 We are very sorry. 1173 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:53,066 - You deserve better. - Yeah. 1174 00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:56,027 There is nothing we can do to bring you back, but... 1175 00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:59,822 We promise to spend the rest of our lives trying to be a better person. 1176 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,151 We owe that to you. 1177 00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:06,575 God, we are very sorry. 1178 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:08,327 Sorry. 1179 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:09,870 Sorry, man. 1180 00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:11,660 We are bad. 1181 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:17,290 Okay, you can throw it now! 1182 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:19,292 Aye aye, captain. 1183 00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:26,099 This has never happened right? 1184 00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:28,809 - No. - This happened. 1185 00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:30,265 Right? 1186 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,764 - No, we won't talk about it. - Oh, understand, understand. 1187 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,275 OK. Dah. 1188 00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:39,687 It should be smoother. 1189 00:52:43,744 --> 00:52:44,985 He moves very fast. 1190 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:46,737 I succeeded! 1191 00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:49,573 - Oh, my God, what is he doing? - What did he do? 1192 00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,705 Damn! 1193 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,621 - Oh my God! - Are you okay? 1194 00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:58,255 I'm good. Very good. 1195 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,672 Are you sure? Because you landed right on your neck. 1196 00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:04,880 Yes, I just did some sort of straight shot, landed on my neck... 1197 00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:06,714 and stand back. 1198 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:08,258 - That's good. - What happened? 1199 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:09,763 I think you know how to drive it. 1200 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:13,563 Yes, no, of course I know, but I think the location of the gas and brake is different 1201 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:15,140 with Australia, so I'm confused. 1202 00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:18,355 - How can you still be alive now? - I do not know. 1203 00:53:18,487 --> 00:53:20,103 But I will handle it. 1204 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,900 His body is thrown away, the girl is still alive. 1205 00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:27,911 - What's next? - We must leave here immediately. 1206 00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:29,578 - Good idea. - Yes I like that. 1207 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:32,332 - Let's do it. - Are you sure you're okay? 1208 00:53:36,755 --> 00:53:37,745 Friends? 1209 00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:40,039 He may have to get a CT Scan Test. 1210 00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:41,250 OK. 1211 00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:44,092 He is fine. 1212 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:50,054 - Is there still leftover pizza? - I do not think so. 1213 00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:51,134 No! 1214 00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:52,719 Jesus, we can order again. 1215 00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:54,429 No, that's not it. That! 1216 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,564 - What? - The sexy neighbor! 1217 00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:58,516 They have footage of our tracks when throwing away the body. 1218 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:00,564 We have to surrender ourselves, right? 1219 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,229 - We are very messed up. - No. 1220 00:54:02,489 --> 00:54:05,323 We have removed the body. We only have to get rid of the tape, that's all. 1221 00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:06,445 - Really? - Yes. 1222 00:54:06,702 --> 00:54:07,863 - Yap. Yes. - Yes alright. 1223 00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:09,660 - Yes. - So how? 1224 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:16,493 No. 1225 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,290 Will not. 1226 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,746 Thank you. 1227 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,005 Your home is very... 1228 00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,843 - slang. - Thank you. 1229 00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:34,306 You have to see our hiding room. 1230 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:42,230 Can it be? 1231 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:52,120 This really happened. Oh my God, you make me hot. 1232 00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:06,634 Do you know what's really sexy? 1233 00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:08,219 Tell me. 1234 00:55:08,889 --> 00:55:10,005 If we record it. 1235 00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:14,100 You're a bad girl. 1236 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:21,983 Actually, I realize that you have cameras out there and it's always been 1237 00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:26,230 My fantasy to be caught by security cameras, so... 1238 00:55:29,034 --> 00:55:30,070 Mesdemoiselles? 1239 00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,410 OK. OK. 1240 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:36,827 Thank you. 1241 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:49,002 OK. 1242 00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:56,142 - OK. Yeah. - Doesn't matter if we watch this? 1243 00:55:56,562 --> 00:56:00,306 Yes, we watch Blair. You know, for safety. we are monitoring. 1244 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,773 - Dude, Blair looks great. - Yes, he looks great. 1245 00:56:03,151 --> 00:56:04,483 Are you ready? 1246 00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,858 - Yes, I think. - OK. 1247 00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:11,942 Relax. 1248 00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:13,655 I got you. 1249 00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:15,407 - Damn! - Asta... 1250 00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:17,909 - Interesting. - He showed it off. For me. 1251 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:19,661 Yes! Yes! 1252 00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:20,992 Give it to me. Give it to me. 1253 00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:36,637 Hey, this is Jess. Leave a message. 1254 00:56:37,019 --> 00:56:38,385 Jess, this is Peter. 1255 00:56:39,646 --> 00:56:41,057 How are you doing? 1256 00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,984 Just calling, again. OK. Oh, my God. 1257 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,066 What kind of story will this be. 1258 00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:51,656 For our grandchildren. If we get married. 1259 00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:54,947 please, contact me again. Let me know that you're fine. 1260 00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,998 I love you so much. Please contact me. See you later. 1261 00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:18,679 Hey, this is Jess. Leave a message. 1262 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:20,931 Jess! 1263 00:57:21,313 --> 00:57:22,429 Yes! 1264 00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:34,190 I will like the copy of the tape, you know, 1265 00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:37,118 for masturbation for example, or whatever. 1266 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:39,328 Me too. What recordings? 1267 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,873 Recording. The naughty record we just made. 1268 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,496 You know, DVD or... 1269 00:57:44,836 --> 00:57:46,577 You know, from that camera... 1270 00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:49,205 The camera doesn't work. 1271 00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:52,717 - Sorry, what ?! - Yes, they are not alive, as he said. 1272 00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:54,881 But we understand that this is not about it, right? 1273 00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:56,759 This is fantasy fulfillment. 1274 00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:59,720 - Make a mise en scène. - Sorry, but why... 1275 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:04,228 Why does someone install a security camera that doesn't work? 1276 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,892 They do not charge for the first three months. 1277 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,349 After that, we don't want to pay for the services. 1278 00:58:07,651 --> 00:58:09,108 You know, they keep the exiles away. 1279 00:58:09,444 --> 00:58:11,811 You only have to masturbate like the Italians do. 1280 00:58:12,364 --> 00:58:13,980 use your memory. 1281 00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:20,286 Wait, so, Blair, there is no record proof? 1282 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:22,488 No. 1283 00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:24,953 Oh my God. So we are free! 1284 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:26,284 That's good. 1285 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:29,417 - Yes - He is very intuitive. 1286 00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:33,633 He is in me. 1287 00:58:34,636 --> 00:58:36,172 Then he is outside. 1288 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,131 Then he is me. 1289 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:44,890 - So we are safe. - Almost, unless I get HPV now. 1290 00:58:45,313 --> 00:58:46,429 Whatever. We all get HPV. 1291 00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:48,981 I mean, I don't get HPV. 1292 00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:54,104 Alice, they say if you have sex after 1991, then you have HPV. 1293 00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:56,738 Yes, I mean, I got HPV too. 1294 00:58:56,992 --> 00:58:59,029 I have, a lump, and a lump again. 1295 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:03,037 Cool. Let's fix and leave here. 1296 00:59:03,248 --> 00:59:04,329 OK. 1297 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:31,565 - OK. - Looks nice. 1298 00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:33,017 - We do it well. - Yes. 1299 00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:36,070 - Yes Nice. Toss, friends. - funny thing. 1300 00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:46,205 This child is not my son. 1301 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:55,464 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1302 00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:01,304 Damn. My pants. 1303 01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:07,184 I don't have time for this. 1304 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,021 Good night, Officer. 1305 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:19,647 How can I serve you? 1306 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,157 - Sir, did you just drink? - Of course not. 1307 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:25,115 I did taste wine last night, most Italian red wine, 1308 01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:26,787 but you don't really drink it, you mostly spit on it. 1309 01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:28,159 You drink it a sip and spit it into a bucket. 1310 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,663 What... Okay, sir, I will ask you to get out of this vehicle. 1311 01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:31,833 - No. - Now! 1312 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,206 - Officer... - Now! 1313 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:35,253 Raise your hand. Move slowly. 1314 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:43,591 Officer, I can explain. 1315 01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:45,388 He's 20 years old! 1316 01:00:46,518 --> 01:00:47,599 Okay, before we go, 1317 01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,510 we have to do friendtipede, huh? 1318 01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:50,640 - What? - Alice. 1319 01:00:50,730 --> 01:00:52,016 - Can't. - Yes. 1320 01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:54,895 - This is tradition. - Alice, quick question, 1321 01:00:55,527 --> 01:00:57,234 What is friendtipede? 1322 01:00:57,445 --> 01:01:00,404 That is the type of photo that we always take like in the film Human Centipede. 1323 01:01:00,574 --> 01:01:03,988 Where they are stitched together, mouth to the anus, but done with friends, 1324 01:01:04,119 --> 01:01:06,327 - So this is special. - Come on now, Alice. 1325 01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:08,286 - I don't know about that. - I don't feel right... 1326 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:11,332 Friends, if I don't post one ton of images from this weekend, 1327 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:12,912 That will look suspicious. 1328 01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:14,202 Like for example we kill someone. 1329 01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:18,581 Alright, I can't believe I said this, but I think we should do friendtipede. 1330 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:21,922 - Yes! - But we can't photograph crime scenes. 1331 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,594 OK. I'm in the middle. 1332 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:26,472 Why do you want to be in the middle? 1333 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:29,141 OK. Oh, God, amazoir. 1334 01:01:29,769 --> 01:01:31,431 Say "friendtipede." 1335 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:32,978 friendtipede! 1336 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:35,640 cute. 1337 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:37,524 Yes! 1338 01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:39,318 - Let's see. - This is ridiculous. 1339 01:01:40,572 --> 01:01:43,736 - Alice, stop. You look very beautiful. - Not see! 1340 01:01:46,077 --> 01:01:49,570 - Oh my God. - No! Come on! No! 1341 01:01:50,081 --> 01:01:52,323 - Oh, damn it! - Is that our man? 1342 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:55,125 - Are you kidding me? - Damn it! 1343 01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:56,786 Oh my God, oh my Lord! 1344 01:01:57,005 --> 01:01:59,088 God, I think You've given him a burden. 1345 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:02,380 I do it. I put a stone in his pocket. I think the pants are released. 1346 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:04,214 Men need to wear belts. 1347 01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:06,804 Yes. How dare they not sink when we kill them. 1348 01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:11,221 Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, 1349 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:15,055 N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A. 1350 01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:25,899 OK. 1351 01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:33,281 Do you see that line? 1352 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:38,957 - You just need to walk straight. - I know. I just followed my body. 1353 01:02:39,381 --> 01:02:40,963 - Are you a dancer or... - No. 1354 01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:43,006 I have never done anything like that before in my life. 1355 01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:44,834 I still have to give you a ticket for speeding. 1356 01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:46,794 Please. It was great. 1357 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,345 Slow down. 1358 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,506 - Thank you officer. - I almost shot you. 1359 01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:53,851 I know. That's crazy. And, don't shoot anyone. 1360 01:02:56,898 --> 01:02:59,106 We can't get rid of his body in broad daylight. 1361 01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:01,184 We have to think about something. Come on. 1362 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:02,810 Idea? Idea? 1363 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,900 - Kiwi! Are you ready? - Yes. Yes. 1364 01:03:05,991 --> 01:03:09,109 - We need everyone's brain in this case, so... - Yeah. Yes. Good. 1365 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:11,865 So this is what I will do. 1366 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,696 I will go to the beach 1367 01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:15,956 And do a little meditation. 1368 01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:18,204 And when I come back, 1369 01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:20,123 I will have a genius idea. 1370 01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,755 Yes? OK. 1371 01:03:23,717 --> 01:03:24,753 We understand. 1372 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:27,922 We will never be able to get rid of the body. 1373 01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:30,379 He will follow us for the rest of our lives. 1374 01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,306 - Oh my God. - No. 1375 01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:34,137 - Police! - Damn. 1376 01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:35,802 - Oh my God. Oh, my God. 1377 01:03:35,895 --> 01:03:37,932 Do you think neighbors call them? Maybe they are suspicious. 1378 01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:40,105 - Oh my God. - Police! Open! Now! 1379 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:43,522 Comrade, this is my world. I will handle this. 1380 01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:45,527 Turn off the lights and hide. 1381 01:03:59,044 --> 01:04:00,410 Good night, Officer. 1382 01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:02,870 Step aside, lady. 1383 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:04,705 What's this? 1384 01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:06,124 Place your hand where I can see it. 1385 01:04:06,384 --> 01:04:10,048 Officer, I work together. Do you see? Hello. 1386 01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:11,470 Put your hand on the wall. 1387 01:04:11,556 --> 01:04:12,672 - I'm not... - Put your hand on the wall! 1388 01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:14,803 I take a passive attitude. 1389 01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:16,680 I follow your will! 1390 01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:18,428 Spread. 1391 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:25,526 What are you doing? No! 1392 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:27,273 No! No! 1393 01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,198 - Damn! - Jesus! 1394 01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:35,156 - Frankie! Frankie! - Oh, my God. 1395 01:04:35,455 --> 01:04:37,697 Now we have a dead man and a policeman who fainted? 1396 01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:39,453 - What's wrong with you? - Are you kidding? 1397 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:42,330 He is clearly a rapist cop. This is what they do! 1398 01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:45,667 If they do dirty things to you, they sexually attack you, knowing that you won't report it. 1399 01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:48,382 - Daniel Holtzclaw, Oklahoma City? - Who? 1400 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,217 He committed sexual violence against eight women. 1401 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:52,836 Like Matt Dillon on Crash. 1402 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:55,756 - Gosh, it's horrendous. - Nightmare. 1403 01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:58,217 Information is strength, friends. I mean it. 1404 01:04:58,311 --> 01:04:59,597 Alright, relax. You are from Brentwood, 1405 01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:01,474 And your father was accountant John Mayer. 1406 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:05,558 Good. "You're not a daughter your father but your mother." 1407 01:05:05,652 --> 01:05:06,938 Wait, is that John Mayer? 1408 01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:08,985 That's Malcolm X. 1409 01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:11,233 - Sure enough that is John Mayer. - Dad. Father. 1410 01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:13,278 Okay, you guys, you, we have to move this person 1411 01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:15,906 Before the neighbors return eat Blair again. 1412 01:05:16,788 --> 01:05:17,995 I will be fine with that. 1413 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,288 - OK. - Fuck. 1414 01:05:19,374 --> 01:05:21,286 All right, one, two, three. 1415 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:30,799 Frankie, how many strippers do you order? 1416 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:33,506 only one. 1417 01:05:34,389 --> 01:05:36,255 Then who is this person? 1418 01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:39,220 - Let me see his penis for a while. - Good call. 1419 01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:41,807 - Wait, what? - The stripper I ordered has a photo of a penis in the ad. No face. 1420 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:43,387 - But I can find out the ID of the membership. - Cool. OK. 1421 01:05:43,481 --> 01:05:46,849 I'm not sure. 1422 01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:53,064 He has an erectile disease in his ad. 1423 01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:54,740 But this is soft. 1424 01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:56,192 I can make it hard. Let's use your feet. 1425 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:59,453 - What? No, no, no, no, no. - Stop. No, wait. Please stop. 1426 01:05:59,747 --> 01:06:02,034 1427 01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:10,168 OK, yeah This is a stripper that I ordered. 1428 01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:12,215 This is Scotty with his body. 1429 01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:14,881 Then who do we kill? 1430 01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:40,698 - Hello? - This is Banknorth. 1431 01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:43,280 We have detected unusual activities in your account. 1432 01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:45,032 If you have tried to make a purchase in 1433 01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:48,335 Quickie Stop at Port St. Lucie, please press one. 1434 01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:52,335 Thank you for pressing two. 1435 01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:55,042 Your card has been suspended because of unusual activity. 1436 01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:56,422 No, no. 1437 01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:01,424 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1438 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,102 - How? - Yeah, that's good. 1439 01:07:15,281 --> 01:07:17,443 If you search for our cellphone, I lock it in this drawer. 1440 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:18,775 And I won't open it, okay? 1441 01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:22,696 Please let me at least text Peter. I feel he's really panicking now. 1442 01:07:22,830 --> 01:07:24,412 Not until everything is OK. 1443 01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:25,740 We make plans. 1444 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,033 Alice. 1445 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,618 - What's wrong, friend? What are you doing? - What? 1446 01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:32,630 I just made sure nothing was broken. 1447 01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:34,248 I think he's fine. 1448 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:35,837 Yes, he's fine. 1449 01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:37,418 - Jesus. - Oh, my God. 1450 01:07:37,512 --> 01:07:40,801 You need to masturbate more. You, it seems very horny. 1451 01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:44,307 I know. I just don't like it doing it in front of my cockatiel. 1452 01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:45,767 He is very smart. 1453 01:07:46,104 --> 01:07:48,471 - Why don't you put it in the cage? - He is in a cage. 1454 01:07:48,856 --> 01:07:50,472 But I'm loud. I am a screamer. 1455 01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:52,479 - I remember. - Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. 1456 01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:54,856 And that sounds like him. 1457 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:56,737 So he thinks I'm talking to him. 1458 01:07:57,490 --> 01:07:59,356 I'm like, "No, I'm just touching my own body." 1459 01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:00,691 Like, "backwards". 1460 01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:03,615 Cool, so back to the emergency state that changed our lives? 1461 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,948 Okay, the stripper is here, he's alive. 1462 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,492 - That's good. Correct? - Yeah. 1463 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:12,248 Um, there are still bodies in the closet, so... 1464 01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:14,045 - Who is the man? - We can get rid of it 1465 01:08:14,132 --> 01:08:16,089 If only we had a car, you know? 1466 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,418 Oh my God. How can this man get here? 1467 01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,432 That will work. 1468 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:27,763 - Thank you God! - Is it true? 1469 01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:31,104 Well, we will go to the crocodile swamp, throw the body away. 1470 01:08:31,649 --> 01:08:32,981 We will return this Smart car, 1471 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:36,026 Wake the guy with the G-string, tell him he hit his head very hard. 1472 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,978 - Blair will give him a ton of cash. What are you waiting for? 1473 01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:40,109 - And then we go home freely. - I like it. Yes. 1474 01:08:48,499 --> 01:08:49,990 Swamp crocodile. 1475 01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:53,327 You will arrive at your place your destination in 45 minutes. 1476 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,672 Yes. 1477 01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:01,467 Can I do... Do you mind if I do your job? 1478 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,178 Don't waste it. 1479 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:31,331 OK. 1480 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,917 Hey, thank you very much, man. 1481 01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:36,162 - for you. - Thank you very much. 1482 01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:38,087 I have meth (a type of drug) 1483 01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:40,420 Do you want to? 40 dollars. 1484 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:43,628 No thanks very much. I just need money to buy gas. 1485 01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:47,260 Hey, listen, do you want to suck my dick for 15 dollars? 1486 01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:50,183 - No thanks. - OK. 1487 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,761 Good luck, man. 1488 01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:53,186 Thank you, man. 1489 01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:01,444 You will arrive in 25 minutes. 1490 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,113 This is very uncomfortable. 1491 01:10:03,408 --> 01:10:05,320 I mean, can this thing move faster? 1492 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:10,696 - Wait! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1493 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:20,835 So this thing can be faster? 1494 01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:33,060 - Hi sir. May I... - Get away from my car. 1495 01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,807 - OK. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Oh, my God. 1496 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:36,976 Let me suck your penis very fast. 1497 01:10:37,150 --> 01:10:38,231 What? 1498 01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:41,109 - Please? - No. What kind of place is this? 1499 01:10:41,612 --> 01:10:43,069 Okay, listen... 1500 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:44,734 Do you have meth? 1501 01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:52,363 - I can sell meth for you. - Is it true? 1502 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:56,078 - 80 dollars. - 80 dollars... 1503 01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:58,038 Here it is. 1504 01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,259 - Hey, man. - Hey. 1505 01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:09,671 I want to buy meth. 1506 01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:12,679 It's just, 1507 01:11:12,977 --> 01:11:15,970 You have to suck it a little, so I'm sure you're not a cop. 1508 01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:18,271 No, man. Please, I'm not a cop. 1509 01:11:18,566 --> 01:11:20,102 Do you want meth or not? 1510 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:22,517 OK. 1511 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:25,354 Here it is. 1512 01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:28,907 - and one for Papa Bear. - It burns. OK. 1513 01:11:29,076 --> 01:11:30,362 40 dollars, not police. Come on. 1514 01:11:32,497 --> 01:11:34,705 - Yes. Good. thanks. - You are welcome. 1515 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:37,537 So, want to continue blow job, or... 1516 01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:39,368 No. I am fine. thanks. 1517 01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:41,294 It's okay. 1518 01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:43,831 Actually, 1519 01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:46,341 There is someone who wants I introduce you. 1520 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,885 - Right! - Nice to meet you. 1521 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:50,553 - Nice to meet you too - This is perfect. 1522 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,007 - Yeah, go away. - Good. Good. 1523 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:56,518 You have to do it, man. That is true love. 1524 01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:15,074 Friends, I fell asleep. 1525 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,655 I fell asleep. 1526 01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:20,125 I have a bad dream that we all killed a man. 1527 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:22,419 - That's reality. - No, we kill someone. 1528 01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:24,713 What ?! No! 1529 01:12:24,966 --> 01:12:28,801 Gosh! Drunk this trip is crazy. 1530 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,468 That's not a joke! 1531 01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:32,213 Not a joke! 1532 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:33,881 Damn! 1533 01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:37,806 Have you come with genius ideas out there? 1534 01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:39,303 Yes. 1535 01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:43,562 In my dream, I remember _ there were people in Australia 1536 01:12:43,651 --> 01:12:45,517 who cooks and eats the body of his girlfriend. 1537 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:48,153 - Kiwi. - I can't do it because I'm vegetarian. 1538 01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:49,320 - But... - Kiwi. 1539 01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:51,069 God, I'm so tired. 1540 01:12:51,951 --> 01:12:53,738 We must surrender. We are guilty. 1541 01:12:53,828 --> 01:12:56,445 No, we are innocent, because this is an accident. 1542 01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:57,700 Stop saying that. 1543 01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:01,124 Maybe if you're not aroused, we won't be in this mess. 1544 01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:03,911 I suck cocaine because you bought us illegal drugs. 1545 01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:06,292 I don't force you to do it, Alice. 1546 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:08,089 And what do you know? no is talking about it 1547 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:10,007 It starts from Blair's idea of bringing strippers 1548 01:13:10,094 --> 01:13:12,006 Yes, but you don't need to blame, right? 1549 01:13:12,096 --> 01:13:14,509 "Look at me, I'm Frankie. I live in a storage unit." 1550 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:15,847 - "I save the world." - Do you know what? 1551 01:13:15,933 --> 01:13:19,392 You act like everyone is very stupid because you don't become a bastard like you. 1552 01:13:19,478 --> 01:13:21,765 - I'm a bastard? - I mean, you two are bastards. 1553 01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:23,347 - Don't interfere. - Seriously. 1554 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,607 Maybe you are the bastard, Alice. 1555 01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:26,766 Oh damn it. 1556 01:13:27,111 --> 01:13:28,352 Excuse me, Bitch? 1557 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:31,316 I am a very sweet person. 1558 01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:35,776 Then why do you insist on calling me Kiwi 1559 01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:38,032 although I told you that _ is culturally insensitive? 1560 01:13:38,372 --> 01:13:42,332 And why do you feel the need to reach and try to release my seat belt 1561 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:43,954 when in the taxi go here? 1562 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:45,869 - Jesus Christ. - Yes. 1563 01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:47,871 That's Americans. 1564 01:13:48,174 --> 01:13:51,008 We do it as a joke, okay? We all do it, right? 1565 01:13:51,385 --> 01:13:52,421 Come on, talk. 1566 01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:55,845 - Alice! - Gosh, stop, I beg you. 1567 01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:57,881 It's bad enough without you two do it. 1568 01:13:57,975 --> 01:14:00,308 And I think your bridal shower celebration is a nightmare. 1569 01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,511 What are you talking about? He doesn't hold a bridal shower celebration. 1570 01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:04,479 No. 1571 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:10,269 Do you make a bridal shower event? 1572 01:14:11,030 --> 01:14:13,738 Not really, I mean... 1573 01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:17,197 It's like, with a co-worker. Not a big problem. 1574 01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:18,406 But Blair joined? 1575 01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:20,240 This isn't even a treat event. 1576 01:14:21,123 --> 01:14:22,159 What? No. 1577 01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:24,700 How could you not invite me? 1578 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:27,164 Alice, please. Can we not discuss it? 1579 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:30,835 I beg you, I told you, it's just... For Peter's family. 1580 01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,757 - That's no big deal, guys. - Peter. 1581 01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,048 He is very annoying. 1582 01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:36,845 And I know why he doesn't like me. 1583 01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:39,927 Because he seems jealous. 1584 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,259 Peter is not jealous of you. 1585 01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:45,767 Then why don't you invite your best friend to your bridal shower event? 1586 01:14:45,856 --> 01:14:48,519 - Gosh, you really want to know why? - Certain! 1587 01:14:48,609 --> 01:14:50,566 Because I know, if I invite you 1588 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:52,770 You won't let me speak to others. That's the reason. 1589 01:14:53,114 --> 01:14:55,231 OK? You monopolize my time 1590 01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:59,735 And then you make me feel guilty for not spending time with you. How can I win? 1591 01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:00,910 Are you kidding? 1592 01:15:01,247 --> 01:15:03,489 I don't monopolize your time, Jess! 1593 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:04,827 I'm just trying to make the most of it, 1594 01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:06,783 Because you don't even try to see me again. 1595 01:15:06,919 --> 01:15:09,002 - That's not true! - It is true. 1596 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:10,624 Right. 1597 01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:13,081 I'm sorry, but you always work, 1598 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,341 Or you make a plan with Peter. 1599 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:20,256 Or you do Skype with someone else. I can't do your stupid accent. 1600 01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:22,720 - No, you can't. - Yes yes... 1601 01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:26,144 We are no longer a college student, everything has changed. 1602 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,517 The only thing that changes is you. 1603 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:30,310 You have obsessed 1604 01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:34,445 With your new life that is perfect and your campaign then you lull me. 1605 01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:38,236 Oh, I'm sorry that I don't want to talk about 1606 01:15:38,325 --> 01:15:40,282 we say when we are drunk 1607 01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:42,736 at O & apos; Flaherty & apos; s 10 years ago! 1608 01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:44,279 OK, you know? 1609 01:15:44,582 --> 01:15:47,290 I hope I never plan a fun weekend for you. 1610 01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:50,084 You know, you... very ungrateful. 1611 01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:52,796 - Do you say I am ungrateful? - Yes! 1612 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:54,623 You are an ungrateful person. 1613 01:15:55,009 --> 01:15:57,467 You didn't plan this weekend for me. 1614 01:15:57,553 --> 01:16:00,011 You plan this weekend for yourself, 1615 01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:02,514 So you can post a collection of photos 1616 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,468 to make your life look unhappy! 1617 01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:12,686 I'm sorry, Jess. 1618 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:19,072 I will leave you... 1619 01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:20,982 I will leave you from now on. 1620 01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:23,364 Alice. 1621 01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:26,700 Alice. 1622 01:16:31,212 --> 01:16:32,874 Jess, it's really rude. 1623 01:16:33,172 --> 01:16:35,459 Oh my God, I can't. I can't with this guilt. 1624 01:16:36,509 --> 01:16:38,466 I can no longer hold this back. 1625 01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:40,502 Jess, come on... 1626 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:45,512 No. Everything we have done all night makes this situation worse, okay? 1627 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:48,093 We change ourselves and that is the end. 1628 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,846 Now, I'll go up to clean this damn thing from my face, 1629 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,023 so at least I can look more beautiful for shooting my photos. 1630 01:16:55,402 --> 01:16:58,611 And shaving itself isn't strange. 1631 01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:02,733 I don't appreciate your embarrassing shaved show. 1632 01:17:04,495 --> 01:17:06,327 You're embarrassing. and you too. 1633 01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,577 You will be fine. 1634 01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:21,042 Do you hear that? What is that? 1635 01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:24,220 - What is that? - Where is it? 1636 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,177 Where did it come from? 1637 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:32,604 - Not from these pillows. - Damn. No. 1638 01:17:35,359 --> 01:17:36,475 Damn, this is from the phone. 1639 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:38,439 - Someone is looking for this man. - Gosh! 1640 01:17:38,529 --> 01:17:39,861 - Turn it off. - I'm trying! 1641 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:41,938 - What happened? - Stop it! Gosh. 1642 01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:45,859 Someone tried to track the cellphone of the stripper and it seemed like they... 1643 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,412 Here. 1644 01:17:55,713 --> 01:17:57,625 - Hello? - Miami Police. 1645 01:17:58,215 --> 01:17:59,672 Have you ever seen this man? 1646 01:18:00,801 --> 01:18:01,917 Damn. 1647 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:04,844 We trace the cellphone to this house. 1648 01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:06,171 We know he is here. 1649 01:18:08,976 --> 01:18:10,092 It's finished. 1650 01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:12,055 The jig is up. 1651 01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:18,604 Hey. 1652 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:21,152 She is dead. 1653 01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:53,350 You guys, very lucky. 1654 01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:55,804 This man is very dangerous. 1655 01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:58,273 This man robbed a jewelry store and killed a security officer. 1656 01:18:58,651 --> 01:19:00,813 - Everyone looks for it. - Oh my God, what ?! 1657 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,360 Yes, He is on the run. 1658 01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:03,937 The possibility of coming here to hide. 1659 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:06,065 Sir, I'm sorry. 1660 01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:09,321 I'm a stranger here. Just want to clarify the local law. 1661 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:10,822 So are we 1662 01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:13,822 no longer in trouble? 1663 01:19:15,209 --> 01:19:16,825 Sounds like self defense, right? 1664 01:19:17,294 --> 01:19:18,375 Yes, no, the Court will not want 1665 01:19:18,462 --> 01:19:20,499 give any accusation to something like this. You are fine. 1666 01:19:21,298 --> 01:19:22,755 - Oh my God. - No, you're kidding. 1667 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:25,379 - Gosh! - Are you playing with me? 1668 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:27,256 Oh, my God! 1669 01:19:27,972 --> 01:19:29,884 - Gosh! - Gosh! 1670 01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:36,061 We are Heroes! We are Heroes! We are American heroes. 1671 01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:38,012 - Thank you, universe. - Jesus! 1672 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:44,186 We kill a man! And that is the right action! 1673 01:19:44,655 --> 01:19:46,692 We are right to kill him! 1674 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,027 Yes! 1675 01:19:52,371 --> 01:19:53,487 Jess. 1676 01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:55,864 Hey, Jess. We will not go to jail. 1677 01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:59,872 I might still, for things that aren't related, but you don't, you're safe. 1678 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,037 Jess? 1679 01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:06,712 You should have seen us from the start. We are like Squabble City... 1680 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:07,883 We don't like each other. 1681 01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:10,678 Now I can't release it from me. And I don't want to. 1682 01:20:10,764 --> 01:20:12,676 Did he mention something about diamonds? 1683 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:16,468 No. I think I'll remember it. He doesn't talk much. 1684 01:20:17,438 --> 01:20:21,523 Miss, it's very important for you to try to remember every detail. 1685 01:20:21,692 --> 01:20:23,274 He is a man. 1686 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:28,279 Like he could just wash the car and make it a hobby. 1687 01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:31,817 - OK. - And he has a deep, "V". 1688 01:20:32,286 --> 01:20:36,246 Like two large snakes that point to the penis. 1689 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:38,031 This is a big house. 1690 01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:39,915 A place that might be able to save something? 1691 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:44,454 We clean the entire house and don't find the coat or cellphone. 1692 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:45,834 So there is a possibility. 1693 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:47,085 Tampon! 1694 01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:48,712 - What? - Blair. 1695 01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:51,545 - What? - I need a tampon. 1696 01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:53,804 I think you are using David cups. 1697 01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:55,465 - Yes - No, never. 1698 01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:59,303 Fuck. Only tampons, the best tampons! 1699 01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:01,353 You took it from us. 1700 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:04,103 - What? - And lock it there, 1701 01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:06,851 - and you have the key. - What are you talking about? 1702 01:21:06,945 --> 01:21:09,187 I don't lock our tampons. I locked... 1703 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:14,950 Are we talking about the same thing, Blair? 1704 01:21:15,496 --> 01:21:16,907 - Yes - Yo, yo. 1705 01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:18,951 Miss, you want to get your friend tampon or whatever? 1706 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:23,326 OK. One tampon will come soon. 1707 01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:26,124 I will be back soon with tampons. 1708 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:28,169 I am not menstruating. 1709 01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:30,208 Good. thanks. 1710 01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:35,547 Key. 1711 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:37,932 Damn. Damn it. 1712 01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:47,438 Calm down, calm down, calm down. I just want to take my cellphone, okay? 1713 01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:48,981 - What is that? - What is that? 1714 01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:50,187 None. That... I don't know. 1715 01:21:50,489 --> 01:21:53,277 - What is that? - This man, is another thing. 1716 01:21:53,659 --> 01:21:55,070 - Is there someone else here? - Actual strippers. 1717 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,901 - Yes, the real stripper is there. - The real man... 1718 01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:00,121 - I just need to take my cellphone. - Retreat! Back off! 1719 01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:03,500 - I won't be your narcotic mule! - What? Stop. Stop. Stop. 1720 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:05,334 - You should retreat. Yes. - Stop. Shh! 1721 01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:09,206 Current news and some of the latest information for everyone. 1722 01:22:09,299 --> 01:22:11,712 These attackers are armed and they are dangerous. 1723 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:13,756 - No, it's okay, that... - So if you are in the house, 1724 01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:15,758 Make sure the window and your door is locked. 1725 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:18,928 - Hey, Blondie! Come here! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1726 01:22:22,062 --> 01:22:23,553 - The tampon. - Yes I know. 1727 01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,354 That's what I mean... I use code. 1728 01:22:25,649 --> 01:22:27,606 - I just want to get my real estate license! - Shut up. 1729 01:22:27,985 --> 01:22:29,226 Don't move! 1730 01:22:29,570 --> 01:22:31,482 Shut up! Do not move! 1731 01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:34,860 What happened here? Come on. Let's move. Come on, tough guy. 1732 01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:39,823 Everyone in America has a weapon! 1733 01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:42,534 Come on! Come on! You too. move. 1734 01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:45,621 - Oh my God. - The playing time is up. 1735 01:22:45,711 --> 01:22:47,668 - We want those diamonds now. - Listen. 1736 01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:49,587 I know you're angry with 1%. 1737 01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:52,128 - Me too. - What? Shut up 1738 01:22:52,217 --> 01:22:54,675 - Tie them now. - Come on! 1739 01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:17,948 Jess, 1740 01:23:18,035 --> 01:23:21,153 when I start to grow up, I don't have many friends. 1741 01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:24,289 And when I entered college, my mother worried about me. 1742 01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:25,869 So it is with me. 1743 01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:28,372 Then we meet, and when the first night we go outside, 1744 01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:30,328 You don't introduce me to people as your roommates, 1745 01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:32,209 You introduce me as your friend. 1746 01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:34,416 And I know everything will be fine. 1747 01:23:34,801 --> 01:23:36,212 When I go home that summer 1748 01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:38,462 I show my mother photos when we get together, 1749 01:23:38,805 --> 01:23:40,421 he is very happy. 1750 01:23:40,974 --> 01:23:44,558 He often doesn't remember me now, but when I show him the old photos, 1751 01:23:44,645 --> 01:23:47,888 he said to me, "That's my daughter with her friends." 1752 01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:50,181 That's how he remembers me. 1753 01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:51,978 Thank you. 1754 01:23:52,069 --> 01:23:54,777 I can't wait to show him all our photos this weekend. 1755 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:58,614 You're always there for me, and I'm always here for you. 1756 01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,445 With love, Alice. 1757 01:24:00,661 --> 01:24:04,655 P.S. There are some wet wipes here, because I ordered ice cream cake 1758 01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:07,035 and I know you have problems with dairy products. 1759 01:24:07,125 --> 01:24:08,661 Smiling face. 1760 01:24:15,008 --> 01:24:18,172 - Come here. Come on. Come here - They found me on Craigslist. 1761 01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:20,174 I'm not even part of them! 1762 01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:21,971 Fuck. 1763 01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:24,383 Damn. 1764 01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:26,471 Jay betrays us, 1765 01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:28,599 and go with our part. 1766 01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:30,430 So tell me, 1767 01:24:30,816 --> 01:24:33,103 - where did he put it? - I told you, we don't know. 1768 01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:38,025 sir, I can send $ 50,000 now also if you let us go, okay? 1769 01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:39,734 50,000 what? 1770 01:24:40,158 --> 01:24:42,241 There are more than $ 2 million diamonds in this house. 1771 01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:43,738 and I will find it. 1772 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:46,158 You shoot anyone who moves. 1773 01:24:47,207 --> 01:24:48,664 - Oh my God. I beg. 1774 01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:26,619 Damn! 1775 01:25:26,747 --> 01:25:28,409 Goddamn it! Damn it! 1776 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,663 Don't speak up or I will kill you! 1777 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:43,006 What? 1778 01:25:43,347 --> 01:25:45,009 Handcuff yourself to the sink. 1779 01:25:45,349 --> 01:25:47,136 - Damn you. - Now. 1780 01:25:48,727 --> 01:25:50,093 Good. Good. 1781 01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:06,071 What is that? 1782 01:26:17,214 --> 01:26:18,421 No... 1783 01:26:25,972 --> 01:26:28,385 You don't know anything? Sounds nonsense. 1784 01:26:28,725 --> 01:26:30,216 Rush, man! 1785 01:26:30,936 --> 01:26:32,427 Do I look stupid to you? 1786 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:36,355 You hope I believe that you accidentally killed Jay? 1787 01:26:37,234 --> 01:26:39,021 it is a bad accident. 1788 01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:41,443 This is a great accident. 1789 01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:47,279 I almost lost my patience. 1790 01:26:47,369 --> 01:26:50,533 Jay died, and you hope I believe that you all don't know anything? 1791 01:26:50,664 --> 01:26:53,077 New plan. You will watch each other die, 1792 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:54,828 until there is one of you who opens your mouth! 1793 01:26:55,460 --> 01:26:57,497 - And I will start from you. - No! 1794 01:26:57,838 --> 01:26:59,704 - Oh, my God. - I love you, Frankie. 1795 01:27:00,298 --> 01:27:01,709 I love you too. 1796 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:08,796 Jess! Jess! 1797 01:27:09,808 --> 01:27:10,969 Yes! 1798 01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:16,888 - Don't be on her beautiful face! - Come on, Jess! 1799 01:27:22,612 --> 01:27:23,944 - You're pervert! - Come on. 1800 01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:26,652 No, hey, hey, hey! 1801 01:27:27,284 --> 01:27:28,695 All of you! The gun! 1802 01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:32,286 Edged. Inching up. Inching up. Inching up. Inching up. 1803 01:27:36,209 --> 01:27:37,950 Good. Good. 1804 01:27:41,506 --> 01:27:42,587 - there. - Okay. Yes. 1805 01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:43,835 - One. - Two. 1806 01:27:44,009 --> 01:27:45,216 - Three! - Okay. 1807 01:27:45,302 --> 01:27:46,838 Oh my God. Squat! 1808 01:27:47,429 --> 01:27:49,216 - Oh my God. Oh, my God. - did you get it? 1809 01:27:49,306 --> 01:27:50,422 Yes. 1810 01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:57,812 Point me towards him. 1811 01:28:02,861 --> 01:28:05,194 I can't shoot it! Your legs are blocking! 1812 01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:07,484 - No, no. I hope. - Lift up! 1813 01:28:07,574 --> 01:28:08,906 No, I beg you. 1814 01:28:12,162 --> 01:28:13,369 I shoot a man! 1815 01:28:13,747 --> 01:28:16,080 - Yes! - I killed another man. 1816 01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:18,616 You... 1817 01:28:19,461 --> 01:28:20,497 Yes! 1818 01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:25,297 Oh my God, all of you! 1819 01:28:26,384 --> 01:28:27,420 That's awesome. 1820 01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:29,252 - Alice, I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 1821 01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:31,963 No. I say things that are not. 1822 01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:34,599 I think it's just stressful because kills someone 1823 01:28:34,684 --> 01:28:36,516 and then try to get rid of his body. 1824 01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:38,139 -Wait, what? - Correctly. 1825 01:28:38,230 --> 01:28:39,721 - That is a difficult thing. - Yes you're right. 1826 01:28:40,023 --> 01:28:41,059 I've changed. 1827 01:28:41,233 --> 01:28:43,190 I think I've made other people's lives better, 1828 01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:46,235 but I forget the people who make my life better, and that is you. 1829 01:28:46,530 --> 01:28:48,613 - And I love you. Forgive me. - We love you too. 1830 01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,734 - We love you too. - We love you. 1831 01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:51,987 - We love you, Jess! - I'm sorry too. 1832 01:28:52,244 --> 01:28:54,201 And you know? I know I'm overdoing it. 1833 01:28:54,287 --> 01:28:57,030 And you're right, I have to stop living in the past 1834 01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:59,407 - and looking for a new hobby, you know? - Yes, that can help, right? 1835 01:28:59,501 --> 01:29:01,663 Next time we meet each other, we can see new memories 1836 01:29:01,753 --> 01:29:03,915 rather than just talking about the past. 1837 01:29:04,005 --> 01:29:05,917 This bond really starts to hurt. 1838 01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:07,589 And I'm sorry about Peter, okay? 1839 01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:10,293 He doesn't suck. You really have to marry him. 1840 01:29:10,387 --> 01:29:12,344 - Sure. - Good. Must. 1841 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:15,173 I mean, I had an erotic dream about him, and I didn't even tell you. 1842 01:29:15,267 --> 01:29:16,474 No, you told me. 1843 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:18,517 - You tell everyone. - You start a chat group. 1844 01:29:18,812 --> 01:29:20,223 It starts with him combing my hair... 1845 01:29:20,313 --> 01:29:21,599 Do you know? I will open your ties. 1846 01:29:21,815 --> 01:29:22,851 - Good. - Yes. OK good. 1847 01:29:22,983 --> 01:29:24,565 - this, give me the weapon. - It's morning... 1848 01:29:24,651 --> 01:29:26,108 Drop the weapon! 1849 01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:28,232 - Drop it. - Damn. 1850 01:29:30,574 --> 01:29:33,942 The key depends on the handcuffs, the base is stupid! 1851 01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:36,864 You will die. All. 1852 01:29:36,955 --> 01:29:38,742 - No, no, Jess. - Yes. 1853 01:29:39,124 --> 01:29:41,161 Really? Come on. Whatever. 1854 01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:46,621 What? What? What? 1855 01:29:47,507 --> 01:29:48,623 What 1856 01:29:52,679 --> 01:29:54,841 - Oh my God! - Is that Peter? 1857 01:29:59,185 --> 01:30:00,676 Oh my God. Is he... 1858 01:30:01,980 --> 01:30:03,687 - Peter! - All of you, what happened behind there? 1859 01:30:03,773 --> 01:30:04,763 I can't see. 1860 01:30:06,318 --> 01:30:07,809 Peter? Peter. 1861 01:30:08,445 --> 01:30:09,606 Peter. 1862 01:30:09,779 --> 01:30:11,611 - Jess. - You are okay? 1863 01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:14,361 You don't like my cock? 1864 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,196 What? 1865 01:30:16,328 --> 01:30:18,160 Is my cock bent with a strange when it hardens, or... 1866 01:30:18,455 --> 01:30:20,913 - I don't know, that... - What? No. I like it. 1867 01:30:21,374 --> 01:30:22,740 So you still want to get married? 1868 01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:27,416 Yes. More than before. I love you. 1869 01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:29,873 I want that. 1870 01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:32,333 Peter... 1871 01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:35,587 Let's get married. Let's get married this weekend. 1872 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:37,262 What about your campaign? Don't you want to wait 1873 01:30:37,349 --> 01:30:38,556 until the election is finished, and... 1874 01:30:38,642 --> 01:30:41,385 I don't want to wait. Everything I love is here. 1875 01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:43,056 That & apos; s all that matters. 1876 01:30:43,188 --> 01:30:46,306 - What about your parents? - My parents won't care. They eloped. 1877 01:30:46,858 --> 01:30:49,191 I mean, my mother said to approve it as soon as possible. 1878 01:30:49,903 --> 01:30:51,644 - Really? - He loves you. 1879 01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:54,317 - I love you. Let's do it. - Come on. 1880 01:30:54,824 --> 01:30:55,985 Yes! 1881 01:30:56,618 --> 01:30:58,234 I have a perfect place. 1882 01:31:01,623 --> 01:31:05,458 Are you, Jessica, willing to make Peter your husband? 1883 01:31:06,127 --> 01:31:07,243 Yes. 1884 01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:11,797 And you, Peter, are willing to make Jessica your wife? 1885 01:31:12,258 --> 01:31:13,624 Yes, of course. 1886 01:31:16,888 --> 01:31:18,845 Now, with the power given to me 1887 01:31:19,724 --> 01:31:22,717 (translated by Honeybutter), 1888 01:31:23,103 --> 01:31:25,095 I say you as husband and wife. 1889 01:31:25,188 --> 01:31:26,850 You can kiss the groom. 1890 01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:35,150 I'm very happy because I didn't sell our tickets to the foam party. 1891 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:36,230 - Yes! - Correct? 1892 01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:49,998 So you are not in trouble? 1893 01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:52,546 No, we are completely free. 1894 01:31:53,133 --> 01:31:56,547 We have done what in Florida is known as "good murder". 1895 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,757 That's a direct quote from the Miami police. 1896 01:31:58,847 --> 01:32:04,013 So, not only do we not have to go to jail, but we also get coupons 1897 01:32:04,352 --> 01:32:06,059 to go to Romano's Macaroni Grill. 1898 01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:09,013 - Do you want to dance, Pippa? - Yes alright. 1899 01:32:09,232 --> 01:32:11,144 But call me Kiwi, okay? 1900 01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:12,767 All my good friends call me that. 1901 01:32:16,489 --> 01:32:17,980 - Hey. - Hi. 1902 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:20,111 May I get you a drink? 1903 01:32:21,745 --> 01:32:22,781 No. 1904 01:32:23,163 --> 01:32:25,450 Because I was dating someone else, so... 1905 01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,203 - Hey. - Section. 1906 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:30,122 You're a sexy man. Cool. 1907 01:32:34,090 --> 01:32:35,171 Here it is. 1908 01:32:36,634 --> 01:32:38,000 Oh, my goodness. 1909 01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,755 Has anyone ever said to you that your feet are very beautiful? 1910 01:32:43,892 --> 01:32:45,633 No one has told me before. 1911 01:32:46,269 --> 01:32:48,431 You said it a million times. 1912 01:32:49,856 --> 01:32:51,472 Do you want to... 1913 01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:52,727 - Make love? - Make love? 1914 01:32:54,152 --> 01:32:55,188 Hey. 1915 01:32:55,904 --> 01:32:57,065 Stay around. We are doing something. 1916 01:32:58,531 --> 01:32:59,863 Love wins. 1917 01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:01,986 What are you saying? 1918 01:33:02,786 --> 01:33:05,403 I don't know. I mean, who knows if it will work? 1919 01:33:05,497 --> 01:33:08,080 And I don't know how you are going to to New York. I thought I was riding, but... 1920 01:33:08,374 --> 01:33:10,707 I've packed my bag, so... 1921 01:33:11,336 --> 01:33:13,794 Well, just because I'm between places... 1922 01:33:14,506 --> 01:33:15,963 Shut up. 1923 01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:20,459 Yes, yes. 1924 01:33:21,012 --> 01:33:22,503 OK, yeah. 1925 01:33:22,597 --> 01:33:24,008 Honey, this is for you. 1926 01:33:25,183 --> 01:33:27,049 - Hello? - Jess, it's me. 1927 01:33:27,143 --> 01:33:30,227 The story about you and your friends overcoming the criminals is now everywhere. 1928 01:33:30,313 --> 01:33:32,475 OK? We get donations and volunteers. 1929 01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:35,524 - What? - Jess, you will win this. 1930 01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:37,442 Are you serious? It was incredible. 1931 01:33:37,654 --> 01:33:39,441 Yes, we have a myriad of requests from the media. 1932 01:33:39,531 --> 01:33:41,523 Okay, Good morning American, Ellen. 1933 01:33:41,825 --> 01:33:45,159 OK. You have to come back here soon. I will find you the next flight. 1934 01:33:45,245 --> 01:33:46,702 Do you prefer seats by the window or hallway? 1935 01:33:46,788 --> 01:33:48,700 I'm more to a man in the middle bench, but... 1936 01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:50,827 Do you know? I finally got married. 1937 01:33:50,917 --> 01:33:53,409 But I'll be there early Monday morning. 1938 01:33:53,503 --> 01:33:55,870 Are you married? Jess, I'm in love with you. 1939 01:33:57,048 --> 01:33:58,380 - Take a photo? - Yes, Yes, Yes. 1940 01:33:58,466 --> 01:33:59,582 Cool! 1941 01:34:00,718 --> 01:34:02,505 - I love you. - We love you. 1942 01:34:03,221 --> 01:34:04,257 Three. 1943 01:34:06,307 --> 01:34:07,639 Can I see it? 1944 01:34:09,561 --> 01:34:11,302 - No. - My arm looks too fat. 1945 01:34:13,314 --> 01:34:14,555 - The other? - One more. 1946 01:34:14,649 --> 01:34:15,856 Okay, alright, alright. 1947 01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:21,774 - I like this. - That's it, I like it. 1948 01:34:21,948 --> 01:34:24,486 - Alice, you can mark me. - Finally. 1949 01:34:29,334 --> 01:34:31,334 Don't close first, There are still two last snippets;) 1950 01:36:04,259 --> 01:36:08,253 Congratulations to State Senator Jess Thayer! 1951 01:36:09,347 --> 01:36:10,554 Thank you. 1952 01:36:10,682 --> 01:36:12,674 My number one boss! 1953 01:36:15,728 --> 01:36:19,221 And now, to celebrate the victory, we have a special request 1954 01:36:19,482 --> 01:36:20,518 me? 1955 01:36:23,695 --> 01:36:25,106 Thank you very much. 1956 01:36:25,488 --> 01:36:27,571 I actually have a surprise for all of you. 1957 01:36:28,908 --> 01:36:30,615 I wrote a song 1958 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:34,278 What I hope can wrap up 1959 01:36:35,290 --> 01:36:37,577 friendship ties that we have. 1960 01:36:38,001 --> 01:36:40,288 So, I will sing it now for you. 1961 01:36:41,921 --> 01:36:45,130 Sometimes 1962 01:36:46,092 --> 01:36:48,084 You kill a man 1963 01:36:49,178 --> 01:36:53,172 When he takes off his shirt for you 1964 01:36:54,934 --> 01:36:57,347 You killed a man 1965 01:36:58,479 --> 01:37:01,347 You and your friends killed him 1966 01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:03,106 And he died 1967 01:37:07,447 --> 01:37:08,563 Jesus, that's good. 1968 01:37:08,656 --> 01:37:10,864 At other times... 1969 01:37:12,243 --> 01:37:14,826 When you kill a man 1970 01:37:15,163 --> 01:37:20,500 You have to throw his body into the sea 1971 01:37:21,002 --> 01:37:23,244 And you don't care Because your friends are by your side 1972 01:37:24,505 --> 01:37:28,966 They make it fun 1973 01:37:30,553 --> 01:37:32,135 I love you, friends I love you, Pippa! 1974 01:37:33,639 --> 01:37:36,632 We kill a man 1975 01:37:36,976 --> 01:37:38,057 We make a plan 1976 01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:40,136 You are my friends 1977 01:37:40,313 --> 01:37:42,930 And I will never forget 1978 01:37:43,024 --> 01:37:45,812 This single party 1979 01:37:46,527 --> 01:37:49,065 This single party 1980 01:37:49,697 --> 01:37:52,280 That is the end. 1981 01:37:53,117 --> 01:37:56,235 Don't close first, There is still one last snippet;) 1982 01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:00,952 Do you want to stop by? 1983 01:38:00,999 --> 01:38:08,799 No, no, no. Don't stop by. Don't stop by. 1984 01:39:14,824 --> 01:39:16,941 Because I have to do something. 1985 01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:18,950 1986 01:39:19,036 --> 01:39:20,402 1987 01:39:21,873 --> 01:39:24,616 So, I will meet you at Nussbaum at 10am. 1988 01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:26,241 No, no. 12:30 1989 01:39:26,586 --> 01:39:28,293 - OK. - I don't want to wake up. 1990 01:39:29,130 --> 01:39:30,621 OK, you go. Go. Go. Go. 1991 01:39:30,882 --> 01:39:32,794 We want to make sure you enter well. 1992 01:39:32,884 --> 01:39:35,342 - You're obsessed with me. - We love you. 1993 01:39:35,470 --> 01:39:36,836 I love you. 1994 01:39:46,564 --> 01:39:47,805 Bullshit. 1995 01:39:53,321 --> 01:39:54,482 Yes! Delivered by: www.subtitlecinema.com