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Beyond the snowfall of friends,
is not heavy.

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I know. Anyway, I have good news. Telephone Vitaly.

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Good, just a minute.

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Hello? / Yo, V, wake up at 2 siang noon? Come on.

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2 girls on my bed,
you follow me.

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Yes, right. Listen, I have good news.

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What?

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We make films. The boss calls, he wants to make a movie.

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Porn film? / Not porn...

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Like real movies,
bad movies.

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Get rid of the girl, we bring
her vital tool.

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Real 92.3, hip hop and R & B LA,
I'm your partner Big Boy,

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Los Angeles voice,
actually, LA.

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We stare at the beautiful weather of friends,
going bright.

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But let me say, the Ohio
and the Russian madman,

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they go to Los Angeles.

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So, as said,
be careful.

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You have been warned.

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Good, like this. So at 8 o'clock you
will meet the first person here.

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We hope that all of these people will immediately arrive.

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They have been told about people who live here,

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John, all of you.

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So we are John all the time?
/ You guys John all the time.

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You don't really know me.

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Your boss arranges this.
Your boss can be an agent, manager.

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You can be yourself if you want.

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So, hopefully these people are right
time. Thank you for coming.

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My normal girl goes out of town.
/ Cool.

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What is our work? / I'm stress.

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Whatever. You can
improvise. / OK.

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It looks like it's very good.

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Okay, do it.

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How does it work?
/ Joke of the penis is tense, take 1.

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Can you hold it with your feet
and release it later?

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Can you, like, pinch your feet?

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He came, he came.

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Hey, he's sexy.

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Hi. How are you?
/ Hi. Good. How are you?

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I'm John. / Nicole.

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Nice to meet you.
Thank you very much for coming.

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I'm very sore.

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You work to be a masseuse or...

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Just that? / Yes.

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Perfect.

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The order is also right.

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Impossible! / Did he see it?

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Yes, look.

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How long have you been massaging?
/ About 5 years.

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Oh my God. Your smell is fragrant.

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Thank you. / Oh, my God!

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Oh my God!

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Yes!

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A little harder.

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Why? / It is okay.

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Yes, please be harder and
fast a little.

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Passionate a little?

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Oh my God, I'm sorry.

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Oh my God.

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This is normal, right?

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No.

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Stone, paper, scissors, loose.
Bastard.

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I'll bring him to you.

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Hey! / Hey. How are you?

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What's wrong? / John.

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You're John, I'm Bob. / John.

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Bob? Bobby. / Yes.

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Yes. / Where do you come from?

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Topanga Canyon.

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Where? From Nigeria?

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No, Topanga Canyon.

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We are ready. / What do you do?

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I'm a music producer.

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Really? / I beat.

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Yes.

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How often do you care?

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Usually once a week.

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But women usually,
men have never been.

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Yes.

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But I hear men's hands are more
nice and strong

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and men really can, you know,
do what you have to do, you.

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I usually massage women,
but...

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I don't mind massaging you and...

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Your body is sexy.

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You take off your shirt. Great.
/ My age 62.

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62? You look fit.

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Is that right?

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I like it. You channel energy.

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Yes.

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I also like the energy worker
energy. / Yes.

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Are you uncomfortable? You're a little...
/ Not at all.

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Come face to face. / Okay, sure.

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I don't have a problem with that.
/ Good.

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Yes, just spread my hand.
Continue.

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You can do everything you want, friend.

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Just continue. / Try.

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I have never touched anyone like this.

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Cool.

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Sorry about this.

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You can take off your jeans.

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If you don't mind.

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We are at home, man.
Just take off the jeans if you want.

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You know, I'm more comfortable

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if you loose your jeans.
/ Really?

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Good!

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Shut up.

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What is that?

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I'm talking about my work.

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I was almost fired today.

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Heavy, you know, in a position
where you might be fired.

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Let me see your ass.

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So how many...

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How many men have you
gauli?

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None. / Really?

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Yes.

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I'm not...
/ If you kiss me once?

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Strapping my penis craze.

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Damn!

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What is this?

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Hey, welcome to the dream
exhaust, friend.

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Tell the camera the name and
your car?

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My name is Joey Alcazar.

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I have a Chevy Delray in 1958.

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My name is Angel Antunez.
They call me Bullet.

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Mobilku Primeros in '68
Chevy Impala without roof.

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And why do they call you
Bullet?

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You don't want to know.

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Robert Salinas, aka Hollywood.

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I have a Cadillac in 1964
without a roof.

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Then how long have you had this Cadillac?

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Maybe it's been around 15 years.

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Yes, man, the car matches you.

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Yes. / It looks very harmonious.

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That's why they called me
Mr. Hollywood.

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That's good friends.
So, what do you like from your car?

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What do you like to do
ride in your car?

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You know, I joined the USO
car club a few years ago.

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We love the family who
we wake up, you know?

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And you know, when we met
it felt like we had known for a long time.

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Hey! Wait, hey!
Are they there with you?

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Hey! / Hey!

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Hey we need to attract attention.
Robert's car is here.

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We have people.
Maybe we just call the police.

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What are you doing, bro?
/ What is that?

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Do you have my car?
/ Take gasoline.

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Wait, you suck up my battery?

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Yes. / What do you suck for?

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Because... / Why?

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What are you doing?
/ I know this looks bad, bro.

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I know this looks bad. / Calm down.
Relax. Why are you doing this?

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Get away from my car.
/ Mr. Holly...

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Get away from my car!

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Get away from my car!

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Calm down, calm down!

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Get away from my car.
/ My one...

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Get away from my car!
/ Calm down! Let me take my license.

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Take it, take it.
/ Let me take my watch.

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Your ***!

167
00:11:19,911 --> 00:11:21,812
Calm down. / Okay, we...

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00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,847
If you ask for money, I will give it!

169
00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:26,982
Don't touch people's cars!

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Kiss me. / What's your name, bro?

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00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:29,620
Look, why do you have to be
delinquents?

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In Russia, we kiss each other when
separates.

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Get out of here!

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Do you want to be beaten? / What for?

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Yo! / What is your problem?

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Let's call the police,
we will call the police, Robert!

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Why are you making it up,
bastard?

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Come on bastard!

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Come on bastard!

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Come on bastard! Do you want to make a fuss?
Come on!

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Just a gallon of bro, a gallon.
Segalon for my scooter.

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Segalon for my scooter.

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Okay, I go. I go.

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Damn! He is crazy.

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Don't whip me with
belts.

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Please!

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Come on bro. / Please.

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He doesn't want to talk.
I just want to know his name.

189
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Please don't. Don't yell at me.

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Hey. / We are shooting a movie.
There are cameras everywhere.

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Robert, Robert.
Hey, you are being bullied now.

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You're trapped bro. You're trapped.

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My friend, this is just a joke, my friend.
/ This is just a joke.

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This is just a joke.
/ Everyone is involved, friend.

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Your friend traps you bro.

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We don't scratch your car.

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We can't even open the lid
your gasoline.

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Why are you working on me?
You bastard.

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Good work. / Why?

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00:12:58,142 --> 00:13:02,814
Why are you? Why? You
tell me to come here for this garbage?

201
00:13:03,648 --> 00:13:06,816
Hey friend. Today we are at the beach
Miami with Vitaly.

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00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:10,021
We bring friends.

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Beware, hey.

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Oh my God.

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Fuck!

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I will take the stun.

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The idea is that we bring someone in,
maybe a young man from the road,

209
00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:04,607
and make him believe us again
shoot a loose film.

210
00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:07,110
We will act as a camera crew. / What is my little role,

211
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,212
I was grabbed and didn't know...

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00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:11,248
You are grabbed real and
you don't know.

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00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,355
Hey, do you want to learn acting? Good.

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00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,055
When he parked,
you're the audio part. Okay?

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00:14:20,057 --> 00:14:21,725
OK? Play the part.

216
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,647
You're part of the camera.
/ I'm the audio part.

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00:14:25,262 --> 00:14:27,664
Stop, bro. Come on, grow up.

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00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,569
Hey, they want to park, so please
professional.

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00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:33,636
Who is the girl? Oh, my God.

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Hi, how are you? / Hi, great.

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00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:38,908
Great? Good. / Yes.

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00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,275
So, because we have a little time,

223
00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:42,077
Let me immediately explain what we will do.

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00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:44,780
And let's have fun.
So we have a small crew here.

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00:14:44,782 --> 00:14:48,385
We only have microphones and cameras,
and we will follow you.

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00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,720
There is our register
actually here.

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00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:52,755
You enter through the door like a robber.

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00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:55,924
You look around, settle,
might see things.

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00:14:55,926 --> 00:14:58,727
And stay in this area,
and you will rob the cashier.

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OK. / Got it?

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00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:02,031
We put our people here.
He won't give you the money.

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00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,298
You have to get the money.

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I have to get the money.
/ Yes.

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00:15:04,301 --> 00:15:07,803
Yes, let's practice. Let's get out.

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00:15:07,805 --> 00:15:10,039
Well, we start from here.
Right here, get ready.

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00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,107
Dennis, you're behind him.

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00:15:12,109 --> 00:15:15,044
Okay, the cashier has arrived.
Now listen to me.

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Take the money then exit. Understand?
/ OK.

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00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,314
Are you ready? The camera is ready?

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00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:22,686
Audio? The voice is ready. Action.

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00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:36,298
Give the money. / What the hell? Ma...

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00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,841
Shut up and give the money.

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00:15:38,866 --> 00:15:40,270
Ma! What the hell? Ma!

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00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,739
Shut up! / Damn it!

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00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:45,040
Shut up! And give the money! / OK!
Damn, I have a girl.

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00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:46,709
Stand or shoot!

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00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:48,343
OK! Okay! I'm not armed!
/ Stupid!

248
00:15:48,345 --> 00:15:49,712
Wake up! / Okay, okay!

249
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Okay, damn it! / Hurry up!

250
00:15:53,951 --> 00:15:56,852
Don't shoot!
/ You know? give everything!

251
00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:59,021
Shut up! I raise your head.

252
00:15:59,023 --> 00:16:00,990
Don't kill me. I just want to go home to see my daughter.

253
00:16:00,992 --> 00:16:03,060
Fuck it all!

254
00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:10,134
Don't kill me! Shit!
/ Give the money!

255
00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:13,403
Don't kill me please.

256
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,504
Don't kill me.

257
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,505
Shut up.

258
00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:18,408
Do it! / Come on!

259
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,476
Come on. Drop the gun.

260
00:16:20,478 --> 00:16:23,011
Drop the gun!
Drop the gun now!

261
00:16:23,013 --> 00:16:24,380
Come on now!

262
00:16:24,382 --> 00:16:25,948
Come on. / I'm not armed.

263
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:28,820
Is this kidding? / Turn around!

264
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,787
Do I look joking?

265
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,856
Put the bag! / Put the bag!

266
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,156
I was with the film crew!

267
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:35,993
What crew film?

268
00:16:36,427 --> 00:16:38,193
We receive a silent alarm.

269
00:16:38,195 --> 00:16:40,230
They told me,
swear to God. I...

270
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,265
Hands above head!

271
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,800
Is this kidding? / I'll hand him over.

272
00:16:44,802 --> 00:16:46,903
Oh my God! / Hands above head!

273
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:48,871
The hand above...
/ Sir the police? Can I come out?

274
00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:50,005
Yes, come out.

275
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,808
They trap me.

276
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,242
Indeed.

277
00:16:53,244 --> 00:16:55,077
Oh my God!
/ We will take your wallet.

278
00:16:55,079 --> 00:16:56,111
Stand up.
/ Take your wallet at the police station.

279
00:16:56,113 --> 00:16:58,347
Oath for God!

280
00:16:58,349 --> 00:17:00,424
We finish at the police station.

281
00:17:00,449 --> 00:17:01,449
Are you serious?

282
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:04,254
Wait, what...

283
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:07,158
What is this? Just a minute.
/ Close to the car.

284
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:15,499
Oh my God!

285
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,837
Oh my God!

286
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:23,307
They trap me!

287
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:26,411
Oh my God!

288
00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:23,567
You scare me half dead!

289
00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,542
Excuse me, sir.

290
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,476
We have an inspection today,
you wear underwear or not.

291
00:18:34,478 --> 00:18:36,278
Do you mind dropping
these pants

292
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,282
and see what type of underwear do you use?

293
00:18:41,652 --> 00:18:45,088
What's wrong? What do you say?
You say I'm a bitch?

294
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,189
No, I said...
/ Why did you say I was a jerk?

295
00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:48,457
I... never said that.
/ Come here.

296
00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:50,226
He says I'm a bitch.

297
00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:52,495
No sir. I put my cellphone...

298
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,932
Why did you say he was a jerk?
/ Never, sir.

299
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,302
Yes sir. / Yes, Sir.

300
00:19:01,171 --> 00:19:03,605
Are you police-police or
real police?

301
00:19:03,607 --> 00:19:06,609
No, ma'am. Why, I look like a policeman?

302
00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:08,511
Yes, right. / You don't know.

303
00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:10,313
You have a gun. / Yes.

304
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,247
You're a cop.

305
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:13,000
me?

306
00:19:13,025 --> 00:19:15,251
Stop things.
Is he a cop?

307
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:17,152
If he looks like a cop,
I will say yes.

308
00:19:17,154 --> 00:19:18,688
Okay, because he is playing
with me. / Looks like a cop.

309
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,959
Are you drunk mom?

310
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:25,227
Yes. / Yes, I thought.

311
00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:27,229
Your face is drunk.

312
00:19:27,231 --> 00:19:29,032
Hey, there's a little spider on your shoulder.

313
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,066
Move to the back, that.
/ Oh, my God!

314
00:19:31,068 --> 00:19:32,267
Now in your hair.
/ Seriously, get rid of me!

315
00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:34,137
Oh my God.
No, the profits are big.

316
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,537


317
00:19:35,539 --> 00:19:38,343
Stop you guys.

318
00:19:47,117 --> 00:19:49,052
Hey la, punk!

319
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:52,088
It turns out Tom Mabe. Louisville,
Kentucky. / How are you, friend?

320
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,723
I didn't do it.
/ Hey, you sexy asshole!

321
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,390
Hey friend.

322
00:19:55,392 --> 00:19:58,026
Hey friend, how are you?
Welcome to Hooters.

323
00:19:58,028 --> 00:20:00,095
I want to take cold drinks,
soft drinks? The stock is still full.

324
00:20:00,097 --> 00:20:01,965
OK. I'll take it.

325
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,498
So we are at Burbank.
It's really beautiful here.

326
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:07,003
We will do
ignorance with these people.

327
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,312
Small baby. See cute little babies.
See them.

328
00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:17,179
This is the name of the eavesdropping person.

329
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:20,015
This is like bullying someone who is eavesdropping on a conversation.

330
00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:22,584
Basically this joke,
we try to scare people.

331
00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:25,022
That's the real goal.

332
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,201
Hello, this is Tom.

333
00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:40,436
Here it is.

334
00:20:40,438 --> 00:20:42,738
Sorry, friend. If you want to shout.

335
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,108
I... no... sound...

336
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,009
Husband?

337
00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:49,446
Dude, he didn't say he was married.

338
00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:53,282
Angry him!

339
00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:55,485
He didn't say he was married.

340
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,352
He listens.

341
00:20:57,354 --> 00:20:59,623
Do you want to be beaten? Dude...

342
00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:02,425
Bring your friend.

343
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,964
Dude, I didn't get it!
I don't even know who he is!

344
00:21:07,164 --> 00:21:09,599
I'm across the street.
At the bus stop.

345
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:13,101
I use flannel clothes. I think I'm ready to take the bus now. Come on.

346
00:21:13,103 --> 00:21:14,706
Yes.

347
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,540
Damn.

348
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,742
Did he take the bus? / Yes.

349
00:21:19,744 --> 00:21:21,310
Damn.

350
00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:22,477
Hey, it's okay Tom.

351
00:21:22,479 --> 00:21:24,813
Good practice for you.
Looks good on the camera.

352
00:21:24,815 --> 00:21:27,584
So, we continue and wait
other targets.

353
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:32,623
Damn, he's back! He is back!

354
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:35,792
Yo, tom. He turned back.

355
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,463
He is still there. Continue.
Go, go.

356
00:21:45,335 --> 00:21:46,736
Send him. / Send them.

357
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,603
Hard. Send him hard.

358
00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:50,739
There the bastard turns out.

359
00:21:50,741 --> 00:21:52,642
There the bastard turns out.

360
00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:11,627
Damn!

361
00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:13,795
Hey friend. Come on,
I need to talk to you for a while.

362
00:22:13,797 --> 00:22:16,466
Go to the wall there. Let me say
to you. No, there.

363
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,834
There. Here. Here. No, there.

364
00:22:18,836 --> 00:22:21,137
There, listen. / Now!

365
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,738
Listen, let me talk to you.

366
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,707
Here. Here. No, I will talk to him. Here.

367
00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:26,175
There, just go there.

368
00:22:26,177 --> 00:22:27,677
Damn.

369
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,312
Damn. / Look at that.

370
00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:31,214
So, you sleep with my wife.

371
00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:32,681
No, that's another man.
He went there.

372
00:22:32,683 --> 00:22:34,784
Go? What do you mean 'another man?'

373
00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:36,619
What other man?

374
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:38,854
He who is dressed in blue there.
He shouted on the phone.

375
00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:41,189
So you're not... you're playing games.
I've been here, what now?

376
00:22:41,191 --> 00:22:42,792
No, not me.
/ What do you mean, aren't you?

377
00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:43,826
Not me!

378
00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:46,361
He is scared.
/ Attract your cellphone!

379
00:22:46,363 --> 00:22:49,364
Look, it's not me. See?
This is my call list. Not me.

380
00:22:49,366 --> 00:22:51,667
That's you. Do you think I'm stupid?

381
00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:54,169
Do you think I'm stupid?
/ What do you want friends?

382
00:22:54,171 --> 00:22:55,371
I'm afraid. I have no idea.
/ Stop talking stutter!

383
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:56,906
Are you afraid? So you don't fuck
with my wife?

384
00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:58,341
I'm gay. / Are you gay?

385
00:22:58,343 --> 00:23:00,178
Impossible, nonsense.

386
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,711
This, I show my girlfriend now.

387
00:23:02,713 --> 00:23:05,281
That bastard isn't...
/ This is me and my girlfriend.

388
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:06,782
Bullshit! / He is not gay.

389
00:23:06,784 --> 00:23:08,251
Bullshit.
/ This is me and my girlfriend.

390
00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:09,784
So you think it's good
I will do it?

391
00:23:09,786 --> 00:23:12,155
Do you think it's nice to say this person?

392
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:14,556
I stand next to the man
when he calls.

393
00:23:14,558 --> 00:23:17,192
He shouted... / So how
can you know that man?

394
00:23:17,194 --> 00:23:18,561
I heard, I stood at the side beside him  when he scolded people on the phone.

395
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,496
I think you're lying!
/ I'm not lying.

396
00:23:20,498 --> 00:23:22,598
I'm not lying. / So you lie
me. You make love to my wife.

397
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,600
Oh my God.

398
00:23:24,602 --> 00:23:26,302
No. I have a girlfriend. I am gay.
/ Are you gay?

399
00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:28,236
I'm not interested in what women are.

400
00:23:28,238 --> 00:23:29,772
Do you know? The attraction of your cellphone.

401
00:23:29,774 --> 00:23:31,573
Attract your cellphone or teach you.

402
00:23:31,575 --> 00:23:33,710
Yo. You got tricked.

403
00:23:38,716 --> 00:23:40,416


404
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,618
I almost signed my death certificate.

405
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,832


406
00:23:55,466 --> 00:23:57,735
You killed him, Tom. / He is gay.

407
00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:00,902
Come to a friend.

408
00:24:00,904 --> 00:24:03,738
I want to apologize to this man.

409
00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:06,544
What a good person.
/ Sorry friend.

410
00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:08,611
Once shooting, huh? Once.

411
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,716
Tommy's good work. You're great, bro.
/ Thank you.

412
00:24:14,552 --> 00:24:18,689
It was good. It's funny

413
00:24:24,962 --> 00:24:27,362
We are 9 months pregnant.
Yvonne.

414
00:24:27,364 --> 00:24:28,797
Maybe one of the craziest women I've ever met.

415
00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:31,439
Her husband did not know he would
give birth to a black baby.

416
00:24:37,941 --> 00:24:40,842
Hey, we finished 5,
10 minutes.

417
00:24:40,844 --> 00:24:42,378
Can I call later?

418
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:45,313
I think I'm contracting.

419
00:24:45,315 --> 00:24:48,985
I think you might want to go home
now.

420
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,453
Really? / Yes.

421
00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:53,622
Okay... I'll... I...
I'm home now.

422
00:24:53,624 --> 00:24:55,858
Okay, fine. See you soon

423
00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:57,994
OK. / Good. Dah.

424
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,527
Oh my God.

425
00:24:59,529 --> 00:25:00,963
Close the phone.

426
00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:02,665
Gosh. Hit. / Let's start this game.

427
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,400
The man panics now.

428
00:25:05,402 --> 00:25:07,335
The man's world is shaken.

429
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,373
Dude, sorry for that guy!

430
00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:13,976
I... my goodness.

431
00:25:13,978 --> 00:25:15,544
He comes. / There he is. He came.

432
00:25:15,546 --> 00:25:16,845
Friends, he parked now.

433
00:25:16,847 --> 00:25:18,915
He parked now. Geez.

434
00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:32,061
Yvonne, your efforts are amazing.

435
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:34,330
The baby looks very healthy.

436
00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:36,465
Damn.

437
00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:38,534
Hello. / Hello, hi.

438
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:41,872
He is Jukka? / He's my husband, George.

439
00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:45,073
Congratulations George.

440
00:25:45,075 --> 00:25:48,811
Congratulations. Yvonne was healthy,
everything was smooth.

441
00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:51,447
We will prepare it for
transferred.

442
00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,549
Oh my God! Look at his face!
/ His face was stunned.

443
00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:55,317
No!

444
00:25:55,319 --> 00:25:57,654
Em... that's...

445
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,922
Let him talk for a while.

446
00:26:00,924 --> 00:26:02,390
Friends, get out of there.
Give him a minute.

447
00:26:02,392 --> 00:26:04,826
Excuse me sir.
We will prepare the move.

448
00:26:04,828 --> 00:26:08,398
And we will return.
Wait, okay?

449
00:26:13,036 --> 00:26:16,906
I want to tell you, but...

450
00:26:17,408 --> 00:26:19,410
That...

451
00:26:21,411 --> 00:26:23,012
You have to say something.

452
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:25,750
He was shocked. Shocked.

453
00:26:40,698 --> 00:26:42,598
Is this our baby?

454
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,899
I...

455
00:26:44,901 --> 00:26:47,337
Exit, Will, exit. / Yes.

456
00:26:49,106 --> 00:26:51,808
Okay, are you ready to move?

457
00:26:52,509 --> 00:26:53,942
Do you want to help carry it?

458
00:26:53,944 --> 00:26:55,710
You don't want to hug your baby?

459
00:26:55,712 --> 00:26:57,112
Eve, Eve.

460
00:26:57,114 --> 00:26:59,148


461
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,417
I just got an SMS.
He is fine?

462
00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:02,985
Damn!

463
00:27:02,987 --> 00:27:04,687
Yes. He is fine. / Oh, my God.

464
00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:07,456
He is not playing. / This is Will.

465
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:08,990
George? / Damn it!

466
00:27:08,992 --> 00:27:11,393
Oh my God.

467
00:27:11,395 --> 00:27:12,961
I'm happy to be able to facilitate your
.

468
00:27:12,963 --> 00:27:14,929
I am blessed to be a part of this.

469
00:27:14,931 --> 00:27:17,466
Congratulations on you. / Oh, my God.

470
00:27:17,468 --> 00:27:19,534
He is very beautiful. He is healthy.

471
00:27:19,536 --> 00:27:20,769
Wait, what's wrong?

472
00:27:20,771 --> 00:27:22,438


473
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,038
George, please. Happy friend.

474
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,509
We will raise a family
together.

475
00:27:27,411 --> 00:27:28,843
Oh my God! / Congratulations.

476
00:27:28,845 --> 00:27:30,012
Congratulations, this is really beautiful.

477
00:27:30,014 --> 00:27:31,112
Thank you. Thank you guys

478
00:27:31,114 --> 00:27:32,782
Beautiful baby.
/ You look impressive.

479
00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:33,983
You look very beautiful.
/ Thank you.

480
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,484
Congratulations. / Kiss the baby.

481
00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:38,120
Oh my God.

482
00:27:38,122 --> 00:27:40,156
See that poor man, bung. This...

483
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,757
It's like watching people beaten
clubs.

484
00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:44,192
So we first,
prepare a move.

485
00:27:44,194 --> 00:27:45,761
You want to come along,

486
00:27:45,763 --> 00:27:47,496
join us to the ambulance?

487
00:27:47,498 --> 00:27:49,765
Maybe you can get a pillion,
maybe.

488
00:27:49,767 --> 00:27:51,699
Yes, let him talk.
He wants to say something.

489
00:27:51,701 --> 00:27:53,703
Can we all go together?

490
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:57,575
Dear God, man!

491
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:06,015
Oh my God! Bro, he wants a photo.

492
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:08,419
Ask the father to take a picture.

493
00:28:08,686 --> 00:28:10,084
Ask him to join the photo.

494
00:28:10,086 --> 00:28:11,687
Do you want to join sir?

495
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,958
Are you okay? There is something wrong?

496
00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,059
You can join photos or...

497
00:28:17,061 --> 00:28:19,730
What's wrong?
/ Hey, you look great.

498
00:28:19,997 --> 00:28:21,229
Yvonne, the business is awesome.

499
00:28:21,231 --> 00:28:23,599
Come here. You have a baby.

500
00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:26,634
I mean, this is how.

501
00:28:26,636 --> 00:28:29,671
Friends, can we leave
he and his wife alone?

502
00:28:29,673 --> 00:28:32,006
Bring the baby to the back room and leave them alone
.

503
00:28:32,008 --> 00:28:34,476
Ah, let me see. / OK.

504
00:28:34,478 --> 00:28:35,910
Let me carry it and examine it
for a moment. / Yes, no problem.

505
00:28:35,912 --> 00:28:37,111
Can I accompany the baby?

506
00:28:37,113 --> 00:28:38,948
No, for a moment.
/ No, you've been with him before.

507
00:28:45,722 --> 00:28:47,690
Sorry.

508
00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:51,560
What's wrong?

509
00:28:51,562 --> 00:28:54,530
Is this usually the reaction of George
to face the situation?

510
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:57,265
How to...

511
00:28:57,267 --> 00:29:00,103
Now it's been 4 years I
delivered a letter here.

512
00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:06,142
When I know you might have
pregnancy problems, I'm...

513
00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:09,143
Very happy to help.

514
00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:14,850
How... wait.

515
00:29:14,852 --> 00:29:16,651
It's okay.

516
00:29:16,653 --> 00:29:18,488
Wait, don't...

517
00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:20,288
Wait a minute.

518
00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:22,659
Are you okay?
/ Did you not tell him?

519
00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:26,630
Not yet, just want to.
/ Did you not tell him?

520
00:29:26,663 --> 00:29:27,897
You didn't tell him?

521
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:30,265
But the baby is born faster.
/ No.

522
00:29:30,267 --> 00:29:32,534
When I stop and drink tea,
that time and everything.

523
00:29:32,536 --> 00:29:34,937
Every day I stop by.
Don't you tell him?

524
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:36,738
You think, I thought you said he was
happy about that?

525
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,808
Very good.

526
00:29:40,177 --> 00:29:41,877
Wait, when?
When do you drink tea?

527
00:29:41,879 --> 00:29:44,048
When did you drink tea?

528
00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:46,247
Often.

529
00:29:46,249 --> 00:29:48,151
Let's go there.

530
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:50,785
That's your baby now.

531
00:29:50,787 --> 00:29:52,922
My part is finished.

532
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,994
No man. You are not his father.

533
00:29:58,895 --> 00:29:59,961
Poor George.

534
00:29:59,963 --> 00:30:02,265
Oh my God!

535
00:30:04,699 --> 00:30:04,867
She's a beautiful baby.

536
00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:06,267


537
00:30:06,269 --> 00:30:08,303
The first time he spoke!

538
00:30:08,305 --> 00:30:11,775
Oh my God, I'm so...
he said!

539
00:30:12,910 --> 00:30:14,243
Nice to meet you.

540
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,744
Yes, same.

541
00:30:15,746 --> 00:30:17,580
Thank you, sorry about today.
/ Good.

542
00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:19,648
You bastard.

543
00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:22,987
We accept that. / Yes. Very...
born innocent people.

544
00:30:24,121 --> 00:30:26,021
Can we have photos?

545
00:30:26,023 --> 00:30:28,304
I just want to photograph once.
Photos once there.

546
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,030
Hey friend, what's wrong?
I just want to say the car is good.

547
00:30:35,032 --> 00:30:37,733
Thank you. / Yes.
Hey, can I ask for a little help?

548
00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:38,801
Say this smell is not.

549
00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:54,749
You're like Mario. Mario game.

550
00:30:54,751 --> 00:30:57,352
Remember that game,
like on Nintendo 64?

551
00:30:57,354 --> 00:31:00,788
Like when you play, you see
little turtles fly on the screen?

552
00:31:00,790 --> 00:31:02,690
That's you man.

553
00:31:02,692 --> 00:31:04,726
It's like wherever I go,
this man...

554
00:31:04,728 --> 00:31:07,030
I feel like a third person.

555
00:31:12,769 --> 00:31:15,269
I'm Kevin Brueck and this is a joke
human organ.

556
00:31:15,271 --> 00:31:17,872
Which direction is Cedars Sinai?

557
00:31:17,874 --> 00:31:19,742


558
00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:24,278
You can't drop me.

559
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,948
This is an electric racket.

560
00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:28,352
Use it to shock the fly.

561
00:31:29,853 --> 00:31:32,957


562
00:31:35,325 --> 00:31:37,359
Bastard.

563
00:31:37,361 --> 00:31:39,330
Do you think this is funny?

564
00:31:39,930 --> 00:31:42,163
Look, you never know what

565
00:31:46,069 --> 00:31:48,169
So what is this object?

566
00:31:48,171 --> 00:31:50,304
This is air mortar.

567
00:31:50,306 --> 00:31:52,174
Is that full? Can we test? / Yes.

568
00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:53,876


569
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:55,444
Damn!

570
00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:57,281


571
00:31:58,716 --> 00:31:59,982
Good.

572
00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:02,117
So this barrel will explode.

573
00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:03,752
This barrel will explode.

574
00:32:03,754 --> 00:32:04,386
Then what will it come out?

575
00:32:04,388 --> 00:32:05,821
Whatever you want.

576
00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,689
It's like an artificial bomb, bro.

577
00:32:07,691 --> 00:32:10,159
What is that? / This is the switch

578
00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:12,194
Really? Do you just push to
activate it?

579
00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:14,932
Great. Fill it out, friend.
/ Can I fill it?

580
00:32:17,067 --> 00:32:19,701
Great. This will be great.

581
00:32:19,703 --> 00:32:21,203
Can you put it here?

582
00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:22,470
Yes, this is paper.

583
00:32:22,472 --> 00:32:25,207
I stand on it,
I almost fell inside.

584
00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:26,609
Damn.

585
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:29,251
The one there. I stand on it and I like...

586
00:33:21,431 --> 00:33:23,098
Good.

587
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,932
Wait a minute. Hey, Tony.

588
00:33:24,934 --> 00:33:28,035
My name is Tony and these are 2 of my best friends,

589
00:33:28,037 --> 00:33:29,838
and today we will get drunk and drive.

590
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,076


591
00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:37,280
That's cool.

592
00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:40,215
Today we serve people who have discount tickets  and we will show them
riding well.

593
00:33:40,217 --> 00:33:42,316
Yes sir. / Correct.

594
00:33:42,318 --> 00:33:44,954
So, we will call it hot
zone

595
00:33:46,289 --> 00:33:48,122
and we will create an area where no one can pass.

596
00:33:48,124 --> 00:33:51,126
Understand? / Obviously?

597
00:33:51,128 --> 00:33:52,127
You see something dangerous,

598
00:33:52,129 --> 00:33:54,796
anything okay, if you think it's
danger, stop it.

599
00:33:54,798 --> 00:33:59,034
Understand? Do not hesitate.

600
00:33:59,036 --> 00:34:00,968
Say immediately, say loudly,
make sure this...

601
00:34:00,970 --> 00:34:04,139
Cool. Okay.

602
00:34:04,141 --> 00:34:05,407


603
00:34:05,409 --> 00:34:07,275
Hey friends.

604
00:34:07,277 --> 00:34:09,279
Vitaly, let go!

605
00:34:13,450 --> 00:34:16,118
Vitaly, you don't hear new ones
just say.

606
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,159
When does our target arrive? Now?

607
00:34:24,161 --> 00:34:26,060
They are almost here now.

608
00:34:26,062 --> 00:34:27,161
So this? Is this real?

609
00:34:27,163 --> 00:34:29,130
Shooting a movie here?
/ Yes, they arrived.

610
00:34:29,132 --> 00:34:30,933
Time to act.

611
00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:32,301
Do you like to say that or do you
see them?

612
00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:34,502
They have arrived. Here.
/ Shut up.

613
00:34:34,504 --> 00:34:35,904
Are you serious? / Yes bro.

614
00:34:35,906 --> 00:34:37,438
Damn, I can't speak.

615
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,074
Just pretend you are

616
00:34:39,076 --> 00:34:41,009
breeder.

617
00:34:41,011 --> 00:34:42,978
Jahili them. / Here,

618
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:45,446
this is your place,
these people are your customers.

619
00:34:45,448 --> 00:34:47,114
You're not Vitaly.

620
00:34:47,116 --> 00:34:48,549
How are you guys? My name is Rudolph.

621
00:34:48,551 --> 00:34:50,284
Nice to meet you.

622
00:34:50,286 --> 00:34:51,553
Rudolph. / Damn, what's wrong?

623
00:34:51,555 --> 00:34:53,522
My character is missing.

624
00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:55,591
How are you guys? / How are you! Hey!

625
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,458
Hi, Rudolph. / Hi, Taylor.

626
00:34:57,460 --> 00:34:58,560
How are you guys?
/ Hi, Rudolph. Happy...

627
00:34:58,562 --> 00:35:00,295
Nathaniel.
/ Hey, Nathaniel. Charlie.

628
00:35:00,297 --> 00:35:01,495
Charlie, nice to meet you.
/ Charlie, nice to meet you guys.

629
00:35:01,497 --> 00:35:03,130
And you? / Taylor.

630
00:35:03,132 --> 00:35:04,466
Taylor, just sign there.

631
00:35:04,468 --> 00:35:05,634
Hey Nancy.

632
00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:06,969
How are Jordan?

633
00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:07,904
Hi, nice to meet you.
/ How are you?

634
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,103
What's wrong? I'm Jordan.
Nice to meet you.

635
00:35:09,105 --> 00:35:10,938
Hey guys, how are you?

636
00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:13,908
What you need to do...
this is a responsibility sheet.

637
00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:16,511
Fill in the info here.

638
00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:18,480
Initials.
You are over 18 years old, right?

639
00:35:18,482 --> 00:35:20,114
Yes. / Yes.

640
00:35:20,116 --> 00:35:22,283
Okay, good.
/ I have to go to the bathroom.

641
00:35:22,285 --> 00:35:23,618
You can use a portable toilet
there.

642
00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:25,219
Good. / Continue.

643
00:35:25,221 --> 00:35:26,455
The one on the right is the small cleanser.

644
00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,457
Okay, thank you. / Yes.

645
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,060
I love you!
/ I love you too.

646
00:35:33,964 --> 00:35:36,466
So it's like disgusting.
/ Yes indeed.

647
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,836
Have you been here?

648
00:35:42,105 --> 00:35:44,040
Really?

649
00:35:46,176 --> 00:35:49,112
Damn! Slowly!

650
00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:52,181


651
00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:00,958
Great child!

652
00:36:02,091 --> 00:36:04,861


653
00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:07,529
Slow down!

654
00:36:07,531 --> 00:36:09,931
The one there is my sister.

655
00:36:09,933 --> 00:36:11,968
He mostly drinks.

656
00:36:16,439 --> 00:36:18,474
Hey!

657
00:36:20,143 --> 00:36:22,178
Hey!

658
00:36:22,546 --> 00:36:23,645
Gosh!

659
00:36:23,647 --> 00:36:26,380
Oh my God! / I am sorry.

660
00:36:26,382 --> 00:36:28,016


661
00:36:28,018 --> 00:36:29,583
What are you guys?

662
00:36:29,585 --> 00:36:31,421
There are people inside! Damn it!

663
00:36:33,056 --> 00:36:35,022
We better contact someone
over the radio.

664
00:36:35,024 --> 00:36:36,658
Call medical personnel!

665
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:38,292
Call medical personnel!
/ There is no one there.

666
00:36:38,294 --> 00:36:40,161
Is he here?
/ What are you doing?

667
00:36:40,163 --> 00:36:42,730
Yo, friend. Wretched car crashes
a miserable portable toilet.

668
00:36:42,732 --> 00:36:44,498
I really regret my friend.

669
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:47,069
You damage the toilet!
/ Hey Taylor!

670
00:36:47,071 --> 00:36:49,136
Taylor? / Damn it!

671
00:36:49,138 --> 00:36:51,105
You drive like crazy
friends!

672
00:36:51,107 --> 00:36:52,274
There is a door.

673
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:54,475
There is a door below!

674
00:36:54,477 --> 00:36:56,111
Is he there? / The door below.

675
00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:57,411
Hey, can you hear me?

676
00:36:57,413 --> 00:36:58,714
The toilet is broken.

677
00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,951
Yo, there, there!

678
00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:03,250
Taylor! / Wait.

679
00:37:03,252 --> 00:37:05,020
Fuck you guys! Fuck it!

680
00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:06,520
Fuck all of you!

681
00:37:06,522 --> 00:37:09,125
Fuck all of you!

682
00:37:13,163 --> 00:37:14,965


683
00:37:18,301 --> 00:37:20,671
You almost lost control of your friends.

684
00:37:21,571 --> 00:37:23,371


685
00:37:23,373 --> 00:37:26,007
Good work! / Nathaniel!

686
00:37:26,009 --> 00:37:28,946
I thought he would die.

687
00:37:54,103 --> 00:37:56,239
Don't act like you're not angry in the crowd.

688
00:37:59,609 --> 00:38:01,444


689
00:38:13,156 --> 00:38:14,288
You can't do it.

690
00:38:14,290 --> 00:38:15,589
What?

691
00:38:15,591 --> 00:38:17,125
You're a cop. / Yes.

692
00:38:17,127 --> 00:38:18,762
Yes, whatever.

693
00:38:19,062 --> 00:38:20,328
What?

694
00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:21,562
Do what you have to do.

695
00:38:21,564 --> 00:38:23,466
Yes, I can do anything
I want.

696
00:38:24,401 --> 00:38:26,469


697
00:38:27,571 --> 00:38:28,603
Oh my God.

698
00:38:28,605 --> 00:38:31,205


699
00:38:31,207 --> 00:38:33,509
Your crazy base!

700
00:38:39,207 --> 00:38:44,509
July 13, 2012
Vitaly Zdorovetsky was arrested
for having a fake bomb.

701
00:38:45,522 --> 00:38:48,723
Jokes that beach men think
Delray is popular

702
00:38:48,725 --> 00:38:51,259
ends with his arrest.

703
00:38:51,261 --> 00:38:52,627
Your life, your choice.

704
00:38:52,629 --> 00:38:54,596
60 seconds.

705
00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:57,165
Yes, the transaction is complete.

706
00:38:57,167 --> 00:38:59,736
He was fined 3,000 dollars.

707
00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:12,647
Hi, how are you? Demetri.
Nice to meet you.

708
00:39:12,649 --> 00:39:15,419
Demetri. Please come in.

709
00:39:15,618 --> 00:39:17,319
Please sit down.

710
00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:19,687
So tell me a little about
yourself.

711
00:39:19,689 --> 00:39:22,257
I work at a cigarette shop now.
/ Cigarette shop?

712
00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:23,792
So you smoke good, marijuana.

713
00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:26,527
That's what they call
in America, huh?

714
00:39:26,529 --> 00:39:27,862
It doesn't know anything about it.

715
00:39:27,864 --> 00:39:29,364
You have good abilities
lift-lifting?

716
00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:30,632
Heavy objects?

717
00:39:30,634 --> 00:39:32,600
Yes, I've worked on UPS.

718
00:39:32,602 --> 00:39:35,469
So, they always tell you
lift packages and heavy items.

719
00:39:35,471 --> 00:39:37,438
OK. What kind of package?

720
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,641
Is there something strange?

721
00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,275
No. I mean like...

722
00:39:41,277 --> 00:39:43,712
Food, sometimes meat...

723
00:39:45,781 --> 00:39:48,315
Wait a minute. Sorry about that,
sorry really.

724
00:39:48,317 --> 00:39:49,917
Want to drink? / No, no.

725
00:39:49,919 --> 00:39:51,219
Are you sure? / Yes, it's okay.

726
00:39:51,221 --> 00:39:53,156
Good. Wait a minute.

727
00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:02,263
What do you want from me?

728
00:40:02,265 --> 00:40:04,332
See this police report.

729
00:40:04,334 --> 00:40:06,433
There is a name.

730
00:40:06,435 --> 00:40:08,236
I don't care about the name of the child
, okay?

731
00:40:08,238 --> 00:40:10,339
I have a meeting here.
Stop it.

732
00:40:13,277 --> 00:40:15,643
Explain. Hah?

733
00:40:15,645 --> 00:40:17,613
I don't do anything!

734
00:40:19,382 --> 00:40:21,583
You're stupid, huh? With the arrival of the police and everything.

735
00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:27,556
Return to you. Sorry.

736
00:40:28,225 --> 00:40:29,723
Good, so you want to do
work or...

737
00:40:29,725 --> 00:40:31,560
What kind of work exactly?

738
00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:35,196
You... the job is like
cleans the body.

739
00:40:35,198 --> 00:40:37,364
Like the human body?
/ Body, yes.

740
00:40:37,366 --> 00:40:38,799
You did it before.

741
00:40:38,801 --> 00:40:40,701
No, not yet, I've never been.
/ Do you want to help?

742
00:40:40,703 --> 00:40:43,640
10,000, 15,000 dollars in cash
per month.

743
00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,906
Guaranteed. Come on, my friend.

744
00:40:45,908 --> 00:40:48,275
10,000, 15,000 dollars in cash.

745
00:40:48,277 --> 00:40:50,779
Cash? / Agree, cash.

746
00:40:51,348 --> 00:40:52,913
Come on, I believe you.

747
00:40:52,915 --> 00:40:56,352
You're my brother.
Help me transport the body. Come on.

748
00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,655
Come on, come with me.

749
00:41:01,825 --> 00:41:03,357
What's wrong? There is something wrong?

750
00:41:03,359 --> 00:41:04,893
No, no, I'm just...

751
00:41:04,895 --> 00:41:06,828
You're tense.

752
00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:08,295
Get ready.

753
00:41:08,297 --> 00:41:10,431
Don't, please don't.
/ You will die like a damn man.

754
00:41:11,734 --> 00:41:14,336
Not a loser.

755
00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:21,509
Why are friends?

756
00:41:23,312 --> 00:41:25,314


757
00:41:30,386 --> 00:41:32,855
I almost fainted my friend.

758
00:41:35,859 --> 00:41:37,694


759
00:42:06,622 --> 00:42:09,324
So we do ATM
jokes now.

760
00:42:09,326 --> 00:42:10,924
See all the money dear.

761
00:42:10,926 --> 00:42:13,761
This will be great.
/ How did the money come out?

762
00:42:13,763 --> 00:42:17,431
How does the money come out, Vitaly?
/ So, press this button,

763
00:42:17,433 --> 00:42:20,567
turn on the green lights,
then you hold this.

764
00:42:20,569 --> 00:42:22,837
When you release, the money stops.
You hold it, the money comes out.

765
00:42:22,839 --> 00:42:24,004
Good.

766
00:42:24,006 --> 00:42:25,440
Do you want a thousand?

767
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,746
Yes.

768
00:42:32,748 --> 00:42:36,685
No, I'm following, want to take money
now, then I can meet you.

769
00:42:38,321 --> 00:42:40,957
Yes, man, no.
I'll give you cash and we break even.

770
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:45,493
How much do you owe? Hundred?

771
00:42:45,495 --> 00:42:47,828
I wonder what he said.

772
00:42:47,830 --> 00:42:50,665
Hey, you know? The ATM doesn't work. I think it's broken.

773
00:42:53,069 --> 00:42:54,736
Yes, it's okay. I will...

774
00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:56,036
I just go to the gas station when I return

775
00:42:56,038 --> 00:42:58,406
and I will stop there
take the money for you.

776
00:42:58,408 --> 00:42:59,741
Do it.

777
00:43:10,453 --> 00:43:12,354


778
00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:26,936


779
00:43:27,803 --> 00:43:29,772
How are you friends?

780
00:43:30,841 --> 00:43:33,741
That's good.

781
00:43:33,743 --> 00:43:36,911
Yo, let me tell you the trick, bro.
This is a secret.

782
00:43:36,913 --> 00:43:39,949
Enter notes.

783
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,616
Type how much money you want.

784
00:43:42,618 --> 00:43:45,053
Press again. Look at this.

785
00:43:45,055 --> 00:43:46,453
Take it. Take.

786
00:43:46,455 --> 00:43:48,089
Oh my God.

787
00:43:48,091 --> 00:43:50,093
Take it, bro.

788
00:43:50,694 --> 00:43:52,696
You're welcome.

789
00:44:28,497 --> 00:44:30,632
That object takes thousands of
dollars of friends.

790
00:44:30,634 --> 00:44:31,900
You can't bring it all.

791
00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:34,201
Around there?

792
00:44:34,203 --> 00:44:36,883
Give the money.
/ No, this is not your money.

793
00:44:37,973 --> 00:44:39,808
Give the money.

794
00:44:39,810 --> 00:44:41,475
This is not your money.
/ Give the money!

795
00:44:41,477 --> 00:44:43,078
This is not your money!
/ Give the money!

796
00:44:45,748 --> 00:44:47,750
This is not your money!

797
00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:49,986
Come on. Watch out for your head.

798
00:45:28,024 --> 00:45:30,625
Green, maybe rock?

799
00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:32,926
Good, yes, I'll call my person.

800
00:45:32,928 --> 00:45:34,562
Call my person and tell him
meet us here.

801
00:45:34,564 --> 00:45:36,966
Are you serious? / Yes.

802
00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:40,634
10-4. 5-0.

803
00:45:40,636 --> 00:45:42,636
We are there... he ran away! Stop!

804
00:45:42,638 --> 00:45:44,440
Hey!

805
00:45:54,518 --> 00:45:55,650
Yo, what's wrong?

806
00:45:55,652 --> 00:45:57,085
Peter. Pete.

807
00:45:57,087 --> 00:46:00,120
Yo, can you come audition as
park guard for a while?

808
00:46:00,122 --> 00:46:02,857
My name is Joey Johnson.
I'm a park guard,

809
00:46:02,859 --> 00:46:04,625
and this is the day of my life.

810
00:46:04,627 --> 00:46:06,194
Good, do I have to come
in my work uniform?

811
00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:07,629
Sure. / Good. See you later.

812
00:46:12,669 --> 00:46:14,904
Damn.

813
00:46:16,772 --> 00:46:20,542
Joey to headquarters.
We have a problem here.

814
00:46:39,828 --> 00:46:41,828
How are you guys? Hey, I'm Mitch.

815
00:46:41,830 --> 00:46:43,998
I'm the producer. How are you?
I'm Mitch. How are you?

816
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,065
Let's look through here.

817
00:46:45,067 --> 00:46:46,734
We have men because here.

818
00:46:46,736 --> 00:46:48,335
We have big kids here,
today.

819
00:46:48,337 --> 00:46:50,705
So, he will watch today.

820
00:46:50,707 --> 00:46:52,172
How are you guys? My name is Sasha.

821
00:46:52,174 --> 00:46:54,975
I'm a director from Russia.

822
00:46:54,977 --> 00:46:55,944
He who directs today.

823
00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:57,978
You guys, how are you? How are you?
They call me V.

824
00:46:57,980 --> 00:46:59,746
V for vanilla. How are you?

825
00:46:59,748 --> 00:47:02,216
How are you? Good. Okay. Good.

826
00:47:02,218 --> 00:47:04,618
Let's start, kid.
/ Yes, let's do it, bro.

827
00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:06,853
Everyone, follow me.

828
00:47:06,855 --> 00:47:09,656
Join, Sasha. Get through here, come with me.

829
00:47:09,658 --> 00:47:10,958
Okay, you guys. The camera is ready?

830
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,828
We have 14-by-16 hb3,

831
00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:15,964
so I want to move it to 65.

832
00:47:15,966 --> 00:47:18,199
Mitch, shooting must have been set 10 minutes ago.

833
00:47:18,201 --> 00:47:19,634
Shake your buttocks.

834
00:47:19,636 --> 00:47:22,038
I want... O Lord.

835
00:47:22,872 --> 00:47:24,772
Anyway, we will do this
several times.

836
00:47:24,774 --> 00:47:26,808
If your day is bad,
you break up with a boyfriend,

837
00:47:26,810 --> 00:47:28,676
it's not my problem.
So, please,

838
00:47:28,678 --> 00:47:30,612
I want the spirit.

839
00:47:30,614 --> 00:47:32,045
Are we ready to record?

840
00:47:32,047 --> 00:47:33,982
V where do we place it?
/ Yo, V, you.

841
00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:35,683
Yes, I just want to thank you.
/ No problem.

842
00:47:35,685 --> 00:47:36,484
With pleasure V.
/ Again because you have done this.

843
00:47:36,486 --> 00:47:37,884
Damn, it's automatic.

844
00:47:37,886 --> 00:47:38,920
This will be a great shot
next. Let's do it.

845
00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:40,154
Play the music.

846
00:47:40,156 --> 00:47:41,321
Okay you guys, ready! Hey!

847
00:47:41,323 --> 00:47:42,690
Repeat again.

848
00:47:42,692 --> 00:47:43,924
Action.

849
00:47:43,926 --> 00:47:46,294
Smile! Spirit!

850
00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:48,362
Flirtatious, flirty, you are lesbi, come on.

851
00:47:48,364 --> 00:47:52,699
Yes! Let's do it!

852
00:47:52,701 --> 00:47:56,004
I see! I see, V! I see, V!

853
00:47:56,006 --> 00:47:57,371
Smile! High spirit.

854
00:47:57,373 --> 00:47:59,406
Faster. Shake her butt.
Faster.

855
00:47:59,408 --> 00:48:01,208


856
00:48:02,277 --> 00:48:03,377
Good, that's cut.

857
00:48:03,379 --> 00:48:04,645
Cut.

858
00:48:04,647 --> 00:48:06,080
You like 10 people.

859
00:48:06,082 --> 00:48:08,049
But, we need you to 100.

860
00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,784
Shut up Mitch. I don't want
to do it again. Camera part?

861
00:48:10,786 --> 00:48:12,920
Sounds, boards, cameras.

862
00:48:12,922 --> 00:48:14,321
Mitch, Vanilla.

863
00:48:14,323 --> 00:48:16,156
Play the music, friend.
/ Action!

864
00:48:16,158 --> 00:48:18,725
Bang, bang. Spring
season holidays. You love each other.

865
00:48:18,727 --> 00:48:20,395
Continue.

866
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:21,929
Good, you guys. Connect one
to another. So.

867
00:48:21,931 --> 00:48:24,364
Let's do it. Smile.

868
00:48:24,366 --> 00:48:26,067
Stop it. I don't feel...

869
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:27,268
Continue.

870
00:48:27,270 --> 00:48:29,870
Close up, close!
Close you up, close up.

871
00:48:29,872 --> 00:48:32,774
Smile, smile. / Docked, docked

872
00:48:32,975 --> 00:48:36,176
Oh my God. / Seriously!

873
00:48:36,178 --> 00:48:37,712
Is he defecated? / Who...

874
00:48:37,714 --> 00:48:39,112
The girl has just defecated
in the pool.

875
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,317
Very disgusting. I'm finished.

876
00:48:43,319 --> 00:48:46,154
Hey you guys, you guys, hurry back.

877
00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:47,422
Let's finish.
/ I don't want to plunge.

878
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:48,656
This is my last video shot
.

879
00:48:48,658 --> 00:48:51,292
Just throw your legs. You
won't even see it on the camera.

880
00:48:51,294 --> 00:48:52,460
No. / No.

881
00:48:52,462 --> 00:48:54,261
We won't see it... see,
no...

882
00:48:54,263 --> 00:48:56,063
I don't want to plunge. / We will
edit it via photoshop.

883
00:48:56,065 --> 00:48:57,964
Mitch, let me take over.

884
00:48:57,966 --> 00:48:59,333
He defecates there. You know, right?

885
00:48:59,335 --> 00:49:00,801
You run away from work.
You don't want to work?

886
00:49:00,803 --> 00:49:02,870
Of course you want.

887
00:49:02,872 --> 00:49:04,806
How about additional fees?
/ No.

888
00:49:04,808 --> 00:49:06,741
In order to keep going,
you have to go back dear.

889
00:49:06,743 --> 00:49:08,141
Yes, keep running.
/ We're fine.

890
00:49:08,143 --> 00:49:09,911
That is the dirt, he can come back
splash into the water.

891
00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:11,145
Yes, he will dive into the water.

892
00:49:11,147 --> 00:49:12,813
Splash your legs.

893
00:49:12,815 --> 00:49:13,647
Hi, how about this?
How about this?

894
00:49:13,649 --> 00:49:15,415
You just sit around the pool.

895
00:49:15,417 --> 00:49:17,451
Let's continue.

896
00:49:17,453 --> 00:49:20,087
When you see this,
you won't see the dirt.

897
00:49:20,089 --> 00:49:21,388
Friends, we will lose
if we don't.

898
00:49:21,390 --> 00:49:23,824
Please, come back. Please.

899
00:49:23,826 --> 00:49:26,493
Again. Come on.
It's not so bad. Once.

900
00:49:26,495 --> 00:49:28,795
Good. We just continue.
Go ahead, ready?

901
00:49:28,797 --> 00:49:29,897
Play the music.

902
00:49:29,899 --> 00:49:31,498
Good, camera recording.

903
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:32,766
Action. / This is it.

904
00:49:32,768 --> 00:49:34,902
Begins, here it is!

905
00:49:34,904 --> 00:49:36,370
Smile, ah.

906
00:49:36,372 --> 00:49:38,306
Ah, smile.
Lift your hands.

907
00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:40,775
Smile, ah. Background.

908
00:49:40,777 --> 00:49:42,509
Smile.

909
00:49:42,511 --> 00:49:43,877
Yo, let's take this.

910
00:49:43,879 --> 00:49:45,045
Smile.

911
00:49:46,348 --> 00:49:47,949
Smile!

912
00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:49,216
Smile. Shit

913
00:49:49,218 --> 00:49:50,817
What's up?

914
00:49:50,819 --> 00:49:52,955
This is very disgusting. I am out.

915
00:50:02,931 --> 00:50:04,464
Damn.

916
00:50:04,466 --> 00:50:06,333
How are you guys?
Today we have Jenna Marbles.

917
00:50:06,335 --> 00:50:08,268
Hi. / How are you Jenna?

918
00:50:08,270 --> 00:50:11,471
Guess? I'm too drunk
makes this magic.

919
00:50:11,473 --> 00:50:14,007
Here it is, Criss Angel. You are welcome.

920
00:50:14,009 --> 00:50:17,011
Ready to blow the ball?

921
00:50:17,013 --> 00:50:18,112
Yes, this will be weird.

922
00:50:18,114 --> 00:50:19,946
This will be very strange.

923
00:50:19,948 --> 00:50:21,949
I think it's like that.

924
00:50:21,951 --> 00:50:23,484
This is what I will do to your penis.

925
00:50:23,486 --> 00:50:27,154
Oh yeah, that sounds sexy.

926
00:50:27,156 --> 00:50:28,890
1, 2, 3, release.

927
00:50:28,892 --> 00:50:30,257
I was first.

928
00:50:30,259 --> 00:50:31,859
But if you want to go first?

929
00:50:31,861 --> 00:50:32,960
We save it for video blogs.

930
00:50:32,962 --> 00:50:34,864
Yes, I was first. Me first.

931
00:50:37,232 --> 00:50:39,368
I want you to kill, sell,

932
00:50:40,035 --> 00:50:43,238
hit, slam,
flatten it all over his face.

933
00:50:47,843 --> 00:50:50,310
Oh my God, yes.

934
00:50:50,312 --> 00:50:51,879
Faster, faster.

935
00:50:51,881 --> 00:50:54,248
I want... I need it.
I need it.

936
00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:55,949
You got it.
It's already full.

937
00:50:55,951 --> 00:50:57,083


938
00:50:57,085 --> 00:50:59,087
He pumps it dear.

939
00:51:05,060 --> 00:51:07,228
Pump. Pump harder.
Pumps are harder.

940
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,897
harder. Pump!

941
00:51:09,899 --> 00:51:11,232
Yes.

942
00:51:11,234 --> 00:51:13,266
Who will play?

943
00:51:13,268 --> 00:51:15,569
Want to come? Want to play soccer friends?

944
00:51:15,571 --> 00:51:17,839
You know this looks fun.

945
00:51:17,841 --> 00:51:20,375
You know this looks fun.

946
00:51:27,884 --> 00:51:29,016
You've been to a Chinese restaurant

947
00:51:29,018 --> 00:51:31,853
and curious what is the dog's voice?

948
00:51:41,897 --> 00:51:43,464
Every time my mind says that...

949
00:51:43,466 --> 00:51:45,433
Hello, hello, how are you?

950
00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:47,201
Good, you? / Very good.

951
00:51:47,203 --> 00:51:48,502
How are you guys?
Want to take a drink?

952
00:51:48,504 --> 00:51:51,172
For starters? Maybe white water,
ice water for starters?

953
00:51:51,174 --> 00:51:53,207
Can you ask for lemon juice, please?

954
00:51:53,209 --> 00:51:55,208
Your appetite is still, right? / Ha?

955
00:51:55,210 --> 00:51:58,245
Are you still appetite?
We have a new sample.

956
00:51:58,247 --> 00:52:00,281
Yes, I still have appetite.
/ Yes, this is quite fun.

957
00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:01,649
OK. / So, white water and...

958
00:52:01,651 --> 00:52:03,049
I want water. / 2 water?

959
00:52:03,051 --> 00:52:04,886
Okay good.

960
00:52:04,888 --> 00:52:06,353
Excuse me for a moment.

961
00:52:15,899 --> 00:52:18,201
I don't know.

962
00:52:24,506 --> 00:52:27,074
Why, thank you.
/ Good, here it is.

963
00:52:27,076 --> 00:52:29,310
Sorry about that.
Our ice makers are out.

964
00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:31,312
Everything is fine, okay.

965
00:52:36,551 --> 00:52:38,152
Sorry, I'm sorry.

966
00:52:38,154 --> 00:52:40,154
You don't kill dogs
behind there, right?

967
00:52:40,156 --> 00:52:42,056
Killing, sorry?

968
00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:43,556
Si... / No. We actually have a rescue center  behind.

969
00:52:43,558 --> 00:52:45,592
So sometimes you can
hear it.

970
00:52:45,594 --> 00:52:47,261
OK.

971
00:52:47,263 --> 00:52:48,696
Sounds like it's not like
you saved a dog.

972
00:52:48,698 --> 00:52:51,531
Sounds like someone else
kills a dog. / I don't like that.

973
00:52:51,533 --> 00:52:53,667
It's not an appetizer that is
good.

974
00:52:53,669 --> 00:52:55,349
Do you want water?
/ White water, please.

975
00:52:56,672 --> 00:52:58,105
2 water?

976
00:52:58,107 --> 00:52:59,473


977
00:52:59,475 --> 00:53:01,641
3 water. All thirsty, okay.

978
00:53:01,643 --> 00:53:04,312
Good. Will return briefly
take water.

979
00:53:04,314 --> 00:53:05,679
Look, you have to do something
.

980
00:53:08,584 --> 00:53:11,051
So I asked if they killed
the dog in the back? Because you know,

981
00:53:11,053 --> 00:53:13,353
Thai people, Chinese cuisine...
they...

982
00:53:13,355 --> 00:53:14,955
He brought a dog here?

983
00:53:14,957 --> 00:53:17,325
He brought a dog here.

984
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:26,433
You see the booms?

985
00:53:26,435 --> 00:53:28,134
Who? / Excuse me.

986
00:53:28,136 --> 00:53:29,603
Boom-boom.

987
00:53:29,605 --> 00:53:31,237
Hey, do you see the booms?

988
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,007
Boom-boom.

989
00:53:33,009 --> 00:53:34,610
Boom-boom!

990
00:53:35,444 --> 00:53:37,044
Boom-boom? What are you doing?

991
00:53:37,046 --> 00:53:39,145
Hey. / I told you through the door
back.

992
00:53:39,147 --> 00:53:40,448
Back door?

993
00:53:42,051 --> 00:53:43,652
Damn!

994
00:53:45,221 --> 00:53:48,123
Are you serious? / I like this one.

995
00:53:49,292 --> 00:53:51,225
I'm sorry. Are you okay? Are you okay?

996
00:53:51,227 --> 00:53:52,326
Yes, you know?

997
00:53:52,328 --> 00:53:53,627
Why are there dogs here?

998
00:53:53,629 --> 00:53:56,330
There...

999
00:53:56,332 --> 00:53:58,498
Sometimes they pass the front door,
there is a relief center behind.

1000
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,366
I know, you said, but...
/ Yes.

1001
00:53:59,368 --> 00:54:00,335
This is not what I ordered.

1002
00:54:00,337 --> 00:54:02,603
Friends,
you should be behind.

1003
00:54:02,605 --> 00:54:04,471
I'll take the others.
/ Can you move back?

1004
00:54:04,473 --> 00:54:06,339
Look, you have to take this
back.

1005
00:54:06,341 --> 00:54:08,208
They still have to remove the
dog from here.

1006
00:54:10,245 --> 00:54:13,114
Good, I like this.
/ Take both booms.

1007
00:54:13,116 --> 00:54:14,248
No, not that one.

1008
00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:15,649
Half the price.
/ For children's menus.

1009
00:54:15,651 --> 00:54:17,585
Half the price. / Children's menu.

1010
00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:20,154
Friends come on.
We have customers here.

1011
00:54:20,156 --> 00:54:22,591
This is our sample food.

1012
00:54:24,326 --> 00:54:26,527
Please enjoy.

1013
00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,161
You are playing with me...
/ Wait a minute.

1014
00:54:28,163 --> 00:54:30,031
You can't give me that. I...

1015
00:54:30,033 --> 00:54:31,364
What do you mean? / It's there...

1016
00:54:31,366 --> 00:54:33,701
Dog necklace... / God.

1017
00:54:33,703 --> 00:54:36,103
Boom-boom! Boom-boom!

1018
00:54:36,105 --> 00:54:37,203
What is this?

1019
00:54:37,205 --> 00:54:38,272
Oh my God.

1020
00:54:38,274 --> 00:54:40,775
Bring this back.

1021
00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:42,308
I ask for the bill.

1022
00:54:42,310 --> 00:54:44,078
I don't even know what's new I just eat.

1023
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,413
I don't want that. Oh, my God.

1024
00:54:46,415 --> 00:54:48,350
You don't want this?

1025
00:54:49,285 --> 00:54:50,817
No, I don't want to eat it.

1026
00:54:50,819 --> 00:54:53,254
Geez.

1027
00:54:54,089 --> 00:54:56,323
All tried? Do you like it?

1028
00:54:56,325 --> 00:54:58,460
No, we have...

1029
00:55:05,268 --> 00:55:07,201
Your dinner is ready.

1030
00:55:07,203 --> 00:55:10,072
Are you ready to fly kid? Are you ready?

1031
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:11,638
Say if you have.

1032
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,641
3, 2, here it is.

1033
00:55:14,643 --> 00:55:15,810
Oh my God.

1034
00:55:19,381 --> 00:55:22,350
Yo. Gosh.

1035
00:55:22,417 --> 00:55:24,452
Gosh.

1036
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:39,333
Today we have special guests.

1037
00:55:39,335 --> 00:55:40,600
How are you friends?

1038
00:55:40,602 --> 00:55:41,701
What do you want today?

1039
00:55:41,703 --> 00:55:44,105
I will defecate on canvas.

1040
00:55:46,542 --> 00:55:47,641
See this.
Is this your preparation for defecation?

1041
00:55:47,643 --> 00:55:49,643
Yes, this is then two...

1042
00:55:49,645 --> 00:55:52,045
2 spicy hotdog last night that
hadn't come out yet.

1043
00:55:53,448 --> 00:55:55,583
Dude...
/ So we use 2 canvas there.

1044
00:55:55,585 --> 00:55:58,454
If you throw up,
make sure you throw up on the canvas.

1045
00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:34,687
We paint?

1046
00:56:34,689 --> 00:56:36,691
Good.

1047
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,661
Hi, hi.

1048
00:57:13,663 --> 00:57:15,696
My name is Joseph. I'm lucky

1049
00:57:15,698 --> 00:57:18,632
offer you this beautiful art
,

1050
00:57:18,634 --> 00:57:21,335
and we feel honored
the arrival of several guests.

1051
00:57:21,337 --> 00:57:23,504
You have never met them. This is Rome.

1052
00:57:23,506 --> 00:57:25,505
Hi, nice to meet you guys.

1053
00:57:25,507 --> 00:57:26,839
This is Art.

1054
00:57:26,841 --> 00:57:29,509
And this is And, and And  where are you from?

1055
00:57:29,511 --> 00:57:30,978
Turkey. / Turkey.

1056
00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:33,214
They are part of the group of artists I decided to perform.

1057
00:57:33,216 --> 00:57:37,984


1058
00:57:37,986 --> 00:57:41,955
The main artist who can't come here, is working on the next work.

1059
00:57:41,957 --> 00:57:46,359
He found something in him,
most artists throw it away.

1060
00:57:46,361 --> 00:57:49,495
They throw it away,
they don't think it's art.

1061
00:57:49,497 --> 00:57:53,466
I think he found out that something you can do,

1062
00:57:53,468 --> 00:57:55,803
and you can also find it in
yourself.

1063
00:57:57,339 --> 00:57:58,806
All get tickets tonight?

1064
00:57:58,808 --> 00:58:02,243
All blue tickets, right?
All have been obtained?

1065
00:58:02,245 --> 00:58:04,545
You are all ready, right? / Someone
will be the winner tonight.

1066
00:58:04,547 --> 00:58:07,380
You will win this artwork.

1067
00:58:07,382 --> 00:58:08,781
I hope I don't see it on Ebay.

1068
00:58:08,783 --> 00:58:11,018
No.

1069
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:13,286
Now let's remember 2 works of the last art,
1 that was bought for 18,000 dollars
by a man from France.

1070
00:58:13,288 --> 00:58:15,522
And one is bought for 27,000
dollars

1071
00:58:15,524 --> 00:58:19,826
by the collector from Northridge.

1072
00:58:19,828 --> 00:58:21,694
OK?

1073
00:58:21,696 --> 00:58:23,496
This one above that 2 above,
above.

1074
00:58:23,498 --> 00:58:26,734
Okay so...

1075
00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:28,969
Who. Let's see who is lucky winner tonight, okay?

1076
00:58:28,971 --> 00:58:31,638
Here it is, let's hear.

1077
00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:34,977


1078
00:58:35,578 --> 00:58:37,580
Let me take it from the bottom.

1079
00:58:37,913 --> 00:58:39,782
Lucky winner of night painting
this

1080
00:58:43,285 --> 00:58:45,518
number 519

1081
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,022
096.

1082
00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:49,922
Here.

1083
00:58:49,924 --> 00:58:51,324
Are you serious?

1084
00:58:51,326 --> 00:58:53,495
You're very lucky.

1085
00:58:54,997 --> 00:58:58,431
Very impressive.

1086
00:58:58,433 --> 00:59:00,634


1087
00:59:00,636 --> 00:59:02,803
This artwork is different,

1088
00:59:02,805 --> 00:59:05,538
new, original.

1089
00:59:05,540 --> 00:59:06,973
Are you ready?

1090
00:59:06,975 --> 00:59:08,776
OK.

1091
00:59:09,944 --> 00:59:12,712


1092
00:59:12,714 --> 00:59:14,013
Thank you.
/ Don't be afraid of differences.

1093
00:59:14,015 --> 00:59:15,949
This is original art.

1094
00:59:15,951 --> 00:59:18,451
What is this smell? / I want to show
the creation of this artwork.

1095
00:59:18,453 --> 00:59:19,920
We have a video of our artists,

1096
00:59:19,922 --> 00:59:22,623
working on this artwork.

1097
00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:25,294
Okay everything. Watch it

1098
00:59:30,899 --> 00:59:35,935
My body comes from inside my body.

1099
00:59:35,937 --> 00:59:39,772
Blank canvas full of potential,

1100
00:59:39,774 --> 00:59:42,509
I'll paint my painting

1101
00:59:42,511 --> 00:59:44,712
and I scratch it with my brush.

1102
00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:46,714
Pass my art,

1103
00:59:46,716 --> 00:59:49,351
I express myself.

1104
00:59:49,819 --> 00:59:52,353
My art is all for me.

1105
00:59:53,022 --> 00:59:57,123
My whole soul explodes
in the canvas.

1106
00:59:57,125 --> 00:59:58,891
In the sense,

1107
00:59:58,893 --> 01:00:01,596
I am my art.

1108
01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:14,310
We are glad we did.

1109
01:00:14,710 --> 01:00:16,710
Please take the painting.

1110
01:00:16,712 --> 01:00:18,578
Take the painting.
/ No.

1111
01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:20,915
Please take it.
/ Listen to me.

1112
01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:23,384
Don't let this drunk person
cheat you here.

1113
01:00:23,386 --> 01:00:24,752
Maybe this video will change your mind.

1114
01:00:24,754 --> 01:00:27,022
Maybe this video will change your mind.

1115
01:00:35,064 --> 01:00:36,730
This is how we actually make
the painting.

1116
01:00:36,732 --> 01:00:39,799
This is the actual painting that we
give to you. Tahi-tella.

1117
01:00:39,801 --> 01:00:42,570
Right, tina.

1118
01:00:52,681 --> 01:00:54,683
Good.

1119
01:00:55,951 --> 01:00:57,518


1120
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:58,520
This is garbage.

1121
01:01:03,725 --> 01:01:06,560
Look at that. We can make
whoever believes anything.

1122
01:01:06,562 --> 01:01:07,661
That's Nutella and peanut butter.

1123
01:01:07,663 --> 01:01:08,895
It was peanut butter and hazelnuts.

1124
01:01:08,897 --> 01:01:10,864
Why do I smell the dung?

1125
01:01:10,866 --> 01:01:12,766
It smells from it. Yes, fan.

1126
01:01:12,768 --> 01:01:14,435
The cup is full of foul
_ liquid.

1127
01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:18,105
God, you guys.

1128
01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:21,007
Tos friend!

1129
01:01:21,009 --> 01:01:23,076
Say cissss!

1130
01:01:23,078 --> 01:01:25,145
God, forgive,
Sister Mary Joseph.

1131
01:01:33,656 --> 01:01:37,058
How are you?

1132
01:01:50,071 --> 01:01:53,540
Listen, we film and
they want you...

1133
01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:56,777
Vitaly, can you talk slowly,
please? I don't understand you.

1134
01:01:56,779 --> 01:01:58,645
Do you mean you don't understand me?

1135
01:01:58,647 --> 01:02:01,482
She's the baby's mother. This is our baby.

1136
01:02:01,484 --> 01:02:02,783
Who is the baby?

1137
01:02:02,785 --> 01:02:04,183
This is our baby.

1138
01:02:04,185 --> 01:02:05,786
Ma'am, this is April mop but...

1139
01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:08,654
But 2 weeks faster.

1140
01:02:19,567 --> 01:02:21,201
Good, listen, you can come here today

1141
01:02:21,203 --> 01:02:23,804
for filming, office, please,

1142
01:02:23,806 --> 01:02:26,307
and take it, maybe 2, 3 clothes?

1143
01:02:26,332 --> 01:02:27,140
OK.

1144
01:02:27,142 --> 01:02:29,076
I don't know what to say.

1145
01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:31,678
Okay, see you here at 3.30.
I will text the address now.

1146
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,848
OK, okay.

1147
01:02:36,551 --> 01:02:38,284
Do you want more adhesive? / Yes.

1148
01:02:38,286 --> 01:02:41,288
Dude, just mixed up the biggest junk you've ever seen.

1149
01:02:41,290 --> 01:02:42,274
In the barrel?

1150
01:02:42,299 --> 01:02:45,225
There.
Dude, you have to look at this garbage.

1151
01:02:45,227 --> 01:02:48,828
That's a black adhesive with styrofoam.

1152
01:02:48,830 --> 01:02:51,864
Comrade, I hope it's not easy
burn.

1153
01:02:51,866 --> 01:02:54,067
Good, what time is the mother
Vitaly here?

1154
01:02:54,069 --> 01:02:56,870
Yo, he can come here anytime.
Why, do we close this?

1155
01:02:56,872 --> 01:02:59,172
Yes, come on. / Let's get out.
He is here in 5 minutes.

1156
01:02:59,174 --> 01:03:02,308
Yo, you better give a gift
a great mother's day.

1157
01:03:02,310 --> 01:03:04,978
When is Mother's Day? / I have no idea.

1158
01:03:04,980 --> 01:03:09,283
May, but you have to end up giving
this year.

1159
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:11,687
No, he doesn't even care about fella.

1160
01:03:13,922 --> 01:03:16,690
Here it is bro. Magic.
Please go.

1161
01:03:16,692 --> 01:03:20,694
What's beautiful? Finally,
looks healthy.

1162
01:03:20,696 --> 01:03:21,828
I like your hair.

1163
01:03:30,138 --> 01:03:32,140
This is the fifth time we tried it.

1164
01:03:34,877 --> 01:03:37,243
No!

1165
01:03:37,245 --> 01:03:41,115
No!

1166
01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:46,088
No! Vitaly! Stop it!

1167
01:03:48,756 --> 01:03:50,690
No!

1168
01:03:50,692 --> 01:03:52,225
I'm sorry.

1169
01:03:52,227 --> 01:03:54,661
No! This is my favorite jean!

1170
01:03:54,663 --> 01:03:57,263
Sorry. / You damn bastard!

1171
01:03:57,265 --> 01:03:59,267
Sorry, I love you.

1172
01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:01,734
You don't love you anymore.

1173
01:04:01,736 --> 01:04:04,670
Exchange him with a new Russian.

1174
01:04:04,672 --> 01:04:08,243
I feel disgusting!

1175
01:04:08,810 --> 01:04:12,045
Hey...

1176
01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:18,020
karma is painful!

1177
01:04:21,357 --> 01:04:24,293
I don't know. I have no idea.
How do you know?

1178
01:04:25,794 --> 01:04:41,997
Hey!

1179
01:04:36,794 --> 01:04:28,997
EVENING EVENING DAY!

1180
01:04:48,716 --> 01:04:50,417
You sit behind.

1181
01:04:50,419 --> 01:04:52,351
Have you ever climbed here?

1182
01:04:52,353 --> 01:04:54,920
Not yet

1183
01:04:54,922 --> 01:04:58,759
Come on, this will be very...

1184
01:04:58,761 --> 01:05:01,161
Have you ever traveled like this?

1185
01:05:01,163 --> 01:05:03,931
Not yet, I haven't. I have never been
at night. Scary.

1186
01:05:09,705 --> 01:05:12,071
Hey friend, we stopped
at Crystal Springs,

1187
01:05:12,073 --> 01:05:15,910
I think. I met you on the road
we've passed?

1188
01:05:17,178 --> 01:05:17,987
OK.

1189
01:05:18,012 --> 01:05:20,413
We will see deer?
I like deer.

1190
01:05:20,415 --> 01:05:23,350
I saw 2 coyotes when I passed here.

1191
01:05:23,352 --> 01:05:28,156
What! Yes, with my big butt, I can't run or anything.

1192
01:05:30,725 --> 01:05:34,094
Why do I let you talk about this
?

1193
01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:36,763
You know black people don't
hike at night in the forest.

1194
01:05:43,772 --> 01:05:48,844
Last time,
we are on another road around here.

1195
01:05:54,917 --> 01:05:56,382
So where...

1196
01:05:58,886 --> 01:06:01,154
What's wrong?

1197
01:06:01,156 --> 01:06:03,225
What...

1198
01:06:07,863 --> 01:06:09,462
What's up? / What are you doing?

1199
01:06:09,464 --> 01:06:11,297
What's wrong?

1200
01:06:11,299 --> 01:06:14,033
Oh my God! What is that? Alien?

1201
01:06:56,511 --> 01:06:58,245
What's wrong?

1202
01:06:58,247 --> 01:07:00,312
We filmed a movie.

1203
01:07:00,314 --> 01:07:02,982
This is nonsense.

1204
01:07:02,984 --> 01:07:06,486
Oh my God, I wet the bed!

1205
01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:22,002
Look, I'm trying to do the right thing to be healthy and go hiking.

1206
01:07:22,004 --> 01:07:24,837
This is why obese people cannot
climb!

1207
01:07:24,839 --> 01:07:27,873
Fat people just stay at home
and eat!

1208
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:30,243
And don't go to the mountain!

1209
01:07:30,245 --> 01:07:32,913
Swim in the gym
or what!

1210
01:07:32,915 --> 01:07:35,114
Damn this climb!

1211
01:07:38,486 --> 01:07:40,488


1212
01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:55,502
How are you guys? Today we are
with Furrious... okay.

1213
01:07:55,504 --> 01:07:57,837
You said, "furrious."
The correct is Furious.

1214
01:07:57,839 --> 01:07:59,973
How are you guys?
Today we are with Furious Pete.

1215
01:07:59,975 --> 01:08:02,341
Start!

1216
01:08:02,343 --> 01:08:05,104
My name is Peter Czerwinski.
I am a professional competitive eater.

1217
01:08:08,450 --> 01:08:10,250
We will eat contest.

1218
01:08:14,957 --> 01:08:17,390
Anyone who finishes first
push the button in the middle,

1219
01:08:17,392 --> 01:08:22,330
those who don't finish the rest
the food will be spent.

1220
01:08:22,598 --> 01:08:24,931
Literally as easy as that.

1221
01:08:24,933 --> 01:08:27,299
I don't want to do this.
/ Forgive me.

1222
01:08:27,301 --> 01:08:29,369
Me too, honest.

1223
01:08:29,371 --> 01:08:31,731
Honestly, I don't want to,
but you know...

1224
01:08:32,373 --> 01:08:34,576
Good, let's start, let's start.

1225
01:08:37,144 --> 01:08:38,645
What is that?

1226
01:08:38,647 --> 01:08:40,549
What is it?

1227
01:08:41,647 --> 01:08:45,549
Century egg or pidan, or eggs
hundreds of years, eggs thousands of years,
is Chinese cuisine. The ingredients are made
from duck eggs, chicken, or quail
which is preserved for several months

1228
01:08:46,621 --> 01:08:48,355
Yes, I don't want to eat it.

1229
01:08:48,357 --> 01:08:51,393
2, 1, eat. Chew it.

1230
01:09:02,437 --> 01:09:04,137
Gosh!

1231
01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:08,441


1232
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,435


1233
01:09:35,370 --> 01:09:38,637
Pete! You're the star, man!

1234
01:09:40,943 --> 01:09:43,209
That still is. Still one!
/ No, it's all!

1235
01:09:43,211 --> 01:09:45,311
You, fuck you!

1236
01:09:45,313 --> 01:09:47,615


1237
01:09:49,952 --> 01:09:52,287
Damn Pete!

1238
01:09:52,386 --> 01:09:54,522
Is that appropriate?

1239
01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:10,203
Hi! / Are you serious?

1240
01:10:10,205 --> 01:10:12,573
Blacken skin, my friend.
Black, black.

1241
01:10:14,276 --> 01:10:18,344
Yo, whatever you do
don't be full 30 minutes.

1242
01:10:18,346 --> 01:10:21,280
He is like a Miami club owner.
/ Yes, yes.

1243
01:10:21,282 --> 01:10:23,650
Dirty man.

1244
01:10:23,652 --> 01:10:26,085
What is your name? / Gilbert.

1245
01:10:26,087 --> 01:10:27,987
Gilbert? / Yes.

1246
01:10:27,989 --> 01:10:29,422
Hello everyone, my name is Gilbert.

1247
01:10:29,424 --> 01:10:30,990
Au revoir, I'm Francis.

1248
01:10:30,992 --> 01:10:33,526
Today we promote
black skin.

1249
01:10:33,528 --> 01:10:35,195
Maybe the black tool is rather
burning people.

1250
01:10:35,197 --> 01:10:37,364
Are you okay?

1251
01:10:37,366 --> 01:10:39,265
Very, very, very hot!
/ He's all right, he's fine.

1252
01:10:39,267 --> 01:10:41,937
That's our skin blackening tool.

1253
01:10:43,505 --> 01:10:47,406
Welcome mademoiselle.
The one there is my manager.

1254
01:10:47,408 --> 01:10:49,308
Good afternoon.

1255
01:10:49,310 --> 01:10:51,477
Where are you from?

1256
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:53,279
I'm from France. You? / France?

1257
01:10:53,281 --> 01:10:54,513
So why are you here
mrs?

1258
01:10:54,515 --> 01:10:58,084
I came here to blacken the skin
because I was too white.

1259
01:10:58,086 --> 01:10:59,285
Here, let's see.

1260
01:10:59,287 --> 01:11:01,154
Yes, yes. / He's negative 35.

1261
01:11:01,156 --> 01:11:02,422
This is my blackened skin.

1262
01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:04,524
You seem negative 22.

1263
01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:06,292
Very black. You will be very
black.

1264
01:11:06,294 --> 01:11:08,027
Very black?
/ So which black do you choose?

1265
01:11:08,029 --> 01:11:10,230
Do you want this black?
The sexiest black

1266
01:11:10,232 --> 01:11:12,632
or this black, ordinary black?

1267
01:11:12,634 --> 01:11:15,368
I prefer your black only
because... / I'm too black?

1268
01:11:15,370 --> 01:11:17,169
Yes.
/ Do you call me black?

1269
01:11:17,171 --> 01:11:19,539
The black is a bit fake. / No.
I just thought you were too little black.

1270
01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:22,241
Okay, so let me tell you something happy today.

1271
01:11:22,243 --> 01:11:25,611
Today we can get new tools from Russia.

1272
01:11:25,613 --> 01:11:28,580
Found last year, 2014,

1273
01:11:28,582 --> 01:11:31,151
and if you reduce 2015
by 2014,

1274
01:11:31,153 --> 01:11:33,253
the result is 1 year, right?

1275
01:11:33,255 --> 01:11:37,089
Right. So today, it's fair to say
the device is safe. / See how to sell.

1276
01:11:37,091 --> 01:11:38,391
This tool is very new.

1277
01:11:38,393 --> 01:11:41,761
I suggest you try it
the first time.

1278
01:11:41,763 --> 01:11:45,397
9.99 dollars, you like buying
150 dollar packages for 10 dollars.

1279
01:11:45,399 --> 01:11:48,133
We have people inside.
You are second and third.

1280
01:11:48,135 --> 01:11:50,369
Or you can be together.

1281
01:11:50,371 --> 01:11:52,405


1282
01:11:52,407 --> 01:11:54,307
Hello?

1283
01:11:54,309 --> 01:11:56,241
Monsieur! Monsieur?
/ Are you okay sir?

1284
01:11:56,243 --> 01:11:57,744
Sick!

1285
01:11:57,746 --> 01:11:59,646
Sorry, this...

1286
01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:01,380
Oh my God.

1287
01:12:01,382 --> 01:12:03,348
Help me!

1288
01:12:03,350 --> 01:12:04,750
Telephone 9-1-1.

1289
01:12:04,752 --> 01:12:07,152
Please help! / Francis!

1290
01:12:07,154 --> 01:12:08,821
Do you want to do the session?

1291
01:12:08,823 --> 01:12:12,158
No. He is fine?

1292
01:12:13,428 --> 01:12:16,730
You have to call 9-1-1 now!

1293
01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:23,636
No. / Please.

1294
01:12:23,638 --> 01:12:26,239
No, your friend stays here.
You come with me.

1295
01:12:26,241 --> 01:12:27,673
Join me, free.

1296
01:12:27,675 --> 01:12:29,609
What's up. Don't come with him!

1297
01:12:29,611 --> 01:12:31,811
Free, free, it's okay.
/ No!

1298
01:12:31,813 --> 01:12:33,512
Enter it.

1299
01:12:33,514 --> 01:12:35,515
Stop! / Don't go in there!

1300
01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:38,383
Only 99 cents and he can
pay for it. / What's 99 cents?

1301
01:12:38,385 --> 01:12:40,219
At least pay 3 dollars.

1302
01:12:40,221 --> 01:12:42,588
This man will never return like
first!

1303
01:12:42,590 --> 01:12:44,723
What are you doing?

1304
01:12:44,725 --> 01:12:46,758
Release!

1305
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,660
No.

1306
01:12:48,662 --> 01:12:50,530
No, please. Please come here.
Come on, you need to be blacked out.

1307
01:12:50,532 --> 01:12:52,434
What if the end is happy?

1308
01:13:11,685 --> 01:13:13,688
Geez.

1309
01:13:27,501 --> 01:13:30,869
Excuse me ma'am. Hey, you can
record me to...

1310
01:13:30,871 --> 01:13:32,605
In front of my boyfriend's car? / Yes.

1311
01:13:32,607 --> 01:13:35,607
Okay, good. Here, just stand
here.

1312
01:13:35,609 --> 01:13:38,313
OK. / Let me put it in the video.

1313
01:13:38,647 --> 01:13:41,248
Then press record.

1314
01:13:41,815 --> 01:13:43,449
Already recording? / Yes.

1315
01:13:43,451 --> 01:13:44,883
Looks good? / Yes.

1316
01:13:44,885 --> 01:13:46,552
Do it.

1317
01:13:46,554 --> 01:13:49,688
Hey Stephanie. I just want to say
I love you so much.

1318
01:13:49,690 --> 01:13:52,491
And I'm very happy we
spend time together

1319
01:13:52,493 --> 01:13:54,960
and I can't imagine me
with other people.

1320
01:13:54,962 --> 01:13:58,798
I also can't imagine you
with other people.

1321
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,935
That's why I don't believe you
do this to me, because...

1322
01:14:01,937 --> 01:14:05,370
We have been together for a long time,
we have children,

1323
01:14:05,372 --> 01:14:07,406
and this is what you do to me.

1324
01:14:07,408 --> 01:14:10,642
This doesn't hurt me,
this hurts our family.

1325
01:14:10,644 --> 01:14:13,512
I know you're here in the park
North Hollywood now

1326
01:14:13,514 --> 01:14:16,249
with your boyfriend or who he is
now,

1327
01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:17,883
and...

1328
01:14:21,322 --> 01:14:23,289
You can't be with him.

1329
01:14:23,291 --> 01:14:24,856
You can't be with
anyone.

1330
01:14:27,528 --> 01:14:29,262
So you won't be with a bitch.

1331
01:14:29,264 --> 01:14:30,896
You won't be with anyone.

1332
01:14:30,898 --> 01:14:32,865
So I'll take your laptop,

1333
01:14:32,867 --> 01:14:35,000
and fuck it.

1334
01:14:35,002 --> 01:14:37,770
Right? And you cheat.

1335
01:14:37,772 --> 01:14:39,771
You have your boyfriend's wallet.

1336
01:14:39,773 --> 01:14:42,544
You do all that.

1337
01:14:43,944 --> 01:14:45,511
You betrayed me!

1338
01:14:45,513 --> 01:14:47,312
You betrayed me.

1339
01:14:47,314 --> 01:14:49,816
You betrayed our family!

1340
01:14:49,818 --> 01:14:51,817
I can't... for a moment.

1341
01:14:51,819 --> 01:14:53,785
Oh my God. That's not the car.

1342
01:14:53,787 --> 01:14:56,455
Wait, my God. That's not the car. Wait, this is the car.

1343
01:14:56,457 --> 01:14:58,891
This, I need to record it again.
No.

1344
01:14:58,893 --> 01:15:01,593
I want you to record me again, please.
/ Sorry.

1345
01:15:01,595 --> 01:15:03,730
I want you to record me again.
/ I do not want.

1346
01:15:14,408 --> 01:15:16,276
Excuse the boss, can you help?

1347
01:15:16,278 --> 01:15:18,645
My car... My key inside.

1348
01:15:18,647 --> 01:15:20,545
Excuse me friend. Yo.

1349
01:15:20,547 --> 01:15:21,647
Can you help?

1350
01:15:21,649 --> 01:15:24,984
My key inside.

1351
01:15:24,986 --> 01:15:27,721
Excuse me friend. My key inside,
can you help?

1352
01:15:27,755 --> 01:15:29,856
No.

1353
01:15:35,796 --> 01:15:37,763
Yo, excuse me friend. Can you
help me open my car?

1354
01:15:37,765 --> 01:15:39,798
I give you 100 dollars.

1355
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:42,634
I'll help but don't give
friends money.

1356
01:15:42,636 --> 01:15:44,803
Why don't I give you money?
/ It's okay friends.

1357
01:15:44,805 --> 01:15:46,905
I don't need money.
/ Geez, you're a good person.

1358
01:15:46,907 --> 01:15:49,943
Thank you, bro. Already entered,
but...

1359
01:15:50,912 --> 01:15:54,313
How do you want me?
/ Just open my car.

1360
01:15:54,315 --> 01:15:56,883
Do you miss the key?
/ Yes.

1361
01:15:56,885 --> 01:15:58,017
Moment mom

1362
01:15:58,019 --> 01:16:00,488
Do you join AAA?

1363
01:16:01,055 --> 01:16:03,457
Yes, let me try the phone.

1364
01:16:06,428 --> 01:16:08,460
Good, let me take care now.
Thank you, bro.

1365
01:16:08,462 --> 01:16:09,861
I have a photo.

1366
01:16:09,863 --> 01:16:12,030
What photo?
/ I have that photo.

1367
01:16:12,032 --> 01:16:14,499
This is not my car.
Thank you, bro.

1368
01:16:14,501 --> 01:16:16,067
Call the police now. Excuse me.

1369
01:16:16,069 --> 01:16:20,472
He tried to accuse him of stealing a car,
you know, after asking for help.

1370
01:16:20,474 --> 01:16:22,542
Hey, no!

1371
01:16:22,544 --> 01:16:24,845
Hey, hey!

1372
01:16:35,122 --> 01:16:37,058
Thank you, man!

1373
01:16:42,096 --> 01:16:45,664
Okay, no. This is a movie. This is a movie.

1374
01:16:45,666 --> 01:16:47,066
Yo! Calm, calm. Do not.

1375
01:16:48,635 --> 01:16:51,103
Calm down. No, this is a movie.

1376
01:16:51,105 --> 01:16:53,808
Yo, he wants to let go of his dog
to me!

1377
01:16:56,944 --> 01:16:59,445
Yo, you guys are performing.

1378
01:16:59,447 --> 01:17:02,550
He almost removed his pitbull
to me.

1379
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:08,688


1380
01:17:10,657 --> 01:17:13,928
This. Do you want to turn on the car?

1381
01:17:17,898 --> 01:17:20,434
Can I leave now? / Yes.

1382
01:17:29,544 --> 01:17:31,612
Team, 9-1-1.

1383
01:17:37,885 --> 01:17:41,119
General description of this joke...

1384
01:17:41,121 --> 01:17:44,190
You are picked up to our location.

1385
01:17:44,192 --> 01:17:46,025
You sit behind. You
say he must turn around.

1386
01:17:46,027 --> 01:17:47,959
So, first we will give him a false address.

1387
01:17:47,961 --> 01:17:50,128
Yes. / Correct? We go there.

1388
01:17:50,130 --> 01:17:52,063
Change plan,
I want you to address this.

1389
01:17:52,065 --> 01:17:53,999
And do these people know or not?

1390
01:17:54,001 --> 01:17:55,668
These people... / Do they know?

1391
01:17:55,670 --> 01:17:57,939
They think they are superior in other things.
/ OK.

1392
01:18:03,111 --> 01:18:05,110
Can you lower the window?

1393
01:18:05,112 --> 01:18:08,748
Yes. Here.

1394
01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:10,785
Yo!

1395
01:18:14,855 --> 01:18:17,892
Usually we don't go inside.
He walks on foot.

1396
01:18:19,193 --> 01:18:21,428
Understood.

1397
01:18:21,830 --> 01:18:24,832
Listen, man. Hurry up, fast.

1398
01:18:27,635 --> 01:18:29,668
How are you?

1399
01:18:29,670 --> 01:18:31,204
Turn off the car. Give me your key.

1400
01:18:31,206 --> 01:18:33,004
Damn.

1401
01:18:33,006 --> 01:18:35,540
You are late. / How are you?
What do you mean late?

1402
01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:36,976
Not the first time I've come here.
/ You are late!

1403
01:18:36,978 --> 01:18:38,043
I don't think I've met
you. What is your name?

1404
01:18:38,045 --> 01:18:39,945
Assassin.
/ Nice to meet you.

1405
01:18:39,947 --> 01:18:42,013
He is here all the time.

1406
01:18:42,015 --> 01:18:43,950
Great, how are you?

1407
01:18:43,952 --> 01:18:46,017
How are you? / How are you?

1408
01:18:46,019 --> 01:18:47,820
So, I'm going to Vegas late
this week and...

1409
01:18:47,822 --> 01:18:49,588
I will go to my 21st birthday to my best friend.

1410
01:18:49,590 --> 01:18:51,891
Vegas.

1411
01:18:51,893 --> 01:18:54,160
So I stopped buying goods, if
you know what I mean. Party gift.

1412
01:18:54,162 --> 01:18:56,061
I need 15 grams this time.

1413
01:18:56,063 --> 01:18:57,963
15 grams. / 15 grams.

1414
01:18:57,965 --> 01:18:59,999
Half now, half later.
I paid after I returned to Vegas.

1415
01:19:00,001 --> 01:19:01,534
What? / Only take cash in half.

1416
01:19:01,536 --> 01:19:03,268
You're kidding me.

1417
01:19:03,270 --> 01:19:05,271
I can pay my bung, you know
my address, you know where I live,

1418
01:19:05,273 --> 01:19:08,007
You have my number. / Good.

1419
01:19:08,009 --> 01:19:09,107
Good. / We will take care of it. Come on.

1420
01:19:09,109 --> 01:19:11,211
Let's ask him.

1421
01:19:12,714 --> 01:19:15,149
Who is your driver? / Ah...

1422
01:19:17,618 --> 01:19:19,718
He... yes, don't mind him. He is okay. He is new.

1423
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:21,621
He is good.

1424
01:19:22,790 --> 01:19:24,825
Where did he go?

1425
01:19:27,761 --> 01:19:30,128
So when are you going to Vegas again?

1426
01:19:30,130 --> 01:19:33,567
We go this Friday.

1427
01:19:35,769 --> 01:19:37,302
So yes.

1428
01:19:37,304 --> 01:19:39,170
This is it?

1429
01:19:39,172 --> 01:19:41,973
I told you. Do you really want to take my money like that?

1430
01:19:41,975 --> 01:19:43,609
Dude, he said half, yo!
/ Yo, bro.

1431
01:19:43,611 --> 01:19:44,744
Come on friend! / You're my friend.

1432
01:19:44,746 --> 01:19:45,878
Fuck you, bastard!

1433
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:47,679
Yo, calm down!

1434
01:19:47,681 --> 01:19:49,582
Silence friend! / Yo.

1435
01:19:49,584 --> 01:19:51,316
You say you want to pay half,
bastards.

1436
01:19:51,318 --> 01:19:53,084
Bro, get into the car.
/ Stay there.

1437
01:19:53,086 --> 01:19:54,719
You bastards! / Stay there!

1438
01:19:54,721 --> 01:19:56,621
Yo, Roman! / Come on.

1439
01:19:56,623 --> 01:19:58,257
He brings my money. I won't go,
bro.

1440
01:19:58,259 --> 01:20:00,159
I don't care, come on. / 250 dollars!

1441
01:20:00,161 --> 01:20:02,061
Return my money, bro.

1442
01:20:02,063 --> 01:20:03,896
Return my money now! / Shut up!

1443
01:20:03,898 --> 01:20:05,731
I'll call the police! / Shut up!

1444
01:20:05,733 --> 01:20:09,000
What's up! No, what the hell!

1445
01:20:09,002 --> 01:20:11,104
Shut up! / Shut up!

1446
01:20:11,738 --> 01:20:13,607
Fuck you guys!

1447
01:20:14,175 --> 01:20:16,208
Hey! / Feel you!

1448
01:20:16,210 --> 01:20:17,776
Just babbling, bastard.

1449
01:20:17,778 --> 01:20:19,244
What is this friend? What is this?

1450
01:20:19,246 --> 01:20:22,013
Who are you? Hah?

1451
01:20:22,015 --> 01:20:24,083
I don't see anything.

1452
01:20:24,085 --> 01:20:26,718
Who is this man? Driver?

1453
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,721
Remove the one in your pocket
now!

1454
01:20:28,723 --> 01:20:31,057
Say to them we don't see
anything friends.

1455
01:20:31,059 --> 01:20:33,159
I take off all your clothes
just in case you're a cop!

1456
01:20:33,161 --> 01:20:35,127
I'm not a cop! / Shut up!

1457
01:20:35,129 --> 01:20:37,062
Why did they invite you here?

1458
01:20:37,064 --> 01:20:38,498
I don't know, I'm just a friend's driver.

1459
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:41,167
Do you mean you are a driver?
/ I'm their driver.

1460
01:20:41,169 --> 01:20:42,834
That's all. They hired me to drive.

1461
01:20:42,836 --> 01:20:44,637
That's all I know.
I don't know anything about...

1462
01:20:44,639 --> 01:20:47,041
This is your last day driving.

1463
01:20:47,774 --> 01:20:49,909
You know, you know!

1464
01:20:49,911 --> 01:20:51,746
No, I don't know anything. / Shut up!

1465
01:20:52,013 --> 01:20:53,212
I don't see anything.

1466
01:20:53,214 --> 01:20:55,013
Stupid people, you think you guys are strong, huh?

1467
01:20:55,015 --> 01:20:56,281
I'm not strong or anything.

1468
01:20:56,283 --> 01:20:58,051
Let me see your muscles.

1469
01:20:58,987 --> 01:21:02,088
I don't know anything friends.
I don't know anything.

1470
01:21:02,090 --> 01:21:03,623
That's a man's chest?

1471
01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:05,257
Touch his chest!

1472
01:21:05,259 --> 01:21:07,293
Touch his chest?
/ No friends, just...

1473
01:21:07,295 --> 01:21:10,096
Sit down. You sit.

1474
01:21:10,098 --> 01:21:11,696
Fast.

1475
01:21:11,698 --> 01:21:12,263
Fuck bung, what do you bring us in?

1476
01:21:12,265 --> 01:21:14,066
Indian style!

1477
01:21:14,068 --> 01:21:15,935
Indian? Okay.

1478
01:21:15,937 --> 01:21:17,669
Why do you bring us here?

1479
01:21:17,671 --> 01:21:20,205
I don't... they said...
You said tell me to come along.

1480
01:21:20,207 --> 01:21:22,975
You don't know how to sit in the style of
Indians, you bastards?

1481
01:21:22,977 --> 01:21:25,746
Please.
/ Stick your knees to the ground!

1482
01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:31,116
You still don't sit as I ask. / How do I sit?

1483
01:21:31,118 --> 01:21:32,718
Like Indians!

1484
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:35,256
How about... like this? I do not know.

1485
01:21:38,059 --> 01:21:40,058
Damn!

1486
01:21:40,060 --> 01:21:42,362
I think my life is over!

1487
01:21:45,198 --> 01:21:47,365
Damn!

1488
01:21:47,367 --> 01:21:50,203
Damn!

1489
01:21:50,404 --> 01:21:54,241
Damn!

1490
01:21:55,076 --> 01:21:57,310
Do you do me?

1491
01:21:57,345 --> 01:21:58,910
I blame him.

1492
01:21:58,912 --> 01:22:01,981
Almost dead because of things I didn't do!

1493
01:22:05,819 --> 01:22:08,054
Good friends work.

1494
01:22:32,179 --> 01:22:35,448
Ladies and gentlemen,
young men, everyone, get ready

1495
01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:38,851
and develop your wings
for

1496
01:22:38,853 --> 01:22:44,892
cannonball humans amazing.

1497
01:22:48,162 --> 01:22:52,066
Today I want to enter the cannon
to set a new world record

1498
01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:57,069
human who has ever been shot
furthest, believe it or not.

1499
01:23:07,081 --> 01:23:08,847
It's my big day.

1500
01:23:08,849 --> 01:23:11,249
Have you shown the house
the balloon?

1501
01:23:11,251 --> 01:23:15,321
Full of boxes, you know, so when I land, it's extra soft.

1502
01:23:15,389 --> 01:23:18,124
It seems that the shot is enough
straight.

1503
01:23:18,126 --> 01:23:22,196
This should be easy,
this is basic mathematics.

1504
01:23:27,234 --> 01:23:30,069
This must work.
Please succeed.

1505
01:23:30,071 --> 01:23:32,406


1506
01:23:34,274 --> 01:23:36,808
Pass here, you guys. Through this way.

1507
01:23:36,810 --> 01:23:39,311
Everything is here.
You can record it here

1508
01:23:39,313 --> 01:23:41,146
towards the man in purple,
please.

1509
01:23:41,148 --> 01:23:43,182
Here. Here.

1510
01:23:45,219 --> 01:23:48,320
Oh my God. I thought hundreds of people.

1511
01:23:48,322 --> 01:23:50,422
CUma 20 people.
I thought it would be full.

1512
01:23:50,424 --> 01:23:52,792
It will appear hundreds on the camera.

1513
01:23:53,795 --> 01:23:55,427
We have to get out, bro.
/ No, not yet. Not yet.

1514
01:23:55,429 --> 01:23:57,262
No, we wait for the signal.
/ Good, I feel scared.

1515
01:23:57,264 --> 01:23:58,297
We wait for the signal.

1516
01:23:58,299 --> 01:24:00,098
I'm nervous, bro.

1517
01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:03,336
All right, let's hear!

1518
01:24:10,077 --> 01:24:13,445
Are you ready to witness the amazing things?

1519
01:24:13,447 --> 01:24:16,981
You will watch this man
fly. Are you ready?

1520
01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:20,953
Here it is! Pump! Pump!

1521
01:24:20,955 --> 01:24:23,524
Human cannon balls are amazing!

1522
01:24:24,892 --> 01:24:27,428
Let's welcome him!

1523
01:24:28,962 --> 01:24:31,563
This is amazing. Very dangerous.

1524
01:24:31,565 --> 01:24:33,867
Very dangerous.

1525
01:24:34,301 --> 01:24:37,869
Highlight him!

1526
01:24:37,871 --> 01:24:39,791
applause for
_ our cannon ball man!

1527
01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:53,151
I have something special
for 1 lucky person.

1528
01:24:53,153 --> 01:24:57,524
Who wants to light
the cannon?

1529
01:24:59,426 --> 01:25:01,125
Who wants to shoot
the cannon, huh?

1530
01:25:01,127 --> 01:25:03,195
Who wants to shoot
the cannon?

1531
01:25:03,197 --> 01:25:06,198
Good, this beautiful lady.
Come here.

1532
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,868
All ready?

1533
01:25:08,870 --> 01:25:11,138
Good.

1534
01:25:12,340 --> 01:25:13,606
Count down from 10. Are you ready?

1535
01:25:13,608 --> 01:25:15,074
Yes!

1536
01:25:15,076 --> 01:25:17,209
10! 9!

1537
01:25:17,211 --> 01:25:19,043
8! 7!

1538
01:25:19,045 --> 01:25:20,411
6! 5!

1539
01:25:20,413 --> 01:25:22,181
4! 3!

1540
01:25:22,183 --> 01:25:24,249
2! 1!

1541
01:25:27,287 --> 01:25:29,322
Oh my God.

1542
01:25:32,526 --> 01:25:34,058
Damn! No.

1543
01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:36,029
Keep them!
Get out of here!

1544
01:25:36,596 --> 01:25:39,198
Get out!

1545
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:42,000
Get away. Go...
Vitaly, leave here.

1546
01:25:42,002 --> 01:25:44,069
Oh my God.

1547
01:25:44,071 --> 01:25:46,371
Come here. Everyone stay here,
please, for a moment? Sorry.

1548
01:25:46,373 --> 01:25:49,040
Stay here. All are still
here.

1549
01:25:49,042 --> 01:25:50,508
Everything stays here.
Stay here.

1550
01:25:50,510 --> 01:25:52,311
Please stay here.

1551
01:25:52,313 --> 01:25:54,713
Okay, everyone stay here,
please. / What did you press?

1552
01:25:55,483 --> 01:25:57,149
Roman?

1553
01:25:57,151 --> 01:26:00,120
Oh my God.

1554
01:26:01,022 --> 01:26:02,588
Roman. / Man!

1555
01:26:02,590 --> 01:26:04,522
Damn. / Okay, okay, don't...

1556
01:26:04,524 --> 01:26:06,527
Don't touch it. Okay.

1557
01:26:07,662 --> 01:26:09,563
Roman.

1558
01:26:10,398 --> 01:26:11,996
Oh my God!

1559
01:26:11,998 --> 01:26:14,266
He wants to do it.

1560
01:26:14,268 --> 01:26:17,002
No! / He wants to do it!

1561
01:26:17,004 --> 01:26:19,070
All, come on. Cheering.
He will succeed.

1562
01:26:19,072 --> 01:26:20,940
Come on!

1563
01:26:23,510 --> 01:26:26,880
Come on all.

1564
01:26:27,510 --> 01:26:32,880


1565
01:29:56,857 --> 01:29:58,856
End of the video blog, take 1!

1566
01:29:58,858 --> 01:30:01,294
We... what are you doing here?

1567
01:30:01,327 --> 01:30:03,663
This should be like...

1568
01:30:04,598 --> 01:30:07,231
We have done everything we ever wanted to do.

1569
01:30:07,233 --> 01:30:08,799
I don't know. Make it look
cool and big.

1570
01:30:08,801 --> 01:30:10,369
Here? Like this, now?

1571
01:30:10,371 --> 01:30:13,405
Remember, this might not work.

1572
01:30:13,407 --> 01:30:14,606
Good.

1573
01:30:14,608 --> 01:30:17,743
Start.

1574
01:30:17,745 --> 01:30:20,445
All good. We are struggling to make this film, but...

1575
01:30:21,381 --> 01:30:22,647


1576
01:30:22,649 --> 01:30:25,249
Your bastard!

1577
01:30:25,251 --> 01:30:27,254


1578
01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:29,620
Damn.

1579
01:30:29,622 --> 01:30:31,190
You... I guessed it.

1580
01:30:31,192 --> 01:30:33,861
As expected, you bastard.
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